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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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and welcome back to Law Crimes. Hello, hello,

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hello, hello. Welcome, everybody. We have a special

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episode today because we've decided, the four

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of your law criminals, your hosts, we have invalid

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opinions. So we've decided to get someone who's

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got maybe a little bit more experience on the

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tabletop, someone who is actually banging out

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amazing videos. Awesome, I can't wait to meet

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them. Who are you talking about? oh my mom is

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fine you know yeah she's about to replace me

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right now cool lady replace the cast member um

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but yeah we got paul paul is about itself is

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here he's in the house man uh i would say i've

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been devouring his videos recently a few of my

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warhammer mates have uh cued me onto his channel

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and it is you know when someone else makes a

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video you're like that's How dare they make such

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good stuff. It's almost annoying when it's really

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good. I'm very sorry about that. that's my bad

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i get i get so annoyed i'm like that's that's

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you know i'm sure someone at one point has said

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that about me and then not ever thought it again

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it's fine but uh i very much enjoy paul's content

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and if people somehow don't know him obviously

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go check out his stuff if you are getting into

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playing tabletop in warhammer it's a daunting

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task but paul goes out and plays tournaments

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and proceeds to um I mean, how would you describe

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your experience, Paul? Get annihilated. Hell

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yeah. 33 % of the time I win, basically. To put

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it in perspective, my very first game at my first

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big tournament was against one of the best players

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in the world, a guy called Ben Jones. During

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the more DACA... time where Mordakker orcs were

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the worst thing ever. So my very first game at

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a big tournament was against Ben Jones, Mordakker

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on table one. And I was like, well, here we go.

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And I had 18 centurions and I lost very quickly.

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Did you key his car afterwards or something?

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I hope he was nice. Oh, he was lovely. He was

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a nice guy. Very good. Everyone was playing him

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super nicely. well speaking of centurions uh

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today we are doing a tls and we are going to

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be talking about legends and uh as you can see

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i don't i don't see how that relates i i still

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don't quite get the concept of this one i'm not

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really sure how we um This is here for the meme,

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because we're rating units that have had a model

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and they're legends, and we're just doing it

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based off of our personal opinion, our vibe on

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how much we like it. Centurions are here because

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11th edition is on the corner, and we thought

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we might have some thoughts about that. Yeah,

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you have some opinions on these. I mean, you

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put them in the right place, at least. You put

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them in Esther. They are... I do love them. They

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are the best. I don't think they will go to Legends,

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honestly. I actually don't think they will because

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they kind of, they have a weird niche that isn't

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really covered anywhere else. I know they're

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a firstborn unit, but you don't, apart from like

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obliterators, there's not really that, and I

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guess now mutilators when they come out. There's

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not really anything else that has that slow,

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they're basically tank infantry. They're infantry

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tanks and not much else really does that. I mean,

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maybe they will. Maybe they'll send it to Legends

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and my 36 insurance will be invalidated, but

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I'm hoping not. Pretty iconic look, though. What

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drew you first to being like, you decided, I

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am the Centurion experiment. Like, I am going

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to unleash this on the tabletop. It was basically

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an accident, because I started off when I came

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back to the game, I started off playing Drukhari.

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But when I bought my first Drukhari models, I

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was just scrolling through the Games Workshop

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website, and I was just looking at all the new

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Spaceman stuff, and I saw them, and I was like,

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buying them, they are the coolest thing I've

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ever seen in my goddamn life. It was only like

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a year and a bit after I bought them that I then

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played a crusade using my custom Space Marine

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chapter, the Screaming Ravens. And I had a bunch

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of them. And then I started going to a couple

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of tabletop tactics tournaments with 12 and a

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Storm Raven, just because why not? And then literally,

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as I was going on holiday last year, I was like,

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oh, I should probably go to a tournament. Now

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that this is like my full -time job, I should

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go to a proper tournament. And then when I got

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back from that holiday with a week before the

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tournament, I went, I want to do 18 Centurions.

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So I had to buy six more Centurions and two Repulses,

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paint them all in a week, or build a paint in

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a week. And then from there, it kind of just

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spiraled out of control. And now I'm the Centurion

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guy. RIP the bank account, though, I bet. Yeah,

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I mean, to be fair, now that it's full time,

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it's something to do with tax. I'm sure I can

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work it out. And yeah, the next tournament I'm

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going to is going to be... South Coast Super

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Major, I'm taking 36 Centurions. Nice. Sorry,

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what? 36 Centurions and an Ancient. Because I

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think Warlord is the only thing that fits. He's

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going for that. That's just... That's the best

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I've ever heard. I imagine it will... Because

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Centurions move 4 inches, that's their main thing.

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They are very, very slow. Which, if you don't

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think this is enough... Four inches is usually

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enough for most things in life, but for the tabletop,

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absolutely. Some might say it's excessive, even.

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Stop it. Fancy fast pace means about 12, so four

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is nothing. So my entire army moving four inches

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is going to be interesting. We'll see how that

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goes. I just like the idea that the one ancient

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is just like... when little bro gets picked on

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at school, and you and the gang... The older

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brothers show up. Do you want to try and attack

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this not -so -lone -up character? Well, you could,

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but there are 36 centuries who could turn around.

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And we'll get you eventually. It is doable. I've

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lost to dwarfs before in Old World, and they

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have a resounding 3 -inch movement stat. I am

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wondering, because I'm going to use Gladius Task

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Force, which, again, if you don't know Tabletop...

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When in doubt playing Space Marines, just use

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Gladius Task Force. It's by far the most generic

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and simplest and probably best thing. AZ, I'm

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wondering if I should just go, okay, I'm just

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going to advance and charge, or advance and shoot

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turn one. Everything goes forward. I'm just going

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to park 36 massively tough bodies right in front

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of you. If you can't deal with them, I will kill

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you. Man sending out the literal brick. Yeah,

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literally just sending an entire wall forward.

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Is the Age of Empires 2 just a moving wall? He's

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turned on cheats. What's the next one we have

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there? I believe that's Yarik. It's going to

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be hard enough to throw all of these nests here,

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I'm not going to lie. I did start with the named

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characters to get us a good start. Are you familiar

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with Yarik, Paul? I know he has a little bit.

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He's the guy with the big claw. And the Yorks

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are like, oh, he has a big claw. That's about

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as far as I go. It's kind of it. It's about all

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he needs, honestly. He's kind of the gold doll.

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He is a bit of a legend. His lore is insane in

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terms of what he goes through. I'm going to get

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yelled at, aren't I? Of the three big commissars,

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I find him the absolute least interesting. Unbelievable.

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Older fans might not like that. I know they might

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not like that, but one of them is Caiaphas Kane,

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and I don't know. I don't know. Gaunt just seems

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more interesting to me. That's fair. I'm not

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saying he's not interesting. He has very strong

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competition. He may not be a Legends unit going

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forward, supposedly, isn't it? There's hints

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that he might be back. I don't know. I feel like,

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because I have to be quite stingent, with this

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list because I want to put everything in S tier.

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I think we leave them in B so we don't get it's

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nice with tier list. Obviously you can kind of

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change base. It's good because it's a relative

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thing to everything else, right? Keeping something

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in B for now and then you realize, oh, a lot

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of this stuff is in B and then you can shift

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them up and down. He's part of Imperial Guard,

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so I don't like him basically. Karamazov is amazing.

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He's ass. This guy's on a big old dreadnought

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slash throne. Literally one of the coolest models

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in Warhammer. Guys, I got a guy with a scribe

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on my right who's writing down your crime and

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then the guy on the left has the heavy bolter

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to sentence justice and I'm a dick. Yeah, Karamazov's

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amazing. I think it's... I like the old school

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weird where someone... It must have been in the

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90s and... warhammer like games workshop where

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someone went at one point we should say no and

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the other person slapped that person across the

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room went no yes to everything yes can you give

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mobile pope throne please um that's what makes

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warhammer special does he have much deal in the

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law like what's his what's his what does he do

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a uh imperial agent codec or an inquisitor codex

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and it's just like he's just a really like nasty

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guy that just goes oh, I'll just sentence you

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to death, and if I'm wrong, you've wasted my

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time. So the sentence is death. He's kind of

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one of those guys. And he's just a bit fun. Literal,

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like, witch trials of, well, if you drown, then

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you weren't a witch, but that's good. If you

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float, you're a witch. We'll kill you. If you

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weigh more than a duck, something, something.

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Did anyone read The Crucible when they were in

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school or something? Did anyone talk about the

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Arthur Miller book about the Salem witch trials?

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And then there's the guy who they put the whole,

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like one of them, like they accused him of being

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a witch and he wasn't a witch. And they just

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kept putting like stone slabs on his chest. And

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he just kept yelling, more weight the entire

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time. Yeah, Giles Corey, the goat. I've heard

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of that story. Yeah. But yeah, it's very funny.

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This guy would probably love that guy. Enjoy

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it. Logan Grimnar in the Santa sleigh. Logan

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Grimnar. His SPC tier. It's so goofy. It's so

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silly. I like the idea, but just the model itself,

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there's too much dead space between the walls

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and the actual sleigh. You're saying that it

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does not sleigh. It does not indeed sleigh. Also,

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new Logan Grimnar is so goddamn cool that any

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other Logan Grimnar is just not going to be anywhere

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near as interesting. The new Logan Grimnar model

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is fantastic. I agree. objectively bad but i

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have a weird like like i hear the song in my

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head like deja vu i just been in this place before

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you know that i hear that multi -track wall thrifting

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yeah i i have this i do think it's got a certain

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charm to it though so please yeah leave it in

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c don't put it in d otherwise it's certainly

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interesting but i mean i guess one of those ones

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where the the the newer stuff is like new models

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are cool and the new logo grimmar is one of the

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coolest models it is did you like that new kotia's

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model that came out a while back the inquisitor

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one i uh i remember it being bad i've never seen

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it like i don't think anyone uses it anyway so

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it's not exactly like it's one of those like

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double -edged swords i guess it's like it's a

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bad model but it's not exactly a character that

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people used anyway so not exactly at least they

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kind of wasted the bad model on something no

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one really cares about his face looks like uh

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like a stylized anime sort of like it's like

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badly drawn or something And his hairline is

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really solid, which I don't like. It's like he

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has stippled, it's like a little bell, not bell,

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like a little line of his hairline, and it's

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supposed to have like whispery old hair on it.

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God, his new book was terrible as well. Look

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at the trickster. He's S tier for tabletop rules.

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At least he was. I don't know if he is anymore.

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Ain't nobody else can one -shot a Warlord Titan.

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What could he do before? One -shot Warlord Titans.

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If you killed him, you rolled off, and if you

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lost a roll -off, you died. He's got a grenade

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in his chest. Lucas the Trickster. For the people

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who are not as lore -versed, this guy is basically...

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I don't know how to describe it. He is literally

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like Loki in some sense. He is basically the

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trickster. He lost one of his hearts against

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a Drukhari Archon, and then he replaced it with

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a grenade because he thought it would be funny.

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It's not like just a grenade though, it's like

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an ice time capsule. I don't know how to describe

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it, but it's like a super weapon. I think they

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must have updated rules for Tenth, because his

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legend rules seem a bit... eh. I mean, he's pretty

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cheap, but he doesn't... he seems okay. He's

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a cool model though, because he has lightning

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claws, and lightning claws are cool. So, I mean,

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lightning claws are usually Esther. His book's

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fun. In any lore stuff, they... uh the space

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wars basically had to take a rock paper scissors

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to whoever has to look after him because he's

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so annoying they hate him so much but he's a

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good teacher to other blood claws Yes, and he

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did give Magnus the middle finger at one point,

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literally. I think every space wolf's done that

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at this point. Magnus couldn't be a regular line

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troop space wolf at this point. I feel like that's

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just the rite of passage for any space wolf,

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is just give Magnus the middle finger somewhere.

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That's how you get your named character status,

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is just by giving him Magnus. Yeah, and then

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the next one, I believe, is Gabriel Angelos.

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Gabriel Angelos! He backflips in that. Would

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you like to explain Colin, just for the uninitiated?

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Oh, he's the Blood Raven's chapter master, and

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he's in Dawn of War, and really that's all you

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need. He talks really funny. Yeah. He's no Indrik

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Boreal, though. He's no Indrik Boreal, but I

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mean... It's pretty normal that there's no Indrik

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Boreal. He's still respectable, and like you

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said, he does backflips in his Terminator armor.

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I mean, come on now, that's 10 out of 10. That's

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pretty cool. Is that a big hammer he's got? It

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is. Yeah. That's also pretty cool. Two -handed

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weapons are always cool. Yeah. He's a pretty...

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Do you ever get to play the Dawn of Wars, Paul,

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before? I played Dawn of War 1 when I was a kid,

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though I don't remember any of it. Yeah. I don't.

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Yeah, he's mostly, like, his story, like, his

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interesting storyline, but his whole point is,

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like, he... becomes chat to master because their

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previous guy was a librarian corrupted by corn

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which is very in a bit of an interesting choice

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considering corn hates psychers got a lot of

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the logic there um but he i do not cringe when

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i do it said corn in dawn of war three he did

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have the ability to do is it a front flip i believe

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in the mobile rts yeah That kind of ruined him.

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Very World of Warcraft with the front flip animations

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when you're playing an Arms Warrior. Which were

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always the coolest ones. I'm happy. I'm fine

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with it. It does blend into World of Warcraft

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with that game specifically. If you didn't know

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what Warhammer was and you looked at that game,

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you'd go, oh, new World of Warcraft DLC. In space.

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I think it's happy. I'm happy where it is. Another

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Gabriel. Okay, another Gabriel. this hurts my

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chest he doesn't deserve to be in legends he

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does not deserve to be there no and i am a my

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favorite painting scheme is flesh terror's colors

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love it love that like slightly off red oh we

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lost colin no worry about it he'll be back it

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was about blood angel so he got scared um but

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i I absolutely love flesh terror, like, paint

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schemes and stuff, and the fact that Gabriel

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Seth is no longer with us is a massive shame,

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because this guy, um... He is cool as hell. And

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his eviscerators are just awesome. Like, two

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-handed chainswords are just the best. He's also

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the biggest arsehole. He's the best. I think

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he deserves an A tier. He's a really cool model.

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I was gonna say, I feel like he could make a

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very cool, um... i think the problem is at the

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moment like he's on a 25 mil base which again

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if you don't play the tabletop he's small he's

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a small lad now he's very outdated an updated

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version of him would be would go would go hard

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be pretty cool i mean it's not too bad to actually

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make it probably make a kit batch for him to

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be honest because like again eviscerators are

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just cool as hell yeah god i would love i would

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if they do update him i'm buying that immediately

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i guess the trouble is like At least lore -wise,

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now the devastation of Baal is done. Blood Angels

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and their successors are a bit rudderless. What

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do you do now? I kind of add our big battle thing

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that defines us. As we all know, when an army

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wins one battle, it instantly disbands. Just

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look at D -Day. There was no more battles after

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that. I'm just saying, what's going to outshine

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Baal? They're all playing Rage Cursed Onslaught

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on the tabletop and just running 20 Death Company

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and a ton of Sanguinary Guard and just running

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forward turn one and turn two. And then Gabriel

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Seth said, fuck it, I'm going to Blood Bowl.

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I'll see you there. Fuck it, we buy it. A tier

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is good. Pedro S tier, he's awesome. I love you,

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Pedro. Pedro Cantor. Now, I'm going to have to...

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We're law guys, a lot of us here, so we're...

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we're getting our hackles raised about his lore,

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because he's a cool character. As the model itself...

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He's not Legends, by the way. Yeah, he has a

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new model, I'm pretty sure. You can still play

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him, he's not Legends. He's not technically gone

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away, but I imagine this guy supposedly... He

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might as well have been. He stayed, but the Avril

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Seth didn't. Because they're basically kind of

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the same... They're very similar in terms of

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they're a successor chapter, kind of chapter

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master, who are on a very old model, but one

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went away and one didn't, which I don't quite

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understand. It's usually the, according to man

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who's never wrong, Valrak, who, by the way, is

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a very nice dude, but I have had my hopes dashed

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a few times on his predictions. I love you, brother.

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But supposedly, if models go away, it means they're

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going to get updated. So... yeah man there is

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no update from pedro i'm i'm looking at carandra's

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there any day now he'll i'm sure yes sure pedro's

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got a big red fist and he's got a big red fist

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on a banner i think that's awesome have you seen

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that new um uh they they've revived an old ultra

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marines captain uh last year and it was a anniversary

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mini and he kind of looks like pedro canto you

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could oh yeah you have that many Yeah, pretty

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much. I remember that because it's the one with...

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Does he have hazard stripes on his fist instead?

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Yeah, but he has a fist. He has a banner. He's

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got a cool bow. That's Pedro. You could just

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make him with that. Just paint him that way.

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I don't know. I think I like... I know Crimson

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Fist is quite iconic because it's the first Space

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Marine chapter ever. But I think a lot of these

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will go a bit harder. like a lot of these models

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so i i'm tentatively would say top of b because

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i'm as much like a normal space marine like kind

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of chapter master or captain it could it could

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be better if everyone's like yeah yeah yeah eli

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just hates space rooms by the way so i don't

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i do i hate space words He's just a little guy

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with a banner. And yeah, they killed him. He

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is dead. He's got the mask on. Who cares if he's

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dead? Let me play the model. Yeah, for real.

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Frickin' Warhammer Fantasy, half the characters

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in your book were already dead by the time you

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finished reading the Codex lore. I think it should

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go right next to Seth, because this one is...

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People kitbash this one all the time, even if

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they can't necessarily get it or play it. um

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because it's you know golden boy with a half

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mask thing he's looking pretty good i'd say at

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least he deserves a surely i like him yeah i

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like his story yeah i'll put the space marine

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that looks pretty similar to this guy in beats

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here which the only difference being that that

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space from his name is pedro i just think the

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model is nicer wow bad look man bad look Also,

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the optics are not in your favour. What's his

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bolter as well? His bolter. Oh, it's a melter.

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I do like that. Shame it sucks in Space Marine

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2, by the way. What do you mean by that? It's

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great. Yeah, it's alright. I can't remember who

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the next guy is. Scout Sergeant Tellian. Who?

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Scout Sergeant Tellian, that's who. He's in charge

00:21:35.759 --> 00:21:38.450
of the 10th Company of the... the Ultramarines.

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He shot old One -Eye in the other eye once. It's

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quite funny. His model's basic, but I actually

00:21:43.609 --> 00:21:46.609
really like it. I think it looks really cool.

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I think it's actually better than the big beard.

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That sure is a Space Marine Scout. I think he

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looks cool. Paul, do you have any... What are

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your thoughts and feelings on Ultramarines? Because

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they tend to get everything. I mean... As every

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child did, I started collecting Ultramarines,

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but I was also eight years old. I kind of like

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Ultramarines. They're okay. I think actually

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reading the Uriel Ventress trilogy made me appreciate

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Ultramarines a bit more because there's some

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interesting... It's nice to have that kind of

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system. Not all the chapters in Space Marines

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are all kind of nutso. There's one that's a bit

00:22:34.509 --> 00:22:36.490
like, hey, let's... chill out a bit and just

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follow the nice look professional army almost

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yeah yeah um which is fine i just think that

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my problem with ultramarines is generally that

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they get my nerfed and that's really annoying

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apart from the one time they didn't when i actually

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buffed they had buffs insurance because they

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nerfed your real ventress once so that was great

00:22:52.430 --> 00:22:55.269
for me um but most most of the other time though

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they usually screw me over so them uh before

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we get further into the Into the Grey Knights,

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Andy. Was there any donations? Can I ask Andy

00:23:07.619 --> 00:23:11.000
for just one thing before that? Okay. Can you

00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:14.970
just scroll down the page really quick? all right

00:23:14.970 --> 00:23:17.369
that i that wasn't that wasn't as many as i thought

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i was waiting to see just like double you're

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waiting for the space marines you were waiting

00:23:24.349 --> 00:23:26.529
to see like the credits of avengers where it's

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like all the sfx yeah yeah one day one time i'll

00:23:31.869 --> 00:23:34.369
say paul we did uh we ranked all of the horrors

00:23:34.369 --> 00:23:36.470
heresy books i'm pretty sure that was eli and

00:23:36.470 --> 00:23:38.950
colin's worst like one of the worst days in their

00:23:38.950 --> 00:23:41.470
entire life i could hear them pulling their teeth

00:23:41.470 --> 00:23:45.059
out it was quite that does sound horrendously.

00:23:45.059 --> 00:23:47.720
Waiting to go into the gun safe and just like,

00:23:47.799 --> 00:23:52.500
I can be away from this episode right now. Our

00:23:52.500 --> 00:23:58.160
first one here from Spooky Kabuki122 has become

00:23:58.160 --> 00:24:00.299
a member. Thank you very much. He's teaching

00:24:00.299 --> 00:24:03.460
me how to play Warhammer. Here we go. Eli and

00:24:03.460 --> 00:24:06.440
Hal will wear a green hat 27th of February. We

00:24:06.440 --> 00:24:09.940
have a member here on the Lorecrime stream that

00:24:09.940 --> 00:24:12.619
did not follow the rules of wearing a green hat.

00:24:13.240 --> 00:24:17.240
on a predetermined day. I wasn't here. I can't

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do it. I forgave last week because I'm like,

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Colin, you have family. Wow. What? What's with

00:24:25.619 --> 00:24:29.200
all the words in that statement being capitalized?

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I like that. The reason is, I think, because

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of the amount of characters you can have in a

00:24:34.019 --> 00:24:36.539
certain Super Chat, they've compressed it at

00:24:36.539 --> 00:24:38.720
the end to fit everything in, which I appreciate.

00:24:38.819 --> 00:24:41.660
I think that's very good. uh by the way paul

00:24:41.660 --> 00:24:44.460
we've got to say our chat um they make fun of

00:24:44.460 --> 00:24:47.460
us they don't say anything nice i mean that's

00:24:47.460 --> 00:24:51.519
just a chat in general right that's like um i

00:24:51.519 --> 00:24:54.339
don't have family okay whatever i don't care

00:24:54.339 --> 00:24:57.339
briefly try and get the chat without trying to

00:24:57.339 --> 00:25:03.440
make the thing horrible what oh Nick Nack, thank

00:25:03.440 --> 00:25:05.539
you for the tenor. Reminder, Ray Morris came

00:25:05.539 --> 00:25:07.380
out nine years ago. Love or hate him, they're

00:25:07.380 --> 00:25:09.220
not going anywhere. Let's focus on what's great

00:25:09.220 --> 00:25:11.400
about old models and what's different about current

00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:14.859
models. Thank you. That's a nice, lovely sentiment,

00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:18.440
but I am a YouTuber. I bitch for a living, so

00:25:18.440 --> 00:25:23.480
I'm afraid that... Negativity sells. Primaris

00:25:23.480 --> 00:25:29.359
are bad. Boo. They don't look cool at all. Primaris

00:25:29.359 --> 00:25:31.519
are more or less being phased out and we're just

00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:33.279
going back to Space Marines that are the right

00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:37.180
size. Yeah. The new Space War models have been

00:25:37.180 --> 00:25:39.619
good. Biblically accurate Space Marines. Donkey

00:25:39.619 --> 00:25:43.380
Man USA, resident law criminal and man converting

00:25:43.380 --> 00:25:46.240
an army. The rat in the chair is done. I can

00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:49.940
rest now. Nice. The rat in the chair. Is it in

00:25:49.940 --> 00:25:52.420
the Lorecrimes Discord? Which you, the viewer,

00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:57.039
should join. This absolute mad lad has been converting...

00:25:57.039 --> 00:25:58.819
What's the army he's converting it into again?

00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:01.960
Skaven Mechanicus, isn't it? Skaven Mechanicus.

00:26:02.220 --> 00:26:04.640
Oh, Ratmech. Where did we put our Skaven? Here's

00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:08.420
the minis one. I want to do one that a lot of

00:26:08.420 --> 00:26:11.519
people do. Cheese Stealer Cults. Cheese Stealer

00:26:11.519 --> 00:26:15.519
Cults. Skaven. My buddy actually does that. It's

00:26:15.519 --> 00:26:18.119
so cool. The horn round the goal. It's the first

00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:20.200
post in the mini of the week thing. Holy frick,

00:26:20.259 --> 00:26:23.599
bro. I must admit, though, you said cheese stealer

00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:25.599
cults, and my first thought was Bretonians, and

00:26:25.599 --> 00:26:29.240
I'm like, oh, no. Colin hates Bretonians. What

00:26:29.240 --> 00:26:32.779
a passion. Correct. Mr. Set, thank you for being

00:26:32.779 --> 00:26:35.099
a member for six months. Banish those centurions

00:26:35.099 --> 00:26:36.960
to the shadow realm. How could you say these

00:26:36.960 --> 00:26:45.619
things? Banned. Chaotic noom. BT, thank you for

00:26:45.619 --> 00:26:48.220
being a member for four months. Hell yeah, drawing

00:26:48.220 --> 00:26:51.480
cursed stuff as we speak. Wow. Oh, is this the

00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:54.759
chaotic draw column? Chaotic draw. That's pregnant,

00:26:54.900 --> 00:26:58.079
yeah. There's a lot of people that do that. I

00:26:58.079 --> 00:26:59.940
don't know. I do know why. There's not a lot

00:26:59.940 --> 00:27:03.619
of images of you on the internet. Someone's drawn

00:27:03.619 --> 00:27:06.680
you pregnant. You're just upset that I have a

00:27:06.680 --> 00:27:10.619
large family. You know you've made it on the

00:27:10.619 --> 00:27:12.440
internet if you have Rule 34 about you, alright?

00:27:13.220 --> 00:27:18.740
That's one of the stages of internet fame. You

00:27:18.740 --> 00:27:20.680
first get the Raid Shadow Legends email. That's

00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:23.480
one of the first ones. Then it's the Rule 34.

00:27:25.319 --> 00:27:27.960
And I don't know what comes after that. You guys

00:27:27.960 --> 00:27:31.140
also get the emails where someone's saying, wow,

00:27:31.339 --> 00:27:33.579
really love your channel and makes no reference.

00:27:33.920 --> 00:27:40.960
Oh, yeah. My very first sponsor email was someone

00:27:40.960 --> 00:27:44.680
who wanted me to advertise a hairdryer. That's

00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:48.460
not a joke. I'm a bald cartoon. I replied to

00:27:48.460 --> 00:27:50.140
them going, what part of my content do you think

00:27:50.140 --> 00:27:53.490
makes me fit? thinks i fit for your product and

00:27:53.490 --> 00:27:56.730
they didn't reply wow i just don't reply anymore

00:27:56.730 --> 00:28:01.130
will pen for two centurions need centurions needed

00:28:01.130 --> 00:28:04.529
at least one hq by the end that would be cool

00:28:04.529 --> 00:28:08.329
yeah but i i will say the thing i i always say

00:28:08.329 --> 00:28:10.150
when people talk about um centurion characters

00:28:10.150 --> 00:28:11.950
it would make centurions even more horrifying

00:28:11.950 --> 00:28:14.329
because they're actually very strong but if you

00:28:14.329 --> 00:28:17.309
think about a lieutenant which is lethal hits

00:28:17.309 --> 00:28:18.970
giving lethal hits to devastate devastates insurance

00:28:18.970 --> 00:28:22.059
would be horrific so i can see why they did that

00:28:22.059 --> 00:28:27.279
that'd be mean it would be horrifying centurion

00:28:27.279 --> 00:28:30.059
library librarian when that's what i want yeah

00:28:30.059 --> 00:28:31.799
i mean oh giving him like a four -pin bomb would

00:28:31.799 --> 00:28:35.519
also be absurd it's already hard enough to kill

00:28:35.519 --> 00:28:38.599
them but to feel no pain while we're at it yeah

00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:40.720
four of them would feel no pain like every other

00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:46.039
goddamn bastard who keeps playing as me Angry

00:28:46.039 --> 00:28:48.400
Hamonka's been a member for nine months. Andy,

00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:52.380
can you please elaborate on salamander tech marines?

00:28:52.700 --> 00:28:56.619
They're cool. There you go. I don't know what

00:28:56.619 --> 00:28:59.680
else. Salamanders are cool. Together, they remain

00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:02.740
cool. They like making stuff because they're

00:29:02.740 --> 00:29:04.640
salamanders, so they're like better tech marines.

00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:06.579
There's not all that much to say about them,

00:29:06.619 --> 00:29:12.500
to be honest. They're cool. They're cool. PalmNom27.

00:29:13.549 --> 00:29:15.849
uh thank you for being a member for 14 months

00:29:15.849 --> 00:29:19.529
damn will pancreas shill shamrock shakes this

00:29:19.529 --> 00:29:22.329
stream true that's right that's right the mcdonald's

00:29:22.329 --> 00:29:24.930
shamrock shake is currently available sure to

00:29:24.930 --> 00:29:27.769
go get yourself one i am not sponsored none of

00:29:27.769 --> 00:29:31.890
us are i don't think but they're really good

00:29:31.890 --> 00:29:33.910
i don't know you're wrong i'm sponsored i'm not

00:29:33.910 --> 00:29:38.670
sponsored what is in the shamrock shake by the

00:29:38.670 --> 00:29:43.140
way green rocks green Yeah, that's all that matters,

00:29:43.160 --> 00:29:47.400
mate. It's just green. It's green. Oh, a legend

00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:51.740
of the chat is back. Kabanda has mighty schlong.

00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:55.559
Thank you for finding that. An OG. All of the

00:29:55.559 --> 00:29:58.759
Khorne demon engines are A+. That is true. I

00:29:58.759 --> 00:30:00.220
don't know if any of them actually got put in

00:30:00.220 --> 00:30:04.140
this. Lord of Skull is still... I don't know

00:30:04.140 --> 00:30:08.259
if it's Playworld. There was a YouTuber in Japan

00:30:08.259 --> 00:30:10.609
who did. the three corner skulls. We had him

00:30:10.609 --> 00:30:13.549
on a couple episodes ago, actually. He messaged

00:30:13.549 --> 00:30:15.470
me, actually, because he saw I was going to try

00:30:15.470 --> 00:30:16.849
it. I was like, oh yeah, we should hang out at

00:30:16.849 --> 00:30:19.690
some point. Someone at the London GT as well

00:30:19.690 --> 00:30:22.329
also did three corner skulls, and they were down

00:30:22.329 --> 00:30:23.930
the table from me. I'm like, that's such a baller

00:30:23.930 --> 00:30:27.650
move. Someone at Beachhead, I think, did four

00:30:27.650 --> 00:30:31.690
Wraith Knights. They lost every game, but it

00:30:31.690 --> 00:30:33.509
was very cool to see just these four big Wraith

00:30:33.509 --> 00:30:36.130
Knights on the table. Yeah, that's the story

00:30:36.130 --> 00:30:38.230
of a Wraith player, is you're going to have fun.

00:30:38.670 --> 00:30:43.470
probably not gonna win yeah another one fine

00:30:43.470 --> 00:30:46.009
is my song even five dollars also why is colin

00:30:46.009 --> 00:30:47.809
trying to green screen his room because it was

00:30:47.809 --> 00:30:51.369
green when i bought the house whoever was there

00:30:51.369 --> 00:30:53.589
before was also a fan of shamrock shakes so they

00:30:53.589 --> 00:30:58.289
were like right changing the whole house there

00:30:58.289 --> 00:31:01.069
we go our resident donkey man says every stream

00:31:01.579 --> 00:31:04.720
in some variety. DonkeyManUSA for two bucks.

00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:08.119
Stream late due to Hal Gooning at Buckingham.

00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:11.559
He says that every stream. Have you thought about

00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:13.579
not being late and then he can't say it? Or does

00:31:13.579 --> 00:31:17.640
he say early due to Hal Gooning? I've never been

00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:20.599
late, by the way. You arrive exactly when you

00:31:20.599 --> 00:31:22.950
mean to and that includes the Gooning. The problem

00:31:22.950 --> 00:31:25.529
is, yeah, Hal is never late, but he is always

00:31:25.529 --> 00:31:27.730
gooning when he gets here on time. So it's like

00:31:27.730 --> 00:31:30.130
a null point. This is why I'm a VTuber. You can't

00:31:30.130 --> 00:31:34.029
tell if I'm gooning right now. You think that's

00:31:34.029 --> 00:31:40.549
a blue shell? Bro. uh oh my god he's changed

00:31:40.549 --> 00:31:44.269
his name again uh hal will wear hat or hat will

00:31:44.269 --> 00:31:49.190
wear two pucks if you don't wear it the goons

00:31:49.190 --> 00:31:53.109
make your your demise early jesus christ he's

00:31:53.109 --> 00:32:00.420
coming after you ryan tanner $53 .01. Thank you

00:32:00.420 --> 00:32:03.039
for $5. If you guys do a Space King episode,

00:32:03.319 --> 00:32:05.559
I'll get Colin a new pancreas. It's a big offer.

00:32:05.660 --> 00:32:09.500
I work at a hospital. I'll do it. And Andy's

00:32:09.500 --> 00:32:11.839
a big Space King guy, I think. There's a very

00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:14.720
big difference between having the new pancreas

00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:16.819
and being able to get the new pancreas inside

00:32:16.819 --> 00:32:21.539
the body. Getting the pancreas is the easy part.

00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:23.640
Putting it in the right place is the hard part.

00:32:23.940 --> 00:32:26.809
I must confess... I've only watched the first

00:32:26.809 --> 00:32:31.009
two episodes of Space King. I'm not hip with

00:32:31.009 --> 00:32:34.089
it. I've only watched the singular first. I've

00:32:34.089 --> 00:32:37.109
never watched it. The only thing is, they did

00:32:37.109 --> 00:32:39.170
that collector's thing I got with the cup, and

00:32:39.170 --> 00:32:40.890
then I, like, a few streams ago, I was drinking

00:32:40.890 --> 00:32:42.450
out of it, and then I got an email recently,

00:32:42.529 --> 00:32:44.549
like, we're doing a recall. Please do not drink

00:32:44.549 --> 00:32:46.809
from these cups. You might get lead poisoning.

00:32:47.470 --> 00:32:49.710
Well, I guess I'm going to the doctors for a

00:32:49.710 --> 00:32:52.450
checkup then. Huge for the program. If I start,

00:32:52.490 --> 00:32:54.369
like, getting cognitive decline or something,

00:32:54.490 --> 00:32:56.509
and you guys are like, Andy's a bit, like, different,

00:32:56.710 --> 00:32:58.809
blame it on Space King, because they poisoned

00:32:58.809 --> 00:33:00.970
me with that. It's either that or the immense

00:33:00.970 --> 00:33:02.769
amount of Warhammer books you've been reading.

00:33:03.130 --> 00:33:05.470
You can be the can't -remembered, sir, then.

00:33:08.679 --> 00:33:11.859
Yeah. Spooky Kabuki. The Space Wolves suck. Wow.

00:33:12.500 --> 00:33:16.960
I think they're cool. Zyko the Psycho is always

00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:18.799
a good name. Member of Three Mars. Thank you,

00:33:18.819 --> 00:33:22.359
man. Hope 11 edition is affordable for new fans

00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:26.690
like me. Wow. I mean... yeah welcome welcome

00:33:26.690 --> 00:33:33.769
to a hobby in 2026. it's not um let's be honest

00:33:33.769 --> 00:33:38.269
yeah more table games google or table games that's

00:33:38.269 --> 00:33:40.910
all i'll say that's all i'll say a walmart army

00:33:40.910 --> 00:33:44.769
is probably around about 500 600 quid to be honest

00:33:44.769 --> 00:33:49.690
so yeah and the rest i guess yeah again it depends

00:33:49.690 --> 00:33:51.890
on the army like i i was i did a video on some

00:33:51.890 --> 00:33:53.789
really stupid army lists and a full race list

00:33:53.789 --> 00:33:57.190
you can get the The magazines is like 200 quid.

00:33:57.210 --> 00:33:59.750
But my stupid idea for a Necrom list was like

00:33:59.750 --> 00:34:05.750
a thousand. Look, I'm just saying, you know,

00:34:05.769 --> 00:34:08.409
if you can run faster than the Warhammer Store

00:34:08.409 --> 00:34:13.730
employees, the models are for you. They don't

00:34:13.730 --> 00:34:19.190
let you hunt us down. Alright. This one's Arvin

00:34:19.190 --> 00:34:23.840
Stern from Grey Knights. Yes. Where's my bloody

00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:27.659
Grey Knight Codex? Where is it? This thing, this

00:34:27.659 --> 00:34:32.320
Grey Knight Codex, is useless, by the way. Why?

00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:35.079
Because it came out more than five minutes ago,

00:34:35.179 --> 00:34:38.960
so it's out of date. It's out of date, but most

00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:41.860
importantly, it only has one viable detachment.

00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:44.679
I'll show you what that detachment is. It's not

00:34:44.679 --> 00:34:47.119
actually in the codex. I printed it off because

00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:49.760
it was the one from Christmas. It's Walt Bane

00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:52.539
Task Force because that's the only one that's

00:34:52.539 --> 00:34:54.880
actually playable in the game. Otherwise you

00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:57.840
get literally bulldozed by people. And Stern

00:34:57.840 --> 00:35:02.179
was, I played him in Index and this guy let you

00:35:02.179 --> 00:35:06.280
do, if you had an extra attack go through, you

00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:09.579
could do extra mortal wound damage. This guy

00:35:09.579 --> 00:35:12.400
turned your squads beefy and then they killed

00:35:12.400 --> 00:35:15.260
my boy. They took him out back, made him dig

00:35:15.260 --> 00:35:19.760
his own grave, and they shot him. The model,

00:35:19.820 --> 00:35:22.139
though, is okay. I like how Hal went full soccer

00:35:22.139 --> 00:35:26.699
mom there. Just like, well, actually. Yes. Don't

00:35:26.699 --> 00:35:29.440
talk to me or my son ever again. Where do you

00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:32.599
want him, Hal? To be honest, guys, the model

00:35:32.599 --> 00:35:38.539
is okay. It is nice, but is it... It's a little

00:35:38.539 --> 00:35:43.010
generic, really. He could look like any other

00:35:43.010 --> 00:35:46.530
kind of Grey Knight, right? He'd be a captain.

00:35:46.530 --> 00:35:48.929
He'd do be just a captain, to be honest. I feel

00:35:48.929 --> 00:35:52.349
like the litmus test is if you replace his head

00:35:52.349 --> 00:35:54.050
with a helmet, would you know the difference

00:35:54.050 --> 00:35:56.510
between him and a regular character? It's the

00:35:56.510 --> 00:35:58.570
simplest of like Trajan Valoris at the moment,

00:35:58.630 --> 00:36:00.429
or any Custodes. If you just replace his head

00:36:00.429 --> 00:36:02.010
with a regular helmet, would you know the difference?

00:36:02.429 --> 00:36:05.269
Yeah, I never know. You know, Gabriel Seth, you

00:36:05.269 --> 00:36:06.349
replace his helmet, you still know it's Gabriel

00:36:06.349 --> 00:36:09.250
Seth. My brother -in -law plays Custodes, and

00:36:09.250 --> 00:36:12.340
I never know which one is... uh trajan and which

00:36:12.340 --> 00:36:15.239
one is the regular captain guy which one's a

00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:18.000
warden which one's uh the other type i can't

00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:25.460
remember yeah oh my favorite character s tier

00:36:25.460 --> 00:36:28.699
you mean he's in legends what he is yeah he wasn't

00:36:28.699 --> 00:36:31.619
yes The newest freaking thing. Colin, this is

00:36:31.619 --> 00:36:34.960
useless. He's not in this book. He's not here.

00:36:35.300 --> 00:36:37.039
And there's only two characters, and they're

00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:39.480
both in Legends. What the hell? Garren Crow doesn't

00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:41.300
count. He's just a guy with a sword. Who cares?

00:36:42.900 --> 00:36:45.739
Bro, he's not there. Alright, well, guy with

00:36:45.739 --> 00:36:47.460
a sword is half -named characters. I mean, he

00:36:47.460 --> 00:36:49.300
looks insanely powerful from his data sheet.

00:36:49.360 --> 00:36:51.440
Jesus Christ. Yeah, he can give you... Anky Demon

00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:56.179
2 plus AP 4 damage 3 melee attack. In the lore,

00:36:56.300 --> 00:36:59.349
Paul, this guy... as a demon prince he's just

00:36:59.349 --> 00:37:02.429
like cut out your heart lololol twice yeah you

00:37:02.429 --> 00:37:05.030
beat him twice he beats him in the new game wow

00:37:05.030 --> 00:37:08.309
giving a unit plus three to your charge as well

00:37:08.309 --> 00:37:11.909
from deep strike yeah like it was nuts he was

00:37:11.909 --> 00:37:16.289
glorious he was beautiful and now he's gone um

00:37:16.289 --> 00:37:18.570
but i also do like the look of the mod as well

00:37:18.570 --> 00:37:22.230
i do think it is obviously very old like it doesn't

00:37:22.230 --> 00:37:25.710
i think it holds up can we put it in st is that

00:37:25.710 --> 00:37:28.519
okay yeah he just he's he's caldor drago He's

00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:31.420
Matt Ward's strongest soldier. I mean, Grey Knights

00:37:31.420 --> 00:37:35.420
is the army where when they do an update, it's

00:37:35.420 --> 00:37:36.880
the army that I'm most scared of them updating,

00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:38.500
because I love Grey Knights. I've always loved

00:37:38.500 --> 00:37:40.380
the way Grey Knights look. They're just outdated

00:37:40.380 --> 00:37:43.000
now, and as soon as they beef them up and make

00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:45.960
them a bigger scale, I'm going to be like, well,

00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:47.960
that's a new army for me. They did that thing

00:37:47.960 --> 00:37:49.599
recently. They were like, hey, Garren Crow's

00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:51.480
been updated. We're going to bundle him with

00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:55.079
all of our old minis. I'm like, hey, no. Stop

00:37:55.079 --> 00:37:57.139
that right now. Wait, give me new minis, please.

00:37:57.599 --> 00:38:02.599
Yeah, exactly. These ones are Kriegers. They

00:38:02.599 --> 00:38:04.420
kind of have new models, don't they, though?

00:38:04.480 --> 00:38:10.559
They have their... I think... Was this one that

00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:12.579
they put in Legends because they had a replacement?

00:38:13.539 --> 00:38:16.079
Andy, I'm going to crash out. I'm going to have

00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:19.739
to go look at these. I'm looking a few down the

00:38:19.739 --> 00:38:25.639
list. Yeah, these are... These are Kriegers and

00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:32.690
not Armageddon guys, right? they're really cool

00:38:32.690 --> 00:38:37.170
they got some updates i'd say i i do like the

00:38:37.170 --> 00:38:40.130
cree look but i don't have much more to really

00:38:40.130 --> 00:38:41.690
say on that i think a lot of other things here

00:38:41.690 --> 00:38:44.610
look more iconic yeah i feel like i feel like

00:38:44.610 --> 00:38:45.869
they've just they've just got a better version

00:38:45.869 --> 00:38:48.929
now right so yeah yeah just fair enough what

00:38:48.929 --> 00:38:54.250
is what is this these are these are elysian snipers

00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:56.380
Their models are actually really cool if you

00:38:56.380 --> 00:38:59.179
get the picture and zoom in and stuff. They look

00:38:59.179 --> 00:39:03.659
pretty nice. Oh, we can zoom in here. Oh, they

00:39:03.659 --> 00:39:07.320
are small, right? You can see them, like, one's

00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:09.539
a spotter on his, like, one knee, and the other

00:39:09.539 --> 00:39:13.400
one's got, like, a firing position, so... What

00:39:13.400 --> 00:39:19.139
could they do in game, Eli? If they remain stationary,

00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:23.360
they get dev wounds. But they basically just

00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:29.119
get, like... three air shots. Do they have rules?

00:39:29.500 --> 00:39:31.440
Yeah, at least in Sniper Squad in Legends, yeah.

00:39:31.659 --> 00:39:33.880
Wow, I thought Lesions were just, like, killed.

00:39:36.360 --> 00:39:40.860
For me, because I don't know Imperial Guard that

00:39:40.860 --> 00:39:43.880
well, they just look like army dudes with guns,

00:39:43.900 --> 00:39:47.940
but snipey. They look better than C2. They look

00:39:47.940 --> 00:39:53.889
really cool. They're ODST sniper guys. If you're

00:39:53.889 --> 00:39:56.190
in charge, as long as Andy's in charge of the

00:39:56.190 --> 00:40:00.909
tier list. I'm apathetic at best on this, I've

00:40:00.909 --> 00:40:04.570
got to be honest. What's the next one we have

00:40:04.570 --> 00:40:07.469
there, Andy? Some fella. Thank you, fella. That's

00:40:07.469 --> 00:40:09.590
Knight Commander Pask. Put some respect on that

00:40:09.590 --> 00:40:15.670
name. Who is this? Knight Commander Pask. Commander

00:40:15.670 --> 00:40:22.670
Pask. You say these things like he's well -known.

00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:26.539
It just passed on lexiconium. Yeah, but he can

00:40:26.539 --> 00:40:31.900
do funny things with Lehman Russes. He's in Cadia

00:40:31.900 --> 00:40:34.179
Stans briefly. That's kind of all I know about

00:40:34.179 --> 00:40:37.099
him, not going to lie. He's a dude who sits in

00:40:37.099 --> 00:40:38.539
a tank and I'm pretty sure he's got a cigar,

00:40:38.699 --> 00:40:41.300
which is cool. I mean, not being funny, Eli,

00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:43.119
there's also a dude here that sits in a tank,

00:40:43.219 --> 00:40:45.929
but he's a Xenos. Hey, that's Logstrike. Yeah,

00:40:46.030 --> 00:40:47.630
it's just the same guy. Put some respect on these

00:40:47.630 --> 00:40:52.389
MFs' names. Oh my gosh. Longstrike made it all

00:40:52.389 --> 00:40:54.329
the way to 7th edition. You really are going

00:40:54.329 --> 00:41:00.449
full quintessential 1900 General Andy. This tank

00:41:00.449 --> 00:41:05.710
thing is a fad. It feels so generic to me that

00:41:05.710 --> 00:41:08.250
I've forgotten his name already. His name's Pat.

00:41:08.630 --> 00:41:11.449
Postman Pat, I think his name was. Postman Pat.

00:41:11.570 --> 00:41:15.920
That's the one. Just put him in, like, D tier.

00:41:16.039 --> 00:41:20.719
Who cares? Whatever. I mean, he's not... I don't

00:41:20.719 --> 00:41:22.000
think he even has a base, because you're just

00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:24.139
supposed to plop him in, like, the little turret.

00:41:24.139 --> 00:41:27.239
He's a tank commander! You know, it fits. Oh,

00:41:27.260 --> 00:41:30.400
my gosh. What's the next couple, Andy? Oh, it's

00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:35.679
Harker. Oh, it's Harker. Okay. I know him. He's

00:41:35.679 --> 00:41:38.199
the guy with the heavy bolter. He's carrying

00:41:38.199 --> 00:41:40.619
a heavy bolter all by himself. That's awesome.

00:41:41.300 --> 00:41:44.159
And shooting it. It's called Payback, the heavy

00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:48.090
bolter. Yeah, it is. That's right. He deserves

00:41:48.090 --> 00:41:51.969
B tier. He deserves B tier. Come on. The guard

00:41:51.969 --> 00:41:54.869
slander is unbelievable. It's weird that he looks

00:41:54.869 --> 00:41:57.530
taller than Talion, even though Talion's a spaceman.

00:41:57.590 --> 00:42:04.960
This guy feels insane. What's the battle? um

00:42:04.960 --> 00:42:08.099
you can change the uh attacks characters to six

00:42:08.099 --> 00:42:10.300
and it becomes sustained hits three so it's six

00:42:10.300 --> 00:42:12.039
attacks sustained hits three so basically you

00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:13.699
roll the six on the attack you get three extra

00:42:13.699 --> 00:42:17.619
attacks it's mental look you're not likely to

00:42:17.619 --> 00:42:20.940
do it but in theory that's what like 26 or 24

00:42:20.940 --> 00:42:23.780
attacks total uh yeah if you get well yeah if

00:42:23.780 --> 00:42:35.469
you get all of them six sixes that's 36 Then

00:42:35.469 --> 00:42:37.250
you have to wound, but even then. Well, yeah,

00:42:37.349 --> 00:42:40.090
but 24, one of them is surely going to go through.

00:42:40.250 --> 00:42:42.989
Oh, yeah. I mean, it's cool. I'll give him that.

00:42:43.489 --> 00:42:45.590
I think it's happy. I'm happy where it is now.

00:42:45.769 --> 00:42:49.690
It's not as crazy as the stuff above him, but

00:42:49.690 --> 00:42:52.269
it's still cool. I like it. You know what you

00:42:52.269 --> 00:42:55.309
mean by that. Be honest. I'm not really sure,

00:42:55.409 --> 00:42:57.710
to be honest. It doesn't look as cool as everything

00:42:57.710 --> 00:43:00.769
else. He's not a space marine. He can't be allowed

00:43:00.769 --> 00:43:03.769
to have fun. Hey, hey, there'll be Xenos and

00:43:03.769 --> 00:43:05.869
other things coming up. That'll be really cool.

00:43:06.389 --> 00:43:08.329
Oh, he's bald. I should send him up. Send him

00:43:08.329 --> 00:43:13.110
up the list. Andy, hang on. I'm losing the front

00:43:13.110 --> 00:43:16.369
line over here. Can you settle down? Have you

00:43:16.369 --> 00:43:22.309
seen our foreheads here, by the way? Who's this

00:43:22.309 --> 00:43:23.909
fella? This is Commander Tinkoff. Send in the

00:43:23.909 --> 00:43:27.710
next wave. You have unlimited conscripts in 5th

00:43:27.710 --> 00:43:29.889
edition with this guy. Maybe Hal is right. Never

00:43:29.889 --> 00:43:36.489
mind. Cool. You send 100 conscripts to their

00:43:36.489 --> 00:43:38.309
death and then he sends in more from your backline.

00:43:38.570 --> 00:43:49.170
Oh, Kubrick. Yeah, Tundra wolves. He's in a couple

00:43:49.170 --> 00:43:51.969
of codexes. Third and fifth. That's about it.

00:43:53.489 --> 00:43:56.570
There's a guy in a coat. He's a Russian guy.

00:43:56.690 --> 00:44:00.570
He's based off of the... I don't know his freaking

00:44:00.570 --> 00:44:02.530
name. His name might be Jankov in real life,

00:44:02.550 --> 00:44:05.469
too. The Russian World War II commander. But

00:44:05.469 --> 00:44:08.889
it's like, he's got a coat. Yeah. He's got a

00:44:08.889 --> 00:44:10.989
heavy model, but he's just like, I'm just going

00:44:10.989 --> 00:44:13.369
to go. I know, his model's not that particularly

00:44:13.369 --> 00:44:17.469
amazing. Can I put him below the Logan Grimnaw

00:44:17.469 --> 00:44:22.869
mobile? I honestly think the Logan Grimnaw mobile

00:44:22.869 --> 00:44:26.130
needs to go up. It's so goofy. It is kind of

00:44:26.130 --> 00:44:27.699
iconic. It's so goofy and different. I think

00:44:27.699 --> 00:44:29.260
C tier, it kind of feels like it's just a lot

00:44:29.260 --> 00:44:31.300
of generic... Very bad, it's good. Let's put

00:44:31.300 --> 00:44:33.039
him out. I feel like C tier. I feel like he needs

00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:35.219
to go up because he's got that goofiness to him.

00:44:35.340 --> 00:44:37.480
Like, bottom of B, but he has a lot of respect

00:44:37.480 --> 00:44:39.420
on it. Fair enough. All right, you guys have

00:44:39.420 --> 00:44:41.780
to be nice to this guy. Yes. You have to like

00:44:41.780 --> 00:44:45.159
this guy. Who is this guy? Colonel Iron Hand

00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:49.719
Striking. Absolute Katachan boss, this guy. He's

00:44:49.719 --> 00:44:52.960
got his arm replaced. Iron Hand Striking. Question.

00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:56.880
He has abs. He does have abs, but does it count

00:44:56.880 --> 00:44:59.599
if half of your abs are metal? Yeah, sure it

00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:02.880
does. He's got plenty of skin on there. To be

00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:08.000
fair, this guy is cool. That's a big old knife.

00:45:08.119 --> 00:45:12.400
The half metal with the skin grafted onto it.

00:45:12.460 --> 00:45:15.599
He's got a shotgun. Am I seeing an iron nipple

00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:18.460
on his metal heart? Hell yeah. That's strange.

00:45:19.260 --> 00:45:21.719
He's got an auto shotgun. That's something cool.

00:45:21.880 --> 00:45:24.320
It's the details that are important. Does he

00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:27.000
have the iron nipple or does he not? Right there.

00:45:27.300 --> 00:45:29.739
You know what? I'd put him up. I think he's,

00:45:29.739 --> 00:45:31.760
I actually would put him into A because I think

00:45:31.760 --> 00:45:34.159
for an Imperial guard, just dude, he's got a

00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:36.440
lot of cool, interesting stuff going on. And

00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:38.159
he just seems, he seems pretty badass. He's got

00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:40.300
a bloody auto shotgun. There's an auto shotgun

00:45:40.300 --> 00:45:42.420
with, I don't know much about guns, but I feel

00:45:42.420 --> 00:45:43.800
like an auto shotgun doesn't have a pump action

00:45:43.800 --> 00:45:46.920
as well. Maybe I'm wrong. That is cool. Probably

00:45:46.920 --> 00:45:50.719
not. It was a regular shotgun back in the day.

00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:54.400
What is the next one we have there? Captain Elrahem.

00:45:55.039 --> 00:45:58.559
He's awesome. His models maybe not quite as...

00:45:58.559 --> 00:46:02.980
Captain Elrahem. You guys don't know. We don't

00:46:02.980 --> 00:46:05.539
know nothing but Space Marines on this tier channel.

00:46:05.980 --> 00:46:08.960
Bro, he's not in any books. He's in two editions

00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:15.360
of Imperial Guard. He's cool. He walked around

00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:18.059
like an entire freaking continent just to kill

00:46:18.059 --> 00:46:21.619
an Eldar Autark and then he did. He does an Eldar

00:46:21.619 --> 00:46:28.780
Autark. He's really cool. I do like he does look

00:46:28.780 --> 00:46:30.179
more interesting than Man in Coat. His sword

00:46:30.179 --> 00:46:32.400
was instant death back in the day and you could

00:46:32.400 --> 00:46:35.420
like... Apart from the gun, he looks like a D

00:46:35.420 --> 00:46:39.280
&D miniature. Yeah. It kind of does give that...

00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:41.619
I do like how different that is compared to a

00:46:41.619 --> 00:46:44.460
lot of Warhammer models, though. It's cool. Again,

00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:46.480
I think it probably fits in a similar thing to

00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:50.079
the Logan Grimdarr battle wagon. I think it's

00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:53.539
just... It's an extra thing you don't really

00:46:53.539 --> 00:46:55.880
see much anymore. So I would say he can stay

00:46:55.880 --> 00:46:58.760
in B. Yeah, I like that. Just because he is old

00:46:58.760 --> 00:47:01.559
and goofy, and he's kind of fun. Ooh, I know

00:47:01.559 --> 00:47:05.829
the next one. Tyranid War Veterans. these guys

00:47:05.829 --> 00:47:08.909
were classics i don't think it's anything crazy

00:47:08.909 --> 00:47:12.590
as just the model it is obviously yeah i think

00:47:12.590 --> 00:47:15.030
they could go even crazier with like if someone

00:47:15.030 --> 00:47:17.469
was a certain war veteran like the um lieutenant

00:47:17.469 --> 00:47:21.130
with combi bolter who has the like tyrannid shoulder

00:47:21.130 --> 00:47:25.849
pad uh the lone up one like that's cool um whereas

00:47:25.849 --> 00:47:28.269
these guys i do like i do think it's iconic but

00:47:28.269 --> 00:47:31.920
it's also not crazy what's your deal is like

00:47:31.920 --> 00:47:34.480
we changed the aquila with a sword with an ultra

00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:37.579
on it like that about it the freaking the screaming

00:47:37.579 --> 00:47:39.800
guy looks awesome and these face sculpts are

00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:43.260
pretty cool i think they look cool yeah i think

00:47:43.260 --> 00:47:46.440
again they're just a little too generic right

00:47:46.440 --> 00:47:48.619
yeah especially compared with some of the later

00:47:48.619 --> 00:47:50.800
stuff i think i mean again it's that kind of

00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:54.199
it's classic but nothing groundbreaking i think

00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:56.139
compared that to the guy we were talking about

00:47:56.139 --> 00:47:58.300
before It looks like the D &D miniature, which

00:47:58.300 --> 00:48:00.980
has just a lot of all that kind of fancy clothing

00:48:00.980 --> 00:48:02.780
that just looks way out of place. This doesn't

00:48:02.780 --> 00:48:04.300
look so much out of place, it just looks old.

00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:08.679
Oh, I've seen the next one. My Beloved. Librarian

00:48:08.679 --> 00:48:12.880
Dreadnought. Yes, Librarian Dreadnought. F tier.

00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:17.719
Did you say F tier? F tier, because where the

00:48:17.719 --> 00:48:20.039
hell is my Thousand Sons version? Why can't Thousand

00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:22.840
Sons have a Dreadnought? Why do Blood Angels

00:48:22.840 --> 00:48:25.420
get one? Don't they have enough cool shit? It's

00:48:25.420 --> 00:48:27.079
because Matt Ward wrote the 5th edition Blood

00:48:27.079 --> 00:48:29.880
Angels Codex. So they got all the cool stuff.

00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:33.940
I do play Thousand Suns and our Hellbrute sucks

00:48:33.940 --> 00:48:38.099
so bad. The Muthalith Vortex beast is amazing.

00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:40.679
We need a Psychic Dreadnought. The Sekitar robots

00:48:40.679 --> 00:48:42.179
are cool, but that's not it. That's not what

00:48:42.179 --> 00:48:45.039
we're looking for. They're also too small. Weirdly

00:48:45.039 --> 00:48:48.900
too small. But I still have love for this, though.

00:48:49.000 --> 00:48:51.539
Because this thing is pretty... It has a blade

00:48:51.539 --> 00:48:55.780
arm. And it has an actual librarian sarcophagus.

00:48:56.300 --> 00:48:59.559
It's like a power blade. I think it's quite...

00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:02.400
It's very different from a lot of the other box

00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:03.820
dreadnoughts, which are obviously very iconic

00:49:03.820 --> 00:49:10.900
too. Although, being fair, it's either top of

00:49:10.900 --> 00:49:13.760
B or low A, surely. Because it is pretty cool.

00:49:14.239 --> 00:49:17.559
He's got a cool falcon thingy. Whatever you call

00:49:17.559 --> 00:49:22.320
those. B for breadnaught. Or breadnaught. I don't

00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:25.920
even know what the next one is. It's a long fang,

00:49:25.940 --> 00:49:27.900
isn't it? Or a thunder fang or something? A storm

00:49:27.900 --> 00:49:33.519
fang. Yeah, a storm fang. It's a Hellfrost cannon.

00:49:33.659 --> 00:49:35.639
It was strength D back in the day. Strength D

00:49:35.639 --> 00:49:37.800
was a thing. Oh yeah, wasn't that just death?

00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:41.539
Yeah. And now it's 300. I check its rules. It's

00:49:41.539 --> 00:49:44.980
300 points and it's not good. Very bad. It's

00:49:44.980 --> 00:49:48.179
300 points and it's one time, I think. Six inventory,

00:49:48.360 --> 00:49:51.150
which is mad how big our thing is. But it does

00:49:51.150 --> 00:49:54.309
have a damage 7 weapon. What the hell? That's

00:49:54.309 --> 00:49:59.670
so specific. Wait, what? It's it? D3 attacks.

00:50:00.309 --> 00:50:04.809
Strength 11. AP 3. Damage 7. What a weird...

00:50:04.809 --> 00:50:10.090
For like 50 more points, you get a Tau Tiger

00:50:10.090 --> 00:50:13.030
Shark. With a strength like 16. Railgun that

00:50:13.030 --> 00:50:17.369
does 12 damage. It's basically just a very expensive...

00:50:17.639 --> 00:50:20.539
Not very good Stormraven. But it looks cool as

00:50:20.539 --> 00:50:23.880
hell. I do think it looks cool. Do you think

00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:27.659
A or top of B alongside? Is it cooler than the

00:50:27.659 --> 00:50:31.500
Librarian Dreadnought? It's probably B. I think

00:50:31.500 --> 00:50:36.179
top of B. We'll see. Maybe top of B. The Dreadnought's

00:50:36.179 --> 00:50:39.539
cool, but that's a whole ass vehicle. I like

00:50:39.539 --> 00:50:42.570
that. Flies do suck in. 10th though they did

00:50:42.570 --> 00:50:44.969
suck so that's just i should say they did suck

00:50:44.969 --> 00:50:47.630
it's almost over now yeah yeah apparently the

00:50:47.630 --> 00:50:51.110
doom site's no p i don't know that storm raven

00:50:51.110 --> 00:50:53.809
has play storm raven is still cool this is the

00:50:53.809 --> 00:50:56.750
sonic dreadnought don't complain about it sonic

00:50:56.750 --> 00:50:59.090
dreadnought it's cool he's got a blast master

00:50:59.090 --> 00:51:04.190
he looks he's got a funny face yeah man shush

00:51:04.190 --> 00:51:10.539
you go ahead go ahead let him get out I don't

00:51:10.539 --> 00:51:12.780
hate dreadnoughts. I hate when you call something

00:51:12.780 --> 00:51:15.360
with a slightly different gun on its hand a different

00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:19.780
dreadnought. It's not. It's not. It's dreadnought.

00:51:20.840 --> 00:51:27.179
It's dreadnought. Thank you. It's alright. It

00:51:27.179 --> 00:51:28.539
looks a little top -heavy from that picture.

00:51:28.579 --> 00:51:30.519
Is it Sonic Dreadnought? I need a closer look.

00:51:30.539 --> 00:51:34.280
Sonic Dreadnought. Sonic Dreadnought. I thought

00:51:34.280 --> 00:51:38.199
it looked like a dreadnought. I mean, the Impressions

00:51:38.199 --> 00:51:40.550
don't really have an old... alternative to that,

00:51:40.590 --> 00:51:42.809
which would be quite cool if they did. The big

00:51:42.809 --> 00:51:45.210
problem with it is the top half is really cool.

00:51:45.309 --> 00:51:47.150
It has a lot of cool stuff on it, and then the

00:51:47.150 --> 00:51:50.369
bottom half just doesn't fit. There's dreadnought

00:51:50.369 --> 00:51:55.650
legs. The two pieces, it looks like they went,

00:51:55.809 --> 00:51:58.010
oh, we've done the top half, but we've run out

00:51:58.010 --> 00:51:59.730
of time to make the rest of the model, so let's

00:51:59.730 --> 00:52:02.639
just chuck the old legs on there. Yeah, they

00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:06.059
could have some subwoofers attached to the shins

00:52:06.059 --> 00:52:09.119
or something like, oh, go full on with the sound

00:52:09.119 --> 00:52:11.599
stuff. Like, nah, just normal legs. If they made

00:52:11.599 --> 00:52:13.500
a new one, I think they could do a really cool

00:52:13.500 --> 00:52:17.119
model. Oh, yeah. One would have expected a new

00:52:17.119 --> 00:52:19.559
one when the range refresh happened, but whatever.

00:52:20.219 --> 00:52:22.559
It's fine. Yeah, well, I don't think... No, you

00:52:22.559 --> 00:52:26.250
need... Eli, you need twinks with swords. That's

00:52:26.250 --> 00:52:28.110
what the Empress children are now. Twinks with

00:52:28.110 --> 00:52:31.329
swords. I got Horatio. I got Horatio models.

00:52:31.550 --> 00:52:33.809
I'm pretty happy. Not that I actually play my

00:52:33.809 --> 00:52:37.750
Empress children. Horatio? Yeah. The flawless

00:52:37.750 --> 00:52:40.730
blades are just Horatio. Oh, yeah. The pinched

00:52:40.730 --> 00:52:44.170
head. But is it better than the Blood Angels?

00:52:44.530 --> 00:52:46.389
I think it has a lot more character than the

00:52:46.389 --> 00:52:48.849
Blood Angels. No. I was going to say, he looks

00:52:48.849 --> 00:52:50.630
more interesting than this one. Blood Angels

00:52:50.630 --> 00:52:52.960
is a normal Dreadnought with a sword. Why are

00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:56.159
there two more coming up? The Chaplain Dreadnought,

00:52:56.380 --> 00:53:00.360
Mr. Colin. The Chaplain Dreadnought. Should we

00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:01.960
do the Chaplain? Should we just get the Dreadnoughts

00:53:01.960 --> 00:53:03.500
out of the way then, quickly? Yeah, do as agreed.

00:53:04.400 --> 00:53:06.960
Chaplain Dreadnought. Right next to the other

00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:09.400
ones. And then put the other one right next to

00:53:09.400 --> 00:53:10.599
that. Put the next one as the classic Boxknot.

00:53:10.699 --> 00:53:13.000
He's S tier. Alright, fine. Put that one up there.

00:53:13.099 --> 00:53:15.719
Put him up there. I'm probably going to be controversial.

00:53:16.059 --> 00:53:18.800
The Boxknot, like, the Redemptor is just way

00:53:18.800 --> 00:53:23.369
cooler. All right. Now I'm going to start mailing

00:53:23.369 --> 00:53:26.670
hype bombs. I mean, this is the thing. Look,

00:53:27.090 --> 00:53:28.949
I played the game as a kid and I came back in

00:53:28.949 --> 00:53:30.510
9th edition when everything had been updated.

00:53:30.670 --> 00:53:32.809
The Redemptors just look cool as hell. The Brutalis

00:53:32.809 --> 00:53:38.989
is so fun. Again, I think this is the... I definitely

00:53:38.989 --> 00:53:41.090
see... This is the nostalgia talking, I think,

00:53:41.090 --> 00:53:42.889
in terms of box notes are cool. And they are

00:53:42.889 --> 00:53:46.909
fun, but I just think that you put one next to

00:53:46.909 --> 00:53:49.860
a Redemptor and it's just night and day. It's

00:53:49.860 --> 00:53:53.599
about Warhammer. A Redemptor could fit perfectly

00:53:53.599 --> 00:53:56.599
in StarCraft. A Boxknot would look out of place

00:53:56.599 --> 00:53:58.820
in StarCraft, but a Boxknot looks perfect in

00:53:58.820 --> 00:54:01.179
Warhammer. The Redemptor Dreadnoughts are generic

00:54:01.179 --> 00:54:05.519
sci -fi. This doesn't mean they're bad, but it's

00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:08.920
not unique. You know what it is? The Redemptor's

00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:14.260
too well -designed. It's round and shiny. For

00:54:14.260 --> 00:54:17.420
me, I can see... progression between the box

00:54:17.420 --> 00:54:19.199
nought and the redemptor i don't see it being

00:54:19.199 --> 00:54:21.340
so different it's just again it's similar to

00:54:21.340 --> 00:54:23.119
the primaris right where it's scaled up and just

00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:25.599
kind of more modernized right it has knees it

00:54:25.599 --> 00:54:29.579
has kneecaps yeah again box noughts are cool

00:54:29.579 --> 00:54:32.239
but i i'm happy for them to be in st to be honest

00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:34.280
i just wanted to throw out there that i also

00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:37.599
know redemptors are very cool as well i just

00:54:37.599 --> 00:54:41.039
like red noughts are cool as hell I think I'm

00:54:41.039 --> 00:54:42.880
going to pivot into, because I play Grey Knights

00:54:42.880 --> 00:54:46.199
and Thousand Sons, which is quite hyper elite,

00:54:46.300 --> 00:54:48.800
and I think I might pivot into some Death Company

00:54:48.800 --> 00:54:53.019
if 11th starts. God, I want to throw Death Company

00:54:53.019 --> 00:54:55.500
and Dreadnoughts at people and just let them

00:54:55.500 --> 00:54:59.159
deal with it. I've got a whole 5th edition Blood

00:54:59.159 --> 00:55:02.039
Angels army sitting around waiting to get some

00:55:02.039 --> 00:55:05.380
action. Never will in 11th edition, but... Should

00:55:05.380 --> 00:55:08.900
we do one more? There's a few donuts. It's the

00:55:08.900 --> 00:55:11.820
Chaos Sorcerer, which technically I'm not sure

00:55:11.820 --> 00:55:14.920
if it was a model or a conversion, so I might

00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:17.340
have cheated by putting this on here, but back

00:55:17.340 --> 00:55:19.679
in the day, when you could give anyone any war

00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:21.400
gear you wanted and just make your own model

00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:23.820
because it was cool, you could have a sorcerer

00:55:23.820 --> 00:55:28.039
on it. It has rules. I couldn't imagine anything

00:55:28.039 --> 00:55:30.239
weirder, though. Why would a sorcerer need to

00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:34.139
be on a bike? Because he's cool as hell. a bike

00:55:34.139 --> 00:55:38.679
yeah unique guys on bikes if you if you're if

00:55:38.679 --> 00:55:41.500
your infantry force is all mounted on bikes why

00:55:41.500 --> 00:55:43.119
would you have a sorcerer just walking around

00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:47.239
he wants to be the like epitome of an 80s heavy

00:55:47.239 --> 00:55:51.300
metal band album cover yeah that's it him with

00:55:51.300 --> 00:55:53.320
like the wind in his hair with the star phrase

00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:55.599
and like lightning coming down just because he's

00:55:55.599 --> 00:55:59.719
a nerd he can't do sick tricks yeah exactly Like

00:55:59.719 --> 00:56:03.480
crash into a wall at hypersonic speed. Sick tricks.

00:56:03.559 --> 00:56:05.719
He just slams himself right into a wall and blows

00:56:05.719 --> 00:56:10.579
up. Guys, check this out. Proceeds to try to

00:56:10.579 --> 00:56:13.260
do a wheelie and immediately flops on his back.

00:56:14.599 --> 00:56:19.199
I mean, as a model, I don't know if it's like,

00:56:19.280 --> 00:56:22.519
I would put it just below the grouping of dreadnoughts

00:56:22.519 --> 00:56:25.969
that we have in beta. I think it's... I don't

00:56:25.969 --> 00:56:27.469
know if it's... I think he's cooler than a Dreadnought.

00:56:27.630 --> 00:56:30.869
I need to see the model close up to... He's doing

00:56:30.869 --> 00:56:33.969
a wheelie. Can we zoom in on that one there?

00:56:36.050 --> 00:56:38.530
We can zoom in a bit. I don't know if that's

00:56:38.530 --> 00:56:42.090
like... I thought it was a weird -looking base.

00:56:43.250 --> 00:56:45.050
Oh, yeah, that's what the bikes used to be on.

00:56:45.610 --> 00:56:47.789
It looks like a sense burner, you know, where

00:56:47.789 --> 00:56:49.829
you put the stick on the end. It looks like a

00:56:49.829 --> 00:56:56.539
nail file. Yeah. I don't know. I think the Dreadnaughts

00:56:56.539 --> 00:56:58.300
are slightly cooler. But I think it's cooler

00:56:58.300 --> 00:57:02.480
than, like, Pedro. I think it's... I think the

00:57:02.480 --> 00:57:04.099
uniqueness of it. Because Dreadnaughts are obviously,

00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:07.880
again, like we said, or like I said, the Dreadnaughts,

00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:09.800
you can see that even the modern ones still look

00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:11.920
like Dreadnaughts. There isn't anything modern

00:57:11.920 --> 00:57:15.599
that really covers cool wizard guy doing a wheelie.

00:57:15.619 --> 00:57:18.199
So I think he does belong up there. He is unique.

00:57:18.300 --> 00:57:20.719
Fair enough. Put him before the Dreadnaughts,

00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:24.219
Andy. And then I think we have a few more donors

00:57:24.219 --> 00:57:26.780
to get through. We do. Do you want to start us

00:57:26.780 --> 00:57:31.099
off, Al? Yeah. The Nova Box. Oh, it's for Colin.

00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:34.300
Hey, Colin, just wanted to say hi and tell you

00:57:34.300 --> 00:57:38.139
that I saw you at a gay nightclub for homos up

00:57:38.139 --> 00:57:40.800
in Chicago. You were busy talking with that guy

00:57:40.800 --> 00:57:43.400
in the gimp suit. I didn't want to bother you,

00:57:43.480 --> 00:57:47.079
but hello. Wow. Thanks for leaving me in my business,

00:57:47.219 --> 00:57:50.650
Chief. Thank you for the $10. That's what we

00:57:50.650 --> 00:57:55.670
expected. Spooky Kabuki. $5. Thank you, Saur.

00:57:55.969 --> 00:57:58.769
GW barely cares about the cool Psyker army. Grey

00:57:58.769 --> 00:58:00.889
Knights never had a chance. True. Don't talk

00:58:00.889 --> 00:58:03.110
to me or my thousand sons ever again. You know,

00:58:03.130 --> 00:58:05.989
the Elder are right there, too. I like the idea

00:58:05.989 --> 00:58:08.389
of Grey Knights for 10th, like being the kind

00:58:08.389 --> 00:58:11.369
of teleportation and stuff. I'm also, I mean,

00:58:11.389 --> 00:58:13.030
I like Centurion, so I also do like the baby

00:58:13.030 --> 00:58:15.429
carrier. I think that's cool. Oh, my man. Me

00:58:15.429 --> 00:58:18.280
too. But I do think they kind of got lost in

00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:20.719
the shuffle. I think the Psyche keyword... I

00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:22.800
got the idea of the Psyche keyword, but it did

00:58:22.800 --> 00:58:26.500
kind of just become ability. Ability Psyche just

00:58:26.500 --> 00:58:28.639
makes it kind of not as... There's not enough

00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:30.980
that interacts with it. I miss the Psyche phase!

00:58:31.400 --> 00:58:34.699
I miss the Psyche phase! The Grey Knights did

00:58:34.699 --> 00:58:37.840
need something of like some version of what the

00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:39.960
Thousand Suns have for their rituals, because

00:58:39.960 --> 00:58:43.300
otherwise there's no... there's no like interesting

00:58:43.300 --> 00:58:46.059
thing they can do and they're all almost over

00:58:46.059 --> 00:58:48.400
costed as well yeah grey knights have a lot of

00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:50.559
weird stuff in there like they're all their power

00:58:50.559 --> 00:58:52.739
armor two up save which is different they have

00:58:52.739 --> 00:58:54.699
a lot of interesting unique weapons all their

00:58:54.699 --> 00:58:57.739
melee is really good but it's just all a bit

00:58:57.739 --> 00:59:02.079
of like a hodgepodge of random stuff like a load

00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:07.059
of like half done half -assed ideas nothing solid

00:59:07.059 --> 00:59:08.860
i think it's the big big problem with grey knights

00:59:08.860 --> 00:59:11.840
they need that ward back i literally don't even

00:59:11.840 --> 00:59:14.360
play it i think their chaplain only lets you

00:59:14.360 --> 00:59:16.719
like he doesn't even give you plus one to wound

00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:20.019
as a chaplain he just lets you re -roll the uh

00:59:20.019 --> 00:59:24.340
the charge roll it's okay but it's like that's

00:59:24.340 --> 00:59:27.119
like the chaplain thing again two of your characters

00:59:27.119 --> 00:59:30.880
don't even have models they're just blank oh

00:59:30.880 --> 00:59:37.469
man pain Oh, Hal will wear hat or hat will wear

00:59:37.469 --> 00:59:40.989
him. Thanks, bro. For two bucks. I swear, if

00:59:40.989 --> 00:59:43.570
you forgot, I give you the Colin tree. What the

00:59:43.570 --> 00:59:49.610
fuck does that mean? I have no idea. Angry homunculus.

00:59:49.710 --> 00:59:52.489
I had the idea to paint Castellan Crow as Tanjiro

00:59:52.489 --> 00:59:56.170
from Demon Slayer. Kill, main, burn. Kill, burn,

00:59:56.230 --> 00:59:58.130
kill. Andy, please explain how Salamander Tech

00:59:58.130 --> 01:00:02.230
Marine is different. They really like the Promethean

01:00:02.230 --> 01:00:05.610
cult and they like to make stuff. that's not

01:00:05.610 --> 01:00:08.409
what other tech marines done make shout out to

01:00:08.409 --> 01:00:10.670
these fathers or is that only is that an iron

01:00:10.670 --> 01:00:14.190
hands thing uh they have the iron fathers but

01:00:14.190 --> 01:00:15.909
they're like tech marine chaplains whereas these

01:00:15.909 --> 01:00:18.809
guys are like they have chaplains librarians

01:00:18.809 --> 01:00:21.750
and tech marines separately but they love making

01:00:21.750 --> 01:00:24.110
stuff anyway so they're like yeah we all are

01:00:24.110 --> 01:00:27.260
a bit of a tech marine in us Donkey Man USA.

01:00:27.659 --> 01:00:30.239
Thank you for $2. What rat do I make next? Need

01:00:30.239 --> 01:00:32.039
more ideas. I don't know. You've covered a lot.

01:00:32.099 --> 01:00:36.539
A flying rat. A flyer rat. Have you done a Scrap

01:00:36.539 --> 01:00:42.119
Ross? A Scrap Ross? A Scrap Ross. A filthy man.

01:00:43.179 --> 01:00:49.519
A tall rat. Was he... If he's playing AdMech,

01:00:49.659 --> 01:00:52.039
has he done at least one Belisarius version?

01:00:52.820 --> 01:00:57.519
Because he's a must -take. What about... an abomination,

01:00:57.800 --> 01:01:00.719
whatever, a help -hit abomination with a doomsday

01:01:00.719 --> 01:01:02.599
arc coming out of its belly or something like

01:01:02.599 --> 01:01:09.460
that. Make just a rat out of Skaven feet. Okay.

01:01:10.280 --> 01:01:12.360
You know what this guy's thinking about. You

01:01:12.360 --> 01:01:16.019
should do a turn Storm Fiends into Castlem robots.

01:01:18.019 --> 01:01:20.139
That's an actually good idea. But then you will

01:01:20.139 --> 01:01:21.400
have to play Castlem robots, which is a problem.

01:01:23.880 --> 01:01:29.599
Morning straight four view. Morning star. Morning

01:01:29.599 --> 01:01:35.760
star four. I can't read. Oh my gosh. We were

01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:37.119
joking about it before the stream, like you can't

01:01:37.119 --> 01:01:40.940
read. I literally have trouble. I'd like for

01:01:40.940 --> 01:01:45.320
Dono Dings to be a saurus yelling bok bok, like

01:01:45.320 --> 01:01:50.139
he's crashing in stink miner 28 weeks later style.

01:01:51.809 --> 01:01:55.389
and for chat to one day spam donos it would be

01:01:55.389 --> 01:01:59.050
it would wreck your guys house leaving you homeless

01:01:59.050 --> 01:02:04.250
I'm having an aneurysm just reading this thank

01:02:04.250 --> 01:02:06.110
you for the $10 it would be cool if we could

01:02:06.110 --> 01:02:08.650
add sound effects to that but that would make

01:02:08.650 --> 01:02:13.730
it harder to edit I guess one of my super chat

01:02:15.070 --> 01:02:17.869
uh sounds is the metal pipe sound but way too

01:02:17.869 --> 01:02:20.469
fucking loud uh so if i don't see it coming and

01:02:20.469 --> 01:02:22.230
i'm like painting or something it's just like

01:02:22.230 --> 01:02:27.230
jesus fucking christ that one exactly way louder

01:02:27.230 --> 01:02:33.050
it's very funny come by your skin hey why is

01:02:33.050 --> 01:02:35.570
pedro cantor on the list he ain't legend says

01:02:35.570 --> 01:02:41.309
abraham john he is he isn't if he isn't he should

01:02:41.309 --> 01:02:44.329
be he is playing It's actually a leak. We know

01:02:44.329 --> 01:02:48.989
more than you. Yes. He is a legend. We all actually

01:02:48.989 --> 01:02:52.530
work for GW. We swear. My dad works for Nintendo.

01:02:52.769 --> 01:02:56.409
He told me that Pedro Cantor is in Legends, whatever

01:02:56.409 --> 01:02:58.530
the joke was. Also, my dad could be up your dad,

01:02:58.650 --> 01:03:02.329
by the way. Not Stendo. So back to the list.

01:03:02.449 --> 01:03:06.449
We got Wolf. Cyber Wolf. That is a wolf. I think

01:03:06.449 --> 01:03:08.190
that... We talked about D &D models earlier.

01:03:08.210 --> 01:03:11.630
That is just a wolf. Yes. He's got cybernetics.

01:03:11.730 --> 01:03:15.630
He's got cybernetics. But he's just a wolf. He's

01:03:15.630 --> 01:03:20.449
a cyberwolf. Cyberwolf bro. Put him in seat.

01:03:20.489 --> 01:03:22.849
Put him in seat. Yeah, put him in seat. Okay.

01:03:23.150 --> 01:03:25.510
Knight Commander Pask is below the cyberwolf?

01:03:25.630 --> 01:03:28.170
Really? Really? You know what? Yes. Just because

01:03:28.170 --> 01:03:31.789
it's funny. Oh my gosh. You heard it there. Your

01:03:31.789 --> 01:03:36.929
suffering brings me pleasure. canis uh wolf blood

01:03:36.929 --> 01:03:42.889
canis canis he's like the lieutenant of um one

01:03:42.889 --> 01:03:45.769
of the great companies canis something wolf on

01:03:45.769 --> 01:03:50.190
a space marine when he was a regular dude it

01:03:50.190 --> 01:03:54.340
is a cool idea but i hate the fact that Like,

01:03:54.340 --> 01:03:58.639
that supports furries in some way. I'd boo. Also,

01:03:58.699 --> 01:04:01.019
how does he drive the wolf? I was going to say,

01:04:01.039 --> 01:04:05.219
that looks very dangerous. I mean, to be fair,

01:04:05.280 --> 01:04:08.139
if you have horseback archers, they'll not be

01:04:08.139 --> 01:04:12.239
able to use their hands. I think he's cool. That's

01:04:12.239 --> 01:04:15.280
a very valid point in this unvalid list. If he's

01:04:15.280 --> 01:04:18.000
fighting, he's basically using his pelvis to

01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:21.139
direct where it moves, and that makes him uncomfortable.

01:04:22.559 --> 01:04:26.320
I mean, you could extrapolate that he basically

01:04:26.320 --> 01:04:30.960
jumps on and off the wolf. He drives by his belly,

01:04:31.039 --> 01:04:33.480
jumps off, claws them, and then the wolf comes

01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:34.840
back and eats what he jumps back on and then

01:04:34.840 --> 01:04:37.159
rides away. Space wolf drive -by, that's interesting.

01:04:37.219 --> 01:04:40.159
Drive -by wolfing. Exactly. You've got to get

01:04:40.159 --> 01:04:45.300
funny with it. What is it? Servitors. Classic

01:04:45.300 --> 01:04:47.820
servitors. This is the last human faction one,

01:04:47.980 --> 01:04:52.679
Colin. It's okay. They're just fellas. Combat

01:04:52.679 --> 01:04:56.599
servitors. They're kind of fun. They go in the

01:04:56.599 --> 01:04:58.699
bottom of C because it still puts them above

01:04:58.699 --> 01:05:00.760
that tank guy who I can't remember the name of.

01:05:02.559 --> 01:05:08.199
Yeah, good idea. Good idea. Night Commander P.

01:05:09.820 --> 01:05:15.170
Monkey, monkey, monkey. S tier. S tier. These

01:05:15.170 --> 01:05:17.489
are legends, right? This guy looks oddly like

01:05:17.489 --> 01:05:19.329
he would still be on the Warhammer website, but

01:05:19.329 --> 01:05:21.909
I was 99 % sure these aren't in the game anymore.

01:05:22.070 --> 01:05:27.690
Was he underlined, maybe? Maybe. Funky monkey.

01:05:29.170 --> 01:05:33.469
Can you still play the monkey? They're in the

01:05:33.469 --> 01:05:36.510
5th edition Grey Knights Codex. Wow. I don't

01:05:36.510 --> 01:05:38.710
know if they made it further than that or not,

01:05:38.869 --> 01:05:42.050
but I feel like they did. Can it be an S here?

01:05:42.130 --> 01:05:47.239
Because it's so... stupid it's so weird just

01:05:47.239 --> 01:05:50.800
weird i i must admit i've just been reading through

01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:53.599
the the imperial night books by andy clark and

01:05:53.599 --> 01:05:56.300
there's a monkey called i think it's debuco and

01:05:56.300 --> 01:05:58.519
it was sad because it's like he's injured and

01:05:58.519 --> 01:06:02.099
he's happy he's he's crying and i don't hurt

01:06:02.099 --> 01:06:10.400
the monkey There's a reason that John Wick spent

01:06:10.400 --> 01:06:14.699
four films getting revenge over a dog. Blast

01:06:14.699 --> 01:06:16.539
a million people out of a hive city, but don't

01:06:16.539 --> 01:06:20.019
hurt the dog. Come on now. Abraham John says

01:06:20.019 --> 01:06:22.260
the monkey is legends after Imperial agents got

01:06:22.260 --> 01:06:24.980
their codex. That's kind of insane. It's kind

01:06:24.980 --> 01:06:26.739
of insane. Couldn't even give them the worst

01:06:26.739 --> 01:06:29.280
codex. Another thing Imperial Agents should pay

01:06:29.280 --> 01:06:33.079
for. Your time to shine is here. We're on Eldar.

01:06:33.179 --> 01:06:39.659
Yeah, Carandras. Please, please come back. With

01:06:39.659 --> 01:06:43.800
how cool the Striking Scorpions are now, and

01:06:43.800 --> 01:06:46.420
the fact that every other one got an amazing

01:06:46.420 --> 01:06:51.440
update to the Phoenix Lord. This guy's just so

01:06:51.440 --> 01:06:53.260
stealthy and hidden that they couldn't find a

01:06:53.260 --> 01:06:56.940
new one. He's hiding too good. Lichist as a model

01:06:56.940 --> 01:06:59.579
is incredible. All of the new ones are amazing.

01:07:00.039 --> 01:07:03.340
The Striker Scorpions have made it great. They

01:07:03.340 --> 01:07:07.199
made a new Phoenix Lord instead of updating the

01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:09.440
guy. They were the first Aspect Warriors to get

01:07:09.440 --> 01:07:11.880
the revamp because they were a kill team. His

01:07:11.880 --> 01:07:15.900
model, to be honest, it's probably the lamest

01:07:15.900 --> 01:07:19.539
Phoenix Lord model. unfortunately but again it's

01:07:19.539 --> 01:07:22.199
just because of age right like he looks he's

01:07:22.199 --> 01:07:23.739
just standing there like all the other phoenix

01:07:23.739 --> 01:07:25.400
lords have such dynamic poses he's just like

01:07:25.400 --> 01:07:28.159
yeah i mean if you if you compare the old phoenix

01:07:28.159 --> 01:07:30.559
lord models together not the new ones like the

01:07:30.559 --> 01:07:33.679
new ones naturally but all the other old ones

01:07:33.679 --> 01:07:35.380
are kind of cooler than they could they could

01:07:35.380 --> 01:07:37.539
do something though like hell have them just

01:07:37.539 --> 01:07:39.880
like naruto running because it's like the ninja

01:07:39.880 --> 01:07:43.840
or something the um the hair like in the wind

01:07:43.840 --> 01:07:47.380
kind of like to one side or like windswept and

01:07:47.380 --> 01:07:49.500
interesting. I like the curved chain blade with,

01:07:49.539 --> 01:07:54.260
like, the slight tip. And the claw. Just the

01:07:54.260 --> 01:07:58.000
tip. And the claw. It is just weird. Like, because

01:07:58.000 --> 01:08:00.559
they also updated Azuma, but not the Dire Avengers.

01:08:00.860 --> 01:08:03.239
It's like they just fucked up. They were like,

01:08:03.320 --> 01:08:05.300
all right, Westworld and the Striker Scorpions.

01:08:05.360 --> 01:08:07.239
They went, wait a second, we fucked up. Dire

01:08:07.239 --> 01:08:09.019
Avengers hold up, in my opinion. I think they

01:08:09.019 --> 01:08:10.460
still look good. Yeah, to be fair, they're not

01:08:10.460 --> 01:08:13.139
too bad, but, like, it's weird that they did

01:08:13.139 --> 01:08:15.179
it that way around. It is. Where do you think

01:08:15.179 --> 01:08:21.289
we would... place it. As it currently is. Does

01:08:21.289 --> 01:08:24.369
the other Phoenix Lords, the other old Phoenix

01:08:24.369 --> 01:08:27.529
Lords models look better than him? All I'm saying

01:08:27.529 --> 01:08:30.890
is, hear me out, I'd put him, like, here. Because

01:08:30.890 --> 01:08:32.829
he's cooler than, like, Talion. Yeah, I think

01:08:32.829 --> 01:08:35.430
he fits similar in kind of, like, the generic

01:08:35.430 --> 01:08:37.829
Space Marine. He looks quite generic for an Eldar,

01:08:37.850 --> 01:08:40.649
but also, I think the other thing is, like, with

01:08:40.649 --> 01:08:42.609
the Space Marine ones, like, there's not that

01:08:42.609 --> 01:08:45.060
much potential. This guy has a lot of potential,

01:08:45.199 --> 01:08:46.760
right? And that kind of makes him more disappointing

01:08:46.760 --> 01:08:49.859
because he could, based on what they've done

01:08:49.859 --> 01:08:51.699
recently with some of the models, he could be

01:08:51.699 --> 01:08:53.140
just, like, the coolest fucking thing in the

01:08:53.140 --> 01:08:58.399
world. Oh, yeah. What is it? Nightspear. Nightspear.

01:08:59.100 --> 01:09:03.239
He had a tactical rock before it was cool. Yeah,

01:09:03.399 --> 01:09:06.399
his model's really cool. He's got the edgy face

01:09:06.399 --> 01:09:09.000
mask thingy that looks epic, and he can snipe

01:09:09.000 --> 01:09:11.100
people with his vortex gun that shoots through

01:09:11.100 --> 01:09:14.960
the warp. That posing as well, it is quite unique.

01:09:15.699 --> 01:09:17.840
At least probably even when it came out compared

01:09:17.840 --> 01:09:20.899
to the whole ranger. I would say it probably

01:09:20.899 --> 01:09:24.180
does do the egg. It's cool. You know like the

01:09:24.180 --> 01:09:26.340
Horus Heresy Primarch models, they all have weird

01:09:26.340 --> 01:09:28.640
little building bits they stand on. He's like,

01:09:28.739 --> 01:09:31.760
I was there first. I started it all off. You

01:09:31.760 --> 01:09:34.039
should be thanking me. It was like a little pointy

01:09:34.039 --> 01:09:38.420
bit. It's kind of cool. It is weird that like...

01:09:39.940 --> 01:09:43.300
the death gesture is very similar in terms of

01:09:43.300 --> 01:09:50.579
the posing. Oh, yeah. Can I do that? I'm not

01:09:50.579 --> 01:09:52.340
going to complain about Andy putting an L -dive

01:09:52.340 --> 01:09:56.819
on space. By all means. Everyone, it's definitely

01:09:56.819 --> 01:10:02.000
the lead. I would say so. I think, again, for

01:10:02.000 --> 01:10:04.960
this one, compared to Carandra or whatever his

01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:07.250
name is, I've probably got his name wrong. you

01:10:07.250 --> 01:10:08.789
could update this one with exactly the same pose

01:10:08.789 --> 01:10:10.609
just make it slightly bigger or like just scale

01:10:10.609 --> 01:10:12.229
it up properly and put a little bit more detail

01:10:12.229 --> 01:10:15.409
in and it would still be cool because it's got

01:10:15.409 --> 01:10:17.069
the pose down it's got kind of the vibe down

01:10:17.069 --> 01:10:20.470
it just needs the these are you know modernization

01:10:20.470 --> 01:10:23.149
right a little touch up he is yeah to be honest

01:10:23.149 --> 01:10:25.229
he is still pretty modern like he was the seventh

01:10:25.229 --> 01:10:27.789
edition model yeah so so he's pretty he's pretty

01:10:27.789 --> 01:10:30.329
cool unlike garandros which is like just a metal

01:10:30.329 --> 01:10:33.310
dude you know what was that made like 1994 or

01:10:33.310 --> 01:10:37.350
something probably older than me He speaks from

01:10:37.350 --> 01:10:41.329
his chest. He's like... What's the next one?

01:10:41.510 --> 01:10:46.409
A shadow specter. What's the... A shadow specter.

01:10:47.270 --> 01:10:52.869
Very long. In fact, that might even be the...

01:10:52.869 --> 01:10:55.649
We have the other shadow... That's the Phoenix

01:10:55.649 --> 01:10:57.449
Lord of the shadow specters. I mean, they look

01:10:57.449 --> 01:10:59.229
kind of the same, so I'm not going to lie. You

01:10:59.229 --> 01:11:00.670
could probably place them next to each other.

01:11:01.409 --> 01:11:05.050
Is it... That's why I thought... Okay, we're

01:11:05.050 --> 01:11:08.069
still out here. These guys are cool. I miss them

01:11:08.069 --> 01:11:10.609
because they were like ghosts. They kind of had

01:11:10.609 --> 01:11:14.510
like that fire prism like gun but as infantry.

01:11:14.930 --> 01:11:17.670
They have the Forge World lore where they're

01:11:17.670 --> 01:11:19.869
good at everything they do and just really OP.

01:11:21.329 --> 01:11:25.569
Also correct. Irilith fought an entire army of

01:11:25.569 --> 01:11:28.130
Slaanesh demons in the webway by himself, by

01:11:28.130 --> 01:11:32.350
the way. He's pretty goaded. The goat? I like

01:11:32.350 --> 01:11:35.670
this one more. I love Forge World models. I love

01:11:35.670 --> 01:11:38.289
Forge World more. More flowing cape. Paul, do

01:11:38.289 --> 01:11:42.029
you own any Forge World resin bits? No, I actually

01:11:42.029 --> 01:11:46.869
don't, I don't think. No, I haven't got any Forge

01:11:46.869 --> 01:11:51.890
World. I have a Contemptor that I bought. I bought

01:11:51.890 --> 01:11:54.289
the Thousand Suns Contemptor, like, unique one,

01:11:54.350 --> 01:11:58.449
which has the little power blade in it. And that

01:11:58.449 --> 01:12:01.390
was for Knight. and then immediately you cannot

01:12:01.390 --> 01:12:04.449
take contempt of Dreadnought's contempt. So...

01:12:04.449 --> 01:12:07.810
Huge. That's right, it just becomes a hell brute.

01:12:08.649 --> 01:12:11.449
Yeah, but then it sucks, the hell brute. Also,

01:12:12.569 --> 01:12:14.270
Andy, you know, I don't want to jump the gun,

01:12:14.390 --> 01:12:16.409
but I'm going to be honest, I completely forgot

01:12:16.409 --> 01:12:20.600
that lady's name. That's not a good sign. Is

01:12:20.600 --> 01:12:22.840
this the Blackstone Fortress? It is. It is her.

01:12:24.159 --> 01:12:26.699
Amalyn Shadowguide. Yeah, that was never good.

01:12:26.699 --> 01:12:28.680
Which is the most World of Warcraft Night Elf

01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:31.960
name I've heard. Very true. Alright, Sylvanas

01:12:31.960 --> 01:12:36.260
Windrunner. She kind of reminds me of the elf

01:12:36.260 --> 01:12:40.689
from the Elder Scrolls Online game. Alright,

01:12:40.810 --> 01:12:42.989
so put her in D tier for making me think of the

01:12:42.989 --> 01:12:45.789
Elder Scrolls Online. Put her in the bottom of

01:12:45.789 --> 01:12:53.069
C tier because we still want to... I really like

01:12:53.069 --> 01:12:55.630
the flowiness of the design. I like the knife.

01:12:55.789 --> 01:13:00.890
I like the gun. I like that I just immediately

01:13:00.890 --> 01:13:03.789
forgot her name after I put the image of her

01:13:03.789 --> 01:13:07.130
in. It's another model that recently came out

01:13:07.130 --> 01:13:10.609
and then got legends immediately. What is this

01:13:10.609 --> 01:13:15.890
next? Bone singer. They used to be like a healing

01:13:15.890 --> 01:13:21.270
unit. They were executed for their crimes. I

01:13:21.270 --> 01:13:24.050
don't know. Hal's favorite Dawn of War unit of

01:13:24.050 --> 01:13:26.029
I've lost my army, I'm just going to slink away

01:13:26.029 --> 01:13:29.949
into the shadows. I learned that from Colin.

01:13:30.050 --> 01:13:34.869
I'm a little rat. I'm watching you. And I'm proud

01:13:34.869 --> 01:13:39.510
of it. Bone Tinger's cool. This is an early dynamic

01:13:39.510 --> 01:13:42.670
posed model. Got a bone thing coming up. I think

01:13:42.670 --> 01:13:45.210
it was a 7th edition anniversary or something

01:13:45.210 --> 01:13:48.510
model. It must have been pretty rare. It seems

01:13:48.510 --> 01:13:50.949
like they were doing a lot of diagonal pieces

01:13:50.949 --> 01:13:53.729
of terrain in this era. They were really starting

01:13:53.729 --> 01:14:00.210
to get their footing with tactical rocks. Top

01:14:00.210 --> 01:14:04.010
of B. It's cool. I like B. It's cool. I wish

01:14:04.010 --> 01:14:06.159
they had it. I don't know if Bonesingers really

01:14:06.159 --> 01:14:08.319
walk around the battlefield very often, to be

01:14:08.319 --> 01:14:10.699
honest, but... They don't, but, you know, desperate

01:14:10.699 --> 01:14:14.060
measures and all that. Yeah. An outtark on a

01:14:14.060 --> 01:14:16.239
jet bike. It's unbelievable that this unit is

01:14:16.239 --> 01:14:19.100
Legends, by the way. But what are you going to

01:14:19.100 --> 01:14:23.520
do, I guess? It is weird. You can't... I think

01:14:23.520 --> 01:14:25.640
the problem is because there are alternatives,

01:14:25.739 --> 01:14:28.560
and it's like... and they do all talks are really

01:14:28.560 --> 01:14:30.699
cool i'd put this guy in the seat here yeah yeah

01:14:30.699 --> 01:14:34.319
i can't leave my shining spears my shining spears

01:14:34.319 --> 01:14:37.520
are leaderless but the chinese are still cooler

01:14:37.520 --> 01:14:40.199
they are cool i can't leave them with my outdark

01:14:40.199 --> 01:14:43.619
which makes me sad what's the next one that is

01:14:43.619 --> 01:14:48.060
that a race it's a right here and it's great

01:14:48.060 --> 01:14:52.699
how big is that thing it's the size of a great

01:14:52.699 --> 01:14:56.140
lord yeah in fact i actually i got one of those

01:14:57.160 --> 01:15:00.000
um the the torso of it is just the normal wraith

01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:02.460
lord body like only the head and the spear and

01:15:02.460 --> 01:15:04.659
like the arms are resin i think i have a chinese

01:15:04.659 --> 01:15:08.220
wraith seer lying around in my bag of bro has

01:15:08.220 --> 01:15:11.760
all the knuckles i have well bro it's it's like

01:15:11.760 --> 01:15:13.420
it's like it's super hard to get most of these

01:15:13.420 --> 01:15:16.640
models so i just buy the chinese ones yeah they

01:15:16.640 --> 01:15:18.380
look the exact same i think yeah i think this

01:15:18.380 --> 01:15:19.840
was forge world but i think people would just

01:15:19.840 --> 01:15:22.479
use a wraith lord and call it a racer they would

01:15:22.479 --> 01:15:24.600
just give it a staff or something It is cool,

01:15:24.619 --> 01:15:27.800
though. It's very elegant. They used to be good,

01:15:27.939 --> 01:15:31.159
but then the psychic phase went away, and I think

01:15:31.159 --> 01:15:34.939
they had some brain gun. I mean, they've got

01:15:34.939 --> 01:15:37.319
a wraithed D -canon, which is just the same as

01:15:37.319 --> 01:15:38.720
a D -canon, but with dev wounds, which is pretty

01:15:38.720 --> 01:15:42.340
cool. Yeah. D -canons are strong. I like wraiths,

01:15:42.340 --> 01:15:45.199
but I'm biased, so I'm happy. I like wraiths.

01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:47.819
I think it deserves to be above the red knots,

01:15:47.899 --> 01:15:49.760
at least personally. I would say so. I think

01:15:49.760 --> 01:15:54.119
so, yeah. It's cooler. Wraiths and bikes for

01:15:54.119 --> 01:15:56.680
Aldari are the things I really like. Bikes is

01:15:56.680 --> 01:15:58.319
where I kind of get lost, but that's because

01:15:58.319 --> 01:16:00.420
the combat patrol was just nothing but bikes,

01:16:00.520 --> 01:16:03.159
and I don't need that many fucking bikes. I made

01:16:03.159 --> 01:16:06.279
a list, which was the Wraith, whatever it is,

01:16:06.300 --> 01:16:09.260
the Wraith host, Wind Rider host, whatever it

01:16:09.260 --> 01:16:13.260
is. It was literally just like 50 bikes. Just

01:16:13.260 --> 01:16:17.000
like six squads of Wind Riders, and then just

01:16:17.000 --> 01:16:19.380
like... some vipers in there all the different

01:16:19.380 --> 01:16:21.779
bikes shining spears it's awesome it's awesome

01:16:21.779 --> 01:16:24.260
see see now don't you wish there was a i'll talk

01:16:24.260 --> 01:16:27.479
on a bike for that for that i mean true to be

01:16:27.479 --> 01:16:28.939
fair you have to you only really go with like

01:16:28.939 --> 01:16:32.260
the warlocks or the farcees right a farce here

01:16:32.260 --> 01:16:34.039
on the on the jet bike with some of the cool

01:16:34.039 --> 01:16:35.340
stuff you can do with them it's quite cool i

01:16:35.340 --> 01:16:40.949
i use them a lot in ninth edition This is the

01:16:40.949 --> 01:16:46.590
Homunculus guy? Urien Rakoth. He's such a cool

01:16:46.590 --> 01:16:50.930
model, oh my gosh. He's staying on those weird

01:16:50.930 --> 01:16:54.949
worm things. He's fleshy and gross. Huge shout

01:16:54.949 --> 01:16:57.640
out to the Dark Eldar range. He's got a hand

01:16:57.640 --> 01:17:01.460
going. The thing is, I imagine they're going

01:17:01.460 --> 01:17:04.899
to be back soon. Surely. You'll get Lady Malice

01:17:04.899 --> 01:17:07.539
and you'll shut up. The other thing is that they

01:17:07.539 --> 01:17:09.359
made the rules, they still updated the rules

01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:11.100
for Legends when the Codex came out, and all

01:17:11.100 --> 01:17:12.859
the rules are fantastic for these guys. They're

01:17:12.859 --> 01:17:14.640
actually really goddamn strong for all of the

01:17:14.640 --> 01:17:15.779
things that went to Legends. It's so stupid.

01:17:17.819 --> 01:17:21.979
Oh, the next one also asked you. I'm going to

01:17:21.979 --> 01:17:23.279
be controversial. I'm going to say Grotesque

01:17:23.279 --> 01:17:26.149
should be seated here. That's crazy. And the

01:17:26.149 --> 01:17:28.590
reason I say that is because they're all basically

01:17:28.590 --> 01:17:33.590
the same pose. And the amount of different kitbashes...

01:17:33.590 --> 01:17:35.810
Again, Drukhari is basically the most kitbashable

01:17:35.810 --> 01:17:39.770
army you can ever make, really. You get any sort

01:17:39.770 --> 01:17:41.609
of Drukhari head put on any imagery model you

01:17:41.609 --> 01:17:45.229
have an arc on. I just feel like they're a bit

01:17:45.229 --> 01:17:48.970
too... They're too monotone and boring when you

01:17:48.970 --> 01:17:50.869
can do a lot more stuff with them. And I feel

01:17:50.869 --> 01:17:52.739
like... Compared to the other things that got

01:17:52.739 --> 01:17:55.619
sent away, this one is just a bit, like, underutilized.

01:17:55.659 --> 01:17:56.779
Especially compared to, like, the Kronos and

01:17:56.779 --> 01:17:58.600
the Talos, right? Which are just, like, floating.

01:17:59.560 --> 01:18:02.140
They're all just, like, shirtless Rammstein fans.

01:18:02.699 --> 01:18:05.359
With some green stuff, I'm sure you could pose

01:18:05.359 --> 01:18:07.140
these guys differently. That's exactly the thing,

01:18:07.180 --> 01:18:10.460
right? Like, the base part is not too bad, but

01:18:10.460 --> 01:18:13.199
they are all a bit just eh, compared to what

01:18:13.199 --> 01:18:20.079
you could do with Grotesques. Yeah. I think they,

01:18:20.239 --> 01:18:21.560
compared to the other things, I think they're

01:18:21.560 --> 01:18:26.979
a bit air. I'm sad. 5th edition era Dark Eldar

01:18:26.979 --> 01:18:29.140
are one of the coolest armies ever, I think.

01:18:29.600 --> 01:18:32.060
yeah by the way uh r .i .p green stuff because

01:18:32.060 --> 01:18:33.720
apparently they've gone out of business haven't

01:18:33.720 --> 01:18:37.020
they oh whatever i don't know why you can hold

01:18:37.020 --> 01:18:40.260
it hold all the green stuff oh oh my gosh this

01:18:40.260 --> 01:18:42.779
next one called the archon yeah it's the freaking

01:18:42.779 --> 01:18:50.439
with the slit and stuff the the the the uh last

01:18:50.439 --> 01:18:51.699
one i can't remember the name of the cool thing

01:18:51.699 --> 01:18:55.619
i don't know what it's called but um s tier for

01:18:55.619 --> 01:18:59.060
sure yeah i i Again, I never got the models.

01:18:59.119 --> 01:19:02.720
I started making my own. Like, I used, thought

01:19:02.720 --> 01:19:05.319
it was a cane snake person. Nice. Oh, hell yeah.

01:19:05.319 --> 01:19:08.439
To make one. They're just, they're just cool.

01:19:09.420 --> 01:19:11.939
This is, this feels like, you know how with the,

01:19:11.960 --> 01:19:13.779
kind of, the new releases, they've done, like,

01:19:14.830 --> 01:19:17.510
the Red Corsairs have a group of dudes, right?

01:19:17.750 --> 01:19:20.590
Or the Uriel Ventress groups of dudes or whatever.

01:19:20.949 --> 01:19:22.949
No, not Uriel Ventress, the Titus groups of dudes.

01:19:23.090 --> 01:19:26.850
I feel like this will be one in 11th issue where

01:19:26.850 --> 01:19:28.390
they're like, this is your new group of dudes

01:19:28.390 --> 01:19:30.050
because we've started doing that for the rules.

01:19:30.250 --> 01:19:33.310
That'd be cool. It's a weird direction, but I

01:19:33.310 --> 01:19:35.909
don't mind it, to be honest. It gives more flavour.

01:19:36.210 --> 01:19:38.680
I like it. It needs to be on the right points

01:19:38.680 --> 01:19:41.840
cast, because my lord. Yeah. Not like in 9th

01:19:41.840 --> 01:19:43.840
week, I'm like four of each parts of the court.

01:19:43.899 --> 01:19:47.039
This massive giant court of four of each of them.

01:19:47.039 --> 01:19:51.079
It was insane. Beastmaster. Freaking cool, too.

01:19:51.500 --> 01:19:53.560
And they had beasts for them back in the day,

01:19:53.600 --> 01:19:55.920
and now they've been... The Beastmaster himself

01:19:55.920 --> 01:19:58.279
is like... I mean, I like Hellions. He's just

01:19:58.279 --> 01:20:01.220
like an okay Hellion. The monsters that come

01:20:01.220 --> 01:20:04.640
with him are cool. The one, the Claude Fiend

01:20:04.640 --> 01:20:08.020
is a better... Claude Fiend is a better grotesque

01:20:08.020 --> 01:20:11.899
than the grotesque. I would honestly put him

01:20:11.899 --> 01:20:16.000
in C tier. He's cooler with the guys that come

01:20:16.000 --> 01:20:21.359
with him, for sure. What if you took one of the

01:20:21.359 --> 01:20:28.479
guys from Back to the Future to Hellraiser? Tantalus

01:20:28.479 --> 01:20:32.970
goes second next to Centurions. Yeah, I'll take

01:20:32.970 --> 01:20:36.289
that. Nothing beats Karamazov, in my opinion,

01:20:36.369 --> 01:20:38.569
but it is really cool. And there's a guy at our

01:20:38.569 --> 01:20:40.449
club who would play this thing all the time,

01:20:40.590 --> 01:20:44.050
and it's, like, legit Ford Coral. If they make

01:20:44.050 --> 01:20:45.890
a plastic one of these, I really hope they do.

01:20:46.029 --> 01:20:48.489
A plastic one of these with Vector as an alternative

01:20:48.489 --> 01:20:56.329
would go so hard. I've got a blue nerd. I can't

01:20:56.329 --> 01:21:01.380
see him. What are you saying? What did you just

01:21:01.380 --> 01:21:03.600
say? I said there's this blue nerd from Avatar.

01:21:04.079 --> 01:21:10.439
I don't... I'm booking my flight to the US right

01:21:10.439 --> 01:21:14.260
now. I'm killing this guy. This is Aung Chi.

01:21:15.579 --> 01:21:19.819
Stupid blue. He's outdated compared to a lot

01:21:19.819 --> 01:21:28.539
of the newer Tal stuff. Make sure he's above

01:21:28.539 --> 01:21:31.479
tank guy. Make sure he's above that guy, we can't

01:21:31.479 --> 01:21:34.420
be having - No Andy, Andy, please, there's another

01:21:34.420 --> 01:21:36.079
tank - there's another tank guy coming up. There's

01:21:36.079 --> 01:21:37.960
another tank guy coming up! Yeah but Longstrike's

01:21:37.960 --> 01:21:39.739
cool, because he's got a fucking railgun. Yeah

01:21:39.739 --> 01:21:41.779
Longstrike's cool. But like, this guy is just

01:21:41.779 --> 01:21:44.359
like, I've got a stick and a loincloth. Where

01:21:44.359 --> 01:21:45.140
are my shoes? He's lame. Yeah he's cool, he's

01:21:45.140 --> 01:21:46.739
actually like a really fun modder. He's actually

01:21:46.739 --> 01:21:47.779
the guy dressed like that around where I live.

01:21:47.779 --> 01:21:49.159
Yeah she looks quite good when he's - Yeah, exactly.

01:21:49.840 --> 01:21:52.380
He's got abs - he has a - that guy has a 4 plus

01:21:52.380 --> 01:21:54.239
invulnerable save, you know that? You know that?

01:21:56.930 --> 01:21:59.770
who like has like the fake chicken and he's like

01:21:59.770 --> 01:22:04.130
famous she is one of the coolest characters in

01:22:04.130 --> 01:22:08.109
the entire setting but he's not as a model i'm

01:22:08.109 --> 01:22:09.670
a character that's the only thing he's just like

01:22:10.220 --> 01:22:12.279
Oh, he's just like, he's wise and he's good at

01:22:12.279 --> 01:22:14.739
fighting with a stick. He's really nice. He's

01:22:14.739 --> 01:22:15.819
the nicest guy ever. He's the guy from Rogue

01:22:15.819 --> 01:22:17.779
One who's just like, the force is with me, I'm

01:22:17.779 --> 01:22:21.560
with the force. Even Phil Kelly. Even Phil Kelly

01:22:21.560 --> 01:22:23.640
couldn't make this character look bad. Even Phil

01:22:23.640 --> 01:22:25.579
Kelly couldn't make Aunchy look bad in those

01:22:25.579 --> 01:22:28.260
garbage dumpster fire books. He's still cool

01:22:28.260 --> 01:22:36.319
in those stupid books. Oh my gosh. This is Chazal.

01:22:37.609 --> 01:22:43.569
Can you say the name that isn't... He hates humans.

01:22:43.850 --> 01:22:46.970
He's called the Assassin. Oh, he's racist. Put

01:22:46.970 --> 01:22:51.689
him in S tier. Yeah! That is a weird profile.

01:22:52.210 --> 01:22:56.850
It really is. He's strong. And he can go with

01:22:56.850 --> 01:22:59.510
the XP9 battle suits, which are also on there.

01:22:59.710 --> 01:23:02.529
He's got a weird EMP gun. No AP damage tree,

01:23:02.590 --> 01:23:05.010
but it's anti -vehicle dev wounds. Yeah. It's

01:23:05.010 --> 01:23:08.619
an EMP gun. Yeah, to be fair, I like his design.

01:23:08.739 --> 01:23:11.720
I think he looks cool. He looks very Gundam.

01:23:11.979 --> 01:23:14.680
Yeah, his rules aren't any good, even in Legends,

01:23:14.760 --> 01:23:16.579
but he's still cool. No, I mean, he looks like

01:23:16.579 --> 01:23:19.079
absolute trash garbage. It's one shot that does

01:23:19.079 --> 01:23:23.300
three damage. But he's really cool. He looks

01:23:23.300 --> 01:23:26.000
cool. Him and the XV9 suits are really cool.

01:23:26.079 --> 01:23:28.359
I brought my XV9 suits to a tournament that allowed

01:23:28.359 --> 01:23:31.020
Legends, and everyone loved them. And they're

01:23:31.020 --> 01:23:33.180
unpainted, too. They're Chinese unpainted XV9

01:23:33.180 --> 01:23:35.300
suits, and they were still like... every time

01:23:35.300 --> 01:23:39.060
i hear some town name it is just endless glove

01:23:39.060 --> 01:23:45.000
yeah this guy this guy like this guy like cries

01:23:45.000 --> 01:23:46.760
and complains about the elder's treatment and

01:23:46.760 --> 01:23:49.699
then hates on the towel yeah i see you know what

01:23:49.699 --> 01:23:52.060
i see i see a crab trying to get out of the bucket

01:23:52.060 --> 01:23:56.260
get back down here come here get over here together

01:23:56.260 --> 01:23:59.140
monkeys strong together we are sticking together

01:23:59.140 --> 01:24:07.399
in this nice bucket His rules are really good

01:24:07.399 --> 01:24:11.079
too. I like Longstrike because he has a railgun.

01:24:11.159 --> 01:24:12.899
Railguns are cool as hell. He lets you bring

01:24:12.899 --> 01:24:15.220
a fourth hammerhead if you're bringing legends.

01:24:16.239 --> 01:24:18.100
That's basically why this is like four hammerheads

01:24:18.100 --> 01:24:20.020
is too many. Please stop. Please stop bringing

01:24:20.020 --> 01:24:22.060
four Hannah heads. And then they went, oh, roguelord

01:24:22.060 --> 01:24:24.500
tank man, you've got six roguelord dogs. His

01:24:24.500 --> 01:24:26.500
gimmick in the lore, Hal, is he's got like a

01:24:26.500 --> 01:24:28.680
prototype suit that interfaces really well with

01:24:28.680 --> 01:24:30.840
the Tonk, therefore he's good with Tonk. That's

01:24:30.840 --> 01:24:36.560
his lore. As long as he's not the other tank

01:24:36.560 --> 01:24:40.319
guy, we're alright. Above jacket man, I'd put

01:24:40.319 --> 01:24:43.039
him above shirtless. Does he come with his tank,

01:24:43.239 --> 01:24:45.300
or do you actually have to have a separate tank?

01:24:45.760 --> 01:24:48.039
No, he comes with the tank, I think. yeah okay

01:24:48.039 --> 01:24:49.960
i'll say if you've had them if it only was like

01:24:49.960 --> 01:24:53.180
the little model of him yeah that's better i

01:24:53.180 --> 01:24:55.899
think the problem with him is that literally

01:24:55.899 --> 01:24:59.319
he is just exactly the same as a hammerhead but

01:24:59.319 --> 01:25:02.260
with him poking out going over there that's about

01:25:02.260 --> 01:25:04.979
it i've been trying so hard to find this model

01:25:04.979 --> 01:25:08.960
while i've been failing Just get any hammerhead.

01:25:09.039 --> 01:25:11.119
Call it a long shrug. Just say, oh, he's hiding

01:25:11.119 --> 01:25:14.260
in the tank. You could just get any Tau mini

01:25:14.260 --> 01:25:17.119
and just like, it looks like every other Tau.

01:25:17.199 --> 01:25:23.939
Okay. Oh my gosh. I'm not saying that's not the

01:25:23.939 --> 01:25:29.199
case. Yes, I do. All space marines look like...

01:25:29.369 --> 01:25:33.329
jocks who ate a fridge and that's okay and uh

01:25:33.329 --> 01:25:36.689
all tower weeaboos speaking of the king i mean

01:25:36.689 --> 01:25:40.529
i mean that's called coherent cohesiveness within

01:25:40.529 --> 01:25:44.090
a faction yeah looking similar the greater goon

01:25:44.090 --> 01:25:47.449
this model awesome he's so freaking goofy he's

01:25:47.449 --> 01:25:50.029
an old dude in a chair holding a stick and he's

01:25:50.029 --> 01:25:52.930
got the two guards beside him he's giving me

01:25:52.930 --> 01:25:55.369
uh He's giving me Prophet vibes with that chair.

01:25:55.529 --> 01:25:57.770
I was going to say, he's from Mammoth Halo. Yeah,

01:25:57.850 --> 01:26:00.890
he's really cool. I have him, and I'm really

01:26:00.890 --> 01:26:04.109
happy with him. I like my Mega Pasta as much

01:26:04.109 --> 01:26:08.590
as the next guy. So I would even argue. I love

01:26:08.590 --> 01:26:10.810
the fact that he has literally no weapons apart

01:26:10.810 --> 01:26:12.550
from he has a close combat weapon, which is Wall

01:26:12.550 --> 01:26:16.489
Attack, hitting on sixes. Oh my god. He's the

01:26:16.489 --> 01:26:19.729
supreme material. He's supposed to be safe. I

01:26:19.729 --> 01:26:24.090
would say he's probably just below Yarek. Yeah.

01:26:24.829 --> 01:26:28.350
You're a G for that. You're a G for that. I think

01:26:28.350 --> 01:26:31.189
because it's cool. I like the setup. I think

01:26:31.189 --> 01:26:34.010
he's A tier, personally. Oh, yeah, I see him.

01:26:34.250 --> 01:26:37.770
I'll take it. Yarek has some kind of slightly

01:26:37.770 --> 01:26:42.470
higher... Yarek has aura. It's another Gundam.

01:26:42.649 --> 01:26:44.489
XB9. These things are really cool. What does

01:26:44.489 --> 01:26:47.329
that mean? XB9 has a battle suit. Yeah, sure.

01:26:47.649 --> 01:26:49.649
Oh, Melty Snickers from Mecha -Salt. What's this?

01:26:50.489 --> 01:26:52.090
They have a bunch of different variants, too.

01:26:52.170 --> 01:26:54.710
That's just one of the pictures. It's just like

01:26:54.710 --> 01:26:56.850
a beefed -up crisis suit that has bigger experimental

01:26:56.850 --> 01:26:59.590
weapons and stuff on it. I like that. I think

01:26:59.590 --> 01:27:01.229
it's fine with maybe where it is, though, because

01:27:01.229 --> 01:27:04.750
it's not crazy unique compared to... I don't

01:27:04.750 --> 01:27:08.470
have a Gundam. Chazal Vermeer. What is this?

01:27:08.670 --> 01:27:12.109
If you were paying attention in the Taros campaign

01:27:12.109 --> 01:27:15.470
episode, he was the guy running the show on Taros

01:27:15.470 --> 01:27:17.989
beating up the Imperials and completely obliterating

01:27:17.989 --> 01:27:22.229
them. Where's he been lately? I don't know. I

01:27:22.229 --> 01:27:26.149
don't know. He's probably died from old age,

01:27:26.210 --> 01:27:29.409
honestly. Or he's in cryostasis. His head's really

01:27:29.409 --> 01:27:31.750
low. He's like, you know, in Doom where you hit

01:27:31.750 --> 01:27:33.630
the guy and his neck goes into his shoulders.

01:27:33.789 --> 01:27:38.470
It's like, bonk! He's the same here. Am I seeing

01:27:38.470 --> 01:27:41.510
crew? Am I seeing an actual crew? Yes, a crew

01:27:41.510 --> 01:27:45.510
talks rider right there. We don't have a Gnarloc

01:27:45.510 --> 01:27:47.970
rider, maybe. We don't have the great Gnarloc.

01:27:48.029 --> 01:27:49.689
Oh, wait, he's coming up. He's coming up. He's

01:27:49.689 --> 01:27:51.890
just a little bit further. That thing looks so

01:27:51.890 --> 01:27:57.430
goofy. I do. I like that. That's fun. That is

01:27:57.430 --> 01:28:00.270
like, that man is riding a large chicken. What

01:28:00.270 --> 01:28:05.930
are dinosaurs if not big chickens? That's true.

01:28:06.880 --> 01:28:11.239
He's cool. I like him. I like him very much.

01:28:12.319 --> 01:28:15.319
Before we get any further, do we have one or

01:28:15.319 --> 01:28:19.800
two donors? We've got a couple. Before we wrap

01:28:19.800 --> 01:28:27.079
the last grouping. IV7642. Pask in D is appropriate.

01:28:27.579 --> 01:28:33.619
Paska is shit in finish. I only got a second

01:28:33.619 --> 01:28:37.659
one from him. Longstrike is just Rupask. Blue

01:28:37.659 --> 01:28:40.420
is a cooler colour, so that does make him better.

01:28:42.220 --> 01:28:46.159
Do you know Eons of Battle? Paul, you know that

01:28:46.159 --> 01:28:51.619
guy? He paints his Tau all blue. In a really

01:28:51.619 --> 01:28:55.600
cool... That guy's army scheme as well. His crew

01:28:55.600 --> 01:29:00.000
army is insane. Damn. His painting stuff is really

01:29:00.000 --> 01:29:08.300
cool. Yeah, it makes me feel bad. What am I looking

01:29:08.300 --> 01:29:11.659
at? The next one? These drones. These are more

01:29:11.659 --> 01:29:14.100
of drones. Stealth drones, maybe? Can this go

01:29:14.100 --> 01:29:17.140
in D tier? Because this is just a drone. I mean,

01:29:17.279 --> 01:29:20.520
they're like big wing drone. They're big drone.

01:29:20.760 --> 01:29:23.380
If D tier gets any more, we need to add a last

01:29:23.380 --> 01:29:26.939
minute F tier. I was texting Braden to tell him

01:29:26.939 --> 01:29:30.199
to come see the... It'll be a P tier for PASC.

01:29:30.359 --> 01:29:33.729
These are more drones are cool. They're invisible,

01:29:34.010 --> 01:29:35.729
they have burst cannons and they shoot at you.

01:29:36.289 --> 01:29:39.550
There's even in Khazra 'kin, the freaking Khazra

01:29:39.550 --> 01:29:41.289
'kin sergeant sees them and he's like, wow, that's

01:29:41.289 --> 01:29:42.829
really pretty. And then maybe the tower actually

01:29:42.829 --> 01:29:45.430
cool. They look like dinner plates with wings.

01:29:45.649 --> 01:29:47.729
To be fair, something to consider. They seem

01:29:47.729 --> 01:29:49.369
like they're actually pretty big because they're

01:29:49.369 --> 01:29:51.810
five moons each up to six and they go 16 inches.

01:29:51.909 --> 01:29:54.149
They're actually pretty big models, apparently.

01:29:55.289 --> 01:29:57.409
There's nothing wrong with a flying saucer, Ed.

01:29:59.600 --> 01:30:01.680
It's like this. I see the appeal of this. But

01:30:01.680 --> 01:30:08.060
this is just... What is happening with the...

01:30:08.060 --> 01:30:11.159
They deserve CT. I think they're cool. And they're

01:30:11.159 --> 01:30:13.199
big. I'm pretty sure they're like this big. Yeah,

01:30:13.239 --> 01:30:15.020
I think if they're big, I think they go CT. I

01:30:15.020 --> 01:30:16.220
think that makes them at least more distinct.

01:30:16.860 --> 01:30:19.479
Just to leave it so that D tier is even worse.

01:30:21.220 --> 01:30:23.539
I want to see you in D tier. What is the difference

01:30:23.539 --> 01:30:25.979
between this and the next model? One is yellow,

01:30:26.000 --> 01:30:30.680
one isn't. What do you mean, bro? My blood pressure

01:30:30.680 --> 01:30:35.159
is going up. That's an orca. And this is a barracuda.

01:30:36.060 --> 01:30:38.659
The other thing is a big fat transport. Both

01:30:38.659 --> 01:30:43.380
are water animals. Same difference. The barracuda

01:30:43.380 --> 01:30:46.560
is cool. They're really cool. If you look at

01:30:46.560 --> 01:30:49.119
a picture, when you paint them nicely, they look

01:30:49.119 --> 01:30:54.479
amazing. The barracuda is cool. The yellow one,

01:30:54.520 --> 01:30:56.340
I'm pretty sure you could throw that in a spiral

01:30:56.340 --> 01:31:00.319
and hit a six spiral with that. If you see the

01:31:00.319 --> 01:31:02.460
picture, there's a whole command suite inside

01:31:02.460 --> 01:31:04.539
and you have the guys in the transport. It's

01:31:04.539 --> 01:31:07.079
really unique, really cool. It has a carrying

01:31:07.079 --> 01:31:11.539
capacity of 48 infantry. This is very small on

01:31:11.539 --> 01:31:15.000
my speed. But it kind of reminds me of Titanfall

01:31:15.000 --> 01:31:17.239
for some reason. It's really big, and it's really

01:31:17.239 --> 01:31:19.199
cool, and I really, really, really, really want

01:31:19.199 --> 01:31:21.819
one. I do kind of like the... It's a fun battle

01:31:21.819 --> 01:31:24.739
bus, actually. I kind of like it. I mean, that

01:31:24.739 --> 01:31:27.039
is... I was joking earlier about brakes. That

01:31:27.039 --> 01:31:30.739
is a brake. At the end of your opponent's movement

01:31:30.739 --> 01:31:33.199
phase, one or more units can disembark if they

01:31:33.199 --> 01:31:35.319
have deep strike. So you can literally jump...

01:31:35.319 --> 01:31:38.119
You can basically get free rapid ingress with

01:31:38.119 --> 01:31:44.850
it. It's gigantic, though. For Tau, though. Rapid

01:31:44.850 --> 01:31:48.569
ingress for Tau. Yeah, imagine putting 30, 40

01:31:48.569 --> 01:31:50.909
Tau in that. It would make it look worse. Imagine

01:31:50.909 --> 01:31:55.989
owning 30 or 40 Tau. We saw frickin' Fire Warrior

01:31:55.989 --> 01:32:00.489
TV ads. That's crazy. That's cool. What is that

01:32:00.489 --> 01:32:04.210
next? Is that like a Christmas? That's square.

01:32:04.850 --> 01:32:08.069
Is it the Red Gobbo's one? I can't remember what

01:32:08.069 --> 01:32:10.180
it's called. It's not Princess, it's the other

01:32:10.180 --> 01:32:16.100
one. That's like the Gits, I believe. Because

01:32:16.100 --> 01:32:18.079
there's like three of them on that little thing.

01:32:20.399 --> 01:32:24.479
As a quick aside, shout out to the Orc Legends

01:32:24.479 --> 01:32:28.539
list. Boy, am I glad I'm not an Orc player. Half

01:32:28.539 --> 01:32:32.340
of the Orc Legends are like five -year -old models.

01:32:32.579 --> 01:32:37.630
This one's brand new. They make like a one -off

01:32:37.630 --> 01:32:39.350
thing and then it goes immediately to legend.

01:32:39.609 --> 01:32:42.930
Yeah, they basically make it so they're not tournament

01:32:42.930 --> 01:32:44.550
legal. That's the whole point. And to be fair,

01:32:44.729 --> 01:32:48.689
it's going to look really weird. I mean, yeah,

01:32:48.770 --> 01:32:50.930
like three of these were Christmas models that

01:32:50.930 --> 01:32:55.350
I grabbed, but also at the same time, like 80

01:32:55.350 --> 01:32:59.270
% of their list is legends. I like the red color.

01:32:59.310 --> 01:33:01.390
I think it's fun. It's not a birthday Pikachu

01:33:01.390 --> 01:33:03.310
card situation where they're overpowered as well.

01:33:03.390 --> 01:33:05.789
It's just like, are they festive? any good i

01:33:05.789 --> 01:33:09.850
assume not they're fun they're not they're probably

01:33:09.850 --> 01:33:13.130
like um i think i think if i remember they're

01:33:13.130 --> 01:33:17.270
decent but in a in a wacky way they're not right

01:33:17.270 --> 01:33:19.590
they can be good but it's in a very silly way

01:33:19.590 --> 01:33:23.130
dare i say do we grab most of those orcs and

01:33:23.130 --> 01:33:25.390
put them all just above the towel suits as a

01:33:25.390 --> 01:33:27.310
group because they're all kind of giving off

01:33:27.310 --> 01:33:32.119
the same like vibe and quality i love them I

01:33:32.119 --> 01:33:34.460
don't see anything there that's really jumping

01:33:34.460 --> 01:33:36.319
out at me, right? I don't want to say they go

01:33:36.319 --> 01:33:41.239
together. Old Arkmiles are so freaking great.

01:33:42.060 --> 01:33:45.579
I do enjoy... What's the pirate ones they have?

01:33:45.979 --> 01:33:48.699
They just have the new attachment. Freeboot.

01:33:49.600 --> 01:33:54.100
I love a... I think that's so ridiculous. Also

01:33:54.100 --> 01:33:56.880
got Uftak here. Uftak's not even an old model

01:33:56.880 --> 01:34:03.500
or mini. What the hell? If you get a chance,

01:34:03.600 --> 01:34:08.560
Paul, his book is quite funny. We've ruined Brayden's

01:34:08.560 --> 01:34:13.159
day. He's going to hang you, Hal, he says. There's

01:34:13.159 --> 01:34:15.659
a book I need to find I want to read, because

01:34:15.659 --> 01:34:17.960
there's one that has I think it's an orc book,

01:34:18.020 --> 01:34:20.560
and it contains a centurion jump pack suit or

01:34:20.560 --> 01:34:26.300
something. He finds a single centurion jump pack

01:34:26.300 --> 01:34:29.600
and nicks it or something. I can't remember which

01:34:29.600 --> 01:34:31.739
one it is. I think it's a newer one. I know you

01:34:31.739 --> 01:34:33.880
can now buy Captain Bad Ruck because they're

01:34:33.880 --> 01:34:37.859
bringing Legends ones back temporarily. I quite

01:34:37.859 --> 01:34:41.479
like Bad Ruck, I've got to be honest. He's got

01:34:41.479 --> 01:34:44.819
such a lot of character. Uftak's kind of fun

01:34:44.819 --> 01:34:46.460
because he's standing on a squig, but other than

01:34:46.460 --> 01:34:50.829
that... That is his squig princess. I think Badger

01:34:50.829 --> 01:34:52.550
can go to A tier, because he gives me the same

01:34:52.550 --> 01:34:54.869
vibe as some of the other ones, like the guy

01:34:54.869 --> 01:34:56.590
with the shotgun and the half metal, where it's

01:34:56.590 --> 01:34:59.729
just like, it's overloaded with gubbins, right?

01:34:59.930 --> 01:35:02.850
But it's such a classic look that I think it

01:35:02.850 --> 01:35:05.890
stands out. I want a fifth -engine work model

01:35:05.890 --> 01:35:09.680
army so bad. Someday. How many armies do you

01:35:09.680 --> 01:35:11.960
have, Eli? Too many. I'm trying to offload some.

01:35:12.020 --> 01:35:14.260
I'm trying to sell my stupid Chud Genestealer

01:35:14.260 --> 01:35:18.840
cults back there. But nobody wants them. What

01:35:18.840 --> 01:35:22.039
the hell is this bad boy? A great Gnarlok. That's

01:35:22.039 --> 01:35:26.819
what it is. These are real Gnarlok riders. Real

01:35:26.819 --> 01:35:30.000
cool, beautiful riders. Has anyone here ever

01:35:30.000 --> 01:35:32.979
played Monster Hunter? Yeah, I've played some

01:35:32.979 --> 01:35:36.039
of it. There's a joke about one of them which

01:35:36.039 --> 01:35:38.949
they call The Pickle. because it looks like that

01:35:38.949 --> 01:35:44.130
it's the top tier unit in dawn of war for the

01:35:44.130 --> 01:35:46.529
towel devil joe i think it's called devil joe

01:35:46.529 --> 01:35:48.029
it's called the pickle monster it looks like

01:35:48.029 --> 01:35:56.869
a big pickle bro he's a big dinosaur hey yeah

01:35:56.869 --> 01:35:59.909
what a minute a a for the pickle this is the

01:35:59.909 --> 01:36:01.850
most generous andy's ever been to me on a tier

01:36:01.850 --> 01:36:05.369
list before andy andy's so merciful I've seen

01:36:05.369 --> 01:36:08.470
you suffering a lot today. Probably the majority

01:36:08.470 --> 01:36:12.010
of that was me inflicting it upon you. I think

01:36:12.010 --> 01:36:13.409
just to balance it out, can we pull that other

01:36:13.409 --> 01:36:15.090
Tau guy out of D and just put him in the bottom

01:36:15.090 --> 01:36:23.229
of C? Just to really keep the point home. What

01:36:23.229 --> 01:36:29.630
are these? Gargoyles? Are gargoyles not in the

01:36:29.630 --> 01:36:35.409
game anymore? These are Ripper flyers. yeah i

01:36:35.409 --> 01:36:40.770
mean it's not funny it is quite generic but as

01:36:40.770 --> 01:36:43.109
in like they'll probably all look the same as

01:36:43.109 --> 01:36:45.810
a grouping and then yeah the tier did surprisingly

01:36:45.810 --> 01:36:48.489
didn't have as many nearly as many legends as

01:36:48.489 --> 01:36:50.869
i thought yeah i think you can run it is the

01:36:50.869 --> 01:36:53.970
dimecron legends really oh my gosh what is that

01:36:53.970 --> 01:36:55.649
i think a lot of the legend stuff is just like

01:36:55.649 --> 01:37:00.920
the old big stuff right yeah This is like a malanthrope

01:37:00.920 --> 01:37:04.359
or something. It has malan and it has throat

01:37:04.359 --> 01:37:05.840
in the name, but it's not a malanthrope because

01:37:05.840 --> 01:37:09.500
that's already a thing. Let me try and find which

01:37:09.500 --> 01:37:13.439
one is which. It's not that one. It has all these

01:37:13.439 --> 01:37:16.920
weird bulbous sacks on it. It looks big as hell.

01:37:17.539 --> 01:37:21.439
Surely Hal loves this model. surely this is a

01:37:21.439 --> 01:37:24.180
i was uh so i did think it looked quite like

01:37:24.180 --> 01:37:26.939
at least very xenomorph compared and tentacles

01:37:26.939 --> 01:37:28.720
on it i don't know what that is i don't know

01:37:28.720 --> 01:37:31.760
what it is or something like that i believe it's

01:37:31.760 --> 01:37:33.939
it's something a lot no that might be the mountain

01:37:33.939 --> 01:37:36.920
oh it could be the monitor because that's the

01:37:36.920 --> 01:37:42.619
old character that is the mountain okay i think

01:37:42.619 --> 01:37:54.430
it's because the um What the heck? Are Malanthropes

01:37:54.430 --> 01:37:56.970
not the guys with the long tentacles? Or is that

01:37:56.970 --> 01:37:59.470
something else? No, this is a Malanthrope. I

01:37:59.470 --> 01:38:01.409
guess it was a Forge World variant. I think it

01:38:01.409 --> 01:38:05.850
had different rules. Yeah. It looks creepy, though.

01:38:05.930 --> 01:38:08.289
I just like it because it looks like the Tyranid

01:38:08.289 --> 01:38:15.930
quote -unquote logo. Oh, yes. It used to be Neuranthropes,

01:38:15.930 --> 01:38:18.130
or Neurathropes as a separate thing, but now

01:38:18.130 --> 01:38:20.869
that's just the... sergeant version of his own

01:38:20.869 --> 01:38:24.569
tropes yeah yeah i think it's really weird it

01:38:24.569 --> 01:38:26.350
deserves eight here at least it's very detailed

01:38:26.350 --> 01:38:30.810
it's a very nice model it is it it's intimidating

01:38:30.810 --> 01:38:33.069
and looking as well it's it's very it's very

01:38:33.069 --> 01:38:34.649
alien looking if that thing was like hovering

01:38:34.649 --> 01:38:49.649
towards you you'd yourself You're making these

01:38:49.649 --> 01:38:52.069
up. What the hell is that? I've never heard of

01:38:52.069 --> 01:38:56.649
that. He's a big lad. He's got 10 attacks and

01:38:56.649 --> 01:39:00.670
they look like they do damage. It's like scythes.

01:39:00.689 --> 01:39:04.029
Yeah, it's like death guard. Oh, I'll have one

01:39:04.029 --> 01:39:06.090
of those. I'm having a scythe for myself. What's

01:39:06.090 --> 01:39:09.210
that about? I've kind of been superseded by the

01:39:09.210 --> 01:39:12.710
norns at this point. The assimilator and the

01:39:12.710 --> 01:39:15.229
emissary. I think this one's bigger than a norm

01:39:15.229 --> 01:39:17.210
queen, but I'm not sure. Shout out to the guy

01:39:17.210 --> 01:39:19.949
who played with three... Do you have three norm

01:39:19.949 --> 01:39:21.890
emissaries? I think you might have. Probably.

01:39:22.149 --> 01:39:27.050
That was a horrific experience. I kind of want

01:39:27.050 --> 01:39:29.090
to do a list with three of each, so six norms,

01:39:29.189 --> 01:39:31.470
and then just whatever else you can fit in there.

01:39:31.729 --> 01:39:35.289
Do you find when you... I saw in one of your

01:39:35.289 --> 01:39:37.890
recent videos you played against one of my local

01:39:37.890 --> 01:39:42.260
clubs, Causton. Oh, yeah. There's a guy, is it

01:39:42.260 --> 01:39:47.239
Bile Titan? Is that the Bile Titan or the Bio

01:39:47.239 --> 01:39:48.939
Titan? I can never remember because one is the

01:39:48.939 --> 01:39:54.100
Hyrule fan. Yeah, one of the guys rocked up to

01:39:54.100 --> 01:39:56.359
the club with one of those a few weeks back and

01:39:56.359 --> 01:39:59.319
I was like, my god. When I was a 12 -year -old

01:39:59.319 --> 01:40:01.859
kid, my other 12 -year -old kid friend, his parents

01:40:01.859 --> 01:40:04.199
bought him a Hyrule pin. Can you believe that?

01:40:04.960 --> 01:40:07.659
Can you believe that? Where are we putting this

01:40:07.659 --> 01:40:11.170
thing? he's cool i think that where he is yeah

01:40:11.170 --> 01:40:14.369
yeah i don't feel strongly about it compared

01:40:14.369 --> 01:40:18.649
to the norns now like he just doesn't look as

01:40:18.649 --> 01:40:22.130
cool yeah with some of these things besides hero

01:40:22.130 --> 01:40:25.090
duel i will do it yeah okay i had and these next

01:40:25.090 --> 01:40:27.970
two i think these are the same yeah they look

01:40:27.970 --> 01:40:29.949
the same these two almost they're big bricks

01:40:29.949 --> 01:40:36.029
um they're cool But again, I think the thing

01:40:36.029 --> 01:40:37.949
with Tyranids is unless they're doing anything

01:40:37.949 --> 01:40:40.409
particularly different and interesting, they

01:40:40.409 --> 01:40:42.909
just kind of get lost in the rest of the big

01:40:42.909 --> 01:40:46.590
Gribblies. Which is why the whatever his name

01:40:46.590 --> 01:40:48.890
was, the Malanthrope being higher up makes sense,

01:40:48.949 --> 01:40:52.210
because that is different looking. And that's

01:40:52.210 --> 01:40:53.470
why the Norns also look cool, because they have

01:40:53.470 --> 01:40:56.409
that kind of very different stance, I think.

01:40:56.750 --> 01:40:58.750
Compared to the other Hive Tyrant type stuff.

01:40:59.189 --> 01:41:01.510
These two just kind of look very much like a

01:41:01.510 --> 01:41:04.000
cheap knockoff of... actual tyranny of models

01:41:04.000 --> 01:41:07.439
they do look like a bit like uh ai generated

01:41:07.439 --> 01:41:11.979
card effects yeah yeah what is it we found those

01:41:11.979 --> 01:41:14.880
with the same mini was also telling uh and rakia

01:41:14.880 --> 01:41:21.300
they go they go surely surely he'll get a new

01:41:21.300 --> 01:41:24.380
model in the next edition please it lies immediately

01:41:24.380 --> 01:41:28.680
already on his knees i've got a qualm about this

01:41:28.680 --> 01:41:32.329
eli and rakia's thing is that he's blue but this

01:41:32.329 --> 01:41:34.250
is a menu you can paint any colour you like,

01:41:34.409 --> 01:41:37.090
so surely that means that's null and void. What

01:41:37.090 --> 01:41:43.770
do you mean? What are you talking about? I would

01:41:43.770 --> 01:41:44.590
not be able to tell the difference between him

01:41:44.590 --> 01:41:47.010
and an Overlord. Yeah, if he wasn't painted blue,

01:41:47.010 --> 01:41:48.869
you'd be like, he looks like any other one. If

01:41:48.869 --> 01:41:50.869
you paint him green, he doesn't look like anyone

01:41:50.869 --> 01:41:53.210
else. He's got a different war sight. Was his

01:41:53.210 --> 01:41:58.550
rules, were they anti -vehicle? Back in the day,

01:41:58.590 --> 01:42:01.550
he could make your own tanks shoot at you. And

01:42:01.550 --> 01:42:03.350
nowadays in his Legends rules, you can just make

01:42:03.350 --> 01:42:05.369
it so your tanks can't shoot. But he gives his

01:42:05.369 --> 01:42:07.229
unit of Immortals plus one to wound, which is

01:42:07.229 --> 01:42:09.689
really good. The big gripe I have with Necron

01:42:09.689 --> 01:42:11.529
models in general is that they tend to all look

01:42:11.529 --> 01:42:14.109
very much the same. And they try to combat this

01:42:14.109 --> 01:42:16.029
with, like, the staff looks a bit different.

01:42:16.090 --> 01:42:18.310
The headdress is slightly different, pointed

01:42:18.310 --> 01:42:21.869
in a different direction or a size. Maybe they

01:42:21.869 --> 01:42:24.409
have a different cape. But it's like, they just

01:42:24.409 --> 01:42:26.640
look like Necrons. i think they've they've started

01:42:26.640 --> 01:42:28.619
changing up like obviously like oricon has like

01:42:28.619 --> 01:42:30.579
the one eye thing going on and then you have

01:42:30.579 --> 01:42:35.720
stuff like the uh um the necrosaur amantar who

01:42:35.720 --> 01:42:38.399
just looks awesome right i think these guys because

01:42:38.399 --> 01:42:39.880
they all have the same kind of generic necron

01:42:39.880 --> 01:42:42.699
head they don't stand out yeah and they have

01:42:42.699 --> 01:42:45.399
like a glaive of some description yeah yeah oh

01:42:45.399 --> 01:42:50.020
mine's got two prongs oh they literally all look

01:42:50.020 --> 01:42:53.000
different yeah but only if you go oh i'm gonna

01:42:53.000 --> 01:42:54.739
squint like if you just looked at all of them

01:42:54.739 --> 01:42:58.600
in a row Eli loves necrons by the way so this

01:42:58.600 --> 01:43:03.140
is then if you just look at the uh the new overlord

01:43:03.140 --> 01:43:05.659
with translocation shroud he looks more like

01:43:05.659 --> 01:43:08.079
an actual like named character than any of them

01:43:08.079 --> 01:43:15.960
just because of yeah they're old Yeah, they're

01:43:15.960 --> 01:43:17.859
old and they're not cool anymore. They're almost

01:43:17.859 --> 01:43:20.659
busted with the new hotness. The sound can only

01:43:20.659 --> 01:43:22.300
take you so far. The roasted glasses aren't going

01:43:22.300 --> 01:43:26.560
to help you. I have Ismael and I play with it.

01:43:26.800 --> 01:43:31.579
Can I say that these Necron lords, so like Zandrek

01:43:31.579 --> 01:43:35.319
and Anrakir, I think they all probably go together

01:43:35.319 --> 01:43:37.560
because they kind of give off the same amount

01:43:37.560 --> 01:43:41.369
of profile. because he's got like this swishy

01:43:41.369 --> 01:43:43.609
kate and he's got like that but then like this

01:43:43.609 --> 01:43:46.890
one and this one and this one it's just like

01:43:46.890 --> 01:43:49.710
i'm a guy with a spear it's like i got a spear

01:43:49.710 --> 01:43:51.829
i got a slightly different looking spear and

01:43:51.829 --> 01:43:54.189
one eyeball cool but you're not you're not um

01:43:54.189 --> 01:43:57.510
you're not uh what's his name uh altix like no

01:43:57.510 --> 01:43:59.649
i'm not altix i'm i'm a completely different

01:43:59.649 --> 01:44:08.100
character but i only have one eye but oh the

01:44:08.100 --> 01:44:09.779
new character as well recently. I've only had

01:44:09.779 --> 01:44:11.800
a few games against it. I've played against them

01:44:11.800 --> 01:44:18.000
a fair amount. Yeah. It's difficult. It's the

01:44:18.000 --> 01:44:20.180
combination of a 4 -up in Blood and Fire but

01:44:20.180 --> 01:44:23.199
feel no pain. Because that also, plus the Wraiths

01:44:23.199 --> 01:44:25.239
do it as well with the Technomancer, and then

01:44:25.239 --> 01:44:27.420
you do reanimation protocols, and you get minus

01:44:27.420 --> 01:44:29.659
1 damage, and then you do a lot of damage back.

01:44:29.859 --> 01:44:33.659
It's like... I recently fired... Silent King

01:44:33.659 --> 01:44:36.159
does a similar thing as well. I recently shot...

01:44:37.650 --> 01:44:39.449
11 centurions at the Silent King and did not

01:44:39.449 --> 01:44:43.829
kill him. Because my damage rolls meant I had

01:44:43.829 --> 01:44:47.350
to take four last counts per men here. Yeah.

01:44:48.210 --> 01:44:50.869
Shout out to my friend Matt, who plays Necrons,

01:44:50.869 --> 01:44:53.109
who once killed me in a Silent King Overwatch

01:44:53.109 --> 01:44:56.189
on Angron, by the way. And I didn't get the reanimation

01:44:56.189 --> 01:44:59.689
back of him. That is amazing. That is a particularly

01:44:59.689 --> 01:45:02.390
paid... That game, by the way, I was miserable

01:45:02.390 --> 01:45:06.630
the entire time after that. I can imagine. the

01:45:06.630 --> 01:45:09.130
centipede shirley's goes high this is pretty

01:45:09.130 --> 01:45:13.170
great so different and it's yeah this is the

01:45:13.170 --> 01:45:15.609
kind of thing which like you know when they do

01:45:15.609 --> 01:45:18.449
uh reveal uh shows uh against when you reveal

01:45:18.449 --> 01:45:19.989
shows it's like oh here's a new 40k so if you

01:45:19.989 --> 01:45:21.229
go that's cool and then they go oh by the way

01:45:21.229 --> 01:45:22.689
here's new asia sigma stuff and it's like this

01:45:22.689 --> 01:45:25.170
insane like beetle with a tree man on top of

01:45:25.170 --> 01:45:27.270
it you're like whether yeah this is the kind

01:45:27.270 --> 01:45:29.689
of this is why the new definer i love because

01:45:29.689 --> 01:45:33.930
it's so weird like so weird and so like demonic

01:45:33.930 --> 01:45:35.810
this is the kind of shit they need to do more

01:45:35.810 --> 01:45:38.350
of like weird stuff like this like this is so

01:45:38.350 --> 01:45:41.510
out there and so different that that's the kind

01:45:41.510 --> 01:45:44.130
of stuff where i think apart from the box norwich

01:45:44.130 --> 01:45:48.890
fine um i feel like this is what happens towards

01:45:48.890 --> 01:45:50.590
the top of this list it's like the weird stuff

01:45:50.590 --> 01:45:52.210
that just looks a bit different compared to everything

01:45:52.210 --> 01:45:54.529
else down the list just gets more and more generic

01:45:55.079 --> 01:45:57.319
and with like necrons you can have like stuff

01:45:57.319 --> 01:45:59.420
like sarah's way he's got like spider legs you've

01:45:59.420 --> 01:46:01.640
got the destroyers with the floaty pad yeah you

01:46:01.640 --> 01:46:04.119
could have so many like they can change this

01:46:04.119 --> 01:46:07.500
their foot their flesh to be anything they want

01:46:07.500 --> 01:46:12.159
and yet it's always two legs staff yeah two legs

01:46:12.159 --> 01:46:16.279
staff all similar builds all with capes not a

01:46:16.279 --> 01:46:19.399
half cape not like something not like one eye

01:46:19.399 --> 01:46:22.279
where like half the face is like we can't it's

01:46:22.279 --> 01:46:24.460
just like It's a guy with a staff. And a guy

01:46:24.460 --> 01:46:27.380
with a staff. And a guy with a staff. And a guy

01:46:27.380 --> 01:46:32.399
with a staff. It's a holy and divine thing. You

01:46:32.399 --> 01:46:34.920
can't just go changing it all the time. That's

01:46:34.920 --> 01:46:38.699
the taboo. Overlord with Translocation Stroud

01:46:38.699 --> 01:46:41.140
looks fucking cool. Because he has that kind

01:46:41.140 --> 01:46:44.319
of extra stuff on him, right? And again, Necrosaur,

01:46:44.619 --> 01:46:46.500
everyone open the door, get on the floor, everyone

01:46:46.500 --> 01:46:49.630
do the Necrosaur. He's great as well. um because

01:46:49.630 --> 01:46:53.350
he's so different and so unique like that is

01:46:53.350 --> 01:46:59.750
the thing that needs to happen yeah i like them

01:46:59.750 --> 01:47:03.050
embracing weird like because playing like thousand

01:47:03.050 --> 01:47:05.409
suns if i didn't if we didn't have like the mutileth

01:47:05.409 --> 01:47:08.430
vortex piece in our list it would be like damn

01:47:08.430 --> 01:47:11.729
we need more weird like craps to make it look

01:47:11.729 --> 01:47:14.670
thematically like different from all the other

01:47:15.020 --> 01:47:16.699
otherwise i basically end up looking like black

01:47:16.699 --> 01:47:20.180
legion with one magnus model which i mean don't

01:47:20.180 --> 01:47:22.640
get me wrong i've got yeah magnus you know magnus

01:47:22.640 --> 01:47:24.479
is cool i'm not gonna go get him out guys don't

01:47:24.479 --> 01:47:28.859
worry i'm not gonna show around but um like i

01:47:28.859 --> 01:47:31.680
like even like because i play like thousands

01:47:31.680 --> 01:47:34.939
i want something else like as equally weird or

01:47:34.939 --> 01:47:36.939
like something cool to go on the list like well

01:47:36.939 --> 01:47:39.000
there's a new character just i would love it

01:47:39.000 --> 01:47:43.100
if they had um an elite unit of um like just

01:47:43.100 --> 01:47:45.439
so you know like they have sorcerer on disc yeah

01:47:45.439 --> 01:47:47.340
um they should have like a unit where like it's

01:47:47.340 --> 01:47:49.079
you know they're doing a lot now like with three

01:47:49.079 --> 01:47:52.500
like in unit three have just like a group of

01:47:52.500 --> 01:47:54.899
uh sorcerers on discs who have like gatling cannons

01:47:54.899 --> 01:47:57.100
or like some magic sorcery bullshit or something

01:47:57.100 --> 01:47:59.800
or like a like a staff with a blade on the edge

01:47:59.800 --> 01:48:01.680
so you could have like a combat stance while

01:48:01.680 --> 01:48:04.199
also casting spells like you could yeah i want

01:48:04.199 --> 01:48:06.840
crazy stuff i want magic coming out the wazoo

01:48:06.840 --> 01:48:10.039
that's kind of why i do like centurions is because

01:48:10.039 --> 01:48:12.920
they are so weird and different right that's

01:48:12.920 --> 01:48:14.619
the kind of like we're a space marine in the

01:48:14.619 --> 01:48:16.699
space marine it's basically a space marine but

01:48:16.699 --> 01:48:18.800
it looks so different but that's the thing you

01:48:18.800 --> 01:48:20.680
know so you say space is a space wing but like

01:48:20.680 --> 01:48:22.340
you've got some turrets you've got terminators

01:48:22.340 --> 01:48:24.199
you've got all the marks of armor you've got

01:48:24.199 --> 01:48:26.800
primaris you've got intercessors you've got i

01:48:26.800 --> 01:48:29.000
i like space for you there's so much variety

01:48:29.000 --> 01:48:31.340
yeah so much variety even though it's just the

01:48:31.340 --> 01:48:34.439
difference between space brains is not much larger

01:48:34.439 --> 01:48:36.380
than difference between necron characters i'm

01:48:36.380 --> 01:48:39.619
just saying it's a little hypocritical It's one

01:48:39.619 --> 01:48:40.779
of those things where you can kind of look at

01:48:40.779 --> 01:48:43.779
a lot of stuff, like, I'm trying to make, I need

01:48:43.779 --> 01:48:45.140
to find the right legs for it, but I want to

01:48:45.140 --> 01:48:47.680
make a four -legged Dreadnought with the Saturn

01:48:47.680 --> 01:48:49.260
9 Terminator on top, so it's basically Urgot

01:48:49.260 --> 01:48:51.119
from League of Legends. That'd be fun. But it's

01:48:51.119 --> 01:48:53.359
just that kind of stuff, like, there's so much

01:48:53.359 --> 01:48:55.819
potential there that I'd like to see being leaned

01:48:55.819 --> 01:48:57.359
into more, which is why I think, again, the new

01:48:57.359 --> 01:49:00.119
Defiler is so goddamn cool. I hope it's good,

01:49:00.199 --> 01:49:04.199
though. It looks like it's going to be... especially

01:49:04.199 --> 01:49:05.899
because of how big it looks right like i love

01:49:05.899 --> 01:49:07.500
the night lancer as well because it's just like

01:49:07.500 --> 01:49:10.220
this really it's it's a giant robot that just

01:49:10.220 --> 01:49:11.659
charges you and stabs you in the face like that's

01:49:11.659 --> 01:49:16.039
the kind of cool stuff the new shield guy who

01:49:16.039 --> 01:49:19.340
protects your other guys i just heard they i

01:49:19.340 --> 01:49:21.979
because i think each army at least deserves one

01:49:21.979 --> 01:49:25.229
thing that should be like ridiculously oversized

01:49:25.229 --> 01:49:28.090
big and expensive in points because otherwise

01:49:28.090 --> 01:49:30.130
i think a lot of people who are buying you're

01:49:30.130 --> 01:49:32.210
probably playing warhammer now like if you were

01:49:32.210 --> 01:49:35.510
to play codex space marines that is probably

01:49:35.510 --> 01:49:37.289
the one of the most expensive armies to play

01:49:37.289 --> 01:49:40.069
just because it's the amount of like models and

01:49:40.069 --> 01:49:43.090
update things you get but then i know that people

01:49:43.090 --> 01:49:45.609
hate when primates come back sometimes but i

01:49:45.609 --> 01:49:47.960
don't mind if lionel johnson gilliman's on the

01:49:47.960 --> 01:49:52.039
field points even something as small as um like

01:49:52.039 --> 01:49:55.939
aethon shan is a cool ass model yeah he is very

01:49:55.939 --> 01:49:58.220
very cool sending hate to that guy in the battlefield

01:49:58.220 --> 01:50:02.479
though i am so i hate playing against ravengard

01:50:02.479 --> 01:50:06.380
and it was so like it's impossible to relax you

01:50:06.380 --> 01:50:08.920
know the secret against ravengard just kill the

01:50:08.920 --> 01:50:12.260
um the valuable hqs first even that just just

01:50:12.260 --> 01:50:15.079
run at them Because they're a react... That's

01:50:15.079 --> 01:50:16.699
the biggest problem with my army, obviously,

01:50:16.819 --> 01:50:18.199
apart from the 18th century runs, which is a

01:50:18.199 --> 01:50:21.100
bit of a problem. The problem is, if you just

01:50:21.100 --> 01:50:22.880
park some big stuff in the middle, they can do

01:50:22.880 --> 01:50:25.859
their jumpy -uppy -downy shit, but not much else.

01:50:26.619 --> 01:50:28.279
That's, I think, the thing that basically beats

01:50:28.279 --> 01:50:29.680
me most of the time. Someone just goes, oh, you're

01:50:29.680 --> 01:50:31.060
playing Raven Guard, here's a bunch of stuff

01:50:31.060 --> 01:50:32.479
in the middle of the board. Here's Lionel Johnson

01:50:32.479 --> 01:50:34.439
on the middle of the table with a bunch of...

01:50:34.439 --> 01:50:38.579
Can you get through them? No. I can jump around

01:50:38.579 --> 01:50:40.819
you, but that's about it. Grey Knight's got a

01:50:40.819 --> 01:50:44.670
few... uh the terminator's got a few points drops

01:50:44.670 --> 01:50:47.850
so i might try the banisher's detachment and

01:50:47.850 --> 01:50:50.630
then that's the one where if you get same thing

01:50:50.630 --> 01:50:52.710
of like if i can reactive move but then i can

01:50:52.710 --> 01:50:55.390
react to move into strategic reserves so even

01:50:55.390 --> 01:50:58.130
if someone does like get too close to you you

01:50:58.130 --> 01:51:00.149
can have all the apothecaries and the terminators

01:51:00.149 --> 01:51:02.949
healing up a guy or just first of all someone

01:51:02.949 --> 01:51:04.970
comes near you send them up into your reserves

01:51:04.970 --> 01:51:07.329
and then still get the guy back in your command

01:51:07.329 --> 01:51:11.439
phase off the field But with the whole variety

01:51:11.439 --> 01:51:14.119
stuff, I feel like Necrons, we could have a really

01:51:14.119 --> 01:51:16.359
cool Ultix one where instead of having just the

01:51:16.359 --> 01:51:18.300
cape, it's a skin cape and it's just lots of

01:51:18.300 --> 01:51:20.680
folds with faces and stuff in it. You could have

01:51:20.680 --> 01:51:24.720
a Pope hat. One thing I see a lot at the moment,

01:51:24.779 --> 01:51:26.779
they're doing spider leg guys. You can only do

01:51:26.779 --> 01:51:28.800
that a few times. Or it's like, oh, they all

01:51:28.800 --> 01:51:31.140
got spider legs. They made rules and character

01:51:31.140 --> 01:51:34.239
customizing things to make a flayed one overlord.

01:51:36.210 --> 01:51:39.130
I mean, I would say Necrons as a whole, their

01:51:39.130 --> 01:51:43.550
range is quite padded out. For not being the

01:51:43.550 --> 01:51:47.489
main space -free army. They're the Xenos. There's

01:51:47.489 --> 01:51:51.550
no real weaknesses in their line. There's a lot

01:51:51.550 --> 01:51:53.829
of cool stuff in there. The Deceiver still holds

01:51:53.829 --> 01:51:56.829
up really well. There's a little bit of stuff

01:51:56.829 --> 01:51:59.189
for everyone in there. If you like Destroyer

01:51:59.189 --> 01:52:00.470
stuff, you've got that. If you like the Warrior

01:52:00.470 --> 01:52:02.729
stuff, you've got that. If you like the Doomsday

01:52:02.729 --> 01:52:04.409
arcs, you've got that. And I feel that's why

01:52:04.409 --> 01:52:05.930
I think people gravitate towards space marines,

01:52:06.010 --> 01:52:07.729
right? Because you could either be the jump packs

01:52:07.729 --> 01:52:10.329
or the terminators or go tanks or dreadnoughts.

01:52:10.329 --> 01:52:12.890
There's a lot of different things there. Tau

01:52:12.890 --> 01:52:14.569
is very similar. You can either go full crudes

01:52:14.569 --> 01:52:17.930
or loads of devil fish or you go battle suits.

01:52:18.029 --> 01:52:22.710
Guys with sticks. Tyranids again. You can either

01:52:22.710 --> 01:52:24.770
go lots and lots of swarms or big bad griblers.

01:52:24.909 --> 01:52:28.430
I think that's where the armies that are more

01:52:28.430 --> 01:52:31.029
interesting are when you have a variety of different

01:52:31.029 --> 01:52:35.359
things and a variety of different archetypes

01:52:35.359 --> 01:52:39.000
in the models as well. Which makes even less

01:52:39.000 --> 01:52:40.779
sense that we don't have a new Carandras because

01:52:40.779 --> 01:52:44.460
we need him. He's right there, man. He'll come

01:52:44.460 --> 01:52:49.279
out for $90 next edition. Yeah, can't wait for

01:52:49.279 --> 01:52:54.100
the 200 quid starting box set, by the way. Speaking

01:52:54.100 --> 01:52:57.399
of... Cool wrapping up. I think we have one more

01:52:57.399 --> 01:52:59.260
person who did a donation. We've got a few more

01:52:59.260 --> 01:53:02.260
to donate, just a couple. First one from TomNomNom

01:53:02.260 --> 01:53:04.579
for two. Titanfall mentioned. Clearly Titanfall

01:53:04.579 --> 01:53:08.079
3 is confirmed. It's never happening. It's called

01:53:08.079 --> 01:53:12.060
Apex Legends. I don't think I want Titanfall

01:53:12.060 --> 01:53:14.890
3. three anymore. I'm afraid they've ruined it.

01:53:15.050 --> 01:53:18.310
Whenever a series is like, it's been far too

01:53:18.310 --> 01:53:20.029
long since the previous one, you've got to remember

01:53:20.029 --> 01:53:22.029
that most of the people who made those two games

01:53:22.029 --> 01:53:23.729
have probably moved on to other companies, so

01:53:23.729 --> 01:53:28.130
it's not going to be the same. Yeah. Pain. Infernal

01:53:28.130 --> 01:53:31.560
is Rush. $1 .49, I think it was $2. I saw this

01:53:31.560 --> 01:53:34.159
message earlier. You can transport a trip tide

01:53:34.159 --> 01:53:37.079
and an orca, by the way, he says. So three rape

01:53:37.079 --> 01:53:38.699
tides, you can put in an orca because of the

01:53:38.699 --> 01:53:43.140
rules wording. Yeah. I take the same amount of

01:53:43.140 --> 01:53:45.079
space as their wounds characteristic, and it's

01:53:45.079 --> 01:53:49.699
like 48 or whatever. Oh, wow. Colin, do you want

01:53:49.699 --> 01:53:54.979
to read this one? Yeah, why not? Sure. Mr. Silly

01:53:54.979 --> 01:53:57.640
Squirrel with a seven Canadian. Thank you. Hello,

01:53:57.680 --> 01:54:02.560
all my bald men friends. If you watch the Trinid

01:54:02.560 --> 01:54:05.359
Invasion video series by Invicta, you will probably

01:54:05.359 --> 01:54:09.520
put the nids at least a rank higher. Interesting.

01:54:09.819 --> 01:54:12.119
I like the nids. The nids have so many crazy

01:54:12.119 --> 01:54:13.899
things in the books, though, that they just never

01:54:13.899 --> 01:54:16.859
really reflect on the tabletop. They got slugs

01:54:16.859 --> 01:54:20.960
and stuff, too. Get a Norn Queen. Dominatrix.

01:54:21.900 --> 01:54:23.600
whatever it's called the ones that guard the

01:54:23.600 --> 01:54:26.720
dominatrix yeah it's something like that they're

01:54:26.720 --> 01:54:30.680
called they're like bodyguards for the norn queens

01:54:30.680 --> 01:54:33.020
and they're like all female tyrannid warriors

01:54:33.020 --> 01:54:35.000
but they're bigger than like a hive tyrant you're

01:54:35.000 --> 01:54:37.939
like oh cool we are gonna can we have a mini

01:54:37.939 --> 01:54:41.279
no oh not to get political and too woke for you

01:54:41.279 --> 01:54:46.520
guys but do tyrannids have gender well i guess

01:54:46.520 --> 01:54:49.760
i guess they're like the norn queen right where

01:54:49.760 --> 01:54:52.020
it's like there's one queen and then Yeah, they

01:54:52.020 --> 01:54:54.539
don't have reproductive organs. It's not the

01:54:54.539 --> 01:54:56.539
same as what we would consider. Damn it, the

01:54:56.539 --> 01:55:02.199
Wokies have got us again. Other than that, I

01:55:02.199 --> 01:55:04.359
think that will be the tier list, guys. That's

01:55:04.359 --> 01:55:09.300
everything. We're on top, which means it's a

01:55:09.300 --> 01:55:11.500
good tier list. Raiden might literally kill you

01:55:11.500 --> 01:55:14.399
guys. He sent me a picture of the Servator and

01:55:14.399 --> 01:55:17.500
passed side by side and is losing. These are

01:55:17.500 --> 01:55:20.439
unofficial. fifth member behind the scenes member

01:55:20.439 --> 01:55:23.739
who uh must he must despise watching this and

01:55:23.739 --> 01:55:26.460
not having any influence live well i mean if

01:55:26.460 --> 01:55:28.399
he if he's a pathogen droid then he's obviously

01:55:28.399 --> 01:55:32.760
got bad taste anyway so yeah yeah so it doesn't

01:55:32.760 --> 01:55:35.859
matter i'll say thank you guys for watching for

01:55:35.859 --> 01:55:38.159
listening thank you paul for wasting your evening

01:55:38.159 --> 01:55:41.640
on this uh incredibly tedious list i had a lot

01:55:41.640 --> 01:55:44.539
of fun uh i'll happily do it again man at some

01:55:44.539 --> 01:55:47.250
point in the future when i'm yeah every single

01:55:47.250 --> 01:55:52.149
week all right guys thank you so much thank you

01:55:52.149 --> 01:55:54.310
to paul and we'll see you guys all very soon

01:55:54.310 --> 01:55:57.390
have a good night i can describe we've got to

01:55:57.390 --> 01:55:59.010
do many of the week but we'll do it next time

01:55:59.010 --> 01:56:01.270
i'd wait but i can't move my arms with this thing

01:56:01.270 --> 01:56:01.550
bye