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everybody ladies and gentlemen today it is war

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crimes and today it is green hat day welcome

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to war crimes we will be talking about tech marines

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and by we i mean andy andy is going to talk a

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lot about tech marines today yeah in store for

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us mister yeah we're going to talk about tech

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marines because space marine 2 is our lifeline

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whenever we need something to talk about let

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me explain It's our lifeline whenever there's

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anything we need to talk about. And there's just

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been an update on Space Marine 2, where you get

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to play as a tech marine, which I've had a go

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at today and a bit yesterday. So you'll also

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get to see my gameplay of me crumping the boys

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on that. But before we start, boys, what is your

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knowledge of tech marines? Do you like them?

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Do you find them meh? What's your opinion on

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tech marines? They're fine. The art looks cool,

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usually. They're from... They're from Mars. They

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learn their stuff on Mars. They're aloof and

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mysterious. Chat, by the way, this outfit, I

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wore this when I was 12 years old. This is my

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Link costume from when I was 12 and it still

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fits me. Huge. I wore a green hat. This was not

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planned. Actually, I remember it was Green Hat

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Day and I looked over in a bag in my office and

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my Link costume was in it because I just took

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it from my parents' house a couple weeks ago.

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So it worked out quite well. But I'm slutty,

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Link. Yep. Very good effort. Hal's not here today,

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we're afraid, so he'll have to be green -hatted

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another day. Colin, what's your opinion on Tet

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Marines? You know, I... They're cool. Look, I've

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said before, if I have... If the cyberpunk future

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comes, I'm either going to be the male version

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of Rebecca from Cyberpunk Edgerunners and just

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be blue or General Grievous with just nothing

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left. I can appreciate what they do, but otherwise

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take them or leave them. They're not quite full

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ad mechs, so they don't get the full 10 out of

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10 points, but they're on their way. and um also

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i'm gonna do a plug for uh for people if you

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do like tech marines and stuff i did a mini with

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major kill for major minis we collaborated on

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the iron morlock and you're only able to pick

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it up today and tomorrow there's a little qr

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code here if you want to click it for any details

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it's like here so check that out if you'd like

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to and with that other than that I think we should

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just jump into Tet Marines. I have Necrons that

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I have to paint today. I have a tournament tomorrow,

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so I'm going to paint some Necrons while we talk

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about Marines. We all know who the Omnissiah

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really is, so it's worked out. It's topical.

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Shut up. He's the Omnissiah. You're wrong. He's

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my Omnissiah. Also, Eli, are you happy with the

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new Traz and the Infinite DLC on Rogue Trader?

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Yes, I saw that. confession i've never played

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rogue traders still i think i have it but i've

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never actually played it but maybe maybe now

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that there's nequans in it i'll uh i'll pull

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up it's a solid game before can you tell me what

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you do as a tech marine in the in the game because

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there's no vehicles to do tech marine stuff with

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well you can pull out a turret well there's turrets

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kind of scattered throughout the missions now

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so you can just be like hey i'm gonna like activate

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this turret and it'll just mulch anything nearby

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you can tell he's got a little um gun on his

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shoulder so your super move is it just hits anything

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nearby and you can get like a plasma gun version

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you can get like an upgrade where it just targets

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the heavier enemies instead of the smaller ones

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it's pretty pretty cool really and it's like

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melee weapons are very crowd controly But there

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he's slow. So I had a little bit of fun trying

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to get the hang of him. This is my first game

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as, like, level one on a ruthless map or something.

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You see, like, all the little yellow dots. It's

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just shooting everything over your shoulder.

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Oh, interesting. That's fun. Yeah, I liked it.

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But for those who don't know, the Tech Marines

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are also known as the Freighter Astrotechnicus,

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and they were sired at the end of Unification,

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beginning of the Great Crusade, because the Emperor

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made an alliance with some creepy weirdos. called

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the Adepts of Mars. You fellas, what are the

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Adepts of Mars? What's their idea? What's their

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shtick? It's the Admech. The Adeptus Mechanicus.

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But it was the Mechanic him back then, right?

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Yes, sir. They come before they cuss. It's actually

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been a long time since I've looked in it. I don't

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even remember the history of Mars. It's just

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a human colony that turned into weirdos who worship

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the Omnissiah. Machinery and stuff. you know,

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they were always, you know, they were always,

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they were, they're always really, really into

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machines. And then the age of strife happened.

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And then the, the people who were perhaps a little

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too into machines were the ones who survived

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because they religiously just maintain stuff.

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And then, you know, one age of strife later,

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you come out of that hell hole and I worship

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machines and, you know, fair enough. You can

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call them weird if you want, like everyone else

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seems to be doing here right now, but I would

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just like to point out. that they were getting

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out and about in the galaxy before even the emperor

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did. They were so important to the emperor that

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the emperor let them stay religious. Also, Eli,

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someone's saying, what's up with the do -rag?

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It's not a do -rag. It's a, what's it called?

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It's a cap. It's probably the size of my torso.

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What the heck? Yeah, so the Admech were quarantined

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on Mars during the... the warp storms that happened

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during the post age of strife. And so humans

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were kind of squabbling on, on earth, techno

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barbarians and all that jive. And then they were

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like, Oh, what about those weirdos on Mars? And

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then they just, this warp subsided and they went

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to sail and there were these weird guys like,

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hello, I've merged with my fridge. And you're

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like, Oh, have you now? Right. And so, But if

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you remember the age of the Unification Wars,

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the Emperor made these guys called Thunder Warriors,

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which were like the proto -space marines. And

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although they had power armor, they weren't space

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-worthy. You couldn't bring these guys to the

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vacuum of space to fight. You couldn't bring

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them to a poison planet or something similar.

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So he needed some guys who would help make their

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armor a bit more substantial. And so he started

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to make the first model of... Space Marine armor,

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which is the Mark II Crusader. And it's the beginning

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of a very long love affair with fans of Warhammer

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and the many, many, many, many versions of Space

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Marine armor, which is the most iconic system

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-selling part of Warhammer, which is men in bulky

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suits of armor have so many fun helmets, pauldrons,

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customization fun times. The adepts of Mars are

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very good at creating this stuff and maintaining

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this stuff, but they're not exactly robust when

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in a fight. You know, tech marines are these

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kind of glass cannons, even though the Skitarii

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are a thing, the kind of the tech guard. I love

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the Skitarii. Yeah, they're cool. But they're

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like, you've got like hundreds of thousands of

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space marines going to the front lines across

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the galaxy. You kind of need someone else to

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be a frontline version of a tech priest. And

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thus they said, okay, how about. We trained some

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of your space Marines to become a new class called

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the tech Marines. Do we fellas have any idea

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why they're called tech Marines? Because they

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work with the technology. If I, if I had to make

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a guess. Bingo. Exactly. It's a very, very inventive

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name. And these guys are not just, you know,

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expected to fight like other space Marines, but

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they're also. The guys who are going to do field

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repairs, they're going to, you know, if your

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equivalent of the AA is needed, if your tank

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breaks down on the highway and you need someone

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to get out and give it a push or figure out what's

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going on with the tires, you call these guys

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in. They also preserve the gene seed banks. They

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maintain all the machine spirits of all the weaponry.

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They also can do stuff like this where you can

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like, oh, here's this thing in the field that

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I haven't got any. I know what this is, but it's

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not my stuff, but I'll use it to our advantage.

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And so these guys are extremely important for

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every Space Marine chapter, Legion, Traitor,

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or Loyalist alike. You can't run a chapter about

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a Tech Marine. They are the dog's bodies of the

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chapter. What? You never heard that term? The

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dog's body? I have not. It's a bit British, I

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suppose. It's like the idea of the guy who kind

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of does all the work and doesn't really get much

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credit. Credit for it. Yeah. Well, no, it's like,

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I'll go into it, but like, yeah, dog's voice

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is kind of like a way of just being like, yeah,

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they do all this work and they're a bit underappreciated

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in that regard. And to, to make a tech Marine,

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these guys spend 30 years on Mars training to

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become a space Marine tech Marine. And. you know

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that's three decades i've not spent three decades

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doing anything in my life because i'm in my 30s

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um you guys haven't even lived 30 years so it's

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a long time uh these youngins dressed as the

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legend of zelda um yeah and um they're they're

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they're not as good as a magos or a high -ranking

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tech priest in terms of like how good they are

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with technologies but they're a damn slight better

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than anyone else in the room, especially when

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it's concerning Space Marines. And these guys

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are expected to do everything from, you know,

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repairing a tank to, oh, one of the engines blown

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out on the battle barge. Can you go outside into

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space and kind of like mag lock your boots to

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the back and see what's going on with the gubbins?

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Like, okay, these guys do everything. After 30

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years training with a bunch of gribbly -wibblies

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on Mars, they're not really treated the same

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as they were when they left. And it's not the

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same thing as librarians where many chapters

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don't let people use librarians in their fold.

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Some chapters also disdain the useful evil of

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a librarian. But tech marines are just kind of

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weird. There you go. And Tet Marines are these

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other weird... How would you describe them? You

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know that kid at school? The kid who likes wars

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a lot and will tell you about all the tanks that

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they used at the specific battles and planes.

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You know the difference of the Bradley versus

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the Sherman in terms of the length of their tire

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treads. Or the trains kid, something like that.

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What are we talking about now? I'm not saying

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there's anything wrong with being the trains

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or the World War kid. Just saying it's an equivalent.

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Mm -hmm. I thought at first Colin was like, I

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was a trained kid. Like, oh, leave Colin alone.

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I was quiet about it, but I did like my trains.

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Choo -choo. And yeah, these guys are very important,

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but they also have some weird affiliations with

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the tech priests because space marines, even

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in current day, are anywhere from... I'm a zealot

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who believes the emperor is a god to the emperor

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is not a god, but he's also the guy I love the

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most in the whole wide world or whole wide galaxy.

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Tech Marines are strange because they are half

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in that camp and half in Praise the Omnissiah.

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And so they know these hymnals. They have rites

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of activation. They carry incense with them,

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and they try to placate the machine spirits of

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everything from your gun to your tank. to your

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spacecraft, to your fridge. It's like these guys

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are strange. And so they're kind of quasi -religious

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in the way they act. And as such, they're tolerated,

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but they are totally other than other space marines.

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And so no matter how much prestige, how much

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respect a tech marine gathers in their career,

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they'll never rise beyond the stature of like...

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The useful guy who will never be given command

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of entire campaigns, with very few exceptions,

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with things like the Iron Hands. These guys are

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respected, but they aren't cherished the same

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way that a normal battle brother is, which is

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a bit sad. To give you an idea of how strange

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these guys are, the guy I'm playing as right

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now, he's got the red armor and just the one

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pauldron, which is in their chapter colors. generally

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speaking if a tech marine tried to paint any

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more of his armor and his chapters colors than

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just the one pauldron the machine spirit will

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probably rebel and it won't work no more because

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you know you're you're basically an envoy a uh

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an ambassador of the omnisire and so you've got

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to wear the right color scheme in the eyes of

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of the of the red planet and so In that same

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regard, they treat anything which is like laziness

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with regards to things like machinery as blasphemy.

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So if you were waking up one day and it's like

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you haven't cleaned the oven, they're like, blasphemy.

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Oh, I didn't check the oil in the car. Blasphemy.

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I didn't check the toner in my printer. Blasphemy.

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You've got to always keep an eye on the stuff

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you work because at the end of the day, if you

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don't, your guns will jam. your tank won't move,

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and your, I don't know, your box cooler won't

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chill no beers no more. So you've got to respect

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the machine spirit. And for the most part, tech

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marines have a very solitary life because no

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one in their chapter, other than their fellow

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tech marines, really treat them as equals, really

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treat them... as true brothers they're these

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weirdos who tend to stay in their workshops tinkering

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away on things kind of like warhammer fans who

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just they see in their room in the dark making

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miniatures painting pieces gluing things together

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and everyone's like are you gonna go play football

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he's like no actually i'd rather do this i like

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yeah we're we're all tech marines real darkness

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yes and um what's i find interesting about tech

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marines is their depictions in the law you get

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one like um the guy in the black templars in

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hell's reach um gerizion he's very kind of dull

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and troll and it's all you know grammatis is

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like can you You activate this machine. And he's

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like, I've never seen something this big before.

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If I were to try and reactivate it, it would

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take days and days. It would be like mapping

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every atom in the star. I'm going to go on and

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on and on. And to the point where Grimaldus many

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times like, Gerizion, can you do it? Stop going

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on and on and on. Get to the bloody point. But

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then another Tetmarine in the Angels of Death

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series, is it Hadriel? who's a Blood Angels guy,

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is actually quite beloved by his brothers. And

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he's very chipper. And he's all like, oh, hello,

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brother. I've just been looking after the gene

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seed vault. It's me, Hadriel. I'm cool. Favorite

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character in the whole show. And so there's not

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really like an imprint of like what a tech marine

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is in that regard with their personality. One

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book that is quite interesting is Voice of Mars,

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I believe it is, where Cardan Stronos, who's

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the... the future chapter master of war leader

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of the iron hands is training with a bunch of

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other tech Marines. Like there's one from the

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black Templars ones from, I think the sons of

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Dawn. There's like, there's like a few of them

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from different chapters. I think there's also

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a, a channel guard. It might be a channel gut,

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but there's like a blood rate, a blood angel

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successor guy. And there's like a bunch of tech

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Marines and none of them are like, they don't

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have anything in common other than the fact that

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they are all tech Marines. And therefore it's

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like outcast stick together sort of thing. But.

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Go for it. This is unrelated. This is the best

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footage that we've ever had during a stream.

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It's more than 5 FPS. Did you upgrade your internet?

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Or is how not being here making the quality substantially

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better? How does it drain on our resources? I

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don't know. We're not saying anything. The footage

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is speaking for itself. Okay. Well, again, I

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think I have a substantial... I have a theory.

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We're talking about the OmniSci's finest. Therefore,

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we have placated the machine spirit of the streaming

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software. Therefore, it's like, oh, it's my time

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to shine, baby. Look at me. It's about Tet Marines.

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Woo! Yes, blame Hal for everything. Hal is visiting

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family right now. Like a good person. Like a

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good boy. And yeah, so like these Tet Marines

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are on Mars and they're all training together.

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And it is also worth mentioning that like the

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Iron Hands and a couple of other chapters have

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a special place for the Tet Priests of Mars.

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Like Steel Brethren, Iron Hands, Sons of Medusa,

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any Iron Hand successor are like treated with

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extra like... kindness by the we're not kindness

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they're given more tools in the toolbox like

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cardans on this planet with these other tech

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marines and one of the tech priests is like hey

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by the way i'm gonna do some weird shit come

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with me it's like you get special treatment i'm

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gonna like do surgery on your brain and give

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you like all these enhancements on you like on

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your tissue okay um i mentioned it before but

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there's like a cool bit where he's on the operating

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table someone kills the magos he gets up with

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his head his brain exposed and he just kind of

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like kills the guy of his hand then just puts

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the top of his skull back and just goes staple

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and staples his skull cap back on and it's like

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oh Yeah, he doesn't mess around, does he? But

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when Fabius Bile does it, it's a big deal. Yeah,

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I know I like Fabius Bile. Fabius Bile more like...

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You know, there's like not consent involved in

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that one. Yeah. Poopius smile. And yeah, so...

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What's worth remembering is that as soon as they

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get back from Mars, they are completely treated

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differently for the rest of their life. And it's

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very rare that a tech marine after their training

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will ever see another tech marine again, because

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it's like, where are you going to see a tech

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marine? You're not going to see them in your

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starship. And let's be honest, you're going to

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be working overtime every day to make sure that

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everything's running. And even on joint campaigns,

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are you going to go in the field? Probably not.

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because you have to look after the oh the sewage

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system's broken on the ship oh and there's a

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malfunction with brother brother tedium's bolter

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it's not what it's not shooting properly or oh

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there's that rhino that um brother eli took into

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the field and broke and now you've got to fix

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it like oh okay like the list of things for a

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tech marine to do is so ridiculously long that

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they never have time to do anything And they

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probably don't even sleep that much because they

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probably have, like, upgrades in their brain

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so they don't need to sleep much. And space marines

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don't even need to sleep much anyway, so they're

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probably always working all the time. It's very

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tedious. Yeah, they're the machine guys, but,

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like, the only ones. Yeah, and they're like,

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what if we put the mechanic in the basement?

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Yeah, I want my car fixed. Yeah, let's put him

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in, like, a dank... Back in the goon cave with

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you, tech marine. Here's some magazines. Enjoy

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yourself. These aren't magazines. These are technical

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documents on how to repair your car. That's mean.

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And the only real progression for a tech marine

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is there's tech marines and there's masters of

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the forge. Unlike librarians, there aren't like,

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as far as I'm aware, intermediaries. It's just

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like you're a tech marine or you're a master

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of the forge. And there's only one of those per

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chapter. And masters of the forge are important.

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They are one of the most senior positions in

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a chapter. But other than the Iron Hands, none

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of them will ever become like a chapter master.

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And they'll never be treated with the same respect

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as a captain or even like, I suppose, a librarian

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with the mistrust they have. They're really useful

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at seeing future problems. Apothecaries are literally

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responsible for the safeguarding of the chapter's

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bloodline and future survival. tech marines are

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important but they're never going to be as respected

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as apothecaries in that regard um and they're

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even precluded from from attending certain religious

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ceremonies and event days so like if it's the

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day of emperor's ascension tech marines are not

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invited because it's like you kind of praise

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the omnisire a bit you didn't get to come to

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my birthday party oh that's the shit i thought

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we were friends like we are friends but you're

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also like you're half in with like the machine

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god i don't really like i don't want to have

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like a machine god fella at my birthday it's

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like oh okay um there is a like the the symbol

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of the mechanicus the uh machina opus this is

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the the cog with the skull that's their like

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mark of office once they get promoted to a full

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tech marine and they leave mars or whatever forge

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world they're trained on And they have to keep

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this symbol pristine because if it gets spattered

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with oil or blood or viscera or poop or whatever

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it is that in day -to -day it gets smothered

00:22:07.730 --> 00:22:10.150
with, if that starts to get a bit too hard to

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see, oh, your machine spirit's going to get angry.

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And it's such an important symbol for a tech

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marine. If you show it off at a forge world,

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whether it's Mars or anywhere in the galaxy,

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you have free reign to go wherever you like because

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you're a tech marine. It's like, we trust you.

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You're one of ours. You get to have free reign

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on our docks, our weapons, foundries, administration.

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Whatever you need, you got it. You can go anywhere

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you like. So there is a little bit of camaraderie

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in that regard. But the fact remains that no

00:22:39.789 --> 00:22:42.109
chapter can survive without a tech marine. A

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tech marine has to always be present in any chapter.

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And they're so valuable to the function of the

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chapter that often they don't even have frontline

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duties unless... absolutely necessary because

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again they are always working on stuff because

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things always break and this is the age of this

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is the series where it's like there is no innovation

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it's complete decay and erosion so you can imagine

00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:07.019
how busy a tech marine gets in all this um and

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before we go any further shall we do a few donations

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yeah we think so all right so starting us off

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we've got donkey man And USA for five stream

00:23:18.950 --> 00:23:21.730
late due because I'm gooning to the unhinged

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how super cut part one available to law crimes

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channel members in the discord. Is that really?

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Holy cow. It's over an hour long and I've started

00:23:29.730 --> 00:23:31.930
watching it and there's a lot of it. So let's

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put that there. Um, big, big news, big news.

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Join, uh, become a member and, uh, tell me or

00:23:39.710 --> 00:23:43.890
a DJ beast that you're a member. And I'll, I'll

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add the role for you on the discord. I think

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this one's yours, Eli. Eli, I will wear the green

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hat 27th of February. Thank you for the two.

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Today is the day. Today is the day. Except Hal

00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:56.140
has betrayed the cause. He better send a picture

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wearing a green hat. And another two, thank you.

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You know the rules of not wearing on time, Hal.

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He'll have to pay penance next week. We've got

00:24:06.380 --> 00:24:10.940
two from Nomius Chomsky. First one says, Hey

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guys, how y 'all doing? Glad to hear that you're

00:24:13.480 --> 00:24:16.039
all... Talking about my little tech boys. Question

00:24:16.039 --> 00:24:19.000
for you all. If you were to become Tech Marine,

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which cybernetics would you get on yourself?

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I'd just get as many servo arms as possible so

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I could just pick things up and throw them at

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people. Just chuck them around. Just be a nuisance.

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What about you, Eli? I think I'd also prefer

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the outside cybernetics. I wouldn't actually

00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:46.509
want to... muddle my flesh with such things but

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i would i would like to have a army of servitors

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how about that to uh shamble around and shoot

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people and build things for me how would you

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name them would you give them names i'm not sure

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i'd probably get sentimental then i get sad when

00:25:05.789 --> 00:25:09.960
they all die know me skin things too we got prison

00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:13.779
how before gta6 yeah i'm into my how cosplay

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uh joshua kevin very for five khan on trend versus

00:25:19.299 --> 00:25:21.660
the custodians who you who you got and why i

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think khan khan corn plot a handful so he's killed

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custodians before he's done it custodians are

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only as strong as the author feels like making

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them at the time so khan could kill a thousand

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custodians if if uh if you really if he was in

00:25:37.900 --> 00:25:41.380
the right book fanciful prodigy thing for the

00:25:41.380 --> 00:25:43.440
five dollar between tech marines and librarians

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what are lord crime's favorite schizo marines

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uh i do like the chapter they're all pretty they're

00:25:52.839 --> 00:25:55.200
both pretty cool i like chaplains a lot i think

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chaplains are my if chaplains count that then

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i'd say chaplains otherwise tech marine sometimes

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but i like the unique librarians like the cool

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Like the guys in the Mantis Warriors and a lot

00:26:07.539 --> 00:26:11.079
of random successor chapters have cool, unique,

00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:14.779
edgy librarians that I like. Like Ezekiel from

00:26:14.779 --> 00:26:16.559
the Dark Angels as well. He's like, I was founded.

00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:22.059
Sell. He's the coolest looking dude. His model

00:26:22.059 --> 00:26:27.759
is cool too. I love you, Ezekiel. Yeah. But thank

00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:30.059
you all for your donations. Thank you very much.

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So basically every Tet Marine has a... servo

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harness on their backs and they can be fitted

00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:39.700
with all sorts of stuff so you get servo arms

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mechadendrites you get like blow the equivalent

00:26:42.819 --> 00:26:48.460
of blow torches guns all sorts and um tech marines

00:26:48.460 --> 00:26:51.359
love nothing much more than finding exotic and

00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:54.380
strange technologies sometimes verging on the

00:26:54.380 --> 00:26:59.680
heretical and they like to if not use them understand

00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:06.450
them because They are not so hung up on the Mechanicum's

00:27:06.450 --> 00:27:09.410
ideals of we've got to not innovate at all. We've

00:27:09.410 --> 00:27:12.829
got to be careful of how we use technology. They're

00:27:12.829 --> 00:27:16.369
a bit more... Again, because they're not treated

00:27:16.369 --> 00:27:19.589
as true tech priests. They're a bit like, I'm

00:27:19.589 --> 00:27:20.750
just going to do some weird shit occasionally.

00:27:23.469 --> 00:27:26.049
you'd be very hard pressed to find a tech Marine

00:27:26.049 --> 00:27:28.430
that's got anything simple in their arsenal.

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So if you gave a tech Marine a bolter, it's not

00:27:30.650 --> 00:27:33.069
just going to be like bog standard straight off

00:27:33.069 --> 00:27:35.089
the sprue. It's just a bolter in it. It's like,

00:27:35.150 --> 00:27:37.549
no, it's going to have like a banana clip. It's

00:27:37.549 --> 00:27:39.410
going to have an optic lens. It's going to have

00:27:39.410 --> 00:27:43.529
a combine attachment, grenade launcher. It's

00:27:43.529 --> 00:27:45.210
going to have like all the, all these little

00:27:45.210 --> 00:27:49.309
weird gubbins clicked onto it. to the point where

00:27:49.309 --> 00:27:51.390
even the one I'm playing is right now. The most

00:27:51.390 --> 00:27:54.130
simple thing on him is the bolter that's attached

00:27:54.130 --> 00:27:56.549
to his backpack that he's not even shooting himself.

00:27:57.269 --> 00:28:00.250
That's just the extra little icing on the cake.

00:28:00.849 --> 00:28:05.309
Are they playable in PvP? Yes, they are a class

00:28:05.309 --> 00:28:08.289
you can play on PvP. I believe you can get a

00:28:08.289 --> 00:28:10.829
Warpsmith version for the Chaos Army, which is

00:28:10.829 --> 00:28:13.470
cool. But I haven't tried them in the multiplayer

00:28:13.470 --> 00:28:15.710
yet because I was having too much fun in the

00:28:15.710 --> 00:28:20.089
PvE. um and as you can tell i wasn't playing

00:28:20.089 --> 00:28:21.869
with anyone because i knew i wasn't going to

00:28:21.869 --> 00:28:23.529
get any matches because everyone would want to

00:28:23.529 --> 00:28:26.190
level up this class now so there's no point um

00:28:26.190 --> 00:28:29.089
and yeah the the tech marines never really wear

00:28:29.089 --> 00:28:32.349
gaudy finery they're not too bothered about look

00:28:32.349 --> 00:28:37.029
at this gold sparkly laurel wreath or this this

00:28:37.029 --> 00:28:40.069
tabard with like my greatest exploits etched

00:28:40.069 --> 00:28:43.390
on the the front in silk and here's a you know

00:28:43.390 --> 00:28:47.059
letter from from from my dad like you're such

00:28:47.059 --> 00:28:49.299
a good boy like no they're not too bothered about

00:28:49.299 --> 00:28:51.900
that they're very practical they're very like

00:28:51.900 --> 00:28:54.720
oh i just want to put as much like effective

00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:58.940
tools on my on my stuff as i can and usually

00:28:58.940 --> 00:29:04.299
they have to be quite um creative with how their

00:29:04.299 --> 00:29:06.460
their power supplies which are the back the backpack

00:29:06.460 --> 00:29:09.940
space marine uses uses like That runs a normal

00:29:09.940 --> 00:29:12.160
piece of armor. Strapping all this extra stuff

00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:13.500
to it, you're going to have to find somewhere

00:29:13.500 --> 00:29:15.440
to get all this extra juice from. Where are you

00:29:15.440 --> 00:29:18.519
getting that power from? It's the same backpack

00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:21.279
as everyone else, so they have to start recalibrating

00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:24.859
things and carrying the one. Let's stick some

00:29:24.859 --> 00:29:26.839
Xenos tech on this. Why not see what we can do

00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:29.039
to make it go a little bit faster, a little bit

00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:32.759
smarter. And thanks to the Primaris as well,

00:29:32.900 --> 00:29:35.599
that's also become a little bit easier because...

00:29:35.839 --> 00:29:38.380
new armor marks means more efficient you're not

00:29:38.380 --> 00:29:40.980
using the same the same 10 000 year old piece

00:29:40.980 --> 00:29:43.720
of armor from the great crusade or whenever it

00:29:43.720 --> 00:29:46.920
was built that's got like all these like seal

00:29:46.920 --> 00:29:48.940
marks of like this is when i welded this bit

00:29:48.940 --> 00:29:50.920
shut and this is where i put this patch on this

00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:54.640
patch and this right yeah this is where i super

00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:57.500
glued that on this bit so they're reading pretty

00:29:57.500 --> 00:30:00.079
good these days with the the post indomitas crusade

00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:03.269
um They're also the guys responsible for replacing

00:30:03.269 --> 00:30:05.890
lost limbs. So if your arm gets cut off by a

00:30:05.890 --> 00:30:08.690
Necron, you're going to go first to the apothecary,

00:30:08.849 --> 00:30:11.009
and then the apothecary is going to call in Tim

00:30:11.009 --> 00:30:13.609
the techie. Like, Tim, I'm going to need one

00:30:13.609 --> 00:30:15.470
of your cybernetics for this guy. Like, okay.

00:30:15.930 --> 00:30:20.450
And they, as such, work very closely with the

00:30:20.450 --> 00:30:22.450
apothecaries because not only are they responsible

00:30:22.450 --> 00:30:24.670
for replacing limbs, but they also protect the

00:30:24.670 --> 00:30:29.549
gene seed vaults. So you've got to be very...

00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:33.960
but put it this way if you had like a chapter

00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:36.019
that lost their tech marine but had their apothecary

00:30:36.019 --> 00:30:38.759
yes you could retrieve the gene seed but if the

00:30:38.759 --> 00:30:40.880
cooler you're supposed to put it in isn't working

00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:43.079
properly it's not going to last long before it

00:30:43.079 --> 00:30:45.279
perishes so it's like okay you got to kind of

00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:48.640
work in tandem and they often carry the equivalent

00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:52.079
of like a workshop on their backs because you

00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:54.140
never know in a boarding action of a space hulk

00:30:54.140 --> 00:30:56.460
if you're going to find a collapsed tunnel or

00:30:56.460 --> 00:30:59.079
maybe there's like um an example i've heard of

00:30:59.079 --> 00:31:02.000
once where these space marines that are in a

00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:04.680
rhino tank it gets like hit by a rocket tech

00:31:04.680 --> 00:31:07.640
marine gets out grabs it with his servo arm and

00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:10.160
just like lifts it up from the bottom and starts

00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:13.559
welding like the the treads back together and

00:31:13.559 --> 00:31:18.460
all the guards when they're like it's pretty

00:31:18.460 --> 00:31:20.720
cool holding a tank up like it's nothing and

00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:24.859
again they also have like these uh fiseline torches

00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:28.039
and plasma cutters, which are capable of cutting

00:31:28.039 --> 00:31:31.319
through Terminator armor if needs be. If you

00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:34.039
have one of your mates in your chapter, he's

00:31:34.039 --> 00:31:37.440
for a Genestealer patriarch, let's say. He's

00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:39.759
a bit of a crumpled mess, or folded in on himself.

00:31:40.220 --> 00:31:42.079
Are you going to get the Genestealer? Apothecary's

00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:47.980
like, can't get in. It's too much crap in the

00:31:47.980 --> 00:31:51.500
way. Remove all the crap, get in there, get the

00:31:51.500 --> 00:31:56.519
holy globules out. and um tech marines are also

00:31:56.519 --> 00:32:00.859
very capable pilots and vehicle you know drivers

00:32:00.859 --> 00:32:03.900
because they can interface directly with technology

00:32:03.900 --> 00:32:07.559
uh the only drawback of this is like oh why don't

00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:09.440
we see like tech marines in like the front lines

00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:12.000
all the time driving thunderhawks and stuff it's

00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:13.960
like well they've kind of also got to look after

00:32:13.960 --> 00:32:16.480
your ship and the gene seed was and they've got

00:32:16.480 --> 00:32:22.000
to re -stitch um timmy's britches on his uh his

00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:24.740
mark 10 terminus pattern armor and he's also

00:32:24.740 --> 00:32:27.440
got to attend to the rhino that's broken in the

00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:31.140
vehicle pool and also brother brother collins

00:32:31.140 --> 00:32:34.119
bolter isn't quite working properly and this

00:32:34.119 --> 00:32:37.200
and that and so they they can't be just willy

00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:38.980
-nilly put in the front lines because it's like

00:32:38.980 --> 00:32:41.240
they've got too much to do as it is so give it

00:32:41.240 --> 00:32:42.940
to another space marine because if he gets shot

00:32:42.940 --> 00:32:46.880
down and dies oh well at least it's not a tech

00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:48.680
marine because then who's gonna fix you know

00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:51.859
the the the bathroom which recently has had a

00:32:51.859 --> 00:32:57.460
water main pipe burst um shout out to my brief

00:32:57.460 --> 00:33:00.900
leave of absence where if your lore crimes bingo

00:33:00.900 --> 00:33:05.359
card is missing this spot you can slot in colin

00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:11.920
had to go very abruptly Look, I don't enjoy running

00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:14.839
to do it, but I have a very firm stance. It is

00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:17.180
much better to be late or temporarily absent

00:33:17.180 --> 00:33:21.799
than have shit in your pants. That's a good saying

00:33:21.799 --> 00:33:24.640
to live by. Is this more chili cheese dog or

00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:28.140
other... No, this was jewel chicken wings, but

00:33:28.140 --> 00:33:30.940
they're so good. They're so good, I'll take the

00:33:30.940 --> 00:33:36.809
risk. And yeah, bear in mind, like... uh tech

00:33:36.809 --> 00:33:40.269
marines are pretty good fighters as well they're

00:33:40.269 --> 00:33:45.210
not like duelists per se but i mean you want

00:33:45.210 --> 00:33:46.849
to fight a space marine with a space marine fair

00:33:46.849 --> 00:33:49.029
enough but if the if the space marine you're

00:33:49.029 --> 00:33:52.549
fighting has two extra arms that's a bit more

00:33:52.549 --> 00:33:55.690
of a case yeah like oh i could just grab you

00:33:55.690 --> 00:33:57.690
with my servo harness and then just stab you

00:33:57.690 --> 00:34:00.029
in the face like oh that's that's not fair like

00:34:00.029 --> 00:34:02.289
grab one hand harder to deal with that asshole

00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:06.160
Yeah, like, oh, I'm good at dueling, but his

00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:09.880
spiceline torch has just cut my head off independently

00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:13.639
from the fight. Oh, that's not fair. They're

00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:15.719
actually a bit more graceful than you might expect

00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:19.559
for these, like, heavily armored, like, these

00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:22.780
walking tanks. Again, like, the Angels of Death

00:34:22.780 --> 00:34:25.519
animation has Hadriel with, like, a one -handed

00:34:25.519 --> 00:34:28.900
axe, and he's spinning around, and he's pirouetting,

00:34:29.000 --> 00:34:31.360
and he's like, ooh, look at me, ooh. because

00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:33.159
again these guys are weirdos and you don't expect

00:34:33.159 --> 00:34:35.599
them to do stuff like that but they do because

00:34:35.599 --> 00:34:39.480
why not they also have like the as you see in

00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:41.400
the gameplay the kind of glaives which are the

00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:44.239
two handed ones and I do like in the gameplay

00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:47.639
for SM2 now you can just like charge with the

00:34:47.639 --> 00:34:50.139
glaive now and just spear poke people with it

00:34:50.139 --> 00:34:53.219
and I'm like that's really cool I love big sword

00:34:53.219 --> 00:34:55.880
and there's like a move where if you jump You

00:34:55.880 --> 00:34:57.500
can then press the melee and you do this spinning

00:34:57.500 --> 00:34:59.860
attack. I'm like, ah, there's that gracefulness

00:34:59.860 --> 00:35:01.900
coming in again where you wouldn't expect it.

00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:08.039
Welcome back, Demoman from TF2. Yeah, we like

00:35:08.039 --> 00:35:13.980
TF2. Scottish Cyclops. They got more of me than

00:35:13.980 --> 00:35:21.099
they got the likes of me. And yeah, like even

00:35:21.099 --> 00:35:23.179
if a Tet Marine isn't in melee range, they're

00:35:23.179 --> 00:35:25.500
also a bit of a bugger at range because again,

00:35:25.579 --> 00:35:28.400
they can strap extra guns on top of their guns.

00:35:28.539 --> 00:35:30.380
So they're like, not only do I have probably

00:35:30.380 --> 00:35:32.800
the best guns in the armory, but also I can strap

00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:35.559
a gun to my backpack, which will shoot you independently

00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:38.179
of where I'm looking because it's kind of integrated

00:35:38.179 --> 00:35:40.679
to the sensors in my suit. Like, yeah, these

00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:43.619
guys are crazy. They can do all sorts. What they

00:35:43.619 --> 00:35:46.119
lack in terms of like a librarian is cool because

00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:48.949
they can be like. I'm going to manipulate your

00:35:48.949 --> 00:35:51.090
mind or summon a warp rift, a tech marine to

00:35:51.090 --> 00:35:54.849
say, haha, heavy bolter go brr, heavy bolter

00:35:54.849 --> 00:35:59.150
go brr. I have every gun. Yes. It's basically

00:35:59.150 --> 00:36:03.050
that scene in The Matrix, you know, lots of guns.

00:36:03.429 --> 00:36:06.469
I mean, you know, to be fair, like, you know,

00:36:06.469 --> 00:36:10.090
in Warhammer, it's kind of like Star Wars, you

00:36:10.090 --> 00:36:11.969
know, where the highest tier wizards, like, you

00:36:11.969 --> 00:36:14.630
know, a gun usually doesn't work on them, but

00:36:14.630 --> 00:36:17.599
even just one step below, If you have enough

00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:22.179
gun, it's probably going to work. Magnus? Yeah,

00:36:22.260 --> 00:36:24.980
you need more than gun. Aramon? Enough gun will

00:36:24.980 --> 00:36:28.840
do the job. True. The Master of the Forge on

00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:30.760
the tabletop, I don't think they exist anymore,

00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:32.599
but they had the conversion beamer, which was

00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:35.659
like a crazy weapon that got stronger the farther

00:36:35.659 --> 00:36:39.539
range you were at. Yeah. There's some fun stuff

00:36:39.539 --> 00:36:43.320
with them and their unique gubbins. um i feel

00:36:43.320 --> 00:36:45.320
like even just like the mechid androids that

00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:47.780
snake out of their backs would be enough to be

00:36:47.780 --> 00:36:50.719
like oh i'm fighting you and it would just strangle

00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:52.639
someone trying to hit them in the back with like

00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:56.519
a knife or something um and because they are

00:36:56.519 --> 00:36:59.260
they are tech marines they are always communicating

00:36:59.260 --> 00:37:02.239
with machine spirits uh the better they are at

00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:05.000
that the more senior they are usually the less

00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:06.679
of a fight they put up when they don't want to

00:37:06.679 --> 00:37:09.230
do something they don't want to do Again, I like

00:37:09.230 --> 00:37:11.389
in Angels of Death, Hadriel's trying to get this

00:37:11.389 --> 00:37:13.289
part of the ship to close one of its docking

00:37:13.289 --> 00:37:15.769
ramps, I think. And he's just resourced to like,

00:37:15.869 --> 00:37:19.230
you will do as I say! Hitting the thing. And

00:37:19.230 --> 00:37:21.989
he does the classic cliche of just smack the

00:37:21.989 --> 00:37:24.789
console and then it goes, command accepted. Yeah,

00:37:24.949 --> 00:37:28.469
sometimes it's got to oi machine, do it. Do the

00:37:28.469 --> 00:37:32.329
thing. And masters of the forge are so good at

00:37:32.329 --> 00:37:34.670
this, they barely break a sweat. Sometimes not

00:37:34.670 --> 00:37:37.420
even talking in like... verbal cues they're like

00:37:37.420 --> 00:37:41.219
sending binaric commands to their machines talking

00:37:41.219 --> 00:37:44.179
in binary like zero one one zero zero zero zero

00:37:44.179 --> 00:37:48.460
like oh okay i'll do i'll do just that um and

00:37:48.460 --> 00:37:50.780
masters of the forge are so good at making stuff

00:37:50.780 --> 00:37:53.659
occasionally they make brand new like patterns

00:37:53.659 --> 00:37:56.860
of armored vehicle but that's pretty rare simply

00:37:56.860 --> 00:38:00.559
because they have no free time they have so much

00:38:00.559 --> 00:38:03.940
work to do Have you seen how many of the speed

00:38:03.940 --> 00:38:07.260
bikes have been broken in the last battle? We

00:38:07.260 --> 00:38:09.760
need to completely replace the drive shank. Oh,

00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:12.599
no. There's all these things I have to do. They're

00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:15.280
almost allowed to make new things on a technicality.

00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:19.719
I forgot about that. Yeah. They're like, I wish

00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:21.579
I had a vocation where I could actually have

00:38:21.579 --> 00:38:24.659
a weekend off. It's like, nope. You have one

00:38:24.659 --> 00:38:27.539
hour of sleep a day. Enjoy it every other day.

00:38:28.039 --> 00:38:30.280
Every other hour of the day you are working because,

00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:32.639
again, you are the dog's body of the chapter.

00:38:33.860 --> 00:38:36.739
They're also responsible for safeguarding the

00:38:36.739 --> 00:38:40.579
relics of the chapter in these big vaults. And

00:38:40.579 --> 00:38:45.019
the way that they treat their faith in the Omnissiah

00:38:45.019 --> 00:38:47.599
and the tenets of the Omnissiah is comparison

00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:50.940
-wise similar to the Ultramarines and the Codex

00:38:50.940 --> 00:38:54.460
Astartes, which we all know they love the Gilly

00:38:54.460 --> 00:38:59.329
Book. By the same token, the Tet Marines are

00:38:59.329 --> 00:39:02.150
just as vehement in their faith of the Omni -Sci.

00:39:02.230 --> 00:39:06.010
Even if they're not, like, overtly zealous, I

00:39:06.010 --> 00:39:09.050
suppose, they will nonetheless be, like, the

00:39:09.050 --> 00:39:11.230
literal definition of by the book. You do it

00:39:11.230 --> 00:39:13.730
this way because it's in the manual. It's these

00:39:13.730 --> 00:39:16.789
guys, you know. I'd say that one's a little more

00:39:16.789 --> 00:39:21.329
forgivable because, look, military tactics, that

00:39:21.329 --> 00:39:23.949
can be a fluid thing. What works on one guy won't

00:39:23.949 --> 00:39:27.360
work on another. There's only so many ways to

00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:31.019
wire up your house that won't cause an electrical

00:39:31.019 --> 00:39:34.519
fire. That one, it's good to follow the book.

00:39:35.019 --> 00:39:39.039
I'm going to put my word on that one. I don't

00:39:39.039 --> 00:39:41.659
want an artist hooking up my stove. Thank you

00:39:41.659 --> 00:39:46.960
very much. Yeah. I don't know. Would you ever

00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:49.139
accept a tech marine coming into your house to

00:39:49.139 --> 00:39:51.840
fix your boiler or something like that? How would

00:39:51.840 --> 00:39:54.679
you feel about that? Yeah. Wouldn't be worried

00:39:54.679 --> 00:39:56.980
about what they walk into your carpet. Oh, you've

00:39:56.980 --> 00:40:00.079
got oil on the carpet, mate. They certainly look

00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:03.260
the part. I mean, look, I would hopefully try

00:40:03.260 --> 00:40:06.260
and convince them, like, you know, take as little

00:40:06.260 --> 00:40:08.579
of the armor into my house as you need. I'm not

00:40:08.579 --> 00:40:11.440
sure if my floorboards are rated for, you know,

00:40:11.460 --> 00:40:15.599
power armor. But, like, you know, for their expertise,

00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:17.920
yeah, come on in. I'm sure they can make some

00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:21.019
stuff a little more efficient. Who do you reckon

00:40:21.019 --> 00:40:22.519
is heavier, a Master Chief or a Tech Marine?

00:40:23.070 --> 00:40:25.010
Just a lot of armor he's wearing. Probably the

00:40:25.010 --> 00:40:27.929
Tech Marine, just because the Tech Marine has

00:40:27.929 --> 00:40:30.889
extra bits on top. I think they're roughly the

00:40:30.889 --> 00:40:34.670
same weight. I think they're like Marines and

00:40:34.670 --> 00:40:38.289
Spartans. I feel like I've read Space Marines

00:40:38.289 --> 00:40:42.630
are also roughly 1 ,000 pounds. That's an easy

00:40:42.630 --> 00:40:44.809
baseline to just put on a piece of paper as an

00:40:44.809 --> 00:40:51.150
author. 1 ,000. If you add all the gubbins, it's

00:40:51.150 --> 00:40:53.590
like, well, that's... Now we're getting heavier.

00:40:56.030 --> 00:40:59.150
And other than that, it's then a case of just

00:40:59.150 --> 00:41:02.469
talking about some of the unique types of deck

00:41:02.469 --> 00:41:05.090
marines and a little bit more of some of their

00:41:05.090 --> 00:41:07.710
little unique traits. Should we do a couple more

00:41:07.710 --> 00:41:09.610
donations while we can? Yeah, that'd be good.

00:41:10.769 --> 00:41:13.510
Let's see. Starting us off. Do you want to read

00:41:13.510 --> 00:41:16.550
this one, Colin, as you were absent before? Oh,

00:41:16.550 --> 00:41:22.780
and it's for me. ArtZ3I8U, thank you for the

00:41:22.780 --> 00:41:26.719
five euros. A question for Colin. Do you think

00:41:26.719 --> 00:41:28.480
that Karl Franz and Gillum will get along? I

00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:31.820
personally think that they would. I think that

00:41:31.820 --> 00:41:36.679
that entirely depends on is Gillum enforcing

00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:41.019
the issue of the Imperium onto Karl Franz. I

00:41:41.019 --> 00:41:43.500
think in a vacuum, they'd probably be pretty

00:41:43.500 --> 00:41:48.719
chill. You know, they're both the reasonable

00:41:48.719 --> 00:41:53.460
leader guy. What about the elect accounts and

00:41:53.460 --> 00:41:56.280
Gilliman? Would they get along? I think that

00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:59.039
they would make Carl Franz and Gilliman get along

00:41:59.039 --> 00:42:01.780
because of how fucking insufferable they are.

00:42:03.139 --> 00:42:05.760
You know, it'd be the same for like, I don't

00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:07.760
know, the High Lords of Terra. They'd also make

00:42:07.760 --> 00:42:11.219
the two get along better because, God, you wish

00:42:11.219 --> 00:42:13.440
you could just beat them to death, but you usually

00:42:13.440 --> 00:42:20.050
can't do that. Do you want to read this one?

00:42:20.110 --> 00:42:24.989
Sure. Another five euros. Thank you, Sir Chomsky.

00:42:25.489 --> 00:42:27.929
Small question for you all. Did the Moirai Schism

00:42:27.929 --> 00:42:29.769
of Mars affect the recruitment teachings for

00:42:29.769 --> 00:42:32.449
the Tech Marines? Also imagining White Scar Tech

00:42:32.449 --> 00:42:35.469
Marine is fun. I believe I can actually answer

00:42:35.469 --> 00:42:38.190
this one for once because I vaguely talked about

00:42:38.190 --> 00:42:41.409
this. I don't believe it affected recruitment

00:42:41.409 --> 00:42:45.789
because that's the kind of like... Whatever side

00:42:45.789 --> 00:42:49.349
of beliefs you fall on, you need them either

00:42:49.349 --> 00:42:53.690
way. And from my understanding, that was largely

00:42:53.690 --> 00:42:56.630
limited to in terms of affecting the internals

00:42:56.630 --> 00:42:59.070
of a chapter. That was mostly limited to the

00:42:59.070 --> 00:43:01.530
Iron Hands, because they're the tech chapter.

00:43:02.130 --> 00:43:04.690
It definitely would have affected their teachings,

00:43:04.769 --> 00:43:07.769
though. And I believe, was it the Sons of Medusa

00:43:07.769 --> 00:43:10.110
that was the exiled chapter after the Moirai

00:43:10.110 --> 00:43:12.389
Schism? Yeah, they were the ones who went a bit...

00:43:12.619 --> 00:43:14.599
great well not great the zap marines are like

00:43:14.599 --> 00:43:20.000
ah heretic right no no i'm a good boy which is

00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:23.320
funny enough the iron hands like that was a pretty

00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:26.420
peaceful resolution because they just like okay

00:43:26.420 --> 00:43:29.519
if you believe this wacky nonsense you go over

00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:32.800
there and that was kind of the end of the matter

00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:34.780
for the iron hands and then the mechanic has

00:43:34.780 --> 00:43:40.650
got 1000 year long civil war So it absolutely

00:43:40.650 --> 00:43:45.269
did affect teachings. It's just for, it presumably

00:43:45.269 --> 00:43:49.190
would have affected other chapters, but the other

00:43:49.190 --> 00:43:51.610
chapters, they already view the tech Marines

00:43:51.610 --> 00:43:53.469
as a little bit weird for being all, you know,

00:43:53.469 --> 00:43:57.269
into the tech stuff. So I don't think they would

00:43:57.269 --> 00:43:59.369
have much cared what they were saying differently.

00:43:59.449 --> 00:44:01.719
They were just, you know. That's cool, Steve.

00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:05.000
Please go work on the Land Raider again. Whereas

00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:08.179
the Iron Hands, yes, there was some subschisming.

00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:10.820
It's peaceful for once for the Iron Hands, but

00:44:10.820 --> 00:44:15.679
there was some problems for them. Yeah, and then

00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:19.460
there was the recent findings of the original

00:44:19.460 --> 00:44:23.639
Steel Brethren pamphlet, which has now been confirmed

00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:25.920
about their stuff, which is cool. Steel Confessors.

00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:30.719
I just told you. All of the Moirai schism lore

00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:36.619
there is. Yep. Enjoy. We got one from Spooky

00:44:36.619 --> 00:44:38.920
Kabuki if you want to do that real quick. Thank

00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:42.280
you, Spooky Kabuki, the goat. Sigma event tomorrow,

00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:46.739
right when the WoW expat drops. Cheers. Shout

00:44:46.739 --> 00:44:49.300
out to you, brave soldier, still playing World

00:44:49.300 --> 00:44:54.760
of Warcraft. I know a guy who still does. I don't

00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:58.219
get it. I guess, to be fair, I also just don't

00:44:58.219 --> 00:45:01.880
like MMOs. I even tried... There's fan servers

00:45:01.880 --> 00:45:05.320
for that old Warhammer Fantasy MMO. I even tried...

00:45:05.320 --> 00:45:08.679
The keys jangling, they're just for me. These

00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:10.820
are the keys designed to make me happy. Couldn't

00:45:10.820 --> 00:45:15.719
do it. I just don't like MMOs. I like MMOs. I

00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:17.880
don't have time to play them anymore. And also,

00:45:17.940 --> 00:45:20.480
I don't like the WoW gameplay of mashing one

00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:23.429
over and over and over again. I much prefer mashing

00:45:23.429 --> 00:45:25.309
my mouse button. I don't know why it's different,

00:45:25.429 --> 00:45:29.230
but it is. Play EVE Online. Play EVE Online.

00:45:29.769 --> 00:45:33.730
It's probably similar to DDO. No, no, no. It's

00:45:33.730 --> 00:45:39.909
a job. Oh, it's a space game. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

00:45:40.309 --> 00:45:42.849
I need Spooky Kabuki to coach me in Warhammer

00:45:42.849 --> 00:45:47.230
before I go on my trip. We need to play in more

00:45:47.230 --> 00:45:52.000
Warhammer. We need to play in more Almore. I

00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:54.780
was building terrain yesterday with Alex, and

00:45:54.780 --> 00:45:58.059
I was like, oh, this is very tedious components.

00:45:58.280 --> 00:46:00.500
Like, here's this tiny bit of a wall. Put this

00:46:00.500 --> 00:46:04.380
on this other bit of a wall. Okay. This guy hates

00:46:04.380 --> 00:46:08.159
Lego. No, but I was like, I'll pick this box

00:46:08.159 --> 00:46:10.619
because it's the smallest. Therefore, the construction

00:46:10.619 --> 00:46:13.199
should be the easiest. Then there's me with the

00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:15.719
most difficult stuff to construct. It was a pain.

00:46:18.920 --> 00:46:24.260
but getting back to it uh so there are there's

00:46:24.260 --> 00:46:26.179
there's not all that much left to talk about

00:46:26.179 --> 00:46:28.840
tech marines because they are like very concise

00:46:28.840 --> 00:46:34.000
very like not simple but like there's only so

00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:35.380
much you can talk about a tech marine when their

00:46:35.380 --> 00:46:38.559
whole gimmick is like oh they're they're the

00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:41.039
mechanics of the tech of the space marines they

00:46:41.039 --> 00:46:46.099
fix that a ting they fix the ting um And unfortunately,

00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:50.559
I can't think of any particularly notable books

00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:53.780
where they're the focus. You've got the Iron

00:46:53.780 --> 00:46:58.639
Hands books with David Geimer and the Iron Hands

00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:01.460
book called Iron Hands about an Iron Hand chaplain.

00:47:02.739 --> 00:47:05.300
And in that one, he's called a chaplain. And

00:47:05.300 --> 00:47:06.900
I think it was before they combined chaplain

00:47:06.900 --> 00:47:09.300
and Tet Marine into an Iron Father specifically.

00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:14.400
So it's like an old book. But, you know, it would

00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:16.900
be nice if we saw like a tech marine centric

00:47:16.900 --> 00:47:20.400
book in modern 40K books. We'll have to wait

00:47:20.400 --> 00:47:23.500
and see. But until then, I can tell you about

00:47:23.500 --> 00:47:26.079
some weirdy, even weirder tech marines that are

00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:28.260
unique to certain chapters. We do like weirdies.

00:47:28.820 --> 00:47:31.679
Yeah. Well, first amongst them is Grey Knight's

00:47:31.679 --> 00:47:34.989
tech marines. Grey Knights got to have a tech

00:47:34.989 --> 00:47:37.150
marine just like everyone else. These guys just

00:47:37.150 --> 00:47:39.010
wear silver armor like everyone else. And remember,

00:47:39.170 --> 00:47:42.630
they're also psychers. So a psycher tech marine

00:47:42.630 --> 00:47:45.530
is pretty nuts. You got the best of both worlds.

00:47:45.530 --> 00:47:51.269
Gun and magic gun. Gun, magic gun, gun. To be

00:47:51.269 --> 00:47:54.449
a tech marine for the Grey Knights means you

00:47:54.449 --> 00:47:58.469
have to be a particularly skilled one. If a Grey

00:47:58.469 --> 00:48:01.570
Knight recruitment is one in a billion or whatever

00:48:01.570 --> 00:48:04.590
it is, then a tech marine... Grey Knight is probably

00:48:04.590 --> 00:48:09.250
1 in 10 billion. Yeah, because it's like you've

00:48:09.250 --> 00:48:10.650
got to be good at tech as well. You've got to

00:48:10.650 --> 00:48:13.070
be able to reset the Wi -Fi occasionally. And

00:48:13.070 --> 00:48:22.530
magic? That was tricky. But they don't use any

00:48:22.530 --> 00:48:24.269
red armor. They just use the silver like everyone

00:48:24.269 --> 00:48:29.670
else. And yeah, again, there's very little about

00:48:29.670 --> 00:48:33.889
them. We just know that they exist. Cool. briefly

00:48:33.889 --> 00:48:37.809
pointed on it before that um iron hands are probably

00:48:37.809 --> 00:48:41.489
the most notable uh tech marine enjoyers in the

00:48:41.489 --> 00:48:45.349
setting because they are the the what's the word

00:48:45.349 --> 00:48:49.550
like um love technology tech technophiles they're

00:48:49.550 --> 00:48:52.869
technophiles they are like the technophile chapter

00:48:52.869 --> 00:48:56.710
slash legion and they combine their chaplains

00:48:56.710 --> 00:48:59.949
and tech marines into iron fathers who run the

00:48:59.949 --> 00:49:03.010
council of iron which is a an electoral body

00:49:03.010 --> 00:49:06.610
of like the most big bollocks, most respected

00:49:06.610 --> 00:49:09.349
iron hands there is in the chapter. Ooh, dog.

00:49:09.630 --> 00:49:14.429
And the weird gimmick about them is they don't

00:49:14.429 --> 00:49:17.050
have a chapter master exactly. They have a war

00:49:17.050 --> 00:49:21.349
leader. And so after every single campaign, they

00:49:21.349 --> 00:49:24.650
all convene and they reelect or elect a new war

00:49:24.650 --> 00:49:26.989
leader. So Cardan Stronos, who's the main guy

00:49:26.989 --> 00:49:29.650
in charge, has been reelected for the last 200

00:49:29.650 --> 00:49:33.480
years without stop. So he's got a pretty good

00:49:33.480 --> 00:49:37.539
track record. And yeah, they're, they're, they're

00:49:37.539 --> 00:49:39.000
probably like whenever people think of like tech

00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:41.360
Marines, they think of iron hands because again,

00:49:41.460 --> 00:49:43.760
they get special treatment from the, the adepts

00:49:43.760 --> 00:49:46.780
of Mars. They already love technology as it is.

00:49:46.860 --> 00:49:48.579
They venerate dreadnoughts. It's like the, the

00:49:48.579 --> 00:49:50.800
pinnacle of where someone can be. So a lot of

00:49:50.800 --> 00:49:52.719
iron fathers, which are therefore tech Marines

00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:56.300
also become tech Marine dreadnoughts. And there's

00:49:56.300 --> 00:49:59.659
also a fun dreadnought in. the Uriel Ventress

00:49:59.659 --> 00:50:02.760
books, who's an ultramarine techmarine, and he

00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:04.639
does get turned into a dreadnought, and he has

00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:08.239
a massive hammer on his arm, and he has, like,

00:50:08.260 --> 00:50:11.559
a big forge bespoke made for him so he can continue

00:50:11.559 --> 00:50:14.519
making stuff as a dreadnought. I'm like, oh,

00:50:14.539 --> 00:50:17.940
look, it was, like, little... I say little. Just

00:50:17.940 --> 00:50:22.139
say... Does he have, like, little, like, uh...

00:50:23.109 --> 00:50:25.449
like hammers that he just has to be really careful

00:50:25.449 --> 00:50:27.610
or is he just making like land raiders and stuff

00:50:27.610 --> 00:50:31.329
exclusively well i know he makes the um because

00:50:31.329 --> 00:50:33.210
you know uh pisanius is the one who gets the

00:50:33.210 --> 00:50:36.769
necrodermic arm and then honsu cuts off the arm

00:50:36.769 --> 00:50:39.530
takes it for himself uh this tech marine is the

00:50:39.530 --> 00:50:42.769
guy who makes the the replacement for pisanius

00:50:42.769 --> 00:50:47.969
and um he's like he's like i better not tell

00:50:47.969 --> 00:50:50.690
the tech marine that i've been like making little

00:50:50.690 --> 00:50:52.630
etchings and stuff inside of it because he'll

00:50:52.630 --> 00:50:54.789
be really pissed off if i've like besmirched

00:50:54.789 --> 00:50:56.630
his craftsmanship with things for me to like

00:50:56.630 --> 00:50:59.570
remember as penance like yeah don't don't let

00:50:59.570 --> 00:51:00.769
him know that you've been tinkering with his

00:51:00.769 --> 00:51:04.530
stuff i guess i guess he can't even for being

00:51:04.530 --> 00:51:06.730
a drum nut though i guess he can make small stuff

00:51:06.730 --> 00:51:08.889
then i mean at least as small as like an arm

00:51:08.889 --> 00:51:11.690
which yeah you know finger digits and stuff you

00:51:11.690 --> 00:51:13.469
know you wouldn't think that's too small but

00:51:13.469 --> 00:51:16.769
if you're this if you're the size of a a truck

00:51:16.769 --> 00:51:21.920
that's pretty that's pretty precise such as so

00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:24.519
i have a suspicion that he wouldn't last very

00:51:24.519 --> 00:51:27.159
long in the setting because there's that whole

00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:28.940
thing of the longer that a dreadnought is awake

00:51:28.940 --> 00:51:33.199
the more crazy they get so i'm like surely with

00:51:33.199 --> 00:51:36.380
the workload of a tech marine maybe it's like

00:51:36.380 --> 00:51:39.159
a cancelling out thing where the monotony of

00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:42.199
what he has to do day to day keeps him going,

00:51:42.260 --> 00:51:44.480
or maybe he's burning the candle at both ends

00:51:44.480 --> 00:51:46.679
and he won't be around much longer. I don't know

00:51:46.679 --> 00:51:48.920
how dreadnoughts, when the tech marines work,

00:51:49.199 --> 00:51:52.300
you'd have to ask a dreadnought, but I'd assume

00:51:52.300 --> 00:51:55.980
it would be either a boon or a bust. I'm not

00:51:55.980 --> 00:51:59.059
sure exactly which. It either keeps him so focused

00:51:59.059 --> 00:52:02.880
or he's made the thousandth mechadendroid of

00:52:02.880 --> 00:52:05.940
the day and he's about to go mad. Yeah. Brother

00:52:05.940 --> 00:52:08.800
Harkus, that's his name. Well done, Patrick,

00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:11.650
in the chat. and um yeah you mentioned them before

00:52:11.650 --> 00:52:14.050
colin there are the sons of medusa they have

00:52:14.050 --> 00:52:15.710
a unique term for their tech marines which they

00:52:15.710 --> 00:52:21.210
call forge rights and they form the chamber ferrum

00:52:21.210 --> 00:52:26.030
which is their own bespoke like i guess equivalent

00:52:26.030 --> 00:52:28.369
of like derivative of the iron council because

00:52:28.369 --> 00:52:30.929
bear in mind the sons of medusa were iron hands

00:52:30.929 --> 00:52:35.010
who defected to the moray moray creed moray creed

00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:38.079
So they were originally Ironhands and then that's

00:52:38.079 --> 00:52:40.860
the Ironhands chapter, not Legion. And then they

00:52:40.860 --> 00:52:43.519
went, we believe actually in this stuff, split

00:52:43.519 --> 00:52:46.300
off, did their own thing. They also have a unique

00:52:46.300 --> 00:52:49.539
thing as a chapter where they have three clans.

00:52:49.940 --> 00:52:53.179
Whereas, you know, Ironhands have 10 for 10 companies.

00:52:53.920 --> 00:52:56.320
Sons of Medusa have three and their logo color

00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:59.659
scheme changes on. I think it's white on black,

00:52:59.800 --> 00:53:02.079
silver on black and silver and white or something

00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:03.559
like that. But there's three different color

00:53:03.559 --> 00:53:05.920
schemes depending on which clan they're in. And

00:53:05.920 --> 00:53:09.199
yeah, that's like a fun little thing. I can't

00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:11.880
wait for Astartes 2. I want to see them in the

00:53:11.880 --> 00:53:15.820
tonk going kaboom. Because when did that come

00:53:15.820 --> 00:53:18.739
out? Three years ago? Oh God, admit it. It's

00:53:18.739 --> 00:53:22.800
been a minute. Astartes 2 will come out when

00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:26.139
the Warhammer TV show comes out. Never. Yeah.

00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:31.559
We'll see. Oh, and here's I know this is you

00:53:31.559 --> 00:53:33.579
two guys. This is your favorite chapter. Let's

00:53:33.579 --> 00:53:36.159
talk about space wolves. I love space wolves.

00:53:36.659 --> 00:53:42.099
I love them. I love space wolves. So the space

00:53:42.099 --> 00:53:43.980
wolves, because of course they do, don't use

00:53:43.980 --> 00:53:47.840
tech marines in the established sense. They have

00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:52.159
iron priests instead. And they do send them to

00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:55.139
Mars, but they also, before they send them to

00:53:55.139 --> 00:53:59.280
Mars, go on pilgrimages to find the gods of iron

00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:02.119
of Fenris, which live beneath the boiling sea

00:54:02.119 --> 00:54:05.599
near the Isles of Iron, where the iron wolf is

00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:09.820
said to sleep below the depths. You made it this

00:54:09.820 --> 00:54:14.059
far. Made it this far. He's not going to say

00:54:14.059 --> 00:54:18.099
the word wolf. There it is. It's still cool.

00:54:18.440 --> 00:54:22.639
It's still cool. the collins broke his camera

00:54:22.639 --> 00:54:28.320
frustration i'm angry i love you space wolves

00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:32.880
um and yeah these guys are very much like ah

00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:35.599
we'll we'll learn the ways of the data to mars

00:54:35.599 --> 00:54:39.239
but no it's not real tech marine we we learn

00:54:39.239 --> 00:54:41.400
from vendors vendors is where we learn how to

00:54:41.400 --> 00:54:44.699
be a tech marine properly not real not real psychers

00:54:44.699 --> 00:54:49.800
we're we're different we have uh And to be fair

00:54:49.800 --> 00:54:52.380
to them, they are able to craft unique weapons

00:54:52.380 --> 00:54:54.719
called Tempest Hammers and Hellfrost Weaponry.

00:54:55.079 --> 00:55:00.000
And there is a particularly dwarf archetype disgruntled

00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:03.760
tech marine in the Death Watch called Greybeard,

00:55:03.820 --> 00:55:06.579
I believe it is. And he's just like... None of

00:55:06.579 --> 00:55:08.360
the other Death Watch members are like, oh, he's

00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:10.579
one of those weirdos from... Not just a weirdo

00:55:10.579 --> 00:55:12.139
from the Space Wolves, but a tech marine from

00:55:12.139 --> 00:55:14.719
them as well. Oh, God. And yet they're also like...

00:55:14.719 --> 00:55:17.699
Yeah, but at the same time, they're also like...

00:55:20.139 --> 00:55:23.719
I broke my sword could you help me please and

00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:25.159
then they get it back and they're like oh this

00:55:25.159 --> 00:55:27.019
is actually really like what did you do to this

00:55:27.019 --> 00:55:29.260
this is amazing like he knows his stuff somehow

00:55:29.260 --> 00:55:33.260
um and yeah they are they are um I I guess the

00:55:33.260 --> 00:55:35.659
the silver lining for them as well is that they're

00:55:35.659 --> 00:55:38.840
not as outcast as other tech marines because

00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:42.179
they are like ah we're sons of Fenris we we adhere

00:55:42.179 --> 00:55:44.800
to what everyone adheres to in our chapter so

00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:49.400
there's less estrangement and uh yeah iron priests

00:55:49.929 --> 00:55:53.469
Star Phantoms, they have a unique branch called

00:55:53.469 --> 00:55:55.550
the Brother Adepts, who are their Tet Marines.

00:55:55.869 --> 00:55:58.670
Weird name for a Tet Marine. And they love plasma

00:55:58.670 --> 00:56:01.070
weapons and combi weapons. That's about all we

00:56:01.070 --> 00:56:05.349
know. Emperor's Spears have Druids, not to be

00:56:05.349 --> 00:56:07.429
confused with their apothecaries who are called

00:56:07.429 --> 00:56:09.809
Druids, not to be confused with their librarians

00:56:09.809 --> 00:56:12.829
who are called Druids, or their chaplains who

00:56:12.829 --> 00:56:17.530
are called Druids. It's like weird boys. They

00:56:17.530 --> 00:56:20.510
really did not try very hard here, did they?

00:56:21.150 --> 00:56:25.550
Nope. Nope. And they wear black armor and they

00:56:25.550 --> 00:56:29.309
are, quote, wholly teched up. So that's the Empress

00:56:29.309 --> 00:56:32.630
Spears tech marines. And as we mentioned very

00:56:32.630 --> 00:56:34.610
briefly at the beginning, traitor tech marines

00:56:34.610 --> 00:56:37.710
are called Warpsmiths. And these guys are naughty

00:56:37.710 --> 00:56:41.130
boys. And they usually... They usually have a

00:56:41.130 --> 00:56:43.010
lot of mechadendrites spilling out of their back

00:56:43.010 --> 00:56:45.750
like Dr. Octopus. Like, what if we made Dr. Octopus

00:56:45.750 --> 00:56:51.769
and Satan have a baby? And yeah, pretty nasty

00:56:51.769 --> 00:56:55.690
boys. They tend to have alliances with the Dark

00:56:55.690 --> 00:56:58.230
Mechanicum because they like to make demon engines

00:56:58.230 --> 00:57:01.590
such as Mauler Fiends, Forge Fiends, and even

00:57:01.590 --> 00:57:05.869
Helldrakes and other nasty, big, shiny beast

00:57:05.869 --> 00:57:09.000
creatures which are like the infusing of... demons,

00:57:09.000 --> 00:57:15.940
and metal. And they just love the game. They're

00:57:15.940 --> 00:57:17.480
in for the love of the game. I just want to make

00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:21.820
some weird stuff. I just want to make some crazy

00:57:21.820 --> 00:57:24.559
things and see what happens. So they're entirely

00:57:24.559 --> 00:57:29.039
driven with, let's just put flesh, iron, and

00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:32.039
demons together into a baby. And the baby is

00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:35.639
Angi. And they like to torture machine spirits

00:57:35.639 --> 00:57:38.119
for fun. so that they can submit them to their

00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:45.280
will. They're just dicks. Anytime they're in

00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:47.480
any of the books I've read, they're just dicks.

00:57:48.019 --> 00:57:51.380
Like, what was the one? There was one where there

00:57:51.380 --> 00:57:55.000
was a character. I was in the Uftak book, and

00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:58.239
the mechanic I'm trying to defend from the orcs,

00:57:58.260 --> 00:58:00.579
and there's just, like, orcs within the mix.

00:58:00.599 --> 00:58:01.900
It's like, I'm just going to try and summon a

00:58:01.900 --> 00:58:04.480
demon and put him in the, like... core of the

00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:07.280
forge world for fun like okay you do that why

00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:10.599
not um and they're always a bit kind of a machiavellian

00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:15.159
and and um waxing lyrical mustache swirling and

00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:19.719
they're fun what uh what smiths are fun and they're

00:58:19.719 --> 00:58:23.119
pretty cool to look at like these again like

00:58:23.119 --> 00:58:26.659
metal guys with lots of extra arms that look

00:58:26.659 --> 00:58:29.820
menacing and torture robots for fun and then

00:58:29.820 --> 00:58:33.059
make those robots into worse robots like terminators

00:58:33.059 --> 00:58:36.000
like cool nice lovely fellas what lovely fellas

00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:40.440
um and yeah so to combat against this uh this

00:58:40.440 --> 00:58:42.400
is the inherent risk of a tech marine getting

00:58:42.400 --> 00:58:45.579
a bit too lost in the source of uh creating stuff

00:58:45.579 --> 00:58:50.800
and and innovating oh can't innovate um so they

00:58:50.800 --> 00:58:56.340
are kind of held in check by their many uh doctrines

00:58:56.340 --> 00:58:59.300
of blasphemy and not not listening to your machine

00:58:59.300 --> 00:59:05.900
spirits not You never want to be aggressive and

00:59:05.900 --> 00:59:09.519
try to bend a machine spirit to your will. You

00:59:09.519 --> 00:59:11.639
want to coax it and convince it and be its friend.

00:59:12.139 --> 00:59:15.460
You don't want to let your bolter get grubby.

00:59:15.639 --> 00:59:17.639
You want to clean all its parts, disassemble

00:59:17.639 --> 00:59:21.000
it, reassemble it. Make sure your arm is clean.

00:59:21.079 --> 00:59:22.800
Make sure that everything's tidy and orderly

00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:24.719
and where it should be. That's the mantra of

00:59:24.719 --> 00:59:26.599
the tech marine. You've heard it in your first

00:59:26.599 --> 00:59:29.659
chat. Don't let your bolter get grubby. No, don't

00:59:29.659 --> 00:59:31.719
let it get grubby. I don't want to see any muck

00:59:31.719 --> 00:59:35.139
in your bolter. Although I do like in Master

00:59:35.139 --> 00:59:37.639
of Mankind where it talks about how the Emperor

00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:39.579
chose the bolter not because it was the most

00:59:39.579 --> 00:59:42.300
effective weapon or sophisticated weapon. This

00:59:42.300 --> 00:59:45.440
is just how you can make brutality very simply.

00:59:45.860 --> 00:59:49.179
It doesn't fail or jam very often. It's extremely

00:59:49.179 --> 00:59:53.940
overpowered. And it's scary. It's easy to mass

00:59:53.940 --> 00:59:56.980
produce and it works. Grenade, go in, shoot,

00:59:57.119 --> 01:00:00.780
go boom. easy like don't have to have any gauss

01:00:00.780 --> 01:00:04.820
weaponry or plasma or it's like no big boom go

01:00:04.820 --> 01:00:10.360
that way done cool um and yes and and so the

01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:12.500
the same way that a chaplain looks after the

01:00:12.500 --> 01:00:15.019
spiritual health of a chapter and the apothecaries

01:00:15.019 --> 01:00:17.519
look after the mental uh the physical well -being

01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:22.719
the tech greens are like the the orderly like

01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:26.010
like make sure everything is tidy and that your

01:00:26.010 --> 01:00:29.989
martial abilities aren't going to be impeded

01:00:29.989 --> 01:00:33.789
by your own laziness or lack of discipline. And

01:00:33.789 --> 01:00:36.690
these guys are also the guys responsible for

01:00:36.690 --> 01:00:38.389
telling their chapter master when supplies are

01:00:38.389 --> 01:00:42.730
running low. Kalgar. Just to let you know, we

01:00:42.730 --> 01:00:45.909
need like 15 ,000 crates of bolters. We need

01:00:45.909 --> 01:00:48.750
this much promethium for the flamers. We need

01:00:48.750 --> 01:00:50.809
some new tank treads for the rhinos. We need

01:00:50.809 --> 01:00:54.469
this. We need that. We need that. Oh, for God's

01:00:54.469 --> 01:00:57.030
sake. Oh, my God. The shopping list is ridiculous.

01:00:59.150 --> 01:01:02.050
As such, Tech Marines, again, when the chapter

01:01:02.050 --> 01:01:04.010
is at full strength, they're very rarely on the

01:01:04.010 --> 01:01:07.489
front lines. There's always a reserve of them

01:01:07.489 --> 01:01:11.809
on their flagship chapter, like Fortress Monastery,

01:01:11.809 --> 01:01:15.030
somewhere in the back rooms, toiling away, fixing

01:01:15.030 --> 01:01:18.429
things, modifying things, all that good stuff.

01:01:20.130 --> 01:01:23.289
And I cannot stress how much work these guys

01:01:23.289 --> 01:01:26.190
have to do, because even though they do have

01:01:26.190 --> 01:01:29.420
labor frauds that they usually name like... alpha

01:01:29.420 --> 01:01:31.599
beta charlie sigma whatever they gave him like

01:01:31.599 --> 01:01:36.920
designations um they can like these guys are

01:01:36.920 --> 01:01:39.639
lobotomized they can only do simple tasks tech

01:01:39.639 --> 01:01:41.260
marine's gonna do a lot of sophisticated weird

01:01:41.260 --> 01:01:44.840
stuff and praying to his to his um his microwave

01:01:44.840 --> 01:01:51.440
etc my labor thrall my stupid labor thrall and

01:01:51.440 --> 01:01:53.980
um They're also the guys responsible for waking

01:01:53.980 --> 01:01:56.059
up dreadnoughts, which is a pain in the ass because

01:01:56.059 --> 01:01:57.880
I don't know if you've ever tried to wake up

01:01:57.880 --> 01:02:00.139
someone who's been asleep for 100 years. They

01:02:00.139 --> 01:02:03.380
don't want to get up. I have difficulty waking

01:02:03.380 --> 01:02:06.800
up in the afternoon, let alone the morning. Dreadnoughts

01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:08.900
are worse than me. Yeah, that's saying something.

01:02:09.539 --> 01:02:14.699
The only other weird gimmick about the tech marines

01:02:14.699 --> 01:02:16.539
is that when they get sent to the death watch,

01:02:16.800 --> 01:02:18.739
they're not usually sent when they're a senior

01:02:18.739 --> 01:02:22.179
tech marine. they're sent when they're kind of

01:02:22.179 --> 01:02:25.139
a junior rank a bit of a novice and this is possibly

01:02:25.139 --> 01:02:27.119
because as you become a better tech marine you

01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:29.539
become more dogmatic and entrenched in the tried

01:02:29.539 --> 01:02:31.960
and true and you know this is how things work

01:02:31.960 --> 01:02:35.280
therefore that's the only way to do it uh but

01:02:35.280 --> 01:02:37.880
also there's an element of probably oh we don't

01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:39.840
want the really skilled tech marine of our chapter

01:02:39.840 --> 01:02:41.280
going to the death watch where he'll probably

01:02:41.280 --> 01:02:43.619
die let's send one of the junior ones instead

01:02:43.619 --> 01:02:47.639
so we can uphold our oaths and not lose a valuable

01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:50.809
member of the team And also maybe because, you

01:02:50.809 --> 01:02:55.130
know, Watch Fortresses, they're going to entice

01:02:55.130 --> 01:02:57.329
tech marines with, hey, we've got some weird

01:02:57.329 --> 01:03:01.670
alien shit in the back. Really? Okay. Because

01:03:01.670 --> 01:03:03.630
they have vaults full of, like, weird Necron

01:03:03.630 --> 01:03:07.369
stuff, Eldar stuff. Hey, can you figure out how

01:03:07.369 --> 01:03:10.909
this, like, orc, like, slugger works? Oh, I'll

01:03:10.909 --> 01:03:13.050
give it a bash. It shouldn't work. It's working.

01:03:13.090 --> 01:03:17.039
Figure it out. I don't know. And so some tech

01:03:17.039 --> 01:03:21.460
marines revel in the chance to be part of the

01:03:21.460 --> 01:03:23.440
Death Watch. They're only sent on kill teams

01:03:23.440 --> 01:03:25.380
if there's, like, a particularly impressive,

01:03:25.659 --> 01:03:27.900
like, relic that they need to recover without

01:03:27.900 --> 01:03:29.719
damaging. So they're like, right, you boys, I'm

01:03:29.719 --> 01:03:31.539
going to come with you so you don't break it.

01:03:31.679 --> 01:03:33.960
It's just, you know, I know what you're like,

01:03:34.219 --> 01:03:38.059
Gunter, with your heavy storm bolter, breaking

01:03:38.059 --> 01:03:40.539
all my stuff. I saw what you did to the latrine

01:03:40.539 --> 01:03:43.579
the other day. And it's like, yeah, so. You got

01:03:43.579 --> 01:03:47.650
to go. You got to go. And yeah, like tech Marines

01:03:47.650 --> 01:03:49.590
are, there's not much else to talk about. They're

01:03:49.590 --> 01:03:52.849
just like, yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're

01:03:52.849 --> 01:03:54.730
on the spectrum of when they're younger, they're

01:03:54.730 --> 01:03:57.389
on the spectrum. All right. Oh yeah. Well, they

01:03:57.389 --> 01:03:58.889
want to be like, I want to learn about these

01:03:58.889 --> 01:04:01.309
cool technologies and I want to broaden my horizons

01:04:01.309 --> 01:04:02.909
and innovate. And then it's like, as you get

01:04:02.909 --> 01:04:05.730
older, like, no, that's, that's blasphemy. No,

01:04:05.809 --> 01:04:07.869
it's I've, I've become, I'm in my conservative

01:04:07.869 --> 01:04:10.809
years. Now I'm going to just be like, not having

01:04:10.809 --> 01:04:12.949
any of this, none of these liberal ideas. I just

01:04:12.949 --> 01:04:15.699
want to. A bolter is a bolter, and it should

01:04:15.699 --> 01:04:17.840
be a bolter, as intended by the God Emperor,

01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:21.800
said Tech Marine of a thousand years of service.

01:04:22.940 --> 01:04:24.940
And with that said, that's pretty much all I've

01:04:24.940 --> 01:04:27.039
got on the Tech Marines. Do you guys have anything

01:04:27.039 --> 01:04:31.280
else you'd like to add? I've read one Horus Heresy

01:04:31.280 --> 01:04:34.880
book like ten years ago where I feel like one

01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:38.099
of the main characters was a Tech Marine. Was

01:04:38.099 --> 01:04:43.699
that the Raven Guard one? Clayde? Probably. i

01:04:43.699 --> 01:04:45.519
don't know they come out of a there's a scene

01:04:45.519 --> 01:04:47.400
where they come out of a drop pod and that's

01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:49.880
for some reason that's what i'm remembering the

01:04:49.880 --> 01:04:53.679
most right now i don't know i know um he's called

01:04:53.679 --> 01:04:55.920
the carrion and he's on mars when the heresy

01:04:55.920 --> 01:04:58.900
happens and there's also a iron warriors guy

01:04:58.900 --> 01:05:01.679
called scaramanca i think it is it's like oh

01:05:01.679 --> 01:05:04.000
and then he goes all like gribbly wibbly chaosy

01:05:04.000 --> 01:05:07.320
um and yes the carrion is quite interesting but

01:05:07.320 --> 01:05:09.119
again it's also like oh you're a raven guard

01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:13.059
tech marine That sounds depressing. What if you

01:05:13.059 --> 01:05:15.519
were the outcast amongst the biggest outcasts

01:05:15.519 --> 01:05:17.719
in all the chapters? Okay, you've got it pretty

01:05:17.719 --> 01:05:22.039
rough, dude. Again, Iron Hand's books are good

01:05:22.039 --> 01:05:24.619
fun in that regard. There is one in a few of

01:05:24.619 --> 01:05:27.219
the Uriel Ventress books. There's one in the

01:05:27.219 --> 01:05:29.940
Hell's Reach book, Gerizion. But other than that,

01:05:29.980 --> 01:05:33.719
they are usually very, very minor characters

01:05:33.719 --> 01:05:37.360
in the setting, like the Dark Angels comics.

01:05:38.059 --> 01:05:40.539
There's one who's just like in a few panels and

01:05:40.539 --> 01:05:43.619
he basically arrives. Then he detonates a craft

01:05:43.619 --> 01:05:46.039
world to destroy some Necrons. And that's all

01:05:46.039 --> 01:05:49.380
he does. There goes that guy. He just does that,

01:05:49.420 --> 01:05:51.880
does he? He just pulls that one out of his ass.

01:05:52.199 --> 01:05:55.699
It's a crash. So it's like a long crashed craft

01:05:55.699 --> 01:05:57.199
world. And the Harlequins are like, we're going

01:05:57.199 --> 01:05:59.000
to nick all the good stuff before it's like,

01:05:59.099 --> 01:06:01.219
we're going to release the Necrons to attack

01:06:01.219 --> 01:06:04.119
the Dark Angels. And then I guess that's a little

01:06:04.119 --> 01:06:07.460
more forgivable. And then I can just overload

01:06:07.460 --> 01:06:11.960
its engines. Yeah. And yeah, there's not all

01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:14.239
that much to them. I wish there was more. Occasionally

01:06:14.239 --> 01:06:18.300
we get like quite a lot of chaplain focused books.

01:06:18.500 --> 01:06:21.219
Like there's the Caridon's one. There's the one

01:06:21.219 --> 01:06:23.440
about the flesh terror. There's a bunch of them.

01:06:23.480 --> 01:06:24.739
And it's like, I wish there was more with just

01:06:24.739 --> 01:06:26.840
a tech Marine as the main character. Cause that'd

01:06:26.840 --> 01:06:29.960
be fun. Cause you could explore that solace that,

01:06:30.039 --> 01:06:33.880
that kind of. not necessarily mistreatment, but

01:06:33.880 --> 01:06:35.460
maybe mistreatment by the rest of his chapter

01:06:35.460 --> 01:06:38.559
or just his isolation from them. You can do some

01:06:38.559 --> 01:06:42.679
fun stuff with that. But, I don't know. People

01:06:42.679 --> 01:06:45.480
don't... They're fun to play as. Fun to play

01:06:45.480 --> 01:06:49.880
in space, Marine. I like it. Yeah, fair enough.

01:06:50.099 --> 01:06:54.559
Fair enough, Mr. Andy. Cool. I'm glad they're

01:06:54.559 --> 01:06:57.900
here. They do need to exist. Just logically.

01:06:58.199 --> 01:07:00.739
I like them too. Ain't nothing wrong with a tech,

01:07:00.800 --> 01:07:03.750
Marine. well you know what they say it's like

01:07:03.750 --> 01:07:05.789
no one thinks about plumbers until they need

01:07:05.789 --> 01:07:09.090
one so yeah useful guys you need them they're

01:07:09.090 --> 01:07:12.369
very they're a credit to society and marines

01:07:12.369 --> 01:07:17.670
are the plumbers of 40k the train guys yeah working

01:07:17.670 --> 01:07:22.389
in the trades uh but i said there's um one donation

01:07:22.389 --> 01:07:24.670
but for now should we go through um some of our

01:07:24.670 --> 01:07:26.769
picks for mini of the week because we do have

01:07:26.769 --> 01:07:30.119
some minis that we've taken from When it's cold,

01:07:30.239 --> 01:07:33.500
send us your minis. And the first one, I picked

01:07:33.500 --> 01:07:37.019
one from Benzel, who did put a whole team of

01:07:37.019 --> 01:07:39.840
Death Watch characters, but I thought I'll just

01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:43.139
pick the one because this was my favorite. This

01:07:43.139 --> 01:07:45.719
guy here is an iron snake, as far as I can tell,

01:07:45.739 --> 01:07:49.159
from the pauldron. And I think he looks pretty...

01:07:49.159 --> 01:07:52.420
I really like the lightning effect on the sword.

01:07:52.420 --> 01:07:54.960
It's a cool power sword right there. The pauldron

01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:56.539
for the Death Watch is very clean. It's a very

01:07:56.539 --> 01:08:01.599
clean mini. That is very nice. That's very cool.

01:08:01.719 --> 01:08:03.920
How do you do those lightning effects? I just

01:08:03.920 --> 01:08:07.559
get good. Very carefully is what I assume. With

01:08:07.559 --> 01:08:11.420
a lot of practice, I would say. And then the

01:08:11.420 --> 01:08:16.060
next one? This one was from Colin. These are

01:08:16.060 --> 01:08:20.479
from Green Hat. Green Hat guy. Real nice. Was

01:08:20.479 --> 01:08:24.340
there a specific one you enjoyed? Naturally,

01:08:24.699 --> 01:08:29.489
the new Phoenix Floor. yeah yeah but of course

01:08:29.489 --> 01:08:32.029
but i see i really i picked it one i like the

01:08:32.029 --> 01:08:34.590
paint job all of them i like i like paint jobs

01:08:34.590 --> 01:08:37.569
that have like that that thank you diabetes he's

01:08:37.569 --> 01:08:40.229
dying he's dying uh but they have like that dusty

01:08:40.229 --> 01:08:42.890
feel like look to them but they're not dusty

01:08:42.890 --> 01:08:45.609
your minis look dusty well no like that's the

01:08:45.609 --> 01:08:47.770
paint job that's clearly the white highlight

01:08:47.770 --> 01:08:50.149
yeah yeah like the like white like sprinkling

01:08:50.149 --> 01:08:53.960
kind of highlight that too i do that They haven't

01:08:53.960 --> 01:08:57.960
just been left in a bin for three years. But

01:08:57.960 --> 01:09:00.180
I also chose them. Aside from just, I think,

01:09:00.239 --> 01:09:04.000
good lord. The machine spirit is angry. I need

01:09:04.000 --> 01:09:07.220
a tech marine. But aside from the fact, I like

01:09:07.220 --> 01:09:09.760
all of them, especially Lycus. They're done quite

01:09:09.760 --> 01:09:12.939
well. I like it because they said that this is

01:09:12.939 --> 01:09:15.859
for a Warhammer -themed D &D campaign they're

01:09:15.859 --> 01:09:19.560
running. And I really like the absurd increase

01:09:19.560 --> 01:09:22.989
in power scaling going on here. I can't help

01:09:22.989 --> 01:09:24.949
but feel like there might be a favorite player.

01:09:25.569 --> 01:09:27.689
Because, you know, going from right to left,

01:09:27.770 --> 01:09:30.829
we have, you know, that just looks like Imperial

01:09:30.829 --> 01:09:35.770
guy. Navy guy, yeah. Sisters of Silence, you

01:09:35.770 --> 01:09:38.970
know, gal with the flamer chainsword. You know,

01:09:38.970 --> 01:09:42.050
her and the chaplain, they're probably, you know,

01:09:42.069 --> 01:09:45.520
depending on the circumstance. roughly equal

01:09:45.520 --> 01:09:49.659
in power level, and then a Phoenix Lord. I feel

01:09:49.659 --> 01:09:51.739
like you might have a favorite player in that

01:09:51.739 --> 01:09:54.979
campaign. Maybe they fight the Phoenix Lord.

01:09:55.800 --> 01:09:58.699
It could be that. It's just like, oh, I've got

01:09:58.699 --> 01:10:02.159
this Commissar, got this Sniper, got this one,

01:10:02.220 --> 01:10:04.100
and then there's the Catan Shard. Like, huh?

01:10:04.399 --> 01:10:10.140
Okay. It'll be a fun campaign, though. And then

01:10:10.140 --> 01:10:14.210
the final one that we picked from Eli. This one

01:10:14.210 --> 01:10:18.050
was from Pyro, and of course Eli would pick Lucius

01:10:18.050 --> 01:10:22.750
the Eternal. It's a very nice Lucius. I like

01:10:22.750 --> 01:10:25.989
his pallid purple flesh. It is a nice Lucius.

01:10:25.989 --> 01:10:28.409
It's just a really cool model. I had also picked

01:10:28.409 --> 01:10:33.689
Green Hat Guy's Hedonites of Slaanesh thingy

01:10:33.689 --> 01:10:35.310
-majigger, but I was told I wasn't allowed to

01:10:35.310 --> 01:10:39.090
have the same person twice, so I quite enjoy

01:10:39.090 --> 01:10:41.069
this Lucius. I like the chemicals on the back.

01:10:41.329 --> 01:10:45.180
They're nice. A nice greenish blue, bluish green,

01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:48.300
whatever you want to say. Yeah, it's good. I

01:10:48.300 --> 01:10:51.920
do like this miniatures. I guess, is that the

01:10:51.920 --> 01:10:54.220
layer blade he's carrying with the cool handle?

01:10:54.420 --> 01:10:56.079
Yes, it is. I think that's cool. I like the design

01:10:56.079 --> 01:10:58.810
of Lucius with the new style. And the color scheme,

01:10:58.869 --> 01:11:01.270
I like the idea of choosing purple, where he's

01:11:01.270 --> 01:11:03.729
been throttled by someone else in the Legion

01:11:03.729 --> 01:11:07.609
a few times too many. It's getting to my head.

01:11:07.909 --> 01:11:11.050
Shout out to Lucius2 for avoiding the Eramin

01:11:11.050 --> 01:11:13.289
treatment, and there is a reason to just take

01:11:13.289 --> 01:11:20.449
Lucius. And other than that, we've got a... Well,

01:11:20.489 --> 01:11:23.180
last time... We had a question of the week. Well,

01:11:23.220 --> 01:11:25.340
we didn't have a question of the week. So Colin

01:11:25.340 --> 01:11:29.260
had a, would you rather? Yeah, I, it was, look,

01:11:29.619 --> 01:11:33.319
we are professional here, but sometimes, you

01:11:33.319 --> 01:11:35.100
know, there's, there's a bit of a hiccup. So

01:11:35.100 --> 01:11:38.220
I, I just pulled a, a would you rather out of

01:11:38.220 --> 01:11:42.000
my ass. And it seems everyone is on rough. Almost

01:11:42.000 --> 01:11:45.760
everyone is on roughly the same page. It was,

01:11:45.760 --> 01:11:47.920
you know, who, what would you, it was just hashtag

01:11:47.920 --> 01:11:51.100
rather. What would you rather be? If I remember

01:11:51.100 --> 01:11:53.359
correctly, the three options, I know two of them.

01:11:53.439 --> 01:11:57.439
It was a Space Marine fighting a Demon Prince.

01:11:59.119 --> 01:12:03.819
I think another one was like an ODST fighting

01:12:03.819 --> 01:12:07.119
the Arbiter. And then a Jedi fighting General

01:12:07.119 --> 01:12:11.079
Grievous. And we've got one. I'm going to go

01:12:11.079 --> 01:12:14.220
with the one angry homunculus who's the standout

01:12:14.220 --> 01:12:17.779
going against the flow here. Ultramarine versus

01:12:17.779 --> 01:12:21.260
Demon Prince. is what you'd rather be. If I get

01:12:21.260 --> 01:12:23.279
a name, I'll be unstoppable. If I get the Demon

01:12:23.279 --> 01:12:25.159
Prince's name, they're toast. I'll win either

01:12:25.159 --> 01:12:29.100
way. I really like the confidence you have. Yeah,

01:12:29.119 --> 01:12:32.220
it's pretty legit. Yeah, I can get the name out

01:12:32.220 --> 01:12:35.000
of the Demon Prince before I explode. I could

01:12:35.000 --> 01:12:38.060
take him. To be fair, if he's a named character,

01:12:38.439 --> 01:12:41.520
he has a fighting chance. Yeah, that's true.

01:12:43.840 --> 01:12:48.420
And then the other two are much on the same page.

01:12:48.739 --> 01:12:53.039
Keese Peeper. That's a funny name. I'll choose

01:12:53.039 --> 01:12:55.300
Jedi. I assume it will be over the fastest and

01:12:55.300 --> 01:12:58.159
I don't suffer as much to even get there. Fair

01:12:58.159 --> 01:13:04.119
enough. And yeah, Darian Weathington, 1923. I

01:13:04.119 --> 01:13:05.920
would rather be a Jedi because at least there

01:13:05.920 --> 01:13:08.600
won't be any pain or suffering. Just hello there,

01:13:08.720 --> 01:13:11.840
then force ghost and happy. Hello there. Yep.

01:13:13.520 --> 01:13:16.420
Well, thank you all for our impromptu would you

01:13:16.420 --> 01:13:19.180
rather at the end of last episode. But we do

01:13:19.180 --> 01:13:22.899
have a question of the week this week. And this

01:13:22.899 --> 01:13:26.880
one is, in the spirit of Tech Marines, if you

01:13:26.880 --> 01:13:29.680
had to replace a part of your body with anything

01:13:29.680 --> 01:13:32.979
you want, what would it be? Hashtag flesh is

01:13:32.979 --> 01:13:36.560
weak. Now, I want to say right now. I can already

01:13:36.560 --> 01:13:38.600
tell where at least half of your minds are going.

01:13:38.699 --> 01:13:41.359
Get it out of the gutter. I hear one of you like,

01:13:41.479 --> 01:13:43.960
I'm going to face my wee -wee with a whisk. I'm

01:13:43.960 --> 01:13:46.800
like, oh, well, we already figured that was what

01:13:46.800 --> 01:13:49.199
you were going to put. Come on, put some creativity

01:13:49.199 --> 01:13:53.220
into it. Have some fun. You cannot stop me. I

01:13:53.220 --> 01:13:56.380
cannot, but we will all go, ah, ha, ha, very

01:13:56.380 --> 01:14:02.119
funny, and that will be the end of it. All Noel

01:14:02.119 --> 01:14:05.760
is getting everywhere. Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. link

01:14:05.760 --> 01:14:09.600
is splattering the known oil all over his I when

01:14:09.600 --> 01:14:11.359
I painted these when I base coated these guys

01:14:11.359 --> 01:14:14.739
in silver uh I got it like I don't know if you

01:14:14.739 --> 01:14:18.260
can tell but yeah as you can see this white this

01:14:18.260 --> 01:14:21.340
white thing is not so white anymore and there's

01:14:21.340 --> 01:14:25.840
no there's silver paint everywhere wow but it's

01:14:25.840 --> 01:14:28.979
all over my monitor too I'm not gonna lie wow

01:14:28.979 --> 01:14:30.899
you'll have to be peering through all the paint

01:14:30.899 --> 01:14:33.000
like what did I put on this word document I can't

01:14:33.000 --> 01:14:35.640
read it anymore Anyway, so yeah, that was the

01:14:35.640 --> 01:14:38.079
Tech Marines, everyone. I hope you guys enjoyed

01:14:38.079 --> 01:14:40.939
it. They're good fun to play in Spice Marine

01:14:40.939 --> 01:14:44.359
2. We do have a last donation. We do have a last

01:14:44.359 --> 01:14:47.359
couple of donations as well. So the first one

01:14:47.359 --> 01:14:53.699
from Tito Xavier, 326 for 10. Thank you. Hail

01:14:53.699 --> 01:14:55.840
from Brazil, fellow law criminals. Wanted to

01:14:55.840 --> 01:14:58.680
thank Colin for being my fave 40K YouTuber, despite

01:14:58.680 --> 01:15:03.100
the HH hate. He loves the Horus heresy, really.

01:15:03.710 --> 01:15:06.210
It's his favorite, deep down. I don't seriously

01:15:06.210 --> 01:15:10.149
judge anyone for liking the Horus Heresy. And

01:15:10.149 --> 01:15:12.170
that is the nicest you will get out of my mouth

01:15:12.170 --> 01:15:15.409
on the matter. And he says, thanks for recommending

01:15:15.409 --> 01:15:17.449
Infinite and Divine, Glory to Christ, and the

01:15:17.449 --> 01:15:20.550
Byzantine Empire. Christ is Lord. Amen, brother.

01:15:20.869 --> 01:15:24.390
Eli and Hal will wear a green hat 27th of February.

01:15:24.810 --> 01:15:27.850
Thank you. We did. Hal didn't. You must flay

01:15:27.850 --> 01:15:32.199
Hal on live TV. Kill him. Kill him. Actually,

01:15:32.260 --> 01:15:34.079
the chaplain was the most busted in the campaign.

01:15:34.340 --> 01:15:36.460
MF -er could smack half the board as a reaction

01:15:36.460 --> 01:15:41.460
smite. Is that implying that the Lycus was actually

01:15:41.460 --> 01:15:44.439
one of the characters? Yeah, what did she do

01:15:44.439 --> 01:15:46.859
then? What was her job? Are there rules for that?

01:15:47.300 --> 01:15:52.859
Yeah, how did you do this? I'm curious. I like

01:15:52.859 --> 01:15:55.140
homebrew stuff. It's usually unbalanced as hell,

01:15:55.159 --> 01:16:00.630
but that's part of the fun. Well, thank you all

01:16:00.630 --> 01:16:02.609
for joining us. Go play Space Marine 2's new

01:16:02.609 --> 01:16:05.909
update. It's good fun. And on that, I guess we'll

01:16:05.909 --> 01:16:09.789
see you all next time then. We didn't want to

01:16:09.789 --> 01:16:13.670
answer the... Oh, did you want to answer the

01:16:13.670 --> 01:16:15.989
question? I was just wondering. I feel like we

01:16:15.989 --> 01:16:18.569
usually answer our own question of the week.

01:16:18.729 --> 01:16:27.670
Go then. Personally, I think the flesh is peak.

01:16:28.079 --> 01:16:30.560
And I wouldn't want to replace any part. But

01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:32.619
if I had to choose something, I would choose

01:16:32.619 --> 01:16:36.100
one metal hand because you still need one another

01:16:36.100 --> 01:16:40.479
hand for hand holding. And I don't know. It would

01:16:40.479 --> 01:16:44.000
be strong and also good at painting. Maybe it

01:16:44.000 --> 01:16:47.920
could be a robot hand that paints for me so then

01:16:47.920 --> 01:16:49.539
I don't have to paint this stuff anymore because

01:16:49.539 --> 01:16:54.020
I'm bad at painting. I don't know. Or an eyeball.

01:16:54.300 --> 01:16:57.630
A robot eyeball. i i briefly said earlier now

01:16:57.630 --> 01:17:00.409
if i get the chance i'm going full again there's

01:17:00.409 --> 01:17:03.430
two there's ahead of me lies two forks in the

01:17:03.430 --> 01:17:07.710
road either i rebecca would you know but me so

01:17:07.710 --> 01:17:09.850
like dude i'm blue and like faintly metallic

01:17:09.850 --> 01:17:14.710
and the funky eyes or uh adam smasher uh i will

01:17:14.710 --> 01:17:17.409
one day show up to a lore crimes episode and

01:17:17.409 --> 01:17:20.689
proudly announce to all three of you that well

01:17:20.689 --> 01:17:25.310
i will politely ask uh say you look like fuckable

01:17:25.310 --> 01:17:31.430
cuts of meat are you i i feel like i'd get a

01:17:31.430 --> 01:17:34.569
i'd replace whatever i need to replace in my

01:17:34.569 --> 01:17:37.029
brain so i didn't need as much sleep so i could

01:17:37.029 --> 01:17:40.890
just do more stuff sleep is a gift andy sleep

01:17:40.890 --> 01:17:43.550
is nice yeah but it'd be good if i could like

01:17:43.550 --> 01:17:47.369
make that gift a bit brisker it makes me think

01:17:47.369 --> 01:17:50.180
it's like the same there was a There was some

01:17:50.180 --> 01:17:52.819
post someone made about metal, but there was

01:17:52.819 --> 01:17:55.060
an equivalent one for immortality where they're

01:17:55.060 --> 01:17:59.199
like, you'll outlive all your friends. You outlive

01:17:59.199 --> 01:18:01.319
all your friends anyways. Those who don't mourn,

01:18:01.319 --> 01:18:05.100
mourn you. Weak. Weak. Give me your organs. Give

01:18:05.100 --> 01:18:08.180
me all the organs. Immortality. You'll see everything

01:18:08.180 --> 01:18:14.020
go away. You'd be doing that anyways. Give me

01:18:14.020 --> 01:18:18.220
your organs and I will rip mine out. One more

01:18:18.220 --> 01:18:20.300
from Eli and Hal will wear a green hat. Thank

01:18:20.300 --> 01:18:23.500
you. Null burned half the hive and ripped off

01:18:23.500 --> 01:18:27.520
a knight arm. Wow. Impressive. That's pretty

01:18:27.520 --> 01:18:30.560
cool. I'm still wondering about this Phoenix

01:18:30.560 --> 01:18:34.960
Lord stuff. Or is that Null? Oh yeah, maybe.

01:18:36.939 --> 01:18:39.039
I'm looking at the chat. It was Null. Null burned

01:18:39.039 --> 01:18:41.960
half the hive and ripped off a knight's arm.

01:18:42.380 --> 01:18:47.109
Nice. Pretty crazy. Shout out Null. other than

01:18:47.109 --> 01:18:49.470
that I hope you guys all enjoyed this episode

01:18:49.470 --> 01:18:53.409
and I guess we'll see you all next time bye everybody

01:18:53.409 --> 01:18:56.310
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