Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another
week at Lore Crimes. We're here. Your four favorite
fellas are here with some that hasn't come back
in a little while, but it's here now. We're doing
another pub quiz. It's been a hot minute. And
we're running it back. And the dog was here for
a moment. She's now left. But she just wanted
to give us her blessing before we move on forward
with this. Lovely. Yeah. How would you like to
just quickly say what we're doing since you are
the one running? Yeah, we've also chosen a subject
that is not absolute pain for anybody or any
specific thing. So it's a pretty good one. We've
chosen the best year, perhaps the worst year
to live in Warhammer, a 999 M41 pub quiz. 999999.
This is the only event. Yeah, only events in
this year, basically. Which, you know, you say
only, but this is also the year that for like
20 years in real life was the year. The only
year. Which, you know, which I will give GW credit.
That was very on purpose. The dog's teasing.
But we're going to, to be fair, if people want
to, they can play along with us. Obviously, if
you're playing along with the chat. Spoilers.
massive spoilers probably from the chat uh other
than that though it will be spoilers but at this
point you know it's these books have been out
for a while uh not that you know you obviously
don't need to have read them but also it's like
yeah you know lord of the rings or you know star
wars hey believe it or not that star blows up
The most important thing about this quiz today
is that because Hal is hosting, he cannot win
a point. Yes, he can't win. And look at that
disgusting podium down there. That's me. You're
pointing at me right now. Yeah, I'm 80. Corner
for me. Yep. And he doesn't, you know, winners,
haters gonna hate, but be fair. You're right.
I am full of hate. Fuck you. But luckily today,
though, this is not, I've gone beyond novels.
This is, I suspect you guys will do quite well,
just bearing in mind that everyone here is, you
know, 40k versed. And also, it's not Imperial
exclusive. It is actual aliens. There is filthy
Xenos in this quiz. uh if you guys are ready
though i can begin with the i guess slightly
easier section beginner section one if everyone's
ready to hit it okay uh you guys will message
me of course your answers obviously if you're
playing along best of luck um we're gonna it's
gonna be all over the place i won't lie there's
a lot happens in 999 and 41. uh so begin not
too easy but hopefully a bit of a basic uh question
one is the octarius war would see high fleet
leviathan directed towards the orc empire of
octarius and this was hoping to create a stalemate
which inquisitor is responsible for this plan
whose brainchild is this the octarius war and
i'm sure you all know it like you've heard of
them there's not like some complete random one
out there i've got this i've got this one Why?
That's not who I wanted a message. Just someone
reading that going, huh? What do you mean? What
do you mean by that? I didn't fire it off, but...
When you receive just a message detailing the
name of an Inquisitor in your inbox, an eyebrow
is raised going... Dude, shout out to the...
I was... Because, you know, if you get a message
from someone on Twitter, it'll just show your
name, but if your phone's locked, it'll just
say message from X. you know, like from whoever.
And then I looked at my phone one day, message
from General Grievous. What? A fine addition
to his collection. I'd just woken up when I saw
it. Where's another realm? Going on to question
number two. Who tricked the Dark Angels into
assisting the Grey Knights and Inquisition? into
attacking the space walls during the months of
shame um look when i say who i'm being as in
the the truth of the situation if you understand
what i mean i'm not it's a it's a name of something
you'll if you hear it you'll actually kick yourself
you're gonna be very upset but it is i can't
say any more without giving it away can you repeat
the question again sorry i i'll say i'll phrase
like this who or what tricked the dark angels
into assisting the grey knights and inquisition
into attacking the space wolves during the months
of shame um i can't say anymore otherwise i'm
just gonna no i mean months of shame isn't 999
m41 is it Technically, I think it starts after
the end of Armageddon. There's not what I was
expecting. Because it comes from... When I mean
months of shame, I mean leading into the Siege
of Fenris sort of thing. Oh, so you mean the
Siege of Fenris? Because I was like, months of
shame was hundreds of years before. Yes, I'm
trying to not give it... I'm trying to be less
specific, so I'm not giving away the answer.
too much oh um i know this yes now that you've
stated it like that i yeah i'm on board now i'm
on board i see here i see here okay yes you feel
free to change your answer if that uh rejigged
anyone's memory there uh the next question is
Who rallied the imperial forces once again in
the second siege of Perlia? The what? Of who?
Never even heard of this, bro. Who rallied the
imperial forces? Who the hell is Perlia? Who
rallied the imperial forces once again in the
second siege of Perlia? Is it too much to ask
what Perlia is? It's a planet that... A famous
Warhammer character has fought more than once,
so once again had to rally the forces. Oh, wait.
I'm locking in. I'm 100 % sure at least one of
you does quite know this. There's no way. It
took me a minute. I had to pull from the blob.
Are you saying the character or the faction?
The character. I'm going to go for a wild card.
Once again, in the second siege, they were attacked
by chaos, and it ended up being that chaos was
destroyed by a third party of the Necrons, randomly.
Yep, I remember. Still don't remember, Dish.
Or Amir would have destroyed them himself. The
what? The what? The Necrons are involved now?
Oh, you're messing me up, bro. You're messing
me up. It's not as important as the clue the
second time. You got it, Andy. You got it. I'm
just going to go wild. Do you need one last clue?
Anybody? It's not a space marine. Oh, okay. That
is a massive clue. Andy's fucked. All I know
is Space Marines. That's me. This is not a Space
Marine quiz. Oh, I've got an idea. Let me just
think. Right, let's try this. I don't know. Winging
it. Okay. If I'm ready for the next one, I have...
This is two points. A malfunction... Oh, in 999
M41, there is a malfunction on the Golden Throne.
Which faction do the Mechanicus and Inquisition
make a bargain with for help? That's the first
part. And the second part of the question is,
and what is the... what is that faction's true
aim with this deal what are they trying to get
out of it uh there's a malfunction on the golden
throne which faction do the mechanicus and inquisition
make a bargain with for help and what is that
faction's true aim from the deal Disapproving.
Oh, man. I don't mind being generous with the
second part of that answer, the second point,
because I'm willing to take exceptions on the
answer there. I know what this is regarding,
which book series, and it's one of the ones I
haven't read yet, so I'm like, ah, shit. Yeah,
I don't know the real answer to this. The Chris
Raitt book series. And then the last one for
the first section is, in the fracture of Bealtan,
which two demon princes led the attack? I'm looking
for two answers here. I know this one. It's...
Are they not demon princes? Wait, demon princes?
Wait, what? Not demon princes. Well, I couldn't
think of the... If I was any more specific with
the titles, I'm going to give it away. So I'm
just calling them demon princes for now. Which
demons? If that's better. There's two of them.
Yep. There's like one picture from the fracturing
of Viltan, and they're both in it. Unfortunately,
I do not remember this picture. I know the picture,
but I'm... What's the bloody name of the... I
need... Oops. I need my educated guests to be
right. I will lose my Eldar card. Yeah, there's
a few Necron and Eldar questions throughout this.
If you guys don't get them, it's going to be
really upsetting for you, I'm sure. That's fine.
I can always just kill myself on camera. But
that is the end of section one. Wait, wait, wait.
I'm not finished. Oh, bloody hell. What's it
called? Oh, it's one of those... It's a title,
but it's not a name, but it's called... This
guy. It's... Too far from the Space Marine tree.
It's the Neshe one. It's the... Oh, shit, I can't
remember. He's cooking something, though. He's
cooking. Is it that? Well, I'll let you know
at the end. I can't tell you this yet. Yeah,
cold. Okay. If everyone's given me their answers,
we can go through. That is beginner section one.
We start with the first... Well, I'll go through
some of the... I'll go through the question and
then people's answers. The first question was,
in the Octarius War, we would see High Fleet
Leviathan directed towards the Orc Empire of
Octarius. hoping to create some kind of stalemate,
which Inquisitor is responsible for the plan.
And I'm pretty sure that everybody at least gave
the right answer here, which is, of course, Kripman,
who I don't think he's ended up surviving Octarius,
did he? Kripman is alive today, isn't he? I thought
he got injured or something. You might go, like,
into different... Or, like, they think he's,
like, they, like, recovered his body or something,
and he's, like, in state... I don't remember.
Something happened to him. I need to re -watch
that Luton video from years ago. Question number
two was, who tricked the Dark Angels into assisting
the Grey Knights and Inquisition into attacking
the Space Wolves? Specifically, again, months
of shame, but more towards the Siege of Fenris,
because hopefully it's giving it away there.
And I'm just seeing across it, I think everybody
got it right except Colin, who put Cypher. Damn
it. I heard Dark Angels. That's just kind of
the usual go -to. Do you have a second guess,
by the way? Do you think you worked it out? It's
not going to be a good... The answer was The
Changeling. Oh, yeah, no, that would have been
right. I mean, I was going Zeech, but... Eli
and Andy both get that one. Nailed it. When you
said the months of shame, and I was like, months
of shame was the first war for Armageddon. We've
had two wars of Armageddon since then. I was
like, what do you mean the months of shame? I
was trying to... I think I got my things cross
-wired there. And then you said Siege of Frenrys,
and I was like, oh, yeah, of course, yeah. I
had two questions on it originally, and I ended
up merging them. but the number three dog dog
yep she is here she should answer the next question
especially the next round uh the next question
was who rallied the imperial forces once again
in the second siege of pearlia uh eli and i think
andy both put yarik hmm colin wrong commissar
yeah commissar kyphus came is the answer wow
yeah i mean i gave you three options and i asked
for a third of a point i mean i mean i'm not
putting a third of a point on the scoreboard
properly i mean i can't if you put yarik or kate
all also like i mean i can't if it's like three
attempts at the answer i don't know because i
was thinking who was their second i was like
salamander was like two wars of armageddon and
i was like maybe it's grimaldus and then you're
like not a space room like oh that's my wheelhouse
gone I definitely prefer the, between me and
Colin, I prefer the prequel book, the first Perlier
book, compared to the second one. Behind the
orc lines, yeah. Yeah, because he just ends up
crash landing in that book, which is quite, it's
a good, it's like, it's randomly, it seems like
the fourth or fifth book, so it like randomly
goes back before the, not important to the quiz.
The next question was, there's a malfunction
on the golden throne. Which faction? uh do the
mechanicus and inquisition make a bargain with
for help and the second part was and what is
the faction's true aim to get from the deal uh
eli here has put give up oh no that's the first
so give my brother a third i just realized that
uh eli said yanari aim is to be useless poo and
make bad books um bam that's the answer it's
not an incorrect answer but you know damn Andy
put Drukhari, which is correct. And then he said,
they want to jiggle Biggie's jimmies. Very nice.
Thanks, man. Fushigi. Yes. Colin got it right.
It was the Dark Elder, or Drukhari, and they
wanted to create a copy of the Golden Throne
as a power source in Komara. Nice. Komara, sorry,
not Komara. It's Gomorrah, not Gomorrah. And
the last one was in the Fracture of Bealtan,
which demons led the attack? Interesting here.
Colin put Scarbrand and the Mask. Very good there.
Eli also put that. And I think Andy also put
that. So everybody managed to get that. Andy,
I'd like to thank you for saying the word title
because that jogged the memory. Yes. I'm not
going to lie. I vividly remember, and it's a
panning shot, and you've got Bielton on the right,
and then on the left you've got Scarbrand because
of his face, and then there's Lennox. And I'm
like, it's the something. And I kept saying,
it's the mask. I'm like, it's not called the
mask. And then I was like. No, it is called The
Mask. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Very nice. At
the end of section one, we have a tie for first
place. Currently, Andy and Colin with four and
Eli with three, so there's not much in it at
the moment. Yeah, luckily everyone got pretty
much most of those right. Thank God. It was not
one of those beginner sections where I wrote
one quiz and then no one got anything in the
beginner section. I thought me and Colin had
five points. Let me double check. It was a double.
Yep, a double. There it is. Crazy. There you
go. Huge. Huge. Sorry, everyone gets one more
point. Everyone gets one more point. I'm writing
it down as well. That's the funny part. Yes.
Before we get to section two. I was called two
points ahead of me, but he got one wrong that
I got right. What is this? This is unbelievable.
Yeah. Let me double check the answer there. Because
you beefed the two point question. Yeah, I got
it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was it. It's over.
And you put Lord Solar Caiaphas Yerrick. Before
we get any further, do any of our donors need
to get through? Yeah, let me just press this.
And so the first one for us... Ooh, not this.
Ooh, what am I doing? Nope. This. The first one
is stream late to HAL gooning on Cyberstan. I
love Vox engines. I love Vox engines so much.
We were getting our shit kicked in there. It
played again yesterday. It wasn't any better.
I've since learned there is an exhaust port on
the back of the tanks if you go underneath. Shoot
its tummy and then it opens. So I've had a bit
more success since then. But I was on the Law
Crimes Discord a little bit drunk playing with
the boys. I remember having fun. I do not remember
anything I said. So I apologize. Or did. Oh,
bruh. Poor Borgmas Rumblesnort. Thank you for
the... Guys, my high -vis vest is falling apart
and I'm ordering a custom one. What image and
what text should I have on the back? and breasts
probably pregnant colin what about a hell diver
curb stomping a cyborg and says clankers i don't
know that could be fun oh is that boingob boingob
eating a steak boingob on the back and a high
vis sun reflective this i got boingob on the
back cat from halo reach on the front i don't
have a good idea at all other than like a picture
of someone's mum it's like fan art cat and she's
lactating i'll do you better do what colin said
but also have big the cat from sonic there just
go in the background with his fishing rod that'd
be amazing donkey man i have this one please
donkey man usa with the two bucks thank you it's
friday and i'm already out of everclear rip My
man. We better not forget that. We better not
forget that. My calendar? I already have a green.
I'll remind you. I'm going to put a little green
circle. I need to remember to take my green beanie
hat with me. Put that in my calendar. You've
got to make a Discord server and just invite
everyone you've got to wear the hat to it. Oh,
my God. Art Z3I8Hugh for $5 .99 to support, to
change, and the amazing creators. Oh, thank you.
Appreciate that, man. Thank you. Thank you. And
another one. I meant channel, not change. I was
thinking like it was very... That was a donation
correction. Almost too kind -hearted for us.
And it was an inside job. Thank you for the $4
.99. Currently assembling my first Soulblight
Gravelords unit. This is my first stream here.
Oh, hell yeah. PS, Spacewolf haters inject pure
black tarcopium. That's so real. You're my favorite
viewer. I'm no longer with you. I was with you.
Soulblight love is huge. I'm no longer with you.
Spacewolves for the win. One extra one here.
Morathi's seat cushion has been a member for
26 months. Night lords and drinking vodka. That
is an evening. That is an evening. Damn. I wish
I had no responsibilities. I could just paint
all day. There's the YouTuber. I know. At least
the responsibility is outside of it, to be honest.
I'm not even a parent. What am I doing? I have
nothing to do. I appreciate that, guys. Thank
you. If everyone is ready, then we can go straight
into section two, which is slightly more intermediate
slash they get harder. Where's DJ Beast? We haven't
seen DJ Beast in a while. Yeah, where is he,
bro? He's around. He's dead. Section two, intermediate,
we'll begin with the first question is the Fireheart
is a device taken from the Dark Eldar. And used
by the craft worlds Bealtan and Iandan. What
was it used for? Slash what's its purpose? The
Fireheart. Fireheart. Where are you getting this
from, Hal? I mean, I don't want to have only
space re -questions. I've read all the Eldar
stuff and I'm like, where is this from? I mean,
the other two, I think they probably know it.
Never mind. well i i haven't read that one whatever
it is i haven't read a lot in a lot of the elder
books because they're bad could you repeat the
question please the fire heart is a device taken
from the dark elder and used by the craft world's
veal tan and iandon what was it used for slash
what's its purpose you're confusing me because
it reminds me of the one of the things in the
Inari books, which has a similar sounding name.
And it's like, yeah, Tan doesn't have that. She
is. Um, I'm going to say, um, the fire harm.
I could say it's, if you want a slight clue,
it is a weapon of some kind. Um, at least I think
one of you is definitely. Yeah. One of you has
got it. The Eldar man certainly may have some
knowledge. Silence people who don't hold the
Imperium in contempt. An elf glazer is speaking.
Also, I don't know if it is a novel originally.
I think it might be from something else. It's
a really weak answer, but I'll give it a bash.
There you go. You're bashing it out, chat. It's
bashing it out. Now we unfortunately do return
to some Imperium stuff, guys. Question number
two. When the Terran Crusade arrived upon Luna
with the assistance of the Aldari, Gilliman and
Magnus the Red battle. Which group joins Gilliman
in his duel against Magnus? Specifically, just
joins in the duel. Which who? Which group. So,
like, the faction. Because there's a lot of people
in this current thing. I'm looking for who joins
in the, not the battle, but who joins in the
duel specifically. They help Gillipin. I don't
think they're represented in any of the art,
but it would make sense I put them. Also, Andy,
if you put question mark after each of the answers,
it doesn't mean I'm more favourable on it. No,
no, no. It's more that you know that I am infallible.
I'm not infallible. It's more of me going...
when I say the question. So it's more like, pity
me, please. I don't know. Please help. Well,
speaking of pity, the next question. What happened
to the White Scars chapter master following the
Siege of Chagoras? What happened to the White
Scars chapter master following the Siege of Chagoras?
Yes, I'm officially out of the running. but the
dog with the dog does in fact have a squeaky
toy right now yes notice me testing just me senpai
oh yeah okay now it's my dog you sick fuck i
know okay uh yeah yeah i see here and the next
question is two parts. Sorry, I'm looking for
two points here. It's a bit harder now. Inquisitor
Rasputin was killed by a mysterious hooded figure
whilst investigating a Space Marine chapter.
Who killed him and why? Sorry, I'm looking for
who and then why he was killed. What book is
this from? Space Marine one. Wait, I'm sorry.
I'll read out again. Inquisitor Rasputin was
killed by a mysterious hooded figure whilst investigating
a Space Marine chapter. Who killed him and why?
Damn, it's looking rough for Colin again. Yeah,
me too. Some people could be more specific with
their answers and they might get more points.
I'll just let people know now. They're not too
far off. That's not how quizzes work. I'll be
honest, some people have written something which
I'm like, damn. Damn. Has everyone got that there?
Do you need a bit more time? No, nothing better
is cooking. Also, I've been looking at my notes.
I think Colin technically has six points. Has
he got more? I think he has one more point than
me. How many points were available in round one?
He has that minus one. Yes, you'll be on. There
we are. There you go, Colin. Doing it at the
end is a bit harder. I was just looking at my
notes. I'm like, there's an extra tick there.
Whoops. All good. The next question is, so the
last two questions here, which is, attacked by
the Thousand Suns within the webway, what did
Yevrain do that caused Azek Ariman to flee? when
he captured them. Some people are locking in
here. Yes. Answers. This is the most space moon
heavy section, by the way. It gets harder from
this spot. There we go. Okay. Okay, last question
of this section is during the devastation of
Baal, many successor chapters of the Blood Angels
answered the call. Entire chapters, some sent
companies, some outright refused. But who was
the only chapter who refused because they simply
could not spare any Astartes? Rick. I know this
because Andy said it in his thing, or Hal said
it, one of them said it. I'm hoping I'm remembering
the right one, but if it's not them, I have absolutely
nothing. I don't know the answer, I'm not gonna...
All the Blade Angel successors have, like, the
exact same name. I'll just say the same one that
I said earlier. Andy's trying to, Andy's through
the screen trying to give some hint that he's
like, what? the blood of bloody blood blooders
be positive i i really don't really answer just
remember there was only two chapters that never
made it who were descended from the uh blood
angels one didn't have the men spare the other
was just like you're cringe and everyone's like
a really cool color scheme but they're also like
you're cringe dad you're a cringe like well screw
you guys Why did you get a color scheme in Space
Marine 2? You guys suck. I did not see Andy's
hint if he gave one, so I'll cry. That's all
right. Don't overthink it, I'd say. Don't overthink
it. I already sent one in. It's probably wrong.
Not going to lie. Beginning up with the roundup
of this section, we go back to the first question,
which was... The Fireheart is a device taken
from the Dark Eldar and used by Craftworld's
Bealtown and Eandon, but what was it used for?
Eli put, me hasn't read Dark Angel's book. I
don't know, man. They used it to fight Chaos,
probably. That is their one. Andy put, Planet
Changer, which is... They could change it at
whims. They could be like, ooh, it's now a volcano
planet, or it's nice and grassy, or it's an ocean.
It's close in a sense. It is not quite. Colin
got it, which was it is used to incinerate a
planet to prevent the tyrannids from consuming
it. Although, to be fair, it is right that it
is a terraforming device. I think Colin points
out there. That wasn't the answer I had originally,
but I might give Andy a point if everyone's okay
with it, because it is technically correct, I
assume. I was going to say it was a laser beam,
or it was something to do with a planet. I think
it's like molten core of a planet. Yeah, in the
context, they just blow up planets a lot. They
denied turning it biomass. Let's defer to Colin.
What do you think? I'd say it's worth something.
I would say I think Andy gets a point for that
one. Thank you. He was technically right. Andy
there. And then Colin also got a point there.
The next one was when the Terran Crusade arrived
on Luna with the assistance of the Aldari, Gilliman
and Magnus engaged in a duel. Which group? joins
Gilliman specifically in the duel. Back to Eli
again. He says, Le Eldar, French. Orthway probably,
I didn't want to read any of those newfangled
books. I think it's Gathering Storm, is it? Yeah,
it's new to me. It's new to me. It's progressing
lore. It's 9th edition. 8th edition? 9th edition?
Yeah. Both Andy and Colin. do get this one right
because it is uh the sisters of silence a group
of them drop down next to gilliman and they assist
him because obviously mr magic man magnus the
thing is they're not in like the big artwork
where it's him and he's like there's belisarius
call there's gray facts there's all the and the
terran crusade brought grey knights but i was
like it's luna that's the headquarters of the
sisters he's psyker dad surely the sisters are
like get off my lawn so i i a guest shout to
a border prince if he was listening uh because
he made a gathering storm video and i listened
to it originally there like ages ago and i was
like i remember he he laughed at one point because
he said gilliman lets out a roar and it's like
isn't he in space like isn't he isn't he in the
vacuum don't worry about it yeah don't worry
about it guys yeah don't worry about it um the
next one was a bit of a layup for some people
here uh what happened to the white scars chapter
master following the siege of chagoras uh i'll
go starting at the top again uh you know i put
wrecked rip bozo here on forever uh r .i .p get
out of here colin said dead And Andy puts, gets
put in a back to tank. This is an attempt at
humor. He is no longer able to be a frontline
space marine. This is true because my poor man
was tortured by them. Yeah, that is a bad way
to go. he's he's like the only chapter master
of a space marine chapter especially the original
nine who's like i can't fight no more but i'm
really good at strategy so he has like a big
tank he lives in and he just does like ordering
stuff around that's why corsaro khan the guy
people know about is like he's the war leader
because he's still able to fight the front lines
even though he's third captain he's in charge
of the chapter but corsaro is there like i'm
doing all the strategy I'm old, but I've still
got some wits about me. Blah, blah, blah. He's
like Sonic when he drowns. It's like, and that's
Corsaro. Do you reckon they changed the water?
Must do. Probably. It's worse than being a dreadnought
as well. They hate being dreadnoughts. Imagine
being, you can't even rip someone in half with
your hands. That sucks. That's bad. That blows.
The next one was Inquisitor Rasputin. Crazy name
choice there. Was killed by a mysterious hooded
figure whilst investigating a Space Marine chapter.
Who killed him and why? That was our, we were
looking for who did it. So there's two parts
here. Eli put, sounds like one of them Blood
Angel successors trying to hard their... try
to hide their dark, spooky, secret angels in
Carmine. I think you really have it out for them,
apparently. Tell me what I can think of, bro.
I don't know. Colin put cypher, and his second
part was because he was coming close to leading
the dark angels to a fallen group. And he did
also put cypher, and then he put he want to protect
the dark angels? Question mark, question mark,
question mark. obviously what we can assume is
it yes correctly was cypher uh this guy had just
was investigating the dark angels like oh my
god the fallen exists bam uh cypher appears um
so he leads the dark angels i think it's he's
like it says initially he's like has a device
to protect him like shielding and then he takes
like a few rogue shots from the dark angels that
just pops his shield and ends up dying uh so
Obviously, Cypher led them to basically protect
the secret of the fallen angels. I give Colin
one point because he did put Cypher, but actually,
what was your answer, Colin? I'll take it. No,
I kind of did the opposite of what he was actually
doing. Yeah, he wasn't quite leading them to
a fallen angel because, I mean, Cypher is the
fallen angel, I guess. And Andy is getting two
points here because it was Cypher. And he was
protecting the Dark Angels because he does things
for mysterious reasons, apparently. Until the
Risen plotline catches up with him and then he'll
be like, I'm a good goodie now. I'm just a goodie.
Maybe. I don't know what they're going to do
with that. Unless they're like, oh no, he is
Alpharius. And you go, oh. If they do that, I
wouldn't. I will riot. I do like the idea that
he's coarse, Wayne, and the reason he only uses
pistols is because he doesn't feel he deserves
to wield a sword anymore, so he has to rely on...
So that would be cool, but we'll see. I like
the theory of it's two ciphers. There's two.
It's Zahariel and coarse, Wayne, and that's why
it's such a big contradiction. There's two ciphers.
And then they make out aggressively. But then
they have a sword each. They have two swords.
Technically. moving on swiftly attacked by a
thousand suns attacked by a thousand suns within
the webway what did your brain do this is a meme
it's good Eli just says I don't want to touch
that law with a 40 ,000 foot pole bro Eli just
being a hater he hates M99 Colin put she resurrected
a pair of rubric marines as normal marines and
then threw them into the warp and he also said
he uh she brought back his mate from the curse
of rubric then said gtfo held them into the abyss
so both side the webway tunnel yes so both colin
and andy will get a point there yeah yeah And
then the last one was during this devastation
of Baal, main successor chapters of the Blood
Angels answered the call, some refused, entire
chapters were sent, but who was the only one
who outright refused because they simply could
not basically spare anybody? Eli, you put...
I mean, I just realized, showed him all the G
-Man and Yvraine art. Thanks, Eli. I appreciate
that. Eli did put angels and Carmine again. I
think he might have it out for them. It's just
the first one, the first Blood Angels successor
that comes to mind. I don't know why. Eli, sorry,
Andy and Colin got it correct because it was
the Lamenters. They couldn't spare anybody. Much
more obvious answer. Yeah. Guys, don't overthink
this. because they basically were have you seen
yeah such it sucks for me they're basically dying
all the time um yeah so uh that is the end of
section two i had to might have to double check
me i think is it yeah double check i think i
have 13 yeah i has four and colin is 12. Did
I get zero points this round? Yeah. Didn't I
get rekt ripped bozo? Does that not count as
a point? Do you guys want to give rekt ripped
bozo? I mean technically it's a mean answer but
it is correct. I guess it is correct. I don't
read enough important lore bro. I just read random
imperial guard books and necrons and tal. In
my goon cave in my corner. I don't read anything
important. I can go to section three if there's
any donors. Can't see if there's any. Thank you,
everyone. Thank you, guys. Yeah. If you're playing
along, let us know how you're doing so far, by
the way. If everybody's... Colin, would you like
to read this one, please? Trippy Imp, thank you
for the $20. Space Wolves and beer. As much as
I dislike them, I would be a Space Wolf because
beer. Some people are having an elite evening,
by the way. Absolutely elite evening. Eli and
Hal will wear green hats every 27th. Thank you
for the two. Problem with green hat discord is
Yahtzee blocked me. Wow. Damn. That's tough.
All we do is when we get them to put the things
on next week, I'll see if I can download the
old zero pun, just like, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. Just put that on to be a meme. Damn,
how much did he do it? Art C, Art Z3I8U, autocorrect,
messed up my first donation. It's okay, man.
I messed up saying your name, so it's all good.
Donkey Man's been a member for 20 months. Thank
you, Donkey Man. Rats in the Golden Throne is
progressing. That's epic. Donkey Man's got cool
rats in the Discord. Join the Discord to see
his AdMech rats. Speaking of rats in Warhammer,
fun tidbit of lore. I've been working on my video
this week about Astor Sabathiel. She's the lady
who gets shot by a Grey Knight and is inquisitive.
she allies with a tech priest and he has a familiar
that's like imagine a servo skull but if it was
a rat and he uses it to like infiltrate bases
and scuttle around it's all like cybernetic guys
i'm like it's called an imbic like oh that's
fun oh i just realized donkey man you'll put
the golden throne as a rhino damn right i'm looking
crazy in the discord people go check that out
hell yeah last one for now Oh, it's Trash Fox.
Hello. Trash Fox. Trash Fox Nurgles woke Mind
Virus for 10. Been a while. It's been a while
since I... Miss Joel, 12 -10 collabs lately,
by the way. Great seeing y 'all everywhere. Lady
Theodora, pass. Astropath Cassia, smash. Custody's
Lady from Clives, pass. Barrel of a Tyranid Bioball,
smash. Damn. Thank you. Why'd they make that
gun look like that, though? They knew what they
were doing. You've seen the Flash Gitz animation,
though, where it's just like Titus going, he's
like, brava! Brava! And it's just like leaky
orifices. Leaky orifices. It's bad. This last
section, there's only one point between Colin
and Andy at the moment, and this last section
is out of eight. Out of eight? I'm hitting 100
% on this one and they're getting zero, right?
You'd have to... I have an extra question in
case there's sudden death as well. We're going
to begin with the expert section, although depending
on what you already know, it may not be that
expert to you guys. During the Karnak campaign,
Anrakir the Traveler will battle Eldari exodites
on the world of Karnak. He is aided by various
tombs, tomb worlds. Surprisingly, Trazin the
Infinite shows up. What is the price for Trazin's
aid? What does he ask him for? And this was Anrakir
was leading this? Anrakir the Traveler. And it
was Trazin. Is it Trazin or Trazin? In the audiobooks,
they sound different. I say Trazin. Yeah. I like
Trazin. Hello. It's me, Trazin. Yes. I'm hoping
I'm thinking of the right guy, because I know
Trazen did this, but... They are battling...
One last time, which is during the Karnak campaign,
Anricate the Traveller battles Eldari Exodites
on the world of Karnak. He is aided by various
tomb worlds. Surprisingly, Trazen the Infinite.
What is the price for Trazen's aid? What does
he ask him? Short stories where the Elder are
actually cool, even though they still lose. Hello,
Anrakir. I'm so disappointed, Andy, with your
answer. Anrakir, for my aid in fighting these
filthy Xenos Eldar, I require a shadowless Charizard
grade 10 Pokemon card, and that'll go lovely
in my vault. Why have I seen things? Why is it
that there is someone out there who's editing
Pokemon with tits, by the way? That person needs
to be stopped. there's someone out there who's
ruining pokemon at the moment how like leave
rosalita alone enough charizard with like yeah
leave it okay the next question the next question
is the chaos horde known as the bloodborne or
the blood horde bloodborne attack attacks ultramar
Who led this host? So I'm looking for the two
people. Sorry, I wasn't listening. The Chaos
Horde, known as the Bloodhorn. Bloodborn or Bloodhorn?
Bloodborn, yeah. Attacked Ultramar. Who led this
host and how did it form? I'm looking for the
two leaders. There's two points in this question.
I'm looking for the two leaders of this and how
did it form slash come about? I know the character.
I just need to check his name. I know him. I
know him. That's the one. He knows. Damn. It's
going to be a long one for you, Hal. I've also
got a long one, but unlike Andy. Okay. I will
say, I can only give a point if you have both
the names of the leaders of the host. Man. I
know. Otherwise, it'd be like a three -point
question. It's expert. Expert section. Expert.
Not to worry. I believe I've provided the second
name quite efficiently. Appreciate it. Appreciate
it, dog. Andy, Andy, I think you might have it.
I'm not finished. I'm not finished. Andy, you're
suffering. There's space marine questions. For
real. For real. Too much Gaston Imperium. Guy
sees a space marine and literally is about to
throw up. We've got to get him through this.
You know that meme of the guy in the yellow suit
who's next to the tree? Anytime I have a question.
That's me. It's still typing. It's fine. That's
me done. I'm just reading for the next one. It's
literally just 14 dash. The next one is during
the Terran Crusade who personally captured Gilliman
and where were the Imperials held prisoners?
There's two points on this one. How specific
do we need to be about where he's held? the name
of the thing they're in, not like the specific
name of it. I'm looking for the type. God, I'm
really trying to not slip up there and say what
it is. I believe I locked it. It's pretty close
at this point. Bless you. Pardon me. My boy is
full, he's sick, and he's hearing space marine
lore. This is his worst evening imaginable. We
should all watch the curling after this as well.
That's going to make it even worse. I got one
part of this question right, at least. I think
the other ones were not. Yes. Oh, wait. When
I say who captured him, there's one specific
individual I'm looking for, not the faction.
I'm looking for the individual who the actual
thing that captured him, not the faction. Because
that's where, that's like technically later.
If you remember. I'm not sure. Yeah. Because
I know he's not present, kind of, so I don't
know if this is correct. But I know what you
mean. I know what you're talking about. You cheeky
scamp. Someone's got it, though. The next question
is, Huron Blackheart and his forces attack the
fortress monastery of the Marines' errant. They
steal basically all their gene seed. But I want
to know which specific traitor group did they
align with? Because it wasn't just the Red Corsairs.
I might even give a bonus point if you can name
even the specific group within that faction as
well. I got the faction right. It's ringing a
bell, but I can't think of it. I try not to make
it too easy. Try not to make it too easy. Faction,
you say, not space war band. I'm trying not to
give anything away, but I'm looking for which
traitor group. If it's a specific war band, it
can get into too much there. If you know the
name of the specific group, I could get it at
this point. I don't know. I don't know. Okay.
Only the last two here. Last two questions, which
is with the birth of the Great Rift, Terra experiences
an event called the Blackness, and they're attacked
by the forces of Khorne, which they will dub
lovingly the Second Siege of Terra. How many
bloodthirsters and how many Khorne legions attack
Terra? Oh my gosh, what the heck? And you will
kick yourself for the answer. Someone could guess
this. Was that the last question now? One more
question after this one. Educated guess for me.
Just like how Father of Conks is on the chat.
Red is being vile, is he? What's he doing? Is
he in the chat? Oh, there he is. Hello, Red.
Red, you gosh darn guy, we love you. He probably
knows the last question. Madman. We love you,
though. We love you, powder keg. Actually, I'm
going to... Because I realised with the question
I just did here, I might split that into a two
-point question. You can't do that. That's illegal.
Well, you can have it as one point, but I don't
know if people... I might give it for the first
part. No, I'll leave it as it is. People get
the whole thing. People get the whole thing.
Okay, last question. During this... During the
second battle of Damnos, Cato Sicarius and the
Ultramarines return to destroy the Necrons, of
course. In their initial attack, they attempt
to destroy the Necrons' power supply, only to
find it's powered by a Catan shard. Of which
Catan was this shard a part of? I need the name
of the Catan. Well, you need his name or his
title. Both. it's fine i just i could take the
name okay i know i can't anymore as i give it
away maybe not but we'll see we'll see i don't
know i spread it out between the factions i think
quite a lot between yeah Chaos. No Tau questions,
by the way. Can I get one more? Not a single
Tau question. The question one more time, my
lord. Yes, of course. The question was, during
the second battle of Damnos, Kato, Sucarius,
and the Ultramarines returned to destroy the
Necrons. In their initial attack, they attempted
to destroy the Necrons' power supply, only to
find it powered by a Catan shard. Which Catan
uh was this shard a part of no no tyranny questions
either well devastation of bar was it really
annoying because uh armageddon third war is 998
which is super annoying and then you get like
yarik chasing him and stuff like that It's a
good mix between Xenos. I gave you more Xenos
than I had to. It's all Imperium if you look
it up. All the Xenos were related to the Imperium
but one question. Oh my gosh. There's no back
to Xenos question. I gave you Anrikyr. I gave
you... That's all you gave me. That's all you
gave me. I can't give out special treatment to
anybody in the quiz. Bro complains like a quiz
wasn't written for him. Bruh. This was a space
rig quiz in disguise. No, it wasn't. Calm down.
Yeah, and L -Dog questions too. Okay, let's go
for the answers. Some people have... I actually
did okay on this last part, I think. I am starving.
Don't encourage him. Okay. Starting with the
first one in this section, which was during the
Karnak campaign. Anrakir, the traveler, battles
Eldari exodites in the world of Karnak. He's
aided by various tomb worlds. Surprisingly, Trezin
the Infinite shows up. What is the price for
Trezin's aid? I was going to mark myself with
a cross. Andy, you put a sloppy toppy. Trey's
got a mouth. He's one of the few Necrons with
a mouth he can move. Thanks, Colin. He got the
Gluckinator. I'll stop now. God, this is on the
internet. Jay Thornton says he caught his pants
on fire. Wow. Colin put the staff Trazen stole
from him and Eli I believe has the discord load.
He says they were looking for the world heart
and he got a big skull. Yes, it's like I will
accept the answer because the answer is the world
spirit slash the heart of the world. Eli gets
one there. Nice one. Nice. That is how we get
it. This is the one freaking thing I get to know
on this stupid quiz. I don't even remember that.
I think I breezed over that infinite divide and
just kind of had an army. He's like, this is
all I have, dude. By the way, can I just point
out, by the way, there's usually like three questions
per section. So like the amount, this was even
more added in. I want to keep complaining. Forgot
he had that army from a guy. It was just like,
it's fucking treason. He's got an army in his
ass. The chaos horde known as the Bloodborne
attacks Ultramar. Who led this host and how did
it form? I think this was the... Was this one
of the two -parter? I think it might have been
a two -parter one here. The answers given...
I thought we were done with space stream questions.
Thanks, Eli. But then just bruh. I think that's
it. I didn't have an answer. He just had bruh.
uh colin you put honsu and a guy who isn't honsu
i don't know man they all played dark souls and
were so angry at the bed of chaos uh they took
it out on ultramar i think that's at least one
point that's the point for sure he said honsu
and he got it with honsu and um yeah that's where
you point that honsu and car Okay. The thrice
-born Honsu frees Emkar and... Yep. And then
the answer. Honsu frees Emkar from Ultramarine's
space station, sealed within their warp core,
the prophecies made by the Seer. Morinth speaks
of how Emkar will get revenge against Marnia's
Kalgar who sealed him within their core. Yeah,
right. I was... I will accept that as a second
part of the answer, although... I was looking
for Honsu won the Bloodhorn army as a prize from
Huron, yes. But he got the text from Medringard.
He didn't get them from Huron. Yeah, I think
that was my poor phrasing of the question. I
said, how did it form, rather than how did they
get the army? So I'll take your word. He got
the text from Medringard before he buggered off,
and then he went to get the fleet, and then he
went to get Morin, and then he went to get...
Bro does know it, so it's fine. I should have
phrased it more specifically. He's gobbling up
those answers. Okay. Next one was during the
Terran Crusade, who personally captured Gilliman
and where were the Imperials taken prisoner?
I got this half right, I think. Eli does get
the second half of this one because he says...
He didn't say who specifically, but he said,
probably trapped in a Blackstone fortress captured
by Abaddon or Illumina Osiris. I vaguely remember
this cinematic. I don't think it was in a cinematic,
was it? Are you thinking of Battlefleet Gothic
Chaos Campaign where Thanos captures Gilliman
and puts him in the hold and he's like, I will
escape. He's like, get back down there, Primark.
Your days are over. I thought there was a Psychic
Awakening little cinematic. It's like blue, very
blue and white. They're in the Blackstone Fortress
and they're breaking somebody out. I don't know
if it was actually Gilliman or not. Cypher is
involved with the breakout. I don't know. Andy
put Huron Blackheart captures Gilliman and they
also imprisoned him in their Black Fortress.
So you got a point for Black Fortress. Yeah,
I didn't get the right character. Yes, Colin
got it right though. Kyros Fateweaver. Oh, of
course. He binds him in crystal chains and threatens
to execute the Primarch. And they all surrender.
I remember. Two points there. Blackstone Fortress
was right there. Yeah, Blackstone Fortress was
one of them. Abaddon's like, hey, you're on one
of these. I'm pretty sure they break out Gilliman
in just a little cartoon cinematic. It's nothing
crazy. It was just like the trailer for Psychic
Awakening or whatever it was. I don't think I've
even seen that. It's like a slideshow, basically.
It's not really an animation. They really do
like spending their money, don't they? The next
one was Huron Blackheart and his forces attack
the fortress monastery of the Marines' errant.
They steal all their gene seed. Which specific
traitor group did they align with? uh colin put
black legion uh eli put it correct he put knight
lords and i believe andy put black question mark
so eli is the one yeah i didn't know i actually
i'm kind of vaguely remembering this now i haven't
actually got to that part in the in the night
lord omnibus yet i just know what happens He's
in the second book, yeah. I put First Claw in
there. I said I haven't got this far, but it's
probably First Claw. How did I miss that? I did
say a bonus point for if you put First Claw.
A bonus point for you like that, Andy. Nice.
Very nice. The next one was With the birth of
the Great Rift, Terra experiences the event called
the Blackness, and then they're attacked by the
forces of Khorne in the Second Siege of Terra.
How many bloodthirsters and how many Khorne legions
attack Terra? Now, people are annoyingly close
on this one. Andy just put eight. Andy just put
eight. So he means eight. Colin also just put
eight. Eight bloodthirsters and eight demons,
number of corn, and eight demonic cohorts. Eli
put eight bloodthirsters, which is nuts, and
888 legions. You're all going to be so pissed
off because it's eight bloodthirsters and 88
demonic cohorts. That seems underwhelming for
Sieging Terra itself. Just eight bloodthirsters.
We all got a point. That's eight. There's 8 Bloodthirsters
and 88 Demonic Cobblers. Alright, so we all get
a point. None of you are like... Bros put either
8 or 88 in 888. No one gets a point on that one.
What? We said 8. That's a point each. 8 Bloodthirsters
and 88. So we don't get the 88 point, but we
get the 8 Bloodthirsters because we said 8. I
had an 88 in that answer. Everyone gets a point.
How? We knew what the V was. We knew what the
gimmick of Korn was, and we said 8. Come on,
give us a point. It's 8 bloodthirsters and 88
legions. But me and Colin put 8 bloodthirsters,
so that's a point. So that's like 16 bloodthirsters.
You put 88 and then 888. Wait, wait, wait. So
wait, I put eight and Colin put eight, right?
That's what we put. Are you combining answers?
No, no, no, no, no, no. How, how, how, how? Me
and Colin both put eight as our answers, correct?
So technically they said eight. Eight what? Eight
of both. Eight of both, presumably. That's a
half point each. That's a point each. I can give
you guys a half point. If we say it's a two pointer,
just because it'll be easier to edit. If we say
a point each. Then we get a point for eight bloodthirsters.
This was the question I wanted. Two points, by
the way. I think we should get eight points.
Well, Eli, what did you put? You put 88. I put
too many. 88 bloodthirsters and 888. No, no,
no. But you should get a point for 88 legions.
Bloodthirsters. He put 88 blood first against
the legions. You got 88 legions, we got 8 blood
first. We should get a point. This is the most
like... Let's just have no points then. Okay,
I understand how. Let's get no points. No one
gets a point. Fair. It's an expert section, two
part. They don't need both part. Alright, we
get no points. Don't worry about it. This question
does not please the work in Kakinter. If we do
this, people are going to be like, look at these
law crimes guys thinking they know Warhammer
lore. And they put the wrong... They're going
to crucify us. The last one was during the second
battle of Damnos, Cato Sicarius and the Ultramarines
returned to destroy the Necrons. And in their
initial attack, they attempted to destroy the
Necrons' power supply, only to find it powered
by a Catan shard. I wanted to know which Catan
this shard was a part of. I think everybody...
Well, Eli put literally one of two Necron books
I haven't read. Probably The Nightbringer, though.
There's a Necron questions in the quiz. The second
one, by the way. 1 .5 Necron questions. Where
do you get off, pal? Andy put The Deceiver. Vortex
Grenade go wee. And then Colin put Nightbringer.
I always get them confused. It doesn't matter
because no one got it right. Okay. It's not The
Nightbringer? It's The Avenue. I don't know how
to pronounce this one. It's called Yagrania.
Yeah, Cain of Sicarius touches kids. Wow. Wow.
I thought Eli might have that one. I actually
knew that. Bro. bro's tormented by i think one
of the few questions he got wrong was the necron
question damn painful even though it's a freaking
ultramarine's book it's an ultramarine's question
it's not a necron's book it just happens to be
you love your xenos law you gotta take it wherever
it is there's plenty of necron books there's
tons of them In 999 and 41? I don't know, man.
I don't know. Exactly, yeah. Annoyingly, everything
else is in 998 and 97. Surely Imhotek sneezed
on Helbrekton in 99. Imhotek is actually... No,
not Imhotek. Orokin was also appearing, but he's
basically in the same thing with Anrakia, the
Traveler, so I couldn't fold it into the same
question. Very annoying. Andy, I've officially
lost track now. Please tell me... So this round,
I got three points round two and three. Eli got
three points round one and four. Colin got three
points round two and three. So I think the scores
are Eli has eight, Colin has 15, and I have 16.
Shit. Shit. I think it looks right on my notes.
Big shit. I think it's about right. If it's any
consolation, I wanted you to win, but I also
have pride, so I was like... I tried to spread
that. The amount of them that, by the way, looking
up 9941, the amount of them are just like, person
arrives at planet, there was problem. Like, the
amount of things in the lore that was just that.
No one knows about the Battle of Jogorus, though
it's basically the entire White Scars codex they
had. Was it 9th edition? 8th edition? It's just
in that one thing. Yeah, and that's all there
is. It feels bad, man. It feels bad. Nobody gets
the lore they want. Apart from Ultramarines fans,
they get loads. By the way, in the beginning
section, the book that has the Drukhari, the
Dark Golden Throne, great book. Send me that
link. I need to know what you... put into this.
What have you done, sir? What have you done?
What has he done? He's sent a link and I can't
copy it. What is this? Oh, it's Dagoth Wave.
Nice. Dagoth Wave. Everyone check out Dagoth
Wave. If anyone's interested, the sudden death
question was, what's the name of the Blackstone
Fortress that destroyed Cadia? Will of Eternity?
Yeah. Oh, Colin, you're on mute, by the way.
His name is Blackstone Fortress. Yeah, that's
right. Andy would have had that. The Shadow of
Intent. Good halo. The three booms for Cadia,
please. Colin, I accidentally... Why a big boom
for Cadia? Colin, I did... A video a while back,
and my wires got crossed, and I said a character's
vessel was called the Shadow of Intent in one
of my lore videos. I'm such an idiot, but also
I was like, I'm proud. I am proud. Hell yeah.
So yeah, that's us. Congratulations, Andy, though.
Thank you. I would like to thank Hal for not
being a participant in this quiz so that I could
win. I don't think I would have. Most of this,
I don't know if I would have. I don't know if
I would have been actually that good at this.
If it's any consolation, when it's my turn, I
will do an Eldar quiz. I think after this, though,
I don't think Andy could be part of the sad podium
club. You're creeping too high up there in the
numbers now there. They're turning on you, Andy.
Bear in mind, Colin, I've got one gold dot. He's
got two. That means he's had Look, all I'm seeing
right now is one of the crabs getting close to
escaping the bucket. You're like, come here,
sir. No, you don't. Bruh. It's over. It's all
over now. I would have been so mad at you, Colin,
if you didn't get the second Siege of Polia one,
by the way. That took me a minute, but like I
said, Godric and Felix and Caiaphas Cain, I read
them all damn near back to back. So it's just
a blob. It's in there. I had to like sifle, like,
what's the word? I don't know. Peruse through
the file. The mind palace. Yeah. The mind palace.
The mental Rolodex. Yeah. The SpongeBob brain
filing cabinet. I had to, you know, break through
it a little bit. Kids these days won't even know
what a Rolodex is. Why would they ever see one?
Fine dining and breathing. Did you ever send
a fax, Andy, before? No, but I knew about them.
No, I did. I did send a fax once. It was crazy.
I've never sent a fax. Although, fun fact, this
week I had to get a purchase. I spent so many
notes on Warhammer books, I now have a binder
so that I can go back to my notes. Warhammer
files. My lord. That's where we're at right now.
But yes, before we bid adieu, should we go through
some more donations? Yes. Let me just click this.
So the first one, and this is chucking his person
on the table. We've got Powderkeg Red. We love
you, buddy. This one's for you, Colin. Colin,
you look more homeless than usual. Thank you.
From his own home that he bought. In the home
that I own. Look, it's a stream. It's not even
barely part of the chest up. I'm putting on a
nice sweater and then I'm going to a family dinner
later. Hands down, I've got the nice He's winning
the pooing right now. Yeah, dude. I've got my
hog just swinging out right now. Just waiting
on the chair. Hauling alone. Crazy. I like to
leave a snail trail on my chair when I scream.
Okay. Oh, my word. Okay. We're at the seat cushion.
Thank you for the $5. Everyone looks like they
can apply as 1800s investors. Thank you. Wow.
Inside shot. Jebediah penny farthing. Look at
that. That's a hell of a good call. That's a
new one. That's a new one. So the next one, Eli,
specifically for you. Orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs.
Thank you very much for the $50. Thank you. Eli,
I heard you were talking smack about Ontario.
What does Alberta have? Everything, by the way.
Nothing, just snow and more snow. You were just
sour because you're the Texas of Canada. Nothing
wrong with that. You're just jealous of our milk
bags. No, I'm not. Love you all. We love you
too, Orcs, Orcs, Orcs. We have the highest GDP
per capita and the lowest taxes, and we have
oil, and we're having a horrible living. Eli,
wait. What the hell is a milk bag? In Ontario,
they drink milk out of bags. Orcs, Orcs, Orcs
is making fun of me for living in Alberta. But
they're drinking milk out of bags. Can you believe
that? What do you mean they drink milk out of
a bag? That's exactly what I mean. It comes in
a plastic bag. I gotta throw my milk out. It's
been in my fridge for like two months. Oh my
gosh. Bro, my milk's good, bro. Chalk it down
the sink. Even if you live in Ontario, I still
love you. Even if you live in Ontario. Bruh.
What's the biggest attraction in Alberta? Oh,
we have Banff. People from China come to Banff
all the time. What's Banff? It's a national park.
It's very nice. Waterton is very pretty. Banff
is great. North America does have really good
national parks. Indiana has the Dunes and several
different hotspots. We also have Drumheller too,
which has a big T -Rex dinosaur museum. they're
like big they're just the dudes they're just
like really scenic sand dunes damn and it's by
lake michigan so you know it's also a beach we
got big ben big ben the big big ben's pretty
cool big eyeball man big ben madame two sods
and um other things and there's a lot in london
don't forget as a rust belt state uh indiana
also has uh meth heads Jake Gordon says, Canada
sucks so bad, China sends people to spy on their
trees. Pretty true. If I lived in Ontario, I
couldn't afford to be a YouTuber, so I'm pretty
happy to be living in Alberta. I'm just... Troy's
about to have that oil money scene. We actually
used it, he didn't send it all the way. Whatever,
whatever, it's fine. It's fine. We're about to
apologize, guys. I'm not going to crash out.
Thank you guys for watching. I think after my
quiz, it's a bit of my poo for you. Do you know
we buy oil this way? That just seems stupid.
Yeah, it is stupid. We buy foreign oil. I got
to stop. The Canadian economics rant is coming
out right now. you guys we are we also on Spotify
of course but uh thank you guys for listening
to this episode appreciate you all let us know
how you guys did uh back to regular stuff normal
podcast uh things next week though and we'll
see you guys very soon thank you especially to
red crazy you're crazy man the boy crucified
hockey tubes also shout out to the Red Scout
talos because talos is good He's not very good.
I thought you meant Talos the actual character.
If you ask Nightlord's fans, he's good. Because
he felt bad about doing it. Yeah, I felt bad
when I skinned that baby, so I'm a good person.
That's how that works, right? What he does in
the third book is nuts. Don't spoil it. I've
already had enough spoilers. Alright guys, we'll
see you guys all very soon. Peace. Bye -bye.