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What's going on there? It's a scary man with

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a... John Titus. I'm John Titus. I'm here to

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retake the 500 Worlds. I'm John Titus, and we're

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going to retake Ultramar. Well, I don't have

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that, but I do have this soda. Wow, that's a

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picture. I didn't see the picture before the

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stream. Wow. For those of you who can't quite

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see it, this is Saddam Hussein. Wow. What a way

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to start an episode. I've been having paracetamol

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cough syrup. Make up some purple lean. Get some

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purple drink in you. Get yourself some soda blocked

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by debris and rubble. White vinegar and bicarbonate.

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That'll clean me out. Next time I'm sick, I'm

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mixing up the cough syrup with the Sprite. It's

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happening. Cough syrup? Cough syrup. Cough syrup.

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anyways uh we're gonna talk about the 500 worlds

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today cool because eli has been a gem and he's

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got the actual book because um question you like

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can you buy them separately or do you have to

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buy them all in like a collection buy them all

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together i think it was like literally 100 canadian

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dollars for these freaking books 80 at least

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yeah wow yeah yeah i just want the one the sliver

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one i just want the law yeah me too the necrons

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lore like this this part of the book is goaded

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the rest of it pretty mid if i'm being honest

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it's because it has people stick around stick

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around and keep on watching because the necrons

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lore is cool okay um so before um because eli's

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done the deep dive we we've got colin who's gonna

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do like a little bit of well yeah yeah up to

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like your knees uh but uh before that uh 500

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worlds It's actually something that bridges the

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divide between 40K and 30K. So to start us off,

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Colin, what exactly is the deal with the 500

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worlds of Ultramar? Well, you see the 500 worlds

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of Ultramar, right? That's Gilliman's crib. It's

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where he lives on all of them. That was the stupidest

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thing. God, he's massive. Dude, he's the biggest

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Primark. It's not Vulcan, it's Gilliman. He's

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like 10 planets. Stupid. But no, that was inflation.

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It has been 10 ,000 years, right? Like, you know,

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it's the Kragian dollar ain't what it used to

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be. But no, the 500 worlds is sure enough when,

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you know, Gilliman was part of just on his own.

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He landed on the Krag. It was it was already

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a pretty solid place. And he started, sure enough,

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once he became the guy in charge, once he once

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he became Augustus Foley after his dad died.

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He started expanding Macrog into a nice little

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mini space empire, relative to the Imperium anyways,

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mini. By the time the Emperor found him, it was

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pretty decently sized. And over the course of

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the, you know, as the Great Crusade went on a

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little bit, it would reach its peak, which was,

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of course, 500 world. There he is. There he is

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lounging on his well -deserved throne. And it

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was good. Even this early into the Imperium's

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history, still the Great Crusade. This was probably

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the second wealthiest, nicest place to be, short

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of Terra. Quite frankly, I'm going to say it

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was the nicest place to be because Terra is hive

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shit world. Oh, definitely. It stinks. And Mars

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is... well yeah mars is like do you want to be

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lobotomized and terror is like get into the dirt

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pilgrim like ultramar is arguably the nicest

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place ever because it's a bit more lax with you

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know do we have to follow dad's rule if he's

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all the way over there yeah it's okay we can

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play games until midnight it's fine at least

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compared to you know like those the random pleasure

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worlds or whatever that are probably you know

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half the time they're just slanesh fronts it's

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like a shell company For a chaos god, Ultramar

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is one of the nice places to be. And it was a

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bastion of imperial power far out in the galaxy.

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Because for those of you who might not be familiar

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with the map of the 40k galaxy, Ultramar is damn

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near at the eastern rim of the galaxy. It is

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very close to the edge in a segmentum ultima.

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And unfortunately, really close to the Tau Empire,

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which is sad. That's not a problem right now.

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The tower is still cavemen at this point in time.

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No warp storm time warp shenanigans happen yet.

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They're still just hanging out somewhere. But

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yeah, so even this early on, Ultramar is a jewel

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of the Imperium. Macrog is the shining little

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gem on top of the jewel. And it was pretty well.

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And even throughout the heresy, the 500 worlds

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were mostly intact. Lorgar and Angeron did burn

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down. I think it was like a hundred worlds. He

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said like reduced a hundred to ashes. I think

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it was 70 in the end, wasn't it? 70. I think

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because the 70th was new Syria, wasn't it? And

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then it like, it's like the last one. And then

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they make the ruin storm. Well, in something

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that, you know, I'll break form a little bit.

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We'll be nice to them and say, we'll round it

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up to 100. Probably 100. Let's be honest. 70

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to 100. Up to a fifth of Ultramar was burned

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to the ground, which sucks. But it was reclaimed.

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It was rebuilt. You know, the word bearers and

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world eaters weren't really conquering. It was

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the Shadow Crusade. They were just kind of causing

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a ruckus to keep Gilman busy from the rest of

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the heresy. After that, things were rebuilt.

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Kalth was turned into a marble, and if anything,

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that kind of just helped because it became the

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best shipyard short of, I think, isn't Saturn

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a shipyard in Terra? Well, I know there's the

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Saturnine, like what they call the solar auxilia

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people, the Saturnine. They kind of fall by the

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wayside by the end of the Horus heresy. Because

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even one of the books, Fury's Abyss, it's like,

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oh, we used to be the top dogs in the Navy. Now

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no one cares about us anymore. So I think it's

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a bit more homogenized. But they're probably

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still quite a powerhouse. But you got Mars. Mars.

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You got Mars. Or was it Jupiter? I swore one

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of the gas giants was also a shipyard in the

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solar system. Probably Jupiter, yeah. Which makes

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the Grey Knight's secret base right in front

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of it kind of awkward. But for Ultramar, we'll

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get back on top of Colin. It got punched, you

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know, it got a sucker punch, but it recovered.

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But come the end of the heresy, Gilliman does

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his thing and splits all the legions into chapters,

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which does include his own legion. He's mostly

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fair with that. Ignore the Genesis chapter over

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there. And Gilliman, you know, as a result of

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all this, Ultramar kind of is intentionally shrunk

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a bit because... He's, of course, you know, Macrog

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is still going to be in the hands of the Ultramarines.

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I'd say he's earned that little bit of nepotism.

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But as a Legion, you could justify having 500

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worlds supplying one Legion, make sure they're

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never going to be waiting too long for supplies

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and resources and whatnot. 1 ,000 dudes do not

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need 500 planets. That is very unnecessary. So

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it was cut down a bit. jumping ahead a bit but

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it's you could summarize it at least i think

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very nicely by saying and then the next 10 000

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years happened where you know the imperium stagnated

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stagnated some more started declining and at

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various paces to ultra mars credit and mcrog

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mostly now because it's kind of shrinking around

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mcrog for the ultra marines it held out better

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than anyone else uh the ultra marines have kept

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a large amount of their stuff from the great

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crusade mcrog itself has for the most part it's

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been like invaded like three times over the course

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of ten thousand years it's done pretty well for

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itself let lest we not forget lest we not forget

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the first tyrannic war well that's you know it

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come like the lat come the modern era 40k those

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invasions suddenly went from like zero over nine

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thousand years to bam hansu bam tyranids bam

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more tyranids but for the most part ultramar

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had remained fairly stable but That is by comparison

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to the rest of the Imperium. It had still, you

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know, everyone forgot how to do certain things.

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The Macrog just forgot how to, you know, make

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less things like the degradation hit them the

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least, but it still hit them. And even beyond

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that, even beyond Gilman's initial, you know,

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the initial, not culling, what's the downsizing,

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the initial downsizing of how, you know, big

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the... Ultramarine's territory was. It did still,

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for various other reasons, just over the course

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of 10 ,000 years, shrink more and more until

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we get to the modern day of the setting. And

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by the time McGilliman's return, they had like

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a handful. They were a fraction of the 500 worlds.

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For one reason or another, a lot of them had

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become independent. Not necessarily independent

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from the Imperium, although some certainly did.

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But more so, at least in the case of some of

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them, it's like you're no longer... you're not

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ruling us anymore, Ultramarines. We're doing

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our own thing now. We're still paying the tithes,

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still paying our taxes, but we're not flying

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the blue flag anymore. Don't some of them, they

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end up, instead of having like a ruling like

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Civitas or other similar things that they had

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in McCrae, they end up just going to like noble

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families just because. Yeah. They just take them.

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They start like the rest of the Imperiums, you

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know. noble family endless hell of imperial government

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yeah imperial governor politics kind of takes

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over again like you know kind of like i was saying

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there's still imperial worlds they sure as hell

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aren't ultramarine worlds anymore gilliman wakes

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up and he did you know kind of do this uh maybe

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he would have been maybe things would have been

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different if you know whatever amount of planets

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he originally gave them at first was still what

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they held but that was not the case Ultramarines

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were a fraction of their former selves. And he's

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not a fan of that. So, after the various Indominus

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Crusades and all, you know, waking up, one -punch

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manning his way through world leaders and whatnot,

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he declares and puts our good old pal Captain,

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now once again Captain Titus, in charge of one

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very simple but certainly not easy mission. To

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bring back the 500 worlds to... Exactly what

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it says on the tin. Bring them up to the 500

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they once were. As per the trailer he got, Titus

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is not sure if that's physically possible, but

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it's better to have something worth fighting

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for, right? What is that line in Star Trek? Maybe

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it's better to want than not have. I would like

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to say he can always resort... I don't think

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that's it. He can always resort to, I have main

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character energy. Why not? Let's give it a pass.

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Well, he can't acknowledge that in -universe.

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That's a narrative faux pas. You can only do

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that if you're thankful. But Titus, it's an uphill

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battle to say the least. You know, going into

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the 500 Worlds campaign, Titus is going to give

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it his best alongside all of the forces under

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his command. You know, the Second Company, the

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Auxilia forces. He's ready to try and reclaim

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those 500 Worlds. Whether or not he's going to

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succeed, he doesn't seem to think he can. But,

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hey, you know, it's better to have goals, right?

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And he certainly has one hell of a goal in front

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of him. he's not alone though and he is building

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upon the uh there's some work in the dark imperium

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trilogy that goes on i'm sure andy's maybe got

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some parts for that but um he's not there's been

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some work in the background it's not just like

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a random uh endeavor necessarily like but titus

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is now leading it rather than it's just a he's

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no stronger a stabilizer it's not a stabilization

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effort it's a proactive effort but i think a

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lot of the yeah yeah ultra marines probably fall

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into the um i think kalgar said at one point

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like he's when gilliman returned he kind of realizes

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like they thought they were doing a great job

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the ultra marines and they realized they've just

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been reactive not proactive yeah that was this

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entire time very good way to put what i was trying

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to say where it's like they they fell apart the

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least but they still kind of fell apart so the

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500 worlds campaign is an effort to at least

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territorially fix that for doing for being the

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guy in charge of the campaign ted is quite a

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lot of fighting instead of man table things i

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mean he's just on the ground for most of this

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stuff not even like telling people what to do

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he's i guess he's entrusted the other guys I

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mean, you know, if we're being nice, right, a

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quality of leadership is knowing when to delegate.

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You know, maybe if some people in charge of the

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Great Crusade knew how to delegate a bit better,

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things would be a little nicer in the Imperium.

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Failing that. I'm watching Space Marine 2 footage

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right now. I think we know what Titus is best

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at. And it's when he's turning people into meat.

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Apparently, according to Imperial history, one

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can delegate too much and then it just leads

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to endless 10 ,000 years of bureaucracy and stagnation.

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You gotta find that sweet spot. And because I

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thought it'd be cute, I'm cosplaying as Metaurus

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from Secret Level. Look at that. Very nice. Idris

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Elba. Always a banger. Shout out to Knuckles.

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Yeah. All right. That's everything we got on

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the 500 Worlds, I assume, Colin. Just a brief

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little buildup. Once again, shout out to the

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religious planet named Sotha. Glory to the tribunal.

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Esbandor is dead, right, as well, Andy, from

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Dark Imperium, the one that the Death Guard attacked.

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It was like a place of, like, you know, uh grand

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structures and stuff and now it's like a big

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smelly cesspit in the words of uh decimus of

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the 11th company well got crunked it was pretty

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bad yeah he did not say that by the way yeah

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dark imperium plague wars has done a number on

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the 500 worlds what's aryan has no chill with

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that petulant child energy going on yeah gilliman

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gilliman talks about that in his little speech

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he has a big I don't actually know if it was

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a speech. I think it was just a letter that he

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wrote, actually. It's the preface to the Consialis

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Imperitus Ultramar. Yeah, it wasn't a speech.

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It was just a letter. What did he say? Lobos,

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Parmenio, and Eax are still festering from the

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Death Guard wounds. But he does mention Mortarion

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a little bit, and now he doesn't like him. Anyways,

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I guess a tiny bit more on the 500 Worlds. Because

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there's actually not that much lore on the 500

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Worlds specifically, but I'll tell you about

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it later. There's four Tetras, the Northern,

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Southern, Eastern, and Western one. Andy will

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probably know more about these characters, so

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I'll let him talk about it. The Northern one

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is under Captain Agamemnon, and they're fighting

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Chaos Marines. The Southern one is under Captain

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Porton, who was part of the Genesis chapter.

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it's hard the southern place is uh small but

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it's like really impossible to get around they're

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fighting xenos pirates and other such things

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and people uprisings and stuff keep happening

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they're called like the haunted uh the haunted

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front or something like that to to keep up with

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you uh captain agaman is first captain of the

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ultramarines he's like the regent of ultramar

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other guy no clue he's just some random love

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shadow genesis chapter guy i have no idea who

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that is yeah the book also The book also typos

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and says in one page it says Captain Fortson

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is a Doom Eagles captain and then another page

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it says he's the Genesis chapter captain. Is

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it the case that maybe they've retconned it that

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Genesis is not just like the reserves for the

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Ultramarines but like the whole of the ten shield

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worlds? Because bear in mind there are ten shield

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worlds in the 500 worlds and Ultramarines is

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one of them. Genesis chapter is not one of them.

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So maybe now they're like, we just divert them

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to all 10. But you're on the Protoss front, which

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is a... Like Starcraft? I guess so. The Protoss

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front. This is Captain Balthus. Am I talking

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about Captain Balthus? Am I talking about the

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right guy right now? Am I trolling you guys?

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No, I'm talking about Captain Portis. Sorry.

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I'm going from Starcraft to Balthus Argeld right

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now. Yeah, sorry. The Andermung front says Captain

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Portis of the Doom Eagles governs the Southern

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Tetra. And then if we go freaking over here.

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Bear with me, Chad. Bear with me. Maybe there's

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just two guys with the same name. In Warhammer,

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Hal? So I was talking about Captain Fortin. I

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am definitely trolling. I am talking about Captain

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Fortin. The Captain Fortin says it's the Doom

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Eagles. Now it says Captain Fortin Genesis Chapter.

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And the Amordung front, whatever it comprises,

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blah, blah, blah. Here, Captain Portent of the

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Genesis chapter oversees the Tetra's amalgamation.

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Because the thing is, there used to be five Tetrarchs.

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So I assume that because of the aforementioned

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planet that gets absolutely bodied, they're like,

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well, we don't need that Tetrarch anymore. We're

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going to have four. And then each Tetrarch has

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a Tetra, I assume. Yeah. Because, yeah, poor,

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poor Spandor. So anyways, that doesn't actually

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matter. That's just a silly typo. I assume that's

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supposed to be the Genesis chapter, not the Doom

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Eagles, because the Doom Eagles are already in

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a different one. Well, the Genesis chapter aren't

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part of the S .H .I .E .L .D. world, so I assume

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it's either like a mistake or it's he used to

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be part of the Genesis, then he was sent to the

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Doom Eagles, and therefore he can be both. It's

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one of those two. It's got to be. Yeah, I don't

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know. It's a weird choice, I guess. um the eastern

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tetra is uh let's see is under captain felix

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under captain felix is he does he matter he's

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the he's weird he's the 11th captain of the ultramarines

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he's in like the god blight books and he's a

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primaris and then gilliman's like screw the codex

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i'm gonna have 11 captains i don't think you're

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allowed to do that gilliman you did this before

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so he's felix decimus i believe his name is Look,

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if there's anyone who can unwrite the Codex,

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you know, I'm going with the guy who wrote it

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to begin with. And every Codex -compliant chapter

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seeing this is like, he can't keep getting away

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with this! Because he did it with the size of

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the Emperor, too, so yeah. Your dad should have

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come back first then, bozos. And sorry, I misspoke.

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The Southern Tetra's not the haunted one. That's

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the West Tetra. The Southern one, it's just hard

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to get around, so they're just going slow and

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steady. But the Eastern one is Captain Felix.

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He's been fighting in a handful of sectors while

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ensuring the security. In other words, it's a

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very conservative approach, I guess, 50 -50.

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His initial wins have been very big, but the

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task ahead of him is very large, and he has a

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ton of very big planets to take. Then the West

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Tetra is Captain Balthus, who's actually of the

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Doom Eagles. And this is the Haunted Front. It's

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supernatural, and there's scary threats, and

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reclaimed worlds don't stay under control, and

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they kept having rebellions or disasters. And

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so Mr. Balthus is trying to go fast and hard.

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Is he everything cool about him, Andy? Just a

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guy. All right. Just a Dumizos guy. He's raised

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his hands for the audio listeners. As I pointed

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out, audio listeners, the text is like a couple

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sentences for these sections. So there's like

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really not a lot to go about. But alongside Titus

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are his wardens of Ultramar, as I believe they're

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called, in the box. The box that comes with the

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five dudes. uh I don't know it's a little awkward

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I I don't know if you can separate them in the

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game I feel like you should be able to you shouldn't

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have three human beings running around with Space

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Marine squad in the front lines you can as you

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can I think you can take Titus separately or

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you can take him with this as a come on as like

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a command squad yeah you can get for regular

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Space Marines because the wardens of Ultramar

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are basically like an elite task force of mortals

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and Astartes as far as I can tell Most of them,

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the mortals don't have anything to do with fighting,

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though, so it doesn't make much sense for them

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to be on tabletop, to be honest, but it's fine.

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They're cool. They look cool. I think they're

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more supplemental. They're not a guard regiment,

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but they do have one of the ultramarines, McCraggy,

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and it's not a planetary defense force. It's

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like a militia, and the militia bolsters the

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second company. Yes. In AOS, there's a guy who's...

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in the idoneth army who's he's just an accountant

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he's hanging around so hey yeah who's the who's

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the the death guard guy who's got the um the

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book and he gives you command points oh the uh

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the scribe or whatever yeah people in the chat

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please let us i don't know i can't remember he

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just sits there and just gives people command

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points lord gillius scrungled those yeah i don't

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know it's grotesque yeah uh so anyway i'll just

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mention the four new like um cuban characters

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then andy or someone can talk about uh chad real

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and idris elba i don't remember his name uh so

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first of all there's like it's like literally

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like two sentences of lore that they get in this

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book i'm not sure if they're in any novels uh

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i would be surprised if they're they're new they're

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all new yeah surely we're gonna get 500 world's

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novels Do you think we will? Or do you think

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it's just going to be a random campaign? Well,

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I guess the elephant in the room is, is this

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going to be like where Space Marine 2 goes? I

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wouldn't mind if Space Marine 2, instead of having

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a linear campaign, was more like... Three. Sorry,

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three. I wouldn't mind if it was more like...

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I wouldn't mind if it was more like Battlefleet

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Gothic, where it was like you have a big section

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of space, and it's like you have a timer, kind

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of like in Mechanicus, and you could just be

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like... here are all these places and pick them

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and do like missions, bring them into the fold,

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crush this rebellion, bolster this garrison.

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And then it's all more like you have to have

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like a gauge or something to build up at the

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end of the campaign and you have to pick and

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choose. Like that would be fun, but then it would

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really mess with the law, I guess. This also

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sounds way too large scale. for this company.

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I think they'd rather spend 90 % of their time

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making the walls look pretty and ray tracing

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water. So whatever. I don't like them. I don't

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like them. It doesn't matter. Whatever. 500 Worlds.

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The new characters. There's Gaia Silva, Emilia

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Minervis, Daniel Cornelius, and Lucia. I don't

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know which one. I'll say Lucia for now. So Gaia

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Silva. He's a Commodore in the Ultramar Fleet.

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This is a Navy guy. He's known for being very

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calm and collected, always having a cool head,

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being very diplomatic and making sure the relations

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between the Space Marines and the Mortal Crew

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and they get along. He has Emperor -class flagship,

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the Magnificence of Throne. That's it. Amelia

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is the Legatus of the Defense Auxilia. of the

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30th she leads the 30th mcraig defense auxilia

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uh one of these regiments sorry this regiment

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is attached to titus's fleet amongst many other

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ones she's a big fan of the codex she has memorized

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from the front to back yeah that's it she's basically

00:24:42.609 --> 00:24:44.809
a mortal ultramarine it's kind of yeah kind of

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whack yeah uh daniel cornelius is the navigator

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sorry not navigator uh astropath he served in

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fortress the fortress of Hera for over a century.

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He's now in Titus's fleet. He's kind of a jerk

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and no one likes him, but Titus likes him. He's

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really good at being an astropath and sending

00:25:03.069 --> 00:25:06.049
messages. He's a really good mailman. He makes

00:25:06.049 --> 00:25:08.210
people really mad, but Titus is always on his

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side and keeps him safe. He's that grumpy co

00:25:10.910 --> 00:25:14.190
-worker who always does a good job, but Titus

00:25:14.190 --> 00:25:17.200
would be like, all right. Navigator, can you,

00:25:17.279 --> 00:25:19.519
not Navigator, Astropath, could you send me a

00:25:19.519 --> 00:25:21.299
message to McCrag? He's like, oh, do you want

00:25:21.299 --> 00:25:23.279
me to make some recap for you as well? And he's

00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:25.700
just there like, I know you're under a lot of

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stress. You're an old geezer. You're a hundred

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years old and you're always being attacked by

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demons. I'm going to be patient with you. Could

00:25:31.799 --> 00:25:34.980
you please send a message to McCrag? And he's

00:25:34.980 --> 00:25:39.579
like, okay. He's just a grumpy git. He's a grumpy

00:25:39.579 --> 00:25:42.779
git. titus knows that under his grumpiness he's

00:25:42.779 --> 00:25:44.640
sure he loves ultramar and he'll do anything

00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:47.680
for it it is kind of funny that you can have

00:25:47.680 --> 00:25:51.119
titus's literal mailman walking around on tabletop

00:25:51.119 --> 00:25:54.160
with you and like psychic blasting people uh

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lucia besta is the plenty never i've never heard

00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:02.500
this word in my life to be honest uh plenty potentiary

00:26:02.500 --> 00:26:07.380
of ultramar plenty potentiary yeah yeah uh she's

00:26:07.380 --> 00:26:10.109
a negotiator to bring resistance worlds into

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the fold without battle, and she's really good

00:26:12.750 --> 00:26:15.589
at negotiating. And that's it. Those are your

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new immortal characters in the box. General Kenobi.

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To be fair to her, she's also the one person

00:26:22.890 --> 00:26:24.970
on the team who's like, can we get one of the

00:26:24.970 --> 00:26:27.390
500 worlds without any conflict? I'll try and

00:26:27.390 --> 00:26:29.750
find a way of doing that, because otherwise it's

00:26:29.750 --> 00:26:31.410
going to be a bloodbath. Yeah, because a lot

00:26:31.410 --> 00:26:33.589
of these, as we said, are just pretty regular

00:26:33.589 --> 00:26:36.660
worlds. who aren't part of Ultima anymore. So

00:26:36.660 --> 00:26:38.299
they're kind of trying to bring them back. They

00:26:38.299 --> 00:26:40.880
don't have to fight on all of these fronts, which

00:26:40.880 --> 00:26:42.980
is pretty nice. But there's your four new immortal

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characters. There's every piece of lore that

00:26:44.960 --> 00:26:47.480
is currently on them. Andy, would you like to

00:26:47.480 --> 00:26:50.980
talk about the two Space Marines? All right.

00:26:51.220 --> 00:26:54.700
Who should I pick first? Do we want, as Eli would

00:26:54.700 --> 00:26:57.140
call him, Idris Elba, Metaurus? Or do I talk

00:26:57.140 --> 00:27:02.559
about Gadda's? Best to last. Best for last. Okay,

00:27:02.559 --> 00:27:04.609
I'll start with Gadriel then. I like Metaurus,

00:27:04.809 --> 00:27:08.190
so I'm going to go with Gadas. You know, I wish

00:27:08.190 --> 00:27:12.410
Chiron lived instead. Yeah, we all do. Shall

00:27:12.410 --> 00:27:17.670
I mention Chiron briefly? Yeah, they died. Let

00:27:17.670 --> 00:27:19.470
me see. There's actually a little, like, they

00:27:19.470 --> 00:27:22.230
get their tiny little blurb in here saying, oops,

00:27:22.349 --> 00:27:26.289
they died, sorry. Here's Acheron's fall. He could

00:27:26.289 --> 00:27:28.289
only spare three men to bring to the Genestealer

00:27:28.289 --> 00:27:33.210
cult planet. I do know the story, so I might

00:27:33.210 --> 00:27:36.789
as well say it, I guess. Captain Acheron was

00:27:36.789 --> 00:27:39.369
leading his guys and they got the distress signal

00:27:39.369 --> 00:27:43.230
from an imperial world and they went to investigate

00:27:43.230 --> 00:27:46.289
because there was also missing shipments of dudes

00:27:46.289 --> 00:27:49.170
and stuff. When they got there, the Genestealer

00:27:49.170 --> 00:27:52.250
cults trolled them and they closed the domes

00:27:52.250 --> 00:27:54.490
to the city. Or no, they didn't close it. Acheron

00:27:54.490 --> 00:27:56.710
closed it, I guess. He trapped the man. He trapped

00:27:56.710 --> 00:27:59.089
the Genestealer. He found Genestealer cults,

00:27:59.089 --> 00:28:02.539
so Acheron was like... sacrificed himself, closed

00:28:02.539 --> 00:28:05.440
the nuclear protection dome to the city so no

00:28:05.440 --> 00:28:08.160
one could get out. And then the Ultramarines,

00:28:08.180 --> 00:28:11.039
including Chiron and Acheron, fell in battle

00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:13.920
to the glorious Genestealer cults. The Forearmed

00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:16.359
Emperor was victorious that day. The Genestealer

00:28:16.359 --> 00:28:18.799
cults beat the Ultramarines. Who could have ever

00:28:18.799 --> 00:28:21.759
thought? Glory to the Forearmed Emperor. And

00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:24.259
it's worth mentioning as well that with Titus

00:28:24.259 --> 00:28:27.640
leaving Second Company for a brief time for Secret

00:28:27.640 --> 00:28:31.980
Level, Chiron was promoted to lieutenant to replace

00:28:31.980 --> 00:28:35.759
him. So he actually like circumvented Gadriel

00:28:35.759 --> 00:28:38.960
because Gadriel was a sergeant. He went, oh,

00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:42.000
what the hell? He gets like two promotions at

00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:43.680
once. That's not fair. And then it's just like,

00:28:43.759 --> 00:28:48.660
oh, he's dead. It's a bit sad that Gadriel survives

00:28:48.660 --> 00:28:51.160
when I think Chiron was a better character because

00:28:51.160 --> 00:28:56.039
Gadriel is a snitch and also he's a nerd and

00:28:56.039 --> 00:28:59.500
I hate him. He doesn't even have a backstory.

00:28:59.859 --> 00:29:02.720
Chiron has an actual backstory. He was less frumpy

00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:06.420
Leandros, basically, Gados. But he's handsome.

00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:09.420
But before we get to Gados and the boys, shall

00:29:09.420 --> 00:29:12.500
we go through some donations? Yeah, sure. Oh,

00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:15.660
yeah. Thank you, Chad, for donating. Thank you,

00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:18.740
everyone. Hal became the, what's he called? The

00:29:18.740 --> 00:29:45.380
Jug Fellow. I don't know if anybody would ask

00:29:45.380 --> 00:29:51.000
for that. Sasquatch. Thank you for $2. Papa Nurgle

00:29:51.000 --> 00:29:52.940
just wants to give everyone hugs. That's right,

00:29:53.019 --> 00:29:55.359
he does. I appreciate it. He didn't want to give

00:29:55.359 --> 00:29:57.460
me a hug, but I'm going to be there with Mr.

00:29:57.500 --> 00:30:01.259
Clean. I'm going to push him away. We wear deodorant

00:30:01.259 --> 00:30:04.819
on lore crimes. Yes, sir. It's very easy and

00:30:04.819 --> 00:30:07.599
cheap. You should buy some and wear it. I like

00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:11.119
this blue -collar cat pic. He's cool. It's pretty

00:30:11.119 --> 00:30:16.019
good. Carson Larson. I like that. $30 .18. Thank

00:30:16.019 --> 00:30:18.400
you for the fiber. Love the lore crime, boys.

00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:21.799
Thank you. Also can't wait for Titus to 500 all

00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:27.180
over my world. So true. Bucket of steel table

00:30:27.180 --> 00:30:32.680
with the $2 .79 Canadian. Why does Colin look

00:30:32.680 --> 00:30:37.859
like that? This is just how he looks, bro. I

00:30:37.859 --> 00:30:40.900
think he means why is your face so bright? I

00:30:40.900 --> 00:30:43.220
was actually just going to turn on the light

00:30:43.220 --> 00:30:46.180
in this room because, you know. Sun's going down

00:30:46.180 --> 00:30:50.519
a little bit. Better. It's still very bright.

00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:56.500
It's night time where we are. Me and Andy. Two

00:30:56.500 --> 00:31:00.500
in the afternoon. Would you like to read this,

00:31:00.539 --> 00:31:04.019
Hal? My poor voice is dying here. Eli and Hal

00:31:04.019 --> 00:31:07.559
will wear a green hat 27th of Feb for two euros.

00:31:07.859 --> 00:31:11.000
Andy, I swear to God, if Spotify has no chat

00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:14.420
again... Spotify normally have chat. Are we live

00:31:14.420 --> 00:31:17.380
streaming on Spotify? No. What are you talking

00:31:17.380 --> 00:31:20.380
about? Oh, I think basically there was a mistake

00:31:20.380 --> 00:31:24.920
I made where I uploaded the audio without the

00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:28.240
donos. And so I've changed that. So sorry, folks.

00:31:28.299 --> 00:31:31.519
It was my mistake. It has been changed. I'll

00:31:31.519 --> 00:31:35.559
put that on my calendar right now. It's fixed.

00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:41.339
February. February. and shiko the psycho who's

00:31:41.339 --> 00:31:44.039
been a member for a month hell yeah man new quiz

00:31:44.039 --> 00:31:47.920
when uh still waiting on my caradons episode

00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:51.440
well me and andy well both reading i will say

00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:54.140
this week i've read both of the two i've read

00:31:54.140 --> 00:31:56.160
two out of three novels and two short stories

00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:58.440
on the carcaradons because next week i'm doing

00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:02.339
bail shah on my channel so like i know my carcaradons

00:32:02.339 --> 00:32:06.180
now and yeah maybe uh but also we i have noticed

00:32:06.180 --> 00:32:07.619
we haven't done a quiz in a while so hopefully

00:32:07.619 --> 00:32:10.259
we'll do a quiz andy i think it was andy today

00:32:10.259 --> 00:32:12.960
put that in our discord today actually that we

00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:15.200
should do another quiz so uh shout out to you

00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:17.900
uh orc with boat thank you for the five dollars

00:32:17.900 --> 00:32:22.859
bale char is an elf name can't wait for the con

00:32:22.859 --> 00:32:26.820
to return and beat fulgrim to a pulp Downvoted.

00:32:26.820 --> 00:32:30.140
While his goth, EldarGF, downvoted again. Bounces

00:32:30.140 --> 00:32:32.339
on it crazy style. Y 'all have a good day, boys.

00:32:32.460 --> 00:32:34.140
You have a good day, too. Thank you, man. Have

00:32:34.140 --> 00:32:36.779
a lovely day. Fulgrim, no diffs. Fulgrim, no

00:32:36.779 --> 00:32:41.140
diffs. Can I call it? Would you like to read

00:32:41.140 --> 00:32:48.160
his one? Kill Fulgrim. Anyways, Shalaxy's megalomaniacal

00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:53.680
gripper. Thank you for the 5CA again. Nausea

00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:56.180
overwhelms you as I bellow. It is I who waits

00:32:56.180 --> 00:32:59.500
in the halls. You smell that heat. I am he, the

00:32:59.500 --> 00:33:02.380
one himself. He who farts on his roommate's door.

00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:07.599
Wow. Godspeed. It still makes hell laugh every

00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:10.900
time, bro. The secret to this guy's heart. It's

00:33:10.900 --> 00:33:13.279
the bit where the guy in the video goes, did

00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:15.740
you see that light? That light come across the

00:33:15.740 --> 00:33:19.180
screen? It's still... It's been four years. It's

00:33:19.180 --> 00:33:21.700
been four years. And he's still talking about

00:33:21.700 --> 00:33:25.259
it. Don't kill me, man. USA for five. The most

00:33:25.259 --> 00:33:27.660
devastating hit to Ultramar was the Great Gelt

00:33:27.660 --> 00:33:33.079
Recession of M41. More of metal! So true. Glory

00:33:33.079 --> 00:33:39.380
to Gelt. Archangel QB8. He's been a member for

00:33:39.380 --> 00:33:43.579
25 months. Over two years. I still think Calabar

00:33:43.579 --> 00:33:45.720
talks like the Crimson Chin. Yeah, that's awesome.

00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:49.680
That's a great thing. Darth Sasquatch with the

00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:52.720
Fiverr. Dommy Mommy. Celeste Johnson just wants

00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:54.740
everyone to be their truest self and feel good.

00:33:55.099 --> 00:33:57.819
Real. I did read Sigvald's book lately, so you

00:33:57.819 --> 00:34:02.380
know that's the theme of that book. Is that Budget

00:34:02.380 --> 00:34:06.970
Fulgrim? No. Fuck you, yeah. Wait, what's his

00:34:06.970 --> 00:34:09.750
name again? Sigvald the Magnificent. Sigvald

00:34:09.750 --> 00:34:16.389
the Magnificent. He's so beautiful that he hovers

00:34:16.389 --> 00:34:18.789
across the freaking ground. The ground's not

00:34:18.789 --> 00:34:21.010
worthy of touching him. He floats an inch off

00:34:21.010 --> 00:34:24.730
the ground. His armor is self -cleaning. But

00:34:24.730 --> 00:34:28.360
Kevin Bishop voices him. I don't know who that

00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:30.360
is, but he's got a nice voice. Good for Kevin

00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:33.800
Bishop. He plays a good Sigvald. Yeah. I saw

00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:36.099
that in the trivia. I was like, what? I still,

00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:39.059
Aletha Nara being voiced by Dylan Sprouse is

00:34:39.059 --> 00:34:41.159
still the one that throws me. It's like, no running

00:34:41.159 --> 00:34:46.980
in my nagareth. The more handsome version of

00:34:46.980 --> 00:34:51.579
Mr. Beast and me. Angry homunculus. Thank you

00:34:51.579 --> 00:34:53.900
for the five. Theoretical. Brother, we need to

00:34:53.900 --> 00:34:56.840
talk. Practical. Gilman. By the way, do you guys

00:34:56.840 --> 00:34:58.820
have any idea why the book says the Avenging

00:34:58.820 --> 00:35:05.980
Sons are alt -founding? Andy? Sorry, I was distracted.

00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:09.519
Why the Avenging Sons are alt -founding. They

00:35:09.519 --> 00:35:13.500
shouldn't be. Avenging Sons are 17th founding.

00:35:14.940 --> 00:35:17.099
Ultima founding, I guess, is what he's referring

00:35:17.099 --> 00:35:21.360
to. Yeah, but the Avenging Sons are 19th founding,

00:35:21.500 --> 00:35:25.440
so they're not Ultima founding. That might be

00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:28.579
a mistype. There might be. That Warhammer is

00:35:28.579 --> 00:35:32.980
enormous and people forget things. He's right.

00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:35.519
It does say Ultima founding right here. They're

00:35:35.519 --> 00:35:38.519
wrong. There's multiple mistakes in this book,

00:35:38.539 --> 00:35:41.260
I'm telling you. Who has more retcons? Games

00:35:41.260 --> 00:35:47.480
Workshop or Shakti's death? Or Shakti. It is

00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:53.840
the Sarlacc pit with a Starkiller. Dark Shlong.

00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:59.400
Dragon Shlong. Sorry. For five bucks. Counting

00:35:59.400 --> 00:36:03.239
Felix. Features pretty heavily in the new Call

00:36:03.239 --> 00:36:06.840
book. He does, yeah. Felix is in a lot. He's

00:36:06.840 --> 00:36:09.019
in all the Dark Imperium stuff. And I don't know

00:36:09.019 --> 00:36:10.539
about Dawn of Fire much because I haven't really

00:36:10.539 --> 00:36:13.239
delved very deep. I'm just glad he found some

00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:19.840
work after the end times. Declan Gray. 1185.

00:36:20.079 --> 00:36:22.099
Thank you for being a member for 10 months. Give

00:36:22.099 --> 00:36:24.300
a man Excel and he shall take back 500 worlds.

00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:28.679
That's right. Can you say that name again for

00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:35.360
me? Yeah, I was going to say. Go back. Say it

00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:42.260
again. Declan Gray. There you go. I didn't even

00:36:42.260 --> 00:36:46.510
know you said Declan. Declan. It was like a robot

00:36:46.510 --> 00:36:50.570
invaded Eli's soul for a second. Declan. Hello,

00:36:50.670 --> 00:36:54.170
Declan. Oninata with the five bucks. Acheron,

00:36:54.170 --> 00:36:56.489
Die Filthy Xenos, Gene Steelers. This isn't the

00:36:56.489 --> 00:37:00.829
tabletop nerd. Acheron, Surprise Pikachu. I'd

00:37:00.829 --> 00:37:02.929
say it'd probably be better for them on the tabletop

00:37:02.929 --> 00:37:05.489
than in the lore usually because their lore is

00:37:05.489 --> 00:37:08.909
usually and then they died. It was like probably,

00:37:09.070 --> 00:37:11.670
I don't know, a few dozen Space Marines versus

00:37:12.380 --> 00:37:16.019
A million G -Steelers. Captain Akaran, I can

00:37:16.019 --> 00:37:18.699
only spare two fucks about your death. It's okay.

00:37:19.219 --> 00:37:22.280
Absolutely fine. Have a good day. You cannot

00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:26.639
spare enough men, though. Joe Pippin. Ten bucks.

00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:30.179
They only had room for one Black Ultramarine

00:37:30.179 --> 00:37:32.659
per squad, so they had to kill Ky Rondo and the

00:37:32.659 --> 00:37:40.159
old veteran Black Space Marine. Yeah. Sad would

00:37:40.159 --> 00:37:42.820
have loved to see Chiron fight wordbears. That's

00:37:42.820 --> 00:37:45.000
what I mean. They're fighting wordbears in one

00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:48.920
of these Tetras too. It was right there. But

00:37:48.920 --> 00:37:52.679
no. We paid a lot of money to Blur Studio to

00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:55.400
make that animation. We can't put Chiron in the

00:37:55.400 --> 00:37:58.579
saddle. You know they plan stuff usually like

00:37:58.579 --> 00:38:01.800
three years ahead. So Space Marine 2 came out

00:38:01.800 --> 00:38:04.239
and then a year later these models were already

00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:08.269
here. Which means they basically, I think they

00:38:08.269 --> 00:38:11.869
obviously planned Chiron's death ages ago, but

00:38:11.869 --> 00:38:13.269
they were like, because they basically were like,

00:38:13.309 --> 00:38:17.170
we're going to make a model for this guy. Maybe

00:38:17.170 --> 00:38:19.550
see who people like more. I mean, you know, I

00:38:19.550 --> 00:38:21.849
don't want to, I never want to say like, you

00:38:21.849 --> 00:38:24.690
know, kowtow to the audience that much, but like,

00:38:24.789 --> 00:38:28.510
I don't know, maybe give it a bit, let it simmer,

00:38:28.650 --> 00:38:32.130
see what some reaction, I don't know. We missed

00:38:32.130 --> 00:38:35.840
Drakenslong's first super chat, by the way. Did

00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:40.440
we? Yes, it's important. Let me see if I can

00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:43.639
find it, because usually it stars them, so they're

00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:48.579
all in a nice little bunch. This one here? Yes.

00:38:49.119 --> 00:38:52.699
Thank you for the $5. I'm down 40 % on my pancreas,

00:38:52.699 --> 00:38:55.679
but I'm still not diabetic. Get absolutely ratioed,

00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:58.840
Colin. Also fairly certain my surgeon was Fabio's

00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:02.639
bio. Well, Fabio's bio does do a good job. Could

00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:05.239
have been worse. I hope you the best. And, you

00:39:05.239 --> 00:39:06.900
know, it could have been shockwave doing the

00:39:06.900 --> 00:39:10.579
surgery. I hope we all hope that went well. Been

00:39:10.579 --> 00:39:12.699
praying for you, bro. Yeah. Wasn't it? Was it

00:39:12.699 --> 00:39:15.860
today? There was some crazy news about the. Oh,

00:39:15.900 --> 00:39:19.780
well, a fellow has cured pancreas cancer or something

00:39:19.780 --> 00:39:23.219
like that. Really? Yeah. Amazing. Crazy shit.

00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:26.360
Fellow with a birthmark on his face. And he was

00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:29.820
Spanish. Yeah. And he's like, hey, I'm just like,

00:39:29.860 --> 00:39:33.409
hey, cancer. Take that. Like, well done, you.

00:39:33.530 --> 00:39:39.190
Good man. Can I help you? Dog, dog, dog, dog,

00:39:39.250 --> 00:39:42.889
dog, dog. Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.

00:39:42.989 --> 00:39:50.010
We have dogs, people. Maybe. Maybe. All right.

00:39:52.389 --> 00:39:54.469
What am I talking about? I guess it's just time

00:39:54.469 --> 00:39:57.369
to get back into the 500 world. Should I cover

00:39:57.369 --> 00:40:01.960
Gadas quickly? Oh, yeah. And then I'm going to

00:40:01.960 --> 00:40:05.719
go for a week because I'm busting. So Valorum

00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:12.940
Gadriel, his real name, Valorum Valorum, was

00:40:12.940 --> 00:40:14.860
the sergeant of the second company. He's a junior

00:40:14.860 --> 00:40:21.320
to Captain Sebastian Akran before he died. And

00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:24.579
so he was like, oh, I'm like on the up and up.

00:40:24.659 --> 00:40:26.559
I'll be lieutenant one day. And then Kyron's

00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:31.300
like, yo, I'm lieutenant before you. Dead. That's

00:40:31.300 --> 00:40:37.119
a bit of a shame. El Bozo. Yeah. And he was just

00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:40.519
like, okay, I'm leading one of the battle squads

00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:43.559
of Second Company. And then Titus comes out of

00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:47.619
nowhere from the Death Watch from being seconded

00:40:47.619 --> 00:40:51.119
for ages. And he's like, no, I'm in charge now.

00:40:51.239 --> 00:40:56.739
This is my house. akara that's my squad he's

00:40:56.739 --> 00:40:59.559
like no step aside you're you're now gonna follow

00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:01.420
his orders even though you know you don't know

00:41:01.420 --> 00:41:04.300
who he is he's come out of nowhere and he's got

00:41:04.300 --> 00:41:06.219
like all these honors and is really like cold

00:41:06.219 --> 00:41:07.760
and not chatting with me and telling me about

00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.480
all of his glorious ultra marring all over the

00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:14.760
galaxy So it's worth noting that... Did he fuck

00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:16.539
your girlfriend or something? There's a lot of

00:41:16.539 --> 00:41:19.480
hate coming for this guy. Well, we all know that

00:41:19.480 --> 00:41:21.860
space marines are virgins unless they're Lucas

00:41:21.860 --> 00:41:24.920
the Trickster and Aryak Rockfist. Only space

00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:28.099
wolves have sex. It's part of the Canis Helix.

00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:30.119
It's part of their lore that they're like, we

00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:31.780
can be adults and be turned into space marines.

00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:34.199
They're like, I have seven kids. Fair play, mate.

00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:38.039
Although Lucas is probably more like seven generations

00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:42.280
of kids. But the point is, He's resentful of

00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:44.340
Titus coming out of nowhere and just taking his

00:41:44.340 --> 00:41:46.480
company when he's like, hey, I'm a glory hound.

00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:48.500
I'm all about getting progression, becoming maybe

00:41:48.500 --> 00:41:51.159
a captain one day. Not very happy with that.

00:41:51.860 --> 00:41:54.519
He tries to kind of kiss his ass and engrace

00:41:54.519 --> 00:41:58.260
himself during the Kodaku deployment of the Residious

00:41:58.260 --> 00:42:02.199
campaign. He's just like, hold on. Sir, you were

00:42:02.199 --> 00:42:07.159
in the Death Watch, weren't you? Yes. And that's

00:42:07.159 --> 00:42:09.869
the conversation. So why don't you want to love

00:42:09.869 --> 00:42:12.409
me? And it's like, because you're a nerd, Gadriel.

00:42:12.630 --> 00:42:16.510
And fundamentally, he's very rigid in his adherence

00:42:16.510 --> 00:42:21.349
to the Codex Astartes. He thinks that Titus's

00:42:21.349 --> 00:42:23.809
tactics are a bit too unorthodox and strange

00:42:23.809 --> 00:42:26.989
for him to be a party of. This feels awfully

00:42:26.989 --> 00:42:31.289
familiar. Yeah. Very original character. And

00:42:31.289 --> 00:42:34.849
so he's very wary of Titus. They uncover details

00:42:34.849 --> 00:42:37.260
about Project Aurora. which if you played Space

00:42:37.260 --> 00:42:40.820
Marine 1, that was the whole chaos plot which

00:42:40.820 --> 00:42:44.139
Titus was involved with, which cost us the life

00:42:44.139 --> 00:42:47.699
of a real sergeant, Sergeant Sedonis. Rest in

00:42:47.699 --> 00:42:54.400
peace. And basically, they get to Avarax. He's

00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:56.820
becoming ever more flagrant in his disobedience

00:42:56.820 --> 00:43:00.159
to Titus. He has like a hissy fit. Then he confronts

00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:03.440
him in the astropath chamber of Naoma. And then

00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:07.389
he's pointing the gun at... Titus' face. He was

00:43:07.389 --> 00:43:10.289
accused of being a heretic, we should say. You're

00:43:10.289 --> 00:43:12.989
a heretic, sir, and I think you're a stupid idiot.

00:43:13.269 --> 00:43:16.050
He's like, stop that, you idiot. I'm an actual

00:43:16.050 --> 00:43:20.429
character. And then Chiron stops it in its tracks,

00:43:20.670 --> 00:43:23.869
shooting Naoma, and it reveals that it's Chaos,

00:43:23.969 --> 00:43:27.949
Sorcerer of the Thousand Suns. So then Gadriel's

00:43:27.949 --> 00:43:31.250
like, sir, I've been an absolute bellend. I'm

00:43:31.250 --> 00:43:34.250
so sorry. I hope that you'll forgive me. And

00:43:34.250 --> 00:43:37.780
he's like, Gadriel, stop being a tosser and help

00:43:37.780 --> 00:43:42.639
me fight chaos. And they fight chaos. I think

00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:47.920
we downloaded the wrong film, guys. Why are they

00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:51.360
taking their clothes off? Yeah, they kiss. It's

00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:53.179
like that old artwork where they're doing dancing

00:43:53.179 --> 00:43:58.579
with a rose in the teeth. They redeploy to the

00:43:58.579 --> 00:44:02.260
cemetery world of Demerium and then Imara...

00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:06.239
basically is like i'm going to do a big plot

00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:10.500
they foil the plot um they win the day chaos

00:44:10.500 --> 00:44:12.860
is defeated the tyranids are defeated yay recidious

00:44:12.860 --> 00:44:16.260
campaign is over titus is promoted to um not

00:44:16.260 --> 00:44:17.900
promoted but he's given the laurels of victory

00:44:17.900 --> 00:44:20.340
then he's sent off to secret level with motoris

00:44:20.340 --> 00:44:23.000
under the advisements of leandros who we don't

00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:26.820
talk about in this podcast and um That leaves

00:44:26.820 --> 00:44:28.579
Acheron in a bit of a bind because he doesn't

00:44:28.579 --> 00:44:30.880
have a lieutenant. So Chiron, you can be my lieutenant.

00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:32.980
We're going to go take out these gene stealers.

00:44:32.980 --> 00:44:37.019
I'm sure that will go well. And essentially,

00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:41.340
we don't know what's happened beyond the end

00:44:41.340 --> 00:44:44.559
of Space Marine 2 to 500 worlds. But what we

00:44:44.559 --> 00:44:47.239
do know is that Gadriel is now part of Titus's

00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:50.260
elite command squad. And he is promoted to the

00:44:50.260 --> 00:44:53.599
rank of an Ancient. And Ancients are not necessarily...

00:44:53.880 --> 00:44:55.519
Yeah, they get to hold a banner. They're banner

00:44:55.519 --> 00:44:58.500
bearers. And to a Space Marine, a banner is like

00:44:58.500 --> 00:45:01.940
one of the cream of the crop, best relics you

00:45:01.940 --> 00:45:05.039
ever get in your chapter. So only special people

00:45:05.039 --> 00:45:09.039
get to carry them. In Hell's Reach, there's the

00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:13.159
whole thing with Artarian. It's like he has to

00:45:13.159 --> 00:45:15.440
sacrifice one hand to keep my banner aloft, which

00:45:15.440 --> 00:45:17.400
makes him a target because everyone's shooting

00:45:17.400 --> 00:45:19.800
at you because you've got this big freaking banner.

00:45:20.139 --> 00:45:24.150
And you also have one less hand to use. a gun

00:45:24.150 --> 00:45:26.170
to use a chainsaw like you have to pick your

00:45:26.170 --> 00:45:29.250
options so it's a risky business and gadriel

00:45:29.250 --> 00:45:32.289
is like one of the the absolute youngest ancients

00:45:32.289 --> 00:45:36.889
ever promoted to that rank no but it's it's like

00:45:36.889 --> 00:45:39.969
it's a title not it's about it's not age it's

00:45:39.969 --> 00:45:43.090
about pedigree and you have to be very brave

00:45:43.090 --> 00:45:44.849
to be an ancient you have to be very disciplined

00:45:44.849 --> 00:45:47.750
and i suppose titus saw gadriel and was like

00:45:47.750 --> 00:45:50.099
well you're a stickler for rules You're all about

00:45:50.099 --> 00:45:52.079
the Codex Astartes. You're going to be really

00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:55.500
good in this position. So I would ask Chiron,

00:45:55.559 --> 00:45:58.119
but he's dead, and you're my less favorite brother.

00:45:58.380 --> 00:46:00.519
So I guess you can have the position. I don't

00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:05.960
know. I'm making up my own law here, but I also

00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:08.239
think that it's completely true. So you can debate

00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:12.179
me on that. And now he is the Ancient of Titus,

00:46:12.179 --> 00:46:15.000
and he carries his banner. cool good and also

00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:17.320
his new artwork he looks like he's fallen down

00:46:17.320 --> 00:46:21.440
a flight of stairs i have no idea if you look

00:46:21.440 --> 00:46:25.900
at the new artwork of him it's the fact that

00:46:25.900 --> 00:46:27.960
it's also like someone took a photo of him mid

00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:31.099
-conversation so his face is like it's like he

00:46:31.099 --> 00:46:33.420
was mid -conversation when you took that like

00:46:33.420 --> 00:46:35.739
that wasn't his like resting face that was like

00:46:35.739 --> 00:46:37.739
that was like the equivalent of taking some taking

00:46:37.739 --> 00:46:40.679
like like when i take pictures of hal we're on

00:46:40.679 --> 00:46:43.000
holiday eating a sandwich and he looks at me

00:46:44.859 --> 00:46:48.119
That's what they did to Gadriel. Which is a shame.

00:46:48.559 --> 00:46:50.320
When just me and Andy are on holiday, by the

00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:54.440
way. Yeah. When we're on our little escapades

00:46:54.440 --> 00:46:57.960
on our own. What was the word? Sex mood? No,

00:46:58.059 --> 00:47:00.440
when you get married. We were a low thing. There

00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:04.860
you go. We were a low thing. For the visa. For

00:47:04.860 --> 00:47:08.559
the Channel Islands visa. I have dual citizenship.

00:47:11.389 --> 00:47:13.969
But yeah, anyway, so that's Gadda's. And then

00:47:13.969 --> 00:47:16.309
we've got Motorus. Motorus is cool. He was in

00:47:16.309 --> 00:47:20.190
Secret Level, his premiere. So he's like, by

00:47:20.190 --> 00:47:22.429
virtue of that, one of the crispest looking space

00:47:22.429 --> 00:47:24.190
marines ever, because it's like, look at those

00:47:24.190 --> 00:47:27.110
graphics. Ooh, you can see every pore in his

00:47:27.110 --> 00:47:32.150
cheeks. And this guy basically mentored Titus

00:47:32.150 --> 00:47:35.889
from when he was an itty bitty boy. And he noticed

00:47:35.889 --> 00:47:38.409
from the outset that there's something strange.

00:47:39.399 --> 00:47:42.000
...about Titus. He, for some reason, has an uncanny

00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:46.099
ability to resist chaos. He's not scared ever.

00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:49.179
He never backs down. This guy's going places.

00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:52.480
So he goes, okay, I'll mentor you. And he mentors

00:47:52.480 --> 00:47:55.280
him until basically before Space Marine 1. He's

00:47:55.280 --> 00:47:57.199
a veteran sergeant even to this day. He kind

00:47:57.199 --> 00:47:58.760
of keeps that position. So maybe he's one of

00:47:58.760 --> 00:48:00.500
these space marines who's like, I don't want

00:48:00.500 --> 00:48:03.019
to be like a command guy. I know what I'm about.

00:48:03.559 --> 00:48:05.199
I'll just stay a sergeant. And they're like,

00:48:05.280 --> 00:48:06.860
fair enough. And he's a veteran sergeant, so

00:48:06.860 --> 00:48:09.110
you know he's got his... his hours in him and

00:48:09.110 --> 00:48:10.809
Titus have the same amount of command studs.

00:48:10.829 --> 00:48:13.030
So they're both, they're both over like 200 years

00:48:13.030 --> 00:48:14.530
old. And a lot of people would be like, wait,

00:48:14.570 --> 00:48:18.050
hold on. Titus calls him old man. How come there's

00:48:18.050 --> 00:48:20.269
such a little difference in time? And I'm like,

00:48:20.309 --> 00:48:23.849
bear in mind, warp shenanigans with time travel.

00:48:24.070 --> 00:48:27.090
When you're a space Marine age works differently.

00:48:27.150 --> 00:48:29.130
We don't know when motorists was inducted as

00:48:29.130 --> 00:48:31.469
a space Marine. I don't know. It's probably a

00:48:31.469 --> 00:48:37.670
lazy oversight for a bit. yeah well yes and you

00:48:37.670 --> 00:48:39.449
also know titus has little kids so maybe that's

00:48:39.449 --> 00:48:43.750
why yeah and and it's it's like i mean i'm only

00:48:43.750 --> 00:48:46.269
a few years older than eli he calls me unc so

00:48:46.269 --> 00:48:51.469
yeah exactly um but we but we do know that um

00:48:51.469 --> 00:48:55.289
he he liked titus he he over he overcame the

00:48:55.289 --> 00:48:58.809
rubicon primaris from a firstborn uh he's a blade

00:48:58.809 --> 00:49:02.579
guard veteran like in space marine 2 And basically,

00:49:02.639 --> 00:49:05.360
he's reunited with Titus after a very long time.

00:49:05.539 --> 00:49:08.059
And bear in mind, Titus was captain of his company.

00:49:08.420 --> 00:49:10.599
Then he went missing because of the Inquisition.

00:49:10.659 --> 00:49:12.800
Then he was seconded to the Death Watch. Then

00:49:12.800 --> 00:49:15.079
he did the Residious campaign straight away.

00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:18.159
So Matouros hasn't seen him in ages. And then

00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:22.820
he's like, oh, here you are back again, my Padawan.

00:49:23.219 --> 00:49:26.519
And it's all like, oh, Mr. I'm a lieutenant now,

00:49:26.559 --> 00:49:28.699
I outrank you. But he's like, you can tell in

00:49:28.699 --> 00:49:30.480
the animation, they're not talking, they're not

00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:33.139
looking at each other. There's bits where they

00:49:33.139 --> 00:49:38.460
descend on this planet called Za 'ui. It's a

00:49:38.460 --> 00:49:44.219
weird name. Za 'ui. Alongside brothers Ikaron

00:49:44.219 --> 00:49:47.260
and Levantis to destroy a Sinch cult that's like

00:49:47.260 --> 00:49:51.579
around this shrine of some sort. The chapter

00:49:51.579 --> 00:49:53.619
deems it threat level absolute. So it's like,

00:49:53.619 --> 00:49:55.239
you ain't coming back from this more than likely,

00:49:55.380 --> 00:50:00.519
which is why our boy, the chaplain was like,

00:50:00.619 --> 00:50:03.719
hey, Kalgar, I know Titus has kind of absolved

00:50:03.719 --> 00:50:05.400
himself of all of his sins in the Residious campaign.

00:50:05.739 --> 00:50:07.500
Maybe you should send him on this suicide mission

00:50:07.500 --> 00:50:10.980
just to be sure. Like, okay, Leandros, you rat,

00:50:11.840 --> 00:50:17.219
you rat. since they're reunited, they haven't

00:50:17.219 --> 00:50:18.880
seen each other in ages. Matoris is a bit wary

00:50:18.880 --> 00:50:21.179
of Titus. He's very brash in the mission. He's

00:50:21.179 --> 00:50:25.659
taking chances. And he's dragging this thing,

00:50:26.420 --> 00:50:30.400
this sarcophagus, through this battle zone. And

00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:32.280
there's a point where he lets it go, and then

00:50:32.280 --> 00:50:33.739
Matoris gives it back to him and is like, hey,

00:50:33.800 --> 00:50:36.920
you may outrank me, but I'm in command. Do as

00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:41.619
you're told, young 'un. And they drag this gnoll

00:50:41.619 --> 00:50:44.500
casket with a psyker inside to this sinch shrine.

00:50:45.159 --> 00:50:48.559
The Psyker then casts like a psychic bubble to

00:50:48.559 --> 00:50:52.099
prevent the defender, the Lord of Change or whatever

00:50:52.099 --> 00:50:53.679
it is, the demon that's protecting the shrine

00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:57.460
from attacking the Astartes in unconventional

00:50:57.460 --> 00:50:59.599
ways. So then the demon goes, hey, that was fun.

00:50:59.960 --> 00:51:02.159
Chucks a big spear at the Psyker, kills him,

00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:05.380
breaks the bubble and then kind of like freezes

00:51:05.380 --> 00:51:07.880
them in place. The demon knows that it can't

00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:10.000
like claw its way through their armor because

00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:11.760
it's not that kind of demon. So it goes, okay.

00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:15.320
I'm going to attack you in your mind. I'm going

00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:17.800
to find the one thing that you're weak to, that

00:51:17.800 --> 00:51:19.440
you're worried about, that you're nervous about,

00:51:19.500 --> 00:51:20.780
that you're fearful of, and then I'm going to

00:51:20.780 --> 00:51:23.519
kill you. I'm going to kill you inside your armor.

00:51:24.519 --> 00:51:27.260
So the other two veterans die from the first

00:51:27.260 --> 00:51:30.179
company, or the guys with the white helmets.

00:51:31.119 --> 00:51:35.639
And then it gets to Metaurus, and his fear is

00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:38.099
Titus. And he looks at Titus, and he's a boy,

00:51:38.179 --> 00:51:40.659
then he's a man. that he's in startes and then

00:51:40.659 --> 00:51:44.000
he's like a chaos of startes and he's like the

00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:46.699
reason he's so resistant to chaos is maybe one

00:51:46.699 --> 00:51:49.360
day he's destined to become some powerful chaos

00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:52.679
lord and so the demon goes that'll do and manages

00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:56.099
to wound him by the the like shadow of titus

00:51:56.099 --> 00:51:59.239
stabbing him in the gut and then it tries to

00:51:59.239 --> 00:52:02.519
attack titus and titus goes the hell are you

00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:05.820
doing in my skull get out of here this is my

00:52:05.820 --> 00:52:09.559
brain this is my mind and then just like grabs

00:52:09.559 --> 00:52:12.239
the demon in his own psyche. Then when it tries

00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:14.079
to escape into the real world, he jumps after

00:52:14.079 --> 00:52:15.900
it and like cuts it in half with like a combat

00:52:15.900 --> 00:52:18.219
knife. Pretty cool scene. Gets splattered in

00:52:18.219 --> 00:52:22.659
like goop, like fluorescent goopy. And yeah,

00:52:23.179 --> 00:52:25.019
then Matoris is obviously injured. The other

00:52:25.019 --> 00:52:27.239
two Astartes are dead. Titus is like, right,

00:52:27.300 --> 00:52:30.440
we've killed the demon. Our guys in orbit with

00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:32.119
their strike cruiser can destroy the temple.

00:52:32.519 --> 00:52:34.739
I'm going to drag Matoris out because he's my

00:52:34.739 --> 00:52:38.199
adoptive dad, basically. And Matoris is like,

00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:42.420
hey, we're going to die here. And he's like,

00:52:42.500 --> 00:52:45.219
not yet, old man. And he walks off. It turns

00:52:45.219 --> 00:52:47.239
out he managed to save Matoris because he's in

00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:50.300
500 worlds. He's still a veteran sergeant. Now

00:52:50.300 --> 00:52:52.639
Titus is reinstated as captain of the second

00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:56.619
company. And Matoris, I assume by what we see

00:52:56.619 --> 00:52:58.940
in the trailer, has cast off any doubts about

00:52:58.940 --> 00:53:01.800
his protege. He's now like, yeah, he's incorruptible.

00:53:01.800 --> 00:53:04.949
He's my man. I've got his back. I'm going to

00:53:04.949 --> 00:53:07.730
be there. That's my man. That's my boy right

00:53:07.730 --> 00:53:13.090
there. And yeah, that's Matoris and Gadda's.

00:53:14.570 --> 00:53:19.989
I like Matoris. He's fun. He has an axe. Sexy

00:53:19.989 --> 00:53:24.949
power axe. Pretty nice models. Yeah. Why do you

00:53:24.949 --> 00:53:29.349
like Victrix Guard? Why is Ultraman known for

00:53:29.349 --> 00:53:35.239
axes? i know their um honor guard has them yeah

00:53:35.239 --> 00:53:38.320
so maybe that's down to um what's his name in

00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:43.039
the horse hair i see um their captain well not

00:53:43.039 --> 00:53:44.699
captain but you know the guy in charge of the

00:53:44.699 --> 00:53:47.079
honor guard what's his name i've done a video

00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:49.559
on him as well drake drakis travis in harris

00:53:49.559 --> 00:53:51.599
i think a few of them end up dying don't yeah

00:53:51.599 --> 00:53:54.099
but this is the guy who's like the bodyguard

00:53:54.099 --> 00:53:56.179
of gilman even in his like short story he's like

00:53:56.179 --> 00:53:58.739
bodyguard of primark that's a superfluous job

00:53:58.739 --> 00:54:03.559
title It scares my brain. Yeah, well, that guy,

00:54:03.699 --> 00:54:05.639
he's got like an axe. He kind of looks like a

00:54:05.639 --> 00:54:10.219
guy who goes to football in the UK. He's got

00:54:10.219 --> 00:54:13.920
like a short haircut and he's just like, I protect

00:54:13.920 --> 00:54:16.199
the Primark. Got a problem, you mug? I'll get

00:54:16.199 --> 00:54:23.420
you. Your finest chips swimming in liquid ketchup,

00:54:23.559 --> 00:54:30.670
please. That's bloody lovely. really nice why

00:54:30.670 --> 00:54:33.150
does warhammer hate hammers says trippy imp so

00:54:33.150 --> 00:54:36.570
true so true thunder hammers were unusable like

00:54:36.570 --> 00:54:38.969
an addition to go to it is pretty unbelievable

00:54:38.969 --> 00:54:42.630
nobody got a hammer they bring it back for grey

00:54:42.630 --> 00:54:45.269
knights in 11th because i need to be able to

00:54:45.269 --> 00:54:47.650
let me equip my sergeant with a thunder hammer

00:54:47.650 --> 00:54:50.630
at least brah not all just be nemesis weapons

00:54:50.630 --> 00:54:55.230
that all do the same thing come on yeah that

00:54:55.230 --> 00:54:59.550
would be real nice but Anyways, as far as 500

00:54:59.550 --> 00:55:03.389
Worlds go, we get one campaign that we get some

00:55:03.389 --> 00:55:06.269
lore on, and it's kind of whatever. But actually,

00:55:06.690 --> 00:55:09.889
it's mostly about Necrons, so that's exciting.

00:55:10.670 --> 00:55:14.210
So we have the Heliodress system. Look at that.

00:55:14.369 --> 00:55:16.849
And there's a Terran 10 -year -old coming in,

00:55:16.929 --> 00:55:19.630
and there's Nova Magner over here. I know I've

00:55:19.630 --> 00:55:21.650
said that right. I keep saying it wrong. Yeah,

00:55:21.730 --> 00:55:26.480
Nova Magnor. and titus being in the death watch

00:55:26.480 --> 00:55:29.940
so he knows sees that the tyranids are avoiding

00:55:29.940 --> 00:55:33.280
nova magnor and so he knows because he's in the

00:55:33.280 --> 00:55:35.280
death watch the book makes sure to tell you more

00:55:35.280 --> 00:55:39.019
than once that uh there's necrons there because

00:55:39.019 --> 00:55:41.780
he's in the death watch so he knows so he goes

00:55:41.780 --> 00:55:44.199
to check it out tyranids are obviously leaving

00:55:44.199 --> 00:55:47.480
when titus and his pals get there in his sleep

00:55:47.480 --> 00:55:50.639
show up a big tomb ship it doesn't actually say

00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:52.440
the class i don't think but we can assume canon

00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:55.480
class big tomb ship rises up from the planet,

00:55:55.579 --> 00:55:57.739
and is damaged and weird, and is not actually

00:55:57.739 --> 00:55:59.900
attacking them. It tries to fan off things close

00:55:59.900 --> 00:56:02.960
to it, but it's not attacking. So Titus, in his

00:56:02.960 --> 00:56:06.880
foolish, mortal, fleshling arrogance, decides

00:56:06.880 --> 00:56:12.039
to board the ship, which causes all the problems

00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:14.280
to come. But he boards the ship. There's no fighting,

00:56:14.340 --> 00:56:16.719
really, to be done, other than sweeping aside

00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:19.039
what little remains on the ship of Canoptix,

00:56:19.159 --> 00:56:22.099
and then he kills the lord there. It's a South

00:56:22.099 --> 00:56:25.630
Tech lord. with his honor guard and they're guarding

00:56:25.630 --> 00:56:31.469
this strange big device and he just says we should

00:56:31.469 --> 00:56:34.510
just blow it up and uh archmegos or whatever

00:56:34.510 --> 00:56:37.929
oct says no we shouldn't we should bring it back

00:56:37.929 --> 00:56:39.610
home because it might blow up everything if we

00:56:39.610 --> 00:56:42.929
blow it up here uh and he listens to the mechanicus

00:56:42.929 --> 00:56:47.570
person uh even though he doesn't trust him but

00:56:47.570 --> 00:56:49.869
they bring it back then they go touchdown on

00:56:49.869 --> 00:56:52.269
the planet he gives the device to oct and ox

00:56:52.269 --> 00:56:55.449
goes off and freaks off in some random little

00:56:55.449 --> 00:56:58.150
shrine it's a tech shrine and starts studying

00:56:58.150 --> 00:57:02.230
it um so that's that there's also been reports

00:57:02.230 --> 00:57:05.530
on nova magnor of boom worlds rising up by the

00:57:05.530 --> 00:57:07.769
ground and causing all these catastrophes but

00:57:07.769 --> 00:57:10.769
there's not actually much fighting going on there's

00:57:10.769 --> 00:57:14.250
nothing super scary super big happening so uh

00:57:14.250 --> 00:57:18.130
they make planet fall Titus hops to listen to

00:57:18.130 --> 00:57:20.230
one of them. He listens to Gajero and says, we

00:57:20.230 --> 00:57:22.630
should attack right now. Instead of the other

00:57:22.630 --> 00:57:28.750
person who is just one of the characters. It

00:57:28.750 --> 00:57:30.610
doesn't really matter. One of the other characters,

00:57:30.710 --> 00:57:32.469
I think one of the mortals says, we should get

00:57:32.469 --> 00:57:34.849
some theoreticals before we go into the practical.

00:57:35.110 --> 00:57:36.909
So we should study everything that's going on.

00:57:37.010 --> 00:57:38.889
But they don't. They just go down there. Titus

00:57:38.889 --> 00:57:40.710
orders reconnaissance missions while they do

00:57:40.710 --> 00:57:44.539
that. They go to Site Umbra, which is the main

00:57:44.539 --> 00:57:47.739
tomb world that came out of the ground. And he

00:57:47.739 --> 00:57:50.920
decides, we're going to bring in a vortex bomb.

00:57:51.360 --> 00:57:52.920
We're going to blow up this whole main site.

00:57:52.980 --> 00:57:54.260
Because there's other sites that have satellites

00:57:54.260 --> 00:57:56.219
coming up and some other ones around the world.

00:57:56.280 --> 00:57:58.099
But this is the primary one. So if they can blow

00:57:58.099 --> 00:57:59.880
this up, then the whole world will be over and

00:57:59.880 --> 00:58:03.119
everything will be okay. So they bring this vortex

00:58:03.119 --> 00:58:06.739
bomb into this tomb world. Sorry, this tomb complex.

00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:09.239
The actual planet Nova Magna is a tomb world.

00:58:09.579 --> 00:58:11.840
Rightfully owned. By the Necrons. They're on

00:58:11.840 --> 00:58:15.519
Necron territory. 60 million years ago. They

00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:18.320
go in there. And it's a strange sight. There's

00:58:18.320 --> 00:58:20.699
not any Necrons to fight. There's canoptics cast

00:58:20.699 --> 00:58:23.420
and strewn about. Doors are blasted open. The

00:58:23.420 --> 00:58:25.699
walls are pulsing with a strange sickly light.

00:58:26.099 --> 00:58:29.519
And a bunch of Necron warriors. Necrons in general.

00:58:29.639 --> 00:58:31.380
Are hanging out of their caskets. Or laying on

00:58:31.380 --> 00:58:33.340
the ground. And they're also flickering with

00:58:33.340 --> 00:58:35.920
this strange light. But none of them are getting

00:58:35.920 --> 00:58:38.780
up. None of them are actually fighting. They

00:58:38.780 --> 00:58:41.449
make it all the way down. to the center of the

00:58:41.449 --> 00:58:43.909
tomb world where there's like hundreds not thousands

00:58:43.909 --> 00:58:46.289
of warriors just lying on the floor here there's

00:58:46.289 --> 00:58:49.170
a big giant pillar thing in the middle and he

00:58:49.170 --> 00:58:50.909
thinks that'll that's that's ought to be the

00:58:50.909 --> 00:58:53.610
uh the main place i'm gonna go blow up the vortex

00:58:53.610 --> 00:58:55.449
bomb there there's some tech priests with them

00:58:55.449 --> 00:58:57.670
as well because they can only activate the vortex

00:58:57.670 --> 00:59:00.010
bomb with tech priests because space brains don't

00:59:00.010 --> 00:59:01.510
know how to do that they can't talk to the machine

00:59:01.510 --> 00:59:04.989
spirit like that so they start walking they get

00:59:04.989 --> 00:59:07.570
halfway there and unbeknownst to them they were

00:59:07.570 --> 00:59:09.469
being watched this whole time what a surprise

00:59:10.609 --> 00:59:13.789
And six Hexmark destroyers phase in out of their

00:59:13.789 --> 00:59:16.429
oubliettes in bright flashes of light and start

00:59:16.429 --> 00:59:19.769
pistolling and killing everybody. The Space Marines

00:59:19.769 --> 00:59:21.429
start fighting back. And then Ophidians show

00:59:21.429 --> 00:59:23.230
up and start slicing the Space Marines. And then

00:59:23.230 --> 00:59:25.369
the Space Marines fight back some more. And then

00:59:25.369 --> 00:59:27.409
Scorpack destroyers show up and start chopping

00:59:27.409 --> 00:59:28.769
up Space Marines. And the Space Marines fight

00:59:28.769 --> 00:59:30.869
back some more. This is a recurring theme for

00:59:30.869 --> 00:59:32.929
the entire campaign. The Space Marines fighting

00:59:32.929 --> 00:59:36.789
back more is their main job in this. And so the

00:59:36.789 --> 00:59:38.670
Space Marines push forward as best they can.

00:59:39.389 --> 00:59:43.630
They're almost in the center. Gadriel and Metaris

00:59:43.630 --> 00:59:46.590
and Titus are with their blade guard. They have

00:59:46.590 --> 00:59:49.829
the tech priest in tow and the vortex bomb. There's

00:59:49.829 --> 00:59:52.110
only one tech priest left. And then out of the

00:59:52.110 --> 00:59:55.250
smoke, a green beam disintegrates the tech priest

00:59:55.250 --> 00:59:57.829
and then kills the blade guard. And Necrosaur,

00:59:57.909 --> 01:00:00.849
Mentar, the cruel new Necron guy, a new character,

01:00:01.010 --> 01:00:04.219
shows up and starts killing everybody. Now there's

01:00:04.219 --> 01:00:05.920
no tech piece left, so they have to abandon the

01:00:05.920 --> 01:00:07.460
bomb because they can't blow it up. So they have

01:00:07.460 --> 01:00:10.139
to retreat. A squad stays behind. Squad Gaius,

01:00:10.139 --> 01:00:12.260
I think it is, stays behind to sacrifice himself.

01:00:12.980 --> 01:00:15.719
Necrosaur Mentar kills all of them. They get

01:00:15.719 --> 01:00:17.679
to a bridge. Another squad stays behind, and

01:00:17.679 --> 01:00:19.300
the Necrosaur kills all of them because he's

01:00:19.300 --> 01:00:21.199
pursuing them. And they're having to fight their

01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:23.360
way up the tomb world. And they finally get out

01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:26.239
and evacuate on the Thunderhawks that were waiting

01:00:26.239 --> 01:00:29.900
for them. And as they're evacuating, Titus is,

01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:33.840
of course, the last one on. He stays on the ramp

01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:36.159
and he's watching down and he can see the Necrosaur

01:00:36.159 --> 01:00:38.900
staring up at him from the entrance of the tomb

01:00:38.900 --> 01:00:41.719
world. And even as the Thunderhawk ramp closes,

01:00:41.820 --> 01:00:44.559
he can still feel the eyes of the Necrosaur gazing

01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:47.440
through straight into his soul, that type of

01:00:47.440 --> 01:00:50.280
thing. So they have failed their mission and

01:00:50.280 --> 01:00:54.980
about half of the strike force was slain in this

01:00:54.980 --> 01:00:57.440
fight. Not as much as the Necrons wanted to,

01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:01.719
actually. Still a massive failure, though. Half

01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:05.679
is still pretty good. Yeah. How he still manages

01:01:05.679 --> 01:01:09.039
to pull anything off, I don't know. Just believe

01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:10.440
it, bro. Just believe it because it happens.

01:01:11.699 --> 01:01:13.340
We're at an hour. We should probably read some

01:01:13.340 --> 01:01:14.880
more donations, me thinks. I think there's just

01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:22.039
a couple. Yeah. There we go. We're getting there.

01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:27.869
The first one from Zyko the Psycho. for two.

01:01:27.989 --> 01:01:30.650
I won't lie, Colin, the short beard works. Thank

01:01:30.650 --> 01:01:32.869
you very much. I do need to trim up the neck

01:01:32.869 --> 01:01:35.929
a bit. The neck beard's a little... The beard

01:01:35.929 --> 01:01:37.849
is not long enough to where the neck beard is

01:01:37.849 --> 01:01:40.389
just the beard. So I'll definitely get a trim

01:01:40.389 --> 01:01:42.329
up down here, but I do kind of like this length.

01:01:42.750 --> 01:01:44.849
What a nice thing to say to Colin. Thank you.

01:01:44.989 --> 01:01:47.050
What a nice chatter. This will keep me going

01:01:47.050 --> 01:01:49.489
for the next three months of hate speech against

01:01:49.489 --> 01:01:53.130
me. You feel about ever going strong tash, Colin?

01:01:54.230 --> 01:01:57.219
I don't know what that means. Like, just, like,

01:01:57.260 --> 01:02:00.480
stronger, like, shorter beard, but, like, you

01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:04.360
grow out of the tattoo. You look like an American

01:02:04.360 --> 01:02:09.679
Civil War general. Look. You know, I, briefly,

01:02:09.820 --> 01:02:12.300
I'm not sure how that would work. I'd probably

01:02:12.300 --> 01:02:15.280
keep it, like, similar length, at least around

01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:19.000
here. I think you should give that a go. I could

01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:22.059
be quite... There's a part where you start to,

01:02:22.059 --> 01:02:24.400
when you guys are getting older, and then it

01:02:24.400 --> 01:02:27.460
starts to be like... it's time to mustache for

01:02:27.460 --> 01:02:31.119
no reason it does feel strange having a longer

01:02:31.119 --> 01:02:33.860
beard than colin for once i'm like uh i want

01:02:33.860 --> 01:02:36.099
to see him with the gotrek beard again i saw

01:02:36.099 --> 01:02:38.940
a guy at home depot the other day uh he had a

01:02:38.940 --> 01:02:41.639
mustache it was like thin and it went like literally

01:02:41.639 --> 01:02:44.420
this high like this like two straight like two

01:02:44.420 --> 01:02:47.079
hairs just like this high it's crazy a lot of

01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:52.340
wax uh sykes 12 14 6 thank you for the two still

01:02:52.340 --> 01:02:54.820
nothing on sisters battle very sad i actually

01:02:55.369 --> 01:02:56.989
I wanted to do a sisters episode and then we

01:02:56.989 --> 01:03:00.309
just did. I don't really know why. I read the

01:03:00.309 --> 01:03:03.849
Fire and Flame. What is it called? The first

01:03:03.849 --> 01:03:07.349
Sister Mary book. It's one of the best 40K books

01:03:07.349 --> 01:03:08.809
I've ever read. It's actually extremely good.

01:03:09.469 --> 01:03:12.579
So we do need sisters. I have done a recent video

01:03:12.579 --> 01:03:15.619
on Morven Val, because I read her new book. The

01:03:15.619 --> 01:03:17.340
only trouble with that book is that the villain's

01:03:17.340 --> 01:03:20.019
more compelling than the main character. It's

01:03:20.019 --> 01:03:22.360
a Night Lord's called The Death of Saints, and

01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:24.380
he's like, I kill living saints, and they don't

01:03:24.380 --> 01:03:28.679
come back. You're like, okay. And then it's like,

01:03:28.800 --> 01:03:32.880
oh, he's dead now. Oh, okay. Many such cases.

01:03:33.199 --> 01:03:35.079
There was a fun Night Lord's character. He wanted

01:03:35.079 --> 01:03:38.139
to write, and then he got roped to do something

01:03:38.139 --> 01:03:48.469
else. Yeah, bananas. 1476. Collan. That's the

01:03:48.469 --> 01:03:51.090
worst one so far. What's your favorite battle

01:03:51.090 --> 01:03:57.250
mech? And what's your walk -on song for it? You

01:03:57.250 --> 01:04:00.309
can't go wrong with an Atlas. It's a very basic

01:04:00.309 --> 01:04:04.349
choice, but it's a classic for a reason. What's

01:04:04.349 --> 01:04:11.519
the walk -on song for it? Iron Man. Respectable.

01:04:11.619 --> 01:04:18.260
Very fitting for a man piloting a mech. That's

01:04:18.260 --> 01:04:30.460
my walk -on song. Thank you for the five. Necrosaur

01:04:30.460 --> 01:04:32.860
looking up at Titus blasting spooky scary skeletons.

01:04:33.119 --> 01:04:36.599
Yes, he is. Necrosaur is a goat. Shivers down

01:04:36.599 --> 01:04:42.289
his spine. Damn. The model is nice. Hello Zenon.

01:04:42.389 --> 01:04:45.369
How will you read the Carcharodon's trilogy?

01:04:45.670 --> 01:04:47.429
It's good, isn't it? I'm two thirds in. I've

01:04:47.429 --> 01:04:52.389
just started. I'm trying to decide whether to

01:04:52.389 --> 01:04:57.489
do a Trazen or a Carcharodon's video after my

01:04:57.489 --> 01:05:01.710
current one I'm working on. We'll see. If there's

01:05:01.710 --> 01:05:03.929
any Necron with a British accent, I could imagine

01:05:03.929 --> 01:05:08.309
Trazen with one. I always imagined him a bit

01:05:08.309 --> 01:05:12.909
more like, not like British, but as in he has

01:05:12.909 --> 01:05:16.329
like a more, I don't know, like I'm thinking

01:05:16.329 --> 01:05:19.530
like an actual Egyptian or something, or something

01:05:19.530 --> 01:05:24.150
a bit more eccentric. To be fair, Trazen's been

01:05:24.150 --> 01:05:26.150
voiced twice. He's in the Hammer and Bolter series

01:05:26.150 --> 01:05:28.449
and he's in Battlefleet Gothic, and both times

01:05:28.449 --> 01:05:33.300
it's like, hello there, it's me. My name's Trazin.

01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:37.139
I'm a bit of a fucker. Oh, okay. Hello, Trazin.

01:05:37.639 --> 01:05:40.539
I'm gonna be a cheeky, cheeky -breaky. We got,

01:05:40.599 --> 01:05:42.920
uh, we got one more donut as we want to read

01:05:42.920 --> 01:05:47.920
it before we go on. Oh, okay. Thank you, Darth

01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:51.639
Sasquatch. Thank you. Would Cass win if Gilliman

01:05:51.639 --> 01:05:53.800
and Horace traded places in the heresy? Probably,

01:05:53.940 --> 01:05:57.829
but maybe not. I mean, he's... Chaos lost because

01:05:57.829 --> 01:06:00.750
you couldn't control half of your forces. It's

01:06:00.750 --> 01:06:04.210
a debuff. Yeah, it's kind of, you know, you trade

01:06:04.210 --> 01:06:06.590
a little bit better at logistics and whatnot

01:06:06.590 --> 01:06:10.730
for he still has to wrangle a bunch of morons.

01:06:11.369 --> 01:06:15.010
It's like the idea of, it's like meth strength.

01:06:15.409 --> 01:06:22.610
You know? Yeah. You strictly hit harder. But

01:06:22.610 --> 01:06:28.300
you are. You will not last as long. So stupid.

01:06:29.420 --> 01:06:34.320
Meat Melon 1476. I have a question. No, it's

01:06:34.320 --> 01:06:41.960
my question. Get your own. Thank you. Is that

01:06:41.960 --> 01:06:46.000
more or less the lore of 500 Worlds? There's

01:06:46.000 --> 01:06:52.920
more. The campaign has an edge to it. You really

01:06:52.920 --> 01:06:56.539
believe that the Ultramanes would lose? You silly

01:06:56.539 --> 01:06:58.800
fellow. You really believed that they would end

01:06:58.800 --> 01:07:01.699
up on a loss? I'm sorry, Papa. Set me right.

01:07:02.139 --> 01:07:06.679
Where's the cane? Set me right. I like the direction

01:07:06.679 --> 01:07:12.360
that's went. Titus goes back, talks to the governor,

01:07:12.599 --> 01:07:15.119
hangs out at the command table. There's more

01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:17.199
attacks happening all across the planet now.

01:07:17.360 --> 01:07:19.539
More tomb worlds rising up. And because he's

01:07:19.539 --> 01:07:21.860
part of the Death Watch, don't forget, he was

01:07:21.860 --> 01:07:24.639
in the Death Watch. Titus can tell. that these

01:07:24.639 --> 01:07:26.679
Necrons aren't fighting like regular Necrons

01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:28.699
because he was in the Death Watch. Don't forget.

01:07:29.280 --> 01:07:31.719
And so he sees that these Necrons are like weird

01:07:31.719 --> 01:07:33.980
and kind of disorganized and not fighting in

01:07:33.980 --> 01:07:35.980
the regular robotic fashion that Necrons do.

01:07:36.420 --> 01:07:38.900
Guys, I think Titus was in the Death Watch. Yeah.

01:07:39.880 --> 01:07:43.260
They're murderous and weird and like bloodthirsty

01:07:43.260 --> 01:07:46.239
almost. There's also reports of a big spooky

01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:49.059
scary robed figure with a scythe going around

01:07:49.059 --> 01:07:51.940
and killing everybody. So the Nightbringer Shard

01:07:51.940 --> 01:07:57.039
is here. So that's pretty cool. So maybe we can

01:07:57.039 --> 01:07:59.980
cut over to the Necrons, the cool guys, the Necron

01:07:59.980 --> 01:08:02.320
side of things, and we'll talk about the new

01:08:02.320 --> 01:08:05.840
character, Necrosaur, Ementar. Got his box back

01:08:05.840 --> 01:08:07.519
there, but his model's not in my house right

01:08:07.519 --> 01:08:08.739
now. It's in my buddy's house because we were

01:08:08.739 --> 01:08:11.699
playing again. His model's tiny, by the way.

01:08:11.780 --> 01:08:14.019
His model's like as big as his cup. And he's

01:08:14.019 --> 01:08:15.719
supposed to, he has a, like in his artwork, he

01:08:15.719 --> 01:08:17.500
has a whole freaking space marine in his hand.

01:08:17.720 --> 01:08:19.819
But a space marine's like this big. Ementar's

01:08:19.819 --> 01:08:22.699
like that big. it's that Keanu Reeves meme where

01:08:22.699 --> 01:08:25.840
it's just him on the EA in the E3 stage and there's

01:08:25.840 --> 01:08:28.000
the little one next to him like yeah that's the

01:08:28.000 --> 01:08:32.460
model version so Amantar is a very unique new

01:08:32.460 --> 01:08:34.300
character who would have thought yeah yeah a

01:08:34.300 --> 01:08:36.319
unique new character pretty cool in my opinion

01:08:36.319 --> 01:08:40.300
he is a he's an OG Necron he's kind of he has

01:08:40.300 --> 01:08:43.340
the OG Necron mindset where he's like a actual

01:08:43.340 --> 01:08:46.699
like a tan believer And a Catan worshipper. He

01:08:46.699 --> 01:08:49.060
wants to unite the Nightbringer Catan shards.

01:08:49.060 --> 01:08:51.739
To bring them all together. To recreate and reform.

01:08:52.560 --> 01:08:55.260
As a Grodd the Nightbringer. Because he believes.

01:08:55.460 --> 01:08:58.279
Or it believes. It's not even like a thing anymore.

01:08:58.380 --> 01:09:00.539
It's just an it. It's like an animal. Believes

01:09:00.539 --> 01:09:04.479
that the Nightbringer can scour the entire galaxy.

01:09:04.500 --> 01:09:06.840
Clean of life. And that this is the most efficient

01:09:06.840 --> 01:09:09.899
and best way. To get rid of all biological life.

01:09:10.020 --> 01:09:12.199
Because if it wasn't kind of obvious. The Necrosaur

01:09:12.199 --> 01:09:15.260
is. like the epitome of the destroyer curse the

01:09:15.260 --> 01:09:19.060
destroyer virus he is one of the if he's i guess

01:09:19.060 --> 01:09:21.439
he's the only really the only necron who has

01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:24.319
the destroyer curse but still has his intellect

01:09:24.319 --> 01:09:27.359
it still knows what's going on most sometimes

01:09:27.359 --> 01:09:30.819
it loses itself but it can still think and function

01:09:30.819 --> 01:09:34.039
and command things unlike most destroyers and

01:09:34.039 --> 01:09:36.739
it's pretty cool necrons around it kind of get

01:09:36.739 --> 01:09:39.060
just turned into destroyers almost immediately

01:09:39.060 --> 01:09:42.270
it's really hard to resist the urge When he's

01:09:42.270 --> 01:09:44.630
around, when he lands on planets, like the Tomb

01:09:44.630 --> 01:09:46.729
Worlds themselves get infected by the Destroyer

01:09:46.729 --> 01:09:49.390
Curse and the Tomb Worlds start to go crazy and

01:09:49.390 --> 01:09:52.369
they take all the citizens of the Tomb Worlds,

01:09:52.529 --> 01:09:55.390
sleeping or awake, and forcibly turn them all

01:09:55.390 --> 01:09:59.029
into Destroyers and modify them to be Destroyers.

01:09:59.029 --> 01:10:01.329
So entire worlds get infected by the Destroyer

01:10:01.329 --> 01:10:03.649
Curse whenever the Necrosaur shows up. The Necrosaur

01:10:03.649 --> 01:10:07.510
claims to hear the whispers of Azagarad so he

01:10:07.510 --> 01:10:10.289
can find... the Catan Shards of the Nightbringer.

01:10:10.470 --> 01:10:12.250
No one knows if that's true or not, but he does

01:10:12.250 --> 01:10:14.409
have a weird knack for being able to find these

01:10:14.409 --> 01:10:17.909
Catan Shards, which I guess I won't spoil it.

01:10:17.949 --> 01:10:20.149
We all know where this is going, maybe, but he's

01:10:20.149 --> 01:10:22.890
really good at finding these Catan Shards and

01:10:22.890 --> 01:10:26.130
reawaking them. And it has a big collection of

01:10:26.130 --> 01:10:28.289
them, basically. A big Pokemon collection of

01:10:28.289 --> 01:10:31.869
Azogarods, of mini Azogarods, which I don't think

01:10:31.869 --> 01:10:33.729
I mentioned this in the Necron episode, because

01:10:33.729 --> 01:10:36.289
I don't think I knew this before, but the Nightbringer,

01:10:36.289 --> 01:10:38.960
at least, has a swarm of canoptics going around

01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:41.319
it all the time, repairing its necrodermis because

01:10:41.319 --> 01:10:43.340
it's so unstable that the necrodermis is constantly

01:10:43.340 --> 01:10:45.520
breaking. So that's a cool little fact, I guess.

01:10:46.039 --> 01:10:49.399
Now, as I said, the necrosaur is a big destroyer

01:10:49.399 --> 01:10:52.000
guy, so he forces a destroyer on everyone else

01:10:52.000 --> 01:10:54.579
around him. He's very good at killing things.

01:10:54.699 --> 01:10:57.359
It's very good at killing things. Unsurprisingly,

01:10:57.359 --> 01:10:59.619
it's not quite as good as a commander. It has

01:10:59.619 --> 01:11:02.439
moments of lucidity, and that's when its oblivion

01:11:02.439 --> 01:11:04.600
court kind of gets together, and they discuss

01:11:04.600 --> 01:11:07.119
what the plan is, what they're going to do. I

01:11:07.119 --> 01:11:09.039
don't know, it's Oblivion Court, has a couple

01:11:09.039 --> 01:11:13.300
of characters in it, like the Scorpec Lord, Nez

01:11:13.300 --> 01:11:17.359
Farada the Flayer, there's Nemesaur, Anhutek

01:11:17.359 --> 01:11:21.000
is the lady, and she's been resisting the Destroyer

01:11:21.000 --> 01:11:24.979
madness, trying to be the Amateur's right hand.

01:11:25.319 --> 01:11:27.279
There's lots of Cryptex who follow him around.

01:11:27.659 --> 01:11:31.159
The Necrosaur gets these Cryptex to keep modifying

01:11:31.159 --> 01:11:33.800
its body to be better at killing things. Very

01:11:33.800 --> 01:11:38.109
Destroyer -esque. No one actually knows the origins

01:11:38.109 --> 01:11:41.550
of the Necrosaur, but it's kind of supposedly

01:11:41.550 --> 01:11:44.510
always been a myth to the Necrons. And most of

01:11:44.510 --> 01:11:45.869
the Necrons don't believe that the Necrosaur

01:11:45.869 --> 01:11:49.109
even exists. He's the boogeyman. He's the Necron

01:11:49.109 --> 01:11:50.810
boogeyman. It's pretty cool. Everyone's scared

01:11:50.810 --> 01:11:52.569
of him. Anyone who's met him doesn't want to

01:11:52.569 --> 01:11:53.810
go near him. They're very scared of him because

01:11:53.810 --> 01:11:55.789
he'll make them the destroyer into the destroyer

01:11:55.789 --> 01:11:58.489
virus. Wanting to reawaken the Catan and bring

01:11:58.489 --> 01:12:01.090
the Catan back is like an ultimate heresy that

01:12:01.090 --> 01:12:03.630
it's like literally repugnant. the rest of the

01:12:03.630 --> 01:12:06.010
necrons they think it's insane they think that

01:12:06.010 --> 01:12:07.590
the neck that if you bring the nightmare back

01:12:07.590 --> 01:12:10.050
it's just gonna kill every all the other necrons

01:12:10.050 --> 01:12:12.390
as well there'll be nothing left i think there's

01:12:12.390 --> 01:12:14.590
like a thing in here that says neck the necrosaur

01:12:14.590 --> 01:12:17.210
is fighting for a silent galaxy that's pretty

01:12:17.210 --> 01:12:22.029
cool yeah he's pretty cool i like the model i

01:12:22.029 --> 01:12:24.409
like the character i wish i wish the model was

01:12:24.409 --> 01:12:28.310
bigger um but yeah the necrosaur and its little

01:12:28.729 --> 01:12:31.210
little big war bandits increases and gets bigger

01:12:31.210 --> 01:12:33.050
and bigger everywhere it goes they go through

01:12:33.050 --> 01:12:35.409
a lot of portals from tomb worlds to tomb world

01:12:35.409 --> 01:12:37.170
they kind of just like leave behind their crap

01:12:37.170 --> 01:12:38.829
they don't care about keeping their tomb ships

01:12:38.829 --> 01:12:40.590
and stuff they just go the fastest way they can

01:12:40.590 --> 01:12:43.670
and again they're just seeking out these katana

01:12:43.670 --> 01:12:46.470
shards it's like a crusade it's they call it

01:12:46.470 --> 01:12:48.850
a crusade in this book actually uh flayed ones

01:12:48.850 --> 01:12:50.789
follow it around it's like a shepherd for flayed

01:12:50.789 --> 01:12:53.130
ones doesn't mind being around flayed ones which

01:12:53.130 --> 01:12:55.710
every other necron hates the flayed ones so it's

01:12:55.710 --> 01:12:58.550
pretty cool it's pretty cool So anyways, when

01:12:58.550 --> 01:13:00.750
the Necrons saw the Space Marines coming, they

01:13:00.750 --> 01:13:04.069
planned out this ambush. The Necrosaur had a

01:13:04.069 --> 01:13:05.590
little bit of lucidity, so they talked about

01:13:05.590 --> 01:13:09.029
it. And they were really hoping that they would

01:13:09.029 --> 01:13:10.649
kill all the Ultramarines when they showed up

01:13:10.649 --> 01:13:13.630
to this little tomb complex, because they knew

01:13:13.630 --> 01:13:15.909
more would come, and more had been contacted.

01:13:16.109 --> 01:13:17.569
Like, there's a squadron of the Fourth Company

01:13:17.569 --> 01:13:19.210
guys out somewhere that are going to come reinforce

01:13:19.210 --> 01:13:23.989
them. But the Nemesaur had no idea how hard the

01:13:23.989 --> 01:13:27.460
Space Marines would fight. And she was very surprised

01:13:27.460 --> 01:13:28.979
when half the Space Marines survived because

01:13:28.979 --> 01:13:32.000
they fight so hard and are so resolute. And they

01:13:32.000 --> 01:13:34.279
always make it out of the bad things. So that

01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:36.479
was a little bit frustrating for them. So anyways,

01:13:36.739 --> 01:13:39.720
now there's Tomb World, Tomb of Alexis going

01:13:39.720 --> 01:13:42.239
up all around the world. Crazy fights are happening.

01:13:42.739 --> 01:13:45.220
The Nightbringer showing up is very desperate.

01:13:46.039 --> 01:13:49.500
Everyone's dying. Titus sends in some Space Marines

01:13:49.500 --> 01:13:51.279
to go fight on the front. But the Nightbringer

01:13:51.279 --> 01:13:53.159
just kind of kills all of them and then leaves.

01:13:54.079 --> 01:13:56.579
So he brings all the space marines back while

01:13:56.579 --> 01:13:58.399
all the mortals are trying to hold off on these

01:13:58.399 --> 01:14:01.939
multiple different sites. And curious enough,

01:14:02.140 --> 01:14:05.960
the Oct, the Archimagus, is not committing any

01:14:05.960 --> 01:14:09.279
of his Admech forces and has been locked away

01:14:09.279 --> 01:14:13.079
in this shrine studying this strange artifact,

01:14:13.520 --> 01:14:17.159
which Oct believes there's an angel of the Omnissiah

01:14:17.159 --> 01:14:20.300
locked away in this artifact. And he's been praying

01:14:20.300 --> 01:14:22.659
and praying to the Omnissiah. that he may be

01:14:22.659 --> 01:14:27.260
able to open this, and he finally realizes there's

01:14:27.260 --> 01:14:30.140
someone on the planet who can open this to do

01:14:30.140 --> 01:14:33.640
the Omnissiah's will, and it's Nemetar can open

01:14:33.640 --> 01:14:37.279
this thing to unleash the Angel of the Omnissiah.

01:14:37.939 --> 01:14:41.119
Obviously, we know what's in there now. But that's

01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:45.319
cool. He goes crazy, basically. So, Titus realizes

01:14:45.319 --> 01:14:49.329
this is crazy, we're so screwed, but... I'm not

01:14:49.329 --> 01:14:50.970
going to leave. Titus could leave, and that would

01:14:50.970 --> 01:14:52.729
be the better choice, to be honest. He could

01:14:52.729 --> 01:14:54.789
have left, waited for reinforcements, then attacked

01:14:54.789 --> 01:14:57.430
again. But he didn't want to. He didn't want

01:14:57.430 --> 01:15:00.029
to leave the Nova Magnorians by themselves. He's

01:15:00.029 --> 01:15:04.010
the defender of Ultima. Why be part of the 500

01:15:04.010 --> 01:15:05.710
worlds if the Space Marines won't even stick

01:15:05.710 --> 01:15:08.010
around to help you? So he's very, very noble,

01:15:08.170 --> 01:15:11.609
very good to do that. So there's two other tomb

01:15:11.609 --> 01:15:16.500
complex sites around. Wow, I totally forgot the

01:15:16.500 --> 01:15:19.000
name. Umbra, around Umbra to satellite sites.

01:15:20.239 --> 01:15:22.600
And Titus decides they're going to go through

01:15:22.600 --> 01:15:25.859
one of these secondary sites to go down and then

01:15:25.859 --> 01:15:28.539
be connected to the main tomb complex because

01:15:28.539 --> 01:15:30.899
these ones will be less guarded and there won't

01:15:30.899 --> 01:15:32.840
be a bunch of reinforcements spilling out of

01:15:32.840 --> 01:15:35.399
the main one, which is, they deduce, again, I'm

01:15:35.399 --> 01:15:36.720
pretty sure it's because he's in the death watch,

01:15:36.779 --> 01:15:39.039
he just knows, that there's portals in the main

01:15:39.039 --> 01:15:43.119
tomb complex and a bunch of... are spilling in

01:15:43.119 --> 01:15:45.720
their Zarekin reinforcements because the last

01:15:45.720 --> 01:15:48.039
world that the Nemosaurus had was a Zarekin world.

01:15:48.300 --> 01:15:51.420
And it's not ruined and terrible, but he's got

01:15:51.420 --> 01:15:54.239
cool destroyer stuff. And it does say that every

01:15:54.239 --> 01:15:57.600
Necron in the Nemosaurus legions is infected

01:15:57.600 --> 01:15:59.399
by the destroyer curse one way or another, including

01:15:59.399 --> 01:16:01.699
the vehicles, the vehicles themselves, because

01:16:01.699 --> 01:16:03.779
Necron stuff does have machine spirits as well,

01:16:03.779 --> 01:16:06.640
more or less. They're very murderous and killy,

01:16:06.640 --> 01:16:09.760
and they just run into things. It's pretty fun

01:16:09.760 --> 01:16:15.470
and silly. So yeah, Titus says, reinforcements

01:16:15.470 --> 01:16:17.449
are coming from down there, so I'm taking all

01:16:17.449 --> 01:16:20.609
my space marines, we're going down there, and

01:16:20.609 --> 01:16:23.369
we're going to fight. And that's what they do.

01:16:23.409 --> 01:16:27.510
He brings Titus, uh, Gadriel, Titus, Gadriel,

01:16:27.569 --> 01:16:31.409
Metaurus, go back to fight. Meanwhile, in the

01:16:31.409 --> 01:16:34.130
outskirts of First Brand, just a place on this

01:16:34.130 --> 01:16:37.189
planet, uh, which is near the Forest Shrine,

01:16:37.250 --> 01:16:39.930
by the way, Necrosaur Amentar launches his own

01:16:39.930 --> 01:16:43.079
attack. at the same time. Because the Necrosaur

01:16:43.079 --> 01:16:44.779
doesn't care about defending stuff, really. He's

01:16:44.779 --> 01:16:48.720
just here to find a command shard, whatever happens

01:16:48.720 --> 01:16:51.140
to the Doomworld doesn't really matter. At least

01:16:51.140 --> 01:16:54.619
to the Necrosaur. So, he goes and attacks, and

01:16:54.619 --> 01:16:56.739
the Militia are very hard -pressed and just,

01:16:56.779 --> 01:16:59.420
like, slaughtered. The Mechanicus Forests are

01:16:59.420 --> 01:17:02.100
nearby. They're not coming out to aid in the

01:17:02.100 --> 01:17:04.659
battle. The Governor, she commits her personal

01:17:04.659 --> 01:17:06.939
guard to go fight in this battle, and a Baneblade

01:17:06.939 --> 01:17:09.920
shows up, and they hold the Necrons off. For

01:17:09.920 --> 01:17:16.000
a little bit, at least. And... Yeah. The Necrosaur

01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:19.079
kills, basically. That's, like, the aforementioned

01:17:19.079 --> 01:17:22.180
Scorpec Destroyer goes and, like, slices the

01:17:22.180 --> 01:17:24.659
Baneblade in half, basically, and everyone's

01:17:24.659 --> 01:17:26.640
dying. It's cool. The Necrosaur is just a cool

01:17:26.640 --> 01:17:29.079
murder machine. He kills, like, the Governor's

01:17:29.079 --> 01:17:31.140
elite guard. He kills all the Ogryns. Sorry,

01:17:31.319 --> 01:17:33.420
Ogryn fans. They all get slaughtered by this

01:17:33.420 --> 01:17:37.560
guy. Oh, my boys. My boys. Meanwhile, Nemesaur...

01:17:38.520 --> 01:17:41.460
what is her name an msr and who tech is back

01:17:41.460 --> 01:17:44.880
in the tomb in the bottom of the tomb world in

01:17:44.880 --> 01:17:46.479
the center plotting there's a little bit of a

01:17:46.479 --> 01:17:48.699
guard around this vortex bomb that was just left

01:17:48.699 --> 01:17:51.000
there why they didn't just get rid of it i don't

01:17:51.000 --> 01:17:52.779
they literally have portals that could bring

01:17:52.779 --> 01:17:56.279
it somewhere else but they left it there just

01:17:56.279 --> 01:17:58.340
just just to give the space marines a chance

01:17:58.340 --> 01:18:01.140
i guess just like just in case the space marines

01:18:01.140 --> 01:18:03.460
wanted to show up and take it back i guess uh

01:18:03.460 --> 01:18:06.800
they left it there but whatever She's there.

01:18:06.819 --> 01:18:09.140
She's trying to stave off the destroyer virus,

01:18:09.420 --> 01:18:12.199
so she's a bit distracted. Meanwhile, Adas and

01:18:12.199 --> 01:18:14.020
the fellas are coming in through the secondary

01:18:14.020 --> 01:18:16.840
place. They fight a bunch of canoptics and warriors

01:18:16.840 --> 01:18:18.560
and stuff, but it's not nearly as bad as a battle

01:18:18.560 --> 01:18:20.640
as it would have been on the primary one. And

01:18:20.640 --> 01:18:23.340
most of the forces are away anyways, going to

01:18:23.340 --> 01:18:27.409
assault the shrine. So the fight isn't that bad,

01:18:27.489 --> 01:18:29.750
but it's still pretty brutal. They're still brutal

01:18:29.750 --> 01:18:31.390
fighting, and then the Space Marines keep fighting

01:18:31.390 --> 01:18:33.229
harder, and they push and push and push, and

01:18:33.229 --> 01:18:35.590
finally they make it back to Umbra and the underneath

01:18:35.590 --> 01:18:38.529
part. They get into the middle area. Titus has

01:18:38.529 --> 01:18:41.550
a duel with the Necrosaur, and they're evenly

01:18:41.550 --> 01:18:43.409
matched, it says, even though Titus is super

01:18:43.409 --> 01:18:46.010
tired and exhausted, but he's just going like

01:18:46.010 --> 01:18:48.770
that. He's just going like that. And the Necrosaur

01:18:48.770 --> 01:18:52.680
is... Sorry, not Necrosaur. Nemesaur is... doing

01:18:52.680 --> 01:18:54.420
pretty good, but then she gets the tug of the

01:18:54.420 --> 01:18:56.899
destroyer and kind of overstands, and then Titus

01:18:56.899 --> 01:18:59.399
kills her, and it's said that the battle was

01:18:59.399 --> 01:19:01.659
desperate and terrible, going pretty badly for

01:19:01.659 --> 01:19:03.420
the Ultramarines while this is happening, but

01:19:03.420 --> 01:19:06.600
the moment Titus kills the Nemesaur, who just

01:19:06.600 --> 01:19:08.760
phases out and reanimates somewhere else, obviously

01:19:08.760 --> 01:19:11.039
she's not actually dead, he looks up and the

01:19:11.039 --> 01:19:13.460
battle's over, and the Space Marines won, and

01:19:13.460 --> 01:19:16.579
everything's okay. So, the Tech Marines... Hooray!

01:19:16.859 --> 01:19:19.699
I love it when the Space Marines win. Another

01:19:19.699 --> 01:19:22.380
Ultra Dub. Yeah, so he brings the tech marines

01:19:22.380 --> 01:19:24.920
with him. They activate the bomb. They run away.

01:19:26.079 --> 01:19:28.199
And they get on their Thunderhawks with what

01:19:28.199 --> 01:19:30.100
little is left of the strike force. I don't know

01:19:30.100 --> 01:19:32.479
if there's an exact number. They lost probably

01:19:32.479 --> 01:19:34.560
two -thirds of what they brought, at least, which

01:19:34.560 --> 01:19:38.640
is a pretty big deal for space marines. And there

01:19:38.640 --> 01:19:41.800
you go. They have successfully bombed the primary

01:19:41.800 --> 01:19:44.699
tomb complex, so there's no more Necron reinforcements

01:19:44.699 --> 01:19:47.840
coming in. But while this is happening, the Necrosaur

01:19:47.840 --> 01:19:51.260
and his buddies breach the... shrine with a bunch

01:19:51.260 --> 01:19:53.520
of dooms in the arcs they blow up the door and

01:19:53.520 --> 01:19:57.460
when he walks in the necrosaur he finds uh oct

01:19:57.460 --> 01:20:01.399
the archmagus kneeling beside this artifact necron

01:20:01.399 --> 01:20:04.920
artifact and praying to it and when oct sees

01:20:04.920 --> 01:20:06.880
the necrosaur he like begs him he begs him to

01:20:06.880 --> 01:20:09.039
open it up the necrosaur puts his hand on his

01:20:09.039 --> 01:20:10.720
shoulder and is like being all nice and then

01:20:10.720 --> 01:20:12.359
just like throws him into his buddies and they

01:20:12.359 --> 01:20:14.640
all tear him apart and kill him and the necrosaur

01:20:15.490 --> 01:20:18.069
Takes the artifact and unleashes the Catan Shard

01:20:18.069 --> 01:20:19.609
of the Nightbringer. Who would have expected

01:20:19.609 --> 01:20:22.449
that? So there's another Catan Shard on here.

01:20:23.189 --> 01:20:25.550
Kill some more guys. But the mission's complete.

01:20:25.869 --> 01:20:28.409
Necrosaur has better things to do. It was in

01:20:28.409 --> 01:20:30.529
a bit of a hurry because the other fronts that

01:20:30.529 --> 01:20:32.250
were fighting to get these Catan Shards needed

01:20:32.250 --> 01:20:34.430
the Necrosaur elsewhere. So they just leave.

01:20:34.569 --> 01:20:36.289
They're all done here. It's all good. All is

01:20:36.289 --> 01:20:39.770
well. They take the South Pole portal and just

01:20:39.770 --> 01:20:43.149
freak off and it's all good. And yeah, that's

01:20:43.149 --> 01:20:46.239
like... I don't think there's much else. I love

01:20:46.239 --> 01:20:49.420
that. It's just like a completely bewildered

01:20:49.420 --> 01:20:53.619
polar bear. What's going on here? That would

01:20:53.619 --> 01:20:57.760
have been good. There's one cool big battle.

01:20:59.619 --> 01:21:01.939
The Space Marines do Space Marine stuff. Literally

01:21:01.939 --> 01:21:04.140
every Space Marine scene is, and then they fought

01:21:04.140 --> 01:21:07.520
harder and they were able to do it. It's not

01:21:07.520 --> 01:21:09.720
great. It's not overly exciting lore, but the

01:21:09.720 --> 01:21:11.739
new Necron stuff is really cool. If you couldn't

01:21:11.739 --> 01:21:14.390
tell, I'm excited about it. And the necrosaur

01:21:14.390 --> 01:21:16.250
is a really cool character. And I hope it gets

01:21:16.250 --> 01:21:19.170
like a book or something. Surely they'll do some

01:21:19.170 --> 01:21:21.590
500 worlds books. I hope that the necrosaurs

01:21:21.590 --> 01:21:24.130
just keep like, keep matching up and fighting

01:21:24.130 --> 01:21:26.630
because now the necrosaurs on other places in

01:21:26.630 --> 01:21:29.710
the 500, 500 worlds causing problems. There's

01:21:29.710 --> 01:21:33.010
like a, there's a little picture in here. I think

01:21:33.010 --> 01:21:35.390
they're fighting the death guard somewhere, I

01:21:35.390 --> 01:21:38.930
guess, because there's a picture. Yeah. There's

01:21:38.930 --> 01:21:40.710
a picture of the necrons fighting the death garden

01:21:40.710 --> 01:21:43.829
here. And then like, nothing else to say about

01:21:43.829 --> 01:21:47.270
it. It says they're in the depths of Jawardet's

01:21:47.270 --> 01:21:50.770
sub -levels between Shambling Whores, blah, blah,

01:21:50.789 --> 01:21:54.489
blah. Yeah. Wherever Jawardet is, they're fighting

01:21:54.489 --> 01:21:57.989
the Deathclaw. Remnants of the Godblight, you

01:21:57.989 --> 01:22:04.670
know, Plague Wars. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. At

01:22:04.670 --> 01:22:07.789
least it doesn't sound like the Imperials, like,

01:22:07.810 --> 01:22:10.270
and then they walked in and then they won every

01:22:10.270 --> 01:22:13.010
battle and then it... I know that actually costs

01:22:13.010 --> 01:22:16.750
lots of resources and lives to even get a stalemate.

01:22:16.909 --> 01:22:19.109
Yeah, the Necrons actually won. The Necrons got

01:22:19.109 --> 01:22:20.649
more than what the Ultramarines did, believe

01:22:20.649 --> 01:22:22.770
it or not. Because all the Necrons wanted was

01:22:22.770 --> 01:22:25.130
that Catan shard, which Titus literally brought

01:22:25.130 --> 01:22:30.890
to him. Yeah. Titus started to get... Yeah, yeah.

01:22:31.569 --> 01:22:34.210
Maybe should have just let that poor, innocent

01:22:34.210 --> 01:22:37.390
Necron tomb ship leave. I don't know. Maybe they

01:22:37.390 --> 01:22:39.369
should have like... Yeah, poor innocent Necron

01:22:39.369 --> 01:22:43.350
tomb ship. Those are words. Yeah. You can say

01:22:43.350 --> 01:22:46.649
them. Full of enslaved Necron thralls with their

01:22:46.649 --> 01:22:48.970
minds obliterated living in an endless hell.

01:22:49.689 --> 01:22:53.210
As opposed to imperial ships with poor slaves

01:22:53.210 --> 01:22:55.729
whose minds have been obliterated. They get to

01:22:55.729 --> 01:22:59.069
enjoy their corpse starch. It's fine. Do servicers?

01:22:59.970 --> 01:23:04.060
Do they? Some of them. They have to feed... I

01:23:04.060 --> 01:23:06.119
mean, they do have to stay alive somehow. The

01:23:06.119 --> 01:23:09.100
flesh still has to stick around. So they probably

01:23:09.100 --> 01:23:11.859
do have to feed them one way or another. They

01:23:11.859 --> 01:23:14.479
get the Taco Bell of corpse starch. They probably

01:23:14.479 --> 01:23:17.020
get an IV type of thing. They just plug into

01:23:17.020 --> 01:23:19.619
a machine and it just recharges and puts nutrients

01:23:19.619 --> 01:23:21.920
in them. See, that's kind of how I've always

01:23:21.920 --> 01:23:25.579
pictured it. Or they have another servitor going

01:23:25.579 --> 01:23:28.020
around to the ones jammed in doors with a hole

01:23:28.020 --> 01:23:31.279
in the wall. Here comes the train. It's like

01:23:31.279 --> 01:23:35.880
that company that made their... It was quite

01:23:35.880 --> 01:23:38.140
a few years ago. They used to sponsor the Rooster

01:23:38.140 --> 01:23:40.840
Teeth podcast. Gosh, shout out to Rooster Teeth.

01:23:40.880 --> 01:23:44.659
It no longer exists. And they just had a protein

01:23:44.659 --> 01:23:47.520
shake thing that was supposed to replace meals

01:23:47.520 --> 01:23:53.520
and it just ended up looking like a grey... What

01:23:53.520 --> 01:24:01.600
was it called? CTRL? I don't know. It's been

01:24:01.600 --> 01:24:04.119
so long, but I just remember thinking people,

01:24:04.340 --> 01:24:05.800
like loads of fitness people and other people

01:24:05.800 --> 01:24:08.300
were like, oh, this is like the new craze. I

01:24:08.300 --> 01:24:11.460
remember thinking, what do you mean? So you don't,

01:24:11.460 --> 01:24:13.180
like the whole point of eating or something,

01:24:13.300 --> 01:24:17.000
the best part is the flavor. You're skipping

01:24:17.000 --> 01:24:21.710
the flavor. Bruh. um we could go through quickly

01:24:21.710 --> 01:24:25.130
the uh chapters involved in this might as well

01:24:25.130 --> 01:24:27.789
i'll list them all off and you can like talk

01:24:27.789 --> 01:24:30.590
about them if you want i've got some notes but

01:24:30.590 --> 01:24:33.090
still there's the ultramarines the reborn the

01:24:33.090 --> 01:24:35.210
size of the emperor the silver skulls the avenging

01:24:35.210 --> 01:24:37.949
sons the sons of aurora the nova marines the

01:24:37.949 --> 01:24:40.310
praetors of ultramar the doom eagles and the

01:24:40.310 --> 01:24:43.449
aquilon brotherhood never heard of those guys

01:24:43.449 --> 01:24:46.789
yep well that's the thing i got a message a while

01:24:46.789 --> 01:24:48.710
back so i did like all the space ring chapters

01:24:49.600 --> 01:24:51.460
And I didn't include a couple of these because

01:24:51.460 --> 01:24:53.800
they don't have anything. And then I add a message

01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:55.659
to people like, oh, look, the Reborn and the

01:24:55.659 --> 01:24:57.300
Aquilon Brotherhood have lore. And I'm like,

01:24:57.340 --> 01:25:00.460
no, they don't. And they have a logo, but they

01:25:00.460 --> 01:25:03.140
still have like a color scheme. Like, calm down,

01:25:03.159 --> 01:25:06.739
calm down. Yeah, yeah. There's like three sentences.

01:25:07.239 --> 01:25:11.159
Yeah. As you can see. So, yeah. Well, let me

01:25:11.159 --> 01:25:13.340
go through the minor ones first. So like the

01:25:13.340 --> 01:25:16.350
Aquilon Brotherhood, Ultima Founding. They have

01:25:16.350 --> 01:25:18.369
a veteran called Ixen, who is in the Godblight

01:25:18.369 --> 01:25:22.329
series, the Dark Imperium books, who is part

01:25:22.329 --> 01:25:25.449
of Tetrarch Decimus' honor guard. They wear white

01:25:25.449 --> 01:25:27.949
and blue gold ceramite, and they have a twin

01:25:27.949 --> 01:25:30.229
-headed eagle with an Ultima in it as their logo.

01:25:30.829 --> 01:25:35.409
That's all they have. Praetors of Ultramar, Ultima

01:25:35.409 --> 01:25:38.210
founding. Drawn from the Unnumbered Suns, they

01:25:38.210 --> 01:25:40.649
helped defend during the Plague Wars. They come

01:25:40.649 --> 01:25:43.869
from a... planet called house bridge they wear

01:25:43.869 --> 01:25:45.890
black gold and white armor with a skull and an

01:25:45.890 --> 01:25:49.390
ultima within a golden iron halo that's their

01:25:49.390 --> 01:25:52.329
law the true reborn or the rebuilt the reborn

01:25:52.329 --> 01:25:54.409
i should say the reborn not to be confused with

01:25:54.409 --> 01:25:56.710
the reborn warband this is the reborn chapter

01:25:56.710 --> 01:26:01.109
they wear blue white armor and they have a skull

01:26:01.109 --> 01:26:04.729
of an ultima as their symbol that's their law

01:26:06.100 --> 01:26:09.819
Why even make these? Why not just make existing

01:26:09.819 --> 01:26:12.420
chapters do these things? They are existing chapters.

01:26:12.500 --> 01:26:14.359
That's the depressing thing. They are existing

01:26:14.359 --> 01:26:17.779
chapters. They just did the barest minimum to

01:26:17.779 --> 01:26:20.560
give them not even CPR or life support. They

01:26:20.560 --> 01:26:24.199
put them on a drip and they're still in a comatose.

01:26:24.199 --> 01:26:28.609
Like, come on. Legally pronounced dead. Yeah.

01:26:29.430 --> 01:26:32.050
Some of the more meh chapters, we've got the

01:26:32.050 --> 01:26:34.970
Avenging Sons. They've been around. One of the

01:26:34.970 --> 01:26:36.850
comments was like, wait, it says in the book

01:26:36.850 --> 01:26:39.770
they're Ultima Foundings. I don't know. They've

01:26:39.770 --> 01:26:42.630
been around for a while, but maybe they've retconned

01:26:42.630 --> 01:26:45.710
them. I'm not sure. They hail from a world called

01:26:45.710 --> 01:26:49.189
Traconis Major, and they wear azure armor with

01:26:49.189 --> 01:26:52.189
gold, with an icon, which is a white cross. That's

01:26:52.189 --> 01:26:56.100
their lore. Sons of Auror. They wear red armor

01:26:56.100 --> 01:27:01.340
with a red Omega symbol. Orror. Orror. Orror.

01:27:02.100 --> 01:27:05.199
Orror. That's their name. Sons of Orror. Sick

01:27:05.199 --> 01:27:10.720
dog noise. They are a heresy -based chapter.

01:27:11.079 --> 01:27:14.220
So one of their founders was from the Ultramarines

01:27:14.220 --> 01:27:18.140
Legion. They crunked Craftworld Alatok once.

01:27:18.180 --> 01:27:20.619
That was fun. And they have lots of Corvus armor.

01:27:21.870 --> 01:27:27.210
classic eldar lore thanks thanks for uh doom

01:27:27.210 --> 01:27:30.750
eagles are kind of fun uh they hail from they

01:27:30.750 --> 01:27:33.149
hail from the world called the eerie they uh

01:27:33.149 --> 01:27:34.729
are nihilistic because they're all like we're

01:27:34.729 --> 01:27:36.770
all gonna die anyway and so they're like yeah

01:27:36.770 --> 01:27:39.729
they're like late they're ultra marine raven

01:27:39.729 --> 01:27:43.239
guard basically and they're like, us knowing

01:27:43.239 --> 01:27:44.640
we're going to die means that we just go into

01:27:44.640 --> 01:27:46.840
suicidal charges, knowing we're going to die,

01:27:46.880 --> 01:27:49.399
so we have a bit of freedom in that regard. And

01:27:49.399 --> 01:27:50.779
when they survive, they're like, I guess I'll

01:27:50.779 --> 01:27:54.899
try again tomorrow. They're in a few books here

01:27:54.899 --> 01:27:57.300
and there as side characters. They're okay. They

01:27:57.300 --> 01:28:00.180
wear silver armor, and their icon is a skull

01:28:00.180 --> 01:28:02.720
and a stylized eagle. There is a bit more to

01:28:02.720 --> 01:28:05.380
them, but this is kind of a brief rundown. I

01:28:05.380 --> 01:28:08.920
just realized when I bought Battle of Macragge

01:28:08.920 --> 01:28:13.460
when I was a kid, I painted my first ever Space

01:28:13.460 --> 01:28:18.840
Marines as Doom Eagles. I just had the codex.

01:28:18.840 --> 01:28:21.859
I didn't really understand what was going on.

01:28:21.979 --> 01:28:24.920
I was probably too young, but then I just liked

01:28:24.920 --> 01:28:28.680
the silver. I used to stare at different armies

01:28:28.680 --> 01:28:30.760
being painted up, and I was like, oh, these silver

01:28:30.760 --> 01:28:34.380
ones are kind of cool. Damn. Shout out for 20

01:28:34.380 --> 01:28:37.859
years ago. Young Hal painting his first Doom

01:28:37.859 --> 01:28:42.819
Eagle like, I too stare into the void of death.

01:28:43.260 --> 01:28:49.939
Yippee! Yay! My brain did go like, oh, like,

01:28:49.960 --> 01:28:51.979
you know, 20 years ago when I was like five,

01:28:52.020 --> 01:28:55.140
I was like, nope, I'll be older than that. Oh,

01:28:55.220 --> 01:28:58.840
God. Existence is meaningless. Yay, said Hal.

01:28:59.359 --> 01:29:02.319
Woo! hey money in the chat says the avenging

01:29:02.319 --> 01:29:04.220
sons were a chapter that got destroyed during

01:29:04.220 --> 01:29:06.659
the great rift ultimate founding rebuilt them

01:29:06.659 --> 01:29:08.899
and they have anger issues because of that poor

01:29:08.899 --> 01:29:11.739
thing okay okay okay i feel like i've done assuring

01:29:11.739 --> 01:29:15.680
them before kind of like soldiers then yeah uh

01:29:15.680 --> 01:29:18.220
just less soldiering because the whole whole

01:29:18.220 --> 01:29:22.729
thing oh oh oh avenging sons Tauros. That's what

01:29:22.729 --> 01:29:24.670
they're from. Holy frick. Yeah, they're the ones

01:29:24.670 --> 01:29:27.670
who get crunked by like... Oh, yeah, yeah. All

01:29:27.670 --> 01:29:29.930
of their lore is them getting their ass beat.

01:29:29.949 --> 01:29:32.770
That's right. They were in a video I made. They

01:29:32.770 --> 01:29:35.670
die at Tauros. I think one of their companies

01:29:35.670 --> 01:29:39.430
just leaves a planet under siege by chaos and

01:29:39.430 --> 01:29:45.010
joins chaos. Not even because they wanted to,

01:29:45.130 --> 01:29:47.029
but because they went renegade and they were

01:29:47.029 --> 01:29:51.399
like, well, we're already here. With Ultima being

01:29:51.399 --> 01:29:53.479
on the borders of the Tau, they could have a

01:29:53.479 --> 01:29:55.640
rematch. They could fight again in a new campaign.

01:29:55.960 --> 01:29:57.840
Maybe that'll be a thing someday. Lose again.

01:29:58.779 --> 01:30:01.899
Their name is so good. It's like one of his best

01:30:01.899 --> 01:30:04.000
nicknames for Gilliman. And yet, like, one of

01:30:04.000 --> 01:30:07.039
the dullest paint schemes. We're blue. Blue.

01:30:07.079 --> 01:30:10.340
Anything else? Blue and white. No. We suck. And

01:30:10.340 --> 01:30:14.760
we're blue. Don't forget they suck. Yeah. It's

01:30:14.760 --> 01:30:17.989
very important. And then the last three I have,

01:30:18.109 --> 01:30:19.590
we've got the Silver Skulls, who I'm playing

01:30:19.590 --> 01:30:22.770
as in the gameplay. They lost their homeworld

01:30:22.770 --> 01:30:25.890
of Lyria. They now live on a planet called Varsavia.

01:30:26.750 --> 01:30:30.010
They use prognosticator librarians who see into

01:30:30.010 --> 01:30:33.010
the future to try and divine best course of action.

01:30:33.949 --> 01:30:36.789
Hold on, there's a dog. I must put the dog banner

01:30:36.789 --> 01:30:39.210
on. She is whining a bit. Yeah, I hear a little

01:30:39.210 --> 01:30:40.729
bit. Do you want to go outside really quick?

01:30:40.770 --> 01:30:45.930
Feed the dog. I did feed her. Yeah, she's going

01:30:45.930 --> 01:30:47.850
to shit in my house if I don't let her out. Okay,

01:30:47.850 --> 01:30:51.970
go, go, go. The Silver Skulls are very devout.

01:30:52.069 --> 01:30:56.810
They followed the Varsavian orthodoxy, and they're

01:30:56.810 --> 01:31:00.510
totally not what's remaining of Barabas Dantiox's

01:31:00.510 --> 01:31:04.399
sons of Dantiox company. Totally not Iron Warriors

01:31:04.399 --> 01:31:07.180
success, I promise. Even though their icon looks

01:31:07.180 --> 01:31:10.079
like an Iron Warrior skull and they wear silver

01:31:10.079 --> 01:31:13.159
armor and they're called the Silver Skulls. Totally

01:31:13.159 --> 01:31:18.619
not Iron Warriors, dudes. Promise. Speaking of

01:31:18.619 --> 01:31:22.779
not Iron Warriors, Scythe of the Emperor. Secret

01:31:22.779 --> 01:31:25.960
Ultraman's 11th company, which when the heresy

01:31:25.960 --> 01:31:29.460
ended, they had a secret 11th company when they

01:31:29.460 --> 01:31:31.500
put the codex into play and just didn't tell

01:31:31.500 --> 01:31:33.949
anyone about it. They'd invented the world of

01:31:33.949 --> 01:31:37.310
Sotha, which has the Pharos device. Pharos device,

01:31:37.489 --> 01:31:40.010
what Dunn blowed up and brought the Tyranids

01:31:40.010 --> 01:31:43.569
to the Warhammer universe and was the last stand

01:31:43.569 --> 01:31:47.590
of Alexis Pollux and Barabas Dantioch. They used

01:31:47.590 --> 01:31:51.090
Barabas' mask as a badge of office for each of

01:31:51.090 --> 01:31:54.909
their chapter masters. They got bodied by the

01:31:54.909 --> 01:31:56.750
Tyranids during their invasion because that's

01:31:56.750 --> 01:31:59.789
the place where the big beacon in the sky was

01:31:59.789 --> 01:32:03.239
lit. And they aided Belisarius' call in forcing

01:32:03.239 --> 01:32:05.420
a Catan shard that was stored inside the Faris

01:32:05.420 --> 01:32:08.100
device. So that's kind of fun. There's no...

01:32:08.100 --> 01:32:10.979
I haven't read that call book. I really want

01:32:10.979 --> 01:32:14.319
to. There's no actual OG size of the Emperor

01:32:14.319 --> 01:32:17.180
left, right? They're all dead. There's no cool

01:32:17.180 --> 01:32:20.680
Genestealer space Marines left? The Genestealer

01:32:20.680 --> 01:32:22.779
ones are gone. I believe they go out in glory.

01:32:23.140 --> 01:32:25.760
But there are a few sites, because they have

01:32:25.760 --> 01:32:28.579
this whole thing with the... The Giant's Coffin,

01:32:28.579 --> 01:32:30.020
I believe it's called, where they have a big

01:32:30.020 --> 01:32:32.439
last stand on a planet. Kind of like the Crimson

01:32:32.439 --> 01:32:35.819
Pists. Crimson Pists? Crimson Pists. This guy's

01:32:35.819 --> 01:32:38.760
got pee on the mind right now. I'm already in

01:32:38.760 --> 01:32:43.039
slip. What the heck? Yeah, Crimson. Good rotated

01:32:43.039 --> 01:32:45.920
piss stain. I know, but they kind of get bodied,

01:32:45.939 --> 01:32:47.680
but they kind of survive. There's a few left,

01:32:47.800 --> 01:32:51.279
and they're reconstituted with Primaris. And

01:32:51.279 --> 01:32:54.439
they're totally not Iron Warriors successes,

01:32:54.579 --> 01:32:57.949
even though... they come from the planet with

01:32:57.949 --> 01:33:00.510
which the iron warrior defended and they wear

01:33:00.510 --> 01:33:04.109
silver and they have you know like and they have

01:33:04.109 --> 01:33:06.590
like a and they they worked with like the toilers

01:33:06.590 --> 01:33:08.289
of the field of their home world which were like

01:33:08.289 --> 01:33:10.590
farmers that's where they have two cross sides

01:33:10.590 --> 01:33:14.090
as their logo and then the last one is the nova

01:33:14.090 --> 01:33:16.449
marines all you need to know is they are racist

01:33:16.449 --> 01:33:21.680
they are racist And they hate abhumans, and they

01:33:21.680 --> 01:33:24.720
suck. They're really nice guys to the Imperium,

01:33:24.720 --> 01:33:26.020
though, aren't they? I feel like I'm pretty sure

01:33:26.020 --> 01:33:31.939
the... What's it? Valdemort loves these guys,

01:33:32.079 --> 01:33:35.920
doesn't he? I don't know. But, like, Nova Marines,

01:33:36.119 --> 01:33:38.720
long story short, they trained another chapter

01:33:38.720 --> 01:33:40.600
called the Angels of Fury from their inception.

01:33:41.960 --> 01:33:45.000
They hail from a world called Honorum. They love

01:33:45.000 --> 01:33:48.439
the Codex Astartes so much that they go to bed

01:33:48.439 --> 01:33:50.939
with it under their pillow every night. They

01:33:50.939 --> 01:33:53.800
don't worship the emperor. They're not part of

01:33:53.800 --> 01:33:55.800
the imperial cult, but they treat the Codex like

01:33:55.800 --> 01:33:58.840
a divine text. So they're like daddy's boys.

01:33:59.119 --> 01:34:02.520
They hate mutants. They hate heresy more than

01:34:02.520 --> 01:34:05.680
most. Their icon is an iron halo with a skull

01:34:05.680 --> 01:34:08.619
in it. Their first chapter master is basically

01:34:08.619 --> 01:34:11.420
from this noble house of Ultramar. And so he

01:34:11.420 --> 01:34:14.479
was like given up by his noble house. He's like

01:34:14.479 --> 01:34:18.239
the Primarch who told the lion to piss off during

01:34:18.239 --> 01:34:22.079
Secundus where he was like, oh, you're being

01:34:22.079 --> 01:34:25.159
given a laurel of victory. And he just stands

01:34:25.159 --> 01:34:27.619
up to the lion. He's like, hey, I'm going to

01:34:27.619 --> 01:34:30.380
like give up my oaths because I'm going to swear

01:34:30.380 --> 01:34:32.100
new ones. And the lion's like, that sounds cringe.

01:34:32.199 --> 01:34:33.619
You shouldn't ever give up an oath. And he's

01:34:33.619 --> 01:34:35.680
like, no, mate. I'm giving it up because I'm

01:34:35.680 --> 01:34:37.500
going to do a better one. And Gilliman's like,

01:34:37.579 --> 01:34:40.199
yes, tell my brother to piss off. That's good

01:34:40.199 --> 01:34:44.300
boy. Good boy. Lucretius Corvo is his name. He

01:34:44.300 --> 01:34:47.159
kills a Titan. He's pretty cool. But like his

01:34:47.159 --> 01:34:50.079
chapter is just like, yeah, bigoted and nasty

01:34:50.079 --> 01:34:53.800
pieces of work. They are in the Dark Imperium

01:34:53.800 --> 01:34:57.300
trilogy and there are characters, but they are

01:34:57.300 --> 01:35:02.159
still like, they're cool, but they're also like

01:35:02.159 --> 01:35:06.359
not good people. Gotta be honest. Ain't nobody

01:35:06.359 --> 01:35:09.760
like mutants or Xenos in this Imperium Cup. Nova

01:35:09.760 --> 01:35:14.439
Marines get tattoos. They do get tattoos as well.

01:35:14.640 --> 01:35:17.000
They have cool psychic powers, I think. Like

01:35:17.000 --> 01:35:20.220
skinheads. They're just like, yeah, I hate this

01:35:20.220 --> 01:35:23.699
person. Oh, Nova Marines, no, stop it. This isn't

01:35:23.699 --> 01:35:30.680
American. Everyone hates them Xenos. You're not

01:35:30.680 --> 01:35:33.560
wrong with that. Before we get any further, was

01:35:33.560 --> 01:35:38.739
there any last few donuts? There are a few. So

01:35:38.739 --> 01:35:43.039
the first one is from Zenon again. Can we make

01:35:43.039 --> 01:35:45.199
Hal read that trilogy? We have theories. Yes,

01:35:45.199 --> 01:35:48.560
he's started the trilogy of Carcharodons. I will

01:35:48.560 --> 01:35:51.199
probably not read the third book. As I have heard,

01:35:51.340 --> 01:35:57.180
it is aggressively Ned. i've just started it

01:35:57.180 --> 01:35:59.279
so i'd have to let you know because i i it does

01:35:59.279 --> 01:36:00.819
have interesting things of like it's the first

01:36:00.819 --> 01:36:02.880
book where there's primaris carcaradons involved

01:36:02.880 --> 01:36:10.000
but we will see i'll let you know eli and hal

01:36:10.000 --> 01:36:12.739
will wear green hat 27th february thank you for

01:36:12.739 --> 01:36:16.020
two uh cologne how much money to make you play

01:36:16.020 --> 01:36:22.939
underworld like warhammer underworld oh it's

01:36:22.939 --> 01:36:25.520
like the rpg thing i think i mean i'd play it

01:36:25.520 --> 01:36:27.720
like i'm not you know i don't have anything against

01:36:27.720 --> 01:36:30.140
it it looks neat i don't know if is that an rpg

01:36:30.140 --> 01:36:32.699
i've not looked at it much the models are cool

01:36:32.699 --> 01:36:36.199
game maybe it was like it's like a dungeon crawler

01:36:36.199 --> 01:36:39.239
almost yeah i don't know it's asia sigmar bro's

01:36:39.239 --> 01:36:41.560
got a mortgage now he no longer is interested

01:36:41.560 --> 01:36:46.020
in any other financial burdens no i'd be interested

01:36:46.020 --> 01:36:59.699
in playing it with the fiver thank you what if

01:36:59.699 --> 01:37:02.159
leeman russ landed on planet louisiana instead

01:37:02.159 --> 01:37:06.479
of planet viking i i mean i bet he'd be he'd

01:37:06.479 --> 01:37:10.739
have some phenomenal uh some phenomenal jambalaya

01:37:10.739 --> 01:37:14.720
and some grade a moons we being good we'd be

01:37:14.720 --> 01:37:16.659
we'd be you know what i think i'd appreciate

01:37:16.659 --> 01:37:19.970
that And then Leman Russ descended to attack

01:37:19.970 --> 01:37:22.449
Horus on the Vengeful Spirit. He went, oh, about

01:37:22.449 --> 01:37:27.109
to make a name for myself. That's what Leman

01:37:27.109 --> 01:37:30.170
Russ did. A lot more happy to hear that. Yeah,

01:37:30.170 --> 01:37:40.510
family. Bean. Hello, Bean. Common Ultramedrine.

01:37:41.970 --> 01:37:44.909
Ultramedrine. Necron cells. That's right. One

01:37:44.909 --> 01:37:47.989
again. Necronsh has. Necronsh has. We stay winning.

01:37:48.250 --> 01:37:52.109
We stay winning. I hope that Necrosaur gets a

01:37:52.109 --> 01:37:54.869
book. I really hope it does. Exarpset has been

01:37:54.869 --> 01:37:56.729
a member for five months. Thank you, brother.

01:37:57.329 --> 01:38:00.409
Late to the party. How many Ultra W we got so

01:38:00.409 --> 01:38:06.229
far? Never -ending Ultra Ws. Ten -teen. Two losses

01:38:06.229 --> 01:38:13.069
and a win, I think. Do we have any theories where

01:38:13.069 --> 01:38:15.649
this whole like because bear in mind they're

01:38:15.649 --> 01:38:18.029
pairing this with with maelstrom to give like

01:38:18.029 --> 01:38:21.449
huron a resurgence um where do we think this

01:38:21.449 --> 01:38:23.430
is going to go because like space marine free

01:38:23.430 --> 01:38:26.409
is a consideration possibly there's going to

01:38:26.409 --> 01:38:30.369
be novels but i don't know i i don't know what

01:38:30.369 --> 01:38:33.109
because it's a it's a really strange thing to

01:38:33.109 --> 01:38:36.470
have like your premier character in the setting

01:38:36.470 --> 01:38:42.520
now quarantined to this 500 worlds game set And

01:38:42.520 --> 01:38:44.680
maybe that's just to future -proof him. He can't

01:38:44.680 --> 01:38:47.220
die now because he's in this niche within the

01:38:47.220 --> 01:38:51.100
setting. But where do we think 500 Worlds is

01:38:51.100 --> 01:38:52.439
going to go in the future? Is this going to be

01:38:52.439 --> 01:38:55.260
a one -and -done? Or is it going to go on as

01:38:55.260 --> 01:38:58.380
a whole separate game set? Do we have any theories?

01:38:59.180 --> 01:39:02.060
Maybe they'll make some small side games for

01:39:02.060 --> 01:39:04.760
it. I like specialty games. I'd be cool if they

01:39:04.760 --> 01:39:07.720
brought those back a bit. I wouldn't be surprised

01:39:07.720 --> 01:39:09.960
if it goes nowhere. Not going to lie. Or that.

01:39:09.979 --> 01:39:13.039
Or that. There's always that. If we're lucky,

01:39:13.140 --> 01:39:16.979
we'll get one or two books. Yeah, I don't know.

01:39:17.060 --> 01:39:20.380
Or it'll be once. I don't know. As much as Arcs

01:39:20.380 --> 01:39:23.380
of Omen has been touched since that happened.

01:39:24.560 --> 01:39:29.319
Yeah. You have to remember, we are talking about

01:39:29.319 --> 01:39:33.359
a game manufacturing company. It is an excuse

01:39:33.359 --> 01:39:37.500
to bring out some pretty cool miniatures so far.

01:39:37.850 --> 01:39:40.710
I don't think anyone has said anything like they

01:39:40.710 --> 01:39:42.670
don't necessarily... Obviously, you don't like

01:39:42.670 --> 01:39:44.550
every miniature that comes out ever. No one does.

01:39:44.890 --> 01:39:48.649
But, I mean, they're looking good so far. And

01:39:48.649 --> 01:39:52.710
then some new rules. I think there'll be more

01:39:52.710 --> 01:39:55.090
detachments for different groups maybe as each

01:39:55.090 --> 01:39:59.909
of the campaign books come out. So there'll be

01:39:59.909 --> 01:40:02.670
more stuff like for Eldar in the next one and

01:40:02.670 --> 01:40:04.970
then obviously Chaos and other things people

01:40:04.970 --> 01:40:09.260
can do. Eli, there's obviously... a few new detachments

01:40:09.260 --> 01:40:12.140
available in this current one wasn't there as

01:40:12.140 --> 01:40:16.560
well so you get all these goofy little this whole

01:40:16.560 --> 01:40:21.840
like wacky uh fancy campaign map in that book

01:40:21.840 --> 01:40:25.079
so like maybe maybe i should play that with with

01:40:25.079 --> 01:40:26.939
fellows or something i don't know that's kind

01:40:26.939 --> 01:40:29.300
of neat my friend just went out and bought um

01:40:29.300 --> 01:40:34.279
the new guy the new model um because yeah he's

01:40:34.279 --> 01:40:37.100
interested in playing curse legion nice it's

01:40:37.100 --> 01:40:39.640
goaded it's cool it's my day one necron stuff

01:40:39.640 --> 01:40:43.119
yeah you get like the boarding actions and the

01:40:43.119 --> 01:40:45.159
missions the boarding action book is like a whole

01:40:45.159 --> 01:40:48.779
rule book too it's quite i don't know weird but

01:40:48.779 --> 01:40:52.800
battle necrosaur is real cool and i'm happy that

01:40:52.800 --> 01:40:57.239
he exists in general and the new attachment is

01:40:57.239 --> 01:41:00.180
freaking awesome i want i was playing like you

01:41:00.180 --> 01:41:03.020
see the red there's red necrons back there uh

01:41:03.020 --> 01:41:07.300
there we go uh My OG Necron army was a Destroyer

01:41:07.300 --> 01:41:09.199
Cult army, but the Destroyer Cult was just so

01:41:09.199 --> 01:41:11.539
lame, the Destroyer Detachment, so I just ended

01:41:11.539 --> 01:41:13.979
up playing normal Necrons in the end. Now we've

01:41:13.979 --> 01:41:17.260
got Destroyers again. Yeah. I mean, I think it's

01:41:17.260 --> 01:41:21.760
a good start. And I guess when we... We'll probably

01:41:21.760 --> 01:41:24.920
maybe cover the Huron and Corsair one when it

01:41:24.920 --> 01:41:28.760
comes out, just because hey, those models do

01:41:28.760 --> 01:41:32.819
look good. I like some pirate stuff. The Corsairs

01:41:32.819 --> 01:41:35.380
have got some... Yeah, Huron is an interesting

01:41:35.380 --> 01:41:39.159
character. Prince Uriel is an interesting character.

01:41:39.380 --> 01:41:42.600
I'm sure Colton has already thrown his wallet

01:41:42.600 --> 01:41:45.819
immediately at the screen. He's going to buy

01:41:45.819 --> 01:41:50.039
it. He's got two banners. You don't have two

01:41:50.039 --> 01:41:55.720
banners. I don't. Yeah, awesome guy. Thank you

01:41:55.720 --> 01:41:59.119
much. My brain is not in the right place today.

01:42:00.100 --> 01:42:04.850
I'm still recovering. We did have we were starting

01:42:04.850 --> 01:42:07.890
a new segment recently weren't we which was uh

01:42:07.890 --> 01:42:11.390
a miniature like we would choose from the discord

01:42:11.390 --> 01:42:16.970
and uh to fair i've got i could go first if the

01:42:16.970 --> 01:42:20.270
other guys need um i was going to force that

01:42:20.270 --> 01:42:22.609
onto lore crimes without asking anyone and now

01:42:22.609 --> 01:42:26.390
i'm not even doing it let me go find that i andy

01:42:26.390 --> 01:42:31.229
there's a picture i have chosen uh Let me go

01:42:31.229 --> 01:42:34.710
quickly find the guy's name, because this dude

01:42:34.710 --> 01:42:40.770
has made some crazy stuff in the Discord. This

01:42:40.770 --> 01:42:42.729
guy's an amazing painter, by the way, as well.

01:42:42.930 --> 01:42:44.630
There's a record of Mr. Ivar, who's a really

01:42:44.630 --> 01:42:47.090
good painter. I've seen you. I've seen you, brother.

01:42:47.810 --> 01:42:51.850
Some of that stuff is... I'm getting very jealous.

01:42:52.789 --> 01:42:57.989
Have you guys showcased Donkey Man's Chaos Terminator?

01:42:58.270 --> 01:43:06.220
Nope. Send it here. Send it over, yeah. Here

01:43:06.220 --> 01:43:11.199
we go. Oh, I found my one. I'll get a better

01:43:11.199 --> 01:43:15.539
thing for the guys listening. I'll try my best

01:43:15.539 --> 01:43:17.380
to describe it for the audio listeners as well.

01:43:18.420 --> 01:43:24.000
But I have an offering by a guy named literally

01:43:24.000 --> 01:43:28.430
Thor. Put that in the chat for people there,

01:43:28.470 --> 01:43:33.310
Andy. That guy's Bacillus Dreadnought, who I

01:43:33.310 --> 01:43:39.189
believe he says on his submission that he is

01:43:39.189 --> 01:43:42.050
my Dreadnought for the Wild Hunt themed chapter.

01:43:42.949 --> 01:43:47.869
The conversion on this is pretty damn nice. Oh

01:43:47.869 --> 01:43:51.149
my God. He's put like a little... I appreciate

01:43:51.149 --> 01:43:54.939
the Viking knots on... uh leg pieces as well

01:43:54.939 --> 01:43:58.500
obviously going on for that classic oh what's

01:43:58.500 --> 01:44:04.979
the uh uh leshen that leshen look on the um where

01:44:04.979 --> 01:44:06.720
obviously the actual sarcophagus is supposed

01:44:06.720 --> 01:44:09.000
to be i believe some of these like look like

01:44:09.000 --> 01:44:11.000
they're 3d printed parts because there's like

01:44:11.000 --> 01:44:13.539
some flat chain pieces on there on the shoulder

01:44:13.539 --> 01:44:17.819
pads that's crazy brother color amazing i don't

01:44:17.819 --> 01:44:19.520
even know where you got these antler bits from

01:44:19.520 --> 01:44:24.079
uh but that is a very unique conversion because

01:44:24.079 --> 01:44:27.140
I don't know anyone else. I mean, it's kind of

01:44:27.140 --> 01:44:29.880
space world adjacent, but damn, that's crazy.

01:44:30.119 --> 01:44:32.699
I love it. I love a conversion. I do love it.

01:44:33.659 --> 01:44:39.880
Yeah. So great job for, and the next one, let

01:44:39.880 --> 01:44:45.180
me just, uh, take this one off. Sorry, bear with

01:44:45.180 --> 01:44:48.279
me. And then I share the next one. So this one,

01:44:48.939 --> 01:44:52.220
Was this your pick, Eli? Yeah, this is Donkey

01:44:52.220 --> 01:44:57.579
Man's Skaven stuff. Pretty dang cool. That's

01:44:57.579 --> 01:45:00.279
all I have to say. I can see the dreadnought

01:45:00.279 --> 01:45:04.619
legs on the bottom and chaos bits for the clawed

01:45:04.619 --> 01:45:06.500
feet. I don't know what those are actually from.

01:45:06.579 --> 01:45:07.960
I can't remember. It's from a knight. That's

01:45:07.960 --> 01:45:11.720
one of the chaos knights. And then there's the

01:45:11.720 --> 01:45:16.460
claws from the murder fang. Those are murder

01:45:16.460 --> 01:45:21.729
fang claws. i'm quite certain and uh yeah pretty

01:45:21.729 --> 01:45:27.369
gosh darn cool mr donkey man keep it up that's

01:45:27.369 --> 01:45:30.470
just like like the bait that base is dangerous

01:45:30.470 --> 01:45:33.609
to touch like it's so spiked i like this bikes

01:45:33.609 --> 01:45:37.210
yeah those chains are from the chaos rhino i

01:45:37.210 --> 01:45:41.829
think very nice uh the next one uh let me just

01:45:42.670 --> 01:45:46.609
Take this one down. Share this one here. This

01:45:46.609 --> 01:45:51.270
one is from Blake115 and it's a Kalgar! I figured

01:45:51.270 --> 01:45:54.890
on the day, right? We're talking about 500 worlds.

01:45:55.010 --> 01:45:58.050
Let's get Marnius Kalgar here. I do like the

01:45:58.050 --> 01:46:02.670
paint scheme. He's fairly nicely painted. There's

01:46:02.670 --> 01:46:04.689
some green on the little eagle there too. I like

01:46:04.689 --> 01:46:07.029
that little highlight. It breaks it up from the

01:46:07.029 --> 01:46:10.670
normal blue and gold. It's Marnius. It's Kalgar.

01:46:11.229 --> 01:46:15.869
Hell yeah. The greatest of us all. Look how clean

01:46:15.869 --> 01:46:20.409
the edge highlight on his shin is. That's just

01:46:20.409 --> 01:46:23.590
a perfect straight line. Yeah. That's brilliant.

01:46:24.090 --> 01:46:28.710
Look at that shin. Glory to the Ultramarines.

01:46:28.750 --> 01:46:33.369
Glory to HAL looking at feet. The shin is the

01:46:33.369 --> 01:46:42.420
foot now. Just one more time. wow marnius kalgar

01:46:42.420 --> 01:46:47.180
blocked by debris and rubble and the last one

01:46:47.180 --> 01:46:49.979
we're going to pick here from green hat guy it's

01:46:49.979 --> 01:46:53.060
an equal lamenta look at him i said this too

01:46:53.060 --> 01:46:57.220
he's so small he's so small imagine doing that

01:46:57.220 --> 01:46:59.899
heart that would have been a ball lake i mean

01:46:59.899 --> 01:47:02.720
bear one it's just like but still it's like the

01:47:02.720 --> 01:47:06.529
precision the amount of the amount of Lamenta

01:47:06.529 --> 01:47:10.050
is hard to do even on a normal -sized space marine.

01:47:10.369 --> 01:47:14.109
This is the flex. I just wish that there were

01:47:14.109 --> 01:47:16.029
Xenos armies and it wasn't just horse heresy.

01:47:19.869 --> 01:47:26.729
No one's going to do it. Damn it, EW. That is

01:47:26.729 --> 01:47:30.449
cool, yeah. Thanks, guys. Some of you guys are

01:47:30.449 --> 01:47:32.989
really talented, by the way, because I'm watching

01:47:32.989 --> 01:47:37.689
the tabletop one. a lot recently because my god

01:47:37.689 --> 01:47:41.909
i'm it keeps me inspired to keep uh first of

01:47:41.909 --> 01:47:43.869
all being diabetic apparently thanks for your

01:47:43.869 --> 01:47:46.789
love pardon me pardon me dying a little bit don't

01:47:46.789 --> 01:47:50.069
worry don't worry about him uh and uh it keeps

01:47:50.069 --> 01:47:54.010
me um finishing up army i just got some cactuses

01:47:54.010 --> 01:47:56.949
i'm not joking some actual cacti pieces hold

01:47:56.949 --> 01:48:02.850
on where are they yes actual cacti pieces for

01:48:02.850 --> 01:48:06.949
basic Because I want to keep improving my miniatures

01:48:06.949 --> 01:48:10.029
because you guys have some very nice stuff. So

01:48:10.029 --> 01:48:11.569
I appreciate it, brother. I appreciate it. Before

01:48:11.569 --> 01:48:14.869
we wrap this up, we've also got some other donations

01:48:14.869 --> 01:48:18.069
to get through briefly. And Angry Homunculus,

01:48:18.189 --> 01:48:21.149
who has been an ember, he's been a member for

01:48:21.149 --> 01:48:24.229
eight months. Lehman never folds. No, he does

01:48:24.229 --> 01:48:26.470
not. He's been a law criminal for years as well.

01:48:26.550 --> 01:48:30.609
Appreciate it, brother. B4509, thank you for

01:48:30.609 --> 01:48:34.189
$2. Gilman trained the avenging sons wrong. It's

01:48:34.189 --> 01:48:41.369
a joke. Feels bad. ChrisM77 has become a member.

01:48:41.489 --> 01:48:44.390
Thank you very much. And the last one. Who wants

01:48:44.390 --> 01:48:48.409
the last one? Colin or Hal? My voice, please.

01:48:48.649 --> 01:48:53.029
Please let it go. I got it. DarthSasquatch499.

01:48:54.470 --> 01:48:57.989
I am looking at the right one. Debate idea. Doomguy

01:48:57.989 --> 01:49:02.289
versus Gilliman. I think Doomguy takes that one.

01:49:02.409 --> 01:49:06.659
I think that's Doomguy. me too uh colin moore

01:49:06.659 --> 01:49:10.279
halo hammer one no but i'm jerking off general

01:49:10.279 --> 01:49:14.579
grievous soon i should end the episode before

01:49:14.579 --> 01:49:17.699
you say general grievous by the way you are a

01:49:17.699 --> 01:49:23.380
bold one good that good that good that one second

01:49:23.380 --> 01:49:35.779
more crime short i'm jerking off Oh my gosh.

01:49:36.159 --> 01:49:39.680
Thank you all for joining us. Did we have a question

01:49:39.680 --> 01:49:43.560
of the week? No, we forgot. Don't worry about

01:49:43.560 --> 01:49:46.899
it. We'll do it next time. I have a barely related

01:49:46.899 --> 01:49:49.600
would you rather if we want to just get a complete

01:49:49.600 --> 01:49:54.840
filler. Go for that. I'll even add Warhammer

01:49:54.840 --> 01:50:02.600
into it. Would you rather be an ultramarine And

01:50:02.600 --> 01:50:04.899
you have to fight off against a Demon Prince,

01:50:05.180 --> 01:50:10.659
an ODST, and you got to fight the Arbiter, or

01:50:10.659 --> 01:50:13.420
a Jedi, and you got to fight General Grievous.

01:50:15.140 --> 01:50:17.920
ODST fighting the Arbiter. You think you win

01:50:17.920 --> 01:50:20.840
that fight? I'm just saying I saw Sergeant Forge

01:50:20.840 --> 01:50:23.000
kill the Arbiter once. Yeah, but this is Keith

01:50:23.000 --> 01:50:25.739
David Arbiter. Oh, well, you didn't say that.

01:50:25.899 --> 01:50:30.449
You said Arbiter. All right, come on now. I can't

01:50:30.449 --> 01:50:32.250
bring myself to kill Keith David, I gotta be

01:50:32.250 --> 01:50:34.270
honest. He doesn't have the Force, so you can

01:50:34.270 --> 01:50:37.550
just run. Bro thinks he's gonna be the guy to

01:50:37.550 --> 01:50:40.989
get away from Grievous. General Grievous is like,

01:50:41.069 --> 01:50:45.329
yes, Italy. That was Spider. Cruel. I think I'd

01:50:45.329 --> 01:50:49.529
choose Jedi as well, maybe. I'm taking Ultramarines.

01:50:49.529 --> 01:50:51.789
Maybe actually the Ultramarines one. The Emperor

01:50:51.789 --> 01:50:53.489
might save you at the last second, and you might

01:50:53.489 --> 01:50:55.750
get that power armor. You could be the equivalent

01:50:55.750 --> 01:51:00.060
of Cad Bane. You could be okay. I'm going to

01:51:00.060 --> 01:51:04.619
shoot you with my laser pistol. Jedi, stupid

01:51:04.619 --> 01:51:08.479
Jedi. There's the question of the week. Pardon

01:51:08.479 --> 01:51:15.760
me. We did do one last week, so I've got those

01:51:15.760 --> 01:51:22.579
pulled up here. Not to worry. I thought about

01:51:22.579 --> 01:51:28.270
that like five minutes ago. I'm like, crap. The,

01:51:28.289 --> 01:51:32.630
uh, it was iron within iron without was the hashtag.

01:51:34.010 --> 01:51:39.390
Uh, the question. I wasn't there. So I don't

01:51:39.390 --> 01:51:42.470
know. No, this wasn't last week. This was, uh,

01:51:43.890 --> 01:51:46.829
this was two weeks ago. Yeah. Cause last week

01:51:46.829 --> 01:51:48.850
was the guest episode. You weren't here last

01:51:48.850 --> 01:51:51.770
week. Yeah. No. Wow. Why am I doing this then?

01:51:51.930 --> 01:51:54.409
Were you not here last week? No, wait, no. I

01:51:54.409 --> 01:51:57.560
wasn't here. How was it you were there? Well,

01:51:57.579 --> 01:52:00.140
there was no question last week. It's riveting

01:52:00.140 --> 01:52:05.899
content. As you can tell, people, we are a professional

01:52:05.899 --> 01:52:08.779
setup. I'm trying to remember the question. We're

01:52:08.779 --> 01:52:10.640
having collective dementia going on right now.

01:52:10.640 --> 01:52:12.319
I'm trying to remember the question, all right?

01:52:12.520 --> 01:52:14.439
Well, I think it was, what could you do without

01:52:14.439 --> 01:52:16.340
in the set? Yeah, yeah, iron with it, iron without.

01:52:16.560 --> 01:52:18.659
Yeah, I had the answers. I was trying to just

01:52:18.659 --> 01:52:21.600
get the question. I've got to start off with

01:52:21.600 --> 01:52:25.420
this one. 26 -year -old geriatric choice. I'm

01:52:25.420 --> 01:52:28.539
27 now, all right? I hit upper 20s. I'm still

01:52:28.539 --> 01:52:34.720
25. Immediate melting. Blake on Gaming 588 with

01:52:34.720 --> 01:52:37.739
the first question of the week answer. Shut up,

01:52:37.779 --> 01:52:42.779
diabetes. What could you do without the prices?

01:52:43.579 --> 01:52:47.739
Yeah. Thank you. All right, I get it. Holy shit.

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Probably worse with the poor USA bros of all

01:52:53.710 --> 01:52:57.729
the terrorists as well. Oh yeah, Canada. Feel

01:52:57.729 --> 01:52:59.829
worse for us. Feel worse for Canada bros. Feel

01:52:59.829 --> 01:53:02.250
worse for Australian bros, actually. They have

01:53:02.250 --> 01:53:04.369
the weight. They've suffered the most by far.

01:53:06.170 --> 01:53:12.069
For the next one, Raris Pepe. He's got a spicy

01:53:12.069 --> 01:53:17.430
answer. A serious answer. Everything from 5th

01:53:17.430 --> 01:53:21.289
edition onwards except the Nucrons. 40k already

01:53:21.289 --> 01:53:23.149
has the Tyranids so it doesn't need another army

01:53:23.149 --> 01:53:25.090
of mindless killers. Though I would still say

01:53:25.090 --> 01:53:26.710
that 40k would be better if the Necrons were

01:53:26.710 --> 01:53:28.930
the Men of Iron instead of an alien race badly

01:53:28.930 --> 01:53:32.449
crowbarred into the backstory. Brother. Wow.

01:53:32.689 --> 01:53:36.890
Okay. I'm gonna kill you. With hammers. Silly

01:53:36.890 --> 01:53:39.130
answer. Everything you four like because you're

01:53:39.130 --> 01:53:45.199
most entertaining when you suffer. Epic. And

01:53:45.199 --> 01:53:47.859
then for the last question of the week, from

01:53:47.859 --> 01:53:50.260
Angry Homunculus, what would you remove? The

01:53:50.260 --> 01:53:53.640
Yanari. What else needs to be said? Just have

01:53:53.640 --> 01:53:55.619
it so that Gilman can survive through a combination

01:53:55.619 --> 01:53:57.859
of the Armor of Fate and Big E, especially considering

01:53:57.859 --> 01:54:00.699
he did it later in Godblight. Didn't GW just

01:54:00.699 --> 01:54:04.539
do that recently? Yeah. Basically. At least if

01:54:04.539 --> 01:54:06.340
they were gone and erased, it wouldn't be so

01:54:06.340 --> 01:54:09.239
embarrassing. Still give Gilman a daughter that

01:54:09.239 --> 01:54:10.960
he names Tarasha, because I think it's still

01:54:10.960 --> 01:54:16.199
cute. And then... This is not a question of the

01:54:16.199 --> 01:54:20.100
week, but shout out to Sparhawkian who just said

01:54:20.100 --> 01:54:24.760
bricked. Wow. Appreciate it, brother. I too am

01:54:24.760 --> 01:54:30.300
full mast. I have an idea for a fairly cursed...

01:54:30.300 --> 01:54:34.119
Oh, sorry. Wow, he's that excited. There was

01:54:34.119 --> 01:54:40.100
some damage with that one. I have an idea for

01:54:40.100 --> 01:54:42.520
maybe a cursed one for this week where it's like...

01:54:43.600 --> 01:54:47.199
when we think about hashtag oh we're not doing

01:54:47.199 --> 01:54:49.199
the would you rather well we could do that instead

01:54:49.199 --> 01:54:50.960
yeah if you want to do that if you got an actual

01:54:50.960 --> 01:54:52.760
question of the week that's better that was just

01:54:52.760 --> 01:54:55.560
pure i needed we needed filler all i had the

01:54:55.560 --> 01:54:57.840
idea was like maybe we should do hashtag chiron's

01:54:57.840 --> 01:54:59.779
like who would you kill off instead of chiron

01:54:59.779 --> 01:55:02.479
for the 500 worlds i feel like we've done that

01:55:02.479 --> 01:55:07.060
question just like that before maybe would you

01:55:07.060 --> 01:55:10.649
rather i'd kill the herpes True, true. We could

01:55:10.649 --> 01:55:12.729
just do the Would You Rather then, if that takes

01:55:12.729 --> 01:55:16.130
up the thing. Hashtag rather. Hashtag rather.

01:55:17.970 --> 01:55:21.550
Done. Professionally run podcast where we never

01:55:21.550 --> 01:55:26.449
do anything off the fly. Or are late, etc. Amazing.

01:55:26.449 --> 01:55:32.109
Shout out to us. We're great. Best podcast. Thank

01:55:32.109 --> 01:55:36.149
you guys for watching, for listening, for the

01:55:36.149 --> 01:55:42.510
donations. he's gonna go do that live tv yeah

01:55:42.510 --> 01:55:46.989
poor hammer live i just did three episodes on

01:55:46.989 --> 01:55:49.869
adric so now it's official we have to end their

01:55:49.869 --> 01:55:52.510
run there like they peaked and then we can let

01:55:52.510 --> 01:55:57.210
them all i can end there yeah we'll see you guys

01:55:57.210 --> 01:56:00.789
next week appreciate it love you guys bye