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Hello, fellas, one and all, and welcome to Lore

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Crimes. We're happy to be here again, and just

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as a quick reminder at the start, we're changing

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the format up a bit. For those of you watching

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live, there won't be any major changes, but we're

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bringing back the older video style, so if you

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just want the content, the lore, and nothing

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but, do not worry. That'll be how it is going

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forward. If you don't want to watch the... uncut,

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full -length live stream. Yeah. If people wanted

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to go check out the normal, you guys who like

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the donations and all that, the people insulting

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our hairlines, our faces, our bloodlines, all

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that good stuff, go check out our Discord. It's

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linked onto a unlisted stuff on YouTube there.

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For all you guys who like to all that live stuff,

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it's all there for you guys. Nothing's changed,

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but we're going to go straight on. For people

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who watch the video stuff, We're going to get

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right into it. Before we get right into it, well

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done, Colin. I like the new digs. Thank you very

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much. Will you describe it for the audio listeners

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at least? Yes, of course. For the audio listeners,

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see, there was this room in the house. For reasons

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I don't know, it's just painted green. And in

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an effort to... save money on getting it painted

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and also just being lazy. This is the office

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now because it's going to be mostly sound pads

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and posters. Indeed, I do. I am now an adult.

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He owns a home. You could use it as a green screen

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wall if you wanted to as well. I could, but there

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is the cabinet. Or the closet. Just record on

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one side. We'll see how you go. I did say that.

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R .I .P. End of an era to the bed. The bed is

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now in a different room. It's no longer one combined

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space. One last spanner for the bed made. I heard

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that. My heart is gutted. Colin, your extra long

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beard and the mic and the nothing background.

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It looks like a thumbnail of a video that pops

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up on your YouTube feed from like 20 years ago

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of just some hillbilly guy spouting off some

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random stuff. Airsoft fatty is about to drop

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a new one. Surely people in the chat know who

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this guy is. For the chat, for the law criminals

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out there, they know one thing about us. We have

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no aura. We are... We fumble the bag a lot, but

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we're going to talk today about Warhammer lore

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moments. The complete opposite of what a creator

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in lore crimes would be. Someone who's actually

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got aura. And again, thank you everyone in the

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Discord for sending in, again, another reason

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to join the Discord because we posed this amazing

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question to you guys and you guys came through.

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Love the responses as always. Thank you guys

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so much. But I think maybe... I don't know if

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we go straight into the comments from people,

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or do you guys want to start with maybe one of

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each of us, just as sort of, obviously, actual

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lore people, as in, like, this is our job, so

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surely we should have a good one, at least. Yeah,

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I suppose. We could do one each. I've got mine.

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Does anyone else want to start, or should I just...

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Go for it, man. Go for it. I see mine is from,

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where else, but a Godric and Felix book. They

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tend to be... at least you know three aura farming

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scenes per book that's just kind of how the series

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works but the one that sticks out to me it's

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uh it's a gotcha good felix they went back to

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known and i'm gonna say prior to that it was

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like negative reputation for felix because he

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wrote he wrote a book about their time fighting

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the scaven invasion of gnome and people in gnome

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like dock workers called him an idiot for saying

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the scaven were real and i'm pretty sure at least

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one of them punched him in the face But this

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is for Felix. Him looking bad and getting the

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crap kicked out of him, that's just kind of the

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status quo for the poor dude. But towards the

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end of the book, right, because the plot revolves

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around, there's some Zeech nonsense going around,

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trying to sabotage the Empire's production lines.

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Because when most of your cannons come out of

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one place, if anything happens to that one place,

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You now only have the spear to fight the bloodthirster

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with, which is not ideal. I'm going to say it's

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probably a brave statement. Fighting a bloodthirster

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with only a spear is not what you want to be

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doing. So, you know, they were trying to hide

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that. And in the end, we get on one of Malachi

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McKayson's many blimps. But it's been revealed

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that the saboteur, the sorcerer behind it all,

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was actually working for him the whole time.

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A little Zeech twist. And then, you know, Zeech

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things start happening. The cannons come to life.

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All of the humans aboard the dwarf Zeppelin are,

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you know, going insane or dying to magic. And

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the antagonist blasts Gatric and Malachi with

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a magical kamehameha. I don't know how else to

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put it. It's just this beam of pure, magical,

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mutating, killing, hurting, bad energy. And they

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just stand there like stanced up, you know, arms

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wide, chest bare, shoulders broad. Well, bricked

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out silhouette through the door, doorframe. And

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they're just like, we're dwarfs. Your stupid

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magic doesn't do anything to us. And then they

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just start beating the snot out of them. Yeah.

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It's like, look, there's a lot of hype moments

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in Godric and Felix. I don't know, but that one

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stands out to me because like. it's like an anime

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sequence. You know, the bad guy tanks the attack

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and then, you know, the smoke clears and they're

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completely unfazed. It's like that. They're just

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standing there like, is that it? And? Come on.

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I assume he got slapped up silly after that,

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though. I assume he got wrecked. Yeah, he, the

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sort, I mean, antagonist in a Gotrick and Felix

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book is perhaps the worst thing you can be for

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your life expectancy. Unless you're thankful.

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Unless you're thankful, then it's just one more

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setback on his road to glory victory. It's a

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strong start, but I might have one which I hope

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no one else has taken. I'm slamming myself on

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the table cock first because I've got a big one.

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Is it a Horus Heresy one? It's not now. That's

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what you've got to take from fantasy, because

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I know it's just me doing that. I think Andy

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probably knows exactly what I'm talking about.

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It might even be in some of the comments mentioned

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today, but it cannot be overstated, which is

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it's Valdor finger guns. I'll just paint the

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scene. You have Constantine Valdor already. We're

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talking about custodian, emperor's left -hand

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nut. big guy uh he appears in a scene where i'm

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not gonna lie it feels like it's anime where

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there's he's like i guess it's like thugs isn't

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it and he essentially tells them to i don't remember

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exactly what it in the wording he says but he

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essentially just starts raising up his fingers

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like this like literally like finger guns and

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then just clicks and then one guy just immediately

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It is a proper moment where it's like, you don't

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want this. And he just goes, bang, bang, bang.

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And then they all just start going, what's happening?

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I think it turns out there's like the, well,

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what would be, I guess, a Vindicaire assassin

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somewhere like massively far in the distance

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who's actually popping the shots. But it's a

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pretty crazy moment. I don't think he's... Is

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he in his custodian gear, Andy? I can't remember.

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I can't remember. If he's in a disguise or something,

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or, you know, disguised as like a seven foot

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tall man. But it is a pretty big moment because

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he just doesn't, he just, he realizes words are

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not going to work. And so he brings out finger

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guns, which is hella weird for a custodian to

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ever attempt to do. I wouldn't have thought.

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I mean, hey, 10 ,000 years later, there's no

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biggie around to undo their personality. Some

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of them have to. Some of them are going to have

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little quirks, little fun stuff. Yeah, that's

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a weird way to have fun. I mean, look, it's 40k.

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If you can't look like a cool dude when you're

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ordering people's deaths, what are you even doing

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here? True. But yeah, that was a pretty... That's

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my start, I'll say. That one's pretty good. Eli?

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I feel like Eli, because I've said Horus Heresy

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now, so Eli's got to rectify this with some Xenos.

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Save us. Save us, Eli. I have like five that

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I took note of, but I was going to say a Space

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Marine one, but it's in a Xenos book. But I can

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pivot. I can pivot. Do what you will. Everything

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Artemax does in an elemental council is an aura

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hype moment. Every single scene with him in it

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is really cool, but I guess we could say something

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else. I'm just going to do a Guardians of the

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Galaxy. Who? Okay, okay, all right. The coolest

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space train character ever. When Imhotep beats

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Helbrek, that's pretty cool. He's got some aura.

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He says, you've tried to claim this galaxy as

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your own for 10 ,000 years, yet you have little

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of a count to show for your efforts. Such failure

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must be as depressing to bear as it is pathetic

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to behold. Says the guy who was napping for 10

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,000 plus years. I'm not listening to this skelly

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boy. And then he cuts off Helbrek's hand. After

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soloing Helbrek, by the way, it's not even a

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good fight. The codex will tell you differently,

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but the novel will tell you the correct things.

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And Helbrek says, whatever, whatever, I'll fight

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you, I'll hunt you, and Emotex says, I expect

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you will. But here today you kneel before me

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defeated and I will ensure you never forget it.

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And then cuts off his hand. May this remind you

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of your dishonor and defeat. And then I'll practice

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dishonor forever and ever. Learn from this so

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that we may duel again. Emo text the goat. Emo

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text the goat. Yo, but what he did with that

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hand though. Okay. All right. Sorry, I ruined

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it. I know I'd ruin it. He hangs it up as a trophy.

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like boo from the ladies and gentlemen the bad

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emotech has a manicuring business on the side

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and he needs hands to practice like necron fans

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i'm always trying look i'm i'm the hand is outstretched

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alliance that the real grown -ups of the setting

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again come on necrons and eldar but everything

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rmax does is an aura moment every single thing

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one time real quick one time all like him and

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sword like have this crazy fight she's fighting

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for her life it's the like most horrible thing

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she's ever done art of actions and barely powered

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power armor and he still beats her and then he

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says our galaxy will forget you in perfect tau

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whoever you are our galaxy will forget you and

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then just discards her and walks away and it's

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awesome that's like the beginning of the book

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so that's not a huge point Andy, do you have

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one to balance us out? I've gone to the deep

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recesses of the law. I've gone in the crevice

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of the law and dragged something kicking and

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squealing from obscure law. I'm picking a moment

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from, I believe it's the Voice of Mars, which

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is the second, I think. It's definitely the second

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Iron Hand book with Shadrach Medusin. So basically

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he's on Mars with a bunch of other tech marines

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and... They're doing their training to become

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tech marines. And he's already a sergeant of

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the Iron Hands. He knows what he's doing. But

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because he's an Iron Hand, the tech Magos is

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like, oh, by the way, you get special stuff because

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you're an Iron Hand. Because, of course, you

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get perks of the job. Is this Shadrach or is

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this someone else? Oh, not Shadrach. Sorry. Cardan

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Stronos. Sorry. Cardan Stronos. Cardan Stronos.

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He hasn't got a mini. And he's so obscure that

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I confuse him with the character who has more

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books. But no. cardan stronos is in this like

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he's on a surgical table and the magos has cut

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off the top of his skull and his brain is exposed

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and it's like oh don't worry you big baby i'm

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just gonna like fit something to your brain so

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it works better and then she's betrayed and i

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won't spoil the story but there's one of the

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the orderlies betrays her So then Shadrach with

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his brain kind of hanging out of his skull, like

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breaks out of his binds, kills the guy who's

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trying to kill him. And then just kind of goes

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like, oh, put my skull back on and gets the staple

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gun. Just goes like clink, clink, clink, clink

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all the way around. And it's like, right, I've

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got work to do. And I'm like, oh, that goes pretty

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hard. That goes pretty hard. I can't lie. Need

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to make sure the jelly doesn't pull out the jaw.

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That is pretty important. That one needs to be

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in. That is pretty nuts, though. I have an honorable

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mention before we get into the submissions, which

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is every time in Rogue Trader you tell Avalard

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to announce yourself. I'm too important to announce

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myself. Please do that for me. Help. Kill this

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peasant. Go on. Do it. Avalard's not the help.

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He's the honored Seneschal. It's just his...

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The Silent King also has a hype man who constantly

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says, Derek, last and mighty of the Silent Kings.

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And that's awesome. I want a hype man like the

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Judicator. Also, also... The most hype moment

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probably ever off -screen was the single Gene

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Steeler neophyte who killed Chiron and the other

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one who killed Acheron who saw two main characters

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on screen. I can one -up you with that, Eli.

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The Watcher in the Dark who made the Changeling

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shit itself. Just by looking at him, like...

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Like a Karen in Walmart. He was in his sights.

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This is John Gene Steeler neophyte. wouldn't

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be wanting a Space Marine main character, and

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they beat a helmetless Space Marine. Pretty good.

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I also, death be upon me if I didn't mention

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up, everything Cetra does in the End Times. Truly.

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That is, I mean, that's just hard. He's the aura

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moment, we heard. But we, speaking of the aura

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moments, we do have, again, you guys put some

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lovely submissions forward, and we're going to

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go read through some of them. I'm not going to

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lie. Some people have some good answers, though.

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I did have a little sneak peek. Some people do

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have some pretty good answers. I mean, there's

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one immediately, if Eli can see it, if you go

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into the No Judgment one. I need Eli or maybe

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Colin to explain this one by... Is it Borbo?

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Borbo! Borbo! God bless you. Wait. Just for some

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of the beginning ones. Dude, we got a Borbo fan

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right there. I know what's not. They're a real

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one, I promise you. Don't worry about it. This

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is the infamous Kato Sicarius incident. Oh, yeah.

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Come on, everyone knows this incident. It's pretty

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good. What do you mean? Could someone explain

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it for someone who maybe doesn't know what we're

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talking about? Eli's going to do it much more

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negatively than I would. It's a cool moment.

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It's a hype moment. Basically, Cato Sicarius

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and his buddies are strolling through their Cato

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Sicarius and his buddy's book. Nothing bad about

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it. Not generous at all. They break the wall.

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They break into some random Tao's house, pretty

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much. They're going to this apartment and there's

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a water cast lady in the apartment. uh with like

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a gun under the counter behind her back or whatever

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and uh she's talking to kato trying to get him

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to be nice to her and what is she like i might

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be able to find the exact audio she says something

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like uh would your forefathers like be proud

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of you or like look pleasantly upon you uh you're

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attacking an unarmed female an innocent defenseless

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unarmed civilian And Cato says, yes, and then

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stomps her solid and kills her immediately. It's

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even better because the ultramarine she's talking

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to has a moment where he thinks of Gilliman and

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is like, am I doing the right thing? And then

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Cato Sicarius barrels through, yes, plants his...

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It does remind me a bit of the animated Angels

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of Death series, which... Chaplain Raphael, and

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there's just gene stealers, and they're fighting,

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and they just hear something, and he smashes

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through a wall. He's like, kill the heretic!

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Stomps one's head into mush. Kill the heretic!

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Purge the unclean! And then this one's like,

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he just blasts it with a pistol. That's a Space

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Marine right there. That's like a grade A Space

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Marine. That's Prime Rib Space Marine. Talos

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is also a Prime Aura Farmer. I'm finally reading

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through the Nightlord's Omnibus, and everything

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Bro does is... pure aura maxed as they say i

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mean he's a true cell he's a stone cold true

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cell yeah just out of curiosity eli why is it

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not not to be like no this isn't this isn't the

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critique but just like what's why is it you've

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not read it before is it just was it the hype

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kind of get in the way and you were like i can't

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be that good or just didn't get around to it

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i just didn't get around to it i just read other

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books i read mostly xenos books and like emperor

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just like oh there's so many necron books I read

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mostly Xenos books and Imperial Guard books,

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because they're often way better than most of

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the Space Marine 40k books, at least. Nice. We

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should say for the people, Kato Zakaris did in

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fact stomp a civilian to death, which is true.

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To be fair, she had a weapon. He was vindicated.

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She was reaching. It was a weapon in the bushes,

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was there? The only time I've ever done the voice...

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Sorry. No, you go. I got chaotic voices of Andreas

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to do that line in my Kato Sakaris video, and

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it's the only time I voiced a female character

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because I thought it would be funny to be like,

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the one time I do it, it's the one who's getting

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curb stomped, and it's a bit cringe. And that's

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the only time I've done it. Look, it's a matter

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of context, right? Watch Captain Artemis dooming

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the galaxy to Slaanesh, just saying yes. Not

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cool. Not good. We kill Slaanesh on our own terms,

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that's all. Bad. Bad. Kill this man and watch

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Captain Artemis. Call them with the spray bottle.

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No. Kato Sicarius just kicking some lady's chest

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in because she didn't want to die. Cool. She

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was an alien. Epic. It wasn't because she was

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a lady. It was because she was an alien. Well,

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yeah, yeah, but, you know. Reasonable crotch

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out. I'm a Star Wars fan. I like the aliens more

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often than not, sir. Unless they're Trandoshans.

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Kill every one of them. If the Trandoshan is

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breathing a plasma bolt, it will be receiving.

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Republic Commando has scarred me for Trandoshans.

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Thank you very much. Andy, you recently read

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Fire Warrior. Do you remember any hype case moments?

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Because that entire book is just... I think that's

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just the book. Or did you only look into the

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Ultramarines Raptors part and then just ignored

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case for the rest of it? I was just like... I'm

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going to kill this guy. I'm just saying that

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if... If the Black Library don't respect the

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character from that book enough to give him another

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book in, like, 20 years, I don't have to respect

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his deeds. I don't know. I've got enough obscure

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Space Marine books to be like, yeah, first time

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with the noose. I love the contrast of video

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game book adaptions because Halo the Flood is,

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you know, it makes it a little bit more human

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with Master Chief. Or, like, the whole time against

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the Flood, at least, he's like, this is... Absolutely

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horrifying. And then we look over at Fire Warrior,

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one -to -one adapting to him, slaughtering his

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way through the ultramarines, the guards. Yeah,

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yeah. Like, what do you mean, tone things down

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for the book? Why would we do that? We do have

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another one by Shecky. They say, you know the

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answer, it's also a hammer. Which, Andy, do you

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want to explain the context behind the scene?

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If you remember it from Horus Heresy. Long story

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short, Vulcan, the Primarch of the Salamanders,

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has been captured by Conrad Kurz. Istvan happens.

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He dies. I think he's nuked from orbit by the

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Iron Warriors. That doesn't stop him. He's reformed,

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kind of like Wolverine. And then the Night Lords

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are like, oh, there's Vulcan in it. All right,

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we should capture him. And Conrad's like... And

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they put him on the night... the nightfall which

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is their like flagship and curse just tortures

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him for weeks there's things like the one that

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sticks in my mind is i think i've mentioned it

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before he goes let's test his perpetual powers

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let's like just like tie him to the the back

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of the ship where the exhausts are and disintegrate

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him with like the ship's thrusters and he still

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comes back from that like oh that's no good so

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Eventually, he traps him in this maze in the

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Nightfall, which was originally made to... I

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believe it was made to trap... Was it made to

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trap Angron as a contingency? Or was that just

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something they did at the end? I think it was

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supposed to, at some point. I think they made

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a deal with Horus, and they were like, in case

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we need it, we'll put this maze to trap Angron,

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because he's a bit hard to wrangle. Because he's

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Angron. Or during the Siege of Terra, they...

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no they made they made a deal during the siege

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of terror when khan was like oh my god anger

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so they kill us all and so they went to the scribe

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or who was in charge of the night lords they

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went can we put him in your ship he went yeah

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go on but the thing is grivok also got out there

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because he had a demon in his sword that showed

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him the way which is bitchy but i'm not sure

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if they made it specifically for that purpose

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or if it was just they did that hers just i think

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it made it i think oh perserobin made it for

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curse before the heresy must have begun well

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Either way, it's like this really impossibly

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large labyrinth within the depths of their ship

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because quirky night lords. And Vulcan gets trapped

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in that and he manages to make his way to the

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end. And in the end, as like a prize, Conrad

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leaves his weapon. I think it's Erdracule. Is

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it Erdracule? The two -handed hammer. And he

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goes and he gets it. And he's all like, ah. all

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this, and you fought just for this hammer, blah,

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blah, blah. Because it's got a teleporter on

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it, doesn't it? It's got a teleporter. You went

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all this way to teleport, and it's like, you

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forget one thing, brother. It's also a hammer.

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Bonk, and then he smacks him in the jaw a bit.

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I butchered that, but you know. He does proceed

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to bonk Kurz into almost death, and he almost

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delivers the killing blow, but he says, I'm not

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like you. And then he does teleport away. Okay,

00:23:52.579 --> 00:23:57.039
bro. He basically goes like, you're a bitch,

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but I'm not a bitch. He almost beat Curse to

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death, I'm pretty sure, with the hammer and then

00:24:02.839 --> 00:24:07.920
left him crying, most likely. We do have some

00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:09.380
more, though. There's another one which I think

00:24:09.380 --> 00:24:12.819
Colin might enjoy here, which is by FedNetFemboy,

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which has a Colin Discord symbol on it. Good

00:24:17.009 --> 00:24:19.670
to know that he said this thing. He says, when

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Felix was being tortured by a demon of Zeech

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and he just rage baited it. I don't know the

00:24:26.869 --> 00:24:28.529
context of this one. So Colin, you might have

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to explain this. Oh, which one was that in? He

00:24:31.450 --> 00:24:34.450
might need some time to think about that. I might

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need some time because I've said before, but

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I read like all of the Godric and Felix books

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over like two months. That's crazy, man. So it's

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kind of just like this one giant blob of events

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in my head. While you're thinking, shall I read

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one out quickly? Which I think Eli would like.

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And it's Twice Dead King from Chimp Wukong, which

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is when Juseras was talking to Ultix about patience.

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And then he has the Tachyon Arrow in his wrist.

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And so you know, a Tachyon Arrow is like... you

00:25:10.259 --> 00:25:12.900
know that scene in iron man where there's a tank

00:25:12.900 --> 00:25:15.000
in the first one that shoots at him and he just

00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:18.140
points oh yeah through the barrel and it blows

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up but like imagine the end of the missile is

00:25:22.099 --> 00:25:26.319
tipped with like a nuclear warhead and so it

00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:29.380
can practically kill anything but they stress

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in the books about if you miss when you fire

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this oh you think you've ever like with the shot

00:25:36.720 --> 00:25:39.839
that's the biggest whiff you can ever do because

00:25:39.839 --> 00:25:42.900
this thing he i think he shoots at a titan and

00:25:42.900 --> 00:25:45.740
it blows up it's like a big titan that was and

00:25:45.740 --> 00:25:48.319
they're like they're they're they're like um

00:25:48.319 --> 00:25:49.579
you know when you play an rpg and you're like

00:25:49.579 --> 00:25:51.880
i've got an elixir i shouldn't use this until

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i have to and it's the ultimate version of that

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where you're like i don't want to shoot this

00:25:56.380 --> 00:25:58.380
on anyone but i think there's even an example

00:25:58.380 --> 00:26:00.380
they're like oh there's this one guy this necron

00:26:00.380 --> 00:26:03.240
lord who shot it at a dude and it obliterated

00:26:03.240 --> 00:26:05.319
him but it's just like What a waste of that.

00:26:05.980 --> 00:26:09.940
Altex tries to shoot it at an aircraft, I believe,

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and he misses. Which is why DeGeras is then lecturing

00:26:13.579 --> 00:26:17.019
him on patience, and then he shoots it out at

00:26:17.019 --> 00:26:21.500
the... It's not a... It's not a warhound. It's

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one above that, I think. I feel like it's an

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aerial warlord or something stupid. I feel like

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it was a warlord. It's like the most... It's

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one of the most powerful weapons in 40K, but

00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:35.779
it only does D6 damage on the tabletop. I mean,

00:26:37.980 --> 00:26:41.000
to be fair, that is most things on the tabletop.

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Every time anyone says, and they shall know no

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fear, and yet Space Marines have a leadership

00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:50.339
score and always have. Donkey Man is saying,

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Colin, it's Giant Slayer, it's Giant Slayer,

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it's Giant Slayer. Oh, thank you. Oh, that was...

00:26:57.019 --> 00:26:58.779
It would have been, I don't think they were quite

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Demon Princes, if I'm remembering Giant Slayer

00:27:01.000 --> 00:27:03.519
correctly. Because I know that was the one with

00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:07.000
Teclis in it, so I remember that one. No, like

00:27:07.000 --> 00:27:09.640
the enemies of that book were these two twin

00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:13.119
sorcerers of Tzeentch, who had actually escaped

00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:16.160
one of the previous books after, of course, Godric

00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:21.140
slaughtered the main enemy, as he does. They

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showed up back on Albion, and they had this giant.

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And it was like one of the OG kind of giants

00:27:27.390 --> 00:27:30.009
corrupted chaos where it wasn't like the ones

00:27:30.009 --> 00:27:31.549
you normally see in Warhammer were like, they're

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50 feet tall. They're pretty big. Now, this dude

00:27:34.089 --> 00:27:37.549
was a skyscraper, which incidentally really quick

00:27:37.549 --> 00:27:41.589
for his death. Godric cut his axe into his eye

00:27:41.589 --> 00:27:45.430
and then scaled down his like eyes, like nerves

00:27:45.430 --> 00:27:49.150
back down to the ground. He did an OG God of

00:27:49.150 --> 00:27:52.640
War moment was just like. Zeus, I have come to

00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:56.180
destroy Olympus, but it's God of War or Attack

00:27:56.180 --> 00:27:58.539
on Titan, whichever one you prefer. They're both

00:27:58.539 --> 00:28:01.220
equally applicable. Could you imagine a God of

00:28:01.220 --> 00:28:06.720
War, God of War game? That'd be fun. I want either

00:28:06.720 --> 00:28:10.240
that or what I chiefly want would be a Lella

00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:12.559
Hesper X game made by the people who made Bayonetta.

00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:15.619
I think that would go hard. With a little bit

00:28:15.619 --> 00:28:19.000
of lollipop chainsaw thrown in. Yeah, yeah. Come

00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:22.319
on, that would be a ton of fun. Colin just wanted

00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:26.660
Marathi feet simulator. I assure you, I don't

00:28:26.660 --> 00:28:30.099
need a game to find those images. Should we get

00:28:30.099 --> 00:28:34.079
some donations? Yeah. Thank you, guys. Thank

00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:40.250
you. Sorry we're a bit late. At Joshua Kevin

00:28:40.250 --> 00:28:45.869
Perry for 10 bucks. Guys, I'm 42 on Trenbolone.

00:28:46.950 --> 00:28:50.210
What? It's a steroid. Can I give a shout out

00:28:50.210 --> 00:28:52.650
to a friend of mine? What is aura farming, he

00:28:52.650 --> 00:28:55.869
says. In high school, he did a bunch of, you

00:28:55.869 --> 00:28:57.869
know, like horse tranquilizers in the middle

00:28:57.869 --> 00:29:00.910
of the hallway and passed out. Oh, okay. As you

00:29:00.910 --> 00:29:02.910
do. That's it. That's it. That's the story. I

00:29:02.910 --> 00:29:05.390
was tweaking on the ketamine. Because Trenbolone

00:29:05.390 --> 00:29:07.470
came up and, you know, it's like a horse steroid.

00:29:08.289 --> 00:29:11.309
It's just as bad. If you put nothing, if you

00:29:11.309 --> 00:29:13.950
put nothing into veins, you can cure COVID. I

00:29:13.950 --> 00:29:18.730
promise. This was well before COVID. This was

00:29:18.730 --> 00:29:22.890
well before COVID. He just did that. One for

00:29:22.890 --> 00:29:26.210
you, Hal. DonkeyManUSA, thanks, brother. Member

00:29:26.210 --> 00:29:28.730
for 17 months. Jesus, bro. Thank you. Thank you.

00:29:28.849 --> 00:29:33.069
Stream late due to Hal aura gooning. Is gooning

00:29:33.069 --> 00:29:36.960
ever cool? Like, what do you mean? Sometimes

00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:40.119
you gotta crank your hog, you know? Or hog your

00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:46.759
crank. Nolan Baker, thank you for the $2. Andy,

00:29:46.980 --> 00:29:50.960
do you feel bonita? You smell like pretty boy.

00:29:51.220 --> 00:29:54.240
I don't know what that means. I think he means,

00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:56.640
Andy, you're caked up and he's got a sweet tooth.

00:29:56.640 --> 00:29:59.079
It started with a family guy reference and then

00:29:59.079 --> 00:30:02.579
I don't know what that second half is. I mean,

00:30:02.579 --> 00:30:06.299
do you feel bonita? I have a manly musk, but

00:30:06.299 --> 00:30:08.299
I don't think I could be described as a pretty

00:30:08.299 --> 00:30:11.779
boy smell. Leave it at that. But thank you nonetheless.

00:30:12.259 --> 00:30:18.059
And he's very pretty. I didn't take the horse

00:30:18.059 --> 00:30:21.140
tranquilizers. I just knew about him doing it.

00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:24.140
After it happened, mind you. After it happened.

00:30:24.339 --> 00:30:26.579
I know a girl who loves horse tranquilizers.

00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:33.190
What is this episode? Solo 117 for two. Angelos

00:30:33.190 --> 00:30:35.529
letting his two guards die in the D02 intro.

00:30:37.009 --> 00:30:39.509
True. Well, that's the retribution intro, I believe.

00:30:39.710 --> 00:30:43.029
Yeah. Terminators. Colin, this is for you, I

00:30:43.029 --> 00:30:47.750
think. A hundred dead guinea pigs. Thank you.

00:30:47.750 --> 00:30:52.150
Wow. Five euro. Thanks, brother. Thanks. Squeak,

00:30:52.150 --> 00:30:55.009
squeak. And it's a picture of Colin as well.

00:30:55.049 --> 00:30:58.660
It is. Thanks, guys. I didn't forget the countdown,

00:30:58.920 --> 00:31:01.779
Andy. Just the password. Your forehead is mine.

00:31:02.839 --> 00:31:07.680
Do you... I haven't seen whatever this is, but

00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:11.460
do you guys like my Colin Accurate gelt model

00:31:11.460 --> 00:31:14.799
I posted in gelt posting? I'm going to... Check

00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:17.099
out the Discord if you want to see that stuff.

00:31:17.579 --> 00:31:19.339
Link should be in the description, I imagine.

00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:22.200
I just got a text from my girlfriend that just

00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:27.259
says sparkles. Bonita sparkles. Do you feel bonita?

00:31:28.099 --> 00:31:32.480
I don't know what it means. Nomius Chomsky for

00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:35.880
10 euros. Greetings, guys. Hope you guys are

00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:38.420
doing well. Can't stay for long. Has some stuff

00:31:38.420 --> 00:31:41.160
to do. Sadly, due to some stuff, I can't donate.

00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:43.819
That's more than enough. Thank you guys so much.

00:31:44.140 --> 00:31:47.559
I hope everyone have a great rest of the day.

00:31:48.380 --> 00:31:58.119
Hashtag... Thank you very much. You're a G. Thank

00:31:58.119 --> 00:32:05.339
you. Oh. Oh dear. Biggest squiggin' 448242 bring

00:32:05.339 --> 00:32:08.619
back the effin' chair. I will not be doing that.

00:32:10.910 --> 00:32:12.930
There will be a slight tilting of the angle as

00:32:12.930 --> 00:32:15.130
I figure out the best way to tilt my monitor.

00:32:15.430 --> 00:32:17.470
Could we get like a chair silhouette in the hall

00:32:17.470 --> 00:32:21.029
behind your door? We'll get like a printout of

00:32:21.029 --> 00:32:23.289
a chair and put it on the cupboard. The fucking

00:32:23.289 --> 00:32:29.549
Goku Prowler cock chair. I'm hearing like the...

00:32:29.549 --> 00:32:33.009
What's the Into the Spider -Verse music like?

00:32:33.069 --> 00:32:43.500
The one day... I find a nice loving person to,

00:32:43.579 --> 00:32:48.640
you know, make a life with. And then they look

00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:51.730
at what I do. And it's like 90 % people calling

00:32:51.730 --> 00:32:57.890
me a cuck on this channel. It's just the loud

00:32:57.890 --> 00:33:00.529
minority of people who scream that everyone else

00:33:00.529 --> 00:33:04.470
is just like... We do love you guys. Andy's girlfriend

00:33:04.470 --> 00:33:06.509
is the only significant other who actually watches

00:33:06.509 --> 00:33:09.809
these, so shout out. My wife doesn't watch any

00:33:09.809 --> 00:33:14.109
lore crimes. And also hasn't either been an absolute

00:33:14.109 --> 00:33:18.170
fucking war criminal in... in gary's mod games

00:33:18.170 --> 00:33:22.710
although also i will say other than me apparently

00:33:22.710 --> 00:33:26.769
the favorite is colin so sorry fellas yeah yeah

00:33:26.769 --> 00:33:30.289
uh type ross the colorblind wake uh always good

00:33:30.289 --> 00:33:33.309
to see you man uh remember for four months tylen

00:33:33.309 --> 00:33:37.230
o johnson meeting the crave xenos had aura true

00:33:37.230 --> 00:33:42.009
yeah he didn't give a crap did he Donkey Man.

00:33:42.509 --> 00:33:45.230
Donkey Manusa. Sorry, USA. What am I talking

00:33:45.230 --> 00:33:49.089
about? Thank you for the $2. Colin has the cock...

00:33:49.089 --> 00:33:53.849
Sorry. Oh, my God. It's already named. No, no.

00:33:54.829 --> 00:33:56.890
It's already named. It's in the closet. You can

00:33:56.890 --> 00:33:59.529
see. It's bits of the desk because the desk isn't

00:33:59.529 --> 00:34:01.369
technically fully assembled, but that's going

00:34:01.369 --> 00:34:04.650
to probably remain that way for 30 years. A dog

00:34:04.650 --> 00:34:08.190
bed for Athena. I don't have Athena's back here

00:34:08.190 --> 00:34:12.000
yet. It's his. It's his. Furry confirmed. I own

00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:21.280
a dog. Oh my god. Linus Soderquist 1738 has been

00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:24.840
a member for 18 months. Cheers, buddy. Another

00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:27.880
new member this time. Orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs.

00:34:28.119 --> 00:34:31.019
Thank you, orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs. Welcome to

00:34:31.019 --> 00:34:34.260
the members -only Discord Ivory Tower chat. You

00:34:34.260 --> 00:34:36.119
can be in the Discord if you're a member. Bean

00:34:36.119 --> 00:34:39.489
for five bucks. Good to see you, Bean. glad to

00:34:39.489 --> 00:34:42.710
see colon thriving in his soviet block apartment

00:34:42.710 --> 00:34:54.469
oh man he bought it as well big ben o 10 or ben

00:34:54.469 --> 00:34:57.969
0 10 for 10 glad to finally catch you guys live

00:34:58.429 --> 00:35:00.070
Love the pod and your videos. Currently building

00:35:00.070 --> 00:35:02.550
AdMech whilst listening, so may your foreheads

00:35:02.550 --> 00:35:05.530
remain ever glorious. Thank you, brother. I got

00:35:05.530 --> 00:35:07.789
a question for the Ben 10 heads in the chat.

00:35:08.369 --> 00:35:12.309
In 40k, if Ben 10 used the Omnitrix to turn into

00:35:12.309 --> 00:35:15.250
a human being, would he just turn into the emperor?

00:35:15.650 --> 00:35:18.369
Because he does turn into the peak of the species

00:35:18.369 --> 00:35:21.989
he chooses. I'm not very up to date. I don't

00:35:21.989 --> 00:35:23.650
really know anything about Ben 10, but isn't

00:35:23.650 --> 00:35:27.230
Ben 10 just like... the green lantern but getting

00:35:27.230 --> 00:35:30.269
through like copyright isn't that his power no

00:35:30.269 --> 00:35:34.150
no he has a watch that turns them into aliens

00:35:34.150 --> 00:35:38.610
like it's green that's it but like green lanterns

00:35:38.610 --> 00:35:40.250
are aliens and their powers can turn them into

00:35:40.250 --> 00:35:43.000
all sorts of stuff Isn't that just... It's different.

00:35:44.860 --> 00:35:47.340
Green lantern rings don't turn you into anything.

00:35:47.340 --> 00:35:48.440
It's different, bro. It's different. I promise.

00:35:48.659 --> 00:35:51.360
You make constructs with those. You don't turn

00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:53.780
into anything. The only thing they have in common

00:35:53.780 --> 00:35:58.420
is that they're green. So are the salamanders

00:35:58.420 --> 00:36:01.039
a green lantern ripoff because they're green?

00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:05.340
What? They construct matter into objects with

00:36:05.340 --> 00:36:06.940
their powers. Oh, but that's what green lantern

00:36:06.940 --> 00:36:11.380
rings do. They construct objects. It just seems

00:36:11.380 --> 00:36:14.199
similar. We're not going to start a Ben 10 argument

00:36:14.199 --> 00:36:18.260
about Warhammer 4 and more. Glass Laughter, thank

00:36:18.260 --> 00:36:21.739
you for 20 bucks. Jesus, man. Hi, guys. Quick

00:36:21.739 --> 00:36:24.280
question. Were the two fallen marines who were

00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:27.139
chaos marines in Lion's Son of the Forest, were

00:36:27.139 --> 00:36:29.739
they gay for each other? I remember them, and

00:36:29.739 --> 00:36:32.179
I think they were really gay for each other.

00:36:32.260 --> 00:36:38.340
They kissed. The two guys who... I mean, not

00:36:38.340 --> 00:36:41.599
really. Space Marines, unless they're Lucas the

00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:44.519
Trickster for some reason, are asexual. Lucas

00:36:44.519 --> 00:36:50.639
the Trickster slays, though. Also, Rockfist had

00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:52.800
several children because he was a full -on man

00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:55.420
before he became... Space Wolves just do everything.

00:36:56.440 --> 00:36:58.579
The thing is, I will say Glass Laughter. Just

00:36:58.579 --> 00:37:01.760
remember that they did kiss. It was in the book,

00:37:01.780 --> 00:37:06.239
I promise. I haven't read it yet. And then they

00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:08.800
kissed. They kissed, and then one of them said,

00:37:08.920 --> 00:37:13.000
I'm risen. And then the book ends. I was eating

00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:17.539
the sandwich. Distinctly remember them. In fact,

00:37:17.619 --> 00:37:20.619
one of them betrays one of them. Yeah, but that's

00:37:20.619 --> 00:37:22.980
just chaos stuff. Look, Romeo and Juliet, you

00:37:22.980 --> 00:37:26.300
can betray your lover. True. It's been a while

00:37:26.300 --> 00:37:30.219
since I read Romeo and Juliet. Even the Emperor's

00:37:30.219 --> 00:37:32.760
Children books haven't ever read a space marine

00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:35.000
doing something sexual. It's only the space wolves,

00:37:35.139 --> 00:37:39.099
somehow. The Emperor's Children have a line where

00:37:39.099 --> 00:37:41.480
it's alluded to that they had an orgy in one

00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:47.039
of the books. No, it's not. Yes, it is. I remember

00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:51.440
that. The Emperor's Children skipped over sex

00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:56.360
right into painting things with poop. I'm sure

00:37:56.360 --> 00:37:59.079
they're getting the rocks off. I think it gets

00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:03.039
into the end. They have to keep it PG -13, I

00:38:03.039 --> 00:38:07.000
guess, usually. It's not PG -13. Fulgrim literally

00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:08.940
goes like, Lucius, you did quite well in the

00:38:08.940 --> 00:38:12.159
last interaction with the boys, and you're like,

00:38:12.420 --> 00:38:14.940
oh no. You could say that that's what it means,

00:38:15.019 --> 00:38:17.519
but like... I think GW are just aware of maybe,

00:38:17.780 --> 00:38:22.179
like, it gets into weird territory, and then

00:38:22.179 --> 00:38:26.059
your fans get weird. Yeah, even like when Octavia

00:38:26.059 --> 00:38:29.139
in the Night Lords omnibus is taken by, like,

00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:33.860
literal R -A -P -E -ists. It doesn't even, like,

00:38:33.860 --> 00:38:35.860
say that they did anything. It just, like, implies

00:38:35.860 --> 00:38:39.440
stuff. As children, they touch tips. That's all

00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:42.539
I'm saying. Tyboros, the colorblind wake. I will

00:38:42.539 --> 00:38:44.239
prove it to you, Valdor Racer's arm and pointed

00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:46.280
a finger at the gunner behind the multilaser.

00:38:46.420 --> 00:38:48.539
In the Emperor's name, he said, his tone calm

00:38:48.539 --> 00:38:51.019
and conversational. Death! There you go, Hal.

00:38:51.300 --> 00:38:53.539
Thank you, brother. Thank you. Thank you, Tyboros.

00:38:54.719 --> 00:39:00.280
Extra D6. Oblivion PFP. Extra Descent Skeleton.

00:39:00.460 --> 00:39:04.920
Decent. Sorry. Extra Decent Skeleton. I've recently

00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:06.679
gotten the new Oblivion. I'll be playing it for

00:39:06.679 --> 00:39:09.559
the first time ever, so that's cool. Colin, your

00:39:09.559 --> 00:39:14.079
failure to recognize the greatness of the Dunmer

00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:17.300
disgusts me. However, Pelanol is also really

00:39:17.300 --> 00:39:21.150
badass. so here's money and long live the elysian

00:39:21.150 --> 00:39:26.449
empire i see i like that second sentence unfortunately

00:39:26.449 --> 00:39:29.909
as i have said before on this podcast uh all

00:39:29.909 --> 00:39:35.909
mer are mermen who deserve death i mean except

00:39:35.909 --> 00:39:41.789
except for uh and uh and uh what is it done more

00:39:41.789 --> 00:39:47.510
like done Yeah, exactly. Andy gets it. Nerania

00:39:47.510 --> 00:39:50.750
and Windhelm can stay, though, because she's

00:39:50.750 --> 00:39:53.929
just... You ask her why she's there. No. You

00:39:53.929 --> 00:39:55.829
ask her why she's there. She's like, I'm here

00:39:55.829 --> 00:39:58.050
to war profiteer. Like, you know what, girl?

00:39:58.250 --> 00:39:59.750
You know what? That's real. I can respect that.

00:39:59.750 --> 00:40:04.329
I respect that. Hey, hey, hey. I agree. What

00:40:04.329 --> 00:40:06.489
are you doing here? I'm here to profit off of

00:40:06.489 --> 00:40:08.969
the war. Good for you, girl. Make that bag. Every

00:40:08.969 --> 00:40:11.510
other mer, though. Fucking erase them all. And

00:40:11.510 --> 00:40:13.409
then the Bretons for being filthy elf blood.

00:40:14.059 --> 00:40:16.199
animals. Which are the ones which, like, they

00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:19.139
used to own Cyrodiil and then they had the slave

00:40:19.139 --> 00:40:20.920
up, right? Oh, those were the aliens who have

00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:23.539
been put to the sword. Yeah, yeah. As Colin,

00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:27.420
you know, probably moistens himself with every

00:40:27.420 --> 00:40:29.380
night the thought of alien death. For all of

00:40:29.380 --> 00:40:31.900
you big elves, we can come together on the Elder

00:40:31.900 --> 00:40:34.300
Scrolls. When are we going to get the Elder Scrolls

00:40:34.300 --> 00:40:37.599
race obliteration tier list? Oh, dude. Which

00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:39.579
race would I genocide? Obliteration tier list?

00:40:39.699 --> 00:40:42.820
Dude, how long? Bretons, Nords, Redguards, blah,

00:40:42.900 --> 00:40:45.079
blah, blah. Nah, nah, nah. Those are all fine,

00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:46.639
except for Bretons. Those are all fine races.

00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:49.579
Aliens first, though. Those are all fine races

00:40:49.579 --> 00:40:53.039
of man who deserve to inherit Nirn. It is the

00:40:53.039 --> 00:41:10.559
myrrh who shall be purged. I hope you're happy

00:41:10.559 --> 00:41:14.260
to know that I got sent edited pregnant art that

00:41:14.260 --> 00:41:17.380
you drew. Someone sent that to me. Ricky sent

00:41:17.380 --> 00:41:21.000
us some shirts because I asked for sizes. I got

00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:23.940
mine. I should have worn that. It's the only

00:41:23.940 --> 00:41:26.099
time we're going to get to. Well, I mean, maybe

00:41:26.099 --> 00:41:29.239
you'll wear it in public. I'll wear it in another

00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:34.000
Lore Crimes podcast. I'll do it. I'm going to

00:41:34.000 --> 00:41:37.480
a friend's house. I will put a picture in the

00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:39.860
Discord of me wearing the shirt in public. I

00:41:39.860 --> 00:41:45.559
promise. And he's a confident man. Biggest. BiggestSquiggan4482

00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:47.820
for 10. I've been playing Kill Team in Spearhead

00:41:47.820 --> 00:41:50.000
the past month. I blame y 'all for peaking my

00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:51.920
pre -existing interest to the point I'm confident

00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:55.340
enough to go to my LGs. Very fun. Blessings upon

00:41:55.340 --> 00:42:00.800
your rectums. Thank you. After a certain age,

00:42:01.019 --> 00:42:03.539
go to the doctor regularly. Get yourself checked.

00:42:03.679 --> 00:42:08.179
May your bowel movements be fluid. I go to the

00:42:08.179 --> 00:42:10.480
diabetes doctor every like six months. I'm very

00:42:10.480 --> 00:42:12.139
on top of that one, but I haven't been to a normal

00:42:12.139 --> 00:42:14.900
doctor in like six years. I should really do

00:42:14.900 --> 00:42:17.039
that. I've been meaning to get a checkup done.

00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:18.840
He's clunking. When's the last time you went

00:42:18.840 --> 00:42:21.920
to the dentist as well? Oh no, dentist. I go

00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:28.000
to the dentist. I went in and I was like, I haven't

00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:29.519
been in three years. And they were like, oof.

00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:31.900
They're like, good for you, good genetics. And

00:42:31.900 --> 00:42:35.260
they're like... I was at the dentist a couple

00:42:35.260 --> 00:42:37.280
weeks ago. The dentist and the diabetes doctor,

00:42:37.460 --> 00:42:42.980
those I do regularly. Stealthy4741. I think 41

00:42:42.980 --> 00:42:45.239
is that down. For five bucks, man, thank you.

00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:47.219
You think the emperor, every time he appeared

00:42:47.219 --> 00:42:50.559
in front of some person and said, you see this

00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:57.079
fit? That's a good one, to be fair. Linus Sodaquist,

00:42:57.300 --> 00:43:01.760
1738 for 50 sec. Caius Cain, after having a duel

00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:03.139
with a deserter and the rest of the war party

00:43:03.139 --> 00:43:06.260
arrives, Jürgen, kill him. I think if I remember,

00:43:06.420 --> 00:43:09.800
I was just, I was like, I saw that passage. Wasn't

00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:13.199
this was, wasn't he like, Inquisitor, hold on

00:43:13.199 --> 00:43:15.519
a moment, please. Like, I'm pretty sure it was

00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:17.280
the Amberley Vale, but again, it's still two

00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:19.579
Inquisitors. Like, one moment, please. I need

00:43:19.579 --> 00:43:22.119
to deal with something. And the guy's holding

00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:25.280
a gun to Cain's head. And Kane's like, you're

00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:26.539
not going to do that. And the guy's like, what

00:43:26.539 --> 00:43:27.780
do you mean I'm not going to do that? You're

00:43:27.780 --> 00:43:31.139
going to kill him. By the way, we've got like

00:43:31.139 --> 00:43:34.119
16. They keep having more donations. Thank you.

00:43:34.139 --> 00:43:41.659
We appreciate it, Jen. We got a surprise. Shadowfire2113,

00:43:41.960 --> 00:43:44.699
five bucks. Thank you. Here's money. Thank you

00:43:44.699 --> 00:43:50.119
very much. Thank you very much. There's some

00:43:50.119 --> 00:43:52.980
CSM in Dawn of War 2 Retribution campaign who

00:43:52.980 --> 00:43:55.559
calls you ungrateful scum for trying to escape

00:43:55.559 --> 00:43:57.460
the exterminatus, telling you to pay your penance

00:43:57.460 --> 00:44:01.019
in blood, all while he solos a carnifex. That's

00:44:01.019 --> 00:44:08.699
pretty hard. Jesus. 1999. Thank you, man. If

00:44:08.699 --> 00:44:10.590
we're talking aura farming... What's about the

00:44:10.590 --> 00:44:13.190
moment when Perturabo beats the hell out of Angron,

00:44:13.210 --> 00:44:16.670
just hitting him with endless artillery? Every

00:44:16.670 --> 00:44:19.250
time other Primarchs see demon Angron, they get

00:44:19.250 --> 00:44:22.269
scared, but Perturabo isn't. Look, I hate Perturabo,

00:44:22.269 --> 00:44:25.730
but look, I'll give him credit. He realizes he's

00:44:25.730 --> 00:44:28.429
in a setting where 10 ,000 cannons beats demons.

00:44:28.710 --> 00:44:31.570
If I remember correctly, he has his little robot

00:44:31.570 --> 00:44:34.550
iron circle thing. They just surround Angron

00:44:34.550 --> 00:44:38.840
and just club him. point -blank shotgun blasted.

00:44:39.019 --> 00:44:41.719
And then he fights Angron. He basically goes,

00:44:41.739 --> 00:44:44.519
you're weak, you're a slave, you gave in, you

00:44:44.519 --> 00:44:48.420
bitch. Ultimate Reddit mod brings the banhammer,

00:44:48.539 --> 00:44:52.039
quite literally. I remain my strength, you gave

00:44:52.039 --> 00:44:55.159
in to dark powers. You surrendered to chaos.

00:44:55.320 --> 00:44:59.460
Meanwhile, Paderabo is a chaos Primarch. It was

00:44:59.460 --> 00:45:01.599
dumb, though. It wasn't supposed to be like that.

00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:07.139
It's confirmed. I know. Stealthy 47, 41 for 5.

00:45:07.300 --> 00:45:08.940
Now, which character in Fortigate has the best

00:45:08.940 --> 00:45:12.480
aura farming techniques? Probably Caiaphas. Probably

00:45:12.480 --> 00:45:15.420
Caiaphas. I would go Cain because his aura farming

00:45:15.420 --> 00:45:18.659
is part of the act he puts on. It's very intentional.

00:45:18.920 --> 00:45:21.380
He's refined it. You might have to try and speed.

00:45:21.539 --> 00:45:23.820
Sorry, appreciate all the donations. I try and

00:45:23.820 --> 00:45:25.539
speed around a little bit just to get back to

00:45:25.539 --> 00:45:29.190
the content. Actually, yeah, we could. Should

00:45:29.190 --> 00:45:30.750
we do like three more and then we'll have 10

00:45:30.750 --> 00:45:32.469
left and then we'll come back. Again, thank you

00:45:32.469 --> 00:45:34.730
guys so much. Thank you. Keep the war crimes

00:45:34.730 --> 00:45:39.909
alive. Thank you for the $5. I'm feeling it.

00:45:40.610 --> 00:45:44.309
If any of you, if any of us are feeling good

00:45:44.309 --> 00:45:46.889
or if any of yous are feeling it, I got one of

00:45:46.889 --> 00:45:50.570
Morathi's shoes. If you want to sniff, meet me

00:45:50.570 --> 00:45:53.769
by the dumpster behind the Arby's. We'll be there.

00:45:54.010 --> 00:45:58.010
If you hear the Left 4 Dead, you alerted the

00:45:58.010 --> 00:46:00.889
horde noise if I found one of those near me.

00:46:01.150 --> 00:46:03.429
Colin would run on all fours just to get a whiff.

00:46:03.469 --> 00:46:08.090
Yeah, like the movie Split. Biggest squiggin'

00:46:08.090 --> 00:46:11.929
for two bucks. YouTube reset my name. Billions

00:46:11.929 --> 00:46:20.500
must goons. And MeckerT210 with the 10 bucks.

00:46:20.639 --> 00:46:25.000
Thank you. Andy, hella cute though. He is. He's

00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.980
the handsomest lore criminal. He is. I don't

00:46:28.980 --> 00:46:31.900
know. He's the most confident as well of all

00:46:31.900 --> 00:46:35.159
of us. We wouldn't send something back if it

00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:37.980
was wrong. There's a fine line between being

00:46:37.980 --> 00:46:40.619
confident and being a silly billy, so I'll just

00:46:40.619 --> 00:46:43.619
leave it at that. But yes, where are we going

00:46:43.619 --> 00:46:47.559
for now? The rest of the... the suggestions from

00:46:47.559 --> 00:46:50.820
the Discord. Yeah, I mean, if anyone's up for

00:46:50.820 --> 00:46:56.599
it, I've chosen one by usually our resident Godric

00:46:56.599 --> 00:46:59.860
and Felix enjoyer, Mr. Beastman from Sweden.

00:47:00.139 --> 00:47:03.500
He says, Dante being impaled on the hive tyrant's

00:47:03.500 --> 00:47:06.159
claw and just raising his pistol and shooting

00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:09.239
it in the face. That's cool. That is pretty sick.

00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:12.019
Can I add on to this moment? Because just before

00:47:12.019 --> 00:47:14.639
this, this is when Devastation of... Bartle.

00:47:14.639 --> 00:47:18.880
The entire Blood Angel successors have all mostly

00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:21.639
joined together. They fought the good war. They've

00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:24.599
done loads of killing. This is like the last

00:47:24.599 --> 00:47:28.420
charge. They unleash the gates of the Death Company

00:47:28.420 --> 00:47:31.639
and they just basically unleash the gates of

00:47:31.639 --> 00:47:35.579
Arameo and Dante just goes, Charge! And all the

00:47:35.579 --> 00:47:38.780
Blood Angels flood out against the Tyranids.

00:47:40.899 --> 00:47:44.860
The Damned march with the Damned. Yeah, the Damned

00:47:44.860 --> 00:47:46.840
march with the Damned. So they're all, you know,

00:47:46.840 --> 00:47:49.119
we are all death company now. You know, they're

00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:51.219
not coming back from this. And they all, like,

00:47:51.219 --> 00:47:53.559
rush out. They're all fighting and carving up

00:47:53.559 --> 00:47:56.780
Carnifexes and, like, you know, Hormagaunts and

00:47:56.780 --> 00:47:59.659
all that good stuff. And some of them just get

00:47:59.659 --> 00:48:01.860
swiped and killed, but they don't care. They

00:48:01.860 --> 00:48:05.389
keep going on. And then Dante ends up... I think

00:48:05.389 --> 00:48:06.869
he has like a weird vision quest thing where

00:48:06.869 --> 00:48:08.510
he starts to see how he's climbing a mountain

00:48:08.510 --> 00:48:11.030
and then he finds himself at the end like fighting

00:48:11.030 --> 00:48:13.690
the swarm lord he's kind of not doing that well

00:48:13.690 --> 00:48:16.469
initially he's just like running away then he

00:48:16.469 --> 00:48:19.889
ends the you know he takes a few hits on it but

00:48:19.889 --> 00:48:21.769
then it's hitting him back and then he chooses

00:48:21.769 --> 00:48:24.530
to let himself die and he goes out swinging and

00:48:24.530 --> 00:48:28.309
then Sanguinus is like no no and he's like please

00:48:28.309 --> 00:48:33.639
let me die please and Sanguinus is like nah He

00:48:33.639 --> 00:48:37.699
is so gassed to be dead as well. He's so gassed.

00:48:37.760 --> 00:48:41.280
He's like, thank goodness. He's like, take me

00:48:41.280 --> 00:48:43.559
with you. He's crying. He's like, no, let me

00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:46.579
die. There is a comic. I think it might be Miksu

00:48:46.579 --> 00:48:48.920
in. I'm not sure. It was just him with the tears.

00:48:48.980 --> 00:48:52.099
He's like, I can't wait to die. And then Sanguin

00:48:52.099 --> 00:48:57.179
is there like... He's got the big tears and he's

00:48:57.179 --> 00:48:59.260
all chibi -fied. I'm like, that's cool. Your

00:48:59.260 --> 00:49:04.869
duty ain't over. We got some chatters very displeased

00:49:04.869 --> 00:49:09.789
about Andy's Ben 10 comparison. Ben 10 foul boy.

00:49:09.949 --> 00:49:13.929
I don't watch Ben 10. I'm not seven. I was seven

00:49:13.929 --> 00:49:16.949
when it was airing and it was peak. All right,

00:49:16.989 --> 00:49:20.349
cool. Is there any from the selection that you

00:49:20.349 --> 00:49:27.360
particularly find a draw to? There is. And you

00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:31.199
know, this is even like tangentially Eldar slander.

00:49:31.219 --> 00:49:34.579
I got to give it some credit. It's when the Emperor

00:49:34.579 --> 00:49:37.519
is entering the webway in a Master of Mankind.

00:49:38.099 --> 00:49:41.820
Oh, yeah. From Donkey Man USA. And in the sunless

00:49:41.820 --> 00:49:46.059
realm, the sun rose at last. You know, I mean,

00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:49.039
it's simple. It gets the point. The big man is

00:49:49.039 --> 00:49:52.239
here now. We've won. Do you want to explain it,

00:49:52.300 --> 00:49:54.579
Andy, for the people who maybe don't? Colin,

00:49:54.780 --> 00:49:58.440
do you want to explain it then? I know the gist

00:49:58.440 --> 00:50:01.420
of the war in the webway. It was after the Emperor

00:50:01.420 --> 00:50:03.800
was doing his webway project to move mankind

00:50:03.800 --> 00:50:10.159
into it, and Magnus did nothing wrong and ruined

00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:13.079
the webway project, which, again, Hal, I'm sorry.

00:50:13.159 --> 00:50:16.019
I must give Magnus credit for this one. I hate

00:50:16.019 --> 00:50:18.619
him so much. In this moment, as much as he did...

00:50:18.800 --> 00:50:21.860
Biff it. He was trying to warn his dad of his

00:50:21.860 --> 00:50:24.440
very clearly traitorous bro. He had good intentions.

00:50:24.699 --> 00:50:26.360
He was trying. Yeah, but that's like saying,

00:50:26.460 --> 00:50:28.900
I'm trying to give a warning to my brother, but

00:50:28.900 --> 00:50:32.340
I drunk drive to get to him. Also, this is where

00:50:32.340 --> 00:50:35.559
Emperor Slander supersedes Magnus Slander. Maybe

00:50:35.559 --> 00:50:37.559
if Big E mentioned what he was doing, Magnus

00:50:37.559 --> 00:50:39.440
would have done it another way, but he didn't

00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:41.139
have the information because his dad's a prick.

00:50:43.159 --> 00:50:45.739
Anyways. That's fair, that's fair. I found a

00:50:45.739 --> 00:50:49.340
nice Xenoth representing. message here another

00:50:49.340 --> 00:50:52.500
one yeah after that happens the webway project

00:50:52.500 --> 00:50:54.679
like the seals are broken because magnus broke

00:50:54.679 --> 00:50:57.239
through them demons like pour into the webway

00:50:57.239 --> 00:51:00.059
and because they're they gush into the webway

00:51:00.059 --> 00:51:02.360
they're demon like it's all the demons of chaos

00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:04.659
pouring into one point basically all the ones

00:51:04.659 --> 00:51:07.760
that can not the weber see yeah it's an endless

00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:10.320
uh it's an endless tide and it's part of the

00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:13.239
webway like connecting to terra so again it's

00:51:13.239 --> 00:51:17.320
in it's in the emperor's like house And initially

00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:20.099
he wasn't dealing with it because like directly

00:51:20.099 --> 00:51:22.019
dealing with it because, you know, the Horus

00:51:22.019 --> 00:51:24.519
heresy was ongoing. The Emperor had a lot of

00:51:24.519 --> 00:51:27.460
some pressing things on mind beyond even that.

00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:29.940
But eventually he got to a point where he couldn't

00:51:29.940 --> 00:51:33.820
quite ignore it. And he entered. And it is as

00:51:33.820 --> 00:51:36.940
the as the line says, in a sunless realm, the

00:51:36.940 --> 00:51:39.340
sun rose at last. There was the custodians were

00:51:39.340 --> 00:51:42.840
reinvigorated. like just because you know their

00:51:42.840 --> 00:51:45.380
god was there biggie gave him you know what like

00:51:45.380 --> 00:51:47.380
a full night's rest like that you're ready to

00:51:47.380 --> 00:51:49.400
go you're ready to fight and he's the emperor

00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:53.679
of mankind so he was just i i like the meme is

00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:56.400
again it's another web comic person where it's

00:51:56.400 --> 00:51:58.719
just like it's that quote and it's joey from

00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:03.920
friends and it's a demon it's just like And that's

00:52:03.920 --> 00:52:05.579
the quote above it. It's like, oh no, you're

00:52:05.579 --> 00:52:08.099
messed up now, boy. And it's, to my knowledge,

00:52:08.199 --> 00:52:11.500
they don't spend books and books of the Emperor

00:52:11.500 --> 00:52:13.380
in the webway because they don't need to. The

00:52:13.380 --> 00:52:16.000
Emperor has showed up here personally. Everything

00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:18.920
in front of him is going to be unmade now. That's

00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:22.280
just how that works. An army of fire and the

00:52:22.280 --> 00:52:28.079
revenge of the fallen dead of Isvan and a certain

00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:30.840
Primarch -looking flame, but not an actual Primarch.

00:52:31.900 --> 00:52:35.559
Can you say that again? Merus Fanus. Revenge

00:52:35.559 --> 00:52:44.019
of the Fallen? Can I glaze the con for a moment?

00:52:44.659 --> 00:52:46.539
I've got a pick. It wouldn't be a War Crimes

00:52:46.539 --> 00:52:52.980
episode. I'd be on his knees for the con. Papa

00:52:52.980 --> 00:52:56.679
Bradford, Jagatai and Sanguinius. If I act, said

00:52:56.679 --> 00:52:59.079
the con. Sanguinius opened his eyes to look at

00:52:59.079 --> 00:53:01.920
him. there is a grave risk to you a confrontation

00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:04.679
unlooked for and if you survive a fight from

00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:07.880
one danger into great peril who will i face i

00:53:07.880 --> 00:53:11.920
cannot divine will i save lives sanguineus nodded

00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:16.500
many that is what i was made for said the khan

00:53:16.500 --> 00:53:20.800
i will ride out He's peak! He's freaking peak!

00:53:20.960 --> 00:53:25.179
I can't lie. That goes hard. There's too many

00:53:25.179 --> 00:53:29.380
Siege of Terror ones. Everything Khan does is

00:53:29.380 --> 00:53:32.280
an horror moment. Tonight, on the Siege of Terror,

00:53:32.559 --> 00:53:36.900
the Khan decapitates Mortarion. Shaban Khan rescues

00:53:36.900 --> 00:53:43.489
a baby. And Camber Diaz is dead. I heard you

00:53:43.489 --> 00:53:47.550
do strange things to your warriors. I have two

00:53:47.550 --> 00:53:50.909
of them based off of both something sent and

00:53:50.909 --> 00:53:53.650
what Andy just said. It's a Siege of Terror one

00:53:53.650 --> 00:53:59.389
I have. Cool. It's when Karn got his future sight

00:53:59.389 --> 00:54:02.730
of the Black Templars raging across the galaxy

00:54:02.730 --> 00:54:06.789
and was utterly horrified. And he's telling Sigismund,

00:54:06.809 --> 00:54:09.789
Sigismund is like, I don't like, he's like, you

00:54:09.789 --> 00:54:11.710
are broken. And Sigismund is like, I don't give

00:54:11.710 --> 00:54:14.849
a shit. I'm just going to kill you now. Yeah.

00:54:14.909 --> 00:54:18.550
I'm a vacuum of unfeeling, unmerciless killing.

00:54:18.769 --> 00:54:20.949
That goes pretty hard. The other one though.

00:54:21.010 --> 00:54:23.869
And this is a from one in the chat. Andy will

00:54:23.869 --> 00:54:27.730
wear a green hat. I haven't. Don't fret about

00:54:27.730 --> 00:54:30.909
it. It will happen. Titus. He says Titus when

00:54:30.909 --> 00:54:32.829
he picked up the banner, and it's a picture of

00:54:32.829 --> 00:54:35.130
the Space Marine 2. I'm going to say that goes

00:54:35.130 --> 00:54:39.349
hard, but it's followed by an even better moment

00:54:39.349 --> 00:54:43.610
when Marnius Calgar himself shows up, not even

00:54:43.610 --> 00:54:46.710
looking down as he's just firing into the masses.

00:54:47.090 --> 00:54:51.809
It's just like, brief me. I was just grumpy playing

00:54:51.809 --> 00:54:53.650
this game. Oh, man, this game sucks. I hate this

00:54:53.650 --> 00:54:55.869
game. And then that came on, and all was forgiven.

00:54:56.679 --> 00:54:59.000
Also, thank you to everyone who watched my video

00:54:59.000 --> 00:55:01.360
on Marnius Kalgar when I was like, no one's watched

00:55:01.360 --> 00:55:05.159
it. And then Space Marine 2 came out. Thank you.

00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:07.980
Thank you. I'll take that. Marnius Kalgar, once

00:55:07.980 --> 00:55:10.820
again, the greatest of us all. He is the spiritual

00:55:10.820 --> 00:55:14.050
liege of all Space Marines. They all wish they

00:55:14.050 --> 00:55:16.550
could be Ultramarines. Pulls off the head of

00:55:16.550 --> 00:55:20.710
a skull. Lord of Skulls. Lord of Skulls. It takes

00:55:20.710 --> 00:55:24.369
W after W after W. I got a metal Marnius Calgar

00:55:24.369 --> 00:55:25.949
the other day. I just found him. I just dropped

00:55:25.949 --> 00:55:29.130
his arm. Here's a one -armed Marnius Calgar.

00:55:29.150 --> 00:55:34.309
Hell yeah. I have to say, I get why people complain

00:55:34.309 --> 00:55:38.389
about that one. But if I'm reading a 40k comic

00:55:38.389 --> 00:55:42.829
by Marvel, I don't want... reasonable, this guy

00:55:42.829 --> 00:55:46.230
couldn't do that. I want cool shit. And pulling

00:55:46.230 --> 00:55:50.630
a Lord of Skull's head off is cool shit. The

00:55:50.630 --> 00:55:52.670
thing is, Marnius doesn't have a novel. He only

00:55:52.670 --> 00:55:56.210
has the comic. He's kind of just there. He just

00:55:56.210 --> 00:55:59.550
sits on the throne. Dante's got a book. Asriel's

00:55:59.550 --> 00:56:03.449
got books. Shrike's in a book. I feel like we

00:56:03.449 --> 00:56:05.949
could just send that picture of that second edition

00:56:05.949 --> 00:56:08.929
image of just him with the hands the size of

00:56:08.929 --> 00:56:11.559
people. The hands are the size of his own chest.

00:56:12.900 --> 00:56:16.239
His tiny little head. I love you, Marnius. Never

00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:18.400
change. Your chapter master doesn't look like

00:56:18.400 --> 00:56:21.420
that. I know that. Speaking of Marnius, I do

00:56:21.420 --> 00:56:24.920
have one I can read. And it has Marnius in it.

00:56:25.119 --> 00:56:28.760
And it's kind of funny. From Disputus Lupus,

00:56:28.820 --> 00:56:32.369
the Swarmlord. Shout out, Swarmlord. First tier

00:56:32.369 --> 00:56:35.090
dimension. The Sworn Lord cutting through Kalgar's

00:56:35.090 --> 00:56:37.730
honor guard like Clinton's hitman through Epstein's

00:56:37.730 --> 00:56:41.030
door. Turning Kalgar himself into a quadriplegic.

00:56:41.269 --> 00:56:43.530
Feeling hungry. Might need the Ultramarine's

00:56:43.530 --> 00:56:46.530
first company later. IDK. Hashtag just behemoth

00:56:46.530 --> 00:56:53.690
things. Peak. Cinema. Peak. Oh, man. I was thinking.

00:56:53.869 --> 00:56:58.550
I'll be back. Or is it the Swarmlord blowing

00:56:58.550 --> 00:57:05.190
through Bubba like it's no one's business? Man,

00:57:05.369 --> 00:57:10.250
that is a crazy year. I have one which is here

00:57:10.250 --> 00:57:16.630
by SmoothbrainCetrasimp, which is a very confusing

00:57:16.630 --> 00:57:20.510
title and name. which is Grimaldus standing atop

00:57:20.510 --> 00:57:23.230
the walls of Hell's Reach, screaming for the

00:57:23.230 --> 00:57:25.530
orcs to come and kill themselves and the defenders'

00:57:25.630 --> 00:57:29.710
guns. I mean, yeah, there's quite a few from

00:57:29.710 --> 00:57:31.329
Hell's Reach. I can often think of, like, you

00:57:31.329 --> 00:57:34.230
know, like, sons and daughters of Hell's Reach,

00:57:34.329 --> 00:57:37.630
this is our city, this is our walls. Say it,

00:57:37.730 --> 00:57:41.210
scream it, cry it, no, decry it so the bastards

00:57:41.210 --> 00:57:43.250
will hear us from orbit, and then they just go,

00:57:43.369 --> 00:57:47.650
Grimaldus, Grimaldus! You know? Oh, man, it is...

00:57:48.360 --> 00:57:51.039
It does hit so hard. You know, anything that

00:57:51.039 --> 00:57:53.940
Grimaldus kind of, anytime Grimaldus decides

00:57:53.940 --> 00:57:57.820
he needs to speak to people in a group, he just

00:57:57.820 --> 00:58:01.840
really does unleash it. But I had one, I might

00:58:01.840 --> 00:58:03.639
say one for the end, which is my favorite, but

00:58:03.639 --> 00:58:06.239
I had another one that was, like Colin chose

00:58:06.239 --> 00:58:09.900
one from the chat. I got one that's, it's not

00:58:09.900 --> 00:58:11.619
really like, I don't know if it's like a proper

00:58:11.619 --> 00:58:14.860
aura farming moment, but I found it quite. It

00:58:14.860 --> 00:58:19.619
kind of is. It is Uftak, Mr. Funny Orc himself.

00:58:20.179 --> 00:58:22.380
And it's when he's actually, it's in the second

00:58:22.380 --> 00:58:25.280
book when he's imprisoned by the Drukhari, the

00:58:25.280 --> 00:58:28.780
Dark Eldar. And he's, in the context of the book,

00:58:28.840 --> 00:58:30.940
he's obviously a, you know, he's a boss. He's

00:58:30.940 --> 00:58:34.760
a big boy. And he's been shot by this Drukhari,

00:58:34.860 --> 00:58:37.840
like, poison. The way this poison works is it

00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:40.960
over -inflates your body to the point where you

00:58:40.960 --> 00:58:43.900
just burst. But then he also got hit with a tranquilizer.

00:58:44.909 --> 00:58:47.650
at the same time so they capture him and his

00:58:47.650 --> 00:58:50.510
body's like starting to like bubble up and then

00:58:50.510 --> 00:58:52.909
one of the other drukari i can't remember the

00:58:52.909 --> 00:58:55.389
name of the um particular drukari in the book

00:58:55.389 --> 00:58:57.489
she has him in prison she goes out to the prison

00:58:57.489 --> 00:59:01.210
cells and then she goes to like this um yeah

00:59:01.210 --> 00:59:05.650
yeah and she sees him in the prison cell except

00:59:05.650 --> 00:59:11.250
he's much bigger now like he's noticeably She

00:59:11.250 --> 00:59:13.610
definitely goes like, hang on a minute. He wasn't

00:59:13.610 --> 00:59:16.650
that big as before, but because he had the tranquilizer,

00:59:16.889 --> 00:59:20.909
it helped him survive. And so he just basically

00:59:20.909 --> 00:59:24.650
ends up enlarging to an even bigger boss. And

00:59:24.650 --> 00:59:26.789
he's just sitting in the prison cell and he's

00:59:26.789 --> 00:59:29.769
staring at her. And you know where he's like,

00:59:30.150 --> 00:59:34.030
there may be prison walls between us, but I could

00:59:34.030 --> 00:59:37.030
definitely kill you with one little flick of

00:59:37.030 --> 00:59:40.210
my wrist. I've only just got back. Did you mention

00:59:40.210 --> 00:59:43.389
why why he became so big i mean he got he got

00:59:43.389 --> 00:59:46.469
hit by the poison particular thing it's like

00:59:46.469 --> 00:59:49.429
a homunculi poison that's supposed to like make

00:59:49.429 --> 00:59:52.289
your organs and stuff so overactive that like

00:59:52.289 --> 00:59:55.659
you explode But because it's an orc, it just

00:59:55.659 --> 00:59:59.340
makes him enormous. And he goes from a pretty

00:59:59.340 --> 01:00:01.579
smart orc to then at the end, he's there with

01:00:01.579 --> 01:00:05.219
a pipe in his hand. You don't seem to understand,

01:00:05.480 --> 01:00:08.860
Rukari. Actually, we don't fear death. We embrace

01:00:08.860 --> 01:00:13.800
death. He starts to say, you know what? I've

01:00:13.800 --> 01:00:16.699
been doing all this thinking, and I'm starting

01:00:16.699 --> 01:00:20.840
to like thinking now. But not like a death skull.

01:00:21.289 --> 01:00:23.849
not like that yeah no blood acts not like a blood

01:00:23.849 --> 01:00:28.309
but proper thinking yeah and then in the audiobook

01:00:28.309 --> 01:00:29.969
they do such a good job because he's basically

01:00:29.969 --> 01:00:33.010
sounds like you know what mate i reckon i can

01:00:33.010 --> 01:00:35.869
i could you know slay an uprising with my little

01:00:35.869 --> 01:00:39.090
twinkie you know sort of thing he's he sounds

01:00:39.090 --> 01:00:42.349
so funny in the audio book and then steals her

01:00:42.349 --> 01:00:45.360
um her flagship and uses that to kill his own

01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:47.539
war boss like oh this guy's not playing anymore

01:00:47.539 --> 01:00:52.260
they have a communist uprising that ends up failing

01:00:52.260 --> 01:00:54.480
in the book and then they get killed by all the

01:00:54.480 --> 01:00:56.820
wounded drukhari because they're just like oh

01:00:56.820 --> 01:01:01.039
look it's a healing bath yeah the the red gobbo

01:01:01.039 --> 01:01:03.119
stuff is actually quite i'd honestly recommend

01:01:03.119 --> 01:01:05.820
anyone if you want to know about orcs read the

01:01:05.820 --> 01:01:07.579
red gobbo stuff because there's a lot of little

01:01:07.579 --> 01:01:10.360
tidbits in those books that you wouldn't expect

01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:14.440
it's really good The Drukhari made a poison that

01:01:14.440 --> 01:01:16.880
inflates orcs. Look up orc inflation to find

01:01:16.880 --> 01:01:22.599
out more. Dark inflatable. I've got two. I've

01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:25.739
got one from the selection and one I remembered.

01:01:26.599 --> 01:01:30.360
One, Matt2701, as he said in the no judgment.

01:01:31.039 --> 01:01:34.460
The obligatory such is the power of Nagash quote.

01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:38.139
I mean, again, the context of that is he's telling

01:01:38.139 --> 01:01:40.860
that to someone and the full quote is him going,

01:01:41.679 --> 01:01:44.099
you're nothing, I can kill you in an instant

01:01:44.099 --> 01:01:46.480
and then put your soul in a cage and laugh at

01:01:46.480 --> 01:01:50.460
you in suffering forever. He just said that.

01:01:50.519 --> 01:01:53.039
No one made him say that. He just broke that

01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:58.199
one out. And if I remember correctly, it's to

01:01:58.199 --> 01:02:01.900
someone comparatively insignificant, but it has

01:02:01.900 --> 01:02:03.659
been a while, I will admit. He might have been

01:02:03.659 --> 01:02:08.760
saying that to his brother. Such is the power

01:02:08.760 --> 01:02:11.869
of Nagash. I mean, come on now, fellas. Did you

01:02:11.869 --> 01:02:13.369
say you have another one as well? The other one,

01:02:13.409 --> 01:02:15.849
yes, I remember this and I'm going to need to

01:02:15.849 --> 01:02:18.750
defend this one because it's Eldar related. Anything

01:02:18.750 --> 01:02:24.369
Eldrad does. Okay. Alright, so let's start. I'll

01:02:24.369 --> 01:02:26.789
even start Horse Heresy for everyone. Like the

01:02:26.789 --> 01:02:31.030
Fulgrim meeting. No, no, no. Ignore that one.

01:02:31.710 --> 01:02:35.389
Him tormenting John Grammaticus on Ultramar is

01:02:35.389 --> 01:02:41.630
the most extra shit. John looks at this fountain

01:02:41.630 --> 01:02:45.449
and he notices time has stopped. He sees a reflection

01:02:45.449 --> 01:02:50.170
not his own and there's voices in his head. Then

01:02:50.170 --> 01:02:55.250
he leaves. He's like, I gotta leave. He goes

01:02:55.250 --> 01:02:58.469
to some diner and then he sits down. He looks

01:02:58.469 --> 01:03:03.000
away, looks back. There's Eldred. Again, time

01:03:03.000 --> 01:03:06.139
has completely stopped. There's so many other

01:03:06.139 --> 01:03:08.639
ways, like psychic ways, like cast an illusion,

01:03:09.039 --> 01:03:11.420
do so many different millions of things you can

01:03:11.420 --> 01:03:16.639
do. Eldred stops time. And he's also like, hey,

01:03:16.639 --> 01:03:20.920
bro, do you know what? I just got a word bearer

01:03:20.920 --> 01:03:24.280
assistant now. He's like my admin guy. Just got

01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:29.579
one of them now. Can we give Eldred one W, please?

01:03:29.639 --> 01:03:33.300
One real W? okay he is i'm following up with

01:03:33.300 --> 01:03:37.039
the w uh and again this is it's still imperium

01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:38.920
related because such as eldrad's unfortunate

01:03:38.920 --> 01:03:41.460
fate but we'll get there we'll get to one all

01:03:41.460 --> 01:03:44.159
on his own uh the war of the beast with the last

01:03:44.159 --> 01:03:47.420
wall protocol when eldra goes yeah probably should

01:03:47.420 --> 01:03:51.179
save tara hey all of the warp settle down would

01:03:51.179 --> 01:03:54.639
you just just calm down let let let the let the

01:03:54.639 --> 01:03:56.980
let the monkeys reach tara please settle down

01:03:59.659 --> 01:04:02.659
But lest we not forget that Gazgul is his fault

01:04:02.659 --> 01:04:05.719
because he was like, oh, there's a threat. There's

01:04:05.719 --> 01:04:07.500
an orc threat that's going to kill all of my

01:04:07.500 --> 01:04:10.400
people. I'm going to let this warlord rise up

01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:12.699
to prominence just because it's better that it's

01:04:12.699 --> 01:04:15.940
harassing everyone else in the galaxy. That might

01:04:15.940 --> 01:04:21.019
be an Eldar W, but it's still an Imperial W.

01:04:21.679 --> 01:04:24.360
It's still an Imperial W. I'd like to remind

01:04:24.360 --> 01:04:26.559
you, some people say the Eldar are arrogant.

01:04:27.440 --> 01:04:30.500
Have you read a 40K anything? That's everyone.

01:04:32.619 --> 01:04:34.840
If the worst thing you can say about someone

01:04:34.840 --> 01:04:37.960
is they're arrogant, that's nothing. I do like

01:04:37.960 --> 01:04:40.960
also like there is an aura moment in the Grotsnik

01:04:40.960 --> 01:04:44.199
book where, read the book, I would say, but long

01:04:44.199 --> 01:04:47.260
story short, there's a Genestealer uprising and

01:04:47.260 --> 01:04:51.239
Grotsnik makes an orc Genestealer hybrid to fight

01:04:51.239 --> 01:04:54.789
Gazgul because he's all like. He calls him a

01:04:54.789 --> 01:04:57.429
bucket. He says a bucket for Gork and Mork, and

01:04:57.429 --> 01:05:00.349
we made Gork and Mork. It doesn't matter who

01:05:00.349 --> 01:05:04.230
it is. He could be called Kevin. It doesn't matter.

01:05:04.469 --> 01:05:06.909
He's just a bucket for Gork and Mork to be a

01:05:06.909 --> 01:05:11.789
repository for. He kills the Genestealer -Orc

01:05:11.789 --> 01:05:16.409
hybrid, and Gaz is just like, that was fun. Do

01:05:16.409 --> 01:05:19.289
better next time. Also, make it proper Orky.

01:05:19.510 --> 01:05:21.630
Don't make it one of these weird Gribblies. And

01:05:21.630 --> 01:05:28.619
you're like, oh. Oh, gas. Okay. Crazy boy. I

01:05:28.619 --> 01:05:31.420
got two more. I got two more for Eldred. I must

01:05:31.420 --> 01:05:36.000
always defend him. One is how he soloed Abaddon.

01:05:37.239 --> 01:05:40.199
Which again, a lot of work did go into that.

01:05:40.400 --> 01:05:43.599
I will say, a lot of work went into that. Eldred,

01:05:43.719 --> 01:05:47.440
like... He did the Doctor Strange Infinity War

01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:49.559
thing where he was like, every possible time,

01:05:49.679 --> 01:05:52.019
he was like, okay, I need to do exactly this

01:05:52.019 --> 01:05:57.300
or I'm going to die. But Eldred did do exactly

01:05:57.300 --> 01:06:00.219
that, and he sliced open Abaddon's throat and

01:06:00.219 --> 01:06:02.199
nearly cut his head off before he teleported

01:06:02.199 --> 01:06:04.880
away. It was all Eldred. There was no Imperium

01:06:04.880 --> 01:06:06.719
influence. I mean, you've got to keep the big

01:06:06.719 --> 01:06:08.260
bad guys alive. Sigismund did better than that.

01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:10.619
He empowered him through the gut. Yeah, and what

01:06:10.619 --> 01:06:14.400
happened to Sigismund? He died. Yeah. Eldred

01:06:14.400 --> 01:06:19.519
didn't. Yeah. All right. And you know what? I'm

01:06:19.519 --> 01:06:20.960
even going to bring up the death watch thing.

01:06:21.079 --> 01:06:23.619
Cause you know what? The reason it failed was

01:06:23.619 --> 01:06:26.599
because Eldred tanked a dreadnoughts like Wes

01:06:26.599 --> 01:06:30.320
can into the face. Like he didn't even fully

01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:32.440
bring his attention to deal with it. He like

01:06:32.440 --> 01:06:35.400
a sliver of a sliver of his conscience was like,

01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:40.139
block that. But bear in mind. Right. Colin, here's,

01:06:40.139 --> 01:06:43.030
here's the crux of that though. Yes. That led

01:06:43.030 --> 01:06:47.710
to the Inari. Eldrad gave birth. He calls himself

01:06:47.710 --> 01:06:50.650
the Herald of Iniad. He's like, I'm the one who

01:06:50.650 --> 01:06:52.929
brought him into the Farore. So technically you

01:06:52.929 --> 01:06:56.489
have to thank Artemis for bringing you two really

01:06:56.489 --> 01:07:02.030
good Inari books. Wow. And he's hated for the

01:07:02.030 --> 01:07:05.550
Eldar. And the latest lore where Eldrad is so

01:07:05.550 --> 01:07:07.570
committed to the Inari that he gave up and went

01:07:07.570 --> 01:07:10.050
home to Ulthwae. Eli? You were there. You were

01:07:10.050 --> 01:07:11.969
all there when we were in Ireland and I was reading

01:07:11.969 --> 01:07:14.110
the Craftwell books. I'm like, oh, God, it's...

01:07:14.110 --> 01:07:18.809
We have wounded this man. I still don't know

01:07:18.809 --> 01:07:22.369
if I should laugh or cry at Eldrad's latest lore

01:07:22.369 --> 01:07:24.570
as he's just given up on the Inari. He went home

01:07:24.570 --> 01:07:28.909
the old way. Can I share one that I quite liked

01:07:28.909 --> 01:07:33.269
from the discussion on this course? I have to

01:07:33.269 --> 01:07:38.010
do a slightly different thing here. The post...

01:07:38.730 --> 01:07:41.210
is the moment when Mortarion realizes that the

01:07:41.210 --> 01:07:43.269
Khan is not dead and is in fact much faster than

01:07:43.269 --> 01:07:45.130
he is and is going all out in brackets, although

01:07:45.130 --> 01:07:46.769
every time I hear the phrase the Khan started

01:07:46.769 --> 01:07:49.590
to dance, I think of this video. I'm going to

01:07:49.590 --> 01:07:52.030
share this video. Is it the farting on my roommate's

01:07:52.030 --> 01:07:57.170
door? I'm going to lose it. It's better. It's

01:07:57.170 --> 01:08:00.429
better than that? That's hard to... I'm going

01:08:00.429 --> 01:08:02.090
to be 40 years old and how still going to be

01:08:02.090 --> 01:08:03.050
talking about farting on my roommate's door?

01:08:03.989 --> 01:08:08.289
See that red light that moved in this? All right,

01:08:08.309 --> 01:08:10.690
here we go. It's what we were sent, and I think

01:08:10.690 --> 01:08:14.610
that's kind of fun. Thank you. Thank you, my

01:08:14.610 --> 01:08:19.189
darling background. But I just like the way that

01:08:19.189 --> 01:08:22.710
Master Chief kind of wiggles. He's throwing it

01:08:22.710 --> 01:08:25.210
back. He's having a good time. Look at him. He's

01:08:25.210 --> 01:08:28.109
having a good time. Master Cheeks. You mind telling

01:08:28.109 --> 01:08:29.930
me what you're doing in this dance club, sir?

01:08:31.390 --> 01:08:35.310
You mind telling me what you're doing on that?

01:08:36.079 --> 01:08:40.079
Living room floor, sir. Dancing my ass off. Sir,

01:08:40.199 --> 01:08:43.500
I'm with the shits. That's a good drawing voice.

01:08:43.600 --> 01:08:47.319
Holy frick. It does remind me of the, sir, the

01:08:47.319 --> 01:08:49.319
cop in my ass cheeks is alluring the guards.

01:08:50.380 --> 01:08:53.420
It reminds me of that sometimes. Sir, security

01:08:53.420 --> 01:09:02.960
camera. We'd have a... Sir, why are you... What's

01:09:02.960 --> 01:09:06.100
his name? By Ron Perlman. I really like Sons

01:09:06.100 --> 01:09:11.300
of Anarchy, sir. Cool. Cool, bro. Oh, I love

01:09:11.300 --> 01:09:14.079
that show, though. We have another one by, was

01:09:14.079 --> 01:09:16.840
it Ben H., though? I was going to say, should

01:09:16.840 --> 01:09:18.939
we get through some donos quickly? Because we've

01:09:18.939 --> 01:09:20.779
got a few to go through. Oh, yeah, sure. I'll

01:09:20.779 --> 01:09:23.260
see it. Yes. Thank you, fellas. So, Sir Band

01:09:23.260 --> 01:09:27.350
for five. Colin, get you a... girl who thinks

01:09:27.350 --> 01:09:30.489
Curse is a cutie. The psyched ward girl can't

01:09:30.489 --> 01:09:33.989
be that bad. For those who don't know, there's

01:09:33.989 --> 01:09:35.949
a weird trend where a lot of girls who are into

01:09:35.949 --> 01:09:39.630
Warhammer are like, I like orcs, I like tyranids,

01:09:39.750 --> 01:09:41.590
and I like the night lords. And you're like,

01:09:41.829 --> 01:09:45.989
girl, what's wrong? What's going on in there?

01:09:46.909 --> 01:09:52.649
What's going on in there? Wood. Wood. The orc

01:09:52.649 --> 01:09:56.850
ladies seem to be the most sane. Seems to be

01:09:56.850 --> 01:10:01.189
the most normal. Funny little guys. It's the

01:10:01.189 --> 01:10:04.470
corn girl that are crazy. Orcs, orcs, orcs, orcs.

01:10:04.649 --> 01:10:07.970
For 20 Canadian. Jesus, man, thank you. I hope

01:10:07.970 --> 01:10:10.989
I didn't miss a Dota 2 livestream yet. I also

01:10:10.989 --> 01:10:13.789
loved it when the orcs kick all your arses in

01:10:13.789 --> 01:10:19.050
Dawn of War. Happens quite frequently. Andy,

01:10:19.130 --> 01:10:21.510
last time we gamed before Lore Crimes, we lost

01:10:21.510 --> 01:10:23.369
to the orcs like three times in a row. Oh, I

01:10:23.369 --> 01:10:27.560
saw. We did one Dota 2 livestream with Andy,

01:10:27.640 --> 01:10:30.060
and Andy hated it, and will never play again.

01:10:30.500 --> 01:10:33.779
Why don't we do Dota 2? I'd like to do some livestreams.

01:10:33.859 --> 01:10:37.079
And also, Cognate is like, Vermintide 2 is free,

01:10:37.180 --> 01:10:39.760
so I'm like, I'll get that. We can play Vermintide

01:10:39.760 --> 01:10:45.380
2 with the boys for free. Tyboros, the colorblind

01:10:45.380 --> 01:10:48.600
wake. Having a stroke at Andy's lack of Ben 10

01:10:48.600 --> 01:10:50.920
lore knowledge is the most valid take Colin has

01:10:50.920 --> 01:10:52.760
had. I'll take it, because you know what? That

01:10:52.760 --> 01:10:56.380
was fucking heinous. I'm going to look into this.

01:10:57.279 --> 01:11:00.699
We're starting to see the generational gaps between

01:11:00.699 --> 01:11:03.020
all of us now. Me just being like, get off my

01:11:03.020 --> 01:11:06.220
lawn, Ben 10. Get out of here. These kids are

01:11:06.220 --> 01:11:09.800
too loud. He's cool. DonkeyManUSA, thank you

01:11:09.800 --> 01:11:13.140
for the $5. Colin's Ben 10 talk reminds me of

01:11:13.140 --> 01:11:17.779
Vilgax, who aura farms all... Yeah, he gets it.

01:11:17.939 --> 01:11:22.560
Who is that? It's a Ben 10 character, yeah. Colin,

01:11:22.600 --> 01:11:27.779
do you want to take this one? Of course. I'm

01:11:27.779 --> 01:11:30.859
taking this as a compliment. Bean, with the five

01:11:30.859 --> 01:11:33.680
bucks. Cologne has that, you will perish as your

01:11:33.680 --> 01:11:37.140
weakly father did. Soulless, honorless, weeping,

01:11:37.140 --> 01:11:41.000
ashamed, ah, hairline. That's Sigismund. Sigismund's

01:11:41.000 --> 01:11:47.319
to go. I'll take that, I guess. Although I saw

01:11:47.319 --> 01:11:50.340
an art depiction of Sigismund and Abaddon and

01:11:50.340 --> 01:11:51.939
he didn't have the beard. I'm like, he has a

01:11:51.939 --> 01:11:56.180
beard. He has a sadness beard. Give him the sadness

01:11:56.180 --> 01:12:00.819
beard. What's his name from Heroes? Nathan. At

01:12:00.819 --> 01:12:04.699
Bombsida. Sorry, you became a member. Thank you.

01:12:05.960 --> 01:12:08.340
Take me in the Discord and I'll add you to the

01:12:08.340 --> 01:12:12.199
members chat. And I want to buy a vault. Thank

01:12:12.199 --> 01:12:14.560
you, man, so much. Laz, do we have your permission

01:12:14.560 --> 01:12:17.239
to start trolling Mr. Bones by making a Gilliman

01:12:17.239 --> 01:12:22.220
ex -Uvarain meme, but with him and me? Or is

01:12:22.220 --> 01:12:25.619
that too mean -spirited? No, I mean, all I know

01:12:25.619 --> 01:12:28.960
is I don't want to explain the beast. I don't

01:12:28.960 --> 01:12:31.560
know this lore. That's just a VTuber we both

01:12:31.560 --> 01:12:36.060
know. Well, the thing is, Arthur has a running

01:12:36.060 --> 01:12:38.399
joke where he's just like, women! And that's

01:12:38.399 --> 01:12:40.579
his thing with me, where he's just like, ah,

01:12:40.760 --> 01:12:43.300
women and bad. And you're like, oh, Connor. No,

01:12:43.300 --> 01:12:47.399
but he's right. She's awful. He has never, in

01:12:47.399 --> 01:12:49.460
fact, seen a real woman. She's a Dead by Daylight

01:12:49.460 --> 01:12:53.539
player. She's going to hell. I don't think she's

01:12:53.539 --> 01:12:56.220
so bad, but I have suggested she play Legendary

01:12:56.220 --> 01:12:59.020
on... the library on her first playthrough, so

01:12:59.020 --> 01:13:03.119
we'll see how that goes. Everyone here, every

01:13:03.119 --> 01:13:05.960
chatter who is also a degenerate has full free

01:13:05.960 --> 01:13:07.840
to clip the following statement. Every fucking

01:13:07.840 --> 01:13:11.479
member of Glitch Stars is pure evil. I'm 0 for

01:13:11.479 --> 01:13:14.340
2 on them not being awful. Andy, I played the

01:13:14.340 --> 01:13:17.880
library on Heroic and it was awful. I can't imagine

01:13:17.880 --> 01:13:21.899
that on Legendary. Rocket Flood. That's what

01:13:21.899 --> 01:13:24.859
it is, Eli. Rocket Flood. It's the one for Cullen

01:13:24.859 --> 01:13:31.149
here, actually. Thank you, Big Ben. Thank you

01:13:31.149 --> 01:13:34.029
for the 10, Big Ben Oten. I would like to thank

01:13:34.029 --> 01:13:36.149
Colin for getting me into Comstar and Battletech

01:13:36.149 --> 01:13:38.229
as a whole. And I'm glad I could spark up a Ben

01:13:38.229 --> 01:13:43.090
10 argument. Well, for that second part, you've

01:13:43.090 --> 01:13:46.409
done your job. Anything to spread the glory of

01:13:46.409 --> 01:13:49.850
Ben Tennyson. And hell yeah, man. Glad you're

01:13:49.850 --> 01:13:53.109
getting into that Comstar. Peace of light be

01:13:53.109 --> 01:13:56.539
upon you, Big Ben. Thank you, man. Thank you.

01:13:57.159 --> 01:14:01.140
Another one there. Oh, at non dormant, two, eight,

01:14:01.140 --> 01:14:04.239
eight, nine for two bucks. Grand Cathay is only

01:14:04.239 --> 01:14:08.460
aura. They have, they have in their lore. Yes,

01:14:08.520 --> 01:14:10.859
because they haven't received because for some

01:14:10.859 --> 01:14:13.340
reason, old world has gotten one, a new book.

01:14:14.760 --> 01:14:17.579
So all of the little Cathay lore bits and short

01:14:17.579 --> 01:14:21.000
stories that do exist is it's that even when

01:14:21.000 --> 01:14:24.020
someone in Cathay is being made worse. It's to

01:14:24.020 --> 01:14:27.239
make someone else in Cathay look better. Shout

01:14:27.239 --> 01:14:30.579
out to Yuanbo. He's a real one. Yuanbo. He's

01:14:30.579 --> 01:14:32.619
the only guy I really know anything about. Gilman,

01:14:32.720 --> 01:14:36.260
Lehman Russ, and the lion turned into one being.

01:14:36.800 --> 01:14:41.800
Oh, at Linus Sodaverquist. Oh, that's the worst

01:14:41.800 --> 01:14:45.489
name ever for me. Sodaquist. It's kind of a 7038

01:14:45.489 --> 01:14:48.909
for the 20 SEK. I am Beastman from Sweden. There

01:14:48.909 --> 01:14:51.609
you are, brother. Have some more money. Thank

01:14:51.609 --> 01:14:55.489
you. Beastman from Sweden. Detective Lance, previously

01:14:55.489 --> 01:14:58.350
known as Bunny Cop, probably. Thank you for the

01:14:58.350 --> 01:15:01.210
$2. Almost had a stroke at Andy's stupid take

01:15:01.210 --> 01:15:04.869
of Ben 10. Why is this episode being kidnapped?

01:15:07.149 --> 01:15:13.850
Another Andy one. DonkeyManUSA6364 for two bucks.

01:15:13.989 --> 01:15:18.590
Andy looks like my dear camp buddy, Shane. I

01:15:18.590 --> 01:15:21.270
don't know what that means. Where is Shane? He

01:15:21.270 --> 01:15:23.869
sounds like a nice guy. Andy's a nice guy. Andy

01:15:23.869 --> 01:15:26.310
could be a Shane. Andy could be a Shane, I think.

01:15:26.989 --> 01:15:28.829
I could be a Shane from The Walking Dead. Wait,

01:15:28.869 --> 01:15:34.039
no. incoming backup another classic thank you

01:15:34.039 --> 01:15:37.100
for the 15 shekels i sent my submission in the

01:15:37.100 --> 01:15:38.779
discord if you want to go read it it's pretty

01:15:38.779 --> 01:15:41.640
incredible especially for a free short story

01:15:41.640 --> 01:15:44.859
i'll go look for it sorry is this a genuine attempt

01:15:44.859 --> 01:15:48.640
or is this like you know is it me and colin docking

01:15:48.640 --> 01:15:51.159
or something like this we'll see in a moment

01:15:51.159 --> 01:15:55.579
you didn't have to say that but um i need to

01:15:55.579 --> 01:16:00.180
know potato for five Alif Anar smashed and dashed

01:16:00.180 --> 01:16:03.180
Malik's mum, just left wearing her necklace at

01:16:03.180 --> 01:16:05.399
the dead of night. The only witness was Colin

01:16:05.399 --> 01:16:08.539
watching from the closet. Wow. Why would you

01:16:08.539 --> 01:16:15.359
do that? So mean. I don't know, man. Andy will

01:16:15.359 --> 01:16:20.979
wear a green hat in Ib for weeks. By the way,

01:16:21.020 --> 01:16:23.720
I'm Andy. Will wear a green hat in four weeks.

01:16:23.779 --> 01:16:25.439
YouTube just bugged out and doesn't show the

01:16:25.439 --> 01:16:28.649
name right anymore. Happy birthday, Colin. lick

01:16:28.649 --> 01:16:32.770
main burn. I will wear a hat in four weeks to

01:16:32.770 --> 01:16:35.149
see you know. That'll be just before Christmas,

01:16:35.229 --> 01:16:37.130
I believe. So I'll do it. Don't worry about it.

01:16:39.350 --> 01:16:43.229
Zimcon for two bucks. Two words. Get up. Peak

01:16:43.229 --> 01:16:46.670
War of Farming by Khan. Yes. Erebus deserved

01:16:46.670 --> 01:16:50.590
that. He did. And then one by Colin Turner for

01:16:50.590 --> 01:16:54.310
$4 .99. The Khan shit -talking Wartarian during

01:16:54.310 --> 01:16:56.800
their fight. That is, I mean... Again, all of

01:16:56.800 --> 01:16:58.880
Siege of Terror, the Khan is just out there being

01:16:58.880 --> 01:17:01.279
like, can I just be the main character, please?

01:17:01.800 --> 01:17:04.680
Like, the whole thing. Chris Wright is amazing.

01:17:05.979 --> 01:17:08.439
I was surprised also, like, looking back, how

01:17:08.439 --> 01:17:11.300
many, like, Chris Wright has written some really

01:17:11.300 --> 01:17:14.899
good Space Wolves stuff as well, and he's now

01:17:14.899 --> 01:17:17.720
heading off the first book of the Scouring. I'm

01:17:17.720 --> 01:17:22.000
like, oh, okay. Go on, Chris. Go get him. Go

01:17:22.000 --> 01:17:25.520
get him. He never lets us down. Do you want to

01:17:25.520 --> 01:17:28.920
take this one, Colin? Sure. Angry homunculus

01:17:28.920 --> 01:17:33.500
with the five pounds. Hell yeah. I just want

01:17:33.500 --> 01:17:35.699
to let Colin know that I started singing a bit

01:17:35.699 --> 01:17:37.819
from New Divide when he said Revenge of the Fallen.

01:18:01.140 --> 01:18:10.539
I used to own quite a lot of Linkin Park merch

01:18:10.539 --> 01:18:22.100
back in the day. Breaking the Habit is a good

01:18:22.100 --> 01:18:27.640
song. Meteora. Yeah. Big Ben 10 for another five

01:18:27.640 --> 01:18:35.039
months. Jesus. A skull Lord of heads. I see things

01:18:35.039 --> 01:18:38.479
incorrectly. What do you want from me? There's

01:18:38.479 --> 01:18:40.220
not a script in front of me during war crimes.

01:18:41.020 --> 01:18:45.939
This is, this is not like a serious. I'm not

01:18:45.939 --> 01:18:48.279
serious at my own channel. I just, you know,

01:18:48.279 --> 01:18:50.939
I have a script so I can, you know, delete all

01:18:50.939 --> 01:18:54.649
the bits where I go. Can't do that here. Leave

01:18:54.649 --> 01:18:59.550
me be. I roast the colorblind wake. Thank you

01:18:59.550 --> 01:19:02.510
for the $2. Everyone gangsta till the orcs wax

01:19:02.510 --> 01:19:12.510
poetically. Yep. Yeah, man. True. Riri the Hawaiian.

01:19:12.770 --> 01:19:16.909
Thank you. Evening, gents. I just finished up

01:19:16.909 --> 01:19:19.149
Zombie Slayer and on Road of Skulls. I'm about

01:19:19.149 --> 01:19:23.159
a quarter in and it's meh. Can I just skip ahead

01:19:23.159 --> 01:19:33.020
to where Zombieslayer left off? Thanks. No. You

01:19:33.020 --> 01:19:35.859
must read them all. Yeah, I mean, to be fair,

01:19:35.859 --> 01:19:38.920
there are quite a few Warhammer books where it

01:19:38.920 --> 01:19:44.760
is a slow burn for a few of them. If I have to

01:19:44.760 --> 01:19:48.239
endure half a dozen Nick Kime Salamander books,

01:19:48.420 --> 01:19:54.819
you can do one Gottrick book. No, they did. Cause

01:19:54.819 --> 01:20:01.640
I have to know. If there's a single person who

01:20:01.640 --> 01:20:04.039
would be forgiven for using like lexicon once,

01:20:04.199 --> 01:20:07.739
I think it'd be you. I think you have like a

01:20:07.739 --> 01:20:09.920
hundred books. You get like, you can use one

01:20:09.920 --> 01:20:14.590
article. I get one, one monopoly. Get out of

01:20:14.590 --> 01:20:16.609
jail. Get out of the time -free card. I'm like,

01:20:16.630 --> 01:20:22.550
no. There's two guys on my channel who every

01:20:22.550 --> 01:20:24.789
video they've asked was one guy who asked for

01:20:24.789 --> 01:20:27.949
Vect. There's one guy who asked for Vulcan every

01:20:27.949 --> 01:20:30.609
time I do a video. Vect, unfortunately, doesn't

01:20:30.609 --> 01:20:32.970
have enough. The guy who asked for Vulcan, I

01:20:32.970 --> 01:20:34.710
don't think I'm ever going to do it. I would

01:20:34.710 --> 01:20:39.600
rather... trap my penis in, like, the door, and

01:20:39.600 --> 01:20:43.840
then do all... You would rather dip it into Mount

01:20:43.840 --> 01:20:46.520
Deathfire itself and singe the tin. I mean, I'm

01:20:46.520 --> 01:20:48.880
going to buy 500 boxes of pocket stuff. I would,

01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:51.920
you know, like how you jump into a pool, I would

01:20:51.920 --> 01:20:54.939
jump anus -first onto a cactus before I have

01:20:54.939 --> 01:20:58.159
to do all the Nick Kime Sutherlander books. I

01:20:58.159 --> 01:21:02.210
just can't hurt myself. It's not fun. life's

01:21:02.210 --> 01:21:05.210
too you have to be like you're currently being

01:21:05.210 --> 01:21:07.350
clipped out you're currently you have to i'm

01:21:07.350 --> 01:21:09.890
joking i am playing by the way you have to be

01:21:09.890 --> 01:21:12.229
on this man to death please you have to have

01:21:12.229 --> 01:21:15.310
your break glass for nick kime uh for for chris

01:21:15.310 --> 01:21:18.909
wright and be like it's all gonna be okay these

01:21:18.909 --> 01:21:22.289
books are so good i'm sure very lovely human

01:21:22.289 --> 01:21:24.869
being but i just he's not He's not. I've heard

01:21:24.869 --> 01:21:31.050
the stories. I can't speak to that. Anyway, Skirfan

01:21:31.050 --> 01:21:34.590
for two. Eldrad versus Batman with prep time.

01:21:34.649 --> 01:21:37.069
Who wins? Batman wins every time. Batman can't

01:21:37.069 --> 01:21:41.810
lose. He's a wizard. The authors would rather

01:21:41.810 --> 01:21:45.630
have Batman win than Eldrad. Have you considered,

01:21:45.829 --> 01:21:50.210
but can he beat Goku? Can Eldrad beat Goku, Colin?

01:21:50.649 --> 01:21:55.619
No. Oh yeah, that was said by the way. I don't

01:21:55.619 --> 01:22:00.619
care if someone's power has beat Goku. That man

01:22:00.619 --> 01:22:06.380
ain't beating Goku. Hey, Zenon. I just got home

01:22:06.380 --> 01:22:10.979
to hear orc women are the most seen. Wow. Well,

01:22:10.979 --> 01:22:13.180
comparatively. Thanks. Good to see you, Zenon.

01:22:14.140 --> 01:22:20.520
No, you go ahead. I've done that. Is that a character

01:22:20.520 --> 01:22:25.340
from One Piece? Yeah, that's... Oh, my God. I

01:22:25.340 --> 01:22:27.859
don't know. It's been a minute since I've...

01:22:27.859 --> 01:22:32.039
I think it's Robin. It is One Piece. I know that.

01:22:32.100 --> 01:22:36.340
Robin. Andy, don't feel too bad about your...

01:22:36.340 --> 01:22:42.899
Are you still here, Andy? Andy here. Oh, he's

01:22:42.899 --> 01:22:48.180
still... Nope. What is happening? He's doing

01:22:48.180 --> 01:22:52.619
it on purpose. Okay, I'm going to read this note.

01:22:52.880 --> 01:22:57.260
I'm going to read the note. Andy, don't feel

01:22:57.260 --> 01:22:59.859
too bad about your Ben 10 take. It could be infinitely

01:22:59.859 --> 01:23:03.619
worse. You could be the guy writing the 5YL comic.

01:23:03.779 --> 01:23:04.779
I wonder what that is. I don't know what that

01:23:04.779 --> 01:23:08.340
means. I don't know. I'm not informed. Does this

01:23:08.340 --> 01:23:10.420
have something to do with Ben 10? I'm assuming.

01:23:13.649 --> 01:23:17.189
My knowledge is the Meat Canyon animation with

01:23:17.189 --> 01:23:21.050
the guy who's like, I'm your uncle, Ben! I'm

01:23:21.050 --> 01:23:23.890
your uncle! And I'm like, yeah. You could be

01:23:23.890 --> 01:23:28.489
season three of One Punch Man. It's a fan -based

01:23:28.489 --> 01:23:34.470
system. No, hell no. New Zealand. Anything Lotara

01:23:34.470 --> 01:23:36.489
does is aura farming. She's an amazing character.

01:23:36.550 --> 01:23:41.229
Also, lawcrime. Hashtag docking stream. It depends.

01:23:42.369 --> 01:23:44.369
Lotara does have that bit where she shoots a

01:23:44.369 --> 01:23:46.069
worldy through in the head with a lasbis or just

01:23:46.069 --> 01:23:48.369
to annoy him because it bounces off. That's pretty

01:23:48.369 --> 01:23:52.470
cool. She tells him he's an idiot as well. You're

01:23:52.470 --> 01:23:57.090
a stupid head. Alpharius3292 for five bucks.

01:23:57.369 --> 01:23:59.869
The Krieg soldier with the crack grenades attached

01:23:59.869 --> 01:24:02.329
to the nukes in the book Krieg. I have not yet

01:24:02.329 --> 01:24:07.850
read that. That's a very Krieg thing to do. Last

01:24:07.850 --> 01:24:10.520
one. I think this is Colin written all over.

01:24:11.939 --> 01:24:15.939
One, Seth is sleepy. Thank you for the five bucks.

01:24:16.420 --> 01:24:20.220
With the Dunmer drinking the Oblivion Gate coffee

01:24:20.220 --> 01:24:28.140
cup. That's great. As a comic and Dragon Ball

01:24:28.140 --> 01:24:31.399
fan, that Goku and Batman comic gave me PTSD.

01:24:31.819 --> 01:24:38.779
Look, Goku wins. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Just

01:24:38.779 --> 01:24:42.260
has the ability to do anything, that man. And

01:24:42.260 --> 01:24:46.399
just yell really well. Isn't it a woman? Yeah,

01:24:46.460 --> 01:24:48.779
the Japanese voice actor for Goku is a woman.

01:24:49.039 --> 01:24:54.159
And the one from Naruto is an actress as well.

01:24:54.460 --> 01:24:57.579
In Japan, at least, I think she voices all of

01:24:57.579 --> 01:25:02.199
Goku's family. Maybe not Chi -Chi, but... I know

01:25:02.199 --> 01:25:08.220
there's a lady who voiced Naruto. There's a Japanese

01:25:08.220 --> 01:25:10.220
lady who does it for the Japanese one, and then

01:25:10.220 --> 01:25:11.779
there's a lady who does it for the English as

01:25:11.779 --> 01:25:17.140
well. Believe it. Let's believe it. Damn. So

01:25:17.140 --> 01:25:19.659
we had another one here, which was by Ben H,

01:25:20.079 --> 01:25:23.140
and he says, not sure it counts, but Perturabo

01:25:23.140 --> 01:25:26.119
smashing Fulcrum's head into the Warhound Titan

01:25:26.119 --> 01:25:29.619
and telling him, I'm sick of your nonsense. We're

01:25:29.619 --> 01:25:31.720
doing this my way now. Get out of here. Always

01:25:31.720 --> 01:25:34.760
appreciate. that people don't suffer falls gladly

01:25:34.760 --> 01:25:37.020
okay can i please explain this one because i

01:25:37.020 --> 01:25:40.720
uh there's a few times where for uh perserabo

01:25:40.720 --> 01:25:45.079
just immediately switches up there's one where

01:25:45.079 --> 01:25:48.000
he did invite fulgrim to his ship because they're

01:25:48.000 --> 01:25:50.600
working together to get this get this weapon

01:25:50.600 --> 01:25:54.800
called angel exterminatus and There's been a

01:25:54.800 --> 01:25:58.159
few Iron Warriors lured over to the Emperor's

01:25:58.159 --> 01:26:00.100
children. They've been dallying in a few things

01:26:00.100 --> 01:26:05.859
they shouldn't have. Fulgrim has been playing

01:26:05.859 --> 01:26:07.859
it badly. They get attacked by some shattered

01:26:07.859 --> 01:26:12.359
legions in the ship called the Sisyphium or something

01:26:12.359 --> 01:26:18.600
like that. Sisyphium or something. The Sisyphium

01:26:18.600 --> 01:26:21.239
is the shattered legion ship. Yeah, they get

01:26:21.239 --> 01:26:24.949
attacked by them. And they then lose one of their

01:26:24.949 --> 01:26:28.149
own ships. So they're going into like, you know,

01:26:28.149 --> 01:26:32.909
near the territory. And at one point, Pearl Tribe

01:26:32.909 --> 01:26:35.449
is just sick of it because Fulcrum is, you know,

01:26:35.449 --> 01:26:38.609
corrupted by chaos. And then he's just playing

01:26:38.609 --> 01:26:40.430
along. He's just, you know, he's more obsessed

01:26:40.430 --> 01:26:44.689
with. and, you know, enjoying lavish lifestyle

01:26:44.689 --> 01:26:46.930
things. So he invites Fulgrim over to his ship

01:26:46.930 --> 01:26:49.689
and he says to him, you know, we can work together.

01:26:49.850 --> 01:26:51.149
And Fulgrim's like, yes, yes, yes, whatever.

01:26:51.350 --> 01:26:53.890
And then Perturabo says to Fulgrim, could you

01:26:53.890 --> 01:26:56.390
have a look at this thing on my workbench? Have

01:26:56.390 --> 01:26:59.390
a little look. And he goes, all right, fine.

01:26:59.989 --> 01:27:02.170
Grabs the back of Fulgrim's head and proceeds

01:27:02.170 --> 01:27:08.329
to bean it. Like at least 20 times into like

01:27:08.329 --> 01:27:10.109
the desk, I think, and then it hits him, you

01:27:10.109 --> 01:27:13.609
know, like sort of smashing him with his. It's

01:27:13.609 --> 01:27:16.850
that. Forge break, is it? That first time you

01:27:16.850 --> 01:27:20.569
see a big daddy in Bioshock and it's just pummeling

01:27:20.569 --> 01:27:23.270
it into the glass until it breaks through. And

01:27:23.270 --> 01:27:25.390
you're like, that's a big dad. He's like, oh,

01:27:25.489 --> 01:27:31.479
no. Yeah. And then this entire book. The reason

01:27:31.479 --> 01:27:33.560
why this is so good is because this is literally

01:27:33.560 --> 01:27:39.180
I have mental issues. The other Viltrumites don't

01:27:39.180 --> 01:27:44.039
talk to me. They are afraid of me. I am so lonely.

01:27:44.859 --> 01:27:47.720
Is this an Invincible quote? I'm too season one

01:27:47.720 --> 01:27:50.779
to understand. I haven't seen new Invincible

01:27:50.779 --> 01:27:53.409
either. It is. It is literally Percival Roberts

01:27:53.409 --> 01:27:55.529
whispering in his ear being like, you will do

01:27:55.529 --> 01:27:58.329
what I tell you to do because I say it and you're

01:27:58.329 --> 01:28:02.449
shit at this. And to be fair to Peter, he's been

01:28:02.449 --> 01:28:05.430
very restrained for the first bit of the book.

01:28:05.630 --> 01:28:09.550
I don't know how to feel about that. I'm like,

01:28:09.609 --> 01:28:13.449
I'm going to do it. And he's like, okay, okay,

01:28:13.510 --> 01:28:15.689
okay. You've got your credentials from Istvan.

01:28:15.869 --> 01:28:17.270
You've got your credentials with the Warmaster.

01:28:17.350 --> 01:28:18.949
Okay, okay, okay. And then eventually he's like,

01:28:19.069 --> 01:28:23.600
enough. And then it changes. The Fulgrim transformation

01:28:23.600 --> 01:28:26.300
in that book is pretty aura farming. It's pretty

01:28:26.300 --> 01:28:31.010
cool. Especially when they literally... achieves

01:28:31.010 --> 01:28:34.189
apotheosis and goes, I'm a snake. There's thousands

01:28:34.189 --> 01:28:36.710
of soul gems floating around him and all that

01:28:36.710 --> 01:28:39.109
cool stuff. And Eidolon stabs him and inserts

01:28:39.109 --> 01:28:42.390
soul gems into his body. Yeah, that part's gross.

01:28:42.649 --> 01:28:45.890
It gets pretty cool. It's a pretty cool scene.

01:28:46.090 --> 01:28:48.989
And then Nykona, Sherekin, war farms for the

01:28:48.989 --> 01:28:52.390
entire Horus heresy. Nykona literally like, I

01:28:52.390 --> 01:28:54.590
headshot at a Primark. And then I win. And then

01:28:54.590 --> 01:28:56.409
I win again. And then I win again. And I can

01:28:56.409 --> 01:29:00.119
teleport. I survived the Sisyphean crew, and

01:29:00.119 --> 01:29:01.859
I'm the only one left, and I'm in a stasis pod,

01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:04.640
and no one knows where I am. I got people in

01:29:04.640 --> 01:29:08.300
my comments. To be fair, Eli, the Raven Guard

01:29:08.300 --> 01:29:11.760
need a win. They haven't had a win in ages. I

01:29:11.760 --> 01:29:16.720
know. I had people in my comments malding and

01:29:16.720 --> 01:29:18.659
seething and trying to defend him when I called

01:29:18.659 --> 01:29:21.020
him a Mary Sue character, but he totally is.

01:29:22.539 --> 01:29:25.819
Kayvon Shrike got cucked by his own first captain,

01:29:25.979 --> 01:29:28.720
and now he's... He's not a chapter master anymore.

01:29:28.800 --> 01:29:30.460
He's like, what's going on? What's going on?

01:29:31.060 --> 01:29:36.840
We do have another one. We have another one by

01:29:36.840 --> 01:29:41.279
Voldasterion who says, my favorite moment is

01:29:41.279 --> 01:29:44.479
in Prince of Crows when Savitar meets with the

01:29:44.479 --> 01:29:47.020
remaining Cryptera and one of them calls him

01:29:47.020 --> 01:29:51.720
mad. And he replies, no, I feel fine before walking

01:29:51.720 --> 01:29:54.949
around the room. a bit and saying more stuff,

01:29:55.090 --> 01:29:57.310
then dipping and then teleporting in his Terminators

01:29:57.310 --> 01:30:00.090
to kill them. He's just casually standing over

01:30:00.090 --> 01:30:03.510
the guy who gets out and he's like, yeah, I did

01:30:03.510 --> 01:30:06.890
kill them because they were idiots. I feel like

01:30:06.890 --> 01:30:08.310
I can explain this one quite well because I've

01:30:08.310 --> 01:30:09.810
literally just done a Savitar video. You've just

01:30:09.810 --> 01:30:14.560
done a Savitar video, yeah. They've just been

01:30:14.560 --> 01:30:17.539
ambushed by the Dark Angels. They don't really

01:30:17.539 --> 01:30:19.779
know that the Lions have got a new piece of fancy

01:30:19.779 --> 01:30:22.880
tech, so they keep ambushing them around the

01:30:22.880 --> 01:30:27.819
Thramas sector. They keep losing, and they've

01:30:27.819 --> 01:30:30.319
had a really bad battle. Lots of the Cryptera,

01:30:30.460 --> 01:30:33.739
which are like Kurz's inner circle. A few of

01:30:33.739 --> 01:30:36.260
them are dead. The last few of them are meeting

01:30:36.260 --> 01:30:39.350
up. Savitar walks in. And they're always like,

01:30:39.390 --> 01:30:42.050
we need to go attack the Dark Angels again. We

01:30:42.050 --> 01:30:45.449
need to get revenge. And Savitar just basically

01:30:45.449 --> 01:30:48.729
tells them, what do you mean? Are you saying

01:30:48.729 --> 01:30:51.210
we need to get revenge for some, I think his

01:30:51.210 --> 01:30:54.750
quote is, some imaginary stain on our imaginary

01:30:54.750 --> 01:30:56.930
honor? You know what I mean? Because we're not,

01:30:57.010 --> 01:30:59.149
we're Night Lords. What do you mean? We don't

01:30:59.149 --> 01:31:02.250
do things honorably. And he realizes like basically

01:31:02.250 --> 01:31:05.090
the three guys in the room are idiots. So he

01:31:05.090 --> 01:31:08.439
leaves his chain. He says to them. Please don't

01:31:08.439 --> 01:31:11.140
make me kill you. My chain glaive is like all

01:31:11.140 --> 01:31:13.680
the way on the other side of the room. And then

01:31:13.680 --> 01:31:15.479
he just ends up leaving the room. One of the

01:31:15.479 --> 01:31:17.819
guys is like, he's left his chain glaive in here.

01:31:17.960 --> 01:31:22.020
He runs out the room. They teleport. Savitar

01:31:22.020 --> 01:31:24.220
teleports his Atramentar, Terminators in. They

01:31:24.220 --> 01:31:28.720
kill the rest of the Cryptera. One guy, Vajahal,

01:31:28.739 --> 01:31:31.819
I think his name, Vajahal or something. He managed

01:31:31.819 --> 01:31:34.960
to escape the room, but then Savitar just catches

01:31:34.960 --> 01:31:39.260
him. And then he says to Servitar, like, why

01:31:39.260 --> 01:31:40.859
the hell did you kill them? Did you kill them

01:31:40.859 --> 01:31:42.340
just because they disagreed with you? He went,

01:31:42.460 --> 01:31:47.199
yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, Corse, when

01:31:47.199 --> 01:31:49.539
I was in your videos, Corse was just like, ah,

01:31:49.699 --> 01:31:53.100
hello, pig fucker. Like, whoa. Yeah. Dark angels,

01:31:53.180 --> 01:31:55.020
where's your chill? Where's your chill, bro?

01:31:56.960 --> 01:32:00.659
I do have incoming backups, one that he requested

01:32:00.659 --> 01:32:02.520
us to read in his donation, if we want to do

01:32:02.520 --> 01:32:06.149
that. He says it's from most recent Aura Farming

01:32:06.149 --> 01:32:10.810
moment from a free AOS short story. I don't know

01:32:10.810 --> 01:32:13.409
who's speaking, but you dot, dot, dot, you dot,

01:32:13.409 --> 01:32:15.930
dot, dot. The knowledge of impending doom seems

01:32:15.930 --> 01:32:18.989
too much for the Demon Prince. So deep ran its

01:32:18.989 --> 01:32:21.829
outrage that it could muster no incantation.

01:32:21.890 --> 01:32:24.689
It could only spit word fire out of its beak,

01:32:24.789 --> 01:32:28.470
eyes whirling. You are marked, beasts. The choirs

01:32:28.470 --> 01:32:31.970
and covens of the scintillating gyre beyond this

01:32:31.970 --> 01:32:34.130
world will know of the insults you have leveled

01:32:34.130 --> 01:32:36.829
upon us. Primitive creatures spawn of the twin

01:32:36.829 --> 01:32:39.369
-headed brute, lump and fist striking the cosmos.

01:32:39.550 --> 01:32:41.850
Know that you have earned my ire. Know that you

01:32:41.850 --> 01:32:44.930
have earned the ire of gods. I don't know who

01:32:44.930 --> 01:32:48.189
says this. Oh, mate, I fought gods. Gordak snorted.

01:32:48.289 --> 01:32:52.409
You ain't it. There's no he says you ain't it.

01:32:52.630 --> 01:32:58.359
You ain't it, boy. And then he said, and then

01:32:58.359 --> 01:33:01.600
Sigma said, lick my balls. This is a guy fighting

01:33:01.600 --> 01:33:03.199
a demon prince, and the demon prince says all

01:33:03.199 --> 01:33:05.140
that, and then this guy hits him with that. It

01:33:05.140 --> 01:33:08.699
is cool. I will say that with, again, thank you

01:33:08.699 --> 01:33:11.199
everyone who has given a lot of suggestions.

01:33:11.460 --> 01:33:14.899
I think we might be cool to finish up on a round

01:33:14.899 --> 01:33:17.819
of if every one of the guys here wants to do

01:33:17.819 --> 01:33:21.850
one or the last few that they can think of. Again,

01:33:21.890 --> 01:33:23.449
thank you everyone who did do the... Unless,

01:33:23.449 --> 01:33:24.770
Andy, you can see any more from the Discord?

01:33:24.949 --> 01:33:27.550
Can I read one that I've spotted? Yeah, go for

01:33:27.550 --> 01:33:31.569
it. So this one's from Saltmetal. One of my favourite

01:33:31.569 --> 01:33:33.649
Orma farming moments is from the Fabius Bile

01:33:33.649 --> 01:33:36.250
Primogenitor. It's been quite a while since I've

01:33:36.250 --> 01:33:38.409
read the book, so I get any details wrong, so

01:33:38.409 --> 01:33:41.329
I apologise. Fabius turns to Galefield off of

01:33:41.329 --> 01:33:44.090
a demon... basically off of his ship. A demon

01:33:44.090 --> 01:33:46.409
manifests in front of him. The demon tries to

01:33:46.409 --> 01:33:48.250
attempt Fabius into pledging himself to the gods

01:33:48.250 --> 01:33:52.199
of chaos. Fabius responds with... Gods are weak.

01:33:52.739 --> 01:33:57.340
I'm not weak. Then bonks it into the warp. That's

01:33:57.340 --> 01:34:01.439
a fabulous moment. He's like, I got killed. No

01:34:01.439 --> 01:34:06.020
problem. He does have the demon taser. I'm just

01:34:06.020 --> 01:34:10.460
going to hit you on my needler. LOL. He's a cheeky

01:34:10.460 --> 01:34:12.159
boy. It's a very memorable moment of that book.

01:34:12.979 --> 01:34:16.239
Eli, was there any particular horrifying moment

01:34:16.239 --> 01:34:18.640
you want to last share with the group? For my

01:34:18.640 --> 01:34:24.420
beautiful boy, Lucius the Eternal. Whatever.

01:34:26.119 --> 01:34:32.859
He has multiple cool moments in his 40k book.

01:34:32.979 --> 01:34:36.319
Oh my gosh. He has multiple moments in his 40k

01:34:36.319 --> 01:34:38.380
book. The first one when he kills the world leader

01:34:38.380 --> 01:34:41.890
guy, but the second one... And Chrysitheus, one

01:34:41.890 --> 01:34:44.710
of the Palatine Blades, so one of the best horsemen

01:34:44.710 --> 01:34:47.390
in the Emperor's Children, a .k .a. one of the

01:34:47.390 --> 01:34:49.850
best horsemen in all the Space Marines, he goes

01:34:49.850 --> 01:34:52.229
up to him and he tells Lucius how he's going

01:34:52.229 --> 01:34:55.949
to kill him. He says, I shall take your arms.

01:34:55.989 --> 01:34:57.750
I shall take your legs. I shall take your tongue.

01:34:58.289 --> 01:35:00.609
The Apothecary will see reason. He will fall

01:35:00.609 --> 01:35:02.510
in line and aid me in keeping you alive just

01:35:02.510 --> 01:35:03.970
enough to keep the poison that passes through

01:35:03.970 --> 01:35:05.970
your blood beating through your veins. I will

01:35:05.970 --> 01:35:08.369
reduce you to a husk, watching the centuries

01:35:08.369 --> 01:35:11.399
pass by alone in silence. Until the only soul

01:35:11.399 --> 01:35:13.239
at hand who can sign you to oblivion is your

01:35:13.239 --> 01:35:16.020
own. And when that night falls, oblivion is where

01:35:16.020 --> 01:35:18.239
you shall stay. That's what Chrysitheus says

01:35:18.239 --> 01:35:23.260
to Lucius. Which is cool. Which is cool. And

01:35:23.260 --> 01:35:26.140
then they have a little duel. And Chrysitheus

01:35:26.140 --> 01:35:30.539
pulls up. Let me see if I can find the... Oh,

01:35:30.539 --> 01:35:37.380
yeah, here we go. Okay, so he throws a blind

01:35:37.380 --> 01:35:39.829
grenade. at lucius first to start because he

01:35:39.829 --> 01:35:42.689
knows that lucius is just too goaded to fight

01:35:42.689 --> 01:35:46.510
fair against um but he does it yeah chrysithius

01:35:46.510 --> 01:35:49.489
flew into the dissipating the detonation of the

01:35:49.489 --> 01:35:52.350
blind grenade he took aim precisely for the soft

01:35:52.350 --> 01:35:55.350
joint between lucius's cuirass and the shoulder

01:35:55.350 --> 01:35:57.829
guard the point of his blade would shear through

01:35:57.829 --> 01:36:00.550
the soft fiber bundle musculature and carve into

01:36:00.550 --> 01:36:03.329
flesh and bone severing lucius's sword arm clear

01:36:03.329 --> 01:36:05.189
from his body follow -up strikes to the right

01:36:05.189 --> 01:36:10.039
arm Ennis would finish the business of disabling

01:36:10.039 --> 01:36:13.079
him. The angle of the blade was exact. Chrysitheus

01:36:13.079 --> 01:36:15.079
funneled his energy into the speed of the attack,

01:36:15.239 --> 01:36:17.779
making it a pre -turned natural blur, nearly

01:36:17.779 --> 01:36:20.760
impossible to track. It was truly a perfect strike,

01:36:20.939 --> 01:36:25.500
except Lucius wasn't there. Agenion's blade,

01:36:25.699 --> 01:36:28.000
which is Chrysitheus' blade, cut only the thin

01:36:28.000 --> 01:36:29.880
smoke coiling through the air of the corridor,

01:36:29.979 --> 01:36:33.319
continuing to fly unhearingly forwards along

01:36:33.319 --> 01:36:36.159
with the rest of Chrysitheus' sword arm. It's

01:36:36.159 --> 01:36:39.039
an anime moment. Lucius had seen his attack coming,

01:36:39.119 --> 01:36:41.100
and rather than parrying or dodging it, he had

01:36:41.100 --> 01:36:43.060
chosen to show his brother just how effective

01:36:43.060 --> 01:36:45.600
the cut would have been by executing it himself

01:36:45.600 --> 01:36:50.479
flawlessly. Lucius then goes on, blah, blah,

01:36:50.500 --> 01:36:53.939
blah, to say, I rather liked the idea you had

01:36:53.939 --> 01:36:56.260
for me, my dear brother, since it doesn't seem

01:36:56.260 --> 01:36:57.939
that you'll be needing it. Do you mind if I can

01:36:57.939 --> 01:36:59.840
borrow it? And then he cuts his arms off and

01:36:59.840 --> 01:37:02.260
his tongue and then humiliates him, and it's

01:37:02.260 --> 01:37:04.439
awful, and it's awesome. Lucius is like, you

01:37:04.439 --> 01:37:10.579
know. Can I be a cheeky bitch? Always. I'd like

01:37:10.579 --> 01:37:14.899
to proper two cool moments. One's very brief.

01:37:15.039 --> 01:37:17.420
One's kind of not as brief. It's still brief,

01:37:17.539 --> 01:37:21.439
but it's not as brief. So I've been doing my

01:37:21.439 --> 01:37:23.539
research for Devastation of Baal. There's one

01:37:23.539 --> 01:37:25.840
where the flesh terrors are fighting on this

01:37:25.840 --> 01:37:30.520
chaos -infested world. And they have a custom

01:37:30.520 --> 01:37:35.029
of... And sometimes the people who are native

01:37:35.029 --> 01:37:37.649
to, I think it's Cretacea, which is the flesh

01:37:37.649 --> 01:37:40.609
terror's home world, cut out their tongues so

01:37:40.609 --> 01:37:43.109
that they can't spill secrets. And there's a

01:37:43.109 --> 01:37:47.090
bit where Seth and his men and Apollos, High

01:37:47.090 --> 01:37:48.630
Chapel and Apollos, et cetera, are like, oh,

01:37:48.649 --> 01:37:51.149
we've done this deployment and one of these captains

01:37:51.149 --> 01:37:53.630
is going to attack. And the captain is flawless.

01:37:53.869 --> 01:37:55.810
He's doing his job. He's doing it great. And

01:37:55.810 --> 01:37:58.329
then Seth was like, oh, no, Baal's under attack.

01:37:58.449 --> 01:38:00.329
We have to withdraw all our men without haste

01:38:00.329 --> 01:38:03.220
and we can't recover these men. And the captain's

01:38:03.220 --> 01:38:06.039
like, sir, we've taken the artillery positions.

01:38:06.079 --> 01:38:10.279
Like we've got to go die. Well, without a moment's

01:38:10.279 --> 01:38:12.939
hesitation, he's like affirmative. I'm going

01:38:12.939 --> 01:38:16.779
to go out being a cheeky boy. And so his last

01:38:16.779 --> 01:38:18.819
thing is he tells his man like, Hey, cause as

01:38:18.819 --> 01:38:20.979
much havoc as you can. And then it gives them

01:38:20.979 --> 01:38:23.199
his stuff. And then it cuts out his own tongue

01:38:23.199 --> 01:38:27.359
and then starts like red first black raging against

01:38:27.359 --> 01:38:30.579
the chaos. I thought that was cool of like, Not

01:38:30.579 --> 01:38:33.539
a hesitation in him. Not a moment of like, why

01:38:33.539 --> 01:38:36.140
are you abandoning me? He's like, understandable.

01:38:36.420 --> 01:38:40.600
Have a good day. That's how the flesh terrors

01:38:40.600 --> 01:38:43.479
do. The other one I wanted to mention is a bit

01:38:43.479 --> 01:38:45.960
out of left field for me. I want to talk about

01:38:45.960 --> 01:38:50.659
Age of Sigmar. Oh my god. It's a new era. What's

01:38:50.659 --> 01:38:54.119
happening? So basically I saw the... hamilcar

01:38:54.119 --> 01:38:57.859
bear eater animation on warhammer tv and it's

01:38:57.859 --> 01:39:00.000
all like there's a big orc encampment it's going

01:39:00.000 --> 01:39:04.579
to destroy this entire city and so the sigma

01:39:04.579 --> 01:39:07.439
rights are like oh we'll just evacuate the populace

01:39:07.439 --> 01:39:10.619
blah blah and then hamilcar who's basically me

01:39:10.619 --> 01:39:13.619
it's just like don't worry about that it's me

01:39:13.619 --> 01:39:19.739
i'm hamilcar they're like who call back to the

01:39:19.739 --> 01:39:23.119
beginning of the episode guy in the galaxy. And

01:39:23.119 --> 01:39:25.439
it's all like, he just kind of walks in. It's

01:39:25.439 --> 01:39:29.239
like, oh, no, no, no, my good man. Take me to

01:39:29.239 --> 01:39:32.500
your leader. And he's all like, oh, by the way,

01:39:32.680 --> 01:39:37.260
I will duel one of your champions, and if I lose,

01:39:37.600 --> 01:39:41.020
you can take the city. He gets curb stomped.

01:39:41.100 --> 01:39:44.159
He's like, okay, okay, I yield, I yield. But

01:39:44.159 --> 01:39:48.300
if you win again, I'll give you all this and

01:39:48.300 --> 01:39:49.579
all that. And then eventually he gets a point.

01:39:49.600 --> 01:39:51.880
He's like, oh, um... Wait, wait, wait, wait,

01:39:51.880 --> 01:39:53.220
wait, wait, wait. Don't kill me. Don't kill me.

01:39:54.619 --> 01:39:58.239
If you beat me this time, I'll let you become

01:39:58.239 --> 01:40:01.020
Stormcast. And I'll teach you the secrets to

01:40:01.020 --> 01:40:03.439
being a Stormcast. And then you, Mr. Orc Man,

01:40:03.640 --> 01:40:07.000
can reforge your own units. And you can dominate

01:40:07.000 --> 01:40:11.500
everyone. And the Orc Warboss is like, oh, actually,

01:40:11.560 --> 01:40:13.119
that's quite good. And he's been just like, this

01:40:13.119 --> 01:40:15.579
guy's an idiot. This guy's a fool. That's why

01:40:15.579 --> 01:40:21.619
I very much am like, that's me. It's me. um and

01:40:21.619 --> 01:40:24.119
then it's like okay stupid ass i've seen you

01:40:24.119 --> 01:40:25.859
getting beaten by three of my minions you're

01:40:25.859 --> 01:40:30.899
no match for me um and they have a fight and

01:40:30.899 --> 01:40:33.399
then hammer car is literally like hey sigma i

01:40:33.399 --> 01:40:35.500
know you're watching do you really want me to

01:40:35.500 --> 01:40:37.800
give up the secrets to reforging and then there's

01:40:37.800 --> 01:40:40.180
like a thunder cracker of like you silly goober

01:40:40.180 --> 01:40:42.939
and you're like thought so and then he just harnesses

01:40:42.939 --> 01:40:45.920
lightning and he kills the orc war boss and he's

01:40:45.920 --> 01:40:49.029
like great i'm in charge of the of the orc horde

01:40:49.029 --> 01:40:51.930
now and he sits on the phone he's like this isn't

01:40:51.930 --> 01:40:55.729
really my style by the way um i'll teach i'll

01:40:55.729 --> 01:40:58.289
do your deal i don't really want to rule you

01:40:58.289 --> 01:41:01.050
guys but if you sorted out amongst yourselves

01:41:01.050 --> 01:41:04.710
whoever survives i'll teach you how to do soulforging,

01:41:04.829 --> 01:41:07.590
and then you can be the next warboss. And so

01:41:07.590 --> 01:41:10.250
the orcs kill themselves, and the stormcasts

01:41:10.250 --> 01:41:13.250
don't have to do anything, and then even though

01:41:13.250 --> 01:41:15.310
he's bludgeoned and bruised all over his face,

01:41:15.329 --> 01:41:17.689
he's got a big bulging eye, he just has an apple

01:41:17.689 --> 01:41:21.090
under a tree with his griffon. That's aura farming.

01:41:22.229 --> 01:41:25.989
Never underestimate the jester. Not quite Lucas

01:41:25.989 --> 01:41:30.189
the Trickster. I love a bear eater. That's fun

01:41:30.189 --> 01:41:33.079
times. His novel is good too. I like that one.

01:41:34.439 --> 01:41:39.020
I'll pick one. Colin can round out. I'm really,

01:41:39.039 --> 01:41:41.279
I might be a greedy bitch as well. I Andy. So

01:41:41.279 --> 01:41:43.939
there's two. I really, I've mentioned one kind

01:41:43.939 --> 01:41:46.119
of not long ago in an episode, which was the,

01:41:46.140 --> 01:41:48.939
they're both seizure terror ones. Of course they

01:41:48.939 --> 01:41:52.140
are. Cause I'm obsessed with that series. It

01:41:52.140 --> 01:41:56.100
is the saturnine or not the saturnine gambit

01:41:56.100 --> 01:42:00.760
itself. even though that is cool. It is Mr. Cadwalder's

01:42:00.760 --> 01:42:05.300
death. It is the son of Dawn who, at the Eternity

01:42:05.300 --> 01:42:08.359
spaceport, he stands on a bridge with a few of

01:42:08.359 --> 01:42:11.880
the other Imperial fists, and he just says, I

01:42:11.880 --> 01:42:15.159
ain't moving. And then the world, he just starts

01:42:15.159 --> 01:42:18.279
streaming towards him and cultists. He kills,

01:42:18.439 --> 01:42:21.380
he slices. It goes on for quite, like, a long

01:42:21.380 --> 01:42:24.760
scene where he ends up just, like, he kills and

01:42:24.760 --> 01:42:28.130
his... he's so badly wounded but he's not taken

01:42:28.130 --> 01:42:32.109
a single step and the whole scene keeps building

01:42:32.109 --> 01:42:35.069
where it just says he slashes he kills he fights

01:42:35.069 --> 01:42:38.289
in dawn's name he and then he like he bludgeons

01:42:38.289 --> 01:42:40.390
he shoves a grenade down someone's throat in

01:42:40.390 --> 01:42:44.010
dawn's name he like he he takes a blade you know

01:42:44.010 --> 01:42:46.890
through his primary heart but he stands up and

01:42:46.890 --> 01:42:49.689
rams another one into the other one guy in his

01:42:49.689 --> 01:42:52.069
lord's name and the scene keeps building and

01:42:52.069 --> 01:42:53.250
building and building and he basically ends up

01:42:53.250 --> 01:42:57.149
dying on his feet He died standing up, but he

01:42:57.149 --> 01:42:59.470
never took one single step back and he killed

01:42:59.470 --> 01:43:03.470
like at least 13 or 14 world eaters, obviously

01:43:03.470 --> 01:43:06.770
empowered by corn at the time. Cause he's just

01:43:06.770 --> 01:43:11.130
that good, you know, good old Dawn's sons. The,

01:43:11.250 --> 01:43:14.670
I do think this might be other than the web way

01:43:14.670 --> 01:43:21.329
one wall from earlier when everyone is it's ending

01:43:21.329 --> 01:43:24.930
the death of volume two, when. when the word

01:43:24.930 --> 01:43:29.569
bearers are running, they're running away because

01:43:29.569 --> 01:43:32.869
they're scared and they're running away from

01:43:32.869 --> 01:43:35.369
what they think is the dark king. And they're

01:43:35.369 --> 01:43:38.069
like, basically everyone in this like weird,

01:43:38.170 --> 01:43:40.869
like clash together realm of like terror, the

01:43:40.869 --> 01:43:45.069
warp and the vengeful spirit. There's like this,

01:43:45.069 --> 01:43:47.829
there's this radiating energy of like, it is

01:43:47.829 --> 01:43:51.289
utterly terrifying to be near. Turns out it's

01:43:51.289 --> 01:43:53.880
the emperor. uh just because he keeps sucking

01:43:53.880 --> 01:43:56.060
in more and more war power to the point in which

01:43:56.060 --> 01:43:59.560
the word bearers go that's more scary than the

01:43:59.560 --> 01:44:03.000
dark gods and so they end up just like everyone

01:44:03.000 --> 01:44:05.039
who goes near him is like running away whilst

01:44:05.039 --> 01:44:08.500
he just like breaks the entire realm uh pretty

01:44:08.500 --> 01:44:11.640
terrifying even sigismund and calm when they

01:44:11.640 --> 01:44:15.159
have that exchange khan is all like oh i used

01:44:15.159 --> 01:44:18.359
to know sigismund as this valiant warrior and

01:44:18.359 --> 01:44:21.100
now he's just like a void this is he's just like

01:44:21.560 --> 01:44:25.100
He doesn't have values. He doesn't have like,

01:44:25.119 --> 01:44:30.100
he's just like, he's just, he's just a vacuum

01:44:30.100 --> 01:44:33.840
of all emotion. And that terrifies Khan during

01:44:33.840 --> 01:44:35.739
the siege of terror. It was just like, is this

01:44:35.739 --> 01:44:38.659
what we'll be fighting in the future? These Templars

01:44:38.659 --> 01:44:40.680
who are just like, I think Eli mentioned that

01:44:40.680 --> 01:44:43.859
one earlier as well. I think, did Eli mention

01:44:43.859 --> 01:44:45.960
that one as well? I think my siege terror just

01:44:45.960 --> 01:44:49.859
has like all of the best. I think as a series.

01:44:50.430 --> 01:44:52.670
The Sea of Terror series might be the best, like,

01:44:52.689 --> 01:44:55.850
I guess, quote -unquote series of, like, books.

01:44:55.989 --> 01:44:57.390
Because there's only a few of them that are,

01:44:57.470 --> 01:45:01.449
like, mid. None of them are bad. But, like, that's

01:45:01.449 --> 01:45:03.409
a pretty... And then, I guess, to be fair, it

01:45:03.409 --> 01:45:05.189
would torture Eli and Colin if they had to read

01:45:05.189 --> 01:45:09.229
it. But it is pretty important, though. It has

01:45:09.229 --> 01:45:11.510
some of the coolest stuff in Warhammer, though.

01:45:11.930 --> 01:45:14.630
It is, like... Because they just go crazy. And

01:45:14.630 --> 01:45:16.890
it's, like, it is, like, a one really long episode

01:45:16.890 --> 01:45:21.300
of, you know, Helm's Deep. essentially, so I

01:45:21.300 --> 01:45:25.420
enjoy it. Colin, round us out, maybe. What have

01:45:25.420 --> 01:45:28.260
you got? You see, framing this one as aura farming

01:45:28.260 --> 01:45:31.739
might need some work. However, it is in the same

01:45:31.739 --> 01:45:35.319
vein as Cato Sicarius, you know, planting his

01:45:35.319 --> 01:45:39.899
foot through a towel water chest. Yes. This is

01:45:39.899 --> 01:45:42.220
Malekith. He's not the true Phoenix King, you

01:45:42.220 --> 01:45:45.939
shitty lie. True Phoenix King. He is very cool.

01:45:46.520 --> 01:45:51.300
He is Dark Elf Darth Vader. And it was, this

01:45:51.300 --> 01:45:54.180
is a very short and simple. The nice way to put

01:45:54.180 --> 01:45:57.460
this is that Malekith was fighting an evil sorceress

01:45:57.460 --> 01:46:01.939
and came out on top. You know, let's say he's

01:46:01.939 --> 01:46:03.880
evil, but he's fighting someone even eviler.

01:46:03.939 --> 01:46:08.039
So that's a win. The, you know, and he's Malekith.

01:46:08.159 --> 01:46:09.840
His armor helps him against sorceress attacks.

01:46:10.119 --> 01:46:13.100
He's his own quite powerful wizard as well. He

01:46:13.100 --> 01:46:15.920
is the Witch King, not of Angmar, of Naggaroth.

01:46:17.479 --> 01:46:19.699
Quite the powerful foe, and he bested another

01:46:19.699 --> 01:46:23.479
ancient powerful foe, this sorceress who has

01:46:23.479 --> 01:46:26.460
lived since the dawn of the elves' history. To

01:46:26.460 --> 01:46:29.060
put this in perhaps the less aura -farming context,

01:46:29.539 --> 01:46:32.500
he looked at his mother, said, I learned this

01:46:32.500 --> 01:46:36.199
from my father, and then backhanded her. Wow.

01:46:36.279 --> 01:46:40.420
Wow. That is crazy. I didn't know we were ending

01:46:40.420 --> 01:46:47.060
with a domestic. That's crazy. Shout out to Malek.

01:46:49.269 --> 01:46:52.930
Wow. Colin needs a new symbol in our Discord

01:46:52.930 --> 01:46:56.489
for whatever that is. Hashtag domestic. Domestic

01:46:56.489 --> 01:47:01.300
violence symbol. Oh my gosh. Wow. Any last donations,

01:47:01.399 --> 01:47:08.000
Andy? There are. Tom Warren, 558045. That road

01:47:08.000 --> 01:47:10.500
of skulls reminds me of the Serpent Queen, which

01:47:10.500 --> 01:47:12.960
in turn reminds me of the favorite son of heaven,

01:47:13.100 --> 01:47:16.020
Antar. His aura farming deserves mention. Who

01:47:16.020 --> 01:47:19.520
am Antar? I don't think I know this one. Is that

01:47:19.520 --> 01:47:24.750
an elf? All right. I'm unsure. Let me double

01:47:24.750 --> 01:47:27.890
check. Oh, dude, no, never mind. Antar. Oh, I

01:47:27.890 --> 01:47:31.750
love that guy. I like how the minute the light

01:47:31.750 --> 01:47:34.829
hit your face, it was like you were instantly

01:47:34.829 --> 01:47:38.010
elucidated. He's this super bombastic tomb king

01:47:38.010 --> 01:47:41.409
who spends a lot of time talking about the shapeliness

01:47:41.409 --> 01:47:45.590
of his concubine's bones. They don't have skin

01:47:45.590 --> 01:47:48.270
anymore. I gotta be honest. I thought you were

01:47:48.270 --> 01:47:52.590
going to say the shapeliness of his cock. He's

01:47:52.590 --> 01:47:55.550
great. He spends the entire book being just like

01:47:55.550 --> 01:47:59.590
braggadocious, fun little goober. But he is a

01:47:59.590 --> 01:48:01.810
tomb king. Even as a skeleton, he's like seven

01:48:01.810 --> 01:48:05.590
feet tall. So he's doing good work. Even though

01:48:05.590 --> 01:48:08.850
I don't got any skin in the game. I still got

01:48:08.850 --> 01:48:11.890
the bone. He doesn't have meat, but he's still

01:48:11.890 --> 01:48:17.029
laying pipe. Wow. Monkey Man USA for five bucks.

01:48:17.350 --> 01:48:20.869
Piccolo, my goat, will aura farm before getting

01:48:20.869 --> 01:48:23.810
stomped by the Big Bang. But he looks cooler

01:48:23.810 --> 01:48:28.689
than anyone before he gets his SP. And he's orange

01:48:28.689 --> 01:48:34.430
now. Yeah, poor Piccolo. He's orange now. Thank

01:48:34.430 --> 01:48:37.090
you for the five. Eli, did I dream this, or is

01:48:37.090 --> 01:48:40.260
there a book where, as Kalon... tackles lucius

01:48:40.260 --> 01:48:43.640
into the ocean off a platform i don't know it

01:48:43.640 --> 01:48:45.720
doesn't ring a bell personally but i haven't

01:48:45.720 --> 01:48:48.500
read every single lucius book ever he's the sanguinary

01:48:48.500 --> 01:48:50.460
god in the horus yeah no it's like i'm trying

01:48:50.460 --> 01:48:53.760
to think what he he's no i don't think he has

01:48:53.760 --> 01:48:56.300
he met he hasn't done anything generally speaking

01:48:56.300 --> 01:48:59.739
blood angels have no law in horus heresy to the

01:48:59.739 --> 01:49:02.479
point where they're from she's terrible ron won't

01:49:02.479 --> 01:49:06.140
even say that but like i'm like what does ralderon

01:49:06.140 --> 01:49:09.340
do he chucks a night lord off a wall That's all

01:49:09.340 --> 01:49:13.340
he does. He's in several books, and he does nothing

01:49:13.340 --> 01:49:18.000
apart from, I'm here. I'm trying to think. He

01:49:18.000 --> 01:49:21.340
does quite a lot, I'm realizing. I'm thinking

01:49:21.340 --> 01:49:24.659
of the Imperial Fisk get loads of love, though.

01:49:25.300 --> 01:49:31.800
They should. Spooky kabuki. It's always a great

01:49:31.800 --> 01:49:35.529
name. Always a great name. For five bucks. Keep

01:49:35.529 --> 01:49:37.729
up the good work, gentlemen. The fact that this

01:49:37.729 --> 01:49:45.350
is good work is terrifying. Red said my Nostromo

01:49:45.350 --> 01:49:47.869
accent was terrible, by the way. It broke my

01:49:47.869 --> 01:49:51.970
heart. It made me cry. Thank you very much, Red,

01:49:51.970 --> 01:49:53.890
for the $20. We always appreciate it. Thank you,

01:49:53.909 --> 01:50:04.130
man. I did not mention that. Wasn't he strapped

01:50:04.130 --> 01:50:05.970
to the front of it, if I remember correctly?

01:50:06.489 --> 01:50:08.970
Wasn't that, there's a whole thing of like, it's

01:50:08.970 --> 01:50:11.829
so big that it's a very menacing. And there's

01:50:11.829 --> 01:50:13.229
like a whole thing of like, I remember those

01:50:13.229 --> 01:50:16.449
books. They talk about the Imperial starship.

01:50:16.470 --> 01:50:19.310
They're like, Oh, this void craft, like the construction

01:50:19.310 --> 01:50:22.430
of the tip is made of like the bones of the deceased.

01:50:22.569 --> 01:50:25.090
And I was like, something about that book struck

01:50:25.090 --> 01:50:27.289
me. It was just like, Oh, they're like, we're

01:50:27.289 --> 01:50:30.270
interring the bones of our dead, which are thousands

01:50:30.270 --> 01:50:32.569
of years old into the prow of this ship. And

01:50:32.569 --> 01:50:34.470
we're going to blow it up anyways. And then they're

01:50:34.470 --> 01:50:36.800
being chased for a while. being chased and they're

01:50:36.800 --> 01:50:39.140
like oh from the perspective of the xenos the

01:50:39.140 --> 01:50:41.720
imperium is horrifying because like wait these

01:50:41.720 --> 01:50:45.100
barbarians strap bones to their prows and they're

01:50:45.100 --> 01:50:47.819
like really old and they're like oh this isn't

01:50:47.819 --> 01:50:50.340
this doesn't make sense for like construction

01:50:50.340 --> 01:50:52.619
of a boy a boy ship but they're like ah screw

01:50:52.619 --> 01:50:54.659
it we're the imperium it's like oh that's bad

01:50:55.260 --> 01:50:57.220
Red says he wasn't standing on top of it. I'm

01:50:57.220 --> 01:50:58.739
trying to remember the scene because I know this

01:50:58.739 --> 01:51:01.560
is around when he goes through reanimation. I

01:51:01.560 --> 01:51:03.800
can only vaguely remember it. That's a good book.

01:51:03.920 --> 01:51:06.699
Freaking Summon the Monoliths. That's the aura.

01:51:06.920 --> 01:51:09.899
This is the aura moment of all. Summon the Monoliths.

01:51:10.560 --> 01:51:14.520
I don't know what this means. Necrons have aura

01:51:14.520 --> 01:51:16.560
in general. They have Hekka. Hekka is literally

01:51:16.560 --> 01:51:21.619
aura, bro. It's Hekka good. Remember the seven

01:51:21.619 --> 01:51:24.119
months. Thank you, man. Andy would love watching

01:51:25.819 --> 01:51:30.939
Umasume. Umasume. Is that an anime? It's the

01:51:30.939 --> 01:51:34.479
stupid horse racing thing. Don't watch it. Don't

01:51:34.479 --> 01:51:40.260
watch it. Oh, no, I wouldn't. No, I'm not a horse.

01:51:40.439 --> 01:51:46.550
I'm not into horses. I didn't believe you. One

01:51:46.550 --> 01:51:49.590
set fist sleepy. Five. I won't jump into power

01:51:49.590 --> 01:51:51.350
scaling stuff since it ruined many character

01:51:51.350 --> 01:51:54.229
discussion, but if Aura Farming has a power level,

01:51:54.409 --> 01:51:56.630
Piccolo would have the highest. Again, real,

01:51:56.789 --> 01:52:03.789
real. He's Piccolo. And the last one from Big

01:52:03.789 --> 01:52:07.090
Ben for two. The one who started it all. Colin,

01:52:07.109 --> 01:52:11.470
join this one. Of course, of course. Big Ben

01:52:11.470 --> 01:52:16.369
0 -1 -0 with the two. Photon, Sun Eaterships,

01:52:16.430 --> 01:52:21.569
Pure Aura. He's correct. Thank you. I had to

01:52:21.569 --> 01:52:23.250
say the full thing again. I wanted to really

01:52:23.250 --> 01:52:29.750
put the stank on it. Really crank it out. I think

01:52:29.750 --> 01:52:31.409
though, again, hopefully everyone has enjoyed

01:52:31.409 --> 01:52:35.310
this episode of farming moments. We've chucked

01:52:35.310 --> 01:52:37.869
in a few ourselves and as always, please do join

01:52:37.869 --> 01:52:40.489
the discord. If you want to see the unedited

01:52:40.489 --> 01:52:42.489
live stream versions where it's got our faces

01:52:42.489 --> 01:52:44.109
on it, but for all the people who enjoyed the

01:52:44.109 --> 01:52:47.920
video. Again, like, subscribe. We do have Spotify,

01:52:48.420 --> 01:52:52.920
all that good stuff. And hopefully we'll catch

01:52:52.920 --> 01:52:56.619
you guys on some regular pods and tier lists

01:52:56.619 --> 01:53:00.020
and all of our listen, don't judge, all that

01:53:00.020 --> 01:53:03.340
good stuff. And bear in mind that next week we

01:53:03.340 --> 01:53:06.020
will not be here because I'm away and Hal's away.

01:53:07.770 --> 01:53:10.149
I would like to say that we are launching a new

01:53:10.149 --> 01:53:13.310
series of videos, a brand new series next week.

01:53:13.770 --> 01:53:17.449
And it's done. It's ready to go. So keep an eye

01:53:17.449 --> 01:53:19.970
out next week. It's not the docking one. It's

01:53:19.970 --> 01:53:22.250
chaotic. I'm sorry. It's not that. It's not that.

01:53:22.310 --> 01:53:25.729
No, never. No one would pay to see that. We'd

01:53:25.729 --> 01:53:29.510
be paid not to do that. Yeah. I hope you guys

01:53:29.510 --> 01:53:31.789
all enjoyed, though. And we'll see you guys in

01:53:31.789 --> 01:53:34.350
the next one. Peace. Bye -bye. Love you.