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hello ladies and gentlemen boys and girls it

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is law crimes hello everyone welcome back people

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uh we have huge news for you but hal's news is

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much more important oh we were just talking about

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colin's diarrhea to be fair oh dude well now

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that we're live let me tell there was one time

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it was so like bad dude can you wait one second

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we literally have such an important thing to

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say which is uh first of all welcome everybody

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uh it is another episode of the podcast it is

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obviously your boys hal colin eli and andy but

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uh for the live audience they won't notice anything

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different but for the uh later when this video

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well when this goes up as a video there'll be

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a few changes uh they might see that we've resorted

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back to uh A lot of people said they preferred

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the older style of video in terms of pre -recorded

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stuff. So we're actually going to do both. So

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for the guys watching this later, enjoy this

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beautiful video format. Back to the old classic.

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Got our characters, gameplay footage, artwork,

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all that good stuff going up. But for all you

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amazing people who show up every week to the

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live stuff, you can still have the live version

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with our, as I said in our announcement on our

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Discord, our lovely receding hairlines visible.

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But for today's episode, it's going to be a bit

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of a, you know, again, normal live. And if you

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want to catch the... unedited live version with

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all the donations and all the chat stuff in it

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you can go join our discord and it's just going

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to be linked there right you know still on youtube

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but just linked there nice easy to access but

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for the people who like the video stuff we're

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going to go back to that i think not everyone

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preferred all the uh donations and all the parts

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that delay the law that one's just gonna be straight

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up law straight up good chats all that good stuff

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but the live guys you get exactly what you want

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so hopefully we've been we basically everyone's

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going to get what they want and hopefully guys

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you enjoy that uh today's episode though is going

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to be well first of all it is about necrons we

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have some cool door we're going to just we we've

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got a collection of four people here who know

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a ridiculous amount of useless warhammer lore

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and you know we can't use it anywhere else but

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we've got we want to tell you things about the

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necrons that not everybody is going to know we're

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going to start with the basics of course but

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we're going to Eli's going to guide us through

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this one on his ridiculous, I think, 44 -page

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note, ridiculous deep dive into maybe parts of

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the lore that you didn't know, or maybe it's

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probably the most interesting parts about Necrons.

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But before we do that, Colin, will you please

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finish your diarrhea story? See, the funny thing

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was the other important news I was going to say

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was just you should play EU5. Well, I read this

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before you brought up that. But no, since you've

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now put it on me, there was one time I took a

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courtesy wipe. It was so bad. Like, it was coming

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down the side of the bowl. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro.

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I took a courtesy wipe. Look at this man. Gentlemen,

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it gets worse. Oh, no. Is that why you're pleading

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the fifth? No, no. I'm pleading the opposite.

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I did a little courtesy wipe on my nuts. Bro!

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Necrons, everyone. Yeah, what a fun topic that

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we're going to get swiftly into. We're leaving

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this in the cut, by the way. We apologize for

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this chat. We don't have to leave this in the

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cut. We don't have to leave this in the cut.

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The man can't come back from that. That's on

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the internet. But today we are going to talk

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about something where hopefully... a race of

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beings will avoid but avoid ever having the problems

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of flesh the necrons hate poo by the way poo

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is one of like the top 10 things that they hate

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unironically there's there's something they don't

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tell you and i'll say eli please save us please

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guide us into the uh the necron law again let's

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go through some basics but here's some stuff

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you guys might not be able to get from just regular

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sort of law videos we're going to go to a few

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things that we find particularly very interesting

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go ahead take it take us away from the poop please

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well levi gar says literally first time i came

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to a live episode this is what this is what we

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bring to the table this is what brings to the

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table okay let's go over the go over the basics

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go over the basics and then we'll cover some

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of these pre -stream donations i think uh but

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As we all know, the Necrons are the oldest race

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in Warhammer 40 ,000, originating from over 60

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million years ago. They were once the Necron

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-tier people. These were odd people, but they

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were somewhat similar to humankind, more like

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Egyptian humankind, but on a spaceboard scale.

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On their original planet, they had a sun that

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was not very nice, very radiating sun. And it

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was causing them cancers and tumors and short

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life in general. So life was very short for these

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people. They died generally a pretty painful,

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agonizing death from cancer like every single

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time without fail. But despite this, they were

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able to kind of advance their technology a little

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bit and eventually reach to the stars in some

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living metal ships called Necrodermis. I guess

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we'll go over that a little bit more later. Despite...

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Leaving their planets, leaving their home world,

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the cancerous tumor DNA was so ingrained within

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them that it continued throughout their entire

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existence. They just couldn't get away from this.

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And lifespan did increase. They did find scientific

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ways to increase lifespan. Being on different

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planets did increase lifespan. But they were

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still dying from tumors. Now, the other oldest

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race around, perhaps older than the Necron tier

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even, I suppose, are the old ones. so -called

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gods, perhaps creators of the universe in Warhammer.

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They discovered the Necronteer, and the Necronteer

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discovered the Old Ones. They saw that the Old

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Ones were immoral. They had the keys to immortality.

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The Necronteer asked very politely, can we please

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have immortality? Can we please stop dying from

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cancer? And can we live past the ripe old age

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of 35? And these old ones, the lizardmen, the

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fat fellow lizardmen, the slan, pretty much,

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said, No! Not for the likes of you! Get over

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yourselves, warm bloods. Hey, disgusting Necron

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tier, get away from me. That's true, we're about

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to lose Andy, man. R .I .P., man. Yeah, I was

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going to say, I'm on my way out if I'm a Necron

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tier. My last years were. God bless, soldier.

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There's no actual... There's no actual recorded

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amount of time that the Necronteer were living

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as. We just kind of have to assume that it was

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very short. But of course, it would eventually

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get pretty long. But regardless, they're comparing

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themselves to an immortal being, that being the

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Old Ones. The Old Ones say no. The Necronteer

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get really angry. The dynasties, for there are

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dynasties, kind of unite together at this time

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and fight a war against the Old Ones. And they

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get... absolutely obliterated, backhanded to

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the corner of the galaxy where they just continue

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to wither and die away. And it is this time,

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around this time, that they meet what are called

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the Catan, the kind of beings that were around

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the same time as the old ones, these odd primordial

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beings that are part of the universe itself,

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these weird dust cloud space entities that are

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eating stars. The Necrons eventually make contact

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with them and they build these necrodermis bodies

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for this Catan to inhabit. The Catan then say,

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we know about the Old Ones, and we fought them

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before, and they're our ancient enemies, and

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we also hate them. And we also know how to make

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you immortal. So, the Catan strike a deal with

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the Necronteer, and they teach them how to be

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immortal in exchange for aid in fighting the

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Old Ones, and being kind of brought back into

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a physical form, you could say. This is where

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biotransference happens. The Catan send all the

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Necron people through biotransference. Their

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flesh and bones and blood are removed away through

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these flames, and they are replaced with bodies

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of Necrodermis, again, living metal. They are

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undeniably powerful, extremely, extremely tough,

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extremely durable. They are truly immortal now.

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But unfortunately, it comes with the catch of

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the Catan eating all of their souls, supposedly.

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The commoners lose all consciousness as... You

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can move up in the hierarchy of Necron tier society.

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You have more and more consciousness, more and

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more sophisticated minds. So the nobility generally

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keeps their consciousness. Some might even say

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they keep their souls. Perhaps. It's hard to

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tell. Well, again, the commoners lose everything.

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The Silence King, at the time, Zarek, is given

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control over all of his people. And they march

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to war. They march to war like Isengard from

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the cool scene. They obliterate the old ones.

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as the old ones deserve. The Necrons are taught

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how to answer the webway by Neanderthal, one

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of the Catan. And from here on out, there's the

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biggest war literally ever called the War in

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Heaven. This is fought by the old ones and their

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creations, the Krook and the Eldar. Colin, would

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you like to speak about the War in Heaven for

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a little bit? Of course. The War in Heaven is,

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well, I mean, like you said, it's the biggest

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war ever. the no they made the crook yeah they

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so when you know they declared war on the old

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ones the necron the now necrons that is they

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the old ones were things it wasn't great and

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i'm just going to say it wasn't great they uh

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they were a little outmatched between against

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the newfound might of these metallic beings so

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they started making races and or uplifting them

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uh To my knowledge, I know the Krook were artificially

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made. I feel like every time I read Eldar lore,

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it like wavers back and forth. Maybe they were

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uplifted. Maybe they were created. Maybe some

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secret third thing, especially once you start

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talking about their gods. But that's the end

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result is the ancient Eldar were helping the

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old ones with their own psychic might. A little

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bit less than the old ones, but there was a whole

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lot more Eldar than the old ones. So kind of

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balanced out. And it was the most horrific war

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there was. It essentially, to go down the line,

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it was so bad that it would create chaos because

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of all the death that happened here. And the

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Horus Heresy would be a rounding error compared

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to your average war in heaven battle. Deploy

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the stupid GigaChad music or whatever for how

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destructive these conflicts were. I mean, to

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be fair, we could even say like... As much as

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the Horus Heresy is a decade -long war, this

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is the time span from which the Necrotear dying

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and becoming the Necrons to the actual end in

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the Warheaven is completely unknown. It could

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have been hundreds of thousands to millions to...

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It's impossible to fathom, basically. It's impossible

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to fathom how gargantuan this conflict is. I

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think the closest thing to a hint there's ever

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been given is that... the reason there was extinction

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events on earth you know 65 million years ago

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with the dinosaurs was the war in heaven i feel

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like i read that somewhere but that that that

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was like so i that was i feel like five years

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ago i read that don't quote me on that exactly

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either way it's like next level horrific tragedy

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uh the old ones influence becomes you know going

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just very much on the way out they start kind

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of like they did in fantasy they just start throwing

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shit at the wall and seeing what sticks just

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to try and survive although whereas in fantasy

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it was an effort to stop chaos in 40k it was

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more of an effort to not get obliterated by necrons

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which is why we have the jacaro and the funny

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monkey men uh because yes the old ones did create

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the uh create the orangutans we gotta love we

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love to see it though What a weird choice, though,

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to be fair. What a weird... They deserve an episode.

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What are we going to talk about? They're good

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at tech. They're monkey. They could be part of

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an episode. They could be an own segment. A segment,

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not a full one. Monkey. I think it was said there,

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like, during the War in Heaven, the Necrons fought

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entire races of Xenos -slash -aliens that is

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lost to time now. It's in the same vein as when

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Imperium lore is like, there used to be many

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alien species in this sector. Used to. It's like,

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yes, there used to be many more creations of

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the Old Ones alongside the Eldar and the Kroak.

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Used to. They all were... murdered by the necrons

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uh so it's it's one of those things there's very

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little lore on it but the scale of it is something

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that was is just has not been seen and will probably

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never be seen again in the setting uh because

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of just how horrific it was uh the end result

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however was eventually kegarek shout out to the

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clown god he's a real one convince some Ignore

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that diabetes for a moment. I will fix that shortly.

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Convinced some of the Catan to eat the rest of

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the Catan. Like, hey, if you devour their energy,

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you'll be one hell of a Catan. You'll be very

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strong. Wasn't necessarily lying with that. He

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was kind of underplaying how it would then be

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like one versus a galaxy for the super Catan

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that are left. And also, in the meantime, the

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silent king was doing his own scheming in the

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background. Is this crouching into Hal's territory?

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You can say it if you want to. I'll talk later.

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I'll get for the rest of this stuff. Outside

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of internal politics was Kegorak doing a funny...

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The various other super beings of the galaxy

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were taking on the Catan. Kane shattered the

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Nightbringer, I know that. There was no Necrons

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involved in that one. That was Kane. It was the

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only win he's ever gotten in 40k. And slowly

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but surely, in part because of what Hal will

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be talking about, the Eldar, the Krook, the old

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one, what old ones were left? There was like

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five at this point. managed to start pushing

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the Necron tier back. And then eventually, as

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I said, as I started to say, the Silent King

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had his own plan, which I understand. Will that

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be Hal? I understand. Hal will cover the Silent

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King in general. I can keep talking from here.

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This is the beginner section, as one may say,

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I suppose. How did I get Robotent to do the beginner

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and the expert section? What the heck? What's

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going on? You love it. Don't lie. Well. yes creates

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40 page script upset he has to talk uh don't

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worry like 20 of those are character notes we

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won't go over all we won't be here for eight

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hours uh but anywho what did where did we just

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leave off uh it's the end of the war in heaven

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we won the war in heaven we won the war in heaven

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the eternal empire won the war in heaven uh as

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you can see i wore my eternal love My Twilight

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shirt. War in Heaven is like the Vietnam equivalent

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for Warhammer. I was like, who won? What do you

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mean? It was a definite winner. It was a definite

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win, but we had a nap -nap. Andy, that one, I

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don't know about that one. I think, explain it.

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I don't know. This is... Nah. Nah. Slightly get

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into terms, which is more for the parts that

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some people may not know, which is a bit for

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later. But the Necrons were doing so well in

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the war in heaven, because first of all, they're

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completely mindless and they serve the Silent

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King and the Catan and all that stuff. But there's

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also the fact that the Catans start civil warring,

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like Colin said. So they were winning the war

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so well. that they had time to fight each other

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and then so the katana you know the katana are

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not very say like you probably can guess that

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they sacrificed an entire species uh you know

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to eat their souls they're probably not that

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concerned with eating each eating each other

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too so it was pretty bad at this point the galaxy

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is in a terrible terrible place yeah we we won

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the war in heaven The Necrons won the war in

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heaven. That's that. But afterwards, after the

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war in heaven, after these old ones have been

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hunted down and executed like Jedi, Zarek realizes,

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well, he realized already at the very beginning

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after biotransference, like the second he walked

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out, he realized that this was the worst mistake

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he has ever made and he doomed his entire people

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and he's like filled with unbelievable regret.

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So at the end of this war in heaven, The Catan

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are feasting. They're vulnerable. Zarek brings

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his people together, and they turn against the

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Catan, and they shatter them. Because the Catan

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are part of reality, they cannot be truly destroyed.

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All but one. Excuse me. All but one. One was

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truly destroyed, and it had dire consequences

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for reality itself. Only really for the Necrons,

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but there's probably some more lore that should

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go into that. I was going to say, did it? I don't

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know. Anyways, they destroy, they shatter the

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Catan into shards and they enslave these shards.

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And that's it. They go to sleep because after

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this, the Empire is kind of like, it sucks. Things

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just really suck. Everything, everyone is going

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extinct. The Necron Empire is pretty weak now

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after fighting the Catan and also winning the

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War in Heaven. And they foresee the rise and

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fall of the Eldar. In fact, Orc and the Diviner

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himself. is the one who exclaims it. He sees

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the rise and fall of the Eldar Empire, so they

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decide it is time for the Eldar to take control

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of the galaxy. We're going to let them do that

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because they're going to lose in the end of the

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day. So they go to sleep. The Great Sleep, they

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call it. It is Zarek's last command. He puts

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his people to sleep, and then he leaves into

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self -imposed exile for the next 60 million years.

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And that's that. The Necrons go to sleep for

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60 million years, and they have recently... just

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started waking up in the 41st millennium, sowing

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quite the terror and quite the havoc. The dynasties

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themselves are now kind of obviously waking up,

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but there's a lot of infighting. There's not

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a lot of unity in the empire, which we will kind

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of get into later. There's a lot of intrigue

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in Necron society. Some of them have very, very

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good goals, at least for their own people. Some

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of them are just power hungry. There's not much

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unity. A decent sect of the Necrons want to destroy

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all life entirely. And then another really big

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sect wants to return to flesh and kind of get

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their souls back. And a lot of them don't want

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to destroy all life because life is needed to

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enslave so that the Necrons can rule over the

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galaxy, which is a big reason why Zarek needs

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to destroy the Tyranids. So we're in the 41st

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Millennium. Not a lot of lore advances for the

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Necrons as anything, but what has advanced is

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the Silent Kings timeline. and i believe uh damnos

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damnos was one of the first battles against the

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necrons it was ultramarines versus necrons and

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uh necron sweep by the way necron sweep kato

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sicarius uh took an l i think the i think the

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very first like lore thing well they i mean i

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think there was some retconning they turned into

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the first thing after you know a battle report

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was sisters versus necrons one sister survived

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oh yeah yeah so now i did like um in the yanari

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second book where it's just like a necron in

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a big prison world just being like get off my

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lawn get off my lawn and bring this chaos stuff

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with you get it out of here get out of here let

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the rain go yeah uh so that's pretty much the

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basic rundown of the necrons there's really i

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don't think i need to add any more of that but

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we're going to go all the way back to the start

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now and uh redo everything in a very detailed

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sense uh Before we do that, we would like to

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address the donations for the live segment, boys.

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Thank you so much. I think we have some interesting

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comments, especially since Colin's poo chat.

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I'll start us off then with a few. DonkeymanUSA

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for two. Stream later to how sodomizing synoptics

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work. Pretty much. Shalaxy's insulin -veined

00:21:34.680 --> 00:21:38.000
megalomaniacal cock of woe for 13 months of membership.

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Thank you very much. When can we get a LawCrime's

00:21:40.700 --> 00:21:44.059
big bukkake stream? See, this is the thing we

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were talking about, guys. The video people. Everyone's

00:21:48.180 --> 00:21:49.539
like, oh, I really want to learn about that.

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I'm like, why is that word in this whole video?

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Chicken jockey, but instead of the soggy biscuit.

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Nomias Chomsky for two. Hal, your gooning allegations

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are coming true. Thanks, brother. Appreciate

00:22:05.019 --> 00:22:11.180
that. Hyperbolic Backhole for two. Streamlager

00:22:11.180 --> 00:22:14.440
to Hal gousing his pariah next thing. Very nice.

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This is the last I'll say for now. Set for 499.

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Patrolling the live chat almost makes you wish

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for a nuclear winter. Yes, it does. Of course,

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Collins do husband oil the bouncing chaos style.

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Thank you, Erebus, for the $5. Crazy how this

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podcast can have simultaneously the best and

00:22:37.849 --> 00:22:40.529
most abysmal taste. Hope your prostates are doing

00:22:40.529 --> 00:22:43.470
okay. Happy birthday to you all. There's only

00:22:43.470 --> 00:22:46.690
a moderate amount when I wipe a blood, so don't

00:22:46.690 --> 00:22:50.150
worry about it. I haven't had to check yet. Okay.

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Thank you for the $1 .99. Eli, great Mr. Miyagi

00:22:55.630 --> 00:22:57.910
impression in Nightlord's video. Thank you. I'm

00:22:57.910 --> 00:23:00.150
trying my hardest to do an astronomer accent.

00:23:00.250 --> 00:23:02.589
It's very hard. Hell, if you don't give it a

00:23:02.589 --> 00:23:03.990
look, how do you know if you still got poop?

00:23:05.369 --> 00:23:06.829
When you're done wiping? I thought you meant

00:23:06.829 --> 00:23:12.630
the prostate. Oh, well, no. Is man's looking

00:23:12.630 --> 00:23:17.069
at his prostate? Looking? X -ray vision, sir.

00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:23.579
It's the sleeper button. Stealthy 47 for 5 bucks.

00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:27.319
The Necrons went to sleep for 65 million years

00:23:27.319 --> 00:23:30.819
just for GTA 6 to be delayed. I'm so waiting

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for that game to be mid. Yep, me too. So true,

00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:40.599
man. I still haven't played 4, 5, or 3. I've

00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:42.440
only played the newest one and I've barely even

00:23:42.440 --> 00:23:50.970
played it. GTA is not one for me. Sorry. I can't

00:23:50.970 --> 00:23:57.730
even say that word. Megalomaniacal. Megalomaniacal.

00:23:58.190 --> 00:24:01.730
You could just say megacock, yeah. For five Canadian

00:24:01.730 --> 00:24:05.049
brothers, a fellow ill man, I've had many a shit

00:24:05.049 --> 00:24:08.470
like this. Trauma can still give you IBS, gang.

00:24:08.569 --> 00:24:13.690
Like, stay tight, clenched. Flex that toe gutter,

00:24:13.690 --> 00:24:16.049
Andy. I'm so glad we're cutting these out of

00:24:16.049 --> 00:24:19.329
the video. I'm so glad. But thanks for showing

00:24:19.329 --> 00:24:21.470
up on Fridays, man. Appreciate it. Thank you.

00:24:22.269 --> 00:24:27.069
Oh my gosh. Thank you. Thank you very much. Eli

00:24:27.069 --> 00:24:29.869
looking like an old bino Ronnie Coleman from

00:24:29.869 --> 00:24:33.369
the neck down. Crazy. Is that a compliment? Yes,

00:24:33.369 --> 00:24:36.269
Ronnie Coleman's Mr. Olympia like seven times.

00:24:37.289 --> 00:24:41.450
Oh, Tiago Silva. Thank you for the R5. Great

00:24:41.450 --> 00:24:43.430
timing. Since I'm currently eating my lunch,

00:24:43.589 --> 00:24:45.690
y 'all's foreheads are looking quite lovely today.

00:24:46.130 --> 00:24:48.890
Bella's hi from a fan all the way from Brazil.

00:24:48.930 --> 00:24:51.049
Hello. Oh, thanks, man. Are you having a good

00:24:51.049 --> 00:24:54.809
day, brother? Thanks for coming. As a more, we

00:24:54.809 --> 00:24:59.130
have Zimcon for two bucks. Hey, guys. Love the

00:24:59.130 --> 00:25:01.430
vids. Praise the infinite empire. Praise be.

00:25:01.670 --> 00:25:04.250
Yes. Yes. Thank you, man. Thank you. Check this

00:25:04.250 --> 00:25:07.049
out. The ricotta. Check this out. Colin, would

00:25:07.049 --> 00:25:13.190
you like this one? Sure. Why not? Set with the

00:25:13.190 --> 00:25:15.549
five bucks. So you have chocolate smoothie on

00:25:15.549 --> 00:25:19.890
your marbles. First time. Wow. I know how set

00:25:19.890 --> 00:25:21.869
sounds, so I can hear his voice saying that too.

00:25:22.789 --> 00:25:26.549
Unbelievable, man. Look, it's slip space rupture

00:25:26.549 --> 00:25:31.309
detected. Break off, man. Tom Warren, member

00:25:31.309 --> 00:25:33.390
for 10 months. Imagine the shame from losing

00:25:33.390 --> 00:25:37.230
a war to fat frogs. They're magical fat frogs.

00:25:37.369 --> 00:25:41.609
They are wizards. It was literally like impoverished,

00:25:41.630 --> 00:25:46.450
starving panther child, fighting a god. And they're

00:25:46.450 --> 00:25:48.930
like, ribbity ribbity, get ready your skibbity.

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Do you want to tell us one, Andy? Get off my

00:25:52.809 --> 00:25:57.089
property. Nomius Chomsky for 20. Hey guys in

00:25:57.089 --> 00:26:00.660
chat, how y 'all doing? Colin, this is why some

00:26:00.660 --> 00:26:02.779
necrons don't want to be mortal again. And thank

00:26:02.779 --> 00:26:05.480
you, Andy, for dropping into Discord VC. I enjoyed

00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:07.319
our talk about Ironhands. This is why you guys

00:26:07.319 --> 00:26:10.700
are my favorite. I had a few drinks, and I think

00:26:10.700 --> 00:26:12.779
I went to bed at five in the morning because

00:26:12.779 --> 00:26:16.059
we were chatting about lore. It was fun. You

00:26:16.059 --> 00:26:18.920
guys all got the craziest. The Dank Apostle for

00:26:18.920 --> 00:26:22.400
the 35 Tsar. It was cool. GW need to complete

00:26:22.400 --> 00:26:25.200
the Catan foursome with the return of the Outsider,

00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:28.660
the most insane Catan imprisoned in a Dyson sphere.

00:26:29.119 --> 00:26:31.380
which even the Tyranids avoid. And that's right.

00:26:31.420 --> 00:26:35.400
That's right. That Dyson sphere. Hey, he makes

00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:39.599
hooves, doesn't he? Carson C, thank you for the

00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:42.759
$5. He wanted to say hi for catching you guys

00:26:42.759 --> 00:26:45.400
live again. Sorry. Thanks, man. Hey, he wanted

00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:47.140
to say hi for catching you guys live again. How

00:26:47.140 --> 00:26:49.440
are you enjoying the onset of the Canadian winter

00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:52.130
Eli greetings from Calgary? Oh, hello. uh maybe

00:26:52.130 --> 00:26:54.190
there's potentially might even met me in real

00:26:54.190 --> 00:26:56.630
life uh it's just started snowing around here

00:26:56.630 --> 00:26:58.289
so it's it's quite nice but it's like one degree

00:26:58.289 --> 00:27:00.490
outside so it's it's really nice because it's

00:27:00.490 --> 00:27:02.069
snowing but it's warm enough to like be outside

00:27:02.069 --> 00:27:04.970
and just like a hoodie or whatever and the snow

00:27:04.970 --> 00:27:09.769
melts so it's quite uh colin would you like to

00:27:09.769 --> 00:27:19.500
take this one Trazen's Custodes Collection Abs

00:27:19.500 --> 00:27:22.619
Polisher with a 500 RSD. Thank you. That's a

00:27:22.619 --> 00:27:26.259
name. Turning Colin into a Necron. Pros. No more

00:27:26.259 --> 00:27:30.539
instant alarms. No more poop stories. Triggered

00:27:30.539 --> 00:27:32.779
because he's the objectively cooler race than

00:27:32.779 --> 00:27:37.599
an elf. Untold, or cons. Untold millennia of

00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:43.140
my takes. Skill issue on your part? Fuck you.

00:27:44.059 --> 00:27:46.980
I can't believe this donation. Eli is most excessively

00:27:46.980 --> 00:27:48.900
hung for Tony and Sableboy. Thank you for the

00:27:48.900 --> 00:27:51.940
27 SEK. Eli, you're back. I can finally be hard

00:27:51.940 --> 00:27:55.819
again. Thanks. Horse emoji. Horse? We do it for

00:27:55.819 --> 00:27:59.500
the community. Oh, my God. War crimes only fans,

00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:02.259
I guess. Maybe that would feed families. Only

00:28:02.259 --> 00:28:07.910
crimes. There you go. Antonio Ranza for 20 bucks.

00:28:08.130 --> 00:28:09.849
Jesus, you guys are so generous. Thank you guys

00:28:09.849 --> 00:28:14.529
so much. Hello, boys. So a super weapon in the

00:28:14.529 --> 00:28:19.009
war in heavens is a gutling gun that shots star

00:28:19.009 --> 00:28:24.670
as ammo. Am I reading this right? Also, tomorrow

00:28:24.670 --> 00:28:29.150
I have a D &D game with a Transformers character.

00:28:29.490 --> 00:28:34.130
All hail Optimus Prime and Peter Cullen. He's

00:28:34.130 --> 00:28:36.819
getting old. Thank you. Thank you for that. Don't,

00:28:36.819 --> 00:28:39.519
don't Colin. I'm going to get sad. I don't, don't,

00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:40.819
don't bring up the possibility. He's going to

00:28:40.819 --> 00:28:42.900
die. He's going to be immortal. He'll be a Necron.

00:28:43.299 --> 00:28:48.299
I can't handle it. Transference baby. The dang

00:28:48.299 --> 00:28:51.160
apostle. Thank you for the 35 czar. Colin as

00:28:51.160 --> 00:28:53.299
a Necron would be funny as he would no longer

00:28:53.299 --> 00:28:55.839
need a pancreas, but he gets the flare curse,

00:28:55.980 --> 00:28:58.279
which would make him think he still needs one.

00:28:58.960 --> 00:29:01.380
True and real. That sounds miserable. Why would

00:29:01.380 --> 00:29:04.319
you put that on me? Before the stream, we were

00:29:04.319 --> 00:29:06.259
literally saying Colin would be a flayed one,

00:29:06.339 --> 00:29:07.779
but instead of skin, it's chili cheese dogs,

00:29:07.980 --> 00:29:09.279
because he was talking about how much he loves

00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:11.240
chili cheese dogs. I love chili cheese dogs.

00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:14.420
Look, I'm not a Sonic fan. I'm not into animals,

00:29:14.539 --> 00:29:16.940
but by God, chili cheese dogs are real. What

00:29:16.940 --> 00:29:20.839
about cheesesteak? Are you a big fan? I do love

00:29:20.839 --> 00:29:25.119
me a good chili cheese steak, too. Can we all

00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:28.519
get Sonic OC characters in the art section of

00:29:28.519 --> 00:29:30.599
the Discord, please? Can I be Big the Cat, please?

00:29:33.019 --> 00:29:35.039
Froggy! If you've never heard of this very fun

00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:38.180
internet game, just type your name, the Hedgehog,

00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:40.880
into Google and then you'll get horrible images.

00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:45.220
My Steam is Eli the Hedgehog. Yeah, it is. Mr.

00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:49.160
Taz for two bucks. Necrons, boop. Got your son.

00:29:49.400 --> 00:29:54.240
Oops, now it's gone. That is cute. Eli's most

00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:56.859
excessively hung Britannian stable boy for 27.

00:29:57.180 --> 00:29:59.839
Okay, what they don't, they want us to nose.

00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:05.160
Never you mind. Zarek's not on the list. Zarek's

00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:06.980
not on the list, I'll tell you that. He's the

00:30:06.980 --> 00:30:10.859
GOAT. Chaotic Noom, I think he's a resident artist.

00:30:12.000 --> 00:30:15.319
Five million bucks, thank you. I have so many

00:30:15.319 --> 00:30:18.980
questions right now. But also a Bukkake does

00:30:18.980 --> 00:30:21.940
sound hilarious. How does Necron Bukkake work?

00:30:22.380 --> 00:30:26.059
Also, good morning. Good morning to you. How

00:30:26.059 --> 00:30:30.240
to spend your breakfast listening to us idiots.

00:30:31.500 --> 00:30:33.519
It's a bit too early for Bukkake in the morning.

00:30:36.019 --> 00:30:39.359
Delta Crafter is now a member. Thank you very

00:30:39.359 --> 00:30:41.259
much, but what an episode to become a member.

00:30:42.019 --> 00:30:45.220
I like that name. That sounds like a Minecraft

00:30:45.220 --> 00:30:49.339
name from like 2015. I like that name. Reckonslong

00:30:49.339 --> 00:30:53.200
Pancreas has tumor with the $5 every time I see

00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:56.869
that. Calling it mugged, my pancreas is going

00:30:56.869 --> 00:30:59.750
to get cut in half, giving me two functioning

00:30:59.750 --> 00:31:04.900
tumor -covered pancreases. To your one non -fooks.

00:31:04.900 --> 00:31:10.119
I wish I wasn't losing that competition for a

00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:13.559
variety of reasons, sir. Get well. I just like

00:31:13.559 --> 00:31:15.980
the way it was phrased. It was like, ha ha, casual.

00:31:16.279 --> 00:31:20.079
I've got two, but here's the rub. Dude, he's

00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:22.980
going to come up and beat my ass with the Dark

00:31:22.980 --> 00:31:27.619
Souls door shield build. I was going to say,

00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:29.519
Colin, that's like a Dark Souls item description,

00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:31.920
that message, where it's just like split into

00:31:31.920 --> 00:31:34.079
two. It's like, yeah, oh, there's a backstory.

00:31:34.259 --> 00:31:36.599
I love it. All right, that's all the donations.

00:31:36.819 --> 00:31:39.559
Thank you very much, you guys. That was a lot

00:31:39.559 --> 00:31:42.779
of those. I really appreciate it. Right before

00:31:42.779 --> 00:31:44.920
we cut back in, I'm going to go grab myself another

00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:46.759
drink, because I've been coughing like General

00:31:46.759 --> 00:31:48.880
Grievous all day, and this is actually hell.

00:31:49.180 --> 00:31:51.259
It's a fine addition to his collection. Yeah,

00:31:51.339 --> 00:31:54.529
except the only addition is like... Phlegm, I'm

00:31:54.529 --> 00:31:58.009
coughing up. Are you saying to talk amongst ourselves

00:31:58.009 --> 00:32:02.410
until you come back? No, I'm just saying I will

00:32:02.410 --> 00:32:06.829
be right back. So the Necrons of current... We've

00:32:06.829 --> 00:32:09.930
done the basics of the Necrons, but Eli, you've

00:32:09.930 --> 00:32:12.789
got a lot of lore pieces that you want to bring

00:32:12.789 --> 00:32:16.029
that maybe the uninitiated might not be aware

00:32:16.029 --> 00:32:18.990
of. We're going to expand out the story to much

00:32:18.990 --> 00:32:21.650
more depth of the lore. Because the Necron lore...

00:32:22.140 --> 00:32:23.839
even though it's not necessarily a novel form

00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:25.519
it's some of the more interesting parts of all

00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:29.359
of warhammer i think many would agree perhaps

00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:32.339
two years from now we'll do another necrons episode

00:32:32.339 --> 00:32:34.839
and i'll just keep going for two hour prs and

00:32:34.839 --> 00:32:36.740
we'll have a five hour necron episode next year

00:32:36.740 --> 00:32:41.099
but this will be a fairly comprehensive overview

00:32:41.099 --> 00:32:44.099
of the necrons missing a few things i must regret

00:32:44.099 --> 00:32:46.400
as i've not read the most recent books and i've

00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:51.900
not re -read a few books recently but I've read

00:32:51.900 --> 00:32:54.079
pretty much every Necron book, except for the

00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:56.079
two new ones. I'm in the middle of one of them.

00:32:57.299 --> 00:32:59.720
Yeah, yeah. I think I've read every Necron book

00:32:59.720 --> 00:33:03.460
except for like one or two. So going back to

00:33:03.460 --> 00:33:07.380
the beginning, 60 million years ago. Now, as

00:33:07.380 --> 00:33:09.720
I said before, this was an Egyptian -esque society.

00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:13.259
There was very much so a hierarchy. But overall,

00:33:13.299 --> 00:33:15.079
the culture of the society, they were obsessed

00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:18.539
with death, extremely obsessed with death. Their

00:33:18.539 --> 00:33:21.569
short lifespans, obviously. played into this

00:33:21.569 --> 00:33:24.789
they lived in tombs literally they were basically

00:33:24.789 --> 00:33:27.869
just guests passing by in their short lifespans

00:33:27.869 --> 00:33:32.210
now they were more obsessed with legacy and building

00:33:32.210 --> 00:33:35.690
and then their actual lives realistically uh

00:33:35.690 --> 00:33:38.710
they used cubits and something called cat to

00:33:38.710 --> 00:33:40.569
measure i'm not sure how big a cat is or if a

00:33:40.569 --> 00:33:44.009
cat is real but a cubit is real uh it's about

00:33:44.009 --> 00:33:51.980
this big it's got a tail that goes now okay And

00:33:51.980 --> 00:33:53.920
after I go through this overview, I also have

00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:56.160
a bunch of bullet points of just facts that I'll

00:33:56.160 --> 00:33:58.019
list off for an hour. Maybe not an hour, but

00:33:58.019 --> 00:34:02.099
it'll be cool. Ancestor worship was very common.

00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:04.900
So was pain. So was the blight, which is what

00:34:04.900 --> 00:34:06.660
they called this cancerous issue that they all

00:34:06.660 --> 00:34:09.800
have. Every morning upon waking, you go through

00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:13.360
this rite. I cannot remember the gosh darn name.

00:34:13.500 --> 00:34:17.199
It sounds like asphyxiation, but it's not. But

00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:19.800
you go through this rite where you check your

00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:26.320
entire body. Is it excruciation? No. It might

00:34:26.320 --> 00:34:27.800
be somewhere else in these notes that we might

00:34:27.800 --> 00:34:30.119
find later. Every morning, these people go through

00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:32.320
this rite and they check their entire body for

00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:35.099
tumors and bumps and all that. The inevitable

00:34:35.099 --> 00:34:39.480
ones that will eventually show up. Now, as I

00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:41.820
said, ancestor worship was very common. They

00:34:41.820 --> 00:34:45.579
had a pantheon, but it was not really like...

00:34:46.300 --> 00:34:49.760
it was it's kind of not really that big of a

00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:52.019
deal to them it mattered it mattered but so did

00:34:52.019 --> 00:34:54.320
the ancestors and stuff uh is it the same way

00:34:54.320 --> 00:34:56.519
in which it's like there's a norse pantheon where

00:34:56.519 --> 00:35:01.159
they're more like grand beings rather than they

00:35:01.159 --> 00:35:03.280
actually think they need to they make offerings

00:35:03.280 --> 00:35:06.780
but they don't pray every single day yeah they

00:35:06.780 --> 00:35:09.780
also treated stars as all powerful beings and

00:35:09.780 --> 00:35:12.260
uh they pretty much believe that stars were sentient

00:35:12.260 --> 00:35:14.400
well they did believe that stars were sentient

00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:18.050
and that uh demons from these stars were causing

00:35:18.050 --> 00:35:20.409
most of their problems and not all of their problems

00:35:20.409 --> 00:35:22.469
so they had something called the red harvest

00:35:22.469 --> 00:35:27.750
which is where uh i guess it's further on my

00:35:27.750 --> 00:35:29.510
nose but these things called the the crimson

00:35:29.510 --> 00:35:32.789
the crimson something we'll find that name later

00:35:32.789 --> 00:35:36.949
came and rounded up people for this uh red harvest

00:35:36.949 --> 00:35:39.309
and were these people were to sacrifice to the

00:35:39.309 --> 00:35:41.590
stars uh it was kind of just like determined

00:35:41.590 --> 00:35:46.480
randomly so tough stuff man is this aztec influence

00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:49.940
do you think in some sense i guess maybe a little

00:35:49.940 --> 00:35:53.719
maybe a piece in the sun gods with uh ritual

00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:57.360
sacrifices yeah maybe so could be these uh these

00:35:57.360 --> 00:35:59.199
crimson wardens they're called something like

00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:01.500
that we'll find the name again later they were

00:36:01.500 --> 00:36:03.300
kind of out of western society they were very

00:36:03.300 --> 00:36:05.059
honored people though they were very honored

00:36:05.059 --> 00:36:07.679
very very esteemed but they kind of lived by

00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:09.719
themselves they were very feared obviously as

00:36:09.719 --> 00:36:12.219
they were the royal executioners basically the

00:36:12.219 --> 00:36:17.019
royal sacrifices understandably so yeah uh now

00:36:17.019 --> 00:36:19.920
even as the necron tier progressed in technology

00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:23.019
the commoners were still nothing more than commoners

00:36:23.019 --> 00:36:25.519
they lived in mud shacks they did not even have

00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:28.599
the same level of sentience as the nobles whose

00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:32.909
royal hecka was true and grand. The higher you

00:36:32.909 --> 00:36:35.650
go up in nobility, the more divine you are, essentially,

00:36:35.909 --> 00:36:38.190
until you're basically that of a god. Not quite,

00:36:38.329 --> 00:36:42.010
but basically. Their will is reality. It is called

00:36:42.010 --> 00:36:46.909
Heka. Heka is, well, it's divine will. Anything

00:36:46.909 --> 00:36:50.769
that a nobility says will become reality. Their

00:36:50.769 --> 00:36:54.349
speech... It's the words of reality. There's

00:36:54.349 --> 00:36:57.190
like a story of one king in a chariot who rides

00:36:57.190 --> 00:36:59.170
up to a castle and he wins an entire war just

00:36:59.170 --> 00:37:02.369
by speaking these royal hecka. Is it real? Is

00:37:02.369 --> 00:37:05.070
it just myth? Hard to tell because it's Warhammer.

00:37:05.789 --> 00:37:08.610
Whatever it is, it's hecka good. They sure believe

00:37:08.610 --> 00:37:10.230
in it and they still believe in it to this day.

00:37:10.670 --> 00:37:15.489
If a noble says something and it is not seen

00:37:15.489 --> 00:37:18.449
in reality, it is up to the commoners and the

00:37:18.449 --> 00:37:21.559
servants. to make it so for it is truth it has

00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:24.599
just not become true yet a statement filled with

00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:27.920
hecka cannot be denied by the galaxy itself and

00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:31.940
it is reality hopefully that makes sense so as

00:37:31.940 --> 00:37:34.659
they slowly slowly progress in technology it

00:37:34.659 --> 00:37:38.960
obviously takes a while but some people most

00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:42.219
people do make the most of their lives in achievement

00:37:42.219 --> 00:37:44.639
wise it's not really there's no living life there's

00:37:44.639 --> 00:37:46.780
no enjoyment in life there's not there's not

00:37:46.780 --> 00:37:49.329
much art or music or anything like that Again,

00:37:49.550 --> 00:37:51.610
it's mostly about legacy. You're erecting statues.

00:37:51.909 --> 00:37:55.190
You're trying to further your people in general,

00:37:55.250 --> 00:37:56.889
but there's no passions. There's none of that

00:37:56.889 --> 00:38:00.369
really. And every piece of artwork is depicting

00:38:00.369 --> 00:38:03.610
death or avatars of death or crypts or dead stuff.

00:38:03.929 --> 00:38:10.309
That's where we're going. Yes. Now, the scientists,

00:38:10.409 --> 00:38:12.170
though, are generally pretty good. They work

00:38:12.170 --> 00:38:14.329
really hard despite their short lifespan. They

00:38:14.329 --> 00:38:17.420
work very quickly. And the Necrons, as I said

00:38:17.420 --> 00:38:20.000
before, do take the stars in these living metal

00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:22.260
ships, these necrodermid ships. Living metal

00:38:22.260 --> 00:38:25.019
is a bit of a mysterious substance, but it is

00:38:25.019 --> 00:38:27.760
seemingly an organic substance that grows and

00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:31.519
just has existed since way back then. It's very

00:38:31.519 --> 00:38:34.300
unsure what it really is. It's kind of liquidy,

00:38:34.300 --> 00:38:38.760
but it also solids. And yes, it is. Yeah, it's

00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:42.460
basically nanomachines. When a Kroot eats an

00:38:42.460 --> 00:38:45.039
Ekron, this is some neat lore, when a Kroot eats

00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:48.480
an Ekron, the living metal has tiny little microscopic

00:38:48.480 --> 00:38:51.420
scarabs, like nanoscarabs, basically, in it,

00:38:51.460 --> 00:38:55.179
and the inevitable fate of that Kroot will be

00:38:55.179 --> 00:38:57.059
they convulse, and then their stomachs explode

00:38:57.059 --> 00:38:59.659
as these nanoscarabs eat through them, and they

00:38:59.659 --> 00:39:02.400
have, like, an alien -esque death. Well, that

00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:05.179
quite sucks. You know what that reminds me of,

00:39:05.219 --> 00:39:08.250
though? Have you ever seen those, like... CGI

00:39:08.250 --> 00:39:11.409
videos of like how cells work and there are like

00:39:11.409 --> 00:39:14.989
like kind of like cables in your genetic material

00:39:14.989 --> 00:39:17.329
that these like little beetle like things scurry

00:39:17.329 --> 00:39:21.690
along that pass like materials along and you're

00:39:21.690 --> 00:39:26.329
like huh it's like when you look at like the

00:39:26.329 --> 00:39:28.989
itty bitty stuff like human organisms there's

00:39:28.989 --> 00:39:31.070
like a lot of weird like critters and stuff that

00:39:31.070 --> 00:39:33.269
work inside even just like the surface of your

00:39:33.269 --> 00:39:35.690
skin has like billions of teeny tiny creatures

00:39:35.690 --> 00:39:39.440
that like live on your skin oh yeah there's more

00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:43.820
There's more creatures inside your eyelashes

00:39:43.820 --> 00:39:46.019
than there is dirt on a toilet seat or something

00:39:46.019 --> 00:39:49.800
like that. There's more beings on your hand than

00:39:49.800 --> 00:39:52.079
there is in the world's population. You've heard

00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:54.639
it here first from the Lore Crimes crew. It's

00:39:54.639 --> 00:39:57.639
very toilet themed, considering. There are bugs

00:39:57.639 --> 00:40:00.320
under your skin. Get them out. Get them out.

00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:03.820
They're cool. They're like little goobies that

00:40:03.820 --> 00:40:06.039
just carry stuff. This goes over here and that

00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:08.559
goes over there. I don't know if Eli was going

00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:11.260
to mention this part. specifically but there

00:40:11.260 --> 00:40:14.199
is a thing with nobles how maybe not everyone

00:40:14.199 --> 00:40:17.980
knows this in which they even though like the

00:40:17.980 --> 00:40:20.679
nobles are completely you know like basically

00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:23.179
a peasant isn't it's like an animal to them in

00:40:23.179 --> 00:40:26.940
some sense not all of them are wasteful in a

00:40:26.940 --> 00:40:29.320
sense they still see peasants as part of society

00:40:29.320 --> 00:40:31.559
i don't know if you want to go there's a specific

00:40:31.559 --> 00:40:34.139
part in twice dead king isn't it i don't know

00:40:34.139 --> 00:40:36.719
if you like mentioned that scene but there is

00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:39.440
some indications in which some of them are like

00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:43.539
yes they are like peasants but they serve a place

00:40:43.539 --> 00:40:46.539
in society and then their life is valuable in

00:40:46.539 --> 00:40:49.519
the sense of it is building material yeah for

00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:53.280
the grand empire again their sentience is basically

00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:55.980
they are there are sentience but the noble sentience

00:40:55.980 --> 00:40:59.400
is here uh the commoner sentience is down here

00:40:59.400 --> 00:41:02.559
and I mean, how kind of somewhere is it pretty

00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:06.199
good? Each commoner has its place in the Necron

00:41:06.199 --> 00:41:09.059
tier society, and they are generally just kind

00:41:09.059 --> 00:41:13.440
of seen as resources. Now, Dejarus gives a lesson

00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:15.920
to Ultix, the character from Twice Dead King,

00:41:16.139 --> 00:41:22.159
where he just murders these guys training, like

00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:25.179
right in front of Ultix. And he says like this.

00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:28.019
like his life led up to this point this was what

00:41:28.019 --> 00:41:30.539
he was meant to do these people are fuel for

00:41:30.539 --> 00:41:34.019
our fire and you cannot regard them as like real

00:41:34.019 --> 00:41:37.059
living people you cannot feel bad for when you

00:41:37.059 --> 00:41:39.000
just for when you kill them when you use them

00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:41.719
as resources because they are wood for the fire

00:41:41.719 --> 00:41:44.500
they are resources to further the glory of the

00:41:44.500 --> 00:41:48.159
empire it is a it's an honor to die in such a

00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:50.579
way and they that person died so that you could

00:41:50.579 --> 00:41:54.170
be taught this lesson hopefully that sums up

00:41:54.170 --> 00:41:56.510
what you were trying to say yeah pretty it's

00:41:56.510 --> 00:41:58.690
pretty brutal though isn't it and then what kind

00:41:58.690 --> 00:42:02.230
of people but but it goes to show you like they

00:42:02.230 --> 00:42:07.050
like life is it's valued in a different way in

00:42:07.050 --> 00:42:10.130
the sense of you know like you know solaris or

00:42:10.130 --> 00:42:13.909
any paradox game version of you know people like

00:42:13.909 --> 00:42:16.349
truly are numbers and they are people well that's

00:42:16.349 --> 00:42:18.670
slightly different because in paradox games you

00:42:18.670 --> 00:42:20.989
need to be a genocidal monster otherwise your

00:42:20.989 --> 00:42:24.829
frame rate takes in the end game i'm not killing

00:42:24.829 --> 00:42:28.349
you for any superiority reasons i just don't

00:42:28.349 --> 00:42:31.030
want to look at a powerpoint and also the the

00:42:31.030 --> 00:42:34.349
blight the cancers you know like the nobles are

00:42:34.349 --> 00:42:37.369
just as terrified as the commoners about it they

00:42:37.369 --> 00:42:39.969
see some scenes with them and they're like i

00:42:39.969 --> 00:42:42.050
think it isn't that same book where they see

00:42:42.050 --> 00:42:43.829
some of the commoners who are affected by it

00:42:43.829 --> 00:42:46.789
and like you know this person is kind of in the

00:42:46.789 --> 00:42:48.269
sense that you know the picture like elephant

00:42:48.269 --> 00:42:52.309
man it's like quite shocking in the novel yeah

00:42:52.309 --> 00:42:55.610
uh anywho back to kind of what i was saying about

00:42:55.610 --> 00:43:00.300
nanoscarabs in living metal uh from a crew crew

00:43:00.300 --> 00:43:03.519
perspective the story goes as uh this is just

00:43:03.519 --> 00:43:05.360
random facts i guess that's kind of the point

00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:07.500
of this episode though isn't it uh on the world

00:43:07.500 --> 00:43:10.500
of karak a deadly disease had infested the crew

00:43:10.500 --> 00:43:12.719
who had attempted to learn the minds and purposes

00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.019
of their metal enemies those being the necrons

00:43:15.019 --> 00:43:18.079
and by the feast these shapers on croc were hard

00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:20.219
pressed by the necron onset had feasted upon

00:43:20.219 --> 00:43:22.380
the metal flesh of some of their foes only for

00:43:22.380 --> 00:43:24.519
their own flesh to be consumed eaten from within

00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:26.980
by infestations of nanoscarabs, which then burst

00:43:26.980 --> 00:43:28.780
from the hollowed -out bodies of the shapers,

00:43:28.840 --> 00:43:32.619
infecting many kin bands. So don't eat necrons

00:43:32.619 --> 00:43:34.619
if you're a crew. That crew does try to eat one

00:43:34.619 --> 00:43:36.579
in Kazarkin, and he tries to, like, throw it

00:43:36.579 --> 00:43:40.199
up and stuff. It's a cool book to read. Okay,

00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:44.599
where were we here? Where were we here? Yeah,

00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:47.280
yes, here. Necrodermis. It also has the ability

00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:49.679
to regrow and regenerate almost instantaneously,

00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:53.159
which allows these ships to soar. through space

00:43:53.159 --> 00:43:56.280
and repair without any real damages makes it

00:43:56.280 --> 00:43:58.219
really easy to put on autopilot and go to sleep

00:43:58.219 --> 00:44:02.059
so these people go to sleep for a very long time

00:44:02.059 --> 00:44:06.500
for each new plants uh it's also i think worth

00:44:06.500 --> 00:44:08.579
mentioning that like the necrons do not have

00:44:08.579 --> 00:44:11.739
any connection to the warp they do not have psychos

00:44:11.739 --> 00:44:15.880
yeah no it's like they do have some magic shenanigans

00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:19.539
all into intelligence all into science like none

00:44:19.539 --> 00:44:23.539
into mysticisms like all about like i guess what

00:44:23.539 --> 00:44:26.920
the emperor wanted which is like secular society

00:44:26.920 --> 00:44:30.059
it's like look where that got the necrons although

00:44:30.059 --> 00:44:33.619
i will say do you theorize that's because with

00:44:33.619 --> 00:44:37.619
the with sent with psychic power due to it being

00:44:37.619 --> 00:44:40.239
linked particularly with sentience a lot of the

00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:42.719
time or like heightened emotions the fact that

00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:46.630
most of necron society they don't they they crush

00:44:46.630 --> 00:44:49.010
their emotions they don't allow it to exist because

00:44:49.010 --> 00:44:51.650
of you know they're basically a caste system

00:44:51.650 --> 00:44:54.250
i mean the lower ones don't so in a way like

00:44:54.250 --> 00:44:57.070
it doesn't come up because they suppress that

00:44:57.070 --> 00:44:59.130
part of them so much when they were in flesh

00:44:59.130 --> 00:45:02.269
maybe maybe i also wonder like you know no no

00:45:02.269 --> 00:45:04.530
necrons are like they don't have ambition beyond

00:45:04.530 --> 00:45:07.670
like even their sciences where we need to develop

00:45:07.670 --> 00:45:10.639
technologies to escape death And then they escaped

00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:12.260
to the sun of their planet. And we're like, Oh

00:45:12.260 --> 00:45:14.840
no, the cancer is so bad. It's in our very DNA.

00:45:15.659 --> 00:45:17.639
There's no hope. And I wonder if that's also

00:45:17.639 --> 00:45:20.860
like a thing of like, why have hope or ambitions

00:45:20.860 --> 00:45:23.059
that can feed emotions into the warp when we

00:45:23.059 --> 00:45:25.420
know we're doomed anyway. And that's kind of

00:45:25.420 --> 00:45:28.619
like a, maybe a factor, but that's just speculation.

00:45:30.239 --> 00:45:33.840
Yeah. So anyway, they go to different planets.

00:45:34.320 --> 00:45:36.380
Now, unfortunately, even on these other planets,

00:45:36.500 --> 00:45:39.119
as I said before, the cancer was just too inlaid

00:45:39.119 --> 00:45:42.940
within their genetics. But they did carve a decent

00:45:42.940 --> 00:45:45.599
empire and eventually advanced to pretty high

00:45:45.599 --> 00:45:49.159
technology. But as I said before, even the commoners

00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:51.780
still lived in mud huts. They had circles of

00:45:51.780 --> 00:45:56.099
nobility and rank and structure and hierarchy,

00:45:56.260 --> 00:45:58.199
with commoners on the outside living in mud,

00:45:58.340 --> 00:46:00.099
and then eventually get to the very inside where

00:46:00.099 --> 00:46:01.639
it's paradise, the coolest place you've ever

00:46:01.639 --> 00:46:05.039
seen. Now, mind you, We don't know how long they

00:46:05.039 --> 00:46:07.400
were living in the times of spaceships and stuff

00:46:07.400 --> 00:46:09.500
after this. Their lifespan probably increased

00:46:09.500 --> 00:46:12.960
by like 20 years, maybe. I'm just kind of guessing.

00:46:13.099 --> 00:46:16.199
But I don't know. According to the internet,

00:46:16.300 --> 00:46:18.619
I guess a long time ago, I read that this could

00:46:18.619 --> 00:46:23.400
go up to like 200 years or more. But their only

00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:26.619
comparisons would be the old ones that they would

00:46:26.619 --> 00:46:30.159
find. So if you're comparing yourself to a tree,

00:46:30.340 --> 00:46:34.250
all of a sudden you're... Whatever, 500 years

00:46:34.250 --> 00:46:37.369
of life? Doesn't seem that long. You are always

00:46:37.369 --> 00:46:40.869
going to come up short against forever. Yeah.

00:46:41.250 --> 00:46:44.590
Yeah. Ah. So now that the empire has spread far

00:46:44.590 --> 00:46:46.889
and wide, the dynasties have become very strong,

00:46:47.110 --> 00:46:50.389
but word spreads slowly, and there's obviously

00:46:50.389 --> 00:46:53.329
people who are far away from the authority of

00:46:53.329 --> 00:46:56.530
the Silent King. Silent because the Silent King

00:46:56.530 --> 00:46:59.050
does not speak. He speaks through his Treyarch

00:46:59.050 --> 00:47:02.769
Praetorians. More on that later, I suppose. This

00:47:02.769 --> 00:47:04.750
is not Zarek, we should say. This is not Zarek

00:47:04.750 --> 00:47:06.989
at this time. There's a long line of Silent Kings.

00:47:07.150 --> 00:47:10.989
Zarek is the last and mightiest, of course. And

00:47:10.989 --> 00:47:13.449
to be fair, your reign is like five years. He

00:47:13.449 --> 00:47:15.409
had a great reign. He was a long -lived king.

00:47:15.570 --> 00:47:20.429
How long did he live? 25? Yeah. It's honestly

00:47:20.429 --> 00:47:22.550
very hard to tell how long they live. In the

00:47:22.550 --> 00:47:24.590
books where they're describing the time of flesh,

00:47:24.809 --> 00:47:28.230
it kind of seems like they live for a decent

00:47:28.230 --> 00:47:29.949
amount of time because there's enough time to

00:47:29.949 --> 00:47:32.539
have a lot of achievement. And bear in mind,

00:47:32.539 --> 00:47:35.619
a Terran year is different from a Necron year

00:47:35.619 --> 00:47:37.340
because we don't know how many times their planet

00:47:37.340 --> 00:47:40.219
revolves around the sun or how they gauge years

00:47:40.219 --> 00:47:44.659
or time. Yeah. In theory, they could all, you

00:47:44.659 --> 00:47:46.840
know, they live for thousands of Necron years.

00:47:46.980 --> 00:47:50.519
It's like 50. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. It's true.

00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:53.760
My roommate is home walking around. I don't know

00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:58.010
if you can hear that. Anyway. So Civil War happens

00:47:58.010 --> 00:48:01.250
as the influence of the Silent King does not

00:48:01.250 --> 00:48:03.889
quite reach the edges of the galaxy. And the

00:48:03.889 --> 00:48:06.769
dynasties start to just hate each other. And

00:48:06.769 --> 00:48:09.550
intrigue really starts to flow in this time as,

00:48:09.630 --> 00:48:11.269
I guess, things have become more comfortable.

00:48:11.389 --> 00:48:13.269
Things have become more stable. People are getting

00:48:13.269 --> 00:48:15.929
power that they did not have before. And so the

00:48:15.929 --> 00:48:19.150
desire for more power grows greatly. And there's

00:48:19.150 --> 00:48:22.369
so much nobility who hate each other. So political

00:48:22.369 --> 00:48:25.369
intrigue and assassinations and civil war are

00:48:25.369 --> 00:48:30.150
rampant throughout the society. Now, the Old

00:48:30.150 --> 00:48:33.030
Ones are discovered around this time. The Treyarch

00:48:33.030 --> 00:48:35.429
asks the Old One for immortality, and of course,

00:48:35.489 --> 00:48:43.190
they say no. So, sorry. Sorry, I gotta check

00:48:43.190 --> 00:48:46.440
these notes again. Okay, this is when they fight

00:48:46.440 --> 00:48:50.719
the Old Ones as well. The race now bands together.

00:48:50.920 --> 00:48:53.239
The Civil War ceases for a bit, and they fight

00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:55.559
Zarek's War, is what it's called, against the

00:48:55.559 --> 00:48:57.900
Old Ones. And of course, they are completely

00:48:57.900 --> 00:49:01.219
obliterated. The dynasties, the empire is shattered,

00:49:01.340 --> 00:49:04.460
and the second wars of succession start. Even

00:49:04.460 --> 00:49:06.920
worse than the first, it's extremely, extremely

00:49:06.920 --> 00:49:11.440
bleak for the Necrons. If things didn't change...

00:49:11.679 --> 00:49:13.619
at this point they probably would not have survived

00:49:13.619 --> 00:49:15.559
for another like century or so they would have

00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:18.019
gone extinct essentially i think also the part

00:49:18.019 --> 00:49:21.199
that people may not at least this is some it

00:49:21.199 --> 00:49:24.199
may be some theory slash i think this is in the

00:49:24.199 --> 00:49:27.639
law which is not everyone might know is which

00:49:27.639 --> 00:49:30.440
like the the reason they fought the old one is

00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:33.920
prob is most likely a mix of what they feel is

00:49:33.920 --> 00:49:36.780
like somewhat betrayal because the old ones are

00:49:36.780 --> 00:49:39.559
so amazing and they seed life on planets why

00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:41.920
would they not protect them who is lie you know

00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:45.159
they are life they also it's jealousy as well

00:49:45.159 --> 00:49:48.460
because they i think it's the silent king at

00:49:48.460 --> 00:49:50.900
the time if i don't i might be getting this wrong

00:49:50.900 --> 00:49:53.079
i don't know who you like but he wanted to unite

00:49:53.079 --> 00:49:55.739
basically stop the wars of succession he was

00:49:55.739 --> 00:49:57.780
like oh there's actually an enemy we can all

00:49:57.780 --> 00:50:01.489
fight together and steal immortality yeah yeah

00:50:01.489 --> 00:50:04.090
so they so as actually it wasn't you're thinking

00:50:04.090 --> 00:50:06.610
why the necrons do this it was to in a way it

00:50:06.610 --> 00:50:09.969
was a diversion to save them quote unquote save

00:50:09.969 --> 00:50:15.329
the empire yeah the fall of rome type thing should

00:50:15.329 --> 00:50:19.650
we uh should we read some donuts that's a good

00:50:19.650 --> 00:50:23.750
point to andy got a few ones from you lovely

00:50:23.750 --> 00:50:26.510
boys brothers and sisters thank you so much we

00:50:26.510 --> 00:50:31.400
have the crazy daisy remember That's a good name.

00:50:31.480 --> 00:50:34.239
Crazy baby. I can't read this one because I can't

00:50:34.239 --> 00:50:38.719
read it, literally. I'll do it. I'll say the

00:50:38.719 --> 00:50:40.960
name and you say the comment then. Shellaxis

00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:43.960
insulin -veined megalomaniacal cock of woe for

00:50:43.960 --> 00:50:47.559
10. Wow. Colin, your pancreas works, but your

00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:50.860
hairline advances one inch towards your chest

00:50:50.860 --> 00:50:53.400
every month. Actually, I'd be getting better

00:50:53.400 --> 00:50:56.360
then, wouldn't I? Trimming any hair will revert

00:50:56.360 --> 00:50:59.039
your wretched little organ back to non -functional

00:50:59.039 --> 00:51:01.440
status. Happy birthday, Hal. Well, that's not

00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:03.239
my birthday, but I appreciate it. It's Hal's

00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.920
birthday now. So, like, what happens when, like,

00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:09.760
do I just have, like, hair, but it's just here?

00:51:10.940 --> 00:51:13.159
You would grow it into your chest, and you'd

00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:15.320
tie it to your chest hair and use it as a harp.

00:51:15.539 --> 00:51:19.960
That's what happens. Just like my hair will then

00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:22.119
grow farther down, because my hair used to do

00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:24.500
that anyways. I miss that, if that's what it

00:51:24.500 --> 00:51:30.260
is. Wow. Thank you for the $5. Your name, the

00:51:30.260 --> 00:51:32.559
Hedgehog Comet, has given me an idea. Interesting.

00:51:32.860 --> 00:51:39.530
Uh -oh. Ominous. Angriest, the silliest clown.

00:51:39.869 --> 00:51:43.789
You've got a hurt voice. I'll do it. Mine's just

00:51:43.789 --> 00:51:48.849
recovered from October. It's not running away.

00:51:49.190 --> 00:51:52.429
It's Fabian tactics. And if I do not have 70

00:51:52.429 --> 00:51:55.170
plus percent odds of victory, I do not fight.

00:52:09.909 --> 00:52:15.809
Glory to the Confederacy. Quick question from

00:52:15.809 --> 00:52:19.130
Karsten C for the 5CA. Is everyone going to do

00:52:19.130 --> 00:52:21.230
an iceberg for Battletech, i .e. Colin ranting

00:52:21.230 --> 00:52:23.429
about his debilitating fear of the Black Marauder?

00:52:24.730 --> 00:52:26.849
I'm sure that'll be a slap I sit down. The mech

00:52:26.849 --> 00:52:30.909
is hungry. I'm sure that'll be a slap I sit down

00:52:30.909 --> 00:52:33.789
eventually, I would assume. Yeah, one day. One

00:52:33.789 --> 00:52:38.170
day. Delta Crafter for 100 arse. Thank you very

00:52:38.170 --> 00:52:41.989
much. You guys made a guy all the way from Argentina

00:52:41.989 --> 00:52:44.510
become a law criminal. Be so proud that your

00:52:44.510 --> 00:52:47.070
hairline go even more up. Just kidding. Love

00:52:47.070 --> 00:52:49.349
you guys. Keep up the good work. Thank you, man.

00:52:49.469 --> 00:52:53.420
Thank you. Cool picture as well. Danger Tickle

00:52:53.420 --> 00:52:57.280
for 100 SEK. Got a third edition Necron Codex

00:52:57.280 --> 00:53:00.239
and got inspired by old paint schemes. Space

00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:03.219
Wolf Grey and Gloss Varnish for a porcelain look.

00:53:03.380 --> 00:53:06.360
That's actually quite cool. You guys prefer Metalchrons

00:53:06.360 --> 00:53:10.960
or other materials? I love Metal. I love Metal,

00:53:10.980 --> 00:53:14.059
man. Do you mean like for painting? He means

00:53:14.059 --> 00:53:18.360
like the paint scheme. Oh, yeah. That's why Necrons

00:53:18.360 --> 00:53:19.860
are the best army because you can paint them.

00:53:20.380 --> 00:53:25.039
So fast and so easy. It's so splendid. Hello

00:53:25.039 --> 00:53:29.659
to Necron. Eli's for the visual. Eli was showing

00:53:29.659 --> 00:53:32.719
a bit of his codex there. But I would say...

00:53:32.719 --> 00:53:34.760
That sounds like a euphemism. Eli's in the chat

00:53:34.760 --> 00:53:37.460
showing off his codex. He's got his codex out.

00:53:37.840 --> 00:53:40.420
He's got his codex out. This is one of my favorite

00:53:40.420 --> 00:53:42.880
pictures in Warhammer probably. That's the Nightbringer.

00:53:43.599 --> 00:53:46.559
He's pulling his book out. The video one, the

00:53:46.559 --> 00:53:49.900
old school Nightbringer picture is so cool. I

00:53:49.900 --> 00:53:54.980
mean, Metal Necron, I mean, it's Terminator,

00:53:55.159 --> 00:53:58.300
right? It looks like the T -I -whatever shit.

00:53:58.619 --> 00:54:01.420
Shout out to my friend Matt, who's repainting

00:54:01.420 --> 00:54:09.139
his entire Necron army in white. It'll be three

00:54:09.139 --> 00:54:18.329
years. Evil. It's not evil. It's good. Your necrons

00:54:18.329 --> 00:54:21.989
have limescale. What's going on? Eli Wen Jim

00:54:21.989 --> 00:54:27.190
Rat Skaven Tank. I actually messaged the artist

00:54:27.190 --> 00:54:29.630
after you sent that message and he's working

00:54:29.630 --> 00:54:31.909
on it. He'll probably take a long time because

00:54:31.909 --> 00:54:36.909
he's busy, but I have told him about it. Persuasive

00:54:36.909 --> 00:54:40.360
wink. Wow, thank you for the $10. I listen to

00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:42.860
Eli's hate speeches from the BL10 vs. episode

00:54:42.860 --> 00:54:46.440
every morning to get ready for the day. Love

00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:48.940
your lore deep dives, good sir. May Colin's betrayal

00:54:48.940 --> 00:54:52.840
never be forgotten. Wow. Wow. Which one? That's

00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:56.460
a crazy motivational morning. What was my betrayal?

00:54:58.519 --> 00:55:03.159
Donkey Man USA, my resident boy. Five bucks,

00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:06.940
gotta go. It's deer camp, baby. Have fun. Is

00:55:06.940 --> 00:55:14.699
my man gonna hunt Bambi? Bambi deserved it. Thank

00:55:14.699 --> 00:55:17.260
you. Thank you for the fives, you know. I like

00:55:17.260 --> 00:55:19.440
the main arc dynasty, Eli. Do you feel twice

00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:22.159
a king has retconned them somewhat? I will confess

00:55:22.159 --> 00:55:23.980
I have not read the Imperial Armor books. That's

00:55:23.980 --> 00:55:26.059
one of the few books I've not read and one of

00:55:26.059 --> 00:55:28.699
the things that is next on my list. So sadly,

00:55:28.840 --> 00:55:31.139
I don't know. But I know that they're like, I

00:55:31.139 --> 00:55:32.420
know they're cool. They have a couple of cool

00:55:32.420 --> 00:55:34.320
characters and they're very violent and like

00:55:34.320 --> 00:55:36.690
to kill things a lot. imperial armor you can

00:55:36.690 --> 00:55:39.070
get in the warhammer vault so if any of you have

00:55:39.070 --> 00:55:42.869
warhammer tv remember there's a lot of good resources

00:55:42.869 --> 00:55:44.889
in the vault like you get all the imperial armor

00:55:44.889 --> 00:55:46.630
books you get a bunch of codex it's not all of

00:55:46.630 --> 00:55:49.630
them strangely and typically the other month

00:55:49.630 --> 00:55:51.309
they were like we've got some new space marine

00:55:51.309 --> 00:55:53.409
chapters i'm like all right let's have a look

00:55:53.409 --> 00:55:55.949
and they've been delaying releasing that on the

00:55:55.949 --> 00:55:59.710
vault Put it on Vault so I can make videos on

00:55:59.710 --> 00:56:03.170
them. We need more Space Marine chapters. We

00:56:03.170 --> 00:56:05.769
need more. We need five more chapters. I need

00:56:05.769 --> 00:56:07.909
a chapter known for their brutal and cunning

00:56:07.909 --> 00:56:11.769
strategy. Ah, not to worry. I believe I have

00:56:11.769 --> 00:56:14.349
room to speak for this one. Eli's most excessively

00:56:14.349 --> 00:56:19.349
hung Bretonnian stable boy, the 27 SDK. colonie

00:56:19.349 --> 00:56:22.909
baloney we need the tes race discussion no one

00:56:22.909 --> 00:56:25.489
no one wants to invite me to the elder scrolls

00:56:25.489 --> 00:56:28.070
race theory discussion it's not the scrolls race

00:56:28.070 --> 00:56:33.409
tier list when i do it at the top those filthy

00:56:33.409 --> 00:56:37.010
bretton you know they're uh they're like somewhere

00:56:37.010 --> 00:56:41.090
in d tier and everyone else is done i will say

00:56:41.090 --> 00:56:43.869
no dunmer's f tier for uh they're right next

00:56:43.869 --> 00:56:47.070
to the argonians who are also in the f tier I

00:56:47.070 --> 00:56:51.329
was getting a message from my brother, like,

00:56:51.389 --> 00:56:53.150
Christmas ideas, Christmas ideas, and I went

00:56:53.150 --> 00:56:55.889
on Starforge and they have the brooches, and

00:56:55.889 --> 00:56:57.769
I did look at the Bretonnian ones, and there

00:56:57.769 --> 00:57:00.590
was a cool one, and I was like, don't give a

00:57:00.590 --> 00:57:02.349
whiff about Bretonnian, but I'm like, that's

00:57:02.349 --> 00:57:05.510
a cool shield thingy. They can still look cool.

00:57:06.230 --> 00:57:10.750
They got the drip. But, uh, no, no, the F in

00:57:10.750 --> 00:57:14.030
the Elder Scrolls tier list stands for farming

00:57:14.030 --> 00:57:17.369
tools where the Argonians belong. That's crazy.

00:57:17.809 --> 00:57:21.809
This sounds exactly something like... Yeah, but

00:57:21.809 --> 00:57:25.489
even John Murr needed to go. Filthy fucking Murr.

00:57:27.050 --> 00:57:32.289
Oh, sorry. Pellinol always tracks the hero in

00:57:32.289 --> 00:57:34.670
this house. He did one thing wrong and that was

00:57:34.670 --> 00:57:39.349
not finishing it. He should have been like, Pellinol,

00:57:39.409 --> 00:57:41.409
you mind telling me what you're doing on that

00:57:41.409 --> 00:57:46.329
caravan? Can we get a shout -out to the... fan

00:57:46.329 --> 00:57:49.010
more sympathizers can get it on site from colin

00:57:49.010 --> 00:57:51.369
that's right that's right uh shout out to the

00:57:51.369 --> 00:57:53.929
paranormal animation i'm sure we've all seen

00:57:53.929 --> 00:57:56.869
it i like the part where he kills all the khajiit

00:57:56.869 --> 00:58:04.449
and garfield is there yep okay anyways back to

00:58:04.449 --> 00:58:07.929
the neck ones uh so what we just said the second

00:58:07.929 --> 00:58:11.630
wars of succession are currently going on the

00:58:11.630 --> 00:58:13.530
necrons are going to go extinct it looks like

00:58:13.530 --> 00:58:17.829
but The Silent King is... I'm going to have somebody

00:58:17.829 --> 00:58:20.469
in my eyeball. The Silent King and his scientists,

00:58:20.690 --> 00:58:23.690
slash cryptex at this time probably, discover

00:58:23.690 --> 00:58:28.449
some weird anomaly things eating stars. And these

00:58:28.449 --> 00:58:35.670
are the Catan. The Silent King, through two of

00:58:35.670 --> 00:58:38.090
the Treyarch, makes contact with these Catan,

00:58:38.130 --> 00:58:40.829
which are gaseous animalistic beings, which are

00:58:40.829 --> 00:58:43.579
given intelligence... through their necrodermis

00:58:43.579 --> 00:58:47.360
bodies at least it seems um it's kind of hard

00:58:47.360 --> 00:58:48.820
to tell before they were in these necrodermis

00:58:48.820 --> 00:58:52.400
bodies they were kind of just like forces of

00:58:52.400 --> 00:58:55.719
nature almost kind of like bit like not really

00:58:55.719 --> 00:58:59.780
sentient it's there's not a lot of explanation

00:58:59.780 --> 00:59:02.800
on it the idea of like their sentence is the

00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:06.699
hunger is the only thing they feel isn't it yeah

00:59:06.699 --> 00:59:08.159
they don't they don't quite have things more

00:59:08.159 --> 00:59:12.360
complicated than that Now, these cheeky guys,

00:59:12.480 --> 00:59:16.219
when given the bodies of the Necron tier, sorry,

00:59:16.340 --> 00:59:18.639
the bodies of Necrodermis, they took on the forms

00:59:18.639 --> 00:59:22.539
of the old Necron pantheon of gods, kind of further

00:59:22.539 --> 00:59:26.099
playing into their godhood stuff. Now, the Catan

00:59:26.099 --> 00:59:37.789
are as follows. Potentate. Zarhulash sounds like

00:59:37.789 --> 00:59:40.869
a dish. It's great. Zarhulash. Yeah, I quite

00:59:40.869 --> 00:59:47.570
like that. Landegore player. Zara Noga, the Outsider.

00:59:50.510 --> 00:59:54.030
Ugranya, the World Shaper. Bless you. Blue Shudra,

00:59:54.190 --> 00:59:59.010
the Endless Swarm. Ogriada, the Arisen. Yeah,

00:59:59.030 --> 01:00:01.389
okay. And that's it. Kind of just goes together

01:00:01.389 --> 01:00:04.090
one by one, I guess. Azogarad is basically the

01:00:04.090 --> 01:00:06.610
Grim Reaper. In fact, he's literally the Grim

01:00:06.610 --> 01:00:08.909
Reaper. The Grim Reaper and other forms of death

01:00:08.909 --> 01:00:11.670
exist because of Azaghrad, the Nightburner. He

01:00:11.670 --> 01:00:15.070
is death incarnate. He is death itself. The edgiest

01:00:15.070 --> 01:00:18.869
you can really get of these guys. He is what

01:00:18.869 --> 01:00:21.550
haunts mortal beings in their nightmares. He

01:00:21.550 --> 01:00:24.030
is the shadows and the scary monsters that are

01:00:24.030 --> 01:00:26.429
under their bed. He is literally the concept

01:00:26.429 --> 01:00:29.989
of death as a being. Bro wants to be Batman so

01:00:29.989 --> 01:00:36.349
badly. Where are you, King of the Dwarves? Would

01:00:36.349 --> 01:00:41.849
you do this, Eric? Where is he? Where is he?

01:00:42.190 --> 01:00:45.809
Where's the Silent King? My dad was named Neoth,

01:00:45.809 --> 01:00:54.449
too. Okay. My mommy's name is Marfer. My mommy.

01:00:55.819 --> 01:00:58.460
The Deceiver, who, by the way, did not go by

01:00:58.460 --> 01:01:00.780
the name of the Deceiver when he talked to the

01:01:00.780 --> 01:01:02.920
Silent King, for he was the first one to make

01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:05.579
contact and speak with the Silent King. He was

01:01:05.579 --> 01:01:07.780
the one to strike the deal with the Necronteer

01:01:07.780 --> 01:01:11.039
people, to fight the Old Ones, to claim immortality,

01:01:11.059 --> 01:01:13.840
to unite his people. He is the Master of Illusion,

01:01:13.960 --> 01:01:16.500
the Master of Trickery, basically like a Loki

01:01:16.500 --> 01:01:19.480
-esque being, has a lot of power over reality

01:01:19.480 --> 01:01:23.780
itself. Megalodroth, the Void Dragon, the most

01:01:23.780 --> 01:01:27.820
recent model of New Catan. Most recent isn't

01:01:27.820 --> 01:01:30.179
like years ago. We haven't got another one, unfortunately.

01:01:30.420 --> 01:01:34.139
Even though Neadrazath is still kicking around.

01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:41.059
But the Void Dragon is perhaps, maybe, just maybe,

01:01:41.199 --> 01:01:45.260
the original Omnissiah. Oh, he's definitely the

01:01:45.260 --> 01:01:48.960
Omnissiah. Come on. Come on. Probably. Come on.

01:01:48.980 --> 01:01:52.260
Maybe not anymore. Maybe not anymore. Once the

01:01:52.260 --> 01:01:56.400
Emperor came, he kind of, he took the place of

01:01:56.400 --> 01:02:00.000
the Omnissiah in theory. Boo, even worse. But

01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:02.940
the Void Dragon is pretty much the Omnissiah.

01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:12.179
And it's maybe a full Catan. It can't really

01:02:12.179 --> 01:02:16.440
be, can it? They have something very suspicious

01:02:16.440 --> 01:02:19.900
in Mars. That is the Void Dragon. I guess, yeah,

01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:21.420
it's not a full Catan. We have the Catan shards

01:02:21.420 --> 01:02:24.840
of it now. So maybe, oh, it could still be. I

01:02:24.840 --> 01:02:28.480
don't know. I don't know. We don't know. But

01:02:28.480 --> 01:02:31.760
potentially a shard or the actual thing is in

01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:35.460
Mars. The book Mechanicum or Mechanicus, whatever

01:02:35.460 --> 01:02:39.039
it's called, they meet it. And there's like this

01:02:39.039 --> 01:02:43.360
weird sect of guardians who watch over the Void

01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:46.760
Dragon's tomb. It has literally been... years

01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:49.460
since i've read this book so like horace heresy

01:02:49.460 --> 01:02:53.440
bros step in whenever you want um no you didn't

01:02:53.440 --> 01:02:56.460
he's in all right yeah colin colin immediately

01:02:56.460 --> 01:02:59.679
signals like nah i think colin is doing some

01:02:59.679 --> 01:03:03.079
kind of like hex to try and do that reason i'm

01:03:03.079 --> 01:03:06.000
afraid i'm out uh colin's doing like a problem

01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:10.360
grabbing the crucifix and being like there's

01:03:10.360 --> 01:03:13.320
potentially the the emperor potentially fought

01:03:13.320 --> 01:03:17.099
the katan uh of void dragon probably it's a shard

01:03:17.099 --> 01:03:22.360
probably uh it's all very vague but the the emperor

01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:25.500
had like a dragon slayer excalibur sword guy

01:03:25.500 --> 01:03:28.820
moment and bought this thing on Mars, I guess,

01:03:28.860 --> 01:03:31.699
and banished it to the crevices. It's like that

01:03:31.699 --> 01:03:33.960
one painting that's mentioned in one of those

01:03:33.960 --> 01:03:36.360
fucking books. It's like Saint Michael beating

01:03:36.360 --> 01:03:39.400
the serpent. We gotta make more bad comparisons.

01:03:39.639 --> 01:03:42.820
Look, the Emperor's Jesus. He's clearly not.

01:03:43.199 --> 01:03:45.219
I do like that comic strip, though, of just,

01:03:45.300 --> 01:03:48.059
like, the Emperor on a big horse riding up, and

01:03:48.059 --> 01:03:51.679
it's like... I have seen that. Come on, bitch.

01:03:51.960 --> 01:03:54.340
Bring it, motherfucker. Emperor moment right

01:03:54.340 --> 01:04:00.159
there. this katana is like technology is almost

01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:03.320
like it's dna isn't it it's like it's it's this

01:04:03.320 --> 01:04:06.239
is integrated completely with the great the the

01:04:06.239 --> 01:04:09.420
the uh golden age of technology can perhaps be

01:04:09.420 --> 01:04:13.719
attributed to the void dragon as it shared its

01:04:13.719 --> 01:04:18.860
secrets with the then cult of mars maybe maybe

01:04:18.860 --> 01:04:21.639
confirmation about stuff like this but it has

01:04:21.639 --> 01:04:24.420
like it mentions this in books and there's um

01:04:24.420 --> 01:04:29.239
there is a weird exchange where in the iron hands

01:04:29.239 --> 01:04:31.539
uh book for card and strenuous things i have

01:04:31.539 --> 01:04:34.380
medusa he's roaming mars when he's training as

01:04:34.380 --> 01:04:36.860
a tech marine and he stumbles upon what can only

01:04:36.860 --> 01:04:40.440
be described as cerberus from mythology and it

01:04:40.440 --> 01:04:44.019
gives him guidance to like sort out his problem

01:04:44.019 --> 01:04:48.440
in that book and i was like what the fuck it

01:04:48.440 --> 01:04:50.119
was just such a weird departure from the book

01:04:50.119 --> 01:04:51.800
it's like there's like a weird monster that's

01:04:51.800 --> 01:04:53.880
roaming mars and it's like a three -headed dog

01:04:53.880 --> 01:04:57.079
thingy i'm like what and i think that maybe is

01:04:57.079 --> 01:04:59.079
like connected somehow how did that get here

01:04:59.079 --> 01:05:02.420
huh and it's like part of their like mythology

01:05:02.420 --> 01:05:05.239
of ferris malice where they've made like texts

01:05:05.239 --> 01:05:07.380
where it's like he's pulled he met him once when

01:05:07.380 --> 01:05:11.559
he was young like huh huh maybe the neck one

01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:14.579
but yes uh the void dragon has master technology

01:05:14.579 --> 01:05:17.539
it is Maglideroth that taught the Necrons how

01:05:17.539 --> 01:05:20.800
to make a lot of their technology, which is the

01:05:20.800 --> 01:05:25.940
best in the galaxy. We have Nefron, who I missed,

01:05:25.980 --> 01:05:27.360
I guess, in this first reading, this fire or

01:05:27.360 --> 01:05:30.179
flame. He's some random guy, I guess. Neanderthal

01:05:30.179 --> 01:05:34.579
is the burning one. He's fire. He's all the fire.

01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:36.619
That's his thing. He's the fire guy. He always

01:05:36.619 --> 01:05:39.880
has to be a fire guy. He is destruction incarnate.

01:05:41.340 --> 01:05:44.719
Obsessed with destruction and suffering and like...

01:05:45.039 --> 01:05:49.619
causing anguish and pain he is the guy who helped

01:05:49.619 --> 01:05:51.960
the necrons create the dolman gates more a little

01:05:51.960 --> 01:05:54.500
bit more a little bit more on those later oh

01:05:54.500 --> 01:05:59.619
fun fact guernsey has a dolman okay jersey would

01:05:59.619 --> 01:06:01.519
have a dolman there's anyone in the world to

01:06:01.519 --> 01:06:03.840
have one of these freaking things it'd be guernsey

01:06:03.840 --> 01:06:09.039
we got he he lets them in to uh the webway that

01:06:09.039 --> 01:06:11.989
was the biggest advantage that the Old Ones and

01:06:11.989 --> 01:06:14.110
the Eldar had was using the webway, which allowed

01:06:14.110 --> 01:06:16.969
you to traverse literal armies across the breadth

01:06:16.969 --> 01:06:21.190
of the galaxy in, if not moments, days, hours,

01:06:21.369 --> 01:06:24.650
weeks, regardless. It was a safe way to traverse

01:06:24.650 --> 01:06:26.289
the galaxy. It's what the Emperor was trying

01:06:26.289 --> 01:06:29.250
to get into and not telling his sons about. Very

01:06:29.250 --> 01:06:31.269
important. Still around today. Dolmen gets still

01:06:31.269 --> 01:06:34.920
around today. And Neadrazatha taught them how

01:06:34.920 --> 01:06:36.519
to do this, to get in there. This was kind of

01:06:36.519 --> 01:06:38.480
the turning point of the War in Heaven, when

01:06:38.480 --> 01:06:40.400
they were able to get into the webway, and Neadrazatha

01:06:40.400 --> 01:06:43.099
was able to spread his flames into the webway,

01:06:43.219 --> 01:06:45.719
searing the Old Ones and the Eldar to a crisp.

01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:48.519
It is said that all the Catan asked for payment

01:06:48.519 --> 01:06:51.420
for their knowledge that they gave the Necrons,

01:06:51.420 --> 01:06:54.599
except for Neadrazatha, for the screams and pain

01:06:54.599 --> 01:06:56.780
of the Old Ones and their children was enough

01:06:56.780 --> 01:07:02.420
payment for him. Jotty fire burning on the dance

01:07:02.420 --> 01:07:07.519
floor. I'd say after the first three mentioned.

01:07:08.460 --> 01:07:11.199
In fact, he might even be more. Neanderthal has

01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:15.420
a lot of mention in 40k lore in general. He's

01:07:15.420 --> 01:07:18.480
generally like the go -to generic Catan shard

01:07:18.480 --> 01:07:22.579
that often gets seen either as a battery or as

01:07:22.579 --> 01:07:26.039
a weapon. Anarkir the Traveler uses one to help

01:07:26.039 --> 01:07:29.150
the Blood Angels. It's always cool. It'd be nice

01:07:29.150 --> 01:07:36.130
to have a model for him, but one can dream. One

01:07:36.130 --> 01:07:40.590
can dream. We have Zarhulash, the potentate.

01:07:42.190 --> 01:07:45.349
It's very nice with a side of, you know, salad.

01:07:46.050 --> 01:07:51.210
Lovely dish. Bro's literally the potato. I'm

01:07:51.210 --> 01:07:53.349
thinking of, like, goulash. It's like, goulash?

01:07:53.409 --> 01:07:58.449
Sounds like goulash. A shard of Zahu Lash, the

01:07:58.449 --> 01:08:01.349
potentate, was used to power one of the ancient

01:08:01.349 --> 01:08:04.389
Necron warp beacons known as the Theros. Little

01:08:04.389 --> 01:08:07.090
thing there. I've not read that Horus Heresy

01:08:07.090 --> 01:08:09.050
book. If that counts as a Necron book, I haven't

01:08:09.050 --> 01:08:13.250
read it. But needs to have. Is there anything

01:08:13.250 --> 01:08:15.699
important to mention there? in the meantime i

01:08:15.699 --> 01:08:19.260
guess maybe all that we should i should i guess

01:08:19.260 --> 01:08:21.479
they're like oh bear in mind this is in the horror

01:08:21.479 --> 01:08:24.340
service where the rift storm is causing problems

01:08:24.340 --> 01:08:28.520
where gilliman's making a second empire in case

01:08:28.520 --> 01:08:32.899
the previous one falls so faros device slash

01:08:32.899 --> 01:08:36.199
sofa is really useful because uh barabas dantioch

01:08:36.199 --> 01:08:38.279
the the goat from the iron warriors does like

01:08:38.760 --> 01:08:40.439
some experiments. He's like, oh, we can teleport

01:08:40.439 --> 01:08:42.859
things instantaneously across the galaxy. That's

01:08:42.859 --> 01:08:44.600
really useful. If we want to like, or at least

01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:48.239
before the rifts, the ruin storm, we can use

01:08:48.239 --> 01:08:50.039
this for logistics. And Gilliman's like, did

01:08:50.039 --> 01:08:52.699
somebody say logistics? That's my favorite thing.

01:08:52.899 --> 01:08:54.939
And then the, the night Lords have to run it

01:08:54.939 --> 01:08:59.000
for everyone. But it's very useful and they don't

01:08:59.000 --> 01:09:03.970
know it's a Necron thing. Really? until belisarius

01:09:03.970 --> 01:09:06.289
calls book the great work i think it is where

01:09:06.289 --> 01:09:09.010
he goes back to sofa when it's like been ravaged

01:09:09.010 --> 01:09:11.609
by tyranids and he has some cives with him and

01:09:11.609 --> 01:09:14.010
they're like it sucks i like this place i grew

01:09:14.010 --> 01:09:16.529
up here this is where we're from it's like shut

01:09:16.529 --> 01:09:20.149
up i'm looking at stuff it also might be like

01:09:20.149 --> 01:09:24.010
the the device on sofa which is like mountain

01:09:24.010 --> 01:09:26.649
size which is say the interesting thing about

01:09:26.649 --> 01:09:30.470
it is that it self -repairs so usually like you

01:09:30.470 --> 01:09:33.560
know a mountain or building tectonic plates move

01:09:33.560 --> 01:09:36.180
over millions of years but necron buildings were

01:09:36.180 --> 01:09:39.500
designed to literally more they self -repair

01:09:39.500 --> 01:09:41.560
themselves kind of like how you know romans have

01:09:41.560 --> 01:09:44.659
like their sort of concrete that's lasted for

01:09:44.659 --> 01:09:47.340
thousands of years necron technology is they

01:09:47.340 --> 01:09:49.680
designed their buildings in a way in which they

01:09:49.680 --> 01:09:52.119
would last for millions of years because that's

01:09:52.119 --> 01:09:54.800
why necron tombs have not you know later on when

01:09:54.800 --> 01:09:56.800
they go to sleep you know and there's also years

01:09:57.600 --> 01:10:00.180
It does outlast the Tyranid invasion from Highfleet

01:10:00.180 --> 01:10:03.100
Kraken, where it picks clean all life. But the

01:10:03.100 --> 01:10:07.760
Pharos device, the sofa device, doesn't get destroyed.

01:10:08.039 --> 01:10:09.420
And it's like, yeah, because he's under the mountain.

01:10:09.460 --> 01:10:13.279
Then Belisarius crunks Katarn. He's just like,

01:10:13.380 --> 01:10:18.619
get out of here, loser. It's not a particularly

01:10:18.619 --> 01:10:20.739
big shard, we should say. It's not a particularly

01:10:20.739 --> 01:10:24.770
big shard there. How big's your Catan shard,

01:10:24.770 --> 01:10:31.210
Hal? Eight inches. Which one does Mr. Uriel Ventress

01:10:31.210 --> 01:10:34.029
fight? Oh, Kato is the Carrier. It's just Kato.

01:10:34.250 --> 01:10:37.430
It's not Uriel Ventress. No, I'm Uriel Ventress.

01:10:38.109 --> 01:10:43.909
Does he? Well, it's supposedly the Nightbringer,

01:10:43.989 --> 01:10:46.369
supposedly. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was Kato against

01:10:46.369 --> 01:10:50.050
the Nightbringer. Well, there is in Uriel's book,

01:10:50.130 --> 01:10:53.680
he has like a... But it's not him that takes

01:10:53.680 --> 01:10:56.680
it down, is it? Or Mephiston does some stuff

01:10:56.680 --> 01:10:59.439
with Catan. Everyone gets a Catan now and then.

01:11:01.359 --> 01:11:04.060
But usually it's a bit of a Catan. It's not a

01:11:04.060 --> 01:11:06.159
real one. Yeah, it's not an actual poppy shard.

01:11:06.899 --> 01:11:11.800
Okay. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, where was I? Just the

01:11:11.800 --> 01:11:14.800
other Catan. I guess there's Kalugra, Master

01:11:14.800 --> 01:11:17.460
of Destruction. There's this guy in the Spiral

01:11:17.460 --> 01:11:19.460
Flame, even though Niazra Zathra already does

01:11:19.460 --> 01:11:21.199
both of those things. I'm not really sure. There's

01:11:21.199 --> 01:11:24.000
not really any lore on these things. Landegore,

01:11:24.159 --> 01:11:26.640
another one of the most important ones, who is

01:11:26.640 --> 01:11:30.880
the Flayer. He's the only destroyed Catan Shard.

01:11:32.319 --> 01:11:35.840
He was probably, after the Nightbringer, definitely

01:11:35.840 --> 01:11:39.359
the scariest one. There is another one, but we'll

01:11:39.359 --> 01:11:43.060
get to that later. True. I suppose. True. Maybe.

01:11:44.570 --> 01:11:47.369
He was destroyed, though. I guess this is kind

01:11:47.369 --> 01:11:49.510
of jumping in a little bit forward in time. But

01:11:49.510 --> 01:11:51.250
after the War in Heaven, Landgor was destroyed.

01:11:51.350 --> 01:11:55.210
And this messed up reality. He released a curse.

01:11:55.510 --> 01:11:58.770
Landgor's curse, which is the Flare Virus. We

01:11:58.770 --> 01:12:02.170
can talk about that later, I think. Sara Noga,

01:12:02.409 --> 01:12:05.829
the Outsider, was tricked by Kegorak. to eat

01:12:05.829 --> 01:12:09.050
the other Catan and went insane. He causes madness

01:12:09.050 --> 01:12:12.329
and sewer slide wherever it goes and it's trapped

01:12:12.329 --> 01:12:14.529
in a Dyson sphere beneath the galactic plane.

01:12:14.930 --> 01:12:17.170
That'd be cool if DW brought that guy out. How

01:12:17.170 --> 01:12:19.770
do you convince your bro to eat your bro? That's

01:12:19.770 --> 01:12:23.010
kind of crazy. He's looking like a snack. Kegorax

01:12:23.010 --> 01:12:26.270
got the speech 100 or whatever. I know. Could

01:12:26.270 --> 01:12:31.439
you eat any of us if pushed? I think it's more

01:12:31.439 --> 01:12:33.640
likely we should eat Eli, because he's the smallest.

01:12:34.220 --> 01:12:36.960
I got some protein goals to get to. A god was

01:12:36.960 --> 01:12:40.640
involved in this chicanery, alright? Don't be

01:12:40.640 --> 01:12:44.199
too hard on him, you know? And the god of trickery.

01:12:44.500 --> 01:12:47.619
Yeah, the god of being a funny little guy. But

01:12:47.619 --> 01:12:49.239
then he was like, was he talking to the god of

01:12:49.239 --> 01:12:51.619
snacking? Like, what's this about? The god of

01:12:51.619 --> 01:12:55.859
snacking, my lord and savior. Okay, then the

01:12:55.859 --> 01:12:59.560
other guys don't really matter. Ygranya, the

01:12:59.560 --> 01:13:03.319
World Shaper, Lashudra, the Endless Worm, Ogdreda,

01:13:03.420 --> 01:13:07.739
the Arisen. That's that. There's a little portion

01:13:07.739 --> 01:13:10.000
in the Necron Codex of an Eldar talking about

01:13:10.000 --> 01:13:12.000
them. That's pretty much all the lore you're

01:13:12.000 --> 01:13:14.579
going to get for most of these guys, which is

01:13:14.579 --> 01:13:19.060
mostly just mentioning their names. To be fair,

01:13:19.140 --> 01:13:20.920
I kind of like that they're kind of mysterious,

01:13:20.939 --> 01:13:24.239
similar to the Lost Primarchs and some things

01:13:24.239 --> 01:13:29.039
we don't need. Extra detail on Lee. Mysterious

01:13:29.039 --> 01:13:32.100
and weird. I would really like to see more shards

01:13:32.100 --> 01:13:35.260
in the game, though. That'd be really cool. At

01:13:35.260 --> 01:13:37.500
least give us Neanderthal, because he is still

01:13:37.500 --> 01:13:40.500
an active thing and is around all the time. So

01:13:40.500 --> 01:13:45.520
that would be nice. Okay, so back to the timeline,

01:13:45.539 --> 01:13:49.579
I guess. Mephrith ran the Deceiver. It talks

01:13:49.579 --> 01:13:53.720
about the old enemies of the old ones, how they

01:13:53.720 --> 01:13:57.300
were in a scrap once, and that supposedly, allegedly,

01:13:57.819 --> 01:14:01.140
the Catan were in such a primal state because

01:14:01.140 --> 01:14:04.319
the old ones kind of seized on them and beat

01:14:04.319 --> 01:14:08.140
them up. Supposedly. All of this stuff, you don't

01:14:08.140 --> 01:14:09.760
know. It's literally coming out of the mouth

01:14:09.760 --> 01:14:13.399
of the guy who's named Deceiver, so I'm not sure

01:14:13.399 --> 01:14:16.260
if any of this is true. I'm of the opinion the

01:14:16.260 --> 01:14:20.140
Catan are lying. Because they went from a state

01:14:20.140 --> 01:14:24.380
of they're just pure hunger to when the Necron

01:14:24.380 --> 01:14:27.819
tier gave them bodies, they start to awaken sentience.

01:14:27.859 --> 01:14:30.979
And when they awaken sentience, they aren't good

01:14:30.979 --> 01:14:34.640
beings at all. So therefore, when they want to

01:14:34.640 --> 01:14:38.979
eat more, they need an excuse. And what unites

01:14:38.979 --> 01:14:41.720
people more than an enemy? A common enemy, isn't

01:14:41.720 --> 01:14:44.789
it? So I think they probably never even... came

01:14:44.789 --> 01:14:46.649
across the old ones at all before. The old ones

01:14:46.649 --> 01:14:48.310
saw them before, they just left them alone because

01:14:48.310 --> 01:14:52.829
they valued life. I think... Go ahead, Colin.

01:14:53.010 --> 01:14:56.550
I wish that possibility was more discussed in

01:14:56.550 --> 01:14:58.909
lore, that someone is just simply in an instance

01:14:58.909 --> 01:15:03.170
full of shit. Yeah. I hate to tell you it's like

01:15:03.170 --> 01:15:06.430
Zeech fans. I'm like, I'm sorry. He might be

01:15:06.430 --> 01:15:13.270
lying on some things. In my opinion, this is

01:15:13.270 --> 01:15:16.850
all... just random theory but like the chaos

01:15:16.850 --> 01:15:19.590
gods are conglomerations of emotions and things

01:15:19.590 --> 01:15:23.050
in reality made into form supposedly the katana

01:15:23.050 --> 01:15:26.909
are potentially actual forces of said thing from

01:15:26.909 --> 01:15:33.569
reality like uh as a grad is the concept and

01:15:33.569 --> 01:15:37.850
the force that is entropy and death uh the deceiver

01:15:37.850 --> 01:15:41.130
is literally like deception and illusion and

01:15:41.130 --> 01:15:44.899
all of that stuff And so on. In theory, they

01:15:44.899 --> 01:15:49.479
might be like the actual forces of the literal

01:15:49.479 --> 01:15:52.619
universe that are the physics and stuff of the

01:15:52.619 --> 01:15:55.800
universe. There's nothing to really back that

01:15:55.800 --> 01:15:57.520
up. I'm just saying stuff. And I think that might

01:15:57.520 --> 01:16:02.680
be true. So, we can talk a little bit more than

01:16:02.680 --> 01:16:04.960
donations. The receiver talks about the stuff

01:16:04.960 --> 01:16:06.680
and he says, I know how to make you immortal

01:16:06.680 --> 01:16:08.859
and it'll be great and we're going to beat the

01:16:08.859 --> 01:16:13.930
old ones together. So, The Silent King says,

01:16:14.029 --> 01:16:16.850
yeah, sure, or his triarchs say, yeah, sure.

01:16:17.729 --> 01:16:22.369
And he offers all dynasties amnesty if they end

01:16:22.369 --> 01:16:25.510
all civil war activities and join the new cause.

01:16:26.590 --> 01:16:30.829
So they then become the Necrons. Biotransference

01:16:30.829 --> 01:16:33.810
is shown to the Necrons. They are taught how

01:16:33.810 --> 01:16:36.689
to create these giant horrific factories that...

01:16:37.020 --> 01:16:39.939
People are forced into. No one gets to avoid

01:16:39.939 --> 01:16:42.880
biotransference. It is the royal decree of Sarek

01:16:42.880 --> 01:16:45.659
himself. Everyone is forced to go through this.

01:16:45.720 --> 01:16:48.000
Some are, Dre, kicking and screaming. People

01:16:48.000 --> 01:16:51.819
are hiding. You can't avoid it. And to be fair,

01:16:51.880 --> 01:16:53.899
some people are like, what else have I got to

01:16:53.899 --> 01:16:56.640
lose? Like, I know in Twice Dead King, there's

01:16:56.640 --> 01:16:59.399
an account of people with stretchers of dying

01:16:59.399 --> 01:17:02.159
people running towards them, and then they're

01:17:02.159 --> 01:17:04.119
like, he's dead, keep going, drop the thing,

01:17:04.220 --> 01:17:05.659
and the other ones are like, he's still got a

01:17:05.659 --> 01:17:08.439
minute left. There are people who literally die

01:17:08.439 --> 01:17:10.640
on the way to biotransference, which, by the

01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:12.840
way, is a better fate than what is going to happen

01:17:12.840 --> 01:17:15.319
to them at the end of the day. Is there an afterlife

01:17:15.319 --> 01:17:20.710
for Necrons? Who knows? The warp isn't really

01:17:20.710 --> 01:17:23.670
a thing. I mean, it is. The warp is really chill

01:17:23.670 --> 01:17:25.869
at this point. Well, there's no loss of life

01:17:25.869 --> 01:17:29.270
for Tau, because Tau don't... In theory. There's

01:17:29.270 --> 01:17:32.090
no proof. There's really no proof for it. Well,

01:17:32.130 --> 01:17:35.090
they're just kind of dim. Yeah, but dim doesn't

01:17:35.090 --> 01:17:36.869
mean they don't exist. They still have souls.

01:17:37.409 --> 01:17:39.989
It doesn't mean they've got small souls. How

01:17:39.989 --> 01:17:45.369
big is your soul? It's this big. It's this big.

01:17:45.800 --> 01:17:48.420
I think it's most likely that there wasn't enough

01:17:48.420 --> 01:17:51.720
coalescence to create dark warp entities such

01:17:51.720 --> 01:17:54.640
as the Chaos Gods, which therefore would swallow

01:17:54.640 --> 01:17:57.560
up or devour other good things in the universe.

01:17:58.000 --> 01:18:01.260
I would say there's an also cool bit of lore

01:18:01.260 --> 01:18:03.920
maybe some people don't know. I think this is

01:18:03.920 --> 01:18:09.000
correct. The Old Ones imprisoned all the Necrontyr

01:18:09.000 --> 01:18:11.720
back to their original home world, I think, or

01:18:11.720 --> 01:18:14.659
their home system. So when this was happening...

01:18:15.180 --> 01:18:18.800
all the dynasties are like cramped back onto

01:18:18.800 --> 01:18:20.939
the place where they basically end up dying because

01:18:20.939 --> 01:18:24.340
of their horrible son so they're they're very

01:18:24.340 --> 01:18:27.119
desperate and slash then again they do go through

01:18:27.119 --> 01:18:30.300
a great wealth transfer every decade like come

01:18:30.300 --> 01:18:32.420
on guys it's not that bad i can't afford a house

01:18:32.420 --> 01:18:34.380
you can afford a house come on down you're like

01:18:34.380 --> 01:18:37.350
they're great empire i think it's I know they

01:18:37.350 --> 01:18:39.369
were kicked back to a corner of the galaxy. I'm

01:18:39.369 --> 01:18:41.590
not sure if it was their whole system. It wouldn't

01:18:41.590 --> 01:18:43.789
really make much sense unless most of their society

01:18:43.789 --> 01:18:46.449
was wiped out because they wouldn't fit on one

01:18:46.449 --> 01:18:49.390
system. I think it's mostly their system. They're

01:18:49.390 --> 01:18:51.310
not going to have faster than light travel, are

01:18:51.310 --> 01:18:53.329
they? So it's like they're going to be hibernating

01:18:53.329 --> 01:18:55.869
anyway to get anywhere. So maybe it's just like

01:18:55.869 --> 01:18:58.069
it's impractical to expand too far from our means.

01:18:59.090 --> 01:19:02.810
I do know that the old ones basically punished

01:19:02.810 --> 01:19:05.510
the Necron tier for their actions. Yes, they

01:19:05.510 --> 01:19:07.479
were very brutal. Yeah, they wouldn't wipe them

01:19:07.479 --> 01:19:09.819
out because they do value life, but they utterly

01:19:09.819 --> 01:19:13.899
outmaneuvered and outmagicked them and outobliterated

01:19:13.899 --> 01:19:16.520
them, and they were punished. So that's why they

01:19:16.520 --> 01:19:19.180
particularly hated the old ones even more now.

01:19:20.039 --> 01:19:23.319
So biotransference is going up. We'll get to

01:19:23.319 --> 01:19:27.520
the war in heaven, and then we will do some donations.

01:19:28.880 --> 01:19:32.840
Biotransference, these... I don't even know how

01:19:32.840 --> 01:19:36.960
long. Your entire... society is lined up to get

01:19:36.960 --> 01:19:39.300
in this factory you're probably waiting if not

01:19:39.300 --> 01:19:42.539
days like weeks maybe even months oh some of

01:19:42.539 --> 01:19:44.319
these people people literally die on the way

01:19:44.319 --> 01:19:47.300
there so it's probably a lot a long time of waiting

01:19:47.300 --> 01:19:50.460
it's billions of billions isn't it of people

01:19:50.460 --> 01:19:52.640
like yeah there's there's multiple factories

01:19:52.640 --> 01:19:54.659
like there's not just one factory for the entire

01:19:54.659 --> 01:19:57.960
civilization but there's you get the idea but

01:19:57.960 --> 01:20:00.939
in these factories it's not really no one knows

01:20:00.939 --> 01:20:04.090
what it looks like in these but The fires of

01:20:04.090 --> 01:20:06.829
biotransference strip away their flesh and their

01:20:06.829 --> 01:20:08.729
bones and their organs, and they replace everything

01:20:08.729 --> 01:20:11.510
with these living metal bodies, which do have

01:20:11.510 --> 01:20:14.729
their own physiology and anatomy, if you could

01:20:14.729 --> 01:20:16.590
even call it that, which we'll get into later.

01:20:16.909 --> 01:20:20.250
And the Catan were above all of this, feasting

01:20:20.250 --> 01:20:23.750
on the souls of all of the Necron people. So

01:20:23.750 --> 01:20:27.390
during this time, every last Necron tier died.

01:20:27.670 --> 01:20:29.829
There will never, ever be a new Necron. There

01:20:29.829 --> 01:20:32.689
will never be Necron tier children. ever again

01:20:32.689 --> 01:20:36.630
and in theory most if not all of them lost their

01:20:36.630 --> 01:20:41.989
souls and were replaced by these um clones essentially

01:20:41.989 --> 01:20:44.149
these digital clones kind of but yeah they're

01:20:44.149 --> 01:20:47.649
not they're not the real like say we talk about

01:20:47.649 --> 01:20:50.250
characters like treason or zarak other ones they're

01:20:50.250 --> 01:20:54.850
they're actually dead i in theory it's like an

01:20:54.850 --> 01:20:59.130
imprint of them on it it's hard to say some of

01:20:59.130 --> 01:21:01.310
the characters the lore is a bit inconsistent

01:21:01.310 --> 01:21:05.149
some of the characters have very soul -like personality

01:21:05.149 --> 01:21:10.609
and quality traits potentially in theory you

01:21:10.609 --> 01:21:13.409
one could say that maybe the nobility kept their

01:21:13.409 --> 01:21:16.569
souls or at least had a piece of their soul yeah

01:21:16.569 --> 01:21:19.149
into the necrodermis into their body somehow

01:21:19.149 --> 01:21:21.789
but all of the commoners all of them definitely

01:21:22.380 --> 01:21:24.720
100%, all of their souls were consumed by the

01:21:24.720 --> 01:21:26.859
Catan. So if there was an afterlife, they're

01:21:26.859 --> 01:21:28.920
not going there. This is also probably going

01:21:28.920 --> 01:21:31.020
to make me sound insane, but sometimes with stuff

01:21:31.020 --> 01:21:34.359
like blanks, Warhammer seems to imply that you

01:21:34.359 --> 01:21:40.220
don't need a soul to live. It's optional. Andy

01:21:40.220 --> 01:21:44.720
desktop. But also, there is also the thing of

01:21:44.720 --> 01:21:48.279
when I watched the Pariah Nexus thing, and it

01:21:48.279 --> 01:21:51.539
was... about a uh the sniper class what they

01:21:51.539 --> 01:21:54.939
called the death marks death mark he's talking

01:21:54.939 --> 01:22:00.239
to um the the mad genius guy what's his name

01:22:00.239 --> 01:22:06.000
not saarek do you have two doctors and he's all

01:22:06.000 --> 01:22:09.039
like you will go and shoot these people and he's

01:22:09.039 --> 01:22:12.859
like um you're kind of stupid i am not stupid

01:22:12.859 --> 01:22:16.279
and he uses words like believe and he uses like

01:22:16.920 --> 01:22:19.659
quasi terms and he's corrected by him he's like

01:22:19.659 --> 01:22:22.000
you will not utter those words in my presence

01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:25.260
so like obviously he has like a brain and a mind

01:22:25.260 --> 01:22:27.239
still or not brain but a mind a consciousness

01:22:27.239 --> 01:22:30.960
but it's maybe it's like an ascending scale of

01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:33.619
like if it's just like a necron gauss rifle wielding

01:22:33.619 --> 01:22:36.340
warrior nothing yeah and then death marks it's

01:22:36.340 --> 01:22:39.300
like you get enough sentience to do your job

01:22:39.300 --> 01:22:42.720
and then you have no ambitions or anything and

01:22:42.720 --> 01:22:44.460
there's also command codes it's a whole other

01:22:44.460 --> 01:22:50.159
kettle of fish Command protocols. Yeah, it's

01:22:50.159 --> 01:22:53.119
really hard to say. But essentially, as you go

01:22:53.119 --> 01:22:55.500
up in ranks of hierarchy, the more sentience,

01:22:55.659 --> 01:22:58.319
maybe even the more soul you have. Warhammer

01:22:58.319 --> 01:23:00.760
has also shown us that souls can be split into

01:23:00.760 --> 01:23:04.619
multiple pieces. So, like, I don't know, man.

01:23:04.939 --> 01:23:09.140
I don't know. Whose soul is scattered through

01:23:09.140 --> 01:23:11.439
time, as Tagutayusu guy said. He's like, oh,

01:23:11.460 --> 01:23:14.420
it's not just here, it's everywhere. That's why

01:23:14.420 --> 01:23:18.069
he's saying a roast. An entire species, an entire

01:23:18.069 --> 01:23:21.609
species of like a galactic empire that once was,

01:23:21.810 --> 01:23:24.689
is turned into Necrons. And each one of these

01:23:24.689 --> 01:23:28.310
things is now become a killing machine warrior

01:23:28.310 --> 01:23:32.949
or better. So like there's probably trillions,

01:23:32.949 --> 01:23:37.649
if not quadrillions or more Necrons that exist.

01:23:37.949 --> 01:23:40.829
Even the babies, it's crazy. And they're all

01:23:40.829 --> 01:23:43.649
these soulless killing machines. It's like if

01:23:43.649 --> 01:23:46.119
you took... every single person on planet Earth,

01:23:46.279 --> 01:23:50.000
whatever amount of people, and turned every single

01:23:50.000 --> 01:23:53.460
one of them into a immortal, nearly indestructible

01:23:53.460 --> 01:23:55.960
super soldier, that would be enough to take over

01:23:55.960 --> 01:23:59.359
a ton. But now you have an entire galactic civilization

01:23:59.359 --> 01:24:03.760
of manpower. You create an entire species into

01:24:03.760 --> 01:24:06.779
manpower. It's hard to really explain how insane

01:24:06.779 --> 01:24:11.960
that is. It's Warhammer, so they don't understand

01:24:11.960 --> 01:24:14.979
numbers at all, but it's literally an unfathomable

01:24:14.979 --> 01:24:18.180
army size, which then plays into how the War

01:24:18.180 --> 01:24:21.600
in Heaven is so insane. As these legions of people

01:24:21.600 --> 01:24:24.119
march out of biotransference and their personality

01:24:24.119 --> 01:24:26.500
and souls are stripped away and feasted on by

01:24:26.500 --> 01:24:29.100
the Catan, they are all marked by the Ankh of

01:24:29.100 --> 01:24:32.020
the Triarch. And they are also marked by the

01:24:32.020 --> 01:24:34.619
Dynasty's symbol, but only the highest nobles

01:24:34.619 --> 01:24:36.439
may bear the full symbol, with other Necrons

01:24:36.439 --> 01:24:39.489
bearing only parts. With warriors... And sometimes

01:24:39.489 --> 01:24:42.489
Immortals being seen as shadow and not worth

01:24:42.489 --> 01:24:47.409
marking at all. Vehicles are marked. And I mean,

01:24:47.409 --> 01:24:50.189
random fact here, I guess Doomsday Arc is a subtype.

01:24:50.390 --> 01:24:52.550
A Doomsday Arc driver is a subtype of a Lord

01:24:52.550 --> 01:24:54.189
that's in the notes right here for whatever reason.

01:24:56.170 --> 01:25:01.189
Okay. I guess that's... There's a little bit

01:25:01.189 --> 01:25:03.670
more. There's a little bit more. These notes

01:25:03.670 --> 01:25:05.090
feel a little weird to word, but it's okay. So

01:25:05.090 --> 01:25:09.300
now when an Ekron dies... Their algorithmic consciousness

01:25:09.300 --> 01:25:12.680
goes back to storage banks, which are in a tomb

01:25:12.680 --> 01:25:14.640
world or a tomb ship, depending on where they

01:25:14.640 --> 01:25:18.460
are. And they are then remade again, hence these

01:25:18.460 --> 01:25:22.000
reanimation protocols. And even if you kill a

01:25:22.000 --> 01:25:24.500
Necron completely eradicated, their consciousness

01:25:24.500 --> 01:25:27.000
still exists as long as they have access to something

01:25:27.000 --> 01:25:29.159
called the interstices, which is kind of a space

01:25:29.159 --> 01:25:31.619
between reality. It's like a digital space, more

01:25:31.619 --> 01:25:34.359
or less. So as long as they have access to the

01:25:34.359 --> 01:25:37.399
interstices... Whenever you kill an Ekron, they'll

01:25:37.399 --> 01:25:40.699
simply phase out. Their body, whatever remains

01:25:40.699 --> 01:25:42.680
of it, will go back to the tomb, to the tomb

01:25:42.680 --> 01:25:44.619
ship, to the tomb world. And their consciousness

01:25:44.619 --> 01:25:47.260
will go back to the databanks, and they will

01:25:47.260 --> 01:25:50.520
eventually be made again. So unless you get really

01:25:50.520 --> 01:25:53.819
lucky on the 1 % chance and completely obliterate

01:25:53.819 --> 01:25:56.659
them, every time you kill an Ekron, they're probably

01:25:56.659 --> 01:25:58.800
coming back. Now, mind you, every time this happens,

01:25:58.899 --> 01:26:01.819
they do lose a tiny little shred of who they

01:26:01.819 --> 01:26:03.600
are, of their personality, of their function.

01:26:04.329 --> 01:26:07.729
So this eventually does ride you away into nothing.

01:26:08.810 --> 01:26:12.630
Okay. Now I guess we would be in the war in heaven

01:26:12.630 --> 01:26:14.750
so we can read some more donations. Yeah, let's

01:26:14.750 --> 01:26:18.229
go through some donors, guys. My God, there's

01:26:18.229 --> 01:26:20.989
a lot of Necron law. I forget. What do we got?

01:26:22.220 --> 01:26:24.859
Antonio Ranzifer, 20 bucks. Jeez, thank you so

01:26:24.859 --> 01:26:27.920
much, man. The Necrons have the Dark Reaper while

01:26:27.920 --> 01:26:30.720
in Fancyland we have a Rat God and his Sidious

01:26:30.720 --> 01:26:35.359
Prophet. Kill the Orange Dwarves. Also, Dark

01:26:35.359 --> 01:26:40.500
Reapers are an aspect path. Thank you. And Seth

01:26:40.500 --> 01:26:42.619
SM. Thank you for becoming a YouTube member.

01:26:42.819 --> 01:26:44.220
Thank you very much. Cheers, man. Thank you so

01:26:44.220 --> 01:26:47.600
much. Maybe we'll do another battle report next

01:26:47.600 --> 01:26:50.880
week if we get time. It's a big fish. It is a

01:26:50.880 --> 01:26:52.159
big fish. I wonder if that's... Is that your

01:26:52.159 --> 01:26:55.439
big fish in your PFP? Probably. There's one for

01:26:55.439 --> 01:27:01.720
Eli here. You made that name up. Zun... Bakia.

01:27:02.060 --> 01:27:06.560
Bakia. Let me see. The Mother of Oblivion. Okay,

01:27:06.619 --> 01:27:10.800
again. Again. This is... I think this is the

01:27:10.800 --> 01:27:13.340
Imperial Armor stuff. This is the Imperial Armor

01:27:13.340 --> 01:27:16.180
lore. I'm sorry. I haven't read that Imperial

01:27:16.180 --> 01:27:21.420
Armor book. I would say yes. If Badab War is

01:27:21.420 --> 01:27:24.100
still canon, this is still canon. I don't think

01:27:24.100 --> 01:27:27.579
they have recorded the entire book. Thank you,

01:27:27.600 --> 01:27:30.880
Namius Chomsky, for the two euros. I'm sorry

01:27:30.880 --> 01:27:32.939
that I haven't read that. Embarrassing, I know.

01:27:33.939 --> 01:27:36.560
Fun fact, I was listening to Jordan Sorcery's

01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:38.520
stuff with him and Peachy, and Peachy was saying

01:27:38.520 --> 01:27:40.220
about, I can't remember his name, but there was

01:27:40.220 --> 01:27:42.500
an Andy, because of course it was an Andy. who

01:27:42.500 --> 01:27:44.180
worked at Games Workshop and was the first to

01:27:44.180 --> 01:27:46.899
paint orcs green. And apparently since he painted

01:27:46.899 --> 01:27:49.460
them green, it became the standard. And now you

01:27:49.460 --> 01:27:52.300
have him to thank for World of Warcraft orcs

01:27:52.300 --> 01:27:54.380
and just orcs in general being green. It's like,

01:27:54.399 --> 01:27:56.960
it's that guy. Because he used to be like Isengardi.

01:27:57.180 --> 01:28:00.000
Can you imagine like a Caucasian army of orcs

01:28:00.000 --> 01:28:01.819
with a bunch of naked dudes running around? They

01:28:01.819 --> 01:28:04.319
just used to be like very Tolkien -like. Okay,

01:28:04.359 --> 01:28:07.039
like orange and icky, gross. And gritty, yeah,

01:28:07.140 --> 01:28:11.720
yeah. And there's like green. Eli's most excessively

01:28:11.720 --> 01:28:15.079
hung Bretonnian stable boy, the 20 SEK, thank

01:28:15.079 --> 01:28:21.819
you brother. Amtora was promised Tamriel 4000

01:28:21.819 --> 01:28:26.340
years ago. I don't remember this specific lore.

01:28:26.699 --> 01:28:30.300
It's a reference to Mora. Sorry, it's at Mora.

01:28:30.460 --> 01:28:39.069
I apologise. Kill them all. No more Murr. Is

01:28:39.069 --> 01:28:41.689
Atmor the home of the Nords? That's not how it

01:28:41.689 --> 01:28:45.029
works. Colin, is Atmor where the Nords come from?

01:28:45.250 --> 01:28:49.409
I would assume so. You've got those A10s to answer.

01:28:49.689 --> 01:28:52.689
Stormcast in the chat. Kill him! Kill him! Kill

01:28:52.689 --> 01:28:56.869
him! Noemius Chomsky. Thank you for the five.

01:28:57.170 --> 01:28:59.970
Zarek the Goat. Eli and Colin, how do you think

01:28:59.970 --> 01:29:02.229
the Imhotep vs. Silent King will play out? Will

01:29:02.229 --> 01:29:04.090
it even happen? Will Colin and Bobby G get involved?

01:29:04.880 --> 01:29:06.899
I need to read those two most recent books, unfortunately.

01:29:07.140 --> 01:29:09.479
I think it shouldn't happen at all. I think a

01:29:09.479 --> 01:29:12.060
Necron Civil War would be dumb and stupid, and

01:29:12.060 --> 01:29:14.140
both of those characters are way too smart to

01:29:14.140 --> 01:29:17.460
do something like that. And their goals are more

01:29:17.460 --> 01:29:19.579
or less aligned to still unite the dynasties

01:29:19.579 --> 01:29:22.880
and secure victory for the Necrons. So I really

01:29:22.880 --> 01:29:25.520
hate the idea of a Necron Civil War, especially

01:29:25.520 --> 01:29:28.859
with two of the smartest, most advanced characters

01:29:28.859 --> 01:29:31.579
in the setting. So hopefully it doesn't happen.

01:29:31.859 --> 01:29:33.539
But maybe they don't want the other one to lead.

01:29:34.079 --> 01:29:36.460
that's the whole thing i'm just saying as someone

01:29:36.460 --> 01:29:38.380
who's done a video on both the characters who

01:29:38.380 --> 01:29:40.000
are the premier characters and they're like 10

01:29:40.000 --> 01:29:42.199
minutes long can we just have like a book about

01:29:42.199 --> 01:29:44.659
just them doing stuff yeah the problem is that

01:29:44.659 --> 01:29:47.039
the problem with emo tech is he's kind of just

01:29:47.039 --> 01:29:49.859
like the big big bad evil guy there's not a lot

01:29:49.859 --> 01:29:52.039
more to he's just really good at fighting and

01:29:52.039 --> 01:29:55.100
strategy could you imagine a a war in heaven

01:29:55.100 --> 01:29:57.180
book where it's when they're still flesh and

01:29:57.180 --> 01:29:59.079
bone that'd be cool and it's immotech as the

01:29:59.079 --> 01:30:02.819
pov and it's all about how He and Sarek are having

01:30:02.819 --> 01:30:05.500
their loggerheads, and then there's the biotransference,

01:30:05.859 --> 01:30:07.720
and then there's the whole clash of conscience

01:30:07.720 --> 01:30:10.840
of, like, I've been fighting for so long, and

01:30:10.840 --> 01:30:13.760
was it worth it? Now look at our people. You

01:30:13.760 --> 01:30:18.920
could make a good book out of that, but... Yeah.

01:30:20.760 --> 01:30:24.939
Perfect Orb. You are perfect. Sup, you spicy

01:30:24.939 --> 01:30:29.029
metal menaces. Have you heard the theory? that

01:30:29.029 --> 01:30:31.329
the tyranid hive mind is the qatar known as the

01:30:31.329 --> 01:30:34.810
hungry swarm ps read worm by wild bow that'd

01:30:34.810 --> 01:30:36.829
be cool i have not that's a cool theory but um

01:30:36.829 --> 01:30:41.229
unlikely things happened like we have a a nurgle

01:30:41.229 --> 01:30:43.810
infested genesty of the cult that's kind of cool

01:30:43.810 --> 01:30:46.510
as a gimmick maybe it's but the only thing is

01:30:46.510 --> 01:30:50.890
they're like bio and you've got metal like how

01:30:50.890 --> 01:30:52.689
does that work that's the only sticking point

01:30:52.689 --> 01:30:55.630
i can see also with i think it conflicts with

01:30:55.630 --> 01:30:59.640
current law in terms like zarek We'll go into

01:30:59.640 --> 01:31:03.319
his stuff. He finds the Tyranids later outside

01:31:03.319 --> 01:31:08.060
the galaxy. Do you think Bro just blew around

01:31:08.060 --> 01:31:14.260
in space on his chair? Maybe. In the words of

01:31:14.260 --> 01:31:16.380
the Silent King, it kind of implies that. That

01:31:16.380 --> 01:31:19.460
he was just flying around in his chair. He has

01:31:19.460 --> 01:31:23.100
this massive dreadnought -sized... spaceship

01:31:23.100 --> 01:31:24.699
would literally drop. True. I guess that's also

01:31:24.699 --> 01:31:27.640
in that short story. The big obelisk thing. Here's

01:31:27.640 --> 01:31:31.779
the thing. You said about the Necrons are the

01:31:31.779 --> 01:31:33.819
oldest species. Maybe the Tyranids are older.

01:31:34.199 --> 01:31:36.119
Because if they've conquered the universe, apart

01:31:36.119 --> 01:31:39.560
from Milky Way, maybe the Hivemind's older than

01:31:39.560 --> 01:31:45.439
the Necron species. I don't know. We'll see.

01:31:46.300 --> 01:31:50.640
Or maybe the endless swarm guy left the galaxy

01:31:50.640 --> 01:31:53.739
and made it here and it's elsewhere. Tom Warren

01:31:53.739 --> 01:31:57.819
for two bucks. I have completed the hedgehogging.

01:31:58.840 --> 01:32:03.600
Is this something in the Discord? Probably. Methinks.

01:32:04.699 --> 01:32:09.720
Yep, yep, it is. Nice. That Eli the Hedgehog

01:32:09.720 --> 01:32:14.579
is actually my Steam PFP. Oh my gosh. StephMM.

01:32:15.130 --> 01:32:19.470
Has commented about the fish. Called a large

01:32:19.470 --> 01:32:24.470
mouth nungi. Tasty fish. That looks like a nice

01:32:24.470 --> 01:32:26.729
tasty fish. I've never tried one. Hell yeah.

01:32:28.109 --> 01:32:34.470
That's cool stuff. Very cool. Nice. Thank you

01:32:34.470 --> 01:32:37.010
guys. Thank you so much. Thank you very much.

01:32:37.210 --> 01:32:40.050
We do really appreciate it. And you make it possible

01:32:40.050 --> 01:32:44.029
for us to do these. These goofy little streams.

01:32:44.270 --> 01:32:48.369
Oh, my gosh. We're on page three. Okay. You're

01:32:48.369 --> 01:32:52.289
not going to be able to do all of it. Okay. Rick,

01:32:52.409 --> 01:32:57.670
okay. All right. It's the war in heaven time.

01:32:57.789 --> 01:32:59.750
It's the war in heaven time, everybody. The most

01:32:59.750 --> 01:33:01.750
exciting battle in 40K that we know nothing about.

01:33:02.390 --> 01:33:05.149
As we said before, the war in heaven is where

01:33:05.149 --> 01:33:07.550
the Necrons gear up. They take this unbelievable

01:33:07.550 --> 01:33:10.479
technology, literally like... reality bending

01:33:10.479 --> 01:33:12.880
technology it's not magic but it might as well

01:33:12.880 --> 01:33:18.060
be called magic it abuses physics to a degree

01:33:18.060 --> 01:33:21.140
we cannot even understand they have incredible

01:33:21.140 --> 01:33:23.380
unbelievable technology they have we have cryptex

01:33:23.380 --> 01:33:25.640
now who've been learned like who've learned these

01:33:25.640 --> 01:33:28.840
sorcery it's basically sorcery but it's math

01:33:28.840 --> 01:33:31.399
it's math sorcery where they bend physics and

01:33:31.399 --> 01:33:35.359
they bend time and they yeah they mess with literal

01:33:35.359 --> 01:33:40.939
reality to make things happen I like science.

01:33:41.340 --> 01:33:44.779
That's the power of math. And they already had

01:33:44.779 --> 01:33:47.539
very powerful technology, but the diabetes needs

01:33:47.539 --> 01:33:49.319
to be mastered as well, apparently, because it's

01:33:49.319 --> 01:33:52.640
been shout to us. Let me just step right in.

01:33:53.119 --> 01:33:58.300
The Catan, fast forward to this, propelled this

01:33:58.300 --> 01:34:01.920
to an unbelievable degree. They march to war.

01:34:02.140 --> 01:34:05.539
They fight the old ones. Goes pretty well. It's

01:34:05.539 --> 01:34:07.739
a tough time at first until Neanderthal again

01:34:07.739 --> 01:34:10.739
shows them how to get into the webway. And then

01:34:10.739 --> 01:34:12.760
that is kind of the tipping point of the war.

01:34:12.819 --> 01:34:15.819
Now this war is like, literally, as I said before,

01:34:16.039 --> 01:34:18.399
it's unbelievable. There's nothing in our imagination

01:34:18.399 --> 01:34:22.000
can come up with what really happened in this

01:34:22.000 --> 01:34:25.560
war. Stars are literally thrown at each other

01:34:25.560 --> 01:34:27.680
to use as ammunition for weapons. Like entire

01:34:27.680 --> 01:34:31.479
planets are destroyed daily. Millions and millions

01:34:31.479 --> 01:34:34.079
of people. Their lives are spent on the daily.

01:34:34.159 --> 01:34:37.000
Again, this is a battle of trillions, maybe quadrillions

01:34:37.000 --> 01:34:41.479
of soldiers and reality shattering weapons. And

01:34:41.479 --> 01:34:45.880
again, it's so unbelievably insane that it creates

01:34:45.880 --> 01:34:49.579
the chaos gods. So the theory goes, barely even

01:34:49.579 --> 01:34:51.300
theory at this point is pretty much confirmed.

01:34:52.340 --> 01:34:54.439
The stuff with the enslavers happens as well,

01:34:54.460 --> 01:34:56.659
I guess. That is also after the war in heaven,

01:34:56.760 --> 01:35:01.399
right? Yeah, they're kind of during, isn't it?

01:35:01.460 --> 01:35:06.539
A little bit. It's like the closing acts. Yeah,

01:35:06.619 --> 01:35:12.640
sure. Now, the Catan in this time are feasting

01:35:12.640 --> 01:35:16.420
on... Trillions of souls. And are swelling and

01:35:16.420 --> 01:35:19.560
becoming. Unbelievably powerful. Like literal

01:35:19.560 --> 01:35:23.359
gods of reality. Strong enough to destroy the

01:35:23.359 --> 01:35:25.199
old ones. To beat the old ones. And of course

01:35:25.199 --> 01:35:27.479
beat the old ones they do. They destroy the Eldar.

01:35:27.579 --> 01:35:29.739
They destroy the Quark. The Eldar are left a

01:35:29.739 --> 01:35:31.199
little bit better than everyone else. I would

01:35:31.199 --> 01:35:36.439
say and assume. And after this. As we said. In

01:35:36.439 --> 01:35:40.060
the Catan's kind of time of. I guess you could

01:35:40.060 --> 01:35:42.140
say they could be fragile. This time after the.

01:35:42.359 --> 01:35:44.880
time and they're feasting, yadda yadda. Zarek,

01:35:44.880 --> 01:35:47.380
realizing the mistake that he made and that the

01:35:47.380 --> 01:35:49.600
Catan deceived them and tricked them and brought

01:35:49.600 --> 01:35:51.560
about the worst fate they could have possibly

01:35:51.560 --> 01:35:53.800
had, he would have rather his people have just

01:35:53.800 --> 01:35:56.619
died out than what has happened to them now.

01:35:56.779 --> 01:35:58.640
He decides that we're going to kill the Necrons.

01:35:58.739 --> 01:36:01.819
I mean the Catan, sorry. They do kill the Catan.

01:36:01.819 --> 01:36:03.920
They shatter them, as we said, because they cannot

01:36:03.920 --> 01:36:07.500
really be destroyed. Landigore is destroyed and

01:36:07.500 --> 01:36:10.310
it releases the Flare Virus. upon the Necrons,

01:36:10.329 --> 01:36:12.750
which I don't think they really know about until

01:36:12.750 --> 01:36:15.229
they start waking up. I'm not sure. That could

01:36:15.229 --> 01:36:18.550
be wrong. Although, from what I've seen with

01:36:18.550 --> 01:36:23.069
my... the section I've been covering, one of

01:36:23.069 --> 01:36:25.810
the characters is aware of the Flare Virus after

01:36:25.810 --> 01:36:29.670
they've just woke up because their Farons slumber,

01:36:29.810 --> 01:36:31.489
and he's like, I hope he doesn't have the Flare

01:36:31.489 --> 01:36:39.279
Virus! That would suck! Ugh! And... I'm just

01:36:39.279 --> 01:36:42.979
saying. Okay, so we win. We win. The dynasties

01:36:42.979 --> 01:36:46.279
are a bit weakened from this crazy fight with

01:36:46.279 --> 01:36:49.739
the Catan. It's another reality -bending, crazy,

01:36:49.760 --> 01:36:53.199
wacky fight. We should say they utilize weapons

01:36:53.199 --> 01:36:57.979
to break the Catan, which they basically deem

01:36:57.979 --> 01:37:01.600
that it's almost not worth ever having them again,

01:37:01.760 --> 01:37:04.600
because it... Again, like it ruins the universe

01:37:04.600 --> 01:37:08.180
to do this. They're so powerful at this point

01:37:08.180 --> 01:37:09.880
that they get rid of a lot of their technology

01:37:09.880 --> 01:37:13.859
because it is so unbelievably destructive. I've

01:37:13.859 --> 01:37:15.899
heard a theory that the ghoul stars is their

01:37:15.899 --> 01:37:17.939
fault. Like that's why that particular area of

01:37:17.939 --> 01:37:19.460
space is so messed up. It's like, that's their

01:37:19.460 --> 01:37:21.800
fault because they shoot one weapon. I can't

01:37:21.800 --> 01:37:24.840
remember what it is. And it like fragments reality

01:37:24.840 --> 01:37:27.319
itself. And it's all goes wibbly wobbly. And

01:37:27.319 --> 01:37:30.399
they're like, let's not do. that again that's

01:37:30.399 --> 01:37:32.979
i did have a theory yeah i think how they did

01:37:32.979 --> 01:37:36.680
it which is the uh what's the um there's that

01:37:36.680 --> 01:37:40.960
series where um the aliens are like trying to

01:37:40.960 --> 01:37:43.579
take over planet earth but like a few hundred

01:37:43.579 --> 01:37:45.760
years away so then the humans have to battle

01:37:45.760 --> 01:37:47.939
them through their own mind because they found

01:37:47.939 --> 01:37:50.039
out humans can lie i can't remember it's uh oh

01:37:50.039 --> 01:37:53.779
is that uh there's something problem the um the

01:37:53.779 --> 01:37:57.199
something something problem I don't know what

01:37:57.199 --> 01:37:58.899
that is. I feel like I know what you're talking

01:37:58.899 --> 01:38:01.520
about. Yeah. It's people in the chat might have

01:38:01.520 --> 01:38:03.279
to, or people who are listening live might have

01:38:03.279 --> 01:38:05.800
to help me out for this one, but it was, there's

01:38:05.800 --> 01:38:07.479
something, something problem, but then it ends

01:38:07.479 --> 01:38:10.520
up in that series though. It ends up basically

01:38:10.520 --> 01:38:13.119
being, there's like a whole theory about if you

01:38:13.119 --> 01:38:16.479
let other aliens know you exist on a certain

01:38:16.479 --> 01:38:19.600
level. they basically destroy others the three

01:38:19.600 --> 01:38:22.159
body problem that's it they destroy other civilizations

01:38:22.159 --> 01:38:24.720
uh it's called like it's called the dark universe

01:38:24.720 --> 01:38:27.279
theory or something dark forest theory we don't

01:38:27.279 --> 01:38:30.100
know of any aliens because they blow up all the

01:38:30.100 --> 01:38:33.800
ones who oh yeah the power the moment you broadcast

01:38:33.800 --> 01:38:37.380
your presence five million rods from god no there's

01:38:37.380 --> 01:38:39.560
the part i was getting to was like there's a

01:38:39.560 --> 01:38:42.079
bit in it where like really late in the series

01:38:42.079 --> 01:38:45.039
they have the the basically getting spotted by

01:38:45.039 --> 01:38:47.579
other aliens means they use dimension weapons

01:38:47.579 --> 01:38:51.760
and they basically see earth and like our home

01:38:51.760 --> 01:38:55.060
system gets collapsed into like a second dimension

01:38:55.060 --> 01:38:58.979
and then that's what kills everyone so i wonder

01:38:58.979 --> 01:39:00.100
if they have something like that where like it

01:39:00.100 --> 01:39:02.819
is like dimension ruining weapons like obviously

01:39:02.819 --> 01:39:07.000
would shatter a being such as the katan cool

01:39:07.000 --> 01:39:10.460
stuff that uh thing yeah dark forest really good

01:39:10.460 --> 01:39:12.520
series by the way really really good series dark

01:39:12.520 --> 01:39:17.340
forest theory Cool. Very cool. These Catan shards

01:39:17.340 --> 01:39:20.380
are basically sources of limitless energy. They

01:39:20.380 --> 01:39:22.560
are reduced to... not really reduced. They're

01:39:22.560 --> 01:39:24.500
used as batteries now. They are literally enslaved

01:39:24.500 --> 01:39:27.899
to the will of the Necrons. And they're basically

01:39:27.899 --> 01:39:31.119
just mini versions of Catan. They're necrodermists.

01:39:31.119 --> 01:39:32.479
They're very powerful. They still have a lot

01:39:32.479 --> 01:39:34.079
of the powers that the Catan have, just in a

01:39:34.079 --> 01:39:36.659
much more contained manner. And they are controllable.

01:39:37.680 --> 01:39:39.939
Sometimes, unless they're left alone and forgotten

01:39:39.939 --> 01:39:42.710
about, then I guess they kind of just... can't

01:39:42.710 --> 01:39:45.149
be controlled like in the infinite in the divine

01:39:45.149 --> 01:39:48.229
book the deceiver shard is left to its whims

01:39:48.229 --> 01:39:51.289
and is still a complete troll and goober there's

01:39:51.289 --> 01:39:53.970
a deceiver shard that uh pretends to be alfarius

01:39:53.970 --> 01:39:56.449
in a book that i haven't read that andy has read

01:39:56.449 --> 01:40:00.069
i think oh it's good like so so it's sons of

01:40:00.069 --> 01:40:03.130
the hydra it's a bunch of alpha legionaries who

01:40:03.130 --> 01:40:05.289
are loyal to the emperor none of them are true

01:40:05.289 --> 01:40:07.859
alpha legionaries they're like captured from

01:40:07.859 --> 01:40:10.699
other chapters and made into, there's like a

01:40:10.699 --> 01:40:12.220
Night Lord or a Byler, et cetera, blah, blah,

01:40:12.239 --> 01:40:15.539
blah. But they are given information by a crypt

01:40:15.539 --> 01:40:19.359
tech who works with the Alpha Legion. And then

01:40:19.359 --> 01:40:22.979
they betray their overlord, the Angel Bane. And

01:40:22.979 --> 01:40:26.100
long story short, they do this whole rigmarole

01:40:26.100 --> 01:40:28.460
of things for this Necron crypt tech. And then

01:40:28.460 --> 01:40:32.000
the guy in charge, Occam is like, you will take

01:40:32.000 --> 01:40:35.039
me to who I think is Alpharius or I'm going to

01:40:35.039 --> 01:40:37.760
kill you. And they find him in like the center

01:40:37.760 --> 01:40:40.420
of the galactic core on the space station. And

01:40:40.420 --> 01:40:43.819
it's how far is, but say, no, it's a Catan shot.

01:40:44.000 --> 01:40:46.739
And you're like, Oh no. And then all the awful

01:40:46.739 --> 01:40:49.680
Legionary guys are like, well, that's my dad.

01:40:50.199 --> 01:40:52.680
It's like, he's not your dad. That's it. Oh my

01:40:52.680 --> 01:40:58.800
God. Isn't it? Well, they think it's, but it's

01:40:58.800 --> 01:41:02.020
like, and it's like, the Catan, and then Occam's

01:41:02.020 --> 01:41:04.439
like, we need to kill this Xenos bitch, he betrayed

01:41:04.439 --> 01:41:07.539
us! And then they blow up the space station,

01:41:07.720 --> 01:41:11.100
and it's like, oh, we had a tease of a Primarch,

01:41:11.140 --> 01:41:13.479
and it wasn't real, it was a Catan shard. You

01:41:13.479 --> 01:41:16.619
cheeky boys! Stop being cheeky boys! It's a very

01:41:16.619 --> 01:41:19.840
good book, I'd highly suggest it. It might also

01:41:19.840 --> 01:41:22.600
suggest under the law that the prisons slash

01:41:22.600 --> 01:41:25.659
containments for Catan shards are not always

01:41:25.659 --> 01:41:29.300
perfect. So they're still able to somewhat manipulate

01:41:30.539 --> 01:41:33.159
things outside of their prison. Not necessarily

01:41:33.159 --> 01:41:36.539
the Necrons all the time. I do think it is a

01:41:36.539 --> 01:41:38.579
shard of the Deceiver, to be fair, that deceived

01:41:38.579 --> 01:41:40.739
the Alpha Legion. It was like, that tracks. That

01:41:40.739 --> 01:41:46.140
tracks. Yeah. Where was I? This is the time when

01:41:46.140 --> 01:41:49.420
we go to sleep. Orkin the Diviner and other such

01:41:49.420 --> 01:41:54.000
chronomancers or divin... chronomancers is what

01:41:54.000 --> 01:41:55.779
they're called. They have divination powers,

01:41:55.939 --> 01:41:58.520
though. They can see the future. In fact, Orkin

01:41:58.520 --> 01:42:02.600
was originally... very against biotransference.

01:42:02.739 --> 01:42:05.920
And he told everyone what was going to happen,

01:42:05.979 --> 01:42:08.239
but no one listens to him. But now they decide

01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:11.319
to listen to him. And he tells of the time when

01:42:11.319 --> 01:42:14.220
the Eldar Empire will rise and then fall. And

01:42:14.220 --> 01:42:16.460
so he decides, and other chronomancers with him,

01:42:16.560 --> 01:42:19.199
the time limit for the Great Sleep, which is

01:42:19.199 --> 01:42:23.550
60 million years. zarek this is the last command

01:42:23.550 --> 01:42:25.529
he gives for his people to sleep for the 60 million

01:42:25.529 --> 01:42:28.130
years he destroys the command protocols that

01:42:28.130 --> 01:42:30.770
he once had i think that's still canon i don't

01:42:30.770 --> 01:42:32.909
i have not read the newest books i think that's

01:42:32.909 --> 01:42:35.689
still canon yeah i think it adds a layer of tragedy

01:42:35.689 --> 01:42:38.510
to the to the entire war which was like once

01:42:38.510 --> 01:42:42.090
they became necrons they were enslaved to zarek

01:42:42.090 --> 01:42:44.449
and then zarek was essentially enslaved to the

01:42:44.449 --> 01:42:47.460
qatan by the fact that he couldn't He could never

01:42:47.460 --> 01:42:49.979
fight them, even if he had his full Necron, so

01:42:49.979 --> 01:42:56.640
he planned for this later. They see that the

01:42:56.640 --> 01:42:58.560
Eldar are ascendant, and now they don't really

01:42:58.560 --> 01:43:01.539
have the Catan. The Eldar have unbelievable psychic

01:43:01.539 --> 01:43:05.199
potential at this time, psychic power. And they

01:43:05.199 --> 01:43:08.020
do become the most powerful. galactic empire

01:43:08.020 --> 01:43:12.760
for a long time. Until they mess it up big time.

01:43:13.060 --> 01:43:15.779
But they have one advantage, I think, over the

01:43:15.779 --> 01:43:18.760
Necrons, which is they'll never be a new Necron.

01:43:19.319 --> 01:43:23.020
But there will be Eldar can still be born. As

01:43:23.020 --> 01:43:26.119
slow as that process is, there still can be more.

01:43:26.359 --> 01:43:28.880
Now in old lore, and this has technically not

01:43:28.880 --> 01:43:33.819
been retconned, there can be new -ish Necrons

01:43:33.819 --> 01:43:38.189
called Pariahs. And in theory, this can be done

01:43:38.189 --> 01:43:40.949
with any living creature. Almost mackably. Yeah,

01:43:41.050 --> 01:43:44.029
it's questionably canon, but it is still technically

01:43:44.029 --> 01:43:46.989
canon. It's mentioned in recent sources, like

01:43:46.989 --> 01:43:49.710
the Praia Nexus. I think the thing is, it was

01:43:49.710 --> 01:43:52.770
an experiment by Seraz, and he tried it, and

01:43:52.770 --> 01:43:55.350
then he went, this is a dead end. So it's not

01:43:55.350 --> 01:43:58.109
been retconned, but I think the Necrons are like,

01:43:58.250 --> 01:44:02.640
fun experiment. Not great. I guess anything could

01:44:02.640 --> 01:44:05.680
be biotransferred. Couldn't be. In theory, but

01:44:05.680 --> 01:44:08.819
the means of biotransference are not really known

01:44:08.819 --> 01:44:12.840
anymore. I don't think you could. The actual

01:44:12.840 --> 01:44:15.880
lore is that the biotransference was made for

01:44:15.880 --> 01:44:18.260
Necronteer, and if you send a non -Necronteer

01:44:18.260 --> 01:44:21.159
through it, it doesn't work correctly. The way

01:44:21.159 --> 01:44:23.239
they make pariahs from humanity is they have

01:44:23.239 --> 01:44:25.579
to have the pariah genes. They have to be known.

01:44:26.399 --> 01:44:31.060
Yeah, so like... Sisters of Silence for the male

01:44:31.060 --> 01:44:33.079
equivalent, which aren't made into them. Yeah.

01:44:33.680 --> 01:44:35.920
We'll get a picture on screen, maybe. We'll get

01:44:35.920 --> 01:44:38.159
a picture on screen for people from Dawn of the

01:44:38.159 --> 01:44:41.880
War. If our internist Maximus is listening. But

01:44:41.880 --> 01:44:45.460
anyways, pariahs are basically these semi -quasi

01:44:45.460 --> 01:44:48.180
-necron things where they turn a human... blank

01:44:48.180 --> 01:44:50.619
into a necron there's still some organs inside

01:44:50.619 --> 01:44:52.520
of them because they can't go through true biotransference

01:44:52.520 --> 01:44:55.359
uh but they have worse eyes they're blanks they're

01:44:55.359 --> 01:44:58.140
very scary thomas mcabee is a guy in dawn of

01:44:58.140 --> 01:45:00.600
war does he have any lore worth noting andy uh

01:45:00.600 --> 01:45:03.819
not much i did a video on him it's not much all

01:45:03.819 --> 01:45:06.300
you got to know is that you can't be a soul if

01:45:06.300 --> 01:45:08.539
you want to be a necron that's the rules yeah

01:45:08.539 --> 01:45:15.699
uh and orkin as a quote from orkin the diviner

01:45:15.699 --> 01:45:18.829
is time is a weapon like no other if nothing

01:45:18.829 --> 01:45:21.770
else i can simply wait for my foes to rot and

01:45:21.770 --> 01:45:24.609
wait they do for the 60 million years they slumber

01:45:24.609 --> 01:45:27.329
and the necron do indeed rise and fall just as

01:45:27.329 --> 01:45:30.210
orkin said they would there's a cool quote in

01:45:30.210 --> 01:45:32.930
this in this old book now speaking of the old

01:45:32.930 --> 01:45:35.670
book the old necron lore the retcon stuff was

01:45:35.670 --> 01:45:39.420
the entire species was fully enslaved to the

01:45:39.420 --> 01:45:43.079
will of the Catan, the gods, and had no really

01:45:43.079 --> 01:45:45.300
free will slash sentience at all. They were just

01:45:45.300 --> 01:45:47.880
Terminators. The nobility maybe had a little

01:45:47.880 --> 01:45:51.319
bit. It's kind of wishy -washy. But the Catan

01:45:51.319 --> 01:45:54.199
actually remained in the old lore. This is retconned.

01:45:54.199 --> 01:45:56.500
This is not real anymore. The Catan themselves

01:45:56.500 --> 01:45:58.840
were still gods and remained in the old lore

01:45:58.840 --> 01:46:01.710
and were still kicking. And their goal was to

01:46:01.710 --> 01:46:05.630
enslave and eradicate and consume all life in

01:46:05.630 --> 01:46:07.670
the galaxy. And they used the Necrons. These

01:46:07.670 --> 01:46:09.989
Necrons were just these really scary Terminator

01:46:09.989 --> 01:46:15.949
-esque things. And I found a cool quote. Some

01:46:15.949 --> 01:46:20.170
Eldar believe that the Necrons are a worse threat

01:46:20.170 --> 01:46:24.010
than Slaanesh herself. That being Illich Nightspear.

01:46:24.130 --> 01:46:26.050
He knows a lot about the Yingrex, which is what

01:46:26.050 --> 01:46:28.989
they call the Necrons. Now, this Eldar quote

01:46:28.989 --> 01:46:31.270
from this old lore, but this is still canon,

01:46:31.369 --> 01:46:34.430
I would say. The banshees call shall wake the

01:46:34.430 --> 01:46:37.890
dead when dark portents wax nigh. Heed them as

01:46:37.890 --> 01:46:40.890
the counsel of a seer or a father. The yngir

01:46:40.890 --> 01:46:43.649
who have slept since the birth of chaos shall

01:46:43.649 --> 01:46:46.430
crawl once more from their tombs, thirsting for

01:46:46.430 --> 01:46:48.729
warmth. The war in heaven shall be as nothing

01:46:48.729 --> 01:46:50.989
to their vengeance. For the sons of Azarian,

01:46:51.310 --> 01:46:55.170
few in number cannot stand against them. I just

01:46:55.170 --> 01:46:57.819
like... The South Park quote, I think, sums it

01:46:57.819 --> 01:47:00.899
up quite well. How do you kill that which has

01:47:00.899 --> 01:47:04.060
no life? That's how the Eldar are like. How do

01:47:04.060 --> 01:47:07.939
you fight the Necrons? And the eye of Isha shall

01:47:07.939 --> 01:47:10.760
dim, closing for eternity. Such a gentle goddess

01:47:10.760 --> 01:47:12.979
cannot witness such atrocities as they shall

01:47:12.979 --> 01:47:15.680
wreak. The soulless ones shall be the harbingers

01:47:15.680 --> 01:47:17.859
of the dark fate. Then shall come the living

01:47:17.859 --> 01:47:46.909
dead, the progeny. Pretty, pretty, pretty edgy.

01:47:47.029 --> 01:47:50.720
Pretty edgy and cool. Speaking about old lore,

01:47:50.939 --> 01:47:53.640
is there anything worth talking about the Chaos

01:47:53.640 --> 01:47:55.760
Android stuff, Colin? I know you did recently

01:47:55.760 --> 01:47:58.520
a Rogue Trader thing. Is there anything funny

01:47:58.520 --> 01:48:01.560
worth noting there? You can clearly see they're

01:48:01.560 --> 01:48:03.880
the precursors to what Necrons would be. I mean,

01:48:03.899 --> 01:48:06.319
just visually looking at them, that is clearly

01:48:06.319 --> 01:48:10.819
a proto -Necron. But Rogue Trader was a magical

01:48:10.819 --> 01:48:15.140
time where not only were robots commonplace and

01:48:15.140 --> 01:48:19.619
regularly employed in war by everyone, But the

01:48:19.619 --> 01:48:21.779
Eldar weren't even the only ones who had shuriken

01:48:21.779 --> 01:48:24.779
cannons. They're among a variety of other weird

01:48:24.779 --> 01:48:28.539
things. In fact, Chaos Androids aren't even in

01:48:28.539 --> 01:48:30.779
the very first edition of Rogue Trader. Like,

01:48:30.800 --> 01:48:33.039
they're not in the core book. They came out a

01:48:33.039 --> 01:48:35.819
little bit after. But no, they're just chaos

01:48:35.819 --> 01:48:39.119
corrupted robots. Shove a demon in the robot.

01:48:40.380 --> 01:48:46.109
Send it forth. You can go find old Chaos model

01:48:46.109 --> 01:48:49.750
art in Androids. It looks like a Necron. Their

01:48:49.750 --> 01:48:52.630
design became the Necrons, but Chaos Corrupted

01:48:52.630 --> 01:48:54.909
Robot is about as far as you can get from the

01:48:54.909 --> 01:48:57.390
Necrons while still being a robot. Although I

01:48:57.390 --> 01:49:00.689
have a source that might point to Chaos Corrupted

01:49:00.689 --> 01:49:07.229
Necrons. Do tell. i've got a section so i don't

01:49:07.229 --> 01:49:10.050
know it's too early i will wait it's it's very

01:49:10.050 --> 01:49:12.670
it's all it's all death watch uh stuff death

01:49:12.670 --> 01:49:16.510
watch rpg stuff but i did videos on these characters

01:49:16.510 --> 01:49:18.529
like i didn't know they existed like me but did

01:49:18.529 --> 01:49:22.229
i and then i found them maybe a death watch rpg

01:49:22.229 --> 01:49:24.090
writer was having some fun bringing back the

01:49:24.090 --> 01:49:30.229
chaos androids that'd be cool but they're more

01:49:30.229 --> 01:49:35.819
to say andy are we good Sorry? I thought there

01:49:35.819 --> 01:49:39.159
was more to say. So we're good. It's time to

01:49:39.159 --> 01:49:41.420
wake up, though. It's time to wake up. It's been

01:49:41.420 --> 01:49:45.439
60 million years. It's time to wake up. Not everyone

01:49:45.439 --> 01:49:47.880
wakes up at the same time. There's a lot of problems.

01:49:48.539 --> 01:49:51.300
Turns out 60 million years is a long time to

01:49:51.300 --> 01:49:54.420
be relying on stuff to work. And so time kind

01:49:54.420 --> 01:49:57.399
of messes up a lot of things. The Necrons are

01:49:57.399 --> 01:50:00.859
sleeping within... tomb world these tomb worlds

01:50:00.859 --> 01:50:05.220
your old hell wow these two worlds thanks these

01:50:05.220 --> 01:50:09.079
two worlds are watched over by these cryptic

01:50:09.079 --> 01:50:12.880
made autonomous spirits kind of like ai but also

01:50:12.880 --> 01:50:14.840
the necrons do sort of actually believe in the

01:50:14.840 --> 01:50:17.600
machine spirit as well maybe the void dragon

01:50:17.600 --> 01:50:19.739
imparted machine spirits maybe that's a thing

01:50:19.739 --> 01:50:22.039
that happened i'm not sure but it's watched over

01:50:22.039 --> 01:50:24.279
by these autonomous spirits the the tomb worlds

01:50:24.279 --> 01:50:29.500
the the tomb mind and It uses canoptics, these

01:50:29.500 --> 01:50:32.880
little beastie insectile things that kind of

01:50:32.880 --> 01:50:36.319
upkeep the tombs. They guard the tombs. It more

01:50:36.319 --> 01:50:38.619
or less works pretty well. Some tomb worlds are

01:50:38.619 --> 01:50:41.199
destroyed in natural disasters. Alaytok hunts

01:50:41.199 --> 01:50:43.460
down a lot of tomb worlds and just kind of purges

01:50:43.460 --> 01:50:45.539
them because Alaytok really hates the Necrons

01:50:45.539 --> 01:50:47.359
even more than all the other guys. Ilyk is from

01:50:47.359 --> 01:50:51.560
Alaytok. The biggest problem, though, I would

01:50:51.560 --> 01:50:54.479
say is, other than just a lot of people not waking

01:50:54.479 --> 01:50:59.260
up at all, the biggest problem... is the mental

01:50:59.260 --> 01:51:02.260
issues that the Necrons find themselves plagued

01:51:02.260 --> 01:51:05.399
by, which are the Destroyer Virus and the Flayer

01:51:05.399 --> 01:51:08.880
Virus and overall madness. The Destroyer Virus,

01:51:09.220 --> 01:51:13.920
the origin of it is unsure entirely. No one really

01:51:13.920 --> 01:51:15.399
knows where it comes from. It might be a flaw

01:51:15.399 --> 01:51:17.840
in some kind of coding or some kind of thing

01:51:17.840 --> 01:51:21.880
left by the Catan. It's not sure. But it turns

01:51:21.880 --> 01:51:25.000
you into basically what the old retconned Necrons

01:51:25.000 --> 01:51:28.560
were, which are... nihilistic, want -to -kill

01:51:28.560 --> 01:51:31.539
-everything Terminator robots. Destroyers are

01:51:31.539 --> 01:51:34.439
obsessed with extinguishing all possible life,

01:51:34.460 --> 01:51:36.720
not just sentient life, but all life down to

01:51:36.720 --> 01:51:40.060
the bacterial, microscopic level. There's a scene

01:51:40.060 --> 01:51:41.739
in the Trazen book where he's talking with the

01:51:41.739 --> 01:51:45.260
Destroyer, and he's like, is this weird genius

01:51:45.260 --> 01:51:48.340
evil scientist guy who's causing natural disasters

01:51:48.340 --> 01:51:50.460
to speed up the process of destroying the entire

01:51:50.460 --> 01:51:53.079
planet and like eradicate all the life from it

01:51:53.079 --> 01:51:54.720
they want to get rid of trees and plants and

01:51:54.720 --> 01:51:57.800
bugs and humans and everything these guys are

01:51:57.800 --> 01:52:00.420
like attacking the ground to kill the bacterias

01:52:00.420 --> 01:52:03.420
in the ground isn't that yeah they they hate

01:52:03.420 --> 01:52:06.899
they hate they're the uh i don't know what game

01:52:06.899 --> 01:52:09.079
is from but the weird fleshy computer that says

01:52:09.079 --> 01:52:12.720
that he hates things a lot I have no mouth and

01:52:12.720 --> 01:52:15.920
I must scream. They're that boss fight from Doom

01:52:15.920 --> 01:52:20.539
that floats. Cyberdemon? No, not Cyberdemon.

01:52:21.079 --> 01:52:26.060
It is anything. Beholders? It's the one that

01:52:26.060 --> 01:52:30.720
has a little dump truck. It's got a dump truck

01:52:30.720 --> 01:52:33.859
and it floats. No, no, no. He's got a dump truck

01:52:33.859 --> 01:52:40.500
and he floats and he's got a slab for legs. I

01:52:40.500 --> 01:52:42.199
found the picture. Now I need to know what he

01:52:42.199 --> 01:52:47.779
is. He's in Doom 2016. Are you sure that's not

01:52:47.779 --> 01:52:49.420
the case? We'll work on that. We'll work on that.

01:52:49.800 --> 01:52:52.739
I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. That's

01:52:52.739 --> 01:52:54.560
the Destroyer virus. The Destroyer Lords and

01:52:54.560 --> 01:52:56.920
regular Destroyers. Doom Hunter. Sorry. It's

01:52:56.920 --> 01:52:59.460
a Doom Hunter. They're the beetle guys who float.

01:52:59.600 --> 01:53:01.800
I love them. They're one of the coolest models,

01:53:01.939 --> 01:53:04.039
in my opinion. Then we have the Flare virus,

01:53:04.300 --> 01:53:08.579
which really sucks. It's Landegore's gift. Some

01:53:08.579 --> 01:53:10.760
believe it to be myth, but it is very much real.

01:53:11.039 --> 01:53:13.340
It's depicted differently in a lot of books.

01:53:13.460 --> 01:53:15.760
Sometimes it's a slow encroaching thing that

01:53:15.760 --> 01:53:19.779
kind of almost implies that it'll get all necrons

01:53:19.779 --> 01:53:21.899
eventually. Some books, it's an immediate thing

01:53:21.899 --> 01:53:24.859
that happens. Some books, flayers can turn other

01:53:24.859 --> 01:53:27.420
necrons into flayers and just transmit the disease

01:53:27.420 --> 01:53:31.060
that way. Some sources don't think it's infectious

01:53:31.060 --> 01:53:35.289
at all. Hard to say for sure. flare patterns

01:53:35.289 --> 01:53:37.770
are not recalled to the tomb world the tomb worlds

01:53:37.770 --> 01:53:39.850
know what a flare is and don't let it back in

01:53:39.850 --> 01:53:41.949
so when you destroy a flare they're gone for

01:53:41.949 --> 01:53:43.689
good generally of course they still like can

01:53:43.689 --> 01:53:45.510
reanimate with their living metal and stuff but

01:53:45.510 --> 01:53:50.310
uh in one book in the anricure the traveler novella

01:53:50.310 --> 01:53:53.149
there's a cryptek who succumbs to the flare virus

01:53:53.149 --> 01:53:56.609
and she kind of hears it as a constant like buzzing

01:53:56.609 --> 01:54:02.539
and static in her mind and this weird The Landgore

01:54:02.539 --> 01:54:04.979
message comes out of one of them, and it says,

01:54:05.140 --> 01:54:07.899
to those who are faithless and wretched in their

01:54:07.899 --> 01:54:15.560
jealousies, to those who have denied us, to those

01:54:15.560 --> 01:54:17.899
who have denied me, I will wreak vengeance. I

01:54:17.899 --> 01:54:19.880
will wrench your souls and break your bones.

01:54:20.039 --> 01:54:22.880
I will cast hunger through your accursed existence

01:54:22.880 --> 01:54:26.199
down the eons. You will not forget. I will grant

01:54:26.199 --> 01:54:28.800
you this gift from love turned aside and make

01:54:28.800 --> 01:54:31.829
you like me. break you in my image as you have

01:54:31.829 --> 01:54:34.930
broken me i shall cast the fear of myself into

01:54:34.930 --> 01:54:37.970
you and all of your kind i am landegore i am

01:54:37.970 --> 01:54:40.409
the hunger i am the flare and from this moment

01:54:40.409 --> 01:54:42.949
you shall be too so i suppose that's probably

01:54:42.949 --> 01:54:46.649
what he said when they killed him the flare virus

01:54:46.649 --> 01:54:50.229
also plays into this thing called the diasporic

01:54:50.229 --> 01:54:53.250
which is like the phantom brain of a necron it's

01:54:53.250 --> 01:54:55.770
largely spoken about in the twice dead king books

01:54:55.770 --> 01:55:00.170
it's kind of like the imprint of their brain

01:55:00.170 --> 01:55:04.449
still exists and it is trying it's like this

01:55:04.449 --> 01:55:07.810
cage thing trying to get out of this metallic

01:55:07.810 --> 01:55:10.630
prison that's been put into it makes them think

01:55:10.630 --> 01:55:14.130
that they are still in actual bodies but then

01:55:14.130 --> 01:55:15.609
they realize they're not in the actual bodies

01:55:15.609 --> 01:55:18.550
and they spiral into this like crazy panic attack

01:55:18.550 --> 01:55:21.710
type thing they have a necron necron might like

01:55:21.710 --> 01:55:24.130
try to breathe and then realize It has no lungs,

01:55:24.189 --> 01:55:26.409
so I can't breathe. So it feels like a suffocating,

01:55:26.470 --> 01:55:28.649
even though I can't. Oh, my heart is racing.

01:55:28.750 --> 01:55:31.890
Wait. Yeah. I don't have a heart. Wait. Why do

01:55:31.890 --> 01:55:36.050
I feel this beating? And then it goes back. And

01:55:36.050 --> 01:55:38.890
this, this diasporic phantom mind seems to get

01:55:38.890 --> 01:55:40.869
worse and worse. The further you progress down

01:55:40.869 --> 01:55:43.470
the flare virus path into twice. I gain books.

01:55:43.630 --> 01:55:46.289
They are. It's very much a process that slowly

01:55:46.289 --> 01:55:48.470
creeps up and gets you. One of the characters

01:55:48.470 --> 01:55:51.289
is like caught trying to like stuff flesh into

01:55:51.289 --> 01:55:54.220
his mouth. And he's like, I just have a little

01:55:54.220 --> 01:55:58.159
bit on Sundays. It's not a big deal. But that's

01:55:58.159 --> 01:55:59.800
what the flare virus does. It's my cheat day,

01:55:59.800 --> 01:56:03.800
said the pharaoh. Yeah, it's fine. The flare

01:56:03.800 --> 01:56:07.520
virus makes you crave flesh. Like, drastically.

01:56:07.699 --> 01:56:09.279
It makes you want flesh. It makes you want to

01:56:09.279 --> 01:56:12.220
be a being of flesh again. And it makes you want

01:56:12.220 --> 01:56:14.510
to eat flesh. These things... the flayers will

01:56:14.510 --> 01:56:16.750
grow their long fingernails become animalistic

01:56:16.750 --> 01:56:18.750
they get the power to walk within this dimension

01:56:18.750 --> 01:56:21.130
called the ghost wind so they can just pop up

01:56:21.130 --> 01:56:23.069
wherever they want and like kind of tunnel through

01:56:23.069 --> 01:56:27.250
reality and they are probably one of the scariest

01:56:27.250 --> 01:56:29.510
worst things you can encounter in warhammer they

01:56:29.510 --> 01:56:32.350
will literally flay you alive and wear your skin

01:56:32.350 --> 01:56:34.789
and take your organs and try to stuff them into

01:56:34.789 --> 01:56:36.810
their mouths which they don't have they have

01:56:36.810 --> 01:56:38.829
no stomachs they there's not a hunger that they

01:56:38.829 --> 01:56:41.739
can ever quench it's literally an eternal hungry

01:56:41.739 --> 01:56:46.340
i have no stomach and i must feed yes i do think

01:56:46.340 --> 01:56:49.560
of the one which was in uh twice a king with

01:56:49.560 --> 01:56:53.340
the one pops up behind the guy and goes put his

01:56:53.340 --> 01:56:55.760
finger his long finger to his mouth his little

01:56:55.760 --> 01:56:59.840
grill and was like i'm gonna kill this guy you

01:56:59.840 --> 01:57:04.560
know in uh in the book kazarkin the flares can

01:57:04.560 --> 01:57:07.880
go to a sleepy necron and like put their heads

01:57:07.880 --> 01:57:10.819
on theirs and turn them into a flare That's the

01:57:10.819 --> 01:57:12.340
only time that we see that really happening.

01:57:12.520 --> 01:57:15.260
And then in the Anarchia of the Traveler, when

01:57:15.260 --> 01:57:18.079
a Canopic Spider runs into a Flayer, and it turns

01:57:18.079 --> 01:57:21.300
it all red and affects it as well. So, I don't

01:57:21.300 --> 01:57:23.399
know, it's wacky. The other, the last problem,

01:57:23.560 --> 01:57:26.380
main problem, playing Necrons is just madness,

01:57:26.579 --> 01:57:29.699
generally. Insanity, madness. Some wake up insane,

01:57:29.819 --> 01:57:32.960
some develop the insanity after literal eons.

01:57:33.899 --> 01:57:38.340
But, for example, someone might wake up... and

01:57:38.340 --> 01:57:40.500
they've lost a part of themselves in the Great

01:57:40.500 --> 01:57:45.180
Sleep. Take Zandrek, for example. He still believes

01:57:45.180 --> 01:57:47.640
he's a being of flesh, but not really. But a

01:57:47.640 --> 01:57:49.220
lot of Necrons will be like that. Like, there's

01:57:49.220 --> 01:57:51.579
the Necron Lord in the book, Kazakin, who is

01:57:51.579 --> 01:57:53.420
completely convinced that he is still a being

01:57:53.420 --> 01:57:55.899
of flesh. He still breathes. He still has blood.

01:57:56.020 --> 01:57:59.060
He still thinks all of these things. And he's,

01:57:59.079 --> 01:58:02.140
like, obsessed with making these wacky sandcastles.

01:58:02.180 --> 01:58:04.859
And obsession plagues the minds of a lot of these

01:58:04.859 --> 01:58:07.510
Lords. They're either insane or obsessed. every

01:58:07.510 --> 01:58:09.970
every single character is kind of affected by

01:58:09.970 --> 01:58:13.689
at least a small flaw after as the eons the time

01:58:13.689 --> 01:58:17.250
has ravished them at least a tiny bit and yeah

01:58:17.250 --> 01:58:21.670
the as they wake up they see that it is their

01:58:21.670 --> 01:58:24.859
time to take control of the galaxy it is their

01:58:24.859 --> 01:58:27.439
time to reclaim the stars they have now come

01:58:27.439 --> 01:58:30.340
to see every other species of insects who are

01:58:30.340 --> 01:58:32.460
utterly below them some of them don't even believe

01:58:32.460 --> 01:58:34.720
in their sentience anarchy of the traveler does

01:58:34.720 --> 01:58:37.260
not believe humans are fully sentient in any

01:58:37.260 --> 01:58:39.939
way shape or form they are apes they are insects

01:58:39.939 --> 01:58:42.659
they are germs and bacteria we are nothing to

01:58:42.659 --> 01:58:45.199
them this quote here says we are less than cattle

01:58:45.199 --> 01:58:48.319
to these beings casual to be cast aside consumed

01:58:48.319 --> 01:58:59.399
or made sport with Now, Zarek, in his final days,

01:58:59.579 --> 01:59:02.439
was very much contemplating returning to flesh,

01:59:02.600 --> 01:59:06.279
and this lingering thought has kind of touched

01:59:06.279 --> 01:59:08.239
a lot of the Necrons, as it was the last thing

01:59:08.239 --> 01:59:10.840
on his mind before he told them to go to sleep

01:59:10.840 --> 01:59:14.659
and got rid of the command protocols. So there

01:59:14.659 --> 01:59:17.359
is, as I said earlier, a... decent chunk of the

01:59:17.359 --> 01:59:19.399
necrons who want to go back to their bodies of

01:59:19.399 --> 01:59:21.520
flesh as they believe it will bring them real

01:59:21.520 --> 01:59:24.119
life in souls again trades in the infinite in

01:59:24.119 --> 01:59:26.199
the divine book is mostly about this of them

01:59:26.199 --> 01:59:30.899
trying to return to the flesh and uh there's

01:59:30.899 --> 01:59:32.840
some random more stuff in there that's kind of

01:59:32.840 --> 01:59:37.220
fun uh but overall flesh is seen as kind of disgusting

01:59:37.220 --> 01:59:39.340
this taboo thing they don't want to touch it

01:59:39.340 --> 01:59:43.239
ever uh and the machine is sacred the necron

01:59:43.239 --> 01:59:45.859
is sacred they are holy their stones are sacred

01:59:45.859 --> 01:59:51.380
yeah so but to bring in the podcast full circle

01:59:51.380 --> 01:59:55.079
you're like how do they feel about poop yeah

01:59:55.079 --> 01:59:59.939
okay uh yes probably the eschatological or whatever

01:59:59.939 --> 02:00:04.319
they call it uh plumbing generally pee and poo

02:00:04.319 --> 02:00:09.250
is like literally the nastiest thing that they

02:00:09.250 --> 02:00:10.829
never want to think about they don't want to

02:00:10.829 --> 02:00:13.250
touch it they don't want to even like be associated

02:00:13.250 --> 02:00:14.710
with it they don't want to think about it at

02:00:14.710 --> 02:00:19.029
all it's nasty and they hate it straight up not

02:00:19.029 --> 02:00:26.289
in this yeah yeah this this denny's on a wednesday

02:00:26.289 --> 02:00:31.189
was not my most pleasant shite me at castle at

02:00:31.189 --> 02:00:38.140
3am necron's worst nightmare um Taco Bell is

02:00:38.140 --> 02:00:41.039
there. Do you think they annihilate Taco Bells

02:00:41.039 --> 02:00:43.520
on sight because they know what happens there?

02:00:44.720 --> 02:00:50.359
Oh, man. Godforsaken things happen there. There

02:00:50.359 --> 02:00:51.939
is an interesting part. I think one character,

02:00:52.079 --> 02:00:54.899
they think he gets poo on his hand and they go

02:00:54.899 --> 02:01:00.340
like... I have something about that somewhere

02:01:00.340 --> 02:01:03.119
in these notes. I don't know where. I didn't

02:01:03.119 --> 02:01:05.119
mention something at the beginning, which I really

02:01:05.119 --> 02:01:07.539
liked. I don't know why. I think I just forgot

02:01:07.539 --> 02:01:12.380
to say it for some reason. There was one guy.

02:01:13.979 --> 02:01:16.100
I can't really find the thing, but I just know

02:01:16.100 --> 02:01:19.579
it exists. One time to appease the stars, they

02:01:19.579 --> 02:01:22.539
sent a noble who took his ship and all of his

02:01:22.539 --> 02:01:25.010
people and just flew into a star. as a sacrifice,

02:01:25.069 --> 02:01:26.850
and he's like awkward in this day, and I think

02:01:26.850 --> 02:01:28.649
they still have his face lying around or something.

02:01:29.409 --> 02:01:34.350
God bless. And I'm proud to be a Necromancer.

02:01:34.350 --> 02:01:36.449
That's all I can think of playing, even though

02:01:36.449 --> 02:01:40.670
it's not relevant at all. Okay. During the Great

02:01:40.670 --> 02:01:44.010
Sleep, there was one cast of Necrons who stayed

02:01:44.010 --> 02:01:46.109
awake, and these were the Treyarch Praetorians,

02:01:46.170 --> 02:01:49.300
and they did a very unique job. Very unlike a

02:01:49.300 --> 02:01:51.739
lot of other Necrons, their job was not only

02:01:51.739 --> 02:01:55.000
to preserve and watch over the tomb worlds, but

02:01:55.000 --> 02:01:57.920
also to spread Necron tier culture and Necron

02:01:57.920 --> 02:02:00.920
culture, just in case. The Great Sleep didn't

02:02:00.920 --> 02:02:03.159
go so well and nobody woke up. They wanted to

02:02:03.159 --> 02:02:05.420
make sure that the Necron culture and the Necron

02:02:05.420 --> 02:02:08.720
mindset kind of survived the eons. So these Treyarch

02:02:08.720 --> 02:02:10.619
Praetorians would go around studying other cultures

02:02:10.619 --> 02:02:12.479
and finding out lots of things about other races.

02:02:12.640 --> 02:02:15.060
And they would also just spread Necron tier culture.

02:02:15.220 --> 02:02:17.199
So there's a decent chance, even though it's

02:02:17.199 --> 02:02:19.159
never really talked about, that there's people,

02:02:19.300 --> 02:02:21.779
there's entire planets out there who like believe

02:02:21.779 --> 02:02:25.020
in Necron gods and live like actual Necron tier

02:02:25.020 --> 02:02:28.520
did, which is kind of cool. these are also the

02:02:28.520 --> 02:02:30.960
servants of the the servants the eyes and the

02:02:30.960 --> 02:02:34.479
ears of the silent king he speaks through the

02:02:34.479 --> 02:02:39.760
triarch the the grand judicator uh yeah anything

02:02:39.760 --> 02:02:42.399
anything else cool around this section does that

02:02:42.399 --> 02:02:44.600
maybe hint to the fact that because in real life

02:02:44.600 --> 02:02:47.479
there was ancient pyramid like yeah like in our

02:02:47.479 --> 02:02:50.590
world then maybe it implies that One of them

02:02:50.590 --> 02:02:52.890
at least had an influence on humanity in some

02:02:52.890 --> 02:02:55.949
sense. I think Red also has a theory about this.

02:02:56.029 --> 02:02:58.050
I don't really remember it that well. Prospero

02:02:58.050 --> 02:03:01.090
is influenced quite heavily by that similar type

02:03:01.090 --> 02:03:04.170
of culture as well. So maybe it could have been

02:03:04.170 --> 02:03:05.850
a hint to there as well. It would be quite interesting.

02:03:07.350 --> 02:03:11.079
Now, I guess I misspoke earlier. First contact

02:03:11.079 --> 02:03:15.500
with the Imperium is potentially in 793 .m41

02:03:15.500 --> 02:03:18.859
when an Inquisitor comes to investigate why Selenance

02:03:18.859 --> 02:03:21.500
was completely ignored by a High Fleet. Selenance

02:03:21.500 --> 02:03:25.439
is Trazen the Inquisitor's planet. And he has...

02:03:25.439 --> 02:03:27.779
Everyone knows the Trazen quote where he's talking

02:03:27.779 --> 02:03:32.039
about the lady who he captures in his Labyrinth,

02:03:32.060 --> 02:03:34.079
which is, by the way, one of the worst places

02:03:34.079 --> 02:03:37.140
you can possibly go. And then Dav knows... If

02:03:37.140 --> 02:03:41.329
you're smart enough to get out, idiot. damn knows

02:03:41.329 --> 02:03:44.529
uh happens the the lord awakens there this is

02:03:44.529 --> 02:03:48.949
kind of old necron lore but not really it's still

02:03:48.949 --> 02:03:52.670
canon uh it's kind of new with necrons more or

02:03:52.670 --> 02:03:57.369
less uh i don't know but they wake up they supposedly

02:03:57.369 --> 02:04:00.449
they used to take much of the webway as well

02:04:00.449 --> 02:04:03.810
i guess i can say technically then we this is

02:04:03.810 --> 02:04:07.069
like from when uh into the way when it was like

02:04:07.069 --> 02:04:11.079
early 2000s this is In the M41 is when they first

02:04:11.079 --> 02:04:14.260
come across Necrons, but the Necrons, at least

02:04:14.260 --> 02:04:18.000
according to Infinite and the Divine, some of

02:04:18.000 --> 02:04:20.479
them had awakened actually just before the Horus,

02:04:20.479 --> 02:04:21.420
like a few thousand years before Horus Heresy.

02:04:21.420 --> 02:04:23.859
Frazen watches the Horus Heresy happen on live

02:04:23.859 --> 02:04:26.579
TV, basically. And he says it's really boring.

02:04:28.370 --> 02:04:32.050
it's like a soap opera drama for him it's like

02:04:32.050 --> 02:04:35.390
the super bowl he's like yay he said the great

02:04:35.390 --> 02:04:37.789
crusade was boring but the horus heresy made

02:04:37.789 --> 02:04:40.390
it interesting and i remember that very specifically

02:04:40.390 --> 02:04:43.050
because i remember thinking ah yes we need to

02:04:43.050 --> 02:04:46.170
jerk off the heresy more i know he said um he

02:04:46.170 --> 02:04:49.369
said off the imperium makes the universe boring

02:04:49.369 --> 02:04:52.829
because they're so uniform and he likes unique

02:04:52.829 --> 02:04:56.220
things to be added to his museum so he Took lots

02:04:56.220 --> 02:04:58.300
of things from the Horus Heresy when that came

02:04:58.300 --> 02:05:00.199
out. There's some Ultramarines. They'll come

02:05:00.199 --> 02:05:03.439
in handy later. These ones are colored red and

02:05:03.439 --> 02:05:07.399
these ones blue. This is cool. Fucking bullshit.

02:05:07.560 --> 02:05:09.840
He took the Emperor's Children's Genesee as well.

02:05:09.880 --> 02:05:13.699
He took Volgrim. That was his biggest troll.

02:05:13.939 --> 02:05:16.239
He literally trolled the Emperor's Children.

02:05:17.399 --> 02:05:20.119
Should we read some donations before I go into

02:05:20.119 --> 02:05:22.680
the dynasties and the hierarchy and stuff? We

02:05:22.680 --> 02:05:27.569
got one. I think we have more than one, sir.

02:05:28.430 --> 02:05:30.850
Tyboros, the colorblind way. Andy, we definitely

02:05:30.850 --> 02:05:34.010
have more than one. You sure? I didn't think

02:05:34.010 --> 02:05:37.189
so. Unless I missed the one that we read. Oh,

02:05:37.189 --> 02:05:40.550
no, sorry. Yeah, I see it. I'm mistaken. Sorry.

02:05:41.210 --> 02:05:43.470
Thank you, Tyboros. Thank you very much, Tyboros.

02:05:43.590 --> 02:05:47.550
That's all. Late but obligatory Midwestern song.

02:05:47.909 --> 02:05:50.689
I don't know this song, so I'm going to take

02:05:50.689 --> 02:05:53.529
your word that it's real. The legend lives on

02:05:53.529 --> 02:05:56.229
from the Chippewa on down the big lake they call

02:05:56.229 --> 02:06:00.149
Gitche Gumee. The lake that is said never gives

02:06:00.149 --> 02:06:02.189
up or dead when the skies don't remember turn

02:06:02.189 --> 02:06:03.829
gloomy. Never mind, I've heard that song. It

02:06:03.829 --> 02:06:06.189
just took me, it's been a minute. I used to live

02:06:06.189 --> 02:06:09.430
on a street named Chippewa. I went to a school

02:06:09.430 --> 02:06:12.350
called Chippewa. That is a certified Midwestern

02:06:12.350 --> 02:06:19.380
song right there. Carry on. go kind of quickly

02:06:19.380 --> 02:06:23.600
through the dynasties the dynasties and uh the

02:06:23.600 --> 02:06:27.060
modern structure of the hierarchy of the necrons

02:06:27.060 --> 02:06:30.640
and then i'll maybe skip stuff about random things

02:06:30.640 --> 02:06:32.840
and we'll just go into my fun facts section because

02:06:32.840 --> 02:06:35.810
this is probably gonna be about three hours but

02:06:35.810 --> 02:06:38.050
we'll chill out we'll chill out a little bit

02:06:38.050 --> 02:06:39.729
and then we'll just skim over the characters

02:06:39.729 --> 02:06:42.090
and i'll we'll have to wait for my magnum opus

02:06:42.090 --> 02:06:45.449
100 page necron video that will happen characters

02:06:45.449 --> 02:06:48.430
might be its own video to be fair the characters

02:06:48.430 --> 02:06:50.310
will be their own video yeah so we'll skim through

02:06:50.310 --> 02:06:53.710
them um when the time comes but as for who's

02:06:53.710 --> 02:06:57.050
in charge right now it it's changing now that

02:06:57.050 --> 02:06:59.949
the silent king is back but for most for the

02:06:59.949 --> 02:07:02.439
most part immotech was kind of the big big man

02:07:02.439 --> 02:07:04.420
in charge. Now the Silent King is coming back.

02:07:04.479 --> 02:07:06.140
But regardless, they're both from the South Tech

02:07:06.140 --> 02:07:08.939
dynasty. Oh, no, they're not. Sorry. Imhotek's

02:07:08.939 --> 02:07:11.300
the South Tech dynasty. Zarek is the Zarekin

02:07:11.300 --> 02:07:15.079
dynasty, if I remember correctly. Yes. South

02:07:15.079 --> 02:07:17.739
Tech, more or less, are in control. Zarekin are

02:07:17.739 --> 02:07:19.520
on their way up with the coming of the Silent

02:07:19.520 --> 02:07:22.340
King with many worlds under his controls. And

02:07:22.340 --> 02:07:25.680
we're maybe seeing a rivalry, Civil War thing.

02:07:25.819 --> 02:07:27.800
I gotta read these two goofy new books, even

02:07:27.800 --> 02:07:30.170
though they're Space Marine books. I'll do it.

02:07:30.270 --> 02:07:33.569
But anyway, the structure goes as follows. We

02:07:33.569 --> 02:07:37.069
have the hierarchy, the Treyarch. The Treyarch

02:07:37.069 --> 02:07:39.909
is the Silent King and the two other guys who

02:07:39.909 --> 02:07:42.890
are important. I don't think the two other parts

02:07:42.890 --> 02:07:45.270
of the Treyarch exist anymore. I think it's just

02:07:45.270 --> 02:07:47.609
the Silent King. There used to be two other heads

02:07:47.609 --> 02:07:49.369
to the Treyarch and the Silent King spoke through

02:07:49.369 --> 02:07:52.170
them. Now it's the Silent King and his Treyarch

02:07:52.170 --> 02:07:55.050
Praetorians. They're on his dais of destiny,

02:07:55.170 --> 02:07:57.229
aren't they? Oh, that is who those are, isn't

02:07:57.229 --> 02:07:59.909
it? Those fellas. Yeah, the random dudes. Yeah,

02:07:59.949 --> 02:08:02.649
sure. Yeah. Sorry, the true arc still exists.

02:08:03.770 --> 02:08:06.369
They don't wield the same power that they once

02:08:06.369 --> 02:08:08.689
had, though. They're simply his puppets almost

02:08:08.689 --> 02:08:11.750
now. Yeah. Then we have the Faeron, who is a

02:08:11.750 --> 02:08:13.949
ruler of a dynasty. Then there's an Overlord,

02:08:14.170 --> 02:08:16.689
who is a ruler of a cluster of planets, who usually

02:08:16.689 --> 02:08:19.409
has many legions. A Lord is a ruler of a single

02:08:19.409 --> 02:08:22.630
world. Random nobles in a court would be Cryptex,

02:08:22.750 --> 02:08:26.069
who are the Technomages. But they're very important

02:08:26.069 --> 02:08:29.590
and independent, generally. The greater courts,

02:08:29.670 --> 02:08:33.670
the greater lords who have military mights. There's

02:08:33.670 --> 02:08:37.210
like a bajillion random nobility positions. Then

02:08:37.210 --> 02:08:40.090
you have lich guard, who are semi -sentient beings,

02:08:40.250 --> 02:08:42.310
depending on what book you're reading, who guard

02:08:42.310 --> 02:08:44.949
the nobles. They can also act as kind of lieutenants

02:08:44.949 --> 02:08:47.850
and kind of direct operations when needed. Then

02:08:47.850 --> 02:08:50.930
we have immortals, who are kind of like sergeants,

02:08:50.930 --> 02:08:55.029
almost kind of. very good warriors they're kind

02:08:55.029 --> 02:08:56.770
of the best of the best warriors back in the

02:08:56.770 --> 02:08:59.750
day and they have little like echoes of sentience

02:08:59.750 --> 02:09:02.350
left to them and little echoes of who they are

02:09:02.350 --> 02:09:05.229
but not a lot they can kind of they can also

02:09:05.229 --> 02:09:08.369
kind of direct troops uh i guess maybe lich guard

02:09:08.369 --> 02:09:11.170
would be more like whatever would be below a

02:09:11.170 --> 02:09:13.949
general or our generals and immortals are more

02:09:13.949 --> 02:09:18.010
like sergeants such as the other lich guard can

02:09:18.010 --> 02:09:20.810
conduct entire operations immortals can kind

02:09:20.810 --> 02:09:23.329
of like just guide Little portions of your army.

02:09:23.329 --> 02:09:26.029
Lich guards are captains, maybe? Yeah, I guess

02:09:26.029 --> 02:09:28.069
that would make sense. I don't know the military

02:09:28.069 --> 02:09:31.029
that well, sorry. Warriors, of course, are the

02:09:31.029 --> 02:09:33.590
lowest of the low, and they live in a constant

02:09:33.590 --> 02:09:36.350
torture of just barely having enough sentience

02:09:36.350 --> 02:09:39.350
to long for better times, but are at the same

02:09:39.350 --> 02:09:42.550
time too dull to even realize it. Theirs is a

02:09:42.550 --> 02:09:46.159
very unfortunate existence. But if you're killed

02:09:46.159 --> 02:09:47.939
enough times as a warrior, you're reduced to

02:09:47.939 --> 02:09:50.220
a completely blank slate, basically just a thing

02:09:50.220 --> 02:09:52.319
that can be controlled by the nobility. Now,

02:09:52.340 --> 02:09:54.800
the nobility, every step above... And this is

02:09:54.800 --> 02:10:00.000
the dub? Yeah, I don't know. Every step above

02:10:00.000 --> 02:10:03.140
grants you some sentience and control over the

02:10:03.140 --> 02:10:06.279
step below you. And overlord slash lord and all

02:10:06.279 --> 02:10:09.880
of them can completely one -to -one control their

02:10:09.880 --> 02:10:14.869
warriors. Okay. As I said before, Zarekin is

02:10:14.869 --> 02:10:16.710
the Silent King's dynasties. They hold the most

02:10:16.710 --> 02:10:19.770
power and influence over the Necrons. They also

02:10:19.770 --> 02:10:22.050
contain the majority of Great Relics. The South

02:10:22.050 --> 02:10:25.729
Tech are the largest dynasty, though, and their

02:10:25.729 --> 02:10:28.149
pharaoh is Imhotek the Goat, the Storm Lord.

02:10:28.550 --> 02:10:34.069
They are implacable and unstoppable, and Imhotek's

02:10:34.069 --> 02:10:36.390
made the most progress for the Necron Empire,

02:10:36.510 --> 02:10:39.770
arguably, since he's woken up. With the Mephrits

02:10:39.770 --> 02:10:41.810
dynasty, they're experts at harnessing power

02:10:41.810 --> 02:10:45.090
of stars and making them go supernova. They were

02:10:45.090 --> 02:10:48.409
greatly employed in the war in heaven, unsurprisingly,

02:10:48.409 --> 02:10:50.909
due to this ability to create solar system -ending

02:10:50.909 --> 02:10:54.050
weapons. We have Novok, the bloody, spooky, murderous

02:10:54.050 --> 02:10:56.710
fighters who give credit to the ancient rites

02:10:56.710 --> 02:11:00.140
of bloody. Remembering these rites, they paint

02:11:00.140 --> 02:11:02.220
their armor red, and fight often in brutal close

02:11:02.220 --> 02:11:04.699
-quarters combat. And they have something called

02:11:04.699 --> 02:11:07.079
the Crimson God, which is like one random line

02:11:07.079 --> 02:11:10.399
in the Necron's 8th edition codex, which is a

02:11:10.399 --> 02:11:13.340
Catan shard enslaved by Novok, who is known for

02:11:13.340 --> 02:11:15.859
its incredible destructive power, but it's not

02:11:15.859 --> 02:11:20.239
very easy to control. Nephrek, their crown world,

02:11:20.340 --> 02:11:23.199
has trinary stars, which they use as a grand

02:11:23.199 --> 02:11:25.859
energy source. Their cryptex are very skilled.

02:11:26.199 --> 02:11:29.159
dynasty created something called uh meta gold

02:11:29.159 --> 02:11:31.020
making their allegiance glitter and they are

02:11:31.020 --> 02:11:35.140
the masters of translocation uh they also owner

02:11:35.140 --> 02:11:38.560
here that's right here uh you know here's a quote

02:11:38.560 --> 02:11:40.619
from some random guy in a random short story

02:11:40.619 --> 02:11:44.140
story i read some cryptic guy i think my dynasty

02:11:44.140 --> 02:11:47.819
was subsumed my my by magata during the last

02:11:47.819 --> 02:11:50.680
war this is a network guy speaking I and all

02:11:50.680 --> 02:11:52.859
scions of the once mighty Netverk dynasty were

02:11:52.859 --> 02:11:55.479
bound up into the region's own legions in exchange

02:11:55.479 --> 02:11:57.760
for his protection against the alien usurpers,

02:11:57.840 --> 02:12:00.539
but we weren't to know that he was nothing more

02:12:00.539 --> 02:12:03.180
than a paper prince, a bumbling coward. It was

02:12:03.180 --> 02:12:06.439
Kesmes, another character, who won our battles

02:12:06.439 --> 02:12:09.739
and guarded the borders of the Enclave as Turekin's

02:12:09.739 --> 02:12:12.020
designated war leader. And now that he is gone,

02:12:12.220 --> 02:12:16.779
I am left in most... precarious position, if

02:12:16.779 --> 02:12:18.520
my involvement, blah, blah, blah. And then this

02:12:18.520 --> 02:12:20.640
crypt deck basically helps overthrow this Turrican

02:12:20.640 --> 02:12:23.560
guy who has taken over the Nefric dynasty. And

02:12:23.560 --> 02:12:25.220
then they release the world engine, which is

02:12:25.220 --> 02:12:29.659
a whole other thing. Neolek contains the head

02:12:29.659 --> 02:12:33.359
of the Yithseer. Oh yeah, yeah, this is in the

02:12:33.359 --> 02:12:35.699
Trazen book. I haven't read some of these notes

02:12:35.699 --> 02:12:37.979
for a long time. Some of this is news to me.

02:12:38.819 --> 02:12:41.520
They contain the head of a Yithseer, which they

02:12:41.520 --> 02:12:45.079
use to scry. The future. And their realm was

02:12:45.079 --> 02:12:51.819
taken by lesser beings, so they now war and hunger

02:12:51.819 --> 02:12:53.859
endlessly to march and reclaim their territory.

02:12:54.159 --> 02:12:59.439
We have Obobek, a dynasty of expert craftsmen

02:12:59.439 --> 02:13:01.140
whose skill has carried over the time of the

02:13:01.140 --> 02:13:04.680
machine. They boast great technomancers and wild

02:13:04.680 --> 02:13:07.439
hammers. What is that supposed to mean? Don't

02:13:07.439 --> 02:13:09.739
know, man. We're going to kill you with hammers,

02:13:09.779 --> 02:13:14.699
I believe. Yeah. I guess an important battle

02:13:14.699 --> 02:13:16.899
in the War in Heaven is the Battle of the Sokar

02:13:16.899 --> 02:13:18.680
Gate. It's like the end of the war. It's a very

02:13:18.680 --> 02:13:22.000
mysterious thing. This guy named Unas survives

02:13:22.000 --> 02:13:26.000
the Sokar Gate conflict with haunted visions,

02:13:26.100 --> 02:13:29.140
seemingly doomed the Ithacus dynasty and brought

02:13:29.140 --> 02:13:32.199
about the flare curse upon that entire dynasty.

02:13:32.960 --> 02:13:35.439
The Acrops, the big ship, is even affected by

02:13:35.439 --> 02:13:38.960
it with the machine. Spirit changed. Calorantir,

02:13:38.960 --> 02:13:40.699
that's a world, but we can skip that. That's

02:13:40.699 --> 02:13:44.739
less important. Okay. Moving into some fun facts,

02:13:44.920 --> 02:13:47.939
because it's been two hours already. Let's go

02:13:47.939 --> 02:13:53.880
through some biology of the Necrons. This is

02:13:53.880 --> 02:13:56.659
a lot of stuff that I wouldn't know beforehand,

02:13:56.800 --> 02:13:58.760
which is quite... We did a quiz ages ago, and

02:13:58.760 --> 02:14:02.140
I literally couldn't tell you any of this stuff.

02:14:02.260 --> 02:14:05.539
It's actually quite well... Again, this is mostly

02:14:05.539 --> 02:14:07.500
codex lore, isn't it, though? So it's not...

02:14:07.900 --> 02:14:11.539
novel form. The cool lore. The cool stuff. The

02:14:11.539 --> 02:14:14.939
battles and all the cools. It's a little bit

02:14:14.939 --> 02:14:18.239
of each. A lot of this is actually book lore.

02:14:18.399 --> 02:14:21.100
That is just compiled. That's cool. There's not

02:14:21.100 --> 02:14:23.539
a lot of codex lore for Necrons, other than random

02:14:23.539 --> 02:14:27.300
events that happen. The Twice Dead King was pretty

02:14:27.300 --> 02:14:31.220
big for Necron bros. We got a lot of lore. But

02:14:31.220 --> 02:14:32.899
okay, I'm going to go through the biology. Just

02:14:32.899 --> 02:14:35.449
going to read through these notes. The diasterect

02:14:35.449 --> 02:14:38.069
I mentioned again, but this seems to be probably

02:14:38.069 --> 02:14:40.199
a better... Description of it, maybe from the

02:14:40.199 --> 02:14:42.979
book itself, is the phantom mind entombed within

02:14:42.979 --> 02:14:46.060
the flux patterns of every Necron, not knowing

02:14:46.060 --> 02:14:48.800
it is dead, only that everything it needs is

02:14:48.800 --> 02:14:51.260
not there. When it emerges from the depths, it

02:14:51.260 --> 02:14:54.159
causes intense panic and terror. The Necron is

02:14:54.159 --> 02:14:56.460
overcome with a need to heave for air with non

02:14:56.460 --> 02:14:58.619
-existent lungs, to eat and drink, to fill a

02:14:58.619 --> 02:15:00.899
non -existent stomach that has been starved for

02:15:00.899 --> 02:15:03.920
millions of years. They need blood to flow through

02:15:03.920 --> 02:15:06.520
their long gone veins, and a heart that isn't

02:15:06.520 --> 02:15:10.439
there suddenly fails to beat. it is as it is

02:15:10.439 --> 02:15:13.079
as if every function in your body failed all

02:15:13.079 --> 02:15:16.020
at once yet you somehow lived wrapped in a state

02:15:16.020 --> 02:15:18.439
of complete shock as the non -existent nervous

02:15:18.439 --> 02:15:20.680
system lit up with every signal it would have

02:15:20.680 --> 02:15:23.300
sent if these organs ceased to work so pretty

02:15:23.300 --> 02:15:28.039
agonizingly horrified yeah some some necrons

02:15:28.039 --> 02:15:31.439
have an evocatory medium like ultix from the

02:15:31.439 --> 02:15:33.600
twice a king this allows for something called

02:15:33.600 --> 02:15:37.140
revelry which is a real unbiased memories exactly

02:15:37.140 --> 02:15:39.979
as events happened taken from memory engrams

02:15:39.979 --> 02:15:42.960
and hectic inscriptions when used though the

02:15:42.960 --> 02:15:45.399
memory can no longer be accessed and slowly becomes

02:15:45.399 --> 02:15:48.460
the memory of a memory of a memory uh you can

02:15:48.460 --> 02:15:53.479
have partition sub vessels which bear subminds,

02:15:53.479 --> 02:15:56.699
which for Altix's case, these subminds are like

02:15:56.699 --> 02:15:58.720
multiple personalities within your brain that

02:15:58.720 --> 02:16:00.279
can kind of talk to you and you can converse

02:16:00.279 --> 02:16:02.760
with, but you still have control over them. A

02:16:02.760 --> 02:16:07.439
phantasary buffer is a mind's eye. You speak

02:16:07.439 --> 02:16:11.260
through vocal actuators. Mimetic buffer is a

02:16:11.260 --> 02:16:14.220
memory. Data flows through the core flux, vestigial

02:16:14.220 --> 02:16:16.359
arrays flicker in the mind, and the necrons receive

02:16:16.359 --> 02:16:18.979
actuator signals almost similar to the nervous

02:16:18.979 --> 02:16:21.539
system, mimicking facial expressions and light.

02:16:22.579 --> 02:16:25.579
Discharged nodes relay patterns that act as actual

02:16:25.579 --> 02:16:29.600
expressions and emotion. Ocular flares, interstitial

02:16:29.600 --> 02:16:31.720
glyph signifiers, and discharged node patterns

02:16:31.720 --> 02:16:34.600
are these expressions and facial patterns. They

02:16:34.600 --> 02:16:37.159
use auditory ciphers for sounds, such as clearing

02:16:37.159 --> 02:16:39.620
one's throat. They smell with chemoreceptors.

02:16:41.389 --> 02:16:44.770
Pretty cool. Wait, necrons smell? They can, with

02:16:44.770 --> 02:16:49.049
chemoreceptors. I don't know what advantage that

02:16:49.049 --> 02:16:55.329
would be. I mean, smell is useful. If you're

02:16:55.329 --> 02:16:58.430
fighting a guy and he smells like he stank, then

02:16:58.430 --> 02:17:00.809
you're gonna be like and you'll be like, I can't

02:17:00.809 --> 02:17:04.569
you'll be like one hands off your sword. I mean,

02:17:04.569 --> 02:17:06.350
it doesn't also have to necessarily be like,

02:17:06.370 --> 02:17:08.969
you know, for combat, right? Like if I come home

02:17:08.969 --> 02:17:12.270
or something and Or like a friend comes over

02:17:12.270 --> 02:17:16.309
and they reek of alcohol, I know what's up. Is

02:17:16.309 --> 02:17:20.069
it that time already? There's no downsides to

02:17:20.069 --> 02:17:21.670
not being able to smell. And they can turn these

02:17:21.670 --> 02:17:25.649
all off generally. Or if I sniff and I retch,

02:17:25.649 --> 02:17:29.250
I can tell that they've had the chili dog. Chili

02:17:29.250 --> 02:17:35.920
dog. In response to something, circumspection

02:17:35.920 --> 02:17:39.739
protocols alert a Necron, and in regards to this,

02:17:39.739 --> 02:17:41.559
they can use something called a chronosense,

02:17:41.760 --> 02:17:44.399
which allows them to perceive time in a slowed

02:17:44.399 --> 02:17:48.139
or fastened state. It doesn't actually increase

02:17:48.139 --> 02:17:52.540
the flow of time or decrease it. It's like, I

02:17:52.540 --> 02:17:54.879
suppose when you're... Yeah, it's your perception.

02:17:54.899 --> 02:17:57.260
It's like, if you're doing something you enjoy...

02:17:57.530 --> 02:17:59.670
Time flies. Time flies when you're having fun.

02:17:59.790 --> 02:18:01.549
I guess it's tapping into something like that.

02:18:01.850 --> 02:18:04.110
Eons can go by. There's like a, like a Treyarch

02:18:04.110 --> 02:18:07.149
Praetorian standing over a tomb world. We'll

02:18:07.149 --> 02:18:09.790
turn on their chrono sense as fast as possible

02:18:09.790 --> 02:18:12.569
so that millions of years will go by while they

02:18:12.569 --> 02:18:14.629
just sit there. And like, it only feels like

02:18:14.629 --> 02:18:17.549
minutes or days or hours, whatever. And then

02:18:17.549 --> 02:18:21.020
circumsection circum. inspection protocols that

02:18:21.020 --> 02:18:23.059
they set will alert them if something happens

02:18:23.059 --> 02:18:24.780
and take them out of their chromosomes it's also

02:18:24.780 --> 02:18:26.959
very useful in combat you can slow things down

02:18:26.959 --> 02:18:29.659
to a crawl to be able to react better to your

02:18:29.659 --> 02:18:33.379
opponents uh divination protocols and algorithms

02:18:33.379 --> 02:18:37.700
work to predict events uh or book or buke orb

02:18:37.700 --> 02:18:43.280
oh my gosh or buke limbs whatever convey holographic

02:18:43.280 --> 02:18:47.729
messages core fluxes or powers and necrons Diodes

02:18:47.729 --> 02:18:51.569
feed the core flux to motor arrays. Rogue necrodermis

02:18:51.569 --> 02:18:55.010
can encrust joints. It has to be clean. A hecatic

02:18:55.010 --> 02:18:57.629
array can cue seals and commands that resonate

02:18:57.629 --> 02:19:00.889
with control nodes or open gates. Oculars can

02:19:00.889 --> 02:19:03.889
see through a thousand arcane spectra and can

02:19:03.889 --> 02:19:05.870
switch to wavelengths far below the visible.

02:19:06.469 --> 02:19:11.610
Every necron has a thoracic cartouche. Necrons,

02:19:11.610 --> 02:19:15.200
at least nobility generally, or... Cryptex maybe

02:19:15.200 --> 02:19:18.420
can project into scarabs and other such canoptics

02:19:18.420 --> 02:19:22.239
by way of something called an ocular scry. Royal

02:19:22.239 --> 02:19:24.979
Instinct, little fact, I guess, Royal Instinct

02:19:24.979 --> 02:19:28.479
goes deeper than enigmatic damage. So someone

02:19:28.479 --> 02:19:30.719
like Zandrek, even when he's being a goofball,

02:19:30.819 --> 02:19:34.100
he still understands the authority and epicness

02:19:34.100 --> 02:19:38.120
of Imhotep, even though he's kind of wacky. Memories

02:19:38.120 --> 02:19:40.959
are burned into engrammatic pathways, and you

02:19:40.959 --> 02:19:42.940
speak through, as I said before, probably vocal

02:19:42.940 --> 02:19:46.930
actuators. there's some necron biology for you

02:19:46.930 --> 02:19:51.229
i think that's pretty cool damn do we want to

02:19:51.229 --> 02:19:54.430
yeah do we want to read let's read these two

02:19:54.430 --> 02:20:00.790
donations now maybe go to the end maybe crazy

02:20:00.790 --> 02:20:04.709
uh super boss 9000 thank you for the whole you

02:20:04.709 --> 02:20:11.479
uh shrek combo there 84 84 years ago five I'm

02:20:11.479 --> 02:20:14.420
going to proxy my Stormcast Eternals as Custodes.

02:20:14.840 --> 02:20:18.239
Thoughts? I want to do so because fuck paying

02:20:18.239 --> 02:20:22.139
for more GE plastic and they function as Custodes.

02:20:22.319 --> 02:20:24.100
Yeah, they're on the right place. I don't see

02:20:24.100 --> 02:20:25.739
why not. I've seen some of those before and they

02:20:25.739 --> 02:20:27.760
do look cool. Hey, imagine what you could say.

02:20:29.200 --> 02:20:34.799
You know what you can say is like if in the Valdor

02:20:34.799 --> 02:20:37.239
Birth of the Imperium book the Custodes didn't

02:20:37.239 --> 02:20:40.319
start out wearing proper Auramite. They just

02:20:40.319 --> 02:20:42.899
wore whatever they had. So actually, they're

02:20:42.899 --> 02:20:46.159
just like really early on custodians. Which would

02:20:46.159 --> 02:20:49.159
be pretty cool. Is there one more, Andy, I think?

02:20:49.780 --> 02:20:52.899
There's a few more. I didn't even see this one

02:20:52.899 --> 02:20:56.420
from Sid. Oh yeah, I see it now. Eli giving me

02:20:56.420 --> 02:21:02.139
a lecture while I work. Thank you, Sid. Lila's

02:21:02.139 --> 02:21:05.559
most scrumptious busboy. Wow. Thank you for the

02:21:05.559 --> 02:21:08.510
$5. Do you want to read this, Andy? Your guys'

02:21:08.670 --> 02:21:10.610
videos have been getting me for a nasty tooth

02:21:10.610 --> 02:21:12.809
infection. I haven't slept for a couple days.

02:21:12.930 --> 02:21:14.530
Your videos are awesome. Thank you. Oh, well,

02:21:14.549 --> 02:21:16.530
I hope you get better soon. I feel better. I'm

02:21:16.530 --> 02:21:18.670
glad we can maybe soothe some of the pain, hopefully.

02:21:19.270 --> 02:21:21.370
Mm -hmm. Colin, do you want to answer this one?

02:21:22.290 --> 02:21:25.670
Tiberose to colorblind wake. Colorblind wake.

02:21:26.440 --> 02:21:29.479
For two bucks. Necrometal should be metal cast

02:21:29.479 --> 02:21:32.139
from uranium -235. That's right, they should.

02:21:32.319 --> 02:21:35.020
That's right, they should. A little present for

02:21:35.020 --> 02:21:38.239
Christmas this year, little Timmy. Thank you

02:21:38.239 --> 02:21:42.860
guys very much for the donations. Shout out to

02:21:42.860 --> 02:21:46.579
the prostate protocols that have been enacted

02:21:46.579 --> 02:21:49.680
on this one. I don't know what you're talking

02:21:49.680 --> 02:21:51.559
about, prostate. That is not where poop comes

02:21:51.559 --> 02:21:56.850
from. Andy, you can decline if you don't want

02:21:56.850 --> 02:21:59.610
to anymore. But as I spoke about dynasties for

02:21:59.610 --> 02:22:01.409
a little bit, you could mention the Jericho Reach

02:22:01.409 --> 02:22:04.770
stuff if you want. Yeah, I'll go through. It's

02:22:04.770 --> 02:22:07.170
kind of brisk. So there is like a cool dynasty

02:22:07.170 --> 02:22:11.750
in that we only really hear about Sarek, Imhotep.

02:22:12.590 --> 02:22:15.110
And that's kind of it. But the Jericho Reach

02:22:15.110 --> 02:22:17.469
stuff is kind of cool. And there's one dynasty

02:22:17.469 --> 02:22:20.770
called the Subacar dynasty. They hail from the

02:22:20.770 --> 02:22:24.790
crown world, as they call it, of the Hollow Sun.

02:22:25.149 --> 02:22:28.290
And their rivals are the Charnavox. And the guy

02:22:28.290 --> 02:22:32.569
in charge is Armantech, the last Pharaon. He

02:22:32.569 --> 02:22:35.010
was feared across the stars as the Crimson Scythe

02:22:35.010 --> 02:22:38.870
or Starslayer. And he was a harbinger of death

02:22:38.870 --> 02:22:43.440
and destruction. This guy killed a Catan. And

02:22:43.440 --> 02:22:45.079
I don't think it was a shard. I think it was

02:22:45.079 --> 02:22:48.420
like an actual one. But maybe it was, maybe it

02:22:48.420 --> 02:22:51.639
wasn't. He destroyed the planet of Maldek with

02:22:51.639 --> 02:22:53.959
a single strike of his war scythe, which was

02:22:53.959 --> 02:22:56.559
plunged into the ground of Zoth, and the Eldar

02:22:56.559 --> 02:22:59.040
fear him so much that they are continually trying

02:22:59.040 --> 02:23:04.200
to assassinate him. Basically, he went to sleepy

02:23:04.200 --> 02:23:05.920
-bys with the rest of the Necrons during their

02:23:05.920 --> 02:23:09.569
60 millennia of slumber. And so embittered was

02:23:09.569 --> 02:23:12.569
he about biotransference and his betrayal by

02:23:12.569 --> 02:23:15.489
the star gods that while he slept, it broke his

02:23:15.489 --> 02:23:17.930
psyche until he became like an avatar of resentment.

02:23:18.729 --> 02:23:21.569
Until one day, everyone else wakes up and his

02:23:21.569 --> 02:23:25.770
blood relative, Ahotek, and bear in mind, Amontek,

02:23:25.870 --> 02:23:29.350
Ahotek, kind of similar, but bear with me, the

02:23:29.350 --> 02:23:33.510
overlord regent, he tries to wake him up. He's

02:23:33.510 --> 02:23:38.399
like, oh no, he's not waking up. This is bad.

02:23:38.819 --> 02:23:40.479
This is really bad. This is going to be a weekend

02:23:40.479 --> 02:23:46.100
at Bernie's. Yeah. So Ahotek now rules the Subacar

02:23:46.100 --> 02:23:50.879
dynasty in his place. Armontek, even though he's

02:23:50.879 --> 02:23:54.479
in a comatose state, he has the command protocols

02:23:54.479 --> 02:23:57.520
of his dynasty. He knows about a bunch of treasures

02:23:57.520 --> 02:24:00.040
across the Jericho reach of different tomb worlds

02:24:00.040 --> 02:24:02.739
and caches of weapons. Bear in mind, these are

02:24:02.739 --> 02:24:06.399
the same guys that made like a little map. where

02:24:06.399 --> 02:24:09.500
you can just, like, prod a finger and a sun explodes.

02:24:09.659 --> 02:24:11.399
Not this dynasty, but, like, the Necrons in general

02:24:11.399 --> 02:24:13.239
have, like, this thing that's just like, boop,

02:24:13.239 --> 02:24:16.760
and then the sun explodes. Like, who knows? Yeah,

02:24:16.879 --> 02:24:18.959
the orrery. So who knows what these guys have?

02:24:19.860 --> 02:24:22.459
And so they attempt... So basically, Armantech

02:24:22.459 --> 02:24:26.440
is like, ah, I'm sleepy -byes. The cryptex all

02:24:26.440 --> 02:24:29.840
try to salvage what they can from his mind, but

02:24:29.840 --> 02:24:33.409
it's locked away, and they... None of his dynasty

02:24:33.409 --> 02:24:35.430
can betray him because of the command protocols.

02:24:35.690 --> 02:24:37.889
They just can't do it. But just because you can't

02:24:37.889 --> 02:24:39.770
betray him doesn't mean you can't work around

02:24:39.770 --> 02:24:43.569
that. It's not a betrayal if you just happen

02:24:43.569 --> 02:24:48.809
to take long breaks at work. Yeah. And bear in

02:24:48.809 --> 02:24:51.829
mind that this guy, the Faron, he grieved about

02:24:51.829 --> 02:24:54.989
biotransference. He was dismayed at Sarek's decision

02:24:54.989 --> 02:24:59.540
to transform people. So basically... There's

02:24:59.540 --> 02:25:01.479
something called the Dark Pattern in the Jericho

02:25:01.479 --> 02:25:04.540
Reach, and apparently everyone from the Necrons,

02:25:04.540 --> 02:25:06.120
Eldar, and Death Watch are trying to uncover

02:25:06.120 --> 02:25:08.459
what this constellation of planets are, but only

02:25:08.459 --> 02:25:10.680
really this guy knows what the true secrets are.

02:25:11.379 --> 02:25:14.420
And it's prophesied in the Darlef Lexicon that

02:25:14.420 --> 02:25:16.659
the so -called Crippled King, as he is known,

02:25:16.860 --> 02:25:19.879
may have walked occasionally during the Necron

02:25:19.879 --> 02:25:22.379
slumber. He might have had a bit of a sleepwalk

02:25:22.379 --> 02:25:26.250
now and then. And the Imperium has reports of

02:25:26.250 --> 02:25:30.709
blood harvesters with red scythes culling Imperial

02:25:30.709 --> 02:25:35.809
citizens for some sort of blood ritual. Waking

02:25:35.809 --> 02:25:40.149
up at 3am for shredded cheese. And it's like,

02:25:40.350 --> 02:25:43.829
we've not all been there, Colin. That is bad.

02:25:45.209 --> 02:25:49.829
Thank you, Eli. Thank you. Chat, back us up,

02:25:49.870 --> 02:25:53.079
please. British can never get it. They can never

02:25:53.079 --> 02:25:55.780
get the goldfish with cheese melted on it at

02:25:55.780 --> 02:26:00.040
3am. They're not knowers. Or it looks like he

02:26:00.040 --> 02:26:01.520
gets a white claw in the middle of the night.

02:26:02.899 --> 02:26:04.739
Ain't nothing wrong with that. That's unrelated

02:26:04.739 --> 02:26:09.840
to cheese. But either way, that's his whole thing

02:26:09.840 --> 02:26:12.760
with the Pharaoh. He's so powerful. He killed

02:26:12.760 --> 02:26:15.979
a Catan once. He's still asleep. But maybe he

02:26:15.979 --> 02:26:18.760
was chaos corrupted. and occasionally woke up

02:26:18.760 --> 02:26:20.280
and had a bit of a slaughter? We don't know.

02:26:20.399 --> 02:26:23.000
But Ahotek, his blood relative, the Overlord

02:26:23.000 --> 02:26:26.639
Regent, he now is in charge in his place. He

02:26:26.639 --> 02:26:28.700
never anticipated to be in charge, but that didn't

02:26:28.700 --> 02:26:30.360
mean that he didn't scheme and plot throughout

02:26:30.360 --> 02:26:34.860
the whole of the War in Heaven to be better than

02:26:34.860 --> 02:26:40.280
his peers, other than his pharaoh. So with treachery

02:26:40.280 --> 02:26:42.139
and political maneuvering, he achieved his rank.

02:26:42.459 --> 02:26:45.540
He capitalized on the war against the Old Ones.

02:26:46.590 --> 02:26:49.670
It's implied that maybe he held his men in reserve

02:26:49.670 --> 02:26:53.190
and let his rivals get killed by the Eldar and

02:26:53.190 --> 02:26:55.510
the Kroks and stuff while he grows in power.

02:26:56.190 --> 02:26:59.250
But either way, he's also the one who fueled

02:26:59.250 --> 02:27:03.549
Armontek's resentment of the Karnavok dynasty,

02:27:03.829 --> 02:27:06.250
which is the root cause of why he went kind of

02:27:06.250 --> 02:27:11.290
mad. Big schemey, big bad. Apparently he woke

02:27:11.290 --> 02:27:13.129
up occasionally during the Great Sleep before

02:27:13.129 --> 02:27:16.479
everyone else. and tinker around with his peers

02:27:16.479 --> 02:27:20.040
to try and put spanners in the works he doesn't

02:27:20.040 --> 02:27:22.860
like to get his hands dirty he considers martial

02:27:22.860 --> 02:27:26.479
combat for lesser beings and prefers to just

02:27:26.479 --> 02:27:28.159
you know he takes no pride in killing he's like

02:27:28.159 --> 02:27:29.659
let's just nuke them from orbit that's the kind

02:27:29.659 --> 02:27:34.379
of guy he is um he spends the majority of his

02:27:34.379 --> 02:27:38.459
time attempting to revive his pharaoh but Because

02:27:38.459 --> 02:27:41.219
he can't betray him, that doesn't mean that he

02:27:41.219 --> 02:27:44.299
can tell his underling cryptic, Ozkan, to maybe

02:27:44.299 --> 02:27:47.239
see if he can find out how to get the command

02:27:47.239 --> 02:27:50.680
protocols from his brain, just in case, so that

02:27:50.680 --> 02:27:52.940
maybe he can deactivate them and maybe he can

02:27:52.940 --> 02:27:56.639
be in charge. Who knows? And in the last few

02:27:56.639 --> 02:27:58.760
millennia here, well, the last millennia, he's

02:27:58.760 --> 02:28:00.940
been uncovering some of the tomb worlds within

02:28:00.940 --> 02:28:04.760
the Dark Pattern, and he's rising to power. Now,

02:28:04.760 --> 02:28:07.319
Ozkan is a cryptic of the Supercare dynasty.

02:28:08.120 --> 02:28:11.920
he's extremely loyal to arm on tech he was his

02:28:11.920 --> 02:28:15.280
main counsel he was so well trusted that he was

02:28:15.280 --> 02:28:16.860
the only one who was allowed to criticize him

02:28:16.860 --> 02:28:18.659
rather than give him platitudes which is what

02:28:18.659 --> 02:28:22.440
everyone else would be like what a good idea

02:28:22.440 --> 02:28:28.340
chief that's great yeah massive cocks You're

02:28:28.340 --> 02:28:31.440
looking quite well hung today, my lord. Like

02:28:31.440 --> 02:28:34.040
a horse, sir. It drags along the floor, sir.

02:28:34.840 --> 02:28:39.319
But he was the only one who was allowed to naysay.

02:28:39.360 --> 02:28:42.319
He was called the Codifier. Was he a horse? It

02:28:42.319 --> 02:28:47.110
touches the bowl, sir, when you sit, sir. But

02:28:47.110 --> 02:28:49.309
either way, he was one of the few who was like

02:28:49.309 --> 02:28:52.750
similar to Orokin, the diviner. He saw that biotransference

02:28:52.750 --> 02:28:57.069
was a bad idea. He begged Armantech not to side

02:28:57.069 --> 02:29:00.950
with Sarek. So they had a council. They discussed

02:29:00.950 --> 02:29:04.170
it. But in the end, Armantech said, no, we have

02:29:04.170 --> 02:29:09.569
to do it. He's our king. Didn't go well. So Ozkan's

02:29:09.569 --> 02:29:13.440
soul, because of his knowledge of like... the

02:29:13.440 --> 02:29:15.860
impending dread of what he was about to become

02:29:15.860 --> 02:29:20.340
is kind of shattered. And he's kind of like a

02:29:20.340 --> 02:29:23.579
weird, like he's not completely unscathed by

02:29:23.579 --> 02:29:25.719
biotransference, but he's also more independent

02:29:25.719 --> 02:29:28.700
than most. And in preparation for The Great Sleep,

02:29:28.899 --> 02:29:34.879
he basically, his warnings also contributed to

02:29:34.879 --> 02:29:38.159
Armantec's insanity because then when he realized,

02:29:38.299 --> 02:29:40.899
oh God, you were right. And that made him even

02:29:40.899 --> 02:29:44.819
more insane. So he woke to find his guy in charge

02:29:44.819 --> 02:29:48.159
asleep. He is doing everything he can to wake

02:29:48.159 --> 02:29:51.159
him up. He is working against Ahotek's commands

02:29:51.159 --> 02:29:53.680
in secret. He's all like, yeah, I'll get the

02:29:53.680 --> 02:29:54.940
command protocols. Don't worry about it. But

02:29:54.940 --> 02:29:57.020
in secret, he's like, I'm not going to do that.

02:29:57.139 --> 02:29:59.819
I'm going to delay this as much as I can. And

02:29:59.819 --> 02:30:04.219
he wants to put... He's one of the... He's similar

02:30:04.219 --> 02:30:06.579
to Sarek in that he wants the Necrons to have

02:30:06.579 --> 02:30:09.540
flesh and bone bodies again. And he wants to

02:30:09.540 --> 02:30:12.709
transfer... his pharaoh's conscious into a human

02:30:12.709 --> 02:30:16.670
or xenos host and he's like i've done a lot of

02:30:16.670 --> 02:30:20.989
experiments i know i don't know if this works

02:30:20.989 --> 02:30:25.770
and then one day he's like what if we put him

02:30:25.770 --> 02:30:28.350
in a space marine body that might work and so

02:30:28.350 --> 02:30:29.909
his whole thing is like he's trying to capture

02:30:29.909 --> 02:30:33.209
a space marine because if he can capture one

02:30:33.209 --> 02:30:36.930
alive maybe he can transfer the pharaoh's mind

02:30:36.930 --> 02:30:39.209
into the space marine and his constitution will

02:30:39.209 --> 02:30:42.670
handle it And then he will rise to power again.

02:30:43.049 --> 02:30:48.770
Kind of strange. Grand Vizier Emonok is the most

02:30:48.770 --> 02:30:51.610
senior member of the council. Bitter rival of

02:30:51.610 --> 02:30:53.670
Ahotek. Thinks he's a dick. Both blood relatives

02:30:53.670 --> 02:30:57.270
again. He was disturbed to his core when he saw

02:30:57.270 --> 02:31:00.510
that Armontek wasn't waking up. He swears fealty

02:31:00.510 --> 02:31:03.149
to Ahotek, but in truth, he doesn't want to really

02:31:03.149 --> 02:31:05.190
serve him, but command protocols he can't not.

02:31:06.269 --> 02:31:08.649
And even though he's called the Grand Vizier,

02:31:08.709 --> 02:31:10.510
he doesn't really have any real influence or

02:31:10.510 --> 02:31:13.229
power. He's been diminished ever since Ahotek

02:31:13.229 --> 02:31:16.510
took power. And so while he's in charge of the

02:31:16.510 --> 02:31:19.350
royal court and his chief administrator for the

02:31:19.350 --> 02:31:24.209
Hollow Sun, he's basically, theoretically, he

02:31:24.209 --> 02:31:26.030
could command all the lesser tomb worlds of the

02:31:26.030 --> 02:31:28.930
dynasty at a whim. But because no one knows where

02:31:28.930 --> 02:31:32.430
they are, that's a moot point. It's like, oh,

02:31:32.510 --> 02:31:34.969
cool. You're so powerful. Where's that tomb world

02:31:34.969 --> 02:31:41.079
you can control? So he's been making preparations

02:31:41.079 --> 02:31:44.479
for a coup where he is going to, he's basically

02:31:44.479 --> 02:31:47.420
trying to find all these lost tomb worlds, rally

02:31:47.420 --> 02:31:49.899
the men under his command as like a direct link

02:31:49.899 --> 02:31:52.920
with his protocols so that one day he might,

02:31:52.979 --> 02:31:57.440
if he can't resurrect our Montek, he will rebel

02:31:57.440 --> 02:32:00.059
against our Hotech. So he's kind of cool. And

02:32:00.059 --> 02:32:01.719
he's like, he's leading a separatist movement.

02:32:02.780 --> 02:32:04.639
You've got Tulek, the Destroyer Lord, another

02:32:04.639 --> 02:32:07.420
blood relative of Armontek and Arhotek and the

02:32:07.420 --> 02:32:10.139
other guy. He was once one of the best lieutenants

02:32:10.139 --> 02:32:15.000
of the dynasty's War of Heaven campaign, trusted

02:32:15.000 --> 02:32:18.319
implicitly by his phaeron. He was known as the

02:32:18.319 --> 02:32:21.280
Blood Prince, and he hated Arhotek because he

02:32:21.280 --> 02:32:22.700
was a schemer and he never got into the thick

02:32:22.700 --> 02:32:26.319
of fighting. However, for some reason, he woke

02:32:26.319 --> 02:32:29.379
up a lot earlier than the rest of the dynasty.

02:32:29.520 --> 02:32:35.079
I mean, a lot. earlier when he woke up none of

02:32:35.079 --> 02:32:37.340
the automated stuff listened to him his command

02:32:37.340 --> 02:32:40.059
programs weren't were being refused he was ignored

02:32:40.059 --> 02:32:42.120
by the the spiders and the maintenance devices

02:32:42.120 --> 02:32:44.239
and he roamed around the crone world which was

02:32:44.239 --> 02:32:47.540
completely slumbering until he went insane and

02:32:47.540 --> 02:32:51.799
then he transformed into a destroyer and basically

02:32:51.799 --> 02:32:55.430
for a while he found a dolmen gate at the bottom

02:32:55.430 --> 02:32:57.530
of the hollow sun he went and slaughtered a bunch

02:32:57.530 --> 02:33:00.450
of people whether it's xenos or imperials and

02:33:00.450 --> 02:33:02.309
then eventually the rest of the supercar dynasty

02:33:02.309 --> 02:33:06.170
awoke and they were like oh no oh oh no and they

02:33:06.170 --> 02:33:08.069
started they started getting killed by him too

02:33:08.069 --> 02:33:11.670
he killed his own people then um oscar and the

02:33:11.670 --> 02:33:14.709
codifier woke up went heal and then his command

02:33:14.709 --> 02:33:18.670
protocols stopped him from slaughtering the rest

02:33:18.670 --> 02:33:20.790
of his kin because he has that like hierarchy

02:33:20.790 --> 02:33:25.579
power And so he pacified Fulek, and now he is

02:33:25.579 --> 02:33:28.159
completely under the whims of Ahotek, his bitter

02:33:28.159 --> 02:33:30.959
rival, and he only takes pleasure in killing

02:33:30.959 --> 02:33:35.000
things. That's nice. And the last character...

02:33:35.000 --> 02:33:40.200
Yeah, the Blood Prince is not a fun fella. And

02:33:40.200 --> 02:33:43.459
the last one is Kryptek Rakos. He's a member

02:33:43.459 --> 02:33:45.340
of the Royal Court. He's the only one under the

02:33:45.340 --> 02:33:49.579
rank of Oskar the Codifier. He's known as the

02:33:49.579 --> 02:33:55.059
Court Cronomancer. He's in charge of looking

02:33:55.059 --> 02:33:57.540
after the history of his dynasty, but he's also

02:33:57.540 --> 02:33:59.860
studied every other species in the galaxy to

02:33:59.860 --> 02:34:01.420
try and understand how they can best conquer

02:34:01.420 --> 02:34:05.540
it. He's a master of arcane arts. He's known

02:34:05.540 --> 02:34:10.299
as the Harbinger of Eternity because he can manipulate

02:34:10.299 --> 02:34:13.780
these weird Necron engines in the heart of the

02:34:13.780 --> 02:34:18.590
Hollow Sun, which fuel his power. And this guy,

02:34:18.690 --> 02:34:21.989
this guy could just like mold space time at a

02:34:21.989 --> 02:34:25.030
whim. He's so powerful that like, he can just

02:34:25.030 --> 02:34:27.690
be like, I'm teleporting across the segmentum.

02:34:27.690 --> 02:34:31.350
Like I'm an ultimate segmentum. Now I'm in solar.

02:34:32.149 --> 02:34:34.350
Like he can just teleport across the galaxy.

02:34:34.790 --> 02:34:38.430
And his, his shtick is that he's a historian.

02:34:38.569 --> 02:34:42.770
He's trying to do the best for his, his, his

02:34:42.770 --> 02:34:45.049
dynasty. He's not the highest ranking guy, but

02:34:45.049 --> 02:34:48.260
he knows what's what. And he also has defined

02:34:48.260 --> 02:34:51.520
the future of many calamities. This guy alone

02:34:51.520 --> 02:34:54.000
has prevented the extinction of the galaxy as

02:34:54.000 --> 02:34:57.399
we know it a few times because he's seen, oh,

02:34:57.479 --> 02:34:59.659
that's like a calamity that's going to kill everything.

02:34:59.899 --> 02:35:01.879
And then the Necron stopped it from happening

02:35:01.879 --> 02:35:06.479
because of his advisements. And he kind of plays

02:35:06.479 --> 02:35:08.920
up his power. A bit of that is like, yes, I did

02:35:08.920 --> 02:35:10.920
help, but I wasn't like, I didn't do it myself,

02:35:11.120 --> 02:35:12.459
but it doesn't tell people that because it's

02:35:12.459 --> 02:35:14.479
like, I'm not going to tell people that I'm this

02:35:14.479 --> 02:35:17.100
omnipotent guy that knows everything and thwarts

02:35:17.100 --> 02:35:19.600
extinction across the galaxy. Why would I tell

02:35:19.600 --> 02:35:23.020
people that? That's stupid. Ghostbusters. If

02:35:23.020 --> 02:35:26.340
someone says, if you're a god, you say, yes!

02:35:27.319 --> 02:35:33.309
And yeah, but he has this... theory that there's

02:35:33.309 --> 02:35:36.250
a being known as the stranger that will one day

02:35:36.250 --> 02:35:38.530
destroy the entire galaxy if it's not rooted

02:35:38.530 --> 02:35:41.969
out and destroyed and so there is a branch of

02:35:41.969 --> 02:35:43.709
the death watch called the dead cell they're

02:35:43.709 --> 02:35:47.469
keeping an eye on rakos but they're um they're

02:35:47.469 --> 02:35:50.530
like let's not we're not stupid let's not like

02:35:50.530 --> 02:35:52.409
interfere with his plans because he obviously

02:35:52.409 --> 02:35:54.709
knows what he's doing and that's kind of like

02:35:54.709 --> 02:35:58.409
the last guy of this weird quirky uh necron dynasty

02:35:59.200 --> 02:36:02.120
that's like got a lot of cool concepts but just

02:36:02.120 --> 02:36:04.659
remember we will never see any of this ever again

02:36:04.659 --> 02:36:08.000
because this was published like 15 20 years ago

02:36:08.000 --> 02:36:11.780
it's so classic it's such classic gw to have

02:36:11.780 --> 02:36:15.440
like most op important setting changing characters

02:36:15.440 --> 02:36:19.500
in random like rpg books and imperial armor books

02:36:19.500 --> 02:36:24.809
it's very classic i don't think i think hopefully

02:36:24.809 --> 02:36:26.909
though uh for people listening along they have

02:36:26.909 --> 02:36:29.329
discovered some maybe definitely with that last

02:36:29.329 --> 02:36:31.309
bit some cool bits of necron world they might

02:36:31.309 --> 02:36:33.250
not have known before i don't think i even heard

02:36:33.250 --> 02:36:37.909
of that uh is there i think the last few donations

02:36:37.909 --> 02:36:40.930
was there, and then we can... We're not done

02:36:40.930 --> 02:36:47.149
yet. We're not done yet. I'll set the cap. I

02:36:47.149 --> 02:36:50.450
was going to say I'll set the time limit to three

02:36:50.450 --> 02:36:52.309
and a half hours, but I'll set it for three hours,

02:36:52.409 --> 02:36:54.909
just because Kyle's getting antsy. Kyle's getting

02:36:54.909 --> 02:36:57.770
fidgety. The episode's not too long for people,

02:36:57.790 --> 02:37:03.500
that's all. The bro is twitching. Oh, bro. I

02:37:03.500 --> 02:37:06.819
want to shout out to Stimpak. Stimpak in the

02:37:06.819 --> 02:37:09.100
chat says this is my favorite podcast. Thank

02:37:09.100 --> 02:37:10.879
you, Stimpak. We're glad you like the podcast.

02:37:11.020 --> 02:37:16.520
You have shit taste in Beastman. As I was saying

02:37:16.520 --> 02:37:18.979
earlier, it's circumspection protocols. Someone

02:37:18.979 --> 02:37:21.719
said circumcision protocols. I knew that was

02:37:21.719 --> 02:37:26.459
coming. Lilith said that. Anyways, let me quickly

02:37:26.459 --> 02:37:31.010
go through some more things. I'll be fast. Let's

02:37:31.010 --> 02:37:33.030
talk about their society a little bit because

02:37:33.030 --> 02:37:38.510
there's cool things. Go ahead, man. As I said

02:37:38.510 --> 02:37:40.989
before, Red has a theory on this. He's not in

02:37:40.989 --> 02:37:44.329
the chat. Very sad. Where's Red? Where's DJ Beast?

02:37:44.489 --> 02:37:47.989
Get them in the chat. It is said that the humans

02:37:47.989 --> 02:37:50.610
of our time can be compared to the Necrontyr

02:37:50.610 --> 02:37:53.510
of old in their own primitive way. As we said

02:37:53.510 --> 02:37:55.909
before, they sacrificed the sun to appease spirits

02:37:55.909 --> 02:37:58.139
that haunted it. What I was saying before about

02:37:58.139 --> 02:38:00.319
those Crimson guys, they're actually called...

02:38:00.319 --> 02:38:03.920
Oh my gosh, it was right here. Red Marshals.

02:38:03.959 --> 02:38:06.360
It was called Red Marshals. And they conducted

02:38:06.360 --> 02:38:09.559
the solar harvest we were talking about. The

02:38:09.559 --> 02:38:11.719
Necronteer gave little heed and importance to

02:38:11.719 --> 02:38:16.020
beauty, but they never gained much skill in music.

02:38:17.120 --> 02:38:20.440
Necronteer were, in fact... Sorry. Necronteer

02:38:20.440 --> 02:38:22.260
were not great at music. The Necrons themselves

02:38:22.260 --> 02:38:25.090
are... utterly terrible at music. There's a part

02:38:25.090 --> 02:38:28.350
where Ultix walks in on Djeris trying to play

02:38:28.350 --> 02:38:29.930
a song and he's like, this is the worst thing

02:38:29.930 --> 02:38:32.409
I've ever heard and Djeris is like, I've been

02:38:32.409 --> 02:38:37.030
working on this for like 1 ,000 years. Not making

02:38:37.030 --> 02:38:40.090
it out the hood with this one. Essentially like,

02:38:40.170 --> 02:38:42.090
what is this song that we hear? It's Friday,

02:38:42.690 --> 02:38:49.440
Friday. It's perhaps like a testament to... their

02:38:49.440 --> 02:38:53.500
lack of souls. Lack of creativity. Like real

02:38:53.500 --> 02:38:56.780
art, real music. I think music is perhaps one

02:38:56.780 --> 02:38:59.020
of the greatest signifiers of sentience in a

02:38:59.020 --> 02:39:01.559
soul. Anyways, all arts beyond the depiction

02:39:01.559 --> 02:39:04.700
of majesty had vanished since biotransference

02:39:04.700 --> 02:39:08.200
and was reduced to grim parody. Hecate, some

02:39:08.200 --> 02:39:10.239
stuff about Hecate. When something is written

02:39:10.239 --> 02:39:13.379
in Hecate cant, it is made to be universally

02:39:13.379 --> 02:39:17.020
true. So if nobody is written upon a noble statue,

02:39:17.219 --> 02:39:20.069
then they no longer exist. As I said before,

02:39:20.149 --> 02:39:22.010
they measure in cubits and ket. They write in

02:39:22.010 --> 02:39:26.290
glyphs and hecatic arrays. They sacrificed all

02:39:26.290 --> 02:39:28.969
for lasting legacy in the stones, the tombs,

02:39:28.969 --> 02:39:33.129
the statues. Necron stone is sacred. Kemet, sacred

02:39:33.129 --> 02:39:36.350
ground. Touching organic viscera is extremely

02:39:36.350 --> 02:39:39.250
taboo. And if done on accident, it would result

02:39:39.250 --> 02:39:41.829
in the execution of the servant who was responsible.

02:39:42.559 --> 02:39:45.739
and a long process of cleansing rites. Even in

02:39:45.739 --> 02:39:48.139
the time of flesh, defecation, as we said before,

02:39:48.360 --> 02:39:50.600
was a point of contempt for Necronteer society,

02:39:50.899 --> 02:39:53.840
and they distanced themselves with it as much

02:39:53.840 --> 02:39:57.840
as possible, reviling the necessary act. Necrons

02:39:57.840 --> 02:39:59.899
believe in a machine spirit. Many Necrons hate

02:39:59.899 --> 02:40:01.879
the void of space, and even their predecessors

02:40:01.879 --> 02:40:08.780
despise the sea, calling the space Uath, or the

02:40:08.780 --> 02:40:12.350
Sea of Stars. A lord cannot be seen to run, which

02:40:12.350 --> 02:40:15.409
is actually similar to like ancient Hebrew stuff.

02:40:15.530 --> 02:40:17.590
A man was not to run and then Jesus ran. It was

02:40:17.590 --> 02:40:20.709
all wacky. Anyways, there's the story of the

02:40:20.709 --> 02:40:22.569
wayward seal bearer welcomed with open arms.

02:40:22.629 --> 02:40:27.690
I think it's similar to the particle sun story.

02:40:29.309 --> 02:40:34.149
There's a process called being extorted. Is that

02:40:34.149 --> 02:40:36.600
really what it says? I'm not buying that, but

02:40:36.600 --> 02:40:38.299
you're stripped of all color. It's what happens

02:40:38.299 --> 02:40:40.700
to Ultix and the Twice -Egged King. And down

02:40:40.700 --> 02:40:45.000
to your rough black necrodermis. Teleporting

02:40:45.000 --> 02:40:49.280
translation sinks you into the interstices. Interstitial

02:40:49.280 --> 02:40:52.020
commands is the way of commanding troops. So

02:40:52.020 --> 02:40:54.040
it is likely the same network as the interstices.

02:40:54.979 --> 02:40:57.079
Vitraform is a neat little thing. It's glass

02:40:57.079 --> 02:41:00.239
-like, as their ancestors had been sand -born

02:41:00.239 --> 02:41:04.030
commoners to this specific place. which I guess

02:41:04.030 --> 02:41:06.030
doesn't say here. The Vitreans, I think is what

02:41:06.030 --> 02:41:08.670
they are. The Vitreans created Vitreform, which

02:41:08.670 --> 02:41:11.110
is glass -like, translates to glass -like, as

02:41:11.110 --> 02:41:13.309
their ancestors had been sand -born commoners

02:41:13.309 --> 02:41:17.450
who were grudgingly given title status in recognition

02:41:17.450 --> 02:41:20.709
of their feats. Most were soldiers who earned

02:41:20.709 --> 02:41:23.309
the right to legacy through great service. Slag

02:41:23.309 --> 02:41:26.670
-class lords is part of these people. They're

02:41:26.670 --> 02:41:30.809
the most despised of all nobles. Yeah. Ancestors

02:41:30.809 --> 02:41:33.069
were shrewd merchants of thousands of generations

02:41:33.069 --> 02:41:36.129
of wealth. It was all spent on a stake in rare

02:41:36.129 --> 02:41:39.590
alloys that went to the Ithacan shipyards. The

02:41:39.590 --> 02:41:42.030
crown had permitted them a minor title. They

02:41:42.030 --> 02:41:44.090
then squandered much of their wealth, living

02:41:44.090 --> 02:41:46.649
lives of debauchery. Okay, it's something called

02:41:46.649 --> 02:41:49.329
the Tale of the Shipwrecked Vargard. A Vargard

02:41:49.329 --> 02:41:51.629
is speaking to his nemesaur as his lord had traveled

02:41:51.629 --> 02:41:53.950
to face the Theron after a disastrous battle.

02:41:54.600 --> 02:41:57.159
An emisor knew he walked to his death and had

02:41:57.159 --> 02:41:59.299
no wish for entertainment, but had indulged his

02:41:59.299 --> 02:42:02.399
servant anyways. The Vargard provided a long

02:42:02.399 --> 02:42:05.020
account of personal woes, which began with the

02:42:05.020 --> 02:42:07.399
destruction of his vessel as he had sailed across

02:42:07.399 --> 02:42:10.899
the bear at Ueth. He then spoke of being stranded

02:42:10.899 --> 02:42:13.780
on an island, riddles, treasure, and monsters

02:42:13.780 --> 02:42:16.340
were spoke of, and many more mythological anecdotes.

02:42:16.809 --> 02:42:18.950
There's a lot of wacky stories like that. The

02:42:18.950 --> 02:42:21.370
Vargard finishes by showing his master all the

02:42:21.370 --> 02:42:23.409
wealth he had brought back. Even amidst the many

02:42:23.409 --> 02:42:25.750
disasters and hardships, his cunning and self

02:42:25.750 --> 02:42:28.469
-control had seen him become richer than he was

02:42:28.469 --> 02:42:31.950
when he left. If one so lowly as him could turn

02:42:31.950 --> 02:42:34.209
fate around, then surely his great and powerful

02:42:34.209 --> 02:42:37.270
nemesaur could avert his fate. The mouth of a

02:42:37.270 --> 02:42:39.829
necronteer saves him, claims the Vargard in encouragement.

02:42:40.149 --> 02:42:43.520
The nemesaur responds. Do not speak so arrogantly,

02:42:43.559 --> 02:42:45.760
my friend. Why give water to a beast at dawn

02:42:45.760 --> 02:42:48.000
before its slaughter at the rising of the sun?

02:42:48.299 --> 02:42:50.739
There is no value in offering hope to those resigned

02:42:50.739 --> 02:42:54.059
to doom. If the nemesaur had hoped for clemency,

02:42:54.180 --> 02:42:57.000
he should have not failed in battle. I guess

02:42:57.000 --> 02:42:58.860
is what the moral of the story is. Some of them

02:42:58.860 --> 02:43:00.239
made a lot of sense, but that's just the words

02:43:00.239 --> 02:43:02.260
from the book. A nemesaur's staff, speaking of

02:43:02.260 --> 02:43:05.079
nemesaurs, a nemesaur's staff is a crucial signifier

02:43:05.079 --> 02:43:07.420
of rank. It is engraved with symbolic designs

02:43:07.420 --> 02:43:09.899
and glyphic records of the bearer's standing.

02:43:10.739 --> 02:43:12.950
Usually... It is a matter of grievous insult

02:43:12.950 --> 02:43:15.090
for a noble to commission a staff too similar

02:43:15.090 --> 02:43:17.350
to any other. Zandrak and his buddy have a similar

02:43:17.350 --> 02:43:19.149
staff because they're friends or they were friends.

02:43:19.610 --> 02:43:22.649
The Necrons speak in hand gestures and stances.

02:43:22.670 --> 02:43:25.690
A hand indicates a smile while the right begins

02:43:25.690 --> 02:43:28.909
the pose of greeting, for example. Distance to

02:43:28.909 --> 02:43:31.829
someone indicates status. Hierarchy and respect

02:43:31.829 --> 02:43:34.350
to stand close to someone is a sign of affection

02:43:34.350 --> 02:43:38.219
and a... Someone lower on the totem pole could

02:43:38.219 --> 02:43:40.719
not stand near someone higher on the totem pole.

02:43:40.819 --> 02:43:43.719
That'd be very bad, very disrespectful. All right,

02:43:43.739 --> 02:43:47.420
here's an example of a high cryptex duty. It

02:43:47.420 --> 02:43:50.840
was sacred duty, the charge, the purpose of a

02:43:50.840 --> 02:43:52.680
high cryptex. While the lesser minds, creatures

02:43:52.680 --> 02:43:56.100
of a tomb world awake, it is the cryptex duty

02:43:56.100 --> 02:44:00.420
to ensure the dynast was wreathed. The dynast,

02:44:00.579 --> 02:44:03.280
what is this saying? Trying to summarize these

02:44:03.280 --> 02:44:05.129
notes, but I'm not working very well. During

02:44:05.129 --> 02:44:07.649
the Age of Unwoken Comfort. Okay. The High Kryptek

02:44:07.649 --> 02:44:10.450
wakes up the Dynast, makes sure they're comfortable

02:44:10.450 --> 02:44:15.090
and safe. No one has the authority. No one has

02:44:15.090 --> 02:44:17.829
authority over Treyarch Praetorians. Judgment

02:44:17.829 --> 02:44:20.190
cannot be made upon them, and one cannot take

02:44:20.190 --> 02:44:22.209
their Rod of Covenants because they are, of course,

02:44:22.290 --> 02:44:24.549
the servants of the Silent King, Zarek himself.

02:44:24.770 --> 02:44:27.750
They are the highest authority. Lower level of

02:44:27.750 --> 02:44:30.590
Kryptek is an Apprentek. Speaking the true names

02:44:30.590 --> 02:44:32.549
of the Catan was taboo until they broke them

02:44:32.549 --> 02:44:43.600
into shards. What the heck? Do you want to send

02:44:43.600 --> 02:44:50.260
it in the chat? It's a word. It's a word. What

02:44:50.260 --> 02:44:55.639
did you call me? Yeah, I got nothing, dog. That

02:44:55.639 --> 02:44:59.239
was a katan, whatever. And other katans supposedly

02:44:59.239 --> 02:45:01.459
existed but have been lost throughout the years.

02:45:03.020 --> 02:45:05.260
I've said this before in the quiz, Cat's Land,

02:45:05.340 --> 02:45:07.520
Dovah's Land, and Emek are the first three numbers

02:45:07.520 --> 02:45:10.100
of the Necron counting system. They're also the

02:45:10.100 --> 02:45:13.319
names of the Treyarch Ratorians that follow around

02:45:13.319 --> 02:45:15.059
Enric here, the Traveler, and keep an eye on

02:45:15.059 --> 02:45:19.840
him. The Necron mindset is they're the commoners,

02:45:19.860 --> 02:45:21.899
lose their identity, then encrypt X slash noble,

02:45:22.020 --> 02:45:24.459
so don't feel so bad for those warriors. Nobles

02:45:24.459 --> 02:45:26.520
can display the relays that would convey certain

02:45:26.520 --> 02:45:28.840
emotions, yada yada, okay. There's Necron AI

02:45:28.840 --> 02:45:31.420
leaders, that's a little thing. For people who

02:45:31.420 --> 02:45:35.479
die, important individuals who died before biotransference,

02:45:35.719 --> 02:45:38.840
their minds were kind of made into these AI things

02:45:38.840 --> 02:45:43.659
that are kind of awkward versions of Necrons,

02:45:43.680 --> 02:45:45.620
but they still have this similar personalities

02:45:45.620 --> 02:45:47.899
and ideas of those people way back in the day.

02:45:47.979 --> 02:45:49.659
It's just that they're clumsy. They're awkward.

02:45:49.819 --> 02:45:52.040
They lack the poise of a true Necron. They have

02:45:52.040 --> 02:45:54.559
a harder time with postures and poses and hand

02:45:54.559 --> 02:45:59.579
gestures and stuff. see anything cool royal war

02:45:59.579 --> 02:46:03.020
royal wardens stop our traditional threes paces

02:46:03.020 --> 02:46:08.959
behind their overlord uh yig yigrenya was once

02:46:08.959 --> 02:46:13.100
the patron deity of borsus the katan was depicted

02:46:13.100 --> 02:46:15.180
in the okay sorry that's just something in the

02:46:15.180 --> 02:46:18.819
book that's a katana i guess uh that's enough

02:46:18.819 --> 02:46:21.629
of that i guess They have codes of conduct of

02:46:21.629 --> 02:46:23.549
war and honor. I guess I never actually mentioned

02:46:23.549 --> 02:46:26.569
that. The Necrons have a really big book of codes

02:46:26.569 --> 02:46:29.090
that they find really important. At least most

02:46:29.090 --> 02:46:32.229
of them do. These are codes of honor and general

02:46:32.229 --> 02:46:34.290
ways of how you're supposed to conduct warfare

02:46:34.290 --> 02:46:36.110
and stuff. It's very important. They were very

02:46:36.110 --> 02:46:38.290
honorable people back in the day, and a lot of

02:46:38.290 --> 02:46:41.209
their characters still go by these codes. These

02:46:41.209 --> 02:46:44.299
codes say things like... not to use death marks

02:46:44.299 --> 02:46:46.159
and how you're always supposed to offer surrender

02:46:46.159 --> 02:46:48.739
to an opponent. You're supposed to capture a

02:46:48.739 --> 02:46:51.100
general and give them dinner and take care of

02:46:51.100 --> 02:46:54.600
them. Zandrek. Yeah, Zandrek follows these codes

02:46:54.600 --> 02:46:56.540
very much so. Anric here a little bit, but not

02:46:56.540 --> 02:47:01.700
always. Yeah, I don't know. Here's some sayings,

02:47:01.700 --> 02:47:05.180
I guess. Robbing Zarek to pay Orkin is a saying,

02:47:05.280 --> 02:47:06.899
which means giving up something to gain little.

02:47:07.159 --> 02:47:10.360
But the way they swear is like... They say, like,

02:47:10.360 --> 02:47:13.879
Xeric's teeth, or Xeric's bones, or Xeric's anything,

02:47:14.120 --> 02:47:19.620
basically. Which is a fun little thing. Oh, Dolamgates.

02:47:19.739 --> 02:47:21.420
I said I would talk more about Dolamgates, so

02:47:21.420 --> 02:47:23.899
I'll talk a little more about Dolamgates. They're

02:47:23.899 --> 02:47:26.319
very rare. They're basically the greatest jewel,

02:47:26.420 --> 02:47:29.000
the greatest creations ever of the dynasties,

02:47:29.000 --> 02:47:31.459
as I said. The knowledge was given by Neanderthal

02:47:31.459 --> 02:47:33.579
for nothing in return but pain and suffering.

02:47:34.399 --> 02:47:37.120
No one awake, no Cryptek awake currently seems

02:47:37.120 --> 02:47:40.020
to know how to make one. But there may be Crypteks

02:47:40.020 --> 02:47:41.379
that are still sleeping that know how to make

02:47:41.379 --> 02:47:43.219
Dolumgates, which would be a big deal if they

02:47:43.219 --> 02:47:45.940
did. Even the locations of these things is worth

02:47:45.940 --> 02:47:51.459
great fortunes. The technology is fickle, and

02:47:51.459 --> 02:47:55.280
it can be susus omogus to use sometimes, and

02:47:55.280 --> 02:47:58.219
you can get stuck in the webway, as the webway

02:47:58.219 --> 02:48:01.180
seems to be sentient or at least capable of responding

02:48:01.180 --> 02:48:05.090
to breaches. Dolem gates make such breaches and

02:48:05.090 --> 02:48:07.270
so the webway reacts to stem the entrance and

02:48:07.270 --> 02:48:09.750
seal the wound. Any force that enters must swiftly

02:48:09.750 --> 02:48:12.110
close it or move quickly to a depth that cannot

02:48:12.110 --> 02:48:14.770
be severed. Entire legions have been lost in

02:48:14.770 --> 02:48:18.090
the early days of the war in heaven and are presumably

02:48:18.090 --> 02:48:21.530
still active. How is it they're able to do that?

02:48:21.569 --> 02:48:25.149
Because surely it requires a psychic touch. I

02:48:25.149 --> 02:48:30.110
don't know. That's why it's so wacky. I don't

02:48:30.110 --> 02:48:31.389
know. Let's see what this is. Maybe this will...

02:48:31.680 --> 02:48:34.620
Such technology was fickle in its prime. After

02:48:34.620 --> 02:48:36.360
all this time, do you trust that it would still

02:48:36.360 --> 02:48:38.799
function as madness? There too lurked tricks

02:48:38.799 --> 02:48:41.180
and turns not anticipated by the naive Necron

02:48:41.180 --> 02:48:44.040
tier, like the biotransference that had ensured

02:48:44.040 --> 02:48:46.899
their unending half -life. The Dolmen Gates offered

02:48:46.899 --> 02:48:50.260
the, uh... unexpected, and unendingly unwelcome.

02:48:50.399 --> 02:48:52.659
They were access points to the webway, a means

02:48:52.659 --> 02:48:55.260
of traveling across vast distances at great speeds

02:48:55.260 --> 02:48:57.500
and without touching reality, but to move so

02:48:57.500 --> 02:49:00.180
close to the nightmare dimensions of the other

02:49:00.180 --> 02:49:02.100
realm to tempt the beings that dwelled therein

02:49:02.100 --> 02:49:04.579
was madness. Okay, so, yeah, we don't know how

02:49:04.579 --> 02:49:06.040
it works. I don't think anyone knows how it works.

02:49:06.040 --> 02:49:07.739
That's kind of the point. They just know how

02:49:07.739 --> 02:49:10.020
to turn them on. Todd Howard, it just works.

02:49:11.159 --> 02:49:17.360
Yeah. It just works. Fallout 76, 16 times the

02:49:17.360 --> 02:49:23.420
detail. How is it that a company makes games

02:49:23.420 --> 02:49:25.139
that look like they were made 10 years before?

02:49:26.540 --> 02:49:34.760
The original 76 had a weight class on the bottle

02:49:34.760 --> 02:49:37.299
caps, and I just remember that someone sent Todd

02:49:37.299 --> 02:49:39.639
Howard a box full of bottle caps, and it just

02:49:39.639 --> 02:49:42.420
had a note that says... weigh these was it that

02:49:42.420 --> 02:49:44.840
or was it bobby i don't it was one of those it

02:49:44.840 --> 02:49:47.299
was bobby pins or bottle caps which is like way

02:49:47.299 --> 02:49:50.120
these way this these are not a tenth of a pound

02:49:50.120 --> 02:49:55.079
nope all right all right uh talk about a little

02:49:55.079 --> 02:49:58.299
bit about a little bit about tomb worlds just

02:49:58.299 --> 02:50:01.059
a little bit As I said before, they're watched

02:50:01.059 --> 02:50:03.639
over by an autonomous spirit. They're set up

02:50:03.639 --> 02:50:06.399
by cryptex. But even the architects of these

02:50:06.399 --> 02:50:08.780
tomb worlds were unable to imagine their sorceries

02:50:08.780 --> 02:50:11.139
might be undone by the brute attrition of time

02:50:11.139 --> 02:50:15.100
itself. So there are many issues. Sometimes,

02:50:15.280 --> 02:50:19.239
not all the time. But they did place the directive

02:50:19.239 --> 02:50:22.600
to repel any invaders for a tomb world. And this

02:50:22.600 --> 02:50:28.920
does go on to enemy necrons. The idea of, like,

02:50:29.760 --> 02:50:32.879
intrigue and deception was so inlaid in the Necron

02:50:32.879 --> 02:50:35.399
tier and the Necron people that even a tomb world

02:50:35.399 --> 02:50:39.159
can sometimes repel other Necron forces. So if

02:50:39.159 --> 02:50:41.360
you're there and you're not allowed to be there,

02:50:41.500 --> 02:50:43.319
the Canoptics and stuff will attack you even

02:50:43.319 --> 02:50:45.500
if you're a Necron and it will also block your

02:50:45.500 --> 02:50:48.739
reanimation protocol codes. So if you die there,

02:50:48.899 --> 02:50:51.020
if you die in the game, you die in real life

02:50:51.020 --> 02:50:55.149
if that happens, which is an issue. The spookiest

02:50:55.149 --> 02:50:58.030
kind of Necron is a severed Necron from a severed

02:50:58.030 --> 02:51:02.489
world. These worlds, on these worlds, the nobles

02:51:02.489 --> 02:51:05.889
don't wake up, and the tomb world takes control

02:51:05.889 --> 02:51:10.110
of these, all of the Necrons, of the world itself.

02:51:10.329 --> 02:51:12.690
And it sees even other Necrons, even friendly

02:51:12.690 --> 02:51:14.629
other Necrons as enemies, and it kind of makes

02:51:14.629 --> 02:51:17.430
like zombie puppet Necrons and controls them,

02:51:17.510 --> 02:51:21.680
which is neat. Oh, kind of like spiders. are

02:51:21.680 --> 02:51:23.559
a big thing. They have pre -programmed curiosity

02:51:23.559 --> 02:51:25.719
protocols. They're fun little guys. They help

02:51:25.719 --> 02:51:28.280
wake up and maintain the tomb world along with

02:51:28.280 --> 02:51:31.219
the rest of the Canoptics. Canoptics can maybe

02:51:31.219 --> 02:51:33.139
be affected by the Flayer Curse. It's hard to

02:51:33.139 --> 02:51:37.020
say. Advanced autonomous spirits are not to be

02:51:37.020 --> 02:51:38.899
installed within Canoptics. There's something

02:51:38.899 --> 02:51:43.319
called cleaning scarabs. Necrons fighting Necrons

02:51:43.319 --> 02:51:45.280
is inconceivable to most Canoptic programming.

02:51:45.420 --> 02:51:48.700
That's a thing. In one book, at least. There's

02:51:48.700 --> 02:51:50.579
Tomb Sentinel and Tombstalkers. Those are the

02:51:50.579 --> 02:51:52.219
centipede things. Some of them can go through

02:51:52.219 --> 02:51:54.540
walls and they have anti -gravitic motors. They're

02:51:54.540 --> 02:51:56.620
pretty cool. Scarabs can fuse together to make

02:51:56.620 --> 02:52:00.100
a pistol, which would imply that they can transform

02:52:00.100 --> 02:52:03.520
into other things. Scarabs will also eat anything

02:52:03.520 --> 02:52:05.340
they want and make it into whatever they want.

02:52:05.620 --> 02:52:08.299
You could get eaten by a Necron Scarab and turn

02:52:08.299 --> 02:52:10.340
into a piece of the Necron Obelisk, which is

02:52:10.340 --> 02:52:13.930
kind of fun. Here's some miscellaneous facts

02:52:13.930 --> 02:52:18.010
to close us out, I guess. There will never be

02:52:18.010 --> 02:52:20.389
Necron children, which I said before. Something

02:52:20.389 --> 02:52:22.950
called the sixth evocation. Give unto him sand

02:52:22.950 --> 02:52:25.190
for the soldiers, soil for the workers, and rock

02:52:25.190 --> 02:52:28.569
for the lords. Obsession distracts from the curse,

02:52:28.629 --> 02:52:31.489
the flayer curse. It's good to talk to your legions,

02:52:31.489 --> 02:52:33.889
even if they can't comprehend it. Speaking keeps

02:52:33.889 --> 02:52:36.649
one from insanity, and one of the greatest killers

02:52:36.649 --> 02:52:39.190
is loneliness. Many commanders stopped talking

02:52:39.190 --> 02:52:41.950
as there was no need. Talking, though, Talking

02:52:41.950 --> 02:52:43.909
through ideas also helps one realize new paths.

02:52:45.909 --> 02:52:49.670
MWT, M apostrophe WT, MWT, something like that,

02:52:49.690 --> 02:52:51.549
is what the Necrons call the ghoul stars, which

02:52:51.549 --> 02:52:54.149
we mentioned before. And the Flayer Curse seems

02:52:54.149 --> 02:52:57.069
to be particularly active in the ghoul stars.

02:52:58.049 --> 02:53:01.709
Kemet, which I said earlier, is a root word for

02:53:01.709 --> 02:53:05.649
sacred, sacred ground. The name of the Treyarch

02:53:05.649 --> 02:53:07.350
Praetorian in the new book is named Kemet with

02:53:07.350 --> 02:53:11.760
an H. Through some arcane science, the Necrons

02:53:11.760 --> 02:53:13.899
have galactic maps that change and react with

02:53:13.899 --> 02:53:15.860
what happens in the galaxy. Most people know

02:53:15.860 --> 02:53:17.559
where the Celestial Orrery is. There's a million

02:53:17.559 --> 02:53:22.059
YouTube shorts about it, whatever. Yeah, is there

02:53:22.059 --> 02:53:24.040
anything else that I really, really need to talk

02:53:24.040 --> 02:53:28.000
about? Doom scythes go three times the speed

02:53:28.000 --> 02:53:29.500
of sound. I don't know if that's actually fast.

02:53:29.840 --> 02:53:32.680
Maybe it's fast for, like, just flying around,

02:53:32.840 --> 02:53:35.100
doing whatever you want. That's pretty good.

02:53:35.920 --> 02:53:38.180
Seraptic heavy constructs are based off the Dread

02:53:38.180 --> 02:53:41.139
Monsters of Necron 2 myth. Lich Guard are too

02:53:41.139 --> 02:53:43.760
proud to use their blades on unworthy foes and

02:53:43.760 --> 02:53:46.639
will just beat things up. Like when Vargard Oberon

02:53:46.639 --> 02:53:48.399
leads his Lich Guard against the Severed Worlds,

02:53:48.520 --> 02:53:50.920
they just beat the Severed Necrons up because

02:53:50.920 --> 02:53:52.700
they're not worthy of using weapons against them.

02:53:55.479 --> 02:53:57.840
Destroyers spew catechisms of hate from their

02:53:57.840 --> 02:54:00.860
mouthspeakers. That's cool. Warriors get controlled.

02:54:01.530 --> 02:54:04.030
and acts by means of synaptic relay processes.

02:54:05.170 --> 02:54:07.049
There's a lot of Praetorian lore. We don't have

02:54:07.049 --> 02:54:09.450
to talk about that. Hal, do you want to just

02:54:09.450 --> 02:54:11.430
give us a really brief, really brief, really

02:54:11.430 --> 02:54:15.250
brief, really brief breakdown of Zarek, the Silent

02:54:15.250 --> 02:54:17.729
King, of what he's been up to lately? Just brief,

02:54:18.049 --> 02:54:21.809
just brief. Yeah, because Zarek has been... He's

02:54:21.809 --> 02:54:26.530
been cranking his hog. 60 million years of cranking

02:54:26.530 --> 02:54:28.440
your hog. As much as we will probably tackle

02:54:28.440 --> 02:54:32.239
him in a character episode, because, again, he

02:54:32.239 --> 02:54:35.559
deserves quite a bit more. But very briefly,

02:54:35.780 --> 02:54:39.600
this is a whole prior Nexus thing that's been

02:54:39.600 --> 02:54:43.899
going on. And as the different Necron dynasties

02:54:43.899 --> 02:54:46.159
have awoken, obviously Imatek's kind of come

02:54:46.159 --> 02:54:51.579
out as the strongest. The Imperium has also been

02:54:51.579 --> 02:54:53.780
battling up to the point of what is the Great

02:54:53.780 --> 02:54:57.290
Rift, and then this specific... race for whatever

02:54:57.290 --> 02:55:00.170
there's arms race in the prior nexus for blackstone

02:55:00.170 --> 02:55:03.190
which the necrons have often used in their pylons

02:55:03.190 --> 02:55:06.469
and other stuff uh the silent king is not so

02:55:06.469 --> 02:55:08.610
silent anymore he has been back in the universe

02:55:08.610 --> 02:55:13.069
in our galaxy at least for quite a few hundred

02:55:13.069 --> 02:55:15.790
years a few centuries at this point but he's

02:55:15.790 --> 02:55:19.649
let himself be known now and he's briefly had

02:55:19.649 --> 02:55:22.729
a little bout with the imperium during the indomitus

02:55:22.729 --> 02:55:26.559
crusade where uh he has a i don't want to spoil

02:55:26.559 --> 02:55:28.540
all of it because it's actually quite cool but

02:55:28.540 --> 02:55:30.920
some of his own stuff but essentially he's almost

02:55:30.920 --> 02:55:33.739
fought gilliman one -on -one but gilliman got

02:55:33.739 --> 02:55:36.520
saved uh from that but gilliman was terrified

02:55:36.520 --> 02:55:39.659
he's like oh my god we'll have to battle because

02:55:39.659 --> 02:55:43.559
this thing was he couldn't fathom the scale of

02:55:43.559 --> 02:55:47.479
the necron uh basically power that could be arrayed

02:55:47.479 --> 02:55:50.319
against them despite he him wielding the indomitus

02:55:50.319 --> 02:55:53.500
fleet but yeah prior nexus is still going on

02:55:53.500 --> 02:55:55.420
and there's a few players in the game and the

02:55:55.420 --> 02:55:57.899
silent king is definitely one of them and he

02:55:57.899 --> 02:56:01.719
needs to get imatek either in line or he needs

02:56:01.719 --> 02:56:05.399
to show him you know like maybe yes i am worthy

02:56:05.399 --> 02:56:08.440
of the rule because i think the main division

02:56:08.440 --> 02:56:12.549
between sarek and imotech is that Sarek is completely

02:56:12.549 --> 02:56:15.129
devoted to the idea that he'll return them to

02:56:15.129 --> 02:56:17.530
flesh and blood. Whereas Emotech's like, no,

02:56:17.610 --> 02:56:19.309
we just need to unite the species and make do

02:56:19.309 --> 02:56:23.370
with what we have. The biggest enemy of Sarek

02:56:23.370 --> 02:56:25.209
is the Tyranids, because if the Tyranids eat

02:56:25.209 --> 02:56:27.950
everything, no flesh to make new bodies with.

02:56:28.469 --> 02:56:30.770
Whereas Emotech is like, we need to crush the

02:56:30.770 --> 02:56:35.450
Imperium and Chaos and bring... and bring order

02:56:35.450 --> 02:56:38.829
to the galaxy. Also, he thinks Zarek's time is

02:56:38.829 --> 02:56:42.450
over. There's no need to have the old guard take,

02:56:42.629 --> 02:56:44.969
and that's why there'll be civil war. He wasn't

02:56:44.969 --> 02:56:48.370
even ambitious until he was awakened, and then

02:56:48.370 --> 02:56:51.569
it was like, oh, my dynasty is in turmoil, and

02:56:51.569 --> 02:56:52.729
he killed all the people in which I was like,

02:56:52.829 --> 02:56:55.930
right, I'm a respected general. Do as I say,

02:56:55.989 --> 02:56:59.010
because I know what I'm doing. Oh, okay. He thinks

02:56:59.010 --> 02:57:02.750
Zarek is just the failure of the past. which

02:57:02.750 --> 02:57:05.430
I guess he kind of is in some sense. And then

02:57:05.430 --> 02:57:07.530
he doesn't think he's worthy to lead them anymore.

02:57:07.750 --> 02:57:10.950
So we'll see how that goes down. Either he convinces

02:57:10.950 --> 02:57:14.590
him or they battle it out. I think the most,

02:57:14.610 --> 02:57:18.069
the more like, I guess important, the appearance

02:57:18.069 --> 02:57:20.809
of Zarek is first kind of seen by the blood angels.

02:57:21.350 --> 02:57:23.850
It's fairly, fairly important. He's literally

02:57:23.850 --> 02:57:27.649
says he speaks to Dante, which is kind of cray

02:57:27.649 --> 02:57:31.819
cray. Which is that he's not. he can't not speak

02:57:31.819 --> 02:57:34.780
he just doesn't he usually speaks through proxies

02:57:34.780 --> 02:57:39.120
as a silent king like he uh he basically zarek

02:57:39.120 --> 02:57:41.600
flew around cranked his hog for 65 million years

02:57:41.600 --> 02:57:43.940
he saw the tyranids decided that they're the

02:57:43.940 --> 02:57:46.979
biggest threat to the galaxy he teams up with

02:57:46.979 --> 02:57:49.459
the blood angels for a little bit and he appears

02:57:49.459 --> 02:57:52.959
with the face of sanguineus and taiko dante and

02:57:52.959 --> 02:57:55.360
some other random guy i don't know if he's an

02:57:55.360 --> 02:57:58.100
important character the third company guy talks

02:57:58.100 --> 02:58:01.899
to him um and he says to dante they are the rising

02:58:01.899 --> 02:58:04.000
storm and you must become the shield and then

02:58:04.000 --> 02:58:06.760
he kind of he kind of tricks dante and the blood

02:58:06.760 --> 02:58:09.280
angels into sacrificing most of their forces

02:58:09.280 --> 02:58:11.700
and stuff well the necrons help a little bit

02:58:11.700 --> 02:58:14.100
to fight these tyranids but yeah he takes out

02:58:14.100 --> 02:58:16.500
both of them with one stone so takes advantage

02:58:16.500 --> 02:58:19.340
of them but to be fair the imperium would have

02:58:19.340 --> 02:58:25.280
lost anyway yeah so there's implications that

02:58:25.659 --> 02:58:28.020
he might have met sanguineus or he was going

02:58:28.020 --> 02:58:29.979
to talk to sanguineus and then didn't get to

02:58:29.979 --> 02:58:33.639
uh it's he seems to think like sanguineus would

02:58:33.639 --> 02:58:36.360
have been a good emperor and that they could

02:58:36.360 --> 02:58:39.200
have had an alliance or they even were going

02:58:39.200 --> 02:58:43.239
to uh it's all this is all in one being manipulative

02:58:43.239 --> 02:58:46.079
so who knows he might be manipulating who knows

02:58:46.079 --> 02:58:49.180
yeah i mean like the stuff about the alliance

02:58:49.180 --> 02:58:51.780
like a trier praetorian says it to anric here

02:58:51.780 --> 02:58:55.340
the traveler so it's probably true uh It'd be

02:58:55.340 --> 02:58:58.260
a random thing to lie about to Anric here, but

02:58:58.260 --> 02:59:02.059
speaking of who, I'll list off the characters

02:59:02.059 --> 02:59:05.159
really fast. We have Imhotek the Storm Lord,

02:59:05.200 --> 02:59:07.920
the best general in Warhammer 40k, undeniably.

02:59:08.459 --> 02:59:10.739
He's literally the most unbelievable genius.

02:59:11.120 --> 02:59:14.479
He's won bajillion supercomputers in a guy's

02:59:14.479 --> 02:59:18.440
brain, conducting 20 campaigns all at the same

02:59:18.440 --> 02:59:20.799
time while also leading from the front lines.

02:59:21.510 --> 02:59:23.670
He's prideful. His thing is that he'll defeat

02:59:23.670 --> 02:59:25.569
a character. Instead of killing them, he'll just

02:59:25.569 --> 02:59:28.829
take his hand to make fun of them. He takes Helbrek's

02:59:28.829 --> 02:59:32.010
hand. He takes Eldorath Stormbane's hand. He's

02:59:32.010 --> 02:59:33.850
the Taker of a Trillion Hands. That's his name.

02:59:33.989 --> 02:59:37.270
And Master of 300 ,000 Worlds. He made the Old

02:59:37.270 --> 02:59:39.350
Ones scared. The Old Ones were scared of him

02:59:39.350 --> 02:59:43.049
because he was such a brutal... ingenious commander

02:59:43.049 --> 02:59:45.889
i've said it before gone like the kubu is the

02:59:45.889 --> 02:59:48.370
idiom that the necrons used because immotech

02:59:48.370 --> 02:59:50.989
in the time of flesh absolutely eradicated the

02:59:50.989 --> 02:59:54.530
kubu which were a rebellious dynasty we have

02:59:54.530 --> 02:59:57.989
anarchy the traveler he's a kind of a pilgrim

02:59:57.989 --> 03:00:00.530
trying to unite the dynasties he is probably

03:00:00.530 --> 03:00:03.219
the most ambitious necron and trying the hardest

03:00:03.219 --> 03:00:04.899
to unite all the dynasties he gave up control

03:00:04.899 --> 03:00:07.520
of his crown world and he takes his period his

03:00:07.520 --> 03:00:09.760
eternals with them he can cast his mind and use

03:00:09.760 --> 03:00:12.299
his hecka to take control of machines we have

03:00:12.299 --> 03:00:14.459
xandric and oberon xandric's the old wily guy

03:00:14.459 --> 03:00:16.920
who's really nice and thinks he's still living

03:00:16.920 --> 03:00:18.579
being and everyone's still flushing blood but

03:00:18.579 --> 03:00:20.120
it's also implied that he actually knows that

03:00:20.120 --> 03:00:21.500
they're all necrons and he's just pretending

03:00:21.500 --> 03:00:25.399
and having a good time fargo oberon is his bar

03:00:25.399 --> 03:00:27.079
guard his bodyguard probably one of the best

03:00:27.079 --> 03:00:30.409
duelists in the galaxy pretty cool uh Illumina

03:00:30.409 --> 03:00:33.670
Rosaris is the classic mad scientist TM of the

03:00:33.670 --> 03:00:36.989
Necrons. He's doing some Susus Amogus experiments,

03:00:37.049 --> 03:00:39.430
and he's kind of insane. If you get captured

03:00:39.430 --> 03:00:42.370
by him, it's tough times for you. Potentially

03:00:42.370 --> 03:00:44.909
more crazy than Fabius Bile, but a little bit

03:00:44.909 --> 03:00:49.149
more of a direction. Orc and the Diviner is the

03:00:49.149 --> 03:00:51.069
master chronomancer. He can literally go back

03:00:51.069 --> 03:00:52.850
in time and fast -forward time and do all this

03:00:52.850 --> 03:00:54.930
crazy stuff and see in the future. Trazen the

03:00:54.930 --> 03:00:57.909
Infinite is the goofy guy who has the museum

03:00:57.909 --> 03:01:00.299
with all the relics and is trying to... gather

03:01:00.299 --> 03:01:02.680
all of history together just in case the galaxy

03:01:02.680 --> 03:01:04.920
explodes and he needs to restart and whatever.

03:01:06.000 --> 03:01:09.120
Yeah, that's Ultix. I was going to have Andy

03:01:09.120 --> 03:01:11.059
talk about Ultix, but I guess we don't have to.

03:01:11.260 --> 03:01:13.479
He's a twice dead king guy. He became the bone

03:01:13.479 --> 03:01:16.659
king of Drezak. Spoiler, sorry. But also the

03:01:16.659 --> 03:01:19.100
bone king is kind of hard to tell what it really

03:01:19.100 --> 03:01:24.159
is. Yeah. Are there any more characters that

03:01:24.159 --> 03:01:27.239
I missed over? Kamotep the Crooked is Anarchy.

03:01:30.899 --> 03:01:33.819
Cryptek, and he's in a kill team. That's a thing.

03:01:35.379 --> 03:01:37.860
Yeah. Jared DeJairus is a cool character. He's

03:01:37.860 --> 03:01:39.959
a really nice guy. There's that new character,

03:01:40.120 --> 03:01:44.840
which is the new lord. He's dead. Spoiler, sorry.

03:01:46.239 --> 03:01:51.899
Yeah. I guess we can leave it off there. We're

03:01:51.899 --> 03:01:53.319
going to save some for another episode or else

03:01:53.319 --> 03:01:55.959
we won't get to talk about Necrons again. That's

03:01:55.959 --> 03:01:58.159
why I meant. We'll do a three hour Necron Lords

03:01:58.159 --> 03:02:00.379
episode maybe. Although it probably would be

03:02:00.379 --> 03:02:01.979
better just to split the characters off into

03:02:01.979 --> 03:02:05.260
their own separate episodes. Cool. I think we

03:02:05.260 --> 03:02:08.399
have a few more donors to be Andy. We do. We

03:02:08.399 --> 03:02:11.860
have four left. So set Hal judging my 3am white

03:02:11.860 --> 03:02:17.090
claw chugging status. Yeah. Unbelievable. Eli's

03:02:17.090 --> 03:02:19.530
most excessively hung Bretonnian stable boy for

03:02:19.530 --> 03:02:22.870
27. Yes, Hal, it do be like that. Thank you for

03:02:22.870 --> 03:02:24.770
that. That was in reference to the toilet bowl

03:02:24.770 --> 03:02:29.510
comment earlier. Eli's most excessively hung

03:02:29.510 --> 03:02:32.190
Bretonnian stable boy. Thank you for the 27 SEK.

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Later PFB for this. I was the Torox TM name,

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Colin. What does this mean, Colin? And Panzer

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Ron for five bucks. Court stream late. Hope you

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all are having a good night. Colin Battletech,

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Law Crimes episode when? People are keen. It'll

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happen. One day. One day, I'm sure. I am Star

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League's strongest moron. I hope you guys liked

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this Necron episode. I left out some stuff. I

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have more to talk about sometime in the future.

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Three hour long. I left out some stuff. I also

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have more books to read and an Imperial Armor

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book to read, so there's still many things to

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discuss. I think Bro is unwell. He made 44 pages.

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This was like 10 of the pages, I think, to be

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honest. He just likes necrons. But we do have

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a question of the week, don't we, Colin, for

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the previous week? It's amazing how I... Do we?

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Do we? Oh, previous weeks. Yeah, I thought I

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was in charge of getting the old ones, which

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I did grab. So in that case, yes, I do have those.

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Pardon me. My bad. You know, it was like, you

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know, I've reread the first one. I'm sorry. It

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was, you know, what's something horrifying in

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Warhammer? What are you afraid of? Hashtag fear.

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cursive s hashtag fear the moment hal starts

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planning his pre -stream gooning time frames

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appropriately i know shit's about i'm in man

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if we reach that point i'm never late though

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i'm like hell is usually on time yeah I'm the

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one who's never late. Today was one of two times

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he was the last person in. And even then, he

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was like two seconds behind me. What Hal means

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to say is he set a fire across the way from his

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house, and then the fire brigade had to come

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and sort it out. Fire brigade? Is that what you

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guys call your firefighters? Yeah. I've heard

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both. That was a little goofy, though. your country

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though so you know it's fine i'm sure it's been

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around a long long time so that's all good cope

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cope and see cope and see country the size of

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our state says what naira 9855 fear living in

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40k and eating the same fucking meal every time

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for my entire life i'm gonna be already bro could

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not be a gym bro what the heck i ate like a dog

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man i'm gonna be honest i think going off that

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there's a lot more misery in 40k than people

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see and think about i mean even just beyond you

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know there's a jean stealer outside my house

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i mean oh boy my fallen dead neighbors turned

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into food for the tenth time this week. Or even,

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you said Genesee, I've just done my video on

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Genesee the cult, so there's one called the Wormlings,

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and they just eat bugs. This particular type

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of bug. They have big grubs in a pit that they

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throw people in. Yeah, they eat the bugs from

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a cemetery well, a mortuary well, so they eat

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bugs from dead people, and they're like, it makes

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us strong! And I'm like, it probably tastes like

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a cat. And then the last one, Donkey Man USA.

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Hashtag fear being one of the few servitors that

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regains sapience due to malfunction. I have no

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mouth, but I must scream. I must scream. I have

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no soul, and I must scream. It's been hit back

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in the minds. Fucking idiot. And we have another

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question of the week, don't we? What was the

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one we chose this week? I believe it was. Was

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it? I thought we were going to do hashtag biotransference.

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What would you look forward to? Oh, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. There's not a lot of biotransference. Yeah,

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what are you looking forward to? When Necrons

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sit down, by the way, they don't have to use

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chairs. They just bend their legs and pretend

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to sit, basically. And time is a weird concept

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to them. If you're late to a meeting, you might

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be, like, 50 years late, and that's just, like,

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whatever. They just accept that. Thousands of

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years go by and, like, no one cares. Also, Trey

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is one of the first guys to wake up after the

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Great Sleep. He woke up. I know there was a council

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in place where it was, like, if anyone else woke

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up early, the council existed to keep them in

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line from stabbing all their rivals. I just thought

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the idea is, like, for all their power and manipulation

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of time -space, they could... I didn't invent

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one of those little egg stopwatch things. I believe

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Anarchy also woke up early. I don't know, there's

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a few people who woke up early. And it's where,

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like, Sarek never went to sleep. He just went

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out and ventured. Him and the Traitorians did

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not go to sleep. Yeah, and then they went, what's

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that? Oh, Gribblies. Gribbly Wibblies. Get back,

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get back to the hallway. Cool. Yeah, that was

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fun. And yeah, so I hope you guys enjoyed this

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one. Pray for Eli. Pray for Panky. Panky has

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tumor, bro. Pray for him. Sending love for you.

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God bless you. We hope you enjoyed that episode.

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This will be up a little bit later if you're

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watching live, so bear that in mind. But we're

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trying something new with the channel. Brayden

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gets to edit this whole three -hour video. That's

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what I was kind of leaning towards. I told you

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all it would be long. I told you it would be

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long. It could have been a lot longer. Let it

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be known. It will be next time as well. Again,

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we'll see you guys all in the next one. Thank

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you guys for watching. Again, if you want to

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watch the live streams that are... unedited,

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do join the Discord because the links will always

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be there. So that's how you can still see our

03:08:58.450 --> 03:09:01.049
lovely faces and the Dono stuff. And we'll catch

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you guys on the next one. Peace. Bye -bye. Oh,

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it's the immortal empire.