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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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This is Halloween. This is Halloween. Hello.

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I'm so, we should say before we get into it though,

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first of all, welcome everyone. Arthur, who's

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been on the channel before, he's here, he's,

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I'm not going to finish that sentence, even though

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it rhymes. And Boy is here to help us talk about

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some scary stuff. The scariest thing of all though,

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is that I am, we are in fact half as dressed

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up as characters. Andy. We are dying to see what

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you look like, though. Well, what are you dressed

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as first? I will give it, for the people who

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don't have visuals, I'll give an audio rendition

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to give a clue to a sitcom that people might

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have watched. This is, in the scene, it's me

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and Colin here. Do you really expect me not to

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push you up against the wall, biatch? All right.

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Hey, been a lot of fun to talk about. prison

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today, but I'm here to scare you straight. In

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prison, you are someone's bitch. Oh, Colin, looking

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like a snack. It's not over. Don't drop the soap.

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Don't drop the soap. I stole, I robbed, and kidnapped

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the president's son, held him for ransom. What

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did we eat? Glad you asked. gruel sandwiches

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gruel omelettes nothing but gruel plus your own

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hair i'm getting down for the last part last

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part oh wow this goes on this is a soliloquy

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at this point it's so bad okay last bit the worst

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thing about prison it's really true what they

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say that like like Hal is the guy that laughs

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at his own jokes. It's not even my own joke,

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though. I can't even finish it. It's basically

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a prison mic from the office. Oh, my God. The

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worst thing about prison was the dementors. Okay.

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I think I'm going to find hell under my fucking

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bed with a stiffy later tonight. Oh, my God.

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I love that. Yeah, Prison Mike. Thank you, everyone.

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I found some real horror to start even before

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we begin. Yes. It is a comment someone left on

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one of Mishmash's videos, apparently. I bet Rule

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63 Conrad Kurz has the fattest pussy. wow god

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damn right oh that's disgusting i am dressed

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up as my favorite real life character and no

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andy you may not post this on stream this is

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a joke for us okay oh my god let's have a look

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at this preemptive yeah that's like my favorite

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photo of you to be fair it is the audio listeners

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it's a great t -shirt oh it's uh me in a shirt

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that just says i heart anal flexing every muscle

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in my body while staring at nothing it's but

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also there is there is what i can only describe

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as a demented smile on his face and it's amazing

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yeah i was very happy And you have a butthole.

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Alright, lads. Are you ready for my costume reveal?

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We're ready. There we go. Hey, it's me. It's

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the Minion. Remember the quote? Oh my god. You

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are older than 30. That's crazy. I felt bad about

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my costume. Thank you, Bello. Bye. oh my god

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you know the cringe is making like a little tumor

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bloom on my back like a little fucking mike wazowski

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jesus ah there's another thing was i went through

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amazon's costumes and i was like what's less

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than a tenner and this this was that's fair i

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like it i like it man uh and it's to be fair

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if i ever saw a minion in 40k i would grab the

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heavy flamer uh so with that said today we are

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talking about absolutely terrifying things in

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warhammer in general we're not talking about

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fun like oh an orc ate a guy once but he's kind

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of funny when he when he runs out of ammo like

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no this is like if it wasn't with the kind of

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um i guess like campness almost of warhammer

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where it's like oh it's all a bit of fun you'd

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be horrified if it existed. So I believe we're

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starting off top left to top right to bottom

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left, and I'm ending up now. Can we look at the

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gloves, please, Andy? For the visual learners

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amongst us. Can we have a demonstration of the

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gloves, please? I had to cut a hole in this so

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I could use my mouse properly. Also, speaking

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of gloves, just to let you all know, there's

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only one week left of our Orchid 8 merch drop.

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And if you check out the QR code on the top left,

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you can scan that and get yourself a shirt before

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they're gone on November 7th. So with that all

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said, it's time. Colin, would anyone care to

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describe as well what the, Colin, the merch particular

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artistic direction was taken? You've surely seen

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the King of the Hill lineup where they're all

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standing in front of the fence. Well, imagine

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that, but it's the Lore Crimes crew. Instead

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of drinking beer, at least Eli just has a glass

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-labeled cum. And we are all either bearing or

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already with child. Okay, well, you know... Yeah.

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Anyways, Colin, would you like to, yeah, other

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than that being incredibly terrifying for people,

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as well as our hairlines, Colin, would you care

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to start us off? Well, this is the weird part.

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We had that opening and now we have to be like

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really serious. So this is very difficult. Try

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me. Colin, what terrifies you in Warhammer? uh

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you know we're gonna we're gonna start off with

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some you know something pretty simple for warhammer

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you know scary things right uh good old nagash

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uh you know it's we've got the baseline of he's

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already a spooky skeleton right like we all know

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the song spooky scary skeletons hi wow that really

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took you off your flow that hard man you gotta

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switch condiments because that weak sauce ain't

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gonna work you're having me on the fucking you

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gotta know i'm disruptive as all hell so nah

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man you gotta just bulldoze through that you

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can just start booing as well i'm gonna no no

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let's no we don't we don't break out bestiality

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10 minutes in What the fuck are you even talking

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about? Okay, go ahead. We can get to that later.

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We'll keep that threat in the back pocket. Yeah,

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no, that's a threat. Yeah, sure. One second.

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What's your address again real quick? No, go

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ahead. Talk about Nagash. It'll be cool. It's

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fine. Good lord. He's a little utterly terrifying

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in my humble opinion. uh be it aos or 40k i feel

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like a man who decides he's going to create necromancy

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slaughters of like a fucking million people to

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do it and then succeeds that's that's his baseline

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that was his opening act as he goes on his life

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uh he kills everything in one nation and brings

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them back as zombies skeleton things they were

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zombies and then they lost their skin and then

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they were skeletons he's uh he's As much as,

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you know, the funny voice lines, you know, such

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as the power of Nagash, the full quote of that

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is him telling you that you can't run away, he's

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going to kill you, and then when he does kill

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you, he's going to throw your soul in a cage

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and laugh as he sticks, like, pinhead pokes into

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it. He's utterly fucking horrifying. Especially

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because when you die, right, you just go to him.

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Even in fantasy, he ate the god of the dead.

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So for a little bit, he was that. In an age of

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Sigmar, he just is the god of the dead because

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he ate the rest of the other ones. So you can't

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get away from him. You're screwed eventually.

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No one lives forever. Notwithstanding the occasional

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god or whatever in Warhammer, 99 % of people

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don't live forever. So you die, and you find

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the afterlife is a lot more Egyptian and Black

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Pyramid -y than you thought it would be. You

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queue up, you get in line, and then if you're

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very unlucky, a 100 -foot -tall pope made out

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of bones is going to just throw your soul somewhere

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you would probably rather not your eternal soul

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be thrown. He might jam you in a jar full of

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skeletons and make a super skeleton warrior.

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He might turn you into a ghost. Some of those

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ghosts are horrifying. Like, were you a healer?

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Did you enjoy, you know, were you a doctor? Like

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a good, you know, good person doing what you

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can. Well, he's going to jam hooks on your hands

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and make your ghostly body kill people while

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you're conscious about it. Because he sucks.

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And because you healed people, you denied him

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death. As is his right. He's... He looks like

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kind of a goober because, you know, whenever

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he does anything, he loses. Because all of his

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plans are either I win everything or the plan

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just doesn't work. Or Skaven. Well, yeah, the

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Skaven are usually why it doesn't work. But for

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people who aren't like the top 10, you know,

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Dragon Ball Z power scale, whatever Age of Sigmar

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fantasy characters, he shows up and you just

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kind of die. There is no stopping it. And if

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you do stop it again, he's the god of death.

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Wait 50 years, and he's getting you one way or

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another. Like, it doesn't matter. I mean, he's

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almost as terrifying as his ego, which I find

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the most terrifying thing about him, really.

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Yeah, I like in Age of Sigmar, the city found

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a way to cheat death. He can't have that, so

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he turned their soul -reflecting mirrors inward,

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and now no one was ever able to get out. Even

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in death. How did they bring him back in the

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End Times, if I remember? After the End Times?

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No, during the End Times. Wasn't there a... Oh,

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yeah. Well, I mean, it was an elf child, so she

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was probably like a hundred, but still by their

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standards a child, yeah. Wow, the Vulcans. Yeah,

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they took the Sigmar Pope. bound him, and the

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process to resurrect him in Volkmar's body was

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so painful that even the collective vampires

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and other undead were watching that happen in

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horror, like, Jesus Christ, this is abominable.

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It also required Aliothra, the Everchild, although

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the Everchild as a position doesn't actually

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mean anything until they get the Everqueen soul.

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So that one kind of went whack and all he got

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was the curse of Cain. But in terms of what this

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looked like to outsiders, the elf version of

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a 15 -year -old and an old man were horrifically

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tortured and magically mutilated. And then a

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100 -foot -tall skeleton showed up, glassed a

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country, and now everyone has to deal with that

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as the undead rose across the planet. Well, that

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sounds fun, doesn't it? It's like, you know,

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it's like classic, you know, old kind of horror,

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right? You've got like, he controls all the dead.

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So that's another thing going into Gash's favor.

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There's no just like, oh, he's a skeleton man.

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There's vampires under his control, zombies,

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ghosts, skeletons, ghouls. If there's a horror

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monster, he can throw it at you or all at once

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if he really fucking hates you. sorry andy is

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staring like intensely into my soul did we oh

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did we lose the footage as well i think we might

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have a i tried to send more of the footage it

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just gave me an error and wouldn't work all of

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all of the pain i went through uh in that match

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i'm sorry andy was staring into my soul so intensely

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i was just getting a little bit on i was acting

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unwise there Yeah. So it does sound like Nagash

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is more of an intimidating type of villain. That

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kind of fear, you know, the fear of overwhelming

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strength kind of deal. I mean, it is, but it's

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also like he's inevitable because he's the god

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of death. You can blow him apart a hundred times

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with the cannons. He invented necromancy and

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is the god of death. He doesn't do anything when

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you blow his body up. He just kind of hovers

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back home and shows up. Yeah, that is not very

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fair. Not to be confused with the god of the

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death, which would be way less intimidating,

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to be fair. Yeah. You only do it once. It is,

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again, like, Warhammer doesn't show it off very

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much, because, you know, as a war game, there's,

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like, a minimum level of kick -ass you need to

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be to participate. So a zombie horde doesn't

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matter much. But, you know, if you're one of

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those, like, 50, you know... all those background

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people that are, it's like when a world is blown

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up in 40 K and it's a single sentence that amounts

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to like a billion people's lives just snuffed

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out. If you're like a background citizen in age

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of Sigmar or even fantasy for a lot of points

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of its history, it's, it's like, it's like every

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horror movie coming at you at once. Like you

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are, the undead are amassing, uh, the vampires,

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you know, there's, you know, devouring people's

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souls and drinking their blood. It is every horror

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movie is under his arsenal. Like jump scares,

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you know, like slow building dread. If he wants

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to like a man like that, I think the fourth edition

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trailer where it shows like the, what is it?

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The that's the, the lady who was turned into

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a storm cast when she first dies and the gas

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is just holding her soul. It's like, it's. an

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inevitable overwhelming power. And, you know,

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I'm, I'm probably, I just, I don't have the oratory

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skill to offer it narrated properly. I feel,

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but it is again, like it's unrelenting horror

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of every like horror movie monster. There is,

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he's throwing those all at you. And the, and

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at the end of that conga line from hell, there

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is the master of necromancy and the dead. So

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it is. In the right circumstances, which due

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to Warhammer's nature doesn't get shown very

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much for like, you know, Warhammer horror. Sorry

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to bring that up, Arthur. I know that. Wait,

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what? Sorry. Sorry to bring up Warhammer Horror

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in front of you. I know you've had strong opinions

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about some of those stories. You know, I'm talking

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about Warhammer Horror when it gets to me. So

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don't worry. Don't you worry. Fair enough. But

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he doesn't show up in those because you don't

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break out in like the spooky small town horror

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story. The God of the Dead. but yeah that'd be

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a little bit of a jump to the end all be all

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of the scariness so yeah but even you know even

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with that he is the one like and what if you

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if you read a warhammer horror story in age of

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sigmar he he is at the end of that conca line

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he it is even if you beat the horror you will

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learn uh you know if you want the lovecraftian

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madness break You will learn that you beat that

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one horror. You get the one protagonist who lives

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the horror story. That one vampire you managed

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to kill, stake through the heart, that was his

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Z team. He's endless hordes of zombies, endless

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hordes of skeletons, countless powerful vampires.

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If he was ever portrayed well, you could probably

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make him one of the scariest people in Warhammer,

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at least for a certain definition of it. But,

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you know, at the same time, we do like this goofy

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Skeletor. Especially his old model. That's a

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pretty good... It's a strong opening, though,

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which I'll ask Arthur then. What do you bring

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to the table in terms of what would make you

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literally shit the bed? So, for a little bit

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of criteria, like... I mean this with no sense

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of hyperbole. If you know me decently behind

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the scenes, a thing that not a lot of people

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know is that I know a lot more about the history

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of horror media, horror movies, and just everything

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involving it, more than I know anything about

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Warhammer. When it comes to novels, movies, music,

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and internet horror, I tend to try and stay incredibly

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informed because it's been my favorite genre

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since I was a wee baby. So I really was excited

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when I decided to do a deep dive into the Warhammer

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horror catalogs, which... i i don't know do they

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still do those because i know they tried to make

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like a differentiation between like warhammer

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genre so that they could make a brand but i don't

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know but i don't think they've done one for a

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while have they because they might have because

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i see them stock the the shelves more so with

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warhammer crime because apparently that's the

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one that like people really really like which

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is cool. Warhammer crime from the ones that I've

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read are pretty good, but Warhammer horror I

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find is so hit or miss, but they always try their

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best. One of the things that I was thinking of

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talking about was, I think it was, Oh God, it

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was something. And the damned, I think it was

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the lost in the damned anthology series. Like.

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That's filled with a bunch of interesting characters,

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like the commissar that went insane due to a

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Zin -Shin curse and ended up seeing heresy and

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everything around him and killed his entire,

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like, platoon. And only to find out that they

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were fighting no one the entire time. Which is,

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by the way, the audiobook narrated by, what's

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his name? The actor for Pinhead in the Hellraiser

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movies. Oh. What's his name? Shit, really? Oh.

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Yeah. Oh my god, I can't remember his name. A

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hell of a pinhead actor. Yeah, Doug Bradley.

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Doug Bradley actually does a lot of narrations

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for horror novellas and novels on Audible. He

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does a lot of stuff for Clive Barker, which is

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he's my favorite horror author. But I didn't

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think those were too, too scary. So after going

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through it, there's like a lot of. this shit

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there's a lot of shit there's a lot of dog shit

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terrible caca poo poo doo doo books that suck

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ass they suck dick they're balls from the shaft

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they're shit from an ass they suck all they're

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terrible and they're like It literally just feels

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like someone went into the office and was like,

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hey, we're doing a Warhammer horror brand thing.

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Make a horror story. Okay, what do you want me

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to make it about? A horror. No, no, no. Like,

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what do you mean? No, no. Horror. What are the

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themes? Horror. You're not hearing me. And then

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they do something. That same executive would

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come in and be like, make it scarier. And then

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they just didn't elaborate how. I just want to

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scare we. Do you mean psychological or gore?

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I just want to scare we. I said scary. Yeah.

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So there's a lot that don't seem to understand

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how to properly incite dread, but there are a

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few that I think are pretty good. So I picked

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one, technically two, because there's two characters

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that I want to talk about. One of them is the

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most prolific killer in the entirety. of 40k's

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modern setting probably ranking up a kill count

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in if i could be liberal with my estimates the

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billions um and she's just a human like just

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a normal ass person and i stand by it it's genuinely

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some of the better writing now for those who

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don't know i'm referring to a short story uh

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for the warhammer horror audiobook Or not even

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an audiobook, it was an audio drama with multiple

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actors, a soundscape, and it's a very beautiful

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read if you ever get a chance. I actually did

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like it. And it's called The Watcher in the Rain.

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It is pretty... 7 out of 10. It's good. It gets

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the passing grade from me, and I thought it was

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really cool. Is it anything superlative? No,

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but it was passable in a sea full of shits. 7

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out of 10 is still good. Yeah, of course. It's

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great. It was good. I mean, look, I will... Not

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to sidetrack from you too much, but I will hold

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that a 5 out of 10 is worth your time. That is

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completely average. You don't regret having read

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it. It's completely average, and most things

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are going to be average. That's how average works.

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No, that was me with a watcher in the rain. It

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was pure seven out of 10. It was like a solid

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read. I would genuinely read it again. Cause

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it was a very enjoyable thing. The actors did

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a great job. I will. Okay. This is a tangent

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shout out to perditions flame. Another one of

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the books that were released at the same time

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made me crash out at how terrible the plot was,

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but it had my favorite narrators for all of like

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40 K. And I just like, man. Come on! This could

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have been something good. You played, what, who's

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that dark elf bitch from Baldur's Gate 3? What

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was that? I think it's Mithra. Oh, yeah, Mithra.

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Yeah, she was in that. In the Golden Gaves. Being

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in the NPCs makes me feel bad, so she always

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died. So, yeah, it was her. She was in that.

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And there was also Alec Worley, I believe. I

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forgot what his name is. The guy who does the

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voices for the Night Lords trilogy. He was in

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that, and he's goddamn awesome. But neither here

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nor there. This book had a bunch of names that

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I didn't fully recognize, and all of them were

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pretty good. But basically the character that

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I first want to talk about, this is a two -parter,

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so I'm kind of cheating here, is Serena Malice.

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So there's an event going on on this planet.

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It's just some middle of nowhere administratum

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planet that doesn't seem to really have much

00:23:50.920 --> 00:23:53.079
going for it other than it's just an administratum

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planet. There's just the endless grind of the

00:23:56.339 --> 00:24:00.019
cogs of the Imperium that have to grind or else

00:24:00.019 --> 00:24:04.150
nothing is going to get done. But as of recently,

00:24:04.190 --> 00:24:08.349
there was a storm and this storm has lasted months.

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And it started as a trickle with a haze of fog

00:24:11.809 --> 00:24:14.150
coming in from the distance, seemingly like a

00:24:14.150 --> 00:24:17.650
thick sheet that never seemed to leave. And once

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it was there, the rain only got worse and worse

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and worse to the point where day in and day out.

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Now it is torrential rains with lightning strikes

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that devastate entire city blocks. I love this

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because the story follows the perspective of

00:24:34.690 --> 00:24:37.210
a junior Inquisitor, someone who genuinely just

00:24:37.210 --> 00:24:40.150
started the job going to the planet. trying to

00:24:40.150 --> 00:24:43.210
find out what's been going on as there was a

00:24:43.210 --> 00:24:47.170
mislabeled shipment of rations that were sent

00:24:47.170 --> 00:24:50.670
to a local Marine, or not Marine, a local guard

00:24:50.670 --> 00:24:54.710
regiment. This local, not local, but like a planet

00:24:54.710 --> 00:24:57.730
nearby got rotten rations that their expiration

00:24:57.730 --> 00:24:59.789
dates didn't line up with when they were supposed

00:24:59.789 --> 00:25:01.529
to be sent. The rations they got were supposed

00:25:01.529 --> 00:25:03.670
to be sent closer to the world that they were

00:25:03.670 --> 00:25:06.289
on rather than a little bit further away. And

00:25:06.289 --> 00:25:10.720
it led to the deaths of 52 people. Total, I think

00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:14.140
it was 20 from starvation and 30 from executions

00:25:14.140 --> 00:25:18.460
due to cannibalism. So the junior inquisitor

00:25:18.460 --> 00:25:20.640
was going to find out because this is something

00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:23.319
that doesn't happen. So he's like, this is something

00:25:23.319 --> 00:25:25.900
that came from malicious intent. We have to find

00:25:25.900 --> 00:25:29.220
out why. So he shows up and he finds this lady

00:25:29.220 --> 00:25:31.940
who was seemingly suspiciously trying to get

00:25:31.940 --> 00:25:35.690
off the planet with. a fake name because she

00:25:35.690 --> 00:25:38.029
seemed a lot more nervous than everybody else

00:25:38.029 --> 00:25:41.750
and it's uh her name is serena malice and she's

00:25:41.750 --> 00:25:44.329
just this like a nervous scribe adept that's

00:25:44.329 --> 00:25:47.009
very scared of what's going on but she always

00:25:47.009 --> 00:25:49.009
seems like she knows a little bit more than she's

00:25:49.009 --> 00:25:51.789
letting on throughout the book it's her and him

00:25:51.789 --> 00:25:54.390
after all the uh planes and all the ships have

00:25:54.390 --> 00:25:56.470
taken off just kind of going back and forth and

00:25:56.470 --> 00:26:01.720
he does not trust her In the slightest, he thinks

00:26:01.720 --> 00:26:05.299
that she's a heretic and has murdered like over

00:26:05.299 --> 00:26:10.059
like three dozen people. So he has to take her

00:26:10.059 --> 00:26:13.460
in. That's a crime worth like a couple floggings

00:26:13.460 --> 00:26:17.980
and at least two execution attempts. So he has

00:26:17.980 --> 00:26:19.700
her in cuffs this entire time and the entire

00:26:19.700 --> 00:26:21.380
time she's pleading her innocence and they go.

00:26:22.369 --> 00:26:24.329
into this sub basement because they're trying

00:26:24.329 --> 00:26:26.170
to get to his ship, which is going to lead to

00:26:26.170 --> 00:26:28.849
the big one that he has up in orbit. They have

00:26:28.849 --> 00:26:31.450
to get off before the poles of the planet shift

00:26:31.450 --> 00:26:34.549
and the world itself becomes so destabilized

00:26:34.549 --> 00:26:36.890
that it's basically going to be impossible to

00:26:36.890 --> 00:26:39.700
leave. the planet itself is going to be cut off

00:26:39.700 --> 00:26:42.220
by a warp storm relatively soon too, which they

00:26:42.220 --> 00:26:44.539
think is the reason for the shifting polarities

00:26:44.539 --> 00:26:47.019
and the storms and whatever. But it turns out

00:26:47.019 --> 00:26:50.160
once they go into like the medical wing of a

00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:53.140
local administratum temple, because yeah, they

00:26:53.140 --> 00:26:55.680
have a med bay for the mentally sick and the

00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:59.400
administratum, which is insanely dark to think

00:26:59.400 --> 00:27:03.319
about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know what?

00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:07.160
You're sick. You're a gibbering maniac that can

00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:08.819
no longer do your duty. Get in the oubliette.

00:27:08.960 --> 00:27:10.700
That's literally what they did. There's an entire

00:27:10.700 --> 00:27:12.759
scene where they're walking into the cage and

00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:15.859
there's literally like three foot by three foot

00:27:15.859 --> 00:27:18.519
holes in the ground with hands reaching out from

00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:20.380
them of people screaming that they just want

00:27:20.380 --> 00:27:22.420
to get their work done rather than actually stay

00:27:22.420 --> 00:27:24.180
in the hole for longer. And they've been there

00:27:24.180 --> 00:27:27.059
for a while. And it's terrifying because the

00:27:27.059 --> 00:27:29.259
area is filling up with water from the storms

00:27:29.259 --> 00:27:30.920
and they're the first to go because they're in

00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:33.529
a little cage in the bottom. As they're going,

00:27:33.630 --> 00:27:35.569
they're noticing that everybody there has this

00:27:35.569 --> 00:27:37.829
deranged look, and they keep bringing up this

00:27:37.829 --> 00:27:41.730
entity simply known as the Watcher in the Rain,

00:27:41.829 --> 00:27:43.769
which is technically the second entity that I

00:27:43.769 --> 00:27:47.650
want to bring up. But we'll get there. So Serena

00:27:47.650 --> 00:27:50.609
Malice... Oh, you're still going. Keep going.

00:27:50.670 --> 00:27:53.549
Keep going. Oh no, if I'm interrupting, if you

00:27:53.549 --> 00:27:55.390
got the one I was to read out, fucking give her,

00:27:55.390 --> 00:27:58.450
dude. I was so locked in for this. great telling

00:27:58.450 --> 00:28:00.549
of lore, and then I look over and there's a minion

00:28:00.549 --> 00:28:03.869
staring at me on the screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:28:03.910 --> 00:28:06.809
sorry, sorry. It's a story that I genuinely like.

00:28:06.849 --> 00:28:08.690
It's such a juxtaposition. No, keep going, man,

00:28:08.730 --> 00:28:13.230
it's really good. Okay, alright, so, um, so Serena

00:28:13.230 --> 00:28:17.650
and this Inquisitor whose name, uh, god, let

00:28:17.650 --> 00:28:19.430
me see if I can find his name on the wiki really

00:28:19.430 --> 00:28:21.950
quickly. His name is Stephen Crucius, that's

00:28:21.950 --> 00:28:25.150
his name. Uh, Inquisitor Stephen Crucius. Inquisitor

00:28:25.150 --> 00:28:31.099
Stephen? okay um so steven and uh serena end

00:28:31.099 --> 00:28:35.039
up going through literally hell but they keep

00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:38.839
the insanity of it is that every time this entity

00:28:38.839 --> 00:28:40.440
known as the watcher and the rain is brought

00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:45.579
up you see serena kind of demand that uh steven

00:28:45.579 --> 00:28:49.269
don't pay attention to it don't recognize that

00:28:49.269 --> 00:28:51.109
it's there is the words that she keeps using

00:28:51.109 --> 00:28:54.269
and for a second he looks out on the parapets

00:28:54.269 --> 00:28:57.230
uh where they're at to the lower levels and he

00:28:57.230 --> 00:28:59.369
swears that in the distance he can see something

00:28:59.369 --> 00:29:02.690
gargantuan that he can't truly make out and just

00:29:02.690 --> 00:29:07.210
immediately he just like locks in and his eyes

00:29:07.210 --> 00:29:09.970
shut as he's forced to relive what is one of

00:29:09.970 --> 00:29:12.109
the most traumatic memories of his life which

00:29:12.109 --> 00:29:15.349
was uh him having to go into an underhive and

00:29:15.349 --> 00:29:18.970
interrogate his mother for stealing rations or

00:29:18.970 --> 00:29:20.630
something i forgot what the exact crime was but

00:29:20.630 --> 00:29:23.789
he ended up killing her uh and it was from the

00:29:23.789 --> 00:29:26.170
inquisitor it was basically the final test that

00:29:26.170 --> 00:29:27.529
the inquisition was giving him is like would

00:29:27.529 --> 00:29:29.690
you kill your own mother if they committed a

00:29:29.690 --> 00:29:31.829
crime and he did it and that's how he became

00:29:31.829 --> 00:29:34.569
an inquisitor And he comes back and he's like,

00:29:34.630 --> 00:29:37.049
what was that? And she's like, just don't think

00:29:37.049 --> 00:29:39.430
about it. Don't think about it. And they kept

00:29:39.430 --> 00:29:41.869
fighting their way through this horde of maniacs

00:29:41.869 --> 00:29:43.670
that recognized Serena. And they kept trying

00:29:43.670 --> 00:29:46.269
to drag her into their horde. And they were kind

00:29:46.269 --> 00:29:49.869
of leaving Stephen Crucius alone because something.

00:29:50.619 --> 00:29:53.839
That wasn't their target. It was always Serena.

00:29:54.079 --> 00:29:56.740
And this is when things get a little interesting

00:29:56.740 --> 00:29:59.720
because as they're trying to board his ship in

00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:03.460
the distance, you just see this massive, almost

00:30:03.460 --> 00:30:06.880
unknowable construct, a creature of pallid flesh

00:30:06.880 --> 00:30:12.859
and wasted limbs, gaunt and tall, but the height

00:30:12.859 --> 00:30:14.519
of it doesn't really matter. It just feels like

00:30:14.519 --> 00:30:16.539
even though it is something that is not human,

00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:19.740
you were looking at it and realize that that's

00:30:19.740 --> 00:30:22.039
not. how whatever this is supposed to look. This

00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:25.519
is something beyond comprehension. No physical

00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:29.079
facial features to recognize. But Steven only

00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:31.750
gets a. Baron glimpse at it through the rain

00:30:31.750 --> 00:30:34.730
and through the fog and recognizes that this

00:30:34.730 --> 00:30:38.450
is some kind of creature beyond like recognition.

00:30:38.509 --> 00:30:41.509
This is literally a horror from beyond the cosmos.

00:30:41.549 --> 00:30:44.890
And it, he just blacks out. He wakes up on the

00:30:44.890 --> 00:30:47.450
bridge of his ship as Serena ended up flying

00:30:47.450 --> 00:30:51.869
them out, saving his life. And because of that,

00:30:51.910 --> 00:30:55.130
he writes down a little note in his little inquisitorial

00:30:55.130 --> 00:31:02.089
pad. that I absolve her of sin. I have found

00:31:02.089 --> 00:31:03.569
out that she is not the one that has done it.

00:31:03.609 --> 00:31:06.690
It was simply an error that was done in jest.

00:31:07.990 --> 00:31:11.869
Terminate all whatever on her name. He clicks

00:31:11.869 --> 00:31:16.589
end recording, and the second he does that, a

00:31:16.589 --> 00:31:19.750
las bolt fires directly into the center of his

00:31:19.750 --> 00:31:22.529
gut as she pulls out a las pistol that she was

00:31:22.529 --> 00:31:25.369
hiding. Now that her record's clean, she reveals

00:31:25.369 --> 00:31:29.160
that, one, her name is not. Serena Malice. It's

00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:34.160
actually Greta Verne. And two, the account that

00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:38.579
he found from two years ago that was an accidental

00:31:38.579 --> 00:31:42.259
misfiling. Yeah, that was an accident. That was

00:31:42.259 --> 00:31:45.700
also only the first time she did that. And when

00:31:45.700 --> 00:31:47.779
she found out that no one was coming for her

00:31:47.779 --> 00:31:51.039
after that, she intentionally misfiled about...

00:31:52.109 --> 00:31:56.150
one in five documents every batch every day for

00:31:56.150 --> 00:32:00.309
two years straight which intentionally misfiling

00:32:00.309 --> 00:32:02.890
she said probably over hundreds of thousands

00:32:02.890 --> 00:32:06.150
of documents to cause as much damage as humanly

00:32:06.150 --> 00:32:08.250
possible bringing her kill count potentially

00:32:08.250 --> 00:32:12.089
into the billions because she even talked about

00:32:12.089 --> 00:32:13.970
how she's responsible for the deaths of entire

00:32:13.970 --> 00:32:16.609
starships that did not get refueling on time

00:32:16.609 --> 00:32:18.869
and the entirety of their occupants ended up

00:32:18.869 --> 00:32:22.210
freezing to death in the void and That thing

00:32:22.210 --> 00:32:28.589
that was on the planet appeared for her. She

00:32:28.589 --> 00:32:33.970
killed so many people that some godlike entity

00:32:33.970 --> 00:32:38.500
noticed her. And that's what the Watcher in the

00:32:38.500 --> 00:32:40.940
Rain was. And she realized that the more she

00:32:40.940 --> 00:32:44.579
recognized it, the more the information was being

00:32:44.579 --> 00:32:47.440
beamed in her head. So as long as she existed

00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:49.859
in a state of constant denial, she was relatively

00:32:49.859 --> 00:32:53.420
fine. But the longer she kept doing her thing,

00:32:53.579 --> 00:32:55.420
the more that that thing was being able to be

00:32:55.420 --> 00:32:57.200
seen by the people who were in similar positions

00:32:57.200 --> 00:32:59.539
to her, a .k .a. the adepts that were on that

00:32:59.539 --> 00:33:05.740
planet. And because of that, she just... wanted

00:33:05.740 --> 00:33:07.279
to get off the planet because she didn't think

00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:09.380
it could follow her she summoned some kind of

00:33:09.380 --> 00:33:12.900
entity that we never truly know what it is and

00:33:12.900 --> 00:33:17.000
uh yeah the interesting part about serena's story

00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:20.700
is that uh she flies to a local guard regiment

00:33:20.700 --> 00:33:24.279
ship that was a ship that she fucked with the

00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:27.859
food shipment and they bring her and the other

00:33:27.859 --> 00:33:31.950
individual on there and tell the the guards to

00:33:31.950 --> 00:33:33.789
whisk her away as quickly as humanly possible

00:33:33.789 --> 00:33:35.869
to the kitchen and make sure none of the crew

00:33:35.869 --> 00:33:40.809
sees them. And yeah, I think Serena malice or

00:33:40.809 --> 00:33:42.529
Greta Verne is one of the most interesting and

00:33:42.529 --> 00:33:46.170
genuinely a compelling horror villain in like

00:33:46.170 --> 00:33:49.589
40 K because the number she racked up insane.

00:33:50.670 --> 00:33:53.029
And also the washer in the rain. We don't know

00:33:53.029 --> 00:33:55.849
what that is. We it's never explained. Is it

00:33:55.849 --> 00:33:58.980
a warp born monstrosity? I don't know, is it

00:33:58.980 --> 00:34:01.680
a giant alien that just somehow can detect when

00:34:01.680 --> 00:34:05.140
vast quantities of murder have happened? I don't

00:34:05.140 --> 00:34:06.680
know, we know at least one of those is true,

00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:10.440
but it's never been brought up ever again. Hell

00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:12.800
yeah, and that's a hell of a good submission

00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:16.079
though. Damn. Bro's got me locked in so hard

00:34:16.079 --> 00:34:20.179
I actually shut up. All the chat was just like,

00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:22.340
we need a wave check from Hal because he's not

00:34:22.340 --> 00:34:26.360
moving. I don't have a wave check. Yeah. Do you

00:34:26.360 --> 00:34:28.800
do wave check for everyone, Hal? I mean, it's

00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:32.320
just hair. It's just hair. It's just white boy

00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:36.260
hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can a white boy just

00:34:36.260 --> 00:34:40.659
act up sometimes? Andy, we have donations. We

00:34:40.659 --> 00:34:44.820
do. We have about 20 -odd. My bad, G. That's

00:34:44.820 --> 00:34:47.059
all right. I thought at first you were going

00:34:47.059 --> 00:34:49.599
to say before, and I'll get into the second bit

00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:51.300
later, but I was like, oh, no, I've interrupted

00:34:51.300 --> 00:34:53.969
you. So we'll get back to your second part later.

00:34:54.570 --> 00:34:57.230
But to start us off, I'll do a few and then hand

00:34:57.230 --> 00:34:59.690
it over to Colin, then hand it off to Connor

00:34:59.690 --> 00:35:02.409
and then Hal, I think. So do like five each on

00:35:02.409 --> 00:35:05.010
like a rotation. So Sanguinius is number one

00:35:05.010 --> 00:35:10.090
wing lubricator. 500 rust. Asking everyone, you're

00:35:10.090 --> 00:35:11.650
armed with a melee weapon of your choice and

00:35:11.650 --> 00:35:13.570
some leather armor, and you're getting jumped

00:35:13.570 --> 00:35:16.690
by goblins with crappy swords. How many of you

00:35:16.690 --> 00:35:22.969
are sending to Bone Daddy Nagash? 782. I mean,

00:35:23.010 --> 00:35:30.889
specific numbers? Depends. I have a feeling I'm

00:35:30.889 --> 00:35:33.849
that kind of guy who I'll immediately try and

00:35:33.849 --> 00:35:38.769
run away or fall over and break my neck. That's

00:35:38.769 --> 00:35:41.530
probably going to be my fate, to be honest. I

00:35:41.530 --> 00:35:43.070
mean, I don't know. I'm probably just going to

00:35:43.070 --> 00:35:45.690
swing wildly, maybe get one and then get jumped

00:35:45.690 --> 00:35:53.050
by ten. Break at least one's neck. Yeah. uh arthur

00:35:53.050 --> 00:35:56.030
how many are you taking with you okay so how

00:35:56.030 --> 00:35:58.969
many is this a number or is this just like a

00:35:58.969 --> 00:36:01.650
do you think you could make it because honestly

00:36:01.650 --> 00:36:05.309
i don't know i think i could make it like i'm

00:36:05.309 --> 00:36:08.329
i'm in good shape i'm combat trained i don't

00:36:08.329 --> 00:36:12.349
need the sword it's fine we're cool mm -hmm so

00:36:12.349 --> 00:36:15.989
you're saying eight thousand until i drop like

00:36:15.989 --> 00:36:19.340
it like i'm like this is this is literally just

00:36:19.340 --> 00:36:21.179
like the how many toddlers could you take in

00:36:21.179 --> 00:36:24.699
a fight argument all over again now i will state

00:36:24.699 --> 00:36:28.260
this is also the answer to this question weirdly

00:36:28.260 --> 00:36:30.260
enough is the same is like do they all have the

00:36:30.260 --> 00:36:34.199
brains of a goblin or are they all like what

00:36:34.199 --> 00:36:40.099
do you mean by that goblin so like okay so when

00:36:40.099 --> 00:36:42.500
so this question i always like the idea is like

00:36:42.500 --> 00:36:46.059
oh yeah uh 100 men versus one gorilla well a

00:36:46.059 --> 00:36:48.260
gorilla wouldn't fight 100 men so it has to be

00:36:48.260 --> 00:36:50.219
the brain of a gorilla that would fight to the

00:36:50.219 --> 00:36:54.780
death 100 men is this like goblins or goblins

00:36:54.780 --> 00:36:58.760
that will like bloodlusted goblins yeah like

00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:01.039
goblins that will actually fight you until they

00:37:01.039 --> 00:37:03.719
die do you mean do you mean like if we kill like

00:37:03.719 --> 00:37:07.269
67 of them the rest of them will run well i wouldn't

00:37:07.269 --> 00:37:09.409
even say that because i mean like goblins are

00:37:09.409 --> 00:37:11.269
probably not going to be likely to fight you

00:37:11.269 --> 00:37:13.210
if you pick one up and grab them by the head

00:37:13.210 --> 00:37:14.889
and the ankles and rip them the fucking half

00:37:14.889 --> 00:37:17.630
so if you do that enough they're gonna be like

00:37:17.630 --> 00:37:23.889
nah nah i'm good saying we got a few from nomius

00:37:23.889 --> 00:37:25.889
so first of all he became a member thank you

00:37:25.889 --> 00:37:30.679
very much hey guys how are you thank you i have

00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:32.760
finally decided to join the discord group only

00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:34.579
to find myself in the voice chat reading a comic

00:37:34.579 --> 00:37:38.219
about zootopia and wow donkey man i will not

00:37:38.219 --> 00:37:40.639
forget nor forgive you for that i'm thinking

00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:45.179
rbs it's being a donkey stream late due to how

00:37:45.179 --> 00:37:51.800
looning of the zootopia yeah and then i can't

00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:55.199
every time this man is saying this fire emblem

00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:59.190
in hentai games i lost all my shame wow um Incoming

00:37:59.190 --> 00:38:01.170
backup. We don't celebrate Halloween here, but

00:38:01.170 --> 00:38:02.670
in the spirit of horror, I remind you of the

00:38:02.670 --> 00:38:04.469
scariest thing ever. Boingob is dead and will

00:38:04.469 --> 00:38:06.070
never return to us. Don't say that. Our Lord

00:38:06.070 --> 00:38:08.789
and Savior. And Merry Halloween. Shit, wrong

00:38:08.789 --> 00:38:13.050
one. Let me try again. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy

00:38:13.050 --> 00:38:15.849
Halloween. Nailed it. Hope the day is lovely.

00:38:16.030 --> 00:38:21.269
Thank you. Thanks, man. Ryan Tanner with the

00:38:21.269 --> 00:38:24.349
two books of the homeless fentanyl user costume,

00:38:24.449 --> 00:38:28.150
Colin. Wow. Thanks. You put a lot of effort into

00:38:28.150 --> 00:38:31.309
it. My costume never showed up. I know. Yeah.

00:38:31.469 --> 00:38:35.150
Oh, man. Maratha's designated toilet with the

00:38:35.150 --> 00:38:37.670
five Canadian dollars. Hey, look, it's the Monopoly

00:38:37.670 --> 00:38:41.570
money. Hmm. The scariest part of Warhammer 40

00:38:41.570 --> 00:38:44.889
days is knowing Gav Thorpe is in charge of Eldar

00:38:44.889 --> 00:38:47.110
lore. I only said that because I wanted to see

00:38:47.110 --> 00:38:50.769
if Bone Man would say anything. He didn't. Well,

00:38:50.969 --> 00:38:53.690
at least I don't have Gav Thorpe. Actually, I

00:38:53.690 --> 00:38:55.289
can't even say that. Gav Thorpe. Wait. Yeah,

00:38:55.309 --> 00:38:57.190
Gav Thorpe is also in charge of leaks of Outan

00:38:57.190 --> 00:39:01.480
lore. Yeah. Also happy birthday, Colin. I hope

00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:04.800
your testicles are doing well. What happened

00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:09.760
to your nutsack? Nothing. I don't think. It's

00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:12.019
good to check them now and again for lumps. Yeah,

00:39:12.019 --> 00:39:16.699
obviously. It's not even Gav Thorpe. It's Gav

00:39:16.699 --> 00:39:19.340
Thorpe and Nick Kime. I'm so fucking caught.

00:39:19.380 --> 00:39:23.539
That's a combo, man. Zenon with the 10 euros.

00:39:23.619 --> 00:39:26.579
Arthur, I have a Dominus Nox. Your housing situation

00:39:26.579 --> 00:39:30.210
is better. It is. Can't wait for you to talk

00:39:30.210 --> 00:39:33.849
about your favorite Primark Magnus. It follows

00:39:33.849 --> 00:39:36.269
me. It goes with me wherever the fuck I go. I

00:39:36.269 --> 00:39:40.510
can't escape it. I fucking... You know what?

00:39:41.099 --> 00:39:43.539
I appreciate you looking out for me. My housing

00:39:43.539 --> 00:39:47.159
situation is fantastic right now. I have settled

00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:50.500
into the new place. It was a little rocky comically

00:39:50.500 --> 00:39:53.840
enough when I moved in after the fire, like week

00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:58.059
one, I still had like a dislocated and sprained

00:39:58.059 --> 00:40:00.300
knee. So I was working to get that shit settled.

00:40:00.340 --> 00:40:01.840
And it's hard to move furniture when you're doing

00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:04.780
that. Week two, my roommate got sick and I was

00:40:04.780 --> 00:40:06.260
like, I'm going to be fine. And then three days

00:40:06.260 --> 00:40:08.739
into that, I'm like, not, I got the flu as well.

00:40:08.820 --> 00:40:11.139
So there's that. And then the week after that,

00:40:11.260 --> 00:40:13.460
I had to go to LVO because I was registered to

00:40:13.460 --> 00:40:15.599
be like a panel host there or not a host, but

00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:17.840
like an interviewee there, which sucked. But

00:40:17.840 --> 00:40:20.199
I'm back now feeling good. Knees doing slightly

00:40:20.199 --> 00:40:22.699
better every day and the house is looking fantastic.

00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:27.719
Thank you. And Magnus is all right. Arthur, you

00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:32.900
have one bullet and there's Magnus Erebus and

00:40:32.900 --> 00:40:38.570
Nick Kime in the room. Who gets it? Me? I don't

00:40:38.570 --> 00:40:43.409
know. Erebus. I don't actually hate Magnus. I

00:40:43.409 --> 00:40:45.409
don't hate any of those individuals. Nick Keim.

00:40:45.849 --> 00:40:53.750
Nick Keim can write good books. I really do think

00:40:53.750 --> 00:40:57.050
that he's a talented author when he writes something

00:40:57.050 --> 00:41:01.090
that he wants to. I just think, hot take, Salamander's

00:41:01.090 --> 00:41:04.630
lore is just boring. He just got a bad rap because

00:41:04.630 --> 00:41:09.429
of that. Yeah. I didn't hear anybody complaining

00:41:09.429 --> 00:41:13.650
about his inclusion into the lore of the Votan.

00:41:13.710 --> 00:41:15.329
I haven't read that yet because I've got to read

00:41:15.329 --> 00:41:19.289
all of the Dawn of Fire series because I've heard

00:41:19.289 --> 00:41:21.190
that the Wolf Times are bad. That's the next

00:41:21.190 --> 00:41:23.190
one on the book and I'm on the list and I've

00:41:23.190 --> 00:41:27.769
heard it's bad. It's the only one I've read of

00:41:27.769 --> 00:41:31.469
that series because I did Wolf Month. It's okay.

00:41:32.289 --> 00:41:36.409
I was expecting... flesh terror chaplain cover

00:41:36.409 --> 00:41:39.369
book levels are bad, but it's not that bad. It

00:41:39.369 --> 00:41:42.769
could be worse. Fair enough. A set member for

00:41:42.769 --> 00:41:48.469
two months in Minion we trust. Oh, God. We're

00:41:48.469 --> 00:41:53.989
never proud of ourselves anymore. Is that still

00:41:53.989 --> 00:41:56.510
for you, Colin? Paralyzed tortoise with the two.

00:41:56.650 --> 00:42:00.530
I am sending various toxins to you, Colin. You,

00:42:00.730 --> 00:42:06.590
me. Thanks, guys. Really appreciate it. Bunny

00:42:06.590 --> 00:42:09.309
Cop for five bucks. Happy Halloween, Lord Crimes.

00:42:09.349 --> 00:42:12.929
Moved to Texas Plains. From Texas Plains to Deepwood,

00:42:13.010 --> 00:42:16.849
Arkansas with my roleplay buddy. Still following

00:42:16.849 --> 00:42:21.110
you guys. Colin, give Athena treats. I don't

00:42:21.110 --> 00:42:23.690
have treats in my room, but I can pet her. I

00:42:23.690 --> 00:42:27.530
was about to say. Yay! Moved with my roleplay

00:42:27.530 --> 00:42:32.659
buddy. Is that just... Are we dropping new names

00:42:32.659 --> 00:42:37.579
for partners now? Oh, dog. Dog, dog, dog, dog,

00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:42.000
dog. Hello, dog. That's a huge dog. No, Colin's

00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:46.599
just that short. I know. Bro's the same height

00:42:46.599 --> 00:42:49.480
as Hello Kitty. It's my ass, don't be. Yeah,

00:42:49.480 --> 00:42:55.960
yeah, yeah. Don't say that to me. Name is Chomsky.

00:42:55.980 --> 00:42:59.489
Yes. I'll go find you. Oh, God. Andy, you may

00:42:59.489 --> 00:43:03.570
be proud. I've expected everything, but you have

00:43:03.570 --> 00:43:06.710
managed to surprise me. Colin, on the other hand.

00:43:06.869 --> 00:43:10.190
I'm going to put some tape on your chip, Gnomeus.

00:43:13.210 --> 00:43:16.150
Matt271, 10 bucks. Glad I finally caught you

00:43:16.150 --> 00:43:18.190
guys live. In the theme of the season, I am now

00:43:18.190 --> 00:43:21.030
a Flesh Eater court player after winning an army

00:43:21.030 --> 00:43:23.730
in an auction, such as the Power of Nagash. That's

00:43:23.730 --> 00:43:26.250
good, man. Started playing them recently. Pretty

00:43:26.250 --> 00:43:31.800
fun. Matt Eckhart for 10 bucks. Happy Halloween,

00:43:31.880 --> 00:43:35.039
nerds. I have been able to watch... Oh, I haven't

00:43:35.039 --> 00:43:36.980
been able to watch live for a long time, but

00:43:36.980 --> 00:43:38.460
I wanted to let you guys know that I appreciate

00:43:38.460 --> 00:43:40.500
you. Appreciate you too, man. Been sub since

00:43:40.500 --> 00:43:42.539
Black Templar's vid. I don't even remember when

00:43:42.539 --> 00:43:45.539
we did that. Second video. Love you too, Arthur.

00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:53.159
Yay! Yeah, man. Thanks. Dank Apostle. The 14

00:43:53.159 --> 00:43:59.119
Tsar, which sounds quite cool. Malum Kado haunts

00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:04.320
Leandros' nightmares. Another one from another

00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:07.579
35 Tsar from the Dank Apostle. Setra is the only

00:44:07.579 --> 00:44:10.260
one whose ego is greater than Nagash's. Indeed.

00:44:11.300 --> 00:44:13.539
And then the last one I'll do is just know me

00:44:13.539 --> 00:44:16.480
as Chomsky for two euros. Certified street Nagash.

00:44:16.980 --> 00:44:20.780
Wow. We mean minimum wage workers get the misery

00:44:20.780 --> 00:44:27.000
pit. It's Barbant. I like that. barbon that's

00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:30.619
fun to say nz with the five new zealand dollars

00:44:30.619 --> 00:44:33.559
howdy gentlemen glad to see you again shut up

00:44:33.559 --> 00:44:36.199
phone hope arthur's things have gotten better

00:44:36.199 --> 00:44:45.280
hmm five bucks the hal supercut beta is at 75

00:44:45.280 --> 00:44:47.420
rendered the link will be in the members only

00:44:47.420 --> 00:44:49.519
channel in the lore crimes discord join both

00:44:49.519 --> 00:44:54.300
damn it well thank you oh no i'm not proud of

00:44:54.300 --> 00:45:00.849
this dealer uh skrit stream is sponsored by grundle

00:45:00.849 --> 00:45:06.210
snitch use code yes off your warp dust order

00:45:06.210 --> 00:45:11.889
rude in moon rot vats one puff may invite poltergeists

00:45:11.889 --> 00:45:15.570
nagash's plans failing and minion hallucinations

00:45:15.570 --> 00:45:18.230
oh yeah just like a warning about that it'll

00:45:18.230 --> 00:45:21.380
actually remove your ball seam so like The ball

00:45:21.380 --> 00:45:24.019
seam. Just in case you were worried. I don't

00:45:24.019 --> 00:45:26.679
know. Maybe some guys like having the ball seam.

00:45:26.860 --> 00:45:31.820
I don't know. Is it like a fingerprint? Is everyone's

00:45:31.820 --> 00:45:36.599
unique? Let's all compare. I don't know if I

00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:38.780
should be talking to you, Arthur, because I'm

00:45:38.780 --> 00:45:40.900
willing to go further, and I need to stop myself.

00:45:42.400 --> 00:45:45.239
I'm willing to say the worst thing. I'm willing

00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:50.440
to go down with the ship. Colin knows, I have

00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:54.079
once angered Colin so much that he almost started

00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:57.679
swinging at me in person. Wow. It was pretty

00:45:57.679 --> 00:46:01.059
fun. I was so fucking tilted in that moment.

00:46:01.369 --> 00:46:03.030
Yeah, I know. You, Pharaoh, kept treating me

00:46:03.030 --> 00:46:05.230
like I'm a fuckin' five year old. Oh yeah, and

00:46:05.230 --> 00:46:07.349
only halfway through I realized I was wrong,

00:46:07.489 --> 00:46:09.449
I just kept going just to see how far I could

00:46:09.449 --> 00:46:13.530
push you. That was really funny. Mish Mash was

00:46:13.530 --> 00:46:16.170
probably waiting for me to start fuckin' crying.

00:46:16.949 --> 00:46:19.750
Yeah. Do you wanna read the next one, Arthur?

00:46:20.090 --> 00:46:27.250
Ahem! Ahem! Eli's most excessively hung Bretonian

00:46:27.250 --> 00:46:33.989
stable boy 27 sec. Mr. Bones boning the balding

00:46:33.989 --> 00:46:40.710
boys in his basement. raw 666 with the five dollars

00:46:40.710 --> 00:46:44.849
what scares me is gw prices and i am supporting

00:46:44.849 --> 00:46:47.489
their decisions including their prices plus death

00:46:47.489 --> 00:46:51.909
of tts by being a consumer had to make the joke

00:46:51.909 --> 00:46:56.710
there's no joke there uh pando plays with the

00:46:56.710 --> 00:47:01.139
10 bones question for arthur When are you going

00:47:01.139 --> 00:47:04.559
to read actually good books like Thankful's trilogy?

00:47:04.900 --> 00:47:07.659
His trilogy is so much better than the trash

00:47:07.659 --> 00:47:11.860
that passes for Night Lords. Hey, die. Also,

00:47:11.960 --> 00:47:14.159
I don't know. I'll read it at some point. I mean,

00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:23.380
yeah. Hi, Marthie V. Fake money. Hey, yo. okay

00:47:23.380 --> 00:47:27.099
cry about it mr where were you guys when he was

00:47:27.099 --> 00:47:31.519
making fun of my monopoly money okay uh blood

00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:36.960
bull uh soon working on it literally not right

00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:41.900
now but like before the stream uh bunny cop two

00:47:41.900 --> 00:47:44.900
dollars no innuendo just my boy just my body

00:47:44.900 --> 00:47:48.099
moved in he has a gf you know what yeah that's

00:47:48.099 --> 00:47:53.010
fine bunny we didn't tell yeah Eli's most successively

00:47:53.010 --> 00:47:58.369
hung Bretonnian stable boy for 65 sec. Colin,

00:47:58.750 --> 00:48:05.269
why are there tissues on the chair? Wow, that's

00:48:05.269 --> 00:48:09.710
actually really fucked up. Ziploc bags. Oh, so

00:48:09.710 --> 00:48:12.130
you cum in Ziploc bags? Yeah, dude, I like to

00:48:12.130 --> 00:48:14.989
put it in the freezer as a snack for later. Oh,

00:48:14.989 --> 00:48:17.750
it was a little tongue -tied. It's called bulking.

00:48:18.280 --> 00:48:22.199
P .S. Do the waterbed jiggle and wiggle at night?

00:48:22.340 --> 00:48:25.420
You're so brave to not hide the recession like

00:48:25.420 --> 00:48:29.780
your buds. That's an air mattress because I'm

00:48:29.780 --> 00:48:33.199
still not in my house yet because ISPs deserve

00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:39.380
I'm convinced there's no house now. 20 Great

00:48:39.380 --> 00:48:43.119
British Fun Bucks from Xenon. I know Arthur raised

00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:47.400
Spear of Faith. I'm going to just say it wrong

00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:50.500
to piss you guys off now. So damn good. Did you

00:48:50.500 --> 00:48:52.760
get around to reading The Remnant Blade? No,

00:48:52.840 --> 00:48:54.619
but it is on my list because it actually looked

00:48:54.619 --> 00:49:02.059
really good. If you didn't do YouTube or other

00:49:02.059 --> 00:49:05.659
YouTube stuff, would you ever consider being

00:49:05.659 --> 00:49:09.420
the voice for American pharmaceutical adverts?

00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:14.019
If you have penis enlargement pills, but then...

00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:16.260
if you want, you know, speak to this, your local

00:49:16.260 --> 00:49:19.539
doctor, see if it's worth it for you. I feel

00:49:19.539 --> 00:49:21.539
like your voice would be amazing for that, because

00:49:21.539 --> 00:49:26.380
it sounds like you're willing to do it. My sister

00:49:26.380 --> 00:49:30.460
just brought me Chex Mix. Oh, yeah. I was in

00:49:30.460 --> 00:49:33.500
radio for like two years, so I have like a history

00:49:33.500 --> 00:49:35.460
of advertisements for that kind of shit, so yeah.

00:49:35.860 --> 00:49:40.820
I have done it. It is quite fun. Damn. Should

00:49:40.820 --> 00:49:42.739
we do... I say, should we do the next before

00:49:42.739 --> 00:49:46.239
we get more? We'll keep going. So thank you guys

00:49:46.239 --> 00:49:49.199
as well. So much. Really, really generous. Should

00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:51.360
we get because we'll never get around to it.

00:49:51.420 --> 00:49:54.139
Should we get to the next? Go, go, go. Oh, OK.

00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:57.940
Oh, it's me. Oh, God. Yeah. I didn't. All right.

00:49:57.940 --> 00:50:01.820
Go then. I would like to bring an offering, an

00:50:01.820 --> 00:50:04.719
offering, can't speak, an offering to the group,

00:50:04.780 --> 00:50:09.360
which I think people will judge me for. I bring,

00:50:09.400 --> 00:50:11.699
oh, I'm going to talk about Talos later, but

00:50:11.699 --> 00:50:15.699
I'm going to bring to the group Eidolon, and

00:50:15.699 --> 00:50:19.559
I need people to hear me out on this one. Everyone

00:50:19.559 --> 00:50:21.719
here, I'm sure, is somewhat familiar with Eidolon,

00:50:21.820 --> 00:50:25.440
but for the uninitiated, he is a, well, Lord

00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:27.320
Commander says Commander and the Emperor's children.

00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:31.059
You first see him in Horus Rising where Mr. Chuckles

00:50:31.059 --> 00:50:34.219
himself, Torgadon, points out how much his plan

00:50:34.219 --> 00:50:40.190
is a complete... utter failure and essentially

00:50:40.190 --> 00:50:43.550
he is the he is the man who smells like dog shit

00:50:43.550 --> 00:50:46.650
you know in this room because whatever he's done

00:50:46.650 --> 00:50:50.269
is a tactical error beyond measure and you know

00:50:50.269 --> 00:50:53.170
he's basically a bit of a loser you're thinking

00:50:53.170 --> 00:50:54.570
why would you choose this guy who's a bit of

00:50:54.570 --> 00:50:57.730
a loser because i like losers and suddenly uh

00:50:57.730 --> 00:51:01.329
the loser gets scary so as the horror's heresy

00:51:01.329 --> 00:51:04.750
is beginning As my favourite point, which scares

00:51:04.750 --> 00:51:10.210
other characters, Horus and Abaddon at one point

00:51:10.210 --> 00:51:14.369
when they're above Isfahan 3, they suddenly respect

00:51:14.369 --> 00:51:19.289
Eidolon, which is unearned, in my opinion, unearned.

00:51:19.289 --> 00:51:24.829
But this is because Eidolon is a complete bastard.

00:51:25.050 --> 00:51:28.800
He has... No regard for anyone's life. He's willing

00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:32.059
to kill his own friends and brothers. But again,

00:51:32.179 --> 00:51:34.260
that's not that crazy compared to other traitors

00:51:34.260 --> 00:51:35.900
at this point in the horror's heresy. That's

00:51:35.900 --> 00:51:39.420
pretty normal. What happens, what I like, it's

00:51:39.420 --> 00:51:42.780
a bit spicy. The guy gets his head cut off. I

00:51:42.780 --> 00:51:44.360
don't know if you guys have tried that. It's

00:51:44.360 --> 00:51:50.719
not very bonita. The kids don't do that these

00:51:50.719 --> 00:51:54.159
days. Fulgrim at one point is possessed by the

00:51:54.159 --> 00:52:00.039
demon after the Isfahan V massacre. And he just,

00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:04.059
you know, I wish it was more like the lion one

00:52:04.059 --> 00:52:09.320
where he just backhands Nemiel's head in, I think,

00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:12.280
isn't it? He just backhands it in. But I think

00:52:12.280 --> 00:52:15.219
demon, well, it's quote unquote demon Fulgrim,

00:52:15.219 --> 00:52:18.150
where it's not actually demon Fulgrim. Cosplaying

00:52:18.150 --> 00:52:20.550
Demon Fulgrim cuts off his head. All the other

00:52:20.550 --> 00:52:22.769
Emperor's children, Lucius, the little bitch

00:52:22.769 --> 00:52:27.070
that he is, runs up and starts lapping at Eidolon's

00:52:27.070 --> 00:52:30.449
leaking fluids going and spilling into their

00:52:30.449 --> 00:52:34.170
drinks and their wine. This is where he actually

00:52:34.170 --> 00:52:36.289
becomes an interesting character, though, because

00:52:36.289 --> 00:52:40.230
they take the head, they gift it to Fabius Bile,

00:52:40.369 --> 00:52:43.869
and he kind of just puts it back on somehow.

00:52:45.590 --> 00:52:48.570
Later on in some of the short stories, or no,

00:52:48.710 --> 00:52:52.369
it's Angel Exterminatus, they reveal that Eidolon

00:52:52.369 --> 00:52:55.769
is back, baby. He's better than ever. He's no

00:52:55.769 --> 00:52:58.210
longer a coward to be owned by mustache men.

00:52:59.309 --> 00:53:03.869
He is better than ever, but as always, with age

00:53:03.869 --> 00:53:06.550
and anything else, he just got extremely ugly.

00:53:07.530 --> 00:53:09.730
This is not what makes him scary, though, but

00:53:09.730 --> 00:53:12.630
I will add to the terrifying feature of what

00:53:12.630 --> 00:53:16.590
he was a very pretty... pompous you know resplendent

00:53:16.590 --> 00:53:18.809
like you know fulcrum gene seed enhanced man

00:53:18.809 --> 00:53:22.949
now he looks like i mean i know one would be

00:53:22.949 --> 00:53:25.329
fair to say that he looks like a wrinkled ball

00:53:25.329 --> 00:53:29.849
sack um i don't know was there any other way

00:53:29.849 --> 00:53:31.969
to describe like how he looks rather than he

00:53:31.969 --> 00:53:37.349
just kind of yeah he he despite the obviously

00:53:37.349 --> 00:53:39.969
the emperor's children being corrupted by slanesh

00:53:39.969 --> 00:53:43.090
he slowly is turning into what was like the ugliest

00:53:43.090 --> 00:53:46.989
mf in the entire legion and this is where he

00:53:46.989 --> 00:53:50.090
goes on this arc where basically he's always

00:53:50.090 --> 00:53:54.349
been pompous arrogant he's had some surgeries

00:53:54.349 --> 00:53:58.929
to or unwillingly by fabius bile to give him

00:53:58.929 --> 00:54:02.130
the loudest scream in the room and it you know

00:54:02.130 --> 00:54:04.349
melts people it destroyed the war singer in other

00:54:04.349 --> 00:54:07.989
parts of law again not super scary yet uh until

00:54:08.760 --> 00:54:10.780
It gets a bit later down in the Horus Heresy

00:54:10.780 --> 00:54:15.380
where Eidolon is no longer an idiot anymore,

00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:19.579
which I know is surprising. And during the mid

00:54:19.579 --> 00:54:21.639
part of the Horus Heresy, he's been learning.

00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:24.460
He's like, okay, okay, I've been learning. And

00:54:24.460 --> 00:54:27.159
he's also slightly been enhanced. He's getting

00:54:27.159 --> 00:54:30.119
corrupted by chaos. And they've been fighting

00:54:30.119 --> 00:54:33.340
the White Scars for a few years in the Deep Void.

00:54:33.460 --> 00:54:35.619
And he's learned. And to the point where he's

00:54:35.619 --> 00:54:38.820
even... He's now increased his combat skills

00:54:38.820 --> 00:54:42.139
to the point where he's able to take down, he's

00:54:42.139 --> 00:54:43.739
in the start of his play, but he's able to take

00:54:43.739 --> 00:54:46.719
down Terminators like Kinshaw, is it Andy? From

00:54:46.719 --> 00:54:49.719
the White Scars in that particular novel. So

00:54:49.719 --> 00:54:51.780
he's out there. He's the first captain, yeah.

00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:55.400
He ends up killing some pretty notable characters.

00:54:55.480 --> 00:54:58.980
He's learned new tactics. And what makes him

00:54:58.980 --> 00:55:02.980
more scary is that he fully... In other Emperor's

00:55:02.980 --> 00:55:05.000
Children characters, they've not embraced chaos

00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:08.880
corruption quite like Eidolon does. Eidolon,

00:55:09.119 --> 00:55:14.840
his plate has been transfigured into almost like

00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:18.320
a mirror of his own self, in which his armour

00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:22.380
plates glean and shimmer with kind of like an

00:55:22.380 --> 00:55:25.800
oil slick pattern, but it's obviously... created

00:55:25.800 --> 00:55:28.460
through chaos corruption itself when he's in

00:55:28.460 --> 00:55:32.380
the room he's willing to snort a civilian population

00:55:32.380 --> 00:55:38.599
uh just because he's fully embracing slanesh

00:55:38.599 --> 00:55:40.019
corruption whereas others in the legion like

00:55:40.019 --> 00:55:42.320
lucius and all that they kind of unwittingly

00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:46.730
are dragged down he's known to turn people into

00:55:46.730 --> 00:55:49.610
concoctions and other things his favorite thing

00:55:49.610 --> 00:55:52.030
in the meantime as well is also help corrupt

00:55:52.030 --> 00:55:54.949
other legionaries of different legions he invites

00:55:54.949 --> 00:55:57.889
iron warriors onto his ship but what i really

00:55:57.889 --> 00:56:00.070
like about this character and what makes him

00:56:00.070 --> 00:56:03.590
more terrifying recently is that during the end

00:56:03.590 --> 00:56:05.730
of this uh horrors heresies before the siege

00:56:05.730 --> 00:56:09.550
of terror begun he starts to get haunted i don't

00:56:09.550 --> 00:56:11.730
know if everyone has read his uh personal i don't

00:56:11.730 --> 00:56:15.429
know if you read his uh own standalone book yet

00:56:15.429 --> 00:56:17.769
for Horus Heresy? No, I'm actually not that far

00:56:17.769 --> 00:56:20.150
in the Horus Heresy, weirdly enough. Well, this

00:56:20.150 --> 00:56:22.690
one's like quite good standalone, but this guy,

00:56:22.869 --> 00:56:26.210
Eidolon is kind of been leading the Emperor's

00:56:26.210 --> 00:56:29.269
children, whilst Fulgrim is a, you know, snake

00:56:29.269 --> 00:56:34.050
meat puppet thing. And Eidolon's getting haunted.

00:56:34.650 --> 00:56:36.510
Something's haunting him. Someone's attacking

00:56:36.510 --> 00:56:39.429
their ships. Something is going a bit wrong.

00:56:40.170 --> 00:56:43.230
There's a part where they... Essentially, now

00:56:43.230 --> 00:56:45.610
they're at the end of the Horus Heresy, the entire

00:56:45.610 --> 00:56:48.949
ships, the people, everything in his largest

00:56:48.949 --> 00:56:51.570
contingent of Emperor's children, they've become

00:56:51.570 --> 00:56:54.269
terrifying to the point in which their serfs

00:56:54.269 --> 00:56:56.269
around them don't want to make eye contact in

00:56:56.269 --> 00:56:59.250
case they are the next plaything, necessarily.

00:56:59.610 --> 00:57:03.929
He sits on this throne of melded people and other

00:57:03.929 --> 00:57:07.550
bits, and Eilon's arrogance is finally backed

00:57:07.550 --> 00:57:12.300
up by his power and his ambition. But they're

00:57:12.300 --> 00:57:14.380
getting haunted. So something is going a bit

00:57:14.380 --> 00:57:18.179
wrong. And it turns out, I can really sum this

00:57:18.179 --> 00:57:20.960
up quite shortly. He's being haunted by himself

00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:26.440
because when he died, this created like his soul

00:57:26.440 --> 00:57:29.739
kind of half entered the warp, half didn't. So

00:57:29.739 --> 00:57:33.119
when he came back to life, a part of his soul

00:57:33.119 --> 00:57:40.519
was broken off and Fulgrim did some funny with

00:57:40.519 --> 00:57:43.309
it. Fulgrim did some funny with it and he turned

00:57:43.309 --> 00:57:46.230
it into its own kind of chaos entity. And this

00:57:46.230 --> 00:57:50.210
thing essentially wants him to embrace chaos

00:57:50.210 --> 00:57:52.409
in the way that Fulgrim has. And he spends this

00:57:52.409 --> 00:57:57.230
entire story essentially battling against it.

00:57:57.309 --> 00:58:00.389
He's quite powerless against it for quite a lot

00:58:00.389 --> 00:58:02.630
of the book. They end up meeting up with some

00:58:02.630 --> 00:58:05.590
Sons of Horus legionaries at this planet just

00:58:05.590 --> 00:58:09.539
before Terra. And Eidolon... basically fully

00:58:09.539 --> 00:58:11.960
embraces himself to the point where like i'll

00:58:11.960 --> 00:58:14.960
kill anyone now and so they actually attack the

00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:16.960
sons of horus legionaries and they just won't

00:58:16.960 --> 00:58:20.039
obviously tell horus that they did that but they

00:58:20.039 --> 00:58:22.579
end up fighting their own legionaries who they

00:58:22.579 --> 00:58:25.980
see what eidolon has become he has his power

00:58:25.980 --> 00:58:28.159
maul who's where you know he doesn't kill people

00:58:28.159 --> 00:58:30.880
slowly they end up like taking prisoners they

00:58:30.880 --> 00:58:36.389
torture people to an unholy end and the terrifying

00:58:36.389 --> 00:58:39.150
part about him is he went down the path which

00:58:39.150 --> 00:58:43.610
was where his like demon like rest of his soul

00:58:43.610 --> 00:58:49.269
he fought against it and he eventually sacrificed

00:58:49.269 --> 00:58:54.389
his own half soul to slanesh to essentially declare

00:58:54.389 --> 00:58:57.110
like i don't want to be a demon i want to be

00:58:57.110 --> 00:59:00.510
a mortal like a starty in the universe so i can

00:59:00.510 --> 00:59:05.019
do more heinous So like he wasn't like being

00:59:05.019 --> 00:59:07.000
a demon is like, oh, you go do funny stuff in

00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:09.719
the war. That's not enough for me. I need to

00:59:09.719 --> 00:59:14.159
go do unspeakable acts in the mortal verse. I

00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:16.519
wish to kill, conquer, torture, maim, but all

00:59:16.519 --> 00:59:21.659
that good stuff. And he ends up sacrificing his

00:59:21.659 --> 00:59:24.980
own like half of in honor of Slaanesh, who is

00:59:24.980 --> 00:59:28.940
pleased. Fulgrim turns up and he tells Fulgrim

00:59:28.940 --> 00:59:33.579
to his face. He is a pussy. He basically tells

00:59:33.579 --> 00:59:36.800
him, you're weak because you became a full -on

00:59:36.800 --> 00:59:40.039
demon, whereas you have to be doing stuff with

00:59:40.039 --> 00:59:42.519
the warp, and Fulgrim's about to choke him out,

00:59:42.599 --> 00:59:44.260
which he's probably enjoying, because everything

00:59:44.260 --> 00:59:47.460
smells amazing and pleasure. Yeah, he's just

00:59:47.460 --> 00:59:53.639
loving it. Fulgrim almost kills him, but he decides

00:59:53.639 --> 00:59:55.900
not to, because obviously the writers have made

00:59:55.900 --> 00:59:58.139
it. So he was already alive later. So, you know,

00:59:58.139 --> 01:00:00.300
nothing happens in stories where characters are

01:00:00.300 --> 01:00:05.239
still alive later. Eidolon will essentially embrace

01:00:05.239 --> 01:00:09.639
his destiny into being, again, like you think

01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:11.480
of other legions and other characters, they just

01:00:11.480 --> 01:00:14.039
take people like, you know, they have servants.

01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:17.500
No, this guy would then go on to essentially

01:00:17.500 --> 01:00:20.679
form a 10 ,000 year reigning empire from the

01:00:20.679 --> 01:00:23.829
emperor's children home world where it is. entirely

01:00:23.829 --> 01:00:28.269
a world of torture pain pleasure he is in charge

01:00:28.269 --> 01:00:30.349
of the largest contingent of emperor's children

01:00:30.349 --> 01:00:36.150
and he's there's not a single like even in other

01:00:36.150 --> 01:00:37.630
characters where you see that they fall to chaos

01:00:37.630 --> 01:00:39.630
there was something good in them there's nothing

01:00:39.630 --> 01:00:42.690
redeeming about this guy uh again i don't think

01:00:42.690 --> 01:00:44.469
he's the scariest character in warhammer but

01:00:44.469 --> 01:00:46.769
he gets a shout out from me simply because he's

01:00:46.769 --> 01:00:49.309
gone through a kind of elevation where like he

01:00:49.309 --> 01:00:52.030
was pathetic in the beginning And now when you

01:00:52.030 --> 01:00:53.989
read him in later Horus Heresy books, he's quite

01:00:53.989 --> 01:00:57.369
terrifying. And he can, again, sonic scream people

01:00:57.369 --> 01:01:00.150
to death. But most of the time, again, this is

01:01:00.150 --> 01:01:03.289
the guy who, he doesn't want to be lost in the

01:01:03.289 --> 01:01:04.869
warp doing endless stuff. He wants to be out

01:01:04.869 --> 01:01:09.489
there ruining everybody's day. He does quite

01:01:09.489 --> 01:01:11.849
a few horrible, I can't remember every detail

01:01:11.849 --> 01:01:14.829
of it, but he does quite a few horrible, like

01:01:14.829 --> 01:01:18.239
torturous things to... other legionaries of other

01:01:18.239 --> 01:01:20.559
traitor legions he just doesn't care anymore

01:01:20.559 --> 01:01:24.159
he in he and what i really want to get across

01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:28.599
is he's loving this every single second he's

01:01:28.599 --> 01:01:31.960
he's having the most fun out of everybody now

01:01:31.960 --> 01:01:34.539
because he's now no longer a bitch he's very

01:01:34.539 --> 01:01:37.199
much turned into like that's like i get it's

01:01:37.199 --> 01:01:39.119
hard to write them out that somehow they managed

01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:41.860
to do it but he's turned into someone who's generally

01:01:41.860 --> 01:01:45.739
quite terrifying in a sense of oh, if Abaddon

01:01:45.739 --> 01:01:48.900
shows up, I'll die. And then if Eidolon shows

01:01:48.900 --> 01:01:53.760
up, I'm hoping I die because it's going to be

01:01:53.760 --> 01:01:56.179
a fate worse than death most of the time because

01:01:56.179 --> 01:02:00.820
he's just doing things for fun. That is my offer

01:02:00.820 --> 01:02:05.219
to the group for anyone there. And I guess, Andy,

01:02:05.320 --> 01:02:08.199
do you have another? What's terrifying for you?

01:02:08.500 --> 01:02:13.440
What's yours, sir? What's your poison? No, thank

01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:17.559
you. So mine is specifically because a particular

01:02:17.559 --> 01:02:20.179
quote, which I would like to read out once I've

01:02:20.179 --> 01:02:25.920
done a little preamble. It's Fabius Bile. Like,

01:02:25.980 --> 01:02:29.639
yeah, ha ha ha. He's the he's the Dr. Frankenstein

01:02:29.639 --> 01:02:32.699
of Warhammer. Again, an emperor's children like

01:02:32.699 --> 01:02:36.380
Eidolon. He's scary because he can he can mess

01:02:36.380 --> 01:02:39.119
with the genetics of people. He makes abominations.

01:02:39.139 --> 01:02:45.139
He has a rod. fabius has a rod and it hurts um

01:02:45.139 --> 01:02:47.800
it's like literally if it's if it touches you

01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:52.219
like inflames every pain receptacle in your entire

01:02:52.219 --> 01:02:56.579
body that's okay um but i wanted to read an excerpt

01:02:56.579 --> 01:03:01.139
from a james swallow book oh yeah man man loves

01:03:01.139 --> 01:03:03.719
his james swallows does he swallow the pain rod

01:03:05.070 --> 01:03:08.289
We've made that joke before. It's good every

01:03:08.289 --> 01:03:10.449
time. Man, you can't have shit here. This wedding

01:03:10.449 --> 01:03:14.449
is horse shit. But I wanted to read out an excerpt

01:03:14.449 --> 01:03:16.070
of the Blood Angels Omnibus. And to give you

01:03:16.070 --> 01:03:19.489
an idea, this is about Sergeant Raffen. He is

01:03:19.489 --> 01:03:22.690
captured and taken to basically an experiment

01:03:22.690 --> 01:03:27.030
planet that's run by Fabius. He has a facility

01:03:27.030 --> 01:03:30.909
surrounded by Tyranids. And you're like, that's

01:03:30.909 --> 01:03:33.739
weird. So the entire planet is... covered in

01:03:33.739 --> 01:03:36.519
tyranids, apart from this one base. And they

01:03:36.519 --> 01:03:40.340
swarm around it, but they never try to go inside.

01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:42.900
You're like, that's weird. How has Fabius managed

01:03:42.900 --> 01:03:47.579
to do that? And basically, Raffen stages a prison

01:03:47.579 --> 01:03:52.480
break. He kills Fabius twice, and then he's still

01:03:52.480 --> 01:03:53.960
on the run. You're like, how is this guy still

01:03:53.960 --> 01:03:57.539
alive? And he manages to basically rally the

01:03:57.539 --> 01:04:00.719
other space marine experiments who have all been

01:04:00.719 --> 01:04:03.889
implanted. with little larvae tyranids that will

01:04:03.889 --> 01:04:06.449
burst from their chests if they repel, but they

01:04:06.449 --> 01:04:10.250
basically get around that a little bit. And they

01:04:10.250 --> 01:04:12.230
fight their way up to the top of the tower of

01:04:12.230 --> 01:04:13.969
the big experimental lab, and this is what happens

01:04:13.969 --> 01:04:18.849
here. They find something. Bile's pet, said Vector

01:04:18.849 --> 01:04:22.429
with a nod. Raffan studied the beast coldly,

01:04:22.469 --> 01:04:25.030
distended and horribly warped by its massive

01:04:25.030 --> 01:04:27.909
brain, nearly half the mass of the hyperphallic

01:04:27.909 --> 01:04:31.719
hydro... Hydrocephalic's tyrannid psychic creature

01:04:31.719 --> 01:04:34.199
was made up by its huge head. A hammer -shaped

01:04:34.199 --> 01:04:40.099
mass of blackened chitin armor over pulsating

01:04:40.099 --> 01:04:44.000
pink matter. A drooling mouth of yellowed fangs

01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:47.679
hung open, serpent tongues lolling out and dripping

01:04:47.679 --> 01:04:51.900
thin fluid. Roomy eye pits glared back at him

01:04:51.900 --> 01:04:54.199
from beneath a bony cowl, and even in the alien's

01:04:54.199 --> 01:04:56.360
expression, the blood angel could sense a palpable,

01:04:56.500 --> 01:04:59.320
ready hatred. Beneath the bloated head, a sinuous

01:04:59.320 --> 01:05:03.039
body barbed with protrusions and strange tusks

01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:05.480
finned into a long barbed tail that hung like

01:05:05.480 --> 01:05:07.760
a piece of dead meat. Wicked talons the length

01:05:07.760 --> 01:05:09.900
of a man's forearm were curled up against the

01:05:09.900 --> 01:05:12.440
zoanthrope's torso. Every now and then, they

01:05:12.440 --> 01:05:16.119
would twitch in palsy. Alone, the Xenos thing

01:05:16.119 --> 01:05:19.059
was horror enough, but there was more here. Raw,

01:05:19.179 --> 01:05:21.260
edged wounds filled with blood that would not

01:05:21.260 --> 01:05:24.039
clot, seeping from incisions on the alien's spine.

01:05:24.599 --> 01:05:26.719
Flays of skin peeled back and held in place by

01:05:26.719 --> 01:05:29.559
heavy iron spikes revealed a swollen bolus of

01:05:29.559 --> 01:05:31.980
glistening flesh that hung loose towards the

01:05:31.980 --> 01:05:35.559
floor. Pipes, wet with ichor, penetrated every

01:05:35.559 --> 01:05:38.239
part of the alien's torso. With each labored,

01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:42.099
breathy exhalation, the creature made faint traceries

01:05:42.099 --> 01:05:46.320
of fine dust were drawn up the tubes, away into

01:05:46.320 --> 01:05:48.480
sockets on the curved walls. Rough and dead,

01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:51.679
take a deeper look. and the Zoanthrope showed

01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:54.219
more teeth, but the gesture seemed cursory and

01:05:54.219 --> 01:05:56.860
without real intent. Peering at the sack, he

01:05:56.860 --> 01:05:59.079
saw movement within it, and heard a faint keening.

01:05:59.460 --> 01:06:01.659
Instantly the maggot in his chest flexed, making

01:06:01.659 --> 01:06:04.300
him choke. He saw the same reaction from the

01:06:04.300 --> 01:06:06.420
others, with disgust. Ralfon watched the sack

01:06:06.420 --> 01:06:08.860
pucker, and from it fell a newborn parasite,

01:06:09.079 --> 01:06:14.699
shiny with wet mucus. They're everywhere, said

01:06:14.699 --> 01:06:17.960
Lyco, almost gagging on the words. Look, he pointed

01:06:17.960 --> 01:06:20.139
up with his sword, concentrating on the shadows.

01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:22.860
Raffen's vision grew definite as he saw that

01:06:22.860 --> 01:06:25.219
the crimson fist meant. What he had first thought

01:06:25.219 --> 01:06:27.380
might be spoil heaps or piles of shed matter

01:06:27.380 --> 01:06:29.760
were slowly moving masses of the maggot parasites.

01:06:30.420 --> 01:06:32.559
Little wonder these things chain implanted in

01:06:32.559 --> 01:06:35.159
us are so agitated, said Nisos. They sensed the

01:06:35.159 --> 01:06:37.960
closeness of these others. Raffen paused, turning

01:06:37.960 --> 01:06:40.199
back to the wheezing Zoanthrope. Closer now,

01:06:40.320 --> 01:06:43.019
and he could see it was weak and sickly. The

01:06:43.019 --> 01:06:45.159
flesh of the Xenos was pallid, and the surface

01:06:45.159 --> 01:06:47.579
of its chitin armor was pitted and cracked. A

01:06:47.579 --> 01:06:50.909
fetid air of necro - decay shrouded the thing

01:06:50.909 --> 01:06:52.949
the alien's head tilted to present him with a

01:06:52.949 --> 01:06:57.610
jaundiced milky eye and he felt a wash of telepathic

01:06:57.610 --> 01:06:59.769
energy over him the blood angel shuddered but

01:06:59.769 --> 01:07:01.929
held fast the sensation passed as quickly as

01:07:01.929 --> 01:07:04.769
it had come a creature like this began the tauren

01:07:04.769 --> 01:07:07.289
it could shatter our minds with a single thought

01:07:07.289 --> 01:07:11.070
perhaps once but not now bile has made it his

01:07:11.070 --> 01:07:13.659
slave Rafa nodded. He could see the lines of

01:07:13.659 --> 01:07:15.699
sutures along the curvature of the zoanthrope's

01:07:15.699 --> 01:07:18.059
skull, the places where Fabius' chirurgeon had

01:07:18.059 --> 01:07:20.579
bored into the alien's brain matter and lobotomized

01:07:20.579 --> 01:07:23.260
it. The traitor shows cunning as ever, he said.

01:07:23.420 --> 01:07:25.460
Just like this fortress, he has taken what he

01:07:25.460 --> 01:07:28.039
could here and perverted it to his own ends.

01:07:28.400 --> 01:07:30.719
If this zoanthrope is the breed so for the parasites,

01:07:30.900 --> 01:07:33.760
began Nisos. He retched. Emperor, preserve us.

01:07:33.860 --> 01:07:36.360
We are tainted by the blood of the alien. Calm

01:07:36.360 --> 01:07:38.880
yourself, said Vector. We'll wait over who is

01:07:38.880 --> 01:07:41.880
sullied, with that when that task at hand is

01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:44.119
complete. He turned to Rathen, his blind eye

01:07:44.119 --> 01:07:46.519
sockets blank, and without pity. We must kill

01:07:46.519 --> 01:07:50.860
this thing. Aye. His psychic might is at Bile's

01:07:50.860 --> 01:07:52.900
command. If he uses it to forge a warp gate,

01:07:53.000 --> 01:07:55.179
he will be lost to us. But the protection, the

01:07:55.179 --> 01:07:57.280
pheromones, I abhor the Xenos as much as any

01:07:57.280 --> 01:07:59.719
Astartes, but if it dies, what then? The Blood

01:07:59.719 --> 01:08:01.440
Angels studied the mechanisms drawing the scent

01:08:01.440 --> 01:08:03.159
chemicals from the Zoanthrope's gland clusters.

01:08:03.460 --> 01:08:06.570
The veil will fall. Any terranid predators close

01:08:06.570 --> 01:08:08.789
by will be drawn to the fortress. So we kill

01:08:08.789 --> 01:08:10.369
the Zoanthrope and its kindred will come and

01:08:10.369 --> 01:08:13.130
consume us all. But if we let it live, Bile will

01:08:13.130 --> 01:08:17.250
flee. There is no debate to be had here. He raised

01:08:17.250 --> 01:08:18.970
the barbed bolter and aimed at the alien creature's

01:08:18.970 --> 01:08:21.810
head. He tensed, expecting it to lash out, to

01:08:21.810 --> 01:08:25.050
strike at him in some wild, final effort. Instead,

01:08:25.369 --> 01:08:27.649
the Zoanthrope folded down its claws and bowed

01:08:27.649 --> 01:08:30.569
to him, the chains about it slackening. Nessos

01:08:30.569 --> 01:08:32.789
hesitated before taking aim with the lasgun.

01:08:33.609 --> 01:08:35.739
Curious. They must know what we are about to

01:08:35.739 --> 01:08:38.239
do. Vector nodded. It's been a prisoner here

01:08:38.239 --> 01:08:40.439
longer than any of us. I doubt the arch traitor's

01:08:40.439 --> 01:08:43.300
cruelty was any less towards any for its originators.

01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:47.359
It wants to die. A wish we will grant, Rathen

01:08:47.359 --> 01:08:53.659
replied. This man made a tyranid, big spooky

01:08:53.659 --> 01:08:56.699
bug men, basically say, mercy, kill me, please,

01:08:56.779 --> 01:08:59.000
and bowed to a space marine because it was in

01:08:59.000 --> 01:09:01.880
that much pain. That's freaking scary. I don't

01:09:01.880 --> 01:09:04.640
know. I read that the first time and I was like,

01:09:04.779 --> 01:09:09.300
wow. We talk a lot about cruelty and space marines,

01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:11.500
night lords, all that stuff. And then you got

01:09:11.500 --> 01:09:14.760
Bile, who's using its own offspring as a way

01:09:14.760 --> 01:09:18.180
to torture prisoners in a big sadism experiment

01:09:18.180 --> 01:09:22.819
complex surrounded by its kindred and is committing

01:09:22.819 --> 01:09:25.079
so many atrocities against it without it dying

01:09:25.079 --> 01:09:28.739
that it wants a space marine to off it. It's

01:09:28.739 --> 01:09:31.960
pretty brutal. Pretty brutal. Anyone who the

01:09:31.960 --> 01:09:35.380
Dark Eldar think has some good ideas is probably

01:09:35.380 --> 01:09:40.600
a fucking monster. The man who helped make people

01:09:40.600 --> 01:09:46.000
furniture is probably not a good guy. And at

01:09:46.000 --> 01:09:48.579
the end of that book, Raffan chucks him off the

01:09:48.579 --> 01:09:52.380
top of that big fortress. Bile falls into the

01:09:52.380 --> 01:09:54.500
pit of Tyranids and is torn apart. And then the

01:09:54.500 --> 01:09:57.180
epilogue is like another Bile registering that

01:09:57.180 --> 01:09:58.960
one of his clones has died and being like, meh.

01:09:59.449 --> 01:10:03.869
Oh, well, wow. What an asshole. That time. That's

01:10:03.869 --> 01:10:08.329
crazy. Yeah. Reminds me of like, I think one

01:10:08.329 --> 01:10:10.510
of the scariest things that like, we don't talk

01:10:10.510 --> 01:10:12.489
about, like people talk about it, but people

01:10:12.489 --> 01:10:16.029
don't actually like, like talk about it. Talk

01:10:16.029 --> 01:10:17.890
about it. Is the dark mechanic. I'm like, people

01:10:17.890 --> 01:10:20.590
talk about how crazy dark mechanic is, but no

01:10:20.590 --> 01:10:24.090
one ever has exact references. um but like the

01:10:24.090 --> 01:10:28.869
butcher surgeons from uh dark sky black sun and

01:10:28.869 --> 01:10:32.710
how they literally just see people as parts to

01:10:32.710 --> 01:10:37.329
be used to make other things i mean so does like

01:10:37.329 --> 01:10:39.550
that that uh warhammer animation where it's the

01:10:39.550 --> 01:10:42.289
guy who's a guardsman and it's like the whole

01:10:42.289 --> 01:10:44.310
thing is he could he might live he might survive

01:10:44.310 --> 01:10:46.489
and then he's turned into a lobotomized servitor

01:10:46.489 --> 01:10:48.569
the mechanicus doesn't treat people with much

01:10:49.550 --> 01:10:52.090
see anyway but then oh you're worse than the

01:10:52.090 --> 01:10:56.649
mechanicus yeah okay okay i would think gribblies

01:10:56.649 --> 01:10:58.670
you're putting in him what would probably make

01:10:58.670 --> 01:11:01.869
me genuinely like shit my pants is that there's

01:11:01.869 --> 01:11:05.890
that titan the the enormous chaos titan isn't

01:11:05.890 --> 01:11:07.449
that i don't i can't remember the name of it

01:11:07.449 --> 01:11:09.989
it's the one isn't it possessed by corn or a

01:11:09.989 --> 01:11:12.470
corn demon i know exactly what you're talking

01:11:12.470 --> 01:11:15.689
about the thing has like six chainsaw arms it's

01:11:15.689 --> 01:11:18.819
awesome isn't it like but like it's enormous

01:11:18.819 --> 01:11:21.939
though isn't it yeah uh i know what you're talking

01:11:21.939 --> 01:11:24.359
about it's like i think it's the largest titan

01:11:24.359 --> 01:11:26.880
yeah isn't it called the abominatus abominatus

01:11:26.880 --> 01:11:34.920
yeah yeah yeah i love the single canonical art

01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:37.319
we have of it done by john blanche because it's

01:11:37.319 --> 01:11:43.039
it's just keep putting on it it's funny i just

01:11:43.039 --> 01:11:44.579
i think if i saw that though because i just i

01:11:44.579 --> 01:11:47.960
just know there's nothing i could do it's just

01:11:47.960 --> 01:11:50.920
nothing no i wouldn't be afraid though it would

01:11:50.920 --> 01:11:53.319
depend on what music was playing at the time

01:11:53.319 --> 01:11:55.460
like if rob zombie was blasting in the background

01:11:55.460 --> 01:11:57.420
i'd just be like fuck it might as well go down

01:11:57.420 --> 01:11:59.899
swinging that's awesome i mean to be fair the

01:11:59.899 --> 01:12:02.020
chainsaws it has are the size of buildings so

01:12:02.020 --> 01:12:03.619
there's not going to be much left of you of one

01:12:03.619 --> 01:12:06.840
swing i'd i'd rather that than bile being like

01:12:06.840 --> 01:12:09.119
i'm gonna put some pipes in you and i'm gonna

01:12:09.119 --> 01:12:11.199
staple your skin to the ceiling and i'm going

01:12:11.199 --> 01:12:13.800
to like do all this weird shit like no Please

01:12:13.800 --> 01:12:17.060
don't. Don't turn me into the church organ, please,

01:12:17.279 --> 01:12:19.760
Daddy. Don't turn me into a xylophone, please.

01:12:21.300 --> 01:12:24.979
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You turned my balls into one

01:12:24.979 --> 01:12:29.859
of those clacker things. Was that a thing about...

01:12:29.859 --> 01:12:33.979
Does anyone here watch Scrubs? A while ago, not

01:12:33.979 --> 01:12:36.520
much. Didn't they have an episode where, like...

01:12:37.000 --> 01:12:38.439
One of the characters talked about how like,

01:12:38.500 --> 01:12:40.819
oh, you get like a fake because they've lost

01:12:40.819 --> 01:12:43.260
a testicle. They put a fake one in. And so I

01:12:43.260 --> 01:12:45.020
said, you can get a hand warmer testicle. And

01:12:45.020 --> 01:12:49.180
I was like, you know what? Mechanicum, that be

01:12:49.180 --> 01:12:53.739
the future, though. Hand warmer sack. Sign me

01:12:53.739 --> 01:12:57.880
right up. I say, Andy, that's a pretty, again,

01:12:57.920 --> 01:13:03.119
Fabio's bottle is disgustingly inhumane. Yet,

01:13:03.119 --> 01:13:06.800
despite him having the capacity to. be like that

01:13:06.800 --> 01:13:10.479
so you know we'll we'll always be forever impressed

01:13:10.479 --> 01:13:12.100
but like i always feel with abby it's like it's

01:13:12.100 --> 01:13:14.800
just like oh it's so close to him being nice

01:13:14.800 --> 01:13:17.819
and then i get reminded of he's like oh yeah

01:13:17.819 --> 01:13:20.859
he's the people furniture person and i know i've

01:13:20.859 --> 01:13:22.579
mentioned it before but there's also that thing

01:13:22.579 --> 01:13:24.840
where when in one of his books a demon confronts

01:13:24.840 --> 01:13:27.600
him say hey you asshole you like shot a poison

01:13:27.600 --> 01:13:29.460
concoction at me and i died and you banished

01:13:29.460 --> 01:13:31.479
me to the warp you fucking suck it's like oh

01:13:31.479 --> 01:13:35.020
he'll get over he's a demon oh okay On a first

01:13:35.020 --> 01:13:36.859
-name basis with a demon that you burned with,

01:13:36.920 --> 01:13:39.760
like, chemicals to death, and you got away with

01:13:39.760 --> 01:13:43.460
it? How do you do that? Huh? What? You kill them

01:13:43.460 --> 01:13:48.439
a lot. Like, a lot, a lot. Yeah. Stronger answering.

01:13:48.699 --> 01:13:50.619
Should we do another round of... I think there's

01:13:50.619 --> 01:13:52.800
been quite a few donos again. Thank you, Chris.

01:13:52.979 --> 01:13:54.779
I need to run to the bathroom real quick during

01:13:54.779 --> 01:13:56.460
the donos, if that's quite alright, gentlemen.

01:13:56.699 --> 01:13:59.479
Drop a deuce, it's alright. No, I just gotta...

01:14:01.910 --> 01:14:05.189
First one from NotApplicable for 10. Long -time

01:14:05.189 --> 01:14:07.770
viewer. First time on stream. Pay respects. Fulfilled

01:14:07.770 --> 01:14:10.489
my Bretonian murder quota a few days ago after

01:14:10.489 --> 01:14:13.050
I saw the man look at death claw weird in his

01:14:13.050 --> 01:14:16.430
glory. Carl Francis presence. Hail Sigma. Hail

01:14:16.430 --> 01:14:22.550
Sigma, male grindset. Donkeyman. Hell's Bells.

01:14:22.550 --> 01:14:25.069
The Super Cup beta is at 1 hour 11. You're doing

01:14:25.069 --> 01:14:32.160
the Lord's work. NotApplicable. Again, man. See?

01:14:32.160 --> 01:14:34.899
Main event Virgil. Hal, it was nice to see you

01:14:34.899 --> 01:14:36.899
take a break from gooning to watch Paul's stream.

01:14:37.140 --> 01:14:39.680
Or was it on your second stream? Mr. Bones never

01:14:39.680 --> 01:14:42.279
stopped being a weird freak. What did I do this

01:14:42.279 --> 01:14:48.520
time? I don't know. Okay, whatever, man. Do you

01:14:48.520 --> 01:14:50.159
feel like you get the reputation of weird as

01:14:50.159 --> 01:14:52.760
well, Arthur, but it's like unearned? Oh no,

01:14:52.760 --> 01:14:54.840
it's totally earned. I put a lot of hours in.

01:15:00.449 --> 01:15:05.090
excessively hung bretonian stable by nay um sad

01:15:05.090 --> 01:15:07.890
eli passed away feeling pretty flaccid right

01:15:07.890 --> 01:15:13.170
now flaccid right now uh eli is with the in -laws

01:15:13.170 --> 01:15:18.090
so um yeah i just want to say If you're ever

01:15:18.090 --> 01:15:20.310
in a situation where you have to type out or

01:15:20.310 --> 01:15:23.069
say the sentence, it doesn't matter the context.

01:15:23.130 --> 01:15:26.010
There's very few places. But if you have to say

01:15:26.010 --> 01:15:29.250
pretty flaccid right now as a declarative open

01:15:29.250 --> 01:15:33.470
sentence. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. You're

01:15:33.470 --> 01:15:35.649
not in the right spot in life. But like, hey,

01:15:35.729 --> 01:15:38.470
thank you anyway. You see most people who come

01:15:38.470 --> 01:15:40.029
on as guests, by the way, are pretty shocked.

01:15:41.069 --> 01:15:45.289
the donations oh no i'm the king of writing a

01:15:45.289 --> 01:15:49.369
bit into the end so like i'm good uh name is

01:15:49.369 --> 01:15:53.310
chomsky for uh 10 euros arthur i've heard that

01:15:53.310 --> 01:15:55.489
things got better for you and for that i'm happy

01:15:55.489 --> 01:15:58.010
so when are you going to move in with colin i

01:15:58.010 --> 01:16:01.289
wonder who of you two can cook better andy king

01:16:01.289 --> 01:16:05.050
and yellow confirmed uh the answer is me fucking

01:16:05.050 --> 01:16:12.380
duh uh bro and ironically eats dunkaroos I don't

01:16:12.380 --> 01:16:14.420
know. I was planning on visiting him relatively

01:16:14.420 --> 01:16:17.039
recently just so we could go on a little side

01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:19.180
quest adventure. I don't know how that's going.

01:16:20.140 --> 01:16:23.460
Life has been happening a lot for me and some

01:16:23.460 --> 01:16:26.140
shit has changed behind the scenes that I forgot

01:16:26.140 --> 01:16:29.859
to mention to Colin to see what's going on. We

01:16:29.859 --> 01:16:36.060
will figure it out. Alexander McCabe for 10 bucks.

01:16:36.319 --> 01:16:38.979
A friend of mine and her fiance got into 40k

01:16:38.979 --> 01:16:42.359
recently. She likes Thousand Sons. He likes Sororitas.

01:16:42.579 --> 01:16:46.579
Naturally, I pointed them towards you. Hey, T

01:16:46.579 --> 01:16:50.260
-Sons, baby. She likes Thousand Sons and he likes

01:16:50.260 --> 01:16:55.100
Sororitas naturally. I must admit, I... I went

01:16:55.100 --> 01:16:58.380
to Alex Quits the Nerds party and Sam Malaterra

01:16:58.380 --> 01:17:00.460
was there. And there was like half of us into

01:17:00.460 --> 01:17:02.079
Warhammer and doing Warhammer stuff and the other

01:17:02.079 --> 01:17:04.859
half were just regular people. And it was just

01:17:04.859 --> 01:17:07.619
Alex trying to bring people into the cult. And

01:17:07.619 --> 01:17:12.640
he was like, ignore him. Run. Run away now. There's

01:17:12.640 --> 01:17:15.939
so many books. How do you guys explain what you

01:17:15.939 --> 01:17:21.300
do when people ask? It comes in phases. I don't

01:17:21.300 --> 01:17:22.739
know, because then you have to explain what Warhammer

01:17:22.739 --> 01:17:25.979
is. I always just start with, do you know what

01:17:25.979 --> 01:17:31.180
Warhammer is? And then most people go, eh. I

01:17:31.180 --> 01:17:35.819
just say I do YouTube and talk about games and

01:17:35.819 --> 01:17:39.939
shit. Yeah, literally. That's the phase. Phase

01:17:39.939 --> 01:17:41.819
one is like, oh, what do you do for a living?

01:17:42.000 --> 01:17:44.140
I'm just like, I'm a content creator online.

01:17:44.460 --> 01:17:46.579
Depending on the age, I'll be like, if they're

01:17:46.579 --> 01:17:48.840
under the age of 40, I'm usually like, oh, I'm

01:17:48.840 --> 01:17:51.300
a YouTuber. that's how i do my shit and i'm like

01:17:51.300 --> 01:17:53.159
oh they're usually like okay but if they're over

01:17:53.159 --> 01:17:55.520
50 i'm like oh i'm a content creator online i

01:17:55.520 --> 01:17:57.920
just make videos that people laugh at and then

01:17:57.920 --> 01:17:59.680
phase two is if they're like oh what kind of

01:17:59.680 --> 01:18:02.119
content do you make i'm like well there was this

01:18:02.119 --> 01:18:04.560
media franchise that was created in the 80s and

01:18:04.560 --> 01:18:06.840
they've published about 10 to 50 books every

01:18:06.840 --> 01:18:08.659
year and people want to get into the franchise

01:18:08.659 --> 01:18:11.500
so i just basically play the part of like cliff

01:18:11.500 --> 01:18:13.539
notes spark notes whatever to make sure it's

01:18:13.539 --> 01:18:16.640
easy for them to get into it probably post on

01:18:16.640 --> 01:18:22.489
only bones I usually go, I do YouTube, and if

01:18:22.489 --> 01:18:25.329
they go what kind, I'll say, I'm a historian

01:18:25.329 --> 01:18:28.050
for a made -up setting. I think that's fairly

01:18:28.050 --> 01:18:31.729
succinct. Yeah, no, that's fair. You want this

01:18:31.729 --> 01:18:35.609
one, Hal? Oh, yeah. Tyboros the colorblind wake

01:18:35.609 --> 01:18:37.090
for five bucks. Good to see you again, brother.

01:18:37.710 --> 01:18:40.430
I'll be nice since it's my favorite day. Happy

01:18:40.430 --> 01:18:43.479
Halloween, fellas. Happy Halloween. including

01:18:43.479 --> 01:18:47.180
you, Connor. You need to get better tasting insulin.

01:18:47.439 --> 01:18:52.039
Or insulation, by the way. Insulin. Hey, listen.

01:18:52.199 --> 01:18:54.800
I didn't make the house. It just caught fire.

01:18:58.020 --> 01:19:01.680
Wow. That is a fucking name. Holy shit. I'm pretty

01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:03.800
sure if someone said that one out loud, it would

01:19:03.800 --> 01:19:08.420
make my furniture. Insulin. Megamaliacal. Sorry,

01:19:08.659 --> 01:19:11.300
Colin. You go ahead. Go on, Colin. uh shalaxy's

01:19:11.300 --> 01:19:14.939
insulin veined megalomaniacal cock of woe with

01:19:14.939 --> 01:19:18.680
the two canadian dollars not even five just two

01:19:18.680 --> 01:19:21.439
with a name like that you should be fucking drowning

01:19:21.439 --> 01:19:24.720
in cash oh they're a regular duck pool he's a

01:19:24.720 --> 01:19:27.340
regular regular fucking titties in the profile

01:19:27.340 --> 01:19:33.560
picture it's gandalf by the way yeah gandalf's

01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:39.119
big natural is awesome Call me the pits of Moria

01:19:39.119 --> 01:19:42.039
because I'm going in. No one reads those books.

01:19:42.140 --> 01:19:44.939
No one cares. Just read the comment. I didn't

01:19:44.939 --> 01:19:48.760
even get to read it yet. Good on you. No, he

01:19:48.760 --> 01:19:51.159
lost his chance. Now he has to make a fan mad

01:19:51.159 --> 01:19:54.619
because he wasted it. Happy Halloween, guys,

01:19:54.739 --> 01:20:01.600
and hell. Xenon with the five euros. I have to

01:20:01.600 --> 01:20:05.350
shout out the book, Tears of Rofalia. Rafaela,

01:20:05.409 --> 01:20:08.529
I don't fucking know. Elementor Eliminator, trying

01:20:08.529 --> 01:20:10.510
to save people and a planet in the final stages

01:20:10.510 --> 01:20:14.289
of tiered consumption. Can I shout out a comment?

01:20:14.779 --> 01:20:17.600
by the way uh the resident raven said he clearly

01:20:17.600 --> 01:20:20.399
likes his cheese drippy bro i don't know what

01:20:20.399 --> 01:20:23.619
the context of that is earlier every time okay

01:20:23.619 --> 01:20:26.960
side note colin can attest to this every time

01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:30.140
without fail whenever i go to the united states

01:20:30.140 --> 01:20:33.619
i get a fucking lunchly just because they're

01:20:33.619 --> 01:20:36.000
they're like not allowed to be distributed in

01:20:36.000 --> 01:20:38.960
canada to my knowledge so i have to so yeah that's

01:20:38.960 --> 01:20:43.079
all the chemicals yeah that's like out of everything

01:20:43.079 --> 01:20:50.399
to get that Yeah, and? Just do like drugs. They're

01:20:50.399 --> 01:20:53.560
more illegal in my country than yours. Yeah,

01:20:53.659 --> 01:20:56.720
so then by your logic, that makes them better

01:20:56.720 --> 01:21:00.659
because Lunchly's illegal there. Do you want

01:21:00.659 --> 01:21:02.260
to do a few, Connor, and then I'll take the last

01:21:02.260 --> 01:21:06.479
couple? I think this was for me. Oh, okay, you

01:21:06.479 --> 01:21:09.220
can do this one then. Scumbag loot goblin. I

01:21:09.220 --> 01:21:12.380
like that. The five bucks. Happy Halloween, everyone.

01:21:12.560 --> 01:21:14.260
Colin, thanks for your great videos. I bought

01:21:14.260 --> 01:21:16.359
some more Hammer Fantasy and Gouching Felix books.

01:21:16.479 --> 01:21:18.420
Can't wait to read them. I'm glad I could help

01:21:18.420 --> 01:21:21.359
you get into it. Nice. This person should die.

01:21:29.229 --> 01:21:34.729
JP 10, I'm assuming. Australian. Australian dollars?

01:21:34.930 --> 01:21:37.409
Or the typeface was just kind of weird and his

01:21:37.409 --> 01:21:40.949
name is actually JPA. I don't know. Yonari content

01:21:40.949 --> 01:21:44.569
when? P .S. Colin needs to read Voidsguard, the

01:21:44.569 --> 01:21:48.149
Corsair novel, so I'm not the only disappointed

01:21:48.149 --> 01:21:53.109
one. Oh, damn. That's a Mike Brooks one. I like

01:21:53.109 --> 01:21:55.229
Mike Brooks. He's done some pretty good stuff.

01:21:55.569 --> 01:22:00.329
Yeah, the Lion book is great. oh this dracon's

01:22:00.329 --> 01:22:04.289
mighty schlong no i just put that one in i'm

01:22:04.289 --> 01:22:07.550
ad -libbing here slash pancreas has tumor five

01:22:07.550 --> 01:22:14.649
dollars uh for mr worth our boner fmk your three

01:22:14.649 --> 01:22:18.869
co -hosts happy halloween gooners all of them

01:22:18.869 --> 01:22:29.500
all in all at once Okay. Shalaxy's insulin -veined

01:22:29.500 --> 01:22:33.159
megalomaniacal cock of woe, five Canadian dollars.

01:22:33.319 --> 01:22:36.180
Eli gives mediocre head for seven dollars outside

01:22:36.180 --> 01:22:41.100
the food bank on three -fifths of Man Avenue.

01:22:42.659 --> 01:22:48.619
Hal is just Hal. Yikes, indeed. Colin is a yandere

01:22:48.619 --> 01:22:53.510
for Mommy Andy. That is a word salad. I feel

01:22:53.510 --> 01:22:56.609
like that was something that I'd see in the insides

01:22:56.609 --> 01:23:00.270
of a 60s penitentiary. I feel like people came

01:23:00.270 --> 01:23:05.270
for the Warhammer and they're just stunned by

01:23:05.270 --> 01:23:08.149
the absolute goblins you guys all are in the

01:23:08.149 --> 01:23:10.590
chat. I hope the last bit wasn't asking me for

01:23:10.590 --> 01:23:12.989
my comment. Andy? I don't know. What do you want

01:23:12.989 --> 01:23:15.189
me to say? Andy's too precious to be insulted.

01:23:15.350 --> 01:23:22.100
Leave him alone. Alright. couple more raw 666

01:23:22.100 --> 01:23:27.340
10 dollars which sea space marine i'm assuming

01:23:27.340 --> 01:23:30.340
chaos space marine is the biggest coward the

01:23:30.340 --> 01:23:33.180
night lords that only go after the weak or either

01:23:33.180 --> 01:23:35.720
of the plague marine slash thousand sons that

01:23:35.720 --> 01:23:42.159
join chaos in fear of death um i don't know your

01:23:42.159 --> 01:23:49.500
mother arthur what are you on and I'm gonna pick

01:23:49.500 --> 01:23:52.859
Eremen, just because, I don't know. Eremen? Is

01:23:52.859 --> 01:23:55.359
that how you say that? Eremen. His name starts

01:23:55.359 --> 01:23:58.100
with A, which means he was the first letter of

01:23:58.100 --> 01:24:00.579
the alphabet, so he's picked for that. Man's

01:24:00.579 --> 01:24:02.600
such a coward, he can't even stick to the main

01:24:02.600 --> 01:24:06.939
plot of his own books. Yeah, I'd stuff Eremen

01:24:06.939 --> 01:24:12.239
like a turkey. What? I'm actually disappointed

01:24:12.239 --> 01:24:16.909
in you for the first time. Because Ironman generally

01:24:16.909 --> 01:24:19.010
is not worth it, Colin. You actually deserve

01:24:19.010 --> 01:24:21.430
better. Like, I'm surprised you think so low

01:24:21.430 --> 01:24:28.029
of yourself. Alright. Any part in a storm, you

01:24:28.029 --> 01:24:30.050
really need to go out more. I'm just saying.

01:24:30.689 --> 01:24:35.029
Getting terminal. Is that next one, Andy? I've

01:24:35.029 --> 01:24:38.489
got a couple more. I'll do the last couple. Super

01:24:38.489 --> 01:24:41.840
Orlok for $4 .99. Wow, I don't think I've ever

01:24:41.840 --> 01:24:43.680
superchatted on this channel before. Hi, Mr.

01:24:43.760 --> 01:24:49.300
Bone Man as well. Thank you. And the last one

01:24:49.300 --> 01:24:54.720
for now. JP for five. Got my daughter into Warhammer

01:24:54.720 --> 01:24:57.340
40k. Just had to convince her K -pop demon stars

01:24:57.340 --> 01:24:59.460
were on the setting. Now I'm here bashing them

01:24:59.460 --> 01:25:04.260
into a kill team. Dude, just use House Escher

01:25:04.260 --> 01:25:09.600
models or something. I did get my little nephews.

01:25:10.100 --> 01:25:11.800
They've had a look at Warhammer models. They're

01:25:11.800 --> 01:25:13.359
not allowed to touch them because they're too

01:25:13.359 --> 01:25:17.140
spiky. Everyone's going to be like, I painted

01:25:17.140 --> 01:25:19.840
these. Don't touch. They're a piece of art. We

01:25:19.840 --> 01:25:24.100
begin the corruption now. They have witnessed

01:25:24.100 --> 01:25:27.220
Thousand Sons models and they like them. Therefore,

01:25:27.600 --> 01:25:33.600
we have already purged any notion of good taste

01:25:33.600 --> 01:25:35.479
and we will get them into Warhammer as soon as

01:25:35.479 --> 01:25:41.710
possible. Connor, who do you think is worse off?

01:25:41.829 --> 01:25:44.369
Beastmen players looking for new releases or

01:25:44.369 --> 01:25:46.869
Escher gangers looking for 3D printed models?

01:25:51.829 --> 01:26:00.550
Do you really want me to crash out live on stream?

01:26:03.220 --> 01:26:06.579
Yeah, you're okay, you're okay. Hal, do you have

01:26:06.579 --> 01:26:08.640
another one you wanted to talk about, another

01:26:08.640 --> 01:26:11.579
thing? I think it was, I didn't mind, did Colin

01:26:11.579 --> 01:26:13.640
have another one, I think it was. Yeah, I got

01:26:13.640 --> 01:26:16.920
another one. Oh, you got one, okay. Yeah, my

01:26:16.920 --> 01:26:22.859
second one was Gotrick, because reading about

01:26:22.859 --> 01:26:25.439
him, you know, he's the funny, wacky, angry dwarf

01:26:25.439 --> 01:26:29.079
guy who's a living blunder. I don't want to be

01:26:29.079 --> 01:26:33.189
within a hundred miles of this dude. if I lived

01:26:33.189 --> 01:26:36.989
in Warhammer. Is this Godric from a... Is this

01:26:36.989 --> 01:26:39.630
Godric from a Skaven perspective? It's Godric

01:26:39.630 --> 01:26:41.869
from anyone's perspective that isn't his own.

01:26:42.470 --> 01:26:48.149
Hmm. He's like... If you know what Slayers are,

01:26:48.250 --> 01:26:50.670
they're dwarves who are destined to die in battle,

01:26:50.829 --> 01:26:54.350
to redeem themselves for a sin they committed,

01:26:54.489 --> 01:26:57.229
perceived, or otherwise. Because sometimes the

01:26:57.229 --> 01:26:59.270
sin might just be you lost too much money at

01:26:59.270 --> 01:27:03.789
dice. Because dwarves are funny like that. Well,

01:27:03.890 --> 01:27:06.010
you know, it's Warhammer. There's a lot of things

01:27:06.010 --> 01:27:07.750
in Warhammer that can kill you, right? There's

01:27:07.750 --> 01:27:10.729
quite the amount of dangerous things. Most Slayers

01:27:10.729 --> 01:27:13.489
die fairly quickly. Not all. Some of them go

01:27:13.489 --> 01:27:17.510
for quite some time. But they're all, again,

01:27:17.670 --> 01:27:20.989
there is no purpose in their life beyond seek

01:27:20.989 --> 01:27:24.109
death and find something to kill you. So if you

01:27:24.109 --> 01:27:27.470
see a Slayer, it is either mid -fight or going

01:27:27.470 --> 01:27:30.310
to be looking for a fight. There's no in -between.

01:27:32.489 --> 01:27:37.550
gattrick cannot die be it plot armor sometimes

01:27:37.550 --> 01:27:40.470
in universe plot armor he needs to make it to

01:27:40.470 --> 01:27:43.430
the end times or just because he's built too

01:27:43.430 --> 01:27:45.949
different he shows up and murders everything

01:27:45.949 --> 01:27:50.149
so i like and from the perspective it's you know

01:27:50.149 --> 01:27:52.329
it's like thankful out of universe funny hilarious

01:27:52.329 --> 01:27:55.470
rat guy i love reading about him in universe

01:27:55.470 --> 01:28:02.439
this four foot tall living brick walks up uh

01:28:02.439 --> 01:28:06.239
you have you are you are a 30 year old like well

01:28:06.239 --> 01:28:09.140
-trained imperial knight well experienced he

01:28:09.140 --> 01:28:11.739
cuts you in half like it's fucking nothing and

01:28:11.739 --> 01:28:14.199
then complains to his little blonde bitch boy

01:28:14.199 --> 01:28:19.220
that manling steel is just weak he's he's like

01:28:19.220 --> 01:28:22.260
he's gotrick in warhammer fantasy and age of

01:28:22.260 --> 01:28:28.140
sigmar is a random encounter but like a random

01:28:28.140 --> 01:28:31.220
encounter in a game that just hates you so is

01:28:31.220 --> 01:28:36.020
he like Is he the ebony warrior from Skyrim?

01:28:36.159 --> 01:28:38.800
But then he's dressed as Mike the Liar, so you

01:28:38.800 --> 01:28:41.340
don't get an idea of the power scale. Mike the

01:28:41.340 --> 01:28:46.680
Liar. Mike. Mike. I meant Mike the Liar. Oh,

01:28:46.680 --> 01:28:50.939
yes. Michael, my favorite. Michael. Yeah. Of

01:28:50.939 --> 01:28:53.640
course. He's just a problem, and he frightens

01:28:53.640 --> 01:28:56.140
everyone around him. Because if you've been around

01:28:56.140 --> 01:28:57.800
him longer than five minutes, you've probably

01:28:57.800 --> 01:29:00.829
seen him chop a giant's head off. And then he

01:29:00.829 --> 01:29:03.170
looks at you and he's a very grumpy little dwarf

01:29:03.170 --> 01:29:06.789
and he's more than willing to vent his grumpiness

01:29:06.789 --> 01:29:10.569
by cutting your head off for bothering him. It's

01:29:10.569 --> 01:29:14.850
he's, he's, he's more like, it's like a cross

01:29:14.850 --> 01:29:18.789
between jump scare horror. And like, if Michael

01:29:18.789 --> 01:29:21.210
Myers was just kind of hanging around with you

01:29:21.210 --> 01:29:23.630
and he wasn't, you know, actively out to get

01:29:23.630 --> 01:29:25.670
you, but he's Michael Myers. So you don't know.

01:29:27.959 --> 01:29:32.760
he's a blender with legs it's just like when

01:29:32.760 --> 01:29:35.140
you're playing Resident Evil and Nemesis is stalking

01:29:35.140 --> 01:29:37.659
it's just like imagine Nemesis but much smaller

01:29:37.659 --> 01:29:41.220
and you're not the target yeah you ever like

01:29:41.220 --> 01:29:43.680
you ever have a friend or even you know just

01:29:43.680 --> 01:29:48.680
someone you know okay well man you're my friend

01:29:48.680 --> 01:29:51.500
there's colin's like biggest hater dude i'm trying

01:29:51.500 --> 01:29:53.619
dude so i don't i don't know what it is just

01:29:53.619 --> 01:29:55.619
like sometimes he'll say something and then like

01:29:55.619 --> 01:29:58.420
my fucking id kicks in and i can't control it

01:29:58.420 --> 01:30:01.460
it's just like do you hate when he breathes yeah

01:30:01.460 --> 01:30:04.000
it's just like suddenly i'll just have something

01:30:04.000 --> 01:30:06.479
funny to say i'm like huh let's look get him

01:30:06.479 --> 01:30:10.439
this time he's his biggest hater yeah whether

01:30:10.439 --> 01:30:15.220
he talks yeah quite literally uh where was i

01:30:15.220 --> 01:30:17.579
we know you like you know someone you know who

01:30:17.579 --> 01:30:19.840
it's just like you you need to walk on eggshells

01:30:19.840 --> 01:30:22.119
around them because you ask how is their day

01:30:22.119 --> 01:30:24.800
going the wrong way and now it's time for them

01:30:24.800 --> 01:30:28.199
to decide you're basically hitler you're literally

01:30:28.199 --> 01:30:33.979
just describing me here but like okay Can't take

01:30:33.979 --> 01:30:37.460
short jokes as well. We can't take short jokes.

01:30:37.680 --> 01:30:41.560
Oh wow, this really is just you. Yeah. How tall

01:30:41.560 --> 01:30:46.460
are you, Arthur? I'm 5 '6". 2 '1". Hey, hey,

01:30:46.479 --> 01:30:49.600
yes. I mean, Colin's 5 '6", right? He's 5 '7".

01:30:49.600 --> 01:30:56.119
I'm a Titanic 5 '7". Sorry. Sorry. Still can't

01:30:56.119 --> 01:30:59.140
pull no bitches for real! Run out the window

01:30:59.140 --> 01:31:08.729
or some shit. Wah. Where? Not even going to put

01:31:08.729 --> 01:31:12.689
the effort in. Just like, where? No, fuck you.

01:31:13.029 --> 01:31:15.869
Are you just going to asterisk cries me now?

01:31:16.010 --> 01:31:18.109
Is that how far down the scale you are now? Is

01:31:18.109 --> 01:31:21.210
that it? I'm going to pulse on your beard. Yeah?

01:31:21.930 --> 01:31:24.970
I'm going to mismatch your inspiration. I'm a

01:31:24.970 --> 01:31:27.569
community's biggest married couple right now.

01:31:27.789 --> 01:31:36.880
Yeah. Bruh. Godric fucking scary. He's blender.

01:31:37.199 --> 01:31:40.840
I wish I was... I don't know where I'm going

01:31:40.840 --> 01:31:44.460
with that. He's also incredibly sad and depressed.

01:31:44.560 --> 01:31:47.300
He is very sad. That's a different kind. That's

01:31:47.300 --> 01:31:52.140
not really horror, though. Jesus, no. Arthur,

01:31:52.239 --> 01:31:56.079
did you have any... Did you have another one

01:31:56.079 --> 01:31:59.399
to add in as well? Oh, no. I was talking about

01:31:59.399 --> 01:32:04.100
Serena Malice and... The Watcher. I kind of have

01:32:04.100 --> 01:32:06.520
I have one more to contribute to the group, which

01:32:06.520 --> 01:32:09.680
I think most people will already know, but I

01:32:09.680 --> 01:32:13.840
might as well do it. The I'm really reluctant

01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:17.079
that I would obviously that there's obvious ones

01:32:17.079 --> 01:32:19.560
like Comrade Curse, who's part of the Night Lords

01:32:19.560 --> 01:32:22.479
Legion. But I want to choose specifically the

01:32:22.479 --> 01:32:25.470
character of Savitar. Talos. Sorry, I'm doing

01:32:25.470 --> 01:32:28.010
Saboteur on my own channel at the moment. Talos,

01:32:28.010 --> 01:32:31.270
because I'm assuming then, Arthur, you've done

01:32:31.270 --> 01:32:33.510
a Nightlord's Omnibus. You've read through that.

01:32:33.689 --> 01:32:38.670
Oh, yeah. What makes Talos kind of scary is more

01:32:38.670 --> 01:32:42.369
in the third book. So obviously he's a Nightlord.

01:32:42.729 --> 01:32:45.390
He's tortured people. He's learned to, you know,

01:32:45.390 --> 01:32:48.930
be up in midnight clad. Terrifying people is

01:32:48.930 --> 01:32:51.390
just what he does. All Nightlaws are kind of

01:32:51.390 --> 01:32:54.090
inherently terrifying. It's obviously kind of

01:32:54.090 --> 01:32:57.449
Kurz's favorite for some reason, just because

01:32:57.449 --> 01:33:00.609
obviously he can see parts of the future. And

01:33:00.609 --> 01:33:02.989
Kurz is like, yeah, I know you're going to chase

01:33:02.989 --> 01:33:05.970
after my killer who is running through a corridor

01:33:05.970 --> 01:33:08.850
with my severed head and you'll break my edict.

01:33:08.949 --> 01:33:13.250
Love that. I believe in one of the second book

01:33:13.250 --> 01:33:17.189
or in one of their short stories, they do capture...

01:33:17.609 --> 01:33:20.390
an imperial assassin if i remember correctly

01:33:20.390 --> 01:33:24.170
and imperial assassins obviously being the deadly

01:33:24.170 --> 01:33:27.750
creatures that they already are yeah you can't

01:33:27.750 --> 01:33:29.569
even yeah i should probably pick one of those

01:33:29.569 --> 01:33:33.090
to be honest but the talos of the knight laws

01:33:33.090 --> 01:33:37.149
managed to torture an imperial assassin to the

01:33:37.149 --> 01:33:40.069
point that the imperial assassin breaks like

01:33:40.069 --> 01:33:42.149
and they even say like this person did really

01:33:42.149 --> 01:33:44.010
well it took like two weeks longer than they

01:33:44.010 --> 01:33:47.069
thought uh which is again if you're thinking

01:33:47.069 --> 01:33:50.020
like the most handcrafted like perfect weapon

01:33:50.020 --> 01:33:54.260
in the Imperium is then tortured to the point

01:33:54.260 --> 01:33:57.720
where they just give up and Talos can extract

01:33:57.720 --> 01:34:00.520
the secrets that he wants. But Talos decides,

01:34:00.779 --> 01:34:03.380
you know what? You might as well go out with

01:34:03.380 --> 01:34:05.220
a big bang because he always like foresees his

01:34:05.220 --> 01:34:08.979
own like end and death and his visions are not

01:34:08.979 --> 01:34:13.100
perfect in his gene seed. And so therefore he

01:34:13.100 --> 01:34:15.680
decides, let's just go back to Sogwalsa where...

01:34:16.060 --> 01:34:18.500
The Legion is like their adopted homeworld from

01:34:18.500 --> 01:34:21.460
after they kind of nuked their own homeworld

01:34:21.460 --> 01:34:25.640
during the Horus Heresy. They find out, because

01:34:25.640 --> 01:34:27.680
it's been 10 ,000 years or whatever, they've

01:34:27.680 --> 01:34:30.579
been going in and out of the warp. Time has passed.

01:34:30.699 --> 01:34:33.739
And they arrive there. An Imperial colony has

01:34:33.739 --> 01:34:40.239
landed there. This is... Civilians is no good.

01:34:40.380 --> 01:34:44.460
This is considered a great sin. amongst his homies.

01:34:44.760 --> 01:34:48.560
You know, he's pulled up on their turf, and so

01:34:48.560 --> 01:34:51.220
they decide, well, first things first, they go

01:34:51.220 --> 01:34:55.119
down to the planet, the colony surface, and they

01:34:55.119 --> 01:34:57.960
just, I'm very sure, correct me if I'm wrong,

01:34:58.020 --> 01:35:00.899
Arthur, on this, they have a skinning pit where

01:35:00.899 --> 01:35:05.180
they just keep throwing the skinned bodies of

01:35:05.180 --> 01:35:08.699
people from the millions or something that they

01:35:08.699 --> 01:35:12.789
do this to. They gather up all the psychers who

01:35:12.789 --> 01:35:16.850
are part of their uh choir and you know the navigational

01:35:16.850 --> 01:35:22.609
choirs and they talos goes let's do a funny let's

01:35:22.609 --> 01:35:25.250
do a big funny here because i'm really not psychotic

01:35:25.250 --> 01:35:27.470
enough being a night lord i don't care for other

01:35:27.470 --> 01:35:32.529
people that much uh he decides to get his navigator

01:35:32.529 --> 01:35:37.949
is it octavia uh and he she has her psychers

01:35:37.949 --> 01:35:42.319
you know third eye he tortures all the uh, parts

01:35:42.319 --> 01:35:45.979
of the members of the choir, uh, of all ages.

01:35:46.020 --> 01:35:49.300
So I say my, my man is loves a bit of diversity.

01:35:49.640 --> 01:35:52.819
He gathers the people of all ages and they just

01:35:52.819 --> 01:35:57.239
slowly talk to them just to the point of utter

01:35:57.239 --> 01:36:01.520
complete, like insanity, people like a dribbling,

01:36:01.560 --> 01:36:06.520
like gould, like flayed mess. And then he gets

01:36:06.520 --> 01:36:11.319
his Octavia navigator and basically. exposes

01:36:11.319 --> 01:36:13.819
her third eye to them in their souls to the point

01:36:13.819 --> 01:36:16.260
where these psych essentially will then delve

01:36:16.260 --> 01:36:18.680
in they'll witness the madness of the warp in

01:36:18.680 --> 01:36:22.100
this eye and they essentially just explode through

01:36:22.100 --> 01:36:25.720
like she basically sheer madness like of knowing

01:36:25.720 --> 01:36:28.340
the dark truth of the warp after all of this

01:36:28.340 --> 01:36:32.819
torture and he but every time this happens octavia

01:36:32.819 --> 01:36:35.439
like it's affecting her too doesn't matter she

01:36:35.439 --> 01:36:38.880
falls unconscious he just drags her around the

01:36:38.880 --> 01:36:44.159
room and just kills each psyker one by one and

01:36:44.159 --> 01:36:46.520
this eventually ends up creating a massive echo

01:36:46.520 --> 01:36:51.140
in the warp it creates like a warp um wave that

01:36:51.140 --> 01:36:54.380
essentially shatters and breaks other choirs

01:36:54.380 --> 01:36:58.239
and navigation assistance for light years around

01:36:58.239 --> 01:37:00.399
to the point where it creates a natural disaster

01:37:00.399 --> 01:37:04.069
of Like, you know, on the Malice example earlier,

01:37:04.270 --> 01:37:07.689
just disrupting normal Imperial things kills

01:37:07.689 --> 01:37:12.130
people. This wave kills... I mean, they can't

01:37:12.130 --> 01:37:13.710
even calculate. They don't know how many people

01:37:13.710 --> 01:37:17.550
died because of this, but it is an untold act

01:37:17.550 --> 01:37:21.590
of just disgusting... Like, some twisted mind

01:37:21.590 --> 01:37:23.210
would have to come up with this, and Talos is

01:37:23.210 --> 01:37:26.649
like, yeah, that's my big move. This is my big

01:37:26.649 --> 01:37:29.649
stamp on the galaxy, guys. Then the Eldar show

01:37:29.649 --> 01:37:34.229
up. um which is fun yeah and then uh i'm pretty

01:37:34.229 --> 01:37:37.529
sure they uh jane's are they cut her legs off

01:37:37.529 --> 01:37:39.630
and she eventually does kill all of them but

01:37:39.630 --> 01:37:42.329
then talos just gets a grenade and goes hug me

01:37:42.329 --> 01:37:45.409
brother and he dies with her uh which is funny

01:37:45.409 --> 01:37:48.729
again but uh so they do end up all dying but

01:37:48.729 --> 01:37:53.590
man talos is a As much as the book builds you

01:37:53.590 --> 01:37:55.789
up, you kind of think, oh, he's just a funny

01:37:55.789 --> 01:37:57.810
guy. He's a bit of a ruthless bastard. I don't

01:37:57.810 --> 01:38:00.369
mind. And then at the end of the third book,

01:38:00.729 --> 01:38:04.170
Aaron Densky Bowden really reminds you, no, this

01:38:04.170 --> 01:38:08.829
guy is the worst person. He's done more damage

01:38:08.829 --> 01:38:12.609
than most people. I mean, maybe he's killed more

01:38:12.609 --> 01:38:15.630
people than Khan. Who knows, technically. But

01:38:15.630 --> 01:38:21.829
yeah, he's a scum. Absolute scumbag. Eldar dub

01:38:21.829 --> 01:38:26.090
again in the end, even though despite the Night

01:38:26.090 --> 01:38:28.569
Lords, they run into the tunnels and they're

01:38:28.569 --> 01:38:30.609
like, we'll ambush them and ambush them. And

01:38:30.609 --> 01:38:34.310
Eldar's like, yeah, we'll go into your ambushes.

01:38:34.310 --> 01:38:37.029
And Jainsar does kill everyone. I'm Jainsar,

01:38:37.069 --> 01:38:41.529
kiss my ass. Yeah. Doesn't the Dreadnought at

01:38:41.529 --> 01:38:43.789
the end stomp on her body? I think he doesn't

01:38:43.789 --> 01:38:45.800
even get to kill her. A little bit. I can't remember.

01:38:45.899 --> 01:38:48.840
It's been a hot minute since I read it. Talos

01:38:48.840 --> 01:38:53.619
is terrifyingly because in a way in the lore

01:38:53.619 --> 01:38:55.779
it builds you up to like him and then he just

01:38:55.779 --> 01:38:58.319
does the most horrific thing ever and he starts

01:38:58.319 --> 01:39:01.640
being horrible to characters who you like and

01:39:01.640 --> 01:39:03.479
they're just vulnerable humans. He's like, I

01:39:03.479 --> 01:39:08.220
don't give a fuck. I'm willing to burn worlds.

01:39:09.529 --> 01:39:14.909
I don't kill worlds. I make them suffer. So shout

01:39:14.909 --> 01:39:17.729
out to Talos for being probably the one person

01:39:17.729 --> 01:39:20.029
you don't want to meet in an alleyway. Fabius

01:39:20.029 --> 01:39:22.970
Bile would be like the realization of what he

01:39:22.970 --> 01:39:26.250
could do. I just would try and end it before

01:39:26.250 --> 01:39:29.430
Talos got his hands on me. So yeah, that is a

01:39:29.430 --> 01:39:33.149
pretty horrifying thing. Colin, do you have an

01:39:33.149 --> 01:39:34.850
honorable mention as well? I don't know if you

01:39:34.850 --> 01:39:36.729
had an honorable mention. I do. I do have one

01:39:36.729 --> 01:39:40.829
honorable mention. It was scary. In his own special

01:39:40.829 --> 01:39:49.430
way. Balthasar Gelt. Imagine you. You are a young

01:39:49.430 --> 01:39:53.890
imperial accountant or some whatever tax man.

01:39:53.989 --> 01:39:57.800
The guy who keeps track of all the gold. You

01:39:57.800 --> 01:40:00.899
hear a wizard is coming to town. All right, it's

01:40:00.899 --> 01:40:03.760
a wizard. They're scary on their own in fantasy

01:40:03.760 --> 01:40:08.880
and psychers in 40K, right? Weird, etheric powers.

01:40:08.939 --> 01:40:11.180
They might explode and turn into demons. It's

01:40:11.180 --> 01:40:14.500
rough, but he's an officially sanctioned wizard.

01:40:14.619 --> 01:40:18.199
That's fine. It should be fine. You go about

01:40:18.199 --> 01:40:21.520
your day. You go to work. You go to log a few

01:40:21.520 --> 01:40:24.399
last things in the treasury. The gold is now

01:40:24.399 --> 01:40:27.500
lead. There's no more gold. Where did it go?

01:40:28.159 --> 01:40:32.159
He is terrifying to accountants. He is terrifying

01:40:32.159 --> 01:40:36.000
to bankers. And perhaps most of all, he is terrifying

01:40:36.000 --> 01:40:41.800
to economists. For he, with a wave of his hands,

01:40:42.119 --> 01:40:45.880
can devalue your entire nation's currency by

01:40:45.880 --> 01:40:50.380
10%. God bless this man and all of his endeavors.

01:40:51.199 --> 01:40:55.260
Hero of the people, really. Look, if there was

01:40:55.260 --> 01:40:58.399
a man who could save us from Wall Street, who

01:40:58.399 --> 01:41:02.859
could be the terror of the 1%. Yeah. Isn't he

01:41:02.859 --> 01:41:09.180
the only grand wizard? That's a different kind

01:41:09.180 --> 01:41:15.140
of title. Isn't he the only Supreme Patriarch

01:41:15.140 --> 01:41:17.300
who still has a bounty on his head, doesn't he?

01:41:17.800 --> 01:41:21.189
Yeah, because he scammed a taxi driver. That's

01:41:21.189 --> 01:41:23.350
really fucking awesome. He didn't need to do

01:41:23.350 --> 01:41:26.210
that. No, he didn't. He just did it for the love

01:41:26.210 --> 01:41:28.630
of the game. Like any cool guy should. We call

01:41:28.630 --> 01:41:33.869
it the hustle. Yeah, no. Agreed. I do have a...

01:41:33.869 --> 01:41:37.289
If anyone else has any other one, I have one

01:41:37.289 --> 01:41:41.050
last honorable mention to gift to everyone, which

01:41:41.050 --> 01:41:43.569
I don't know if it's... I don't know if it's...

01:41:44.860 --> 01:41:47.119
necessarily terrifying to everybody, but I'd

01:41:47.119 --> 01:41:49.140
like to speak a little bit, give some respect

01:41:49.140 --> 01:41:54.399
on his name to Usharan, who is... Well, the thing

01:41:54.399 --> 01:41:57.939
is, he's not terrifying to everybody, because

01:41:57.939 --> 01:42:01.859
if, say you're a flesh eater, you're a ghoul,

01:42:02.020 --> 01:42:06.020
this guy is the best thing ever. This guy is

01:42:06.020 --> 01:42:08.979
your king, your grand ghoul king, but to you,

01:42:08.979 --> 01:42:10.420
he doesn't look like that. He just looks like

01:42:10.420 --> 01:42:15.109
a really big boy. He looks like a... grand knight

01:42:15.109 --> 01:42:19.409
king literally sorry grand king uh of the night

01:42:19.409 --> 01:42:22.829
um he is a respondent figure who cares for his

01:42:22.829 --> 01:42:26.189
people he is loving he is honorable a little

01:42:26.189 --> 01:42:29.369
bit fat he will admit he's been to too many parties

01:42:29.369 --> 01:42:31.789
he even says in his own words but he's a great

01:42:31.789 --> 01:42:33.829
guy and he wanders his realm looking after his

01:42:33.829 --> 01:42:39.050
people now you're human so you're a you're a

01:42:39.050 --> 01:42:45.119
little you're a little human buddy um they you'll

01:42:45.119 --> 01:42:49.180
realize that you do not see this grand majestic

01:42:49.180 --> 01:42:54.939
king you in fact see the biggest vampire mf you

01:42:54.939 --> 01:42:58.619
have probably ever seen in your entire life he

01:42:58.619 --> 01:43:04.420
is a basically primarch sized ghoul vampire uh

01:43:04.420 --> 01:43:09.079
wearing a crown of bone his got a fur cloak and

01:43:09.869 --> 01:43:13.729
The skulls of many are dead rattle on his chains.

01:43:13.909 --> 01:43:17.770
And the thing is, he is terrifying not just because

01:43:17.770 --> 01:43:21.770
of his physical imposing figure. He's terrifying

01:43:21.770 --> 01:43:24.449
because he annihilates civilizations through

01:43:24.449 --> 01:43:29.810
kindness. He will gift you his blood, which will

01:43:29.810 --> 01:43:34.390
slowly rot your teeth. It will make your fingernails

01:43:34.390 --> 01:43:38.319
lengthen. Your eyes will turn into... little

01:43:38.319 --> 01:43:42.560
boulders of like blood like blood stone with

01:43:42.560 --> 01:43:45.180
like little black drops in the middle and you

01:43:45.180 --> 01:43:48.420
will start to rave mad things but don't worry

01:43:48.420 --> 01:43:52.939
salvation does come because you will then in

01:43:52.939 --> 01:43:56.199
his presence receive the majesty of the ghoul

01:43:56.199 --> 01:43:59.560
king and he will declare that he loves you he

01:43:59.560 --> 01:44:02.239
loves his people and all you have to do is go

01:44:02.239 --> 01:44:06.170
attack other settlements human colonies live

01:44:06.170 --> 01:44:09.229
in crypts and burrows which they again for people

01:44:09.229 --> 01:44:11.329
who for fleshly to the courts they are like under

01:44:11.329 --> 01:44:13.470
some delusion where they don't perceive their

01:44:13.470 --> 01:44:19.869
own state uh ushran has been alive for so long

01:44:19.869 --> 01:44:25.390
and he is so mad that he doesn't realize like

01:44:25.390 --> 01:44:29.880
his his existence is essentially up he doesn't

01:44:29.880 --> 01:44:32.159
realize that he came from a world that no longer

01:44:32.159 --> 01:44:35.659
exists. He simply roams his own lands and kingdoms,

01:44:35.840 --> 01:44:39.819
corrupting and building an empire of ghoul vampires

01:44:39.819 --> 01:44:43.119
that slowly turn into these mad courts where

01:44:43.119 --> 01:44:46.859
all humans are flesh because they eat flesh.

01:44:47.260 --> 01:44:50.659
That's right. He eats people. Other characters

01:44:50.659 --> 01:44:54.640
kill people. This guy eats people and he likes

01:44:54.640 --> 01:44:59.520
people. very much because they taste good. He

01:44:59.520 --> 01:45:02.619
was imprisoned by Nagash at one point for he

01:45:02.619 --> 01:45:06.500
knows how long until some silly goobers in the

01:45:06.500 --> 01:45:13.220
age of chaos and Sigmar's realm or time, they

01:45:13.220 --> 01:45:17.100
released him from his Nagash prison and he was

01:45:17.100 --> 01:45:20.520
set out onto the world to once again absolutely

01:45:20.520 --> 01:45:24.720
create mayhem. and create his own dark empire

01:45:24.720 --> 01:45:28.500
but he is so mad and so far gone he doesn't even

01:45:28.500 --> 01:45:32.279
remember that nagash imprisoned him ever so he's

01:45:32.279 --> 01:45:35.520
like this nagash guy seems kind of interesting

01:45:35.520 --> 01:45:39.539
he just doesn't he can't recall like he's probably

01:45:39.539 --> 01:45:42.720
a being who existed for thousands and thousands

01:45:42.720 --> 01:45:46.180
of years and he slowly will corrupt you he will

01:45:46.180 --> 01:45:49.479
ruin everything you love will turn to ash and

01:45:49.479 --> 01:45:53.470
dust or worse madness but it's terrifying in

01:45:53.470 --> 01:45:55.949
a sense you have no idea what you will become

01:45:55.949 --> 01:45:58.949
uh he's again he's not the scariest i don't think

01:45:58.949 --> 01:46:01.850
but i do enjoy his little like the fact of you

01:46:01.850 --> 01:46:04.149
know is a perspective thing of he's not terrifying

01:46:04.149 --> 01:46:07.390
to his people and then he's terrifying to anybody

01:46:07.390 --> 01:46:11.210
who sees this enormous loping creature in the

01:46:11.210 --> 01:46:14.189
night that i assure you can run at full speed

01:46:14.189 --> 01:46:16.890
faster than most things because he is a vampire

01:46:16.890 --> 01:46:20.750
so that would be terrifying to even go near and

01:46:20.750 --> 01:46:24.029
he is willing to kill anybody who hurts his people

01:46:24.029 --> 01:46:27.569
so you are not gonna uh live very long if you've

01:46:27.569 --> 01:46:30.649
even if you if you defended yourself from a ghoul

01:46:30.649 --> 01:46:35.329
you're basically so enjoy that uh that is my

01:46:35.329 --> 01:46:37.770
last one for the uh the people there if they

01:46:37.770 --> 01:46:40.390
get in wager sigma law by the way asmr always

01:46:40.390 --> 01:46:44.810
kind of good not gonna lie needs a map though

01:46:44.810 --> 01:46:48.789
it needs a map so bad Age of Sigmar. It does

01:46:48.789 --> 01:46:52.590
have maps. I'll tell you, Arthur, do you have

01:46:52.590 --> 01:46:55.489
this thing of like, do you, how much are you

01:46:55.489 --> 01:46:57.550
familiar with Age of Sigmar lore, Arthur? Decent

01:46:57.550 --> 01:47:00.289
amount. A lot of the early stuff I'm pretty into.

01:47:00.470 --> 01:47:03.170
I do play the game as well, but I have read a

01:47:03.170 --> 01:47:05.949
few things here and there. I do like it. I'm

01:47:05.949 --> 01:47:08.250
getting more into it. I think my issue was always

01:47:08.250 --> 01:47:10.810
like, I said this to Colin and Eli in the chat

01:47:10.810 --> 01:47:14.510
people before, I liked in the old world it had

01:47:14.510 --> 01:47:17.640
a like a world map and you could understand where

01:47:17.640 --> 01:47:19.619
you are and that the reasons of different places

01:47:19.619 --> 01:47:22.859
where yeah the scale was drawn back a little

01:47:22.859 --> 01:47:26.039
bit more it was more like in a way i know it's

01:47:26.039 --> 01:47:30.600
fancy but i felt more uh like like grounded in

01:47:30.600 --> 01:47:33.500
that world whereas age of sigmar is so big that

01:47:33.500 --> 01:47:39.920
you almost go like where the fuck am i I don't

01:47:39.920 --> 01:47:41.300
know if everyone feels that way, though, but

01:47:41.300 --> 01:47:46.039
I'm enjoying it more. I get it. It is a feature

01:47:46.039 --> 01:47:48.359
slash downside of the setting, depending on what

01:47:48.359 --> 01:47:51.340
you're into. I mean, it is, I don't know, in

01:47:51.340 --> 01:47:52.840
that regards, though, I view it as similar to

01:47:52.840 --> 01:47:58.659
40K, where it's a Forge World blew up. Oh, no.

01:48:00.699 --> 01:48:05.300
Anyway, here's the next 10 ,000. Yeah. Can I

01:48:05.300 --> 01:48:07.579
put some hate on someone's name before we finish,

01:48:07.680 --> 01:48:12.279
though? Because I really... I really... I have

01:48:12.279 --> 01:48:16.319
a bone to pit with someone in particular. Dale

01:48:16.319 --> 01:48:19.779
Lucas, who wrote the Usheran book, why is Usheran

01:48:19.779 --> 01:48:22.479
on the front cover and he's barely in the book?

01:48:22.779 --> 01:48:27.960
I'm getting... That's the trend. Yeah, I'm getting

01:48:27.960 --> 01:48:32.939
a lot of things. I mean, that's happened before,

01:48:33.060 --> 01:48:36.899
I think, too. I think, like, I would need to

01:48:36.899 --> 01:48:41.880
look through it again and stuff. But if I remember

01:48:41.880 --> 01:48:45.779
correctly, like, the end times Thanquil. Thanquil's

01:48:45.779 --> 01:48:49.039
barely in his own fucking book. Yeah, I do like

01:48:49.039 --> 01:48:51.260
the book, though. But it's, like, the amount

01:48:51.260 --> 01:48:53.640
of woman books I've read where the title character

01:48:53.640 --> 01:48:58.619
is barely in the book, the Angron book, the Fulgrim,

01:48:58.619 --> 01:49:02.699
like, demon books. They're not there, bro. I

01:49:02.699 --> 01:49:05.119
mean, to be fair, I get that. People say horror

01:49:05.119 --> 01:49:07.279
is rising, and then horror is only going to be

01:49:07.279 --> 01:49:13.000
rising in about 35 % of the book. Yeah. I don't

01:49:13.000 --> 01:49:16.560
know. GW loves doing that for some reason. My

01:49:16.560 --> 01:49:18.180
favorite is the Caiaphas Kane books, though,

01:49:18.239 --> 01:49:20.420
like the one where him and a Tau fire warrior

01:49:20.420 --> 01:49:22.520
are fighting back -to -back. That scene is not

01:49:22.520 --> 01:49:25.619
in the book. It just doesn't happen. Yeah. There's

01:49:25.619 --> 01:49:27.840
a few of that in Caiaphas Kane. One of them has

01:49:27.840 --> 01:49:33.800
like a... something else I don't know yeah but

01:49:33.800 --> 01:49:36.420
shout out to the weird enough recently it'll

01:49:36.420 --> 01:49:38.140
be a different episode but the drops like massacre

01:49:38.140 --> 01:49:40.539
book that came out not long ago Colin which you

01:49:40.539 --> 01:49:42.060
said was pointless by the way it's actually quite

01:49:42.060 --> 01:49:46.500
good so I don't care if it's French it's kind

01:49:46.500 --> 01:49:50.500
of good though it's kind of good look I've got

01:49:50.500 --> 01:49:53.710
at least like three more years I'm going to put

01:49:53.710 --> 01:49:55.789
money on that I'm going to feel the pressure

01:49:55.789 --> 01:49:58.090
that I need to start talking about the heresy.

01:49:58.350 --> 01:50:04.310
Yeah. I got three and a half whole settings to

01:50:04.310 --> 01:50:07.930
look at. Yeah, it won't go away. Thank you, Blood

01:50:07.930 --> 01:50:12.750
Bowl. I hope... Usheran was my last... Again,

01:50:12.750 --> 01:50:16.010
people who were listening, do comment below in

01:50:16.010 --> 01:50:19.350
the comment section characters who generally

01:50:19.350 --> 01:50:24.000
make you... I don't know why I said that. Yeah,

01:50:24.140 --> 01:50:26.840
it's a criteria for absolute horror. It's a good

01:50:26.840 --> 01:50:30.140
one, I will admit. It's a really good one. A

01:50:30.140 --> 01:50:33.659
good shot. Do we have any last don'ts? We do.

01:50:33.760 --> 01:50:35.420
We have a few last don'ts. I'll start us off.

01:50:36.960 --> 01:50:39.819
PandoPlays for five. Arthur, would you rather

01:50:39.819 --> 01:50:44.340
do Talos Raw or Fankle Raw? What does he mean

01:50:44.340 --> 01:50:48.149
by this? Have you seen the rat video? Man. You

01:50:48.149 --> 01:50:50.850
know, I've really wasted the your mother card

01:50:50.850 --> 01:50:55.529
really early in this stream. I mean, that would

01:50:55.529 --> 01:50:57.310
have been perfect. That would have been perfect,

01:50:57.430 --> 01:50:59.029
but you can't just do it over and over again.

01:50:59.069 --> 01:51:00.130
If you're going to do it over and over again,

01:51:00.170 --> 01:51:04.729
you do the three. Talos, no breaks. I can step

01:51:04.729 --> 01:51:09.609
in and say your father. Your bloodline. Why are

01:51:09.609 --> 01:51:14.189
me and Andy black screened? Is it like that for

01:51:14.189 --> 01:51:16.989
anyone? No, it looks fine on stream. Interesting.

01:51:23.039 --> 01:51:27.159
A couple from Zenon. GW Horror, that one drunk

01:51:27.159 --> 01:51:31.939
kid that called Gotrek Flagonslayer. That one

01:51:31.939 --> 01:51:35.100
drunk kid did not go home that night. Another

01:51:35.100 --> 01:51:37.479
one from him. Who has the biggest skinning pit,

01:51:37.640 --> 01:51:44.819
Arthur or Red? I would say probably me, but what

01:51:44.819 --> 01:51:47.439
I do in my skinning pit is not anyone else's.

01:51:47.439 --> 01:51:51.739
My business. Yeah, exactly. Cranking the skin

01:51:51.739 --> 01:51:58.220
hog. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Colin. No problems.

01:51:58.399 --> 01:52:00.500
I hate the words that come out of my mouth, too.

01:52:01.159 --> 01:52:06.979
Yeah. Set 499. Be me. A wild gotrek appears whilst

01:52:06.979 --> 01:52:10.060
going through the tall grass. brackets tavern

01:52:10.060 --> 01:52:13.600
and you don't have a master ball brackets tankard

01:52:13.600 --> 01:52:18.880
of ale and you can't run you're just gonna die

01:52:18.880 --> 01:52:21.899
like that's it you're just gonna die all right

01:52:21.899 --> 01:52:29.920
based big one here uh no miss chomsky for 20

01:52:29.920 --> 01:52:33.100
euro hell yeah man uh honestly the most horrifying

01:52:33.100 --> 01:52:36.710
thing for me from 40k is a story of a girl of

01:52:36.710 --> 01:52:39.710
the Crystal Labyrinth, the fact that she successfully

01:52:39.710 --> 01:52:42.369
went through the maze and answered correctly

01:52:42.369 --> 01:52:46.229
the riddle from the Guardian terrifies me. I

01:52:46.229 --> 01:52:50.430
mean, if you're afraid of children, you're just

01:52:50.430 --> 01:52:54.029
a grown man and that's fine. I mean, I know where

01:52:54.029 --> 01:52:57.149
I'm going with that. We will not help people

01:52:57.149 --> 01:53:03.489
if they are lost. Isn't it implied that it's

01:53:03.489 --> 01:53:09.180
like Dorothy and Toto? hmm yeah yeah something

01:53:09.180 --> 01:53:12.500
like that well it was a girl and her small black

01:53:12.500 --> 01:53:15.220
dog which i know isn't supposed to go off of

01:53:15.220 --> 01:53:23.020
but in wonderland hmm was there's already enough

01:53:23.020 --> 01:53:26.390
like pop culture references, surely, in Warhammer.

01:53:26.449 --> 01:53:28.689
They don't need to go take more, do they? It

01:53:28.689 --> 01:53:33.029
was 90 % pop culture reference. I know. You're

01:53:33.029 --> 01:53:35.470
not wrong. I do think it's kind of cool. You

01:53:35.470 --> 01:53:37.689
know what? That's my head. It was Dorothy and

01:53:37.689 --> 01:53:39.229
Toto, and that's where we got the idea for the

01:53:39.229 --> 01:53:45.029
movie. Hmm. Super Warlock for $1 .99. Gotrek

01:53:45.029 --> 01:53:48.210
is abusive. Dad is drunk again. Horror. Oh, no.

01:53:49.009 --> 01:53:51.989
he's not back with cigarettes he's back spooky

01:53:51.989 --> 01:53:57.510
kabuki god god bless our rules helper oh yeah

01:53:57.510 --> 01:54:01.689
absolute legend uh tell them colin summer king

01:54:01.689 --> 01:54:08.130
baby big oosh the resident raven i've missed

01:54:08.130 --> 01:54:12.069
waiting y 'all live but i'm back baby good to

01:54:12.069 --> 01:54:14.289
see you buddy thank you man good to see you and

01:54:14.289 --> 01:54:17.670
last one from donkey man The Super Cup beta is

01:54:17.670 --> 01:54:20.770
finished rendering. Time to upload. I am looking

01:54:20.770 --> 01:54:22.970
forward to it. It's just an hour of me saying

01:54:22.970 --> 01:54:28.689
sus things. I am hyped. Every episode. Can we

01:54:28.689 --> 01:54:30.890
even post it, though, without getting it, like,

01:54:30.930 --> 01:54:33.430
our YouTube ruined? I mean, maybe not to put

01:54:33.430 --> 01:54:37.649
it on YouTube. Maybe not. In the Discord. You'll

01:54:37.649 --> 01:54:39.810
want to go see that. I'm not proud of anything

01:54:39.810 --> 01:54:43.649
I have said ever. I am ashamed to my bloodline

01:54:43.649 --> 01:54:46.640
and my family. Please do watch. join the discord

01:54:46.640 --> 01:54:52.380
and yeah i stand by everything i said oh there

01:54:52.380 --> 01:54:56.539
you go i'll leave it at that uh that was uh terrifying

01:54:56.539 --> 01:54:58.840
stuff wasn't it uh thank you very much connor

01:54:58.840 --> 01:55:01.260
for joining us today and uh just so that you

01:55:01.260 --> 01:55:04.220
know folks the moment we went live a bunch of

01:55:04.220 --> 01:55:06.520
stuff came out on arthur's second and first channel

01:55:06.520 --> 01:55:09.340
so go have a look at that as well yeah competed

01:55:09.340 --> 01:55:15.020
with his schedule It's really funny. I've been

01:55:15.020 --> 01:55:16.579
working on a bunch of shit behind the scenes.

01:55:16.800 --> 01:55:19.020
A lot of times I've been baiting the fact that

01:55:19.020 --> 01:55:21.399
every time someone pays me with memberships,

01:55:21.399 --> 01:55:24.039
it goes to something cool. It's been funneled

01:55:24.039 --> 01:55:26.560
into my second channel as well as paying the

01:55:26.560 --> 01:55:30.340
editors on my main channel. Second channel had

01:55:30.340 --> 01:55:32.199
probably what I consider likely the best video

01:55:32.199 --> 01:55:35.859
I've ever made go live at 6pm. Unironically,

01:55:35.920 --> 01:55:38.260
the most effort I've ever put into a video. I

01:55:38.260 --> 01:55:42.850
really think it turned out pretty great. Yay.

01:55:43.170 --> 01:55:46.470
Hell yeah, man. Thanks for coming on, man. Once

01:55:46.470 --> 01:55:50.270
again, as always, way funnier than us. We're

01:55:50.270 --> 01:55:53.710
trying to keep up, but I'm getting old, man.

01:55:53.930 --> 01:55:57.569
I need to be put into the woods and put down

01:55:57.569 --> 01:56:02.229
at this rate. Welcome to Uncrimes, as always.

01:56:04.949 --> 01:56:09.310
God. I hope everyone enjoyed that, though. Thanks

01:56:09.310 --> 01:56:14.590
again, Arthur, for coming on. I make more things

01:56:14.590 --> 01:56:19.050
You're fine It's only weird if you make it weird

01:56:19.050 --> 01:56:22.930
I'm making it weird I will gladly come on you

01:56:22.930 --> 01:56:26.850
all anytime you ask That's the biggest compliment

01:56:26.850 --> 01:56:29.310
I've received this year. Me when it's still been

01:56:29.310 --> 01:56:33.569
a while. Yeah. Me when it's still been a while.

01:56:33.770 --> 01:56:36.949
You know, I like that. Me when the wind is strong.

01:56:37.949 --> 01:56:41.289
Stiff breeze. Okay. Thanks everyone for listening.

01:56:43.310 --> 01:56:45.449
Godspeed. Thank you all for listening. Apologies

01:56:45.449 --> 01:56:47.529
for my intro and we'll see you guys in the next

01:56:47.529 --> 01:56:48.689
one. Peace. Bye.