Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
This is Halloween. This is Halloween. Hello.
I'm so, we should say before we get into it though,
first of all, welcome everyone. Arthur, who's
been on the channel before, he's here, he's,
I'm not going to finish that sentence, even though
it rhymes. And Boy is here to help us talk about
some scary stuff. The scariest thing of all though,
is that I am, we are in fact half as dressed
up as characters. Andy. We are dying to see what
you look like, though. Well, what are you dressed
as first? I will give it, for the people who
don't have visuals, I'll give an audio rendition
to give a clue to a sitcom that people might
have watched. This is, in the scene, it's me
and Colin here. Do you really expect me not to
push you up against the wall, biatch? All right.
Hey, been a lot of fun to talk about. prison
today, but I'm here to scare you straight. In
prison, you are someone's bitch. Oh, Colin, looking
like a snack. It's not over. Don't drop the soap.
Don't drop the soap. I stole, I robbed, and kidnapped
the president's son, held him for ransom. What
did we eat? Glad you asked. gruel sandwiches
gruel omelettes nothing but gruel plus your own
hair i'm getting down for the last part last
part oh wow this goes on this is a soliloquy
at this point it's so bad okay last bit the worst
thing about prison it's really true what they
say that like like Hal is the guy that laughs
at his own jokes. It's not even my own joke,
though. I can't even finish it. It's basically
a prison mic from the office. Oh, my God. The
worst thing about prison was the dementors. Okay.
I think I'm going to find hell under my fucking
bed with a stiffy later tonight. Oh, my God.
I love that. Yeah, Prison Mike. Thank you, everyone.
I found some real horror to start even before
we begin. Yes. It is a comment someone left on
one of Mishmash's videos, apparently. I bet Rule
63 Conrad Kurz has the fattest pussy. wow god
damn right oh that's disgusting i am dressed
up as my favorite real life character and no
andy you may not post this on stream this is
a joke for us okay oh my god let's have a look
at this preemptive yeah that's like my favorite
photo of you to be fair it is the audio listeners
it's a great t -shirt oh it's uh me in a shirt
that just says i heart anal flexing every muscle
in my body while staring at nothing it's but
also there is there is what i can only describe
as a demented smile on his face and it's amazing
yeah i was very happy And you have a butthole.
Alright, lads. Are you ready for my costume reveal?
We're ready. There we go. Hey, it's me. It's
the Minion. Remember the quote? Oh my god. You
are older than 30. That's crazy. I felt bad about
my costume. Thank you, Bello. Bye. oh my god
you know the cringe is making like a little tumor
bloom on my back like a little fucking mike wazowski
jesus ah there's another thing was i went through
amazon's costumes and i was like what's less
than a tenner and this this was that's fair i
like it i like it man uh and it's to be fair
if i ever saw a minion in 40k i would grab the
heavy flamer uh so with that said today we are
talking about absolutely terrifying things in
warhammer in general we're not talking about
fun like oh an orc ate a guy once but he's kind
of funny when he when he runs out of ammo like
no this is like if it wasn't with the kind of
um i guess like campness almost of warhammer
where it's like oh it's all a bit of fun you'd
be horrified if it existed. So I believe we're
starting off top left to top right to bottom
left, and I'm ending up now. Can we look at the
gloves, please, Andy? For the visual learners
amongst us. Can we have a demonstration of the
gloves, please? I had to cut a hole in this so
I could use my mouse properly. Also, speaking
of gloves, just to let you all know, there's
only one week left of our Orchid 8 merch drop.
And if you check out the QR code on the top left,
you can scan that and get yourself a shirt before
they're gone on November 7th. So with that all
said, it's time. Colin, would anyone care to
describe as well what the, Colin, the merch particular
artistic direction was taken? You've surely seen
the King of the Hill lineup where they're all
standing in front of the fence. Well, imagine
that, but it's the Lore Crimes crew. Instead
of drinking beer, at least Eli just has a glass
-labeled cum. And we are all either bearing or
already with child. Okay, well, you know... Yeah.
Anyways, Colin, would you like to, yeah, other
than that being incredibly terrifying for people,
as well as our hairlines, Colin, would you care
to start us off? Well, this is the weird part.
We had that opening and now we have to be like
really serious. So this is very difficult. Try
me. Colin, what terrifies you in Warhammer? uh
you know we're gonna we're gonna start off with
some you know something pretty simple for warhammer
you know scary things right uh good old nagash
uh you know it's we've got the baseline of he's
already a spooky skeleton right like we all know
the song spooky scary skeletons hi wow that really
took you off your flow that hard man you gotta
switch condiments because that weak sauce ain't
gonna work you're having me on the fucking you
gotta know i'm disruptive as all hell so nah
man you gotta just bulldoze through that you
can just start booing as well i'm gonna no no
let's no we don't we don't break out bestiality
10 minutes in What the fuck are you even talking
about? Okay, go ahead. We can get to that later.
We'll keep that threat in the back pocket. Yeah,
no, that's a threat. Yeah, sure. One second.
What's your address again real quick? No, go
ahead. Talk about Nagash. It'll be cool. It's
fine. Good lord. He's a little utterly terrifying
in my humble opinion. uh be it aos or 40k i feel
like a man who decides he's going to create necromancy
slaughters of like a fucking million people to
do it and then succeeds that's that's his baseline
that was his opening act as he goes on his life
uh he kills everything in one nation and brings
them back as zombies skeleton things they were
zombies and then they lost their skin and then
they were skeletons he's uh he's As much as,
you know, the funny voice lines, you know, such
as the power of Nagash, the full quote of that
is him telling you that you can't run away, he's
going to kill you, and then when he does kill
you, he's going to throw your soul in a cage
and laugh as he sticks, like, pinhead pokes into
it. He's utterly fucking horrifying. Especially
because when you die, right, you just go to him.
Even in fantasy, he ate the god of the dead.
So for a little bit, he was that. In an age of
Sigmar, he just is the god of the dead because
he ate the rest of the other ones. So you can't
get away from him. You're screwed eventually.
No one lives forever. Notwithstanding the occasional
god or whatever in Warhammer, 99 % of people
don't live forever. So you die, and you find
the afterlife is a lot more Egyptian and Black
Pyramid -y than you thought it would be. You
queue up, you get in line, and then if you're
very unlucky, a 100 -foot -tall pope made out
of bones is going to just throw your soul somewhere
you would probably rather not your eternal soul
be thrown. He might jam you in a jar full of
skeletons and make a super skeleton warrior.
He might turn you into a ghost. Some of those
ghosts are horrifying. Like, were you a healer?
Did you enjoy, you know, were you a doctor? Like
a good, you know, good person doing what you
can. Well, he's going to jam hooks on your hands
and make your ghostly body kill people while
you're conscious about it. Because he sucks.
And because you healed people, you denied him
death. As is his right. He's... He looks like
kind of a goober because, you know, whenever
he does anything, he loses. Because all of his
plans are either I win everything or the plan
just doesn't work. Or Skaven. Well, yeah, the
Skaven are usually why it doesn't work. But for
people who aren't like the top 10, you know,
Dragon Ball Z power scale, whatever Age of Sigmar
fantasy characters, he shows up and you just
kind of die. There is no stopping it. And if
you do stop it again, he's the god of death.
Wait 50 years, and he's getting you one way or
another. Like, it doesn't matter. I mean, he's
almost as terrifying as his ego, which I find
the most terrifying thing about him, really.
Yeah, I like in Age of Sigmar, the city found
a way to cheat death. He can't have that, so
he turned their soul -reflecting mirrors inward,
and now no one was ever able to get out. Even
in death. How did they bring him back in the
End Times, if I remember? After the End Times?
No, during the End Times. Wasn't there a... Oh,
yeah. Well, I mean, it was an elf child, so she
was probably like a hundred, but still by their
standards a child, yeah. Wow, the Vulcans. Yeah,
they took the Sigmar Pope. bound him, and the
process to resurrect him in Volkmar's body was
so painful that even the collective vampires
and other undead were watching that happen in
horror, like, Jesus Christ, this is abominable.
It also required Aliothra, the Everchild, although
the Everchild as a position doesn't actually
mean anything until they get the Everqueen soul.
So that one kind of went whack and all he got
was the curse of Cain. But in terms of what this
looked like to outsiders, the elf version of
a 15 -year -old and an old man were horrifically
tortured and magically mutilated. And then a
100 -foot -tall skeleton showed up, glassed a
country, and now everyone has to deal with that
as the undead rose across the planet. Well, that
sounds fun, doesn't it? It's like, you know,
it's like classic, you know, old kind of horror,
right? You've got like, he controls all the dead.
So that's another thing going into Gash's favor.
There's no just like, oh, he's a skeleton man.
There's vampires under his control, zombies,
ghosts, skeletons, ghouls. If there's a horror
monster, he can throw it at you or all at once
if he really fucking hates you. sorry andy is
staring like intensely into my soul did we oh
did we lose the footage as well i think we might
have a i tried to send more of the footage it
just gave me an error and wouldn't work all of
all of the pain i went through uh in that match
i'm sorry andy was staring into my soul so intensely
i was just getting a little bit on i was acting
unwise there Yeah. So it does sound like Nagash
is more of an intimidating type of villain. That
kind of fear, you know, the fear of overwhelming
strength kind of deal. I mean, it is, but it's
also like he's inevitable because he's the god
of death. You can blow him apart a hundred times
with the cannons. He invented necromancy and
is the god of death. He doesn't do anything when
you blow his body up. He just kind of hovers
back home and shows up. Yeah, that is not very
fair. Not to be confused with the god of the
death, which would be way less intimidating,
to be fair. Yeah. You only do it once. It is,
again, like, Warhammer doesn't show it off very
much, because, you know, as a war game, there's,
like, a minimum level of kick -ass you need to
be to participate. So a zombie horde doesn't
matter much. But, you know, if you're one of
those, like, 50, you know... all those background
people that are, it's like when a world is blown
up in 40 K and it's a single sentence that amounts
to like a billion people's lives just snuffed
out. If you're like a background citizen in age
of Sigmar or even fantasy for a lot of points
of its history, it's, it's like, it's like every
horror movie coming at you at once. Like you
are, the undead are amassing, uh, the vampires,
you know, there's, you know, devouring people's
souls and drinking their blood. It is every horror
movie is under his arsenal. Like jump scares,
you know, like slow building dread. If he wants
to like a man like that, I think the fourth edition
trailer where it shows like the, what is it?
The that's the, the lady who was turned into
a storm cast when she first dies and the gas
is just holding her soul. It's like, it's. an
inevitable overwhelming power. And, you know,
I'm, I'm probably, I just, I don't have the oratory
skill to offer it narrated properly. I feel,
but it is again, like it's unrelenting horror
of every like horror movie monster. There is,
he's throwing those all at you. And the, and
at the end of that conga line from hell, there
is the master of necromancy and the dead. So
it is. In the right circumstances, which due
to Warhammer's nature doesn't get shown very
much for like, you know, Warhammer horror. Sorry
to bring that up, Arthur. I know that. Wait,
what? Sorry. Sorry to bring up Warhammer Horror
in front of you. I know you've had strong opinions
about some of those stories. You know, I'm talking
about Warhammer Horror when it gets to me. So
don't worry. Don't you worry. Fair enough. But
he doesn't show up in those because you don't
break out in like the spooky small town horror
story. The God of the Dead. but yeah that'd be
a little bit of a jump to the end all be all
of the scariness so yeah but even you know even
with that he is the one like and what if you
if you read a warhammer horror story in age of
sigmar he he is at the end of that conca line
he it is even if you beat the horror you will
learn uh you know if you want the lovecraftian
madness break You will learn that you beat that
one horror. You get the one protagonist who lives
the horror story. That one vampire you managed
to kill, stake through the heart, that was his
Z team. He's endless hordes of zombies, endless
hordes of skeletons, countless powerful vampires.
If he was ever portrayed well, you could probably
make him one of the scariest people in Warhammer,
at least for a certain definition of it. But,
you know, at the same time, we do like this goofy
Skeletor. Especially his old model. That's a
pretty good... It's a strong opening, though,
which I'll ask Arthur then. What do you bring
to the table in terms of what would make you
literally shit the bed? So, for a little bit
of criteria, like... I mean this with no sense
of hyperbole. If you know me decently behind
the scenes, a thing that not a lot of people
know is that I know a lot more about the history
of horror media, horror movies, and just everything
involving it, more than I know anything about
Warhammer. When it comes to novels, movies, music,
and internet horror, I tend to try and stay incredibly
informed because it's been my favorite genre
since I was a wee baby. So I really was excited
when I decided to do a deep dive into the Warhammer
horror catalogs, which... i i don't know do they
still do those because i know they tried to make
like a differentiation between like warhammer
genre so that they could make a brand but i don't
know but i don't think they've done one for a
while have they because they might have because
i see them stock the the shelves more so with
warhammer crime because apparently that's the
one that like people really really like which
is cool. Warhammer crime from the ones that I've
read are pretty good, but Warhammer horror I
find is so hit or miss, but they always try their
best. One of the things that I was thinking of
talking about was, I think it was, Oh God, it
was something. And the damned, I think it was
the lost in the damned anthology series. Like.
That's filled with a bunch of interesting characters,
like the commissar that went insane due to a
Zin -Shin curse and ended up seeing heresy and
everything around him and killed his entire,
like, platoon. And only to find out that they
were fighting no one the entire time. Which is,
by the way, the audiobook narrated by, what's
his name? The actor for Pinhead in the Hellraiser
movies. Oh. What's his name? Shit, really? Oh.
Yeah. Oh my god, I can't remember his name. A
hell of a pinhead actor. Yeah, Doug Bradley.
Doug Bradley actually does a lot of narrations
for horror novellas and novels on Audible. He
does a lot of stuff for Clive Barker, which is
he's my favorite horror author. But I didn't
think those were too, too scary. So after going
through it, there's like a lot of. this shit
there's a lot of shit there's a lot of dog shit
terrible caca poo poo doo doo books that suck
ass they suck dick they're balls from the shaft
they're shit from an ass they suck all they're
terrible and they're like It literally just feels
like someone went into the office and was like,
hey, we're doing a Warhammer horror brand thing.
Make a horror story. Okay, what do you want me
to make it about? A horror. No, no, no. Like,
what do you mean? No, no. Horror. What are the
themes? Horror. You're not hearing me. And then
they do something. That same executive would
come in and be like, make it scarier. And then
they just didn't elaborate how. I just want to
scare we. Do you mean psychological or gore?
I just want to scare we. I said scary. Yeah.
So there's a lot that don't seem to understand
how to properly incite dread, but there are a
few that I think are pretty good. So I picked
one, technically two, because there's two characters
that I want to talk about. One of them is the
most prolific killer in the entirety. of 40k's
modern setting probably ranking up a kill count
in if i could be liberal with my estimates the
billions um and she's just a human like just
a normal ass person and i stand by it it's genuinely
some of the better writing now for those who
don't know i'm referring to a short story uh
for the warhammer horror audiobook Or not even
an audiobook, it was an audio drama with multiple
actors, a soundscape, and it's a very beautiful
read if you ever get a chance. I actually did
like it. And it's called The Watcher in the Rain.
It is pretty... 7 out of 10. It's good. It gets
the passing grade from me, and I thought it was
really cool. Is it anything superlative? No,
but it was passable in a sea full of shits. 7
out of 10 is still good. Yeah, of course. It's
great. It was good. I mean, look, I will... Not
to sidetrack from you too much, but I will hold
that a 5 out of 10 is worth your time. That is
completely average. You don't regret having read
it. It's completely average, and most things
are going to be average. That's how average works.
No, that was me with a watcher in the rain. It
was pure seven out of 10. It was like a solid
read. I would genuinely read it again. Cause
it was a very enjoyable thing. The actors did
a great job. I will. Okay. This is a tangent
shout out to perditions flame. Another one of
the books that were released at the same time
made me crash out at how terrible the plot was,
but it had my favorite narrators for all of like
40 K. And I just like, man. Come on! This could
have been something good. You played, what, who's
that dark elf bitch from Baldur's Gate 3? What
was that? I think it's Mithra. Oh, yeah, Mithra.
Yeah, she was in that. In the Golden Gaves. Being
in the NPCs makes me feel bad, so she always
died. So, yeah, it was her. She was in that.
And there was also Alec Worley, I believe. I
forgot what his name is. The guy who does the
voices for the Night Lords trilogy. He was in
that, and he's goddamn awesome. But neither here
nor there. This book had a bunch of names that
I didn't fully recognize, and all of them were
pretty good. But basically the character that
I first want to talk about, this is a two -parter,
so I'm kind of cheating here, is Serena Malice.
So there's an event going on on this planet.
It's just some middle of nowhere administratum
planet that doesn't seem to really have much
going for it other than it's just an administratum
planet. There's just the endless grind of the
cogs of the Imperium that have to grind or else
nothing is going to get done. But as of recently,
there was a storm and this storm has lasted months.
And it started as a trickle with a haze of fog
coming in from the distance, seemingly like a
thick sheet that never seemed to leave. And once
it was there, the rain only got worse and worse
and worse to the point where day in and day out.
Now it is torrential rains with lightning strikes
that devastate entire city blocks. I love this
because the story follows the perspective of
a junior Inquisitor, someone who genuinely just
started the job going to the planet. trying to
find out what's been going on as there was a
mislabeled shipment of rations that were sent
to a local Marine, or not Marine, a local guard
regiment. This local, not local, but like a planet
nearby got rotten rations that their expiration
dates didn't line up with when they were supposed
to be sent. The rations they got were supposed
to be sent closer to the world that they were
on rather than a little bit further away. And
it led to the deaths of 52 people. Total, I think
it was 20 from starvation and 30 from executions
due to cannibalism. So the junior inquisitor
was going to find out because this is something
that doesn't happen. So he's like, this is something
that came from malicious intent. We have to find
out why. So he shows up and he finds this lady
who was seemingly suspiciously trying to get
off the planet with. a fake name because she
seemed a lot more nervous than everybody else
and it's uh her name is serena malice and she's
just this like a nervous scribe adept that's
very scared of what's going on but she always
seems like she knows a little bit more than she's
letting on throughout the book it's her and him
after all the uh planes and all the ships have
taken off just kind of going back and forth and
he does not trust her In the slightest, he thinks
that she's a heretic and has murdered like over
like three dozen people. So he has to take her
in. That's a crime worth like a couple floggings
and at least two execution attempts. So he has
her in cuffs this entire time and the entire
time she's pleading her innocence and they go.
into this sub basement because they're trying
to get to his ship, which is going to lead to
the big one that he has up in orbit. They have
to get off before the poles of the planet shift
and the world itself becomes so destabilized
that it's basically going to be impossible to
leave. the planet itself is going to be cut off
by a warp storm relatively soon too, which they
think is the reason for the shifting polarities
and the storms and whatever. But it turns out
once they go into like the medical wing of a
local administratum temple, because yeah, they
have a med bay for the mentally sick and the
administratum, which is insanely dark to think
about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know what?
You're sick. You're a gibbering maniac that can
no longer do your duty. Get in the oubliette.
That's literally what they did. There's an entire
scene where they're walking into the cage and
there's literally like three foot by three foot
holes in the ground with hands reaching out from
them of people screaming that they just want
to get their work done rather than actually stay
in the hole for longer. And they've been there
for a while. And it's terrifying because the
area is filling up with water from the storms
and they're the first to go because they're in
a little cage in the bottom. As they're going,
they're noticing that everybody there has this
deranged look, and they keep bringing up this
entity simply known as the Watcher in the Rain,
which is technically the second entity that I
want to bring up. But we'll get there. So Serena
Malice... Oh, you're still going. Keep going.
Keep going. Oh no, if I'm interrupting, if you
got the one I was to read out, fucking give her,
dude. I was so locked in for this. great telling
of lore, and then I look over and there's a minion
staring at me on the screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
sorry, sorry. It's a story that I genuinely like.
It's such a juxtaposition. No, keep going, man,
it's really good. Okay, alright, so, um, so Serena
and this Inquisitor whose name, uh, god, let
me see if I can find his name on the wiki really
quickly. His name is Stephen Crucius, that's
his name. Uh, Inquisitor Stephen Crucius. Inquisitor
Stephen? okay um so steven and uh serena end
up going through literally hell but they keep
the insanity of it is that every time this entity
known as the watcher and the rain is brought
up you see serena kind of demand that uh steven
don't pay attention to it don't recognize that
it's there is the words that she keeps using
and for a second he looks out on the parapets
uh where they're at to the lower levels and he
swears that in the distance he can see something
gargantuan that he can't truly make out and just
immediately he just like locks in and his eyes
shut as he's forced to relive what is one of
the most traumatic memories of his life which
was uh him having to go into an underhive and
interrogate his mother for stealing rations or
something i forgot what the exact crime was but
he ended up killing her uh and it was from the
inquisitor it was basically the final test that
the inquisition was giving him is like would
you kill your own mother if they committed a
crime and he did it and that's how he became
an inquisitor And he comes back and he's like,
what was that? And she's like, just don't think
about it. Don't think about it. And they kept
fighting their way through this horde of maniacs
that recognized Serena. And they kept trying
to drag her into their horde. And they were kind
of leaving Stephen Crucius alone because something.
That wasn't their target. It was always Serena.
And this is when things get a little interesting
because as they're trying to board his ship in
the distance, you just see this massive, almost
unknowable construct, a creature of pallid flesh
and wasted limbs, gaunt and tall, but the height
of it doesn't really matter. It just feels like
even though it is something that is not human,
you were looking at it and realize that that's
not. how whatever this is supposed to look. This
is something beyond comprehension. No physical
facial features to recognize. But Steven only
gets a. Baron glimpse at it through the rain
and through the fog and recognizes that this
is some kind of creature beyond like recognition.
This is literally a horror from beyond the cosmos.
And it, he just blacks out. He wakes up on the
bridge of his ship as Serena ended up flying
them out, saving his life. And because of that,
he writes down a little note in his little inquisitorial
pad. that I absolve her of sin. I have found
out that she is not the one that has done it.
It was simply an error that was done in jest.
Terminate all whatever on her name. He clicks
end recording, and the second he does that, a
las bolt fires directly into the center of his
gut as she pulls out a las pistol that she was
hiding. Now that her record's clean, she reveals
that, one, her name is not. Serena Malice. It's
actually Greta Verne. And two, the account that
he found from two years ago that was an accidental
misfiling. Yeah, that was an accident. That was
also only the first time she did that. And when
she found out that no one was coming for her
after that, she intentionally misfiled about...
one in five documents every batch every day for
two years straight which intentionally misfiling
she said probably over hundreds of thousands
of documents to cause as much damage as humanly
possible bringing her kill count potentially
into the billions because she even talked about
how she's responsible for the deaths of entire
starships that did not get refueling on time
and the entirety of their occupants ended up
freezing to death in the void and That thing
that was on the planet appeared for her. She
killed so many people that some godlike entity
noticed her. And that's what the Watcher in the
Rain was. And she realized that the more she
recognized it, the more the information was being
beamed in her head. So as long as she existed
in a state of constant denial, she was relatively
fine. But the longer she kept doing her thing,
the more that that thing was being able to be
seen by the people who were in similar positions
to her, a .k .a. the adepts that were on that
planet. And because of that, she just... wanted
to get off the planet because she didn't think
it could follow her she summoned some kind of
entity that we never truly know what it is and
uh yeah the interesting part about serena's story
is that uh she flies to a local guard regiment
ship that was a ship that she fucked with the
food shipment and they bring her and the other
individual on there and tell the the guards to
whisk her away as quickly as humanly possible
to the kitchen and make sure none of the crew
sees them. And yeah, I think Serena malice or
Greta Verne is one of the most interesting and
genuinely a compelling horror villain in like
40 K because the number she racked up insane.
And also the washer in the rain. We don't know
what that is. We it's never explained. Is it
a warp born monstrosity? I don't know, is it
a giant alien that just somehow can detect when
vast quantities of murder have happened? I don't
know, we know at least one of those is true,
but it's never been brought up ever again. Hell
yeah, and that's a hell of a good submission
though. Damn. Bro's got me locked in so hard
I actually shut up. All the chat was just like,
we need a wave check from Hal because he's not
moving. I don't have a wave check. Yeah. Do you
do wave check for everyone, Hal? I mean, it's
just hair. It's just hair. It's just white boy
hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can a white boy just
act up sometimes? Andy, we have donations. We
do. We have about 20 -odd. My bad, G. That's
all right. I thought at first you were going
to say before, and I'll get into the second bit
later, but I was like, oh, no, I've interrupted
you. So we'll get back to your second part later.
But to start us off, I'll do a few and then hand
it over to Colin, then hand it off to Connor
and then Hal, I think. So do like five each on
like a rotation. So Sanguinius is number one
wing lubricator. 500 rust. Asking everyone, you're
armed with a melee weapon of your choice and
some leather armor, and you're getting jumped
by goblins with crappy swords. How many of you
are sending to Bone Daddy Nagash? 782. I mean,
specific numbers? Depends. I have a feeling I'm
that kind of guy who I'll immediately try and
run away or fall over and break my neck. That's
probably going to be my fate, to be honest. I
mean, I don't know. I'm probably just going to
swing wildly, maybe get one and then get jumped
by ten. Break at least one's neck. Yeah. uh arthur
how many are you taking with you okay so how
many is this a number or is this just like a
do you think you could make it because honestly
i don't know i think i could make it like i'm
i'm in good shape i'm combat trained i don't
need the sword it's fine we're cool mm -hmm so
you're saying eight thousand until i drop like
it like i'm like this is this is literally just
like the how many toddlers could you take in
a fight argument all over again now i will state
this is also the answer to this question weirdly
enough is the same is like do they all have the
brains of a goblin or are they all like what
do you mean by that goblin so like okay so when
so this question i always like the idea is like
oh yeah uh 100 men versus one gorilla well a
gorilla wouldn't fight 100 men so it has to be
the brain of a gorilla that would fight to the
death 100 men is this like goblins or goblins
that will like bloodlusted goblins yeah like
goblins that will actually fight you until they
die do you mean do you mean like if we kill like
67 of them the rest of them will run well i wouldn't
even say that because i mean like goblins are
probably not going to be likely to fight you
if you pick one up and grab them by the head
and the ankles and rip them the fucking half
so if you do that enough they're gonna be like
nah nah i'm good saying we got a few from nomius
so first of all he became a member thank you
very much hey guys how are you thank you i have
finally decided to join the discord group only
to find myself in the voice chat reading a comic
about zootopia and wow donkey man i will not
forget nor forgive you for that i'm thinking
rbs it's being a donkey stream late due to how
looning of the zootopia yeah and then i can't
every time this man is saying this fire emblem
in hentai games i lost all my shame wow um Incoming
backup. We don't celebrate Halloween here, but
in the spirit of horror, I remind you of the
scariest thing ever. Boingob is dead and will
never return to us. Don't say that. Our Lord
and Savior. And Merry Halloween. Shit, wrong
one. Let me try again. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy
Halloween. Nailed it. Hope the day is lovely.
Thank you. Thanks, man. Ryan Tanner with the
two books of the homeless fentanyl user costume,
Colin. Wow. Thanks. You put a lot of effort into
it. My costume never showed up. I know. Yeah.
Oh, man. Maratha's designated toilet with the
five Canadian dollars. Hey, look, it's the Monopoly
money. Hmm. The scariest part of Warhammer 40
days is knowing Gav Thorpe is in charge of Eldar
lore. I only said that because I wanted to see
if Bone Man would say anything. He didn't. Well,
at least I don't have Gav Thorpe. Actually, I
can't even say that. Gav Thorpe. Wait. Yeah,
Gav Thorpe is also in charge of leaks of Outan
lore. Yeah. Also happy birthday, Colin. I hope
your testicles are doing well. What happened
to your nutsack? Nothing. I don't think. It's
good to check them now and again for lumps. Yeah,
obviously. It's not even Gav Thorpe. It's Gav
Thorpe and Nick Kime. I'm so fucking caught.
That's a combo, man. Zenon with the 10 euros.
Arthur, I have a Dominus Nox. Your housing situation
is better. It is. Can't wait for you to talk
about your favorite Primark Magnus. It follows
me. It goes with me wherever the fuck I go. I
can't escape it. I fucking... You know what?
I appreciate you looking out for me. My housing
situation is fantastic right now. I have settled
into the new place. It was a little rocky comically
enough when I moved in after the fire, like week
one, I still had like a dislocated and sprained
knee. So I was working to get that shit settled.
And it's hard to move furniture when you're doing
that. Week two, my roommate got sick and I was
like, I'm going to be fine. And then three days
into that, I'm like, not, I got the flu as well.
So there's that. And then the week after that,
I had to go to LVO because I was registered to
be like a panel host there or not a host, but
like an interviewee there, which sucked. But
I'm back now feeling good. Knees doing slightly
better every day and the house is looking fantastic.
Thank you. And Magnus is all right. Arthur, you
have one bullet and there's Magnus Erebus and
Nick Kime in the room. Who gets it? Me? I don't
know. Erebus. I don't actually hate Magnus. I
don't hate any of those individuals. Nick Keim.
Nick Keim can write good books. I really do think
that he's a talented author when he writes something
that he wants to. I just think, hot take, Salamander's
lore is just boring. He just got a bad rap because
of that. Yeah. I didn't hear anybody complaining
about his inclusion into the lore of the Votan.
I haven't read that yet because I've got to read
all of the Dawn of Fire series because I've heard
that the Wolf Times are bad. That's the next
one on the book and I'm on the list and I've
heard it's bad. It's the only one I've read of
that series because I did Wolf Month. It's okay.
I was expecting... flesh terror chaplain cover
book levels are bad, but it's not that bad. It
could be worse. Fair enough. A set member for
two months in Minion we trust. Oh, God. We're
never proud of ourselves anymore. Is that still
for you, Colin? Paralyzed tortoise with the two.
I am sending various toxins to you, Colin. You,
me. Thanks, guys. Really appreciate it. Bunny
Cop for five bucks. Happy Halloween, Lord Crimes.
Moved to Texas Plains. From Texas Plains to Deepwood,
Arkansas with my roleplay buddy. Still following
you guys. Colin, give Athena treats. I don't
have treats in my room, but I can pet her. I
was about to say. Yay! Moved with my roleplay
buddy. Is that just... Are we dropping new names
for partners now? Oh, dog. Dog, dog, dog, dog,
dog. Hello, dog. That's a huge dog. No, Colin's
just that short. I know. Bro's the same height
as Hello Kitty. It's my ass, don't be. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Don't say that to me. Name is Chomsky.
Yes. I'll go find you. Oh, God. Andy, you may
be proud. I've expected everything, but you have
managed to surprise me. Colin, on the other hand.
I'm going to put some tape on your chip, Gnomeus.
Matt271, 10 bucks. Glad I finally caught you
guys live. In the theme of the season, I am now
a Flesh Eater court player after winning an army
in an auction, such as the Power of Nagash. That's
good, man. Started playing them recently. Pretty
fun. Matt Eckhart for 10 bucks. Happy Halloween,
nerds. I have been able to watch... Oh, I haven't
been able to watch live for a long time, but
I wanted to let you guys know that I appreciate
you. Appreciate you too, man. Been sub since
Black Templar's vid. I don't even remember when
we did that. Second video. Love you too, Arthur.
Yay! Yeah, man. Thanks. Dank Apostle. The 14
Tsar, which sounds quite cool. Malum Kado haunts
Leandros' nightmares. Another one from another
35 Tsar from the Dank Apostle. Setra is the only
one whose ego is greater than Nagash's. Indeed.
And then the last one I'll do is just know me
as Chomsky for two euros. Certified street Nagash.
Wow. We mean minimum wage workers get the misery
pit. It's Barbant. I like that. barbon that's
fun to say nz with the five new zealand dollars
howdy gentlemen glad to see you again shut up
phone hope arthur's things have gotten better
hmm five bucks the hal supercut beta is at 75
rendered the link will be in the members only
channel in the lore crimes discord join both
damn it well thank you oh no i'm not proud of
this dealer uh skrit stream is sponsored by grundle
snitch use code yes off your warp dust order
rude in moon rot vats one puff may invite poltergeists
nagash's plans failing and minion hallucinations
oh yeah just like a warning about that it'll
actually remove your ball seam so like The ball
seam. Just in case you were worried. I don't
know. Maybe some guys like having the ball seam.
I don't know. Is it like a fingerprint? Is everyone's
unique? Let's all compare. I don't know if I
should be talking to you, Arthur, because I'm
willing to go further, and I need to stop myself.
I'm willing to say the worst thing. I'm willing
to go down with the ship. Colin knows, I have
once angered Colin so much that he almost started
swinging at me in person. Wow. It was pretty
fun. I was so fucking tilted in that moment.
Yeah, I know. You, Pharaoh, kept treating me
like I'm a fuckin' five year old. Oh yeah, and
only halfway through I realized I was wrong,
I just kept going just to see how far I could
push you. That was really funny. Mish Mash was
probably waiting for me to start fuckin' crying.
Yeah. Do you wanna read the next one, Arthur?
Ahem! Ahem! Eli's most excessively hung Bretonian
stable boy 27 sec. Mr. Bones boning the balding
boys in his basement. raw 666 with the five dollars
what scares me is gw prices and i am supporting
their decisions including their prices plus death
of tts by being a consumer had to make the joke
there's no joke there uh pando plays with the
10 bones question for arthur When are you going
to read actually good books like Thankful's trilogy?
His trilogy is so much better than the trash
that passes for Night Lords. Hey, die. Also,
I don't know. I'll read it at some point. I mean,
yeah. Hi, Marthie V. Fake money. Hey, yo. okay
cry about it mr where were you guys when he was
making fun of my monopoly money okay uh blood
bull uh soon working on it literally not right
now but like before the stream uh bunny cop two
dollars no innuendo just my boy just my body
moved in he has a gf you know what yeah that's
fine bunny we didn't tell yeah Eli's most successively
hung Bretonnian stable boy for 65 sec. Colin,
why are there tissues on the chair? Wow, that's
actually really fucked up. Ziploc bags. Oh, so
you cum in Ziploc bags? Yeah, dude, I like to
put it in the freezer as a snack for later. Oh,
it was a little tongue -tied. It's called bulking.
P .S. Do the waterbed jiggle and wiggle at night?
You're so brave to not hide the recession like
your buds. That's an air mattress because I'm
still not in my house yet because ISPs deserve
I'm convinced there's no house now. 20 Great
British Fun Bucks from Xenon. I know Arthur raised
Spear of Faith. I'm going to just say it wrong
to piss you guys off now. So damn good. Did you
get around to reading The Remnant Blade? No,
but it is on my list because it actually looked
really good. If you didn't do YouTube or other
YouTube stuff, would you ever consider being
the voice for American pharmaceutical adverts?
If you have penis enlargement pills, but then...
if you want, you know, speak to this, your local
doctor, see if it's worth it for you. I feel
like your voice would be amazing for that, because
it sounds like you're willing to do it. My sister
just brought me Chex Mix. Oh, yeah. I was in
radio for like two years, so I have like a history
of advertisements for that kind of shit, so yeah.
I have done it. It is quite fun. Damn. Should
we do... I say, should we do the next before
we get more? We'll keep going. So thank you guys
as well. So much. Really, really generous. Should
we get because we'll never get around to it.
Should we get to the next? Go, go, go. Oh, OK.
Oh, it's me. Oh, God. Yeah. I didn't. All right.
Go then. I would like to bring an offering, an
offering, can't speak, an offering to the group,
which I think people will judge me for. I bring,
oh, I'm going to talk about Talos later, but
I'm going to bring to the group Eidolon, and
I need people to hear me out on this one. Everyone
here, I'm sure, is somewhat familiar with Eidolon,
but for the uninitiated, he is a, well, Lord
Commander says Commander and the Emperor's children.
You first see him in Horus Rising where Mr. Chuckles
himself, Torgadon, points out how much his plan
is a complete... utter failure and essentially
he is the he is the man who smells like dog shit
you know in this room because whatever he's done
is a tactical error beyond measure and you know
he's basically a bit of a loser you're thinking
why would you choose this guy who's a bit of
a loser because i like losers and suddenly uh
the loser gets scary so as the horror's heresy
is beginning As my favourite point, which scares
other characters, Horus and Abaddon at one point
when they're above Isfahan 3, they suddenly respect
Eidolon, which is unearned, in my opinion, unearned.
But this is because Eidolon is a complete bastard.
He has... No regard for anyone's life. He's willing
to kill his own friends and brothers. But again,
that's not that crazy compared to other traitors
at this point in the horror's heresy. That's
pretty normal. What happens, what I like, it's
a bit spicy. The guy gets his head cut off. I
don't know if you guys have tried that. It's
not very bonita. The kids don't do that these
days. Fulgrim at one point is possessed by the
demon after the Isfahan V massacre. And he just,
you know, I wish it was more like the lion one
where he just backhands Nemiel's head in, I think,
isn't it? He just backhands it in. But I think
demon, well, it's quote unquote demon Fulgrim,
where it's not actually demon Fulgrim. Cosplaying
Demon Fulgrim cuts off his head. All the other
Emperor's children, Lucius, the little bitch
that he is, runs up and starts lapping at Eidolon's
leaking fluids going and spilling into their
drinks and their wine. This is where he actually
becomes an interesting character, though, because
they take the head, they gift it to Fabius Bile,
and he kind of just puts it back on somehow.
Later on in some of the short stories, or no,
it's Angel Exterminatus, they reveal that Eidolon
is back, baby. He's better than ever. He's no
longer a coward to be owned by mustache men.
He is better than ever, but as always, with age
and anything else, he just got extremely ugly.
This is not what makes him scary, though, but
I will add to the terrifying feature of what
he was a very pretty... pompous you know resplendent
like you know fulcrum gene seed enhanced man
now he looks like i mean i know one would be
fair to say that he looks like a wrinkled ball
sack um i don't know was there any other way
to describe like how he looks rather than he
just kind of yeah he he despite the obviously
the emperor's children being corrupted by slanesh
he slowly is turning into what was like the ugliest
mf in the entire legion and this is where he
goes on this arc where basically he's always
been pompous arrogant he's had some surgeries
to or unwillingly by fabius bile to give him
the loudest scream in the room and it you know
melts people it destroyed the war singer in other
parts of law again not super scary yet uh until
It gets a bit later down in the Horus Heresy
where Eidolon is no longer an idiot anymore,
which I know is surprising. And during the mid
part of the Horus Heresy, he's been learning.
He's like, okay, okay, I've been learning. And
he's also slightly been enhanced. He's getting
corrupted by chaos. And they've been fighting
the White Scars for a few years in the Deep Void.
And he's learned. And to the point where he's
even... He's now increased his combat skills
to the point where he's able to take down, he's
in the start of his play, but he's able to take
down Terminators like Kinshaw, is it Andy? From
the White Scars in that particular novel. So
he's out there. He's the first captain, yeah.
He ends up killing some pretty notable characters.
He's learned new tactics. And what makes him
more scary is that he fully... In other Emperor's
Children characters, they've not embraced chaos
corruption quite like Eidolon does. Eidolon,
his plate has been transfigured into almost like
a mirror of his own self, in which his armour
plates glean and shimmer with kind of like an
oil slick pattern, but it's obviously... created
through chaos corruption itself when he's in
the room he's willing to snort a civilian population
uh just because he's fully embracing slanesh
corruption whereas others in the legion like
lucius and all that they kind of unwittingly
are dragged down he's known to turn people into
concoctions and other things his favorite thing
in the meantime as well is also help corrupt
other legionaries of different legions he invites
iron warriors onto his ship but what i really
like about this character and what makes him
more terrifying recently is that during the end
of this uh horrors heresies before the siege
of terror begun he starts to get haunted i don't
know if everyone has read his uh personal i don't
know if you read his uh own standalone book yet
for Horus Heresy? No, I'm actually not that far
in the Horus Heresy, weirdly enough. Well, this
one's like quite good standalone, but this guy,
Eidolon is kind of been leading the Emperor's
children, whilst Fulgrim is a, you know, snake
meat puppet thing. And Eidolon's getting haunted.
Something's haunting him. Someone's attacking
their ships. Something is going a bit wrong.
There's a part where they... Essentially, now
they're at the end of the Horus Heresy, the entire
ships, the people, everything in his largest
contingent of Emperor's children, they've become
terrifying to the point in which their serfs
around them don't want to make eye contact in
case they are the next plaything, necessarily.
He sits on this throne of melded people and other
bits, and Eilon's arrogance is finally backed
up by his power and his ambition. But they're
getting haunted. So something is going a bit
wrong. And it turns out, I can really sum this
up quite shortly. He's being haunted by himself
because when he died, this created like his soul
kind of half entered the warp, half didn't. So
when he came back to life, a part of his soul
was broken off and Fulgrim did some funny with
it. Fulgrim did some funny with it and he turned
it into its own kind of chaos entity. And this
thing essentially wants him to embrace chaos
in the way that Fulgrim has. And he spends this
entire story essentially battling against it.
He's quite powerless against it for quite a lot
of the book. They end up meeting up with some
Sons of Horus legionaries at this planet just
before Terra. And Eidolon... basically fully
embraces himself to the point where like i'll
kill anyone now and so they actually attack the
sons of horus legionaries and they just won't
obviously tell horus that they did that but they
end up fighting their own legionaries who they
see what eidolon has become he has his power
maul who's where you know he doesn't kill people
slowly they end up like taking prisoners they
torture people to an unholy end and the terrifying
part about him is he went down the path which
was where his like demon like rest of his soul
he fought against it and he eventually sacrificed
his own half soul to slanesh to essentially declare
like i don't want to be a demon i want to be
a mortal like a starty in the universe so i can
do more heinous So like he wasn't like being
a demon is like, oh, you go do funny stuff in
the war. That's not enough for me. I need to
go do unspeakable acts in the mortal verse. I
wish to kill, conquer, torture, maim, but all
that good stuff. And he ends up sacrificing his
own like half of in honor of Slaanesh, who is
pleased. Fulgrim turns up and he tells Fulgrim
to his face. He is a pussy. He basically tells
him, you're weak because you became a full -on
demon, whereas you have to be doing stuff with
the warp, and Fulgrim's about to choke him out,
which he's probably enjoying, because everything
smells amazing and pleasure. Yeah, he's just
loving it. Fulgrim almost kills him, but he decides
not to, because obviously the writers have made
it. So he was already alive later. So, you know,
nothing happens in stories where characters are
still alive later. Eidolon will essentially embrace
his destiny into being, again, like you think
of other legions and other characters, they just
take people like, you know, they have servants.
No, this guy would then go on to essentially
form a 10 ,000 year reigning empire from the
emperor's children home world where it is. entirely
a world of torture pain pleasure he is in charge
of the largest contingent of emperor's children
and he's there's not a single like even in other
characters where you see that they fall to chaos
there was something good in them there's nothing
redeeming about this guy uh again i don't think
he's the scariest character in warhammer but
he gets a shout out from me simply because he's
gone through a kind of elevation where like he
was pathetic in the beginning And now when you
read him in later Horus Heresy books, he's quite
terrifying. And he can, again, sonic scream people
to death. But most of the time, again, this is
the guy who, he doesn't want to be lost in the
warp doing endless stuff. He wants to be out
there ruining everybody's day. He does quite
a few horrible, I can't remember every detail
of it, but he does quite a few horrible, like
torturous things to... other legionaries of other
traitor legions he just doesn't care anymore
he in he and what i really want to get across
is he's loving this every single second he's
he's having the most fun out of everybody now
because he's now no longer a bitch he's very
much turned into like that's like i get it's
hard to write them out that somehow they managed
to do it but he's turned into someone who's generally
quite terrifying in a sense of oh, if Abaddon
shows up, I'll die. And then if Eidolon shows
up, I'm hoping I die because it's going to be
a fate worse than death most of the time because
he's just doing things for fun. That is my offer
to the group for anyone there. And I guess, Andy,
do you have another? What's terrifying for you?
What's yours, sir? What's your poison? No, thank
you. So mine is specifically because a particular
quote, which I would like to read out once I've
done a little preamble. It's Fabius Bile. Like,
yeah, ha ha ha. He's the he's the Dr. Frankenstein
of Warhammer. Again, an emperor's children like
Eidolon. He's scary because he can he can mess
with the genetics of people. He makes abominations.
He has a rod. fabius has a rod and it hurts um
it's like literally if it's if it touches you
like inflames every pain receptacle in your entire
body that's okay um but i wanted to read an excerpt
from a james swallow book oh yeah man man loves
his james swallows does he swallow the pain rod
We've made that joke before. It's good every
time. Man, you can't have shit here. This wedding
is horse shit. But I wanted to read out an excerpt
of the Blood Angels Omnibus. And to give you
an idea, this is about Sergeant Raffen. He is
captured and taken to basically an experiment
planet that's run by Fabius. He has a facility
surrounded by Tyranids. And you're like, that's
weird. So the entire planet is... covered in
tyranids, apart from this one base. And they
swarm around it, but they never try to go inside.
You're like, that's weird. How has Fabius managed
to do that? And basically, Raffen stages a prison
break. He kills Fabius twice, and then he's still
on the run. You're like, how is this guy still
alive? And he manages to basically rally the
other space marine experiments who have all been
implanted. with little larvae tyranids that will
burst from their chests if they repel, but they
basically get around that a little bit. And they
fight their way up to the top of the tower of
the big experimental lab, and this is what happens
here. They find something. Bile's pet, said Vector
with a nod. Raffan studied the beast coldly,
distended and horribly warped by its massive
brain, nearly half the mass of the hyperphallic
hydro... Hydrocephalic's tyrannid psychic creature
was made up by its huge head. A hammer -shaped
mass of blackened chitin armor over pulsating
pink matter. A drooling mouth of yellowed fangs
hung open, serpent tongues lolling out and dripping
thin fluid. Roomy eye pits glared back at him
from beneath a bony cowl, and even in the alien's
expression, the blood angel could sense a palpable,
ready hatred. Beneath the bloated head, a sinuous
body barbed with protrusions and strange tusks
finned into a long barbed tail that hung like
a piece of dead meat. Wicked talons the length
of a man's forearm were curled up against the
zoanthrope's torso. Every now and then, they
would twitch in palsy. Alone, the Xenos thing
was horror enough, but there was more here. Raw,
edged wounds filled with blood that would not
clot, seeping from incisions on the alien's spine.
Flays of skin peeled back and held in place by
heavy iron spikes revealed a swollen bolus of
glistening flesh that hung loose towards the
floor. Pipes, wet with ichor, penetrated every
part of the alien's torso. With each labored,
breathy exhalation, the creature made faint traceries
of fine dust were drawn up the tubes, away into
sockets on the curved walls. Rough and dead,
take a deeper look. and the Zoanthrope showed
more teeth, but the gesture seemed cursory and
without real intent. Peering at the sack, he
saw movement within it, and heard a faint keening.
Instantly the maggot in his chest flexed, making
him choke. He saw the same reaction from the
others, with disgust. Ralfon watched the sack
pucker, and from it fell a newborn parasite,
shiny with wet mucus. They're everywhere, said
Lyco, almost gagging on the words. Look, he pointed
up with his sword, concentrating on the shadows.
Raffen's vision grew definite as he saw that
the crimson fist meant. What he had first thought
might be spoil heaps or piles of shed matter
were slowly moving masses of the maggot parasites.
Little wonder these things chain implanted in
us are so agitated, said Nisos. They sensed the
closeness of these others. Raffen paused, turning
back to the wheezing Zoanthrope. Closer now,
and he could see it was weak and sickly. The
flesh of the Xenos was pallid, and the surface
of its chitin armor was pitted and cracked. A
fetid air of necro - decay shrouded the thing
the alien's head tilted to present him with a
jaundiced milky eye and he felt a wash of telepathic
energy over him the blood angel shuddered but
held fast the sensation passed as quickly as
it had come a creature like this began the tauren
it could shatter our minds with a single thought
perhaps once but not now bile has made it his
slave Rafa nodded. He could see the lines of
sutures along the curvature of the zoanthrope's
skull, the places where Fabius' chirurgeon had
bored into the alien's brain matter and lobotomized
it. The traitor shows cunning as ever, he said.
Just like this fortress, he has taken what he
could here and perverted it to his own ends.
If this zoanthrope is the breed so for the parasites,
began Nisos. He retched. Emperor, preserve us.
We are tainted by the blood of the alien. Calm
yourself, said Vector. We'll wait over who is
sullied, with that when that task at hand is
complete. He turned to Rathen, his blind eye
sockets blank, and without pity. We must kill
this thing. Aye. His psychic might is at Bile's
command. If he uses it to forge a warp gate,
he will be lost to us. But the protection, the
pheromones, I abhor the Xenos as much as any
Astartes, but if it dies, what then? The Blood
Angels studied the mechanisms drawing the scent
chemicals from the Zoanthrope's gland clusters.
The veil will fall. Any terranid predators close
by will be drawn to the fortress. So we kill
the Zoanthrope and its kindred will come and
consume us all. But if we let it live, Bile will
flee. There is no debate to be had here. He raised
the barbed bolter and aimed at the alien creature's
head. He tensed, expecting it to lash out, to
strike at him in some wild, final effort. Instead,
the Zoanthrope folded down its claws and bowed
to him, the chains about it slackening. Nessos
hesitated before taking aim with the lasgun.
Curious. They must know what we are about to
do. Vector nodded. It's been a prisoner here
longer than any of us. I doubt the arch traitor's
cruelty was any less towards any for its originators.
It wants to die. A wish we will grant, Rathen
replied. This man made a tyranid, big spooky
bug men, basically say, mercy, kill me, please,
and bowed to a space marine because it was in
that much pain. That's freaking scary. I don't
know. I read that the first time and I was like,
wow. We talk a lot about cruelty and space marines,
night lords, all that stuff. And then you got
Bile, who's using its own offspring as a way
to torture prisoners in a big sadism experiment
complex surrounded by its kindred and is committing
so many atrocities against it without it dying
that it wants a space marine to off it. It's
pretty brutal. Pretty brutal. Anyone who the
Dark Eldar think has some good ideas is probably
a fucking monster. The man who helped make people
furniture is probably not a good guy. And at
the end of that book, Raffan chucks him off the
top of that big fortress. Bile falls into the
pit of Tyranids and is torn apart. And then the
epilogue is like another Bile registering that
one of his clones has died and being like, meh.
Oh, well, wow. What an asshole. That time. That's
crazy. Yeah. Reminds me of like, I think one
of the scariest things that like, we don't talk
about, like people talk about it, but people
don't actually like, like talk about it. Talk
about it. Is the dark mechanic. I'm like, people
talk about how crazy dark mechanic is, but no
one ever has exact references. um but like the
butcher surgeons from uh dark sky black sun and
how they literally just see people as parts to
be used to make other things i mean so does like
that that uh warhammer animation where it's the
guy who's a guardsman and it's like the whole
thing is he could he might live he might survive
and then he's turned into a lobotomized servitor
the mechanicus doesn't treat people with much
see anyway but then oh you're worse than the
mechanicus yeah okay okay i would think gribblies
you're putting in him what would probably make
me genuinely like shit my pants is that there's
that titan the the enormous chaos titan isn't
that i don't i can't remember the name of it
it's the one isn't it possessed by corn or a
corn demon i know exactly what you're talking
about the thing has like six chainsaw arms it's
awesome isn't it like but like it's enormous
though isn't it yeah uh i know what you're talking
about it's like i think it's the largest titan
yeah isn't it called the abominatus abominatus
yeah yeah yeah i love the single canonical art
we have of it done by john blanche because it's
it's just keep putting on it it's funny i just
i think if i saw that though because i just i
just know there's nothing i could do it's just
nothing no i wouldn't be afraid though it would
depend on what music was playing at the time
like if rob zombie was blasting in the background
i'd just be like fuck it might as well go down
swinging that's awesome i mean to be fair the
chainsaws it has are the size of buildings so
there's not going to be much left of you of one
swing i'd i'd rather that than bile being like
i'm gonna put some pipes in you and i'm gonna
staple your skin to the ceiling and i'm going
to like do all this weird shit like no Please
don't. Don't turn me into the church organ, please,
Daddy. Don't turn me into a xylophone, please.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You turned my balls into one
of those clacker things. Was that a thing about...
Does anyone here watch Scrubs? A while ago, not
much. Didn't they have an episode where, like...
One of the characters talked about how like,
oh, you get like a fake because they've lost
a testicle. They put a fake one in. And so I
said, you can get a hand warmer testicle. And
I was like, you know what? Mechanicum, that be
the future, though. Hand warmer sack. Sign me
right up. I say, Andy, that's a pretty, again,
Fabio's bottle is disgustingly inhumane. Yet,
despite him having the capacity to. be like that
so you know we'll we'll always be forever impressed
but like i always feel with abby it's like it's
just like oh it's so close to him being nice
and then i get reminded of he's like oh yeah
he's the people furniture person and i know i've
mentioned it before but there's also that thing
where when in one of his books a demon confronts
him say hey you asshole you like shot a poison
concoction at me and i died and you banished
me to the warp you fucking suck it's like oh
he'll get over he's a demon oh okay On a first
-name basis with a demon that you burned with,
like, chemicals to death, and you got away with
it? How do you do that? Huh? What? You kill them
a lot. Like, a lot, a lot. Yeah. Stronger answering.
Should we do another round of... I think there's
been quite a few donos again. Thank you, Chris.
I need to run to the bathroom real quick during
the donos, if that's quite alright, gentlemen.
Drop a deuce, it's alright. No, I just gotta...
First one from NotApplicable for 10. Long -time
viewer. First time on stream. Pay respects. Fulfilled
my Bretonian murder quota a few days ago after
I saw the man look at death claw weird in his
glory. Carl Francis presence. Hail Sigma. Hail
Sigma, male grindset. Donkeyman. Hell's Bells.
The Super Cup beta is at 1 hour 11. You're doing
the Lord's work. NotApplicable. Again, man. See?
Main event Virgil. Hal, it was nice to see you
take a break from gooning to watch Paul's stream.
Or was it on your second stream? Mr. Bones never
stopped being a weird freak. What did I do this
time? I don't know. Okay, whatever, man. Do you
feel like you get the reputation of weird as
well, Arthur, but it's like unearned? Oh no,
it's totally earned. I put a lot of hours in.
excessively hung bretonian stable by nay um sad
eli passed away feeling pretty flaccid right
now flaccid right now uh eli is with the in -laws
so um yeah i just want to say If you're ever
in a situation where you have to type out or
say the sentence, it doesn't matter the context.
There's very few places. But if you have to say
pretty flaccid right now as a declarative open
sentence. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. You're
not in the right spot in life. But like, hey,
thank you anyway. You see most people who come
on as guests, by the way, are pretty shocked.
the donations oh no i'm the king of writing a
bit into the end so like i'm good uh name is
chomsky for uh 10 euros arthur i've heard that
things got better for you and for that i'm happy
so when are you going to move in with colin i
wonder who of you two can cook better andy king
and yellow confirmed uh the answer is me fucking
duh uh bro and ironically eats dunkaroos I don't
know. I was planning on visiting him relatively
recently just so we could go on a little side
quest adventure. I don't know how that's going.
Life has been happening a lot for me and some
shit has changed behind the scenes that I forgot
to mention to Colin to see what's going on. We
will figure it out. Alexander McCabe for 10 bucks.
A friend of mine and her fiance got into 40k
recently. She likes Thousand Sons. He likes Sororitas.
Naturally, I pointed them towards you. Hey, T
-Sons, baby. She likes Thousand Sons and he likes
Sororitas naturally. I must admit, I... I went
to Alex Quits the Nerds party and Sam Malaterra
was there. And there was like half of us into
Warhammer and doing Warhammer stuff and the other
half were just regular people. And it was just
Alex trying to bring people into the cult. And
he was like, ignore him. Run. Run away now. There's
so many books. How do you guys explain what you
do when people ask? It comes in phases. I don't
know, because then you have to explain what Warhammer
is. I always just start with, do you know what
Warhammer is? And then most people go, eh. I
just say I do YouTube and talk about games and
shit. Yeah, literally. That's the phase. Phase
one is like, oh, what do you do for a living?
I'm just like, I'm a content creator online.
Depending on the age, I'll be like, if they're
under the age of 40, I'm usually like, oh, I'm
a YouTuber. that's how i do my shit and i'm like
oh they're usually like okay but if they're over
50 i'm like oh i'm a content creator online i
just make videos that people laugh at and then
phase two is if they're like oh what kind of
content do you make i'm like well there was this
media franchise that was created in the 80s and
they've published about 10 to 50 books every
year and people want to get into the franchise
so i just basically play the part of like cliff
notes spark notes whatever to make sure it's
easy for them to get into it probably post on
only bones I usually go, I do YouTube, and if
they go what kind, I'll say, I'm a historian
for a made -up setting. I think that's fairly
succinct. Yeah, no, that's fair. You want this
one, Hal? Oh, yeah. Tyboros the colorblind wake
for five bucks. Good to see you again, brother.
I'll be nice since it's my favorite day. Happy
Halloween, fellas. Happy Halloween. including
you, Connor. You need to get better tasting insulin.
Or insulation, by the way. Insulin. Hey, listen.
I didn't make the house. It just caught fire.
Wow. That is a fucking name. Holy shit. I'm pretty
sure if someone said that one out loud, it would
make my furniture. Insulin. Megamaliacal. Sorry,
Colin. You go ahead. Go on, Colin. uh shalaxy's
insulin veined megalomaniacal cock of woe with
the two canadian dollars not even five just two
with a name like that you should be fucking drowning
in cash oh they're a regular duck pool he's a
regular regular fucking titties in the profile
picture it's gandalf by the way yeah gandalf's
big natural is awesome Call me the pits of Moria
because I'm going in. No one reads those books.
No one cares. Just read the comment. I didn't
even get to read it yet. Good on you. No, he
lost his chance. Now he has to make a fan mad
because he wasted it. Happy Halloween, guys,
and hell. Xenon with the five euros. I have to
shout out the book, Tears of Rofalia. Rafaela,
I don't fucking know. Elementor Eliminator, trying
to save people and a planet in the final stages
of tiered consumption. Can I shout out a comment?
by the way uh the resident raven said he clearly
likes his cheese drippy bro i don't know what
the context of that is earlier every time okay
side note colin can attest to this every time
without fail whenever i go to the united states
i get a fucking lunchly just because they're
they're like not allowed to be distributed in
canada to my knowledge so i have to so yeah that's
all the chemicals yeah that's like out of everything
to get that Yeah, and? Just do like drugs. They're
more illegal in my country than yours. Yeah,
so then by your logic, that makes them better
because Lunchly's illegal there. Do you want
to do a few, Connor, and then I'll take the last
couple? I think this was for me. Oh, okay, you
can do this one then. Scumbag loot goblin. I
like that. The five bucks. Happy Halloween, everyone.
Colin, thanks for your great videos. I bought
some more Hammer Fantasy and Gouching Felix books.
Can't wait to read them. I'm glad I could help
you get into it. Nice. This person should die.
JP 10, I'm assuming. Australian. Australian dollars?
Or the typeface was just kind of weird and his
name is actually JPA. I don't know. Yonari content
when? P .S. Colin needs to read Voidsguard, the
Corsair novel, so I'm not the only disappointed
one. Oh, damn. That's a Mike Brooks one. I like
Mike Brooks. He's done some pretty good stuff.
Yeah, the Lion book is great. oh this dracon's
mighty schlong no i just put that one in i'm
ad -libbing here slash pancreas has tumor five
dollars uh for mr worth our boner fmk your three
co -hosts happy halloween gooners all of them
all in all at once Okay. Shalaxy's insulin -veined
megalomaniacal cock of woe, five Canadian dollars.
Eli gives mediocre head for seven dollars outside
the food bank on three -fifths of Man Avenue.
Hal is just Hal. Yikes, indeed. Colin is a yandere
for Mommy Andy. That is a word salad. I feel
like that was something that I'd see in the insides
of a 60s penitentiary. I feel like people came
for the Warhammer and they're just stunned by
the absolute goblins you guys all are in the
chat. I hope the last bit wasn't asking me for
my comment. Andy? I don't know. What do you want
me to say? Andy's too precious to be insulted.
Leave him alone. Alright. couple more raw 666
10 dollars which sea space marine i'm assuming
chaos space marine is the biggest coward the
night lords that only go after the weak or either
of the plague marine slash thousand sons that
join chaos in fear of death um i don't know your
mother arthur what are you on and I'm gonna pick
Eremen, just because, I don't know. Eremen? Is
that how you say that? Eremen. His name starts
with A, which means he was the first letter of
the alphabet, so he's picked for that. Man's
such a coward, he can't even stick to the main
plot of his own books. Yeah, I'd stuff Eremen
like a turkey. What? I'm actually disappointed
in you for the first time. Because Ironman generally
is not worth it, Colin. You actually deserve
better. Like, I'm surprised you think so low
of yourself. Alright. Any part in a storm, you
really need to go out more. I'm just saying.
Getting terminal. Is that next one, Andy? I've
got a couple more. I'll do the last couple. Super
Orlok for $4 .99. Wow, I don't think I've ever
superchatted on this channel before. Hi, Mr.
Bone Man as well. Thank you. And the last one
for now. JP for five. Got my daughter into Warhammer
40k. Just had to convince her K -pop demon stars
were on the setting. Now I'm here bashing them
into a kill team. Dude, just use House Escher
models or something. I did get my little nephews.
They've had a look at Warhammer models. They're
not allowed to touch them because they're too
spiky. Everyone's going to be like, I painted
these. Don't touch. They're a piece of art. We
begin the corruption now. They have witnessed
Thousand Sons models and they like them. Therefore,
we have already purged any notion of good taste
and we will get them into Warhammer as soon as
possible. Connor, who do you think is worse off?
Beastmen players looking for new releases or
Escher gangers looking for 3D printed models?
Do you really want me to crash out live on stream?
Yeah, you're okay, you're okay. Hal, do you have
another one you wanted to talk about, another
thing? I think it was, I didn't mind, did Colin
have another one, I think it was. Yeah, I got
another one. Oh, you got one, okay. Yeah, my
second one was Gotrick, because reading about
him, you know, he's the funny, wacky, angry dwarf
guy who's a living blunder. I don't want to be
within a hundred miles of this dude. if I lived
in Warhammer. Is this Godric from a... Is this
Godric from a Skaven perspective? It's Godric
from anyone's perspective that isn't his own.
Hmm. He's like... If you know what Slayers are,
they're dwarves who are destined to die in battle,
to redeem themselves for a sin they committed,
perceived, or otherwise. Because sometimes the
sin might just be you lost too much money at
dice. Because dwarves are funny like that. Well,
you know, it's Warhammer. There's a lot of things
in Warhammer that can kill you, right? There's
quite the amount of dangerous things. Most Slayers
die fairly quickly. Not all. Some of them go
for quite some time. But they're all, again,
there is no purpose in their life beyond seek
death and find something to kill you. So if you
see a Slayer, it is either mid -fight or going
to be looking for a fight. There's no in -between.
gattrick cannot die be it plot armor sometimes
in universe plot armor he needs to make it to
the end times or just because he's built too
different he shows up and murders everything
so i like and from the perspective it's you know
it's like thankful out of universe funny hilarious
rat guy i love reading about him in universe
this four foot tall living brick walks up uh
you have you are you are a 30 year old like well
-trained imperial knight well experienced he
cuts you in half like it's fucking nothing and
then complains to his little blonde bitch boy
that manling steel is just weak he's he's like
he's gotrick in warhammer fantasy and age of
sigmar is a random encounter but like a random
encounter in a game that just hates you so is
he like Is he the ebony warrior from Skyrim?
But then he's dressed as Mike the Liar, so you
don't get an idea of the power scale. Mike the
Liar. Mike. Mike. I meant Mike the Liar. Oh,
yes. Michael, my favorite. Michael. Yeah. Of
course. He's just a problem, and he frightens
everyone around him. Because if you've been around
him longer than five minutes, you've probably
seen him chop a giant's head off. And then he
looks at you and he's a very grumpy little dwarf
and he's more than willing to vent his grumpiness
by cutting your head off for bothering him. It's
he's, he's, he's more like, it's like a cross
between jump scare horror. And like, if Michael
Myers was just kind of hanging around with you
and he wasn't, you know, actively out to get
you, but he's Michael Myers. So you don't know.
he's a blender with legs it's just like when
you're playing Resident Evil and Nemesis is stalking
it's just like imagine Nemesis but much smaller
and you're not the target yeah you ever like
you ever have a friend or even you know just
someone you know okay well man you're my friend
there's colin's like biggest hater dude i'm trying
dude so i don't i don't know what it is just
like sometimes he'll say something and then like
my fucking id kicks in and i can't control it
it's just like do you hate when he breathes yeah
it's just like suddenly i'll just have something
funny to say i'm like huh let's look get him
this time he's his biggest hater yeah whether
he talks yeah quite literally uh where was i
we know you like you know someone you know who
it's just like you you need to walk on eggshells
around them because you ask how is their day
going the wrong way and now it's time for them
to decide you're basically hitler you're literally
just describing me here but like okay Can't take
short jokes as well. We can't take short jokes.
Oh wow, this really is just you. Yeah. How tall
are you, Arthur? I'm 5 '6". 2 '1". Hey, hey,
yes. I mean, Colin's 5 '6", right? He's 5 '7".
I'm a Titanic 5 '7". Sorry. Sorry. Still can't
pull no bitches for real! Run out the window
or some shit. Wah. Where? Not even going to put
the effort in. Just like, where? No, fuck you.
Are you just going to asterisk cries me now?
Is that how far down the scale you are now? Is
that it? I'm going to pulse on your beard. Yeah?
I'm going to mismatch your inspiration. I'm a
community's biggest married couple right now.
Yeah. Bruh. Godric fucking scary. He's blender.
I wish I was... I don't know where I'm going
with that. He's also incredibly sad and depressed.
He is very sad. That's a different kind. That's
not really horror, though. Jesus, no. Arthur,
did you have any... Did you have another one
to add in as well? Oh, no. I was talking about
Serena Malice and... The Watcher. I kind of have
I have one more to contribute to the group, which
I think most people will already know, but I
might as well do it. The I'm really reluctant
that I would obviously that there's obvious ones
like Comrade Curse, who's part of the Night Lords
Legion. But I want to choose specifically the
character of Savitar. Talos. Sorry, I'm doing
Saboteur on my own channel at the moment. Talos,
because I'm assuming then, Arthur, you've done
a Nightlord's Omnibus. You've read through that.
Oh, yeah. What makes Talos kind of scary is more
in the third book. So obviously he's a Nightlord.
He's tortured people. He's learned to, you know,
be up in midnight clad. Terrifying people is
just what he does. All Nightlaws are kind of
inherently terrifying. It's obviously kind of
Kurz's favorite for some reason, just because
obviously he can see parts of the future. And
Kurz is like, yeah, I know you're going to chase
after my killer who is running through a corridor
with my severed head and you'll break my edict.
Love that. I believe in one of the second book
or in one of their short stories, they do capture...
an imperial assassin if i remember correctly
and imperial assassins obviously being the deadly
creatures that they already are yeah you can't
even yeah i should probably pick one of those
to be honest but the talos of the knight laws
managed to torture an imperial assassin to the
point that the imperial assassin breaks like
and they even say like this person did really
well it took like two weeks longer than they
thought uh which is again if you're thinking
like the most handcrafted like perfect weapon
in the Imperium is then tortured to the point
where they just give up and Talos can extract
the secrets that he wants. But Talos decides,
you know what? You might as well go out with
a big bang because he always like foresees his
own like end and death and his visions are not
perfect in his gene seed. And so therefore he
decides, let's just go back to Sogwalsa where...
The Legion is like their adopted homeworld from
after they kind of nuked their own homeworld
during the Horus Heresy. They find out, because
it's been 10 ,000 years or whatever, they've
been going in and out of the warp. Time has passed.
And they arrive there. An Imperial colony has
landed there. This is... Civilians is no good.
This is considered a great sin. amongst his homies.
You know, he's pulled up on their turf, and so
they decide, well, first things first, they go
down to the planet, the colony surface, and they
just, I'm very sure, correct me if I'm wrong,
Arthur, on this, they have a skinning pit where
they just keep throwing the skinned bodies of
people from the millions or something that they
do this to. They gather up all the psychers who
are part of their uh choir and you know the navigational
choirs and they talos goes let's do a funny let's
do a big funny here because i'm really not psychotic
enough being a night lord i don't care for other
people that much uh he decides to get his navigator
is it octavia uh and he she has her psychers
you know third eye he tortures all the uh, parts
of the members of the choir, uh, of all ages.
So I say my, my man is loves a bit of diversity.
He gathers the people of all ages and they just
slowly talk to them just to the point of utter
complete, like insanity, people like a dribbling,
like gould, like flayed mess. And then he gets
his Octavia navigator and basically. exposes
her third eye to them in their souls to the point
where these psych essentially will then delve
in they'll witness the madness of the warp in
this eye and they essentially just explode through
like she basically sheer madness like of knowing
the dark truth of the warp after all of this
torture and he but every time this happens octavia
like it's affecting her too doesn't matter she
falls unconscious he just drags her around the
room and just kills each psyker one by one and
this eventually ends up creating a massive echo
in the warp it creates like a warp um wave that
essentially shatters and breaks other choirs
and navigation assistance for light years around
to the point where it creates a natural disaster
of Like, you know, on the Malice example earlier,
just disrupting normal Imperial things kills
people. This wave kills... I mean, they can't
even calculate. They don't know how many people
died because of this, but it is an untold act
of just disgusting... Like, some twisted mind
would have to come up with this, and Talos is
like, yeah, that's my big move. This is my big
stamp on the galaxy, guys. Then the Eldar show
up. um which is fun yeah and then uh i'm pretty
sure they uh jane's are they cut her legs off
and she eventually does kill all of them but
then talos just gets a grenade and goes hug me
brother and he dies with her uh which is funny
again but uh so they do end up all dying but
man talos is a As much as the book builds you
up, you kind of think, oh, he's just a funny
guy. He's a bit of a ruthless bastard. I don't
mind. And then at the end of the third book,
Aaron Densky Bowden really reminds you, no, this
guy is the worst person. He's done more damage
than most people. I mean, maybe he's killed more
people than Khan. Who knows, technically. But
yeah, he's a scum. Absolute scumbag. Eldar dub
again in the end, even though despite the Night
Lords, they run into the tunnels and they're
like, we'll ambush them and ambush them. And
Eldar's like, yeah, we'll go into your ambushes.
And Jainsar does kill everyone. I'm Jainsar,
kiss my ass. Yeah. Doesn't the Dreadnought at
the end stomp on her body? I think he doesn't
even get to kill her. A little bit. I can't remember.
It's been a hot minute since I read it. Talos
is terrifyingly because in a way in the lore
it builds you up to like him and then he just
does the most horrific thing ever and he starts
being horrible to characters who you like and
they're just vulnerable humans. He's like, I
don't give a fuck. I'm willing to burn worlds.
I don't kill worlds. I make them suffer. So shout
out to Talos for being probably the one person
you don't want to meet in an alleyway. Fabius
Bile would be like the realization of what he
could do. I just would try and end it before
Talos got his hands on me. So yeah, that is a
pretty horrifying thing. Colin, do you have an
honorable mention as well? I don't know if you
had an honorable mention. I do. I do have one
honorable mention. It was scary. In his own special
way. Balthasar Gelt. Imagine you. You are a young
imperial accountant or some whatever tax man.
The guy who keeps track of all the gold. You
hear a wizard is coming to town. All right, it's
a wizard. They're scary on their own in fantasy
and psychers in 40K, right? Weird, etheric powers.
They might explode and turn into demons. It's
rough, but he's an officially sanctioned wizard.
That's fine. It should be fine. You go about
your day. You go to work. You go to log a few
last things in the treasury. The gold is now
lead. There's no more gold. Where did it go?
He is terrifying to accountants. He is terrifying
to bankers. And perhaps most of all, he is terrifying
to economists. For he, with a wave of his hands,
can devalue your entire nation's currency by
10%. God bless this man and all of his endeavors.
Hero of the people, really. Look, if there was
a man who could save us from Wall Street, who
could be the terror of the 1%. Yeah. Isn't he
the only grand wizard? That's a different kind
of title. Isn't he the only Supreme Patriarch
who still has a bounty on his head, doesn't he?
Yeah, because he scammed a taxi driver. That's
really fucking awesome. He didn't need to do
that. No, he didn't. He just did it for the love
of the game. Like any cool guy should. We call
it the hustle. Yeah, no. Agreed. I do have a...
If anyone else has any other one, I have one
last honorable mention to gift to everyone, which
I don't know if it's... I don't know if it's...
necessarily terrifying to everybody, but I'd
like to speak a little bit, give some respect
on his name to Usharan, who is... Well, the thing
is, he's not terrifying to everybody, because
if, say you're a flesh eater, you're a ghoul,
this guy is the best thing ever. This guy is
your king, your grand ghoul king, but to you,
he doesn't look like that. He just looks like
a really big boy. He looks like a... grand knight
king literally sorry grand king uh of the night
um he is a respondent figure who cares for his
people he is loving he is honorable a little
bit fat he will admit he's been to too many parties
he even says in his own words but he's a great
guy and he wanders his realm looking after his
people now you're human so you're a you're a
little you're a little human buddy um they you'll
realize that you do not see this grand majestic
king you in fact see the biggest vampire mf you
have probably ever seen in your entire life he
is a basically primarch sized ghoul vampire uh
wearing a crown of bone his got a fur cloak and
The skulls of many are dead rattle on his chains.
And the thing is, he is terrifying not just because
of his physical imposing figure. He's terrifying
because he annihilates civilizations through
kindness. He will gift you his blood, which will
slowly rot your teeth. It will make your fingernails
lengthen. Your eyes will turn into... little
boulders of like blood like blood stone with
like little black drops in the middle and you
will start to rave mad things but don't worry
salvation does come because you will then in
his presence receive the majesty of the ghoul
king and he will declare that he loves you he
loves his people and all you have to do is go
attack other settlements human colonies live
in crypts and burrows which they again for people
who for fleshly to the courts they are like under
some delusion where they don't perceive their
own state uh ushran has been alive for so long
and he is so mad that he doesn't realize like
his his existence is essentially up he doesn't
realize that he came from a world that no longer
exists. He simply roams his own lands and kingdoms,
corrupting and building an empire of ghoul vampires
that slowly turn into these mad courts where
all humans are flesh because they eat flesh.
That's right. He eats people. Other characters
kill people. This guy eats people and he likes
people. very much because they taste good. He
was imprisoned by Nagash at one point for he
knows how long until some silly goobers in the
age of chaos and Sigmar's realm or time, they
released him from his Nagash prison and he was
set out onto the world to once again absolutely
create mayhem. and create his own dark empire
but he is so mad and so far gone he doesn't even
remember that nagash imprisoned him ever so he's
like this nagash guy seems kind of interesting
he just doesn't he can't recall like he's probably
a being who existed for thousands and thousands
of years and he slowly will corrupt you he will
ruin everything you love will turn to ash and
dust or worse madness but it's terrifying in
a sense you have no idea what you will become
uh he's again he's not the scariest i don't think
but i do enjoy his little like the fact of you
know is a perspective thing of he's not terrifying
to his people and then he's terrifying to anybody
who sees this enormous loping creature in the
night that i assure you can run at full speed
faster than most things because he is a vampire
so that would be terrifying to even go near and
he is willing to kill anybody who hurts his people
so you are not gonna uh live very long if you've
even if you if you defended yourself from a ghoul
you're basically so enjoy that uh that is my
last one for the uh the people there if they
get in wager sigma law by the way asmr always
kind of good not gonna lie needs a map though
it needs a map so bad Age of Sigmar. It does
have maps. I'll tell you, Arthur, do you have
this thing of like, do you, how much are you
familiar with Age of Sigmar lore, Arthur? Decent
amount. A lot of the early stuff I'm pretty into.
I do play the game as well, but I have read a
few things here and there. I do like it. I'm
getting more into it. I think my issue was always
like, I said this to Colin and Eli in the chat
people before, I liked in the old world it had
a like a world map and you could understand where
you are and that the reasons of different places
where yeah the scale was drawn back a little
bit more it was more like in a way i know it's
fancy but i felt more uh like like grounded in
that world whereas age of sigmar is so big that
you almost go like where the fuck am i I don't
know if everyone feels that way, though, but
I'm enjoying it more. I get it. It is a feature
slash downside of the setting, depending on what
you're into. I mean, it is, I don't know, in
that regards, though, I view it as similar to
40K, where it's a Forge World blew up. Oh, no.
Anyway, here's the next 10 ,000. Yeah. Can I
put some hate on someone's name before we finish,
though? Because I really... I really... I have
a bone to pit with someone in particular. Dale
Lucas, who wrote the Usheran book, why is Usheran
on the front cover and he's barely in the book?
I'm getting... That's the trend. Yeah, I'm getting
a lot of things. I mean, that's happened before,
I think, too. I think, like, I would need to
look through it again and stuff. But if I remember
correctly, like, the end times Thanquil. Thanquil's
barely in his own fucking book. Yeah, I do like
the book, though. But it's, like, the amount
of woman books I've read where the title character
is barely in the book, the Angron book, the Fulgrim,
like, demon books. They're not there, bro. I
mean, to be fair, I get that. People say horror
is rising, and then horror is only going to be
rising in about 35 % of the book. Yeah. I don't
know. GW loves doing that for some reason. My
favorite is the Caiaphas Kane books, though,
like the one where him and a Tau fire warrior
are fighting back -to -back. That scene is not
in the book. It just doesn't happen. Yeah. There's
a few of that in Caiaphas Kane. One of them has
like a... something else I don't know yeah but
shout out to the weird enough recently it'll
be a different episode but the drops like massacre
book that came out not long ago Colin which you
said was pointless by the way it's actually quite
good so I don't care if it's French it's kind
of good though it's kind of good look I've got
at least like three more years I'm going to put
money on that I'm going to feel the pressure
that I need to start talking about the heresy.
Yeah. I got three and a half whole settings to
look at. Yeah, it won't go away. Thank you, Blood
Bowl. I hope... Usheran was my last... Again,
people who were listening, do comment below in
the comment section characters who generally
make you... I don't know why I said that. Yeah,
it's a criteria for absolute horror. It's a good
one, I will admit. It's a really good one. A
good shot. Do we have any last don'ts? We do.
We have a few last don'ts. I'll start us off.
PandoPlays for five. Arthur, would you rather
do Talos Raw or Fankle Raw? What does he mean
by this? Have you seen the rat video? Man. You
know, I've really wasted the your mother card
really early in this stream. I mean, that would
have been perfect. That would have been perfect,
but you can't just do it over and over again.
If you're going to do it over and over again,
you do the three. Talos, no breaks. I can step
in and say your father. Your bloodline. Why are
me and Andy black screened? Is it like that for
anyone? No, it looks fine on stream. Interesting.
A couple from Zenon. GW Horror, that one drunk
kid that called Gotrek Flagonslayer. That one
drunk kid did not go home that night. Another
one from him. Who has the biggest skinning pit,
Arthur or Red? I would say probably me, but what
I do in my skinning pit is not anyone else's.
My business. Yeah, exactly. Cranking the skin
hog. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Colin. No problems.
I hate the words that come out of my mouth, too.
Yeah. Set 499. Be me. A wild gotrek appears whilst
going through the tall grass. brackets tavern
and you don't have a master ball brackets tankard
of ale and you can't run you're just gonna die
like that's it you're just gonna die all right
based big one here uh no miss chomsky for 20
euro hell yeah man uh honestly the most horrifying
thing for me from 40k is a story of a girl of
the Crystal Labyrinth, the fact that she successfully
went through the maze and answered correctly
the riddle from the Guardian terrifies me. I
mean, if you're afraid of children, you're just
a grown man and that's fine. I mean, I know where
I'm going with that. We will not help people
if they are lost. Isn't it implied that it's
like Dorothy and Toto? hmm yeah yeah something
like that well it was a girl and her small black
dog which i know isn't supposed to go off of
but in wonderland hmm was there's already enough
like pop culture references, surely, in Warhammer.
They don't need to go take more, do they? It
was 90 % pop culture reference. I know. You're
not wrong. I do think it's kind of cool. You
know what? That's my head. It was Dorothy and
Toto, and that's where we got the idea for the
movie. Hmm. Super Warlock for $1 .99. Gotrek
is abusive. Dad is drunk again. Horror. Oh, no.
he's not back with cigarettes he's back spooky
kabuki god god bless our rules helper oh yeah
absolute legend uh tell them colin summer king
baby big oosh the resident raven i've missed
waiting y 'all live but i'm back baby good to
see you buddy thank you man good to see you and
last one from donkey man The Super Cup beta is
finished rendering. Time to upload. I am looking
forward to it. It's just an hour of me saying
sus things. I am hyped. Every episode. Can we
even post it, though, without getting it, like,
our YouTube ruined? I mean, maybe not to put
it on YouTube. Maybe not. In the Discord. You'll
want to go see that. I'm not proud of anything
I have said ever. I am ashamed to my bloodline
and my family. Please do watch. join the discord
and yeah i stand by everything i said oh there
you go i'll leave it at that uh that was uh terrifying
stuff wasn't it uh thank you very much connor
for joining us today and uh just so that you
know folks the moment we went live a bunch of
stuff came out on arthur's second and first channel
so go have a look at that as well yeah competed
with his schedule It's really funny. I've been
working on a bunch of shit behind the scenes.
A lot of times I've been baiting the fact that
every time someone pays me with memberships,
it goes to something cool. It's been funneled
into my second channel as well as paying the
editors on my main channel. Second channel had
probably what I consider likely the best video
I've ever made go live at 6pm. Unironically,
the most effort I've ever put into a video. I
really think it turned out pretty great. Yay.
Hell yeah, man. Thanks for coming on, man. Once
again, as always, way funnier than us. We're
trying to keep up, but I'm getting old, man.
I need to be put into the woods and put down
at this rate. Welcome to Uncrimes, as always.
God. I hope everyone enjoyed that, though. Thanks
again, Arthur, for coming on. I make more things
You're fine It's only weird if you make it weird
I'm making it weird I will gladly come on you
all anytime you ask That's the biggest compliment
I've received this year. Me when it's still been
a while. Yeah. Me when it's still been a while.
You know, I like that. Me when the wind is strong.
Stiff breeze. Okay. Thanks everyone for listening.
Godspeed. Thank you all for listening. Apologies
for my intro and we'll see you guys in the next
one. Peace. Bye.