i have a question which because because colin
didn't really get to to talk about that last
one i've got one for him and this one's from
vapor axe or vapor rocks um okay here's a really
gnarly one that you'll get some laughs colin
and specifically colin how many of marafi's toes
do you think you could fit in your mouth at once
uh wow a snake unhinges its jaw it'll look something
like that But they don't. All of them. Their
jaws are not connected at the front. Both feet,
Colin? Both feet? Oh, yeah. You prefer she sprint
at him first. As they are in Total Warhammer,
pre -dirtied up for my pleasure. Okay. You did
not need to add that part. They've become gunked
up for the taste already. Honestly, go sit in
your chair. I won the taste of battle from those
stompies. We won, but at what cost? Hello ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back to
Lore Crimes! We are three years old. Three more
years. Happy birthday, Lord Grimes. Colin has
not just woken up, by the way. No, he's probably
not. I'm loving the beard, though. It's looking
very well -formed. I like it. Indeed. Thank you,
sir. What's the guy from Elder Scrolls called?
He's like, we can share our ass, buddy. Tarp.
The pointy bit. I love it. It's awesome. Colin
looks like he could be made and etched into stone.
Hmm. Like, you know, that's the pointy beard.
I think. Thank you. It's a weird thing to say.
I don't, I think. Thank you. Well, congratulations,
boys, to three years of weird things being said.
Thank you, law criminals, everyone. Again, if
you're listening, we're here. We are talking
about law a lot of time. But today is like a
bit of a different episode because we're here
to chill with you guys, but also answer some
law questions, hobby questions and other kinds
of things. Basically all the good stuff because
we've been doing this, I guess. Yeah, I guess
three years ago, Andy all messaged the rest of
us and just said, I like you guys. You know,
you know, gets all shy and nervous. And then
he asked us, would you like be interested in
doing an extra channel? And we, for some reason
at the same time, all said, yes, you know, the
stars aligned and then law crimes was born. And
my hairline has never been. roasted more often
and more thoroughly since uh speaking of hairlines
though because today is a q a episode there are
some questions we've had which are quite similar
to one another so just bear in mind sometimes
if you've said something if you put a comment
in our discord that's similar to another one
we'll just kind of assume they're all bundled
together yes we've seen the stuff about our hairlines
in multiple forms and i'm sure yes we have seen
many questions regarding this matter yes yes
eli does love his wife Okay, please end it. Even
if she was a worm, he would still love her, I
think is fair to say. That's right. We do have
some, I think we have some, again, my idea from
a little while ago, we have some subway surfer
up in the background. Is it been a year since
we've done it live and then videos later? It
might be since we've done live streams. Maybe?
I think so. I don't know. In the first year,
I think we all did pre -recorded stuff. yeah
and we were all losing sleep like once a week
on doing way too much work that was a bit of
a pain uh but we do have i'm gonna start it off
uh with andy getting uh some nice uh stuff in
the background for you guys again before we start
though uh thank you guys all for listening and
watching throughout all the years again really
do appreciate it guys hopefully we're Here to
deliver you lots of cool stuff from different
parts of the universe. And we'll, you know, all
that Warhammer versus and maybe even more. So
we'll just get straight into it, though. The
first one is by Uber Trolls. And this is actually
a question for what is one question for all of
us. I'll start with Eli, though, which is the
question for Eli is, if you could, which faction
would you personally fight in any of the settings?
Is this the assumption that I win? Do you think?
I don't know. Depends how confident you're feeling.
You could be like, I'm going to punch a Catan
Shard in the ghoulies if you want. I mean, it's
up to you. I would never do such a thing to the
Eternal Empire. I would never. Would you throw
hands with a squat child? Sack tap the robot.
If I could kill anything in the 40k universe,
it'd probably be a Night Lord. I'd enjoy killing
Nightlords. Pretty up there and deserving that,
yeah. Or Dark Eldar. I wouldn't mind that. Well,
yeah, none of us have any chance. I have no chance
fighting any faction. We're just pretending that
I have 40k powers of some sort. Even a normal
guardsman in Alaska is going to turn me into
soup. We do have another question, though, which
is for Colin. And it asks, have you figured out
how to beat cavalry in Total War yet, peasant?
Who's this from? Same by Ubertroll. There's four
questions in it for us. It's quite rude. Don't
worry about it. How about that, huh? Spim pike
and shot, as always, to be fair. The answer is
Skaven mods. One million modern vermin lords
upon ye. We have a question here for Andy, which
is, if you were trapped in a room with Erebus
and Manfred von Carstein, and with a loaded magical
spell that kills everything gun, with, sorry,
you only have two bullets, who would you shoot
twice? Erebus twice. And who's that from? People
like Uber Trolls, and it has one more. Again!
He's got a four upon it. And the last one was
for me, which was which IP do you personally
adore outside of Warhammer but scarcely talk
about? Did I say Warhammer? God. Scarcely talk
about? You know what? I've kind of liked most
of them at some point. I'm sure all of us here
have... enjoyed Lord of the Rings at some point,
or Mass Effect, Dragon Age before it went downhill.
After one game. It was like, we're on the edge
of it, and then if I can springboard it into
a dog shit. Fuck, I don't know. I think those
are the ones I could barely talk about. Obviously,
I kind of have a Lovecraftian interest before.
To be honest, most of them. The one I don't ever
talk about, though, is Destiny because it hurts.
Oh, no, Star Wars is the one that truly hurts.
Star Wars is dead, man. Well, don't you know
how recently Destiny 2 had a Star Wars expansion
where you could have lightsabers? You could combine
two batteries. I just don't care. I can't let
myself care because, you know what I mean? Why
have hope of something that they've murdered?
I think Maiden. Star Wars is the one I would
call Maiden's name. What's his name? Hawkeye
in Endgame. Just like, don't give me hope. In
the rain. That's Hal right now. Did anyone in
the chat, did anyone actually play SWTOR? Like
the Knights of the Old Republic? Yeah. Oh, I
had a friend who played it so much that at a
certain point he had so much money he would just
log in and buy new armors. So the stock price
of it in the in -game stock market would rise
dramatically. He wouldn't even play the game
anymore. He just had so much legacy money he
would inflate the price of some armor. Oh my
god. I'll say that's my first pick though. Eli
or Colin, do you want to grab one from the various
lovely people who have sent in stuff? And thank
you Ubertrolls as well. Appreciate that. Would
we like to get one of the hairline questions
out of the way right now? Might as well. our
cliff how far have your hairlines receded in
the past three years and how much more will it
recede in the next three honestly honestly uh
i don't think it has receded much in the last
i would say i feel like it's it's been pretty
stable for like the last three years now prior
to like we go back four years ago it's on a full
board retreat yeah um you know you seem to have
stabilized the front line on that fight my hairline
was just started receding when i was like 16.
And stopped around, like, 20. Dude, no, I feel
that. I miss my 13 -year -old hair where I look
like I was wearing a hoodie. I think the thing
is, your hairline will start receding, but then
your hair will start thinning a little bit, and
then it will look like it's receding. I'm not
going to lie, I got a crazy bald spot. I don't
know if you can see it. I'm not showing that.
I know I'm not genetically allowed to become
bald. i've seen my parents hairlines they're
fine and i have a little mole on my forehead
so you can see exactly how far it receded when
i was at uni and it hasn't moved since so i'm
all right i hate to be that guy but i saw it
like one of our first three episodes and i'm
not gonna lie boys our hairline did look better
that's crazy that's crazy i'm not gonna lie it
did look better all of us it's just angles that's
all let's go just do this Eli, do you want to
pick one? Sure. This one's from Silly Samuel.
I didn't actually read this. I just saw all of
our names in it, so it might be atrocious. He
says, question for Andy, and for all of us, question
for Andy, when is the promised lore crimes gimp
suit meetup? We already had it. The gimp suit
meetup did happen. Sorry, I did a bit of a faux
pas. Mine was a bit too tight. And so the others
told me off. It was very embarrassing. We had
to end it early just because one person was too
short and it didn't work. The human centipede
chain couldn't quite fully connect. Forget I
said anything. The question is, Al, why are you
like this? uh genuinely uh too much time on the
internet i've hit that i'm in that weird stage
of i was that i was there when the internet became
cringe i was there in its first days but now
i'm getting to the point where i'm getting too
old for it do you know what i mean i'm just getting
as in like i i'm in that andy's just missed it
he's like oh this is all new to me i'm like i
was there when the cringe was born i was there
when the magic was first written yeah another
cringe is aging out with me you know soon i'll
be like going like the retirement home being
like oh fine boom you know you know and you well
yeah i was going to say like can you imagine
a pensioner in the future just being like i remember
the first time i skippity riz like oh my that's
a future i don't want to be a part of i hope
i'm gone by then Sword Art Online Iceberg Effect
win. I know you have a tramp stamp for the anime.
Thank you to Hal for planting from day one the
idea I'd never watch that anime. We might have
to make you watch it just for this. I have friends
that love it. I don't know how. It looks so shit.
I know, it is bad. I agree. Okay, for me... Do
you have anything else to say about Sword Art
Online, Colin? It's not as bad as Gate. Gate
is still my least favorite anime. That is the
ultimate... I pure slop garbage. Like, dude,
I've made nothing but fine art compared to that.
There's two more here. There's an actual question
at the end. Eli, if your wife was six inches
tall... and only spoke in a regional dialect
native to Bolivia, and she was addicted to League
of Legends, and she was just controlling her
normal body Ratatouille style. What would you
do? I assume this is DJ Beast with a different
username. I think so. I would love my wife, and
I would learn whatever. Bolivia. I would learn
the Bolivian dialect and also play lots of League
of Legends. I feel like at that point, she's
not your wife at this point. We're just, they're
inventing human beings. I probably, I probably
have her like tell her that she should like stream
on Twitch. Cause a six inch tall person controlling
someone's body. It doesn't matter how funny you
are at that point or anything. That's just intriguing.
just the mental image of colin being there with
him like she's gone dude she's gone there's not
nothing left of her please you need to let her
go leave her oh man oh dear okay then the actual
question what is everyone's favorite war crimes
episode i'm quite fond of the uh one of the early
quizzes we did that gave birth to Caiaphas Kane,
Death Guard, Legionnaire. It was that. The poop
knife. It was Caiaphas Morog. I can't let that
down. Jason Statham. I quite like... No, you
go. Mine's kind of a cheat. It's a live stream.
I loved our drawful... That was my favorite thing
ever. Those are always fun. My favorite episodes
is when I can make Colin do the hyena laugh where
he goes, like, that's my favorite thing ever.
And he does it a few times in that episode when
he sees what monstrosity I've cooked up and it
gave me life. You're too joyful. I think I enjoy
every time we get to talk about Gotrek and Felix,
there's pretty good ones. I do enjoy those episodes
because it's just, it's silly and it's nice where
like we have, you know, me and Andy who are,
you know, horrors, heresy, obsessors, but there's
something where it's just stupid. It's obviously.
Well, how many times we get. We get to leave
our tyranny to one side and let you guys cover
something you're interested in that isn't Space
Marines. Someone did have a comment of, when
are we going to do the fun stuff? No more Space
Marines slot. Area for that. That is true, but
remember, most people who know about Warhammer,
they come for the Space Marine stuff, and we
do like them. Every single hour of every single
day. They come for Halo. the fabulous pile has
nostalgia is nostalgia for me i don't know why
fabulous pile episode i think it's because i
was i remember being at my in -laws house listening
to the fabulous pile audiobook because i had
to like crunch in those last three days that
i was there to get the script done and uh i think
that's where the poop knife came from as well
that episode i feel like it is it might be i
don't know Other than that, the Beelzan versus
is, I mean, it's hard to not. The versus, I guess,
as an episode thing are always fun. I get to
be loud and angry, but it's the format and not
just what I am as a person. Any tier list where
we're screaming at each other as well is... And
I think Colin's undefeated on Versus as well,
which is like, oh, every time I go against him,
I'm like, oh, shit, here we go again. I've been
in the power -scaling trenches as a Dragon Ball
Z fan since, like, 10 years old. You can't defeat
me. Whichever one it was, the Boinkled episode.
Oh, God. I don't think I've laughed as hard as
I did. I don't even know what episode it was.
whatever streamers was where as well colin farted
just before the stream and i couldn't really
doing it to him what you're really calling him
that made me giggle for so much I'm muted this
time, but it's been pretty bad today. Chili cheese
dog and beef stew maxing over there. Dude, I
mean, that was my breakfast. Not breakfast Christ,
no. Pull back, pull back, pull back. My dinner
yesterday was a Jimmy John's sandwich covered
in avocado spread. And then prior to that, it
was in fact a chili cheese pie. With jalapeno
poppers, dude. My stomach despises me. Hey girl,
you smell that? Get parted. I don't. Get parted.
If my stomach didn't want these things in it,
then why do they taste so good? I mean, hey,
look, the chili cheese dogs are going to, you
know, they're going to be put on a bit of a hiatus
because that restaurant isn't near where I'm
going to be living. Colin 2025. Some days are
worth the liquid ass. Should we read some donations?
I was going to say, should we read some donations?
We can have a few. Let me just swap this. I can
finally say this, by the way. DonkeyManUSA, I
have actually never been late to a stream. I've
actually always wanted the one who shows up first.
It's never been late due to me. Thank you, DocumanUSA.
I think there's been one moment where Held didn't
show up earlier than like five minutes before
and even then he's still always on time. It's
most of the time it's me and the other times
it's Colin. It's never been me. Andy. Oh my god.
Oh, before I was going to have to do it today,
Andy will wear a hat and turn easy. On behalf
of Bricky, I now shall haunt you, Andy. Why?
I did notice, though, the last week's episode,
everyone's like, Andy and Bricky are like two
fighting parents. I don't know. I was like, I
was just a bit drunk. That's all. I was drinking
a lot of wine. Getting passionate, that's all.
We're on good terms. Here we go. Hung Bretonian
stable boy. Thank you for the 20 SDK. Woke up,
bricked up, because Colm's dehydrated today.
Wink. What? Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, dear.
In the cell. Come on, Colm. Is Melik for the
20 CZK. Thank you. Stream late due to Colm having
a birthday. Happy birthday, Colm. Happy birthday.
Colin's husband oiled up and bouncing spooky
style. October themed. Yeah, man. Old Nagash
too. That's quality. Happy three years to gooning.
That's a lot of censored. Very true. Coffee grounds.
19 month member. Wow. House size above Colin's
head. That was a display. but i well the one
i just moved but i also hung it up poorly as
you can see by the fact that one of the black
like the magnets is not in the middle so there
was one day it scared the ever -loving shit out
of both me and my dogs because i was doing something
on my computer and then it went and you know
the poster's fine because they're made out of
metal they're sturdy but it also like slammed
against the bed frame and everything so uh for
the people becoming members first of all thank
you second of all uh we have members members
only ivory tower chat in the discord so ping
me in the discord if you're a member and i'll
add you and you can be classist with how Well
said. I was going to say something earlier, just
said in the chat, just all caps, we hate poor
people. I never even said this. Paralyzed tortoise
for five bucks. I paid for this donation with
Marlboro cigarette reward points. Fantastic.
Thank you. Another one for you, Colin. Oh, I'm
looking at the wrong stream. Well, I was looking
at it in YouTube, so it was behind. Hgrim277,
Harold, thank you for the five. Colin, remove
that second L, sir. May I inquire, rise and fall
of the Covenant episode on Lore Crimes 1? We
might have something, you know, something related
soon. I love the Covenant. I love the Covenant.
I love the leads. Eli's most successively hung
Bretonnian stable boy. Thank you again, 27SCK.
Happy three years, Andy, Eli, Hal, and Mr. Cockchair.
How dare you. Leave Colin alone. Groynath. I
like that name. That's fun. Remember for six
months. Happy third, Colin's seasonal anime tier
list won. I don't watch that much anime. I'm
sorry to disappoint. I watch less now because
of how much slop. It's seasonal. It's seasonal,
like the biggest thing of the time of year it's
coming out. Okay. Hello, Mr. Beast. DJ Beast,
that is. Congrats. Wishing many pregnant bellies
on you. Thank you. The art continues to flow
with me. It is what it is. Is Malok for 50 CZK.
The prophets of law had declared that the third
age of gooning. Colin's beard looking pointy
enough to be the sword of the covenant. Damn.
Thank you. It is very satisfying because I used
to have a beard that long and you do this all
the time. It's got to keep its shape. Donkey
Man again. DTS got me into 40k, but you guys
really got me into Warhammer as whole. Here's
to another three years. Thank you very much.
Thank you, man. Thank you, guys. What's this
profile? Is that a horse? Is that a bucket? Yeah.
Shout out to you, bucket horse. Colleen, make
your bed. This is a threat. It is an air mattress,
dude. I am so beyond caring about that thing
looking nice. His bed is made. It's just in the
other house. Yeah, unfortunately, it's a state
away. Loophole. Coffee grounds for snorting for
6 .66. Thanks, man. Very good. Real Talk, it's
been nice listening to you all. It helps the
long work nights go by. I hope I can be in person
for the fourth year of Boingob. Hell yeah, man.
Thank you so much. Thank you. Zimcom. Thank you
for the $2. Happy anniversary, stay strong, and
rock on, brothers. Thank you, man. Thank you.
Oh, no. This is an elite. This is an elite. When
is War Crimes karaoke night? That must happen.
That must happen. I would do that. Can I have
the caveat that I'm only allowed to say... Absolute
cinema? If we got War Crimes in Japan, We can
film us at a karaoke bar. At an actual karaoke
place. It'd just be us in a room. Absolute cinema.
Oh god, if we all sing, it's gonna be bad. It
doesn't matter. Main event virtual for five bucks.
Since I forgot to post in the Discord, did you
know that you all had great chemistry before
you started the channel? Here's to one more year
of my fave goblins. we kind of lucked out with
that i think yeah no that just turned out quite
nicely i mean i i don't know i knew going in
we all had very different style of videos but
so i figured yeah we had no clue really i think
yeah we mostly got uh it was a thing of luckily
no with most things no one's an And therefore
it works. Yeah. I think, I don't know if I've
mentioned this before, but when we did the first
episode about the war in heaven, it was when
Colin was talking about the Eldar and I called
them space janitors. That was like my way to
like encourage a little bit of poking and prodding
and being like, I'm going to take the piss a
little bit. And I think that's why it works.
Cause we don't take each other too seriously.
We, we should say we were, we were quite like.
not like worry but as in like we were thinking
at the beginning like what if we aren't this
good you know we were just wondering like and
we didn't really know what we were doing we're
just kind of still don't yeah not really you
know yeah that one out that's most things but
if everyone looks at people who'd make content
on youtube i promise you we like in most people
don't know what they're doing so you know as
professional as it looks it's really not so You
can only see my forehead when the donation's
on the screen. I need a new spot. I need a new
spot. You need a taller chair, dog. Say what
you want about my bar stool tier seat that I
have. It does make me look taller. Speaking of
taller for Colin's husband oiled up and bouncing
spooky style, I had my first game of Spearhead
yesterday. Took the W with Nighthaunt. I'm on
a death and cinch kick. And I blame you all for
my spiking interest. You're welcome. And thank
you very much. Thank you. Etrigan85, thank you
for the five Europeans. Happy anniversary to
the best Warhammer podcast painting by Estalia
Army. Now, will you ever do an episode about
minor factions like Albion slash Nippon? I believe
we will. Estalia Army. That sounds like things
that I don't know very much about. Well, you
see, I can tell you all of the Nippon lore right
now. It sure is Japan. Even less creatively named
than Cathay. Thank you for the five pounds sterling.
Oh yeah, I guess there is a second P in Warhammer
Nippon. Well, Japan is Nihon. Sword Art Online,
abridged by something witty, entertainingly superior
to Sword Art Online, and maybe Dragon Ball Z
Abridged. I've heard it's good. Yeah, I've heard
it's good, but I've never watched it. It's Pandora's
Box and we thank you four for opening it. You
guys are insane. We're glad to see you guys hang
out here quite often. It's cool. Colin's husband
oiled up in bouncing spooky style. On this day
we remember Poop Knife and Nurgle Cane. Glorious.
That's a law crime. Hgrim277 Harold is back.
Thank you for the five versus episode. Halo,
Halo elites versus Marines or brutes versus orcs.
One perhaps. Brutes and orcs probably love each
other, but you know, and the evil. Coffee grounds
again, Colin and SOA, a joke that started all
the way back at the beginning, outlived other
jokes. How long till it gets a shirt dedicated
to it? We will see. Shalaxy's insulin -vain megalomaniacal
cock of woe. Wow. Thank you to the 12 months
of membership. DonkeyManUSA, we love you, Hal.
That's why we coordinate the Hal Supercut. It's
very funny to make fun of you. We love you, Donkey
Man. We gotta watch at least part of that on
stream at some point. We can't let that go completely
in the background. Colin's hung henchman. Thank
you. Recently I started listening to Farsight
Crisis of Faith and am liking it. No! No! No!
No! Pushing the books through the bookcase in
Morse code. It's kind of more funny. Not being
able to see Eli's face when he rages. He just
eyebrows and head. Books and series like Warhammer,
you know, like Halo and other things are so great
because even if a book, and I have not read that
book, I will admit, even if like a book can be
well written on as objective a level as you can
get, but if the people think, but if people reading
it think it mistreats the faction as like their
cred, it doesn't matter how good a book it is.
It's going to be dated. listen to me now listen
here the farsight books the first one is readable
and after that it's poo it's garbage it's bad
writing it's not it's bad lore and bad writing
it's just it's bad but the first one the first
one is okay i can understand i like the first
one too yeah joe for two bucks happy anniversary
love you guys for real keep it up thanks man
thank you man There's so many of these guys.
Thank you so much. Thank you all. Hi guys, I
can't stay but Blood Bowl episode 1. I really
want to make a Blood Bowl video, but I feel obligated
to play it at least once. Zano, remember for
22 months. That's crazy. It's like two -thirds
of our lifetime. Thank you. Three years and Hal's
Innsmouth Riz still gets me. Who said that originally?
It might have been you. I think it was you, yeah.
Innsmouth Riz. Oh my god. Borborgimus Rumpelsnork
has become a member. Thank you so much. I love
that name. It's like how I name my project Zomboid
Characters. Pure utter nonsense. incoming backup
thank you for the 15 shekels happy lore crime
do you guys play mtg colin and i do and if you
do what are your thoughts on the universe is
beyond situation uh i uh i was never that into
magic lore but i did look into it and it used
to be really cool and from what i can tell it's
now really poo and also i can tell it's kind
of just becoming for my franchise is kind of
going in the toilet And this universe is not
very healthy for it. Why does Dwight from The
Office have an entire set of cards? No idea.
Even not being into magic lore, I can see why
some things are hated, but I also do find it
very funny that in an official game of magic,
I can say the words, I play Venom. Yeah, look,
D &D and Lord of the Rings made sense, but Fallout...
And Spider -Man, I really, I don't know. I don't
know. It's going to be freaking Fortnite set
to next. I mean, it's fun, but even as someone
who's mostly an outsider, it probably doesn't
belong there. I feel like none of us would want
to see us getting Marvel heroes in water. Jerry
Seinfeld. I don't want to see Seinfeld in my
water. What's the deal with green skins? Like,
that would be weird. Well, with magic, you can
absolutely have, you know, Marnius Callagher
getting his shit rocked by Spider -Man. Although,
I have... Actually, my friend has a Necrons deck,
and I made it, like, a bunch of cool Necron cards
for it, so I do like it. But that's just because
it's Warhammer, and I like Warhammer. Yeah. Celtic
Noom? uh is that the resident our resident uh
artist president pregnant morning guys uh i've
enjoyed the silliness and drunken shanigans for
all these three years you all collectively dragged
me into this hobby we apologize thank you thank
you thank you for your pictures my uh my friends
and george become jug picture that you made nice
donkey man donkey man for two law crimes karaoke
24 -hour Cinderella. You'd need a lot of money
to do that. That sounds so awful. It's a song.
It's Majima's song from Yakuza 0. There you go.
Thank you for the 14 czar. Catch you guys later
and praise be to Space King. Space King. King
of Space. like after your globules how many people
got shot doing that blood joke they did seven
or two i'm not sure with that out of the wrong
area uh angry homunculus for five pounds going
back to one of hal's original points i got into
warhammer because game of thrones shat the bed
kill main plan i just didn't watch the last two
seasons or whatever Oh, my God. I didn't watch
the last two seasons, and I quite enjoyed the
show. I haven't read the books, though, but from
what I can tell, they seem kind of overrated.
For the audio people, Eli is trying to get over
the donation. Eli is the equivalent of your neighbor
at the other side of a fence trying to have a
conversation. He's just trying to get his head
over the top of the donation. I need to take
a picture. This is unbelievable. surely he should
be swapped with someone fine okay okay there
you go that's better thank you wow uh too fat
to carry for 10 pounds thank you man loved watching
you guys and seeing all your channels grow my
favorite thing about law crimes is not the jokes
and memes it's simply eli's defeatist sigh during
his based tier list takes cracks me up oh thank
you thank you very much Collins Hung Henchman.
Awesome. Going to steal Teclis from you. Also,
you got me into Warhammer. Happy birthday, boss.
Thank you. Hello, Zenon. Happy birthday, you
lovely lot. Tor Asurion. Is that some Eldar thing
I'm too Imperium to understand? Elf. Elf. The
same thing. Captain Cactus. Jesus, so many donors,
guys. Thanks. We can do our stuff because of
you guys. Thank you very much. Yeah, man. Thank
you guys so much. The Captain Cactus says, thanks
for keeping me entertained and providing awesome
content. Because of you all, I got into Warhammer
Fancy slash AOS. Thanks to Colin, I'm starting
Bretonnia. Wow. Huge. Huge. Thank you very much.
That's great. That's unbelievable. I got to take
a picture of that. My friends love this stuff.
Finally, a good PF. Eli trying to see over the
fence. Thank you. Thank you very much. Zano with
the Fiverr. Thank you. When this channel began,
I knew Zero Fantasy slash AOS, but now I love
Vamp Count slash Soulblight. Thank you. You're
welcome. Also, thanks, Colin. I just got my history
degree. Thanks to Rome. Best of luck with that,
chief. Wow. Harold. Hi, Grim27. Harold. Thank
you for the $2. Help, I don't want to work 2
p .m. to 1 a .m. again. I also wouldn't want
to do that. That's a call -in work schedule right
there. Actually, it's all three of these guys'
freaking work schedule. Get this Godstar profile
pic off of my screen. Oh, my gosh. Megamaliacal...
Megamaliacal? Megalomaniacal. Megalomaniacal
cock of woe. Thank you. Thank you, TheFiveCanadian.
Look at my pic closer. It's for hell mostly.
I love all of you. Three years of pure goodness
and stupid humanitarian crimes. What? Respectfully,
Eli. Please liquefy. Excuse me? Dude, that's
gonna be my asshole in a few hours, I promise
you. Can we show that? Oh my gosh, man. Crazy.
No, you know that Mario thing, like the pink
enemy that shoots eggs at you? It's that, but
they gave it a butthole in its mouth. So cursed
is that image, I got kicked off the stream briefly.
I was gonna say, and Andy bugged out so he can't
get off. we needed to move there we go might
have to obscure that thank you all very much
for that uh wow should i go to choose another
question then yeah go for it go for it uh which
is from donkey man usa resident professional
hater it says uh what are your coolest painted
models kit bashes you've seen i guess things
you've seen in general um yours who's the uh
who's our resident person in Do you see the documentary
we see? Yeah, he's the guy who's making the rest,
isn't he? The half -Skaven, what's he combining
it with? It's... Mechanicus Skaven, isn't it?
Is it Mechanicus Skaven? Please correct us in
the chat. I can't remember. That's some pretty
cool shiz. Cool stuff I've seen. I do like people's...
fun, converted stuff. If everyone knows the channel
Squidmark, probably do because it's quite big.
They do some really fun ones on there, so I always
like their stuff. For my own personal one, I
have a Grey Knights army that's not made in a
single Grey Knights model in it. It's entirely
made of Dark Angels. It's basically like Caliban.
It's just like if Luther had still had Caliban,
it's like Caliban. And instead of the baby carriers,
I have the Age of Sigmar tree lords. Oh, come
on. Baby carriers peak, though. Come on. They
are, but they're expensive. I do love the Toy
Story kitbash. That's my favorite thing. Buzz
Lightyear and Woody and all that in Warhammer
minis. It's pretty class. I like that. Go ahead,
sir. oh my apologies thank you for mentioning
squidmar though because when i was at lvo i was
we me and others were walking down and you know
mr arthur bones who he like looked back and was
like is that squidmar he couldn't tell so i just
kind of i didn't even look back i just kind of
shouted squidmar and just kept walking he was
like why did you do that colin was like well
you know were you looking did he turn around
i was hoping you would lock in for this pointing
me there's an alfarius model that i made back
there when i was like 16 and i'm really happy
proud of it it's uh it's it's a uh butchered
up angron's primark body because i was just giving
it for some reason with oziark bone reaper wings
and a big spear with two dark elf spears on each
end and i think it's cool and he's standing on
it That is cool. I've got another question here,
but it's one for all of us, which is by Lilith
of the Outdorf Press. What is the weirdest thing
you guys are a fan of? And it may take some to
cook that up. I feel like people would say the
Yakuza series is pretty weird. There's a cutscene
where you learn a combat technique by a guy falling
from the top of the buildings, stealing women's
underwear. and he has like a whole moment where
it's like got this choir music as he's falling
and it all like falls out of his hands that's
pretty weird um yeah i'll go with yakuza it's
great it's good fun it's only 15 games you can
play them it's good i'm trying to think i have
one already if everyone hasn't got one do weird
habits count Where are you going with this? Colin,
be very honest with me. Where is this going?
Is this going somewhere dark? No, just, you know,
whenever I have a couple of posts about Vegeta
and General Grievous. I wouldn't look at my Twitter
timeline from last night. Oh, yeah. I have a
reminiscent love of the game called Magica 2.
probably no one has ever played this and it's
we have like little jawa motherfuckers and you
mash your keyboard and you basically have your
like basic spells and then you when you do like
combinations of different spells you get random
shit so it's like fireball and then it's like
you know you basically get black lightning which
eviscerates people uh in spot it's like a really
like weird sort of small game but if ever we
got lord crime to play you can do it in one sitting
And it's really fun. And it's particularly silly
because the whole game, they have like a fake
language, which sounds like someone's making
fun of the Swedish. I'm not joking. It's a good
game. Shout out to anyone who has played that.
Please go check it out with some people. It's
fun. It's like the Dutch language. I think the
weirdest, most autistic thing that I'm into is
probably like the Navy. That's even worse. Big,
big, big, big boats with big guns are really
cool. and so are planes uh but i think the weirdest
thing that i really like is like edm and edm
festivals and raves and stuff i go completely
sober and i just i just like hang out in i'm
i'm the most regular mf there but me and my buddies
i just get drunk on the beat dude i love it do
you like tempo is my alcohol eli do you like
dinosaur shaped nuggies Yeah, everyone likes
dino nuggies. Come on. What I mean is, do they
make you happy? If you know what I mean. Here's
a philosophical question. Can a vegan eat a dinosaur
-shaped nuggy? Even if it's made of vegan -friendly
stuff, it's still in the shape of an animal.
I'm going to assume yes. It goes against their
principles. I think they don't like you eating.
Mammals, maybe? I don't know. I think all animals
are off the table, I think. And dairy. And dairy.
And eggs. I don't get the eggs one, I've got
to be honest. Because you make cakes with eggs,
so your cakes have to be vegan. It sounds like
a theft to me. Cheese is crazy. I love cheese.
It's worth the diarrhea. Can I proffer a question?
Sure. This one is from Fugless El Bosso, and
it's split in two. So to Andy and Hal specifically,
what's your favorite non -imperial faction and
why? And to Colin and Eli, what's your favorite
imperial faction and why? Also, I've been watching
you since the War in Heaven video. Continue the
chronology vids. Wow, thank you. Thank you. It
has been a minute. non -imperial faction. I'm
probably going to surprise Colin with this one.
I actually really like the Eldar now that I've
read about them. Funny how that works. But here's
the thing. It's mainly because of the Harlequins.
I love those guys. The Drukhari are pretty cool.
Craftworld have a really bad trilogy. But the
Drukhari trilogy and the scant stuff we have
about the Harlequins is really interesting. I
like the Harlequins quite a lot. So they're doing
the heavy lifting. But they're cool. Much like
they're doing for the Elder Race as a whole.
How about you, Hal? Let the Imperial slop flow
first. Talor and Devon Raiders. I love those
dudes. And probably Grey Knights and Space Wolves.
And now the Space Wolves. Talor and Talor is
probably the best. That's fair. I would... I
mean, my answer is probably obvious, which is
Necrons, because Necron lore be good, guys. It
just be good. Necron lore do be good. There's
two new Necron books. I have to read them. I'm
glad at least one Xenos faction is eating. Although
the Orcs, they get decent books, too. I don't
think they get as much love from the tabletops,
though, from what I know. No, it does not sound
like they get near as much love. You have to
play the obscenely broken point -and -shoot army
that gets banned one week later. and then your
other half -year units are unplayable i don't
know i don't play orcs i'm just saying stuff
that i've heard other people say no i mean i
can confirm point and shoot makes me feel sad
when my wraith guard eat five million strength
seven shots and i sit there i'm like what all
right i don't feel like i've done anything wrong
but i'm losing anyways i'm probably you know
just gonna just gonna go the guard They got good
books. It's the guard. I like tanks. I like my
toy army soldiers. It's not a controversial...
They're really pushing guard books as well. There's
a lot coming out these days. Every year we get
like three, four books. I'm like, that's pretty
cool. I know this week. A lot of guard books,
motherfucker. What? Yeah, it's a lot of books
in a vacuum. As I look over to the going back
in time to Istvan book. Yeah, yeah. I'm so mad
at that one. It's been a second drop site massacre.
There's an interesting question here, though,
which is by Liv. It's not really for me and Andy,
I don't think, but it's Liv asks, tell us about
your TTRPG characters if you have them. I know
Colin mentioned Star Wars and Warhammer RPGs.
I'd love to hear. a brief description of all
your characters if you have them. My current
fella in a Star Wars game, his name is Kadite.
He's a droid. And that name comes from a crusade
where the person in charge, you know, they couldn't
figure out who's a Catholic and who's not a Catholic.
And so in Latin, the phrase translates to kill
them all and let God sort them out. So I named
him after that. and as a character just you know
just kind of put adam smasher megatron grievous
and hk47 together into one being and that's you
know that's kind of how that guy goes getting
hk vibes from that guy yeah uh the dm made the
mistake of like we we rescued like the head of
like the intelligence network we worked for uh
his wife and daughter and if uh you know the
order 66 has happened most recently so if uh
any shenanigans go down with that, I'm just going
to kind of pop his kid's head like a grape. Filthy
clanker. The droid revolution will not be quiet.
Do you have any more, Colin? Was there ones from
your Warhammer ones? Oh, yeah. Mr. Bones ran
this game. God bless the legendary halfling Borbo
Freebo. He is shaped like a meatball. He has
a lazy eye. And his shining moment was braining
an old lady in the head with a rock. She was
about to summon a coronate demon, to be fair.
However, I meant to knock her out, but then I
rolled max damage and Ulrich's Fury, which means
I rolled more damage. So her brain turned into
soup. Eli, have you done ones for D &D? If you
remember any of yours. We played like a five
-year campaign from 1 to 20. Wow, it's done now.
But my character was Ira. He was a warforged,
and he was created to destroy all of House Candidate.
So he was a genocidal maniac, but he had a lot
of character development, got a lot of friends,
and learned to love others. But at the end of
the day... He still was the villain, and at the
climax of the campaign, he made a deal with the
big bad demon guy who was part of the whole campaign,
and they kind of, through symbiosis, he had a
thing, and he blew up and nuked an entire city
of innocent people, but they were cannons, so,
like, come on. So, you know, this is how it's
canned. It's a real D &D lore thing, but whatever.
And then nowadays, what? is that everyone yes
i kind of just like pushed it into my buddy's
campaign because i didn't really understand how
dnd worked back then and i was in there uh and
then right now we very rarely play but we do
play still i have a character and the synth with
the same group it seemed like a like a junior
high thing and it's supposed to be based off
of ourselves when we were kids is a dwarf named
rogvar who is a druid a summoner druid who like
paints minis for warhammer and then summons them
as creatures which i think is kind of cool then
my buddy had a martian campaign where i played
a uh an old -timey bodybuilder guy who does space
steroids that was cool then we played death watch
uh i played death watch with like dj beasts and
those guys every once in a while with a mantis
warrior named casra I only play D &D like twice
a month at most probably but it's still there
every once in a while. That's still pretty good
going though. Yeah. Shout out to my other two
brief mentions. My favorite character was a Chiss
Sith Lord who ruined a family and gave the mother
schizophrenia because we were getting scammed
like $10 on parking fees basically. So I snuck
into their bathroom, punched a child in the face,
and it only went downhill from there. Oh, and
Hyrule was a zealot barbarian, so you had to
OP the whole way down. I didn't realize that.
When I made the character, I thought it was just
cool class, but it ended up being crazy. That's
real. Also, hell no. The droid one, that is completely
with malice. The Sith one, in spite of being
a Sith Lord, That was done in pure panic. I fumbled
a stealth roll and then a child saw a Sith Lord
in their house and naturally started crying.
So I had to come up with ways to make him not
cry. And in all of my wisdom... punch child in
face was what I defaulted to. Was it a full sprint
one as well? I don't remember, but I do know
that the end game of that campaign was that child
then became a Sith Lord to hunt me down. That
is amazing. Also my Eberron character who became
a domestic terrorist by mistake. We should so
do a TTRPG one. DJ Beast has been frothing at
the mouth to do that. He would literally run
it for us. Before we go for some more, should
we do some more donos? Yeah, man. Starting us
off, we've got new member Marcel Schultz. Thank
you very much for becoming a member. Thank you.
Do any of y 'all play Kill Team? I have not,
honestly. It's my new addiction slash favorite
way to play. Happy anniversary. Well, thank you.
I have not either, but I have... I just got the
box with the Death Watch and the Necrons because
I wanted the Necrons and the terrain, and I'm
giving my buddy the Death Watch. So that's cool.
And I'll learn eventually. It'll be on the Battle
Report channel, whenever that happens. I've only
played Kill Team three times, and it was against
three out of four of the members of Astartes
Anonymous, and I beat them all. So, ha ha ha
ha. But I enjoyed it. It was good fun. It was
good for me of having someone who hasn't played
a proper game of 40k having a scaled -down version
so you can just be like, I can get the basic
principles. It's a 20 -minute game. I like it.
I like Kill Team. I haven't had a go yet, but...
I do get jealous. I've seen some people play
it at my local Warhammer club. I'm like, ah,
that does look fun. But I'm mostly doing a lot
of normal 2K, 40K stuff. But it'll be quite cool
to paint up a kill team. You know what I mean?
Just a small little kitbash squad. And that new
team where it's got the Lamenta and all the Lamentas
fans. Like, I'm going to buy 20 of these just
so I can get the pauldron so I don't have to
do the bloody checker mark design. Like, yeah,
brilliant. Colin, did you say... Oh, he's frozen.
Oh, Andy was frozen there. Say again, Andy? I
was just saying, Colin, did you say you played
Kill Team before? I have not played Kill Team
before, no. Ah, it's good fun. Let's see. Zedon,
hello. Oh, yeah. Kothi Garmi is expensive. Damn
it, Colin. What does this mean? They're building
a high elf army for the kingdom of Kothik. Which
I've seen some of those minis, I believe. If
you are indeed the person I'm thinking of, they
look very cool. But yes. with the Fiverr. Colin
got me into fantasy and is directly responsible
for all my Skaven models. Thank you, Colin. You're
welcome. $5 million in debt upon you for choosing
Skaven. army for the last year or so nice uh
lots of painting accidents happened painting
my avatar of kane right now please do not make
me laugh that's the end man we need to see uh
psych uh for five bucks five pounds the queen's
pound the king's pants oh my god Fake British.
Excuse him. This is called Unk British. Andy
is Omegon or Alpharius. No, Andy is Omegon or
Alpharius, just Venom Snake from Metal Gear Solid
5. Cheers Colin, I am now buying Ionis the Witness
and am in crippling debt. Wow. Yeah, I love Venom
Snake. But why did they have to get David Hayter
changed for Kiefer Sutherland? That's such a
strange choice. Oh, well. I hope hating that
model at least goes well. It's a very cool model.
Halo Archive for 10. Oh, Hollow. I'm misreading
things that I want to read again. Oh, no. Happy
third year. Void scarred. Wish this is how they
wrote Eldar, even Craftworld. I've heard it's
good. I got high elf and always love no work
fantasy videos. Also love making Warhammer costumes.
This setting has replaced Star Wars. Nice. It
seemingly has done that to Star Wars and magic.
I think there's been a lot of refugees changing
hobbies. Declan Gray. Declan Gray with the bucket
horse again. What is everyone's favorite duel
slash fight in Warhammer? and outside of Warhammer.
Happy three years. I have tolerated you so far.
Thank you. In Warhammer, I think I'm just going
to go for a nice and easy anytime Kane is fighting
someone and it ends with Jürgen pulling out the
melter. That's always a classic. I think outside
of it, briefly, is any of the Star Wars The Old
Republic cinematics. That shit is good. Inside
Warhammer? I mean, there's so many bloody duels.
Isn't there? Probably the Sigismund versus Khan
one, because it's just so, like, it's not even
close. He literally goes, what the hell has happened
to you? You're disgusting. And Sigurd's like,
don't care. Don't care. Cut off his head. Stab,
stab, stab. I kill you now. I... I think I like...
In Warhammer, probably Vargard, Oberon in the
big battle at the end of Severed is really cool.
few few will know but it's very cool and otherwise
con and con against martarian is really cool
that's a good fight outside of star wars outside
of star wars uh uh probably darth darth maul
is the goat darth maul fighting qui -gon jinn
and uh Sidious didn't need to claw out of that,
but he did. Yeah. No, no, no, you will die. Outside
of Warhammer, it's either Goku versus Vegeta
in the Saiyan Saga, or the 2D Grievous versus
Five Jedi, and he's just kind of murder. I do
remember when I was like 16 in Fate. Stay Night,
the Lancer guy fighting the Archer guy was like
the coolest thing I had ever seen. And then the
rest of the show had nothing even remotely close
to that being that cool. And I was really disappointed.
This guy watched Fate. Make fun of him. Okay,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They both watched Fate.
Make fun of them. I think my favorite fight outside
Warhammer is the final battle in the first season
of One Punch Man where it's just the boss. pummeling
him and throwing him across dimensions. And it
just ends with smack. Serious punch. Yeah, yeah.
But in -universe, I actually quite like, again,
just got to mention James Swallow again. I liked
the scrap between Archeon and Rathen, where they're
having a fight on the ground, and then a fight
in the air, and then they drop, and then there's
the spear of Telesto pointing up. I quite like
that. That's my James Swallow glazing done for
this episode. Was that all of us? I think so.
I think so, yeah. We've got two new members.
Bubo Ferro. That's a good name. Zeno. Thank you,
man. Thank you. Ping me in the Discord if you're
a member. Colin Inspector. Don't do that to Clippy.
that ain't right that ain't right it's not disgusting
because i'll describe that image please yeah
it's clippy like the microsoft you know paper
clip but he's pregnant i guess i don't know i
guess clippy i don't know if clippy has a gender
i get you know I don't think Clippy has organs,
bro. The paper clip is bearing child. Clippy
got the picky. This is an affront to nature.
I am astonished. Thank you for the 10. Love y
'all. I've been binging lore crimes since I finished
suckling Colin's content teeth dry a few weeks
ago. Andy, Hal, and Eli, take off your shirt
because you're up next. Happy birthday, Colin.
Two I's instead of two L's. That's a new one.
Last one for now. Baneblade, Baneblade, Baneblade.
Griffith doing the uh -oh, my bad anime thing.
Good lord. I don't know if any Warhammer channel
that gets weirder super chats should have rightfully
gotten me banned anywhere else. 10 out of 10.
Wow. Okay. I do have an interesting one, which
was by Hgrin227. as someone who is wanting to
start his own law hobby focused channel what
would you recommend whether it's advice specific
equipment anything would be appreciated uh also
when are we getting a rise on an episode on the
horizon for the covenant uh we'll get something
kind of you know kind of like that perhaps soon
don't be worried uh i have A piece of advice
that's very kind of, it sounds kind of dull,
but I think it's important. If you're going to
make stuff, just like make stuff. Don't worry
if it's bad to start with. Just make stuff. Because
I think a lot of people, when they want to go,
I want to make a channel. And I've spoken to
a lot of people who are like, I want to do YouTube
stuff or social media stuff. It's like, just
get working on it. Don't wait for it to be perfect.
Don't get in your own way. Just get on with it.
Make stuff. It will be bad at the start. My stuff,
I look back at my first videos, I'm like, oh,
great. And you get better over time. And you
make really good stuff if you try stuff, you
experiment, and you just make new stuff. You
learn a little thing every time, and you'll get
there. But you've got to just get cracking on
with it. That's the main thing I'd say. Yeah,
it's better. One bad thing you've actually done
and put out is better than the hypothetical perfect
thing that sits in your storage. 10 years i'm
i would say um i mean there's a few things to
it which is there's a general uh i say eli if
you missed it someone asked a question about
advice about starting a warhammer channel or
just a law channel and hobby channel in general
i'd say a general piece of advice on youtube
is there's kind of a formula which is set up
an expectation and then deliver on it so a lot
of us here will if we do a video or certain things
you'll notice the formula does pop up which is
you know in law crimes is there a cold open yes
because then it's again it's the formula of set
up expectation and then you deliver on it because
you people would like to see that moment or certain
things pop up in my videos i do a cold open thing
as well because it's i'm setting up a point where
it's a very contentious part and the characters
So therefore you go, well, when does that, you
know what I mean? You want to understand when
that happens or what is the thing around that.
Colin has a similar thing as well, where it's,
you know, the question is in the title, which
is, do you do or don't the faction? Do you, or
do you not? So you need to watch the video to
see if you do that. It's hard. It's hard on shorts.
I think, I don't know if Eli might have to give
specific advice on short stuff. Cause that's,
that's almost like its own realm. I think. the
one thing that ties that all together though
is just like get stuck in straight away like
if you have like a long winded intros like people
just click off it's like yeah in get on that
i start with a quote how we'll start with what
he mentioned and it's like you got it you got
to like straight away get to the point get and
then you then you can slow down as you go on
but like just get get there get there doesn't
have to be like hyperactive but just get stuck
in i say another one is make something some people
make something someone would like would want
to watch because a lot of the times you can all
of us you know at some point here have had an
idea and then we we like the idea but there's
a difference between we like the idea versus
do people want to watch that so as well like
make sure you're putting it through a filter
of is this interesting because it's obviously
a you know this is not just a community thing
this is youtube so you're trying to find and
make stuff where people would like to watch it
i just make stuff shorts is weird shorts you
have to find your own style of doing it and you
have to like I don't know I think with anything
on YouTube if you're putting your heart and soul
into it and you're like trying your best it'll
at least do mediocre and that's what really matters
in my opinion also try something different which
is very hard as in there's not you're not going
to reinvent the wheel necessarily but don't be
like like when I started out I thought to myself
don't be Luton 2 .0 because there are channels
who have started as Luton 2 .0 and they've not
gone anywhere really or even the whole reason
I made my channel was because I was like I wanted
to I made content I would have wanted to watch
when I was like getting into the hobby and like
trying to learn stuff where it's like all killer
no filler no extra bits just like this is this
person and they were in one book it's two minutes
long thanks like you had to you have to do something
unique and if it isn't unique it has to be centered
around your personality at the very least yeah
or of quality there's a you have a three metric
thing is it if you're not reinventing the wheel
it has to be of good quality that's the usual
kind of thing about it yeah but again but the
again number one thing is don't start you know
it's you don't start next week start now yeah
number number one is just do it i mean what someone
okay i was I can't remember where I heard the
quote, but it was like, you know, the best time
to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second
best time is now. Yeah. And here's the thing.
If you don't succeed, you can... I've done channels
which didn't succeed, but I still learned skills.
And then that served me well in channels like
this one that's done well. It's like, if you
do something and it doesn't succeed, don't worry
about it. You've learned skills. And then you
have a chance to learn from the mistakes you
made or try something that will be more successful.
you know it's better than than just saying oh
i could have done this but i didn't attempt it
like yeah just just get stuck in just get stuck
in you'll be fine also if you if you sell your
soul to the the drama demon uh you know don't
do that that's it because it's not ever green
yeah most just in general thing most things like
you'll you'll find like a lot of other people
have try stuff on youtube as well like just see
what kind of doesn't work as well as what works
that's a big thing because some things are you
know if you want to do this for a long time you've
got to get stuck in into things that will last
a long time and have interest for a long time
if things have temporary um interest you've got
to make a lot of them and you've always gonna
be on board so you know make your choice Can
I add a little extra bit to that as well? You
could analyze successful things on YouTube and
just kind of play the game. But I guarantee you,
if you're not, if your heart isn't in it, you're
not going to do it for long because you'll get
bored of it. You'll get fed up. You won't have
a passion for it. And people can tell. So you're
much better off doing something that you are
passionate about than you enjoy. And even if
it doesn't, even if it doesn't get the same numbers,
at least you'll be looking forward to making
the next video. And if you don't, if you want
it to be successful. You have to be willing to
make sacrifices and put in a lot of hours and
get nothing in return for a very long time. Oh,
that's the number one thing. I don't know how
it was for everyone here, but most of us didn't
get like even a thousand subscribers until many,
many months, maybe even a year in. So, you know
what I mean? It depends. On average, most people
don't get like a thousand subs even if they try.
Most people, if it's a good channel, it gets
a thousand subs in a year. You've got to start
tomorrow, start today. You've got to start going.
A lot of us, we all started. I started working
my normal job. I came home and I started on YouTube.
I wasn't the most productive, not full -time,
but you've got to have sacrifices, give it a
go, and what's the harm in trying? Go for it,
guys. Go for it. I have another comment. I think
it's a funny contrast to that one, which was
quite wholesome and insightful. This one's from
Cold One Mike. I'll just timestamp it for a second.
This one for Hal. What's law crimes official
political stance on poor people? I know Hal consumes
the cell type, them cell type. What about the
other lads? Does Eli put them in a full Nelson?
Does Andy risk the peasant girls only to break
their hearts? Does Colin breathe the same air
that they do? elaborate and state law crimes
official stance also in brackets uh congratulations
love you guys and god bless you so i think that
it's okay to be in an unfortunate economical
situation yes where did the meme come from but
how how however hates poor people with a passion
you must rise up against the bourgeois how as
we've heard in the past bro i grew up on like
bunk beds and like you know i mean In an area
where I'm pretty sure everyone was running around
in tracksuits, things like that, you know what
I mean? A bit rough. In my childhood childhood,
you know what I mean? I don't know where this
whole thing has come from. It's probably the
accent, to be fair. My bad. There's nothing wrong
with being poor. As long as you manage your money
good, then as a fellow Canadian, I understand
the poor life. The state of eggs and the cost
of eggs. The state of eggs. If anyone's been
to university or college or anything like that.
Big tip to not be poor. Don't go to university
or college unless you're absolutely sure about
what you're going to do and you know that it's
going to get you a job afterwards. Or get the
government to pay for your tuition. You get a
big enough scholarship. I would recommend that.
I don't think we have scholarships in the UK.
Really? Everyone just pays the same. Surely you
have scholarships. If you join the military.
It's the only way to get a scholarship? You have
to pay full price for school unlike half of the
other European countries where it's free. And
you don't get scholarships. Like the American
countries. Yeah, but it's nowhere near the price
of American ones. It depends. Like Guernsey,
they were just like, oh, how much your family
makes? Like, oh, we'll pay for it. It's like,
yay, thanks, Guernsey. Thank you. I have a useless
degree. Yeah, I don't even use my degree anymore.
There's a lot of good ways to get student grants
in Canada. The full -time student grants, you
should. look into that if you're going to school
i did that and it paid for basically most of
college classes so she well uh there's another
question here which is it's for colin by uh sir
this is oh see this is sleepy god uh it's colin
so your hatred of mer in elder scrolls makes
sense but is there anything you do enjoy about
them personally despite knowing uh what they
are Despite knowing that they are the worst,
I can't help but love the Dunmer for their lore
and some designs. I like the one Altmer in Windhelm
who will flat out admit to you she is simply
in Skyrim to profiteer off of selling weapons.
I gotta respect the hustle, I think. Neranya
or something like that is her name. Shout out
to her. She's a real one. Yeah, right next to
the blacksmith's forge. She's a bitch. She even
says she doesn't mind the dark elf getting racism.
No, she doesn't care about it because she's making
her bag and that's all she gives a damn about.
I gotta respect it. The Altmer are truly the
worst, to be honest. The Altmer... really do
be like there's not a single like salvageable
one amongst them even the ones that are in solitude
in like the clothing shop which the only one
you can marry that one is a bitch like she's
somebody clip these together to make it sound
like he's talking about poor people please Once
again, I am taken out of context. Yeah, no, you
should kill every mer, and then the ones that
are made essential, you should use console commands
to unessential them and then kill them. In this
house, Mr. Whitestrike is a hero. Yes, yes, he
is. Glory be to the stars. The robot man. Yeah,
robot gay robot man. I love him. I can't go to
a bigger... I forgot there's a bigger one here
at the end of this question. Colin. You killed
my twink, so I kill your country. This is by
Saturnine Sewer Gator. sewer gator wow that's
not spelled the way i thought it would be um
if you okay this is this is probably more like
what me andy but um if you guys were in charge
of rewriting the horror's heresy but still trying
to keep it within the general story beats what
would you do to improve it what plot elements
would you rewrite slash remove or rewrite all
of the salamanders in every book they're in i'd
make it a i'd make it a 10 book series that would
be it I feel like we could cut down on a whole
lot of let's assassinate Horace books. There's
a lot of anthologies as well that if you take
them out of the grand scheme of things, it's
like there's only 30 -something books, really.
Make Fulgham's Downfall a lot better as well.
Make it more convincing. Make it not suck. It's
really difficult, this question, because it's
such a... There's so many things. There's a Jenga
piece. If you remove one thing, does it... just
just make 10 really long books just make 10 really
long books all in a day um I would have it so
like a lot again like there is a lot of chaff
in it again Paul Colin Eli like hearing about
more and more Space Marines I get it like it's
like each each section needed their content so
to say but there is a lot of um again like some
of the straight up just some of the books could
just be cut and it makes no difference or in
some way like some plot lines just don't need
to be added in like do we need a caliban sub
i imagine i like it do we need a caliban like
luther chaos subplot do we need a second operium
secundus plot line maybe maybe not you know i
mean like there's a general like Again, just
trim the fat. I think it's that thing with...
How many episodes of One Piece has everyone here
watched? I once tried and I watched like 10 and
I was like, what am I doing? It was on right
before I... It was lights out bedtime when I
was a kid, so I would watch that whenever it
came on, but I don't remember it. halcyon years
of early youtube you could watch full episodes
up to like episode 300 yeah i watched about episode
200 and something and then they just all got
disintegrated fanos snapped out of existence
and i was like well that's that then i guess
probably a good thing a better one which is um
no one has watched um naruto Yeah, I've watched
it. I wish the Horror's Heresy was like Naruto,
but all the filler episodes are dead. Hang on
now, you put respect on Mecha Naruto's name?
No. I only watched the first half. Is it Shippuden
or Shonen Jump? What's the first part of Naruto?
It's just Naruto. Okay, well, that's the one
I watched before they all became adults and it
got good and cool. So I never experienced P.
Yeah. I mean, hey, it's cool that Boruto's dad
got his own show. It's my favorite joke. I hate
that so much. I remember watching the finale
of Naruto when it was coming out and I was in
school and I was like, first of all, there's
so many bloody episodes, but it was pretty coated
back then. We were all gassed. I think you could
have one whole big giant book that leads up to
the Istvan bombings. the yes fan massacre you
probably do that in just two really big books
have one have one book maybe half of it or all
of it for the nice eating council and prospero
and then the rest of it doesn't matter until
the siege is here that's what i'm saying it's
a weird bit like maybe have some ptsd with it
which is i at many points reading the horus heresy
was definitely like oh my god it's a bit of a
slog and then but by the end of it i'm always
like it did it it kind of needed that bit to
create the full picture and i'm always like oh
you know i mean again i wouldn't i don't really
need the damnation of pythos where it's like
a bunch of iron hands and some weird we're on
a weird planet with some gooby fellas oh no ah
you know what i finally have my answer um is
fun A few more of the Primark's die is fun. So
let's just say Corvus Corax, Vulcan and Ferris
Manor's die there. But maybe let's just say Lorgoth
dies there too. Maybe one of the other traitor
ones as well. Maybe Fulgrim died there as well
in some strange about way. And then that would
make it so much more streamlined. Yeah. And if
they should have kept... how they made the alpha
legion in legion they should have just stayed
like that for the whole thing and stayed aside
characters and we should have never had a single
pov alpha legion book dan abner is just too good
uh i said the we do have another one by uh resident
law criminal which is a raw 666 to everyone besides
pancreas What war games or franchise interest
you outside of Warhammer 40k and you wish to
expand in either as lore videos or talk on lore
crimes or other hobbies with concerns with GW
being a yo -yo? you know brackets good or bad
when it comes to handling not only the law but
the management of their armies and rules i'm
curious where you would want to go if it comes
too much i'm not asking colin for if he does
that he may never have other hobbies he likes
to share that he has not already talked about
i mean colin can say about talk about stuff he
hasn't done yet colin's already talked about
what the mech warrior setting halo star wars
um clone wars loads of stuff on his own channel
so like i think it's you've already kind of done
that on your channel i suppose um mass effect
for me please don't ruin mass effect 5 please
don't ruin mass effect 5 i will cry i will curl
into a ball and i will i will starve myself in
the corner of my room please casey hudson please
uh that's my bit eli do you have any i'm rereading
this whole question because i gotta check what
it said again Do you expand into D &D maybe?
I'm curious on where you want to go. If I was
leaving Warhammer to go to something else, that's
what this question is asking? In some way, yeah.
Or other things you talk about, lore crimes anyway.
Bolt action. Bolt action is awesome. I love bolt
action. It's very fun. And I would go play that.
Magic's also fun. D &D is fun. I would do D &D
lore. I've been meaning to make a channel for
D &D lore. I just haven't had any gosh darn time.
I really want to do some D &D lore shorts here
and there. Star Wars Legion is fun, but I haven't
played recently. Lord of the Rings Middle Earth
Strategy Battles is fun. Bolt Action is awesome
though. Bolt Action is really fun. Banzai. I
generally don't know because my prevailing interest
is in Warhammer. And the thing is like... I always
see it like as if everyone likes music, you know,
when people tell you music was really good back
in the day, I guess there's another episode,
but that's because everyone only remembers the
good stuff. As in people forget. Like if, if
I remember like 10 years ago, the amount of music
slop and I don't remember, like, I don't listen
to those songs again, but I listened to all the
ones that, you know, are still good from that
era. Games workshop things will always be like
that where. There's lots of stuff that come out
all the time. I'm only going to probably dabble
with the stuff that's good. That's kind of my,
you know, I don't have to make content that quickly.
You know, I'm not having to do a video every
week. So I'm just going to simply engage with
the stuff that's interesting. And then I just
don't touch the stuff that's not interesting
because life's kind of too short to just be stuck
on all the bad stuff of things. You know what
I mean? It's not good for your soul. There's
a reason there's barely any Space Marine content
on my channel. I just don't want to read Space
Marine slop books. So I just don't. As in terms
of doing something else, I really don't know
if I could bring myself to do something else.
I don't know if I love anything else as much
as Warhammer. And even if Games Workshop is being
a bastard at some point, I don't work for Games
Workshop. know if i do you know i don't have
any ndas or anything like that i've never been
contacted by them ever i don't even know if they
if they know i exist or something so i'll just
i'll just stay on my youtube corner just making
things that i find interesting and then that's
all you have to do really you don't have to do
much more than that if you don't like new lore
you just don't have to talk about it you just
keep talking about old ones yeah that way even
though some good stuff does come out you know
not again but like most things not like not every
old warhammer book is good neither there's a
lot of duds mostly space marine books yeah there's
a few there's a few duds ones that we you'll
never even realize they exist because i um i
have a question which because because colin didn't
really get to to talk about that last one. I've
got one for him. And this one's from Vaporax
or Vaporox. Okay, here's a really gnarly one
that you'll get some laughs. Colin, and specifically
Colin, how many of Marafi's toes do you think
you could fit in your mouth at once? Wow. You
know how a snake unhinges its jaw? It'll look
something like that. But they don't. All of them.
Their jaws are not connected at the front, I'm
pretty sure. Both feet, Colin? Both feet? Oh,
yeah. He prefers she sprint at him first. As
they are in Total Warhammer, pre -dirtied up
for my pleasure. Okay. You did not need to add
that part. They've become gunked up for the taste
already. Honestly, go sit in your chair. I want
the taste of battle from those stompies. We won,
but at what cost? There's a fun one here by Diamond
Clone, which is, would you guys stream a Warhammer
tabletop game on Tabletop Simulator? I'd love
to see Eli and Colin play. We have done that
once. Hell beat my ass. we had that idea like
a year ago and then we did like kind of a stream
but not really i don't think we actually streamed
it and then we and then we like never touched
it again so yeah we we got we we got to be gaming
don't focus on no girls for us stay gaming we
got we got to be we got to be gaming i mean how
do people not know yet it's been three years
dog Four years over just for me. Almost five.
Fuck. Someone kill me. I'm getting old. I was
going to say, when we started this, how old were
you, Elon? Three years ago. I was 22 or 21, depending
on... God, he's such a... He's 25 now. Innocent
baby. He's a fetus. A resident. Now he's on.
He's on with us, Andy. You are on. Andy's unk
-cal is like metamorphosizing into unk. Before
our very eyes. Perfect cell. I have issues. Is
there any more, Andy? I don't know if I have
any more on my list. Did I go through most of
them? Oh, I got loads. Let me have a quick. Here's
a good one. I don't think we've had this. From
Borbo. Why did you end up like this? What do
you mean by that? what do you mean by that bro
i think it's open to interpretation to be honest
yeah shout out to guys what does this mean i'm
just i'm just happy with who i am as a person
and so i act how i want to act oh someone said
i love spartans i love being old at 20. oh here's
a good one from Skarsnik's TopGuy. If you could
add any faction to one of the games, AOS or the
Old World, etc., but you have to remove two factions
from the pre -existing game, what are you choosing?
This is just fantasy. It says AOS, Old World,
etc., so I assume 40k could be included as well.
What was the start of the question again? If
you could add any faction to one of the games,
but you have to remove two that already exist,
what would you be choosing? So, like, if I went,
I want to see Ultramarines in Old World, I will
take out, let's say, I don't know, I'll take
out the High Elves, and I'll take out the Wood
Elves, and there we go. Done. Bye -bye. Bye -bye,
Custodes. Bye -bye. Bye -bye. Goodbye, Custodes.
Goodbye, Squats. You're out of there. I don't
even know where I'm at. I just got rid of those
two. I'm going to choose, now don't hate me for
this, specifically Yanari. No one hates you for
that. Okay, just checking. Unfortunately, everyone
agrees with that take. Specifically Inari, because
it just draws attention away from Eldar, Harlequins,
and Drukhari. The second one I get rid of, only
because it's done so poorly on the tabletop at
the moment. Do I remove the lore as well, or
just the tabletop? I assume the lore. It's just
faction. If it was just tabletop, I would have
removed Imperial Agents at the moment, because
they're just abandoned as a faction on the tabletop.
That includes Inquisitors. Yeah, I know, but
I can't. Are you going to get rid of all of those
factions? That was what I was going to say, if
I could keep the lore part. The second lore faction
I would murder, spank badly on the... This is
tough, man. Probably one of the Imperial ones,
isn't it? It's probably one of the Imperial...
You know what? It would probably be the Assassins.
i don't know if like it needs to be a faction
in some sense it'd just be a mysterious thing
of like it does not like it doesn't yeah like
it doesn't really have to have anything crazy
give it to the raven guard combine them give
them something to do if i would i do feel like
i would kill some space marine things but this
is like it's just kind of a one chapter so it's
not really worth it i'd like to add the he show
from in the space that's Add them to the tower
or something. The samurai ostriches, yes. The
Aztec samurais. Very cool. Ostrich. Okay. Are
we ready for another one? I didn't answer that
one. Yeah, I was thinking. Give us a fantasy
one or something. Yeah. It's really tough, isn't
it? Yeah. Just add a whole new faction to a game,
but I gotta kill two. I think I would probably
remove the ogres. I love the ogres, but they
don't really have much presence. It's cool when
they show up. Them as mercenaries is very fun,
and I am a fan of eating weird shit. What Grease's
gold tooth is having for dinner does not affect
the overall story very much. I'm excited to read
about it, but if it's removed, I don't think
too much will be lost. There's a right answer.
There's a right answer for the fantasy removal
faction. Are you going to make me say High Elves?
No. It starts with an H, though. They deserve
it. They live near Sylvania. Oh, yeah. They're
not quite a faction, but I do agree. Hunt down
your local halfling. I am Marius Lee Dorpstra.
Make halfling camps. I don't know who I would
add. Just make a faction is how this is appearing
to me. Is there a faction from the old world
that's not in AoS that you think deserves to
be? I think I'd reverse it. I'd put some Ideneth
equivalent into the old world. Lord of the Rings
faction could fit into... Can I cheat or add
in a faction? I would create a major faction
from loads of the minor Xenos ones that are still
around. Like what the Tau should be. Dispossessed.
I mean more of a dark mirror. The Tau's thing
is like, we're a good collection of alien species.
I would like a dark mirror version. You know,
it talks about we have... Just read the Phil
Kelly books, bro. All that good stuff. Just put
a crazy faction of this is the bad conclave of
things. You know what would be fun? You make
the dispossessed joke, Andy. GW already did that
in AOS with the dwarf models. Yeah. But here's
an idea for a 40k army. Just app humans. And
then you could have some weird stuff. I was reading
about... the trough are quarantined to their
world of, I think it's called verdant. And they
are like, they, they draw nourishment, nourishment
from the soil because they are like tree mutants.
So they grow leaves and bark like skin. Yeah.
Cool. But then with some like ratlings put in
some of the, what they call the Afriel strains,
the, the gland warriors, the, the felonies. Yeah.
all of them put them all in one big army you'd
have so much variety so many weird bespoke things
like the long shanks who have the long gangly
arms and so they like are good at like artillery
at the back lines like you could have a really
fun army with like some really cool minis but
it would be very strange No, because then you've
got big mech suits. You can't compete with the
big mech suits. Don't need the big mech suits.
The Tau are their worst enemy. They're like,
oh, cool, we've got all these infantry. Screw
that, I've got Gundams. Like, cool, that's the
Tau now. Gundams are the least cool part. Here's
another one for you fellas. Meat Melon. Great
name. Very short question. Biggest dumbass in
40k in fantasy? Wow. Wow. Every Alpha Lesion
character at the climax of any Alpha Lesion book
usually does something horrendously stupid. I
guess John Grammaticus in some sense that means.
I mean, I might just stick with John. I don't
know if he's a dumbass, but... Kind of the goat.
I think probably... Eldritch. Ferris. I hate
to say it. Oh no, I changed my answer. Magnus
the Red. He is a dummy. As Vulcan points out
in the Siege of Terror book, he says, like, Magnus
is like, I was trying to save people, and then
Vulcan went, so when the ships arrived, did you
not bother trying to contact them? Did you not
try? And he went, no, you just wanted to be a
little martyr. Hey, remember that time where
you mind wiped all of your citizens so they didn't
know what was going on when the invasion happened
at Prospero? Oh yeah, I was helping. Were you?
Were you, Magnus? He's a dumbass. I think I'll
go with Magnus as well, to be honest. Farsight
in the Phil Kelly novels is pretty stupid as
well. I'm going to cheat and go thankful, but
it's on purpose. Arnbaugh is also profoundly
stupid in the Phil Kelly books. Every Tao character
is just stupid in the Phil Kelly books. It's
almost like this guy doesn't like these characters.
Oh my gosh. Forever tilted. Shout out to Watch
Captain Artemis of the Death Watch. True. The
biggest troll in all of 4K. We are going to outright
kill one of the 4K ascots. Nuh -uh. One million
chat edits for Cat Anonymous. The elder of our
mind could never comprehend. Altair just should
have seen it coming, bro. You'd think he would
have. Glory be to that man's palatal white streak
level hate of elves. Oh my god. Do we have any
more, Andy, or should we wrap up on the last
few donos? I've got one more, which I think would
be quite fun. I think this would be a good way
to cap it off, then we could do donos. This is
from Bill McLaughlin. What are some of your dream
fights between characters in 40k and AOS? Like,
what would be the best? I mean, Archeon and Abaddon
would be fun. Khan versus Erebus again? Round
two. Ding, ding, ding. I want Aunchie to fight
any main character. That'd be awesome. Because
Aunchie is literally a goat. I think Kyphos Kane
versus anybody of importance. Yeah, that's an
easy one. I'd like Lucius. Lucius fighting Armin
just came into my head as a funny fight. But
also Lucius versus Karn would be cool. What else?
I don't know. If Lucius could fight any main
character, that'd be nice, but they can't. There's
that grudge match that Jane's R wants where she's
like, I'm going to strip you of your armor and
put you in my Colosseum. I want a Phoenix Lord
to fight a Primarch. That's what I want to do.
I want a Phoenix Lord to freaking... Body, or
at least go toe -to -toe with the Primark. That'd
be awesome. GW don't have the balls to do that,
though. Or Baharoth versus Korax when he comes
back. Aerial dogfight. Bird versus Hawk. Bird
v. Bird. Baharoth, no diffs, by the way. Korax
would get absolutely bodied. Baharoth's actually
too OP. It'd have to be someone else. Or it was
Lightspeed. I can't think of any more. I'd like
Lucas versus Trazin. That would be funny. I'd
also like Oberon to fight any cool character.
Fargo to Oberon. Ariman versus himself, because
that's what it always ends up being. Dante versus
Zandrek. Back in my day. Well, back in my day.
Well, back in my day. I want more Custodes characters
to lose to other things in the universe. That's
what I want. I want the Harlequin King to show
up because to my knowledge he only is just ever
in Valador. And I think that's it. And supposedly
he's like the Harlequin who takes on the role
of Kagarak himself. And I'm like, you know, that
sounds like that would be cool. Mayhaps even
a Harlequin named character could be done with
that. And we could get some cool book with it,
but no. Not for the likes of you. We must put
the only named Harlequin character in the Sisters
of Battle. This is vital for the health of the
army. Such a draw. Such a draw. I've got one
more. It's not exactly a fight fight, but it'd
be like a fight of science. I'd love to see a
team up of Fabius Bile, Mad Doc, Grotznik. uh
sarah uh sarak the necrons super scientist and
um who's the other one you got and the uh drukari
guy call and the drukari guy um oh god what's
his name old fella uh homunculi like a five way
between oh that sounds wrong But those five,
bickering and arguing about how to do science
properly, would be the funniest book I can imagine.
And they're always fighting each other. And they
could kill Fabius every other chapter. And he
comes back. He's like, this guy, I thought we
killed you. And then you could have Belisarius
splitting his mind up. And Grotsnik, just no
one likes Grotsnik because he's just nothing.
He does seem to work if they try it, but it works
when he tries it. And Rakoff being like, you
youngins. I think that would be funny. Just having
all of the mad scientists in one space and then
maybe having a fight and it goes nowhere. But
that's the fun. I'd also like to see the Swarmlord
win every once in a while. That'd be nice. Beat
up Kalgar once. Yeah, that's it. Pretty big win.
Almost Kalgar beats Swarmlord. Sorry, bros. For
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next year, could you enact a pregnant Colleen
stage play? Al could play Colleen. Yes, we can.
I hate that. I hate that idea. How do you feel
about the suggestion? I would like to move on.
Hgrim Harold with the five. Thank you, gentlemen.
I'm going to start on the first videos this week.
Hope it goes well. Good. Good, man. Good luck.
I must poop. Okay. Almost done, buddy. You can
come back. We'll hold the fort. No, it's fine.
I'll hold it. Toaster for ten. If you'll branch
out into other franchises and lore crimes, can
you do Elder Scrolls? I would love to hear Colin
hate on elves for a change. Also, Pelennor did
nothing wrong. That's right. The only thing he
did wrong was not finishing the mission. True.
Thank you. And we do occasionally do adjacent
things, and we just don't always... Keep your
eyes peeled, because there might be something
kind of soon. I'm just saying. Trashbox. Thank
you for the $10. Thank you very much. happy birthday
just celebrated my six -year anniversary with
my partner congratulations questions for question
for eli but anyone's welcome to answer best diet
meals that don't taste like sadness uh this is
my bane sorry man no i i mean depends on what
you enjoy i eat like a dog i can just eat chicken
rice with salt and pepper on it if i need to
but chili cheese dog you should just just buy
like Depends on how much you're able to eat and
what you got to do, blah, blah, blah. But usually
ground beef's really tasty. You can use some
lower calorie sauces. You can use like as many
spices as you want. Those help a lot. Make a
healthier version. Soup's really good. You can
make just about any meal into soup. Just throw
an onion in it and some broth and stuff. Make
healthier versions of what you like. Yeah, that
too. Don't fall for the freaking max protein.
uh versions of meal psyop because they're usually
gross and things like protein ice cream where
it fills up your whole blender is really not
good for your stomach and yeah so it's pretty
working just eat like whole meals that are healthy
and they're usually going to be good they don't
look good but um i really think courgetti is
underrated i think courgetti is amazing what
is that it's it's courgette made into spaghetti
it's courgetti so you don't get all the carbs
It's really nice. You just make it into spaghetti.
It's nice. Thai pasta. You can also go, if you
want to diet, get that Starbucks olive oil coffee.
You will never gain weight because it will not
be in your stomach long enough to actually digest.
Have you ever seen a fat kid jump down a water
slide and he just shoots right out? That's that
drink. A lot of poop talk today. Hey, Chad, how
was your bowel movements today, by the way? Are
you regular? Some donos about your bowel movements,
please. At least once a week, my family will
discuss shit. I'll be from Sweden. Good to see
you there as well in the chat. Thank you for
the 10 year balance. Join in the Elder Scrolls
lore. Truly amazing. Khajiit is happy. Hey buddy,
you're next on the list. Sorry to tell you, Mr.
Khajiit. Set for 199. Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong.
That's right, Enwa. We can say it. It's fine.
It's not real. The Fiverr. Any new war game settings
y 'all are looking forward to? Personally, for
me, it's Conflict 47. Shout out. Shout out to
all the action people. Why do they all have numbers
at the end? You've got Turnip 22. Because it's
1947. Because the war goes on into 47. Science
stuff, yeah. I'll give Trench Crusader a go,
I think, at some point. i meant to and then my
friend never actually printed the models and
so then i kind of just like there's no new ones
that i'm actually looking forward to though to
be fair i just like bolt action and lord of the
wings i just want them to do more british models
saying go all right there mate you got a license
for that crusade and they come up to you with
like fish and chips um we have several from cast
cheese so i'll read you anyway youtube chat should
i read it as cheese anyway youtube chat now is
a weird leaderboard thing so i gotta win with
the money wow he's stuck he gone um can i can
are we still moving we're still moving on the
screen highlight things I don't know how. Oh,
he's back. He's back. He's back. Typical. Typical.
I'm reading the donation. I got kicked off. Frame
one. Turn up 28. Turn up 28. Shadow, turn up
28. I'm sure I'll laugh when I rewatch it in
the Edding room floor. Read it out in your absence.
Don't worry. Okay. Well, I'll read this one then.
Sorry. Make heresy about Sangors. Just Sangors.
Yappin. Zangor heresy. Let's go. I own Zangor.
I don't get the love for them that crazy. People
are crazy about Zangors. I would remove anyone
who isn't Imperial Knights. Shame on you. Shame
on you. Go play Battletech for the love of God.
It's right there. Don't play an army with more
than three models, please. I was like, I'm pretty
sure we have settings like this, which is just
big mechs. Thank you. Oh, here we go. Who wants
to say the infamous brilliant name? There we
go. The 10 euros. Hey, guys. I hope you're all
doing well. I'm doing all right. Thank you. I
hope you are. Sadly, I cannot stay for long.
Still stuck at a job. Hope that goes soon. Yeah,
good luck, man. I have a question for all of
you. Which of the characters, both 40k and AOS
slash fantasy, would you like to go for a drink?
It's only Godric, right? Godric might kill you
if he gets grumpy, though. Yeah. He feels very
minimal. moral hesitations about just killing
people. And he's quite good at it. I'd go with
Lucas. Lucas is a good laugh. Yeah. Yeah, probably
Cain. I don't, like, drink much, so I think a
nice cup of sake with an ethereal, like, ounchy,
because he's a wise fellow. He's a wise fellow,
and I've learned a lot. put me on a bender with
Lehman Ross meanwhile at the drink with Vanshi
he's just like and you need to buy my new app
about meditations for only 17 pounds to get six
pack abs like mine Lehman Ross is right there
you're all fools you guys want to get big off
of Warhammer lore Beeson from Sweden. Member
for 17 months. Thank you so much, dude. Got threatened
with a spork at work. What's going on in Sweden?
Was it one of those disposable wooden ones or
was it metal? Because I'd be more frightened
if it was made of steel. And he's gone. He's
got to go. Thank you for the $5, Benadryl. Remember
me? Yeah, I know you do. My gym got closed and
now I'm making you suffer for it. Which Primark
would make the best more story? What does that
mean? I'm not sure what this means. If they had
more story? That's what I assume. Ferris? Give
Jagatai 17 books and you'll never hear from me
again. Ferris is easy, I think. To be fair, I
would say I think we need some more lion stuff.
He was like, he's back, and now he's just kind
of disappeared. He hasn't had what Gilliman's
had, where he's had a lot of stuff. We need to
keep him going, guys. Don't forget the lion.
He's kind of important. If Fulgrim fell over
the course of two books, I think it would have
been really good. He got a book. recently yeah
i'm oh yeah yeah he was in it for 10 minutes
yeah yeah he got a book sure literally they're
literally doing clickbait books now it's that's
like so crazy fulgur most certainly was present
for a bit oh m preg he's m preg which primark
would make the best m preg story of course fulgur
Lorgar would be a lovely father. Faris Manus.
Yeah. It's like how Zeus gave birth to Athena
by splitting his head open. Angron's already
angry enough. Get him Prego. He's going to be
so cross. Quite literally. Just so we can have
some more Vulcan lore. Maybe it'll be better
than the actual books. Extra medium for five
bucks. Hey guys, just want to shout out Colm
R. McGuinness since he's announced a 40k album
Kickstarter and all his chaos songs are peak.
Nice. We'll have to look into it. I thought you
were just saying Colin's name, but like silly.
Alright, very cool. That's cheese. Amazing on
the floor. Not sure what that's in reference
to. Is the cheese good on the floor? The Jennifer
Lopez song? Boreboremus Rumble Snort. Thank you
for the $6 .90. You know, if you want to talk
about activities with Primarchs, I have provided
some discussion material in the Discord I feel
would be worth a quick read through. We can't
read this out because this is a Discord exclusive
because someone has you, you motherfucker, have
described what each of the Primarchs will do
to you after sex. I've read that. I did see that.
some epic uh voltage and stuff uh raw 666 or
five bucks how have you done any of our video
suggestions and if not when i know some of them
are not uh current dance was it i can get some
likes from you horrendous uh yeah the feet here
this was a suggestion we did it yeah yeah it's
a case we do we do check it it's just a case
of um we have to i think we need to go through
and like maybe make a list and see what we want
to do first but uh as you know we are very uh
professional never on late never with technical
difficulties but for now they're just a psyop
so that there's more activity in the discord
yeah please comment all of your suggestions on
the videos not because we read them but because
of the boost engagement i think that being said
there's a last one there andy that's everything
Thank you guys so much. Again, three years kind
of flies. It's really crazy. Again, I think all
of us speak for us when we say, you know, we
do love law crimes. It's a silly little time.
I see little gooses over here talking about stupid
stuff and I'm not sure what we'd all do. YouTube
would be a much lonelier place if we all didn't
have this and surprisingly there is a community
of you now and I'm disgusted with myself for
the things you say. I'm disgusted with myself
to be honest. I let myself down quite a lot.
Shout out to the grandkids watching this and
being like you're a fucking weirdo. That's quite
okay. I hope you guys enjoyed this one. I hope
you guys all have enjoyed some of the content
we've obviously done over the while. We've got
no plans on stopping, so we're going to keep
doing more stuff, more cool things, more collabs.
We don't want to make more collabs. We'll just
do collabs when we want. We'll do collabs when
we want. We'll keep making more content. A couple
more donos that have just snuck through at the
last. Beastman from Sweden. Gotrek versus Gelt.
Who wins? Gelt. I like Gelt. Isn't Gotrek magic
resistance? Magic resistance. Those spells just
don't work on Bro because of his axe or whatever?
It's the axe. Dwarfs are inherently resistant.
He's just kind of him. But Gelt, well, to be
fair, Gelt with an M42 I was going to say he's
not done in that meme. If Gelt was on the Pegasus,
maybe. True. Gertrude cannot fly. That is one
thing she can't do. And if he throws the axe,
he'll lose it. Bones of Smite, $1 .99. Thank
you. Quick last question. Favorite worst 40k
lore? Baby Carriers. Grey Knight Baby Carriers
is, in fact, probably bad lore, but I love it.
It's like a model, though. Maybe like the lore
of them having walkers. Anything with Caldor
Drago in it, I think, is awesome. He's kind of
funny. Is that a Tau? Squish. It's funny. It's
the one memorable moment of that entire book
I'll have you know. I don't want to talk about
it. Were your forefathers to be proud of you
for killing a defenseless diplomat? Yes. There's
literally a post of the Will Smith crime name
and it's asking the Farsight books and Phil Kelly
You got good lore in here? And he says, we got
eight moments in Aura. And that's it. And then
he's gone. We'll be thankful for it. Shout out
to my Phil Kelly interview coming out next week.
Really? No, I'm joking. I wouldn't be able to
get that. I wouldn't be able to get that. Favorite
worst lore has still got to be the Captain Artemis
thing. It's just amazingly impressive. They couldn't
think of a way for this to happen organically
or it couldn't even be interrupted by chaos.
Maybe the last one is Iron Hands, Iron Hand,
Iron Hand, Iron Hands. Adeptus Gustodes. Thank
you. Thank you very much. I was trying to see
what the P .O .D. was. Nurgle Marine in like
a cozy maid costume or something. That's what
it appears to be. anyway hey guys happy third
birthday i work in pastry i've been list really
enjoying listening through your playlist throughout
the day keep up the awesome work thank you thank
you guys for listening for watching again uh
like discord merch all that good stuff if you
want and uh we'll catch you guys all in the next
episodes back to like normal lore and all that
good stuff i think i've got yeah spicy idea for
the next one okay so we'll all see you guys the
next one again happy three years praise me to
boy and gob and let's begin number four yeah
see you guys on the next one peace