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Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome

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back to Lore Crimes. Hello! Evening everyone,

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evening. It's been a while, it's been a while

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since we did a versus match and I thought it

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was about time we brought one back because it's

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good fun. But I'm actually going to be sitting

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this one out because I'm scared of losing again.

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But we also have... Colin is away tonight because

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of house stuff so he's kissing girls and it's

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also in the UK it's in the middle of a bloody

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storm which it mentions oh wow yeah it's stormy

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um so if you do hear any like wishing noises

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or rain be aware that's why uh but in this debate

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we are we are trying to figure out what's better

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old hammer or new hammer in the red corner discussing

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old hammer we have eli deadlifts for the dark

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gods and in the blue corner we have hal defending

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new hammer the amber king or is he going to be

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the amber defroned king we will see the duke

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we'll see um i will warn you that um hal has

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got a presentation for his part um but we're

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going to do this fairly i've got a i've got a

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little tau coin here So whoever the victor is

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gets to pick who goes first and who goes second.

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So you can either pick the Tau symbol or you

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can pick, I think that's Shadow Sun. So who wants

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Shadow Sun? Who wants Eli? I want the Tau symbol.

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You want the Tau symbol? Three, two, one. Tau

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symbol. Eli, you get to pick who goes first.

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I'm raring, to be honest. If Hal wants to go

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first, then he can go first. I have prepared

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stuff to help me get in the mood, shall we say.

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Well, speaking of which, I have a video ready,

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apparently. So do you want me to press this when

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you're ready to start and you'll just go over

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the visuals? I'm going to voiceover. I have to

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do an intro for this video, by the way. So as

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in, like, you'll press play and I'll just start

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talking, to be honest. Okay. Well, you have five

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minutes. Let me just get my timer ready. I hope

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everyone's excited. Oh, there we go. Mr. Mike

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is excited. Fantastic. Okay. Let me just get

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this all set up. Your time starts, Hal, in three,

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two, one. Does it have music on it? No, I'm just

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voicing it. Because from the moment I understood

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the weakness of my argument, it disgusted me.

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I crave the strength and certainty of nostalgia.

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I aspire to the purity of the blessed copium.

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You cling to old hammer. As if it did not kill

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the old world. One day your crude fine cast you

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call goated will fail you. And you will beg my

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modern sculpts to save you. But I am already

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saved. I bring you, ladies and gentlemen, the

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most successful years of Warhammer 40k, boys.

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All right. This is the intro. No, keep playing

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it, keep playing it, Andy. I'm ready, I'm ready.

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Warhammer, go. This is my time. No one knows

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what the JD Vance means, thank you very much.

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I certainly know what the JD Vance means. And

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that one right there. My first argument for the

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Brethren core is like modern 40k art. I'm not

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going to let it speak for itself, to be honest,

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at certain points. This shit is gorgeous, my

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dudes. I know there's such a... heavy hit on

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nostalgia for certain parts of warhammer art

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i cannot knock that but you cannot disagree with

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the things that come out for the horus heresy

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modern 40k some modern 40k codexes eli won't

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disagree here the genesee the cult art is iconic

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we have dark angel ones that again dark angels

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fully return to the setting in a way that which

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we haven't you know appreciated before it's truly

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really hard to get across how They've understood

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the uniqueness in each faction. They've tuned

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in to how much they love. Even in the Total War

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franchise as well, everything now has an established

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Warhammer look and its own unique faction rather

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than a mismatch and jamble of things. Is it grimdark?

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Is it goblin green? Base is fanatic. What the

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hell is going on? Modern 40K has its own thing

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going. The law, boys. We're here for the modern

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law. There's no way anyone can knock the infinite

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and divine. It's basically resurrected from their

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private sleep. The Necrons are resurrected to

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this absolute banger of a novel. Devastation

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of Baal, again. You want space marines. You want

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tyranids. You want perhaps the best experience

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of both. Devastation of Baal is an absolutely

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soul -hitting book. Again, in the modern 40K

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landscape, the Dark Imperium trilogy, one we

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actually have, you know, a sensible human being

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is a book written by an adult, Mr. Guy Haley,

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with Robute Guillemin, Mortarion getting it.

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The Emperor is somehow not off the throne, but

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he's doing stuff. Nate Crowley here again, coming

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in with an absolute banger for Twice Dead King

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Ruin. This again, Eli, you cannot say anything

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about this book. This is perhaps the one, the

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best. warhammer books in the entire setting pretty

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hard to beat that and the saturnine horus heresy

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saturnine is pretty i don't know how is is impossible

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to write a better book like that in a series

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i honestly don't know what abner is doing lords

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of silence is the best chaos book ever written

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it is the best chaos book ever written again

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chris rate modern author Absolutely slap bang

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nailing it. And if you read that, the Beckwin

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series as well. If anyone has loved the Eisenhorn

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series from before, it's still going to go. It

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has the craziest stuff going on, which is the

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things with the yellow King. There's actual,

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like a proper world events, like changing scenario

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that we're all involved in. We're in the mystery,

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the elemental council. Again, Eli can't say anything

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because the elemental council is goated. This

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is like, Again, Shoshi, let Phil Kelly not touch

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anything. Last few bits, the models. The models

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are looking gorgeous, boys. The Primarch models.

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Are you kidding me? The World Eater's coming

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back. 30 seconds. This is a Primaris Marine here,

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and that thing is gorgeous. Look at those Space

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Wolf Terminators. Modern 4K Armies look nothing

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like the old ones. They're actually on another

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level. The Dark Angels releases. with even the

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Inner Circle companions, the Lion, the Adeptus

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Sororitas girls, all coming back in this brand

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new launch, the Necron range. They didn't have

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a Necron range as good as this until now. So

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you're welcome for that. Silent King is amazing.

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Even the newest brand new Terminator. All right,

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enough, enough. Your time is over. Your time

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is up. Your time is up. You can pause the video

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there though, Andy. Spoilers! Man brought a 10

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-minute video for a five -minute segment. My

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word. Okay. Let's go. I like the enthusiasm,

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I've got to be honest. It's a pretty meaty start

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to it. There was some points there where I was

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trying to... There was some fun memes. There

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was a bit of bribery slash pandering towards

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Eli with the elemental council slipped in. Not

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even. That stuff is good. Although... I'm going

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to say it right now. Lord Simons is good, but

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it's not the best Chaos book, in my opinion.

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Not quite. It was in mine. Black Legion, for

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me, is a better book. But... Yeah, I can see

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that. Okay. But that's a very strong start. Eli,

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the tearing off of his clothing deadlifts. Are

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you ready for your five minutes? Yeah, sure.

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And I will say, if you tear off your clothes

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again, I will deduct a point in my tally because

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you can't repeat the memes. So your time starts

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in three, two, one, go. Now, I don't actually

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have any funny bits for this episode. I did zero

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prep at all. I wanted to give my opponent a chance

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because he is truthfully arguing for something

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very hard. And I will say now, he's done a very

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good job at cherry -picking the good things and

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very much so leaving out the ocean of terrible

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things. So let's go back to old, old Warhammer.

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And I'm talking about 6th edition and prior.

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New Hammer to me is 8th edition and onwards.

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They were the Primaris, so I'm not sure if Primaris,

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if Devastation of Baal is really New Hammer personally.

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But let's start with this Necrons book, all right?

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This is really old Necrons lore, which has been

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changed. Up the gate, we have beautiful... beautiful

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artwork very cool very dark okay well let's let's

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hurry it up let's hurry up let's go look at the

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back look at this this is how to make your own

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homemade necron terrain your own necron board

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you got how did you they teach you how to convert

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models how to make your own terrain this is when

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gw really cared this was when the game was made

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by people who actually liked the game who actually

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came up making this game. The teams worked together.

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The lore was uniform. There was no, there was

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no primaris Marines. Let's say that for sure.

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The entire aesthetic is truly unique. It's true.

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Look at these dark angels, man. It's just so

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special. Every single model clearly had love

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put into it. These old elder, the old elders

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still hold up. And while of course the new elder

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are still very cool, the old stuff really holds

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up. Let's look in this apocalypse book. So first

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of all, if we go in here, we, Look at this picture,

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first of all. Beautiful. But let's look a little

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further. First, we'll see. It's telling you about

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how to make a narrative. Then it's saying you

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can use old models. You can use whatever models

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you would like to use in the game. You can ally

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with whatever you want because it's just a big

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giant apocalypse game. It's for fun. You can

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use old models. You can use out -of -date models,

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out -of -print models. Do you want to convert

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a model? Do you want to make your own Fortress

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of Arrogance? Boom! There's rules for that. They

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made rules. Or your converted Baneblade, the

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Fortress of Arrogance. Look at these wonderful

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models. They're so unique. They have so much

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passion and love put into them. We have Inquisitor

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Chromatops. It's not high on him. Truly, truly,

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it's beautiful. Now, that's just the corporate

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side of things. It was far less about major profits

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and more just about making something unique and

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inspiring that people will like. The audience

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were people who liked Warhammer. who were into

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niche things like Warhammer. They weren't trying

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to attract the masses of everyone in the whole

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world to make it as basic and sci -fi as possible

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so that people will buy, buy, buy, make as much

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profit as possible. You could buy a battle force

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back in the day for a hundred bucks. I could

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save that up with my allowance and you have half

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an army. Nowadays, if I want an army, if I'm

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little Timmy, I'm 15 years old, 12 years old.

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I want an army. It's like 500 to a thousand dollars.

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The combat patrols just keep getting worse and

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worse and worse. And it's just. depressing, and

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saddening to see. But let's get into the rules

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if I have time, which perhaps I do. First of

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all, close combat, far superior. Close combat

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was actually unique. It wasn't just charge and

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kill the person and that's it. You had weapon

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skill. So you would have your weapon skill. The

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enemy had their weapon skill. So you were dueling.

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You based the rule you needed off of each other's

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weapon skill. Let's see. Let's look at Andy's

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book right there. Very, very cool. Look at that.

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Look at that. That's so cool. Anyways. If you

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have a higher weapon skill than your opponent,

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you hit your weapon skill, you hit your opponent

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easier and they had a hard time hitting you because

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you're more skilled in close combat. It was about

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making a narrative back then. It wasn't about

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playing checkers. It wasn't playing checkers

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and sometimes one piece on the checkerboard flies

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and casts magic and automatically wins the game

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and they get to nerfed one week later and you

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have to buy a whole new army. There was no meta

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chasing. There was none of that. People might

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say roast into glasses, but that's a huge cope.

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just to try to live with the things nowadays.

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I personally still play 6th, 5th edition, and

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before, and I love it. Let me tell you. Close

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combat, again, was something special. Weapon

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skill was very unique, and then we have initiative.

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So you didn't just go first because you walked

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into an enemy. That's ludicrous. That doesn't

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make any sense, right? You go first if you're

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faster. If I go run towards an Eldar... The Eldar

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is faster than me. The Eldar is going to hit

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me first, and then I'm going to get the hit.

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Or if I have a big Lumbrane Power Fist, I got

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a hit last because I'm initiative one. I have

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a giant weapon in my hand. It only makes sense,

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right? It was about forging a narrative. We also

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have Blissey skill, so not everyone just hits

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on twos and threes, and there's no difference

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between everyone else. A really high Blissey

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skill made you hit on twos and then reroll into

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another roll depending on your Blissey skill.

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Oh, wait. Let's talk about armor. Armor is one

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of the things that we truly miss. I think everyone

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misses for the most part. You have armor value,

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front, side, back. It was easier to destroy a

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vehicle from the back than it was the front.

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Not all weapons could harm a vehicle, as makes

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sense. A lasgun can't harm a land raider. All

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right. You're done. You're done. Get out of here.

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So a pretty strong start. Also, I thought we

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needed some actual visual stimuli after Hal's

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bit, so I just grabbed every book I had to hand.

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Should be dancing in the background. Doing the

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gritty. So that was a pretty strong start to

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kick things off. Please let us know what you

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think in the comments thus far. But while the

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other two brace for the next impact of the three

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-minute segments, I think we should go through

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some donations. So let's start off with DonkeyManUSA.

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We should mention Hal's launched a new podcast

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called Lodgecast, which I'm in a bit. Colin was

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in the first episode. I'm going to see if we

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can get Eli in. Yes. It's about Elf Legion. And

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I loved how the first comment on the video was,

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Hal late. I'm like, yeah. The law crimes memes

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are staying. God damn it. Large one here from

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Gnomeus Chomsky for 20 euro. Thank you very much.

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Hey guys, how's everyone doing? Sadly, I cannot

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stay for the stream. Today was a nightmare at

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work. I have fever and had to work. I hope you

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all will have a great rest of the day and sorry

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that I cannot support you. It's no problem. Make

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sure you take care of yourself with your fever

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and have some soup. Donkey Man USA for $5 a do's.

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Chugging that Corona Fireball Zero Ultra. Thinking

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Hal is obviously correct. Do you guys know about

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this concoction? Oh, this is the Colin. It's

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a Colin drink, yeah. Yep. I believe next week's

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guest is going to be chugging, chug -a -lugging

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that as we do the stream. We've got a few more.

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Eli, do you want to read a couple and then Hal

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read a couple? Glock sucker. Thank you for the

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$4 .99. i wake up to colin's video at 2 a .m

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like the george lopez meme and hear him in my

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sleep i love you based thank well thank you very

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much another one for you eli and then a couple

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for hal colin's husband oil up and bouncing freaky

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style thank you for the five dollars happy spooky

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month horror movies is one of the only things

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that get me as hard as four hammer okay i'm expecting

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some aos death content or else i'll edge Broke's

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going to do that anyway. Look at me. You're going

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to do that anyway. We can get some Skelly boys

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out, maybe. Hal, would you like this one? Skarsnip's

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Top Gun, formerly known as Thanos. We're getting

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the Alter Pawns versus Scape Pawn Warhammer versus

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had to use the letter what's the O with the dash

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instead of O because YouTube is still limiting

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my power. Truly, man, you are. They are. It's

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not the damn woke mob these days. Maybe it's

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Chesky. Five euros. B .S. I want Hal as my lawyer

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in court with arguments like, Your Honor, if

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I may be so bold as to say the opposition's take

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is kind of cringe, not going to lie. I still

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like the, occasionally I'll just check the comments

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on law crimes and there'll be a comment on the

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one where it was just like, girthy, Your Honor.

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And you went, girthy? I'm like, yeah, that was

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a fun one. Rogel dawns Primark sized golden toilet

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Wow 500 rused can't watch the stream wasted as

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a fun I see Colin in here. It looks like the

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bad takes police finally got him to have a nice

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dream y 'all The naked possible thank you for

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35 czar. Hi guys who has seen Space King series

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from flash gets praise be to Space King I actually

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watched the first like 20 minutes the other day,

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but I haven't watched the other two Praise be

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to Space King I watched a little bit of Space

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King. I might have ordered some of their new

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merch as well. And I have the hate manga hoodie.

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Tell them about the per capita. I'm getting to

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it. Very funny. 9 .99. If I only caught a live

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stream with the guys, shame that cologne is missing

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to make up the full roster. But here are some

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Imperial credits to show my appreciation. Thank

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you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Last one for

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now. The dank apostle for 14 czar where we're

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going. We won't need eyes to see. Good quote.

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Good quote. Thank you everyone for your donations.

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Now. Let me just alter my timer. We've got a

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three -minute segment. Now, Hal, question for

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you. There's five minutes left of this video,

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but you've only got three minutes. Andy, could

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you please get the video up again and go to 5

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minutes 58 and pause it there, please? Do you

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have any questions for us, Andy, before we go

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on to the next section? Isn't that a thing we

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usually do? 5 minutes 58. Okay, I thought I'd

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get this ready first. Okay, so before we start

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this round, Hal, you're doing your very best

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to absolutely proverbially deep throat how good

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the lore books are these days. But what are you

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going to say to the people who will say, well,

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you know what? It's losing its grim darkness.

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It's losing its kind of gothic tone. What are

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you going to say about that? What are you going

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to say about that, eh? I think it's the thing

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of people before will say it was only grimdark

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and therefore you, again, you were only getting

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grimdark before, whereas now you are getting

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grimdark and you are getting other things. So

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therefore, from that perspective, it seems like

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it's less grimdark. But may I remind you. warhammer

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wasn't always grimdark if it's if we're including

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all the editions before i'm pretty sure there

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was some real goofy cartoon looking eras as well

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so when people complain about there's not a grimdark

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uh go read some of the newer books you'll find

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it it's not really hard to find and to be fair

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just on a personal note if you've read some of

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the more grimdark story at some point there's

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a limit of grimdark and it's there's the demonculaba

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You've heard about the Demonculaba and nothing's

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ever going to be as grim, dark as that. So therefore

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everything after that doesn't seem grim, dark

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because your perspective has changed, but that

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doesn't mean the other thing. The world is still

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grim, dark. It's still gritty, horrible. And

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then, but they also expand more to that. If it

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was only ever going to be grim, dark, we'd never

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have gotten the infinite and divine, which is

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again, we never got brutal cunning. with the

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orc books we never would have gotten other things

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so it's yeah maybe it's less grim dark but that's

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because it's expanding into other genres that

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still is good and that has in fact made it to

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some of the best books in the series all right

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uh eli um to to quote uh the the talking points

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of the day in the discourse i got a gatekeep

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girl boss goon max uh surely Surely Old Hammer

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is always the best because it was always perfect

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and there was never any problems with it. But

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I will say, if we can't make anything new and

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change things and innovate, then what's the point?

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What do you say to that? We need New Warhammer

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because it's better to try stuff like Hal said,

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like infinite and divine. There's nothing wrong

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with advancing and making new things. In fact,

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around the early 2000s, mid -2000s was when GW

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really found its stride. If you compare the OG

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Dark Eldar to the mid -2000s Dark Eldar, it's

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a vast difference, extremely nice. All the new

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models that came out with those days were very

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good. Making new things isn't a bad thing. Making

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new things that are bad is when it becomes a

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bad thing. If you're making new things and they're

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not actually improving or adding, and in fact,

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if they're taking away... then why bother making

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that thing at all? If it's only for profits,

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if there's no love put into it, if we have Inquisir

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Cotias turning into now Inquisir Cotias, that's

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a new thing. And I think the entire community

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agrees that it is not better. New does not always

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mean better. New always meaning better is a very

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poor path of logic used by very unintelligent

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people. I knew you were going to bring him up.

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You should say. A year ago, we did a stream ranking

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other ugly models, and they are all from early

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Warhammer. They were literally like 99 % from

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early Warhammer. So between us both, there is

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duds. But I will say, it's excusable to have

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duds when you're starting out as a company, when

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you're in your earlier days, and you're in the

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90s, and the model making stuff is not. You know,

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completely upscale. Because like I said, if you

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look in the early 2000s, pretty much everything

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they made in those times, there were no duds.

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They hit after hit after hit. Everything was

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really cool back then. Obviously, the first edition

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things were very goofy, but then the aesthetic

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changed a little bit. Now, GW is probably the

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richest company for games, maybe other than Wizards

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of the Coast, I would imagine, and Magic the

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Gathering. They have nearly unlimited resources.

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and they have decades of experience, they truly

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have no excuse to make anything bad ever. Was

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that a shot fired at the sanguinary guard? Giving

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them any leeway is giving them far too much credit

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than they deserve. As I said, they have unlimited

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resources to make the best things possible. And

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if they come with anything lower than average,

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that is unexcusable. But, counterpoint. The original

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Nagash miniature was perfection. We should have

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stopped there. We should have said, pack it in,

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boys. Best thing ever made. True and real. True

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and real. Now, can't get better than that. Funny,

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scrunkly boy. Hal, I have put the video at 5

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.58. Let me know when you're ready for your three

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minutes, and I will count you in. I am ready.

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Okay. Your time begins in three, two... One fight.

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Well, we're starting it. As Eli said, there's

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no such thing as imperfection and, you know,

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not bangers. But God forbid they introduce flyers

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into the game at this point. You're right, you

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know, not in the later stuff, in the older things

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here. And forever since, everyone has basically

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hated these things. Not to mention, yeah, they

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had some not bangers at this time as well. The

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Nick Kime Salamanders trilogy is... you know

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you've got to own that that's of that era paul

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he's still around unfortunately but he's not

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producing things as bad as the salamander trilogy

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which is literally torture for people uh i can't

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i literally i will never go near these things

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it is punishing and again like you said no excuse

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for not having banning bangers well in the olden

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days there's plenty of not bangers again here

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we go eli's favorite author mr gav thought producing

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perhaps another series of what is not my favorite

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author move on he is producing boring book like

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this he ruins eldar there we go Eldar was ruined

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long before anything in modern 40K had a touch

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on it. You know, so you can't really be like,

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oh, all the modern stuff is new. No, they were

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ruining stuff back then. You just forget about

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it. That's the thing. Everyone remembers only

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the hits and the good songs. They don't remember

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all the terrible songs that came out later, do

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they? You know, nostalgia glasses truly be a

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lot. I'll say for playing modern 40K, it is so

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much strength that it is streamlined. I cannot

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explain, like, first of all, starting off. I

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can play my new gorgeous models in plastic, not

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fine cast. I can play them into... I can play

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my Ultramen or whatever I want to pick. I can

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play that into different attachment styles. I'm

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not beholden to playing one style. My army has

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so much more different things I can do with it.

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Whereas before, you want to play a certain attachment,

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you're locked into it. That's the best you can

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do. You can play it this way, that way. Or, you

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know, want to make a whole new army for a different

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range? No, I can do my thing and play it in different

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times. It's amazing. And it's using as before,

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like the restaurant analogy. It's like having

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a menu that offered a crazy unique menu, but

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it was just too much and the restaurant was losing

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financially. So therefore, if you streamline

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it down, your core dishes in the restaurant stand

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out way, way stronger and the restaurant is healthy

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again. Balance. It's a thing now. They actually

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have balance in the game because they regularly

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update the game and balance it to the point where

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no one feels like they're losing out. And as

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a last point, my friend group has literally doubled

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because of 10th edition. You cannot get close

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to the amount of new people enjoying the hobby.

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First of all, on our own channel too, we literally

00:27:23.660 --> 00:27:27.880
need these new people to bring life into the

00:27:27.880 --> 00:27:30.529
hobby that was going to die at that time. Thank

00:27:30.529 --> 00:27:34.930
God for the modern 40 go. You're done, fella.

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You're done. Although I've got to say that pink

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tank was spectacular. I've never seen that before.

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That was amazing. Empress children. Yeah, Empress

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children. And like neon pink tank. Imagine dying

00:27:45.890 --> 00:27:48.190
from that. That'd be embarrassing. But yeah,

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so that was quite a sterling effort from Hal.

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And it looks like that. Oh, God. I've just I've

00:27:54.630 --> 00:27:57.900
just seen your video to be like, oh. Is there

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any more? And there is, but it's just a still

00:27:59.819 --> 00:28:02.019
image and it's very cursed. It's for the last

00:28:02.019 --> 00:28:06.720
minute. Yeah, I'm assuming that's the case. So

00:28:06.720 --> 00:28:11.119
with that said, we're going to start with you,

00:28:11.180 --> 00:28:13.400
Eli. You've got three minutes. Are you ready?

00:28:13.500 --> 00:28:18.180
Are you ready? Aye, aye, Captain. Then three,

00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:24.180
two, one. It's time. Now I feel my opponent.

00:28:26.170 --> 00:28:28.569
A lot of his points actually can be deflected

00:28:28.569 --> 00:28:32.069
right back at him. Firstly, I can play with as

00:28:32.069 --> 00:28:34.349
many new models as I want. Well, that is true.

00:28:34.890 --> 00:28:37.349
Unfortunately, you have to sacrifice about half

00:28:37.349 --> 00:28:39.109
your model range if you're playing anything other

00:28:39.109 --> 00:28:41.470
than Space Marines. We can kind of tell the opponent

00:28:41.470 --> 00:28:44.470
here enjoys Space Marine factions, Space Marine

00:28:44.470 --> 00:28:46.849
lore, Space Marine things in general. Most of

00:28:46.849 --> 00:28:48.529
his arguments revolve around Space Marine lore

00:28:48.529 --> 00:28:50.549
and Space Marine armies. If you're playing something

00:28:50.549 --> 00:28:53.890
like the Dark Eldar, you have lost about 70%.

00:28:54.319 --> 00:28:57.500
of your units in the last few years back in the

00:28:57.500 --> 00:29:00.500
day this was not an issue you might lose a character

00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:03.200
and gain a character but that didn't happen you

00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:04.960
weren't losing units every edition you were not

00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:07.380
losing characters there was no legends rules

00:29:07.380 --> 00:29:10.420
made in the early editions were compatible with

00:29:10.420 --> 00:29:12.019
the new editions so even if you're playing casual

00:29:12.019 --> 00:29:14.039
games it was easy to play with other characters

00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:17.200
now there's plenty of new lore that is good and

00:29:17.200 --> 00:29:20.839
there is plenty of old lore that is bad but unfortunately

00:29:20.839 --> 00:29:23.829
again if you're a space frame player That's not

00:29:23.829 --> 00:29:26.589
an issue. If you're someone else, if you like

00:29:26.589 --> 00:29:29.269
Eldar, yeah, the Eldar lore sucked, but now it

00:29:29.269 --> 00:29:33.210
really sucks. It's about as terrible as it could

00:29:33.210 --> 00:29:36.529
have possibly ever been. A lot of new lore is

00:29:36.529 --> 00:29:39.869
just horrendous. Ever since Phil Kelly took Reigns

00:29:39.869 --> 00:29:43.009
of the Tau, it's been desperate, humiliating,

00:29:43.089 --> 00:29:46.150
horrible. Elemental Council is amazing. It's

00:29:46.150 --> 00:29:48.130
great. There's one good book, though, out of

00:29:48.130 --> 00:29:50.690
the last eight or so that were just terrible.

00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:55.279
Let's look at this rulebook. Let's look at the

00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:59.299
pure love and joy one could get from this rulebook.

00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:00.960
It's beautiful. And by the way, I looked through

00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:02.819
the other rulebook and it's nothing like this.

00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:05.559
This whole rulebook will tell you about forging

00:30:05.559 --> 00:30:08.700
a narrative, having fun with your friends, enjoying

00:30:08.700 --> 00:30:10.759
your time. There's unique missions. There's unique

00:30:10.759 --> 00:30:15.019
ways to play. There's no bloat. And yeah, there's

00:30:15.019 --> 00:30:17.240
none of that. Now, we also talk about a streamlined

00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:20.200
game. The game is not simple. The game is very

00:30:20.200 --> 00:30:23.009
simple. skeleton mechanics but other than that

00:30:23.009 --> 00:30:26.029
it is convoluted it is just piss poor annoying

00:30:26.029 --> 00:30:28.970
terrain rules are extremely hard to understand

00:30:28.970 --> 00:30:31.509
there's no logic in half of the rules a lot of

00:30:31.509 --> 00:30:34.750
the rules are very bland if nothing else it's

00:30:34.750 --> 00:30:36.650
very tailored for competitive play whereas old

00:30:36.650 --> 00:30:39.890
warhammer was tailored for fun lore play the

00:30:39.890 --> 00:30:42.190
only times you ever really had issues in with

00:30:42.190 --> 00:30:44.410
balance is if you were playing against jerks

00:30:44.410 --> 00:30:47.609
pretty much every old argument against old hammer

00:30:48.220 --> 00:30:50.039
Only applies if you're playing against people

00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:52.160
who are not kind to people who are not playing

00:30:52.160 --> 00:30:55.160
for fun. If you're playing a friendly game, the

00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:57.480
game will be fun. Look at that. Captain Badrum.

00:30:57.960 --> 00:31:01.640
Has there ever been anything better? Anyways,

00:31:01.740 --> 00:31:05.079
there is. The rules, well, they may be simplified,

00:31:05.259 --> 00:31:08.269
although not really. They're not. They're convoluted

00:31:08.269 --> 00:31:11.490
and annoying and balanced. Can we look back to

00:31:11.490 --> 00:31:14.089
the 75 % demons win rate? Can we look at the

00:31:14.089 --> 00:31:17.349
constant data slate updates? There's none of

00:31:17.349 --> 00:31:19.769
that. The community helped balance the game at

00:31:19.769 --> 00:31:21.230
tournaments. Things were banned if they were

00:31:21.230 --> 00:31:23.630
OP. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're

00:31:23.630 --> 00:31:28.490
done. Right. So my phone fell on the floor. Sorry,

00:31:28.529 --> 00:31:32.329
fellas. There were some interesting points there.

00:31:32.589 --> 00:31:37.920
There was overview. I guess, Hal, your argument

00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:41.460
was that we have rose -tinted glasses for Old

00:31:41.460 --> 00:31:44.720
Hammer. There were duds in the lore. There were

00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:47.339
duds with miniatures. Therefore, you can't blame

00:31:47.339 --> 00:31:49.900
all the woes on Warhammer as it is right now

00:31:49.900 --> 00:31:51.839
on the new stuff because the old stuff was also

00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:54.740
bad at times. And Eli, I suppose your overview

00:31:54.740 --> 00:31:59.940
was that while it was in its more nascent era...

00:32:00.250 --> 00:32:01.930
you have a bit more leeway to make bad stuff,

00:32:01.990 --> 00:32:04.869
but also it's not as bad as it is now with things

00:32:04.869 --> 00:32:08.509
like the Eldar lore, the Tao lore. Mainly, I

00:32:08.509 --> 00:32:10.829
assume, is it fair to say that your gripes are

00:32:10.829 --> 00:32:12.569
more about the lore than the miniatures, Eli?

00:32:13.549 --> 00:32:16.369
No, it's both. Although I will say now GW is

00:32:16.369 --> 00:32:19.549
finding their stride again. It's been better

00:32:19.549 --> 00:32:21.930
this last year, but I think we can all agree

00:32:21.930 --> 00:32:27.000
that prior to this, around 2018, to 2022, 2023,

00:32:27.359 --> 00:32:30.319
we were really in the dark ages of models. There

00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:32.119
were a few good ones, a few Primarchs that looked

00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:35.539
good, but I think the majority of the community

00:32:35.539 --> 00:32:38.339
highly disliked the Primaris. It was such a ridiculous

00:32:38.339 --> 00:32:41.799
lore change, and the models, in my opinion, look

00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:46.000
quite unbelievably stupid. They are generic.

00:32:46.140 --> 00:32:49.799
They're boring, basic sci -fi warrior. Go play

00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:51.839
Starcraft or something. You can get the exact

00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:53.779
same thing. There's nothing more and more about

00:32:53.779 --> 00:32:56.240
these models. I've seen some people saying that

00:32:56.240 --> 00:33:00.240
recently GW has made them units. There's less

00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:02.380
of an emphasis on, oh, they're Primaris. They're

00:33:02.380 --> 00:33:04.599
trying to kind of blur the lines between first

00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:06.640
born. That's the thing. We are losing Primaris

00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:09.579
again in this Machiavellian scheme to phase out

00:33:09.579 --> 00:33:12.619
Primaris and get in true scale, regular, normal

00:33:12.619 --> 00:33:14.920
Marines again. So, oh, you have to sell all your

00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:17.759
Primaris and buy all these new Marines now. Sorry.

00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:22.099
He's incorrect on this. It's not selling Primaris.

00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:24.880
They no longer have the keyword because they

00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:26.519
are just Space Marines. But they're updating

00:33:26.519 --> 00:33:29.640
all of these units now. Isn't that what we wanted,

00:33:29.700 --> 00:33:32.759
though? Yes, but in olden days, you could play

00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:34.400
with those old units. Nowadays, they're going

00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:36.799
to say, these units are legends. You have to

00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:39.180
buy this new Space Marine unit. You don't have

00:33:39.180 --> 00:33:41.819
to do anything. You don't have to, but that's

00:33:41.819 --> 00:33:45.359
their business model, is to exploit you. To buy

00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:48.970
plastic units. There's a pertinent question I

00:33:48.970 --> 00:33:52.269
want to ask your opinions on from your particular

00:33:52.269 --> 00:33:55.029
perspectives. One is someone who is on the old

00:33:55.029 --> 00:33:57.529
hammer, one who's on the new hammer. I bought

00:33:57.529 --> 00:34:02.769
this on pre -order, got here today. There's one

00:34:02.769 --> 00:34:04.769
miniature that I think has been quite divisive

00:34:04.769 --> 00:34:08.289
in the last week or so. Starting with Hal, because

00:34:08.289 --> 00:34:12.309
Eli just had a chat. What about the recent redo

00:34:12.309 --> 00:34:16.670
of this fella? Did we really need another one?

00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:21.059
Calgar previously had two options before as well.

00:34:21.179 --> 00:34:23.400
So he actually had the option of being in Terminator

00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:27.440
armor. So this is almost like it's not even new

00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:32.719
news, which I'm, again, it's that thing of if

00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:36.329
I own one in front of me, I'm going to. make

00:34:36.329 --> 00:34:39.469
that bad boy look so fucking sexy at the end

00:34:39.469 --> 00:34:42.110
of it i'm not upset if like particularly again

00:34:42.110 --> 00:34:44.769
it's different because if we're warhammer lore

00:34:44.769 --> 00:34:47.489
youtubers we're consuming it more than the average

00:34:47.489 --> 00:34:51.590
person the number one most played army is space

00:34:51.590 --> 00:34:54.630
marines it will much to eli's probably wounded

00:34:54.630 --> 00:34:59.210
soul people are here for space marines so therefore

00:34:59.210 --> 00:35:03.320
when you get good sexy good plastic in scale

00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:05.480
that's the thing you like like so many you're

00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:08.340
like oh my models are gone they are fine cast

00:35:08.340 --> 00:35:11.260
or like it's just you know it why is why is my

00:35:11.260 --> 00:35:13.960
model like bend in the bloody wind or the sun

00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:16.059
you know i mean like you can't compete with the

00:35:16.059 --> 00:35:18.639
quality of what we have in terms of even if you

00:35:18.639 --> 00:35:21.360
went from like push fit or to this kind of current

00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:24.480
things we have now it's just not on the same

00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:28.059
scale and again most people are space marine

00:35:28.059 --> 00:35:31.809
players people want space rings me and andy like

00:35:31.809 --> 00:35:34.789
horrors heresy we like space marines people want

00:35:34.789 --> 00:35:37.250
their space marines so when someone gets a new

00:35:37.250 --> 00:35:40.329
sexy space marine and for more of their stuff

00:35:40.329 --> 00:35:42.650
they're not gonna be upset like eli are they

00:35:42.650 --> 00:35:45.849
because eli is just over here gagging for some

00:35:45.849 --> 00:35:48.610
necrons or other things which by the way the

00:35:48.610 --> 00:35:52.849
new necron range gorgeous uh I don't think he

00:35:52.849 --> 00:35:55.590
complained when that happened or the new silent,

00:35:55.650 --> 00:35:58.230
you know, silent King happened when the new Catan

00:35:58.230 --> 00:36:00.210
shards are coming out. I don't think he complains

00:36:00.210 --> 00:36:02.789
then either. So I don't think anyone's upset.

00:36:03.050 --> 00:36:04.730
You know what I mean? Like it's, it's a very

00:36:04.730 --> 00:36:08.989
in, in, in community thing of like someone, someone's

00:36:08.989 --> 00:36:11.289
upset about something. Whereas the majority of

00:36:11.289 --> 00:36:14.570
the entire world is like, yay. you know what

00:36:14.570 --> 00:36:16.590
I mean like the Warhammer community complains

00:36:16.590 --> 00:36:19.389
about quite a lot of things many valid but it

00:36:19.389 --> 00:36:22.150
is really weird to explain to people by the way

00:36:22.150 --> 00:36:25.489
my plastic like my little girly plastic you know

00:36:25.489 --> 00:36:28.630
dollies that I play with and I got upset about

00:36:28.630 --> 00:36:32.050
something well is it fair to say that not your

00:36:32.050 --> 00:36:34.710
entire argument but a part of it is that we've

00:36:34.710 --> 00:36:37.090
had it so good so many times people need to stop

00:36:37.090 --> 00:36:38.849
whinging as much because we've had so many good

00:36:38.849 --> 00:36:42.139
miniatures is that Is that a fair point? It will

00:36:42.139 --> 00:36:45.219
be that. And I will say, as well as my last point,

00:36:45.800 --> 00:36:49.659
Games Workshop, they, from what we know, particularly

00:36:49.659 --> 00:36:52.940
as well from insiders, they were very much focused

00:36:52.940 --> 00:36:55.280
on making the Warhammer core community happy

00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:58.340
for many years in the early days. It was killing

00:36:58.340 --> 00:37:01.619
them. It literally on their balance sheet was

00:37:01.619 --> 00:37:04.039
killing them. And at one point, Warhammer was

00:37:04.039 --> 00:37:07.449
about to go away. at some point you have to realize

00:37:07.449 --> 00:37:10.090
like when you guys make a video or you make something

00:37:10.090 --> 00:37:12.530
like that you make something that you think people

00:37:12.530 --> 00:37:15.389
not just your friends but it's like people are

00:37:15.389 --> 00:37:18.250
gonna enjoy and they've not lost it so people

00:37:18.250 --> 00:37:20.389
will always say you know i mean any band who

00:37:20.389 --> 00:37:22.309
releases a new album someone says they have a

00:37:22.309 --> 00:37:24.690
soul or anything like yeah you know i mean anything

00:37:24.690 --> 00:37:27.909
time you do you know anytime something new comes

00:37:27.909 --> 00:37:29.869
out some people hate the new stuff and they'd

00:37:29.869 --> 00:37:35.000
like the old stuff that's fine I love the band

00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:36.880
Smashing Pumpkins, but I haven't listened to

00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:38.519
the last 10 albums they've done because I just

00:37:38.519 --> 00:37:41.820
like Siren Machine. I'm that guy. And I know

00:37:41.820 --> 00:37:44.659
Billy Corgan is annoyed at people like me who

00:37:44.659 --> 00:37:46.119
are just like, can you just play today again?

00:37:46.380 --> 00:37:48.539
No, I want to make new music. I'm like, but I

00:37:48.539 --> 00:37:50.920
don't care about the new music. I want the old

00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:53.320
stuff. We all are like that for many things,

00:37:53.460 --> 00:37:57.440
but as in like Eli just said, he likes the new

00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:00.949
miniature stuff that's come out. You know what

00:38:00.949 --> 00:38:03.710
I mean? We're still enjoying. We're still cooking.

00:38:03.909 --> 00:38:05.869
We're still enjoying the new stuff. It's good.

00:38:06.210 --> 00:38:08.469
Well, Eli, what's your opinion on the Kalgar

00:38:08.469 --> 00:38:11.809
conundrum where he's got five minis now? I like

00:38:11.809 --> 00:38:15.289
Kalgar. I never said I was unhappy that we're

00:38:15.289 --> 00:38:16.989
getting new Space Marines. I never said that.

00:38:17.530 --> 00:38:19.710
I like getting new Space Marines. I like new

00:38:19.710 --> 00:38:22.849
models. I am upset that we're losing Xenos models.

00:38:23.050 --> 00:38:25.110
That's what I am upset for. That does not mean

00:38:25.110 --> 00:38:27.489
I'm upset that we're getting new Space Marines.

00:38:27.530 --> 00:38:30.570
That is a poor path of logic. and one that is

00:38:30.570 --> 00:38:34.630
commonly used by a lot of people. Now, I'm not

00:38:34.630 --> 00:38:37.090
displeased about Space Marines. In fact, I quite

00:38:37.090 --> 00:38:39.469
like the new Calgar model. I quite hated the

00:38:39.469 --> 00:38:41.170
Gravis Armor one because I think Gravis Armor

00:38:41.170 --> 00:38:44.070
looks incredibly stupid. So I'm very glad that

00:38:44.070 --> 00:38:46.690
he has a new model. I still think the 2005 one

00:38:46.690 --> 00:38:49.610
is the coolest, mariniest Calgar ever. I think

00:38:49.610 --> 00:38:51.170
that was kind of what... Everyone's saying that.

00:38:51.250 --> 00:38:52.889
I think that was really when... Why change perfection?

00:38:53.389 --> 00:38:56.369
I think that was really when GW were really getting

00:38:56.369 --> 00:38:58.409
into their modeling stuff. Models before 2000

00:38:58.409 --> 00:39:01.829
were... Very hit or miss models between 2000

00:39:01.829 --> 00:39:06.190
and 2016 or whatever were very beautiful. Yeah,

00:39:06.210 --> 00:39:08.170
I'm not displeased about getting new models.

00:39:08.630 --> 00:39:11.349
I am displeased about losing models and not being

00:39:11.349 --> 00:39:15.349
able to play with half of my army in a tabletop

00:39:15.349 --> 00:39:17.289
game and then not getting a replacement model.

00:39:17.409 --> 00:39:19.750
Because Mr. Space Marine here, yeah, he can say,

00:39:19.869 --> 00:39:21.369
yeah, but you're getting all these new models.

00:39:21.409 --> 00:39:24.769
Well, no, I'm not. I just lost half my data sheets

00:39:24.769 --> 00:39:26.630
and I have not been given a replacement model.

00:39:27.409 --> 00:39:29.730
So what am I supposed to do? nothing if it's

00:39:29.730 --> 00:39:32.210
half the data sheets of things that people don't

00:39:32.210 --> 00:39:34.829
own because they're quite rare like if it's the

00:39:34.829 --> 00:39:37.889
extreme case of it like i'm i wasn't upset to

00:39:37.889 --> 00:39:40.889
lose rand like if my miniatures are looking quite

00:39:40.889 --> 00:39:44.989
old and decrepit i didn't even buy the new miniature

00:39:44.989 --> 00:39:49.289
i have fat grey knight things that are not grey

00:39:49.289 --> 00:39:52.170
knights because i just they're so outdated and

00:39:52.170 --> 00:39:56.710
old That's the thing. What was the thing we streamed?

00:39:56.710 --> 00:39:58.849
It was just like, hey, Grey Knights fans, we're

00:39:58.849 --> 00:40:00.489
just going to box all the old models together.

00:40:00.670 --> 00:40:03.789
Like, oh, thanks. Thanks for that. You know what?

00:40:03.789 --> 00:40:08.010
I will say to house credit, the new Eldar are

00:40:08.010 --> 00:40:10.929
great. The new actual Eldar. The Phoenix Lords.

00:40:11.170 --> 00:40:14.570
I can't play Carandras anymore for some reason.

00:40:14.889 --> 00:40:18.190
He's just not there anymore. He's my favorite

00:40:18.190 --> 00:40:20.190
Phoenix Lord. All they had to do was put his

00:40:20.190 --> 00:40:22.050
data sheet in. It wouldn't have cost him, what,

00:40:22.110 --> 00:40:24.150
five minutes? At some point, do you go, of my

00:40:24.150 --> 00:40:30.010
40 to 100 data sheets, do you go like, you know

00:40:30.010 --> 00:40:33.969
what? It's okay to have 48 or whatever data sheets.

00:40:34.190 --> 00:40:37.340
And at some point, it's not. the end of the world

00:40:37.340 --> 00:40:39.739
if you're fine cast miniature that looks really

00:40:39.739 --> 00:40:42.639
old that most people proxy with something else

00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:48.480
because it's that bad like it is proxy i bought

00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:51.179
a specific grandeur's proxy to play with and

00:40:51.179 --> 00:40:53.440
now he's not in the game and then he probably

00:40:53.440 --> 00:40:55.739
bought it from china from it was probably not

00:40:55.739 --> 00:40:58.579
even i got it from artel w yeah see that's the

00:40:58.579 --> 00:41:00.780
thing it's like it's not even the real you know

00:41:00.780 --> 00:41:03.000
i mean i don't even have to regardless i want

00:41:03.000 --> 00:41:05.630
to play it on the tabletop and for no no given

00:41:05.630 --> 00:41:07.809
reason i just can't let's not talk about the

00:41:07.809 --> 00:41:10.849
necron situation all right on the dark all right

00:41:10.849 --> 00:41:13.329
all right we've lost all of our characters right

00:41:13.329 --> 00:41:16.530
so to play devil's advocate and i already know

00:41:16.530 --> 00:41:17.750
your opinion on this because i asked you before

00:41:17.750 --> 00:41:20.050
the stream today we had a new kill team which

00:41:20.050 --> 00:41:22.449
had tau and space walls so we had space marines

00:41:22.449 --> 00:41:25.570
and we had xenos in a new box surely that's good

00:41:25.570 --> 00:41:30.110
right I mean, it's good that they're paying attention

00:41:30.110 --> 00:41:32.489
to them, but I don't like the models very much.

00:41:32.570 --> 00:41:35.349
I think the stealth suits look goofy. I'm not

00:41:35.349 --> 00:41:37.289
complaining. I don't really care. I'm not going

00:41:37.289 --> 00:41:40.469
to buy it either way. It doesn't really matter

00:41:40.469 --> 00:41:43.230
to me. It looks like they put Space Wolf bits

00:41:43.230 --> 00:41:45.989
on some Primaris Marines and they mashed together

00:41:45.989 --> 00:41:49.809
some cross stuff. You could kitbash these guild

00:41:49.809 --> 00:41:52.170
teams by yourself if you wanted. Which, by the

00:41:52.170 --> 00:41:54.389
way, you can't really kitbash anymore. You can

00:41:54.389 --> 00:41:57.550
only build what's in the box, so sorry. what's

00:41:57.550 --> 00:41:59.309
the thing called where like it doesn't matter

00:41:59.309 --> 00:42:01.329
what you do but someone else already hates it

00:42:01.329 --> 00:42:04.030
because they have a thing isn't it like like

00:42:04.030 --> 00:42:06.349
your favorite person could do like your most

00:42:06.349 --> 00:42:08.030
disliked person could do something good but you

00:42:08.030 --> 00:42:11.190
still hate it because it's like i've given gw

00:42:11.190 --> 00:42:13.489
credit when it's due i've said i like things

00:42:13.489 --> 00:42:16.250
plenty of times when it's not when credit is

00:42:16.250 --> 00:42:19.269
not justified not able to be given i'm not going

00:42:19.269 --> 00:42:24.500
to give it okay well um I think now that we've,

00:42:24.500 --> 00:42:27.280
I've kind of been prodding the proverbial bears

00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:30.639
in this debate, trying to get them riled up a

00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:33.219
little bit. I think it's time for the minute

00:42:33.219 --> 00:42:36.699
of hate for each of you. Now, I will warn you,

00:42:36.739 --> 00:42:39.559
Eli, there is a still image I'm looking at on

00:42:39.559 --> 00:42:42.159
my second screen, which is kind of concerning

00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:45.960
me, but also making me grin that Hal has prepared.

00:42:46.539 --> 00:42:48.539
And that's what we're going to put on screen.

00:42:49.369 --> 00:42:51.530
No, I'll put it on screen when your time starts.

00:42:51.670 --> 00:42:53.909
Cause I don't want that to, I don't want to give

00:42:53.909 --> 00:42:56.969
you extra time with the shock value of what you've

00:42:56.969 --> 00:42:59.130
got. So I'm just telling you this Eli. So if

00:42:59.130 --> 00:43:01.849
you want to like really quickly muscle something

00:43:01.849 --> 00:43:05.409
together, then you can, um, because it's okay.

00:43:05.530 --> 00:43:07.969
I'll, uh, well, or even, or even just kind of

00:43:07.969 --> 00:43:13.469
hype yourself up. Okay. How this is how you,

00:43:13.489 --> 00:43:16.050
how you tell me when you're ready and I'll give

00:43:16.050 --> 00:43:20.909
you a count in. I am ready. Okay. Brace yourself,

00:43:20.969 --> 00:43:28.090
folks. Your time starts in three, two, one. All

00:43:28.090 --> 00:43:31.429
right, boys. As much as we've heard much, Eli,

00:43:31.530 --> 00:43:33.730
over the many different episodes complain about

00:43:33.730 --> 00:43:36.250
like, oh, you know, WAM additions happen so fast

00:43:36.250 --> 00:43:38.730
and things are going at a pace. If I look at

00:43:38.730 --> 00:43:42.030
it correctly, 6th edition is the two -year edition?

00:43:42.630 --> 00:43:44.570
7th edition was when all the bad things started.

00:43:44.650 --> 00:43:47.699
Yeah, sure. I mean, this is the earlier edition.

00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:52.519
Wow. Okay, crazy. Again, fine cast. You can't

00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:54.780
run away from the fact that quite a lot of the

00:43:54.780 --> 00:43:57.400
model ranges, even new ones that came out in

00:43:57.400 --> 00:43:59.860
the earlier editions, you know what I mean? My

00:43:59.860 --> 00:44:02.139
model is just VonWay. It breaks. It's terrible.

00:44:02.380 --> 00:44:05.500
It doesn't have the quality. I would say, as

00:44:05.500 --> 00:44:07.699
much as we know, I would agree. Some Codexes

00:44:07.699 --> 00:44:10.800
before had some great things in them that probably

00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:13.000
make them slightly better, but it's because the

00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:15.219
ecosystem around Warhammer itself has shifted.

00:44:15.789 --> 00:44:19.110
from the Codex to the actual community. Modern

00:44:19.110 --> 00:44:22.269
Warhammer saved the hobby, literally. Modern

00:44:22.269 --> 00:44:24.269
Sculpt looked the best it's ever been, and we're

00:44:24.269 --> 00:44:26.929
enjoying it ourselves as well. There you go.

00:44:27.010 --> 00:44:28.590
That's your minute of hate. It's not long enough.

00:44:28.769 --> 00:44:30.369
A minute is not long enough. Well, the thing

00:44:30.369 --> 00:44:35.010
was, the visuals are pretty funny, but also it

00:44:35.010 --> 00:44:37.989
does cut into the time, I suppose. That's why

00:44:37.989 --> 00:44:40.570
I didn't want to put the picture up first, because

00:44:40.570 --> 00:44:44.710
it would have been an unfair advantage. it's

00:44:44.710 --> 00:44:48.829
my new well oh yeah it's it's the equivalent

00:44:48.829 --> 00:44:52.289
of uh eli with the toy story 2 call -in picture

00:44:52.289 --> 00:44:54.949
put it on your on your back that is still my

00:44:54.949 --> 00:45:01.170
that is still my pc wallpaper forever okay eli

00:45:01.170 --> 00:45:06.550
are you ready for your minute of hate sure okay

00:45:06.550 --> 00:45:11.989
we got starting okay yeah you're not dying cool

00:45:11.989 --> 00:45:18.880
no cool Time starts in three, two, one, go. New

00:45:18.880 --> 00:45:21.239
Hammer rules are complete garbage, utter trash,

00:45:21.380 --> 00:45:24.400
unplayable filth, extremely unfun, point and

00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:26.659
click, screw you. This piece of terrain this

00:45:26.659 --> 00:45:28.300
tall, it's actually this tall. You can't see

00:45:28.300 --> 00:45:30.739
through it. You need tournament required L -shaped

00:45:30.739 --> 00:45:33.239
terrain. Your train's lame. Your combat's lame.

00:45:33.420 --> 00:45:35.920
Everyone hits on twos. Everyone wounds on twos.

00:45:35.940 --> 00:45:37.940
Every gun can wound everything. Screw you. Oh,

00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:40.760
you're an ancient race who's trying to... Keep

00:45:40.760 --> 00:45:42.960
as many of its people alive? Sorry, you have

00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:45.159
to go sit on the front lines on a random objective

00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:47.639
and do some useless garbage secondary objective

00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:49.800
and sacrifice this unit because the only way

00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:51.420
to play this game now is through trade gameplay

00:45:51.420 --> 00:45:54.219
or you automatically lose. You want to outmaneuver

00:45:54.219 --> 00:45:56.900
your opponent? You want to beta and switch? You

00:45:56.900 --> 00:45:58.639
can't. You can't because you have to hold as

00:45:58.639 --> 00:46:00.960
many objectives as you can for the entire game.

00:46:01.059 --> 00:46:03.260
And you have to sacrifice your entire army. Most

00:46:03.260 --> 00:46:05.219
games, you end up with barely anything left on

00:46:05.219 --> 00:46:07.159
the board for both players unless you roll really

00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:09.860
good. That's stupid. That's not strategic. That's

00:46:09.860 --> 00:46:11.960
not little accurate. There's no flavor. There's

00:46:11.960 --> 00:46:17.920
nothing. Five, four, three, two, one. And he's

00:46:17.920 --> 00:46:22.239
done. Wow. Shout out to the two up in vulnerable

00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:25.460
say that was before in the early editions. Wow.

00:46:26.159 --> 00:46:28.980
There's only one Dark Eldar model. If you're

00:46:28.980 --> 00:46:33.300
in chat, please check the chat. I have just put

00:46:33.300 --> 00:46:37.119
a poll up for you to vote with Eli for Old Hammer

00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:40.139
and Hal for New Hammer. While you guys vote,

00:46:40.300 --> 00:46:43.400
I'm going to give us a quick little my opinions

00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:45.739
on the debate. It's hard to beat the JD Vance.

00:46:45.860 --> 00:46:50.320
Hal? I've got to be honest, Hal. I was very impressed

00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:53.250
that you did like... I'm this, this wasn't like

00:46:53.250 --> 00:46:55.349
your usual prep work for one of your videos where

00:46:55.349 --> 00:46:56.889
it's like an hour long video and you have to

00:46:56.889 --> 00:46:58.730
get all these way. But like, I like the fact

00:46:58.730 --> 00:47:00.750
that you brought something to, to illustrate

00:47:00.750 --> 00:47:04.670
your points, like in a, in a proper, um, like

00:47:04.670 --> 00:47:07.869
almost always sunny in Philadelphia way where

00:47:07.869 --> 00:47:09.750
you're just like, Hey, look, this is why my,

00:47:09.769 --> 00:47:12.269
my theory is correct. Can I have one thing for

00:47:12.269 --> 00:47:14.929
chat? Uh, there was audio slightly and there

00:47:14.929 --> 00:47:17.329
was boom sound effect and boom vine sound effects.

00:47:17.980 --> 00:47:20.420
I can't be that. I can't be that. I can't be

00:47:20.420 --> 00:47:24.380
that. I did ask if there was any audit news.

00:47:24.780 --> 00:47:27.900
I know. I figured it would be distracting. At

00:47:27.900 --> 00:47:29.880
least Old Hammer wasn't ran by stockholders in

00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:37.159
suits. Maybe I can add them in post, Hal. So

00:47:37.159 --> 00:47:39.820
the main sticking point, as far as I can tell,

00:47:39.860 --> 00:47:43.500
is, and this isn't just like... us making this

00:47:43.500 --> 00:47:45.960
as a contentious point there is a big discourse

00:47:45.960 --> 00:47:48.340
right now with a lot of purists and a lot of

00:47:48.340 --> 00:47:52.579
gatekeeping people and it's like obviously you

00:47:52.579 --> 00:47:54.980
can't let the you can't have the setting flourish

00:47:54.980 --> 00:47:56.860
if you don't try new things and bring in new

00:47:56.860 --> 00:48:01.539
people but also if you don't lean on the wisdom

00:48:01.539 --> 00:48:04.760
of the past you're going to make mistakes and

00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:09.039
right now like eli said there's tons of stuff

00:48:09.659 --> 00:48:11.739
In terms of resources. You've got a publishing

00:48:11.739 --> 00:48:13.440
house. You've got all this fleet of writers.

00:48:13.639 --> 00:48:15.679
You've got different studios. You've got all

00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:17.780
these factions. All this lore to draw from. You've

00:48:17.780 --> 00:48:19.380
got all these characters. You've got all this

00:48:19.380 --> 00:48:21.179
established stuff. That's taken 40 years to make.

00:48:21.699 --> 00:48:25.539
But at the same time. I guess it's somewhat in

00:48:25.539 --> 00:48:28.340
the eye of the beholder. What you consider good

00:48:28.340 --> 00:48:30.900
or bad. And I think the lore. There's so much

00:48:30.900 --> 00:48:33.480
of it these days. Compared to 30 years ago. 20

00:48:33.480 --> 00:48:37.920
years ago. For every hell's reach. You'll get

00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:42.909
a. What's the first Phil Kelly Farsight book?

00:48:43.110 --> 00:48:45.590
You get one of those. That's not terrible, though.

00:48:45.610 --> 00:48:47.829
The first one was acceptable, to be fair. The

00:48:47.829 --> 00:48:49.929
first one wasn't horrible. They just get increasingly

00:48:49.929 --> 00:48:54.050
worse. I was going to say, you get a really good

00:48:54.050 --> 00:48:55.329
book, then you get a mid book, and then you get

00:48:55.329 --> 00:48:57.889
a rubbish book. You throw you into the SpongeBob

00:48:57.889 --> 00:49:00.550
chasm where some word explodes and you just die.

00:49:01.489 --> 00:49:03.670
Do you know Phil Kelly helped write Sixth Edition?

00:49:04.550 --> 00:49:07.050
Yeah, Phil Kelly writes interesting codex loads.

00:49:07.110 --> 00:49:09.699
I think he just hates the Tao. I think he just

00:49:09.699 --> 00:49:12.880
literally hates the Tao. He did something, I

00:49:12.880 --> 00:49:15.000
was doing videos on it recently, and it was like,

00:49:15.019 --> 00:49:17.059
oh, Phil Kelly wrote some of this. What was it?

00:49:18.440 --> 00:49:21.219
Cool, Eldar lore in the Eldar Codex. And he made

00:49:21.219 --> 00:49:25.300
the Tao really... Oh, I think it was the Badab

00:49:25.300 --> 00:49:28.519
War. Was it? No. He actually writes good lore

00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:30.480
when he's not talking about Tao. It's unbelievable,

00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:33.530
man. oh i think it's a scout marine video i was

00:49:33.530 --> 00:49:35.429
doing it was like oh like who are the authors

00:49:35.429 --> 00:49:36.889
who did the scout marine stuff and like phil

00:49:36.889 --> 00:49:41.289
kelly's one of them and it's like i i guess you

00:49:41.289 --> 00:49:46.309
can't really weed out i don't know how the writers

00:49:46.309 --> 00:49:49.130
work i don't know if it's like gw go you need

00:49:49.130 --> 00:49:50.630
to write something for this this and this and

00:49:50.630 --> 00:49:52.869
this is your quota or if they go i want to write

00:49:52.869 --> 00:49:54.849
this because i like this thing because i know

00:49:54.849 --> 00:49:56.829
the current writers what they do is if they get

00:49:56.829 --> 00:49:59.239
a new writer they'll go here's a short story

00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:01.679
opportunity make a good short story and if people

00:50:01.679 --> 00:50:03.860
like it we'll give you an actual book like with

00:50:03.860 --> 00:50:07.559
um dalchion rasak who's this new night lord's

00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:10.179
character he had a short story now he's getting

00:50:10.179 --> 00:50:12.599
a full -fledged novel you had things like mike

00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:15.880
brooks where he did um brutal cunning and now

00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:18.159
he's on a trilogy of books about uh black hawk

00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:20.699
so there's like a proving grounds now where the

00:50:20.699 --> 00:50:22.960
the writers have to prove themselves in the short

00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:28.460
format but That's good. But but then it also

00:50:28.460 --> 00:50:31.639
allows, I guess, through the net of mass producing

00:50:31.639 --> 00:50:36.159
law content, some duds. But Phil Kelly's not.

00:50:36.539 --> 00:50:40.820
I don't really understand. If I can add in one

00:50:40.820 --> 00:50:43.539
thing, Andy, which is Eli mentioned earlier about

00:50:43.539 --> 00:50:45.940
like if you've got the people, the budget, everything,

00:50:46.039 --> 00:50:49.090
there's almost no excuse. everybody here has

00:50:49.090 --> 00:50:51.909
something about like we always like the thing

00:50:51.909 --> 00:50:54.409
of our childhood so i don't care for the fact

00:50:54.409 --> 00:50:58.489
like the star wars you know prequel trilogy is

00:50:58.489 --> 00:51:02.230
in fact probably quite bad but i still love it

00:51:02.230 --> 00:51:04.869
like the thing is i don't the thing is maybe

00:51:04.869 --> 00:51:07.750
star wars has got an even bigger budget even

00:51:07.750 --> 00:51:09.889
you know even more people and everything bigger

00:51:09.889 --> 00:51:13.210
budget does not mean everything is a success

00:51:13.210 --> 00:51:16.619
again You will always forget the terrible things

00:51:16.619 --> 00:51:19.519
in the past. The era we're speaking of now, we'll

00:51:19.519 --> 00:51:22.340
all forget the terrible books and the terrible

00:51:22.340 --> 00:51:25.139
miniature releases. You know, and then you know

00:51:25.139 --> 00:51:27.079
what? It'll be long enough. They'll come back

00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:29.039
and we'll like them because they'll become iconic.

00:51:29.460 --> 00:51:33.780
So in a way, we'll like the argument that I'm

00:51:33.780 --> 00:51:36.460
just saying, like, obviously, companies make

00:51:36.460 --> 00:51:38.760
bad things. I'm just saying, like, nowadays,

00:51:38.920 --> 00:51:41.980
companies have limitless resources and it's just.

00:51:42.300 --> 00:51:44.659
I don't think they deserve any leeway at all

00:51:44.659 --> 00:51:47.480
to make anything bad. Like Mr. Koteas, for example.

00:51:48.639 --> 00:51:50.440
Or you could just see it in video games. Like

00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:52.699
companies make bad video games now because they

00:51:52.699 --> 00:51:54.400
want to make a profit and they don't really care

00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:56.559
about making things good. Rip Halo, by the way.

00:51:57.619 --> 00:51:59.860
Halo, Star Wars, Marvel, et cetera. It just keeps

00:51:59.860 --> 00:52:01.519
getting worse and worse and worse despite having

00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:03.159
more and more money because it's just all about

00:52:03.159 --> 00:52:05.000
money now. It's just all about money. There's

00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:08.420
nothing about passion or love. Also, shout out

00:52:08.420 --> 00:52:10.280
to the chat. They've both been at like 50 -50.

00:52:10.940 --> 00:52:14.469
Yeah. There's a hundred of you and only 70 votes.

00:52:14.630 --> 00:52:22.670
So I'd like to see 30 more votes there. 49, 51.

00:52:22.670 --> 00:52:24.329
It's never been this close. I don't think we've

00:52:24.329 --> 00:52:27.349
ever had a thing. It was 50, 50 for like a good.

00:52:27.869 --> 00:52:30.610
minute or two there, too. I think I might have

00:52:30.610 --> 00:52:34.769
bribed him with a Vegeta forehead. It's pretty

00:52:34.769 --> 00:52:37.070
hard to beat the memes. Can we have a 50 -50

00:52:37.070 --> 00:52:41.429
chat? Can we get a tie, please? I specifically

00:52:41.429 --> 00:52:45.550
didn't do prep because I've won the last two

00:52:45.550 --> 00:52:50.610
through memes and shenanigans. And I knew Hal

00:52:50.610 --> 00:52:54.019
already wasn't really excited. to argue for uh

00:52:54.019 --> 00:52:58.260
new hammer so i wanted to at least like give

00:52:58.260 --> 00:53:00.659
him a decent chance well that's that's not just

00:53:00.659 --> 00:53:04.539
but like but that's an interesting point that

00:53:04.539 --> 00:53:07.179
like you weren't enthusiastic to talk about new

00:53:07.179 --> 00:53:09.579
hammer and i'm not doing this to be like let's

00:53:09.579 --> 00:53:11.219
scupper the vote it's just more of a case of

00:53:11.219 --> 00:53:15.800
i guess the the dichotomy is new hammer has way

00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:19.079
more stuff and therefore there's way more stuff

00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:21.679
you have to cover for old hammer doesn't have

00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:24.059
as much stuff like When they first made, like,

00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:27.019
Horus Heresy, there weren't books until Horus

00:53:27.019 --> 00:53:30.019
Rising, which was way after we knew what a Horus

00:53:30.019 --> 00:53:34.360
Hermesy was. And so by the fact that New Hammer

00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.219
has loads more stuff, and it has loads more stuff

00:53:37.219 --> 00:53:41.019
that, good and bad, you have to justify, I guess

00:53:41.019 --> 00:53:43.420
in some regards Old Hammer is way easier to cover

00:53:43.420 --> 00:53:47.000
for because it's like, oh, well. Back in my day,

00:53:47.099 --> 00:53:50.179
it was all better. I genuinely do think that

00:53:50.179 --> 00:53:51.739
it's starting to go back in the right direction,

00:53:51.900 --> 00:53:54.820
but I'm just not sure. Like 11th edition, it's

00:53:54.820 --> 00:53:57.199
so up in the air. 11th edition could either be

00:53:57.199 --> 00:54:00.559
the renaissance, like the new coming for 40K,

00:54:00.619 --> 00:54:02.420
or it could be the nail in the coffin for me.

00:54:03.139 --> 00:54:05.400
A lot of it, honestly, a lot of it rides on how

00:54:05.400 --> 00:54:07.639
they treat the Dark Eldar because the treatment

00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:10.539
of the Dark Eldar, you can kind of have the timeline

00:54:10.539 --> 00:54:12.900
of Dark Eldar to show how good Warhammer was.

00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:14.579
I've never even played Dark Eldar in my life.

00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:21.000
Name a more abused community in 40k than the

00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:26.719
Dark Eldar players. But at this point in time

00:54:26.719 --> 00:54:29.800
of recording, about in the last month, Lady Malice

00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:32.599
got a miniature like 30 years after I think she

00:54:32.599 --> 00:54:35.519
was first mentioned. That's progress. We got

00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:39.000
one new model and we lost even more data sheets.

00:54:41.510 --> 00:54:45.610
I don't know, man. What are you supposed to do?

00:54:45.889 --> 00:54:50.530
I did one point, which is that itself, new Warhammer,

00:54:50.710 --> 00:54:55.030
our community stuff is, you know what I mean?

00:54:55.050 --> 00:54:57.230
Like everything I think before was again in the

00:54:57.230 --> 00:55:00.710
codex because it was, it felt like a very small,

00:55:00.769 --> 00:55:05.909
this new community of Warhammer is so big that

00:55:05.909 --> 00:55:09.889
it's all shifted to us now. the people who do

00:55:09.889 --> 00:55:12.969
the painting the kit bashing stuff like that

00:55:12.969 --> 00:55:15.789
they're not in magazines and things anymore we're

00:55:15.789 --> 00:55:17.909
all online we're all you know i mean like your

00:55:17.909 --> 00:55:21.590
codex is again for playing warhammer 40k but

00:55:21.590 --> 00:55:24.050
all that other stuff like surrounds it is embodied

00:55:24.050 --> 00:55:27.789
by people like us now your law if i go back to

00:55:27.789 --> 00:55:30.800
old hammer times what's your law at that time

00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:33.260
you've got luton he's been around god forbid

00:55:33.260 --> 00:55:36.599
the spicy architecture you know and other things

00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:38.860
one might you know i mean but like nowadays there's

00:55:38.860 --> 00:55:41.400
many other channels like it's it's almost oh

00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:44.900
i will say new hammer new hammer like the hobby

00:55:44.900 --> 00:55:48.199
new hammer of now is almost uncomparable the

00:55:48.199 --> 00:55:51.559
amount of 3d printing for all your new things

00:55:51.559 --> 00:55:54.139
if you've got a problem with you know sanguinary

00:55:54.139 --> 00:55:56.360
guard you don't have a problem because it's solved

00:55:56.360 --> 00:56:00.059
by someone else like making even better stuff

00:56:00.059 --> 00:56:03.340
in the company too much leeway though you don't

00:56:03.340 --> 00:56:05.420
have to demand the consumers to do their own

00:56:05.420 --> 00:56:08.280
work but i i you it's an interesting point you

00:56:08.280 --> 00:56:10.500
made there because like again i'm bringing this

00:56:10.500 --> 00:56:13.199
up again uh when they were doing the promo for

00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:15.840
this which is written by wade who's like the

00:56:15.840 --> 00:56:18.679
law master's guy he had this whole thing where

00:56:18.679 --> 00:56:22.969
he talked about this guy which is Zodgrod of

00:56:22.969 --> 00:56:26.550
Wartsnagger. That's really all the lore they

00:56:26.550 --> 00:56:28.909
provide you with. And that's not too far from

00:56:28.909 --> 00:56:32.949
what he actually has. But coincidentally, the

00:56:32.949 --> 00:56:35.849
same day this book came out, I did a video on

00:56:35.849 --> 00:56:38.349
that character. And that was one of his examples

00:56:38.349 --> 00:56:41.989
of why you should buy it. My video isn't a long

00:56:41.989 --> 00:56:44.269
video, but it has more lore in it than this book.

00:56:45.690 --> 00:56:48.409
And you don't have to pay for it. And there's

00:56:48.409 --> 00:56:51.880
like... them them them leaning on old wisdom

00:56:51.880 --> 00:56:54.800
of we will make a an encyclopedia in the age

00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:58.380
of the internet is a bit like but we have youtubers

00:56:58.380 --> 00:57:00.840
and we have people who are passionate about the

00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:02.900
hobby that might put in more work than even the

00:57:02.900 --> 00:57:05.019
people in the company who have the resources

00:57:05.019 --> 00:57:09.420
that are being paid to do the thing so may i

00:57:09.420 --> 00:57:12.059
may i also say a point to the youtuber thing

00:57:12.059 --> 00:57:14.420
we yes we only had a couple youtubers back then

00:57:14.420 --> 00:57:16.360
but that was also like kind of the golden age

00:57:16.360 --> 00:57:18.000
of youtube where anyone can become a youtuber

00:57:18.000 --> 00:57:19.880
and we're kind of We're almost in that again

00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:21.599
where anyone can become a YouTuber, sort of.

00:57:22.440 --> 00:57:26.099
But that being said, more isn't always better.

00:57:26.320 --> 00:57:28.820
Back in the day, the worst we had was one mind

00:57:28.820 --> 00:57:30.880
syndicate reading off the wiki, and we all made

00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:33.340
fun of them for that. Now we have dozens of people

00:57:33.340 --> 00:57:37.159
just lying about stuff consistently, making up

00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:39.340
their own stuff and just saying it's true. But

00:57:39.340 --> 00:57:42.360
that's true for any group anywhere. Yes, but

00:57:42.360 --> 00:57:45.199
it was not nearly as prevalent when there was

00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:47.989
very few. warhammer youtubers well because the

00:57:47.989 --> 00:57:49.730
worst we had was just dudes reading off the wiki

00:57:49.730 --> 00:57:51.750
right like well i guess if you're right back

00:57:51.750 --> 00:57:53.369
in the day you know i mean you didn't have a

00:57:53.369 --> 00:57:55.690
hundred thousand people commenting on 30 you

00:57:55.690 --> 00:57:57.269
know i mean like your life was probably easier

00:57:57.269 --> 00:58:00.750
10 years ago too so you know i mean that's the

00:58:00.750 --> 00:58:02.650
same thing but i'm not going to complain because

00:58:02.650 --> 00:58:05.269
the success of i'm not complaining stuff is literally

00:58:05.269 --> 00:58:07.429
what makes us have a job doesn't it i'm just

00:58:07.429 --> 00:58:09.869
saying more more and it wasn't always better

00:58:10.250 --> 00:58:16.210
No, of course not. If you take a step back, sometimes

00:58:16.210 --> 00:58:19.050
if you're too close to it, you can't see. If

00:58:19.050 --> 00:58:21.989
you take a step back, it's the golden era, almost.

00:58:22.190 --> 00:58:24.849
Do we have many books that come out nowadays

00:58:24.849 --> 00:58:28.150
with, I don't know how to even say it, not important

00:58:28.150 --> 00:58:32.170
characters? I mean, I'm doing work stuff. Grotsnik

00:58:32.170 --> 00:58:36.389
has a book now. Yeah, I'm sorry. Characters that

00:58:36.389 --> 00:58:38.369
have never been on the tabletop or established

00:58:38.369 --> 00:58:41.039
in the lore? Do we get many books surrounding

00:58:41.039 --> 00:58:43.599
characters like that nowadays? Even the more

00:58:43.599 --> 00:58:47.739
recent character book ones just released from

00:58:47.739 --> 00:58:49.820
Black Library, they're for characters that just

00:58:49.820 --> 00:58:52.440
straight up don't have models. That's one of

00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:54.840
my favorite things about Old Hammer is a lot

00:58:54.840 --> 00:58:57.840
of the books were about people who you've never

00:58:57.840 --> 00:59:02.170
heard of and they're all in this book. Sister

00:59:02.170 --> 00:59:04.110
Miria, for example, is really cool in the Sister

00:59:04.110 --> 00:59:06.110
of Battle books. It's just a model, which is

00:59:06.110 --> 00:59:08.869
kind of insane. The example I always revert to

00:59:08.869 --> 00:59:11.010
is Cardan Stronos, the war leader of the Iron

00:59:11.010 --> 00:59:13.789
Hands chapter. He's ostensibly a chapter master.

00:59:14.429 --> 00:59:17.429
He don't have a model. He's got two and a half

00:59:17.429 --> 00:59:21.630
books. He's got art. And then I look in this

00:59:21.630 --> 00:59:22.949
encyclopedia and it's like, oh, do you want to

00:59:22.949 --> 00:59:25.030
hear about Feroz? I'm like, no, not really. I

00:59:25.030 --> 00:59:27.449
want to hear about the guy in charge not being

00:59:27.449 --> 00:59:31.760
funny. There's a... Andy Neiman. But it's like,

00:59:31.820 --> 00:59:33.199
I want to know about this character. And it's

00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:35.940
a bit of a shame that, again, you are correct

00:59:35.940 --> 00:59:39.980
that in my research, it's usually, here's a book

00:59:39.980 --> 00:59:41.940
like, oh, who's this character? Don't worry about

00:59:41.940 --> 00:59:43.880
it. He doesn't have a miniature. And maybe he

00:59:43.880 --> 00:59:47.920
doesn't even have art. They have rules for characters

00:59:47.920 --> 00:59:50.179
without miniatures back in the day. You could

00:59:50.179 --> 00:59:55.699
just make your own freaking guy. Yeah. That's

00:59:55.699 --> 00:59:58.480
one of the better parts of it. from it you always

00:59:58.480 --> 01:00:00.400
remember you like you always have the perspective

01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:02.420
of someone who's you played a lot of warhammer

01:00:02.420 --> 01:00:05.760
you've been in playing one for a long time majority

01:00:05.760 --> 01:00:10.280
people have not most people now shockingly their

01:00:10.280 --> 01:00:12.860
first time playing warhammer is 10th edition

01:00:12.860 --> 01:00:15.579
yeah this is like that's the thing you know i

01:00:15.579 --> 01:00:16.920
mean like it's the same thing of like someone

01:00:16.920 --> 01:00:19.119
saying you know is that if we keep saying back

01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:21.840
in my day sort of thing you know someone realized

01:00:21.840 --> 01:00:24.139
you know it's it's back in someone else's day

01:00:24.139 --> 01:00:27.730
today And it's, and it's not bad. It's actually

01:00:27.730 --> 01:00:29.409
pretty, you know what I mean? Like the equivalent

01:00:29.409 --> 01:00:32.650
of their back in the day today will be way better

01:00:32.650 --> 01:00:34.869
than maybe what we had. That's the thing. Cause

01:00:34.869 --> 01:00:35.909
you don't, you know, you don't, you never know

01:00:35.909 --> 01:00:39.909
how lucky you are. I'm busting for a week. So

01:00:39.909 --> 01:00:41.469
I'm going to go for a week, but I have, I'm going

01:00:41.469 --> 01:00:43.610
to throw a, like a hand grenade in before I go

01:00:43.610 --> 01:00:48.130
for it. So we're, we're probably soon going to

01:00:48.130 --> 01:00:50.489
be out of the 10th edition. We're kind of getting

01:00:50.489 --> 01:00:53.150
to the end of the cycle of 10th edition. Do you

01:00:53.150 --> 01:00:56.039
think that. 10th edition has done a good job

01:00:56.039 --> 01:00:59.159
for the hobby. And now I'm going to wait. Enjoy.

01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:03.780
It really depends on your opinion on what is

01:01:03.780 --> 01:01:09.579
good for the hobby. I feel like everyone would

01:01:09.579 --> 01:01:11.239
have different answers for this question. It's

01:01:11.239 --> 01:01:16.340
done good at bringing in more people. That's

01:01:16.340 --> 01:01:18.199
kind of all I can say that it's done good, though,

01:01:18.199 --> 01:01:21.679
personally. I think it's done poorly. I think

01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:24.739
it's also done good for certain armies. Certain

01:01:24.739 --> 01:01:29.559
models, certain armies. But it's done very poorly

01:01:29.559 --> 01:01:33.159
for other armies. And personally, I played a

01:01:33.159 --> 01:01:38.300
lot of 10th edition. I really struggle to have

01:01:38.300 --> 01:01:41.139
as much fun playing this edition as basically

01:01:41.139 --> 01:01:43.599
even 9th edition. I like 9th edition a bit more.

01:01:44.239 --> 01:01:47.619
10th edition has brought in more people, yes,

01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:51.179
but it's also kind of... I kind of heard some

01:01:51.179 --> 01:01:53.579
people saying it's like Magic the Gathering -fied.

01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:56.519
warhammer there's a lot of meta chasing it's

01:01:56.519 --> 01:02:00.059
extremely competitive based there's updates all

01:02:00.059 --> 01:02:02.420
the time the new the new thing is to make one

01:02:02.420 --> 01:02:05.079
thing op and then everyone buys it and then nerf

01:02:05.079 --> 01:02:07.480
it and then everyone sells it and buys the new

01:02:07.480 --> 01:02:09.480
thing and there's constant changes to the game

01:02:09.480 --> 01:02:12.460
for competitive play that's kind of okay but

01:02:12.460 --> 01:02:14.760
for casual play it's very like it's very anti

01:02:14.760 --> 01:02:18.980
-casual the game i think is overly it feels like

01:02:18.980 --> 01:02:21.280
checkers to me sometimes it feels like checkers

01:02:21.710 --> 01:02:24.869
I think the anti -casual part of it, yeah, I

01:02:24.869 --> 01:02:27.489
would agree. But it's also, if you're on the

01:02:27.489 --> 01:02:29.989
other end of someone who, again, not everyone

01:02:29.989 --> 01:02:32.670
is great at playing it. I just played recently

01:02:32.670 --> 01:02:35.449
last week, and I would say the person wasn't

01:02:35.449 --> 01:02:39.150
as good as me. But the thing is, he also was

01:02:39.150 --> 01:02:43.369
playing an army, which is quite well balanced

01:02:43.369 --> 01:02:46.429
against me. So therefore, it was all due down

01:02:46.429 --> 01:02:49.889
to the fact of player skill in that sense. Having

01:02:49.889 --> 01:02:52.389
good balance in the game, I promise you, when

01:02:52.389 --> 01:02:55.630
you're on the other end of like you're not balanced

01:02:55.630 --> 01:02:58.349
against everyone else who's got slightly better

01:02:58.349 --> 01:03:01.010
stuff, it does feel bad. That's the thing. So

01:03:01.010 --> 01:03:04.130
when everything is a bit more even Stevens, as

01:03:04.130 --> 01:03:06.969
they say, it actually means like, oh, my army

01:03:06.969 --> 01:03:09.570
is good because everyone else is as good as me.

01:03:09.630 --> 01:03:12.510
And it's actually down to my skill. I will say,

01:03:12.550 --> 01:03:15.829
though, like things are more balanced in one

01:03:15.829 --> 01:03:19.619
way, but. It also kind of slots you into a place

01:03:19.619 --> 01:03:21.000
where you have to bring things that are very

01:03:21.000 --> 01:03:23.980
specific, whereas some units are just blatantly

01:03:23.980 --> 01:03:28.239
unusable, complete and utter garbage. I hear

01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:31.320
Orc players complaining about this a lot. Some

01:03:31.320 --> 01:03:33.739
of your units are beyond garbage, just terrible.

01:03:34.179 --> 01:03:37.719
And if you bring a very specific thing, admit

01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:39.579
it, Chase, as they say, then yeah, it's balanced.

01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:42.699
But I don't want to do that. I want to play my

01:03:42.699 --> 01:03:44.940
lore -accurate army. I want to be able to play

01:03:44.940 --> 01:03:46.619
with my lower accurate army and still not get

01:03:46.619 --> 01:03:49.579
completely obliterated. Whereas back in the older

01:03:49.579 --> 01:03:52.059
editions, it did genuinely feel like every model

01:03:52.059 --> 01:03:54.199
had its use, even if it was slightly less good.

01:03:56.139 --> 01:04:00.500
It's hard to gauge it because that's how it felt.

01:04:00.659 --> 01:04:02.980
But then as to one person, if I asked loads of

01:04:02.980 --> 01:04:05.599
people, I'm sure if I go back and I was in my

01:04:05.599 --> 01:04:08.340
research. when i was in my research of this you

01:04:08.340 --> 01:04:10.079
won't believe the amount of complaint things

01:04:10.079 --> 01:04:13.539
they found from years ago people saying the new

01:04:13.539 --> 01:04:15.800
models look bad the people were complaining about

01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:18.219
like always mike this is not balanced like i'm

01:04:18.219 --> 01:04:21.480
actually shredded by certain things like yes

01:04:21.480 --> 01:04:23.440
the seventh edition was when everything got really

01:04:23.440 --> 01:04:27.980
bad uh truthfully we never changed mostly truthfully

01:04:27.980 --> 01:04:30.300
most of the balance issues most of the balance

01:04:30.300 --> 01:04:32.260
issues could be solved by just playing against

01:04:32.260 --> 01:04:35.719
your friend instead of a guy who is super insecure

01:04:35.719 --> 01:04:40.059
and needing to win. You could make crazy, ridiculous

01:04:40.059 --> 01:04:43.000
OP armies, but if you're playing for fun, every

01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:45.500
model kind of just works together. The crazy

01:04:45.500 --> 01:04:47.960
OP armies were people who spammed certain things.

01:04:49.840 --> 01:04:53.340
But nothing at the moment, though, is... And

01:04:53.340 --> 01:04:57.940
with the constant update, nothing is OP dominating

01:04:57.940 --> 01:05:01.300
for ages and that we're not suffering. It's not

01:05:01.300 --> 01:05:04.039
like people... yeah like having to have tournament

01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:07.539
bands for things for your own models before whereas

01:05:07.539 --> 01:05:10.159
now it's like it's actually sold quickly recently

01:05:10.159 --> 01:05:12.840
just recently the uh the more docker detachment

01:05:12.840 --> 01:05:15.019
had to be banned because it was winning like

01:05:15.019 --> 01:05:17.679
90 of its games yeah but it's like it wasn't

01:05:17.679 --> 01:05:20.460
it's not really powerful that's the outlier now

01:05:20.460 --> 01:05:22.539
that's not a common occurrence anymore before

01:05:22.539 --> 01:05:32.800
that it was the demons and then chaos it's not

01:05:32.800 --> 01:05:35.840
unaddressed for like you know months and months

01:05:35.840 --> 01:05:38.800
on end so you don't end up you know I mean at

01:05:38.800 --> 01:05:42.019
some point they say don't you know I mean it's

01:05:42.019 --> 01:05:44.460
not like banned for an entire season or something

01:05:44.460 --> 01:05:47.440
like crazy now it's actually like oh okay they

01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:52.179
did deal with it thank God Was there a few more

01:05:52.179 --> 01:05:56.119
donations we should get to? Yes. We'll go through

01:05:56.119 --> 01:05:58.219
the donations. If there's any extra at the end,

01:05:58.280 --> 01:06:01.300
we'll add them to the very end. But if you want

01:06:01.300 --> 01:06:03.880
to put any last votes in, now is your last chance.

01:06:04.900 --> 01:06:07.340
First one, we just got a donation of $1 .99 from

01:06:07.340 --> 01:06:09.460
Waffle. Thank you very much. Cheers, brother.

01:06:10.079 --> 01:06:14.639
Thank you. Colin's husband oiled up and bouncing

01:06:14.639 --> 01:06:17.460
freaky style for two. Sincha Nurgle would have

01:06:17.460 --> 01:06:19.820
this same debate. But which one are we eating?

01:06:20.960 --> 01:06:25.300
I call Gibbs on not Nurgle. Zenon, hello, buddy.

01:06:25.639 --> 01:06:28.400
Eli, would you want a 40k classic much like Old

01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:31.139
World? I think best of both could be great, especially

01:06:31.139 --> 01:06:34.079
if it's set in fifth. I mean, in my opinion,

01:06:34.099 --> 01:06:37.900
with recaster sites now, you can just play Old

01:06:37.900 --> 01:06:40.690
Warhammer. you don't need we don't need a new

01:06:40.690 --> 01:06:46.429
like revised edition uh it would be cool but

01:06:46.429 --> 01:06:48.570
you can also go buy a fifth edition rule book

01:06:48.570 --> 01:06:51.150
on ebay for 30 bucks and just play it that's

01:06:51.150 --> 01:06:53.670
what i do i don't know you can play sixth edition

01:06:53.670 --> 01:06:55.610
if you want it as well that's horror's heresy

01:06:55.610 --> 01:06:59.030
so it's still here it's it's well no no no horror's

01:06:59.030 --> 01:07:01.170
heresy is very different now it was similar now

01:07:01.170 --> 01:07:03.650
it's different but uh it's the the biggest issue

01:07:03.650 --> 01:07:06.309
is it's hard for people to find uh opponents

01:07:06.309 --> 01:07:08.489
to play old hammer with if it hasn't if they

01:07:08.489 --> 01:07:10.610
don't already have friends who have been immersed

01:07:10.610 --> 01:07:12.289
in it for a while because i have a lot of friends

01:07:12.289 --> 01:07:15.730
before uh but a lot of people will tell me like

01:07:15.730 --> 01:07:18.210
there's no one who's willing to play old editions

01:07:18.210 --> 01:07:19.989
around here like it's 10th edition or nothing

01:07:19.989 --> 01:07:23.650
else uh which is a weird mindset in my opinion

01:07:23.650 --> 01:07:27.369
i don't know just give i guess if you're in certain

01:07:27.369 --> 01:07:30.030
spots not playing 10th edition would mean you're

01:07:30.030 --> 01:07:31.789
not practicing for your tournament and getting

01:07:31.789 --> 01:07:33.750
better and blah blah which is like the culture

01:07:33.750 --> 01:07:36.300
around 40k now which is Very detrimental, in

01:07:36.300 --> 01:07:40.340
my opinion. And I'll do this one, then I'll pass

01:07:40.340 --> 01:07:42.800
it on to you guys. Free for free, I think, is

01:07:42.800 --> 01:07:47.679
a good one. So Ravan, the five with the little

01:07:47.679 --> 01:07:50.519
cat. Happy to finally catch a stream and have

01:07:50.519 --> 01:07:52.719
money to actually donate. Thank you. On the top

01:07:52.719 --> 01:07:54.920
of old versus new grim darkness, shout out to

01:07:54.920 --> 01:07:59.199
Dance Steps for GW Space Hog. Nice. Crazy. We

01:07:59.199 --> 01:08:01.480
love a space hog. Eli, would you like the next

01:08:01.480 --> 01:08:05.659
tree? You know who's always eating good? Necromunda

01:08:05.659 --> 01:08:07.679
players. Necromunda players have been eating

01:08:07.679 --> 01:08:11.440
good for eons, somehow. And you have to own like

01:08:11.440 --> 01:08:14.420
10 books to play it, but... Oh, we got a Blood

01:08:14.420 --> 01:08:17.279
Angel guy now? Cool. Oh, fair enough. Have fun.

01:08:18.180 --> 01:08:20.619
Colin's husband oiled up in Bouncing Freaky style.

01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:23.119
Thank you for $5. You both bring up good points,

01:08:23.220 --> 01:08:24.760
but they would be better points without shirts

01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:26.699
on. Also, Eli, how do you feel about the rumour

01:08:26.699 --> 01:08:31.159
to Drukhari refresh in 11th? If it happens, then

01:08:31.159 --> 01:08:34.109
that would be great. If we get back all of the

01:08:34.109 --> 01:08:36.550
lost data sheets, I'll be really happy. Or new

01:08:36.550 --> 01:08:38.909
stuff. A new character or two would be cool.

01:08:38.970 --> 01:08:40.649
Well, a character that's already in the lore

01:08:40.649 --> 01:08:42.630
but made into a model. Can we get Vect? Vect,

01:08:42.750 --> 01:08:46.670
update, please. I think he will. Or at least

01:08:46.670 --> 01:08:49.789
I imagine he will. We'll see. It's really hard

01:08:49.789 --> 01:08:53.250
to know. Main event virtual. I will admit that

01:08:53.250 --> 01:08:55.109
the Space Marine sculpts lost some character

01:08:55.109 --> 01:08:56.930
when they went to Primaris, but I'd rather paint

01:08:56.930 --> 01:09:00.090
a million Primaris than one ugly -ass squat FB.

01:09:01.530 --> 01:09:04.989
Interesting. Interesting. I think they're going

01:09:04.989 --> 01:09:06.569
back in the right direction with Space Marines

01:09:06.569 --> 01:09:09.909
now, honestly. I think Primaris was a huge mistake,

01:09:10.010 --> 01:09:12.010
and they looked terrible and stupid, and they

01:09:12.010 --> 01:09:13.829
didn't look like Warhammer. But I think they're

01:09:13.829 --> 01:09:15.510
going back in the right direction because they're

01:09:15.510 --> 01:09:17.149
getting rid of Primaris and just making True

01:09:17.149 --> 01:09:19.050
Scale Marines, which is all we wanted in the

01:09:19.050 --> 01:09:21.609
first place. That wouldn't make a difference.

01:09:21.909 --> 01:09:25.569
Space Wars all looking good. Mm -hmm. Last one,

01:09:25.670 --> 01:09:29.569
Bookie Beard. Thank you for the $4 .99. Eli,

01:09:29.630 --> 01:09:31.189
you can't deny the Necron updates have been pretty

01:09:31.189 --> 01:09:33.350
darn good. The models are great and the new kill

01:09:33.350 --> 01:09:34.970
team looks sweet. Yep, I've never denied that.

01:09:35.050 --> 01:09:37.630
I like all the new Necron models. The thing that

01:09:37.630 --> 01:09:39.869
I am unhappy with is that all three of my favorite

01:09:39.869 --> 01:09:42.090
characters in Warhammer are no longer playable

01:09:42.090 --> 01:09:44.890
on the tabletop, which makes me very sad. And

01:09:44.890 --> 01:09:46.890
that also means they're not really getting supported

01:09:46.890 --> 01:09:51.250
in lore very often either. R .I .P. He has to

01:09:51.250 --> 01:09:54.229
carry it himself soon. I'm going to give you

01:09:54.229 --> 01:09:56.210
four, Hal, because this one's very short. uh

01:09:56.210 --> 01:10:01.189
patrick von de sar for two bucks mark 10 is better

01:10:01.189 --> 01:10:05.430
than mark 11. i know i think i'm a mom i'm a

01:10:05.430 --> 01:10:09.890
mark three boy i'm a mark three space movie seven

01:10:09.890 --> 01:10:14.430
sorry mark seven yeah i was like i misread that

01:10:14.430 --> 01:10:17.710
my brain went straight to 11. to be fair though

01:10:17.710 --> 01:10:22.079
patrick you went from r numbers to roman numerals

01:10:22.079 --> 01:10:24.560
so you you tricked him you threw me off with

01:10:24.560 --> 01:10:28.119
my it's out of track for him nora nors for five

01:10:28.119 --> 01:10:30.439
bucks want to say thanks for being the best woman

01:10:30.439 --> 01:10:35.680
podcast painting my visual uh kai kia kia see

01:10:35.680 --> 01:10:39.020
i literally cannot read key key emperor's children

01:10:39.020 --> 01:10:42.060
models right now brackets one the ones with the

01:10:42.060 --> 01:10:44.880
wacky hair almost done with that awesome man

01:10:44.880 --> 01:10:50.260
awesome we should put it under the discord for

01:10:50.260 --> 01:10:52.600
10 bucks both have problems and it's probably

01:10:52.600 --> 01:10:55.920
tied to having too many playable unique factions

01:10:55.920 --> 01:11:00.560
with which old world started I don't like saying

01:11:00.560 --> 01:11:06.020
it I'm for I'm guard but we may need to relegate

01:11:06.020 --> 01:11:08.899
some background well I didn't even I didn't even

01:11:08.899 --> 01:11:11.020
talk about the imperial guard the imperial guard

01:11:11.020 --> 01:11:15.020
is also in shambles man It's hard because there's

01:11:15.020 --> 01:11:18.199
so much to cover. I know, but it's just crazy.

01:11:18.239 --> 01:11:20.159
It's like you're playing a space marine army,

01:11:20.239 --> 01:11:23.939
right? You want jump pack guys? You want jump

01:11:23.939 --> 01:11:26.420
pack guys? They're Raven Guard. You want normal

01:11:26.420 --> 01:11:28.600
ground troops? They're Ultramarines. You want

01:11:28.600 --> 01:11:30.800
assault troops? They're freaking, I don't know,

01:11:30.880 --> 01:11:32.239
Imperial Fists, whatever you want, Blood Angels.

01:11:32.399 --> 01:11:33.939
You want ranged attack guys? You got an Iron

01:11:33.939 --> 01:11:36.659
Hand. You want rush attacks? It's just insane.

01:11:36.819 --> 01:11:39.239
What they've done to Imperial Guard is honestly

01:11:39.239 --> 01:11:42.510
like... Unforgivable, almost. It's just insane.

01:11:43.750 --> 01:11:45.710
Unforgivable. Someone does ask in the chat how

01:11:45.710 --> 01:11:47.489
they joined the Discord. I think we have a link

01:11:47.489 --> 01:11:50.250
on the Discord. There should be a link. Please

01:11:50.250 --> 01:11:52.449
let me know if it's not working. We used to have

01:11:52.449 --> 01:11:55.810
a dedicated slash Discord slash Law Crimes, but

01:11:55.810 --> 01:11:57.770
then we didn't have enough boosts. So now we

01:11:57.770 --> 01:12:00.670
have, I think I've updated it to an evergreen

01:12:00.670 --> 01:12:03.409
one. We do need 150 conscripts. Yeah, you could

01:12:03.409 --> 01:12:06.250
have Tinkoff and 150 conscripts in Old Hammer.

01:12:06.369 --> 01:12:08.130
Literally, what more could you ever have asked

01:12:08.130 --> 01:12:10.640
for? You'd also have Talon and Catachan and everyone.

01:12:11.819 --> 01:12:13.880
Eli, would you like this one? It's a big one.

01:12:14.319 --> 01:12:15.720
Main Event Virgil, thank you very much for the

01:12:15.720 --> 01:12:17.819
tent. I hope you take one thing away from all

01:12:17.819 --> 01:12:19.260
this. This will happen to everything that you

01:12:19.260 --> 01:12:20.779
love. Nothing you like will remain untouched,

01:12:20.819 --> 01:12:22.319
and it will get further and further monetized

01:12:22.319 --> 01:12:24.399
into meaninglessness. We are effed. Yes, you

01:12:24.399 --> 01:12:26.779
are entirely correct, Main Event Virgil. But

01:12:26.779 --> 01:12:31.260
I'm hoping we'll have a resurgence of well -made

01:12:31.260 --> 01:12:34.850
things. At least in the video game industry,

01:12:34.970 --> 01:12:37.289
it might happen, but people just buy slop. People

01:12:37.289 --> 01:12:39.430
just love buying slop. It's happening everywhere,

01:12:39.569 --> 01:12:42.489
which is the sad part. But I like to think that

01:12:42.489 --> 01:12:44.670
things like Marvel and Disney and stuff are losing

01:12:44.670 --> 01:12:47.630
money and that they're going to have to start

01:12:47.630 --> 01:12:51.170
making good content again. I think Disney, et

01:12:51.170 --> 01:12:52.630
cetera, are doing a course correction because

01:12:52.630 --> 01:12:54.670
they're like, we're losing so much money. But

01:12:54.670 --> 01:12:56.520
you look at like... I was going to say, you look

01:12:56.520 --> 01:12:58.819
at the Destiny community now, the Destiny 2 community.

01:12:59.119 --> 01:13:01.380
Oh, it's grim. They're all like, oh, all these

01:13:01.380 --> 01:13:03.300
creators are like, I'm giving up. I'm not doing

01:13:03.300 --> 01:13:06.220
it anymore. Halo's been gone for a while. I know.

01:13:06.960 --> 01:13:09.880
All these things, it's the same analogy for Warhammer,

01:13:09.960 --> 01:13:11.479
in my opinion, although Warhammer is actually

01:13:11.479 --> 01:13:13.260
course correcting a little bit. These things

01:13:13.260 --> 01:13:15.399
get extremely popular. They make a gajillion

01:13:15.399 --> 01:13:18.600
dollars. They're saved. But now they're terrible

01:13:18.600 --> 01:13:20.439
and soulless and everything you loved about it

01:13:20.439 --> 01:13:23.189
is gone. warhammer is not nearly as bad as those

01:13:23.189 --> 01:13:27.350
things but it happens but i think that the advantage

01:13:27.350 --> 01:13:30.270
warhammer has it has a lot of passionate content

01:13:30.270 --> 01:13:33.710
creators who talk about the cool stuff which

01:13:33.710 --> 01:13:37.510
i think pushes the needle a little bit but also

01:13:37.510 --> 01:13:41.010
whatever ip has like a publishing house for books

01:13:41.010 --> 01:13:43.529
like none of them yeah so in that regard i think

01:13:43.529 --> 01:13:45.750
warhammer is in a unique position if we could

01:13:45.750 --> 01:13:48.029
stop getting downgraded combat patrols for a

01:13:48.029 --> 01:13:51.659
higher cost um that would be pretty cool eBay

01:13:51.659 --> 01:13:55.119
is doing the amount I've gotten. I've not bought

01:13:55.119 --> 01:13:58.680
a new model from Games Workshop. I've only bought

01:13:58.680 --> 01:14:09.319
eBay things. I've got three new Chaos Spawn that

01:14:09.319 --> 01:14:11.659
I got three. Usually they come in boxes of two.

01:14:11.739 --> 01:14:14.680
I got three from someone for 20 bucks, like 20

01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:17.039
pounds. and they're usually like you know i mean

01:14:17.039 --> 01:14:19.560
like i'm not paying full price ever again because

01:14:19.560 --> 01:14:22.739
everyone is so willing to get rid of models to

01:14:22.739 --> 01:14:24.760
be fair i've seen the comments are like you get

01:14:24.760 --> 01:14:27.159
a free lieutenant titus mini for this book i'm

01:14:27.159 --> 01:14:28.800
like that basically offsets the cost of the whole

01:14:28.800 --> 01:14:32.539
thing nice um and yeah tom warren for two we

01:14:32.539 --> 01:14:37.640
have achieved 100 votes for 150 Not anymore.

01:14:38.000 --> 01:14:42.060
It was a back and forth race. It was going. It

01:14:42.060 --> 01:14:47.979
teetered into eLife for a while. But the end

01:14:47.979 --> 01:14:52.159
result is for the end of the poll, the results

01:14:52.159 --> 01:14:57.420
are who won? Hal with New Warhammer, 52%. Eli

01:14:57.420 --> 01:15:00.899
with Old Hammer, 48%. Probably the closest we've

01:15:00.899 --> 01:15:04.380
ever done. Andy, you're supposed to do this.

01:15:04.579 --> 01:15:09.439
Don't forget. well here's the thing um you should

01:15:09.439 --> 01:15:10.779
you should have voted before you looked at the

01:15:10.779 --> 01:15:13.279
chat because now there's pressure there is pressure

01:15:13.279 --> 01:15:16.260
but no but no it's a case of like um call me

01:15:16.260 --> 01:15:20.979
uh a noble bright buffoon if you must i do think

01:15:20.979 --> 01:15:23.760
that new warhammer is good simply because of

01:15:23.760 --> 01:15:27.220
the fact that it has more potential um with with

01:15:27.220 --> 01:15:30.619
your arguments i understand like it's frustrating

01:15:30.619 --> 01:15:34.470
when you see for example The debacle with 9th

01:15:34.470 --> 01:15:36.250
to 10th edition where the Votan were released

01:15:36.250 --> 01:15:39.449
as a brand new faction and within a few months

01:15:39.449 --> 01:15:41.710
their faction was gutted and then they had to

01:15:41.710 --> 01:15:44.550
start again from square one. But now we've got

01:15:44.550 --> 01:15:47.470
a new codex for them. We've got new miniatures.

01:15:47.529 --> 01:15:51.310
I think it's a case of they have the resources.

01:15:51.810 --> 01:15:55.310
Out of sheer bloody -minded statistics, they're

01:15:55.310 --> 01:15:57.350
going to do more good than bad, hopefully. I

01:15:57.350 --> 01:16:01.850
hope. But my main thing is... I honestly believe

01:16:01.850 --> 01:16:05.750
that I understand the critiques and the problems,

01:16:05.850 --> 01:16:09.529
but I also think that without being too self

01:16:09.529 --> 01:16:16.930
-congratulatory, we are helping to improve Warhammer

01:16:16.930 --> 01:16:20.369
in our small way. And it sucks when things are

01:16:20.369 --> 01:16:23.289
legended. It sucks when a faction gets more favoritism

01:16:23.289 --> 01:16:25.829
than another. It sucks when the rules cripple

01:16:25.829 --> 01:16:28.250
one faction and then another faction becomes

01:16:28.250 --> 01:16:31.699
overpowered. But we've seen even with 10th edition,

01:16:31.979 --> 01:16:35.539
them change course and go, we did this wrong.

01:16:35.640 --> 01:16:37.479
We're going to patch this out in like an update

01:16:37.479 --> 01:16:40.140
or, oh, we understand we need to start making

01:16:40.140 --> 01:16:41.880
more Drukhari minis. And hopefully we'll get

01:16:41.880 --> 01:16:44.420
some new stuff in 11th edition or before the

01:16:44.420 --> 01:16:48.579
tail end of 10. We've got the Votan, like a brand

01:16:48.579 --> 01:16:50.939
new faction just appeared out of nowhere. It

01:16:50.939 --> 01:16:52.699
was like, oh, remember Squats? They're fun. And

01:16:52.699 --> 01:16:55.100
I honestly think part of that was because people

01:16:55.100 --> 01:16:57.000
were like, oh, we're watching these videos about.

01:16:57.350 --> 01:16:58.770
squats and they're kind of cool why don't we

01:16:58.770 --> 01:17:03.310
have why don't we have squats i i maybe i'm naive

01:17:03.310 --> 01:17:06.649
yeah well new empress children minis are cool

01:17:06.649 --> 01:17:08.810
i like some of the things i've done with the

01:17:08.810 --> 01:17:12.170
new world eaters releases space marines are kind

01:17:12.170 --> 01:17:14.829
of hit and miss but because there's so many you

01:17:14.829 --> 01:17:17.810
hit more than all the misses are counted by the

01:17:17.810 --> 01:17:19.729
hits and you get hits more than any other faction

01:17:19.729 --> 01:17:23.029
so it's like oh cool um what old world is going

01:17:23.029 --> 01:17:26.550
resurgence uh i love the cafe models i love the

01:17:26.550 --> 01:17:28.170
stuff they're doing with like the new age of

01:17:28.170 --> 01:17:29.869
sigma models and stuff like that they're just

01:17:29.869 --> 01:17:32.829
like cooking every single time apart from the

01:17:32.829 --> 01:17:35.369
uh the well they the corn followers who just

01:17:35.369 --> 01:17:37.649
look generic but again you get like you get like

01:17:37.649 --> 01:17:40.869
one miss with that with that part of the the

01:17:40.869 --> 01:17:44.770
production company and yeah i i i honestly think

01:17:44.770 --> 01:17:48.449
the new hammer is good i understand the problems

01:17:48.449 --> 01:17:52.029
i understand that there are inconsistencies there

01:17:52.029 --> 01:17:54.729
are things that are being dumbed down but the

01:17:54.729 --> 01:17:57.210
nice thing about it is that because the fan is

01:17:57.210 --> 01:17:59.789
so in the fan base is so integrated with the

01:17:59.789 --> 01:18:04.609
the product when there's enough unrest they tend

01:18:04.609 --> 01:18:07.369
to be quite more than any other company i've

01:18:07.369 --> 01:18:10.890
seen as much as gw has problems even if it's

01:18:10.890 --> 01:18:13.029
out of just sheer profit margins they're seeking

01:18:13.029 --> 01:18:15.909
i do think they listen to the audience they go

01:18:15.909 --> 01:18:18.970
oh we need to course correct from this problem

01:18:18.970 --> 01:18:21.850
or that problem even little things like the only

01:18:21.850 --> 01:18:26.090
hands debacle uh do we remember only hands no

01:18:26.090 --> 01:18:29.989
oh so warhammer's main channel the official warhammer

01:18:29.989 --> 01:18:32.550
youtube channel put in place about a year plus

01:18:32.550 --> 01:18:35.909
ago where the artists the painters you couldn't

01:18:35.909 --> 01:18:39.210
see their face no names on the video only their

01:18:39.210 --> 01:18:41.670
hands were visible painting the minis then everyone

01:18:41.670 --> 01:18:44.010
made an uproar going hey they deserve to have

01:18:44.010 --> 01:18:47.529
credit and now their faces back on the thumbnails

01:18:47.529 --> 01:18:49.850
and back on the videos they're now crediting

01:18:49.850 --> 01:18:52.229
in white dwarf articles the people who painted

01:18:52.229 --> 01:18:54.149
the miniatures they're now crediting the people

01:18:54.149 --> 01:18:56.689
in the animations they're doing there are changes

01:18:56.689 --> 01:19:00.029
going on i don't think it's productive to be

01:19:00.029 --> 01:19:04.210
like let's just always whinge and moan but it

01:19:04.210 --> 01:19:06.510
is also worthwhile looking at the past and saying

01:19:06.510 --> 01:19:10.420
hey i liked when this was the standard and i

01:19:10.420 --> 01:19:12.899
and i honestly think that the setting is going

01:19:12.899 --> 01:19:15.640
in good directions i guess the the cataclysm

01:19:15.640 --> 01:19:20.239
will be the tv show but yeah as long as they're

01:19:20.239 --> 01:19:22.060
not like oh next year we're ending the setting

01:19:22.060 --> 01:19:24.319
with an apocalypse event and warhammer is getting

01:19:24.319 --> 01:19:27.859
reset i think we'll be okay uh which is why just

01:19:27.859 --> 01:19:30.000
out of sheer volume of stuff i think that the

01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:33.359
new the new hammer is my my cup of tea but i

01:19:33.359 --> 01:19:35.699
under i also love old hammer i understand the

01:19:35.699 --> 01:19:38.260
points that you made eli and also i've got to

01:19:38.260 --> 01:19:41.640
be honest i was impressed by hal's uh meanness

01:19:41.640 --> 01:19:45.119
in this video it's not my strong suit so i try

01:19:45.119 --> 01:19:47.340
boys i should have i should have catered towards

01:19:47.340 --> 01:19:49.760
the lore i talked too much about tabletop and

01:19:49.760 --> 01:19:52.810
he doesn't play tabletop i know i need to make

01:19:52.810 --> 01:19:55.689
andy i need to go make andy play but even with

01:19:55.689 --> 01:19:57.989
tabletop i bought a book that i'll never read

01:19:57.989 --> 01:20:00.569
and at least i got a free mini from it like cool

01:20:00.569 --> 01:20:02.710
and it's titus and he's from that vidya game

01:20:02.710 --> 01:20:05.329
so cool and he's a push fit i i looked at the

01:20:05.329 --> 01:20:07.329
screen i'm like oh he's a push fit that's kind

01:20:07.329 --> 01:20:10.170
of cool uh i wish they did more like i recently

01:20:10.170 --> 01:20:13.289
discovered how gundam do their push fits i'm

01:20:13.289 --> 01:20:16.529
like oh if warhammer like they did that like

01:20:16.529 --> 01:20:19.609
i don't hate those i honestly don't care i don't

01:20:19.609 --> 01:20:22.119
hate it either If you want to convert, just chop

01:20:22.119 --> 01:20:25.579
stuff up and put it whatever. I don't think it's

01:20:25.579 --> 01:20:31.880
really a big deal. I was going to say, if we

01:20:31.880 --> 01:20:34.180
did this two years ago, I think it would be an

01:20:34.180 --> 01:20:37.739
overwhelming old hammer victory. In the last

01:20:37.739 --> 01:20:39.960
two years, like I've said, GW is course correcting

01:20:39.960 --> 01:20:42.800
and things are getting a bit better. New lore

01:20:42.800 --> 01:20:46.739
is not terrible anymore. The new models are decent.

01:20:47.260 --> 01:20:49.699
I will die on the hill forever. That old Hammer

01:20:49.699 --> 01:20:52.300
tabletop is better than new Hammer, and I think

01:20:52.300 --> 01:20:55.020
it always has been since 8th edition. I don't

01:20:55.020 --> 01:20:57.859
think it's ever gotten better. The lore and the

01:20:57.859 --> 01:21:00.039
minis are where I can give leeway on, but the

01:21:00.039 --> 01:21:01.960
tabletop I don't think has improved one bit.

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I will say, though, I hope everyone enjoyed that

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one. I would say that's 50 -50 in the end. It's

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almost too close to cool. Yeah, I know. The reign

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of Phil has ended. In theory. The century of

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humiliation is over. I think that with that being

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said, though, thank you everyone for listening,

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for watching. Of course, again, if you wanted

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to, you should join the Discord. We're there.

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Go ahead, Andy. One more donation from Raw666

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for $5 reduced. OW, I guess that's Old World,

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is Old Warhammer 40k. Ow. Also, regulate background.

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I was thinking having rotating factions pre -game

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addition to focus. Interesting. Nice. Thank you

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for listening, for watching. You guys, I hope

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you all enjoyed this one. It's a nice, fun chat.

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I was dreading this one. I was busy as well.

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So I was like, no, I had to throw this together.

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So I hope you all enjoyed. And we'll see you

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guys all in the next one for a fun episode next

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week. Peace. Oh, yes. See you next week, folks.

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See you.
