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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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Welcome back to Law Crimes. Hooray! Another week,

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another law crime to be done. Now, I've got to

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be honest, folks. Hal's not here today. I can't

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remember why. He did tell me. He's very well.

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Starts with a G, ends with an E. Come on. We

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know why Hal's not here. Mm -hmm. Okay. Well,

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he did tell me. And I didn't pay enough attention

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to remember. I'm sorry. But he's away. So today

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we had an impromptu, like, oh, we've got to do

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an episode today. What is that? What is that?

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What are you chomping on, buddy? Slop. Oh, it's

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gruel. Eli is eating the gruel. It's cream of

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wheat with protein powder. Is that what they're

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calling it nowadays? I don't know. Gruel is gruel.

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Also, yes, I was the immature person who picked

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the title for this video, and I also appreciate

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how many immature comments there are in the stream,

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including, I love semen, I love semen, I love

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semen. Amazing. That was another one. So it's

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Andy that's the expert on semen. Personally,

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I would have pegged Colin or Eli for that. Wow.

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Very good stuff. Colin's holding down a fort

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right now, so don't worry about that. Yeah, so

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today we are covering the Imperial Navy, the

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Novus Imperialis. This is something that one

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particular viewer has been requesting ad nauseum.

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like every other video or every video there's

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a comment like navy when navy when so we might

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as well do it today um but with that said uh

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start with colin colin do you have much knowledge

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on the imperial navy they're kind of an obscure

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not an obscure thing but they're not as widespread

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knowledge as say space marines or or other factions

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in humanity uh i've got I've got an okay amount

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of knowledge on the Imperial Navy. I did make

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a video about them. I've played me some Battlefleet

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Gothic. Not the tabletop, unfortunately. I have

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the worst curse a person who does tabletop games

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can possibly have, which is my friends only care

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about 5e. Please, please kill me. I would like

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to play something other than 5th edition Dungeons

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& Dragons. At least you're not playing the newest

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iteration. Or are you? that is yeah 5e is the

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current iteration of dnd well there's 5e but

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now there's like dnd beyond or something i think

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that's just a website that is a website i don't

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know what i'm trying to say is there another

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like there's like new character creations out

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and it's poo in my opinion it's not it's not

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i haven't seen those but they they took away

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all of the uh the traits for different races

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and you just kind of like goop now you know that

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whatever That I have not touched. But for the

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Navy, I've got a decent amount of knowledge,

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I feel. An okay amount. Okay, Eli, what about

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you? I love the Pacific. You're from the Segmentum

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Pacificus. Okay, fair enough. I do really enjoy

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naval battles in 40k books. I've not studied

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the Navy, though. I just really like ship maneuvers

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and blowing things up. Space combat is so cool.

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It's so cool. It's literally all made up and

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none of it is grounded in reality at all whatsoever,

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but it's still really cool. Also, I've been...

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Go for it, go for it. I've been given a request.

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Hal is getting his prostate checked. I received

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a message. Wow. I'm sending the message. Wow.

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Wow. I will say, everyone going on about... everyone

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they're going on about oh dawn of war yeah new

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dawn of war when are we going to get battlefleet

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gothic free come on i need to play one and two

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bro i started so do i i really want i've never

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i've never played them and now i have a pc i

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have to play them but i'm just like oh it's cool

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i want to play i want to play battlefleet gothic

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on tabletop that's what i wanted to isn't it

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strange that like you get these weird branching

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off ones that you got the uh What's it? Aeronautica

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and Titanicus. Braden's obsessed with Aeronautica

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and Imperialis. Does anyone play them? Braden

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does. Other than Braden. No, only Braden when

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he forces his brother to play with him. Yeah,

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it's Braden with two armies. He just stands in

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the gaming place like, take my army, play with

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me. But with that said, I'm going to helm this

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episode because it wasn't too long ago. i can't

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remember when it was that i did a um a video

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on the uh the novice uh imperialists maybe a

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year i can't remember it's been a while but not

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too long and i still remember like most of it

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and there's been like a couple of little tidbits

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i've heard from like completely unrelated books

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or or codex which have fed back into this particular

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faction because it's one of those interesting

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ones where most things in the setting for like

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the human army are connected to this action and

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yet it's not a limelight faction that gets as

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much you know as much uh insight as say like

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the space marines or even the guard to an extent

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but let's keep it simple to start with so originally

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back in the 30th millennium during the great

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crusade there wasn't such a thing as a bespoke

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navy for the uh the uh the imperium it was just

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you had the imperial army and the army was the

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navy and the guard combined because why would

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you just have bespoke things when you could just

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have them together to uh to the imperium's credit

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it was a really good start you managed to get

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the entire galaxy basically under your thumb

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in a couple of years. The ships were originally

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made from Mars's Ring of Iron, where, you know,

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Mars is next to Earth because we know Mars is

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in our solar system, Mechanica's home world.

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And eventually, as the Great Crusade expanded,

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we got new outposts in places like Vos, Sipramundi,

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Loren, and the Saturnine Dominion, which is a

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weird kind of niche thing. The Saturnine Dominion

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are like the guys who made the armor and weapons

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for the... the solar auxilia, they're strange.

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They only exist really in 30K. There are these

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tech savants who aren't connected to the Mechanicus,

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aren't connected to the Imperium. They're a weird

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middle ground between the two. And they also

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had some help in starting off the Imperial fleet.

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And this was amazing from the beginning. uh they

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establish different outposts across the galaxy

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like port more port more still exists there are

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places like footfall and all these like trading

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hubs fleet hubs places where you could be like

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oh we can dock 100 ships 200 ships refuel them

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rearm them i saw that eyebrow raise i saw that

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i saw that you like get your mind out of the

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gutter um And there are all these certain places

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where, oh, this was from the golden age of humanity.

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We'll have that back. This is an old Mechanicus

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outpost or Mechanicum outpost at the time. So

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we'll re -retrofit that and stuff. For a while,

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the expansion of the Great Crusade was practically

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uncontested because although spaceships have

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existed all the time, humanity now has space

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marines, which do a lot of good heavy lifting

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for like, oh. Yeah, you can ferry machines and

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machines of war like tanks or space marines and

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stuff like that. But now you have the space marines

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added to the ground forces. Oh, it's much easier

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to take stuff. And with the beginning of the

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Horus heresy, colonies, fleet anchorages, expeditionary

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fleets started to fragment. Welcome back, Colin.

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The human forces, although completely united

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under one rule of the Imperial Army. um with

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the horus heresy beginning they had to change

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allegiances and bear in mind um like for example

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right now i'm doing some uh some night house

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content on my shorts there's a lot of stuff intertwined

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with the night houses in the titan legions where

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obviously when horus turned traitor he had support

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from kelvor hal the fabricator general of mars

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who's the highest ranking mechanic sky by the

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same virtue of people turn traitor because they

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were like, the guy in charge turned traitor,

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I guess I should be a traitor too. The same happened

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with a lot of the fleets of the Imperium because

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Mechanicum makes ships. We are part of Mechanicum

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kinda, I guess. So I kinda like Horus. He's a

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neat guy. He's kinda cool. And some of them,

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kinda like the Black Shields of the Astartes,

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went, screw both of you. I'm going to be a pirate.

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I am a pirate. Har har fiddle dee dee. Heresy

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is not for me. That's what they said. You made

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that up on the spot? I did. I'm very clever.

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That was pretty solid. Thank you. Thank you.

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Full cover. Never. That would be funny. But with

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the end of the Horus heresy, the Imperial Army

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was broken apart because... A lot of people know

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about the Codex Astartes. A lot of people know

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about Rebute Gilliman going, hey, having 100

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,000, like, juiced up super... Special Marines.

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Special Marines. Ah, Special Marines. We know

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our duty, and we will do it. He knew that having

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100 ,000 juiced up super soldiers was probably

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not a great idea, because if the person in charge

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of those soldiers turns traitor, that's 100 ,000

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extra. it is added to the pile if you split them

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up into a thousand a thousand chapter chunks

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if a chapter master turns feral it's not as bad

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unless you're huron blackheart and then it's

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still kind of a problem although technically

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he cheated he did have more than a thousand space

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trains that's beside the point um the point is

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likewise having all mortal soldiers in the imperial

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army as just like a big amorphous blob is also

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a bad idea And so Rabute Gilliman also said,

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let's split the army into the navy and the guard.

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And here's something that was kind of something

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I didn't realize until, again, I was listening

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to Armarted Lady, which is all a plot about how

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the Ecclesiarchy is trying to reform the kind

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of army, which isn't the sororitas. This is like

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men at arms. And the whole plot is about seeing

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just like, ah. I'm going to corrupt the guy in

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charge of the ecclesiarchy to get the, how do

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they call it? I keep thinking chambers militant,

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the fraternist militia. We're going to get them

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back in the fold so I can sow chaos within the

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imperium and use the emperor's faith against

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him. And in that book, there's a mention of,

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oh, the ecclesiarchy and the guard can't go anywhere

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without the sanction of the Navy. Like Imperial

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Army regiments do not have any ships. The Navy

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does. As a failsafe, you can't deploy an entire

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Cadian regiment or Vestroian regiment or Catachans

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or whatever, unless you have the Navy in tow

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with the ships to move them, which I thought

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was like a neat thing that I didn't realize at

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first. Like, oh, like the Ecclesiarch, you can't

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just go around wherever they want. They need

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to have like support from the Navy. and this

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kind of works well because if ever a regiment

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like for example what they could be mobian six

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from dark tide if ever they go traitor you can

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keep them on one planet oh you want to get off

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the world well the navy's got to be involved

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you're going to try and like oh hey guys sorry

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i smell like poo but um don't worry about that

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i'm totally loyal to the imperium don't worry

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about it like no no i don't know So the Navy

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is very important. And it's worth remembering

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that as powerful as a Space Marine is, a Space

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Marine can't fire a Nova cannon. A Space Marine

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could kill a thousand people wholesale gradually

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one at a time. Or a guy in a ship could just

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be like, button. Funny button. Let's fire it,

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Will. And then it's like... So you don't mess

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with the Navy. They're kind of scary in that

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regard. They can also just decide, no, we will

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not be transporting your troops off planet. Go

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fuck yourself. And then if you give them too

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much lip, they're like, oh, sorry, is that the

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exterminatus button under my palm? Oh, it's so

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tempting. I'm oppressive. I'm oppressive. Big

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red button. But the interesting thing as well,

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that they are freed. An advantage they have after

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the Horus Heresies, they're freed from the guard's

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bureaucracy. So like, hey, screw these guys.

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We can do what we want. We don't have to worry

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about some stodgy general telling us what to

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do. But at the same time, the caveat is there's

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friction between the guard and the Navy. And

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so whenever there's like a High Lord of Terror

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meeting where it's who gets the most stuff. The

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two are always bickering, going, well, I want

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this for my ships. Well, I have guards. I need

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food. Oh, screw your food. I need Nova cannons.

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Screw your Nova cannons. I need fuel for my tanks.

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Well, actually, I need fuel for my ships. This

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has always resulted well throughout all of human

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history when the Army and the Navy are at odds

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with each other. Yes. I love the history of every

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plane built by the United States since, like,

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1940. yeah like the um the the the stealth craft

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the one that's very angular and like oh we've

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got to dock this and refuel it so we'll need

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ships and then the navy like we're not putting

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that on one of our carriers that's dangerous

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oh it's got bombs on it uh and so between the

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two um but it's it's worth remembering that broad

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strokes there are five segmentums of the galaxy

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you got solar which is where Earth is and the

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surrounding area. And then you've got Obscurus,

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Pacificus, Tempestus, and Ultima. Guess who lives

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in Ultima? Each segmentum, the Ultramarines,

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each segmentum has a big fortress. So, for example,

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these fortresses are usually stationed... on

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or around a particular planet. So, Segmentum

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Solar, it's Mars. It's where the Mechanicus live.

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Kind of makes sense. Obscurus, it's Cipramundi.

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Pacificus, it's Hydrafer. Ultima, it's Ka Dunyash.

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And Tempestus, it's Baka, which is funny because

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in Japanese, Baka means idiot. I always find

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that funny. i always love looking at the segmentum

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maps because obviously aside from ultima they

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try and make the other four look like they're

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roughly equal in scale but like if you look at

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the galaxy like ultima segmentum is clearly like

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50 of it on its own yeah and then they make segmentum

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pacific i mean grant you know these are all like

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galaxy spanning organizations i get it But, like,

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Segmentum Pacificus is, like, ten stars and half

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a planet. Well, the only thing is, though, Ultima

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is massive, but it's also really far away from

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Terra. And the problem is... The further you

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are from Terra, the more there are chaos uprisings.

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There's less resources. It's more difficult to

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communicate. Supply lines are more stretched.

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So the problem is like all of the segmentums

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other than solar for the most part. have vast

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waves where it's like dead planet dead star system

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dead dead dead this place is sort of chaos we

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blew it up this place is full of orcs this place

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is too far away to supply this one we lost communications

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with and ignored so like that's kind of what

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we're dealing with but yeah it's just always

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funny looking at the map it's like bro please

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just give like segmentum obscurus like another

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centimeter on the map bro please but then all

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the navy guys are like no we're stretched thin

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as it is don't give us more terrain please please

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give ultramar more go on screw those guys they

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got the ultramarines they got named characters

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bottom five jobs in the imperial navy being the

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guy who has to figure out like troop movements

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and segmentum ultima well that way we will We

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will get there. But for now, each fortress has

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a master of the administratum to help organize,

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like you were saying, organize troop actions,

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resources, supplies, etc. Because you kind of

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need the administratum because they have all

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the stuff. And each fleet is led by a lord admiral.

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There's five in total. But the lords, the fleet

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master of the solar segmentum is always the highest

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ranking because... terror the throne world earth

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lives in segmentum solar so whoever's in charge

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of it is like i can sacrifice the other four

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if needs be because the emperor lives on terror

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and i'm in charge shut your mouth i'm in charge

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he also tends to be a high lord of terror because

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of this So fleet solar is also the best fleet

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there is because it has to be the elite in order

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to protect the throne world. But every segmentum

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is broken up into eight subsectors, which usually

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is about 8 million cubic light years in size,

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which is big. And then every one of those subsectors,

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each of those eight is divided into. myriad different

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subsectors and i just want to like mention a

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thing i saw a short on youtube so you know it's

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true uh british uh scientist brian cox he's like

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hello i'm brian cox i've got a lovely nice calm

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voice and i talk about science uh he did a an

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interview and this is a clip from it where he's

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talking about how the known universe that we

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can see has about two trillion galaxies in it

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In a single galaxy, you've got about 400 billion

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stars. So that's 400 billion suns, each with

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probably a few planets at least, kind of like

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endless space. So if we consider the Milky Way

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as having 400 billion stars, that's a lot of

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stars, which means we've probably got like a

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trillion planets as a conservative guess. That's

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a lot of planets. a trillion planets divided

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by five is still 200 billion stars so that's

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probably still like a lot of stuff yeah now most

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of those are you know like dead nothing planets

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you don't got to worry about but even then still

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a lot of planets it's a lot and so with that

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in mind the navy goes okay yes we've got a segmentum

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yes we've broken that into subsectors yes we've

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broken that into subsectors we also have small

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battle fleets that are petitioned from those

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subsectors to patrol across the subsector in

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like usually anywhere from two to i think it's

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like a couple of cruisers and if they spot something

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dangerous they hail the other ships and they

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all convene around that patrol and they bring

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their full might to counter whatever the threat

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is um every uh smaller battle fleet is commanded

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by a lord admiral but each battle fleet is broken

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into usually two battle groups and the battle

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group usually patrols two to eight sub -sectors

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are you keeping up it's very complicated um but

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every battle fleet roughly speaking, is anywhere

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from 50 to 70 cruisers or battleships. And bear

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in mind, these are the largest ships you can

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get. This isn't accounting for smaller vessels

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or escort cruisers. So like 50 big old ships

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minimum, enough to probably kill like an entire

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star system on their own in like a couple of

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days. So like pretty substantial. But each of

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these battle fleets is responsible for, you know,

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transporting regiments to specific planets, supporting

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space marine encounters with incursions of chaos

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or xenos. We're talking about transporting goods

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and merchant fleets. We're talking about protecting

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explorator fleets. And generally speaking, every

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battle fleet has two cruisers and a bunch of

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escorts. But on occasion... several battle fleets

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so several bunches of 50 to 75 big ships with

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a lot of other ships will combine to maybe 100

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200 and something ships big ones anyway into

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uh bastion fleets and the bastion fleet adopts

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a name so you have for example battle fleet gothic

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battle fleet cadia battle feet corona agrippina

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or armageddon and if you like hell's reach um

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High Marshal Helbrecht was in command of Battlefleet

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Armageddon or Bastion Armageddon. He's from the

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Black Templars. He's like the best naval Astartes

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there is. So he was probably in charge of about

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200 massive ships, maybe a couple of thousand

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escorts, et cetera, to stave off the orcs during

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the biggest incursion orcs have ever done on

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humanity. So, for example, Battlefleet Armageddon

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specifically. He's got four battleships, 27 cruisers

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and 36 escorts. But then there's like a wider

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amount of them in that battlefield as they started

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to pull their resources. But due to the distance

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from Terra, the battle fleets such as Obscurus

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have the worst time because they often are equipped

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with the most outdated ships available. And they

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have to requisition from already battered reserve

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fleets or shipyards that housing like, hey, we've

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got this. hot off the press ship from 2 ,000

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years ago, none of the guns on the front work,

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and it's got holes in it. Thanks, we're fleet

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obscurus. It sucks. And that's kind of the overview

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of the fleets in general, but I think it's time

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we did some donations before I talked about the

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different ships. Because I've been yapping for

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a while, would you guys like to do the donations

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for this one? I would. I know at least one of

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them is aimed at me, so... I've got a couple

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of them. You got to press the button, Andy. I

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don't know how to do that. DonkeymanUSA with

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two bucks stream late due to Hal gooting to semen.

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Many such cases. Here it is. DonkeymanUSA with

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the fiver. Thank you. Colin, the Corona Fireball

00:23:18.079 --> 00:23:20.660
Zero Ultra tastes like how tonight is sound.

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I'm going insane in real time. My frequent vodka

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intake has not prepared me. It's not a drink

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for the faint of heart or anyone really. Colin's

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husband oiled up and bouncing freaky style. Thank

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you. My flag flies full mass today. Happy birthday.

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Wow. Colon. Wow. Another colon. $2. My boatmen

00:23:47.880 --> 00:23:50.819
spilleth over flooding the seaways. Thank you.

00:23:51.160 --> 00:23:56.329
Yar. Big one here. Morathi's favorite chair with

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the tenor. Thank you very much. Colin, please

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another Space Wolves hate video. They are my

00:24:02.490 --> 00:24:04.730
favorite 40k faction, but I think your opinion

00:24:04.730 --> 00:24:06.690
is valid and agree with a lot of what you say.

00:24:07.309 --> 00:24:09.589
I think you're lying about being a Warhammer

00:24:09.589 --> 00:24:11.829
fan then. That shows a level of imperfection

00:24:11.829 --> 00:24:15.150
no one in this hobby has. Next time Colin makes

00:24:15.150 --> 00:24:16.950
a Space Wolves hate video, I need to come out

00:24:16.950 --> 00:24:19.259
with a... everything awesome about Space Wolves

00:24:19.259 --> 00:24:22.880
video at the same time. On the same day. Another

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big one. Husband oiled up and bouncing freaky

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style. Thank you for the $10. Eli, have you heard

00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:32.319
the good news? Drukari lost more units. They

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can take our morals, our rules, our money, our

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time, and our dignity, but they'll never take

00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:40.000
our skin couches. Kamara will prevail. Well,

00:24:40.099 --> 00:24:43.259
hear me out. Let's take the GW shareholders.

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Let's take the people who are making... These

00:24:47.799 --> 00:24:51.500
decisions. And let's send them somewhere else.

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And never see them again. Then Warhammer will

00:24:55.920 --> 00:24:59.200
be all better. You are going to Siberia, comrade.

00:24:59.660 --> 00:25:03.400
Yeah. I'll one -up you. Send them to Slough.

00:25:03.579 --> 00:25:09.160
That'll do them in. To Slough? Andy goes off

00:25:09.160 --> 00:25:14.900
the pit. Yep. Big one. 20 euros. Thank you very

00:25:14.900 --> 00:25:19.029
much. Hey, guys. How's everybody doing? Colin,

00:25:19.130 --> 00:25:21.509
what are your top three factions in AOS? Where

00:25:21.509 --> 00:25:24.210
does Kislev rank? Eli, thanks to you. I hate

00:25:24.210 --> 00:25:27.849
the Tau much less. Huge. Andy, I wish you would

00:25:27.849 --> 00:25:32.930
get big, tall, muscle Chigurhizian mommy. Wow.

00:25:33.809 --> 00:25:37.890
I guess I got a question. Kislev, I'm sorry to

00:25:37.890 --> 00:25:42.349
say, is not an Age of Sigmar faction. I do appreciate

00:25:42.349 --> 00:25:45.970
them. They're real ones. I don't know. I don't

00:25:45.970 --> 00:25:48.150
feel too strongly about Kieslev. It's like a

00:25:48.150 --> 00:25:51.750
background level of positivity. You know, it's

00:25:51.750 --> 00:25:53.670
not too passionate, but I'm happy they're here.

00:25:54.549 --> 00:25:58.430
Oh, and there was Andy disconnecting. Yeah, that

00:25:58.430 --> 00:26:01.529
was very unfortunate. It was just like, oh, we're

00:26:01.529 --> 00:26:02.950
winning. We're at the boss fight. And then it's

00:26:02.950 --> 00:26:04.890
like, oh, the melter bomb is not exploding. I

00:26:04.890 --> 00:26:07.150
saw that and the boss wasn't moving. I'm like,

00:26:07.250 --> 00:26:09.650
oh, someone's internet was having some troubles,

00:26:09.789 --> 00:26:13.170
I feel. It's annoying. I moved to PC from Xbox.

00:26:13.289 --> 00:26:15.089
I'm like, this will be even better and the graphics

00:26:15.089 --> 00:26:17.009
are better. And then it's like, oh, I didn't

00:26:17.009 --> 00:26:19.170
expect this was a thing I had to deal with, but

00:26:19.170 --> 00:26:23.849
it happens all the time. Wasting my time. Thank

00:26:23.849 --> 00:26:28.150
you, Gnomeus. Top three, let's just... go in

00:26:28.150 --> 00:26:31.150
no particular order. Skaven, Lumineth, and Osiarch

00:26:31.150 --> 00:26:39.089
Bone Reapers. Nice. Next one. Edmund the Spiffing,

00:26:39.109 --> 00:26:42.509
thank you for $2. Happy birthday all in Colin's

00:26:42.509 --> 00:26:46.710
hello from Lebanon. How many of these messages

00:26:46.710 --> 00:26:49.769
have had happy birthday to me? It's Colin's birthday

00:26:49.769 --> 00:26:56.509
every day. I will promise this. get even more

00:26:56.509 --> 00:26:58.730
i promise we'll commission merch where it just

00:26:58.730 --> 00:27:01.150
says happy birthday colin and i'll be just like

00:27:01.150 --> 00:27:03.089
suffocating in presence and that'll be funny

00:27:03.089 --> 00:27:05.509
i mean and two people will buy it but it'll be

00:27:05.509 --> 00:27:09.710
worth it um oh hello i think this one's for me

00:27:09.710 --> 00:27:13.089
livid knocks for five andy since you're the only

00:27:13.089 --> 00:27:14.609
one of the law crimes members who knows about

00:27:14.609 --> 00:27:16.630
my tattoo i would like to entrust you to choose

00:27:16.630 --> 00:27:19.369
what my next tattoo will be What you should get

00:27:19.369 --> 00:27:22.130
is a tattoo of Colin with the text, happy birthday,

00:27:22.269 --> 00:27:24.990
Colin. And I think that'd be very fun. Please

00:27:24.990 --> 00:27:26.210
don't do that. Please don't do that. That was

00:27:26.210 --> 00:27:30.509
a joke. That was a joke. I repent. I disavow.

00:27:30.589 --> 00:27:34.849
I disavow. I got shown the tattoo. It's very

00:27:34.849 --> 00:27:39.289
funny. This is for Colin, I think. The dank apostle

00:27:39.289 --> 00:27:44.309
with the 35 ZAR. Thank you. Coylan has devolved

00:27:44.309 --> 00:27:47.589
from his manly rough dwarf and beard to a manicured

00:27:47.589 --> 00:27:52.089
metrosexual. I'm not winning on any account.

00:27:52.170 --> 00:27:54.369
Someone left a comment the other day that, that

00:27:54.369 --> 00:27:56.910
said like, how, how do you look even worse now?

00:27:58.269 --> 00:28:04.009
Oh, wow. Jesus Christ. All right. Colin's husband

00:28:04.009 --> 00:28:06.509
oiled up and bouncing freaky style. Thank you

00:28:06.509 --> 00:28:09.150
for the $2. Nice. How would y 'all put the Navy

00:28:09.150 --> 00:28:14.029
in base 40 K tabletop? I mean, you can't other

00:28:14.029 --> 00:28:18.069
than flyers, like just regular flyers, which

00:28:18.069 --> 00:28:21.589
they do. You can have orbital bombardment, which

00:28:21.589 --> 00:28:23.369
there's rules for back in the day. I don't know

00:28:23.369 --> 00:28:26.990
if there is anymore. You put a giant 36 -inch

00:28:26.990 --> 00:28:29.529
plate on the table, and anything under it just

00:28:29.529 --> 00:28:32.329
kind of evaporates. It's like a hell of a strategy.

00:28:32.349 --> 00:28:34.670
Orbital bombardment rules and deep strike rules

00:28:34.670 --> 00:28:39.109
are kind of like Navy stuff. what's the gigantic

00:28:39.109 --> 00:28:43.329
towel dropship call the man the manta i went

00:28:43.329 --> 00:28:45.490
to peachcon in its first year and there was a

00:28:45.490 --> 00:28:47.750
manta i saw it and i held it in my hands i was

00:28:47.750 --> 00:28:50.509
like why is this like i understand it's cool

00:28:50.509 --> 00:28:52.859
but like you can't You can't do anything with

00:28:52.859 --> 00:28:55.759
this on tabletop. No, you can. It's the Talmanta.

00:28:55.859 --> 00:28:59.180
It costs 2 ,100 points, and you can fit 3 ,500

00:28:59.180 --> 00:29:02.059
points in it. It costs as many dollars as it

00:29:02.059 --> 00:29:04.440
does points, too. So if anyone feels like donating

00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:07.640
$2 ,000, I'll buy a Manta on stream. Just saying.

00:29:09.960 --> 00:29:11.740
although the the most impressive thing i've seen

00:29:11.740 --> 00:29:14.140
with my eyeballs was i went to manchester for

00:29:14.140 --> 00:29:16.740
a stag do of my friend jay and in their shop

00:29:16.740 --> 00:29:19.519
they have a gigantic bio ship in the window with

00:29:19.519 --> 00:29:22.680
a death watch like diorama and i was like that's

00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:26.180
dedication they made a bio ship by hand and just

00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:29.220
that i've always had a dream before we go to

00:29:29.220 --> 00:29:32.380
the next one i've always had a dream of uh making

00:29:32.380 --> 00:29:36.019
a like three or four layer game board where you

00:29:36.019 --> 00:29:39.710
have the base layer is ground troops The layer

00:29:39.710 --> 00:29:41.650
after that is planes in the sky. And then the

00:29:41.650 --> 00:29:43.490
layer after that is space where you're playing

00:29:43.490 --> 00:29:46.849
Battlefleet Gothic. That's the dream. Another

00:29:46.849 --> 00:29:51.029
dream that's actually achievable is going from

00:29:51.029 --> 00:29:54.650
space to ground in like a three game thing. So

00:29:54.650 --> 00:29:56.470
you play a space battle and then you determine

00:29:56.470 --> 00:29:58.910
stuff on the ground, et cetera, et cetera. We'll

00:29:58.910 --> 00:30:01.349
probably do that on the upcoming Battle Report

00:30:01.349 --> 00:30:06.650
channel. Ooh, very nice. Trevor Breedlove, thank

00:30:06.650 --> 00:30:10.059
you for $20. Thank you. Shout -out to Eli and

00:30:10.059 --> 00:30:14.980
Alex at Grimdark Games for motivating me to start

00:30:14.980 --> 00:30:17.299
working out. Shout -out to Andy and Hal for the

00:30:17.299 --> 00:30:19.519
best lore channels ever. Shout -out to Colin

00:30:19.519 --> 00:30:22.680
for getting me into AOS. God bless my friends.

00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:25.119
God bless you. Thank you for the $20. Thank you

00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:28.440
very much. For the flattery, I will say watch

00:30:28.440 --> 00:30:30.579
this space for me and Hal. We have something

00:30:30.579 --> 00:30:33.079
cool coming up, and the boys are going to be

00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:35.420
involved as well, so keep an eye out. Check out

00:30:35.420 --> 00:30:39.240
GrimdarkGames .com. Yes, become hench, like Eli.

00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:44.240
It's good. Driving in my car, donating to the

00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:47.380
lore crimes with the two euros. Hey, that road

00:30:47.380 --> 00:30:52.119
is shaped like a tree. DUI, how about? God. That's

00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:56.819
a crazy bit. God bless you, man, with the Asgore

00:30:56.819 --> 00:30:59.839
Undertale drunk driving meme profile figure.

00:31:00.099 --> 00:31:04.500
10 out of 10. Thank you for the dank apostle.

00:31:05.120 --> 00:31:08.180
Join members, and we'll make members -only content

00:31:08.180 --> 00:31:10.039
soon. I keep, like, saying that we will, and

00:31:10.039 --> 00:31:11.339
then we don't do anything, but it'll actually

00:31:11.339 --> 00:31:15.160
happen. It's just a nice thing to do at the moment.

00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:18.319
It's just like, oh, thanks. But we'll do some

00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:20.799
actual things, like, I don't know, like painting

00:31:20.799 --> 00:31:23.319
and hang out, maybe some gaming. Maybe we'll

00:31:23.319 --> 00:31:25.619
do some gaming where members can also play some

00:31:25.619 --> 00:31:28.059
video games when we can all play together. Mm

00:31:28.059 --> 00:31:33.640
-hmm. Mm -hmm. My word. Who's going to read this

00:31:33.640 --> 00:31:42.250
one? He's been volunteered. Robot Gilliman's

00:31:42.250 --> 00:31:45.910
well -lubricated chain poop knife. Thank you.

00:31:46.210 --> 00:31:51.390
Thank you for the 500 RSD. Finally caught a stream.

00:31:51.630 --> 00:31:53.390
Y 'all are helping me through tough times. I'm

00:31:53.390 --> 00:31:55.809
glad we can do so. Keep up the great work. Hope

00:31:55.809 --> 00:31:58.630
the Navy is present if slash when we get 40k

00:31:58.630 --> 00:32:03.750
total war. Happy birthday, Cologne. Love, Cologne.

00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:08.019
Well, bless you in those tough times. Thank you

00:32:08.019 --> 00:32:10.680
for $4 .99. A question for Colin. Do you think

00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:13.339
Felix is alive? I'm going to say yes, and then

00:32:13.339 --> 00:32:16.380
I'm going to call eternally until that's proven

00:32:16.380 --> 00:32:18.680
one way or another. Colin's going to say yes

00:32:18.680 --> 00:32:23.180
and curl into a ball. Is he a stormcaster? Is

00:32:23.180 --> 00:32:26.559
that the idea? There's been nothing about that.

00:32:27.339 --> 00:32:29.890
Is that what you're like? Pretending though?

00:32:31.250 --> 00:32:33.369
I'm just going to pretend he's just kind of there.

00:32:33.490 --> 00:32:36.230
He's still Felix because his life is suffering.

00:32:37.349 --> 00:32:44.630
Fair. Anyways. Back to the Navy. To give you

00:32:44.630 --> 00:32:46.349
an overview of the ships because we all love

00:32:46.349 --> 00:32:49.829
ships. Ships are fun. Boaty McBoatface. I love

00:32:49.829 --> 00:32:56.890
Colin's subtitle as the HMS Boaty. Largest ships

00:32:56.890 --> 00:33:00.220
you can get more or less. are the gloriana ships

00:33:00.220 --> 00:33:01.819
but you don't really see them anymore because

00:33:01.819 --> 00:33:03.900
they were specifically designed for the primarchs

00:33:03.900 --> 00:33:06.720
rabute's got one uh we haven't seen the invincible

00:33:06.720 --> 00:33:09.000
reason for a long time i'm hoping with the lion

00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:11.500
law with his resurgence we see that come back

00:33:11.500 --> 00:33:13.960
because they've got the rock which is kind of

00:33:13.960 --> 00:33:16.720
a bit like oh so you got the biggest dick in

00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.420
in the look at mine it's like that's a planet

00:33:20.420 --> 00:33:24.680
that's bits of a planet you cheated um and the

00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:27.940
phalanx is pretty big too But generally speaking,

00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:31.900
as far as conventional Navy supplies, the largest

00:33:31.900 --> 00:33:34.940
you can get is basically a battleship, and they

00:33:34.940 --> 00:33:37.819
are helmed by Lord Admirals. They are very slow,

00:33:37.980 --> 00:33:41.240
but they are very strong, and they are vast.

00:33:41.380 --> 00:33:44.299
You can get variations like the Emperor class,

00:33:44.519 --> 00:33:47.480
the Victory class, the Retribution class, and

00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:49.960
there are rarer models like Apocalypse and Oberon

00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.880
classes as well. Generally speaking, they house

00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:57.420
25 ,000 to 30 ,000 crew. members and they are

00:33:57.420 --> 00:34:02.920
brace for british ism eight kilometers in length

00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:07.839
okay that's what we use here in canada okay british

00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:11.920
and canadians kilometer do a bit colin cringe

00:34:11.920 --> 00:34:17.519
oh cringe oh don't you don't you besmirch my

00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:19.199
met from thousand meters there's nothing wrong

00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:24.389
with that exactly kilo for a thousand yeah What's

00:34:24.389 --> 00:34:26.929
the equivalent with America? How do you measure

00:34:26.929 --> 00:34:34.489
things? Miles. Burgers. Generally speaking, though,

00:34:34.590 --> 00:34:38.929
these are big, and they are pretty luxurious

00:34:38.929 --> 00:34:41.050
for the officer caste. If you're an officer,

00:34:41.309 --> 00:34:44.389
you have massive bedrooms, you've got dining

00:34:44.389 --> 00:34:47.750
lounges, you have servants, and you have concubines,

00:34:47.769 --> 00:34:53.400
right? The most senior admirals... have life

00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:57.599
standards that exceed planetary governors. Let

00:34:57.599 --> 00:35:00.519
me repeat that. If you're in the Navy, you're

00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:02.699
getting more stuff than a guy who owns an entire

00:35:02.699 --> 00:35:06.219
planet in terms of luxuries. Yes, you've got

00:35:06.219 --> 00:35:09.900
less space, less size, I guess. Eight kilometers

00:35:09.900 --> 00:35:13.039
is not a world, but you've got plenty of concubines.

00:35:13.039 --> 00:35:15.719
You've got your roast pheasants from some planet.

00:35:15.940 --> 00:35:21.320
You've got the finest wines. from certain worlds.

00:35:21.539 --> 00:35:23.659
And generally speaking, you're in the lap of

00:35:23.659 --> 00:35:26.699
luxury, which we'll go back to a little bit later

00:35:26.699 --> 00:35:29.480
on for the flip of the coin with the lowest ranking

00:35:29.480 --> 00:35:34.480
members. Because let's also bear in mind, as

00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:36.920
excessive and crazy as the admirals have it,

00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:39.579
just bear in mind the conscripts on the lowest

00:35:39.579 --> 00:35:43.980
decks, they sleep in flea -infested pallets without

00:35:43.980 --> 00:35:48.250
bedding. So bear that in mind. But to lose a

00:35:48.250 --> 00:35:53.590
single battleship is a devastating blow to the

00:35:53.590 --> 00:35:58.210
Navy. It's like losing a chapter master. It's

00:35:58.210 --> 00:36:01.469
like losing a well -regarded world. Not quite

00:36:01.469 --> 00:36:05.070
Cadia, but like losing a very reputed world that's

00:36:05.070 --> 00:36:07.849
been serving the Imperium for millennia. Losing

00:36:07.849 --> 00:36:10.449
a battleship is crushing because not only have

00:36:10.449 --> 00:36:13.090
you lost a lot of lives, you've also lost like

00:36:13.090 --> 00:36:15.909
the finest beds, the nicest wines. You've lost

00:36:15.909 --> 00:36:18.869
all these exterminatus class weapons. You've

00:36:18.869 --> 00:36:21.429
lost a lot. And a virus bomb that detonates in

00:36:21.429 --> 00:36:23.989
the vacuum of space isn't no good to anyone.

00:36:25.750 --> 00:36:30.849
But with that in mind, if one has to be replaced.

00:36:31.690 --> 00:36:34.789
an entire forge world can do it if they drop

00:36:34.789 --> 00:36:37.269
everything and spend about a million hours of

00:36:37.269 --> 00:36:40.329
labor to get it done if everyone on the planet

00:36:40.329 --> 00:36:42.409
like stops working on what they're already working

00:36:42.409 --> 00:36:44.710
on it goes gotta replace this battleship they

00:36:44.710 --> 00:36:46.809
can do it it's probably going to take months

00:36:46.809 --> 00:36:49.230
if not years and everyone on the planet is going

00:36:49.230 --> 00:36:52.730
to be working on it so there is that uh the next

00:36:52.730 --> 00:36:55.349
smallest smaller one than a battleship is a group

00:36:55.980 --> 00:36:59.260
and cruiser it's an older design than a battleship

00:36:59.260 --> 00:37:02.659
but it is also a bit smaller uh avenger classes

00:37:02.659 --> 00:37:04.900
are the most prominent and they're typically

00:37:04.900 --> 00:37:08.420
made from cannibalizing parts of destroyed battleships

00:37:08.420 --> 00:37:10.260
where they're like we can't repair this but we

00:37:10.260 --> 00:37:12.920
can take bits off to make it work ironclads are

00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:16.780
a thing they're fun an ironclad cruiser is basically

00:37:16.780 --> 00:37:20.110
a ship that predates the the navy itself We're

00:37:20.110 --> 00:37:23.110
talking Great Crusade, if not Age of Strife vessels.

00:37:23.369 --> 00:37:25.969
But because they am so old, they don't have shields.

00:37:26.329 --> 00:37:30.730
So typically, they're either reserved in the

00:37:30.730 --> 00:37:34.030
back lines to carry exterminatus warheads, or

00:37:34.030 --> 00:37:36.329
on occasion, they are used as battering rams

00:37:36.329 --> 00:37:38.449
to be like, hey, is that a Blackstone Forest

00:37:38.449 --> 00:37:41.150
with Abaddon in it? Full speed ahead. We'll put

00:37:41.150 --> 00:37:42.869
all the munitions in the front, and we'll just

00:37:42.869 --> 00:37:45.849
blow it up like that. Because it's funny. So

00:37:45.849 --> 00:37:47.610
ironclads are fun. I wish we had more of them

00:37:47.610 --> 00:37:51.030
in the setting, because they're fun. Cruisers

00:37:51.030 --> 00:37:53.389
are the next smallest. They are faster than battleships.

00:37:53.449 --> 00:37:58.429
They're easier to produce. They are... Here's

00:37:58.429 --> 00:38:00.210
the thing about this. I had to do a little bit

00:38:00.210 --> 00:38:02.630
of digging, and I think I know why. So you know

00:38:02.630 --> 00:38:05.190
how I said, like, the biggest ships, the battleships,

00:38:05.190 --> 00:38:08.349
have 25 ,000 to 35 ,000 people in it? Apparently,

00:38:08.349 --> 00:38:12.909
these ships, the cruisers, have 10 ,000 to a

00:38:12.909 --> 00:38:16.269
million. And I'm like... That's a large range.

00:38:17.019 --> 00:38:20.099
A million's a lot more than 35 ,000. And I think,

00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:23.039
don't quote me on this, but I think the reason

00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:26.800
is there's less need for opulent spaces for the

00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:29.539
officers to enjoy, but also because they are

00:38:29.539 --> 00:38:32.760
not as potent, you need more staff to crew them.

00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:35.000
I think that's the idea. It's like, oh, well,

00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:37.139
we don't have to worry about reserving an entire

00:38:37.139 --> 00:38:40.880
deck for one guy who will have concubines and

00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:43.099
feasting halls and all this stuff. We'll put

00:38:43.099 --> 00:38:45.539
like 100 ,000 people in that. Or it's a case

00:38:45.539 --> 00:38:49.679
of... oh, this isn't a well -made ship, so we

00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:52.380
need ten times the people to crew it. I think

00:38:52.380 --> 00:38:54.739
that's why. I'm not sure, but that's what I...

00:38:54.739 --> 00:38:57.699
It might be the lower deck dwellers also just

00:38:57.699 --> 00:39:02.199
living and breeding endlessly. Yeah. And then

00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:04.000
the Master at Arms is like, why is there a thousand

00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:05.900
more people this week? They've been shagging

00:39:05.900 --> 00:39:10.480
again. Guys, stop doing that. We gave you...

00:39:10.480 --> 00:39:16.510
It's unlimited manpower glitch. one way to look

00:39:16.510 --> 00:39:22.590
at it in the flea infested pallets oh no um but

00:39:22.590 --> 00:39:25.289
yes and they they are typically five to six kilometers

00:39:25.289 --> 00:39:28.429
in length uh but they are more versatile despite

00:39:28.429 --> 00:39:30.849
the fact they have less firepower they're easier

00:39:30.849 --> 00:39:33.449
to make they're quicker to make barely so it's

00:39:33.449 --> 00:39:35.849
like oh we could use a battleship to do all this

00:39:35.849 --> 00:39:38.590
damage or we could get like five cruisers or

00:39:38.590 --> 00:39:41.329
take as much time to build If we lose one or

00:39:41.329 --> 00:39:43.329
two, that's better than losing an entire battleship.

00:39:43.349 --> 00:39:46.289
So we'll put them in the front lines. They do

00:39:46.289 --> 00:39:48.090
less damage, but they're also more maneuverable.

00:39:49.309 --> 00:39:51.630
Smallest of all the ships are the escorts. They

00:39:51.630 --> 00:39:53.710
operate in squadrons of two to six, and they

00:39:53.710 --> 00:39:57.210
are known as wolf packs. Shout out to the Space

00:39:57.210 --> 00:39:59.030
Wolves chapter and all you guys who love Wolf

00:39:59.030 --> 00:40:01.250
Wolf Wolf. But this is completely unrelated.

00:40:01.369 --> 00:40:04.969
This is about air combat. They are very maneuverable.

00:40:05.369 --> 00:40:07.730
They typically protect larger vessels or attack

00:40:07.730 --> 00:40:10.090
other vessels' weak points, and they skitter

00:40:10.090 --> 00:40:14.650
around at about 1 .5 kilometers. Most ships in

00:40:14.650 --> 00:40:16.909
the fleet are outfitted with gravitic barriers,

00:40:17.010 --> 00:40:18.630
so they can take a lot of punishment with their

00:40:18.630 --> 00:40:21.289
force fields. They use fusion battery plasma

00:40:21.289 --> 00:40:24.630
drives to propel themselves. And on rare occasions,

00:40:24.690 --> 00:40:27.550
they can be used as impromptu explosives or detonation

00:40:27.550 --> 00:40:29.829
beacons, like, for example, in flight of the

00:40:29.829 --> 00:40:34.070
Eisenstein. It's not a fusion drive. It's their

00:40:34.070 --> 00:40:37.309
warp drive. But Garrow and the crew eject their

00:40:37.309 --> 00:40:40.789
warp drive to detonate as like a SOS beacon.

00:40:41.010 --> 00:40:43.130
And they're like, oh, well, we can't fly if we

00:40:43.130 --> 00:40:46.349
kick this out. But we can at least make a big

00:40:46.349 --> 00:40:48.550
bright light in the sky so someone might see

00:40:48.550 --> 00:40:50.869
it. And thankfully, Rogel dawns about before

00:40:50.869 --> 00:40:53.670
he tries to beat Nathaniel Garrow to death with

00:40:53.670 --> 00:40:59.570
his fists. But disavowing that, they can be used

00:40:59.570 --> 00:41:00.869
for a lot of stuff. They could be used as like

00:41:00.869 --> 00:41:04.780
impromptu explosives or beacons. Most ships are

00:41:04.780 --> 00:41:06.679
capable of destroying entire cities on their

00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:09.059
own. But if you get a group of them, they can

00:41:09.059 --> 00:41:11.260
destroy an entire planet. Though not all of them

00:41:11.260 --> 00:41:14.199
have exterminator's weapons. Kind of like Knights

00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:16.420
of the Republic where it's Malak and it's like,

00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:19.079
Taurus has surrendered. We're going to take him,

00:41:19.139 --> 00:41:21.300
my lord. It's like, wipe this pathetic planet

00:41:21.300 --> 00:41:23.440
from the face of the galaxy. And they're just

00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:25.280
slowly shooting it with laser beams. Blowing

00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:28.579
it away. Yeah, and it's like, haha, but the Ebon

00:41:28.579 --> 00:41:32.590
Hawk got out because this is... Daddy Millennium

00:41:32.590 --> 00:41:35.829
Falcon is where it comes from, I guess. They

00:41:35.829 --> 00:41:37.289
can do it. It's just going to be slow going.

00:41:37.550 --> 00:41:40.110
It's going to be, we'll go city to city, plane

00:41:40.110 --> 00:41:45.309
by plane, like a tedious game of minefield, but

00:41:45.309 --> 00:41:48.269
the mines are people and they're in the thousands.

00:41:48.949 --> 00:41:55.409
Sad. There are also large heavy cruisers, which

00:41:55.409 --> 00:41:59.409
have... about 2 ,000 escort craft inside, or

00:41:59.409 --> 00:42:02.150
fighter craft, not escort craft. If you have

00:42:02.150 --> 00:42:04.309
a heavy cruiser, which is like the mid -tier

00:42:04.309 --> 00:42:07.429
ship, they have about 2 ,000 smaller ships that

00:42:07.429 --> 00:42:11.010
are inside their hangars. And we're talking about

00:42:11.010 --> 00:42:15.590
drop ships and bombers. So if you need to, you

00:42:15.590 --> 00:42:18.190
could just be like, hey, I can fit 2 ,000 bombers

00:42:18.190 --> 00:42:21.570
in my hull, in the hangar. We're just going to

00:42:21.570 --> 00:42:24.329
put 2 ,000 bomber craft on the surface for lols.

00:42:24.730 --> 00:42:27.110
and there's like five of us, and that's 10 ,000

00:42:27.110 --> 00:42:29.090
bombers, probably with a payload that could destroy

00:42:29.090 --> 00:42:31.289
entire worlds. We'll just carpet bomb the entire

00:42:31.289 --> 00:42:35.590
planet. It'll be fun. And they can also do saturation

00:42:35.590 --> 00:42:40.469
targeting of entire zones of the planet. They

00:42:40.469 --> 00:42:42.349
can destroy strike teams to vulnerable positions.

00:42:42.829 --> 00:42:45.849
They carry God's Bane Lancers, which is a great

00:42:45.849 --> 00:42:48.690
name for a weapon, Nova Cannons, Las Burners,

00:42:48.750 --> 00:42:51.010
Torpedoes, which are either Meltor Torpedoes,

00:42:51.010 --> 00:42:54.960
Plasma Torpedoes, Virus Bombs. or vortex varieties

00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:59.219
that make the fire little black holes onto the

00:42:59.219 --> 00:43:01.739
planet. And they also have boarding torpedoes.

00:43:01.739 --> 00:43:03.699
So they can imitate being a space Marine, but

00:43:03.699 --> 00:43:05.699
less good, which is where you get the breacher

00:43:05.699 --> 00:43:07.519
squads, which I wish we had more breacher squads.

00:43:07.579 --> 00:43:09.340
I think they're cool. I like the bronze armor

00:43:09.340 --> 00:43:11.500
aesthetic. I like how they have the big riot

00:43:11.500 --> 00:43:13.800
shields, but they're not like our BTs or space

00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:16.480
Marines. We need more Navy guys from the boarding

00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:20.360
teams. They're fun. They're calling kill team.

00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:22.519
I want to get one day. I want to get a kill team

00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:26.130
of just the boarding guys. For the truly insane,

00:43:26.530 --> 00:43:30.429
you should play Battlefleet Gothic Tabletop,

00:43:30.489 --> 00:43:32.570
and then if you do a boarding action, resolve

00:43:32.570 --> 00:43:36.489
it by playing a match of Kill Team with the boarding

00:43:36.489 --> 00:43:42.809
squad. And then do that 50 more times, and you

00:43:42.809 --> 00:43:45.530
should be done with the game in about two years.

00:43:47.449 --> 00:43:49.909
And bear in mind, the only game I've played is...

00:43:50.559 --> 00:43:52.559
kill team so far that's the only tabletop i've

00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:54.960
played and i enjoyed it a lot but i understand

00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:58.719
it's not like it's like babby's first tabletop

00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:04.199
game i'm like give me a break um might as well

00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:05.480
go through a cut we've got a couple of donations

00:44:05.480 --> 00:44:07.860
before i go through promotions and like this

00:44:07.860 --> 00:44:09.480
will be a bit of a shorter one because i basically

00:44:09.480 --> 00:44:13.079
got ranks left and this is a lot of me just yammering

00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:15.699
on but we've got another page or so with ranks

00:44:15.699 --> 00:44:18.469
but before we do that i'm just gonna get us through

00:44:18.469 --> 00:44:21.210
these donations. This one, who wants to take

00:44:21.210 --> 00:44:24.130
Dank Apostle again? Sure. Thank you for that.

00:44:24.170 --> 00:44:27.869
35 is a hot take. Trazen's voice actor in Hammer

00:44:27.869 --> 00:44:30.269
and Bolter is far better than the audiobook version

00:44:30.269 --> 00:44:33.250
of The Infinite and Divine. I have not listened

00:44:33.250 --> 00:44:36.449
to that audiobook. I only read the book. I am

00:44:36.449 --> 00:44:38.610
in the same boat. Actually, I feel like I did.

00:44:38.809 --> 00:44:41.250
Maybe I did listen to the audiobook. I just don't

00:44:41.250 --> 00:44:44.320
remember what it sounds like. That's more of

00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:46.000
an indictment. Actually, I totally did listen

00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:48.079
to it. It's totally in my article. It was that

00:44:48.079 --> 00:44:51.900
forgettable, said Eli. It's a good one. It's

00:44:51.900 --> 00:44:54.219
fine. I guess I just don't remember the voice

00:44:54.219 --> 00:44:55.880
acting. That was like two years ago, to be fair.

00:44:56.679 --> 00:45:03.719
Fair enough, though. Oh, my. Dracon's slow. Hankrius

00:45:03.719 --> 00:45:09.019
has tumor. Oh, my God. Why? He was here last

00:45:09.019 --> 00:45:13.239
time. Being in the IRL, American Navy, I sympathize

00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:15.079
with all the poor bastards in the Imperial Navy.

00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:17.360
My job could probably be done by a servitor.

00:45:18.380 --> 00:45:21.699
Wow. Hope you're doing good, Mr. Drakenslong.

00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:26.320
Drakenslong again. Thank you for the five. Colin,

00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:32.440
my endocrinologist could kick your endocrinologist's

00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:39.110
ass. Maybe. I don't know. Sure. Is he a pretty

00:45:39.110 --> 00:45:43.869
buff guy? He's just kind of a guy. He's just

00:45:43.869 --> 00:45:47.389
a guy. He's just a little guy. He's just a bit

00:45:47.389 --> 00:45:52.630
showy. Yeah, so time to cap it off with ranks.

00:45:52.809 --> 00:45:55.929
Again, this is like a very dense information

00:45:55.929 --> 00:46:00.929
one, but also we've gone through the kind of

00:46:00.929 --> 00:46:04.230
origins of the Navy. We've gone through the different...

00:46:04.409 --> 00:46:07.170
uh ships and now it's the ranks and then after

00:46:07.170 --> 00:46:08.809
this is that's pretty much it because honestly

00:46:08.809 --> 00:46:11.829
this faction doesn't have much fleshing out i

00:46:11.829 --> 00:46:13.909
know the astromilitarum get a lot of books like

00:46:13.909 --> 00:46:15.630
eli you were saying before the stream you've

00:46:15.630 --> 00:46:17.829
been reading a lot of good ones recently the

00:46:17.829 --> 00:46:19.510
navy doesn't really get the same treatment which

00:46:19.510 --> 00:46:24.750
is a bit of a shame um but there are good bits

00:46:24.750 --> 00:46:27.150
so for example if you want to get promoted in

00:46:27.150 --> 00:46:29.670
the imperial navy you don't get it through nepotism

00:46:29.670 --> 00:46:33.690
you have to do good job um So much so that you

00:46:33.690 --> 00:46:37.369
are assigned by the administratum, the literal,

00:46:37.550 --> 00:46:40.130
you know, bean counters of the Imperium who are

00:46:40.130 --> 00:46:42.849
like commendations. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're

00:46:42.849 --> 00:46:44.769
the guys who appoint you. So, you know, you've

00:46:44.769 --> 00:46:47.869
got to do a good job on paper. The highest rank

00:46:47.869 --> 00:46:52.110
you can achieve is Lord High Admiral with, of

00:46:52.110 --> 00:46:55.269
course, the Lord High Admiral of the Solar Segmentum

00:46:55.269 --> 00:47:01.159
being the highest rank there is. the the lord

00:47:01.159 --> 00:47:04.760
high admiral of the segmentum solar remains on

00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:07.780
the throne world so he he gets his his wings

00:47:07.780 --> 00:47:10.280
clipped because he has to sit on the high lords

00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:13.340
of terror council and he basically jostles for

00:47:13.340 --> 00:47:15.840
position to be like okay i need to make sure

00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:18.019
that my armies are equipped as best they can

00:47:18.019 --> 00:47:20.280
and similar to what you were saying earlier colin

00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:23.420
this is the guy that generally speaking at least

00:47:23.420 --> 00:47:26.159
for the segmentum solar and to an extent, a bit

00:47:26.159 --> 00:47:29.300
of the outer segmentums is coordinating thousands

00:47:29.300 --> 00:47:32.260
of campaigns across the galaxy. That thing we

00:47:32.260 --> 00:47:35.659
were saying about, Oh, there's like so many billions

00:47:35.659 --> 00:47:39.039
of stars. This is the guy that's like, Oh God,

00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:43.300
what is going on every single day? Like puffing

00:47:43.300 --> 00:47:47.400
his vape. like every few seconds like i'm so

00:47:47.400 --> 00:47:49.340
stressed i'm so stressed oh my god what's going

00:47:49.340 --> 00:47:51.780
on now and there's a what now what's a necron

00:47:51.780 --> 00:47:53.619
okay we've got to deal with them like this is

00:47:53.619 --> 00:47:55.920
the guy who's like scrambling to try and figure

00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:59.619
out okay who's this captain what's he doing who's

00:47:59.619 --> 00:48:01.960
this guy who's that guy it doesn't seem like

00:48:01.960 --> 00:48:03.980
a good job it's obviously plush because you're

00:48:03.980 --> 00:48:06.239
like not in the front lines but you spend all

00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:07.980
your day with the high lords of terror that's

00:48:07.980 --> 00:48:12.050
pretty dull um I want to say one of the previous

00:48:12.050 --> 00:48:15.130
ones got killed in the coup to dethrone Rebute

00:48:15.130 --> 00:48:17.570
Gilliman as Lord High Commander, but I'm not

00:48:17.570 --> 00:48:21.690
sure. But again, at least the guy is trying to

00:48:21.690 --> 00:48:25.309
do the best for his men, because obviously he's

00:48:25.309 --> 00:48:26.869
been appointed because he knows what he's doing.

00:48:26.989 --> 00:48:29.670
This isn't an nepotism organization. This isn't

00:48:29.670 --> 00:48:32.190
a bureaucracy organization. You get to be the

00:48:32.190 --> 00:48:35.269
top dog by doing the most stuff. So he obviously

00:48:35.269 --> 00:48:37.610
knows what he's doing with combat. He's been

00:48:37.610 --> 00:48:40.059
in the trenches. So he's trying to do his best,

00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:42.420
but he's probably also a bit glad not to be,

00:48:42.559 --> 00:48:46.119
you know, fighting Huron Blackhearts pirate raiders

00:48:46.119 --> 00:48:48.820
in the front lines, being attacked by, like,

00:48:48.840 --> 00:48:52.059
bombardments of their broadsides. Like, oh, I'm

00:48:52.059 --> 00:48:56.059
glad I'm not there anymore. But every Lord High

00:48:56.059 --> 00:48:58.039
Commanderial commands a segmentum, as we've said,

00:48:58.159 --> 00:49:00.460
and they are also known as Battlefleet commanders,

00:49:00.780 --> 00:49:04.699
and each is responsible of thousands of sectors.

00:49:05.239 --> 00:49:07.619
There are so many sectors. So if each sector

00:49:07.619 --> 00:49:11.480
has like a dozen ships, that's 12 ,000 ships

00:49:11.480 --> 00:49:15.760
with a crew of 20, maybe 15 ,000. So millions

00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:18.340
of people are under the thumb of these particular

00:49:18.340 --> 00:49:22.000
individuals. The Lord Admirals are the next highest

00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:24.739
ranking people. They report directly to the Lord

00:49:24.739 --> 00:49:27.840
High Admiral of each segmentum, and they are

00:49:27.840 --> 00:49:30.619
in charge of a sector. So there's eight Lord...

00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:33.559
admirals of each segmentum which means there's

00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:37.639
40 in total in the galaxy uh vice admirals are

00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:41.559
their aides they command light cruisers and destroyers

00:49:41.559 --> 00:49:44.940
of the fleet so they they are pretty high ranking

00:49:44.940 --> 00:49:48.219
but obviously they're not in charge of a segment

00:49:48.219 --> 00:49:51.219
of a segmentum thank god but they're also not

00:49:51.219 --> 00:49:53.780
in charge of a sect of all eight sectors thank

00:49:53.780 --> 00:49:57.940
god uh rear admirals are the youngest of the

00:49:57.940 --> 00:50:01.750
like upper crust of the navy These guys, I say

00:50:01.750 --> 00:50:03.869
mundane tasks, but they coordinate things like

00:50:03.869 --> 00:50:07.110
refueling the fleet, doing convoy disputes and

00:50:07.110 --> 00:50:09.190
repair efforts. But let's not forget they have

00:50:09.190 --> 00:50:11.730
concubines. They have dining halls. They have

00:50:11.730 --> 00:50:15.969
like the finest of all cuisine. They have the

00:50:15.969 --> 00:50:18.949
comfiest of all beddings. They're doing fine.

00:50:19.130 --> 00:50:21.710
So like mundane tasks is a bit in air quotes,

00:50:21.909 --> 00:50:25.449
but it's also worth remembering that. And then

00:50:25.449 --> 00:50:29.019
who's next? Let's load this bit of footage. There

00:50:29.019 --> 00:50:33.039
we go. The next one is the Commodores, which

00:50:33.039 --> 00:50:35.760
is a fun name. I like the name Commodores. Fun

00:50:35.760 --> 00:50:38.900
fact, Cato Sicarius, everyone's favorite ultramarine.

00:50:39.280 --> 00:50:42.659
His home planet is technically commanded by the

00:50:42.659 --> 00:50:46.619
Void Tridents. And their chapter master is also

00:50:46.619 --> 00:50:51.780
called a Commodore, which is fun. But Navy Commodores

00:50:51.780 --> 00:50:55.059
are also called group commanders. They are the

00:50:55.059 --> 00:50:58.289
most senior ship captain. as you can get, and

00:50:58.289 --> 00:51:00.969
they lead bespoke squadrons that support the

00:51:00.969 --> 00:51:04.010
Lord Captains, also known as Flag Captains. Captains

00:51:04.010 --> 00:51:06.590
work with Flag Captains to helm the cruisers

00:51:06.590 --> 00:51:08.190
of the fleet, which are the second most biggest

00:51:08.190 --> 00:51:11.869
ships, and they also are entrusted with the survival

00:51:11.869 --> 00:51:15.909
of like 15 ,000 to 20 ,000 people per head. Captains

00:51:15.909 --> 00:51:18.150
are pretty high ranking, but there's also ones

00:51:18.150 --> 00:51:21.010
known as Wing Commanders, which lead all the

00:51:21.010 --> 00:51:24.510
Wolf Packs, which are those eight -man squadrons

00:51:24.510 --> 00:51:28.219
of escorts. and they are often assigned to either

00:51:28.219 --> 00:51:31.599
protect a carrier or to an orbital station. Lieutenants

00:51:31.599 --> 00:51:33.679
are the junior officers who act as the second

00:51:33.679 --> 00:51:36.079
in command to the captains, and they are the

00:51:36.079 --> 00:51:38.639
ones vying to hopefully take their position once

00:51:38.639 --> 00:51:41.539
they are either killed or promoted. You've got

00:51:41.539 --> 00:51:44.679
officers of the watch who are rotated, so there

00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:47.340
isn't an established officer of the watch all

00:51:47.340 --> 00:51:50.599
the time. It's more that the lieutenants will...

00:51:50.829 --> 00:51:53.170
rotate this position as like a way to be like

00:51:53.170 --> 00:51:55.309
right you're you're you're officer of the watch

00:51:55.309 --> 00:51:59.409
for like a year or or a few months we're going

00:51:59.409 --> 00:52:01.050
to keep a close eye on you while you're in this

00:52:01.050 --> 00:52:03.630
position to see if you're capable and if you're

00:52:03.630 --> 00:52:06.010
not you will cycle out and then another lieutenant

00:52:06.010 --> 00:52:08.190
will take that position and then we'll see how

00:52:08.190 --> 00:52:11.570
they do uh so again it's that means testing sort

00:52:11.570 --> 00:52:16.090
of thing every ship has a text text text a texas

00:52:17.570 --> 00:52:21.650
every ship has a tech priest majoris on every

00:52:21.650 --> 00:52:23.789
ship and they represent the mechanicus because

00:52:23.789 --> 00:52:27.090
you know you need to go homina homina to all

00:52:27.090 --> 00:52:30.349
the uh the toasters on the vessel all the guns

00:52:30.349 --> 00:52:34.289
every las rifle you gotta go skibbity riz uh

00:52:34.289 --> 00:52:37.929
please please shoot the please shoot the gun

00:52:37.929 --> 00:52:45.070
please um Yeah, they've got the incense. What

00:52:45.070 --> 00:52:49.610
is Bro on about? All I'm saying is the Mechanicus

00:52:49.610 --> 00:52:52.710
are as unknowable as they are weird. And so I

00:52:52.710 --> 00:53:01.030
think it's... And so although I met Colin, girlfriend

00:53:01.030 --> 00:53:02.849
was like, what is Skivity Toilet? And I showed

00:53:02.849 --> 00:53:05.090
her and I said, Colin likes it. And she's like,

00:53:05.170 --> 00:53:09.789
ah. It's peak. Doesn't get it. Hey, boomers.

00:53:09.829 --> 00:53:14.510
We're in our 30s. Also, you have to have a navigator

00:53:14.510 --> 00:53:16.750
on your ships, but you can't just have one because

00:53:16.750 --> 00:53:19.449
if your navigator dies, you're screwed. So there's

00:53:19.449 --> 00:53:23.030
a principal navigator. They have a choir and

00:53:23.030 --> 00:53:27.230
they maintain relations with the navigator houses.

00:53:27.690 --> 00:53:30.809
And they also lead the choirs in communicating

00:53:30.809 --> 00:53:33.489
between ships. Because again, you can't just

00:53:33.489 --> 00:53:40.090
be like, I'm going to text Solar Fleet 127. We're

00:53:40.090 --> 00:53:42.280
going to attack. It's like, no, you have to be

00:53:42.280 --> 00:53:47.579
like, choir to the other choir, who then send

00:53:47.579 --> 00:53:50.639
a message to the captain, be like, you're going

00:53:50.639 --> 00:53:54.940
to attack the thing. Because that's how Warhammer

00:53:54.940 --> 00:54:01.300
works. There's a master of ordnance, who's in

00:54:01.300 --> 00:54:05.119
charge of torpedoes, and attack craft ammunition

00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:07.739
stores, ensures that you've got enough fuel in

00:54:07.739 --> 00:54:09.869
the tank. You got Master of Arms who looks after

00:54:09.869 --> 00:54:11.869
the guns like the Lasguns and Macro Cannons.

00:54:11.969 --> 00:54:14.429
You got Fleet Commissars. And here's a fun fact.

00:54:14.610 --> 00:54:17.130
Fleet Commissars aren't very high ranked. As

00:54:17.130 --> 00:54:19.230
you can tell, they're kind of like in that non

00:54:19.230 --> 00:54:21.369
-commissioned, not quite non -commissioned officer,

00:54:21.469 --> 00:54:24.309
but they're like just in. They have the authority

00:54:24.309 --> 00:54:27.510
to kill the captain if they smell a whiff of

00:54:27.510 --> 00:54:31.090
conspiracy as a hint of heresy. They're like

00:54:31.090 --> 00:54:34.510
bolt gun. Even inability in Battlefleet Gothic,

00:54:34.610 --> 00:54:37.880
at least the video game. where you shoot your

00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:42.820
captain to stabilize morale. I'm pretty sure

00:54:42.820 --> 00:54:44.820
there's a cutscene as well where there's a captain

00:54:44.820 --> 00:54:46.699
who's showing signs of maybe we shouldn't attack,

00:54:46.940 --> 00:54:49.260
and there's a commissar who appears out of nowhere

00:54:49.260 --> 00:54:55.400
and goes, bang! Incorrect. You are now the captain.

00:54:55.840 --> 00:55:01.179
Lol. The ship also has surgeons who look after

00:55:01.179 --> 00:55:03.440
the crew. They have confessors who look after

00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:07.230
the crew in a different way. You have midshipmen,

00:55:07.309 --> 00:55:09.070
which is what my dad's rank was when he was in

00:55:09.070 --> 00:55:12.730
the Navy, who, funnily enough, live in the midsection

00:55:12.730 --> 00:55:16.469
of the ship. And they maintain intermediary duties.

00:55:16.849 --> 00:55:19.130
They are officers, but they're not like the high

00:55:19.130 --> 00:55:20.630
rank or the low rank. They're kind of in the

00:55:20.630 --> 00:55:23.869
middle. And then, oh, sorry, they are basically

00:55:23.869 --> 00:55:26.789
the lowest officer rank. Then you've got non

00:55:26.789 --> 00:55:28.949
-commissioned officers, including warrant officers,

00:55:29.230 --> 00:55:32.590
also known as petty officers, also known as the

00:55:32.590 --> 00:55:40.610
master chief. Halo. Halo. I love Halo. Question,

00:55:40.750 --> 00:55:45.789
Colin. Do you know why Chief is a Master Chief?

00:55:49.769 --> 00:55:57.210
Fake fan! Fake fan! My default assumption has

00:55:57.210 --> 00:56:01.349
always been something, something, Oni crap. Oh,

00:56:01.369 --> 00:56:04.429
well, it's... basically uh master chief is the

00:56:04.429 --> 00:56:06.469
highest uh rank you can get without being an

00:56:06.469 --> 00:56:09.309
officer so there's to my knowledge i can't remember

00:56:09.309 --> 00:56:11.150
his name there's only ever been one officer who

00:56:11.150 --> 00:56:14.329
was part of the spartans um and he was like the

00:56:14.329 --> 00:56:16.889
only guy and it was very strange circumstances

00:56:16.889 --> 00:56:20.449
but basically master chief isn't above the rank

00:56:20.449 --> 00:56:22.650
of master chief because then he's going to be

00:56:22.650 --> 00:56:26.250
resigned somewhat to behind a desk So Master

00:56:26.250 --> 00:56:28.429
Chief is the highest warrant officer rank you

00:56:28.429 --> 00:56:30.989
can get in the Navy before you're taken away

00:56:30.989 --> 00:56:32.650
and you can't fight in the front lines anymore.

00:56:33.050 --> 00:56:34.710
They don't want to promote him because he's a

00:56:34.710 --> 00:56:39.050
Spartan. It makes sense. Trust me, bro. There's

00:56:39.050 --> 00:56:41.389
also, it does, I imagine, help where I'm sure

00:56:41.389 --> 00:56:43.849
if the Master Chief told anyone to do something,

00:56:43.949 --> 00:56:46.469
they're going to be like, yes, sir, you're the

00:56:46.469 --> 00:56:49.670
Master fucking Chief. And also, Andy quote, not

00:56:49.670 --> 00:56:51.949
being funny, if they promoted him above the rank

00:56:51.949 --> 00:56:54.389
of Master Chief. Everyone will have to get used

00:56:54.389 --> 00:56:57.849
to his new rank and call him that by name. Master

00:56:57.849 --> 00:57:00.690
Chief? No, actually, I'm actually Lieutenant

00:57:00.690 --> 00:57:07.309
John. It doesn't have the same ring as Master

00:57:07.309 --> 00:57:13.929
Chief. Master Cheeks, defend this bakery. Basically,

00:57:14.329 --> 00:57:18.090
that's what warrant officers do. They're kind

00:57:18.090 --> 00:57:20.989
of like sergeants for what you'd have in the

00:57:20.989 --> 00:57:24.579
Guard. They are... higher ranking than most people

00:57:24.579 --> 00:57:27.440
but they're not quite in that card or of officer

00:57:27.440 --> 00:57:30.019
so the men trust them a bit more because like

00:57:30.019 --> 00:57:32.039
oh you're not one of those you're not one of

00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:34.039
those bureaucrats up there and say no trust me

00:57:34.039 --> 00:57:37.099
it's fine um they disseminate orders from the

00:57:37.099 --> 00:57:39.619
lieutenants etc to the rest of the front lines

00:57:39.619 --> 00:57:42.960
you get ship masters who monitor the the decks

00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:45.900
for performance you've got all right here's a

00:57:45.900 --> 00:57:54.860
pop quiz fellas guess what a gun captain do Tells

00:57:54.860 --> 00:57:57.900
the guns to shoot. He's in charge of the guns.

00:57:59.840 --> 00:58:03.599
Correct. Gun captains in charge of the gun crews.

00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:07.360
There's a cool animation on Warhammer Plus of

00:58:07.360 --> 00:58:10.820
the Angels of Death Origins where it's about

00:58:10.820 --> 00:58:14.099
the crew and there's a guy in charge and Warhammer's

00:58:14.099 --> 00:58:19.280
kind of goofy. Instead of having in tanks in

00:58:19.280 --> 00:58:22.769
modern era you have pre -loading They take the

00:58:22.769 --> 00:58:25.250
shell and it loads and it goes straight in. It's

00:58:25.250 --> 00:58:27.670
like an autoloader. In Warhammer, you can't have

00:58:27.670 --> 00:58:30.489
an autoloader. That's heresy. So they just have

00:58:30.489 --> 00:58:33.929
like guys with chains dragging the ordnance into

00:58:33.929 --> 00:58:36.969
the barrel in the hundreds. And the animation's

00:58:36.969 --> 00:58:38.809
like, hey, there's a gun captain and there's

00:58:38.809 --> 00:58:41.090
his men. And the gun captain's not by any means

00:58:41.090 --> 00:58:43.829
like high ranking. buddies in charge of the gun

00:58:43.829 --> 00:58:46.269
crew and so they're like oh this these rukari

00:58:46.269 --> 00:58:48.550
suck let's just drag this ordinance into the

00:58:48.550 --> 00:58:51.130
chamber one last time just to kind of flip them

00:58:51.130 --> 00:58:53.750
the v kill ourselves in the process and shoot

00:58:53.750 --> 00:58:55.789
one shell into their ship while they think we're

00:58:55.789 --> 00:58:59.969
we're stuck in like rotating in space without

00:58:59.969 --> 00:59:02.510
engines just to mess them up like yeah good man

00:59:02.510 --> 00:59:06.150
um you also got sergeants at arms who are in

00:59:06.150 --> 00:59:08.989
charge of the armsmen who lead boarding actions

00:59:09.559 --> 00:59:10.960
They drill their men for combat. They're the

00:59:10.960 --> 00:59:13.179
most veteran of armsmen. And they're usually

00:59:13.179 --> 00:59:15.159
armed with guns, auto guns. They're basically

00:59:15.159 --> 00:59:18.559
the same capabilities as a Tempesta Scion. So

00:59:18.559 --> 00:59:21.579
like Tempesta Scions are, they're raised in the

00:59:21.579 --> 00:59:25.260
elite. These are like elite shock troopers. These

00:59:25.260 --> 00:59:27.619
guys aren't, they're not like school smarts.

00:59:27.619 --> 00:59:29.519
They're street smarts. They're like, I've survived

00:59:29.519 --> 00:59:32.480
so many boarding actions against the Black Legion.

00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:37.659
I am not to be messed with. And then you've got

00:59:37.659 --> 00:59:42.210
Boat Swains. Not a cock swain, a boat swain to

00:59:42.210 --> 00:59:46.949
maintain discipline. It's a real word. It's not

00:59:46.949 --> 00:59:54.090
naughty. And then we've got a weird one. We've

00:59:54.090 --> 01:00:00.750
got ratings. Ratings are like the underclass.

01:00:00.969 --> 01:00:02.650
They're the menials. They do maintenance. They

01:00:02.650 --> 01:00:04.650
clear debris. They do what's needed. But here's

01:00:04.650 --> 01:00:08.050
the weird thing about the Navy, right? Ratings

01:00:08.050 --> 01:00:12.630
of volunteers. Why would you volunteer? Here's

01:00:12.630 --> 01:00:15.289
another pop quiz. Why would you volunteer to

01:00:15.289 --> 01:00:17.389
just be like, I'm going to do like maintenance,

01:00:17.510 --> 01:00:21.230
clearing debris from like collapsed tunnels and

01:00:21.230 --> 01:00:23.530
just hauling cargo. What's the point? Why would

01:00:23.530 --> 01:00:26.989
I do that? My assumption is otherwise your role

01:00:26.989 --> 01:00:29.849
in the ship is one of those shit clans that live

01:00:29.849 --> 01:00:32.329
near the engine who sometimes get incinerated

01:00:32.329 --> 01:00:36.199
when they go to full thrust. Whoa. Eli, what's

01:00:36.199 --> 01:00:39.840
your assumption? Probably a roof over your head

01:00:39.840 --> 01:00:45.099
and three meals a day. Maybe two. Yeah. Why grow

01:00:45.099 --> 01:00:47.559
up in a hive where someone might shank you every

01:00:47.559 --> 01:00:50.119
hour of the day? You could go to the Navy. You

01:00:50.119 --> 01:00:53.699
get a cot. You get room and board for free. You

01:00:53.699 --> 01:01:00.699
get paid. You get paid. You get free hot meals.

01:01:00.980 --> 01:01:04.300
And here's the thing. most armsmen are absolutely

01:01:04.300 --> 01:01:07.280
stoked to be armsmen they are so happy because

01:01:07.280 --> 01:01:09.440
they're because the circumstance they came from

01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:12.760
is so rubbish they're like i'm so glad not to

01:01:12.760 --> 01:01:16.079
be back in you know birmingham the planet where

01:01:16.079 --> 01:01:18.900
this is which is a reference there is a planet

01:01:18.900 --> 01:01:21.179
called birmingham it's where the harbingers come

01:01:21.179 --> 01:01:23.119
from and they're like i'm so glad i got out of

01:01:23.119 --> 01:01:25.880
birmingham now i can live on a ship where i get

01:01:25.880 --> 01:01:30.989
like a roof it's amazing um And yeah, the highest

01:01:30.989 --> 01:01:33.429
rank of armsmen are generally allowed to carry

01:01:33.429 --> 01:01:38.130
weapons on board. Wow, they are trusted that

01:01:38.130 --> 01:01:40.429
much because they're proven to be like, hey,

01:01:40.510 --> 01:01:43.289
we're insane enough to go on a boarding torpedo,

01:01:43.449 --> 01:01:46.730
slam into an enemy ship and shoot heretics. Yeah,

01:01:46.849 --> 01:01:49.690
you guys are cool. And the end of my script,

01:01:49.769 --> 01:01:53.170
here we go. Voidsmen are good at maintenance

01:01:53.170 --> 01:01:59.099
and they are trained as such. You have, unfortunately,

01:01:59.380 --> 01:02:03.519
indentured workers who aren't paid, they're generally

01:02:03.519 --> 01:02:06.219
drawn from penal colonies, they do hard labor,

01:02:06.380 --> 01:02:09.500
and they usually die within months due to malnutrition,

01:02:09.639 --> 01:02:13.519
accidents, or punishments. What an emperor. The

01:02:13.519 --> 01:02:21.139
Navy. What an emperor. In the Navy. Forts. Did

01:02:21.139 --> 01:02:24.659
we talk about spasmarine battle barges at all?

01:02:25.639 --> 01:02:30.079
Or is that for a different video? Those are Space

01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:33.019
Marine stuff is like their own. Like the Space

01:02:33.019 --> 01:02:36.559
Wolves stupid massive fleet they pull out of

01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:40.849
their ass as needed. That's just them. They just

01:02:40.849 --> 01:02:43.110
have that. That's not related to the Navy. What

01:02:43.110 --> 01:02:45.250
if we just didn't follow the Codex Astartes?

01:02:45.530 --> 01:02:47.070
What are we talking about? They're good boys.

01:02:47.130 --> 01:02:49.690
They follow the Codex Astartes. What if we killed

01:02:49.690 --> 01:02:52.190
half the Grey Knives and Knights and pushed the

01:02:52.190 --> 01:02:54.110
Inquisition and the Balls? What are the consequences

01:02:54.110 --> 01:02:56.610
of this? Nothing, really. That's right, baby.

01:02:56.949 --> 01:02:59.630
That's right. Total Spacefall victory. Never

01:02:59.630 --> 01:03:03.489
punished. You can get one vague hint that someone

01:03:03.489 --> 01:03:07.590
is paying exactly one Orc Warboss. To sometimes

01:03:07.590 --> 01:03:11.070
fight the space wolves on their behalf. We've

01:03:11.070 --> 01:03:13.110
got 12 ,000 space marines because we've got 12

01:03:13.110 --> 01:03:14.789
great companies. And also, we don't have a limit

01:03:14.789 --> 01:03:16.449
on scouts. And also, our scouts aren't really

01:03:16.449 --> 01:03:18.210
scouts. They're actually veterans who stay in

01:03:18.210 --> 01:03:19.710
the scouts. We have blood claws. Don't worry

01:03:19.710 --> 01:03:22.650
about it. It's fine. It's fine. I love the vodka

01:03:22.650 --> 01:03:27.710
pen recap. Aye. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.

01:03:27.750 --> 01:03:33.789
Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Logan Grimnard's the

01:03:33.789 --> 01:03:36.690
goat. He'd solo Calo Drago if he could. Yeah,

01:03:36.690 --> 01:03:39.769
and he's washed. Your goat is washed. All I'm

01:03:39.769 --> 01:03:42.849
going to say is I didn't include battle barges,

01:03:42.869 --> 01:03:44.489
et cetera, because technically they're not part

01:03:44.489 --> 01:03:46.750
of the Navy. Because again, Space Marines are

01:03:46.750 --> 01:03:48.889
a bespoke organization. They have the ability

01:03:48.889 --> 01:03:52.190
to roam the stars at will. Everyone else has

01:03:52.190 --> 01:03:54.929
to ask the Navy, hey, can I have a lift? That's

01:03:54.929 --> 01:03:56.909
how it goes. It doesn't matter if you're a cassock.

01:03:58.619 --> 01:04:01.860
Or if you're a menial laborer, say, hey, buddy,

01:04:02.059 --> 01:04:06.219
I don't have Uber. Can you help me get to a party

01:04:06.219 --> 01:04:08.960
across the stars? I believe the Imperial Air

01:04:08.960 --> 01:04:11.280
Force is also part of the Navy and not the Army.

01:04:11.860 --> 01:04:14.480
At least in Taro's campaign, all the Thunderbolts

01:04:14.480 --> 01:04:16.480
and stuff are connected to the Navy and not the

01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:19.079
Army. The Aeronautica. You have to beg and plead

01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:23.550
to get more planes for your campaign. Yes. I've

01:04:23.550 --> 01:04:25.150
not done a video on them yet, and that's why

01:04:25.150 --> 01:04:31.630
they're not in this video. I mean, they fly planes.

01:04:31.750 --> 01:04:34.449
The Navy lets them down sometimes. That's kind

01:04:34.449 --> 01:04:40.269
of... It's cool. To be fair, the Navy's cool,

01:04:40.369 --> 01:04:43.309
but again, there's a bajillion Astra Militarum

01:04:43.309 --> 01:04:47.070
books. There's none for the Navy. There's one

01:04:47.070 --> 01:04:51.030
for Aeronautica by Aaron Dempsey. Anyone's coming

01:04:51.030 --> 01:04:56.420
out. There's a couple planes books. It's like

01:04:56.420 --> 01:04:59.920
a edgier Star Wars equivalent where there's always

01:04:59.920 --> 01:05:02.219
a reason why the Navy can't just go, hey, shoot

01:05:02.219 --> 01:05:06.239
that guy. And then the planet blows up. Although,

01:05:06.300 --> 01:05:09.119
if I remember correctly, for the old Eye of Terror

01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:13.489
campaign, I think that was 6th edition? They

01:05:13.489 --> 01:05:16.590
took battle reports and included Battlefleet

01:05:16.590 --> 01:05:18.949
Gothic in those reports to determine the narrative.

01:05:19.989 --> 01:05:23.989
Chaos resoundingly won the ground war, but the

01:05:23.989 --> 01:05:26.769
Imperium resoundingly won the space war, so I

01:05:26.769 --> 01:05:28.909
think what they were forced to write before they

01:05:28.909 --> 01:05:31.550
retconned it was, well, Chaos took the planets

01:05:31.550 --> 01:05:35.730
and then they blew up. But then, check out that

01:05:35.730 --> 01:05:39.969
Nova canon. I also love the idea that that campaign

01:05:39.969 --> 01:05:42.929
was like the ground war was between possibly

01:05:42.929 --> 01:05:46.170
thousands of battle reports of people with their

01:05:46.170 --> 01:05:49.110
armies and then there was just like two guys

01:05:49.110 --> 01:05:53.650
two guys playing the other tabletop game and

01:05:53.650 --> 01:05:57.090
so it was just like one guy's wins yeah the other

01:05:57.090 --> 01:06:01.130
guy didn't know how to play battle and he owned

01:06:01.130 --> 01:06:03.389
both armies and he was like don't let them win

01:06:03.389 --> 01:06:05.650
i want the imperial to win this one okay i i

01:06:05.650 --> 01:06:10.980
do i do want boats i want imperial boats I know

01:06:10.980 --> 01:06:14.440
that there's very little use for actual warships

01:06:14.440 --> 01:06:17.860
in a setting like this, but surely if you go

01:06:17.860 --> 01:06:21.019
to an ocean planet, it would be done mostly by

01:06:21.019 --> 01:06:25.699
boats. Surely. Am I insane? Is that wrong to

01:06:25.699 --> 01:06:29.880
say? In one of the Farsight books, by he who

01:06:29.880 --> 01:06:31.960
must not be named, there's an orc submarine.

01:06:32.500 --> 01:06:34.980
So if the orcs have submarines, surely we can

01:06:34.980 --> 01:06:38.539
have some warships. Well, just to put it in perspective,

01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:41.460
Eli, Phil Kelly did write a lot of the law for

01:06:41.460 --> 01:06:46.840
the Narvis Imperialis as well. He's double dipping.

01:06:46.920 --> 01:06:48.800
I don't know what to tell you. I don't want to

01:06:48.800 --> 01:06:52.739
say. I just want boats. I want ships. I like

01:06:52.739 --> 01:06:58.000
boats. I want the Space Marine dinghy. It'd be

01:06:58.000 --> 01:07:02.119
funny. I can't find the stamp campaign because

01:07:02.119 --> 01:07:08.199
I wanted to... I totally forgot about it. Uh,

01:07:08.400 --> 01:07:10.300
but that, that I have to, like, I wanted to find

01:07:10.300 --> 01:07:11.739
some results, see if I couldn't find results

01:07:11.739 --> 01:07:17.199
for it somewhere. Uh, I know Eldrad died in it.

01:07:17.780 --> 01:07:20.800
Then he got better. I think I'll find, yeah.

01:07:22.480 --> 01:07:25.079
Although Eli, I would say that I reckon the reason

01:07:25.079 --> 01:07:27.760
GW won't make boats is because you have things

01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:30.760
like, um, what's the, the, the space Marine thing

01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:32.599
that has like a bit that sticks out the bottom

01:07:32.599 --> 01:07:35.360
and it floats above ground. The Landspeeder?

01:07:35.480 --> 01:07:37.340
Land Raider? Landspeeder. No, not Land Raider.

01:07:37.480 --> 01:07:40.579
Landspeeder. Yeah, I feel like if it can hover

01:07:40.579 --> 01:07:43.920
over land, it can hover over water. It's kind

01:07:43.920 --> 01:07:47.699
of like Episode 9 of Star Wars. Like, oh, why

01:07:47.699 --> 01:07:49.880
are the Stormtroopers on, like, land terrain

01:07:49.880 --> 01:07:52.340
vehicles when the vehicles they already have

01:07:52.340 --> 01:07:57.280
float? There is. I will say, I will send it in

01:07:57.280 --> 01:08:00.159
the Discord right now. There is. I'll send it

01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:03.289
in both Discords. Join the Discord. uh there

01:08:03.289 --> 01:08:06.570
there is an orc submarine uh that does exist

01:08:06.570 --> 01:08:09.309
yeah that's what i say yeah but the orcs can

01:08:09.309 --> 01:08:10.949
have that because they're not sophisticated with

01:08:10.949 --> 01:08:12.789
technology but the imperium card because it's

01:08:12.789 --> 01:08:15.469
like our stuff we have we have we have things

01:08:15.469 --> 01:08:18.949
that float above land i don't know although i

01:08:18.949 --> 01:08:22.840
really like that um trench crusade of um Britannica,

01:08:22.960 --> 01:08:26.899
where it's like a gigantic naval vessel. Totally,

01:08:28.600 --> 01:08:31.439
if you're fighting on a completely water planet,

01:08:31.619 --> 01:08:34.859
you would need boats. Nah, just do what they

01:08:34.859 --> 01:08:37.920
did in the 2003 Clone Wars and land your capital

01:08:37.920 --> 01:08:43.039
ships on the water and dive into it. There must

01:08:43.039 --> 01:08:47.020
be a way to get boats. You can't drop pod in

01:08:47.020 --> 01:08:50.539
the ocean, you'd drown. You just keep going to

01:08:50.539 --> 01:08:52.779
hit the seabed and get crushed. And then you

01:08:52.779 --> 01:08:55.699
have to like walk. Oh, come on. Walking back

01:08:55.699 --> 01:08:58.300
up to the beach. I don't know. I mean, I don't,

01:08:58.319 --> 01:09:01.140
it's, I don't know. Boats are like the beat.

01:09:02.319 --> 01:09:05.359
I don't know. I can't say, I can hardly say realistic

01:09:05.359 --> 01:09:07.640
one way or another because we don't exactly have

01:09:07.640 --> 01:09:10.640
a galaxy spanning empire in real life, but I

01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:11.920
don't know. It's a, it's a, it's one of those

01:09:11.920 --> 01:09:13.520
things where it's like in sci -fi, it's like

01:09:13.520 --> 01:09:16.460
we have a spaceship. It's a boat that can now

01:09:16.460 --> 01:09:23.760
fly. Yeah, I know. You need a James Bond rendition

01:09:23.760 --> 01:09:25.760
where it's like, it's a car that can also be

01:09:25.760 --> 01:09:28.760
a boat. And it transforms. That's what you need.

01:09:29.199 --> 01:09:31.920
It's a land raider, but it's also a boat. It

01:09:31.920 --> 01:09:34.819
can go on waves. Because you can't drive through

01:09:34.819 --> 01:09:37.939
the ocean. You need a boat. I would say you could

01:09:37.939 --> 01:09:40.119
play Manowar instead, but there's yet another

01:09:40.119 --> 01:09:47.659
sub game that has been executed for years. Yeah.

01:09:48.460 --> 01:09:51.640
I'm going to research this. I'm going to find

01:09:51.640 --> 01:09:53.920
Warhammer boats. Oh, wait. I know where you can

01:09:53.920 --> 01:09:59.539
find a Warhammer boat. I'm going to get yelled

01:09:59.539 --> 01:10:02.720
at for this one. Oh, no. What have you done?

01:10:03.640 --> 01:10:06.819
What have you boys done? Go look at it. World

01:10:06.819 --> 01:10:12.600
of Warships, baby. Warhammer boat. Warhammer

01:10:12.600 --> 01:10:17.210
40k boat. It's aboard. I'm going to fly my Dakajet

01:10:17.210 --> 01:10:23.449
right into the prow of that boat. The Warrior

01:10:23.449 --> 01:10:28.069
River boat. There it is. Yeah. I'm so glad I

01:10:28.069 --> 01:10:34.930
remembered that. Hammer McCamface. But that said,

01:10:35.010 --> 01:10:37.729
I've got nothing left for this episode. I've

01:10:37.729 --> 01:10:40.430
told you about the... Again, I really like them.

01:10:40.529 --> 01:10:42.250
It's just a shame we don't have... Because again,

01:10:42.430 --> 01:10:45.180
I know I'm... kind of belaboring the point, we

01:10:45.180 --> 01:10:48.899
have what, like 20 Astra Militarum books? Maybe

01:10:48.899 --> 01:10:52.020
more now? There's the Katachan books. There's

01:10:52.020 --> 01:10:56.100
a gajillion of them, man. There's four Minskalesk

01:10:56.100 --> 01:11:00.159
books. She's got four books now. There's a ton

01:11:00.159 --> 01:11:01.960
of books. Most of the old books are Imperial

01:11:01.960 --> 01:11:05.340
Guard books. Gunheads, yeah. I got that one.

01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:07.779
So there's a lot of Astra Militarum, but there's

01:11:07.779 --> 01:11:11.590
no Nevi. I know they're usually support, so it'd

01:11:11.590 --> 01:11:13.270
be like, oh, we've got this Dawn of Fire book.

01:11:13.430 --> 01:11:16.229
I guess we'll have a Navy guy in there while

01:11:16.229 --> 01:11:21.770
they're doing exposition between points. Mike's

01:11:21.770 --> 01:11:24.229
telling us don't forget the question of the week

01:11:24.229 --> 01:11:29.189
this time. Oh, shit. We did forget twice. Thanks,

01:11:29.289 --> 01:11:32.789
Mike. Someone want to check that? If you could

01:11:32.789 --> 01:11:35.510
make a Warhammer boat, what Warhammer boat would

01:11:35.510 --> 01:11:42.770
you make? yeah hashtag bought uh what how about

01:11:42.770 --> 01:11:44.949
i'll buy your time colin how about you if you

01:11:44.949 --> 01:11:48.409
look for um for some question days we'll read

01:11:48.409 --> 01:11:51.350
uh we got four donuts to get through and then

01:11:51.350 --> 01:11:54.710
uh if we if we go through them and you're still

01:11:54.710 --> 01:11:59.270
looking we will uh we will buy for time by being

01:11:59.270 --> 01:12:02.170
professionals all right um i have thought of

01:12:02.170 --> 01:12:07.859
a question however for this week Scar's Next

01:12:07.859 --> 01:12:10.060
Top Guy, formerly known as Thanos, thank you

01:12:10.060 --> 01:12:13.920
very much for the 59 and okay. Just got the Slaves

01:12:13.920 --> 01:12:16.000
to Darkness spearhead. The Gore Beast chariot

01:12:16.000 --> 01:12:18.100
got me acting unwise. What do you mean by that?

01:12:18.420 --> 01:12:22.039
Also, I love shortening Slaves to Darkness and

01:12:22.039 --> 01:12:24.439
Command Points. I don't know what that means,

01:12:24.479 --> 01:12:26.500
but that's pretty cool. Hank, Hank, don't abbreviate

01:12:26.500 --> 01:12:29.760
Cyberpunk. Hank! Oh, I understand. I understand.

01:12:30.260 --> 01:12:34.180
I understand. Funny, funny. Funny, funny. I get

01:12:34.180 --> 01:12:37.789
it now. What do I... I don't understand. The

01:12:37.789 --> 01:12:41.109
abbreviation for Slaves to Darkness and the abbreviation

01:12:41.109 --> 01:12:43.829
for Command Points. Well, Slaves to Darkness

01:12:43.829 --> 01:12:47.010
is just STD. That one's not too bad to say out

01:12:47.010 --> 01:12:51.829
loud. However... The other one is an oh no. Hank,

01:12:51.909 --> 01:12:55.630
don't abbreviate Cod Points. Thank you for the

01:12:55.630 --> 01:13:00.029
59 currency. Wherever you are in the world, Mr.

01:13:00.149 --> 01:13:05.699
Skarsnik. The next one. Oh, Gnomius for free.

01:13:05.699 --> 01:13:08.159
Free for free. All of these are Gnomius. Thank

01:13:08.159 --> 01:13:10.439
you very much, Mr. Gnomius. We appreciate it.

01:13:11.039 --> 01:13:16.500
Thank you. This is for Andy. The Chogorizian

01:13:16.500 --> 01:13:19.800
mommy got Andy wild. Sorry, I'm taken now. I'll

01:13:19.800 --> 01:13:24.600
be going. Well, no, you're my side piece. We're

01:13:24.600 --> 01:13:27.920
always switching. We're always switching. In

01:13:27.920 --> 01:13:34.380
the background. Again, Naomi Chomsky. By the

01:13:34.380 --> 01:13:37.020
way, Andy, I have watched your video on the Badab

01:13:37.020 --> 01:13:38.859
War. Absolutely love how you covered it. Thank

01:13:38.859 --> 01:13:42.520
you. It was a lot of work, to be honest, because

01:13:42.520 --> 01:13:46.260
it's only two codexes. It's Imperial Army 9 and

01:13:46.260 --> 01:13:48.539
10. And I've had comments like, where are the

01:13:48.539 --> 01:13:50.500
books? I'm like, there am no books. It's just

01:13:50.500 --> 01:13:53.760
codexes. The Imperial Armor books are long, though.

01:13:53.880 --> 01:13:56.380
It's like 100 pages long, those things. And they're

01:13:56.380 --> 01:13:59.970
like full, big, giant pages. well the thing is

01:13:59.970 --> 01:14:02.010
it's like you got like 60 pages of lore and then

01:14:02.010 --> 01:14:04.649
there's 10 pages or no 40 pages of like here

01:14:04.649 --> 01:14:07.350
are five six seven space moon chapters and it's

01:14:07.350 --> 01:14:10.090
like here's brother brother irrelevant us and

01:14:10.090 --> 01:14:12.350
here's his yeah like the lore is usually very

01:14:12.350 --> 01:14:14.590
in -depth with lots of details of the conflict

01:14:14.590 --> 01:14:17.529
which is why the taros campaign is like 60 pages

01:14:17.529 --> 01:14:20.609
of script for me yeah and and even with when

01:14:20.609 --> 01:14:25.000
i did my um Siege of Fenris video, I was like,

01:14:25.100 --> 01:14:26.720
oh, this is actually a lot of stuff. And it's

01:14:26.720 --> 01:14:30.140
just because the codex for Warzone Fenris has

01:14:30.140 --> 01:14:32.060
a lot of stuff. And I was able to be like, oh,

01:14:32.060 --> 01:14:34.500
here's the bit where Logan Grimnaw gets trapped

01:14:34.500 --> 01:14:36.600
underground and he's with Eagle or Iron Wolf.

01:14:36.779 --> 01:14:39.760
And it's like, is there a mention of Ragnar Blackmane,

01:14:39.760 --> 01:14:43.659
your premier character? Is there shit? No. We're

01:14:43.659 --> 01:14:46.420
going to talk about Globshido from the Space

01:14:46.420 --> 01:14:51.520
Wolves. Andy, can I get an opinion? Okay. as

01:14:51.520 --> 01:14:54.600
unbiased as you can make it is bad at war just

01:14:54.600 --> 01:14:56.819
as good as the horus heresy if not maybe a little

01:14:56.819 --> 01:15:00.500
bit better oh no it's not it's like honestly

01:15:00.500 --> 01:15:03.800
horus heresy has so many layers so many books

01:15:03.800 --> 01:15:06.680
and established it has it has 54 books let's

01:15:06.680 --> 01:15:09.140
not get okay but but quantity doesn't mean quality

01:15:09.140 --> 01:15:12.739
it doesn't but like even the bad quality books

01:15:12.739 --> 01:15:15.220
of the horus heresy are are ignorable and you

01:15:15.220 --> 01:15:17.840
still have like 20 good books i don't i don't

01:15:17.840 --> 01:15:21.569
is that really how we want to base that. I still

01:15:21.569 --> 01:15:23.270
think that's how it works, yeah. The books I

01:15:23.270 --> 01:15:25.770
don't like, I can just ignore. No, no, no. I'm

01:15:25.770 --> 01:15:27.329
not saying you ignore them. It's just like, oh,

01:15:27.350 --> 01:15:28.989
they were just kind of bad books, but that doesn't

01:15:28.989 --> 01:15:31.569
diminish the really good ones, you know? And

01:15:31.569 --> 01:15:36.409
they're like, from a codex, you can't get a POV

01:15:36.409 --> 01:15:40.369
character arc, you know? Yeah. I'm not meaning

01:15:40.369 --> 01:15:44.149
that. No, no, no. It's not really what I'm talking

01:15:44.149 --> 01:15:47.770
about. Like, the conflicts themselves. yeah yeah

01:15:47.770 --> 01:15:50.850
but like i i know people have a go at like my

01:15:50.850 --> 01:15:52.470
videos for example be like this happened then

01:15:52.470 --> 01:15:54.029
this happened this happened and that's kind of

01:15:54.029 --> 01:15:56.210
what a codex is like this happened and this happened

01:15:56.210 --> 01:15:59.930
and this happened but it's like we don't really

01:15:59.930 --> 01:16:02.250
have like logan grimnar in warzone fenris going

01:16:02.250 --> 01:16:05.130
through a crisis of like competency as a leader

01:16:05.130 --> 01:16:07.350
it'll be like it'll be like a sentence long whereas

01:16:07.350 --> 01:16:10.409
in a novel you get like his actual emotions and

01:16:10.409 --> 01:16:15.060
opinions and you have an insight into his brain

01:16:15.060 --> 01:16:17.439
box about what he's feeling at the time. You

01:16:17.439 --> 01:16:19.699
can't really get that with a codex. And so a

01:16:19.699 --> 01:16:21.979
Badab war stuff is cool, but I don't really know

01:16:21.979 --> 01:16:25.000
what happened to Steve Orlezarek, the chapter

01:16:25.000 --> 01:16:28.399
master of the Firehawks, when he was in the entire

01:16:28.399 --> 01:16:30.479
campaign. He got body slammed at the beginning,

01:16:30.600 --> 01:16:32.640
and he was in the council at the end, and he

01:16:32.640 --> 01:16:36.359
was like, we should put all of the Astral Claws

01:16:36.359 --> 01:16:39.159
heads on pikes. And he was... generally very

01:16:39.159 --> 01:16:41.739
mad about it, but he's only got like three sentences

01:16:41.739 --> 01:16:44.300
of actual exposition. So it's like, I don't really

01:16:44.300 --> 01:16:46.880
know who Steve Ball is. Eric is. And I bet everyone

01:16:46.880 --> 01:16:49.520
who just heard that said who, and that's kind

01:16:49.520 --> 01:16:53.520
of my point. It's like, yeah, chat, chat. I want

01:16:53.520 --> 01:16:57.520
you to go read the, go find like a PDF of, uh,

01:16:57.659 --> 01:17:00.220
I believe it's, it's in the, uh, what is it?

01:17:00.739 --> 01:17:04.340
The Warhammer fantasy eighth edition rule book.

01:17:04.520 --> 01:17:08.699
Go find it and read about Lord Mortkin. who's

01:17:08.699 --> 01:17:11.060
the most interesting chaos character there ever

01:17:11.060 --> 01:17:15.439
is, only appears in the core rulebook for 8th

01:17:15.439 --> 01:17:19.439
edition and somehow has infinitely more relatable

01:17:19.439 --> 01:17:22.760
motives than any motherfucker with 8 ,000 million

01:17:22.760 --> 01:17:25.140
books about why their dad doesn't love them.

01:17:25.479 --> 01:17:27.600
But hold on, can I ask you a question then? With

01:17:27.600 --> 01:17:30.220
that same book you're quoting, are there another

01:17:30.220 --> 01:17:33.100
dozen or 20 characters that have that same treatment?

01:17:33.560 --> 01:17:37.140
No, they just cook for him. Yeah, it was like

01:17:37.140 --> 01:17:39.680
the exception proves the rule. It's like this

01:17:39.680 --> 01:17:41.500
one guy had a really good showing. They very

01:17:41.500 --> 01:17:43.640
much can do it in a codex. They just don't bother.

01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:47.640
Well, why didn't they then? I don't know. GW

01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:50.579
doesn't do market research. Why do they do the

01:17:50.579 --> 01:17:53.520
things they do? Either way, my point is that

01:17:53.520 --> 01:17:56.640
a novel has more capability. Similar to what

01:17:56.640 --> 01:17:59.520
you were saying, a person who does an exceptional

01:17:59.520 --> 01:18:02.819
codex can do that. But it's much more viable

01:18:02.819 --> 01:18:05.020
in a novel. Yeah. And even when there's like

01:18:05.020 --> 01:18:06.840
a few bad books, you can do it much more that

01:18:06.840 --> 01:18:09.079
you have so many pages to experiment with and

01:18:09.079 --> 01:18:11.140
play with. And I love the Badab War stuff. And

01:18:11.140 --> 01:18:14.239
I hope in the future they do. But if GW is going

01:18:14.239 --> 01:18:16.720
to do another bloody Isfahan 5 book, come on.

01:18:16.840 --> 01:18:19.579
Give us some Badab stuff. Come on. Come on. We

01:18:19.579 --> 01:18:23.300
did this. We finished this. We did it. It was

01:18:23.300 --> 01:18:28.000
done. Stop it. Naughty. naughty gw um but like

01:18:28.000 --> 01:18:29.880
i'd love like a book about the badab war which

01:18:29.880 --> 01:18:32.079
talks about like when the space marines first

01:18:32.079 --> 01:18:34.359
meet esteria and moloch and like this guy's a

01:18:34.359 --> 01:18:36.819
creep and then the bit where the carcaradons

01:18:36.819 --> 01:18:38.680
arrive and they go these guys are creeps and

01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:40.500
they're like stevor is still whinging about how

01:18:40.500 --> 01:18:42.579
he got body slammed at the beginning that'd be

01:18:42.579 --> 01:18:44.239
cool and then you could have a whole bit about

01:18:44.239 --> 01:18:46.260
the star phantoms arriving like these guys are

01:18:46.260 --> 01:18:48.920
good but they're also weird and you could have

01:18:48.920 --> 01:18:50.880
character moments but They're just not in the

01:18:50.880 --> 01:18:53.720
Codex, because when the Star Phantoms arrived,

01:18:53.899 --> 01:18:55.579
it's like the Star Phantoms arrived in force,

01:18:55.720 --> 01:18:59.380
and they were good. And then they won. Cool.

01:18:59.460 --> 01:19:03.579
What if I told you the Battle of War makes more

01:19:03.579 --> 01:19:05.779
sense, Heron has better motives than Horus ever

01:19:05.779 --> 01:19:08.359
did, and I'd rather read two Imperial Armor books

01:19:08.359 --> 01:19:12.560
than 50 Horus Heresy books? Well, you can. And

01:19:12.560 --> 01:19:14.890
that makes the Battle of War better to me. Alright,

01:19:15.069 --> 01:19:18.250
we're moving on. I've had enough. Can I have

01:19:18.250 --> 01:19:21.250
my Horus Heresy recommended reading progression

01:19:21.250 --> 01:19:25.369
put onto the screen, please? And then don't kick

01:19:25.369 --> 01:19:28.739
me off of Lore Crimes when you see it. I haven't

01:19:28.739 --> 01:19:30.779
got that to hand, but I'll just say watch this

01:19:30.779 --> 01:19:35.239
space in about a week's time. No, I threw it

01:19:35.239 --> 01:19:36.979
in the Discord real quick. You could just put

01:19:36.979 --> 01:19:41.899
that on screen right now. This is Colin's recommended

01:19:41.899 --> 01:19:45.239
reading order of the Horus Heresy. You cheeky

01:19:45.239 --> 01:19:49.539
scamp. I saw that. I do agree with your overall

01:19:49.539 --> 01:19:51.619
points, though, Andy. I just don't like the Heresy.

01:19:52.150 --> 01:19:54.770
You're just being cheeky. You're being a naughty

01:19:54.770 --> 01:19:59.229
boy. You're being a squeewee boy. All right.

01:20:00.909 --> 01:20:05.670
Slits and torpedoes on the badab bozos. Don't

01:20:05.670 --> 01:20:11.350
talk about here. I like that. Gilman's well -lubricated

01:20:11.350 --> 01:20:13.890
chain poop knife. Thank you for the 500 RSD.

01:20:14.510 --> 01:20:17.189
Have you guys thought about streaming some 40

01:20:17.189 --> 01:20:21.119
K themes? TTRPG, at least a one shot. Yeah, a

01:20:21.119 --> 01:20:23.600
little bit. I feel like your chemistry and lore

01:20:23.600 --> 01:20:25.420
knowledge would make for a good time. Colin looks

01:20:25.420 --> 01:20:29.420
like a DM. Think it how you will. Chat, that's

01:20:29.420 --> 01:20:33.399
funny. The biggest problem with RPG stuff like

01:20:33.399 --> 01:20:36.300
that is it takes a long time to prepare. That's

01:20:36.300 --> 01:20:39.619
the biggest problem that I have. Committing to

01:20:39.619 --> 01:20:42.560
it, scheduling it. We could definitely do something

01:20:42.560 --> 01:20:45.859
like that eventually, though. To be fair, if

01:20:45.859 --> 01:20:48.239
people donate specifically for that, it's kind

01:20:48.239 --> 01:20:49.939
of hard to say, I don't have time to do this

01:20:49.939 --> 01:20:52.159
because we've literally been paid to do it then.

01:20:52.699 --> 01:20:56.220
Also, this is very related, actually. I need

01:20:56.220 --> 01:21:00.899
you all to go comment Mr. Arthur Bones through

01:21:00.899 --> 01:21:03.159
a bunch of people my way, so now half my comments

01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:07.710
are the Bone Man comment. Go comment. Borbo on

01:21:07.710 --> 01:21:11.390
every one of his videos, please. B -O -R -B -O.

01:21:11.630 --> 01:21:15.310
And then add as many O's to that last O as you

01:21:15.310 --> 01:21:20.010
want. It could be Borbo or Borbo. Do it. He does

01:21:20.010 --> 01:21:22.930
not get unpunished. I'll go do it right now.

01:21:23.670 --> 01:21:25.430
Thank you. You're just making me think of the

01:21:25.430 --> 01:21:28.869
only game. What's it called? When a Poachingus

01:21:28.869 --> 01:21:32.250
wandered into the forest. The quest for Bing

01:21:32.250 --> 01:21:36.689
Bing. Yeah, the main thing is logistics, but

01:21:36.689 --> 01:21:38.350
we'll look into it because it's definitely something

01:21:38.350 --> 01:21:41.829
that'd be good. Massive dirt. Granites have already

01:21:41.829 --> 01:21:43.510
sucked. I'm already triggered. I'm already triggered.

01:21:43.710 --> 01:21:46.949
One trillion Borbos to you, Mr. Arthur Bose.

01:21:49.250 --> 01:21:51.729
Lost Fleet. Book series has somewhat realistic

01:21:51.729 --> 01:21:55.649
space naval fleet battles. I'm assuming this

01:21:55.649 --> 01:21:57.810
is a non -Warhammer IP book because I've never

01:21:57.810 --> 01:22:03.859
heard of Lost. Let me look it up. I don't know

01:22:03.859 --> 01:22:06.640
what this is, but the cover art looks cool. Lost

01:22:06.640 --> 01:22:10.579
Fleet book series. Bro, is this the Scarab from

01:22:10.579 --> 01:22:14.460
Hell? What am I looking at on this cover? These

01:22:14.460 --> 01:22:18.500
look pretty neat. Wacky sci -fi. We'll have a

01:22:18.500 --> 01:22:23.619
look. Promise. How do I say this? Any ideas,

01:22:23.720 --> 01:22:30.779
folks? Zistera? Zistera. Thank you for the vibe.

01:22:32.430 --> 01:22:35.189
They had a singular boat in the Caiaphas Cain

01:22:35.189 --> 01:22:38.569
short story, Dead in the Water. They did. I forget

01:22:38.569 --> 01:22:40.510
about that story. I'm going to have to read that.

01:22:41.050 --> 01:22:44.649
Was that like a Dunkirk situation? If I remember

01:22:44.649 --> 01:22:49.949
correctly, it was like a yacht, basically. It

01:22:49.949 --> 01:22:52.550
wasn't like a battleship. I think it was a yacht

01:22:52.550 --> 01:22:56.010
he was on for Caiaphas Cain reasons. It's been

01:22:56.010 --> 01:22:57.590
a minute since I read it. I don't remember it

01:22:57.590 --> 01:23:04.449
very well. I don't know. He's Kane. He just ends

01:23:04.449 --> 01:23:10.130
up on shit. Kane just does stuff. He doesn't

01:23:10.130 --> 01:23:12.109
want to do stuff, but that's his entire story.

01:23:13.470 --> 01:23:16.909
Yeah, good to see you. He's in the chat commenting.

01:23:17.390 --> 01:23:19.409
He's sending me messages on Discord. I see you,

01:23:19.470 --> 01:23:22.770
buddy. In regards to Badab, I recall ADB saying

01:23:22.770 --> 01:23:24.369
it was the series he really wants to write for.

01:23:24.489 --> 01:23:26.270
Well, he should bloody well do it then, shouldn't

01:23:26.270 --> 01:23:28.689
he? Yeah, for real, for real. He's a good writer,

01:23:28.729 --> 01:23:33.899
too. I mean, if he wants to write it and he hasn't,

01:23:33.899 --> 01:23:36.020
I don't know how much credit I can give him,

01:23:36.079 --> 01:23:40.640
but I'm going to make an allegedly statement

01:23:40.640 --> 01:23:43.720
here that allegedly I would assume that some

01:23:43.720 --> 01:23:46.899
of the GW higher -ups are allegedly saying make

01:23:46.899 --> 01:23:49.340
more Horace Heresy books instead, Bozo. Yeah,

01:23:49.500 --> 01:23:52.699
probably got the cattle prod in the basement,

01:23:52.779 --> 01:23:55.380
the Matt Ward Flash Gets Meme from 20 years ago.

01:23:56.180 --> 01:24:01.560
Nick Heim. Nick Heim. This is like in a... Don't

01:24:01.560 --> 01:24:06.039
speak his name on Warcraft. No. No. No. It's

01:24:06.039 --> 01:24:11.600
finished. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

01:24:11.600 --> 01:24:30.869
No. No. No. No. interesting he's mentioned it

01:24:30.869 --> 01:24:33.630
yes he mentioned in past it's a case of if i

01:24:33.630 --> 01:24:35.470
can figure out a way to record it that'd be good

01:24:35.470 --> 01:24:41.350
because i could edit it together giggly goo i'm

01:24:41.350 --> 01:24:44.189
sorry giggling at i checked his latest comments

01:24:44.189 --> 01:24:50.229
oh no oh no more morbos on all of his videos

01:24:50.229 --> 01:24:53.649
more also i like i'm in the likes the start section

01:24:53.649 --> 01:24:56.029
oh disconnect again i'm in the star section for

01:24:56.029 --> 01:25:00.289
like um looking at comments, and then I look

01:25:00.289 --> 01:25:03.229
at the chat in general, and it's like, 78 notifications.

01:25:03.329 --> 01:25:07.189
I'm like, oh, they've been chatting. Extra medium

01:25:07.189 --> 01:25:09.409
for five. I tried Colin's ad -rig mixed drink.

01:25:09.590 --> 01:25:11.949
It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but

01:25:11.949 --> 01:25:13.670
now I know what it feels like when your tongue

01:25:13.670 --> 01:25:16.390
gets whiplash. It doesn't hurt, but it tastes

01:25:16.390 --> 01:25:22.890
like ouch. It should hurt, but it doesn't. I

01:25:22.890 --> 01:25:28.390
don't know. Why? Is Andy frozen? Have I frozen?

01:25:29.920 --> 01:25:32.539
I can hear you. I think Andy's dead. Oh, no.

01:25:33.659 --> 01:25:40.640
Oh, no. Well, chat, can you still hear us? I'm

01:25:40.640 --> 01:25:44.340
waiting for the stream to catch up. All right,

01:25:44.399 --> 01:25:46.960
don't worry. I can take off in the chat in the

01:25:46.960 --> 01:25:51.159
donos from here. I'm back. Oh, never mind. Just

01:25:51.159 --> 01:25:54.180
have to wait. The software, honestly, from our

01:25:54.180 --> 01:25:56.720
Riverside days, the scars still are healing.

01:25:57.390 --> 01:26:00.229
This is good. Stream Nodes is good. If I duck

01:26:00.229 --> 01:26:02.369
out for technical issues, it keeps my play. Hey,

01:26:02.369 --> 01:26:06.189
we're still here. The stream hasn't exploded.

01:26:06.630 --> 01:26:09.750
Because it's independent from moi. It's doing

01:26:09.750 --> 01:26:12.949
its own thing, which is good. Gnomeus again.

01:26:13.229 --> 01:26:17.409
Toi. Toi donations. Didn't the fire hawks disappear

01:26:17.409 --> 01:26:19.729
in the warp, possibly joining the Legion of the

01:26:19.729 --> 01:26:23.130
Damned? Yeah, they're the theoretical, maybe

01:26:23.130 --> 01:26:25.920
are the Legion of the Damned. Who knows? Most

01:26:25.920 --> 01:26:28.699
likely Candida, I would say. Probably, but who

01:26:28.699 --> 01:26:34.079
knows. And also, it might be that Ferris Manus'

01:26:34.140 --> 01:26:36.779
Betrayed Iron Hand started the Legions of the

01:26:36.779 --> 01:26:38.800
Damned, and these guys were supplemented into

01:26:38.800 --> 01:26:41.140
it, and it's more like a halfway house to be

01:26:41.140 --> 01:26:44.020
like, hey, do you want to keep going? Do you

01:26:44.020 --> 01:26:45.779
want to stay in the lobby? I want to stay in

01:26:45.779 --> 01:26:48.779
the lobby. Okay, buddy. You can fight with us.

01:26:49.000 --> 01:26:52.130
You can join our clan. Cool. Thanks, mate. We'll

01:26:52.130 --> 01:26:55.369
go to bed for a few hours. Another one for Gnomeus.

01:26:55.750 --> 01:26:58.930
Thank you very much. Eli, I like you very much,

01:26:58.930 --> 01:27:00.850
but Huron got what he deserved. He wasn't a nice

01:27:00.850 --> 01:27:02.890
guy. He wasn't a nice guy, but he was right.

01:27:04.310 --> 01:27:07.369
He called himself the Tyrant of Badab before

01:27:07.369 --> 01:27:10.609
the war started. That's so cool. I mean, it does

01:27:10.609 --> 01:27:14.329
go hard, but it does not speak to his moral character.

01:27:15.329 --> 01:27:19.430
He's a bit of a sleazy guy. Also, Eli, I'm going

01:27:19.430 --> 01:27:22.170
to have to apologize to you. The idea of let's

01:27:22.170 --> 01:27:24.750
start a crusade into the Maelstrom is, you know,

01:27:24.850 --> 01:27:27.949
it's an interesting idea. It's one of the ideas.

01:27:28.729 --> 01:27:32.489
To be fair, he was goaded by the Black Templars

01:27:32.489 --> 01:27:34.630
because he went in with the Black Templars with

01:27:34.630 --> 01:27:36.630
a crusade fleet, and they did really well. They

01:27:36.630 --> 01:27:39.680
were like, we've never had so many games. ever

01:27:39.680 --> 01:27:42.579
and then the black temple is like okay bye i

01:27:42.579 --> 01:27:46.000
don't know over here now i guess but it's it's

01:27:46.000 --> 01:27:50.000
still it hits me as like when i think was it

01:27:50.000 --> 01:27:53.100
nero or true the emperor who declared war on

01:27:53.100 --> 01:27:56.039
the ocean of ancient rome it's like well you

01:27:56.039 --> 01:27:58.960
can't really shoot the warp storm i'm very sorry

01:27:58.960 --> 01:28:01.340
you can shoot things that live in it but you

01:28:01.340 --> 01:28:05.810
know that you can't shoot the storm Is Huron

01:28:05.810 --> 01:28:08.489
like that girl from Cathay who's like, I'm in

01:28:08.489 --> 01:28:11.609
charge of the fleet. Oh, Yunyun. Cathay's greatest

01:28:11.609 --> 01:28:14.890
girl failure. Is Yunyun Huron, but in fantasy?

01:28:15.329 --> 01:28:18.189
I don't know, because Huron wasn't given permission.

01:28:18.510 --> 01:28:20.430
Yunyun keeps getting permission, and every time

01:28:20.430 --> 01:28:24.569
she does, 10 million Cathayans drown. We must

01:28:24.569 --> 01:28:28.869
drown more Cathayans. Fetch the idiot dragon.

01:28:31.180 --> 01:28:34.279
big one here this one's for you eli no box they

01:28:34.279 --> 01:28:36.699
even ten dollars f you eli those stupid dogs

01:28:36.699 --> 01:28:39.239
killed one grandmaster by a dishonorable backstab

01:28:39.239 --> 01:28:42.500
then the emperor's final gift effed up the fang

01:28:42.500 --> 01:28:45.720
drago could solo a dozen chaos gods i love the

01:28:45.720 --> 01:28:48.300
great knights rah I love the Grey Knights too,

01:28:48.319 --> 01:28:51.100
Nova Box. I'm on your side. Well, I love the

01:28:51.100 --> 01:28:53.079
Space Wolves and I love the Grey Knights. Also,

01:28:53.260 --> 01:28:57.420
he didn't do a backstab. He did a front stab.

01:28:57.640 --> 01:29:00.340
He just ran at him so quick. He anime chopped

01:29:00.340 --> 01:29:03.500
him in half. Just so stupid, man. And to be fair,

01:29:03.600 --> 01:29:06.199
the Grandmaster, while being able to see him

01:29:06.199 --> 01:29:08.579
in clear view... Didn't react quick enough. Sounds

01:29:08.579 --> 01:29:10.300
a bit like a skill issue to me. Gotta be honest.

01:29:10.560 --> 01:29:15.119
Like Logan Grimnard, Naruto running at you and

01:29:15.119 --> 01:29:17.180
you don't pull up your hands. Like what's going

01:29:17.180 --> 01:29:20.180
on, mate? Really? Thank you for that $10. No

01:29:20.180 --> 01:29:27.319
box. Thank you. Kaiju with the 199. Thank you.

01:29:27.380 --> 01:29:29.960
They got ADB locked in the basement like Vendrick.

01:29:30.039 --> 01:29:32.560
Huge Dark Souls 2 mention. I don't get the reference.

01:29:33.039 --> 01:29:35.960
I haven't played the game. He's the king of Drangleic.

01:29:36.100 --> 01:29:38.979
He's a good boy, but he tries his best. He tries

01:29:38.979 --> 01:29:42.819
his best and he married a gold digger and that's

01:29:42.819 --> 01:29:48.000
the problem. That's technically inaccurate. Vendrick

01:29:48.000 --> 01:29:50.140
was like, I'm a high value man. Why do I keep

01:29:50.140 --> 01:29:57.560
losing? I kill so many giants. Oh, Andy. What

01:29:57.560 --> 01:30:00.279
the fuck? Andy, you wouldn't have happened to

01:30:00.279 --> 01:30:03.260
conceive a child with a woman named Shannon in

01:30:03.260 --> 01:30:06.439
2005, then leaves the child Christmas 2020 -10,

01:30:06.579 --> 01:30:09.319
asking for a friend. I would have been 15, I

01:30:09.319 --> 01:30:11.140
doubt it. I would have still been on Guernsey.

01:30:11.199 --> 01:30:13.680
Is she from Guernsey? Also, I don't think I've

01:30:13.680 --> 01:30:15.760
ever had intimate relations with a person called

01:30:15.760 --> 01:30:19.880
Shannon. Also, probably not. Unless I went through

01:30:19.880 --> 01:30:22.520
a fugue state and it was like... some kind of

01:30:22.520 --> 01:30:25.060
horror movie where I don't have any recollection,

01:30:25.260 --> 01:30:29.340
I'm going to say an emphatic no. I'm not buying

01:30:29.340 --> 01:30:34.819
it. Thank you for the $5. Thank you. Thank you

01:30:34.819 --> 01:30:36.880
for the $5 again. Shout out to Noam Chomsky.

01:30:36.979 --> 01:30:40.140
He's donated quite a lot today. Thank you. Grey

01:30:40.140 --> 01:30:43.359
Knights got agreed by Space Wolves. Does that

01:30:43.359 --> 01:30:46.500
mean agroed? I imagine. They have put them where

01:30:46.500 --> 01:30:49.859
they belong. Wow. What if we just like both factions,

01:30:49.979 --> 01:30:53.390
guys? I think they're all really cool. Alpha

01:30:53.390 --> 01:30:55.729
Bones put out a video today, I think it was.

01:30:55.890 --> 01:31:01.050
I put the Borbo comment on there. Unbelievable

01:31:01.050 --> 01:31:04.390
comment, man. Unbelievable video, man. I didn't

01:31:04.390 --> 01:31:06.430
watch it. I'm just assuming. I'm not even going

01:31:06.430 --> 01:31:12.470
to watch it. Borbo. Borbo. Yeah, you got the

01:31:12.470 --> 01:31:15.489
comments for us, Colin? What's the news? He did

01:31:15.489 --> 01:31:20.750
put one more to your European dollars. or F me

01:31:20.750 --> 01:31:23.470
typo. Thank you. Thank you for correcting that

01:31:23.470 --> 01:31:27.130
with another donut. Thank you all for the donations.

01:31:27.670 --> 01:31:30.069
You make lower crimes possible. I do. Seriously

01:31:30.069 --> 01:31:32.789
appreciate it. It is very much appreciated. Thank

01:31:32.789 --> 01:31:36.050
you. I do also have two weeks ago's question

01:31:36.050 --> 01:31:41.970
of the week. The first one is Carrie Ridgeway

01:31:41.970 --> 01:31:44.949
8021. Hashtag wholesome. This was, you know,

01:31:44.949 --> 01:31:46.770
I get some nice wholesome moments from Warhammer,

01:31:46.829 --> 01:31:50.399
right? Yeah. For me, it was a moment that was

01:31:50.399 --> 01:31:52.239
both sad and wholesome in one of the Kane books,

01:31:52.359 --> 01:31:54.439
where his student is mortally wounded in the

01:31:54.439 --> 01:31:56.800
governor's mansion, and Kane gives him his crimson

01:31:56.800 --> 01:31:59.880
sash, saying he earned that. If I remember correctly,

01:32:00.060 --> 01:32:01.699
it might be even worse, because I think he was

01:32:01.699 --> 01:32:05.539
mind -controlled, and he was only briefly out

01:32:05.539 --> 01:32:07.300
of it because he was standing next to Jürgen

01:32:07.300 --> 01:32:13.060
in his blank. So he was in front of a firing

01:32:13.060 --> 01:32:15.859
line, and Kane gave him that sash before he was

01:32:15.859 --> 01:32:21.250
executed. Very sad, but very wholesome. Minus

01:32:21.250 --> 01:32:32.689
the execution bit. The next one is Jij29, I believe

01:32:32.689 --> 01:32:37.229
I said that. J -I -J. Hashtag wholesome. Maugenra

01:32:37.229 --> 01:32:40.649
pulling craft world out. And Asterman working

01:32:40.649 --> 01:32:43.529
a soup kitchen in a hive city. That was just

01:32:43.529 --> 01:32:46.069
straight up. Asterman just had a soup kitchen.

01:32:48.280 --> 01:32:51.479
I've tried to think of any possible ways that

01:32:51.479 --> 01:32:55.279
could have been like not just him being nice

01:32:55.279 --> 01:32:59.560
and the worst possible way I could think of framing

01:32:59.560 --> 01:33:04.180
that sequence of events was it got him in with

01:33:04.180 --> 01:33:06.619
the Hive City so he could help fight the Tyranid

01:33:06.619 --> 01:33:08.180
Hive Fleet that showed up at the end of the book

01:33:08.180 --> 01:33:11.479
it was so selfish that he did a nice thing in

01:33:11.479 --> 01:33:14.460
order to do another nice thing that is the rudest

01:33:14.460 --> 01:33:21.500
way I can think to frame it oh is morality just

01:33:21.500 --> 01:33:24.279
about self -interest is morality just a way for

01:33:24.279 --> 01:33:26.140
people to benefit it's like oh now you're getting

01:33:26.140 --> 01:33:31.300
into semantics now asserman look i i ain't seeing

01:33:31.300 --> 01:33:34.060
corvus corax ladle and soup for people i'm just

01:33:34.060 --> 01:33:37.390
saying asserman was doing it No, Korvax is too

01:33:37.390 --> 01:33:40.930
busy being racist towards his Terran kids. Be

01:33:40.930 --> 01:33:42.989
like, you from Terra? Get the hell out of here!

01:33:43.310 --> 01:33:46.229
Get out of here! Fictional racism is cool and

01:33:46.229 --> 01:33:48.710
based. All people from Terra are murderers, said

01:33:48.710 --> 01:33:53.529
Korvax. That's right. No, no, no. Ten million

01:33:53.529 --> 01:33:56.090
more Pelinal White Strakes upon the Alt -American

01:33:56.090 --> 01:34:00.909
Union. Yeah! And for our last one, DeRosa Doodles.

01:34:02.199 --> 01:34:04.279
Vlad and Isabella's relationship in Warhammer

01:34:04.279 --> 01:34:06.340
Fantasy. It's great to see a man in Warhammer

01:34:06.340 --> 01:34:09.199
drink his Respect Women juice. That's a sick

01:34:09.199 --> 01:34:13.100
2017 meme, but thanks for bringing it back. They

01:34:13.100 --> 01:34:17.619
are just a nice, loving couple. That's it. Even

01:34:17.619 --> 01:34:20.340
when Vlad goes insane, he doesn't do it against

01:34:20.340 --> 01:34:23.180
Isabella. He goes insane against everyone but

01:34:23.180 --> 01:34:28.720
Isabella. Sorry I murdered 10 ,000 people, honey.

01:34:28.760 --> 01:34:33.439
My bad. It's okay, sweetie. So if I remember

01:34:33.439 --> 01:34:35.439
correctly, Eli, did you have an idea for the

01:34:35.439 --> 01:34:37.659
new question of the week? I also have one as

01:34:37.659 --> 01:34:40.520
well. I had a mean one. I think Colin has a real

01:34:40.520 --> 01:34:45.600
one. Mine was if you had to pick a fictional

01:34:45.600 --> 01:34:49.619
navy to be a captain in, who are you picking?

01:34:50.380 --> 01:34:57.930
How fictional? What do you mean by that? To reference

01:34:57.930 --> 01:35:01.250
the title of the video, if it's like the Navy

01:35:01.250 --> 01:35:06.449
from the music video, does that count? No, it's

01:35:06.449 --> 01:35:10.409
like... Like an established IP. Yeah, you can

01:35:10.409 --> 01:35:12.770
be like... We'll go Admiral. You can be like

01:35:12.770 --> 01:35:17.550
an Admiral of the Imperial Navy or the UNSC or

01:35:17.550 --> 01:35:19.569
I don't know, just Gears of War. Do they have

01:35:19.569 --> 01:35:22.149
a Navy? Is this question too hard to answer?

01:35:22.470 --> 01:35:26.260
Are there enough Navy? We know about... There's

01:35:26.260 --> 01:35:28.600
more. There's Ender's Game. There's Star Wars.

01:35:28.779 --> 01:35:32.300
There's a bunch of different Star Wars. Mass

01:35:32.300 --> 01:35:37.020
Effect. Mass Effect. Mass Effect. There's a whole

01:35:37.020 --> 01:35:38.819
lot of different fictional... You can even pick...

01:35:38.819 --> 01:35:41.880
Dude, if you want, ball out and pick your Stellaris

01:35:41.880 --> 01:35:45.140
campaigns, maybe. And explain why you would like

01:35:45.140 --> 01:35:48.739
to be part of... I don't know, whatever monstrosity

01:35:48.739 --> 01:35:52.550
you're making in Stellaris at this moment. I

01:35:52.550 --> 01:35:54.270
know those things get a lot more creative with

01:35:54.270 --> 01:35:57.289
the war crimes than even 40k does. So I see you

01:35:57.289 --> 01:35:59.310
in the comments going Star Trek. Star Trek's

01:35:59.310 --> 01:36:02.350
not a navy, technically. It's more like science.

01:36:03.210 --> 01:36:06.170
They don't have a navy. It's cheating. That's

01:36:06.170 --> 01:36:07.930
cheating. You can't play Star Trek. They're hippies.

01:36:08.390 --> 01:36:11.170
We can't have guns. We need to have phasers.

01:36:11.170 --> 01:36:14.069
That doesn't count. You need to have aggression

01:36:14.069 --> 01:36:17.470
in your blood. Like what they called Worf. What's

01:36:17.470 --> 01:36:21.319
he called? Is he a Vulcan? A Vulcan. I got Warhammer

01:36:21.319 --> 01:36:24.640
brain. You can do all sorts. You can pick all

01:36:24.640 --> 01:36:27.439
sorts of different navies. Klingon Empire. I

01:36:27.439 --> 01:36:31.220
like to eat worms. Yum, yum. What is the hashtag?

01:36:31.600 --> 01:36:33.659
Hashtag in the navy. It's right there. There

01:36:33.659 --> 01:36:38.939
we go. There we go. Fantastic. In the navy. Are

01:36:38.939 --> 01:36:42.300
you happy with that, Eli? Yeah. There we go.

01:36:43.279 --> 01:36:47.079
Fantastic. Andy, why have you not shown my funny

01:36:47.079 --> 01:36:50.600
reading guide? Come on. Come on. It's going on

01:36:50.600 --> 01:36:56.680
in post. Calm down. You gotta check out my lit

01:36:56.680 --> 01:36:59.260
Space Marine 2 gameplay that's on every week.

01:36:59.340 --> 01:37:01.739
What are you talking about? We could have live

01:37:01.739 --> 01:37:04.300
gameplay of Eli poorly playing Hearts of Iron.

01:37:04.420 --> 01:37:08.500
It could be right there. Bro, please. Don't.

01:37:08.500 --> 01:37:12.079
No. Eli next week being like, hey, this video

01:37:12.079 --> 01:37:14.060
is sponsored by World of Tonks, and look at this

01:37:14.060 --> 01:37:16.199
Space Marine Tonk. Wow, Lehman Russ is cool.

01:37:16.500 --> 01:37:22.460
No. But with that said, fellas, what's your opinion

01:37:22.460 --> 01:37:25.840
of the Navy? Do you like being in the Navy? I

01:37:25.840 --> 01:37:29.180
think I like the reading about that. I think

01:37:29.180 --> 01:37:31.220
you did a very good job talking about the Navy.

01:37:31.300 --> 01:37:34.720
Hell yeah. I don't think I would personally like

01:37:34.720 --> 01:37:37.520
to be a part of the Imperial Navy, if only because

01:37:37.520 --> 01:37:39.859
purely statistically, right? Gotta be like a

01:37:39.859 --> 01:37:43.340
90 % chance already I'm being one of the, like

01:37:43.340 --> 01:37:47.180
the... barely like like the human clans that

01:37:47.180 --> 01:37:50.239
live in like the lower levels of the ship just

01:37:50.239 --> 01:37:52.979
by pure numbers it's the odds are stacked against

01:37:52.979 --> 01:37:55.060
me but you know if i guess i could be like you

01:37:55.060 --> 01:37:56.739
know someone on the bridge that wouldn't be too

01:37:56.739 --> 01:38:00.340
bad well to be fair it seems like i might be

01:38:00.340 --> 01:38:04.520
you can disapprove this but it feels like to

01:38:04.520 --> 01:38:07.699
to me the navy might be like one of the best

01:38:07.699 --> 01:38:10.659
standards of living in the imperium which is

01:38:10.659 --> 01:38:12.960
not saying much but it's like hey you can like

01:38:12.960 --> 01:38:14.939
if you're an armsman which is basically just

01:38:14.939 --> 01:38:16.840
you're not an officer you're just some guy with

01:38:16.840 --> 01:38:19.359
a gun you get your free square meals you get

01:38:19.359 --> 01:38:22.159
shelter you get pay you get shore leave that's

01:38:22.159 --> 01:38:24.279
better than most of the imperium if i can get

01:38:24.279 --> 01:38:27.199
like if i can be like have a rank in the imperial

01:38:27.199 --> 01:38:30.619
navy it wouldn't be too bad but like Playing

01:38:30.619 --> 01:38:33.300
Rogue Trader, one of the things is you can go

01:38:33.300 --> 01:38:35.380
into the underbelly of the ship and it's just

01:38:35.380 --> 01:38:38.279
like there's a whole lot of people packed like

01:38:38.279 --> 01:38:41.140
sardines that are just hanging around down there.

01:38:41.380 --> 01:38:44.380
But also, let's not forget that Abelard is a

01:38:44.380 --> 01:38:47.760
Navy veteran. He made his name in the Navy. If

01:38:47.760 --> 01:38:50.840
I could get a rank, then yeah, I'd probably do

01:38:50.840 --> 01:38:53.020
it if I had to be in 40k. There's definitely

01:38:53.020 --> 01:38:57.630
way worse jobs. If I'm just one of the scum and

01:38:57.630 --> 01:38:59.470
the bottom of the ship, then I would like to

01:38:59.470 --> 01:39:02.630
pass. It'd be cool to be an arms man or something.

01:39:03.109 --> 01:39:04.810
The odds that you're going to get boarded by

01:39:04.810 --> 01:39:08.010
anything that terrible is pretty low, generally.

01:39:08.529 --> 01:39:10.310
Most of the time, yeah, they just kind of patrol

01:39:10.310 --> 01:39:13.069
for pirates. Although, I've got to be honest,

01:39:13.270 --> 01:39:15.609
I think if I was going to be any character in

01:39:15.609 --> 01:39:18.390
40k, I'd love to be a breacher. I love Breachers.

01:39:18.409 --> 01:39:20.390
There's something about Breachers. I love them.

01:39:20.689 --> 01:39:22.430
They've got bronze armor. They've got cool helmets.

01:39:22.489 --> 01:39:24.489
The dream would be to be the captain of a ship.

01:39:25.510 --> 01:39:28.130
No, I want to be like, I'm going in the Genestealer's

01:39:28.130 --> 01:39:30.090
heart. Why not? I want to be a rogue trader.

01:39:31.569 --> 01:39:35.770
Well, yeah. Rogue traders sound cool. I want

01:39:35.770 --> 01:39:37.430
to be a Breacher. I want to be like, give him

01:39:37.430 --> 01:39:40.890
a shield, bro. I want to be a Tau aircraft. I

01:39:40.890 --> 01:39:43.930
want to be a Tau Admiral. I want to be a spindly

01:39:43.930 --> 01:39:48.170
-hooved Xenos cowfish. Eli wants to be a cowfish.

01:39:48.489 --> 01:39:54.050
Cowplains are so cool, man. Taufish. Clomp, clomp,

01:39:54.109 --> 01:40:00.750
said Eli. We love you. But yeah, that. Oh, God.

01:40:01.229 --> 01:40:10.779
I've got to put this up. Yes, he does. No, that's

01:40:10.779 --> 01:40:15.279
naughty. Remember. But yes, I hope you guys all

01:40:15.279 --> 01:40:17.279
enjoyed this episode. Bit of a shorter one than

01:40:17.279 --> 01:40:21.420
usual, but it was good fun. Maybe we'll do the

01:40:21.420 --> 01:40:26.520
Imperialis Aeronautica at some point. Though

01:40:26.520 --> 01:40:30.539
that is going to be probably a short one. Because

01:40:30.539 --> 01:40:32.699
it's just planes, isn't it? I can find a way

01:40:32.699 --> 01:40:35.220
to make it artistic and long. I don't think Navy

01:40:35.220 --> 01:40:38.260
doesn't have much lore. Enjoy just the planes.

01:40:39.840 --> 01:40:44.420
We should have Hal back next week, but Colin

01:40:44.420 --> 01:40:48.180
will be away. We trade one villain for another.

01:40:49.479 --> 01:40:53.899
But fun fact. Two weeks time. Don't miss it.

01:40:53.960 --> 01:40:56.760
We've got a special guest two weeks time. Miss

01:40:56.760 --> 01:40:59.760
it, you'll be a silly billy. We're going to eat

01:40:59.760 --> 01:41:06.100
the CEO of Games Workshop live on Twitter. We

01:41:06.100 --> 01:41:08.500
will gain his powers. We are erecting a crucifixion.

01:41:09.939 --> 01:41:14.520
We have nails and petrol. No, there is a cool

01:41:14.520 --> 01:41:16.420
guest in a couple of weeks. This time next week.

01:41:16.659 --> 01:41:19.829
Next two weeks. So be aware. But other than that,

01:41:19.869 --> 01:41:22.170
I hope you guys all enjoyed watching this silly

01:41:22.170 --> 01:41:25.930
-billy, sweary stream, and we'll catch you next

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time. Bye -bye. I love you. Bye, everyone. Bye.