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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It's us. It's Law

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Crimes. Yay! How's it going, everybody? Not too

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bad. Andy is buzzed. Me and my lady have been

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out to the pub for a couple of beverages, so

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calm down. I'm okay. I was going to say, though,

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today, I think Colin, you might want to take

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it away, because Colin is headmaster? No, quizmaster.

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Yes, I'm starting a boarding school for, I don't

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know, mutants or something or whatever Charles

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Xavier did. And points to Gryffindor. Can I have

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a confession before we start, though? Oh, this

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is good. Yeah, fire away. It's not that bad.

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It's just slightly embarrassing for you. If anyone

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knows the channel That Dutch Guy or Alex, he's,

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you know, very, you know. Big Warhammer creator

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who's also... Gaming storyteller. Gaming storyteller

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is his main channel. What a name drop. Good guy.

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Amazing guy. I accidentally, on a call with him

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the other day, said, bye, I love you. Oh, dude,

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I've got... No, you didn't. You didn't say that

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accidentally. You meant it. You wanted to be

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there in the room with him and you wanted to

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give him a kiss on the cheeks. I've got two...

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That was a flub. That was a massive, I panicked

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and I was like, Oh, you tell us I love you. Every

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time we finish a law crime stream, don't lie.

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You go, love you. And you do a kiss noise. It's

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amazing. I've got two related quick stories.

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One is shout out to Dutch. Cause every time we

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speak, I give them a new horror as to how I make

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videos. He was not pleased learning. I record

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directly into Sony Vegas. And also if I do make

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a thumbnail, it's made in Sony Vegas. Also, the

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fact that if you use something like vidIQ, you

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look at Colin's videos and it's like, there ain't

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no tags on these. You don't give a fuck about

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SEO. I'm like, how does he do it? I've gotten

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a little bit better with tags, a little bit.

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The other story is how I had the worst moment

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of that exact kind of thing. It was the first

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time, I don't know, whenever you turn old enough

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and the doctor's like, all right, I got to check

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for ball cancer or whatever. turn your head and

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cough. So I did that and then completely just

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brain autopilot, I said thank you after I pulled

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my neck. And then I immediately was like, hey,

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can you just kind of give me the lethal injection?

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At least you didn't call the nurse mum or something.

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No, I did not do that. I did thank my doctor

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for fondling my nuts. Splendid story. What are

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we here for, Colin? Rogue Trader quiz. But not

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just, you know, not Rogue Trader's the thing.

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Rogue Trader First Edition Warhammer. When GW

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was young and a whole lot of things were still

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forming. A better time. Well, you know, if you're

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a boomer. Yeah. uh but you know there's there's

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a lot of cool stuff in rogue trader you gotta

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you gotta appreciate it even if it's uh vastly

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different from what we have now or before we

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were born so indeed 40 years isn't it so i've

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definitely i think it was like 87 it first came

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out is that's one day is that one of the questions

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one of the questions is not when rogue trader

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first came out that one uh that is not a question

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you know spoiler alert right now we're saved

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Just older than Warhammer 40k. I got away with

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it, folks. Calm down. Christ. I guess so, yeah,

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but we're going to... Going back in time, though,

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should we ask each other's... My confidence level

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is not shining on this one, I won't lie. I remember

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some... I've watched some Arbiter Ian videos

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a while ago about it, but... Alright, so how

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about I'll like... one of the easy questions

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is if you get it wrong i i think you just need

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to revoke your warhammer license you just gotta

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and another one is a true or false so you got

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a 50 50 shot nice i like that uh so yeah and

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uh but uh you know hal's not feeling too confident

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andy How are you feeling? You're feeling good

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right now. I'm feeling great, but it's completely

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unrelated to this quiz. Eli? I'm here. All right.

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Amazing. It's all on you, Eli, because I'm not

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going to help. I'm sorry. Not because I don't

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want to, I'm just useless, sorry. Just between

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the boys, do you think we would do better on

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a Twilight quiz, or this? Twilight easily, oh

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my god. I've never seen any of Twilight, and

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I will never change that. Bro's missing out on

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Peak. No, I'm missing out on Dogwater. Some scenes

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are, yeah. I don't care. I'm not reading the

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Fifty Shades of Grey fanfiction, or was it the

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other way around? It's fan fiction of Twilight.

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It's Mormon fan fiction of Twilight. Oh, yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Twilight's Mormon. Twilight's fan

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fiction of something else. I just don't remember

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what it is, or it started as that. It's fan fiction

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of the lady who wrote it. She is her own self

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-inserted OC, basically. Yeah. I'm angry over

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being stuck in an 8th grade classroom of mostly

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girls who were talking about Twilight once. This

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is miserable core memory. Truly. With resounding

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votes of confidence from everyone here, are we

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ready to get into it? Yeah, we're here. Alright.

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Well, then we're going to start easy. I'll get

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the hard one for the easy section out of the

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way first. Back in the old days of Rogue Trader,

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we knew all of the Space Marine First Founding

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Legions. What are the two that are no longer

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First Founding ones? You can get two points for

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this, one for each. I think I know one. I'm sure

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you all know at least one. Andy, I would like

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to reiterate, there are two. I know, but I don't

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know what the other one is. Alright, fair enough.

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I'm sorry. I'll match one in, why not? Remember

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chat? You can play along. It's the other two

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that can't mention. Is it weird? Yes. Is there

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more to that? It's not a generic naming chapter.

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I'm thinking weird. Alright, how about a slight

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hint? One of them definitely has a funny name.

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One of them just sounds like it sure is a 40k

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name. I feel like I remember this. I got one.

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I know the other one. There's no chance. Alright,

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I'm locked in on this though. I kind of feel

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like I'm confident on this one, and it's going

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to go downhill from here. All right, all right.

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Okay, okay, okay. I've got the answers from everyone.

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If people were listening in the chat, in terms

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of, because I know some people might be younger

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than us, what edition came out when you were

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born? Just so we have a reference of how much

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younger the audience is. Okay, but next question

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for now. This is a true or false one, and let

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me know if you need me to clarify what I mean,

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because I couldn't exactly figure out how to

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write it. True or false, by the time the Horus

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Heresy was first mentioned, those two legions

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from the first question had already been retconned

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to not be first founding legions anymore. Does

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that make sense? Yeah. So when these two legions

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were decided to not be first founding anymore

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by GW, the Horus heresy had already been mentioned.

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So either the Horus heresy was mentioned before.

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Yeah. So how about basically were these two legions

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part of the Horus heresy, true or false? Crazy.

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It's a true or false. You literally can... I

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know I already answered, then you changed the

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question as well. Just bear in mind, with what

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Hal said, I was born in 4th edition, apparently.

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I've been going a while, but I was there. Barely.

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Can't need to look out. I must have been 5th,

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then. I find it very comforting that when I send

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messages to Colin via Discord... Directly above

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my answers is a gif of Coach from Left 4 Dead

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2 doing like a crab dance. Yeah, because Andy

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and his lady friend have horrible opinions about

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who the best Left 4 Dead 2 character to be is.

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It is Coach. No, it's Coach. It's my man, Coach.

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I'm just looking at an absolute bucket of lore.

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Now again, yeah, dude, I still appreciate that.

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I still need to get writing on that video. Angry

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homunculus. I wasn't there when Horace threw

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the emperor, but I was there when Hal sharted,

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not sharted, he farted on his roommate's door.

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How was that when Hal sharted? I made a slip.

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I made a Freudian slip. I have not done that

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yet. But who knows? I haven't done that in a

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while. Not since last week. I want to reiterate

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the question. What the hell? hell is this? Never

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mind. I gotta ignore the discord. I'm going to

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say the question one more time just to make sure

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we're on the same page. I found the best way

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to put it. True or false, those two now retconned

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legions were part of the Horus heresy. True or

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false? Just going to make sure everyone's on

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the same page. True is they were part of the

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heresy. False is they were not part of the heresy.

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Does anyone want to change? Oh, okay. True, part

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of the heresy. False, not part of the heresy.

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Were the bull scrunchers part of the Istvan drop

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site massacre? Yeah, basically. This is crazy.

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Well, I think it is. So there we go. And the

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last question of the easy section. What chapter

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is on the cover of the first edition Warhammer

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book? Rogue Trader. See, this one, come on. So

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this is the one we got wrong. We take back our

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lore card. Yeah, this is the one I'm going to

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be a little upsetting spaghetti if there's a

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wrong answer. Lore cards are also known to repel

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all women within a 30 meter radius. One of you

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is married. Two of you are seeing someone. I

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just don't talk to people. It's a debuff. Let's

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just say that. You can make up for it. She let

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me hit because I'm goofy. That's even the worst

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thing I've said on a podcast this week. But is

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everyone locked in? Everyone's ready for the

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answers? I'm locked in. Alright. So, first question.

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What were the other two first founding legions

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that have now been retconned to not be? Eli is

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the only one to get one point. It was the Rainbow

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Warriors. That was one of them. The other was

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the Valedictors. So I'm afraid one point to Eli

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and zero to anyone else. That being said, I must

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apologize, Eli, because Hal is now getting a

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point. Because the answer is true. Those two

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other legions were part of the heresy when it

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was first mentioned. The Valedictors, at least,

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were specifically mentioned as fighting in the

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Horus heresy. Damn. I thought it was the first

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one. I thought it was like they're no longer

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first founding legions. At the time, they were.

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Like during Rogue Trader, those were the other

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two ones that have now been retconned to be unknown

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founding. Oh, well, they don't exist. Shout out

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to Rainbow Warriors as the Aztecs looking MFs.

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That's pretty sexy. How did I miss that? I wouldn't.

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I wasn't guessing. Rarus Pepe, I saw you. I saw

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you put the right guess. That's a dub for you.

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But yeah, so far it's one point for Hal, one

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point for Eli. And I'm happy to say all of you

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got the final point. Crimson Fists were the first

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chapter on the Rogue Trader rules. You're still

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in it. The current tallies are two for Eli and

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Hal and one for Andy. I was going to say, I didn't

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get two points. Easy section wasn't too bad.

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I knew you were always getting one. I lost because

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we do or something. We offered it like nine points

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or something. Andy could overtake. I got tripped

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up though, because I knew the mentors were in

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like early Warhammer and then my favorites. So

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I'm like, I got to do it. I got tripped up because

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from what I remember, I was like, oh, they're

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no longer first founding legions. I was like,

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Chris and fists are in it. And they're no longer

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a first founding legion. So I was like, But the

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record must have happened later for Crimson Fist,

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I assume. I did Mentors and Crimson Fist because

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I knew they were on the cover. Yeah. Who's the

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Valedictors and Rainbow Warriors? Who's the shit

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about the Valedictors? Let's be honest. Does

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anyone have a Valedictors army? Let's be honest.

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Hang on a minute. If there's Genesis Chapter

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Army, there must be, surely. There is one guy

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who's posted one mini of a librarian with the

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Valedictor's scheme and iconography. So at least

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one guy has one mini of them. One guy has a hyper

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fixation, but not to the point of making an army.

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Just one dude. And he's like, this sucks. I will

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say, look, I'm going to send the mini in the

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Discord right now. This is a pretty well -painted

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mini. Let's give the man credit. You know? What

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is working? Oh, that is good. That is very good.

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So, you know what? Shout out to you, one person

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who has a Valedictor mini. You are carrying on

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that torch. But with that, how's everyone feeling

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for the medium round? We're good. Should we read

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some donations before we go? We probably should.

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Okay. Let's begin with Chaotic Neom with five

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New Zealand's. Heck yeah. Catching a stream.

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Interesting to see one first edition which feels

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like a shitpost. Also drawing Magnus like one

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of them French girls. Thank you very much, Chaotic.

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I look forward to your next pregnant Colin. Indeed.

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There seems to be many of those. Donkey Man USA

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with the Fiverr. Streamlate due to hell. Jorking

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it with Alien Nastase. Saying that guy's name.

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Who is that? That was a... Eldar human, I think.

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He was a half Eldar, half human who was part

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of the Ultramarines. He got retconned as the

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prisoner of Malkador. He's like, end me! He's

00:16:53.360 --> 00:16:57.580
like, no! I'll revive you. He got retconned into

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that and something else because someone with...

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I think it's an Eldar Farseer with an identical

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name travels with Gilliman sometimes. Also, this

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reminds me of I sent Hal a meme earlier where

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it's like someone aggressively petting a cat

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and he's just jerking the peener. This is the

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regular Law Crimes chat and he said an upset

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emoji face. Another one. Having survived my drunk

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antics of last stream, I came out of it with

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a new library card, a new hat, and food from

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the Dairy Queen I used to work at. That was an

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adventure. James, with the 10 pounds, enjoying

00:17:40.130 --> 00:17:42.069
your group's content a lot. Thank you. What is

00:17:42.069 --> 00:17:44.930
your go -to tabletop army? And happy birthday,

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Colin. Would ask what is your birthday wish,

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but I already know it's drowning between mummy

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marathons. Moist, I'm assuming it was supposed

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to be moist thighs. Wow. I know what I'm about.

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He doesn't apologize for who he is. Nequons.

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They're not set up because they're at a friend's

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house right now, but there's some of them back

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there. Thousand suns for me. Oh my gosh, I have

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no way to do this. Nights. Less minis. Yeah,

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less minis. And he's trolling. Shout out to the

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Skaven. Wait guys, let me go grab my miniatures.

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No, no, no. You lose, you lose. Quiz over. Pancras

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is silly as clown. Boy, this is a bust. Goonfall

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stream of... Wait, what? Goonfall stream of Dulay

00:18:37.529 --> 00:18:41.009
the Howl to Eldar the... I thought my dyslexia

00:18:41.009 --> 00:18:43.650
was going overdrive there. Godzilla had it. Where

00:18:43.650 --> 00:18:47.789
is Godzilla? Is he okay? Unbelievable name once

00:18:47.789 --> 00:18:50.589
again. Eli's most excessively hung Bretonian

00:18:50.589 --> 00:18:55.990
stable boy. Shout out the Diddy King, also Eli's

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top goon here. Thank you for the 27 SEJ. It's

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more unsettling with the profile picture as well.

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You don't look like that. Closing straw 97 now

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with a fiver. Opinion on the blunderbuss weapon

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lore revealing that Conrad Kurz probably got

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sent to planet Birmingham. What? Dude, those

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are definitely words you sent us. Appreciate

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that, though. Thank you, man. I don't know. He's

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saying Nostromo is as bad as Birmingham, or Birmingham

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is as bad as Nostromo, because it's not quite

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that bad. Close. Birmingham is where the Harbingers

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are from, I believe, if I remember correctly.

00:19:40.339 --> 00:19:46.839
The Moonlight Shadow 13 DPD. DPB. Five bucks.

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Hello, all. First message since I started watching.

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Since the Skaven media expert was released. Damn,

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that's a while ago. Thank you. Also, Kolen, I

00:19:57.799 --> 00:20:00.660
blame you for my new Sons of Behemoth. Dude,

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I'm glad. You know, I'm happy when people say

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that I got them into an army. That makes me feel

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like I did something actually productive. Eli's

00:20:11.599 --> 00:20:14.220
most excessively hung Bretonian stable boy. Thank

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you for the 65 SEK. I'm fascinated to see what

00:20:17.440 --> 00:20:19.980
a 19th century anthropologist would say looking

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at you guys. Okay. Maybe I'll do my own study

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and see what I can find next episode. Wow. Was

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that an insult? I don't know. Main event Virgil

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with the five euros. Colin, do you not talk to

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people or do people not want to talk to a man

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whose facial hair makes Radagast the brown? First

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of all, each shit I do talk to people. It was

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a joke. It was a silly. Second of all, that's

00:20:48.500 --> 00:20:50.460
kind of a pretty good insult. I'm not going to

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lie. But also, let's not be around the bush.

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You're just jealous. That's a good beard. There

00:20:58.319 --> 00:21:00.099
are people who are very jelly of that beard.

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Me included. And I can grow a beard. But still.

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Tyboross, the colorblind wake for five something.

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Can't stay for the pod, but we're good company

00:21:12.460 --> 00:21:14.759
bonuses right now. So here's your share. The

00:21:14.759 --> 00:21:17.500
rest is going to lobby for higher insulin prices.

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Thank you for the first 60 % of that message.

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I hope you burn for the second half. Thank you.

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I'm glad you're getting a bonus. Also, mysterious.

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Oh, no. Medlock. Thank you. Member for 11 months.

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The pitch is amazing. It's great. So is the fact

00:21:38.380 --> 00:21:42.579
that the name is just my name backwards. I have

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2k of custodians. Long live the gilded groin.

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When you phrase it like that, I can't help but

00:21:48.599 --> 00:21:53.539
respect it. Every time they donate, I'd like

00:21:53.539 --> 00:21:57.859
it. Skarsgård's top guy, formerly known as Thanos.

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Thanks for the 20 and okay. Need to pee real

00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:04.000
quick. Can you guys pause till I'm back? We're

00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:05.539
kind of doing that now, man. Appreciate that.

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Oh my god, I love that. I love that. Dude, I

00:22:12.900 --> 00:22:16.509
gotta find that. no i don't i don't got it never

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mind we'll move on it's a it's a horrible it's

00:22:21.089 --> 00:22:23.650
a caption of that scene turned into a gift and

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it's absolutely horrid uh anyway uh due to points

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at the news it's been a very scary and stressful

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time thanks for being one source of joy and never

00:22:32.890 --> 00:22:36.049
judging us alphabet mafia folk that's a funny

00:22:36.049 --> 00:22:43.740
way to word it but no worries Pyre with a fiver.

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Found Colin through ravenous hunger for Nighthaunt

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content. Found you all through him, consistently

00:22:48.200 --> 00:22:51.000
happy about the series of events. We should do

00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:56.940
Nighthaunt. Ghosts. Spooky ghosts for Halloween,

00:22:57.119 --> 00:23:01.119
maybe. Have you been bothering other people for

00:23:01.119 --> 00:23:06.799
this? Yeah, that's the... The second wind guy.

00:23:07.180 --> 00:23:13.200
Main bird lick. Are you just bothering random

00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:17.660
creators? You're a hero. You're a hero. That's

00:23:17.660 --> 00:23:23.819
what you are. God bless. Lots of kill main burn,

00:23:23.920 --> 00:23:27.299
kill main burn. Lick main burn, lick main burn,

00:23:27.380 --> 00:23:32.539
lick main burn, lick. Wow. Amazing. Thank you

00:23:32.539 --> 00:23:34.599
for the five. I'm not jealous of that beard,

00:23:34.680 --> 00:23:37.730
I assure you. If I had that, my brown ass would

00:23:37.730 --> 00:23:39.930
get stopped for every single random security

00:23:39.930 --> 00:23:45.509
check. Thank you. That's funny. Okay. I'm the

00:23:45.509 --> 00:23:50.250
last one for now. Knick -knack. Go ahead. Knick

00:23:50.250 --> 00:23:53.049
-knack 3587 with the fiber. Reverse from last

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time. One dislike from each of your favorite

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armies. No BS like they're perfect. Everyone

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else is wrong. Eli. Everyone else is wrong. Lore,

00:24:02.990 --> 00:24:05.980
rules, etc. I'm an Eldar fan. Go read a book

00:24:05.980 --> 00:24:09.019
where the Eldars show up. All right. I know I

00:24:09.019 --> 00:24:10.819
said that was the last one, but we need to bring

00:24:10.819 --> 00:24:13.339
this one to the fore. Yes, I did make Yossi wore

00:24:13.339 --> 00:24:16.599
a green hat. Fantastic. That's great. I mean,

00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:22.220
dislike of my actual army lore, the fact that

00:24:22.220 --> 00:24:27.339
Magnus is inconsistent all the time. Just like

00:24:27.339 --> 00:24:32.299
how? He doesn't deserve his leisure. They're

00:24:32.299 --> 00:24:35.569
too good for him. He is honestly the worst part

00:24:35.569 --> 00:24:40.309
of it, surprisingly, to me. Necrons, I dislike

00:24:40.309 --> 00:24:42.569
that half of the characters are no longer in

00:24:42.569 --> 00:24:48.930
the game. Also, Necron characters can be a little

00:24:48.930 --> 00:24:51.349
bit inconsistent depending on the author. Sometimes

00:24:51.349 --> 00:24:53.490
they're a little bit too silly. What was the

00:24:53.490 --> 00:24:56.670
first half of that? Something you dislike about

00:24:56.670 --> 00:24:58.890
your favorite? No, I didn't hear Eli's first

00:24:58.890 --> 00:25:04.410
too long. Oh, one of the things I disliked was

00:25:04.410 --> 00:25:05.849
that half of the characters aren't in the game

00:25:05.849 --> 00:25:08.509
anymore. No, that is absolutely a valid cop -out

00:25:08.509 --> 00:25:11.869
that GW keeps taking away your army. Shout -out

00:25:11.869 --> 00:25:13.890
to Dark Eldar players, incidentally. Yeah, it's

00:25:13.890 --> 00:25:16.710
over. It's literally over. Kalmar has fallen.

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Billions must join the Craft Wars. They take

00:25:19.529 --> 00:25:21.990
half your army and then take out the best combat

00:25:21.990 --> 00:25:24.529
patrol in the entire game. And they took more

00:25:24.529 --> 00:25:27.009
of the army. They took more of the army. Oh,

00:25:27.009 --> 00:25:29.529
my gosh, man. All I can say about my favorite

00:25:29.529 --> 00:25:32.089
faction, the Space Marines, is that in light

00:25:32.089 --> 00:25:35.849
of the recent releases, there still aren't enough

00:25:35.849 --> 00:25:39.190
captains of the Space Marine armies. Yes, you

00:25:39.190 --> 00:25:41.910
gave us a jump pack. We kind of need more. Can

00:25:41.910 --> 00:25:44.710
we have five more before the end of the year,

00:25:44.730 --> 00:25:47.609
please? Otherwise, it's not fun. Waiter, waiter,

00:25:47.730 --> 00:25:50.369
another Mornet, please. Ultramarine players are

00:25:50.369 --> 00:25:53.819
even good always. Lucky guys. They've got more

00:25:53.819 --> 00:25:55.799
captains than actual captains in the lore. It's

00:25:55.799 --> 00:25:58.380
ridiculous. Who's this guy? He doesn't exist.

00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:04.519
Next round then, shall we? Indeed. Let's go to

00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:09.000
medium. So, the first question, again, two for

00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:12.680
Eli and Hal, one point for Andy. The first question

00:26:12.680 --> 00:26:15.960
of the medium round. What occupation are you

00:26:15.960 --> 00:26:19.259
most likely to see in Eldar? in this edition.

00:26:19.539 --> 00:26:23.940
Let's say you're a human. What job is an Eldar

00:26:23.940 --> 00:26:28.559
you see most likely to have? And how are Eldar

00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:32.720
perceived by the Imperium? Is it a 40k specific

00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:39.039
job title? No, no. It's not like Adeptus Eldarius

00:26:39.039 --> 00:26:42.799
or some shit like that. It's a job. And if you'd

00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:45.640
like a further hint, it's a war game setting.

00:26:47.019 --> 00:26:50.759
It's going to be a murdery job. Alright, I've

00:26:50.759 --> 00:27:00.220
got... There's Andy's. God. What was the second

00:27:00.220 --> 00:27:02.359
part of the question, sorry? And how does the

00:27:02.359 --> 00:27:06.960
Imperium... What is their attitude towards the

00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:14.339
Eldar? Hold on, I need to adjust. There we go.

00:27:19.369 --> 00:27:23.589
I bloody can't spell. Seriously, if someone had

00:27:23.589 --> 00:27:26.190
a gun to my head, I literally could not spell.

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Okay. Thank you. Thank you, Eli, for... You're

00:27:34.809 --> 00:27:38.690
welcome. I'm glad you answered and then threw

00:27:38.690 --> 00:27:42.410
that in, just as a little surprise bonus. Hal,

00:27:42.470 --> 00:27:44.170
what if the person who put the gun to your head

00:27:44.170 --> 00:27:47.269
said, like, spell a word and you just said, stop,

00:27:47.450 --> 00:27:53.390
or... Help? Or no? I just can't spell, man. I

00:27:53.390 --> 00:27:57.009
have the issue with spelling. I can't spell.

00:27:57.190 --> 00:28:00.049
Man makes multi -hour long videos which require

00:28:00.049 --> 00:28:03.890
scripts. People should not see my scripts. It

00:28:03.890 --> 00:28:08.450
is a cluster of red. Hal has now sent me a second...

00:28:08.450 --> 00:28:10.970
Mr. President, there's been a second round of

00:28:10.970 --> 00:28:13.589
nonsense. This is the third round of nonsense

00:28:13.589 --> 00:28:15.869
that struck the Pentagon. Andy's answer is already

00:28:15.869 --> 00:28:18.799
just... off the rails. We're going to go to question

00:28:18.799 --> 00:28:23.279
two now. I will also say that first one is a

00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:27.500
two -point question, as is this one. What does

00:28:27.500 --> 00:28:30.759
the Eye of Terror occasionally do, and how does

00:28:30.759 --> 00:28:36.019
the Imperium respond? So, the Eye of Terror,

00:28:36.180 --> 00:28:38.740
at least in this edition, sometimes does something.

00:28:39.259 --> 00:28:41.759
What is the Imperium's response when it does

00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:54.660
this thing? Thank you. Thank you, Andy. I know

00:28:54.660 --> 00:28:57.200
I've lost. I'm just going to be grotesque and

00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.099
rude and naughty. Boys out of beer. Boys out

00:29:00.099 --> 00:29:20.980
of beer. All right. All right. Huge for the program.

00:29:24.519 --> 00:29:27.559
I'm not proud of my answer. Doubly huge for the

00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:30.359
program. Andy's the only one I can perceive giving

00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:37.220
a point. What? I know. I'm as surprised as you

00:29:37.220 --> 00:29:41.400
are. Moving on to the third question of the medium

00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:48.529
round. He's not proud. Okay. What is Lehman Russ

00:29:48.529 --> 00:29:52.950
in this edition? Because Lehman Russ does exist

00:29:52.950 --> 00:29:58.930
in Rogue Trader. What is he? Thanks, Andy. That's

00:29:58.930 --> 00:30:00.670
not my real answer. I just want to make you chuckle.

00:30:03.210 --> 00:30:15.220
What were we going to say? Oh, man. I'm going

00:30:15.220 --> 00:30:18.099
to add quotation marks on that. Hold on. Because

00:30:18.099 --> 00:30:22.500
that could be misconstrued. Delete that. Get

00:30:22.500 --> 00:30:33.680
that off the screen right now, Eli. I'm not filled

00:30:33.680 --> 00:30:40.420
with confidence. The Dark Souls 2 is not peak.

00:30:41.259 --> 00:30:44.349
Yeah, it is, Donkey Man. You and me. Yeah, yeah.

00:30:44.549 --> 00:30:49.130
And Garhack World Shopper. Hell yeah. My allies

00:30:49.130 --> 00:30:54.730
are here. If anyone asks me to play a Dark Souls

00:30:54.730 --> 00:30:58.549
game start to finish in one sitting, Dark Souls

00:30:58.549 --> 00:31:02.450
2 is the lowest on my list. 3 is worse. 2 is

00:31:02.450 --> 00:31:05.950
better than 3. Nah, that's just invalid. I replayed

00:31:05.950 --> 00:31:08.470
them all in quick succession. I was like, I don't

00:31:08.470 --> 00:31:11.680
remember 3 being this mid. For me, it was my

00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:14.599
Halo 4 of the Dark Souls series. I'm a Dark Souls

00:31:14.599 --> 00:31:17.240
3 fan. Guys, look, it's Andre. He's back. Guys,

00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:20.519
look, Gwyndolin. Am I allowed to come now? It's

00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:23.640
me, Sigvald of Katarina. Not to be confused with

00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:27.019
Sigvard. What's the final boss of Dark Souls

00:31:27.019 --> 00:31:31.079
3? Oh, the Aldia. Or Nashandra, depending on

00:31:31.079 --> 00:31:34.359
if you have the DLC or not. Yeah. You think you're

00:31:34.359 --> 00:31:35.900
going to catch me lacking? You think you're going

00:31:35.900 --> 00:31:38.279
to catch me lacking? You're not going to catch

00:31:38.279 --> 00:31:41.119
Gollum with his pants down, his Dark Souls 2

00:31:41.119 --> 00:31:44.759
drawers. I just hate, like, the... I don't hate

00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:47.220
the lore part of it. It's always just been the

00:31:47.220 --> 00:31:50.440
combat system of, like, it's so delayed. Just

00:31:50.440 --> 00:31:52.740
level adaptability by five levels, you'll be

00:31:52.740 --> 00:31:55.380
okay. But drinking an Esther's Floss, apparently,

00:31:55.799 --> 00:31:59.369
like... Someone graduates on the other side of

00:31:59.369 --> 00:32:01.410
the world. It takes that long. But the thing

00:32:01.410 --> 00:32:03.910
is, Hal, Dark Souls 2 is the easiest of the bunch

00:32:03.910 --> 00:32:05.769
because you've got the gems, which can split.

00:32:06.230 --> 00:32:10.230
You can get a bajillion of them. It's easy. Get

00:32:10.230 --> 00:32:12.309
good at what Andy's saying. Yeah, get good. It's

00:32:12.309 --> 00:32:14.029
easy. I've got all the achievements in all three

00:32:14.029 --> 00:32:15.089
games. Come at me. Stop peeling in the boss's

00:32:15.089 --> 00:32:17.609
face while you're underneath your scrotum and

00:32:17.609 --> 00:32:20.410
maybe it'll go better for you. Could you name

00:32:20.410 --> 00:32:22.789
all the bosses in Dark Souls? Oh, my God. Name

00:32:22.789 --> 00:32:24.849
all the bosses in any of the Souls games. No.

00:32:25.779 --> 00:32:28.819
i think i could do some man i don't know anyways

00:32:28.819 --> 00:32:31.539
uh it's time to it's time to see how many points

00:32:31.539 --> 00:32:34.980
you're all getting and boy is this a doozy is

00:32:34.980 --> 00:32:39.420
this around so for the first question what what

00:32:39.420 --> 00:32:42.180
job are you is an eldar most likely to have in

00:32:42.180 --> 00:32:44.359
a rogue trader and how does the the imperium

00:32:44.359 --> 00:32:48.799
view them for me uh i'll give uh andy or no not

00:32:48.799 --> 00:32:51.740
andy i'm sorry i'll give no don't give me a point

00:32:51.740 --> 00:32:55.990
hell and eli get one point Uh, for mercenary

00:32:55.990 --> 00:32:59.410
bounty hunters, what Eli said and Hal said, mercenary

00:32:59.410 --> 00:33:02.069
assassin, both of those are, you know, good enough.

00:33:02.210 --> 00:33:05.009
I, you know, that's all I wanted, uh, something

00:33:05.009 --> 00:33:06.950
along the veins of mercenary. And that's what

00:33:06.950 --> 00:33:09.130
it was in rogue trader. If you saw an Eldar as

00:33:09.130 --> 00:33:11.950
a non Eldar, you probably saw a mercenary. I

00:33:11.950 --> 00:33:17.250
also would have accepted pirate. And, uh, uh,

00:33:18.109 --> 00:33:22.940
well you put tramp. What else did I put? And

00:33:22.940 --> 00:33:25.119
then as for how does the Imperium view them,

00:33:25.220 --> 00:33:31.500
Andy put free foot jobs. As for... Which way

00:33:31.500 --> 00:33:37.160
around? Who knows? As for how the Imperium views

00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:39.660
them, no one got the answer right. Hal put jealous,

00:33:39.859 --> 00:33:42.619
and Eli put scared of them. The answer is, by

00:33:42.619 --> 00:33:46.680
and large, they're just tolerated. People, according

00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:49.180
to Rogue Edition rulebook, whenever they show

00:33:49.180 --> 00:33:52.049
up, the Imperium's like, ooh. What's going on

00:33:52.049 --> 00:33:54.329
here? This is interesting, but no one seems to

00:33:54.329 --> 00:33:56.930
really care one way or another. That's what I

00:33:56.930 --> 00:34:00.250
said. I deserve a point. Fast -moving Eldar assassin.

00:34:02.210 --> 00:34:07.890
So there's one point for Hal and Eli. Moving

00:34:07.890 --> 00:34:12.949
on. Oh, no. Oh, I should also mention that Hal

00:34:12.949 --> 00:34:17.590
also messaged me shite nugget, and Eli messaged

00:34:17.590 --> 00:34:22.329
me pregnant Goku. I was feeling emotional. I'm

00:34:22.329 --> 00:34:26.349
sure you were. I was feeling emotional. The next

00:34:26.349 --> 00:34:29.369
question, what does the Eye of Terror occasionally

00:34:29.369 --> 00:34:33.710
do and how does the Imperium respond? No one

00:34:33.710 --> 00:34:36.849
got that first one right. And Andy is, I have

00:34:36.849 --> 00:34:40.730
to, I'm giving him a point because it's more

00:34:40.730 --> 00:34:44.530
right than anything else. What it does is it

00:34:44.530 --> 00:34:47.510
occasionally blinks. What did I say? We'll get

00:34:47.510 --> 00:34:49.760
to what you said. Because no one got the first

00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:56.380
one right. Oh no. Oh no. So instead of, no one

00:34:56.380 --> 00:34:59.119
put it, you know, it recedes, it blinks as it

00:34:59.119 --> 00:35:03.360
says in the, you know, fancy speak. Hal said

00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:09.719
honks out a brown snake. Eli said spits out demons.

00:35:10.380 --> 00:35:18.300
No. And Andy said discharge. Look, all I'm saying,

00:35:18.360 --> 00:35:21.539
it's an unpleasant word, but it is accurate.

00:35:21.840 --> 00:35:24.440
No, it's not accurate. It's commensurate with

00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:29.159
what it does. It goes away for a bit. No, I mean,

00:35:29.179 --> 00:35:32.320
it doesn't come out of it. You're honking right

00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:39.980
now, you fucking clown. That's going in the beginning.

00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:43.780
Wow, there we go. You gotta remember to censor

00:35:43.780 --> 00:35:45.360
it if it's going in the beginning. Although you

00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:48.860
two said they're pulling back on the frame one

00:35:48.860 --> 00:35:54.179
swear demonetizes you, so who knows. None of

00:35:54.179 --> 00:35:56.619
you get a point. None of you get the first point.

00:35:56.739 --> 00:36:02.460
You're all out. As for the second one, Hal, you're

00:36:02.460 --> 00:36:05.400
also out. Imperium just works on increasing hairline

00:36:05.400 --> 00:36:10.360
gap. That is not what the Imperium does. uh eli

00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:13.320
i'll give you half a point for the imperium kills

00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:17.179
them and andy said mop up which is close enough

00:36:17.179 --> 00:36:19.739
to what they actually do which is when the eye

00:36:19.739 --> 00:36:22.420
of terror recedes the imperium descends on those

00:36:22.420 --> 00:36:26.619
worlds to dispatch uh quote unquote brutal justice

00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:30.800
And that is where that passage describing it

00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:32.599
is where you can find that picture I love so

00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:35.760
much, which is two space marines performing a

00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:37.980
shakedown on some dude who's pressed up against

00:36:37.980 --> 00:36:42.539
a wall. I adore that image. Can I mention a cool

00:36:42.539 --> 00:36:47.440
thing? Yes. We all know about how the Imperium

00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:50.019
made the 20 chapters known as the Judge Chapters

00:36:50.019 --> 00:36:53.880
to look after the Eye of Terror. To invade the

00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:55.280
Eye of Terror because they were like, you're

00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:58.000
all mutated and stuff. go in there and do a penitent

00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:00.760
crusade. I love how when I was doing my chapters

00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:03.679
stuff, the Vorpal Swords were the only ones who

00:37:03.679 --> 00:37:06.440
came back. And the Saint, Saint Basilius, who

00:37:06.440 --> 00:37:09.619
sent them there, how they dealt with this, losing

00:37:09.619 --> 00:37:11.699
20 chapters of Space Marines to chaos or death,

00:37:11.840 --> 00:37:13.699
was they went, all right, mate, we're going to

00:37:13.699 --> 00:37:16.260
execute you, gather all of your followers, and

00:37:16.260 --> 00:37:19.260
shoot you into the nearest sun. That's cool.

00:37:19.780 --> 00:37:24.579
I like that. Love it. Abyssal Crusade -y. It's

00:37:24.579 --> 00:37:29.710
fun. Oh, he messed up. Yoink into the sun. It's

00:37:29.710 --> 00:37:34.829
funny. Colin's just disappointed from our previous

00:37:34.829 --> 00:37:41.610
answers. I'm just here, man. So with that, and

00:37:41.610 --> 00:37:44.929
the final question, what was Lehman Russ in this

00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:50.230
edition? Hal said an actual dog or just a tank.

00:37:51.289 --> 00:37:54.590
Zero. Eli said Lehman Russ is an Inquisitor and

00:37:54.590 --> 00:37:57.750
then sent me a picture of Edward and the werewolf

00:37:57.750 --> 00:38:06.190
guy pregnant. Jason. And then... Moving on. And

00:38:06.190 --> 00:38:09.230
then Andy just said a generic Space Marine. So

00:38:09.230 --> 00:38:10.510
you know what? I'm going to give Andy another

00:38:10.510 --> 00:38:13.909
half point. Lehman Russ was just a Space Marine

00:38:13.909 --> 00:38:16.050
commander. He was just a guy. Yeah, that's what

00:38:16.050 --> 00:38:17.969
I meant. He's got a minion and everything. He's

00:38:17.969 --> 00:38:20.650
got a chainsaw. You just said... You just said

00:38:20.650 --> 00:38:22.309
a guy. You didn't give me anything beyond that.

00:38:22.630 --> 00:38:25.289
You get half a point. That's already tying you

00:38:25.289 --> 00:38:28.670
up with the other guys. All I'm saying is we

00:38:28.670 --> 00:38:32.070
just got a Space Marine Captain with Jump Pack.

00:38:32.190 --> 00:38:33.909
He's not a named character. He's just some guy.

00:38:34.429 --> 00:38:36.769
Doesn't matter about his rank. That's what I

00:38:36.769 --> 00:38:38.849
meant. You know what I meant. He's just like

00:38:38.849 --> 00:38:41.969
a Space Marine. Wow. He's just a Space Marine.

00:38:42.170 --> 00:38:44.949
He's not a Primark. He's not special. I just

00:38:44.949 --> 00:38:50.219
have a point. Colin is unmoved. You get half

00:38:50.219 --> 00:38:52.920
a point. That ties you up because they each only

00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:55.539
got one point this round. I got half a point

00:38:55.539 --> 00:38:58.420
extra this round. Pardon me, Eli got one and

00:38:58.420 --> 00:39:02.159
a half points. I'm keeping notes. He's ahead

00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:07.800
by a point. Andy can actually win this though.

00:39:09.059 --> 00:39:12.679
He's locked in again. Eli and chat, if I'm doing

00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:15.440
my math wrong, feel free to correct me. But to

00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:19.179
my knowledge, Eli and Hal. No, Eli and Andy.

00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:25.219
I'm having a stroke. Hal and Andy are at three.

00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:28.280
No, I have two and a half. Hal has three, I have

00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:29.780
two and a half, and Eli has three and a half.

00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:32.219
Eli, Andy is much better at keeping track of

00:39:32.219 --> 00:39:34.300
this than I am. Drunk Andy. I'm writing it down.

00:39:34.820 --> 00:39:37.420
That's probably why. That's why I wanted an extra

00:39:37.420 --> 00:39:38.960
half point so I could match with Hal, because

00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:42.199
I don't want him to win. Okay, so we got two

00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:46.039
and a half for Andy, three for Hal, 3 .5 for

00:39:46.039 --> 00:39:51.400
Eli. And I think I'm going to go postal during

00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:56.780
the hard mode of this. Because I'm already looking

00:39:56.780 --> 00:40:00.900
at it, and one of these is just well out. I shouldn't

00:40:00.900 --> 00:40:02.460
even bother. I should have just said, you all

00:40:02.460 --> 00:40:05.480
get it wrong. You should have just said, I'm

00:40:05.480 --> 00:40:08.460
disappointed in you all. Don't even try. Should

00:40:08.460 --> 00:40:10.739
we get to the donos before we go to the next

00:40:10.739 --> 00:40:13.119
round then? We should. Thank you very much, everyone.

00:40:13.780 --> 00:40:16.159
That was being so nice and generous. It's crazy.

00:40:17.099 --> 00:40:20.400
Hello, Seth. Thank you very much for 999. Some

00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:22.420
dollars for that Canadian who went along with

00:40:22.420 --> 00:40:28.360
the jetpack sleigh in Death Watch. RPG. I play

00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:32.159
Death Watch with some fellows occasionally. I've

00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:37.780
heard of the clandestine Death Watch. I use it.

00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:44.619
Well, Colin, we know who this is for then. Okay.

00:40:45.059 --> 00:40:47.519
Pancreas is silliest clown. Huge. Colin, I wanted

00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:50.199
to shout out that you got me into IG. Thank you.

00:40:50.219 --> 00:40:51.679
I'm glad you did. Even though you did warn me

00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:53.539
in the video, my credit card would like you to

00:40:53.539 --> 00:40:59.980
probably visit parent car. Document USA. One

00:40:59.980 --> 00:41:03.840
thankful video, Colleen. The audio and the script

00:41:03.840 --> 00:41:07.119
is finished. It's coming within a month. Yep,

00:41:07.139 --> 00:41:08.940
you said the other day. I was like, oh, I'll

00:41:08.940 --> 00:41:11.460
be happy. And he can vouch for me. I can vouch.

00:41:12.139 --> 00:41:16.739
I'll be his sponsor. Big one here. Garhack World

00:41:16.739 --> 00:41:20.099
Shopper. Thank you very much. I'll read this

00:41:20.099 --> 00:41:23.019
one. Colin, a while ago you mentioned that you

00:41:23.019 --> 00:41:25.559
wanted to do a Dark Souls, well, to do Dark Souls

00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:28.599
lore. I say go for it. I want to hear the three

00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:33.699
-hour glaze video on peak... peak souls 2 and

00:41:33.699 --> 00:41:36.099
how burnt ivory king is better than the emperor

00:41:36.099 --> 00:41:39.300
of mankind this what thank you so that's a really

00:41:39.300 --> 00:41:44.380
generous donation to say such foul wrong fundamental

00:41:44.380 --> 00:41:46.800
things about burnt ivory king is cool but like

00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:50.599
it's just it's much smaller scale he's cool also

00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:54.340
imagine how bored the knights were just like

00:41:54.340 --> 00:41:56.019
sitting around for like however many years on

00:41:56.019 --> 00:42:00.059
a chair I just want to kill my boss. I think

00:42:00.059 --> 00:42:02.280
we can all agree, though. The worst Souls game

00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:04.460
is the only game that does not have the Moonlight

00:42:04.460 --> 00:42:08.420
Greatsword in it. That was always the metric.

00:42:09.420 --> 00:42:11.780
I don't think there's any games that don't have

00:42:11.780 --> 00:42:14.800
it. Which one doesn't have it? Sekiro's the only

00:42:14.800 --> 00:42:17.960
one that doesn't have it in it. They tripped

00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:20.760
me on that one. I've never beaten Sekiro, so

00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:23.739
it's out. I've also never beaten Bloodborne,

00:42:23.820 --> 00:42:25.159
but that's because I don't own a PlayStation.

00:42:26.279 --> 00:42:28.260
Well, it's on PC now. I haven't played it either,

00:42:28.340 --> 00:42:30.900
but we need to play Bloodborne. I haven't played

00:42:30.900 --> 00:42:34.719
any of these games. I've played some of Dark

00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:37.219
Souls 2. I've played some of Dark Souls 2. Stone

00:42:37.219 --> 00:42:41.739
him to death. Dark Souls 2 is not the one. Throw

00:42:41.739 --> 00:42:43.800
life gems at him so he survives. No, no, kill

00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:51.340
this guy. The Moonlight's Shadow, 13 for 5. Colin,

00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:53.219
I found you first since your username caught

00:42:53.219 --> 00:42:56.159
my interest, given, well... Points to pump. Huge.

00:42:56.179 --> 00:42:59.619
I laugh every time your forces itself into a

00:42:59.619 --> 00:43:02.840
video. Sometimes, yeah. Every time the pump goes

00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:06.940
off. Well, would you speak of the devil? Could

00:43:06.940 --> 00:43:09.699
not have been more perfectly timed. Prophetic.

00:43:10.039 --> 00:43:14.239
Prophetic, that is. Amazing. Sykes. Thank you

00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:16.320
for the five. I was born during 7th edition.

00:43:16.579 --> 00:43:19.619
Wow. You were young. Here's Colin for getting

00:43:19.619 --> 00:43:22.260
me into Stormcast, Colin. Huge. Thank you very

00:43:22.260 --> 00:43:26.750
much. Thank you for the program. i've beaten

00:43:26.750 --> 00:43:31.170
dark souls 2 i have i didn't enjoy it well then

00:43:31.170 --> 00:43:38.789
your tastes need to get good oh man uh delta

00:43:38.789 --> 00:43:44.570
crafter arse for 100 100 arse we love it uh oh

00:43:44.570 --> 00:43:46.170
i thought it was warhammer fantasy first edition

00:43:46.170 --> 00:43:48.670
not 40k rogue trader i was going to make a joke

00:43:48.670 --> 00:43:50.630
about harry the hammer Good luck from Argentina.

00:43:50.829 --> 00:43:52.769
We love Harry the Hammer. Huge Harry the Hammer

00:43:52.769 --> 00:43:55.449
mention. Toad of Warhammer. Isn't he in Toad

00:43:55.449 --> 00:43:58.010
of Warhammer? He is. He's like, ah, it's Ray

00:43:58.010 --> 00:44:00.250
again. Ah, I love them. They brought him back.

00:44:00.929 --> 00:44:05.030
Now they need to bring back Slambo. We need Obi

00:44:05.030 --> 00:44:08.510
-Wan Sherlock Clouseau in Toad of Warhammer 3.

00:44:08.730 --> 00:44:15.179
Perfect. Set with the $4 .99. Dark Souls 2 was

00:44:15.179 --> 00:44:17.539
my second best Souls game. Dark Souls 1 is still

00:44:17.539 --> 00:44:20.679
my favorite. That's valid. But I just hate the

00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:22.719
Gray Forest area in 2. Absolutely the worst.

00:44:22.900 --> 00:44:27.559
I'm not the biggest fan of it, but I sure do

00:44:27.559 --> 00:44:30.699
hope Miyazaki wasn't too involved. I sure do

00:44:30.699 --> 00:44:33.420
hope that the people who made it pay for the

00:44:33.420 --> 00:44:38.510
frozen valley of endless reindeer fuckery. That

00:44:38.510 --> 00:44:41.269
was not fun on New Game Plus 3 when I was trying

00:44:41.269 --> 00:44:43.050
to get the achievement for like pyromancies.

00:44:43.150 --> 00:44:47.130
I think toothpick up the pee hole sounds much

00:44:47.130 --> 00:44:52.989
better. Yeah. This guy's got jokes out the wazoo.

00:44:53.090 --> 00:44:58.429
Can just have a little treat. Jesus. Eli's most

00:44:58.429 --> 00:45:00.570
successfully hung Bretonian stable boy. Thank

00:45:00.570 --> 00:45:05.010
you for the 27 SEK. Andy Broadjaw Alpine Teutonic

00:45:05.010 --> 00:45:11.599
Urban Artisan Type. Thank you. Thank you. That's

00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:15.719
a compliment to Andy, I imagine. Yancey wore

00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:19.280
a green hat nine months ago for five euros. Always

00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:22.079
fun to watch the disaster you guys call a quiz.

00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:24.500
Thanks for that history. If you want me to harass

00:45:24.500 --> 00:45:29.360
somebody specifically, I'm open to that. Go to

00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:32.079
Josh Drive Hayes and just be like, wear a hat.

00:45:32.179 --> 00:45:34.099
He'd be like, well, here's the thing about hats.

00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:36.980
So the other day, I was looking at hats, and

00:45:36.980 --> 00:45:39.659
I didn't actually like them. They'll do an essay

00:45:39.659 --> 00:45:43.519
on it. Hang on. I'll send in chat a bunch of

00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:45.880
people I want you to harass into putting green

00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:49.159
hats on themselves. Several of them are VTubers,

00:45:49.219 --> 00:45:51.820
so this might need to be made a little... You

00:45:51.820 --> 00:45:53.260
can work with that, though. They've got models.

00:45:54.059 --> 00:45:58.739
Yeah. Creative. Yeah. Is that it for now? I think

00:45:58.739 --> 00:46:02.280
so. Two and a half for Andy, three for Hal, three

00:46:02.280 --> 00:46:06.360
and a half for Eli. I am not going into the hard

00:46:06.360 --> 00:46:13.820
section with faith. Fucking Christ. All right.

00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:19.800
Who's ready? Me. I'm ready for this. Alright,

00:46:19.980 --> 00:46:24.019
first round. First question. We can't hear you,

00:46:24.019 --> 00:46:28.199
Colin. I can hear him. I think it went a bit

00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:34.619
further away. Big fibber. First question. What

00:46:34.619 --> 00:46:38.239
three stats from Rogue Trader tabletop have been

00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:42.280
removed by this point in 40k tabletop? There's

00:46:42.280 --> 00:46:44.000
technically a fourth one, but I'll just tell

00:46:44.000 --> 00:46:46.420
you right now, it's not initiative because that's

00:46:46.420 --> 00:46:48.539
still used in Horus Heresy. Not counting that.

00:46:49.139 --> 00:46:51.219
So there are three stats that have just been

00:46:51.219 --> 00:46:53.800
obliterated. They're no longer part of tabletop.

00:46:53.920 --> 00:47:03.519
What are they? God. I think I'm... Can I put

00:47:03.519 --> 00:47:11.039
more answers? I guess. Why not? You know what?

00:47:11.079 --> 00:47:13.360
Throw as many potential stats as you can think

00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:15.599
of, and if they happen to show up in it, I'll

00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:20.179
take it. Okay. That last one isn't a word. I

00:47:20.179 --> 00:47:22.320
refuse to believe that last one is a word. It

00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:28.300
is a word. I spell checked and everything. I

00:47:28.300 --> 00:47:37.480
love the comment. It's like a quote. It's a catchphrase.

00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:40.619
It's that, I don't believe you. You silly gooby.

00:47:41.699 --> 00:47:46.829
Those are all reasonable guesses. I won't put

00:47:46.829 --> 00:47:54.929
5 ,000 things. That seems unreasonable. Eli,

00:47:55.070 --> 00:47:58.789
would you like a hint before I go on? He gets

00:47:58.789 --> 00:48:02.369
a hint? Hell, you haven't sent me anything. I

00:48:02.369 --> 00:48:07.949
don't know. Eli, you got one right. All right.

00:48:09.190 --> 00:48:14.440
I got an eye on this one. Well, I can't give

00:48:14.440 --> 00:48:16.400
you a hint or anything because it's not here.

00:48:22.059 --> 00:48:26.500
Well, I wouldn't love to help you out because

00:48:26.500 --> 00:48:29.019
you're a rat who keeps winning, but in terms

00:48:29.019 --> 00:48:32.280
of fairness, I would still give you a hint. It's

00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:35.360
not my fault. Everyone needs to do better. I

00:48:35.360 --> 00:48:43.969
would like to apologize, Hal. Zip. I got none.

00:48:45.230 --> 00:48:50.010
You got none. I have no, Khalid. You have no

00:48:50.010 --> 00:48:54.210
further anything? There's nothing in the tank,

00:48:54.269 --> 00:49:01.289
man. Fair enough. Alright, well, Andy, do you

00:49:01.289 --> 00:49:05.710
want to give anything else? I'm good. I thought

00:49:05.710 --> 00:49:08.110
I'd give you the option to. Alright, we're going

00:49:08.110 --> 00:49:12.599
to move on now. Thanks. Eli, I do appreciate

00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:15.500
all of those. I feel like all of those could

00:49:15.500 --> 00:49:19.800
have been stats. Which I'm sure gives you a hint.

00:49:20.880 --> 00:49:24.800
Okay, hard. Second question. What is mankind's

00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:47.050
main enemy in Rogue Trader? I got nothing. Answers

00:49:47.050 --> 00:49:52.269
from Eli and Andy. Al, I'm waiting. It's a fact.

00:49:53.469 --> 00:49:56.449
Low -key throwing off his answer. He is low -key

00:49:56.449 --> 00:49:58.570
trolling, but you know, it's also... What is...

00:49:58.570 --> 00:50:02.849
Is that your answer? Yes. Sick. Alright, moving

00:50:02.849 --> 00:50:04.210
on to the final question. It's okay that I'm

00:50:04.210 --> 00:50:10.469
throwing, it sounds like. What model slash being

00:50:10.469 --> 00:50:16.360
would eventually become the Necrons? From first

00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:25.260
edition. Come on. Come on. You can find art of

00:50:25.260 --> 00:50:28.059
them. They had a model. They weren't called Necrons.

00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:30.519
And if you'd like a further hint, about as far

00:50:30.519 --> 00:50:32.659
away from Necrons as you can possibly get at

00:50:32.659 --> 00:50:35.559
the time. But these fellas would clearly become

00:50:35.559 --> 00:50:37.880
the Necrons. I'm busting for a wee. I'll be back

00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:42.360
in a minute. He's busting. See, and I know I'm

00:50:42.360 --> 00:50:44.519
not insane because various people are guessing

00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:46.980
them in the chat right now. Okay. I can't even

00:50:46.980 --> 00:50:51.920
look. Oh, God. Eli, you got anything? Not really.

00:50:57.199 --> 00:50:59.860
Damn, this is tough. I mean, I'm just... Furthest

00:50:59.860 --> 00:51:05.179
thing from them. Furthest thing. Well, like,

00:51:05.179 --> 00:51:07.880
humans. Like, they're made of flesh. I'm not

00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:14.670
saying anything. They were not HK -47, no. As

00:51:14.670 --> 00:51:17.409
much as anything can be improved by putting him

00:51:17.409 --> 00:51:25.650
in it. Alright, alright. We've got all the answers.

00:51:25.869 --> 00:51:30.869
Almost. This fuck -ass cat gif is still looking

00:51:30.869 --> 00:51:36.489
at me. I don't know what to do. I need help.

00:51:37.730 --> 00:51:39.929
And he left a check for him. I don't think he

00:51:39.929 --> 00:51:45.269
did. I think he's... Colin now has an old homeless

00:51:45.269 --> 00:51:50.550
wizard loremaster beard now. You know what? Fuck

00:51:50.550 --> 00:51:58.150
you. That's cool though. Dude, I have the medieval

00:51:58.150 --> 00:52:02.869
innkeeper phenotype right now, alright? I think

00:52:02.869 --> 00:52:09.389
you have the skinny Hagrid. I'll take it, I guess.

00:52:11.170 --> 00:52:18.010
I'm a what? You're a bitch, Harry. You're a hairy

00:52:18.010 --> 00:52:23.949
wizard. Yeah, I think I should... Dude, Harry

00:52:23.949 --> 00:52:26.469
Potter's world building is magical. I gotta pull

00:52:26.469 --> 00:52:32.230
up the wizard school map. Which house do you

00:52:32.230 --> 00:52:35.010
belong to, Colin? No, I don't give a shit about

00:52:35.010 --> 00:52:39.530
that. I gotta give a shout out to the Wizarding

00:52:39.530 --> 00:52:43.230
School that has all of the Yugoslavian former

00:52:43.230 --> 00:52:46.389
member states within it. You know they were breaking

00:52:46.389 --> 00:52:52.210
out some real fun magic in the Middle East. What

00:52:52.210 --> 00:52:55.190
a time to come back. Who gives a hell about Voldemort

00:52:55.190 --> 00:52:57.530
or whatever. I want to know how Durmstrang, as

00:52:57.530 --> 00:53:00.110
it was called, was going during the Yugoslav

00:53:00.110 --> 00:53:02.690
wars. You know they had some real interesting

00:53:02.690 --> 00:53:07.380
war crimes going on there. uh anyway andy uh

00:53:07.380 --> 00:53:10.119
they've uh the answers are all in so we're gonna

00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:12.980
go through the hard section now and okay man

00:53:12.980 --> 00:53:17.480
so those three stats that have now been obliterated

00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:19.500
because again i'm not counting initiative because

00:53:19.500 --> 00:53:22.179
that is still in other warhammer games it's still

00:53:22.179 --> 00:53:25.179
in fantasy or old world as it were and it is

00:53:25.179 --> 00:53:27.300
i believe still in horror's heresy so initially

00:53:27.300 --> 00:53:30.059
armor value is one of these things uh no armor

00:53:30.059 --> 00:53:32.239
value is not one of these things i guess i could

00:53:32.239 --> 00:53:36.590
say I guess I could have included that, but isn't

00:53:36.590 --> 00:53:41.170
armor value still in heresy? I don't know dick

00:53:41.170 --> 00:53:43.610
about the Horus Heresy tabletop game beyond initiative,

00:53:43.730 --> 00:53:46.710
is that it? I'm going to be honest. But no, those

00:53:46.710 --> 00:53:49.010
three stats, and Eli, you got one of them, so

00:53:49.010 --> 00:53:52.869
one point for Eli in the hard mode, were initiative,

00:53:53.269 --> 00:53:56.389
willpower, or no, pardon me, not initiative,

00:53:56.590 --> 00:54:02.489
willpower, intelligence, and cool. That's awesome.

00:54:03.210 --> 00:54:07.489
I can't believe I missed willpower. Wow. Everything

00:54:07.489 --> 00:54:11.670
kind of got folded into leadership because especially

00:54:11.670 --> 00:54:15.090
if you look at it, like 90 % of models had the

00:54:15.090 --> 00:54:19.190
same number for all those stats. Or at least

00:54:19.190 --> 00:54:23.090
very close. So for the sake of a bit of simplicity,

00:54:23.389 --> 00:54:25.750
which I know ninth or tenth has gone way too

00:54:25.750 --> 00:54:28.820
far into simplicity. but I think rogue trader

00:54:28.820 --> 00:54:31.119
had a little bit too much nitty gritty. I don't

00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:34.480
think we needed four different stats for brain.

00:54:34.579 --> 00:54:36.699
Maybe intelligence could make a comeback, but

00:54:36.699 --> 00:54:42.199
yeah. All right. Yeah. But, uh, so that's, uh,

00:54:42.219 --> 00:54:46.119
Eli gave me 10 different answers. All of these,

00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:49.980
if, if this was now for like, In RPG, I could

00:54:49.980 --> 00:54:52.059
see all those being a stat. In fact, I think

00:54:52.059 --> 00:54:54.460
a lot of these are skills in at least Warhammer

00:54:54.460 --> 00:55:01.579
fantasy roleplay. I got one. I got one. Andy,

00:55:02.219 --> 00:55:05.780
I'm sorry to say that girth, charm, and verisimilitude

00:55:05.780 --> 00:55:12.079
were not at the time. Hal, I am sorry to say

00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:15.119
that accuracy, stamina, charisma, peril, ammo,

00:55:15.280 --> 00:55:19.460
loyalty, and cum were not stats. Accuracy is

00:55:19.460 --> 00:55:21.760
just ballistic skill on the table. I know, I

00:55:21.760 --> 00:55:24.420
probably might put it in a weird... It's impressive

00:55:24.420 --> 00:55:27.139
that every single one of those was Hal just saying

00:55:27.139 --> 00:55:30.820
the attributes of a winky. That's pretty impressive.

00:55:31.219 --> 00:55:33.840
Is your dick charismatic? Does it speak to you?

00:55:34.420 --> 00:55:38.539
Depends who you ask. Horrible response. Horrible

00:55:38.539 --> 00:55:47.289
statement. The second one. Who is mankind's most

00:55:47.289 --> 00:55:48.809
hated? You put funny glasses on the top and a

00:55:48.809 --> 00:55:54.969
moustache. Fucking Groucho Marx winky. Winky.

00:55:55.070 --> 00:56:00.769
Oh my god. It does winky. Uh, dude, she tinky

00:56:00.769 --> 00:56:06.150
on my winky till I blinky. Till I tell you. You're

00:56:06.150 --> 00:56:08.949
a grown man. You're a grown man. You're truly

00:56:08.949 --> 00:56:12.769
rancid. Some of us have mortgages. I have one

00:56:12.769 --> 00:56:14.670
too, and I'm going to keep saying this rancid

00:56:14.670 --> 00:56:19.570
shit. I don't care. What is mankind's main enemy

00:56:19.570 --> 00:56:22.309
and rogue trader? The orcs. Yeah, I knew that

00:56:22.309 --> 00:56:24.789
was the answer. But I said Mankind and I didn't

00:56:24.789 --> 00:56:27.730
switch it. None of you get a correct. I didn't

00:56:27.730 --> 00:56:31.750
see that until... I still didn't get my answer.

00:56:31.789 --> 00:56:34.369
It was fine. But I totally knew it was the Orcs.

00:56:34.369 --> 00:56:37.389
I was trolling. When did you edit this question?

00:56:38.210 --> 00:56:41.889
I edited it and I said it's too late, so it's

00:56:41.889 --> 00:56:45.730
okay. I'll take the L. Okay. I think he still

00:56:45.730 --> 00:56:53.250
wins. Honestly. And so, yeah, Eli said that.

00:56:53.269 --> 00:56:55.289
But, you know, if it comes down to a tie, which

00:56:55.289 --> 00:56:59.530
it probably won't, we can revisit this. Andy

00:56:59.530 --> 00:57:03.849
said laws. Incorrect. And Hal just sent me a

00:57:03.849 --> 00:57:06.550
gif of a cat with the caption, moi, I love you.

00:57:07.670 --> 00:57:11.829
Wow. The cat's going to sweet kiss because I'm

00:57:11.829 --> 00:57:16.050
begging. If I didn't want you to lose so much,

00:57:16.090 --> 00:57:18.170
I would try to bargain for a point, but I want

00:57:18.170 --> 00:57:22.170
you to lose for what it's worth. And for the

00:57:22.170 --> 00:57:28.730
last question, what model slash being would eventually

00:57:28.730 --> 00:57:31.289
become the Necrons? The answer was Chaos Androids.

00:57:31.909 --> 00:57:36.110
None of you got it right. Eli put alive people

00:57:36.110 --> 00:57:40.889
related to killing everyone in Necromancy. Andy

00:57:40.889 --> 00:57:45.710
put John McCain. Hal sent me a gif of that Harold

00:57:45.710 --> 00:57:49.030
guy that just says, smile through the pain. The

00:57:49.030 --> 00:57:51.429
old guy with the white hair and whenever he smiles,

00:57:51.610 --> 00:57:56.570
he's in pain. A resounding one point for Eli

00:57:56.570 --> 00:58:01.929
this round. It's a difficult quiz. With that,

00:58:02.010 --> 00:58:04.369
let's just get into the bonus round. This is

00:58:04.369 --> 00:58:06.909
the other question where I said, if any of you

00:58:06.909 --> 00:58:10.170
get it wrong, I'm going to be angry. Name the

00:58:10.170 --> 00:58:19.920
funny Inquisitor. The funny one. Copyright hell.

00:58:21.579 --> 00:58:24.260
I don't know how to spell it. I don't need it.

00:58:24.260 --> 00:58:27.039
Perfect. I'm going to add extra names to it just

00:58:27.039 --> 00:58:30.920
in case. Andy had this one on lock. I also don't

00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:34.059
know how to spell that last one, so sure. Thanks.

00:58:34.219 --> 00:58:38.460
I wasn't going to try. There it is. There it

00:58:38.460 --> 00:58:41.750
is from Eli. We got one point going to Andy and

00:58:41.750 --> 00:58:45.409
Eli. I'll just say it. Andy said this. Andy said

00:58:45.409 --> 00:58:48.329
the answer on stream. You better be making a

00:58:48.329 --> 00:58:50.710
funny... I looked at you. I looked at you, Colin,

00:58:50.769 --> 00:58:52.010
when I said it, and I'm like, oh, that's the

00:58:52.010 --> 00:58:56.809
bonus one. I did a trap. Yep, everyone got it,

00:58:56.869 --> 00:59:02.030
although Hal has added also known as dirt. Can

00:59:02.030 --> 00:59:03.849
we just remove a point from Hal just for that?

00:59:03.909 --> 00:59:07.309
That's a slight... He's so bitter. We don't have

00:59:07.309 --> 00:59:09.710
any silly answers on this quiz. The ghost of

00:59:09.710 --> 00:59:16.070
bitter quizzes is haunting my inspection. Nope.

00:59:16.650 --> 00:59:21.510
He's also got a gold star. One point for everyone.

00:59:22.070 --> 00:59:30.530
Eli wins the quiz. Good man. Good man. And I'm

00:59:30.530 --> 00:59:33.349
glad that I appear to be the only human being

00:59:33.349 --> 00:59:36.730
in this call who's ever looked at first edition

00:59:36.730 --> 00:59:40.570
Rogue Trader. I would like to add, you can find

00:59:40.570 --> 00:59:44.050
it as a PDF online. I will not name these sites

00:59:44.050 --> 00:59:47.989
so they don't get glassed. But it's not hard.

00:59:49.369 --> 00:59:51.949
Call and literally tell them to make it count.

00:59:53.170 --> 00:59:55.929
Chucking it towards you. I despise everything.

00:59:58.059 --> 01:00:00.480
But good quiz, everyone. Thank you all for coming.

01:00:00.800 --> 01:00:04.840
That was pretty tough, man. Again, it's quite

01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:07.940
a niche topic. It was quite a good idea. No one

01:00:07.940 --> 01:00:10.460
remembers the funny. I'm glad I'm glad because

01:00:10.460 --> 01:00:12.619
I kind of pulled this together last minute because

01:00:12.619 --> 01:00:16.179
I had... See, the problem, as you said, Hal,

01:00:16.300 --> 01:00:18.340
I need to do quizzes for things that Hal hates

01:00:18.340 --> 01:00:22.239
poor people. It's true. What? That was literally

01:00:22.239 --> 01:00:24.679
me. Ricky hates Battletech because it's cheap.

01:00:24.760 --> 01:00:26.820
Please, next time he's streaming, go tell him

01:00:26.820 --> 01:00:31.260
I said this. Whereas Pepe is 14 points. Go on

01:00:31.260 --> 01:00:35.559
to the next bricky stream or ad -ric episode

01:00:35.559 --> 01:00:39.340
and just put the pancreas man. The pancreas man

01:00:39.340 --> 01:00:41.119
cometh. That's what you need to put. Don't say

01:00:41.119 --> 01:00:44.739
that either. I've had enough of that exact comment

01:00:44.739 --> 01:00:49.519
from fucking Arthur Bones. Exactly. I guess it's

01:00:49.519 --> 01:00:57.500
free engagement, but also please stop. I didn't

01:00:57.500 --> 01:01:00.000
have any aspirations to win. I'm just happy that

01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:03.559
Eli won. Hey, that's true. We got a resounding

01:01:03.559 --> 01:01:07.260
not -Hal victory. Yeah. I haven't won in ages

01:01:07.260 --> 01:01:10.059
now. I haven't won in quite a while. Yeah, a

01:01:10.059 --> 01:01:12.460
couple donuts to read, actually. Oh, well, that's

01:01:12.460 --> 01:01:19.139
a shame. The Hal hate is never ending. It hasn't

01:01:19.139 --> 01:01:24.110
won in a while. You got three gold stunts. Okay.

01:01:24.110 --> 01:01:28.030
Two gold studs. You're basically at three, basically.

01:01:28.349 --> 01:01:31.210
Is it five wins per gold stud? Yeah. We haven't

01:01:31.210 --> 01:01:32.829
even had that many quizzes, bro. What the heck?

01:01:33.989 --> 01:01:40.329
It's not fair. Last few donos, though. Yes. From

01:01:40.329 --> 01:01:44.809
Eli's most excessively hung Bretonian. Did I

01:01:44.809 --> 01:01:50.820
see one before that? No. You can check. You are

01:01:50.820 --> 01:01:54.199
long -faced Nordic -Alpine -Urban -Clerkly mix.

01:01:55.179 --> 01:02:02.280
I have no Nordic in me. This is all Slavic. This

01:02:02.280 --> 01:02:05.940
is all Slavic boy here. I do. I have Nordic.

01:02:06.820 --> 01:02:11.739
We did actually have a couple of donuts before

01:02:11.739 --> 01:02:18.000
that. I'll have a look. Never mind. I'm trolling.

01:02:18.199 --> 01:02:24.539
I'm wrong. The Petonian just sent multiple. Sorry.

01:02:25.880 --> 01:02:31.739
The Moonlight Shadow 13 DPB for two bucks. I

01:02:31.739 --> 01:02:34.940
can't believe the timing there, gentlemen. I'm

01:02:34.940 --> 01:02:37.000
not sure what it's for. It's probably for the

01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:40.800
low blood sugar alert. Oh, yeah. That was great.

01:02:41.760 --> 01:02:45.780
I'd love to see a stream about Trazen the Kleptomaniac.

01:02:45.860 --> 01:02:47.900
We could probably do that pretty soon, not gonna

01:02:47.900 --> 01:02:50.349
lie. I just need to reread the book because it's

01:02:50.349 --> 01:02:56.489
been a while. Angry homunculus. One of the stats

01:02:56.489 --> 01:03:00.409
was blood tinge. Blood tinge? What does that

01:03:00.409 --> 01:03:03.949
do, angry homunculus? Let us know what that did.

01:03:04.050 --> 01:03:08.489
That's crazy. Blood tinge? I've tinged on my

01:03:08.489 --> 01:03:13.989
blood. Eli's most successively hung Bretonnian

01:03:13.989 --> 01:03:20.550
Sableby for 27 sex. Eli. Broad -faced, alpine,

01:03:20.550 --> 01:03:24.469
Baltic, rustic, robust type. Are we going in

01:03:24.469 --> 01:03:30.590
fanfic right now? Yeah. Onderwander. Thank you

01:03:30.590 --> 01:03:33.050
for $5. Hey boys, just wanted to say I love your

01:03:33.050 --> 01:03:35.190
work. Thank you very much. Also, who wins in

01:03:35.190 --> 01:03:37.090
a fight? No weapons, but both are covered in

01:03:37.090 --> 01:03:39.630
grease. Master Chief or Gottrick? Gottrick for

01:03:39.630 --> 01:03:45.250
sure. Probably Gottrick. Sorry, Master Chief.

01:03:45.530 --> 01:03:48.530
Master Chief is cool. He has height, but Gotrek

01:03:48.530 --> 01:03:51.329
has girth, and dwarven girth at that. He's also

01:03:51.329 --> 01:03:54.150
lower to the ground, so despite being covered

01:03:54.150 --> 01:03:56.090
in grease, he's probably got a better chance.

01:03:57.510 --> 01:03:59.710
Skarsnik's top guy, formerly known as Thanos,

01:03:59.889 --> 01:04:03.070
with a 20 and okay IP, you may continue. That's

01:04:03.070 --> 01:04:10.929
a long P. Eli, most sensibly hung Bretonnian

01:04:10.929 --> 01:04:13.349
stable, we gotta say it every time. Thank you

01:04:13.349 --> 01:04:19.760
for the 20, SEK. 27. Colin, square -faced Alpine

01:04:19.760 --> 01:04:23.039
Germanic learned burger. I'm afraid by blood

01:04:23.039 --> 01:04:27.800
it's Irish and Italian. Irish -Italian, if you

01:04:27.800 --> 01:04:29.619
will. Not a lot of Italian, but a little bit.

01:04:32.420 --> 01:04:35.619
Garhack World Chomper for two. Chat wins as always.

01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:37.539
I guess we should run this. Yeah, chat always

01:04:37.539 --> 01:04:41.710
wins. uh if we imagine we can if you go again

01:04:41.710 --> 01:04:43.829
if people were watching judo in the discord we

01:04:43.829 --> 01:04:46.070
should probably run a one where it's in the discord

01:04:46.070 --> 01:04:51.929
you know you know what we should do i think one

01:04:51.929 --> 01:04:53.710
day we should do an episode of the quiz where

01:04:53.710 --> 01:04:56.510
it's us all combining our efforts versus the

01:04:56.510 --> 01:04:59.530
chat and then it's like chat it gets gets a point

01:04:59.530 --> 01:05:02.289
we get a point and we have to like we have to

01:05:02.289 --> 01:05:06.510
be like how do we ensure i don't use google like

01:05:06.510 --> 01:05:11.420
that i wonder That's why we lose. Yeah, it's

01:05:11.420 --> 01:05:14.480
very easy to cheat. Did we read that one? The

01:05:14.480 --> 01:05:19.599
last one? A very tired Inari fan. Mr. Incredible,

01:05:19.800 --> 01:05:23.000
me too, kid. Did we read the one before that?

01:05:24.619 --> 01:05:31.380
Yeah, that was Garhack. I'm selling. He's going

01:05:31.380 --> 01:05:34.590
for it. I'm not mad. I just want to know what

01:05:34.590 --> 01:05:38.150
happened. I just want to talk to him. I just

01:05:38.150 --> 01:05:41.070
want to shoot him. I just want to talk to him.

01:05:42.789 --> 01:05:47.429
I think it is... I mean, what is Gavthorpe doing

01:05:47.429 --> 01:05:50.050
with them? I don't understand. What's the vision?

01:05:50.969 --> 01:05:54.570
Ruining them. Gavthorpe and Phil Kelly need to

01:05:54.570 --> 01:05:58.269
get on a cruise ship and never come back. They're

01:05:58.269 --> 01:06:04.510
getting torpedoed. Oh, man. Car hack again. World

01:06:04.510 --> 01:06:06.969
jumper for five. I think we've been edged for

01:06:06.969 --> 01:06:09.730
too long. We need Dark Souls lore. That could

01:06:09.730 --> 01:06:13.909
probably happen. I have no responsibility doing

01:06:13.909 --> 01:06:19.949
that. Nova box. Thank you for the five dollars.

01:06:20.349 --> 01:06:23.849
And he looks uncannily like my dad who left when

01:06:23.849 --> 01:06:30.380
I was four. Interesting. How old are you? Andy,

01:06:30.519 --> 01:06:34.239
do you have anything to say, Andy? I've had the

01:06:34.239 --> 01:06:39.579
snip. It's not me. Sorry. Eli looks like Jeff

01:06:39.579 --> 01:06:44.260
the Killer. Alina looks like John Brown and Hal

01:06:44.260 --> 01:06:47.760
looks like a British person. I appreciate that

01:06:47.760 --> 01:06:51.760
because that is the least offensive. I'll take

01:06:51.760 --> 01:06:57.039
John Brown. He was pretty cool. Chaotic Noom.

01:06:57.780 --> 01:07:00.980
Five New Zealand. Gosh, it must be early over

01:07:00.980 --> 01:07:03.760
there, man. That's crazy. Also, this is cool.

01:07:04.280 --> 01:07:07.340
This is so cool. I knew nothing. Also, Helen

01:07:07.340 --> 01:07:10.619
Andy gets good art and Colin gets memes because

01:07:10.619 --> 01:07:16.199
he has a bullyable face. Wow. Jesus Christ. Well,

01:07:16.199 --> 01:07:21.679
thank you. Bullyable. That's crazy, man. Keok

01:07:21.679 --> 01:07:23.639
Noon was shoving Colin into lockers in grade

01:07:23.639 --> 01:07:29.099
school. Holy cow. Man. Is Andy frozen? Is that

01:07:29.099 --> 01:07:32.340
just me? Yeah, Andy's frozen. Andy's frozen.

01:07:35.260 --> 01:07:37.340
He probably thinks we're the one frozen. Hopefully

01:07:37.340 --> 01:07:41.320
everyone can still hear us. He's back. I just

01:07:41.320 --> 01:07:46.219
had to wait. Of course, yeah. Blood tinges from

01:07:46.219 --> 01:07:50.679
Bloodborne. God, it's been a hot mess. I haven't

01:07:50.679 --> 01:07:53.599
played Bloodborne and I knew that. It's blood.

01:07:54.159 --> 01:07:59.780
Blood tinge, blood hinge, blood blob. What is

01:07:59.780 --> 01:08:03.639
this Discord I'm in? Oh, right. Join the Low

01:08:03.639 --> 01:08:08.139
Carbs Discord. Join it now. Eli's most excessively

01:08:08.139 --> 01:08:12.039
hung Bretonian stable boy and other 27SCK. Should

01:08:12.039 --> 01:08:14.719
have used fuzzy screenshots. Should have used

01:08:14.719 --> 01:08:20.859
my eyes, TBH. Oh, dear. Last one. Thank you for

01:08:20.859 --> 01:08:23.640
the $4 .99. The chat quiz is just the people

01:08:23.640 --> 01:08:27.789
most common in the server. Call versus y 'all.

01:08:28.390 --> 01:08:32.770
I don't understand this message. If we were to

01:08:32.770 --> 01:08:36.010
do the versus, he'd be the one. Basically, I

01:08:36.010 --> 01:08:40.329
think it'd be like we run it in the Discord and

01:08:40.329 --> 01:08:43.250
we have them all. They could be in the chat pooling

01:08:43.250 --> 01:08:44.770
their resources and then we'll just be like,

01:08:44.869 --> 01:08:46.550
whatever you put in the Discord chat for the

01:08:46.550 --> 01:08:53.440
VC, that's what we'll use. That'd be fun. So

01:08:53.440 --> 01:08:55.640
thanks, Hal, for the cat gif that I requested.

01:08:55.960 --> 01:08:58.199
I'm going to put it in the end. I'm sure it was

01:08:58.199 --> 01:09:00.659
the most common one, but there we go. Thank you

01:09:00.659 --> 01:09:02.399
again, though, for Colin, for guiding us through

01:09:02.399 --> 01:09:04.579
this another quiz. Thank you, Colin. Back to

01:09:04.579 --> 01:09:07.600
regular podcast stuff every once in a while.

01:09:07.779 --> 01:09:10.359
Got some guests coming on soon. Won't spoil who

01:09:10.359 --> 01:09:14.399
yet, because, you know. It's Sean McCain. It's

01:09:14.399 --> 01:09:20.930
all of your collective moms. All three. I hope

01:09:20.930 --> 01:09:22.270
you guys enjoyed the episode, though. Again,

01:09:22.329 --> 01:09:25.090
join the Discord. We have merch, all that good

01:09:25.090 --> 01:09:27.350
stuff. Obviously, if you like the video, you

01:09:27.350 --> 01:09:29.529
know what to do. Join the channel, all that stuff.

01:09:30.789 --> 01:09:32.970
Subscribe to the channel. Yeah, join and subscribe

01:09:32.970 --> 01:09:34.970
to the channel. Yeah, we'll do members -only

01:09:34.970 --> 01:09:38.470
stuff eventually. We'll put plans in for this

01:09:38.470 --> 01:09:44.710
as well, yeah. One last one, I think, Andy? It's

01:09:44.710 --> 01:09:48.770
edgy. It's edgy. nova box five bucks i love how

01:09:48.770 --> 01:09:52.590
you guys make sure racists make like me feel

01:09:52.590 --> 01:09:55.170
supported and loved love you guys almost as much

01:09:55.170 --> 01:10:01.329
as i love nascar wow thank you for that double

01:10:01.329 --> 01:10:07.890
box it's very uh you know you think there's some

01:10:07.890 --> 01:10:10.029
places in the world where like it's brazy like

01:10:10.029 --> 01:10:12.710
is it finland is the one i always think and they're

01:10:12.710 --> 01:10:15.760
just like yeah i just don't like that group You

01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:18.359
will never meet someone who hates another human

01:10:18.359 --> 01:10:20.619
being more than someone in the Balkans hates

01:10:20.619 --> 01:10:23.000
another person in the Balkans who lives miles

01:10:23.000 --> 01:10:28.779
away. Or to compare Hal versus someone who makes

01:10:28.779 --> 01:10:32.140
less money than him. That was literally me. I

01:10:32.140 --> 01:10:38.140
was supposed to. I slept in bunker beds basically

01:10:38.140 --> 01:10:43.140
most of my childhood. We love Hal. We just give

01:10:43.140 --> 01:10:45.359
him a hard time because he's pretty and it's

01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:48.979
not free anyway all right see you later guys

01:10:48.979 --> 01:10:50.699
love you all bye i love you see you