Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It's us. It's Law
Crimes. Yay! How's it going, everybody? Not too
bad. Andy is buzzed. Me and my lady have been
out to the pub for a couple of beverages, so
calm down. I'm okay. I was going to say, though,
today, I think Colin, you might want to take
it away, because Colin is headmaster? No, quizmaster.
Yes, I'm starting a boarding school for, I don't
know, mutants or something or whatever Charles
Xavier did. And points to Gryffindor. Can I have
a confession before we start, though? Oh, this
is good. Yeah, fire away. It's not that bad.
It's just slightly embarrassing for you. If anyone
knows the channel That Dutch Guy or Alex, he's,
you know, very, you know. Big Warhammer creator
who's also... Gaming storyteller. Gaming storyteller
is his main channel. What a name drop. Good guy.
Amazing guy. I accidentally, on a call with him
the other day, said, bye, I love you. Oh, dude,
I've got... No, you didn't. You didn't say that
accidentally. You meant it. You wanted to be
there in the room with him and you wanted to
give him a kiss on the cheeks. I've got two...
That was a flub. That was a massive, I panicked
and I was like, Oh, you tell us I love you. Every
time we finish a law crime stream, don't lie.
You go, love you. And you do a kiss noise. It's
amazing. I've got two related quick stories.
One is shout out to Dutch. Cause every time we
speak, I give them a new horror as to how I make
videos. He was not pleased learning. I record
directly into Sony Vegas. And also if I do make
a thumbnail, it's made in Sony Vegas. Also, the
fact that if you use something like vidIQ, you
look at Colin's videos and it's like, there ain't
no tags on these. You don't give a fuck about
SEO. I'm like, how does he do it? I've gotten
a little bit better with tags, a little bit.
The other story is how I had the worst moment
of that exact kind of thing. It was the first
time, I don't know, whenever you turn old enough
and the doctor's like, all right, I got to check
for ball cancer or whatever. turn your head and
cough. So I did that and then completely just
brain autopilot, I said thank you after I pulled
my neck. And then I immediately was like, hey,
can you just kind of give me the lethal injection?
At least you didn't call the nurse mum or something.
No, I did not do that. I did thank my doctor
for fondling my nuts. Splendid story. What are
we here for, Colin? Rogue Trader quiz. But not
just, you know, not Rogue Trader's the thing.
Rogue Trader First Edition Warhammer. When GW
was young and a whole lot of things were still
forming. A better time. Well, you know, if you're
a boomer. Yeah. uh but you know there's there's
a lot of cool stuff in rogue trader you gotta
you gotta appreciate it even if it's uh vastly
different from what we have now or before we
were born so indeed 40 years isn't it so i've
definitely i think it was like 87 it first came
out is that's one day is that one of the questions
one of the questions is not when rogue trader
first came out that one uh that is not a question
you know spoiler alert right now we're saved
Just older than Warhammer 40k. I got away with
it, folks. Calm down. Christ. I guess so, yeah,
but we're going to... Going back in time, though,
should we ask each other's... My confidence level
is not shining on this one, I won't lie. I remember
some... I've watched some Arbiter Ian videos
a while ago about it, but... Alright, so how
about I'll like... one of the easy questions
is if you get it wrong i i think you just need
to revoke your warhammer license you just gotta
and another one is a true or false so you got
a 50 50 shot nice i like that uh so yeah and
uh but uh you know hal's not feeling too confident
andy How are you feeling? You're feeling good
right now. I'm feeling great, but it's completely
unrelated to this quiz. Eli? I'm here. All right.
Amazing. It's all on you, Eli, because I'm not
going to help. I'm sorry. Not because I don't
want to, I'm just useless, sorry. Just between
the boys, do you think we would do better on
a Twilight quiz, or this? Twilight easily, oh
my god. I've never seen any of Twilight, and
I will never change that. Bro's missing out on
Peak. No, I'm missing out on Dogwater. Some scenes
are, yeah. I don't care. I'm not reading the
Fifty Shades of Grey fanfiction, or was it the
other way around? It's fan fiction of Twilight.
It's Mormon fan fiction of Twilight. Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Twilight's Mormon. Twilight's fan
fiction of something else. I just don't remember
what it is, or it started as that. It's fan fiction
of the lady who wrote it. She is her own self
-inserted OC, basically. Yeah. I'm angry over
being stuck in an 8th grade classroom of mostly
girls who were talking about Twilight once. This
is miserable core memory. Truly. With resounding
votes of confidence from everyone here, are we
ready to get into it? Yeah, we're here. Alright.
Well, then we're going to start easy. I'll get
the hard one for the easy section out of the
way first. Back in the old days of Rogue Trader,
we knew all of the Space Marine First Founding
Legions. What are the two that are no longer
First Founding ones? You can get two points for
this, one for each. I think I know one. I'm sure
you all know at least one. Andy, I would like
to reiterate, there are two. I know, but I don't
know what the other one is. Alright, fair enough.
I'm sorry. I'll match one in, why not? Remember
chat? You can play along. It's the other two
that can't mention. Is it weird? Yes. Is there
more to that? It's not a generic naming chapter.
I'm thinking weird. Alright, how about a slight
hint? One of them definitely has a funny name.
One of them just sounds like it sure is a 40k
name. I feel like I remember this. I got one.
I know the other one. There's no chance. Alright,
I'm locked in on this though. I kind of feel
like I'm confident on this one, and it's going
to go downhill from here. All right, all right.
Okay, okay, okay. I've got the answers from everyone.
If people were listening in the chat, in terms
of, because I know some people might be younger
than us, what edition came out when you were
born? Just so we have a reference of how much
younger the audience is. Okay, but next question
for now. This is a true or false one, and let
me know if you need me to clarify what I mean,
because I couldn't exactly figure out how to
write it. True or false, by the time the Horus
Heresy was first mentioned, those two legions
from the first question had already been retconned
to not be first founding legions anymore. Does
that make sense? Yeah. So when these two legions
were decided to not be first founding anymore
by GW, the Horus heresy had already been mentioned.
So either the Horus heresy was mentioned before.
Yeah. So how about basically were these two legions
part of the Horus heresy, true or false? Crazy.
It's a true or false. You literally can... I
know I already answered, then you changed the
question as well. Just bear in mind, with what
Hal said, I was born in 4th edition, apparently.
I've been going a while, but I was there. Barely.
Can't need to look out. I must have been 5th,
then. I find it very comforting that when I send
messages to Colin via Discord... Directly above
my answers is a gif of Coach from Left 4 Dead
2 doing like a crab dance. Yeah, because Andy
and his lady friend have horrible opinions about
who the best Left 4 Dead 2 character to be is.
It is Coach. No, it's Coach. It's my man, Coach.
I'm just looking at an absolute bucket of lore.
Now again, yeah, dude, I still appreciate that.
I still need to get writing on that video. Angry
homunculus. I wasn't there when Horace threw
the emperor, but I was there when Hal sharted,
not sharted, he farted on his roommate's door.
How was that when Hal sharted? I made a slip.
I made a Freudian slip. I have not done that
yet. But who knows? I haven't done that in a
while. Not since last week. I want to reiterate
the question. What the hell? hell is this? Never
mind. I gotta ignore the discord. I'm going to
say the question one more time just to make sure
we're on the same page. I found the best way
to put it. True or false, those two now retconned
legions were part of the Horus heresy. True or
false? Just going to make sure everyone's on
the same page. True is they were part of the
heresy. False is they were not part of the heresy.
Does anyone want to change? Oh, okay. True, part
of the heresy. False, not part of the heresy.
Were the bull scrunchers part of the Istvan drop
site massacre? Yeah, basically. This is crazy.
Well, I think it is. So there we go. And the
last question of the easy section. What chapter
is on the cover of the first edition Warhammer
book? Rogue Trader. See, this one, come on. So
this is the one we got wrong. We take back our
lore card. Yeah, this is the one I'm going to
be a little upsetting spaghetti if there's a
wrong answer. Lore cards are also known to repel
all women within a 30 meter radius. One of you
is married. Two of you are seeing someone. I
just don't talk to people. It's a debuff. Let's
just say that. You can make up for it. She let
me hit because I'm goofy. That's even the worst
thing I've said on a podcast this week. But is
everyone locked in? Everyone's ready for the
answers? I'm locked in. Alright. So, first question.
What were the other two first founding legions
that have now been retconned to not be? Eli is
the only one to get one point. It was the Rainbow
Warriors. That was one of them. The other was
the Valedictors. So I'm afraid one point to Eli
and zero to anyone else. That being said, I must
apologize, Eli, because Hal is now getting a
point. Because the answer is true. Those two
other legions were part of the heresy when it
was first mentioned. The Valedictors, at least,
were specifically mentioned as fighting in the
Horus heresy. Damn. I thought it was the first
one. I thought it was like they're no longer
first founding legions. At the time, they were.
Like during Rogue Trader, those were the other
two ones that have now been retconned to be unknown
founding. Oh, well, they don't exist. Shout out
to Rainbow Warriors as the Aztecs looking MFs.
That's pretty sexy. How did I miss that? I wouldn't.
I wasn't guessing. Rarus Pepe, I saw you. I saw
you put the right guess. That's a dub for you.
But yeah, so far it's one point for Hal, one
point for Eli. And I'm happy to say all of you
got the final point. Crimson Fists were the first
chapter on the Rogue Trader rules. You're still
in it. The current tallies are two for Eli and
Hal and one for Andy. I was going to say, I didn't
get two points. Easy section wasn't too bad.
I knew you were always getting one. I lost because
we do or something. We offered it like nine points
or something. Andy could overtake. I got tripped
up though, because I knew the mentors were in
like early Warhammer and then my favorites. So
I'm like, I got to do it. I got tripped up because
from what I remember, I was like, oh, they're
no longer first founding legions. I was like,
Chris and fists are in it. And they're no longer
a first founding legion. So I was like, But the
record must have happened later for Crimson Fist,
I assume. I did Mentors and Crimson Fist because
I knew they were on the cover. Yeah. Who's the
Valedictors and Rainbow Warriors? Who's the shit
about the Valedictors? Let's be honest. Does
anyone have a Valedictors army? Let's be honest.
Hang on a minute. If there's Genesis Chapter
Army, there must be, surely. There is one guy
who's posted one mini of a librarian with the
Valedictor's scheme and iconography. So at least
one guy has one mini of them. One guy has a hyper
fixation, but not to the point of making an army.
Just one dude. And he's like, this sucks. I will
say, look, I'm going to send the mini in the
Discord right now. This is a pretty well -painted
mini. Let's give the man credit. You know? What
is working? Oh, that is good. That is very good.
So, you know what? Shout out to you, one person
who has a Valedictor mini. You are carrying on
that torch. But with that, how's everyone feeling
for the medium round? We're good. Should we read
some donations before we go? We probably should.
Okay. Let's begin with Chaotic Neom with five
New Zealand's. Heck yeah. Catching a stream.
Interesting to see one first edition which feels
like a shitpost. Also drawing Magnus like one
of them French girls. Thank you very much, Chaotic.
I look forward to your next pregnant Colin. Indeed.
There seems to be many of those. Donkey Man USA
with the Fiverr. Streamlate due to hell. Jorking
it with Alien Nastase. Saying that guy's name.
Who is that? That was a... Eldar human, I think.
He was a half Eldar, half human who was part
of the Ultramarines. He got retconned as the
prisoner of Malkador. He's like, end me! He's
like, no! I'll revive you. He got retconned into
that and something else because someone with...
I think it's an Eldar Farseer with an identical
name travels with Gilliman sometimes. Also, this
reminds me of I sent Hal a meme earlier where
it's like someone aggressively petting a cat
and he's just jerking the peener. This is the
regular Law Crimes chat and he said an upset
emoji face. Another one. Having survived my drunk
antics of last stream, I came out of it with
a new library card, a new hat, and food from
the Dairy Queen I used to work at. That was an
adventure. James, with the 10 pounds, enjoying
your group's content a lot. Thank you. What is
your go -to tabletop army? And happy birthday,
Colin. Would ask what is your birthday wish,
but I already know it's drowning between mummy
marathons. Moist, I'm assuming it was supposed
to be moist thighs. Wow. I know what I'm about.
He doesn't apologize for who he is. Nequons.
They're not set up because they're at a friend's
house right now, but there's some of them back
there. Thousand suns for me. Oh my gosh, I have
no way to do this. Nights. Less minis. Yeah,
less minis. And he's trolling. Shout out to the
Skaven. Wait guys, let me go grab my miniatures.
No, no, no. You lose, you lose. Quiz over. Pancras
is silly as clown. Boy, this is a bust. Goonfall
stream of... Wait, what? Goonfall stream of Dulay
the Howl to Eldar the... I thought my dyslexia
was going overdrive there. Godzilla had it. Where
is Godzilla? Is he okay? Unbelievable name once
again. Eli's most excessively hung Bretonian
stable boy. Shout out the Diddy King, also Eli's
top goon here. Thank you for the 27 SEJ. It's
more unsettling with the profile picture as well.
You don't look like that. Closing straw 97 now
with a fiver. Opinion on the blunderbuss weapon
lore revealing that Conrad Kurz probably got
sent to planet Birmingham. What? Dude, those
are definitely words you sent us. Appreciate
that, though. Thank you, man. I don't know. He's
saying Nostromo is as bad as Birmingham, or Birmingham
is as bad as Nostromo, because it's not quite
that bad. Close. Birmingham is where the Harbingers
are from, I believe, if I remember correctly.
The Moonlight Shadow 13 DPD. DPB. Five bucks.
Hello, all. First message since I started watching.
Since the Skaven media expert was released. Damn,
that's a while ago. Thank you. Also, Kolen, I
blame you for my new Sons of Behemoth. Dude,
I'm glad. You know, I'm happy when people say
that I got them into an army. That makes me feel
like I did something actually productive. Eli's
most excessively hung Bretonian stable boy. Thank
you for the 65 SEK. I'm fascinated to see what
a 19th century anthropologist would say looking
at you guys. Okay. Maybe I'll do my own study
and see what I can find next episode. Wow. Was
that an insult? I don't know. Main event Virgil
with the five euros. Colin, do you not talk to
people or do people not want to talk to a man
whose facial hair makes Radagast the brown? First
of all, each shit I do talk to people. It was
a joke. It was a silly. Second of all, that's
kind of a pretty good insult. I'm not going to
lie. But also, let's not be around the bush.
You're just jealous. That's a good beard. There
are people who are very jelly of that beard.
Me included. And I can grow a beard. But still.
Tyboross, the colorblind wake for five something.
Can't stay for the pod, but we're good company
bonuses right now. So here's your share. The
rest is going to lobby for higher insulin prices.
Thank you for the first 60 % of that message.
I hope you burn for the second half. Thank you.
I'm glad you're getting a bonus. Also, mysterious.
Oh, no. Medlock. Thank you. Member for 11 months.
The pitch is amazing. It's great. So is the fact
that the name is just my name backwards. I have
2k of custodians. Long live the gilded groin.
When you phrase it like that, I can't help but
respect it. Every time they donate, I'd like
it. Skarsgård's top guy, formerly known as Thanos.
Thanks for the 20 and okay. Need to pee real
quick. Can you guys pause till I'm back? We're
kind of doing that now, man. Appreciate that.
Oh my god, I love that. I love that. Dude, I
gotta find that. no i don't i don't got it never
mind we'll move on it's a it's a horrible it's
a caption of that scene turned into a gift and
it's absolutely horrid uh anyway uh due to points
at the news it's been a very scary and stressful
time thanks for being one source of joy and never
judging us alphabet mafia folk that's a funny
way to word it but no worries Pyre with a fiver.
Found Colin through ravenous hunger for Nighthaunt
content. Found you all through him, consistently
happy about the series of events. We should do
Nighthaunt. Ghosts. Spooky ghosts for Halloween,
maybe. Have you been bothering other people for
this? Yeah, that's the... The second wind guy.
Main bird lick. Are you just bothering random
creators? You're a hero. You're a hero. That's
what you are. God bless. Lots of kill main burn,
kill main burn. Lick main burn, lick main burn,
lick main burn, lick. Wow. Amazing. Thank you
for the five. I'm not jealous of that beard,
I assure you. If I had that, my brown ass would
get stopped for every single random security
check. Thank you. That's funny. Okay. I'm the
last one for now. Knick -knack. Go ahead. Knick
-knack 3587 with the fiber. Reverse from last
time. One dislike from each of your favorite
armies. No BS like they're perfect. Everyone
else is wrong. Eli. Everyone else is wrong. Lore,
rules, etc. I'm an Eldar fan. Go read a book
where the Eldars show up. All right. I know I
said that was the last one, but we need to bring
this one to the fore. Yes, I did make Yossi wore
a green hat. Fantastic. That's great. I mean,
dislike of my actual army lore, the fact that
Magnus is inconsistent all the time. Just like
how? He doesn't deserve his leisure. They're
too good for him. He is honestly the worst part
of it, surprisingly, to me. Necrons, I dislike
that half of the characters are no longer in
the game. Also, Necron characters can be a little
bit inconsistent depending on the author. Sometimes
they're a little bit too silly. What was the
first half of that? Something you dislike about
your favorite? No, I didn't hear Eli's first
too long. Oh, one of the things I disliked was
that half of the characters aren't in the game
anymore. No, that is absolutely a valid cop -out
that GW keeps taking away your army. Shout -out
to Dark Eldar players, incidentally. Yeah, it's
over. It's literally over. Kalmar has fallen.
Billions must join the Craft Wars. They take
half your army and then take out the best combat
patrol in the entire game. And they took more
of the army. They took more of the army. Oh,
my gosh, man. All I can say about my favorite
faction, the Space Marines, is that in light
of the recent releases, there still aren't enough
captains of the Space Marine armies. Yes, you
gave us a jump pack. We kind of need more. Can
we have five more before the end of the year,
please? Otherwise, it's not fun. Waiter, waiter,
another Mornet, please. Ultramarine players are
even good always. Lucky guys. They've got more
captains than actual captains in the lore. It's
ridiculous. Who's this guy? He doesn't exist.
Next round then, shall we? Indeed. Let's go to
medium. So, the first question, again, two for
Eli and Hal, one point for Andy. The first question
of the medium round. What occupation are you
most likely to see in Eldar? in this edition.
Let's say you're a human. What job is an Eldar
you see most likely to have? And how are Eldar
perceived by the Imperium? Is it a 40k specific
job title? No, no. It's not like Adeptus Eldarius
or some shit like that. It's a job. And if you'd
like a further hint, it's a war game setting.
It's going to be a murdery job. Alright, I've
got... There's Andy's. God. What was the second
part of the question, sorry? And how does the
Imperium... What is their attitude towards the
Eldar? Hold on, I need to adjust. There we go.
I bloody can't spell. Seriously, if someone had
a gun to my head, I literally could not spell.
Okay. Thank you. Thank you, Eli, for... You're
welcome. I'm glad you answered and then threw
that in, just as a little surprise bonus. Hal,
what if the person who put the gun to your head
said, like, spell a word and you just said, stop,
or... Help? Or no? I just can't spell, man. I
have the issue with spelling. I can't spell.
Man makes multi -hour long videos which require
scripts. People should not see my scripts. It
is a cluster of red. Hal has now sent me a second...
Mr. President, there's been a second round of
nonsense. This is the third round of nonsense
that struck the Pentagon. Andy's answer is already
just... off the rails. We're going to go to question
two now. I will also say that first one is a
two -point question, as is this one. What does
the Eye of Terror occasionally do, and how does
the Imperium respond? So, the Eye of Terror,
at least in this edition, sometimes does something.
What is the Imperium's response when it does
this thing? Thank you. Thank you, Andy. I know
I've lost. I'm just going to be grotesque and
rude and naughty. Boys out of beer. Boys out
of beer. All right. All right. Huge for the program.
I'm not proud of my answer. Doubly huge for the
program. Andy's the only one I can perceive giving
a point. What? I know. I'm as surprised as you
are. Moving on to the third question of the medium
round. He's not proud. Okay. What is Lehman Russ
in this edition? Because Lehman Russ does exist
in Rogue Trader. What is he? Thanks, Andy. That's
not my real answer. I just want to make you chuckle.
What were we going to say? Oh, man. I'm going
to add quotation marks on that. Hold on. Because
that could be misconstrued. Delete that. Get
that off the screen right now, Eli. I'm not filled
with confidence. The Dark Souls 2 is not peak.
Yeah, it is, Donkey Man. You and me. Yeah, yeah.
And Garhack World Shopper. Hell yeah. My allies
are here. If anyone asks me to play a Dark Souls
game start to finish in one sitting, Dark Souls
2 is the lowest on my list. 3 is worse. 2 is
better than 3. Nah, that's just invalid. I replayed
them all in quick succession. I was like, I don't
remember 3 being this mid. For me, it was my
Halo 4 of the Dark Souls series. I'm a Dark Souls
3 fan. Guys, look, it's Andre. He's back. Guys,
look, Gwyndolin. Am I allowed to come now? It's
me, Sigvald of Katarina. Not to be confused with
Sigvard. What's the final boss of Dark Souls
3? Oh, the Aldia. Or Nashandra, depending on
if you have the DLC or not. Yeah. You think you're
going to catch me lacking? You think you're going
to catch me lacking? You're not going to catch
Gollum with his pants down, his Dark Souls 2
drawers. I just hate, like, the... I don't hate
the lore part of it. It's always just been the
combat system of, like, it's so delayed. Just
level adaptability by five levels, you'll be
okay. But drinking an Esther's Floss, apparently,
like... Someone graduates on the other side of
the world. It takes that long. But the thing
is, Hal, Dark Souls 2 is the easiest of the bunch
because you've got the gems, which can split.
You can get a bajillion of them. It's easy. Get
good at what Andy's saying. Yeah, get good. It's
easy. I've got all the achievements in all three
games. Come at me. Stop peeling in the boss's
face while you're underneath your scrotum and
maybe it'll go better for you. Could you name
all the bosses in Dark Souls? Oh, my God. Name
all the bosses in any of the Souls games. No.
i think i could do some man i don't know anyways
uh it's time to it's time to see how many points
you're all getting and boy is this a doozy is
this around so for the first question what what
job are you is an eldar most likely to have in
a rogue trader and how does the the imperium
view them for me uh i'll give uh andy or no not
andy i'm sorry i'll give no don't give me a point
hell and eli get one point Uh, for mercenary
bounty hunters, what Eli said and Hal said, mercenary
assassin, both of those are, you know, good enough.
I, you know, that's all I wanted, uh, something
along the veins of mercenary. And that's what
it was in rogue trader. If you saw an Eldar as
a non Eldar, you probably saw a mercenary. I
also would have accepted pirate. And, uh, uh,
well you put tramp. What else did I put? And
then as for how does the Imperium view them,
Andy put free foot jobs. As for... Which way
around? Who knows? As for how the Imperium views
them, no one got the answer right. Hal put jealous,
and Eli put scared of them. The answer is, by
and large, they're just tolerated. People, according
to Rogue Edition rulebook, whenever they show
up, the Imperium's like, ooh. What's going on
here? This is interesting, but no one seems to
really care one way or another. That's what I
said. I deserve a point. Fast -moving Eldar assassin.
So there's one point for Hal and Eli. Moving
on. Oh, no. Oh, I should also mention that Hal
also messaged me shite nugget, and Eli messaged
me pregnant Goku. I was feeling emotional. I'm
sure you were. I was feeling emotional. The next
question, what does the Eye of Terror occasionally
do and how does the Imperium respond? No one
got that first one right. And Andy is, I have
to, I'm giving him a point because it's more
right than anything else. What it does is it
occasionally blinks. What did I say? We'll get
to what you said. Because no one got the first
one right. Oh no. Oh no. So instead of, no one
put it, you know, it recedes, it blinks as it
says in the, you know, fancy speak. Hal said
honks out a brown snake. Eli said spits out demons.
No. And Andy said discharge. Look, all I'm saying,
it's an unpleasant word, but it is accurate.
No, it's not accurate. It's commensurate with
what it does. It goes away for a bit. No, I mean,
it doesn't come out of it. You're honking right
now, you fucking clown. That's going in the beginning.
Wow, there we go. You gotta remember to censor
it if it's going in the beginning. Although you
two said they're pulling back on the frame one
swear demonetizes you, so who knows. None of
you get a point. None of you get the first point.
You're all out. As for the second one, Hal, you're
also out. Imperium just works on increasing hairline
gap. That is not what the Imperium does. uh eli
i'll give you half a point for the imperium kills
them and andy said mop up which is close enough
to what they actually do which is when the eye
of terror recedes the imperium descends on those
worlds to dispatch uh quote unquote brutal justice
And that is where that passage describing it
is where you can find that picture I love so
much, which is two space marines performing a
shakedown on some dude who's pressed up against
a wall. I adore that image. Can I mention a cool
thing? Yes. We all know about how the Imperium
made the 20 chapters known as the Judge Chapters
to look after the Eye of Terror. To invade the
Eye of Terror because they were like, you're
all mutated and stuff. go in there and do a penitent
crusade. I love how when I was doing my chapters
stuff, the Vorpal Swords were the only ones who
came back. And the Saint, Saint Basilius, who
sent them there, how they dealt with this, losing
20 chapters of Space Marines to chaos or death,
was they went, all right, mate, we're going to
execute you, gather all of your followers, and
shoot you into the nearest sun. That's cool.
I like that. Love it. Abyssal Crusade -y. It's
fun. Oh, he messed up. Yoink into the sun. It's
funny. Colin's just disappointed from our previous
answers. I'm just here, man. So with that, and
the final question, what was Lehman Russ in this
edition? Hal said an actual dog or just a tank.
Zero. Eli said Lehman Russ is an Inquisitor and
then sent me a picture of Edward and the werewolf
guy pregnant. Jason. And then... Moving on. And
then Andy just said a generic Space Marine. So
you know what? I'm going to give Andy another
half point. Lehman Russ was just a Space Marine
commander. He was just a guy. Yeah, that's what
I meant. He's got a minion and everything. He's
got a chainsaw. You just said... You just said
a guy. You didn't give me anything beyond that.
You get half a point. That's already tying you
up with the other guys. All I'm saying is we
just got a Space Marine Captain with Jump Pack.
He's not a named character. He's just some guy.
Doesn't matter about his rank. That's what I
meant. You know what I meant. He's just like
a Space Marine. Wow. He's just a Space Marine.
He's not a Primark. He's not special. I just
have a point. Colin is unmoved. You get half
a point. That ties you up because they each only
got one point this round. I got half a point
extra this round. Pardon me, Eli got one and
a half points. I'm keeping notes. He's ahead
by a point. Andy can actually win this though.
He's locked in again. Eli and chat, if I'm doing
my math wrong, feel free to correct me. But to
my knowledge, Eli and Hal. No, Eli and Andy.
I'm having a stroke. Hal and Andy are at three.
No, I have two and a half. Hal has three, I have
two and a half, and Eli has three and a half.
Eli, Andy is much better at keeping track of
this than I am. Drunk Andy. I'm writing it down.
That's probably why. That's why I wanted an extra
half point so I could match with Hal, because
I don't want him to win. Okay, so we got two
and a half for Andy, three for Hal, 3 .5 for
Eli. And I think I'm going to go postal during
the hard mode of this. Because I'm already looking
at it, and one of these is just well out. I shouldn't
even bother. I should have just said, you all
get it wrong. You should have just said, I'm
disappointed in you all. Don't even try. Should
we get to the donos before we go to the next
round then? We should. Thank you very much, everyone.
That was being so nice and generous. It's crazy.
Hello, Seth. Thank you very much for 999. Some
dollars for that Canadian who went along with
the jetpack sleigh in Death Watch. RPG. I play
Death Watch with some fellows occasionally. I've
heard of the clandestine Death Watch. I use it.
Well, Colin, we know who this is for then. Okay.
Pancreas is silliest clown. Huge. Colin, I wanted
to shout out that you got me into IG. Thank you.
I'm glad you did. Even though you did warn me
in the video, my credit card would like you to
probably visit parent car. Document USA. One
thankful video, Colleen. The audio and the script
is finished. It's coming within a month. Yep,
you said the other day. I was like, oh, I'll
be happy. And he can vouch for me. I can vouch.
I'll be his sponsor. Big one here. Garhack World
Shopper. Thank you very much. I'll read this
one. Colin, a while ago you mentioned that you
wanted to do a Dark Souls, well, to do Dark Souls
lore. I say go for it. I want to hear the three
-hour glaze video on peak... peak souls 2 and
how burnt ivory king is better than the emperor
of mankind this what thank you so that's a really
generous donation to say such foul wrong fundamental
things about burnt ivory king is cool but like
it's just it's much smaller scale he's cool also
imagine how bored the knights were just like
sitting around for like however many years on
a chair I just want to kill my boss. I think
we can all agree, though. The worst Souls game
is the only game that does not have the Moonlight
Greatsword in it. That was always the metric.
I don't think there's any games that don't have
it. Which one doesn't have it? Sekiro's the only
one that doesn't have it in it. They tripped
me on that one. I've never beaten Sekiro, so
it's out. I've also never beaten Bloodborne,
but that's because I don't own a PlayStation.
Well, it's on PC now. I haven't played it either,
but we need to play Bloodborne. I haven't played
any of these games. I've played some of Dark
Souls 2. I've played some of Dark Souls 2. Stone
him to death. Dark Souls 2 is not the one. Throw
life gems at him so he survives. No, no, kill
this guy. The Moonlight's Shadow, 13 for 5. Colin,
I found you first since your username caught
my interest, given, well... Points to pump. Huge.
I laugh every time your forces itself into a
video. Sometimes, yeah. Every time the pump goes
off. Well, would you speak of the devil? Could
not have been more perfectly timed. Prophetic.
Prophetic, that is. Amazing. Sykes. Thank you
for the five. I was born during 7th edition.
Wow. You were young. Here's Colin for getting
me into Stormcast, Colin. Huge. Thank you very
much. Thank you for the program. i've beaten
dark souls 2 i have i didn't enjoy it well then
your tastes need to get good oh man uh delta
crafter arse for 100 100 arse we love it uh oh
i thought it was warhammer fantasy first edition
not 40k rogue trader i was going to make a joke
about harry the hammer Good luck from Argentina.
We love Harry the Hammer. Huge Harry the Hammer
mention. Toad of Warhammer. Isn't he in Toad
of Warhammer? He is. He's like, ah, it's Ray
again. Ah, I love them. They brought him back.
Now they need to bring back Slambo. We need Obi
-Wan Sherlock Clouseau in Toad of Warhammer 3.
Perfect. Set with the $4 .99. Dark Souls 2 was
my second best Souls game. Dark Souls 1 is still
my favorite. That's valid. But I just hate the
Gray Forest area in 2. Absolutely the worst.
I'm not the biggest fan of it, but I sure do
hope Miyazaki wasn't too involved. I sure do
hope that the people who made it pay for the
frozen valley of endless reindeer fuckery. That
was not fun on New Game Plus 3 when I was trying
to get the achievement for like pyromancies.
I think toothpick up the pee hole sounds much
better. Yeah. This guy's got jokes out the wazoo.
Can just have a little treat. Jesus. Eli's most
successfully hung Bretonian stable boy. Thank
you for the 27 SEK. Andy Broadjaw Alpine Teutonic
Urban Artisan Type. Thank you. Thank you. That's
a compliment to Andy, I imagine. Yancey wore
a green hat nine months ago for five euros. Always
fun to watch the disaster you guys call a quiz.
Thanks for that history. If you want me to harass
somebody specifically, I'm open to that. Go to
Josh Drive Hayes and just be like, wear a hat.
He'd be like, well, here's the thing about hats.
So the other day, I was looking at hats, and
I didn't actually like them. They'll do an essay
on it. Hang on. I'll send in chat a bunch of
people I want you to harass into putting green
hats on themselves. Several of them are VTubers,
so this might need to be made a little... You
can work with that, though. They've got models.
Yeah. Creative. Yeah. Is that it for now? I think
so. Two and a half for Andy, three for Hal, three
and a half for Eli. I am not going into the hard
section with faith. Fucking Christ. All right.
Who's ready? Me. I'm ready for this. Alright,
first round. First question. We can't hear you,
Colin. I can hear him. I think it went a bit
further away. Big fibber. First question. What
three stats from Rogue Trader tabletop have been
removed by this point in 40k tabletop? There's
technically a fourth one, but I'll just tell
you right now, it's not initiative because that's
still used in Horus Heresy. Not counting that.
So there are three stats that have just been
obliterated. They're no longer part of tabletop.
What are they? God. I think I'm... Can I put
more answers? I guess. Why not? You know what?
Throw as many potential stats as you can think
of, and if they happen to show up in it, I'll
take it. Okay. That last one isn't a word. I
refuse to believe that last one is a word. It
is a word. I spell checked and everything. I
love the comment. It's like a quote. It's a catchphrase.
It's that, I don't believe you. You silly gooby.
Those are all reasonable guesses. I won't put
5 ,000 things. That seems unreasonable. Eli,
would you like a hint before I go on? He gets
a hint? Hell, you haven't sent me anything. I
don't know. Eli, you got one right. All right.
I got an eye on this one. Well, I can't give
you a hint or anything because it's not here.
Well, I wouldn't love to help you out because
you're a rat who keeps winning, but in terms
of fairness, I would still give you a hint. It's
not my fault. Everyone needs to do better. I
would like to apologize, Hal. Zip. I got none.
You got none. I have no, Khalid. You have no
further anything? There's nothing in the tank,
man. Fair enough. Alright, well, Andy, do you
want to give anything else? I'm good. I thought
I'd give you the option to. Alright, we're going
to move on now. Thanks. Eli, I do appreciate
all of those. I feel like all of those could
have been stats. Which I'm sure gives you a hint.
Okay, hard. Second question. What is mankind's
main enemy in Rogue Trader? I got nothing. Answers
from Eli and Andy. Al, I'm waiting. It's a fact.
Low -key throwing off his answer. He is low -key
trolling, but you know, it's also... What is...
Is that your answer? Yes. Sick. Alright, moving
on to the final question. It's okay that I'm
throwing, it sounds like. What model slash being
would eventually become the Necrons? From first
edition. Come on. Come on. You can find art of
them. They had a model. They weren't called Necrons.
And if you'd like a further hint, about as far
away from Necrons as you can possibly get at
the time. But these fellas would clearly become
the Necrons. I'm busting for a wee. I'll be back
in a minute. He's busting. See, and I know I'm
not insane because various people are guessing
them in the chat right now. Okay. I can't even
look. Oh, God. Eli, you got anything? Not really.
Damn, this is tough. I mean, I'm just... Furthest
thing from them. Furthest thing. Well, like,
humans. Like, they're made of flesh. I'm not
saying anything. They were not HK -47, no. As
much as anything can be improved by putting him
in it. Alright, alright. We've got all the answers.
Almost. This fuck -ass cat gif is still looking
at me. I don't know what to do. I need help.
And he left a check for him. I don't think he
did. I think he's... Colin now has an old homeless
wizard loremaster beard now. You know what? Fuck
you. That's cool though. Dude, I have the medieval
innkeeper phenotype right now, alright? I think
you have the skinny Hagrid. I'll take it, I guess.
I'm a what? You're a bitch, Harry. You're a hairy
wizard. Yeah, I think I should... Dude, Harry
Potter's world building is magical. I gotta pull
up the wizard school map. Which house do you
belong to, Colin? No, I don't give a shit about
that. I gotta give a shout out to the Wizarding
School that has all of the Yugoslavian former
member states within it. You know they were breaking
out some real fun magic in the Middle East. What
a time to come back. Who gives a hell about Voldemort
or whatever. I want to know how Durmstrang, as
it was called, was going during the Yugoslav
wars. You know they had some real interesting
war crimes going on there. uh anyway andy uh
they've uh the answers are all in so we're gonna
go through the hard section now and okay man
so those three stats that have now been obliterated
because again i'm not counting initiative because
that is still in other warhammer games it's still
in fantasy or old world as it were and it is
i believe still in horror's heresy so initially
armor value is one of these things uh no armor
value is not one of these things i guess i could
say I guess I could have included that, but isn't
armor value still in heresy? I don't know dick
about the Horus Heresy tabletop game beyond initiative,
is that it? I'm going to be honest. But no, those
three stats, and Eli, you got one of them, so
one point for Eli in the hard mode, were initiative,
willpower, or no, pardon me, not initiative,
willpower, intelligence, and cool. That's awesome.
I can't believe I missed willpower. Wow. Everything
kind of got folded into leadership because especially
if you look at it, like 90 % of models had the
same number for all those stats. Or at least
very close. So for the sake of a bit of simplicity,
which I know ninth or tenth has gone way too
far into simplicity. but I think rogue trader
had a little bit too much nitty gritty. I don't
think we needed four different stats for brain.
Maybe intelligence could make a comeback, but
yeah. All right. Yeah. But, uh, so that's, uh,
Eli gave me 10 different answers. All of these,
if, if this was now for like, In RPG, I could
see all those being a stat. In fact, I think
a lot of these are skills in at least Warhammer
fantasy roleplay. I got one. I got one. Andy,
I'm sorry to say that girth, charm, and verisimilitude
were not at the time. Hal, I am sorry to say
that accuracy, stamina, charisma, peril, ammo,
loyalty, and cum were not stats. Accuracy is
just ballistic skill on the table. I know, I
probably might put it in a weird... It's impressive
that every single one of those was Hal just saying
the attributes of a winky. That's pretty impressive.
Is your dick charismatic? Does it speak to you?
Depends who you ask. Horrible response. Horrible
statement. The second one. Who is mankind's most
hated? You put funny glasses on the top and a
moustache. Fucking Groucho Marx winky. Winky.
Oh my god. It does winky. Uh, dude, she tinky
on my winky till I blinky. Till I tell you. You're
a grown man. You're a grown man. You're truly
rancid. Some of us have mortgages. I have one
too, and I'm going to keep saying this rancid
shit. I don't care. What is mankind's main enemy
and rogue trader? The orcs. Yeah, I knew that
was the answer. But I said Mankind and I didn't
switch it. None of you get a correct. I didn't
see that until... I still didn't get my answer.
It was fine. But I totally knew it was the Orcs.
I was trolling. When did you edit this question?
I edited it and I said it's too late, so it's
okay. I'll take the L. Okay. I think he still
wins. Honestly. And so, yeah, Eli said that.
But, you know, if it comes down to a tie, which
it probably won't, we can revisit this. Andy
said laws. Incorrect. And Hal just sent me a
gif of a cat with the caption, moi, I love you.
Wow. The cat's going to sweet kiss because I'm
begging. If I didn't want you to lose so much,
I would try to bargain for a point, but I want
you to lose for what it's worth. And for the
last question, what model slash being would eventually
become the Necrons? The answer was Chaos Androids.
None of you got it right. Eli put alive people
related to killing everyone in Necromancy. Andy
put John McCain. Hal sent me a gif of that Harold
guy that just says, smile through the pain. The
old guy with the white hair and whenever he smiles,
he's in pain. A resounding one point for Eli
this round. It's a difficult quiz. With that,
let's just get into the bonus round. This is
the other question where I said, if any of you
get it wrong, I'm going to be angry. Name the
funny Inquisitor. The funny one. Copyright hell.
I don't know how to spell it. I don't need it.
Perfect. I'm going to add extra names to it just
in case. Andy had this one on lock. I also don't
know how to spell that last one, so sure. Thanks.
I wasn't going to try. There it is. There it
is from Eli. We got one point going to Andy and
Eli. I'll just say it. Andy said this. Andy said
the answer on stream. You better be making a
funny... I looked at you. I looked at you, Colin,
when I said it, and I'm like, oh, that's the
bonus one. I did a trap. Yep, everyone got it,
although Hal has added also known as dirt. Can
we just remove a point from Hal just for that?
That's a slight... He's so bitter. We don't have
any silly answers on this quiz. The ghost of
bitter quizzes is haunting my inspection. Nope.
He's also got a gold star. One point for everyone.
Eli wins the quiz. Good man. Good man. And I'm
glad that I appear to be the only human being
in this call who's ever looked at first edition
Rogue Trader. I would like to add, you can find
it as a PDF online. I will not name these sites
so they don't get glassed. But it's not hard.
Call and literally tell them to make it count.
Chucking it towards you. I despise everything.
But good quiz, everyone. Thank you all for coming.
That was pretty tough, man. Again, it's quite
a niche topic. It was quite a good idea. No one
remembers the funny. I'm glad I'm glad because
I kind of pulled this together last minute because
I had... See, the problem, as you said, Hal,
I need to do quizzes for things that Hal hates
poor people. It's true. What? That was literally
me. Ricky hates Battletech because it's cheap.
Please, next time he's streaming, go tell him
I said this. Whereas Pepe is 14 points. Go on
to the next bricky stream or ad -ric episode
and just put the pancreas man. The pancreas man
cometh. That's what you need to put. Don't say
that either. I've had enough of that exact comment
from fucking Arthur Bones. Exactly. I guess it's
free engagement, but also please stop. I didn't
have any aspirations to win. I'm just happy that
Eli won. Hey, that's true. We got a resounding
not -Hal victory. Yeah. I haven't won in ages
now. I haven't won in quite a while. Yeah, a
couple donuts to read, actually. Oh, well, that's
a shame. The Hal hate is never ending. It hasn't
won in a while. You got three gold stunts. Okay.
Two gold studs. You're basically at three, basically.
Is it five wins per gold stud? Yeah. We haven't
even had that many quizzes, bro. What the heck?
It's not fair. Last few donos, though. Yes. From
Eli's most excessively hung Bretonian. Did I
see one before that? No. You can check. You are
long -faced Nordic -Alpine -Urban -Clerkly mix.
I have no Nordic in me. This is all Slavic. This
is all Slavic boy here. I do. I have Nordic.
We did actually have a couple of donuts before
that. I'll have a look. Never mind. I'm trolling.
I'm wrong. The Petonian just sent multiple. Sorry.
The Moonlight Shadow 13 DPB for two bucks. I
can't believe the timing there, gentlemen. I'm
not sure what it's for. It's probably for the
low blood sugar alert. Oh, yeah. That was great.
I'd love to see a stream about Trazen the Kleptomaniac.
We could probably do that pretty soon, not gonna
lie. I just need to reread the book because it's
been a while. Angry homunculus. One of the stats
was blood tinge. Blood tinge? What does that
do, angry homunculus? Let us know what that did.
That's crazy. Blood tinge? I've tinged on my
blood. Eli's most successively hung Bretonnian
Sableby for 27 sex. Eli. Broad -faced, alpine,
Baltic, rustic, robust type. Are we going in
fanfic right now? Yeah. Onderwander. Thank you
for $5. Hey boys, just wanted to say I love your
work. Thank you very much. Also, who wins in
a fight? No weapons, but both are covered in
grease. Master Chief or Gottrick? Gottrick for
sure. Probably Gottrick. Sorry, Master Chief.
Master Chief is cool. He has height, but Gotrek
has girth, and dwarven girth at that. He's also
lower to the ground, so despite being covered
in grease, he's probably got a better chance.
Skarsnik's top guy, formerly known as Thanos,
with a 20 and okay IP, you may continue. That's
a long P. Eli, most sensibly hung Bretonnian
stable, we gotta say it every time. Thank you
for the 20, SEK. 27. Colin, square -faced Alpine
Germanic learned burger. I'm afraid by blood
it's Irish and Italian. Irish -Italian, if you
will. Not a lot of Italian, but a little bit.
Garhack World Chomper for two. Chat wins as always.
I guess we should run this. Yeah, chat always
wins. uh if we imagine we can if you go again
if people were watching judo in the discord we
should probably run a one where it's in the discord
you know you know what we should do i think one
day we should do an episode of the quiz where
it's us all combining our efforts versus the
chat and then it's like chat it gets gets a point
we get a point and we have to like we have to
be like how do we ensure i don't use google like
that i wonder That's why we lose. Yeah, it's
very easy to cheat. Did we read that one? The
last one? A very tired Inari fan. Mr. Incredible,
me too, kid. Did we read the one before that?
Yeah, that was Garhack. I'm selling. He's going
for it. I'm not mad. I just want to know what
happened. I just want to talk to him. I just
want to shoot him. I just want to talk to him.
I think it is... I mean, what is Gavthorpe doing
with them? I don't understand. What's the vision?
Ruining them. Gavthorpe and Phil Kelly need to
get on a cruise ship and never come back. They're
getting torpedoed. Oh, man. Car hack again. World
jumper for five. I think we've been edged for
too long. We need Dark Souls lore. That could
probably happen. I have no responsibility doing
that. Nova box. Thank you for the five dollars.
And he looks uncannily like my dad who left when
I was four. Interesting. How old are you? Andy,
do you have anything to say, Andy? I've had the
snip. It's not me. Sorry. Eli looks like Jeff
the Killer. Alina looks like John Brown and Hal
looks like a British person. I appreciate that
because that is the least offensive. I'll take
John Brown. He was pretty cool. Chaotic Noom.
Five New Zealand. Gosh, it must be early over
there, man. That's crazy. Also, this is cool.
This is so cool. I knew nothing. Also, Helen
Andy gets good art and Colin gets memes because
he has a bullyable face. Wow. Jesus Christ. Well,
thank you. Bullyable. That's crazy, man. Keok
Noon was shoving Colin into lockers in grade
school. Holy cow. Man. Is Andy frozen? Is that
just me? Yeah, Andy's frozen. Andy's frozen.
He probably thinks we're the one frozen. Hopefully
everyone can still hear us. He's back. I just
had to wait. Of course, yeah. Blood tinges from
Bloodborne. God, it's been a hot mess. I haven't
played Bloodborne and I knew that. It's blood.
Blood tinge, blood hinge, blood blob. What is
this Discord I'm in? Oh, right. Join the Low
Carbs Discord. Join it now. Eli's most excessively
hung Bretonian stable boy and other 27SCK. Should
have used fuzzy screenshots. Should have used
my eyes, TBH. Oh, dear. Last one. Thank you for
the $4 .99. The chat quiz is just the people
most common in the server. Call versus y 'all.
I don't understand this message. If we were to
do the versus, he'd be the one. Basically, I
think it'd be like we run it in the Discord and
we have them all. They could be in the chat pooling
their resources and then we'll just be like,
whatever you put in the Discord chat for the
VC, that's what we'll use. That'd be fun. So
thanks, Hal, for the cat gif that I requested.
I'm going to put it in the end. I'm sure it was
the most common one, but there we go. Thank you
again, though, for Colin, for guiding us through
this another quiz. Thank you, Colin. Back to
regular podcast stuff every once in a while.
Got some guests coming on soon. Won't spoil who
yet, because, you know. It's Sean McCain. It's
all of your collective moms. All three. I hope
you guys enjoyed the episode, though. Again,
join the Discord. We have merch, all that good
stuff. Obviously, if you like the video, you
know what to do. Join the channel, all that stuff.
Subscribe to the channel. Yeah, join and subscribe
to the channel. Yeah, we'll do members -only
stuff eventually. We'll put plans in for this
as well, yeah. One last one, I think, Andy? It's
edgy. It's edgy. nova box five bucks i love how
you guys make sure racists make like me feel
supported and loved love you guys almost as much
as i love nascar wow thank you for that double
box it's very uh you know you think there's some
places in the world where like it's brazy like
is it finland is the one i always think and they're
just like yeah i just don't like that group You
will never meet someone who hates another human
being more than someone in the Balkans hates
another person in the Balkans who lives miles
away. Or to compare Hal versus someone who makes
less money than him. That was literally me. I
was supposed to. I slept in bunker beds basically
most of my childhood. We love Hal. We just give
him a hard time because he's pretty and it's
not free anyway all right see you later guys
love you all bye i love you see you