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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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It's Law Crimes. Hello, you scallywags. How's

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it going? Evening, morning, depending wherever

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you guys are. God, it's a good day today, guys,

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isn't it? It's a good day because it's again

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continuing the positivity. Good boys. One episode

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of, oh, good things in Warhammer. And everyone

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said, no, it can't be done. And we did it. And

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now we're doing a really contentious issue. How?

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I think you would be good at explaining this.

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I'll say, should we preface that there is, in

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fact, because this is Warhammer, they are not

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morally good necessarily by our standards. So

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take a break, take a chill pill. We know some

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of these people are questionable. Well, here's

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the thing. There's this pervading meme about

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everyone in Warhammer is evil. But I don't think

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that's the case. There's evil systems in place.

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There's evil organizations. But not everyone

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in the setting is evil. Some people are just

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trying to get by. Some people are trying to do

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good within a flawed system. But the pervading

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meme is that like, oh yeah, everyone's evil because

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they're part of an evil setting. It's like, no.

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Oh no, sorry. I thought that was the end. Yeah,

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go for it. I think the factions, you know, overall

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are all, you know, this is pretty evil going

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on. You know, some of the people in them are

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pretty, you know, pretty fine folk. Yeah, I think,

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yeah, we've, amongst the boys here, again, if

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anyone is new or listening, we are Lord Crimes

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and we have a Discord, so do go check that out,

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because we often ask people to help you out,

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as in our last episode, Absolute Cinema, so do

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go check that one out. Thank you, all the law

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criminals, for helping out for your answers on

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that one. And again, we've chosen a selection

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for our, I guess, to be fair, these are kind

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of our, each one is done by our favourite. good

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characters in some sense because obviously we

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all like various different aspects of the warhammer

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verse you know it's very it's a lot of variety

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of opinions uh amongst you know some people like

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as dirty xenos you know those poor people so

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um uh yes some of the guys like that but today

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we're going to go through and i guess give our

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best case as well as our kind of standout characters

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that by the way you should absolutely go check

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some of these guys out we do highly recommend

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probably We've chosen them, so I'd recommend

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any other series that we're going to go off with.

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Who are we starting with, boys? I don't know.

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Was it me? I think you said probably because

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I should get started because I've got a bunch

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of extra. I've had a look into this. Well, no,

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no, actually. This is Son of the Phoenix. It's

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a brand new season pass of Space Marine 2 and

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I had like 10 minutes to try it out before we

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started today. for real emperor's children well

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he's part of the imperial fist successor pack

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so yeah sure and i thought it'd be like oh that

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usually there's some nice comics about these

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guys i'll start the gameplay footage with him

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um but yeah so i i'll start us off uh because

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i know um Generally speaking, when people think,

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oh, who are the good guys in Warhammer, people

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always think of the Salamanders. So I thought,

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well, instead of doing a generic, the entire

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Salamanders chapter slash Legion, I'll briefly

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talk about Sakaan. And Sakaan is a Space Marine.

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He's a Primaris Space Marine from the TIEV slash

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Pariah Nexus animations from Warhammer TV. This

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guy. In the animations, he drops on this planet

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that's being beset by the Necrons. He fights

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alongside a sister of battle. And his narrative

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arc about spoiling much about the show is that

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he's all alone. He's trying to piece together

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what's happened. There's a bunch of dead Ultramarines

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everywhere. The Necrons are rife. And he rescues

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a bunch of survivors, civilian survivors. There's

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an ecclesiarchy priest. There's a couple of children.

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And there's some adults. And he basically tries

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his best to make sure that they don't die during

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the campaign. Long story short, the animation

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ends with just the little girl alive before she's

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shot by the guardsmen. But that's beside the

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point. Sakaan himself does a really good job

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of trying to be like... like a hero of humanity,

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a protector and defender. He loses his arm during

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the show. And in the Tides episode where he has

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like a sequel moment, he even sides with a apothecary

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of the Ultramarines called Brutus, I believe

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it is. And he's basically like, oh, all my brothers

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have been killed by the Necrons. They're doing

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some experiments on their bodies. I need to go

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in there and retrieve their gene seed. And he's

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like, well, I'm not an Ultramarine, but I'm going

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to do the good thing anyway. And I'm going to

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help you retrieve their gene seed. Long story

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short, Brutus gets mauled by the Necrons after

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he harvests the Gene Seed. And so the last thing

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we see of the animation is Brutus giving the

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Gene Seed to Sakaan while he evacuates and gets

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extracted by the Ultramarine Thunderhawks. Brutus

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disintegrates into atoms because Necron guns

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are scary. Yeah, can't have a nice ending for

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Warhammer, but you can have nice gestures, I

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suppose. I tried to save the civilians. They're

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all dead. I tried to help the apothecary. I helped

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the apothecary. He's dead. But, you know, that's

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kind of what the Salamanders are about, like

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futile acts of goodness. Look, I mean, look,

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if nothing else, the story ends with a guardsman

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shooting, you know, a child in the face. Look,

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I was part of the education system for a bit.

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Shoot more kids. What do you mean by that? I

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mean, I hate children. Wow. You didn't hear first,

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folks. That is quite an unhinged sentiment. Jesus

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Christ. You work with a hundred of them a day

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and not be filled with hate towards anyone under

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the legal drinking age. Yeah. I thought that'd

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be an easy way to start things off. Salamanders,

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get them out of the way. We know salamanders.

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Other than when they're burning children of the

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alder variety, they are good boys. Probably deserve

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talent. You pick a lane to stay in, Eli. I don't

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care which one it is. Just pick a lane to stay

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in. You love or hate them, Christ. Well, I have

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an honorable offering, which is just one moment,

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which is... i hate to say it but uh the grey

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knights did in fact uh after a craft world was

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basically decimated by sunesh demons specifically

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or is it tyranny i can't remember if anyone knows

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uh it's the one where um the grey knights basically

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they through purging i think chaos or i think

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probably chaos because they're grey knights um

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they had come by the way of spirit stones and

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seeing the fact that most other imperials probably

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would have stomped on those just shiny jewels

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at any moment the grey knights did in fact give

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them back to the elder and they were like you

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didn't have to do that that is in fact the souls

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of our dead are who would be devoured for eternal

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hell and you saved them and that is a very kind

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moment thing to do the grey knights Get one shout

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out. I took a cigar and went, look, I'm supposed

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to kill chaos stuff. I don't give a damn about

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Xeno. It's not my job. I'll do my job. You do

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your job. We keep a distance. It's fine. Don't

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worry about it. Forget about it. Everyone was

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happy. Yes. And everyone in Warhammer 40K made

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up. My first offering to the amazing people.

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This is an amazing series. I think. everyone

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should go read this isn't the kyphus kane books

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but this is not kyphus kane we are talking about

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ferric jurgen who is the first class gunner and

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basically personal aid of kyphus kane and i mean

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where to start with this guy uh i'm not going

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to start with his backstory because that is unimportant

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there's a few things you need to know about ferric

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and if you wish to know even more we do have

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a kyphus kane episode so do go check that out

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um ferric yogan Does not smell very good. Correct.

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Correct. The most... He is what you'd describe

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as an ugly man. Not good -looking a man. He is

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in the Imperial Guard and he is part of the Valhallans.

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Well, he's from Valhalla, part of many different

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regiments at certain times in his life, but mostly

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serves with the 4, 5... six or i can't remember

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the damn regiment name but um he serves with

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kyphus kane and his story begins basically when

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uh jürgen is again he is particularly not the

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bright sharpest tool in the shed he smells really

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bad people is often a joke being like oh you

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have to go hang out with jürgen and the story

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begins when kyphus kane essentially by accident

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sort of saves his life and him being a commissar

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is awarded a personal aid and this is mr west

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country himself ferric jurgen who i'm going to

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say whenever you're whenever you're coming whenever

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ferric again like yeah whenever he does anything

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for kaifers kane he always says i'm coming commissar

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yes sir it is the most it is called a west country

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english accent and it is by it is like a farming

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slash rural dialect initially, and it is hilarious

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every time it comes out. He is the strongest

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Valhalla accent, apparently. And the whole story

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is that this unsuspecting first -class gunner,

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which has his own rank, because For some reason,

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he's not quite just a normal gunner in the Valhalla

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Regiment, but he needs a special rank when he

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serves alongside Kyphos Kain, who, as we know,

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is the biggest, silliest clown slash biggest

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coward in the entire Imperium. And he would go

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on to join Kain from what would be the Valhalla

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Artillery Regiment into what would be a new regiment

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formed of men and women. And Fereg Yogan as himself

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not being the brightest... like not sharpest

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tool in the shed he's probably not quite aware

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of how much he stinks and this is often a weapon

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in kyphos kane's arsenal and due to the fact

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of if kyphos kane wishes to not be involved in

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a conversation for too long he will call in jurgen

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who will then make everyone else hold their breath

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because i'm sure it's described as like he smells

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like dry vomit or like dirty socks um permanently

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And he is often called in. He does lots of Caiaphas

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Cain's paperwork because he believes his utmost,

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because of his stupidity, he genuinely believes

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the lie that is Caiaphas Cain and believes every

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single word that he says. And in the beginning,

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you're like, oh, that's just quite funny. But

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then we move on to the story of where most of

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the Caiaphas Cain books sort of lead off from,

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which is the world of Gravelax. which is essentially

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a gene -sealer cult uprising. Again, go check

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out the episode if you want to have more of that

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whole episode. We described the first book on

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that one. But essentially it boils down to Caiaphas

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Cain is always reminded by the fact that despite

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Ferek Yergin being not... Very smart. He smells

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bad. He's addicted to porn mags. Will, as Colin

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has said in previous episodes, will jork it in

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a full room. No. I said he's not jorking it.

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He's just reading. He's just having a look. He's

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warming up for later. He has no etiquette. Will

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leave the dirty mag straight up in public view.

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Does not care. His uniform will never fit him

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even if it's tailored to his exact proportions

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uh because it just going about him like he just

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cannot be put together correctly and through

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the gravel act story we see that he gets his

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iconic melter gun which he often uses to take

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over take down foes way more dangerous than a

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normal guardsman uh if he even kills a chaos

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marine at some point which is amazing uh he would

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then through this story be exposed to be well

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in secret only to kane and ambly veil the inquisitor

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that the reason for his other natureness and

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why he stinks about everyone kind of doesn't

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like him necessarily uh is the fact that he is

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a blank slash he is a null so the warp stuff

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around him is nullified which means most of kyfer's

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canes like sort of seeming luck in stories where

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he fights like a you know an enemy that's completely

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outsizes them. It is because there's like a disorienting

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effect of being there. Mr. Ferrick Yogan himself,

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which he has no idea that he's a blank at all.

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He just thinks he's like, Oh, I just got lucky

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there, sir. You know, he has no idea. But the

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reason I put him on here, because his loyalty

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is, it comes from such a good place. Like he

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genuinely believes that Kuyper's cane is like

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the greatest ever. He's a good guy. when kane

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like goes on into the second uh novel that we

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haven't done the channel yet um when kane has

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to basically go into a necron tomb a second time

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and it's almost like certain death yogan literally

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volunteers his life to go with kyphus kane and

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uh kane is genuinely like touched being like

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he genuinely will like you know he'll die for

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me in this guy like he'll and he'll he'll fight

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to keep me alive no matter what because he genuinely

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cares about kane uh And also, last details about

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him, he has the ability to source food from anything.

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He always has a sandwich on him that he scavenges

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from people. He brings Cain tanner tea at every

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single waking moment, which is extremely bitter

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tea that Valhalla is like. He's got to be part

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rattling, surely. He's a walking cafeteria. You're

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underestimating the human spirit to simply create

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one of the smelliest ungroomed people on the

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planet. That's pure human, baby. I mean, he doesn't

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also understand someone, other people's humor

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necessarily. He is inquisitive. like a baby in

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some sense, because he would straight up ask

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someone, oh, why is your baby ugly, sir? You

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know, he would just say that. And then Jürgen

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said, goo goo gaga, commissar. And despite him

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being like, you know, he can't grow a full beard,

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he's quite not pretty to look at, but he will

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take down, like he kills a cheesy little patriarch

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he's killed. I mean, he's also, to be fair, not

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the dumbest when it comes to military tactics

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as in even the most recent kyphus kane books

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it shows like when they're fighting like renegade

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skitari and other stuff he'll literally be like

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you know we'll actually we'll fake our deaths

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here and then we'll go basically do a flanking

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maneuver and then kane's like that's kind of

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genius uh so absolute shout out to mr ferric

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jurgen who um just makes every kyphus kane story

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hilarious because this is a real one absolute

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real dude Colin, then, did you have anything

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to add to that one particularly? Well, you see,

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whereas Hal went for, you know, for good old

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Jürgen, which is undeniably a great pick. I'm

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a... Man of the people. I was rather less creative,

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and I just want to talk about the man himself,

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Mr. Kane, you know? True hero. He's... Look,

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he's earned the title Hero of the Imperium. Even

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as, you know, I'm sure you're well aware, he

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doesn't quite believe that himself. But, you

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know, he... He's just a good person. And I think

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his, his crime is he's, he's been, you know,

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he's a commissar of course. So I, I'm half convinced

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that his unending, like self doubt and imposter

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syndrome just comes from the fact, you know,

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he was raised in the scallop or genium basically,

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which means he was taught that anything, but

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the complete willingness to strap a grenade to

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yourself and run into the enemy lines. means

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you're a coward bear in mind the scholar progenium

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one of them is said to have basically interred

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some of its more unruly students into the foundations

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of the wall yeah as a reminder to be like behave

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yourselves or you'll be like ben over here like

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oh no he's still got his mouth canes uh canes

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time in the scholar progenium is pretty uh Pretty

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wild, I'm pretty sure, right? We only know a

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little bit about it, but he seems to have spent

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most of his time doing everything he could to

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do the bare minimum of passing. Which, give him

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credit, right? Bare minimum of passing the Scalloper

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Genium is still like Navy SEALs fucking training.

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So, you know, the bare minimum effort is still

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quite a bit. But even with that, you know, he

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was a bit of a slacker by those standards for

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everything but swordplay and athletics. uh and

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even then he would have to play a rugby with

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the sisters of battle and very few people come

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away with that without a couple broken balls

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so are you saying he was that one guy who'd be

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at school who wouldn't do any homework and he

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wouldn't do any prep for exams but he'd still

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somehow turn up on the day and get through without

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a problem yeah he'd be that guy well He did well

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enough. This is a controversial statement, but

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good enough by definition is good enough. He

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was doing that. By then school. I was the kid

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who showed up without studying and made it through.

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I hate you. I hate you so much. Talk about it

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for another time. I would piss off some of my

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friends so much with that. Unrelated. But no,

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you read the Kane books and he's always going

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on about how he just doesn't want to get shot.

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Every good action he takes is solely determined

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by he needs to live up to the reputation or because

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it's just totally the thing that makes the most

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sense in the long run. And again, fair is fair.

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Sometimes, you know, you believe him. Some of

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the things he does, it's like, all right, you

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were probably just trying to save your own skin.

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See all of the countless stories that begin with

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him trying to find a nice position away from

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the front lines. And then that's where the secret

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bad things were happening that he just kind of

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trips into. You know, that does happen quite

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frequently. But most of the rest of the time,

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he's pretty clearly either. maybe lying to himself

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because he knows someone's going to read the

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memoir. He knows Amberley's going to read those

00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:06.579
memoirs. No way in hell. He wasn't at least partially

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aware she was going to take a look at some point.

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And also just, you know, doesn't believe in himself

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much. For example, you know, good old Juergen,

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right? This, you know, this will tie it together

00:20:20.920 --> 00:20:23.859
a bit with Hal's segment. There's a, when Kane

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was his lover of the book. was an Imperial governor's

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daughter who was, wanted to not, you know, she

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wanted a romantic life of adventure, not quite

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realizing the setting she was in and what adventure

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usually means in 40K. She was bad -mouthing Jürgen

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a bit. And, you know, this isn't the most courageous

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example, but she was mean to Jürgen and Cain

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almost immediately went like, now you're gonna

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don't worry about it you're doing just fine and

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then she just he just tells her off like a whole

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paragraph worth of like hey that's a guardsman

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that is my aid he has done great work for decades

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you shut your goddamn mouth it's like even like

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That's just a nice thing, right? Even the other

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people in Warhammer were probably good guys,

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circumstances permitting, right? They're not

00:21:20.329 --> 00:21:22.529
always doing nice things like that. That was

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just Kane like, no, that's my pal. You leave

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him alone, asshole. That's like the equivalent

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of his mangy dog that's been there through thick

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and thin and bitten anyone that's tried to hurt

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him. He's like, you leave my mutt alone. He smells,

00:21:36.190 --> 00:21:40.170
but he's happy. He's a loyal dog. He's a good

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boy. It just reminds me of the bit where Hal

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was talking about him doing the paperwork. Could

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you imagine the administratum guy just being

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like, paperwork, paperwork, and you get this

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package and you just go, ha! There's a bit of

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stank on the pages still. What is that? Where

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did this come from? I don't know. That's just

00:22:00.150 --> 00:22:02.890
nice, right? That's just plain nice. He's just

00:22:02.890 --> 00:22:05.730
being a good person. Stop bad -mouthing my friend,

00:22:05.769 --> 00:22:09.619
asshole. What would you say is a... As the person

00:22:09.619 --> 00:22:12.259
who probably knows him almost best, when Quisda

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Amity Vale, who basically is the one reading

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his memoirs for the listener, what would you

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say her assessment of Kane is, since she's the

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one who kind of knows what he's really about?

00:22:23.779 --> 00:22:28.099
She knows he is, like, he's not, she's very well

00:22:28.099 --> 00:22:30.779
aware his reputation is, he does not completely

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live up to it, at least in terms of, like, how

00:22:33.160 --> 00:22:35.200
other people view him, right? Like, he doesn't

00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:38.059
charge into battle, like... Pardon the diabetes

00:22:38.059 --> 00:22:42.700
one moment. Oh, no. His pancreas has started

00:22:42.700 --> 00:22:46.779
working. Oh, no. God, I wish. If that happened

00:22:46.779 --> 00:22:51.480
spontaneously, I might break down crying. Unrelated.

00:22:52.759 --> 00:22:57.099
She knows he's, you know, he's scared more often

00:22:57.099 --> 00:22:59.119
than not. There's even a bit where Kane, like,

00:22:59.119 --> 00:23:01.720
in his memoirs writes, now I don't think, you

00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:04.339
know, I consider myself a fairly brave person

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and her notation is just ha. But she knows he's

00:23:10.339 --> 00:23:13.240
a good guy. She'll point out multiple times in

00:23:13.240 --> 00:23:17.240
the footnotes like, well, you see, Kane, everyone

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was excited and fought harder when you showed

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up because they're really impressed by you and

00:23:22.099 --> 00:23:23.619
they want to look good in front of you because

00:23:23.619 --> 00:23:26.559
everyone thinks you're pretty kick -ass. There

00:23:26.559 --> 00:23:31.460
was one point in... I read all of these books

00:23:31.460 --> 00:23:33.480
in like two months, I'm going to be honest. They

00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:35.700
all blend together in the titles. But it was

00:23:35.700 --> 00:23:39.059
the one with the Talarn Desert Raiders and Thomas

00:23:39.059 --> 00:23:43.519
Bajie, the shithole commissar. Oh, yeah, the

00:23:43.519 --> 00:23:47.079
third book, yeah. Yeah, they went to arrest Kane

00:23:47.079 --> 00:23:51.859
as well as some of the other people who might

00:23:51.859 --> 00:23:53.759
have been a little bit too connected to him.

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And before really anything can even happen...

00:23:58.039 --> 00:24:02.380
every guardsman around him just frame one reaction

00:24:02.380 --> 00:24:06.259
points their guns at the other commissar which

00:24:06.259 --> 00:24:11.119
they're pointing a gun at a commissar usually

00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:12.859
at least you know i'm not going to say people

00:24:12.859 --> 00:24:14.980
don't love executing their commissars sometimes

00:24:14.980 --> 00:24:18.519
katakan makes that a sport but even then they

00:24:18.519 --> 00:24:20.440
kind of usually do that like quietly off to the

00:24:20.440 --> 00:24:22.200
side or at least wait till they're asleep to

00:24:22.200 --> 00:24:25.259
you know drop a grenade in their tent and say

00:24:25.259 --> 00:24:28.809
ah it must have been the orc sniper or some nonsense.

00:24:29.289 --> 00:24:31.009
And to be fair with the catachans, they're just

00:24:31.009 --> 00:24:32.750
like, oh, they're just like the equivalent of

00:24:32.750 --> 00:24:35.769
a Venus fly trap for humans sorted out for them.

00:24:35.809 --> 00:24:37.950
It's like, oh, he wandered into the nest of super

00:24:37.950 --> 00:24:43.569
bees. Oh no, what a shame. The wildlife will

00:24:43.569 --> 00:24:48.809
do it for me. And so he's like, he's such a good

00:24:48.809 --> 00:24:51.750
commissar and leader that they went to defend

00:24:51.750 --> 00:24:54.569
him on the drop of a hat against another commissar.

00:24:55.689 --> 00:24:59.769
Which, circumstances notwithstanding, all of

00:24:59.769 --> 00:25:03.970
the heresy right there, that is a defense that

00:25:03.970 --> 00:25:07.009
would get everyone there executed in normal circumstances.

00:25:07.450 --> 00:25:11.269
But they didn't care. That was their cane in

00:25:11.269 --> 00:25:12.869
danger. And they were like, no, no, you're not

00:25:12.869 --> 00:25:14.410
getting away. I don't care who you are. You could

00:25:14.410 --> 00:25:17.670
be the emperor himself. Do not give a shit. And

00:25:17.670 --> 00:25:21.950
when the other commissar raised his gun, he had

00:25:21.950 --> 00:25:24.759
a funny line. half funny half heartwarming where

00:25:24.759 --> 00:25:27.799
he's like first of all no one executes my men

00:25:27.799 --> 00:25:30.960
but myself which incidentally he doesn't really

00:25:30.960 --> 00:25:34.859
do that very often uh and second of all he said

00:25:34.859 --> 00:25:37.460
if you pull that trigger you're going to be dead

00:25:37.460 --> 00:25:40.819
before the first body hits the ground so he stands

00:25:40.819 --> 00:25:43.559
he stands up for the people under him which he

00:25:43.559 --> 00:25:46.779
he always says you know the classic and we'll

00:25:46.779 --> 00:25:49.420
talk about kate more in the future i'm sure you

00:25:49.420 --> 00:25:51.579
know you know he very reliably will say i'm just

00:25:51.579 --> 00:25:54.180
doing it to save my own skin because if they

00:25:54.180 --> 00:25:57.500
like me then they'll keep me safe but after like

00:25:57.500 --> 00:26:00.039
the hundredth time that happens it's like i think

00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:03.359
you just have a conscience a nice guy i think

00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:05.759
you're just not a monster i think you have the

00:26:05.759 --> 00:26:10.220
rare gift in warhammer of being humble yeah i

00:26:10.220 --> 00:26:12.940
mean he's mentioned it a couple times in a few

00:26:12.940 --> 00:26:16.279
different books like he like he has like a mental

00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:19.480
wall of everyone he's either had to execute or

00:26:19.480 --> 00:26:23.819
died under his watch You don't, if you're standard

00:26:23.819 --> 00:26:26.980
commissar man who just wants to, you know, keep

00:26:26.980 --> 00:26:29.200
order no matter what, you don't have the mental

00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:32.859
PTSD list that keeps you up at night of everyone

00:26:32.859 --> 00:26:34.940
who for one reason or another you've had to execute.

00:26:35.700 --> 00:26:38.940
And again, he doesn't, he himself will say he

00:26:38.940 --> 00:26:40.940
does not execute guardsmen, you know, in the

00:26:40.940 --> 00:26:44.059
normal way where you ran away. Don't do that.

00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:47.440
Because if for no other reason than that's one

00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:50.660
less gun pointed at the enemy now. At one point,

00:26:50.680 --> 00:26:55.680
it was my back, to be fair. Yeah, it is somewhat

00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:58.180
self -serving, but it is also just a good person.

00:26:58.259 --> 00:27:02.079
When he got the 597 together, he made them all

00:27:02.079 --> 00:27:08.400
make up, be friends. One, he did it so well that

00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:10.880
the regiment's main problem was now they kept

00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:13.559
getting each other pregnant. So he certainly

00:27:13.559 --> 00:27:16.400
did a good job keeping order. But he was like

00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:18.359
their nanny for a bit. There was a throwaway

00:27:18.359 --> 00:27:20.220
line where it's like sometimes he would watch

00:27:20.220 --> 00:27:24.000
over these babies whenever they're on campaign.

00:27:24.180 --> 00:27:28.579
Well, I'm kind of on a military campaign. There's

00:27:28.579 --> 00:27:31.900
not exactly babysitters in abundance. Cain would

00:27:31.900 --> 00:27:34.660
pull up. Cain would pull through. He's just a

00:27:34.660 --> 00:27:39.559
good person. Crazy. Very few times is there just

00:27:39.559 --> 00:27:41.920
like a decent fellow, no strings attached. And

00:27:41.920 --> 00:27:45.910
a commissar manages to do that. Good person all

00:27:45.910 --> 00:27:51.190
around. He's defended Regina Castine, the leader

00:27:51.190 --> 00:27:55.130
of the 597th. He's threatened to honor duels

00:27:55.130 --> 00:27:59.150
in response to someone bad -mouthing her. And

00:27:59.150 --> 00:28:01.509
that was incidentally one of the few times he

00:28:01.509 --> 00:28:04.710
wasn't afraid to lose because the guy who was

00:28:04.710 --> 00:28:08.809
insulting Castine was a little overweight, little

00:28:08.809 --> 00:28:14.660
incompetent, not going to lie. He's just willing

00:28:14.660 --> 00:28:17.480
to step up. He's a good dude. Sometimes it's

00:28:17.480 --> 00:28:21.720
very uncomplicated. He makes fun of Jürgen, but

00:28:21.720 --> 00:28:28.099
he loves his mangy dog. He even says he feels

00:28:28.099 --> 00:28:32.839
more reassured when he can smell him. It's because

00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:35.160
he knows Jürgen's there. At a certain point,

00:28:35.259 --> 00:28:37.380
you just get used to it. It's like smelling your

00:28:37.380 --> 00:28:40.059
own BO. At a certain point, it's like, oh, dude,

00:28:40.140 --> 00:28:42.799
I'm... Jürgen's here. I can take on the world.

00:28:43.220 --> 00:28:48.859
He's my stupid boy. He's my stupid boy. A wave

00:28:48.859 --> 00:28:54.180
of stale fart hits your nostrils and you're like

00:28:54.180 --> 00:28:58.299
calmness. It's really funny because at a certain

00:28:58.299 --> 00:29:00.460
point he's clearly used to it but no one else

00:29:00.460 --> 00:29:04.019
ever is. So the books will be like yeah and then

00:29:04.019 --> 00:29:06.500
everyone else in the room starts like gagging

00:29:06.500 --> 00:29:09.710
and Payne's just like ah Jürgen welcome. It's

00:29:09.710 --> 00:29:14.210
good to see you. You can tell whenever he enters

00:29:14.210 --> 00:29:17.750
the room, he just sees everyone else. He's walked

00:29:17.750 --> 00:29:23.210
in somewhere over there. Kane's a real one. He's

00:29:23.210 --> 00:29:27.009
a coward, but he's brave when it comes to saving

00:29:27.009 --> 00:29:29.369
other people's lives or protecting other people's

00:29:29.369 --> 00:29:33.890
lives. Absolutely. We'll do more episodes, people.

00:29:34.970 --> 00:29:37.109
We'll definitely keep covering. We should do

00:29:37.109 --> 00:29:39.069
another one of those actually soon. Pay your

00:29:39.069 --> 00:29:43.069
respects to Mr. Kane because he is a good human

00:29:43.069 --> 00:29:46.789
being. Before we get to the next one, I think

00:29:46.789 --> 00:29:49.109
we have a few donators to get through. Is that

00:29:49.109 --> 00:29:55.329
all right, boys? DonkeyManUSA. Stream late due

00:29:55.329 --> 00:29:59.509
to Hal gooning with Jürgen. Yeah, thanks, man.

00:29:59.690 --> 00:30:02.170
He said that before I even got on stream. That's

00:30:02.170 --> 00:30:07.549
crazy. Oh, man. Teclis' bad brass bowl one -to

00:30:07.549 --> 00:30:13.609
-one scale Tarox dildo. Wow. Thank you for the

00:30:13.609 --> 00:30:16.950
27 SEK. Colin, let's have a good wholesome stream

00:30:16.950 --> 00:30:22.130
today. You can't call me out. I understand. I

00:30:22.130 --> 00:30:24.450
say some out -of -pocket things. I'm not going

00:30:24.450 --> 00:30:28.670
to lie. You can't accuse me. With that as your

00:30:28.670 --> 00:30:33.589
name, I'm sorry. If at any point Dildo is in

00:30:33.589 --> 00:30:39.089
the title, you're disqualified. No, incorrect.

00:30:41.670 --> 00:30:44.250
Rayleigh, thank you for the $2. Eating my fellow

00:30:44.250 --> 00:30:46.849
man for the protein, going well. Nice pulling

00:30:46.849 --> 00:30:52.349
up, ESP. Hey, yo. Love to see it. Jesus Christ.

00:30:52.890 --> 00:30:59.349
Oh my gosh. Colin's sweaty testicle. 699 Canadian.

00:30:59.630 --> 00:31:03.490
The most morally good character in 40k is Felicia

00:31:03.490 --> 00:31:06.910
Tabor, the OmniSci's strongest forklift certified

00:31:06.910 --> 00:31:10.410
tech adept from Kiefer's Kane Death or Glory.

00:31:10.730 --> 00:31:12.670
Isn't she in two books as well? She's in the

00:31:12.670 --> 00:31:14.710
second one. I think she is in two. Yeah, she

00:31:14.710 --> 00:31:19.109
comes back later on. Yeah. Kane might have been

00:31:19.109 --> 00:31:23.789
hidden. he returns to the same world doesn't

00:31:23.789 --> 00:31:29.170
he later he does uh from glass laughter for five

00:31:29.170 --> 00:31:32.109
guys i got a night lord girlfriend i am ready

00:31:32.109 --> 00:31:35.970
at least she isn't a harriman girl oh be careful

00:31:35.970 --> 00:31:39.109
what does this even mean be careful it means

00:31:39.109 --> 00:31:43.690
bros no no no no bro's gonna become very good

00:31:43.690 --> 00:31:48.839
at sewing you know like tanned skin and uh Going

00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:51.480
on a lot of DeviantArt pages, I'm sure. It's

00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:57.480
very grippy is what that means. My word. My word.

00:31:57.559 --> 00:32:01.539
The attraction for $4 .99. I want a 40k follow

00:32:01.539 --> 00:32:05.420
-up novel where Warsmith Calcutta and former

00:32:05.420 --> 00:32:09.559
5th Exemplar 1st Captain Zerbarin are kissing

00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:16.579
sloppy style. Wow. Wow. Crazy. That's a crazy

00:32:16.579 --> 00:32:20.440
sentence. Mm -hmm. O 'Reilly again. Thank you.

00:32:22.220 --> 00:32:25.359
You guys and Summoner in the Discord got me hooked

00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:28.900
on Old World. Nice. Brought a few Dark Elf models.

00:32:29.019 --> 00:32:32.779
Nice. And I'll probably buy WOC. What does that

00:32:32.779 --> 00:32:39.079
stand for? Somebody tell me. Anybody? Women of

00:32:39.079 --> 00:32:46.529
Culture? Warriors of Chaos. Okay. In the future,

00:32:46.710 --> 00:32:49.089
God help my terrible financial choices. Those

00:32:49.089 --> 00:32:51.609
sound like great financial choices to me. I didn't

00:32:51.609 --> 00:32:52.990
even say no. Yeah, because it's your happiness,

00:32:53.130 --> 00:32:56.190
bro. That's priceless. Real for real. Real for

00:32:56.190 --> 00:33:03.490
real. Angry. You take a comment? With the two

00:33:03.490 --> 00:33:06.710
pounds. Grey knights, we're here to kill chaos.

00:33:06.950 --> 00:33:10.289
Kill, maim, and then it cuts out. And sometimes

00:33:10.289 --> 00:33:12.890
the sisters of battle to make wards out of their

00:33:12.890 --> 00:33:15.539
blood. Thank you, Matt Ward. I actually don't

00:33:15.539 --> 00:33:19.319
hate that, to be honest. It's over the top. It

00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:22.180
is. It's true. It's over the top. I don't hate

00:33:22.180 --> 00:33:23.900
it. I don't love it, but I don't hate it. It's

00:33:23.900 --> 00:33:28.099
kind of funny. Shalaxy's wettest gripper for

00:33:28.099 --> 00:33:32.099
two Canadians. Of course. Doth her Jürgen not

00:33:32.099 --> 00:33:35.680
be a competitive pervert? No, he's a casual pervert.

00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:38.480
It's Paul Gooner, actually. He's just sitting

00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:40.680
in the corner reading his porn. He's not hurting

00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:46.480
anybody. No. He's not. Jacorkin it. Jacorkin

00:33:46.480 --> 00:33:52.900
it? Jacorkin it. What do you mean by that? Pancreas

00:33:52.900 --> 00:33:55.619
of silly clowns with a 20. Thank you. Thank you.

00:33:56.819 --> 00:34:00.720
But I want to give my two cents. Sorry to get

00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:02.180
a little political, but I don't know if there

00:34:02.180 --> 00:34:04.240
are any good characters so long as they uphold

00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:08.079
the institution of serviturization and autocracy.

00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:13.250
Kind of evil and cringe, IMO. No, I can't. Me,

00:34:13.309 --> 00:34:15.769
when anyone says a Primark is a good person.

00:34:15.949 --> 00:34:22.750
That's true. Only one of them. Yeah, only one.

00:34:24.329 --> 00:34:30.449
Denver Deeds. Thank you for the $4 .99. Every

00:34:30.449 --> 00:34:33.409
Zangor ever, my scrunkly boys. This guy loves

00:34:33.409 --> 00:34:38.869
Zangors. Scrunkly Blunklies. Love them. No Miss

00:34:38.869 --> 00:34:42.869
Chomsky. That is such a good name. 20 euros.

00:34:43.130 --> 00:34:45.570
Hey, guys. Hope you all are doing well. Saw notification.

00:34:46.010 --> 00:34:48.690
Immediately reminded of my number one boys, the

00:34:48.690 --> 00:34:51.449
salamanders. Question for you all. If you had

00:34:51.449 --> 00:34:54.409
the ability to have the emperor say one thing,

00:34:54.489 --> 00:34:58.070
what would it be? Happy birthday, Cole. What

00:34:58.070 --> 00:35:00.289
would I say to the emperor? I don't even get

00:35:00.289 --> 00:35:04.309
the full name. Well, if you could say one thing.

00:35:04.949 --> 00:35:08.900
I would... I'd ask the Emperor to say nothing

00:35:08.900 --> 00:35:12.699
beats a jet to holiday. No, you can say one thing

00:35:12.699 --> 00:35:15.579
to the Emperor. Oh, say to the Emperor one thing.

00:35:16.340 --> 00:35:30.219
That is a big question. I would say... God, I'm

00:35:30.219 --> 00:35:34.280
freezing up. It's such a... Have you heard of

00:35:34.280 --> 00:35:40.320
Ligma? Wow. That was rough. And I'm wondering

00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:43.380
if he would remember that meme from this year

00:35:43.380 --> 00:35:45.500
because it's honestly like 40 ,000 years. Oh,

00:35:45.500 --> 00:35:47.860
I saw a comic about this. So he's like, you know,

00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:50.159
ancient, right? He's quite old. He's been around

00:35:50.159 --> 00:35:54.320
since early human history. I think I would just

00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:58.000
tell him you lost the game and then leave. Nice.

00:35:58.300 --> 00:36:01.000
Try and end a nice 30 ,000 year streak he probably

00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:05.139
had going on that. I'd ask him, hey, during your

00:36:05.139 --> 00:36:08.900
time, your myriad years on Earth before you became

00:36:08.900 --> 00:36:11.519
the Emperor, did you ever meet Sigmund Freud

00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:15.519
and what was his assessment? That'd be my question.

00:36:15.699 --> 00:36:17.099
Because he's a man of science, he's keeping up

00:36:17.099 --> 00:36:20.400
to date with that stuff. That's why his children

00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:24.039
got so messed up. He was Sigmund Freud. Yeah.

00:36:25.820 --> 00:36:28.000
That's a great name, by the way. Probably say

00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:32.780
some kind of goofy George Bush quote. A second

00:36:32.780 --> 00:36:35.460
Warmaster has struck the Imperial Palace, my

00:36:35.460 --> 00:36:38.940
liege. Oh, dear. Colin, do you want this one?

00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:42.239
Skarsnik's Top Gun, formerly known as Slander.

00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:45.760
It is all Skarsnik now, that's right. The 50

00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:49.090
NOK, thank you. Oh, man. It seems I'm no longer

00:36:49.090 --> 00:36:51.369
allowed to mention the nether region's outer

00:36:51.369 --> 00:36:55.309
skin and donut. How will I recover from this

00:36:55.309 --> 00:36:59.429
fight? Wow. They're censoring donuts. What? Really,

00:36:59.429 --> 00:37:04.929
you are oppressed, Garznik. Oh my god. We will

00:37:04.929 --> 00:37:08.170
remember this still. Don't worry. This is our

00:37:08.170 --> 00:37:10.250
equivalent of the end times. We will not let

00:37:10.250 --> 00:37:14.210
this stand. Jonathan Solaris? Thank you, too.

00:37:14.760 --> 00:37:16.699
First stream, I love watching all your stuff.

00:37:16.860 --> 00:37:18.800
Thank you very much. Thank you, man. Welcome

00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:20.900
along. Thank you so much. I had a turbo brain

00:37:20.900 --> 00:37:24.659
rot moment because I never met anyone named Jonathan

00:37:24.659 --> 00:37:27.820
for the longest time. What I had watched was

00:37:27.820 --> 00:37:31.000
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. So I thought it was

00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:33.019
just... Oh my god. I thought it was pronounced

00:37:33.019 --> 00:37:38.159
Jonathan for the longest time. Man, even Batman

00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:42.360
can get that out of me. Swiftly swap for five

00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:47.440
bucks. Twice technically... Twice dead king Diorius.

00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:50.980
I've never seen it written down. That's weird.

00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:55.619
Showing morality after he loses his soul with

00:37:55.619 --> 00:37:58.599
his engraved immortals and their deeds. Good

00:37:58.599 --> 00:38:00.960
story writing and character arc. Goated book.

00:38:01.360 --> 00:38:04.679
Bro stole one of my characters from my list.

00:38:05.019 --> 00:38:08.079
Now I don't want to talk about it, I guess. You

00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:11.920
can still do that. Yeah, you can expand. Teclis

00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:17.840
is... Torox, TM, Dildo, thank you for the SEK.

00:38:18.000 --> 00:38:20.860
More accurate name, loosening him for you now,

00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:26.760
Hankris, no word. Wow. Wow. What a grim finale

00:38:26.760 --> 00:38:31.039
to the donors. Oh my gosh. Eli, would you please

00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:34.500
enlighten us with your first pick then? My other

00:38:34.500 --> 00:38:36.460
two are really short, so I'll do my longer one,

00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:40.119
even though he's only in a novella. The goat,

00:38:40.260 --> 00:38:42.320
the biggest goat, maybe the best character in

00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:45.780
all of Warhammer. We all love him. Aunchi of

00:38:45.780 --> 00:38:49.960
the Tau, the best ethereal literally ever. Hasn't

00:38:49.960 --> 00:38:53.440
done a single bad thing in any book ever. He's

00:38:53.440 --> 00:38:57.920
just a goat. Even in the Farsight novels, where

00:38:57.920 --> 00:38:59.880
they try to make the ethereals look as terrible

00:38:59.880 --> 00:39:03.239
as possible, Aunchi is still the good guy. And

00:39:03.239 --> 00:39:07.739
he's still a nice guy. His kind of early appearance

00:39:07.739 --> 00:39:10.579
is when he goes to Arkunasha to tell Farsight

00:39:10.579 --> 00:39:14.699
that he has to go. And it sucks because Farsight's

00:39:14.699 --> 00:39:16.860
been fighting the orcs for like 10 years, basically,

00:39:16.860 --> 00:39:20.300
which is a long time. Because Tau don't live

00:39:20.300 --> 00:39:21.960
as long as humans. I think they only live like

00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:25.059
60 years. So he shows up. He's the reinforcements,

00:39:25.059 --> 00:39:26.920
but it's just him in like two crisis suits. And

00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:29.750
he says, you got to go home, Farsight. He promises

00:39:29.750 --> 00:39:32.349
reinforcement in the future, and he kind of consoles

00:39:32.349 --> 00:39:35.710
him the best he can. Even when they're, like,

00:39:35.710 --> 00:39:38.170
flying home, he's, like, he's kind of telling

00:39:38.170 --> 00:39:39.789
them, and he's giving them philosophy lessons

00:39:39.789 --> 00:39:43.230
on why it's okay, and this is okay. You should

00:39:43.230 --> 00:39:46.849
feel better. But he's a blademaster, best 1v1

00:39:46.849 --> 00:39:50.570
-er in all of the town. He spends pretty much

00:39:50.570 --> 00:39:53.250
his entire life studying the blade. He's studying

00:39:53.250 --> 00:39:56.829
the blade while you are out doing Quela things.

00:39:57.050 --> 00:39:59.329
While you were out getting him a hit. While you

00:39:59.329 --> 00:40:01.349
were out getting an education, I was studying

00:40:01.349 --> 00:40:04.570
the blade. But also, what he's more dedicated

00:40:04.570 --> 00:40:08.829
to is to understanding others and learning about

00:40:08.829 --> 00:40:11.369
all the different alien species in the galaxy

00:40:11.369 --> 00:40:14.510
so he can understand them and connect with them.

00:40:14.849 --> 00:40:17.789
He always tries to work things out with words,

00:40:17.929 --> 00:40:19.989
but of course, like I said, he's the Blademaster

00:40:19.989 --> 00:40:23.710
Goat, so if it comes to it, he can 1v1 no problem.

00:40:24.349 --> 00:40:29.460
The only time... He decides an entire race is

00:40:29.460 --> 00:40:31.820
evil and cannot be reasoned with is when he gets

00:40:31.820 --> 00:40:34.400
captured by the Dark Eldar and goes to Kamara

00:40:34.400 --> 00:40:37.780
and fights in the arenas and experiences firsthand

00:40:37.780 --> 00:40:40.260
the Dark Eldar. And he decides that they are

00:40:40.260 --> 00:40:43.000
basically the anti -greater good and they have

00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:46.719
to be destroyed. Which, speaking of the Dark

00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:48.559
Eldar, he does get captured. He does go to Kamara.

00:40:48.699 --> 00:40:50.699
He fights in the arena and he wins. He becomes

00:40:50.699 --> 00:40:52.840
famous in all of Kamara, known as the Dancing

00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:56.449
Blue Man. And he even... Is able to escape at

00:40:56.449 --> 00:40:59.289
some point. But he chooses to stay instead. Because

00:40:59.289 --> 00:41:01.929
some Earthcast Tau were also captured. And so

00:41:01.929 --> 00:41:05.210
he stays. And tries to help them. And get them

00:41:05.210 --> 00:41:08.010
out. It's not really known how he escapes Kamara.

00:41:08.150 --> 00:41:11.329
But he is in events afterwards. So he gets out

00:41:11.329 --> 00:41:14.809
somehow. I'm not sure. Regardless. This guy is

00:41:14.809 --> 00:41:17.789
an Ethereal. So his life is literally priceless.

00:41:18.789 --> 00:41:21.130
You could sacrifice a million Tau. And it would

00:41:21.130 --> 00:41:23.869
be worth it. To sacrifice for an Ethereal. But

00:41:23.869 --> 00:41:27.559
despite this. He consistently puts himself on

00:41:27.559 --> 00:41:30.780
the front lines in place of danger. He puts himself

00:41:30.780 --> 00:41:33.400
in between danger and the troops under him. He's

00:41:33.400 --> 00:41:36.980
often known as Shaz, Shaz -she, or Shaz -on -she,

00:41:37.139 --> 00:41:39.400
however you say it, because he spends so much

00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:41.420
time with the firecasts, and he likes to spend

00:41:41.420 --> 00:41:43.199
his time with the fire warriors on the front

00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:46.840
lines, motivating them, helping them out. He

00:41:46.840 --> 00:41:49.480
gained most of his fame on, I think it's called

00:41:49.480 --> 00:41:53.010
Field Bash. which was a battle against the orcs

00:41:53.010 --> 00:41:57.369
where he single -handedly 1v1s nobs and war bosses

00:41:57.369 --> 00:42:00.650
and leads the town to victory with incredible

00:42:00.650 --> 00:42:03.590
inspiration he's just the goat even when he meets

00:42:03.590 --> 00:42:06.010
other tao before they know who he is he sometimes

00:42:06.010 --> 00:42:08.289
doesn't even like to say that he's an ethereal

00:42:08.289 --> 00:42:10.389
because he doesn't like to be held in a place

00:42:10.389 --> 00:42:12.769
of like authority and above other people he likes

00:42:12.769 --> 00:42:16.289
to be treated as an equal he's cool he sends

00:42:16.289 --> 00:42:19.599
aid to the far side enclaves helping torch star

00:42:19.599 --> 00:42:22.800
and her buddies get there he helps farsight in

00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:25.340
an honor duel because he's fighting an honor

00:42:25.340 --> 00:42:27.099
duel against an ethereal guard and he's getting

00:42:27.099 --> 00:42:29.480
absolutely wrecked but then ouchie bursts through

00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:32.400
the doors and says i'm gonna fight with farsight

00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:36.119
and be his buddy so it's 2v2 he wins a 2v2 he

00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:40.480
badmouths uh anva which which is stupid by the

00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:42.539
way i hate that that exists but whatever thanks

00:42:42.539 --> 00:42:47.539
yeah he but he in the farsight book it kind of

00:42:47.539 --> 00:42:51.219
like Hints at how Aung Hlaing is working behind

00:42:51.219 --> 00:42:54.099
the scenes to get rid of the bad guys of the

00:42:54.099 --> 00:42:57.280
Ethereals and get rid of Aung Hlaing. I'm not

00:42:57.280 --> 00:43:00.960
sure if that's ever going to be pursued unless

00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:03.980
they retcon things. I don't know. I've never

00:43:03.980 --> 00:43:05.559
heard that elsewhere because Aung Hlaing just

00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:08.719
dies in the Damocles Crusade. But regardless,

00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:11.000
he doesn't use the mind control. He's the only

00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:14.440
Ethereal Farsight feels comfortable around. He's

00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:16.820
just a good guy all around. That's pretty much

00:43:16.820 --> 00:43:20.480
all of his lore. Not going to lie. I think he's

00:43:20.480 --> 00:43:22.059
awesome. Is he one of your favorite characters,

00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:25.679
though, in all of 40k? Yeah. Yeah. He's really

00:43:25.679 --> 00:43:28.840
cool. He is a G. He likes people. He is a man

00:43:28.840 --> 00:43:33.380
of peace. He won V3s, Dark Eldar, Beastmasters,

00:43:33.380 --> 00:43:35.699
with their beasts and their birds, and the only

00:43:35.699 --> 00:43:38.639
reason he loses is because he gets poisoned by

00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:40.820
one of their blades. Otherwise, he was literally

00:43:40.820 --> 00:43:43.019
beating them. He's so freaking... He's such a

00:43:43.019 --> 00:43:46.559
goat. He's also got an ear. His abs give him

00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:48.380
a 4 -plus invulnerable save. He's got a shield

00:43:48.380 --> 00:43:50.659
generator on the tabletop. Even though all this

00:43:50.659 --> 00:43:54.019
dude is wearing is robes, but he's Jack. He's

00:43:54.019 --> 00:43:57.900
shredded. Basically, Warhammer were designing

00:43:57.900 --> 00:44:00.119
the Tau, and they were like, we have Avatar at

00:44:00.119 --> 00:44:03.300
home, and then that's Alan Shee. His rules in

00:44:03.300 --> 00:44:06.539
3rd edition were very cool and seemed extremely

00:44:06.539 --> 00:44:11.059
tilting because it was something like he can

00:44:11.059 --> 00:44:14.329
sacrifice an attack. from his attacks profile

00:44:14.329 --> 00:44:16.670
and he has like four attacks and for each attack

00:44:16.670 --> 00:44:18.690
that he gets rid of the enemy that he's fighting

00:44:18.690 --> 00:44:21.409
against or sorry enemies in base contact lose

00:44:21.409 --> 00:44:24.190
an attack down to a minimum of one so you just

00:44:24.190 --> 00:44:26.309
throw him into something and get rid of two or

00:44:26.309 --> 00:44:27.590
three of his attacks and everything all of a

00:44:27.590 --> 00:44:30.050
sudden only has one attack he's just cool he's

00:44:30.050 --> 00:44:33.949
just and he could also leave fire warriors i'm

00:44:33.949 --> 00:44:36.909
picturing that snl skit now the order on the

00:44:36.909 --> 00:44:43.519
street is that ouchie is shredded yeah oh that's

00:44:43.519 --> 00:44:45.840
cool he's he's one of the biggest reasons that

00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:48.059
the far side enclaves survived because he played

00:44:48.059 --> 00:44:50.239
a decent role in helping them against the uh

00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:54.119
tiered in minutes to be fair though he's the

00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:58.239
only living if named ethereal i mean ando's dead

00:44:58.239 --> 00:45:01.829
alvar's dead you just got alan sheehy yeah and

00:45:01.829 --> 00:45:03.670
and you know where he is you know where he is

00:45:03.670 --> 00:45:08.230
in legends he's not even on top anymore oh he's

00:45:08.230 --> 00:45:12.150
thank you thank you hey it can always be worse

00:45:12.150 --> 00:45:15.929
you can always be the dark elder yeah oh my gosh

00:45:15.929 --> 00:45:20.909
literally six units well okay how about three

00:45:20.909 --> 00:45:25.480
instead Literally unbelievable. How do you feel

00:45:25.480 --> 00:45:28.119
about any named character that isn't Lola Tesperax?

00:45:28.119 --> 00:45:30.619
I will destroy 10th edition. I will obliterate.

00:45:30.699 --> 00:45:33.059
I have to make 10 more video essays on why 10th

00:45:33.059 --> 00:45:35.900
edition is bad. It could still be worse from

00:45:35.900 --> 00:45:38.219
there, though. You could then, in turn, be the

00:45:38.219 --> 00:45:41.960
fireworks players. Does it make you happy, Eli,

00:45:41.960 --> 00:45:44.219
to know that they're dropping the word Primaris

00:45:44.219 --> 00:45:48.639
now, and it's just called Space Marines? No,

00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:50.980
because that means they're finally X -ing all

00:45:50.980 --> 00:45:54.639
the Firstborn. but but yeah at least look like

00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:57.300
they're kind of upgraded firstborn which is all

00:45:57.300 --> 00:45:59.519
they needed to do at the start of all of this

00:45:59.519 --> 00:46:02.599
by the way they're circling back to the original

00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:05.340
thing all oh my gosh it's classic gw to like

00:46:05.340 --> 00:46:08.059
give us bs for five years and then go back to

00:46:08.059 --> 00:46:10.139
the thing that everyone wanted in the first place

00:46:10.139 --> 00:46:15.079
but positivity am i right yes yes she's awesome

00:46:15.079 --> 00:46:17.820
you should read his little novella not even novella

00:46:17.820 --> 00:46:20.670
it's like a short story Unfortunately, the only

00:46:20.670 --> 00:46:22.789
other place to really get his lore is in the

00:46:22.789 --> 00:46:27.369
Farsight books. And Eli loves the Farsight books.

00:46:27.409 --> 00:46:29.510
Just read like two chapters in the most recent

00:46:29.510 --> 00:46:32.250
Farsight book. Trust me, it's not worth it to

00:46:32.250 --> 00:46:35.730
read the other 32. But when she shows up, it's

00:46:35.730 --> 00:46:38.710
awesome. I don't like the Farsight books. I'm

00:46:38.710 --> 00:46:40.150
just talking about the last books, like the most

00:46:40.150 --> 00:46:43.829
recent one. It's bad. It's really bad. But don't

00:46:43.829 --> 00:46:47.550
worry about it. uh andy do you have another offering

00:46:47.550 --> 00:46:50.849
for the good guys i've got one coming out of

00:46:50.849 --> 00:46:54.429
uh left field i'm going to talk briefly about

00:46:54.429 --> 00:46:57.269
lucas the trickster and you might think hang

00:46:57.269 --> 00:47:00.409
on a minute space marines are kind of cruel and

00:47:00.409 --> 00:47:04.010
nasty even grimaldus who's like i know he's been

00:47:04.010 --> 00:47:05.809
for a rough time with the new law release for

00:47:05.809 --> 00:47:09.210
the black templars in like he has moments in

00:47:09.210 --> 00:47:11.250
in armageddon but there's also that moment where

00:47:11.250 --> 00:47:13.889
it's like He's meeting the invigilator for the

00:47:13.889 --> 00:47:15.349
first time. And then when the mechanic speaks

00:47:15.349 --> 00:47:17.489
to him, he's like, the next time I am interrupted,

00:47:17.889 --> 00:47:21.030
I will kill one of you. Like, oh, yeah, nice

00:47:21.030 --> 00:47:23.989
guy. But Lucas is a different story because this

00:47:23.989 --> 00:47:26.989
guy is a cheeky chappy. He's known as the clown

00:47:26.989 --> 00:47:31.630
of the Space Marines, the low -key slash trickster

00:47:31.630 --> 00:47:35.969
of the setting. We do know that he has sired

00:47:35.969 --> 00:47:40.000
many children who he will never know. on Fenris,

00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:42.280
because he's also a bit of a cheeky chappy in

00:47:42.280 --> 00:47:46.000
another meaning of the word. But also, he's one

00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:48.159
of the few Space Marines I can remember reading

00:47:48.159 --> 00:47:50.360
about in lore who actually gives a damn about

00:47:50.360 --> 00:47:54.159
protecting innocence and being a good person.

00:47:54.219 --> 00:47:56.980
Like, for example, in his novel, long story short,

00:47:57.139 --> 00:48:01.239
the Drukhari invade Fenris because Sliscus...

00:48:01.750 --> 00:48:05.150
thinks, oh, well, I'm a big deal. I need something

00:48:05.150 --> 00:48:07.769
challenging. I've got an idea. I'm going to try

00:48:07.769 --> 00:48:11.329
and do a hunting raiding party on the Space Wolves

00:48:11.329 --> 00:48:12.909
chapter homeworld while most of them are away.

00:48:13.010 --> 00:48:16.170
That would be funny. Yeah, good book. Good fun

00:48:16.170 --> 00:48:20.070
book. But during about the midway point, there's

00:48:20.070 --> 00:48:22.130
a bunch of Fenrisian tribesmen who are attacked

00:48:22.130 --> 00:48:25.690
by the Drukhari, including a warrior woman, a

00:48:25.690 --> 00:48:29.429
shield maiden called Hether. And she's escaping

00:48:29.429 --> 00:48:32.150
from the Drukhari. And Lucas has a bunch of blood

00:48:32.150 --> 00:48:34.469
claws with him who are basically like... Lucas,

00:48:34.690 --> 00:48:38.230
for reference, is every season, the Jarls of

00:48:38.230 --> 00:48:40.190
the Space Wolves have a fist fight to determine

00:48:40.190 --> 00:48:42.449
who's going to have to deal with Lucas for the

00:48:42.449 --> 00:48:44.909
season. And the person who loses has to look

00:48:44.909 --> 00:48:47.389
after Lucas. And in this book, it's Jarl Grimblood.

00:48:47.809 --> 00:48:50.690
And Lucas and his friends have been exiled because

00:48:50.690 --> 00:48:54.929
during a feast after they did a lot of work helping

00:48:54.929 --> 00:48:57.329
to kill a kraken that Jarl... Grimblood stole

00:48:57.329 --> 00:49:00.829
the kill for, he accidentally set fire to his

00:49:00.829 --> 00:49:04.150
Jarl's beard and face and head and then dunked

00:49:04.150 --> 00:49:06.869
him with a casket of beer and then ran away because

00:49:06.869 --> 00:49:09.690
all the Space Wars chapters stationed on Fenris

00:49:09.690 --> 00:49:13.739
are trying to kill him. Luckily, though, he has

00:49:13.739 --> 00:49:16.800
a bunch of stashes of myod that he's concocted

00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:19.539
by himself and stashed away in various shrines

00:49:19.539 --> 00:49:21.239
and outposts that are kind of difficult to get

00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:23.659
to unless you're a space marine. And he just

00:49:23.659 --> 00:49:25.480
so happens to find Hepha. She's like, oh, there

00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:28.780
are these Xenos killing our people. And he goes,

00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:31.909
oh, well, we're here. We'll go like sort them

00:49:31.909 --> 00:49:34.269
out. And one of the blood claws with him, Ake,

00:49:34.489 --> 00:49:37.010
or Ake, he's like, oh, these are mortals. We

00:49:37.010 --> 00:49:38.889
shouldn't care about them. Who gives a damn?

00:49:39.309 --> 00:49:42.710
To which Lucas replies, and I quote, if the strong

00:49:42.710 --> 00:49:44.690
do not fight for the weak, then what's the point?

00:49:44.889 --> 00:49:48.989
And he basically has a go at his blood claw at

00:49:48.989 --> 00:49:50.809
like Comrade, but they don't really like get

00:49:50.809 --> 00:49:54.130
on very well. He's just, he basically meets these

00:49:54.130 --> 00:49:56.869
guys. They go, oh, what's so cool about this

00:49:56.869 --> 00:49:59.210
guy? And again, he beats them all up. because

00:49:59.210 --> 00:50:01.670
they pick a fight with him and they lose. And

00:50:01.670 --> 00:50:05.269
so Ake resents him. And it's just a book of,

00:50:05.309 --> 00:50:10.070
you know, he shows that, you know, with great

00:50:10.070 --> 00:50:12.570
power comes great responsibility. There's even

00:50:12.570 --> 00:50:15.610
a bit where he sneaks back into the Fang, the

00:50:15.610 --> 00:50:17.889
fortress monastery of the Space Wolves, and he

00:50:17.889 --> 00:50:19.650
does so through, like, the catering quarters.

00:50:20.110 --> 00:50:22.590
And there's this old lady who's obviously been

00:50:22.590 --> 00:50:26.090
in charge of the kitchens for... decades if not

00:50:26.090 --> 00:50:29.329
centuries and she sees lucas and lucas says like

00:50:29.329 --> 00:50:33.070
i like ah and he's like oh what have you done

00:50:33.070 --> 00:50:38.090
now and he's like i'm just silly lucas i don't

00:50:38.090 --> 00:50:40.730
i never cause any problems i couldn't just a

00:50:40.730 --> 00:50:43.909
funny guy and she's like your trouble every time

00:50:43.909 --> 00:50:46.030
i see you and i'm glad i don't see you often

00:50:46.030 --> 00:50:48.190
bugger off you're causing you're gonna bring

00:50:48.190 --> 00:50:50.809
trouble to me and then he has to go back to his

00:50:50.809 --> 00:50:54.440
y 'all and the other Space Wolf stationed on

00:50:54.440 --> 00:50:56.960
Fenris. And just before they smack him, he's

00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:59.679
like, oh, before you beat me up, there's Drukhari

00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:01.260
on Fenris. We should probably get rid of them.

00:51:01.460 --> 00:51:04.199
And they go, oh, God, we'll get back to you.

00:51:04.460 --> 00:51:06.300
And then the book ends with him putting a grenade

00:51:06.300 --> 00:51:08.139
in his chest because he loses one of his hearts.

00:51:08.300 --> 00:51:10.500
He's a great character. And that book does a

00:51:10.500 --> 00:51:13.019
great job of also in Stormcaller, he shows himself

00:51:13.019 --> 00:51:17.760
as like, he works well with mortal soldiers and

00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:21.570
he's... he's more concerned with people's lives

00:51:21.570 --> 00:51:24.510
than other space marines and he's he is irreverent

00:51:24.510 --> 00:51:26.809
but he's also like trying to do the the right

00:51:26.809 --> 00:51:29.909
thing his squad in in the stormcaller book gets

00:51:29.909 --> 00:51:33.150
captured and he he dunks on magnus the red and

00:51:33.150 --> 00:51:35.309
tricks him and the last thing magnus the red

00:51:35.309 --> 00:51:37.190
sees of him is him and his friends running into

00:51:37.190 --> 00:51:40.010
a portal like we tricked magnus the red that

00:51:40.010 --> 00:51:43.190
was amazing and and that's what he's like yeah

00:51:43.190 --> 00:51:46.570
it's like get get get rotated idiot said lucas

00:51:46.570 --> 00:51:49.969
um yeah lucas is like one of my favorite characters

00:51:49.969 --> 00:51:52.710
because he's he's just i still think one of the

00:51:52.710 --> 00:51:56.190
best ideas ever would be you have lucas the trickster

00:51:56.190 --> 00:51:59.289
and motley the harlequin teaming up and it would

00:51:59.289 --> 00:52:01.929
just be like you'd have a novel called like um

00:52:01.929 --> 00:52:04.909
court of fools or something like that and it'd

00:52:04.909 --> 00:52:07.610
be like like a deadpool film but in book form

00:52:07.610 --> 00:52:10.210
with two fourth wall breaking silly characters

00:52:10.210 --> 00:52:12.250
who know a bit more than they're letting on than

00:52:12.250 --> 00:52:14.110
other characters in the setting i think that

00:52:14.110 --> 00:52:16.670
would be amazing and that's lucas the trickster

00:52:16.670 --> 00:52:18.869
and i think he's good You could kill anything

00:52:18.869 --> 00:52:21.030
on the entire tabletop, by the way, if you killed

00:52:21.030 --> 00:52:24.250
him. Yep. He's great. Oh, yeah. Which in past

00:52:24.250 --> 00:52:27.250
editions included Titan. Doesn't anymore, unfortunately.

00:52:29.150 --> 00:52:31.309
I'm pretty sure he's in Legends now as well.

00:52:31.650 --> 00:52:34.670
I'm not sure. Even worse. I wouldn't know, though.

00:52:35.869 --> 00:52:37.710
He might get a new model soon, though, to be

00:52:37.710 --> 00:52:40.829
fair. I thought they were going to give us more

00:52:40.829 --> 00:52:47.000
Space Wolf models. I sure wish. Well. It might

00:52:47.000 --> 00:52:50.019
do. They might still do, though. I know. New

00:52:50.019 --> 00:52:53.000
Thunderwolves will come in eventually. Also,

00:52:53.039 --> 00:52:55.460
Andy, to the unfortunate last point, that novel

00:52:55.460 --> 00:52:58.420
will never come out because GW is too busy having

00:52:58.420 --> 00:53:00.739
the only named Harlequin character be in the

00:53:00.739 --> 00:53:04.360
Sisters of Battlecote. And to be fair, Motley

00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:06.500
doesn't even have all of his books he features

00:53:06.500 --> 00:53:09.000
in on the Lexicanian page, which is the only

00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:10.639
page on the internet that references the books

00:53:10.639 --> 00:53:13.480
he's in anyway. Brutal. So there is that. Absolutely

00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:19.119
brutal. Yeah. Yeah. Before we do the next one,

00:53:19.179 --> 00:53:20.980
though, I think we have a few more donors we'll

00:53:20.980 --> 00:53:23.000
get through. Thank you guys so much. We've got

00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:26.099
Pancreas's Silliest Clown. The erection I just

00:53:26.099 --> 00:53:29.400
got hearing Colin call Bobby G a bad person in

00:53:29.400 --> 00:53:32.260
brackets. He's a nice dictator who servitorizes

00:53:32.260 --> 00:53:34.679
people in double brackets. I swear I love nuance.

00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:38.599
Very good. I think if Gilman was in a nicer empire,

00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:42.420
he'd still be doing well. Unfortunately, he is

00:53:42.420 --> 00:53:50.340
not in a nicer empire. It's such a good name.

00:53:50.900 --> 00:53:54.400
Five euros. I'd like to see Colin get ligma balls.

00:53:56.460 --> 00:53:59.179
Disintegrated. Wow. Disintegrated? How do you

00:53:59.179 --> 00:54:04.059
spell it? Disintegrated. Disintegrated. It's

00:54:04.059 --> 00:54:07.300
a Watchmen reference. I can see it in my head

00:54:07.300 --> 00:54:14.510
right now. Ligma balls. Thank you for the $4

00:54:14.510 --> 00:54:17.989
.99. But he actually said Ligma balls to Gilliman,

00:54:18.090 --> 00:54:19.969
and due to the trauma, he immediately forgot.

00:54:20.230 --> 00:54:22.929
That's what they actually talked about in the

00:54:22.929 --> 00:54:28.449
throne room. Oh, sorry. Someone wants to change,

00:54:28.530 --> 00:54:32.599
by the way, their... channel title name please

00:54:32.599 --> 00:54:34.960
can it be something about like you know like

00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:37.139
pancreas no work at denny's or something like

00:54:37.139 --> 00:54:39.340
that we'd love to see that by the way dude hang

00:54:39.340 --> 00:54:42.500
on now sometimes the denny's is a spiritual experience

00:54:42.500 --> 00:54:47.800
it's very true don't be hating on the 4am denny's

00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:50.739
bro dude you don't get it you've not been to

00:54:50.739 --> 00:54:53.940
denny's at like 10 to 3 in the morning you wouldn't

00:54:53.940 --> 00:55:01.070
know british mfs just don't get it man I still

00:55:01.070 --> 00:55:03.469
need to experience the 3am White Castle experience.

00:55:04.750 --> 00:55:11.349
You will have diarrhea, but it's worth it. A

00:55:11.349 --> 00:55:13.150
big one here from Yerjo. Who wants this one?

00:55:13.250 --> 00:55:17.670
Who's not read one out yet? Colin? I'll do one

00:55:17.670 --> 00:55:20.719
this time. Thank you for the 20. My theory is

00:55:20.719 --> 00:55:22.260
the Second and Eleventh Primarch were Native

00:55:22.260 --> 00:55:24.579
American and African American. Second Legion

00:55:24.579 --> 00:55:26.739
got completely wiped, while the Eleventh Legion

00:55:26.739 --> 00:55:28.480
still lived through chapters like the Brazen

00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:31.679
Minotaurs, which is an all -black chapter. I

00:55:31.679 --> 00:55:34.440
have no idea if GW would ever touch something

00:55:34.440 --> 00:55:39.320
like that. Well, they have the Praetorian Guard,

00:55:39.579 --> 00:55:41.260
to be fair. That's the furthest they've got.

00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:47.719
Thank you for the $5. Skaven, our most morally

00:55:47.719 --> 00:55:50.039
good righteous faction. Yes, yes. This chat paid

00:55:50.039 --> 00:55:53.539
for by Big Skaven. Thank you. Most morally good

00:55:53.539 --> 00:55:58.699
faction. Yes, yes. Thank you, brother. Skaven,

00:55:58.840 --> 00:56:01.639
there's no... Skaven are not possibly... They're

00:56:01.639 --> 00:56:05.420
not capable of being morally good. They are inherently

00:56:05.420 --> 00:56:08.199
morally good. Didn't you read the message? Yeah.

00:56:08.940 --> 00:56:13.460
They're just morally indifferent. Pay our guns.

00:56:13.699 --> 00:56:16.760
Justice. you can't you can't break the geneva

00:56:16.760 --> 00:56:19.199
convention if you don't know what it means everyone

00:56:19.199 --> 00:56:22.699
the skaven have ever killed simply deserved it

00:56:22.699 --> 00:56:25.820
for not being skaven or for being the skaven

00:56:25.820 --> 00:56:29.320
in front of that other skaven when did you get

00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:32.619
hired to be their publicist thankful has done

00:56:32.619 --> 00:56:35.719
nothing wrong he is perfect he is morally without

00:56:38.210 --> 00:56:41.789
That'd be an awesome t -shirt, actually. Jumping,

00:56:41.789 --> 00:56:46.170
though. It's just Escape and Triangle. Your white

00:56:46.170 --> 00:56:52.030
t -shirt. Thank you, Kanye West. Jesus. Can't

00:56:52.030 --> 00:56:54.710
wait to buy my more expensive white t -shirts.

00:56:56.469 --> 00:56:58.610
Speaking of jumping into the next character,

00:56:58.929 --> 00:57:03.630
we're going into this poor guy, this poor innocent

00:57:03.630 --> 00:57:07.050
man. This is the guy who I feel most bad for

00:57:07.050 --> 00:57:10.769
in most of the setting, which is... Yes, Andy,

00:57:10.849 --> 00:57:13.570
did you see that yet? It is a character called

00:57:13.570 --> 00:57:17.369
Katsuhiro, which is a Siege of Terror exclusive

00:57:17.369 --> 00:57:21.929
character. I like Katsu. He is Japanese -ish,

00:57:21.989 --> 00:57:24.369
I guess, technically. He's Japanese and his name

00:57:24.369 --> 00:57:28.769
is Katsu? Bro, Katsu's a food. His name is Katsuhiro,

00:57:28.909 --> 00:57:33.170
and he is essentially... It starts off with,

00:57:33.250 --> 00:57:36.050
he's just... he was just a regular like low down

00:57:36.050 --> 00:57:40.989
bureaucrat in a high city on terra and then horus

00:57:40.989 --> 00:57:46.750
showed up so it essentially is he is um pretty

00:57:46.750 --> 00:57:50.090
much a naive like bumbling like just regular

00:57:50.090 --> 00:57:55.809
dude and he is like most Terrans, swept up and

00:57:55.809 --> 00:57:58.829
shoved into the Imperial Guard and many of the

00:57:58.829 --> 00:58:01.570
Terran regiments. And they are shoved all the

00:58:01.570 --> 00:58:03.769
way to the Imperial Palace. And they are basically

00:58:03.769 --> 00:58:07.389
said, yep, the world's about to die, but we need

00:58:07.389 --> 00:58:11.369
everybody. So he leaves the life he knew behind.

00:58:11.750 --> 00:58:16.260
And his story sort of takes off where he. he's

00:58:16.260 --> 00:58:18.699
kind of just like he literally chucked into like

00:58:18.699 --> 00:58:22.559
massive trains like full and full of human like

00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:26.739
enormous like scopes of people uh he finally

00:58:26.739 --> 00:58:28.519
sees the imperial palace for the first time in

00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:32.159
his life and he's like that's pretty uh he can

00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:34.860
see like the ugliness that's on top of the things

00:58:34.860 --> 00:58:38.139
that were beautiful because dawn has completely

00:58:38.139 --> 00:58:41.659
remade it uh katsuhiro would meet with a another

00:58:41.659 --> 00:58:44.780
man whose name is doramek throughout this early

00:58:44.780 --> 00:58:47.760
part uh doramek i imagine for some reason had

00:58:47.760 --> 00:58:49.940
a russian accent i have no idea why i don't think

00:58:49.940 --> 00:58:51.900
he does in the audiobook but uh in my videos

00:58:51.900 --> 00:58:54.840
he does uh check out sujiterra uh videos for

00:58:54.840 --> 00:58:58.539
that and basically doramek takes him under his

00:58:58.539 --> 00:59:02.239
wing and katsuhiro would be given a las rifle

00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:07.050
he would be set into a uh massive train and then

00:59:07.050 --> 00:59:09.989
he is sent to the helios gate and if anyone knows

00:59:09.989 --> 00:59:11.590
something about this this is basically where

00:59:11.590 --> 00:59:15.429
the first attacks happen so he goes out beyond

00:59:15.429 --> 00:59:18.650
the first trench line beyond the second trench

00:59:18.650 --> 00:59:21.530
line katsuhiro goes to the third trench line

00:59:21.530 --> 00:59:24.789
uh and all the astartes are still inside the

00:59:24.789 --> 00:59:27.409
imperial palace so katsuhiro is one of the first

00:59:27.409 --> 00:59:31.469
humans who on his like basically doramek is helping

00:59:31.469 --> 00:59:34.550
guide him a little bit but There's also a strange

00:59:34.550 --> 00:59:37.389
woman who's like, Dormek kind of knows. Don't

00:59:37.389 --> 00:59:40.869
know what's going on there. It is pissing it

00:59:40.869 --> 00:59:44.429
down with ash, rain, snow. They're given equipment

00:59:44.429 --> 00:59:48.230
that doesn't fit them. And then they see the

00:59:48.230 --> 00:59:51.849
charging heretics and beastmen on his first day.

00:59:52.449 --> 00:59:55.889
He also nearly shits himself because ordnance

00:59:55.889 --> 00:59:58.389
is completely falling from the sky at all times.

00:59:58.409 --> 01:00:00.449
So he's like, I'm almost dying every single minute.

01:00:01.590 --> 01:00:05.050
Poor guy. then starts yelling and starts properly

01:00:05.050 --> 01:00:08.070
shooting his last rifle as the first waves of

01:00:08.070 --> 01:00:10.889
beastmen who are just holding in the actual story

01:00:10.889 --> 01:00:12.369
as one beast when he's just holding a massive

01:00:12.369 --> 01:00:16.130
like wrench and a ball with like a big bolt on

01:00:16.130 --> 01:00:18.170
it and he just like caves in his friend's heads

01:00:18.170 --> 01:00:22.289
uh kata hero finally like you know he has his

01:00:22.289 --> 01:00:25.289
man up moment and uh he bayonets the beastman

01:00:25.289 --> 01:00:28.250
uh like he bayonets the beastman completely into

01:00:28.250 --> 01:00:32.170
his chest uh and he's like Okay, I'm locked in

01:00:32.170 --> 01:00:36.809
now. Then the Chaos Spawn arrive. And then weeks

01:00:36.809 --> 01:00:41.070
after weeks of the Sea of Terror, he is basically

01:00:41.070 --> 01:00:44.630
depressed throughout all of it. But he's changing.

01:00:44.710 --> 01:00:48.150
He's like, I'm a pretty good shot now. At times

01:00:48.150 --> 01:00:50.409
over his story, he gets to see characters like

01:00:50.409 --> 01:00:53.610
Sanguinius and he's like, he's a mortal man.

01:00:53.750 --> 01:00:58.759
So he's like, holy shit, that's a Primarch. You

01:00:58.759 --> 01:01:01.000
basically follow his story about how you see

01:01:01.000 --> 01:01:04.119
how much war changes like an ordinary person,

01:01:04.300 --> 01:01:06.139
but everyone around him is either going mad or

01:01:06.139 --> 01:01:09.320
insane, but he still holds on to something that

01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:14.219
keeps him going. He then sees Angron and then

01:01:14.219 --> 01:01:18.340
just runs back to the wall immediately. almost

01:01:18.340 --> 01:01:20.619
falls to his death, but then finds out like,

01:01:20.739 --> 01:01:23.940
oh, he actually does. He joins the White Scars

01:01:23.940 --> 01:01:26.079
and the Blood Angels as they charge the Death

01:01:26.079 --> 01:01:29.099
Guard initially. So he sees Jack's icon, which

01:01:29.099 --> 01:01:32.179
is pretty amazing. He like helps shoot down Death

01:01:32.179 --> 01:01:34.179
Guard and he's like yelling at them the entire

01:01:34.179 --> 01:01:37.340
time. He's just a single dude again. You stink!

01:01:38.039 --> 01:01:42.239
Said Katsuhiro. He's getting the gas mask that

01:01:42.239 --> 01:01:45.099
doesn't really work correctly. He then finds

01:01:45.099 --> 01:01:47.539
out that the guy Doramec is basically an Alpha

01:01:47.539 --> 01:01:51.619
Legion spy the entire time. They manage to fall

01:01:51.619 --> 01:01:53.559
back the humans. Sanguinius helps rescue the

01:01:53.559 --> 01:01:55.440
humans and brings them back into the Helios Gate.

01:01:56.099 --> 01:02:01.980
At which point, Katahiro is speaking to Mr. Thade

01:02:01.980 --> 01:02:03.820
of the Imperial Fists, who would then go on to

01:02:03.820 --> 01:02:05.139
be in the War of the Beasts stuff, whatever.

01:02:05.380 --> 01:02:09.460
But then Katahiro last sees Doramec staring at

01:02:09.460 --> 01:02:10.840
him in the middle of the crowd and just gives

01:02:10.840 --> 01:02:13.760
him a single finger and just goes, shh. and it

01:02:13.760 --> 01:02:16.900
just disappears into the crowd. And Kazeer is

01:02:16.900 --> 01:02:21.139
like, no! We follow him throughout many of his

01:02:21.139 --> 01:02:23.420
terror books. He kind of is like everyone else

01:02:23.420 --> 01:02:25.440
where he almost thinks there's nothing to live

01:02:25.440 --> 01:02:28.280
for. He ends up sleeping in a chamber where it

01:02:28.280 --> 01:02:31.880
describes it. It just smells of fart the entire

01:02:31.880 --> 01:02:35.840
time. I think it'd be more like snoring in my

01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:42.679
roommate's door. Oh no. but Kazuhiro would then

01:02:42.679 --> 01:02:46.260
go on to he even sees like a random ghost sightings

01:02:46.260 --> 01:02:49.179
and stuff he sees weird things he meets Euphrates

01:02:49.179 --> 01:02:51.420
Keeler who would then go on to form the first

01:02:51.420 --> 01:02:56.199
imperial cult stuff he starts to develop like

01:02:56.199 --> 01:02:59.119
a sort of thing where he starts to worship the

01:02:59.119 --> 01:03:02.000
emperor slowly over the story a blood angel would

01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:04.980
give him command as they basically die and then

01:03:04.980 --> 01:03:08.059
Kazuhiro would do this next good thing which

01:03:08.059 --> 01:03:11.099
is kind of more what he's known for He finds

01:03:11.099 --> 01:03:14.519
a man and a child who eventually the man dies

01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:19.380
and his child. But Katahira basically just like

01:03:19.380 --> 01:03:21.019
there's this poor infant in the middle of the

01:03:21.019 --> 01:03:23.119
siege terror and he just takes it under his wing.

01:03:23.300 --> 01:03:26.559
And throughout the entire siege, he's like, everyone

01:03:26.559 --> 01:03:29.320
kind of helped look after the kid because everyone's

01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:32.159
like, you know, that's hope that this will live

01:03:32.159 --> 01:03:34.619
through it. And he's looking after this child

01:03:34.619 --> 01:03:36.559
whilst helping, like, you know, fight. And he's

01:03:36.559 --> 01:03:38.300
there when the beacon is lit again. You know,

01:03:38.320 --> 01:03:39.980
the beacons are lit. The beacons are lit. Gondor

01:03:39.980 --> 01:03:42.619
calls for aid. He's there when the astronomical

01:03:42.619 --> 01:03:47.059
is lit again. And when the siege is over, he

01:03:47.059 --> 01:03:50.159
fights tooth and nail to keep himself getting

01:03:50.159 --> 01:03:52.659
food rations and stuff, especially for the child.

01:03:52.820 --> 01:03:55.239
And he basically adopts the child as his, like,

01:03:55.239 --> 01:03:58.860
you know, basically as his child. And, again,

01:03:58.960 --> 01:04:00.719
like, I don't... Unfortunately, I can't do this

01:04:00.719 --> 01:04:03.429
character justice, but... he's just an ordinary

01:04:03.429 --> 01:04:05.590
bloke he's just like a single guardsman kind

01:04:05.590 --> 01:04:08.409
of character who you know he just looks like

01:04:08.409 --> 01:04:10.489
he's a single man he just adopts his child he

01:04:10.489 --> 01:04:13.090
looks after he's actually kind to people he's

01:04:13.090 --> 01:04:16.750
nice and um and he's just you know he's a symbol

01:04:16.750 --> 01:04:19.150
of hope i think he even becomes something later

01:04:19.150 --> 01:04:21.429
on we'll see after the seizure terror stuff like

01:04:21.429 --> 01:04:23.789
the first church or whatever but he's just a

01:04:23.789 --> 01:04:27.269
regular dude and um yeah he like you know he

01:04:27.269 --> 01:04:29.210
fights when he has to when he's forced to but

01:04:29.210 --> 01:04:31.690
essentially he's someone who only wanted a peaceful

01:04:31.690 --> 01:04:33.809
life and he'll have it once again after he's

01:04:33.809 --> 01:04:36.429
gone through this the worst experience a human

01:04:36.429 --> 01:04:39.070
can go through which is the siege of terror uh

01:04:39.070 --> 01:04:43.449
absolutely uh i'd like again i can't do the scenes

01:04:43.449 --> 01:04:46.590
that he's in justice because it is like he's

01:04:46.590 --> 01:04:48.570
literally staring at like demon primarchs and

01:04:48.570 --> 01:04:50.730
chaos spawn and other things and he's just like

01:04:50.730 --> 01:04:55.130
ah he's just like i'm gonna i'm trying um and

01:04:55.130 --> 01:04:58.820
he obviously again he uh is kind to other people

01:04:58.820 --> 01:05:03.400
and he very much just you know he's a human who

01:05:03.400 --> 01:05:06.260
got through it and when everyone else is like

01:05:06.260 --> 01:05:09.019
either broken or destroyed by it he's kind of

01:05:09.019 --> 01:05:11.019
not because he has he has something else to live

01:05:11.019 --> 01:05:13.480
for which is you know the generations that will

01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:16.639
come after so great character nice guy that's

01:05:16.639 --> 01:05:19.719
my next one yeah so he's terror only though so

01:05:19.719 --> 01:05:21.699
if anyone wants to i mean there's a lot of horror

01:05:21.699 --> 01:05:24.260
territory stuff but you can if you want if you

01:05:24.260 --> 01:05:26.360
know only a little bit of horrors heresy just

01:05:26.360 --> 01:05:28.519
kind of jump into the seizure terror if you need

01:05:28.519 --> 01:05:31.719
to if you don't find 54 books appealing 10 is

01:05:31.719 --> 01:05:34.900
much better so go for that well it's more like

01:05:34.900 --> 01:05:37.659
a lot of it is like you need some backstory but

01:05:37.659 --> 01:05:39.619
a lot of the stories that happen in the seizure

01:05:39.619 --> 01:05:42.940
terror are exclusively to that it's like it is

01:05:42.940 --> 01:05:45.019
i understand why they made it its own series

01:05:45.019 --> 01:05:49.300
because there's characters unique to that good

01:05:49.300 --> 01:05:52.880
series Colin, do you have your next offering

01:05:52.880 --> 01:05:59.000
for the good boys? Yes. I'm going to go... I

01:05:59.000 --> 01:06:01.239
was going to go with Felix, and then I'm going

01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:05.619
to be honest. I kind of started remembering some

01:06:05.619 --> 01:06:11.880
other things he's done, such as potentially leaving

01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:15.179
his wife and child when Altdorf was under siege

01:06:15.179 --> 01:06:18.480
during the End Times, which even Godric went

01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:23.710
like, dude, What the fuck? While pulling the

01:06:23.710 --> 01:06:26.710
face off a demon, like, dude, you've got problems.

01:06:26.829 --> 01:06:29.250
I don't think he's overall a bad person, and

01:06:29.250 --> 01:06:31.570
I don't think it was bad writing. I do think,

01:06:31.610 --> 01:06:34.989
however, maybe don't leave your wife and child.

01:06:37.070 --> 01:06:41.050
That's a very nice answer. You know, a very hot

01:06:41.050 --> 01:06:44.610
take. Don't abandon your wife and child in the

01:06:44.610 --> 01:06:47.250
middle of a demonic siege. Yeah, chat, don't

01:06:47.250 --> 01:06:53.019
abandon your family. Life hack. But no, I'm going

01:06:53.019 --> 01:06:56.480
to go with my boy Franz because, you know, by

01:06:56.480 --> 01:07:00.320
the standards at least, if nothing else, of Warhammer

01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:03.519
leaders, you know, faction leaders, pretty up

01:07:03.519 --> 01:07:05.699
there in terms of not doing monstrous things.

01:07:06.960 --> 01:07:09.579
You know, he starts humble, right? He didn't

01:07:09.579 --> 01:07:12.960
even want to be emperor. He does not lust for

01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:16.039
power. He does not seek to be the guy in charge.

01:07:17.190 --> 01:07:19.849
no matter how much fate seems to force him into

01:07:19.849 --> 01:07:24.989
it. But, you know, when he did, he, you know,

01:07:24.989 --> 01:07:26.550
when he was in the running for the election to

01:07:26.550 --> 01:07:29.829
become the emperor, he kind of made sure everyone

01:07:29.829 --> 01:07:32.590
came away winning. It's a short story. It was

01:07:32.590 --> 01:07:36.530
actually written for Creative Assembly. Fuck,

01:07:36.630 --> 01:07:40.670
I always forget who wrote it. But it's a good

01:07:40.670 --> 01:07:42.530
little story. And, you know, it's both a lot

01:07:42.530 --> 01:07:44.710
of impressive politicking showing he's smart.

01:07:45.659 --> 01:07:49.980
But it's also he like he goes around all the

01:07:49.980 --> 01:07:51.400
different electors is like, all right, well,

01:07:51.539 --> 01:07:54.420
if you vote for me, I could do this for you.

01:07:55.139 --> 01:07:56.920
You know, he does. And then he goes to the next

01:07:56.920 --> 01:07:58.860
one and they're like, well, well, that's going

01:07:58.860 --> 01:08:00.719
to hurt me. But he's like, ah, but this thing

01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:02.599
will help you. And then he does that, you know,

01:08:02.599 --> 01:08:06.039
repeat for the next 10 electors he has to talk

01:08:06.039 --> 01:08:09.880
to. Talking to the moot elector was very funny.

01:08:13.139 --> 01:08:15.900
His promises to the moot guy were, I will not

01:08:15.900 --> 01:08:19.460
let vampires eat you, and I will not let Averland

01:08:19.460 --> 01:08:22.920
beat you to death. Very easy to get that vote.

01:08:23.119 --> 01:08:25.800
More than the halflings deserve, honestly. I

01:08:25.800 --> 01:08:27.699
think that's more than they deserve. Marius Leighton

01:08:27.699 --> 01:08:31.359
did nothing wrong. Did he promise to kill Stirlanders

01:08:31.359 --> 01:08:37.539
on sight? If only. But no, he even talks to a

01:08:37.539 --> 01:08:40.659
close companion. He's like, I feel like I've

01:08:40.659 --> 01:08:42.600
just manipulated anyone. And the guy was like,

01:08:42.720 --> 01:08:46.420
well, one, that's politics. But two, did you

01:08:46.420 --> 01:08:50.560
not give everyone what they wanted? He's a politician

01:08:50.560 --> 01:08:52.859
who actually listens to the people under him.

01:08:52.920 --> 01:08:55.239
That doesn't happen. Crazy. Unbelievable. Yeah,

01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:56.779
you can really tell it's a fantasy universe.

01:08:56.960 --> 01:08:59.060
Yeah, you can tell this is a fictional story.

01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:03.340
And then, you know, he's... he's always first

01:09:03.340 --> 01:09:06.180
in line you know he unfortunately there's no

01:09:06.180 --> 01:09:09.199
real books about him which hurts me but you know

01:09:09.199 --> 01:09:11.279
he's always described like doing what's best

01:09:11.279 --> 01:09:14.399
for everyone he there's a certain like even if

01:09:14.399 --> 01:09:16.359
there's only so many ways to describe it like

01:09:16.359 --> 01:09:19.859
it's not too in -depth gone over if you're making

01:09:19.859 --> 01:09:22.779
friends with dwarfs and making deals with them

01:09:22.779 --> 01:09:26.970
regularly and they're not like In a pissing match

01:09:26.970 --> 01:09:30.050
24 -7, you're probably a decent fella. Or even

01:09:30.050 --> 01:09:31.609
they have to admit that, yeah, you know, you're

01:09:31.609 --> 01:09:34.090
pretty all right. You're doing good work. You're

01:09:34.090 --> 01:09:37.329
okay. For a so -and -so set the duel. If the

01:09:37.329 --> 01:09:39.750
elves are at least moderately impressed by you,

01:09:39.829 --> 01:09:43.850
surely you are at least, you know, intelligent.

01:09:44.029 --> 01:09:45.909
And they have to believe, surely, that, you know,

01:09:45.930 --> 01:09:47.630
you're doing good things. We like what you're

01:09:47.630 --> 01:09:50.789
doing. You know, it's kind of a little basic,

01:09:50.829 --> 01:09:55.200
but he's my guy. Couldn't not mention him. You

01:09:55.200 --> 01:09:57.420
know, he honestly fights for the Empire and all,

01:09:57.520 --> 01:09:59.319
you know, humanity, even if they're not under

01:09:59.319 --> 01:10:01.300
the Empire. When Kislev's in danger, he sends

01:10:01.300 --> 01:10:04.880
forces up to help. He's always first in the front

01:10:04.880 --> 01:10:06.920
line when it's time, you know, push comes to

01:10:06.920 --> 01:10:09.739
shove. He was at Nordland Shores fighting off

01:10:09.739 --> 01:10:12.939
Chaos. He was at Blackfire Pass. He's not going

01:10:12.939 --> 01:10:14.680
to ask you to do what he's not willing to do

01:10:14.680 --> 01:10:16.720
himself. He was fighting the Orc Warboss one

01:10:16.720 --> 01:10:21.000
-on -one. He's, again, he's a... it's a little

01:10:21.000 --> 01:10:23.539
more grandiose, you know, than maybe Kane is,

01:10:23.600 --> 01:10:25.380
you know, a good person. It's a fantasy setting.

01:10:25.439 --> 01:10:27.079
That's, you know, heroes of myth belong there.

01:10:27.659 --> 01:10:32.000
And he's, he's a good one at that. Not, you know,

01:10:32.000 --> 01:10:34.760
totally morally good, largely, you know, and

01:10:34.760 --> 01:10:37.380
at least, you know, in a diploma diplomacy line

01:10:37.380 --> 01:10:40.119
until Warhammer is like, yeah, I've done, I've

01:10:40.119 --> 01:10:42.500
done some bad things. Sometimes I am the emperor.

01:10:42.579 --> 01:10:44.800
If nothing else, I sometimes tell witch hunters

01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:50.359
to go deal with that problem. But overall. He

01:10:50.359 --> 01:10:52.439
does good work. He's a good guy. And he does

01:10:52.439 --> 01:10:55.560
genuinely fight for what's good and righteous,

01:10:55.659 --> 01:10:58.840
even if by nature of him existing in a Warhammer

01:10:58.840 --> 01:11:01.420
setting, sometimes that does mean some rather

01:11:01.420 --> 01:11:05.439
unsavory things do occur. He's just a good guy.

01:11:06.340 --> 01:11:10.699
He's like Machiavelli good, isn't he? Yeah, but

01:11:10.699 --> 01:11:14.399
less on the fear. Usually he doesn't go for the

01:11:14.399 --> 01:11:18.710
fear. unless you are writing about windows then

01:11:18.710 --> 01:11:23.010
he goes for the reich's car no that was more

01:11:23.010 --> 01:11:27.130
about like it's like a truly good person is almost

01:11:27.130 --> 01:11:29.609
a terrible politician in some way because they're

01:11:29.609 --> 01:11:32.510
not willing to like yeah is it like yeah was

01:11:32.510 --> 01:11:34.270
it the greater good sort of thing they're not

01:11:34.270 --> 01:11:36.109
willing to do things for the greater good but

01:11:36.109 --> 01:11:39.630
in terms of in a sense of like he is a good man

01:11:39.630 --> 01:11:43.090
for the fact that he protects the empire better

01:11:43.090 --> 01:11:46.489
than most would ever do and therefore more people

01:11:46.489 --> 01:11:49.630
live is the grand sum of it i guess isn't it

01:11:49.630 --> 01:11:52.029
he's he's the right man you know and his his

01:11:52.029 --> 01:11:54.850
way to protect isn't you know usually like the

01:11:54.850 --> 01:11:58.689
the classic send 10 000 men to die in this battle

01:11:58.689 --> 01:12:00.489
against you know he's he's usually like okay

01:12:00.489 --> 01:12:03.829
we're gonna do this right we're gonna talk to

01:12:03.829 --> 01:12:06.149
all the experts he doesn't bulldoze over anyone

01:12:06.149 --> 01:12:08.569
i know that seems like a minor thing but like

01:12:08.569 --> 01:12:11.210
he's he's not rocking up to every meeting like

01:12:11.210 --> 01:12:14.840
i am the guy in charge fuck off i'm You listen

01:12:14.840 --> 01:12:19.140
to me now. He's measured. He's intelligent. Things

01:12:19.140 --> 01:12:23.960
that make him... He's very charismatic. Good

01:12:23.960 --> 01:12:25.979
guy to be around. Good guy to listen to. You

01:12:25.979 --> 01:12:28.079
come away feeling like you've won because he

01:12:28.079 --> 01:12:31.279
does right by everyone. And when Immortal Empires

01:12:31.279 --> 01:12:33.800
calls for it, they say, we must form an alliance!

01:12:34.140 --> 01:12:39.500
Yes. Lord of the Rings, he's the version of Gandalf

01:12:39.500 --> 01:12:42.189
saying everyone's got to work together. You might

01:12:42.189 --> 01:12:44.449
think that would be Teclis. Teclis is too busy

01:12:44.449 --> 01:12:46.329
putting his foot in his mouth in that trailer.

01:12:47.270 --> 01:12:52.069
This is just another Eldish game. You tell him.

01:12:52.350 --> 01:12:54.970
What if we sent the socially awkward magical

01:12:54.970 --> 01:12:59.109
elf to do diplomacy? Surely this will not fail.

01:13:00.090 --> 01:13:02.689
Sorry, Mom. I'm busy right now trying to sacrifice

01:13:02.689 --> 01:13:08.939
my niece to bring back dead gods. End time slander

01:13:08.939 --> 01:13:11.260
lore. Before that, he was a good person. And

01:13:11.260 --> 01:13:14.100
to be fair, whenever it's called for, Carl Friends

01:13:14.100 --> 01:13:16.279
just brings down the ban hammer and just goes,

01:13:16.340 --> 01:13:20.140
Enough! Stop being idiots! He keeps everyone

01:13:20.140 --> 01:13:22.539
in line. He's like a cool teacher, you know?

01:13:22.600 --> 01:13:25.319
A good teacher. He keeps you in line. You know,

01:13:25.340 --> 01:13:27.439
you can't be fooling around, but, you know, he's

01:13:27.439 --> 01:13:30.880
gonna work with you. And every year, he raises

01:13:30.880 --> 01:13:33.319
money for Movember. Like, oh, what a good guy.

01:13:33.619 --> 01:13:37.550
Good teacher. Can I get a Blessed Sigma for Carl

01:13:37.550 --> 01:13:42.390
Franz? Dance, Mucky. Dance, Mucky. Fuck you.

01:13:45.729 --> 01:13:52.850
Blessed Sigma. It's amusing to me, too. Glorious.

01:13:53.970 --> 01:13:56.350
Eli, did you have another... Did you have two

01:13:56.350 --> 01:13:59.010
short ones, did you say? Yes, I have two short

01:13:59.010 --> 01:14:01.970
ones. And I also forgot I could talk about Nemo

01:14:01.970 --> 01:14:04.420
Soysandric, because he's the G. He's a good guy.

01:14:06.420 --> 01:14:10.140
He's also only in one novella. GW just doesn't

01:14:10.140 --> 01:14:11.939
like my favorite characters, but it's fine. He's

01:14:11.939 --> 01:14:14.319
in Twice Dead King as well. Calm down. Yeah,

01:14:14.319 --> 01:14:20.159
one chapter. He's in a chapter. Whatever. Most

01:14:20.159 --> 01:14:22.859
of us know who he is, so I'll be quick about

01:14:22.859 --> 01:14:26.359
it. Nemesaur Zandrek is a classic Necrons character.

01:14:27.359 --> 01:14:31.260
He is Overlord of Gidrim. Faeron even, I suppose,

01:14:31.500 --> 01:14:33.720
but he's not Faeron, sorry. He's overlord of

01:14:33.720 --> 01:14:35.739
Gidrim. He's part of the South Tech dynasty.

01:14:36.119 --> 01:14:38.539
He's perhaps the greatest military mastermind

01:14:38.539 --> 01:14:41.960
in the galaxy, potentially on par with people

01:14:41.960 --> 01:14:44.560
like Imhotek, who is indeed the greatest mastermind

01:14:44.560 --> 01:14:48.720
in the galaxy. BTFO, Primark fans, not happening

01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:53.039
today. Imhotek wins no diff. But anyways, Zandrek

01:14:53.039 --> 01:14:56.279
is extremely talented. He's literally genius,

01:14:56.520 --> 01:15:00.899
but... He's kind of crazy and he supposedly thinks

01:15:00.899 --> 01:15:03.159
that they're all still flesh and blood beings

01:15:03.159 --> 01:15:07.319
and he's still just fighting Necron tier rebels

01:15:07.319 --> 01:15:10.859
and separatists. Although if his madness is actually

01:15:10.859 --> 01:15:13.039
real or if he's choosing to just see things how

01:15:13.039 --> 01:15:16.579
they are is unsure. The book kind of implies

01:15:16.579 --> 01:15:19.399
that he maybe isn't actually that crazy, but

01:15:19.399 --> 01:15:21.859
I digress. He's a funny guy. He has a sense of

01:15:21.859 --> 01:15:23.760
humor. He spends most of his time with his best

01:15:23.760 --> 01:15:28.369
friend Oberon and for the good parts. He's extremely

01:15:28.369 --> 01:15:31.229
honorable. He still abides by the old codes of

01:15:31.229 --> 01:15:33.750
honor that the Necronteer people hold, which

01:15:33.750 --> 01:15:37.109
includes taking prisoners and capturing the enemy

01:15:37.109 --> 01:15:39.630
commander, giving him a feast, letting him go

01:15:39.630 --> 01:15:42.829
if there's a parlay and his debt is paid or whatever.

01:15:43.630 --> 01:15:46.109
Or if you're a white scar, just getting out and

01:15:46.109 --> 01:15:48.130
he's like, I like how you got spirit. You can

01:15:48.130 --> 01:15:51.810
go. He doesn't use canoptics because he doesn't

01:15:51.810 --> 01:15:54.630
like using mindless robots, which is ironic,

01:15:54.750 --> 01:15:57.800
obviously. because most of his warriors are but

01:15:57.800 --> 01:16:00.640
regardless he doesn't like using mindless robots

01:16:00.640 --> 01:16:02.640
he never uses death marks because they're not

01:16:02.640 --> 01:16:06.340
honorable um what else doesn't know where he

01:16:06.340 --> 01:16:09.399
is he's like oh it's still the the wars uh war

01:16:09.399 --> 01:16:11.859
in heaven he's like yeah he's man that was a

01:16:11.859 --> 01:16:14.399
while back he says lots of whimsical and silly

01:16:14.399 --> 01:16:16.800
things and it usually all ends up going around

01:16:16.800 --> 01:16:19.880
in a circle to actually be strategic genius uh

01:16:19.880 --> 01:16:22.220
he's just a nice guy as far as necrons go he

01:16:22.220 --> 01:16:25.649
is the probably the only good guy in the Necrons,

01:16:25.649 --> 01:16:28.869
because Necrons might be, well, Jazeera is also

01:16:28.869 --> 01:16:31.350
on my list, I should say. Necrons are, on average,

01:16:31.449 --> 01:16:33.770
probably the most evil in the setting, honestly,

01:16:33.949 --> 01:16:36.890
aside from your average Chaos Space Marine, I

01:16:36.890 --> 01:16:39.789
suppose. Zandrek's quite irreverent as well.

01:16:39.930 --> 01:16:41.529
He's just kind of there for the ride, like, oh,

01:16:41.550 --> 01:16:44.449
what's happening? This reminds me of back in

01:16:44.449 --> 01:16:48.569
the day. He seems to have real emotion, which

01:16:48.569 --> 01:16:52.850
is pretty much unheard of in the Necrons. He

01:16:52.850 --> 01:16:56.890
loves his nemesaur uh sorry he loves his vargard

01:16:56.890 --> 01:16:59.529
oberon oberon loves him they are truly the best

01:16:59.529 --> 01:17:03.909
buddies it's a great bromance um he has the whole

01:17:03.909 --> 01:17:08.109
scene where oberon's freaking i don't know he's

01:17:08.109 --> 01:17:10.250
like wanting them to take a piece of this machine

01:17:10.250 --> 01:17:12.649
that could maybe bring their souls back as andrex

01:17:12.649 --> 01:17:17.489
like don't worry pal you have a soul you uh you've

01:17:17.489 --> 01:17:19.329
you've been loyal to me this whole time what

01:17:19.329 --> 01:17:21.250
kind of how could you not have a soul if you

01:17:21.250 --> 01:17:25.170
have love and stuff like that question Eli, as

01:17:25.170 --> 01:17:28.329
the resident Necron. I was going to say, which

01:17:28.329 --> 01:17:29.689
one's the top, which one's the bottom? You beat

01:17:29.689 --> 01:17:32.850
me to it. It's not that kind of love. Get it

01:17:32.850 --> 01:17:42.670
out of here. But anyways, these freaking goofballs,

01:17:42.829 --> 01:17:46.649
man. What was I even talking about? I don't know.

01:17:46.710 --> 01:17:49.369
He's nice. He has love and emotion and soul,

01:17:49.550 --> 01:17:51.789
which is basically he doesn't exist in the Necrons.

01:17:52.489 --> 01:17:56.399
As Andy said, he went, A white Scargo. What's

01:17:56.399 --> 01:18:00.220
his actual name? Corsaro Khan. Corsaro Khan and

01:18:00.220 --> 01:18:03.560
Vilek Nightspear. Unfortunate. It was a bit of

01:18:03.560 --> 01:18:06.420
an unfortunate showing of Vilek Nightspear, who's

01:18:06.420 --> 01:18:09.279
also really cool. You forgot Corsaro Khan's name.

01:18:09.380 --> 01:18:11.420
Andy will be sending you a package in the mail.

01:18:12.420 --> 01:18:17.560
They get captured by Zandrek. As again, he takes

01:18:17.560 --> 01:18:20.760
prisoners. And Corsaro Khan stages a prison break.

01:18:21.140 --> 01:18:23.789
Farguard Oberon being the goat that he is. knocks

01:18:23.789 --> 01:18:29.390
out uh uh the light spear like and pretty much

01:18:29.390 --> 01:18:34.220
destroys Corsaro. No diff. No diff at all. It's

01:18:34.220 --> 01:18:37.960
Necron BS. No, it's literally no diff. Oh, I

01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:42.739
got Necrodermis. Cheats. Cheats. Hacks. O 'Bron

01:18:42.739 --> 01:18:44.560
is also one of the best. Blood mode engaged.

01:18:44.840 --> 01:18:48.180
O 'Bron is top 10 duelists in 40k, not including

01:18:48.180 --> 01:18:49.859
Primarchs, because you don't have those. Yeah,

01:18:49.859 --> 01:18:51.760
but like, Corsaro's top 5, so what's going on?

01:18:51.920 --> 01:18:56.149
Okay, okay. Anyways, anyways. it's like an honorable

01:18:56.149 --> 01:18:59.029
duel duel but one of them's like a vampire and

01:18:59.029 --> 01:19:01.289
the one who's like a regular dude is like oh

01:19:01.289 --> 01:19:05.550
it's not a regular dude oh my gosh whatever it

01:19:05.550 --> 01:19:08.770
does like the power scale yeah uh because rocon

01:19:08.770 --> 01:19:11.850
gets his butt beat and but then zandrek comes

01:19:11.850 --> 01:19:14.430
in because uh oberon's about to kill them both

01:19:14.430 --> 01:19:17.409
and zander says you guys fought really well you

01:19:17.409 --> 01:19:20.489
could go and then they just leave And then Corsaro

01:19:20.489 --> 01:19:23.170
grabs Illich by the ankle and drags him to the

01:19:23.170 --> 01:19:26.149
ship, which I thought was quite amusing. Yeah,

01:19:26.170 --> 01:19:29.350
Zandrek often invites enemy commanders to his

01:19:29.350 --> 01:19:32.149
beasts and stuff where he rambles poetry and

01:19:32.149 --> 01:19:34.310
old war stories. He shovels raw meat into his

01:19:34.310 --> 01:19:37.109
face grill. He shovels nothing. His plate's usually

01:19:37.109 --> 01:19:41.510
empty. He's not a plate one. But yeah, he's just

01:19:41.510 --> 01:19:45.149
a funny guy. Funny guy. He's nice. Very different

01:19:45.149 --> 01:19:47.430
interaction from what you usually get in Warhammer,

01:19:47.529 --> 01:19:50.550
especially with the Necrons. I like him. He's

01:19:50.550 --> 01:19:53.050
my favorite. Senile grandpa in space. He and

01:19:53.050 --> 01:19:55.770
Oberon are awesome, and I really wish they still

01:19:55.770 --> 01:19:58.470
existed. I hope they get new models in 11th edition,

01:19:58.710 --> 01:20:00.090
because it's really sad that they're in Legends.

01:20:00.310 --> 01:20:02.149
But they are mentioned in the Codex, at least,

01:20:02.229 --> 01:20:04.750
so GW hasn't completely forgotten about them.

01:20:04.970 --> 01:20:07.310
Read Severed. It's the best Necron book out there.

01:20:07.810 --> 01:20:11.189
No diffs. Infinite and divine. Literally. So,

01:20:11.210 --> 01:20:14.520
go read that. That's my character. That's my

01:20:14.520 --> 01:20:17.199
choice for this one. Before we do the next one,

01:20:17.279 --> 01:20:19.260
do you think there's a few more denials to get

01:20:19.260 --> 01:20:21.779
through? We've got three more. First one from

01:20:21.779 --> 01:20:25.199
Denver Cheese again. Anyway, Colin, talk about

01:20:25.199 --> 01:20:28.279
Halo more so I continue to live in denial. I

01:20:28.279 --> 01:20:32.899
just made a grunt video. Thank you. It's tough

01:20:32.899 --> 01:20:35.600
being a Halo fan. The most amazing thing recently

01:20:35.600 --> 01:20:38.840
was a cameo in another popular game. I was not

01:20:38.840 --> 01:20:42.579
in Halo. What killed Halo for you guys? Halo

01:20:42.579 --> 01:20:46.319
killed Halo. 343 Industries killed it so bad

01:20:46.319 --> 01:20:48.039
they had to change the name to Halo Studios.

01:20:48.579 --> 01:20:50.779
That's how bad it was. I mean, killed it? I still

01:20:50.779 --> 01:20:54.880
like Halo. I don't know. What's going wrong?

01:20:57.260 --> 01:21:02.180
I don't think we have the hour. There's a great

01:21:02.180 --> 01:21:04.020
video I've seen. I sent it to Colin recently

01:21:04.020 --> 01:21:06.189
because I rewatched it and it's like... side

01:21:06.189 --> 01:21:08.010
i'll take this down for a second it's side by

01:21:08.010 --> 01:21:10.850
side the 343 studios guys and the bungee guys

01:21:10.850 --> 01:21:13.670
talking about how they make a halo game and it's

01:21:13.670 --> 01:21:16.289
like night and day where it's like it's all about

01:21:16.289 --> 01:21:18.489
competitive and then bungee it's like it's about

01:21:18.489 --> 01:21:20.989
fun it's like this is how we make characters

01:21:20.989 --> 01:21:22.810
compelling we make the master chief have it and

01:21:22.810 --> 01:21:25.949
it's like he's just a suit of armor you imprint

01:21:25.949 --> 01:21:30.170
on it's so stark seeing that 343 had no idea

01:21:30.170 --> 01:21:32.630
what halo was about while making the games and

01:21:32.630 --> 01:21:35.439
at least in my opinion that's like That's like

01:21:35.439 --> 01:21:39.720
a good video to talk about. It's over. And then

01:21:39.720 --> 01:21:41.560
they made the TV show and it's like, he's never

01:21:41.560 --> 01:21:44.079
wearing the helmet and he's naked. Why is Master

01:21:44.079 --> 01:21:48.680
Chief got his kit off? How did that even get

01:21:48.680 --> 01:21:51.779
past screening? Master Chief. Yeah. Oh my gosh,

01:21:51.779 --> 01:21:54.199
man. What a flop. Anyways, we're here to talk

01:21:54.199 --> 01:21:57.340
about Warhammer. Anyway. Colin's least favorite

01:21:57.340 --> 01:22:01.079
school girl, sad winky face. Wow. Thank you for

01:22:01.079 --> 01:22:04.319
the $2. Who was Shalaxy's wedding scripter, I

01:22:04.319 --> 01:22:06.960
believe. Are you happy now? Did I do well, Big

01:22:06.960 --> 01:22:13.199
Papa Andrew? I'm happy. I'm always happy. That's

01:22:13.199 --> 01:22:16.779
crazy, man. Skarsnik's top guy, formerly known

01:22:16.779 --> 01:22:21.199
as Thanos. 59 knock every time. That's a great

01:22:21.199 --> 01:22:24.300
channel name. No one is as nice and morally stable

01:22:24.300 --> 01:22:27.340
as the true ruler and warlord of the Eight Peaks.

01:22:27.720 --> 01:22:32.149
Archeon is the closest. This guy's got his priorities

01:22:32.149 --> 01:22:35.090
straight. Shame about the end times. Scarstic

01:22:35.090 --> 01:22:39.270
lore. The lore where they forgot about him and

01:22:39.270 --> 01:22:41.850
just had to tell out of universe what happened

01:22:41.850 --> 01:22:48.590
to him. Classic. Is that the last one there,

01:22:48.630 --> 01:22:54.270
Andy? Yes, that is. Awesome. Andy, do you have

01:22:54.270 --> 01:22:59.439
another one to add into the list? I have some

01:22:59.439 --> 01:23:01.939
backup ones. I'll mention briefly one because

01:23:01.939 --> 01:23:05.479
I recently reread Flight of the Eisenstein. I

01:23:05.479 --> 01:23:08.520
also really like Caleb Aaron, who's the house

01:23:08.520 --> 01:23:11.840
car of Nathaniel Garrow. This guy failed at being

01:23:11.840 --> 01:23:14.239
a space marine. He couldn't get through the trials.

01:23:14.659 --> 01:23:18.600
But even though most space marine initiates who

01:23:18.600 --> 01:23:21.779
fail die wherever they just fall over, Nathaniel

01:23:21.779 --> 01:23:24.479
Garrow was like, oh, this is wasteful. I'll save

01:23:24.479 --> 01:23:27.000
your life. And you can be my house car, which

01:23:27.000 --> 01:23:31.869
is basically like... a squire and in the the

01:23:31.869 --> 01:23:35.550
horus heresy books like all of garrow's men actually

01:23:35.550 --> 01:23:38.109
get on quite well with caleb there's even a guy

01:23:38.109 --> 01:23:41.289
called hakur or haker and there's a bit where

01:23:41.289 --> 01:23:44.829
no no no um and he's all like they're having

01:23:44.829 --> 01:23:46.789
a chat and then they're like oh did you hear

01:23:46.789 --> 01:23:49.310
mortarians in the fleet we're gonna see mortarian

01:23:49.310 --> 01:23:51.729
and caleb gets distracted and he's just like

01:23:51.729 --> 01:23:55.539
caleb get about your business like He's nice

01:23:55.539 --> 01:23:58.699
to him. He's like one of the few space marines

01:23:58.699 --> 01:24:00.680
in the Legion who calls him by his name. He'd

01:24:00.680 --> 01:24:04.010
be like, Caleb. Instead of what, slave? Instead

01:24:04.010 --> 01:24:09.310
of surf or get out of my way weakling. Ignatius

01:24:09.310 --> 01:24:12.770
Grulgor has a bit where another space marine

01:24:12.770 --> 01:24:15.010
is like, why is this weakling here? And he's

01:24:15.010 --> 01:24:17.609
all like, ah, well, this guy, he pretended, he

01:24:17.609 --> 01:24:19.529
thought he could be a space marine, but he sucks.

01:24:19.649 --> 01:24:22.210
He sucks. He's stupid and he sucks. He's ugly.

01:24:22.510 --> 01:24:25.569
He's like, I'm just, I've got to go. I've got

01:24:25.569 --> 01:24:27.670
to go. And he's like, oh, I didn't realize we

01:24:27.670 --> 01:24:29.409
like kept them alive after they failed. I was

01:24:29.409 --> 01:24:31.529
like, well, no, Garrow's stupid. And that's why

01:24:31.529 --> 01:24:33.960
he's alive. I hate Garrow. you should hate Garrow

01:24:33.960 --> 01:24:39.720
too but like Caleb not only is a Chad for saving

01:24:39.720 --> 01:24:43.699
Garrow and the 70s life by hurling himself into

01:24:43.699 --> 01:24:47.720
a like a sealed compartment to kill Ignatius

01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:50.699
Grilgore and his men when they basically Grilgore

01:24:50.699 --> 01:24:53.880
aims his bolter at Garrow Caleb shoots him with

01:24:53.880 --> 01:24:58.000
a pings off his helmet chucks a knife which bearing

01:24:58.000 --> 01:25:00.479
in mind for a space means like an axe an actual

01:25:00.479 --> 01:25:03.000
sword for a mortal person goes through caleb's

01:25:03.000 --> 01:25:04.579
chest and he like crawls through the compartment

01:25:04.579 --> 01:25:06.579
to the compartment they don't notice him because

01:25:06.579 --> 01:25:08.340
they're like oh he's just like this weakling

01:25:08.340 --> 01:25:11.159
presses the button seals them in because the

01:25:11.159 --> 01:25:13.880
bolt fire from grulgor accidentally pierced one

01:25:13.880 --> 01:25:16.720
of the virus bombs and they all die and uh to

01:25:16.720 --> 01:25:18.399
the point where when they're all reborn into

01:25:18.399 --> 01:25:21.260
plague marines and stuff caleb's body resurrects

01:25:21.260 --> 01:25:23.279
but there's nothing inside so maybe his soul

01:25:23.279 --> 01:25:25.220
went directly to the side of the emperor as the

01:25:25.220 --> 01:25:28.739
first martyr of the imperium who knows um but

01:25:28.739 --> 01:25:31.859
yeah he's he's pretty uh pretty amazing he also

01:25:31.859 --> 01:25:35.680
um was proud to be part of the death guard even

01:25:35.680 --> 01:25:39.069
though he wasn't a space marine he was like I'm

01:25:39.069 --> 01:25:41.050
going to do my job well, and I'm an integral

01:25:41.050 --> 01:25:44.869
part of the Legion. He delighted, and he got

01:25:44.869 --> 01:25:47.970
to go into the sections of the ship where only

01:25:47.970 --> 01:25:49.789
space marines were allowed to go, so he really

01:25:49.789 --> 01:25:51.489
liked that privilege, and he was just like, I'm

01:25:51.489 --> 01:25:53.369
just going to make sure that I'm the best squire

01:25:53.369 --> 01:25:56.829
I can be. Garrow's my friend, so I'm going to

01:25:56.829 --> 01:25:58.989
look after him. And he got to chat with other

01:25:58.989 --> 01:26:01.229
space marines in Garrow's great company. I like

01:26:01.229 --> 01:26:05.409
Caleb. He did a good job. He was always forthright,

01:26:05.510 --> 01:26:09.369
and he did his best. And when push came to shove,

01:26:09.550 --> 01:26:12.350
he killed Ignatius Grulgor, and everyone clapped.

01:26:12.670 --> 01:26:17.670
We like Caleb. He did save Garrow's life as well.

01:26:17.789 --> 01:26:21.449
He prayed to the emperor above Garrow as he was

01:26:21.449 --> 01:26:23.909
on the edge of death, and something answered.

01:26:24.649 --> 01:26:26.430
the emperor's not a god though guys the emperor's

01:26:26.430 --> 01:26:31.210
not a guy no oh whoa something else it doesn't

01:26:31.210 --> 01:26:33.670
even say the emperor did it's like some it's

01:26:33.670 --> 01:26:36.989
the from the perspective in the book they say

01:26:36.989 --> 01:26:40.350
it's because garrow recognizes later on that

01:26:40.350 --> 01:26:43.550
it's like caleb who saves him like caleb's like

01:26:43.550 --> 01:26:46.949
desire for him to live his willpower with like

01:26:46.949 --> 01:26:50.840
a tether to keep him being eaten from weird demons

01:26:50.840 --> 01:26:56.539
i would like to quote futurama here which is

01:26:56.539 --> 01:26:58.859
god in that show saying if you do everything

01:26:58.859 --> 01:27:01.500
right no one will know you've done anything at

01:27:01.500 --> 01:27:06.720
all i did have one i mean i was gonna say dante

01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:10.079
is the last one but i don't think i think because

01:27:10.079 --> 01:27:12.500
dante will be his own full episode explainer

01:27:12.500 --> 01:27:15.680
at some point but i do have a one last side character

01:27:15.680 --> 01:27:19.819
one who He's kind of a good guy. He is called

01:27:19.819 --> 01:27:23.859
Gaius Raceless. I always liked him. He's probably

01:27:23.859 --> 01:27:26.520
no one's favorite character, but I've always

01:27:26.520 --> 01:27:29.779
liked this guy. And he is essentially, he is

01:27:29.779 --> 01:27:33.420
a part of the Blood Angels chapter. And he is

01:27:33.420 --> 01:27:36.140
often in the, well, he's only really in the Mephiston

01:27:36.140 --> 01:27:39.020
books and Slash Devastation of Baal as well.

01:27:39.579 --> 01:27:42.560
He is an epistolary, which means he is quite

01:27:42.560 --> 01:27:47.930
high up in the librarians. Gaius. is old he is

01:27:47.930 --> 01:27:51.430
an old space marine and an old blood angel the

01:27:51.430 --> 01:27:55.149
fact that he also has gray hair which by the

01:27:55.149 --> 01:27:57.909
way i'd like to point out dante doesn't have

01:27:57.909 --> 01:28:00.789
gray hair the artworks often have time to have

01:28:00.789 --> 01:28:03.210
gray hair it describes him when he meets the

01:28:03.210 --> 01:28:06.529
lion he has long flowing black hair so it's like

01:28:06.529 --> 01:28:11.289
huh uh guys raceless has a gray beard and he

01:28:11.289 --> 01:28:15.279
is an old old librarian which first of all is

01:28:15.279 --> 01:28:17.380
pretty impressive because most time librarians

01:28:17.380 --> 01:28:23.380
get killed all the time uh guys not being as

01:28:23.380 --> 01:28:25.840
guys they're not being funny but also when your

01:28:25.840 --> 01:28:29.859
chief librarian is mephiston mr marvel superhero

01:28:29.859 --> 01:28:32.479
landing does whatever he likes changes the flow

01:28:32.479 --> 01:28:35.000
of time bullshit it's like yeah like being in

01:28:35.000 --> 01:28:36.840
epistolary is the rank below chief librarian

01:28:36.840 --> 01:28:40.260
if mephiston wasn't there he'd probably be the

01:28:40.260 --> 01:28:43.300
guy in charge but He's Mephiston. You're not

01:28:43.300 --> 01:28:46.960
going to be better than Mephiston. Gaius is often

01:28:46.960 --> 01:28:52.319
seen as like, he knew Mephiston before he was

01:28:52.319 --> 01:28:55.159
Mephiston. He knew Calistarius. He's kind of

01:28:55.159 --> 01:28:57.720
often seen as like the big uncle to a lot of

01:28:57.720 --> 01:29:02.380
the Blood Angel librarians. He has lots of Ankh

01:29:02.380 --> 01:29:06.319
energy. But he's often very hard on the new recruits,

01:29:06.319 --> 01:29:08.760
guys. But that's often because he kind of wants

01:29:08.760 --> 01:29:11.609
them to be strong enough to live. and because

01:29:11.609 --> 01:29:14.529
he gets uh well i'll explain that later but essentially

01:29:14.529 --> 01:29:18.289
also when mephiston was first reborn in hades

01:29:18.289 --> 01:29:21.510
hive uh he was the guy who was like let's not

01:29:21.510 --> 01:29:25.909
kill this guy hang on a minute you're something

01:29:25.909 --> 01:29:28.130
different here and he's the one who stood up

01:29:28.130 --> 01:29:31.149
for mephiston to the point where the chapter

01:29:31.149 --> 01:29:33.529
would accept him and not just try and kill him

01:29:33.529 --> 01:29:36.869
on sight so it's pretty good for him uh raceless

01:29:36.869 --> 01:29:39.789
is often as well Mephiston's greatest supporter

01:29:39.789 --> 01:29:43.050
in terms of he's like this guy does so much of

01:29:43.050 --> 01:29:45.050
the chapter and he's a potential for like you

01:29:45.050 --> 01:29:47.170
know first of all Raceless is old so he's fought

01:29:47.170 --> 01:29:49.250
off the Black Raid longer than pretty much a

01:29:49.250 --> 01:29:51.229
lot of people even like Dante he's not as old

01:29:51.229 --> 01:29:56.710
as Dante but he's he's old like Dante and he's

01:29:56.710 --> 01:29:59.750
very hard on new recruits said before but he's

01:29:59.750 --> 01:30:02.449
again quite kind to mortal beings he's never

01:30:02.449 --> 01:30:07.529
been he respects humans quite a lot and racist

01:30:07.529 --> 01:30:10.430
throughout the stories he's often uh particularly

01:30:10.430 --> 01:30:12.369
one of them i can't remember his name but um

01:30:12.369 --> 01:30:15.050
he's looking after this younger librarian who's

01:30:15.050 --> 01:30:17.750
like obsessed with mephiston and racist was like

01:30:17.750 --> 01:30:19.829
hard on him throughout most of the stories being

01:30:19.829 --> 01:30:22.250
like you know you can do better than that uh

01:30:22.250 --> 01:30:24.329
and then eventually when the young guy does die

01:30:24.329 --> 01:30:27.090
raceless is the first one like he's immediately

01:30:27.090 --> 01:30:30.649
like he's gutted about it because he's like man

01:30:30.649 --> 01:30:32.689
like that's the whole point is like i was trying

01:30:32.689 --> 01:30:35.140
i was I was hard on him because I really wanted

01:30:35.140 --> 01:30:39.119
him to live. And, you know, he gets upset, particularly

01:30:39.119 --> 01:30:42.300
around like when Blood Angels do obviously pass.

01:30:42.899 --> 01:30:47.140
And he, even when Mephiston was at his lowest

01:30:47.140 --> 01:30:50.619
points, Gaius Erases is like, so what? You don't

01:30:50.619 --> 01:30:52.939
have to be the savior of everybody or anything

01:30:52.939 --> 01:30:55.720
like that. You can just do, you just do one good

01:30:55.720 --> 01:30:57.729
thing. and he's like they're on this like this

01:30:57.729 --> 01:31:00.310
random world where like the necron tomb was awakened

01:31:00.310 --> 01:31:03.430
like decades before and all the humans are basically

01:31:03.430 --> 01:31:07.689
like yeah we're but um and they're like mephiston

01:31:07.689 --> 01:31:10.390
doesn't know what to do because his like mind

01:31:10.390 --> 01:31:12.970
is deteriorating and he's like stop trying to

01:31:12.970 --> 01:31:15.069
do everything at once just do one good thing

01:31:15.069 --> 01:31:18.270
and you know fight that's the whole point that

01:31:18.270 --> 01:31:20.069
we just fight for the imperium and the emperor

01:31:20.069 --> 01:31:23.270
we fight for humanity and so he's always the

01:31:23.270 --> 01:31:25.710
one who's like it's all that good voice behind

01:31:26.679 --> 01:31:29.439
Mephiston, who often feels detached from humanity.

01:31:29.840 --> 01:31:33.079
Gaius Raceless is Mephiston's humanity in a lot

01:31:33.079 --> 01:31:36.199
of the stories. He keeps him tethered. He also,

01:31:36.279 --> 01:31:38.619
again, is his greatest defender when Dante's

01:31:38.619 --> 01:31:41.420
like, maybe I should kill Mephiston. And then

01:31:41.420 --> 01:31:46.460
he's like, no, no, we can't. He is the hope of

01:31:46.460 --> 01:31:50.500
the chapter. He's not the end of it. And he's

01:31:50.500 --> 01:31:53.300
just pretty damn strong, too, as well. The guy

01:31:53.300 --> 01:31:57.359
can throw a fucking thunderbolt. You know, he

01:31:57.359 --> 01:31:59.079
can cast thunder from his dick or something.

01:31:59.180 --> 01:32:02.479
Who knows? The guy's actually pretty damn strong.

01:32:04.300 --> 01:32:07.359
There's a point where in the third Mephiston

01:32:07.359 --> 01:32:10.119
book, Mephiston just goes, he literally goes,

01:32:10.239 --> 01:32:12.840
ligma balls. And he literally splits himself

01:32:12.840 --> 01:32:15.899
into three different beings. So he sends his

01:32:15.899 --> 01:32:19.859
body over this burning effigy and he uses his

01:32:19.859 --> 01:32:23.130
body to like... absorb the heat as it's like

01:32:23.130 --> 01:32:26.609
scorching itself he sends his soul into the warp

01:32:26.609 --> 01:32:30.090
to chase a demon and then he sends his mind into

01:32:30.090 --> 01:32:32.810
raciness and basically acts like like an extra

01:32:32.810 --> 01:32:34.850
librarian's mind with him and they double up

01:32:34.850 --> 01:32:37.390
together pretty nuts book that one is pretty

01:32:37.390 --> 01:32:40.329
weird because like mephiston awakens in the warp

01:32:40.329 --> 01:32:42.810
and he's like a flayed man who's like on fire

01:32:42.810 --> 01:32:47.390
so it's really weird The idea that then Mephiston's

01:32:47.390 --> 01:32:49.869
mind entered Raceless and just went, you son

01:32:49.869 --> 01:32:52.609
of a bitch! And then they just went, wah! And

01:32:52.609 --> 01:32:56.630
just psychic bolts everywhere. Poor Raceless.

01:32:56.710 --> 01:32:59.329
He's the guy, he always lives. He's the one guy,

01:32:59.449 --> 01:33:02.310
when so many others do die, he's always the guy

01:33:02.310 --> 01:33:05.449
who just makes it out. And again, he's pretty

01:33:05.449 --> 01:33:10.699
ready to go, like Dante as well. He's an indomitable

01:33:10.699 --> 01:33:14.260
soul, and he is the humanity amongst all the

01:33:14.260 --> 01:33:17.539
blood angels, and he is a good boy. I like him

01:33:17.539 --> 01:33:19.939
very much. Although, again, he's not the star

01:33:19.939 --> 01:33:23.500
of the show, but he is very much the soul of

01:33:23.500 --> 01:33:26.140
what would be a soulless man. So, yeah, I like

01:33:26.140 --> 01:33:30.699
him. Cool. Is there any more we wanted to tackle,

01:33:30.800 --> 01:33:33.460
or is that... My last one's going to be brief.

01:33:34.319 --> 01:33:36.850
Okay, go ahead, Colin. I haven't fully finished

01:33:36.850 --> 01:33:40.250
reading his series, but it's Matthias Thuleman,

01:33:40.310 --> 01:33:44.529
the witch hunter, who he is a witch hunter who

01:33:44.529 --> 01:33:47.909
much like inquisitors, they do your best to get

01:33:47.909 --> 01:33:50.649
rid of those pesky moral conscience holders,

01:33:50.770 --> 01:33:53.630
you know, any holdouts you might have on shooting

01:33:53.630 --> 01:33:59.689
people in the face. But in that framework, one,

01:33:59.689 --> 01:34:04.359
witch hunters are. actually beholden to imperial

01:34:04.359 --> 01:34:07.319
law so they can't quite as easily murder people

01:34:07.319 --> 01:34:13.579
quite quite as easily uh and it almost you know

01:34:13.579 --> 01:34:16.899
it it's about as close in that context for thuleman

01:34:16.899 --> 01:34:20.420
specifically to be a witch hunter with a conscience

01:34:20.420 --> 01:34:24.600
uh he you know for example he pays uh he'll pay

01:34:24.600 --> 01:34:26.779
for services like he doesn't show up and he's

01:34:26.779 --> 01:34:31.340
like let me kind of backtrack a bit. He will

01:34:31.340 --> 01:34:33.020
show up, like, let's say he's, you know, investigating

01:34:33.020 --> 01:34:36.180
a town. He's going, you know, he's going to requisition

01:34:36.180 --> 01:34:39.020
himself a nice room at the inn, but he's going

01:34:39.020 --> 01:34:41.319
to pay for it. He's not going to just say, I'm

01:34:41.319 --> 01:34:43.399
a witch hunter, bow down. He'll pay for drinks

01:34:43.399 --> 01:34:46.220
and lodging, which again, where this is all by

01:34:46.220 --> 01:34:48.300
the standards of witch hunters and inquisitors,

01:34:48.319 --> 01:34:53.600
he's a good person. He's got a friend who, oh

01:34:53.600 --> 01:34:58.420
God, I heard my mouth. Pardon me. He's got a

01:34:58.420 --> 01:35:04.619
friend who's a bit of a hedonistic fella, his

01:35:04.619 --> 01:35:07.560
little sidekick, who he keeps around because

01:35:07.560 --> 01:35:12.300
he's competent. He does regularly tell his little

01:35:12.300 --> 01:35:15.359
sidekick buddy that when you die, Sigmar will

01:35:15.359 --> 01:35:18.460
make you account for your many, many sins. But,

01:35:18.500 --> 01:35:20.260
you know, credit where it's due. He's seeing

01:35:20.260 --> 01:35:23.470
someone being a bit of a... bit of a freak sometimes

01:35:23.470 --> 01:35:26.369
doesn't just execute them on the spot you know

01:35:26.369 --> 01:35:29.489
a freak this is again this is all by witch hunter

01:35:29.489 --> 01:35:32.890
standards he doesn't kill you for not waking

01:35:32.890 --> 01:35:35.449
up going to work praying and then going to bed

01:35:35.449 --> 01:35:37.310
you know that's that's pretty good by these standards

01:35:37.310 --> 01:35:41.850
he uh he also this is just pretty impressive

01:35:41.850 --> 01:35:45.090
by anyone in warhammer early on before his books

01:35:45.090 --> 01:35:50.119
start he executed a lady for, the specifics are

01:35:50.119 --> 01:35:52.619
rather heavy to just talk about, so we'll move

01:35:52.619 --> 01:35:55.479
past, but she was a little corrupted by Warpstone.

01:35:56.739 --> 01:35:59.180
Normally, an Inquisitor or a Witch Hunter would

01:35:59.180 --> 01:36:01.899
go, right, everyone in your family now needs

01:36:01.899 --> 01:36:05.539
to go as well. You just all gotta die. Mr. Thuleman

01:36:05.539 --> 01:36:10.039
did not do that. He let her husband live, and

01:36:10.039 --> 01:36:12.699
even after that, her husband, who was seeking

01:36:12.699 --> 01:36:17.050
vengeance for dead wife, attacked Thuleman out

01:36:17.050 --> 01:36:19.289
of nowhere. He came rocketing through into his

01:36:19.289 --> 01:36:22.649
inn room and just started throwing hands. Thuleman

01:36:22.649 --> 01:36:25.130
beat him, and he didn't kill the husband, even

01:36:25.130 --> 01:36:29.409
on this second time. He's like, I get it. I understand

01:36:29.409 --> 01:36:33.689
why you are unhappy. If you do this again, I

01:36:33.689 --> 01:36:36.550
am going to have to kill you. But you know what?

01:36:36.609 --> 01:36:39.949
I get it. It's a rough circumstance. I'm not

01:36:39.949 --> 01:36:41.470
going to do it this time. You're not thinking

01:36:41.470 --> 01:36:45.159
clearly. Go pray to Sigmar. And he was frozen

01:36:45.159 --> 01:36:49.579
for a second. We had a brief moment where I think

01:36:49.579 --> 01:36:51.119
the internet cut out for a second, but it's okay.

01:36:51.279 --> 01:36:53.100
He was saying about Fullman. So you might want

01:36:53.100 --> 01:36:55.060
to go back like a tiny bit. Oh, he was just,

01:36:55.079 --> 01:36:57.659
when the guy whose wife he killed, you know,

01:36:57.659 --> 01:37:00.199
he showed up for vengeance on him and just started

01:37:00.199 --> 01:37:03.060
throwing hands with them. He beat him, disarmed

01:37:03.060 --> 01:37:05.159
him and did not kill him. Which again, this is

01:37:05.159 --> 01:37:07.859
a witch hunter we're talking about. That is some

01:37:07.859 --> 01:37:10.619
pretty damn insane restraint and morality right

01:37:10.619 --> 01:37:13.439
there, which, you know, yeah, it's the. He's

01:37:13.439 --> 01:37:15.699
a witch hunter. He's not a good person. He will

01:37:15.699 --> 01:37:18.960
kill you at the stake. He's just, you know, by

01:37:18.960 --> 01:37:20.720
witch hunter's standards. Really? In front of

01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:23.460
my tactical dreadnought? How dare you? I know.

01:37:23.659 --> 01:37:27.619
I'm sorry. You know, by the standards of witch

01:37:27.619 --> 01:37:31.479
hunters and inquisitors, if you had to be overseen,

01:37:31.479 --> 01:37:33.140
you know, if one of them was going to be overseeing

01:37:33.140 --> 01:37:36.239
your trial, Mr. Thulman is probably not a bad

01:37:36.239 --> 01:37:38.960
go. Because, you know, if you're innocent, then

01:37:38.960 --> 01:37:42.079
he will vouch for you. He's a good guy. Uh, I've

01:37:42.079 --> 01:37:44.119
not fully finished a series. I'm reading through,

01:37:44.159 --> 01:37:47.859
uh, the omnibus now. It is, it is good. Uh, I

01:37:47.859 --> 01:37:52.140
would recommend, uh, yes. Uh, it's, uh, and you

01:37:52.140 --> 01:37:53.899
know, they're, they're nice. They're fun books.

01:37:54.239 --> 01:37:56.699
These, you know, well -written enough, you know,

01:37:56.699 --> 01:37:58.479
they're not the most amazing things were hammers

01:37:58.479 --> 01:38:01.279
put out, but you know, that falls in a witch

01:38:01.279 --> 01:38:03.500
hunter around. That's always fun. This one almost

01:38:03.500 --> 01:38:05.720
has a conscience. Like I said, that's pretty

01:38:05.720 --> 01:38:09.119
unique. And, uh, yeah, in that framework, he's,

01:38:09.119 --> 01:38:12.279
he's a decent fella. Could always be better,

01:38:12.359 --> 01:38:15.220
but at a certain point, you've got to accept

01:38:15.220 --> 01:38:17.420
that it's a witch hunter. A certain amount of

01:38:17.420 --> 01:38:22.100
the ends just by the means is unavoidable. He

01:38:22.100 --> 01:38:27.340
saved them to the end, so he's on the line. He's

01:38:27.340 --> 01:38:30.479
an alright bloke. I don't think he's going to

01:38:30.479 --> 01:38:34.020
be donating to any orphanages, but he's not going

01:38:34.020 --> 01:38:36.319
to burn them down because they might be chaos

01:38:36.319 --> 01:38:39.399
corrupted. Well, he may donate to them in other

01:38:39.399 --> 01:38:44.859
ways. from people whose parents are targets so

01:38:44.859 --> 01:38:47.560
there was one scene in the books where he's like

01:38:47.560 --> 01:38:49.739
if they he was talking to another witch hunter

01:38:49.739 --> 01:38:53.979
and he said to save face for our order i told

01:38:53.979 --> 01:38:56.560
them to disperse but if they ripped you apart

01:38:56.560 --> 01:39:01.039
in a mob i wouldn't blame them which by god both

01:39:01.039 --> 01:39:06.880
hard line and uh my hey that's i mean that's

01:39:06.880 --> 01:39:09.579
gotta count for some sense of morality He didn't

01:39:09.579 --> 01:39:11.220
just cover for the witch hunter because another

01:39:11.220 --> 01:39:18.460
witch hunter. Nice man. There are some... I think

01:39:18.460 --> 01:39:24.680
there are some... Yeah, I had some more. I can

01:39:24.680 --> 01:39:32.060
be quick. Lucas Bastogne. He's a Cadian Sergeant.

01:39:32.840 --> 01:39:34.960
The best sergeant in the whole guard. Doesn't

01:39:34.960 --> 01:39:36.760
take any other promotions because he likes being

01:39:36.760 --> 01:39:40.359
a sergeant. He is, like I said, the best sergeant

01:39:40.359 --> 01:39:43.199
the Imperial Guard had. He's a genius. He's an

01:39:43.199 --> 01:39:45.819
incredibly inspiring leader. He's a 5th edition

01:39:45.819 --> 01:39:50.039
and before character. Shout out. He's extremely

01:39:50.039 --> 01:39:52.859
fearless, extremely brave. His special rule is,

01:39:52.960 --> 01:39:56.420
it's up to us, lads. He just goes to extreme

01:39:56.420 --> 01:39:58.760
lengths of heroism, and he always does what he

01:39:58.760 --> 01:40:02.060
needs to do, no matter what. He cares extremely

01:40:02.060 --> 01:40:05.659
for all the guardsmen under his command, and

01:40:05.659 --> 01:40:08.420
anytime he loses someone, he has a perfect memory,

01:40:08.579 --> 01:40:12.460
yet he still goes to tattoo their name on his

01:40:12.460 --> 01:40:15.279
body so that he never, ever forgets the people

01:40:15.279 --> 01:40:18.560
who he's lost under his command. He has one little

01:40:18.560 --> 01:40:23.640
story where they had some operations going on

01:40:23.640 --> 01:40:25.739
on a Nurgle -infested planet with demons and

01:40:25.739 --> 01:40:27.960
just, you know, general horrible corruption.

01:40:28.670 --> 01:40:31.149
and they leave one of their men behind so he

01:40:31.149 --> 01:40:34.789
goes back onto the planet to save this guy the

01:40:34.789 --> 01:40:37.710
guy is corrupted by nirgul so he kills him himself

01:40:37.710 --> 01:40:41.710
and gives him a quick end really cool guy he

01:40:41.710 --> 01:40:45.949
was martyred on cadia and that's about it and

01:40:45.949 --> 01:40:50.130
then uh as was mentioned kind of in the comments

01:40:50.130 --> 01:40:53.310
already jazaris whatever from twice dead king

01:40:53.310 --> 01:40:56.289
is a really cool necron character he spends like

01:40:56.289 --> 01:40:59.810
literally probably thousands, if not more hours

01:40:59.810 --> 01:41:02.609
engraving and cleaning his immortals. And then

01:41:02.609 --> 01:41:05.689
on their last stand, the immorals engravings

01:41:05.689 --> 01:41:08.649
light up so that their story can be told. So

01:41:08.649 --> 01:41:10.470
that's like their life story that's engraved

01:41:10.470 --> 01:41:12.930
upon them because their voices were taken from

01:41:12.930 --> 01:41:14.989
them by the Catan and they can no longer speak

01:41:14.989 --> 01:41:17.569
or really think that well. So he tells their

01:41:17.569 --> 01:41:21.689
story for them. He helps out Ultix a lot. He's

01:41:21.689 --> 01:41:27.600
just a nice guy. Good brother. Good brother.

01:41:28.880 --> 01:41:37.039
And you don't have any more to donate? We have

01:41:37.039 --> 01:41:40.100
got three. So the first one from DonkeyManUSA.

01:41:40.199 --> 01:41:43.020
Clearly the best morally good character is Jakub.

01:41:43.420 --> 01:41:50.500
Yeah, baby. Christ alive. Darth Sasquatch. That's

01:41:50.500 --> 01:41:54.039
a fun name. Hmm. Trazen the Infinite is morally

01:41:54.039 --> 01:41:57.239
good and the best Warhammer character. He is

01:41:57.239 --> 01:42:01.859
not morally good, but he is. He is an unwilling

01:42:01.859 --> 01:42:07.420
library of life. He is affably evil. I think

01:42:07.420 --> 01:42:10.579
he'd be fun to talk to until he put me in a museum.

01:42:10.680 --> 01:42:13.520
He has his moments of being nice, but that's

01:42:13.520 --> 01:42:16.140
not enough to make him a good guy. There are

01:42:16.140 --> 01:42:20.640
much worse people. He's not good. This guy taunted

01:42:20.640 --> 01:42:23.220
someone. He was like, oh, by the way, you annoyed

01:42:23.220 --> 01:42:25.640
me, so therefore I'm going to put you in an eternal

01:42:25.640 --> 01:42:29.180
jail, but I want to let you know first before

01:42:29.180 --> 01:42:31.500
I do it, just so you can think about it for the

01:42:31.500 --> 01:42:33.439
next however many years you're going to be stuck

01:42:33.439 --> 01:42:37.720
in there. bye yeah not a good person very exuberant

01:42:37.720 --> 01:42:42.039
and and um was it not as evil as could be i suppose

01:42:42.039 --> 01:42:45.960
yeah was it a death watch like team that he stuck

01:42:45.960 --> 01:42:48.340
like across from an orc war boss and they're

01:42:48.340 --> 01:42:50.880
both fully aware of that was that is that what

01:42:50.880 --> 01:42:54.340
it was something like that i feel and he took

01:42:54.340 --> 01:42:57.100
away clone room he took him all right you need

01:42:57.100 --> 01:42:59.479
never to return everyone needs to get over that

01:42:59.479 --> 01:43:02.579
i'm never gonna get over it and he also in the

01:43:02.579 --> 01:43:05.720
animation uh for warhammer uh hammer and bolter

01:43:05.720 --> 01:43:09.020
is like oh black legion terminators i'll do your

01:43:09.020 --> 01:43:11.859
deal every time you enter this place if you ever

01:43:11.859 --> 01:43:15.319
like like don't enter and you leave you can escape

01:43:15.319 --> 01:43:17.100
this loop which i'm going to put you in where

01:43:17.100 --> 01:43:19.180
like for eternity you're going to get to the

01:43:19.180 --> 01:43:21.859
core where the prize is and then you'll be trapped

01:43:21.859 --> 01:43:24.640
in this in this kind of again like groundhog

01:43:24.640 --> 01:43:27.020
day situation and they never do and he's like

01:43:27.020 --> 01:43:33.979
i'm such a oh treason he's silly billy thank

01:43:33.979 --> 01:43:38.880
you for the two dollars caleb collins and the

01:43:38.880 --> 01:43:41.659
good message malik the true venus king redeemed

01:43:41.659 --> 01:43:44.189
himself That's right. He always was the right

01:43:44.189 --> 01:43:46.289
piece. That's the only piece of End Times lore

01:43:46.289 --> 01:43:48.949
that's canon. He redeemed himself so well that

01:43:48.949 --> 01:43:52.550
Ulthuan sank immediately after. Oh yeah, great

01:43:52.550 --> 01:43:55.850
job there, buddy. Fucking idiot. Also another

01:43:55.850 --> 01:43:58.409
one from Caleb. I hate Malekith. I don't. I love

01:43:58.409 --> 01:44:01.229
Malekith. Boingob is best boy, also princess

01:44:01.229 --> 01:44:05.909
the best pet squig. I like them both. Very real.

01:44:06.010 --> 01:44:10.229
Oh, hey, Neon. Neon LF Graves. Good to see you

01:44:10.229 --> 01:44:13.130
again, buddy. Five euros. Having recently educated

01:44:13.130 --> 01:44:16.689
myself on modern woman romance novels. Great

01:44:16.689 --> 01:44:20.329
choice, by the way. Crazy plot lines. I think

01:44:20.329 --> 01:44:22.670
that GW should get into that market by releasing

01:44:22.670 --> 01:44:26.470
different erotica stories. I need to find...

01:44:26.470 --> 01:44:29.970
I saw on Twitter a horrible one lately, but I

01:44:29.970 --> 01:44:31.770
can't bring it up without finding it because

01:44:31.770 --> 01:44:34.449
I'm going to sound insane if I don't. Is it like

01:44:34.449 --> 01:44:39.529
I was attacked by a werewolf or something? No,

01:44:39.649 --> 01:44:46.270
it involves minotaurs. As in Games Workshop minotaurs?

01:44:46.350 --> 01:44:50.869
No. Minotaur minotaurs. Oh, his hoofs. I heard

01:44:50.869 --> 01:44:53.170
them clopping along. Well, Games Workshop also

01:44:53.170 --> 01:44:55.550
has more traditional minotaurs, but those...

01:44:55.550 --> 01:45:02.569
And on that note, good characters in Warhammer.

01:45:03.409 --> 01:45:06.449
Thank you guys for the donations. Thanks very

01:45:06.449 --> 01:45:12.390
much. Don't forget him. Thank you. Again, the

01:45:12.390 --> 01:45:14.449
question of the week last week, I believe Colin,

01:45:14.609 --> 01:45:17.430
who grabbed that from the episode of Absolute

01:45:17.430 --> 01:45:20.270
Cinema, which is obviously a good episode. Go

01:45:20.270 --> 01:45:24.470
check that one out. Hashtag cinema. I presume

01:45:24.470 --> 01:45:29.270
the question. What's a moment you just find nice

01:45:29.270 --> 01:45:33.289
and cinematic? It's just peak. It's great. One,

01:45:33.390 --> 01:45:39.020
I've got four here. Nerdcasting 40K. Hashtag

01:45:39.020 --> 01:45:42.199
cinema. Got two. The first is Ragnar's Last Stand.

01:45:42.340 --> 01:45:46.300
Real. And the second is Gotrek and Felix fighting

01:45:46.300 --> 01:45:48.460
the cast -corrupted Dragon Ogre and Kinslayer.

01:45:48.520 --> 01:45:51.800
That was also just pretty... That was like heavy

01:45:51.800 --> 01:45:54.220
metal album cover. It was like lightning all

01:45:54.220 --> 01:45:57.439
over the place. It's Gotrek and Felix. Snorri's

01:45:57.439 --> 01:45:59.539
there too, and we don't need to talk about Snorri

01:45:59.539 --> 01:46:01.899
for the rest of his book appearances there. No,

01:46:02.039 --> 01:46:06.039
that's okay. Later. It was peak. It was great.

01:46:07.160 --> 01:46:11.060
I feel like I was, when I saw the, because I'd

01:46:11.060 --> 01:46:13.739
heard so much about the Rylenor last stand before

01:46:13.739 --> 01:46:16.380
I'd read it, and now that I have read it, I'm

01:46:16.380 --> 01:46:18.680
almost like, I do think people overhyped it to

01:46:18.680 --> 01:46:22.699
me. I agree. Rylenor is overhyped. Rylenor is

01:46:22.699 --> 01:46:24.979
overrated. He's definitely got overhyped, but

01:46:24.979 --> 01:46:28.340
I can always appreciate the, you know, the I

01:46:28.340 --> 01:46:32.479
have a bomb strategy. You know, it's real. It

01:46:32.479 --> 01:46:36.590
is cool. It is cool, though. Even though the

01:46:36.590 --> 01:46:38.850
Thousand Sons should probably get some more credit

01:46:38.850 --> 01:46:40.970
for their role in that story than they deserve.

01:46:41.829 --> 01:46:44.250
One of the guys shot his own Thousand Sons in

01:46:44.250 --> 01:46:46.689
the back of the head to stop the shield thing.

01:46:47.430 --> 01:46:49.529
No, that was to start it. He shot him in the

01:46:49.529 --> 01:46:51.909
head because he was holding it, wasn't it? He

01:46:51.909 --> 01:46:54.949
was holding it back and he was like, sorry, boom.

01:46:57.130 --> 01:47:00.170
Crazy. Probably less agonizing than the virus

01:47:00.170 --> 01:47:03.350
bomb melting you, though. I would rather take

01:47:03.350 --> 01:47:06.460
gunshot to brain. I will rant one time about

01:47:06.460 --> 01:47:10.539
Fulgrim lore because I am so much like oh god

01:47:10.539 --> 01:47:13.199
he's so annoying to me now I used to really like

01:47:13.199 --> 01:47:15.920
Fulgrim and I learn about him they should keep

01:47:15.920 --> 01:47:18.279
doing that in the future just keep throwing virus

01:47:18.279 --> 01:47:20.680
bombs at Fulgrim whenever he shows up like no

01:47:20.680 --> 01:47:28.109
shut up Andy BK Hound hashtag cinema Dorne leading

01:47:28.109 --> 01:47:29.930
the counter -offensive on the Saturnine walls

01:47:29.930 --> 01:47:33.510
from Sigismund's courage sometimes outstrips

01:47:33.510 --> 01:47:36.970
his ability. Mine doesn't. Try me. As he shakes

01:47:36.970 --> 01:47:38.989
his shoulders off and braces for a fight against

01:47:38.989 --> 01:47:41.970
some 100 veteran emperor's children. Pretty real.

01:47:42.050 --> 01:47:46.310
And Fulgrim. And Fulgrim. Dorne has a shield

01:47:46.310 --> 01:47:48.829
and he just takes the whole brunt of Fulgrim

01:47:48.829 --> 01:47:51.949
and he's like I think he keeps stabbing him and

01:47:51.949 --> 01:47:55.449
eventually he runs Fulgrim through, which he

01:47:55.449 --> 01:47:59.060
loves, obviously. And then Fulgrim's like, I'm

01:47:59.060 --> 01:48:02.779
bored now. Emperor's Children's fans be like,

01:48:02.899 --> 01:48:04.939
Fulgrim just left because he was bored, as if

01:48:04.939 --> 01:48:07.180
the end result isn't still a Rogald Dorn victory.

01:48:07.640 --> 01:48:09.840
Hey, read the freaking book. Rogald Dorn says,

01:48:09.960 --> 01:48:12.100
Fulgrim was going to destroy me, and I'm really

01:48:12.100 --> 01:48:15.899
scared of him. And who left the battlefield?

01:48:15.979 --> 01:48:18.180
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter if you leave.

01:48:18.239 --> 01:48:19.899
Doesn't matter if you leave because you're bored.

01:48:20.020 --> 01:48:23.159
You still left. Eli is right, where Dorn says

01:48:23.159 --> 01:48:26.050
literally like... Fulgrim would have been the

01:48:26.050 --> 01:48:28.050
most dangerous thing and he could have cut through

01:48:28.050 --> 01:48:30.789
the entire line if he wanted to. But thank God

01:48:30.789 --> 01:48:34.689
he is so easily distracted. He's freaking Gunnar

01:48:34.689 --> 01:48:41.729
Pild. I don't know. The freaking demon fulgur

01:48:41.729 --> 01:48:44.850
is so lame, man. You'd never hear Jagatai saying,

01:48:45.010 --> 01:48:47.909
I was scared of my brother. Robledore did say

01:48:47.909 --> 01:48:50.829
he was scared. He'd be like, skill issue, pussy.

01:48:51.050 --> 01:48:53.949
And then he fights him anyway. That's the Jagatai

01:48:53.949 --> 01:48:55.850
way. Dawn was terrified of the fact that they

01:48:55.850 --> 01:48:58.409
had nothing to stop him, really. Dawn only just

01:48:58.409 --> 01:49:01.090
held him there. Like he didn't... He's like,

01:49:01.170 --> 01:49:03.310
you're just an idiot standing on a wall. You

01:49:03.310 --> 01:49:09.779
know? The next one? Document USA. uh in demon

01:49:09.779 --> 01:49:12.300
slayer felix grabbing the hammer of fate praying

01:49:12.300 --> 01:49:15.000
to all the gods he can and throwing it at a bloodthirster

01:49:15.000 --> 01:49:17.079
you know that's that's a gotcha and felix book

01:49:17.079 --> 01:49:20.340
i've actually read it's uh yeah it's real and

01:49:20.340 --> 01:49:23.260
moderately funny well a little funny uh because

01:49:23.260 --> 01:49:25.979
he's just he's just throwing names out after

01:49:25.979 --> 01:49:28.340
like a couple gods he's like anyone dude i don't

01:49:28.340 --> 01:49:33.520
care who give me a hand and it worked even the

01:49:33.520 --> 01:49:35.420
dwarfs we kind of looked at him with awe he was

01:49:35.420 --> 01:49:37.399
like damn that's that's pretty impressive dude

01:49:38.479 --> 01:49:41.439
And then the last one is one I kind of disagree

01:49:41.439 --> 01:49:43.699
with, but I wanted to bring it up for that, is

01:49:43.699 --> 01:49:48.800
from Thunders950. When Gilliman tried to lecture

01:49:48.800 --> 01:49:52.640
Angry Ron, and Angry Ron called the girly man

01:49:52.640 --> 01:49:54.859
a pretty boy while bleeding and spitting everywhere.

01:49:55.380 --> 01:49:58.140
I gotta be real, I don't think that courage and

01:49:58.140 --> 01:50:00.520
honor speech really makes Angron look any better.

01:50:03.010 --> 01:50:06.829
I don't think he's saying it makes Angeron look

01:50:06.829 --> 01:50:09.750
good. I think he's saying it makes Angeron look

01:50:09.750 --> 01:50:15.029
so bad. It's a cinema moment. I see them two

01:50:15.029 --> 01:50:19.149
fight. I guess. I don't know. I think that speech

01:50:19.149 --> 01:50:21.829
is very overrated because baby man Angeron spends

01:50:21.829 --> 01:50:25.470
the rest of his life pitching a fit. Nah, Angeron's

01:50:25.470 --> 01:50:26.989
right. Angeron's right about everything he says.

01:50:27.529 --> 01:50:31.050
What would you know of his struggle? Like, what

01:50:31.050 --> 01:50:33.470
would you know a struggle -perfect son? Isn't

01:50:33.470 --> 01:50:35.930
it? That's just the whole point. I do know even

01:50:35.930 --> 01:50:38.590
the meaning of those words. That's his whole

01:50:38.590 --> 01:50:40.850
thing. Everyone hates him, but we would be the

01:50:40.850 --> 01:50:45.770
exact same. Said to man who watched his father

01:50:45.770 --> 01:50:49.310
die in front of him and then was fighting in

01:50:49.310 --> 01:50:52.689
the vacuum of space for 13 hours straight. That's

01:50:52.689 --> 01:50:54.430
literally nothing compared to what happened to

01:50:54.430 --> 01:50:58.189
Angron. Wow, I had to fight normal people as

01:50:58.189 --> 01:51:01.550
the demigod of war. Wow. All you've got to do

01:51:01.550 --> 01:51:04.590
to defuse this is if you were Gilliman, you'd

01:51:04.590 --> 01:51:07.710
just say, well, at least I had a mum. Oh! Oh,

01:51:07.710 --> 01:51:13.130
Angron didn't have any... I don't even dislike

01:51:13.130 --> 01:51:17.630
Angron. I just... I don't know why I'm still

01:51:17.630 --> 01:51:20.890
excited towards that moment. I just don't like

01:51:20.890 --> 01:51:24.050
that moment. I think it's just... I look at that

01:51:24.050 --> 01:51:26.109
moment like Rylanor. A lot of people look at

01:51:26.109 --> 01:51:27.850
Rylanor and are like, yeah, okay, Angron had

01:51:27.850 --> 01:51:34.229
a cool point. Okay. Stop putting nails in your

01:51:34.229 --> 01:51:38.689
kid's brain. The Angron moment is the holding

01:51:38.689 --> 01:51:41.989
up the titan's foot moment. Now that, that's

01:51:41.989 --> 01:51:45.949
people. That is people. Angron, like, early on,

01:51:46.029 --> 01:51:48.369
like, oh, it's unfair that all of these innocent

01:51:48.369 --> 01:51:51.029
people were killed for no reason. Also Angron,

01:51:51.069 --> 01:51:53.689
I'm going to kill a bajillion people. Lol, lol,

01:51:53.729 --> 01:51:57.710
lol, lol, lol. Angron, be consistent. Be consistent.

01:51:58.069 --> 01:52:00.250
There's no consistency allowed in the horse heresy,

01:52:00.310 --> 01:52:04.390
Mr. Andy. My poor neighbor. You'll get 12 authors

01:52:04.390 --> 01:52:06.170
writing the same characters and you'll like it.

01:52:07.069 --> 01:52:09.390
My poor neighbor, because I've been yelling my

01:52:09.390 --> 01:52:11.470
anger on. I've recorded up all my anger on audio

01:52:11.470 --> 01:52:14.470
recently. And I didn't realize, I had to reread

01:52:14.470 --> 01:52:16.630
Betrayer for this. Do you know what? A law guard

01:52:16.630 --> 01:52:20.289
calls him out and he says, isn't it crazy? Your

01:52:20.289 --> 01:52:22.909
nails are different from your son's ones. And

01:52:22.909 --> 01:52:26.270
he's like, huh? oh and it's like yeah when you're

01:52:26.270 --> 01:52:29.310
when your butcher's nails like start working

01:52:29.310 --> 01:52:32.609
your mind goes blank and you basically you're

01:52:32.609 --> 01:52:34.289
that's how you dream you're basically like in

01:52:34.289 --> 01:52:37.430
a dream state whereas your sons it just turns

01:52:37.430 --> 01:52:40.989
them into rage like you know blood crazy curdling

01:52:40.989 --> 01:52:43.329
berserkers he says like you just do it because

01:52:43.329 --> 01:52:45.949
you're a coward and he's like like the the big

01:52:45.949 --> 01:52:48.130
i didn't realize like the big secret is that

01:52:48.130 --> 01:52:51.949
angrons are different But also there's Lorgar

01:52:51.949 --> 01:52:53.909
being like, Leman Russ was right, you're an idiot.

01:52:54.130 --> 01:52:56.909
No, you didn't win that fight against Leman Russ.

01:52:57.109 --> 01:52:59.090
No, you're an idiot! You're an idiot! And he's

01:52:59.090 --> 01:53:02.489
like, no I'm not! I won! He did win the fight,

01:53:02.590 --> 01:53:04.430
if you don't care about making it out of the

01:53:04.430 --> 01:53:09.569
fight. There's a few short stories I managed

01:53:09.569 --> 01:53:12.550
to pick up, and he's desperately trying to die

01:53:12.550 --> 01:53:17.109
the entire time. Like, it's no secret. He literally

01:53:17.109 --> 01:53:19.829
is like, there's nothing wrong with me dying.

01:53:20.359 --> 01:53:24.380
I'm okay with that. I died ages ago. He's so

01:53:24.380 --> 01:53:27.560
ready. Also, Eli, careful what you wish for with

01:53:27.560 --> 01:53:29.800
that monkey's paw of author consistency, because

01:53:29.800 --> 01:53:32.380
then you get Nick Kime salamander. I know. You

01:53:32.380 --> 01:53:34.300
get Nick Kime salamanders and Phil Kelly towel,

01:53:34.500 --> 01:53:36.840
and then you just freaking jump off the building.

01:53:37.079 --> 01:53:40.079
They're quite consistent indeed. Isn't it crazy

01:53:40.079 --> 01:53:43.560
that Nick Kime did the salamanders and the Marines

01:53:43.560 --> 01:53:46.300
malevolent? That's a weird contrast of stuff

01:53:46.300 --> 01:53:48.920
to be writing for. What's going on? Maybe he

01:53:48.920 --> 01:53:50.779
should have stuck to the Malevolent because they're

01:53:50.779 --> 01:53:57.239
the funny asshole chapter. Are the Marines Malevolent's

01:53:57.239 --> 01:54:00.779
books funnily standing? Are they better than

01:54:00.779 --> 01:54:03.630
Salamander's books? Well, the bits I've read,

01:54:03.689 --> 01:54:05.510
they're basically all short stories, but one

01:54:05.510 --> 01:54:07.489
of them is like, oh, they're in a space hulk,

01:54:07.550 --> 01:54:10.250
and it basically ends up that one of them kills

01:54:10.250 --> 01:54:11.930
his commanding officer because he thinks he's

01:54:11.930 --> 01:54:14.449
weak, and then none of them protect each other

01:54:14.449 --> 01:54:16.170
when they can, and they're all just dicks to

01:54:16.170 --> 01:54:20.029
one another. Oh, cool. That's why it goes, even

01:54:20.029 --> 01:54:22.430
for Warhammer standards, it just goes up to full

01:54:22.430 --> 01:54:25.210
circle to being funny. and then like they're

01:54:25.210 --> 01:54:27.609
kind of chaos corrupted maybe and then they go

01:54:27.609 --> 01:54:29.550
back to their captain vinyar who's the one who

01:54:29.550 --> 01:54:31.750
bad mouths tushar and he's just like all right

01:54:31.750 --> 01:54:34.289
you owe me a favor of like you do you do everything

01:54:34.289 --> 01:54:37.050
i ever tell you to do and they're like fine these

01:54:37.050 --> 01:54:39.930
guys are these guys are not right these are wrong

01:54:39.930 --> 01:54:42.130
and i don't want to do chaos corrupted i like

01:54:42.130 --> 01:54:44.029
that they're just awful on the world it's funny

01:54:44.029 --> 01:54:46.050
it's like why did you kick that puppy it was

01:54:46.050 --> 01:54:48.850
there well i don't know about maybe chaos isn't

01:54:48.850 --> 01:54:50.550
the right word but they go into the ship and

01:54:50.550 --> 01:54:52.750
they they Something happens to them, and then

01:54:52.750 --> 01:54:55.710
Vinyar's like, I can work with this, but you

01:54:55.710 --> 01:55:01.189
do as I say. You guys are the worst. We're taking

01:55:01.189 --> 01:55:03.090
up a new question of the week, though. I guess

01:55:03.090 --> 01:55:06.489
we should continue on the theme about... We didn't

01:55:06.489 --> 01:55:08.470
prepare one before, did we? We should ask about

01:55:08.470 --> 01:55:11.430
maybe a moment in Warhammer where you're like,

01:55:11.529 --> 01:55:14.649
that was wholesome. That was good. That was wholesome.

01:55:15.229 --> 01:55:18.649
Or a nice little bit like that. Hashtag wholesome

01:55:18.649 --> 01:55:21.420
for your wholesome Warhammer moment. It doesn't

01:55:21.420 --> 01:55:23.239
have to be, like, the best thing ever, because

01:55:23.239 --> 01:55:25.500
obviously it's by Warhammer standards, but, you

01:55:25.500 --> 01:55:27.720
know, someone where you're like, damn, that still

01:55:27.720 --> 01:55:31.680
sticks with me, and Warhammer lore is good. That

01:55:31.680 --> 01:55:34.579
being said... Teclis was determined to protect

01:55:34.579 --> 01:55:36.640
some humans him and Tyrion were traveling with,

01:55:36.800 --> 01:55:40.359
because the elves looked both down on the humans

01:55:40.359 --> 01:55:44.560
and him for being wrong. You know what? Real.

01:55:45.579 --> 01:55:47.000
I mean, we didn't mention it in this episode,

01:55:47.100 --> 01:55:49.340
but the obvious one would have been Pedro Cantor,

01:55:49.479 --> 01:55:51.600
but... People might do that for their comments.

01:55:51.819 --> 01:55:54.899
But again, if there's anything else, I think,

01:55:54.920 --> 01:55:57.739
as always, thank you guys for listening, for

01:55:57.739 --> 01:56:01.199
watching, subscribing, listening to us while

01:56:01.199 --> 01:56:04.319
you're painting, probably either working. I know

01:56:04.319 --> 01:56:05.899
some of you guys are on night shifts, so I hope

01:56:05.899 --> 01:56:09.000
that's going well for you guys. Again, look,

01:56:09.020 --> 01:56:11.479
I'm here every week to entertain you guys. Chill

01:56:11.479 --> 01:56:13.659
out, listen to the podcast. We are obviously

01:56:13.659 --> 01:56:16.380
on Discord, so please do join that. We have merch,

01:56:16.500 --> 01:56:18.579
we have all that good stuff. And we'll catch

01:56:18.579 --> 01:56:21.920
you guys on the next one. Peace. Bye, everybody.