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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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Welcome back to Lore Crimes. Got to say, today,

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boys, positivity, you know, positivity, all the

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love, all the goodness, a bit of a celebration.

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Usually this was our videos of, you know, we

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listen and we don't judge. But today we don't

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even have to do anything that bad because it's

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all, you know, today was about. What's the taste

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topic again? It was your most positive Warhammer

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experience. All of us lot here are literally

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employed to talk about Warhammer. So we have

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very positive experiences with it all the time.

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Maybe we should start with just us four going

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around. Andy, what's a few positives of Warhammer

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that you've experienced over the years? I don't

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know if it's like I haven't had a thought about

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ranking it. But one thing that was good was the

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other week I went to Chris Peachy Peach's PeachCon.

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And that was really nice seeing everyone like

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it's its second year. It was for this year. People

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could turn up and get entry or they could be

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Patreons. And it was a really nice like everyone

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pitched in. There was a community about it. It

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wasn't exclusively Warhammer, but there was obviously

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a lot of Warhammer people. yeah i i think for

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me it was it was a case of like every time i

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get to hang out with people in the community

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that's great also i think our trip to ireland

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was great just like all the boys together smooching

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in the back rooms and uh just having a good time

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And on that note, Eli... And if you're a good

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little boy and go to bed on time, the rabbit

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and the fairy will pay you a visit. And on that

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note, Eli, your most positive moment? Well, probably

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assaulting Hal. Jesus Christ. People are saying

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clip that right now. That's crazy. A decent amount

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of, like, good, long -lasting friendships from

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Warhammer, of people I met when I was, like,

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10 years old, and I'm still friends with them,

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and I still play Warhammer with them. When I

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was a little kid, it was a really great community

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to be a part of, to go play in my local game

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store, meet a lot of people and just play games,

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lots and have lots of fun. Lots of tournaments,

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lots of good memories there. The, like, big apocalypse

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games. were always cool when it'd be like 10

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15 people playing one big giant warhammer game

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those are always awesome uh yeah it was it was

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a it was a nice like uh special interest to have

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as a junior high nerdy kid it was great and it

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still is quite great colin please share uh i

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hate to kind of go with the crowd on this one

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but you know i didn't mean to meet a lot of cool

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people you fellas you know that's all that's

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been great you know this lore crimes is wonderful

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uh i mean other people you know i've been on

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a couple trips with you know arthur bones and

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uh the crack duck and mishmash there too uh that

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was fun and you know just otherwise other people

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like a couple times meeting people was like i

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i used to watch you Like, you know, Cody, but

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I say used to I still do like Cody Bond. Yeah.

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Don't know how the fuck I pulled that one out

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still without kind of just sit in the corner

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giggling over like, oh, fucking shit. I don't

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know what you're doing that with you. It is.

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It has been wonderful for that. Oh, I still shocked

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at how tall Bricky is in person as well. That's

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crazy. I didn't realize he'd be that, you know,

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that huge, you know, God. I kind of have two

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answers. Again, not like one for the... Actually,

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we'll be sharing loads throughout the episode.

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We'll be sharing loads all right, buddy. Jesus.

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Jesus Christ. Making me blush. We will say thank

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you everyone in the Discord particularly as well

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because a lot of your responses... Yeah, a lot

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of them... Go join the Discord. Go join the Discord

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if you want. We're going to be sharing all that

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throughout the episode. I would say... I have

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kind of two, which is a general one, which is

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like, I would say Warhammer scratches a certain

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itch in the sense of, you know, like something

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is either like super high brow all the time,

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but you're not in the mood. Warhammer is all

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that thing where like, it can be that. And then

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it can also just be grown men yelling while they

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throw themselves at. uh you know aliens that

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go faster because the speed paint is red you

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know like it like it's it's stupid it's stupid

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but then it's also uh full of incredible depth

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so i would say warhammer in itself is a pretty

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you know again i i came from another franchise

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of liking things like star wars or elder scrolls

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or like loads of other lore things i've probably

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been into it and then it just doesn't nothing

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else competes like warhammer does for that And

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then I do have the same answer as everyone else,

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which is you get lots of very nice people too.

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Luckily, Warhammer's a nice community where everyone's

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in on the joke, if you know what I mean. No one

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is really malicious other than people who represent

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certain architectural things. I don't know. I

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don't know. The lightning stripes just mean they

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really like ACDC. Yeah. yeah not starting any

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beef or anything but as in like you know everyone's

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cup of tea whatever it is but uh as in like most

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people are generally like not many people are

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dickheads uh which is quite nice and then um

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yeah generally like it's one of the things where

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like i feel warmer people are more like in lots

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of other things it can be quite like you know

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like oh you know if you didn't know that thing

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or like you know basically there's a lot i could

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be a lot of um a lot but you know someone knows

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more than someone else sort of thing but in warhammer

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no like there's four of us who do this for a

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living there are people who most definitely know

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more than us like it's just so like in a sense

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of you know there's all three of them yeah like

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they're like even we do these quizzes you can

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tell like we all have like basically we're all

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good at like either one certain thing so as in

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there's no like loading over people for it we

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when we went to the warhammer fest quiz and we're

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like ah they stole our idea we'll do the quick

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and then it was us and warrior tier was a bit

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further forward. It was us and Ed being like,

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I have no idea what the answer to this question

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is. We were just there like, what the hell is

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going on? We know about Warhammer. Why can't

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we answer any of these questions? It was quite

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embarrassing. Sometimes you get hit with what

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is the serial number of the first Eldar model

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for a wave serpent ever produced? I'm like, yeah,

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sure. Let's go with eight. Yeah. A lot of it

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is like, you know, with Warhammer, there's always

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someone who knows more than you, so no one can...

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and everyone is at some point even now like just

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a complete noob in one area so uh which means

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there's always more to learn about it which makes

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it fun uh there's probably too much warhammer

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to be honest but let's be honest but uh you know

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it's a gift that keeps on giving it's not perfect

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by any means but uh if it was perfect then i

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think it would be more imperfect in a sort of

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bizarre way but um yeah i just you know lots

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of cool people we're into we're all conjoined

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together to like this really really god i can't

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speak this really weirdly cool thing so yeah

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love it uh we do again thank you everyone who

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joined the discord because we have lots of your

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amazing comments because we asked you the exact

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same question and we're gonna go through them

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and well let's just see what we've got we it'll

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be a surprise i think to a few of them but uh

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we're gonna go ahead and read on. This is my

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terrible gameplay from ages ago, so please judge

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away I Was Rusty once again. I think, is it,

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we'll start with we'll start with Calling, because

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it's I think the first few are more up your alley.

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From there, the first one is by Mailman. I need

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to not look at give a fret or someone from Aqua

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Teen Hunger Force jump in the goddamn air conditioner.

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I can't hear what you're saying anymore. What

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is he talking about? Whatever Eli said. Fred

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from Scooby -Doo banging the cheese stack or

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whatever it was called. What is going on? Move

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on. That cheese sandwich thing. Everything reminds

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me of her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's

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like Fred pumping. Was that like an egg? I miss

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her. I don't know, bro. What is it called, Annie?

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Tell the chat what it's called. I am so lonely.

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Warrior Tear told me to go to this place where

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they serve chopped cheese. They're in America.

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All the other meme creators fear me. And for

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like a month, they're going to be in London.

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So he's like, dude, out of the blue, he's like,

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dude, get a chopped cheese. I'm like, what the

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hell is this? What is going on? I'm having an

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aneurysm. Chad, look up a chopped cheese and

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tell me it doesn't make you active. All right?

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He only needs to go in the doghouse. Anytime

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I see a beef sandwich. Wife has been gone for

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one day and I'm already feeling it. Jesus Christ.

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I will now read the first segment. Go for it.

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A mailman, Horace Heresy hater. Real. So real.

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Send suspicious mail to the Horace Heresy. I

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think it would actually be my first spearhead

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game. I was playing against one of my teachers

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in our tabletop after school club. I was playing

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Skaven. He was playing Flesh Eater Courts. Two

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real armies. We had the rules, but we didn't

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have any of the cards like objectives and the

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Guyron twist, which meant that by the end we

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barely had any models left and called it a draw.

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I think we also had pizza in our final session.

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It was a pretty fun time. That was nice. Sounds

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like a very nice way to get into Warhammer and,

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you know, a nice core memory to have for it.

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Is it offered in schools now? That would be crazy.

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Some schools have like tabletop clubs. Oh, I

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want to wedge in one of my own again. Sorry,

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they gave me a reminder. One time when we were

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like 12, the hobby store that we played at would

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let us stay past hours after they've locked up.

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All you had to do was lock the door on the way

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out. We played like a 2v2 with my other buddies,

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and we were there till like midnight, just downtown

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in this hobby store, and then when all the lights

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turned off, we just made it night fighting. Anyways,

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that's just a nice memory. That is epic, to be

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fair. I mean, I'll say, having to do it in your

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school would be pretty damn cool. Yeah, I'd be

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pretty freaking down for that. People still run

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chess clubs, so surely they've already got an

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ample audience to expand into, if you know what

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I mean. We could do chess more exciting chess.

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Or AOS or whatever, if not chess with extra steps,

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surely. yeah the school budget going towards

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that my life is complete shout out to your first

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game of something also not being introduced to

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you by a miserable human being that's a that's

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a story for a more negative time i still remember

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my first ever game is like you know like you

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can go to the warhammer shop and they'll teach

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you i went when i was pro i think i might have

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been like 10 years old and i do remember it was

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like battle of mcragg just come out and we had

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models from that and i i don't remember like

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doing well or anything or understanding even

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what was going on but i still remember like walking

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away from the shop and i had like my first codex

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and i used to like i used to read it for like

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absolutely hours because i was like this is the

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coolest thing i've ever seen and i didn't even

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i don't even know who i paid i think i'm i worked

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it out like i might have painted my guys as silver

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skulls or yeah just like just by accident as

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in terms of like i just thought they looked cool

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and i didn't know anything anymore but i still

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like and me and my friend we were both playing

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with like again this is before primaris so the

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our space marines are like retro now and i was

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really proud because i had like the company heroes

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box you know it remembers the old company hero

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box and they're like the champion with like the

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sword and the shield and i was like man this

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is cool i paint i don't know where they went

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though unfortunately those models but uh very

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very cool if people get to especially i think

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some of the viewers unfortunately some of you

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i think i found out like some of you which is

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crazy which are they wouldn't have been born

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like by the time like we played our first game

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yeah now they have which is hilariously embarrassing

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Do you want to do the next one? Oh, I got to

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take this next one. I read through it, and boy,

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this man got me excited. Also the name Borborgimus

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Rumblesnort. That's just fun to say. Back in

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2017, I stumbled across roleplay Dark Heresy

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on YouTube. Although I'd been to Warhammer prior

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due to this, due to the Dawn of War series, this

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got me wanting to play. So I jumped on an LFG

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Discord and applied for a 1D game. Been hanging

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out with the same group of players ever since.

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Currently we're on Death Watch and I'm playing

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in Ironhand's Tech Marine. Yeah. Galeth in reference

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to the Worker of Secrets. Shout out to the Madhouse.

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Infinity Blade reference in 2025. Wow. Wow. That's

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a blessing. That's a blessing right there. I

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will never forgive Epic Games for annihilating

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that game and then putting the Infinity Blade

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as a Fortnite's Easter egg for like one match.

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I must visit Epic headquarters. Every Epic game

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that was. Holy cow. Is that the... If we do one

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of the RPG ones on Lore Crimes, I would be unhinged,

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let's just say. uh we i was so down to give that

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a go like we do a campaign or something i'll

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say for you guys though like is that actually

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i found it andy though you're do you were you

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into warhammer when you were like a kid as well

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or did you well later the the trouble i had was

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i lived on an island so like i only had access

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to like the starter box of ultramarines i didn't

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know there was books i didn't know there was

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a tabletop game i thought you just like collected

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the armies and displayed them because i didn't

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like we didn't have codex as you could buy or

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any of that kind of stuff unlike henry who grew

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up in jersey and they had the actual stock of

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debts um but no like it was it was only when

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i got like older then i was like wait there's

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books and yet you can you can go pew pew with

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the soldiers and then then i learned And then

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he made a career. What a baller. What a baller

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indeed. Do you want to do the next one there,

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Colin? Yes, sir. And funny random name. Alright,

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real. Honestly, Lore Crimes, and ironically enough,

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Colon and his not -so -great pancreas. Just listening

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to some hilariously hot takes in Lore Crimes.

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Helps with my anxiety and mental state. Glad

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to give you something to go through, Chief. I

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would say a lot of people who are... I've had

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it through talking to other YouTubers as well.

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A lot of people who generally are in the community

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either have obviously had an experience... I

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mean, who hasn't, to be fair? What do they call

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it now? A little... Was it mental ill or something?

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A little... little crisis as they say uh or either

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i've been like obviously for people who are also

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not in is in the same vein but as in people who

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are neurodivergent as well being in uh wallhammer

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communities or just getting into wallhammer just

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is like a sort of thing that helps bring a lot

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of people either out of their shell or brings

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them into comfort i think because i think even

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between my experience of like i went from someone

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who i think are the only person who was into

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warhammer to then i've now slowly corrupted like

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like a bunch more people to the point in which

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i'm like five or six people in uh or and i've

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also taught a few games to other people like

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new guys as well and i said like even people

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who like you think are shy but like once we you

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know something like once you're doing something

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it's like you're like you're not like you know

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you're not face to face talking someone you're

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actually doing an activity calm down eli uh and

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then uh so you know as like it can bring so i

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guess for the for the younger guys in the audience

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though it can really if you haven't had like

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a go on the tabletop it's one of those things

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where it will like bring out your confidence

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more because you kind of you will go have to

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go out you know put yourself out there you've

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got to meet up with people we have to establish

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uh in some way like i mean not really it's not

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a crazy big thing but you know you in playing

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the game makes you bring out like in some version

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of yourself you know the better version of you

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that was more talkative and again nothing wrong

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with you know having fun playing showing off

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all your painted models all that good stuff man

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i'm waffling a lot sorry i do i just uh i don't

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know i've for someone who's i've taught warhammer

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a few times to new people and it's really i've

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enjoyed the fact that i've seen people who i

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have I guess you perceive them as shy. They've

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actually not been shy at all when they're doing

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something like Warhammer because you're, again,

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you're rolling dice, you're concentrating, you're

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playing a game. So absolutely, guys, I hope everyone

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else gets to have that fun experience with other

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people as well. Yeah. There's one more, I think,

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for Colin, if you want to take that one. Sure.

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Cereber. CF discord tag. Hell yeah, brother,

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for democracy. So for me, it's a bit personal,

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but I suppose I still remember the day I finished

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painting my first model as a Qatari Ranger. The

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realization that I created this thing that was

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mine and that I could see and enjoy every single

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day that I was capable of doing again and getting

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even better. That moment has been the most positive

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by far. That is a nice little moment. And I have

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to give you props because if the first model

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I ever painted was Admech anything, I would have

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quit the hobby. That is quite impressive to start

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with. I know that's cute though. That's really

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sweet. What's the first model you guys painted?

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An Eldar Viper. A Bealtan Eldar Viper. I forget

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because I got two of those. Do you remember those

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old kits that had three push fit models and then

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six paints in it? I got the Space Marine Primaris

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one and the Stormcast one at the same time and

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I kind of painted them at the same time. cool

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i don't remember which of the two kits i started

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with six paints luxury broken record here i had

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the free paints ultramarine starter box where

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they're all there and they're all in the same

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pose and it's blue yellow and i think green for

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the base green bases the green bases are so awesome

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Christ. Green on, on my mantelpiece, all 12 of

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the same space Marine altering color styles.

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I do like that. He says it was, he said the realization

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that I created this thing and that it was mine

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and that I could see this every single day. And

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I was capable of doing it again and getting even

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better. Yeah, man. That's really, that's, I like

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that. I must admit one thing I do want to do

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on probably my second channel is be like, oh,

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now I'm an adult. I can like afford the paints,

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afford all the accessories. But like it's been

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about 20 years since I've actually like gotten

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all the materials together and like made a mini,

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like a properly done mini. And I haven't done

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that in 20 years. I'm like, I wonder how good

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I could make it with my lack of skill. abundance

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of resources comparatively to back in the day

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was like we have to paint them blue because that's

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the only color you have um so yeah i'm looking

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forward to that when i have when i have time

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i'll do that i'll get back into the painting

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and it'll be fun there's something about like

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because my friend said he finally like he finally

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finished like painting wise his first army as

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in like he's had one for many many years but

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painting wasn't really his thing and he finally

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finished it for a little like mini you know between

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friends ornament and he said he felt quite emotional

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because it was like it was like an accumulation

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of all that like you know effort work and then

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as it's all like like a whole if an army's finished

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and it stands together and it's yours it does

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feel really really good special yeah how many

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armies do you have eli Next question, please.

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Necrons, Tau, Eldar, Slaanesh, Alpha Legion.

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And lots of other Lord of the Rings as well.

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I guess I have a lot of general Chaos stuff.

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We're not counting Lord of the Rings. I guess

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like five. Five Arby's, Christ. They're not all

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painted though. The Necrons are fully painted,

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Alphalician's painted, and Bruce Tillich are

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like quarter painted, not gonna lie. That's not

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bad. So before we go to the next set though,

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there's a few thousand pounds in there. Don't

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worry about it. Don't worry about it. Before

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we get to the next set though, we do have some,

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I think we have a few donations to go through.

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I'll start us off. Pancreas, Sicilius, Clowness.

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Stream late due to goon hailing to the fall of

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the Eldar. I know what you meant. Words. Another

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one. The actual regular. Five bucks. Thanks,

00:22:59.700 --> 00:23:02.059
man. Stream late because how there's a gooning

00:23:02.059 --> 00:23:09.519
on the astral plane. Wow. murdering your loved

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ones at a blood sport. I did promise that. Have

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a busy weekend. For those who don't know, Colin

00:23:19.019 --> 00:23:20.960
put a comment straight after Hal did. They're

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like, hey, put your favorite moments here. And

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he was like, if you put paragraphs in an essay,

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I will just murder you all. And it had like 15

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elf emojis. I was like, wow. A lot of emojis.

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Want this one, Guy? Sure. Diveros, the colorblind

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way thing for the $2. Eating a chocolate muffin

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right now to flex on Colin Hart. The flex is

00:23:43.759 --> 00:23:45.960
not eating the food. I can have whatever I want

00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:48.759
because I have an insulin pump. Now, the flex

00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:52.380
on whether it digests properly, that could be

00:23:52.380 --> 00:23:55.599
a different question because, brother, the war

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is going to rage later. A storm is on the horizon.

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Hashtag the bowl test. Benadryl for five. The

00:24:04.789 --> 00:24:10.730
first time I went to a hobby store to buy a mini,

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I heard one of the tabletop players say, he's

00:24:13.089 --> 00:24:17.009
pulling his pants down in front of a kid. You

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should definitely mix Sprite and liquid Benadryl.

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Don't do that. Bucket of steel cable. This is

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$6 .99 Canadian. Colin, if you had the opportunity

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to smash slash be smashed by Marathi, but you

00:24:36.509 --> 00:24:39.250
also had to smash a Tyranid at the same time,

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which Tyranid would you pick? I'd probably cheat

00:24:42.730 --> 00:24:48.910
and pick a Genestealer. Wow. Which stage? I mean,

00:24:48.990 --> 00:24:51.809
ideally one of the ones that is indistinguishable

00:24:51.809 --> 00:24:58.970
from people. but you know for that dark elf he's

00:24:58.970 --> 00:25:04.789
not going for that lictor i barely know her oh

00:25:04.789 --> 00:25:13.230
dear there it is there it is folks rayleigh with

00:25:13.230 --> 00:25:15.869
the two bucks uh come into my food for the extra

00:25:15.869 --> 00:25:19.990
thoughts i mean it came out of you so like it's

00:25:19.990 --> 00:25:24.410
i'm pretty sure it's a zero -sum game true there's

00:25:24.410 --> 00:25:26.690
an influencer who went crazy and was drinking

00:25:26.690 --> 00:25:30.750
uh semen see now if it's someone else's then

00:25:30.750 --> 00:25:34.210
that is nothing but protein baby i remember what

00:25:34.210 --> 00:25:36.369
i will say is let me chat tell me chad whose

00:25:36.369 --> 00:25:38.210
name that was he went he took mushrooms and went

00:25:38.210 --> 00:25:41.750
crazy but anyways i'll just quote uh bear grillers

00:25:42.759 --> 00:25:48.380
Adapt, improvise, overcome. Don't forget, if

00:25:48.380 --> 00:25:50.940
you're going to do that, I looked up a picture

00:25:50.940 --> 00:25:55.339
of this. I hate my life. Did you pipe in? You

00:25:55.339 --> 00:25:58.180
should read the book, Semenology. It's all about

00:25:58.180 --> 00:26:00.420
making cocktails. You won't believe what the

00:26:00.420 --> 00:26:05.819
secret ingredient is. Splendid. Splendid indeed.

00:26:07.900 --> 00:26:11.039
Spartan with the fiver. Oh, no. Sorry, Colin,

00:26:11.099 --> 00:26:13.650
go ahead. This is my first time catching a stream.

00:26:13.750 --> 00:26:17.190
You guys are awesome. Thank you. Colin, your

00:26:17.190 --> 00:26:20.329
videos particularly are awesome. Thank you. Long

00:26:20.329 --> 00:26:23.029
live Halo and Warhammer and other random settings

00:26:23.029 --> 00:26:25.869
I decide to do in the moment. Big Halo mention.

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Glory to YapYap the Destroyer. Now known as the

00:26:34.140 --> 00:26:37.500
flagship of Helldivers 2. Connor Murphy, that's

00:26:37.500 --> 00:26:40.319
the guy. I haven't even heard of him. Document

00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:42.660
USA, thank you for the five. I finally finished

00:26:42.660 --> 00:26:44.779
The Great Horde Omnisia. Picks in the Discord,

00:26:44.940 --> 00:26:48.200
time to paint the lion. Wow. I'm going to look

00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:51.400
that up. I am off to look. If people wish to

00:26:51.400 --> 00:26:57.019
go check, see more of our... We have loads of

00:26:57.019 --> 00:26:58.640
different things in Discord for models, music,

00:26:58.740 --> 00:27:05.059
gaming. FUD, which is for food. Food. And gelt

00:27:05.059 --> 00:27:07.119
maxing. We have a gelt maxing thing where it's

00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:10.160
just about Balthazar. Can you just send it again

00:27:10.160 --> 00:27:11.500
in the Discord? There's a lot of stuff going

00:27:11.500 --> 00:27:15.500
on in here. But while you have a look, Rayleigh,

00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:17.759
for five, I'm going to cheat and put a positive

00:27:17.759 --> 00:27:20.980
thing here. I don't hate any faction. Every faction

00:27:20.980 --> 00:27:23.619
is cool in their own way, and I have considered

00:27:23.619 --> 00:27:28.509
buying them. Real. Real. Good man. That is very

00:27:28.509 --> 00:27:30.809
positive. Thank you for the calm comment. It

00:27:30.809 --> 00:27:37.150
is very positive. It was the same guy. Eric the

00:27:37.150 --> 00:27:39.670
Great. Hey, gang. This is my first live stream.

00:27:39.809 --> 00:27:41.349
Just want to thank you all for getting me into

00:27:41.349 --> 00:27:42.990
Warhammer. We got you into Warhammer? That's

00:27:42.990 --> 00:27:47.109
crazy. And especially Colin for helping my many

00:27:47.109 --> 00:27:49.890
shifts at work go better. I've watched all your

00:27:49.890 --> 00:27:54.779
videos like twice. Thank you very much. $10.

00:27:55.140 --> 00:28:02.019
Nice words. Let's appreciate it. Thank you for

00:28:02.019 --> 00:28:04.759
the two European dollars. Remember, don't do

00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:07.599
Dublin. Do anywhere else. Grippers. Next time.

00:28:07.700 --> 00:28:13.619
We already did it. Thank you. Discord regular

00:28:13.619 --> 00:28:16.059
here. Do you want this one, Colin? Chaotic Newm

00:28:16.059 --> 00:28:18.180
with the $10 New Zealand dollars. Thank you.

00:28:18.299 --> 00:28:21.019
This is who makes Colin pregnant, right? Yeah,

00:28:21.019 --> 00:28:24.200
there's been quite a few from them. I love the

00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:26.460
fact that I can be a silly goober and also as

00:28:26.460 --> 00:28:29.319
grimdark as I want in the same paragraph. Also,

00:28:29.400 --> 00:28:31.859
morning, everyone. It's 3 .30 in the afternoon.

00:28:32.019 --> 00:28:33.960
I'm sorry your time zone is wrong, but I do thank

00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:36.380
you for the sentiment. Printing fumes hitting

00:28:36.380 --> 00:28:39.180
hard, and Colleen has another picture in the

00:28:39.180 --> 00:28:42.759
Discord. Hooray! Thank you. Good old printing

00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:46.440
fumes. We love to see it. Draconschlong, thinking

00:28:46.440 --> 00:28:48.700
of the $5. Eli, have you been partaking in International

00:28:48.700 --> 00:28:51.119
Chess Day? Also known as Monday. I did actually

00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:54.019
do chess today. But it's not Monday today, actually.

00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:59.180
Sorry. So I guess not. Task failed successfully.

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Knight of Orange for five. Read the Natural Harvest

00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:06.599
cookbook. It really puts the gene seed in cooking.

00:29:07.619 --> 00:29:10.299
Yikes. Caleb Collins. Good to see you again,

00:29:10.359 --> 00:29:14.680
Caleb. $1 .99. Elf Simp is truly the nerd of

00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:17.279
many franchises. Oh, this is the worst thing

00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:22.009
I've ever seen in my life. Oh, no. What do you

00:29:22.009 --> 00:29:26.529
think? I found the art. Oh, yeah. I was distracted

00:29:26.529 --> 00:29:28.410
by the Great Horned Omni -Sci. I've got to go

00:29:28.410 --> 00:29:31.009
look at the art now. That being said, though,

00:29:31.130 --> 00:29:35.710
we'll have the next grouping. I think I'll just

00:29:35.710 --> 00:29:38.349
grab my first one here, which is the first one

00:29:38.349 --> 00:29:42.609
is by Raw666, who's a regular on Law Crimes.

00:29:43.130 --> 00:29:46.089
My most positive Warhammer experience had honestly

00:29:46.089 --> 00:29:49.390
been my first time watching lore videos. Never

00:29:49.390 --> 00:29:51.809
cared about Warhammer if not for people making

00:29:51.809 --> 00:29:55.490
this honestly mess of a setting if it was not

00:29:55.490 --> 00:29:58.150
due to the amazing storytellers. I would never

00:29:58.150 --> 00:30:00.789
have even given 40K a look if not for the Templin

00:30:00.789 --> 00:30:05.009
Institute, Black Pants Legion RPG game, and Brookie

00:30:05.009 --> 00:30:06.930
talking with such passion about the setting in

00:30:06.930 --> 00:30:11.380
a story. or keep up without you four arthur bones

00:30:11.380 --> 00:30:14.519
and crack ducks law videos thank you man uh and

00:30:14.519 --> 00:30:16.440
i wouldn't know what i'm a fantasy which has

00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:18.299
become my favorite setting without pancreas no

00:30:18.299 --> 00:30:21.339
work and his comedic law videos i know it's sappy

00:30:21.339 --> 00:30:23.880
but honestly you guys telling your stories to

00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:26.859
make me try this setting are Fonder than anything

00:30:26.859 --> 00:30:30.660
GW actually releases. Wow. For it brings joy

00:30:30.660 --> 00:30:33.539
in the dark and made me try to hold back chaos

00:30:33.539 --> 00:30:36.160
for Karl Franz and the Emperor. In brackets,

00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:39.619
not the Imperium, never the Imperium. My road

00:30:39.619 --> 00:30:42.480
trader will always make new empires to make a

00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:45.859
government worth fighting in 14K. Thank you,

00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:52.319
man. Thank you. I think the heavy lifting of

00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:55.079
getting people into fantasy might have been total

00:30:55.079 --> 00:30:58.519
war but as in the explosion kind of after that

00:30:58.519 --> 00:31:04.200
i'd be like even now i didn't i i got into 40k

00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:07.680
again as like an adult just by watching law videos

00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:10.799
so there's kind of i imagine for most people

00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:13.819
that might have been there and like again it's

00:31:13.819 --> 00:31:16.299
like how do you enter the franchise if you don't

00:31:16.299 --> 00:31:19.220
you know you probably see the shot but i mean

00:31:19.220 --> 00:31:21.720
how else do you get into it other than i guess

00:31:21.720 --> 00:31:23.990
something on the internet really i think for

00:31:23.990 --> 00:31:26.970
a lot of people might be bricky or um where's

00:31:26.970 --> 00:31:30.210
hammer isn't it in the in this like current timeline

00:31:30.210 --> 00:31:32.890
of things as well colin particularly is holding

00:31:32.890 --> 00:31:38.349
the fancy somehow yeah fancy together it will

00:31:38.349 --> 00:31:43.369
hold the sphere line did you guys what who was

00:31:43.369 --> 00:31:47.910
like the first uh like law guys you watched it

00:31:47.910 --> 00:31:50.650
was probably one mind syndicate because they

00:31:50.650 --> 00:31:55.519
were huge like 10 years ago i think it was probably

00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:58.740
major kill yeah i mean he's up there for the

00:31:58.740 --> 00:32:02.519
first people i watched too i weirdly remember

00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:05.859
when he didn't do law videos and then i remember

00:32:05.859 --> 00:32:08.779
as in like i think i saw him do like his first

00:32:08.779 --> 00:32:12.319
few ever obviously much he sounded very different

00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:15.099
because he was much he was younger than me still

00:32:15.099 --> 00:32:17.640
but he's much much younger so i was like holy

00:32:17.640 --> 00:32:22.069
hell Looting, obviously. I was going to say that

00:32:22.069 --> 00:32:28.009
was probably the first one I watched. Also, it

00:32:28.009 --> 00:32:31.150
was interesting that as I got back into the setting

00:32:31.150 --> 00:32:34.069
and getting back rushing up on the lore, you

00:32:34.069 --> 00:32:35.910
guys had already been at it about a year before

00:32:35.910 --> 00:32:39.750
I started. Who's this guy? Who's this fella?

00:32:40.210 --> 00:32:44.349
Oh, this guy does long videos. Bloody hell. What's

00:32:44.349 --> 00:32:49.059
going on here? You should see the length of my

00:32:49.059 --> 00:32:55.259
video. But then the nice thing is also, I remember

00:32:55.259 --> 00:33:01.480
when we were now kind of entrenched in the kind

00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:04.359
of lore zeitgeist, and then we also got to saw

00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:08.299
like... arthur bones or crack duck or chrono

00:33:08.299 --> 00:33:11.099
the harlequin like see see them starting off

00:33:11.099 --> 00:33:13.119
with like a thousand subs and then 10 and then

00:33:13.119 --> 00:33:15.640
they were like shooting off into the into the

00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:17.859
stratosphere and i was just like keep going lads

00:33:17.859 --> 00:33:21.819
keep going it's good i felt like a proud dad

00:33:21.819 --> 00:33:24.900
i am always very impressed when someone's able

00:33:24.900 --> 00:33:28.420
to uh in some way like they've translated through

00:33:28.420 --> 00:33:30.960
their own personality into like what you know

00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:34.019
colin uh does through his method even though

00:33:34.019 --> 00:33:37.539
like for me like i often my first we call it

00:33:37.539 --> 00:33:41.240
yapping hell yeah professional yeah well i've

00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:44.000
i've always like my favorite law channel even

00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:46.700
to this day has always been vati videos like

00:33:46.700 --> 00:33:50.039
uh dark souls stuff and i've always liked it

00:33:50.039 --> 00:33:54.059
when as in uh like nothing like i always appreciate

00:33:54.059 --> 00:33:55.960
it when it's done through someone else's like

00:33:55.960 --> 00:33:59.680
lens but often i been like i need to know what's

00:33:59.680 --> 00:34:02.279
happening i want to be in the universe so that's

00:34:02.279 --> 00:34:04.819
why mine i never whenever i never thought to

00:34:04.819 --> 00:34:07.140
be like personality during i was more like i

00:34:07.140 --> 00:34:10.960
kind of just want to you know get the basically

00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:13.440
get to the good bit because there's so much fluff

00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:15.219
in warhammer and i was always like just get the

00:34:15.219 --> 00:34:18.300
good bit or i had the problem of like i liked

00:34:18.300 --> 00:34:21.780
um who's a character i liked uh mephiston and

00:34:21.780 --> 00:34:24.460
ironman like way back in the day obviously because

00:34:24.460 --> 00:34:28.070
they're powerful as hell but uh and then trying

00:34:28.070 --> 00:34:30.750
to find out like what thing they're in was like

00:34:30.750 --> 00:34:32.690
really annoying in terms like he was technically

00:34:32.690 --> 00:34:34.610
in this thing and he's a side character in that

00:34:34.610 --> 00:34:38.010
thing i was like oh my god i was like but so

00:34:38.010 --> 00:34:40.110
he was like he's also in this thing but i didn't

00:34:40.110 --> 00:34:41.989
know i had to go read that before reading the

00:34:41.989 --> 00:34:44.010
second you know there's a whole thing of like

00:34:44.010 --> 00:34:47.309
the um like one of the mephist in books like

00:34:47.309 --> 00:34:49.090
i didn't know i had to read another like the

00:34:49.090 --> 00:34:51.730
army and i had to read another book That's not

00:34:51.730 --> 00:34:53.929
his book to understand the context of reading

00:34:53.929 --> 00:34:56.050
the next book. So I was like, ah, that's kind

00:34:56.050 --> 00:34:58.429
of how my thing started. Yeah, but man, I do.

00:34:58.510 --> 00:35:04.510
What was the original thing? I'll just do the

00:35:04.510 --> 00:35:07.809
next one here, which was, let's make sure this

00:35:07.809 --> 00:35:14.820
one, which is by Soulful Volcanarch. My positive

00:35:14.820 --> 00:35:18.000
Warhammer experience is when I won my first game

00:35:18.000 --> 00:35:22.639
of 40k. I was ultra smurfed and they were dirty

00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:29.320
knife ears. Doing the emperor's work. I chose

00:35:29.320 --> 00:35:32.719
that one because it splits Colin's favorite things

00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:38.139
down the middle. Elves or ultramarines? Who's

00:35:38.139 --> 00:35:45.320
in the right? Crazy comment. Man. I don't remember

00:35:45.320 --> 00:35:49.940
I don't remember my first game properly or anything

00:35:49.940 --> 00:35:54.260
like that. I would say even if as much as people

00:35:54.260 --> 00:35:58.380
do complain about 10th edition for old Warhammer

00:35:58.380 --> 00:36:03.260
fans again I promise you teaching someone new

00:36:03.260 --> 00:36:06.199
in 10th edition is probably so much easier than

00:36:06.199 --> 00:36:09.219
it has been before just because there's not as

00:36:09.219 --> 00:36:12.840
much to memorize. The barrier to entry is much

00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:15.920
better for Warhammer at these days. I would like

00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:20.360
some changes, obviously. I pray one day GW discovers

00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:24.559
the magic of keeping multiple editions in print.

00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:28.420
You can have your cake and eat it that way. You

00:36:28.420 --> 00:36:32.440
have 10th edition for an intro, and then other

00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:38.019
editions for... I don't know. Too negative. We're

00:36:38.019 --> 00:36:41.760
getting too negative. Put a smile back on your

00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:44.440
face. All I'm saying is it would be really good

00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:46.440
value for money if they put all their current

00:36:46.440 --> 00:36:49.880
codexes on their Warhammer vault as part of the

00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:51.940
Warhammer Plus subscription. Like, oh, you don't

00:36:51.940 --> 00:36:54.119
have to buy this clunky book. You can just go

00:36:54.119 --> 00:36:56.059
on the vault and you can read it. That would

00:36:56.059 --> 00:36:57.940
be cool. And you could have all the old editions

00:36:57.940 --> 00:37:01.900
there, too. Go on, GW. I dare you. I double dog

00:37:01.900 --> 00:37:05.849
dare you. Do it. Do it. you'll get more subscriptions

00:37:05.849 --> 00:37:09.210
oh they will one day i'm sure uh my next one

00:37:09.210 --> 00:37:15.989
is by pancreas apologist hell yeah although to

00:37:15.989 --> 00:37:18.469
be fair uh this one is a horrors heresy thing

00:37:18.469 --> 00:37:21.969
which is hilarious because it's not no it's not

00:37:21.969 --> 00:37:24.449
a question for you don't worry it says i feel

00:37:24.449 --> 00:37:27.670
very moved by the flight of the eisenstein garo

00:37:27.670 --> 00:37:30.519
finding the will to live and strength to defeat

00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:33.239
the Lord of Flies, whilst at the same time, tragically

00:37:33.239 --> 00:37:37.199
losing himself to fanaticism is so peak. He also

00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:40.679
picks up a effing moon rock, screams like Titus,

00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.219
and bashes in a demon's head. He's a baller.

00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:47.539
That is pretty nuts. That's why James Swallow

00:37:47.539 --> 00:37:49.840
is one of my favourite authors in the setting.

00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:51.659
He does some good stuff, and everyone's like,

00:37:51.739 --> 00:37:53.659
eh. They just forget James Swallow. He's like,

00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:59.530
no, he's good. He did Garrow. He's good. am i

00:37:59.530 --> 00:38:02.630
still there people hear me my camera lost connection

00:38:02.630 --> 00:38:07.269
hold on oh his camera was offended by his mustache

00:38:07.269 --> 00:38:10.630
and went no i will not be i will not view it

00:38:10.630 --> 00:38:14.050
any longer getting mustache slander there we

00:38:14.050 --> 00:38:19.409
go there he is uh between the boys here what

00:38:19.409 --> 00:38:22.449
was your if you had to to bring it down to like

00:38:22.449 --> 00:38:26.130
one or two favorite lore moments what would you

00:38:26.130 --> 00:38:29.409
pick not like the coolest or anything but like

00:38:29.409 --> 00:38:32.010
kind of like you would if someone asked you like

00:38:32.010 --> 00:38:36.309
what was one that was defining of what your favorite

00:38:36.309 --> 00:38:41.210
warhammer experience in some way it's hard to

00:38:41.210 --> 00:38:44.409
simmer down to one but i if i go i would probably

00:38:44.409 --> 00:38:48.349
think to oh god i have to think now actually

00:38:48.349 --> 00:38:52.030
or is it it's gonna be a thing isn't it i i did

00:38:52.030 --> 00:38:54.659
really like the god blight ending like again

00:38:54.659 --> 00:38:57.159
like the whole thing of like it really cemented

00:38:57.159 --> 00:38:59.320
gilliman's return as like a cool thing and then

00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:02.260
you have the emperor actually doing some damage

00:39:02.260 --> 00:39:04.460
to chaos you have a cool moment where mortarian

00:39:04.460 --> 00:39:06.940
looks like a bitch like yeah it was all around

00:39:06.940 --> 00:39:09.880
a good good book uh way to end that trilogy of

00:39:09.880 --> 00:39:11.880
books i was like yeah that's pretty cool i like

00:39:11.880 --> 00:39:16.380
that i like that i mean i just there's so many

00:39:16.380 --> 00:39:19.469
i can't like in terms of i always think of it's

00:39:19.469 --> 00:39:21.929
not like the best books in the setting, but anytime

00:39:21.929 --> 00:39:25.389
Mephiston has like a fight scene, his ones are

00:39:25.389 --> 00:39:27.389
just always a bit nuts. Cause there's ones where

00:39:27.389 --> 00:39:30.150
it's like, he's literally like a raging inferno

00:39:30.150 --> 00:39:35.289
of like black fire or again, like he just freezes

00:39:35.289 --> 00:39:38.329
time and does like, I'm just like ponders like

00:39:38.329 --> 00:39:41.170
dead cultist brain in front of him. He's like,

00:39:41.250 --> 00:39:43.889
I could put this back together. I mean, it'll

00:39:43.889 --> 00:39:49.000
probably be, I really weirdly enough, like, It's

00:39:49.000 --> 00:39:51.920
not, like, a big thing, like, story. It's from

00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:55.280
the book Shattered Legions. It's the Ironhands,

00:39:55.380 --> 00:39:58.079
like, one of their short story ones. And it's

00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:00.539
the one which is, like, called... Andy wouldn't

00:40:00.539 --> 00:40:03.420
know this one. D's Endure. Which is, like, it's

00:40:03.420 --> 00:40:07.000
a very small story, but essentially it boils

00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:08.920
down to, like, some Ironhands and salamanders,

00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:11.420
like, attacking a worldie to a recruiting world

00:40:11.420 --> 00:40:14.340
during the Horror's Heresy or whatever. And the

00:40:14.340 --> 00:40:16.179
salamanders are, like, they're only, like, I

00:40:16.179 --> 00:40:18.460
think... less than a dozen of them but there's

00:40:18.460 --> 00:40:21.960
like at least over 50 iron hands so the even

00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:23.519
though the salamander guy outranks the iron hand

00:40:23.519 --> 00:40:25.960
or whatever but the iron hand guy is like it's

00:40:25.960 --> 00:40:27.739
pointless to attack you know we're all going

00:40:27.739 --> 00:40:30.559
to die whatever and you know you know going on

00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:32.179
about you know flesh is weak all that good stuff

00:40:32.179 --> 00:40:35.820
and then the salamander guy corrects him and

00:40:35.820 --> 00:40:38.639
he says you're only saying half of the the message

00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:41.739
and he said like the first time ferris the first

00:40:41.739 --> 00:40:43.860
time ferris man has said it he was with vulcan

00:40:44.409 --> 00:40:47.489
and the whole point is ferris said the flesh

00:40:47.489 --> 00:40:50.769
is weak and then vulcan put in but deeds endure

00:40:50.769 --> 00:40:53.269
and the whole point of the story like the salamander

00:40:53.269 --> 00:40:55.469
guy basically reams out the hind hands guy by

00:40:55.469 --> 00:40:58.489
saying yeah your flesh is weak there's a whole

00:40:58.489 --> 00:41:01.750
point your age you'll die you'll get sick or

00:41:01.750 --> 00:41:03.710
whatever things will happen to you but it matters

00:41:03.710 --> 00:41:07.050
what you do in this life and that's why we and

00:41:07.050 --> 00:41:08.969
then they basically they don there's a funny

00:41:08.969 --> 00:41:12.260
part they go jump on their ship to like arrest

00:41:12.260 --> 00:41:14.159
the salamanders to force them doing something

00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:16.579
and then the salamander is like oh you've arrived

00:41:16.579 --> 00:41:18.380
on my ship and they're all kitted out in the

00:41:18.380 --> 00:41:21.500
saturnine like dreadnought like in a terminator

00:41:21.500 --> 00:41:24.280
play and they're like and he says vulcan gave

00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:26.760
me these artifacts to guard with my life but

00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:28.900
we're going to use them we're going to attack

00:41:28.900 --> 00:41:30.840
these world eaters because even though we might

00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:33.920
fail we'll probably die it's worth doing these

00:41:33.920 --> 00:41:37.000
things to like basically for the greater wholeness

00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:39.079
of humanity like it's like even like you know

00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:42.570
again The flesh is weak, but what we do matters.

00:41:43.329 --> 00:41:47.469
The salamanders go in and then the iron hand...

00:41:47.469 --> 00:41:50.010
The salamanders are kind of starting to lose

00:41:50.010 --> 00:41:52.889
and then the iron hand guy finds they literally

00:41:52.889 --> 00:41:55.789
drop pod in their whole force. He's literally

00:41:55.789 --> 00:41:58.429
like, yes, deeds endure! And they just die together.

00:41:59.150 --> 00:42:04.449
The salamanders were like, um, actually? That's

00:42:04.449 --> 00:42:08.010
how they... It's a very small... It's not...

00:42:08.190 --> 00:42:10.710
craziest scene. I'm sure there's way more emotionally

00:42:10.710 --> 00:42:13.630
heavy things in Warhammer or better scenes. But

00:42:13.630 --> 00:42:17.369
it's one I always like because it's just poignant.

00:42:17.769 --> 00:42:22.210
It's very mildly important in this thing. It's

00:42:22.210 --> 00:42:24.730
not a big Primark story or crazy other things

00:42:24.730 --> 00:42:28.010
necessarily. It's just hey, sometimes you do

00:42:28.010 --> 00:42:31.769
stuff because it matters and I like that. That's

00:42:31.769 --> 00:42:34.690
pretty nice. Do you guys have any lore moments

00:42:34.690 --> 00:42:39.329
then? Yeah, I think as a kid, at least, like

00:42:39.329 --> 00:42:41.070
when I was a beginning Warhammer, I think the

00:42:41.070 --> 00:42:46.369
coolest stuff for me was just when the Alpha

00:42:46.369 --> 00:42:49.530
Legions did anything. I was a huge Alpha Legion

00:42:49.530 --> 00:42:51.550
glazer as a kid. Legion was like the coolest

00:42:51.550 --> 00:42:55.170
book ever. No, actually, you know what's wrong?

00:42:55.269 --> 00:42:58.489
The coolest lore moment was when Shazlak Case

00:42:58.489 --> 00:43:02.269
took W after W in the book Fire Warrior. That

00:43:02.269 --> 00:43:04.199
was kind of the first like... favorite book of

00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:07.260
mine as a kid. Everything Case does in that book

00:43:07.260 --> 00:43:12.820
was the coolest thing ever to me. Fire Warrior,

00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:18.340
the Halo killer. Indeed. Little did we know the

00:43:18.340 --> 00:43:21.099
gunshot was coming from inside the house. The

00:43:21.099 --> 00:43:24.159
only thing that can kill Halo is Halo, my friend.

00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:33.219
What would you say, Andy? I don't know. Well,

00:43:33.260 --> 00:43:35.079
one thing I will say, as you mentioned Mephiston,

00:43:35.099 --> 00:43:37.219
you just reminded me of, again, a James Swallow

00:43:37.219 --> 00:43:40.099
book with the Blood Angels omnibus. There's the

00:43:40.099 --> 00:43:41.719
bit where the Blood Angels are fighting each

00:43:41.719 --> 00:43:45.320
other because Rathen's biological brother, who's

00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:49.059
also a Blood Angel, Archeo, is all, like, sinch

00:43:49.059 --> 00:43:54.619
-possessed, and he's, like, almost like a reincarnation

00:43:54.619 --> 00:43:56.079
of Sanguinius. He's got wings and everything.

00:43:56.420 --> 00:43:58.119
And there's one point where Mephiston's just

00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:00.059
like, can you hurry up and kill your brother

00:44:00.059 --> 00:44:02.650
so that we can stop, like... fighting each other

00:44:02.650 --> 00:44:04.289
because there's also word bearers that are now

00:44:04.289 --> 00:44:05.889
shooting at us while we're trying to pick each

00:44:05.889 --> 00:44:08.349
other off and then he goes through like the second

00:44:08.349 --> 00:44:11.110
black rage and then ralph and gets the spear

00:44:11.110 --> 00:44:13.289
of telesto the spear that sanguinius uses and

00:44:13.289 --> 00:44:15.849
he just kind of unleashes a bunch of light which

00:44:15.849 --> 00:44:17.590
kills anything that's not a blood angel so the

00:44:17.590 --> 00:44:19.849
word bearers are like ah and they disintegrate

00:44:19.849 --> 00:44:22.989
and then uh and then mephisto's like oh again

00:44:22.989 --> 00:44:28.409
i got the rage again oh that's annoying but then

00:44:28.409 --> 00:44:29.650
they're like oh you killed your brother yeah

00:44:29.650 --> 00:44:32.239
cool And then everything went back to normal.

00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:40.519
Nice. Fun book. It's a very general one, but

00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:43.920
I always think back to it because I was reading

00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:46.599
it when I was working at my church in the parking

00:44:46.599 --> 00:44:51.039
lot after a shift before I left. It was just

00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:53.860
like... You know, you do the traditional, I don't

00:44:53.860 --> 00:44:56.119
know what's going on to the wiki I go for the

00:44:56.119 --> 00:44:59.179
three -hour endless dive that only gives me more

00:44:59.179 --> 00:45:03.239
proper nouns I don't understand. But the first

00:45:03.239 --> 00:45:05.079
thing it clicked on was the article it had for

00:45:05.079 --> 00:45:09.840
the end times. And, you know, endless complaining

00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:11.980
about it as deserved. But when you know nothing

00:45:11.980 --> 00:45:14.860
about the setting or what the end times entails

00:45:14.860 --> 00:45:17.719
beyond, you know, the general implication of

00:45:17.719 --> 00:45:21.940
the words end times, it sounds pretty cool. So

00:45:21.940 --> 00:45:24.360
I don't know that it's, it's not really a proper

00:45:24.360 --> 00:45:27.059
moment. It's over like just describing all of

00:45:27.059 --> 00:45:28.780
it, but I don't know. I always think that back

00:45:28.780 --> 00:45:31.719
to that. It's like the, the, the first like early

00:45:31.719 --> 00:45:33.719
little, you know, that was the worm baiting the

00:45:33.719 --> 00:45:38.460
hook. That is cool. Colin was the proverbial

00:45:38.460 --> 00:45:41.980
kraut. I'll do a lot of shout out though too.

00:45:43.320 --> 00:45:46.079
i am always having fun when i've read them all

00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:48.780
now which is sad in some way but i've always

00:45:48.780 --> 00:45:51.519
had fun reading a kyfer's cane book yeah yeah

00:45:51.519 --> 00:45:54.199
you know i've always it's just it doesn't take

00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:56.559
itself too seriously it's not trying to be the

00:45:56.559 --> 00:45:59.619
best thing on the menu necessarily but it's just

00:45:59.619 --> 00:46:03.179
filled with fantastically good you know funny

00:46:03.179 --> 00:46:07.139
character moments that you know again full of

00:46:07.139 --> 00:46:11.420
good old warhammer ridiculousness and It's nice

00:46:11.420 --> 00:46:12.820
to see it from the perspective of characters

00:46:12.820 --> 00:46:18.820
like, geez, this universe is fucked up. You would

00:46:18.820 --> 00:46:23.300
think after the 20th time they're describing

00:46:23.300 --> 00:46:25.699
the way a character smells, it would get old.

00:46:26.019 --> 00:46:29.139
It doesn't. It never gets old. It never stops

00:46:29.139 --> 00:46:31.619
being funny. It's always funny, those books.

00:46:32.400 --> 00:46:35.880
Everyone loves Blackadder in Warhammer. It's

00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:38.699
just a good combination. Also, Horus Heresy has

00:46:38.699 --> 00:46:43.860
many points brought a manly tear to a man's eye.

00:46:44.300 --> 00:46:48.340
It's just damn sad, man, the whole thing. In

00:46:48.340 --> 00:46:51.300
a beautiful way. People are like, oh, it goes

00:46:51.300 --> 00:46:53.659
on forever. It's a nice thing about Warhammer.

00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:56.300
It doesn't really end. i think which is like

00:46:56.300 --> 00:46:58.079
a kind of a good thing there's a lot of other

00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:01.099
things you can watch or like you know and then

00:47:01.099 --> 00:47:03.519
basically there's no more of it whereas like

00:47:03.519 --> 00:47:06.019
one is that but it's not overstaying it's welcome

00:47:06.019 --> 00:47:09.340
in some sense except for the new istvan book

00:47:09.340 --> 00:47:12.139
we're saying do we need another response no but

00:47:12.139 --> 00:47:13.639
you don't think you don't have to read it you

00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:18.300
don't you don't have to i do i'm a lord channel

00:47:18.300 --> 00:47:23.699
i have to Andy, we'd like to hear the next one,

00:47:23.760 --> 00:47:28.659
which is by Zach Healer. Yes, the next one is

00:47:28.659 --> 00:47:32.780
from Zach Healer. Seeing the amount of money

00:47:32.780 --> 00:47:35.000
that was raised for Arthur Bones' recent GoFundMe

00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:37.679
after his house tragically caught fire, the 40K

00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:40.139
community always rises to a challenge, and they

00:47:40.139 --> 00:47:42.880
more than showed it for the one and only Mr.

00:47:42.900 --> 00:47:46.340
Bones. We love Arthur Bones. Seeing that was

00:47:46.340 --> 00:47:49.030
generally kind of heartwarming. yeah yeah and

00:47:49.030 --> 00:47:51.309
thank you everyone who did um also help with

00:47:51.309 --> 00:47:55.469
that from uh our community and as well as the

00:47:55.469 --> 00:47:57.769
wider warhammer stuff you know i think he's uh

00:47:57.769 --> 00:48:00.889
probably obviously he doesn't have to necessarily

00:48:00.889 --> 00:48:02.530
be i think he's probably said already but like

00:48:02.530 --> 00:48:04.610
he's obviously massively great form obviously

00:48:04.610 --> 00:48:08.309
we are as well for uh people you know again like

00:48:08.309 --> 00:48:11.369
sometimes like sometimes real bad or like you

00:48:11.369 --> 00:48:14.809
know really annoying can happen so you know what

00:48:14.809 --> 00:48:22.000
an absolute win Really lovely. Speaking of donations,

00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:26.480
though, should we do the next round? Yeah. Right

00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:29.760
about time. So you want to do the donations before

00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:32.860
we do the next one, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So

00:48:32.860 --> 00:48:36.719
first one from Spartin. My best memory of Warhammer

00:48:36.719 --> 00:48:38.880
is painting the new Logan Grimnaw model. It took

00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:40.400
me three days while watching Lord of the Rings

00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:43.659
Extended Edition. Barathi mommy, step on me.

00:48:45.050 --> 00:48:50.150
What a way to give Eli some whiplash there. There's

00:48:50.150 --> 00:48:55.989
a second one following that up. Thank you for

00:48:55.989 --> 00:49:04.099
the 5 bucks, man. Colin saw a planet of goth

00:49:04.099 --> 00:49:06.500
baddies get destroyed and was rooting for the

00:49:06.500 --> 00:49:09.199
robots. Andy has the best facial hair, by the

00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:13.840
way. US. Glory to the Confederacy of Independent

00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:17.619
Systems. I don't even know what that is. Rollercoaster,

00:49:17.659 --> 00:49:22.280
money, money, card, present, eye cracker, down

00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:29.519
chart, up chart. Look at this graph. Interesting.

00:49:33.030 --> 00:49:36.570
the multi arms entertain general grievous you

00:49:36.570 --> 00:49:39.750
deranged gaggle of wonderful people are always

00:49:39.750 --> 00:49:42.210
a joy to hear from in your videos streams are

00:49:42.210 --> 00:49:44.670
hilarious you're all the inspiration that has

00:49:44.670 --> 00:49:46.550
made me consider actually starting a lore channel

00:49:46.550 --> 00:49:49.969
of my own nice give it a go thank you very much

00:49:49.969 --> 00:49:54.829
thank you for the 10 euros i say inspired by

00:49:54.829 --> 00:49:58.250
us is like a crazy you know is he already screwed

00:50:01.070 --> 00:50:02.949
Caleb Collins. Thank you for the two. When Star

00:50:02.949 --> 00:50:07.650
Wars or SAO simps fave? Wow. Pub quiz. When is

00:50:07.650 --> 00:50:11.969
the Star Wars or SAO pub quiz? Glory to the CIS.

00:50:12.329 --> 00:50:14.590
I was going to say Star Wars in general I think

00:50:14.590 --> 00:50:16.349
would be too vague. It would have to be like

00:50:16.349 --> 00:50:23.230
Jedi, Old Republic, Sith, Clankers. You will

00:50:23.230 --> 00:50:25.309
take the General Grievous quiz and you will like

00:50:25.309 --> 00:50:30.949
it. Are they still making that? Or has that finally

00:50:30.949 --> 00:50:34.650
died? Probably not. I don't know, dude. I think

00:50:34.650 --> 00:50:39.570
they are still making it. That's my word. Cool.

00:50:40.909 --> 00:50:46.409
Eli, go ahead. I think it was 10. I will always

00:50:46.409 --> 00:50:48.690
remember my intro games taught by the local World

00:50:48.690 --> 00:50:51.369
Eaters player in 9th. I may not have won any

00:50:51.369 --> 00:50:53.010
of those five games, but I still incredibly enjoyed

00:50:53.010 --> 00:50:55.309
watching my guardsmen get torn to pieces. Awesome.

00:50:57.000 --> 00:50:59.480
quite like that the gleeful slaughter before

00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:02.579
the uh oh no but the end of ninth wasn't it that

00:51:02.579 --> 00:51:04.900
the uh the new world easter's dropped isn't it

00:51:04.900 --> 00:51:09.380
uh glass laughter for ten something warhammer

00:51:09.380 --> 00:51:11.500
has done for me is inspiring me to write books

00:51:11.500 --> 00:51:14.639
hey currently written too about a giant with

00:51:14.639 --> 00:51:17.760
an evil axe seeking revenge against a dragon

00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:20.280
who used to be his friend there will be more

00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:25.340
i thought for a second he wrote a book about

00:51:25.690 --> 00:51:30.389
A giant evil axe. That would be hilarious. From

00:51:30.389 --> 00:51:34.849
the perspective of an axe. All I made connections

00:51:34.849 --> 00:51:38.190
was when I had a giant and then a friend. I was

00:51:38.190 --> 00:51:40.309
just thinking, Yhorm? Yhorm from Dark Souls 3?

00:51:40.909 --> 00:51:49.380
Siegmeyer? Friends? Giant? Axe? Persuasive wink

00:51:49.380 --> 00:51:52.139
for 19 bucks, man. Thank you so much. Thank you.

00:51:52.380 --> 00:51:54.539
The Lord Crimes crew is the reason I picked up

00:51:54.539 --> 00:51:57.139
AOS recently. Huge. I've been playing consistently

00:51:57.139 --> 00:52:00.239
over the past half year. Thank you for getting

00:52:00.239 --> 00:52:02.639
me to join the community, you beautiful bastards.

00:52:03.099 --> 00:52:05.960
We should do more AOS. Another sigma -rillion

00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:11.050
dollars. I hope you're playing Spearhead, brother.

00:52:11.170 --> 00:52:13.389
I hope so. I'm about to pick up. Me and my friend

00:52:13.389 --> 00:52:15.929
are going to do Spearhead soon, so we're really

00:52:15.929 --> 00:52:19.250
gassed. Colin, would you like this last one for

00:52:19.250 --> 00:52:21.489
now? Sure. Parker Summerlin, thank you for the

00:52:21.489 --> 00:52:23.550
five bucks. Currently in Ireland right now. I'm

00:52:23.550 --> 00:52:25.809
enjoying it right now. Might live here. Nice.

00:52:26.269 --> 00:52:28.570
I like Ireland. I thought it was pretty good.

00:52:29.070 --> 00:52:32.460
Yeah. from the people that wouldn't let eli have

00:52:32.460 --> 00:52:36.280
a drink because he's got big muscles oh how dare

00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:39.820
they funny um i guess i got a couple more to

00:52:39.820 --> 00:52:43.300
get through on the discord uh iced cube star

00:52:43.300 --> 00:52:46.119
my most positive experience is originally finding

00:52:46.119 --> 00:52:48.179
pancreas no work when searching for warhammer

00:52:48.179 --> 00:52:51.440
content after reading every wiki i could find

00:52:51.440 --> 00:52:55.349
haha the first video i saw was why ogres are

00:52:55.349 --> 00:52:57.889
the best warhammer race to live as yes and i

00:52:57.889 --> 00:53:00.590
was sold completely on it i suffer with severe

00:53:00.590 --> 00:53:02.630
chronic health issues so a channel where it's

00:53:02.630 --> 00:53:06.090
basically a buddy ranting and not a bookish dictation

00:53:06.090 --> 00:53:08.610
was amazing been watching every video since and

00:53:08.610 --> 00:53:11.269
was so happy to find law crimes lol no idea how

00:53:11.269 --> 00:53:13.789
i missed it for six months basically colin's

00:53:13.789 --> 00:53:16.170
the best but thank you all but thank all you

00:53:16.170 --> 00:53:18.130
guys for what you do and the humor and levity

00:53:18.130 --> 00:53:21.449
you do with it uh kiss kiss kiss kiss shalaxy's

00:53:21.449 --> 00:53:24.980
wetter scripper Thank you very much. There it

00:53:24.980 --> 00:53:28.920
is. And best of luck with the ongoing health

00:53:28.920 --> 00:53:32.280
issues as well, man. Hope it's looking up, man.

00:53:32.559 --> 00:53:36.239
Hopefully our puerile humor will be a bomb that

00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:41.380
helps. That's crazy. It's funny, like, some people

00:53:41.380 --> 00:53:45.639
who, like, if we're there first, like... line

00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:48.300
where they meet warhammer that i don't that is

00:53:48.300 --> 00:53:50.679
i do think that's crazily unhealthy because it's

00:53:50.679 --> 00:53:58.639
just stupid oh man i don't mind oh that's crazy

00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:02.260
though uh should you next one as well then uh

00:54:02.260 --> 00:54:06.079
is this one more for me yes uh this one's from

00:54:06.079 --> 00:54:09.059
glass laughter my favorite moment in the game

00:54:09.059 --> 00:54:11.179
was when i was late for a game against a notable

00:54:11.179 --> 00:54:14.219
community member in brackets the nails are biting

00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:17.639
In more brackets, there is your hint. Even though

00:54:17.639 --> 00:54:20.599
I was late, he got food for me and himself, and

00:54:20.599 --> 00:54:23.000
I learned a lot in that game. I only lost by

00:54:23.000 --> 00:54:33.139
10 or 13 points. 83 to a 98 point game. That's

00:54:33.139 --> 00:54:37.480
quite a lot of points scored in that game. Holy

00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:44.119
hell. My closest game was still against Dogehammer.

00:54:45.430 --> 00:54:49.690
I think it was like 40 to 42, and the only reason

00:54:49.690 --> 00:54:53.050
I won, I had the 42, was because I put three

00:54:53.050 --> 00:54:56.489
jet bikes on a corner objective he had no hope

00:54:56.489 --> 00:54:59.489
of reaching and just had them sit there the entire

00:54:59.489 --> 00:55:05.969
game. It was the scummiest victory ever. I've

00:55:05.969 --> 00:55:13.179
won by one once or twice before. The game I thought

00:55:13.179 --> 00:55:16.019
I was going to lose was when I was playing early

00:55:16.019 --> 00:55:20.000
10th and I was playing just Iron Hands. And my

00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:22.940
friend was playing Necrons. And if you know anything

00:55:22.940 --> 00:55:26.880
about Necrons in 10th edition, it's been painful.

00:55:28.139 --> 00:55:33.480
I would say that. And I squeaked out. I had...

00:55:33.789 --> 00:55:38.210
one model left on the board. And I squeaked out

00:55:38.210 --> 00:55:40.989
the win. And he still had like half his army

00:55:40.989 --> 00:55:45.110
left. RIP Space Marines. But that was an incredibly

00:55:45.110 --> 00:55:50.070
fun game and I'm surprised I even won that. I

00:55:50.070 --> 00:55:52.150
also need to give a shout out to the previous

00:55:52.150 --> 00:55:55.289
game where I forgot that Wraith Guard count is

00:55:55.289 --> 00:55:58.369
two for troop transport ability. So I loaded

00:55:58.369 --> 00:56:01.329
up ten Wraith Blade in a single transport and

00:56:01.329 --> 00:56:07.940
then I still lost. Tragic. That man brought a

00:56:07.940 --> 00:56:18.119
company. No vehicles. A company. Eli, would you

00:56:18.119 --> 00:56:21.159
like to take over for the next one? It is by

00:56:21.159 --> 00:56:25.539
Diamond Clone. Here you go. Open our thing on

00:56:25.539 --> 00:56:28.460
the Discord, actually. I was just enjoying it.

00:56:28.900 --> 00:56:34.170
I'm Clone. My moment is my brother getting me

00:56:34.170 --> 00:56:36.010
into Warhammer and teaching me and helping me

00:56:36.010 --> 00:56:38.730
build my first models a few years ago was unfortunately

00:56:38.730 --> 00:56:40.550
Tao. Nah, don't say that. It was fortunately

00:56:40.550 --> 00:56:43.369
Tao. Then he stopped playing Warhammer, but he

00:56:43.369 --> 00:56:45.250
just got back into it again with a new army,

00:56:45.349 --> 00:56:47.650
so I'm excited to play him as not a noob on maybe

00:56:47.650 --> 00:56:50.150
Equal Footy. That's awesome. Oh, that's good.

00:56:50.610 --> 00:56:53.070
I think the ability to make it reconnect with

00:56:53.070 --> 00:56:58.230
particularly friends or... It forces you to actually

00:56:58.230 --> 00:57:02.320
be in person for a lot of things. uh i say forcing

00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:05.159
but as in you know like it makes like particularly

00:57:05.159 --> 00:57:07.639
for me like it's kept friendships i've had for

00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:11.920
quite i mean god maybe 20 years or maybe something

00:57:11.920 --> 00:57:14.820
like that and then oh not me yeah nearly 20 years

00:57:14.820 --> 00:57:16.900
something like that and then it keeps them going

00:57:16.900 --> 00:57:18.900
a lot of them as like you because you see each

00:57:18.900 --> 00:57:20.719
other regularly because you're you're putting

00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:23.579
things in the diary and organizing to play with

00:57:23.579 --> 00:57:27.780
your little war dollies so you know it's a good

00:57:27.780 --> 00:57:30.440
excuse to keep people connected uh and if even

00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:31.719
if someone doesn't have a lot of time for it

00:57:31.719 --> 00:57:34.840
you can still you know it's just one day to go

00:57:34.840 --> 00:57:37.139
try and do something you know it's no pressure

00:57:37.139 --> 00:57:41.940
that's very nice but say does anyone play with

00:57:41.940 --> 00:57:43.639
people who they or how they manage to get more

00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:46.400
of their friends involved in it since uh like

00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:49.940
they know that you're you guys are into it kind

00:57:49.940 --> 00:57:53.260
of i've tried i don't know my friends kind of

00:57:53.260 --> 00:57:55.300
got into it on their own volition i feel like

00:57:55.300 --> 00:58:02.780
honestly As weird as that might be. But on to

00:58:02.780 --> 00:58:07.059
the next. Eonius. I think my most positive experience

00:58:07.059 --> 00:58:10.039
is with kitbashing. I love showing them off,

00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:12.420
and I find the creative process of figuring out

00:58:12.420 --> 00:58:14.340
how I can combine minis to create something new.

00:58:14.639 --> 00:58:16.440
I've got a couple of minis that are completely

00:58:16.440 --> 00:58:18.940
unique thanks to kitbashing. Nice. Images are

00:58:18.940 --> 00:58:21.699
of a small kitbash to add a sword and shield

00:58:21.699 --> 00:58:23.940
to a draenaut, and my unique one. I think there's

00:58:23.940 --> 00:58:26.480
pictures down here, isn't there? That'll be on

00:58:26.480 --> 00:58:29.480
screen for the video people later. Make sure

00:58:29.480 --> 00:58:32.179
you check that out. Otherwise, the next thing

00:58:32.179 --> 00:58:34.619
that comes to mind is theorizing about the lore

00:58:34.619 --> 00:58:36.940
and creating what -if scenarios. It's just fun

00:58:36.940 --> 00:58:38.880
to engage with people about the hobby who love

00:58:38.880 --> 00:58:41.219
it as much as I do. The other day I was discussing

00:58:41.219 --> 00:58:43.179
how I thought that call -in bio working together

00:58:43.179 --> 00:58:45.480
for some reason would result in space skip. Well,

00:58:45.579 --> 00:58:49.139
nice. Returning to painting, I love watching

00:58:49.139 --> 00:58:52.639
painting slash kid -bashing videos as it's amazing

00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:56.050
to see what the community makes. Awesome. didn't

00:58:56.050 --> 00:58:58.070
you guys kit bash and then done a bit that eli

00:58:58.070 --> 00:59:02.610
a little bit uh less so in the in recent years

00:59:02.610 --> 00:59:05.949
but like i made a demon alfarius model i made

00:59:05.949 --> 00:59:09.530
just like a regular alfarius out of like a primaris

00:59:09.530 --> 00:59:14.349
captain i have a gene stealer hijacked piranha

00:59:14.349 --> 00:59:17.050
and that is an ugly model but i think it's fitting

00:59:17.050 --> 00:59:21.730
it's pretty fun um other than that i remember

00:59:21.730 --> 00:59:25.000
i When I decided I didn't want to play Space

00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:26.719
Wolves anymore and I wanted to play Emperor's

00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:29.079
Children, I took some Space Wolves and I put

00:59:29.079 --> 00:59:31.400
random Chaos stuff on them. I took a Thunder

00:59:31.400 --> 00:59:34.420
Wolf and I put Mecha Tendrils on it and put another

00:59:34.420 --> 00:59:37.500
head on it. It looked very bad, but it was fun.

00:59:37.659 --> 00:59:42.139
It had heart. It had heart. Who's in our Discord

00:59:42.139 --> 00:59:51.340
who has the Skaven hybrid army? People should

00:59:51.340 --> 00:59:54.119
go check out some of his stuff in there. The

00:59:54.119 --> 00:59:57.000
Discord again, people need to join that. I'll

00:59:57.000 --> 00:59:59.480
say for Andy though, who you only have maybe

00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:03.460
a few models, what's your dream army slash there's

01:00:03.460 --> 01:00:09.079
no barriers to entry, no budget. Let's just say,

01:00:09.239 --> 01:00:14.599
what would you go for? Let's get a big old Titan.

01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:18.079
Let's go like, yeah, where's your army? plunk

01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:20.619
just get the biggest titan you can get and just

01:00:20.619 --> 01:00:22.760
be like right it's got big large panels so it's

01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:26.159
easier to paint um and just feel like and just

01:00:26.159 --> 01:00:29.519
ruin everyone's day when i turn up to a game

01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:32.880
just be like oh hiya clonk i'm just going to

01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:34.619
shoot everything on the board at once and you're

01:00:34.619 --> 01:00:36.239
going to do no damage to me because i'm a titan

01:00:36.239 --> 01:00:40.559
they're like this guy's average nice player But

01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:43.380
I would definitely, I have considered getting

01:00:43.380 --> 01:00:45.920
some knights because it's like, it's less models

01:00:45.920 --> 01:00:49.599
to field. It'll be easier to paint and also I

01:00:49.599 --> 01:00:51.820
think knights are cool. And I could spoil people's

01:00:51.820 --> 01:00:53.380
day by bringing a knight army. They're like,

01:00:53.420 --> 01:00:57.159
oh, this guy. I hate him. Colin, you ever done

01:00:57.159 --> 01:00:59.039
a bit of kitbashing, Colin? Or is most of your

01:00:59.039 --> 01:01:02.039
Warhammer stuff, is it straight up the original?

01:01:02.039 --> 01:01:04.730
Most of it's just kind of... assembled as is,

01:01:04.869 --> 01:01:06.869
but the little goober that's my channel profile

01:01:06.869 --> 01:01:09.710
picture is technically a kitbash, because that's

01:01:09.710 --> 01:01:14.289
just a tactical squad sergeant, and you can't

01:01:14.289 --> 01:01:18.530
have two power fists on them. Cool. But I thought

01:01:18.530 --> 01:01:22.809
it was funny and looked cool, so I put them both

01:01:22.809 --> 01:01:27.670
on. One of them's from an assault marine kit.

01:01:28.010 --> 01:01:31.489
Cool. I've been a bit of a yapper this episode,

01:01:31.570 --> 01:01:35.210
but I was waiting for this one. I love kit bashing

01:01:35.210 --> 01:01:38.030
so much. It is so much fun. I'm not going to

01:01:38.030 --> 01:01:41.489
parade out all my models. Because again, even

01:01:41.489 --> 01:01:43.510
though this is a safe space tonight, this is

01:01:43.510 --> 01:01:46.829
probably also going to bore the crap out of people.

01:01:47.909 --> 01:01:50.510
But I absolutely love doing that stuff. I've

01:01:50.510 --> 01:01:54.489
had... I hadn't had any problems with the normal

01:01:54.489 --> 01:01:57.230
GW models. Obviously, they're very, very good.

01:01:58.760 --> 01:02:03.340
I just like the fact of making models or like

01:02:03.340 --> 01:02:05.900
the look of things that I know no one else is

01:02:05.900 --> 01:02:07.980
kind of going to like direction wise, maybe won't

01:02:07.980 --> 01:02:12.739
go for. I like, I feel like I'm more hoping if

01:02:12.739 --> 01:02:15.019
we get to the future stuff with law crimes, we

01:02:15.019 --> 01:02:18.420
get to make our own things. And I'm, I would

01:02:18.420 --> 01:02:20.440
love to do like more like a space Marine chapter.

01:02:20.519 --> 01:02:23.239
That's actually, I mean, you know, a bit more

01:02:23.239 --> 01:02:25.679
Islamic golden age or like, you know, around

01:02:25.679 --> 01:02:28.199
like different things you wouldn't see on. uh

01:02:28.199 --> 01:02:30.300
regular space reaching you know also i've i've

01:02:30.300 --> 01:02:34.039
been losing my mind since playing assassins creed

01:02:34.039 --> 01:02:36.139
revelations years ago about why is there not

01:02:36.139 --> 01:02:39.019
a space marine why is there not ottoman space

01:02:39.019 --> 01:02:42.699
marines why is there not ottawa i saw your community

01:02:42.699 --> 01:02:44.800
post about that the other day actually i'm yeah

01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:48.579
i'm so like gassed about doing more different

01:02:48.579 --> 01:02:50.360
conversions like i don't want to like that like

01:02:50.360 --> 01:02:53.260
greco -roman or like latin stuff i've you know

01:02:53.260 --> 01:02:56.860
it's been done I'd love to see Raj put Space

01:02:56.860 --> 01:02:59.480
Marines that because the discs they get to throw,

01:02:59.539 --> 01:03:03.800
but they're like power discs. I wasn't enjoying

01:03:03.800 --> 01:03:07.519
my I offer with like kit bashing stuff. I just

01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:10.780
kind of find a cheaper way to make things. So

01:03:10.780 --> 01:03:13.980
I currently have a Grey Knights army. I think

01:03:13.980 --> 01:03:16.539
army is like a few things in it because it's

01:03:16.539 --> 01:03:19.920
so expensive in points, but they're all like

01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:22.940
I made them all Dark Angel. So I have like I

01:03:22.940 --> 01:03:26.059
have the Sylvaneth. tree lords as my little baby

01:03:26.059 --> 01:03:28.639
carriers instead and i call it like caliban knights

01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:31.639
which is all fun and they're all like dark angels

01:03:31.639 --> 01:03:34.500
colors and they've got like celtic and tartan

01:03:34.500 --> 01:03:37.119
robes and stuff again i'm not going to show off

01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:39.300
all my things because it's that's too much and

01:03:39.300 --> 01:03:41.619
the last one is like I wasn't as happy with my

01:03:41.619 --> 01:03:44.280
World Eaters stuff because they ruined World

01:03:44.280 --> 01:03:47.619
Eaters recently. Not being negative, it's like

01:03:47.619 --> 01:03:50.199
a whole new army to play. Not being negative?

01:03:50.300 --> 01:03:54.860
He said negative. They made the army like all

01:03:54.860 --> 01:03:56.920
the models I don't have got good and all the

01:03:56.920 --> 01:03:58.940
models I do have have got very, very below average.

01:03:59.139 --> 01:04:01.920
So, you know, I'm not going to play them for

01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:03.340
a little while. But I thought of a way to make

01:04:03.340 --> 01:04:05.280
myself enjoy them again, which is I'm going to

01:04:05.280 --> 01:04:07.820
repaint them as like they're all Blood Angels

01:04:07.820 --> 01:04:12.369
Death Company. so death company world eaters

01:04:12.369 --> 01:04:15.329
so death eaters i guess it's just harry potter

01:04:15.329 --> 01:04:18.130
i don't know but yeah i you know i did have a

01:04:18.130 --> 01:04:20.369
good kit bash i've got uh i don't actually have

01:04:20.369 --> 01:04:24.210
the khan model so i bought yesterday i bought

01:04:24.210 --> 01:04:27.750
lamartes and he's gonna be my pseudo khan so

01:04:27.750 --> 01:04:31.110
i'm gonna i've got some bits on those guys too

01:04:31.110 --> 01:04:33.170
and i'm very excited just to paint that army

01:04:33.170 --> 01:04:36.369
up and maybe get more little you know blood angel

01:04:36.369 --> 01:04:38.960
trinkets on that All good stuff. Great question,

01:04:39.059 --> 01:04:43.139
though. And for the video watches later, we'll

01:04:43.139 --> 01:04:45.300
have those pictures up. Again, do join the Discord,

01:04:45.500 --> 01:04:46.980
particularly in the tabletop section, because

01:04:46.980 --> 01:04:49.460
I do check that out quite regularly. I do like

01:04:49.460 --> 01:04:52.000
seeing people's stuff in there. The Vermin Lord

01:04:52.000 --> 01:04:54.500
one is pretty good. Donkey Man USA, I'm seeing

01:04:54.500 --> 01:04:58.900
that conversion. That is pretty damn sexy. I'm

01:04:58.900 --> 01:05:03.380
liking that. Should I go to the next one? Yeah.

01:05:03.400 --> 01:05:09.300
Two more. Two more. Grail, Mike. hashtag uh scroll

01:05:09.300 --> 01:05:14.079
screw average i don't know who this is not sure

01:05:14.079 --> 01:05:17.440
if it's the most but it's certainly one of the

01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:19.820
most positive warhammer experiences it has to

01:05:19.820 --> 01:05:22.000
be watching mr i have no pancreas and must have

01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:24.340
a terrible opinions video on bretonia surprising

01:05:24.340 --> 01:05:27.380
start i know but listen i naturally watched that

01:05:27.380 --> 01:05:29.199
video and thought hey that doesn't seem very

01:05:29.199 --> 01:05:31.980
nice seems rather slanderous i love and respect

01:05:31.980 --> 01:05:34.769
horses i'm sure the brittany do too and that

01:05:34.769 --> 01:05:37.289
maybe I should check around to see what else

01:05:37.289 --> 01:05:38.969
he has to say. A lot of videos later, I found

01:05:38.969 --> 01:05:40.650
Lorecrimes, which streams on a Friday night,

01:05:40.750 --> 01:05:42.510
the day I can stay up because I never have anything

01:05:42.510 --> 01:05:45.309
Saturday nights. I enjoyed the streams. I got

01:05:45.309 --> 01:05:47.510
a shout -out every now and then. The community

01:05:47.510 --> 01:05:50.469
interactions were on a whole fun and a good way

01:05:50.469 --> 01:05:52.989
to pass time. Now I'm here, I've read a vast

01:05:52.989 --> 01:05:55.409
majority of Bretonnia's lore, and can confirm

01:05:55.409 --> 01:05:58.829
Cleonis' opinions on Bretonnia are vile slander.

01:05:59.340 --> 01:06:01.739
He should be sent to a certain island. I hope

01:06:01.739 --> 01:06:04.360
he always fights against Commander Magnus and

01:06:04.360 --> 01:06:07.300
made GW make the elves in AOS. Screw AOS. And

01:06:07.300 --> 01:06:09.360
fantasy discounting the goats being what else

01:06:09.360 --> 01:06:13.019
lore suck. His opinions overall suck, but to

01:06:13.019 --> 01:06:16.900
be positive, I'm happy where I'm at now. The

01:06:16.900 --> 01:06:19.539
Warhammer as a whole has been an enjoyable pastime

01:06:19.539 --> 01:06:21.900
before I go to church or study for school or

01:06:21.900 --> 01:06:24.539
debate how to fast. I could fall into a pool

01:06:24.539 --> 01:06:28.050
if I strapped my brothers. Oh. uh how fast i

01:06:28.050 --> 01:06:30.150
could fall into a pool if i strapped my brothers

01:06:30.150 --> 01:06:32.829
to my back normal things plus that warhammer

01:06:32.829 --> 01:06:34.969
i wouldn't be making funny little face snaps

01:06:34.969 --> 01:06:38.030
of lads as i write this seems more like a general

01:06:38.030 --> 01:06:40.630
experience than one per se but what are you gonna

01:06:40.630 --> 01:06:47.690
do manly tier um mandatory second Bretonnia reference.

01:06:47.969 --> 01:06:50.230
Wow. Thank you, Mike. I felt a little emotional

01:06:50.230 --> 01:06:51.769
there in the first half, and then you just started

01:06:51.769 --> 01:06:55.550
insulting Colin, and it was... That was a very,

01:06:55.550 --> 01:06:58.230
very touching message. Very much appreciated

01:06:58.230 --> 01:07:02.969
that. They definitely had the vibe of like, and

01:07:02.969 --> 01:07:06.969
another thing. And another thing. It's funny

01:07:06.969 --> 01:07:09.510
when someone says your entire being has incorrect

01:07:09.510 --> 01:07:14.260
opinions. I don't mean to be... I don't mean

01:07:14.260 --> 01:07:16.940
to be negative, but this last one is... This

01:07:16.940 --> 01:07:20.960
isn't positive. No. There is one last comment

01:07:20.960 --> 01:07:24.599
we did include just because someone... Someone...

01:07:24.599 --> 01:07:32.900
So I'm not going to complain. We got Straygan.

01:07:33.159 --> 01:07:36.400
I disagreed a lot with DelosV's video on the

01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:38.119
Tau and how they've changed for the worse, mainly

01:07:38.119 --> 01:07:39.920
because a lot of his points are very subjective

01:07:39.920 --> 01:07:42.059
to him and the topic of army construction is

01:07:42.059 --> 01:07:44.019
very much a preference of the player. GW does

01:07:44.019 --> 01:07:45.980
provide rules for running that combined arms

01:07:45.980 --> 01:07:47.880
army that he loves. It's called the Auxiliary

01:07:47.880 --> 01:07:50.159
Cadre. Also, the reason that a lot of Tau players

01:07:50.159 --> 01:07:51.639
like running Battlestar armies is because the

01:07:51.639 --> 01:07:54.239
Tau player base is made up of weebs. Of course,

01:07:54.260 --> 01:07:56.400
they're going to run the cool neck army they

01:07:56.400 --> 01:07:58.179
want. And yes, I did put in the pinned comment,

01:07:58.300 --> 01:08:00.019
there are rules to run it. That was not the whole

01:08:00.019 --> 01:08:02.239
point of the video. The video was also about

01:08:02.239 --> 01:08:04.519
how their lore sucks now and has been quite obliterated.

01:08:05.099 --> 01:08:08.880
So, you know. But not, but not, yeah. So, I don't

01:08:08.880 --> 01:08:10.980
know why I'm negative, but to be fair there.

01:08:11.480 --> 01:08:14.260
it's okay it's about tau so no one no one okay

01:08:14.260 --> 01:08:18.680
oh my gosh the irony of uh of of how playing

01:08:18.680 --> 01:08:21.000
as a dark angel talk when you're talking about

01:08:21.000 --> 01:08:23.880
the tau and the recent law i'm like a shudder

01:08:23.880 --> 01:08:26.420
whenever i remember war of secrets it causes

01:08:26.420 --> 01:08:33.180
me pain sad book for every faction involved again

01:08:33.180 --> 01:08:36.119
staying positive but whoever wrote that flesh

01:08:36.119 --> 01:08:39.260
terror novel that is the only Warhammer book

01:08:39.260 --> 01:08:44.680
rated below three stars on Audible because they

01:08:44.680 --> 01:08:48.920
always over inflate the reviews so it's that

01:08:48.920 --> 01:08:55.500
bad it's Chris Forrester I mean if you ever think

01:08:55.500 --> 01:08:59.340
a book is bad I I think that's my example of

01:08:59.340 --> 01:09:01.800
a bad book sorry bro to the guy who wrote it

01:09:01.800 --> 01:09:05.630
I just I don't understand what happened there

01:09:05.630 --> 01:09:08.590
like i don't know if you were attacked whilst

01:09:08.590 --> 01:09:11.649
you were writing that novel uh again we're staying

01:09:11.649 --> 01:09:13.729
positive hopefully the next one's better man

01:09:13.729 --> 01:09:17.850
hopefully i can't try and really not not to be

01:09:17.850 --> 01:09:24.529
negative you should read elemental council it's

01:09:24.529 --> 01:09:27.270
good it's the first good town novel in like five

01:09:27.270 --> 01:09:32.279
years yes I say that, though, guys. Oh, I guess

01:09:32.279 --> 01:09:33.859
riffing off that, what would you guys recommend

01:09:33.859 --> 01:09:38.600
for people who would, what books or thing would

01:09:38.600 --> 01:09:41.319
you recommend to look at next for the people,

01:09:41.439 --> 01:09:44.439
for people listening? I am once again here to

01:09:44.439 --> 01:09:48.600
tell you to read Godric and Felix. The Witch

01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:51.060
Hunter Omnibus is also pretty good, though, for

01:09:51.060 --> 01:09:53.239
some other fantasy stuff I've been reading. It's

01:09:53.239 --> 01:09:56.739
about Matthias Thuleman. who is the closest you

01:09:56.739 --> 01:09:58.939
will get to a witch hunter slash inquisitor with

01:09:58.939 --> 01:10:03.279
a functioning moral compass. Nice. He's even

01:10:03.279 --> 01:10:05.899
made the decision to not kill someone who came

01:10:05.899 --> 01:10:10.000
after him for vengeance. Oh, crazy. That's crazy.

01:10:10.399 --> 01:10:13.840
That usually doesn't happen. Usually that gets

01:10:13.840 --> 01:10:18.039
you the stake in either setting. Colin would

01:10:18.039 --> 01:10:21.359
also not recommend Horus Heresy. No, but I was

01:10:21.359 --> 01:10:25.869
being positive. Thankful books. Endless joy.

01:10:26.529 --> 01:10:33.529
Funny rat. Cane. Also real. Always a cane. Eli,

01:10:33.609 --> 01:10:35.930
what would you recommend to the people? I mean,

01:10:35.949 --> 01:10:38.170
as I said, Elemental Council. You should read

01:10:38.170 --> 01:10:42.010
it. It's good Tao lore. Or read old Tao. Read

01:10:42.010 --> 01:10:44.090
any Tao book that wasn't written by Phil Kelly.

01:10:44.270 --> 01:10:47.369
And maybe you like the Tao. Because they're good

01:10:47.369 --> 01:10:50.289
books. I like the Farsight books. I think they're

01:10:50.289 --> 01:10:53.909
alright. I haven't read the new one, but I'd...

01:10:54.239 --> 01:10:58.899
The opening trilogy ones I kind of enjoyed. It's

01:10:58.899 --> 01:11:02.539
fun to do stuff. That's all I'll say. I'll say

01:11:02.539 --> 01:11:05.140
that much. The first one of his first independent

01:11:05.140 --> 01:11:08.640
ones, I quite liked that one, actually. Bit funny

01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:11.819
about the Mechanicus literally having a conveyor

01:11:11.819 --> 01:11:14.279
belt and putting him in Tao systems to use him

01:11:14.279 --> 01:11:17.699
as fuel. That was pretty bizarre. Really funny.

01:11:18.079 --> 01:11:22.739
But I still enjoyed that one quite a lot. Yeah,

01:11:22.800 --> 01:11:25.119
that one was okay. Andy, what do you recommend?

01:11:26.180 --> 01:11:28.220
I've got two things I'd like to mention. One

01:11:28.220 --> 01:11:31.340
is read Lords of Silence. I don't know how Chris

01:11:31.340 --> 01:11:34.359
Raitt is able to both make good Death Guard and

01:11:34.359 --> 01:11:37.359
White Scars books simultaneously, even in the

01:11:37.359 --> 01:11:40.779
same book, like with Warhawk. But I also want

01:11:40.779 --> 01:11:43.800
to just mention I got this recently. The only

01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:46.979
book William King did outside of the Ragnar series

01:11:46.979 --> 01:11:51.560
and got Frick and Felix. An Eldar novel. with

01:11:51.560 --> 01:11:54.699
a rogue trader on the front called Janus Dark,

01:11:54.899 --> 01:11:57.399
not to be confused with Janus Drake, a different

01:11:57.399 --> 01:12:00.819
Janus. And I'm like, this is such a weird anomaly,

01:12:01.060 --> 01:12:03.199
and I'm going to read it soon, and it's going

01:12:03.199 --> 01:12:05.479
to be weird. And I'll let you know how it is.

01:12:05.539 --> 01:12:09.539
So I'm just like, what is this? A one -off that

01:12:09.539 --> 01:12:11.520
was supposed to be a series, which wasn't, and

01:12:11.520 --> 01:12:13.619
isn't a Ragnar Black main book or a Gottrick

01:12:13.619 --> 01:12:16.380
and Felix book? What is this? So I'll tell you

01:12:16.380 --> 01:12:18.800
how it is. It might be rubbish, but I'm not sure.

01:12:19.430 --> 01:12:21.689
Hopefully it'll be good. To read it to find out.

01:12:22.050 --> 01:12:24.270
Yeah, because no one else has. So I'm like, I'll

01:12:24.270 --> 01:12:28.289
do it. That'll be fun. Andy has almost read all

01:12:28.289 --> 01:12:32.810
of the Warhammer. It's crazy. God. I'm going

01:12:32.810 --> 01:12:36.270
to get to the Inquisitor Roth trilogy. Ever heard

01:12:36.270 --> 01:12:38.970
of that? No? Yeah, me neither. That's on the

01:12:38.970 --> 01:12:46.789
docket. You must read the part. You go first.

01:12:46.890 --> 01:12:50.579
I need to remember the funny man's name. There's

01:12:50.579 --> 01:12:52.739
also the guy who's like, oh, I'm an Inquisitor

01:12:52.739 --> 01:12:56.159
who wears a Harlequin jacket and I'm a cheeky

01:12:56.159 --> 01:12:59.479
chappy. There's lots of weird Inquisitor books

01:12:59.479 --> 01:13:01.779
which turn out to be trilogies. There's the one

01:13:01.779 --> 01:13:04.739
with Covenant with the Horusian trilogy stuff.

01:13:05.079 --> 01:13:09.060
The one with Inquisitor Roth is by one guy who

01:13:09.060 --> 01:13:10.800
wrote that trilogy and then never wrote anything

01:13:10.800 --> 01:13:13.300
ever again. And no one knows about the books.

01:13:13.359 --> 01:13:16.739
I'm like, I'm going on an adventure. I'm just

01:13:16.739 --> 01:13:18.479
like, I'm going to figure out what this is about

01:13:18.479 --> 01:13:21.939
and if it's good. That's where I'm at right now

01:13:21.939 --> 01:13:24.619
on my channel. The most obscure stuff I can find

01:13:24.619 --> 01:13:28.560
I'm just delving into. I mean, it's not the most

01:13:28.560 --> 01:13:31.260
beginner friendly, but I always like the Eisenhorn

01:13:31.260 --> 01:13:36.840
books just because they're pretty... It's the

01:13:36.840 --> 01:13:40.159
perfect tone of Warhammer stuff. Again, Dan Abnett

01:13:40.159 --> 01:13:43.460
kind of... doesn't really miss uh i wouldn't

01:13:43.460 --> 01:13:47.600
recommend for everybody uh necessarily all of

01:13:47.600 --> 01:13:49.340
the horrors heresy and seizure terror stuffs

01:13:49.340 --> 01:13:52.319
i'll happily do those videos for you on my channel

01:13:52.319 --> 01:13:55.579
just because there's a like with those particular

01:13:55.579 --> 01:14:00.180
with that particular 30k setting uh again like

01:14:00.180 --> 01:14:03.560
a lot of it could be trimmed out but the overall

01:14:03.560 --> 01:14:08.279
thing itself is amazing um If you, again, just

01:14:08.279 --> 01:14:11.159
do the opening trilogy, well, opening four books

01:14:11.159 --> 01:14:12.840
of The Horror's Heresy, I'd even say, and that's

01:14:12.840 --> 01:14:16.060
a pretty enjoyable read to listen to. Particularly,

01:14:16.159 --> 01:14:20.300
do finish the opening trilogy because if you

01:14:20.300 --> 01:14:23.960
read them as standalone, again, as a three, it's

01:14:23.960 --> 01:14:25.840
like watching only one movie in the Lord of the

01:14:25.840 --> 01:14:28.100
Rings trilogy. You kind of need to experience

01:14:28.100 --> 01:14:31.859
the whole thing. In terms of ones like just fun,

01:14:32.180 --> 01:14:34.819
I don't know if everyone has read, I think Andy

01:14:34.819 --> 01:14:37.000
might have, but like... The Mephiston books kind

01:14:37.000 --> 01:14:41.479
of ones always are like weirdly fun slash just

01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:44.399
kind of good world building stuff. Dante is a

01:14:44.399 --> 01:14:48.539
very good stat. If you're just reading one book

01:14:48.539 --> 01:14:51.840
ever, I'd recommend just reading the book Dante

01:14:51.840 --> 01:14:54.359
because it's a good standalone if you wanted

01:14:54.359 --> 01:14:58.939
it to be. I guess what's like the one I had the

01:14:58.939 --> 01:15:03.300
most amount of fun reading? I don't know. I'm

01:15:03.300 --> 01:15:05.939
not flexing, but I've read so many now. it's

01:15:05.939 --> 01:15:09.979
almost just like like which like who um i mean

01:15:09.979 --> 01:15:11.779
look at my i just look at my bloody channel for

01:15:11.779 --> 01:15:14.020
one second see which videos i've done you know

01:15:14.020 --> 01:15:16.479
like you forget what videos you who you've even

01:15:16.479 --> 01:15:19.840
like covered before uh i might stick with eisenhorn

01:15:19.840 --> 01:15:22.260
to be fair to yeah i think i might stick with

01:15:22.260 --> 01:15:24.680
eisenhorners or actually oh yeah knight lord

01:15:24.680 --> 01:15:29.500
trilogy is also very very fun um can i can i

01:15:29.500 --> 01:15:32.060
briefly mention lucas's book lucas the trickster

01:15:32.060 --> 01:15:35.140
ah that is a fun this is a fun book yep Which

01:15:35.140 --> 01:15:37.619
is like, you get some Drukhari, you get the most

01:15:37.619 --> 01:15:41.460
silly character in the Authority setting, and

01:15:41.460 --> 01:15:43.939
even the guys in charge, the Wolf Lords, are

01:15:43.939 --> 01:15:45.760
having fistfights so that they don't have him

01:15:45.760 --> 01:15:49.060
in their company. And it's a good romp. It's

01:15:49.060 --> 01:15:54.779
a fun story. It is a fun book. Lucas is awesome.

01:15:55.920 --> 01:15:59.840
Oh, and I'd recommend basically anything. I've

01:15:59.840 --> 01:16:03.100
read all the Gotrek Age of Sigmar books randomly.

01:16:03.279 --> 01:16:07.260
It's like my guilty pleasure thing. I won't do

01:16:07.260 --> 01:16:11.500
Age of Sigmar on my channel just because I'm

01:16:11.500 --> 01:16:15.079
too busy, unfortunately. But I enjoyed a good

01:16:15.079 --> 01:16:17.439
Gotrek, even though it doesn't have Felix in

01:16:17.439 --> 01:16:19.859
these ones. I just really like it because, again,

01:16:19.979 --> 01:16:22.279
I don't think it's not trying to be, again, a

01:16:22.279 --> 01:16:24.359
trendsetter. It's just an interesting thing of

01:16:24.359 --> 01:16:27.539
I know Gotrek's character and then it has...

01:16:27.899 --> 01:16:30.359
nice interlude like he's different without felix

01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:32.819
in these ones like it's not the same dynamic

01:16:32.819 --> 01:16:37.699
but uh i just enjoyed it again fun it's an interesting

01:16:37.699 --> 01:16:40.220
to see people who like in this in age of sigmo

01:16:40.220 --> 01:16:42.500
they're like who is this guy like who's he thinking

01:16:42.500 --> 01:16:46.140
and then they're like oh this guy oh he's him

01:16:46.140 --> 01:16:49.800
yeah like it's like oh like it's it's fun being

01:16:49.800 --> 01:16:51.760
in these stories where like there's just like

01:16:52.090 --> 01:16:54.369
they're casually talking to the demigod. And

01:16:54.369 --> 01:17:00.210
he's not pretending to be one. And again, there's

01:17:00.210 --> 01:17:04.369
quite a few of them now. This is a guilty pleasure

01:17:04.369 --> 01:17:07.470
for me. I desperately want him to meet Teclis

01:17:07.470 --> 01:17:11.710
again. Maybe. So Teclis can go back to dancing

01:17:11.710 --> 01:17:13.529
around his feet even though he's a full -blown

01:17:13.529 --> 01:17:17.850
god. It's the second guy. It's David Geimer.

01:17:17.989 --> 01:17:21.390
He was writing some of the... fantasy ones anyway

01:17:21.390 --> 01:17:24.609
so like is it a lot of it is i had some other

01:17:24.609 --> 01:17:28.149
authors have a go at uh gotrek as well but oh

01:17:28.149 --> 01:17:30.569
that's fine i just just want i just wanted to

01:17:30.569 --> 01:17:33.170
meet techless again come on yeah it's really

01:17:33.170 --> 01:17:37.989
fun for you guys who read the the age of sigma

01:17:37.989 --> 01:17:40.449
stuff have any of you read the hamilcar berry

01:17:40.449 --> 01:17:43.970
to book is that he's a he's a joy he's a joy

01:17:43.970 --> 01:17:46.770
and i liked his animation on warhammer tv but

01:17:46.770 --> 01:17:48.970
like he has a book right and i'm like has anyone

01:17:48.970 --> 01:17:53.500
read that I'd say it's fun. It's not quite like,

01:17:53.520 --> 01:17:56.220
you know, quite Kane or Gatchik and Felix, but

01:17:56.220 --> 01:18:01.260
it's... I don't know. He's like the Ant -Man

01:18:01.260 --> 01:18:08.340
of Age of Sigmar. I get a similar amount of enjoyment

01:18:08.340 --> 01:18:13.260
out of that. I went to look up the title and

01:18:13.260 --> 01:18:17.329
instead I found Hamilcar Publications. oh that

01:18:17.329 --> 01:18:20.550
is i don't even know what i'm looking at here

01:18:20.550 --> 01:18:23.829
uh we're gonna move on from that uh pardon me

01:18:23.829 --> 01:18:28.050
uh no he yeah he's got he's got the champion

01:18:28.050 --> 01:18:30.430
of the gods and then uh three short stories which

01:18:30.430 --> 01:18:33.710
i mean i they're like i don't know i said they're

01:18:33.710 --> 01:18:35.250
not quite up to it but they are honestly like

01:18:35.250 --> 01:18:37.770
in the same like vein as caiaphas came gotcha

01:18:37.770 --> 01:18:41.510
and felix uh it's fun once once like i'm sure

01:18:41.510 --> 01:18:47.689
more will be out uh although so yeah i mean the

01:18:47.689 --> 01:18:49.829
important thing with warhammer is like there's

01:18:49.829 --> 01:18:52.289
often times when like it does try and make you

01:18:52.289 --> 01:18:54.590
cry but other ones like it's like i enjoy the

01:18:54.590 --> 01:18:56.069
ones that don't take themselves too seriously

01:18:56.069 --> 01:18:59.189
like i uh i guess my last recommendation i've

01:18:59.189 --> 01:19:00.670
been waffling for this episode unfortunately

01:19:00.670 --> 01:19:05.949
boys but um it's the brutal cunning uh the ooftak

01:19:05.949 --> 01:19:10.149
who's the basically the main lead of this like

01:19:10.149 --> 01:19:12.949
weird it's almost a new like a trilogy now of

01:19:12.949 --> 01:19:16.390
like these orc books and it's just fun to see

01:19:16.390 --> 01:19:21.189
like an orc like an orc book where the uh him

01:19:21.189 --> 01:19:26.109
and his little um uh what the little goblins

01:19:26.109 --> 01:19:29.810
the gremlins um gretchen him and his little gretchen's

01:19:29.810 --> 01:19:34.270
who like have this weird like communist uprising

01:19:34.270 --> 01:19:36.789
going between them and then they have a squig

01:19:36.789 --> 01:19:40.550
called princess who uh attacks people at the

01:19:40.550 --> 01:19:45.550
right time who is proper good at hurting people

01:19:45.550 --> 01:19:49.149
and they've got rivalry with other you know big

01:19:49.149 --> 01:19:53.189
bosses and then they fight other orcs mechanicum

01:19:53.189 --> 01:19:56.970
so mechanicus uh dark elder there's a in the

01:19:56.970 --> 01:19:59.829
most recent book they accidentally invade comara

01:19:59.829 --> 01:20:03.630
and it's not going well for either side so i

01:20:03.630 --> 01:20:06.510
just i absolutely hilarious time in those books

01:20:07.230 --> 01:20:11.109
Go read Brutal Cunning. Absolutely hilarious

01:20:11.109 --> 01:20:16.609
time. Other than that though, has anyone got

01:20:16.609 --> 01:20:19.970
any last bits of positivity to share for the

01:20:19.970 --> 01:20:24.090
gang? I will say thank you guys a lot. Last one

01:20:24.090 --> 01:20:26.210
I'll say is thank you everyone who does watch

01:20:26.210 --> 01:20:29.640
all the time. Love you more criminals. It's been

01:20:29.640 --> 01:20:32.619
a very, very fun thing. Thank you to Andy, particularly

01:20:32.619 --> 01:20:35.199
as well, who got the crew together. Thank you

01:20:35.199 --> 01:20:40.180
for Eli, who always absolutely, whenever it's

01:20:40.180 --> 01:20:43.319
his turn to helm an episode, the man puts in

01:20:43.319 --> 01:20:47.420
God's work. Eli never does a job half -assed.

01:20:47.539 --> 01:20:49.699
He always puts in a massive amount of effort.

01:20:49.819 --> 01:20:54.840
With whole ass. The entire ass. The entire ass.

01:20:56.100 --> 01:20:58.979
Colin is just very naturally funny. You're a

01:20:58.979 --> 01:21:02.180
funny dude, man. And always just seems to bring

01:21:02.180 --> 01:21:06.760
a certain energy that I don't think I have left

01:21:06.760 --> 01:21:10.659
in me as an elderly bloke. Careful, you're still

01:21:10.659 --> 01:21:13.899
in your 20s. And Andy's obviously such a very,

01:21:13.939 --> 01:21:16.619
very nice dude. Andy's a very, very good egg.

01:21:16.920 --> 01:21:20.489
And we don't deserve him. Thank you, Andy. You're

01:21:20.489 --> 01:21:26.470
welcome. Big love there. To completely deconstruct

01:21:26.470 --> 01:21:31.350
that entire praise, I'd like to thank Hal for

01:21:31.350 --> 01:21:33.750
always bringing in the worst gameplay footage

01:21:33.750 --> 01:21:39.810
I've ever seen. I don't mind. But I enjoy that

01:21:39.810 --> 01:21:42.149
he puts the effort in, although I can't talk

01:21:42.149 --> 01:21:44.050
when it comes to Total War because I can't get

01:21:44.050 --> 01:21:53.949
through the tutorial. I told you, strategy games

01:21:53.949 --> 01:21:57.270
is all that's left for me in this world. As much

01:21:57.270 --> 01:22:01.789
as it may not be the best, it did bring me indescribable

01:22:01.789 --> 01:22:04.770
amounts of joy to see those four backwards failed

01:22:04.770 --> 01:22:10.640
dodges out of the game's Arab Terminator. And

01:22:10.640 --> 01:22:13.619
you know what? I've been playing Night Rain recently,

01:22:14.420 --> 01:22:16.659
so if any of that footage ever got out, it would

01:22:16.659 --> 01:22:21.699
be over. I was about to say, I've kind of gotten...

01:22:21.699 --> 01:22:25.239
I only play Space Marine 2 every two months at

01:22:25.239 --> 01:22:30.539
this rate for one day. For a long time. You might

01:22:30.539 --> 01:22:32.100
play it again, to be fair, once all these new

01:22:32.100 --> 01:22:34.279
updates finally all go through, and then it's

01:22:34.279 --> 01:22:38.119
worth having another crack. That being said,

01:22:38.199 --> 01:22:39.859
though, thank you guys so much for listening,

01:22:40.000 --> 01:22:42.460
for watching, for all the comments submitted,

01:22:42.800 --> 01:22:45.760
everything as well, all the donations. We do

01:22:45.760 --> 01:22:48.779
have one last donation. Yes. This one's from

01:22:48.779 --> 01:22:53.300
Imagine Wagons. Very clever. It's a pun. Nights

01:22:53.300 --> 01:22:56.600
are the best, aside from maybe nids. but I've

01:22:56.600 --> 01:22:59.520
kitbashed a paladin with big sword, and I'm currently

01:22:59.520 --> 01:23:05.159
painting the armagers. From this message, I'm

01:23:05.159 --> 01:23:07.600
going to assume you are a big fan of Pacific

01:23:07.600 --> 01:23:12.659
Rim. And you know what? Hell yeah. That's respectable.

01:23:13.680 --> 01:23:15.800
I have a funny joke I thought the other time.

01:23:15.859 --> 01:23:18.300
If I don't wrap up the episode, I wonder how

01:23:18.300 --> 01:23:22.739
long we'd keep going. Probably a while. I always

01:23:22.739 --> 01:23:24.779
wondered, would any of you guys actually be like,

01:23:25.340 --> 01:23:28.520
Alright, end of the episode there. Or would we

01:23:28.520 --> 01:23:30.739
just actually just keep going for another half

01:23:30.739 --> 01:23:33.560
an hour? Just like, after like four hours, they

01:23:33.560 --> 01:23:35.880
just go, done! And then I just end it straight

01:23:35.880 --> 01:23:38.460
away. The six -hour Lore Crimes podcast is never

01:23:38.460 --> 01:23:42.659
more than one hal -abstance away. They're just

01:23:42.659 --> 01:23:45.720
like, why is he not wrapping it up? Just typing

01:23:45.720 --> 01:23:48.960
it. Again, thank you everyone. Again, we have

01:23:48.960 --> 01:23:52.210
merch stuff. We have Goin' Bob. non -official

01:23:52.210 --> 01:23:55.789
Games Workshop stuff. We have Discord, like,

01:23:55.930 --> 01:23:57.310
subscribe, all that good stuff. Thank you guys

01:23:57.310 --> 01:23:59.630
so much for listening, for watching. Love you

01:23:59.630 --> 01:24:02.310
all. Be positive. You know, Warhammer is very

01:24:02.310 --> 01:24:04.390
fun. It's a good thing, an amazing thing. And

01:24:04.390 --> 01:24:08.930
thank you for giving us all weirdly new jobs.

01:24:09.689 --> 01:24:13.090
What a weird turn of events. And we'll catch

01:24:13.090 --> 01:24:15.289
you guys all in the next one then. Peace. Bye.

01:24:15.390 --> 01:24:16.430
Love you. Bye.