Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
What is going on with Eli's forehead? My word.
What's happening? Forehead cam. That's what people
want. What an opening. I mean, at first I was
like, is that his thumb? I was like, no, it's
his head. What's going on? Anyway, it's Law of
Crimes, everyone. Hello. Hope you've been well.
The hate doesn't usually flow from Andy. I'm
just now noticing that Eli's hairline is holding
on for dear life. They haven't retreated any
further for the last six years, so I'm confident
that they're going to hold the line. Hold the
line, man! Also, folks, unfortunately, Hal is
looking after dogs. Genuinely. So he has to look
after some puppies. So he's not here today. But
we do have a special guest. It's Red. Hello,
Red. Master of Night Lords. The number one fan
of the Night Lords omnibus. The Bible, as he
calls it. More like Midlords. I will skin you.
Had to get at least one of those out. I am Redimus,
local innocent man. Oh, yeah. Very good. Welcome.
Anyway, as I always say, there are only two types
of people. There are Night Lords fans and people
who haven't read the Omnibus. And to be fair,
the Omnibus is basically, I think it's fair to
say, the most uncontestedly well -received novel
series there is. I mean, people go on about like,
even though people like Caiaphas Kane is good,
even though people like Eisenhower and stuff,
they're quite big. like especially carver skin
there's a lot of books but like the night lord's
omnibus you go like hey do you want to know like
a good series you you read that it's like required
reading also who's read the night lord's omnibus
i have anyone else anyone someday so it's fantastic
to be here again as always someday don't worry
because the loser gets thrown into the playing
pits splendid all right so Is that a thing? Is
that actually a thing? What? The flying pits?
Yeah. No joke. It's a thing that Nightlords comment
on throughout the entire heresy is that they
just have skinning pits that they throw people
into and then all the Nightlords are in there
having a good time. I thought you meant in real
life. Is that a thing? I don't think so. We got
a whole pot of war crimes right now. Dude, I've
been waiting for him more than anyone else. Oh,
no. Today on War Crimes, we're teaching about
war crimes. Anyway. Well, with that all said,
you are the quiz master this episode, so you're
going to be putting us through our paces on Nightlord's
lore. I will go first. I know a fair bit about...
the law i've gone through the trilogy of books
i've read some short stories i've even read the
new short story about dalkian rosark who's a
brand new character oh okay you've read one um
and he kind of cool and then it gets the end
of book and you're like oh it ends on that note
oh that's a shame i was kind of enjoying this
and now it's over um so eli other than that book
any other knight lords knowledge that you know
about i read the conrad curse primark book like
six years ago And I read some of the Dark Angel's
Horus Heresy books that have the Night Lords
in them. I've read random short stories with
them. But yeah, that's it. It's been a long time
since I've read a proper Night Lords novel. And
someday I'll read The Omnibus. We will need to
fix that. Yes, certainly. What about you, Colin?
What's your knowledge on the Night Lords like?
I mean, I know, you know, the general stuff.
They definitely like skidding people. Say a Night
Lord character right now. Nalos. What? Did you
say Talos or Nalos? I said Talos. It came out
as Nalos. Points are being deducted from that.
Well, look. Deduct more points because the only
reason I remember him is because Talos. Eli,
the first message you've ever sent to me is pregnant
Goku. Every quiz must have him. No idea. Colin
brings up pregnant Teclis all the time. I don't
like this. What do you mean? Oh, there's artwork
now. It's real. There's two pieces of artwork
now. No, there's like three. Well, I'll send
you them after the stream. I'd rather you didn't.
Well, I won't then. don't check our discord because
they're fiends uh right with that all said and
done it should get into question number one then
please yes i have many a question okay so first
question what book is the night lord's legion
based off of yeah this is already a fat l uh
what book oh okay Like a real book from the real
world. Yes, it is. I'll give you a hint. It is
a popular English novel. It's not Blood Meridian.
No. It was made in the 1800s, I think. Or 1900.
I don't know. I don't know what year the book
was made, but I know the Night Lords are based
off it. That's all that matters. 1800s English
book. This is a good start for me. You're saying,
oh, Colin's like, oh, Andy's going to win this
one. That's right. I don't know. It has themes
of imperialism. Hmm. Brett, I'm going to need
you to, apparently, we're not friends. What the
hell? Discord system, for me, my message cannot
be delivered. Aww. I didn't know that. We got
Hal in the chat. Little Hal. Oh, Hal's in the
chat. What are you doing, Hal? You should be
looking after dogs. It's about a Belgian. I have
a theory that Hal had nothing important. He didn't
want to be flayed. He passed your ruse. I was
worried he'd lose this quiz so he didn't show
up. Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Good answer. What's
it called? It's on top of my brain. What's it
called? Uh, I can't remember. I don't know. Alright,
is that all? We can't look at the chat, that's
cheating. Yeah, I think so. Don't worry. Okay.
So, off the first question, Andy, you answered
the book that the Nightlord's Legion is based
off of is To Kill a Mockingbird. Crazy. Coincidentally,
Colin also said that. Oh, wow. That sure is crazy.
And then Conrad Kerr said the N -word. Oh, no.
And finally, Eli said a poem about killing children
and dying to other space marines. I'm going to
track you down for that one. No, you're all wrong.
You all win nothing. It was The Heart of Darkness.
then the next question none of the rest of you
aren't going to get because it's also about a
heart of darkness all right hang on hang on i
might be cook all right where does the name what
is where does the name conrad kurz get its inspiration
from i burnt the chicken I don't know this. There
we go. I thought there were going to be questions
in -universe. This is my Achilles heel. I don't
know anything outside of Warhammer lore. This
is all I do. You said Nightlord's trivia, Andy,
and I gave you Nightlord's trivia. I thought
he was going to be like, right, what's... What's
this guy's weapon called? Oh, I can do that.
Real life stuff. Oh, no. All right. Bad stuff.
First off, let's go with Andy because his answer
was Ronald McDonald. Nice. Next. Hold on. I want
to see if anyone in the chat actually got it.
That doesn't count. The chat is smarter than
us. uh colin goes bounce on a deo or dio where
the hell that means don't worry and we can move
on then you like posted just the gif of the family
guy chicken dancing four from fortnight oh dear
fortnight character family guy chicken No, it
comes from two sources from The Heart of Darkness.
One is the author, whose name was Joseph Conrad,
and the other was the titular character within
the novel, whose name was Kurtz. That was turned
into Conrad Kurz. That is actually very neat,
having never read the book, man. All right, we're
coming out strong with a good three -way title.
We're getting the... Look, man, I haven't been
in school in like... A couple years at least.
I thought Andy would at least get something of
this. He looks like a college professor. I have
no plans for if everyone loses, honestly. Well,
if one of us at least gets one point, surely
someone will win. We'll see. Alright, here's
an easy one. What is the name of the Night Haunter's
Honor Guard? Ah, okay. I know this. I hope I've
spelt it correctly, but I might not have. I will
not be deducting points. I know you're from Europe.
Thank you. How you doing, Colin? You all right
there? You made a noise. I'm happy to be here.
I'm happy Red's here. This sure is a quiz. Fantastic.
I'm only here to perform mental anguish. Anyway.
Look, you will notice the factions I know nothing
about and care to read nothing about are the
ones I usually make fun of. We do have some questions
about the Eldar. All right. We're going to be
coming in strong. Second win for Colin. Let's
go. First off, let's start off with Colin's answer
for what is the name of the Night Hunter's honor
guard? The Night Guard. Fantastic. Good guess.
Eli comes in with Red Talons. Sounds like something,
but I have no idea. Red Talons are Ironhands.
They are an Ironhands successor. I'm surprised
you know about them at all then, Eli. They are
in a book, after all. Oh, they are, aren't they?
Yeah, they are. They're based off of the only
other Ironhands character that isn't Meduson.
Shadrach's Meduson. Or Ferris. Anyway, Andy answers
the Atrimentar, which is correct. Crazy. I got
a point. Someone had the bone charms for a point.
Dude. I love Warhammer names. It's either something
completely fake Latin, or it's the most obvious
thing that you would never guess, because why
would it be that simple? There's no in -between.
Nope. Alright, for our next question, who is
the worst Nightlord? Who is the worst Nightlord?
Who is the absolute fucking worst? This sounds
very subjective. I like it. Let's see. Who's
the worst Night Lord? Yeah, I only know two of
them, so this one is definitely going to get
me shot. All right, I'm sorry, but I'm going
to do a Jordan piece and say, what do you mean,
worst? What does he mean by Night Lord? What
does that mean? What constitutes worst? I'm trying
to fish out a firearm for Colin's answer. There
it is. I know that's not it, but I only know
two of their names. Are we talking about most
cowardly, ineffectual, or not very night lordy?
He is regarded by other night lords as the goddamn
worst. Oh, I know who you mean. Okay. I know
his second name was his name. You know what's
going to piss me off? I'm going to vaguely remember
from a lore summary I read online the guy's name
almost immediately, but he isn't Savitar or Talos,
therefore he does not exist. Alright, all answers
submitted. Does anyone want a revision? No, I'm
going to be wrong with my chest. I may be an
idiot, but I'm a kind of idiot. That's right.
Be wrong, but be proud about it. The answer is
red. I will remember that Imperial St. Carstein.
Woof. My word. You've made an enemy now. Quite
indeed. Eli comments, Conrad Kurz, no. I mean,
he is the worst, but he's not the worst Nightlord.
Colin, for a sum total of his own life online,
commented, Unbelievable. Fantastic. Can't wait
to be visiting you, Colin. See you soon, buddy.
I'll be keeping an eye on my closet. And Andy
comments, I never remember how to say this guy's
name, Karon Ophian, which I'm not going to say
no. He is probably looking for a gentleman was
Mr. Grendor Skryvok. Oh, okay. The man with the
most evil sounding name. The guy who gets possessed
by a demon sword. Yeah. Go ahead, go ahead. Yeah,
and then he was tortured for 666 years within
the war. Naturally. Howl is saying slurs in the
chat. Let it be known. Dude, is he being classless
again? The only thing is, I put Charon because
he's known as the coward in the Legion because
he fights honorably, so it's an ironic name,
and he's all like, oh, I'm kind of not Nightlord
-y because I tried, I like a decent guy, and
that's why I thought you meant, oh, the worst
Nightlord, the one that they take the piss out
of mercilessly. He's like, oh, okay. No, we...
Oh, well. Should we read a couple of donos before
we... Yes, let's do that. So first up, we've
got Dent and Tanaka for two. Stream late due
to red skinning moots alive. Oh no. Dude, that's
Careless Rex Reborn right there. I think that's
still the funniest little shitty meme I've ever
made. Donkey Man USA, thank you for the $2. Stream
on time because Hal isn't cooning. So true. First
time we were on time. Hal is why we're late.
Yep. Yes. I'm up for that. Classic Bay has been
a member for 12 months. Thank you very much.
Straight up row rowing it and buy it the power.
Okay. Login reference. Did not expect to see
that in the chat, but I'm happy for it. Never
seen gear and login. Dude, it's big. Colin, it's
your favorite foot passing. Vanda's mighty schlong
of schlinkus. Oh my god. Yeah, it's a name. Five
whole dollars. Five buckaroos. Finally a quiz
for my favorite overhyped Warhammer books. I
play Nightlords, by the way. How dare you? Good
for you. I feel like they are reasonably hyped.
I have an observation about every Warhammer character
ever. You know how people, mostly Star Wars fans,
you see some random different colored alien in
the background of a shot and they go, Gloop Shido,
there he is! There is no main characters in Warhammer.
Every Warhammer character is a Gloop Shido. It's
just based on who you're talking to. Pretty real.
Yo, it's Red. Howdy from the Craft Worlds. I
will find you. oh no uh donkey man again there's
more than one way to skin an infant dude that's
true direct quote real real quote there is sometimes
you can grab him by the nape of the neck and
just pull okay all right oh my god you should
read you should read skaven books red they they're
like night lords but even less comedy or fancy
Bean, thank you for the $5. I can't wait to join
the Adeptus Astartes. My brother in Christ, you
are in the Eighth Legion. You will die as you
lived, trying to run away. So real for that,
Bean. Thank you. Go, Nightlord Death. That's
my favorite line from... uh the omnibus is because
zarl is about the or there's a champion from
i believe the howling griffins kicking the hell
out of first claw and then zarl shows up after
going on a rampage then the champion gives some
long -winded um like talk about helmet that Zorl
threw at his feet saying, I knew this warrior.
He died with honor. And Zorl's confused and motions
to all of his fucking face -down brethren and
goes, and I know these warriors and they will
die as they live. They're running away. And then
he proceeds to kick the hell out of that champion.
It was the Genesis chapter. No! It's over. The
best chapter. sovereign for 27 sec colon great
beard death not compensation for hair loss wow
all right i can't help my hairline just moved
down all right i can't do anything about that
at least it didn't move back all right well i
think it's kind of doing a two front assault
Resources are spread thin, gentlemen. We are
fighting the winter war right now. Donkey Man
USA, thank you for the $5. The unhinged Hal supercut
is now 32 minutes long. Unbelievable. How much
time have you spent making that? My machine spirit
is begging for the release of death. Yeah, I'm
sure it is. I would be too. Please include every
single slur Hala's mentioned in that supercut.
Bunny cop. Thank you for the $2. Stop eating
my sesame seed cake. Sesame seed cake? I've never
heard of that. You can make cake out of sesame
seeds? Apparently. Interesting. Ooh, we've got
two here from the same person. Do you want to
read this one, Colin? Frozen Colin. Oh, is Colin
dead? Colin's dead. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no.
Someone pulled his life support finally. He's
really in the blue screen. That probably is what
happened. Oh, no. Well, I'll read this one then.
ZJ Johnson. Have you ever heard of Nightlord
Jerma? Jerma? Night Lord Germa will put his victims
in a meat grinder until only their finger bone
is left. I don't see sentimental. Oh, one for
you, Red. Angry homunculus. Red, how is your
cat Talos? He's an asshole. He's currently sleeping
on my chair. Little bastard. Doesn't even pay
rent. Let's put that there for now. And set.
I have to get this right or my ex will kill me.
What do you mean by this? Is that a joke about
how, like... For the quiz. Yeah, but is that
feeding into the whole thing of, like, oh, girls
who are into... Oh, Night Lords are crazy. 40K
Night Lords are crazy. Well, Colin has gone blank
screen. Colin, can you hear us? Gentlemen? Colin,
yeah, I can hear you at times. I have formed
the most jank solution. What are you up to? Well,
you see my internet is being worked on, apparently.
It is now down. Oh, fantastic. So how are you
here? Not to worry. My phone. Wow. Okay. Well,
it works, I suppose. Only the most jank solutions.
It's a little rough, but we're going to make
it work. Very good. Well, let it never be said.
that we are not a professional podcast that's
always on time, always runs perfectly, and never
has technical issues ever. That's right. And
it's never happened. Well, at least Colin's back.
Also, we've got one here from Sovereign. Colin,
tell Red the necklace bussy law. He needs it.
No, I was there when it started. I don't need
to be reminded. Would. Would. Will, even. Set
says, she loves Nightlords, that's why I must
win. I thought you were doing a reference to
how all ladies who are into Nightlords characters
are kind of psychotic. That's the meme, isn't
it? They're always a bit crazy. I'm going to
go back through to see all of his answers and
see which ones were wrong. That's the secret.
It's all of them. Every single one of them. We've
got more. Do you think Conrad said the N -word
during one of his schizo meltdowns in front of
folks? Wow. Absolutely. Full Adam Driver scene
type of thing. Do you want this one, Eli, from
Bunny Cop? Thank you very much for the $5. Sorry,
sitting down now. Have none of you seen Congo,
the Tim Curry movie with murderous gorillas?
That's what my sesame seed joke reffed. I'm getting
a call on my phone. I need to turn this off.
I've never seen it myself. Also, nuts. Bed looked
good, Colin. Thumbs up. But no more. It did.
It did. And it still does, even though you can't
see it. Wow, what a shame. Do you still have
the chairs? I'd like to move on. Question the
fifth. Amazing. Brilliant. Fantastic. All right.
Next question? All right. Just because I feel
particularly... Name the members of First Claw.
All of them? All of them. Oh, okay. How many
can I remember? For reference, fellas, I will
send these into the StreamYard's comments. Andy
and Eli, please don't look. Okay. Do you not
have Discord on your phone? I do, but in order
to open this, I had to go to Discord. Because
it's an iPhone, it doesn't open up a tab. It's
just in a sub -Discord. I would have to hit close
to send you the message directly. What an inferior
phone company. These are the only ones I can
remember, I'm afraid. Severus Pepe and Eli Collin
in Hell. No, we were not in First Claw. I don't
know. I'm trying to think how long it's been
since I read the trilogy. It's been a few years.
I think I read it like three months ago. Do you
read it every few years, or is there a specific
amount of time where you're like, I'm going to
get the book out again, or is it just when you
feel like it? Times. For the full effect. Every
Christmas I watch Die Hard, because it's a Christmas
movie. It's good fun. It's not Christmas until
Hans Gruber falls off of Nakatomi Tower. That's
when Christmas begins. Now is Nightmare Before
Christmas a Christmas movie or is it a Halloween
movie? It's a Christmas movie. It is Nightmare
Before Christmas. It's both. It's both. But what
day does it take place? Irrelevant. It's both.
Does it take place on Halloween or does it take
place on Christmas? If you say it has to be one
or the other, you're wrong. Anyway. Enlightened
Centralist. Enlightened Centralist. Fantastic.
Well, starting off, Eli's answer was Talos, the
one that starts with an X, and JD Vance. With
a nice old JD Vance. You got one right, and you
got... I'd say a half point, because technically
one does start with an X. I'll take it. Andy
comments, Talos, Valkorion, great for remembering
his last name, Zarl, Malkarion, and that fellow
from the Red Corsairs. You missed a few, and
Malkarion was just a dreadnought. He wasn't really
a member of First Claw. Yeah, he was about, though.
He was just like, I'll help. I'll give you a
hand. Oh, look at me. I'm massive. He was 10th
Company, wasn't he? He was the captain of 10th
Company. before the Exalted. I gave it a good
effort. You got closer than anyone else because
Colin's answer was, bro, I'm going to impregnate
your cat if you keep these questions up. I guess
that means zero for Colin. Somebody make that
edit. You have already lost your internet, Colin.
I shall make you lose more. You know what? I'm
going to play like a night lord to win. So with
that in mind then, so how many points did I and
Eli get from that question? Well, you got three,
because you got three of them, and I'll give
you a half point for Malkarian, because technically,
yeah, he did assist the first squad, but he also
assisted the entirety of the tent. He said Talos
as well, didn't he? Yeah, so it's one and a half.
Yeah, he gets one and a half, and you get one,
two... Three and a half. We'll say three and
a half. Okay, three and a half. And Colin gets...
I don't know. What's the easiest way to take
away insulin? Can you register that as a point?
I can book a plate. It's discriminatory. You
knew that it was going to be Nightlord's trivia
and I am the most underhanded bastard. I have
never studied for one quiz yet. We are wrong.
Studying is cheating. Studying is cheating. How
many quizzes have you won, Colin? We see the
podium. It's got little studs on it. Mine's a
gold because it's five. The podium will tell
you. The service studs of the podium. Yeah. The
only quizzes that Colin and I would ever win
are the ones that we host. Yes. Yeah. So I have
a chance of winning for once. So when we're lucky,
I host one and then Colin wins it. And then Colin
hosts one and I win it. And then we lose every
other one that Andy and Hal make. That's why
I need to do an L -Doc. So the only time Colin
ever wins is when he has the answer sheet. Well,
here's the thing. Do you want to know what the
first quiz you won? It was on Korn, which was
interesting. Korn? Like the band? Bro. Yes. That
was the third. Oh my gosh. You offend me twice.
Korn is boom. That's Korn. We can move on. We
don't need to be testing my knowledge. I'm not
testing. I'm not really testing. I'm trying to
find the depths of its failure. You're going
to be plumbing for a while. We are digging, fellas.
So... Here is... Malkarian Sarcophagus depicted
him slaying three champions. What legions did
these champions belong to? Oh, okay. What was
the third one? Let's have a think. I've attempted
an actual answer. It may not be right, but I
did try. I did not attempt. I think that makes
sense. I just guessed. Might as well go for the
funnies. All right, the ballots are in, fellas.
Starting off, Eli goes pee, poo, and cum. All
right. Fantastic. Colin coming in with Ultra
Marines, Dark Angels, and Blood Angels. And finally,
Andy comes with White Scars, Blood Angels, and
Imperial Fists. Well, Andy got all three right.
Yay! You got one right, Colin, and Eli, take
away his points. Crazy. What was the thing? Go
for it, Colin. It was a reasonable guess. Here's
the thing. I knew it was definitely a Blood Angel
and a White Scar, and then I thought, well, it
must be because it was the Siege of Terra, and
who were the three legions on Terra? White Scars,
Blood Angels, Imperial Fists. Done. I want a
bit more Unremembered Empire than that, unfortunately.
Ah, fair enough. Fair enough. Although I guess
that was really just Kurz running around. Kurz
wasn't actually on the Siege of Terra. No. Nope.
But he was during Imperium Secundus, just causing
havoc while his men were locked up. Being difficult.
Skitzooing out in the meat locker, as one does.
God forbid a man have hobbies. God forbid a man
have hobbies. Creating a flesh statue of his
own father. They don't get it. They don't get
it. That's just your average midlife crisis,
honestly. They'll never know. And this time,
here's one. What did Nurgle offer Talos? Oh,
okay. I don't want to say my thinking because
it might be in a future question. I have no idea.
That's my best shot. Doesn't make any sense,
but it's all I can offer. Irish wristwatch just
saying thick goths. Wow. That's one hell of a
prize. That would be hard to turn down, honestly.
They would be like Nurgle goths. They'd be like,
when did you last have a shower, missy? I'm not
a fan. We call that flavoring. Jesus Christ.
Oh, God. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that sentence
either. I wouldn't worry about it. And the thing
is, I know who you're trying to emulate from
the Discord server, and I will not give any more.
You think I'm trying to emulate? Well, there
is a particular member of our Discord who mentioned
something a while ago about the flavoring of
feet or something it was, and I was like, it's
coded like that, and I'm not going to say any
more for the betterment of everyone. What is
this logo? Hmm. By the way, we have a Discord,
everyone. Check out our Discord. Stuff happens
there and it's always cursed. Being close to
a thousand people. Sounds questionable at best.
And there are people hanging out in the voice
chat. Yeah. And it seems like we have all of
our answers, finally. Starting off with Colin.
He answered joy, Papa Nurgle, to the question
that was, what did Nurgle offer Talos? Colin
answers joy. All right. Andy answers. What was
that? You know, it was an attempt. I didn't say
you were wrong. Now, did I? I guess that's true.
Andy. okay andy's answer was gene seed three
question marks couldn't think of anything sorry
and finally eli goes super awesome badass tao
wake me up wake me up inside can't wake up 360
no scope imperial commander on taros and mgl
moments start to play Eli, I've got a great idea
for a video. You've just given me inspiration.
Put up a video of just like an hour of you of
all your tower minis. And just do that for an
hour, please. I'd want a straight jacket, preferably.
Anyway, you are all wrong. It was a trick question.
Nurgle had nothing to offer Talos. Crazy. Oh,
crazy. I knew he was an apothecary, so I was
like... No. A way to get the Legion going back?
During the book The Soul Hunter, when Talos gets...
I don't know how to describe it. Drugged by Abaddon
by being shot in the chest. He was confronted
by four aspects of the Chaos Gods and... ...had
nothing. Hmm. Sorry, kid. I got nothing. Go ask
Kwon. Maybe Kwon can give you something. I got
nothing. That is precisely how it went down,
honestly. He was like, I got nothing that I can
offer you. Sorry, kid. Go ask Lanesh. Maybe he'll
give you a toy. I don't know. I got nothing.
That's how Nurgle speaks, by the way. Honestly,
not just Italian, but New Yorkers. They are filthy
people. That's not the Italian part. That's just
the New Yorker part. Before anyone takes that
out of context. New York is a wasteland. It is
ground zero. Rome and New York have many things
in common. Italians are going to kill me for
saying that. They're not allowed to travel through
the United States anyway. So no points. That's
a shame. None at all. We're not doing good at
that. Well, what about number eight? Number eight.
All right. Let me look through. I did not number
these by difficulty, by the way. Okay. That's
why it's kind of all over the place. That's fine.
I didn't know what was difficult for y 'all,
but thanks for setting the bar low. I'll know
for next time. What is their paint scheme? That'll
be easy. Purple. Purple. Here's one. Who was
Conrad's appointed successor after his death?
I think I know this. Is it? She Conrad on my
curves till the night rains. I'm trying to find
something. What are you looking for, Eli? Funny
thing. Funny thing. Funny. But I can't. Oh, here
we are. I found it. All right. Honestly, this
is actually just punishment for getting most
of the Necron questions you guys did wrong. Is
that your answer, Eli? Yes. Yes, sir. All right.
Eli, when he's reading it out, can you send it
to me as well so I can put it in the edit, please?
Yes. All right. Answers are in. Let's start with
Colin again. Beezy commented, Savitar. Oh, he's
wrong. Surely Savitar will be the answer to one
of these questions. Oh, how little you know.
I guess it would have been. Eli did not send
me an answer. He sent me that meme of the 4chan
post about someone misgendering their Night Lords
as Space Wolves. That face went playing a game
this day and some random 40k player came by and
told me my Space Wolves look good. I played Night
Lords. There's no greater insult than misgendering
someone's Legion. Awesome Space Wolves, dude.
It's apparently Dolph Lundgren with a space...
Oh. I was wondering who it was. And a wolf. I
think I appreciate that. They're not Tom Platt.
That's Dolph Lundgren. I don't know who that
is. He's a famous wrestler. He's also like a
scientist. I don't even know who Dolph Lundgren
is. Oh, I know. Yeah, I know. He's freaking...
The guy does the splits a lot. Oh, that's...
No, that's Van Damme. It's Vince Van Damme. Oh,
Dolph... Dolph Lundgren's in the boxing film.
This is definitely Tom Platz. Yeah, he's in Rocky
IV? I found the exact picture. I found the exact
picture of Tom Platz. I'm not a fool. Oh, okay.
Okay, well, it looks like Dolph Lundgren. I was
thinking it doesn't. That's why I was confused.
And I was like, my brain tried to cope. Oh, well,
so well done, Eli. I'll put that all in the edit.
As our mass dementia unfurled in real time. I
feel like I'm getting dementia. Yes, the brain
worms. The brain worms. Dementia, I barely know
her. Oh yeah, Andy's answer. The correct one
was Zoe Sahal. Yay! Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. It's
not a rough character. Nice try, though. He has
one piece of artwork, I'll have you know, and
it's him in armor, flying. He's the successor
to Conrad Kurz? Yes. And it's side -on. From
random? Before Conrad was gonna die, he was like,
alright, you're gonna take care of the Legion
after my death, good luck. He was his equerry.
Okay, sure, sure, whatever. I've actually probably
read that part because I read the Nightmoor's
book. He's in a few books, but very barely. Oh,
so. He shows up randomly to get the exposition.
Doesn't he also fight when it's Lion versus Curse
and they're having the 3v3 and it's the Lion
and what's his name? Corswane. And then it's
Savitar, Zoe and Conrad? Yes. I think. Yes. See?
I remembered because that's my job. Ah, the Remembrancer,
that's why. See? It's in the name. I don't get
it. Here's a bonus question I really wanted to
ask. This has no bearing on anything, but what
is the main component to Nightlords losing all
the time? If I get this right, can I win the
whole quiz? No. You could win... The prizes are
between a crisp high five or ten days in the
skinning room. Colin, what have you done? Alright,
the answers are in. Put down your pens, folks.
Colin's answer was Balthazar Gelt. He has returned.
I am supreme. There does exist the timeline where
Gelt did Geltmax all over the 8th Legion, so
I... Let's say you're wrong. Also, Red, just
fair warning, we do have a sub... part in our
discord that's called gelt maxing and it's just
to post gelt memes so it's a good time it's perhaps
i should join a bit of fun see the glory it's
always my guilt max you can have a look it's
very good uh eli says they're all cowards and
goobers who are only good at killing people weaker
than them and goon to pain and fear you're not
making a good case for you eli it's it's true
though it's true though There's only like three
good Night Lords. The rest of them are a bunch
of goofballs. Much unlike the Emperor's children.
Wrong. Emperor's children can at least kill people
good. Almost every single Night Lord melee combatant
mops the floor with anyone else. Who beat goddamn
Sigismund? Who beat Sigismund? No one. Always
one. He always wins. Yeah, the three Night Lords
main characters are really cool. The rest of
them are freaking lame, though. I will hurt you.
The closest answer from Andy, yet again, is plot
armor. The answer was writers using them as fodder.
Wow. Can I have Pahama? I'm not going to take
slander from someone who hasn't read any of the
books, all right? I've read a few of them. I've
read the wiki excerpts. Yeah, sure. I see what
you are. I've read many Horus Heresy books with
them in them. I've only read, okay? You're just
mad at all of them. Well, to be fair, after the
Horus Heresy, you've got the trilogy. You've
got the new short with Dasak. I read that one.
Not much else. You have a skinning pit still.
We still have that. There's the one in the Morven
Val book who's plot relevant to the main character,
which is interesting. Not much else, though.
I'll read the Amiibo someday, but only because
I want to see James R. Kelly Nightlords. True.
James R. Kelly Nightlords. You lied. There was
no Eldar questions. No, we're coming up on Eldar
questions. Oh, dear. Oh, no. Before we get to
the next one, should we read some more donations
before we get to the last few questions? Which
book is the one with the Raven Guard and the
Night Lords in it? Because I've read that one.
Prince of Crows. Or wait, no, that might be a
different one. I'm thinking of the Raven Guard
that hangs around Savitar for some reason. They
both go to a city, and they fight in the city,
and the Raven Guard don't like the Night Lords,
and then Conrad gets mad at his Night Lords.
I read this, like, years and years ago. Oh, that
was the Night Haunter. That was his Primarch
book. Okay, yeah, I've only read the Primarch
book. And, to be fair, there is also a cultural
exchange where, like, a Raven Guard becomes a
Night Lord, and a Night Lord becomes a Raven
Guard. Okay. That's kind of neat. Although, to
be fair, the Raven Guard who becomes a Night
Lord loses his tongue. So one had it better than
the other. But first donation, Pancreas's Silliest
Clown for 10. I need to spread this knowledge
to Lord Hammer Tube. Corvus Corax is the old
scientific name for the common raven. Genus Corvus.
Species Corax. Yes. Jesus bird. Corax Corax.
Bub, bub. Raven Crow. Crow, crow. still better
than iron hands i'm gonna say it colin you're
telling me you don't like the novel iron hand
about the iron hands which is about an iron hand
resting place of the cake of the king of the
iron hands in the iron clad tomb iron hands and
he named his legion iron hands because he was
look I am not a fake fan, because I never claimed
to be an Iron Hands fan, nor would I ever claim
to be such. Cabanda's mighty schlong of Cygnus,
thank you for the $5. My favorite part of Voidstalker
is when Lucorifice bores several Eldar. Wow.
Thank you. Well, that's kind of gross. Okay,
call it. Shane Dawson moment from Bean. Wow.
I think that was about the cat and how. Yeah,
probably. Solved. Thank you for the 27 sec. Latest
FNAF lore news. Afton cucked a man. No joke.
Okay. Who's Afton? Dude, dead by daylight. Dead
by daylight. Freddy, wife, or dead by daylight.
Is that the bite of 87? I said the thing. There
you go. Bunny Cop. Redemption Blues by Miracle
of Sound. Listen to it. It's a good tune. Cold
Toe Dude. $57. She conred on my curse till the
night rains. Wow. Very nice. Night Lord's Life.
Skrillex. Is that supposed to be Skrillex, not
Skrillex? Skrillex sounds like a... Monster Nightcore.
Yeah. It's not sped up. It's not called TikTok
edit. It's called Nightcore. You put an anime
girl in it. Spongebob. Squidward yelling at Patrick
in Spongebob. Oh, we love Spongebob. Kellen Kier
from Donkey Man USA. Kellen Kier, we are machines
built in the factory of death. Kellen Farr. What
the F are you talking about? I don't know. I
don't know. I'm afraid the dank apostle thing
for the 35 czar. I don't know where that's from.
Has anyone read the word bears omnibus with its
group of characters and their exploits? I, when
Marduk summons demonettes on a Drukhari ship,
that's another one I like to read. I have to
read this cold drinkers omnibus still. I'm too
busy reading. I've not read it, but I. But I
have it. I have it. I'm going to get around to
it because I've got to do it. I've only got a
few word bearer characters going like Marduk
is one of the few. Wait, the guy's name is Marduk?
Marduk. I feel like that's Marduk. Marduk. That's
how I would read it. Marduk. Quack, quack. And
the last one from Llama Wearing Sombrero. Amazing
PFP. Here's a dumb idea for tier list. How many
custodians can a character kill? One, a couple,
a squad, or the entire 10K? Wow. Total custodian's
death. I don't think a custodian could kill an
entire legion. That's a bit much. Two world eaters
killed a custodian with their bare hands once.
To be fair, they were unarmed as well. I don't
know about 10k. Custodians also suffer heavily
from the plague of riders, where sometimes they're
described as being basically super saiyans. The
other times they're described as being just a
little stronger than marines, so it's all over
the place. uh dude speaking of warhammer but
can he beat goku allegations that's real and
then minotaurs come in and go i'm gonna crump
you and then they do like how did they do that
i don't know they're dicks oh that's their superpower
yeah okay man everyone talks about how what's
the guy's name the minotaur guy i forgot Yeah,
everyone talks about Stary Malak being so bad
he can take on a custodian, but no one talks
about how he's basically a paranoid schizophrenic.
The entire book, he's stressed out of his goddamn
mind because he doesn't know who to follow. And
bear in mind, he's also a simp. Because at the
end, he kneels for the administratum lady. Like,
ah, I see how it is. Me too, bro. yeah me the
minotaurs are a simple legion or a simp chapter
let's be we should be honest submitting to women
cringe with the high lords of terras they're
they're they're they're simps all right is it
a bonus question or is there another question
bonus question we did the bonus question there
was another one but one of the paid chat things
kind of spoiled it. It was going to be, what's
my cat's name? True, true, true. Was that all
the questions then? No, I have a few more. I
have plenty more. I don't know how long you have
to go for. Let's keep going. Let's do a few more.
What was the Eldar world destined to be destroyed
by the Eighth Legion? Oh. Man, I was hoping it
would be something like, hey, I'm already ahead.
Held our world Freakin picture do every time
a Quick side note when I'm waiting for you guys
the right Cons I bought what do you think I'm
sorry you cut out When I'm waiting for you guys
to finish your answers, I'm just playing with
these little Constructicons I bought. Nice. Hell
yeah. Look at this chat. There's been many an
episode where we're doing a pod and Eli's not
going to be able to be painting the minis while
we talk about stuff. I got some 3D printed Decepticon
minis. It's all G1s. Megatron, Soundwave. his
pets, and three of the Starscream palette swats.
I'm actually in the process of printing a big
Titanicus map. Almost finished. Anyway, answers
are in. Vespid bug. Old Vespid, because they're
cool. Vespid. Colin, coming in with Avalon. Avalorn?
Avalon? That's a great song. I love Avalon. I
don't know enough about Eldar to know what that
is, but I know that's not the answer. It's not
Eldar, so yeah. Andy says Hyrule. Yep. That is
an answer. A picture of pregnant Goku that looks
like it was made in MS Paint. Wow. Hope you like
it. Keep using that. I hate to say, Eli, could
you send me that picture? Because now I have
to put it in the edit. Of course. Well, I guarantee
you, Eli's not winning at this rate. I wasn't
planning on it, buddy. Oh, that is disgusting.
I need to go bleach my eyes after that. Anyway,
no, it was Ulthwae. Ulthwae is going to get destroyed
by the Eighth Legion. You didn't say craft world,
you said world. It's true. It's the same thing.
It's not the same thing, technically. Technically,
actually? Shut up. You're losing. You don't get
to argue. Both ways an okay one to kill. Fuck
you. Mr. Eldar, man, I give you the Eldar question.
You don't even give me an Eldar answer. How dare
you? I gave you better at a Warhammer fantasy
answer where the elves are treated well. It was
still wrong, all right? The elves are treated
well. Both way. The craft world has one character.
He's a real one. Just Eldar. He's the real one,
but he's the only one. What are they doing? And
they're all like, get out of here, we don't need
you. Because he's trying to do something that's
just beneficial for everyone. They're just like,
no. GW needs to propagate the grim darkness,
alright? You're not helping that. GW must hate
Eldar at all times. All of the writers who like
elves work for fantasy in Age of Sigmar. It's
very simple. Uh -huh. I have a few that I know
none of you are going to get at this rate. I
like your confidence. Let's see. Would you like
me to ask that question, Andy? Yeah, go on. Go
on. Let's see. What was Septimus' real name?
Oh, shit. Well, Colin's the only one that actually
answered the name. Jebediah. Yeah! Not right.
Good old Jebediah. Eli coming in with Septic
Tank. And Andy coming in with Septum Piercing.
Septic Tank and Septum Piercing. No, it was Korath.
His real name is Korath. Final Fantasy character.
Yeah. He says it once throughout the entire trilogy.
What's his name? Ted. His name is Ted. Yeah.
That's why he changed his name. Isn't that very
Night Lord -y? Yeah. Buddy Bill. Well, it's a
tradition in the Night Lords, I don't know if
it might be in other legions, that when you take
a slave, you name that slave just numerically,
and Septimus is the seventh. Hmm. I like that.
I mean, to be fair, I can't think of many other
legions doing that specifically. They're more
like, ah, courage and honor. Your name will be
Caesarius. After my great -grandfather, who was
a tax accountant. Did you say you can't think
of other legions that take slaves? Did I hear
that wrong? I'm pretty sure almost every legion
and chapter has slaves. But they don't do it
in an overtly mean way. doesn't the iron hands
like servitorize failed like yeah yeah but that's
not mean that's just efficient that's not mean
It's not me. Just because they call them a serf
and not a slave doesn't mean that they... All
I'm saying is none of the other legions have
skinning pits, which they chuck them in. That's
what I mean. Valid. Fun fact, when Octavia was
dying of pregnancy, some of the night lords would
just come by and visit her and tell her stories
about the legion. That's nice. So it's fine.
At least they don't goddamn servitorize you.
I don't know. That's just like the guy who gets
forced to help pilot Conrad back to the place
that they fight the Dark Angels. Framas. When
he's like, oh, I have to venture to Framas. He's
like, I'm really sorry that I freaked out and
I tore off your limb. Here's a new one. Is that
also the Primark book? I hope they bring back
Ferris Manus, but it's like Richard Nixon from
Futurama. yeah curse has an unhealthy like uh
is kind of quirky where he tends to tear off
your limbs comes back with a replacement at least
i'm sorry he's a new leg i mean i've had of toxic
relationships but that's going a bit far um poor
fella uh any more questions uh yeah a few more
like a bajillion okay uh how many more do i have
let me just let me just get rid of that that
that that that okay here's here should be an
easy one who leads the largest knight lords war
band oh I don't even want to give a real answer
at this point. Might as well just keep memeing.
Every fiber in my body is trying to not type
Savitar again. Just keep answering Savitar. You'll
get one of it right eventually. Oh, it's not...
I've spelled it. You've confused me. This fella.
Similar sounding. That's what I was like. There's
my meme answer. All right. That was the meme
answer. Not all the other ones. Colin, come in
with a genuine attempt of Talos. When are we
going to tell him? Just don't. I already know.
That's why I asked if you guys read the Nightlord
omnibus. You learned so much. Yep. Andy coming
in with Decimus. And finally, Eli coming in with
Luftheron. Better than Savitar. Wrong on two
fronts with that one, buddy. He's the goat. He's
the goat. luft here on discount abaddon isn't
even the goddamn is the goat uh talos no talos
is dead guys and andy goes with decimus which
should be true unfortunately we don't know because
gw refuses to do anything with them the correct
answer was krieg arquebus the ax man of course
Who was also a Night Lord heresy character in
a lot of novels. And yet no art that I can find.
I was like, oh, I'll do a video on him. I think
I can't seem to find anything for him. If you
have a Night Lord with an axe, that's basically
what Krieg Archibus looked like. Yeah. He's a
guy who has a spiky helmet and an axe. But not
like Charon Ophion who has an axe because he
also has a shield. the shield is the shield is
what makes uh was what makes or breaks the man
hmm and it was like made of like the ship where
he made a big cock up and they're like yeah i
have this like amalgamation of like debris now
it's just shame carry it carry it you coward
it's like i'm really honorable we hate you oh
how dare you protect yourself from an onslaught
of melee yes you prick yeah Where is that one?
Hold on, Colin is here twice. Wait, what sorcery
is this? Colin? Get rid of the other one. Glory
be, the computer has come back. Hold on, hold
on. One, two, I'm going to assume he's sitting
on a chair as well. You still have the chairs.
Where's the fourth, Colin? Oh no, he's gone again.
He's gone again, I think. He heard me counting
the chairs. Go back, go back. Right, we're going
to put the other Colin back then. Sorry, Colin,
put the other ones. Oh no, wait. Ignore Colin.
Something's going on. Is there another question?
Say like one more. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,
12. Yeah, I got a bunch. I didn't know what the...
I knew you said the limit, but I figured a bunch
of these weren't going to be possible. Do you
want to wait for Colin for this last one? Or
is he here? Is he not here? Is he phasing out
of reality? He'll be back. You can always repeat
it. Next time on Dragon Ball Z. Alright. For
the final question, all the beans. In which book
does Savitar die? Savitar dies? Savitar dies?
I feel like this is a trick question. I vastly
underestimated the lack of books being read.
It comes calling again. I think I have zero Night
Lords videos on my channel. Maybe one. You should
fix that. Shout out to the millisecond of returning
computer internet before it immediately left.
That was good. Did you hear the question, Colin,
or no? No, no, I didn't. In which book does Savitar
die? did i get a half point colin commented the
night lords oh and he's gone again reminder folks
we've never had technical difficulties on this
uh podcast it always runs smoothly and perfectly
every time shush shush your face um we'll save
his answer for last uh okay Andy, coming in with
SavitarLibs. Oh, here we go. What is fucking
happening to my internet, dog? Well, it's good
so far. Welcome back. It's encouraging. Oh, I
see the fourth chair. It's just right behind
you. Is that the poster Goku stole? Did you replace
it? What poster? Oh, yeah, there's Cell, there's
Goku. I got distracted. Yeah, Colin, you said
the Night Lord's omnibus. Andy said none of them.
It was a trick question because it is not stated
in any book when he dies. It is just believed
he died. Unfortunately, you said Savitar lives
and that's neither confirmed either. So Eli,
you get half a point. Savitar totally lives.
Don't I get a point for saying he doesn't die
in any book? It's not in any books. It's never
stated when he dies. So I get a point? Yes, you
get a point. Yay! Colin gets no points because
the Nightlose Omnibus isn't even about Savitar.
I don't even think he's mentioned. Damn, that's
rough. Well, they're too busy running away most
of the time to even discuss such nuanced policies.
Wow. But, yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure what
the tally was, but I think I won. I think I win.
And you have like nine points or something. I
only have... I only have Eli's name crossed out
very aggressively after the picture of Goku with
very colorful words written next to it. I kind
of blacked out after that. Yeah. I think I handily
win that one. No. There's just a note that says
turn off your insulin pump. What was I writing?
I don't think I was even thinking. Man, shit.
Give it like a day. You don't even get... You
don't got to do anything. Just wait for the American
healthcare industry to change what insulin I'm
getting again so it takes me an extra month to
get it. We're going to be sending it over the
board a few. Here, some British insulin. It's
full of chips. I don't care what it's full of.
It's just a can of Heinz. Yeah, basically. We
take those. But before we call it a day, we've
got some more donations to go through. So, Shalaxy's
Wettest Gripper. Hello, fella. Member for eight
months. I love your wriggling fibro. It's kicking
my hole. I don't like any of those words. That
was a message. That was sin. Yeah, sure. Why
not? I'll take one that's not sinful. This one
is nice. Xterra with the tenor. Hey, guys. It's
been a while. How was voice acting for the Mechanicus
Blood and Steel? I don't know what that is. It's
the Warrior Tier video. I wasn't in that one,
so I couldn't tell you. It was good. I had fun.
Nice. Also, fuck you, Pancreas, for using the
FTL soundtrack. It's giving me the shakes. That
sounds like a personal problem, that a video
game soundtrack is giving you the fent flop.
I must admit, I had the YouTube music app on
a while ago, and it was just going through lots
of music, and then it came on at one point, and
I had that sensation where you feel like you're
falling, and I was like, I didn't put on a Pancreas
video, and I was like, plong, and I went, uh
-uh. It made me feel strange. So that was fun.
Eli, you want this one? Bunny cup thing for the
$5. Do not sleep on Miracle of Sound. Also, thank
you, Colin. Had a steak for lunch at work. Thanks
to your factor code. Oh, sick. Sponsor shout
out. Sponsor. Yum, yum. I swear I didn't pay
him. Bean for $5. Constructions? Is this a reference
to the niche A24 film Transformers 2, Revenge
of the Fallen? Huge. The best movie ever made.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. No. It's called
Constructicons. No, Constructicons go from Generation
1 Constructicons, you Philistine. Did you call
him a Philistine? I am under the enemy's scrotum.
Peak movie. I hate you. Die. Oh, no. God bless
John Totoro. Morafi's designated toilet for five.
Night Lords. I know who you are. Night Lords
connect telepathically using sounding rods. Also,
happy birthday, Colin. Remember, folks, it's
Colin's birthday again this week. The eighth
week in a row. Oh, God. Colin will wear a green
hat in one week. One week, folks. I'm very excited.
Do you want me to say this one? Yeah, go for
it. Hey, Red, I hope that our community is a
degenerate as yours. Wear the hat, Colin, or
I will come out of the walls and do it myself.
That username has been counting down, by the
way. It was four weeks. You better have a green
hat on for the Taros episode. It started in the
double digits and it's been slowly ticking away
and we're like, we don't know why. And it's just
like, I guess it's going to happen. I'm not Colin.
I hope he has a green hat. I see what happens.
Surely acquire one somewhere. Dying of Pregnancy.
Guys, come around to tell stories. Are you effing
kidding me? Renegade Marines are still the most
human? Fair point. Dying of Pregnancy. Sounds
like a band name. Like a metal band. You know,
like Cannibal Corpse? It'd be something like
that. Hi, Andy. Did you hear about the new Carcaridon's
novel coming out soon? Also, anyone hyped for
the new Siege of Terror book coming out as well?
I have not heard. Horus Heresy? It's like an
anthology that they're tacking on at the end,
and it's like a big picture of the gates. Apparently,
the website went down because of scalpers, so
GW had to shut down pre -orders. Who could have
seen that one coming? Who could have? Not me.
Coldtoedude57, thank you for the $5. Primark
Foreskin tier list win. Is Conrad circumcised,
or is that just one of the things he did to Vulcan?
Hey, man, I don't know how to tell you this,
but you're not reaching heaven. Real question,
though. Can Vulcan get circumcised? I was going
to say, surely that's possible. He's a perpetual,
though, right? He regenerates. You know how Wolverine
comes back from a skeleton? I think it's something
like that. Yeah. Wolverine gets hit by a nuke,
but his pee -pee survives. Anyway. Caleb Collins.
Talos is mid. Red, listen to the voice's advice
more. Wow. I don't know if he's referencing the
character or my cat. Either way, your life is
forfeit. See you soon, Caleb. You're Joe. Oh,
no. Here are the $5. Post for Colin. All right.
Oh, man. Colin, go downstairs and lube up your
Wi -Fi router with your insulin and pray to the
machine spirit. Well... Now, give me just one
moment, please. Yeah, I would like to not basically
just pour anywhere from 50 to a grand onto the
router. That is a loser's mentality, my friend.
Wow. Wow. Zano, for 18 months, remember, happy
birthday, Colin. Painting Bretonnia for you.
All right. Very bad. Oh, so here's a response
from Bunny Cop about your sponsorship, Colin.
Thank you. I was not paid. Yeah! FGEU Space Wolves,
even furries hate you. Wow. I love you, Space
Wolves. Wow, that came out of nowhere. Kill all
the Space Wolves. Matt Eckert, thank you very
much for the $10. Shout out to your hairline.
They should go towards Eli and Colin getting
their Turkish hair transplants. Okay. Wow. Thank
you very much. Uncalled for. And I think this
is the last one. Owl with a howl. for five oh
no there's another one from five euros first
time catching your live something felt wrong
turns out i'm a dumbass and i normally watch
on two times speed crazy i was living in the
future wow jesus why would you do that what's
the what are the pros of that benefits oh my
gosh get more done get more done rat race grind
grind grind sigma male grind set uh beam beam
for two transformers two beginner to expert when
all right folks i got a confession to make I've
only watched a bit of the first film, and I just
turned it off. Couldn't do it. We could have
watched Transformers in Ireland. Wow. We could
have, but instead... We could have. Instead,
we watched Legend. Well, we watched Legend with
Tom Hardy, and I loved how, even though it's
an English -speaking film, Eli and Colin required
subtitles. Also, Colin is frozen again. Oh, no.
But he's also got this kind of... Been doing
a bit of a on the devil's grass before we end
the stream. Well, I think we can all say it's
been an absolutely lovely stream. A lot of fun.
Thank you very much for your banter and donations.
And also, thank you very much, Red, for being
on the pod. Glad to have you again if you want
to come on again at some point. How was it for
you? Did you enjoy yourself? I always enjoy bringing
nothing but suffering to my fellow peers. Yeah,
it's good fun. Where can people find you at the
moment? Is it your Instagram? Yeah, I have an
Instagram. I occasionally post there and I'm
starting to work on my own stuff right now. That's
pretty much all the online presence I have currently.
Working on other stuff at the moment, though.
And we're back to the phone. Hello. Don't worry.
We'll put your router out of its misery soon,
Colin. It's fine. Yeah, I gotta take it back
behind the shed. Also, two last donations from
Elizabeth Young for five. Well, I took the plunge
and bought my first 40k codex and happy to see
Red back. I missed you. It will be outdated in
a month. Huge. Also, depending on which one you
got, it might already be outdated. Remember the
Votan, folks? Gone within one edition. Deserved.
Fuck off. It's not random. It's Space Wolves
hate from a fur. I still love the Space Wolves.
Mishmash. Oh, and it's Mishmash. Hello, Mishmash.
Oh my god. I thought they deported him back to
Kazakhstan. Oh dear. He lives. You're doing well.
Been a while since we've yapped, homie. Aww.
Hello, Mish. We missed one from DonkeyManUSA.
Did we? He's before Elizabeth Young. Oh yes.
Thank you, DonkeyMan. I guess you never miss,
huh? Thanks. I bet he doesn't kiss ya, moi. I
don't remember all that. Thank you, DonkeyManUSA,
for the five dollies. My ultimate kid bash ghoul
is the Great Horned Omnissiah. I look forward
to it. You can see Donkey Man's insane Skaven
creations in the Discord whenever he posts. Join
the Discord. Phone does work. Someone commented
phone does work. Oh dear. All I heard was does
work. But yeah, that was the Nightlord's omnibus
slash Nightlord's lore. I won. It was good fun.
To be honest, I feel like we've all lost a bit
of ourselves. We've all lost the spirit. This
has been depressing to see how little we actually
knew, considering how many questions there were.
I'll raid the omnibus someday. I don't need a
quiz to tell me how ignorant I am, sir. There
was casualties across the board. Colin lost his
internet. Eli lost his hairline. I lost my faith
in humanity upon seeing Goku pregnant. That's
not the only picture you can find. I'm not sure
what Andy lost, but we're working on it, folks.
Yeah. Dignity. Dignity seeing that Goku meme,
particularly. Dignity. But either way, that was
good fun. Thank you very much, Red, for popping
on our humble pod. And we'll see you all next
time, folks. And hopefully we'll have Hal when
he's not looking after Duggs. Bye -bye. Bye,
everyone.