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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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What is going on with Eli's forehead? My word.

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What's happening? Forehead cam. That's what people

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want. What an opening. I mean, at first I was

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like, is that his thumb? I was like, no, it's

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his head. What's going on? Anyway, it's Law of

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Crimes, everyone. Hello. Hope you've been well.

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The hate doesn't usually flow from Andy. I'm

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just now noticing that Eli's hairline is holding

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on for dear life. They haven't retreated any

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further for the last six years, so I'm confident

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that they're going to hold the line. Hold the

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line, man! Also, folks, unfortunately, Hal is

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looking after dogs. Genuinely. So he has to look

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after some puppies. So he's not here today. But

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we do have a special guest. It's Red. Hello,

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Red. Master of Night Lords. The number one fan

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of the Night Lords omnibus. The Bible, as he

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calls it. More like Midlords. I will skin you.

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Had to get at least one of those out. I am Redimus,

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local innocent man. Oh, yeah. Very good. Welcome.

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Anyway, as I always say, there are only two types

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of people. There are Night Lords fans and people

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who haven't read the Omnibus. And to be fair,

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the Omnibus is basically, I think it's fair to

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say, the most uncontestedly well -received novel

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series there is. I mean, people go on about like,

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even though people like Caiaphas Kane is good,

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even though people like Eisenhower and stuff,

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they're quite big. like especially carver skin

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there's a lot of books but like the night lord's

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omnibus you go like hey do you want to know like

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a good series you you read that it's like required

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reading also who's read the night lord's omnibus

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i have anyone else anyone someday so it's fantastic

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to be here again as always someday don't worry

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because the loser gets thrown into the playing

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pits splendid all right so Is that a thing? Is

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that actually a thing? What? The flying pits?

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Yeah. No joke. It's a thing that Nightlords comment

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on throughout the entire heresy is that they

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just have skinning pits that they throw people

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into and then all the Nightlords are in there

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having a good time. I thought you meant in real

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life. Is that a thing? I don't think so. We got

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a whole pot of war crimes right now. Dude, I've

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been waiting for him more than anyone else. Oh,

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no. Today on War Crimes, we're teaching about

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war crimes. Anyway. Well, with that all said,

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you are the quiz master this episode, so you're

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going to be putting us through our paces on Nightlord's

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lore. I will go first. I know a fair bit about...

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the law i've gone through the trilogy of books

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i've read some short stories i've even read the

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new short story about dalkian rosark who's a

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brand new character oh okay you've read one um

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and he kind of cool and then it gets the end

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of book and you're like oh it ends on that note

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oh that's a shame i was kind of enjoying this

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and now it's over um so eli other than that book

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any other knight lords knowledge that you know

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about i read the conrad curse primark book like

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six years ago And I read some of the Dark Angel's

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Horus Heresy books that have the Night Lords

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in them. I've read random short stories with

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them. But yeah, that's it. It's been a long time

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since I've read a proper Night Lords novel. And

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someday I'll read The Omnibus. We will need to

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fix that. Yes, certainly. What about you, Colin?

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What's your knowledge on the Night Lords like?

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I mean, I know, you know, the general stuff.

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They definitely like skidding people. Say a Night

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Lord character right now. Nalos. What? Did you

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say Talos or Nalos? I said Talos. It came out

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as Nalos. Points are being deducted from that.

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Well, look. Deduct more points because the only

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reason I remember him is because Talos. Eli,

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the first message you've ever sent to me is pregnant

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Goku. Every quiz must have him. No idea. Colin

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brings up pregnant Teclis all the time. I don't

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like this. What do you mean? Oh, there's artwork

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now. It's real. There's two pieces of artwork

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now. No, there's like three. Well, I'll send

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you them after the stream. I'd rather you didn't.

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Well, I won't then. don't check our discord because

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they're fiends uh right with that all said and

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done it should get into question number one then

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please yes i have many a question okay so first

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question what book is the night lord's legion

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based off of yeah this is already a fat l uh

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what book oh okay Like a real book from the real

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world. Yes, it is. I'll give you a hint. It is

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a popular English novel. It's not Blood Meridian.

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No. It was made in the 1800s, I think. Or 1900.

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I don't know. I don't know what year the book

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was made, but I know the Night Lords are based

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off it. That's all that matters. 1800s English

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book. This is a good start for me. You're saying,

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oh, Colin's like, oh, Andy's going to win this

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one. That's right. I don't know. It has themes

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of imperialism. Hmm. Brett, I'm going to need

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you to, apparently, we're not friends. What the

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hell? Discord system, for me, my message cannot

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be delivered. Aww. I didn't know that. We got

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Hal in the chat. Little Hal. Oh, Hal's in the

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chat. What are you doing, Hal? You should be

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looking after dogs. It's about a Belgian. I have

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a theory that Hal had nothing important. He didn't

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want to be flayed. He passed your ruse. I was

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worried he'd lose this quiz so he didn't show

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up. Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Good answer. What's

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it called? It's on top of my brain. What's it

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called? Uh, I can't remember. I don't know. Alright,

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is that all? We can't look at the chat, that's

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cheating. Yeah, I think so. Don't worry. Okay.

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So, off the first question, Andy, you answered

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the book that the Nightlord's Legion is based

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off of is To Kill a Mockingbird. Crazy. Coincidentally,

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Colin also said that. Oh, wow. That sure is crazy.

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And then Conrad Kerr said the N -word. Oh, no.

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And finally, Eli said a poem about killing children

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and dying to other space marines. I'm going to

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track you down for that one. No, you're all wrong.

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You all win nothing. It was The Heart of Darkness.

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then the next question none of the rest of you

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aren't going to get because it's also about a

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heart of darkness all right hang on hang on i

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might be cook all right where does the name what

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is where does the name conrad kurz get its inspiration

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from i burnt the chicken I don't know this. There

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we go. I thought there were going to be questions

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in -universe. This is my Achilles heel. I don't

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know anything outside of Warhammer lore. This

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is all I do. You said Nightlord's trivia, Andy,

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and I gave you Nightlord's trivia. I thought

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he was going to be like, right, what's... What's

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this guy's weapon called? Oh, I can do that.

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Real life stuff. Oh, no. All right. Bad stuff.

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First off, let's go with Andy because his answer

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was Ronald McDonald. Nice. Next. Hold on. I want

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to see if anyone in the chat actually got it.

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That doesn't count. The chat is smarter than

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us. uh colin goes bounce on a deo or dio where

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the hell that means don't worry and we can move

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on then you like posted just the gif of the family

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guy chicken dancing four from fortnight oh dear

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fortnight character family guy chicken No, it

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comes from two sources from The Heart of Darkness.

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One is the author, whose name was Joseph Conrad,

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and the other was the titular character within

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the novel, whose name was Kurtz. That was turned

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into Conrad Kurz. That is actually very neat,

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having never read the book, man. All right, we're

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coming out strong with a good three -way title.

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We're getting the... Look, man, I haven't been

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in school in like... A couple years at least.

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I thought Andy would at least get something of

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this. He looks like a college professor. I have

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no plans for if everyone loses, honestly. Well,

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if one of us at least gets one point, surely

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someone will win. We'll see. Alright, here's

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an easy one. What is the name of the Night Haunter's

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Honor Guard? Ah, okay. I know this. I hope I've

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spelt it correctly, but I might not have. I will

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not be deducting points. I know you're from Europe.

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Thank you. How you doing, Colin? You all right

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there? You made a noise. I'm happy to be here.

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I'm happy Red's here. This sure is a quiz. Fantastic.

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I'm only here to perform mental anguish. Anyway.

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Look, you will notice the factions I know nothing

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about and care to read nothing about are the

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ones I usually make fun of. We do have some questions

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about the Eldar. All right. We're going to be

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coming in strong. Second win for Colin. Let's

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go. First off, let's start off with Colin's answer

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for what is the name of the Night Hunter's honor

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guard? The Night Guard. Fantastic. Good guess.

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Eli comes in with Red Talons. Sounds like something,

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but I have no idea. Red Talons are Ironhands.

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They are an Ironhands successor. I'm surprised

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you know about them at all then, Eli. They are

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in a book, after all. Oh, they are, aren't they?

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Yeah, they are. They're based off of the only

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other Ironhands character that isn't Meduson.

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Shadrach's Meduson. Or Ferris. Anyway, Andy answers

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the Atrimentar, which is correct. Crazy. I got

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a point. Someone had the bone charms for a point.

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Dude. I love Warhammer names. It's either something

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completely fake Latin, or it's the most obvious

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thing that you would never guess, because why

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would it be that simple? There's no in -between.

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Nope. Alright, for our next question, who is

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the worst Nightlord? Who is the worst Nightlord?

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Who is the absolute fucking worst? This sounds

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very subjective. I like it. Let's see. Who's

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the worst Night Lord? Yeah, I only know two of

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them, so this one is definitely going to get

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me shot. All right, I'm sorry, but I'm going

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to do a Jordan piece and say, what do you mean,

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worst? What does he mean by Night Lord? What

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does that mean? What constitutes worst? I'm trying

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to fish out a firearm for Colin's answer. There

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it is. I know that's not it, but I only know

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two of their names. Are we talking about most

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cowardly, ineffectual, or not very night lordy?

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He is regarded by other night lords as the goddamn

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worst. Oh, I know who you mean. Okay. I know

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his second name was his name. You know what's

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going to piss me off? I'm going to vaguely remember

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from a lore summary I read online the guy's name

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almost immediately, but he isn't Savitar or Talos,

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therefore he does not exist. Alright, all answers

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submitted. Does anyone want a revision? No, I'm

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going to be wrong with my chest. I may be an

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idiot, but I'm a kind of idiot. That's right.

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Be wrong, but be proud about it. The answer is

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red. I will remember that Imperial St. Carstein.

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Woof. My word. You've made an enemy now. Quite

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indeed. Eli comments, Conrad Kurz, no. I mean,

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he is the worst, but he's not the worst Nightlord.

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Colin, for a sum total of his own life online,

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commented, Unbelievable. Fantastic. Can't wait

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to be visiting you, Colin. See you soon, buddy.

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I'll be keeping an eye on my closet. And Andy

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comments, I never remember how to say this guy's

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name, Karon Ophian, which I'm not going to say

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no. He is probably looking for a gentleman was

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Mr. Grendor Skryvok. Oh, okay. The man with the

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most evil sounding name. The guy who gets possessed

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by a demon sword. Yeah. Go ahead, go ahead. Yeah,

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and then he was tortured for 666 years within

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the war. Naturally. Howl is saying slurs in the

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chat. Let it be known. Dude, is he being classless

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again? The only thing is, I put Charon because

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he's known as the coward in the Legion because

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he fights honorably, so it's an ironic name,

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and he's all like, oh, I'm kind of not Nightlord

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-y because I tried, I like a decent guy, and

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that's why I thought you meant, oh, the worst

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Nightlord, the one that they take the piss out

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of mercilessly. He's like, oh, okay. No, we...

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Oh, well. Should we read a couple of donos before

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we... Yes, let's do that. So first up, we've

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got Dent and Tanaka for two. Stream late due

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to red skinning moots alive. Oh no. Dude, that's

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Careless Rex Reborn right there. I think that's

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still the funniest little shitty meme I've ever

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made. Donkey Man USA, thank you for the $2. Stream

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on time because Hal isn't cooning. So true. First

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time we were on time. Hal is why we're late.

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Yep. Yes. I'm up for that. Classic Bay has been

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a member for 12 months. Thank you very much.

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Straight up row rowing it and buy it the power.

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Okay. Login reference. Did not expect to see

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that in the chat, but I'm happy for it. Never

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seen gear and login. Dude, it's big. Colin, it's

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your favorite foot passing. Vanda's mighty schlong

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of schlinkus. Oh my god. Yeah, it's a name. Five

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whole dollars. Five buckaroos. Finally a quiz

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for my favorite overhyped Warhammer books. I

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play Nightlords, by the way. How dare you? Good

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for you. I feel like they are reasonably hyped.

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I have an observation about every Warhammer character

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ever. You know how people, mostly Star Wars fans,

00:17:33.049 --> 00:17:35.430
you see some random different colored alien in

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the background of a shot and they go, Gloop Shido,

00:17:37.809 --> 00:17:43.309
there he is! There is no main characters in Warhammer.

00:17:43.390 --> 00:17:45.710
Every Warhammer character is a Gloop Shido. It's

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just based on who you're talking to. Pretty real.

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Yo, it's Red. Howdy from the Craft Worlds. I

00:17:54.069 --> 00:17:58.609
will find you. oh no uh donkey man again there's

00:17:58.609 --> 00:18:01.170
more than one way to skin an infant dude that's

00:18:01.170 --> 00:18:04.009
true direct quote real real quote there is sometimes

00:18:04.009 --> 00:18:05.950
you can grab him by the nape of the neck and

00:18:05.950 --> 00:18:10.210
just pull okay all right oh my god you should

00:18:10.210 --> 00:18:14.650
read you should read skaven books red they they're

00:18:14.650 --> 00:18:17.289
like night lords but even less comedy or fancy

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Bean, thank you for the $5. I can't wait to join

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the Adeptus Astartes. My brother in Christ, you

00:18:24.980 --> 00:18:26.519
are in the Eighth Legion. You will die as you

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lived, trying to run away. So real for that,

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Bean. Thank you. Go, Nightlord Death. That's

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my favorite line from... uh the omnibus is because

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zarl is about the or there's a champion from

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i believe the howling griffins kicking the hell

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out of first claw and then zarl shows up after

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going on a rampage then the champion gives some

00:18:50.019 --> 00:18:55.880
long -winded um like talk about helmet that Zorl

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threw at his feet saying, I knew this warrior.

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He died with honor. And Zorl's confused and motions

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to all of his fucking face -down brethren and

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goes, and I know these warriors and they will

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die as they live. They're running away. And then

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he proceeds to kick the hell out of that champion.

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It was the Genesis chapter. No! It's over. The

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best chapter. sovereign for 27 sec colon great

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beard death not compensation for hair loss wow

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all right i can't help my hairline just moved

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down all right i can't do anything about that

00:19:33.589 --> 00:19:37.809
at least it didn't move back all right well i

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think it's kind of doing a two front assault

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Resources are spread thin, gentlemen. We are

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fighting the winter war right now. Donkey Man

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USA, thank you for the $5. The unhinged Hal supercut

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is now 32 minutes long. Unbelievable. How much

00:20:00.480 --> 00:20:02.720
time have you spent making that? My machine spirit

00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:04.759
is begging for the release of death. Yeah, I'm

00:20:04.759 --> 00:20:08.099
sure it is. I would be too. Please include every

00:20:08.099 --> 00:20:11.500
single slur Hala's mentioned in that supercut.

00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:17.339
Bunny cop. Thank you for the $2. Stop eating

00:20:17.339 --> 00:20:20.279
my sesame seed cake. Sesame seed cake? I've never

00:20:20.279 --> 00:20:22.140
heard of that. You can make cake out of sesame

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seeds? Apparently. Interesting. Ooh, we've got

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two here from the same person. Do you want to

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read this one, Colin? Frozen Colin. Oh, is Colin

00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:39.759
dead? Colin's dead. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

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Someone pulled his life support finally. He's

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really in the blue screen. That probably is what

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happened. Oh, no. Well, I'll read this one then.

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ZJ Johnson. Have you ever heard of Nightlord

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Jerma? Jerma? Night Lord Germa will put his victims

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in a meat grinder until only their finger bone

00:21:00.839 --> 00:21:05.779
is left. I don't see sentimental. Oh, one for

00:21:05.779 --> 00:21:08.240
you, Red. Angry homunculus. Red, how is your

00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:13.119
cat Talos? He's an asshole. He's currently sleeping

00:21:13.119 --> 00:21:16.940
on my chair. Little bastard. Doesn't even pay

00:21:16.940 --> 00:21:21.339
rent. Let's put that there for now. And set.

00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:23.299
I have to get this right or my ex will kill me.

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What do you mean by this? Is that a joke about

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how, like... For the quiz. Yeah, but is that

00:21:29.890 --> 00:21:32.369
feeding into the whole thing of, like, oh, girls

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who are into... Oh, Night Lords are crazy. 40K

00:21:35.529 --> 00:21:38.470
Night Lords are crazy. Well, Colin has gone blank

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screen. Colin, can you hear us? Gentlemen? Colin,

00:21:43.369 --> 00:21:45.809
yeah, I can hear you at times. I have formed

00:21:45.809 --> 00:21:53.500
the most jank solution. What are you up to? Well,

00:21:53.579 --> 00:21:55.720
you see my internet is being worked on, apparently.

00:21:56.339 --> 00:22:01.319
It is now down. Oh, fantastic. So how are you

00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:08.779
here? Not to worry. My phone. Wow. Okay. Well,

00:22:08.880 --> 00:22:11.960
it works, I suppose. Only the most jank solutions.

00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:16.019
It's a little rough, but we're going to make

00:22:16.019 --> 00:22:19.220
it work. Very good. Well, let it never be said.

00:22:20.220 --> 00:22:21.839
that we are not a professional podcast that's

00:22:21.839 --> 00:22:23.859
always on time, always runs perfectly, and never

00:22:23.859 --> 00:22:25.859
has technical issues ever. That's right. And

00:22:25.859 --> 00:22:28.279
it's never happened. Well, at least Colin's back.

00:22:29.000 --> 00:22:32.839
Also, we've got one here from Sovereign. Colin,

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tell Red the necklace bussy law. He needs it.

00:22:36.240 --> 00:22:39.099
No, I was there when it started. I don't need

00:22:39.099 --> 00:22:46.689
to be reminded. Would. Would. Will, even. Set

00:22:46.689 --> 00:22:48.970
says, she loves Nightlords, that's why I must

00:22:48.970 --> 00:22:50.930
win. I thought you were doing a reference to

00:22:50.930 --> 00:22:53.309
how all ladies who are into Nightlords characters

00:22:53.309 --> 00:22:56.970
are kind of psychotic. That's the meme, isn't

00:22:56.970 --> 00:22:59.869
it? They're always a bit crazy. I'm going to

00:22:59.869 --> 00:23:01.809
go back through to see all of his answers and

00:23:01.809 --> 00:23:05.490
see which ones were wrong. That's the secret.

00:23:06.170 --> 00:23:12.390
It's all of them. Every single one of them. We've

00:23:12.390 --> 00:23:16.430
got more. Do you think Conrad said the N -word

00:23:16.430 --> 00:23:18.329
during one of his schizo meltdowns in front of

00:23:18.329 --> 00:23:22.390
folks? Wow. Absolutely. Full Adam Driver scene

00:23:22.390 --> 00:23:27.769
type of thing. Do you want this one, Eli, from

00:23:27.769 --> 00:23:31.549
Bunny Cop? Thank you very much for the $5. Sorry,

00:23:31.670 --> 00:23:34.230
sitting down now. Have none of you seen Congo,

00:23:34.549 --> 00:23:37.109
the Tim Curry movie with murderous gorillas?

00:23:37.730 --> 00:23:41.069
That's what my sesame seed joke reffed. I'm getting

00:23:41.069 --> 00:23:43.150
a call on my phone. I need to turn this off.

00:23:44.140 --> 00:23:47.900
I've never seen it myself. Also, nuts. Bed looked

00:23:47.900 --> 00:23:51.500
good, Colin. Thumbs up. But no more. It did.

00:23:51.640 --> 00:23:53.920
It did. And it still does, even though you can't

00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:57.240
see it. Wow, what a shame. Do you still have

00:23:57.240 --> 00:24:04.180
the chairs? I'd like to move on. Question the

00:24:04.180 --> 00:24:08.180
fifth. Amazing. Brilliant. Fantastic. All right.

00:24:08.200 --> 00:24:17.880
Next question? All right. Just because I feel

00:24:17.880 --> 00:24:22.299
particularly... Name the members of First Claw.

00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:30.519
All of them? All of them. Oh, okay. How many

00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:38.650
can I remember? For reference, fellas, I will

00:24:38.650 --> 00:24:41.069
send these into the StreamYard's comments. Andy

00:24:41.069 --> 00:24:45.750
and Eli, please don't look. Okay. Do you not

00:24:45.750 --> 00:24:48.809
have Discord on your phone? I do, but in order

00:24:48.809 --> 00:24:51.109
to open this, I had to go to Discord. Because

00:24:51.109 --> 00:24:53.410
it's an iPhone, it doesn't open up a tab. It's

00:24:53.410 --> 00:24:56.769
just in a sub -Discord. I would have to hit close

00:24:56.769 --> 00:24:59.630
to send you the message directly. What an inferior

00:24:59.630 --> 00:25:16.910
phone company. These are the only ones I can

00:25:16.910 --> 00:25:21.670
remember, I'm afraid. Severus Pepe and Eli Collin

00:25:21.670 --> 00:25:24.269
in Hell. No, we were not in First Claw. I don't

00:25:24.269 --> 00:25:33.089
know. I'm trying to think how long it's been

00:25:33.089 --> 00:25:36.809
since I read the trilogy. It's been a few years.

00:25:37.029 --> 00:25:43.079
I think I read it like three months ago. Do you

00:25:43.079 --> 00:25:45.319
read it every few years, or is there a specific

00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:46.599
amount of time where you're like, I'm going to

00:25:46.599 --> 00:25:48.519
get the book out again, or is it just when you

00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:56.660
feel like it? Times. For the full effect. Every

00:25:56.660 --> 00:25:59.579
Christmas I watch Die Hard, because it's a Christmas

00:25:59.579 --> 00:26:02.900
movie. It's good fun. It's not Christmas until

00:26:02.900 --> 00:26:07.980
Hans Gruber falls off of Nakatomi Tower. That's

00:26:07.980 --> 00:26:12.960
when Christmas begins. Now is Nightmare Before

00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:15.279
Christmas a Christmas movie or is it a Halloween

00:26:15.279 --> 00:26:19.680
movie? It's a Christmas movie. It is Nightmare

00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:25.200
Before Christmas. It's both. It's both. But what

00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:29.119
day does it take place? Irrelevant. It's both.

00:26:29.259 --> 00:26:30.859
Does it take place on Halloween or does it take

00:26:30.859 --> 00:26:33.299
place on Christmas? If you say it has to be one

00:26:33.299 --> 00:26:38.789
or the other, you're wrong. Anyway. Enlightened

00:26:38.789 --> 00:26:42.509
Centralist. Enlightened Centralist. Fantastic.

00:26:43.309 --> 00:26:49.769
Well, starting off, Eli's answer was Talos, the

00:26:49.769 --> 00:26:54.390
one that starts with an X, and JD Vance. With

00:26:54.390 --> 00:26:58.650
a nice old JD Vance. You got one right, and you

00:26:58.650 --> 00:27:03.009
got... I'd say a half point, because technically

00:27:03.009 --> 00:27:06.869
one does start with an X. I'll take it. Andy

00:27:06.869 --> 00:27:10.230
comments, Talos, Valkorion, great for remembering

00:27:10.230 --> 00:27:14.769
his last name, Zarl, Malkarion, and that fellow

00:27:14.769 --> 00:27:19.210
from the Red Corsairs. You missed a few, and

00:27:19.210 --> 00:27:22.630
Malkarion was just a dreadnought. He wasn't really

00:27:22.630 --> 00:27:25.450
a member of First Claw. Yeah, he was about, though.

00:27:25.529 --> 00:27:27.410
He was just like, I'll help. I'll give you a

00:27:27.410 --> 00:27:31.430
hand. Oh, look at me. I'm massive. He was 10th

00:27:31.430 --> 00:27:34.069
Company, wasn't he? He was the captain of 10th

00:27:34.069 --> 00:27:40.089
Company. before the Exalted. I gave it a good

00:27:40.089 --> 00:27:43.069
effort. You got closer than anyone else because

00:27:43.069 --> 00:27:45.569
Colin's answer was, bro, I'm going to impregnate

00:27:45.569 --> 00:27:50.109
your cat if you keep these questions up. I guess

00:27:50.109 --> 00:27:52.470
that means zero for Colin. Somebody make that

00:27:52.470 --> 00:27:57.329
edit. You have already lost your internet, Colin.

00:27:57.470 --> 00:28:01.369
I shall make you lose more. You know what? I'm

00:28:01.369 --> 00:28:05.319
going to play like a night lord to win. So with

00:28:05.319 --> 00:28:07.119
that in mind then, so how many points did I and

00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:10.940
Eli get from that question? Well, you got three,

00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:13.819
because you got three of them, and I'll give

00:28:13.819 --> 00:28:15.599
you a half point for Malkarian, because technically,

00:28:15.759 --> 00:28:17.740
yeah, he did assist the first squad, but he also

00:28:17.740 --> 00:28:20.319
assisted the entirety of the tent. He said Talos

00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:21.839
as well, didn't he? Yeah, so it's one and a half.

00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:26.339
Yeah, he gets one and a half, and you get one,

00:28:26.339 --> 00:28:29.359
two... Three and a half. We'll say three and

00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:32.799
a half. Okay, three and a half. And Colin gets...

00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:35.619
I don't know. What's the easiest way to take

00:28:35.619 --> 00:28:38.680
away insulin? Can you register that as a point?

00:28:39.900 --> 00:28:47.940
I can book a plate. It's discriminatory. You

00:28:47.940 --> 00:28:50.500
knew that it was going to be Nightlord's trivia

00:28:50.500 --> 00:28:55.480
and I am the most underhanded bastard. I have

00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:59.400
never studied for one quiz yet. We are wrong.

00:29:00.299 --> 00:29:03.599
Studying is cheating. Studying is cheating. How

00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:07.859
many quizzes have you won, Colin? We see the

00:29:07.859 --> 00:29:10.799
podium. It's got little studs on it. Mine's a

00:29:10.799 --> 00:29:13.579
gold because it's five. The podium will tell

00:29:13.579 --> 00:29:19.039
you. The service studs of the podium. Yeah. The

00:29:19.039 --> 00:29:22.440
only quizzes that Colin and I would ever win

00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:28.630
are the ones that we host. Yes. Yeah. So I have

00:29:28.630 --> 00:29:30.470
a chance of winning for once. So when we're lucky,

00:29:30.569 --> 00:29:32.529
I host one and then Colin wins it. And then Colin

00:29:32.529 --> 00:29:36.190
hosts one and I win it. And then we lose every

00:29:36.190 --> 00:29:39.369
other one that Andy and Hal make. That's why

00:29:39.369 --> 00:29:45.829
I need to do an L -Doc. So the only time Colin

00:29:45.829 --> 00:29:49.329
ever wins is when he has the answer sheet. Well,

00:29:49.369 --> 00:29:50.450
here's the thing. Do you want to know what the

00:29:50.450 --> 00:29:53.650
first quiz you won? It was on Korn, which was

00:29:53.650 --> 00:30:00.809
interesting. Korn? Like the band? Bro. Yes. That

00:30:00.809 --> 00:30:06.650
was the third. Oh my gosh. You offend me twice.

00:30:08.089 --> 00:30:15.809
Korn is boom. That's Korn. We can move on. We

00:30:15.809 --> 00:30:18.809
don't need to be testing my knowledge. I'm not

00:30:18.809 --> 00:30:20.849
testing. I'm not really testing. I'm trying to

00:30:20.849 --> 00:30:24.089
find the depths of its failure. You're going

00:30:24.089 --> 00:30:28.269
to be plumbing for a while. We are digging, fellas.

00:30:29.970 --> 00:30:41.369
So... Here is... Malkarian Sarcophagus depicted

00:30:41.369 --> 00:30:44.450
him slaying three champions. What legions did

00:30:44.450 --> 00:30:52.029
these champions belong to? Oh, okay. What was

00:30:52.029 --> 00:31:01.230
the third one? Let's have a think. I've attempted

00:31:01.230 --> 00:31:04.009
an actual answer. It may not be right, but I

00:31:04.009 --> 00:31:11.269
did try. I did not attempt. I think that makes

00:31:11.269 --> 00:31:14.430
sense. I just guessed. Might as well go for the

00:31:14.430 --> 00:31:16.940
funnies. All right, the ballots are in, fellas.

00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:23.559
Starting off, Eli goes pee, poo, and cum. All

00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:29.619
right. Fantastic. Colin coming in with Ultra

00:31:29.619 --> 00:31:35.279
Marines, Dark Angels, and Blood Angels. And finally,

00:31:35.539 --> 00:31:38.960
Andy comes with White Scars, Blood Angels, and

00:31:38.960 --> 00:31:41.920
Imperial Fists. Well, Andy got all three right.

00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:49.819
Yay! You got one right, Colin, and Eli, take

00:31:49.819 --> 00:31:55.200
away his points. Crazy. What was the thing? Go

00:31:55.200 --> 00:31:58.160
for it, Colin. It was a reasonable guess. Here's

00:31:58.160 --> 00:31:59.819
the thing. I knew it was definitely a Blood Angel

00:31:59.819 --> 00:32:01.400
and a White Scar, and then I thought, well, it

00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:03.700
must be because it was the Siege of Terra, and

00:32:03.700 --> 00:32:06.299
who were the three legions on Terra? White Scars,

00:32:06.319 --> 00:32:11.250
Blood Angels, Imperial Fists. Done. I want a

00:32:11.250 --> 00:32:13.549
bit more Unremembered Empire than that, unfortunately.

00:32:14.049 --> 00:32:18.349
Ah, fair enough. Fair enough. Although I guess

00:32:18.349 --> 00:32:22.289
that was really just Kurz running around. Kurz

00:32:22.289 --> 00:32:26.269
wasn't actually on the Siege of Terra. No. Nope.

00:32:26.349 --> 00:32:29.890
But he was during Imperium Secundus, just causing

00:32:29.890 --> 00:32:32.769
havoc while his men were locked up. Being difficult.

00:32:33.670 --> 00:32:36.309
Skitzooing out in the meat locker, as one does.

00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:43.460
God forbid a man have hobbies. God forbid a man

00:32:43.460 --> 00:32:46.400
have hobbies. Creating a flesh statue of his

00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:48.660
own father. They don't get it. They don't get

00:32:48.660 --> 00:32:51.880
it. That's just your average midlife crisis,

00:32:51.960 --> 00:32:56.920
honestly. They'll never know. And this time,

00:32:57.000 --> 00:33:05.200
here's one. What did Nurgle offer Talos? Oh,

00:33:05.299 --> 00:33:17.000
okay. I don't want to say my thinking because

00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:23.079
it might be in a future question. I have no idea.

00:33:24.579 --> 00:33:29.000
That's my best shot. Doesn't make any sense,

00:33:29.220 --> 00:33:37.240
but it's all I can offer. Irish wristwatch just

00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:41.099
saying thick goths. Wow. That's one hell of a

00:33:41.099 --> 00:33:43.579
prize. That would be hard to turn down, honestly.

00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:48.500
They would be like Nurgle goths. They'd be like,

00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:52.700
when did you last have a shower, missy? I'm not

00:33:52.700 --> 00:33:56.859
a fan. We call that flavoring. Jesus Christ.

00:33:57.940 --> 00:34:01.759
Oh, God. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that sentence

00:34:01.759 --> 00:34:04.160
either. I wouldn't worry about it. And the thing

00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:06.359
is, I know who you're trying to emulate from

00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:09.039
the Discord server, and I will not give any more.

00:34:09.260 --> 00:34:11.780
You think I'm trying to emulate? Well, there

00:34:11.780 --> 00:34:14.940
is a particular member of our Discord who mentioned

00:34:14.940 --> 00:34:18.260
something a while ago about the flavoring of

00:34:18.260 --> 00:34:21.139
feet or something it was, and I was like, it's

00:34:21.139 --> 00:34:23.119
coded like that, and I'm not going to say any

00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:25.280
more for the betterment of everyone. What is

00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:29.460
this logo? Hmm. By the way, we have a Discord,

00:34:29.639 --> 00:34:32.219
everyone. Check out our Discord. Stuff happens

00:34:32.219 --> 00:34:34.079
there and it's always cursed. Being close to

00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:37.139
a thousand people. Sounds questionable at best.

00:34:39.059 --> 00:34:43.059
And there are people hanging out in the voice

00:34:43.059 --> 00:34:49.760
chat. Yeah. And it seems like we have all of

00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:53.059
our answers, finally. Starting off with Colin.

00:34:54.110 --> 00:34:57.610
He answered joy, Papa Nurgle, to the question

00:34:57.610 --> 00:35:00.710
that was, what did Nurgle offer Talos? Colin

00:35:00.710 --> 00:35:06.909
answers joy. All right. Andy answers. What was

00:35:06.909 --> 00:35:14.409
that? You know, it was an attempt. I didn't say

00:35:14.409 --> 00:35:17.369
you were wrong. Now, did I? I guess that's true.

00:35:18.389 --> 00:35:22.409
Andy. okay andy's answer was gene seed three

00:35:22.409 --> 00:35:25.489
question marks couldn't think of anything sorry

00:35:25.489 --> 00:35:30.750
and finally eli goes super awesome badass tao

00:35:30.750 --> 00:35:37.769
wake me up wake me up inside can't wake up 360

00:35:37.769 --> 00:35:42.170
no scope imperial commander on taros and mgl

00:35:42.170 --> 00:35:46.889
moments start to play Eli, I've got a great idea

00:35:46.889 --> 00:35:48.670
for a video. You've just given me inspiration.

00:35:49.070 --> 00:35:52.170
Put up a video of just like an hour of you of

00:35:52.170 --> 00:35:55.750
all your tower minis. And just do that for an

00:35:55.750 --> 00:35:59.210
hour, please. I'd want a straight jacket, preferably.

00:36:02.630 --> 00:36:05.750
Anyway, you are all wrong. It was a trick question.

00:36:06.130 --> 00:36:09.050
Nurgle had nothing to offer Talos. Crazy. Oh,

00:36:09.170 --> 00:36:13.630
crazy. I knew he was an apothecary, so I was

00:36:13.630 --> 00:36:18.489
like... No. A way to get the Legion going back?

00:36:19.570 --> 00:36:23.530
During the book The Soul Hunter, when Talos gets...

00:36:23.530 --> 00:36:28.050
I don't know how to describe it. Drugged by Abaddon

00:36:28.050 --> 00:36:31.570
by being shot in the chest. He was confronted

00:36:31.570 --> 00:36:36.670
by four aspects of the Chaos Gods and... ...had

00:36:36.670 --> 00:36:43.519
nothing. Hmm. Sorry, kid. I got nothing. Go ask

00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:45.960
Kwon. Maybe Kwon can give you something. I got

00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:48.099
nothing. That is precisely how it went down,

00:36:48.179 --> 00:36:50.679
honestly. He was like, I got nothing that I can

00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:55.559
offer you. Sorry, kid. Go ask Lanesh. Maybe he'll

00:36:55.559 --> 00:36:57.719
give you a toy. I don't know. I got nothing.

00:36:58.119 --> 00:37:01.750
That's how Nurgle speaks, by the way. Honestly,

00:37:01.750 --> 00:37:04.750
not just Italian, but New Yorkers. They are filthy

00:37:04.750 --> 00:37:10.110
people. That's not the Italian part. That's just

00:37:10.110 --> 00:37:11.929
the New Yorker part. Before anyone takes that

00:37:11.929 --> 00:37:16.630
out of context. New York is a wasteland. It is

00:37:16.630 --> 00:37:21.090
ground zero. Rome and New York have many things

00:37:21.090 --> 00:37:23.269
in common. Italians are going to kill me for

00:37:23.269 --> 00:37:27.130
saying that. They're not allowed to travel through

00:37:27.130 --> 00:37:33.519
the United States anyway. So no points. That's

00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:37.320
a shame. None at all. We're not doing good at

00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:41.900
that. Well, what about number eight? Number eight.

00:37:42.039 --> 00:37:46.059
All right. Let me look through. I did not number

00:37:46.059 --> 00:37:49.980
these by difficulty, by the way. Okay. That's

00:37:49.980 --> 00:37:52.300
why it's kind of all over the place. That's fine.

00:37:52.710 --> 00:37:54.530
I didn't know what was difficult for y 'all,

00:37:54.610 --> 00:37:56.809
but thanks for setting the bar low. I'll know

00:37:56.809 --> 00:38:03.070
for next time. What is their paint scheme? That'll

00:38:03.070 --> 00:38:10.570
be easy. Purple. Purple. Here's one. Who was

00:38:10.570 --> 00:38:12.849
Conrad's appointed successor after his death?

00:38:13.869 --> 00:38:20.269
I think I know this. Is it? She Conrad on my

00:38:20.269 --> 00:38:26.019
curves till the night rains. I'm trying to find

00:38:26.019 --> 00:38:31.119
something. What are you looking for, Eli? Funny

00:38:31.119 --> 00:38:35.059
thing. Funny thing. Funny. But I can't. Oh, here

00:38:35.059 --> 00:38:37.119
we are. I found it. All right. Honestly, this

00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:40.179
is actually just punishment for getting most

00:38:40.179 --> 00:38:44.619
of the Necron questions you guys did wrong. Is

00:38:44.619 --> 00:38:56.420
that your answer, Eli? Yes. Yes, sir. All right.

00:38:56.980 --> 00:38:58.719
Eli, when he's reading it out, can you send it

00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:00.099
to me as well so I can put it in the edit, please?

00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:06.639
Yes. All right. Answers are in. Let's start with

00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:12.719
Colin again. Beezy commented, Savitar. Oh, he's

00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:16.139
wrong. Surely Savitar will be the answer to one

00:39:16.139 --> 00:39:21.320
of these questions. Oh, how little you know.

00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:27.119
I guess it would have been. Eli did not send

00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:30.679
me an answer. He sent me that meme of the 4chan

00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:34.539
post about someone misgendering their Night Lords

00:39:34.539 --> 00:39:37.940
as Space Wolves. That face went playing a game

00:39:37.940 --> 00:39:40.440
this day and some random 40k player came by and

00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:43.059
told me my Space Wolves look good. I played Night

00:39:43.059 --> 00:39:45.199
Lords. There's no greater insult than misgendering

00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:48.059
someone's Legion. Awesome Space Wolves, dude.

00:39:48.260 --> 00:39:50.519
It's apparently Dolph Lundgren with a space...

00:39:50.519 --> 00:39:55.559
Oh. I was wondering who it was. And a wolf. I

00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:58.099
think I appreciate that. They're not Tom Platt.

00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:01.039
That's Dolph Lundgren. I don't know who that

00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:04.460
is. He's a famous wrestler. He's also like a

00:40:04.460 --> 00:40:07.000
scientist. I don't even know who Dolph Lundgren

00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:11.639
is. Oh, I know. Yeah, I know. He's freaking...

00:40:11.639 --> 00:40:13.980
The guy does the splits a lot. Oh, that's...

00:40:13.980 --> 00:40:17.260
No, that's Van Damme. It's Vince Van Damme. Oh,

00:40:17.380 --> 00:40:20.199
Dolph... Dolph Lundgren's in the boxing film.

00:40:20.199 --> 00:40:23.619
This is definitely Tom Platz. Yeah, he's in Rocky

00:40:23.619 --> 00:40:26.860
IV? I found the exact picture. I found the exact

00:40:26.860 --> 00:40:30.519
picture of Tom Platz. I'm not a fool. Oh, okay.

00:40:31.380 --> 00:40:35.840
Okay, well, it looks like Dolph Lundgren. I was

00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:37.760
thinking it doesn't. That's why I was confused.

00:40:37.860 --> 00:40:40.820
And I was like, my brain tried to cope. Oh, well,

00:40:40.900 --> 00:40:43.139
so well done, Eli. I'll put that all in the edit.

00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:47.099
As our mass dementia unfurled in real time. I

00:40:47.099 --> 00:40:50.480
feel like I'm getting dementia. Yes, the brain

00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:53.719
worms. The brain worms. Dementia, I barely know

00:40:53.719 --> 00:41:00.360
her. Oh yeah, Andy's answer. The correct one

00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:06.619
was Zoe Sahal. Yay! Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. It's

00:41:06.619 --> 00:41:10.130
not a rough character. Nice try, though. He has

00:41:10.130 --> 00:41:12.090
one piece of artwork, I'll have you know, and

00:41:12.090 --> 00:41:13.929
it's him in armor, flying. He's the successor

00:41:13.929 --> 00:41:17.550
to Conrad Kurz? Yes. And it's side -on. From

00:41:17.550 --> 00:41:20.690
random? Before Conrad was gonna die, he was like,

00:41:20.750 --> 00:41:22.130
alright, you're gonna take care of the Legion

00:41:22.130 --> 00:41:25.369
after my death, good luck. He was his equerry.

00:41:25.969 --> 00:41:28.849
Okay, sure, sure, whatever. I've actually probably

00:41:28.849 --> 00:41:30.630
read that part because I read the Nightmoor's

00:41:30.630 --> 00:41:34.150
book. He's in a few books, but very barely. Oh,

00:41:34.150 --> 00:41:37.369
so. He shows up randomly to get the exposition.

00:41:38.599 --> 00:41:42.519
Doesn't he also fight when it's Lion versus Curse

00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:46.420
and they're having the 3v3 and it's the Lion

00:41:46.420 --> 00:41:51.139
and what's his name? Corswane. And then it's

00:41:51.139 --> 00:41:56.280
Savitar, Zoe and Conrad? Yes. I think. Yes. See?

00:41:56.500 --> 00:42:03.780
I remembered because that's my job. Ah, the Remembrancer,

00:42:03.800 --> 00:42:09.679
that's why. See? It's in the name. I don't get

00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:17.559
it. Here's a bonus question I really wanted to

00:42:17.559 --> 00:42:20.300
ask. This has no bearing on anything, but what

00:42:20.300 --> 00:42:22.380
is the main component to Nightlords losing all

00:42:22.380 --> 00:42:25.179
the time? If I get this right, can I win the

00:42:25.179 --> 00:42:30.400
whole quiz? No. You could win... The prizes are

00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:34.239
between a crisp high five or ten days in the

00:42:34.239 --> 00:43:01.159
skinning room. Colin, what have you done? Alright,

00:43:01.460 --> 00:43:05.860
the answers are in. Put down your pens, folks.

00:43:06.219 --> 00:43:11.820
Colin's answer was Balthazar Gelt. He has returned.

00:43:12.079 --> 00:43:19.360
I am supreme. There does exist the timeline where

00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:21.860
Gelt did Geltmax all over the 8th Legion, so

00:43:21.860 --> 00:43:26.599
I... Let's say you're wrong. Also, Red, just

00:43:26.599 --> 00:43:29.349
fair warning, we do have a sub... part in our

00:43:29.349 --> 00:43:31.530
discord that's called gelt maxing and it's just

00:43:31.530 --> 00:43:35.110
to post gelt memes so it's a good time it's perhaps

00:43:35.110 --> 00:43:37.429
i should join a bit of fun see the glory it's

00:43:37.429 --> 00:43:39.070
always my guilt max you can have a look it's

00:43:39.070 --> 00:43:44.409
very good uh eli says they're all cowards and

00:43:44.409 --> 00:43:46.670
goobers who are only good at killing people weaker

00:43:46.670 --> 00:43:50.989
than them and goon to pain and fear you're not

00:43:50.989 --> 00:43:55.190
making a good case for you eli it's it's true

00:43:55.190 --> 00:43:57.860
though it's true though There's only like three

00:43:57.860 --> 00:44:00.420
good Night Lords. The rest of them are a bunch

00:44:00.420 --> 00:44:05.159
of goofballs. Much unlike the Emperor's children.

00:44:05.780 --> 00:44:09.219
Wrong. Emperor's children can at least kill people

00:44:09.219 --> 00:44:13.039
good. Almost every single Night Lord melee combatant

00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:16.639
mops the floor with anyone else. Who beat goddamn

00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:22.599
Sigismund? Who beat Sigismund? No one. Always

00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:26.230
one. He always wins. Yeah, the three Night Lords

00:44:26.230 --> 00:44:28.030
main characters are really cool. The rest of

00:44:28.030 --> 00:44:30.570
them are freaking lame, though. I will hurt you.

00:44:31.449 --> 00:44:35.190
The closest answer from Andy, yet again, is plot

00:44:35.190 --> 00:44:38.289
armor. The answer was writers using them as fodder.

00:44:38.570 --> 00:44:44.960
Wow. Can I have Pahama? I'm not going to take

00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:47.119
slander from someone who hasn't read any of the

00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:51.880
books, all right? I've read a few of them. I've

00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:54.900
read the wiki excerpts. Yeah, sure. I see what

00:44:54.900 --> 00:44:58.519
you are. I've read many Horus Heresy books with

00:44:58.519 --> 00:45:01.920
them in them. I've only read, okay? You're just

00:45:01.920 --> 00:45:05.400
mad at all of them. Well, to be fair, after the

00:45:05.400 --> 00:45:07.400
Horus Heresy, you've got the trilogy. You've

00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:10.440
got the new short with Dasak. I read that one.

00:45:10.980 --> 00:45:15.340
Not much else. You have a skinning pit still.

00:45:15.460 --> 00:45:19.039
We still have that. There's the one in the Morven

00:45:19.039 --> 00:45:21.960
Val book who's plot relevant to the main character,

00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:25.199
which is interesting. Not much else, though.

00:45:25.300 --> 00:45:27.619
I'll read the Amiibo someday, but only because

00:45:27.619 --> 00:45:30.519
I want to see James R. Kelly Nightlords. True.

00:45:30.900 --> 00:45:35.019
James R. Kelly Nightlords. You lied. There was

00:45:35.019 --> 00:45:38.519
no Eldar questions. No, we're coming up on Eldar

00:45:38.519 --> 00:45:44.780
questions. Oh, dear. Oh, no. Before we get to

00:45:44.780 --> 00:45:46.260
the next one, should we read some more donations

00:45:46.260 --> 00:45:49.920
before we get to the last few questions? Which

00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:52.000
book is the one with the Raven Guard and the

00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:53.619
Night Lords in it? Because I've read that one.

00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:58.840
Prince of Crows. Or wait, no, that might be a

00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:00.440
different one. I'm thinking of the Raven Guard

00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:02.840
that hangs around Savitar for some reason. They

00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:05.940
both go to a city, and they fight in the city,

00:46:06.099 --> 00:46:08.400
and the Raven Guard don't like the Night Lords,

00:46:08.579 --> 00:46:10.920
and then Conrad gets mad at his Night Lords.

00:46:11.280 --> 00:46:13.480
I read this, like, years and years ago. Oh, that

00:46:13.480 --> 00:46:19.000
was the Night Haunter. That was his Primarch

00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:21.219
book. Okay, yeah, I've only read the Primarch

00:46:21.219 --> 00:46:24.559
book. And, to be fair, there is also a cultural

00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:26.739
exchange where, like, a Raven Guard becomes a

00:46:26.739 --> 00:46:28.320
Night Lord, and a Night Lord becomes a Raven

00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:31.769
Guard. Okay. That's kind of neat. Although, to

00:46:31.769 --> 00:46:33.849
be fair, the Raven Guard who becomes a Night

00:46:33.849 --> 00:46:38.030
Lord loses his tongue. So one had it better than

00:46:38.030 --> 00:46:41.449
the other. But first donation, Pancreas's Silliest

00:46:41.449 --> 00:46:44.030
Clown for 10. I need to spread this knowledge

00:46:44.030 --> 00:46:46.769
to Lord Hammer Tube. Corvus Corax is the old

00:46:46.769 --> 00:46:49.369
scientific name for the common raven. Genus Corvus.

00:46:49.369 --> 00:46:53.989
Species Corax. Yes. Jesus bird. Corax Corax.

00:46:54.030 --> 00:46:58.559
Bub, bub. Raven Crow. Crow, crow. still better

00:46:58.559 --> 00:47:03.239
than iron hands i'm gonna say it colin you're

00:47:03.239 --> 00:47:05.159
telling me you don't like the novel iron hand

00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:07.800
about the iron hands which is about an iron hand

00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:11.059
resting place of the cake of the king of the

00:47:11.059 --> 00:47:16.360
iron hands in the iron clad tomb iron hands and

00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:18.900
he named his legion iron hands because he was

00:47:18.900 --> 00:47:25.000
look I am not a fake fan, because I never claimed

00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:27.760
to be an Iron Hands fan, nor would I ever claim

00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:34.199
to be such. Cabanda's mighty schlong of Cygnus,

00:47:34.219 --> 00:47:36.960
thank you for the $5. My favorite part of Voidstalker

00:47:36.960 --> 00:47:41.480
is when Lucorifice bores several Eldar. Wow.

00:47:42.940 --> 00:47:47.340
Thank you. Well, that's kind of gross. Okay,

00:47:47.340 --> 00:47:50.820
call it. Shane Dawson moment from Bean. Wow.

00:47:51.039 --> 00:47:53.539
I think that was about the cat and how. Yeah,

00:47:53.539 --> 00:48:01.159
probably. Solved. Thank you for the 27 sec. Latest

00:48:01.159 --> 00:48:04.960
FNAF lore news. Afton cucked a man. No joke.

00:48:05.380 --> 00:48:10.179
Okay. Who's Afton? Dude, dead by daylight. Dead

00:48:10.179 --> 00:48:15.500
by daylight. Freddy, wife, or dead by daylight.

00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:19.260
Is that the bite of 87? I said the thing. There

00:48:19.260 --> 00:48:23.079
you go. Bunny Cop. Redemption Blues by Miracle

00:48:23.079 --> 00:48:27.780
of Sound. Listen to it. It's a good tune. Cold

00:48:27.780 --> 00:48:32.579
Toe Dude. $57. She conred on my curse till the

00:48:32.579 --> 00:48:38.099
night rains. Wow. Very nice. Night Lord's Life.

00:48:38.739 --> 00:48:41.760
Skrillex. Is that supposed to be Skrillex, not

00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:45.280
Skrillex? Skrillex sounds like a... Monster Nightcore.

00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:50.239
Yeah. It's not sped up. It's not called TikTok

00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:55.239
edit. It's called Nightcore. You put an anime

00:48:55.239 --> 00:49:01.119
girl in it. Spongebob. Squidward yelling at Patrick

00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:05.699
in Spongebob. Oh, we love Spongebob. Kellen Kier

00:49:05.699 --> 00:49:07.739
from Donkey Man USA. Kellen Kier, we are machines

00:49:07.739 --> 00:49:10.360
built in the factory of death. Kellen Farr. What

00:49:10.360 --> 00:49:14.920
the F are you talking about? I don't know. I

00:49:14.920 --> 00:49:21.260
don't know. I'm afraid the dank apostle thing

00:49:21.260 --> 00:49:24.239
for the 35 czar. I don't know where that's from.

00:49:24.300 --> 00:49:26.699
Has anyone read the word bears omnibus with its

00:49:26.699 --> 00:49:28.960
group of characters and their exploits? I, when

00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:31.820
Marduk summons demonettes on a Drukhari ship,

00:49:31.900 --> 00:49:33.780
that's another one I like to read. I have to

00:49:33.780 --> 00:49:36.320
read this cold drinkers omnibus still. I'm too

00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:39.820
busy reading. I've not read it, but I. But I

00:49:39.820 --> 00:49:42.219
have it. I have it. I'm going to get around to

00:49:42.219 --> 00:49:43.500
it because I've got to do it. I've only got a

00:49:43.500 --> 00:49:46.159
few word bearer characters going like Marduk

00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:48.920
is one of the few. Wait, the guy's name is Marduk?

00:49:49.820 --> 00:49:52.019
Marduk. I feel like that's Marduk. Marduk. That's

00:49:52.019 --> 00:49:56.500
how I would read it. Marduk. Quack, quack. And

00:49:56.500 --> 00:49:59.539
the last one from Llama Wearing Sombrero. Amazing

00:49:59.539 --> 00:50:02.400
PFP. Here's a dumb idea for tier list. How many

00:50:02.400 --> 00:50:04.960
custodians can a character kill? One, a couple,

00:50:05.079 --> 00:50:09.349
a squad, or the entire 10K? Wow. Total custodian's

00:50:09.349 --> 00:50:11.730
death. I don't think a custodian could kill an

00:50:11.730 --> 00:50:16.730
entire legion. That's a bit much. Two world eaters

00:50:16.730 --> 00:50:18.449
killed a custodian with their bare hands once.

00:50:18.730 --> 00:50:21.670
To be fair, they were unarmed as well. I don't

00:50:21.670 --> 00:50:24.289
know about 10k. Custodians also suffer heavily

00:50:24.289 --> 00:50:27.630
from the plague of riders, where sometimes they're

00:50:27.630 --> 00:50:30.429
described as being basically super saiyans. The

00:50:30.429 --> 00:50:32.110
other times they're described as being just a

00:50:32.110 --> 00:50:33.829
little stronger than marines, so it's all over

00:50:33.829 --> 00:50:36.639
the place. uh dude speaking of warhammer but

00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:43.239
can he beat goku allegations that's real and

00:50:43.239 --> 00:50:45.900
then minotaurs come in and go i'm gonna crump

00:50:45.900 --> 00:50:48.059
you and then they do like how did they do that

00:50:48.059 --> 00:50:50.380
i don't know they're dicks oh that's their superpower

00:50:50.380 --> 00:50:54.480
yeah okay man everyone talks about how what's

00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:59.280
the guy's name the minotaur guy i forgot Yeah,

00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:01.519
everyone talks about Stary Malak being so bad

00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:03.480
he can take on a custodian, but no one talks

00:51:03.480 --> 00:51:05.679
about how he's basically a paranoid schizophrenic.

00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:10.880
The entire book, he's stressed out of his goddamn

00:51:10.880 --> 00:51:13.820
mind because he doesn't know who to follow. And

00:51:13.820 --> 00:51:17.539
bear in mind, he's also a simp. Because at the

00:51:17.539 --> 00:51:20.239
end, he kneels for the administratum lady. Like,

00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:26.030
ah, I see how it is. Me too, bro. yeah me the

00:51:26.030 --> 00:51:28.570
minotaurs are a simple legion or a simp chapter

00:51:28.570 --> 00:51:31.809
let's be we should be honest submitting to women

00:51:31.809 --> 00:51:37.969
cringe with the high lords of terras they're

00:51:37.969 --> 00:51:44.530
they're they're they're simps all right is it

00:51:44.530 --> 00:51:46.989
a bonus question or is there another question

00:51:46.989 --> 00:51:49.309
bonus question we did the bonus question there

00:51:49.309 --> 00:51:54.139
was another one but one of the paid chat things

00:51:54.139 --> 00:51:55.820
kind of spoiled it. It was going to be, what's

00:51:55.820 --> 00:52:00.880
my cat's name? True, true, true. Was that all

00:52:00.880 --> 00:52:03.300
the questions then? No, I have a few more. I

00:52:03.300 --> 00:52:04.880
have plenty more. I don't know how long you have

00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:08.059
to go for. Let's keep going. Let's do a few more.

00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:12.219
What was the Eldar world destined to be destroyed

00:52:12.219 --> 00:52:17.880
by the Eighth Legion? Oh. Man, I was hoping it

00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:19.960
would be something like, hey, I'm already ahead.

00:52:25.670 --> 00:52:32.409
Held our world Freakin picture do every time

00:52:32.409 --> 00:52:40.909
a Quick side note when I'm waiting for you guys

00:52:40.909 --> 00:52:45.710
the right Cons I bought what do you think I'm

00:52:45.710 --> 00:52:48.489
sorry you cut out When I'm waiting for you guys

00:52:48.489 --> 00:52:51.610
to finish your answers, I'm just playing with

00:52:51.610 --> 00:52:55.130
these little Constructicons I bought. Nice. Hell

00:52:55.130 --> 00:52:59.449
yeah. Look at this chat. There's been many an

00:52:59.449 --> 00:53:03.329
episode where we're doing a pod and Eli's not

00:53:03.329 --> 00:53:04.570
going to be able to be painting the minis while

00:53:04.570 --> 00:53:11.449
we talk about stuff. I got some 3D printed Decepticon

00:53:11.449 --> 00:53:15.599
minis. It's all G1s. Megatron, Soundwave. his

00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:19.159
pets, and three of the Starscream palette swats.

00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:22.139
I'm actually in the process of printing a big

00:53:22.139 --> 00:53:27.239
Titanicus map. Almost finished. Anyway, answers

00:53:27.239 --> 00:53:31.760
are in. Vespid bug. Old Vespid, because they're

00:53:31.760 --> 00:53:39.360
cool. Vespid. Colin, coming in with Avalon. Avalorn?

00:53:40.940 --> 00:53:44.010
Avalon? That's a great song. I love Avalon. I

00:53:44.010 --> 00:53:46.070
don't know enough about Eldar to know what that

00:53:46.070 --> 00:53:50.510
is, but I know that's not the answer. It's not

00:53:50.510 --> 00:53:59.969
Eldar, so yeah. Andy says Hyrule. Yep. That is

00:53:59.969 --> 00:54:07.010
an answer. A picture of pregnant Goku that looks

00:54:07.010 --> 00:54:12.250
like it was made in MS Paint. Wow. Hope you like

00:54:12.250 --> 00:54:18.019
it. Keep using that. I hate to say, Eli, could

00:54:18.019 --> 00:54:19.480
you send me that picture? Because now I have

00:54:19.480 --> 00:54:23.300
to put it in the edit. Of course. Well, I guarantee

00:54:23.300 --> 00:54:27.780
you, Eli's not winning at this rate. I wasn't

00:54:27.780 --> 00:54:30.099
planning on it, buddy. Oh, that is disgusting.

00:54:31.860 --> 00:54:34.920
I need to go bleach my eyes after that. Anyway,

00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:38.119
no, it was Ulthwae. Ulthwae is going to get destroyed

00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:41.519
by the Eighth Legion. You didn't say craft world,

00:54:41.679 --> 00:54:45.539
you said world. It's true. It's the same thing.

00:54:46.079 --> 00:54:49.900
It's not the same thing, technically. Technically,

00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:53.739
actually? Shut up. You're losing. You don't get

00:54:53.739 --> 00:54:57.099
to argue. Both ways an okay one to kill. Fuck

00:54:57.099 --> 00:55:02.460
you. Mr. Eldar, man, I give you the Eldar question.

00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:04.940
You don't even give me an Eldar answer. How dare

00:55:04.940 --> 00:55:08.019
you? I gave you better at a Warhammer fantasy

00:55:08.019 --> 00:55:10.280
answer where the elves are treated well. It was

00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:13.119
still wrong, all right? The elves are treated

00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:18.139
well. Both way. The craft world has one character.

00:55:19.559 --> 00:55:22.539
He's a real one. Just Eldar. He's the real one,

00:55:22.619 --> 00:55:25.360
but he's the only one. What are they doing? And

00:55:25.360 --> 00:55:26.679
they're all like, get out of here, we don't need

00:55:26.679 --> 00:55:28.780
you. Because he's trying to do something that's

00:55:28.780 --> 00:55:30.739
just beneficial for everyone. They're just like,

00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:34.599
no. GW needs to propagate the grim darkness,

00:55:34.840 --> 00:55:37.840
alright? You're not helping that. GW must hate

00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:42.440
Eldar at all times. All of the writers who like

00:55:42.440 --> 00:55:44.900
elves work for fantasy in Age of Sigmar. It's

00:55:44.900 --> 00:55:50.639
very simple. Uh -huh. I have a few that I know

00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:54.119
none of you are going to get at this rate. I

00:55:54.119 --> 00:55:58.739
like your confidence. Let's see. Would you like

00:55:58.739 --> 00:56:02.300
me to ask that question, Andy? Yeah, go on. Go

00:56:02.300 --> 00:56:05.179
on. Let's see. What was Septimus' real name?

00:56:06.219 --> 00:56:26.650
Oh, shit. Well, Colin's the only one that actually

00:56:26.650 --> 00:56:31.550
answered the name. Jebediah. Yeah! Not right.

00:56:31.750 --> 00:56:37.309
Good old Jebediah. Eli coming in with Septic

00:56:37.309 --> 00:56:41.449
Tank. And Andy coming in with Septum Piercing.

00:56:42.489 --> 00:56:45.090
Septic Tank and Septum Piercing. No, it was Korath.

00:56:45.949 --> 00:56:49.929
His real name is Korath. Final Fantasy character.

00:56:50.710 --> 00:56:54.170
Yeah. He says it once throughout the entire trilogy.

00:56:55.090 --> 00:56:59.210
What's his name? Ted. His name is Ted. Yeah.

00:56:59.829 --> 00:57:01.650
That's why he changed his name. Isn't that very

00:57:01.650 --> 00:57:05.570
Night Lord -y? Yeah. Buddy Bill. Well, it's a

00:57:05.570 --> 00:57:08.329
tradition in the Night Lords, I don't know if

00:57:08.329 --> 00:57:10.110
it might be in other legions, that when you take

00:57:10.110 --> 00:57:13.269
a slave, you name that slave just numerically,

00:57:13.369 --> 00:57:19.809
and Septimus is the seventh. Hmm. I like that.

00:57:19.809 --> 00:57:21.610
I mean, to be fair, I can't think of many other

00:57:21.610 --> 00:57:24.480
legions doing that specifically. They're more

00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:28.019
like, ah, courage and honor. Your name will be

00:57:28.019 --> 00:57:31.860
Caesarius. After my great -grandfather, who was

00:57:31.860 --> 00:57:35.300
a tax accountant. Did you say you can't think

00:57:35.300 --> 00:57:37.599
of other legions that take slaves? Did I hear

00:57:37.599 --> 00:57:41.179
that wrong? I'm pretty sure almost every legion

00:57:41.179 --> 00:57:44.320
and chapter has slaves. But they don't do it

00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:49.159
in an overtly mean way. doesn't the iron hands

00:57:49.159 --> 00:57:54.800
like servitorize failed like yeah yeah but that's

00:57:54.800 --> 00:57:57.619
not mean that's just efficient that's not mean

00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:00.840
It's not me. Just because they call them a serf

00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:03.119
and not a slave doesn't mean that they... All

00:58:03.119 --> 00:58:05.300
I'm saying is none of the other legions have

00:58:05.300 --> 00:58:08.019
skinning pits, which they chuck them in. That's

00:58:08.019 --> 00:58:13.019
what I mean. Valid. Fun fact, when Octavia was

00:58:13.019 --> 00:58:16.780
dying of pregnancy, some of the night lords would

00:58:16.780 --> 00:58:18.300
just come by and visit her and tell her stories

00:58:18.300 --> 00:58:22.559
about the legion. That's nice. So it's fine.

00:58:23.480 --> 00:58:26.420
At least they don't goddamn servitorize you.

00:58:28.679 --> 00:58:31.840
I don't know. That's just like the guy who gets

00:58:31.840 --> 00:58:40.320
forced to help pilot Conrad back to the place

00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:44.000
that they fight the Dark Angels. Framas. When

00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:46.019
he's like, oh, I have to venture to Framas. He's

00:58:46.019 --> 00:58:48.039
like, I'm really sorry that I freaked out and

00:58:48.039 --> 00:58:50.760
I tore off your limb. Here's a new one. Is that

00:58:50.760 --> 00:58:53.599
also the Primark book? I hope they bring back

00:58:53.599 --> 00:58:57.119
Ferris Manus, but it's like Richard Nixon from

00:58:57.119 --> 00:59:02.320
Futurama. yeah curse has an unhealthy like uh

00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:04.820
is kind of quirky where he tends to tear off

00:59:04.820 --> 00:59:11.480
your limbs comes back with a replacement at least

00:59:11.480 --> 00:59:17.380
i'm sorry he's a new leg i mean i've had of toxic

00:59:17.380 --> 00:59:20.780
relationships but that's going a bit far um poor

00:59:20.780 --> 00:59:25.099
fella uh any more questions uh yeah a few more

00:59:25.099 --> 00:59:28.380
like a bajillion okay uh how many more do i have

00:59:28.380 --> 00:59:32.260
let me just let me just get rid of that that

00:59:32.260 --> 00:59:41.639
that that that okay here's here should be an

00:59:41.639 --> 00:59:44.019
easy one who leads the largest knight lords war

00:59:44.019 --> 00:59:52.119
band oh I don't even want to give a real answer

00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:53.820
at this point. Might as well just keep memeing.

01:00:00.900 --> 01:00:06.519
Every fiber in my body is trying to not type

01:00:06.519 --> 01:00:12.280
Savitar again. Just keep answering Savitar. You'll

01:00:12.280 --> 01:00:18.320
get one of it right eventually. Oh, it's not...

01:00:18.840 --> 01:00:21.460
I've spelled it. You've confused me. This fella.

01:00:22.579 --> 01:00:25.500
Similar sounding. That's what I was like. There's

01:00:25.500 --> 01:00:32.099
my meme answer. All right. That was the meme

01:00:32.099 --> 01:00:36.480
answer. Not all the other ones. Colin, come in

01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:42.800
with a genuine attempt of Talos. When are we

01:00:42.800 --> 01:00:46.820
going to tell him? Just don't. I already know.

01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:51.900
That's why I asked if you guys read the Nightlord

01:00:51.900 --> 01:00:58.119
omnibus. You learned so much. Yep. Andy coming

01:00:58.119 --> 01:01:05.619
in with Decimus. And finally, Eli coming in with

01:01:05.619 --> 01:01:09.260
Luftheron. Better than Savitar. Wrong on two

01:01:09.260 --> 01:01:12.119
fronts with that one, buddy. He's the goat. He's

01:01:12.119 --> 01:01:15.889
the goat. luft here on discount abaddon isn't

01:01:15.889 --> 01:01:21.610
even the goddamn is the goat uh talos no talos

01:01:21.610 --> 01:01:29.949
is dead guys and andy goes with decimus which

01:01:29.949 --> 01:01:32.690
should be true unfortunately we don't know because

01:01:32.690 --> 01:01:35.730
gw refuses to do anything with them the correct

01:01:35.730 --> 01:01:39.769
answer was krieg arquebus the ax man of course

01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:44.820
Who was also a Night Lord heresy character in

01:01:44.820 --> 01:01:49.380
a lot of novels. And yet no art that I can find.

01:01:49.539 --> 01:01:51.699
I was like, oh, I'll do a video on him. I think

01:01:51.699 --> 01:01:54.019
I can't seem to find anything for him. If you

01:01:54.019 --> 01:01:56.059
have a Night Lord with an axe, that's basically

01:01:56.059 --> 01:01:59.340
what Krieg Archibus looked like. Yeah. He's a

01:01:59.340 --> 01:02:03.119
guy who has a spiky helmet and an axe. But not

01:02:03.119 --> 01:02:05.039
like Charon Ophion who has an axe because he

01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:11.199
also has a shield. the shield is the shield is

01:02:11.199 --> 01:02:14.860
what makes uh was what makes or breaks the man

01:02:14.860 --> 01:02:19.139
hmm and it was like made of like the ship where

01:02:19.139 --> 01:02:21.260
he made a big cock up and they're like yeah i

01:02:21.260 --> 01:02:23.420
have this like amalgamation of like debris now

01:02:23.420 --> 01:02:25.679
it's just shame carry it carry it you coward

01:02:25.679 --> 01:02:28.239
it's like i'm really honorable we hate you oh

01:02:28.239 --> 01:02:31.659
how dare you protect yourself from an onslaught

01:02:31.659 --> 01:02:43.429
of melee yes you prick yeah Where is that one?

01:02:45.050 --> 01:02:49.170
Hold on, Colin is here twice. Wait, what sorcery

01:02:49.170 --> 01:02:52.570
is this? Colin? Get rid of the other one. Glory

01:02:52.570 --> 01:02:54.550
be, the computer has come back. Hold on, hold

01:02:54.550 --> 01:02:57.690
on. One, two, I'm going to assume he's sitting

01:02:57.690 --> 01:02:59.710
on a chair as well. You still have the chairs.

01:02:59.809 --> 01:03:03.230
Where's the fourth, Colin? Oh no, he's gone again.

01:03:03.469 --> 01:03:08.889
He's gone again, I think. He heard me counting

01:03:08.889 --> 01:03:14.170
the chairs. Go back, go back. Right, we're going

01:03:14.170 --> 01:03:17.429
to put the other Colin back then. Sorry, Colin,

01:03:17.469 --> 01:03:21.289
put the other ones. Oh no, wait. Ignore Colin.

01:03:21.670 --> 01:03:25.090
Something's going on. Is there another question?

01:03:27.469 --> 01:03:33.460
Say like one more. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,

01:03:33.519 --> 01:03:36.059
12. Yeah, I got a bunch. I didn't know what the...

01:03:36.059 --> 01:03:38.360
I knew you said the limit, but I figured a bunch

01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:43.599
of these weren't going to be possible. Do you

01:03:43.599 --> 01:03:45.199
want to wait for Colin for this last one? Or

01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:47.380
is he here? Is he not here? Is he phasing out

01:03:47.380 --> 01:03:50.659
of reality? He'll be back. You can always repeat

01:03:50.659 --> 01:03:56.880
it. Next time on Dragon Ball Z. Alright. For

01:03:56.880 --> 01:04:01.039
the final question, all the beans. In which book

01:04:01.039 --> 01:04:15.019
does Savitar die? Savitar dies? Savitar dies?

01:04:15.460 --> 01:04:21.480
I feel like this is a trick question. I vastly

01:04:21.480 --> 01:04:23.519
underestimated the lack of books being read.

01:04:24.599 --> 01:04:28.820
It comes calling again. I think I have zero Night

01:04:28.820 --> 01:04:31.860
Lords videos on my channel. Maybe one. You should

01:04:31.860 --> 01:04:36.199
fix that. Shout out to the millisecond of returning

01:04:36.199 --> 01:04:39.059
computer internet before it immediately left.

01:04:40.059 --> 01:04:46.019
That was good. Did you hear the question, Colin,

01:04:46.099 --> 01:04:51.340
or no? No, no, I didn't. In which book does Savitar

01:04:51.340 --> 01:05:07.539
die? did i get a half point colin commented the

01:05:07.539 --> 01:05:15.920
night lords oh and he's gone again reminder folks

01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:19.920
we've never had technical difficulties on this

01:05:19.920 --> 01:05:22.539
uh podcast it always runs smoothly and perfectly

01:05:22.539 --> 01:05:28.320
every time shush shush your face um we'll save

01:05:28.320 --> 01:05:32.760
his answer for last uh okay Andy, coming in with

01:05:32.760 --> 01:05:37.320
SavitarLibs. Oh, here we go. What is fucking

01:05:37.320 --> 01:05:42.719
happening to my internet, dog? Well, it's good

01:05:42.719 --> 01:05:45.420
so far. Welcome back. It's encouraging. Oh, I

01:05:45.420 --> 01:05:47.159
see the fourth chair. It's just right behind

01:05:47.159 --> 01:05:55.420
you. Is that the poster Goku stole? Did you replace

01:05:55.420 --> 01:05:59.960
it? What poster? Oh, yeah, there's Cell, there's

01:05:59.960 --> 01:06:04.139
Goku. I got distracted. Yeah, Colin, you said

01:06:04.139 --> 01:06:07.420
the Night Lord's omnibus. Andy said none of them.

01:06:13.289 --> 01:06:16.889
It was a trick question because it is not stated

01:06:16.889 --> 01:06:19.530
in any book when he dies. It is just believed

01:06:19.530 --> 01:06:22.750
he died. Unfortunately, you said Savitar lives

01:06:22.750 --> 01:06:24.750
and that's neither confirmed either. So Eli,

01:06:24.750 --> 01:06:27.110
you get half a point. Savitar totally lives.

01:06:27.789 --> 01:06:30.130
Don't I get a point for saying he doesn't die

01:06:30.130 --> 01:06:36.090
in any book? It's not in any books. It's never

01:06:36.090 --> 01:06:41.750
stated when he dies. So I get a point? Yes, you

01:06:41.750 --> 01:06:47.190
get a point. Yay! Colin gets no points because

01:06:47.190 --> 01:06:51.150
the Nightlose Omnibus isn't even about Savitar.

01:06:51.989 --> 01:06:55.829
I don't even think he's mentioned. Damn, that's

01:06:55.829 --> 01:06:59.889
rough. Well, they're too busy running away most

01:06:59.889 --> 01:07:02.429
of the time to even discuss such nuanced policies.

01:07:03.389 --> 01:07:10.119
Wow. But, yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure what

01:07:10.119 --> 01:07:13.619
the tally was, but I think I won. I think I win.

01:07:13.860 --> 01:07:16.719
And you have like nine points or something. I

01:07:16.719 --> 01:07:22.179
only have... I only have Eli's name crossed out

01:07:22.179 --> 01:07:25.920
very aggressively after the picture of Goku with

01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:30.820
very colorful words written next to it. I kind

01:07:30.820 --> 01:07:35.480
of blacked out after that. Yeah. I think I handily

01:07:35.480 --> 01:07:41.849
win that one. No. There's just a note that says

01:07:41.849 --> 01:07:44.289
turn off your insulin pump. What was I writing?

01:07:44.789 --> 01:07:47.230
I don't think I was even thinking. Man, shit.

01:07:47.670 --> 01:07:57.710
Give it like a day. You don't even get... You

01:07:57.710 --> 01:07:59.409
don't got to do anything. Just wait for the American

01:07:59.409 --> 01:08:01.690
healthcare industry to change what insulin I'm

01:08:01.690 --> 01:08:03.750
getting again so it takes me an extra month to

01:08:03.750 --> 01:08:07.639
get it. We're going to be sending it over the

01:08:07.639 --> 01:08:10.260
board a few. Here, some British insulin. It's

01:08:10.260 --> 01:08:13.159
full of chips. I don't care what it's full of.

01:08:14.420 --> 01:08:18.359
It's just a can of Heinz. Yeah, basically. We

01:08:18.359 --> 01:08:22.000
take those. But before we call it a day, we've

01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:24.100
got some more donations to go through. So, Shalaxy's

01:08:24.100 --> 01:08:27.079
Wettest Gripper. Hello, fella. Member for eight

01:08:27.079 --> 01:08:29.819
months. I love your wriggling fibro. It's kicking

01:08:29.819 --> 01:08:34.479
my hole. I don't like any of those words. That

01:08:34.479 --> 01:08:40.310
was a message. That was sin. Yeah, sure. Why

01:08:40.310 --> 01:08:43.329
not? I'll take one that's not sinful. This one

01:08:43.329 --> 01:08:47.270
is nice. Xterra with the tenor. Hey, guys. It's

01:08:47.270 --> 01:08:49.630
been a while. How was voice acting for the Mechanicus

01:08:49.630 --> 01:08:52.510
Blood and Steel? I don't know what that is. It's

01:08:52.510 --> 01:08:57.029
the Warrior Tier video. I wasn't in that one,

01:08:57.090 --> 01:09:00.710
so I couldn't tell you. It was good. I had fun.

01:09:01.350 --> 01:09:04.039
Nice. Also, fuck you, Pancreas, for using the

01:09:04.039 --> 01:09:07.020
FTL soundtrack. It's giving me the shakes. That

01:09:07.020 --> 01:09:09.399
sounds like a personal problem, that a video

01:09:09.399 --> 01:09:11.539
game soundtrack is giving you the fent flop.

01:09:14.060 --> 01:09:18.720
I must admit, I had the YouTube music app on

01:09:18.720 --> 01:09:19.859
a while ago, and it was just going through lots

01:09:19.859 --> 01:09:21.239
of music, and then it came on at one point, and

01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:24.159
I had that sensation where you feel like you're

01:09:24.159 --> 01:09:26.720
falling, and I was like, I didn't put on a Pancreas

01:09:26.720 --> 01:09:28.760
video, and I was like, plong, and I went, uh

01:09:28.760 --> 01:09:32.359
-uh. It made me feel strange. So that was fun.

01:09:32.979 --> 01:09:35.020
Eli, you want this one? Bunny cup thing for the

01:09:35.020 --> 01:09:38.859
$5. Do not sleep on Miracle of Sound. Also, thank

01:09:38.859 --> 01:09:41.220
you, Colin. Had a steak for lunch at work. Thanks

01:09:41.220 --> 01:09:44.739
to your factor code. Oh, sick. Sponsor shout

01:09:44.739 --> 01:09:48.119
out. Sponsor. Yum, yum. I swear I didn't pay

01:09:48.119 --> 01:09:56.189
him. Bean for $5. Constructions? Is this a reference

01:09:56.189 --> 01:09:59.010
to the niche A24 film Transformers 2, Revenge

01:09:59.010 --> 01:10:04.010
of the Fallen? Huge. The best movie ever made.

01:10:04.090 --> 01:10:07.609
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. No. It's called

01:10:07.609 --> 01:10:12.170
Constructicons. No, Constructicons go from Generation

01:10:12.170 --> 01:10:16.470
1 Constructicons, you Philistine. Did you call

01:10:16.470 --> 01:10:19.310
him a Philistine? I am under the enemy's scrotum.

01:10:20.109 --> 01:10:27.689
Peak movie. I hate you. Die. Oh, no. God bless

01:10:27.689 --> 01:10:32.689
John Totoro. Morafi's designated toilet for five.

01:10:32.850 --> 01:10:37.770
Night Lords. I know who you are. Night Lords

01:10:37.770 --> 01:10:40.510
connect telepathically using sounding rods. Also,

01:10:40.550 --> 01:10:43.130
happy birthday, Colin. Remember, folks, it's

01:10:43.130 --> 01:10:45.829
Colin's birthday again this week. The eighth

01:10:45.829 --> 01:10:50.390
week in a row. Oh, God. Colin will wear a green

01:10:50.390 --> 01:10:54.029
hat in one week. One week, folks. I'm very excited.

01:10:56.909 --> 01:11:00.449
Do you want me to say this one? Yeah, go for

01:11:00.449 --> 01:11:03.829
it. Hey, Red, I hope that our community is a

01:11:03.829 --> 01:11:07.949
degenerate as yours. Wear the hat, Colin, or

01:11:07.949 --> 01:11:09.689
I will come out of the walls and do it myself.

01:11:10.970 --> 01:11:13.329
That username has been counting down, by the

01:11:13.329 --> 01:11:16.880
way. It was four weeks. You better have a green

01:11:16.880 --> 01:11:19.520
hat on for the Taros episode. It started in the

01:11:19.520 --> 01:11:21.640
double digits and it's been slowly ticking away

01:11:21.640 --> 01:11:24.840
and we're like, we don't know why. And it's just

01:11:24.840 --> 01:11:27.140
like, I guess it's going to happen. I'm not Colin.

01:11:27.279 --> 01:11:30.539
I hope he has a green hat. I see what happens.

01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:38.930
Surely acquire one somewhere. Dying of Pregnancy.

01:11:39.010 --> 01:11:41.569
Guys, come around to tell stories. Are you effing

01:11:41.569 --> 01:11:43.590
kidding me? Renegade Marines are still the most

01:11:43.590 --> 01:11:49.109
human? Fair point. Dying of Pregnancy. Sounds

01:11:49.109 --> 01:11:52.350
like a band name. Like a metal band. You know,

01:11:52.350 --> 01:11:53.770
like Cannibal Corpse? It'd be something like

01:11:53.770 --> 01:11:58.229
that. Hi, Andy. Did you hear about the new Carcaridon's

01:11:58.229 --> 01:12:00.329
novel coming out soon? Also, anyone hyped for

01:12:00.329 --> 01:12:01.930
the new Siege of Terror book coming out as well?

01:12:03.050 --> 01:12:08.270
I have not heard. Horus Heresy? It's like an

01:12:08.270 --> 01:12:10.369
anthology that they're tacking on at the end,

01:12:10.449 --> 01:12:13.590
and it's like a big picture of the gates. Apparently,

01:12:13.609 --> 01:12:15.670
the website went down because of scalpers, so

01:12:15.670 --> 01:12:18.949
GW had to shut down pre -orders. Who could have

01:12:18.949 --> 01:12:22.510
seen that one coming? Who could have? Not me.

01:12:24.550 --> 01:12:28.270
Coldtoedude57, thank you for the $5. Primark

01:12:28.270 --> 01:12:32.850
Foreskin tier list win. Is Conrad circumcised,

01:12:32.890 --> 01:12:35.789
or is that just one of the things he did to Vulcan?

01:12:36.090 --> 01:12:38.789
Hey, man, I don't know how to tell you this,

01:12:38.869 --> 01:12:42.550
but you're not reaching heaven. Real question,

01:12:42.729 --> 01:12:45.949
though. Can Vulcan get circumcised? I was going

01:12:45.949 --> 01:12:48.029
to say, surely that's possible. He's a perpetual,

01:12:48.350 --> 01:12:52.949
though, right? He regenerates. You know how Wolverine

01:12:52.949 --> 01:12:54.970
comes back from a skeleton? I think it's something

01:12:54.970 --> 01:12:59.350
like that. Yeah. Wolverine gets hit by a nuke,

01:12:59.409 --> 01:13:03.989
but his pee -pee survives. Anyway. Caleb Collins.

01:13:04.630 --> 01:13:07.010
Talos is mid. Red, listen to the voice's advice

01:13:07.010 --> 01:13:10.829
more. Wow. I don't know if he's referencing the

01:13:10.829 --> 01:13:13.250
character or my cat. Either way, your life is

01:13:13.250 --> 01:13:18.770
forfeit. See you soon, Caleb. You're Joe. Oh,

01:13:18.789 --> 01:13:22.989
no. Here are the $5. Post for Colin. All right.

01:13:23.250 --> 01:13:28.210
Oh, man. Colin, go downstairs and lube up your

01:13:28.210 --> 01:13:30.449
Wi -Fi router with your insulin and pray to the

01:13:30.449 --> 01:13:34.579
machine spirit. Well... Now, give me just one

01:13:34.579 --> 01:13:42.739
moment, please. Yeah, I would like to not basically

01:13:42.739 --> 01:13:46.500
just pour anywhere from 50 to a grand onto the

01:13:46.500 --> 01:13:49.800
router. That is a loser's mentality, my friend.

01:13:50.220 --> 01:13:56.739
Wow. Wow. Zano, for 18 months, remember, happy

01:13:56.739 --> 01:13:59.140
birthday, Colin. Painting Bretonnia for you.

01:13:59.600 --> 01:14:04.850
All right. Very bad. Oh, so here's a response

01:14:04.850 --> 01:14:06.810
from Bunny Cop about your sponsorship, Colin.

01:14:07.750 --> 01:14:15.369
Thank you. I was not paid. Yeah! FGEU Space Wolves,

01:14:15.369 --> 01:14:18.170
even furries hate you. Wow. I love you, Space

01:14:18.170 --> 01:14:20.390
Wolves. Wow, that came out of nowhere. Kill all

01:14:20.390 --> 01:14:22.989
the Space Wolves. Matt Eckert, thank you very

01:14:22.989 --> 01:14:26.260
much for the $10. Shout out to your hairline.

01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:29.079
They should go towards Eli and Colin getting

01:14:29.079 --> 01:14:33.680
their Turkish hair transplants. Okay. Wow. Thank

01:14:33.680 --> 01:14:38.380
you very much. Uncalled for. And I think this

01:14:38.380 --> 01:14:41.250
is the last one. Owl with a howl. for five oh

01:14:41.250 --> 01:14:42.930
no there's another one from five euros first

01:14:42.930 --> 01:14:44.689
time catching your live something felt wrong

01:14:44.689 --> 01:14:46.189
turns out i'm a dumbass and i normally watch

01:14:46.189 --> 01:14:50.029
on two times speed crazy i was living in the

01:14:50.029 --> 01:14:53.050
future wow jesus why would you do that what's

01:14:53.050 --> 01:14:57.109
the what are the pros of that benefits oh my

01:14:57.109 --> 01:14:59.949
gosh get more done get more done rat race grind

01:14:59.949 --> 01:15:03.109
grind grind sigma male grind set uh beam beam

01:15:03.109 --> 01:15:05.229
for two transformers two beginner to expert when

01:15:05.229 --> 01:15:07.819
all right folks i got a confession to make I've

01:15:07.819 --> 01:15:09.739
only watched a bit of the first film, and I just

01:15:09.739 --> 01:15:12.060
turned it off. Couldn't do it. We could have

01:15:12.060 --> 01:15:15.640
watched Transformers in Ireland. Wow. We could

01:15:15.640 --> 01:15:19.079
have, but instead... We could have. Instead,

01:15:20.020 --> 01:15:23.819
we watched Legend. Well, we watched Legend with

01:15:23.819 --> 01:15:25.640
Tom Hardy, and I loved how, even though it's

01:15:25.640 --> 01:15:27.720
an English -speaking film, Eli and Colin required

01:15:27.720 --> 01:15:32.020
subtitles. Also, Colin is frozen again. Oh, no.

01:15:32.640 --> 01:15:36.819
But he's also got this kind of... Been doing

01:15:36.819 --> 01:15:41.800
a bit of a on the devil's grass before we end

01:15:41.800 --> 01:15:44.319
the stream. Well, I think we can all say it's

01:15:44.319 --> 01:15:46.340
been an absolutely lovely stream. A lot of fun.

01:15:46.420 --> 01:15:48.979
Thank you very much for your banter and donations.

01:15:49.140 --> 01:15:50.739
And also, thank you very much, Red, for being

01:15:50.739 --> 01:15:53.199
on the pod. Glad to have you again if you want

01:15:53.199 --> 01:15:56.619
to come on again at some point. How was it for

01:15:56.619 --> 01:15:59.739
you? Did you enjoy yourself? I always enjoy bringing

01:15:59.739 --> 01:16:03.460
nothing but suffering to my fellow peers. Yeah,

01:16:03.460 --> 01:16:05.920
it's good fun. Where can people find you at the

01:16:05.920 --> 01:16:09.920
moment? Is it your Instagram? Yeah, I have an

01:16:09.920 --> 01:16:12.180
Instagram. I occasionally post there and I'm

01:16:12.180 --> 01:16:16.159
starting to work on my own stuff right now. That's

01:16:16.159 --> 01:16:18.159
pretty much all the online presence I have currently.

01:16:18.340 --> 01:16:19.979
Working on other stuff at the moment, though.

01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:25.760
And we're back to the phone. Hello. Don't worry.

01:16:27.600 --> 01:16:29.539
We'll put your router out of its misery soon,

01:16:29.680 --> 01:16:32.279
Colin. It's fine. Yeah, I gotta take it back

01:16:32.279 --> 01:16:38.899
behind the shed. Also, two last donations from

01:16:38.899 --> 01:16:41.119
Elizabeth Young for five. Well, I took the plunge

01:16:41.119 --> 01:16:43.579
and bought my first 40k codex and happy to see

01:16:43.579 --> 01:16:45.539
Red back. I missed you. It will be outdated in

01:16:45.539 --> 01:16:51.079
a month. Huge. Also, depending on which one you

01:16:51.079 --> 01:16:54.439
got, it might already be outdated. Remember the

01:16:54.439 --> 01:16:57.300
Votan, folks? Gone within one edition. Deserved.

01:16:57.899 --> 01:17:02.100
Fuck off. It's not random. It's Space Wolves

01:17:02.100 --> 01:17:05.079
hate from a fur. I still love the Space Wolves.

01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:07.500
Mishmash. Oh, and it's Mishmash. Hello, Mishmash.

01:17:07.640 --> 01:17:11.439
Oh my god. I thought they deported him back to

01:17:11.439 --> 01:17:18.779
Kazakhstan. Oh dear. He lives. You're doing well.

01:17:18.840 --> 01:17:20.779
Been a while since we've yapped, homie. Aww.

01:17:21.079 --> 01:17:25.359
Hello, Mish. We missed one from DonkeyManUSA.

01:17:25.800 --> 01:17:28.699
Did we? He's before Elizabeth Young. Oh yes.

01:17:28.979 --> 01:17:32.539
Thank you, DonkeyMan. I guess you never miss,

01:17:32.619 --> 01:17:37.300
huh? Thanks. I bet he doesn't kiss ya, moi. I

01:17:37.300 --> 01:17:41.300
don't remember all that. Thank you, DonkeyManUSA,

01:17:41.300 --> 01:17:43.279
for the five dollies. My ultimate kid bash ghoul

01:17:43.279 --> 01:17:46.159
is the Great Horned Omnissiah. I look forward

01:17:46.159 --> 01:17:49.100
to it. You can see Donkey Man's insane Skaven

01:17:49.100 --> 01:17:52.060
creations in the Discord whenever he posts. Join

01:17:52.060 --> 01:17:55.239
the Discord. Phone does work. Someone commented

01:17:55.239 --> 01:18:03.159
phone does work. Oh dear. All I heard was does

01:18:03.159 --> 01:18:08.020
work. But yeah, that was the Nightlord's omnibus

01:18:08.020 --> 01:18:13.300
slash Nightlord's lore. I won. It was good fun.

01:18:13.739 --> 01:18:15.979
To be honest, I feel like we've all lost a bit

01:18:15.979 --> 01:18:19.140
of ourselves. We've all lost the spirit. This

01:18:19.140 --> 01:18:21.420
has been depressing to see how little we actually

01:18:21.420 --> 01:18:22.979
knew, considering how many questions there were.

01:18:23.079 --> 01:18:27.420
I'll raid the omnibus someday. I don't need a

01:18:27.420 --> 01:18:31.300
quiz to tell me how ignorant I am, sir. There

01:18:31.300 --> 01:18:34.619
was casualties across the board. Colin lost his

01:18:34.619 --> 01:18:39.000
internet. Eli lost his hairline. I lost my faith

01:18:39.000 --> 01:18:42.149
in humanity upon seeing Goku pregnant. That's

01:18:42.149 --> 01:18:45.229
not the only picture you can find. I'm not sure

01:18:45.229 --> 01:18:47.470
what Andy lost, but we're working on it, folks.

01:18:47.750 --> 01:18:51.449
Yeah. Dignity. Dignity seeing that Goku meme,

01:18:51.590 --> 01:18:55.189
particularly. Dignity. But either way, that was

01:18:55.189 --> 01:18:57.010
good fun. Thank you very much, Red, for popping

01:18:57.010 --> 01:19:01.210
on our humble pod. And we'll see you all next

01:19:01.210 --> 01:19:02.930
time, folks. And hopefully we'll have Hal when

01:19:02.930 --> 01:19:05.529
he's not looking after Duggs. Bye -bye. Bye,

01:19:05.529 --> 01:19:05.689
everyone.