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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, it's Law Crimes.

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And we've got a special guest. Who's this? Who's

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this fella in the middle? I'm a guest. I don't

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know about special, but you're special to us.

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This is for the law criminals. He maybe doesn't

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need an introduction, because obviously... uh

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you know founding member of adeptus ridiculous

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uh from what we guys will probably know from

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the warhammer side of it uh from what i recall

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as well uh war particularly uh got the um fame

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from warframe i remember and oh wow you're really

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using the wayback machine yeah yeah uh dk though

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is someone who uh for for the uninitiated which

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would be crazy um He is someone who online people

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have seen literally go from a beginner to an

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expert in Warhammer lore. He's been doing the

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Electro Strikers podcast for a few years now.

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Obviously, fantastic trendsetters, absolute goated

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podcast. And he's here today because we thought

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he's been living it up too much. He's enjoyed

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this level of respect. amongst the community

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for too long, and therefore we have decided to

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rank who has the best feet in Warhammer and who's

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better to bring along than DK. I'm so sorry,

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bro, but welcome to the channel, and obviously

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feel free to give all the opinions. I just noticed

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Colin changed his subtitle link. Would you like

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to read that out, Colin, for the audio listeners?

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Lick them, suck them, put them in my mouth. Yeah,

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baby. That is something you can do. Boil them,

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mash them, stick them in a stew. Same cadence

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right there. Blimey. That's the idea. Yeah, no,

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that's the joke. I will admit, I suggested this

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idea. I suggested it with saying, who has the

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worst feet? I was corrected. Colin said, nah.

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No, no, Colin, you came in and said, nah, nah,

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nah. Full send it. No, yeah, what I said was

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commit to the bit. I didn't bring the bit up.

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Who's worse? The guy who suggested the feet tier

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list or the guys who showed up to the feet tier

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list? You, because I gave an alternative and

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you didn't say anything. Oh, there was another

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option and you still picked feet? Yes. All we

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need to remember is Hal came up with the idea.

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Hal made the thumbnail and put in big, bold yellow

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letters. I'm just going to assume that's what

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we're talking about, if that's the way we're

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going. So I made this tier list. I've given the

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people what they wanted. We've had comments about

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this since day one. So we're giving the people

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what they want. Should the degeneracy begin now?

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I'm already dreading the comments. I'm dreading

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them. Who is this? We're going to start off with

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a... And it's just an Adric classic. It's an

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Adric classic to start us off. Who's this Bricky?

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Who's this DK? That's Lilia's lake! Oh yeah.

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That's an S tier. That's an S tier. That's a

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very clean S tier. That's Bretonnian. That has

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to be an S, right? Are they fake, though? She's

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like, she's not even real. Shush you. No way

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with you, non -believer. She's the elf, so she's

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fine. It's the rest of them that are garbage.

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Oh, the human. Cullen hates Bretonnian. No. No,

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she's the elf. That's Lilia. You hate burning

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passion, don't you, the Protonians? I mean...

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I don't... The reason I don't want to put it

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in S, though, is surely there must be better

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than that. Surely. What do you mean? Goddess?

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Oh, actual goddess? You're telling me your feet

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aren't that great? Fair enough, fair enough.

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Man, the strong justification came in. It's getting

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heated and we're on the first one. This is crazy.

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All I can say is I'm not really into feet, but

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I'll just say they look clean at least. So that's

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good. I think that's good. This is Ivraine, daughter

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of Carls, I guess. Gilliman's wife. She can't

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make it into S tier because her character would

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mess it up somehow in the books. The books would

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mess it up somehow. I mean, all I'm saying is

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I appreciate she has a lot going on looking for

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the crone swords, but I appreciate that she still

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had the time to paint her nails on her off time.

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Surely that gives special consideration. I think

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it's the accessorizing that's really putting

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it into S tier. With the little legging foot

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wrap thing. she's a classy lady can i can i argue

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going down to a because she walks barefoot everywhere

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and therefore she flows she has to walk through

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like that's part of the fun part of the fun stuff

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i don't know she's just doing hold on she ran

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through the garden of mergel With bare feet.

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That's crazy. We can't be taken anywhere. That

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was not enjoyable. I haven't taken my mic out

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in a while, that was a lot of dust I just got

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for that. Serves you right. Those feet have seen

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Komara as well, I mean. That's just a Qatari

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thing. Yeah, that's just... This is an infiltrator.

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This is a Sicarian infiltrator. Yeah. You don't

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like metal feet? Can I ask a question? We should

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have clarified this. Is good, like, sexy, or

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is good functional? I think you know. If it's

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just functional, then that's the most one, because

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that's an augmentation, but no, come on. You

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know what we're doing here. You know what we're

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doing here. Stop trying to hide it, Hal. This

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is your brainchild. I'm not even hiding it. I

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just realized I'm not up to speed. I'm just saying,

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look at the torque on that joint. You can jump

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pretty high with them things, surely. This isn't

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about functionality. This is not about functionality.

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All right, Eli, are you attracted to this for

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that one? No, I'm not attracted to that one.

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Not even with like, what are these bits that

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stick out the top? I don't know what that is.

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No, I don't think so. Joints. Joints? I'm happy

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with it being in D because clearly this is the

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lowest form of sexy. Hang on a minute. Am I looking

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at a Jokero further down the line? Yeah, yeah.

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He's making it. Yeah, yeah. Give it time. Give

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it time. I will say I was the one who made this

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list. It was actually surprisingly difficult

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to find feet pictures. But one thing I have done

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is I have done very few booted feet because if

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it's just like a Space Marine shoes, who cares?

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It's a shoe. It's not a foot. We're looking for

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what resides in the foot with a couple of exceptions.

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Only like two. So yeah, we're not a big fan of

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the OmniSci's foot. We're not a fan. This shit

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is not going to look good at the pearly gates,

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bro. Alright, op quiz. Whose foot is this? I

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don't actually know. Anyone know? My guess is

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Sigmar. No. Man's got his bloody Jesus of Nazareth

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song though. This is a lady's foot. What? It

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ain't looking so good. Do you want to know who

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it belongs to? Who does this belong to? This

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belongs to Saint Sabat of the Sororitas. So she

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has died, so that's fair enough. A little bit

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of necro going on there. I don't think I've seen

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this art before. Could someone, for the lore

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reason, explain more about this character, because

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I'm a bit unfamiliar. It's a living saint, it

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isn't Celestine. She's the living saint of the

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Sabbat Crusade. There's your lore drop. Oh, like

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Gorn's Ghost. Yeah, like that stuff. This actual

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art looks really cool, actually. It looks like

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a magic gathering card. She has some cool art.

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Does she have a model? No, I guess it's a conversion

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problem. No, it's someone converted Yudrashtra

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from Age of Sigmar. I'm staring at this too long,

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guys. We really need to put this in. Probably

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C or B tier. It's better than the Admech one.

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I don't know if it's better than the Admech one

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because that looks like it's got some stank on

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it. It looks decayed. But at least it's wood.

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At least the AdMech one is just like, oh yeah,

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maybe it smells like rusted metal or something.

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Smells like WD -40. This one is off -putting.

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This smells like one of the newer Nerval models.

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Sloppity bile pipe air. I beg your finest pardon.

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Go on. I hate new Death Guard. Oh my gosh. It's

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not from Death Guard, it's from Sigmar. Scottish

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Nurgle Demon. Scottish Nurgle Demon. Nurgle's

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downfall must be studied. Can we please not have

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that in B? Just for the guy's name, right? Yeah,

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I agree. It kind of implies he's going to be

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sucking on his toes almost. It's just his name

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alone. While he plays the bagpipes. That's like

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worse than death. That's terrible. Imagine that.

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Speaking of worse than death. I'm going to put

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this right at the bottom to start with. That's

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a great unclean when it's like toesy bozos. It's

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a lot of volume. It's a lot of volume. Too much

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girth in them toes. It has character. if you're

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into that it's a lot of bang for your buck for

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sure have anyone uh are you familiar with the

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great clean one i am i have been tortured by

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that picture for many a month yes yeah although

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before you guys got in we referenced that and

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i said to dk yeah ultimate brexit geezer like

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the miniature there's a mod for the great clean

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one for total warhammer You can see it in glorious

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3D animation. Sark Gornmir says think of all

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the cheese, and I think if you're hungies and

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you need sustenance, or if you're a Nurgle worshipper,

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I feel like - There's more yeast than cheese

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in that. You're arguing to this fire in the detail.

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My respect is waning. That's not cheese, that's

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all continuous bearing. Can you please say that?

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Please, for the love of God. Yeah, it's saying

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that I'm not moving that. I'm not doing it. Dante's

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80 or something. Dante foot. He's got golden

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toes. Although... Well, you don't know what the

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toes look like. You know what the boot looks

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like. That's a fancy boot. But what's inside?

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Those feet might be pretty sweaty. Obviously...

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They do contain... a geriatric man's foot. Yeah,

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dude, he's like a thousand years old. You know

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that thing where you go into an old person's

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house and it smells of cabbage? It's even worse.

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I don't know about cabbage. I know old person

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smell, but I don't know about cabbage. That is

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a fair point, though. There is old person smell

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amongst Dante. And also, the weird thing about

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Dante, in his books it mentions... uh arcs of

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omen it mentions that he like when he meets the

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lion it references his black hair he hasn't even

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gone gray yet which is crazy that's contrary

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to all the artworks that's ever been depicted

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of him yeah like well i'm what i'm saying is

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boys it may not be as bad as we initially think

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true uh it could just be like this dude is technically

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had a really bad are you wait are you just saying

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maybe he's born of it maybe it's Devastation

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of Bob. Just for Dante, the new serum for your

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hair. He's probably broken his legs a few times.

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Oh, yeah. Space Marine is gigantism. I'm really

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thinking too much about this. Can we please just

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leave it? All right, all right, all right. Fan

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service time. It's Lelef's feet. Look at that.

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Even a little bit of booty at the very top of

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the picture. Yes. Yeah, it's got to be ARS, right?

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Come on. She's not better than the lady. She's

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not better than the lady. Oh, well, here begins

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the debate, right? So, somehow, this gal levitating

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everywhere, pristine foot, this gal trudging

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through Comora, and yet not a speck of dirt.

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How does she do it? Discuss. Magic, surely. Magic.

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People are paid to be killed by those feet. 100

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% in common law? I can guarantee it. What do

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you mean? Yeah. That's probably one of the more

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tame ways that she's killed someone. Fun fact,

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in the lore it's stated that she has concealed

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blades on her feet, on her elbows. They've killed

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tons of people with little bladies that go between.

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or on the tips. And then she's like, I'm bored

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of this. I'm just going back to daggers. Fair

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enough. Does that improve that for you guys?

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No! Alright, here's a question. Can she sign

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her signature with her toes? Oh, sure. Probably,

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yes. Could she write a book with those toes?

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The Disney was going to go crazy with the quote

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tonight. That's too good of a comment. Jake Thornton

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also did a good one. If you see that one, Andy,

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he said, Oh no, I can, I can fix. Well, Wow.

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Next one is Esther. Next one is Esther. I'm just

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gonna say, like, can I do that? I get she's an

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elf who floats, but, like... She's a god! She's

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a god! She's a god! And let us have a more interesting

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character. Lady of the Lake is just like, oh,

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hey, look, we took the Lady of the Lake for her.

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I don't want to suck his toes. Yeah, but I think

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objectively... I think, honestly, though, Lelep

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has done more with her feet than the Lady of

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the Lake ever did. So I feel like that should

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be... But in a way, that's better, though. They're

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not used. They've been invect. Oh, no. We don't

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know that, Hal. Your fanfiction is getting in

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the way. Therefore, they are worse. The deceiver

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is S tier. What? What? Can we read out the names

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before we... Metal! This is Necronomid, actually.

00:15:30.379 --> 00:15:35.960
It's living metal. Jump the fuck up. Nerd. It's

00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:38.299
gold! Have you seen this dude? He's handsome!

00:15:38.740 --> 00:15:42.580
Boys, opinion... We rated the Mechanicus one

00:15:42.580 --> 00:15:44.980
pretty low down in D, but now we've gone back

00:15:44.980 --> 00:15:48.019
to metal, and for some reason... Where metal

00:15:48.019 --> 00:15:51.039
has come back up again. It's living metal. It's

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a biological thing. Dude, he looks like a banana.

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Unbelievable. The model is old. The model is

00:16:01.100 --> 00:16:05.340
awesome. You'll never have a foot injury if it's

00:16:05.340 --> 00:16:07.679
made of necrodermis. And he also floats everywhere.

00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:10.759
That's pretty cool. And he can change his form.

00:16:12.100 --> 00:16:16.549
Will it... taste of mess means he chose to look

00:16:16.549 --> 00:16:20.269
like a banana i'm sure powers to make his feet

00:16:20.269 --> 00:16:22.990
taste different I like the idea that he goes

00:16:22.990 --> 00:16:24.830
to like a trainer shop and they're like, what

00:16:24.830 --> 00:16:26.750
size are you? And he's like, what size do you

00:16:26.750 --> 00:16:29.029
want me to be? Oh, why did you have to make it

00:16:29.029 --> 00:16:33.830
weird? I'm just trying to sell you shoes. I don't

00:16:33.830 --> 00:16:37.070
know. One of our critiques so far is, yeah, but

00:16:37.070 --> 00:16:42.789
what does it taste like? I don't like that. If

00:16:42.789 --> 00:16:47.110
it has a metallic twang, that's negative. All

00:16:47.110 --> 00:16:50.169
right. As an impartial observer, DK, where would

00:16:50.169 --> 00:16:57.360
you put this? uh probably high c it's over i

00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:01.460
see yeah this is the edge of b yeah sorry this

00:17:01.460 --> 00:17:03.399
is door to door with sorry what was his name

00:17:03.399 --> 00:17:07.740
the nurgle guy yeah surely this is better than

00:17:07.740 --> 00:17:11.859
the sloppity bile popper he is look he's one

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ahead yeah the same have you heard how great

00:17:16.539 --> 00:17:21.539
his name is i don't want to I'd suck the deceiver's

00:17:21.539 --> 00:17:24.819
toes 1 ,000 times before I had to suck the sloppity

00:17:24.819 --> 00:17:28.140
-bile popper's toes, okay? So would I. We are

00:17:28.140 --> 00:17:30.759
learning something about you every second this

00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:34.240
thing goes on. I know you probably had the opinion

00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:36.240
like, oh these guys like, they talk about lore

00:17:36.240 --> 00:17:37.460
all the time, they have lore channels, they know

00:17:37.460 --> 00:17:40.519
lore. This is not - this is a misuse of our -

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Once again, Hal! I gave an alternative. With

00:17:45.529 --> 00:17:48.750
great power comes great misuse of responsibility.

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Alright. Are you guys familiar with the Scourges

00:17:54.829 --> 00:17:57.549
of Drukhari? They're like the messengers and

00:17:57.549 --> 00:18:00.250
their feet have transformed into like whatever

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this is. They were in the Lilith Hesperax book.

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And they were like, oh yeah, they're just messengers.

00:18:07.450 --> 00:18:09.789
Aren't they actually like decent soldiers too

00:18:09.789 --> 00:18:12.119
or something? they're cool they're they they

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tend to like grab people who are being a pain

00:18:14.480 --> 00:18:17.119
from the streets and they drop them on the spikes

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of like the towers for fun um but you're not

00:18:20.099 --> 00:18:21.880
allowed to kill them because they're so valuable

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as messengers so it's a crime to harm them and

00:18:24.619 --> 00:18:26.500
yeah they're weird but i think they're kind of

00:18:26.500 --> 00:18:29.339
cool as well but because of their mutated body

00:18:29.339 --> 00:18:33.529
they have like this is all this big nail That's

00:18:33.529 --> 00:18:39.089
a D for me. I don't think it's even a foot, really.

00:18:39.369 --> 00:18:42.829
So this is a poser. Ooh, look at Hal coming out

00:18:42.829 --> 00:18:47.549
with the discrimination. Yes. The bug foot wasn't

00:18:47.549 --> 00:18:52.269
doing it for me. The avian foot. Is this a Vespid?

00:18:52.349 --> 00:18:57.009
Is this a Vespid coming up? This is the foot

00:18:57.009 --> 00:19:00.569
of Caradruac. What they call the guys who are

00:19:00.569 --> 00:19:03.849
scary from the Drukhari. You know how little

00:19:03.849 --> 00:19:08.690
that narrows it down. The ones who teleport.

00:19:09.069 --> 00:19:14.829
The shadow guys. No. Mandrakes. Yeah, he's like

00:19:14.829 --> 00:19:17.529
king of the Mandrakes. Look at those spiky toenails.

00:19:17.609 --> 00:19:22.750
What's going on there? Not a fan. Don't they

00:19:22.750 --> 00:19:26.690
have normal feet though, the models? Yeah, I'm

00:19:26.690 --> 00:19:30.470
pretty sure they do. I mean, that is a... Is

00:19:30.470 --> 00:19:35.089
that segmented? What is going on there? It seems

00:19:35.089 --> 00:19:38.930
to be protruding a bit more than it should. I

00:19:38.930 --> 00:19:41.450
like that less than a lot of the more disgusting

00:19:41.450 --> 00:19:44.990
ones. Yeah, that's a weird one. Don't mandrakes

00:19:44.990 --> 00:19:47.990
also ask for really weird shit as payment? yes

00:19:47.990 --> 00:19:50.529
they do oh yeah depending on depending on how

00:19:50.529 --> 00:19:52.329
honest or something is what they want it's like

00:19:52.329 --> 00:19:54.869
what do you do with you i fought in the wind

00:19:54.869 --> 00:19:57.089
senior ones are like give me the give me the

00:19:57.089 --> 00:19:59.690
heart of a dishonest judge of the rbts like yeah

00:19:59.690 --> 00:20:03.609
they're weirdos i'm like i might want to i don't

00:20:03.609 --> 00:20:06.490
want one coming after me have you um you know

00:20:06.490 --> 00:20:10.190
read these the the horror book with the um the

00:20:10.190 --> 00:20:13.170
noble who has, like, they have a mandrake, basically,

00:20:13.230 --> 00:20:15.630
in their own basement in their oubliette, and

00:20:15.630 --> 00:20:17.849
they make deals with it and stuff, and that goes

00:20:17.849 --> 00:20:20.809
terribly wrong. It goes as well as you could

00:20:20.809 --> 00:20:25.809
hope for. Yup. By the way, we've got a ton of

00:20:25.809 --> 00:20:27.809
donations. Should we get through those now? Thank

00:20:27.809 --> 00:20:31.539
you, chat. So to start off with, DonkeyManUSA,

00:20:31.599 --> 00:20:33.779
stream on time because Hal finished gooning.

00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:37.299
He's probably on time because that's what he's

00:20:37.299 --> 00:20:41.160
doing right now. You can't see below the camera

00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:50.660
line. He's got all the content he needs. Wow.

00:20:51.339 --> 00:20:56.839
Oh dear. Shark bornmere, 1074. Faris dongus bongus?

00:20:56.880 --> 00:21:00.700
No, that is unrelated to the subject. But for

00:21:00.700 --> 00:21:03.099
context, it was discussed that you could turn

00:21:03.099 --> 00:21:07.950
Faris Manus into a bong. DK, we - Can we introduce

00:21:07.950 --> 00:21:10.150
you to the next donor, if you can see it? Because

00:21:10.150 --> 00:21:13.250
this is a legend of the Law Crimes chat. That

00:21:13.250 --> 00:21:17.349
name. Cabanda's mighty schlong of Cygnus? Wow.

00:21:17.710 --> 00:21:23.049
Yes. That's a banging name. Yep. You could have

00:21:23.049 --> 00:21:25.809
brought Eric from Porehammer. He was right there.

00:21:26.009 --> 00:21:29.009
Has he got a notorious, like, thing? Does Eric

00:21:29.009 --> 00:21:33.230
like feet? You know, let's just say he does.

00:21:33.390 --> 00:21:35.910
Sure. Why not? It might not be true, but it's

00:21:35.910 --> 00:21:41.349
the internet. Who cares? Now he does. I'm not

00:21:41.349 --> 00:21:44.210
seeing any hoof representation. There be hoofs.

00:21:44.490 --> 00:21:49.029
Yeah, there's some. There's a metal one. Thank

00:21:49.029 --> 00:21:53.190
you for the five European monies. People are

00:21:53.190 --> 00:21:56.859
the lowest form of sentient life. How? DK, I

00:21:56.859 --> 00:21:58.660
know you'll forget you did this podcast five

00:21:58.660 --> 00:22:00.720
minutes after. It's over, but have fun regardless.

00:22:01.539 --> 00:22:04.960
Hell yeah. I am actively forgetting it minutes

00:22:04.960 --> 00:22:08.079
after we talk, so don't worry. I'm forgetting

00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:11.799
it as it happens. Amazing. Colin, do you want

00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:15.099
to do this one? Oh, sure. Hello, gentlemen. Hello,

00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:17.579
DK. Apologize, but I must curse you all over

00:22:17.579 --> 00:22:19.400
the stupid thought that came to me. She gork

00:22:19.400 --> 00:22:21.859
on my morgue until it started crumping. Huge.

00:22:22.299 --> 00:22:30.750
I am. 15 shekels. Boingob, man jumped so close

00:22:30.750 --> 00:22:33.750
to the sun, he got rotisserie chicken. Oh yeah,

00:22:33.849 --> 00:22:38.190
DK. Are we spreading Boingob more? Are you familiar,

00:22:38.329 --> 00:22:40.970
DK, with the lore from Age of Sigmar, Boingob?

00:22:41.609 --> 00:22:43.789
I have not touched Age of Sigmar yet, so I do

00:22:43.789 --> 00:22:47.160
not know Boingob. we didn't even call him please

00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:49.700
would you ingratiate our guest with the holy

00:22:49.700 --> 00:22:53.000
father he's the dad of every squig and he died

00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:55.799
when he tried to eat the sun and when we learned

00:22:55.799 --> 00:22:58.579
about this i don't know why but we laughed for

00:22:58.579 --> 00:23:02.880
like 15 minutes straight i couldn't breathe that

00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:05.359
is the most squig thing you could do i think

00:23:05.359 --> 00:23:08.039
he was a ginormous squid as well he tried to

00:23:08.039 --> 00:23:10.220
jump between realms and he died for our sins

00:23:10.220 --> 00:23:17.059
document usa thank you for the two dollars You

00:23:17.059 --> 00:23:19.380
definitely need WD -40 for that to do it safely.

00:23:19.680 --> 00:23:27.539
Oh, no. Danger to till for 50 SEK. The one live

00:23:27.539 --> 00:23:31.059
stream I managed to tune in to feed white lights.

00:23:31.519 --> 00:23:38.440
Oh, man. Bad luck. This one's from SharkBornMirror.

00:23:38.500 --> 00:23:41.579
Thank you for the fiver. Colin's going to marath

00:23:41.579 --> 00:23:45.059
these toes so hard they'll lose coloration. Also,

00:23:45.099 --> 00:23:47.500
happy birthday, Colin. It's been five months.

00:23:50.500 --> 00:23:53.319
Colin, it's your birthday every week. This is

00:23:53.319 --> 00:23:57.640
his birthday. Oh, my. Oh, my. Okay, glass laughter.

00:23:58.500 --> 00:24:00.700
Andy is the most kind and nice person in the

00:24:00.700 --> 00:24:04.220
40K community. Aw. Eli, you inspire me to take

00:24:04.220 --> 00:24:09.349
my physical health seriously. Yay. Colin. Hal,

00:24:09.450 --> 00:24:11.630
your dedication to your videos is amazing and

00:24:11.630 --> 00:24:14.230
drives me to go such heights in my own world.

00:24:14.309 --> 00:24:17.549
That was a lovely comment. Thank you so much

00:24:17.549 --> 00:24:19.529
for your support. Also, I was reading that too

00:24:19.529 --> 00:24:21.809
quickly. I thought that comment said, Eli, you

00:24:21.809 --> 00:24:23.970
inspire me to take my mental health seriously.

00:24:23.970 --> 00:24:29.470
I was like, damn! Jesus! To be fair, Eli is a

00:24:29.470 --> 00:24:34.680
bodybuilder, so he is hench. He's strong. Colin

00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:36.619
will wear a green hat in three weeks. Colin will

00:24:36.619 --> 00:24:39.299
wear a green hat in three weeks. Oh, it's counting

00:24:39.299 --> 00:24:44.259
down now. It is counting down. Thank you for

00:24:44.259 --> 00:24:49.440
the five Europeans. If DK got an Eithaus Rao

00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:52.859
cares quote from an Adric episode, he'd start

00:24:52.859 --> 00:24:55.039
saying his true name, but on the last syllable,

00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:58.829
overcorrects and says it's Scarbrand. That was

00:24:58.829 --> 00:25:01.450
a lot of words. I know what you're talking about,

00:25:01.509 --> 00:25:04.349
and I actually have that model. I have him. I

00:25:04.349 --> 00:25:07.910
got him from ChinaCast. He's a really big bird.

00:25:08.250 --> 00:25:13.089
Lord of Change guy. If I'm thinking of the right

00:25:13.089 --> 00:25:14.250
one, I'm pretty sure I'm thinking of the right

00:25:14.250 --> 00:25:18.390
one. Parker Sumlin for $4 .99. Never in my life

00:25:18.390 --> 00:25:20.069
have I ever thought that this would be a subject

00:25:20.069 --> 00:25:24.190
covered on Lord Cry. I didn't either. I've been

00:25:24.190 --> 00:25:28.700
begging for this for months. Yeah, and also we've

00:25:28.700 --> 00:25:30.759
got a Warhammer foot festering live stream before

00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:36.779
GTA 6. Yeah, baby. Blame Hal. You know that betting

00:25:36.779 --> 00:25:38.460
website where you can bet on things happening

00:25:38.460 --> 00:25:40.759
in the real world? You can bet on the return

00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:43.380
of Jesus Christ happening before GTA 6 and it's

00:25:43.380 --> 00:25:51.920
like 50 -50. My word. Wow. Thank you for the

00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:55.619
89 DKK. Andy's FBI agent is on a watch list after

00:25:55.619 --> 00:25:58.359
he made the tier list, yes sir. And I'm sure

00:25:58.359 --> 00:26:02.440
his agent's enjoying our lives. Do the FBI investigate

00:26:02.440 --> 00:26:06.859
people outside of the US? Uh... That sounds more

00:26:06.859 --> 00:26:11.819
like the CIA. It's more like the CIA. They're

00:26:11.819 --> 00:26:13.839
really good at cutting up foreign governments

00:26:13.839 --> 00:26:16.759
and terrorists, you know. Anyways, coffee grounds.

00:26:17.339 --> 00:26:19.960
Coffee grounds for snorting. A member for 14

00:26:19.960 --> 00:26:21.940
months. Thank you, brother. Thank you. There's

00:26:21.940 --> 00:26:24.619
a lot I want to ask. Mostly variants of why.

00:26:25.339 --> 00:26:29.799
Because why not? Number one. Oh, wow. Thank you.

00:26:30.420 --> 00:26:32.440
Yeah. Coffee grounds for snorting for another

00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:35.380
five bucks. Are we judging what we can do with

00:26:35.380 --> 00:26:37.400
the feet or just the feet in general? What do

00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:42.599
you mean what you do with them? You walk. I think

00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:47.119
he means more than that, Colin. We'll tell you

00:26:47.119 --> 00:26:49.900
when you're older. Sorry DK, I'm going home.

00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:52.039
Boys, I expected better. Thanks Angry Homunculus.

00:26:52.779 --> 00:26:56.579
Just a disappointed dad comment, oh no. Yeah,

00:26:56.619 --> 00:27:01.519
basically. Pinky Prime. This is getting ridiculous.

00:27:02.960 --> 00:27:06.140
How often do you get that, DK, in comments? Like,

00:27:06.339 --> 00:27:09.920
this is getting ridiculous. Is it quite? Is it

00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:12.420
quite a lot? Brother, I used to use that in episodes

00:27:12.420 --> 00:27:20.519
on the daily. It is the number one crime. Perpetrator.

00:27:21.019 --> 00:27:24.559
Pun perpetrator. Gamoff draws for five. When

00:27:24.559 --> 00:27:28.339
ranking big A GFs, Eric immediately said, step

00:27:28.339 --> 00:27:34.400
on me, when Lelefestrax came on screen. That's

00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:38.779
where the joke comes from. Terrible name. Thank

00:27:38.779 --> 00:27:41.710
you for the $10 in this squirrel pick on our

00:27:41.710 --> 00:27:44.230
screen. Off topic, but I'd like to think that

00:27:44.230 --> 00:27:47.190
while Conrad Kurz was active on Nostromo, its

00:27:47.190 --> 00:27:49.269
citizens, those fortunate enough to own vehicles,

00:27:49.569 --> 00:27:52.049
used their turn signals quite diligently. Yeah,

00:27:52.049 --> 00:27:54.509
it's a good point. They don't use a turn signal.

00:27:54.569 --> 00:28:00.849
Just kill them. You probably did. Listening while

00:28:00.849 --> 00:28:02.849
I work on a cosmic horror story, Colin looks

00:28:02.849 --> 00:28:07.789
like he drinks mallow like a fish. Thanks for

00:28:07.789 --> 00:28:12.319
the five. No. My word. Tom Warren. Only a couple

00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:16.420
left. The FBI does investigate international

00:28:16.420 --> 00:28:19.920
crimes. There you go. Thank you, Tom. How do

00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:24.099
you know? Oh, my Lord. I don't know how we would

00:28:24.099 --> 00:28:26.859
know. Colin, I think there's a mention of you

00:28:26.859 --> 00:28:28.740
in this. Yeah, there is a mention of me in this.

00:28:30.940 --> 00:28:35.650
Thank you, Shalaxy's wettest gripper. You can't

00:28:35.650 --> 00:28:37.970
stay for the surely blessed stream. Wanted to

00:28:37.970 --> 00:28:39.630
thank y 'all for the great work and sheer dumb

00:28:39.630 --> 00:28:41.650
foolery. At least it starts off nicely. Thank

00:28:41.650 --> 00:28:43.910
you. It does. Laughter really is medicine, and

00:28:43.910 --> 00:28:45.690
it helps me cope, seethe, maul, and seethe in

00:28:45.690 --> 00:28:48.130
my condition. I hope you're feeling okay. Also,

00:28:48.390 --> 00:28:51.109
Colin's empreg is nothing to Eli. Must be boring

00:28:51.109 --> 00:28:54.730
to cast. Okay, okay. Oh, no. Thank you very much.

00:28:54.730 --> 00:29:00.939
I do not want to research what that means. I

00:29:00.939 --> 00:29:05.299
noticed we still have a full line left. Oh my

00:29:05.299 --> 00:29:12.220
god. Priestess of Morayheg. Foot. Death foot.

00:29:12.539 --> 00:29:17.200
Foot of death. It looks average. It's just a

00:29:17.200 --> 00:29:23.740
foot. It's kind of dirty though. It's still bad?

00:29:24.410 --> 00:29:26.450
We have nothing in B. Apparently there's no average

00:29:26.450 --> 00:29:29.450
for it. You know what? It shouldn't be because

00:29:29.450 --> 00:29:32.009
it's not a believer and it's not whatever the

00:29:32.009 --> 00:29:36.869
hell the ballpipers got. Thing is, this picture

00:29:36.869 --> 00:29:38.829
also, when you zoom out, it's like she has that

00:29:38.829 --> 00:29:40.970
kind of like girl from the ring thing going on

00:29:40.970 --> 00:29:43.309
with like pale white hair. It's like, this is

00:29:43.309 --> 00:29:44.910
probably the nicest part of her appearance. It's

00:29:44.910 --> 00:29:47.750
just like... Oh, that's a normal foot. And then

00:29:47.750 --> 00:29:49.450
you zoom in and it's like, ah, horror movie.

00:29:49.750 --> 00:29:51.789
Oh no. This is an arcoflagellant. I know this

00:29:51.789 --> 00:29:55.190
exact picture. How did you do that, Eli? How

00:29:55.190 --> 00:29:58.390
did you do that? It's not the first time I've

00:29:58.390 --> 00:30:02.950
seen your foot, man. An arcoflagellant especially.

00:30:03.109 --> 00:30:04.890
Like, Eli, what are you up, what's going on?

00:30:05.029 --> 00:30:08.210
Now that, that is a foot that has, you know,

00:30:08.210 --> 00:30:11.390
that's been someone running on concrete. Yeah,

00:30:11.430 --> 00:30:13.609
it's a nasty foot. Yeah, that's a nasty foot.

00:30:14.009 --> 00:30:15.970
I almost think that belongs in D with the other,

00:30:16.009 --> 00:30:18.609
like, gnarly. It is not worse than the Nervo

00:30:18.609 --> 00:30:23.190
baby. Surely this is in between. Maybe a little

00:30:23.190 --> 00:30:27.490
better than undead, uh, saint foot. Right? I

00:30:27.490 --> 00:30:30.470
can't believe this. How is pus nodule foot better

00:30:30.470 --> 00:30:36.049
than the Nervo foot? Because it's clean. Like,

00:30:36.109 --> 00:30:37.670
look at that. It looks like they take care of

00:30:37.670 --> 00:30:41.529
it, at least. This is only... The only reason

00:30:41.529 --> 00:30:43.109
this is here is because the name of the character

00:30:43.109 --> 00:30:47.829
is Slaughter People. That's a foot. You smell

00:30:47.829 --> 00:30:51.470
the foot before you see it. You smell the foot

00:30:51.470 --> 00:30:54.630
before you see it. What's this? Oh, this is a...

00:30:54.630 --> 00:31:02.650
Oh, the... Not the sloth. Harad. Time dilating

00:31:02.650 --> 00:31:06.769
foot. I did a few years ago when I was doing

00:31:06.769 --> 00:31:11.119
a video. I was trying to get an artwork commissioned

00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:14.519
of Barabas Dantioch, who's the Iron Warrior in

00:31:14.519 --> 00:31:17.240
the Horus Heiress, who betrayed Perserabo and

00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:20.839
then my boy died. Spoilers. But he's one of the

00:31:20.839 --> 00:31:24.180
few people who actually fought Hrod. And obviously,

00:31:24.259 --> 00:31:27.519
being around them, they make you age really quickly.

00:31:27.819 --> 00:31:29.720
And they used to be the Skaven, didn't they?

00:31:29.819 --> 00:31:32.220
Like an original... They just had a copy and

00:31:32.220 --> 00:31:34.700
paste Skaven. And now they look, like, oily,

00:31:34.779 --> 00:31:37.359
and I think they said they smell like dead fish

00:31:37.359 --> 00:31:40.160
or, like, something, and then they have, like,

00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:43.380
oily bones that, like, they can fuse into different

00:31:43.380 --> 00:31:47.180
shapes. They're all mackerel skin. Footchop's

00:31:47.180 --> 00:31:50.420
so good it aged me 50 years. All I was going

00:31:50.420 --> 00:31:53.319
to say, like, if ever you did, like, if ever

00:31:53.319 --> 00:31:55.319
you said, like, to a fraud, step on me, you would

00:31:55.319 --> 00:31:58.519
age 50 years. Quite literally. That's not great.

00:31:58.700 --> 00:32:01.700
Who looks at a Hrudd and is like, yeah, yo, step

00:32:01.700 --> 00:32:04.980
on me, daddy. Oh, they're ugly. They're ugly.

00:32:07.099 --> 00:32:09.200
We've been on BK long enough to know there's

00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:13.859
weird people out there. Yeah. Can you bring up

00:32:13.859 --> 00:32:17.700
a picture of the Hrudd? Their whole body looks

00:32:17.700 --> 00:32:22.000
like a foot. Can I remind you guys, Trey's in

00:32:22.000 --> 00:32:24.630
the infinite. has a collection of he hates the

00:32:24.630 --> 00:32:28.109
crud because they keep they have warrens it's

00:32:28.109 --> 00:32:30.230
what they call their little nests they have warrens

00:32:30.230 --> 00:32:32.990
and they keep burrowing into other parts of the

00:32:32.990 --> 00:32:35.950
museum he has on like solomace so treyson hates

00:32:35.950 --> 00:32:38.630
them and they live like they're basically they

00:32:38.630 --> 00:32:42.869
are rats they're like oily bony rats so that

00:32:42.869 --> 00:32:45.990
is detail that is the most deep to your foot

00:32:45.990 --> 00:32:53.960
i've ever seen jekiro s tier Monkey. Monkey.

00:32:54.220 --> 00:32:57.259
Monkey. Monkey. Monkey. Monkey. Monkey. Monkey.

00:32:57.259 --> 00:33:06.920
Monkey. Monkey. Monkey. If this doesn't go into

00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:09.160
D tier, I'm calling the police on all of you.

00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:11.519
I was going to say, if we're sitting here being

00:33:11.519 --> 00:33:15.539
like, oh yeah, that monkey foot's got me. There's

00:33:15.539 --> 00:33:19.119
problems. I'm calling either animals. They're

00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:22.259
intelligent. They're sentient. No, they aren't.

00:33:23.299 --> 00:33:27.859
Everything they do just kind of happens. And

00:33:27.859 --> 00:33:29.900
besides, you don't want a real monkey grabbing

00:33:29.900 --> 00:33:32.420
your manhood anyway, because that'll rip it right

00:33:32.420 --> 00:33:37.019
off. Wait, we didn't say anything about manhoods.

00:33:37.019 --> 00:33:41.940
What's going on? What? We're just going to put

00:33:41.940 --> 00:33:45.019
it in D and move on. I'm overstimulated. This

00:33:45.019 --> 00:33:49.859
is too much. This is a grok foot. It's a grok

00:33:49.859 --> 00:33:52.539
foot. What is a grog? Have you ever seen a grog?

00:33:52.740 --> 00:33:54.660
They kind of look like a dinosaur monster from

00:33:54.660 --> 00:33:57.140
Star Wars. They're pretty big. They're like four

00:33:57.140 --> 00:34:01.980
-limbed. Grog context? Is this in Age of Sigmar,

00:34:02.099 --> 00:34:05.000
or is this in like the... It's in both. It's

00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:08.900
in 40k, but just very rarely. They're like the

00:34:08.900 --> 00:34:11.559
equivalent of like a bantha, but like scalian.

00:34:11.719 --> 00:34:16.679
They eat you. Do the exodites ride them? Oh no,

00:34:16.780 --> 00:34:19.579
this is just like a cattle. oh this isn't this

00:34:19.579 --> 00:34:22.440
on um what is this isn't this a catachin thing

00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:27.179
aren't they one of the crazy ones i think a grog

00:34:27.179 --> 00:34:29.960
like a grox burger is a thing it's just like

00:34:29.960 --> 00:34:32.659
a cow but it's like a lizard yeah but it's deadly

00:34:32.659 --> 00:34:35.000
oh and they always people refer to like eating

00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:38.440
groks don't they right i've never really seen

00:34:38.440 --> 00:34:41.320
it picture of like well the first apparently

00:34:41.320 --> 00:34:45.280
there's like an old picture that i've seen a

00:34:45.280 --> 00:34:47.360
bunch of times i've learned about this i don't

00:34:47.360 --> 00:34:49.719
remember where it's from but like yeah it's it's

00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:52.760
they're definitely reptilian as the expert in

00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:55.320
this field then could you enlighten us to make

00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:58.679
a better decision about the feet please i mean

00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:03.000
it's a scaly cattle foot I don't know what you

00:35:03.000 --> 00:35:06.260
want to hear from me, brother. There's been a

00:35:06.260 --> 00:35:10.300
second animal. It's an animal. Put it in D. Put

00:35:10.300 --> 00:35:12.860
it down there. Put it at the bottom of D. Andy,

00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:17.480
move the monkey. Where do you want the monkey?

00:35:18.719 --> 00:35:21.079
It's better than the green one. Because it's

00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:24.760
an animal! Wait, wait, wait, Colin. I have only

00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:28.139
one question. If you had to put either of these

00:35:28.139 --> 00:35:32.500
in your mouth, be honest. Oh, no. That's what

00:35:32.500 --> 00:35:37.539
it comes down to, surely. It is a variable. I'm

00:35:37.539 --> 00:35:39.860
not saying it's the main one. I'm just saying

00:35:39.860 --> 00:35:44.719
it's a variable. I understand that there's only

00:35:44.719 --> 00:35:48.440
one other person in the U .S. here, but the Fifth

00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:50.820
Amendment is protecting me right now. I'm just

00:35:50.820 --> 00:35:54.219
refusing to answer the question. This is a James

00:35:54.219 --> 00:35:56.250
Dealer called Aberrant Foot. I was going to say,

00:35:56.329 --> 00:36:00.030
speaking of breaking the Geneva Convention, it's

00:36:00.030 --> 00:36:04.309
sitting at a 70 degree angle, so we've already

00:36:04.309 --> 00:36:08.409
got a problem. That's a club fight. That foot

00:36:08.409 --> 00:36:13.050
is blessed by the four -armed emperor. That's

00:36:13.050 --> 00:36:16.530
holy flesh. Here we go. That's holy flesh, you

00:36:16.530 --> 00:36:19.750
heathens. Chimping for the guys with ridges on

00:36:19.750 --> 00:36:21.570
their foreheads like Star Trek characters. Here

00:36:21.570 --> 00:36:25.159
we go. does it have ridges as well like the rest

00:36:25.159 --> 00:36:31.320
of the g -steelers i know i know it's i want

00:36:31.320 --> 00:36:33.860
to put it next to the archive flagellant it's

00:36:33.860 --> 00:36:40.110
a foot perfect alien the perfect alien Divine

00:36:40.110 --> 00:36:44.750
feet. It's divine feet. Squat foot. I can't even

00:36:44.750 --> 00:36:48.610
tell what's happening in this picture. Oh, that

00:36:48.610 --> 00:36:50.889
is a squat. I thought that was a dwarf at first.

00:36:50.989 --> 00:36:54.409
Yeah, that's his crotch right there. I thought

00:36:54.409 --> 00:36:58.809
that was a horse. This is the only one that weirds

00:36:58.809 --> 00:37:00.610
me out. Like, properly weirds me out. Because

00:37:00.610 --> 00:37:02.329
it's like, you know, the other ones are like...

00:37:02.329 --> 00:37:06.550
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:07.389 --> 00:37:10.949
Who did weird you out? My brother in Christ,

00:37:11.010 --> 00:37:14.659
did you not see the hrud or the literal... because

00:37:14.659 --> 00:37:16.900
the other ones are not even worth considering

00:37:16.900 --> 00:37:20.139
this is too this is like close to human and you're

00:37:20.139 --> 00:37:22.679
kind of like because you know it's the uncanny

00:37:22.679 --> 00:37:25.500
valley thing of like i'd rather i'd rather suck

00:37:25.500 --> 00:37:28.079
the deceiver's toes than a stinky dork's toes

00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:31.019
the deceiver should be in beats here i'm just

00:37:31.019 --> 00:37:33.139
saying man's got the proportions of door the

00:37:33.139 --> 00:37:35.559
explorer right here uh what's going on with that

00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:39.179
like squat foot i actually put it i put it in

00:37:39.179 --> 00:37:41.480
just below the deceiver one with eli like i'd

00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:44.159
rather have the metallic really because it's

00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:46.159
it's just a booted foot i feel like this is our

00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:51.340
just baseline average what is it dwarf the dwarfs

00:37:51.340 --> 00:37:59.099
got stinky feet i got uh i chatted quantum cthulhu

00:37:59.099 --> 00:38:01.079
he says the tao got farsight lore crimes got

00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:07.650
feet sight because anything that the leagues

00:38:07.650 --> 00:38:09.789
of otan are mentioned he flies into a blood rage

00:38:09.789 --> 00:38:18.920
they should be deleted Can we put it above the

00:38:18.920 --> 00:38:20.139
deceiver? Because at least you wouldn't have

00:38:20.139 --> 00:38:24.000
that lingering metallic taste afterwards. I think

00:38:24.000 --> 00:38:25.760
you'd have an even worse taste afterwards. Yeah,

00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:31.219
it would taste way worse. No. I love how it got

00:38:31.219 --> 00:38:33.699
to the feet tier list was like, how does the

00:38:33.699 --> 00:38:41.829
feet look? What is the texture and flavour? Speaking

00:38:41.829 --> 00:38:43.929
of texture and flavour, Tyranid. And Eli was

00:38:43.929 --> 00:38:45.730
like, Eli has gone straight in and went like,

00:38:46.030 --> 00:38:48.590
well, this is the Tyranid I've eaten in my mouth.

00:38:50.650 --> 00:38:54.210
Speaking of which, Tyranid foot. What bioform

00:38:54.210 --> 00:39:00.349
is this from? What bioform is this from? This

00:39:00.349 --> 00:39:03.460
one is, I believe, Highfleet Dagon. that's not

00:39:03.460 --> 00:39:05.699
that devil what what what bio what's going on

00:39:05.699 --> 00:39:09.280
in the d is where they go like a warrior this

00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:11.780
is a warrior warrior this is a warrior i like

00:39:11.780 --> 00:39:15.679
warriors i mean cool this is my favorite no but

00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:17.179
just consider this all tier and it's for the

00:39:17.179 --> 00:39:18.699
most part other than this one which will do this

00:39:18.699 --> 00:39:20.719
is this is another i know that's what is by the

00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:24.539
way i'm with i'm with colin this is this is yeah

00:39:24.539 --> 00:39:32.530
it's an animal again move the monkey down But

00:39:32.530 --> 00:39:34.610
you know what the great unclean ones put in your

00:39:34.610 --> 00:39:37.349
mouth more than the monkey. Because the arguments

00:39:37.349 --> 00:39:39.670
are so strong. I'm just saying, I don't want

00:39:39.670 --> 00:39:41.550
the great unclean ones. We're going to keep that

00:39:41.550 --> 00:39:44.050
one locked away. I'm just going to say, I don't

00:39:44.050 --> 00:39:47.489
want the great unclean ones put anywhere. Which

00:39:47.489 --> 00:39:50.829
is the main thing. I would not be offended if

00:39:50.829 --> 00:39:54.010
a jokero grabbed something to pick up. If that

00:39:54.010 --> 00:39:56.239
happened, I'd be like, ugh. I wouldn't like it.

00:39:56.320 --> 00:39:59.639
It's gross. You're just in the presence of a

00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:01.880
great unclean one. You've got way bigger problems

00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:07.179
than can I suck his toes. True. But that is concerning.

00:40:08.739 --> 00:40:13.900
This is Boingob. This is Boingob's foot. The

00:40:13.900 --> 00:40:18.780
largest squig to ever exist. The size of a mountain.

00:40:18.980 --> 00:40:22.219
This guy bounded into the stratosphere with these

00:40:22.219 --> 00:40:24.719
fellas. Gotta give them the respect they're due.

00:40:25.210 --> 00:40:27.269
This is the Genestealer Patriarch and he's holding

00:40:27.269 --> 00:40:30.369
a Space Marine helmet in his hand. He is. How

00:40:30.369 --> 00:40:37.030
did you excuse? What? Sir? Are you good? Eli

00:40:37.030 --> 00:40:40.070
is Genestealer Colt's number one fan. I have

00:40:40.070 --> 00:40:44.849
autism photo recognition. We all have YouTubers.

00:40:45.389 --> 00:40:49.809
Oh, God. I should have said something else to

00:40:49.809 --> 00:40:53.760
suggest that. What do we think about? What do

00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:55.340
we think about Patri Toes? I mean, you already

00:40:55.340 --> 00:40:56.940
know what I'm saying, Esther. That is the four

00:40:56.940 --> 00:40:58.960
-armed emperor. Literally the four -armed emperor.

00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:02.239
Four -foot emperor. If he's the four -armed emperor,

00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:04.239
why he only got three toes? He only needs three

00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:10.300
toes. Debunked. Debunked. I just, I can't believe

00:41:10.300 --> 00:41:13.599
it's even in B at the moment. It is animal -like,

00:41:13.619 --> 00:41:17.039
as Colin said. That needs to go. literally excuse

00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:22.019
my pun it is it's just less manicured that's

00:41:22.019 --> 00:41:24.199
all this is is it manic no pedicured pedicure

00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:27.360
you know what it probably is not as disgusting

00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:31.039
as a lot of them but still but it could do some

00:41:31.039 --> 00:41:33.440
damage like if we're just talking about the functionality

00:41:33.440 --> 00:41:37.139
of said foot that foot's gonna that's gonna kill

00:41:37.139 --> 00:41:38.980
people that's killing blood angels gonna mess

00:41:38.980 --> 00:41:42.420
you up gonna jump real high I'm pretty sure I

00:41:42.420 --> 00:41:44.820
can punch you ceramite plate as well, so you've

00:41:44.820 --> 00:41:48.260
got no choice. It's got to be worth something.

00:41:48.659 --> 00:41:54.539
I want to put it above. Is that a rat? This is

00:41:54.539 --> 00:41:57.940
Makar the Reborn Dreadnought's foot. This is

00:41:57.940 --> 00:42:01.920
a Dreadnought human host foot. Oh no. So this

00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:05.599
guy inhabited the body of a Dreadnought ultramarine,

00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:09.820
then... within the shell of the dreadnought into

00:42:09.820 --> 00:42:11.880
a greater demon, into a demon prince, and this

00:42:11.880 --> 00:42:14.599
is what happened to his foot. So I thought that

00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:17.739
was worth mentioning. That's very unique. You're

00:42:17.739 --> 00:42:20.619
saying this is like an ultramarine dreadnought

00:42:20.619 --> 00:42:23.340
that got absolutely bodied, infested by a demon.

00:42:23.699 --> 00:42:26.239
That got possessed by a word -bearer greater

00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:30.199
demon prince. That's what happened. For my sheer

00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:33.159
undying hatred of ultramarines, that's S tier.

00:42:33.659 --> 00:42:37.059
Wow. Colin, we're about to have a disagreement

00:42:37.059 --> 00:42:39.659
between the United States and Americans. Colin,

00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:44.719
you're muted. You're muted, Colin. I am muted.

00:42:45.719 --> 00:42:49.239
It's fine. Fine. Finish the feat before I get

00:42:49.239 --> 00:42:52.920
in a fight. DK is a man of my heart too. The

00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:54.980
Ultramarines can take it. Glory to the world.

00:42:55.260 --> 00:42:57.619
You're a Thousand Suns fan. You don't have rights.

00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:02.920
Yeah, for real. I'm getting more on board with

00:43:02.920 --> 00:43:04.960
Ultramarines, but it wouldn't be me if I didn't

00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:06.840
slander the Ultramarines at least a little bit.

00:43:07.860 --> 00:43:10.920
Respect. Ultramarines slander aside, what do

00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:12.780
we think about this foot? What about this foot?

00:43:13.219 --> 00:43:15.769
I like the hybrid foot. It's quite unique. It

00:43:15.769 --> 00:43:19.829
basically is a starfish. It is, isn't it? It's

00:43:19.829 --> 00:43:21.929
a starfish. I'm thinking, this is Pokemon Red,

00:43:22.050 --> 00:43:24.409
like, early Jim, the Pokemon who has, like, you

00:43:24.409 --> 00:43:26.329
know, the starfish Pokemon, literally. Like,

00:43:26.329 --> 00:43:29.969
he's just standing on that. Rastatomy. Rastatomy.

00:43:30.250 --> 00:43:31.349
Rastatomy? Yeah, I think it might have been.

00:43:31.449 --> 00:43:34.489
It's been a while. It sounds like this. That's

00:43:34.489 --> 00:43:38.130
what it says. A tier? Yeah. I'll compromise.

00:43:38.469 --> 00:43:42.469
Yeah. Okay. Yas Queen. It's a throw at us by

00:43:42.469 --> 00:43:47.619
John Blanche. This is in Warhammer. yeah that's

00:43:47.619 --> 00:43:50.900
not like the actual step on me boots like you

00:43:50.900 --> 00:43:53.320
know the skull literally be like step on me mommy

00:43:53.320 --> 00:43:55.199
like look at the scrape look at that scrape one

00:43:55.199 --> 00:43:58.260
of the coolest artworks ever classic yeah it's

00:43:58.260 --> 00:44:01.340
good the shame the model is a shame we don't

00:44:01.340 --> 00:44:03.179
really see sororitas with the stiletto shoes

00:44:03.179 --> 00:44:05.099
because that's like that's a statement that's

00:44:05.099 --> 00:44:10.019
a fashion statement right there deadly Speaking

00:44:10.019 --> 00:44:12.340
of, on the opposite end of the scale, biggest

00:44:12.340 --> 00:44:18.199
loser ever, Magnus with his demon toes. I didn't

00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:23.719
realize that was a bird. Yeah, and he chose that.

00:44:23.980 --> 00:44:32.139
He chose hoof. D -tier. It must be in C next

00:44:32.139 --> 00:44:34.139
to the pay shot, because it's the same thing.

00:44:34.199 --> 00:44:38.780
It's just a three -toed foot. I remain the best

00:44:38.780 --> 00:44:41.420
Magnus comment was Magnus did nothing wrong.

00:44:41.599 --> 00:44:45.519
He was told to do nothing. He did it wrong. He

00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:50.820
sucks. Yeah, he's... We'll put him there then.

00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:58.119
Alright. Yucky Tauto. Who is Tauto? Some dude.

00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:05.860
Abe's Odyssey. If it's like Torchstar or... It's

00:45:05.860 --> 00:45:12.400
not... It's not shadows. It's looking like...

00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.880
It looks like thumbs. I don't like it. It must

00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:19.360
be new -ish art or fantasy. There is a slight

00:45:19.360 --> 00:45:22.019
caveat. It's the guy running with the sword like...

00:45:22.019 --> 00:45:26.619
The fan artwork is particularly strong when it

00:45:26.619 --> 00:45:31.579
comes to the Tau. Suspiciously so. Suspiciously

00:45:31.579 --> 00:45:36.440
so, yeah. That Taupo goes in C tier at least.

00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:39.539
It's pretty nasty looking. D tier is pretty empty

00:45:39.539 --> 00:45:41.800
though. We're going to have to review this list

00:45:41.800 --> 00:45:58.230
a little bit. Can we leave it in B? B2 is fine.

00:45:58.469 --> 00:46:01.110
They're out of complacency. You're right. So

00:46:01.110 --> 00:46:04.150
is that our list? You know what? Move up the

00:46:04.150 --> 00:46:06.070
Catan and the Squat one into B and then it's

00:46:06.070 --> 00:46:10.690
settled. I think I'd compromise with that. And

00:46:10.690 --> 00:46:13.090
the great unclean one at the very bottom of the

00:46:13.090 --> 00:46:15.329
list. Can we not pretend that we won't be exiting

00:46:15.329 --> 00:46:18.510
from every end if we're even near this thing?

00:46:20.139 --> 00:46:24.780
Oh my god. There we go, so there's our list.

00:46:24.980 --> 00:46:28.760
It looks pretty neat and tidy. If Rain and Lelef

00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:30.440
right at the beginning are like, yeah, I'm just

00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:32.679
going to win. Let me just get the next one. That

00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:36.659
is pretty traumatizing. While I sort this out,

00:46:36.780 --> 00:46:39.599
should we go through some donations? Documentary

00:46:39.599 --> 00:46:42.739
for the $2. Is our lord Thankwell on this list?

00:46:42.860 --> 00:46:46.079
We missed it. I feel like Thankwell has not been

00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:49.239
in the chat lately. Where is Thankwell? He doesn't...

00:46:49.799 --> 00:46:51.960
he doesn't really have any foot shots. He has

00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:55.719
robes that cover his feet. He's just a rat. Has

00:46:55.719 --> 00:47:01.079
Adeptus Ridiculous yet done an episode on Thancor

00:47:01.079 --> 00:47:05.159
yet, DK? He was brought up when we talked about

00:47:05.159 --> 00:47:07.639
Skaven, but no, he hasn't had a full episode.

00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:10.739
He is the best character in Warhammer, period.

00:47:11.420 --> 00:47:14.340
He is the silly boy, yeah. You'll need to have,

00:47:14.500 --> 00:47:16.559
particularly with Colin, just get Colin to riff

00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:21.980
off about it. It'll be incredible. Tom Warren,

00:47:22.099 --> 00:47:24.440
five bucks. Also, when you nearly rank Marathi,

00:47:24.539 --> 00:47:28.260
I need you to talk about her toenails for reasons.

00:47:31.260 --> 00:47:36.460
Oh, we lost one. I've removed Colin because he's

00:47:36.460 --> 00:47:39.260
just sent a message saying, BRB lads, my screen

00:47:39.260 --> 00:47:42.820
has blue screened. So that's fine. I thought

00:47:42.820 --> 00:47:44.320
it was the Marathi toenails and he was just like,

00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:47.380
nope, fuck this. I need a minute. Wow, we did

00:47:47.380 --> 00:47:51.000
miss Miao Ying. Sorry, bros. It's just women.

00:47:52.280 --> 00:47:55.039
Dragon woman. It's just lady. How about Throg?

00:47:55.139 --> 00:47:57.820
I bet we would have seen Throg's feet. The troll

00:47:57.820 --> 00:48:08.010
from the big show. I was going to put... to sin

00:48:08.010 --> 00:48:10.329
but again it was just like big big shoes i don't

00:48:10.329 --> 00:48:12.590
want to hear about shoes uh tomorrow and also

00:48:12.590 --> 00:48:13.969
when you're never to be ranked more after i need

00:48:13.969 --> 00:48:16.489
you to talk about her toenails i don't think

00:48:16.489 --> 00:48:20.989
we're gonna do that i'm sorry um the whiskey

00:48:20.989 --> 00:48:27.110
goblin oh great pub name by the way just i'm

00:48:27.110 --> 00:48:29.889
disappointed in you all except dk and colin and

00:48:29.889 --> 00:48:32.429
colin what i'm surprised oh i'm not surprised

00:48:32.429 --> 00:48:36.449
in the slightest Also, that user image is cursed.

00:48:36.570 --> 00:48:39.269
Izaku with two eyes is no. You can't do that.

00:48:39.409 --> 00:48:44.159
I'm not happy. Wow. Joseph Pollard, the member

00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:46.099
for 13 months. Thank you so much, brother. Just

00:48:46.099 --> 00:48:48.659
hopped on stream and now we're really ruining

00:48:48.659 --> 00:48:55.900
the episode. Main event Virgil. Europeans. By

00:48:55.900 --> 00:48:57.659
the way, Eli, I bought your tank tops. Thank

00:48:57.659 --> 00:48:59.739
you very much. I appreciate it. I won't get the

00:48:59.739 --> 00:49:01.539
chance to wear them often in Ireland, but love

00:49:01.539 --> 00:49:03.940
world eaters and salamander designs. Which muscle

00:49:03.940 --> 00:49:05.780
group is most important to pulling off tank tops,

00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:10.809
shoulders, and lats? Also, I was wearing one

00:49:10.809 --> 00:49:12.789
of my tank tops in Ireland and I got in trouble.

00:49:12.929 --> 00:49:14.409
So I guess that's just one of your rules that

00:49:14.409 --> 00:49:16.610
you're not allowed. Oh, no, they were just broods.

00:49:16.610 --> 00:49:18.469
We were at an EDM night and they're like, have

00:49:18.469 --> 00:49:20.809
some modesty. I'm like, calm down. Well, the

00:49:20.809 --> 00:49:22.449
police officer told me I had to put a hoodie

00:49:22.449 --> 00:49:24.329
on. I don't think it was the police. I think

00:49:24.329 --> 00:49:27.710
it was a security man, surely. Yeah, whatever.

00:49:27.969 --> 00:49:32.420
Thank you. I did also wear one of your tank tops

00:49:32.420 --> 00:49:35.039
and I showed you how, like, its myriad washing

00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:37.980
machine visits had completely, like, decapitated.

00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:40.400
Yeah, don't put it in the dryer. Don't put it

00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:43.500
in the dryer and it'll last a long time. Mm -hmm.

00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:48.739
Morafi's designated toilet. That's crazy. Wow.

00:49:48.900 --> 00:49:51.579
You can change your name during stream. I saw

00:49:51.579 --> 00:49:53.980
what you did, Boromir. Andy's mad he can't put

00:49:53.980 --> 00:49:56.260
jacketized feet in S tier. I am not mad. I'm

00:49:56.260 --> 00:50:01.269
just disappointed. Ash Fox for 10 bucks. Y 'all

00:50:01.269 --> 00:50:03.030
are missing half the point of this tier list.

00:50:03.210 --> 00:50:09.429
Dirty means extra. Ash Fox, you need to go home

00:50:09.429 --> 00:50:10.969
and think about what you did. That'd be a funny

00:50:10.969 --> 00:50:13.429
ability. You lick someone's foot and can tell

00:50:13.429 --> 00:50:16.239
where they've been. on that foot for the past

00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:18.039
however much time. Is that funny? Isn't that

00:50:18.039 --> 00:50:22.900
just what dogs do? That just reminds me, like,

00:50:22.940 --> 00:50:24.860
there was this series of superheroes, it was

00:50:24.860 --> 00:50:26.500
like a comedy about superheroes, and they all

00:50:26.500 --> 00:50:28.880
had, like, weird powers. Like, one guy had, like,

00:50:28.900 --> 00:50:31.820
warming hands, so it's like, oh, you saved that

00:50:31.820 --> 00:50:33.519
child from drowning in the lake. How long did

00:50:33.519 --> 00:50:35.360
it take? Like, a week, because he just put his

00:50:35.360 --> 00:50:37.219
hands in and it took forever. And there's one

00:50:37.219 --> 00:50:38.940
who can do, like, photocopying with his eyes.

00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:43.619
Oh, Colin's back. Hello, Colin! Hey! Just a little

00:50:43.619 --> 00:50:45.619
bit of my computer blue screening, it happens.

00:50:46.139 --> 00:50:48.619
Even your computer's like, no, this is horrible,

00:50:48.760 --> 00:50:51.059
get out of here, you can't do this to yourself,

00:50:51.260 --> 00:50:54.320
and me. Well, would you like to read the last

00:50:54.320 --> 00:50:55.960
donation while you're here then, Colin? Baneblade,

00:50:56.300 --> 00:51:00.860
300 ISK, step on me, Lelith Hesper X. That's

00:51:00.860 --> 00:51:05.579
what I like to see. Right to the point. I was

00:51:05.579 --> 00:51:07.260
going to say, before we get into the next episode,

00:51:07.500 --> 00:51:11.179
next bit, we have a scenario that we sometimes

00:51:11.179 --> 00:51:15.469
ask guests. it's a would you take it sort of

00:51:15.469 --> 00:51:20.570
thing so you get the ability this one sucks this

00:51:20.570 --> 00:51:25.889
is like two years old let me out you get the

00:51:25.889 --> 00:51:30.429
ability to double jump but the second jump you

00:51:30.429 --> 00:51:35.519
shit yourself would you take this nope Wouldn't

00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:38.900
do it. You wouldn't? Why? How often do you need

00:51:38.900 --> 00:51:40.940
to double jump? There's no downsides. There's

00:51:40.940 --> 00:51:44.059
no actual downsides to refusing it. How often

00:51:44.059 --> 00:51:46.340
do you need to double jump? It's like a life

00:51:46.340 --> 00:51:47.840
-saving situation. I don't need to double jump.

00:51:47.940 --> 00:51:49.820
If I don't need to double jump, why would I take

00:51:49.820 --> 00:51:51.619
the ability that lets me do the thing that I

00:51:51.619 --> 00:51:53.699
don't need to do but shit myself wildly while

00:51:53.699 --> 00:51:56.719
I do it? That's crazy. But it'll never happen

00:51:56.719 --> 00:51:58.800
and you'll know. It's like a life -saving situation.

00:51:59.859 --> 00:52:02.360
I'm just saying, if you had an enema beforehand

00:52:02.360 --> 00:52:05.000
and you had a parkour YouTube channel, you could

00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:08.000
probably make some money. I'm just saying. Think

00:52:08.000 --> 00:52:09.880
of all the muscle you've trained doing it too.

00:52:10.099 --> 00:52:16.000
Like, jeez. Your proctologist is not happy. The

00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:18.760
scenario is like a car coming towards you. You

00:52:18.760 --> 00:52:21.699
evacuate your bowels, but you live. Yeah, that's

00:52:21.699 --> 00:52:24.579
what I'm saying. You wouldn't take that? Nope,

00:52:24.579 --> 00:52:27.239
I wouldn't take it. Alright, we're getting off

00:52:27.239 --> 00:52:29.679
topic. So we have one more tier list. We're going

00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:32.639
to have to speed through a bit quicker. No, this

00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:37.119
one looks bad, but the tier list is just like

00:52:37.119 --> 00:52:40.760
starting to get into the faction. How easy is

00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:43.159
it? That can be done quick. I could even do the

00:52:43.159 --> 00:52:44.980
first three immediately, place them all into

00:52:44.980 --> 00:52:47.840
S tier. Oh yeah, Ultramarines is trying to be

00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:51.639
the easiest thing ever, right? That's just more

00:52:51.639 --> 00:52:58.139
general Space Marines, but yeah. Yeah, Bretonnia.

00:52:58.219 --> 00:53:00.400
Because what do you need to get into this faction?

00:53:00.619 --> 00:53:03.139
Do you know what a knight is? You're done. Have

00:53:03.139 --> 00:53:05.860
you heard an Arthurian in the last hundred years?

00:53:06.039 --> 00:53:09.099
Congratulations, it's Bretonnia. It's not that

00:53:09.099 --> 00:53:11.460
I like them. It's that there is such a minimal

00:53:11.460 --> 00:53:13.440
effort requirement to know what they're about.

00:53:14.280 --> 00:53:17.119
They steal right from the tree. It's not even

00:53:17.119 --> 00:53:20.360
like... It's the green knight. It's not even

00:53:20.360 --> 00:53:23.519
AEW's thinly veiled hiding of it. It's just right

00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:26.250
there. Out in the open. And then they're charged

00:53:26.250 --> 00:53:32.750
and they won the battle. Chaos Dwarves. Are these

00:53:32.750 --> 00:53:35.090
Chaos Dwarves? That's probably like... The tier

00:53:35.090 --> 00:53:40.070
list titles. The tier list titles. Sorry, what?

00:53:40.630 --> 00:53:45.630
You changed these years. What? Oh, there were

00:53:45.630 --> 00:53:50.260
two of us by before there were memes. Oh, no.

00:53:50.860 --> 00:53:55.159
I reused this one, but I changed it, but clearly

00:53:55.159 --> 00:53:58.820
the changes didn't go through. I added some stuff

00:53:58.820 --> 00:54:01.880
to an existing one. What would you want to add?

00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:06.940
I think just change E to out of production. Oh,

00:54:06.960 --> 00:54:12.219
fair. This tier list is how easy it is to get

00:54:12.219 --> 00:54:15.699
into the faction. We should specify. Yeah, so

00:54:15.699 --> 00:54:18.920
it does, like, just lore and maybe a bit of tabletop

00:54:18.920 --> 00:54:20.619
as well, but mostly lore I think we're talking

00:54:20.619 --> 00:54:23.599
about here. So these go in here? No, they exist

00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:27.940
in Old World. I've always been prompted. They're

00:54:27.940 --> 00:54:30.139
Legends, you can't buy them. They are in Total

00:54:30.139 --> 00:54:33.079
War Warhammer. Chaos Towers don't have a Legends

00:54:33.079 --> 00:54:36.599
army? They do, but you can't buy them. Yeah,

00:54:36.699 --> 00:54:40.000
but they still technically exist. And they have

00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:42.519
almost no lord. They have very little people.

00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:46.639
I mean, still D, but in D anyway, they're not

00:54:46.639 --> 00:54:51.360
the most. I guess. It's like an offshoot of another

00:54:51.360 --> 00:54:54.099
army that's kind of... You can just take dwarves

00:54:54.099 --> 00:54:56.039
and then paint them differently. Yeah, that's

00:54:56.039 --> 00:55:00.420
true. High elves? High elves are A. The only

00:55:00.420 --> 00:55:02.739
barrier to entry of the high elves is that you're

00:55:02.739 --> 00:55:07.739
playing high elves and people are going... Elfbat,

00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:16.260
fuck you. Not my Phoenix King. Now, I'd argue

00:55:16.260 --> 00:55:20.440
this one's B, because there's a real lack of

00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:23.780
lore in terms of actual just books in general,

00:55:23.920 --> 00:55:27.380
and then characters ones are all like codex entries.

00:55:28.349 --> 00:55:31.590
They don't get much light in actual novels. And

00:55:31.590 --> 00:55:33.949
their range has been obliterated. They've lost

00:55:33.949 --> 00:55:38.489
half their range over the last month. As someone

00:55:38.489 --> 00:55:41.889
who recently, as someone who in the last month

00:55:41.889 --> 00:55:44.769
went through every scrap of Drukhari lore there

00:55:44.769 --> 00:55:49.150
was, I was quite disheartened to see that one,

00:55:49.409 --> 00:55:51.610
all the new characters never got miniatures,

00:55:51.670 --> 00:55:55.690
and two, The Codex has copy -pasted entries from

00:55:55.690 --> 00:55:58.130
previous editions into new editions. And there

00:55:58.130 --> 00:56:00.510
are characters like Helion Saphonix, who's like

00:56:00.510 --> 00:56:03.750
a crime boss in the Underhive version of Locomora.

00:56:04.349 --> 00:56:09.070
Fifth edition. Never been since. It's cool. Nope.

00:56:09.369 --> 00:56:12.710
Nope. No more of him. Just Lelith. Lelith, because

00:56:12.710 --> 00:56:15.809
she's got bum. She's got booty. She's got some

00:56:15.809 --> 00:56:19.719
booty. And everyone had a go at me. They were

00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:22.559
like, oh, five, six minute video on Vect. I'm

00:56:22.559 --> 00:56:24.659
like, yeah, he has no law. He's just like a guy.

00:56:24.800 --> 00:56:27.480
He just exists. He really doesn't have that much

00:56:27.480 --> 00:56:30.300
law. I've had someone commenting on my channel

00:56:30.300 --> 00:56:34.579
to make a Vect video for years. I feel bad for

00:56:34.579 --> 00:56:37.000
the guy because there's not enough for me to

00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:39.099
justify. Every time he's mentioned in a book,

00:56:39.239 --> 00:56:41.440
he's in the background scheming. It's like, what

00:56:41.440 --> 00:56:43.639
do you want to say? Oh, he schemes in the background.

00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:51.199
That's it. Can't do anything. B. What? Really?

00:56:51.500 --> 00:56:55.179
A. Yeah, that even fits right up there, right?

00:56:55.239 --> 00:56:57.599
Skaven? Yeah. Like, they have a ton of lore,

00:56:57.699 --> 00:57:01.980
cool characters, cool vibes. Yeah. They were

00:57:01.980 --> 00:57:05.639
just the fourth edition Age of Sigmar launch

00:57:05.639 --> 00:57:09.880
army. Yeah, that's true. I'd even argue it goes

00:57:09.880 --> 00:57:11.159
above all else. You can't spell Skaven without

00:57:11.159 --> 00:57:20.699
the S, you're right. My personal bias says S,

00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:22.800
but I mean, I was willing to settle for A, but

00:57:22.800 --> 00:57:25.880
I'm not going to argue them down. I am more than

00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:27.920
willing to see that thing go up to S. I love

00:57:27.920 --> 00:57:30.760
this game. I think, to be honest, the fact that

00:57:30.760 --> 00:57:32.400
you can have a gigantic army and they're very

00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:36.699
fun goobies, I want to put them in S. Even if

00:57:36.699 --> 00:57:39.719
the models are bad. old, they still kind of fit

00:57:39.719 --> 00:57:42.920
the vibe. Yeah, they're silly goobies, so it

00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:44.260
doesn't matter how outdated they look, because

00:57:44.260 --> 00:57:48.340
it's an in -joke. Horrible, awful rats. It's

00:57:48.340 --> 00:57:50.880
just gloom spite. It's the old thing. On the

00:57:50.880 --> 00:57:54.079
surface, silly billies. And then you read the

00:57:54.079 --> 00:57:55.440
lore, and you're like, oh god, they're the worst

00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:57.159
thing ever. So these are the goblins, or even

00:57:57.159 --> 00:58:01.059
more goblins than goblins. Yeah, they're AOS

00:58:01.059 --> 00:58:04.360
goblins. Gobliny goblins. I'd even say be, just

00:58:04.360 --> 00:58:06.469
because... They suffer from the Age of Sigmar

00:58:06.469 --> 00:58:09.010
problem, which is people forget that Age of Sigmar

00:58:09.010 --> 00:58:13.809
has lore. I forget it has lore sometimes. It's

00:58:13.809 --> 00:58:17.670
not just a model range. It's just painful. I

00:58:17.670 --> 00:58:19.630
don't even think I've heard much about them before

00:58:19.630 --> 00:58:21.429
this, even today. And we're all lore YouTubers,

00:58:21.610 --> 00:58:27.110
basically. They live in Boingob's head! Wait,

00:58:27.650 --> 00:58:30.829
wait, hold on. What? They do what? Yeah, they

00:58:30.829 --> 00:58:33.150
live in his skull. Some of them do, at least.

00:58:33.759 --> 00:58:40.380
For the meme. Wait, wait, wait. I've just received

00:58:40.380 --> 00:58:43.079
news. Oh yes, it lives in Boingob's head and

00:58:43.079 --> 00:58:46.820
we are the patron saints of Boingob. We have

00:58:46.820 --> 00:58:52.920
to. This is mandated by law. No. His body is

00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:55.079
for everyone. He feasted upon the world so that

00:58:55.079 --> 00:58:59.039
the world could feast upon him. I'm just saying.

00:58:59.980 --> 00:59:03.159
We are literally intertwined with Boingob. Surely

00:59:03.159 --> 00:59:05.860
we have to. They're disrespecting him. They're

00:59:05.860 --> 00:59:08.739
not part of Boingob. They are literally living

00:59:08.739 --> 00:59:12.940
in his head. Disrespectful motherfuckers. Are

00:59:12.940 --> 00:59:18.239
they living rent -free in his head? Yes. Okay,

00:59:18.639 --> 00:59:23.059
well, cool. Demons of Chaos. They're out of production.

00:59:25.219 --> 00:59:28.960
Sororitas. You can still buy demon bottles. Yeah,

00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:30.719
but that's why there's another, like, demons

00:59:30.719 --> 00:59:34.219
for 40k is an option. Demons in fantasy are dead.

00:59:34.840 --> 00:59:38.679
But they're the same model. Yeah. God forbid

00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:41.440
I try and be thorough. Do they have a legacy

00:59:41.440 --> 00:59:45.139
army in Old World? Yeah, but it's not an army.

00:59:45.760 --> 00:59:49.280
But again, like, if this is what you can get

00:59:49.280 --> 00:59:51.099
into, you can't get into them if they're hard

00:59:51.099 --> 00:59:53.739
to get to. Like, if you have to buy them scalpers.

00:59:54.300 --> 00:59:56.239
But you don't have to. No, you don't have to

00:59:56.239 --> 00:59:59.079
buy scalpers. It's just demons models. But you

00:59:59.079 --> 01:00:00.980
just need to buy the square bases, I guess. But

01:00:00.980 --> 01:00:03.119
if the steer list is about, hey, what's the best

01:00:03.119 --> 01:00:05.099
armies to get into, and there's barriers of entry,

01:00:05.280 --> 01:00:09.460
surely that disqualifies them. Well, I mean,

01:00:09.480 --> 01:00:11.519
if the castles are in D, then demons should be

01:00:11.519 --> 01:00:14.480
in D. Demons are not. A lot of the stuff is not.

01:00:14.500 --> 01:00:16.719
Even now, you can still play... I'd actually

01:00:16.719 --> 01:00:19.719
argue that demons... go quite high up in this

01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:21.559
because you can play it in both age of sigma

01:00:21.559 --> 01:00:26.579
three systems yeah so you actually you get the

01:00:26.579 --> 01:00:28.380
most bang from your butt if you have it's like

01:00:28.380 --> 01:00:30.440
it's like four armies it's like four armies in

01:00:30.440 --> 01:00:33.119
one also demons are like the new models are cool

01:00:33.119 --> 01:00:35.519
as in in general and then obviously like lore

01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:37.960
wise demons are basically everywhere they're

01:00:37.960 --> 01:00:40.579
in all the their horrors heresy they're in 40k

01:00:40.579 --> 01:00:42.260
they're in everything we're at the age of sigma

01:00:42.260 --> 01:00:45.570
there's It's fine, but there's another demon's

01:00:45.570 --> 01:00:47.110
picture coming up that we're going to have to

01:00:47.110 --> 01:00:48.929
ignore then, because I tried to get as granular

01:00:48.929 --> 01:00:55.130
as I could. Alright, where is this picture? Down.

01:00:55.670 --> 01:01:02.349
Down. Left. Yes. Just throw that next to him,

01:01:02.369 --> 01:01:06.349
I guess, or ignore him. We're ruining Colin's

01:01:06.349 --> 01:01:14.809
to -do list. That city's a Sigmar. be above the

01:01:14.809 --> 01:01:17.909
big good probably be probably pretty new i think

01:01:17.909 --> 01:01:19.929
they're pretty prominent but i mean they're not

01:01:19.929 --> 01:01:22.510
new but yeah i know you're right not just repeat

01:01:22.510 --> 01:01:25.590
a fantasy as an actual faction yeah actually

01:01:25.590 --> 01:01:28.210
i was like dk what's your like general how would

01:01:28.210 --> 01:01:30.210
you describe your knowledge of like age of sigma

01:01:30.210 --> 01:01:32.070
because even then between all of us like here

01:01:32.070 --> 01:01:35.150
not all of us like really knows anything about

01:01:35.150 --> 01:01:37.949
it age of sigma is like non -existent i know

01:01:37.949 --> 01:01:45.010
the end times were like I've heard about why

01:01:45.010 --> 01:01:48.650
it happened, how it happened. That's the worst

01:01:48.650 --> 01:01:50.949
thing ever. I haven't touched on Age of Sigmar,

01:01:51.010 --> 01:01:57.750
but at all. The Age of Sigmar models are like

01:01:57.750 --> 01:02:02.329
40k has no chance if you put their models against

01:02:02.329 --> 01:02:09.340
Age of Sigmar. It's ridiculous. I need the, what's

01:02:09.340 --> 01:02:13.519
the, it was like the launch edition of the demon,

01:02:13.659 --> 01:02:16.739
the vermin lord rat. The demon, like massive

01:02:16.739 --> 01:02:20.340
demon rat. I love a vermin lord. Oh god, I need

01:02:20.340 --> 01:02:23.820
one of those so bad. Just to be like my noble

01:02:23.820 --> 01:02:27.699
themed. Oh, there's someone in our Discord who

01:02:27.699 --> 01:02:31.860
has like a hybrid of, what do they do, guys?

01:02:31.960 --> 01:02:37.360
It's a hybrid of Skaven and another army. Skaven,

01:02:37.440 --> 01:02:40.360
yeah. Lord forgive me, I'm looking at the Old

01:02:40.360 --> 01:02:46.420
World Games Workshop website right now. Maybe

01:02:46.420 --> 01:02:53.059
we don't need this mortgage so badly. What was

01:02:53.059 --> 01:02:55.380
the next one there, Andy? Every Warhammer player

01:02:55.380 --> 01:03:00.239
ever. How important is my mortgage? That's Nighthaunt.

01:03:00.699 --> 01:03:04.800
No, that's the ghost. That's Nighthaunt. That's

01:03:04.800 --> 01:03:07.119
got to be at least A tier. Ghosts, I don't know.

01:03:07.239 --> 01:03:11.460
They're pretty basic, right? But that's why I

01:03:11.460 --> 01:03:13.519
put Bretonnia in S. Like, what do you need to

01:03:13.519 --> 01:03:15.099
know to get into this army? You like ghosts?

01:03:15.400 --> 01:03:21.760
You're in. I know why this one is almost even

01:03:21.760 --> 01:03:25.039
as a top of A. My friend who knows nothing about

01:03:25.039 --> 01:03:28.400
Age of Sigmar bought Nighthaunt because the model

01:03:28.400 --> 01:03:30.559
range is good. If I believe I'm right, Colin?

01:03:31.000 --> 01:03:34.059
How many points is Nagash worth on the field?

01:03:34.420 --> 01:03:39.460
He's worth 950. You almost have a full army.

01:03:40.139 --> 01:03:45.340
Such is the power of Nagash. Such is the power.

01:03:46.039 --> 01:03:50.719
My brother in Christ himself, the mister, has

01:03:50.719 --> 01:03:53.500
never had a single shred of anything good about

01:03:53.500 --> 01:03:58.699
him. This background lore about that, there's

01:03:58.699 --> 01:04:01.409
already... existing Nagash stuff. He's in plenty

01:04:01.409 --> 01:04:04.170
of the things. They've got some really cool six

01:04:04.170 --> 01:04:08.409
sculpts. Is it Lady Olyther? Or Olyther or something

01:04:08.409 --> 01:04:11.710
like that? The Ghost Lady. There's all kinds

01:04:11.710 --> 01:04:14.130
of really interesting things. Also, ghosts are

01:04:14.130 --> 01:04:16.349
cool. They literally need to make Eldar ghosts.

01:04:17.250 --> 01:04:19.530
The Mortis Engine is one of the coolest fantasy

01:04:19.530 --> 01:04:25.530
models. Also, I know a guy who owns 20 ,000 points

01:04:25.530 --> 01:04:28.710
of Nighthaunt and I feel I would be remiss. If

01:04:28.710 --> 01:04:30.889
I did not take that into account. It's such an

01:04:30.889 --> 01:04:33.469
insane thing to own 20 ,000 points. I know, guy.

01:04:33.690 --> 01:04:36.230
Shout out to Corinthian. What the heck? Bro's

01:04:36.230 --> 01:04:39.170
name is from the Bible, too. Wow. Yeah, he's

01:04:39.170 --> 01:04:41.789
from Korea. I met him. He's cool. Wow. 20 ,000

01:04:41.789 --> 01:04:44.610
points. That's very hot. Beastman. Beastman.

01:04:45.289 --> 01:04:48.150
Beastman is DT. Might as well be out of production,

01:04:48.289 --> 01:04:50.590
bro. Might as well be out of production. Andy,

01:04:50.670 --> 01:04:54.250
put that in D tier. The Beastman... I'm an Eldar

01:04:54.250 --> 01:04:58.269
fan. Apparently, their new book is looking really

01:04:58.269 --> 01:05:02.610
good. I've heard. I haven't read it. I'm going

01:05:02.610 --> 01:05:05.550
to be honest. I mean like their new rules. Oh,

01:05:05.610 --> 01:05:09.309
new rules. They don't have any lore. I was going

01:05:09.309 --> 01:05:12.610
to say, I didn't know they had a book. Beastman

01:05:12.610 --> 01:05:16.969
lore is just like, oh yeah. I'm a goat. I guess

01:05:16.969 --> 01:05:19.909
humans and animals mixed when Chaos stuff went

01:05:19.909 --> 01:05:24.409
crazy. Me and Dredanon did a whole episode of

01:05:24.409 --> 01:05:26.590
Fixing 40k on my second channel talking about

01:05:26.590 --> 01:05:30.590
Beastman. Here is the 10 paragraphs of their

01:05:30.590 --> 01:05:34.469
lore for both 40k and fantasy. GW had a bunch

01:05:34.469 --> 01:05:36.409
of, like, beast heads when they were making the

01:05:36.409 --> 01:05:38.989
company. Plonk them on Arminies, I guess. If

01:05:38.989 --> 01:05:41.170
you want to collect beastmen, you not only have

01:05:41.170 --> 01:05:43.429
notebooks, you have an army that's had to be

01:05:43.429 --> 01:05:46.869
rebased twice. Because they moved it to Age of

01:05:46.869 --> 01:05:50.150
Sigmar and then moved it out of Age of Sigmar.

01:05:50.849 --> 01:05:52.789
I really liked them when they did the strip.

01:05:53.420 --> 01:05:55.920
they show up in um these are terror novels but

01:05:55.920 --> 01:05:58.619
they also show up in the um the lion book um

01:05:58.619 --> 01:06:00.360
son of the forest i thought that was quite a

01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:02.460
good bit with like you know the dark angels and

01:06:02.460 --> 01:06:05.380
the lie like they're like bounding through the

01:06:05.380 --> 01:06:07.380
uh the oh i was about to ask i'm sure they get

01:06:07.380 --> 01:06:11.480
promptly murdered yes there's a few pieces consistently

01:06:11.480 --> 01:06:15.000
living in an impractical joker's punishment episode

01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:19.400
he is tonight's biggest loser every night Wow.

01:06:19.420 --> 01:06:24.300
Poor fantasy. Poor fantasy, Beastman. This is

01:06:24.300 --> 01:06:29.500
D. Put them in D, dude. Their lore sucks, you

01:06:29.500 --> 01:06:31.360
have to collect three different armies to make

01:06:31.360 --> 01:06:34.780
them happen. But, they are number one in the

01:06:34.780 --> 01:06:38.719
competitive at the moment. Are they really? That

01:06:38.719 --> 01:06:42.679
doesn't surprise me. Yeah, but everything else

01:06:42.679 --> 01:06:44.860
about the army, you get into the army, you read

01:06:44.860 --> 01:06:48.960
the Inari trilogy, that is not a trilogy. i have

01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:53.500
a question for dk which is like because you um

01:06:53.500 --> 01:06:55.880
i don't know how much or how long you've been

01:06:55.880 --> 01:06:58.920
into like warhammer lore but did you start around

01:06:58.920 --> 01:07:01.880
sort of when like gilliman was returning and

01:07:01.880 --> 01:07:05.400
i was like gathering storm and uh rise of primark

01:07:05.400 --> 01:07:08.000
and yanari stuff or is it you got you learned

01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:11.059
other lore like way before that i think i just

01:07:11.059 --> 01:07:12.880
learned other stuff i don't remember exactly

01:07:12.880 --> 01:07:16.449
where warhammer lore was when i started uh first

01:07:16.449 --> 01:07:18.489
thing i learned about was orcs because you know

01:07:18.489 --> 01:07:22.150
yeah of course of course i love it and then the

01:07:22.150 --> 01:07:28.230
fucking lamenters that's a roller coaster yep

01:07:28.230 --> 01:07:30.969
i mean have you guys do you know have you done

01:07:30.969 --> 01:07:33.090
an episode on unari before on the death's ridiculous

01:07:33.090 --> 01:07:40.309
yeah was it long yeah It wasn't miserable, but

01:07:40.309 --> 01:07:42.389
it was just, man, they're, you know, they're

01:07:42.389 --> 01:07:44.309
kind of fighting an uphill battle, you know,

01:07:44.329 --> 01:07:47.309
as they do, you know. That's the most polite

01:07:47.309 --> 01:07:52.010
way to put it, ever. Me too, then. Me too. Imagine

01:07:52.010 --> 01:07:56.030
your entire plotline getting derailed by Shalaxy

01:07:56.030 --> 01:08:00.289
Hellbane. I've taken the sword to Slaanesh. Yeah,

01:08:00.369 --> 01:08:04.360
those close words. It was our storyline. I remember

01:08:04.360 --> 01:08:07.280
when Fulgrim came out, Bricky was like, oh, wouldn't

01:08:07.280 --> 01:08:09.159
it be cool if one of those new swords he's got

01:08:09.159 --> 01:08:10.440
is one of the Crone swords? And they're just

01:08:10.440 --> 01:08:12.539
like, ha ha, fuck you, I'm Fulgrim, I have one.

01:08:12.619 --> 01:08:15.920
Good luck trying to get it back from me. Yeah,

01:08:15.980 --> 01:08:22.439
it makes sense. Oh no. Always losing. We didn't

01:08:22.439 --> 01:08:24.319
even get a trader Primark for Fulgrim to fight,

01:08:24.399 --> 01:08:26.399
or yeah, regular Primark for Fulgrim to fight

01:08:26.399 --> 01:08:28.500
when he was released. They didn't even... Yeah,

01:08:28.500 --> 01:08:34.140
it's okay. There can be... didn't angron's model

01:08:34.140 --> 01:08:36.479
came out before the line yeah he did okay well

01:08:36.479 --> 01:08:38.520
let's just say jagged eye comes back swinging

01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:44.159
i'll be happy decapitated body to live back into

01:08:44.159 --> 01:08:49.239
the lord hang on someone had a good point in

01:08:49.239 --> 01:08:55.920
chat inevitable victory so true that's a funny

01:08:55.920 --> 01:09:00.159
dark elf uh you unicron these are specific dark

01:09:00.159 --> 01:09:03.539
elves though this is i just meant it for dark

01:09:03.539 --> 01:09:05.760
elves in general it's just a symbol from total

01:09:05.760 --> 01:09:09.399
war uh probably out of production because you

01:09:09.399 --> 01:09:11.699
can't actually no you can't you can buy them

01:09:11.699 --> 01:09:13.779
you're gonna get a couple of cities of sigmar

01:09:13.779 --> 01:09:16.300
one i guess you can't buy the whole range by

01:09:16.300 --> 01:09:25.819
any means right but it's loris Oh, man. I keep

01:09:25.819 --> 01:09:29.300
telling myself they'll get an army. You can technically

01:09:29.300 --> 01:09:33.020
buy half of their range. These ones are the...

01:09:33.020 --> 01:09:35.779
Oh, the Sons of Behemoth. That sounds pretty

01:09:35.779 --> 01:09:37.300
easy to get into. I think it's another A -tier

01:09:37.300 --> 01:09:39.640
one, just for the pure simplicity. Do you like

01:09:39.640 --> 01:09:41.720
Big Club Man? You could probably put Imperial

01:09:41.720 --> 01:09:44.359
Knights and Chaos Knights in A -tier. All for

01:09:44.359 --> 01:09:46.300
the same reason. They're the cheapest armies.

01:09:46.359 --> 01:09:51.340
Some armies are easy to get into. Some are easy

01:09:51.340 --> 01:09:53.199
because of all the lore. Some are easy because

01:09:53.199 --> 01:09:58.239
Ongabunga is all you really need. I do like a

01:09:58.239 --> 01:10:03.020
knight. They're good fun. Sexy knight. The next

01:10:03.020 --> 01:10:07.380
one was Carriage and Overlords. Bugman Bar's

01:10:07.380 --> 01:10:11.739
favourite adornments of the pub, basically. I

01:10:11.739 --> 01:10:14.939
love these guys. They're everywhere. I still

01:10:14.939 --> 01:10:18.180
do. I think the aesthetic is obviously very good

01:10:18.180 --> 01:10:21.399
for them, but they do suffer from a lack of much

01:10:21.399 --> 01:10:25.100
range in their models, and also only a few books

01:10:25.100 --> 01:10:29.979
in the lore. Guy Haley wrote it. He obviously

01:10:29.979 --> 01:10:32.279
wrote Temptation of Baal and Dante and stuff,

01:10:32.380 --> 01:10:35.159
so he's a good writer, but I will not be giving

01:10:35.159 --> 01:10:38.659
that book a go, probably. I think just leave

01:10:38.659 --> 01:10:41.060
it in secret. I don't really care about this,

01:10:41.159 --> 01:10:47.689
to be honest. They look good. Oh lord! They probably

01:10:47.689 --> 01:10:50.970
see tears. I hate to admit. Their lore sucks,

01:10:51.029 --> 01:10:55.590
for being honest. I must admit. Their codex lore

01:10:55.590 --> 01:11:00.250
is really cool, though. Their codex lore goes

01:11:00.250 --> 01:11:06.189
hard. Drukhari Trilogy, amazing. Craft, oh. Regular

01:11:06.189 --> 01:11:08.289
Eldar are easier to get into than Dark Eldar.

01:11:08.390 --> 01:11:11.090
They have more models and a bigger range and

01:11:11.090 --> 01:11:17.619
more variety. Phoenix Lords. Do not put the Eldar

01:11:17.619 --> 01:11:19.739
below the carriage in Overlords. Do not do that.

01:11:19.739 --> 01:11:21.960
They definitely go above the Dark Eldar. They

01:11:21.960 --> 01:11:24.560
totally go above the Dark Eldar. They're in more

01:11:24.560 --> 01:11:28.760
stuff too. Next one is... Ginger Dwarf. Sure

01:11:28.760 --> 01:11:33.670
as an army. What are they called? Clearly put

01:11:33.670 --> 01:11:36.729
them in detail. Fire Slayers. They might as well.

01:11:36.850 --> 01:11:40.750
No one cares. No, not the Slayers. Slayers are

01:11:40.750 --> 01:11:46.869
really cool. What happened to them? Oh. Do you

01:11:46.869 --> 01:11:50.470
like naked bearded men? What else have you got?

01:11:51.369 --> 01:11:55.930
Well, it depends, doesn't it? Now, Harlequins...

01:11:55.930 --> 01:11:59.510
Harlequins are technically not an army anymore.

01:11:59.979 --> 01:12:01.859
But when they were an army, I feel like it's

01:12:01.859 --> 01:12:04.100
still pretty hard to get into. They're still

01:12:04.100 --> 01:12:09.899
around. They're just like a sub -faction of the

01:12:09.899 --> 01:12:13.699
Eldar now. I'd put them in D, to be honest. Their

01:12:13.699 --> 01:12:18.800
lore is very obscure and weird. For a new person.

01:12:19.119 --> 01:12:23.220
It's not that they're... Someone who's starting

01:12:23.220 --> 01:12:27.000
the army. Their lore is weird. They have no actual

01:12:27.000 --> 01:12:29.520
unique special characters. painting them as hard

01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:32.840
as they have a weird check mark they have no

01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:34.800
they have no new characters for the tabletop

01:12:34.800 --> 01:12:36.720
though andy like someone's gonna look at this

01:12:36.720 --> 01:12:39.220
yeah but what's his name um and then they're

01:12:39.220 --> 01:12:42.000
gonna see the check marks and die oh the check

01:12:42.000 --> 01:12:46.000
yeah just get a stencil all i'm saying is as

01:12:46.000 --> 01:12:49.880
far as like i'm getting into the law you've got

01:12:49.880 --> 01:12:53.079
like Big, beefy mechs, spice breeds. And then

01:12:53.079 --> 01:12:57.779
you're like, clown men? Clown? It's intriguing,

01:12:57.979 --> 01:13:02.239
but then again, you look at the army, you look

01:13:02.239 --> 01:13:04.760
at the minis and go, that looks like hell. And

01:13:04.760 --> 01:13:08.579
it is hell. They're expensive to buy. They're

01:13:08.579 --> 01:13:12.399
low variety. No special characters at the tabletop.

01:13:12.579 --> 01:13:14.880
They're really cool to bring us like 500 points

01:13:14.880 --> 01:13:16.720
with your Eldar, but them as a whole army, I

01:13:16.720 --> 01:13:19.399
really just don't think is justified that well.

01:13:19.500 --> 01:13:21.819
Kegurak laughs every time someone thinks the

01:13:21.819 --> 01:13:26.619
Harlequin are worth playing. We love Kegurak

01:13:26.619 --> 01:13:28.760
in this house. I didn't know. Finhead. Beef or

01:13:28.760 --> 01:13:35.079
I didn't know. Their models are beautiful. Guard

01:13:35.079 --> 01:13:39.619
or STR? Beef Raider. It still amazes me. That

01:13:39.619 --> 01:13:43.100
has to be STR. That winter assault picture gets

01:13:43.100 --> 01:13:47.500
so much mileage every time. It's too cool. Do

01:13:47.500 --> 01:13:50.800
you like dwarves? Dwarves are probably like eight.

01:13:51.140 --> 01:13:54.760
Next to the elves. Do you like dwarves? Just

01:13:54.760 --> 01:13:57.420
another classic fantasy. You didn't need to put

01:13:57.420 --> 01:14:00.239
it on the elves. I see what you're saying. You're

01:14:00.239 --> 01:14:03.960
going to piss off someone. Dwarf fans are going

01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:08.039
to hate it if you put elves over them. I'd rather

01:14:08.039 --> 01:14:12.739
be in my short stacks because they'll look after

01:14:12.739 --> 01:14:16.329
me. He the Knights of Slaanesh. It's probably

01:14:16.329 --> 01:14:20.590
B, I guess, right? Have you seen Sigvald's new

01:14:20.590 --> 01:14:26.810
model? Oh, yeah. Ansel Chaps! They have some

01:14:26.810 --> 01:14:31.050
of the coolest models in the game. But at the

01:14:31.050 --> 01:14:34.390
end of the day, they are a sub -faction of Chaos.

01:14:35.350 --> 01:14:37.710
Yeah, but I mean, same way like Emperor's Children

01:14:37.710 --> 01:14:40.289
are. Like in AOS, they're like... I think B tier

01:14:40.289 --> 01:14:46.130
is fine. very emperor's coded um yeah what's

01:14:46.130 --> 01:14:52.989
this i love these tomb kings i don't know anything

01:14:52.989 --> 01:14:55.010
about their tabletop minis or whatever but like

01:14:55.010 --> 01:14:59.829
come on hear me out the same for tonia the entry

01:14:59.829 --> 01:15:06.850
here is do you like ancient egypt You can now

01:15:06.850 --> 01:15:08.909
be dumb thinking about if you want the army.

01:15:09.729 --> 01:15:13.810
So valid. What if it was ancient Egypt? Those

01:15:13.810 --> 01:15:19.729
are specifically the Age of Sigmar ogres. You

01:15:19.729 --> 01:15:21.909
can make an army with very few models, right?

01:15:22.189 --> 01:15:25.590
That is true. It's very easy to make with their

01:15:25.590 --> 01:15:27.850
points obviously. Any army that's like hyper

01:15:27.850 --> 01:15:31.470
elite. Accessibility goes up super high. I think

01:15:31.470 --> 01:15:33.550
their spearhead can be built to have like a thousand

01:15:33.550 --> 01:15:36.689
points. Dang. And it's easy, because it's just

01:15:36.689 --> 01:15:40.390
easy to paint as well. It's just big ogres. Big

01:15:40.390 --> 01:15:44.390
dudes. Big dudes. The power of the guts. Truly.

01:15:44.729 --> 01:15:46.869
I mean, this might be the top of the list, to

01:15:46.869 --> 01:15:52.479
be honest. Yeah. Maybe not more in the space

01:15:52.479 --> 01:16:00.619
frame. No. No. They're not a... No. They're the

01:16:00.619 --> 01:16:04.380
most economical army. They are. They are actually.

01:16:05.420 --> 01:16:12.319
It's in gold and you're done. Airbrush. Airbrush.

01:16:12.699 --> 01:16:18.300
They are... Dude, you cannot put them a... You

01:16:18.300 --> 01:16:20.619
cannot put them above the Stormcast. They are

01:16:20.619 --> 01:16:23.520
on windows of GW stores. The custodians are not

01:16:23.520 --> 01:16:26.579
on GW storefront windows. We shouldn't even be

01:16:26.579 --> 01:16:29.779
a tabletop army, alright? Alright, all I'm saying

01:16:29.779 --> 01:16:33.859
is if you were like, if you're a kid and you're

01:16:33.859 --> 01:16:36.979
like, I only have the money I have, which could

01:16:36.979 --> 01:16:40.100
I buy a full army of? Stormcast or custodians?

01:16:41.650 --> 01:16:43.729
It's not going to be thinking about the full

01:16:43.729 --> 01:16:46.930
economics of an army. They're going to see the

01:16:46.930 --> 01:16:50.310
one on the window and buy that one. Yeah, exactly.

01:16:50.569 --> 01:16:53.829
He's going to buy the one unit. I can't afford

01:16:53.829 --> 01:16:57.289
that. The kid isn't affording an army at all.

01:16:57.350 --> 01:16:59.729
He's walking into GW buying one unit with two

01:16:59.729 --> 01:17:03.350
months of allowance. Was that DK? Go ahead. Oh,

01:17:03.369 --> 01:17:06.930
oh, I didn't, I didn't. He's walking in with

01:17:06.930 --> 01:17:08.649
his mom's credit card. Anyway, that's a moot

01:17:08.649 --> 01:17:14.670
point. I do agree though. Put it below. Yeah.

01:17:14.850 --> 01:17:18.609
All right. Calm down. Calm down. I'm good. Okay.

01:17:19.210 --> 01:17:24.750
No, it's okay. The soothing tones of health ponds.

01:17:26.640 --> 01:17:32.739
Who even cares. Luminath, the Rome Lords. Owlmen,

01:17:32.960 --> 01:17:40.000
the men of the cow. I'm so sorry. They have cow

01:17:40.000 --> 01:17:46.220
helmets. Yeah, they're cool. They're sick. I

01:17:46.220 --> 01:17:48.699
think they look cool. They look cool. They're

01:17:48.699 --> 01:17:52.020
super weird. I think also they're the only way

01:17:52.020 --> 01:17:55.739
to look super cool. Some of their monster stuff

01:17:55.739 --> 01:17:58.000
is good, but a lot of their infantry characters

01:17:58.000 --> 01:18:01.579
- I'm gonna say, if you get them, if you beat

01:18:01.579 --> 01:18:03.140
them in battle, you're like, right, let's milk

01:18:03.140 --> 01:18:07.300
the others. Like, oh no. Illumineth cowmen. No.

01:18:07.380 --> 01:18:08.880
They're basic infantry, they're not supposed

01:18:08.880 --> 01:18:11.960
to look like the most badass thing ever. It doesn't

01:18:11.960 --> 01:18:14.539
like, the basic infantry of a space marine looks

01:18:14.539 --> 01:18:18.819
good, but these don't. Yeah, that's because they're

01:18:18.819 --> 01:18:24.550
getting - A fantasy elf. Do you walk into an

01:18:24.550 --> 01:18:30.130
ancient history museum and go, boring! Where's

01:18:30.130 --> 01:18:32.550
the trim? Where's the trim? Why are these all

01:18:32.550 --> 01:18:38.050
the same colour? I just don't know if accessibility

01:18:38.050 --> 01:18:45.170
is more than Eldar in C2. What? It's just elves,

01:18:45.210 --> 01:18:48.140
bro. Yeah, but, like, in terms of, like, if someone

01:18:48.140 --> 01:18:50.319
was, like, new to the hobby, would they gravitate

01:18:50.319 --> 01:18:54.020
towards that? If they like elves, probably. They

01:18:54.020 --> 01:18:56.279
would do the Ideneth Deepkin, I think, before

01:18:56.279 --> 01:18:57.760
they would go anywhere. I think they would do

01:18:57.760 --> 01:19:01.359
Eldar before. Hold on, hold on. DK, which is

01:19:01.359 --> 01:19:05.520
cooler, in your opinion? Ideneth Finmen or Moofellas?

01:19:06.100 --> 01:19:11.670
Ocean. Ocean, for sure. Yeah, that's fair. Exactly,

01:19:11.770 --> 01:19:13.789
I'm telling you. Like, especially moving on.

01:19:14.350 --> 01:19:19.930
Nagash. I think I forgot to remove him when I

01:19:19.930 --> 01:19:22.590
was editing it to make them all armies. So it's

01:19:22.590 --> 01:19:26.229
just kind of Nagash tier. Well, Nagash is the

01:19:26.229 --> 01:19:27.529
best tier, then, sure. You only need one more.

01:19:27.869 --> 01:19:33.850
I mean, he is a thousand points on his own. Yeah.

01:19:35.689 --> 01:19:41.300
Squiggies. Orcs and Goblins. They have a new

01:19:41.300 --> 01:19:44.159
freaking book. They're back at it. I feel like

01:19:44.159 --> 01:19:46.819
Orcs are A tier with Dwarves and Elves. Oh, gotta

01:19:46.819 --> 01:19:51.920
be. It's just like, you know, Orc. Have you got

01:19:51.920 --> 01:19:56.779
to Grimgold? No. Where am I putting him? Top

01:19:56.779 --> 01:20:02.899
of A. Have you got to... Grimgold Ironhide yet,

01:20:02.920 --> 01:20:06.739
DK? Ah, the craziest Black Orc warboss that has

01:20:06.739 --> 01:20:09.640
ever existed and cannot be beaten by anyone ever.

01:20:10.359 --> 01:20:15.199
Hell yeah. And then she won the End Times and

01:20:15.199 --> 01:20:18.760
everyone lived happily ever after. Oh, I didn't

01:20:18.760 --> 01:20:20.979
see Dark Elves in here. This is also Dark Elves.

01:20:20.979 --> 01:20:24.460
It's out of protection. Should we read donations?

01:20:24.600 --> 01:20:28.640
I think we had a couple. No Malekith. Off your

01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:32.210
grounds, forts. for snorting. Hal has now created

01:20:32.210 --> 01:20:36.869
the Feet Seer. Wow. Colin will wear a green hat

01:20:36.869 --> 01:20:41.109
in three weeks. He keeps counting down. Thank

01:20:41.109 --> 01:20:47.090
you for the five years. Call him with your secret

01:20:47.090 --> 01:20:50.090
pose. Suddenly feeling a tongue in your throat.

01:20:50.310 --> 01:20:52.609
You try to... Wow, this is horrible. This is

01:20:52.609 --> 01:20:58.939
actually awful. No suck set, brother. Oh, boy.

01:20:59.140 --> 01:21:02.899
Wow. That's the true pick of feet. Hashtag JK,

01:21:03.140 --> 01:21:07.619
hashtag drug. Wow. Someone's having a good time.

01:21:07.840 --> 01:21:11.020
Thank you for the donations. I love you guys.

01:21:11.060 --> 01:21:14.060
What the hell is this new tier list for? Something

01:21:14.060 --> 01:21:19.920
that wasn't just feet. Leave the slightest impression

01:21:19.920 --> 01:21:23.279
we are respectable. Retain what fragments of

01:21:23.279 --> 01:21:25.380
our dignity we have left. Give the impression

01:21:25.380 --> 01:21:27.619
we actually do know. Oh, damn. You guys started

01:21:27.619 --> 01:21:33.720
with dignity? Damn. Not much. Wait, wait, wait.

01:21:33.720 --> 01:21:37.479
Colin, what was the... Colin, what was the inaugural

01:21:37.479 --> 01:21:40.600
word that the viewers ever heard on the podcast

01:21:40.600 --> 01:21:44.680
that you uttered? Do you remember? Oh, yeah.

01:21:44.779 --> 01:21:48.119
I think it was just, like, something O .C. Fuck.

01:21:48.279 --> 01:21:54.550
Something O .C. Let's see. Necrussi. Oh, Necrussi.

01:21:54.550 --> 01:21:59.229
He blessed our podcast with that word. It is

01:21:59.229 --> 01:22:05.329
living metal. I didn't say we started with a

01:22:05.329 --> 01:22:14.270
lot of respect. Five bucks. You cannot get any

01:22:14.270 --> 01:22:16.630
more living rent free than Goblin's currently

01:22:16.630 --> 01:22:24.369
in Boingob's skull. there it was donkey man usa

01:22:24.369 --> 01:22:27.449
he did the kit a bone ripper a dreadnought and

01:22:27.449 --> 01:22:29.689
a ball predator tank he's a walking o2 that's

01:22:29.689 --> 01:22:32.289
fucking wow yeah there's pics of it in the discord

01:22:32.289 --> 01:22:34.229
i'm pretty sure join the lore crimes discord

01:22:34.229 --> 01:22:39.250
now remind people bone ripper is a rat ogre of

01:22:39.250 --> 01:22:42.149
the beloved uh fan call if people want to know

01:22:42.149 --> 01:22:45.090
more about a thankful uh lord delusion number

01:22:45.090 --> 01:22:50.630
50. Ushoran is the most glorious servant of Nagash.

01:22:50.710 --> 01:22:55.090
That's goaded. FEC is A. Flesh Eater Cult is

01:22:55.090 --> 01:22:58.050
A at minimum. I agree. Also, Colin, read Ushoran's

01:22:58.050 --> 01:23:00.609
novel. It's very good. It's probably one of the

01:23:00.609 --> 01:23:03.029
coolest models that GW has made in the past 20

01:23:03.029 --> 01:23:06.310
years. I have it. It's my anger on this. Baneblade

01:23:06.310 --> 01:23:13.930
is back. Baneblade. Baneblade. With the other

01:23:13.930 --> 01:23:21.250
four. Oh, no. Set. Hal is an elven racist. Yeah,

01:23:21.250 --> 01:23:27.149
you want a picture too. Hal is classist and racist

01:23:27.149 --> 01:23:31.130
and I think he was against old people. Hal's

01:23:31.130 --> 01:23:36.909
just the worst. I don't remember the emoji. The

01:23:36.909 --> 01:23:39.569
emoji of Hal in the Discord is tagged as bigot

01:23:39.569 --> 01:23:44.149
max. This meme has gone out of hand, honestly.

01:23:45.369 --> 01:23:48.369
Colin, there's another one for you though. He's

01:23:48.369 --> 01:23:50.550
back in three weeks, I'm wearing the hat with

01:23:50.550 --> 01:23:53.810
the two arrows. Sanguinar clearly has the best

01:23:53.810 --> 01:23:57.189
covered feet. It doesn't! It's metal. He has

01:23:57.189 --> 01:24:03.050
armoured feet. Armoured toes. Next one is Slaves

01:24:03.050 --> 01:24:05.930
to Darkness, aka Chaos in the Age of Sigmar.

01:24:08.550 --> 01:24:11.090
They're pretty good. Pretty accessible, I would

01:24:11.090 --> 01:24:15.279
say. Again, it's Chaos stuff. Has Archeon, Big

01:24:15.279 --> 01:24:20.460
Bad, and lots of models for their kits, lots

01:24:20.460 --> 01:24:24.560
of lore, all that good stuff. Brayden, the lore

01:24:24.560 --> 01:24:26.920
crimes intern, has messaged me saying crazy that

01:24:26.920 --> 01:24:29.859
Saint Sabbat is not S tier. He's a big Sabbat

01:24:29.859 --> 01:24:34.460
Crusades fan. Necrons is probably this time S

01:24:34.460 --> 01:24:38.020
tier to get into in terms of like infinite design,

01:24:38.380 --> 01:24:41.819
great lore, Twisted King, great models, easy

01:24:41.819 --> 01:24:45.489
to paint. Somewhat affordable. I mean, Warhammer's

01:24:45.489 --> 01:24:48.369
not affordable, but as far as... If you go to

01:24:48.369 --> 01:24:50.770
Zach Games' website in China, they are certainly

01:24:50.770 --> 01:24:53.489
affordable. Although it's been made up. I think

01:24:53.489 --> 01:24:55.250
you have to wait for Zach Games 7 to come up

01:24:55.250 --> 01:24:58.289
because the passbooks have been taken down. But

01:24:58.289 --> 01:25:04.090
they will keep them down. Is this 44? Yes. I

01:25:04.090 --> 01:25:06.329
feel like it's A tier. I don't know why. Yeah,

01:25:06.369 --> 01:25:07.850
because some of the models are a bit old now,

01:25:07.890 --> 01:25:12.949
aren't they? Still like the funny orcs. Everyone's

01:25:12.949 --> 01:25:15.970
happy to learn about orcs. I feel like they're

01:25:15.970 --> 01:25:18.710
an expensive army to collect nowadays. Yeah,

01:25:18.789 --> 01:25:21.949
they're, I mean, a little bit less so. They're

01:25:21.949 --> 01:25:24.489
kind of turning less of a horde army, which is

01:25:24.489 --> 01:25:27.949
weird because they're the orcs. But 40k as a

01:25:27.949 --> 01:25:30.050
whole is turning into a horde game, so it balances

01:25:30.050 --> 01:25:41.610
out. I love 40k. I love limitless models. They

01:25:41.610 --> 01:25:44.630
have the cabbage head, right? They do. They have

01:25:44.630 --> 01:25:49.029
the funny cabbage head dragon. They have a cabbage

01:25:49.029 --> 01:25:52.829
head dragon? Yeah, it's like a drake or a wyvern

01:25:52.829 --> 01:25:55.590
or something, but it just looks like lettuce.

01:25:56.310 --> 01:26:00.930
Yeah. Angry lettuce. Angry lettuce is a great

01:26:00.930 --> 01:26:03.920
name for a band. hello everyone we are angry

01:26:03.920 --> 01:26:09.760
lettuce uh uh the other undead faction which

01:26:09.760 --> 01:26:13.840
is oh they have cool minis i know so dope they

01:26:13.840 --> 01:26:16.199
do have really cool i might put them top of a

01:26:16.199 --> 01:26:18.300
because i don't know probably next to the top

01:26:18.300 --> 01:26:21.960
of a but yeah next to next to nighthawk yeah

01:26:21.960 --> 01:26:24.479
they're pretty because they're easier to face

01:26:24.479 --> 01:26:30.840
marines yeah it's clean Daughters of Cain, that's

01:26:30.840 --> 01:26:33.460
probably a C. I'm going to be real. Yeah, fair.

01:26:33.779 --> 01:26:36.340
They don't have a big model line, and I imagine

01:26:36.340 --> 01:26:39.260
they don't have a ton of lore, but... A decent

01:26:39.260 --> 01:26:43.300
amount, but it's also like the draw is like 90

01:26:43.300 --> 01:26:47.680
% Marathi. Yeah, and again, it's can we have

01:26:47.680 --> 01:26:50.340
Dark Elves, please? You can have a tiny sect

01:26:50.340 --> 01:26:52.500
of Dark Elves. Can we have the whole Dark Elves

01:26:52.500 --> 01:26:54.500
army? No, you can have another tiny sect of Dark

01:26:54.500 --> 01:26:58.899
Elves. You can have Diadricari. Nice. Diet Drooki.

01:27:00.600 --> 01:27:06.279
Empire and Wars! S tier for the Empire. Although,

01:27:06.840 --> 01:27:09.760
hearing the state of the game, apparently they

01:27:09.760 --> 01:27:13.420
are by far the worst army in Old World. Ouch!

01:27:14.739 --> 01:27:18.279
They could be a little bit better, but hey, this

01:27:18.279 --> 01:27:22.119
is right before a big war against Chaos. They're

01:27:22.119 --> 01:27:26.869
going to get better. Oh, yeah. Magnus will save

01:27:26.869 --> 01:27:29.369
us. The cool Magnus will come soon. The one that

01:27:29.369 --> 01:27:32.770
doesn't suck. I have the same energy of the guy

01:27:32.770 --> 01:27:34.930
who's on gambling websites. No, guys, you don't

01:27:34.930 --> 01:27:39.210
understand. It'll all come back. I'm sorry you

01:27:39.210 --> 01:27:41.810
don't understand, Andy, that you don't lose until

01:27:41.810 --> 01:27:45.489
you leave the table. Exactly. It's that meme

01:27:45.489 --> 01:27:47.170
of the guy moving through the wall and then the

01:27:47.170 --> 01:27:51.109
other side. Mechanicus is D, bro. Really? The

01:27:51.109 --> 01:27:54.250
amount of models you have to buy to play that

01:27:54.250 --> 01:27:57.869
on. And the pen is not that good either. But,

01:27:57.869 --> 01:28:00.390
like... As a whole, though, like, their lore's

01:28:00.390 --> 01:28:02.869
cool, and there's of course Mechanica's. Bottom

01:28:02.869 --> 01:28:05.170
is C, I think, but they're not, I don't think

01:28:05.170 --> 01:28:09.170
they're in D. Yeah. Pure tabletop, yes, they're

01:28:09.170 --> 01:28:11.470
like the bottom of the barrel, but everything

01:28:11.470 --> 01:28:14.670
considered. I do like my Red Road Martians. Is

01:28:14.670 --> 01:28:17.489
there a Maggotkin? Yeah, that's the Maggotkin.

01:28:17.550 --> 01:28:19.090
Probably the same place as the Hidden Knights

01:28:19.090 --> 01:28:21.989
of Slaanesh. Yeah, probably. You should put all

01:28:21.989 --> 01:28:24.369
the Chaos, like, Mono God. No, they had Knights.

01:28:25.289 --> 01:28:29.119
There you go, you're right. Oh, I doubted myself.

01:28:29.760 --> 01:28:33.060
Wood Elves! No, that's Sylvanas. Oh, they're

01:28:33.060 --> 01:28:38.760
just Sylvanas. It comes down. Come on! I'm going

01:28:38.760 --> 01:28:41.979
by your... They have really cool models. I don't

01:28:41.979 --> 01:28:43.760
know this faction. I'm going by your disappointed

01:28:43.760 --> 01:28:48.460
tone. I can't help. That's a good spot. I just

01:28:48.460 --> 01:28:50.359
don't really like them as much as the regular

01:28:50.359 --> 01:28:53.020
Wood Elves, but they have cool models. Yeah,

01:28:53.159 --> 01:28:55.399
but their lore really lacks. That's more than

01:28:55.399 --> 01:29:02.319
fair. I love the guys in green cloaks wood elf

01:29:02.319 --> 01:29:03.920
aesthetic and they kind of just took all of that

01:29:03.920 --> 01:29:06.319
away and made them ghosts instead and it's really

01:29:06.319 --> 01:29:08.880
weird all I know about them is what's called

01:29:08.880 --> 01:29:12.359
the life wave there's a wave of like life energy

01:29:12.359 --> 01:29:15.079
oh yeah the life wave of Elaria which randomly

01:29:15.079 --> 01:29:18.619
makes certain people just pregnant sometimes

01:29:18.619 --> 01:29:21.869
in different realms yeah What the hell's going

01:29:21.869 --> 01:29:24.970
on here? Spontaneous pregnancy is a thing, it

01:29:24.970 --> 01:29:28.170
don't matter what you got down there. I thought

01:29:28.170 --> 01:29:33.270
one of them just introverted the faction. Do

01:29:33.270 --> 01:29:35.210
you want to put the blades of corn next to the

01:29:35.210 --> 01:29:39.510
heath knights as well? Just move them up, it's

01:29:39.510 --> 01:29:43.810
corn. You like hidden things, you're done. No,

01:29:45.510 --> 01:29:49.199
they're pretty easy to get into. Tau are like

01:29:49.199 --> 01:29:51.199
B -tier. Tau are B -tier. They're really easy

01:29:51.199 --> 01:29:55.159
to get in denial. Crisis suits? Tau are D -tier?

01:29:55.300 --> 01:29:58.920
I agree. He's not in denial. The reason they

01:29:58.920 --> 01:30:00.699
would be in D -tier is because everyone else

01:30:00.699 --> 01:30:03.680
always goes, well, Tau attracts the most insufferable

01:30:03.680 --> 01:30:10.060
people on the planet. Hang on. I don't even mean

01:30:10.060 --> 01:30:12.420
just within the army. You say you like Tau and

01:30:12.420 --> 01:30:15.500
then five million Black Templars fans comes out

01:30:15.500 --> 01:30:19.800
of the woodwork to say heresy at you. Do you

01:30:19.800 --> 01:30:25.479
collect any particular factions, DK? I have an

01:30:25.479 --> 01:30:29.039
on and off Thousand Sons bunch of minis. That's

01:30:29.039 --> 01:30:39.579
about it. My brother. It's over. I'm out. Wait,

01:30:40.039 --> 01:30:43.899
wait, wait. Behold, Ahriman converted from Mephisto.

01:30:48.259 --> 01:30:51.300
I thought it was cool, Hal. I thought it was

01:30:51.300 --> 01:30:55.420
cool. My brother had been moved. It is cool.

01:30:55.479 --> 01:30:59.699
Get it out of here. Go away. Oh, it's gone again?

01:30:59.819 --> 01:31:06.039
No, no. I know how to paint. I feel like once

01:31:06.039 --> 01:31:07.720
you paint enough Thousand Suns, you kind of have

01:31:07.720 --> 01:31:10.359
to get good at painting, right? Like you have

01:31:10.359 --> 01:31:13.439
no choice. You put in a shift in the trim mines.

01:31:14.180 --> 01:31:17.359
I'm going to go play Warhammer World. You have

01:31:17.359 --> 01:31:19.579
to have your fully army painted, so I've been

01:31:19.579 --> 01:31:22.479
trimming it up. To be fair, if you consider the

01:31:22.479 --> 01:31:24.539
Thousand Suns in the round, what else do they

01:31:24.539 --> 01:31:26.020
have other than the painting? There's not much

01:31:26.020 --> 01:31:29.640
else. Our premier character sucks. Our Primarchs

01:31:29.640 --> 01:31:32.779
suck. We've got no characters. They're all ghosts

01:31:32.779 --> 01:31:36.979
and machines. It's cool how they got that way.

01:31:37.539 --> 01:31:40.880
Terranids are probably B or A tier. I feel like

01:31:40.880 --> 01:31:43.000
they have so much variety that it might be kind

01:31:43.000 --> 01:31:44.659
of hard to figure out. They are the launch boxer

01:31:44.659 --> 01:31:47.560
as well. After space flight, it's kind of hard.

01:31:47.619 --> 01:31:52.439
They're kind of expensive. They are. Getting

01:31:52.439 --> 01:31:56.119
into just starting them, just basic, you buy

01:31:56.119 --> 01:31:58.979
the combat patrols, you like alien? Yeah, it's

01:31:58.979 --> 01:32:01.119
really understandable for a lot of people. Are

01:32:01.119 --> 01:32:04.680
you hungry? Do you want to know their lore? Yeah,

01:32:04.699 --> 01:32:07.720
okay. What are they about? They eat. Oh, cool.

01:32:07.939 --> 01:32:12.119
You will have to contend with one million losses

01:32:12.119 --> 01:32:14.840
in your own codex every release. I didn't hear

01:32:14.840 --> 01:32:21.210
no bell. Yeah. Vampire camps are out of production.

01:32:21.609 --> 01:32:24.989
Firmly out of production, Andy. It's really sad.

01:32:25.510 --> 01:32:29.270
Ogres are also out of production. Oh no! These

01:32:29.270 --> 01:32:33.250
are so fun! Warriors of Chaos gotta be A tier.

01:32:33.489 --> 01:32:37.109
I would say S tier, honestly. Because they have

01:32:37.109 --> 01:32:40.090
a full kind of range as well. Yeah, they got

01:32:40.090 --> 01:32:42.029
a full range. They're an army. You can get them

01:32:42.029 --> 01:32:45.109
for Old World now. They're the reason GW has

01:32:45.109 --> 01:32:46.989
the heart on for the Power Armor looking fellas.

01:32:47.229 --> 01:32:49.369
They were the first and it sold really well.

01:32:50.569 --> 01:32:54.229
They're bloody good. You can get some of the

01:32:54.229 --> 01:32:56.279
Age of Sigmar stuff and just... chop it into

01:32:56.279 --> 01:32:59.619
your fancy. There's the Wood Elves. Probably

01:32:59.619 --> 01:33:03.760
B or A tier. No, they're in production now. I

01:33:03.760 --> 01:33:07.739
was just wondering spending $800 instead of a

01:33:07.739 --> 01:33:10.840
house down payment. We're almost there, boys.

01:33:10.899 --> 01:33:15.779
We're almost there. Come on. Empress children.

01:33:16.140 --> 01:33:19.760
Whatever. Empress children and world leaders

01:33:19.760 --> 01:33:23.020
I feel like are in B or C even because they barely

01:33:23.020 --> 01:33:26.579
have any models. And the new World Eater's rules

01:33:26.579 --> 01:33:30.140
are apparently really depressingly bad. Engron

01:33:30.140 --> 01:33:32.800
is going through it rough. The new World Eater's

01:33:32.800 --> 01:33:35.399
meta is to bring Forge Fiends and shooting units.

01:33:35.659 --> 01:33:38.659
That's how much they hate you. That's how much

01:33:38.659 --> 01:33:44.380
they hate you. I have a World Eater's army. This

01:33:44.380 --> 01:33:46.699
is the only codex I am going to be having this

01:33:46.699 --> 01:33:50.539
edition. Because I refuse to have three Forge

01:33:50.539 --> 01:33:54.229
Fiends. two hell brutes which i don't own and

01:33:54.229 --> 01:33:58.069
then no anger on and then just some if you if

01:33:58.069 --> 01:34:00.109
you need enough to just to see that 10th edition

01:34:00.109 --> 01:34:02.130
sucks you just have to look at the world leaders

01:34:02.130 --> 01:34:06.470
stuff it's over just because just how is literally

01:34:06.470 --> 01:34:08.369
like just because the world leaders have to suffer

01:34:08.369 --> 01:34:12.810
all the time doesn't mean i have to they made

01:34:12.810 --> 01:34:15.609
me give up on the army but to be fair abundant

01:34:15.609 --> 01:34:20.409
amounts of law for uh world leaders huge amount

01:34:20.909 --> 01:34:22.550
Again, it's everything. I'm counting, you know,

01:34:22.550 --> 01:34:25.029
getting their lore too. Again, it comes with

01:34:25.029 --> 01:34:28.350
Fulgrim and new Primarch model release and all

01:34:28.350 --> 01:34:30.310
that stuff for Emperor's Tree. World leaders

01:34:30.310 --> 01:34:32.029
I'd put in C right now just because of that,

01:34:32.109 --> 01:34:36.909
honestly. Yeah. From a new person's perspective,

01:34:37.010 --> 01:34:39.390
they're not caring about the meta that much though.

01:34:39.529 --> 01:34:45.149
Yeah, but it's hard to lose every game. That's

01:34:45.149 --> 01:34:47.529
a bit of a downer, losing every game. What are

01:34:47.529 --> 01:34:50.640
you talking about? I'm still playing Elder. But

01:34:50.640 --> 01:34:54.880
the lore is good, though. The lore is good. Here's

01:34:54.880 --> 01:34:58.920
a novel concept. I'm busting for a week, so I'm

01:34:58.920 --> 01:35:01.260
going to, like, I'm going to let you guys chat

01:35:01.260 --> 01:35:03.279
about this, and then I'll come back, and I'll

01:35:03.279 --> 01:35:06.159
face them, because me need wee -wee shortly back.

01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:09.340
Okay, farewell, Andy. Now we get to fight with

01:35:09.340 --> 01:35:11.659
DK and Hal over the Thousand Suns placement.

01:35:12.060 --> 01:35:15.000
Thousand Suns gotta be beating us, right? What?

01:35:15.359 --> 01:35:19.329
No, no. Thousand Sons and Death Guard have the

01:35:19.329 --> 01:35:21.050
best lines, to be fair, because World Leaders

01:35:21.050 --> 01:35:24.390
and Emperor's Children have nothing. But I think

01:35:24.390 --> 01:35:26.229
Thousand Sons still don't have that much. And

01:35:26.229 --> 01:35:28.569
they barely didn't get anything new. They got

01:35:28.569 --> 01:35:33.750
one new thing. We have the Sekitar robots, which,

01:35:33.789 --> 01:35:38.250
by the way, I'm not using. I'm just using the

01:35:38.250 --> 01:35:43.229
Colonel Hunters, the tree bowmen from Age of

01:35:43.229 --> 01:35:46.260
Sigmar. They are, in fact, my proxy model. And

01:35:46.260 --> 01:35:48.319
they are sitting on my desk. I still don't think

01:35:48.319 --> 01:35:50.199
those look that bad. Like, if we're judging,

01:35:50.300 --> 01:35:53.380
though. I agree. I think they look kind of dope.

01:35:53.560 --> 01:35:55.659
I think maybe it's just a bad color scheme that

01:35:55.659 --> 01:35:57.659
they showed them off in. I think if you've got

01:35:57.659 --> 01:36:00.760
a proper paint job on them and maybe change the

01:36:00.760 --> 01:36:04.720
stumpy gun arm a little bit, they're fine. They're

01:36:04.720 --> 01:36:08.020
not that bad. DK, there's a guy on Instagram

01:36:08.020 --> 01:36:10.760
who did a rendition of it. You know, in the lore

01:36:10.760 --> 01:36:13.180
reasons, they're supposedly like hybrids of like...

01:36:13.420 --> 01:36:15.319
black stone because they're like we can't go

01:36:15.319 --> 01:36:16.920
near with things because we're psychos so they

01:36:16.920 --> 01:36:19.439
send in the robots there's a guy who's painted

01:36:19.439 --> 01:36:21.079
it so that they look like there's like glowing

01:36:21.079 --> 01:36:23.800
black stone within these new sector robots and

01:36:23.800 --> 01:36:26.880
it actually does look pretty sick yeah see they

01:36:26.880 --> 01:36:30.920
just yeah like they do like a little goofy but

01:36:30.920 --> 01:36:33.180
i feel like it's like the fun warhammer goofy

01:36:33.180 --> 01:36:36.840
not you know pure just ass i will say that four

01:36:36.840 --> 01:36:40.939
thousand suns uh not having a huge range is a

01:36:40.939 --> 01:36:42.680
bonus because you don't have to buy like a like

01:36:42.680 --> 01:36:44.859
a you know i mean you're just you're buying rubric

01:36:44.859 --> 01:36:48.439
marines and you're buying magnus but but also

01:36:48.439 --> 01:36:53.859
the downside is trim the trim you know what i

01:36:53.859 --> 01:36:56.779
mean it's it is truly like it takes me a it takes

01:36:56.779 --> 01:37:00.819
me so long to get my army like ready uh so i'd

01:37:00.819 --> 01:37:03.819
honestly probably put it in like low low b yeah

01:37:03.819 --> 01:37:11.789
magnus how do we feel yeah Low B. How do we feel

01:37:11.789 --> 01:37:17.310
about a nice, like, yeah, nice, like, B. That's

01:37:17.310 --> 01:37:19.210
fine. These demons can go with the rest of the

01:37:19.210 --> 01:37:23.529
other. Yeah, I've been there. The generic. I

01:37:23.529 --> 01:37:27.640
have a DJ Beast message. Or the deceiver feet

01:37:27.640 --> 01:37:30.380
tier list, by the way. This is his deceiver argument.

01:37:30.659 --> 01:37:32.619
All I'm going to say is his entire thing is tricky

01:37:32.619 --> 01:37:35.180
and lying, and he can shapeshift. Also, looking

01:37:35.180 --> 01:37:37.119
at his model, you can't exactly see his feet

01:37:37.119 --> 01:37:39.399
because of the flowing robes. That's the mystique

01:37:39.399 --> 01:37:41.800
of it. It's the adrenaline and thrill of finding

01:37:41.800 --> 01:37:46.500
out a mystery. I wanted him A or S. But the deceiver's

01:37:46.500 --> 01:37:49.340
not going to give you good feet. He's the deceiver.

01:37:51.039 --> 01:37:54.600
He's half -assed. I thought I was giving you

01:37:54.600 --> 01:37:57.300
a beat, and these are actually hands. Oh, the

01:37:57.300 --> 01:38:01.039
betrayal is incredible. DW has a massive boner

01:38:01.039 --> 01:38:03.500
for Death Guard. I don't know why. They constantly

01:38:03.500 --> 01:38:06.739
get new things. Their rules always seem... I

01:38:06.739 --> 01:38:11.819
think they're A tier. It used to be Khorne, but

01:38:11.819 --> 01:38:13.520
now Nurgle's kind of overtaking him as their

01:38:13.520 --> 01:38:16.880
go -to god. All their new monsters to come out

01:38:16.880 --> 01:38:20.060
with, I think, look dumb. The thing is about

01:38:20.060 --> 01:38:22.039
Death Guard, they're the most obviously grimdark.

01:38:22.479 --> 01:38:24.180
thing it's like but they don't even look spilling

01:38:24.180 --> 01:38:27.319
out you got but it's like they got the guts hanging

01:38:27.319 --> 01:38:29.859
out they're undead ish they're they're horrible

01:38:29.859 --> 01:38:32.340
they're like the if you were to fight any of

01:38:32.340 --> 01:38:34.199
the four you wouldn't want to fight nargo because

01:38:34.199 --> 01:38:38.619
they stank and they look disgusting at least

01:38:38.619 --> 01:38:40.319
at least corn cut your head off and see each

01:38:40.319 --> 01:38:43.720
turn you into like a potion and so the mesh turn

01:38:43.720 --> 01:38:46.100
you into a chair these guys turn you into like

01:38:46.729 --> 01:38:49.310
A dribbly -gribbly. A happy dribbly -gribbly.

01:38:49.670 --> 01:38:52.550
Thank you very much. I don't think I'd be happy

01:38:52.550 --> 01:38:55.170
as a dribbly -gribbly. Eventually you would be.

01:38:55.569 --> 01:39:00.590
Yeah. Death Guard are totally A tier. Well, we're

01:39:00.590 --> 01:39:02.869
in A tier, but like... No, they're above the

01:39:02.869 --> 01:39:04.949
Nighthorn even. Actually, no, maybe just below

01:39:04.949 --> 01:39:07.529
the Nighthorn. I think it's easier to get into

01:39:07.529 --> 01:39:10.130
Night. They're easy to paint as well. A bad paint

01:39:10.130 --> 01:39:12.310
job is a good paint job. Yeah, that's true. That's

01:39:12.310 --> 01:39:15.399
true. Same with the Orcs. If it looks like vomit,

01:39:15.460 --> 01:39:17.819
you're doing it right. Go to your local sewer

01:39:17.819 --> 01:39:20.420
and just dip it in. It's even easier than slap

01:39:20.420 --> 01:39:24.720
chop. I read a story about a guy who painted

01:39:24.720 --> 01:39:27.340
his Death Guard models with poop. Oh my god!

01:39:27.699 --> 01:39:33.420
Oh no! It was a joke! It was a joke! Hero! Hero!

01:39:33.500 --> 01:39:38.579
Hero! I bet they still look properly messed up.

01:39:38.939 --> 01:39:41.649
Here's a... Here's a fun fact for anyone who's

01:39:41.649 --> 01:39:43.449
a fan of the band called Kiss, you know, the

01:39:43.449 --> 01:39:46.289
rock band. They had a limited run of comics where

01:39:46.289 --> 01:39:49.130
the red pigment was their own blood. It's very

01:39:49.130 --> 01:39:51.649
hard to come by. I feel like I heard about that.

01:39:52.310 --> 01:39:54.989
Should I call it Sneakers or something? Gene

01:39:54.989 --> 01:40:01.069
Simmons. Gene Simmons, the only artist who's

01:40:01.069 --> 01:40:02.789
ever like, hey, do you want to get a Kiss branded

01:40:02.789 --> 01:40:04.630
coffin? Come and have a look. Like, wow, Gene.

01:40:05.229 --> 01:40:11.390
You'll sell anything. Put them in A tier. Yeah,

01:40:11.449 --> 01:40:14.649
they're really cool. Aztec lizards riding dinosaurs.

01:40:14.989 --> 01:40:17.350
You've sold the army. I love their lore too.

01:40:17.989 --> 01:40:24.609
What if we did exodites properly? Should we put

01:40:24.609 --> 01:40:27.170
them in mid, or are they kind of bad? They're

01:40:27.170 --> 01:40:36.909
good. We're getting progressively higher! Super

01:40:36.909 --> 01:40:44.640
S tier. I can live with that. If he hits another

01:40:44.640 --> 01:40:48.859
octave. The most backed faction of the last decade.

01:40:49.260 --> 01:40:53.220
They're basic and they have a decent model range.

01:40:53.500 --> 01:40:54.720
I think they're really easy to get into. Do not

01:40:54.720 --> 01:40:58.260
put them in D tier. They're really easy to get

01:40:58.260 --> 01:41:01.500
into. They're really easy to get into. Their

01:41:01.500 --> 01:41:03.680
eyes are so close together and yet you still

01:41:03.680 --> 01:41:06.359
can't even see a good arm. I'm just saying, if

01:41:06.359 --> 01:41:08.479
even GW were like, hey, do you like this mini?

01:41:08.699 --> 01:41:11.539
Within a year, we're going to make it non -playable

01:41:11.539 --> 01:41:13.619
because they don't have rule sets that make it

01:41:13.619 --> 01:41:17.420
work. I'm going to say it. Votan dismemberment

01:41:17.420 --> 01:41:19.800
was an inside job. They are intentionally trying

01:41:19.800 --> 01:41:22.880
to make this faction hard to play because they're

01:41:22.880 --> 01:41:24.340
like, oh, we're not selling enough. Let's make

01:41:24.340 --> 01:41:30.119
them obtuse. This is Schrodinger's faction. This

01:41:30.119 --> 01:41:36.539
is kind of a faction. It's a waste of lore. waste

01:41:36.539 --> 01:41:40.079
of resources. They should be immediately annihilated.

01:41:40.079 --> 01:41:42.319
There should be ten more Ahriman books. That's

01:41:42.319 --> 01:41:45.659
what they should be doing. We need another Ahriman.

01:41:45.659 --> 01:41:50.920
I hate Ahriman. My toys aren't being updated.

01:41:51.140 --> 01:41:56.000
I'm Anki. I am Anki! All I know about the Votan

01:41:56.000 --> 01:41:58.899
is they have really cool lore. But I don't know

01:41:58.899 --> 01:42:01.619
how they're on the table. That's crazy. That's

01:42:01.619 --> 01:42:09.779
crazy. That's crazy. They're like super hyper

01:42:09.779 --> 01:42:13.119
-capitalist, eat your planet because they want

01:42:13.119 --> 01:42:18.060
it fun. Yeah, that's Pete Grimdark, right? No.

01:42:19.220 --> 01:42:22.619
It's not expanded upon, but it's cool. Yeah.

01:42:24.300 --> 01:42:26.899
Yeah. There's a line. They're cool for five minutes

01:42:26.899 --> 01:42:29.039
and you're done reading their lore. There's a

01:42:29.039 --> 01:42:32.439
line. Core thing? AI thing? Yeah. Gerium should

01:42:32.439 --> 01:42:34.520
absolutely annihilate them for, but they're too

01:42:34.520 --> 01:42:37.720
stupid to do it? AI dwarf ancestor gods. Yes!

01:42:37.939 --> 01:42:40.960
Exactly. It should be actually expounded on,

01:42:41.060 --> 01:42:46.310
but what they have is cool. 100%. I have not

01:42:46.310 --> 01:42:50.550
read the High Calls. They should be at least

01:42:50.550 --> 01:42:52.649
B, because all you need to get into them is having

01:42:52.649 --> 01:42:56.850
played Deep Rock Galactic. Do you like Dwarf?

01:42:57.409 --> 01:43:00.729
I've lost respect. These are pretty hard to get

01:43:00.729 --> 01:43:03.109
into. They're expensive, because you have to

01:43:03.109 --> 01:43:04.470
buy all the characters, and every character is

01:43:04.470 --> 01:43:08.189
$50. And that's coming from a number one fan.

01:43:08.369 --> 01:43:10.770
They are my favorite army, but GW ruins them,

01:43:10.810 --> 01:43:12.760
so I don't play them anymore. They went from

01:43:12.760 --> 01:43:15.859
a high IQ, really hard to play army, to throw

01:43:15.859 --> 01:43:18.060
bodies at the problem until you were done. And

01:43:18.060 --> 01:43:20.579
now it's really lame. They were the only army

01:43:20.579 --> 01:43:22.739
that actually made positioning in the game matter,

01:43:22.800 --> 01:43:24.699
and flanking and stuff matter. But then GW decided

01:43:24.699 --> 01:43:27.100
that they hate strategic gameplay. And so they

01:43:27.100 --> 01:43:30.539
got rid of it. So, I don't know. They have very

01:43:30.539 --> 01:43:34.180
little books. They're just a bad guy, usually.

01:43:34.439 --> 01:43:38.579
I think C tier is... Their models sure are freaking

01:43:38.579 --> 01:43:42.439
cool, though. good decisions at Games Workshop

01:43:42.439 --> 01:43:48.300
are moving over to fantasy. We only have one

01:43:48.300 --> 01:43:53.600
book? That's it? They have one main book around

01:43:53.600 --> 01:43:56.260
them. I love that, too. I didn't realize that

01:43:56.260 --> 01:43:58.640
was the only book. They have other books, technically,

01:43:58.840 --> 01:44:00.500
but they're just the bad guys in all the other

01:44:00.500 --> 01:44:02.279
books. They're the antagonists, so you can't

01:44:02.279 --> 01:44:04.939
say they're bad books. There's a Caiaphas Kane

01:44:04.939 --> 01:44:09.069
book about them, but it's not about them. And

01:44:09.069 --> 01:44:10.850
the problem with Tyranids slash Genestealers

01:44:10.850 --> 01:44:13.710
Genestealers, you could do a story, but like,

01:44:13.770 --> 01:44:15.970
Tyranids, you're going to do like a novel about

01:44:15.970 --> 01:44:21.029
old One -Eye? Are you? Orcs have sentience. They

01:44:21.029 --> 01:44:24.409
are like personalities. You can't do one about

01:44:24.409 --> 01:44:27.750
a Norn Queen. It won't work. They do it from

01:44:27.750 --> 01:44:29.729
the perspective of someone that survived it or

01:44:29.729 --> 01:44:32.130
is currently fighting them. Which is the niche

01:44:32.130 --> 01:44:34.899
of Genestealers, but they just... No, they're

01:44:34.899 --> 01:44:36.960
destined to be eaten. If they win, they get eaten,

01:44:37.039 --> 01:44:39.239
we get no more books. Not every time, technically.

01:44:39.680 --> 01:44:43.960
Alright, actually... Actually... Actually, there

01:44:43.960 --> 01:44:46.319
has been sightings of geese that are caught flying

01:44:46.319 --> 01:44:48.979
once they turn into mileships. Alright, alright.

01:44:49.180 --> 01:44:54.340
Let them have a Necromunda book. Vampires. Rude.

01:44:54.779 --> 01:44:59.579
Vampires. That's the Soulbite Gravelords. I would

01:44:59.579 --> 01:45:02.399
say low A, because again, the buried entry is

01:45:02.399 --> 01:45:05.720
zombies and vampires. You do not need much investment

01:45:05.720 --> 01:45:10.710
to figure out if you're going to like them. Plus

01:45:10.710 --> 01:45:13.050
their models have largely been updated from fantasy

01:45:13.050 --> 01:45:18.189
and they're all cool and new. All new stuff as

01:45:18.189 --> 01:45:22.170
well. Really freaking cool models. To be fair,

01:45:22.170 --> 01:45:24.130
there's not that much lore on them. Well, there's

01:45:24.130 --> 01:45:25.829
a new book, to be fair, but I think they don't

01:45:25.829 --> 01:45:27.229
have much more than that. But it's accessible

01:45:27.229 --> 01:45:29.970
because there's not like a ton of backlog, you

01:45:29.970 --> 01:45:32.289
know what I mean? Yeah. even with like a lot

01:45:32.289 --> 01:45:34.430
of the 40k stuff i'm sure like there's there's

01:45:34.430 --> 01:45:36.149
a reason why like we have to have like podcasts

01:45:36.149 --> 01:45:38.909
and lore channels because it's just like jesus

01:45:38.909 --> 01:45:41.989
christ it's a massive barrier of entry in terms

01:45:41.989 --> 01:45:43.770
of things whereas like flesh is of course it's

01:45:43.770 --> 01:45:45.449
like oh you can actually get quite a lot from

01:45:45.449 --> 01:45:48.390
their codex things or you know there's the one

01:45:48.390 --> 01:45:52.289
or few novels where it's like okay you know i've

01:45:52.289 --> 01:45:56.829
done it perfect and they look sexy as hell my

01:45:56.829 --> 01:46:00.010
undead boy uh what's the next one there andy

01:46:19.870 --> 01:46:24.329
all i want to say is i'm very ignorant of the

01:46:24.329 --> 01:46:30.609
cafe law and the miniatures in general it's sexy

01:46:30.609 --> 01:46:33.409
to be fair as a beginner this is probably the

01:46:33.409 --> 01:46:36.189
easiest fantasy army to get into now because

01:46:36.189 --> 01:46:39.149
it's brand new yeah they were they were the highlight

01:46:39.149 --> 01:46:43.590
of coming out warhammer 3 they it's again it

01:46:43.590 --> 01:46:46.289
follows like the human warhammer fantasy formula

01:46:46.289 --> 01:46:50.329
of real life civilization in fantasy world so

01:46:50.329 --> 01:46:53.470
it's do you have a passing interest in ancient

01:46:53.470 --> 01:46:59.640
china there you go I would not say S tier. I

01:46:59.640 --> 01:47:01.640
don't think I can say S tier, because the army

01:47:01.640 --> 01:47:06.239
isn't out yet. Fine, A tier, then top of A. I'd

01:47:06.239 --> 01:47:08.880
say mid -A, honestly. It'll be easy to get into

01:47:08.880 --> 01:47:11.600
them, because they'll be everywhere. It's the

01:47:11.600 --> 01:47:15.000
new thing. Should we put it, like, here? So they're

01:47:15.000 --> 01:47:16.520
better than definitely, we already have these

01:47:16.520 --> 01:47:21.439
that we control. The other were a couple of specialists.

01:47:22.340 --> 01:47:24.579
Necromunda, you need, like, 50 books to play.

01:47:25.149 --> 01:47:27.689
But apparently it's really fun. No, I'll put

01:47:27.689 --> 01:47:29.729
it in C tier. The biggest problem with Necromunda

01:47:29.729 --> 01:47:31.989
is finding another human being to play Necromunda.

01:47:32.329 --> 01:47:37.510
Necromunda sounds like... It's like, listen,

01:47:37.689 --> 01:47:39.649
it's really hard to get into, but once you do,

01:47:39.689 --> 01:47:43.909
it's really fun. Yep. It's not legal, but you'll

01:47:43.909 --> 01:47:46.390
enjoy it. Paranautica Imperialis has the same

01:47:46.390 --> 01:47:48.350
issue, but even less people play it. It's dead.

01:47:48.409 --> 01:47:51.210
It's gone. It's dead. It's out of production

01:47:51.210 --> 01:47:53.630
now, I think. Imperialis? What even is that?

01:47:54.060 --> 01:47:59.779
It's an airplane game. Ace Combat 40k. Cool.

01:48:00.140 --> 01:48:02.060
There's a Star Wars version, isn't there, of

01:48:02.060 --> 01:48:05.279
playing X -Wing and TIE Fighters. That one's

01:48:05.279 --> 01:48:07.520
a lot bigger than Imperialis. It is called X

01:48:07.520 --> 01:48:13.159
-Wing. Wow. I really want to play Battlefleet

01:48:13.159 --> 01:48:20.619
Gothic. Speaking of, out of production. It was

01:48:20.619 --> 01:48:26.640
cool. Blood Bowl S tier? That has to be S. It's

01:48:26.640 --> 01:48:31.100
a standalone game and people like it. It's not

01:48:31.100 --> 01:48:34.920
even football. Remember, it's not football. It's

01:48:34.920 --> 01:48:37.000
football. You have to say it like that because

01:48:37.000 --> 01:48:39.439
there's a distinction between the two. Football.

01:48:40.140 --> 01:48:45.460
You say it's not football, yet it's curious that

01:48:45.460 --> 01:48:49.779
there is no soccer games workshop game. I'm just

01:48:49.779 --> 01:48:54.520
saying. curious football and football this is

01:48:54.520 --> 01:48:56.939
football and that's fine it is what it is i'm

01:48:56.939 --> 01:48:59.340
just saying i mean you know what is what is it

01:48:59.340 --> 01:49:03.800
i'm just saying if we get like a blood bowl skin

01:49:03.800 --> 01:49:06.579
in fifa i'm sure it would sell but then like

01:49:06.579 --> 01:49:08.380
there'd be a bajillion fifa players going what's

01:49:08.380 --> 01:49:11.340
a what's a warhammer i don't know i'm just saying

01:49:11.340 --> 01:49:17.949
59 super bowls 59 us wins Yeah, that's easy.

01:49:19.369 --> 01:49:21.869
Did you guys call it the World Championship or

01:49:21.869 --> 01:49:24.569
something? No, that's the Super Championship

01:49:24.569 --> 01:49:27.710
of America. From the East Coast to the West Coast

01:49:27.710 --> 01:49:30.310
of the US, the World Championship. The World

01:49:30.310 --> 01:49:37.149
Championship. Hell yeah, brother! Oh, yeah. I

01:49:37.149 --> 01:49:40.229
fucking already hear the... You know, like from...

01:49:40.229 --> 01:49:43.810
What was it? Vietnam War film. It's like a...

01:49:43.810 --> 01:49:49.109
Oh, Ride of the Valkyries? Yeah. Adeptus Titanicus?

01:49:49.189 --> 01:49:52.149
Put that in D tier again? Find me another human

01:49:52.149 --> 01:49:54.609
being playing it. Yeah, it probably deserves

01:49:54.609 --> 01:49:58.869
C tier because it's new -ish. We know you want

01:49:58.869 --> 01:50:01.050
to play as Titans, but they're too big. I just

01:50:01.050 --> 01:50:05.350
saw... You don't want to spend... You want to

01:50:05.350 --> 01:50:09.949
spend $8 million on an army? I went to Warhammer

01:50:09.949 --> 01:50:13.279
World and saw the teeny... bitty white scars.

01:50:13.600 --> 01:50:16.159
And I was like, oh, they look so stupid. They're

01:50:16.159 --> 01:50:19.260
so tiny. They've got little faces. I was like,

01:50:19.420 --> 01:50:22.000
how am I going to paint this? Blob, blob, blob.

01:50:22.560 --> 01:50:28.479
I imagine that's our next one. Warcry. Warcry

01:50:28.479 --> 01:50:31.840
and Kill Team. This is designed to be the accessible

01:50:31.840 --> 01:50:33.640
game. I've heard it's really good. This is Kill

01:50:33.640 --> 01:50:36.060
Team, but for fantasy. I think this one probably

01:50:36.060 --> 01:50:39.739
goes pretty high in A. Because it's just one

01:50:39.739 --> 01:50:43.869
unit. It's just one group. of unique models and

01:50:43.869 --> 01:50:49.649
they come with all the rules with them. In terms

01:50:49.649 --> 01:50:52.569
of accessibility, it's obviously not an army.

01:50:52.810 --> 01:50:57.930
What more do you need? I do know people who play

01:50:57.930 --> 01:51:02.289
the Epic game, whatever it's called now. I think

01:51:02.289 --> 01:51:05.569
it is just like Titanicus or something. I do

01:51:05.569 --> 01:51:07.409
know people who play it. And I would love to

01:51:07.409 --> 01:51:09.949
play it. if it weren't just Horus Heresy. I want

01:51:09.949 --> 01:51:12.890
all the old epic armies that they had. I don't

01:51:12.890 --> 01:51:14.949
want to play freaking Space Marines. GW is trying

01:51:14.949 --> 01:51:23.810
to take Warcry out back. People do play it, but

01:51:23.810 --> 01:51:26.810
for some reason, GW has endless hate for Age

01:51:26.810 --> 01:51:30.069
of Sigmar specialist games. I don't know why.

01:51:32.300 --> 01:51:34.039
it's just like they're according of doing like

01:51:34.039 --> 01:51:36.539
the the infamous diablo things like don't you

01:51:36.539 --> 01:51:39.300
guys have phones and i was like no i want to

01:51:39.300 --> 01:51:42.279
play big armies i'll play big armies of bajillion

01:51:42.279 --> 01:51:47.420
units oh yeah i think kill team yeah i enjoyed

01:51:47.420 --> 01:51:49.460
kill team i played it once was that then twice

01:51:49.460 --> 01:51:53.500
good we have a more time than lizardman oh yeah

01:51:53.500 --> 01:51:56.920
lizardman because i i just put it next to kill

01:51:56.920 --> 01:52:00.390
war cry Whatever. They're functionally the same

01:52:00.390 --> 01:52:03.109
thing. Out of production. Not the exact, but

01:52:03.109 --> 01:52:06.210
out of production. That is such a shame. You

01:52:06.210 --> 01:52:08.170
can play the Steam game. You can play the Steam

01:52:08.170 --> 01:52:12.170
game, and you can find rules online, but if nothing

01:52:12.170 --> 01:52:14.529
officially, it has been erased from history.

01:52:14.930 --> 01:52:17.409
It's the most fun game Games Workshop has ever

01:52:17.409 --> 01:52:19.930
put out, and then they shot it with fantasy.

01:52:19.989 --> 01:52:22.270
I think before fantasy was end times, they got

01:52:22.270 --> 01:52:24.930
rid of it. I think Elizabeth got Bambi. It's

01:52:24.930 --> 01:52:27.539
like, are you having fun with this thing? Are

01:52:27.539 --> 01:52:30.079
we making money off of it? What a dumb idea.

01:52:31.840 --> 01:52:34.739
What were you thinking? GW has endless hate for

01:52:34.739 --> 01:52:36.840
their fan bases. Lizardmen can probably go next

01:52:36.840 --> 01:52:39.079
to Lizardmen. No, they're out of production.

01:52:39.279 --> 01:52:44.260
They're out of production. Legacy army for you,

01:52:44.279 --> 01:52:49.960
Bozo. They'll come back! They'll come back! I

01:52:49.960 --> 01:52:53.800
guess that's us then. And that was that. Very

01:52:53.800 --> 01:52:59.140
nice. We did, in fact, do a sensible tier list

01:52:59.140 --> 01:53:02.680
and then a feat tier list. No, you reversed what

01:53:02.680 --> 01:53:09.199
we started with. That being said, though, are

01:53:09.199 --> 01:53:11.159
there any more donations just to finish it off?

01:53:11.239 --> 01:53:15.600
We do have a few. We have a few. First one from

01:53:15.600 --> 01:53:20.630
Michael Petlik for $5. I like Tao. in large part

01:53:20.630 --> 01:53:22.449
because it triggers those kind of Black Templars

01:53:22.449 --> 01:53:28.090
fans. If you want to meet the most annoying Tau

01:53:28.090 --> 01:53:30.510
and Imperium fans, just bring up the Damocles

01:53:30.510 --> 01:53:33.890
Crusade. It's like a mock to a fire. Well, actually,

01:53:33.989 --> 01:53:35.949
we did really good, and actually we won that.

01:53:37.649 --> 01:53:40.649
Everyone says that. Everyone actually won the

01:53:40.649 --> 01:53:43.609
Damocles Crusade. White scars involved, therefore

01:53:43.609 --> 01:53:46.750
Imperium wins. And therefore the white scars...

01:53:48.509 --> 01:53:50.930
yeah i'll keep i'll keep going i've done the

01:53:50.930 --> 01:53:53.569
last two crush my skull with your thighs little

01:53:53.569 --> 01:53:56.170
hesper x this is my last super chat my head is

01:53:56.170 --> 01:54:01.170
now pulled thank you thank you her onzo we're

01:54:01.170 --> 01:54:06.770
the five dollar ai koala pfp no no lube no protection

01:54:06.770 --> 01:54:09.449
all night from the kitchen to the bath to the

01:54:09.449 --> 01:54:11.670
dining table vertically horizontally quadratic

01:54:11.670 --> 01:54:21.260
morathi can top me colon I know what I'm about.

01:54:23.100 --> 01:54:26.899
I know who I am. I think there's one last one

01:54:26.899 --> 01:54:32.439
there. Blake Rush, five Canadian. Do you think

01:54:32.439 --> 01:54:34.539
any of you guys could create a canon story slash

01:54:34.539 --> 01:54:37.279
novel for Black Library? And if so, what would

01:54:37.279 --> 01:54:41.420
it be about? Hell canon, obviously. We cannot

01:54:41.420 --> 01:54:46.050
reveal how. i do have a i've been making up i

01:54:46.050 --> 01:54:48.210
i hope to do that one day eventually just uh

01:54:48.210 --> 01:54:51.270
transit oh in the future transition from uh the

01:54:51.270 --> 01:54:53.310
youtube side of it to the creation side i don't

01:54:53.310 --> 01:54:55.029
want to tell anyone my stories because like my

01:54:55.029 --> 01:54:59.029
ideas because i wonder if they'll like um be

01:54:59.029 --> 01:55:01.710
nicked essentially so i don't want it yeah you

01:55:01.710 --> 01:55:04.409
gotta keep a lot of them oh i would like to have

01:55:04.409 --> 01:55:06.569
a phoenix lord fight a prime work and make an

01:55:06.569 --> 01:55:11.560
actually good eldar book good luck Because the

01:55:11.560 --> 01:55:16.500
Phoenix Lords are Primarch tier. It's true. GW

01:55:16.500 --> 01:55:19.520
just hates the Eldar. I think I would say, though,

01:55:19.560 --> 01:55:22.899
Ironhands something. Because Ironhands need some

01:55:22.899 --> 01:55:27.100
more lore. I had a discussion with Dredan on

01:55:27.100 --> 01:55:30.020
I want to write a Beastmen book. About an Imperial

01:55:30.020 --> 01:55:34.739
Ecclesiarchy squad of Beastmen who are drafted

01:55:34.739 --> 01:55:37.539
by the Ecclesiarchy. And we discussed it. But

01:55:37.539 --> 01:55:39.560
it was good fun. Colin, what do you want to write?

01:55:39.850 --> 01:55:42.189
I said, God bless you for doing that, Andy. Someone

01:55:42.189 --> 01:55:45.810
has to be in their corner. Well, again, we had

01:55:45.810 --> 01:55:47.609
a discussion and I thought it'd be a really fun

01:55:47.609 --> 01:55:50.409
idea. We detailed it on the episode we did on

01:55:50.409 --> 01:55:53.149
the second channel, but it was like, I want to

01:55:53.149 --> 01:55:55.529
do a Beastman episode. Why not? For the goat

01:55:55.529 --> 01:55:58.529
emperor. Beastman would be a good Gene Stiller

01:55:58.529 --> 01:56:01.029
cult dynamic where they put all this effort in

01:56:01.029 --> 01:56:02.569
and you create this whole story and then they

01:56:02.569 --> 01:56:06.189
just lose. But it could still be a good story.

01:56:06.760 --> 01:56:09.640
I know what the free arc structure would be,

01:56:09.699 --> 01:56:11.319
and I know what it would be about. I just have

01:56:11.319 --> 01:56:16.199
to go and write it. We'll see. I like the idea

01:56:16.199 --> 01:56:18.859
of a slight inverse of Caiaphas Kane, where he's

01:56:18.859 --> 01:56:24.159
a Tzeentch cultist, but he keeps failing. Wait,

01:56:24.159 --> 01:56:26.159
you're just trying to do your equivalent of Banquo.

01:56:27.100 --> 01:56:30.680
You've written Banquo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But

01:56:30.680 --> 01:56:33.739
he fails successfully. This one is like, it is

01:56:33.739 --> 01:56:41.829
always going wrong. I want a... I want a Jojo

01:56:41.829 --> 01:56:47.850
-style manga about Thanquil. Convert a Godric

01:56:47.850 --> 01:56:50.590
and Felix novel to a manga and make it like Jojo.

01:56:51.229 --> 01:56:53.310
Complete nonsense. I think you're the first person

01:56:53.310 --> 01:56:57.050
to ever say that sentence. And I'm glad I did.

01:56:58.829 --> 01:57:02.670
Do you think they could be like... They did an

01:57:02.670 --> 01:57:05.939
animation for... some of the warhammer stuff

01:57:05.939 --> 01:57:08.060
though do you think they could you get studio

01:57:08.060 --> 01:57:11.600
trigger on that i mean i think they did like

01:57:11.600 --> 01:57:13.979
the actual like yeah the anime they did a thing

01:57:13.979 --> 01:57:16.159
of um you know those episodes of star wars but

01:57:16.159 --> 01:57:18.159
they gave it to like different companies yeah

01:57:18.159 --> 01:57:23.420
like those ones yeah um or halo halo yeah halo

01:57:23.420 --> 01:57:25.539
legends they're cool they did like a warhammer

01:57:25.539 --> 01:57:28.119
version where it's like it's just japanese interpretations

01:57:28.119 --> 01:57:31.800
from studios of like warhammer um things i mean

01:57:31.800 --> 01:57:33.760
because obviously they did a secret level and

01:57:33.760 --> 01:57:36.800
that was cool to see so if there's more stuff

01:57:36.800 --> 01:57:39.600
like that uh but then it gets stuck on warhammer

01:57:39.600 --> 01:57:44.279
plus and um have you this is the big question

01:57:44.279 --> 01:57:49.380
yeah have you have you ever logged into warhammer

01:57:49.380 --> 01:57:55.939
plus nope i never even gave it a single solitary

01:57:55.939 --> 01:58:01.140
thought very good fair enough uh poor gw out

01:58:01.140 --> 01:58:02.979
there too they made they managed to make it success

01:58:02.979 --> 01:58:06.680
by talking it is the app now it is in fact tied

01:58:06.680 --> 01:58:08.939
into the app therefore it is it is successful

01:58:08.939 --> 01:58:11.800
because if and to be fair their vault is very

01:58:11.800 --> 01:58:14.699
useful if you're a law youtuber because you can

01:58:14.699 --> 01:58:17.359
get all the all the white dwarf issues all the

01:58:17.359 --> 01:58:20.720
not the codexes but a lot of like old war like

01:58:20.720 --> 01:58:23.380
what was in fenris i was just there like this

01:58:23.380 --> 01:58:25.800
is really good i just wish they put the codexes

01:58:25.800 --> 01:58:28.590
on there as well because it should be there Put

01:58:28.590 --> 01:58:30.750
the codexes on, Warhammer Vault. It makes sense.

01:58:31.449 --> 01:58:37.270
CTFS, it's my beloved. That being said, everyone,

01:58:37.510 --> 01:58:40.069
a big thank you to DK for joining us for the

01:58:40.069 --> 01:58:45.369
feed. We hope you had a good time. If you want

01:58:45.369 --> 01:58:47.649
to be back, for God's sakes, leave the feed out.

01:58:49.350 --> 01:58:53.310
Yeah, this is a mean one. Rain howling. You know

01:58:53.310 --> 01:58:55.609
what's funny? You guys could all have said no.

01:58:56.130 --> 01:59:02.350
I made another one! The second one I made! I'm

01:59:02.350 --> 01:59:06.310
very sure. I did not strong -arm people. I suggested

01:59:06.310 --> 01:59:10.409
it and people went... Ugh, what a weird idea.

01:59:12.149 --> 01:59:15.649
All I heard was Hal is strong -arming us into

01:59:15.649 --> 01:59:20.369
this, he's forcing it on us. I had this idea,

01:59:20.670 --> 01:59:23.029
and here's the thumbnail, and here's the ideas.

01:59:23.270 --> 01:59:28.869
Oh, okay. Wow. The plausible deniability is strong.

01:59:28.909 --> 01:59:31.210
The gaslighting from law crimes is strong. I

01:59:31.210 --> 01:59:33.310
make my bed and lay in it, you make your bed

01:59:33.310 --> 01:59:35.489
and you're trying to make me lay in it. Yeah,

01:59:35.510 --> 01:59:37.569
but apparently the feet stick out the end of

01:59:37.569 --> 01:59:40.369
the bed. Thank you guys for watching and listening.

01:59:41.710 --> 01:59:43.829
Appreciate you all. Love you all. We have merchandise

01:59:43.829 --> 01:59:46.170
and obviously we have the Discord. And of course,

01:59:46.170 --> 01:59:49.050
a big thank you to DK. Obviously, everyone pretty

01:59:49.050 --> 01:59:50.369
much knows, but obviously your debts are ridiculous.

01:59:51.109 --> 01:59:53.689
Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. My

01:59:53.689 --> 01:59:56.850
most important of questions. I need to keep remembering

01:59:56.850 --> 02:00:01.430
this. DK. Yeah. This will determine how the attitude

02:00:01.430 --> 02:00:04.680
I leave this call with. Bertone is awful. Alright,

02:00:04.800 --> 02:00:07.079
well you're saving it, your brownie points, but

02:00:07.079 --> 02:00:11.220
no. It's not Warhammer related. Oh. What's your

02:00:11.220 --> 02:00:16.260
favorite Zombies map? Call of Duty. I've never

02:00:16.260 --> 02:00:19.659
played a Call of Duty game in my life. Oh, well

02:00:19.659 --> 02:00:22.640
it was lovely to have you, VK. Cheers, man. Appreciate

02:00:22.640 --> 02:00:26.619
it. Crazy. One day we will have a real Call of

02:00:26.619 --> 02:00:31.350
Zombies player. Defeat. That was the tier list.

02:00:34.829 --> 02:00:38.069
Thank you, everyone, for listening, watching

02:00:38.069 --> 02:00:40.470
all that good stuff. And we'll catch you guys

02:00:40.470 --> 02:00:44.430
in the next one for normal podcast topics. Regular

02:00:44.430 --> 02:00:49.630
topics. See you guys. Peace. Bye. Adios.