Hello, ladies and gentlemen, it's Law Crimes.
And we've got a special guest. Who's this? Who's
this fella in the middle? I'm a guest. I don't
know about special, but you're special to us.
This is for the law criminals. He maybe doesn't
need an introduction, because obviously... uh
you know founding member of adeptus ridiculous
uh from what we guys will probably know from
the warhammer side of it uh from what i recall
as well uh war particularly uh got the um fame
from warframe i remember and oh wow you're really
using the wayback machine yeah yeah uh dk though
is someone who uh for for the uninitiated which
would be crazy um He is someone who online people
have seen literally go from a beginner to an
expert in Warhammer lore. He's been doing the
Electro Strikers podcast for a few years now.
Obviously, fantastic trendsetters, absolute goated
podcast. And he's here today because we thought
he's been living it up too much. He's enjoyed
this level of respect. amongst the community
for too long, and therefore we have decided to
rank who has the best feet in Warhammer and who's
better to bring along than DK. I'm so sorry,
bro, but welcome to the channel, and obviously
feel free to give all the opinions. I just noticed
Colin changed his subtitle link. Would you like
to read that out, Colin, for the audio listeners?
Lick them, suck them, put them in my mouth. Yeah,
baby. That is something you can do. Boil them,
mash them, stick them in a stew. Same cadence
right there. Blimey. That's the idea. Yeah, no,
that's the joke. I will admit, I suggested this
idea. I suggested it with saying, who has the
worst feet? I was corrected. Colin said, nah.
No, no, Colin, you came in and said, nah, nah,
nah. Full send it. No, yeah, what I said was
commit to the bit. I didn't bring the bit up.
Who's worse? The guy who suggested the feet tier
list or the guys who showed up to the feet tier
list? You, because I gave an alternative and
you didn't say anything. Oh, there was another
option and you still picked feet? Yes. All we
need to remember is Hal came up with the idea.
Hal made the thumbnail and put in big, bold yellow
letters. I'm just going to assume that's what
we're talking about, if that's the way we're
going. So I made this tier list. I've given the
people what they wanted. We've had comments about
this since day one. So we're giving the people
what they want. Should the degeneracy begin now?
I'm already dreading the comments. I'm dreading
them. Who is this? We're going to start off with
a... And it's just an Adric classic. It's an
Adric classic to start us off. Who's this Bricky?
Who's this DK? That's Lilia's lake! Oh yeah.
That's an S tier. That's an S tier. That's a
very clean S tier. That's Bretonnian. That has
to be an S, right? Are they fake, though? She's
like, she's not even real. Shush you. No way
with you, non -believer. She's the elf, so she's
fine. It's the rest of them that are garbage.
Oh, the human. Cullen hates Bretonnian. No. No,
she's the elf. That's Lilia. You hate burning
passion, don't you, the Protonians? I mean...
I don't... The reason I don't want to put it
in S, though, is surely there must be better
than that. Surely. What do you mean? Goddess?
Oh, actual goddess? You're telling me your feet
aren't that great? Fair enough, fair enough.
Man, the strong justification came in. It's getting
heated and we're on the first one. This is crazy.
All I can say is I'm not really into feet, but
I'll just say they look clean at least. So that's
good. I think that's good. This is Ivraine, daughter
of Carls, I guess. Gilliman's wife. She can't
make it into S tier because her character would
mess it up somehow in the books. The books would
mess it up somehow. I mean, all I'm saying is
I appreciate she has a lot going on looking for
the crone swords, but I appreciate that she still
had the time to paint her nails on her off time.
Surely that gives special consideration. I think
it's the accessorizing that's really putting
it into S tier. With the little legging foot
wrap thing. she's a classy lady can i can i argue
going down to a because she walks barefoot everywhere
and therefore she flows she has to walk through
like that's part of the fun part of the fun stuff
i don't know she's just doing hold on she ran
through the garden of mergel With bare feet.
That's crazy. We can't be taken anywhere. That
was not enjoyable. I haven't taken my mic out
in a while, that was a lot of dust I just got
for that. Serves you right. Those feet have seen
Komara as well, I mean. That's just a Qatari
thing. Yeah, that's just... This is an infiltrator.
This is a Sicarian infiltrator. Yeah. You don't
like metal feet? Can I ask a question? We should
have clarified this. Is good, like, sexy, or
is good functional? I think you know. If it's
just functional, then that's the most one, because
that's an augmentation, but no, come on. You
know what we're doing here. You know what we're
doing here. Stop trying to hide it, Hal. This
is your brainchild. I'm not even hiding it. I
just realized I'm not up to speed. I'm just saying,
look at the torque on that joint. You can jump
pretty high with them things, surely. This isn't
about functionality. This is not about functionality.
All right, Eli, are you attracted to this for
that one? No, I'm not attracted to that one.
Not even with like, what are these bits that
stick out the top? I don't know what that is.
No, I don't think so. Joints. Joints? I'm happy
with it being in D because clearly this is the
lowest form of sexy. Hang on a minute. Am I looking
at a Jokero further down the line? Yeah, yeah.
He's making it. Yeah, yeah. Give it time. Give
it time. I will say I was the one who made this
list. It was actually surprisingly difficult
to find feet pictures. But one thing I have done
is I have done very few booted feet because if
it's just like a Space Marine shoes, who cares?
It's a shoe. It's not a foot. We're looking for
what resides in the foot with a couple of exceptions.
Only like two. So yeah, we're not a big fan of
the OmniSci's foot. We're not a fan. This shit
is not going to look good at the pearly gates,
bro. Alright, op quiz. Whose foot is this? I
don't actually know. Anyone know? My guess is
Sigmar. No. Man's got his bloody Jesus of Nazareth
song though. This is a lady's foot. What? It
ain't looking so good. Do you want to know who
it belongs to? Who does this belong to? This
belongs to Saint Sabat of the Sororitas. So she
has died, so that's fair enough. A little bit
of necro going on there. I don't think I've seen
this art before. Could someone, for the lore
reason, explain more about this character, because
I'm a bit unfamiliar. It's a living saint, it
isn't Celestine. She's the living saint of the
Sabbat Crusade. There's your lore drop. Oh, like
Gorn's Ghost. Yeah, like that stuff. This actual
art looks really cool, actually. It looks like
a magic gathering card. She has some cool art.
Does she have a model? No, I guess it's a conversion
problem. No, it's someone converted Yudrashtra
from Age of Sigmar. I'm staring at this too long,
guys. We really need to put this in. Probably
C or B tier. It's better than the Admech one.
I don't know if it's better than the Admech one
because that looks like it's got some stank on
it. It looks decayed. But at least it's wood.
At least the AdMech one is just like, oh yeah,
maybe it smells like rusted metal or something.
Smells like WD -40. This one is off -putting.
This smells like one of the newer Nerval models.
Sloppity bile pipe air. I beg your finest pardon.
Go on. I hate new Death Guard. Oh my gosh. It's
not from Death Guard, it's from Sigmar. Scottish
Nurgle Demon. Scottish Nurgle Demon. Nurgle's
downfall must be studied. Can we please not have
that in B? Just for the guy's name, right? Yeah,
I agree. It kind of implies he's going to be
sucking on his toes almost. It's just his name
alone. While he plays the bagpipes. That's like
worse than death. That's terrible. Imagine that.
Speaking of worse than death. I'm going to put
this right at the bottom to start with. That's
a great unclean when it's like toesy bozos. It's
a lot of volume. It's a lot of volume. Too much
girth in them toes. It has character. if you're
into that it's a lot of bang for your buck for
sure have anyone uh are you familiar with the
great clean one i am i have been tortured by
that picture for many a month yes yeah although
before you guys got in we referenced that and
i said to dk yeah ultimate brexit geezer like
the miniature there's a mod for the great clean
one for total warhammer You can see it in glorious
3D animation. Sark Gornmir says think of all
the cheese, and I think if you're hungies and
you need sustenance, or if you're a Nurgle worshipper,
I feel like - There's more yeast than cheese
in that. You're arguing to this fire in the detail.
My respect is waning. That's not cheese, that's
all continuous bearing. Can you please say that?
Please, for the love of God. Yeah, it's saying
that I'm not moving that. I'm not doing it. Dante's
80 or something. Dante foot. He's got golden
toes. Although... Well, you don't know what the
toes look like. You know what the boot looks
like. That's a fancy boot. But what's inside?
Those feet might be pretty sweaty. Obviously...
They do contain... a geriatric man's foot. Yeah,
dude, he's like a thousand years old. You know
that thing where you go into an old person's
house and it smells of cabbage? It's even worse.
I don't know about cabbage. I know old person
smell, but I don't know about cabbage. That is
a fair point, though. There is old person smell
amongst Dante. And also, the weird thing about
Dante, in his books it mentions... uh arcs of
omen it mentions that he like when he meets the
lion it references his black hair he hasn't even
gone gray yet which is crazy that's contrary
to all the artworks that's ever been depicted
of him yeah like well i'm what i'm saying is
boys it may not be as bad as we initially think
true uh it could just be like this dude is technically
had a really bad are you wait are you just saying
maybe he's born of it maybe it's Devastation
of Bob. Just for Dante, the new serum for your
hair. He's probably broken his legs a few times.
Oh, yeah. Space Marine is gigantism. I'm really
thinking too much about this. Can we please just
leave it? All right, all right, all right. Fan
service time. It's Lelef's feet. Look at that.
Even a little bit of booty at the very top of
the picture. Yes. Yeah, it's got to be ARS, right?
Come on. She's not better than the lady. She's
not better than the lady. Oh, well, here begins
the debate, right? So, somehow, this gal levitating
everywhere, pristine foot, this gal trudging
through Comora, and yet not a speck of dirt.
How does she do it? Discuss. Magic, surely. Magic.
People are paid to be killed by those feet. 100
% in common law? I can guarantee it. What do
you mean? Yeah. That's probably one of the more
tame ways that she's killed someone. Fun fact,
in the lore it's stated that she has concealed
blades on her feet, on her elbows. They've killed
tons of people with little bladies that go between.
or on the tips. And then she's like, I'm bored
of this. I'm just going back to daggers. Fair
enough. Does that improve that for you guys?
No! Alright, here's a question. Can she sign
her signature with her toes? Oh, sure. Probably,
yes. Could she write a book with those toes?
The Disney was going to go crazy with the quote
tonight. That's too good of a comment. Jake Thornton
also did a good one. If you see that one, Andy,
he said, Oh no, I can, I can fix. Well, Wow.
Next one is Esther. Next one is Esther. I'm just
gonna say, like, can I do that? I get she's an
elf who floats, but, like... She's a god! She's
a god! She's a god! And let us have a more interesting
character. Lady of the Lake is just like, oh,
hey, look, we took the Lady of the Lake for her.
I don't want to suck his toes. Yeah, but I think
objectively... I think, honestly, though, Lelep
has done more with her feet than the Lady of
the Lake ever did. So I feel like that should
be... But in a way, that's better, though. They're
not used. They've been invect. Oh, no. We don't
know that, Hal. Your fanfiction is getting in
the way. Therefore, they are worse. The deceiver
is S tier. What? What? Can we read out the names
before we... Metal! This is Necronomid, actually.
It's living metal. Jump the fuck up. Nerd. It's
gold! Have you seen this dude? He's handsome!
Boys, opinion... We rated the Mechanicus one
pretty low down in D, but now we've gone back
to metal, and for some reason... Where metal
has come back up again. It's living metal. It's
a biological thing. Dude, he looks like a banana.
Unbelievable. The model is old. The model is
awesome. You'll never have a foot injury if it's
made of necrodermis. And he also floats everywhere.
That's pretty cool. And he can change his form.
Will it... taste of mess means he chose to look
like a banana i'm sure powers to make his feet
taste different I like the idea that he goes
to like a trainer shop and they're like, what
size are you? And he's like, what size do you
want me to be? Oh, why did you have to make it
weird? I'm just trying to sell you shoes. I don't
know. One of our critiques so far is, yeah, but
what does it taste like? I don't like that. If
it has a metallic twang, that's negative. All
right. As an impartial observer, DK, where would
you put this? uh probably high c it's over i
see yeah this is the edge of b yeah sorry this
is door to door with sorry what was his name
the nurgle guy yeah surely this is better than
the sloppity bile popper he is look he's one
ahead yeah the same have you heard how great
his name is i don't want to I'd suck the deceiver's
toes 1 ,000 times before I had to suck the sloppity
-bile popper's toes, okay? So would I. We are
learning something about you every second this
thing goes on. I know you probably had the opinion
like, oh these guys like, they talk about lore
all the time, they have lore channels, they know
lore. This is not - this is a misuse of our -
Once again, Hal! I gave an alternative. With
great power comes great misuse of responsibility.
Alright. Are you guys familiar with the Scourges
of Drukhari? They're like the messengers and
their feet have transformed into like whatever
this is. They were in the Lilith Hesperax book.
And they were like, oh yeah, they're just messengers.
Aren't they actually like decent soldiers too
or something? they're cool they're they they
tend to like grab people who are being a pain
from the streets and they drop them on the spikes
of like the towers for fun um but you're not
allowed to kill them because they're so valuable
as messengers so it's a crime to harm them and
yeah they're weird but i think they're kind of
cool as well but because of their mutated body
they have like this is all this big nail That's
a D for me. I don't think it's even a foot, really.
So this is a poser. Ooh, look at Hal coming out
with the discrimination. Yes. The bug foot wasn't
doing it for me. The avian foot. Is this a Vespid?
Is this a Vespid coming up? This is the foot
of Caradruac. What they call the guys who are
scary from the Drukhari. You know how little
that narrows it down. The ones who teleport.
The shadow guys. No. Mandrakes. Yeah, he's like
king of the Mandrakes. Look at those spiky toenails.
What's going on there? Not a fan. Don't they
have normal feet though, the models? Yeah, I'm
pretty sure they do. I mean, that is a... Is
that segmented? What is going on there? It seems
to be protruding a bit more than it should. I
like that less than a lot of the more disgusting
ones. Yeah, that's a weird one. Don't mandrakes
also ask for really weird shit as payment? yes
they do oh yeah depending on depending on how
honest or something is what they want it's like
what do you do with you i fought in the wind
senior ones are like give me the give me the
heart of a dishonest judge of the rbts like yeah
they're weirdos i'm like i might want to i don't
want one coming after me have you um you know
read these the the horror book with the um the
noble who has, like, they have a mandrake, basically,
in their own basement in their oubliette, and
they make deals with it and stuff, and that goes
terribly wrong. It goes as well as you could
hope for. Yup. By the way, we've got a ton of
donations. Should we get through those now? Thank
you, chat. So to start off with, DonkeyManUSA,
stream on time because Hal finished gooning.
He's probably on time because that's what he's
doing right now. You can't see below the camera
line. He's got all the content he needs. Wow.
Oh dear. Shark bornmere, 1074. Faris dongus bongus?
No, that is unrelated to the subject. But for
context, it was discussed that you could turn
Faris Manus into a bong. DK, we - Can we introduce
you to the next donor, if you can see it? Because
this is a legend of the Law Crimes chat. That
name. Cabanda's mighty schlong of Cygnus? Wow.
Yes. That's a banging name. Yep. You could have
brought Eric from Porehammer. He was right there.
Has he got a notorious, like, thing? Does Eric
like feet? You know, let's just say he does.
Sure. Why not? It might not be true, but it's
the internet. Who cares? Now he does. I'm not
seeing any hoof representation. There be hoofs.
Yeah, there's some. There's a metal one. Thank
you for the five European monies. People are
the lowest form of sentient life. How? DK, I
know you'll forget you did this podcast five
minutes after. It's over, but have fun regardless.
Hell yeah. I am actively forgetting it minutes
after we talk, so don't worry. I'm forgetting
it as it happens. Amazing. Colin, do you want
to do this one? Oh, sure. Hello, gentlemen. Hello,
DK. Apologize, but I must curse you all over
the stupid thought that came to me. She gork
on my morgue until it started crumping. Huge.
I am. 15 shekels. Boingob, man jumped so close
to the sun, he got rotisserie chicken. Oh yeah,
DK. Are we spreading Boingob more? Are you familiar,
DK, with the lore from Age of Sigmar, Boingob?
I have not touched Age of Sigmar yet, so I do
not know Boingob. we didn't even call him please
would you ingratiate our guest with the holy
father he's the dad of every squig and he died
when he tried to eat the sun and when we learned
about this i don't know why but we laughed for
like 15 minutes straight i couldn't breathe that
is the most squig thing you could do i think
he was a ginormous squid as well he tried to
jump between realms and he died for our sins
document usa thank you for the two dollars You
definitely need WD -40 for that to do it safely.
Oh, no. Danger to till for 50 SEK. The one live
stream I managed to tune in to feed white lights.
Oh, man. Bad luck. This one's from SharkBornMirror.
Thank you for the fiver. Colin's going to marath
these toes so hard they'll lose coloration. Also,
happy birthday, Colin. It's been five months.
Colin, it's your birthday every week. This is
his birthday. Oh, my. Oh, my. Okay, glass laughter.
Andy is the most kind and nice person in the
40K community. Aw. Eli, you inspire me to take
my physical health seriously. Yay. Colin. Hal,
your dedication to your videos is amazing and
drives me to go such heights in my own world.
That was a lovely comment. Thank you so much
for your support. Also, I was reading that too
quickly. I thought that comment said, Eli, you
inspire me to take my mental health seriously.
I was like, damn! Jesus! To be fair, Eli is a
bodybuilder, so he is hench. He's strong. Colin
will wear a green hat in three weeks. Colin will
wear a green hat in three weeks. Oh, it's counting
down now. It is counting down. Thank you for
the five Europeans. If DK got an Eithaus Rao
cares quote from an Adric episode, he'd start
saying his true name, but on the last syllable,
overcorrects and says it's Scarbrand. That was
a lot of words. I know what you're talking about,
and I actually have that model. I have him. I
got him from ChinaCast. He's a really big bird.
Lord of Change guy. If I'm thinking of the right
one, I'm pretty sure I'm thinking of the right
one. Parker Sumlin for $4 .99. Never in my life
have I ever thought that this would be a subject
covered on Lord Cry. I didn't either. I've been
begging for this for months. Yeah, and also we've
got a Warhammer foot festering live stream before
GTA 6. Yeah, baby. Blame Hal. You know that betting
website where you can bet on things happening
in the real world? You can bet on the return
of Jesus Christ happening before GTA 6 and it's
like 50 -50. My word. Wow. Thank you for the
89 DKK. Andy's FBI agent is on a watch list after
he made the tier list, yes sir. And I'm sure
his agent's enjoying our lives. Do the FBI investigate
people outside of the US? Uh... That sounds more
like the CIA. It's more like the CIA. They're
really good at cutting up foreign governments
and terrorists, you know. Anyways, coffee grounds.
Coffee grounds for snorting. A member for 14
months. Thank you, brother. Thank you. There's
a lot I want to ask. Mostly variants of why.
Because why not? Number one. Oh, wow. Thank you.
Yeah. Coffee grounds for snorting for another
five bucks. Are we judging what we can do with
the feet or just the feet in general? What do
you mean what you do with them? You walk. I think
he means more than that, Colin. We'll tell you
when you're older. Sorry DK, I'm going home.
Boys, I expected better. Thanks Angry Homunculus.
Just a disappointed dad comment, oh no. Yeah,
basically. Pinky Prime. This is getting ridiculous.
How often do you get that, DK, in comments? Like,
this is getting ridiculous. Is it quite? Is it
quite a lot? Brother, I used to use that in episodes
on the daily. It is the number one crime. Perpetrator.
Pun perpetrator. Gamoff draws for five. When
ranking big A GFs, Eric immediately said, step
on me, when Lelefestrax came on screen. That's
where the joke comes from. Terrible name. Thank
you for the $10 in this squirrel pick on our
screen. Off topic, but I'd like to think that
while Conrad Kurz was active on Nostromo, its
citizens, those fortunate enough to own vehicles,
used their turn signals quite diligently. Yeah,
it's a good point. They don't use a turn signal.
Just kill them. You probably did. Listening while
I work on a cosmic horror story, Colin looks
like he drinks mallow like a fish. Thanks for
the five. No. My word. Tom Warren. Only a couple
left. The FBI does investigate international
crimes. There you go. Thank you, Tom. How do
you know? Oh, my Lord. I don't know how we would
know. Colin, I think there's a mention of you
in this. Yeah, there is a mention of me in this.
Thank you, Shalaxy's wettest gripper. You can't
stay for the surely blessed stream. Wanted to
thank y 'all for the great work and sheer dumb
foolery. At least it starts off nicely. Thank
you. It does. Laughter really is medicine, and
it helps me cope, seethe, maul, and seethe in
my condition. I hope you're feeling okay. Also,
Colin's empreg is nothing to Eli. Must be boring
to cast. Okay, okay. Oh, no. Thank you very much.
I do not want to research what that means. I
noticed we still have a full line left. Oh my
god. Priestess of Morayheg. Foot. Death foot.
Foot of death. It looks average. It's just a
foot. It's kind of dirty though. It's still bad?
We have nothing in B. Apparently there's no average
for it. You know what? It shouldn't be because
it's not a believer and it's not whatever the
hell the ballpipers got. Thing is, this picture
also, when you zoom out, it's like she has that
kind of like girl from the ring thing going on
with like pale white hair. It's like, this is
probably the nicest part of her appearance. It's
just like... Oh, that's a normal foot. And then
you zoom in and it's like, ah, horror movie.
Oh no. This is an arcoflagellant. I know this
exact picture. How did you do that, Eli? How
did you do that? It's not the first time I've
seen your foot, man. An arcoflagellant especially.
Like, Eli, what are you up, what's going on?
Now that, that is a foot that has, you know,
that's been someone running on concrete. Yeah,
it's a nasty foot. Yeah, that's a nasty foot.
I almost think that belongs in D with the other,
like, gnarly. It is not worse than the Nervo
baby. Surely this is in between. Maybe a little
better than undead, uh, saint foot. Right? I
can't believe this. How is pus nodule foot better
than the Nervo foot? Because it's clean. Like,
look at that. It looks like they take care of
it, at least. This is only... The only reason
this is here is because the name of the character
is Slaughter People. That's a foot. You smell
the foot before you see it. You smell the foot
before you see it. What's this? Oh, this is a...
Oh, the... Not the sloth. Harad. Time dilating
foot. I did a few years ago when I was doing
a video. I was trying to get an artwork commissioned
of Barabas Dantioch, who's the Iron Warrior in
the Horus Heiress, who betrayed Perserabo and
then my boy died. Spoilers. But he's one of the
few people who actually fought Hrod. And obviously,
being around them, they make you age really quickly.
And they used to be the Skaven, didn't they?
Like an original... They just had a copy and
paste Skaven. And now they look, like, oily,
and I think they said they smell like dead fish
or, like, something, and then they have, like,
oily bones that, like, they can fuse into different
shapes. They're all mackerel skin. Footchop's
so good it aged me 50 years. All I was going
to say, like, if ever you did, like, if ever
you said, like, to a fraud, step on me, you would
age 50 years. Quite literally. That's not great.
Who looks at a Hrudd and is like, yeah, yo, step
on me, daddy. Oh, they're ugly. They're ugly.
We've been on BK long enough to know there's
weird people out there. Yeah. Can you bring up
a picture of the Hrudd? Their whole body looks
like a foot. Can I remind you guys, Trey's in
the infinite. has a collection of he hates the
crud because they keep they have warrens it's
what they call their little nests they have warrens
and they keep burrowing into other parts of the
museum he has on like solomace so treyson hates
them and they live like they're basically they
are rats they're like oily bony rats so that
is detail that is the most deep to your foot
i've ever seen jekiro s tier Monkey. Monkey.
Monkey. Monkey. Monkey. Monkey. Monkey. Monkey.
Monkey. Monkey. Monkey. If this doesn't go into
D tier, I'm calling the police on all of you.
I was going to say, if we're sitting here being
like, oh yeah, that monkey foot's got me. There's
problems. I'm calling either animals. They're
intelligent. They're sentient. No, they aren't.
Everything they do just kind of happens. And
besides, you don't want a real monkey grabbing
your manhood anyway, because that'll rip it right
off. Wait, we didn't say anything about manhoods.
What's going on? What? We're just going to put
it in D and move on. I'm overstimulated. This
is too much. This is a grok foot. It's a grok
foot. What is a grog? Have you ever seen a grog?
They kind of look like a dinosaur monster from
Star Wars. They're pretty big. They're like four
-limbed. Grog context? Is this in Age of Sigmar,
or is this in like the... It's in both. It's
in 40k, but just very rarely. They're like the
equivalent of like a bantha, but like scalian.
They eat you. Do the exodites ride them? Oh no,
this is just like a cattle. oh this isn't this
on um what is this isn't this a catachin thing
aren't they one of the crazy ones i think a grog
like a grox burger is a thing it's just like
a cow but it's like a lizard yeah but it's deadly
oh and they always people refer to like eating
groks don't they right i've never really seen
it picture of like well the first apparently
there's like an old picture that i've seen a
bunch of times i've learned about this i don't
remember where it's from but like yeah it's it's
they're definitely reptilian as the expert in
this field then could you enlighten us to make
a better decision about the feet please i mean
it's a scaly cattle foot I don't know what you
want to hear from me, brother. There's been a
second animal. It's an animal. Put it in D. Put
it down there. Put it at the bottom of D. Andy,
move the monkey. Where do you want the monkey?
It's better than the green one. Because it's
an animal! Wait, wait, wait, Colin. I have only
one question. If you had to put either of these
in your mouth, be honest. Oh, no. That's what
it comes down to, surely. It is a variable. I'm
not saying it's the main one. I'm just saying
it's a variable. I understand that there's only
one other person in the U .S. here, but the Fifth
Amendment is protecting me right now. I'm just
refusing to answer the question. This is a James
Dealer called Aberrant Foot. I was going to say,
speaking of breaking the Geneva Convention, it's
sitting at a 70 degree angle, so we've already
got a problem. That's a club fight. That foot
is blessed by the four -armed emperor. That's
holy flesh. Here we go. That's holy flesh, you
heathens. Chimping for the guys with ridges on
their foreheads like Star Trek characters. Here
we go. does it have ridges as well like the rest
of the g -steelers i know i know it's i want
to put it next to the archive flagellant it's
a foot perfect alien the perfect alien Divine
feet. It's divine feet. Squat foot. I can't even
tell what's happening in this picture. Oh, that
is a squat. I thought that was a dwarf at first.
Yeah, that's his crotch right there. I thought
that was a horse. This is the only one that weirds
me out. Like, properly weirds me out. Because
it's like, you know, the other ones are like...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Who did weird you out? My brother in Christ,
did you not see the hrud or the literal... because
the other ones are not even worth considering
this is too this is like close to human and you're
kind of like because you know it's the uncanny
valley thing of like i'd rather i'd rather suck
the deceiver's toes than a stinky dork's toes
the deceiver should be in beats here i'm just
saying man's got the proportions of door the
explorer right here uh what's going on with that
like squat foot i actually put it i put it in
just below the deceiver one with eli like i'd
rather have the metallic really because it's
it's just a booted foot i feel like this is our
just baseline average what is it dwarf the dwarfs
got stinky feet i got uh i chatted quantum cthulhu
he says the tao got farsight lore crimes got
feet sight because anything that the leagues
of otan are mentioned he flies into a blood rage
they should be deleted Can we put it above the
deceiver? Because at least you wouldn't have
that lingering metallic taste afterwards. I think
you'd have an even worse taste afterwards. Yeah,
it would taste way worse. No. I love how it got
to the feet tier list was like, how does the
feet look? What is the texture and flavour? Speaking
of texture and flavour, Tyranid. And Eli was
like, Eli has gone straight in and went like,
well, this is the Tyranid I've eaten in my mouth.
Speaking of which, Tyranid foot. What bioform
is this from? What bioform is this from? This
one is, I believe, Highfleet Dagon. that's not
that devil what what what bio what's going on
in the d is where they go like a warrior this
is a warrior warrior this is a warrior i like
warriors i mean cool this is my favorite no but
just consider this all tier and it's for the
most part other than this one which will do this
is this is another i know that's what is by the
way i'm with i'm with colin this is this is yeah
it's an animal again move the monkey down But
you know what the great unclean ones put in your
mouth more than the monkey. Because the arguments
are so strong. I'm just saying, I don't want
the great unclean ones. We're going to keep that
one locked away. I'm just going to say, I don't
want the great unclean ones put anywhere. Which
is the main thing. I would not be offended if
a jokero grabbed something to pick up. If that
happened, I'd be like, ugh. I wouldn't like it.
It's gross. You're just in the presence of a
great unclean one. You've got way bigger problems
than can I suck his toes. True. But that is concerning.
This is Boingob. This is Boingob's foot. The
largest squig to ever exist. The size of a mountain.
This guy bounded into the stratosphere with these
fellas. Gotta give them the respect they're due.
This is the Genestealer Patriarch and he's holding
a Space Marine helmet in his hand. He is. How
did you excuse? What? Sir? Are you good? Eli
is Genestealer Colt's number one fan. I have
autism photo recognition. We all have YouTubers.
Oh, God. I should have said something else to
suggest that. What do we think about? What do
we think about Patri Toes? I mean, you already
know what I'm saying, Esther. That is the four
-armed emperor. Literally the four -armed emperor.
Four -foot emperor. If he's the four -armed emperor,
why he only got three toes? He only needs three
toes. Debunked. Debunked. I just, I can't believe
it's even in B at the moment. It is animal -like,
as Colin said. That needs to go. literally excuse
my pun it is it's just less manicured that's
all this is is it manic no pedicured pedicure
you know what it probably is not as disgusting
as a lot of them but still but it could do some
damage like if we're just talking about the functionality
of said foot that foot's gonna that's gonna kill
people that's killing blood angels gonna mess
you up gonna jump real high I'm pretty sure I
can punch you ceramite plate as well, so you've
got no choice. It's got to be worth something.
I want to put it above. Is that a rat? This is
Makar the Reborn Dreadnought's foot. This is
a Dreadnought human host foot. Oh no. So this
guy inhabited the body of a Dreadnought ultramarine,
then... within the shell of the dreadnought into
a greater demon, into a demon prince, and this
is what happened to his foot. So I thought that
was worth mentioning. That's very unique. You're
saying this is like an ultramarine dreadnought
that got absolutely bodied, infested by a demon.
That got possessed by a word -bearer greater
demon prince. That's what happened. For my sheer
undying hatred of ultramarines, that's S tier.
Wow. Colin, we're about to have a disagreement
between the United States and Americans. Colin,
you're muted. You're muted, Colin. I am muted.
It's fine. Fine. Finish the feat before I get
in a fight. DK is a man of my heart too. The
Ultramarines can take it. Glory to the world.
You're a Thousand Suns fan. You don't have rights.
Yeah, for real. I'm getting more on board with
Ultramarines, but it wouldn't be me if I didn't
slander the Ultramarines at least a little bit.
Respect. Ultramarines slander aside, what do
we think about this foot? What about this foot?
I like the hybrid foot. It's quite unique. It
basically is a starfish. It is, isn't it? It's
a starfish. I'm thinking, this is Pokemon Red,
like, early Jim, the Pokemon who has, like, you
know, the starfish Pokemon, literally. Like,
he's just standing on that. Rastatomy. Rastatomy.
Rastatomy? Yeah, I think it might have been.
It's been a while. It sounds like this. That's
what it says. A tier? Yeah. I'll compromise.
Yeah. Okay. Yas Queen. It's a throw at us by
John Blanche. This is in Warhammer. yeah that's
not like the actual step on me boots like you
know the skull literally be like step on me mommy
like look at the scrape look at that scrape one
of the coolest artworks ever classic yeah it's
good the shame the model is a shame we don't
really see sororitas with the stiletto shoes
because that's like that's a statement that's
a fashion statement right there deadly Speaking
of, on the opposite end of the scale, biggest
loser ever, Magnus with his demon toes. I didn't
realize that was a bird. Yeah, and he chose that.
He chose hoof. D -tier. It must be in C next
to the pay shot, because it's the same thing.
It's just a three -toed foot. I remain the best
Magnus comment was Magnus did nothing wrong.
He was told to do nothing. He did it wrong. He
sucks. Yeah, he's... We'll put him there then.
Alright. Yucky Tauto. Who is Tauto? Some dude.
Abe's Odyssey. If it's like Torchstar or... It's
not... It's not shadows. It's looking like...
It looks like thumbs. I don't like it. It must
be new -ish art or fantasy. There is a slight
caveat. It's the guy running with the sword like...
The fan artwork is particularly strong when it
comes to the Tau. Suspiciously so. Suspiciously
so, yeah. That Taupo goes in C tier at least.
It's pretty nasty looking. D tier is pretty empty
though. We're going to have to review this list
a little bit. Can we leave it in B? B2 is fine.
They're out of complacency. You're right. So
is that our list? You know what? Move up the
Catan and the Squat one into B and then it's
settled. I think I'd compromise with that. And
the great unclean one at the very bottom of the
list. Can we not pretend that we won't be exiting
from every end if we're even near this thing?
Oh my god. There we go, so there's our list.
It looks pretty neat and tidy. If Rain and Lelef
right at the beginning are like, yeah, I'm just
going to win. Let me just get the next one. That
is pretty traumatizing. While I sort this out,
should we go through some donations? Documentary
for the $2. Is our lord Thankwell on this list?
We missed it. I feel like Thankwell has not been
in the chat lately. Where is Thankwell? He doesn't...
he doesn't really have any foot shots. He has
robes that cover his feet. He's just a rat. Has
Adeptus Ridiculous yet done an episode on Thancor
yet, DK? He was brought up when we talked about
Skaven, but no, he hasn't had a full episode.
He is the best character in Warhammer, period.
He is the silly boy, yeah. You'll need to have,
particularly with Colin, just get Colin to riff
off about it. It'll be incredible. Tom Warren,
five bucks. Also, when you nearly rank Marathi,
I need you to talk about her toenails for reasons.
Oh, we lost one. I've removed Colin because he's
just sent a message saying, BRB lads, my screen
has blue screened. So that's fine. I thought
it was the Marathi toenails and he was just like,
nope, fuck this. I need a minute. Wow, we did
miss Miao Ying. Sorry, bros. It's just women.
Dragon woman. It's just lady. How about Throg?
I bet we would have seen Throg's feet. The troll
from the big show. I was going to put... to sin
but again it was just like big big shoes i don't
want to hear about shoes uh tomorrow and also
when you're never to be ranked more after i need
you to talk about her toenails i don't think
we're gonna do that i'm sorry um the whiskey
goblin oh great pub name by the way just i'm
disappointed in you all except dk and colin and
colin what i'm surprised oh i'm not surprised
in the slightest Also, that user image is cursed.
Izaku with two eyes is no. You can't do that.
I'm not happy. Wow. Joseph Pollard, the member
for 13 months. Thank you so much, brother. Just
hopped on stream and now we're really ruining
the episode. Main event Virgil. Europeans. By
the way, Eli, I bought your tank tops. Thank
you very much. I appreciate it. I won't get the
chance to wear them often in Ireland, but love
world eaters and salamander designs. Which muscle
group is most important to pulling off tank tops,
shoulders, and lats? Also, I was wearing one
of my tank tops in Ireland and I got in trouble.
So I guess that's just one of your rules that
you're not allowed. Oh, no, they were just broods.
We were at an EDM night and they're like, have
some modesty. I'm like, calm down. Well, the
police officer told me I had to put a hoodie
on. I don't think it was the police. I think
it was a security man, surely. Yeah, whatever.
Thank you. I did also wear one of your tank tops
and I showed you how, like, its myriad washing
machine visits had completely, like, decapitated.
Yeah, don't put it in the dryer. Don't put it
in the dryer and it'll last a long time. Mm -hmm.
Morafi's designated toilet. That's crazy. Wow.
You can change your name during stream. I saw
what you did, Boromir. Andy's mad he can't put
jacketized feet in S tier. I am not mad. I'm
just disappointed. Ash Fox for 10 bucks. Y 'all
are missing half the point of this tier list.
Dirty means extra. Ash Fox, you need to go home
and think about what you did. That'd be a funny
ability. You lick someone's foot and can tell
where they've been. on that foot for the past
however much time. Is that funny? Isn't that
just what dogs do? That just reminds me, like,
there was this series of superheroes, it was
like a comedy about superheroes, and they all
had, like, weird powers. Like, one guy had, like,
warming hands, so it's like, oh, you saved that
child from drowning in the lake. How long did
it take? Like, a week, because he just put his
hands in and it took forever. And there's one
who can do, like, photocopying with his eyes.
Oh, Colin's back. Hello, Colin! Hey! Just a little
bit of my computer blue screening, it happens.
Even your computer's like, no, this is horrible,
get out of here, you can't do this to yourself,
and me. Well, would you like to read the last
donation while you're here then, Colin? Baneblade,
300 ISK, step on me, Lelith Hesper X. That's
what I like to see. Right to the point. I was
going to say, before we get into the next episode,
next bit, we have a scenario that we sometimes
ask guests. it's a would you take it sort of
thing so you get the ability this one sucks this
is like two years old let me out you get the
ability to double jump but the second jump you
shit yourself would you take this nope Wouldn't
do it. You wouldn't? Why? How often do you need
to double jump? There's no downsides. There's
no actual downsides to refusing it. How often
do you need to double jump? It's like a life
-saving situation. I don't need to double jump.
If I don't need to double jump, why would I take
the ability that lets me do the thing that I
don't need to do but shit myself wildly while
I do it? That's crazy. But it'll never happen
and you'll know. It's like a life -saving situation.
I'm just saying, if you had an enema beforehand
and you had a parkour YouTube channel, you could
probably make some money. I'm just saying. Think
of all the muscle you've trained doing it too.
Like, jeez. Your proctologist is not happy. The
scenario is like a car coming towards you. You
evacuate your bowels, but you live. Yeah, that's
what I'm saying. You wouldn't take that? Nope,
I wouldn't take it. Alright, we're getting off
topic. So we have one more tier list. We're going
to have to speed through a bit quicker. No, this
one looks bad, but the tier list is just like
starting to get into the faction. How easy is
it? That can be done quick. I could even do the
first three immediately, place them all into
S tier. Oh yeah, Ultramarines is trying to be
the easiest thing ever, right? That's just more
general Space Marines, but yeah. Yeah, Bretonnia.
Because what do you need to get into this faction?
Do you know what a knight is? You're done. Have
you heard an Arthurian in the last hundred years?
Congratulations, it's Bretonnia. It's not that
I like them. It's that there is such a minimal
effort requirement to know what they're about.
They steal right from the tree. It's not even
like... It's the green knight. It's not even
AEW's thinly veiled hiding of it. It's just right
there. Out in the open. And then they're charged
and they won the battle. Chaos Dwarves. Are these
Chaos Dwarves? That's probably like... The tier
list titles. The tier list titles. Sorry, what?
You changed these years. What? Oh, there were
two of us by before there were memes. Oh, no.
I reused this one, but I changed it, but clearly
the changes didn't go through. I added some stuff
to an existing one. What would you want to add?
I think just change E to out of production. Oh,
fair. This tier list is how easy it is to get
into the faction. We should specify. Yeah, so
it does, like, just lore and maybe a bit of tabletop
as well, but mostly lore I think we're talking
about here. So these go in here? No, they exist
in Old World. I've always been prompted. They're
Legends, you can't buy them. They are in Total
War Warhammer. Chaos Towers don't have a Legends
army? They do, but you can't buy them. Yeah,
but they still technically exist. And they have
almost no lord. They have very little people.
I mean, still D, but in D anyway, they're not
the most. I guess. It's like an offshoot of another
army that's kind of... You can just take dwarves
and then paint them differently. Yeah, that's
true. High elves? High elves are A. The only
barrier to entry of the high elves is that you're
playing high elves and people are going... Elfbat,
fuck you. Not my Phoenix King. Now, I'd argue
this one's B, because there's a real lack of
lore in terms of actual just books in general,
and then characters ones are all like codex entries.
They don't get much light in actual novels. And
their range has been obliterated. They've lost
half their range over the last month. As someone
who recently, as someone who in the last month
went through every scrap of Drukhari lore there
was, I was quite disheartened to see that one,
all the new characters never got miniatures,
and two, The Codex has copy -pasted entries from
previous editions into new editions. And there
are characters like Helion Saphonix, who's like
a crime boss in the Underhive version of Locomora.
Fifth edition. Never been since. It's cool. Nope.
Nope. No more of him. Just Lelith. Lelith, because
she's got bum. She's got booty. She's got some
booty. And everyone had a go at me. They were
like, oh, five, six minute video on Vect. I'm
like, yeah, he has no law. He's just like a guy.
He just exists. He really doesn't have that much
law. I've had someone commenting on my channel
to make a Vect video for years. I feel bad for
the guy because there's not enough for me to
justify. Every time he's mentioned in a book,
he's in the background scheming. It's like, what
do you want to say? Oh, he schemes in the background.
That's it. Can't do anything. B. What? Really?
A. Yeah, that even fits right up there, right?
Skaven? Yeah. Like, they have a ton of lore,
cool characters, cool vibes. Yeah. They were
just the fourth edition Age of Sigmar launch
army. Yeah, that's true. I'd even argue it goes
above all else. You can't spell Skaven without
the S, you're right. My personal bias says S,
but I mean, I was willing to settle for A, but
I'm not going to argue them down. I am more than
willing to see that thing go up to S. I love
this game. I think, to be honest, the fact that
you can have a gigantic army and they're very
fun goobies, I want to put them in S. Even if
the models are bad. old, they still kind of fit
the vibe. Yeah, they're silly goobies, so it
doesn't matter how outdated they look, because
it's an in -joke. Horrible, awful rats. It's
just gloom spite. It's the old thing. On the
surface, silly billies. And then you read the
lore, and you're like, oh god, they're the worst
thing ever. So these are the goblins, or even
more goblins than goblins. Yeah, they're AOS
goblins. Gobliny goblins. I'd even say be, just
because... They suffer from the Age of Sigmar
problem, which is people forget that Age of Sigmar
has lore. I forget it has lore sometimes. It's
not just a model range. It's just painful. I
don't even think I've heard much about them before
this, even today. And we're all lore YouTubers,
basically. They live in Boingob's head! Wait,
wait, hold on. What? They do what? Yeah, they
live in his skull. Some of them do, at least.
For the meme. Wait, wait, wait. I've just received
news. Oh yes, it lives in Boingob's head and
we are the patron saints of Boingob. We have
to. This is mandated by law. No. His body is
for everyone. He feasted upon the world so that
the world could feast upon him. I'm just saying.
We are literally intertwined with Boingob. Surely
we have to. They're disrespecting him. They're
not part of Boingob. They are literally living
in his head. Disrespectful motherfuckers. Are
they living rent -free in his head? Yes. Okay,
well, cool. Demons of Chaos. They're out of production.
Sororitas. You can still buy demon bottles. Yeah,
but that's why there's another, like, demons
for 40k is an option. Demons in fantasy are dead.
But they're the same model. Yeah. God forbid
I try and be thorough. Do they have a legacy
army in Old World? Yeah, but it's not an army.
But again, like, if this is what you can get
into, you can't get into them if they're hard
to get to. Like, if you have to buy them scalpers.
But you don't have to. No, you don't have to
buy scalpers. It's just demons models. But you
just need to buy the square bases, I guess. But
if the steer list is about, hey, what's the best
armies to get into, and there's barriers of entry,
surely that disqualifies them. Well, I mean,
if the castles are in D, then demons should be
in D. Demons are not. A lot of the stuff is not.
Even now, you can still play... I'd actually
argue that demons... go quite high up in this
because you can play it in both age of sigma
three systems yeah so you actually you get the
most bang from your butt if you have it's like
it's like four armies it's like four armies in
one also demons are like the new models are cool
as in in general and then obviously like lore
wise demons are basically everywhere they're
in all the their horrors heresy they're in 40k
they're in everything we're at the age of sigma
there's It's fine, but there's another demon's
picture coming up that we're going to have to
ignore then, because I tried to get as granular
as I could. Alright, where is this picture? Down.
Down. Left. Yes. Just throw that next to him,
I guess, or ignore him. We're ruining Colin's
to -do list. That city's a Sigmar. be above the
big good probably be probably pretty new i think
they're pretty prominent but i mean they're not
new but yeah i know you're right not just repeat
a fantasy as an actual faction yeah actually
i was like dk what's your like general how would
you describe your knowledge of like age of sigma
because even then between all of us like here
not all of us like really knows anything about
it age of sigma is like non -existent i know
the end times were like I've heard about why
it happened, how it happened. That's the worst
thing ever. I haven't touched on Age of Sigmar,
but at all. The Age of Sigmar models are like
40k has no chance if you put their models against
Age of Sigmar. It's ridiculous. I need the, what's
the, it was like the launch edition of the demon,
the vermin lord rat. The demon, like massive
demon rat. I love a vermin lord. Oh god, I need
one of those so bad. Just to be like my noble
themed. Oh, there's someone in our Discord who
has like a hybrid of, what do they do, guys?
It's a hybrid of Skaven and another army. Skaven,
yeah. Lord forgive me, I'm looking at the Old
World Games Workshop website right now. Maybe
we don't need this mortgage so badly. What was
the next one there, Andy? Every Warhammer player
ever. How important is my mortgage? That's Nighthaunt.
No, that's the ghost. That's Nighthaunt. That's
got to be at least A tier. Ghosts, I don't know.
They're pretty basic, right? But that's why I
put Bretonnia in S. Like, what do you need to
know to get into this army? You like ghosts?
You're in. I know why this one is almost even
as a top of A. My friend who knows nothing about
Age of Sigmar bought Nighthaunt because the model
range is good. If I believe I'm right, Colin?
How many points is Nagash worth on the field?
He's worth 950. You almost have a full army.
Such is the power of Nagash. Such is the power.
My brother in Christ himself, the mister, has
never had a single shred of anything good about
him. This background lore about that, there's
already... existing Nagash stuff. He's in plenty
of the things. They've got some really cool six
sculpts. Is it Lady Olyther? Or Olyther or something
like that? The Ghost Lady. There's all kinds
of really interesting things. Also, ghosts are
cool. They literally need to make Eldar ghosts.
The Mortis Engine is one of the coolest fantasy
models. Also, I know a guy who owns 20 ,000 points
of Nighthaunt and I feel I would be remiss. If
I did not take that into account. It's such an
insane thing to own 20 ,000 points. I know, guy.
Shout out to Corinthian. What the heck? Bro's
name is from the Bible, too. Wow. Yeah, he's
from Korea. I met him. He's cool. Wow. 20 ,000
points. That's very hot. Beastman. Beastman.
Beastman is DT. Might as well be out of production,
bro. Might as well be out of production. Andy,
put that in D tier. The Beastman... I'm an Eldar
fan. Apparently, their new book is looking really
good. I've heard. I haven't read it. I'm going
to be honest. I mean like their new rules. Oh,
new rules. They don't have any lore. I was going
to say, I didn't know they had a book. Beastman
lore is just like, oh yeah. I'm a goat. I guess
humans and animals mixed when Chaos stuff went
crazy. Me and Dredanon did a whole episode of
Fixing 40k on my second channel talking about
Beastman. Here is the 10 paragraphs of their
lore for both 40k and fantasy. GW had a bunch
of, like, beast heads when they were making the
company. Plonk them on Arminies, I guess. If
you want to collect beastmen, you not only have
notebooks, you have an army that's had to be
rebased twice. Because they moved it to Age of
Sigmar and then moved it out of Age of Sigmar.
I really liked them when they did the strip.
they show up in um these are terror novels but
they also show up in the um the lion book um
son of the forest i thought that was quite a
good bit with like you know the dark angels and
the lie like they're like bounding through the
uh the oh i was about to ask i'm sure they get
promptly murdered yes there's a few pieces consistently
living in an impractical joker's punishment episode
he is tonight's biggest loser every night Wow.
Poor fantasy. Poor fantasy, Beastman. This is
D. Put them in D, dude. Their lore sucks, you
have to collect three different armies to make
them happen. But, they are number one in the
competitive at the moment. Are they really? That
doesn't surprise me. Yeah, but everything else
about the army, you get into the army, you read
the Inari trilogy, that is not a trilogy. i have
a question for dk which is like because you um
i don't know how much or how long you've been
into like warhammer lore but did you start around
sort of when like gilliman was returning and
i was like gathering storm and uh rise of primark
and yanari stuff or is it you got you learned
other lore like way before that i think i just
learned other stuff i don't remember exactly
where warhammer lore was when i started uh first
thing i learned about was orcs because you know
yeah of course of course i love it and then the
fucking lamenters that's a roller coaster yep
i mean have you guys do you know have you done
an episode on unari before on the death's ridiculous
yeah was it long yeah It wasn't miserable, but
it was just, man, they're, you know, they're
kind of fighting an uphill battle, you know,
as they do, you know. That's the most polite
way to put it, ever. Me too, then. Me too. Imagine
your entire plotline getting derailed by Shalaxy
Hellbane. I've taken the sword to Slaanesh. Yeah,
those close words. It was our storyline. I remember
when Fulgrim came out, Bricky was like, oh, wouldn't
it be cool if one of those new swords he's got
is one of the Crone swords? And they're just
like, ha ha, fuck you, I'm Fulgrim, I have one.
Good luck trying to get it back from me. Yeah,
it makes sense. Oh no. Always losing. We didn't
even get a trader Primark for Fulgrim to fight,
or yeah, regular Primark for Fulgrim to fight
when he was released. They didn't even... Yeah,
it's okay. There can be... didn't angron's model
came out before the line yeah he did okay well
let's just say jagged eye comes back swinging
i'll be happy decapitated body to live back into
the lord hang on someone had a good point in
chat inevitable victory so true that's a funny
dark elf uh you unicron these are specific dark
elves though this is i just meant it for dark
elves in general it's just a symbol from total
war uh probably out of production because you
can't actually no you can't you can buy them
you're gonna get a couple of cities of sigmar
one i guess you can't buy the whole range by
any means right but it's loris Oh, man. I keep
telling myself they'll get an army. You can technically
buy half of their range. These ones are the...
Oh, the Sons of Behemoth. That sounds pretty
easy to get into. I think it's another A -tier
one, just for the pure simplicity. Do you like
Big Club Man? You could probably put Imperial
Knights and Chaos Knights in A -tier. All for
the same reason. They're the cheapest armies.
Some armies are easy to get into. Some are easy
because of all the lore. Some are easy because
Ongabunga is all you really need. I do like a
knight. They're good fun. Sexy knight. The next
one was Carriage and Overlords. Bugman Bar's
favourite adornments of the pub, basically. I
love these guys. They're everywhere. I still
do. I think the aesthetic is obviously very good
for them, but they do suffer from a lack of much
range in their models, and also only a few books
in the lore. Guy Haley wrote it. He obviously
wrote Temptation of Baal and Dante and stuff,
so he's a good writer, but I will not be giving
that book a go, probably. I think just leave
it in secret. I don't really care about this,
to be honest. They look good. Oh lord! They probably
see tears. I hate to admit. Their lore sucks,
for being honest. I must admit. Their codex lore
is really cool, though. Their codex lore goes
hard. Drukhari Trilogy, amazing. Craft, oh. Regular
Eldar are easier to get into than Dark Eldar.
They have more models and a bigger range and
more variety. Phoenix Lords. Do not put the Eldar
below the carriage in Overlords. Do not do that.
They definitely go above the Dark Eldar. They
totally go above the Dark Eldar. They're in more
stuff too. Next one is... Ginger Dwarf. Sure
as an army. What are they called? Clearly put
them in detail. Fire Slayers. They might as well.
No one cares. No, not the Slayers. Slayers are
really cool. What happened to them? Oh. Do you
like naked bearded men? What else have you got?
Well, it depends, doesn't it? Now, Harlequins...
Harlequins are technically not an army anymore.
But when they were an army, I feel like it's
still pretty hard to get into. They're still
around. They're just like a sub -faction of the
Eldar now. I'd put them in D, to be honest. Their
lore is very obscure and weird. For a new person.
It's not that they're... Someone who's starting
the army. Their lore is weird. They have no actual
unique special characters. painting them as hard
as they have a weird check mark they have no
they have no new characters for the tabletop
though andy like someone's gonna look at this
yeah but what's his name um and then they're
gonna see the check marks and die oh the check
yeah just get a stencil all i'm saying is as
far as like i'm getting into the law you've got
like Big, beefy mechs, spice breeds. And then
you're like, clown men? Clown? It's intriguing,
but then again, you look at the army, you look
at the minis and go, that looks like hell. And
it is hell. They're expensive to buy. They're
low variety. No special characters at the tabletop.
They're really cool to bring us like 500 points
with your Eldar, but them as a whole army, I
really just don't think is justified that well.
Kegurak laughs every time someone thinks the
Harlequin are worth playing. We love Kegurak
in this house. I didn't know. Finhead. Beef or
I didn't know. Their models are beautiful. Guard
or STR? Beef Raider. It still amazes me. That
has to be STR. That winter assault picture gets
so much mileage every time. It's too cool. Do
you like dwarves? Dwarves are probably like eight.
Next to the elves. Do you like dwarves? Just
another classic fantasy. You didn't need to put
it on the elves. I see what you're saying. You're
going to piss off someone. Dwarf fans are going
to hate it if you put elves over them. I'd rather
be in my short stacks because they'll look after
me. He the Knights of Slaanesh. It's probably
B, I guess, right? Have you seen Sigvald's new
model? Oh, yeah. Ansel Chaps! They have some
of the coolest models in the game. But at the
end of the day, they are a sub -faction of Chaos.
Yeah, but I mean, same way like Emperor's Children
are. Like in AOS, they're like... I think B tier
is fine. very emperor's coded um yeah what's
this i love these tomb kings i don't know anything
about their tabletop minis or whatever but like
come on hear me out the same for tonia the entry
here is do you like ancient egypt You can now
be dumb thinking about if you want the army.
So valid. What if it was ancient Egypt? Those
are specifically the Age of Sigmar ogres. You
can make an army with very few models, right?
That is true. It's very easy to make with their
points obviously. Any army that's like hyper
elite. Accessibility goes up super high. I think
their spearhead can be built to have like a thousand
points. Dang. And it's easy, because it's just
easy to paint as well. It's just big ogres. Big
dudes. Big dudes. The power of the guts. Truly.
I mean, this might be the top of the list, to
be honest. Yeah. Maybe not more in the space
frame. No. No. They're not a... No. They're the
most economical army. They are. They are actually.
It's in gold and you're done. Airbrush. Airbrush.
They are... Dude, you cannot put them a... You
cannot put them above the Stormcast. They are
on windows of GW stores. The custodians are not
on GW storefront windows. We shouldn't even be
a tabletop army, alright? Alright, all I'm saying
is if you were like, if you're a kid and you're
like, I only have the money I have, which could
I buy a full army of? Stormcast or custodians?
It's not going to be thinking about the full
economics of an army. They're going to see the
one on the window and buy that one. Yeah, exactly.
He's going to buy the one unit. I can't afford
that. The kid isn't affording an army at all.
He's walking into GW buying one unit with two
months of allowance. Was that DK? Go ahead. Oh,
oh, I didn't, I didn't. He's walking in with
his mom's credit card. Anyway, that's a moot
point. I do agree though. Put it below. Yeah.
All right. Calm down. Calm down. I'm good. Okay.
No, it's okay. The soothing tones of health ponds.
Who even cares. Luminath, the Rome Lords. Owlmen,
the men of the cow. I'm so sorry. They have cow
helmets. Yeah, they're cool. They're sick. I
think they look cool. They look cool. They're
super weird. I think also they're the only way
to look super cool. Some of their monster stuff
is good, but a lot of their infantry characters
- I'm gonna say, if you get them, if you beat
them in battle, you're like, right, let's milk
the others. Like, oh no. Illumineth cowmen. No.
They're basic infantry, they're not supposed
to look like the most badass thing ever. It doesn't
like, the basic infantry of a space marine looks
good, but these don't. Yeah, that's because they're
getting - A fantasy elf. Do you walk into an
ancient history museum and go, boring! Where's
the trim? Where's the trim? Why are these all
the same colour? I just don't know if accessibility
is more than Eldar in C2. What? It's just elves,
bro. Yeah, but, like, in terms of, like, if someone
was, like, new to the hobby, would they gravitate
towards that? If they like elves, probably. They
would do the Ideneth Deepkin, I think, before
they would go anywhere. I think they would do
Eldar before. Hold on, hold on. DK, which is
cooler, in your opinion? Ideneth Finmen or Moofellas?
Ocean. Ocean, for sure. Yeah, that's fair. Exactly,
I'm telling you. Like, especially moving on.
Nagash. I think I forgot to remove him when I
was editing it to make them all armies. So it's
just kind of Nagash tier. Well, Nagash is the
best tier, then, sure. You only need one more.
I mean, he is a thousand points on his own. Yeah.
Squiggies. Orcs and Goblins. They have a new
freaking book. They're back at it. I feel like
Orcs are A tier with Dwarves and Elves. Oh, gotta
be. It's just like, you know, Orc. Have you got
to Grimgold? No. Where am I putting him? Top
of A. Have you got to... Grimgold Ironhide yet,
DK? Ah, the craziest Black Orc warboss that has
ever existed and cannot be beaten by anyone ever.
Hell yeah. And then she won the End Times and
everyone lived happily ever after. Oh, I didn't
see Dark Elves in here. This is also Dark Elves.
It's out of protection. Should we read donations?
I think we had a couple. No Malekith. Off your
grounds, forts. for snorting. Hal has now created
the Feet Seer. Wow. Colin will wear a green hat
in three weeks. He keeps counting down. Thank
you for the five years. Call him with your secret
pose. Suddenly feeling a tongue in your throat.
You try to... Wow, this is horrible. This is
actually awful. No suck set, brother. Oh, boy.
Wow. That's the true pick of feet. Hashtag JK,
hashtag drug. Wow. Someone's having a good time.
Thank you for the donations. I love you guys.
What the hell is this new tier list for? Something
that wasn't just feet. Leave the slightest impression
we are respectable. Retain what fragments of
our dignity we have left. Give the impression
we actually do know. Oh, damn. You guys started
with dignity? Damn. Not much. Wait, wait, wait.
Colin, what was the... Colin, what was the inaugural
word that the viewers ever heard on the podcast
that you uttered? Do you remember? Oh, yeah.
I think it was just, like, something O .C. Fuck.
Something O .C. Let's see. Necrussi. Oh, Necrussi.
He blessed our podcast with that word. It is
living metal. I didn't say we started with a
lot of respect. Five bucks. You cannot get any
more living rent free than Goblin's currently
in Boingob's skull. there it was donkey man usa
he did the kit a bone ripper a dreadnought and
a ball predator tank he's a walking o2 that's
fucking wow yeah there's pics of it in the discord
i'm pretty sure join the lore crimes discord
now remind people bone ripper is a rat ogre of
the beloved uh fan call if people want to know
more about a thankful uh lord delusion number
50. Ushoran is the most glorious servant of Nagash.
That's goaded. FEC is A. Flesh Eater Cult is
A at minimum. I agree. Also, Colin, read Ushoran's
novel. It's very good. It's probably one of the
coolest models that GW has made in the past 20
years. I have it. It's my anger on this. Baneblade
is back. Baneblade. Baneblade. With the other
four. Oh, no. Set. Hal is an elven racist. Yeah,
you want a picture too. Hal is classist and racist
and I think he was against old people. Hal's
just the worst. I don't remember the emoji. The
emoji of Hal in the Discord is tagged as bigot
max. This meme has gone out of hand, honestly.
Colin, there's another one for you though. He's
back in three weeks, I'm wearing the hat with
the two arrows. Sanguinar clearly has the best
covered feet. It doesn't! It's metal. He has
armoured feet. Armoured toes. Next one is Slaves
to Darkness, aka Chaos in the Age of Sigmar.
They're pretty good. Pretty accessible, I would
say. Again, it's Chaos stuff. Has Archeon, Big
Bad, and lots of models for their kits, lots
of lore, all that good stuff. Brayden, the lore
crimes intern, has messaged me saying crazy that
Saint Sabbat is not S tier. He's a big Sabbat
Crusades fan. Necrons is probably this time S
tier to get into in terms of like infinite design,
great lore, Twisted King, great models, easy
to paint. Somewhat affordable. I mean, Warhammer's
not affordable, but as far as... If you go to
Zach Games' website in China, they are certainly
affordable. Although it's been made up. I think
you have to wait for Zach Games 7 to come up
because the passbooks have been taken down. But
they will keep them down. Is this 44? Yes. I
feel like it's A tier. I don't know why. Yeah,
because some of the models are a bit old now,
aren't they? Still like the funny orcs. Everyone's
happy to learn about orcs. I feel like they're
an expensive army to collect nowadays. Yeah,
they're, I mean, a little bit less so. They're
kind of turning less of a horde army, which is
weird because they're the orcs. But 40k as a
whole is turning into a horde game, so it balances
out. I love 40k. I love limitless models. They
have the cabbage head, right? They do. They have
the funny cabbage head dragon. They have a cabbage
head dragon? Yeah, it's like a drake or a wyvern
or something, but it just looks like lettuce.
Yeah. Angry lettuce. Angry lettuce is a great
name for a band. hello everyone we are angry
lettuce uh uh the other undead faction which
is oh they have cool minis i know so dope they
do have really cool i might put them top of a
because i don't know probably next to the top
of a but yeah next to next to nighthawk yeah
they're pretty because they're easier to face
marines yeah it's clean Daughters of Cain, that's
probably a C. I'm going to be real. Yeah, fair.
They don't have a big model line, and I imagine
they don't have a ton of lore, but... A decent
amount, but it's also like the draw is like 90
% Marathi. Yeah, and again, it's can we have
Dark Elves, please? You can have a tiny sect
of Dark Elves. Can we have the whole Dark Elves
army? No, you can have another tiny sect of Dark
Elves. You can have Diadricari. Nice. Diet Drooki.
Empire and Wars! S tier for the Empire. Although,
hearing the state of the game, apparently they
are by far the worst army in Old World. Ouch!
They could be a little bit better, but hey, this
is right before a big war against Chaos. They're
going to get better. Oh, yeah. Magnus will save
us. The cool Magnus will come soon. The one that
doesn't suck. I have the same energy of the guy
who's on gambling websites. No, guys, you don't
understand. It'll all come back. I'm sorry you
don't understand, Andy, that you don't lose until
you leave the table. Exactly. It's that meme
of the guy moving through the wall and then the
other side. Mechanicus is D, bro. Really? The
amount of models you have to buy to play that
on. And the pen is not that good either. But,
like... As a whole, though, like, their lore's
cool, and there's of course Mechanica's. Bottom
is C, I think, but they're not, I don't think
they're in D. Yeah. Pure tabletop, yes, they're
like the bottom of the barrel, but everything
considered. I do like my Red Road Martians. Is
there a Maggotkin? Yeah, that's the Maggotkin.
Probably the same place as the Hidden Knights
of Slaanesh. Yeah, probably. You should put all
the Chaos, like, Mono God. No, they had Knights.
There you go, you're right. Oh, I doubted myself.
Wood Elves! No, that's Sylvanas. Oh, they're
just Sylvanas. It comes down. Come on! I'm going
by your... They have really cool models. I don't
know this faction. I'm going by your disappointed
tone. I can't help. That's a good spot. I just
don't really like them as much as the regular
Wood Elves, but they have cool models. Yeah,
but their lore really lacks. That's more than
fair. I love the guys in green cloaks wood elf
aesthetic and they kind of just took all of that
away and made them ghosts instead and it's really
weird all I know about them is what's called
the life wave there's a wave of like life energy
oh yeah the life wave of Elaria which randomly
makes certain people just pregnant sometimes
in different realms yeah What the hell's going
on here? Spontaneous pregnancy is a thing, it
don't matter what you got down there. I thought
one of them just introverted the faction. Do
you want to put the blades of corn next to the
heath knights as well? Just move them up, it's
corn. You like hidden things, you're done. No,
they're pretty easy to get into. Tau are like
B -tier. Tau are B -tier. They're really easy
to get in denial. Crisis suits? Tau are D -tier?
I agree. He's not in denial. The reason they
would be in D -tier is because everyone else
always goes, well, Tau attracts the most insufferable
people on the planet. Hang on. I don't even mean
just within the army. You say you like Tau and
then five million Black Templars fans comes out
of the woodwork to say heresy at you. Do you
collect any particular factions, DK? I have an
on and off Thousand Sons bunch of minis. That's
about it. My brother. It's over. I'm out. Wait,
wait, wait. Behold, Ahriman converted from Mephisto.
I thought it was cool, Hal. I thought it was
cool. My brother had been moved. It is cool.
Get it out of here. Go away. Oh, it's gone again?
No, no. I know how to paint. I feel like once
you paint enough Thousand Suns, you kind of have
to get good at painting, right? Like you have
no choice. You put in a shift in the trim mines.
I'm going to go play Warhammer World. You have
to have your fully army painted, so I've been
trimming it up. To be fair, if you consider the
Thousand Suns in the round, what else do they
have other than the painting? There's not much
else. Our premier character sucks. Our Primarchs
suck. We've got no characters. They're all ghosts
and machines. It's cool how they got that way.
Terranids are probably B or A tier. I feel like
they have so much variety that it might be kind
of hard to figure out. They are the launch boxer
as well. After space flight, it's kind of hard.
They're kind of expensive. They are. Getting
into just starting them, just basic, you buy
the combat patrols, you like alien? Yeah, it's
really understandable for a lot of people. Are
you hungry? Do you want to know their lore? Yeah,
okay. What are they about? They eat. Oh, cool.
You will have to contend with one million losses
in your own codex every release. I didn't hear
no bell. Yeah. Vampire camps are out of production.
Firmly out of production, Andy. It's really sad.
Ogres are also out of production. Oh no! These
are so fun! Warriors of Chaos gotta be A tier.
I would say S tier, honestly. Because they have
a full kind of range as well. Yeah, they got
a full range. They're an army. You can get them
for Old World now. They're the reason GW has
the heart on for the Power Armor looking fellas.
They were the first and it sold really well.
They're bloody good. You can get some of the
Age of Sigmar stuff and just... chop it into
your fancy. There's the Wood Elves. Probably
B or A tier. No, they're in production now. I
was just wondering spending $800 instead of a
house down payment. We're almost there, boys.
We're almost there. Come on. Empress children.
Whatever. Empress children and world leaders
I feel like are in B or C even because they barely
have any models. And the new World Eater's rules
are apparently really depressingly bad. Engron
is going through it rough. The new World Eater's
meta is to bring Forge Fiends and shooting units.
That's how much they hate you. That's how much
they hate you. I have a World Eater's army. This
is the only codex I am going to be having this
edition. Because I refuse to have three Forge
Fiends. two hell brutes which i don't own and
then no anger on and then just some if you if
you need enough to just to see that 10th edition
sucks you just have to look at the world leaders
stuff it's over just because just how is literally
like just because the world leaders have to suffer
all the time doesn't mean i have to they made
me give up on the army but to be fair abundant
amounts of law for uh world leaders huge amount
Again, it's everything. I'm counting, you know,
getting their lore too. Again, it comes with
Fulgrim and new Primarch model release and all
that stuff for Emperor's Tree. World leaders
I'd put in C right now just because of that,
honestly. Yeah. From a new person's perspective,
they're not caring about the meta that much though.
Yeah, but it's hard to lose every game. That's
a bit of a downer, losing every game. What are
you talking about? I'm still playing Elder. But
the lore is good, though. The lore is good. Here's
a novel concept. I'm busting for a week, so I'm
going to, like, I'm going to let you guys chat
about this, and then I'll come back, and I'll
face them, because me need wee -wee shortly back.
Okay, farewell, Andy. Now we get to fight with
DK and Hal over the Thousand Suns placement.
Thousand Suns gotta be beating us, right? What?
No, no. Thousand Sons and Death Guard have the
best lines, to be fair, because World Leaders
and Emperor's Children have nothing. But I think
Thousand Sons still don't have that much. And
they barely didn't get anything new. They got
one new thing. We have the Sekitar robots, which,
by the way, I'm not using. I'm just using the
Colonel Hunters, the tree bowmen from Age of
Sigmar. They are, in fact, my proxy model. And
they are sitting on my desk. I still don't think
those look that bad. Like, if we're judging,
though. I agree. I think they look kind of dope.
I think maybe it's just a bad color scheme that
they showed them off in. I think if you've got
a proper paint job on them and maybe change the
stumpy gun arm a little bit, they're fine. They're
not that bad. DK, there's a guy on Instagram
who did a rendition of it. You know, in the lore
reasons, they're supposedly like hybrids of like...
black stone because they're like we can't go
near with things because we're psychos so they
send in the robots there's a guy who's painted
it so that they look like there's like glowing
black stone within these new sector robots and
it actually does look pretty sick yeah see they
just yeah like they do like a little goofy but
i feel like it's like the fun warhammer goofy
not you know pure just ass i will say that four
thousand suns uh not having a huge range is a
bonus because you don't have to buy like a like
a you know i mean you're just you're buying rubric
marines and you're buying magnus but but also
the downside is trim the trim you know what i
mean it's it is truly like it takes me a it takes
me so long to get my army like ready uh so i'd
honestly probably put it in like low low b yeah
magnus how do we feel yeah Low B. How do we feel
about a nice, like, yeah, nice, like, B. That's
fine. These demons can go with the rest of the
other. Yeah, I've been there. The generic. I
have a DJ Beast message. Or the deceiver feet
tier list, by the way. This is his deceiver argument.
All I'm going to say is his entire thing is tricky
and lying, and he can shapeshift. Also, looking
at his model, you can't exactly see his feet
because of the flowing robes. That's the mystique
of it. It's the adrenaline and thrill of finding
out a mystery. I wanted him A or S. But the deceiver's
not going to give you good feet. He's the deceiver.
He's half -assed. I thought I was giving you
a beat, and these are actually hands. Oh, the
betrayal is incredible. DW has a massive boner
for Death Guard. I don't know why. They constantly
get new things. Their rules always seem... I
think they're A tier. It used to be Khorne, but
now Nurgle's kind of overtaking him as their
go -to god. All their new monsters to come out
with, I think, look dumb. The thing is about
Death Guard, they're the most obviously grimdark.
thing it's like but they don't even look spilling
out you got but it's like they got the guts hanging
out they're undead ish they're they're horrible
they're like the if you were to fight any of
the four you wouldn't want to fight nargo because
they stank and they look disgusting at least
at least corn cut your head off and see each
turn you into like a potion and so the mesh turn
you into a chair these guys turn you into like
A dribbly -gribbly. A happy dribbly -gribbly.
Thank you very much. I don't think I'd be happy
as a dribbly -gribbly. Eventually you would be.
Yeah. Death Guard are totally A tier. Well, we're
in A tier, but like... No, they're above the
Nighthorn even. Actually, no, maybe just below
the Nighthorn. I think it's easier to get into
Night. They're easy to paint as well. A bad paint
job is a good paint job. Yeah, that's true. That's
true. Same with the Orcs. If it looks like vomit,
you're doing it right. Go to your local sewer
and just dip it in. It's even easier than slap
chop. I read a story about a guy who painted
his Death Guard models with poop. Oh my god!
Oh no! It was a joke! It was a joke! Hero! Hero!
Hero! I bet they still look properly messed up.
Here's a... Here's a fun fact for anyone who's
a fan of the band called Kiss, you know, the
rock band. They had a limited run of comics where
the red pigment was their own blood. It's very
hard to come by. I feel like I heard about that.
Should I call it Sneakers or something? Gene
Simmons. Gene Simmons, the only artist who's
ever like, hey, do you want to get a Kiss branded
coffin? Come and have a look. Like, wow, Gene.
You'll sell anything. Put them in A tier. Yeah,
they're really cool. Aztec lizards riding dinosaurs.
You've sold the army. I love their lore too.
What if we did exodites properly? Should we put
them in mid, or are they kind of bad? They're
good. We're getting progressively higher! Super
S tier. I can live with that. If he hits another
octave. The most backed faction of the last decade.
They're basic and they have a decent model range.
I think they're really easy to get into. Do not
put them in D tier. They're really easy to get
into. They're really easy to get into. Their
eyes are so close together and yet you still
can't even see a good arm. I'm just saying, if
even GW were like, hey, do you like this mini?
Within a year, we're going to make it non -playable
because they don't have rule sets that make it
work. I'm going to say it. Votan dismemberment
was an inside job. They are intentionally trying
to make this faction hard to play because they're
like, oh, we're not selling enough. Let's make
them obtuse. This is Schrodinger's faction. This
is kind of a faction. It's a waste of lore. waste
of resources. They should be immediately annihilated.
There should be ten more Ahriman books. That's
what they should be doing. We need another Ahriman.
I hate Ahriman. My toys aren't being updated.
I'm Anki. I am Anki! All I know about the Votan
is they have really cool lore. But I don't know
how they're on the table. That's crazy. That's
crazy. That's crazy. They're like super hyper
-capitalist, eat your planet because they want
it fun. Yeah, that's Pete Grimdark, right? No.
It's not expanded upon, but it's cool. Yeah.
Yeah. There's a line. They're cool for five minutes
and you're done reading their lore. There's a
line. Core thing? AI thing? Yeah. Gerium should
absolutely annihilate them for, but they're too
stupid to do it? AI dwarf ancestor gods. Yes!
Exactly. It should be actually expounded on,
but what they have is cool. 100%. I have not
read the High Calls. They should be at least
B, because all you need to get into them is having
played Deep Rock Galactic. Do you like Dwarf?
I've lost respect. These are pretty hard to get
into. They're expensive, because you have to
buy all the characters, and every character is
$50. And that's coming from a number one fan.
They are my favorite army, but GW ruins them,
so I don't play them anymore. They went from
a high IQ, really hard to play army, to throw
bodies at the problem until you were done. And
now it's really lame. They were the only army
that actually made positioning in the game matter,
and flanking and stuff matter. But then GW decided
that they hate strategic gameplay. And so they
got rid of it. So, I don't know. They have very
little books. They're just a bad guy, usually.
I think C tier is... Their models sure are freaking
cool, though. good decisions at Games Workshop
are moving over to fantasy. We only have one
book? That's it? They have one main book around
them. I love that, too. I didn't realize that
was the only book. They have other books, technically,
but they're just the bad guys in all the other
books. They're the antagonists, so you can't
say they're bad books. There's a Caiaphas Kane
book about them, but it's not about them. And
the problem with Tyranids slash Genestealers
Genestealers, you could do a story, but like,
Tyranids, you're going to do like a novel about
old One -Eye? Are you? Orcs have sentience. They
are like personalities. You can't do one about
a Norn Queen. It won't work. They do it from
the perspective of someone that survived it or
is currently fighting them. Which is the niche
of Genestealers, but they just... No, they're
destined to be eaten. If they win, they get eaten,
we get no more books. Not every time, technically.
Alright, actually... Actually... Actually, there
has been sightings of geese that are caught flying
once they turn into mileships. Alright, alright.
Let them have a Necromunda book. Vampires. Rude.
Vampires. That's the Soulbite Gravelords. I would
say low A, because again, the buried entry is
zombies and vampires. You do not need much investment
to figure out if you're going to like them. Plus
their models have largely been updated from fantasy
and they're all cool and new. All new stuff as
well. Really freaking cool models. To be fair,
there's not that much lore on them. Well, there's
a new book, to be fair, but I think they don't
have much more than that. But it's accessible
because there's not like a ton of backlog, you
know what I mean? Yeah. even with like a lot
of the 40k stuff i'm sure like there's there's
a reason why like we have to have like podcasts
and lore channels because it's just like jesus
christ it's a massive barrier of entry in terms
of things whereas like flesh is of course it's
like oh you can actually get quite a lot from
their codex things or you know there's the one
or few novels where it's like okay you know i've
done it perfect and they look sexy as hell my
undead boy uh what's the next one there andy
all i want to say is i'm very ignorant of the
cafe law and the miniatures in general it's sexy
to be fair as a beginner this is probably the
easiest fantasy army to get into now because
it's brand new yeah they were they were the highlight
of coming out warhammer 3 they it's again it
follows like the human warhammer fantasy formula
of real life civilization in fantasy world so
it's do you have a passing interest in ancient
china there you go I would not say S tier. I
don't think I can say S tier, because the army
isn't out yet. Fine, A tier, then top of A. I'd
say mid -A, honestly. It'll be easy to get into
them, because they'll be everywhere. It's the
new thing. Should we put it, like, here? So they're
better than definitely, we already have these
that we control. The other were a couple of specialists.
Necromunda, you need, like, 50 books to play.
But apparently it's really fun. No, I'll put
it in C tier. The biggest problem with Necromunda
is finding another human being to play Necromunda.
Necromunda sounds like... It's like, listen,
it's really hard to get into, but once you do,
it's really fun. Yep. It's not legal, but you'll
enjoy it. Paranautica Imperialis has the same
issue, but even less people play it. It's dead.
It's gone. It's dead. It's out of production
now, I think. Imperialis? What even is that?
It's an airplane game. Ace Combat 40k. Cool.
There's a Star Wars version, isn't there, of
playing X -Wing and TIE Fighters. That one's
a lot bigger than Imperialis. It is called X
-Wing. Wow. I really want to play Battlefleet
Gothic. Speaking of, out of production. It was
cool. Blood Bowl S tier? That has to be S. It's
a standalone game and people like it. It's not
even football. Remember, it's not football. It's
football. You have to say it like that because
there's a distinction between the two. Football.
You say it's not football, yet it's curious that
there is no soccer games workshop game. I'm just
saying. curious football and football this is
football and that's fine it is what it is i'm
just saying i mean you know what is what is it
i'm just saying if we get like a blood bowl skin
in fifa i'm sure it would sell but then like
there'd be a bajillion fifa players going what's
a what's a warhammer i don't know i'm just saying
59 super bowls 59 us wins Yeah, that's easy.
Did you guys call it the World Championship or
something? No, that's the Super Championship
of America. From the East Coast to the West Coast
of the US, the World Championship. The World
Championship. Hell yeah, brother! Oh, yeah. I
fucking already hear the... You know, like from...
What was it? Vietnam War film. It's like a...
Oh, Ride of the Valkyries? Yeah. Adeptus Titanicus?
Put that in D tier again? Find me another human
being playing it. Yeah, it probably deserves
C tier because it's new -ish. We know you want
to play as Titans, but they're too big. I just
saw... You don't want to spend... You want to
spend $8 million on an army? I went to Warhammer
World and saw the teeny... bitty white scars.
And I was like, oh, they look so stupid. They're
so tiny. They've got little faces. I was like,
how am I going to paint this? Blob, blob, blob.
I imagine that's our next one. Warcry. Warcry
and Kill Team. This is designed to be the accessible
game. I've heard it's really good. This is Kill
Team, but for fantasy. I think this one probably
goes pretty high in A. Because it's just one
unit. It's just one group. of unique models and
they come with all the rules with them. In terms
of accessibility, it's obviously not an army.
What more do you need? I do know people who play
the Epic game, whatever it's called now. I think
it is just like Titanicus or something. I do
know people who play it. And I would love to
play it. if it weren't just Horus Heresy. I want
all the old epic armies that they had. I don't
want to play freaking Space Marines. GW is trying
to take Warcry out back. People do play it, but
for some reason, GW has endless hate for Age
of Sigmar specialist games. I don't know why.
it's just like they're according of doing like
the the infamous diablo things like don't you
guys have phones and i was like no i want to
play big armies i'll play big armies of bajillion
units oh yeah i think kill team yeah i enjoyed
kill team i played it once was that then twice
good we have a more time than lizardman oh yeah
lizardman because i i just put it next to kill
war cry Whatever. They're functionally the same
thing. Out of production. Not the exact, but
out of production. That is such a shame. You
can play the Steam game. You can play the Steam
game, and you can find rules online, but if nothing
officially, it has been erased from history.
It's the most fun game Games Workshop has ever
put out, and then they shot it with fantasy.
I think before fantasy was end times, they got
rid of it. I think Elizabeth got Bambi. It's
like, are you having fun with this thing? Are
we making money off of it? What a dumb idea.
What were you thinking? GW has endless hate for
their fan bases. Lizardmen can probably go next
to Lizardmen. No, they're out of production.
They're out of production. Legacy army for you,
Bozo. They'll come back! They'll come back! I
guess that's us then. And that was that. Very
nice. We did, in fact, do a sensible tier list
and then a feat tier list. No, you reversed what
we started with. That being said, though, are
there any more donations just to finish it off?
We do have a few. We have a few. First one from
Michael Petlik for $5. I like Tao. in large part
because it triggers those kind of Black Templars
fans. If you want to meet the most annoying Tau
and Imperium fans, just bring up the Damocles
Crusade. It's like a mock to a fire. Well, actually,
we did really good, and actually we won that.
Everyone says that. Everyone actually won the
Damocles Crusade. White scars involved, therefore
Imperium wins. And therefore the white scars...
yeah i'll keep i'll keep going i've done the
last two crush my skull with your thighs little
hesper x this is my last super chat my head is
now pulled thank you thank you her onzo we're
the five dollar ai koala pfp no no lube no protection
all night from the kitchen to the bath to the
dining table vertically horizontally quadratic
morathi can top me colon I know what I'm about.
I know who I am. I think there's one last one
there. Blake Rush, five Canadian. Do you think
any of you guys could create a canon story slash
novel for Black Library? And if so, what would
it be about? Hell canon, obviously. We cannot
reveal how. i do have a i've been making up i
i hope to do that one day eventually just uh
transit oh in the future transition from uh the
youtube side of it to the creation side i don't
want to tell anyone my stories because like my
ideas because i wonder if they'll like um be
nicked essentially so i don't want it yeah you
gotta keep a lot of them oh i would like to have
a phoenix lord fight a prime work and make an
actually good eldar book good luck Because the
Phoenix Lords are Primarch tier. It's true. GW
just hates the Eldar. I think I would say, though,
Ironhands something. Because Ironhands need some
more lore. I had a discussion with Dredan on
I want to write a Beastmen book. About an Imperial
Ecclesiarchy squad of Beastmen who are drafted
by the Ecclesiarchy. And we discussed it. But
it was good fun. Colin, what do you want to write?
I said, God bless you for doing that, Andy. Someone
has to be in their corner. Well, again, we had
a discussion and I thought it'd be a really fun
idea. We detailed it on the episode we did on
the second channel, but it was like, I want to
do a Beastman episode. Why not? For the goat
emperor. Beastman would be a good Gene Stiller
cult dynamic where they put all this effort in
and you create this whole story and then they
just lose. But it could still be a good story.
I know what the free arc structure would be,
and I know what it would be about. I just have
to go and write it. We'll see. I like the idea
of a slight inverse of Caiaphas Kane, where he's
a Tzeentch cultist, but he keeps failing. Wait,
you're just trying to do your equivalent of Banquo.
You've written Banquo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But
he fails successfully. This one is like, it is
always going wrong. I want a... I want a Jojo
-style manga about Thanquil. Convert a Godric
and Felix novel to a manga and make it like Jojo.
Complete nonsense. I think you're the first person
to ever say that sentence. And I'm glad I did.
Do you think they could be like... They did an
animation for... some of the warhammer stuff
though do you think they could you get studio
trigger on that i mean i think they did like
the actual like yeah the anime they did a thing
of um you know those episodes of star wars but
they gave it to like different companies yeah
like those ones yeah um or halo halo yeah halo
legends they're cool they did like a warhammer
version where it's like it's just japanese interpretations
from studios of like warhammer um things i mean
because obviously they did a secret level and
that was cool to see so if there's more stuff
like that uh but then it gets stuck on warhammer
plus and um have you this is the big question
yeah have you have you ever logged into warhammer
plus nope i never even gave it a single solitary
thought very good fair enough uh poor gw out
there too they made they managed to make it success
by talking it is the app now it is in fact tied
into the app therefore it is it is successful
because if and to be fair their vault is very
useful if you're a law youtuber because you can
get all the all the white dwarf issues all the
not the codexes but a lot of like old war like
what was in fenris i was just there like this
is really good i just wish they put the codexes
on there as well because it should be there Put
the codexes on, Warhammer Vault. It makes sense.
CTFS, it's my beloved. That being said, everyone,
a big thank you to DK for joining us for the
feed. We hope you had a good time. If you want
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Yeah, this is a mean one. Rain howling. You know
what's funny? You guys could all have said no.
I made another one! The second one I made! I'm
very sure. I did not strong -arm people. I suggested
it and people went... Ugh, what a weird idea.
All I heard was Hal is strong -arming us into
this, he's forcing it on us. I had this idea,
and here's the thumbnail, and here's the ideas.
Oh, okay. Wow. The plausible deniability is strong.
The gaslighting from law crimes is strong. I
make my bed and lay in it, you make your bed
and you're trying to make me lay in it. Yeah,
but apparently the feet stick out the end of
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Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. My
most important of questions. I need to keep remembering
this. DK. Yeah. This will determine how the attitude
I leave this call with. Bertone is awful. Alright,
well you're saving it, your brownie points, but
no. It's not Warhammer related. Oh. What's your
favorite Zombies map? Call of Duty. I've never
played a Call of Duty game in my life. Oh, well
it was lovely to have you, VK. Cheers, man. Appreciate
it. Crazy. One day we will have a real Call of
Zombies player. Defeat. That was the tier list.
Thank you, everyone, for listening, watching
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