WEBVTT 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:12.699 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, it's Law Crimes. 00:00:14.380 --> 00:00:21.019 How's it going? The brethren are all gathered. 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:24.879 It's been a few weeks, hasn't it, since all four 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:29.280 of us have been in the same video call. In real 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:33.259 life, not so much. Would anyone like to introduce 00:00:33.259 --> 00:00:36.079 today's episode, though? Because this one is 00:00:36.079 --> 00:00:38.799 probably quite relevant for what will be the 00:00:38.799 --> 00:00:41.979 upcoming... future of Warhammer 40k for the next 00:00:41.979 --> 00:00:44.579 at least two or three years. We're doing the 00:00:44.579 --> 00:00:48.399 biggest goat of the best chapter, right? The 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:54.270 boy himself. Go around the block, though. Should 00:00:54.270 --> 00:00:56.609 we ask people in the group how they feel about 00:00:56.609 --> 00:00:58.130 Space Wolves? Colin, I feel like you have some 00:00:58.130 --> 00:01:00.609 good opinions. Oh, yeah, I love them. I love 00:01:00.609 --> 00:01:03.369 how they get to get away with whatever they want, 00:01:03.509 --> 00:01:05.489 and then the authors pretend that, no, no, they 00:01:05.489 --> 00:01:08.790 totally didn't. Look, this barren moon got exterminatist. 00:01:08.890 --> 00:01:12.150 Oh, the consequences are sure coming. Oh, man. 00:01:12.829 --> 00:01:14.969 That being said, I would be a Space Wolf if I 00:01:14.969 --> 00:01:18.260 could, because they have booze. They do have 00:01:18.260 --> 00:01:21.659 really good food. They actually eat proper food. 00:01:21.980 --> 00:01:24.760 They're probably some of the only Marines eating 00:01:24.760 --> 00:01:29.439 quality meals and not Nutri -Slop. They feast. 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:32.019 They properly feast. To be fair, the Blood Angels 00:01:32.019 --> 00:01:35.439 do feed on other people, so there's a bit of 00:01:35.439 --> 00:01:43.459 variety. Sure. I will give you that. It's definitely 00:01:43.459 --> 00:01:47.780 different. Humans. Andy. How do you feel about 00:01:47.780 --> 00:01:50.379 Space Wolves? You know a little bit about Ragnar 00:01:50.379 --> 00:01:53.359 because you've done your own previous videos 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:56.400 as well as read all six books like I have as 00:01:56.400 --> 00:02:00.420 well. I read all six books in a three -day span. 00:02:00.579 --> 00:02:03.700 It was a lot. But yeah, I do like the Space Wolves. 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:05.000 There's some really cool characters that people 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:07.659 don't know about. They have kind of cliche ones 00:02:07.659 --> 00:02:09.419 like, this guy was raised by wolves. I was like, 00:02:09.500 --> 00:02:13.300 was he now? What other crazy ideas have you got? 00:02:13.419 --> 00:02:17.240 Oh, this guy's called something wolf. ah whatever 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:20.259 ideas have you got not many so yeah they're kind 00:02:20.259 --> 00:02:22.719 of fun they ride on wolves they drink beer lucas 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:25.659 the trickster is fun to set up we will have a 00:02:25.659 --> 00:02:28.360 proper complaint about that later on in this 00:02:28.360 --> 00:02:31.379 episode there's a particular the particular scene 00:02:31.379 --> 00:02:34.139 that really makes me want to smack my head and 00:02:34.139 --> 00:02:36.860 you know like literally wants to blow my own 00:02:36.860 --> 00:02:40.780 brains out how crazy it is and dumb eli how do 00:02:40.780 --> 00:02:43.539 you feel about space wolves my brother i'm just 00:02:43.539 --> 00:02:45.930 gonna say it I'm coming out. I'm coming out. 00:02:45.949 --> 00:02:48.069 Space Wolves are my favorite Space Marine chapter. 00:02:48.550 --> 00:02:52.430 It's official. I'm not ashamed. I'm not ashamed. 00:02:52.810 --> 00:02:54.810 I know who I am. I'm proud of who I am. He's 00:02:54.810 --> 00:02:59.150 all of a sudden a born -again Space Wolf fan. 00:02:59.550 --> 00:03:04.330 Crazy. Times were really tough in 8th and 9th 00:03:04.330 --> 00:03:07.530 and 10th edition when Space Wolves were just 00:03:07.530 --> 00:03:10.009 primary Space Marines with the name Wolf on them. 00:03:10.889 --> 00:03:13.389 But we're coming back, baby. We're coming back. 00:03:13.550 --> 00:03:16.310 Space Wolves have cool lore. They're probably 00:03:16.310 --> 00:03:19.990 the most seething and rage -inducing chapter 00:03:19.990 --> 00:03:23.069 in the whole community. It's really funny to 00:03:23.069 --> 00:03:24.969 watch people be angry about how much they win. 00:03:25.270 --> 00:03:28.330 It's like Ultramarines, except more funny. Yeah, 00:03:28.330 --> 00:03:32.289 but the Ultramarines are cool when they do it. 00:03:32.370 --> 00:03:36.090 It's different. Space Wolves have cool characters. 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:38.860 They had cool models and now they have cool models 00:03:38.860 --> 00:03:41.879 again. They absolutely mogged the Blood Angels 00:03:41.879 --> 00:03:46.240 chapter. Sorry, Blood Angels bros. This is what 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:50.819 a real Space Marine looks like, baby. They're 00:03:50.819 --> 00:03:56.680 ludicrously OP in the lore just because, similar 00:03:56.680 --> 00:03:59.479 to the Ultramarines. It's funny when they do 00:03:59.479 --> 00:04:01.919 things like one -shot Grey Knights and whatnot. 00:04:02.699 --> 00:04:04.539 And like Colin said, they kind of just get away 00:04:04.539 --> 00:04:08.949 with everything. and it's funny well uh i'm hoping 00:04:08.949 --> 00:04:12.650 there's one thing okay go ahead if there's one 00:04:12.650 --> 00:04:14.969 thing speaking of we can all agree on it's that 00:04:14.969 --> 00:04:17.649 grey knights players are on suicide watch right 00:04:17.649 --> 00:04:23.769 now yeah yes we are hello oh i literally don't 00:04:23.769 --> 00:04:26.550 play them now because it's painful i just i was 00:04:26.550 --> 00:04:29.209 i play thousand sounds world eaters and grey 00:04:29.209 --> 00:04:32.370 knights this has been a very mixed bag recently 00:04:32.370 --> 00:04:35.959 but enough with that though because We have two 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:38.379 yeas and one nay for Space Wars. I'm hoping to 00:04:38.379 --> 00:04:41.379 change Colin's mind and all the people listening 00:04:41.379 --> 00:04:44.540 who are like, oh, Space Wars are literally ass. 00:04:44.779 --> 00:04:46.100 I can't swear too early in the video, I just 00:04:46.100 --> 00:04:51.639 realized. You know, they are out of all the factions 00:04:51.639 --> 00:04:54.439 I hate, the most I'm likely to change my mind 00:04:54.439 --> 00:04:56.519 on because I've yet to lose against them on the 00:04:56.519 --> 00:05:01.060 tabletop. Or Total Warhammer, as it were. Forgot 00:05:01.060 --> 00:05:05.180 Colm's a petty bitch. Or Magic the Gathering 00:05:05.180 --> 00:05:08.579 and Magnus sending me into a frenzy of rage. 00:05:10.180 --> 00:05:13.779 I make three chaos spawns every time I attack 00:05:13.779 --> 00:05:18.620 and spells are too cheap. When I was in... And 00:05:18.620 --> 00:05:22.879 my controlling player pulled a turn one soul 00:05:22.879 --> 00:05:27.600 ring. Death. Space Wolves were my first Space 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:33.629 Marine army as a kid. I also wrote like 100 pages 00:05:33.629 --> 00:05:37.050 of novel when I was like 14 about a Space Wolf 00:05:37.050 --> 00:05:39.930 guy and a Tau guy. And I was very proud of that 00:05:39.930 --> 00:05:41.990 back in the day. And they were friends. That 00:05:41.990 --> 00:05:45.730 is the spirit of Warhammer. We just don't call 00:05:45.730 --> 00:05:48.389 it fan fiction. We call it sloth. We call it 00:05:48.389 --> 00:05:51.279 homebrew. One must love Space Wolves, or they 00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:53.180 are forced to watch their first video again, 00:05:53.259 --> 00:05:55.420 by the way, at the end of this episode. Their 00:05:55.420 --> 00:05:57.579 first video on stream, which is the ultimate 00:05:57.579 --> 00:06:01.879 punishment. I don't think I'd leave. I'm fighting 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:05.399 my father's firearm and shooting myself. 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So if you came here 00:07:11.379 --> 00:07:15.199 expecting, you know, all, you know, big action 00:07:15.199 --> 00:07:17.180 like Baltimore and stuff like that, you're not 00:07:17.180 --> 00:07:19.399 having that for a while. You've got to sit your 00:07:19.399 --> 00:07:21.079 ass down and wait. So for all the people who 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:24.199 like Warhammer fantasy, this is where Mr. The 00:07:24.199 --> 00:07:26.720 God himself, Mr. William King, who wrote Godric 00:07:26.720 --> 00:07:29.040 and Felix, he was over here cooking as well. 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:32.019 He was like, I don't like 40K. I need more fantasy 00:07:32.019 --> 00:07:35.939 in my 40K. So we're going to begin this journey. 00:07:36.699 --> 00:07:39.660 on the beautiful world i say beautiful uh this 00:07:39.660 --> 00:07:44.420 is the world called fenris now i wouldn't say 00:07:44.420 --> 00:07:47.980 it's like bad like something like birmingham 00:07:47.980 --> 00:07:50.459 or chicago bad this is a different kind of bad 00:07:50.459 --> 00:07:52.319 i don't know if people you know maybe if anyone 00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:54.600 another one of boys wants to kind of give a slight 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:57.699 explanation of what fenris is kind of like because 00:07:57.699 --> 00:08:00.279 uh it might be better from someone else it's 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:03.019 a death world it's in the title it's a death 00:08:03.019 --> 00:08:07.899 world it sucks summer paradise Would you describe 00:08:07.899 --> 00:08:11.459 it as discount Norse mythology, Colin, for Fenris? 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:14.500 It's basically copy and paste homework again. 00:08:14.860 --> 00:08:18.560 Not the worst description, but I feel like I 00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:20.779 read somewhere that was kind of the point with 00:08:20.779 --> 00:08:24.740 whoever made Fenris back in the Dark Age of Xenology. 00:08:24.899 --> 00:08:30.100 Let's make the Norse theme park. And then everything 00:08:30.100 --> 00:08:32.039 went wrong and all the theme park attractions 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:35.820 went a little bit wild. Turns out that, yeah, 00:08:35.899 --> 00:08:37.919 that and then it cooked for a few thousand years. 00:08:38.100 --> 00:08:42.840 So Fenris itself is a frozen ish like death world. 00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:46.240 It's very much reminiscent of what you kind of 00:08:46.240 --> 00:08:49.379 would imagine imagery of like Norse mythology 00:08:49.379 --> 00:08:53.720 or similar things like that. And we begin our 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:59.080 story. Oh, we lost footage. Oh, no. Oh, no. Also, 00:08:59.460 --> 00:09:05.580 the Kraken might be a tyrant. Crazy. Maybe. There's 00:09:05.580 --> 00:09:09.659 all kinds of fauna, but basically every animal 00:09:09.659 --> 00:09:13.740 on Fenris is dangerous. In the snow, hiding, 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:17.480 there's sea worms and, as you imagine, wolves, 00:09:17.659 --> 00:09:20.720 trolls, all those kinds of gloriously hideous 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:23.120 creatures. Kind of literally like Norsca from 00:09:23.120 --> 00:09:25.960 Warhammer Fantasy for the entire planet, essentially. 00:09:26.259 --> 00:09:29.639 There's no respite. Less chaos, though. Less 00:09:29.639 --> 00:09:33.039 chaos. You say that. There's actually... There 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:36.340 are little creatures walked by chaos, actually, 00:09:36.399 --> 00:09:39.720 on Fenris. There's some. I said less. Not zero. 00:09:40.159 --> 00:09:43.539 Yeah. There's not a warp vortex down on Fenris. 00:09:43.539 --> 00:09:46.039 It's not literally you walk into hell just 100 00:09:46.039 --> 00:09:49.879 meters that way. But our story begins with the 00:09:49.879 --> 00:09:52.799 character who would become, eventually, Ragnar 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:57.200 Blackmane. But this is just a teenage boy named 00:09:57.200 --> 00:10:00.840 Ragnar. And at this point, he's just a normal 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:04.799 tribesman. he's reached his adulthood which i 00:10:04.799 --> 00:10:07.440 guess for them is like 16 they say in the book 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:11.500 35 is considered ancient that's how brutal it 00:10:11.500 --> 00:10:15.820 is basically fenris is stuck in early iron age 00:10:15.820 --> 00:10:18.179 the entire most the people who live there like 00:10:18.179 --> 00:10:21.720 the entire planet and the story begins with ragnar 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:24.080 he's on a ship with his father and many other 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:27.559 members of his tribe and they're transporting 00:10:27.559 --> 00:10:31.539 this very large stranger who because again they 00:10:31.539 --> 00:10:33.679 don't have the knowledge of like there's even 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:36.500 other planets they just call him the wizard or 00:10:36.500 --> 00:10:38.840 like you know they think he's a magic boy uh 00:10:38.840 --> 00:10:40.679 he's obviously quite large he's got you know 00:10:40.679 --> 00:10:44.259 cloaks and hooded up and they this guy says like 00:10:44.259 --> 00:10:46.519 if you take me across the sea to where i'm trying 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:49.440 to go i will give you a gift and then you know 00:10:49.440 --> 00:10:52.360 tries me like yes believe the wizard literally 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:56.440 gandalf's on my bloody doorstep so um it begins 00:10:56.440 --> 00:10:59.440 though when uh the ship because obviously it 00:10:59.440 --> 00:11:02.039 is fenris uh They are in the middle of a raging 00:11:02.039 --> 00:11:03.740 storm, and they are attacked by a sea dragon. 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:07.840 And this straight up just eats people off the 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:11.919 top of the ship. Ragnar is basically like, crap, 00:11:11.980 --> 00:11:15.200 I'm going to die. Again, he's just a boy at this 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:17.960 point, so he's pretty much deaf. He's not nowhere 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:19.860 starting. He doesn't feel fear. He feels fear. 00:11:20.279 --> 00:11:23.340 And he manages to break out of it a little bit, 00:11:23.360 --> 00:11:25.600 and he throws his spear into one of the dragon's 00:11:25.600 --> 00:11:30.929 eyes. That didn't really stop it, though. The 00:11:30.929 --> 00:11:33.110 stranger who's standing at the back of the ship 00:11:33.110 --> 00:11:34.929 is just laughing his head off because he thinks 00:11:34.929 --> 00:11:37.669 the whole thing is funny. Yeah, he takes out 00:11:37.669 --> 00:11:42.070 this magical device that spits fire and the sea 00:11:42.070 --> 00:11:45.570 dragon basically goes down. Ragnar's like almost 00:11:45.570 --> 00:11:49.149 falls off the ship. The stranger grabs him. Ragnar 00:11:49.149 --> 00:11:51.269 sees that his eyes are a little bit kind of yellowy 00:11:51.269 --> 00:11:55.809 and he has long fangs and he's huge. Obviously, 00:11:55.870 --> 00:11:58.950 we can maybe kind of guess where this man belongs 00:11:58.950 --> 00:12:02.850 to. they pass through the storm and then they 00:12:02.850 --> 00:12:06.190 arrive on this island and they see like men who 00:12:06.190 --> 00:12:09.129 are in robes, they have like dark skin and they 00:12:09.129 --> 00:12:12.710 come up with their own ship and Ragnar, they're 00:12:12.710 --> 00:12:14.970 kind of known as the guys who like, they don't 00:12:14.970 --> 00:12:17.309 know what they are called. For the people who 00:12:17.309 --> 00:12:18.690 are listening, they are basically Mechanicus. 00:12:18.870 --> 00:12:22.879 They are like tech priests. In Fenris, they're 00:12:22.879 --> 00:12:24.759 just known as the guys you just don't fuck with. 00:12:25.059 --> 00:12:29.360 Because they have metal towers. And Ragnar, for 00:12:29.360 --> 00:12:33.159 the first time, it looks like a very tiny mine. 00:12:33.320 --> 00:12:37.019 And it blows his mind that there's a building 00:12:37.019 --> 00:12:40.659 made of stone. It blows his mind that people 00:12:40.659 --> 00:12:44.639 are like, he used stone? And then they see that 00:12:44.639 --> 00:12:47.419 they have metal, too. He's like, that's the biggest 00:12:47.419 --> 00:12:49.519 amount of metal I've ever seen in my entire life. 00:12:50.139 --> 00:12:55.299 Nuts. Brutal. Absolutely crazy to him. Ragnar 00:12:55.299 --> 00:12:57.240 Bench did a gold on the island. Almost as crazy 00:12:57.240 --> 00:13:00.440 as the five consecutive failed dodges I just 00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:03.059 watched in the gameplay right now. Thank you. 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:05.580 I was trying to remember how to play the damn 00:13:05.580 --> 00:13:08.620 game as well. Yeah, this is Hal's gameplay. I 00:13:08.620 --> 00:13:11.139 was warming up. I was rusty. I was rusty. Oh, 00:13:11.139 --> 00:13:13.399 yeah, yeah. Warming up. Appreciate it, brothers. 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:17.460 Thank you for talking to me in my bloody gameplay. 00:13:18.379 --> 00:13:23.799 Just pointed it out. Ragnar goes onto the island 00:13:23.799 --> 00:13:26.700 and they get gifted some iron bars, which is 00:13:26.700 --> 00:13:29.580 basically the most amount of iron he's ever seen. 00:13:29.600 --> 00:13:35.379 He's gifted to his father and their tribe. Ragnar 00:13:35.379 --> 00:13:38.360 speaks to the wizard stranger. He's a strange 00:13:38.360 --> 00:13:42.340 voice. He's very powerful and intimidating, but 00:13:42.340 --> 00:13:45.879 Ragnar seems to actually be curious. He wants 00:13:45.879 --> 00:13:48.990 to know more. And Ragnar says, hopefully I'll 00:13:48.990 --> 00:13:51.409 meet you again someday. And the guy tells him, 00:13:51.470 --> 00:13:54.289 you really hope not, because the only time I'll 00:13:54.289 --> 00:13:56.330 ever see you again is on the day of your doom. 00:13:56.929 --> 00:14:00.049 And Ragnar's like, okay. He's like, oh, thanks. 00:14:00.730 --> 00:14:03.509 Yeah, appreciate it. He's like, that's kind of 00:14:03.509 --> 00:14:07.250 weird. The tribe starts sailing back to their 00:14:07.250 --> 00:14:09.950 home base, where they live in these ones specifically. 00:14:10.110 --> 00:14:13.409 They are called the Thunderfists, and they live 00:14:13.409 --> 00:14:16.629 in an area where they are essentially... They 00:14:16.629 --> 00:14:18.909 are even like an archipelago of islands. And 00:14:18.909 --> 00:14:21.590 so they are often on their ships. They do raiding 00:14:21.590 --> 00:14:26.450 and fishing, all that kind of stuff. And the 00:14:26.450 --> 00:14:28.289 funny part, like when they're heading back, they 00:14:28.289 --> 00:14:32.070 hear like a rumbling sound in the air. And all 00:14:32.070 --> 00:14:34.389 the tribesmen, even like the fully grown men, 00:14:34.470 --> 00:14:36.929 just like shit themselves. And then they see 00:14:36.929 --> 00:14:39.350 like a bird of metal flying overhead. And they're 00:14:39.350 --> 00:14:42.830 like, what the hell is that thing? You know, 00:14:42.850 --> 00:14:44.830 like fire is coming from the metal bird. This 00:14:44.830 --> 00:14:48.379 is crazy. um but ragnar you know he's like no 00:14:48.379 --> 00:14:50.980 he thinks it was probably related to uh the the 00:14:50.980 --> 00:14:54.919 priest or the the wizard whose name was rannik 00:14:54.919 --> 00:14:59.740 who goes by rannik uh slight thing problem with 00:14:59.740 --> 00:15:03.980 being on fenris uh fenris is not safe ever uh 00:15:03.980 --> 00:15:07.360 there is all kinds of creatures but the worst 00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:11.470 thing on fenris is other fenrisians As you can 00:15:11.470 --> 00:15:14.590 probably guess, there's a brutal tribalistic 00:15:14.590 --> 00:15:18.110 war that continues over the entire planet, basically 00:15:18.110 --> 00:15:20.990 at all times. And the Thunderfists in their history 00:15:20.990 --> 00:15:25.549 had taken this like bounteous archipelago and 00:15:25.549 --> 00:15:28.549 they had taken it from a tribe called the Grimskulls. 00:15:28.789 --> 00:15:32.789 And we cut to a scene where essentially the Grimskulls 00:15:32.789 --> 00:15:36.909 are planning to attack the Thunderfists at the 00:15:36.909 --> 00:15:38.789 time when they're having this massive festival. 00:15:39.610 --> 00:15:44.889 Ragnar, he's a bloke. He's a man now. He's got 00:15:44.889 --> 00:15:48.669 a girlfriend. He does. He's pretty big up there 00:15:48.669 --> 00:15:51.409 because he threw a spear into the Sea Dragon's 00:15:51.409 --> 00:15:54.049 eye so his name will be added to the sagas and 00:15:54.049 --> 00:15:56.110 he's like, man, I'm going to be immortal. He 00:15:56.110 --> 00:16:02.649 loses. There's this woman who's a girl who's 00:16:02.649 --> 00:16:05.250 named Anna who's like his childhood friend who... 00:16:05.950 --> 00:16:08.850 Essentially, is I fucking him? Like, the entire 00:16:08.850 --> 00:16:11.450 festival? Because he's now been like, you know, 00:16:11.450 --> 00:16:14.110 this is the guy now. This is Ragnar. Literally, 00:16:14.149 --> 00:16:16.570 like, airing over the... Imagine this is a tanker. 00:16:17.230 --> 00:16:22.690 Kind of like... Oh, I see. Ragnar, he's into 00:16:22.690 --> 00:16:26.129 it. He's like, yeah. Like, I love that girl. 00:16:26.549 --> 00:16:29.450 I'm into it. The whole Thunderfists are preparing 00:16:29.450 --> 00:16:32.590 for a festival. To note, most of... Fenris, where 00:16:32.590 --> 00:16:35.090 they live, there's earthquakes and stuff. So 00:16:35.090 --> 00:16:37.330 similar to Japan, they don't build out of stone. 00:16:37.450 --> 00:16:40.210 They often build out of dragon bone and leathers 00:16:40.210 --> 00:16:43.590 and stuff. Having the iron they got from the 00:16:43.590 --> 00:16:47.649 Mechanicus elements is considered a huge amount 00:16:47.649 --> 00:16:50.309 of iron. And they can make spears and stuff. 00:16:50.549 --> 00:16:55.169 Steel? Haven't heard of it. Iron's the best they 00:16:55.169 --> 00:16:58.870 got. And Ragnar's like, oh, I love this girl. 00:16:59.870 --> 00:17:02.710 I can have a wife now. Maybe I'll get to the 00:17:02.710 --> 00:17:07.109 old age of 30 or something. God, me now. And 00:17:07.109 --> 00:17:11.470 they begin this festival, their scolds are talking, 00:17:11.849 --> 00:17:15.329 everyone's getting drunk. The problem is, though, 00:17:15.509 --> 00:17:19.250 it's like the Thunderfists, they've become milk 00:17:19.250 --> 00:17:21.710 drinkers now. They've become a bit weak. They've 00:17:21.710 --> 00:17:25.210 lived in the good lands for a long time, and 00:17:25.210 --> 00:17:28.119 they don't realise that the... Grimmskulls are 00:17:28.119 --> 00:17:31.660 planning to essentially attack. The festival 00:17:31.660 --> 00:17:34.740 is popping off. That was the Space Wolves champion. 00:17:35.599 --> 00:17:42.839 The Grimmskulls infiltrating slowly around the 00:17:42.839 --> 00:17:45.460 camp as the festival is going off. Ragnar and 00:17:45.460 --> 00:17:49.420 Anna disappear into a tent. things happen off 00:17:49.420 --> 00:17:52.200 screen fade to black my boy they have you know 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:54.519 they have actual you know if you know if he lives 00:17:54.519 --> 00:17:56.779 actual space marine who's been with a woman crazy 00:17:56.779 --> 00:18:00.440 uh kissy kissy he you know he's like couldn't 00:18:00.440 --> 00:18:06.400 be all of them the space wolves are like particularly 00:18:06.400 --> 00:18:08.900 one of the chapters who tend to have like actual 00:18:08.900 --> 00:18:11.900 lives like even um yeah what's his name uh big 00:18:11.900 --> 00:18:15.700 four fella um ayak ayak rock fist he had like 00:18:15.700 --> 00:18:24.490 a wife and kids He was so burly. They're like, 00:18:24.569 --> 00:18:26.450 it doesn't matter. He's an adult. He'll be fine. 00:18:27.450 --> 00:18:31.210 So the festival's going on. Everyone's drunk. 00:18:31.769 --> 00:18:34.089 Ragnar's like, I'm going to be crazy. My dad's 00:18:34.089 --> 00:18:36.349 chief. I love my dad. I'll be chief one day. 00:18:36.690 --> 00:18:39.730 I've got a wife. It's going to be amazing. He 00:18:39.730 --> 00:18:41.589 literally says, this is the best day of my life 00:18:41.589 --> 00:18:48.109 ever. I'm having an amazing time. Then the Grimmskulls 00:18:48.109 --> 00:18:51.170 attack. And there's one in particular called 00:18:51.170 --> 00:18:54.549 Strybjorn, who is essentially the same age as 00:18:54.549 --> 00:18:57.069 Ragnar. He's another youth. But, you know, the 00:18:57.069 --> 00:18:59.670 Grimmskulls have been roaming in like the crappy 00:18:59.670 --> 00:19:01.730 lands forever. And they come back for revenge 00:19:01.730 --> 00:19:05.170 like 20 years on, which they say is ancient because 00:19:05.170 --> 00:19:09.069 of an ancient beef. And Strybjorn is like, I'm 00:19:09.069 --> 00:19:10.990 here to kill. You know, I'm ready to kill these 00:19:10.990 --> 00:19:14.619 weak Thunderfists. They charge in. they start 00:19:14.619 --> 00:19:17.559 killing people. It's pretty common in Fenris 00:19:17.559 --> 00:19:19.480 that when a tribe, you know, they kill the men, 00:19:19.539 --> 00:19:22.000 they take the women and the children, then they 00:19:22.000 --> 00:19:24.140 basically incorporate them in. Happens all the 00:19:24.140 --> 00:19:26.960 time. And now it's like real history. It's going 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:29.859 to happen to the Thunderfists. Ragnar runs out, 00:19:29.880 --> 00:19:32.799 all the Thunderfists run out, and they know they're 00:19:32.799 --> 00:19:37.960 not going to win. But, you know, you fight dying 00:19:37.960 --> 00:19:41.019 for, you know, the Allfather and Mr. Russ himself, 00:19:41.359 --> 00:19:46.059 the God Russ. They, the battle's pretty fierce. 00:19:46.140 --> 00:19:50.200 Ragnar is no slouch. He takes out a few and then 00:19:50.200 --> 00:19:53.019 something descends on from the sky and there's 00:19:53.019 --> 00:19:57.039 a giant like slams down and it's the wolf priest. 00:19:57.220 --> 00:20:00.480 It's Rannik, the one who Ragnar has seen before. 00:20:00.579 --> 00:20:03.799 And he realizes this is the day of his doom. 00:20:04.099 --> 00:20:08.000 And he realizes like Rannik is just not interfering. 00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:11.019 He's just watching. And it kind of creeps. There's 00:20:11.019 --> 00:20:14.380 a whole bunch of them. yeah the space wolves 00:20:14.380 --> 00:20:16.819 are like just not watching at all he doesn't 00:20:16.819 --> 00:20:18.680 even know what that even a space wolf is at this 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:21.819 point and the thing is there's also like the 00:20:21.819 --> 00:20:23.740 grim skulls have the advantage but as soon as 00:20:23.740 --> 00:20:26.519 they spot the space wolves the two sides part 00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:29.400 and they allow the thunder fist to pick up weapons 00:20:29.400 --> 00:20:31.079 and have like an equal match because they're 00:20:31.079 --> 00:20:34.660 like ah this is a test we have to not strike 00:20:34.660 --> 00:20:36.940 them back we have to fight them head on to prove 00:20:36.940 --> 00:20:40.069 our worth and that's an interesting thing they 00:20:40.069 --> 00:20:42.869 call them the choosers or the fallen as they 00:20:42.869 --> 00:20:45.470 say and they'll go to fight with russ and you 00:20:45.470 --> 00:20:48.990 know the upland or you know the afterlife and 00:20:48.990 --> 00:20:53.390 ragnar's like the two sides basically clash pretty 00:20:53.390 --> 00:20:57.329 heavily ragnar is doing gets injured but he noticed 00:20:57.329 --> 00:20:59.910 at this point like he knows he's gonna die so 00:20:59.910 --> 00:21:02.230 his fear just melts away and he just goes ham 00:21:02.230 --> 00:21:06.009 and he gets a point where like he notices that 00:21:06.009 --> 00:21:09.170 his father's been killed It brings back his emotions. 00:21:09.289 --> 00:21:12.190 He's pretty grief stricken. And, you know, he 00:21:12.190 --> 00:21:16.150 turns to rage. Ragnar and Strybjorn rush at each 00:21:16.150 --> 00:21:18.549 other and they end up killing each other. They 00:21:18.549 --> 00:21:23.829 actually die. Then Ragnar awakens. And that's 00:21:23.829 --> 00:21:25.450 why they're called the choosers of the fallen, 00:21:25.549 --> 00:21:28.950 because the let's say the wizards at this point, 00:21:28.970 --> 00:21:32.710 they. on the edge of death or basically they 00:21:32.710 --> 00:21:35.569 pass into death they take those who prove themselves 00:21:35.569 --> 00:21:38.509 worthy in battle and they bring them back only 00:21:38.509 --> 00:21:43.109 a few usually and ragnar's father would not make 00:21:43.109 --> 00:21:47.210 it nor any really of the other uh member or combatants 00:21:47.210 --> 00:21:51.849 but ragnar and strivion were both saved by rannik 00:21:51.849 --> 00:21:57.579 and Ragnar is gutted. He sees the Thunderfist 00:21:57.579 --> 00:22:01.259 women and children being hauled off in the Grimmskull 00:22:01.259 --> 00:22:04.500 ships because they ran away after the battle 00:22:04.500 --> 00:22:05.920 because they're like, oh, this place is cursed 00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:08.539 now because the bloody Tuners of the Fallen have 00:22:08.539 --> 00:22:10.799 appeared. They're like, yeah, let's get out of 00:22:10.799 --> 00:22:14.160 here, but we're moving. He thinks he sees someone 00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:17.019 waving to him, but everyone thinks he's a ghost 00:22:17.019 --> 00:22:18.319 because he came back from the dead. It's pretty 00:22:18.319 --> 00:22:22.079 crazy. He sees Strybjorn lying on the floor. 00:22:22.559 --> 00:22:25.079 And just tries to murk him. Like, he just straight 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:28.059 up just tries to kill him. When Rannik, like 00:22:28.059 --> 00:22:31.519 an iron glove, just grabs his hand and is like, 00:22:31.619 --> 00:22:36.299 nah. Does the beef not end? And they always say, 00:22:36.359 --> 00:22:39.279 laddie, he's like, look, laddie, you don't fight 00:22:39.279 --> 00:22:40.559 your brothers, he's your brother. And I was like, 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:43.339 ugh, I hate him. Laddie, laddie, laddie, laddie. 00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:45.519 And that's what they say. Yeah, it's pretty, 00:22:45.779 --> 00:22:49.690 Ragnar has a burning hatred for Strybjorn. the 00:22:49.690 --> 00:22:51.509 two of each other have like there's an understanding 00:22:51.509 --> 00:22:54.029 between them both which like they wish to kill 00:22:54.029 --> 00:22:56.329 each other pretty much he killed his dad that's 00:22:56.329 --> 00:22:59.650 pretty bad yeah it's pretty striped one did kill 00:22:59.650 --> 00:23:03.910 his dad um and ragnar and striped gets strapped 00:23:03.910 --> 00:23:07.069 into a thunderhawk at the time or story stormbird 00:23:07.069 --> 00:23:10.150 sorry and they basically they there's the first 00:23:10.150 --> 00:23:12.509 time like they fly ever and they're like what 00:23:12.509 --> 00:23:15.460 the hell is going on like they're like He's freaking 00:23:15.460 --> 00:23:17.920 out that they're flying. And then he realizes 00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:21.480 they've been transported to another site, which 00:23:21.480 --> 00:23:23.420 seems to blow his mind. Other than the fact they 00:23:23.420 --> 00:23:26.240 just got resurrected from the dead. They land 00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:30.759 in a small village called Rusfig. Rusfig is built 00:23:30.759 --> 00:23:35.579 out of wood. And this, once again, is completely 00:23:35.579 --> 00:23:38.599 stunning. It is wood and stone. And he is like, 00:23:38.740 --> 00:23:42.859 this is the biggest thing I've ever seen. Because 00:23:42.859 --> 00:23:45.220 to be fair with Fenris, there's only one place 00:23:45.220 --> 00:23:47.539 on the whole planet called Azaheim where there's 00:23:47.539 --> 00:23:50.140 stable tectonic plates. So every other place 00:23:50.140 --> 00:23:52.359 on the planet's always shifting. So if you try 00:23:52.359 --> 00:23:55.299 to build stuff, a few years after you build it, 00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:59.839 earthquake, gone. So it's like, he's like, well, 00:23:59.900 --> 00:24:02.099 you can like build a house and it doesn't fall 00:24:02.099 --> 00:24:05.289 over. And they're like, yeah. What? That's crazy. 00:24:05.470 --> 00:24:08.630 It always falls over. Not here. Yeah, he's only 00:24:08.630 --> 00:24:11.190 like 16 or 17 years old at this point. So he's 00:24:11.190 --> 00:24:14.210 just like, this is just like, this is below my 00:24:14.210 --> 00:24:17.890 mind that, you know, the wooden hut. The wooden 00:24:17.890 --> 00:24:20.589 hut is crazy. And then Ragnar said, this is cray 00:24:20.589 --> 00:24:24.869 -cray, said Ragnar. He did slay. He's just like 00:24:24.869 --> 00:24:29.049 me. This is where they get paired up with other, 00:24:29.170 --> 00:24:31.970 what they call the chosen. So like the other 00:24:31.970 --> 00:24:34.859 recruits who are similar. similarly chosen from, 00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:37.079 you know, near -death experiences all across 00:24:37.079 --> 00:24:43.140 Fenris. And they meet another, well, wizard called 00:24:43.140 --> 00:24:46.700 Hakon, who, as much as Rannoch is like, you know, 00:24:46.700 --> 00:24:49.799 stoic and wise, Hakon is a ball buster. This 00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:52.099 guy does not care. He's seen a thousand of these 00:24:52.099 --> 00:24:54.079 guys. He's like, he literally says like, you 00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:57.359 are worth nothing, you know, poor scum. I hate 00:24:57.359 --> 00:24:59.460 you. You know, we're just here to see if you're 00:24:59.460 --> 00:25:02.140 strong enough to actually, you know, now you've 00:25:02.140 --> 00:25:03.950 been chosen. We'll see if you're strong enough 00:25:03.950 --> 00:25:06.730 to join Russ and, you know, fight for like the 00:25:06.730 --> 00:25:10.630 true the true warriors of, you know, Mr. Godlyman 00:25:10.630 --> 00:25:12.210 Russ. And then, you know, all of them are pretty 00:25:12.210 --> 00:25:16.970 keen. Ragnar is pretty like all the Thunderfists 00:25:16.970 --> 00:25:19.730 are gone, essentially. So he's pretty he's having 00:25:19.730 --> 00:25:21.670 a difficult time with it, but also the chance 00:25:21.670 --> 00:25:24.309 to essentially, you know, fight for God literally 00:25:24.309 --> 00:25:28.589 beyond death is pretty enticing. So he is definitely 00:25:28.589 --> 00:25:34.829 keen. Stryborn is. The man has, the boy's got 00:25:34.829 --> 00:25:37.710 a chip on his shoulder. He literally says to 00:25:37.710 --> 00:25:41.349 the, to Mr. Ball Buster Hakon, you know, Mr. 00:25:41.430 --> 00:25:43.650 Space Wolf, you know, like, yeah, I'll take you 00:25:43.650 --> 00:25:46.210 on. When the Space Wolf says like, the Space 00:25:46.210 --> 00:25:48.289 Wolf literally yells, anyone you think you can 00:25:48.289 --> 00:25:52.269 take me? He's huge, obviously. He's enormous. 00:25:52.650 --> 00:25:54.430 And Stryber was like, yeah, I could do it, mate. 00:25:55.890 --> 00:25:58.950 He literally, Hakon gets out his chainsword. 00:25:59.289 --> 00:26:02.609 puts it in the snow before Strybjorn and says, 00:26:02.750 --> 00:26:07.730 go ahead, I'll just use my hands. Strybjorn almost 00:26:07.730 --> 00:26:11.349 breaks his neck trying to lift the chainsaw up 00:26:11.349 --> 00:26:14.930 and swing it. Hakon just dips side to side, and 00:26:14.930 --> 00:26:17.650 I think he just headbutts him? Or he knocks him 00:26:17.650 --> 00:26:20.509 down so hard and he says, that's a cool guy, 00:26:20.650 --> 00:26:23.339 because any other guy, that would have... snapped 00:26:23.339 --> 00:26:26.119 his neck off but that guy seems to be alive somehow 00:26:26.119 --> 00:26:28.200 so therefore he might be worthy you have an impressively 00:26:28.200 --> 00:26:32.119 thick skull well done yeah he gets uh it's funny 00:26:32.119 --> 00:26:34.319 because he does he roasts him the entire time 00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:37.079 as well it's like like this guy's an idiot thinking 00:26:37.079 --> 00:26:40.460 he can challenge me uh it did not go well for 00:26:40.460 --> 00:26:44.279 stride beyond but then again after this ragnar 00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:46.930 and lots of the combatants they all pretty much 00:26:46.930 --> 00:26:49.230 are just the same age, they're young aspirants, 00:26:49.410 --> 00:26:53.170 and they're examined for their health. Examined 00:26:53.170 --> 00:26:55.210 for taint as well, and Ragnar doesn't quite know 00:26:55.210 --> 00:26:59.029 what that means yet. Taint examination? Taint 00:26:59.029 --> 00:27:02.549 examination? He says he thinks they're examining 00:27:02.549 --> 00:27:07.430 for things he doesn't know. To any viewer who 00:27:07.430 --> 00:27:09.589 doesn't know where you're tainted, just ask your 00:27:09.589 --> 00:27:11.390 mum, ask your dad. They might be able to help 00:27:11.390 --> 00:27:18.599 you out. Also known as the zipper. Speaking of 00:27:18.599 --> 00:27:22.180 taint, should we mention some donations? Yes, 00:27:22.180 --> 00:27:26.259 please. Do not like the zipper. Not a fan. Not 00:27:26.259 --> 00:27:30.420 a fan of the zipper. First one from DonkeyManUSA. 00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:36.920 We can always rely on you, DonkeyMan. Thank you, 00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:44.509 DonkeyMan. Once again. Smells like Stephen Cooper 00:27:44.509 --> 00:27:46.869 for five bucks. Smells like wet dog in here. 00:27:47.650 --> 00:27:53.910 Thanks, man. Wotan. Wotan. I don't know. Thank 00:27:53.910 --> 00:27:57.210 you for the 50 DKK. Your PFP looks neat. I don't 00:27:57.210 --> 00:27:58.970 know what it is, but it looks cool. Just got 00:27:58.970 --> 00:28:00.690 my first real paycheck in quite a while. Well, 00:28:00.690 --> 00:28:03.269 congrats. And I'm spending some of it on this. 00:28:03.289 --> 00:28:06.230 We appreciate it. How far I've fallen. Danish 00:28:06.230 --> 00:28:10.789 Kroner. Thank you. We never know. We're so ignorant. 00:28:11.619 --> 00:28:15.400 I have heritage there, actually. Stephen Cooper, 00:28:15.579 --> 00:28:18.000 again, think of it, $2. Also, Prosper was a good 00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:21.700 start. Prosper, I think. Wow. Ah, yeah. We should 00:28:21.700 --> 00:28:23.460 finish the job. Angry Homunculus, you've sent 00:28:23.460 --> 00:28:26.819 me videos, bro, and I've watched them. I appreciate 00:28:26.819 --> 00:28:29.119 that. Bro, do not leave it at that. Yeah, that's 00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:30.819 a crazy thing to say online. They're just Will 00:28:30.819 --> 00:28:34.599 Smith edits from... Wait, let me get the message 00:28:34.599 --> 00:28:37.140 in. They're just Will Smith edits for the Fresh 00:28:37.140 --> 00:28:40.920 Prince of Bel -Air, but the edit is just... Come 00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:43.960 on. Read it, read it, read it, read it. Read 00:28:43.960 --> 00:28:45.940 it, read it, read it. Stream late due to Hal 00:28:45.940 --> 00:28:48.619 building a pizza hut in his garage. By the way, 00:28:48.619 --> 00:28:51.059 Colin, have you considered the Moon Empress is 00:28:51.059 --> 00:28:55.160 a rabbit because Chinese mythology pee? Wow. 00:28:55.700 --> 00:28:59.000 Pee. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know what pee 00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:01.779 has to do with anything. That was Eli's dad? 00:29:02.460 --> 00:29:04.680 Dan Mason, not my dad, but thank you for the 00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:08.440 $5. The only thing Space Wolves are good for 00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:11.000 is they let me use the Vengeance for Prospero 00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:16.400 stratagem. Or is it respectable? Still, we still 00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:21.500 won. Well, I know who this is. Colin will wear 00:29:21.500 --> 00:29:24.920 a green hat in four weeks. You're the five heroes. 00:29:25.059 --> 00:29:27.700 I cursed everyone but Colin with forbidden knowledge 00:29:27.700 --> 00:29:30.259 last week. which will confuse at least Colin, 00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:32.720 if not all in the podcast. Happy birthday, Colin. 00:29:32.980 --> 00:29:37.559 Please, I beg of you, it's 1L. It's also not 00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:41.220 his birthday still. This is his 15th birthday 00:29:41.220 --> 00:29:43.200 in the last three months. I think next week has 00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:46.599 to be the green hat, by the way. Yeah. I think 00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:49.339 it was six weeks originally. I don't own a green 00:29:49.339 --> 00:29:52.259 hat. Maybe we'll have it the day you're about 00:29:52.259 --> 00:30:00.109 to. Nimrod the Ape. Canadian. Made it to the 00:30:00.109 --> 00:30:03.150 stream. Woohoo! Glad you enjoyed the art, Colin. 00:30:03.349 --> 00:30:05.410 I'll make sure to follow those voices in my head 00:30:05.410 --> 00:30:08.309 if the urge to draw more art pops up. Please. 00:30:08.769 --> 00:30:15.250 Join the Discord if you want to see Colin pregnant. 00:30:16.509 --> 00:30:19.109 That was a hell of a sentence. Hell of a sentence. 00:30:19.630 --> 00:30:24.390 A bad sentence. Can I just say briefly before 00:30:24.390 --> 00:30:28.319 that, the guy who did draw Colin pregnant, Excellent 00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:33.319 use of free will. The guy? The gaggle of people. 00:30:33.859 --> 00:30:36.539 You're all heroes. Excellent use of free will. 00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:40.559 We really like the art. If we could get actual 00:30:40.559 --> 00:30:44.240 lore crimes related art, it would be really cool, 00:30:44.359 --> 00:30:46.900 but I will take the pregnant Colin art any day. 00:30:47.140 --> 00:30:49.519 We'll make a pregnant Colin mini that you can 00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:55.509 buy. Anyway, Alexander McKay. wolf wolf wolf 00:30:55.509 --> 00:30:57.569 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:30:57.569 --> 00:31:01.130 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:01.130 --> 00:31:01.670 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:01.670 --> 00:31:02.450 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:02.450 --> 00:31:02.450 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:02.450 --> 00:31:02.450 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:02.450 --> 00:31:02.450 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:02.450 --> 00:31:02.529 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:02.529 --> 00:31:02.549 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:02.549 --> 00:31:02.569 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:02.569 --> 00:31:03.029 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.029 --> 00:31:03.029 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.029 --> 00:31:03.089 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.089 --> 00:31:03.150 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.150 --> 00:31:03.150 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.150 --> 00:31:03.150 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.150 --> 00:31:03.150 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.150 --> 00:31:03.170 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.170 --> 00:31:03.190 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.190 --> 00:31:03.190 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:03.190 --> 00:31:06.569 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:06.569 --> 00:31:06.750 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:06.750 --> 00:31:08.930 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:08.930 --> 00:31:10.190 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf 00:31:10.190 --> 00:31:18.769 wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf Like, count, count. 00:31:19.089 --> 00:31:22.609 I was there the day Horace bounced on it crazy 00:31:22.609 --> 00:31:28.849 style. That's not it. Thank you, Sharp. 1074. 00:31:29.390 --> 00:31:34.769 Banana dial. My name is the Amber King. Brilliant. 00:31:36.509 --> 00:31:40.950 Lewis, 1945, for two bucks. Bully the diabetic 00:31:40.950 --> 00:31:45.779 boys. No. Wow. That's a hell of a sentence. Last 00:31:45.779 --> 00:31:47.940 one from Stark Boromir. Who wants to read this? 00:31:48.339 --> 00:31:54.819 Colin, you have to. Sure. Thank you for the five, 00:31:54.859 --> 00:31:57.839 Ka. The relationship between Godric and Felix 00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:00.500 is that of a Discord mod and his kitten. Also, 00:32:00.579 --> 00:32:03.700 happy one week late birthday, Colin. I don't 00:32:03.700 --> 00:32:06.779 like that message. That's still not... Thank 00:32:06.779 --> 00:32:11.059 you for the donations. You guys make lore crimes 00:32:11.059 --> 00:32:14.779 possible. Yeah, thank you so much. Where was 00:32:14.779 --> 00:32:21.960 I? Yes. At this point, they're in... Yeah, Rusvig. 00:32:22.059 --> 00:32:26.539 And it's pretty... Like, this is more state... 00:32:26.539 --> 00:32:29.799 It's not quite like where Ragnar's from. It's 00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:31.880 very mountainous, which he finds quite daunting. 00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:35.299 Again, Ragnar's a character, like, he is brave. 00:32:35.460 --> 00:32:39.299 He's pretty strong. But he's also intensely in 00:32:39.299 --> 00:32:42.670 grief at this point. He's just kind of consumed 00:32:42.670 --> 00:32:45.450 by a hate to kill Strybion. But then there's 00:32:45.450 --> 00:32:48.490 a building curiosity to, you know, who are these 00:32:48.490 --> 00:32:50.970 grand wizards? You know, since he first met Rannoch, 00:32:51.089 --> 00:32:53.329 you know, which was a few years before at this 00:32:53.329 --> 00:32:57.049 point, he's very much in some way built a fascination 00:32:57.049 --> 00:32:59.670 for the outside, you know, a life beyond what 00:32:59.670 --> 00:33:02.829 was that in the Thunderwolves, or the Thunderfists, 00:33:02.849 --> 00:33:08.299 sorry. All the recruits are given steel. spears, 00:33:08.299 --> 00:33:10.680 which again, they're like, they look at these 00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:13.440 and they're pretty impressed by them. And some 00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:16.680 knives as well. They are told if they lose it, 00:33:16.779 --> 00:33:20.640 they might as well not come back. And they are 00:33:20.640 --> 00:33:25.460 assigned to claws or groups. And Ragnar is in 00:33:25.460 --> 00:33:30.559 one which has the aspirins called Ragnar, Kjell, 00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:36.319 Sven, Hank, and Strybjorn. Sven, Sven, Sven, 00:33:36.380 --> 00:33:38.490 Sven. We love Sven in this household. We do. 00:33:39.130 --> 00:33:43.150 Sven's our daughter too? Not quite. Kjell is, 00:33:43.269 --> 00:33:46.289 like, he's called Kjell the Falconer. He's pretty 00:33:46.289 --> 00:33:49.450 nice. Kjell is a pretty stand -up dude. He's 00:33:49.450 --> 00:33:52.049 like a friendly ginger, though. So you can probably 00:33:52.049 --> 00:33:53.349 tell what's going to happen to him at some point 00:33:53.349 --> 00:33:57.650 in the story. Sven is... Yeah, I wasn't like, 00:33:57.690 --> 00:33:59.490 you know, all the kind ones. Did you just die 00:33:59.490 --> 00:34:01.309 in both stories? Is that what you're telling 00:34:01.309 --> 00:34:03.930 me? That's crazy. I didn't literally even mean, 00:34:03.990 --> 00:34:05.450 I didn't mean the kind ones. This guy hates Irish 00:34:05.450 --> 00:34:07.049 people? This guy hates Irish people? This guy 00:34:07.049 --> 00:34:08.989 likes straighter gingers, and I said the kind 00:34:08.989 --> 00:34:15.050 ones. No wonder he left early. Wow. Wow. Sven, 00:34:15.409 --> 00:34:21.489 stubborn as a mule, this guy, but pretty reliable. 00:34:22.590 --> 00:34:25.579 Hank. is uh they always joke about hank because 00:34:25.579 --> 00:34:28.920 he's a sheep herder hank and they say he does 00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:31.659 stuff to sheep he does strange things to his 00:34:31.659 --> 00:34:34.739 sheep they make jokes about that and there's 00:34:34.739 --> 00:34:38.920 obviously kind of yeah he's welsh and there's 00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:42.340 also strybjorn which ragnar is kind of he's not 00:34:42.340 --> 00:34:44.539 cast about but then he's also cast about because 00:34:44.539 --> 00:34:47.119 he's like i'm gonna kill this guy like you know 00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:49.880 and so essentially that everyone is from all 00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:52.380 over fenris they've never met each other before 00:34:52.380 --> 00:34:54.519 or would ever in their lives but they're all 00:34:54.519 --> 00:35:00.539 gathered here and they are very much uh i mean 00:35:00.539 --> 00:35:03.099 they all kind of say how they arrived here obviously 00:35:03.099 --> 00:35:06.340 ragnar's like you know my whole family is dead 00:35:06.340 --> 00:35:10.679 but uh kills he kind of gets on with kelp uh 00:35:11.150 --> 00:35:14.369 pretty well like straight away because the guy 00:35:14.369 --> 00:35:17.710 seems to be uh i don't think kiel like his family 00:35:17.710 --> 00:35:20.010 didn't all die so he's pretty chirpy guy which 00:35:20.010 --> 00:35:23.510 ragnar likes uh sven and stryborn are a bit too 00:35:23.510 --> 00:35:27.250 like to themselves and you know they sven just 00:35:27.250 --> 00:35:30.349 won't stop eating at all yes you know you can't 00:35:30.349 --> 00:35:33.130 get literally cannot get him to stop eating and 00:35:33.130 --> 00:35:37.809 they're training oh and henk uh killed a troll 00:35:38.730 --> 00:35:41.510 And they don't, like, Henker's really shy and 00:35:41.510 --> 00:35:44.030 small, but he killed one of the deadliest creatures 00:35:44.030 --> 00:35:47.309 on Fenris. So they're all a bit like, really? 00:35:47.510 --> 00:35:49.550 That guy did it? So they have more respect for 00:35:49.550 --> 00:35:52.530 him after they learn that. And after this, their 00:35:52.530 --> 00:35:57.349 training begins. They do climbing, running, physical 00:35:57.349 --> 00:35:59.449 combat, everything you can think of, survival 00:35:59.449 --> 00:36:02.889 skills. Again, this is not a 140k book. This 00:36:02.889 --> 00:36:06.199 is a fantasy book. They don't know what a chainsaw 00:36:06.199 --> 00:36:07.960 or a bolt gun is at this point. They have just 00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:11.480 spear. They do hunting. They're roaming around 00:36:11.480 --> 00:36:14.500 Fenris. Ragnar, like, he kind of starts to almost 00:36:14.500 --> 00:36:16.860 feel like he is dead in a way because, like, 00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:19.940 his whole new life here is, like, so consuming. 00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:23.179 And he looks out, like, on Fenris in the mountains. 00:36:23.260 --> 00:36:25.420 He's like, wow, Fenris is actually, like, kind 00:36:25.420 --> 00:36:27.659 of beautiful in a way, even though, see, it's 00:36:27.659 --> 00:36:30.480 incredibly deadly. They start, you know, other 00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:32.539 aspirants are, they don't really interact with 00:36:32.539 --> 00:36:35.449 many of the other groups. um even there are some 00:36:35.449 --> 00:36:38.449 who are worth mentioning later but um they also 00:36:38.449 --> 00:36:41.949 some of the other groups like talk as well like 00:36:41.949 --> 00:36:43.030 something mentioned that you know although i 00:36:43.030 --> 00:36:45.289 heard there's wolfen out there and they don't 00:36:45.289 --> 00:36:47.429 none of them really know what wolfen are at this 00:36:47.429 --> 00:36:49.670 point but it's like like with most of venris 00:36:49.670 --> 00:36:52.969 like deadly creatures have a kind of you know 00:36:52.969 --> 00:36:55.409 a rumor mill about them as much as like you know 00:36:55.409 --> 00:36:57.210 ragnar would have seen sea dragons or as the 00:36:57.210 --> 00:36:59.909 other ones hadn't you know so they they even 00:36:59.909 --> 00:37:01.590 trace stories where like they kind of tell each 00:37:01.590 --> 00:37:04.409 other about different creatures because you know 00:37:04.409 --> 00:37:06.329 if people live in different areas you know the 00:37:06.329 --> 00:37:07.949 sheep herder probably doesn't see a sea dragon 00:37:07.949 --> 00:37:11.449 that much um and they told like i think even 00:37:11.449 --> 00:37:14.329 they thought like some of um uh hanks people 00:37:14.329 --> 00:37:16.170 were like cannibals he just laughed it like no 00:37:16.170 --> 00:37:19.010 no we're not cannibal yeah are you idiot what 00:37:19.010 --> 00:37:20.650 are you talking about we're not cannibals we're 00:37:20.650 --> 00:37:24.690 just like like sheep yeah it's just you get they're 00:37:24.690 --> 00:37:26.969 all tribesmen in fenris so the rumor mill is 00:37:26.969 --> 00:37:30.349 pretty aggressive um this gets the point where 00:37:30.989 --> 00:37:33.489 The group starts a fire. They've been doing this 00:37:33.489 --> 00:37:35.630 for months at this point. They've been training 00:37:35.630 --> 00:37:40.489 and then survival expeditions by Rannik as well 00:37:40.489 --> 00:37:44.130 as obviously Hakon. They start a group and Ragnar's 00:37:44.130 --> 00:37:48.050 kind of been plagued with dreams as of late about 00:37:48.050 --> 00:37:52.110 his family, about golden eyes hunting him in 00:37:52.110 --> 00:37:55.630 some way. He wakes up. He's not the one who's 00:37:55.630 --> 00:37:59.510 supposed to be on guard. That was Kjell. He fell 00:37:59.510 --> 00:38:03.989 asleep. and ragnar notices there's a creepy like 00:38:03.989 --> 00:38:07.449 a massive creature like just walking like eyes 00:38:07.449 --> 00:38:11.530 open towards them and it's a troll and ragnar 00:38:11.530 --> 00:38:13.230 like he wants to scream because again he's just 00:38:13.230 --> 00:38:15.670 a boy at this point he wants to literally scream 00:38:15.670 --> 00:38:19.429 his legs are shaking um but he like he knows 00:38:19.429 --> 00:38:21.489 to do that would he even thinks like if i run 00:38:21.489 --> 00:38:24.230 now i might better get away but then he realizes 00:38:24.230 --> 00:38:26.369 now the troll probably just hunters all down 00:38:26.369 --> 00:38:31.199 one by one so he gets his spear up very slowly, 00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:33.960 and then he shouts for the group to attack. There's 00:38:33.960 --> 00:38:36.360 a troll coming in. He throws his spear in it. 00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:39.159 The group rallies together, so as much as they 00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:40.719 all probably don't get along, they get along 00:38:40.719 --> 00:38:45.260 now. They get along now, and they are doing pretty 00:38:45.260 --> 00:38:47.480 good, but the troll, every time they stab the 00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:51.860 troll, his skin and his wing are re -knitting 00:38:51.860 --> 00:38:55.690 almost instantly. And this is when Henk shouts, 00:38:55.769 --> 00:38:58.769 I need to use fire because he's the one who's 00:38:58.769 --> 00:39:00.690 killed a troll. That's the only way to stop the 00:39:00.690 --> 00:39:04.690 troll's healing. They actually do pretty good 00:39:04.690 --> 00:39:07.909 coordination and then Henk goes in for a final 00:39:07.909 --> 00:39:12.010 kill stroke. The troll grabs him, puts his head 00:39:12.010 --> 00:39:14.730 in his mouth, bites his head off and then uses 00:39:14.730 --> 00:39:19.969 his corpse as a club. Henk, the sheepherder, 00:39:20.030 --> 00:39:23.090 is now a weapon. He is my favourite. Goodbye. 00:39:23.980 --> 00:39:26.280 ragnar has seen like people die he's never seen 00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:29.059 a troll eat someone's head so the rest of them 00:39:29.059 --> 00:39:31.280 just like they just start staring at each other 00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:35.420 like oh like you know they are terrified at this 00:39:35.420 --> 00:39:39.980 point but ragnar is like kind of pseudo the leader 00:39:39.980 --> 00:39:42.139 of the group they all kind of look to him in 00:39:42.139 --> 00:39:44.679 some way and he actually managed like to break 00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:49.130 out of the like them the fear first and he like 00:39:49.130 --> 00:39:51.130 screamed for them just to you know they they 00:39:51.130 --> 00:39:54.030 run to their fire they throw the fire sticks 00:39:54.030 --> 00:39:56.650 so they burn the troll they don't kill the troll 00:39:56.650 --> 00:39:59.489 this isn't a hero story they don't they are just 00:39:59.489 --> 00:40:02.889 boys with a few steel like the troll is unkillable 00:40:02.889 --> 00:40:04.829 to them essentially but the troll gets scared 00:40:04.829 --> 00:40:08.070 away it just holds the body of hank and it runs 00:40:08.070 --> 00:40:11.949 into a lake and they don't see it again and that's 00:40:11.949 --> 00:40:14.150 because apparently the trolls just that's like 00:40:14.150 --> 00:40:17.809 they live underwater so they literally like Do 00:40:17.809 --> 00:40:19.610 we go get the body? And they're like, what do 00:40:19.610 --> 00:40:26.550 you mean? So that one went pretty bad. Ragnar 00:40:26.550 --> 00:40:29.289 kind of feels very responsible. He gets like 00:40:29.289 --> 00:40:31.690 a, he thinks he's going to get like a talking 00:40:31.690 --> 00:40:35.269 to by Hakon, but Hakon is kind of nice to him. 00:40:35.289 --> 00:40:36.889 And he's like, you know, it's difficult losing, 00:40:37.010 --> 00:40:40.289 you know, men and stuff like that. And Ragnar's 00:40:40.289 --> 00:40:42.510 young. He doesn't, you know, he's never really 00:40:42.510 --> 00:40:45.710 led men in battle before. So he doesn't deal 00:40:45.710 --> 00:40:48.179 with it well, but. Eventually the group kind 00:40:48.179 --> 00:40:51.679 of does move past this. Months are passing again. 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:55.099 Again, it's like another life. There's a funny 00:40:55.099 --> 00:40:58.659 scene where, you know, nice, he's like, nice 00:40:58.659 --> 00:41:02.139 Kiel, the friendliest recruit in the entire village. 00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:05.360 He's still alive. And they get into an altercation 00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:08.019 in the mess hall. You know that meme of like 00:41:08.019 --> 00:41:10.059 the guy jumping up and immediately like slamming 00:41:10.059 --> 00:41:12.099 down to punch someone? Yeah, like as soon as 00:41:12.099 --> 00:41:14.880 someone messes with Kiel. the like ragnar's like 00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:18.539 i'm in like i'm in uh he's talking about the 00:41:18.539 --> 00:41:21.679 people where he jumps and he goes punches the 00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:25.420 camera yeah the dude has a razor kick out he 00:41:25.420 --> 00:41:29.380 literally like jumps two guys in the head um 00:41:29.380 --> 00:41:32.139 so like another like another one of the claws 00:41:32.139 --> 00:41:34.719 like start attacking him uh spen and strybjorn 00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:37.119 hearing that there's a fight immediately burst 00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:38.960 through the door and they're like yeah i'm into 00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:41.800 this the whole mess hall erupts like everyone's 00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:45.260 fighting everyone and then hack on like stun 00:41:45.260 --> 00:41:47.059 was in the door they all like do that funny scene 00:41:47.059 --> 00:41:49.119 where they pause and they look at him and they're 00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:53.480 like shit so you know so it's pretty bad but 00:41:53.480 --> 00:41:56.320 in a way like they jointly take they have like 00:41:56.320 --> 00:41:58.400 um i was like you know it's the scene of like 00:41:58.400 --> 00:42:00.079 the film like you know my captain my captain 00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:03.219 sort of thing or um it's like you know i'm they 00:42:03.219 --> 00:42:05.320 have like an i'm spartacus moment where they 00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:08.780 all take responsibility for like the the mess 00:42:08.780 --> 00:42:10.960 essentially and you can tell like the hack on 00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:14.360 the space wolf is impressed but he tells the 00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:16.460 rest of them to do laps and you know for ragnar 00:42:16.460 --> 00:42:18.920 and kel to clean up the mess and then go do laps 00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:21.659 i think the other character is called nils who 00:42:21.659 --> 00:42:25.099 started the fight but is like kind of with them 00:42:25.099 --> 00:42:28.000 and he will appear later as well but essentially 00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:30.199 they all bonded like they're actually friends 00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:32.840 at this point obviously apart from ragnar and 00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:36.039 strive on who he is desperate to kill he thinks 00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:40.199 about killing him every night uh ragnar almost 00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:43.760 dies at one point They're doing more cliff facing 00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:47.780 and he's like, I'm going to die because this 00:42:47.780 --> 00:42:51.059 point his fingers like almost like bloody stumps, 00:42:51.059 --> 00:42:52.900 you know, that you're like things are frozen. 00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:56.320 He falls off a cliff. It's like falling down. 00:42:56.480 --> 00:42:59.840 He thinks he grabs a ledge, falls again. Kiel 00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:03.400 saves his life. The dude like legitimately like 00:43:03.400 --> 00:43:06.079 reached out and grabbed him and they like slammed 00:43:06.079 --> 00:43:08.539 into the cliff together. So Ragnar like kind 00:43:08.539 --> 00:43:12.030 of owes him his life and. uh right now it's like 00:43:12.030 --> 00:43:14.050 that's like that's the closest i've come to death 00:43:14.050 --> 00:43:17.349 at this point um so you're like you know he's 00:43:17.349 --> 00:43:19.030 despite how strong they are he was like that's 00:43:19.030 --> 00:43:22.789 a pretty close call and at this point it's i 00:43:22.789 --> 00:43:24.250 don't know if it's i would say it's like a year 00:43:24.250 --> 00:43:27.829 or maybe almost a year at this point ragnar and 00:43:27.829 --> 00:43:30.010 the claw at this point they meet with hack on 00:43:30.010 --> 00:43:34.869 and like they are told you know they've basically 00:43:34.869 --> 00:43:37.530 said like this at this point you've done a lot 00:43:38.199 --> 00:43:40.139 But this is nothing compared to what happens 00:43:40.139 --> 00:43:41.639 next. And this is the annoying theme in this 00:43:41.639 --> 00:43:43.420 book because this keeps coming up. They are told 00:43:43.420 --> 00:43:45.920 several times, like, this is nothing. You haven't 00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:48.159 seen anything yet. And you can tell they're like, 00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:50.880 oh, my God. They are told that they have been 00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:53.559 chosen. It's funny because they see, like, new 00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:55.219 recruits come in and they're like, oh, you guys 00:43:55.219 --> 00:43:56.860 think you're so cool. You know, the new guys. 00:43:56.880 --> 00:44:00.179 We're the old guys now. So we're the cool kids 00:44:00.179 --> 00:44:02.159 on the block. But they're told that they are 00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:04.800 being chosen for the next stage, for the elevation 00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:08.860 into what will be. men like these wizards and 00:44:08.860 --> 00:44:13.000 ragnar's pretty nervous at this point um he doesn't 00:44:13.000 --> 00:44:15.360 like the idea of what's next is pretty daunting 00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:19.260 again he's not a superhuman he's just a guy um 00:44:19.260 --> 00:44:21.380 even despite all they've done he feels like he 00:44:21.380 --> 00:44:23.940 feels stronger and more knowledgeable and you 00:44:23.940 --> 00:44:26.199 know basically more powerful he's ever felt before 00:44:26.199 --> 00:44:29.920 but even saying like you know what's coming next 00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:32.119 i mean even more challenging is pretty incredibly 00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:34.820 daunting And then there's something, Hakob makes 00:44:34.820 --> 00:44:37.280 an offhanded comment about, you know, there's 00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:41.400 this gate of Morkai. And basically at this point, 00:44:41.440 --> 00:44:44.539 the claws are disbanded and they will go as one 00:44:44.539 --> 00:44:47.820 big group of the recruits. And then Ragnar's 00:44:47.820 --> 00:44:51.260 like, I can kill Strybjorn now because I'm no 00:44:51.260 --> 00:44:54.059 longer part of the group. I'm going to kill this 00:44:54.059 --> 00:44:58.539 MF. And the group go into another Stormbird. 00:44:58.619 --> 00:45:02.480 They fly again, which blows their mind. and then 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:06.119 they see the fang uh would someone here like 00:45:06.119 --> 00:45:08.559 to explain briefly kind of what the the fang 00:45:08.559 --> 00:45:18.260 is just for the the uninitiated monastery monastery 00:45:18.260 --> 00:45:22.099 in a mountain with pretty much tears maybe explain 00:45:22.099 --> 00:45:24.440 like what is their fortress monastery for because 00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:26.579 at this point even ragnar doesn't have any clue 00:45:26.579 --> 00:45:30.030 what that is though It's the home of a Space 00:45:30.030 --> 00:45:32.969 Marine chapter. All their gene seed and their 00:45:32.969 --> 00:45:35.250 prayers are done and they've got all their weapons 00:45:35.250 --> 00:45:38.190 and relics and all that nonsense and all the 00:45:38.190 --> 00:45:41.829 Space Marine finery, which in this case means 00:45:41.829 --> 00:45:46.670 feasting halls and whatnot. The thing is probably 00:45:46.670 --> 00:45:49.630 the most detailed one that we have of all the 00:45:49.630 --> 00:45:53.010 fortress monasteries. If you just look it up, 00:45:53.030 --> 00:45:55.619 it'll tell you what all the floors have. it's 00:45:55.619 --> 00:45:58.219 literally like a fortress mountain at this point 00:45:58.219 --> 00:46:01.460 it's pretty again like remember to ragnar and 00:46:01.460 --> 00:46:06.079 the group they think like the little wooden village 00:46:06.079 --> 00:46:08.219 was the most impressive thing they'd ever seen 00:46:08.219 --> 00:46:11.400 so then they see the fang and they're like and 00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:13.619 then they see this like 80 foot statue either 00:46:13.619 --> 00:46:16.280 side of just the entrance with like a big shield 00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:20.199 and a sword and they're like oh yeah this is 00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:23.280 like this is about differing levels of like i 00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:26.739 just can't comprehend the scale uh it's pretty 00:46:26.739 --> 00:46:29.219 incredible to them and you know like they're 00:46:29.219 --> 00:46:32.039 pretty at this point they're gassed like ragnar's 00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:34.340 pretty excited he's like yeah we're gonna be 00:46:34.340 --> 00:46:36.460 we're gonna be joining with like the people who 00:46:36.460 --> 00:46:38.500 would like fight with russ and stuff this is 00:46:38.500 --> 00:46:42.579 amazing um just obviously for even the fenris 00:46:42.579 --> 00:46:44.480 and tribesmen they know of lehman ross but again 00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:47.340 it's like told who they're like skilled through 00:46:47.340 --> 00:46:49.820 like myth and things that they think it's they 00:46:49.820 --> 00:46:52.079 don't really know much about him or like anything 00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:55.179 else beyond that and bear in mind they have an 00:46:55.179 --> 00:46:58.400 oral tradition wink wink but no like they they 00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:01.400 talk they talk about stories they don't have 00:47:01.400 --> 00:47:04.159 anything written down it's like stories are told 00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:05.940 from generation to generation through a skilled 00:47:06.650 --> 00:47:08.650 with the people like uh do you want to hear about 00:47:08.650 --> 00:47:11.809 that time we dunked on magnus like do i i want 00:47:11.809 --> 00:47:14.210 to hear that every day before i go to bed i'm 00:47:14.210 --> 00:47:17.050 seven years old i'm about to go fighting the 00:47:17.050 --> 00:47:20.409 wars with the tribes great i need to get a good 00:47:20.409 --> 00:47:24.150 story in me um and yeah like fenris is harsh 00:47:24.150 --> 00:47:27.329 enough as it is but just like yes scalds are 00:47:27.329 --> 00:47:29.369 more detailed in in the horus heresy series but 00:47:29.369 --> 00:47:31.190 they're quite interesting they're pretty yeah 00:47:31.190 --> 00:47:33.969 it's pretty considered quite uh like scalds you 00:47:33.969 --> 00:47:37.579 anyone who like they have like gray hair in like 00:47:37.579 --> 00:47:39.539 normal like the only ones who like don't fight 00:47:39.539 --> 00:47:41.039 they're they're usually spared and that they're 00:47:41.039 --> 00:47:42.840 allowed to get old because obviously they're 00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:44.460 pretty impressive you know killing them is probably 00:47:44.460 --> 00:47:49.119 a big taboo um they enter into the fang they 00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:52.639 see other men like ranic and hakon and they're 00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:57.559 like wow this is like incredible uh they see 00:47:57.559 --> 00:48:00.000 like proper tech priests now that they think 00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:02.539 is similar to the ones on the uh island that 00:48:02.539 --> 00:48:06.519 ragnar saw many years ago uh he sees rannik again 00:48:06.519 --> 00:48:08.599 and ragnar's kind of happy to see him because 00:48:08.599 --> 00:48:11.719 he does him and rannik slightly have a bond where 00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:14.420 rannik is very sympathetic to ragnar because 00:48:14.420 --> 00:48:16.800 obviously you can tell rannik has been through 00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:20.000 exactly where he's been before and he's he likes 00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:22.820 the curiosity of ragnar ragnar always asks questions 00:48:22.820 --> 00:48:26.440 you know he's a bit smarter than the rest of 00:48:26.440 --> 00:48:28.619 the group in some way like they're not dumb but 00:48:28.619 --> 00:48:31.909 um ragnar's obviously you know he's a bit more 00:48:31.909 --> 00:48:34.289 of a strategist compared to the brawler that 00:48:34.289 --> 00:48:37.429 the rest of them are and they will go they start 00:48:37.429 --> 00:48:39.889 descending deep into the fang again again it 00:48:39.889 --> 00:48:41.510 blows their mind that you can go this far into 00:48:41.510 --> 00:48:44.369 a mountain let alone it's like 80 stories high 00:48:44.369 --> 00:48:47.789 or something um how many pickaxes did this take 00:48:47.789 --> 00:48:49.690 and it's like no we have like this and it's just 00:48:49.690 --> 00:48:53.449 like a gigantic boring machine they're seeing 00:48:53.449 --> 00:48:55.489 they're seeing a lot of things they don't like 00:48:55.489 --> 00:48:57.269 they're hearing things like obviously we understand 00:48:57.269 --> 00:48:59.889 what it is in 40k but they have no clue like 00:49:00.489 --> 00:49:02.269 what like they think like what does the server 00:49:02.269 --> 00:49:04.230 tell they have no idea what those things are 00:49:04.230 --> 00:49:06.889 they just kind of they they understand it in 00:49:06.889 --> 00:49:09.489 their way in which is like oh it's magic and 00:49:09.489 --> 00:49:11.969 the the funniest i think it's like one of the 00:49:11.969 --> 00:49:15.030 funniest scenes in the book is ranic takes the 00:49:15.030 --> 00:49:18.730 aspirants who are about i guess i think 20 strong 00:49:18.730 --> 00:49:22.369 at this point and they go up to this little like 00:49:22.369 --> 00:49:26.030 hole in the wall and then they think it's like 00:49:26.030 --> 00:49:28.050 oh this is where i'm like am i gonna die here 00:49:28.879 --> 00:49:32.179 uh it's an elevator like it's one of those it's 00:49:32.179 --> 00:49:34.719 like a grab it's like a grab elevator and they 00:49:34.719 --> 00:49:37.820 all are like shitting themselves because they're 00:49:37.820 --> 00:49:40.239 like oh my god like the guy went in he just disappeared 00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:42.980 like and they're like i'm hearing a rustling 00:49:42.980 --> 00:49:46.500 noise and it's just like a generator like there's 00:49:46.500 --> 00:49:48.599 a beast down there that's lurking in the darkness 00:49:48.599 --> 00:49:50.539 it's like no it's just the pulley system calm 00:49:50.539 --> 00:49:52.480 down yeah it's just a bunch of tribesmen getting 00:49:52.480 --> 00:49:55.420 scared by an elevator um but it's one of those 00:49:55.420 --> 00:49:57.119 ones like you have to drop down and then like 00:49:57.119 --> 00:49:58.780 at the bottom is like an anti -grav thing and 00:49:58.780 --> 00:50:01.599 they flow at the end uh ragnar falls down and 00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:03.400 then he starts going like we towards the end 00:50:03.400 --> 00:50:06.239 because he's enjoying it yeah yeah yeah uh he 00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:10.039 lands on it and then uh i think it kills something 00:50:10.039 --> 00:50:12.429 or sven makes it kills like That was so much 00:50:12.429 --> 00:50:14.349 fun. And then he hears Sven coming down. He's 00:50:14.349 --> 00:50:18.570 like, move! Move it! Sven would literally crush 00:50:18.570 --> 00:50:21.030 him if he landed on him. They all potentially 00:50:21.030 --> 00:50:22.829 roll out and they're all giggling at the end. 00:50:22.889 --> 00:50:25.369 And then it's serious time again. For God forbid. 00:50:26.190 --> 00:50:28.289 Because now it's time for the Gate of Morkai. 00:50:29.630 --> 00:50:34.300 The Gate of Morkai is a challenge. The whole 00:50:34.300 --> 00:50:36.480 group, Ragnar particularly, feel like there's 00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:39.260 something strange about this literal, like, almost 00:50:39.260 --> 00:50:44.820 gateway that's deep inside the Fang. And essentially, 00:50:44.900 --> 00:50:47.699 Rannik says, who wants to go first? And surprisingly, 00:50:48.019 --> 00:50:50.599 Ragnar, out of his own mouth, said, I'll do it. 00:50:50.800 --> 00:50:54.400 And he's like, why did I volunteer first? This 00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:56.500 is a pretty crazy scene, because I don't think 00:50:56.500 --> 00:50:59.780 every chapter will ever do this, but the Gate 00:50:59.780 --> 00:51:02.719 of Morkai is a... They check them for taint and 00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:05.659 chaos. This is a test of the spirit. So Ragnar 00:51:05.659 --> 00:51:09.199 takes a step through this etched gate and he 00:51:09.199 --> 00:51:13.260 falls unconscious. He sees three old men distantly 00:51:13.260 --> 00:51:17.480 who look like space wolves slightly in the distance 00:51:17.480 --> 00:51:20.440 watching him and then he gets put through these 00:51:20.440 --> 00:51:24.380 trials. He sees each of the chaos gods in a myriad 00:51:24.380 --> 00:51:28.280 of different versions of himself. Each of them 00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:31.360 offers a temptation of joining him. You'll be 00:51:31.360 --> 00:51:33.619 given the strength of a warrior to cleave and 00:51:33.619 --> 00:51:36.619 spill blood and collect skulls. You'll be given 00:51:36.619 --> 00:51:39.159 resilience beyond that of Yordwada's dreams. 00:51:39.420 --> 00:51:41.300 You'll be given sensual pleasures. Obviously, 00:51:41.340 --> 00:51:44.119 he's still a man. He's not a spaceman. You want 00:51:44.119 --> 00:51:50.340 another girlfriend? He's still a normal dude 00:51:50.340 --> 00:51:52.840 at this point. The dude gets horny, literally. 00:51:53.420 --> 00:51:57.239 He's like, this is crazy. Gets given power of 00:51:57.239 --> 00:52:01.130 his own destiny. He gets given... pretty vivid 00:52:01.130 --> 00:52:03.610 dreams about like each of his friends are all 00:52:03.610 --> 00:52:07.989 dead but each of the chaos apparitions are offering 00:52:07.989 --> 00:52:11.429 him a thing and each time he's kind of almost 00:52:11.429 --> 00:52:14.469 tempted but he's put off until the final one 00:52:14.469 --> 00:52:19.510 he is offered on a ritual table with a dagger 00:52:19.510 --> 00:52:23.530 a tied up Strybjorn and it's a chaos marine who 00:52:23.530 --> 00:52:26.619 says we will you know, will give you your vengeance. 00:52:26.860 --> 00:52:29.400 This guy killed your father. Your ancestors are 00:52:29.400 --> 00:52:32.119 begging for, you know, to be honored. You know, 00:52:32.119 --> 00:52:34.239 they they cannot rest without your vengeance. 00:52:34.440 --> 00:52:37.039 Kill him and we'll give everything you ever wanted. 00:52:37.420 --> 00:52:41.099 And Ragnar is like he lifts the dagger up immediately. 00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:44.719 He's like, Yeah, I'll kill him. But then in a 00:52:44.719 --> 00:52:47.639 part of his brain, he like he knows that to do 00:52:47.639 --> 00:52:51.260 this. Also, he he knows if he does this, though, 00:52:51.400 --> 00:52:54.699 he will. in a way like be damned or something 00:52:54.699 --> 00:52:56.800 like something will tear him apart after and 00:52:56.800 --> 00:53:00.219 he gets pretty close like descending the dagger 00:53:00.219 --> 00:53:03.980 because obviously he hates this guy um eventually 00:53:03.980 --> 00:53:06.739 he rejects and he stabs himself in the gut in 00:53:06.739 --> 00:53:10.639 this like dreamscape um which does wake him up 00:53:10.639 --> 00:53:13.559 and when ragnar awakens he's on like he's basically 00:53:13.559 --> 00:53:16.659 on his own table next to all the other aspirants 00:53:16.659 --> 00:53:20.699 and some of them did not wake up Because this 00:53:20.699 --> 00:53:22.780 is literally like, if you fail this, you die. 00:53:23.440 --> 00:53:25.360 So some of them would have been corrupted by 00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:27.619 chaos, and therefore, despite all they've been 00:53:27.619 --> 00:53:30.360 through for a year or months, they just die on 00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:33.960 the table. Get rid of them. Yeah. Ragnarok gets 00:53:33.960 --> 00:53:38.059 pretty upset about some of this. He finds it 00:53:38.059 --> 00:53:41.739 pretty distasteful. He gets chastised. He didn't 00:53:41.739 --> 00:53:43.739 like the fact that the three old men he saw at 00:53:43.739 --> 00:53:45.900 the beginning were the rune priests of the Space 00:53:45.900 --> 00:53:47.880 Wars. They were watching him, and he felt like... 00:53:48.079 --> 00:53:52.199 It was weirdly invasive. They're literally there 00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:54.679 with the hand on the plug. Just like, I'm going 00:53:54.679 --> 00:53:55.900 to pull it. I'm going to pull it if you fall. 00:53:55.940 --> 00:53:58.980 And they do say to him, of all the aspirants 00:53:58.980 --> 00:54:02.820 we've ever seen, you are by far the closest to 00:54:02.820 --> 00:54:07.889 falling who didn't fall. It's like, yeesh. Like, 00:54:07.949 --> 00:54:09.449 I'm going to pull the plug out. I'm going to 00:54:09.449 --> 00:54:13.050 do it. That is not a compliment. He was told, 00:54:13.110 --> 00:54:16.150 like, his ultimate weakness is his hatred. It 00:54:16.150 --> 00:54:18.510 tells his hatred for Strybion and his need for 00:54:18.510 --> 00:54:22.769 vengeance. And it says it's not weak. It's not 00:54:22.769 --> 00:54:24.869 weak to have, like, hate in his heart. Obviously, 00:54:24.869 --> 00:54:27.650 you hate the enemy. You hate the alien. But it's 00:54:27.650 --> 00:54:29.750 a weakness that will be exploited by chaos eventually 00:54:29.750 --> 00:54:34.599 if he does not allow himself to. move past his 00:54:34.599 --> 00:54:37.179 hatred of Stryvion. Any more hate and you be 00:54:37.179 --> 00:54:38.800 a blood angel, dude. That's basically what they 00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:43.360 say. What's going on? Yeah. It's pretty like, 00:54:43.420 --> 00:54:45.539 yeah, the recruits are being whittled down quite 00:54:45.539 --> 00:54:48.119 a lot, though. Before we do the next round of 00:54:48.119 --> 00:54:50.019 donations, there is a small lore drop, which 00:54:50.019 --> 00:54:52.739 is Rustvig is not the only village. There's three 00:54:52.739 --> 00:54:55.940 other villages, they say, on the Fang. So the 00:54:55.940 --> 00:54:59.480 amount of recruits that come in is a lot. I think 00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:01.679 there's actually millions of Fenrisians out there, 00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:04.949 because The amount of recruits you whittle down 00:55:04.949 --> 00:55:08.530 in each part of the process is obviously pretty 00:55:08.530 --> 00:55:12.170 crazy. Before we go any further though, obviously 00:55:12.170 --> 00:55:14.130 we don't have any more donations up between that 00:55:14.130 --> 00:55:19.070 though. One from Bunny Cop for 10 bucks. Me, 00:55:19.269 --> 00:55:22.610 I'm not going to listen to any Wolf books. Al, 00:55:22.730 --> 00:55:26.090 William King wrote this. Me, I will listen to 00:55:26.090 --> 00:55:28.730 one book. Good to hear you again. You make my 00:55:28.730 --> 00:55:30.670 work in the past better. Thank you. Appreciate 00:55:30.670 --> 00:55:33.539 it. You shall listen to this baseball floor. 00:55:33.820 --> 00:55:40.119 Certainly. Thank you for the 750 isk. I know 00:55:40.119 --> 00:55:42.340 this is off topic, and I apologize, but the new 00:55:42.340 --> 00:55:46.099 official Night Rain trailer is literally an Evanescence 00:55:46.099 --> 00:55:48.440 Bring Me to Life AMV, and I had to share. That 00:55:48.440 --> 00:55:52.360 sounds awesome. How many AMVs are there of that 00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:58.119 song? Unlimited. There's millions. Back when 00:55:58.119 --> 00:56:02.360 YouTube... Was verdant and you I did a within 00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:05.380 temptation am the fun bit a little huge, which 00:56:05.380 --> 00:56:11.480 is like a dandy amv. This is huge Yeah Yeah, 00:56:12.460 --> 00:56:16.619 and metal gear solid twin snakes. Oh Yeah, I 00:56:16.619 --> 00:56:19.480 named this trailer wasn't even I mean, that's 00:56:19.480 --> 00:56:25.199 awesome Is there any more should I continue nope, 00:56:25.260 --> 00:56:27.460 that's the that's all we got appreciate it. Thank 00:56:27.460 --> 00:56:30.039 you very much brothers. I appreciate it hoping 00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:31.659 everyone's locked into the story at this point 00:56:31.659 --> 00:56:34.360 because i i i wish i could get across how good 00:56:34.360 --> 00:56:36.800 like a lot of the normal interactions are with 00:56:36.800 --> 00:56:39.360 characters it's very hard to summarize again 00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:43.440 this book is quite long but um there's a lot 00:56:43.440 --> 00:56:45.099 of really good moments and again ragnar himself 00:56:45.099 --> 00:56:48.619 as a character is um again he's still young but 00:56:48.619 --> 00:56:51.880 obviously you can tell like he genuinely cares 00:56:52.539 --> 00:56:55.880 about other Space Wolf aspirants as much as other 00:56:55.880 --> 00:56:59.679 ones probably don't. And he is consumed by his 00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:02.719 need to kill the guy who literally murdered his 00:57:02.719 --> 00:57:07.059 dad in front of him. Understandable. That's crazy, 00:57:07.260 --> 00:57:11.960 yeah. This is where the recruits now, they essentially 00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:15.159 get a massive law drop. They are told by Rannik, 00:57:15.179 --> 00:57:17.539 who is like, everything you know of Lehman Russ, 00:57:17.760 --> 00:57:21.659 it is so much more than that. This is officially 00:57:21.659 --> 00:57:25.679 where the Warhammer 40K begins. They are told 00:57:25.679 --> 00:57:29.059 that Leman Russ is a son of the Allfather, the 00:57:29.059 --> 00:57:31.619 Emperor who sits on the Golden Throne of Earth. 00:57:32.079 --> 00:57:36.260 Russ was a Primarch, and he united Fenris in 00:57:36.260 --> 00:57:41.000 ancient times. And they are told that those who 00:57:41.000 --> 00:57:44.239 are worthy will battle humanity's enemies across 00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:48.280 not just Fenris, but across the stars. The fact 00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:50.929 there are other planets is crazy to them. They 00:57:50.929 --> 00:57:53.989 also learn that those who will be worthy will 00:57:53.989 --> 00:57:58.050 undergo this process. And they learn about things 00:57:58.050 --> 00:58:00.210 that are the Wolfen, which obviously for them 00:58:00.210 --> 00:58:03.269 is just a rumor. But they learn that that's a 00:58:03.269 --> 00:58:05.789 real thing. And they are told that they will 00:58:05.789 --> 00:58:09.590 next drink from the cup of Wolfen. Now, this 00:58:09.590 --> 00:58:13.409 part really annoys me. Andy, would you like to 00:58:13.409 --> 00:58:17.489 explain why the Wolfen pie is so dumb? well i 00:58:17.489 --> 00:58:21.190 i don't know i mean that seems pretty easy to 00:58:21.190 --> 00:58:23.230 me you got it you got a canis helix gene you 00:58:23.230 --> 00:58:25.489 got a gene seed implantation you drink from the 00:58:25.489 --> 00:58:27.710 cup you become a wolf boy what's what's not to 00:58:27.710 --> 00:58:29.530 like i don't know what you're talking about it's 00:58:29.530 --> 00:58:33.969 so annoying because if they drink from this uh 00:58:33.969 --> 00:58:37.190 cup which is of which has the canis helix in 00:58:37.190 --> 00:58:38.969 it which is like the special ingredient to help 00:58:38.969 --> 00:58:42.199 help them transform into space wolves It's like 00:58:42.199 --> 00:58:45.519 the catalyst to activate their gene seed, basically. 00:58:45.659 --> 00:58:48.880 Yeah, it's not the full stuff, but they are told 00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:52.699 these creatures that are like hybrid men and 00:58:52.699 --> 00:58:55.480 wolf. They are not called wolfen because they 00:58:55.480 --> 00:58:58.900 look like wolves. They are called wolfen because 00:58:58.900 --> 00:59:03.980 long ago when Leman Russ was... They are called 00:59:03.980 --> 00:59:06.699 wolfen because they are named after a dude. This 00:59:06.699 --> 00:59:09.440 dude who was beaten by Leman Russ and he joined 00:59:09.440 --> 00:59:11.920 him as one of his guard. And when Lehman Ross 00:59:11.920 --> 00:59:13.780 was found by the emperor and he was like, I'm 00:59:13.780 --> 00:59:15.260 going to unite all of you, we're going to battle 00:59:15.260 --> 00:59:16.980 and we're going to wage war across the stars. 00:59:17.079 --> 00:59:19.239 And everyone was like, yeah, that sounds amazing. 00:59:19.619 --> 00:59:21.739 He was the one dude who's like, I'm going to 00:59:21.739 --> 00:59:23.900 kill Lehman Ross. I've hated him the entire time. 00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:27.880 So when he drunk from the cup, when he drunk 00:59:27.880 --> 00:59:31.639 from this cup, you know, 10 ,000 years ago. his 00:59:31.639 --> 00:59:34.980 hatred of lehman russ betrayed him and he turned 00:59:34.980 --> 00:59:37.039 into like you know basically he said it brought 00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:39.559 it reflected the heart within and he transformed 00:59:39.559 --> 00:59:43.420 into a wolfen and the guy's name was y 'all wolfen 00:59:43.420 --> 00:59:45.320 but that's why they're called wolfen because 00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:47.260 they're called like betrayers of russ essentially 00:59:47.260 --> 00:59:51.840 not because the gw strikes yet again i know it 00:59:51.840 --> 00:59:56.139 is so stupid but uh it's because i love ark and 00:59:56.139 --> 00:59:59.860 land They cannot control the beast within, essentially, 01:00:00.059 --> 01:00:04.579 that comes from drinking the Canis Helix. Ragnar, 01:00:04.679 --> 01:00:06.980 they get, like, little sticks, and they basically 01:00:06.980 --> 01:00:10.860 have to, you know, from one to, like, 16 at this 01:00:10.860 --> 01:00:13.420 point. Ragnar's the last one to drink from the 01:00:13.420 --> 01:00:16.420 cup. So he sees every single one of them, even 01:00:16.420 --> 01:00:20.079 Strybjorn, like, and Sven, and another one called 01:00:20.079 --> 01:00:22.619 Nils, and Kjell. They all drink from the cup. 01:00:23.099 --> 01:00:25.940 Fine. They all expect it to happen straight away 01:00:25.940 --> 01:00:28.099 if you're evil or something. And then obviously 01:00:28.099 --> 01:00:32.139 Ragnar's last. He's like, oh god. Why me last? 01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:36.199 Why me? He drinks from the cup. He says he doesn't 01:00:36.199 --> 01:00:39.539 taste of anything. And then he's like, nothing's 01:00:39.539 --> 01:00:44.280 happening. This is okay. Nothing happens. All 01:00:44.280 --> 01:00:47.579 the aspirants literally go like, you good? Yeah? 01:00:47.659 --> 01:00:49.579 You good? You good? Yeah, I'm good. You good? 01:00:49.719 --> 01:00:52.469 You good? Yeah? oh that wasn't so bad but then 01:00:52.469 --> 01:00:54.409 yeah then they start to feel a bit hot under 01:00:54.409 --> 01:00:58.210 the collar they get locked within cells uh they 01:00:58.210 --> 01:01:00.510 realize like right like ragnar's initial thought 01:01:00.510 --> 01:01:02.250 going into this area like it's kind of looks 01:01:02.250 --> 01:01:04.190 like a prison when you first went to the gate 01:01:04.190 --> 01:01:08.190 of more kind of prison like uh it is a prison 01:01:08.190 --> 01:01:11.409 low -key little bit little prison as they say 01:01:11.409 --> 01:01:15.550 um they're all locked in their cells and they 01:01:15.550 --> 01:01:19.170 over the coming like week really start to feel 01:01:19.170 --> 01:01:23.389 it uh Their vision gets better. Their nails grow 01:01:23.389 --> 01:01:27.190 and they harden. His hearing gets to the point 01:01:27.190 --> 01:01:29.130 where... They go through space wolf puberty, 01:01:29.230 --> 01:01:33.469 basically. They get more hair. Ragnar hates it. 01:01:33.530 --> 01:01:36.670 He's like, my skin is so sensitive. I can smell 01:01:36.670 --> 01:01:42.969 way too much. There's this inner demon beast. 01:01:43.250 --> 01:01:47.050 There's an inner wolf, literally. i know um but 01:01:47.050 --> 01:01:49.289 like is essentially bashing for control over 01:01:49.289 --> 01:01:52.789 them their primal instinct is way too high uh 01:01:52.789 --> 01:01:55.409 there's a funny scene where like the space falls 01:01:55.409 --> 01:01:58.489 to drop a dead deer in there for them to eat 01:01:58.489 --> 01:02:03.469 uh ragnar woke up first um he's doing all right 01:02:03.469 --> 01:02:06.940 basically he goes out first He sees Strybjorn, 01:02:07.099 --> 01:02:09.340 who literally is like, you know, proper, I mean 01:02:09.340 --> 01:02:11.800 like general Grievous level running towards him. 01:02:11.900 --> 01:02:14.619 Like this dude is like, he's obviously like lost 01:02:14.619 --> 01:02:17.820 a bit of control. Ragnar just knocks him out 01:02:17.820 --> 01:02:21.860 in one punch and immediately is like, the beast 01:02:21.860 --> 01:02:23.440 within him is like, kill him, kill him, kill 01:02:23.440 --> 01:02:25.699 him. You know, and Ragnar's like, if I kill him, 01:02:25.760 --> 01:02:28.920 I will lose to the beast, which annoys him. It's 01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:30.860 like, oh, I really wish to kill this guy. But 01:02:30.860 --> 01:02:32.639 if I do, then I'll literally become a wolfen. 01:02:32.760 --> 01:02:36.280 So this is terrible. It takes every ounce of 01:02:36.280 --> 01:02:39.179 him not to do it, but he eventually, he just 01:02:39.179 --> 01:02:42.280 eats some of the dead deer and then runs back 01:02:42.280 --> 01:02:44.539 into his cell. Meanwhile, the other ones wake 01:02:44.539 --> 01:02:48.460 up. So dude just, he managed to get through it 01:02:48.460 --> 01:02:52.079 though. But at some point after a week, he feels 01:02:52.079 --> 01:02:55.260 pretty good. He feels strong, powerful. His body 01:02:55.260 --> 01:02:58.960 is transformed. He's broader. His every sense 01:02:58.960 --> 01:03:02.400 is enhanced. Some again, some of the aspirants, 01:03:02.440 --> 01:03:06.989 like they just died. Some of them pretty much 01:03:06.989 --> 01:03:09.670 were dragged away by the Space Wolves and obviously 01:03:09.670 --> 01:03:12.050 taken out back and shot because they just didn't 01:03:12.050 --> 01:03:15.630 make, obviously they lost. Man just literally 01:03:15.630 --> 01:03:20.130 got Bambi'd to the game. And then we have a part 01:03:20.130 --> 01:03:22.809 where essentially they're all lined up again. 01:03:23.989 --> 01:03:27.630 Ragnar's looking across the group. Sven, loving 01:03:27.630 --> 01:03:30.710 it. He's loving the transformation. Strybjorn's 01:03:30.710 --> 01:03:34.639 a bit, he's even more of like a pissed off. Aggie 01:03:34.639 --> 01:03:37.400 teenager. He's grimmer than ever. Grim skulls, 01:03:37.400 --> 01:03:39.940 grim... Unfortunately, Ragnar sees that Kjell 01:03:39.940 --> 01:03:43.159 is not looking so hot. He's not... He looks like 01:03:43.159 --> 01:03:45.199 he's scratching his wrists to the point of, like, 01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:46.539 they're bleeding, and he looks like a little 01:03:46.539 --> 01:03:49.579 bit feral. But he's still there. So Ragnar's 01:03:49.579 --> 01:03:51.199 a bit worried for him, because that's, like, 01:03:51.199 --> 01:03:55.159 his best mate at this point. The whole aspirant 01:03:55.159 --> 01:03:59.119 group are then told, like, once again, this has 01:03:59.119 --> 01:04:02.139 been nothing yet so far. The real tests are yet 01:04:02.139 --> 01:04:06.079 to come. For goodness sake. But they're told, 01:04:06.139 --> 01:04:08.599 like, this will be the last proper test, though. 01:04:09.380 --> 01:04:11.960 Ragnar and all the survivors are taken to a Thunderhawk, 01:04:12.079 --> 01:04:15.800 and they are thrown outside. One by one, they 01:04:15.800 --> 01:04:18.739 are thrown into the wilderness of Fenris, and 01:04:18.739 --> 01:04:21.440 they are told, make it back to the Fang. If you 01:04:21.440 --> 01:04:26.300 don't, you're dead. RIP Bozo. Yeah, RIP Bozo. 01:04:28.579 --> 01:04:31.500 The... Ragnar like they're given some pretty 01:04:31.500 --> 01:04:33.440 good gear though isn't like they're given like 01:04:33.440 --> 01:04:35.920 some um clothing that's like pretty damn warm 01:04:35.920 --> 01:04:39.840 but nothing else only clothing and and yeah I 01:04:39.840 --> 01:04:42.780 think it gives like a piece and a little I think 01:04:42.780 --> 01:04:45.840 he finds a piece of Flint pretty early on but 01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:48.260 they do have little um they all have a unique 01:04:48.260 --> 01:04:51.000 necklace with like a rune on it and like each 01:04:51.000 --> 01:04:53.019 of them has like a unique carving rune on their 01:04:53.019 --> 01:04:57.300 necklaces and they essentially at this point 01:04:57.300 --> 01:05:01.719 um just told make it back to the fang and ragnar 01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:03.719 you know using all this you know he's not the 01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:05.880 boy he was at the beginning he has all these 01:05:05.880 --> 01:05:07.840 survival skills he's grown throughout the book 01:05:07.840 --> 01:05:10.920 and he's obviously he's smarter now he knows 01:05:10.920 --> 01:05:13.840 exactly what to do he finds but i like what william 01:05:13.840 --> 01:05:15.619 king does in the book he like he finds a way 01:05:15.619 --> 01:05:17.340 to make it so like he actually explains like 01:05:17.340 --> 01:05:20.079 you know he um you know he immediately finds 01:05:20.079 --> 01:05:23.230 him flint calls up trees to find eggs and things. 01:05:23.449 --> 01:05:26.710 And then he, at one point, she's a giant wolf, 01:05:26.849 --> 01:05:29.250 a Fenrisian wolf, not just like a normal wolf 01:05:29.250 --> 01:05:31.989 though. It's on the, like the, those big MFs 01:05:31.989 --> 01:05:34.550 that like Liam Ross sometimes used to go around 01:05:34.550 --> 01:05:39.329 hurting Magnus with on Prospero. He sees one, 01:05:39.389 --> 01:05:41.250 but this one's an old wolf. It's like a gray 01:05:41.250 --> 01:05:44.929 hair and it's injured. Ragnar manages to kill 01:05:44.929 --> 01:05:48.400 it. To be fair, he thinks he's like, I'm totally 01:05:48.400 --> 01:05:52.440 him now. I'm the new guy. So he thinks he could 01:05:52.440 --> 01:05:54.900 take it pretty easy. He finds out the wolf was 01:05:54.900 --> 01:05:58.440 a lot stronger than he thought, despite how powerful 01:05:58.440 --> 01:06:01.980 Ragnar is now. But he does manage to eventually 01:06:01.980 --> 01:06:05.320 kill it. He skins the wolf and wears its black 01:06:05.320 --> 01:06:10.920 mane as its fur. And bear in mind, killing a 01:06:10.920 --> 01:06:12.920 Blackmane is like a really big deal. Like the 01:06:12.920 --> 01:06:15.019 only character who's done it since is this guy, 01:06:15.159 --> 01:06:19.920 Ionoth, Kyarg Ionoth. And he's a Primaris. And 01:06:19.920 --> 01:06:23.099 he was a Primaris when he killed it. And even 01:06:23.099 --> 01:06:24.739 then he did it by the skin of his teeth. So he 01:06:24.739 --> 01:06:26.699 doesn't really think he earned it. That's how 01:06:26.699 --> 01:06:30.440 rare it is to kill a Blackmane. That's how, and 01:06:30.440 --> 01:06:31.940 again, that's why eventually his company would 01:06:31.940 --> 01:06:33.320 become the Blackmanes because it's like, you 01:06:33.320 --> 01:06:36.650 killed a what? Yeesh, that's like the biggest 01:06:36.650 --> 01:06:39.789 game in town. Holy heck. That's a pretty big 01:06:39.789 --> 01:06:43.650 deal. But to be fair, he even says like, you 01:06:43.650 --> 01:06:47.010 know, it was like an old injured one. It was 01:06:47.010 --> 01:06:49.730 a geriatric wolf. Yeah, he said he thought it 01:06:49.730 --> 01:06:51.750 was one who like he'd lost like a rival fight. 01:06:52.030 --> 01:06:54.789 And then he's pretty terrified of it. Again, 01:06:54.969 --> 01:06:57.530 he's still a man at this point. He's not, you 01:06:57.530 --> 01:07:00.570 know, he's not absent of, you know, he's not 01:07:00.570 --> 01:07:02.469 like a start. He's definitely, he's enhanced. 01:07:02.769 --> 01:07:05.840 You know, he's juiced up. um he's been you know 01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:08.599 buying the major kill stuff but um but he's definitely 01:07:08.599 --> 01:07:14.519 not crazy but he's definitely not um he does 01:07:14.519 --> 01:07:16.780 he almost gets killed doing it like he almost 01:07:16.780 --> 01:07:18.960 burns out doing it but he does eventually kill 01:07:18.960 --> 01:07:21.639 the wolf and he skins it he uses like its sinew 01:07:21.639 --> 01:07:24.679 as like to make like a makeshift sling he makes 01:07:24.679 --> 01:07:28.119 like a homemade spear with the flint um and he 01:07:28.119 --> 01:07:32.500 obviously dons like the wolf fur for warmth um 01:07:33.369 --> 01:07:35.690 At this point, Ragnar is, he's making his way 01:07:35.690 --> 01:07:38.070 back towards the Fang, and the Fang is obviously, 01:07:38.130 --> 01:07:40.570 like, in mountains. It's pretty high up. And 01:07:40.570 --> 01:07:42.969 he just, like, looks out, and he says, like, 01:07:42.989 --> 01:07:45.369 man, I, like, there's a stream down there. I 01:07:45.369 --> 01:07:47.809 can hear birds chirping. He's like, life would 01:07:47.809 --> 01:07:49.309 be pretty good here. Like, I could just stay 01:07:49.309 --> 01:07:52.369 here my entire life. And, you know, I'm strong 01:07:52.369 --> 01:07:55.269 enough to live here now. And here's a thought, 01:07:55.329 --> 01:07:57.949 like, I could just not go back to the Fang. I 01:07:57.949 --> 01:08:00.869 could just be a man. But at this point, he's 01:08:00.869 --> 01:08:04.559 just... he's too he's he's too invested in a 01:08:04.559 --> 01:08:06.719 way in which he's like i actually want to like 01:08:06.719 --> 01:08:09.800 know more about these men of rust like i actually 01:08:09.800 --> 01:08:12.920 kind of wish to serve in that way like my life 01:08:12.920 --> 01:08:15.659 is more than just survival uh you know i he's 01:08:15.659 --> 01:08:18.840 emotionally like he would kill stride on in his 01:08:18.840 --> 01:08:20.300 sleep he hasn't done it because he has a sense 01:08:20.300 --> 01:08:24.760 of honor and ragnar is he's he still hates stride 01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:27.479 onto his very guts but he's willing to be like 01:08:27.479 --> 01:08:30.079 i'm kind of more into this thing at this point 01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:32.199 so he's He said, I will go back to the fang. 01:08:33.619 --> 01:08:35.579 He's getting close to the fang. He can see it. 01:08:35.899 --> 01:08:39.840 And then he realizes he's being hunted. Something 01:08:39.840 --> 01:08:43.060 has been following him for a little while. He 01:08:43.060 --> 01:08:47.279 gets pretty close. He thinks he can make it to 01:08:47.279 --> 01:08:50.180 the fang without a confrontation. But he's like, 01:08:50.300 --> 01:08:53.100 no, I have to face this. So he finds himself 01:08:53.100 --> 01:08:55.960 in a little enclosed area, somewhere that can 01:08:55.960 --> 01:08:58.600 cover his back, like a big boulder. Gets his 01:08:58.600 --> 01:09:01.729 spear and... He's like, I'm going to fail. And 01:09:01.729 --> 01:09:05.649 he starts a fire, puts it to his back so he doesn't 01:09:05.649 --> 01:09:08.050 lose his night vision. And he's like, I'm going 01:09:08.050 --> 01:09:11.170 to face whatever is hunting me. And then he sees 01:09:11.170 --> 01:09:14.210 a wolfen. And that's when he realized that before 01:09:14.210 --> 01:09:16.670 this, they'd realized the area around the fang 01:09:16.670 --> 01:09:20.350 is just filled with wolfen of like failed aspirants. 01:09:20.789 --> 01:09:23.409 Like the whole area is like just a danger zone. 01:09:23.829 --> 01:09:27.810 And he sees this wolfen and it's, you know, this 01:09:27.810 --> 01:09:30.279 point again, he's still a. you know, half boy 01:09:30.279 --> 01:09:34.000 man. So he like it literally makes his like skin 01:09:34.000 --> 01:09:36.079 prickle and he's like she was like, holy crap. 01:09:37.539 --> 01:09:41.779 This thing he in a way like there's like a moment 01:09:41.779 --> 01:09:43.439 between the two when they have eye contact and 01:09:43.439 --> 01:09:46.300 he's like, do I want to kill this thing? And 01:09:46.300 --> 01:09:48.340 he thinks he can see like some humanity in the 01:09:48.340 --> 01:09:51.060 wolf and left. But then the wolf and just charges 01:09:51.060 --> 01:09:54.199 him right now, takes a spear, rams it through 01:09:54.199 --> 01:09:57.550 his heart. and it like kind of dies on his as 01:09:57.550 --> 01:10:00.170 it's dying on his spear he realizes he recognizes 01:10:00.170 --> 01:10:03.789 the rune along its neck and it was his best friend 01:10:03.789 --> 01:10:09.130 who says ragnar with his dying breath so the 01:10:09.130 --> 01:10:13.930 only the only guy who like who'd made him like 01:10:13.930 --> 01:10:16.050 laugh or smile since his like his whole family 01:10:16.050 --> 01:10:19.550 died he killed him well that's depressing yeah 01:10:19.550 --> 01:10:25.329 and he literally like spends better he he he 01:10:25.329 --> 01:10:28.050 howls in like grief at this point because he's 01:10:28.050 --> 01:10:30.050 like you know i can't believe i killed my own 01:10:30.050 --> 01:10:34.149 friend by my own hand um he's pretty gutted about 01:10:34.149 --> 01:10:37.909 that but the next we see like ragnar arise back 01:10:37.909 --> 01:10:42.310 at the fang he did it and now it is time to warhammer 01:10:42.310 --> 01:10:47.949 40k ragnar sven nils who's like kind of ragnar's 01:10:47.949 --> 01:10:51.579 known ish but Now that the group is so small, 01:10:51.720 --> 01:10:54.699 there's only 10 of them. Maybe 12 of them left. 01:10:54.979 --> 01:10:56.859 Some of the recruits, some of them didn't make 01:10:56.859 --> 01:10:59.159 it back. They either got killed or decided to 01:10:59.159 --> 01:11:03.300 not come. And I remind sometimes Hakon would 01:11:03.300 --> 01:11:06.420 just execute recruits who were not up to snuff. 01:11:06.460 --> 01:11:10.319 He'd just be a bit like, ah, useless. Oh, hate 01:11:10.319 --> 01:11:14.680 this guy. Some of them just worked. There was 01:11:14.680 --> 01:11:17.100 one funny bit in the book, which is like... one 01:11:17.100 --> 01:11:19.479 night in when you're back in rustic before the 01:11:19.479 --> 01:11:22.779 um transformation stuff uh one of the recruits 01:11:22.779 --> 01:11:26.039 who was on um century he just went missing in 01:11:26.039 --> 01:11:27.800 the night and all the space walls grabbed their 01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:29.539 weapons and went looking for him because they're 01:11:29.539 --> 01:11:32.239 like he got kidnapped by something and they couldn't 01:11:32.239 --> 01:11:36.500 find him yeah so you mean you lost him you were 01:11:36.500 --> 01:11:40.779 nicked by a troll or something yeah at that point 01:11:40.779 --> 01:11:44.899 um at this point yeah ragnar arise back at the 01:11:44.899 --> 01:11:47.750 group So they're back at the Fang, Ragnar, Sven, 01:11:48.050 --> 01:11:52.489 Nils, and Strybjorn. He made it. They're about 01:11:52.489 --> 01:11:55.149 to have something even greater happen to them 01:11:55.149 --> 01:11:57.670 that they've done so far. Is there any more donuts 01:11:57.670 --> 01:12:00.430 before I kind of start rounding towards the end? 01:12:01.550 --> 01:12:09.949 One from Shalaxy's Wetherscripper. Colin, do 01:12:09.949 --> 01:12:11.029 you want to read this or would you rather not? 01:12:11.369 --> 01:12:15.949 You know, why not? Colin's burden to bear. Remember, 01:12:16.170 --> 01:12:18.729 for seven months, thank you, Shalaxy's Whatisgripper. 01:12:18.909 --> 01:12:21.949 I seek to suckle Colin's insulin hole. Love you 01:12:21.949 --> 01:12:25.829 guys. That is crazy. Truly horrendous, but thank 01:12:25.829 --> 01:12:30.470 you for the membership. I missed ten seconds 01:12:30.470 --> 01:12:34.010 ago when I hadn't read those words. We got Bean! 01:12:35.130 --> 01:12:40.289 Oh, I love Bean. Well, if you love beans, why 01:12:40.289 --> 01:12:43.250 don't you read his book? Oh, sorry. Five bucks. 01:12:43.250 --> 01:12:45.989 In the 41st millennium, there's at least one 01:12:45.989 --> 01:12:48.710 Blood Angels AMV used for Imperial propaganda. 01:12:49.189 --> 01:12:53.310 And it works. If there's one song that stood 01:12:53.310 --> 01:12:56.510 the test of time, it's Bring Me to Life. Yeah. 01:13:02.489 --> 01:13:05.489 Terrible name. Thank you for the $4 .99. Nice 01:13:05.489 --> 01:13:08.060 squirrel, PFP. First time catching the stream 01:13:08.060 --> 01:13:10.619 live. Well, welcome. Love everyone's content. 01:13:10.800 --> 01:13:12.560 Thank you very much. Always a pleasure to find 01:13:12.560 --> 01:13:15.100 another Colin whose parents got the spelling 01:13:15.100 --> 01:13:18.779 correct. Huge. Huge. Wow. One L for the win. 01:13:18.859 --> 01:13:24.319 Your parents weren't savages. Crazy. Well, thank 01:13:24.319 --> 01:13:27.439 you very much. It's Colin. Two L's because we 01:13:27.439 --> 01:13:31.920 got an U. Idiot. I got told off by AlphaBones 01:13:31.920 --> 01:13:33.659 recently. He was like, it's Connor with an E, 01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:36.569 not an O. I was like, oh. I've just been calling 01:13:36.569 --> 01:13:38.670 you Connor for like a year. Should be with an 01:13:38.670 --> 01:13:40.590 O, but that's less egregious. That's, you know, 01:13:40.609 --> 01:13:44.449 I get that. We have another one. Oh, one more. 01:13:44.869 --> 01:13:51.010 Yep. Main event merger. Five euros. I'm taking 01:13:51.010 --> 01:13:53.810 a break from Expedition 33 to tell all of you 01:13:53.810 --> 01:13:56.850 to go play Expedition 33. I'll check it out. 01:13:57.310 --> 01:14:00.670 Really good. I've heard. Rob, the honest wargamer, 01:14:00.770 --> 01:14:07.770 has been raving about it. Interesting. I do want 01:14:07.770 --> 01:14:11.270 to give it a proper go. Where am I? So at this 01:14:11.270 --> 01:14:17.310 point Ragnar and the group they start to undergo 01:14:17.310 --> 01:14:21.930 they're told after a month they are told by the 01:14:21.930 --> 01:14:24.609 tech priest that their transformation is settled 01:14:24.609 --> 01:14:26.510 so they're ready for the next stage which is 01:14:26.510 --> 01:14:32.109 they undergo the Astartes surgery. Re -education 01:14:32.109 --> 01:14:35.409 as well. This is the fun part here. They're cut 01:14:35.409 --> 01:14:41.869 open, lovingly presented with Astarte's organs 01:14:41.869 --> 01:14:44.850 and stuff and their place within them. Ragnar 01:14:44.850 --> 01:14:47.890 describes it in the book as quite, their body 01:14:47.890 --> 01:14:49.670 is really uncomfortable because there's basically 01:14:49.670 --> 01:14:52.869 an extra organ shoved in their guts at this point, 01:14:52.989 --> 01:14:54.689 but eventually it settles down and they start 01:14:54.689 --> 01:14:57.970 getting even larger. He says it's quite trippy 01:14:57.970 --> 01:15:01.840 because when he's transforming he's obviously 01:15:01.840 --> 01:15:04.039 getting taller so he says like he feels like 01:15:04.039 --> 01:15:06.859 weirdly like out of sync because he's like oh 01:15:06.859 --> 01:15:10.659 my god i come at a new height now um they also 01:15:10.659 --> 01:15:13.239 get okay does anyone know the meme of like you 01:15:13.239 --> 01:15:15.840 inject like 10 000 years of knowledge into your 01:15:15.840 --> 01:15:19.140 friend's brain or 40 40k stuff oh with the cat 01:15:19.140 --> 01:15:23.439 yeah it's just like yes well that turns out someone 01:15:23.439 --> 01:15:26.359 took like a song like a bit too literally um 01:15:26.359 --> 01:15:28.439 they have something called the crown of knowledge 01:15:28.439 --> 01:15:31.810 uh they're obviously all been tribesmen at this 01:15:31.810 --> 01:15:34.970 point you don't have enough time to educate them 01:15:34.970 --> 01:15:37.890 all so they space wolves have a literal crown 01:15:37.890 --> 01:15:41.010 that if they wear it it literally injects like 01:15:41.010 --> 01:15:44.350 10 000 years of space world history i assume 01:15:44.350 --> 01:15:48.050 like what is it from i was considering from x 01:15:48.050 --> 01:15:52.090 -men cerebro i was thinking like that bit where 01:15:52.090 --> 01:15:55.949 uh what is it vision grabs ultron just oh yeah 01:15:55.949 --> 01:15:58.409 yeah yeah He sees one second of the internet 01:15:58.409 --> 01:16:03.050 and he's like, destroy humanity. Destroy humanity. 01:16:04.449 --> 01:16:08.489 At this point, the Ragnar experiences the crown 01:16:08.489 --> 01:16:10.970 and he's like, he literally, he's like, he sees 01:16:10.970 --> 01:16:13.289 the heresy. He understands. It's funny because 01:16:13.289 --> 01:16:15.510 earlier he was like, someone said like the word 01:16:15.510 --> 01:16:17.550 chemistry when the tech breeze and he literally 01:16:17.550 --> 01:16:21.229 went, what the fuck is the word chemistry? He 01:16:21.229 --> 01:16:22.770 doesn't like it again. That's like, that's how 01:16:22.770 --> 01:16:25.609 ignorant they are. What am I looking at? Yeah. 01:16:26.029 --> 01:16:28.329 He doesn't know what that word meant at all. 01:16:28.430 --> 01:16:32.649 At this point, now he does. He understands what 01:16:32.649 --> 01:16:34.729 space wolves are. He understands the transformation 01:16:34.729 --> 01:16:37.250 happening in his body. He learns of the entire 01:16:37.250 --> 01:16:41.930 chapter's history. There's this thing called 01:16:41.930 --> 01:16:45.430 puberty, young man. Not every part of it sinks 01:16:45.430 --> 01:16:50.640 in properly, but it does over time. like knowledge 01:16:50.640 --> 01:16:53.319 like you know gifts of how like how their weapons 01:16:53.319 --> 01:16:56.180 operate what is science what is technology what 01:16:56.180 --> 01:16:59.000 is you know the history of mankind what is terror 01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:02.260 what is the emperor of mankind not just the all 01:17:02.260 --> 01:17:04.979 -father so they get to learn so much about the 01:17:04.979 --> 01:17:07.039 entire obviously they literally they learn about 01:17:07.039 --> 01:17:08.960 this is the actual point where warmer 40k is 01:17:08.960 --> 01:17:11.039 relevant in the entire book and it's basically 01:17:11.039 --> 01:17:14.500 near the end um at this point as well he starts 01:17:14.500 --> 01:17:17.460 to put on his first set of armor which is a pretty 01:17:17.460 --> 01:17:20.880 big deal for him he actually has an experience 01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:23.180 where they ask him to like have a rock in his 01:17:23.180 --> 01:17:25.840 hand and he can kind of like he can explain like 01:17:25.840 --> 01:17:29.399 in a style of his armor uh he can like feel like 01:17:29.399 --> 01:17:32.260 the sensitivity of touch on it but there's like 01:17:32.260 --> 01:17:35.439 fake in the armor but and then like he feels 01:17:35.439 --> 01:17:37.399 like he can actually cross like ball you know 01:17:37.399 --> 01:17:41.340 stones in his hands like easily his uh he's in 01:17:41.340 --> 01:17:43.840 his obviously force of armor now he's actually 01:17:43.840 --> 01:17:46.630 a space wolf kind of the tech marine is like 01:17:46.630 --> 01:17:48.949 he puts the pebble in his hand and he's like 01:17:48.949 --> 01:17:52.989 crush it and he's like what is it no no bro trust 01:17:52.989 --> 01:17:56.930 me trust me give it like a he goes oh wow he's 01:17:56.930 --> 01:17:58.270 like yeah this is gonna take a bit of getting 01:17:58.270 --> 01:18:00.789 used to like go easy it's gonna take a while 01:18:00.789 --> 01:18:05.069 yeah there's a the blades of grass armor and 01:18:05.069 --> 01:18:07.750 it's weird it's strange there's a part here which 01:18:07.750 --> 01:18:10.529 is um it explains like you know the whole thing 01:18:10.529 --> 01:18:12.729 of ultramarines was like theoretical and practical 01:18:12.729 --> 01:18:16.689 uh All of their knowledge right now is basically 01:18:16.689 --> 01:18:20.689 theoretical. So they start training with actually 01:18:20.689 --> 01:18:22.810 Astarte's weapons, which is hilarious because 01:18:22.810 --> 01:18:25.869 they go to a gun range and Ragnar can't hit anything. 01:18:26.130 --> 01:18:29.470 He is terrible. Because obviously he's like, 01:18:29.510 --> 01:18:33.010 he knows how the gun works and stuff. And to 01:18:33.010 --> 01:18:34.789 be fair, to rub it in, the instructors are just 01:18:34.789 --> 01:18:37.250 like, doesn't even look. It's like, you get used 01:18:37.250 --> 01:18:43.039 to it. We all live. he's pretty frustrated because 01:18:43.039 --> 01:18:44.600 he's like he's been basically good at everything 01:18:44.600 --> 01:18:46.720 else everything so far because it's all been 01:18:46.720 --> 01:18:49.720 like an offshoot of like tribal life now he's 01:18:49.720 --> 01:18:52.819 actually learning you know you know ugly hand 01:18:52.819 --> 01:18:55.020 grenade you know guns and stuff like that he's 01:18:55.020 --> 01:18:56.819 actually learning about chainsaws and things 01:18:56.819 --> 01:18:59.859 and there's another cool part here which i don't 01:18:59.859 --> 01:19:02.500 think is in many other stories below the fang 01:19:02.500 --> 01:19:05.140 they have training areas and they have different 01:19:05.140 --> 01:19:07.880 training areas which have different like flora 01:19:07.880 --> 01:19:10.020 and fauna so there's one part where they're training 01:19:10.020 --> 01:19:14.380 in like a sweaty jungle in on Fenris but like 01:19:14.380 --> 01:19:17.279 in a cave and they do other like one they're 01:19:17.279 --> 01:19:19.020 like deserts and they do other things so there's 01:19:19.020 --> 01:19:22.279 the different areas which again you imagine to 01:19:22.279 --> 01:19:24.659 them they're like they they know now on what 01:19:24.659 --> 01:19:27.380 a desert is or what a forest is like you know 01:19:27.380 --> 01:19:29.699 tropical forest but this is the first time they've 01:19:29.699 --> 01:19:31.359 ever seen them like that in their entire lives 01:19:31.359 --> 01:19:35.840 so it's pretty uh incredible to them um but also 01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:40.239 uh despite so many like like probably 12 of them 01:19:40.239 --> 01:19:43.199 getting to this stage here. It's still pretty 01:19:43.199 --> 01:19:47.020 dangerous. One of the recruits manages to shoot 01:19:47.020 --> 01:19:49.899 his own head off with the gun because he forgets 01:19:49.899 --> 01:19:53.180 about gun safety. And he's already gone through 01:19:53.180 --> 01:19:57.300 the transformation of being a space horse. The 01:19:57.300 --> 01:20:01.960 resident apothecary just there going, Great. 01:20:02.479 --> 01:20:06.479 That's just great. It gets better. No, wait, 01:20:06.579 --> 01:20:08.720 hang on, hang on. He remembered gun safety. The 01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:10.960 first rule of gun safety is to have fun. Have 01:20:10.960 --> 01:20:14.260 fun, baby. And the guy does like a proper, like 01:20:14.260 --> 01:20:16.039 he cleans it wrong. And then he's like, and then 01:20:16.039 --> 01:20:19.119 Ragnar and Sven are like, yeah. And they're like, 01:20:19.140 --> 01:20:21.760 damn, he forgot that the chamber was, you know. 01:20:22.159 --> 01:20:26.119 Still had a bullet. That's the second rule. Look 01:20:26.119 --> 01:20:28.300 right down the barrel and make sure it's empty. 01:20:28.680 --> 01:20:32.199 I feel like with a bolt around, you would just 01:20:32.199 --> 01:20:35.779 do that. You go, oh yeah, I can feel there's 01:20:35.779 --> 01:20:37.520 some weight in this. You take that out, there'd 01:20:37.520 --> 01:20:40.420 be a noticeable difference. But no, guess not. 01:20:40.619 --> 01:20:45.300 Silly wolves. Yeah, that one didn't go so hot. 01:20:46.279 --> 01:20:50.739 It gets worse. It gets worse. Turns out there 01:20:50.739 --> 01:20:53.590 was more than one death. uh one of the recruits 01:20:53.590 --> 01:20:57.189 blew himself up with his own grenade god bless 01:20:57.189 --> 01:21:00.609 god bless uh yeah so he just because they've 01:21:00.609 --> 01:21:02.210 been training with a lot with um like literally 01:21:02.210 --> 01:21:04.449 like paintball guns or paintball rounds at this 01:21:04.449 --> 01:21:06.210 point and they start training with the real stuff 01:21:06.210 --> 01:21:07.609 and then one of them acts on himself like he 01:21:07.609 --> 01:21:11.689 just blows himself up pretty bad and this is 01:21:11.689 --> 01:21:14.710 my favorite one by far they're sitting at dinner 01:21:14.710 --> 01:21:16.869 like in the feast hall and one of the recruits 01:21:16.869 --> 01:21:22.289 just goes And just dies. Because it turns out 01:21:22.289 --> 01:21:24.909 sometimes the gene seed just doesn't work. You 01:21:24.909 --> 01:21:28.850 know, it's rare. He just shit out a little bit, 01:21:28.909 --> 01:21:32.489 our bad fellow. At the table, he just goes, and 01:21:32.489 --> 01:21:35.970 he just dies at the table. He's just sitting 01:21:35.970 --> 01:21:38.949 there, head lulled. And everyone's like, what 01:21:38.949 --> 01:21:43.829 the hell just happened? No, he's dead. What? 01:21:43.970 --> 01:21:48.720 Oh, okay. What do you mean? He died. Just died 01:21:48.720 --> 01:21:51.520 at the table. Could you imagine getting that 01:21:51.520 --> 01:21:55.760 far though? Could you imagine? Dante like, I 01:21:55.760 --> 01:22:02.859 wish. Yeah, that was pretty rough. At this point 01:22:02.859 --> 01:22:05.000 though, they've been training again for the months. 01:22:05.159 --> 01:22:09.500 I guess probably only 18 in some way, but he 01:22:09.500 --> 01:22:11.880 feels very different now. He's literally a space 01:22:11.880 --> 01:22:14.479 wolf. His knowledge is far beyond what he knew 01:22:14.479 --> 01:22:17.130 before. they have to explain like a lot of the 01:22:17.130 --> 01:22:21.930 knowledge sometimes is like they have to almost 01:22:21.930 --> 01:22:23.869 like sort through their brain because like so 01:22:23.869 --> 01:22:26.590 much was uploaded at once that they sometimes 01:22:26.590 --> 01:22:29.369 have to remember things in a different way to 01:22:29.369 --> 01:22:32.350 like yes i do know about that stuff give me a 01:22:32.350 --> 01:22:35.550 second because you know it's not like normal 01:22:35.550 --> 01:22:37.250 memory or like instinct they actually have to 01:22:37.250 --> 01:22:39.329 you know it was like it was basically imprinted 01:22:39.329 --> 01:22:42.359 in their brain so they have to it's a bit different 01:22:42.359 --> 01:22:44.500 for them like remembering how certain things 01:22:44.500 --> 01:22:46.619 work outside of like their normal lives before 01:22:46.619 --> 01:22:51.140 this Ragnar at this point then has his next like 01:22:51.140 --> 01:22:53.619 happiest day of his life when he is taken to 01:22:53.619 --> 01:22:56.779 Deep in the Fang and he's asked to make his pledges 01:22:56.779 --> 01:23:00.659 to the chapter and at this point he's in he's 01:23:00.659 --> 01:23:03.119 like I'm so in like you know he can't wait to 01:23:03.119 --> 01:23:06.739 see more about the stars the galaxy he He feels 01:23:06.739 --> 01:23:09.159 like a sense of massive pride being, you know, 01:23:09.159 --> 01:23:12.560 I'm a Fenrisian and we're tied to this incredible, 01:23:12.680 --> 01:23:16.819 you know, chapter of honor and, you know, immense 01:23:16.819 --> 01:23:21.859 sort of, you know, grandiose, like, you know, 01:23:21.859 --> 01:23:24.220 we're saving humanity. Essentially, we fight 01:23:24.220 --> 01:23:28.840 for the, you know, the greatest, greatest boys 01:23:28.840 --> 01:23:32.079 ever. He feels incredible about doing this big 01:23:32.079 --> 01:23:35.260 moment in his life. They get drunk. There's a 01:23:35.260 --> 01:23:38.699 huge feast in the hall. They get, you know, Space 01:23:38.699 --> 01:23:42.760 Wolves. Usually Astartes are immune to alcohol 01:23:42.760 --> 01:23:45.960 and all kinds of toxins. But the Space Wolves 01:23:45.960 --> 01:23:48.319 are special, special boys. And they managed to 01:23:48.319 --> 01:23:51.659 brew a beer so strong that even Space Wolves 01:23:51.659 --> 01:23:55.260 can get drunk. And they're like, I mean. My mouth 01:23:55.260 --> 01:23:57.460 watered when they described this meal. They said, 01:23:57.500 --> 01:23:59.039 like, there's, like, a full -on, like, you know, 01:23:59.079 --> 01:24:01.359 like, slow -roasting section in there. They had, 01:24:01.420 --> 01:24:03.680 like, full -on chunks of, like, you know, pork, 01:24:03.699 --> 01:24:07.239 venison, and beef. And I was like, bro. And beer. 01:24:07.899 --> 01:24:11.340 Just, like, constant beer. Real talk. Bit of 01:24:11.340 --> 01:24:14.119 a sidebar. If you guys, if you fellas had the 01:24:14.119 --> 01:24:17.140 opportunity to have, like, Kata -chan roasted 01:24:17.140 --> 01:24:20.500 tyranid, like, bits, would you give it a try? 01:24:20.659 --> 01:24:24.989 Just be like, screw it. As long as it won't kill 01:24:24.989 --> 01:24:28.970 me. I want to give it a try. Let me take a nibble. 01:24:30.890 --> 01:24:36.789 I'm a big food fan. I mean, will I die? Well, 01:24:37.109 --> 01:24:42.090 let's just assume no. We'll find out. But if 01:24:42.090 --> 01:24:45.210 you live, you'll become ripped. And that's the 01:24:45.210 --> 01:24:50.630 beauty of it. I wish that every day of my life. 01:24:50.689 --> 01:24:53.659 I'm always six weeks away. from my perfect form 01:24:53.659 --> 01:24:58.560 okay always six weeks away um at this point though 01:24:58.560 --> 01:25:01.659 ragnar is very much and then he catches sight 01:25:01.659 --> 01:25:07.359 of um strybjorn and like he loses like all of 01:25:07.359 --> 01:25:09.300 his joy because again he just thinks that i just 01:25:09.300 --> 01:25:12.600 need to kill this mf i need to kill this guy 01:25:12.600 --> 01:25:15.899 um he still can see like as much as hatred is 01:25:15.899 --> 01:25:18.619 like again they've warned him about it you know 01:25:18.619 --> 01:25:20.939 he's not he's not at the end of one book, you 01:25:20.939 --> 01:25:22.859 know, finish his character arc, he's still got 01:25:22.859 --> 01:25:27.260 a lot of work to do. The next part is, like, 01:25:27.279 --> 01:25:29.140 I feel it's weirdly, like, tacked on at the end 01:25:29.140 --> 01:25:31.939 of this book, surprisingly, but just finishing 01:25:31.939 --> 01:25:35.260 up, because obviously it's just summarizing it 01:25:35.260 --> 01:25:38.359 briefly. They go, essentially, the Blood Claws 01:25:38.359 --> 01:25:40.199 and all their mission, like, all their group, 01:25:40.340 --> 01:25:42.819 they are assigned their first mission, which 01:25:42.819 --> 01:25:45.659 is to go find, like, a scouting party on Fenris 01:25:45.659 --> 01:25:47.979 who just basically didn't answer the call back. 01:25:49.510 --> 01:25:53.609 They are with one of their older space wolves 01:25:53.609 --> 01:25:54.989 who I can't remember the name of off the top 01:25:54.989 --> 01:25:58.590 of my head, but this guy is a long fang. Obviously, 01:25:58.710 --> 01:26:02.109 as space wolves live longer, their fangs get 01:26:02.109 --> 01:26:05.069 longer, their hair gets grey. This guy is an 01:26:05.069 --> 01:26:08.329 old space wolf and to the point in which he knows 01:26:08.329 --> 01:26:14.050 every member of his... Oh, is it Sergeant Hengist? 01:26:14.109 --> 01:26:16.909 Hengist, that's it. Every member of his group 01:26:16.909 --> 01:26:20.840 is... Essentially, they all died at this point, 01:26:20.939 --> 01:26:23.479 and so he's sent back to Fenris to work on recruitment. 01:26:24.020 --> 01:26:27.399 So he's kind of all alone. Imagine if... For 01:26:27.399 --> 01:26:31.880 this guy, it's a sad fate for Longfangs, where 01:26:31.880 --> 01:26:34.399 all their friends basically are dead at this 01:26:34.399 --> 01:26:36.880 point, and they've been waging war for centuries, 01:26:36.979 --> 01:26:39.659 and they're like, yeah, I'm ready to go, because 01:26:39.659 --> 01:26:42.659 I'm literally the last one left. So he's not... 01:26:42.659 --> 01:26:46.960 This guy's like gigantic walruses, which is pretty 01:26:46.960 --> 01:26:50.079 cool. That's where they go a long time. They 01:26:50.079 --> 01:26:53.340 eventually find this cave entrance. Something's 01:26:53.340 --> 01:26:56.220 quite off with it. But a long story short is 01:26:56.220 --> 01:26:59.460 they descend deeper and deeper in. And eventually 01:26:59.460 --> 01:27:04.619 they find that there is a literal Thousand Suns 01:27:04.619 --> 01:27:10.090 Chaos Sorcerer on Fenris. uh yeah with an all 01:27:10.090 --> 01:27:12.630 -on shrine like how did that get there that should 01:27:12.630 --> 01:27:14.750 be yeah some of the group was here some of the 01:27:14.750 --> 01:27:17.130 group was split earlier took like before they 01:27:17.130 --> 01:27:20.010 went in to call for reinforcements uh ragnar 01:27:20.010 --> 01:27:25.649 and stride on um went in with it and this is 01:27:25.649 --> 01:27:29.609 a chaos sorcerer they don't have a chance they're 01:27:29.609 --> 01:27:31.489 just dudes with bolters at this point though 01:27:32.060 --> 01:27:34.680 uh hengist tells like ragnar like and some of 01:27:34.680 --> 01:27:36.939 the others to like you know you go we'll hold 01:27:36.939 --> 01:27:39.539 him off they start retreating back they find 01:27:39.539 --> 01:27:42.479 like cultists and other crazy things like start 01:27:42.479 --> 01:27:46.260 attacking them um they start they're space wars 01:27:46.260 --> 01:27:50.880 now so they do munch them pretty easily but eventually 01:27:50.880 --> 01:27:54.560 gets the point where strybjorn gets injured and 01:27:54.560 --> 01:27:58.000 now ragnar's in a dilemma because he's like you 01:27:58.000 --> 01:27:59.819 know he's like since you're injured he's like 01:27:59.819 --> 01:28:03.520 yes yes but now he's also like that's his space 01:28:03.520 --> 01:28:06.899 walk brother so it's like yeah cool literally 01:28:06.899 --> 01:28:10.699 being like do it do it yes uh before we finish 01:28:10.699 --> 01:28:12.880 off the tale of right now there's any more last 01:28:12.880 --> 01:28:17.840 few donors maybe just for uh a couple more edging 01:28:17.840 --> 01:28:23.800 us with with hal here thank you space wolves 01:28:23.800 --> 01:28:25.880 get 10 000 years of chapter law beamed into their 01:28:25.880 --> 01:28:27.680 brain in the form of a little dark age edits 01:28:27.680 --> 01:28:32.180 love it caleb Good to see you, brother. Cat of 01:28:32.180 --> 01:28:34.720 Collins. Two bucks, basically. One nice night, 01:28:34.760 --> 01:28:38.539 right? Woo -woo. Colin is worse than a furry. 01:28:38.699 --> 01:28:42.819 He reads AO3. Not a fan of any of those words. 01:28:42.960 --> 01:28:46.359 Have you considered dying? Another woo -woo? 01:28:46.359 --> 01:28:50.020 Another woo -woo? One thing later? Crazy. It's 01:28:50.020 --> 01:28:57.020 just for Colin. Sure. Yeah, yeah, probably. Well, 01:28:57.119 --> 01:29:02.640 it is... Thank you, Cecilius Clown. Thank you 01:29:02.640 --> 01:29:05.720 for the $5 and the name. Woo, fellas, can I say 01:29:05.720 --> 01:29:08.920 I hate the hypno -indoctrination? Seems like 01:29:08.920 --> 01:29:10.939 an excuse to write bad Marine characters, you 01:29:10.939 --> 01:29:13.399 know? I read the word hypno -indoctrination. 01:29:13.439 --> 01:29:15.340 Yeah, you thought something else. I went to better 01:29:15.340 --> 01:29:18.979 places than I thought. Fair enough, fair enough. 01:29:19.260 --> 01:29:21.239 I mean, they do that with every Space Marine 01:29:21.239 --> 01:29:23.960 captain, one way or another. Every Space Marine 01:29:23.960 --> 01:29:26.600 gets like, hey, this is why you should hate Chaos. 01:29:27.220 --> 01:29:29.399 It goes straight in the brain. You can just also, 01:29:29.579 --> 01:29:32.800 I mean... default imperium like there's there's 01:29:32.800 --> 01:29:34.739 a little bit of indoctrination at every level 01:29:34.739 --> 01:29:37.420 of society and and let's and let's be honest 01:29:37.420 --> 01:29:40.460 right i've seen the recent news about kids with 01:29:40.460 --> 01:29:42.979 like ipads at school not like learning using 01:29:42.979 --> 01:29:46.579 ai to write their like essays if we had that 01:29:46.579 --> 01:29:50.319 tech right now every school in the world would 01:29:50.319 --> 01:29:52.180 be like right beam the info directly into their 01:29:52.180 --> 01:29:54.619 brain we need more accountants we need more builders 01:29:54.619 --> 01:29:57.340 we need just give them the info get them on the 01:29:57.340 --> 01:30:00.960 workforce go on we'd be in this novel though 01:30:00.960 --> 01:30:03.939 this is 20 years old this novel so i imagine 01:30:03.939 --> 01:30:06.140 this is one of the first ones that actually mentioned 01:30:06.140 --> 01:30:10.279 that was a thing yeah so they i think they get 01:30:10.279 --> 01:30:12.539 away with that oh there's one more uh donation 01:30:12.539 --> 01:30:17.359 there and these are from thank you for the two 01:30:17.359 --> 01:30:22.640 dollars who's talks fave vtubers sorry forever 01:30:25.560 --> 01:30:28.760 man you're killing us with this man i don't know 01:30:28.760 --> 01:30:30.560 i have a favorite vtuber i guess it would be 01:30:30.560 --> 01:30:34.180 uh um there you go because she's the only one 01:30:34.180 --> 01:30:39.100 that's a name isn't it yeah that's a that's an 01:30:39.100 --> 01:30:43.000 actor i believe oh i see is it i think it's a 01:30:43.000 --> 01:30:46.460 anime i mean like a like a singer avatar yeah 01:30:46.460 --> 01:30:50.119 yeah she is Avatar, but it's like an artist. 01:30:50.260 --> 01:30:51.619 I don't know if it's the same thing as a VTuber. 01:30:53.060 --> 01:30:57.560 I don't know, bro. I don't know. I'm just saying. 01:30:57.720 --> 01:31:01.159 I bet Colin knows the answer. He's just not saying 01:31:01.159 --> 01:31:04.619 anything. I didn't actually hear the name, so 01:31:04.619 --> 01:31:09.100 I'm kind of just lost. Oh, no. That's just a 01:31:09.100 --> 01:31:12.039 computer voice. She's a friend to everyone, but 01:31:12.039 --> 01:31:16.619 there's no person behind that. It's a lie. It 01:31:16.619 --> 01:31:20.420 uses a voice bank. That's how all those singing 01:31:20.420 --> 01:31:25.340 anime women thing work. Damn. We need Bricky 01:31:25.340 --> 01:31:27.539 here for you to unite on your love of YouTuber 01:31:27.539 --> 01:31:33.840 personalities. Listen. Fuck him for getting them 01:31:33.840 --> 01:31:40.140 into the wrong Warhammer. That is a degenerate. 01:31:44.710 --> 01:31:47.149 Mike, Eli did not say the N word. What are you 01:31:47.149 --> 01:31:56.470 talking about? Anyway, so Temple of Chaos on 01:31:56.470 --> 01:32:00.170 Fenris. What's going on? Ragnar at this point 01:32:00.170 --> 01:32:07.350 is pretty tempted to let Strybjorn die. I don't 01:32:07.350 --> 01:32:09.689 do it justice. He is warring within him, but 01:32:09.689 --> 01:32:13.189 eventually he helps lift up Strybjorn. They start 01:32:13.189 --> 01:32:16.300 carrying him out. in like the indian man himself 01:32:16.300 --> 01:32:20.220 eventually they realize like this you know their 01:32:20.220 --> 01:32:22.659 group who held off the sorcerer is definitely 01:32:22.659 --> 01:32:25.619 dead and they get confronted by the guy again 01:32:25.619 --> 01:32:28.300 uh the two of them actually team up together 01:32:28.300 --> 01:32:32.199 to go take on this sorcerer and through their 01:32:32.199 --> 01:32:34.300 teamwork together like they actually put their 01:32:34.300 --> 01:32:37.119 full trust into each other as like brothers should 01:32:37.119 --> 01:32:40.220 and eventually they do manage to like take him 01:32:40.220 --> 01:32:44.010 down he is someone who we will They actually 01:32:44.010 --> 01:32:47.869 kill him, but this is crazy, this person. We'll 01:32:47.869 --> 01:32:49.850 be hearing from this character again. I don't 01:32:49.850 --> 01:32:51.890 ever want to bring it up in this episode because 01:32:51.890 --> 01:32:54.609 he has more of a part to play later, kind of. 01:32:54.609 --> 01:33:00.609 It's Nagash. It's a Thousand Sons Marine who, 01:33:00.649 --> 01:33:04.470 like, he actually can't die, which is interesting. 01:33:04.949 --> 01:33:07.609 He also has an offhanded comment where he mentions, 01:33:07.689 --> 01:33:10.899 like, you know, when you guys attacked Fenris, 01:33:11.020 --> 01:33:15.319 you know, or you guys, you know, he meant he, 01:33:15.319 --> 01:33:18.260 he, he lures with like the Prospero in the space 01:33:18.260 --> 01:33:21.119 world history that Ragnar has in his mind. It's 01:33:21.119 --> 01:33:22.500 obviously the space wars are like completely 01:33:22.500 --> 01:33:25.479 just in doing it, obviously. And in some way 01:33:25.479 --> 01:33:27.579 there's a weird mix match where he's like, you 01:33:27.579 --> 01:33:30.000 know, the thousand sons attacked the Imperium 01:33:30.000 --> 01:33:32.399 and therefore we, you know, the, you know, the 01:33:32.399 --> 01:33:34.140 space wars and ancient space, or, you know, they. 01:33:34.970 --> 01:33:37.090 Prospero was an act of self -defense, said Ragnar. 01:33:37.090 --> 01:33:40.409 You attacked us first. And Ragnar's like, that's 01:33:40.409 --> 01:33:46.909 not true. Duh. So it's an interesting... What 01:33:46.909 --> 01:33:51.149 we say, a little propaganda in the space of, 01:33:51.329 --> 01:33:57.170 you know, stimulation crown thing. And they manage 01:33:57.170 --> 01:33:59.489 to take down this sorcerer. They're pretty beaten 01:33:59.489 --> 01:34:02.649 up and near death. This is when the others... 01:34:03.119 --> 01:34:06.380 the whole basically because there was an alert 01:34:06.380 --> 01:34:09.840 like chaos is on fenris the entire space force 01:34:09.840 --> 01:34:14.060 chapter everyone is like what and they get like 01:34:14.060 --> 01:34:16.479 the entire they leave the cave and they're like 01:34:16.479 --> 01:34:20.520 the entire like chapter who is on fenris that 01:34:20.520 --> 01:34:23.479 well but the way they explain it is like each 01:34:23.479 --> 01:34:25.939 term of the great companies of space or like 01:34:25.939 --> 01:34:28.420 basically their own chapters trying strong companies 01:34:28.420 --> 01:34:31.619 yeah they periodically come back and forth to 01:34:31.619 --> 01:34:35.670 fenris to like you know, re -crew and, you know, 01:34:35.710 --> 01:34:37.550 re -arm and things like that. That hasn't happened 01:34:37.550 --> 01:34:40.930 yet for Ragnar's group, but the group who are 01:34:40.930 --> 01:34:44.789 on Fenris anyway, all of them show up. And they're 01:34:44.789 --> 01:34:46.390 like, everything okay, boys? It's basically that 01:34:46.390 --> 01:34:50.470 Super Smash Bros. trailer where it's like, everyone's 01:34:50.470 --> 01:34:52.670 here! And it's like Solid Snake, like, I'm here 01:34:52.670 --> 01:34:55.350 too! Oh my god, look at all these guys! These 01:34:55.350 --> 01:34:59.520 guys are cool! right now even like i think sven 01:34:59.520 --> 01:35:01.680 as it shows up and says like you know they called 01:35:01.680 --> 01:35:03.640 everyone they even had this guy called bjorn 01:35:03.640 --> 01:35:06.800 turn up and obviously that means you know bjorn 01:35:06.800 --> 01:35:10.279 the fell -handed dreadnought daddy from horus 01:35:10.279 --> 01:35:13.260 heresy himself literally don't call him that 01:35:13.260 --> 01:35:17.319 you know you know the dude literally is awakened 01:35:17.319 --> 01:35:22.640 he literally is awakened at this point um so 01:35:22.640 --> 01:35:25.340 it's a pretty big deal that again in the saga 01:35:25.340 --> 01:35:29.140 of ragnar blackmane you know he's getting pretty 01:35:29.140 --> 01:35:31.739 up there because he managed to kill a chaos sorcerer 01:35:31.739 --> 01:35:35.340 and you can tell like a lot of the older space 01:35:35.340 --> 01:35:37.119 over the sensing like there's something maybe 01:35:37.119 --> 01:35:40.020 about this guy you know you know he's not he's 01:35:40.020 --> 01:35:43.760 not a chosen one but he's clearly um he's finding 01:35:43.760 --> 01:35:45.760 himself in a lot of dangerous situations and 01:35:45.760 --> 01:35:48.479 he's winning so they're taking notice of him 01:35:48.479 --> 01:35:51.199 though that's kind of i don't remember any more 01:35:51.199 --> 01:35:57.079 to the first book um Again, there's six books 01:35:57.079 --> 01:35:59.380 and a novella for Ragnar Blackmane. There's quite 01:35:59.380 --> 01:36:03.140 a lot of stories to go through. I would say the 01:36:03.140 --> 01:36:05.100 first one, this one is pretty good because it's, 01:36:05.100 --> 01:36:07.779 again, like I said before, it's mostly a fantasy 01:36:07.779 --> 01:36:10.840 book, this one. There's no guns really or anything 01:36:10.840 --> 01:36:14.479 for most of the entire book. I don't always do 01:36:14.479 --> 01:36:16.859 it justice, but again, really good character 01:36:16.859 --> 01:36:19.159 dialogue and inner monologues of Ragnar throughout 01:36:19.159 --> 01:36:22.060 the... yeah it was interesting and fenders itself 01:36:22.060 --> 01:36:25.880 is a character so and the overarching thing of 01:36:25.880 --> 01:36:28.880 this story particularly is just like him and 01:36:28.880 --> 01:36:32.420 um grim skull it's their whole striped yawn and 01:36:32.420 --> 01:36:34.520 ragnar trying to get over their differences because 01:36:34.520 --> 01:36:36.840 after this book they're kind of thick as thieves 01:36:36.840 --> 01:36:38.979 they put their differences aside and they realize 01:36:38.979 --> 01:36:42.319 oh no we're brothers now you killing my dad wasn't 01:36:42.319 --> 01:36:46.460 a big deal don't worry about it uh yeah chaos 01:36:46.460 --> 01:36:52.050 is the real enemy later on they become they're 01:36:52.050 --> 01:36:54.930 not friends but they are comrades they become 01:36:54.930 --> 01:36:58.449 like normal space marine brothers Ragnar is not 01:36:58.449 --> 01:37:00.310 looming over him at the dead of night with a 01:37:00.310 --> 01:37:02.630 pillow anymore they're just like no we get on 01:37:02.630 --> 01:37:05.430 well enough that I'm not going to try to snuff 01:37:05.430 --> 01:37:08.869 out the life of you we can be chill because chaos 01:37:08.869 --> 01:37:11.770 is cringe and we're united in how chaos is really 01:37:11.770 --> 01:37:14.689 cringe and that's how they work because the robot 01:37:14.689 --> 01:37:18.590 machine teacher taught me that yeah it's pretty 01:37:18.590 --> 01:37:21.350 again ragnar's still not perfect at this at the 01:37:21.350 --> 01:37:24.069 end of this book he doesn't hate striving anymore 01:37:24.069 --> 01:37:27.810 but he doesn't like him um but he's willing to 01:37:27.810 --> 01:37:29.750 again like he's willing to put aside what was 01:37:29.750 --> 01:37:33.489 the vengeance of like the mortal ragnar or something 01:37:33.489 --> 01:37:36.329 for the fact of you know there's a great danger 01:37:36.329 --> 01:37:40.210 and evil for the enemies of mankind and um yeah 01:37:40.210 --> 01:37:42.850 that's kind of the end of book one there though 01:37:42.850 --> 01:37:44.529 i don't know if anyone had any previous thought 01:37:44.529 --> 01:37:48.640 i know uh in terms like space wolfy character 01:37:48.640 --> 01:37:51.119 i know there's a lot of wolf stuff within the 01:37:51.119 --> 01:37:55.300 book but um it's pretty it's not egregious this 01:37:55.300 --> 01:37:57.460 book luckily other than like the wolfen part 01:37:57.460 --> 01:38:00.720 it's interesting though because like william 01:38:00.720 --> 01:38:04.859 king did four of the six books for ragnar he 01:38:04.859 --> 01:38:10.060 retired yeah but the only other book he did is 01:38:10.060 --> 01:38:13.100 a for 40k at least is an obscure rogue trader 01:38:13.100 --> 01:38:16.119 book where he sides with a farcier of ufway and 01:38:16.119 --> 01:38:18.619 also chats with eldrad and i've not read it yet 01:38:18.619 --> 01:38:22.260 but it's a one -off and it's like huh and like 01:38:22.260 --> 01:38:25.119 that's the only other book he's done for 40k 01:38:25.119 --> 01:38:28.060 and it's an old book um but it does a lot of 01:38:28.060 --> 01:38:30.819 good job of like world building i would say i 01:38:30.819 --> 01:38:33.920 know i think also the lord solar mccarius thing 01:38:33.920 --> 01:38:36.260 is that like It's basically irrelevant to the 01:38:36.260 --> 01:38:40.779 setting now. They're like the Alexander the Great 01:38:40.779 --> 01:38:44.640 copy. William King, though, does deliver a pretty 01:38:44.640 --> 01:38:47.760 good book. Again, it's almost like the perfect 01:38:47.760 --> 01:38:52.520 intro to 40K in a way, I think. I honestly think 01:38:52.520 --> 01:38:54.460 this would be a good one for the TV series if 01:38:54.460 --> 01:38:55.960 they did it, because you wouldn't have to have 01:38:55.960 --> 01:38:58.199 proper big space marines. You could have them 01:38:58.199 --> 01:39:00.600 in it briefly during the... I love the idea, 01:39:00.739 --> 01:39:02.300 for example, the bit where there's the fight 01:39:02.300 --> 01:39:05.279 going on between... The Grimmskull's on the Thunderfists. 01:39:05.600 --> 01:39:08.859 And there's a bit where a Grimmskull tries to 01:39:08.859 --> 01:39:12.079 shoot one of the, well, attack one of the Thunderfists 01:39:12.079 --> 01:39:14.199 while he's not got his weapon. And you just see 01:39:14.199 --> 01:39:16.119 like the chaplain nod to one of the guys and 01:39:16.119 --> 01:39:19.060 kind of like, like the Astartes animation, just 01:39:19.060 --> 01:39:21.279 zoom. And then it's just like, you just hear 01:39:21.279 --> 01:39:22.319 tread, tread, tread, tread, tread. And he just 01:39:22.319 --> 01:39:25.979 goes like, backhand, turns him into red mist. 01:39:26.180 --> 01:39:27.960 And then he walks away because it's like, no, 01:39:28.039 --> 01:39:29.939 that's not a fair fight. And you'd be able to 01:39:29.939 --> 01:39:31.779 have like a little bit of CGI budget to do that 01:39:31.779 --> 01:39:34.430 scene. And you'd see how powerful a space Marine 01:39:34.430 --> 01:39:36.630 is compared to a mortal person. And then they 01:39:36.630 --> 01:39:38.409 fight. And it's like, it's like a show of Vikings, 01:39:38.489 --> 01:39:40.689 the TV show. Like, yeah, you could get away with 01:39:40.689 --> 01:39:43.590 it, but how much of the story you could do is 01:39:43.590 --> 01:39:46.529 questionable. At least in a TV setting. Yeah. 01:39:46.550 --> 01:39:50.050 Cause like for, I would say like maybe 60 to 01:39:50.050 --> 01:39:52.210 70 % of it is like, there's no space Marines 01:39:52.210 --> 01:39:55.210 in the scene. So like, it's, it's very light 01:39:55.210 --> 01:39:58.710 on space Marines throughout most of this stuff. 01:39:58.829 --> 01:40:01.550 No wonder it's so good. it's a pretty good story 01:40:01.550 --> 01:40:03.510 yeah most of the characters are all like human 01:40:03.510 --> 01:40:08.029 ones but uh and that even carries like the only 01:40:08.029 --> 01:40:09.609 downside about this book like the characters 01:40:09.609 --> 01:40:12.750 that you get close to all eventually die kind 01:40:12.750 --> 01:40:15.329 of and then some of the side characters are more 01:40:15.329 --> 01:40:17.409 they they become like the main characters later 01:40:17.409 --> 01:40:20.090 so without the greater context of the later books 01:40:20.090 --> 01:40:22.649 like you don't enjoy them as much in this book 01:40:22.649 --> 01:40:25.210 they're just like who the fuck is that you know 01:40:25.210 --> 01:40:27.170 and then later on you're like oh he was there 01:40:27.170 --> 01:40:30.579 the entire time that's cool man you know I think 01:40:30.579 --> 01:40:33.039 it's crazy that Sven is in so many of the books 01:40:33.039 --> 01:40:34.579 and he's such a fun character, but he doesn't 01:40:34.579 --> 01:40:37.100 have like... After these books, he never turns 01:40:37.100 --> 01:40:39.319 up again and he's really cool. And there's another 01:40:39.319 --> 01:40:42.500 space wolf who's a wolf lord called Sven. And 01:40:42.500 --> 01:40:47.119 it's not the same Sven. I'm like, ah! It's annoying. 01:40:47.319 --> 01:40:48.859 And he's the wolf lord of the character you're 01:40:48.859 --> 01:40:50.840 playing as in this footage. I'm like, ah! That's 01:40:50.840 --> 01:40:53.699 not the right Sven. It's the wrong one. Then 01:40:53.699 --> 01:40:57.340 in the books does grow a mustache, a nice walrus 01:40:57.340 --> 01:40:59.880 mustache. I was like, I'm trying this out. I'm 01:40:59.880 --> 01:41:03.020 trying out my look essentially. My space wolf 01:41:03.020 --> 01:41:07.199 look though. That being said, that is the opening 01:41:07.199 --> 01:41:10.439 saga for Ragnar Blackmane. He is now a space 01:41:10.439 --> 01:41:13.640 Marine and he's killed his first chaos trooper. 01:41:13.699 --> 01:41:18.100 He's still not left Fenris yet at all. But the, 01:41:18.199 --> 01:41:20.840 I guess we'll do another episode. The preview 01:41:20.840 --> 01:41:25.130 for that episode will be. Orcs. Xenos, baby. 01:41:26.250 --> 01:41:30.970 It's a lot of Xenos for the upcoming stuff. Xenos 01:41:30.970 --> 01:41:35.390 stuff. We love Orcs. That one is a really good, 01:41:35.470 --> 01:41:37.829 but I literally have to say it now. There's a 01:41:37.829 --> 01:41:42.310 scene where literally one of the Orcs says, we 01:41:42.310 --> 01:41:44.369 didn't put any fuel in the truck. And then one 01:41:44.369 --> 01:41:47.170 of them goes, no, I did it earlier. So they believe 01:41:47.170 --> 01:41:48.909 that they did do it and therefore the truck keeps 01:41:48.909 --> 01:41:53.199 going. So God bless William King. God bless you, 01:41:53.239 --> 01:41:57.659 man. God bless the boys. God bless William King. 01:41:58.119 --> 01:42:00.319 I want to ask, obviously, Colin, you were a nay 01:42:00.319 --> 01:42:03.319 at the beginning. What are the current thoughts 01:42:03.319 --> 01:42:08.699 on the opening saga? I probably would like the 01:42:08.699 --> 01:42:11.800 Ragnar books. The problem is I'm not going to 01:42:11.800 --> 01:42:13.640 like them because they're fun Space Wolves books. 01:42:13.720 --> 01:42:15.100 I'm going to like them because William King's 01:42:15.100 --> 01:42:17.800 a good author. It's going to remind me of Godric 01:42:17.800 --> 01:42:22.430 and Felix. It's not as buddy cop, though. I wouldn't 01:42:22.430 --> 01:42:25.170 even say they feel the same. I'm not saying it's 01:42:25.170 --> 01:42:27.850 identical. I'm sure his writing style bleeds 01:42:27.850 --> 01:42:33.109 over a bit. I would read them and like them in 01:42:33.109 --> 01:42:37.510 spite of them being Space Wolf books. Fair enough. 01:42:37.949 --> 01:42:41.050 To be fair, they are really... I think of all 01:42:41.050 --> 01:42:43.409 the ones I've read, and I've read a lot of Warhammer 01:42:43.409 --> 01:42:47.579 books, the characters are really good. like even 01:42:47.579 --> 01:42:49.699 my little quote here order of the gravy stain 01:42:49.699 --> 01:42:52.699 is a reference to uh the only fat space marine 01:42:52.699 --> 01:42:59.420 in canada hager the mountain and i just love 01:42:59.420 --> 01:43:01.819 their little like conversations like oh this 01:43:01.819 --> 01:43:03.640 is a glorious hager i was like oh is that the 01:43:03.640 --> 01:43:06.239 order of the gravy state on your arm and he's 01:43:06.239 --> 01:43:09.310 like what oh no that's just that's just actual 01:43:09.310 --> 01:43:11.909 gravy like yeah they have like really nice william 01:43:11.909 --> 01:43:13.750 king is very good at doing like character interactions 01:43:13.750 --> 01:43:16.550 and the little details but also the world building 01:43:16.550 --> 01:43:19.609 and that's really cool uh you like because obviously 01:43:19.609 --> 01:43:21.510 you've i don't know if you've read uh any of 01:43:21.510 --> 01:43:24.390 the previous stuff before any thoughts feelings 01:43:24.390 --> 01:43:28.989 about ragnar's opening uh transformation say 01:43:28.989 --> 01:43:32.149 his opening saga yeah he's a g i have not read 01:43:32.149 --> 01:43:35.069 the ragnar books i wish i have but right now 01:43:35.069 --> 01:43:37.649 as a g i don't have much more to say it's everything 01:43:37.649 --> 01:43:40.810 i expected it to be it's pretty uh i say he's 01:43:40.810 --> 01:43:42.710 pretty it's almost like things where he's like 01:43:42.710 --> 01:43:45.609 he's overpoweringly strong or like he gets loads 01:43:45.609 --> 01:43:48.310 more kills than the other guys uh but he is pretty 01:43:48.310 --> 01:43:51.270 he's pretty good in combat because he's he like 01:43:51.270 --> 01:43:54.229 if a lot of other people are like kind of a bit 01:43:54.229 --> 01:43:57.729 scared or frozen in place he will just yeet into 01:43:57.729 --> 01:44:00.210 it not like stupidly but he'll he'll be the first 01:44:00.210 --> 01:44:03.840 one to like get his nerve under control um and 01:44:03.840 --> 01:44:06.840 he's not dumb so he's actually he actually uses 01:44:06.840 --> 01:44:08.659 his head and then but then when he doesn't use 01:44:08.659 --> 01:44:12.939 his head he gets chastised for it though i guess 01:44:12.939 --> 01:44:16.140 the only the only thing i have like being critical 01:44:16.140 --> 01:44:19.899 is uh letting space marine aspirants blow their 01:44:19.899 --> 01:44:21.819 head off and kill themselves with grenades is 01:44:21.819 --> 01:44:24.220 like a massive waste of resources and all that 01:44:24.220 --> 01:44:26.340 time and resources for nothing seems kind of 01:44:26.340 --> 01:44:30.460 hard to believe even for the space wolves i think 01:44:30.460 --> 01:44:34.390 what is a is one of those training scene where 01:44:34.390 --> 01:44:38.289 like is like post a training scene and then like 01:44:38.289 --> 01:44:39.930 they're putting their equipment away and one 01:44:39.930 --> 01:44:42.369 of the other recruits is being an idiot and then 01:44:42.369 --> 01:44:47.989 he does that to himself these guys are like i 01:44:47.989 --> 01:44:50.109 i would say though that the space walls specifically 01:44:50.109 --> 01:44:52.909 are kind of one of the hardiest ones where there's 01:44:52.909 --> 01:44:56.109 so much death like you like caliban oh we don't 01:44:56.109 --> 01:44:58.210 have a caliban anymore but the when there was 01:44:58.800 --> 01:45:00.319 Dark Angel's like, we're surrounded by chaos 01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:03.060 beasts. Yeah, we got that. And we got krakens 01:45:03.060 --> 01:45:06.760 and wolves. And we technically have a volcano 01:45:06.760 --> 01:45:08.960 area where it's summer all the time. We have 01:45:08.960 --> 01:45:11.920 every worst case scenario on Fenris. And also, 01:45:11.979 --> 01:45:14.600 no one gives a damn about our safety. And we're 01:45:14.600 --> 01:45:16.140 so mental. We're just like, we're just going 01:45:16.140 --> 01:45:17.859 to make the strongest alcohol that would kill 01:45:17.859 --> 01:45:20.079 a mortal if they sipped it. But we want to get 01:45:20.079 --> 01:45:23.319 wasted. Screw it. Why not? Space wolves are built 01:45:23.319 --> 01:45:25.380 different. I just always think to the bloody 01:45:25.380 --> 01:45:33.130 guy on the bench going, oh! here's a deep cut 01:45:33.130 --> 01:45:36.850 it's a deep cut from um the first fire emblem 01:45:36.850 --> 01:45:38.909 game that came to the west they had a fire emblem 01:45:38.909 --> 01:45:41.670 7 trailer where it's like game of thrones style 01:45:41.670 --> 01:45:43.989 nothing to do with the game no gameplay and this 01:45:43.989 --> 01:45:45.409 is a bit where they're all in like a big cancer's 01:45:45.409 --> 01:45:48.310 like and then one of them falls over dead it's 01:45:48.310 --> 01:45:51.329 like what happened to darkest put put poison 01:45:51.329 --> 01:45:54.880 in his mutton And it's the stupidest thing ever, 01:45:55.000 --> 01:45:57.739 and I love it. It's that vibe of just, oh, someone 01:45:57.739 --> 01:46:00.560 died? Lol. I just can't imagine making it. The 01:46:00.560 --> 01:46:02.899 dude made it that far in just to die at the dinner 01:46:02.899 --> 01:46:07.899 table. Yeah, it's crazy. Very unfortunate. We 01:46:07.899 --> 01:46:09.939 did previously have a... It's been a few weeks 01:46:09.939 --> 01:46:12.939 now, boys, hasn't it? But the question of the 01:46:12.939 --> 01:46:16.000 week we did... Was that for Godric and Felix, 01:46:16.119 --> 01:46:18.359 that episode? Or was that for... No, that one 01:46:18.359 --> 01:46:24.430 was from the Dark Eldar. Oh, God. Oh, God. Don't 01:46:24.430 --> 01:46:27.310 worry. It was tame for the Dark Eldar. It was 01:46:27.310 --> 01:46:29.890 hashtag home alone. How do you get out of Kamara? 01:46:31.970 --> 01:46:36.069 One from Wotan, home alone. I'd be so annoying 01:46:36.069 --> 01:46:38.729 with my hyper fixations, even as furniture, the 01:46:38.729 --> 01:46:42.810 Dark Eldar would throw me out. Respectable. Annoy 01:46:42.810 --> 01:46:45.550 your kidnappers. You can always try your best. 01:46:47.660 --> 01:46:54.539 The next one from random sub 7381. Deuce X Machina, 01:46:54.640 --> 01:46:57.000 the spirit of Grungni to save me because end 01:46:57.000 --> 01:46:59.760 times were fuckery. You know what? You pray for 01:46:59.760 --> 01:47:01.920 a Gatriga Felix character to show up. He's not 01:47:01.920 --> 01:47:05.180 one of the ones that he sticks around, so that's 01:47:05.180 --> 01:47:09.500 a good one to ask for. And then where was the 01:47:09.500 --> 01:47:13.000 last one? I'm not entirely sure how to say this. 01:47:13.479 --> 01:47:17.859 Sagace Falyuto. Hashtag home alone. I wouldn't. 01:47:18.779 --> 01:47:23.380 Make of that what you will. The most realistic. 01:47:24.140 --> 01:47:29.279 I'm not. I'm not getting out. It was also not 01:47:29.279 --> 01:47:34.180 the question. Just a shout out to Harold of Nurgle 01:47:34.180 --> 01:47:37.819 7. When my blood sugar glucose alarm went off, 01:47:37.840 --> 01:47:44.710 he thought it was his. Oh, wow. Huge. We do have 01:47:44.710 --> 01:47:47.289 a new question of the week, though, for the boys. 01:47:47.649 --> 01:47:51.590 Andy, do you remember what the new one was? I 01:47:51.590 --> 01:47:53.750 don't remember the hashtag, but the idea is, 01:47:53.869 --> 01:47:55.770 because it's a Space Wolf episode, because there's 01:47:55.770 --> 01:47:58.789 Mjolnir involved, who would be your Warhammer 01:47:58.789 --> 01:48:02.609 40k or fantasy drinking buddy? It was hashtag 01:48:02.609 --> 01:48:08.430 bottoms up. Bottoms up, that's the one. Who are 01:48:08.430 --> 01:48:17.100 the boys? I was thinking about it. I would pick 01:48:17.100 --> 01:48:19.399 Lucas because he's just a laugh. I love Lucas 01:48:19.399 --> 01:48:21.140 the Trickster. He's so much fun. Respectable 01:48:21.140 --> 01:48:28.500 choice. I guess that would be unfortunate, but 01:48:28.500 --> 01:48:30.520 I'm assuming my drinking buddy isn't going to 01:48:30.520 --> 01:48:37.560 drop dead, but next to me. I thought I had a 01:48:37.560 --> 01:48:40.039 good one for a second, like Malkador, and I realized 01:48:40.039 --> 01:48:42.180 that is the worst punishment of all, because 01:48:42.180 --> 01:48:43.899 he's just going to tell me the most, like, I'm 01:48:43.899 --> 01:48:46.800 going to want to end myself. Receive the forbidden 01:48:46.800 --> 01:48:49.560 knowledge. Yeah. And then he's going to kill 01:48:49.560 --> 01:48:53.539 you for learning the forbidden knowledge. Do 01:48:53.539 --> 01:48:55.159 you want to see the abomination, like, chained 01:48:55.159 --> 01:48:58.039 in my basement? Oh, no, Malky. What's going on? 01:48:58.039 --> 01:49:01.800 It used to be a Primark. Yeah. Let me tell you, 01:49:01.800 --> 01:49:06.029 it was genocide I did. I'm going. I'm going, 01:49:06.109 --> 01:49:07.630 I think I answered this for another one, but 01:49:07.630 --> 01:49:11.409 I'm going to Hamilcar bear reader. Yeah. Pretty 01:49:11.409 --> 01:49:17.050 good. I think I would do is a toss up between 01:49:17.050 --> 01:49:19.909 a serious answer is Garvey or Loken. Cause he 01:49:19.909 --> 01:49:23.970 seemed like a chill dude or Luther Harkon. Oh 01:49:23.970 --> 01:49:27.829 yeah. Garvey will be a bit of a bummer though. 01:49:28.270 --> 01:49:30.609 be like oh there's so much death like oh can't 01:49:30.609 --> 01:49:32.689 we just have a nice fun night i was like oh i 01:49:32.689 --> 01:49:35.649 hate my dad like oh god yo i get it but please 01:49:35.649 --> 01:49:39.069 where's the guy who really likes luther harkon 01:49:39.069 --> 01:49:41.930 where are you at explore we need you strongest 01:49:41.930 --> 01:49:46.189 soldier i think uh great though because it'll 01:49:46.189 --> 01:49:48.770 be like we're having a chill time and then he 01:49:48.770 --> 01:49:52.890 would just change personality just the worry 01:49:52.890 --> 01:49:55.250 would be he changes to the personality that just 01:49:55.250 --> 01:49:58.670 shoots me Although, you know, it'd still probably 01:49:58.670 --> 01:50:05.810 be funny. So, you know. I'd probably want someone 01:50:05.810 --> 01:50:08.869 real chill because I don't drink very much. So 01:50:08.869 --> 01:50:10.229 I wouldn't want a space wolf because I would 01:50:10.229 --> 01:50:12.590 never. They would be disappointed in me all the 01:50:12.590 --> 01:50:16.510 time. Probably someone like Aunchie. You just 01:50:16.510 --> 01:50:18.770 get like sip some sake on a mountainside in a 01:50:18.770 --> 01:50:21.510 very beautiful place. Well, he just gives me 01:50:21.510 --> 01:50:26.550 words of wisdom. That sounds nice. Who's Farsight's 01:50:26.550 --> 01:50:33.890 teacher and mentor? Your type. That might be 01:50:33.890 --> 01:50:36.789 a cool one. He's not a very nice guy. He's kind 01:50:36.789 --> 01:50:39.289 of grumpy. He's just really good at his job. 01:50:40.390 --> 01:50:44.609 He knows a lot. He'll be fun. Because he's not 01:50:44.609 --> 01:50:47.130 teaching at that point. I mean, knowing a lot 01:50:47.130 --> 01:50:49.109 doesn't mean you're going to be a good drinking 01:50:49.109 --> 01:50:52.689 fella. I don't think he'd drink that much either. 01:50:53.340 --> 01:50:55.840 I think he... He'd give you some weird, stupid 01:50:55.840 --> 01:50:57.819 advice. He'd be, like, talking about, like, the 01:50:57.819 --> 01:51:00.180 right way to hang toilet paper, and he'd be like, 01:51:00.380 --> 01:51:03.619 beards are cool, but mullets are not. He's a 01:51:03.619 --> 01:51:06.760 cool guy. He's, like, would you want a frickin' 01:51:06.760 --> 01:51:11.420 drink with, what, Sun Tzu? Better to shit in 01:51:11.420 --> 01:51:14.779 the sink than sink in the shit. Look, look, top 01:51:14.779 --> 01:51:17.960 three. Top three in descending order. Hamilcar, 01:51:18.239 --> 01:51:23.060 Snorri Nosebiter, As long as you can step up 01:51:23.060 --> 01:51:24.920 to the headbutting contest, that's his favorite 01:51:24.920 --> 01:51:26.640 drinking game, and you're probably going to lose 01:51:26.640 --> 01:51:32.140 that one. And number three, Janet Sola, call 01:51:32.140 --> 01:51:34.000 me a Bretonian, I'm getting up in the horse. 01:51:37.319 --> 01:51:41.800 That's crazy. Trotting his way to that one. Anyway, 01:51:41.920 --> 01:51:44.640 we have a couple of donations before we call 01:51:44.640 --> 01:51:50.199 it a day. First one from Caleb Collins, $1 .99. 01:51:50.859 --> 01:51:55.460 Could Snorri outdrink a Space Wolf? He's a dwarf. 01:51:55.760 --> 01:51:58.439 He's a dwarf. Of course he can. I don't know. 01:51:59.460 --> 01:52:02.340 I don't know. Do you reckon the Space Wolves 01:52:02.340 --> 01:52:05.380 look at the Leagues of Wotan and they go, that 01:52:05.380 --> 01:52:10.279 looks kind of similar. Kind of similar. I'd wager 01:52:10.279 --> 01:52:15.399 they respect the alcoholism. If a Leagues of 01:52:15.399 --> 01:52:17.880 Wotan or whatever he's called, a squat was born 01:52:17.880 --> 01:52:21.140 in Fenris, it's basically... is basically the 01:52:21.140 --> 01:52:23.699 fantasy dwarf. There are no squats on Fenris. 01:52:26.579 --> 01:52:30.460 Oh my god. Raw, triple six, thing worth ten dollars. 01:52:30.840 --> 01:52:34.539 Sad you did not do my answer. Fourth one was 01:52:34.539 --> 01:52:36.680 funny, and the third one I think Colin would 01:52:36.680 --> 01:52:38.539 like. Well, you donated ten bucks, maybe we can 01:52:38.539 --> 01:52:41.840 find it for you. If someone's real quick with 01:52:41.840 --> 01:52:48.119 it. Oh boy, you gave an essay. Oh my. The first 01:52:48.119 --> 01:52:52.020 one is just lie about being psychers. And then 01:52:52.020 --> 01:52:54.199 if you are psychers, just cause a disjunction. 01:52:55.680 --> 01:52:58.579 I don't know if jumping into the realm of chaos 01:52:58.579 --> 01:53:01.779 is where I want to leave, but I guess it's probably 01:53:01.779 --> 01:53:06.119 better than Kamara, honestly. The second is just 01:53:06.119 --> 01:53:09.260 hope you can find an unattended webway gate. 01:53:17.310 --> 01:53:19.810 my word i mean there might be one at the bottom 01:53:19.810 --> 01:53:22.970 where they like who knows well there's one in 01:53:22.970 --> 01:53:25.949 shardot that leads from like shardom and it's 01:53:25.949 --> 01:53:29.350 still got like a band of black heart um cabal 01:53:29.350 --> 01:53:31.409 just standing there to protect he's like there 01:53:31.409 --> 01:53:35.029 ain't no undefended webway portals vect is too 01:53:35.029 --> 01:53:37.489 careful he's got like 10 blokes standing there 01:53:37.489 --> 01:53:40.359 with guns now Number three, Colin, I feel like 01:53:40.359 --> 01:53:43.539 needs to be read out, because that one is... 01:53:43.539 --> 01:53:48.300 I hate saying his first name. Duke Sliscus, or 01:53:48.300 --> 01:53:50.600 someone like him, like Vec, you are shooting 01:53:50.600 --> 01:53:53.680 for the goddamn moon with that one, but I respect 01:53:53.680 --> 01:54:00.979 it. To gain the freedom and escape. I feel like, 01:54:01.060 --> 01:54:03.260 again, he does have a lot of stuff under his 01:54:03.260 --> 01:54:05.380 belt that if you get access to, you'd be set, 01:54:05.539 --> 01:54:11.430 but I feel like... You are not him. You are not 01:54:11.430 --> 01:54:15.149 them. They have much better options. This is 01:54:15.149 --> 01:54:18.210 not a qualm against you. This is a qualm against 01:54:18.210 --> 01:54:21.069 the Dark Eldar. A whole galaxy of people to steal. 01:54:21.850 --> 01:54:25.649 I'm just saying, Sliskus changes clothes every 01:54:25.649 --> 01:54:27.590 day because he never wears the same thing twice. 01:54:27.850 --> 01:54:30.609 He'll get bored of you very quickly. And then 01:54:30.609 --> 01:54:35.109 Vect. Vect has possibly had a relationship with 01:54:35.109 --> 01:54:38.739 both Lady Malice and Lelith Hesperax. We're both 01:54:38.739 --> 01:54:42.760 witch cult sadists. You're not going to have 01:54:42.760 --> 01:54:46.119 a good time. I'm saying it. Assuming he says 01:54:46.119 --> 01:54:48.899 yes, you're not coming out of that in one piece. 01:54:49.039 --> 01:54:50.600 That's how you get turned into the furnace. He'll 01:54:50.600 --> 01:54:56.659 say yes. What did that mean? You'll find out. 01:54:56.979 --> 01:55:00.779 And then the fourth one is out Drukhari the Drukhari. 01:55:00.819 --> 01:55:07.100 No, I'm sorry. You're not doing that. Nah. Not 01:55:07.100 --> 01:55:11.520 on this Christian channel. They told Father Spile, 01:55:11.619 --> 01:55:13.680 he's like, oh, he's like, you're a bright young 01:55:13.680 --> 01:55:19.520 kid. You've got potential, young man. Damn. I 01:55:19.520 --> 01:55:23.359 think, though, with that being said, unless we 01:55:23.359 --> 01:55:27.579 miss any other dinos, I think... That was all 01:55:27.579 --> 01:55:31.199 of the good good law Hopefully we do another 01:55:31.199 --> 01:55:33.380 Ragnar one because his books are pretty decent 01:55:33.380 --> 01:55:38.140 Yeah, and lots of space for stuff is you know 01:55:38.140 --> 01:55:41.899 important for the year next year Especially to 01:55:41.899 --> 01:55:45.100 come you know wink wink Year of the wolf literally 01:55:45.100 --> 01:55:48.819 not year of chaos. All right step aside chaos 01:55:48.819 --> 01:55:51.800 bros The the wolf chads are here. It's time for 01:55:51.800 --> 01:55:56.600 wolves and Cathay police One more from Caleb 01:55:56.600 --> 01:55:59.199 Collins. Sorry, right before we go. For $2, thank 01:55:59.199 --> 01:56:03.619 you. Could Skaven out evil Drukhari? Maybe. Does 01:56:03.619 --> 01:56:05.779 Drukhari have a reason to do it, even though 01:56:05.779 --> 01:56:08.680 it's a dumb reason? I think they could. I think 01:56:08.680 --> 01:56:12.979 they could. Drukhari... Sorry. No, you first, 01:56:13.079 --> 01:56:15.920 Andy. I want to hear what you... All I was going 01:56:15.920 --> 01:56:19.260 to say is that Drukhari are driven solely out 01:56:19.260 --> 01:56:23.399 of self -preservation. But Skaven are the same, 01:56:23.500 --> 01:56:28.159 but they will eat each other. I feel like they 01:56:28.159 --> 01:56:31.119 would go further. They would be like, oh, I don't 01:56:31.119 --> 01:56:34.819 care about other people. They'd be worse. Skaven 01:56:34.819 --> 01:56:37.659 don't have the motivation to cause as much suffering. 01:56:37.840 --> 01:56:39.140 And they don't have to worry about Slaanesh. 01:56:39.520 --> 01:56:43.260 I think Skaven are more evil, but I think the 01:56:43.260 --> 01:56:46.760 Drukhari do more evil stuff. See, what I think 01:56:46.760 --> 01:56:48.460 would happen was they wouldn't out -evil each 01:56:48.460 --> 01:56:52.300 other. The Skaven would fail, but a chain reaction 01:56:52.300 --> 01:56:54.859 of something would just blow up half of Kameron. 01:56:55.699 --> 01:56:58.880 Oops. Skaven aren't intentionally evil. They're 01:56:58.880 --> 01:57:01.020 accidental. No, I think they're pretty intentionally 01:57:01.020 --> 01:57:06.880 evil. They don't do it because they want to be 01:57:06.880 --> 01:57:08.420 evil. They do it because they don't know any 01:57:08.420 --> 01:57:11.010 better. This is what we are. Drukari are like, 01:57:11.069 --> 01:57:13.470 no, we have to be evil to stop that thing eating 01:57:13.470 --> 01:57:15.529 us. Skaven are like, ah, never mind, I ate my 01:57:15.529 --> 01:57:20.649 mum. Like, wow. I ate my mum. I was being born, 01:57:20.710 --> 01:57:24.229 it was a pain. Please. They don't eat their mum. 01:57:25.270 --> 01:57:28.810 Feel free to look up how Skaven reproduction 01:57:28.810 --> 01:57:30.789 works. We don't need to talk about that right 01:57:30.789 --> 01:57:37.340 now. It's horrid. Exactly my point. With that 01:57:37.340 --> 01:57:39.100 being said, though, I hope everyone enjoyed this 01:57:39.100 --> 01:57:42.600 first episode of Ragnar Blackman. Again, more 01:57:42.600 --> 01:57:44.760 cool stuff coming in the future. Maybe an interesting 01:57:44.760 --> 01:57:46.819 episode next week, particularly. No spoilers, 01:57:46.899 --> 01:57:49.180 though. Hopefully. We'll show you something cool. 01:57:49.180 --> 01:57:51.800 Possibly a cool guest. We'll see. Possibly. Possibly. 01:57:53.319 --> 01:57:55.760 We love you all. That's not usually how I say 01:57:55.760 --> 01:57:58.020 this. Thank you guys for listening, for watching. 01:57:58.140 --> 01:58:00.720 Again, join the Discord. We have the merchandise. 01:58:00.920 --> 01:58:04.760 Oh, the new merchandise, Andy. Check this out. 01:58:06.290 --> 01:58:09.289 Boingob. On the Discord. Could we show a picture 01:58:09.289 --> 01:58:14.369 of the new Boingob art? For the crazy amount 01:58:14.369 --> 01:58:17.970 of people who are not in the Discord. Join it 01:58:17.970 --> 01:58:23.149 right now. Do it. We'll kill you. Let me just 01:58:23.149 --> 01:58:26.229 see if I can go. We'll die. I don't think we 01:58:26.229 --> 01:58:30.329 could legally say that. So this is the new design. 01:58:30.489 --> 01:58:36.449 We got Boingob. You got moi, I'm holding on to 01:58:36.449 --> 01:58:40.609 the back, you got Eli, you got Colin on the helm, 01:58:40.789 --> 01:58:47.609 and you got Hal. I'm like a Pokemon. I don't 01:58:47.609 --> 01:58:49.390 want to eat the thing. And that's our new design. 01:58:49.989 --> 01:58:54.649 I quite like the terrified look. Yes. It's the 01:58:54.649 --> 01:58:57.569 bags under the eyes that do it to me. If you 01:58:57.569 --> 01:58:59.970 guys want this stuff, you know where to get it. 01:59:00.270 --> 01:59:03.170 We hope you guys will get more cool stuff like 01:59:03.170 --> 01:59:06.289 this. Praise be to Boingob. Megatron! We don't 01:59:06.289 --> 01:59:10.029 have the sun merch. Oh, hell, Megatron! Praise 01:59:10.029 --> 01:59:13.510 be to Boingob, who tried his best to devour the 01:59:13.510 --> 01:59:16.390 light, and the light devoured him. He'll succeed. 01:59:16.670 --> 01:59:19.810 He'll come back. He died for our sins. He tried 01:59:19.810 --> 01:59:21.789 to eat the barbecue and became the barbecue. 01:59:22.270 --> 01:59:24.430 He's great. That being said, though, catch you 01:59:24.430 --> 01:59:29.229 guys all on the next episode. Peace. Bye.