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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It's Law Crimes.

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Hello, everyone. We have a monumentous day ahead

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of us. Not only is it some of the things related

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to the podcast, some of these not. Not only is

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it Piccolo Day. Not only is the funny high -elf

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bird boat available for pre -order now. God bless.

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But Andy, of all people, will be heading a podcast

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not only not about the Imperium, but about the

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Eldar, of all things. Andy, in spirit of him

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doing his... May Sirianni. And boy, was that,

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as we talked about, the hardest thing to come

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up with a name. Yeah, I needed help from Colin

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to come up with the pun. So you can thank Colin

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for a lot of help with that one. Believe us,

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neither of us were totally happy with it, but

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it was the best we could come up with. May Sirianni.

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Anything else? Not really. But in celebration

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of him now becoming an Eldar lore guy. for a

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month, but we'll take it. He will be telling

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us a little bit about the Dark Eldar today. Exciting.

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And I have no doubt that he's probably mastered

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just about all Dark Eldar lore that there is.

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I've given a good shake. I mean, to give you

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an idea, I've now done almost two weeks of just

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a video a day on Drukhari. I read the trilogy,

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I read the... mask of vile i went through some

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of us like codexes so like i've read a lot of

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stuff and it's been interesting because there

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were some things i didn't i probably should have

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known and then i read up and i was like oh like

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why didn't i realize this was the thing about

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the drukari that's kind of obvious but i just

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i just never heard of it so it didn't really

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like sit in my brain box um also it is it is

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also an ironic day because there's Guernsey's

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National Holiday Liberation Day. And we're talking

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about the faction that is the least liberal of

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all of them, quite arguably, especially when

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it comes to enforced labor, shall we say. So

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that's fun. Before we start, though, what's your

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knowledge with Drukhari like? Because I know

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this is a weird faction of like, it's not obscure,

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but it's also kind of niche in a way, if that

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makes sense. It's a strange one. It's... I feel...

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I mean, I'm pretty comfortable in the broad strokes.

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Even saying that is probably more than average

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40k fans. I mean, even amongst Xenos factions.

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The Dark Elder have always kind of felt to me

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like a niche pick. Even the average person can...

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Alright, calm down. Diabetes. Even like I feel

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the average person, like if you put a gun to

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their head, they can stumble into a couple right

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things about the, like the craft world Eldar,

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right? They're high elves in space, much as I

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like them. I know what you are. I mean, I'd say

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my knowledge is. like i'm not gonna i've not

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consumed enough like andy and i'm gonna achieve

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kim or anything like that you know not to that

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level don't don't call it kim i don't care i

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don't care i don't care what kirkbride says uh

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i mean maybe enough to win a quiz against you

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guys on it but we haven't even started and the

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ego's already shining through like that yeah

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the crazy part is i don't like mind it at all

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but it pisses everyone else off is so much We're

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murdering you, Tuesday. I'd say it's alright,

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but I'm sure Andy's going to fill in a lot of

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gaps today, and if someone's new as well, there's

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probably a lot where you know a little bit about

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Dark Eldar or Druki, and then this is like, oh,

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damn. They really do be making people into furniture.

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My knowledge extends to the amount of times I've

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read other characters interact with the Dark

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Eldar. And that's pretty much it. But the Fabius

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Bile books have a little bit on them. I've read

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those. They're very fun villains of the week.

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They sure look cool. Possibly the coolest looking

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army in Warhammer. Not gonna lie. I will say

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that I agree, but that does come with the caveat.

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You really gotta accept the edge. Both metaphorically

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and literally, because putting together Dark

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Elder models can hurt. It's a lot of spiky bits.

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You'll do more damage with the model than a hobby

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knife. But there is something to be said for

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when the people making the army are just like,

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what if we don't try and be anything, but all

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that's left to do is embrace it? Because at a

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certain point, when you're designing the army

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of galaxy -wide slavers who torture you to live,

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there's not really... There's no saving grace.

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You are Shadow the Hedgehog, and just embrace

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it. It's the perfect army for the 2010s hot topic.

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Dude, unironically, if Warhammer was at its level

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of popularity now in 2010, every hot topic in

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Spencer's, in the US at least, would have 50

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different pieces of Dark Eldar merchandise. It

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could be defined by the word sandpaper. uh it's

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very they'll have a lot of uses for sandpaper

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and i'll just leave it at that basically yeah

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that's what the spencer's is for because only

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like half of that merchandise is safe for work

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and then you know if you're anything like me

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you're 12 you're at the mall mom let you wander

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around uh you go into this fun looking nerd shop

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colindor There's a t -shirt with Batman on the

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wall. You're like, I like Batman. I bet there's,

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I like Goku. I bet there's cool things in here.

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Then you walk 10 feet into the store. That is

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a dildo. Thank you. Spencer's very cool. This

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is just at a mall. Speaking of get ups, I do

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like this comment from Jake Thornton saying Andy

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master dressing like Timu Hugh Hefner. Very nice.

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Thank you very much. But with that all said and

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done, shall we get cracking? Yes, let's lure

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me up. Stream Donut. Do you want to read Donut

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first? Is the guy who already said it? Just the

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pre -stream ones. Yeah, let's go. Fugless El

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Bosso. It's an anime that despite the name is

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apparently really sad. However, I can't raise

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you Andy for a better comparison maybe. Did you

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see Scary Movie? Yes. Take my little hand, it's

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strong. Poor lady glued to the ceiling. Or the

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guy was like, I can do it myself. Anyway. Weird

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freaking movie. Donkey Man USA, five bucks. Stream

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late due to Hal gooning to the mandrake on the

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flesh couch. Thank you, Donkey Man. That's the

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Harry Potter mandrake, too, in Hal's case. Not

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the Dark Elder one. Carshark, thank you for the

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ten dollars. Shout out to the Earthbound pic.

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I think there's an Alpha Legion trooper in my

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chicken sandwich. Should get him out of there.

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I think also Carl Chuck was mentioning that the

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Earthbound guy there is basically a man of iron,

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and that was Joe. He's like, man of iron, man

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of gold. Good stuff. Check out our Discord. We

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have fun stuff in there. Oh, wow. Also, thank

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you. Yeah, 11 months, man. Thank you very much.

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Thank you. Oh, sorry. No. Don't cry for me, Argenta.

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Argentina in Rogue Trader? Such a charming smile.

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Thank you, Plastic Mag. Shane, bro, thank you

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for the five. Shane, you son of a bitch. Colin,

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what happens when he all drinks his Sunny D during

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training? Man. What the fuck, dog? He ain't playing

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Stellaris no more. Wow. Wow. Amazing. Before

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we start, we do have a Discord. Some people want

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to join the Discord. Again, lots of community

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staff, people making fun of us, cool art things.

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Also, there are people in the voice chat. You

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can meet the DJ Beast, the real celebrity. There's

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also sections for submissions where we need your

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help to create some of the content slash your

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comments. So get in there if you want to send

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stuff that we'll directly read. our mental health

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will be affected by it. Tom Bombadil solos Bretonnia

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Donkey Man. Tom Bombadil solos everyone. Jesus

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Christ. There is also an exceptional amount of

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art of me pregnant. More than you'd think. I

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believe there's three so far. Yeah, more than

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you'd assume. Stop doing that. The fact that

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it's more than one, it's crazy. Speaking of Brayden

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Collins, though, Andy, I believe we have some

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lore that's going to make us feel equally awkward

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and disgusted. Okay, so, Drukhari. To know about

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what the Drukhari are about, we have to go back.

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before the Imperium of Man, when there was this

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thing called the Eldari Empire. And for a really

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long time, it was great. They were pruning away

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the orcs, kind of like the equivalent of galactic

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athlete's foot. Like, oh, that's annoying. Get

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rid of that. The necrons are in a sleepy nap.

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That's good. Old ones are gone. That's a shame.

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But then all of a sudden, one fateful day, after

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millennia of being bored and... delighting in

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every conceivable vice there could be, whether

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it be something that you put up your nose, something

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you put in your mouth, or other places, the elder

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kind of made a god of excess called Lanesh, and

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their empire was practically in one moment taken

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from, let's say, 100 % down to free. It's like

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most of its citizens are instantly destroyed.

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by this gigantic warp creature known as slanesh

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which consumes all of their souls except for

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a few some of them are in craft worlds and they

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go i see what's going to happen and they get

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as far away as they can from the the the heart

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of the empire they sub i just because they they

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put so much distance between where the eye of

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terror is now which is what created slanesh to

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where they are the other survivors lived in this

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place called the webway the webway is this massive

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labyrinthine tunnel system that also exists in

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the immaterium. It's kind of like a little base

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of operations within the warp, protected from

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demons. It's like halfway between reality and

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the warp. It's in between. It goes into both...

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I'm trying to think of the best way to put it.

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It's like physical worm tunnels, I always thought

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of it. It's not a bad way to put it. Like if

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a worm tunnel was like a real, like you could

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actually, not as in like it would teleport you,

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but as in like actual places like branches spreading

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out and meeting into other places in the galaxy

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for no apparent reason. Well, it's really useful

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because the webway allows you to travel all across

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the galaxy through like a sub dimension. So you

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could be in east of the galaxy, go through the

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webway like a Super Mario warp pipe. whoop oh

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you're all the way in the west very quick too

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like a week in the webway walking can is i don't

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think they've ever narrowed down the time they

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nor will they ever same with war travel uh but

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it it could be like five minutes like i walked

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across the galaxy in the webway here i am yeah

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and either way the true eldar die in that moment

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and the only people that survive the people that

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get far away or the people that are in the webway

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Kegorak, the laughing god, hides in the webway

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while the other pantheons are fighting Slaanesh

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and die in the process. And there's this one

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big port hub in the webway called Kamora. Really,

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really, really big trade hub used for everything

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the Empire relies on. And it's practically untouched

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by the fall of the Eldar and the birth of Slaanesh.

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At this point, most of the species is gone. And

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while some escape to maiden worlds to become

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exodites where they go, I'm just going to like

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completely stave off excess and vices and just

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like till the land, live a life of, you know,

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like, like basically like space Amish. Like we're

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going to reject all these, like, like get rid

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of your television, get rid of, you know. Reddit,

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or whatever you use, and I'm going to go get

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myself a hoe, not like that. I'm going to, you

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know, harvest the land. I'm on my villain saga

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arc right now, boys. See you in 100 years. Yeah,

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Thanos at the end of Infinity War, smiling as

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he looks at the sun. However, while the craft

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welders are going, we're going to get away, but

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we're not going to give up our psychic powers,

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and the exodites are going to forego all their

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vices. The pleasure cults of the Eldari Empire

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go, no, you know what? I actually like who I

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am. I'm the true Eldar. What if I double down?

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Yeah, what if I double down? That's really healthy,

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though. You guys should love who you are. Even

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if you're scum. No, some of you should not love

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who you are. Wow. But there is a caveat. So they

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go, okay, I'm not going to stop skinning people.

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That's too much fun. I'm not going to abstain

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from all these concoctions that I consume on

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and the suffering of others. I'm just going to

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give up my psychic powers. I'm going to basically

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atrophy my innate Eldar power, which is I'm really

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interconnected with the immaterial. Because although

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Komora is still pretty much intact and there

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are all these sub -realms connected to it, it's

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still like smothered in... the kind of sapping

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energy of Slaanesh. So the Dark Kin basically

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say, you know what? If we just stop the warp

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shenanigans, we should be okay. And we're slowly

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being drained. Our life force is basically being

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siphoned away by Slaanesh. But eventually they

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figure out, if we do really cruel things, it

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kind of distracts Slaanesh. Slaanesh goes, ooh,

00:16:09.179 --> 00:16:11.320
piece of candy. Ooh, piece of candy. And just

00:16:11.320 --> 00:16:14.590
like... gets continually distracted and leaves

00:16:14.590 --> 00:16:18.669
us alone. So how about we transform Kimura into

00:16:18.669 --> 00:16:22.049
the worst place imaginable. We go raiding the

00:16:22.049 --> 00:16:25.009
galaxy and just take people, like we'll take

00:16:25.009 --> 00:16:29.769
the monkey, we'll take the orcs, we'll take any

00:16:29.769 --> 00:16:33.090
creature we can find and we'll just take them

00:16:33.090 --> 00:16:36.370
home. And instead of, oh, I met this guy, I'm

00:16:36.370 --> 00:16:38.649
taking him home to meet my parents. I met this

00:16:38.649 --> 00:16:41.480
guy. I put a bag over his head, I took him home,

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and then we started making him into a lamp. That's

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what they're about. And over time, Komora, as

00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:52.240
their base of operation, they start to fragment

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in kind of like... The people who inherit Komora

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are basically the Eldar nobility, and there's

00:16:58.200 --> 00:17:00.419
some different fiefdoms and people who are like,

00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:02.159
well, I'm in charge of this sub -realm, and I'm

00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:04.279
in charge of that sub -realm. But over time,

00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:07.079
Komora quite literally, kind of like a space

00:17:07.079 --> 00:17:10.920
hulk, starts like... attaching itself to other

00:17:10.920 --> 00:17:16.980
domains of the webway, conglomerating it into

00:17:16.980 --> 00:17:22.480
this weird conglomeration of spires, outcroppings,

00:17:22.619 --> 00:17:25.299
jutting buildings, kind of like Dark Souls 3.

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There's that bit where all the realities smush

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together and all the buildings are in weird places

00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:31.140
and you're like, what's going on? It's like that,

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but sharp and like onyx black. And then... And

00:17:36.950 --> 00:17:38.910
eventually they start to go, oh, this is actually

00:17:38.910 --> 00:17:40.910
a good way of living. I can still indulge in

00:17:40.910 --> 00:17:43.250
all the things that are really naughty. I don't

00:17:43.250 --> 00:17:46.490
have to worry about Slaanesh as long as I'm torturing

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everyone I see. They start to develop an economy.

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They start to have markets and weapon stores,

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and they start to have things like, I'm going

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to have a speedway. so that we can race our vehicles

00:18:00.309 --> 00:18:02.809
to delight our audiences. I'm going to put on

00:18:02.809 --> 00:18:05.450
a carnival where I'm going to do the most disgusting

00:18:05.450 --> 00:18:08.490
things imaginable. And it will make me look younger

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because it quite literally revivifies my, like

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my skin becomes softer. I seem to de -age and

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I become stronger. And so over time, the nobles

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work out a way of life. But there's one guy called

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Asdrabail Vect. And apparently this guy, apparently

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he's quite old. Not confirmed, but the Drukhari

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believe he was there during the fall of the Eldar.

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But unlike the nobility, he's just some guy.

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He's just like, he's literally just some guy

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that was like the lowest rung of Eldar society.

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All of a sudden, Komaro, the Dark City is a thing.

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He's literally like owned by another family,

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this noble family. And he goes, after about four

00:18:49.140 --> 00:18:51.519
millennia, he goes, I'm sick of this. And he

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starts like building his influence. He's practically

00:18:54.660 --> 00:18:57.750
the most cunning creature in the galaxy. Because

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you're living in like the heart of like, quite

00:19:01.549 --> 00:19:04.009
honestly, possibly the most dangerous place in

00:19:04.009 --> 00:19:06.869
the universe with the most disgusting things

00:19:06.869 --> 00:19:08.970
going on. You have no influence. You have no

00:19:08.970 --> 00:19:11.569
privilege. You have nothing. And slowly he starts

00:19:11.569 --> 00:19:15.750
to create this cabal. There's the cabal of the

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black heart. And about 400 years after 400 years,

00:19:19.190 --> 00:19:21.430
four millennia after the fall of the Eldari,

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he basically goes, ah, I see an opportunity where

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a space marine chapter. known as the salamanders

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and about 500 astakis invade komara and while

00:19:34.140 --> 00:19:37.220
all the the um the nobles are freaking out going

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that's a lot of space marines and they're the

00:19:38.700 --> 00:19:41.839
nice ones oh that's our antithesis and you know

00:19:41.839 --> 00:19:44.059
the imperium starting to like say maybe we can

00:19:44.059 --> 00:19:47.420
like maybe we can just like blot out pomara maybe

00:19:47.420 --> 00:19:50.279
just get rid of them that'd be useful during

00:19:50.279 --> 00:19:54.640
this time of upheaval Ezra Bale basically manages

00:19:54.640 --> 00:19:56.640
to kill all the noble houses. He first rallies

00:19:56.640 --> 00:19:58.160
all the noble houses to push the salamanders

00:19:58.160 --> 00:20:00.740
back. And then once they've done that, he just

00:20:00.740 --> 00:20:02.619
kills them all and goes, I'm in charge now. I'm

00:20:02.619 --> 00:20:04.940
the supreme overlord. I think there's a part

00:20:04.940 --> 00:20:09.180
where they have the salamander ship, don't they?

00:20:09.279 --> 00:20:14.720
They have it stuck in Comorah, which Vex subtly

00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:18.119
says, oh, I've brought in this amazing haul.

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And then obviously gets taken over by the noble.

00:20:20.180 --> 00:20:21.660
He's like, oh, I guess you'll take it off my

00:20:21.660 --> 00:20:23.960
hands. And they go in and they realize, like,

00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:26.839
oh, the salamanders are entrenched. So every

00:20:26.839 --> 00:20:29.119
time a noble goes in to, like, kill all the space

00:20:29.119 --> 00:20:32.359
marines, they keep getting cut down until loads

00:20:32.359 --> 00:20:36.500
of them eventually just, you know, tunnel, fire,

00:20:36.740 --> 00:20:40.980
pyre blasters. It's, you know, it was a bad recipe.

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Not only that. There's one other thing. I don't

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know if Colin or Eli remembers if this is true

00:20:48.579 --> 00:20:52.049
or not. Wasn't Vect about to be executed? Because

00:20:52.049 --> 00:20:54.869
he was a slave. And then the birth of Slaanesh

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happened. I believe so. I do remember reading

00:21:00.809 --> 00:21:02.990
that somewhere. I would need to double check

00:21:02.990 --> 00:21:05.250
on where that came from, but to the best of my

00:21:05.250 --> 00:21:08.970
knowledge, yeah, he was like a knife above the

00:21:08.970 --> 00:21:11.210
heart Indiana Jones, and then, oh, hey, what's

00:21:11.210 --> 00:21:13.789
that doing up there? Skyrim opening scene. And

00:21:13.789 --> 00:21:16.250
then everyone went... And he just crawls away

00:21:16.250 --> 00:21:18.890
like Solid Snake, just underneath all the gaggle

00:21:18.890 --> 00:21:20.390
people. Yeah, unless he stole the horse from

00:21:20.390 --> 00:21:26.710
Rorikstead, and then... But basically, to give

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you another idea about what Becht was willing

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to do, so he becomes the Supreme Overlord of

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Komar. He says, I'm in... He kills anyone who

00:21:35.000 --> 00:21:36.319
tries to oppose him. He says, we're going to

00:21:36.319 --> 00:21:38.859
get rid of the aristocracy. We're going to have

00:21:38.859 --> 00:21:41.500
a cabal system where he who has the biggest army

00:21:41.500 --> 00:21:44.240
wins. So I have the biggest cabal, so I'm automatically

00:21:44.240 --> 00:21:47.279
in charge. Screw all of you. To give you an idea

00:21:47.279 --> 00:21:49.119
of the lengths he's going to go to, there was

00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:53.880
a Drukhari emperor known as El Uriak. He lived

00:21:53.880 --> 00:21:59.339
within a sub -realm called Shadom. He had a bigger

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army than Vekt. So what Vect did was he captured

00:22:02.450 --> 00:22:06.210
a massive, to his perspective, alien ship. I

00:22:06.210 --> 00:22:08.410
think it's something like a Grand Cruiser of

00:22:08.410 --> 00:22:11.950
the Imperium. Massive ship. And he just sails

00:22:11.950 --> 00:22:16.490
it in Shardom and detonates it. He blows it up,

00:22:16.529 --> 00:22:20.269
which then tears the realm apart, floods it with

00:22:20.269 --> 00:22:21.930
demons, and he's like, right, problem solved.

00:22:22.109 --> 00:22:24.670
So he kills El Uriak. All the people are being

00:22:24.670 --> 00:22:26.250
eaten by demons. And then he just goes like,

00:22:26.309 --> 00:22:28.890
shut the door. Shut that portal. None of that,

00:22:28.970 --> 00:22:33.049
please. Lord Archon. The second Imperial cruiser

00:22:33.049 --> 00:22:37.849
has struck the realm. Yeah, yeah. So on the eve

00:22:37.849 --> 00:22:39.569
of the night where Elroar reacts like, I'm going

00:22:39.569 --> 00:22:42.210
to go take charge. Oh, bang. And then it's all

00:22:42.210 --> 00:22:44.650
gone. His army is completely obliterated. He

00:22:44.650 --> 00:22:47.609
killed the dragon priest, took the mask, and

00:22:47.609 --> 00:22:51.490
sealed the doors to Sovngarde. So it's my boy.

00:22:52.029 --> 00:22:56.109
My boy. Ain't no way a Kamara sub -realm is Sovngarde.

00:22:59.289 --> 00:23:02.170
Incorrect buzzers. No. Maybe you could call it

00:23:02.170 --> 00:23:09.410
Govansad. Anyway. I know what the name is a reference

00:23:09.410 --> 00:23:14.650
to. Yeah. But basically, Vex goes, okay, now

00:23:14.650 --> 00:23:16.769
I'm really, really, really, like, I've cemented

00:23:16.769 --> 00:23:18.980
my position. Every time someone tries to kill

00:23:18.980 --> 00:23:21.180
him, they're horrifically tortured in public

00:23:21.180 --> 00:23:25.140
displays. He makes this moving fortress called

00:23:25.140 --> 00:23:29.019
the Corusper, I think it is. And he has these

00:23:29.019 --> 00:23:34.059
enormous looming statues of himself, 12 of them,

00:23:34.140 --> 00:23:37.019
that just kind of float above the populace. And

00:23:37.019 --> 00:23:39.099
anytime he's like, I've got to let you know about

00:23:39.099 --> 00:23:42.319
something. The eyes start glowing and his voice

00:23:42.319 --> 00:23:44.740
projects and he's like, hear thee, hear thee.

00:23:44.900 --> 00:23:46.900
Do as I tell you or there'll be consequences.

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And he's basically unopposed for six millennia.

00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:54.740
He's doing great. He's having a great time. Anyone

00:23:54.740 --> 00:23:57.180
who tries to cause problems is dealt with. But

00:23:57.180 --> 00:24:00.660
there is a big problem that Vect really likes

00:24:00.660 --> 00:24:02.819
to take advantage of. And there are these things

00:24:02.819 --> 00:24:06.519
called disjunctions. And a disjunction is basically

00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:09.910
like a tectonic shift in the web way. which completely

00:24:09.910 --> 00:24:14.609
imperils Komara for like demonic invasion. So

00:24:14.609 --> 00:24:16.950
it's like, imagine like it's the equivalent of

00:24:16.950 --> 00:24:21.309
a breach in the Imperial Webway project caused

00:24:21.309 --> 00:24:23.829
by, I see you in the chat, Mike, caused by a

00:24:23.829 --> 00:24:26.230
guy who absolutely did everything wrong called

00:24:26.230 --> 00:24:29.029
Magnus. Like imagine that kind of like hole in

00:24:29.029 --> 00:24:30.789
the wall where demons start flooding through

00:24:30.789 --> 00:24:32.609
and eating all of your friends. That's the problem.

00:24:32.789 --> 00:24:36.750
The glory hole of demons. Sorry, I apologize.

00:24:37.210 --> 00:24:40.809
You had to say it. You had to do it. And over

00:24:40.809 --> 00:24:43.490
the millennia, Komora has had several disjunctions,

00:24:43.490 --> 00:24:45.809
and every one of them Vect has taken advantage

00:24:45.809 --> 00:24:49.250
of to cement himself with more power. One of

00:24:49.250 --> 00:24:51.569
which I read about in the Drukhari trilogy books,

00:24:51.769 --> 00:24:55.490
where a trio of Archons are like, I've had enough

00:24:55.490 --> 00:24:58.369
of Vect. Let's go to Shardom, that place where

00:24:58.369 --> 00:25:01.250
the old Drukhari Emperor was, and let's like...

00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:02.980
resurrect him. Because here's the thing about

00:25:02.980 --> 00:25:05.779
Drukhari, they can resurrect each other. They

00:25:05.779 --> 00:25:08.559
use these weird arcane arts to just be like,

00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:14.420
nah, respawn. But it usually has a high cost.

00:25:14.920 --> 00:25:17.400
And so what they do is they go to an exodite

00:25:17.400 --> 00:25:20.559
well, they go, originally Illithian the Archon,

00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:23.480
who's like the main conspirator, goes to Shardom.

00:25:23.519 --> 00:25:26.579
He speaks with like the maiden of El Uriak, who's

00:25:26.579 --> 00:25:28.720
like a ghost. She's like a demon -infused wraith.

00:25:28.819 --> 00:25:34.329
And she's like... Only a pure heart can revive

00:25:34.329 --> 00:25:36.509
him now he's been gone for six millennia or ten

00:25:36.509 --> 00:25:39.369
millennia or whatever it is. And he goes, okay.

00:25:39.630 --> 00:25:43.589
So he takes his... He gets his alliance to go

00:25:43.589 --> 00:25:46.289
to Shardom and take the skull of El Uriak. Then

00:25:46.289 --> 00:25:48.470
he goes to an exodite world and steals a world

00:25:48.470 --> 00:25:52.630
singer. And then the world spirit of the exodite

00:25:52.630 --> 00:25:55.549
maiden world goes mental. He's like, that's my

00:25:55.549 --> 00:26:00.819
lady! And chaos ensues. So they steal her and

00:26:00.819 --> 00:26:03.619
basically just, like, torture her so much in

00:26:03.619 --> 00:26:06.220
the presence of El Uriac's body that he's resurrected.

00:26:07.460 --> 00:26:12.160
Unfortunately, it happens, like, Belophonus,

00:26:12.160 --> 00:26:15.039
the homunculi, is like, this could take, like,

00:26:15.059 --> 00:26:18.180
a few weeks, a few years if we're unlucky. Happens

00:26:18.180 --> 00:26:21.200
instantly. They're like, oh, that's weird. Turns

00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:24.440
out leaving the skull of a dead Archon in a demon,

00:26:24.539 --> 00:26:28.410
like, drenched realm. might have a bedfellow

00:26:28.410 --> 00:26:32.670
join him into Komara. And here's what causes

00:26:32.670 --> 00:26:36.509
disjunctions. If ever there's a big psychic phenomenon,

00:26:37.150 --> 00:26:40.549
or it's going to upset the balance of... Komara

00:26:40.549 --> 00:26:45.710
is like... Imagine a boat on the tip of a ravine,

00:26:45.789 --> 00:26:49.089
and it's just lurching over the edge, and if

00:26:49.089 --> 00:26:51.529
you put everyone at one side, it just goes into

00:26:51.529 --> 00:26:54.789
the abyss. That's kind of what the disjunctions

00:26:54.789 --> 00:26:58.759
do. They give a... uh like a tremor in the in

00:26:58.759 --> 00:27:02.259
the war and so they revive el uriak he's full

00:27:02.259 --> 00:27:05.160
of demon he's got a demon in him and they do

00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:07.559
manage to kill him but then it's like ah that's

00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:12.140
still like now given a uh it's given an opportunity

00:27:12.140 --> 00:27:16.099
for nur and sinch to cause mayhem in komora and

00:27:16.099 --> 00:27:19.980
so long story short um the conspirators are brought

00:27:19.980 --> 00:27:23.039
to justice the disjunction is ended but then

00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:26.920
there's also something called a great which was

00:27:26.920 --> 00:27:30.839
caused by a lady called Ivraine. And in the 41st

00:27:30.839 --> 00:27:37.019
millennium, there was this lady. She wasn't called

00:27:37.019 --> 00:27:39.220
Ivraine then, but it doesn't matter. She was

00:27:39.220 --> 00:27:41.599
dueling this other lady, who's usually very scantily

00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:44.559
clad, called Lelith Hesperax, within her crucibale,

00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:47.680
which can seat a million viewers, which is crazy.

00:27:47.960 --> 00:27:54.259
And they're having a duel. Lelith kills Ivraine.

00:27:54.859 --> 00:27:56.720
And then the Eldar, God of the Dead, goes, oh,

00:27:56.779 --> 00:27:59.180
I'm having that, and infuses her with, like,

00:27:59.200 --> 00:28:02.359
his emissary powers. And it goes nuts. Like,

00:28:02.400 --> 00:28:05.519
Komora, it's, like, sirens everywhere, like,

00:28:05.559 --> 00:28:08.319
demons, demons, demons, demons. And then it's,

00:28:08.319 --> 00:28:10.220
like, it's called the Great Disjunction because

00:28:10.220 --> 00:28:12.880
it completely ruins Komora. Like, to this day,

00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:16.400
there are demons still prowling around quarantine

00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:18.940
parts of the city because it was such a big tear

00:28:18.940 --> 00:28:22.220
in the webway. And the problem is now in the

00:28:22.220 --> 00:28:26.259
state of 40K. you got vecked he had his whole

00:28:26.259 --> 00:28:29.859
power base is built on the foundation of you

00:28:29.859 --> 00:28:34.660
will fall in line because if you annoy me not

00:28:34.660 --> 00:28:36.759
only am i going to like give you a painful death

00:28:36.759 --> 00:28:39.799
but then i'll also let you die and then slanesh

00:28:39.799 --> 00:28:42.599
will eat you and it'll be even worse and you'll

00:28:42.599 --> 00:28:43.920
never get the better of me because i've been

00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:45.420
around for six millennia and i've never been

00:28:45.420 --> 00:28:50.250
defeated now this lady comes out of nowhere It's

00:28:50.250 --> 00:28:52.410
like, I'm the god of death's, like, best lady.

00:28:52.849 --> 00:28:57.049
And now she's like, oh, if you join me, I can

00:28:57.049 --> 00:28:59.210
actually protect your soul from Lanesh because

00:28:59.210 --> 00:29:02.769
my, like, my best bud, Inayad, he's the god of

00:29:02.769 --> 00:29:05.109
the dead. He can just, like, stop you from being

00:29:05.109 --> 00:29:07.930
eaten. That's pretty good. And so a lot of Drukhari,

00:29:08.089 --> 00:29:10.190
including Lelith Hesperax, are like, oh, that's

00:29:10.190 --> 00:29:14.660
quite a good deal. But true to form... in Lelev's

00:29:14.660 --> 00:29:16.640
book there is a conversation between them where

00:29:16.640 --> 00:29:18.960
she's like I'm serving you but if you ever let

00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:21.339
me down I will kill you again because I'm only

00:29:21.339 --> 00:29:23.359
in it for myself and it's like that's a Drukhari

00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:27.279
right there and so basically the Drukhari's entire

00:29:27.279 --> 00:29:32.920
part of the great cycle of Warhammer is that

00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:36.680
or the great wheel as the Eldar call it is they're

00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:42.829
on a continual continual like journey to just

00:29:42.829 --> 00:29:46.130
just just survive another day there's no great

00:29:46.130 --> 00:29:50.289
plan there's just have some space coke and survive

00:29:50.289 --> 00:29:52.230
till tomorrow and then what you do tomorrow i'm

00:29:52.230 --> 00:29:55.009
gonna get up and i'm gonna oh i'm gonna oh i'm

00:29:55.009 --> 00:29:57.130
gonna whip someone oh that'll be fun then what's

00:29:57.130 --> 00:29:59.950
the day after that oh call someone names that'll

00:29:59.950 --> 00:30:01.769
make me feel better i look younger what about

00:30:01.769 --> 00:30:03.829
the day after that i'll just i'll just do it

00:30:03.829 --> 00:30:06.130
all over again and now there's this element of

00:30:06.130 --> 00:30:11.549
they have a hopeful future perhaps um Also worth

00:30:11.549 --> 00:30:14.549
mentioning, the Harlequins are not Drukari, but

00:30:14.549 --> 00:30:17.250
they work a lot with them. And some of them are

00:30:17.250 --> 00:30:18.769
like working behind the scenes because they're

00:30:18.769 --> 00:30:22.230
also like, ah, my daddy protects me from Slaanesh

00:30:22.230 --> 00:30:24.690
eating me, which is a good thing for them. And

00:30:24.690 --> 00:30:27.130
one of them, Motley, who's very prevalent in

00:30:27.130 --> 00:30:29.349
the books, is all like, I want to unite the Eldar

00:30:29.349 --> 00:30:32.150
as like a once again united species because he's

00:30:32.150 --> 00:30:35.589
all like, all the factions have their own foibles.

00:30:36.089 --> 00:30:37.609
But they also have their own strengths. And he's

00:30:37.609 --> 00:30:39.509
like, we need the Drukhari. We need the exodites.

00:30:39.549 --> 00:30:42.609
We need the craft worlds. And if rain comes along

00:30:42.609 --> 00:30:44.849
and it's like, oh, I see. I see what you're up

00:30:44.849 --> 00:30:46.589
to. We can all just be in Ahri and that would

00:30:46.589 --> 00:30:50.210
be great. And Vect hates this. So he's now sending

00:30:50.210 --> 00:30:52.410
as many assassins as he can to try and kill Evrain.

00:30:52.829 --> 00:30:55.269
Whilst also stopping demons from eating everyone

00:30:55.269 --> 00:30:59.049
in Komara. But also partaking in lots of like

00:30:59.049 --> 00:31:02.529
carnivals of pain and torment within the arenas

00:31:02.529 --> 00:31:06.440
and having games. And yeah, in a nutshell, that's

00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:11.880
the Drukhari. They are peculiar. They don't use

00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:16.220
psychic powers. And they like to turn people

00:31:16.220 --> 00:31:22.299
into flesh -bominations, I guess you'd call them.

00:31:22.500 --> 00:31:26.549
Something like that. I saw someone complaining

00:31:26.549 --> 00:31:29.490
online, you know, every 40k faction has their

00:31:29.490 --> 00:31:31.710
own overused joke. And, you know, fair is fair.

00:31:31.849 --> 00:31:34.329
The Dark Eldar definitely have to turn you into

00:31:34.329 --> 00:31:37.410
a thing that is usually not made out of people

00:31:37.410 --> 00:31:40.650
as theirs. But it's less of a joke with them.

00:31:40.670 --> 00:31:45.369
It's more of a threat. It seems like a tough

00:31:45.369 --> 00:31:49.029
time to be a Dark Eldar fan. Sounds like the

00:31:49.029 --> 00:31:52.029
lore has made being a Drukhari pretty much redundant.

00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:56.839
Because the Inari exists now. The thing is, it's

00:31:56.839 --> 00:32:02.259
tricky because... Go for it, Colin. It's... It

00:32:02.259 --> 00:32:05.460
was like, the Dark Eldar involvement was early

00:32:05.460 --> 00:32:07.460
-ish, you know, in the Inari plotline. It was

00:32:07.460 --> 00:32:09.319
like, you know, it's the big Scooby -Doo chase

00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:12.420
out of Kamara. So it's like, you know, there

00:32:12.420 --> 00:32:15.059
was still some interesting stuff left. Vex got

00:32:15.059 --> 00:32:17.359
to reconsolidate power, which he kind of did,

00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:19.980
because he came back to life. in a way that isn't

00:32:19.980 --> 00:32:22.660
the normal homunculus brings you back with the

00:32:22.660 --> 00:32:27.200
funny thing. So, you know, it's some do it. What's

00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:29.799
he going to do with this? How is this, you know,

00:32:29.819 --> 00:32:31.779
how is your brain going to respond? What are

00:32:31.779 --> 00:32:34.240
the craft worlders going to do? What they're

00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:38.299
going to do is all lose. Oh, no, they're all

00:32:38.299 --> 00:32:40.880
going to win a battle against a massive Slaanesh

00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:43.819
army, but then they're all going to hate each

00:32:43.819 --> 00:32:46.819
other again, and Eldrad's going to just go home.

00:32:48.089 --> 00:32:50.589
He's so sick of the Inari plotline, he's just

00:32:50.589 --> 00:32:56.150
left. Canonically, by the way. Speaking of homunculus,

00:32:56.269 --> 00:32:58.829
though, before we could describe what homunculus

00:32:58.829 --> 00:33:00.930
are, but should we get to some of the donates

00:33:00.930 --> 00:33:05.289
before we get to the individual units? I will

00:33:05.289 --> 00:33:07.569
go through the units and then some of the characters

00:33:07.569 --> 00:33:10.190
as well, and then if there's anything that I've

00:33:10.190 --> 00:33:14.230
missed, we can go through that as well. This

00:33:14.230 --> 00:33:17.309
one from Bunny Cop. Lunchtime Law Crimes. Leading

00:33:17.309 --> 00:33:19.650
Lelith lecture and leveraging lonely law criminals

00:33:19.650 --> 00:33:22.250
live. Good timing. Finally get to sit down and

00:33:22.250 --> 00:33:23.650
watch you guys live. Good alliteration. Thank

00:33:23.650 --> 00:33:24.849
you, brother. Yeah, that was a bit of a tongue

00:33:24.849 --> 00:33:27.390
twister there. Sigvald took over for a minute.

00:33:29.950 --> 00:33:36.269
Surreptitiously serving soup. Antonio Ranza for

00:33:36.269 --> 00:33:38.309
20 euros. Thank you, man. Thank you very much.

00:33:39.430 --> 00:33:41.009
Colin, would you like to read this one since

00:33:41.009 --> 00:33:44.390
I think it's for you, buddy? Of course. Boy,

00:33:44.630 --> 00:33:47.069
I didn't know it was for me at first because...

00:33:47.069 --> 00:33:51.190
Twilight there. For Cullen. Incorrect, but thank

00:33:51.190 --> 00:33:54.690
you for the 20 euros. How much time and how good

00:33:54.690 --> 00:33:56.890
would Marathi find herself among the Dark Eldar

00:33:56.890 --> 00:33:58.789
with magic available and the fact she is the

00:33:58.789 --> 00:34:02.250
best MAMI? It's all caps. Tell me your thoughts.

00:34:02.630 --> 00:34:05.970
I think she'd probably get in pretty good with

00:34:05.970 --> 00:34:08.690
the Mandrakes, at least in AOS Marathi, because

00:34:08.690 --> 00:34:12.380
she's got a lot of shadow magic stuff. She is,

00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:14.980
however, a wizard in Kamara, and they don't like

00:34:14.980 --> 00:34:18.039
that. They would probably try and get her killed

00:34:18.039 --> 00:34:20.440
as quick as possible. Like, if you just dropped

00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:22.800
her in Kamara, she'd probably die. After taking

00:34:22.800 --> 00:34:25.300
out, you know, a good amount of people with her.

00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:32.360
Optimus Jedi. Crazy name. He looked at the $4

00:34:32.360 --> 00:34:35.639
.99. Soneshi Cultist. I refer to F my victims

00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:37.519
to death, then turn them into furniture. Dark

00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:40.679
Eldar. And I took that kind of personally. Thank

00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:43.119
you very much. This is a dark themed episode.

00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:47.579
My God. Law crimes, littlest piggy. Oh, that's

00:34:47.579 --> 00:34:51.780
so cute. Five bucks. F Lucius. Why does nobody

00:34:51.780 --> 00:34:56.199
say this? F Lucius. F Lucius. F Lucius. Lucius.

00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:05.739
Lucius. We don't say that because Lucius is the

00:35:05.739 --> 00:35:07.980
goat. That's why he's the goat. I'll mention

00:35:07.980 --> 00:35:12.449
him later on. I promise. Main event, Virgil.

00:35:13.010 --> 00:35:19.030
And OG, thank you for that $10 from Europe. Back

00:35:19.030 --> 00:35:21.809
after a few weeks of having better stuff to do.

00:35:22.250 --> 00:35:26.230
What could be better than this? Just caught up

00:35:26.230 --> 00:35:28.789
on the opinions, Vod. I was not there for that.

00:35:28.969 --> 00:35:32.030
Hal, your take on my opinion was so bad, I'm

00:35:32.030 --> 00:35:34.190
going to sub to your channel just so I can unsub.

00:35:34.210 --> 00:35:42.570
More Primarks. Wow. Wow. The piggy bank is back.

00:35:43.389 --> 00:35:47.610
I may have just read Galaxy in Flames. May Lucius

00:35:47.610 --> 00:35:53.010
OD in a bathroom. Very good. That's not even

00:35:53.010 --> 00:35:56.329
like a... That's just a real threat. That's dark,

00:35:56.550 --> 00:36:00.809
man. Speaking of homunculus... I'm not going

00:36:00.809 --> 00:36:05.809
to say that. Sure. Thank you for the five pounds.

00:36:06.699 --> 00:36:08.519
You guys going to talk about that Dracari lady

00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:11.320
who talks to her mirror with a French accent?

00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:14.159
By the way, watch Sinner's good film, Attempt

00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:18.539
to Character Limit. I respect the grind to hit

00:36:18.539 --> 00:36:22.139
the end. I would like to see the movie at some

00:36:22.139 --> 00:36:27.659
point. Lady Malice is her, the clown lady, I

00:36:27.659 --> 00:36:30.360
believe. Is that her name? I believe so. She's

00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:37.469
like Vect's jilted lover. Interesting. Optimus

00:36:37.469 --> 00:36:41.570
Jedi for another five bucks. Would you rather

00:36:41.570 --> 00:36:45.369
bang Yvraine or Lilith Hesperos? Lilith will

00:36:45.369 --> 00:36:48.369
probably suck out your soul. Brackets. Giggity.

00:36:50.090 --> 00:36:53.210
But Yvraine has been hollowed out by Big Bobby

00:36:53.210 --> 00:36:57.429
G. Wow. Actually, that's not canon. That's not

00:36:57.429 --> 00:36:59.989
canon. They're just friends. They're just friends.

00:37:00.090 --> 00:37:02.210
They're not even friends. They're not even friends.

00:37:04.699 --> 00:37:06.900
On the week a new pope drops, by the way, are

00:37:06.900 --> 00:37:10.159
you going to say this stuff? Pancreas, Sicilies,

00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:13.320
Clown, Fiber, Collins, Chicago Pope, the sun

00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:15.500
will never set on the Holy of Illinois Empire.

00:37:16.380 --> 00:37:19.780
By the mandate of the Holy See, the cheese is

00:37:19.780 --> 00:37:23.559
under the stars. American Pope. I've seen a lot

00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:28.179
of... I've seen a lot... There's like a drink

00:37:28.179 --> 00:37:32.059
that is like... It's like a Chicago pizza in

00:37:32.059 --> 00:37:35.920
a specific brand of drink. like the bread of

00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.360
Christ and the wine of Christ. You don't have

00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:43.239
ketchup on hot dogs? Here we do. In Chicago.

00:37:44.380 --> 00:37:47.039
There is elitism in certain places. In New York,

00:37:47.139 --> 00:37:48.880
they're like, you don't put ketchup on a hot

00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:54.519
dog. That's just crazy. I mean, ketchup and mustard

00:37:54.519 --> 00:37:59.000
is a must. Literally. It's inedible without it.

00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:04.489
Imagine eating raw dog. I think there's a...

00:38:04.489 --> 00:38:08.269
I wish... This is still on the Pope thing. I'm

00:38:08.269 --> 00:38:12.110
a little bit lost. Can you put down the new Warhammer

00:38:12.110 --> 00:38:15.409
stats for the new Pope? How many wounds does

00:38:15.409 --> 00:38:19.769
he have? How many JD Vance visits could he survive?

00:38:21.250 --> 00:38:25.650
No, there's a cardinal that a priest who's a

00:38:25.650 --> 00:38:28.690
family friend of ours knew, and he was also,

00:38:28.809 --> 00:38:32.280
because new Pope was in the running for... papacy

00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:35.360
as a cardinal. And I really wish he won, because

00:38:35.360 --> 00:38:37.239
then I would have tried to bother the priest

00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:40.139
to let me go talk to the Pope. Go on your buddies

00:38:40.139 --> 00:38:42.119
with him, right? I really want to talk to the

00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:47.119
Pope. We roll wounds of one. Wow, that's crazy.

00:38:47.820 --> 00:38:49.360
Just there, like, talking to the Pope. He's like,

00:38:49.460 --> 00:38:50.500
alright, young man, what do you want to say?

00:38:51.280 --> 00:38:54.059
What do you think of the new Eldar lore? What?

00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:57.679
Is this too insensitive to say that Pope Francis

00:38:57.679 --> 00:38:59.920
is in deep strike? Is that too insensitive? Oh

00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:07.340
my gosh. Is that too far? Sorry. Oh dear. He

00:39:07.340 --> 00:39:10.000
failed his four up so his living saint rule didn't

00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:17.179
trigger. He didn't. And that's damned my soul.

00:39:18.860 --> 00:39:20.679
Here's something that I can bring it back to

00:39:20.679 --> 00:39:24.559
the thing. Speaking of living saints, so fun

00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:27.320
fact about the Drukhari. They only really worship

00:39:27.320 --> 00:39:31.059
one of two things. They worship Cain, because

00:39:31.059 --> 00:39:33.599
he's a bit of a fighty boy. But they also have

00:39:33.599 --> 00:39:37.039
things called dark muses, which are like demigods.

00:39:37.400 --> 00:39:39.679
And they're like the equivalent of living saints

00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:43.260
for Drukhari. And so there's like a dark muse

00:39:43.260 --> 00:39:46.019
who is like the master of poisons. And there's

00:39:46.019 --> 00:39:50.380
like the dark muse of like kinky stuff. And Azdrabail

00:39:50.380 --> 00:39:54.940
Vect, to give you an idea, or... illustrated

00:39:54.940 --> 00:39:59.119
his own assassination then invited all the archons

00:39:59.119 --> 00:40:02.400
to his funeral and most of them showed up then

00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:04.739
ordered some harlequins to kill all of the archons

00:40:04.739 --> 00:40:08.199
then when he revived they revived all the archons

00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:10.000
and the ones he knew were going to betray him

00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:13.199
were like transformed into like grotesque abominations

00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:17.059
the ones loyal he was like be thankful like i

00:40:17.059 --> 00:40:19.980
brought you back from like death that's that's

00:40:19.980 --> 00:40:23.530
the alpha legion brains kind of schemes vect

00:40:23.530 --> 00:40:25.369
comes up with like oh i'm the i'm the living

00:40:25.369 --> 00:40:27.449
muse now i i orchestrated my own death you can't

00:40:27.449 --> 00:40:30.309
get me now no no no that's that's vect how many

00:40:30.309 --> 00:40:34.949
drew kari have access to the homunculus uh immortality

00:40:34.949 --> 00:40:38.289
glitch uh well well here's the thing uh i'm about

00:40:38.289 --> 00:40:41.630
to go through the the kind of the elite so every

00:40:41.630 --> 00:40:44.750
cabal is run by an archon and an archon is like

00:40:44.750 --> 00:40:46.650
the ruling class they're the equivalent of like

00:40:47.210 --> 00:40:51.010
what used to be the nobles of the pleasure cults.

00:40:51.170 --> 00:40:53.889
They're appointed through acts alone. Like, for

00:40:53.889 --> 00:40:57.389
example, the second biggest cabal of the Flayed

00:40:57.389 --> 00:41:00.789
Skull is led by this guy who used to be a reaver

00:41:00.789 --> 00:41:03.210
in the arenas. He fought his way to the top,

00:41:03.329 --> 00:41:06.170
even had a fight with Lucius Eternal, got killed,

00:41:06.329 --> 00:41:09.190
came back very cross about it, wants a rematch.

00:41:09.690 --> 00:41:12.630
And these guys are all massive manipulators,

00:41:12.670 --> 00:41:16.989
really good at fighting. They don't have Drukhari

00:41:16.989 --> 00:41:19.090
bodyguards because they know what Drukhari are

00:41:19.090 --> 00:41:20.250
like and they're going to get stabbed in the

00:41:20.250 --> 00:41:22.710
back. So they get like mercenary species like

00:41:22.710 --> 00:41:26.070
the Sliff, which are essentially the lair. They're

00:41:26.070 --> 00:41:28.269
just lair. They're the lair species. And they

00:41:28.269 --> 00:41:30.130
deserve to have models. They deserve to have

00:41:30.130 --> 00:41:32.869
their models back. Yeah. And they have Lamians.

00:41:33.309 --> 00:41:37.030
They have Medusa. They have Urgals. And Archons

00:41:37.030 --> 00:41:39.769
are very powerful. They're the ones who do the

00:41:39.769 --> 00:41:42.670
raiding and everything. But to be a successful

00:41:42.670 --> 00:41:45.730
Cabal, you also need alliances with... the uh

00:41:45.730 --> 00:41:48.849
the homunculi covens and the homunculi are not

00:41:48.849 --> 00:41:52.250
beholden to anyone but themselves but if you

00:41:52.250 --> 00:41:56.769
want to get lots of experimentations done with

00:41:56.769 --> 00:41:59.449
living subjects you need a cabal to go and like

00:41:59.449 --> 00:42:02.829
catch them in nets so if you want to devote your

00:42:02.829 --> 00:42:05.050
life to being like i'm going to make this horrible

00:42:05.050 --> 00:42:08.010
thing i have to spend all my time stitching and

00:42:08.010 --> 00:42:10.210
cutting things in half and stowing them back

00:42:10.210 --> 00:42:12.909
together and grinning you kind of need an archon

00:42:12.909 --> 00:42:16.880
to be like to be in service of so that they can

00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:20.440
do the capturing and bringing you spoils. So

00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:24.340
they're kind of like retainers. Some of them

00:42:24.340 --> 00:42:27.880
will defect to other cabals. Some of them put

00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:30.920
the loyalty to their covens above that of their

00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:33.699
archon. Because again, Drukhari, they're all

00:42:33.699 --> 00:42:40.539
duplicitors, backstabbers. And such is their

00:42:40.539 --> 00:42:43.920
whimsy. Some of them even invited Fabius Bile

00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:46.159
to the Dark City to be like, hey, we kind of

00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:48.539
find it amusing that this Monkai is trying to

00:42:48.539 --> 00:42:51.420
do what we do, but worse. All right, mate, come

00:42:51.420 --> 00:42:53.539
on. We'll teach you how to properly do it for

00:42:53.539 --> 00:42:55.739
a few weeks. And Fabius is like, ah, brilliant.

00:42:56.179 --> 00:42:59.519
I get to study with the Covens. Lovely. And they

00:42:59.519 --> 00:43:01.699
are also the gatekeepers of, if you want to be

00:43:01.699 --> 00:43:03.940
revived from death, they're the only ones who

00:43:03.940 --> 00:43:09.119
know how to do it. Did he help them make the

00:43:09.119 --> 00:43:14.019
Flesh Tower? I think he helped them make the

00:43:14.019 --> 00:43:19.920
wailing living tower of people. Yeah, it's just

00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:26.219
there. It's a work exchange, you know? James,

00:43:26.539 --> 00:43:31.139
why is the building noisy? Why is the building

00:43:31.139 --> 00:43:34.460
crying? Why is the foundation yelling at me?

00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:41.730
Yeah, it doesn't... Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like

00:43:41.730 --> 00:43:44.750
their evil geniuses for the last bajillion years.

00:43:44.949 --> 00:43:47.010
The door handles from New York. I can tell by

00:43:47.010 --> 00:43:52.829
the accent. He's like a puppy. But yeah. And

00:43:52.829 --> 00:43:59.550
generally speaking, if you want to be resurrected.

00:44:01.070 --> 00:44:02.650
Instead of using spirit stones, there are some

00:44:02.650 --> 00:44:05.389
rituals and roughly, kind of like what happened

00:44:05.389 --> 00:44:08.030
with El Uriak, the longer you've been dead, the

00:44:08.030 --> 00:44:10.050
bigger a catalyst you need. And when I say a

00:44:10.050 --> 00:44:12.429
catalyst, I mean someone to horrendously torture

00:44:12.429 --> 00:44:16.329
so that you can infuse their suffering into your

00:44:16.329 --> 00:44:21.570
corpse and be like, respawn! If I remember correctly,

00:44:21.769 --> 00:44:24.369
too, you can get away, like, you don't need your

00:44:24.369 --> 00:44:26.750
whole corpse. Like, honestly, I think a hand

00:44:26.750 --> 00:44:31.800
will do. Yeah, even like a pinky. Where did their

00:44:31.800 --> 00:44:34.000
souls stay, though, for that time? They just

00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:36.239
get schlorped out of the warp, so for a little

00:44:36.239 --> 00:44:39.519
bit, they're in a bad place. So are they being

00:44:39.519 --> 00:44:42.280
tormented by Slaanesh until they get resurrected,

00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:46.059
or are they negligible enough that she doesn't

00:44:46.059 --> 00:44:49.239
find them? I think they are, and if I remember

00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:51.380
correctly, that's also part of the reason why

00:44:51.380 --> 00:44:54.579
you need more to get you out. It's because, A,

00:44:54.619 --> 00:44:57.739
you've been in Slaanesh's gut for longer, you've

00:44:57.739 --> 00:45:01.300
got to spend more energy. And also, they don't

00:45:01.300 --> 00:45:04.639
like to do it if it's been too long because it'll...

00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:07.840
Pardon me. The longer you've been there, yeah,

00:45:07.900 --> 00:45:09.599
the more likely it is she's going to notice and

00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:13.860
be like, no, give me that back. Yeah. And again,

00:45:14.019 --> 00:45:16.460
that's the whole thing with the disjunction.

00:45:16.760 --> 00:45:19.219
El Uriac had been dead for millennia and they

00:45:19.219 --> 00:45:21.320
were like, we can't just use any suffering. We

00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:23.710
need to get a world singer. which is really hard

00:45:23.710 --> 00:45:25.969
to find, like grab that. And it has to be like

00:45:25.969 --> 00:45:27.909
a young one that's innocent. And that's why when

00:45:27.909 --> 00:45:29.510
we torture her, it's going to be delightful.

00:45:29.690 --> 00:45:33.010
Like that's what these guys are about. There's

00:45:33.010 --> 00:45:39.349
no subtlety. Nothing but authenticity here. No.

00:45:40.190 --> 00:45:42.349
Also to have a successful cabal, you need to

00:45:42.349 --> 00:45:45.809
ally with a witch cult. Witch cults are the lady,

00:45:45.869 --> 00:45:47.610
not all ladies, but typically they're depicted

00:45:47.610 --> 00:45:50.710
as ladies who are like acrobatic jewelists from

00:45:50.710 --> 00:45:53.880
the arenas of Comorah. They're led by a grand

00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:57.340
or a succubus, a succubus or a grand succubus

00:45:57.340 --> 00:46:00.079
like Lelef Hesperax has the biggest witch cult.

00:46:00.460 --> 00:46:04.360
She has the cult of strife. She's allied to Vect.

00:46:04.480 --> 00:46:07.019
So the biggest cabal has the biggest witch cult.

00:46:07.300 --> 00:46:09.280
And there's a whole thing in like her book about,

00:46:09.380 --> 00:46:13.079
oh, she's helping the Inari, but who's going

00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:15.619
to take the place of her cult? And there's like

00:46:15.619 --> 00:46:16.960
this whole thing where she's like negotiating.

00:46:17.280 --> 00:46:20.230
No, you're still going to use my cult. I'm just

00:46:20.230 --> 00:46:22.670
going to also do this on the side. So it's an

00:46:22.670 --> 00:46:26.750
interesting political thing. They regularly have

00:46:26.750 --> 00:46:30.449
fights among their leadership to tell who's going

00:46:30.449 --> 00:46:33.570
to be in charge. So in order to be the leader

00:46:33.570 --> 00:46:37.949
of a witch cult, you have to assassinate the

00:46:37.949 --> 00:46:40.789
current one. And that's how they stay sharp because

00:46:40.789 --> 00:46:43.269
that's what they do. But obviously they're not

00:46:43.269 --> 00:46:46.929
as powerful as Archons. Archons are the leader

00:46:46.929 --> 00:46:50.059
class. You can get pretty far if you're a succubus.

00:46:50.059 --> 00:46:52.920
Another interesting role are the incubus or incubi.

00:46:53.519 --> 00:46:57.599
They're weirdos. They're cool. They are cool.

00:46:57.739 --> 00:46:59.800
They're basically the equivalent of an aspect

00:46:59.800 --> 00:47:04.280
warrior. And they wear this heavy plate. They

00:47:04.280 --> 00:47:06.380
wield things called claves, which they believe

00:47:06.380 --> 00:47:10.199
are like the optimal weapon. Look at this hook

00:47:10.199 --> 00:47:12.300
at the end. It's brilliant. I like the weight

00:47:12.300 --> 00:47:16.039
of it. Look at this big... can either have like

00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:19.619
a clave or two demi -claves they're rumored to

00:47:19.619 --> 00:47:22.179
be descended from the teachings of the first

00:47:22.179 --> 00:47:24.380
fallen phoenix lord of the striking scorpions

00:47:24.380 --> 00:47:28.579
known as ara and so they have like shrines which

00:47:28.579 --> 00:47:31.699
live in like not pocket dimensions but they have

00:47:31.699 --> 00:47:35.659
hidden shrines all throughout kimura where for

00:47:35.659 --> 00:47:38.760
example in the second of the trilogy an exodite

00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:41.679
called more follows he follows like he sees the

00:47:41.679 --> 00:47:44.360
spirit of ara on his like destroyed planet and

00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:47.300
he walks to like this weird gateway he finds

00:47:47.300 --> 00:47:48.940
himself in the shrine and he basically becomes

00:47:48.940 --> 00:47:52.659
an incubus and they are all about just we are

00:47:52.659 --> 00:47:56.599
mercenaries we are bodyguards you will pay us

00:47:56.599 --> 00:47:59.219
in fights so that we can hone our skills and

00:47:59.219 --> 00:48:01.500
become better warriors they're very stoic uh

00:48:01.500 --> 00:48:04.659
not honorable per se but they do have glimmers

00:48:04.659 --> 00:48:08.079
of of decorum like drazhar the living sword who's

00:48:08.079 --> 00:48:13.079
their um greatest duelist never speaks possibly

00:48:13.079 --> 00:48:17.860
the same guy as our just like that there is even

00:48:17.860 --> 00:48:20.559
a thing where like james are and him fight he

00:48:20.559 --> 00:48:23.019
kills james are the first time then she's resurrected

00:48:23.019 --> 00:48:25.599
by inead and she's a bit stronger and then she

00:48:25.599 --> 00:48:29.039
kills him and then a lady drukari warrior puts

00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:31.619
on his armor and then becomes the new drasar

00:48:31.619 --> 00:48:34.239
so like ah it's like a it's like a phoenix lord

00:48:34.239 --> 00:48:38.739
been going on here It looks like that might be

00:48:38.739 --> 00:48:41.639
Aura, I'm just saying. And their whole thing

00:48:41.639 --> 00:48:43.719
is just, yeah, we like fighting and we're good

00:48:43.719 --> 00:48:46.360
at it. Pay me in battles, please. They better

00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:49.599
give us a Carandras and Jazar fight as penance

00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:52.000
for getting rid of his model for the entire edition.

00:48:54.679 --> 00:48:56.280
He's supposed to be looking for it. Even when

00:48:56.280 --> 00:48:58.320
we get a big update, we can't get an update.

00:48:59.880 --> 00:49:03.039
Bruh. Bruh. I'm playing World Eaters right now.

00:49:03.079 --> 00:49:05.199
You guys did alright, okay? You guys did all

00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:11.019
right. I got one model. The one model. Whenever

00:49:11.019 --> 00:49:21.420
Hal loses, he whinges. Really? I love the venom.

00:49:21.500 --> 00:49:22.980
You said really. That was great. I can't use

00:49:22.980 --> 00:49:26.119
my model. Look at my model. Look at my well -painted

00:49:26.119 --> 00:49:32.239
model. Peachy, look at my model. Well painted.

00:49:32.500 --> 00:49:37.000
All right, all right. Get him out of here. Hold

00:49:37.000 --> 00:49:40.800
on, if I do that, how's that? Is that better?

00:49:41.300 --> 00:49:44.460
Very good. I must say, can I still do that? Only

00:49:44.460 --> 00:49:47.900
joking. Only joking. There we go. My one iron

00:49:47.900 --> 00:49:52.320
hand because they never get any lore. I'll put

00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:57.460
him on mute. There we go. So, yeah. So, we also

00:49:57.460 --> 00:50:01.289
have racks. Racks are the bodyguards of the homunculi

00:50:01.289 --> 00:50:03.730
because they like to keep it in house. These

00:50:03.730 --> 00:50:06.389
are the ones that volunteer and they look pretty

00:50:06.389 --> 00:50:08.750
disgusting. They have their hands chopped off

00:50:08.750 --> 00:50:10.969
and grafted with metal gauntlets. They're pumped

00:50:10.969 --> 00:50:14.610
with drugs and they are very loyal and they volunteer

00:50:14.610 --> 00:50:17.610
because they're just like, I want to be such

00:50:17.610 --> 00:50:20.590
a good guy for my master. I have no talent with

00:50:20.590 --> 00:50:23.750
scalpels or surgery, so I'll just defend him

00:50:23.750 --> 00:50:25.949
as like his best boy and capture things for him.

00:50:26.610 --> 00:50:30.800
The ones that... don't volunteer oh yeah they

00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.039
have like stretched torsos with like they look

00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:37.340
kind of like corsets of iron they have like iron

00:50:37.340 --> 00:50:39.480
helmets on so you can't see their face and there's

00:50:39.480 --> 00:50:41.139
just like a lot of grunting going on behind it

00:50:41.139 --> 00:50:45.579
uh but there's also the um the grotesques which

00:50:45.579 --> 00:50:47.320
are the ones that don't volunteer they're just

00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:51.070
like you're being punished stretch the skin wrap

00:50:51.070 --> 00:50:54.230
it in metal oh look at all these bone protrusions

00:50:54.230 --> 00:50:57.909
coming out of your back that's funny and they

00:50:57.909 --> 00:51:00.530
kind of do the same thing but they are they are

00:51:00.530 --> 00:51:04.789
practically um like drones they don't really

00:51:04.789 --> 00:51:08.030
have sentience they barely understand what's

00:51:08.030 --> 00:51:10.389
going on to them they have kill commands and

00:51:10.389 --> 00:51:13.489
it's like go and they just they go they go from

00:51:13.489 --> 00:51:19.070
kind of shuffling after their masters to sprinting

00:51:19.070 --> 00:51:21.389
after their enemies and capturing stuff or killing

00:51:21.389 --> 00:51:25.570
enemies. And if the homunculi dies and they haven't

00:51:25.570 --> 00:51:27.949
told this thing to stop killing, oh, you're going

00:51:27.949 --> 00:51:29.809
to have to put that thing down because it's not

00:51:29.809 --> 00:51:32.969
stopping. And again, the homunculi will probably

00:51:32.969 --> 00:51:36.809
get revived anyway, so it's not a big deal. The

00:51:36.809 --> 00:51:41.110
grotesques are expendable. You also have Kabalite

00:51:41.110 --> 00:51:44.739
Trueborn. Trueborn are weird. Their only real

00:51:44.739 --> 00:51:47.260
trait is that they are born the traditional way,

00:51:47.380 --> 00:51:50.039
because most people in Qamara are made with,

00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:52.119
you know, like petri dishes and needles. They're

00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:57.280
the kind of bat born. So to be like a natural

00:51:57.280 --> 00:52:02.079
Drukhari is pretty rare because you live in Qamara.

00:52:02.440 --> 00:52:05.059
Could you imagine being a pregnant lady in Qamara?

00:52:05.340 --> 00:52:07.780
That's pretty bad. Could you imagine being a

00:52:07.780 --> 00:52:11.019
baby? for like seven like a kid or a baby for

00:52:11.019 --> 00:52:13.500
like 18 years before you're an adult in comera

00:52:13.500 --> 00:52:18.159
that would suck and so therefore they are treated

00:52:18.159 --> 00:52:21.599
as like these rare special like nepo babies almost

00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:24.360
and they are given like the best gear they they

00:52:24.360 --> 00:52:27.099
only fight with fellow trueborn because they

00:52:27.099 --> 00:52:28.579
see themselves as better than other comrades

00:52:28.579 --> 00:52:32.719
and they are they are the elite warriors of each

00:52:32.719 --> 00:52:36.260
cabal, and they're quite up themselves. You also

00:52:36.260 --> 00:52:38.559
have Hecatrix Bloodbrides, which are the most

00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:41.699
skilled witches. They can also be different ranks,

00:52:41.739 --> 00:52:46.219
like Sirens, and there's a whole hierarchy for

00:52:46.219 --> 00:52:50.559
the witches. And then you get the Mandrakes.

00:52:50.780 --> 00:52:53.940
Mandrakes are weird. Mandrakes lurk in this sub

00:52:53.940 --> 00:52:57.280
-dimension called Eilindrach, which is this shadowy

00:52:57.280 --> 00:53:01.070
demon realm thing. And the Drukhari are like,

00:53:01.130 --> 00:53:03.869
are they demons? I don't know. Some of them are

00:53:03.869 --> 00:53:08.570
like, I've heard that if a Drukhari and a demon

00:53:08.570 --> 00:53:11.789
love one another, you get a Mandrake. They don't

00:53:11.789 --> 00:53:13.489
know, but they're just like, well, look at that

00:53:13.489 --> 00:53:16.389
thing. It's scary. I can't turn into a shadow.

00:53:17.269 --> 00:53:19.809
There's a horror novel based on one of them,

00:53:19.829 --> 00:53:23.469
isn't it? The Mandrake is, there's a noble imperial

00:53:23.469 --> 00:53:25.969
family that have like a secret oubliette dungeon.

00:53:26.889 --> 00:53:29.469
And the secret of how the family were able to

00:53:29.469 --> 00:53:31.710
keep themselves in power was that they actually

00:53:31.710 --> 00:53:35.289
had a mandrake that was... They were offering

00:53:35.289 --> 00:53:38.429
it kills and corpses and things, and it would

00:53:38.429 --> 00:53:41.670
kill their political enemies if they just gave

00:53:41.670 --> 00:53:44.969
it a bit more meat sort of thing. Yeah, because

00:53:44.969 --> 00:53:47.710
these guys, they don't just serve Drukhari, they

00:53:47.710 --> 00:53:49.789
serve the highest bidder. And they're weird,

00:53:49.889 --> 00:53:51.489
because they won't just be like, I want cash

00:53:51.489 --> 00:53:54.929
money. They'll be like, I want the heart of an...

00:53:55.730 --> 00:53:58.929
BT's judge. I want a true name as payment. I

00:53:58.929 --> 00:54:03.369
want the nasal hair of Typhus the Traveler. It's

00:54:03.369 --> 00:54:04.730
like, where am I going to get that? It's like,

00:54:04.750 --> 00:54:07.769
okay, this is a weird trade. And no one knows

00:54:07.769 --> 00:54:11.170
quite what they're up to. They teleport through

00:54:11.170 --> 00:54:14.510
shadows. They steal life energy from their enemies

00:54:14.510 --> 00:54:17.909
and can cast Bale Blasts, which are like ice.

00:54:18.289 --> 00:54:22.050
And whenever one's approaching, frost permeates

00:54:22.050 --> 00:54:25.769
around where their shadows are coalescing. One

00:54:25.769 --> 00:54:27.809
of them, the most successful of them, Caradruark

00:54:27.809 --> 00:54:31.489
fought Vulcan and almost won until Vulcan was

00:54:31.489 --> 00:54:37.090
like strobe lights on his cool hammer. And then

00:54:37.090 --> 00:54:38.309
it like shoots a beam of light and he's like,

00:54:38.349 --> 00:54:42.409
and he scuttles away. And also he likes to collect

00:54:42.409 --> 00:54:44.949
skulls. He's called the decapitator. His whole

00:54:44.949 --> 00:54:50.250
thing is. Well, I'll tell you what he does. He

00:54:50.250 --> 00:54:53.309
has a whole chamber in Alendrak with a collection

00:54:53.309 --> 00:54:55.909
of skulls. including the skull of the former

00:54:55.909 --> 00:54:57.750
Mandrake kings, who were brothers, which now

00:54:57.750 --> 00:55:00.269
stare at each other, flensed of skin. And if

00:55:00.269 --> 00:55:02.530
he, like, takes the skin off, like an orange,

00:55:02.710 --> 00:55:04.889
and is like, this sucks, he'll just smash it

00:55:04.889 --> 00:55:07.429
and go for another one. And then he actually

00:55:07.429 --> 00:55:10.869
managed to fill his, like, chamber with enough

00:55:10.869 --> 00:55:14.670
skulls. So now Komara also has, like, this shadow

00:55:14.670 --> 00:55:18.389
permeated from his throne room, which is eating

00:55:18.389 --> 00:55:21.730
demons and other things. It's actually eating

00:55:21.730 --> 00:55:23.829
demons. What is going on with the mandrakes?

00:55:23.829 --> 00:55:25.570
There's some mystery around the skull chamber.

00:55:25.710 --> 00:55:27.449
If he gets enough skulls, he makes a portal to

00:55:27.449 --> 00:55:30.449
hell or something. I think that's what happened

00:55:30.449 --> 00:55:33.449
with the Inari plotline. He finally got the last

00:55:33.449 --> 00:55:36.150
skull he needed, so then it flooded into the

00:55:36.150 --> 00:55:39.670
breach of demons and just... Now Kamara's part

00:55:39.670 --> 00:55:42.650
of the shadow realm. Dark Eldar are scared of

00:55:42.650 --> 00:55:45.650
mandrakes. That's how scary they are. Vect is

00:55:45.650 --> 00:55:48.670
scared of mandrakes, and he employs them. But,

00:55:48.670 --> 00:55:50.449
you know, it's like that whole thing of South

00:55:50.449 --> 00:55:52.900
Park, where... If you say Biggie Smalls into

00:55:52.900 --> 00:55:55.139
a mirror three times, it's the same with a mandrake.

00:55:56.980 --> 00:55:59.139
Spooky goobers who appear out of nowhere. It's

00:55:59.139 --> 00:56:01.199
unintentionally really funny because I've read

00:56:01.199 --> 00:56:03.159
comments from people from previous editions,

00:56:03.420 --> 00:56:05.739
and I think mandrakes were so ass, you would

00:56:05.739 --> 00:56:07.860
buy mandrakes and pretend they were something

00:56:07.860 --> 00:56:09.840
other than mandrakes. Yeah, they were really,

00:56:09.940 --> 00:56:15.019
really awful. It's like, oh, you're playing mandrakes?

00:56:15.099 --> 00:56:17.320
No, that's a witch. Don't look at it too closely.

00:56:17.639 --> 00:56:20.199
I think mandrakes infiltrate, don't they, at

00:56:20.199 --> 00:56:23.059
the moment? I think they've done that forever

00:56:23.059 --> 00:56:25.239
and ever. Makes sense. But there's still probably

00:56:25.239 --> 00:56:28.380
just a cheap screening unit that does nothing

00:56:28.380 --> 00:56:30.760
other than screen and hold the middle objective

00:56:30.760 --> 00:56:33.719
for a couple turns. But that is better than what

00:56:33.719 --> 00:56:37.619
they apparently used to be. Yeah, I guess. That's

00:56:37.619 --> 00:56:44.500
the standard. We also have Beastmasters. Rip

00:56:44.500 --> 00:56:46.900
their models. You know what they do. If you're

00:56:46.900 --> 00:56:48.820
a Dark Elder fan right now, you're missing like

00:56:48.820 --> 00:56:51.699
half of your model line. I think that's... Something

00:56:51.699 --> 00:56:53.619
that should be said. You have like 10 models

00:56:53.619 --> 00:56:59.940
on GW. Yeah. Beastmasters have beasts. What more

00:56:59.940 --> 00:57:05.380
do you want me to say? Scourges. Scourges are

00:57:05.380 --> 00:57:07.219
birds. They're kind of like birds. Fish me their

00:57:07.219 --> 00:57:10.820
souls, dogs. Those are the ones that kind of

00:57:10.820 --> 00:57:15.619
look like they're like a dark elf and like a

00:57:15.619 --> 00:57:19.809
harpy. Kind of. Yeah, they're basically They're

00:57:19.809 --> 00:57:21.889
really weird because they're very useful. What

00:57:21.889 --> 00:57:24.789
they tend to do is they patrol Comora for trespassers.

00:57:24.829 --> 00:57:27.269
And when they find them, they pluck them and

00:57:27.269 --> 00:57:29.210
then they just like drop them on the spires to

00:57:29.210 --> 00:57:31.289
be impaled on. So that's pretty brutal. So like

00:57:31.289 --> 00:57:33.869
all the tallest like spires of Comora is just

00:57:33.869 --> 00:57:36.949
like lots of like bodies that have been impaled

00:57:36.949 --> 00:57:39.929
and be like, yoink, plop. They're also a weird

00:57:39.929 --> 00:57:43.250
protected class because they are messengers and

00:57:43.250 --> 00:57:47.150
they like... They loom on the towers of Komorra

00:57:47.150 --> 00:57:49.269
and they listen to gossip and they transfer messages

00:57:49.269 --> 00:57:52.469
between Archons. So if you target them, it's

00:57:52.469 --> 00:57:54.929
basically a death penalty. You don't attack the

00:57:54.929 --> 00:57:59.289
Skeletons. They're too useful. In a web of manipulations

00:57:59.289 --> 00:58:02.130
and lies that is the foundation of our economy

00:58:02.130 --> 00:58:03.969
and everything that goes on with our power structure,

00:58:04.190 --> 00:58:07.210
you do not attack the Berbmen. Leave the Berbmen

00:58:07.210 --> 00:58:10.380
alone. you don't do it wow can you imagine if

00:58:10.380 --> 00:58:12.340
you like there's a weekend at bernie's thing

00:58:12.340 --> 00:58:15.059
or like um a hangover part four or something

00:58:15.059 --> 00:58:17.300
you accidentally kill a harpy and you've got

00:58:17.300 --> 00:58:19.820
to cover it up because it's the worst thing ever

00:58:19.820 --> 00:58:25.320
oh no vex vex found out it's time to get to kind

00:58:25.320 --> 00:58:27.860
of pat the back time to pat the skin suitcases

00:58:27.860 --> 00:58:31.460
and run well there is a part in one of the books

00:58:31.460 --> 00:58:33.760
where one of the archons gets a message and he's

00:58:33.760 --> 00:58:37.429
so angry about what it says He's like, I really

00:58:37.429 --> 00:58:39.349
want to rip the face off this scourge, but I

00:58:39.349 --> 00:58:41.550
can't because it would be a crime. And he's like,

00:58:41.590 --> 00:58:45.489
do you need anything else from me, master? I'm

00:58:45.489 --> 00:58:48.010
angry. Go away before I do something I shouldn't.

00:58:48.670 --> 00:58:51.130
And they're quite weird. And the last ones I

00:58:51.130 --> 00:58:54.389
think are of note are the pain engines. I love

00:58:54.389 --> 00:58:57.690
them. Favorite models. What if he had something

00:58:57.690 --> 00:59:00.449
worse than being a dreadnought or a penitent

00:59:00.449 --> 00:59:05.420
engine? The pain engine. Because unlike a Dreadnought,

00:59:05.519 --> 00:59:07.480
where it kind of sucks that you're like a limbless

00:59:07.480 --> 00:59:09.579
stump, but you can at least fight for the Emperor

00:59:09.579 --> 00:59:12.079
and that brings you joy. Unlike a Penitent Engine,

00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:14.980
where you're kind of like a battery for a gigantic

00:59:14.980 --> 00:59:19.699
murder machine, this thing is a mobile tank that

00:59:19.699 --> 00:59:23.039
will grab you, stuff you inside it, and torture

00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:26.079
you to fuel it. And it's used as punishment.

00:59:26.599 --> 00:59:30.300
There's a cabal that makes weapons. I can't remember

00:59:30.300 --> 00:59:33.010
which one it is off the top of my head. But they

00:59:33.010 --> 00:59:36.730
are really well -regarded craftsmen. They have

00:59:36.730 --> 00:59:40.070
a particular pain engine called the Observer,

00:59:40.190 --> 00:59:42.550
I think it is. And it basically just, if you're

00:59:42.550 --> 00:59:45.929
slacking, it grabs you, stuffs you inside, and

00:59:45.929 --> 00:59:48.309
encourages the other workers not to miss their

00:59:48.309 --> 00:59:51.289
quotas. That's what they're about. They're crazy.

00:59:53.289 --> 00:59:57.309
Is there also, it's the, it reminds me, was it

00:59:57.309 --> 01:00:01.139
the Kronos and the Talos, isn't it? Yes, yeah,

01:00:01.260 --> 01:00:04.219
there's two. There's one that's like the Talos.

01:00:04.599 --> 01:00:08.780
I think the Talos is... I'd have to check in

01:00:08.780 --> 01:00:11.219
my notes. I think to describe it, it's kind of

01:00:11.219 --> 01:00:15.559
like it's a malformed body that slightly hovers

01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:18.480
off the ground. It has like a tail, like armor

01:00:18.480 --> 01:00:22.820
panels and injection parts and built into it.

01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:26.360
So the main difference with the Kronos Parasite

01:00:26.360 --> 01:00:30.349
engine is... It leeches the life energy from

01:00:30.349 --> 01:00:32.929
its subject, and then it kind of releases that

01:00:32.929 --> 01:00:37.150
into the immediate area and heals its allies

01:00:37.150 --> 01:00:40.369
in battle. So sometimes cabals will be like,

01:00:40.469 --> 01:00:43.510
I want that. Can I borrow that for a raid? I'm

01:00:43.510 --> 01:00:45.869
doing a quick raid. Can I borrow that? And they're

01:00:45.869 --> 01:00:48.010
like, yeah, sure. And this is the idea of this

01:00:48.010 --> 01:00:50.610
thing, just going, yoink, and you hear some screaming

01:00:50.610 --> 01:00:53.969
guy go, ah! And then it releases this prune -like

01:00:53.969 --> 01:00:57.579
body of what once was. completely drained of

01:00:57.579 --> 01:01:00.760
life, and you're like, that's horrible, no thanks,

01:01:00.900 --> 01:01:02.699
I don't want any of that, please. That's been

01:01:02.699 --> 01:01:04.800
in the water too long. Yeah, she gets dragged

01:01:04.800 --> 01:01:10.460
into it, and E .T. comes out. Yeah, yeah. And

01:01:10.460 --> 01:01:12.920
then the Talos one is the one with, like, basically

01:01:12.920 --> 01:01:18.780
knives, right? Yeah. More torture device. That's

01:01:18.780 --> 01:01:22.320
more just fun. Can't go wrong with a good old

01:01:22.320 --> 01:01:26.360
knife. Yeah. I say, if anyone, um, Particularly

01:01:26.360 --> 01:01:29.079
for, I know it's not much of it, but in Horus

01:01:29.079 --> 01:01:32.340
Heresy slash Great Crusade lore, we kind of only

01:01:32.340 --> 01:01:34.420
really encounter them. Funny enough, we spoke

01:01:34.420 --> 01:01:37.239
about Vulcan and Salamanders earlier. But Vulcan,

01:01:37.340 --> 01:01:40.119
when he was on his homeworld, the first time

01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:42.440
he picks up his hammers and is like, time to,

01:01:42.500 --> 01:01:45.789
you know. kick gum and chew ass and i'm all out

01:01:45.789 --> 01:01:49.909
of it you know um he picks up the hammers because

01:01:49.909 --> 01:01:54.170
drew kari are raiding his um homeworld of nocturne

01:01:54.170 --> 01:01:56.769
and they're picking up humans for slaves he runs

01:01:56.769 --> 01:01:59.389
out killed manages to kill i think a hundred

01:01:59.389 --> 01:02:03.750
of them supposedly in the legends and um was

01:02:03.750 --> 01:02:06.250
there there's still isn't there was a there's

01:02:06.250 --> 01:02:11.139
a web what webway gate that's beneath Nocturne,

01:02:11.179 --> 01:02:14.199
I think they use in the Horus Heresy later. But

01:02:14.199 --> 01:02:17.679
supposedly that was how the Drukhari were accessing

01:02:17.679 --> 01:02:21.760
places like Nocturne, or even to the modern 40k

01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:27.079
timeline, they access valuable slave areas. When

01:02:27.079 --> 01:02:29.480
Vulcan fights Keradruark, he's like, I remember

01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:31.880
you, you killed my friends, do you still remember

01:02:31.880 --> 01:02:34.199
their names? And he was like, that's when he

01:02:34.199 --> 01:02:37.769
does... Vulcan always... has like a catchphrase

01:02:37.769 --> 01:02:40.090
or like a or a statement before he does like

01:02:40.090 --> 01:02:41.989
something awesome when he's just like i'm gonna

01:02:41.989 --> 01:02:44.210
activate the torch on my hammer and he goes you

01:02:44.210 --> 01:02:47.949
never did like the light whack and then like

01:02:47.949 --> 01:02:49.969
hits him with the thing breaks his arms and he

01:02:49.969 --> 01:02:57.269
scurries away csi miami scream yeah yeah basically

01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:01.599
Before we get to characters, should we go through

01:03:01.599 --> 01:03:06.039
some donations? Yes. That's a horrible message

01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:09.840
I just read in a dono. Colin, would you like

01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:13.500
to take this one? Sure, sure. Not this one. This

01:03:13.500 --> 01:03:17.039
one's good. Nimrod the Ape. That name is also

01:03:17.039 --> 01:03:21.039
good. Thank you for the 10 CA. Finally get to

01:03:21.039 --> 01:03:22.960
watch a live show and give some support. Thank

01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:25.920
you. What better thanks for Colin getting me

01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:28.099
to finally read Godric and Felix, which I finished

01:03:28.099 --> 01:03:30.599
this week. Hell yeah. And only cried for a few

01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:33.900
hours at the end. Yeah. Don't cry because it's

01:03:33.900 --> 01:03:36.099
over, man. Cry because it happened and it was

01:03:36.099 --> 01:03:43.630
beautiful. Donkey Man USA. Crazy. Thank you for

01:03:43.630 --> 01:03:46.309
the five dollars. Calling you Slime Cheese goes

01:03:46.309 --> 01:03:51.829
over the sauce, you shit lord. Wow. Wow. No,

01:03:52.409 --> 01:03:57.289
this is pizza. Chicago, like, the sauce, cheese

01:03:57.289 --> 01:03:59.869
can be under the sauce. It's still pizza. You

01:03:59.869 --> 01:04:07.010
animal. Cheese is under the sauce. Wow. Antonio

01:04:07.010 --> 01:04:10.769
Ranza for five euros. The Skaven have called

01:04:10.769 --> 01:04:14.019
the Eldar. Wait, the Skaven have called the Eldar

01:04:14.019 --> 01:04:16.639
or the Drukhari. Colin, I believe this is...

01:04:16.639 --> 01:04:18.900
That was, like, the end times when the Skaven

01:04:18.900 --> 01:04:21.380
accidentally called the Eldar. I don't think

01:04:21.380 --> 01:04:23.179
it was ever really specified. It was just...

01:04:23.179 --> 01:04:25.960
It was elves, but they sounded alien, which...

01:04:25.960 --> 01:04:32.480
Eldar? Crazy, yeah. Eldar? Do you guys know the

01:04:32.480 --> 01:04:37.059
TV show Phone Jacker? Do you remember that? Oh,

01:04:37.059 --> 01:04:38.659
no, it's like a British show. It's like a prank

01:04:38.659 --> 01:04:42.059
call show. Hello! Hello, I'm in the webway! Yeah,

01:04:42.059 --> 01:04:48.079
it's shit. It's a super elite prank, like a faux

01:04:48.079 --> 01:04:52.559
prank show back in the day. Yeah. Bunny Cop,

01:04:52.659 --> 01:04:54.900
thank you for the $5 and the good opinion. A

01:04:54.900 --> 01:04:57.079
hot dog should have tomato, mustard, relish,

01:04:57.079 --> 01:04:59.179
chopped onions, a pickled spear, and a small

01:04:59.179 --> 01:05:02.599
pepper. And no ketchup, so saith the new Pope.

01:05:02.760 --> 01:05:06.659
Amen. No ketchup? That sounds like a good hot

01:05:06.659 --> 01:05:09.360
dog. Chicago -style ketchup. You're not supposed

01:05:09.360 --> 01:05:11.550
to put... or Chicago style hot dog. You're not

01:05:11.550 --> 01:05:14.389
supposed to put ketchup on. I do put on ketchup

01:05:14.389 --> 01:05:17.030
and I do remove the onions. Everything else is

01:05:17.030 --> 01:05:20.469
great. And at the end of the day, I think it's

01:05:20.469 --> 01:05:23.650
very funny that Americans are treating their

01:05:23.650 --> 01:05:25.690
hot dogs with elitism like it's like sushi or

01:05:25.690 --> 01:05:30.739
something. We're eating pig guts. The reason

01:05:30.739 --> 01:05:32.860
they say they put ketchup on, because it's like,

01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:35.159
hey, you'll get away from the meat. The meat's

01:05:35.159 --> 01:05:38.380
got the flavor. Eli, isn't your fucking country's

01:05:38.380 --> 01:05:41.280
national food fries with gravy on it? Yeah, that's

01:05:41.280 --> 01:05:46.099
good. That's good. Poutine's great. Can I ask

01:05:46.099 --> 01:05:49.340
a question? Does the hot dog have, like, is it

01:05:49.340 --> 01:05:53.210
raw onions on it, or is it cooked on it? Either

01:05:53.210 --> 01:05:57.869
raw or usually just raw. There's no poutine elitism

01:05:57.869 --> 01:05:59.769
either. We don't care what you put on your poutine.

01:06:00.070 --> 01:06:03.469
It's fast food. Why do you hate raw onion? It's

01:06:03.469 --> 01:06:09.690
onion. I mean, it should. I don't like onion,

01:06:09.789 --> 01:06:19.309
but like, what? Moving on. RT23. 10 pounds. I

01:06:19.309 --> 01:06:22.530
love how gone the deep end, the Deldar are, that

01:06:22.530 --> 01:06:24.789
Lucius the Eternal once visited one. He was like,

01:06:24.889 --> 01:06:27.190
ah, you're a cutie. Innocent puppy. I'll play

01:06:27.190 --> 01:06:29.530
with you for a bit. Yeah. I'll mention Lucius

01:06:29.530 --> 01:06:33.070
later on. They're not good people. I felt the

01:06:33.070 --> 01:06:37.929
worst. Sure. Another OG of Lord Prime. Sing of

01:06:37.929 --> 01:06:40.329
the Five Dogs. You changed your PFP. The Dark

01:06:40.329 --> 01:06:42.789
Eldar are cruel for forcing us to wait for GTA

01:06:42.789 --> 01:06:46.900
6. I can't wait for that game to be so hated

01:06:46.900 --> 01:06:49.840
because it can't live up to the hype. I can't

01:06:49.840 --> 01:06:51.519
wait for it to never come out. We'll probably

01:06:51.519 --> 01:06:53.820
get a new Drucaria range before we get Elder

01:06:53.820 --> 01:06:58.340
Scrolls 6, okay? You can bet on that political

01:06:58.340 --> 01:07:00.780
betting website, I don't remember what it's called,

01:07:00.940 --> 01:07:03.119
but you can bet on if GTA 6 will come out in

01:07:03.119 --> 01:07:06.559
2025 or not. And I think someone put like 10

01:07:06.559 --> 01:07:08.639
grand on it. I think it's already confirmed now

01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:11.260
it's not so that guy's going to the bank. The

01:07:11.260 --> 01:07:14.360
only GTA game I've played was the first one.

01:07:14.579 --> 01:07:20.079
I'm so sorry. Huh? Wow. Yeah. Here's the horrid

01:07:20.079 --> 01:07:25.579
comment. I wish Lucius a very 177013. Don't worry,

01:07:25.719 --> 01:07:28.099
I put in the missing digit for you. Without Josuke.

01:07:28.860 --> 01:07:31.820
That's particularly foul. I don't know what that

01:07:31.820 --> 01:07:34.099
is. I don't want to know what it is. I don't

01:07:34.099 --> 01:07:41.130
want to know. Bad. Don't, uh, serious. Cyrus.

01:07:42.030 --> 01:07:46.429
Another I in there for some reason. If Droogie

01:07:46.429 --> 01:07:49.110
are so perverse in order to save themselves from

01:07:49.110 --> 01:07:51.829
Snesha's gluck gluck, does that mean they engage

01:07:51.829 --> 01:07:56.969
in the most perverse of art? Colon's like snuggling

01:07:56.969 --> 01:08:01.769
gentle fandom. Femdom, sorry. Take your anime

01:08:01.769 --> 01:08:06.519
bullshit out of here. Wow. There's nothing wrong

01:08:06.519 --> 01:08:09.239
with gentle hand -holding and snuggling, I'll

01:08:09.239 --> 01:08:12.539
have you know. Thank you for the $10. Now, add

01:08:12.539 --> 01:08:14.559
to me this before we riddle me this, Batman.

01:08:15.099 --> 01:08:17.539
Could the Duke Kari just go live on a craft world

01:08:17.539 --> 01:08:19.640
and it would be fine? Or is it because they were

01:08:19.640 --> 01:08:22.920
originally too close to the eye? So they could

01:08:22.920 --> 01:08:26.180
just stop doing this at any time. Correct. Yeah,

01:08:26.260 --> 01:08:28.840
they don't even need a soul stone. If they join

01:08:28.840 --> 01:08:31.239
Inari, it's like, hey, you can just bring me

01:08:31.239 --> 01:08:33.760
back. It does technically give them life, but

01:08:33.760 --> 01:08:38.260
they're also awful. But regular Eldar aren't

01:08:38.260 --> 01:08:39.720
having their souls drained all the time, are

01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:42.319
they? They don't have to deal with that as much.

01:08:42.479 --> 01:08:45.159
The thing was, before the Inari, it was like,

01:08:45.279 --> 01:08:47.840
you get a spirit stone, and we put you to rest,

01:08:48.060 --> 01:08:51.439
or Homunculi are going to torture someone or

01:08:51.439 --> 01:08:53.720
a bunch of people to bring you back. it's also

01:08:53.720 --> 01:08:56.819
like the lifestyle the craft worlders live like

01:08:56.819 --> 01:08:59.199
prevents any of that because they're so like

01:08:59.199 --> 01:09:02.760
aesthetic oh and um and the exodites it's like

01:09:02.760 --> 01:09:04.880
your body goes into the world spirit yeah and

01:09:04.880 --> 01:09:06.859
so then it's like a coalition of dead people

01:09:06.859 --> 01:09:11.100
just fun i thought it was the um the the mass

01:09:11.100 --> 01:09:15.579
torture part slash uh taking in life force that

01:09:15.579 --> 01:09:21.000
was to extend their life not to That makes them

01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:23.159
immortal, basically. It doesn't mean that they...

01:09:23.159 --> 01:09:25.140
Without it, I assume they would live to the same

01:09:25.140 --> 01:09:29.619
length as a normal Eldar. There is also something

01:09:29.619 --> 01:09:32.500
called... They have the first, not the Blood

01:09:32.500 --> 01:09:35.119
Angel first, another one. For example, if an

01:09:35.119 --> 01:09:38.079
Incubus doesn't kill someone for a while, they

01:09:38.079 --> 01:09:40.699
have a chance of becoming called... I think it's

01:09:40.699 --> 01:09:44.210
the... What's it called? the parched they become

01:09:44.210 --> 01:09:45.890
one of the parched and then they become like

01:09:45.890 --> 01:09:48.050
you know like the dark souls one enemies in the

01:09:48.050 --> 01:09:49.890
asylum that just kind of wander around obviously

01:09:49.890 --> 01:09:52.569
you become a hollow hollow like a proper one

01:09:52.569 --> 01:09:56.449
shout out to flame torch hollows hardest enemy

01:09:56.449 --> 01:10:04.439
in the game yeah shout out to the spy hand For

01:10:04.439 --> 01:10:06.699
five Canadian buckaroos. I hate it when Colin

01:10:06.699 --> 01:10:09.600
says, blessed Sigma. Go on, Colin. Blessed Sigma.

01:10:09.899 --> 01:10:12.300
I feel like I'm being shilled out for cash. I

01:10:12.300 --> 01:10:19.680
had to change my pants. Blessed Sigma. Also,

01:10:19.699 --> 01:10:22.899
happy birthday, Colin. Happy birthday, Colin.

01:10:23.279 --> 01:10:25.279
Thanks, man. It's almost four months since it

01:10:25.279 --> 01:10:28.079
happened, but every week I'm more than happy

01:10:28.079 --> 01:10:31.989
to hear you say it. Yeah. Tom Warren, thank you

01:10:31.989 --> 01:10:33.970
for the $2. The Delta are the reason we won't

01:10:33.970 --> 01:10:36.109
get Titanfall 3. That's a crazy statement. That's

01:10:36.109 --> 01:10:38.550
not true. They're not as evil as the company

01:10:38.550 --> 01:10:44.550
known as Electronic Arts. And last one for now.

01:10:44.729 --> 01:10:46.989
William Knight with the $2. Remember to buy your

01:10:46.989 --> 01:10:48.949
mother something, y 'all. It's a good thing you

01:10:48.949 --> 01:10:52.649
said that, actually. I think in a different country

01:10:52.649 --> 01:10:56.489
because ours is not. Yeah, got a while. That's

01:10:56.489 --> 01:11:04.399
wrong and dumb. I'm sorry. Is this how we all

01:11:04.399 --> 01:11:10.199
do it? Some of my cousins are American. My uncle,

01:11:10.340 --> 01:11:14.039
who grew up here, was talking about how he was

01:11:14.039 --> 01:11:17.119
new to celebrating July 4th. I said, isn't that

01:11:17.119 --> 01:11:21.100
really weird for you? Because no one else really

01:11:21.100 --> 01:11:24.560
celebrates that. I mean, yeah, that's American

01:11:24.560 --> 01:11:28.520
Independence Day. Wasn't there a different Independence

01:11:28.520 --> 01:11:30.600
Day celebration nearly every day? Every three

01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:34.359
days from the UK. Yeah. I mean, technically,

01:11:34.479 --> 01:11:39.180
that's my one today. It's not as bombastic. That's

01:11:39.180 --> 01:11:46.319
the UK's chief export is Independence Day. All

01:11:46.319 --> 01:11:49.180
that tea in the harbour. So yeah, I guess we'll

01:11:49.180 --> 01:11:51.800
now... go through some characters. Just before

01:11:51.800 --> 01:11:53.720
I forget, he's a really minor character to start

01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:55.800
off with. There's this guy called Lord Helion

01:11:55.800 --> 01:11:59.439
Saffarnix. He's not been around since 5th edition,

01:11:59.640 --> 01:12:03.899
which is a shame. To bring home the point, you

01:12:03.899 --> 01:12:07.180
don't bring psychers to Komora. This guy went

01:12:07.180 --> 01:12:09.659
raiding. He was part of the Slashed Eye Cabal.

01:12:09.880 --> 01:12:13.119
He brought a Farseer back, and it was such a

01:12:13.119 --> 01:12:16.460
bad idea, his cabal kicked him out and tried

01:12:16.460 --> 01:12:20.239
to ruthlessly hunt him. To the point where he's

01:12:20.239 --> 01:12:22.600
now like the criminal underworld's like boss.

01:12:22.960 --> 01:12:25.659
And now he basically subsists on like, Hey guys,

01:12:25.880 --> 01:12:27.460
we're going to like back to the future, future

01:12:27.460 --> 01:12:30.500
style, riding our boards and cause mayhem. And

01:12:30.500 --> 01:12:32.319
that's Saffronix. But it's just like, that's

01:12:32.319 --> 01:12:34.619
how seriously they take psychers. You don't bring

01:12:34.619 --> 01:12:39.430
psychers to Komara. It's a bad idea. And he still

01:12:39.430 --> 01:12:41.810
has the severed head and remains of them, and

01:12:41.810 --> 01:12:43.550
he uses them to scry the future to evade being

01:12:43.550 --> 01:12:45.489
assassinated, which is kind of cool. Did we mention

01:12:45.489 --> 01:12:48.550
how the Drukhari have lost their ability to use

01:12:48.550 --> 01:12:52.909
psychic powers? Yeah. They basically have, through

01:12:52.909 --> 01:12:55.430
not using it, atrophied it like a muscle. They

01:12:55.430 --> 01:12:59.770
could still use it, and to be fair, some... Drukhari

01:12:59.770 --> 01:13:02.250
do go mad and start going back to using psychic

01:13:02.250 --> 01:13:06.130
powers, but that's when Vect Cabal brings in

01:13:06.130 --> 01:13:08.430
the guns. That's when the secret police come

01:13:08.430 --> 01:13:13.430
to unperson you. Like a stopper. Yes. You're

01:13:13.430 --> 01:13:18.109
getting chaired. Yeah. Because you'll see an

01:13:18.109 --> 01:13:20.029
eruption of some demons. Like, what is that?

01:13:20.189 --> 01:13:23.170
Oh, God. Not again. Is it Barry? Barry's been

01:13:23.170 --> 01:13:28.140
dabbling in the sauce again. What other ones

01:13:28.140 --> 01:13:31.460
have we got? We've got Urien Rakath is like the

01:13:31.460 --> 01:13:34.279
oldest known homunculus. He was there since the

01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:40.000
fall. This is the guy that brought Azrabel Vect

01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:44.560
back from the grave and helped collaborate. He's

01:13:44.560 --> 01:13:48.300
known as the sculptor of torments. And this guy

01:13:48.300 --> 01:13:52.220
is so full of himself, he even criticizes Rabute

01:13:52.220 --> 01:13:54.640
Giliman's Primaris. And he's all like, oh, actually,

01:13:54.779 --> 01:13:58.939
I think. I took him into my oubliette and had

01:13:58.939 --> 01:14:01.659
a chat with this Gilliman fellow. I'm sure I

01:14:01.659 --> 01:14:04.539
could do a better job. Of all the mad scientists,

01:14:04.680 --> 01:14:08.079
you've got Fabius, you've got Belisarius, you've

01:14:08.079 --> 01:14:13.359
got Urien, and you've got Sarek. Urien's probably

01:14:13.359 --> 01:14:15.619
the most sadistic of the four, which is saying

01:14:15.619 --> 01:14:20.199
something. Because Fabius is in that. Fabius

01:14:20.199 --> 01:14:22.100
has a weapon called the Rod of Torment, and he's

01:14:22.100 --> 01:14:26.760
not the worst. What is going on? We've already

01:14:26.760 --> 01:14:28.640
mentioned Lelith Hesperax, but she's pretty cool.

01:14:29.060 --> 01:14:32.060
She's the greatest duelist to ever live in the

01:14:32.060 --> 01:14:39.020
arenas. Killed of Rain, pretty cool. She basically

01:14:39.020 --> 01:14:42.939
now serves as Rain's bodyguard. Her book is a

01:14:42.939 --> 01:14:44.920
bit, in my opinion, hit and miss. I liked some

01:14:44.920 --> 01:14:47.319
bits, I disliked others. I thought it was a bit,

01:14:47.439 --> 01:14:49.380
it's a very short book and there are plodding

01:14:49.380 --> 01:14:52.600
moments, but it is interesting that at one point

01:14:52.600 --> 01:14:55.359
she basically puts a knife to Vect's throat.

01:14:55.880 --> 01:14:59.699
And she's like, hey, buddy, I'm going to do my

01:14:59.699 --> 01:15:01.659
own thing. And you're going to try and you're

01:15:01.659 --> 01:15:03.319
going to stop trying to assassinate me. And he's

01:15:03.319 --> 01:15:06.359
like, oh, yeah, you really think you really think

01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:08.020
killing me is going to stop me? I'll come back.

01:15:08.079 --> 01:15:12.920
And she's like, OK, I'll be such a such a petty

01:15:12.920 --> 01:15:15.220
bitch. He's like, oh, OK, I'll humor you. Go

01:15:15.220 --> 01:15:18.649
on then. Go off. Enjoy being with your Yonari

01:15:18.649 --> 01:15:20.829
friends. Hope someone doesn't kill the daughter

01:15:20.829 --> 01:15:25.170
of Shades. She's like, screw off. So that's Lelith.

01:15:25.310 --> 01:15:28.590
She's like, she has been, there are like sources

01:15:28.590 --> 01:15:29.989
that say she's never been wounded in battle.

01:15:30.069 --> 01:15:34.329
She has, and she prizes any slight wound that

01:15:34.329 --> 01:15:37.829
she's incurred from a worthy opponent. She doesn't

01:15:37.829 --> 01:15:40.550
take any narcotics or anything. She's like the

01:15:40.550 --> 01:15:44.359
only succubus or witch cultist who ever. has

01:15:44.359 --> 01:15:47.140
abstained from any intoxicants because, in her

01:15:47.140 --> 01:15:50.060
opinion, the kill is worsened if you are, like,

01:15:50.079 --> 01:15:53.460
off your tits on, like, space dust or getting

01:15:53.460 --> 01:15:56.579
drunk. So she's like, no, I'm abstinent with

01:15:56.579 --> 01:16:01.819
the naughty juice. So that's my thing. Also,

01:16:02.000 --> 01:16:05.560
her objective is she wants to capture Lucius

01:16:05.560 --> 01:16:08.899
the Eternal because, in her opinion, if she brings

01:16:08.899 --> 01:16:11.220
Lucius back to Comora into her crucible that

01:16:11.220 --> 01:16:13.800
seats one million people... cuts off all his

01:16:13.800 --> 01:16:16.300
armor and has a one -on -one fight with him it'll

01:16:16.300 --> 01:16:20.659
be the most legit fight ever in the arena and

01:16:20.659 --> 01:16:22.460
that's what she wants to do she's like yeah i

01:16:22.460 --> 01:16:25.119
want to beat him up i want to beat up like slanesh's

01:16:25.119 --> 01:16:27.640
best boy inside of a million people i want to

01:16:27.640 --> 01:16:30.039
absolutely thrash him without his armor and see

01:16:30.039 --> 01:16:32.479
how he likes it uh i don't know how i'm sure

01:16:32.479 --> 01:16:35.060
that would be a bad idea because again his whole

01:16:35.060 --> 01:16:37.680
thing is don't take pride in the kill and this

01:16:37.680 --> 01:16:40.640
is the most like this is the most gung -ho way

01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:43.699
to kill him imaginable No, he wins those. He

01:16:43.699 --> 01:16:47.119
wins those. Maybe she's like, oh, Enead will

01:16:47.119 --> 01:16:49.939
save me. He's like, okay, maybe. But that's her.

01:16:50.420 --> 01:16:53.739
She's a bit crazy. We've already mentioned Caradharak.

01:16:53.760 --> 01:16:57.819
We've also mentioned Drizzar. Sliskas. Trevely

01:16:57.819 --> 01:17:01.119
of Sliskas is kind of fun. He's a corsair, because

01:17:01.119 --> 01:17:03.140
some Drukhari can say, I don't want to live in

01:17:03.140 --> 01:17:06.500
the city anymore. I'm going to be a pirate. Some

01:17:06.500 --> 01:17:09.260
speculate he was trained to dance with the Harlequins,

01:17:09.439 --> 01:17:12.520
and occasionally he moolites them for fun. He

01:17:12.520 --> 01:17:15.640
never wears the same clothes twice. He's very

01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:21.939
much into finer things. For fun, he tried to

01:17:21.939 --> 01:17:24.659
raid Fenris because he looked at the space wolves

01:17:24.659 --> 01:17:27.699
and went, those tribesmen with the swords, with

01:17:27.699 --> 01:17:29.520
the axes and shields, they're like the ones who

01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:31.619
eventually become space wolves. They're pretty

01:17:31.619 --> 01:17:33.479
hardy. They look like a good challenge. I guess

01:17:33.479 --> 01:17:35.640
I'll go capture some of them. And he did that.

01:17:35.800 --> 01:17:40.239
And then he met Lucas the Trickster, cut out

01:17:40.239 --> 01:17:43.659
his heart. It's like a trophy. And then is the

01:17:43.659 --> 01:17:47.199
only one who outwitted the trickster. But for

01:17:47.199 --> 01:17:50.279
that, he also got horribly burned by being spat

01:17:50.279 --> 01:17:53.840
on in the face by Lucas, who has the acid spit.

01:17:54.359 --> 01:17:58.319
And so now in both Space Wolf and Dracarys circles,

01:17:58.619 --> 01:18:00.680
people are like, oh, the Jackal Wolf and the

01:18:00.680 --> 01:18:02.819
Serpent, that's a great fight or good fight.

01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:05.039
And he's also the reason that Lucas now has a

01:18:05.039 --> 01:18:07.560
ticking time bomb in his chest because shenanigans.

01:18:08.119 --> 01:18:10.779
So Saliscus is kind of fun. Are there any other

01:18:10.779 --> 01:18:14.380
characters I can mention? Maw's kind of cool.

01:18:14.460 --> 01:18:20.039
He's an incubus. He was an exodite. He goes back

01:18:20.039 --> 01:18:23.319
to correct the world singer from the books because

01:18:23.319 --> 01:18:26.260
he's the one who caused the disjunction. He gets

01:18:26.260 --> 01:18:28.920
rid of the disjunction by attacking the world

01:18:28.920 --> 01:18:33.720
spirit, winning. Motley tricks a warlock who

01:18:33.720 --> 01:18:35.159
was very arrogant. He's like, I want to bring

01:18:35.159 --> 01:18:39.550
him to justice. use him with like he merges the

01:18:39.550 --> 01:18:41.989
incubus with the world spirit making this like

01:18:41.989 --> 01:18:44.810
terrifying creature and then he like atomizes

01:18:44.810 --> 01:18:47.409
the warlock who's being manipulated by sinch

01:18:47.409 --> 01:18:52.409
and he saves the day you're like oh a good a

01:18:52.409 --> 01:18:55.289
good drew card i don't know about good but probably

01:18:55.289 --> 01:18:58.270
the goodest one we've had he's got honor i suppose

01:18:58.270 --> 01:19:03.069
that's good relatively you know relatively yeah

01:19:03.069 --> 01:19:05.779
yeah I think that's more or less all of them,

01:19:05.819 --> 01:19:08.380
to be honest. There's not that many. Did I completely

01:19:08.380 --> 01:19:10.359
not hear you say Drizzar? Because it's going

01:19:10.359 --> 01:19:13.100
to be funny if that did happen. We did mention

01:19:13.100 --> 01:19:15.619
Drizzar, so I can go over him, but he's again,

01:19:15.739 --> 01:19:18.619
he's just like... He kills custodians. I know

01:19:18.619 --> 01:19:21.340
he was mentioned earlier, but he's the character

01:19:21.340 --> 01:19:23.140
section. He did kill three custodians in a fight.

01:19:23.800 --> 01:19:26.079
He killed three custodians at once. He's like,

01:19:26.119 --> 01:19:29.020
lols. Phoenix Lords are Primarch tier, but they'll

01:19:29.020 --> 01:19:32.920
never fight. Nope. He also slaughtered an entire

01:19:32.920 --> 01:19:36.460
hive city on his own for fun. Drizzar's mental.

01:19:37.380 --> 01:19:39.520
And he doesn't say anything, so it's like, he's

01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:41.439
really good at fighting, isn't he? Oh, that's

01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:44.279
Drizzar. He's known as the Living Sword. He needs

01:19:44.279 --> 01:19:47.899
to be a praying mantis. He's also up there for

01:19:47.899 --> 01:19:50.340
probably most quote -unquote honorable Drukhari.

01:19:50.979 --> 01:19:55.640
Because, one, he'll show the slightest sign of

01:19:55.640 --> 01:19:58.920
respect towards another incubi. respects that

01:19:58.920 --> 01:20:01.880
granted is usually like a you know a thumbs up

01:20:01.880 --> 01:20:03.960
and then it's back to business it's you know

01:20:03.960 --> 01:20:07.960
when he um when more goes back to his shrine

01:20:07.960 --> 01:20:10.479
to answer for his crimes the hierarchs ignore

01:20:10.479 --> 01:20:12.600
him and he kills a guy in a duel and he puts

01:20:12.600 --> 01:20:14.899
his head on his trophy rack then he's ambushed

01:20:14.899 --> 01:20:16.479
by four other guys and him and motley kill them

01:20:16.479 --> 01:20:19.600
then there's a duel with drazhar and drazhar

01:20:19.600 --> 01:20:22.199
kicks him up like oh not a problem not even a

01:20:22.199 --> 01:20:24.020
scratch on his armor it's like strength versus

01:20:24.020 --> 01:20:26.340
speed and then when he's about to kill him, he

01:20:26.340 --> 01:20:29.659
stops, and he just kind of gives us a quick nod,

01:20:29.819 --> 01:20:31.760
and then he leaves. He's like, that's Drasar.

01:20:31.859 --> 01:20:36.279
He has his own motives. And he only really just

01:20:36.279 --> 01:20:38.460
kind of cares about killing stuff, which, you

01:20:38.460 --> 01:20:41.420
know, by Dark Eldar standards, goddamn near a

01:20:41.420 --> 01:20:46.859
saint. Oh, he even, one of his most early recorded

01:20:46.859 --> 01:20:49.300
deeds was he went to one of the Incubus Shrines,

01:20:49.460 --> 01:20:53.090
waltzed in, killed the Hierarch. and instead

01:20:53.090 --> 01:20:57.109
of taking charge of the shrine, just left. Nodded

01:20:57.109 --> 01:20:59.369
at the corpse, and then left. Like, yeah, that's

01:20:59.369 --> 01:21:02.109
Drazhar. He does whatever he likes, and no one

01:21:02.109 --> 01:21:03.989
knows what he's about. He's never been seen to

01:21:03.989 --> 01:21:06.770
eat or sleep or drink. He's just there. He is

01:21:06.770 --> 01:21:09.310
occasionally. He's not even technically like

01:21:09.310 --> 01:21:12.090
the... Remember, he's not even like the head

01:21:12.090 --> 01:21:13.989
of the incubi, because he never took the position.

01:21:14.310 --> 01:21:17.010
They just can't get rid of him. Yeah, he's just

01:21:17.010 --> 01:21:21.029
there all the time, and he's scary. He's like...

01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:22.979
They were all like, I want to fight alongside

01:21:22.979 --> 01:21:24.300
him because I want to see what he's doing because

01:21:24.300 --> 01:21:26.060
he's really skilled. But they're also like, he's

01:21:26.060 --> 01:21:28.659
such a weirdo. He doesn't say anything. He doesn't

01:21:28.659 --> 01:21:30.520
eat or sleep or drink. He never takes his helmet

01:21:30.520 --> 01:21:34.199
off. What's up with that guy? To the point where

01:21:34.199 --> 01:21:36.020
some of them are like, oh, he's just full of

01:21:36.020 --> 01:21:39.460
fragments of bone. He's not even a person. He's

01:21:39.460 --> 01:21:42.220
just like a spirit in some armor, maybe. Didn't

01:21:42.220 --> 01:21:44.960
he get killed briefly, I think, by Jane Tsar?

01:21:45.220 --> 01:21:47.760
Jane Tsar killed him. And then someone put on

01:21:47.760 --> 01:21:50.439
his armor and then... he's a phoenix and then

01:21:50.439 --> 01:21:53.220
all of a sudden nods walks away all right it's

01:21:53.220 --> 01:21:58.500
100 yeah yeah 100p so there is a uh yeah that's

01:21:58.500 --> 01:22:01.020
pretty much all the characters they have for

01:22:01.020 --> 01:22:05.239
like a more recent like kind of fun uh drukari

01:22:05.239 --> 01:22:08.140
law point there was something in the vaults of

01:22:08.140 --> 01:22:12.300
terror series which is like a kind of like inquisitor

01:22:12.300 --> 01:22:17.500
custodian style um series that focuses on things

01:22:17.500 --> 01:22:21.079
related more closely towards terror and there's

01:22:21.079 --> 01:22:23.800
a plot in these books where essentially the golden

01:22:23.800 --> 01:22:27.500
throne is kind of clunking along and it's going

01:22:27.500 --> 01:22:31.279
to fail in the next few decades if they don't

01:22:31.279 --> 01:22:34.199
get some repairs to it and obviously for just

01:22:34.199 --> 01:22:36.199
briefly for the people like the golden thrones

01:22:36.199 --> 01:22:38.560
where the emperor is obviously residing his corpse

01:22:38.560 --> 01:22:42.100
is on there um it's made from technologies of

01:22:42.100 --> 01:22:46.819
like many different uh races like ancient technology

01:22:46.819 --> 01:22:50.600
to like you know human golden age stuff and the

01:22:50.600 --> 01:22:54.939
plot in this book very briefly is like the imperium

01:22:54.939 --> 01:22:57.579
slash i think it's the inquisition they ask they

01:22:57.579 --> 01:23:03.600
make a kind of semi alliance ish with the drukari

01:23:03.600 --> 01:23:06.300
because they need their help in repairing the

01:23:06.300 --> 01:23:09.239
golden throne or at least parts of it which is

01:23:09.239 --> 01:23:12.239
crazy that they were allowed that close but it

01:23:12.239 --> 01:23:15.380
wasn't the mechanicus make some because it's

01:23:15.380 --> 01:23:17.140
beyond what the Mechanicus can do, and obviously

01:23:17.140 --> 01:23:19.840
the Imperium, the Golden Throne failing means

01:23:19.840 --> 01:23:21.539
the Emperor dies, and it means the Astronomicon

01:23:21.539 --> 01:23:24.720
goes out, and that's bad for everybody involved.

01:23:25.600 --> 01:23:29.340
The Drukhari, being who they are, they've had

01:23:29.340 --> 01:23:32.619
problems since the resurrection of Yuvrain. Again,

01:23:32.739 --> 01:23:35.520
as Andy was saying, basically demons keep invading.

01:23:36.140 --> 01:23:37.720
I don't know what you called it earlier, Andy,

01:23:37.800 --> 01:23:41.460
like something event? It was like a... Disjunction?

01:23:43.460 --> 01:23:45.380
This one's pretty bad to the point in which,

01:23:45.420 --> 01:23:47.920
like, I can't remember how they sealed it off,

01:23:48.039 --> 01:23:49.840
but I think they had, like, blank or something

01:23:49.840 --> 01:23:54.100
in Komorah that helped seal off certain demon

01:23:54.100 --> 01:23:56.399
-wounded parts, and now that's just completely

01:23:56.399 --> 01:24:01.180
gone, thanks to your brain. So Vect, basically,

01:24:01.319 --> 01:24:03.880
the subplot is that they wish to make their own

01:24:03.880 --> 01:24:06.279
version of the Golden Throne. They're making,

01:24:06.319 --> 01:24:09.989
like, a Dark Throne. And they basically... are

01:24:09.989 --> 01:24:13.050
trying to scrape off bits of genetic material

01:24:13.050 --> 01:24:15.250
to make like a copy of the emperor of man like

01:24:15.250 --> 01:24:18.829
a cloned emperor of mankind that they are like

01:24:18.829 --> 01:24:20.810
a bulging massive one which has like the psychic

01:24:20.810 --> 01:24:26.489
power to operate this fake slash copy golden

01:24:26.489 --> 01:24:29.170
throne so that they can basically seal off parts

01:24:29.170 --> 01:24:31.289
of camaraderie and you know basically have their

01:24:31.289 --> 01:24:33.750
own version of like know sort of an astronomical

01:24:33.750 --> 01:24:35.229
and it's like the m you know how the emperor

01:24:35.229 --> 01:24:38.270
keeps demons away from you know the web way below

01:24:38.270 --> 01:24:41.869
terror same thing uh yeah it didn't go in that

01:24:41.869 --> 01:24:44.909
wound closed it didn't go to plan necessarily

01:24:44.909 --> 01:24:47.909
but like let's just say components of like this

01:24:47.909 --> 01:24:52.649
dark um throne is still somewhat i mean i i don't

01:24:52.649 --> 01:24:54.229
want to spoil too much we may go into it like

01:24:54.229 --> 01:24:56.590
one day because it's a good uh vols terror is

01:24:56.590 --> 01:24:59.970
a good series of books um but yeah like they

01:24:59.970 --> 01:25:02.970
say the drukari again like they accept the deal

01:25:02.970 --> 01:25:06.529
but yeah they obviously did their own they're

01:25:06.529 --> 01:25:09.649
offered different payment but they're like maybe

01:25:09.649 --> 01:25:12.109
we can take a payment of our own um but they

01:25:12.109 --> 01:25:15.930
essentially they kind of like it does show you

01:25:15.930 --> 01:25:19.630
like they can make deals of races i think even

01:25:19.630 --> 01:25:23.270
what we're seeing um for the visual um watchers

01:25:23.270 --> 01:25:26.189
here though like there's when would anyone here

01:25:26.189 --> 01:25:30.170
like to describe when the Tau first met the Drukhari,

01:25:30.369 --> 01:25:32.390
because I think that's an interesting... Yeah,

01:25:33.550 --> 01:25:39.090
Colin, would you like to describe? Yeah, so initially,

01:25:39.369 --> 01:25:41.869
you know, this was, and I believe this lore was

01:25:41.869 --> 01:25:43.829
written when the Tau were very much still, like,

01:25:43.850 --> 01:25:47.489
outright naive, like good guys, as opposed to

01:25:47.489 --> 01:25:50.050
still the good guys compared to everyone else,

01:25:50.109 --> 01:25:53.970
but not good guys. What -o! Hello, fellow traveler!

01:25:54.250 --> 01:25:57.289
Yeah, you know, they found the Dark Eldar, and

01:25:58.400 --> 01:26:00.920
despite sometimes you can very much judge a book

01:26:00.920 --> 01:26:04.060
by its cover. They were like, well, you know,

01:26:04.159 --> 01:26:06.699
cultural differences. Let's be friends. And the

01:26:06.699 --> 01:26:09.300
Dark Eldar, for their part, went, oh, this is

01:26:09.300 --> 01:26:12.020
going to be fun. To be fair, they needed help

01:26:12.020 --> 01:26:16.399
fighting the Tyranids. They did. That's one of

01:26:16.399 --> 01:26:20.319
the key reasons. I did kind of forget about that

01:26:20.319 --> 01:26:23.819
off rip. That's my bad. Yeah, it was also, yeah,

01:26:23.880 --> 01:26:26.300
they did. Tyranids are a big problem. It was

01:26:26.300 --> 01:26:28.579
as much also like, hey, you're not trying to

01:26:28.579 --> 01:26:31.520
eat me. Give me a hand, will you? So they did.

01:26:32.079 --> 01:26:35.920
And then the Tau, to stop being nice, then proceeded

01:26:35.920 --> 01:26:38.560
to try and be friendly nice anyways with the

01:26:38.560 --> 01:26:42.640
spiky psychos. So the Dark Elder exchanged, hey.

01:26:43.369 --> 01:26:45.890
Let's do a cultural exchange. We'll take some

01:26:45.890 --> 01:26:48.270
of your guys. We'll bring them back to Kamara.

01:26:48.350 --> 01:26:53.630
You can learn all about our culture. It's what

01:26:53.630 --> 01:26:55.550
you're all about, right? You want to learn about

01:26:55.550 --> 01:26:58.550
the galaxy, yeah? Tau jumped on it. Watercast

01:26:58.550 --> 01:27:02.989
is having a field day. Dammit, Nerevar, don't

01:27:02.989 --> 01:27:07.130
go into the goon cave. It's like 23 or 27. I

01:27:07.130 --> 01:27:09.850
feel like it's that number, however many. Tau,

01:27:09.970 --> 01:27:14.449
go to Kamara. And for a while, you know, don't

01:27:14.449 --> 01:27:16.590
hear back, but it's a big galaxy. Could just

01:27:16.590 --> 01:27:21.229
be taking a while. Eventually, I believe, the

01:27:21.229 --> 01:27:23.229
Tau, there's another fight with the Tyranids.

01:27:23.850 --> 01:27:26.649
Dark Eldar, they're so gratefully coming to help

01:27:26.649 --> 01:27:30.310
them again. And they deploy some wrecks, some

01:27:30.310 --> 01:27:32.550
of the little horrid little creatures they have,

01:27:32.710 --> 01:27:35.670
whereupon the Tau notice, that looks... That

01:27:35.670 --> 01:27:37.909
one's blue. Yeah, that looks an awful lot like

01:27:37.909 --> 01:27:44.649
one of the guys we sent on over with you. So

01:27:44.649 --> 01:27:48.270
the Tau opened fire on the Dark Eldar when they

01:27:48.270 --> 01:27:53.029
realized that's horrific. Like, you are monsters.

01:27:53.470 --> 01:27:57.069
You turned Shazo Gary into a bloody walking,

01:27:57.350 --> 01:27:59.390
bulging tank. I think what first happened, though,

01:27:59.409 --> 01:28:03.029
I think the Dark Eldar eventually got more, but

01:28:03.029 --> 01:28:05.770
then the Dark Eldar asked them for an Ethereal,

01:28:05.829 --> 01:28:10.220
and then the Tau got it. It's been a while. Bad

01:28:10.220 --> 01:28:12.359
touch. Bad touch. It has been a while since I

01:28:12.359 --> 01:28:14.439
read the lore, I admit, on that one. It's a little

01:28:14.439 --> 01:28:16.880
fuzzy. This is like third edition Tao lore. It's

01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:21.560
been a while. So then what happens is, you know,

01:28:21.579 --> 01:28:24.119
the Dark Elder and the Tao, they, well, the Tao

01:28:24.119 --> 01:28:26.239
opened fire. The Dark Elder just pissed off.

01:28:27.100 --> 01:28:29.619
And when the Tao go back to, you know, the planet

01:28:29.619 --> 01:28:35.220
they were staging off of, no one's on it. Well,

01:28:35.239 --> 01:28:37.340
the Tau army was away. The Dark Elder came out

01:28:37.340 --> 01:28:41.920
to play and kidnapped the planet. They just received

01:28:41.920 --> 01:28:45.039
a small transmission of Bob Ross as a Drukai

01:28:45.039 --> 01:28:49.079
going, I did a little sneaky on you. The planet

01:28:49.079 --> 01:28:51.479
was still there. Not to say they can't kidnap

01:28:51.479 --> 01:28:54.399
planets. They have two stolen sons giving Kamara

01:28:54.399 --> 01:28:58.439
light. But no, they wanted the Tau to see what

01:28:58.439 --> 01:29:00.600
they did. Then what they did was kidnap everyone

01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:04.319
they left. Speaking of Tau. We should certainly

01:29:04.319 --> 01:29:08.380
mention as well, like, due to the fact, like,

01:29:08.460 --> 01:29:11.760
Komorah is basically the only city, like, proper

01:29:11.760 --> 01:29:14.699
Eldar city that survived the fall. They kind

01:29:14.699 --> 01:29:17.439
of have, like, a massive storehouse of what is

01:29:17.439 --> 01:29:21.239
ancient Eldari technology from, you know, from

01:29:21.239 --> 01:29:23.699
the height of their civilization. The problem

01:29:23.699 --> 01:29:25.479
is, though, if I remember correctly, Colin, they

01:29:25.479 --> 01:29:28.359
don't really have the powers and maybe they don't

01:29:28.359 --> 01:29:30.500
have all the knowledge and how to use it all.

01:29:31.859 --> 01:29:34.180
There's, like, a sub... There's a small story

01:29:34.180 --> 01:29:38.659
about how some of the craft worlds did ask for

01:29:38.659 --> 01:29:44.399
a device. A device called the Fireheart. It's

01:29:44.399 --> 01:29:48.920
a terraforming device that is a long -term terraforming

01:29:48.920 --> 01:29:50.939
device because it starts by basically causing

01:29:50.939 --> 01:29:53.899
volcanic eruptions from the entire planet's mantle

01:29:53.899 --> 01:29:57.899
to go crazy so that volcanic ash seeps. It's

01:29:57.899 --> 01:30:00.880
very good for soil. And then over time, life

01:30:00.880 --> 01:30:02.909
will form. But in the short term, it's great

01:30:02.909 --> 01:30:06.390
for killing whatever's on that planet. I think

01:30:06.390 --> 01:30:08.550
there's two things I want to mention about that

01:30:08.550 --> 01:30:10.729
point as well. It's like, one, the artifacts

01:30:10.729 --> 01:30:14.789
might need warp. Hey, do you want to use this?

01:30:14.909 --> 01:30:17.649
Do you want to ring the dinner bell for the demons?

01:30:18.590 --> 01:30:21.789
No. And then the other thing is, I remember reading

01:30:21.789 --> 01:30:24.560
that Vect and Rakath before his assassination,

01:30:24.920 --> 01:30:27.619
they actually made a stockpile of loot and they

01:30:27.619 --> 01:30:29.699
hid it in Kimura. So if ever they need an escape

01:30:29.699 --> 01:30:31.979
plan, they'll just be like, look at the shiny

01:30:31.979 --> 01:30:34.539
stuff. And then they'll evacuate while all the

01:30:34.539 --> 01:30:36.239
Drukhari are fighting over each other to get

01:30:36.239 --> 01:30:40.079
the stuff in this big stockpile. Because when

01:30:40.079 --> 01:30:41.600
you're Vex, you own everything anyway. It's like,

01:30:41.699 --> 01:30:45.399
oh, what's the most important thing? Me. There

01:30:45.399 --> 01:30:51.239
is also the third point, which is the Dark Elder

01:30:51.239 --> 01:30:53.369
just don't want you to have it. Because fuck

01:30:53.369 --> 01:30:58.310
you. They stole a Pandacea. Could have cured

01:30:58.310 --> 01:31:00.170
everything. And the Dark Elder went, well, we

01:31:00.170 --> 01:31:03.050
don't need it. We can do that, but why would

01:31:03.050 --> 01:31:05.569
we let the Imperium have that? Fuck those guys.

01:31:06.090 --> 01:31:10.750
They literally get to a verdant world, capture

01:31:10.750 --> 01:31:13.189
all the people, and nuke the planet just to deny

01:31:13.189 --> 01:31:15.289
the Tyranids any biomass. They'd be like, haha,

01:31:15.489 --> 01:31:22.010
we got here first. with their um technology as

01:31:22.010 --> 01:31:24.569
well they have i mean like as much as we said

01:31:24.569 --> 01:31:27.529
like they helped the crawford elder and the i

01:31:27.529 --> 01:31:30.430
and in that scenario they actually have access

01:31:30.430 --> 01:31:33.010
to tech that means i think in that scenario they

01:31:33.010 --> 01:31:35.550
required farcees to sacrifice themselves for

01:31:35.550 --> 01:31:38.149
a member like credit con um but they actually

01:31:38.149 --> 01:31:40.010
had access to technology that didn't require

01:31:40.010 --> 01:31:43.069
that they just don't hand it out uh again they

01:31:43.069 --> 01:31:45.970
don't have access to the fact that they could

01:31:45.970 --> 01:31:48.829
they they have you know a literal world ending

01:31:48.829 --> 01:31:51.720
stuff like you know promotion everywhere but

01:31:51.720 --> 01:31:54.279
a lot of them all again like can't really use

01:31:54.279 --> 01:31:56.739
it because of the lack of psychic powers but

01:31:56.739 --> 01:31:58.579
uh doesn't mean they're going to hand out to

01:31:58.579 --> 01:32:00.340
anybody who does have psychic powers because

01:32:00.340 --> 01:32:02.560
you know someone does have psychic powers it

01:32:02.560 --> 01:32:05.260
means they can use it against you um they also

01:32:05.260 --> 01:32:08.039
uh they don't want to and just blow up the world

01:32:08.039 --> 01:32:11.079
because then we'll really get the slaves and

01:32:11.079 --> 01:32:13.340
and generally speaking the only people that can

01:32:13.340 --> 01:32:15.619
bring them to task are the harlequins and the

01:32:15.619 --> 01:32:17.520
harlequins work with the drukaria a lot because

01:32:17.520 --> 01:32:20.810
they're like hey we work with any elder if it's

01:32:20.810 --> 01:32:23.369
in the elders best interest but there's in the

01:32:23.369 --> 01:32:26.270
short story the mask of vile motley and his mates

01:32:26.270 --> 01:32:29.229
they they find these drukari who have pillaged

01:32:29.229 --> 01:32:31.409
the craft world and taken all their spirit stones

01:32:31.409 --> 01:32:33.909
and wraith bone and they're like that's not in

01:32:33.909 --> 01:32:36.630
the best interest of the elder which of these

01:32:36.630 --> 01:32:39.729
three are the culprit and they basically go through

01:32:39.729 --> 01:32:41.970
this we're gonna make a we're gonna do a performance

01:32:41.970 --> 01:32:44.289
of the fall of the elder we'll all play a part

01:32:44.289 --> 01:32:46.970
and they use that to like They drive one of the

01:32:46.970 --> 01:32:50.130
Drukhari to feel unconditional love for the first

01:32:50.130 --> 01:32:52.949
time. And he goes mental because he's like, this

01:32:52.949 --> 01:32:54.890
is amazing. And then he sees the fall of the

01:32:54.890 --> 01:32:57.250
Eldar and he's like overtaken by Cain. He's like,

01:32:57.289 --> 01:32:59.430
I'm going to kill everyone. It's like, I wasn't

01:32:59.430 --> 01:33:03.430
him, but that was amusing. And then Motley takes

01:33:03.430 --> 01:33:07.409
the death jester who's helping Motley kills the

01:33:07.409 --> 01:33:10.430
guy responsible, holds a spirit stone. So his

01:33:10.430 --> 01:33:12.970
soul goes into it and then Motley takes it and

01:33:12.970 --> 01:33:15.539
swallows it. And it's like. And the death chest

01:33:15.539 --> 01:33:20.180
is like, but it's like their way of staving off

01:33:20.180 --> 01:33:24.659
like Slaanesh. They say, oh, Kegorak has a deal

01:33:24.659 --> 01:33:27.020
where he might snatch them from the embrace of

01:33:27.020 --> 01:33:30.319
Slaanesh. It's like, ah, if you have a spirit

01:33:30.319 --> 01:33:33.140
stone in your body, it's like a backup. So if

01:33:33.140 --> 01:33:36.079
you die while Slaanesh is busy taking that one,

01:33:36.359 --> 01:33:39.909
Kegorak's like, come here, mate. Come on. we're

01:33:39.909 --> 01:33:42.430
getting you away but even the death jester is

01:33:42.430 --> 01:33:45.430
is horrified by just motley swallowing the spirit

01:33:45.430 --> 01:33:48.949
stone and then grinning madly they are even the

01:33:48.949 --> 01:33:51.670
drukhari are like not as bad as you might imagine

01:33:51.670 --> 01:33:54.449
could be in comparison to the harlequins because

01:33:54.449 --> 01:33:57.350
they can be kind of scary too um but they're

01:33:57.350 --> 01:34:00.810
also like the only like they're the biggest like

01:34:00.810 --> 01:34:03.369
the harlequins live in the webway but the drukhari

01:34:03.369 --> 01:34:05.869
own most of it and even the craft welders can't

01:34:05.869 --> 01:34:07.609
use the webway as much as the drukhari so they

01:34:07.609 --> 01:34:10.920
have a monopoly on interstellar webway travel,

01:34:11.119 --> 01:34:13.340
and so that's also an element of how they keep

01:34:13.340 --> 01:34:17.300
their power. Nice. I think some of the webway

01:34:17.300 --> 01:34:22.640
stuff is also like the Harlequins. The Dark Eldar

01:34:22.640 --> 01:34:25.180
know to just kind of let the Harlequins through

01:34:25.180 --> 01:34:29.119
when they want. Yeah. Because it's like, we don't

01:34:29.119 --> 01:34:31.079
want to piss off Sanash because she's the goddess

01:34:31.079 --> 01:34:34.460
who wants our souls. The same kind of applies

01:34:34.460 --> 01:34:38.680
to the clown. He might be a clown. Still a god.

01:34:39.420 --> 01:34:42.140
They respect them. The only left god of the Eldar.

01:34:42.800 --> 01:34:46.079
Yeah, and to be fair, the Harlequins work a lot

01:34:46.079 --> 01:34:48.739
with the Drukhari and the Craftwelders, but they're

01:34:48.739 --> 01:34:50.920
useful. Again, the whole thing that drives the

01:34:50.920 --> 01:34:53.020
Drukhari is self -interest. They'll make whatever

01:34:53.020 --> 01:34:55.199
alliances they have to if it means they get to

01:34:55.199 --> 01:34:58.579
live. So Harlequins are an easy ally in that

01:34:58.579 --> 01:35:02.399
regard. I was going to ask, what's the El Drukhari

01:35:02.399 --> 01:35:07.310
unit that they only become one if they... destroy

01:35:07.310 --> 01:35:11.510
a spirit stone. That's the incubi. Just the incubi.

01:35:12.029 --> 01:35:15.189
Oh yeah, yeah. They have to kill an aspect warrior.

01:35:15.550 --> 01:35:18.029
Yeah, they have to kill an aspect warrior and

01:35:18.029 --> 01:35:20.930
crush his spirit stone to become a true incubi.

01:35:21.590 --> 01:35:25.109
Damn, really just mean. Believe it or not, still

01:35:25.109 --> 01:35:27.090
better relations than the high and dark elves

01:35:27.090 --> 01:35:35.039
have. I can't think of any. I did have one last

01:35:35.039 --> 01:35:36.760
tidbit if anyone wanted to, if that was okay

01:35:36.760 --> 01:35:40.720
to finish on. I saw this story slightly before,

01:35:40.880 --> 01:35:46.460
but it's a Drukhari who meets the Kakaradons.

01:35:47.060 --> 01:35:51.979
And it's the one where the Kakaradons capture

01:35:51.979 --> 01:35:56.239
a Drukhari and they place him in a cell and it's

01:35:56.239 --> 01:35:59.930
just like a four -wall blank cell. And they chuck

01:35:59.930 --> 01:36:01.510
him in there and he's like raving, you know,

01:36:01.529 --> 01:36:02.810
I'm going to, you know, I'm going to eat your

01:36:02.810 --> 01:36:05.949
guts. I'm going to turn you into furniture. He's

01:36:05.949 --> 01:36:08.470
like raving at them. They lock him away for a

01:36:08.470 --> 01:36:11.869
week. And then after a week, he's extremely bored.

01:36:12.750 --> 01:36:15.470
So eventually, like he opened the door again.

01:36:15.550 --> 01:36:17.510
He's like, again, start threatening them. They

01:36:17.510 --> 01:36:20.050
just look in, shut the door again. They don't

01:36:20.050 --> 01:36:21.569
like just shut the little, open the little valve,

01:36:21.689 --> 01:36:25.390
shut it again. Happens again, even longer. He's

01:36:25.390 --> 01:36:28.000
left alone to his own devices. This time he's

01:36:28.000 --> 01:36:32.199
so incredibly bored and it's torturous to him

01:36:32.199 --> 01:36:35.340
not to be able to inflict pain or insult or injury.

01:36:35.399 --> 01:36:37.479
He's been throwing insults. Nothing's working.

01:36:37.579 --> 01:36:40.760
Can't hurt them. This time he just tries to play

01:36:40.760 --> 01:36:43.819
nice. So this time they open the shutter and

01:36:43.819 --> 01:36:45.920
he's standing to attention. He's like, I want

01:36:45.920 --> 01:36:48.220
to have a conversation. Just something to indulge

01:36:48.220 --> 01:36:51.460
myself in. Same thing again. They close the shutter.

01:36:51.699 --> 01:36:54.640
And this is how they eventually, after they do

01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:56.359
this again, they wait another few more weeks.

01:36:56.800 --> 01:36:58.819
And eventually when they open it up, he's begging

01:36:58.819 --> 01:37:00.800
to talk to someone because he's been so alone.

01:37:01.100 --> 01:37:04.319
And so I've been unable to insult people, hurt

01:37:04.319 --> 01:37:08.619
people. He's desperate for any interaction, just

01:37:08.619 --> 01:37:10.920
to show off that he's willing to spill any secrets.

01:37:11.039 --> 01:37:14.579
And they're like, cool. That's how they torture

01:37:14.579 --> 01:37:18.279
Drukhari, is not to interact with them. I think

01:37:18.279 --> 01:37:25.199
there was also in a story where... So I don't,

01:37:25.199 --> 01:37:27.420
I don't mean like exploded, like explosion, but

01:37:27.420 --> 01:37:29.800
you know, those like medical diagrams where someone's

01:37:29.800 --> 01:37:32.300
like, everything's been separated out, like the

01:37:32.300 --> 01:37:34.819
skins away, then the muscle, like it's like showcasing

01:37:34.819 --> 01:37:37.739
like, and all the organs are moved to the side,

01:37:37.760 --> 01:37:40.039
like kind of hanging in the air. I think they

01:37:40.039 --> 01:37:42.119
did that to someone. Like I'd have to double

01:37:42.119 --> 01:37:44.359
check where I read that, but they did that. Like

01:37:44.359 --> 01:37:47.479
they medically exploded them or like your lungs

01:37:47.479 --> 01:37:49.460
are over here and your heart's here and your

01:37:49.460 --> 01:37:51.560
skin's over there. Except the dude was still

01:37:51.560 --> 01:37:59.710
alive. yeah even aware of it even like um the

01:37:59.710 --> 01:38:01.829
really old homunculi he puts on these carnivals

01:38:01.829 --> 01:38:05.310
of like the most disgusting stuff and all the

01:38:05.310 --> 01:38:07.869
archons are like so desperate to go see it to

01:38:07.869 --> 01:38:09.869
go see it because it's like if they're kind of

01:38:09.869 --> 01:38:12.590
having trouble regenerating they go to this they'll

01:38:12.590 --> 01:38:14.930
look 100 years younger and they're like what

01:38:14.930 --> 01:38:17.369
do you want he's like i want a pound of your

01:38:17.369 --> 01:38:20.739
skin and they're like Here you go. They're like

01:38:20.739 --> 01:38:22.939
desperate to go to these carnivals because they

01:38:22.939 --> 01:38:27.039
are just so good. And yeah, I think the ninth

01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:30.260
edition codex mentions sometimes if you walk

01:38:30.260 --> 01:38:32.239
around camera long enough, you can find headless

01:38:32.239 --> 01:38:35.760
guardsmen who are still aware and in agony just

01:38:35.760 --> 01:38:40.000
walking around. There's a very good reason that

01:38:40.000 --> 01:38:43.010
like every like. lore blurb about them ends with

01:38:43.010 --> 01:38:44.710
something on the lines of if you're about to

01:38:44.710 --> 01:38:46.689
be captured by the dark aldar just kill yourself

01:38:46.689 --> 01:38:50.010
and even then they might bring you back yeah

01:38:50.010 --> 01:38:54.069
well there's a whole thing where um there's in

01:38:54.069 --> 01:38:56.829
in the drukari books the conspirators are talking

01:38:56.829 --> 01:38:59.010
about some stuff during an arena showing and

01:38:59.010 --> 01:39:01.970
what the drukari do is they have some humans

01:39:01.970 --> 01:39:04.310
that have been captured they turn one against

01:39:04.310 --> 01:39:06.510
them who's like bringing them food and water

01:39:06.510 --> 01:39:10.420
in their cell and goes okay What we're going

01:39:10.420 --> 01:39:12.619
to do is we're going to stage their escape. So

01:39:12.619 --> 01:39:14.720
they think they're getting away. And then the

01:39:14.720 --> 01:39:16.739
lady lets them out and they run and they're getting

01:39:16.739 --> 01:39:20.260
weapons and they kill the guards because the

01:39:20.260 --> 01:39:22.340
guards are expendable. And then they find a portal

01:39:22.340 --> 01:39:23.560
and they're like, we're going to escape. We're

01:39:23.560 --> 01:39:25.319
going to escape. And the portal leads them directly

01:39:25.319 --> 01:39:27.399
into the middle of the arena. And then all the

01:39:27.399 --> 01:39:29.880
Drukhari point and laugh and goes, they thought

01:39:29.880 --> 01:39:31.819
they were going to get away. And then they die.

01:39:32.000 --> 01:39:34.479
And it's like, that's how much of a dick the

01:39:34.479 --> 01:39:39.640
Drukhari are. And it's funny. mr mike wanted

01:39:39.640 --> 01:39:43.960
me to talk about own sheet that's how ethereal

01:39:43.960 --> 01:39:48.680
supposedly escaped camera uh there's no lore

01:39:48.680 --> 01:39:50.840
about it but he was there and then he was somewhere

01:39:50.840 --> 01:39:53.659
else in the lore later so apparently he escaped

01:39:53.659 --> 01:39:56.319
but ounchi was captured by the dark elder and

01:39:56.319 --> 01:39:58.800
also he fought multiple dark elder and beasts

01:39:58.800 --> 01:40:01.039
all at one time and was beating them until he

01:40:01.039 --> 01:40:03.619
got poisoned so he's literally a goat he won

01:40:03.619 --> 01:40:05.520
it all he won a bunch of his fights in camera

01:40:06.279 --> 01:40:07.779
And he became a celebrity throughout the whole

01:40:07.779 --> 01:40:11.640
city. He was the dancing blue man or something

01:40:11.640 --> 01:40:16.739
like that. Yeah, he did go. Also, the squad of

01:40:16.739 --> 01:40:21.399
the Marines got captured. A few of them escaped

01:40:21.399 --> 01:40:25.600
from the entirety of Kimura. And Kael Vidius,

01:40:25.659 --> 01:40:27.880
who was a captain, was so annoyed at the Drukhari.

01:40:27.939 --> 01:40:29.939
He's like, I'm going to the Death Watch. You

01:40:29.939 --> 01:40:32.359
can't stop me. And his whole thing is, I'm a

01:40:32.359 --> 01:40:34.819
captain of a watch fortress. I will find every

01:40:34.819 --> 01:40:37.840
Drukhari we come across and I will purge. And

01:40:37.840 --> 01:40:41.770
that's his thing. That's pretty reasonable. Not

01:40:41.770 --> 01:40:46.270
an invalid opinion. If there's any space genocide

01:40:46.270 --> 01:40:49.750
justified in Warhammer 40k, I'd say it's probably

01:40:49.750 --> 01:41:00.649
this one. Usually, I'm a Xenos fan. It was his

01:41:00.649 --> 01:41:02.430
first time ever meeting them, so he didn't know

01:41:02.430 --> 01:41:04.989
who they were, but he eventually decided that

01:41:04.989 --> 01:41:08.119
they're the antithesis of... the greater good.

01:41:08.239 --> 01:41:10.859
They're the opposite of the Tauwa. They're just

01:41:10.859 --> 01:41:13.939
like pure evil, and their whole existence is

01:41:13.939 --> 01:41:17.920
to cause suffering. The worse are bad. I think

01:41:17.920 --> 01:41:19.800
if you'd like one last thing, just to really

01:41:19.800 --> 01:41:22.699
rub the awful in, is that I think there was a

01:41:22.699 --> 01:41:26.880
passage somewhere, like a dark Eldar child, I

01:41:26.880 --> 01:41:29.699
think it was Trueborn, because most of them come

01:41:29.699 --> 01:41:31.520
from bats. If you have the privilege of coming

01:41:31.520 --> 01:41:33.840
out of a vagina, you get special places in life.

01:41:34.619 --> 01:41:40.550
Yep. was like you know was watching someone had

01:41:40.550 --> 01:41:43.409
horrific things done to them and she felt bad

01:41:43.409 --> 01:41:47.789
kind of implying that you know they're constantly

01:41:47.789 --> 01:41:49.729
have to teach each other to be this horrible

01:41:49.729 --> 01:41:54.689
which just makes it worse in my opinion because

01:41:54.689 --> 01:41:56.649
if you're inherently evil it's almost like well

01:41:56.649 --> 01:41:58.750
it's just kind of you know the way you are you're

01:41:58.750 --> 01:42:01.050
like an ogre from fantasy yeah it's like you

01:42:01.050 --> 01:42:04.670
it's you're kind of just it's just the way you're

01:42:04.670 --> 01:42:06.869
doing it it's like no they're they're making

01:42:06.869 --> 01:42:09.149
the conscious choice to continue being awful

01:42:09.149 --> 01:42:11.350
and they could leave at any time and go live

01:42:11.350 --> 01:42:14.149
on a craft world instead but but there is also

01:42:14.149 --> 01:42:16.590
the harrying of the the first which you know

01:42:16.590 --> 01:42:20.029
do you want to become a dark souls one mpc from

01:42:20.029 --> 01:42:21.989
the dungeon look at that guy and he just sat

01:42:21.989 --> 01:42:24.109
in there like i'm going to solve and i don't

01:42:24.109 --> 01:42:25.890
know what's going on it's like oh that sucks

01:42:25.890 --> 01:42:27.970
the way to i guess think of it as like they do

01:42:27.970 --> 01:42:30.899
do that they will turn into that but There are

01:42:30.899 --> 01:42:32.979
other ways they're difficult, but they're by

01:42:32.979 --> 01:42:35.739
no means impossible. And they're not even like,

01:42:35.760 --> 01:42:39.699
like complicated, you know, simple things can

01:42:39.699 --> 01:42:41.960
be difficult. Like, yeah, you know, living a

01:42:41.960 --> 01:42:44.359
life of, you know, ascetism and, you know, constant

01:42:44.359 --> 01:42:48.619
discipline, not easy, but you don't have to be

01:42:48.619 --> 01:42:51.340
torturing the person. You don't, you don't need

01:42:51.340 --> 01:42:55.119
to be doing that. Although more, he goes about

01:42:55.119 --> 01:42:57.359
killing someone in his book after he's been in

01:42:57.359 --> 01:42:59.500
the Shrine of Aura and killed his friends. He's

01:42:59.500 --> 01:43:01.180
gone about killing for like 20 minutes and he's

01:43:01.180 --> 01:43:03.760
like, I feel so weak. I need to kill something

01:43:03.760 --> 01:43:05.319
or I'm going to become parched. And you're like,

01:43:05.380 --> 01:43:08.640
oh no, this poor guy. He's like, I'm honorable,

01:43:08.760 --> 01:43:11.479
but I need to kill something every hour of the

01:43:11.479 --> 01:43:15.899
day. I think it is like a drug thing, like addiction

01:43:15.899 --> 01:43:18.500
too, where once they're far enough down the path,

01:43:18.619 --> 01:43:23.840
it's like, well. We're getting withdrawal, except

01:43:23.840 --> 01:43:28.500
in your case, withdrawal is soul death. I think

01:43:28.500 --> 01:43:32.619
with that lovely note, thanks, Colin. I know

01:43:32.619 --> 01:43:35.380
that didn't get munched by Vulcan this time.

01:43:37.380 --> 01:43:40.880
We had a previous question of the week, which

01:43:40.880 --> 01:43:43.460
was on our Gotrick and Felix episode. That was

01:43:43.460 --> 01:43:44.979
number three, so if anyone wants to check out

01:43:44.979 --> 01:43:47.239
previous episodes of Gotrick and Felix, because

01:43:47.239 --> 01:43:51.930
my god is... That a good story. I believe our

01:43:51.930 --> 01:43:54.710
question was, who was your Warhammer ride or

01:43:54.710 --> 01:43:58.590
die, which was hashtag ride or die. The first

01:43:58.590 --> 01:44:02.829
one here is by at Miss Grimmy. It was hashtag

01:44:02.829 --> 01:44:07.069
ride or die fantasy. I'm taking Krokar fighting

01:44:07.069 --> 01:44:10.270
skills. He's ancient. So I can ask a million

01:44:10.270 --> 01:44:14.470
law questions. I want to pet that carnasaur direct

01:44:14.470 --> 01:44:20.170
speech in brackets, tism friendly. for 40k uh

01:44:20.170 --> 01:44:23.909
i'm taking ty ross similar reasoning nothing

01:44:23.909 --> 01:44:26.369
is going to kill us he's a direct communicator

01:44:26.369 --> 01:44:29.989
isn't loud and most importantly one of my hyper

01:44:29.989 --> 01:44:33.430
focuses is sharks anything anything from the

01:44:33.430 --> 01:44:36.569
ocean wow yeah you're pretty real for that my

01:44:36.569 --> 01:44:39.229
only my only criticism is that i don't think

01:44:39.229 --> 01:44:41.430
croc gar is going to be as conversational as

01:44:41.430 --> 01:44:45.829
you think he is He's a lizard man. What do you

01:44:45.829 --> 01:44:48.149
know about the outside world? I don't care. What

01:44:48.149 --> 01:44:49.810
do you know about the great plan? That's the

01:44:49.810 --> 01:44:56.949
slawn's job. The next one was by Mike Loves Magnus

01:44:56.949 --> 01:45:00.510
Must Fight Colleen. That's a hell of a name.

01:45:01.649 --> 01:45:05.850
Hashtag ride or die. Magnus the Red. By going

01:45:05.850 --> 01:45:08.069
on an adventure with Magnus, I could annoy Hal

01:45:08.069 --> 01:45:13.180
by existing with him. I could also be friends

01:45:13.180 --> 01:45:17.619
with the Khan and Sanguinius. Enrage Colleen

01:45:17.619 --> 01:45:23.140
by using Commander Magnus in Magic the Gathering

01:45:23.140 --> 01:45:26.840
and summoning Bretonnian Chad from the war. And

01:45:26.840 --> 01:45:29.340
Eli's relationship with his wife is like Magnus'

01:45:29.439 --> 01:45:33.420
with Prospero. In brackets, I love Magnus. That's

01:45:33.420 --> 01:45:38.159
a hell of a... Good on you, Mike. Bretonnian's

01:45:38.159 --> 01:45:43.380
strongest soldier. This is by our resident law

01:45:43.380 --> 01:45:46.479
criminal, basically the unofficial fifth member,

01:45:46.720 --> 01:45:51.060
MrDJBeast. Hashtag ride or die. I would go on

01:45:51.060 --> 01:45:55.159
an adventure with Gelt, and he is supreme, he

01:45:55.159 --> 01:45:58.659
says in brackets, in capitals. Also, I have scammed

01:45:58.659 --> 01:46:02.439
people a bit and worked at a pyramid scheme company

01:46:02.439 --> 01:46:05.880
for a bit. I would love to go scamming the old

01:46:05.880 --> 01:46:09.109
world with him. Gelt's best buddy. wow admit

01:46:09.109 --> 01:46:11.989
to listening it was law crime you don't actually

01:46:11.989 --> 01:46:17.689
have to admit your crimes oh my gosh um the next

01:46:17.689 --> 01:46:23.909
one is by at jose corinne dionto not six nine

01:46:23.909 --> 01:46:26.569
one one sorry man i butchered that uh hashtag

01:46:26.569 --> 01:46:30.250
writer die uh the second in command of the tower

01:46:30.250 --> 01:46:33.670
of howard can't remember his name it's very elfie

01:46:33.670 --> 01:46:37.010
i've been falling to elf synthesis between the

01:46:37.010 --> 01:46:41.569
high house player guys to wfrp fourth edition

01:46:41.569 --> 01:46:45.930
read the school master special techniques descriptions

01:46:45.930 --> 01:46:55.380
they're insane Hang on. Yes. So, your ride or

01:46:55.380 --> 01:46:59.140
die is a dude who you go, I don't remember his

01:46:59.140 --> 01:47:03.020
fucking name, but hey, he's aight. That guy.

01:47:03.420 --> 01:47:07.239
Do you mean Belladair? Why not be the, why not,

01:47:07.319 --> 01:47:09.579
why not choose the first in command? Why not

01:47:09.579 --> 01:47:12.800
just choose Douglas? Well, it's been Elson thing,

01:47:12.899 --> 01:47:17.479
my poor boy. And then we had a... One last one

01:47:17.479 --> 01:47:21.859
by at emperor Zandar 666. Hashtag ride or die.

01:47:22.039 --> 01:47:25.859
I love dark elves in brackets even though I know

01:47:25.859 --> 01:47:29.760
I die in brackets. Malekith or Malus Darkblade

01:47:29.760 --> 01:47:33.640
because deep down I'm an edgelord. I can respect

01:47:33.640 --> 01:47:37.479
the Malus Darkblade pick. He's almost a there's

01:47:37.479 --> 01:47:41.220
almost a conscience in that. I don't know about

01:47:41.220 --> 01:47:44.350
Malekith. The deep down edgelord part, we've

01:47:44.350 --> 01:47:47.069
all been there. We've all been teenagers. And,

01:47:47.069 --> 01:47:53.109
you know, you won't believe my power. I respect

01:47:53.109 --> 01:47:57.369
it. I forgot that Malekith apparently might have

01:47:57.369 --> 01:48:00.229
had a brother or a son, but that plotline ends

01:48:00.229 --> 01:48:02.810
with, and he's a skeleton in his council chambers.

01:48:04.130 --> 01:48:10.590
Just stuck to a chair. Jesus Christ. Family reunions

01:48:10.590 --> 01:48:13.550
are awkward. Not as bad as the reunions with

01:48:13.550 --> 01:48:18.630
his mother. Nope. That's a different way to say

01:48:18.630 --> 01:48:22.229
reunion. The next one, thank you everyone who

01:48:22.229 --> 01:48:24.369
did put in the comment section for the question

01:48:24.369 --> 01:48:28.649
of the week. The next question of the week, again,

01:48:28.750 --> 01:48:30.670
put this in the comment section, please. This

01:48:30.670 --> 01:48:35.069
is, how would you escape Comora? Hashtag home

01:48:35.069 --> 01:48:40.989
alone. uh the scenario literally is your poor

01:48:40.989 --> 01:48:44.229
boy you know maybe you were a salamander child

01:48:44.229 --> 01:48:46.430
or something you know a nocturne child or something

01:48:46.430 --> 01:48:49.409
you were you know felt cute might get captured

01:48:49.409 --> 01:48:52.289
by the drew car related kind of vibe and you're

01:48:52.289 --> 01:48:55.470
in camaraderie how do you get out do you charm

01:48:55.470 --> 01:48:58.569
your way out obviously most inventive crazy method

01:48:58.569 --> 01:49:01.369
you could call it other warhammer heroes to help

01:49:01.369 --> 01:49:04.529
you whatever you need. That's hashtag home alone,

01:49:04.670 --> 01:49:06.609
though, for the question of the week. How would

01:49:06.609 --> 01:49:09.750
you escape Komara? I think we have some finishing...

01:49:09.750 --> 01:49:14.010
My personal advice is to hope that the plot of

01:49:14.010 --> 01:49:16.510
either a Caiaphas Kane book or the Rogue Traders

01:49:16.510 --> 01:49:20.270
CRPG are happening. If not, I would just find

01:49:20.270 --> 01:49:24.810
a tall building and jump. I would be realistic.

01:49:27.390 --> 01:49:34.279
I'd be realistic. I would... most likely be furniture.

01:49:34.880 --> 01:49:37.640
But I would ask for the furniture that has legs.

01:49:37.880 --> 01:49:42.920
And then I could creep my way out. Oh my god.

01:49:43.420 --> 01:49:49.479
Steep my way onto an emissary's vessel. My little

01:49:49.479 --> 01:49:55.800
head under the desk being like, shh. under the

01:49:55.800 --> 01:49:58.260
desk you'll be the desk you guys know the the

01:49:58.260 --> 01:50:00.840
family guy like the star wars parody where they're

01:50:00.840 --> 01:50:02.939
getting the couch into the falcon no dang it

01:50:02.939 --> 01:50:06.340
twisted twisted someone running out of camera

01:50:06.340 --> 01:50:09.739
out there the couch is their friend that's the

01:50:09.739 --> 01:50:12.079
only way i'm getting lighting is like one of

01:50:12.079 --> 01:50:14.420
the uh the like characters from beauty and the

01:50:14.420 --> 01:50:16.420
beast who are like the cast all the time i'm

01:50:16.420 --> 01:50:22.000
a kettle off it goes uh I do believe, though,

01:50:22.079 --> 01:50:24.340
that was the end question. We had some final

01:50:24.340 --> 01:50:26.739
donations that we had for the stream. We do.

01:50:28.199 --> 01:50:33.340
Oh, yes. Corridons tortured a dark elder by locking

01:50:33.340 --> 01:50:34.779
him in a dark room with nothing to do and would

01:50:34.779 --> 01:50:36.960
blast him with a fire hose every few days. Yeah.

01:50:37.380 --> 01:50:41.220
Sounds like what they do. Angry Homunculus for

01:50:41.220 --> 01:50:44.899
£2. Did you talk the Drukhari Alliance with the

01:50:44.899 --> 01:50:48.359
Severin Dominate? I kind of forget the Severin

01:50:48.359 --> 01:50:52.939
Dominate exists, to be honest with you. We had

01:50:52.939 --> 01:50:58.579
Gilliman, but smaller. I think it's from one

01:50:58.579 --> 01:51:01.659
of the Dark Heresy or one of the other role -playing

01:51:01.659 --> 01:51:06.479
games, I think. It's a small sub -sector. I think

01:51:06.479 --> 01:51:09.340
it's just a... I mean, it's a few dozen solar

01:51:09.340 --> 01:51:12.119
systems. So it's small compared to the Imperium.

01:51:12.659 --> 01:51:17.539
Small. It's just seceded. And they haven't done

01:51:17.539 --> 01:51:22.159
anything about it. Because one, it is very well

01:51:22.159 --> 01:51:24.159
armed and equipped. It is a proper functioning

01:51:24.159 --> 01:51:27.659
empire. Because remember, everyone, 42 solar

01:51:27.659 --> 01:51:30.020
systems is not a small amount of planets and

01:51:30.020 --> 01:51:34.979
materials. That's a lot. And two, it's the classic

01:51:34.979 --> 01:51:37.020
Imperium thing of, yeah, they could get any one

01:51:37.020 --> 01:51:39.810
person. If they devote resources away from other

01:51:39.810 --> 01:51:43.289
fronts and then lose on that front. So because

01:51:43.289 --> 01:51:45.989
they're not really doing anything either, they're

01:51:45.989 --> 01:51:48.109
just kind of hanging out like it's pure real

01:51:48.109 --> 01:51:51.430
politic. Like they've, they give the dark elder

01:51:51.430 --> 01:51:55.550
some slaves in turn, the dark elder, keep them

01:51:55.550 --> 01:52:00.550
around as a very easy source of slaves. But look

01:52:00.550 --> 01:52:03.420
here on can't have nothing. Huh? We can't have

01:52:03.420 --> 01:52:06.680
that. We can't have one system. To be fair, this

01:52:06.680 --> 01:52:09.260
one is not saying that he wasn't in the right.

01:52:09.560 --> 01:52:11.819
That was Space Marines rebelling and the High

01:52:11.819 --> 01:52:14.479
Lords probably started getting ancestral flashbacks

01:52:14.479 --> 01:52:18.279
to the Heresy. Yeah. Some random bozo was like,

01:52:18.300 --> 01:52:21.420
I let him be. I don't care. Oh, wow. This is

01:52:21.420 --> 01:52:30.359
crazy. Thank you for the five euros. I saved

01:52:30.359 --> 01:52:34.359
it. I saved it. I want to ride backwards a comically

01:52:34.359 --> 01:52:37.979
large ba -bomb into Kamara, waving a cowboy hat,

01:52:38.100 --> 01:52:43.640
hoping to unalive all. That or ride Lelith Hesperax.

01:52:45.420 --> 01:52:48.979
Silly. You do you, man. I will wear a green hat

01:52:48.979 --> 01:52:55.340
in seven weeks. Donkey Man USA. Five bucks. I've

01:52:55.340 --> 01:52:57.020
not paid any attention to the stream because

01:52:57.020 --> 01:53:02.760
the Discord VC goes too hard. Maybe we'll have

01:53:02.760 --> 01:53:06.199
a... Hey, you should pay attention to the stream.

01:53:07.359 --> 01:53:11.060
Wake up, wake up, wake up! Discord for a second.

01:53:11.840 --> 01:53:18.539
Wow. Stealthy47 for five bucks. The Tyranids

01:53:18.539 --> 01:53:21.079
are goated for eating a bug. Which of the Dark

01:53:21.079 --> 01:53:22.659
Eldar after they thought they could raid them?

01:53:23.380 --> 01:53:28.119
Who raids the Terranids? No, they infected themselves

01:53:28.119 --> 01:53:33.779
with Gene Stealer. Because why not? Yeah. Silly

01:53:33.779 --> 01:53:37.369
billies. Who was this last one? from hollow network

01:53:37.369 --> 01:53:40.130
hollow network host oh dude are you hollow live

01:53:40.130 --> 01:53:42.649
the hit network that's going fucking to the shitter

01:53:42.649 --> 01:53:46.989
no one none of you need to care about that uh

01:53:46.989 --> 01:53:49.289
five bucks thank you i don't know if it is crazy

01:53:49.289 --> 01:53:52.090
i cut up sisters models to uplift the elder models

01:53:52.090 --> 01:53:55.350
to prove the superior nature of the elder i feel

01:53:55.350 --> 01:53:57.409
like i can take that in like five different ways

01:53:57.409 --> 01:54:00.390
from creative modeling to please seek a therapist

01:54:00.390 --> 01:54:03.810
i'm choosing to take it as creative modeling

01:54:03.810 --> 01:54:07.869
in which case good for you man Jesus Christ.

01:54:09.069 --> 01:54:11.949
Is that the last one there, Andy? That's all?

01:54:12.069 --> 01:54:14.229
Yeah, that's everything. Thank you very much,

01:54:14.289 --> 01:54:17.909
Andy, for helming a big amount of Drew Correlo.

01:54:17.909 --> 01:54:20.569
Hope everyone listening liked that, appreciated

01:54:20.569 --> 01:54:23.350
it. Again, Lord Crimes has Discord, has the merchandise

01:54:23.350 --> 01:54:26.369
stuff, all that good things. And again, obviously

01:54:26.369 --> 01:54:28.250
the question of the week was how would you escape

01:54:28.250 --> 01:54:30.670
Commodore? Hashtag home alone, all that good

01:54:30.670 --> 01:54:33.640
stuff. I don't know if there's something going

01:54:33.640 --> 01:54:36.739
up next week, Andy. I don't think we are. There's

01:54:36.739 --> 01:54:41.279
nothing planned going up next week because something's

01:54:41.279 --> 01:54:44.479
happening next week. We'll see. We might be able

01:54:44.479 --> 01:54:47.140
to put something together. There's something

01:54:47.140 --> 01:54:49.840
interesting going on next week. With that being

01:54:49.840 --> 01:54:52.159
said, though, love you all. Hope you guys enjoyed

01:54:52.159 --> 01:54:55.720
the episode. Doing it again, I know. Like and

01:54:55.720 --> 01:54:58.979
subscribe. Catch you guys all in the next one.

01:54:59.060 --> 01:55:02.039
Peace. Goodbye. I love you. See you, everyone.

01:55:02.159 --> 01:55:02.899
Take care. Bye.