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Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Lore

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Crimes. Hello! Yo! What's poppin'? Everyone,

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for the esteemed listeners and beautiful people,

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you'll notice Eli is not here today. He is in

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fact in the realm of chaos, battling to the death

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for his mighty doom. So Eli will be with us again

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soon. He's having a nice time. Appreciate that.

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But today, it's a shame as well, because today

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is a really, really good episode. This is a part

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three. This is a part three, so if anyone wants

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to check out the previous parts, go check them

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out as well. But today is... You know who it

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is. It's fantasy. It's Gotrek and Felix. Absolute

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icons. The boys. the boys uh you know absolutely

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legends of the warhammer fantasy universe and

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also the old world as we'll say uh just a small

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preface for the people who maybe haven't watched

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part one or two but obviously it is worth checking

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out because they're really good episodes uh it's

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this fantastic duo that uh one is a human called

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felix who just a brief rundown felix is a kind

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of slash noble very briefly like a noble born

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-ish son thing slash merchant class um and and

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he's also a poet slash bard or anything in that

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realm just to help pattern him out he got in

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trouble one day and you know there was something

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like window tax riots if i remember correctly

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and his path crossed with a A bit of a short

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king. This is... Oh, God. We have comments, actually.

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That's for later. He met with this short king

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who's the mightiest creature ever to grace the

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Warhammer fantasy universe. This is Gotrek, who

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is a dwarf who has taken the Slayer Oath. He

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has a mysterious past who... is tragic as for

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who take the slayer oath and basically seek their

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mighty doom felix has been intertwined with gotrek

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who is set to record gotrek's d's before gotrek

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finds his glorious end and this is a part three

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so again there's a lot of context in here so

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far where we last saw them i think it was um

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they had previously on the expedition up into

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the uh Not the Norsca Waste, but the Northland

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of the Warhammer fantasy, just above Kislev.

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And I think they had delved into some ancient

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dwarven ruins and there was some adventure there.

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No more spoilers though. But today, Colin will

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be taking us on the next part of this incredible

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journey. And we're going to get ready. We're

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going to go straight into it. Colin, take us

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there. So yeah, that was last time we talked

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about it. I think it was... I read the books

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in the omnibuses. So I have the books we're talking

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about today, but when I'm done talking about

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them, they start to blur in my mind because I

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read 18 books in about a year's period, which,

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you know, for Andy is like, you know, five minutes

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a month. Yeah. But for the people who aren't

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Andy, that's a, that's a fair bit amount of read.

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Yeah. I'd like to think anyway. And listening.

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And listening. To be fair, I do still have. I

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have now got all the Gotrick and Felix books

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on Audible, so I'm like, that's going to be a

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fun time when I actually get around to being

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like, right, I have time to listen to something

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that's not 40k. But until such time. Yeah, but

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Demon Slayer, where they went to an ancient dwarf

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hold and did some fighting with demons. And Dragon

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Slayer, where they tried to dogfight a dragon

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in a blimp. And, you know, it worked better than

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that phrase might make you believe. But the spirit

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of Grumney, Malachi McKyson's wonderful blimp,

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was a little bit banged up. And so he's gone

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to get it repaired. It's his baby. That thing's

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got to get fixed up. So in the meantime, we have

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the main two, Gotchk and Felix, as well as the...

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Three main tag -alongs. Not quite, you know,

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they're not Godric and Felix, but they're very

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much also protagonists. Max, Snorri, and Ulrica

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are going to the city. Oh, wait, no. I forgot.

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The two surviving Slayer tag -alongs from Dragon

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Slayer. Bjorni, the horny dwarf. There's really

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all you need to know about him. Is he seen as

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like a Jürgen -esque thing where like, if he

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could, he'd be watching all the dirty mags in

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public, like just because he doesn't care. But

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he don't stank, he's just horny. Yeah, but like,

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I think Jürgen is just like, the social awareness

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and caring are both absent. Björni would definitely

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know he's being a pervert, he just doesn't give

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a shit. It's like, oh, you dirty scoundrel. Him

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and Uli, the slayer who was a little bit of a

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little bit of a scaredy cat. You know, he was

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very loud and boastful. And when the fighting

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happens, he didn't really want to die. He knew

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his ass too. He's a slayer, but wasn't really

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a fan. Those two, along with the main five, have

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gone to the city of Prague. Why are they going

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to Prague? Because there's a big old chaos invasion,

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baby. And when four of your seven party members

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have a religiously mandated death wish, a chaos

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invasion is exactly where you want to be. For

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a little bit of a context, by the way, I believe

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this was Warhammer Fantasy. It was still kind

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of going down the Storm of Chaos timeline, which

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was end time 0 .5. uh let's go let's call it

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that this is the one where like it kind of was

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meant to be it was the the one that never became

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true where like uh grim gore kicked uh archaeon

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in the nuts is that yeah it was uh it was the

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one where gw wanted the end times but they let

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player like matchup results uh influence the

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lore and the chaos factions got their shit rocked

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For slight reference, people, the city of Prague

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is in the northern kingdom above the Empire of

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Man, which is Kislev. And Prague is pretty famous.

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Not the real life Prague. No, but it is still

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pronounced Prague. But it famously has pretty

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big walls. And there's been quite a few chaos

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invasions that usually, you know what I mean?

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If someone, I guess in football analogy, is the

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first person, like rugby, is the first person

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who's going to get smacked over before they get

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to the actual trial and whatever. Yeah, it's

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the first hurdle any Chaos Warlord has to get

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through. And it's known as the Haunted City because

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it's been torn down and rebuilt so many times

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that sometimes the ghosts of the city just kind

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of show back up. But for now. Hasn't been torn

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down yet. It's the first stand against a chaos

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warlord known as Eric Demonclaw, a follower of

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Zinch, who is quite full of himself and thinks

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he's not only destined to conquer the Kislev

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and the Empire, but rule the whole goddamn world.

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He is, as with all chaos warlords, confident.

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You're telling me that the Slaaneshi guy thinks

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he's the best thing since sliced bread? Really?

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No, he's a Zinch guy. Oh, a Zinch guy. I thought

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it was... Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, but then there's

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the nerd complex where it's like, I'm smarter

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than everyone. But he's called Erik. Yeah, but

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it's A -R -E -K. Oh, it's like Erik. Erik. Erik.

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I mean, they are Vikings. They are called the

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Norse, so it does track if you say it like that.

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I'm the greatest demon host ever. I love to fight

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in the name of chaos. Sinch is my boy. That he

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speaks. God, it doesn't sound very imposing.

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It's not very imposing, is it, though? To murder

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your whole family. We'll give him credit. He

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is a pretty powerful, you know, he's a chaos

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warlord. There's a baseline level of power you

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gotta be to claim that title and rule over a

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big ol' horde of... All four Chaos Forces. He

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has people from every god under him, so he's

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almost a mini -ever -chosen. He's not a pushover.

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A demi -chosen. Without too much spoiling, he

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is the main antagonist of a Gotrick and Felix

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book, so do with that information what you will

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as to what's going to happen to poor Eric. Aiding

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him, however, are... Two sorcerers named Loigar

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and Kelmain. Loigar? It's close. L -H -O -I -G

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-A -I -R. It's not quite Loigar. Loigar from

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Wish. Although, to be fair, both settings have

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a Magnus as well, don't they? They do. I will

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say that... God bless his... Beautiful soul,

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Mr. William King, who I'm sure wrote this novel.

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We don't all have to use the random D &D name

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generator whenever we're trying to think of parenting

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names. Hey, it works. But they're twins, and

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they're Zetian twins, so in addition to doing

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that thing twins in books do where they just

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kind of look at each other and just know what

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the other is thinking. which happens a couple

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times. They're also patiently waiting their own

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ascension to ultimate power through plans and

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all of this scrying, future -seeing nonsense,

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which Eric is very aware of, and the twins are

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aware he's aware, and the three main enemies

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of this book are all Zeej characters. Can I just

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say, this is literally, if anyone remembers OG

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Freddy W on YouTube, he did a sketch with Key

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and Peele. where it's like they're having like

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the standoff with the guns and it's like actually

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I would the guy and then he takes off a mask

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and then the sniper the whole time but turns

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out actually had a drone on you guys the whole

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time it's one of those things like zingian stuff

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is really hard to get right because it's always

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like but I knew you knew I knew I that guy knew

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but he didn't know that I knew he knew it's yeah

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it's that it's that meme of the people in the

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the the church where it's like the guy at the

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front the gun the gun and then the sniper and

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then there's like another sniper shooting the

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sniper it's like I can't remember which film

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that was from. Yeah. Alfari is shenanigans. I

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was always ten steps ahead. Alfalesian should

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have been zine stuff, honestly. And then it's

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just solved. And it's less annoying. But yeah,

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so they're zine -shian. They're the three main

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overall bad guys of this book. And Eric is the

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commander of the army, leading, again, a mixed

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force. So every now and again, he has to deal

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with some... coronate berserkers going but i

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want to attack the walls now i want to do it

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now uh you know the typical chaos warlord stuff

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and during one one of these attacks uh the defenders

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of prague it's early in the invasion at first

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so there's a bit of a sortie outside the walls

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where we meet gotrek and felix in the book uh

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there's a they're just they're fighting outside

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the walls cutting down demons left and right

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uh there's actually there is a cool scene where

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Felix is charmed by a demonet because demonets

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are Slaanesh's foot soldiers. They're just rushing

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on in too. And it's just a cool scene of how

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it works because he looks at it and he's like,

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this is a monstrous demon, but it's like the

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magical beauty and scent and sound of the demonet's

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voice just stun lock him until he's standing

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next to Gatric. So the demon, like, Gotrick snaps

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him out of it. He's like, oh, God, that's what

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I'm really looking at. And they seize the demon

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at model as it is, basically. They kill it and

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they go on fighting. During this time, Eric gets

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a look at Gotrick cutting down everything sent

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to his portion of the assault and takes some

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interest. He's like, well, there's, Kislevites

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aren't dwarfs. what's he doing here? And why

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is he so goddamn powerful? And here we get a

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little bit of a glimpse as to the origin of Godric

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and his weapon. He goes to his two seer twins,

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I'm going to call them Lordar at least once,

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Loigar and Kelmain, and they show him a vision

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of the dwarf god Grimnir himself forging the

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axe that Godric wields in battle. As well as

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a... not... Too many, but enough. You can definitely

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start piercing some things together. Also some

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bits of Godric's own origin, why he became a

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Slayer. There's a... What is the right word?

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A little bit of Dawi side in Godric's backstory.

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He snapped a little bit and killed some people

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he probably should have killed. I'm thinking

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of... I can't remember the show, but there is

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one where they just wake up and they're like,

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oh. Oh, it's bloody... It's a Kratos thing. It's

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the Kratos origin. Okay. Oh, God of War Kratos.

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Kinda, yeah. I mean, it's the same Kratos, just

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the new one's a lot less fun to watch do his

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thing. Yeah, less... Smear, well, less having

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your wife and child's ashes forever coated on

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your skin, more just angry. Angry with big beard.

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Bigger than Kratos' beard as well. Which I will

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remind you is not, well, not even you, audience,

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is not me making fun of the new God of War. I'm

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just saying the old one was a lot more fun to

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watch do his thing. New Kratos would not use

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someone's head as a flashlight. Well, what's

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his name? The one where he just rips the god's

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head off and he's just there. Helios. Helios.

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He's like, come on. Yeah, and then he used him

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as a flashlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's great.

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I said flash. Flashlight. Okay, okay. There's

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no need to go there. I apologize. Yeah. But Eric,

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after seeing this vision, is... understandably

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a bit wary of gotrick now he's one of the only

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characters in any of these books to almost realize

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he's in a gotrick and felix book as the antagonist

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uh he sees like that's uh i've just watched the

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slayer cut down a lot of my forces and he's wielding

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an axe forged by a god i a little bit afraid

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of that guy which completely reasonable opinion

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if you ask me So, he starts ordering that assassins

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are sent to kill him and Felix, because, you

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know, Felix is still a problem, much less of

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a problem than Godric, but Felix is hardly incompetent,

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especially by this point in the series, which

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we'll talk a little bit about later. But, with

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that, we cut back to inside of Prague. The siege,

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you know, calms down a bit. We're back to, you

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know, the chaos encircling it, but there's no

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present assault. So, Godric and Felix. are hanging

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out back in Prague, and they meet a man named

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Willem, who's the younger brother of the ruling

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noble of Prague. The ruling guy's name is Duke

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Enric, but he's not too important. His brother,

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his younger brother Willem, though, he seems

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a nice enough guy. He seems, you know, he's polite

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enough, seems a little bit peeved at, you know,

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Prague's rulers and maybe a little bit of issues

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with his brother going on, but, you know. Family

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drama happens, right? Nothing too bad. Cut to

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a cultist meeting where a fellow with the very

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much stated to be fake name of Halleck is tasked

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with getting Gotrick and Felix killed. I will

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let you all ruminate on who Halleck could really

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be. With that, back to our heroes, though. It's

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a little bit of another jump. They're in a tavern

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because... Of course they are. That's Godric

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and Felix natural habitat. And a witch hunter

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that's in the area really wants to pick a fight

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with Godric. And it's pretty heavily implied

00:17:25.390 --> 00:17:27.609
that that witch hunter is also secretly a Zinj

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cultist. But he made the mistake of just picking

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a head -on 1v1 fight with Godric, which is...

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Ill -advised. He cuts his head. He's dead. The

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guy gets his head cut off. And then Godric resumes

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drinking. It reminds me of all the attempts and

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the Horus heresy they made. We gotta assassinate

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Horus. It's like, well, I know how this ends.

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You don't. Even to the extent of like, we're

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gonna get the first time ever, we'll get one

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of each assassin and we'll send them all off.

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Horus at once, and it goes really badly. Like,

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what? Oh, we'll just do it again. It's like,

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no. No, it's not going to work. Surely one of

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them will get through. No, none of them. Yeah.

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And then another assassin attacks him, and he's

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like a demon host. Like, why did this happen?

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This was perfect. Nope. Why do you keep doing

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this? Shenanigans. Chaos shenanigans. It always

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happens. Yeah. One of them even joins Horus.

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Do you think every time Godric's near death,

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he just stands up and he goes... I'm the protagonist,

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bitch. He's running through people. Running through

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walls. Go on. So this is a... The heroes are

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getting clued in that someone wants them dead,

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but also at the same time, Gatra getting... Yeah,

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Gatra getting in a fight to the death with someone

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in a tavern is the least eventful thing that

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happens. That is Tuesday. The craziest part.

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because I think the greatest part so far is that

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they've not received a poorly handwritten letter

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that details the exact plan of which they should

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definitely not investigate but will you see how

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you mentioned that we're taking another jump

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cut to help it for those of you unaware help

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it is we'll go with capital uh of the skaven

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clan Mulder where after two and a half books

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of just failure after failure after failure.

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A Skaven's lifetime. Yeah, several Skaven lifetimes.

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And several Skavens. Yeah. Where none other but

00:19:53.690 --> 00:19:56.769
our boy Gracie or Thantqual is currently imprisoned

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between his failures at Gnome, his failure trying

00:20:00.609 --> 00:20:04.309
to capture the spirit of Grungni, his general

00:20:04.309 --> 00:20:09.640
being himself. Thanquil's been taken prisoner,

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as well as the fact that out of all the underlings

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he had at Gnome, the one from Clan Moulder was

00:20:14.539 --> 00:20:17.079
the only one to survive, and Skaven being Skaven,

00:20:17.279 --> 00:20:20.099
that guy naturally went back home and told the

00:20:20.099 --> 00:20:22.500
rest of Clan Moulder, hey guys, that Thanquil

00:20:22.500 --> 00:20:27.599
guy's a dick. Which is not inaccurate. Look at

00:20:27.599 --> 00:20:31.980
what they did to my Bone Ripper. Look at what

00:20:31.980 --> 00:20:36.119
they did to Bone Ripper. What Bone Ripper are

00:20:36.119 --> 00:20:40.950
we on now, though? God only knows, man. Bone

00:20:40.950 --> 00:20:45.190
Ripper 471, my precious boy. I don't think we're

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quite at the double digits at this point in the

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series, but it's getting there. Bone Ripper 6

00:20:51.049 --> 00:20:54.210
could get it, but Bone Ripper 7 didn't deserve

00:20:54.210 --> 00:20:58.789
it, okay? Truly, the Bone Ripper bloodline is

00:20:58.789 --> 00:21:02.359
a long and illustrious one. There's more sequels

00:21:02.359 --> 00:21:04.099
than The Fast and the Furious, which is impressive.

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Are they made by Clan Mulder? Because I see Bone

00:21:07.460 --> 00:21:12.759
Ripper as like a mass rat ogre mount. At first

00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:16.380
they were, yeah. Then out of Universe GW started

00:21:16.380 --> 00:21:18.740
releasing Storm Fiends, and in Universe Clan

00:21:18.740 --> 00:21:21.359
Scryer decided, what if we gave a rat ogre a

00:21:21.359 --> 00:21:27.700
gun? Love it. And so Bone Ripper became a double

00:21:27.700 --> 00:21:33.220
house project. An industrial manufacturing thing.

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Yeah. But luckily for Thanquil, because his entire

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life is one long series of lucky breaks followed

00:21:42.400 --> 00:21:46.900
by unlucky breaks, Lurk Snitchtongue, who, if

00:21:46.900 --> 00:21:49.680
you remember from last time, was Thanquil's little

00:21:49.680 --> 00:21:52.480
underling also from Gnome, who hitched a ride

00:21:52.480 --> 00:21:56.180
on top of Malachi McKyson's blimp in the Realm

00:21:56.180 --> 00:21:58.700
of Chaos, which mutated him heavily to be about

00:21:58.700 --> 00:22:02.009
the size of a rat ogre. He is now in Hellpit

00:22:02.009 --> 00:22:06.809
2 and has started a communist uprising. Wow.

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I mean, it's specifically called a populist uprising,

00:22:10.490 --> 00:22:13.410
but, you know, populist for the people. Lurk

00:22:13.410 --> 00:22:15.890
Snitchtongue is the people's champion. We the

00:22:15.890 --> 00:22:21.750
Skaven, for the Skaven, by the Skaven. Indeed.

00:22:21.869 --> 00:22:26.250
So Thanquil is once again tripping into success.

00:22:27.130 --> 00:22:29.509
is released on the condition that he helps Mulder

00:22:29.509 --> 00:22:32.670
deal with this new threat. And because he's still

00:22:32.670 --> 00:22:35.369
magically connected with Lurk, he's able to see

00:22:35.369 --> 00:22:37.369
the roided -out rat's plans and thwart them.

00:22:37.789 --> 00:22:40.390
Lurk pisses off, he's not dead yet, and Thankel

00:22:40.390 --> 00:22:45.230
is once again a free rat. This is a... I will

00:22:45.230 --> 00:22:50.509
specify, by the way, Thankel is not really impactful

00:22:50.509 --> 00:22:53.809
in the main plot of this book. It's just he shows

00:22:53.809 --> 00:22:57.730
up a couple times, and it's always fun. Which

00:22:57.730 --> 00:22:59.430
I think is the only reason he's here. They're

00:22:59.430 --> 00:23:02.029
just like, well, I want to mention Thancol. He's

00:23:02.029 --> 00:23:07.829
fun to talk about. He truly is the Lord Farquaad

00:23:07.829 --> 00:23:13.019
of the Skaven race. Some of you may die. But

00:23:13.019 --> 00:23:16.140
that's a sacrifice. But that is a sacrifice I

00:23:16.140 --> 00:23:21.839
am willing to make. Yes. Before we get any further,

00:23:21.960 --> 00:23:23.819
though, we do have some donors that we need to

00:23:23.819 --> 00:23:28.279
thank you guys very much. So start off with God.

00:23:29.359 --> 00:23:34.240
There it is. Stream late due to how tuning to

00:23:34.240 --> 00:23:39.220
Patrick Star. Yeah, pretty much. Every week we

00:23:39.220 --> 00:23:42.829
all seen it before. Card shark for five Canadian.

00:23:43.049 --> 00:23:46.549
I bathe in non -oil. I stroke with non -oil.

00:23:47.930 --> 00:23:52.970
That's a sentence I've said out loud. That is

00:23:52.970 --> 00:23:58.589
a name. Douglas L. Bozo for two euros. Never

00:23:58.589 --> 00:24:01.589
let the fourth cook. You'll get another talon.

00:24:06.549 --> 00:24:09.700
That's all for two bucks. Which Chaos God would

00:24:09.700 --> 00:24:13.819
the Swedish chef worship? Sunash the sick bastard.

00:24:15.160 --> 00:24:19.740
Well, surely the large cauldron. I see that.

00:24:19.759 --> 00:24:22.299
I want to go Nurgle, but the Swedish chef, he's

00:24:22.299 --> 00:24:30.039
a good cook. He's not making typhoid soup. But

00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:32.420
then he has to say, Nurgle, Nurgle, Nurgle in

00:24:32.420 --> 00:24:36.759
the pot. That's true. He's kind of a Nurgling,

00:24:36.759 --> 00:24:39.019
isn't he? Kind of a Nurgling in the vibe. What

00:24:39.019 --> 00:24:47.220
is with the Swedish respect? Crap. Ball sets.

00:24:47.579 --> 00:24:52.359
Crap ball sets. Baslets. Crap baslets for 10

00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:56.500
euros. Sorry about that. Long time. Hammer time.

00:24:57.180 --> 00:25:05.079
Hammer time. Oh, boy. Luke2207. Is that a murder

00:25:05.079 --> 00:25:08.619
bots? Murder droids? Whatever PFP it is. Thank

00:25:08.619 --> 00:25:11.880
you for the 10 euros. Why did I say it like that?

00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:17.119
For Colin, would you rather date Karl Franz or

00:25:17.119 --> 00:25:18.660
Marathi? I've also been watching you guys for

00:25:18.660 --> 00:25:20.640
a while. I love the content. Well, thank you.

00:25:20.700 --> 00:25:23.759
I'll also have you know that my love for Karl

00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:26.700
Franz is purely platonic as a leader and champion

00:25:26.700 --> 00:25:31.700
of men. I will leave that sentence there before

00:25:31.700 --> 00:25:34.859
my usual train of thought continues. Karl Franz

00:25:34.859 --> 00:25:39.839
is his Aragorn. Let me just for a second rephrase

00:25:39.839 --> 00:25:43.480
that. If you're on a date, I say date, with Marathi,

00:25:43.599 --> 00:25:47.619
and all of a sudden... And it's Carl. He's like,

00:25:47.700 --> 00:25:50.559
summon the elector counts. Do you rush to his

00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:53.420
aid or just go... Oh, I'm out. I'm out. I'm sorry,

00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:57.539
Marathi. You're breaking up. I'm pretty sure

00:25:57.539 --> 00:25:59.859
Colin would be gone. He'd run out the restaurant,

00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:02.289
run back in. Take a picture of her feet and then

00:26:02.289 --> 00:26:05.950
run back out again. Hal's got it. Hal's got the

00:26:05.950 --> 00:26:12.269
strat. Number one for you, Colin. Thank you,

00:26:12.269 --> 00:26:16.829
Shark Borden -Meyer, for the 5C. Thank you once

00:26:16.829 --> 00:26:19.950
again. It is now exactly three months and one

00:26:19.950 --> 00:26:23.190
day after my birthday, but thank you. I like

00:26:23.190 --> 00:26:24.789
the fact that you've had a birthday every week

00:26:24.789 --> 00:26:28.990
for the last month. I have. I think I'm up to

00:26:28.990 --> 00:26:34.430
what? That's 12 weeks since. I'm now 38. I'm

00:26:34.430 --> 00:26:37.769
now the oldest one here. They've had only three

00:26:37.769 --> 00:26:40.569
days ago as my birthday as well. So now I'm even

00:26:40.569 --> 00:26:43.670
older and have more Warhammer debt. Happy birthday.

00:26:44.150 --> 00:26:49.329
Thank you. Not 30 yet still. Don't rub it in.

00:26:50.269 --> 00:26:53.910
Non -Dormient for two bucks. Mission success.

00:26:54.109 --> 00:26:58.059
Cousin now has Black Templars. You genius. You've

00:26:58.059 --> 00:27:01.180
done a bad thing because now you've put your

00:27:01.180 --> 00:27:06.019
family in a financial ruin. At risk. You've made

00:27:06.019 --> 00:27:09.019
a very horrible decision for them. Look, just

00:27:09.019 --> 00:27:11.559
make sure he's not an annoying Black Templars

00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:17.599
fan and you'll be good. Yeah. The Wolfblood Warrior.

00:27:17.779 --> 00:27:20.400
I think you were the 15 Euros. And an Abyss Watcher

00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:24.180
PFP. Let's go. This one is for Colin specifically.

00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:26.940
Where is the thankful video? When thankful, Colin.

00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:29.559
When thankful. P .S. You keep going, guys. You

00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:31.859
are amazing. Well, thank you very much. And I'll

00:27:31.859 --> 00:27:33.460
give you the same answer I've been giving for

00:27:33.460 --> 00:27:35.900
about two years now. I will make it when I make

00:27:35.900 --> 00:27:39.380
it. Yeah, I'll make it. We'll get there when

00:27:39.380 --> 00:27:48.339
we get there. Look, I read slowly and Oblivion

00:27:48.339 --> 00:27:52.519
just came out again. The real reason. Notice

00:27:52.519 --> 00:27:56.640
the subtitle underneath Colin's... Pelinal needs

00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:59.920
me. I need to turn the Elven Garden District

00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:03.700
in the Imperial City into a graveyard. Just let

00:28:03.700 --> 00:28:07.759
my subtitle name Colin underneath mine. I just

00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:12.559
noticed it. I kind of wish you didn't point it

00:28:12.559 --> 00:28:15.960
out, but we're here now. This is what I get.

00:28:16.039 --> 00:28:19.059
This is my own suffering. For the audio listeners,

00:28:20.500 --> 00:28:24.200
Pregnant Colin. There you go. That made me feel

00:28:24.200 --> 00:28:26.319
horrible saying that. Yeah, I don't feel good.

00:28:26.779 --> 00:28:29.599
I hate that. Every minute of that. Mr. Stark,

00:28:29.700 --> 00:28:33.039
I'm not feeling so good after that one. To absorb

00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:36.380
some of the bad feelings from you, I feel weird

00:28:36.380 --> 00:28:38.589
that... I played Oblivion on release and I was

00:28:38.589 --> 00:28:41.529
15 and now I'm like, oh, that game's 20 years

00:28:41.529 --> 00:28:45.390
old, almost. God, I'm getting old. Please help.

00:28:45.829 --> 00:28:49.049
Please. Is that my coffin? Am I getting in? Oh,

00:28:49.049 --> 00:28:53.210
is it time? Okay. Bro, you're a veteran. You

00:28:53.210 --> 00:28:58.390
know how many Skyrim re -releases? Just think,

00:28:58.529 --> 00:29:02.069
I was there before the re -releases. My kids

00:29:02.069 --> 00:29:04.269
and nephews are going to be like, bro, have you

00:29:04.269 --> 00:29:05.869
heard of this game called Skyrim? And I'm like,

00:29:06.509 --> 00:29:10.569
Damn it, Todd. Do not speak your witchcraft to

00:29:10.569 --> 00:29:12.849
me. I was there when it was written at university.

00:29:13.430 --> 00:29:17.349
I think that's where my university was. Oh, yes.

00:29:17.950 --> 00:29:23.210
Oh, dude. I am Pelinal's strongest racist. Oh,

00:29:23.210 --> 00:29:28.009
you just didn't love that. And Jack, Carl Franz,

00:29:28.089 --> 00:29:32.170
my son, Bretonian Premise is the only true path

00:29:32.170 --> 00:29:35.549
forward. Also, I'm gay. Thank you, Jack. Still

00:29:35.549 --> 00:29:39.019
gay. Appreciate you. Love you, homie. Welcome.

00:29:39.339 --> 00:29:45.500
Love you and appreciate you. God bless. Where

00:29:45.500 --> 00:29:48.180
were we? So Thancol has just been in Hellpit.

00:29:48.460 --> 00:29:52.940
Yes. The goober's been released. The goober is

00:29:52.940 --> 00:29:55.519
free. We're now cutting away from Thancol. As

00:29:55.519 --> 00:29:58.299
I was skimming back through the books to refresh

00:29:58.299 --> 00:30:02.579
myself, I think I did realize that he's not here

00:30:02.579 --> 00:30:04.259
because it's important to the plot. He's here

00:30:04.259 --> 00:30:09.160
because people just like Thancol. That's it.

00:30:09.359 --> 00:30:12.420
His story is vitally important to many people's

00:30:12.420 --> 00:30:16.079
mental health. Yeah, it is vital to my enjoyment.

00:30:16.660 --> 00:30:20.579
Firstborn child, I sleep. Thankle's new plotline?

00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:26.039
Thankle appearance? Awake. But now we're back

00:30:26.039 --> 00:30:29.859
to the actual plot. And now it's Felix's turn

00:30:29.859 --> 00:30:34.119
to be jumped by two assassins. Which, Godric

00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:37.680
isn't around right now, but... Around this point,

00:30:37.700 --> 00:30:40.660
we're five books into the series. This is about

00:30:40.660 --> 00:30:44.420
the point where Felix is allowed to be kind of

00:30:44.420 --> 00:30:47.900
just a scary guy in his own right. This is where

00:30:47.900 --> 00:30:49.599
you start realizing that he's been adventuring

00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:53.640
for a good few years by this point. He's not

00:30:53.640 --> 00:30:58.579
a pushover. So he kills one of them, and through

00:30:58.579 --> 00:31:03.359
a series of... goofs and struggles, the other

00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:05.960
assassin ends up falling on his own poison blade

00:31:05.960 --> 00:31:11.599
and dying. But, hey, the end result is Felix

00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:16.339
survived. It was a little bit less Tom and Jerry

00:31:16.339 --> 00:31:18.339
than when all the clannish and assassins tried

00:31:18.339 --> 00:31:22.440
to kill him in Nuln. It wasn't quite that level

00:31:22.440 --> 00:31:27.440
of comedic failure. Felix is showing that he's

00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:30.039
a pretty cool guy now. This wasn't like one of

00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:32.359
those in the story they need to have an accidental

00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:34.420
death so someone falls over and hits their head

00:31:34.420 --> 00:31:40.119
in a rock. You know what I mean? Yeah. That happened

00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:44.920
in World War Z, the movie. It's not like because

00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:46.099
we've been talking about Elder Scrolls, that

00:31:46.099 --> 00:31:47.680
thing where you see an NPC and they're like,

00:31:47.759 --> 00:31:49.779
oh, this dungeon is dangerous. And then they

00:31:49.779 --> 00:31:52.039
instantly step on a trap that crushes them into

00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:55.420
the ceiling. And you're like, ah! Lydia, you

00:31:55.420 --> 00:31:58.460
stupid bitch. But every time that happens in

00:31:58.460 --> 00:32:01.339
a game, don't you try and save the person? I

00:32:01.339 --> 00:32:03.279
always feel like I try and save them. Yeah, I

00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:05.400
do, but usually I don't even get to that point

00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:07.559
because I don't bring companions with me. Isn't

00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:11.000
there like a bloody Imperial Legionary or Stormcloak

00:32:11.000 --> 00:32:13.019
that just gets grabbed by Alduin or something?

00:32:13.500 --> 00:32:17.859
Oh no, it's the... It's Odaving. It's when you're

00:32:17.859 --> 00:32:20.940
capturing him. One of the guards there is there

00:32:20.940 --> 00:32:24.140
to help. You call him. You can't save him. You

00:32:24.140 --> 00:32:26.779
can push him inside the building. You can't save

00:32:26.779 --> 00:32:29.160
him. Y 'all, Bolgrove doesn't seem that concerned.

00:32:29.299 --> 00:32:32.140
One of his boys just got pasted to capturing

00:32:32.140 --> 00:32:34.720
this dragon. It's a city guard. They respawn

00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.759
for a dime a dozen. It just reminds me of when

00:32:37.759 --> 00:32:39.819
I play Fire Emblem and the green units are like,

00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:41.539
we're going to defend the castle. And then they

00:32:41.539 --> 00:32:42.980
instantly walk into the area and it's like, oi!

00:32:43.390 --> 00:32:45.529
come back and there's like no reason to save

00:32:45.529 --> 00:32:48.230
them but i still like save that soldier and bring

00:32:48.230 --> 00:32:49.829
him to the back and babysit him because he's

00:32:49.829 --> 00:32:53.589
stupid look i'm sure there's writing somewhere

00:32:53.589 --> 00:32:57.630
in one of michael kirkbride's insane ramblings

00:32:57.630 --> 00:33:00.089
that that guard reincarnated and achieved chim

00:33:00.089 --> 00:33:05.650
i'm sure he's fine at least didn't get his manhood

00:33:05.650 --> 00:33:08.529
cut off and turned into a sword like more like

00:33:08.529 --> 00:33:13.990
ball i think as in no right vivek bit off Molag

00:33:13.990 --> 00:33:17.430
Bal's You Know What and then turned it into a

00:33:17.430 --> 00:33:19.109
weapon or something. It's crazy. Yeah, him and

00:33:19.109 --> 00:33:23.349
Molag Bal were lovers. Molag Bal, the lord of

00:33:23.349 --> 00:33:29.650
taught Vivek the word love. Thank you, Elder

00:33:29.650 --> 00:33:33.230
Scrolls. Thank you, Todd Howard. Oh, that one

00:33:33.230 --> 00:33:35.509
was not Todd Howard. That was absolutely Michael

00:33:35.509 --> 00:33:41.170
Kirkbride. Shout out to the people taking screen

00:33:41.170 --> 00:33:45.890
caps right now. It's the title they give him.

00:33:45.910 --> 00:33:50.549
I didn't make it up. We should say at this point

00:33:50.549 --> 00:33:52.890
in, we have a Discord for people who haven't

00:33:52.890 --> 00:33:56.250
caught it yet. It's been going off. The amount

00:33:56.250 --> 00:33:58.630
of memes we've seen about us has been honestly

00:33:58.630 --> 00:34:01.529
overwhelming. We really appreciate that. Thank

00:34:01.529 --> 00:34:04.750
you. There's a whole section dedicated to screen

00:34:04.750 --> 00:34:10.699
grabs of our faces. And there is also... an entire

00:34:10.699 --> 00:34:14.559
bit dedicated to praising Boingob, and I am happy

00:34:14.559 --> 00:34:16.559
to say that every day I check it, and every day

00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:18.360
there are new people saying, praise Boingob.

00:34:18.820 --> 00:34:21.320
It's like, yes, keep going. You don't even have

00:34:21.320 --> 00:34:23.539
to prompt them, they just do it. Blessed be the

00:34:23.539 --> 00:34:26.699
father of squakes. Blessed be the rotisserie

00:34:26.699 --> 00:34:29.840
chicken who tried to devour the sun. His appetite

00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:34.860
was too big for this universe. Indeed. God bless

00:34:34.860 --> 00:34:38.369
him. So Phoenix is just... He's just been jumped.

00:34:38.550 --> 00:34:41.510
He survived. He killed him and fought him off.

00:34:42.469 --> 00:34:45.030
While he was getting jumped, the assassins mentioned

00:34:45.030 --> 00:34:49.329
a brothel called the Red Rose. And they learned

00:34:49.329 --> 00:34:51.510
that the person who hired the assassins frequents

00:34:51.510 --> 00:34:55.829
the place. So they go to investigate. Don't find

00:34:55.829 --> 00:34:59.889
anything immediately. But Uli and Bjorni start

00:34:59.889 --> 00:35:02.369
going to the brothel frequently for investigation.

00:35:03.530 --> 00:35:09.489
I assure you, Felix, this stripper's tits are

00:35:09.489 --> 00:35:14.150
vital for the survival of Prague. Something to

00:35:14.150 --> 00:35:21.389
live for. Keeping a slayer out of the bay. During

00:35:21.389 --> 00:35:27.889
that clown show, Eric, back to him, is kind of

00:35:27.889 --> 00:35:30.070
sick of getting results, and speaking of sick,

00:35:30.190 --> 00:35:32.469
has the followers of Nurgle unleash a plague

00:35:32.469 --> 00:35:36.059
on the city? Infecting thousands, including our

00:35:36.059 --> 00:35:40.019
dear Ulrica, which as a side note, love triangle

00:35:40.019 --> 00:35:44.139
nonsense is still kind of happening. There's

00:35:44.139 --> 00:35:46.179
only so often I can mention it before I just

00:35:46.179 --> 00:35:49.280
get sick of it. So just know that Felix and Max

00:35:49.280 --> 00:35:51.340
and Ulrica are still occasionally sniping at

00:35:51.340 --> 00:35:57.639
each other over that nonsense. But now she's

00:35:57.639 --> 00:36:00.059
sick, so it's time to put aside the dick measuring

00:36:00.059 --> 00:36:03.690
contest. Given that it's a Nurgle plague, it's

00:36:03.690 --> 00:36:06.769
equal parts contagion and magic. And because

00:36:06.769 --> 00:36:09.710
Max is a hell of a wizard, he's able to cure

00:36:09.710 --> 00:36:13.429
her after a little bit of time. There's also

00:36:13.429 --> 00:36:15.929
mentioned, which I think this is just neat, that

00:36:15.929 --> 00:36:18.989
Max was able to see the microscopic demons in

00:36:18.989 --> 00:36:23.929
Ulrica's blood. And to this day, I don't know

00:36:23.929 --> 00:36:27.289
if that's literal or because they're like a Renaissance

00:36:27.289 --> 00:36:30.480
society, right? If Max just used wizard vision

00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:33.340
to see bacteria, but he doesn't know what that

00:36:33.340 --> 00:36:36.079
is because they're still doing leech bloodletting,

00:36:36.139 --> 00:36:40.539
and he just assumed bacteria were demons. Up

00:36:40.539 --> 00:36:42.780
to interpretation, I guess. Whatever you think

00:36:42.780 --> 00:36:46.579
isn't cooler, I guess. Ulrich is cured, but she's

00:36:46.579 --> 00:36:49.099
still out for a bit. And with that, the cultists

00:36:49.099 --> 00:36:51.800
start upping the ante. They start attempting

00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:55.889
to poison the city's food supply. which is partially

00:36:55.889 --> 00:36:59.369
thwarted by the four non -sick protagonists.

00:37:00.429 --> 00:37:04.769
But they still poison one silo. They warn the

00:37:04.769 --> 00:37:07.329
Duke and realize that cultists are just rising

00:37:07.329 --> 00:37:10.349
up across the city now. As with most chaos cults,

00:37:10.349 --> 00:37:13.110
they start building towards that crescendo. And

00:37:13.110 --> 00:37:15.670
on top of this, there is a massive buildup of

00:37:15.670 --> 00:37:20.190
magical energy focused around Prague, which I

00:37:20.190 --> 00:37:23.139
did mention. Prague is the haunted city. the

00:37:23.139 --> 00:37:26.079
dead start walking the street and it's pretty

00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:29.440
terrifying. But again, it, it just happens sometimes

00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:32.420
in Prague. So it's very scary. And I mean, I'd

00:37:32.420 --> 00:37:34.440
be horrified if I walked outside and my grandpa

00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:36.780
was walking down the street again, faintly glowing

00:37:36.780 --> 00:37:39.119
blue. I'd be like, all right, well, that's, that's

00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:43.800
disturbing. Yeah. They know what they know. They've,

00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:45.699
they've heard of it. Yeah. So they're like, Oh,

00:37:45.699 --> 00:37:49.320
it's like, Oh shit. That again. Uh, it's, it's

00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:52.610
more of a morale drain on all of like the, foreigners

00:37:52.610 --> 00:37:55.449
in Prague because, you know, the brunt of a chaos

00:37:55.449 --> 00:37:57.010
invasion, a lot of different people are here,

00:37:57.110 --> 00:37:59.710
mercenaries in particular, who know that chaos

00:37:59.710 --> 00:38:04.130
invasion equals big payout if you live. That

00:38:04.130 --> 00:38:06.969
last part's the sticking point, though. Yeah.

00:38:07.670 --> 00:38:11.570
Max, meanwhile, is made an advisor to the Duke

00:38:11.570 --> 00:38:13.710
of Prague and starts helping him, you know, matters

00:38:13.710 --> 00:38:15.670
of chaos and whatever the hell's going on with

00:38:15.670 --> 00:38:19.130
that energy buildup, which is, those two things

00:38:19.130 --> 00:38:22.420
are very much related. And because, another jump

00:38:22.420 --> 00:38:26.440
cut very quickly, unstable amounts of magic in

00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:30.360
massive quantities are very interesting. Clan

00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:33.480
Mulder gives Thankul an army to go investigate.

00:38:34.059 --> 00:38:39.019
Oh no. He's just given one. A disposable army,

00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:41.400
I assume. Because what else is there? I mean,

00:38:41.400 --> 00:38:49.139
as all Skaven armies are. Bro! So stupid! That's

00:38:49.139 --> 00:38:52.079
it. We can cut away from that goal again. That's

00:38:52.079 --> 00:39:03.639
it. God bless. God bless that goal. Bro. Key

00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:11.460
God. No word. Halleck, meanwhile, is also getting

00:39:11.460 --> 00:39:14.500
a little bit annoyed. Much like his master, Eric.

00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:17.280
No matter who he sends after Gotchik and Felix,

00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:21.920
because there was a few more attempts, they keep

00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:24.940
failing. The dwarf and the human are never dead.

00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:28.139
And he's also now getting worried about being

00:39:28.139 --> 00:39:30.039
discovered, because he knows they're kind of

00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:31.780
investigating a bit, because every now and then,

00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:34.639
Villum will make another appearance, they'll

00:39:34.639 --> 00:39:38.039
talk, and then we just mysteriously cut to Halleck

00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:40.860
about, oh man, they're getting close, they're

00:39:40.860 --> 00:39:44.059
on the trail, I know what's happening. So now,

00:39:44.119 --> 00:39:46.360
instead of singing it after Godric and Felix,

00:39:46.500 --> 00:39:49.860
he sends assassins after one of the girls at

00:39:49.860 --> 00:39:58.360
the brothel who Felix was asking about. Which,

00:39:58.679 --> 00:40:02.019
I mean, would have succeeded. But, you thought

00:40:02.019 --> 00:40:05.380
I was kidding. Bjorni, that horny son of a bitch,

00:40:05.500 --> 00:40:09.159
was currently seeing her when he sent the assassins.

00:40:09.599 --> 00:40:14.199
And so, they were fended off. And the girl, her

00:40:14.199 --> 00:40:16.539
life was saved. You thought I was kidding when

00:40:16.539 --> 00:40:18.420
I said the tits were important to the survival

00:40:18.420 --> 00:40:24.579
of Brog. They were. When are they not? Wars have

00:40:24.579 --> 00:40:31.199
been fought for less. And with that, they now

00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:34.380
officially learn that Halak is Vilem. And they

00:40:34.380 --> 00:40:37.320
rush to the palace to warn his brother. Where

00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:39.639
we then cut to Vilem, where this is actually

00:40:39.639 --> 00:40:42.909
a fairly sad moment. Willem is about to kill

00:40:42.909 --> 00:40:44.590
his brother, Enric. He's about to kill the Duke.

00:40:44.730 --> 00:40:46.489
But something that's been happening throughout

00:40:46.489 --> 00:40:49.730
the book is as the siege progresses, the cult

00:40:49.730 --> 00:40:51.570
does more and more things. Willem is kind of

00:40:51.570 --> 00:40:54.530
having second thoughts. He's like thinking more

00:40:54.530 --> 00:40:56.989
and more. He's like, I don't know. Do I really

00:40:56.989 --> 00:40:59.010
want to do this? And he's like, well, I'm kind

00:40:59.010 --> 00:41:01.090
of damned anyway. I've already committed to Zinj.

00:41:01.190 --> 00:41:03.510
It's not like I, even if I do survive and leave,

00:41:03.630 --> 00:41:06.190
I can hardly go anywhere. You know, if I betray

00:41:06.190 --> 00:41:09.710
chaos, I've already betrayed order. So it's like,

00:41:09.730 --> 00:41:14.409
well. but as he's about to kill his brother,

00:41:14.530 --> 00:41:19.070
he basically realizes he's a monster. And even

00:41:19.070 --> 00:41:22.730
knowing full well, he's damned. He does. He sacrifices

00:41:22.730 --> 00:41:25.730
himself to stop the underlings he has from killing

00:41:25.730 --> 00:41:28.949
his brother, which is the way it's like it's

00:41:28.949 --> 00:41:31.929
written is actually pretty sad. And it buys Godric

00:41:31.929 --> 00:41:33.510
and Felix enough time to get there and kill the

00:41:33.510 --> 00:41:36.070
rest of the assassins, which they get there.

00:41:36.130 --> 00:41:39.710
And it's just his brother, Duke Enric is looking

00:41:39.710 --> 00:41:43.480
down at his. brother's corpse. He was a hero.

00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:47.300
He saved my life. And Felix pointly avoids telling

00:41:47.300 --> 00:41:51.559
him that he was about to kill you. Because his

00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:54.000
brother's obviously devastated. Because as far

00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:57.400
as his brother knows... His own brother just

00:41:57.400 --> 00:41:59.539
tried to save him. He's already having a bad

00:41:59.539 --> 00:42:04.340
day. Why pile on some more trauma? Don't worry

00:42:04.340 --> 00:42:09.059
about it. But this is... There is no happy ending

00:42:09.059 --> 00:42:10.820
for Villum, though, where he's secretly allowed

00:42:10.820 --> 00:42:13.639
into Sigmar or Ursin's afterlife, because I believe

00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:16.780
it specifically mentions the last thing Villum

00:42:16.780 --> 00:42:19.860
sees before death takes him is Zeech himself.

00:42:22.179 --> 00:42:25.840
Maybe that was the plan all along. Well, he couldn't

00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:34.679
escape being a villain. Hell of a way to go,

00:42:34.780 --> 00:42:40.349
though, damn. But with that, the scheming, there's

00:42:40.349 --> 00:42:42.429
no more scheming. We're done with that. Eric

00:42:42.429 --> 00:42:47.929
is done with that. And in spite of, I can't believe

00:42:47.929 --> 00:42:51.090
it's not Lorgar and Kelmain telling him that

00:42:51.090 --> 00:42:53.969
you should not attack the city right now, he

00:42:53.969 --> 00:42:57.289
orders his final assault. All that magical energy

00:42:57.289 --> 00:42:59.269
that was gathered is used to summon an absolutely

00:42:59.269 --> 00:43:02.530
massive horde of demons, and it's time to take

00:43:02.530 --> 00:43:05.340
Prague. He's done. He's... destined to conquer

00:43:05.340 --> 00:43:07.659
the world and rule it all. He's done waiting

00:43:07.659 --> 00:43:10.699
on his incompetent underlings to kill this midget

00:43:10.699 --> 00:43:20.019
and his twink. He's sick of it. So, assault begins.

00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:23.440
Gotrek's axe is bullshit strong enough that it

00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:25.619
can destroy siege towers if he hits it hard enough.

00:43:26.280 --> 00:43:30.760
Wow. Which, pretty good. But there is only one

00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:33.000
Gotrek, and Gotrek can only be at one place at

00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:36.420
a time. So the defenders have to retreat from

00:43:36.420 --> 00:43:38.159
the outer layers, retreat from the walls to the

00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:44.920
inside of Prague. And Gotrick and Felix remain

00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:48.880
there to hold off as long as they can. Because

00:43:48.880 --> 00:43:52.980
after all, at this point, it is Gotrick, Felix,

00:43:53.260 --> 00:43:57.340
well, it's Felix and four other slayers. Because,

00:43:57.400 --> 00:44:01.900
you know, Snorri, Gotrick, Oli, and Bjorni. the

00:44:01.900 --> 00:44:04.039
slayers are there for their doom and felix said

00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:06.260
he'd be there to record it so they're they're

00:44:06.260 --> 00:44:09.619
basically planning on dying at the wall i do

00:44:09.619 --> 00:44:12.760
like um there's there's a recent doom uh the

00:44:12.760 --> 00:44:15.239
dark ages trailer that came out where it's like

00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:17.400
the villain just being like oh i've got this

00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:19.940
armies and his order just like avoid the slayer

00:44:19.940 --> 00:44:22.159
and it's so true with like god just like oh he's

00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:24.039
just gonna kill anything oh just go around him

00:44:24.039 --> 00:44:26.980
don't worry about him Wear him down eventually.

00:44:27.199 --> 00:44:31.260
And he is a slayer. And it made me instantly

00:44:31.260 --> 00:44:32.900
think of that. Just like the big villain. Just

00:44:32.900 --> 00:44:34.900
like, oh yeah, don't worry about him. He's just

00:44:34.900 --> 00:44:36.500
going to mess anything up that goes in his way.

00:44:36.579 --> 00:44:38.739
Just go around. He can only be in one place at

00:44:38.739 --> 00:44:43.019
one time. Truly the horse archer strategy to

00:44:43.019 --> 00:44:48.280
anything. Just wonderful. You know, Cantabrian

00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:50.840
circle and run around. That's all you have to

00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:58.489
do. Give me that Crassus death. Run it. Also,

00:44:58.590 --> 00:45:02.230
again, another side cut. Part of the Chaos Horde

00:45:02.230 --> 00:45:07.309
also just kind of pissed off and runs into Thanquil's

00:45:07.309 --> 00:45:11.610
force. So now he's fighting Chaos too. Again,

00:45:11.710 --> 00:45:14.690
we're not here for long. That's just... Thanquil's

00:45:14.690 --> 00:45:17.650
now also indirectly helping the defenders of

00:45:17.650 --> 00:45:25.340
Frog. I was about to say, oh my god. It was stupid.

00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:28.300
You can just imagine Banquo leaving and just

00:45:28.300 --> 00:45:30.260
being like, and nothing can stand in my way.

00:45:30.340 --> 00:45:33.079
Oh, fuck God. That's a lot of Chaos Warriors.

00:45:33.659 --> 00:45:36.480
Where did they come from? I wasn't expecting

00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:41.699
them. Yeah. While Felix and the Slayers are just

00:45:41.699 --> 00:45:45.280
at the walls awaiting their deaths, a catapult

00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:47.739
rock crashes into the wall and knocks Godric

00:45:47.739 --> 00:45:52.579
clean out. He's unconscious. Which... Everyone

00:45:52.579 --> 00:45:54.960
kind of decides to take the tactical retreat

00:45:54.960 --> 00:45:59.179
and drag his ass to the Temple of Shalia, a goddess

00:45:59.179 --> 00:46:02.940
of mercy, to heal Gotrek up. He gets healed up,

00:46:03.079 --> 00:46:04.699
and as they start fighting through the streets

00:46:04.699 --> 00:46:07.420
back into the fray, things have devolved into

00:46:07.420 --> 00:46:10.199
complete and utter chaos. Lowercase c, by the

00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:12.699
way. You know, it's important when we're talking

00:46:12.699 --> 00:46:16.380
about chaos. The Horde, there's no longer any

00:46:16.380 --> 00:46:18.420
sense of discipline now that it's the final assault.

00:46:18.599 --> 00:46:21.079
Erik has lost all control over his legions, and

00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:23.360
they're just... rampaging through the street

00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:28.079
uh it's just it's street by street building by

00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.019
building fighting some of the chaos warriors

00:46:30.019 --> 00:46:31.880
are just fighting each other now at this point

00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:34.840
because again it's a mixed chaos army they do

00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:37.539
not like each other very much and now that they're

00:46:37.539 --> 00:46:39.900
just not listening to the guy in charge so it's

00:46:39.900 --> 00:46:45.780
complete mayhem uh but it's still a chaos horde

00:46:45.780 --> 00:46:48.940
in your streets Still not looking good for Prague.

00:46:48.960 --> 00:46:50.960
Still worse for Prague than it is for any of

00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:55.800
the individual chaos forces. But the twins turned

00:46:55.800 --> 00:46:58.300
out to be quite spot on in their prediction that

00:46:58.300 --> 00:47:01.019
you should not attack the city right now because

00:47:01.019 --> 00:47:03.480
there's a double one -two whammy. I guess three,

00:47:03.519 --> 00:47:06.039
counting Thankel's tomfoolery off in the distance.

00:47:06.139 --> 00:47:09.780
But more directly, Malachi's back with the spirit

00:47:09.780 --> 00:47:12.179
of Grungni hovering over the city and just dropping

00:47:12.179 --> 00:47:15.519
bombs on the chaos horde. Death from above, full

00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:18.789
on, hell yeah. I like Malachi, he's fun. He's

00:47:18.789 --> 00:47:21.090
very fun, even if reading his dialogue can be

00:47:21.090 --> 00:47:28.989
a struggle sometimes. And Ulrica's father also,

00:47:29.110 --> 00:47:32.210
who had been sent out pretty much, I think, even

00:47:32.210 --> 00:47:34.929
before the book started, has returned with the

00:47:34.929 --> 00:47:37.429
Ice Queen of Felix, Katarin herself. They're

00:47:37.429 --> 00:47:40.650
purging the city. They have surrounded it, re

00:47:40.650 --> 00:47:43.090
-surrounded it from chaos, and they're coming

00:47:43.090 --> 00:47:48.400
in to just sweep it clean. uh which not great

00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:51.119
for chaos felix as he's you know he's kind of

00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:54.000
catching sight of everything he rallies uh the

00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:56.679
remaining defenders around him through the time

00:47:56.679 --> 00:47:58.579
-honored method that's kept him alive all these

00:47:58.579 --> 00:48:01.099
years of telling everyone to follow the dwarf

00:48:01.099 --> 00:48:03.880
and it will probably keep you alive more likely

00:48:03.880 --> 00:48:08.360
than it won't just like following a force of

00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:10.900
nature like a like a tornado like that'll clear

00:48:10.900 --> 00:48:13.119
a path just stand far enough behind you don't

00:48:13.119 --> 00:48:15.179
get swept up you'll be It's like, look, stand

00:48:15.179 --> 00:48:19.820
behind the tornado, you'll be fine. A very short

00:48:19.820 --> 00:48:25.019
tornado. Does anyone here play Rome 1, like the

00:48:25.019 --> 00:48:27.199
first Rome Total War? Oh, dude, I've got thousands

00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:29.380
of hours. This is like the equivalent of following

00:48:29.380 --> 00:48:33.420
after either the Berserker unit from the Germanic

00:48:33.420 --> 00:48:36.960
tribes or the Flaming Pigs. Just immediately

00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:41.949
after. Yeah, don't get too close. The flaming

00:48:41.949 --> 00:48:46.349
pigs. Give me a bridge battle with berserkers

00:48:46.349 --> 00:48:48.789
or phalanx, please, bro. That's all I need. Release

00:48:48.789 --> 00:48:54.710
the pigs. Yes. Oh, bro. At this point, the twins,

00:48:55.010 --> 00:48:59.550
in proper Zinj fashion, just leave. They just

00:48:59.550 --> 00:49:01.809
teleport away. They're like, I see the writing

00:49:01.809 --> 00:49:05.809
on the wall. The ice queen of a land perpetually

00:49:05.809 --> 00:49:09.369
covered in snow has arrived. That is a blimp.

00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:11.539
I don't know what a blimp is, but the dwarfs

00:49:11.539 --> 00:49:13.880
have one. I'm going to, we're going to leave.

00:49:14.019 --> 00:49:16.320
And sure enough, they do. Can we check in there

00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:20.440
at it? No, it's too high up. I too am bouncing

00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:26.719
when the blimp mobile is in town. And they leave

00:49:26.719 --> 00:49:31.039
and Eric is sensing that he made by this point

00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:33.559
a slight lapse in judgment and that perhaps the

00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:36.059
twins were right. But at this point, it's too

00:49:36.059 --> 00:49:37.940
late to pull back. You've already committed.

00:49:38.639 --> 00:49:45.039
And the city is now re -surrounded. So, time

00:49:45.039 --> 00:49:48.139
to fight. So, he decides to engage Gotrek head

00:49:48.139 --> 00:49:53.440
-on, which goes a bit better for him than normal.

00:49:54.219 --> 00:49:58.539
Oh, also, I skipped over it a bit. Uli, the one

00:49:58.539 --> 00:50:00.280
who, you know, I mention him every now and again,

00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:02.079
he's the one who, like I said, he was a little

00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:04.619
bit of a scaredy -cat, not the bravest guy around,

00:50:04.739 --> 00:50:07.199
even for a Slayer, but... Throughout these books,

00:50:07.340 --> 00:50:09.320
like this book especially, he's getting a little

00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:10.960
bit braver. He's starting to feel confident in

00:50:10.960 --> 00:50:14.320
his abilities. Less afraid of the Slayer Oath.

00:50:14.360 --> 00:50:17.800
Kind of embracing that he is a death -bound warrior,

00:50:18.019 --> 00:50:21.659
but he's not being much of a coward. He's ready

00:50:21.659 --> 00:50:23.800
to fight, right? He gets killed by a Beastman.

00:50:26.000 --> 00:50:30.780
Poor guy. I don't think it was even a particularly...

00:50:30.780 --> 00:50:32.420
It wasn't like a Minotaur or anything. It was

00:50:32.420 --> 00:50:35.719
just a gore. Well, at least the Beastmen got

00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:37.880
a little bit of lore that was significant, so

00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:41.000
good for them. Yeah, hey, they killed a Godric

00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:44.500
and Felix character. Neither of the two, but

00:50:44.500 --> 00:50:50.239
hey, something. He did. He did fulfill his oath.

00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:55.940
No one can deny him that. Oh, fulfilled. Bozo.

00:50:56.880 --> 00:51:02.050
Yeah. Poor guy. Eric, for his part, almost overpowers

00:51:02.050 --> 00:51:04.190
Godric. The fight's going his way. He is, again,

00:51:04.269 --> 00:51:07.030
he's a Zinchian Chaos Lord. He's got some real

00:51:07.030 --> 00:51:10.090
powerful enchanted armor and weapons. And again,

00:51:10.150 --> 00:51:11.969
Zinch, so there's probably some future sight

00:51:11.969 --> 00:51:14.670
going on a little bit. Almost kind of like, you

00:51:14.670 --> 00:51:16.829
know, Kurs, like the fighting the lion, that

00:51:16.829 --> 00:51:21.349
kind of stuff. Zinch is almost overpowering Godric.

00:51:22.210 --> 00:51:26.679
But it is then by that point that... Bjorn and

00:51:26.679 --> 00:51:31.159
Snorri just tackle him from behind. Bjorn also

00:51:31.159 --> 00:51:34.760
dies here. I guess seven characters was a bit

00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:37.780
too many for William King to juggle. So there

00:51:37.780 --> 00:51:41.300
goes Bjorn. Snorri just barely manages to hold

00:51:41.300 --> 00:51:45.000
him off, push his sword back with his weapons.

00:51:45.900 --> 00:51:51.900
By that point, while Eric is distracted, Godric

00:51:51.900 --> 00:51:58.059
walks up and lops his head off. Felix raises

00:51:58.059 --> 00:52:01.679
the chaos lord's decapitated head high, which

00:52:01.679 --> 00:52:04.880
sets off a chain of panic in the chaos warriors

00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:07.420
who can see it, which causes the rest of them

00:52:07.420 --> 00:52:09.500
to panic, which causes more and more to panic.

00:52:09.880 --> 00:52:14.239
And the demons begin dissipating as the warlord

00:52:14.239 --> 00:52:18.119
holding everything together was slain. And the

00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:25.019
day is just barely saved. as Malachi and Katarin

00:52:25.019 --> 00:52:31.960
come in to mop up who's left. There is some mention

00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:34.659
of Katarin and Malachi negotiating dwarf help

00:52:34.659 --> 00:52:38.039
in the upcoming Chaos Invasion, because there's

00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:40.460
metaphorically, not literally, Arkan's not here

00:52:40.460 --> 00:52:43.000
right now, but metaphorically, they know there's

00:52:43.000 --> 00:52:45.460
another greater invasion on the horizon when

00:52:45.460 --> 00:52:47.139
the Everchosen himself makes his appearance.

00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:50.639
But again, for now, victory has been achieved.

00:52:51.449 --> 00:52:56.289
And the book ends on a final note of Thanquil

00:52:56.289 --> 00:52:59.030
managing to defeat the enemy forces despite being

00:52:59.030 --> 00:53:01.869
outnumbered four to one. And I should clarify

00:53:01.869 --> 00:53:05.849
that Thanquil outnumbered them four to one, which

00:53:05.849 --> 00:53:08.429
he considered to be overwhelming odds against

00:53:08.429 --> 00:53:17.010
him. Yeah. Goodness sake. Bro, he is the nepos

00:53:17.010 --> 00:53:21.360
of babies. The biggest nepo baby of life. I don't

00:53:21.360 --> 00:53:25.880
know. No one's like... He's not getting given

00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:29.119
power. I mean, he is, but it's... He's not getting

00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:33.199
given in a way because it's like... He's related

00:53:33.199 --> 00:53:36.320
to another member of the Skaven Council. He just

00:53:36.320 --> 00:53:40.300
keeps bullshitting his way into it. And he'll

00:53:40.300 --> 00:53:44.420
just keep winning. He'll say, no, no, stop. It's

00:53:44.420 --> 00:53:47.820
too much winning. He's just the embodiment of

00:53:47.820 --> 00:53:49.699
fake it till you make it, but you never make

00:53:49.699 --> 00:53:51.619
it. You just fake it and fake it and fake it.

00:53:51.780 --> 00:53:54.980
He's like almost the inverse of Caiaphas Cain,

00:53:55.119 --> 00:53:57.940
where Cain's really competent but doesn't believe

00:53:57.940 --> 00:54:00.639
in himself. Thanquil believes in himself more

00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:02.599
than anyone has ever believed in themselves.

00:54:03.239 --> 00:54:08.199
My God, is he an idiot? Yeah, he is. at least

00:54:08.199 --> 00:54:10.239
when i didn't believe in myself thank will believe

00:54:10.239 --> 00:54:13.840
in himself all right so he did he's channeling

00:54:13.840 --> 00:54:18.480
that like youtube alpha male like influencer

00:54:18.480 --> 00:54:20.360
vibe just like yeah yeah yeah you just gotta

00:54:20.360 --> 00:54:22.840
believe and you just gotta get your money get

00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:25.000
your bet get your bread oh it'll work out in

00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:27.860
the end did you go get your gonna get your bugatti

00:54:27.860 --> 00:54:30.199
all right and get your work why don't you say

00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:32.739
i'm from somerset all right that's because right

00:54:32.739 --> 00:54:39.750
there i'm an influencer um yeah i guess i could

00:54:39.750 --> 00:54:42.570
cut i would just say just some like last thoughts

00:54:42.570 --> 00:54:45.269
on the book it is uh not my favorite but it's

00:54:45.269 --> 00:54:47.250
one of my favorite of the gotch and felix stories

00:54:47.250 --> 00:54:50.070
um i like did breeze through some stuff but like

00:54:50.070 --> 00:54:52.449
there's only there's only so many ways like i

00:54:52.449 --> 00:54:54.510
didn't mention it with villain there's only so

00:54:54.510 --> 00:54:56.650
many times you can repeat villain is feeling

00:54:56.650 --> 00:54:59.539
villain's feeling bad and then we cut away And

00:54:59.539 --> 00:55:01.139
then we cut back, and he's doing something evil

00:55:01.139 --> 00:55:03.300
again, but he's feeling bad. Cut away, rinse

00:55:03.300 --> 00:55:06.139
and repeat. But they do, like, build him up fairly

00:55:06.139 --> 00:55:08.300
well throughout the book. They do make his, like,

00:55:08.300 --> 00:55:12.000
sacrifice at the end feel pretty, like, pretty

00:55:12.000 --> 00:55:15.719
sad, especially because, again, his last thoughts

00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:20.280
are of him going to Zeech himself. And there's

00:55:20.280 --> 00:55:23.340
a cool passage kind of at the start where Felix

00:55:23.340 --> 00:55:25.559
is just looking out at the horn and thinking,

00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:28.690
every... Every time chaos invades, the borders

00:55:28.690 --> 00:55:31.510
get pushed back a little bit from how far is

00:55:31.510 --> 00:55:36.050
no man's land. So it is a very good read throughout.

00:55:36.250 --> 00:55:38.849
It doesn't have the highest of moments, but it's

00:55:38.849 --> 00:55:41.150
probably overall one of the most consistently

00:55:41.150 --> 00:55:45.090
just like, it was a good book, good read. We

00:55:45.090 --> 00:55:48.530
did have some more donations that were very generously

00:55:48.530 --> 00:55:53.780
given there. angry homunculus for £5. So Felix

00:55:53.780 --> 00:55:56.039
was fighting that Japanese guy who licked his

00:55:56.039 --> 00:56:01.539
own poison. I love that clip so much. It's for

00:56:01.539 --> 00:56:06.559
those who have... It's some like some goofy film

00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:10.800
that like completely homemade like jokey action

00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:13.579
movie, I think. I haven't seen, like, all of

00:56:13.579 --> 00:56:17.500
them. But the guy's like, this blade is very

00:56:17.500 --> 00:56:20.940
poisonous. The slightest cut is lethal, and he

00:56:20.940 --> 00:56:23.460
licks it. I probably shouldn't have licked it

00:56:23.460 --> 00:56:29.340
when he just falls over dead. Oh, we didn't read

00:56:29.340 --> 00:56:32.719
that. Oh, Bean. We got to do Bean. Only Eli were

00:56:32.719 --> 00:56:39.619
here. Do you think Vulcan said Flint and Steel

00:56:39.619 --> 00:56:42.159
before he did the funny thing? Flint and Steel.

00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:48.099
What do you mean when he trialed Eldard? Yeah.

00:56:49.019 --> 00:56:55.980
Flint and Steel. Tom Warren with the five. Talos

00:56:55.980 --> 00:56:58.179
chimed all over Cyrodiil and that's why it doesn't

00:56:58.179 --> 00:57:02.400
have any jungle. That's true. It's such a weird

00:57:02.400 --> 00:57:06.389
part. Elder Scrolls always. Or it's not true

00:57:06.389 --> 00:57:09.789
and the white gold tower just did that. Wow.

00:57:09.869 --> 00:57:12.110
Do you want to read this one, Colin? Colin will

00:57:12.110 --> 00:57:16.269
wear a green hat in 10 weeks. All right. Wow.

00:57:16.469 --> 00:57:20.849
That's very specific. Specific? Let me check

00:57:20.849 --> 00:57:24.590
my calendar real quick. I mean, I don't want

00:57:24.590 --> 00:57:28.949
to disappoint. That's a very easy ask. This cast

00:57:28.949 --> 00:57:30.730
is the only reason I care about fantasy. Well,

00:57:30.769 --> 00:57:32.710
thank you. Thank you, man. For the two euros.

00:57:32.909 --> 00:57:36.579
Appreciate that. When is 10 weeks, Andy? I think

00:57:36.579 --> 00:57:39.119
that's the 4th of July. 4th of July, I think.

00:57:39.380 --> 00:57:40.960
I can't wear green on that day. America Day.

00:57:42.780 --> 00:57:47.139
Bunny Cop for 10 bucks. Song recommendation during

00:57:47.139 --> 00:57:50.840
Ghost City of Prague. Flip City by Glenn Frey.

00:57:50.840 --> 00:57:53.820
Also, Thanquil is the best rat clown. Even in

00:57:53.820 --> 00:57:56.480
his own book, he's not allowed to just win without

00:57:56.480 --> 00:58:02.349
failing. I mean, Thanquil is just a genius. I

00:58:02.349 --> 00:58:04.010
don't know how anything ever thought of that.

00:58:04.230 --> 00:58:06.630
There's just a thing where it's like he probably

00:58:06.630 --> 00:58:10.010
sets the standard of what is just probably skaven

00:58:10.010 --> 00:58:12.730
from then on. I don't think anyone had that.

00:58:14.769 --> 00:58:19.929
His first book starts with it follows some humans

00:58:19.929 --> 00:58:24.309
finding something. His very first passage is

00:58:24.309 --> 00:58:27.869
him unconscious having a PTSD flashback about

00:58:27.869 --> 00:58:31.550
Godric and Felix. And then he wakes up. being

00:58:31.550 --> 00:58:34.570
carried on like tied to a pole by other skaven

00:58:34.570 --> 00:58:37.769
and he immediately begins blaming other people

00:58:37.769 --> 00:58:43.590
for his problems it is great mr william king

00:58:43.590 --> 00:58:45.969
the author has definitely worked with a thankful

00:58:45.969 --> 00:58:52.170
in his life there's too much there's some personal

00:58:52.170 --> 00:58:59.380
inspiration 97 gary okay it was him I mean, to

00:58:59.380 --> 00:59:02.159
be honest, from the rumor mill that I've heard

00:59:02.159 --> 00:59:04.420
about the history of people employed at Games

00:59:04.420 --> 00:59:06.239
Workshop, it might have been inspired by someone

00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:10.719
who worked there. I've heard some things that

00:59:10.719 --> 00:59:16.420
would not shock me if that was the case. If there's

00:59:16.420 --> 00:59:19.739
anything more, is it the next part of the story,

00:59:19.840 --> 00:59:24.300
Colin? We're now going to cover the book Vampire

00:59:24.300 --> 00:59:27.909
Slayer, which is a direct sequel. This will be

00:59:27.909 --> 00:59:31.849
a bit shorter. Vampire Slayer is a bit shorter

00:59:31.849 --> 00:59:35.929
book, and it is also a lot of it is just... I'm

00:59:35.929 --> 00:59:38.050
sorry, I just saw the latest dono real quick.

00:59:39.090 --> 00:59:42.889
Bean with the five. Colin needs to wear his iconic

00:59:42.889 --> 00:59:48.590
green hat and do his iconic Eldar jig. I don't

00:59:48.590 --> 00:59:51.730
know what to make of that. I don't... Is that

00:59:51.730 --> 00:59:54.590
an insult? I mean, by blood, I'm mostly Irish,

00:59:54.670 --> 00:59:59.630
I guess. not not quite doesn't quite count i

00:59:59.630 --> 01:00:01.670
think i think to be honest the chat is just trying

01:00:01.670 --> 01:00:04.050
to willing things into existence like we will

01:00:04.050 --> 01:00:05.869
tell you this is what you will do and you will

01:00:05.869 --> 01:00:09.389
do it do it funny i don't know i don't know how

01:00:09.389 --> 01:00:11.750
to tell you this real life isn't warhammer if

01:00:11.750 --> 01:00:13.409
you believe in something hard enough it will

01:00:13.409 --> 01:00:16.989
not just show up are you telling me remember

01:00:16.989 --> 01:00:21.250
guys we love you but don't follow your dreams

01:00:21.250 --> 01:00:24.409
it's not gonna work out that's what colin meant

01:00:24.800 --> 01:00:28.719
No, see, those are Hal's words, not Colin's.

01:00:29.360 --> 01:00:32.820
Hal's just saying, give up. You're gonna do the

01:00:32.820 --> 01:00:38.079
9 -5 until you die, okay? Give up. Again, Hal's

01:00:38.079 --> 01:00:43.280
words, not Colin's. Employment is prison. Enjoy.

01:00:44.059 --> 01:00:48.539
That's all what we live for. Vampire Slayer.

01:00:48.760 --> 01:00:53.420
Speaking of immortality. Hal's diatribe, yeah.

01:00:54.789 --> 01:00:58.130
Like I said, direct sequel. So the five fellas,

01:00:58.329 --> 01:01:02.190
Max, Snorri, Ulrika, Gatric, and Felix, they're

01:01:02.190 --> 01:01:04.730
still hanging around what's left standing of

01:01:04.730 --> 01:01:09.349
Prague. The day has been won, but the city is

01:01:09.349 --> 01:01:11.630
doing about as well for a city that's just been

01:01:11.630 --> 01:01:16.570
given the once -over by a chaos horde. So rebuilding's

01:01:16.570 --> 01:01:19.530
beginning. Everyone's trying to make some order.

01:01:19.869 --> 01:01:23.960
When Felix is walking through the street, ruminating

01:01:23.960 --> 01:01:26.800
as he often does when he's forced to think about

01:01:26.800 --> 01:01:30.679
his life. Because there's not beer in front of

01:01:30.679 --> 01:01:33.440
him to distract him. When he comes across a woman

01:01:33.440 --> 01:01:38.679
weeping over a dead body. So that's a... Farewell,

01:01:38.679 --> 01:01:45.480
wee man. So that is a... Wee man. Shout out to

01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:53.250
Jackass. It's all Brian's day. But it's a real

01:01:53.250 --> 01:01:57.369
great start to a book, right? Oh, that's a dead

01:01:57.369 --> 01:02:00.329
body. Through her, he talks to her. He's like,

01:02:00.409 --> 01:02:03.610
well, what happened? They learn there's a killer

01:02:03.610 --> 01:02:05.610
that's come to the city and is striking out across

01:02:05.610 --> 01:02:10.869
it. Initially, he suspects chaos because chaos

01:02:10.869 --> 01:02:13.010
just mulled over the city. It's a pretty reasonable

01:02:13.010 --> 01:02:16.349
thing to assume. But we will shortly learn that

01:02:16.349 --> 01:02:19.739
that is not the correct assumption to make. as

01:02:19.739 --> 01:02:22.420
we cut to the perspective of a vampire named

01:02:22.420 --> 01:02:25.360
Adolphus Krieger, who I'm going to refer to as

01:02:25.360 --> 01:02:29.199
Krieger, had come to the city seeking an artifact

01:02:29.199 --> 01:02:32.559
known as the Eye of Khemri, which, as the name

01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:35.039
implies, is an intentionally magical artifact

01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:37.300
from the time of the Tomb Kings and when they

01:02:37.300 --> 01:02:40.639
were still flesh and blood as opposed to dust

01:02:40.639 --> 01:02:45.260
and bones. So we got a vampire looking for some

01:02:45.260 --> 01:02:49.900
incredibly powerful ancient artifact. The nobleman

01:02:49.900 --> 01:02:53.179
who owns this eye is distantly related to Ulrica,

01:02:53.320 --> 01:02:56.559
so he hires the five fellas to investigate the

01:02:56.559 --> 01:03:01.320
disappearance of a lot of his guards. Some of

01:03:01.320 --> 01:03:03.159
his guards have been kind of just vanishing.

01:03:03.659 --> 01:03:07.280
He's fearing that either he or the eye or his

01:03:07.280 --> 01:03:10.239
stuff in general, they might be next. He's worried

01:03:10.239 --> 01:03:14.219
he's on the chopping block. So, you know, Gotrick,

01:03:14.260 --> 01:03:19.260
Felix, Snorri, Ulrica. start investigating a

01:03:19.260 --> 01:03:22.280
bit, guarding the nobleman, making sure our thing

01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:26.860
is safe and proper. When Max decides, I'm going

01:03:26.860 --> 01:03:30.659
to take a little peek at the eye. He's a hell

01:03:30.659 --> 01:03:33.440
of a wizard. He's very powerful. He wants to

01:03:33.440 --> 01:03:35.699
see what this thing is all about. Why might someone

01:03:35.699 --> 01:03:38.239
want this eye? What makes it special beyond its

01:03:38.239 --> 01:03:43.239
old and magical, which is... You can trip over

01:03:43.239 --> 01:03:45.300
a rock in Warhammer Fantasy and find something

01:03:45.300 --> 01:03:47.039
old and magical. What makes this thing any more

01:03:47.039 --> 01:03:50.500
special? When he investigates it, he takes a

01:03:50.500 --> 01:03:53.800
peek at it. He starts unraveling some of the

01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:56.300
layers of defenses around it. It's a cool scene

01:03:56.300 --> 01:04:00.800
where he's using Mage Sight and unweaving a web

01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:03.880
of traps and stuff. He's thinking the whole time,

01:04:04.059 --> 01:04:07.639
this is a very well -defended artifact. There's

01:04:07.639 --> 01:04:09.639
a lot of powerful enchantments on this thing.

01:04:09.860 --> 01:04:13.199
I wonder who made it. And then he falls into

01:04:13.199 --> 01:04:15.199
a coma and probably shits his pants a little

01:04:15.199 --> 01:04:17.480
bit because the last thing he sees before he

01:04:17.480 --> 01:04:22.920
falls into that coma is Nagash. My God. Do you

01:04:22.920 --> 01:04:24.619
want to give just a brief context for someone

01:04:24.619 --> 01:04:27.820
who doesn't know who Nagash is? So Nagash, for

01:04:27.820 --> 01:04:30.940
those who don't know, is the great necromancer,

01:04:31.000 --> 01:04:34.179
the father of necromancy, the man who turned

01:04:34.179 --> 01:04:36.980
an entire faction, the Tomb Kings, into undead

01:04:36.980 --> 01:04:43.480
skeletons who can never die. And... A wannabe

01:04:43.480 --> 01:04:49.159
god? There's no wannabe about it. He is perhaps

01:04:49.159 --> 01:04:54.199
the most, according to Colin, infallible creature

01:04:54.199 --> 01:04:57.179
who has ever existed. Of course. Nagash has done

01:04:57.179 --> 01:05:02.679
no wrong. Such is the power of Nagash. His genocides

01:05:02.679 --> 01:05:07.380
are oopsies. It's in that vein. This dude is...

01:05:07.380 --> 01:05:13.809
He has not a single thread of positive human

01:05:13.809 --> 01:05:16.369
like there's not a single thing about him that's

01:05:16.369 --> 01:05:21.570
redeeming no compassion nothing look it's it's

01:05:21.570 --> 01:05:23.570
quite simple how i'm not even going to say they're

01:05:23.570 --> 01:05:25.829
oopsies if nagash has decided they need to go

01:05:25.829 --> 01:05:27.949
then they were clearly detrimental to the world

01:05:27.949 --> 01:05:30.449
i mean it's nagash decided it and therefore it

01:05:30.449 --> 01:05:33.590
is yes there's a grand vision of killing every

01:05:33.590 --> 01:05:35.909
single person in the world so that he can raise

01:05:35.909 --> 01:05:38.929
them up as undead and they serve him i would

01:05:38.929 --> 01:05:43.199
just like to say I would just like to say that

01:05:43.199 --> 01:05:47.920
you may make fun of me, you two, and chat and

01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:51.300
audience all you wish, but I would just like

01:05:51.300 --> 01:05:55.219
you to do a little mental exercise and just replace

01:05:55.219 --> 01:05:58.659
the word Nagash with Emperor and tell me I am

01:05:58.659 --> 01:06:01.860
wrong. All I'm doing is worshipping someone who

01:06:01.860 --> 01:06:05.659
started as a skeleton. All I was going to say

01:06:05.659 --> 01:06:08.980
was... Considering Nagash has no organs, he's

01:06:08.980 --> 01:06:10.760
very good at getting people to empty theirs.

01:06:10.980 --> 01:06:15.860
That's all I was going to say. Yeah, Nagash is...

01:06:15.860 --> 01:06:21.159
For a while, he's the final end boss of fantasy.

01:06:21.519 --> 01:06:25.360
Prior to the end times, him coming back in a

01:06:25.360 --> 01:06:27.820
big way is viewed in the same way as if Korn

01:06:27.820 --> 01:06:33.000
just stepped outside in your front lawn. Max

01:06:33.000 --> 01:06:35.119
just found a little artifact that has enough

01:06:35.119 --> 01:06:38.300
of Nagash's direct presence that he saw the dude.

01:06:39.139 --> 01:06:42.719
And he basically, his whole lower intestines

01:06:42.719 --> 01:06:46.199
quivered because he was about to release. Oh

01:06:46.199 --> 01:06:50.519
yeah. That is a spell of instant diarrhea. The

01:06:50.519 --> 01:06:54.719
rupturing has begun. And it's especially bad

01:06:54.719 --> 01:07:00.099
because like, again, like a lot of people in

01:07:00.099 --> 01:07:02.960
Warhammer fantasy or it's like, renaissance times

01:07:02.960 --> 01:07:05.239
which for people who aren't noblemen and merchants

01:07:05.239 --> 01:07:07.719
and cities means it's medieval times but the

01:07:07.719 --> 01:07:11.679
paintings are slightly nicer uh even the average

01:07:11.679 --> 01:07:14.820
uneducated imperial peasant knows what nagash

01:07:14.820 --> 01:07:21.239
is so uh he's he's bad news the baddest news

01:07:21.239 --> 01:07:25.579
the baddest news uh with that in mind uh yeah

01:07:25.579 --> 01:07:30.480
he's unconscious now so he's out for a bit While

01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:33.239
this is happening, Krieger, the vampire friend

01:07:33.239 --> 01:07:36.760
who's looking for this artifact, realizes that

01:07:36.760 --> 01:07:39.000
these five have inserted themselves into the

01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:41.940
plot of another Gachik and Felix book, and sends

01:07:41.940 --> 01:07:44.719
his underlings to go attack them. You know, the

01:07:44.719 --> 01:07:49.159
classic, send out my minions. But, for once,

01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:52.139
he didn't actually think they would kill the

01:07:52.139 --> 01:07:54.119
five. Or, I guess, four right now, because Max

01:07:54.119 --> 01:07:59.739
is currently spazzing out unconscious. Uh, he

01:07:59.739 --> 01:08:01.760
just sent his underlings as a diversion while

01:08:01.760 --> 01:08:03.860
he goes to the noble's manor and steals the eye

01:08:03.860 --> 01:08:07.780
himself. He kills the noble, grabs the eye, and

01:08:07.780 --> 01:08:11.840
takes Ulrica hostage. Uh, Felix and the rest

01:08:11.840 --> 01:08:15.300
of the dwarfs hold themselves back from tearing

01:08:15.300 --> 01:08:18.539
through Ulrica to kill the vampire, which, a

01:08:18.539 --> 01:08:20.359
lot more reluctance about that on, you know,

01:08:20.359 --> 01:08:22.460
Gotrek's part than anyone else's, because he's

01:08:22.460 --> 01:08:31.260
an asshole. Uh, and... Not Ulrica. Krieger escapes

01:08:31.260 --> 01:08:36.800
with Ulrica. Totally blinked on her name after

01:08:36.800 --> 01:08:41.819
I said it like three times. So Katrick, Felix,

01:08:41.859 --> 01:08:44.239
and Snorri spend the next few days just wandering

01:08:44.239 --> 01:08:46.560
around Prague looking for him. They're just walking

01:08:46.560 --> 01:08:48.819
around like headless chickens. Where's Ulrica?

01:08:48.979 --> 01:08:51.840
Where the hell did Ulrica go? Where is she? When

01:08:51.840 --> 01:08:55.060
at this point, our dear friend Max wakes up and

01:08:55.060 --> 01:08:58.340
reveals that as he was defecating himself and

01:08:58.340 --> 01:09:00.699
falling unconscious, he put a tracking spell

01:09:00.699 --> 01:09:02.920
on the eye because he is the goat. He is, he

01:09:02.920 --> 01:09:08.359
is just that good of a wizard. Uh, so he learned,

01:09:08.399 --> 01:09:10.779
they learned that he, uh, he fled to Sylvania.

01:09:11.220 --> 01:09:15.000
And aside from following Krieger to Sylvania,

01:09:15.100 --> 01:09:17.300
you know, rescue Ulrica, you know, Felix and

01:09:17.300 --> 01:09:19.979
Max's love interest and, you know, Godric and

01:09:19.979 --> 01:09:22.380
Snorri, they're still friends as much as Godric

01:09:22.380 --> 01:09:26.369
is friends with anyone. Uh, and Also the reason

01:09:26.369 --> 01:09:29.670
being, hey guys, a vampire has an artifact of

01:09:29.670 --> 01:09:32.970
Nagash. I'd like the world to not end if that's

01:09:32.970 --> 01:09:36.710
quite alright with all of you. Double undead

01:09:36.710 --> 01:09:45.329
combo. This is bad. Oh god. Slight benefit, guys.

01:09:45.970 --> 01:09:49.720
All recur. Also, before I forget to mention it,

01:09:49.840 --> 01:09:54.100
I forget sometimes, world -ending plot device.

01:09:56.319 --> 01:09:59.260
Yeah, by the way, right? Your girlfriend, my

01:09:59.260 --> 01:10:02.800
girlfriend, whatever love triangle throuple nonsense

01:10:02.800 --> 01:10:05.960
is going on here. Also, by the way, just if you

01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:08.560
can find time, something that will end the world.

01:10:08.960 --> 01:10:11.720
If you've got time. If there's money left over

01:10:11.720 --> 01:10:16.869
from the shop. If you've got a few minutes. yeah

01:10:16.869 --> 01:10:18.989
if you were ever in a relationship and your partner

01:10:18.989 --> 01:10:23.850
found like unrefined uranium um maybe check that

01:10:23.850 --> 01:10:27.189
out i don't know seems a bit dangerous like did

01:10:27.189 --> 01:10:30.489
you did you remember liking like milk yeah yeah

01:10:30.489 --> 01:10:34.529
oh by the way just just dug up a old unexploded

01:10:34.529 --> 01:10:37.880
world war ii in my in the garden Just check it

01:10:37.880 --> 01:10:41.640
out. It had that yellow symbol on it with a circle

01:10:41.640 --> 01:10:43.739
and some bits. I don't know. I can't remember

01:10:43.739 --> 01:10:48.100
what it means. I hit it with a shovel and it

01:10:48.100 --> 01:10:50.859
didn't seem to do much. I'm going to hit it again.

01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:55.739
That reminds me. I don't know if you've ever

01:10:55.739 --> 01:10:57.960
seen it. It's a green text about a guy who was

01:10:57.960 --> 01:11:03.000
collecting cobalts with drill bits for a project

01:11:03.000 --> 01:11:10.069
of spent fuel rods. oh my god oh my someone in

01:11:10.069 --> 01:11:12.409
the thread asked them to show us the root gen

01:11:12.409 --> 01:11:15.909
root gens however you say that word the guy took

01:11:15.909 --> 01:11:18.850
a picture and he received oh right gun right

01:11:18.850 --> 01:11:22.329
again yeah i don't know however you say it and

01:11:22.329 --> 01:11:25.970
he received the maximum industry recommended

01:11:25.970 --> 01:11:29.270
safe dose of radiation for a year and the amount

01:11:29.270 --> 01:11:33.010
of time it took him to take a picture i think

01:11:33.010 --> 01:11:34.850
there was one where it was like um just come

01:11:34.850 --> 01:11:37.289
to get out of there stalker There was a guy in

01:11:37.289 --> 01:11:40.010
Australia who he wanted to make his own version

01:11:40.010 --> 01:11:42.350
of like a display case of the periodic table,

01:11:42.569 --> 01:11:44.949
but with like an actual piece of each element

01:11:44.949 --> 01:11:48.350
in it. And then he ordered some, I think, uranium

01:11:48.350 --> 01:11:53.289
for the periodic table. But then he ordered like

01:11:53.289 --> 01:11:56.369
a safe, like one that could be handled by people.

01:11:56.449 --> 01:11:59.369
But the problem is... it was safe in certain

01:11:59.369 --> 01:12:01.770
countries and not in australia so the entire

01:12:01.770 --> 01:12:04.630
i think the entire like counter -terrorism force

01:12:04.630 --> 01:12:06.390
like knocked down his door a bit like where's

01:12:06.390 --> 01:12:11.970
a periodic table you know radiation i've i've

01:12:11.970 --> 01:12:15.270
seen chernobyl the series many times it's so

01:12:15.270 --> 01:12:19.329
good it's like oh it's free wine gun and they

01:12:19.329 --> 01:12:21.329
go there and the guy's like it's not free wine

01:12:21.329 --> 01:12:25.779
gun it's 15 000. The bit that terrifies me about

01:12:25.779 --> 01:12:30.420
that show is the bit where the guys see the roaring

01:12:30.420 --> 01:12:34.460
flame, and you realise the moment they saw it,

01:12:34.539 --> 01:12:37.699
they died. Yeah, basically. They're walking dead.

01:12:40.880 --> 01:12:43.399
The firefighters uniforms that are in the basement

01:12:43.399 --> 01:12:46.340
of the hospital still today are like deadly radioactives

01:12:46.340 --> 01:12:48.279
because they went and like sprayed water on the

01:12:48.279 --> 01:12:50.680
fire. And it's like, you can go there today and

01:12:50.680 --> 01:12:54.520
get a Geiger cabinet. It's like, yeah, not good.

01:12:54.819 --> 01:13:03.640
Not good. Not ideal. Nope. Yeah. So with that,

01:13:03.840 --> 01:13:09.640
I hate that word. I said Roentgens for the longest

01:13:09.640 --> 01:13:13.460
time. Because that's how it's spelled. Yeah.

01:13:14.500 --> 01:13:17.779
But yeah, so it's time to go to Sylvania. Vampires,

01:13:17.800 --> 01:13:21.819
baby. There's also Ulrica's father, Ivan, comes

01:13:21.819 --> 01:13:24.300
with them alongside a decent amount of his own

01:13:24.300 --> 01:13:26.680
warriors because his daughter's been kidnapped.

01:13:26.819 --> 01:13:34.539
He has a vested interest. So yeah, with that,

01:13:34.619 --> 01:13:38.859
they take off to Sylvania. Ulrica for her part.

01:13:39.470 --> 01:13:43.789
is now a cactive. Cactive? Captive. A cactus?

01:13:44.090 --> 01:13:46.750
She's now a cactus. I don't know where I was...

01:13:46.750 --> 01:13:54.289
Captive. Captive. Her and Krieger talk very hostily

01:13:54.289 --> 01:13:59.229
about the nature of vampirism. Ulrica's just

01:13:59.229 --> 01:14:04.109
stuck there, so what are we going to do? And

01:14:04.109 --> 01:14:06.550
Krieger just seems to want someone new to talk

01:14:06.550 --> 01:14:09.789
to for a bit, because... He's got a hostage.

01:14:09.850 --> 01:14:11.850
Might as well strike up a conversation, right?

01:14:12.989 --> 01:14:15.149
They talk a lot about vampirism because, you

01:14:15.149 --> 01:14:18.250
know, Krieger's a vampire. He has a vested interest

01:14:18.250 --> 01:14:24.350
in, how do I put it nicely? Undoing a lot of

01:14:24.350 --> 01:14:26.729
the harmful myths about vampirism and how, no,

01:14:26.770 --> 01:14:28.989
they're not all that bad. Which, you know, there

01:14:28.989 --> 01:14:31.170
are a decent amount of non -awful warhammers

01:14:31.170 --> 01:14:35.970
and vampires. vampires in Warhammer. A decent

01:14:35.970 --> 01:14:38.250
amount of them aren't horrid people. He is not

01:14:38.250 --> 01:14:43.350
on that list. But he's clearing up some misconceptions,

01:14:43.609 --> 01:14:46.510
which, to be fair, a pretty surprising amount

01:14:46.510 --> 01:14:49.649
of vampire lore comes from this paragraph. Like,

01:14:49.649 --> 01:14:52.210
he mentions how no two vampires are the same,

01:14:52.310 --> 01:14:53.909
hints at the bloodline stuff, and he's like,

01:14:54.029 --> 01:14:56.890
some vampires can walk in the sun and although

01:14:56.890 --> 01:14:59.390
feels a little bit sluggish, others will combust

01:14:59.390 --> 01:15:03.819
on the spot. Some... If you say Sigmar's name,

01:15:04.119 --> 01:15:08.460
they will just like get Dr. Manhattan. Just others

01:15:08.460 --> 01:15:12.939
can fight in the middle of an altar of Sigmar

01:15:12.939 --> 01:15:16.460
and be totally fine. So, you know, we get a lot

01:15:16.460 --> 01:15:20.199
of vampire lore right now. She's during this

01:15:20.199 --> 01:15:23.180
whole time. She does escape several times. Like

01:15:23.180 --> 01:15:24.939
she keeps running away. She doesn't want to be

01:15:24.939 --> 01:15:32.079
here. It's winter and she's in Sylvania. Like

01:15:32.079 --> 01:15:36.359
going down from Kislev to Sylvania. So she'll

01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:40.720
pass out, gets brought back, escapes, passes

01:15:40.720 --> 01:15:45.159
out, brought back, escapes. And it's pretty much

01:15:45.159 --> 01:15:48.260
outright stated. He's just kind of letting her

01:15:48.260 --> 01:15:52.319
do it because he finds it amusing. And the whole

01:15:52.319 --> 01:15:56.000
time he's also drinking her blood to bring her

01:15:56.000 --> 01:16:01.020
under his dominion, which... Over time, she becomes

01:16:01.020 --> 01:16:03.939
angry at herself as she finds the experience

01:16:03.939 --> 01:16:06.659
almost pleasurable, which is a surprisingly common

01:16:06.659 --> 01:16:09.140
trope in vampire fiction, that a vampire drinking

01:16:09.140 --> 01:16:13.659
your blood is actually like a high. At least

01:16:13.659 --> 01:16:17.060
in Vampire the Masquerade it is. There's like

01:16:17.060 --> 01:16:20.119
a venom to it, isn't it? There's a slight venom.

01:16:20.880 --> 01:16:23.579
Yeah, and it's like there's magical dominion

01:16:23.579 --> 01:16:29.310
is happening too. It's a very messy time. She's

01:16:29.310 --> 01:16:31.170
not happy with herself that she's finding she's

01:16:31.170 --> 01:16:35.369
enjoying it more. So she's going through a hell

01:16:35.369 --> 01:16:37.449
of a hostage situation. It's not fun to be a

01:16:37.449 --> 01:16:41.189
worker right now. Me during the Bali movie. Yeah.

01:16:41.630 --> 01:16:43.829
Slowly enjoying it more, but definitely in a

01:16:43.829 --> 01:16:49.409
hostage situation. Hey, those movies are art.

01:16:50.029 --> 01:16:55.529
Fine art. I'm enough. It's all right. Oh, you

01:16:55.529 --> 01:17:03.270
said Barbie. I thought you said Bali. say dude

01:17:03.270 --> 01:17:05.329
a bollywood action sequence is the best thing

01:17:05.329 --> 01:17:08.149
you'll see in your life i broke no slander though

01:17:08.149 --> 01:17:09.930
that one with the guys when they're like get

01:17:09.930 --> 01:17:12.149
fired out of a cannon into a castle and they're

01:17:12.149 --> 01:17:17.630
like they form a shell of shields yeah that's

01:17:17.630 --> 01:17:27.939
like the best thing i've ever seen Ulrica's going

01:17:27.939 --> 01:17:32.000
through it. Krieger, when he's not talking with

01:17:32.000 --> 01:17:34.119
Ulrica, we again, we get a lot of insight in

01:17:34.119 --> 01:17:37.500
how vampires on average view their mortal followers

01:17:37.500 --> 01:17:40.600
because he's spending his whole time stringing

01:17:40.600 --> 01:17:43.300
them along. They're very diligently serving him,

01:17:43.380 --> 01:17:46.060
doing what he asks. And the whole time he's thinking

01:17:46.060 --> 01:17:48.899
to himself, I know what they want. They want

01:17:48.899 --> 01:17:51.039
the blood kiss. They just want to be turned into

01:17:51.039 --> 01:17:53.819
a vampire so they can gain all of my power for

01:17:53.819 --> 01:17:58.699
themselves, which... He's not wrong. And the

01:17:58.699 --> 01:18:02.579
whole time he's just stringing them along. He's

01:18:02.579 --> 01:18:05.079
been like, oh, one day you'll get enough of the

01:18:05.079 --> 01:18:07.159
blood kiss to become a vampire yourself. And

01:18:07.159 --> 01:18:08.760
he'll give them little drops of his blood to

01:18:08.760 --> 01:18:11.460
turn them into ghouls, enhance them, make them

01:18:11.460 --> 01:18:14.760
stronger, give them that addiction. He's never

01:18:14.760 --> 01:18:16.220
going to give them the full thing. They're never

01:18:16.220 --> 01:18:18.520
going to get the full Nelson, the full deal.

01:18:19.300 --> 01:18:21.880
It's like every season of What We Do in the Shadows

01:18:21.880 --> 01:18:24.189
where it's like, get them all. It'll give you

01:18:24.189 --> 01:18:26.069
the power to be a vampire eventually, and it's

01:18:26.069 --> 01:18:28.670
like five seasons later, he's not got it. Because

01:18:28.670 --> 01:18:32.069
if he gives them the power of vampirism, then

01:18:32.069 --> 01:18:34.289
they might stop serving him. They might try and

01:18:34.289 --> 01:18:38.590
overthrow him now that they're vampires. So,

01:18:38.789 --> 01:18:42.010
he just keeps doing that. They get attacked by

01:18:42.010 --> 01:18:45.229
goblin wolf riders, but this is more so just

01:18:45.229 --> 01:18:47.390
to show that Krieger, he's been studying that

01:18:47.390 --> 01:18:50.960
eye. He's getting a bit more powerful. As he

01:18:50.960 --> 01:18:53.000
just turns all of the Goblin's wolves to their

01:18:53.000 --> 01:18:56.279
side, the Goblins get butchered, and adding them

01:18:56.279 --> 01:18:59.539
to his growing little horde. Keeps, again, drinking

01:18:59.539 --> 01:19:01.359
more of Ulrica's blood, bringing her more and

01:19:01.359 --> 01:19:04.699
more under his sway, hinting at what is to come

01:19:04.699 --> 01:19:09.880
very shortly. If we did this a year ago, I probably

01:19:09.880 --> 01:19:11.880
would have said, spoiler alert, but Ulrica's

01:19:11.880 --> 01:19:15.279
now in Total Warhammer, and she's very distinctly

01:19:15.279 --> 01:19:19.050
pale with glowing red eyes. So you can probably

01:19:19.050 --> 01:19:25.069
guess how this book goes for Ulrica. Yeah, as

01:19:25.069 --> 01:19:27.909
Gotching and Felix for their part, this is, like

01:19:27.909 --> 01:19:29.810
I said, this is going to be the shorter of the

01:19:29.810 --> 01:19:31.810
two things we're talking about today. Because

01:19:31.810 --> 01:19:34.569
a lot of it is them traveling across Kislev to

01:19:34.569 --> 01:19:37.829
Sylvania, dealing with the cold, camping out.

01:19:38.710 --> 01:19:44.569
Pretty mundane stuff. They eventually arrive

01:19:44.569 --> 01:19:48.840
in Sylvania to the town of... Waldenschloss,

01:19:48.840 --> 01:19:52.680
which is very fun to say. It is not an important

01:19:52.680 --> 01:19:56.600
lore town. I like saying the silly German names.

01:19:56.680 --> 01:20:00.159
What can I say? Waldenschloss. Waldenschloss.

01:20:01.239 --> 01:20:05.739
Oh, yeah. We're going to Waldenschloss to meet

01:20:05.739 --> 01:20:09.140
my friends. We're going to have so much fun.

01:20:09.939 --> 01:20:14.789
Just immediately. fell over laughing or has jumped

01:20:14.789 --> 01:20:23.649
off a bridge and you know they get to this town

01:20:23.649 --> 01:20:27.590
and they start learning basically codex lore

01:20:27.590 --> 01:20:30.090
a little bit about the vampire counts and more

01:20:30.090 --> 01:20:33.069
importantly to the story and the setting in general

01:20:33.069 --> 01:20:35.649
that vampirism is on the rise again in sylvania

01:20:35.649 --> 01:20:38.590
more and more towns are coming under the control

01:20:38.590 --> 01:20:44.939
of the undead their undead masters and That's

01:20:44.939 --> 01:20:50.260
not good. No. They meet during this a noble woman

01:20:50.260 --> 01:20:52.779
named Gabriella von Noctofen. I'm just going

01:20:52.779 --> 01:20:54.619
to call her Gabriella because that is a mouthful.

01:20:55.439 --> 01:20:58.760
And after helping her defend her group from a

01:20:58.760 --> 01:21:01.399
beastman attack, because no matter where you

01:21:01.399 --> 01:21:03.319
are in Warhammer fantasy, you are never more

01:21:03.319 --> 01:21:07.640
than seven feet from a beastman. And they learn

01:21:07.640 --> 01:21:09.840
that Krieger plans to use the Eye of Khemri to

01:21:09.840 --> 01:21:12.119
bring every vampire he can get his hands on.

01:21:12.649 --> 01:21:14.829
under his control for a massive undead army.

01:21:15.949 --> 01:21:19.750
Because, you know, the Sylvanian vampires didn't

01:21:19.750 --> 01:21:22.229
have a very one -track mind of step one, get

01:21:22.229 --> 01:21:25.029
army, step two, gun it for the throne of the

01:21:25.029 --> 01:21:30.369
empire. Hmm. If at first you don't succeed, try,

01:21:30.550 --> 01:21:34.289
try, try, try, try, try again. He's not very

01:21:34.289 --> 01:21:37.750
smart, but he's got spirit. It's a vermintide

01:21:37.750 --> 01:21:40.310
voice line of all places that they have stopped

01:21:40.310 --> 01:21:43.590
numbering the vampire wars. Because they're worried

01:21:43.590 --> 01:21:45.930
it's just going to encourage the vampires to

01:21:45.930 --> 01:21:51.489
keep trying. It's like Barden was talking, he

01:21:51.489 --> 01:21:53.090
was like, you were at the Battle of Hellfen where

01:21:53.090 --> 01:21:55.449
you killed Manfred. He's like, no, that was like

01:21:55.449 --> 01:21:57.630
200 years before I was born. This was the Fifth

01:21:57.630 --> 01:22:01.109
War, I think. We stopped naming them. We stopped

01:22:01.109 --> 01:22:03.989
keeping track. If they get to fun numbers like

01:22:03.989 --> 01:22:05.930
50, they'll start to get emboldened and go, this

01:22:05.930 --> 01:22:09.279
is surely the one. Get to 100. Once we get to

01:22:09.279 --> 01:22:11.500
100, then surely we'll win, because that's a

01:22:11.500 --> 01:22:19.060
fun number. Yeah. So, yeah. They also... Something

01:22:19.060 --> 01:22:23.100
about Gabriela. They notice that her and the

01:22:23.100 --> 01:22:25.060
rest of the Sylvanian nobles and people he's

01:22:25.060 --> 01:22:32.060
seen... It would be like... Imagine you... No,

01:22:32.180 --> 01:22:36.939
well... They eat. Most of them. He doesn't see

01:22:36.939 --> 01:22:39.470
Gabriela eating. Uh, but most of them, you know,

01:22:39.470 --> 01:22:45.310
even the ones that are just people, uh, imagine

01:22:45.310 --> 01:22:48.069
if someone from like Victorian England, like,

01:22:48.170 --> 01:22:49.869
like you want, you walk down a street, right?

01:22:49.909 --> 01:22:52.710
You turn left and you are back in Victorian England,

01:22:52.789 --> 01:22:55.470
the way they speak, the way they are dressed,

01:22:55.649 --> 01:22:59.789
their mannerisms, they're like everything. They're

01:22:59.789 --> 01:23:01.850
like, Felix noticed that like, they're like three

01:23:01.850 --> 01:23:05.109
centuries behind the empire on fashion and like

01:23:05.109 --> 01:23:08.180
trends and news and everything. Why do they keep

01:23:08.180 --> 01:23:11.039
saying thou? That's strange. Yeah, it's like,

01:23:11.119 --> 01:23:16.319
what is happening here? Sylvania is a massive

01:23:16.319 --> 01:23:23.359
province. So he's like, oh, this is weird. It's

01:23:23.359 --> 01:23:25.779
like the whole province is like a time capsule,

01:23:25.899 --> 01:23:30.539
ignoring the undead. In the meantime, Krieger

01:23:30.539 --> 01:23:33.340
has already started raising an undead army from

01:23:33.340 --> 01:23:38.329
a graveyard near him, and worse. Ulrica is now

01:23:38.329 --> 01:23:44.010
a vampire. That is not ideal. When she wakes

01:23:44.010 --> 01:23:47.810
up, all she knows is that she is ravenously hungry.

01:23:48.029 --> 01:23:53.909
Just soul -crushingly, unbearably starving. Damaged.

01:23:54.329 --> 01:23:56.850
Food does not do anything. If anything, it makes

01:23:56.850 --> 01:24:02.649
it worse. So she's roaming through Castle Drakenhof,

01:24:02.869 --> 01:24:05.250
where Krieger has taken them. The home of the

01:24:05.250 --> 01:24:08.510
vampire counts, basically. And is just, like,

01:24:08.590 --> 01:24:10.890
bullrushing through the entire place looking

01:24:10.890 --> 01:24:12.949
for food, looking for something to eat. Which

01:24:12.949 --> 01:24:16.409
she cannot find. Until she finds a merchant that

01:24:16.409 --> 01:24:18.489
was one of Krieger's underlings and drinks him

01:24:18.489 --> 01:24:25.310
like a Capri Sun. Damn. Bone dry. Where she then

01:24:25.310 --> 01:24:28.590
vomits, passes out, and then wakes up again in

01:24:28.590 --> 01:24:33.229
a lovely, lovingly well -lit and comfortable...

01:24:33.600 --> 01:24:36.340
bedroom krieger had prepared for her where he

01:24:36.340 --> 01:24:40.239
informs her that you are now a vampire sweetie

01:24:40.239 --> 01:24:49.079
it is uh it is not great so she uh spends the

01:24:49.079 --> 01:24:52.479
next like every time we pan back to her horrified

01:24:52.479 --> 01:24:54.479
at what she's become and kind of wanting to die

01:24:54.479 --> 01:25:03.399
it's rough so yeah this is not great And he says

01:25:03.399 --> 01:25:05.239
that he turned her because he's grown quite attached

01:25:05.239 --> 01:25:10.220
to her and wanted her by his side. Between the

01:25:10.220 --> 01:25:14.020
lover and parental implications of turning someone

01:25:14.020 --> 01:25:16.640
to vampirism, make of that what you will. Krieger's

01:25:16.640 --> 01:25:20.180
a bad guy. Interpret what he meant how you will.

01:25:21.619 --> 01:25:24.119
I think someone did clarify, is it Drachenhoff?

01:25:24.520 --> 01:25:29.640
Oh, Drachenhoff, yeah. Drachenfels is a different

01:25:29.640 --> 01:25:32.560
mess. Thank you, angry homunculus. Thank you

01:25:32.560 --> 01:25:36.920
for catching that flub. Cut back to the main

01:25:36.920 --> 01:25:39.859
crew, and Gabriela informs Felix that she's a

01:25:39.859 --> 01:25:42.899
vampire. The one who sired Krieger, in fact.

01:25:43.500 --> 01:25:46.119
So she also has a vested interest in stopping

01:25:46.119 --> 01:25:51.260
them. Felix is horrified when she finds out,

01:25:51.279 --> 01:25:54.239
is waiting for either her or one of her underlings

01:25:54.239 --> 01:25:58.560
to just kill him. She doesn't. She... She has

01:25:58.560 --> 01:26:00.939
a vested interest in not being mind -controlled

01:26:00.939 --> 01:26:08.399
by her kid. So he informs Max, who reluctantly

01:26:08.399 --> 01:26:12.840
is like, I don't like this, but the other guy's

01:26:12.840 --> 01:26:15.119
got an artifact of Dagash, so I like that a lot

01:26:15.119 --> 01:26:19.880
less, so I guess we'll work together. And eventually

01:26:19.880 --> 01:26:25.579
they tell Gottrick, who more so agrees that we'll

01:26:25.579 --> 01:26:29.010
kill her later. I will kill her later. I will

01:26:29.010 --> 01:26:31.869
kill Krieger, and then I will kill her, and we

01:26:31.869 --> 01:26:34.590
will do things in that order. Rather tame for

01:26:34.590 --> 01:26:36.630
him, to be fair. It is quite tame. You know,

01:26:36.649 --> 01:26:38.989
we're five books in. Gatric II is mellowing out.

01:26:39.109 --> 01:26:41.470
He's learned to direct the violence in a certain

01:26:41.470 --> 01:26:44.109
direction by this point, instead of just hurricane.

01:26:45.430 --> 01:26:48.810
Massacre on the spot is the old him. Now he massacres

01:26:48.810 --> 01:26:52.340
on... on a timeline when he needs to. Select

01:26:52.340 --> 01:26:55.920
spots, yeah. He's got point A, point B, point

01:26:55.920 --> 01:27:08.340
C. He's learning. Character growth. Now they

01:27:08.340 --> 01:27:14.279
then learn Max's spell and whatnot. Krieger's

01:27:14.279 --> 01:27:16.859
at none other than Drakenhof itself. Like I said,

01:27:16.880 --> 01:27:18.840
the capital of the vampire accounts, basically.

01:27:19.199 --> 01:27:22.920
And they march out to meet him. As they start

01:27:22.920 --> 01:27:26.140
entering the city, the castle, they're ambushed

01:27:26.140 --> 01:27:28.239
by a bunch of Krieger's ghouls and more undead,

01:27:28.420 --> 01:27:34.659
which kills the no -ones, basically, like all

01:27:34.659 --> 01:27:37.119
those Kieselvite warriors Ivan brought with him.

01:27:38.239 --> 01:27:41.460
They're dead for the most part now. This was

01:27:41.460 --> 01:27:46.560
the way to thin the extra ranks. Max then responds

01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:49.119
by killing half of them with a single spell,

01:27:49.279 --> 01:27:51.500
because as I said, he is the goat. God bless

01:27:51.500 --> 01:27:55.939
you, Max Schreiber. And this is also one of those

01:27:55.939 --> 01:27:58.420
confusing moments where it's annoying, where

01:27:58.420 --> 01:28:00.880
you go, what kind of fucking wizard are you,

01:28:00.920 --> 01:28:03.600
Max? Because he makes a giant ball of light he

01:28:03.600 --> 01:28:06.960
can scry through and scan the passages, but it's

01:28:06.960 --> 01:28:09.720
also golden light specifically, so it's like,

01:28:09.760 --> 01:28:12.100
are you a gold wizard? Are you a light wizard?

01:28:12.359 --> 01:28:14.399
I think I might have read somewhere he was briefly

01:28:14.399 --> 01:28:17.159
a beast wizard, which is neither of those two

01:28:17.159 --> 01:28:22.500
things. So Max is all over the place. I think

01:28:22.500 --> 01:28:24.979
it's because, correct me if I'm wrong, in fantasy,

01:28:25.239 --> 01:28:30.539
when Teclis, Elf Boy, helped create the magic

01:28:30.539 --> 01:28:35.739
system for humans, it was more because humans

01:28:35.739 --> 01:28:38.939
couldn't... Elves could do multiple different

01:28:38.939 --> 01:28:42.039
laws of magic. because they're amazing, but humans

01:28:42.039 --> 01:28:45.140
couldn't necessarily always develop that level

01:28:45.140 --> 01:28:49.300
of talent. Theoretically, someone could be more

01:28:49.300 --> 01:28:52.000
than just a fire wizard or a beast wizard or

01:28:52.000 --> 01:28:54.880
an ambush or anything like that, but it would

01:28:54.880 --> 01:29:02.619
be incredibly difficult. Yeah. Improperly doing

01:29:02.619 --> 01:29:05.279
that, mixing winds of magic together like that

01:29:05.279 --> 01:29:09.100
is a way you can end up with dark magic, which

01:29:09.100 --> 01:29:13.579
is... How you go insane with mad power. Or just

01:29:13.579 --> 01:29:16.340
go regular insane. Or do the classic Psyker.

01:29:16.420 --> 01:29:20.039
I blew up into a demon portal thing. It could

01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:23.340
be that. And without too much spoilers. In the

01:29:23.340 --> 01:29:26.539
end times. Max kind of goes off the chain a little

01:29:26.539 --> 01:29:28.979
bit. With what a wizard as a human is able to

01:29:28.979 --> 01:29:31.680
do. But I think at this point. It might have

01:29:31.680 --> 01:29:35.340
also just been some. Cross that line out. He's

01:29:35.340 --> 01:29:39.460
a this wizard now. Or it might have been. it

01:29:39.460 --> 01:29:41.500
was written quite a while ago to the point in

01:29:41.500 --> 01:29:43.300
which they hadn't a lot of these things maybe

01:29:43.300 --> 01:29:47.000
weren't as established or the supposed like colleges

01:29:47.000 --> 01:29:51.460
it's like bro you have a um a talent for uh the

01:29:51.460 --> 01:29:53.819
law of metal you're basically gonna only learn

01:29:53.819 --> 01:29:56.319
how to do that one but i guess depending on the

01:29:56.319 --> 01:29:59.140
wizard if they knew how to do something low level

01:29:59.140 --> 01:30:01.560
and something else it's like you know fuck it

01:30:01.560 --> 01:30:04.640
you know i mean fireball like like in dnd effort

01:30:04.640 --> 01:30:07.479
fireball in the middle of the room just go for

01:30:07.479 --> 01:30:10.449
it I do kind of like how the wizards in the setting

01:30:10.449 --> 01:30:13.210
are just kind of like career advisors was like,

01:30:13.289 --> 01:30:15.229
I think it makes the most sense you specialize

01:30:15.229 --> 01:30:19.189
in this type of magic rather than doing too many.

01:30:19.270 --> 01:30:20.989
Because if you want a career as a wizard, you've

01:30:20.989 --> 01:30:22.850
got to pick one. You've got to master one of

01:30:22.850 --> 01:30:26.609
them. Come on. I mean, it is a college. Beyond

01:30:26.609 --> 01:30:33.210
All Out, it is the colleges of magic. Tuition

01:30:33.210 --> 01:30:38.170
is good. Tuition is free, but if you don't apply,

01:30:38.329 --> 01:30:41.630
you're an unsanctioned witch. Tuition or death.

01:30:43.010 --> 01:30:45.529
Tuition or Victor Saltzpire is knocking on your

01:30:45.529 --> 01:30:49.770
door. Pick one. It's going to get toasty. Where's

01:30:49.770 --> 01:30:52.989
Mr. Beast, my lookalike, who's going to come

01:30:52.989 --> 01:30:55.909
in and be like, where's the Amazon show for colleges

01:30:55.909 --> 01:31:02.050
of magic? But... I trapped a wizard of each college

01:31:02.050 --> 01:31:05.659
in this room for 24 hours. But every course,

01:31:05.699 --> 01:31:08.439
we just throw a ball at a thing, because that's

01:31:08.439 --> 01:31:11.500
all we can do, throw a ball at a thing. God,

01:31:11.539 --> 01:31:15.260
Squid Game's too crazy. Squid Game. I know you,

01:31:15.340 --> 01:31:19.039
Squid Game. But I watch someone talk about it,

01:31:19.079 --> 01:31:20.560
and it's just like, throw the ball near the thing,

01:31:20.680 --> 01:31:22.100
and then use the ball, and throw it. It's like,

01:31:22.159 --> 01:31:25.100
there's too many balls in this show. Have some

01:31:25.100 --> 01:31:29.100
imagination. Come on. I spent 38 hours locked

01:31:29.100 --> 01:31:31.520
in a room with Thanquil, and this is what happened.

01:31:33.770 --> 01:31:36.550
I trapped everyone in a room with Mortarion and

01:31:36.550 --> 01:31:40.130
the last person to leave before they throw up

01:31:40.130 --> 01:31:47.289
wins. I forced the lead team of GW to read the

01:31:47.289 --> 01:31:50.510
entire End Times books in one sitting and this

01:31:50.510 --> 01:31:53.189
is what happened. Spoiler alert, they hated it.

01:31:57.590 --> 01:32:00.930
Yeah, so again, Max the Goat. God, he's cool.

01:32:01.069 --> 01:32:03.800
He's a cool dude. The main cast finishes the

01:32:03.800 --> 01:32:06.960
rest. And eventually, they even manage to find

01:32:06.960 --> 01:32:10.039
Ulrica, but they naturally take one look at her

01:32:10.039 --> 01:32:15.359
and are horrified. Snorri and Gotrek, they are,

01:32:15.380 --> 01:32:19.520
at the end of the day, still dwarves. But they

01:32:19.520 --> 01:32:24.939
at least resolve to make her death quick. Which...

01:32:24.939 --> 01:32:31.079
Arguably a mercy, given she's a vampire now.

01:32:31.899 --> 01:32:34.720
uh but felix doesn't have it in him to let that

01:32:34.720 --> 01:32:36.680
happen so felix prevents them and all workers

01:32:36.680 --> 01:32:39.960
able to escape uh she also one point comes across

01:32:39.960 --> 01:32:42.340
her father right as the final battle is starting

01:32:42.340 --> 01:32:49.779
uh and uh nearly by this point when she's face

01:32:49.779 --> 01:32:51.960
to face with her father she was like if any if

01:32:51.960 --> 01:32:54.979
i'm gonna die i want my dad to kill me said this

01:32:54.979 --> 01:32:59.199
is like a very sad moment but then his like her

01:32:59.199 --> 01:33:02.079
father is also like sitting there, just like,

01:33:02.140 --> 01:33:06.880
it's my baby girl. I can't kill her. It's really

01:33:06.880 --> 01:33:10.500
just a sad moment, where they're both just staring

01:33:10.500 --> 01:33:13.439
at each other, and he's slowly raising his axe.

01:33:14.079 --> 01:33:17.079
Clearly, she's a vampire. He knows what he has

01:33:17.079 --> 01:33:19.260
to do, but he's also like, that's my daughter.

01:33:21.300 --> 01:33:24.439
Unfortunately for him, though, as this is happening,

01:33:24.579 --> 01:33:27.060
Krieger starts using more of the eye, bringing

01:33:27.060 --> 01:33:31.479
both Gabriela and Ulrica under his sway. as well

01:33:31.479 --> 01:33:33.760
as a whole lot of undead bats, which unfortunately

01:33:33.760 --> 01:33:38.619
jump Ivan and kill him, which Ulrika's dad dies

01:33:38.619 --> 01:33:45.000
in front of her eyes, and... Ugh. The bats, no

01:33:45.000 --> 01:33:48.699
less. To be fair, they're the Warhammer vampire

01:33:48.699 --> 01:33:53.079
bats, which is... They're a big dog size, aren't

01:33:53.079 --> 01:33:56.399
they? They're like the size of a person. This

01:33:56.399 --> 01:33:59.500
is like, what is it, the Tibetan mastiff -sized

01:33:59.500 --> 01:34:05.569
bat. Jesus Christ. This is not, you know, Scooby

01:34:05.569 --> 01:34:07.890
-Doo, oh, the vampire, you know, the bat scared

01:34:07.890 --> 01:34:12.010
the funny dog. It's that bat stole a cow. It's

01:34:12.010 --> 01:34:15.449
like a kangaroo bat. He definitely couldn't take

01:34:15.449 --> 01:34:19.729
it. It's the image of the cow being lifted away,

01:34:19.930 --> 01:34:25.279
kind of nonplussed. Alright, while I'm thinking

01:34:25.279 --> 01:34:27.659
about that, my friend was telling me stories,

01:34:27.819 --> 01:34:29.840
like, that there were records of a bird in medieval

01:34:29.840 --> 01:34:31.899
times that was big enough to just steal people.

01:34:32.239 --> 01:34:38.760
Has anyone read that? No. No. I think it wasn't

01:34:38.760 --> 01:34:45.000
someone dressed as a bird. No, it wasn't. There

01:34:45.000 --> 01:34:46.100
might have been a thing, like, there was, like,

01:34:46.119 --> 01:34:48.199
a vulture or something like that. There was,

01:34:48.220 --> 01:34:50.000
like, a vulture on the walk. What are those?

01:34:50.159 --> 01:34:52.859
Or it's, like... Tales of, like, harpies from,

01:34:52.920 --> 01:34:54.819
like, The Witcher, where it's, like, a bat woman

01:34:54.819 --> 01:34:59.340
creature. It might be a thing where, like, some

01:34:59.340 --> 01:35:02.920
species went extinct not as long ago, but there

01:35:02.920 --> 01:35:05.159
may be, like, things where they found small child

01:35:05.159 --> 01:35:10.579
bones in, like, nests of things. I do like the

01:35:10.579 --> 01:35:13.000
idea that just humans just went, right, I've

01:35:13.000 --> 01:35:15.520
had enough of this. Just throw them into extinction.

01:35:15.520 --> 01:35:20.300
All right, birds. Warning. No more of that. Stop

01:35:20.300 --> 01:35:22.800
evolving like that. Fuck it. Let's beat up some

01:35:22.800 --> 01:35:29.739
dogs. Jesus. So now, like, Mr. Krieger's taking

01:35:29.739 --> 01:35:33.880
control. I assume the castle is basically...

01:35:33.880 --> 01:35:36.659
There's no big dog other than him at the time.

01:35:36.699 --> 01:35:41.119
Yeah. He does start, like, animating suits of

01:35:41.119 --> 01:35:43.500
undead armor and, you know, the classic undead

01:35:43.500 --> 01:35:46.060
that make up a Warhammer fantasy vampire army.

01:35:46.779 --> 01:35:50.359
But at the moment, Vlad's been dead for a while.

01:35:50.500 --> 01:35:54.279
Same with Isabella. Manfred, I think he's also

01:35:54.279 --> 01:35:58.119
dead at this point in time. He's not around.

01:35:59.439 --> 01:36:02.720
He's currently sinking somewhere into a mud pit.

01:36:04.739 --> 01:36:10.239
He's busy. He's got things taken up to worry

01:36:10.239 --> 01:36:16.479
about. It's just Krieger at the moment. Closest

01:36:16.479 --> 01:36:18.239
thing to a head honcho in the vampire accounts.

01:36:18.439 --> 01:36:22.260
But even he's no flab by any stretch of the imagination.

01:36:22.640 --> 01:36:26.340
But still a vampire in Warhammer. Still a very

01:36:26.340 --> 01:36:30.380
big threat. So as all the animated suits of armor

01:36:30.380 --> 01:36:33.060
and minions and monsters he has start attacking,

01:36:33.279 --> 01:36:37.199
the two forces fight. And while he's fighting,

01:36:37.279 --> 01:36:39.880
again, he is fighting Godric, who's holding an

01:36:39.880 --> 01:36:43.779
axe forged by a god. Intensely magical axe. it's

01:36:43.779 --> 01:36:47.460
distracting enough and dwarfs are inherently

01:36:47.460 --> 01:36:50.159
anti -magical each of them is kind of like a

01:36:50.159 --> 01:36:56.560
a mini blank where they can't just ignore lightning

01:36:56.560 --> 01:36:59.159
completely when you shoot it out of your fingers

01:36:59.159 --> 01:37:01.699
at them like palpatine but it hurts a lot less

01:37:01.699 --> 01:37:04.420
than if you or me did that or well suffered from

01:37:04.420 --> 01:37:09.789
that so he starts losing some distraction which

01:37:09.789 --> 01:37:12.310
allows Ulrica Gabriela to shake off his influence

01:37:12.310 --> 01:37:15.289
for just long enough to fight a bit and distract

01:37:15.289 --> 01:37:19.869
Krieger for his demise to come through. His demise,

01:37:19.890 --> 01:37:24.029
which comes in the form of Snorri Nosebiter riding

01:37:24.029 --> 01:37:28.329
a chandelier down on top of him. Oh, yes. Crushing

01:37:28.329 --> 01:37:32.369
him to death. And then one of the last lines

01:37:32.369 --> 01:37:35.949
of the book before we go back to the sad epilogue

01:37:35.949 --> 01:37:38.310
chapter is Snorri going, did Snorri get him?

01:37:39.689 --> 01:37:41.750
I can't remember if it was Gotrek or Felix who

01:37:41.750 --> 01:37:45.890
said, yes, Snorri, you got him. Oh, bruh. You

01:37:45.890 --> 01:37:48.989
know, is there anything more satisfying than

01:37:48.989 --> 01:37:52.909
a villain dying under a chandelier? Especially

01:37:52.909 --> 01:37:57.529
if it's a shiny one that's really big. You know,

01:37:57.550 --> 01:38:01.329
in the Age of Stigma Gotrek book, obviously this

01:38:01.329 --> 01:38:04.289
is not spoiling anything for everybody, but it's

01:38:04.289 --> 01:38:08.979
a new, whole new universe. none of the characters

01:38:08.979 --> 01:38:11.939
continue other than gold trek um but he actually

01:38:11.939 --> 01:38:17.300
talks like the ghost of snorri in his in um age

01:38:17.300 --> 01:38:23.779
of sigmar you keep seeing him and he's like he

01:38:23.779 --> 01:38:26.100
literally is like you know oh you again because

01:38:26.100 --> 01:38:33.729
he's kind of like yes It's in a way where he's

01:38:33.729 --> 01:38:35.890
Godric. He will never admit he just cares for

01:38:35.890 --> 01:38:38.550
someone. But he keeps sneaking Snorri's ghosts

01:38:38.550 --> 01:38:40.010
out because they're in the realm of the dead.

01:38:40.810 --> 01:38:43.590
And Snorri even mentions that he's seen Max and

01:38:43.590 --> 01:38:50.829
Ulrica. Someone got a happy afterlife. Although

01:38:50.829 --> 01:38:52.850
Snorri might just be happy because he's too stupid

01:38:52.850 --> 01:38:57.050
to be sad. In death, anyways. God knows he's

01:38:57.050 --> 01:38:59.590
not that stupid in these books when we get to

01:38:59.590 --> 01:39:04.770
those bits. Nose biter is a hell of a epithet.

01:39:07.010 --> 01:39:11.510
There's worse things to bite, I suppose. Snorri

01:39:11.510 --> 01:39:19.329
crotch biter. Toe nibbler. He died as he lived.

01:39:20.989 --> 01:39:30.670
Inconvenient. I will brook no slander. for snoring

01:39:30.670 --> 01:39:33.569
nose biter. You shut your mouth. I meant someone

01:39:33.569 --> 01:39:37.390
in general. Chaos Lord is like Golfang, you know,

01:39:37.409 --> 01:39:49.430
toe biter. He died annoying people. So they managed

01:39:49.430 --> 01:39:52.409
to, they chandeliered him. Yeah, they chandeliered

01:39:52.409 --> 01:39:54.550
him. Gotrek, you know, hit him with an axe just

01:39:54.550 --> 01:39:57.170
for good measure. You can never be too sure a

01:39:57.170 --> 01:40:00.939
vampire's dead. They come back with alarming

01:40:00.939 --> 01:40:03.979
frequency. Can I give a shout -out to a comment

01:40:03.979 --> 01:40:11.760
that someone made by Volkai Main, who says, Nosebiter,

01:40:11.979 --> 01:40:14.840
I hardly knew her. Thank you, brother. That is

01:40:14.840 --> 01:40:19.500
a good comment. Appreciate that. I deeply appreciate

01:40:19.500 --> 01:40:24.560
that. But then, yeah, after Snorri's fun little

01:40:24.560 --> 01:40:34.369
goof, Jeez, brain short -circuited a bit. They

01:40:34.369 --> 01:40:37.250
go back. Gabriela and Ulrica have kind of, you

01:40:37.250 --> 01:40:41.930
know... Gabriela says that you are in no condition

01:40:41.930 --> 01:40:45.310
to fight me right now. Which, after the big battle

01:40:45.310 --> 01:40:46.649
with the vampire and all the minions, they're

01:40:46.649 --> 01:40:50.609
kind of right. Even though, God knows, Godric

01:40:50.609 --> 01:40:52.550
and Snorri would sure be willing to fight. After

01:40:52.550 --> 01:40:55.670
all, a death wish is a death wish. But they convince,

01:40:55.829 --> 01:40:59.520
you know, Max, Felix, that maybe... Let's just

01:40:59.520 --> 01:41:02.720
part ways. Let's just take a truce. Gabrielle

01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:06.939
will take Ulrica as her protege and train her

01:41:06.939 --> 01:41:09.739
in vampirism. It should be noted that I should

01:41:09.739 --> 01:41:13.039
have said this earlier, but Krieger and Gabrielle

01:41:13.039 --> 01:41:16.340
are Lamian vampires. So they're the least problematic

01:41:16.340 --> 01:41:18.960
vampires. They don't like making waves. They're

01:41:18.960 --> 01:41:23.340
the vampire Illuminati. They're more of the pull

01:41:23.340 --> 01:41:26.079
the strings from behind the scenes kind of vampires,

01:41:26.260 --> 01:41:28.939
which if nothing else. Yeah. They're not von

01:41:28.939 --> 01:41:30.960
Karstein -ing it where they're rampaging through

01:41:30.960 --> 01:41:35.039
your town with undead hordes. They're not going

01:41:35.039 --> 01:41:39.479
to destabilize your country through axes and

01:41:39.479 --> 01:41:41.399
swords. They're going to just crash your economy

01:41:41.399 --> 01:41:46.079
in the distance. Oh, how dare you! Tariffs! How

01:41:46.079 --> 01:41:52.260
dare you! Lamians don't usually have male vampires.

01:41:52.279 --> 01:41:55.319
They don't. That was something a little odd about

01:41:55.319 --> 01:41:57.100
Krieger, which is also why he was a little bit

01:41:57.100 --> 01:42:00.500
bitter towards Gabriella. Lamian men are not

01:42:00.500 --> 01:42:06.659
treated terribly well. But, yeah, so she'll take

01:42:06.659 --> 01:42:09.579
Ulrica, and because she's a Lamian, I mean, they

01:42:09.579 --> 01:42:11.020
even, a lot of the time, they go out of their

01:42:11.020 --> 01:42:13.239
way to not drink blood lethally. They'll just

01:42:13.239 --> 01:42:14.720
need to take a little sip, take a little bit

01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:21.819
off the top. Just a little neat. Lamians are

01:42:21.819 --> 01:42:24.279
cool vampires. They'll help defend against chaos,

01:42:24.439 --> 01:42:28.199
too. Because, you know, how am I going to drink

01:42:28.199 --> 01:42:30.500
all this blood if corn's spread out all over

01:42:30.500 --> 01:42:33.180
the walls? How am I going to drink this blood?

01:42:33.220 --> 01:42:38.720
Nurgle's giving it syphilis. Yeah. Exactly. Or

01:42:38.720 --> 01:42:41.840
Slaanesh has also given it syphilis. It's like

01:42:41.840 --> 01:42:43.640
the Ogryns, where they're like, oh, we won't

01:42:43.640 --> 01:42:46.630
eat these people because... the food makes more

01:42:46.630 --> 01:42:49.829
food, so that makes sense. It's exactly the same,

01:42:49.890 --> 01:42:51.930
just a different stuff. Don't eat the shell.

01:42:52.430 --> 01:42:55.930
They do see human as cattle, so it's a pretty

01:42:55.930 --> 01:43:01.649
good comparison. So, there is a... There is some

01:43:01.649 --> 01:43:06.409
tearful goodbyes about, you know, the Ulrica

01:43:06.409 --> 01:43:09.890
leaving. You know, no one is leaving this situation

01:43:09.890 --> 01:43:13.869
happy. Except for Gabriella. She got herself

01:43:13.869 --> 01:43:16.210
a new protege that probably won't try and take

01:43:16.210 --> 01:43:18.210
an artifact of Gash to conquer the world with.

01:43:19.489 --> 01:43:24.189
Max and Felix and Ulrica are parting ways. She's

01:43:24.189 --> 01:43:27.210
now an undead. There's a lot of heartbreak going

01:43:27.210 --> 01:43:30.829
on there. Snorri and Godric aren't exactly happy

01:43:30.829 --> 01:43:35.109
losing their friend. Godric is also not happy

01:43:35.109 --> 01:43:37.310
he's letting this undead abomination walk free.

01:43:40.100 --> 01:43:44.680
He is not afraid to tell you how he thinks. Vampire

01:43:44.680 --> 01:43:47.279
Slayer ends on that note. Rather less happy than

01:43:47.279 --> 01:43:50.680
the last book where the day is saved but it finally

01:43:50.680 --> 01:43:54.359
costs something. She's still kind of alive but

01:43:54.359 --> 01:43:58.680
not quite the same. She does get her own books,

01:43:58.760 --> 01:44:01.739
doesn't she? She does. I think she's got a trilogy

01:44:01.739 --> 01:44:06.579
which I have not read yet. I've heard mixed things

01:44:06.579 --> 01:44:11.710
about it. Well, she has an omnibus. It might

01:44:11.710 --> 01:44:14.130
be difficult because a lot of the things that

01:44:14.130 --> 01:44:16.390
make a character interesting for her might be

01:44:16.390 --> 01:44:18.409
the fact that she interacts with Godric and Felix,

01:44:18.729 --> 01:44:20.229
and I'm guessing they don't really appear in

01:44:20.229 --> 01:44:23.750
the books for her. Not much. She does, I will

01:44:23.750 --> 01:44:26.409
say, a little... Not really a spoiler, more of

01:44:26.409 --> 01:44:28.010
a forewarning, because she did kind of just walk

01:44:28.010 --> 01:44:30.329
off here. They didn't kill her. She does make

01:44:30.329 --> 01:44:32.829
a couple appearances again in the future. So

01:44:32.829 --> 01:44:35.810
she's not gone, but she's not really part of

01:44:35.810 --> 01:44:41.300
the party anymore. With that, there is one short

01:44:41.300 --> 01:44:44.020
story, if you don't mind me briefly going through

01:44:44.020 --> 01:44:46.560
it, as part of this omnibus where these books

01:44:46.560 --> 01:44:51.640
are written, about our good pal Snorri. And this

01:44:51.640 --> 01:44:55.239
is the first of where you learn, I don't like

01:44:55.239 --> 01:44:57.859
Snorri's point of view, because I'm sad when

01:44:57.859 --> 01:45:01.539
I'm reading it. Because it starts with, Snorri

01:45:01.539 --> 01:45:04.920
is with a group of knights, right? It's him and

01:45:04.920 --> 01:45:10.039
another slayer. Where Snorri is the last person

01:45:10.039 --> 01:45:12.859
you'd think have a deep thought, but he does.

01:45:13.020 --> 01:45:15.399
As he's traveling with these knights and these

01:45:15.399 --> 01:45:20.220
slayer, they're after this cask, like these cask

01:45:20.220 --> 01:45:23.779
of vintage wine, vintage winters, some fancy

01:45:23.779 --> 01:45:29.479
stuff on a quest. One of the other slayers is...

01:45:30.760 --> 01:45:32.579
very loud and bombastic. He's like, I'm going

01:45:32.579 --> 01:45:34.600
to get my death and I'm going to kill a bajillion

01:45:34.600 --> 01:45:36.260
trolls on the way out. And we were the coolest

01:45:36.260 --> 01:45:38.960
guy ever. And story just goes, ah, he's one of

01:45:38.960 --> 01:45:42.619
those stupid slayers that seeks their death rather

01:45:42.619 --> 01:45:44.939
than just waiting for it to come. And it'll happen

01:45:44.939 --> 01:45:47.960
when it happens, which is might be the most mellow

01:45:47.960 --> 01:45:50.859
attitude a dwarf has ever had. And then you get

01:45:50.859 --> 01:45:54.119
hit with the line of Snorri wishes he had alcohol.

01:45:54.239 --> 01:45:56.340
Cause Snorri doesn't like when he's sober. Cause

01:45:56.340 --> 01:46:04.720
then he remembers. Oh, Mindy, you want to give

01:46:04.720 --> 01:46:09.140
him a hug? It is a lot of an action -based story.

01:46:09.319 --> 01:46:11.520
They fight some, I believe, I think it was some

01:46:11.520 --> 01:46:16.880
night goblins. Snorri, it's kind of like Felix,

01:46:17.079 --> 01:46:18.899
where you don't really appreciate how strong

01:46:18.899 --> 01:46:21.199
Snorri is because he's standing next to Godric.

01:46:22.260 --> 01:46:24.640
Snorri is cutting heads off left, right, and

01:46:24.640 --> 01:46:26.600
center of this book. I'm pretty sure he annihilates

01:46:26.600 --> 01:46:32.260
a troll. It's not too much of a discussion. Again,

01:46:32.279 --> 01:46:34.600
it's a very short story. It's called A Cask of

01:46:34.600 --> 01:46:36.300
Winters, I would advise anyone to read it themselves.

01:46:37.119 --> 01:46:39.779
But it's a fun adventure with Snorri. He also

01:46:39.779 --> 01:46:42.579
has a moment where he's got some teeth where

01:46:42.579 --> 01:46:45.500
one of them calls Snorri stupid. And then his

01:46:45.500 --> 01:46:48.779
dopey grin is just that it's like off his face

01:46:48.779 --> 01:46:52.060
and he goes, only Snorri's friends can call Snorri

01:46:52.060 --> 01:47:00.500
stupid. You aren't Snorri's friends. Not too

01:47:00.500 --> 01:47:03.340
much about it. I would implore you all to read

01:47:03.340 --> 01:47:05.840
that story. If nothing else, it's a short story.

01:47:05.939 --> 01:47:12.239
You can read it in 20 minutes tops. I would advise

01:47:12.239 --> 01:47:16.859
you read it. It is very good and sad. Snorri

01:47:16.859 --> 01:47:18.619
fight scene. You don't get a lot of those. It's

01:47:18.619 --> 01:47:20.479
kind of like that one Caiaphas Kane story where

01:47:20.479 --> 01:47:22.880
Jürgen's just doing his own thing. A little short

01:47:22.880 --> 01:47:27.090
story. It's Snorri and his own adventure. The

01:47:27.090 --> 01:47:29.930
way you were saying about the fighting, it was

01:47:29.930 --> 01:47:33.770
like, imagine a blazing fire, but then you compared

01:47:33.770 --> 01:47:40.470
that to the sun. Yeah, okay. Sure, a forest fire

01:47:40.470 --> 01:47:43.789
isn't quite as hot as the sun, but, you know,

01:47:43.989 --> 01:47:48.510
hot enough for you, buddy. With that one, though,

01:47:48.630 --> 01:47:52.329
we think we have a few more donors, I think?

01:47:53.069 --> 01:47:55.880
Yeah. Yeah, a few more donos just to say thank

01:47:55.880 --> 01:48:02.239
you, boys. Oh, wow. 20 euros from RT23. Recently

01:48:02.239 --> 01:48:04.500
found out you guys have this collab channel and

01:48:04.500 --> 01:48:06.420
I've been loving the contrast each of you provide

01:48:06.420 --> 01:48:09.600
to all the topics. Have some euro dollars. Yes,

01:48:09.680 --> 01:48:12.479
yes. Yes, yes. Thank you very much, man. I really

01:48:12.479 --> 01:48:17.520
appreciate that. Raw666. Hello, Raw, who donated

01:48:17.520 --> 01:48:20.779
10 bucks. Who gets more killed in the following

01:48:20.779 --> 01:48:24.180
categories? Skaven, Dwarves, Humans, Chaos, and

01:48:24.180 --> 01:48:27.359
all four combined. Gattrek, Malachi, or Thanquil?

01:48:27.539 --> 01:48:30.399
We can add Felix, but I'm not sure he fouls behind.

01:48:31.500 --> 01:48:38.300
I think by pure volume... Oh, God. Probably Thanquil.

01:48:38.359 --> 01:48:40.840
No, if you're including Age of Sigmar, it's Thanquil,

01:48:40.859 --> 01:48:42.899
because he accidentally flooded all of Skaven

01:48:42.899 --> 01:48:46.479
Blight. Happens to the best of us. Accidentally.

01:48:47.359 --> 01:48:49.060
Oh, it was an accident because he's an idiot.

01:48:49.619 --> 01:48:53.180
Yeah. Nothing malicious. He just, like, killed

01:48:53.180 --> 01:48:55.520
a bajillion things. A bajillion scatons. He killed

01:48:55.520 --> 01:48:59.720
scatons. Two bucks. Nagash jump scare warning.

01:49:00.180 --> 01:49:05.600
Nagash is in your walls. He's always there. Yeah.

01:49:06.079 --> 01:49:09.279
Body cop. Thank you for the five bucks. Vampire

01:49:09.279 --> 01:49:12.500
Slayer's villain is such a 17 urban edgy nihilist

01:49:12.500 --> 01:49:14.899
levels of compelling. Annoying and satisfying

01:49:14.899 --> 01:49:20.250
to see finally end. Yeah, that's also part of

01:49:20.250 --> 01:49:22.029
why I was a bit quicker with Vampire Slayer,

01:49:22.149 --> 01:49:26.130
because Krieger's interest is giving me vampire

01:49:26.130 --> 01:49:30.350
lore and what he does with Ulrica. Krieger himself,

01:49:30.529 --> 01:49:34.329
I look at every other vampire character and I'm

01:49:34.329 --> 01:49:37.029
like, damn, you are so much more interesting

01:49:37.029 --> 01:49:43.350
than he is. That's why I got chandeliered. Raw

01:49:43.350 --> 01:49:46.979
66. Again, for 10 bucks. Thank you so much, man.

01:49:47.119 --> 01:49:50.640
Thank you. I think a humans can only use one

01:49:50.640 --> 01:49:53.920
magic at a time for you need centuries to master

01:49:53.920 --> 01:49:56.680
the winds to figure out how to mix them. Nothing

01:49:56.680 --> 01:49:58.640
says they cannot change schools, but it takes

01:49:58.640 --> 01:50:04.560
time to not die. Yeah. In theory, it could happen,

01:50:04.659 --> 01:50:07.520
but like high elf wizard training is the kind

01:50:07.520 --> 01:50:11.060
of thing that, yeah, it takes centuries. So it's

01:50:11.060 --> 01:50:15.489
in theory, they could. We do not have a long

01:50:15.489 --> 01:50:17.729
enough lifespan to do that, which is why I'm

01:50:17.729 --> 01:50:20.210
pretty sure it's like retconning with max changing

01:50:20.210 --> 01:50:23.630
schools at first. Or it might be, it could be

01:50:23.630 --> 01:50:27.069
like how it's very, very done in, I think I can

01:50:27.069 --> 01:50:29.630
think of like Balthazar using, you know, obviously

01:50:29.630 --> 01:50:31.750
he has law of metal, but then he delves into

01:50:31.750 --> 01:50:36.470
necromancy slightly. I, that's a bit different.

01:50:37.470 --> 01:50:40.229
Necromancy is, yeah, it's not a wind. It is theoretically,

01:50:40.229 --> 01:50:42.670
I think any wizard could become a necromancer.

01:50:43.039 --> 01:50:46.760
like Sienna in Vermintide, because it's a bit

01:50:46.760 --> 01:50:50.680
different of a magical school. It's the perversion

01:50:50.680 --> 01:50:53.300
of magic. Yeah, it's like going back to, like

01:50:53.300 --> 01:50:56.800
I said, dark magic, where it's dark magic, it's

01:50:56.800 --> 01:51:00.779
evil. The name is as it implies. It's not chaos.

01:51:00.899 --> 01:51:04.520
It's not like the College of... It's not like

01:51:04.520 --> 01:51:05.960
the College of Winterhold, where it's just like,

01:51:06.079 --> 01:51:08.460
I've never seen you cast a spell in my life.

01:51:09.220 --> 01:51:13.359
Archmage. Oh, okay. Cool. You actually need to

01:51:13.359 --> 01:51:15.319
be a wizard to go to the Colleges of Magic. There's

01:51:15.319 --> 01:51:18.539
no sword and boarding your way through that.

01:51:20.079 --> 01:51:27.039
No. Thank you. Ulrica is actually a hybrid between

01:51:27.039 --> 01:51:34.699
Lamian and Von Karsten. Was it retconned? Like

01:51:34.699 --> 01:51:38.659
I said, I have not read her trilogy. probably

01:51:38.659 --> 01:51:40.520
i imagine they discuss it more in depth there

01:51:40.520 --> 01:51:43.279
uh it's predominantly lamian but there is also

01:51:43.279 --> 01:51:45.840
vampire lore where the bloodlines have been going

01:51:45.840 --> 01:51:50.039
on for so long that there are very few like relative

01:51:50.039 --> 01:51:52.260
to how many vampires exist in the world like

01:51:52.260 --> 01:51:57.079
pure one bloodline vampires uh through like mixing

01:51:57.079 --> 01:51:59.460
of bloodlines and stuff like that after long

01:51:59.460 --> 01:52:02.470
enough that's you'll usually be like, you're

01:52:02.470 --> 01:52:05.909
a Lamian. But, you know, you're like 85 % Lamian.

01:52:06.029 --> 01:52:07.710
A little bit of Von Karsten in there. Or, you

01:52:07.710 --> 01:52:10.250
know, you're a blood dragon. You're a real vicious

01:52:10.250 --> 01:52:12.289
blood dragon. There might be some Strigoi in

01:52:12.289 --> 01:52:17.789
you, buddy. Hmm. And the last one from Organoth.

01:52:18.170 --> 01:52:20.770
Oh, wait. We got another one from Organoth. We

01:52:20.770 --> 01:52:23.289
got two. Does Sinch usually troll the Skaven

01:52:23.289 --> 01:52:27.329
like Fankor's lackey? I don't think he needs

01:52:27.329 --> 01:52:29.130
to troll the Skaven because the horned rat does

01:52:29.130 --> 01:52:34.289
that enough himself. You can leave the Skaven

01:52:34.289 --> 01:52:38.029
alone and they'll... Do it themselves. Yeah.

01:52:38.529 --> 01:52:41.750
They'll stand on the proverbial rake every chance

01:52:41.750 --> 01:52:47.430
they get. Whack! Ow! Organoth for two bucks again.

01:52:47.529 --> 01:52:49.750
Thank you for the ask. Is vampire dark magic

01:52:49.750 --> 01:52:56.829
more pure chaos magic? Not quite. It's so...

01:52:57.680 --> 01:53:00.659
Magic comes from the realm of chaos. It enters

01:53:00.659 --> 01:53:05.479
into the world as dark magic and then splits

01:53:05.479 --> 01:53:08.180
into the eight winds of magic. So dark magic

01:53:08.180 --> 01:53:12.819
isn't like pure chaos, but it's like the step

01:53:12.819 --> 01:53:18.699
below. So you're getting close. Which I imagine

01:53:18.699 --> 01:53:24.340
in most fantasy factions, whatever version of

01:53:24.340 --> 01:53:27.340
their god that they worship. Even though there's

01:53:27.340 --> 01:53:29.380
probably multiple different societies that worship

01:53:29.380 --> 01:53:33.720
death, they channel the wind of death in a way

01:53:33.720 --> 01:53:36.359
in which it becomes less corrupting, but it's

01:53:36.359 --> 01:53:38.960
still obviously a danger because it's magic and

01:53:38.960 --> 01:53:41.180
you are leaving yourself open to what essentially

01:53:41.180 --> 01:53:46.239
is raw power flowing through a mortal form. I

01:53:46.239 --> 01:53:50.300
imagine that's probably it. A lot of it's more

01:53:50.300 --> 01:53:53.100
just people being able to handle it. Humans can't,

01:53:53.100 --> 01:54:01.340
again. Sorry. Eli's here. Says, today I sought

01:54:01.340 --> 01:54:03.760
my doom, in brackets, driver's license renewal,

01:54:03.979 --> 01:54:07.100
in the depths of a chaos fortress, the DMV, and

01:54:07.100 --> 01:54:09.100
battled many demons of sinch, AMA employees.

01:54:12.920 --> 01:54:21.730
Grungy's strongest warrior. Eli lives! Also,

01:54:21.730 --> 01:54:25.670
we got a $10 donation from MrB92. No message.

01:54:25.729 --> 01:54:27.029
Thank you very much. If there's anything you

01:54:27.029 --> 01:54:30.409
want to say, MrB92, we'll read something out,

01:54:30.510 --> 01:54:35.210
but appreciate that very much. Andy, do we have

01:54:35.210 --> 01:54:37.390
anything else? Sorry, Colin, is there anything

01:54:37.390 --> 01:54:42.550
I missed? I'm just going to say for next time,

01:54:42.689 --> 01:54:46.590
this was the end of the third, or the second.

01:54:47.020 --> 01:54:49.680
omnibus of Gotrek and Felix books. Four more

01:54:49.680 --> 01:54:55.859
to go. But my next one has my favorite giant

01:54:55.859 --> 01:55:00.279
slayer where Gotrek and Felix go on a little

01:55:00.279 --> 01:55:07.819
journey with my husband. Question. How many omnibuses

01:55:07.819 --> 01:55:12.979
are there total? Six. Six. Plus Age of Sigmar.

01:55:13.319 --> 01:55:16.000
There's Age of Sigmar omnibuses as well for Gotrek.

01:55:16.580 --> 01:55:19.060
Gotrick and Felix is Warhammer Fantasy's version

01:55:19.060 --> 01:55:21.560
of the Horus Heresy, where GW is out of ideas.

01:55:21.720 --> 01:55:23.060
Alright, another one of these fucking things.

01:55:23.819 --> 01:55:26.680
I think that's coming to a conclusion. This is

01:55:26.680 --> 01:55:32.699
just adventure time. So, Bunny Cop for two bucks.

01:55:33.760 --> 01:55:39.279
Stomp, stomp. Andy, we have the question of the

01:55:39.279 --> 01:55:43.800
week, don't we? We had a previous question of

01:55:43.800 --> 01:55:47.619
your week. So the previous one... Hashtag Slanushi.

01:55:48.260 --> 01:55:53.720
Oh, no. It was for Empress children. So to start

01:55:53.720 --> 01:55:59.680
us off, Derosa Doodles. Hashtag Slanushi. I will

01:55:59.680 --> 01:56:02.819
fold harder than laundry if Slanesh made me Neferati's

01:56:02.819 --> 01:56:05.960
eternal boy toy. Would you believe me if I said

01:56:05.960 --> 01:56:09.500
that's also a Gatchik and Felix reference? Probably

01:56:09.500 --> 01:56:14.619
not intentionally, but... Wow. Wow. We've also

01:56:14.619 --> 01:56:16.880
got one from Mike, the Bretonnian Grail Knight.

01:56:17.079 --> 01:56:21.619
Oh, Mike, of course. Getting good in Ari lore,

01:56:21.859 --> 01:56:23.939
and or anything Bretonnia, of course. Had to

01:56:23.939 --> 01:56:29.439
slip in a bit of Bretonnia. Bro, me and Ari are

01:56:29.439 --> 01:56:33.319
so in the shit right now. He is Bretonnia's strongest

01:56:33.319 --> 01:56:36.699
servant. This man truly, in fact, we owe this

01:56:36.699 --> 01:56:40.279
man a Bretonnia episode, just because. Yeah,

01:56:40.340 --> 01:56:45.970
fantasy fireside, it exists. The only episode

01:56:45.970 --> 01:56:48.909
where Colin bails at the beginning and then Eli

01:56:48.909 --> 01:56:52.010
takes over, which is fun. Funny meme. Mike's

01:56:52.010 --> 01:56:56.170
a good boy. Yeah. Oh my God. And the last one

01:56:56.170 --> 01:56:59.470
from pay 188. So honestly getting GW off their

01:56:59.470 --> 01:57:01.829
fat asses and re -release the tactical blood

01:57:01.829 --> 01:57:04.569
angels. Cause I want Kazarian and I don't have

01:57:04.569 --> 01:57:06.630
a problem guys, please. I, and then it cuts off.

01:57:08.050 --> 01:57:12.510
I don't know. Like there's a lot of like, if

01:57:12.510 --> 01:57:15.590
things in Warhammer where people are like, oh,

01:57:15.609 --> 01:57:16.989
bring back this thing, bring back that thing.

01:57:17.250 --> 01:57:21.569
I just want new things. Like, I honestly, God

01:57:21.569 --> 01:57:25.829
forbid, if Logan Grimnaw, Marnius Calgar got

01:57:25.829 --> 01:57:29.630
it, I'm okay with that. Like, you know what I

01:57:29.630 --> 01:57:32.689
mean? Like Dante, he has to have a certain time

01:57:32.689 --> 01:57:34.869
when it happens, but like he can get it as well.

01:57:35.069 --> 01:57:37.170
But his whole thing is he's the poor suffering

01:57:37.170 --> 01:57:41.880
old man who's like. Oh, we've, like, hit Erasmus

01:57:41.880 --> 01:57:44.479
Tycho. Oh, look at this amazing Blood Angels

01:57:44.479 --> 01:57:48.979
captain. He's amazing. Oh, he's dead. Oh, well,

01:57:49.079 --> 01:57:52.460
check out Captain Leonatus. Oh, he's lost in

01:57:52.460 --> 01:57:55.539
the war forever. And it's just again and again,

01:57:55.619 --> 01:57:58.159
and that's his thing, that he's always, please,

01:57:58.159 --> 01:58:02.100
let me go. Yeah, I'm of the opinion, just let

01:58:02.100 --> 01:58:05.680
some characters die, man. It's okay. No, the

01:58:05.680 --> 01:58:09.350
only one we can kill off is... It's the farce,

01:58:09.350 --> 01:58:14.949
not the ethereal. I don't remember the stupid

01:58:14.949 --> 01:58:19.449
Dao's name. Eli, comment Goober's name. I don't

01:58:19.449 --> 01:58:24.069
remember his name. Hounvar? He's dead. Hounvar's

01:58:24.069 --> 01:58:27.289
dead. Hounvi is the one who's like, I have a

01:58:27.289 --> 01:58:30.689
spear. And that's Hounvi. He lives in his heart.

01:58:31.430 --> 01:58:33.630
With that being said, we do have a new question

01:58:33.630 --> 01:58:37.539
of the week, which is obviously, I guess, In

01:58:37.539 --> 01:58:40.640
line with what we've discussed today, boys, we

01:58:40.640 --> 01:58:44.100
want to ask, you know, who's your gotrek to your

01:58:44.100 --> 01:58:48.720
Felix? Who's your ride or die? Who is your duo?

01:58:49.060 --> 01:58:52.800
Hashtag ride. Hashtag ride or die. It could be.

01:58:53.220 --> 01:58:56.699
I mean, I know Colin. I mean, we all know Colin's

01:58:56.699 --> 01:59:00.939
pick. It's basically Teclis, but he really wants

01:59:00.939 --> 01:59:05.720
to say Marathi. Are we talking like? Romantically?

01:59:05.960 --> 01:59:08.520
Or are we talking platonic? We're talking like

01:59:08.520 --> 01:59:10.800
a friend who you can just go on adventures with.

01:59:11.020 --> 01:59:12.739
I would have thought Carl Franz would have been

01:59:12.739 --> 01:59:15.260
like, you and Carl just... Carl does adventure.

01:59:16.680 --> 01:59:22.479
Carl's adventure is paperwork. Who would I go

01:59:22.479 --> 01:59:25.380
on an adventure with Warhammer Fantasy? Who would

01:59:25.380 --> 01:59:27.840
be an adventure and not I'm the side character

01:59:27.840 --> 01:59:32.239
in your book? One of those is adventure. One

01:59:32.239 --> 01:59:34.729
of those is Ivan. I have a time limit on my life.

01:59:36.470 --> 01:59:39.489
I don't know. It's difficult. A lot of them,

01:59:39.510 --> 01:59:43.649
you'll just die. Yeah. I don't know much about

01:59:43.649 --> 01:59:44.970
this character, but I think he's really cool.

01:59:45.130 --> 01:59:46.729
If it was a character from any of the settings,

01:59:46.869 --> 01:59:49.189
I'd probably want to go on a journey with Hamilcar,

01:59:49.329 --> 01:59:51.069
Bear Eater. You know, I was actually about to

01:59:51.069 --> 01:59:54.550
say that. I was like, no one knows who he is,

01:59:54.630 --> 01:59:58.130
but he's quite a lark. I'm Hamilcar. He's a fun

01:59:58.130 --> 02:00:03.369
guy. He's the Ant -Man of Warhammer. I choose

02:00:03.369 --> 02:00:07.569
Hagar, although he's dead now, but I choose Hagar

02:00:07.569 --> 02:00:11.949
the fat space wolf. I'm not joking. He was the

02:00:11.949 --> 02:00:15.449
space wolf who he was so fat in his gut they

02:00:15.449 --> 02:00:20.369
had to alter his armour so he has a beer gut

02:00:20.369 --> 02:00:24.550
when he was a space wolf. I'm going to give you

02:00:24.550 --> 02:00:27.109
a good flashing. He's always got gravy stained

02:00:27.109 --> 02:00:30.210
in his beard. He's a little bit dumb but he was

02:00:30.210 --> 02:00:35.239
also very he's very kind to other space world

02:00:35.239 --> 02:00:38.279
guys he's very like chummy but uh he's also a

02:00:38.279 --> 02:00:41.180
hell of a hoot and to be fair he also throws

02:00:41.180 --> 02:00:44.159
a thunder hammer like a tomahawk but he does

02:00:44.159 --> 02:00:46.340
it like four but without the ability to just

02:00:46.340 --> 02:00:48.619
pull back it so he just just into a bunch of

02:00:48.619 --> 02:00:50.979
enemies and then he runs after it and like that's

02:00:50.979 --> 02:00:55.020
amazing he's great um there's one bit um it's

02:00:55.020 --> 02:00:58.819
the uh the book where it's because it's in ragnar

02:00:58.819 --> 02:01:00.979
black main books and they just meet randomly

02:01:00.979 --> 02:01:05.420
like the lost company of space wolves and they're

02:01:05.420 --> 02:01:07.000
all like you know their eyes are all glowing

02:01:07.000 --> 02:01:09.060
yellow because they're all like slightly wolfened

02:01:09.060 --> 02:01:11.840
up and then you know old space wolves meet new

02:01:11.840 --> 02:01:14.199
space wolves and then hagar takes out his little

02:01:14.199 --> 02:01:17.319
um flask and all this all the old space wolves

02:01:17.319 --> 02:01:21.579
go yo is that like mead they're like i haven't

02:01:21.579 --> 02:01:26.760
had meat in 30 000 years and then he's such a

02:01:26.760 --> 02:01:29.930
fat bastard he's like he really doesn't want

02:01:29.930 --> 02:01:32.550
to share mine but he's also like mine though

02:01:32.550 --> 02:01:35.010
oh man they like they really haven't had it he's

02:01:35.010 --> 02:01:36.989
like make sure you save some for me hands over

02:01:36.989 --> 02:01:40.529
the guy immediately downs it all it's like also

02:01:40.529 --> 02:01:44.109
also a william william king character as well

02:01:44.109 --> 02:01:48.840
so yeah um and he's introduced with his Him stepping

02:01:48.840 --> 02:01:51.140
out of his chambers, having put his foot through

02:01:51.140 --> 02:01:54.920
a keg of alcohol, and it stuck to his boot. Yeah,

02:01:54.979 --> 02:01:58.960
classic. He's just like me. My beloved Hagar.

02:02:00.399 --> 02:02:02.979
Who'd you pick, Andy? What did you say for your

02:02:02.979 --> 02:02:05.539
one? Probably Hamilcar, just because I think

02:02:05.539 --> 02:02:08.939
that'd be funny. I could be his version of Felix,

02:02:09.060 --> 02:02:10.539
where I'm like, I'm going to remembrance his

02:02:10.539 --> 02:02:12.979
deeds, and then even with that, people still

02:02:12.979 --> 02:02:14.659
would know who he was, and that'd be quite funny.

02:02:16.000 --> 02:02:18.500
Yeah, and he's cool. Colin, who did you say again?

02:02:19.859 --> 02:02:22.399
I'm thinking also Hamilcar, but failing that,

02:02:22.579 --> 02:02:29.380
I think Aliothra. She seems like a fun person

02:02:29.380 --> 02:02:34.119
to be around. Even the dwarves liked her. If

02:02:34.119 --> 02:02:36.279
you're that personable, yeah, I want to hang

02:02:36.279 --> 02:02:40.960
out with you. Fair enough. Although, preferably

02:02:40.960 --> 02:02:45.840
before she gets Amber alerted by Manfred. I don't

02:02:45.840 --> 02:02:48.819
want to be a part of that adventure. Yeesh. Oh

02:02:48.819 --> 02:02:53.899
my god. A message from Eli. The contract to my

02:02:53.899 --> 02:02:57.319
Felix is beef and rice. True. The amount of times

02:02:57.319 --> 02:03:01.220
we've seen him getting ready for a stream and

02:03:01.220 --> 02:03:04.859
he's there with his bowl just... Also, we also

02:03:04.859 --> 02:03:08.079
got one last donation from Waffle for two bucks.

02:03:08.340 --> 02:03:11.720
Thank you, brother. Jack Black with his top side.

02:03:12.860 --> 02:03:14.859
Thank you guys for all the donations to stream.

02:03:14.960 --> 02:03:16.880
Hope you guys enjoyed the part three of Godric

02:03:16.880 --> 02:03:20.779
and Felix. That's all. If you need context for

02:03:20.779 --> 02:03:24.140
the previous ones, that's part one and two. And

02:03:24.140 --> 02:03:26.039
obviously there'll be more to continue in the

02:03:26.039 --> 02:03:29.380
future. Got some more cool episodes of, you know,

02:03:29.399 --> 02:03:31.380
one more fantasy lore. I think we, you know,

02:03:31.380 --> 02:03:33.420
we'd all love it here. So we'll dip, you know,

02:03:33.420 --> 02:03:35.680
we're dipping into that as much as 40K and Horus

02:03:35.680 --> 02:03:39.189
Heresy. As Mike has clearly pointed out in chat,

02:03:39.350 --> 02:03:41.229
again, once again, thank you for being made this

02:03:41.229 --> 02:03:43.210
far. Please do like, subscribe, all that good

02:03:43.210 --> 02:03:46.109
stuff. Thank you, Mel, for reminding me, Mike.

02:03:46.149 --> 02:03:49.250
We do have merch. I'm wearing it and you're wearing

02:03:49.250 --> 02:03:52.310
it, yeah? Got some stuff you want as, like, you

02:03:52.310 --> 02:03:54.310
know, presents or anything, you know, just to

02:03:54.310 --> 02:03:56.789
show that you're a degenerate like us and you're

02:03:56.789 --> 02:03:59.229
a law criminal. And we also have the Discord

02:03:59.229 --> 02:04:01.789
as well. I'm sure you can check it out immediately

02:04:01.789 --> 02:04:04.149
to see the amount of memes that are making fun

02:04:04.149 --> 02:04:07.750
of how we all look. you know, sounds, tastes,

02:04:07.869 --> 02:04:09.710
smell, like all that good stuff, everything that's

02:04:09.710 --> 02:04:12.189
wrong with us. I've been told I am an abomination

02:04:12.189 --> 02:04:15.470
to society. Appreciate that. And, you know, there's

02:04:15.470 --> 02:04:18.770
no Christ bingo. That being said, thank you,

02:04:18.770 --> 02:04:21.010
especially Colin, who obviously did quite a bit

02:04:21.010 --> 02:04:23.250
of heavy lifting on the Godric and Felix law.

02:04:23.409 --> 02:04:26.939
Yeah. It was a pleasure to. hear more about the

02:04:26.939 --> 02:04:30.159
duo. Now you can go back to play Oblivion. Indeed.

02:04:30.399 --> 02:04:32.260
It's always a pleasure to yap, and I will go

02:04:32.260 --> 02:04:35.359
back to public announcement. Kill every mer you

02:04:35.359 --> 02:04:38.659
see. Erase them from Tamriel. Kill mer. Good

02:04:38.659 --> 02:04:42.140
fun. See you guys all in the next episode. Thank

02:04:42.140 --> 02:04:44.880
you guys so much. The question of the week was

02:04:44.880 --> 02:04:47.920
hashtag ride or die, and we'll see you guys all

02:04:47.920 --> 02:04:50.579
in the next one. Peace. Bye, everyone.