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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, it's Law Crimes,

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and in the truest sense... Oh, the music's still

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going. Crimes. Is it? I don't hear it. Are you

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sure? How? Are you okay? How are you? I think

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I'm just... I had the stream up, so I can't hear

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a couple then. Oh. I literally was like... I

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heard my scene, and I was panicking. I was like...

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Welcome, everybody. i opened the chat and immediately

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saw chicken jockey god damn it welcome everybody

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it's your boys lore crimes we're here uh we're

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fair a lot of people who get in they don't know

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who someone has specifically said they don't

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know who is who i like this far in but as in

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i should probably tell you man uh if you don't

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see the on -screen stuff there's me how andy

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who is our beloved remembrance of basically hosting

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this episode um which will be an RBT's Warhammer

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quiz. Colin from Pancreas No Work doesn't really

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need an introduction. Eli definitely could, you

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know, Dead of the Dark God could probably take

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all of us at the same time in combat. Just like

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load -bearing. Yeah, I'd take all of them. Load

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-bearing in combat. It'll be, you know, four

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men enter, one man leaves kind of thing. Mad

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Max style. But today... is a episode it's another

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quiz so if you're listening or playing along

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see how well you do um and if you're in the chat

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we're those of us who are playing are not reading

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it because um we are trying not to get spoiled

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we we are doing today andy's choice which is

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uh it's not adeptus is it is it They're not called

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Arbites. They're not called Arbiters because

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that sounds silly. It is Arbites. Take it up

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with GamesWorks if you don't like it. That's

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how you say it. Arbites. It's got to be Latin.

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Dead language. I'm not offending anyone. And

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this thing, I specifically picked this faction

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because I thought, realistically, I'm probably

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the only one who'll ever do it. And also, we

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don't want Hal to win this time. So I wanted

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to even the playing field. We were going to do

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some kind of Space Marine stuff. And then I was

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like, no, we don't want Hal to win. So I thought

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this is probably the best I could do. Also, before

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we start, we did get a donation from Cardshark

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for 20 Canadian buckaroos saying hi. Hey, Law

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Criminals, I hope this is a good day for all.

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I am going to miss the stream because of work,

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but I am going to watch Dread. Happy Easter.

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Thank you very much. Much love. We also have

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a couple, one from Donkeyman. Stream late due

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to Hal gooning to Judge Dread. Donkeyman, every

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stream. It's true every time. And Glass Laughter,

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for two bucks, Hal gets back into the incubation

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sack. His face. I've developed this, I would

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say, undeserving reputation of being this eldritch

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entity in real life, apparently. Not a fake thing.

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I mean, not being funny, have you seen what Hal's

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subtitle is in this episode? I am in your walls.

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Not exactly helping your case, if I'm honest.

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Listen, I am my own greatest champion. I think

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I am... like not funny and also funny it is is

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a complete contradiction and that's how i like

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to live in this world completely you know just

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just ruining everyone's time and oh no we lost

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colin no no oh no colin's gone we'll take this

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off for a second and while we're waiting for

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colin we also got a donation from non -dormant

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colin and andy i need your input i want to introduce

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my cousin and his girlfriend to warhammer fantasy

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setting and ttrpg this weekend any advice for

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a new dm Hi, Colin. Here you go. Now you're back

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in. Viewer with a cousin and a girlfriend wants

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to get them to Warhammer Fantasy. Any advice

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for a new DM? Well, I think I hope they're different

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people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not... You're

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going to leave... The first session, wishing

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you did things better, and that's just kind of

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inevitable for a new DM. That's just how it's

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going to be. Learn from what you did right, learn

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from what you did wrong, and just, you know,

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plan some things out. Don't raw dog it completely.

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Have at least an outline of the plot beats you

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want to hit. You don't need to stick to them.

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Sometimes players just kind of, you know, I mean,

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just do whatever. I mean, I was playing a Star

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Wars game once, and we all collectively decided

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that, yes, We would like to form a bank as Sith

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Lords. This is our enterprise for the session.

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Fuck your main plot. So have an idea for what

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you want to do, but they might decide it's time

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to wander off. So don't railroad a bit if you

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need to, but don't make it aggressive. Like if

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they say, oh, I want to check this out. Don't

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go, no, fucking idiot. Not ideal. Just remember,

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Warhammer is grim and funny. It's just a weird

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combo. Think of that. As for Warhammer, just

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don't let them see the price tag. Maybe supply

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the first few minis for them, and then once they're

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in and hooked... And maybe ease them into characters

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like Morathi, because that's a lot to deal with.

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Oh, I don't think Colin would. Nothing easy about

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that, baby. We're going in. Alright, okay. I've

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plugged the Discord in the chat, by the way.

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Join the Discord. It'll be in the description

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of the video as well. Today, though, again, if

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you don't know anything about Arpity's, like,

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kind of the rest of us here, this is how we do.

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Should we go around saying how confident we all

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feel, I guess? Yeah. We'll see if you started.

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Good old me taking the trouble, sorry. I don't

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feel... horrible like because i've read books

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where they are like side storylines within them

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but um if you if i was asked you know if you

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know saving my family's life based on my rbt's

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law sorry sorry it's over it's over dude dutch

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is coming in with a real good point just lie

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about the price exactly and then when they're

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in and they're buying it themselves it's too

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late dutch Lie to your partner, he says in the

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gaming storyteller. Look, if you're a good enough

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liar, they'll never find out. Eli, what's your

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expertise or knowledge about the RVTs? Minimal.

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As much as whenever a character in a book interacts

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with them, and that's it. They were in Holland?

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What about you? You know, Andy, as I was telling

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you before we started, I've got plenty of bangers

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ready to go, a few of which, if any, are actually

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about the Arbetes. Huge. Wonderful. We've got

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some nice foul things I'm cooking up. Don't you

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worry. Or do. I have constructed this to be not

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too cruel, because obviously the Arbetes only

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have so much lore. They are very much a peripheral

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faction. Even calling them a faction is not quite...

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like they're kind of small they're kind of one

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note they're more like um they're facilitators

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of world building rather than a world building

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thing on themselves but there are some interesting

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things here and there so i guess we'll get through

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it um but with that let's get cracking with question

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number one what is the gothic name given to imperial

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law written within the so -called book of judgment

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This is for every citizen of the Imperium. There

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is a law. The Imperial law. Come on, TTS episode.

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Fuck, what was it? I'm trying to remember it.

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They mentioned it. Yep. Bruh. Oh, it's already

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cooked. Okay. It's easy. It's not easy when you

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don't know anything. I think a flash of inspiration

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just hit me. I'm probably wrong, though. To be

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fair, it's Imperial Naming Conventions. It would

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easily be something else if you didn't know how

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to translate Latin perfectly. It's pretty generic,

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I guess, if that helps. Alternatively, just add

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an us or an is to the end of a word and you're

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probably halfway there. I'm just going to do

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that now. Okay. There you go. Cool. So we got

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all... either i'm already not proud of my contribution

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to this warhammer uh journey that we're all going

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through right now that's okay we'll get there

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uh question the second arbiters use a cybernetic

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dog to aid in their investigations and also to

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track down criminals who are being a bit cheeky

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what are they called what are these doggos called

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i think i actually do know this one because this

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is the cutest model And then you can add this

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into Grey Knights. I just want to point out that

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there is, in fact, dog on bed. There is dog.

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There should be a dog. Dog. Colin's muted right

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now. That's crazy. Colin's muted. Every time

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Colin gets the mute. We've only been doing this

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like three, two years. The fact you think I know

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what I'm doing is I'm glad you have such a high

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opinion of me. No one knows what they're doing.

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It was quite delightful just seeing Colin there

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going I have no idea what he's saying, but he's

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into it. He's giggling away in secret. Also,

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thank you Angry Homunculus for sending me a message

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of just the Drudge Dread Carl Urban scene via

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Discord. Thank you very much. Okay, dun -dun

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-dun. Everyone's sending their answers. Last

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of the easy questions. While Space Marine chapters

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have fortress monasteries, what is the equivalent

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for the Arbites? Now, they have one in every

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world they're stationed, no matter if it's one

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or two guys or a hundred. So, what's their base

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of operations called? Is it okay, Your Honor,

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if my spelling is perhaps... of that yeah of

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your old maybe work is you dyslexic kind of this

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is in the eisenhorn book i do i'm trying to remember

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eisenhorn hereticus it's somewhere in there that's

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the only that's one of the only books i've read

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with rbds in it and i read that book a long time

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ago so i don't know Wow, that really is... I

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think you might have that can't spell words thing.

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Yeah. I think you are dyslexic. I've misspelled

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Kyphos Kane how many times in my life? To be

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honest, another thing I always do, shield. I

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know it's supposed to be shield, but I'm always

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like shield. So I think it's spelt wrong. Shield,

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not shield. I would always spell business wrong.

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My entire class would spell buisness, and our

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teacher would make fun of us. To be fair, that

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is how they spell it in France. Right. Let's

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go through the answers. So for the easy section...

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What was that about, Rich? The French need to

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be executed for the pronunciation of colonel.

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Not for Pertoni. Oh, what's... Alright then,

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Colin, what's your opinion on Lieutenant? I...

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It makes me want to say some real bad words.

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Okay, moving on. So, what was the gothic name

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given to Imperial lore? And I'm actually quite

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happy with, well, two of you. Just to... Oh,

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God. So... No, actually, just one of you. How

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put Imperial Cuckus... Okay. Hey, I Latinized

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it. Thank you, Colin. Eli put how to play Dota

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2 top 10 tips for beginners. However, Colin was

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correct with the Lex Imperialis. Dude, fucking

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huge. My one. Oh, my God. His pancreas doesn't

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work. His RBT's law is still... It's all over

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now. Oh, dude, wait till the medium section.

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That's when what I've been cooking is making

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its debut. Oh, dear. Well, second question was,

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what are the cybernetic dogs used to help their

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investigations? Colin, let me down on this one.

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Just put dog. Just dog. Is it not a dog? Yeah,

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but dog is not sufficient. You can't just say

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dog. I know you got it. He's being mean. Doug.

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However, Eli put Cybermastiff sounds like the

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model from Tabletop, and also Halpern Cybermastiff,

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which is correct. I'm remembering it now from

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Necromunda. Yeah, to be fair, the Sisters of

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Silence also use them, so that's kind of cool.

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They're like, Doug, be cool. interesting variety

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for the third question which is what's the equivalent

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of a fortress monetary for our bts uh colin did

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a did a halo and put the pillar of autumn autumn

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it's very nice um eli put creep barracks from

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the hit game defense of the ancients too yes

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sir i don't know what that means Did anyone ever

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play, what's that gaming, was it Armour Games,

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I mean, the website? Yeah, last year. Oh, yeah.

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The gems, like the gem fort game with the little

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bugs, and you had to combine the gems into different

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combos to make them stronger. Damn, I miss that.

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I can't remember much of that. I was a mini -clip

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kid. Oh, man. Childhood. God. There was also

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that one where it was something aimed or something,

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and you had stone men, and it... cavemen to medieval

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to then futuristic and then they came across

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the screen and they slowly got better. I heard

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the music from that the other day in a video.

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Like when they fight each other? Is it that one?

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Yeah. That was in a YouTube video I watched the

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other day. So good. Eli, I'm about to lower your

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smile there. Hal put Precinct Fort which I think

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he means Precinct Fortress. Which is correct.

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Is it Fortress? Yeah, Fortress, but I'll give

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you that. I'll give you that. So at the end of

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the first round, Colin and Eli have one point,

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Hal has two. Guys! The whole point of this is

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to give you a chance. It's still Imperial lore.

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We're still... What else is there? What else

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is there? The other time, the last one, we've

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done Necrons. There's nothing left. It's just

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Imperials all the time. That's what Warhammer

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is. In the first Euroventress book, there's like

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a whole... The book is mostly the human side

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characters and there's a big plot around Arbites

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and their precinct gets munched. They never live

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in any poor Euroventress book. Eli, you and me

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gotta go back and forth on making an Axis and

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Allies quiz and then a Dead by Daylight quiz.

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It's just crazy. Oh, dear. Are you guys ready

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for the intermediate section? Hell yeah. Do we

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want to read donations before the next section?

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Oh, yeah, we should, yeah. Good idea. So before

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we do that... Will you guys let me read this?

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I looked at one of the later ones. Thuglas Elbasso.

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Thank you for the five euros. Colin's right.

00:16:50.710 --> 00:16:53.190
I wish an Eldar mommy with Emma Frost eyes would

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put my face between those. Marvel rival. Bucky

00:16:56.929 --> 00:16:59.250
and her need to team up because Bucky says again

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when he ults and I say again when she command

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grabs me and steps on my throat. I will be. Not

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controlled. It's another Colin one. Medicare

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insulin. Hell yeah. I like that name. With the

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five bucks, you'll have been sick, Colin, with

00:17:18.720 --> 00:17:20.960
stomach bugs. Sorry to hear. Can we split a new

00:17:20.960 --> 00:17:29.059
stomach? Wow. I'll go halfsies on it. Angry homunculus

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for two pounds. James workshops not the law.

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I am the law, which is very on point. Appreciate

00:17:35.259 --> 00:17:39.660
that, brother. Medicare insulin with a Ted now.

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Thank you. Wow, this is foul. Colin, how much

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for a spin -off episode of Eisenhorn? Please

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use Andy as Eisenhorn's naked homunculus or psychic.

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Reveal Andy. He's jumping out the window. Wow.

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Shout out to the sun being outside in Andy's

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room for the first time. I don't think we've

00:18:03.140 --> 00:18:05.759
seen that yet. In the UK, we're streaming here

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like... 10, 11 at night. Yeah, that's fair. Sorry,

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I needed some fresh air after that one. Flux.

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Flumox Buffoon 87. Thank you very much for the

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$10. Funny name. Have some money, boys. Catch

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the VOD later. Cue anthraxes. I am the law. And

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turn the volume up to 11, then break that shiz

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off. Thank you very much. Thank you so much,

00:18:30.809 --> 00:18:35.380
brother. Romulus. Wow. Oh, this is for anyone.

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Anyone want to take this one? Oh, I got a compliment

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off Riff. This is new. Crazy, crazy. Thank you

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for the 10. Colin has a voice for radio. Meanwhile,

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Hal has a face for radio. Eli makes up for his

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beta height with homoerotic bodybuilding. And

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Andy looks like he hangs out near playground.

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Love the show. The last one's not a compliment.

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It's by far the worst. No, it's not. You look

00:19:06.519 --> 00:19:09.660
like a dad. We'll say, how about that? You look

00:19:09.660 --> 00:19:13.380
like a dad. She's saying who's dad, but still.

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I'm going to say who's dad. Bloody shirt music

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for two bucks. Thoughts on new drop pods, boys?

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I didn't know there was new drop pods. They look

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like drop pods. It is in effect a drop pod. I've

00:19:27.220 --> 00:19:28.839
heard that the doors don't close on them, which

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is kind of sad. This is in fact a drop pod, yeah.

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next week's episode is all part of the whole

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podcast tune in for the next quiz and it's all

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drop pods law that'd be fun don warren lieutenant

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is just the wrong pronunciation the word is a

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combination of lou as in luav and tenant yeah

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lieutenant where's the f Jack Ed for 10 bucks.

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How much fist would a Mephiston fist if a Mephiston

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could fist me? A Mephiston would fist as much

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of me as a Mephiston could fist if a Mephiston

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could fist me. In brackets, I'm gay. Thank you,

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Jack Ed. Jack Ed will never fail to deliver I'm

00:20:11.910 --> 00:20:16.650
gay. He will pause time while he does that. Alright.

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Dude, I haven't seen unironic part one memes

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on my Twitter timeline lately. I feel like I'm

00:20:24.150 --> 00:20:27.809
back in 2014. It's great. That's awesome. That

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was ten years ago. Oh, God. Intermediate. Let's

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go. Okay, so question number four. What is the

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typical non -lethal melee weapon used by arbiters

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to incapacitate criminals? Non -lethal? It's

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not a gun. Yeah. And just so we're clear, it

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doesn't mean you might not break their bones

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in the process, or slightly rearrange their face,

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but it's not going to kill them, probably. So,

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it is Warhammer, after all. Not confident this

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is the right name for it, but I know exactly

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what it is. I don't want to give any hints to

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the other guys there, but... Eli's writing the

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right... One of you's going to write the right

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thing, the other one's going to write something

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diabolical. I've been watching too much. It's

00:21:22.609 --> 00:21:25.769
always sunny in Philadelphia recently. It's making

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me a worse human being. I need to show my wife

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that show. Okay, fair enough, Colin. Question

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number five. Riot squads of judges can vary in

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size from 5, 10, 15, or even 20 men. Regardless

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of their size, what is the leader of a squad

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ranked? What are they called? What's the name

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of the guy in charge? Then I was thinking of

00:21:52.779 --> 00:21:55.900
the meme of the guy on the Joe Rogan thing where

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he's like, I want 10 hard men. The guy's saying

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that. I'm not thinking of that. Believe it or

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not. I can't remember. I know from the tabletop.

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I know what the models are, but I don't remember

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which one is the leader one. Huge mug mention.

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peep the babe to march i think it's also mike

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i did see the meme well done i think it's this

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one i don't have my army there's a whole time

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when like people who played grey knights They

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have to have an RBT squad at the home base, because

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there's nothing else that was cheap enough to

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stay near your home base, but then they got stickies

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with other strike squads. And my Grey Knights

00:22:53.809 --> 00:22:58.890
were not updated! Painful. Shout out to my World

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Eaters, by the way, who the Codex leaked early,

00:23:01.390 --> 00:23:05.930
and now Angron is unplayable. Thank you. Thank

00:23:05.930 --> 00:23:11.109
you, James. Thank you, James. Oh, my boy. They

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massacred my boy. Just went on Eli. What's he

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gonna put? What's he gonna put? He's cooking.

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He's cooking. Is he writing out the entire instruction

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manual of how to play Dota 2? I send my thing.

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Oh, wow. Okay. Question number six. What is the

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name given to the chamber wherein law reform

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is conducted on Holy Terror? Hint. Have a stab

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at it. You'll probably get it right because it's

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really generic. So what's like, what's the big

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chamber where all the, like the laws get done.

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It's really generic. I promise. I'm trying. It's

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more generic than that. I'm afraid. It's more.

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It's more. All right. I'm going to take this

00:24:10.650 --> 00:24:14.329
handicap you've given me and try and generic

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it up a couple notches. If it's something like

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the room of something, I'm going to be so annoyed.

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It's going to be like the back room or something.

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You might be annoyed, Hal. I'm just going to

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say it. You might be very annoyed. I'm just going

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to remove a word. I've gone as imperial as I

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can. i feel like there's no way it like it can't

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be more complicated well intermediate section's

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done so question number four uh what is the non

00:24:49.400 --> 00:24:51.940
-lethal melee weapon used by arbiters colin put

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the blogulon butthole which is funny as that

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sounds i i cannot give it a point as much as

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i want to um Eli put stun stick, I don't know

00:25:07.180 --> 00:25:10.019
the name, give me half a point, please. And Hal

00:25:10.019 --> 00:25:16.640
put power maul. The correct answer is a shock

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maul. But a power maul is technically a big old

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force weapon that would crush you to death. But

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I'm tempted because Eli said it's a stun stick.

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I think I'll give you a point for that. Because

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it's the most accurate one. I had Maul. Yeah,

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but do you mean like the shock is the important

00:25:42.940 --> 00:25:46.259
part, not the Maul. A Maul is like bludgeons

00:25:46.259 --> 00:25:49.940
you to death. It's a shock Maul. Yeah, it's like

00:25:49.940 --> 00:25:53.200
a shock baton. So if you said shock baton, I'd

00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:54.960
be like, yeah, okay. But I'm going to give Eli

00:25:54.960 --> 00:26:00.920
a point for that. This is still huge. Just because,

00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:05.829
again, like a power Maul. denotes it would obliterate

00:26:05.829 --> 00:26:08.269
someone's head yeah like that's a bit too much

00:26:08.269 --> 00:26:10.150
yeah it would be like that scene you know that

00:26:10.150 --> 00:26:11.849
like execution in doom eternal where you just

00:26:11.849 --> 00:26:14.529
kind of go and he goes head falls into his neck

00:26:14.529 --> 00:26:16.569
it's like that that would be the that would be

00:26:16.569 --> 00:26:21.650
the effect i want the new game um just just a

00:26:21.650 --> 00:26:24.769
month just a month um question number five right

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squads what's the guy in charge called some good

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answers uh Hal put Vigilant, which is incorrect,

00:26:31.390 --> 00:26:34.289
I'm afraid. No, it was the other one. Colin put

00:26:34.289 --> 00:26:37.190
Prefect, which is close, but it's incorrect.

00:26:38.109 --> 00:26:40.750
I'm sorry to say. If it's Prefectus, I'm going

00:26:40.750 --> 00:26:45.509
to have a stroke. Not quite. Eli put Riot, the

00:26:45.509 --> 00:26:47.230
company behind the hit game League of Legends

00:26:47.230 --> 00:26:49.470
that, while successful, will never be as grand

00:26:49.470 --> 00:26:51.769
as Dota 2. If you are interested in more, check

00:26:51.769 --> 00:26:54.049
out the documentary Free to Play on the Valve

00:26:54.049 --> 00:26:56.910
YouTube channel. Thanks for plugging that. It's

00:26:56.910 --> 00:27:00.079
like 11 years old. Watch the original one. I

00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:01.720
think I watched that when it came out. The correct

00:27:01.720 --> 00:27:05.880
answer, which I'm afraid I can give nil -pois

00:27:05.880 --> 00:27:09.180
to anyone, is a proctor. Oh, it was the other

00:27:09.180 --> 00:27:15.759
one. That's so annoying. Vigilant sounds more

00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:18.339
in charge, doesn't it? Like, it sounds more...

00:27:18.339 --> 00:27:24.640
Proctor. And now the... Proctologist. Anyway,

00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:27.150
the... This one's going to get you guys. You

00:27:27.150 --> 00:27:28.569
guys are going to be livid about this one, I

00:27:28.569 --> 00:27:31.710
think. What is the place on Holy Terror where

00:27:31.710 --> 00:27:34.690
they make all the decisions? I'll get Eli's out

00:27:34.690 --> 00:27:36.730
of the way. Eli was a bit mean. He said Colin's

00:27:36.730 --> 00:27:40.990
cuck chamber, which was very mean. What the fuck?

00:27:43.150 --> 00:27:47.990
It was alliteration. He's so angry, but he just

00:27:47.990 --> 00:27:52.170
likes to watch Teclis do things without him.

00:27:52.890 --> 00:27:56.730
Leave him be. Please draw more pregnant Colin

00:27:56.730 --> 00:27:59.369
Hart in the Discord fan art. No, do not tell

00:27:59.369 --> 00:28:05.269
her that she fucking will. I got DM'd that one

00:28:05.269 --> 00:28:08.710
day. That was what I woke up to. Wow, what a

00:28:08.710 --> 00:28:11.829
way to start the day. Haven't had your coffee

00:28:11.829 --> 00:28:15.069
and you see that, wow. Colin put the senatorium,

00:28:15.089 --> 00:28:22.190
which I'm afraid is incorrect. Al put the vault

00:28:22.190 --> 00:28:25.240
of judging. Do you want to know what it is? The

00:28:25.240 --> 00:28:31.640
judge room? The hall of judgment. It's so close.

00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:36.359
Judging is not judgment. Judging is like, oh,

00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:40.720
look at her. Stop. That's two different things.

00:28:41.019 --> 00:28:45.420
It's a hall. I don't think. That's why I was

00:28:45.420 --> 00:28:48.299
like, it's generic as hell. That's why I was

00:28:48.299 --> 00:28:55.579
even like, it's the chamber. Of secrets. So yeah,

00:28:55.660 --> 00:28:57.539
I'm afraid I can't give any points for that either.

00:28:57.799 --> 00:28:59.319
I thought it was like, because it was terror,

00:28:59.500 --> 00:29:02.319
it must be like a vault in something, because

00:29:02.319 --> 00:29:04.279
there's no way it's something worse than a vault.

00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:08.680
Vault of glass? Like it's so, oh bro, it was

00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:15.000
a temple, oh god. So close. So at the end of

00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:20.559
round two, Colin has one point, but Eli and Hal

00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:24.579
are joint at two points. We might deny him, guys.

00:29:24.700 --> 00:29:27.500
We might deny him. Keep going. Keep going, please.

00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:32.539
Should we do some donations for the experts?

00:29:32.660 --> 00:29:36.400
We do. I like this one. LawCrime's littlest piggy

00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:41.640
bank. Two dollars. Thank you. Thank you, brother.

00:29:41.900 --> 00:29:48.920
Thank you. Has to clarify, not going for Andy

00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:53.299
having a dad pod. Bro, we knew. I was going for

00:29:53.299 --> 00:29:55.680
Andy having something in common with Linux users.

00:29:55.779 --> 00:29:59.640
That's pretty crazy. Hang on, hang on. What did

00:29:59.640 --> 00:30:02.980
you just say? Are you a Linux user, Colin? Linux?

00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:09.579
Thank you. Linux. Calm down. Linux tech tips.

00:30:11.150 --> 00:30:15.170
next one dude i'm waiting today this is this

00:30:15.170 --> 00:30:17.950
is this is a good day for me for once this this

00:30:17.950 --> 00:30:21.029
guy is unhinged don't i don't even want to read

00:30:21.029 --> 00:30:25.410
it i can't believe it i'll read it oh dude he's

00:30:25.410 --> 00:30:27.069
spitting facts the whole way through thank you

00:30:27.069 --> 00:30:30.089
for the 89 dkk i'm not sure what that is but

00:30:30.089 --> 00:30:34.009
that's uh thank you Love you guys, but Collins

00:30:34.009 --> 00:30:36.289
takes are the best. Good man. His pancreas may

00:30:36.289 --> 00:30:38.490
not work, but his arguments are based. Good man.

00:30:38.710 --> 00:30:40.549
Horus Harry should never have been that long.

00:30:40.710 --> 00:30:43.490
Good man. I think all of us kind of agree with

00:30:43.490 --> 00:30:49.210
that. There's some... But fun pitch. Wotan versus

00:30:49.210 --> 00:30:52.130
Eldar book series? Yes. Give me the War of the

00:30:52.130 --> 00:30:55.309
Beard in space. That'd be awesome. Wow. There

00:30:55.309 --> 00:30:57.569
are some Horus Heresy books that could be removed

00:30:57.569 --> 00:30:59.690
and it wouldn't change the entire Horus Heresy.

00:30:59.910 --> 00:31:06.740
Yeah, like half of them. Just give the others

00:31:06.740 --> 00:31:11.579
three points and Al can't win. It's a Warhammer

00:31:11.579 --> 00:31:14.279
quiz and knowing stuff about Warhammer is punished,

00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:22.089
bro. Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. Biggest

00:31:22.089 --> 00:31:24.289
reason humans from fantasy are stronger than

00:31:24.289 --> 00:31:26.990
40K evolving on a magical super earth with 3

00:31:26.990 --> 00:31:30.309
.5, four times earth gravity being created by

00:31:30.309 --> 00:31:32.230
the old ones to fight chaos or faith of better

00:31:32.230 --> 00:31:35.289
gods. This is from that little, I'm assuming

00:31:35.289 --> 00:31:38.390
your reference in the, uh, what it was on with

00:31:38.390 --> 00:31:42.230
Andy law and, uh, lore master of so tech, Jesus

00:31:42.230 --> 00:31:44.490
Christ. I don't know why that took so long to

00:31:44.490 --> 00:31:50.140
get out. Yes. Uh, maybe it was fun. a different

00:31:50.140 --> 00:31:56.980
one different handy matt uh for 10 bucks for

00:31:56.980 --> 00:32:00.619
10 bucks everyone's second favorite channel islander

00:32:00.619 --> 00:32:03.000
40k news is currently looking like an american

00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:05.599
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00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:10.180
you try his absolutely awful moonshine hey andy's

00:32:10.180 --> 00:32:13.099
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00:32:13.099 --> 00:32:18.480
yeah he's top of the list for me Also, I'll have

00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:21.920
you know that if it has a label, it ain't moonshine.

00:32:22.220 --> 00:32:26.039
It may not be legal, but it certainly goes down

00:32:26.039 --> 00:32:32.599
strong. Oh my god. What was that? That's my intent.

00:32:33.220 --> 00:32:35.700
Were you getting ready to narrate a Ford commercial?

00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:40.680
Hey, you do your British accent right now, and

00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:44.329
then we'll see how it goes. Go on. It's not good.

00:32:44.509 --> 00:32:47.150
Read the donation in your British accent. Go

00:32:47.150 --> 00:32:51.230
on. Right now. I love you guys, but Colin's takes

00:32:51.230 --> 00:32:53.630
are the worst. His pancreas doesn't work and

00:32:53.630 --> 00:32:56.400
it shouldn't. Listen, I didn't expect bloody

00:32:56.400 --> 00:33:04.000
drunk Dobby. Sorry, Dobby. It was a good impression,

00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:08.640
Al. It just wasn't expected. It's really hard

00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:12.480
to do American accent. Mester has given Dobby

00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:18.099
a cum sock. Dobby is free. Oh no. Right. Are

00:33:18.099 --> 00:33:21.490
we all... Good for the final round before the

00:33:21.490 --> 00:33:22.849
bonus question, which I think is going to be

00:33:22.849 --> 00:33:24.930
the decider at this rate. Hard question time.

00:33:25.309 --> 00:33:31.049
The Dobby cum sock is canon. Anyway, question

00:33:31.049 --> 00:33:33.849
number seven. The highest ranking member of the

00:33:33.849 --> 00:33:36.029
RBTs maintains a seat as a member of the High

00:33:36.029 --> 00:33:38.990
Lords of Terror. What is his rank? What's the

00:33:38.990 --> 00:33:42.369
highest ranked arbiter there is? Big cheese.

00:33:42.650 --> 00:33:47.529
Chapter master equivalent. Fella who sits on

00:33:47.529 --> 00:33:53.279
stuff. I know what a really high -ranking one

00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:56.380
is called, but this is something above this one.

00:33:56.460 --> 00:34:00.500
Big hint. Three different words to make his title.

00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:02.799
It's three words. It's something, something,

00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:10.480
something. These three words. So it wasn't what

00:34:10.480 --> 00:34:15.960
I was thinking then. It's more... Nice one, Eli.

00:34:22.570 --> 00:34:30.610
just do something while you're typing is it you

00:34:30.610 --> 00:34:32.690
said there's three right there's three words

00:34:32.690 --> 00:34:35.289
on this one yeah something something something

00:34:35.289 --> 00:34:38.889
oh he already knows more than me i think i know

00:34:38.889 --> 00:34:43.369
i know kind of what i know what the i'm just

00:34:43.369 --> 00:34:44.869
trying to work out what the first two words were

00:34:44.869 --> 00:34:47.250
so i think i know one of them already i just

00:34:47.250 --> 00:34:51.090
don't know what now i'm going to change my answer

00:35:00.579 --> 00:35:03.599
So I'm like angry. I'm on Kinesis once. Grand

00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:07.219
piss man. Very good. Very similar to other stuff

00:35:07.219 --> 00:35:10.820
in God things. Can we ask Andy Fanart when that's

00:35:10.820 --> 00:35:15.239
a real question? No, no, no. Leave that era of

00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:18.059
like old rooster teeth weird fans in history

00:35:18.059 --> 00:35:21.769
where it belongs. Rooster teeth, bro. The kids

00:35:21.769 --> 00:35:23.489
won't know what that is soon. It's going to be

00:35:23.489 --> 00:35:28.130
gone. Bernie bought it again. It's coming back.

00:35:28.469 --> 00:35:31.789
Is it? Bernie bought it again, yeah. The website

00:35:31.789 --> 00:35:36.369
got updated. Bernie Sanders? Why? I don't know.

00:35:36.369 --> 00:35:39.829
Andy changed my name. This is preposterous. I

00:35:39.829 --> 00:35:44.090
didn't even realize. I'm not Bernie Burns. I

00:35:44.090 --> 00:35:46.710
don't know what he has planned cooking. Gavin,

00:35:46.809 --> 00:35:50.320
where are you? He was on a stream with Ray not

00:35:50.320 --> 00:35:55.900
too long ago. Man. This is like 15 year old lore

00:35:55.900 --> 00:36:00.000
we're talking about. When did I become my dad?

00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:04.739
Bro. Talking about the Halo times in the small

00:36:04.739 --> 00:36:11.179
office. Bro. Did I not hit send? I did hit send.

00:36:11.380 --> 00:36:17.929
Oh, I sent that to Dutch. Not going to do him

00:36:17.929 --> 00:36:25.070
any good. There we go. Okay. Question number

00:36:25.070 --> 00:36:28.630
eight. That one wasn't even that bad. It's just

00:36:28.630 --> 00:36:33.269
true. Question number eight. Which forge world

00:36:33.269 --> 00:36:36.190
is responsible for forging armor that is most

00:36:36.190 --> 00:36:38.849
favored by the Arbites? This is a suit of armor

00:36:38.849 --> 00:36:41.809
and their shields. There's a specific forge world

00:36:41.809 --> 00:36:45.179
that makes the majority of it. Could we have

00:36:45.179 --> 00:36:47.300
a hint? I'm just going to take a shot in the

00:36:47.300 --> 00:36:50.320
dark. Alright, here's a hint. It's Forge World

00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:57.119
something. Wow. Crazy. I gave you two out of

00:36:57.119 --> 00:37:01.260
three words. Come on. May I speak for the rest

00:37:01.260 --> 00:37:02.920
of the law criminals when we say, can we get

00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:11.119
at least a first letter? H. Oh. We don't know.

00:37:11.179 --> 00:37:15.610
No. I bet you were thinking, does it begin with

00:37:15.610 --> 00:37:21.190
M? No, no, it doesn't. No, and the good gluts

00:37:21.190 --> 00:37:29.570
go to Mars. What's the Michael Jackson house

00:37:29.570 --> 00:37:38.909
that was defunct? Neverland? Not that then. Eli,

00:37:39.010 --> 00:37:42.329
what is this? Can I answer it? I'm going to have

00:37:42.329 --> 00:37:50.590
to save this. Well, it has an H. I think I lost

00:37:50.590 --> 00:37:57.210
the plot a little bit. No, it's over. I'm so

00:37:57.210 --> 00:38:03.769
sorry. I'm so sorry. I've given you a little

00:38:03.769 --> 00:38:05.170
bit of a helping because I've mentioned this

00:38:05.170 --> 00:38:07.880
to you guys a few times before. There is only

00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:10.840
one omnibus detailing the story of an arbiter

00:38:10.840 --> 00:38:13.880
called Enforcer. What is the name of the character?

00:38:14.360 --> 00:38:17.079
Who is the protagonist? It's like the only book

00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:18.059
series that has an arbiter. I don't remember

00:38:18.059 --> 00:38:20.619
her name, but I remember you mentioning it multiple

00:38:20.619 --> 00:38:24.280
times. I know the artwork. I know the artwork

00:38:24.280 --> 00:38:29.039
of that book. What's her name? Yeah, I have no

00:38:29.039 --> 00:38:33.820
idea. There you go, Andy. You can have fun with

00:38:33.820 --> 00:38:38.670
that. I'll send you another nice picture. This

00:38:38.670 --> 00:38:42.150
is not the right character. This is a fantasy

00:38:42.150 --> 00:38:45.309
character, but it sounds like the most generic

00:38:45.309 --> 00:38:48.670
name that could fit. Did you put, like, Luthor

00:38:48.670 --> 00:38:54.190
Huss? Oh, God, I've got to save this one, too.

00:38:54.550 --> 00:38:57.329
What's the... Who's the one from Godric and Felix?

00:38:57.610 --> 00:39:01.690
Is it Begins with a U? Not Ursula. Urka? The

00:39:01.690 --> 00:39:05.550
one he ties to a vampire? Oh, my God. Ulrich.

00:39:06.099 --> 00:39:10.320
Ulrica. It's not that, but it's in the same game.

00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:14.960
Ulrica Magdova Strugov. Who's technically not.

00:39:15.460 --> 00:39:19.360
It's like a hybrid from a Von Karstein and a

00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:22.559
Lamian, and then they got rid of that. Didn't

00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:25.239
they? I mean, they did a lot of retconning in

00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:27.719
Gotrek and Felix. I think Max used to be a...

00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:30.579
He was either a gold wizard that turned into

00:39:30.579 --> 00:39:32.460
a light wizard, or he was a light wizard that

00:39:32.460 --> 00:39:34.219
turned into a gold wizard. They never really

00:39:34.219 --> 00:39:37.139
specify in the books. Because we can't have nice

00:39:37.139 --> 00:39:41.599
things. No. You will never know who is who. There

00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:43.980
will be 500 different origin stories for Vlad

00:39:43.980 --> 00:39:46.840
von Karstein. The Emperor's lore will be changed

00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:49.039
every five minutes when a new Horus heresy book

00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.500
comes out. We will kill you if you demand consistency.

00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:55.559
You will be hung in the streets and beaten like

00:39:55.559 --> 00:40:01.940
Mussolini. Jesus. Okay. Anyway, answers for the

00:40:01.940 --> 00:40:04.159
hard section. So the first one, question number

00:40:04.159 --> 00:40:07.800
seven. What's the highest ranking member of the

00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:10.360
RBTs? I feel good about this. Colin put Emperor's

00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:16.139
finest jackboot. Eli put Dota 2 top ranked immortal.

00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:23.099
Big deal. How put Lord High Marshal? The correct

00:40:23.099 --> 00:40:25.820
answer, which none of you got, was Grand Provost

00:40:25.820 --> 00:40:29.980
Marshal. I'm remembering hearing all of these

00:40:29.980 --> 00:40:33.260
things later, like after they're said. The neuron

00:40:33.260 --> 00:40:35.579
fires, and I remember hearing about it, but I'm

00:40:35.579 --> 00:40:38.179
not remembering it in time to be helpful. I'm

00:40:38.179 --> 00:40:42.820
so close all the time, bro. Why were you so offended

00:40:42.820 --> 00:40:45.860
at my answer? Why were you so offended when I

00:40:45.860 --> 00:40:49.170
said my answer, and it's not even bad? I was

00:40:49.170 --> 00:40:54.309
just like, oh, he's given up. Fair enough. Hal,

00:40:54.449 --> 00:40:56.110
you were not close. You got one out of three.

00:40:56.269 --> 00:41:02.610
Come on. It was Grand Provost Marshall. Should

00:41:02.610 --> 00:41:06.730
have felt more Bloodborne, to be honest. Bloodborne

00:41:06.730 --> 00:41:11.670
2. Kind of. Which Forgeworld provides the majority

00:41:11.670 --> 00:41:15.250
of armor to them? I'll put Hump Day. Forgeworld

00:41:15.250 --> 00:41:21.710
Hump Day. Bingo, Colin. Forgeworld Highguard,

00:41:21.889 --> 00:41:24.309
the Cybertronians who followed Megatron at the

00:41:24.309 --> 00:41:26.070
end of the great movie Transformers 1 to become

00:41:26.070 --> 00:41:32.610
the Decepticons. Very good. I actually have to

00:41:32.610 --> 00:41:35.130
just show you this because I didn't receive words

00:41:35.130 --> 00:41:39.130
from Eli. I received a picture. This is what

00:41:39.130 --> 00:41:41.530
Eli sent me. Now, pictures say a thousand words.

00:41:43.889 --> 00:41:46.090
What am I supposed to do with this, Eli? What

00:41:46.090 --> 00:41:48.489
am I supposed to do with this? Can we describe

00:41:48.489 --> 00:41:50.210
this for the audience listeners, please, Eli?

00:41:50.429 --> 00:41:55.489
Bring it around. It's really bad Squidward. One

00:41:55.489 --> 00:41:57.929
may even say pregnant Squidward if you wish to

00:41:57.929 --> 00:42:03.329
see it that way. And on the subject of Eli sending

00:42:03.329 --> 00:42:05.369
me pictures... He's in the depths of Gmod, never

00:42:05.369 --> 00:42:08.869
to return. On the subject of Eli sending me pictures

00:42:08.869 --> 00:42:11.409
with who is the character from the Enforcer book,

00:42:11.630 --> 00:42:15.329
as the last question of Hard Mode, Eli sent me

00:42:15.329 --> 00:42:25.469
this. This. What is this, Eli? Explain yourself.

00:42:25.650 --> 00:42:29.289
Why is this a thing? Why is this a thing? Why

00:42:29.289 --> 00:42:36.630
am I hearing that? It's like... Tag people pregante.

00:42:40.380 --> 00:42:42.059
By the way, if Colin loses this, he has to do

00:42:42.059 --> 00:42:46.360
a complete run of Dark Souls 2 from start to

00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:51.579
finish. Oh no! A game I like! Yeah, no quitting.

00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:58.840
But Hal put Katarina and Colin put I want Luna

00:42:58.840 --> 00:43:04.679
Snow's belly to swell with my child. Both were

00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:07.440
incorrect. The answer was She -Ra Halpernia.

00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:09.340
One's incorrect, but the other's disgusting.

00:43:13.250 --> 00:43:16.650
Unashamed. I need... No, we're not going to say

00:43:16.650 --> 00:43:20.929
that. We're going to cut the... We're going to

00:43:20.929 --> 00:43:24.710
draw the line somewhere. Look, if I don't sit,

00:43:24.769 --> 00:43:30.230
he died for nothing. Oh my gosh. Okay. So the

00:43:30.230 --> 00:43:33.210
scores remain unchanged. Two points to Eli and

00:43:33.210 --> 00:43:37.389
Hal. One point to Colin. However, we've got one

00:43:37.389 --> 00:43:40.760
bonus round. And this, I'm giving you points

00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:44.019
are plenty to win. Theoretically, you have a

00:43:44.019 --> 00:43:49.159
chance to win as many as 18 points. Oh, my gosh.

00:43:49.239 --> 00:43:51.920
Well, it's probably over. Yeah, because I knew

00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:54.739
you would probably struggle with these. And there's

00:43:54.739 --> 00:43:58.199
not too much, but, like, okay. You already know

00:43:58.199 --> 00:44:00.380
a few of these because we've mentioned them.

00:44:00.460 --> 00:44:04.429
The bonus question is, name me as many. ranks

00:44:04.429 --> 00:44:07.610
of the rbts that you can it's over as many as

00:44:07.610 --> 00:44:09.570
you can i wasn't i was not listening well enough

00:44:09.570 --> 00:44:12.829
to the answers i was gonna know like three of

00:44:12.829 --> 00:44:17.309
these and it's gonna be jover yeah remember there's

00:44:17.309 --> 00:44:28.590
18 potential answers that's crazy 18 uh what's

00:44:28.590 --> 00:44:32.210
that Also, while you guys are typing, if you'd

00:44:32.210 --> 00:44:34.550
like to see some other horrendous memes, please

00:44:34.550 --> 00:44:36.429
check out our Discord. They're happening all

00:44:36.429 --> 00:44:40.329
the time. They're not always about... I can't

00:44:40.329 --> 00:44:47.550
remember the sergeant one, son of a bitch. I

00:44:47.550 --> 00:44:50.630
don't know. It's so over. It was not proctologist,

00:44:50.769 --> 00:44:57.530
I'll tell you that. That triggered the memory.

00:44:57.590 --> 00:45:08.289
Thank you, Andy. You're welcome. Irrational sense.

00:45:08.409 --> 00:45:10.309
Andy bringing out the disappointed dad voice.

00:45:10.550 --> 00:45:14.349
I really was. And while you're tapping, because

00:45:14.349 --> 00:45:16.130
I knew this would be quite a while, so I'll just

00:45:16.130 --> 00:45:17.510
read out some donations while you're tapping

00:45:17.510 --> 00:45:21.949
away. Jack N for five bucks. The pancreas man

00:45:21.949 --> 00:45:24.210
was mean to the space wolves. Fuck his takes.

00:45:24.349 --> 00:45:28.380
Logan Grimnard is my dog. Nice. Good man. Yeah,

00:45:28.380 --> 00:45:32.820
you should be put down. Elizabeth Young finished

00:45:32.820 --> 00:45:34.619
Scars last night and there were at least a couple

00:45:34.619 --> 00:45:36.219
of parts where I teared up. Jagged Eyes combo

00:45:36.219 --> 00:45:38.300
with Magnus was sad to me. It's a great book

00:45:38.300 --> 00:45:44.159
because it has white scars in it. See? Raw 666.

00:45:44.920 --> 00:45:47.980
Question. Since Hal's weak outside Imperium of

00:45:47.980 --> 00:45:50.159
Man, why not quizzes that focus on Warhammer

00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:52.619
Fantasy or Age of Sigmar? Here's the trouble.

00:45:52.860 --> 00:45:56.059
Because now you don't know anything about Age

00:45:56.059 --> 00:45:58.360
of Sigmar or Warhammer Fantasy. This is just

00:45:58.360 --> 00:46:01.900
Andy and Hal making quizzes so that they can

00:46:01.900 --> 00:46:05.380
win each other's quizzes. I've won other quizzes,

00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:12.500
though. Donkey Man USA. Hal Gavin is on the Regulation

00:46:12.500 --> 00:46:16.539
Podcast with Jeff. I don't know how to say it

00:46:16.539 --> 00:46:20.599
without sounding mean, but like the OG Rooster

00:46:20.599 --> 00:46:22.739
Teeth people kind of all did find their own things

00:46:22.739 --> 00:46:28.280
to do. Damn. That's cool. Wow, it's been a long

00:46:28.280 --> 00:46:30.860
time since I've watched that. Rich Mac for five

00:46:30.860 --> 00:46:33.820
New Zealanders. Jesus died for our sins on Easter.

00:46:33.940 --> 00:46:37.639
Shame he didn't die for our Colin's pancreas.

00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:41.920
If he did, it might still work. Crazy sentence.

00:46:44.210 --> 00:46:46.570
bunny call in car lab and voice. Kill them and

00:46:46.570 --> 00:46:51.449
it's not the law. Judgment time. And that's from

00:46:51.449 --> 00:46:54.150
Shaka Bodomir for five bucks from five Canadian

00:46:54.150 --> 00:46:58.130
buckaroos. Colin would dislocate his jaw in order

00:46:58.130 --> 00:47:01.750
to be able to gobble him around. Also, happy

00:47:01.750 --> 00:47:04.610
birthday, Colin. It's two weeks in a row. It's

00:47:04.610 --> 00:47:08.849
still not his birthday. Oh, man. It's, again,

00:47:08.929 --> 00:47:11.630
almost three months after now, but thank you

00:47:11.630 --> 00:47:15.610
again. You know, it's appreciated. Also, we got

00:47:15.610 --> 00:47:18.969
Coffee Grounds 13 months as a member. I can't

00:47:18.969 --> 00:47:21.309
believe Colin. Colin gets to quiz about Halo

00:47:21.309 --> 00:47:23.889
lore. You see, that would be another Andy win.

00:47:24.230 --> 00:47:26.809
Yeah, because I don't know any about Halo lore.

00:47:28.929 --> 00:47:33.070
Which I'd happily do it, but, you know. I need

00:47:33.070 --> 00:47:34.869
to think of Bloodborne things. What's, like,

00:47:34.909 --> 00:47:39.449
ranks in Bloodborne, Colin? I never really had

00:47:39.449 --> 00:47:42.409
a PlayStation, so I've never completed Bloodborne.

00:47:43.130 --> 00:47:45.889
But it has, like, the same terminology, which

00:47:45.889 --> 00:47:56.349
is helpful. I'm just naming Space Marine ranks

00:47:56.349 --> 00:48:03.150
at this point. What else do they have? This is

00:48:03.150 --> 00:48:06.110
actually really tough. Andy, I know Hal's gotten

00:48:06.110 --> 00:48:09.469
more than two, likely, so there's no hope for

00:48:09.469 --> 00:48:13.739
me. Don't give up. I believe in you. I'm just

00:48:13.739 --> 00:48:15.820
naming Space Me ranks at this point, honestly.

00:48:16.059 --> 00:48:21.239
I'm just going to go for it. PS4 over Xbox, Mike?

00:48:21.340 --> 00:48:23.900
That's a bad take. Have you seen how many Xbox

00:48:23.900 --> 00:48:27.039
games there are? Backward compatibility, baby.

00:48:27.980 --> 00:48:38.099
Oh, this is really tough, bro. Are we up to submit

00:48:38.099 --> 00:48:40.920
now? Has everyone else done it? Not to distract

00:48:40.920 --> 00:48:45.179
you, Hal. Yo, Amber, when's next episode from

00:48:45.179 --> 00:48:47.400
Medicare Insulin? Is that for my channel? Oh,

00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:52.079
that's almost out to editor now. Well, visual

00:48:52.079 --> 00:48:56.059
editor. Fulgrim is on its way. I just need to

00:48:56.059 --> 00:48:59.199
finish up on that stuff. It's very long. I thought

00:48:59.199 --> 00:49:01.619
it would be under three hours. It wasn't. It

00:49:01.619 --> 00:49:08.750
was over four. It's painfully long. I'm trying

00:49:08.750 --> 00:49:15.969
to remember what... I can't think of anything

00:49:15.969 --> 00:49:20.050
else, honestly. Well, we got a donation from

00:49:20.050 --> 00:49:29.409
Spencer Bejer. Thank you for the $9 .99. He says,

00:49:29.650 --> 00:49:32.630
hello, my favorite degenerates and Eli. Thanks

00:49:32.630 --> 00:49:34.809
for leaving me out of that one. I just wanted

00:49:34.809 --> 00:49:38.369
to point out that the high moon... TF Games multiplayer

00:49:38.369 --> 00:49:42.210
has been revealed. DF re -energized. Discord,

00:49:42.449 --> 00:49:45.650
love your shenanigans. What is TF? Is that Titanfall?

00:49:46.170 --> 00:49:50.409
I meant Team Forge 2. Well, thank you for the

00:49:50.409 --> 00:49:53.570
$9 .99, Spencer. No, I'm siding with Braden.

00:49:53.570 --> 00:49:55.750
I'd rather play Titanfall 2. That's the better

00:49:55.750 --> 00:50:00.429
TF 2. Wrong. Correct. Wrong. Dead game. Dead

00:50:00.429 --> 00:50:06.539
game. TF2 is less dead. How many players were

00:50:06.539 --> 00:50:10.460
bots? I have a good question. What's more likely?

00:50:10.659 --> 00:50:16.039
The next... What's the famous... It's not Gary's

00:50:16.039 --> 00:50:20.199
mod. What's the Gary's mod? What's more likely?

00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:22.559
Half -Life 3 or a historical Total War game?

00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:26.940
They still made a few in between the Warhammer

00:50:26.940 --> 00:50:29.059
ones. Sure, they weren't great, but they did

00:50:29.059 --> 00:50:31.840
make them, like Pharaoh, Troy. I mean, Troy was

00:50:31.840 --> 00:50:34.719
kind of all over the place. Transformers Revived.

00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:37.920
Oh, a Transformers game. That sounds cool. Transformers

00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:40.800
Total War? No, that's what he's referencing.

00:50:41.619 --> 00:50:45.460
The High Moon Transformers games. Multiplayer

00:50:45.460 --> 00:50:49.579
has been revived. Oh, I understand. Transformers

00:50:49.579 --> 00:50:53.199
Re -Energize Discord. Oh, the War for Cybertron.

00:50:54.549 --> 00:50:58.010
Cool. Very cool. I can't think of another generic...

00:50:58.010 --> 00:51:04.369
Oh, no! I need to write one more, Andy. No, it's

00:51:04.369 --> 00:51:07.449
too late. It's too late. You forgot the most

00:51:07.449 --> 00:51:12.050
obvious one. Soundwave is goaded. Well, for that,

00:51:12.190 --> 00:51:14.050
I'm going to remove the point from house score.

00:51:14.130 --> 00:51:16.710
I didn't type it in! Yeah, but you missed the

00:51:16.710 --> 00:51:19.349
obvious one. That's why I'm removing it. I'm

00:51:19.349 --> 00:51:22.829
being sabotaged by the actual movie. Right, right,

00:51:22.829 --> 00:51:27.190
right. Shut your face now. So after that, I've

00:51:27.190 --> 00:51:30.409
gone through my list, and the ones I had were

00:51:30.409 --> 00:51:32.670
Lord Marshal, Justicar, Marshal, Magistrate,

00:51:32.730 --> 00:51:35.010
Judge Proctor, Intelligentsia, Investigator,

00:51:35.250 --> 00:51:37.369
Arbitrator, Regulator, Enforcer, Trooper, Chaser,

00:51:37.409 --> 00:51:42.010
Chaplain, Mortierge, Suffering Marshal, and Verispex

00:51:42.010 --> 00:51:51.099
Adept. I got two. Eli got two points. Colin got

00:51:51.099 --> 00:51:55.179
two points. I removed a point from Hal because

00:51:55.179 --> 00:51:58.780
he didn't put judge, but Hal, I'm afraid, got

00:51:58.780 --> 00:52:01.940
three points. Which means the scores on the doors

00:52:01.940 --> 00:52:06.260
are Colin has three points, Eli has four points,

00:52:06.280 --> 00:52:12.219
and Hal wins with five. It's over. Again. Again.

00:52:13.460 --> 00:52:18.579
Jesus. I mean, that's not my fault at this point.

00:52:20.239 --> 00:52:25.260
It's your fault. I would lose if the others did

00:52:25.260 --> 00:52:30.699
better. That's my only defense. The only quizzes

00:52:30.699 --> 00:52:33.159
that Colin and I will win are the ones that we

00:52:33.159 --> 00:52:38.780
host. I did an Elbon quiz for you two. It was

00:52:38.780 --> 00:52:43.429
our only chance to win one. And we did. We were

00:52:43.429 --> 00:52:47.010
neck and neck the whole time. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

00:52:47.869 --> 00:52:51.309
Unbelievable. Why does victory feel so hollow?

00:52:51.510 --> 00:52:57.409
Isn't... Chad, kill this man. I did also put

00:52:57.409 --> 00:53:00.949
Primaris Lieutenant on my thing as well. Yeah,

00:53:00.969 --> 00:53:03.369
there's Spencer Badger. Minus ten points, Eli

00:53:03.369 --> 00:53:08.429
wins. Spencer Badger for 999. How are my favorite

00:53:08.429 --> 00:53:10.539
degenerates and Eli? I just wanted to point out

00:53:10.539 --> 00:53:12.079
that the Highmoon TF games multiplayer has been

00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:14.380
revived. TF, re -energize Discord. Love your

00:53:14.380 --> 00:53:15.599
shenanigans. Oh, you read that one, didn't you?

00:53:15.860 --> 00:53:18.880
Thank you very much, brother. I don't know what

00:53:18.880 --> 00:53:25.000
to say. It's most like smaller scale stuff. I

00:53:25.000 --> 00:53:28.300
do enjoy like when they, was it Arbiters come

00:53:28.300 --> 00:53:32.179
up on particularly like there's a lot of 40k

00:53:32.179 --> 00:53:34.139
stuff as Eli and Colin probably both know. There's

00:53:34.139 --> 00:53:37.500
a lot of Space Marine like. everywhere so when

00:53:37.500 --> 00:53:40.579
things like eisenhorn trilogy or other things

00:53:40.579 --> 00:53:43.860
that reflect on what is normal imperial like

00:53:43.860 --> 00:53:47.000
day -to -day stuff that can be a lot more grounded

00:53:47.000 --> 00:53:48.800
and exciting and then it feels like the stakes

00:53:48.800 --> 00:53:50.559
are a bit higher there are some cool characters

00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:53.880
who are stuff obviously i think of um godwin

00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:58.150
fishig from eisenhorn trilogy who's jacked you

00:53:58.150 --> 00:54:01.530
know just incredibly jacked he's a tall big big

00:54:01.530 --> 00:54:04.730
boy and he even even as i was like the literal

00:54:04.730 --> 00:54:08.710
like chaos demons and uh demon hosts and you

00:54:08.710 --> 00:54:10.829
know they're literally on alien worlds where

00:54:10.829 --> 00:54:13.809
like the laws of physics don't work he still

00:54:13.809 --> 00:54:16.989
has his little shotgun going around being like

00:54:16.989 --> 00:54:24.130
let's pop some steel boys so enjoyable yeah also

00:54:24.130 --> 00:54:26.489
beast man from sweden 11 months as a member thank

00:54:26.489 --> 00:54:32.360
you very much Awesome. So, against my best efforts...

00:54:32.360 --> 00:54:41.920
I was literally sabotaged. Oh, man. Dutch, get

00:54:41.920 --> 00:54:49.099
out of here. You won by a point. Yes, you did.

00:54:50.460 --> 00:54:55.440
I mean, that's not on me. Andy already named

00:54:55.440 --> 00:54:58.329
two of the... things earlier, didn't you? Oh,

00:54:58.329 --> 00:55:01.610
I feel bad. I think I got one of the two that

00:55:01.610 --> 00:55:07.369
he named. Is there anything you'd recommend?

00:55:07.690 --> 00:55:10.829
Because Andy, you've obviously done a video on

00:55:10.829 --> 00:55:12.650
your own channel about this stuff. Is there anything

00:55:12.650 --> 00:55:14.110
you'd recommend if people want to check him out

00:55:14.110 --> 00:55:17.030
more? The thing is, they don't really have much.

00:55:17.190 --> 00:55:19.630
You've got the Shira Calpurnia books, which is

00:55:19.630 --> 00:55:22.750
free of them. And then everything else is like,

00:55:22.829 --> 00:55:25.090
oh, there's one in the Eisenhorn books. There's

00:55:25.090 --> 00:55:27.360
that. types episode where they're in it briefly

00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:30.039
like there's not much for them uh but the models

00:55:30.039 --> 00:55:31.599
are cool the minis are cool i like their kilting

00:55:31.599 --> 00:55:35.340
minutes okay cool in the um in the first year

00:55:35.340 --> 00:55:38.420
of interest book on um oh the planet's called

00:55:38.420 --> 00:55:41.599
like it's not pro not pearlier is it i think

00:55:41.599 --> 00:55:43.940
it's the planet here's the p um they're like

00:55:43.940 --> 00:55:47.280
the gang world and then um there's a whole section

00:55:47.280 --> 00:55:48.679
where like the gangs basically have an uprising

00:55:48.679 --> 00:55:53.090
and the arbiters like up God, now I'm thinking

00:55:53.090 --> 00:55:57.170
of Arbiter Ian. Oh, it's confusing my head now.

00:55:57.590 --> 00:56:01.489
Arbites. Arbites. Essentially, there's a massive

00:56:01.489 --> 00:56:04.329
gang uprising slash... When I say criminal gang,

00:56:04.429 --> 00:56:07.909
I mean organized crime gangs slash Game of Thrones

00:56:07.909 --> 00:56:12.389
houses. And they basically hold off this entire

00:56:12.389 --> 00:56:14.110
uprising whilst the Space Marines have to go

00:56:14.110 --> 00:56:20.139
and fight the Catan. shard beneath beneath the

00:56:20.139 --> 00:56:22.860
floor in the floorboards in the walls and um

00:56:22.860 --> 00:56:25.380
there's a cool scene where like they are basically

00:56:25.380 --> 00:56:27.719
they're in the palace like the main governor's

00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:29.320
palace they're basically being picked off one

00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:32.019
by one by one and they literally don't give up

00:56:32.019 --> 00:56:33.159
until like the very end where they're about to

00:56:33.159 --> 00:56:35.800
be swarmed and the last two basically go man

00:56:35.800 --> 00:56:37.980
there's loads of explosives let's you know screw

00:56:37.980 --> 00:56:40.619
it and they just like detonate and they so they

00:56:40.619 --> 00:56:42.639
literally held off and they they died to like

00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:45.699
a man they these guys don't care so they they

00:56:45.699 --> 00:56:49.489
rock pretty hard Yeah. And they got shotguns,

00:56:49.489 --> 00:56:53.050
which is cool. I like Gears of War. Also, they

00:56:53.050 --> 00:56:56.170
got big headdresses. Want to read these ones

00:56:56.170 --> 00:56:58.690
out, fellas, before we call it a day? Sure. Oh,

00:56:58.690 --> 00:57:02.250
boy. She'll actually be a member for six months.

00:57:02.389 --> 00:57:05.230
I'm hunting that red ass. My driest ripper is

00:57:05.230 --> 00:57:09.309
ready. Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much.

00:57:11.889 --> 00:57:16.829
Medicare insulin again. Five bucks. This is more

00:57:16.829 --> 00:57:21.980
your... No, this is for you. With Medicare, Hal,

00:57:22.019 --> 00:57:26.380
you might be able to make those ganglion body

00:57:26.380 --> 00:57:29.619
entanglements with that fulgrim wanted post -horrors

00:57:29.619 --> 00:57:32.420
heresy. I don't know. I was actually, I asked

00:57:32.420 --> 00:57:35.699
Ian, who the hell is Ian? No, he's not here.

00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:39.539
I asked Eli because I wanted to see if I should

00:57:39.539 --> 00:57:42.239
include any fulgrim. know modern law that's just

00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:44.940
come out in my new video and there's not much

00:57:44.940 --> 00:57:53.320
so wait for the book book is out though if spencer

00:57:53.320 --> 00:57:57.159
badger 499 thank you also i have become iron

00:57:57.159 --> 00:57:59.780
hands pilled good man in scars the con thought

00:57:59.780 --> 00:58:01.739
ferris was the strongest prime work when he fought

00:58:01.739 --> 00:58:04.199
demon mortarian i forgot about that i haven't

00:58:04.199 --> 00:58:12.369
read the book in years that's epic Red Tithe

00:58:12.369 --> 00:58:15.530
is a pretty good showing of RPGs as well. They

00:58:15.530 --> 00:58:17.590
turn up occasionally, but they're just there.

00:58:17.909 --> 00:58:21.449
They're just there occasionally. Judge Dredd

00:58:21.449 --> 00:58:27.389
is a fantastic movie. Dredd 3D, right? Dredd.

00:58:27.869 --> 00:58:31.250
I watched it for the first time a few months

00:58:31.250 --> 00:58:34.760
ago. Pretty awesome. i need a few months i literally

00:58:34.760 --> 00:58:36.840
remember that came out that was like because

00:58:36.840 --> 00:58:39.059
it was a whole like 3d phase wasn't there like

00:58:39.059 --> 00:58:41.559
in cinemas yeah that was nuts it was a great

00:58:41.559 --> 00:58:45.440
film might actually be a good movie 3d well there's

00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:47.880
one there's one bit in it which i don't like

00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:50.599
it's it's where like the two guys the other dredgers

00:58:50.599 --> 00:58:52.460
like betrayed him he's like what you want to

00:58:52.460 --> 00:58:54.380
say something he's like yeah should i turn around

00:58:54.380 --> 00:58:55.679
and shoot or something like that it's just like

00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:59.659
a bit lame like obviously he got shot but you

00:58:59.659 --> 00:59:06.130
know it's fantastic maybe I suppose Hal wins

00:59:06.130 --> 00:59:09.989
another bloody quiz. I'm not looking forward

00:59:09.989 --> 00:59:12.429
to putting the bloody thing on the podium in

00:59:12.429 --> 00:59:20.050
the end. Alright, that's it. Bye everyone. Bye.

00:59:20.469 --> 00:59:24.849
Thanks for watching. Check out the Discord and

00:59:24.849 --> 00:59:29.070
make memes about Hal and make them mean. Anyway,

00:59:29.670 --> 00:59:34.119
we love him really. well big -headed winner anyway

00:59:34.119 --> 00:59:37.000
bye everyone bye i love you