Hello, ladies and gentlemen, it's Law Crimes,
and in the truest sense... Oh, the music's still
going. Crimes. Is it? I don't hear it. Are you
sure? How? Are you okay? How are you? I think
I'm just... I had the stream up, so I can't hear
a couple then. Oh. I literally was like... I
heard my scene, and I was panicking. I was like...
Welcome, everybody. i opened the chat and immediately
saw chicken jockey god damn it welcome everybody
it's your boys lore crimes we're here uh we're
fair a lot of people who get in they don't know
who someone has specifically said they don't
know who is who i like this far in but as in
i should probably tell you man uh if you don't
see the on -screen stuff there's me how andy
who is our beloved remembrance of basically hosting
this episode um which will be an RBT's Warhammer
quiz. Colin from Pancreas No Work doesn't really
need an introduction. Eli definitely could, you
know, Dead of the Dark God could probably take
all of us at the same time in combat. Just like
load -bearing. Yeah, I'd take all of them. Load
-bearing in combat. It'll be, you know, four
men enter, one man leaves kind of thing. Mad
Max style. But today... is a episode it's another
quiz so if you're listening or playing along
see how well you do um and if you're in the chat
we're those of us who are playing are not reading
it because um we are trying not to get spoiled
we we are doing today andy's choice which is
uh it's not adeptus is it is it They're not called
Arbites. They're not called Arbiters because
that sounds silly. It is Arbites. Take it up
with GamesWorks if you don't like it. That's
how you say it. Arbites. It's got to be Latin.
Dead language. I'm not offending anyone. And
this thing, I specifically picked this faction
because I thought, realistically, I'm probably
the only one who'll ever do it. And also, we
don't want Hal to win this time. So I wanted
to even the playing field. We were going to do
some kind of Space Marine stuff. And then I was
like, no, we don't want Hal to win. So I thought
this is probably the best I could do. Also, before
we start, we did get a donation from Cardshark
for 20 Canadian buckaroos saying hi. Hey, Law
Criminals, I hope this is a good day for all.
I am going to miss the stream because of work,
but I am going to watch Dread. Happy Easter.
Thank you very much. Much love. We also have
a couple, one from Donkeyman. Stream late due
to Hal gooning to Judge Dread. Donkeyman, every
stream. It's true every time. And Glass Laughter,
for two bucks, Hal gets back into the incubation
sack. His face. I've developed this, I would
say, undeserving reputation of being this eldritch
entity in real life, apparently. Not a fake thing.
I mean, not being funny, have you seen what Hal's
subtitle is in this episode? I am in your walls.
Not exactly helping your case, if I'm honest.
Listen, I am my own greatest champion. I think
I am... like not funny and also funny it is is
a complete contradiction and that's how i like
to live in this world completely you know just
just ruining everyone's time and oh no we lost
colin no no oh no colin's gone we'll take this
off for a second and while we're waiting for
colin we also got a donation from non -dormant
colin and andy i need your input i want to introduce
my cousin and his girlfriend to warhammer fantasy
setting and ttrpg this weekend any advice for
a new dm Hi, Colin. Here you go. Now you're back
in. Viewer with a cousin and a girlfriend wants
to get them to Warhammer Fantasy. Any advice
for a new DM? Well, I think I hope they're different
people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not... You're
going to leave... The first session, wishing
you did things better, and that's just kind of
inevitable for a new DM. That's just how it's
going to be. Learn from what you did right, learn
from what you did wrong, and just, you know,
plan some things out. Don't raw dog it completely.
Have at least an outline of the plot beats you
want to hit. You don't need to stick to them.
Sometimes players just kind of, you know, I mean,
just do whatever. I mean, I was playing a Star
Wars game once, and we all collectively decided
that, yes, We would like to form a bank as Sith
Lords. This is our enterprise for the session.
Fuck your main plot. So have an idea for what
you want to do, but they might decide it's time
to wander off. So don't railroad a bit if you
need to, but don't make it aggressive. Like if
they say, oh, I want to check this out. Don't
go, no, fucking idiot. Not ideal. Just remember,
Warhammer is grim and funny. It's just a weird
combo. Think of that. As for Warhammer, just
don't let them see the price tag. Maybe supply
the first few minis for them, and then once they're
in and hooked... And maybe ease them into characters
like Morathi, because that's a lot to deal with.
Oh, I don't think Colin would. Nothing easy about
that, baby. We're going in. Alright, okay. I've
plugged the Discord in the chat, by the way.
Join the Discord. It'll be in the description
of the video as well. Today, though, again, if
you don't know anything about Arpity's, like,
kind of the rest of us here, this is how we do.
Should we go around saying how confident we all
feel, I guess? Yeah. We'll see if you started.
Good old me taking the trouble, sorry. I don't
feel... horrible like because i've read books
where they are like side storylines within them
but um if you if i was asked you know if you
know saving my family's life based on my rbt's
law sorry sorry it's over it's over dude dutch
is coming in with a real good point just lie
about the price exactly and then when they're
in and they're buying it themselves it's too
late dutch Lie to your partner, he says in the
gaming storyteller. Look, if you're a good enough
liar, they'll never find out. Eli, what's your
expertise or knowledge about the RVTs? Minimal.
As much as whenever a character in a book interacts
with them, and that's it. They were in Holland?
What about you? You know, Andy, as I was telling
you before we started, I've got plenty of bangers
ready to go, a few of which, if any, are actually
about the Arbetes. Huge. Wonderful. We've got
some nice foul things I'm cooking up. Don't you
worry. Or do. I have constructed this to be not
too cruel, because obviously the Arbetes only
have so much lore. They are very much a peripheral
faction. Even calling them a faction is not quite...
like they're kind of small they're kind of one
note they're more like um they're facilitators
of world building rather than a world building
thing on themselves but there are some interesting
things here and there so i guess we'll get through
it um but with that let's get cracking with question
number one what is the gothic name given to imperial
law written within the so -called book of judgment
This is for every citizen of the Imperium. There
is a law. The Imperial law. Come on, TTS episode.
Fuck, what was it? I'm trying to remember it.
They mentioned it. Yep. Bruh. Oh, it's already
cooked. Okay. It's easy. It's not easy when you
don't know anything. I think a flash of inspiration
just hit me. I'm probably wrong, though. To be
fair, it's Imperial Naming Conventions. It would
easily be something else if you didn't know how
to translate Latin perfectly. It's pretty generic,
I guess, if that helps. Alternatively, just add
an us or an is to the end of a word and you're
probably halfway there. I'm just going to do
that now. Okay. There you go. Cool. So we got
all... either i'm already not proud of my contribution
to this warhammer uh journey that we're all going
through right now that's okay we'll get there
uh question the second arbiters use a cybernetic
dog to aid in their investigations and also to
track down criminals who are being a bit cheeky
what are they called what are these doggos called
i think i actually do know this one because this
is the cutest model And then you can add this
into Grey Knights. I just want to point out that
there is, in fact, dog on bed. There is dog.
There should be a dog. Dog. Colin's muted right
now. That's crazy. Colin's muted. Every time
Colin gets the mute. We've only been doing this
like three, two years. The fact you think I know
what I'm doing is I'm glad you have such a high
opinion of me. No one knows what they're doing.
It was quite delightful just seeing Colin there
going I have no idea what he's saying, but he's
into it. He's giggling away in secret. Also,
thank you Angry Homunculus for sending me a message
of just the Drudge Dread Carl Urban scene via
Discord. Thank you very much. Okay, dun -dun
-dun. Everyone's sending their answers. Last
of the easy questions. While Space Marine chapters
have fortress monasteries, what is the equivalent
for the Arbites? Now, they have one in every
world they're stationed, no matter if it's one
or two guys or a hundred. So, what's their base
of operations called? Is it okay, Your Honor,
if my spelling is perhaps... of that yeah of
your old maybe work is you dyslexic kind of this
is in the eisenhorn book i do i'm trying to remember
eisenhorn hereticus it's somewhere in there that's
the only that's one of the only books i've read
with rbds in it and i read that book a long time
ago so i don't know Wow, that really is... I
think you might have that can't spell words thing.
Yeah. I think you are dyslexic. I've misspelled
Kyphos Kane how many times in my life? To be
honest, another thing I always do, shield. I
know it's supposed to be shield, but I'm always
like shield. So I think it's spelt wrong. Shield,
not shield. I would always spell business wrong.
My entire class would spell buisness, and our
teacher would make fun of us. To be fair, that
is how they spell it in France. Right. Let's
go through the answers. So for the easy section...
What was that about, Rich? The French need to
be executed for the pronunciation of colonel.
Not for Pertoni. Oh, what's... Alright then,
Colin, what's your opinion on Lieutenant? I...
It makes me want to say some real bad words.
Okay, moving on. So, what was the gothic name
given to Imperial lore? And I'm actually quite
happy with, well, two of you. Just to... Oh,
God. So... No, actually, just one of you. How
put Imperial Cuckus... Okay. Hey, I Latinized
it. Thank you, Colin. Eli put how to play Dota
2 top 10 tips for beginners. However, Colin was
correct with the Lex Imperialis. Dude, fucking
huge. My one. Oh, my God. His pancreas doesn't
work. His RBT's law is still... It's all over
now. Oh, dude, wait till the medium section.
That's when what I've been cooking is making
its debut. Oh, dear. Well, second question was,
what are the cybernetic dogs used to help their
investigations? Colin, let me down on this one.
Just put dog. Just dog. Is it not a dog? Yeah,
but dog is not sufficient. You can't just say
dog. I know you got it. He's being mean. Doug.
However, Eli put Cybermastiff sounds like the
model from Tabletop, and also Halpern Cybermastiff,
which is correct. I'm remembering it now from
Necromunda. Yeah, to be fair, the Sisters of
Silence also use them, so that's kind of cool.
They're like, Doug, be cool. interesting variety
for the third question which is what's the equivalent
of a fortress monetary for our bts uh colin did
a did a halo and put the pillar of autumn autumn
it's very nice um eli put creep barracks from
the hit game defense of the ancients too yes
sir i don't know what that means Did anyone ever
play, what's that gaming, was it Armour Games,
I mean, the website? Yeah, last year. Oh, yeah.
The gems, like the gem fort game with the little
bugs, and you had to combine the gems into different
combos to make them stronger. Damn, I miss that.
I can't remember much of that. I was a mini -clip
kid. Oh, man. Childhood. God. There was also
that one where it was something aimed or something,
and you had stone men, and it... cavemen to medieval
to then futuristic and then they came across
the screen and they slowly got better. I heard
the music from that the other day in a video.
Like when they fight each other? Is it that one?
Yeah. That was in a YouTube video I watched the
other day. So good. Eli, I'm about to lower your
smile there. Hal put Precinct Fort which I think
he means Precinct Fortress. Which is correct.
Is it Fortress? Yeah, Fortress, but I'll give
you that. I'll give you that. So at the end of
the first round, Colin and Eli have one point,
Hal has two. Guys! The whole point of this is
to give you a chance. It's still Imperial lore.
We're still... What else is there? What else
is there? The other time, the last one, we've
done Necrons. There's nothing left. It's just
Imperials all the time. That's what Warhammer
is. In the first Euroventress book, there's like
a whole... The book is mostly the human side
characters and there's a big plot around Arbites
and their precinct gets munched. They never live
in any poor Euroventress book. Eli, you and me
gotta go back and forth on making an Axis and
Allies quiz and then a Dead by Daylight quiz.
It's just crazy. Oh, dear. Are you guys ready
for the intermediate section? Hell yeah. Do we
want to read donations before the next section?
Oh, yeah, we should, yeah. Good idea. So before
we do that... Will you guys let me read this?
I looked at one of the later ones. Thuglas Elbasso.
Thank you for the five euros. Colin's right.
I wish an Eldar mommy with Emma Frost eyes would
put my face between those. Marvel rival. Bucky
and her need to team up because Bucky says again
when he ults and I say again when she command
grabs me and steps on my throat. I will be. Not
controlled. It's another Colin one. Medicare
insulin. Hell yeah. I like that name. With the
five bucks, you'll have been sick, Colin, with
stomach bugs. Sorry to hear. Can we split a new
stomach? Wow. I'll go halfsies on it. Angry homunculus
for two pounds. James workshops not the law.
I am the law, which is very on point. Appreciate
that, brother. Medicare insulin with a Ted now.
Thank you. Wow, this is foul. Colin, how much
for a spin -off episode of Eisenhorn? Please
use Andy as Eisenhorn's naked homunculus or psychic.
Reveal Andy. He's jumping out the window. Wow.
Shout out to the sun being outside in Andy's
room for the first time. I don't think we've
seen that yet. In the UK, we're streaming here
like... 10, 11 at night. Yeah, that's fair. Sorry,
I needed some fresh air after that one. Flux.
Flumox Buffoon 87. Thank you very much for the
$10. Funny name. Have some money, boys. Catch
the VOD later. Cue anthraxes. I am the law. And
turn the volume up to 11, then break that shiz
off. Thank you very much. Thank you so much,
brother. Romulus. Wow. Oh, this is for anyone.
Anyone want to take this one? Oh, I got a compliment
off Riff. This is new. Crazy, crazy. Thank you
for the 10. Colin has a voice for radio. Meanwhile,
Hal has a face for radio. Eli makes up for his
beta height with homoerotic bodybuilding. And
Andy looks like he hangs out near playground.
Love the show. The last one's not a compliment.
It's by far the worst. No, it's not. You look
like a dad. We'll say, how about that? You look
like a dad. She's saying who's dad, but still.
I'm going to say who's dad. Bloody shirt music
for two bucks. Thoughts on new drop pods, boys?
I didn't know there was new drop pods. They look
like drop pods. It is in effect a drop pod. I've
heard that the doors don't close on them, which
is kind of sad. This is in fact a drop pod, yeah.
next week's episode is all part of the whole
podcast tune in for the next quiz and it's all
drop pods law that'd be fun don warren lieutenant
is just the wrong pronunciation the word is a
combination of lou as in luav and tenant yeah
lieutenant where's the f Jack Ed for 10 bucks.
How much fist would a Mephiston fist if a Mephiston
could fist me? A Mephiston would fist as much
of me as a Mephiston could fist if a Mephiston
could fist me. In brackets, I'm gay. Thank you,
Jack Ed. Jack Ed will never fail to deliver I'm
gay. He will pause time while he does that. Alright.
Dude, I haven't seen unironic part one memes
on my Twitter timeline lately. I feel like I'm
back in 2014. It's great. That's awesome. That
was ten years ago. Oh, God. Intermediate. Let's
go. Okay, so question number four. What is the
typical non -lethal melee weapon used by arbiters
to incapacitate criminals? Non -lethal? It's
not a gun. Yeah. And just so we're clear, it
doesn't mean you might not break their bones
in the process, or slightly rearrange their face,
but it's not going to kill them, probably. So,
it is Warhammer, after all. Not confident this
is the right name for it, but I know exactly
what it is. I don't want to give any hints to
the other guys there, but... Eli's writing the
right... One of you's going to write the right
thing, the other one's going to write something
diabolical. I've been watching too much. It's
always sunny in Philadelphia recently. It's making
me a worse human being. I need to show my wife
that show. Okay, fair enough, Colin. Question
number five. Riot squads of judges can vary in
size from 5, 10, 15, or even 20 men. Regardless
of their size, what is the leader of a squad
ranked? What are they called? What's the name
of the guy in charge? Then I was thinking of
the meme of the guy on the Joe Rogan thing where
he's like, I want 10 hard men. The guy's saying
that. I'm not thinking of that. Believe it or
not. I can't remember. I know from the tabletop.
I know what the models are, but I don't remember
which one is the leader one. Huge mug mention.
peep the babe to march i think it's also mike
i did see the meme well done i think it's this
one i don't have my army there's a whole time
when like people who played grey knights They
have to have an RBT squad at the home base, because
there's nothing else that was cheap enough to
stay near your home base, but then they got stickies
with other strike squads. And my Grey Knights
were not updated! Painful. Shout out to my World
Eaters, by the way, who the Codex leaked early,
and now Angron is unplayable. Thank you. Thank
you, James. Thank you, James. Oh, my boy. They
massacred my boy. Just went on Eli. What's he
gonna put? What's he gonna put? He's cooking.
He's cooking. Is he writing out the entire instruction
manual of how to play Dota 2? I send my thing.
Oh, wow. Okay. Question number six. What is the
name given to the chamber wherein law reform
is conducted on Holy Terror? Hint. Have a stab
at it. You'll probably get it right because it's
really generic. So what's like, what's the big
chamber where all the, like the laws get done.
It's really generic. I promise. I'm trying. It's
more generic than that. I'm afraid. It's more.
It's more. All right. I'm going to take this
handicap you've given me and try and generic
it up a couple notches. If it's something like
the room of something, I'm going to be so annoyed.
It's going to be like the back room or something.
You might be annoyed, Hal. I'm just going to
say it. You might be very annoyed. I'm just going
to remove a word. I've gone as imperial as I
can. i feel like there's no way it like it can't
be more complicated well intermediate section's
done so question number four uh what is the non
-lethal melee weapon used by arbiters colin put
the blogulon butthole which is funny as that
sounds i i cannot give it a point as much as
i want to um Eli put stun stick, I don't know
the name, give me half a point, please. And Hal
put power maul. The correct answer is a shock
maul. But a power maul is technically a big old
force weapon that would crush you to death. But
I'm tempted because Eli said it's a stun stick.
I think I'll give you a point for that. Because
it's the most accurate one. I had Maul. Yeah,
but do you mean like the shock is the important
part, not the Maul. A Maul is like bludgeons
you to death. It's a shock Maul. Yeah, it's like
a shock baton. So if you said shock baton, I'd
be like, yeah, okay. But I'm going to give Eli
a point for that. This is still huge. Just because,
again, like a power Maul. denotes it would obliterate
someone's head yeah like that's a bit too much
yeah it would be like that scene you know that
like execution in doom eternal where you just
kind of go and he goes head falls into his neck
it's like that that would be the that would be
the effect i want the new game um just just a
month just a month um question number five right
squads what's the guy in charge called some good
answers uh Hal put Vigilant, which is incorrect,
I'm afraid. No, it was the other one. Colin put
Prefect, which is close, but it's incorrect.
I'm sorry to say. If it's Prefectus, I'm going
to have a stroke. Not quite. Eli put Riot, the
company behind the hit game League of Legends
that, while successful, will never be as grand
as Dota 2. If you are interested in more, check
out the documentary Free to Play on the Valve
YouTube channel. Thanks for plugging that. It's
like 11 years old. Watch the original one. I
think I watched that when it came out. The correct
answer, which I'm afraid I can give nil -pois
to anyone, is a proctor. Oh, it was the other
one. That's so annoying. Vigilant sounds more
in charge, doesn't it? Like, it sounds more...
Proctor. And now the... Proctologist. Anyway,
the... This one's going to get you guys. You
guys are going to be livid about this one, I
think. What is the place on Holy Terror where
they make all the decisions? I'll get Eli's out
of the way. Eli was a bit mean. He said Colin's
cuck chamber, which was very mean. What the fuck?
It was alliteration. He's so angry, but he just
likes to watch Teclis do things without him.
Leave him be. Please draw more pregnant Colin
Hart in the Discord fan art. No, do not tell
her that she fucking will. I got DM'd that one
day. That was what I woke up to. Wow, what a
way to start the day. Haven't had your coffee
and you see that, wow. Colin put the senatorium,
which I'm afraid is incorrect. Al put the vault
of judging. Do you want to know what it is? The
judge room? The hall of judgment. It's so close.
Judging is not judgment. Judging is like, oh,
look at her. Stop. That's two different things.
It's a hall. I don't think. That's why I was
like, it's generic as hell. That's why I was
even like, it's the chamber. Of secrets. So yeah,
I'm afraid I can't give any points for that either.
I thought it was like, because it was terror,
it must be like a vault in something, because
there's no way it's something worse than a vault.
Vault of glass? Like it's so, oh bro, it was
a temple, oh god. So close. So at the end of
round two, Colin has one point, but Eli and Hal
are joint at two points. We might deny him, guys.
We might deny him. Keep going. Keep going, please.
Should we do some donations for the experts?
We do. I like this one. LawCrime's littlest piggy
bank. Two dollars. Thank you. Thank you, brother.
Thank you. Has to clarify, not going for Andy
having a dad pod. Bro, we knew. I was going for
Andy having something in common with Linux users.
That's pretty crazy. Hang on, hang on. What did
you just say? Are you a Linux user, Colin? Linux?
Thank you. Linux. Calm down. Linux tech tips.
next one dude i'm waiting today this is this
is this is a good day for me for once this this
guy is unhinged don't i don't even want to read
it i can't believe it i'll read it oh dude he's
spitting facts the whole way through thank you
for the 89 dkk i'm not sure what that is but
that's uh thank you Love you guys, but Collins
takes are the best. Good man. His pancreas may
not work, but his arguments are based. Good man.
Horus Harry should never have been that long.
Good man. I think all of us kind of agree with
that. There's some... But fun pitch. Wotan versus
Eldar book series? Yes. Give me the War of the
Beard in space. That'd be awesome. Wow. There
are some Horus Heresy books that could be removed
and it wouldn't change the entire Horus Heresy.
Yeah, like half of them. Just give the others
three points and Al can't win. It's a Warhammer
quiz and knowing stuff about Warhammer is punished,
bro. Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. Biggest
reason humans from fantasy are stronger than
40K evolving on a magical super earth with 3
.5, four times earth gravity being created by
the old ones to fight chaos or faith of better
gods. This is from that little, I'm assuming
your reference in the, uh, what it was on with
Andy law and, uh, lore master of so tech, Jesus
Christ. I don't know why that took so long to
get out. Yes. Uh, maybe it was fun. a different
one different handy matt uh for 10 bucks for
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yeah he's top of the list for me Also, I'll have
you know that if it has a label, it ain't moonshine.
It may not be legal, but it certainly goes down
strong. Oh my god. What was that? That's my intent.
Were you getting ready to narrate a Ford commercial?
Hey, you do your British accent right now, and
then we'll see how it goes. Go on. It's not good.
Read the donation in your British accent. Go
on. Right now. I love you guys, but Colin's takes
are the worst. His pancreas doesn't work and
it shouldn't. Listen, I didn't expect bloody
drunk Dobby. Sorry, Dobby. It was a good impression,
Al. It just wasn't expected. It's really hard
to do American accent. Mester has given Dobby
a cum sock. Dobby is free. Oh no. Right. Are
we all... Good for the final round before the
bonus question, which I think is going to be
the decider at this rate. Hard question time.
The Dobby cum sock is canon. Anyway, question
number seven. The highest ranking member of the
RBTs maintains a seat as a member of the High
Lords of Terror. What is his rank? What's the
highest ranked arbiter there is? Big cheese.
Chapter master equivalent. Fella who sits on
stuff. I know what a really high -ranking one
is called, but this is something above this one.
Big hint. Three different words to make his title.
It's three words. It's something, something,
something. These three words. So it wasn't what
I was thinking then. It's more... Nice one, Eli.
just do something while you're typing is it you
said there's three right there's three words
on this one yeah something something something
oh he already knows more than me i think i know
i know kind of what i know what the i'm just
trying to work out what the first two words were
so i think i know one of them already i just
don't know what now i'm going to change my answer
So I'm like angry. I'm on Kinesis once. Grand
piss man. Very good. Very similar to other stuff
in God things. Can we ask Andy Fanart when that's
a real question? No, no, no. Leave that era of
like old rooster teeth weird fans in history
where it belongs. Rooster teeth, bro. The kids
won't know what that is soon. It's going to be
gone. Bernie bought it again. It's coming back.
Is it? Bernie bought it again, yeah. The website
got updated. Bernie Sanders? Why? I don't know.
Andy changed my name. This is preposterous. I
didn't even realize. I'm not Bernie Burns. I
don't know what he has planned cooking. Gavin,
where are you? He was on a stream with Ray not
too long ago. Man. This is like 15 year old lore
we're talking about. When did I become my dad?
Bro. Talking about the Halo times in the small
office. Bro. Did I not hit send? I did hit send.
Oh, I sent that to Dutch. Not going to do him
any good. There we go. Okay. Question number
eight. That one wasn't even that bad. It's just
true. Question number eight. Which forge world
is responsible for forging armor that is most
favored by the Arbites? This is a suit of armor
and their shields. There's a specific forge world
that makes the majority of it. Could we have
a hint? I'm just going to take a shot in the
dark. Alright, here's a hint. It's Forge World
something. Wow. Crazy. I gave you two out of
three words. Come on. May I speak for the rest
of the law criminals when we say, can we get
at least a first letter? H. Oh. We don't know.
No. I bet you were thinking, does it begin with
M? No, no, it doesn't. No, and the good gluts
go to Mars. What's the Michael Jackson house
that was defunct? Neverland? Not that then. Eli,
what is this? Can I answer it? I'm going to have
to save this. Well, it has an H. I think I lost
the plot a little bit. No, it's over. I'm so
sorry. I'm so sorry. I've given you a little
bit of a helping because I've mentioned this
to you guys a few times before. There is only
one omnibus detailing the story of an arbiter
called Enforcer. What is the name of the character?
Who is the protagonist? It's like the only book
series that has an arbiter. I don't remember
her name, but I remember you mentioning it multiple
times. I know the artwork. I know the artwork
of that book. What's her name? Yeah, I have no
idea. There you go, Andy. You can have fun with
that. I'll send you another nice picture. This
is not the right character. This is a fantasy
character, but it sounds like the most generic
name that could fit. Did you put, like, Luthor
Huss? Oh, God, I've got to save this one, too.
What's the... Who's the one from Godric and Felix?
Is it Begins with a U? Not Ursula. Urka? The
one he ties to a vampire? Oh, my God. Ulrich.
Ulrica. It's not that, but it's in the same game.
Ulrica Magdova Strugov. Who's technically not.
It's like a hybrid from a Von Karstein and a
Lamian, and then they got rid of that. Didn't
they? I mean, they did a lot of retconning in
Gotrek and Felix. I think Max used to be a...
He was either a gold wizard that turned into
a light wizard, or he was a light wizard that
turned into a gold wizard. They never really
specify in the books. Because we can't have nice
things. No. You will never know who is who. There
will be 500 different origin stories for Vlad
von Karstein. The Emperor's lore will be changed
every five minutes when a new Horus heresy book
comes out. We will kill you if you demand consistency.
You will be hung in the streets and beaten like
Mussolini. Jesus. Okay. Anyway, answers for the
hard section. So the first one, question number
seven. What's the highest ranking member of the
RBTs? I feel good about this. Colin put Emperor's
finest jackboot. Eli put Dota 2 top ranked immortal.
Big deal. How put Lord High Marshal? The correct
answer, which none of you got, was Grand Provost
Marshal. I'm remembering hearing all of these
things later, like after they're said. The neuron
fires, and I remember hearing about it, but I'm
not remembering it in time to be helpful. I'm
so close all the time, bro. Why were you so offended
at my answer? Why were you so offended when I
said my answer, and it's not even bad? I was
just like, oh, he's given up. Fair enough. Hal,
you were not close. You got one out of three.
Come on. It was Grand Provost Marshall. Should
have felt more Bloodborne, to be honest. Bloodborne
2. Kind of. Which Forgeworld provides the majority
of armor to them? I'll put Hump Day. Forgeworld
Hump Day. Bingo, Colin. Forgeworld Highguard,
the Cybertronians who followed Megatron at the
end of the great movie Transformers 1 to become
the Decepticons. Very good. I actually have to
just show you this because I didn't receive words
from Eli. I received a picture. This is what
Eli sent me. Now, pictures say a thousand words.
What am I supposed to do with this, Eli? What
am I supposed to do with this? Can we describe
this for the audience listeners, please, Eli?
Bring it around. It's really bad Squidward. One
may even say pregnant Squidward if you wish to
see it that way. And on the subject of Eli sending
me pictures... He's in the depths of Gmod, never
to return. On the subject of Eli sending me pictures
with who is the character from the Enforcer book,
as the last question of Hard Mode, Eli sent me
this. This. What is this, Eli? Explain yourself.
Why is this a thing? Why is this a thing? Why
am I hearing that? It's like... Tag people pregante.
By the way, if Colin loses this, he has to do
a complete run of Dark Souls 2 from start to
finish. Oh no! A game I like! Yeah, no quitting.
But Hal put Katarina and Colin put I want Luna
Snow's belly to swell with my child. Both were
incorrect. The answer was She -Ra Halpernia.
One's incorrect, but the other's disgusting.
Unashamed. I need... No, we're not going to say
that. We're going to cut the... We're going to
draw the line somewhere. Look, if I don't sit,
he died for nothing. Oh my gosh. Okay. So the
scores remain unchanged. Two points to Eli and
Hal. One point to Colin. However, we've got one
bonus round. And this, I'm giving you points
are plenty to win. Theoretically, you have a
chance to win as many as 18 points. Oh, my gosh.
Well, it's probably over. Yeah, because I knew
you would probably struggle with these. And there's
not too much, but, like, okay. You already know
a few of these because we've mentioned them.
The bonus question is, name me as many. ranks
of the rbts that you can it's over as many as
you can i wasn't i was not listening well enough
to the answers i was gonna know like three of
these and it's gonna be jover yeah remember there's
18 potential answers that's crazy 18 uh what's
that Also, while you guys are typing, if you'd
like to see some other horrendous memes, please
check out our Discord. They're happening all
the time. They're not always about... I can't
remember the sergeant one, son of a bitch. I
don't know. It's so over. It was not proctologist,
I'll tell you that. That triggered the memory.
Thank you, Andy. You're welcome. Irrational sense.
Andy bringing out the disappointed dad voice.
I really was. And while you're tapping, because
I knew this would be quite a while, so I'll just
read out some donations while you're tapping
away. Jack N for five bucks. The pancreas man
was mean to the space wolves. Fuck his takes.
Logan Grimnard is my dog. Nice. Good man. Yeah,
you should be put down. Elizabeth Young finished
Scars last night and there were at least a couple
of parts where I teared up. Jagged Eyes combo
with Magnus was sad to me. It's a great book
because it has white scars in it. See? Raw 666.
Question. Since Hal's weak outside Imperium of
Man, why not quizzes that focus on Warhammer
Fantasy or Age of Sigmar? Here's the trouble.
Because now you don't know anything about Age
of Sigmar or Warhammer Fantasy. This is just
Andy and Hal making quizzes so that they can
win each other's quizzes. I've won other quizzes,
though. Donkey Man USA. Hal Gavin is on the Regulation
Podcast with Jeff. I don't know how to say it
without sounding mean, but like the OG Rooster
Teeth people kind of all did find their own things
to do. Damn. That's cool. Wow, it's been a long
time since I've watched that. Rich Mac for five
New Zealanders. Jesus died for our sins on Easter.
Shame he didn't die for our Colin's pancreas.
If he did, it might still work. Crazy sentence.
bunny call in car lab and voice. Kill them and
it's not the law. Judgment time. And that's from
Shaka Bodomir for five bucks from five Canadian
buckaroos. Colin would dislocate his jaw in order
to be able to gobble him around. Also, happy
birthday, Colin. It's two weeks in a row. It's
still not his birthday. Oh, man. It's, again,
almost three months after now, but thank you
again. You know, it's appreciated. Also, we got
Coffee Grounds 13 months as a member. I can't
believe Colin. Colin gets to quiz about Halo
lore. You see, that would be another Andy win.
Yeah, because I don't know any about Halo lore.
Which I'd happily do it, but, you know. I need
to think of Bloodborne things. What's, like,
ranks in Bloodborne, Colin? I never really had
a PlayStation, so I've never completed Bloodborne.
But it has, like, the same terminology, which
is helpful. I'm just naming Space Marine ranks
at this point. What else do they have? This is
actually really tough. Andy, I know Hal's gotten
more than two, likely, so there's no hope for
me. Don't give up. I believe in you. I'm just
naming Space Me ranks at this point, honestly.
I'm just going to go for it. PS4 over Xbox, Mike?
That's a bad take. Have you seen how many Xbox
games there are? Backward compatibility, baby.
Oh, this is really tough, bro. Are we up to submit
now? Has everyone else done it? Not to distract
you, Hal. Yo, Amber, when's next episode from
Medicare Insulin? Is that for my channel? Oh,
that's almost out to editor now. Well, visual
editor. Fulgrim is on its way. I just need to
finish up on that stuff. It's very long. I thought
it would be under three hours. It wasn't. It
was over four. It's painfully long. I'm trying
to remember what... I can't think of anything
else, honestly. Well, we got a donation from
Spencer Bejer. Thank you for the $9 .99. He says,
hello, my favorite degenerates and Eli. Thanks
for leaving me out of that one. I just wanted
to point out that the high moon... TF Games multiplayer
has been revealed. DF re -energized. Discord,
love your shenanigans. What is TF? Is that Titanfall?
I meant Team Forge 2. Well, thank you for the
$9 .99, Spencer. No, I'm siding with Braden.
I'd rather play Titanfall 2. That's the better
TF 2. Wrong. Correct. Wrong. Dead game. Dead
game. TF2 is less dead. How many players were
bots? I have a good question. What's more likely?
The next... What's the famous... It's not Gary's
mod. What's the Gary's mod? What's more likely?
Half -Life 3 or a historical Total War game?
They still made a few in between the Warhammer
ones. Sure, they weren't great, but they did
make them, like Pharaoh, Troy. I mean, Troy was
kind of all over the place. Transformers Revived.
Oh, a Transformers game. That sounds cool. Transformers
Total War? No, that's what he's referencing.
The High Moon Transformers games. Multiplayer
has been revived. Oh, I understand. Transformers
Re -Energize Discord. Oh, the War for Cybertron.
Cool. Very cool. I can't think of another generic...
Oh, no! I need to write one more, Andy. No, it's
too late. It's too late. You forgot the most
obvious one. Soundwave is goaded. Well, for that,
I'm going to remove the point from house score.
I didn't type it in! Yeah, but you missed the
obvious one. That's why I'm removing it. I'm
being sabotaged by the actual movie. Right, right,
right. Shut your face now. So after that, I've
gone through my list, and the ones I had were
Lord Marshal, Justicar, Marshal, Magistrate,
Judge Proctor, Intelligentsia, Investigator,
Arbitrator, Regulator, Enforcer, Trooper, Chaser,
Chaplain, Mortierge, Suffering Marshal, and Verispex
Adept. I got two. Eli got two points. Colin got
two points. I removed a point from Hal because
he didn't put judge, but Hal, I'm afraid, got
three points. Which means the scores on the doors
are Colin has three points, Eli has four points,
and Hal wins with five. It's over. Again. Again.
Jesus. I mean, that's not my fault at this point.
It's your fault. I would lose if the others did
better. That's my only defense. The only quizzes
that Colin and I will win are the ones that we
host. I did an Elbon quiz for you two. It was
our only chance to win one. And we did. We were
neck and neck the whole time. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Unbelievable. Why does victory feel so hollow?
Isn't... Chad, kill this man. I did also put
Primaris Lieutenant on my thing as well. Yeah,
there's Spencer Badger. Minus ten points, Eli
wins. Spencer Badger for 999. How are my favorite
degenerates and Eli? I just wanted to point out
that the Highmoon TF games multiplayer has been
revived. TF, re -energize Discord. Love your
shenanigans. Oh, you read that one, didn't you?
Thank you very much, brother. I don't know what
to say. It's most like smaller scale stuff. I
do enjoy like when they, was it Arbiters come
up on particularly like there's a lot of 40k
stuff as Eli and Colin probably both know. There's
a lot of Space Marine like. everywhere so when
things like eisenhorn trilogy or other things
that reflect on what is normal imperial like
day -to -day stuff that can be a lot more grounded
and exciting and then it feels like the stakes
are a bit higher there are some cool characters
who are stuff obviously i think of um godwin
fishig from eisenhorn trilogy who's jacked you
know just incredibly jacked he's a tall big big
boy and he even even as i was like the literal
like chaos demons and uh demon hosts and you
know they're literally on alien worlds where
like the laws of physics don't work he still
has his little shotgun going around being like
let's pop some steel boys so enjoyable yeah also
beast man from sweden 11 months as a member thank
you very much Awesome. So, against my best efforts...
I was literally sabotaged. Oh, man. Dutch, get
out of here. You won by a point. Yes, you did.
I mean, that's not on me. Andy already named
two of the... things earlier, didn't you? Oh,
I feel bad. I think I got one of the two that
he named. Is there anything you'd recommend?
Because Andy, you've obviously done a video on
your own channel about this stuff. Is there anything
you'd recommend if people want to check him out
more? The thing is, they don't really have much.
You've got the Shira Calpurnia books, which is
free of them. And then everything else is like,
oh, there's one in the Eisenhorn books. There's
that. types episode where they're in it briefly
like there's not much for them uh but the models
are cool the minis are cool i like their kilting
minutes okay cool in the um in the first year
of interest book on um oh the planet's called
like it's not pro not pearlier is it i think
it's the planet here's the p um they're like
the gang world and then um there's a whole section
where like the gangs basically have an uprising
and the arbiters like up God, now I'm thinking
of Arbiter Ian. Oh, it's confusing my head now.
Arbites. Arbites. Essentially, there's a massive
gang uprising slash... When I say criminal gang,
I mean organized crime gangs slash Game of Thrones
houses. And they basically hold off this entire
uprising whilst the Space Marines have to go
and fight the Catan. shard beneath beneath the
floor in the floorboards in the walls and um
there's a cool scene where like they are basically
they're in the palace like the main governor's
palace they're basically being picked off one
by one by one and they literally don't give up
until like the very end where they're about to
be swarmed and the last two basically go man
there's loads of explosives let's you know screw
it and they just like detonate and they so they
literally held off and they they died to like
a man they these guys don't care so they they
rock pretty hard Yeah. And they got shotguns,
which is cool. I like Gears of War. Also, they
got big headdresses. Want to read these ones
out, fellas, before we call it a day? Sure. Oh,
boy. She'll actually be a member for six months.
I'm hunting that red ass. My driest ripper is
ready. Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Medicare insulin again. Five bucks. This is more
your... No, this is for you. With Medicare, Hal,
you might be able to make those ganglion body
entanglements with that fulgrim wanted post -horrors
heresy. I don't know. I was actually, I asked
Ian, who the hell is Ian? No, he's not here.
I asked Eli because I wanted to see if I should
include any fulgrim. know modern law that's just
come out in my new video and there's not much
so wait for the book book is out though if spencer
badger 499 thank you also i have become iron
hands pilled good man in scars the con thought
ferris was the strongest prime work when he fought
demon mortarian i forgot about that i haven't
read the book in years that's epic Red Tithe
is a pretty good showing of RPGs as well. They
turn up occasionally, but they're just there.
They're just there occasionally. Judge Dredd
is a fantastic movie. Dredd 3D, right? Dredd.
I watched it for the first time a few months
ago. Pretty awesome. i need a few months i literally
remember that came out that was like because
it was a whole like 3d phase wasn't there like
in cinemas yeah that was nuts it was a great
film might actually be a good movie 3d well there's
one there's one bit in it which i don't like
it's it's where like the two guys the other dredgers
like betrayed him he's like what you want to
say something he's like yeah should i turn around
and shoot or something like that it's just like
a bit lame like obviously he got shot but you
know it's fantastic maybe I suppose Hal wins
another bloody quiz. I'm not looking forward
to putting the bloody thing on the podium in
the end. Alright, that's it. Bye everyone. Bye.
Thanks for watching. Check out the Discord and
make memes about Hal and make them mean. Anyway,
we love him really. well big -headed winner anyway
bye everyone bye i love you