Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
It's Law Crimes! Hello! And we have a special
guest. Who is it? Who's the guy in the beanie?
What's happening, gamers? It's me. The fellow
with the hat. And also a YouTube channel. That's
Dreadnought. Hell yeah. Dreadnought is here joining
us, brothers and sisters. We're today... you
know we're uh colin isn't here because he's um
i don't know i was saying gooning in the forest
or something but you know he's uh he's with family
and friends at the moment okay that's disrespectful
um but luckily you know we're all having it's
your birthday party whatever you know we're having
the we're here's at the cookout and we've asked
dredden on to help us decide who's which one
of the characters are gonna be invited to the
cookout of course some of these takes We're not
all going to have the same opinion on this. S
tier will be absolutely 100 % invited. We will
specify, though. Someone could be a total asshole,
but they could be invited because it's entertaining.
The whole point is, would you let them near your
family and friends? We're going to have some
opinions here, though. Oh, we mentioned we have
a Discord now, so if anyone hasn't caught up
before, the Discord is diabolical. My hairline
has been made fun of. every week slash every
day yeah um yeah appreciate that we do drop in
and we say hello as it should be yeah i mean
i wish i was wearing a beanie right now i i have
i have to address the bald allegations here for
a minute um because i just need to show everyone
it's not very tidy it is there so uh i would
like to stay it for the record that i have beaten
the bald allegations and i will no longer be
addressing thank you yeah that's right i don't
know there's going to be a call that video seems
like did you see dreaded on used a green screen
to pretend he had hair come on guys photoshop
is hell overthinking it yeah well speaking of
um who guys who's invited to the cookout man
who's coming i will say if you think of any in
the chats that i haven't added here then please
let us know and i can add them in as we go this
is not a this is not a set in stone tier list
but this is what we've got so far so we've got
like primarks we got space marine chapter masters
we got some xenos and some fancy characters but
we can add more as we go uh but to start off
cookout number one the emperor of mankind now
coming to my cookout bro why not eli I hate that
guy. I hate that guy. He's a jerk. Well, no,
but he'll probably show up anyway just to be
an asshole. He's gonna bring his friggin' armies
and conquer my cookout. I mean, would he eat?
Does the Emperor of Mankind eat anymore? I have
a compelling counter -argument, Eli. So put it
this way. you know in like the end of the death
he's all like i've been all these things i was
a conqueror i was a coward i was a sailor i was
an architect he was also probably on master chef
awesome so he probably knows he probably knows
how to cook really well because he's the master
of mankind he's good at everything and i could
just imagine him like levitt like he doesn't
even need like like tongs he's just like psychically
like turning like the burgers on the grill the
thing is is he so perfect though that it's almost
like you can't bring him because he's gonna like
make fun of you for how terrible of a cook you
are like he's even like you know like flip -flop
or something he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna
look over your shoulder and you're gonna do something
he's gonna go oh but dj no no no it's fine it's
fine but yeah and and everything he like presents
is gonna be like on a golden plate so you're
gonna feel really like bad if you drop it You
have to have like a portal as well, because the
custodians would just not fit in that house.
I'm saying we put him in E, because everyone
hits him and he's a jerk. Huge, huge, huge. Wow.
He'll be too much of a big guest. It's like having
a Brad Pitt at your house. Yeah, he'd steal the
show. And then people off the street would be
like, oh, I heard the emperor was here, is the
emperor here? Can I see him? Can I talk to him?
You know, it's my party, guys. yeah it's just
like no the emperor's not here it's like well
what about that why is that golden aura like
shining from your backyard like this he's in
i can see like there's like hymnals and incense
and like choirs going on it's like oh yeah damn
uh not to mention the if you're in his presence
the uncontrollable weeping as well so there's
a whole bunch of people crying uh yeah the streets
ran like ran with tears of like rivers of tears
it's like oh weeping children um e for emperor
sounds okay um now i know the charles dance allegations
for the lion are quite strong but he would definitely
show up and recreate that scene where he's like
butchering a deer carcass he'd be like oh what
you bring and he's like oh okay we're getting
it fresh cool i just i don't think he understands
the concept of a cookout because he wouldn't
understand people would gather to talk to each
other for fun He just generally wouldn't. He
would like, why would you hang out with people
when you could be doing something else? I think
he'd be a terrible guest, honestly. Maybe. He
might just brood in the corner. I don't know.
What if some ne 'er -do -well showed up and you
needed a big guy with a sword? I think if I need
a big guy with a sword at the cookout, I mean,
I don't know where we're having this. I mean,
one thing that is in his favor, he wouldn't be
a picky eater. We know that for sure. He's austere.
He's a man of simple tastes. He wouldn't demand
no barbecue sauce or I guess barbecue sauce is
like an indulgence. He'd be happy with like cracklings
and maybe a little glass of hot cider. So you
wouldn't have to eat. he did it raw if he had
to he lived in he was a bit he was like eating
like raw meat when he was a baby on caliban he's
not like why would i put this on the grill i
can just consume it myself no it's about are
you telling me like in the corner the lions like
in jordan peterson voice saying like the raw
carnival diet the lion diet if you will um lions
do eat raw meat c2 i think gg's fine yeah C4,
learn to cook your food. Oh, Pat Robert. ProTribo
can grill. ProTribo can totally grill. Autism
be damned, my boy can grill. He's pulling up
with the fanciest grill you've ever seen. ProTribo's
S to your cooking. Just don't let him off the
grill. Just make sure he's only cooking the whole
time. I want to do that. No, he's not that bad.
I kind of want to do that. pat roberts not that
bad hear me out hear me out if if eli's right
if he's on you know if he's on chef duty the
meat is suveyed perfectly it's all done like
correctly that's the thing where's where's the
seer where's the seer oh he would he would do
it all but the thing is if he had to hold a conversation
He would immediately tell you you're the most
pathetic being, the most weak thing he'd ever
seen. And he can't believe you're not in front
of his land raider as he's helping you go over
a moat. There's a few things I wouldn't like
about Pedraba at the cooking. One, anytime he's
trying to get a perfect sear, he gets it slightly
wrong. He just flips the table. But then also...
Also, he wouldn't be very bothered about the
cooking. He'd just be like, that barbecue is
this model, serial number so -and -so. It was
made in 1995. You know everything about everything
that was ever constructed. You're so boring,
dude. Cook a burger and leave me alone. No, I've
got to tell you about how gas streams work. If
you can keep him on the grill and stop him from
talking to anyone, maybe. How likely is that,
really? I think maybe he deserves E or F. That's
crazy. You got the best chef in the world, you
put him on F tier. But he's invited to cook out.
He's not hosting it. Wait, Eli, what makes you
think he'd be a good cook? He's just gonna know,
bro. He's just gonna know. He knows how to build
stuff. He doesn't know how to... But surely if
he knows the chemical laws of everything as well,
then he's probably a pretty good cook. Okay,
he'd be like a sterile by -the -book cook, he'd
like, follow the recipe exactly, even if there
are things he could do to improve it, but he
just wouldn't. But he'd also be like, this food
is actually not very practical, you should, if
you want to be min -maxing your diet, just eat
this gruel paste I constructed in like a jar.
You know, F tier. How does it convince me of
F tier? Ugh. Fine. Okay, next get Fulgrim. surely
if perch ravel's not a good chef fulgram would
be able to make the perfect burger and have good
conversation so you know he's gonna plate to
perfection certainly he's the guy with the napkin
making sure there's like no like like grease
on the side of the plate he's like he'd be yeah
he'd get on well with gordon ramsay this is this
isn't truly this is like the whole phenomenon
of like you're four inches in something and then
five inches something the problem with this is
fulgram is like he's too big again like the problem
with the biggie he's too big of a guest to invite
so fulgrim pops in immediately someone's like
we gotta step up the game here and then he gets
out of hand and it turns out you're actually
eating your cousin like he's gonna he's gonna
make your event crazy he's gonna come take over
and just fix everything for you and make it the
perfect event the problem is it will be the best
cookout you've ever been to but you probably
won't you won't make it I don't know, I think,
like, after a certain point it just gets to be
too much, like, he'd probably set up a tent and,
like, a bouncy castle for the kids, and, you
know, those, like, weirdly expensive foldy chairs.
It's all too much. It's, you know, he'd be ostentatious.
And, you know, for certain, if you try to, like,
interrupt his perfect music playlist, he's going
to have a fit. Like, no, this is the perfect
cookout music. it'd be awesome to be a guest
at his cookout but maybe not for him to be a
guest at your cookout i think a though because
it would be like just just a i think he would
be a great guest in some capacity but it's also
it would again it had the problem like it would
just go too far someone's house is broken into
and then you know the the dog somehow ended up
on the fryer like and then it turns out everyone
got stripped down later. You know what I mean?
It would just get way out of hand. What happened
to the rest of the barbecue sauce? Fulgrim has
it. Why? Wait, don't tell me. I don't need to
know. Let's not go there. We're using other sources
now. This is a kid's show for God's sakes. I'm
checking I can't. I wonder where he's going.
Hold on, let me just get something for a second.
The law crimes bingo cars, by the way. Can someone
get anti -glazing white scars? No, no, no. We
gotta think about this, cause like, do you really
want, cause like, Mongolian food, you know, barbecue,
okay, but then also you have to drink, like,
fermented mare's milk, and I don't wanna do that.
Yeah, I don't think he's gonna bring food that
you're gonna like very much, even if it's very
nutritious. I beg to differ, he's gonna bring
you the best grass -fed beef you've ever had
in your life. It's not gonna be beef! It's gonna
be a horsey! It'll be great. six -legged 40k
horse or something i remember that was it the
tesco horse burger fiasco i'm sure i've had one
by accident at this point we all have i mean
i've had one on purpose but i just i just don't
think they taste good oh what was it distinct
from like um were you just like this tastes like
horse we like when you eat like an unconventional
meat it's always like your frame of reference
is always going to be either like beef pork or
chicken Because that's what you eat the most.
So for me, it just tasted sort of like... Hoof?
Sort of venison -y beef. It's just like halfway
between a deer and a cow. It tasted swift, you
know. Yeah. It tasted swift like the grasslands
of my native Mongolia. My native Mongolia. I'm
sure I've heard somewhere that alligator meat
tastes like chicken. Yeah, that's the thing.
Alligator tastes like sort of fishy chicken.
So everything is either a cow, a pig, or a chicken.
Damn. Or sometimes a deer, but mostly one of
those three. I think the con... I think it would
be a pretty damn good guess, to be honest. Because
I think he would bring... He'd bring gifts, he'd
bring maybe... cool music as well he'd bring
some people oh well that would steal the show
too he'd be like singing in the corner with one
of those like passing around the milk you're
gonna have like a really nice if he's hosting
you're gonna have like a really nice like family
-friendly like hey look it's grassy plains and
it's nice and i'd i'd leave it for once he actually
deserves the s tier from andy he always deserves
oh man also remember there is the law crimes
bingo in in the discord so i'm sure people are
already crossing off andy simping for the car
Did we post a Discord link in the chat? We should
do that. It should be in the description now.
In the uploads defaults, I've put it so that
it should be in the top of the description. Lehman
Ross. He's got to be S tier too, surely. Yeah,
he's got to be S tier. Get him up. So much mead.
I think he'll kill me. The problem is like...
I think he's top of S, though, because that might
be like, he is the party. I don't think you could
get better than that. He's going to sing you
sagas. He's probably brought the strongest mead
you've ever tasted. He's brought the boys, and
the boys are hype. The problem is, I would leave
the cookout and I would be immediately pillaging
England in the 1800s. Yeah, he'd take you on
a pub crawl that's actually a red. it literally
is the end of the movie hangover but like it
was a warhammer edition you know i could imagine
like lehman doing he'd be like right boy you
know that thing where people just get like at
the top of a really steep hill and they just
like jump like and they roll down it you'd be
like go on lads let's make our own fun like what
are we doing just like oh we're just gonna hurl
each other down a hill okay and there's gonna
be a bar fight for sure what's the 40k equivalent
of like chasing the wheel down the wheel of cheese
down the hill uh they probably threw like a i
bet the orcs threw something like that or the
squid guessing this quick yeah true throw the
squig down the hill uh i think leave lehman in
top of s man sure yeah surely he's earned it
oh no that could be great i mean D for dork,
maybe? Oh, whoa. He'd bring in, like, an itinerary.
That's just, it would totally kill the vibe.
Here is the meal plan. You will be here at this
exact time, and we will serve one serving, and
if you are not here, you will not be fed. You
don't get seconds with Dorn. That's very true.
He has a sense of humour, kind of. I rationed
the food out equally so that we all get enough.
But he's only there because he was told to go.
Yes. Or it was somehow advantageous of him to
go. He's in the corner, he makes polite conversation,
but my god, someone needs to fortify that conversation.
He's like the awkward brother -in -law. He has
to be there out of obligation, but you have no
common ground. You're just like, how's it going?
Good. And don't let him near the grill, because
there'll be no seasoning on those bitches. Nope.
He's the kind of guy who you have nothing in
common with if you were to talk to him. Every
conversation is like, weather's great. Unless
you mention trains and then his eyes widen and
he talks to you like he's that guy. That one
particular hobby they really enjoy and they don't
shut up about and you're just there like... kind
of looking at the buffet, like slowly dwindling.
And you don't want to be rude. So you're like
watching it slowly dwindle. And then by the time
you get there, when you shut up, you're like,
oh, there's a salad. Hey, I just thought of it.
At least he'll redo your fence. At least the
gate will be fixed. Turn it into a moat. The
structural integrity of your shed is not optimal.
He's never not working, is he? Notice there with
nails and stuff. Reorganise your toolshed, probably
do up your greenhouse. Is he the kind of guy
to redo your kitchen? I don't know if he'd redo
it, but he'd recommend some contractors, and
maybe give some tips. I've been through your
country door, and I've reloaded them by size.
I think, yeah, D for Dawn, just because I'm not
excited to send him the invite. I'm really not.
Oh, speaking of not exciting to send me an invite.
Surely it's going to be F2. It's going to kill
somebody. All I'm thinking with Curls is it's
going to be, he might be good at like cooking,
but you'd be like, you'd be eating a burger and
you'd be like, that's actually quite good. What
ingredients did you use? Kevin. Yeah. Not Kevin.
Not Kevin. It's like that scene in the Kingsman
movie. Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't invite
him, but then he might show up anyway, just because,
like, why didn't you invite me? Is there something
wrong with me? Now, hear me out. The cookout
would be good, because everyone would be so nervous
to not have a good time, because if someone,
like, messed up or, like, you know, oh, I think
he just swore in front of an officer, you know,
he's going to be skinned alive. I think people
would... I mean, it is F tier, but he... i promise
you people will make it look like you have a
good time though in contrast to dawn he'd be
the guy that you're talking to forever who's
like the divorced guy who's who hates his job
F, definitely. I think we had a dono at the beginning,
Andy. We got a bunch of donos. You guys have
been neglecting the chat. What kind of lore crimes
is this? Oh, sorry. Coffee Grounds for Snorting
is now a one year member. Thank you very much.
But he's not here, so we won't hear him saying
this. You can watch it in the highlights. Screw
that guy, am I right, fellas? Donkey Man USA
for five bucks. Stream late due to Hal gooning
to the 36 lessons of Vivec. Bro, he says this
every stream, bro. Donkey Man, we are a bit late.
We're a bit late because I was dragged into a
game of Dota 2. And Andy had a great time. Andy
had a wonderful hour with his best friend. It
was an experience. I don't like the way Lord
Grimes is heading. Thank you, Plastic Bag, for
being a member for 10 months. Nice watermelon
profile pic. I'm so damn bad for Emma Frost.
I feel like Colin right now. Colin, sorry. Is
that a Marvel Rivals character? Emma Frost is
a... Yes, she's... built like, well, her legs
are like tree trunks, and then on top of those
is just like a normal body, so she's like Chun
-Li, but... Made of diamond. Yes. Crazy. Bunnycop
for five bucks, starts listening to the End Times
Return of Nagash, three chapters deep, feel like
I missed a better story with the Bretonnian Civil
War. The End Times TM. That's the End Times in
a nutshell, baby! Oh, here we go, another one
for me. Document USA for five bucks. Don't worry,
Hal, though my hair is luxurious and voluptuous,
I got that Vegito widow's peak, and you can confer
from the Pocono. Wow. Yep. Walter Goggins hairline,
as long as you rock it. Yeah, it's coming back.
The ladies dig it now. Wow. Angry homunculus.
Yep. for five pounds biggie cooks the same way
as king neptune from sponge he just like zapped
like a million burgers into existence but there'd
be no love thank you for the 499 worst warhammer
hot takes you've ever heard oh i don't like space
marines that's one who doesn't like space crazy
andy Someone said they should get rid of the
entire Horrors Heresy because they preferred
it when it was a mystery. And I thought, bro,
what do you mean? We have no content. Not all
content has to exist. I know that. Killing the
entire Horrors Heresy, bro? This guy saw Space
Marine Pill that hurts. I like all of that. uh
fanciful prodigy for five bucks ever of mankind
wouldn't tell you you're making whatever you're
cooking wrong and then not actually elaborate
true yeah pass it tell you it'd be like super
cryptic about it and like in a metaphorical sense
it'd be like the like the the um the feng shui
the barbecue was off yes yeah the baggage train
of seasoning has not yet departed The baggage
train of seasoning. I don't know. I was going
somewhere with that. The baggage train of spices
hasn't gone to Flavortown. What are you on about?
Is Biggie Guy Fieri? Perhaps. He has been once.
Might get through some of these dinos, bros.
Quantum Cthulhu, thank you for the five pounds.
I already forgot if that's pounds. I think it
is. Just finished Sons of the Hydra. Nice. And
jump straight into the oubliette. Big change
of pace between the two. Love you, boys. I still
got to read that. Thank you. Thank you very much.
It's interesting. Jack N. 20 bucks, man. Thank
you so much. Thank you very much. Finally finished
End and the Death of Volume 3. It sent me on
a world -shattering journey through the Jungian
psychological... It's Jungian. It's Jungian.
I might have to admit to my ex -girlfriend that
tarot and archetypes aren't complete bullshit.
Very mad and fuck Erebus in brackets. Also, I'm
gay. That's a crazy message. That was a whole
story right there. I love it. Tom Warren. Dreadanon.
Did you see that Andy led you down to your doom
in XCOM? Yeah, I heard about this. I heard that
I gave it a shot, but in the end I was not enough
to... How did I die, actually? To be fair, we
were in the same squad. I'd already killed most
of the team. it was me you cody bonds i think
and sandman we were like the last hurrah and
there was a point where you got injured i asked
i think sandman or no it might have been cody
to pick your body up and then like we got ambushed
again and then you died and then i died and we
all died it happens happens to the best of us
i'm really good games but that was not a good
example of how good i am uh can you be good at
it's all percentages well two's rubbish because
it's got a really steep early game, whereas one
was fairer. You can laugh at me, you can beat
me up, you can dox me and threaten my life, but
I will never stop thinking Avedon is a better
antagonist. No, come on! Come on! Thank you,
Elliot Hopps. Good man. Good man you are. Last
one. With a bow. Simply unreasonable. Wesley,
you're on the PFP. Thank you for the two dollars.
First stream for Orc Little Man E. Why the five
head? first stream for orc little man e why the
five head all right thank you to your folks great
magic magic man yeah i think um sanguineous it
must be surely you put him on uh drinks and then
he'll pick up something something tasty I don't
know. There's nothing wrong with Sanguinius.
Although he may get angry at one point and just
completely lose it. I can think of one reason
why he might go down to A. Because he's going
to be extremely picky about how rare his steak
is. You're going to be like, oh, rare. And you
make rare. And he's like, rarer. I think he's
too nice to say anything. I want blood in it.
Like, okay. I think you run the risk of him being
the guy who brings an acoustic guitar to a party
and he starts reciting poetry and everyone else
has to enjoy it. Sanguinius is here, oh god he's
wearing sandals. He literally is the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen. I would beg to differ.
Actually, Fulgrim is just as pretty as Sanguinius.
And he does it naturally. Well, Fulgrim's like
a fucked up sanguineus. Well, yeah, now he is.
He's not so pretty anymore. He's a snake. But
he was. Just think, Eli. Fulgrim sheds. Yeah,
he's not pretty anymore. You don't want to think
about that. Do you imagine, like, picking that
up off the floor, like, the only emperor's children.
He's really big, so you would have to, like,
cart it off in a wheelbarrow. Sanguineus is also
kind of dead. Got him. Well, the thing is, if
he was alive, he'd be at the thing and he'd be
causing all the girls to swoon and then all the
other guys would be at the bar just kind of...
Also swooning. Just standing there going like,
why can't I be like that? Why am I so ugly? He'd
come over and talk. He'd have that dampening
effect. He's like the Khan. They're perfect guests,
but I think he'd have more fun with Eamon Rush.
Surely Sanguinius is an S tier. Sanguinius' wings
are going to get in the way, bro. He's going
to get feathers in my food. They're going to
get in the way. They're going to clog it, bro.
Do they go to the toilet, though? I would have
thought they just have fully optimized digestive
systems. Are you telling me there's no hole?
I'm just saying it doesn't do anything. Let's
not think about that. I mean, Colin's not here,
but let's not go there. I wouldn't be surprised
if there was just nothing down there. We'll have
to ask Colin's wife. Ferris Manus. I wouldn't
be as insufferable as Perturabo, but he wouldn't
be any fun. I think he'd be a slightly better
conversationist than Dawn. Good question. What
would he have to say? Yeah, he'd be non -existent.
I mean, he would... He'd stare at the lion, probably.
I feel like they'd act similarly. Ferris can
actually talk to people, that's the thing. He's
just obviously... He's not super interested in
it, but he'll... he'll have a conversation though
i mean he's friends with fulgrim so it proves
like he actually can be friends with people he
act like was it he says um to perta perta raba
asked like why the hell are you two friends and
he just laughs at perta rather he just doesn't
get a friendship so i think yeah surely ferris
has made one above the lion just because the
lion doesn't really have friends he has he's
meeting the room he's meeting the room but he's
also like He'd just be a bit of a dickhead. Also,
massive mood swings, so you gotta be a bit careful
what you're talking about. Yeah, he might smash
you. The guy who's literally known as like -
I'll give him a golf for taxes or something.
Because he's so boring! Teej. Poor guy. Rocky.
I don't know, Angron. I mean, is that F -Tish?
Is that Angron or Lorgron? Yes, Angron. Angron.
That is the F of F -Tish. I feel like he would
be a good griller though. He'd know how to cook.
He'd be good at grilling. Bro, he can't grill
because the only thing that's going to be grilled
is you on his chain axe. But if he is making
burgers, I bet he's good at it. I was going to
say, he exactly knows intimately how tender a
piece of meat needs to be because of the butcher's
nails in his brain. I don't think they do that.
I don't think that's a part of the butcher's
nails. He can't have conversation. He can't talk
to people. He's just grilling. He's just grilling.
We're not hiring a chef for the cookout. You
only need one person on a grill at a cookout.
This is a guest. The guest is not cooking. I
just like the idea of like him at the grill with
his back to you. And you can just see like him
and you see him going, I'm fine. I'm just cooking
up. Like, oh, okay. He'd cause a scene and like
make everyone else feel awkward. He would at
some point drop the line needs more skulls and
then everyone would just slowly turn and realise
he's probably talking about one of us. Immediately
F tier. Come on. He can go into F tier because
he's so angry. I think he's worse than Curse.
Curse might not do something. Angron definitely
will. I agree. End to F tier he goes with the
rest of them. well the rest of the troublemakers
anger on making a food pyramid and it falls over
he just goes weak just like my legion okay dude
chill chill chill it's fine oh gilliman gilliman
would be i would say because he's because he
doesn't have like as much personalities like
he could like enjoy a joke he'd be a bit of fun
but he's not gonna compete with these two i'd
actually argue maybe maybe even s because he's
not too much And he's also probably like a really
good conversationalist, a good guest. He'd actually
bring a gift. He knows how to talk to people.
Like if I bought Lehman Russ, it's probably the
greatest cookout I'll ever have. But if I want
a really good one, I'll probably have Gilliman
over. Like Sanguinis and Fulgrim are a lot, aren't
they? Just as like them being in the room. Yeah,
you are right. You are right. He is a great guest.
He's just a regular dude. If you like guests,
I would absolutely invite Gilliman. yeah he's
like an ideal co -worker friend he's just like
he has his shit together and he's like uh very
on top of things uh you don't necessarily get
like uh very deep conversations out of him but
you know he's always there when you need him
we're just talking about scotch going how's the
family how's the kids yeah yeah exactly you hear
about that thing about the tax changes well here's
what you got to do you got anybody yeah yeah
yeah no he's just going to offer you poison as
a drink he already does that and he's stinky
Go back to the Smash Brothers convention, you
clod. Listen, I don't need no diarrhea burgers,
okay? At my bloody cookout. Typical Dota 2 player.
Alright, alright. You're one of them now. You're
one of them. No, I'm not. I did it once, it's
fine. No, he's not. Don't do it, Andy. Don't
do it. I did not inhale. As painful as... person
robo's presence probably would be it might not
be as bad as the literal walking garbage that
is voltarian and i think curse would probably
like mortari wouldn't do something to you but
just being around him ruins the mood and not
to mention the fact that he'd be selling mushrooms
to the guests. Morty, what are you doing? Where
did you get those? They're not poisonous to me.
To me? You can't just give these out. Where did
you get those brownies, dude? You gotta put them
in the punch, Morty. I think just below Perturabo,
surely. Stinky bastard. Nerd! He's not adorable
to D around, man. He's just the same as the Emperor,
I feel like. I wouldn't invite him. I think it's
the same. D is probably a good spot, just in
terms of he's nowhere near worse than anyone
else below him on the list, but I wouldn't be
gassed. It's almost like, oh, Magda's coming.
You'd be like, ugh. That's the one person you're
like, oh, I wish they... The cookout would be
better if he didn't show up. I don't know. I
feel like maybe he'd just stand in the corner
and not talk to anyone. Could do magic tricks.
He literally is a magician. Oh, he doesn't have
enough confidence for that. No, I have a theory
that he would be the guy who you talk... You
know those guys you talk with and all they talk
about is the stuff they've done. Like, oh, I
did this and I did that and I did this. I'm so
smart. And you're like, oh, well, that's quaint.
But also, I have a PhD. He's like, no one asked
me. What do you want about it? He's the kind
of person to put, like, the words... Like, if
he wrote a book, he would put doctor before his
name on the cover. Yeah. It's like one of my
lecturers at university. I'm a doctor. A doctor
of radio. Yeah, like, freak off. Freak off. Yeah.
No one cares about doctor of radio. Turning people
into dust. I think he's E2, I feel like he's
E2. Nah, the Emperor is on his own level. We
have a question from Bean, who's the glupshitto
of 40k. John Dramaticus! I was gonna say Obi
-Wan Queso, Obi -Wan Sherlock. That's a funny
little jest, but he doesn't actually show up
ever again. As far as I know. I don't think he
does. I already want to get some art done for
him, because it would be funny. Next one is Horace.
Horace. This is tricky. Which Horace? Yeah. We
know no matter which one he's gonna be like,
people are gonna be like, oh, he's actually quite
charismatic. He'd take half the guests with him
to his house. After party at Horace's? Yeah.
he does have he does have bring bring the guitar
energy but for like a different reason it's more
like he brought the electric guitar he's like
sit down friends this is this is time check out
my mixtape pre -heresy horus would be great i
think b because again like again pre -heresy
would probably be s as according to law uh heresy
one Well, I bet those, like, before they turned
into weird chaos cults, I bet those warrior lodge
parties were poppin'. Yeah. Yeah, true. Yeah.
I think, yeah, B's very good, because he has
so much potential to be either amazing, or again,
like, we've been sacrificing the vengeful spirit
to make the ships go faster. Like, who knows?
So... Well, the thing is, he would be... I feel
like he'd be charismatic enough that you would,
like, fall to, you would do what he said, but
then you would, like, three days later, you're
wearing the uniform, you go, are we the baddies?
Like, it'd be that situation. Like, he's just
that charismatic. Maybe you don't like him. If
you give him, like, a whole wheat bun, he'll
be grumpy. Vulcan's got to be S2. Vulcan, Vulcan.
He's just a nice guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd go
with S. You put him on the grill. You could overcook
that burger and he'd be like, thank you. I appreciate
the attempt. And he wouldn't even say that. He'd
just be like, oh, thank you so much. And he wouldn't
tell you about how bad it was. The only downside
is I hope I don't get stuck talking with him
for more than a couple of hours. Because I'm
very sure at some point it would go in circles.
And it's like, yeah, he's nice. He's so nice.
But he's boring. Oh, no. That's mean. Like, he's
three hours exciting. Four hours, I'm gonna throw
my head into a brick wall. Like, he's just so
nice, you know what I mean? But I think... Add
another one to the list. I just hate the Vulcan
novels, okay? They've really... Well, everyone
hates the Vulcan novels. That's not justification
for hating Vulcan novels. You know what it's
like? Unseasoned. With allegory, it's like Vulcan
is that actor who's in all these great films
and TV shows and is always awesome, but is always
portraying a side character. They always do a
great job, but I don't remember their name. But
they're cool, but they never like starring role.
They're just kind of like there all the time.
You're like, it's that guy again. Oh, they're
great. I can't remember their name. the white
bread of warhammer at times salamander do you
see that thing where they're like we're going
to republish an old book and one of them was
one of the salamanders books on the list i genuinely
went i was like that's not getting any votes
He wouldn't be worse than Magnus. He would not
be worse than Magnus, though. Top of D. Depends
on what point of his life he's in. If it's pre
-heresy, he'd probably be pretty awesome. He'd
be pretty nice. But if it's evil, if it's evil
Orgar, then he's just gonna try to convert you
to chaos and it's gonna be awful. on sunday with
him he's dishing out pamphlets during the moment
he's gonna be the mormon guy at the freaking
instead of like money or something he's gonna
put in one of those like little christian comics
yeah yeah yeah there's this weird thing they
do in like uh the american side sometimes they
like there's like these little tracks that look
like money but then you open them up and it's
like have you given your soul to jesus yet i've
i've received those in london and it's like a
little comic strip of like a guy like ah why
is my life so bad these days well have you ever
tried jesus i'm like how patronizing i appreciate
the effort but like they don't work yeah are
you telling me no no no i have i got a comic
strip that is not enough to go in depth and yet
i also don't have 10 quid that was on the floor
because it was fake god um yeah i'm happy with
that because he's like again he'd be all right
but then he wouldn't be all right yeah he would
go too far you want to be like Pre -heresy, you'd
want to be like, oh, his dad was Corferon. That
sucks. Hey, buddy. You good? He's like, yeah,
I'm good. And he's charismatic enough that he
got people to fight holy walls for him. He's
got to be somewhat good at conversations. They're
just like this thing at the back of your head.
You're like, oh, it's that guy. Oh, yeah. Season
the steak with black peppercorns. Only divine
peppercorns. Do you lack faith in your cooking
skills? He'd pray before the meal, but it'd be
like an hour -long prayer before you get to eat.
That's one of those situations where a guy is
supposed to be some way in the lore, but then
no one knows how to write a compelling religious
fanatic guy, so he just comes across as a creep.
yeah it just comes out like i'm a villain from
far cry like oh nice um how far it is and oh
my god i'm gonna find bro f tier they gotta be
f tier they're gonna be insufferable i can already
i can already imagine the first thing our virus
is gonna do is gonna go to the condiments and
swap the labels over yeah it's gonna try oh thanks
dude is it a veggie burger or is it a real burger
let me get some salt oh wait this isn't salt
this is the pepper oh it was all vegan food the
entire time yeah oh my gosh uh i mean i think
you would do i think he's pretty he's again he's
not a disaster but i doubt i'd even remember
he would he attended yeah hmm he must be low
e like you wouldn't know he was there he'd be
in disguise as one of your friends you thought
your friend attended but he actually killed your
friend off screen or something where you go the
next morning you go down in the basement you
find your friend tied up like what's going on
i've successfully infiltrated the cookout and
and he's not actually there for the cookout He's
there to change one of your business ledges with
a decimal point or something. Something malicious.
Are there any more? A few more donors, I think,
before we get into the... Yeah, there's a few
more. So the first one from Limper106. Archeon
is more effective than Amidon but has a stupider
reason for turning to chaos. Also, he doesn't
have to fight plot -armored space marines. Well,
thank you for the five bucks. Archeon had an
interesting motivation originally, but then they
ended up doing that a dozen more times in 40k,
so now it feels less special. Now everyone's
like, I'm actually using the Chaos Gods for my
own ends. I don't actually like them. It was
cool when they did it at first. The hipsters
of Chaos. I did it before it was cool. Jack N
for 10 bucks. Also, I demanded you all redo the
horny tier list. The Necron got robbed. No one
mentioned their flexible Necron dermis or their
chronomancy or that they could download the Karma
Sutra or that they're all goth. Crazy comments.
Always crazy comments from you, Jack. Also, he's
gay, by the way. Every time he donates, man,
we love it. It's important. Thank you for the
five dollars. All of Angra's burgers taste like
charcoal. I lost my sense of taste long ago.
S tier. They're still carcinogenic, so don't
eat them. It's true. You'll get cancer. Oh, wow.
Twenty bucks, man. Thank you. Thank you very
much. Thank you very much. Shit's Creek. Wow.
Great name. The real question here is, does Lehman
or Fulgren pre -snake bring the better baddies
to the cookout? Well, Fulgrim's married, so he
shouldn't be bringing any baddies. Well, he shouldn't,
but he will. It probably is Lehman, realistically.
Fulgrim's wife. Do you prefer a Viking trad wife
or a goth quasi -demon lady? Depends. To be fair,
Viking wife will go on the raids with you. She's
not staying at home. She's pulling her weight.
Shield maiden. That'd be cool. Oh, that was the
one from earlier. Yeah, who was the club shitter
for DK? It was Mr. Gromaticus. Yeah, it was John
Gromaticus. Does everyone here get so hyped when
immediately a cool scene ends and it switches
to POV John Gromaticus? Honestly, Dredd, you've
inflicted a meme of such power upon me that any
time I ever mention John, someone ever mentions
John Gromaticus, I go, John Gromaticus! And my
work here is done. Yep. Hitting the agenda is
my top priority. I will make everyone hate John
Grammaticus. It works. Bean again, two bucks.
I was there the day Horace mogged the Emperor.
Thank you for that. bunnycon i think we're the
five dollars bring ingron leave him on the couch
to watch the game it'll be good for him and he
can bond with bears over the season damn bears
good plan thank you for the five that's a good
point uh valdor next so we've done all the primarchs
now it's time to do the other characters uh we
got constantin uh i mean he's kind of bland to
talk to he's just he's a weapon he's just gonna
stand by the door all day i think he's honestly
he's worse than the emperor he's the emperor
you could talk to him it wouldn't be great conversation
valdor wouldn't talk to you because he'd be like
the emperor has told me not i'm guarding right
now in fact i should be guarding the emperor
right now so sorry you know so he wouldn't even
say anything he just he would honestly he feels
no awkwardness he would just sit there and not
say a thing It must be E. Yeah, where's Korax?
Oh, it's Korax. That's accurate. That is very
lore accurate. The thing is, I must admit, I
got this part of the tier list with the Primox
stuff. It was pre -built, so they obviously forgot.
Wow, that's funny. They forgot him in lore for
going in tier lists. Even Ferris is here. Yeah,
wow. He forgot his invite to the cookout as well,
man. He got lost in the warp and couldn't make
it. He didn't even send a text. So where are
we putting, is Constantine okay in E tier? Yeah.
Alright, Corex, the forgotten Primarch. The lost
Primarch. More than the lost Primarch. You literally
forget, it's the same Alphornis thing, you forget
he was there. but he wouldn't be doing nefarious
garbage like uh alfarius would be maybe he used
to be brooding corex would be like me when i
was a teenager and i went to like a family gathering
it's like i'm going to sit on my own playing
playstation in the conservatory whilst the family
talks about stuff i don't care about that's corex
he's on the game boy in the corner minding his
own business and he just kind of people accidentally
sit on him because they don't see him and say
oh sorry He's definitely the people who are talking
and right in front of them, they go, where did
I go? He's like, where'd you come from? I've
been here the entire time. I'd be a terrible
guest, honestly. Malkador would be a time. He's
got stories, surely. He can throw it down, surely.
Okay. I mean, he's not busting out any moves.
He's, you know, he's old as shit. Yeah. I think
he's pretty fun to talk to though. But to be
fair, as according to law, at some point he would
unload the most horrific burdens he has been
throughout the entire universal experience. He'd
be like, I once genocided a blah, blah, blah.
I own a never -dying half -elf, half -human hybrid
that I torment and memory wipe to keep me company.
I'm okay. What are you doing? Maybe B. In some
way, B. He'd be an okay guest. Put him up a tier.
You're not bringing him for his cooking skills?
eat much. You're going to give him a Werver's
Original, he'll be content. I love Werver's Originals.
We need to reclaim them from old people. I like
those. These are young now. Bar of Scotch is
like an underrated flavor. When's the last time
you had something that's like Bar of Scotch?
But it's really good. We're going to have to
organize, you and me, we're going to raid an
old folks home. We're just going to go, They
can keep those little squirrely Like red and
white candies, I don't like those. Those are
okay, but... They get sticky. Yeah. Weathers
are good, though. Weathers are good. To be honest,
that's just me and Dred showing our age, apparently.
I turned 32 months ago, so... Welcome to the
club. Al, Eli, it'll be sooner than you think.
Right around the corner. This is Gramaldus. i
mean he's a lot though looking handsome he is
i mean i i just i would immediately i'd be summoned
to war that's the problem i'm not leaving i i
have um a caveat i have a fun a fun story idea
he gets to the barbecue and then he's like who
will have the burgers and then someone goes i'm
a vegan he goes Are you as insulted as I am?
And he just has a diatribe against vegans. That's
grim. Sons and daughters of the cookout. This
is your cookout. This is your grill. Come to
me. Come to us all. But yeah, he'd be amazing.
Come and grill on these flames. You want to put
him on invites? You know what? He would be funny
though. man's going to bring the flamer to kickstart
the grill and he's going to use the like thing
on his backpack to like put like kebab meat on
it's going to be great i think it's going to
be great if he's bringing kebab i'm i'm showing
up he can't be but he can't be better than mark
it's no way bro i need him for war not the grill
you know i mean there's no way he's in b surely
in the grim darkness of the cookout there is
only meat less enjoyable less enjoyable shortly
yes i mean it's giving very dawn energy because
it literally is yeah dawn but a bit kooky because
he is the ultimate zealot dawn is at least could
be reasoned with Helbert is wondering why I've
immediately not joined the crusade. He'd be like,
inviting an army recruiter to the cookout. He'd
just be trying to gaslight teenagers into...
Yeah. This war is cool. If you have kids, he's
going like, so why haven't you put your son in
military school? He would be a good fix. There's
a lot of honour to be made in the military. Do
you need a lozage? I'm fine. you know what i
think he actually probably goes in e because
everyone in d tier at least there's some conversation
i don't want to talk to hell right yeah yeah
i don't want to talk to i mean dante no because
dante doesn't tell anybody he's having a hard
time but you could definitely like you would
walk away from dante being like man that guy's
having a tough year you know technically he probably
is like as good for the stories thing just with
like a lot more melancholy because he's got more
friends than everyone would be so upset at the
end of it yeah he's also but everyone would like
oh you know it's dante like bro with you know
like that's like our big football coach has turned
up you know what it'd be how it'd be don't meet
your heroes because you'll meet him and it'll
be like that scene in metal gear solid 4 where
snake's got his shirt off and naomi starts crying
because like oh he was a legend but he's old
now he looks so weak I mean, I don't think he
goes any higher than that. Any lower is like,
C is like, I wouldn't want to invite them. B
is like, I don't mind if Dante shows up, but
I wouldn't talk to him the entire time. Wow,
that's really nice of you. When the first tier
starts gliding down his cheek, you go, okay,
it's time to move on. Maybe he'd leave early,
that would be... He would be like, ah, Dredanon.
I have known 13 Dredanons in my time. You know
about me on Dredanon II. Here's the best of them.
One such Dredanon was groomed to be my successor
until, well, he's not with us anymore. Mephiston.
Lord of Death. i don't want lord of death at
my cookout bro why not lord of death is at the
cookout man i mean you know what i'm gonna say
he's actually top of e because he's not a right
bastard or anything but he like again like being
around him is extremely uncomfortable he also
doesn't really talk much to people he's not trying
to be mean I feel bad for him, but he's also
like, who invited Mephiston? Who? Can we put
him to the bottom of D? Because I liked how he
interacted with Wrath and the Ready, and he was
cool. He was like, once you got over the scary
appearance, it's like meeting Andre the Giant.
Like, oh, he's intimidating and posing. He's
like, oh, he's a sweetheart when you get down
to it. He's just very intimidating to look at.
Yeah, he could be like, where is the puppy? Because
he wants to pet the dog. Excuse me there. i'm
looking for the punch bowl have you seen it it's
over there like thank you very much cookout what's
going on it would be of sight to see i think
yeah i'm fine with that yeah logan i mean all
the space balls are probably in above b tier
surely he isn't space wolf at the end of the
day he's reasonable he's he knows at a party
he's willing to drink but he's also again Kinda
old. Kinda. Well, no, if you don't invite him
on that basis, we'll get done for age discrimination.
Yeah. Dante's here. We put Dante in B tier and
he's well older. But I think Dante's very nice,
though. I don't know if Logan... I don't know
how nice Logan is. Logan's pretty nice. I mean,
I've read a bit about when he's fighting alongside
Lord Solar Macarius. and he's like a bit younger
and he's got like a bit of zest to him but even
in like his books where he's old he's like he's
a bit more approachable than you might think
for a chapter master but he's also like very
like calculated and then occasionally he just
like kills a grey knight for being a bit of a
dick so it's like at least he's got his morals
in the right place maybe he's bringing the axe
you know he's bringing the axe yeah that might
be an issue i guess i think he's fine there then
to be fair i would invite him yeah He'd be pretty
cool. Ragnar. I mean, this might... This'll be
a tough one. Because he might... He'll break
your furniture. He's a jolly... I mean, if you're
outside, it's gonna be, like, disposable, like,
lawn chairs and stuff, so... No harm done. Yeah,
he... You know he's gonna take a leak in the
garden if there's a queue to the toilets. You
just be like, Ragnar! He's a good guy. He's a
good guy. He'll bring his wolves. My sister's
partner came to his first family event of mine
once, and in this first meeting of the extended
family, a family member sat on a garden chair
and the back legs folded. Oh no! My sister's
part was like, what the fuck goes on in your
room? That happened twice. It happened twice.
I'm always scared of that happening. I'm always
paranoid when I sit in a plastic chair. It happened
to some perfilla when I was at jury duty. We
were all gathering in the hall to get organized
to go into the courtroom and then when he sat
down the chair collapsed from under him. And
we couldn't laugh because serious stuff was going
on. but oh it was just the worst but we did laugh
oh wait there was a bit of a snake a bit of a
snicker going throughout the room but we tried
to suppress it and in the name of justice you
know if you lose jury duty oh wait wait who was
the character we had was it all right i mean
yeah he would be the life of the party he's not
rude he's very nice to people i mean he is top
of it it's hard to be a primark in a way but
It's probably more approachable than a Primarch,
so I don't think I'd put an NS tier, surely,
because the three characters there seem like
a cut above. I'm happy to leave them there. Sebastian,
Yannick. Man. Not great. I mean... Is Gasgool
here? Never smiles. Never. Gasgool is here. But
later in the tier list. He's going to fight the
whole time. I think it'd be alright, to be fair.
He's a commissar. He knows how to have a functioning
conversation. He's been at... He's sat amongst
the man at Mass before. He's had a good old yak.
I bet. But it is literally talking to... It's
like a school day and you're talking to a war
veteran. It will only be that vibe the entire
time. He's like, ah, 83. They were right up on
the walls and we stacked their skulls or something
like that. This is a lovely vintage from Armageddon.
You know I fought on Armageddon. Does Armageddon
still have vineyards? I don't think it does.
I'd be pretty surprised. He's about to get clapped
a third time currently now in Lord of the Grey
Knights. Fourth time. Is Armageddon worth it?
at this point. You seriously got a question.
There's probably a reason. The problem with Armageddon,
it's basically the biggest Amazon warehouse the
Imperium has. It makes so much stuff. How though?
How does it make all the stuff while also being
under siege all the time? It's like if there
was an Amazon warehouse in Baghdad. Probably
got something to do with, like, it was Ulanor,
so it's like... Orc energies, maybe? It's good
at making Dakka. I think maybe... Do you think
Lobey or Top of Sea? Sure. Yeah, let's go Top
of Sea. Although I'm putting Grimaldus above,
because Grimaldus would be funnier. No! Yeah.
Abaddon. Even the name is, like, respectable,
but Merrick's going to be getting the vegans,
and that'd be funny. Abaddon. You know what?
He's a good talker. He's a good talker. People
would just make fun of his top knot and he'd
start sulking. Like, we've got so many old people
in this list, they'd all be making fun of his
hair. Why don't you get that thing? The youth
these days. Yarrick in the corner just going,
get a haircut, hippie. Yarrick. What's going
on, dude? And even the Khan and Estia's like,
mine isn't insensitive to my culture. I think
he would start a riot to like, we need to take
control of the cookout, the grill, because the
grill was once ours and it should belong to us,
we should be the ones in charge of the grill.
The cookout will never be free under the Imperium's
yoke. We must take it back. He'll come with the
demon spatula as well. The Demon Spatula. What
shape is it? Depends which goddess the line is
in. We will destroy the barbecue. The Slash Spatula
is talking again. Please stop. I mean... What
could you make with the Slash Spatula? Oh, God.
To be fair, Mr. Mike made a good point. It reminds
me of his book where he spent a while brewing
alcohol. So he knows how to make a drink. It's
bad, doesn't it? well apparently apparently the
the fire fist the world eater is just like chugging
it he's like this is quite good and he's like
what did you make it from it's like are like
the essences of demons that i distilled through
like they're at to plasm and use some like fuel
like wow that's pretty neat and then kyan's like
but um so he knows how to make a drink he knows
how to have a bit of fun he went on his big like
he is the goat here so you gotta you gotta put
respect on his name Yeah, B actually, low B.
I was willing to put respecter in his name like
the first 13 times, but I think it's wearing
a bit thin now. He's battling the GW authors
themselves, he's trying his best. To be fair,
the fact that they're like 4th War of Armageddon
this year, if they do another crusade - I'm gonna
flip my lips like, no, you had it perfect with
the funny number. Asmodai! He's gotta be F'd
here, surely. Not going to be fun. He's looking
for Fallen the whole time. He's overly suspicious.
He's literally there with a notepad while someone's
trying to eat a burger. And where did you see
this person? And what did they look like? You're
going to find him in your basement, torturing
somebody. It means just leave the F. With the
barbecue tongs as well. Asmodai's like, I had
to improvise. That wouldn't be fun. Azrael. I
think he's... I put him just above Mephiston
because I don't think he's... He's not intimidating
like Mephiston, but also he wouldn't talk because
he's like, I don't want to tell you anything,
man. He's tight -lipped. He would be a really
boring guest because he'd sit in the corner and
then he's like, I can't tell you, man. Leave
me alone. Wait. Wait a second. Who's that? And
he immediately... burst through your fence and
start chasing someone uh yeah yeah are you enjoying
the are you enjoying the cookings i have the
right to remain silent i do not have to ask your
questions like oh okay fine i won't talk to you
then um the skynes of fate told me the burgers
would be here something stupid like they would
be done in five minutes and ten seconds it's
just seen in the veil of faith At the end of
the day, he is an Eldar, so he's going to be
kind of insufferable to talk to as a human being.
He's the oldest. We need at least one Eldar for
token purposes. We can't just be an all -human
organization. And he knows that's why he's invited,
man. I think maybe between Yarrick and Ferris.
He'd be there to warn you of some dire event
happening in a hundred years. He wouldn't be
there to make friends. It would be funny to watch
him. One of these burgers has food poisoning.
I'm not going to tell you which. And the potatoes
are going to burn in the oven in five seconds.
Like, oh shit. Thanks. I could do anything about
that. It'll be fun to watch him. take some people
down a peg or two, you know. He'd be like, oh,
you know, the Johnson's wearing a lovely outfit
tonight. She's so brave to wear that. Before
Lucius, what about the avatar of Cain? No, no.
Broken cook, broken cook. Look at him. Yeah,
you. Just chucking the meat on his body. I'm
sorry, the god of murder and his closer is turned
up to the cook out. With its track record, it
would probably trip over a launcher and die.
you know why he's so angry because so many people
have like put like burger patties on his like
body and like there's been like you know when
you're like trying to like scrub a barbecue and
it's like all really difficult it's like that's
his entire body because people because the elder
i've been doing cookouts on him for years and
he's like oh there's so much burnt grease in
my joints like oh man just called you oh man
what an existence the smells of like uh yeah
he's the worst lucius keep him away i don't he
gives everyone a creepy vibe yeah i added two
by accident um well it's gonna eat you bro it
is f i mean yeah it's after yeah i mean he's
just a jerk he's gonna be there trying to tell
you Like, and I carved this in my face on this
day for this reason, this one I did on this day,
and it's like, oh, great. Oh, and this one I
did with a piece of broken glass, and this one
I did with a sword. Oh, great. Do you have any
other hobbies? No. Yeah, I'm referred to mental
health services. That's what I say. Get him out
of it. If someone invited him, I'm not turning
up. Contact mind. We've got a case study here
of somebody who's been through a lot. Eidolon.
I haven't read his new book. Maybe he's the goat
in his new book. He's just a jerk throughout
the entire horse race. We're on a really depressing
run here with these last couple of characters.
He's quite... I liked his new book. I think it
was quite... The only downside is he has not
a single redeeming quality about him. Not a single
likable thing about him. Everybody hates him.
I just think he would probably... He's not horrible.
I don't think he'd go out of his way to torture
me, but it'll be torturous just to hear him talk.
Man, it would be like, you know, when I did that
campaign, I was the greatest thing that ever
existed. But he's basically like a mirror of
Magnus, but he's actually got less... like pedigree
so it's more pathetic it's like dude calm down
you needed help getting rid of the the mega arachnids
with the lunar walls you couldn't even do it
yourself calm you're not him bro you're not he's
also at the current at the moment ugly because
his head got shot yeah and then he got it put
back on again you heard it here first like hal
just blatantly saying you know and the worst
sin of all is being ugly Marnius Calgar has to
be an S tier on every tier list ever. Instead
of the bias. He's a cool guy. I like him. I got
nothing against him. As of Spitspring 2, he is
an aura farmer. He'd make a bombastic entrance.
Well, I suppose we have a lot of those by now.
Like a lot of aura farmers. So maybe he wouldn't
stick out too bad. I think he'd be pretty good,
to be honest. Yeah, I think I'm happy with where
he is there. I would definitely invite him to
the cookout. I just don't know if he'd be like,
he would be the best guest if some of the other
guys were there. Well, at this point, there would
be a lot of conflicting personalities, to put
it lightly. Which are all invited. Erebus. Nobody
likes Erebus. The thing is, though... That's
very high. 95 % of the time, he'd be extremely
pleasant. And then he would use your entrails
to predict a future prophecy for the last 5%.
He would bring a freshly slaughtered chicken
and just pluck it in front of everyone. It would
make everyone very uncomfortable. I think he'd
go, hear me out, top of F. Because he'd be pleasant
for a majority of it. And then it would be horrific.
You'd have a really good conversation with him.
And then he'd be like, oh, I actually bought
something for the cookout. And then, yeah, he's
just got like five chickens and he just stares
at you. It's your mother in a plastic bag. Yeah,
yeah. I haven't prepared the giblets. I thought
you might enjoy watching. Another stinker. Another
stinky boy. He's got bugs everywhere. It's awful.
Probably bottom of F tier. Probably the worst.
I think we should probably have a blanket, no
death guard. I'm sorry if that's not politically
correct. Unless it's Nathaniel Garrow or one
of the loyalists. Death person, sorry. Ahriman,
man. Ahriman, the problem is he'd be alright.
Is he wearing his weird boob armor? I got him
in the preview. Where's this new Ahriman? This
is old. It has his Horus Heresy armor. If he...
Again, the only downside is, like, I would invite
him, it would be a great time, but because of
his piss -poor luck, a comet would immediately,
like, smote my house. Our souls would be imprisoned
in the burgers. And he would, like, mark an request
to try and get us out, but he would never succeed.
Ahriman would accidentally burn your house down
by over, like, messing up the barbecue. But instead
of being like, oh, I'll like take the barbecue
in to get like repaired or get a new one. He's
like, I'll fix it myself. I will go to the ends
of the earth and I'm not just going to like repair
it. I'm going to use esoteric means to reverse
the breakage and bring you back your house. It's
like, you know, you have insurance. No, I will
do it myself. And I will make packs with dark
gods. Yeah. Okay. That meme of like Homer Simpson
trying to put together the grill and then he
looks at his and it's like, why doesn't mine
look like that? i think honestly he could go
just below alf just below valdor i think idlon
would be worse because i wouldn't mind ironman
showing up but again asteroid house family smoke
because it was terrible luck or probably the
last or even better With Dredd Simpson's reference,
he's basically Ned Flanders going, I can't feed
my family with good intentions, Ahriman! Kaifus
came! S2! Oh yeah, S, S, S! In fact, I dare say
he's the best. He's like the opposite of Ahriman,
like, something terrible would happen, but then
it would, like, he would make it into such a
situation that it's actually great. yeah you
ran out of like you know oh no he ran out of
like ketchup or something he runs to the shop
and immediately finds like a tyrannid horde that
were gonna attack the house 10 minutes from now
and he saved everyone's life yeah uh he's regular
something is mundane is just like he'd be like
i found like the the greatest waigu like steaks
you have ever seen like wow that sounds amazing
and then he's like um what's his name uh he's
he's yeah he's like He's like, Jürgen, fetch
the steaks. And you're like, no. And then you
see Jürgen put his hands on the steak and put
them on. And you're like, oh. And then he's like,
you want your steak then? No, actually, I'm fine.
Does he get knocked down a tier for bringing
Jürgen? I feel like he does. That's what I'm
thinking. Jürgen smells like, as they say, moldy
socks. But you don't have to stand. Like, Cain
knows not to bring Jurgen to everything, okay?
But like, with the Death Guard, their stinkiness
would actually cause you material harm, but with
Jurgen it's all in your head, so nothing bad
would happen. It's blank stuff, it's blank shenanigans
where you're like, oh, it feels iffy. Because
that's like his aura. Yeah. It's called aura,
bruh. I think we had two or so donations, like,
30 minutes ago. no one's gonna donate no more
if you don't check them thank you buddy corvus
effed off to go skateboarding yeah yes he did
yeah we fixed it it's fine um i haven't read
neon's ghost sadly i actually haven't read cool
he's pretty cool i've read the first oh yeah
gone uh there's a lot He would bring it all together
and make it into an amazing event when it looks
like everything's going to hell in a handbasket.
Like, the burgers haven't been cooked, there
aren't enough buns, there's no condiments. But
he'd pull it together. He'd go, ah, the barbecue's
not going to work. But don't worry, we'll manage
to make a picnic out of this. He'd use the camouflage
cape as the blanket that you put and you sit
on. Go on, pull it out at the end. did best that
he could. Shame about that. Celestine. Oh. The
rest of the religious fanatics are low down,
but I think she'd just be like a calming presence,
I think. I'd rather her be there than Lorgar.
Yeah. you don't want to slip up around her though
because you might freaking smite you with the
divine light of the emperor like you burn your
finger and you go oh damn it you know oh damn
it and then she's like yeah but these names are
in vain man obliterated she's in is it the the
one with cassar the the alpha legion book um
she's quite nice in that and there's even like
an imperial fist captain who's fighting by herself
and he even he's like i don't think the emperor
is a god actually but even then he's like oh
she's she's a nice she's a nice lass in that
oh she's nice oh she's what's happening maybe
just about eldred sure yeah she beats eldred
yeah definitely yeah i'd say praise be the emperor's
divine birth um great facts right with contrast
right with christine because she's kind of a
bit it's like you know like she could be okay
but then you say something slightly sus and then
she's not stopped staring at you the rest of
the entire night because inquisitors be inquisiting
i don't think there's much more i don't know
huge much better but you know i need a little
bit rude blind S tier, bro. You're going to be
under the impression that he's S tier at the
very least. We're being gaslit. Yeah, we're being
gaslit. You're going to have a great cookout
with your family. It's going to be wonderful.
But there is that kind of, there's that post
-nut clarity with the Tyranids where it's like,
you get to the point where you're like, I'm a
believer. I will say it again if I have to. You
get to that point where you're like, I'm a believer.
I'm a believer. I'm a believer. And then you
get to the barbeque ship and you see the acid
pool and you go, oh no. And then you get pushed
in. It'd be the same with the barbecue. You're
like, that looks yummy. That smells yummy. That's
yummy. It's made out of Kevin. And then you're
force fed. Everyone's making stuff out of Kevin.
The post cookout clarity is real, man. Yeah,
yeah. Despite Eli's assertions for S. I actually,
crazily enough, I think we should put it kind
of low. I don't want no Gene Steelers nor Gerritsen.
Gotta be honest. But, you know, better than Erebus.
Zandrek. Zandrek's gotta be S tier. Bro has feasts,
and he's gonna be kind of annoying, though, because
he's gonna recite poetry and stuff. Can I make
the argument that it goes in A? Because it goes
on for 20 years. Yeah. I want to go home and
have a little lie down at some point. Yeah. Just
imagining him nothing raw mints into his face,
giggling to himself. I'm going to get aged out,
bro. I'm going to literally wither away. Oh,
no. You're going to become the prime experiment
of the cookout. this is uh what is what um illuminor
this guy i mean he's basically like an emperor's
children kind of in the way of like he's just
gonna he'll ruin you but he'll actually ruin
you i think he goes next to lucius honestly hey
but you'll you'll get the glorious privilege
of furthering the necron tier races uh scientists
i don't care about that what are you some kind
of nerd Some kind of metal nerd. Silent King.
He wouldn't be much of a conversationalist. He's
not gonna say anything. You know he's not literally
the silent king. Yeah, he does talk now. That's
a meme. Just call him the relatively quiet king.
He'd be very ominous. Pass me the kebab, please.
Thank you. And is he pulling up in his freaking
giant thing with the screaming Catan behind it?
He's not paying for parking. You know what he's
doing? He's powering the barbecue with the Catan
shard, for sure. This is the most powerful barbecue
in existence. He turns around and blows up your
house. He's not a terrible guest. He will be
a good guest. If you had to pick one Catan to
fuel your barbecue, who would it be? The Burning
One. There you go. Watch right into that one,
I guess. The Burning Grill. Powered by the Burning
One. Available by Walmart. I think he was fine
there. He's not a good guest. He wouldn't be
a terrible guest. Or a metal in the room, I guess.
I mean, it would be a good time. Yeah. You'd
end up fighting. He would eat a lot. Yeah. To
be fair, I have... I have a theory that because
he believes the burgers and stuff are going to
be so good, you're going to believe too, and
it's going to be the best meal you've ever had.
That's not how it works. The burger meat is red,
but does it go faster? Yeah. That's not how it
freaking works. Can you not perceive beetroot
because it's purple? He'd start eating. He'd
eat the Gretchen that he brings with him, though,
sure. Definitely, that's a snack. Maybe Kevin
was the Gretchen all along. And if your dog's
walking around, he might eat that, too. He might
eat some of the other guests. This is what you
do. You tell the guests to wear purple, and you
also paint your dog purple for a night. some
like food coloring it'd be fine and then no one
gets eaten you can also put all the food in certain
like containers that are purple so he doesn't
eat all of it and then when he gets bored he
wanders off into the night and it's someone else's
problem i think okay you just have to keep him
entertained for a few hours and then he would
uh wander off okay uh gotrick gotrick good I
mean, gurning my son. I'd put him at top of B.
Because it would be nuts. He would destroy stuff.
He would drink way too much. He's ready to face
his end. Fulfill his slayer's oath. Right in
the middle of the cookout. Is Felix there, too?
Because if they're together, they're just going
to hang out with each other and not talk to anyone
else, I think. No, I think Felix could be an
aide, honestly. Because Felix is really... He's
a regular dude. He talked to him. He's got a
good story. He has the Gotrek stories. Felix
is going to seduce your sister, and then she's
going to die because she's a love interest of
Felix. And then, you know, it sucks. Oh, man.
I just love that. Gotrek Slayer was like, your
next target is the buffet. My greatest challenge
yet. I mean, Colin was here. Colin's not here.
We can have an unbiased read of this. He would
try to invite a bunch of his friends without
asking anyone because he's summoning the Electra
Counts. He would summon the Electra Counts in
the cookout. And they would just come. I think
he'd be fine otherwise, though. I think he could
go Top of A. Yeah, he's actually like... Summon
the Electra Condiments, Top of A. He would be
a very good guest because he's famous, but he
wouldn't be too much. People could have a conversation
or something. I think he'd be entertaining. He's
got stories. He's had plenty of different cookouts
in his entire life. He'd be easy to spot. He's
got a big plumed helmet as well. Difficult getting
through doors. Can't bring Deathclaw to the port
-a -loo. A lot of bees harassing him because
they think it's a flower. It's not empty because
you have to feed Deathclaw as well. The king
of France. Truly, he gets A tier as well. Someone
was complaining that Luan Kerr wasn't there,
but he is. So take that. I've added him. No,
he was there the whole time. He's a great guy.
He's a great guy. Right next to him. I would
rate him pretty low because he'd be really bitchy
and stupid about the food and stuff. But he's
bringing a case of wine, definitely. And cheese.
I don't know. He's bringing servants to do all
the work too. What do you mean you don't have
a cheese knife? Cheese knife. I think the only
downside to it is that he does think he's better
than you. He is better than you. Carl Frowns
would make sure not to make you feel that way,
whereas Leon Newcar would not question that.
He'd mistake you for the staff. He can't go into
S. We're being assured in the chat that he's
actually really nice in the lore. No, this is
Mike. You're Mike. This guy is literally our
nice guy. Are you fibbing? You wouldn't fib to
us, would you? Are you Bretonnia's strongest
soldier? A law criminal. Fibbing? Never. I'm
going to put the ogres together. So we've got
Greasius. I mean, this ogre thing is going to
have a lot of good food. Yeah, but he might also
eat some of the guests. Yeah, you are the food.
Greasers, what have you brought with you? I brought
pre -barbecue. We were saying Lewin would be
a dick, but Greasers would actually be a dick.
There wouldn't be enough food for him, and it
wouldn't be nice enough. Top of E. I mean, it
would be very fun for five minutes, and then
you realise you are the fun. And then, halfway
through. gorging on all the food, he lets rip
a massive fart, and it's the worst thing you've
smelt in your life. We would need to prep the
place for disability access, because he's like,
you need a ramp to get him in. 16 burly men.
I think that's Scrag. Bro is cooking. Bro is
cooking. Scrag is, okay, so let me tell you about
Scrag the Slaughterer, okay? He's literally always
cooking because he has a big pot. That's chained
to his back. But, he is an ogre, so he will eat
you. He's, like, even by the ogre standards,
he's quite, like, nasty, so... Yeah, probably
a high E to F, I think. Fair. I mean, I'm not
interested in... He doesn't have hands, does
he, anymore? No, he doesn't. Kind of like he'd
shake his hand. Malky's F tier, bro, he's so
awful. I think put him next to the Silent King.
Oh yeah, they would just brood all the time.
Malky's just evil. Don't mention his mum. He
may be the true Fiendish King, but he is a real
jerk. If you're not in his way, it's fine. Oh,
Nagash, I mean, Colin. immediately noah's near
this immediately the bottom of it he's gonna
try to bring you into his part of his arm really
he's gonna try and resurrect the burgers they
won't yeah he's gonna he's gonna there's no bones
well he's not he's gonna have an interest he's
just gonna eat meat cringe he thinks i'm a meat
puppet okay there's no need to there's no need
to call you meat bag all the time you're like
who are you he's the one who's like star wars
never invite anyway uh it also probably goes
with him Manfred is not - I'd actually put Manfred
in E. Bottom of E. You'd at least pretend to
be nice. No, because vampires, they are like,
they like a bit of merriment, they like a bit
of a get together. Not Manfred so much. He doesn't
care. When you go, hey, what have you brought?
I brought blood. Oh, well, I don't drink blood.
Oh, but you could make black pudding. You could
make black pudding. Does anyone like black pudding?
I guess. I've never had it. It's just meat, basically,
but blood. I'm sure I've had it, but I can't
remember what it was like. I think we had a few
more dinosaur, Andy, I think a lot of them are.
Yeah, we got four more. John Apocalypse, two
pounds. I would eat a squig burger, so would
I. Probably would be good. Probably just tastes
like one of those mushroom burgers. And also,
where would you rate the Kroot Sharper? I guess
that means Shakespeare. He might eat you. There's
a lot of cannibals on this list. There's a lot
of, like, we may not make it boys. You have to,
like, analyze the ratio of, like, what they bring
to the event versus likelihood to get eaten yourself.
I think the critter kind of... They don't have
a lot going on, I would say, so I would say towards
the bottom. They know how to cook, though. He
just wants to talk about hunting the entire time,
man. Limper 106 for five bucks. Thank you, man.
Colin told me to tell you guys if Marathi isn't
S tier, he's going to burn down the barbecue.
Here's what I have to say to all the Marathi
stans out there, alright? No shirt, no shoes,
no service. Right? Yeah. dress code gotta do
the dress code oh yeah funny cop thing with five
dollars invite arabus to feed him to grecious
and have eldrad to grecious to sleep put eldrad
put grecious to sleep boom dinner and a show
that's pretty good nice we're thinking we're
thinking with portals here this is the part of
the multiverse if they ever make like a fantasy
40k crossover that should be what happens yeah
My pitch is in your email folder. Call me. More
Skaven and Eldar. Tyrion? Probably CT. I think
Tyrion goes... Tyrion's kind of a... He's a frat
boy, kind of. He'd be alright, and he'd have
an alright time. But he's kind of annoying -ish.
I think maybe... Because he's an elf. Maybe above
Gravefax? Maybe just above Greyfax. Because he'd
be okay, but then it's also like, he's the guy
who kind of acted like a bit of a dickhead at
the party, you know? Kinda. Oh, well, it depends
if Colin's at this party, because if Teclis is
here, as Colin states many times, one of the
two of them is leaving pregnant. And I'm not
joking, he said that multiple times. Yep. I don't
know, Teclis is a bit of a drip. You know, he's
not fun. He's alright to talk to, though. I think
you have to give him a chance. People like him,
but he's not like... He wouldn't bring the house
down. He's no Lee Munroz. Maybe bottom of B is
fine, then. Because C is like... What's Grudge
Man called, by the way? Was I sorry? That's going
in the book. What's his name, by the way? Oh,
Thorgrim. Yeah, Thorgrim. I'm adding him to the
list, or I'm going in the book if I don't. I
thought you called him Grudge Man. Grudge Man.
That's what he is, really. Yeah, but he's many
other things, too. He's a mountain man. Also.
He'd bring the Bogsman's Ale, he'd bring the
good stuff. I'm for our non -drinkers some fresh
mineral water from the... Cut up grass. We'll
just put him on now. Where are we putting him?
Mr. Grudge Man. I think he maybe goes just actually
top of B, I'd say. Yeah, that's fine. Because
he doesn't have the downsides of so many other
characters. He's a bit curmudgeonly, but he's
got, like, the dwarf bonus, which makes you fall
apart. The thing is, you know, every effort you
make to try and make it easy is like, so, you
thought you were gonna make a smaller table for
us to reach? Think we're - Children! Putting
us on the kid's table? That's going in the book.
I'm just trying to be nice. I didn't want to
bring out a ladder because it would have been
patronizing. A ladder? That's going in the book.
I can't win. Again, if he brings furniture and
you break his plastic chairs, it immediately
might attack your house. Who is this? Okay, this
is Kazrak, the one I... No, listen. Here's what's
so great about Beastmen. If you run out of food,
Right? You and your guests, the rest of the guests
can all gang up and kill the Beastman and eat
him. See how they like him. There's like Beastman's
back on the menu. It's like a really violent
cow. You can just eat that. Can he talk? Yes,
he can talk. They don't talk a great deal, but
they talk a little bit. He wouldn't like, I think
he would talk to intimidate you, but he wouldn't
talk if you were like cutting him up because
that's like a sign of weakness or whatever. so
you could do it without any like because if you're
killing someone and they say no wit you'd feel
like a pang of guilt and you'd like stop but
beastmen wouldn't do that because they're so
angry all the time although this and more beast
friend facts you can hear in my upcoming secondary
channel nice yeah although i have the idea that
there'd be a lot of gristle in a beastman like
you'd be eating um you would have to skip yeah
you'd have to skin them uh you have to boil them
boiled mushrooms sticking ministry but they would
go great in stew because they're nice and nice
and fatty um in about three years need to watch
the lord of the rings all again in one go yeah
what is this we've also got oh this is torox
the brass ball oh yes no there's I think he should
go to the bottom of F, because he's literally
only good at killing people. That's all he does,
he literally just kills people. I think he would
immediately murder most of this list. He doesn't
even lead trips, he just goes on a rampage and
they follow him around for safety. Oh hello,
Colin's in the chat. Hello Colin. There he is!
There he is! Get him! Get him, fellas! Why would
you do that? No, can we please put Taurox between
Angron and Kayn? Because it's somewhere in between.
Sort of in that general angry man area. Hey Colin,
look, Nagash is right at the bottom. You know
that? Oh yeah, it was a thing. I forgot to add
them, so I've added them in. Ivarain, where are
we going to put Ivarain? Right next to Gilliman.
Again, it's like a Tyrion and Teclis or Godric
and Felix situation where they'd only hang out
with each other all day, so it would have minimal
effect on the rest of the party. I feel like
if ever I was to talk with her, she'd be looking
at her nails and look like I was bothering her,
like, excuse me, it should be that. She's not
18, that's for sure. I think she goes in... She
might try to recruit you for the stupid Yanari
plan that she's cooking up. Oh, is Lilith here?
Oh, I don't think so. Andy doesn't know any Dark
Eldar characters, come on now. Maybe just under
Asriel? Where's Asriel? It's not as bad as Mephiston's
presence, but... They're both massively into
being gloomy and... Death. Death. Worship death.
Death. Colin says Tyrion is charismatic as hell.
I mean, yeah, we would. What are you going about?
Is he? He's just like an angry guy with a sword.
So we're like 50 % of the people here. I said
earlier he was kind of like a frat boy. Speaking
of angry guy with a sword. Farsight probably
beats you. He's a cool guy, but would he want
to be there? No. Probably rather go and do his
own thing. For the greater good. He'd leave you
on scene, I think. I think he'd still be super
nice, though. Like, he's not ever mean. Again,
there's no real downsides to having Farsight.
You just, like, he almost... it would be forgettable
you know what I mean off a certain point you're
like what are you trying to say about his character
here oh yeah he came to a cookout oh yeah you
know uh finally and no dark eldar characters
that's a tough bounce for the xenos it's just
a reflection of what games workshop have been
doing yep everyone got best here you know it's
gotta be done He's going to have some food. We're
going to give praise to him. He's going to be
the barbecue bro after the sun incident. Well,
again, if he survives the sun. He might have
a heart attack. And then we will feast upon Boingob.
And Boingob will be delicious. You guys are fickle.
Feasting on Boingob all willy -nilly like that.
It's what he would have wanted. It's what he
would have wanted. The big meatball himself.
I just imagine him. He runs towards the house.
His tongue is failing out. He takes one big leap.
Tries to eat the sun. Cooks alive. And then lands.
immediately ready to be served. And we're like,
praise be. We actually have a gigantic plate
made and like, just waiting for it. He died as
he lived. Chasing dreams, man. He died for our
sins. Oh no. He does enjoy some spicy food. That's
hilarious. Oh my god. There's our tier list.
We did it. We're nice. We did it. That's pretty
good. Is there any more donos? I think there
were a couple. Clearly our amazing tier list
has wowed them so much they've all emptied their
wallets. They're on their way to Lorecrimes HQ
to bring us all their money. Only crimes. Last
one we got is Tom Warren for two bucks. Invite
Teclis. Good plan. Man. Honestly, a lot of the
characters there, though, they are not getting
an invite. All the angry people who just want
to kill things, I think we can probably leave
them off. To be fair, this franchise is not...
known for people who aren't violent psychopaths
it's not like we're going hey let's let's let's
get the cast from always sunny in philadelphia
or like friends it's like warhammer guys i already
said no shirt no shoes no service smart casual
not um i used to work at what's it called um
that chain that broke down recently in his hooters
Hooters, yeah, this ex -Hooters model. Can't
have her in. Vegas showgirl, look. Not in my
cookout. Maybe Snake Marathi. We're salivating
over the meat on the grill, not the lady showing
off her flesh. Naughty. That's not what a cookout's
about. Where's thankful? Thanquil is not here
on account of the fact that Skaven would not
be good guests at any sort of venue. Could we
miss Thanquil? Well, Thanquil would go in F tier
immediately. All the Skaven would go in F tier,
I think. Maybe Quig. I guess he's... Quig's a
G. Yeah, Quig's a G. Who's the... Is it Makari
is the Gretchen of Gazgul? Where would he go?
Oh, hang on, we missed the cooking -themed character
Grom from Fantasy. Oh man. He would have been
a shoo -in. I'll put it in post, he'll be fine.
Makkari goes on the grill, wow. Poor guy. I think
he would try to ruin the cookout and it would
go so bad that he would actually make it better.
So maybe he would be better. Cypher? Yes, ignore
Cypher. He's not. Again, you forget he's there.
Titus? I don't know. Yeah. It'd be like a worse
Kalgar in some way. Just a bit too Ultramarine
-y. I think that would be like that scene in
Space Marine 2, like Titus is there, sat on his
own. Are you enjoying your food, brother? Yes.
Oh yeah. You stand office, why not? Yeah, he'd
be like that. Yes! I think that being said, that
was the cookout tier list. I think we've covered
that. in a ridiculous amount of detail for some
reason. More detail than it deserves probably.
Complete waste of time. I feel like we have to
make... I had a great idea just now. I think
we need to make a law crimes themed cookbook
and it's all recipes based. You have the Boingob
and you have all these different meals that would
be inspired by characters. That would be fun.
Bjorn's in a dreadnought, what's he gonna do?
He can't eat. He doesn't need to eat. Make an
air fryer recipe. Like him. Joseph Bugman would
be invited. That being said though, again, like
we said before, complete waste of time talking
about it, but we're glad you guys enjoyed it.
You guys could have learned the language. In
the time you spent watching this, you could have
spent time on Duolingo or something. You could
have read a Warhammer novel or something. Yeah,
exactly. You could have had a whiff of a Horrors
Heresy book somehow. Oh, thanks, Colin. You could
have, I don't know, done something with your
life. Go get a girlfriend. What? No, don't do
that. Then you won't be into Warhammer anymore.
You can't have both. It's one or the other. Unfortunately
not true. Thanks, Colin. that being said i get
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uh good time here on lore crimes tm the the rudeness
What's the one character you would invite? Have
all the ones we discussed. For real? None of
the characters I actually like would be any good
to hang around with. Probably the can, I think,
just because he's a nice guy. He comes from a
cooking culture. I guess all cultures are cooking
cultures, but Mongolian food. I've never had
Mongolian barbecue, so maybe he'd bring some
of that. you know he's a nice guy but not like
boring nice he's like you know there's a bit
of an edge to him so yeah I'll go with the cam
thank you for the pin yeah the pin comment We
managed to go through this whole stream without
Dark Souls 2 being mentioned. You just had to
bring it up. Dark Souls 2 Slur stream coming
up soon. Again, that being said... Me and Colin
showing each other over each other for 40 minutes.
That being said, everyone, thank you guys so
much for watching, listening, all that good stuff,
and we'll catch you guys very soon on the next
one. Got more tier lists and more lore. Thank
you guys. See you later. Bye, everybody.