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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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It's Law Crimes! Hello! And we have a special

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guest. Who is it? Who's the guy in the beanie?

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What's happening, gamers? It's me. The fellow

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with the hat. And also a YouTube channel. That's

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Dreadnought. Hell yeah. Dreadnought is here joining

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us, brothers and sisters. We're today... you

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know we're uh colin isn't here because he's um

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i don't know i was saying gooning in the forest

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or something but you know he's uh he's with family

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and friends at the moment okay that's disrespectful

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um but luckily you know we're all having it's

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your birthday party whatever you know we're having

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the we're here's at the cookout and we've asked

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dredden on to help us decide who's which one

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of the characters are gonna be invited to the

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cookout of course some of these takes We're not

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all going to have the same opinion on this. S

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tier will be absolutely 100 % invited. We will

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specify, though. Someone could be a total asshole,

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but they could be invited because it's entertaining.

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The whole point is, would you let them near your

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family and friends? We're going to have some

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opinions here, though. Oh, we mentioned we have

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a Discord now, so if anyone hasn't caught up

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before, the Discord is diabolical. My hairline

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has been made fun of. every week slash every

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day yeah um yeah appreciate that we do drop in

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and we say hello as it should be yeah i mean

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i wish i was wearing a beanie right now i i have

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i have to address the bald allegations here for

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a minute um because i just need to show everyone

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it's not very tidy it is there so uh i would

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like to stay it for the record that i have beaten

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the bald allegations and i will no longer be

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addressing thank you yeah that's right i don't

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know there's going to be a call that video seems

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like did you see dreaded on used a green screen

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to pretend he had hair come on guys photoshop

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is hell overthinking it yeah well speaking of

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um who guys who's invited to the cookout man

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who's coming i will say if you think of any in

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the chats that i haven't added here then please

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let us know and i can add them in as we go this

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is not a this is not a set in stone tier list

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but this is what we've got so far so we've got

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like primarks we got space marine chapter masters

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we got some xenos and some fancy characters but

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we can add more as we go uh but to start off

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cookout number one the emperor of mankind now

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coming to my cookout bro why not eli I hate that

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guy. I hate that guy. He's a jerk. Well, no,

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but he'll probably show up anyway just to be

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an asshole. He's gonna bring his friggin' armies

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and conquer my cookout. I mean, would he eat?

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Does the Emperor of Mankind eat anymore? I have

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a compelling counter -argument, Eli. So put it

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this way. you know in like the end of the death

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he's all like i've been all these things i was

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a conqueror i was a coward i was a sailor i was

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an architect he was also probably on master chef

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awesome so he probably knows he probably knows

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how to cook really well because he's the master

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of mankind he's good at everything and i could

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just imagine him like levitt like he doesn't

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even need like like tongs he's just like psychically

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like turning like the burgers on the grill the

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thing is is he so perfect though that it's almost

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like you can't bring him because he's gonna like

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make fun of you for how terrible of a cook you

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are like he's even like you know like flip -flop

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or something he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna

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look over your shoulder and you're gonna do something

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he's gonna go oh but dj no no no it's fine it's

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fine but yeah and and everything he like presents

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is gonna be like on a golden plate so you're

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gonna feel really like bad if you drop it You

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have to have like a portal as well, because the

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custodians would just not fit in that house.

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I'm saying we put him in E, because everyone

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hits him and he's a jerk. Huge, huge, huge. Wow.

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He'll be too much of a big guest. It's like having

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a Brad Pitt at your house. Yeah, he'd steal the

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show. And then people off the street would be

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like, oh, I heard the emperor was here, is the

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emperor here? Can I see him? Can I talk to him?

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You know, it's my party, guys. yeah it's just

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like no the emperor's not here it's like well

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what about that why is that golden aura like

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shining from your backyard like this he's in

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i can see like there's like hymnals and incense

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and like choirs going on it's like oh yeah damn

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uh not to mention the if you're in his presence

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the uncontrollable weeping as well so there's

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a whole bunch of people crying uh yeah the streets

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ran like ran with tears of like rivers of tears

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it's like oh weeping children um e for emperor

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sounds okay um now i know the charles dance allegations

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for the lion are quite strong but he would definitely

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show up and recreate that scene where he's like

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butchering a deer carcass he'd be like oh what

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you bring and he's like oh okay we're getting

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it fresh cool i just i don't think he understands

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the concept of a cookout because he wouldn't

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understand people would gather to talk to each

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other for fun He just generally wouldn't. He

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would like, why would you hang out with people

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when you could be doing something else? I think

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he'd be a terrible guest, honestly. Maybe. He

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might just brood in the corner. I don't know.

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What if some ne 'er -do -well showed up and you

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needed a big guy with a sword? I think if I need

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a big guy with a sword at the cookout, I mean,

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I don't know where we're having this. I mean,

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one thing that is in his favor, he wouldn't be

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a picky eater. We know that for sure. He's austere.

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He's a man of simple tastes. He wouldn't demand

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no barbecue sauce or I guess barbecue sauce is

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like an indulgence. He'd be happy with like cracklings

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and maybe a little glass of hot cider. So you

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wouldn't have to eat. he did it raw if he had

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to he lived in he was a bit he was like eating

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like raw meat when he was a baby on caliban he's

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not like why would i put this on the grill i

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can just consume it myself no it's about are

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you telling me like in the corner the lions like

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in jordan peterson voice saying like the raw

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carnival diet the lion diet if you will um lions

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do eat raw meat c2 i think gg's fine yeah C4,

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learn to cook your food. Oh, Pat Robert. ProTribo

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can grill. ProTribo can totally grill. Autism

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be damned, my boy can grill. He's pulling up

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with the fanciest grill you've ever seen. ProTribo's

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S to your cooking. Just don't let him off the

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grill. Just make sure he's only cooking the whole

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time. I want to do that. No, he's not that bad.

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I kind of want to do that. pat roberts not that

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bad hear me out hear me out if if eli's right

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if he's on you know if he's on chef duty the

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meat is suveyed perfectly it's all done like

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correctly that's the thing where's where's the

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seer where's the seer oh he would he would do

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it all but the thing is if he had to hold a conversation

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He would immediately tell you you're the most

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pathetic being, the most weak thing he'd ever

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seen. And he can't believe you're not in front

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of his land raider as he's helping you go over

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a moat. There's a few things I wouldn't like

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about Pedraba at the cooking. One, anytime he's

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trying to get a perfect sear, he gets it slightly

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wrong. He just flips the table. But then also...

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Also, he wouldn't be very bothered about the

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cooking. He'd just be like, that barbecue is

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this model, serial number so -and -so. It was

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made in 1995. You know everything about everything

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that was ever constructed. You're so boring,

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dude. Cook a burger and leave me alone. No, I've

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got to tell you about how gas streams work. If

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you can keep him on the grill and stop him from

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talking to anyone, maybe. How likely is that,

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really? I think maybe he deserves E or F. That's

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crazy. You got the best chef in the world, you

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put him on F tier. But he's invited to cook out.

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He's not hosting it. Wait, Eli, what makes you

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think he'd be a good cook? He's just gonna know,

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bro. He's just gonna know. He knows how to build

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stuff. He doesn't know how to... But surely if

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he knows the chemical laws of everything as well,

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then he's probably a pretty good cook. Okay,

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he'd be like a sterile by -the -book cook, he'd

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like, follow the recipe exactly, even if there

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are things he could do to improve it, but he

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just wouldn't. But he'd also be like, this food

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is actually not very practical, you should, if

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you want to be min -maxing your diet, just eat

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this gruel paste I constructed in like a jar.

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You know, F tier. How does it convince me of

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F tier? Ugh. Fine. Okay, next get Fulgrim. surely

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if perch ravel's not a good chef fulgram would

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be able to make the perfect burger and have good

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conversation so you know he's gonna plate to

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perfection certainly he's the guy with the napkin

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making sure there's like no like like grease

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on the side of the plate he's like he'd be yeah

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he'd get on well with gordon ramsay this is this

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isn't truly this is like the whole phenomenon

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of like you're four inches in something and then

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five inches something the problem with this is

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fulgram is like he's too big again like the problem

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with the biggie he's too big of a guest to invite

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so fulgrim pops in immediately someone's like

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we gotta step up the game here and then he gets

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out of hand and it turns out you're actually

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eating your cousin like he's gonna he's gonna

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make your event crazy he's gonna come take over

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and just fix everything for you and make it the

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perfect event the problem is it will be the best

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cookout you've ever been to but you probably

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won't you won't make it I don't know, I think,

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like, after a certain point it just gets to be

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too much, like, he'd probably set up a tent and,

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like, a bouncy castle for the kids, and, you

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know, those, like, weirdly expensive foldy chairs.

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It's all too much. It's, you know, he'd be ostentatious.

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And, you know, for certain, if you try to, like,

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interrupt his perfect music playlist, he's going

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to have a fit. Like, no, this is the perfect

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cookout music. it'd be awesome to be a guest

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at his cookout but maybe not for him to be a

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guest at your cookout i think a though because

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it would be like just just a i think he would

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be a great guest in some capacity but it's also

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it would again it had the problem like it would

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just go too far someone's house is broken into

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and then you know the the dog somehow ended up

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on the fryer like and then it turns out everyone

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got stripped down later. You know what I mean?

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It would just get way out of hand. What happened

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to the rest of the barbecue sauce? Fulgrim has

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it. Why? Wait, don't tell me. I don't need to

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know. Let's not go there. We're using other sources

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now. This is a kid's show for God's sakes. I'm

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checking I can't. I wonder where he's going.

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Hold on, let me just get something for a second.

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The law crimes bingo cars, by the way. Can someone

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get anti -glazing white scars? No, no, no. We

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gotta think about this, cause like, do you really

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want, cause like, Mongolian food, you know, barbecue,

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okay, but then also you have to drink, like,

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fermented mare's milk, and I don't wanna do that.

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Yeah, I don't think he's gonna bring food that

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you're gonna like very much, even if it's very

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nutritious. I beg to differ, he's gonna bring

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you the best grass -fed beef you've ever had

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in your life. It's not gonna be beef! It's gonna

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be a horsey! It'll be great. six -legged 40k

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horse or something i remember that was it the

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tesco horse burger fiasco i'm sure i've had one

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by accident at this point we all have i mean

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i've had one on purpose but i just i just don't

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think they taste good oh what was it distinct

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from like um were you just like this tastes like

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horse we like when you eat like an unconventional

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meat it's always like your frame of reference

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is always going to be either like beef pork or

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chicken Because that's what you eat the most.

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So for me, it just tasted sort of like... Hoof?

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Sort of venison -y beef. It's just like halfway

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between a deer and a cow. It tasted swift, you

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know. Yeah. It tasted swift like the grasslands

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of my native Mongolia. My native Mongolia. I'm

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sure I've heard somewhere that alligator meat

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tastes like chicken. Yeah, that's the thing.

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Alligator tastes like sort of fishy chicken.

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So everything is either a cow, a pig, or a chicken.

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Damn. Or sometimes a deer, but mostly one of

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those three. I think the con... I think it would

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be a pretty damn good guess, to be honest. Because

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I think he would bring... He'd bring gifts, he'd

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bring maybe... cool music as well he'd bring

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some people oh well that would steal the show

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too he'd be like singing in the corner with one

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of those like passing around the milk you're

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gonna have like a really nice if he's hosting

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you're gonna have like a really nice like family

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-friendly like hey look it's grassy plains and

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it's nice and i'd i'd leave it for once he actually

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deserves the s tier from andy he always deserves

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oh man also remember there is the law crimes

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bingo in in the discord so i'm sure people are

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already crossing off andy simping for the car

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Did we post a Discord link in the chat? We should

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do that. It should be in the description now.

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In the uploads defaults, I've put it so that

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it should be in the top of the description. Lehman

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Ross. He's got to be S tier too, surely. Yeah,

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he's got to be S tier. Get him up. So much mead.

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I think he'll kill me. The problem is like...

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I think he's top of S, though, because that might

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be like, he is the party. I don't think you could

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get better than that. He's going to sing you

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sagas. He's probably brought the strongest mead

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you've ever tasted. He's brought the boys, and

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the boys are hype. The problem is, I would leave

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the cookout and I would be immediately pillaging

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England in the 1800s. Yeah, he'd take you on

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a pub crawl that's actually a red. it literally

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is the end of the movie hangover but like it

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was a warhammer edition you know i could imagine

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like lehman doing he'd be like right boy you

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know that thing where people just get like at

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the top of a really steep hill and they just

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like jump like and they roll down it you'd be

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like go on lads let's make our own fun like what

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are we doing just like oh we're just gonna hurl

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each other down a hill okay and there's gonna

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be a bar fight for sure what's the 40k equivalent

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of like chasing the wheel down the wheel of cheese

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down the hill uh they probably threw like a i

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bet the orcs threw something like that or the

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squid guessing this quick yeah true throw the

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squig down the hill uh i think leave lehman in

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top of s man sure yeah surely he's earned it

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oh no that could be great i mean D for dork,

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maybe? Oh, whoa. He'd bring in, like, an itinerary.

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That's just, it would totally kill the vibe.

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Here is the meal plan. You will be here at this

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exact time, and we will serve one serving, and

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if you are not here, you will not be fed. You

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don't get seconds with Dorn. That's very true.

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He has a sense of humour, kind of. I rationed

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the food out equally so that we all get enough.

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But he's only there because he was told to go.

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Yes. Or it was somehow advantageous of him to

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go. He's in the corner, he makes polite conversation,

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but my god, someone needs to fortify that conversation.

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He's like the awkward brother -in -law. He has

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to be there out of obligation, but you have no

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common ground. You're just like, how's it going?

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Good. And don't let him near the grill, because

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there'll be no seasoning on those bitches. Nope.

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He's the kind of guy who you have nothing in

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common with if you were to talk to him. Every

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conversation is like, weather's great. Unless

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you mention trains and then his eyes widen and

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he talks to you like he's that guy. That one

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particular hobby they really enjoy and they don't

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shut up about and you're just there like... kind

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of looking at the buffet, like slowly dwindling.

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And you don't want to be rude. So you're like

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watching it slowly dwindle. And then by the time

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you get there, when you shut up, you're like,

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oh, there's a salad. Hey, I just thought of it.

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At least he'll redo your fence. At least the

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gate will be fixed. Turn it into a moat. The

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structural integrity of your shed is not optimal.

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He's never not working, is he? Notice there with

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nails and stuff. Reorganise your toolshed, probably

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do up your greenhouse. Is he the kind of guy

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to redo your kitchen? I don't know if he'd redo

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it, but he'd recommend some contractors, and

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maybe give some tips. I've been through your

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country door, and I've reloaded them by size.

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I think, yeah, D for Dawn, just because I'm not

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excited to send him the invite. I'm really not.

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Oh, speaking of not exciting to send me an invite.

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Surely it's going to be F2. It's going to kill

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somebody. All I'm thinking with Curls is it's

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going to be, he might be good at like cooking,

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but you'd be like, you'd be eating a burger and

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you'd be like, that's actually quite good. What

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ingredients did you use? Kevin. Yeah. Not Kevin.

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Not Kevin. It's like that scene in the Kingsman

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movie. Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't invite

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him, but then he might show up anyway, just because,

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like, why didn't you invite me? Is there something

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wrong with me? Now, hear me out. The cookout

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would be good, because everyone would be so nervous

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to not have a good time, because if someone,

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like, messed up or, like, you know, oh, I think

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he just swore in front of an officer, you know,

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he's going to be skinned alive. I think people

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would... I mean, it is F tier, but he... i promise

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you people will make it look like you have a

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good time though in contrast to dawn he'd be

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the guy that you're talking to forever who's

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like the divorced guy who's who hates his job

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F, definitely. I think we had a dono at the beginning,

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Andy. We got a bunch of donos. You guys have

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been neglecting the chat. What kind of lore crimes

00:20:38.519 --> 00:20:43.759
is this? Oh, sorry. Coffee Grounds for Snorting

00:20:43.759 --> 00:20:47.579
is now a one year member. Thank you very much.

00:20:48.200 --> 00:20:50.700
But he's not here, so we won't hear him saying

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this. You can watch it in the highlights. Screw

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that guy, am I right, fellas? Donkey Man USA

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for five bucks. Stream late due to Hal gooning

00:21:02.759 --> 00:21:05.759
to the 36 lessons of Vivec. Bro, he says this

00:21:05.759 --> 00:21:09.779
every stream, bro. Donkey Man, we are a bit late.

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We're a bit late because I was dragged into a

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game of Dota 2. And Andy had a great time. Andy

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had a wonderful hour with his best friend. It

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was an experience. I don't like the way Lord

00:21:27.059 --> 00:21:33.079
Grimes is heading. Thank you, Plastic Bag, for

00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:35.180
being a member for 10 months. Nice watermelon

00:21:35.180 --> 00:21:38.779
profile pic. I'm so damn bad for Emma Frost.

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I feel like Colin right now. Colin, sorry. Is

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that a Marvel Rivals character? Emma Frost is

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a... Yes, she's... built like, well, her legs

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are like tree trunks, and then on top of those

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is just like a normal body, so she's like Chun

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-Li, but... Made of diamond. Yes. Crazy. Bunnycop

00:22:01.619 --> 00:22:04.359
for five bucks, starts listening to the End Times

00:22:04.359 --> 00:22:07.480
Return of Nagash, three chapters deep, feel like

00:22:07.480 --> 00:22:10.119
I missed a better story with the Bretonnian Civil

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War. The End Times TM. That's the End Times in

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a nutshell, baby! Oh, here we go, another one

00:22:18.859 --> 00:22:21.940
for me. Document USA for five bucks. Don't worry,

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Hal, though my hair is luxurious and voluptuous,

00:22:25.700 --> 00:22:29.920
I got that Vegito widow's peak, and you can confer

00:22:29.920 --> 00:22:35.759
from the Pocono. Wow. Yep. Walter Goggins hairline,

00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:37.359
as long as you rock it. Yeah, it's coming back.

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The ladies dig it now. Wow. Angry homunculus.

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Yep. for five pounds biggie cooks the same way

00:22:46.690 --> 00:22:50.589
as king neptune from sponge he just like zapped

00:22:50.589 --> 00:22:52.509
like a million burgers into existence but there'd

00:22:52.509 --> 00:22:58.730
be no love thank you for the 499 worst warhammer

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hot takes you've ever heard oh i don't like space

00:23:02.710 --> 00:23:06.970
marines that's one who doesn't like space crazy

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andy Someone said they should get rid of the

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entire Horrors Heresy because they preferred

00:23:13.029 --> 00:23:15.269
it when it was a mystery. And I thought, bro,

00:23:15.450 --> 00:23:20.650
what do you mean? We have no content. Not all

00:23:20.650 --> 00:23:24.309
content has to exist. I know that. Killing the

00:23:24.309 --> 00:23:28.809
entire Horrors Heresy, bro? This guy saw Space

00:23:28.809 --> 00:23:34.109
Marine Pill that hurts. I like all of that. uh

00:23:34.109 --> 00:23:37.329
fanciful prodigy for five bucks ever of mankind

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wouldn't tell you you're making whatever you're

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cooking wrong and then not actually elaborate

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true yeah pass it tell you it'd be like super

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cryptic about it and like in a metaphorical sense

00:23:49.890 --> 00:23:55.690
it'd be like the like the the um the feng shui

00:23:55.690 --> 00:23:59.049
the barbecue was off yes yeah the baggage train

00:23:59.049 --> 00:24:02.259
of seasoning has not yet departed The baggage

00:24:02.259 --> 00:24:05.940
train of seasoning. I don't know. I was going

00:24:05.940 --> 00:24:10.220
somewhere with that. The baggage train of spices

00:24:10.220 --> 00:24:13.400
hasn't gone to Flavortown. What are you on about?

00:24:13.920 --> 00:24:18.920
Is Biggie Guy Fieri? Perhaps. He has been once.

00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:22.440
Might get through some of these dinos, bros.

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Quantum Cthulhu, thank you for the five pounds.

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I already forgot if that's pounds. I think it

00:24:28.819 --> 00:24:32.079
is. Just finished Sons of the Hydra. Nice. And

00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:34.299
jump straight into the oubliette. Big change

00:24:34.299 --> 00:24:36.420
of pace between the two. Love you, boys. I still

00:24:36.420 --> 00:24:39.619
got to read that. Thank you. Thank you very much.

00:24:39.660 --> 00:24:44.160
It's interesting. Jack N. 20 bucks, man. Thank

00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:46.039
you so much. Thank you very much. Finally finished

00:24:46.039 --> 00:24:48.819
End and the Death of Volume 3. It sent me on

00:24:48.819 --> 00:24:52.740
a world -shattering journey through the Jungian

00:24:52.740 --> 00:24:56.740
psychological... It's Jungian. It's Jungian.

00:24:57.559 --> 00:25:00.259
I might have to admit to my ex -girlfriend that

00:25:00.259 --> 00:25:07.059
tarot and archetypes aren't complete bullshit.

00:25:07.279 --> 00:25:10.619
Very mad and fuck Erebus in brackets. Also, I'm

00:25:10.619 --> 00:25:16.519
gay. That's a crazy message. That was a whole

00:25:16.519 --> 00:25:21.450
story right there. I love it. Tom Warren. Dreadanon.

00:25:21.609 --> 00:25:24.170
Did you see that Andy led you down to your doom

00:25:24.170 --> 00:25:26.650
in XCOM? Yeah, I heard about this. I heard that

00:25:26.650 --> 00:25:32.069
I gave it a shot, but in the end I was not enough

00:25:32.069 --> 00:25:35.690
to... How did I die, actually? To be fair, we

00:25:35.690 --> 00:25:37.630
were in the same squad. I'd already killed most

00:25:37.630 --> 00:25:41.859
of the team. it was me you cody bonds i think

00:25:41.859 --> 00:25:44.599
and sandman we were like the last hurrah and

00:25:44.599 --> 00:25:47.039
there was a point where you got injured i asked

00:25:47.039 --> 00:25:49.299
i think sandman or no it might have been cody

00:25:49.299 --> 00:25:52.059
to pick your body up and then like we got ambushed

00:25:52.059 --> 00:25:54.279
again and then you died and then i died and we

00:25:54.279 --> 00:25:57.599
all died it happens happens to the best of us

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i'm really good games but that was not a good

00:26:00.940 --> 00:26:04.200
example of how good i am uh can you be good at

00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:08.180
it's all percentages well two's rubbish because

00:26:08.180 --> 00:26:10.529
it's got a really steep early game, whereas one

00:26:10.529 --> 00:26:14.210
was fairer. You can laugh at me, you can beat

00:26:14.210 --> 00:26:16.470
me up, you can dox me and threaten my life, but

00:26:16.470 --> 00:26:18.190
I will never stop thinking Avedon is a better

00:26:18.190 --> 00:26:21.990
antagonist. No, come on! Come on! Thank you,

00:26:21.990 --> 00:26:25.829
Elliot Hopps. Good man. Good man you are. Last

00:26:25.829 --> 00:26:31.150
one. With a bow. Simply unreasonable. Wesley,

00:26:31.210 --> 00:26:33.509
you're on the PFP. Thank you for the two dollars.

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First stream for Orc Little Man E. Why the five

00:26:37.150 --> 00:26:48.140
head? first stream for orc little man e why the

00:26:48.140 --> 00:26:53.180
five head all right thank you to your folks great

00:26:53.180 --> 00:26:57.380
magic magic man yeah i think um sanguineous it

00:26:57.380 --> 00:27:03.359
must be surely you put him on uh drinks and then

00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:07.859
he'll pick up something something tasty I don't

00:27:07.859 --> 00:27:09.880
know. There's nothing wrong with Sanguinius.

00:27:09.880 --> 00:27:13.880
Although he may get angry at one point and just

00:27:13.880 --> 00:27:16.319
completely lose it. I can think of one reason

00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:20.680
why he might go down to A. Because he's going

00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:23.099
to be extremely picky about how rare his steak

00:27:23.099 --> 00:27:25.319
is. You're going to be like, oh, rare. And you

00:27:25.319 --> 00:27:28.240
make rare. And he's like, rarer. I think he's

00:27:28.240 --> 00:27:30.819
too nice to say anything. I want blood in it.

00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:34.150
Like, okay. I think you run the risk of him being

00:27:34.150 --> 00:27:36.549
the guy who brings an acoustic guitar to a party

00:27:36.549 --> 00:27:39.230
and he starts reciting poetry and everyone else

00:27:39.230 --> 00:27:45.309
has to enjoy it. Sanguinius is here, oh god he's

00:27:45.309 --> 00:27:49.529
wearing sandals. He literally is the most beautiful

00:27:49.529 --> 00:27:52.509
thing you've ever seen. I would beg to differ.

00:27:52.849 --> 00:27:55.849
Actually, Fulgrim is just as pretty as Sanguinius.

00:27:55.970 --> 00:28:00.390
And he does it naturally. Well, Fulgrim's like

00:28:00.390 --> 00:28:03.250
a fucked up sanguineus. Well, yeah, now he is.

00:28:03.269 --> 00:28:04.890
He's not so pretty anymore. He's a snake. But

00:28:04.890 --> 00:28:10.569
he was. Just think, Eli. Fulgrim sheds. Yeah,

00:28:10.630 --> 00:28:12.690
he's not pretty anymore. You don't want to think

00:28:12.690 --> 00:28:14.490
about that. Do you imagine, like, picking that

00:28:14.490 --> 00:28:17.049
up off the floor, like, the only emperor's children.

00:28:17.309 --> 00:28:19.230
He's really big, so you would have to, like,

00:28:19.230 --> 00:28:22.390
cart it off in a wheelbarrow. Sanguineus is also

00:28:22.390 --> 00:28:28.250
kind of dead. Got him. Well, the thing is, if

00:28:28.250 --> 00:28:30.069
he was alive, he'd be at the thing and he'd be

00:28:30.069 --> 00:28:33.190
causing all the girls to swoon and then all the

00:28:33.190 --> 00:28:35.450
other guys would be at the bar just kind of...

00:28:35.450 --> 00:28:38.730
Also swooning. Just standing there going like,

00:28:38.829 --> 00:28:44.269
why can't I be like that? Why am I so ugly? He'd

00:28:44.269 --> 00:28:46.069
come over and talk. He'd have that dampening

00:28:46.069 --> 00:28:50.190
effect. He's like the Khan. They're perfect guests,

00:28:50.269 --> 00:28:51.609
but I think he'd have more fun with Eamon Rush.

00:28:51.869 --> 00:28:54.809
Surely Sanguinius is an S tier. Sanguinius' wings

00:28:54.809 --> 00:28:56.069
are going to get in the way, bro. He's going

00:28:56.069 --> 00:28:59.190
to get feathers in my food. They're going to

00:28:59.190 --> 00:29:01.829
get in the way. They're going to clog it, bro.

00:29:03.230 --> 00:29:05.490
Do they go to the toilet, though? I would have

00:29:05.490 --> 00:29:07.750
thought they just have fully optimized digestive

00:29:07.750 --> 00:29:10.690
systems. Are you telling me there's no hole?

00:29:11.939 --> 00:29:13.720
I'm just saying it doesn't do anything. Let's

00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:15.440
not think about that. I mean, Colin's not here,

00:29:15.539 --> 00:29:20.400
but let's not go there. I wouldn't be surprised

00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:25.200
if there was just nothing down there. We'll have

00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:31.660
to ask Colin's wife. Ferris Manus. I wouldn't

00:29:31.660 --> 00:29:33.779
be as insufferable as Perturabo, but he wouldn't

00:29:33.779 --> 00:29:36.160
be any fun. I think he'd be a slightly better

00:29:36.160 --> 00:29:39.660
conversationist than Dawn. Good question. What

00:29:39.660 --> 00:29:43.740
would he have to say? Yeah, he'd be non -existent.

00:29:44.220 --> 00:29:48.700
I mean, he would... He'd stare at the lion, probably.

00:29:48.940 --> 00:29:53.180
I feel like they'd act similarly. Ferris can

00:29:53.180 --> 00:29:55.220
actually talk to people, that's the thing. He's

00:29:55.220 --> 00:29:58.339
just obviously... He's not super interested in

00:29:58.339 --> 00:30:01.759
it, but he'll... he'll have a conversation though

00:30:01.759 --> 00:30:03.980
i mean he's friends with fulgrim so it proves

00:30:03.980 --> 00:30:06.480
like he actually can be friends with people he

00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:09.359
act like was it he says um to perta perta raba

00:30:09.359 --> 00:30:11.900
asked like why the hell are you two friends and

00:30:11.900 --> 00:30:14.180
he just laughs at perta rather he just doesn't

00:30:14.180 --> 00:30:17.220
get a friendship so i think yeah surely ferris

00:30:17.220 --> 00:30:19.059
has made one above the lion just because the

00:30:19.059 --> 00:30:20.799
lion doesn't really have friends he has he's

00:30:20.799 --> 00:30:24.099
meeting the room he's meeting the room but he's

00:30:24.099 --> 00:30:26.809
also like He'd just be a bit of a dickhead. Also,

00:30:26.930 --> 00:30:29.750
massive mood swings, so you gotta be a bit careful

00:30:29.750 --> 00:30:31.569
what you're talking about. Yeah, he might smash

00:30:31.569 --> 00:30:33.529
you. The guy who's literally known as like -

00:30:33.529 --> 00:30:35.230
I'll give him a golf for taxes or something.

00:30:36.569 --> 00:30:42.509
Because he's so boring! Teej. Poor guy. Rocky.

00:30:42.950 --> 00:30:45.890
I don't know, Angron. I mean, is that F -Tish?

00:30:46.190 --> 00:30:49.529
Is that Angron or Lorgron? Yes, Angron. Angron.

00:30:49.650 --> 00:30:52.069
That is the F of F -Tish. I feel like he would

00:30:52.069 --> 00:30:55.769
be a good griller though. He'd know how to cook.

00:30:55.910 --> 00:30:58.529
He'd be good at grilling. Bro, he can't grill

00:30:58.529 --> 00:31:00.430
because the only thing that's going to be grilled

00:31:00.430 --> 00:31:04.349
is you on his chain axe. But if he is making

00:31:04.349 --> 00:31:06.990
burgers, I bet he's good at it. I was going to

00:31:06.990 --> 00:31:10.950
say, he exactly knows intimately how tender a

00:31:10.950 --> 00:31:12.609
piece of meat needs to be because of the butcher's

00:31:12.609 --> 00:31:15.630
nails in his brain. I don't think they do that.

00:31:16.569 --> 00:31:18.690
I don't think that's a part of the butcher's

00:31:18.690 --> 00:31:21.450
nails. He can't have conversation. He can't talk

00:31:21.450 --> 00:31:24.190
to people. He's just grilling. He's just grilling.

00:31:24.309 --> 00:31:27.329
We're not hiring a chef for the cookout. You

00:31:27.329 --> 00:31:30.630
only need one person on a grill at a cookout.

00:31:30.730 --> 00:31:33.029
This is a guest. The guest is not cooking. I

00:31:33.029 --> 00:31:36.269
just like the idea of like him at the grill with

00:31:36.269 --> 00:31:38.630
his back to you. And you can just see like him

00:31:38.630 --> 00:31:44.829
and you see him going, I'm fine. I'm just cooking

00:31:44.829 --> 00:31:48.990
up. Like, oh, okay. He'd cause a scene and like

00:31:48.990 --> 00:31:51.960
make everyone else feel awkward. He would at

00:31:51.960 --> 00:31:56.640
some point drop the line needs more skulls and

00:31:56.640 --> 00:32:00.420
then everyone would just slowly turn and realise

00:32:00.420 --> 00:32:02.779
he's probably talking about one of us. Immediately

00:32:02.779 --> 00:32:07.400
F tier. Come on. He can go into F tier because

00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:09.440
he's so angry. I think he's worse than Curse.

00:32:09.440 --> 00:32:12.140
Curse might not do something. Angron definitely

00:32:12.140 --> 00:32:19.319
will. I agree. End to F tier he goes with the

00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:21.500
rest of them. well the rest of the troublemakers

00:32:21.500 --> 00:32:25.400
anger on making a food pyramid and it falls over

00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:28.460
he just goes weak just like my legion okay dude

00:32:28.460 --> 00:32:31.920
chill chill chill it's fine oh gilliman gilliman

00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:35.759
would be i would say because he's because he

00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:38.259
doesn't have like as much personalities like

00:32:38.259 --> 00:32:41.700
he could like enjoy a joke he'd be a bit of fun

00:32:41.700 --> 00:32:44.279
but he's not gonna compete with these two i'd

00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:48.599
actually argue maybe maybe even s because he's

00:32:48.599 --> 00:32:51.640
not too much And he's also probably like a really

00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:53.880
good conversationalist, a good guest. He'd actually

00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:56.099
bring a gift. He knows how to talk to people.

00:32:56.759 --> 00:32:58.619
Like if I bought Lehman Russ, it's probably the

00:32:58.619 --> 00:33:00.900
greatest cookout I'll ever have. But if I want

00:33:00.900 --> 00:33:03.420
a really good one, I'll probably have Gilliman

00:33:03.420 --> 00:33:06.700
over. Like Sanguinis and Fulgrim are a lot, aren't

00:33:06.700 --> 00:33:09.099
they? Just as like them being in the room. Yeah,

00:33:09.099 --> 00:33:11.799
you are right. You are right. He is a great guest.

00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:14.099
He's just a regular dude. If you like guests,

00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:16.759
I would absolutely invite Gilliman. yeah he's

00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:18.759
like an ideal co -worker friend he's just like

00:33:18.759 --> 00:33:21.400
he has his shit together and he's like uh very

00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:23.599
on top of things uh you don't necessarily get

00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:25.759
like uh very deep conversations out of him but

00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:28.000
you know he's always there when you need him

00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:30.400
we're just talking about scotch going how's the

00:33:30.400 --> 00:33:33.519
family how's the kids yeah yeah exactly you hear

00:33:33.519 --> 00:33:37.000
about that thing about the tax changes well here's

00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:39.359
what you got to do you got anybody yeah yeah

00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:53.529
yeah no he's just going to offer you poison as

00:33:53.529 --> 00:33:56.329
a drink he already does that and he's stinky

00:33:57.429 --> 00:34:00.029
Go back to the Smash Brothers convention, you

00:34:00.029 --> 00:34:03.829
clod. Listen, I don't need no diarrhea burgers,

00:34:04.130 --> 00:34:07.730
okay? At my bloody cookout. Typical Dota 2 player.

00:34:08.090 --> 00:34:11.349
Alright, alright. You're one of them now. You're

00:34:11.349 --> 00:34:13.929
one of them. No, I'm not. I did it once, it's

00:34:13.929 --> 00:34:17.190
fine. No, he's not. Don't do it, Andy. Don't

00:34:17.190 --> 00:34:21.510
do it. I did not inhale. As painful as... person

00:34:21.510 --> 00:34:24.389
robo's presence probably would be it might not

00:34:24.389 --> 00:34:28.289
be as bad as the literal walking garbage that

00:34:28.289 --> 00:34:31.409
is voltarian and i think curse would probably

00:34:31.409 --> 00:34:33.670
like mortari wouldn't do something to you but

00:34:33.670 --> 00:34:37.550
just being around him ruins the mood and not

00:34:37.550 --> 00:34:41.090
to mention the fact that he'd be selling mushrooms

00:34:41.090 --> 00:34:44.130
to the guests. Morty, what are you doing? Where

00:34:44.130 --> 00:34:45.949
did you get those? They're not poisonous to me.

00:34:46.050 --> 00:34:50.730
To me? You can't just give these out. Where did

00:34:50.730 --> 00:34:53.429
you get those brownies, dude? You gotta put them

00:34:53.429 --> 00:34:59.530
in the punch, Morty. I think just below Perturabo,

00:34:59.590 --> 00:35:10.809
surely. Stinky bastard. Nerd! He's not adorable

00:35:10.809 --> 00:35:14.190
to D around, man. He's just the same as the Emperor,

00:35:14.389 --> 00:35:18.329
I feel like. I wouldn't invite him. I think it's

00:35:18.329 --> 00:35:20.849
the same. D is probably a good spot, just in

00:35:20.849 --> 00:35:23.409
terms of he's nowhere near worse than anyone

00:35:23.409 --> 00:35:26.989
else below him on the list, but I wouldn't be

00:35:26.989 --> 00:35:29.110
gassed. It's almost like, oh, Magda's coming.

00:35:29.329 --> 00:35:35.090
You'd be like, ugh. That's the one person you're

00:35:35.090 --> 00:35:37.590
like, oh, I wish they... The cookout would be

00:35:37.590 --> 00:35:40.110
better if he didn't show up. I don't know. I

00:35:40.110 --> 00:35:42.349
feel like maybe he'd just stand in the corner

00:35:42.349 --> 00:35:45.630
and not talk to anyone. Could do magic tricks.

00:35:45.909 --> 00:35:47.949
He literally is a magician. Oh, he doesn't have

00:35:47.949 --> 00:35:51.349
enough confidence for that. No, I have a theory

00:35:51.349 --> 00:35:53.210
that he would be the guy who you talk... You

00:35:53.210 --> 00:35:55.469
know those guys you talk with and all they talk

00:35:55.469 --> 00:35:57.389
about is the stuff they've done. Like, oh, I

00:35:57.389 --> 00:35:59.250
did this and I did that and I did this. I'm so

00:35:59.250 --> 00:36:02.340
smart. And you're like, oh, well, that's quaint.

00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:05.320
But also, I have a PhD. He's like, no one asked

00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:06.559
me. What do you want about it? He's the kind

00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:10.780
of person to put, like, the words... Like, if

00:36:10.780 --> 00:36:12.960
he wrote a book, he would put doctor before his

00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:15.840
name on the cover. Yeah. It's like one of my

00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:18.519
lecturers at university. I'm a doctor. A doctor

00:36:18.519 --> 00:36:21.960
of radio. Yeah, like, freak off. Freak off. Yeah.

00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:25.400
No one cares about doctor of radio. Turning people

00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:29.400
into dust. I think he's E2, I feel like he's

00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:32.900
E2. Nah, the Emperor is on his own level. We

00:36:32.900 --> 00:36:35.659
have a question from Bean, who's the glupshitto

00:36:35.659 --> 00:36:42.480
of 40k. John Dramaticus! I was gonna say Obi

00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:47.039
-Wan Queso, Obi -Wan Sherlock. That's a funny

00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.239
little jest, but he doesn't actually show up

00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:51.539
ever again. As far as I know. I don't think he

00:36:51.539 --> 00:36:53.139
does. I already want to get some art done for

00:36:53.139 --> 00:36:56.420
him, because it would be funny. Next one is Horace.

00:36:57.599 --> 00:37:01.579
Horace. This is tricky. Which Horace? Yeah. We

00:37:01.579 --> 00:37:04.239
know no matter which one he's gonna be like,

00:37:04.420 --> 00:37:07.099
people are gonna be like, oh, he's actually quite

00:37:07.099 --> 00:37:10.900
charismatic. He'd take half the guests with him

00:37:10.900 --> 00:37:15.079
to his house. After party at Horace's? Yeah.

00:37:17.300 --> 00:37:20.260
he does have he does have bring bring the guitar

00:37:20.260 --> 00:37:23.420
energy but for like a different reason it's more

00:37:23.420 --> 00:37:25.000
like he brought the electric guitar he's like

00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:29.260
sit down friends this is this is time check out

00:37:29.260 --> 00:37:33.800
my mixtape pre -heresy horus would be great i

00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:35.659
think b because again like again pre -heresy

00:37:35.659 --> 00:37:40.059
would probably be s as according to law uh heresy

00:37:40.059 --> 00:37:43.570
one Well, I bet those, like, before they turned

00:37:43.570 --> 00:37:46.050
into weird chaos cults, I bet those warrior lodge

00:37:46.050 --> 00:37:49.530
parties were poppin'. Yeah. Yeah, true. Yeah.

00:37:50.050 --> 00:37:52.590
I think, yeah, B's very good, because he has

00:37:52.590 --> 00:37:56.690
so much potential to be either amazing, or again,

00:37:56.809 --> 00:37:59.050
like, we've been sacrificing the vengeful spirit

00:37:59.050 --> 00:38:01.030
to make the ships go faster. Like, who knows?

00:38:01.809 --> 00:38:05.460
So... Well, the thing is, he would be... I feel

00:38:05.460 --> 00:38:07.059
like he'd be charismatic enough that you would,

00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:09.539
like, fall to, you would do what he said, but

00:38:09.539 --> 00:38:11.360
then you would, like, three days later, you're

00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:13.659
wearing the uniform, you go, are we the baddies?

00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:16.000
Like, it'd be that situation. Like, he's just

00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:19.260
that charismatic. Maybe you don't like him. If

00:38:19.260 --> 00:38:20.559
you give him, like, a whole wheat bun, he'll

00:38:20.559 --> 00:38:24.400
be grumpy. Vulcan's got to be S2. Vulcan, Vulcan.

00:38:24.420 --> 00:38:28.400
He's just a nice guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd go

00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:31.949
with S. You put him on the grill. You could overcook

00:38:31.949 --> 00:38:35.030
that burger and he'd be like, thank you. I appreciate

00:38:35.030 --> 00:38:36.989
the attempt. And he wouldn't even say that. He'd

00:38:36.989 --> 00:38:38.690
just be like, oh, thank you so much. And he wouldn't

00:38:38.690 --> 00:38:41.650
tell you about how bad it was. The only downside

00:38:41.650 --> 00:38:45.530
is I hope I don't get stuck talking with him

00:38:45.530 --> 00:38:48.070
for more than a couple of hours. Because I'm

00:38:48.070 --> 00:38:50.150
very sure at some point it would go in circles.

00:38:50.289 --> 00:38:52.949
And it's like, yeah, he's nice. He's so nice.

00:38:54.050 --> 00:38:58.550
But he's boring. Oh, no. That's mean. Like, he's

00:38:58.550 --> 00:39:02.650
three hours exciting. Four hours, I'm gonna throw

00:39:02.650 --> 00:39:05.289
my head into a brick wall. Like, he's just so

00:39:05.289 --> 00:39:06.929
nice, you know what I mean? But I think... Add

00:39:06.929 --> 00:39:11.530
another one to the list. I just hate the Vulcan

00:39:11.530 --> 00:39:13.829
novels, okay? They've really... Well, everyone

00:39:13.829 --> 00:39:16.489
hates the Vulcan novels. That's not justification

00:39:16.489 --> 00:39:17.869
for hating Vulcan novels. You know what it's

00:39:17.869 --> 00:39:23.800
like? Unseasoned. With allegory, it's like Vulcan

00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:26.079
is that actor who's in all these great films

00:39:26.079 --> 00:39:28.699
and TV shows and is always awesome, but is always

00:39:28.699 --> 00:39:31.380
portraying a side character. They always do a

00:39:31.380 --> 00:39:33.619
great job, but I don't remember their name. But

00:39:33.619 --> 00:39:36.739
they're cool, but they never like starring role.

00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:38.300
They're just kind of like there all the time.

00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:41.420
You're like, it's that guy again. Oh, they're

00:39:41.420 --> 00:39:43.820
great. I can't remember their name. the white

00:39:43.820 --> 00:39:50.139
bread of warhammer at times salamander do you

00:39:50.139 --> 00:39:51.320
see that thing where they're like we're going

00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:53.019
to republish an old book and one of them was

00:39:53.019 --> 00:39:55.599
one of the salamanders books on the list i genuinely

00:39:55.599 --> 00:39:57.940
went i was like that's not getting any votes

00:40:07.739 --> 00:40:10.440
He wouldn't be worse than Magnus. He would not

00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:17.420
be worse than Magnus, though. Top of D. Depends

00:40:17.420 --> 00:40:20.280
on what point of his life he's in. If it's pre

00:40:20.280 --> 00:40:22.360
-heresy, he'd probably be pretty awesome. He'd

00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:25.159
be pretty nice. But if it's evil, if it's evil

00:40:25.159 --> 00:40:27.179
Orgar, then he's just gonna try to convert you

00:40:27.179 --> 00:40:31.690
to chaos and it's gonna be awful. on sunday with

00:40:31.690 --> 00:40:36.909
him he's dishing out pamphlets during the moment

00:40:36.909 --> 00:40:38.869
he's gonna be the mormon guy at the freaking

00:40:38.869 --> 00:40:47.829
instead of like money or something he's gonna

00:40:47.829 --> 00:40:49.769
put in one of those like little christian comics

00:40:53.349 --> 00:40:56.070
yeah yeah yeah there's this weird thing they

00:40:56.070 --> 00:40:58.630
do in like uh the american side sometimes they

00:40:58.630 --> 00:41:00.949
like there's like these little tracks that look

00:41:00.949 --> 00:41:02.809
like money but then you open them up and it's

00:41:02.809 --> 00:41:08.110
like have you given your soul to jesus yet i've

00:41:08.110 --> 00:41:10.670
i've received those in london and it's like a

00:41:10.670 --> 00:41:13.829
little comic strip of like a guy like ah why

00:41:13.829 --> 00:41:17.710
is my life so bad these days well have you ever

00:41:17.710 --> 00:41:21.130
tried jesus i'm like how patronizing i appreciate

00:41:21.130 --> 00:41:24.750
the effort but like they don't work yeah are

00:41:24.750 --> 00:41:27.210
you telling me no no no i have i got a comic

00:41:27.210 --> 00:41:30.530
strip that is not enough to go in depth and yet

00:41:30.530 --> 00:41:32.690
i also don't have 10 quid that was on the floor

00:41:32.690 --> 00:41:38.449
because it was fake god um yeah i'm happy with

00:41:38.449 --> 00:41:41.489
that because he's like again he'd be all right

00:41:41.489 --> 00:41:44.469
but then he wouldn't be all right yeah he would

00:41:44.469 --> 00:41:47.309
go too far you want to be like Pre -heresy, you'd

00:41:47.309 --> 00:41:49.610
want to be like, oh, his dad was Corferon. That

00:41:49.610 --> 00:41:51.789
sucks. Hey, buddy. You good? He's like, yeah,

00:41:51.809 --> 00:41:54.250
I'm good. And he's charismatic enough that he

00:41:54.250 --> 00:41:57.389
got people to fight holy walls for him. He's

00:41:57.389 --> 00:41:59.730
got to be somewhat good at conversations. They're

00:41:59.730 --> 00:42:02.110
just like this thing at the back of your head.

00:42:02.150 --> 00:42:05.759
You're like, oh, it's that guy. Oh, yeah. Season

00:42:05.759 --> 00:42:10.239
the steak with black peppercorns. Only divine

00:42:10.239 --> 00:42:13.579
peppercorns. Do you lack faith in your cooking

00:42:13.579 --> 00:42:16.780
skills? He'd pray before the meal, but it'd be

00:42:16.780 --> 00:42:18.679
like an hour -long prayer before you get to eat.

00:42:21.099 --> 00:42:23.059
That's one of those situations where a guy is

00:42:23.059 --> 00:42:24.980
supposed to be some way in the lore, but then

00:42:24.980 --> 00:42:28.019
no one knows how to write a compelling religious

00:42:28.019 --> 00:42:30.579
fanatic guy, so he just comes across as a creep.

00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:33.780
yeah it just comes out like i'm a villain from

00:42:33.780 --> 00:42:37.800
far cry like oh nice um how far it is and oh

00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:39.960
my god i'm gonna find bro f tier they gotta be

00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:42.159
f tier they're gonna be insufferable i can already

00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:45.000
i can already imagine the first thing our virus

00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:46.880
is gonna do is gonna go to the condiments and

00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:49.579
swap the labels over yeah it's gonna try oh thanks

00:42:49.579 --> 00:42:51.860
dude is it a veggie burger or is it a real burger

00:42:51.860 --> 00:42:54.639
let me get some salt oh wait this isn't salt

00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:58.199
this is the pepper oh it was all vegan food the

00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:05.219
entire time yeah oh my gosh uh i mean i think

00:43:05.219 --> 00:43:07.780
you would do i think he's pretty he's again he's

00:43:07.780 --> 00:43:10.000
not a disaster but i doubt i'd even remember

00:43:10.000 --> 00:43:14.260
he would he attended yeah hmm he must be low

00:43:14.260 --> 00:43:21.929
e like you wouldn't know he was there he'd be

00:43:21.929 --> 00:43:23.949
in disguise as one of your friends you thought

00:43:23.949 --> 00:43:26.050
your friend attended but he actually killed your

00:43:26.050 --> 00:43:30.190
friend off screen or something where you go the

00:43:30.190 --> 00:43:32.190
next morning you go down in the basement you

00:43:32.190 --> 00:43:34.090
find your friend tied up like what's going on

00:43:34.090 --> 00:43:35.969
i've successfully infiltrated the cookout and

00:43:35.969 --> 00:43:41.269
and he's not actually there for the cookout He's

00:43:41.269 --> 00:43:43.650
there to change one of your business ledges with

00:43:43.650 --> 00:43:47.130
a decimal point or something. Something malicious.

00:43:48.909 --> 00:43:51.289
Are there any more? A few more donors, I think,

00:43:51.329 --> 00:43:53.329
before we get into the... Yeah, there's a few

00:43:53.329 --> 00:43:58.530
more. So the first one from Limper106. Archeon

00:43:58.530 --> 00:44:01.929
is more effective than Amidon but has a stupider

00:44:01.929 --> 00:44:04.269
reason for turning to chaos. Also, he doesn't

00:44:04.269 --> 00:44:06.469
have to fight plot -armored space marines. Well,

00:44:06.650 --> 00:44:09.010
thank you for the five bucks. Archeon had an

00:44:09.010 --> 00:44:12.230
interesting motivation originally, but then they

00:44:12.230 --> 00:44:14.829
ended up doing that a dozen more times in 40k,

00:44:14.929 --> 00:44:17.469
so now it feels less special. Now everyone's

00:44:17.469 --> 00:44:19.730
like, I'm actually using the Chaos Gods for my

00:44:19.730 --> 00:44:23.010
own ends. I don't actually like them. It was

00:44:23.010 --> 00:44:24.530
cool when they did it at first. The hipsters

00:44:24.530 --> 00:44:28.340
of Chaos. I did it before it was cool. Jack N

00:44:28.340 --> 00:44:31.900
for 10 bucks. Also, I demanded you all redo the

00:44:31.900 --> 00:44:35.119
horny tier list. The Necron got robbed. No one

00:44:35.119 --> 00:44:38.039
mentioned their flexible Necron dermis or their

00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:40.920
chronomancy or that they could download the Karma

00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:46.099
Sutra or that they're all goth. Crazy comments.

00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:50.360
Always crazy comments from you, Jack. Also, he's

00:44:50.360 --> 00:44:54.460
gay, by the way. Every time he donates, man,

00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:59.960
we love it. It's important. Thank you for the

00:44:59.960 --> 00:45:02.400
five dollars. All of Angra's burgers taste like

00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:04.500
charcoal. I lost my sense of taste long ago.

00:45:04.559 --> 00:45:08.699
S tier. They're still carcinogenic, so don't

00:45:08.699 --> 00:45:13.079
eat them. It's true. You'll get cancer. Oh, wow.

00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:15.159
Twenty bucks, man. Thank you. Thank you very

00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:17.599
much. Thank you very much. Shit's Creek. Wow.

00:45:17.739 --> 00:45:21.800
Great name. The real question here is, does Lehman

00:45:21.800 --> 00:45:23.900
or Fulgren pre -snake bring the better baddies

00:45:23.900 --> 00:45:26.780
to the cookout? Well, Fulgrim's married, so he

00:45:26.780 --> 00:45:29.380
shouldn't be bringing any baddies. Well, he shouldn't,

00:45:29.380 --> 00:45:33.719
but he will. It probably is Lehman, realistically.

00:45:34.500 --> 00:45:40.000
Fulgrim's wife. Do you prefer a Viking trad wife

00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:46.500
or a goth quasi -demon lady? Depends. To be fair,

00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:49.340
Viking wife will go on the raids with you. She's

00:45:49.340 --> 00:45:51.980
not staying at home. She's pulling her weight.

00:45:52.940 --> 00:45:57.300
Shield maiden. That'd be cool. Oh, that was the

00:45:57.300 --> 00:45:59.260
one from earlier. Yeah, who was the club shitter

00:45:59.260 --> 00:46:03.079
for DK? It was Mr. Gromaticus. Yeah, it was John

00:46:03.079 --> 00:46:06.000
Gromaticus. Does everyone here get so hyped when

00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.920
immediately a cool scene ends and it switches

00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:13.320
to POV John Gromaticus? Honestly, Dredd, you've

00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:17.340
inflicted a meme of such power upon me that any

00:46:17.340 --> 00:46:20.019
time I ever mention John, someone ever mentions

00:46:20.019 --> 00:46:25.219
John Gromaticus, I go, John Gromaticus! And my

00:46:25.219 --> 00:46:31.340
work here is done. Yep. Hitting the agenda is

00:46:31.340 --> 00:46:34.639
my top priority. I will make everyone hate John

00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:38.159
Grammaticus. It works. Bean again, two bucks.

00:46:38.260 --> 00:46:40.920
I was there the day Horace mogged the Emperor.

00:46:41.360 --> 00:46:46.019
Thank you for that. bunnycon i think we're the

00:46:46.019 --> 00:46:48.980
five dollars bring ingron leave him on the couch

00:46:48.980 --> 00:46:51.579
to watch the game it'll be good for him and he

00:46:51.579 --> 00:46:54.559
can bond with bears over the season damn bears

00:46:54.559 --> 00:46:58.219
good plan thank you for the five that's a good

00:46:58.219 --> 00:47:02.699
point uh valdor next so we've done all the primarchs

00:47:02.699 --> 00:47:04.940
now it's time to do the other characters uh we

00:47:04.940 --> 00:47:09.099
got constantin uh i mean he's kind of bland to

00:47:09.099 --> 00:47:12.679
talk to he's just he's a weapon he's just gonna

00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:14.960
stand by the door all day i think he's honestly

00:47:14.960 --> 00:47:16.940
he's worse than the emperor he's the emperor

00:47:16.940 --> 00:47:19.519
you could talk to him it wouldn't be great conversation

00:47:19.519 --> 00:47:22.260
valdor wouldn't talk to you because he'd be like

00:47:22.260 --> 00:47:24.719
the emperor has told me not i'm guarding right

00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:26.199
now in fact i should be guarding the emperor

00:47:26.199 --> 00:47:30.059
right now so sorry you know so he wouldn't even

00:47:30.059 --> 00:47:32.300
say anything he just he would honestly he feels

00:47:32.300 --> 00:47:34.780
no awkwardness he would just sit there and not

00:47:34.780 --> 00:47:43.230
say a thing It must be E. Yeah, where's Korax?

00:47:44.510 --> 00:47:50.010
Oh, it's Korax. That's accurate. That is very

00:47:50.010 --> 00:47:53.570
lore accurate. The thing is, I must admit, I

00:47:53.570 --> 00:47:55.349
got this part of the tier list with the Primox

00:47:55.349 --> 00:47:58.829
stuff. It was pre -built, so they obviously forgot.

00:47:58.949 --> 00:48:01.809
Wow, that's funny. They forgot him in lore for

00:48:01.809 --> 00:48:06.150
going in tier lists. Even Ferris is here. Yeah,

00:48:06.170 --> 00:48:10.349
wow. He forgot his invite to the cookout as well,

00:48:10.429 --> 00:48:13.030
man. He got lost in the warp and couldn't make

00:48:13.030 --> 00:48:17.550
it. He didn't even send a text. So where are

00:48:17.550 --> 00:48:20.349
we putting, is Constantine okay in E tier? Yeah.

00:48:21.530 --> 00:48:25.070
Alright, Corex, the forgotten Primarch. The lost

00:48:25.070 --> 00:48:28.289
Primarch. More than the lost Primarch. You literally

00:48:28.289 --> 00:48:30.670
forget, it's the same Alphornis thing, you forget

00:48:30.670 --> 00:48:34.039
he was there. but he wouldn't be doing nefarious

00:48:34.039 --> 00:48:38.579
garbage like uh alfarius would be maybe he used

00:48:38.579 --> 00:48:43.420
to be brooding corex would be like me when i

00:48:43.420 --> 00:48:45.400
was a teenager and i went to like a family gathering

00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:48.400
it's like i'm going to sit on my own playing

00:48:48.400 --> 00:48:50.460
playstation in the conservatory whilst the family

00:48:50.460 --> 00:48:53.000
talks about stuff i don't care about that's corex

00:48:53.000 --> 00:48:55.340
he's on the game boy in the corner minding his

00:48:55.340 --> 00:48:57.480
own business and he just kind of people accidentally

00:48:57.480 --> 00:48:58.760
sit on him because they don't see him and say

00:48:58.760 --> 00:49:02.409
oh sorry He's definitely the people who are talking

00:49:02.409 --> 00:49:04.449
and right in front of them, they go, where did

00:49:04.449 --> 00:49:09.190
I go? He's like, where'd you come from? I've

00:49:09.190 --> 00:49:13.829
been here the entire time. I'd be a terrible

00:49:13.829 --> 00:49:18.869
guest, honestly. Malkador would be a time. He's

00:49:18.869 --> 00:49:24.269
got stories, surely. He can throw it down, surely.

00:49:27.289 --> 00:49:29.309
Okay. I mean, he's not busting out any moves.

00:49:29.489 --> 00:49:33.449
He's, you know, he's old as shit. Yeah. I think

00:49:33.449 --> 00:49:35.730
he's pretty fun to talk to though. But to be

00:49:35.730 --> 00:49:38.130
fair, as according to law, at some point he would

00:49:38.130 --> 00:49:40.949
unload the most horrific burdens he has been

00:49:40.949 --> 00:49:44.170
throughout the entire universal experience. He'd

00:49:44.170 --> 00:49:46.030
be like, I once genocided a blah, blah, blah.

00:49:47.719 --> 00:49:51.780
I own a never -dying half -elf, half -human hybrid

00:49:51.780 --> 00:49:54.119
that I torment and memory wipe to keep me company.

00:49:54.360 --> 00:49:59.320
I'm okay. What are you doing? Maybe B. In some

00:49:59.320 --> 00:50:02.699
way, B. He'd be an okay guest. Put him up a tier.

00:50:04.239 --> 00:50:07.840
You're not bringing him for his cooking skills?

00:50:11.000 --> 00:50:12.280
eat much. You're going to give him a Werver's

00:50:12.280 --> 00:50:16.199
Original, he'll be content. I love Werver's Originals.

00:50:16.380 --> 00:50:20.019
We need to reclaim them from old people. I like

00:50:20.019 --> 00:50:25.780
those. These are young now. Bar of Scotch is

00:50:25.780 --> 00:50:28.000
like an underrated flavor. When's the last time

00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:29.559
you had something that's like Bar of Scotch?

00:50:29.900 --> 00:50:31.900
But it's really good. We're going to have to

00:50:31.900 --> 00:50:33.480
organize, you and me, we're going to raid an

00:50:33.480 --> 00:50:36.320
old folks home. We're just going to go, They

00:50:36.320 --> 00:50:40.170
can keep those little squirrely Like red and

00:50:40.170 --> 00:50:42.510
white candies, I don't like those. Those are

00:50:42.510 --> 00:50:48.469
okay, but... They get sticky. Yeah. Weathers

00:50:48.469 --> 00:50:50.429
are good, though. Weathers are good. To be honest,

00:50:50.510 --> 00:50:51.949
that's just me and Dred showing our age, apparently.

00:50:53.929 --> 00:50:58.269
I turned 32 months ago, so... Welcome to the

00:50:58.269 --> 00:51:02.650
club. Al, Eli, it'll be sooner than you think.

00:51:03.130 --> 00:51:09.280
Right around the corner. This is Gramaldus. i

00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:13.659
mean he's a lot though looking handsome he is

00:51:13.659 --> 00:51:18.219
i mean i i just i would immediately i'd be summoned

00:51:18.219 --> 00:51:22.619
to war that's the problem i'm not leaving i i

00:51:22.619 --> 00:51:27.599
have um a caveat i have a fun a fun story idea

00:51:27.599 --> 00:51:30.800
he gets to the barbecue and then he's like who

00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:32.780
will have the burgers and then someone goes i'm

00:51:32.780 --> 00:51:37.849
a vegan he goes Are you as insulted as I am?

00:51:37.949 --> 00:51:40.409
And he just has a diatribe against vegans. That's

00:51:40.409 --> 00:51:44.769
grim. Sons and daughters of the cookout. This

00:51:44.769 --> 00:51:49.409
is your cookout. This is your grill. Come to

00:51:49.409 --> 00:51:52.130
me. Come to us all. But yeah, he'd be amazing.

00:51:52.409 --> 00:51:55.710
Come and grill on these flames. You want to put

00:51:55.710 --> 00:52:00.650
him on invites? You know what? He would be funny

00:52:00.650 --> 00:52:04.210
though. man's going to bring the flamer to kickstart

00:52:04.210 --> 00:52:06.309
the grill and he's going to use the like thing

00:52:06.309 --> 00:52:08.570
on his backpack to like put like kebab meat on

00:52:08.570 --> 00:52:10.230
it's going to be great i think it's going to

00:52:10.230 --> 00:52:12.929
be great if he's bringing kebab i'm i'm showing

00:52:12.929 --> 00:52:16.590
up he can't be but he can't be better than mark

00:52:16.590 --> 00:52:24.610
it's no way bro i need him for war not the grill

00:52:24.610 --> 00:52:27.429
you know i mean there's no way he's in b surely

00:52:27.429 --> 00:52:29.650
in the grim darkness of the cookout there is

00:52:29.650 --> 00:52:40.940
only meat less enjoyable less enjoyable shortly

00:52:40.940 --> 00:52:45.159
yes i mean it's giving very dawn energy because

00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:52.019
it literally is yeah dawn but a bit kooky because

00:52:52.019 --> 00:52:56.480
he is the ultimate zealot dawn is at least could

00:52:56.480 --> 00:52:59.699
be reasoned with Helbert is wondering why I've

00:52:59.699 --> 00:53:04.800
immediately not joined the crusade. He'd be like,

00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:08.639
inviting an army recruiter to the cookout. He'd

00:53:08.639 --> 00:53:11.039
just be trying to gaslight teenagers into...

00:53:11.039 --> 00:53:16.820
Yeah. This war is cool. If you have kids, he's

00:53:16.820 --> 00:53:19.199
going like, so why haven't you put your son in

00:53:19.199 --> 00:53:23.199
military school? He would be a good fix. There's

00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:26.079
a lot of honour to be made in the military. Do

00:53:26.079 --> 00:53:29.539
you need a lozage? I'm fine. you know what i

00:53:29.539 --> 00:53:31.639
think he actually probably goes in e because

00:53:31.639 --> 00:53:33.960
everyone in d tier at least there's some conversation

00:53:33.960 --> 00:53:37.619
i don't want to talk to hell right yeah yeah

00:53:37.619 --> 00:53:40.760
i don't want to talk to i mean dante no because

00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:43.119
dante doesn't tell anybody he's having a hard

00:53:43.119 --> 00:53:45.019
time but you could definitely like you would

00:53:45.019 --> 00:53:47.960
walk away from dante being like man that guy's

00:53:47.960 --> 00:53:51.820
having a tough year you know technically he probably

00:53:51.820 --> 00:53:54.519
is like as good for the stories thing just with

00:53:54.519 --> 00:53:57.150
like a lot more melancholy because he's got more

00:53:57.150 --> 00:54:00.489
friends than everyone would be so upset at the

00:54:00.489 --> 00:54:03.590
end of it yeah he's also but everyone would like

00:54:03.590 --> 00:54:06.269
oh you know it's dante like bro with you know

00:54:06.269 --> 00:54:08.789
like that's like our big football coach has turned

00:54:08.789 --> 00:54:10.849
up you know what it'd be how it'd be don't meet

00:54:10.849 --> 00:54:12.250
your heroes because you'll meet him and it'll

00:54:12.250 --> 00:54:14.250
be like that scene in metal gear solid 4 where

00:54:14.250 --> 00:54:17.610
snake's got his shirt off and naomi starts crying

00:54:17.610 --> 00:54:19.469
because like oh he was a legend but he's old

00:54:19.469 --> 00:54:26.139
now he looks so weak I mean, I don't think he

00:54:26.139 --> 00:54:28.760
goes any higher than that. Any lower is like,

00:54:28.820 --> 00:54:31.619
C is like, I wouldn't want to invite them. B

00:54:31.619 --> 00:54:33.880
is like, I don't mind if Dante shows up, but

00:54:33.880 --> 00:54:36.940
I wouldn't talk to him the entire time. Wow,

00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:42.280
that's really nice of you. When the first tier

00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:44.099
starts gliding down his cheek, you go, okay,

00:54:44.159 --> 00:54:47.699
it's time to move on. Maybe he'd leave early,

00:54:47.940 --> 00:54:52.059
that would be... He would be like, ah, Dredanon.

00:54:52.429 --> 00:54:58.349
I have known 13 Dredanons in my time. You know

00:54:58.349 --> 00:55:02.710
about me on Dredanon II. Here's the best of them.

00:55:03.230 --> 00:55:06.670
One such Dredanon was groomed to be my successor

00:55:06.670 --> 00:55:17.869
until, well, he's not with us anymore. Mephiston.

00:55:18.150 --> 00:55:23.690
Lord of Death. i don't want lord of death at

00:55:23.690 --> 00:55:30.389
my cookout bro why not lord of death is at the

00:55:30.389 --> 00:55:33.849
cookout man i mean you know what i'm gonna say

00:55:33.849 --> 00:55:37.610
he's actually top of e because he's not a right

00:55:37.610 --> 00:55:41.670
bastard or anything but he like again like being

00:55:41.670 --> 00:55:45.190
around him is extremely uncomfortable he also

00:55:45.190 --> 00:55:48.210
doesn't really talk much to people he's not trying

00:55:48.210 --> 00:55:50.539
to be mean I feel bad for him, but he's also

00:55:50.539 --> 00:55:54.860
like, who invited Mephiston? Who? Can we put

00:55:54.860 --> 00:55:56.579
him to the bottom of D? Because I liked how he

00:55:56.579 --> 00:55:58.360
interacted with Wrath and the Ready, and he was

00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:00.179
cool. He was like, once you got over the scary

00:56:00.179 --> 00:56:03.960
appearance, it's like meeting Andre the Giant.

00:56:04.039 --> 00:56:05.440
Like, oh, he's intimidating and posing. He's

00:56:05.440 --> 00:56:06.980
like, oh, he's a sweetheart when you get down

00:56:06.980 --> 00:56:09.199
to it. He's just very intimidating to look at.

00:56:09.960 --> 00:56:13.460
Yeah, he could be like, where is the puppy? Because

00:56:13.460 --> 00:56:15.780
he wants to pet the dog. Excuse me there. i'm

00:56:15.780 --> 00:56:18.659
looking for the punch bowl have you seen it it's

00:56:18.659 --> 00:56:24.119
over there like thank you very much cookout what's

00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:27.019
going on it would be of sight to see i think

00:56:27.019 --> 00:56:31.900
yeah i'm fine with that yeah logan i mean all

00:56:31.900 --> 00:56:34.500
the space balls are probably in above b tier

00:56:34.500 --> 00:56:37.900
surely he isn't space wolf at the end of the

00:56:37.900 --> 00:56:41.539
day he's reasonable he's he knows at a party

00:56:41.539 --> 00:56:44.550
he's willing to drink but he's also again Kinda

00:56:44.550 --> 00:56:48.789
old. Kinda. Well, no, if you don't invite him

00:56:48.789 --> 00:56:50.489
on that basis, we'll get done for age discrimination.

00:56:50.969 --> 00:56:57.510
Yeah. Dante's here. We put Dante in B tier and

00:56:57.510 --> 00:57:00.710
he's well older. But I think Dante's very nice,

00:57:00.829 --> 00:57:03.469
though. I don't know if Logan... I don't know

00:57:03.469 --> 00:57:07.250
how nice Logan is. Logan's pretty nice. I mean,

00:57:07.289 --> 00:57:09.170
I've read a bit about when he's fighting alongside

00:57:09.170 --> 00:57:12.380
Lord Solar Macarius. and he's like a bit younger

00:57:12.380 --> 00:57:14.699
and he's got like a bit of zest to him but even

00:57:14.699 --> 00:57:17.480
in like his books where he's old he's like he's

00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:19.019
a bit more approachable than you might think

00:57:19.019 --> 00:57:22.739
for a chapter master but he's also like very

00:57:22.739 --> 00:57:25.800
like calculated and then occasionally he just

00:57:25.800 --> 00:57:28.460
like kills a grey knight for being a bit of a

00:57:28.460 --> 00:57:30.420
dick so it's like at least he's got his morals

00:57:30.420 --> 00:57:32.880
in the right place maybe he's bringing the axe

00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:35.440
you know he's bringing the axe yeah that might

00:57:35.440 --> 00:57:39.340
be an issue i guess i think he's fine there then

00:57:39.340 --> 00:57:43.119
to be fair i would invite him yeah He'd be pretty

00:57:43.119 --> 00:57:46.900
cool. Ragnar. I mean, this might... This'll be

00:57:46.900 --> 00:57:49.360
a tough one. Because he might... He'll break

00:57:49.360 --> 00:57:55.179
your furniture. He's a jolly... I mean, if you're

00:57:55.179 --> 00:57:57.360
outside, it's gonna be, like, disposable, like,

00:57:57.380 --> 00:58:00.920
lawn chairs and stuff, so... No harm done. Yeah,

00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:03.699
he... You know he's gonna take a leak in the

00:58:03.699 --> 00:58:05.300
garden if there's a queue to the toilets. You

00:58:05.300 --> 00:58:09.460
just be like, Ragnar! He's a good guy. He's a

00:58:09.460 --> 00:58:13.469
good guy. He'll bring his wolves. My sister's

00:58:13.469 --> 00:58:18.170
partner came to his first family event of mine

00:58:18.170 --> 00:58:21.550
once, and in this first meeting of the extended

00:58:21.550 --> 00:58:25.969
family, a family member sat on a garden chair

00:58:25.969 --> 00:58:33.329
and the back legs folded. Oh no! My sister's

00:58:33.329 --> 00:58:35.550
part was like, what the fuck goes on in your

00:58:35.550 --> 00:58:40.409
room? That happened twice. It happened twice.

00:58:41.349 --> 00:58:43.050
I'm always scared of that happening. I'm always

00:58:43.050 --> 00:58:47.650
paranoid when I sit in a plastic chair. It happened

00:58:47.650 --> 00:58:51.869
to some perfilla when I was at jury duty. We

00:58:51.869 --> 00:58:55.789
were all gathering in the hall to get organized

00:58:55.789 --> 00:58:57.449
to go into the courtroom and then when he sat

00:58:57.449 --> 00:58:59.489
down the chair collapsed from under him. And

00:58:59.489 --> 00:59:01.869
we couldn't laugh because serious stuff was going

00:59:01.869 --> 00:59:05.360
on. but oh it was just the worst but we did laugh

00:59:05.360 --> 00:59:08.360
oh wait there was a bit of a snake a bit of a

00:59:08.360 --> 00:59:10.719
snicker going throughout the room but we tried

00:59:10.719 --> 00:59:14.460
to suppress it and in the name of justice you

00:59:14.460 --> 00:59:19.780
know if you lose jury duty oh wait wait who was

00:59:19.780 --> 00:59:21.860
the character we had was it all right i mean

00:59:21.860 --> 00:59:25.079
yeah he would be the life of the party he's not

00:59:25.079 --> 00:59:28.159
rude he's very nice to people i mean he is top

00:59:28.159 --> 00:59:31.280
of it it's hard to be a primark in a way but

00:59:32.000 --> 00:59:33.860
It's probably more approachable than a Primarch,

00:59:33.920 --> 00:59:36.199
so I don't think I'd put an NS tier, surely,

00:59:36.360 --> 00:59:38.679
because the three characters there seem like

00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:44.619
a cut above. I'm happy to leave them there. Sebastian,

00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:49.619
Yannick. Man. Not great. I mean... Is Gasgool

00:59:49.619 --> 00:59:55.179
here? Never smiles. Never. Gasgool is here. But

00:59:55.179 --> 00:59:57.139
later in the tier list. He's going to fight the

00:59:57.139 --> 00:59:59.219
whole time. I think it'd be alright, to be fair.

00:59:59.889 --> 01:00:04.309
He's a commissar. He knows how to have a functioning

01:00:04.309 --> 01:00:08.269
conversation. He's been at... He's sat amongst

01:00:08.269 --> 01:00:12.469
the man at Mass before. He's had a good old yak.

01:00:12.929 --> 01:00:18.469
I bet. But it is literally talking to... It's

01:00:18.469 --> 01:00:21.309
like a school day and you're talking to a war

01:00:21.309 --> 01:00:24.809
veteran. It will only be that vibe the entire

01:00:24.809 --> 01:00:29.579
time. He's like, ah, 83. They were right up on

01:00:29.579 --> 01:00:31.679
the walls and we stacked their skulls or something

01:00:31.679 --> 01:00:36.539
like that. This is a lovely vintage from Armageddon.

01:00:36.679 --> 01:00:41.039
You know I fought on Armageddon. Does Armageddon

01:00:41.039 --> 01:00:43.159
still have vineyards? I don't think it does.

01:00:43.500 --> 01:00:46.860
I'd be pretty surprised. He's about to get clapped

01:00:46.860 --> 01:00:48.980
a third time currently now in Lord of the Grey

01:00:48.980 --> 01:00:54.559
Knights. Fourth time. Is Armageddon worth it?

01:00:54.889 --> 01:00:58.150
at this point. You seriously got a question.

01:00:59.789 --> 01:01:03.829
There's probably a reason. The problem with Armageddon,

01:01:03.869 --> 01:01:06.110
it's basically the biggest Amazon warehouse the

01:01:06.110 --> 01:01:10.170
Imperium has. It makes so much stuff. How though?

01:01:10.269 --> 01:01:12.630
How does it make all the stuff while also being

01:01:12.630 --> 01:01:16.889
under siege all the time? It's like if there

01:01:16.889 --> 01:01:22.500
was an Amazon warehouse in Baghdad. Probably

01:01:22.500 --> 01:01:24.659
got something to do with, like, it was Ulanor,

01:01:24.780 --> 01:01:28.380
so it's like... Orc energies, maybe? It's good

01:01:28.380 --> 01:01:30.940
at making Dakka. I think maybe... Do you think

01:01:30.940 --> 01:01:35.539
Lobey or Top of Sea? Sure. Yeah, let's go Top

01:01:35.539 --> 01:01:37.780
of Sea. Although I'm putting Grimaldus above,

01:01:37.940 --> 01:01:40.960
because Grimaldus would be funnier. No! Yeah.

01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:45.380
Abaddon. Even the name is, like, respectable,

01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:47.260
but Merrick's going to be getting the vegans,

01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:50.519
and that'd be funny. Abaddon. You know what?

01:01:50.940 --> 01:01:55.139
He's a good talker. He's a good talker. People

01:01:55.139 --> 01:01:56.780
would just make fun of his top knot and he'd

01:01:56.780 --> 01:02:00.860
start sulking. Like, we've got so many old people

01:02:00.860 --> 01:02:02.579
in this list, they'd all be making fun of his

01:02:02.579 --> 01:02:06.179
hair. Why don't you get that thing? The youth

01:02:06.179 --> 01:02:09.659
these days. Yarrick in the corner just going,

01:02:09.739 --> 01:02:13.480
get a haircut, hippie. Yarrick. What's going

01:02:13.480 --> 01:02:16.079
on, dude? And even the Khan and Estia's like,

01:02:16.280 --> 01:02:22.300
mine isn't insensitive to my culture. I think

01:02:22.300 --> 01:02:27.239
he would start a riot to like, we need to take

01:02:27.239 --> 01:02:30.539
control of the cookout, the grill, because the

01:02:30.539 --> 01:02:32.780
grill was once ours and it should belong to us,

01:02:32.880 --> 01:02:34.219
we should be the ones in charge of the grill.

01:02:34.519 --> 01:02:37.280
The cookout will never be free under the Imperium's

01:02:37.280 --> 01:02:40.639
yoke. We must take it back. He'll come with the

01:02:40.639 --> 01:02:45.949
demon spatula as well. The Demon Spatula. What

01:02:45.949 --> 01:02:48.550
shape is it? Depends which goddess the line is

01:02:48.550 --> 01:02:50.929
in. We will destroy the barbecue. The Slash Spatula

01:02:50.929 --> 01:02:56.550
is talking again. Please stop. I mean... What

01:02:56.550 --> 01:03:00.849
could you make with the Slash Spatula? Oh, God.

01:03:01.449 --> 01:03:05.849
To be fair, Mr. Mike made a good point. It reminds

01:03:05.849 --> 01:03:08.070
me of his book where he spent a while brewing

01:03:08.070 --> 01:03:11.110
alcohol. So he knows how to make a drink. It's

01:03:11.110 --> 01:03:13.940
bad, doesn't it? well apparently apparently the

01:03:13.940 --> 01:03:16.179
the fire fist the world eater is just like chugging

01:03:16.179 --> 01:03:17.199
it he's like this is quite good and he's like

01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:18.960
what did you make it from it's like are like

01:03:18.960 --> 01:03:21.139
the essences of demons that i distilled through

01:03:21.139 --> 01:03:24.179
like they're at to plasm and use some like fuel

01:03:24.179 --> 01:03:27.280
like wow that's pretty neat and then kyan's like

01:03:27.280 --> 01:03:29.800
but um so he knows how to make a drink he knows

01:03:29.800 --> 01:03:31.239
how to have a bit of fun he went on his big like

01:03:31.239 --> 01:03:34.900
he is the goat here so you gotta you gotta put

01:03:34.900 --> 01:03:38.280
respect on his name Yeah, B actually, low B.

01:03:38.380 --> 01:03:40.219
I was willing to put respecter in his name like

01:03:40.219 --> 01:03:43.039
the first 13 times, but I think it's wearing

01:03:43.039 --> 01:03:46.619
a bit thin now. He's battling the GW authors

01:03:46.619 --> 01:03:49.480
themselves, he's trying his best. To be fair,

01:03:49.659 --> 01:03:51.760
the fact that they're like 4th War of Armageddon

01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:53.840
this year, if they do another crusade - I'm gonna

01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:56.440
flip my lips like, no, you had it perfect with

01:03:56.440 --> 01:04:02.099
the funny number. Asmodai! He's gotta be F'd

01:04:02.099 --> 01:04:04.980
here, surely. Not going to be fun. He's looking

01:04:04.980 --> 01:04:08.320
for Fallen the whole time. He's overly suspicious.

01:04:10.239 --> 01:04:12.480
He's literally there with a notepad while someone's

01:04:12.480 --> 01:04:14.699
trying to eat a burger. And where did you see

01:04:14.699 --> 01:04:17.119
this person? And what did they look like? You're

01:04:17.119 --> 01:04:18.820
going to find him in your basement, torturing

01:04:18.820 --> 01:04:22.760
somebody. It means just leave the F. With the

01:04:22.760 --> 01:04:26.900
barbecue tongs as well. Asmodai's like, I had

01:04:26.900 --> 01:04:34.389
to improvise. That wouldn't be fun. Azrael. I

01:04:34.389 --> 01:04:39.269
think he's... I put him just above Mephiston

01:04:39.269 --> 01:04:41.829
because I don't think he's... He's not intimidating

01:04:41.829 --> 01:04:45.750
like Mephiston, but also he wouldn't talk because

01:04:45.750 --> 01:04:47.030
he's like, I don't want to tell you anything,

01:04:47.210 --> 01:04:52.389
man. He's tight -lipped. He would be a really

01:04:52.389 --> 01:04:55.469
boring guest because he'd sit in the corner and

01:04:55.469 --> 01:04:57.789
then he's like, I can't tell you, man. Leave

01:04:57.789 --> 01:05:01.590
me alone. Wait. Wait a second. Who's that? And

01:05:01.590 --> 01:05:04.250
he immediately... burst through your fence and

01:05:04.250 --> 01:05:08.710
start chasing someone uh yeah yeah are you enjoying

01:05:08.710 --> 01:05:10.489
the are you enjoying the cookings i have the

01:05:10.489 --> 01:05:13.210
right to remain silent i do not have to ask your

01:05:13.210 --> 01:05:15.329
questions like oh okay fine i won't talk to you

01:05:15.329 --> 01:05:20.809
then um the skynes of fate told me the burgers

01:05:20.809 --> 01:05:23.929
would be here something stupid like they would

01:05:23.929 --> 01:05:26.190
be done in five minutes and ten seconds it's

01:05:26.190 --> 01:05:29.900
just seen in the veil of faith At the end of

01:05:29.900 --> 01:05:31.719
the day, he is an Eldar, so he's going to be

01:05:31.719 --> 01:05:33.539
kind of insufferable to talk to as a human being.

01:05:33.539 --> 01:05:39.739
He's the oldest. We need at least one Eldar for

01:05:39.739 --> 01:05:43.480
token purposes. We can't just be an all -human

01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:47.980
organization. And he knows that's why he's invited,

01:05:48.139 --> 01:05:56.179
man. I think maybe between Yarrick and Ferris.

01:05:57.710 --> 01:06:00.130
He'd be there to warn you of some dire event

01:06:00.130 --> 01:06:03.650
happening in a hundred years. He wouldn't be

01:06:03.650 --> 01:06:06.349
there to make friends. It would be funny to watch

01:06:06.349 --> 01:06:10.250
him. One of these burgers has food poisoning.

01:06:10.250 --> 01:06:13.989
I'm not going to tell you which. And the potatoes

01:06:13.989 --> 01:06:16.050
are going to burn in the oven in five seconds.

01:06:16.130 --> 01:06:19.449
Like, oh shit. Thanks. I could do anything about

01:06:19.449 --> 01:06:22.760
that. It'll be fun to watch him. take some people

01:06:22.760 --> 01:06:25.179
down a peg or two, you know. He'd be like, oh,

01:06:25.199 --> 01:06:27.179
you know, the Johnson's wearing a lovely outfit

01:06:27.179 --> 01:06:31.139
tonight. She's so brave to wear that. Before

01:06:31.139 --> 01:06:34.500
Lucius, what about the avatar of Cain? No, no.

01:06:35.559 --> 01:06:38.059
Broken cook, broken cook. Look at him. Yeah,

01:06:38.099 --> 01:06:41.599
you. Just chucking the meat on his body. I'm

01:06:41.599 --> 01:06:44.360
sorry, the god of murder and his closer is turned

01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:48.260
up to the cook out. With its track record, it

01:06:48.260 --> 01:06:50.019
would probably trip over a launcher and die.

01:06:51.039 --> 01:06:55.659
you know why he's so angry because so many people

01:06:55.659 --> 01:06:58.940
have like put like burger patties on his like

01:06:58.940 --> 01:07:01.539
body and like there's been like you know when

01:07:01.539 --> 01:07:03.440
you're like trying to like scrub a barbecue and

01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:05.579
it's like all really difficult it's like that's

01:07:05.579 --> 01:07:07.840
his entire body because people because the elder

01:07:07.840 --> 01:07:10.420
i've been doing cookouts on him for years and

01:07:10.420 --> 01:07:12.860
he's like oh there's so much burnt grease in

01:07:12.860 --> 01:07:15.400
my joints like oh man just called you oh man

01:07:15.400 --> 01:07:20.480
what an existence the smells of like uh yeah

01:07:20.480 --> 01:07:26.219
he's the worst lucius keep him away i don't he

01:07:26.219 --> 01:07:30.280
gives everyone a creepy vibe yeah i added two

01:07:30.280 --> 01:07:33.420
by accident um well it's gonna eat you bro it

01:07:33.420 --> 01:07:38.320
is f i mean yeah it's after yeah i mean he's

01:07:38.320 --> 01:07:41.780
just a jerk he's gonna be there trying to tell

01:07:41.780 --> 01:07:45.010
you Like, and I carved this in my face on this

01:07:45.010 --> 01:07:47.809
day for this reason, this one I did on this day,

01:07:47.949 --> 01:07:50.130
and it's like, oh, great. Oh, and this one I

01:07:50.130 --> 01:07:51.849
did with a piece of broken glass, and this one

01:07:51.849 --> 01:07:53.809
I did with a sword. Oh, great. Do you have any

01:07:53.809 --> 01:07:57.550
other hobbies? No. Yeah, I'm referred to mental

01:07:57.550 --> 01:08:02.429
health services. That's what I say. Get him out

01:08:02.429 --> 01:08:04.090
of it. If someone invited him, I'm not turning

01:08:04.090 --> 01:08:07.550
up. Contact mind. We've got a case study here

01:08:07.550 --> 01:08:10.909
of somebody who's been through a lot. Eidolon.

01:08:13.719 --> 01:08:16.119
I haven't read his new book. Maybe he's the goat

01:08:16.119 --> 01:08:17.920
in his new book. He's just a jerk throughout

01:08:17.920 --> 01:08:19.279
the entire horse race. We're on a really depressing

01:08:19.279 --> 01:08:21.199
run here with these last couple of characters.

01:08:22.100 --> 01:08:26.300
He's quite... I liked his new book. I think it

01:08:26.300 --> 01:08:32.359
was quite... The only downside is he has not

01:08:32.359 --> 01:08:36.399
a single redeeming quality about him. Not a single

01:08:36.399 --> 01:08:39.880
likable thing about him. Everybody hates him.

01:08:41.620 --> 01:08:45.340
I just think he would probably... He's not horrible.

01:08:45.439 --> 01:08:46.739
I don't think he'd go out of his way to torture

01:08:46.739 --> 01:08:49.699
me, but it'll be torturous just to hear him talk.

01:08:51.159 --> 01:08:53.460
Man, it would be like, you know, when I did that

01:08:53.460 --> 01:08:55.060
campaign, I was the greatest thing that ever

01:08:55.060 --> 01:08:59.060
existed. But he's basically like a mirror of

01:08:59.060 --> 01:09:01.970
Magnus, but he's actually got less... like pedigree

01:09:01.970 --> 01:09:04.569
so it's more pathetic it's like dude calm down

01:09:04.569 --> 01:09:07.489
you needed help getting rid of the the mega arachnids

01:09:07.489 --> 01:09:09.170
with the lunar walls you couldn't even do it

01:09:09.170 --> 01:09:12.010
yourself calm you're not him bro you're not he's

01:09:12.010 --> 01:09:15.810
also at the current at the moment ugly because

01:09:15.810 --> 01:09:18.590
his head got shot yeah and then he got it put

01:09:18.590 --> 01:09:21.050
back on again you heard it here first like hal

01:09:21.050 --> 01:09:23.010
just blatantly saying you know and the worst

01:09:23.010 --> 01:09:30.979
sin of all is being ugly Marnius Calgar has to

01:09:30.979 --> 01:09:34.000
be an S tier on every tier list ever. Instead

01:09:34.000 --> 01:09:41.420
of the bias. He's a cool guy. I like him. I got

01:09:41.420 --> 01:09:46.619
nothing against him. As of Spitspring 2, he is

01:09:46.619 --> 01:09:51.779
an aura farmer. He'd make a bombastic entrance.

01:09:53.140 --> 01:09:54.960
Well, I suppose we have a lot of those by now.

01:09:55.079 --> 01:09:58.670
Like a lot of aura farmers. So maybe he wouldn't

01:09:58.670 --> 01:10:02.310
stick out too bad. I think he'd be pretty good,

01:10:02.350 --> 01:10:03.949
to be honest. Yeah, I think I'm happy with where

01:10:03.949 --> 01:10:05.869
he is there. I would definitely invite him to

01:10:05.869 --> 01:10:07.250
the cookout. I just don't know if he'd be like,

01:10:07.329 --> 01:10:08.930
he would be the best guest if some of the other

01:10:08.930 --> 01:10:12.369
guys were there. Well, at this point, there would

01:10:12.369 --> 01:10:15.409
be a lot of conflicting personalities, to put

01:10:15.409 --> 01:10:19.810
it lightly. Which are all invited. Erebus. Nobody

01:10:19.810 --> 01:10:26.289
likes Erebus. The thing is, though... That's

01:10:26.289 --> 01:10:32.090
very high. 95 % of the time, he'd be extremely

01:10:32.090 --> 01:10:36.289
pleasant. And then he would use your entrails

01:10:36.289 --> 01:10:39.189
to predict a future prophecy for the last 5%.

01:10:39.189 --> 01:10:43.069
He would bring a freshly slaughtered chicken

01:10:43.069 --> 01:10:46.350
and just pluck it in front of everyone. It would

01:10:46.350 --> 01:10:50.470
make everyone very uncomfortable. I think he'd

01:10:50.470 --> 01:10:53.850
go, hear me out, top of F. Because he'd be pleasant

01:10:53.850 --> 01:10:57.619
for a majority of it. And then it would be horrific.

01:10:57.640 --> 01:11:00.359
You'd have a really good conversation with him.

01:11:00.399 --> 01:11:01.739
And then he'd be like, oh, I actually bought

01:11:01.739 --> 01:11:03.819
something for the cookout. And then, yeah, he's

01:11:03.819 --> 01:11:05.979
just got like five chickens and he just stares

01:11:05.979 --> 01:11:11.140
at you. It's your mother in a plastic bag. Yeah,

01:11:12.119 --> 01:11:16.739
yeah. I haven't prepared the giblets. I thought

01:11:16.739 --> 01:11:23.659
you might enjoy watching. Another stinker. Another

01:11:23.659 --> 01:11:27.520
stinky boy. He's got bugs everywhere. It's awful.

01:11:28.420 --> 01:11:31.899
Probably bottom of F tier. Probably the worst.

01:11:32.560 --> 01:11:36.060
I think we should probably have a blanket, no

01:11:36.060 --> 01:11:40.949
death guard. I'm sorry if that's not politically

01:11:40.949 --> 01:11:45.590
correct. Unless it's Nathaniel Garrow or one

01:11:45.590 --> 01:11:49.149
of the loyalists. Death person, sorry. Ahriman,

01:11:49.210 --> 01:11:52.770
man. Ahriman, the problem is he'd be alright.

01:11:53.250 --> 01:11:58.310
Is he wearing his weird boob armor? I got him

01:11:58.310 --> 01:12:00.489
in the preview. Where's this new Ahriman? This

01:12:00.489 --> 01:12:05.710
is old. It has his Horus Heresy armor. If he...

01:12:06.539 --> 01:12:09.539
Again, the only downside is, like, I would invite

01:12:09.539 --> 01:12:11.899
him, it would be a great time, but because of

01:12:11.899 --> 01:12:15.359
his piss -poor luck, a comet would immediately,

01:12:16.399 --> 01:12:22.840
like, smote my house. Our souls would be imprisoned

01:12:22.840 --> 01:12:26.640
in the burgers. And he would, like, mark an request

01:12:26.640 --> 01:12:29.500
to try and get us out, but he would never succeed.

01:12:30.619 --> 01:12:32.819
Ahriman would accidentally burn your house down

01:12:32.819 --> 01:12:37.329
by over, like, messing up the barbecue. But instead

01:12:37.329 --> 01:12:39.409
of being like, oh, I'll like take the barbecue

01:12:39.409 --> 01:12:42.270
in to get like repaired or get a new one. He's

01:12:42.270 --> 01:12:46.289
like, I'll fix it myself. I will go to the ends

01:12:46.289 --> 01:12:48.170
of the earth and I'm not just going to like repair

01:12:48.170 --> 01:12:50.949
it. I'm going to use esoteric means to reverse

01:12:50.949 --> 01:12:53.149
the breakage and bring you back your house. It's

01:12:53.149 --> 01:12:55.829
like, you know, you have insurance. No, I will

01:12:55.829 --> 01:12:58.090
do it myself. And I will make packs with dark

01:12:58.090 --> 01:13:01.010
gods. Yeah. Okay. That meme of like Homer Simpson

01:13:01.010 --> 01:13:02.729
trying to put together the grill and then he

01:13:02.729 --> 01:13:04.369
looks at his and it's like, why doesn't mine

01:13:04.369 --> 01:13:09.210
look like that? i think honestly he could go

01:13:09.210 --> 01:13:14.930
just below alf just below valdor i think idlon

01:13:14.930 --> 01:13:17.970
would be worse because i wouldn't mind ironman

01:13:17.970 --> 01:13:22.890
showing up but again asteroid house family smoke

01:13:22.890 --> 01:13:26.409
because it was terrible luck or probably the

01:13:26.409 --> 01:13:30.300
last or even better With Dredd Simpson's reference,

01:13:30.539 --> 01:13:32.659
he's basically Ned Flanders going, I can't feed

01:13:32.659 --> 01:13:37.960
my family with good intentions, Ahriman! Kaifus

01:13:37.960 --> 01:13:44.000
came! S2! Oh yeah, S, S, S! In fact, I dare say

01:13:44.000 --> 01:13:47.319
he's the best. He's like the opposite of Ahriman,

01:13:47.439 --> 01:13:49.100
like, something terrible would happen, but then

01:13:49.100 --> 01:13:51.779
it would, like, he would make it into such a

01:13:51.779 --> 01:13:55.100
situation that it's actually great. yeah you

01:13:55.100 --> 01:13:57.300
ran out of like you know oh no he ran out of

01:13:57.300 --> 01:13:59.600
like ketchup or something he runs to the shop

01:13:59.600 --> 01:14:02.079
and immediately finds like a tyrannid horde that

01:14:02.079 --> 01:14:04.539
were gonna attack the house 10 minutes from now

01:14:04.539 --> 01:14:07.920
and he saved everyone's life yeah uh he's regular

01:14:07.920 --> 01:14:11.020
something is mundane is just like he'd be like

01:14:11.020 --> 01:14:14.520
i found like the the greatest waigu like steaks

01:14:14.520 --> 01:14:16.680
you have ever seen like wow that sounds amazing

01:14:16.680 --> 01:14:20.939
and then he's like um what's his name uh he's

01:14:20.939 --> 01:14:25.699
he's yeah he's like He's like, Jürgen, fetch

01:14:25.699 --> 01:14:27.680
the steaks. And you're like, no. And then you

01:14:27.680 --> 01:14:30.020
see Jürgen put his hands on the steak and put

01:14:30.020 --> 01:14:33.380
them on. And you're like, oh. And then he's like,

01:14:33.539 --> 01:14:38.079
you want your steak then? No, actually, I'm fine.

01:14:38.100 --> 01:14:40.439
Does he get knocked down a tier for bringing

01:14:40.439 --> 01:14:45.020
Jürgen? I feel like he does. That's what I'm

01:14:45.020 --> 01:14:49.720
thinking. Jürgen smells like, as they say, moldy

01:14:49.720 --> 01:14:54.119
socks. But you don't have to stand. Like, Cain

01:14:54.119 --> 01:14:57.300
knows not to bring Jurgen to everything, okay?

01:14:58.000 --> 01:15:01.460
But like, with the Death Guard, their stinkiness

01:15:01.460 --> 01:15:03.260
would actually cause you material harm, but with

01:15:03.260 --> 01:15:05.800
Jurgen it's all in your head, so nothing bad

01:15:05.800 --> 01:15:08.640
would happen. It's blank stuff, it's blank shenanigans

01:15:08.640 --> 01:15:11.319
where you're like, oh, it feels iffy. Because

01:15:11.319 --> 01:15:14.239
that's like his aura. Yeah. It's called aura,

01:15:14.340 --> 01:15:20.600
bruh. I think we had two or so donations, like,

01:15:20.680 --> 01:15:26.060
30 minutes ago. no one's gonna donate no more

01:15:26.060 --> 01:15:29.439
if you don't check them thank you buddy corvus

01:15:29.439 --> 01:15:31.760
effed off to go skateboarding yeah yes he did

01:15:31.760 --> 01:15:37.739
yeah we fixed it it's fine um i haven't read

01:15:37.739 --> 01:15:39.960
neon's ghost sadly i actually haven't read cool

01:15:39.960 --> 01:15:43.380
he's pretty cool i've read the first oh yeah

01:15:43.380 --> 01:15:47.100
gone uh there's a lot He would bring it all together

01:15:47.100 --> 01:15:49.960
and make it into an amazing event when it looks

01:15:49.960 --> 01:15:52.420
like everything's going to hell in a handbasket.

01:15:52.859 --> 01:15:54.880
Like, the burgers haven't been cooked, there

01:15:54.880 --> 01:15:57.840
aren't enough buns, there's no condiments. But

01:15:57.840 --> 01:16:02.039
he'd pull it together. He'd go, ah, the barbecue's

01:16:02.039 --> 01:16:04.840
not going to work. But don't worry, we'll manage

01:16:04.840 --> 01:16:08.859
to make a picnic out of this. He'd use the camouflage

01:16:08.859 --> 01:16:11.220
cape as the blanket that you put and you sit

01:16:11.220 --> 01:16:15.319
on. Go on, pull it out at the end. did best that

01:16:15.319 --> 01:16:24.100
he could. Shame about that. Celestine. Oh. The

01:16:24.100 --> 01:16:28.039
rest of the religious fanatics are low down,

01:16:28.159 --> 01:16:32.159
but I think she'd just be like a calming presence,

01:16:32.439 --> 01:16:36.079
I think. I'd rather her be there than Lorgar.

01:16:37.020 --> 01:16:41.149
Yeah. you don't want to slip up around her though

01:16:41.149 --> 01:16:42.710
because you might freaking smite you with the

01:16:42.710 --> 01:16:45.590
divine light of the emperor like you burn your

01:16:45.590 --> 01:16:48.149
finger and you go oh damn it you know oh damn

01:16:48.149 --> 01:16:51.350
it and then she's like yeah but these names are

01:16:51.350 --> 01:16:55.130
in vain man obliterated she's in is it the the

01:16:55.130 --> 01:16:57.789
one with cassar the the alpha legion book um

01:16:57.789 --> 01:16:59.829
she's quite nice in that and there's even like

01:16:59.829 --> 01:17:02.390
an imperial fist captain who's fighting by herself

01:17:02.390 --> 01:17:04.810
and he even he's like i don't think the emperor

01:17:04.810 --> 01:17:07.369
is a god actually but even then he's like oh

01:17:07.369 --> 01:17:09.510
she's she's a nice she's a nice lass in that

01:17:09.510 --> 01:17:12.710
oh she's nice oh she's what's happening maybe

01:17:12.710 --> 01:17:17.329
just about eldred sure yeah she beats eldred

01:17:17.329 --> 01:17:21.750
yeah definitely yeah i'd say praise be the emperor's

01:17:21.750 --> 01:17:27.909
divine birth um great facts right with contrast

01:17:27.909 --> 01:17:31.750
right with christine because she's kind of a

01:17:31.750 --> 01:17:34.649
bit it's like you know like she could be okay

01:17:34.649 --> 01:17:37.050
but then you say something slightly sus and then

01:17:37.050 --> 01:17:39.189
she's not stopped staring at you the rest of

01:17:39.189 --> 01:17:42.029
the entire night because inquisitors be inquisiting

01:17:42.029 --> 01:17:46.649
i don't think there's much more i don't know

01:17:46.649 --> 01:17:48.430
huge much better but you know i need a little

01:17:48.430 --> 01:17:54.460
bit rude blind S tier, bro. You're going to be

01:17:54.460 --> 01:17:56.180
under the impression that he's S tier at the

01:17:56.180 --> 01:18:02.119
very least. We're being gaslit. Yeah, we're being

01:18:02.119 --> 01:18:05.180
gaslit. You're going to have a great cookout

01:18:05.180 --> 01:18:06.960
with your family. It's going to be wonderful.

01:18:08.699 --> 01:18:11.760
But there is that kind of, there's that post

01:18:11.760 --> 01:18:13.560
-nut clarity with the Tyranids where it's like,

01:18:13.779 --> 01:18:15.579
you get to the point where you're like, I'm a

01:18:15.579 --> 01:18:18.850
believer. I will say it again if I have to. You

01:18:18.850 --> 01:18:20.430
get to that point where you're like, I'm a believer.

01:18:20.569 --> 01:18:22.069
I'm a believer. I'm a believer. And then you

01:18:22.069 --> 01:18:25.010
get to the barbeque ship and you see the acid

01:18:25.010 --> 01:18:27.529
pool and you go, oh no. And then you get pushed

01:18:27.529 --> 01:18:30.489
in. It'd be the same with the barbecue. You're

01:18:30.489 --> 01:18:32.329
like, that looks yummy. That smells yummy. That's

01:18:32.329 --> 01:18:35.609
yummy. It's made out of Kevin. And then you're

01:18:35.609 --> 01:18:38.569
force fed. Everyone's making stuff out of Kevin.

01:18:39.869 --> 01:18:44.550
The post cookout clarity is real, man. Yeah,

01:18:44.550 --> 01:18:49.239
yeah. Despite Eli's assertions for S. I actually,

01:18:49.359 --> 01:18:51.439
crazily enough, I think we should put it kind

01:18:51.439 --> 01:18:54.159
of low. I don't want no Gene Steelers nor Gerritsen.

01:18:54.159 --> 01:18:59.340
Gotta be honest. But, you know, better than Erebus.

01:19:01.220 --> 01:19:03.939
Zandrek. Zandrek's gotta be S tier. Bro has feasts,

01:19:03.939 --> 01:19:07.100
and he's gonna be kind of annoying, though, because

01:19:07.100 --> 01:19:09.300
he's gonna recite poetry and stuff. Can I make

01:19:09.300 --> 01:19:12.619
the argument that it goes in A? Because it goes

01:19:12.619 --> 01:19:17.079
on for 20 years. Yeah. I want to go home and

01:19:17.079 --> 01:19:20.720
have a little lie down at some point. Yeah. Just

01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:25.600
imagining him nothing raw mints into his face,

01:19:25.619 --> 01:19:28.859
giggling to himself. I'm going to get aged out,

01:19:28.979 --> 01:19:33.699
bro. I'm going to literally wither away. Oh,

01:19:33.699 --> 01:19:38.060
no. You're going to become the prime experiment

01:19:38.060 --> 01:19:41.199
of the cookout. this is uh what is what um illuminor

01:19:41.199 --> 01:19:47.819
this guy i mean he's basically like an emperor's

01:19:47.819 --> 01:19:50.640
children kind of in the way of like he's just

01:19:50.640 --> 01:19:54.939
gonna he'll ruin you but he'll actually ruin

01:19:54.939 --> 01:19:57.960
you i think he goes next to lucius honestly hey

01:19:57.960 --> 01:19:59.600
but you'll you'll get the glorious privilege

01:19:59.600 --> 01:20:02.500
of furthering the necron tier races uh scientists

01:20:02.500 --> 01:20:06.739
i don't care about that what are you some kind

01:20:06.739 --> 01:20:12.859
of nerd Some kind of metal nerd. Silent King.

01:20:14.760 --> 01:20:17.779
He wouldn't be much of a conversationalist. He's

01:20:17.779 --> 01:20:21.779
not gonna say anything. You know he's not literally

01:20:21.779 --> 01:20:26.140
the silent king. Yeah, he does talk now. That's

01:20:26.140 --> 01:20:31.659
a meme. Just call him the relatively quiet king.

01:20:34.200 --> 01:20:39.460
He'd be very ominous. Pass me the kebab, please.

01:20:39.539 --> 01:20:42.979
Thank you. And is he pulling up in his freaking

01:20:42.979 --> 01:20:45.560
giant thing with the screaming Catan behind it?

01:20:45.600 --> 01:20:49.340
He's not paying for parking. You know what he's

01:20:49.340 --> 01:20:51.760
doing? He's powering the barbecue with the Catan

01:20:51.760 --> 01:20:54.560
shard, for sure. This is the most powerful barbecue

01:20:54.560 --> 01:20:57.699
in existence. He turns around and blows up your

01:20:57.699 --> 01:21:00.020
house. He's not a terrible guest. He will be

01:21:00.020 --> 01:21:06.420
a good guest. If you had to pick one Catan to

01:21:06.420 --> 01:21:10.140
fuel your barbecue, who would it be? The Burning

01:21:10.140 --> 01:21:14.899
One. There you go. Watch right into that one,

01:21:14.920 --> 01:21:19.680
I guess. The Burning Grill. Powered by the Burning

01:21:19.680 --> 01:21:26.380
One. Available by Walmart. I think he was fine

01:21:26.380 --> 01:21:32.439
there. He's not a good guest. He wouldn't be

01:21:32.439 --> 01:21:36.000
a terrible guest. Or a metal in the room, I guess.

01:21:38.619 --> 01:21:47.260
I mean, it would be a good time. Yeah. You'd

01:21:47.260 --> 01:21:53.020
end up fighting. He would eat a lot. Yeah. To

01:21:53.020 --> 01:21:55.930
be fair, I have... I have a theory that because

01:21:55.930 --> 01:21:57.649
he believes the burgers and stuff are going to

01:21:57.649 --> 01:21:59.729
be so good, you're going to believe too, and

01:21:59.729 --> 01:22:01.289
it's going to be the best meal you've ever had.

01:22:01.590 --> 01:22:08.909
That's not how it works. The burger meat is red,

01:22:09.050 --> 01:22:13.010
but does it go faster? Yeah. That's not how it

01:22:13.010 --> 01:22:17.930
freaking works. Can you not perceive beetroot

01:22:17.930 --> 01:22:24.680
because it's purple? He'd start eating. He'd

01:22:24.680 --> 01:22:26.359
eat the Gretchen that he brings with him, though,

01:22:26.399 --> 01:22:30.659
sure. Definitely, that's a snack. Maybe Kevin

01:22:30.659 --> 01:22:34.600
was the Gretchen all along. And if your dog's

01:22:34.600 --> 01:22:37.939
walking around, he might eat that, too. He might

01:22:37.939 --> 01:22:40.319
eat some of the other guests. This is what you

01:22:40.319 --> 01:22:42.359
do. You tell the guests to wear purple, and you

01:22:42.359 --> 01:22:46.229
also paint your dog purple for a night. some

01:22:46.229 --> 01:22:49.069
like food coloring it'd be fine and then no one

01:22:49.069 --> 01:22:51.270
gets eaten you can also put all the food in certain

01:22:51.270 --> 01:22:52.649
like containers that are purple so he doesn't

01:22:52.649 --> 01:22:54.810
eat all of it and then when he gets bored he

01:22:54.810 --> 01:22:56.649
wanders off into the night and it's someone else's

01:22:56.649 --> 01:23:01.130
problem i think okay you just have to keep him

01:23:01.130 --> 01:23:02.970
entertained for a few hours and then he would

01:23:02.970 --> 01:23:12.579
uh wander off okay uh gotrick gotrick good I

01:23:12.579 --> 01:23:18.960
mean, gurning my son. I'd put him at top of B.

01:23:20.239 --> 01:23:25.640
Because it would be nuts. He would destroy stuff.

01:23:26.000 --> 01:23:30.479
He would drink way too much. He's ready to face

01:23:30.479 --> 01:23:34.520
his end. Fulfill his slayer's oath. Right in

01:23:34.520 --> 01:23:37.520
the middle of the cookout. Is Felix there, too?

01:23:37.619 --> 01:23:39.340
Because if they're together, they're just going

01:23:39.340 --> 01:23:41.239
to hang out with each other and not talk to anyone

01:23:41.239 --> 01:23:44.479
else, I think. No, I think Felix could be an

01:23:44.479 --> 01:23:47.279
aide, honestly. Because Felix is really... He's

01:23:47.279 --> 01:23:49.260
a regular dude. He talked to him. He's got a

01:23:49.260 --> 01:23:51.859
good story. He has the Gotrek stories. Felix

01:23:51.859 --> 01:23:55.020
is going to seduce your sister, and then she's

01:23:55.020 --> 01:23:57.079
going to die because she's a love interest of

01:23:57.079 --> 01:24:02.140
Felix. And then, you know, it sucks. Oh, man.

01:24:02.460 --> 01:24:06.109
I just love that. Gotrek Slayer was like, your

01:24:06.109 --> 01:24:12.310
next target is the buffet. My greatest challenge

01:24:12.310 --> 01:24:18.130
yet. I mean, Colin was here. Colin's not here.

01:24:18.170 --> 01:24:26.340
We can have an unbiased read of this. He would

01:24:26.340 --> 01:24:28.220
try to invite a bunch of his friends without

01:24:28.220 --> 01:24:30.520
asking anyone because he's summoning the Electra

01:24:30.520 --> 01:24:32.460
Counts. He would summon the Electra Counts in

01:24:32.460 --> 01:24:36.039
the cookout. And they would just come. I think

01:24:36.039 --> 01:24:38.380
he'd be fine otherwise, though. I think he could

01:24:38.380 --> 01:24:40.560
go Top of A. Yeah, he's actually like... Summon

01:24:40.560 --> 01:24:42.739
the Electra Condiments, Top of A. He would be

01:24:42.739 --> 01:24:46.319
a very good guest because he's famous, but he

01:24:46.319 --> 01:24:51.640
wouldn't be too much. People could have a conversation

01:24:51.640 --> 01:24:54.300
or something. I think he'd be entertaining. He's

01:24:54.300 --> 01:24:58.020
got stories. He's had plenty of different cookouts

01:24:58.020 --> 01:25:00.880
in his entire life. He'd be easy to spot. He's

01:25:00.880 --> 01:25:03.939
got a big plumed helmet as well. Difficult getting

01:25:03.939 --> 01:25:08.720
through doors. Can't bring Deathclaw to the port

01:25:08.720 --> 01:25:12.500
-a -loo. A lot of bees harassing him because

01:25:12.500 --> 01:25:15.420
they think it's a flower. It's not empty because

01:25:15.420 --> 01:25:19.779
you have to feed Deathclaw as well. The king

01:25:19.779 --> 01:25:23.720
of France. Truly, he gets A tier as well. Someone

01:25:23.720 --> 01:25:26.920
was complaining that Luan Kerr wasn't there,

01:25:27.039 --> 01:25:31.680
but he is. So take that. I've added him. No,

01:25:32.260 --> 01:25:35.720
he was there the whole time. He's a great guy.

01:25:36.239 --> 01:25:41.289
He's a great guy. Right next to him. I would

01:25:41.289 --> 01:25:43.229
rate him pretty low because he'd be really bitchy

01:25:43.229 --> 01:25:47.029
and stupid about the food and stuff. But he's

01:25:47.029 --> 01:25:50.689
bringing a case of wine, definitely. And cheese.

01:25:50.829 --> 01:25:56.369
I don't know. He's bringing servants to do all

01:25:56.369 --> 01:25:59.890
the work too. What do you mean you don't have

01:25:59.890 --> 01:26:06.699
a cheese knife? Cheese knife. I think the only

01:26:06.699 --> 01:26:11.300
downside to it is that he does think he's better

01:26:11.300 --> 01:26:17.739
than you. He is better than you. Carl Frowns

01:26:17.739 --> 01:26:19.640
would make sure not to make you feel that way,

01:26:19.800 --> 01:26:22.680
whereas Leon Newcar would not question that.

01:26:23.239 --> 01:26:29.279
He'd mistake you for the staff. He can't go into

01:26:29.279 --> 01:26:33.159
S. We're being assured in the chat that he's

01:26:33.159 --> 01:26:35.260
actually really nice in the lore. No, this is

01:26:35.260 --> 01:26:39.260
Mike. You're Mike. This guy is literally our

01:26:39.260 --> 01:26:42.819
nice guy. Are you fibbing? You wouldn't fib to

01:26:42.819 --> 01:26:45.840
us, would you? Are you Bretonnia's strongest

01:26:45.840 --> 01:26:50.880
soldier? A law criminal. Fibbing? Never. I'm

01:26:50.880 --> 01:26:51.920
going to put the ogres together. So we've got

01:26:51.920 --> 01:26:55.199
Greasius. I mean, this ogre thing is going to

01:26:55.199 --> 01:26:58.739
have a lot of good food. Yeah, but he might also

01:26:58.739 --> 01:27:01.640
eat some of the guests. Yeah, you are the food.

01:27:03.190 --> 01:27:04.829
Greasers, what have you brought with you? I brought

01:27:04.829 --> 01:27:07.750
pre -barbecue. We were saying Lewin would be

01:27:07.750 --> 01:27:09.569
a dick, but Greasers would actually be a dick.

01:27:10.569 --> 01:27:12.229
There wouldn't be enough food for him, and it

01:27:12.229 --> 01:27:15.109
wouldn't be nice enough. Top of E. I mean, it

01:27:15.109 --> 01:27:18.630
would be very fun for five minutes, and then

01:27:18.630 --> 01:27:23.069
you realise you are the fun. And then, halfway

01:27:23.069 --> 01:27:26.439
through. gorging on all the food, he lets rip

01:27:26.439 --> 01:27:28.720
a massive fart, and it's the worst thing you've

01:27:28.720 --> 01:27:31.760
smelt in your life. We would need to prep the

01:27:31.760 --> 01:27:33.699
place for disability access, because he's like,

01:27:33.760 --> 01:27:39.840
you need a ramp to get him in. 16 burly men.

01:27:40.119 --> 01:27:43.819
I think that's Scrag. Bro is cooking. Bro is

01:27:43.819 --> 01:27:48.340
cooking. Scrag is, okay, so let me tell you about

01:27:48.340 --> 01:27:51.859
Scrag the Slaughterer, okay? He's literally always

01:27:51.859 --> 01:27:54.529
cooking because he has a big pot. That's chained

01:27:54.529 --> 01:27:58.649
to his back. But, he is an ogre, so he will eat

01:27:58.649 --> 01:28:02.569
you. He's, like, even by the ogre standards,

01:28:02.789 --> 01:28:07.350
he's quite, like, nasty, so... Yeah, probably

01:28:07.350 --> 01:28:13.250
a high E to F, I think. Fair. I mean, I'm not

01:28:13.250 --> 01:28:15.270
interested in... He doesn't have hands, does

01:28:15.270 --> 01:28:19.789
he, anymore? No, he doesn't. Kind of like he'd

01:28:19.789 --> 01:28:24.920
shake his hand. Malky's F tier, bro, he's so

01:28:24.920 --> 01:28:31.720
awful. I think put him next to the Silent King.

01:28:32.380 --> 01:28:34.979
Oh yeah, they would just brood all the time.

01:28:35.579 --> 01:28:42.800
Malky's just evil. Don't mention his mum. He

01:28:42.800 --> 01:28:44.800
may be the true Fiendish King, but he is a real

01:28:44.800 --> 01:28:48.699
jerk. If you're not in his way, it's fine. Oh,

01:28:48.699 --> 01:28:51.119
Nagash, I mean, Colin. immediately noah's near

01:28:51.119 --> 01:28:53.239
this immediately the bottom of it he's gonna

01:28:53.239 --> 01:28:55.640
try to bring you into his part of his arm really

01:28:55.640 --> 01:28:58.760
he's gonna try and resurrect the burgers they

01:28:58.760 --> 01:29:01.760
won't yeah he's gonna he's gonna there's no bones

01:29:01.760 --> 01:29:03.600
well he's not he's gonna have an interest he's

01:29:03.600 --> 01:29:06.260
just gonna eat meat cringe he thinks i'm a meat

01:29:06.260 --> 01:29:09.479
puppet okay there's no need to there's no need

01:29:09.479 --> 01:29:11.239
to call you meat bag all the time you're like

01:29:11.239 --> 01:29:13.880
who are you he's the one who's like star wars

01:29:13.880 --> 01:29:19.319
never invite anyway uh it also probably goes

01:29:19.319 --> 01:29:23.310
with him Manfred is not - I'd actually put Manfred

01:29:23.310 --> 01:29:26.289
in E. Bottom of E. You'd at least pretend to

01:29:26.289 --> 01:29:28.430
be nice. No, because vampires, they are like,

01:29:28.569 --> 01:29:32.210
they like a bit of merriment, they like a bit

01:29:32.210 --> 01:29:36.170
of a get together. Not Manfred so much. He doesn't

01:29:36.170 --> 01:29:39.189
care. When you go, hey, what have you brought?

01:29:39.310 --> 01:29:41.770
I brought blood. Oh, well, I don't drink blood.

01:29:41.930 --> 01:29:45.489
Oh, but you could make black pudding. You could

01:29:45.489 --> 01:29:49.520
make black pudding. Does anyone like black pudding?

01:29:49.680 --> 01:29:53.359
I guess. I've never had it. It's just meat, basically,

01:29:53.520 --> 01:29:56.279
but blood. I'm sure I've had it, but I can't

01:29:56.279 --> 01:29:58.180
remember what it was like. I think we had a few

01:29:58.180 --> 01:30:00.340
more dinosaur, Andy, I think a lot of them are.

01:30:00.439 --> 01:30:04.960
Yeah, we got four more. John Apocalypse, two

01:30:04.960 --> 01:30:08.039
pounds. I would eat a squig burger, so would

01:30:08.039 --> 01:30:10.460
I. Probably would be good. Probably just tastes

01:30:10.460 --> 01:30:14.039
like one of those mushroom burgers. And also,

01:30:14.159 --> 01:30:16.659
where would you rate the Kroot Sharper? I guess

01:30:16.659 --> 01:30:23.699
that means Shakespeare. He might eat you. There's

01:30:23.699 --> 01:30:26.800
a lot of cannibals on this list. There's a lot

01:30:26.800 --> 01:30:31.079
of, like, we may not make it boys. You have to,

01:30:31.079 --> 01:30:36.920
like, analyze the ratio of, like, what they bring

01:30:36.920 --> 01:30:39.460
to the event versus likelihood to get eaten yourself.

01:30:40.560 --> 01:30:44.439
I think the critter kind of... They don't have

01:30:44.439 --> 01:30:47.020
a lot going on, I would say, so I would say towards

01:30:47.020 --> 01:30:48.880
the bottom. They know how to cook, though. He

01:30:48.880 --> 01:30:50.619
just wants to talk about hunting the entire time,

01:30:50.680 --> 01:30:55.960
man. Limper 106 for five bucks. Thank you, man.

01:30:56.319 --> 01:30:59.380
Colin told me to tell you guys if Marathi isn't

01:30:59.380 --> 01:31:01.899
S tier, he's going to burn down the barbecue.

01:31:02.539 --> 01:31:04.880
Here's what I have to say to all the Marathi

01:31:04.880 --> 01:31:08.439
stans out there, alright? No shirt, no shoes,

01:31:08.720 --> 01:31:14.470
no service. Right? Yeah. dress code gotta do

01:31:14.470 --> 01:31:17.850
the dress code oh yeah funny cop thing with five

01:31:17.850 --> 01:31:20.390
dollars invite arabus to feed him to grecious

01:31:20.390 --> 01:31:24.550
and have eldrad to grecious to sleep put eldrad

01:31:24.550 --> 01:31:27.069
put grecious to sleep boom dinner and a show

01:31:27.069 --> 01:31:30.250
that's pretty good nice we're thinking we're

01:31:30.250 --> 01:31:32.869
thinking with portals here this is the part of

01:31:32.869 --> 01:31:36.630
the multiverse if they ever make like a fantasy

01:31:36.630 --> 01:31:40.050
40k crossover that should be what happens yeah

01:31:40.619 --> 01:31:47.380
My pitch is in your email folder. Call me. More

01:31:47.380 --> 01:31:53.119
Skaven and Eldar. Tyrion? Probably CT. I think

01:31:53.119 --> 01:31:58.140
Tyrion goes... Tyrion's kind of a... He's a frat

01:31:58.140 --> 01:32:01.159
boy, kind of. He'd be alright, and he'd have

01:32:01.159 --> 01:32:04.979
an alright time. But he's kind of annoying -ish.

01:32:05.460 --> 01:32:08.840
I think maybe... Because he's an elf. Maybe above

01:32:08.840 --> 01:32:13.380
Gravefax? Maybe just above Greyfax. Because he'd

01:32:13.380 --> 01:32:16.600
be okay, but then it's also like, he's the guy

01:32:16.600 --> 01:32:18.319
who kind of acted like a bit of a dickhead at

01:32:18.319 --> 01:32:22.760
the party, you know? Kinda. Oh, well, it depends

01:32:22.760 --> 01:32:24.699
if Colin's at this party, because if Teclis is

01:32:24.699 --> 01:32:28.140
here, as Colin states many times, one of the

01:32:28.140 --> 01:32:31.979
two of them is leaving pregnant. And I'm not

01:32:31.979 --> 01:32:36.119
joking, he said that multiple times. Yep. I don't

01:32:36.119 --> 01:32:38.579
know, Teclis is a bit of a drip. You know, he's

01:32:38.579 --> 01:32:42.840
not fun. He's alright to talk to, though. I think

01:32:42.840 --> 01:32:44.800
you have to give him a chance. People like him,

01:32:44.800 --> 01:32:47.739
but he's not like... He wouldn't bring the house

01:32:47.739 --> 01:32:51.800
down. He's no Lee Munroz. Maybe bottom of B is

01:32:51.800 --> 01:32:55.520
fine, then. Because C is like... What's Grudge

01:32:55.520 --> 01:32:59.479
Man called, by the way? Was I sorry? That's going

01:32:59.479 --> 01:33:01.159
in the book. What's his name, by the way? Oh,

01:33:01.439 --> 01:33:06.159
Thorgrim. Yeah, Thorgrim. I'm adding him to the

01:33:06.159 --> 01:33:10.310
list, or I'm going in the book if I don't. I

01:33:10.310 --> 01:33:13.329
thought you called him Grudge Man. Grudge Man.

01:33:13.710 --> 01:33:16.949
That's what he is, really. Yeah, but he's many

01:33:16.949 --> 01:33:22.529
other things, too. He's a mountain man. Also.

01:33:22.710 --> 01:33:26.409
He'd bring the Bogsman's Ale, he'd bring the

01:33:26.409 --> 01:33:30.850
good stuff. I'm for our non -drinkers some fresh

01:33:30.850 --> 01:33:35.869
mineral water from the... Cut up grass. We'll

01:33:35.869 --> 01:33:37.109
just put him on now. Where are we putting him?

01:33:37.329 --> 01:33:40.800
Mr. Grudge Man. I think he maybe goes just actually

01:33:40.800 --> 01:33:43.800
top of B, I'd say. Yeah, that's fine. Because

01:33:43.800 --> 01:33:45.859
he doesn't have the downsides of so many other

01:33:45.859 --> 01:33:49.439
characters. He's a bit curmudgeonly, but he's

01:33:49.439 --> 01:33:52.560
got, like, the dwarf bonus, which makes you fall

01:33:52.560 --> 01:33:57.880
apart. The thing is, you know, every effort you

01:33:57.880 --> 01:34:00.939
make to try and make it easy is like, so, you

01:34:00.939 --> 01:34:02.779
thought you were gonna make a smaller table for

01:34:02.779 --> 01:34:05.670
us to reach? Think we're - Children! Putting

01:34:05.670 --> 01:34:07.189
us on the kid's table? That's going in the book.

01:34:07.329 --> 01:34:09.909
I'm just trying to be nice. I didn't want to

01:34:09.909 --> 01:34:10.949
bring out a ladder because it would have been

01:34:10.949 --> 01:34:13.050
patronizing. A ladder? That's going in the book.

01:34:13.109 --> 01:34:17.250
I can't win. Again, if he brings furniture and

01:34:17.250 --> 01:34:19.689
you break his plastic chairs, it immediately

01:34:19.689 --> 01:34:24.949
might attack your house. Who is this? Okay, this

01:34:24.949 --> 01:34:31.550
is Kazrak, the one I... No, listen. Here's what's

01:34:31.550 --> 01:34:33.949
so great about Beastmen. If you run out of food,

01:34:34.430 --> 01:34:36.890
Right? You and your guests, the rest of the guests

01:34:36.890 --> 01:34:38.789
can all gang up and kill the Beastman and eat

01:34:38.789 --> 01:34:42.869
him. See how they like him. There's like Beastman's

01:34:42.869 --> 01:34:46.430
back on the menu. It's like a really violent

01:34:46.430 --> 01:34:52.029
cow. You can just eat that. Can he talk? Yes,

01:34:52.029 --> 01:34:54.609
he can talk. They don't talk a great deal, but

01:34:54.609 --> 01:34:57.390
they talk a little bit. He wouldn't like, I think

01:34:57.390 --> 01:34:59.529
he would talk to intimidate you, but he wouldn't

01:34:59.529 --> 01:35:01.649
talk if you were like cutting him up because

01:35:01.649 --> 01:35:05.260
that's like a sign of weakness or whatever. so

01:35:05.260 --> 01:35:08.199
you could do it without any like because if you're

01:35:08.199 --> 01:35:10.319
killing someone and they say no wit you'd feel

01:35:10.319 --> 01:35:12.560
like a pang of guilt and you'd like stop but

01:35:12.560 --> 01:35:13.899
beastmen wouldn't do that because they're so

01:35:13.899 --> 01:35:17.380
angry all the time although this and more beast

01:35:17.380 --> 01:35:22.000
friend facts you can hear in my upcoming secondary

01:35:22.000 --> 01:35:27.159
channel nice yeah although i have the idea that

01:35:27.159 --> 01:35:29.579
there'd be a lot of gristle in a beastman like

01:35:29.579 --> 01:35:34.279
you'd be eating um you would have to skip yeah

01:35:34.279 --> 01:35:37.760
you'd have to skin them uh you have to boil them

01:35:37.760 --> 01:35:41.579
boiled mushrooms sticking ministry but they would

01:35:41.579 --> 01:35:43.760
go great in stew because they're nice and nice

01:35:43.760 --> 01:35:46.479
and fatty um in about three years need to watch

01:35:46.479 --> 01:35:48.859
the lord of the rings all again in one go yeah

01:35:48.859 --> 01:35:52.680
what is this we've also got oh this is torox

01:35:52.680 --> 01:35:58.050
the brass ball oh yes no there's I think he should

01:35:58.050 --> 01:36:00.270
go to the bottom of F, because he's literally

01:36:00.270 --> 01:36:04.090
only good at killing people. That's all he does,

01:36:04.229 --> 01:36:06.630
he literally just kills people. I think he would

01:36:06.630 --> 01:36:10.609
immediately murder most of this list. He doesn't

01:36:10.609 --> 01:36:15.369
even lead trips, he just goes on a rampage and

01:36:15.369 --> 01:36:17.529
they follow him around for safety. Oh hello,

01:36:17.689 --> 01:36:21.069
Colin's in the chat. Hello Colin. There he is!

01:36:21.270 --> 01:36:24.789
There he is! Get him! Get him, fellas! Why would

01:36:24.789 --> 01:36:28.750
you do that? No, can we please put Taurox between

01:36:28.750 --> 01:36:32.529
Angron and Kayn? Because it's somewhere in between.

01:36:32.529 --> 01:36:35.229
Sort of in that general angry man area. Hey Colin,

01:36:35.390 --> 01:36:37.510
look, Nagash is right at the bottom. You know

01:36:37.510 --> 01:36:45.609
that? Oh yeah, it was a thing. I forgot to add

01:36:45.609 --> 01:36:47.210
them, so I've added them in. Ivarain, where are

01:36:47.210 --> 01:36:48.470
we going to put Ivarain? Right next to Gilliman.

01:36:50.210 --> 01:36:53.670
Again, it's like a Tyrion and Teclis or Godric

01:36:53.670 --> 01:36:55.449
and Felix situation where they'd only hang out

01:36:55.449 --> 01:36:58.949
with each other all day, so it would have minimal

01:36:58.949 --> 01:37:02.909
effect on the rest of the party. I feel like

01:37:02.909 --> 01:37:06.350
if ever I was to talk with her, she'd be looking

01:37:06.350 --> 01:37:08.770
at her nails and look like I was bothering her,

01:37:08.909 --> 01:37:11.789
like, excuse me, it should be that. She's not

01:37:11.789 --> 01:37:15.609
18, that's for sure. I think she goes in... She

01:37:15.609 --> 01:37:17.390
might try to recruit you for the stupid Yanari

01:37:17.390 --> 01:37:19.770
plan that she's cooking up. Oh, is Lilith here?

01:37:20.229 --> 01:37:24.430
Oh, I don't think so. Andy doesn't know any Dark

01:37:24.430 --> 01:37:28.689
Eldar characters, come on now. Maybe just under

01:37:28.689 --> 01:37:34.729
Asriel? Where's Asriel? It's not as bad as Mephiston's

01:37:34.729 --> 01:37:38.189
presence, but... They're both massively into

01:37:38.189 --> 01:37:42.319
being gloomy and... Death. Death. Worship death.

01:37:42.819 --> 01:37:47.279
Death. Colin says Tyrion is charismatic as hell.

01:37:48.079 --> 01:37:50.119
I mean, yeah, we would. What are you going about?

01:37:50.699 --> 01:37:55.279
Is he? He's just like an angry guy with a sword.

01:37:56.619 --> 01:37:59.600
So we're like 50 % of the people here. I said

01:37:59.600 --> 01:38:02.960
earlier he was kind of like a frat boy. Speaking

01:38:02.960 --> 01:38:05.369
of angry guy with a sword. Farsight probably

01:38:05.369 --> 01:38:09.890
beats you. He's a cool guy, but would he want

01:38:09.890 --> 01:38:13.050
to be there? No. Probably rather go and do his

01:38:13.050 --> 01:38:16.369
own thing. For the greater good. He'd leave you

01:38:16.369 --> 01:38:20.789
on scene, I think. I think he'd still be super

01:38:20.789 --> 01:38:23.810
nice, though. Like, he's not ever mean. Again,

01:38:23.850 --> 01:38:26.189
there's no real downsides to having Farsight.

01:38:26.609 --> 01:38:30.319
You just, like, he almost... it would be forgettable

01:38:30.319 --> 01:38:33.020
you know what I mean off a certain point you're

01:38:33.020 --> 01:38:35.039
like what are you trying to say about his character

01:38:35.039 --> 01:38:38.979
here oh yeah he came to a cookout oh yeah you

01:38:38.979 --> 01:38:44.060
know uh finally and no dark eldar characters

01:38:44.060 --> 01:38:47.119
that's a tough bounce for the xenos it's just

01:38:47.119 --> 01:38:49.319
a reflection of what games workshop have been

01:38:49.319 --> 01:38:52.520
doing yep everyone got best here you know it's

01:38:52.520 --> 01:38:56.560
gotta be done He's going to have some food. We're

01:38:56.560 --> 01:38:58.039
going to give praise to him. He's going to be

01:38:58.039 --> 01:39:00.239
the barbecue bro after the sun incident. Well,

01:39:00.239 --> 01:39:04.000
again, if he survives the sun. He might have

01:39:04.000 --> 01:39:07.000
a heart attack. And then we will feast upon Boingob.

01:39:07.380 --> 01:39:09.699
And Boingob will be delicious. You guys are fickle.

01:39:09.939 --> 01:39:12.220
Feasting on Boingob all willy -nilly like that.

01:39:12.300 --> 01:39:14.119
It's what he would have wanted. It's what he

01:39:14.119 --> 01:39:16.460
would have wanted. The big meatball himself.

01:39:17.119 --> 01:39:19.840
I just imagine him. He runs towards the house.

01:39:20.520 --> 01:39:23.399
His tongue is failing out. He takes one big leap.

01:39:23.819 --> 01:39:28.000
Tries to eat the sun. Cooks alive. And then lands.

01:39:28.569 --> 01:39:30.390
immediately ready to be served. And we're like,

01:39:30.550 --> 01:39:34.409
praise be. We actually have a gigantic plate

01:39:34.409 --> 01:39:38.210
made and like, just waiting for it. He died as

01:39:38.210 --> 01:39:44.409
he lived. Chasing dreams, man. He died for our

01:39:44.409 --> 01:39:51.310
sins. Oh no. He does enjoy some spicy food. That's

01:39:51.310 --> 01:39:55.130
hilarious. Oh my god. There's our tier list.

01:39:55.710 --> 01:39:58.689
We did it. We're nice. We did it. That's pretty

01:39:58.689 --> 01:40:02.029
good. Is there any more donos? I think there

01:40:02.029 --> 01:40:08.270
were a couple. Clearly our amazing tier list

01:40:08.270 --> 01:40:11.149
has wowed them so much they've all emptied their

01:40:11.149 --> 01:40:14.890
wallets. They're on their way to Lorecrimes HQ

01:40:14.890 --> 01:40:19.210
to bring us all their money. Only crimes. Last

01:40:19.210 --> 01:40:23.970
one we got is Tom Warren for two bucks. Invite

01:40:23.970 --> 01:40:31.680
Teclis. Good plan. Man. Honestly, a lot of the

01:40:31.680 --> 01:40:33.899
characters there, though, they are not getting

01:40:33.899 --> 01:40:38.239
an invite. All the angry people who just want

01:40:38.239 --> 01:40:39.979
to kill things, I think we can probably leave

01:40:39.979 --> 01:40:44.380
them off. To be fair, this franchise is not...

01:40:45.100 --> 01:40:48.180
known for people who aren't violent psychopaths

01:40:48.180 --> 01:40:50.939
it's not like we're going hey let's let's let's

01:40:50.939 --> 01:40:52.779
get the cast from always sunny in philadelphia

01:40:52.779 --> 01:40:58.119
or like friends it's like warhammer guys i already

01:40:58.119 --> 01:41:05.380
said no shirt no shoes no service smart casual

01:41:05.380 --> 01:41:08.960
not um i used to work at what's it called um

01:41:08.960 --> 01:41:11.920
that chain that broke down recently in his hooters

01:41:12.699 --> 01:41:15.960
Hooters, yeah, this ex -Hooters model. Can't

01:41:15.960 --> 01:41:18.779
have her in. Vegas showgirl, look. Not in my

01:41:18.779 --> 01:41:23.579
cookout. Maybe Snake Marathi. We're salivating

01:41:23.579 --> 01:41:28.020
over the meat on the grill, not the lady showing

01:41:28.020 --> 01:41:32.079
off her flesh. Naughty. That's not what a cookout's

01:41:32.079 --> 01:41:35.300
about. Where's thankful? Thanquil is not here

01:41:35.300 --> 01:41:38.060
on account of the fact that Skaven would not

01:41:38.060 --> 01:41:40.260
be good guests at any sort of venue. Could we

01:41:40.260 --> 01:41:42.340
miss Thanquil? Well, Thanquil would go in F tier

01:41:42.340 --> 01:41:45.579
immediately. All the Skaven would go in F tier,

01:41:45.619 --> 01:41:51.420
I think. Maybe Quig. I guess he's... Quig's a

01:41:51.420 --> 01:41:56.159
G. Yeah, Quig's a G. Who's the... Is it Makari

01:41:56.159 --> 01:42:00.140
is the Gretchen of Gazgul? Where would he go?

01:42:03.740 --> 01:42:09.300
Oh, hang on, we missed the cooking -themed character

01:42:09.300 --> 01:42:14.720
Grom from Fantasy. Oh man. He would have been

01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:18.100
a shoo -in. I'll put it in post, he'll be fine.

01:42:20.840 --> 01:42:26.140
Makkari goes on the grill, wow. Poor guy. I think

01:42:26.140 --> 01:42:29.380
he would try to ruin the cookout and it would

01:42:29.380 --> 01:42:31.840
go so bad that he would actually make it better.

01:42:33.060 --> 01:42:37.560
So maybe he would be better. Cypher? Yes, ignore

01:42:37.560 --> 01:42:40.600
Cypher. He's not. Again, you forget he's there.

01:42:43.220 --> 01:42:51.180
Titus? I don't know. Yeah. It'd be like a worse

01:42:51.180 --> 01:42:54.000
Kalgar in some way. Just a bit too Ultramarine

01:42:54.000 --> 01:43:00.319
-y. I think that would be like that scene in

01:43:00.319 --> 01:43:02.539
Space Marine 2, like Titus is there, sat on his

01:43:02.539 --> 01:43:06.340
own. Are you enjoying your food, brother? Yes.

01:43:07.640 --> 01:43:13.439
Oh yeah. You stand office, why not? Yeah, he'd

01:43:13.439 --> 01:43:20.500
be like that. Yes! I think that being said, that

01:43:20.500 --> 01:43:23.300
was the cookout tier list. I think we've covered

01:43:23.300 --> 01:43:27.829
that. in a ridiculous amount of detail for some

01:43:27.829 --> 01:43:31.369
reason. More detail than it deserves probably.

01:43:32.550 --> 01:43:35.510
Complete waste of time. I feel like we have to

01:43:35.510 --> 01:43:38.829
make... I had a great idea just now. I think

01:43:38.829 --> 01:43:41.069
we need to make a law crimes themed cookbook

01:43:41.069 --> 01:43:44.430
and it's all recipes based. You have the Boingob

01:43:44.430 --> 01:43:48.350
and you have all these different meals that would

01:43:48.350 --> 01:43:49.850
be inspired by characters. That would be fun.

01:43:52.520 --> 01:43:54.159
Bjorn's in a dreadnought, what's he gonna do?

01:43:54.520 --> 01:43:57.939
He can't eat. He doesn't need to eat. Make an

01:43:57.939 --> 01:44:02.739
air fryer recipe. Like him. Joseph Bugman would

01:44:02.739 --> 01:44:06.220
be invited. That being said though, again, like

01:44:06.220 --> 01:44:08.520
we said before, complete waste of time talking

01:44:08.520 --> 01:44:10.239
about it, but we're glad you guys enjoyed it.

01:44:10.720 --> 01:44:14.140
You guys could have learned the language. In

01:44:14.140 --> 01:44:15.819
the time you spent watching this, you could have

01:44:15.819 --> 01:44:20.130
spent time on Duolingo or something. You could

01:44:20.130 --> 01:44:22.310
have read a Warhammer novel or something. Yeah,

01:44:22.310 --> 01:44:25.529
exactly. You could have had a whiff of a Horrors

01:44:25.529 --> 01:44:30.029
Heresy book somehow. Oh, thanks, Colin. You could

01:44:30.029 --> 01:44:32.710
have, I don't know, done something with your

01:44:32.710 --> 01:44:37.729
life. Go get a girlfriend. What? No, don't do

01:44:37.729 --> 01:44:39.350
that. Then you won't be into Warhammer anymore.

01:44:39.609 --> 01:44:42.869
You can't have both. It's one or the other. Unfortunately

01:44:42.869 --> 01:44:46.770
not true. Thanks, Colin. that being said i get

01:44:46.770 --> 01:44:48.869
your bingo cards out for uh like and subscribe

01:44:48.869 --> 01:44:51.710
as always uh we have merchandise if you guys

01:44:51.710 --> 01:44:53.670
want to check that out get some nice cool stuff

01:44:53.670 --> 01:44:56.689
uh we've got the discord again the discord is

01:44:56.689 --> 01:44:59.670
aggressively taking off with insults towards

01:44:59.670 --> 01:45:02.609
us and many funny means we are popping in checking

01:45:02.609 --> 01:45:04.569
you know chatting to people will be once in a

01:45:04.569 --> 01:45:07.189
while so you want to have a little time with

01:45:07.189 --> 01:45:09.289
us that's you know we'll hold hands we'll kiss

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all that good stuff uh thank you dreadnought

01:45:12.649 --> 01:45:17.109
as well for joining us always always a rip -roaring

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uh good time here on lore crimes tm the the rudeness

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What's the one character you would invite? Have

01:45:27.399 --> 01:45:35.720
all the ones we discussed. For real? None of

01:45:35.720 --> 01:45:37.680
the characters I actually like would be any good

01:45:37.680 --> 01:45:41.960
to hang around with. Probably the can, I think,

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just because he's a nice guy. He comes from a

01:45:45.640 --> 01:45:49.100
cooking culture. I guess all cultures are cooking

01:45:49.100 --> 01:45:50.979
cultures, but Mongolian food. I've never had

01:45:50.979 --> 01:45:53.079
Mongolian barbecue, so maybe he'd bring some

01:45:53.079 --> 01:45:56.060
of that. you know he's a nice guy but not like

01:45:56.060 --> 01:45:59.180
boring nice he's like you know there's a bit

01:45:59.180 --> 01:46:01.760
of an edge to him so yeah I'll go with the cam

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thank you for the pin yeah the pin comment We

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managed to go through this whole stream without

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Dark Souls 2 being mentioned. You just had to

01:46:12.449 --> 01:46:16.770
bring it up. Dark Souls 2 Slur stream coming

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up soon. Again, that being said... Me and Colin

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showing each other over each other for 40 minutes.

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That being said, everyone, thank you guys so

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much for watching, listening, all that good stuff,

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and we'll catch you guys very soon on the next

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one. Got more tier lists and more lore. Thank

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you guys. See you later. Bye, everybody.