Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
It's Law Crimes. Hello, everyone. How are you?
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folks. Guys, would you like to do the honours?
No, no, Andy, you did all the work. Well, after
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a few it'll be in the video description as well
for the the non -live version um other than that
though we well first of all we're very we're
very gassed about that uh secondly uh today is
a episode that two two of our boys here how can
i really quickly go ahead oh no is it already
immediately i got an alert oh yeah Unusual join
activity detected. Crazy. Oh man. Already crashing
it. Thank you guys. Huge. Two of the brothers
here they're gagging for this episode because
finally there's a subject in which i am not the
expert but two of our brothers are well -known
eldar fans for this eldar quiz colin and eli
are i mean the real thing is like whoever wins
between you two will like have bragging rights
over the other one forever so i'm pretty confident
colin knows more than me on the eldar how how
why are you dismissing me so readily do you think
andy you will like do you want to make would
you put money on you winning No, but I'm just
saying. That's mean. Andy Victory. That being
said, I know what R .A. Phoenix lured. I know
what that is. I could get a point. Don't bully
me. I think, yeah, I got the message immediately.
Suspicious Discord activity. Thanks, boys. Appreciate
it. There's already going to be forehead memes.
Yeah, but if everyone... First message sent that
wasn't us holding a goo roll for their hairlines.
Yeah. Thank you, guys. We appreciate it. And
if anyone's listening or they're new to Lore
Crimes, go check it out. It's a good time. It'll
be stupid stuff in there. And, you know, be a
good Lore criminal. Join us. We have merchandise.
We have a Discord. Share the memes. That being
said, though, before we get in, I'll ask everyone's
confidence levels, starting with Andy. How confident
are we on Eldar knowledge? I'm going to completely
ignore that question. I'm just going to say I'm
happy to be here. I mean, I'm just happy that
we're going to get, like, in the coalition between
everyone who isn't Hal, we're getting more points
than Hal. I'm happy to be here. Let's get this
guy. Let's prevent him from getting... any more
studs on his podium screw that guy i'm here too
wow um be punished for knowing warhammer truly
how are we feeling i like a mid -level confidence
i've only actually read a few eldar books and
most of them have been disappointing so i just
didn't bother to read anymore and i've just read
through my codexes because it's actually nice
to read those But I do know plenty of general
information and a little bit of obscure stuff.
Well, Colin, do I even need to ask? I'm feeling
fairly confident. I guess my only sleeper worry
is it's been a while since I... suffered through
the abomination known as the not -quite -Yunari
trilogy? Well, I can safely say there's not really
a Yunari focus on this one, as did GW. Just like
GW did with the most recent Codex release. Completely
forgotten. What even is that plotline? choose
your path Zeno's fan you get dog shit trilogy
that's cancelled almost immediately or one good
book after like two years if you are the leagues
decent book I don't even know what was good well
today we're going to put we'll see who wins I
could be a bit of a sleeper here if Andy pulls
a victory I don't know what I'm going to do with
you two I'll be surprised if I pull a victory
to be honest uh and everyone's if everyone's
playing along at home as well feel free to uh
oh we're not gonna watch chat necessarily for
spoilers but we will keep an eye uh but oh i'll
keep an eye but i'm gonna go straight into it
though there's quite a few questions to get through
uh i'm not gonna lie some of these expert ones
not a clue never heard of this stuff uh we'll
see but i did my research we'll start with the
beginner section everyone playing along uh get
your pens ready or your keyboard out you know
stop i know i'm not gonna make that joke it's
too early it's too early in recording to make
that it's unbelievable hold your fire we begin
though in the beginner section with question
one everyone's got ready to message me the answer
uh number one is it's a bit of an easy one uh
which craft world is currently caught in the
pull of the eye of terror it's quietly confident
quietly confident this is like they're not super
basic ones like what is an elder don't worry
we're not going that bad we are in fact warhammer
lore youtubers but i'm feeling like an elder
is a high elf ridden by someone who hates elves
okay okay okay okay okay question number two
is which phoenix lord's personal heraldry is
the yin yang symbol oh sorry repeat repeat uh
which phoenix lord's personal heraldry is the
yin yang symbol i can see him uh i can see him
there's a selection of phoenix lords andy and
then he looks like this he goes what i'm not
sure is eldar like That's what he looks like.
Battle of the Bowl. Glad that I have the stream
in a different tab so I get to see that face
again. Battle of the Toilet Bowl circa 2025.
Dude, I haven't shit in a day. It's going to
be a Battle of the Toilet Bowl later. You're
feeling pretty bricked up for this quiz. Crazy.
I'm feeling blocked up. I'm bricked up for the
quiz. I'm blocked up for day -to -day life. I
had to explain earlier to my girlfriend what
was brown note. Because it came up. Come on,
bro. Come on, bro. You might as well explain
that to people who don't know internet stuff.
No, do not play a brown note. Do not do that.
I'm just saying, you play the notes for the person
asking, they'll never forget. Memorable is the
word. Question number three. What makes Eldar
Wraith Knight pilots so unique slash special?
Eldar Wraith Knight. The Wraith Knights. The
biggest one. The big boys. Not the biggest one,
I guess, but the bigger one. What was the question,
sorry? What makes them good? My Empyrean brain
is getting in the way and being like, that doesn't
make sense, sorry. What makes Eldar Wraith Knight
pilots so unique slash special? There you go.
And it's not their... i mean if someone's messaging
he's like foul here it's gonna be tough okay
okay okay okay okay uh surprise there's a question
number four in the basics uh which high rate
i promise you because it has to be padded out
in some areas uh question number four is which
high fleet attacked the craft world of iandon
leading to its decimation oh i know i might yeah
so this is this is my greatest weakness in the
elder quiz which is i always mix up the names
of the children I can't remember which one it
was between two of them I literally can think
of every single one that isn't this one I'm like
I know the one from the first I know the one
from the third I know the one from this and I'm
like two high fleets have kind of messed with
Iandon that doesn't help That didn't help at
all, did it? Are you looking for two eye fleets
then? No, just the one that led to the decimation.
The big one. I'm going to go out on a limb. I'm
going to go out on a limb because it's a guess.
Maybe Liam Neeson will help in this one. What?
Liam and a niece? Is this a movie reference?
I promise you, people in the chat, this will
come back. It'll make sense. I have very specific
special skills. Alright then, boys. That is the...
Everyone has given me their answers. Yeah, okay,
okay. So, this is the round... I cannot speak.
Rounding up of a beginner section here. We started
off with question one, which was which craft
world is currently caught in the pull of the
Eye of Terror? Colin and Eli both put Oathway.
uh andy unfortunately put a lay talk so it was
right there uh i was this was this um if anyone
can specify here this is did this happen during
the fall of of the birth of sun ash didn't it
correctly in the law yeah they uh they were they
were like right at the edge of not getting devoured
but not quite far enough away to keep going born
too early for the zuck Caught in the... Sorry.
Already ruining people's lives. Question number
two was, which Phoenix Lord's personal heraldry
is the yin -yang symbol? Eli put Azaman, as did
Colin. Andy put Greg. Greg. I couldn't remember
his name. I knew exactly what he looked like.
I just couldn't remember his name. Greg the Phoenix
Lord. Greg Lord. I don't think it has the same
impact, I'll be honest. Is there even a Greg
in - Gregoriano. Gregonius. Gregorius. I'm sure
there's somebody named Greg. The entire galaxy's
full of people, there's gotta be a Greg out there.
I must admit though, it would be hilarious if
there was a Chaos Lord, it's just like, it is
Chaos Lord Greg. Greg the Defiler. what are you
laughing at greg the defiler sounds like the
office's hr worst nightmare always lurking at
the water cooler it's not the defiler it's the
defiler or something thank you very much okay
greg the pegger Jesus Christ. The next question
was, what makes Eldar Wraith Knight pilots so
unique slash special? I'm going to go with Eli
first, and he put Twins. Colin, a bit of a longer
answer. He put one pilot is alive, one is dead,
and they're the ones that the head expeditions
to Chromeworlds to get Soulstones for the Eldar.
It is kind of right, because in... I forgot the
twins part. I will give it, just because it also
states, like, usually one of the twins is dead,
and then it's paired with someone who's alive.
So one's a spirit stone, one's a... I've just
received a message from Braden. He says, Eisenhorn
is named Greg. Gregor! Oh my god, that's Gregor,
yeah. I literally made five hours worth of content
on that guy, bruh. What a... Bloody missed opportunity.
Who's Greg? We found Greg. Well, no worries,
because Andy... I mean, although technically
by that logic, you could say that Robute's real
name is Rob. It's Rob Gilliman. Right, Rob? I
guess. You could call him Rob. Robby. Robby.
Don't rob your Robby. Andy just straight up said
the unique thing about pilots is meth. they're
not german uh this is this is not in the codex
of startes but you know we in just a little i
mean what is the warhammer drugs that we must
make a video once like what is warhammer drugs
i'm pretty sure i read a bunch of them once somewhere
i think one is called slot wow why does that
feel so wrong no that's not right Alright, I'm
going to the lexiconum page for narcotics real
quick, because I don't really have much else
to hand for that. Alright, just finishing up
one. There's something called Doomberry. I'm
intrigued. Doom. Doom. D -O -O -M. Doom. Arrakis.
It's known for its tranquilizing effects. It
makes people slur their speech and say things
they wouldn't dare to. This is just booze. Oh,
and the after effects include... We've already
got Amasek. Oh. That's just bad booze. What's
the one where it's like you think someone's in
the room with you, but you can't move? Sleep
paralysis? Yeah. booze but like why would you
drink the best like booze in the world but you
knew it 100 guaranteed sleep paralysis at the
end of it yes probably worth it if it's just
one time for the best thing ever i mean like
it can't be like i don't know if anything's worth
a sleep paralysis i mean i used to get it i mean
cancer's pretty bad that's bad There's a lot
of things worse than sleep paralysis. Oh, yeah.
Wow, I went to 11. Should we read donations before
the intermediate section? I've got one last answer.
Oh, sorry. Number four was which high fleet attacked
the craft world of Iandan leading to its decimation?
Now, I do think there were some different answers
on this one. Actually, no, everyone got that,
right? It was Kraken. That was Liam Neeson. I
said Leviathan, then I edited it and fixed my...
I was... I was wearing all neurons for that one.
It was... I was trying to give a hint earlier
with Liam Neeson, because he's the one who goes
like, Release the Kraken! Oh, that was... I haven't
seen the movie with the Winnie's as that. I don't
even need to ask if I've seen it. Bro, what was
that film? I haven't seen that either. Which
film, Hal? The one where he's all covered in
bandages? No, the one where he plays Zeus. Liam
Neeson. Oh, Clash of the Titans. Oh yeah, they
did a second one as well. Was that the football
one? No, wait, no. That's Remember the Titans.
What's the American thing I've ever heard you
say? Hal, what's the scores on the doors with
that round then? The scores on the doors are,
Eli and Colin are tied for 4 points, and Andy
has 1 point. Andy is on the board, alright. At
least I don't have nothing, because that's probably
the majority of my points for this game. So,
I'm happy not being at, like, set 0. It escalates,
it escalates. Do you have some more donations
though? We do, we have. 11. Starting off with
DonkeyManUSA. Stream later to Hal Cooning at
the local aquarium. DonkeyMan, why the aquarium
specifically? Also, we have another one for DonkeyMan.
I'm going to post all my rats in the Discord.
Awesome. Send the rats. The converted army is...
Join the Discord. Common pin. Well, actually,
it's what it's great for. It's been a number
of five months. Thank you very much. That's pregnant
Obi -Wan. I'm looking at pregnant Obi -Wan. Hal's
plump behind is here, and I'm here to conquer.
Hal's plump behind. Stand ready for my arrival,
worm. Thank you for being a member. We do appreciate
it. Oh, that episode just literally dropped as
well, Colin. Damn. I said a line. It's not spoiled.
It's already iconic. Now GDBs can post real -time
memes into the... Oh my gosh. Andrew, your turn.
Angry Homunculus. Thank you. Five pounds. What's
your preferred Optimus Prime vehicle form? Fire
engine or semi -truck? Also, Colony, do you want
Steve Buscemi to voice Manfred? I do not, but
I like the semi. Me too. I don't really like
Von Carstens. Just a bit of a pain. Boardwalk
Empire is a good... Ciao. Why is it sometimes
Optimus can fly and other times he can't? Because
the writers sometimes let him fly. This is annoying.
Because he's not. The Decepticons can fly the
whole time. Or he transforms. Metal aliens that
turn into cars and planes. The Decepticons fly
because they turn into planes. That's why. Oh,
man. Boy, these are words. Douglas Elboso. Thank
you for the five euros. When Felix puts his Peter
in Ulrica, how frigid do you think it gets? Christ.
Also, Colin, excellent cosplay of Scott Elkinson
from South Park. You got there. Kiss my ass.
Thank you. Declan Gray became a YouTuber. Thank
you so much. Nice PFP. Thank you, Declan. What
was that name? Paralyzed tortoise. Thank you
for the five bucks. I have CCTV footage of Colin
using a site to cut through a field of starving
toddlers. It was self -defense. Wow. Glad to
hear it's self -defense. Thank you for the five.
It's crazy. What the hell is that? Funny cop.
Two bucks. Two questions and I'm smacked with
my ignorance. Yeah, it's hard to know Eldar lore
until you get so little, man. I appreciate that.
Someone has to at some point. Denver cheese!
Thank you. Eldar pancreases work. Is that why
you like them? It's just jealousy. They've got
spirit magic so none of them have diabetes. They
don't have diabetes. They're just lactose intolerant.
How dare you. Main event, Virgil, thank you very
much for the 10 pounds or euros. I never remember
euros. Thank you for the 10 euros. We appreciate
it. Eli, really appreciated your vid talking
about using enhancements. I think you tackled
the subject well and spoke eloquently. Now, excuse
me while I snort 100 grams of creatine and punch
the moon. Good man. I appreciate it. Good video.
don't use steroid don't do it don't do it thank
you yeah two buck grego the prego thank you thank
you for that thank you our favorite also i must
say it's a bit of a trick being like here's the
chat on the stream here's the chat on the discord
on two screens it's like But I'm getting through
it. I'll be insulted in two different forms of
media. With image support on the Discord version.
So there's a lot of stimuli going on. This guy's
Slayer Dreadnought. That's crazy, bro. And all
for the actual people. I forget. We actually
have a Warhammer thing going on here. We're moving
on now to the intermediate section. So it's going
to get a little bit harder. Join the discord
boys. If you want to see what's happening, join
the discord, honestly. So the next section here
is the intermediate ones. I'm not going to lie,
some of these, they're not too bad, but other
ones, it's going to be a bit difficult. We begin
with question number one, which is, which craft
world do the wild riders belong to? Come on,
man. Oh, come on. It isn't the easiest of intermediate,
but not every... I didn't know this before. That's
crazy. MFs really don't know nothing about the
Eldar. Truly oppressed. All Eldar gamers. I mean,
they do look like Power Rangers, though. I had
to say, 40k health for Power Rangers, man. I
do. This guy hates a band of friends who fight
evil. Go, go, Gadget. You know what I mean? This
poor guy. Unbelievable. I think I have all the
answers. Now I can live shit talk in the Discord.
This is huge. Question number two, which is,
what do Eldar Exodites call their version of
the Infinity Circuit? If anyone's read the Infinite
and the Divine, they might recall a certain amount
of shenanigans with it, though. It's not a complicated
name. When Drazen stole it. Could you repeat,
please? For sure. What do Eldar Exodites call
their version of an infinity circuit? I can already
see your first answer, Andy. It's just so nuts.
Oh, my God. And is he in? okay okay question
number three who is the only phoenix lord that
has not had an updated model since 1994. my man
come on man why are you guys they forgot them
who who's not had a mini basically no they've
had a previous mini but he's kind of one of the
only few phoenix lords that previously had a
mini and hasn't had been updated i i should i
should they haven't had a mini for like some
people who've like been alive their whole lives
is what i should say like 18 yeah the first 18
years old they haven't had a mini for your entire
lifetime the first mini that's kind of what i
was born so yeah yeah um the mini's older than
me that's crazy yeah Sheesh. I'm still young,
please. Please, guys. I'm so young. Come on now.
Come on now. Okay, question number four. Wraithguard
are the constructs animated by the Fallen Eldar
through spirit stones, but what is the given
name of the problem they face with perception?
There's a certain issue that Wraithguard have.
God, Eli's straight in there. Man, people are
going a bit ban for ban here. It's going to be
really close to the end. What's this about Wraithguard
again? This is a real easy one, Andy. What is
the given problem that Wraithguard face with
perception? They have a slight issue being Wraithguard.
They can't perceive something correctly, and
there's a given name for it. I really hope it's
different from the previous. Okay. Jesus Christ.
And I chucked in the last cheeky one on the intimate
intermediate here. It's the last one. Question
number five on intermediate. What is the name
of the largest Eldar model made to date? This
guy is huge, by the way, like for reference.
I don't know what other more other than. the
Warlord Titan is the biggest Warlord model, but
this thing is enormous. He wants. Doesn't Colin
have one of these? Or is that a different one?
I have a Wraith Knight. It must be a different
YouTuber who has one. I would like one of them.
Don't get me wrong. I wonder how much these cost
on Zach Games. Probably still a hefty penny.
Alrighty then, boys. We're going to start from
the top because I'm not going to lie, some people
are doing very well in this quiz. I'm hoping
it's going to be determined in the advanced section.
The question of the first intermediate section
was which craft world do the wild riders belong
to? Colin, I think, and Eli both put correctly
Symeham. The goats. The goats. Second best craft
world. Andy put the cum lords? Of course, of
course. The most famed of all the craft wars.
Why is it that shade of wraith bone has got to
come from some inspiration? Wow. It really is
me wraith boning. Question number two was, what
do Eldar Exodites call their version of an infinity
circuit? I think... colony like the exact same
one here they did it was a world spirit which
is correct uh and he put the oregon trail which
i don't think oregon exists anymore i mean the
landmass is still there just call it that it's
been glass a few times most likely all of all
of earth has yeah terror is not the terror has
not been the same since it went to rehab um but
the next question was who was the only phoenix
lord that has not had an updated model since
1994. my boy i say some of you but some i bet
everyone in the chat here is also younger than
1994 so this is this is ancient for you know
stuff uh colin put uh carandras Eli put, something
wrong, I hold my head, Carandras gone, and Eldar
every head. Which is correct. RTLW website has
a great model for Carandras, by the way. Go buy
from them instead of GW. Andy put Eldrad, which...
Bro, come on! That's crazy! actually gonna this
will start that's the only character you should
know because he's in the horse heresy he's the
only character i know period he shows up multiple
times We haven't done Eldar Monk yet. It's all
I had. Never do they call him a... No, that's
in a couple months' time. Come on. Him and Jim
and Jim Grammaticus. Jim Grammaticus. Well, the
trouble was, I didn't know any other characters
other than James Zahn. I thought that would be
a bit sad if I put that. So, I didn't. The next
one. was wraith guards are constructs animated
by the fallen elder through spirit stones but
what is the given name of the problem they face
with perception let's just see if ever colin
and eli done the same thing they have it was
wraith site apparently that just makes them a
little bit slow like me in school um they need
to be guided uh like me through conversation
um so They got that one right. Andy... Andy,
they're dead, man. Erectile dysfunction. Their
bodies are artificial. There's nothing left.
The only bone... That sounds like dysfunction
to me. That sounds like a dysfunction with extra
steps. I'm just saying. It's fine. This is truly
a bra moment. Number five was, what is the name
for the largest Eldar model made to date? Now,
Colin and Eli both put the Phantom Titan, which
is correct and bloody enormous, by the way. If
we ever get a picture of that on stream or people
want to look that up, it's ridiculous. I don't
know how much it costs. If anyone wants to quickly
go look it up. Over $1 ,000. Andy did put the
Avatar of Kain, which is a very sick model, but
it pities in comparison to the size of this absolute
unit. The Phantom Titan body is $965 USD, and
each arm is $139 USD. So it's like $1 ,200 something
dollars. Or $300 something even. but on zach
games i think it only costs about three hundred
dollars i'm just saying it might say you know
like they sell them contempt to dreadnoughts
but then there's like i bought the thousand suns
one at the unique one at uh wahama fest a while
ago i was like i'm so gas i got this it doesn't
come with the right arm it doesn't come with
the right you have to buy the weapon arm the
gun arm Forge world! It is unbearably painful.
But that is the end of the intermediate section.
We have Tide still in first place. Colin, Eli
on eight points. No, sorry, nine points, excuse
me. And then we have Andy still on one. We're
feral animals fighting for scraps in the freaking...
His neck and neck for the first one. gotta lock
in one of us is gonna starve today well i was
about to say like i'm pretty sure the expert
section will separate you know the winner here
um but we do have some i think we had a few more
donors in between we did one from bunny cop hang
how high the man is a heretic for not understanding
defeating evil with the power of so true friendship
and their lasers we found and these lasers You
real for that? Well said. Power Rangers aren't
cool. Insane statement said by mentally deranged.
What's the last Power Rangers everyone watched,
by the way, before they didn't watch Power Rangers
anymore? The one in the 90s. Was it Mighty Morphin?
What's the ninja one? I think I watched the ninja
one. That's Lego Ninjago. Which is also goaded,
by the way. I don't want to read this one. Here
we have Bean. Don't worry, Eldar. Thank you for
the five. Don't worry, little Eldar fans. We
have enough Space Marine releases and Primark
books to keep you all fed for years. Well said.
Paralyzed toys again. Alexa, Google Hal, Amber
King, weak spots. uh god i don't know um the
rear i don't know what else could it be all right
crazy like a random side like that i remember
like there's a documentary where like randomly
you know um the director guillermo del toro he
mentions that when he was younger he was like
climbing over a fence and he fell and he got
like stabbed up in his armpit And therefore,
like, when he's, like, in movies, he often tries
to incorporate it in because, as in, like, people
getting, like, stabbed in or, like, injured in
the armpit area because apparently it's intensely,
like, horrible. And random things, like, that's
my weak spot. Guy's like, yeah, that's my weak
spot, armpits. Wow. I know. That's like when
you get tattoos, anything on the inside hurts
a lot more because that's... Oh, yeah, there's
hell. like when i had like the one just near
the ribs it was like oh no thanks not good did
you also feel your ribs vibrate mine vibrated
like my whole rib cage is like the thing was
like the ribs hurt but the collarbone i heard
was really bad but it wasn't it was just like
weird because you can just feel the needle bouncing
off your collarbone just like oh weird but it
doesn't hurt very bad but it didn't for me anyway
I can't remember if I had my collarbone down
or not. I hated, like, do you know, joint or
shoulder? Like, the joint bit there, where it's,
like, really... God, I bruised there. I hate
that. Is that the end of the... Are we ready
to move on to the last section, is that, then?
Yep, I believe so. Awesome. All right, boys,
this is going to separate the boys from the men
here. Be honest with me. Do you reckon I can
make a comeback? Andy, I'm not going to lie,
there's not enough points. There's not enough
points to get. Ouch. Colony and I could fail
every single one of them. We'll give you two
points per thing, maybe, Andy, in this section.
There's a few sections here which are two points,
though. It's going to start a little easy in
advance, but I'm hoping by the end you guys don't
know these ones. So we start with the first of
the advanced section, which is, how did Cain
earn the epithet Calamensha Cain? And it's a
bonus point for translating what it means. Colin's
feeling it. Colin, look at that smile. That smile.
How did they earn their name? How did he earn
the title or the epithet, the part Calamensha
Cain, not just Cain? He did a certain thing slash
he earned it somehow. And also I'd like to know
what it stands for slash what it means. Oh, Colin's
locked in already. He's locking it in. Let's
just see. Hmm. This is interesting. Okay. He
needs me to lead the revolution. I mean, is Cain
the ultimate dick in Warhammer? I feel like he
is. He really is. He's up there. I can't tell
who's, like, I think he's kind of low -key, like,
Erebus in some way. But, like, in terms of, like,
levels of dickheadness. Erebus is manipulative,
but Cain is just, like... In terms of hierarchies
of dick. He's quite high up there. In terms of
length, I'd say, yeah. Solid. You're getting
the full lore dump. Okay, yeah, we're getting
locked in. Okay, next one. So that was two points
for that one. The second question, or the advanced
one, was tell me who in the current setting is
rumored to be a fallen phoenix lord and what
group does he currently lead and you get a bonus
point for telling me which group he was the original
phoenix lord for so i want to know the name of
the guy the group he leads and then who was he
previously in charge of gotten some funky ones
here i mean i don't like colin you've given me
the whole shtick so far i will not lose and i
bet lots of people who are listening in they're
like what even is this law like nobody knows
this stuff i've i've only read oh this is so
crazy i've only read infinite divine as you know
xenos law is there more than that it's crazy
do that i i read a brutal cunning not that long
ago And I enjoyed that quite a lot. The squig
named Princess was a big highlight for me. And
then it smiles back every time he says Princess.
Truly a real one. He's up there. Oh, wow. Okay,
okay, okay. Alright, question number three of
the advanced section is Andy, this one's possible,
I'll say for you. How many sculpts of the iconic
Avatar of Kain has there been since its debut
in 1991? There you go. And I looked through just
to see. I'm gonna lie, the 1991 version? Was
small it was bad. Yeah, they started off pretty
tiny It could be a total guess and I need like
the exact number I can't have like a between
something sensible points No, I need a point
to was I can't have like fine No, I need like
you to guess like an exact one. Otherwise, I'm
not gonna this is to There you go. Okay, we're
locked in. Okay, and now the last question of
the advanced section is the Harlequins famously
enact the dance, which performs the fall of the
Eldar with ten troopers. Which member of the
Harlequins is the only one capable of playing
the role of Slaanesh? I had it in before you
even finished the question. Advanced section
my butt! I mean, that's pretty, like, most people
would not know this stuff at all. Harlequin's
body, custodians, fuck you. It's real. Real.
So real. Is that Andy on his iPad or something?
I'm playing Advanced Swords on my 2DS. oh my
gosh uh but don't get off guys yeah because don't
get off excuse me there's a bonus question there's
a bonus question give me the estimated points
value for the newest upcoming combat patrol and
the savings to the nearest percentage how many
points is the upcoming elder new aldari combat
patrol worth in the current 10th edition. Can
I look up what the Combat Patrol is? No. No.
Surely not. You could look it up. I think I could
say you could look at it, but you can't type
in how many points is it worth. I'm playing as
Hashi because I'm a scumbag and I play the broken
COs against the robots because they deserve it.
So there's a little bit of advance. And I also,
this is for two points in this question. I'd
also like the percentage to the whoever's closest
the percentage savings you get from buying this
combat patrol gotta get up poor combat patrol
people out there each one the drukhari guys it's
coming for you and you're about to lose that
really good one it's gonna suck but you're thinking
uk prices probably it's gonna be different from
canada i i'll give it it's the nearest percentage
on people uh yeah i'm thinking i'm thinking This
is truly a guesstimation on this one. Whoever's
closest, I'll give the points to you, though.
Guestimation? I've never heard that one before.
That's quite good. Eli, you just sent me an image
of a guy like... What I can only describe is...
I don't know how to say that. I mean, he just
kind of... pulling a sexy model face, there's
lightning around it like some Twilight edit,
and it just says on the side, you should kill
yourself now. Oh dear. Eli, are you going to
lock in? I need to lock in, by the way. This
might determine the winner here. I'm trying to
find the red buttons on my thing. Bragging rights
indeed. I think that someone should tell us who
it is. So yeah, it's priced, I guess, kind of
UK is what I found it to be. Because Canadians,
or even Australians, my poor brothers in Australia.
Five trillion dollars. Give me your organ. Give
me like a slice of liver. Then we can give you
some Warhammer. Let me take a lick. I ate his
liver. I'm just going to talk to him. I'm just
going to talk. I'm just going to kill him. I
can't believe the last question wasn't even a
lore question. Do you like Eldari? Do you like
Tabletop? It's a bonus question as well. Alright,
boys. We take it from the top in the advanced
section. The first question was how did Cain
earn the epithet Calamentia Cain? And it was
a bonus point if you translated what it meant.
And he said he bought it from EstablishedTitles
.com. I like that. I like that. Eli said it translates
to the Bloody Handed God, so he gets the bonus
point on there. And it says Bro massacred one
zillion Eldar and tortured other gods. Hand is
always gushing with blood. I assume that continues
in some kind of hazy rant in some way. Colin.
Bringing out the entire... He said he slaughtered
the living Eldar hero, Eldanesh, in brackets,
and also a whole lot of other living Eldar after
Lilith's prophecy they would kill him, end brackets,
and the title means the Bloody Handed God. Bloody
Handed God. So Colin gets not just one, but two
points there. I didn't get two points for that?
The answer was, it's specifically mentioned,
he got it for the murder. of the ancient eldar
hero eldanesh and that was like kind of the first
part it's not gonna point for that huge huge
huge i'm sure i'm gonna i mean i mean we're gonna
see for the next one when it's a random that's
the random guess but see if you could remember
the all the old cane statues over the years i
don't have the number off the next one was tell
me in the current setting who was rumored oh
who is rumoured to be a fallen Phoenix Lord,
and what group does he lead? And a bonus point
for telling me which group he was the original
Phoenix Lord for. Now, Andy put Carl from the
Votan, which is extremely irrelevant. This is
huge. Read the second bit. He leads them because
they're equally irrelevant to the setting. Alright,
kill this man. Wow. Painful beyond measure. Eli
put Drizal, and it was the Incubi he leads, which
is correct, and the Striking Scorpions, and he
added a little bit of extra, he says OG name
was Ahara, which is a nice bit of... I imagine.
I see spits out. Nice bit of added bits there.
So that was two points there for Eli. Colin,
you put Drizzar of the... I put Drizzar and the
Incubi as one. But Colin got both points on this
one here for Drizzar and the Dark Eldar Incubi
and the Striking Scorpions, which is very, very
nice. Currently in the lead, Colin, I will say.
It's kind of crazy that Ahura doesn't give a
point, but the Eldar Champion, instead of...
killing a bunch of Eldar counts as a point. It's
just a little interesting. I'll put it to the
group. Do you guys think Eli deserves a bonus
point for dropping Ahra? Vote in the chat. That's
the real decider. Andy, we need a deciding vote
here. Andy's checked out, bro. What am I doing?
We're wondering if Eli deserves a bonus point
for name dropping. Yeah, go on. Give him a point.
I would tie in with Colin. I'll give the bonus
point. I think he deserves it. He's a good boy.
He's a good lad. True hero from Andy. A chance
is overwhelming. Yes, I'll take it. I'll take
it. Tom Warren with the no. Never mind. This
is revenge. Thank you, Tom. You're a real one.
I love you, Tom. Tom, what's this? What is this?
This is revenge for me dropping Haribos Flow
and Colin still winning. Revenge of the Fallen?
Number three was how many sculpts of the iconic
Avatar of Kain have there been since his debut
in 1991? Now, Andy put six, which is too high,
unfortunately, which Colin put seven. Eli put
four. That is correct. Close spread, wow. In
1991, 1994, 2007, and 2022, there were sculpts
of Avatar. No, there's more than that. I didn't
like official GW on the tabletop sculpt. There's
the Forge World one, the old GW one, the old
Epic one, and the new one. I swore I saw a list
of like a billion of them. They may have done
some other one -off things, but from what I saw
on their official page, that's the only ones
in, again, 91, 94... This last bonus question
might freaking obliterate me, though. You immediately
found another one. The unreal. Unreal! I found
eight! What's the date on that one? I'll just
send the image! Yes, please do. That's the only
one I could find is the official one. Yeah, I
only see four or two. Let's see, let's see. Oh,
damn, there's so many more I didn't pick up.
I want to see this. Oh! Rigged quiz. Loremaster.
I'm putting it in. This is true. Is that six?
Wait, no, that's eight. Whoa. Damn. Are there
two big models? Wow. Unfortunately, Eli loses
a point then. It is officially eight. Wow. Erase
that back down. Crazy. Everyone's day today.
Disgusting. To be fair, Colin's clawed it back
now, so they're both even Stevens again. So now
it's this is the problem here. It's the very
end. The Harlequins famously enacted The Dance,
which performs the fall of the Eldar with ten
troopers. Which member of the Harlequins is the
only one capable of playing the role of Slaanesh?
Andy put Jean -Claude Van Damme, which is probably
flexible enough to do that, to be honest. Most
likely. Eli and Colin both put the Solitaire.
So they both get a point. And it comes down to
the final question. The bonus question. Honestly,
I thought you guys would at least drop something
more throughout this. Oh my god. It was the bonus
question. Give me the estimated points of value
of the new Eldari Combat Patrol and the savings
to the nearest percentage. My source on this
is Auspex Tactics. So it's right. So if anyone
has any beef, they can go challenge. I think
I low -balled the points too much on this one.
Because it's actually a good comic patrol. Andy
just put the savings of seven happy happenings?
Happenings. Happenings? Yeah. Get your divisible
by 12 currency out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly. He gets it. Wow. Okay, I'm going to
start with Colin. Colin put 550 points with a
savings of 31 % on the Combat Patrol. Eli put
440 points. It is actual kosh. He says, but his
savings comes to about 33%. The official thing
for Warspec Tactics, my brother, and my favorite
Warhammer channel, he says it comes to 485 points.
Really? I don't know. That's what he says. In
terms of like, that's the max. Warhammer patrols
aren't 500 points anymore, pal. And this is a
good one. The Imperial Guard one's like 300 something
points. Which, unfortunately, none of you two
were at that. But the percentage savings, according
to Warspec Tactics. is 33 percent wow which means
eli i'm gonna mix it at the very last question
which means eli it was the closest to the points
not the exact points surely you weren't looking
for these no i wasn't looking for these i said
whoever was closer and it was exactly you got
it exactly so uh i can't not uh with 15 points
In the lead, Eli has officially won the Elton
quiz with Colin. I don't feel bad about the free
points anymore because I should have got two
points for the bonus question anyway, so I feel
not guilty. I shake my hands with Eli and Hal
will be getting a carbon. That was a crazy bonus
question, bro. I cannot believe that. I thought
it would be like... it's one in which like if
it's all just law law law stuff it would be like
i i wanted to have a bit of diversity in it though
um i'm gonna be i'm bitter about the avatar of
kane one didn't even get to round up for that
oh there's four of them you found the first picture
on google images like adam it was corrected though
uh unfortunately still didn't get it right so
you know it's okay Round up for the bonus question.
We don't round up for the... I see how it is.
He will do salty. Eli will get another star.
When do we convert to gold stars? If you get...
Five. Damn. Have we had this many? There's no
way we've had like 20 quizzes. Have we really
had like 20 quizzes? That's painful. I'm not
going to lie though. it's very tough to write
an l dog quiz for two guys who know it way better
than i do uh but damn you did pretty good though
i mean how would you say what's your what's your
how did you find my performance um very enthusiastic
i think not including the bonus question i'm
pretty sure colin i hit that 100 pretty i don't
think there is other than the yeah yes except
for the cane mod that does that's fine fine we
did all the lore all the lore we nailed i had
to throw in some like other if it was a law one
you were gonna get it right so i had to throw
in ones in which i was like it was something
you could have asked like the phoenix lord of
the crimson hunters because i don't know the
name i don't know that guys they have one i don't
want to give you opportunity like naming all
phoenix lords might be too easy in terms of already
have a phoenix quiz to be yeah as well but the
name just translates to fighter pilot so he might
not even exist he's phoenix lord of the eagle
pilots that's what it is and they are definitely
getting a tabletop model i was worried you're
gonna ask the name of the new the new warp spider
lady because i don't remember her name no i wanted
i was trying to keep it i'm trying to honestly
i'm trying to see which one of you could make
one mistake honestly i would like get one thing
wrong that cool that's i think that's the worst
sentence i've ever read in my life i mean it
does suck to be tripped over like and constantly
bullied by combat patrol in real life and now
in a quiz i mean you know At least the new Eldar
one's the best one. 480 points? Did they drop
points that much? They're not 500 points anymore.
The Eldar one's the best one, too. What are Dire
Avengers and Warp Spiders worth now? I was guessing
that they're around 90 points. The unfortunate
thing is this can change in a heartbeat with
balance and data slates. There are no low model
count armies anymore, other than Custodes, and
it still has too many models to be a lure. It's
not the worst one, though. Admech is still pretty...
The Elder one's the best one. I'm pretty sure
it's actually, for points per cost, the best
one. Dark Elder's the best one? True, because
it hasn't been updated. Oh, yeah. I lowballed
how much I thought Dire Avengers were worth more
than a squad of five. Everything's worth nothing
now, bro. You must run 500 models on your table.
75 points for five Dire Avengers. This is why
you only play factions that have low model. Bro,
I play Thousand Suns. I play Wraiths. I play
Wraiths. And he's still, I mean... And then they
ruined Wraith Guard. Yeah. We did have some more
donations. They bring down to toughness six.
We do. Angry Homunculus. How you know Nero and
Virgil from Devil May Cry are played by Power
Rangers? Huge. They're not. They're played by
Johnny Bosch Young. He's so much more than a
Power Ranger. Why does Bro hate Power Rangers?
What was he? Is he Filipino? I don't know. Let
me just look up uniforms of the British Army
before 1914. Man, that's a lot of white fucking
red. That's even worse, bro. People wearing literally
like the biggest target possible. This psychic
faction is colourful and that sucks with a thousand
suns being bright. blue and gold that's cool
those are cool power rangers i'm consistent with
it because i paint all my stuff like in a grim
darky way i'm consistent with it i still think
imperial fists as much as i like the amber colors
and a lot of them it's way too gaudy it's too
much paralyzed tortoise bring back heavy metal
seizure i will yeah Paralyzed tortoise with a
five, thank you. Colin be red -faced and seething
in the corner as I cook up my Eldar body part
gumbo. Yummy much. This is nasty. I do love me
some gumbo, though. From New Orleans. Bean. I'm
going to New Orleans later in the year, so I'm
going to have so much Cajun food. Very good.
It's tasty. Fiverr, thank you. Sending my prayers
to everyone living in Birmingham. Living in the
closest real -life equivalent of a Skaven undercity
must be nightmarish. Truly. Just imagine if the
Skaven always said, Right, I'm a Skaven. I live
in Birmingham. I like cheese. It's like, yeah.
That's a bit grim. Rumble the Transformer? DS
Man Racing, I believe, for $9 .99. Will any of
you guys upload ad to Rumble? I hate coming to
YouTube just for UK content. Rumble? Who's using
Rumble? I don't know. That's a crazy thing to
ask, bro. Isn't that a dating app for men? No.
It's a YouTube alternative app, I think. It is,
in fact, just - All I've seen on there is conspiracy
theories. Is it like, what's the one, what's
one of the documentaries other YouTubers do,
is it like that? No, I think that's probably
a bit more. Bit further in the deep end. Nah,
I'm not - No, if it's what I'm thinking of, that's
like, something because - If you talk about World
War II, YouTube just sends your monetization
to hell. So I know a bunch of history people
made that. But I don't think Rumble has that
level of... Budget? Integrity? Colin, I think
this one's for you. Oh, Colin, yeah. fanciful
prodigy with the five replayed dark souls 2 after
hearing colin mentioned on a previous stream
he was so ready to forgive b team for everything
i love you this is huge this is a big win for
colin today dude this i i take that win over
the quiz oh no i haven't even checked that top
morning with the five dollars to think why that's
an important question it's boring where is it
where is it it's in gen chat don't don't read
it probably he probably tagged you i imagine
do not no he tagged me and andy oh my god i'm
like do i even want to see this do i even want
to no you don't you don't want to see it just
oh is this is this the belly thing yeah well
we got it yes it is i mean he where am i i don't
know we gotta read it bro what's the time pm
It was a donor replying to a Discord comment
from Fankwill. Fankwill spamming winning in the
chat. I take you for the hell. I refuse to believe
you're becoming a priest. I refuse to believe
it. You are not in the seminary. I can read it.
You gotta read it, bro. You gotta read it. Tom
Warren spent his hard -earned $5 to bring your
attention to that message. All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right, all right. So
Fankor said, can you ask Hal if his belly swell
with my child plugs? Eli and Colin won't do it.
Yeah, that's a question for you, Hal. The face
says it all. Hal's face says it all. I'm very
rarely. shocked for words jesus christ i thought
i had i thought i said some fucked up stuff but
my god um yeah that's disgusting you you win
this day thank you yeah bro is my hero wow uh
i hope you guys people listening uh enjoyed a
little if you will Not everyone, unfortunately,
has even read all the El Dorlo. It's so hard
to find all those books. Black Library has these
books on their website. I know, but it's just...
I'm a peacock. I need to see bright colors on
books. Now he likes bright colors? I need to
have a big red sign saying Eldarville here. It's
the fucking Eldar picture book. Would you not
buy the Eldar picture book, Colin? Yeah, because
they look cool. I would. Yeah, because they look
cool. We just don't agree on this at all. I mean...
That being said, though, hopefully everyone...
Thank you everyone for donating throughout the
entire stream. We appreciate it. Even the foul
stuff. You're why we live, I guess. I'm sure
everyone at home probably didn't get much on
the LDAR quiz. It's understandable. We've all
been there. Bro! It's hard to, you know, I mean,
I'm just playing with you. Open your codex and
read the freaking pages. It's got all the answers.
I don't want to buy it. Wait a minute. Eli's
will is win. Bro, it's so easy. I step on the
landmine. Just go before 8th edition. You can
probably find them all for free. You do a molding.
What do we have, Bryce Bookstore? We got a dono
from Bean. I feel like I won. Bean! Dawn, Dawn,
wake up! they hit the imperial palace they hit
the imperial palace don't on the fox it doesn't
matter which channel oh thank you i would hit
the imperial palace spirit has struck the imperial
palace uh thank you guys so much for watching
for listening uh again discord is open get in
there get in the discord get in there leave fan
call alone he's in his own area. He's in his
own sort of... We need to make the Thanquil containment
zone. Did I hear correctly that Thanquil is a
priest? He's in... Seminary. No, the one for
Protestants, I think. Ministry school. So automatically
losing points with Colin. Bro, I can't believe
a vicar would say stuff like that. It's nuts.
Pastoral College University is the answer. Sermon
during the day, like absolute rancid filth at
night. Jesus Christ. Preacher during day, sinner
during the night. Thank you guys so much for
watching and listening. Appreciate you all. Love
you all. Merchandise, Discord, all go check it
out. Got some more stuff for you guys next week
and we'll see you then. Peace. Bye.