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Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's us, Lorecrites!

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Woo!

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What's up, man?

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We're here!

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How's it going, everyone?

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Feeling good.

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So, we have a special guest.

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Sorry, Colin.

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Nothing, Sean.

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Colin Flound.

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Not the sidewalk, the paint.

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Just reading all the goofy chats that we were already getting.

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Oh, there's so many goofy chats every time.

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But today we have a special guest, the painting aficionado of Warhammer 40k.

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It's Pegoneko!

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Hello!

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Hello!

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I wouldn't call myself an aficionado.

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That's a very high praise for someone.

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All I'm saying is the meme video that you did of two thin coats is...

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It should be on a plaque in a museum somewhere.

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Which is like, just apply two thin coats and it goes on for like four minutes.

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It's the ultimate painting tutorial.

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To the point where I sent it to a well-known painter in the hobby

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and their response was the meme from The Simpsons was like,

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stop, he's already dead.

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And that was the meme potential.

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Yeah.

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I had actually...

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Like, was it Army Painter and Green Stuff World replied to that one?

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But Duncan Rhodes is still nowhere to be seen.

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I think he might have blacklisted me.

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All I can say is...

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I did ask him once when I met him one time and I was like,

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have you seen that video?

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And he's like, yeah.

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In that tone?

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Yeah, it was like...

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It was at like...

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Where was it?

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It was at like, I think it was at Saloon or something.

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And it's just like, have you seen that video?

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And he's like...

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He exclusively sleeps on roofs.

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I'm joking, don't let him hear this.

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Oh my gosh.

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He's my hero, I loved it.

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Everyone though, we're here for another...

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This is a bit of an unusual episode because it's not really a drastic A.

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We're not trying to teach lore.

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We're here to talk gossip, boys and girls.

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We're literally here...

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Spill the tea.

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We're spilling the tea and we've got our lovely guest here to

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bring on a little subject for us that I guess...

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I don't know if we're all kind of going through the journey together.

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We'll talk about Primarchs and what their most likelies are.

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Take it away though if you got...

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I think we have a first scenario or question.

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Yeah.

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So each question doesn't have a specific answer, like a correct answer.

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It's just like a scenario and you guys can fuck around and find out who's...

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Who would be most likely to do this thing?

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And they're not exactly related to Warhammer lore because I

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know very little about Warhammer lore, funnily enough.

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But I do know about the Primarchs.

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I feel like that's kind of step one of Warhammer.

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So I feel like I know that much at least.

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So we can go into that.

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Yeah, let's go straight into it, boys.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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My first question, hopefully an easy one.

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Which Primarch is most likely to argue with people on Reddit?

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Oh, the options.

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It's starting to be an easy section, I see.

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Do all of them?

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Surely.

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Alpharius would do it ironically.

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He'd do it just to troll.

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There's no ironically arguing on Reddit.

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All right, if you're there, you're there.

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Warguard would take the Ready at Atheist bait.

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He would take it.

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Okay, hear me out.

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The scenario is Lionel Johnson, first Primarch, the lion, he's old now,

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but he's not changed too much.

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He's like, one of his boys comes up and he's like,

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sir, look at this.

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They've said something about the Dark Angel like this.

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They know you're keeping secrets.

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And then he literally, he's like, I'm not going to argue with this.

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But then he sees that one comment, which I have the same feeling with some of you

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guys in the chat, okay?

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You see that one comment and the lion will not stop arguing because he knows he's right.

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He would undoubtedly be right.

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And you know the reply is going to be Conrad Kurs doing a quote, was it so post,

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which is like a completely unrelated essay.

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You're like, Kurs, what are you doing?

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I don't know.

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I feel like Perderabo would exceed the lion's rightness.

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Because Perderabo would be the guy who goes,

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actually, that would be Perderabo to a T.

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Or is that Magnus?

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Yes.

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Absolutely.

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It's both of them.

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Oh yeah, or Magnus.

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It kind of depends if it's talking about like how to like hot rod your car or how to like summon.

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Yeah, but I think Magnus would like fully commit to the argument.

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I think Perderabo would just call you a slur.

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I think that'd be where it ends.

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Leman Russ hasn't learned to read yet, so I don't know if he'd be able to.

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He's talking to my boy.

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Keep him B.

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I think he would absolutely be like a fairy anime profile figure.

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Oh man.

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He'd have the alpha wolf PFP.

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He'd make the two wolf edits with him and Magnus or something stupid.

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Yeah, he would just like comment a woo under every tree.

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I was thinking as well, Gulliman, but he would be the one that gets the

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dot points with sources to explain what you're wrong.

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You know he's replying with a pike.

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And he's always right.

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I don't know.

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That's why I don't think he fits because he's just right.

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He's not really arguing then.

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Roguel Dorn would just immediately like, he would look at it and you see his,

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you wouldn't see anything, then his top like upper lip would slightly,

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you know, it gets a bit smaller and then like you walk away and then you hear

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something get smashed in the background.

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It's like, God, look at that R slash building or something and then.

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God, did a terrible job.

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I don't know what, Conrad Kurz will be into some weird stuff though.

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That guy should not be anywhere near Reddit.

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Although Mortarion would definitely be a subscriber to quote R slash fart maxing.

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Oh no.

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I didn't know what that was.

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We're not judging what they do in their off time.

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That's their own business.

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He'd do his own thing and he would be in that little subreddit all on his own and

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all the other formats like I'm not even touching that with a 10 foot barge pole.

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Where's Angron?

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Screaming in a cell somewhere.

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Okay, let him be. He's fine.

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I can't even think to what Fulgrim would be into.

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Like I genuinely.

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You can't?

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It's not space for work.

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He would be on the dark web.

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Yeah, he wouldn't be like, oh, like, oh, going on any of these like normal websites,

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cringe, let me go to like the extreme where like the FBI are watching what I do.

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Like that would be Fulgrim.

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So if the Imperium had read it, would Fulgrim be the one like first comment, zero seconds,

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like grab his jeans, he didn't twist it or something.

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No, he would like reply to it.

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Oh my God, did you guys see on Instagram, there was like one day where everything was just like

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extremely violent and gory.

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Yes.

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Like it bugged out.

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Fulgrim would be like responding to every post, like one of those videos.

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Who'd be posting gore in the chat?

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Stand by.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God.

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He's got a folder ready.

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He's got a folder.

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Right.

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We've got to narrow this down shortly.

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Like can we at least come to a consensus of like who would be like.

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The number one.

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I feel like Pardorabo would be the worst for sure.

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I don't know.

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I think he's more of a man baby.

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Like he would just, he would.

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That's why I think he would be number one.

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Even when he's wrong, he'd be like, I'm correct and I'm going to double down.

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Like, okay.

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Yeah.

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I think he's like prime Reddit energy.

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My poor boy.

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He's not my favorite.

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He's iron Fedora.

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He's like, you can go down.

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He's like, no, I'm on your side.

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It's a strong start though.

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Reddit.

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It's a strong start.

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All right.

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Well, so we'll put them Pardorabo for that one.

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He can't run again.

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He can't handle it.

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Okay.

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I've got, I've got a more positive one.

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Uh, like I like a positive trait to have.

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Uh, who is most likely to plan a sick vacation?

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Vulcan.

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Jackataycon.

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Who said Vulcan?

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Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

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Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me picture the scene.

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The core is yours.

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I'm not going to just with a quaresme and empire on the weekend, bro.

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I'm just saying you go, you're on your stag do or something similar and Jackatay is like,

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Hey, we'll get the bikes.

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We'll go for a ride.

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We'll go like, we'll go hunting.

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We'll chill, we'll chill on the beach.

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We'll chill in the grasslands.

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We'll have a good time.

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We'll, we'll, we'll cheekily like say about how the emperor is not that big of a deal

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and he's a bit cringe and we'll like all laugh quietly and, and, and we'll, we'll,

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we'll be there with nature.

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We'll have some fun.

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We'll have some beers, have some brewskis, have some milk, have some fermented milk.

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And that is a pretty good deal rather than like Rogal Dawn who's like,

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we will sit in a room and we will look at the structural components that make concrete.

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Like, well done Rogal, you boring bum.

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I'm sorry.

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Now I'm feeling attacked.

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I think you're going to have the best, you're going to have the best

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Thailand vacation of your life with fulgrum.

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That's all I'm, that's all I'm about to say.

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Yeah.

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I think Vulcan, come on, he's going to get the barbecue.

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No, you just hate things that are nice and simple.

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As opposed to drinking milk and going for a ride.

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That's pretty simple.

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Vulcan's weekend.

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Listen, Vulcan's vacation.

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Like you guys planned it.

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It's like, oh my God, we have an amazing holiday.

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I'm going to gasp for it.

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And it's a soup kitchen.

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Like not a problem, but it's like you can't get what you signed up for

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because he's too nice.

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Do you know what I mean?

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So Hal hates the pork.

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Well, here's the thing.

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I kind of understand what I was saying.

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Like Vulcan would be like, let's not do anything that's not too safe.

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Whereas Jagatai would be like, we're going for a drag race.

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Like 1000 kilometers.

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Let's go.

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Fastest bike.

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Bring the torah.

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It'll be really fun.

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It'll be legit.

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As he said, don't quote me on that.

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I feel like Jagatai wouldn't want you to come with him.

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I feel like he'd just go off and do his own thing.

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He'd just leave you.

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Where is this coming from Eli?

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He had the chapter.

259
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:53,920
He had Legion.

260
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,760
He's all about bringing the boys.

261
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,840
Are you a white scar in this situation?

262
00:11:59,120 --> 00:11:59,440
What?

263
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,000
You're a white scar space marine in this situation?

264
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,280
I think if you're just a dude, he's just leaving you.

265
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:08,640
He's a loof.

266
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,320
He's the most loof MF out there.

267
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:15,760
Let's not forget Ilya Revalyan, who's an elderly Admiral.

268
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,120
So he brings an elderly.

269
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He's really nice to her.

270
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,480
And let's not forget he also adopted a thousand sun who wasn't cringe,

271
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,760
which is like the pit of war hammer law.

272
00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,400
Who did that guy become?

273
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,680
Grey Knight's Grandmaster.

274
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:38,160
Yeah, he was like, oh, I'm not cringe like the rest of the thousand suns.

275
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,200
I'm on Prospero.

276
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,480
And then Jagatai was like, I will adopt you.

277
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,720
And then they went back to Terra and he was like,

278
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:49,680
oh, Sharda Magnus in my bones, crawling in my skin.

279
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,320
And then he was like, oh, he's not as cringe as his dad.

280
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,640
And then he became the first Grey Knight.

281
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,160
All of them are cringe more or less.

282
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,800
Most of them are cringe.

283
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,720
It's Hal's first win on stream ever.

284
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,600
Do you guys hear that?

285
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:10,640
Literally 90% of all thousand suns.

286
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,520
Yes, daddy, let me die and become an automaton.

287
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,640
What's that about?

288
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,140
Cringe.

289
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,480
Not once did they say yes, daddy, let me die in the books.

290
00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,840
That is complete.

291
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,840
I can find the page and the book.

292
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,520
Fulgurum's going to plan you a great vacation.

293
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,440
Gilliman's going to plan you the perfect.

294
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,240
I don't want to be on the.

295
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,920
I don't really get to get into the vacation.

296
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,280
Yes, he's going to.

297
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,920
You have to be the kind of person who wants to always be doing something.

298
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:36,240
I see.

299
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,240
That's my problem with Gilliman's vacation.

300
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,280
The most eventful thing ever, but I do not get to just sleep.

301
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,640
Yes, we're done around it.

302
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,320
The real answer is Leman Ross.

303
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,760
I was about to say.

304
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,240
How?

305
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,040
Yes, I agree.

306
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:54,880
Like in his in his like in his like non-descript like backstory,

307
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,880
he'd literally drinking contests with the emperor when he meets him.

308
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,880
All the other primates are like, oh, daddy.

309
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,400
And he's like, well, it comes with the qualification

310
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,120
that you're happy with being an alcoholic, but I am so.

311
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:12,240
Well, here's a serious question before you like even get there.

312
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,080
On the plane.

313
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,080
Here's a serious question.

314
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:16,640
What's better?

315
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,440
Like if you have a primark, it's like we're going to drink

316
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,400
and we go have some fun.

317
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:24,720
We're not going to be like Gilliman, be like, ah, you're no, don't drink too much.

318
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:29,760
But we're also going to be like Russ, who's like, I want you to be throwing up

319
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,960
by the end of the night.

320
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,840
Surely it's better.

321
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:36,240
Like as soon as you've had your fun drinking, have your milk and wake up tomorrow

322
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,120
about hangover.

323
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:37,920
I mean, that's better.

324
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,880
Andy, I think we're coming to just a fundamental disagreement.

325
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,360
I want.

326
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,240
Yeah, I mean, with Leman Ross, I would be

327
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:48,080
I would just die at the end of it.

328
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,040
Like, yeah, I would.

329
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,400
Literally like you would have.

330
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,880
I would have a Viking funeral on the exit plan.

331
00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,600
He's a guy.

332
00:14:59,600 --> 00:14:59,920
He would.

333
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:04,080
He would make sure, you know, you've got like, you know, not poison me.

334
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:04,720
He's got you.

335
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,120
He'd like hold your hair, you know, as you're throwing up.

336
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,640
I mean, he would be.

337
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,200
I'd hold his ginger.

338
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,640
And he'd be toilet.

339
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:17,040
Nothing, just hold my bald head or something.

340
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,920
Look, you don't drink that much and not know how to handle it.

341
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,240
All right.

342
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,360
He knows what he's doing.

343
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,000
You'd be fine.

344
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,040
Yeah.

345
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:28,480
I mean, I don't think and yeah, I think we have to say Leman Ross, surely.

346
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,720
Yeah, I agree with us.

347
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,200
All right.

348
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,840
I couldn't bring Lohgald with me because it would just like I would rather.

349
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,040
No, he's going to take you to Bible studies.

350
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,440
Why is core fair on in the rooms at night?

351
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:46,560
Okay.

352
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,920
It was word very slander.

353
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:50,960
I've been on a few.

354
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:51,680
They can be fun.

355
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,720
I can hear cause Farron servos like moving when I trying to sleep.

356
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,680
It's really bad.

357
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,920
Why is he wearing full armor plating while I'm trying to sleep?

358
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:02,720
This is awkward.

359
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:05,920
All right.

360
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,920
So Leman Russ, choose Leman Russ.

361
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:08,960
That's fair.

362
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,360
Right.

363
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:09,600
Okay.

364
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:10,800
Yeah.

365
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,120
Nice.

366
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:11,520
All right.

367
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,000
Nice.

368
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,400
Next.

369
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:17,280
Most likely to fall for a conspiracy theory.

370
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,480
Lohgald.

371
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,320
Conspiracy was that he was right.

372
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:24,800
Oh no.

373
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,000
Here we go again.

374
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:26,800
Oh no.

375
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,000
We've had this argument before.

376
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:28,720
Here we go again.

377
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,000
It's probably last week.

378
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,040
Okay.

379
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,240
I think the emperor line.

380
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:36,320
I bet the line would fall in 30 K in the horrors, heresy stuff.

381
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,920
The emperor is a god.

382
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,320
Yes.

383
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:38,880
A god.

384
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:48,480
He in 40 K is like supposedly like in the book series, they say he's like becoming a god.

385
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,520
Like that's the whole thing.

386
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,160
He is.

387
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:50,800
He is.

388
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,320
He is.

389
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,840
Oh, he's on the chair.

390
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,200
He's on the chair.

391
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,400
He's a warp entity.

392
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,560
He's on a chair and he blasts lightning across fucking reality.

393
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:01,680
Yeah.

394
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,560
He's powerful.

395
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,400
Doesn't name the god.

396
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:04,880
Oh my gosh.

397
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,720
Well then the chaos gods are gods either.

398
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,000
Okay.

399
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,520
Here's the whole, here's the whole shtick.

400
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,320
Here's the whole shtick.

401
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:15,840
In Warhammer, the only thing that really makes a god is if they like they are a birth presence

402
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:21,360
in the warp as in like with the Eldar gods or other things or in some way they are unkillable.

403
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,480
It's like they're an immutable part of like existence.

404
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:28,000
The emperor can be, you know, he can be cut down.

405
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,080
He's not a god.

406
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:37,360
Didn't someone die like a tech priest and she saw golden light envelop her when she died?

407
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,360
There's a heaven.

408
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,800
In the heresy.

409
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,600
People go to heaven.

410
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,960
Oh yeah.

411
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,400
He's literally a god.

412
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,760
Technically also a black templar.

413
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,440
He was a dreadnought.

414
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,080
He was in the Forsaken Tomb book.

415
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:52,880
I think it is.

416
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,480
He has like a moment where he like he's dying and he sees his late past when he was a boy

417
00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:02,720
and he is like in lore he sees the light of the emperor and he's like I'm his I'm his best boy.

418
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,560
I'm gonna die but it'll be awesome.

419
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,160
Are we all the original question again?

420
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,960
All the boys are like, Lorgar is bad.

421
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,880
Who's falling for a conspiracy theory?

422
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,880
I think Alpharius would fall for the conspiracy that Omegon put on the internet

423
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,720
to trick his own brother.

424
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,880
Maybe some stupid BS plot.

425
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:27,280
No but I think he would like know but like go along with it anyway and then like you

426
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,120
know have his own secret plan.

427
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:35,040
Is falling for the conspiracy not falling for the conspiracy though?

428
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,240
I hate the Alpharius.

429
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,960
Like if you continued out the entire end part of playing out believing it.

430
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,600
I do know the kinds of people that are like you know I believe in this conspiracy theory

431
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,600
but I'm not a conspiracy theorist you know.

432
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,120
I bet that sounds like a good idea.

433
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,520
I think the lion would fall for a lot of goofy stuff.

434
00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,960
But then again the lion was also like the guy who backhanded one of his sons

435
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:05,760
to decapitation to be like you're slightly moving out of the range of like acceptable

436
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,000
poor.

437
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:13,200
If you gave him the internet though I think he would I think he'd get his own.

438
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,120
And let's not forget he also was trusted as the only like Primarch with like

439
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,200
here's all the dangerous stuff by the emperor.

440
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,280
He's like hey do you want like a world destroying like thing?

441
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,720
Did you want some men of iron?

442
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,760
Here you go.

443
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,120
You're the only one allowed.

444
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,360
He's already insane.

445
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:28,960
Yeah true.

446
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,560
He did make a mountain of like flesh into the image of the emperor.

447
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,840
That's kind of conspiratorial.

448
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,480
The meat puppet book was a great scene.

449
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,200
It was a great scene in the meat puppet scene you know what I mean.

450
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,920
But it's also completely unhinged.

451
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:50,480
Like if Kurz saw I don't know if for Kurz it couldn't be a conspiracy theory

452
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,800
because he would see a vision of it as like he would see it.

453
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,640
It's not a belief without proof thing.

454
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,880
Hal I have a question for you.

455
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,320
With that in mind.

456
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,480
You know that bit where he's all like he speaks to the emperor.

457
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,840
Do you think he actually spoke to the emperor or was he like hallucinating?

458
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:11,040
Oh as in like when the meat puppet has golden eyes and it starts talking to him.

459
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:12,320
Yeah.

460
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,520
Probably the emperor.

461
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,760
Yeah because the emperor's on the throne at that point right.

462
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,640
He's like not.

463
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:18,880
Yeah.

464
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:20,400
I don't know.

465
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:25,520
I think honestly I'd probably say Magnus because Magnus would think he's too good to fall for a

466
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:30,240
conspiracy theory and then he would have never been like he's like well obviously it's the truth

467
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,360
and then he fell for it.

468
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:31,860
Yes.

469
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:42,080
He thinks he's too smart for it and then like in his actual lore he literally was like oh you know

470
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,760
I need to go tell the emperor like that Horus has betrayed him.

471
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,600
You know he needs me clearly.

472
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:52,800
He literally said in the end of the theory he said like the entire Horus heresy was about me bro.

473
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,300
Yeah.

474
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,320
I was the most important piece on the board.

475
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,320
I'm the only one that knows.

476
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,320
Go for it.

477
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,320
Go for it.

478
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:08,640
Just that like he's like the only one like he thinks he's the only one that knows this

479
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,080
insane truth and he needs to spread it to everyone he knows.

480
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:19,360
Am I right in remembering he says something to paraphrase like I'm the most important

481
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,960
piece on the board like I'm the key to everything in one of the books.

482
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:28,240
Yeah he's talking to Vulcan and Vulcan's like why did you bring why did you let down the shields

483
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:33,040
and let the space wall attack you didn't even try talking to them and he was like well obviously

484
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:37,360
because the whole plan was you know so he literally drank the Kool-Aid and he believed

485
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,480
that he literally said the whole heresy was about getting Magnus.

486
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:45,280
Why did you kill your own son who was like warning you the space walls are coming you're like

487
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,400
nah lick my balls.

488
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,040
He's like yeah that's that's cool mate nice one.

489
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,960
It's a prank bro yeah.

490
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,880
So they're agreeing and said it's Magnus.

491
00:21:55,680 --> 00:22:00,720
Yeah Magnus is my favorite Primark but I accept that.

492
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:08,640
House making just double check thousand sons by the best legion Magnus.

493
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,360
Magnus I love can I get some house slider in the chat please.

494
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:21,520
All I'm saying is I recently did a space walls month of content and Ragnar threw the spear of

495
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:30,000
Rus into his eye twice and he's not even the first space marine to best a Primark in that chapter

496
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:39,680
like oh oh it's like Logan Ragnar twice Ironhelm punched him to the point where he was so sad he

497
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,800
left like oh space walls are built for the different.

498
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:48,480
Most people when they like legions or Primarks it's generally most of the time because of how

499
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:53,840
sick the models are of the primark like the Magnus demon primark model is incredible.

500
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:54,160
It is that.

501
00:22:54,160 --> 00:23:01,440
Yeah I mean it's got it's a perfect model in terms of like it's humongous beautiful and

502
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,680
way better looking than like some of the 30k horror terraces.

503
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,200
He can take his chest plate off.

504
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,280
Oh and expose the nips.

505
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:14,880
Release the nip.

506
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,960
Oh dude he's just sexy that's it.

507
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:22,480
Primark is like weird isn't it on the model as well like his

508
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,720
he's like sucking in a breath because he's worried he looks fat from the side.

509
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,000
And to be fair Mortarion's model is really cool but it's also like he's smelly.

510
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,640
We should read some donors.

511
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,360
Eli would you like to do the honors with the first one?

512
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:39,840
Yes sir.

513
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,200
There you go.

514
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,920
James Gallagher thank you for the five dollars.

515
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,960
Hey Andy I read Horse Rising because of you and I loved it.

516
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,320
Colin I love your St. Louis Belleville humor.

517
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,720
Hal you are an icon Eli is Canadian.

518
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,720
Wow thanks bro.

519
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,240
Nice.

520
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,440
See we know where the compliments ran out.

521
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,240
Colin this is for you this is right up your alley.

522
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,320
Jalexy's what is gripper it's always a pleasure to say that name out loud.

523
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,560
Theoretical my tip sticky.

524
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:19,440
I'll slap my hog.

525
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,040
Wow.

526
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,960
Like Colin McCobb.

527
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:25,680
Thank you.

528
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,180
Bean.

529
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:28,800
I love this guy.

530
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,160
Bean gave us two.

531
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,760
One of you looks pretty nice today.

532
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:32,240
The first one.

533
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:34,800
It's me.

534
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,300
Yep.

535
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:37,840
Every time.

536
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:38,480
Who is it?

537
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaking of conspiracies did you know what warpstone can't melt dwarf steel beads?

538
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:46,720
Thank you Bean.

539
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,560
I got the reference.

540
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,320
Carrick AP is an inside job.

541
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,640
Fantasy fancy references we love it.

542
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,640
Gamoth draws for five bucks.

543
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,920
Logar's culture believed in gods like Greek myth.

544
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:05,360
IRC?

545
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:05,920
I can't remember.

546
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,960
If I remember correctly.

547
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:07,680
If I remember correctly.

548
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:08,160
Yeah.

549
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:15,520
So in Logar's eyes yes big E is a god he's just not one how we or he sees it.

550
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,800
You're real for that Gamoth.

551
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,480
You're real for that thing with five dollars.

552
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:18,960
Hell yeah.

553
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,000
I mean but.

554
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:20,560
The other was right.

555
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,720
As we mentioned our favorite piece of lore that also Osmond

556
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,520
as I'm saying Osmond became a YouTube member though thank you brother.

557
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:28,800
Thank you.

558
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,680
Thank you so much.

559
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,320
More criminal.

560
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:30,800
Okay.

561
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:36,240
I was gonna say there's a meme of the channel here which is he may not be divine but he is

562
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:41,040
in our heart which is Boingob if Pegas ever heard of Boingob.

563
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,520
We never heard of it.

564
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:45,920
My god.

565
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,840
The big squig.

566
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,160
The the the lord of squigs.

567
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,600
Blessed be who.

568
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,160
The god.

569
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,520
Tried to eat the god of squigs.

570
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,640
Tried to eat the sun.

571
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:55,920
Poor boy.

572
00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,720
He was too hungry for this world.

573
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,360
He's gonna die.

574
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,760
You know what whenever I think of Boingob trying to eat the sun I always think of Gordon

575
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,680
Ramsay just going you donkey you donut.

576
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,120
Like I don't know what it is.

577
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,320
Just like the culinary master being like.

578
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:18,560
Yeah I just imagine that.

579
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:19,920
Wow.

580
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,960
Gordon Ramsay he was a missing Primark.

581
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,280
I think it was Magnus the Red Boy safely safely Magnus the Red Boy.

582
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,800
This conspiracy boy.

583
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,000
Yeah yeah.

584
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,480
I agree.

585
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,160
All right next one which I think Colin would like.

586
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:36,640
Good boy.

587
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,840
Who's the most likely to watch Skivety Toilet.

588
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,200
Well Colin.

589
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,400
Hang on I need to go through some in my head.

590
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,480
I think I could get Russ to do it if we if you know we were both drunk which means yes

591
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,760
I could get Russ to do it.

592
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,440
Well can you get Russ drunk?

593
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,840
Oh I mean I don't need to we already have.

594
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:02,640
We already is.

595
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:10,640
It's like the criteria for entry has already been met before we even started.

596
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:13,840
God that's a good.

597
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,960
I don't know which one of them would even understand.

598
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,000
It's probably Kers.

599
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,480
Kers would watch it and think it's like some divine message surely.

600
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,520
Oh my god.

601
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,680
We would tackle that as like conspiracy theory.

602
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,880
I'm gonna say Lorgar.

603
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,880
Because it's right he knows he knows what it's about.

604
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:44,800
The dude he's willing to let's just say you know he fell to chaos he was like you know I need new

605
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:50,400
gods because my old ones you know made like literally bitch slapped me you know you got

606
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,160
bitch slapped by your own being bitch slapped by Jesus would probably have an impact you know

607
00:27:54,160 --> 00:28:00,960
I mean so um I reckon he would do anything for chaos at some point so if if the chaos

608
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:06,480
of gods literally showed him this video he'd be like wow the sermons must be updated you know.

609
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,160
Do you think the chaos gods made skimity toilet?

610
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,440
Yes they did I'm a firm follower of them.

611
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:13,940
Huge.

612
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,360
Zinch my beloved.

613
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:15,860
Huge.

614
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,880
It doesn't mean anything does it as well it literally doesn't mean anything.

615
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,680
It's peak.

616
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,800
It's peak is what it means.

617
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:27,520
Truly I didn't know how to explain I was trying to explain that to people who like

618
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,360
have not followed internet culture for the last like 10-15 years.

619
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:34,320
It's just the next evolution of TF2SFM videos.

620
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,680
That's all it is.

621
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,280
It's the natural step forwards.

622
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,040
YTP again.

623
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:39,540
Yeah.

624
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,760
I'm lost bro I'm lost.

625
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:51,600
I thought Vine was like the peak of comedy and that was it no more progression after that.

626
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,560
I never watched Vine actually.

627
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,480
Yeah neither did I I was I was too young when I came out.

628
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,040
Too young?

629
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:02,480
Sorry mate.

630
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,360
I was like 12 bro that Vine is Vine.

631
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,240
Well 12 year olds.

632
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,760
I was a 12 year old.

633
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,760
Yeah it's what Vine's for.

634
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,000
12 year olds.

635
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,400
Oh I feel old now man.

636
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,840
Andy we cannot hear you.

637
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:26,240
All I'm saying is that like 50 plus years ago Monty Python started their comedy TV series with

638
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:36,080
a sketch where it was just like how to identify trees the larch the larch the larch and that's

639
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,920
all that sketch is like that has existed for hundreds of years.

640
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:44,320
It's probably the first step on the way to YTP honestly.

641
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:44,800
Yeah.

642
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,320
That was the first YTP.

643
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:48,320
Yeah.

644
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,120
Yeah.

645
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,640
So we're asking which Primark is pretty much brain dead.

646
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,520
I think it's hers.

647
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,440
I think I watched Brainwarp on Ironica.

648
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,280
Which one knows peak internet?

649
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,600
It'd be Curse.

650
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,360
I will stand still.

651
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,280
I bought the Fortnite skin I'm in.

652
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,640
What about Horax?

653
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:14,000
All I'm saying is I feel like Artharius would weave in an internet meme into his like

654
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:18,160
like you look at every event he did like he did all these invasions and then you look

655
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,480
at all the planets and every letter every first letter of the planets of that invasion

656
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:29,680
would spell out skibbidy toy and that would be like I'm the real or the fake all along.

657
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,480
I'm Artharius.

658
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,080
Alpharious.

659
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,520
And that'd be what he does.

660
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,640
Who just sends a picture as a reply and the picture doesn't have anything to do

661
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,640
with what people were talking about.

662
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:41,680
Do that.

663
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,760
I think you were an image earlier Eli and I was like this and you're like what is this about?

664
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,600
I'm like oh it's just a cool picture of Artharius.

665
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,160
I liked it.

666
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:48,720
I liked it.

667
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,240
I just wanted to make sure before I clicked on a link that it was actually you.

668
00:30:54,000 --> 00:31:01,040
Corax is actually probably if it's post like Horus Heresy Corax where he's extremely depressed

669
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:07,680
and he's like yeah he cried in his tower for an entire year after the emperor got wheelchairs.

670
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,080
I don't know.

671
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,800
I think Corax would be willing.

672
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,320
So what you're saying how depression breeds memes.

673
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,440
Is that what you're saying?

674
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,000
Likely.

675
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,320
Yes.

676
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,960
You need to be at your lowest point to appreciate the peak.

677
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,560
You're on the internet the most when you're feeling like you're ready to be buried in the earth.

678
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,840
You gotta be at the bottom so you can look up and see the top.

679
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:32,880
Exactly.

680
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,080
I don't know.

681
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,520
I think it's probably like he was depression and saying that.

682
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,920
Scooby-Doo or Corax.

683
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:47,200
The moral of the story is I have something wrong with my brain and I'm waiting for an episode

684
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,320
of whatever they're on.

685
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:53,680
I was in the doctor's office and the doctor's like oh you've been feeling down lately have

686
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:59,280
you tried this just turns around presses space on his computer and just keep the toilet playing.

687
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:05,280
I don't know if I was like in a dream or I should immediately like throw hands like I don't know

688
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:05,680
what to do.

689
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,400
Dream I was in the show who was fucking weird.

690
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,800
Bro you're dreaming about skippity toilet.

691
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,720
I'm gonna be surprised.

692
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,560
I've had weird dreams.

693
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,640
Well who should we say then who's our little suggestion.

694
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,640
I think I'd say Corax I'm gonna go with that.

695
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:29,920
It's a good one.

696
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,840
I think you would do it.

697
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,640
Team Kers.

698
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,400
I'm still team skippity Kers.

699
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:39,600
I think Ross but I don't think he would be like into it you know he would walk in it.

700
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,680
You broke this video bro.

701
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,320
I thought the horrible sense that Russ is actually like he's into boomer humor.

702
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:59,280
To be fair, Lehman Russ is like the like he's like the optimal Joe Rogan experience viewer.

703
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,560
So like he'll just watch that and be like do you see this thing.

704
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,440
It's like oh yeah.

705
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,840
My nipples are really big.

706
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:15,040
Andy and Colin you break the time of whichever whoever you want to go.

707
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,840
I'll go Corax.

708
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:28,560
Timing donations by the way though I think that some people got in on the referendum there.

709
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:32,720
And set, can we get blessed boing gob in the southspire voice.

710
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,080
Go on Colin.

711
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,240
Blessed boing gob.

712
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,400
Truly, truly perfect.

713
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,600
It's moist when he says it.

714
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,400
Don't say that.

715
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:52,400
Mr. Neolov again the Bulgarian I don't know what their currency is I have to tell this brother.

716
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,160
I just saw a betting ad for the new pope on IG.

717
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,000
Who are you betting on?

718
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,520
I'm betting 50 on the 8th.

719
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:03,840
Oh my gosh.

720
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,520
You could bet on who the new prime minister is gonna be in Canada.

721
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,560
Who that that seems like an actual reasonable thing to bet on.

722
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,400
I'm not even I'm not encouraging you.

723
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,600
The truth sir coming back.

724
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,040
Being they were the five dollars.

725
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:22,560
Curse would watch Chinese steal Chinese steal mill accidents on live leaking his free time.

726
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,120
So true.

727
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,680
I think that's what was.

728
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,600
Main event Virgil go for five euros.

729
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:32,960
Ayo how like in the haircut.

730
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,600
Thank you rather.

731
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,480
Readers Nigel for this.

732
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:38,640
Wow.

733
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,880
The new emperor's children models.

734
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,800
I think they're fine not great.

735
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,680
That's so good.

736
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,200
Some of them are some of them are great some of them are fine.

737
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,200
That's a funny helmets.

738
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:54,880
They they will never be the like the actual artwork emperor's children that we want them to be.

739
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:55,680
But they're okay.

740
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,720
They're pretty nice looking.

741
00:34:58,720 --> 00:34:59,600
Dragon timer.

742
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,800
Thank you for the five dollars.

743
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,120
Shout out to the wraith guard pfp.

744
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,760
Corax and Curse are both the kid in the back of the class except Corax is actually pretty chill

745
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,040
and Curse just shows you lively.

746
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,280
It's very real.

747
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,120
Check this video out.

748
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:13,840
It's super cool.

749
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:19,600
Oh that's just gonna be happy.

750
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:23,360
Parker something for 499 bucks.

751
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,320
I'm about to teach my little niece's warhammer soon

752
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,880
because I'm a good and fun uncle wish me luck.

753
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,800
Good man.

754
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,360
I feel like their parents won't be too happy once once they're asking.

755
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,920
Do not I repeat do not start with the demonculaba.

756
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:41,600
Ease them in.

757
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,120
I would say start with the war in general.

758
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,120
I would say like start with the with the silly little bottles.

759
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:49,620
Yeah.

760
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:50,120
Yeah.

761
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,280
I assume that's what he's doing.

762
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,500
Yeah.

763
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,000
Yeah.

764
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:58,000
You start you start with the orcs and you go they're just goofy little goobers and then like

765
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,080
actually they're not goofy little goobers.

766
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,560
Exhibit A burning a man alive.

767
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,920
It's like that's how that's how you go with all.

768
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,680
What was everyone's little goobers.

769
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,440
But not really.

770
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,440
What was everyone's first model that they bought and painted?

771
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,480
Eldar viper.

772
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,800
I painted it in Beel Tan colors.

773
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,480
We're gonna have that off rip Jesus.

774
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,520
Yes sir I'll never forget.

775
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,560
Hey what was your first model that you so you do a lot more now obviously

776
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,840
do you remember your first one you got?

777
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:36,560
Uh well actually wasn't I'm not like a veteran because I'm you know I'm young and jovial.

778
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:44,080
I I started with the chaos space marines combat patrol at the very end of eighth edition.

779
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:51,440
That was sort of like a gift but we actually ended up losing our entire army which was

780
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,440
really bad we left it like at a bus stop and we realized like 15 minutes later and

781
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:03,680
sprinted back but it was already gone like obviously someone knew what warhammer was I don't know.

782
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:11,040
Uh but the game store we went to like felt really bad for us because we were like that in high school

783
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:18,720
and they were like I'm sorry have some have some free warhammer and we're like free warhammer.

784
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,520
And they stole my car keys as well could I get some more?

785
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,400
And then Peggy went unlimited exploit.

786
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,520
Oh someone stole it from my house.

787
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,640
With a broken leg equal a mortarium just let me know boys.

788
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,520
Ugly in the street.

789
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,280
How much would you be willing to sacrifice?

790
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,880
Not that much I think what is it warhammer's worth its weight in silver

791
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:49,920
some models it's crazy.

792
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,920
Yeah it's actually insane.

793
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,080
Zach Ames glory Zach Ames glory to China.

794
00:37:54,080 --> 00:38:02,240
Oh the cheap ones. Does anyone actually like how much do they want proxy stuff that they own or

795
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:08,800
paint? Because I've got tons of proxies because we just play and in like a clog we don't play at

796
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:14,960
an official GW store or anything so tons of recasts we are fiends for the resin.

797
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,760
Good as it should be.

798
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,400
The last game I played I didn't have any of the models assembled so I just said everything on

799
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,880
the base is actually an infantry model.

800
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,200
I'd be so tilted.

801
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,200
Yo is that pancreas no worse?

802
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,200
We should just rebrand the channel at this point just instead of law crimes call it paint crimes.

803
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,800
Yeah I've never once claimed to be good at what I do.

804
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,120
Would you get in legal trouble if you got if you asked Zach Ames for a sponsor?

805
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:56,160
Hello although speaking of paint crimes the only that my first minis were the

806
00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:02,880
the ultramarines 90s starter box in like the late 90s and my mom worked at like the the shop that

807
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:08,240
sold them so I got like a 10 discount. I just had like I bought that box five times to have an army

808
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:14,000
and I remember my friend Sean painting like blood angels and my limited knowledge at the time like

809
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,200
you're not allowed to point the red that's the baddies the baddies are painted red and I was very

810
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:25,920
upset and it's like yeah you only paint them blue but yeah that was back in the day when I was stupid

811
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,280
in the brain box.

812
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:35,920
I had a battle from the crag the box set which is so epic and first born marines they're called now

813
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:40,800
but it was like I remember having like the codex I could port the codex as well I didn't know what

814
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,760
the hell was going on honestly like the codex stuff looked really like pretty and like you know

815
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,760
it was like cool I was like oh man there's like chapters and stuff I don't know what they all

816
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:56,640
do a page some silver I have no idea which one I was trying to emulate honestly um like I

817
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,880
kind of I used to read the codex to have an idea about what was happening but

818
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,520
not a clue like there was an emperor or anything like that or there are even

819
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:12,000
prime marks at the time not like just and then I picked up warhammer again like later but man I

820
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:21,040
lost that box set I lost the models mother threw them out no there's tough man so what was the

821
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,680
question again what are you doing inside that?

822
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,560
What did you happen?

823
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:36,560
Um all right we can go on to the next one um all right who is the most likely to never clean their

824
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:43,840
room? That's Korax. That's a different kind of clean.

825
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,920
Didn't he make like a recreation of I forget his home Barbarus? There we go.

826
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:55,040
Didn't he do that the moment he became a demon and just made like a perfect recreation?

827
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:00,960
Yeah he was like hey he's clean enough. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna make like a world ruled over

828
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:06,320
by necromancers I'm gonna make a world ruled over by me don't worry about the fact that all my

829
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:11,360
legion have like their intestines hanging out. I think Korra's necromancy it's fine.

830
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:17,360
Korra's and Korrax surely one of the two. I'm saying like not even never cleans their room

831
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:22,960
but also like actively it makes it worse like you know like Asmongold levels like.

832
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,000
I don't know like everywhere.

833
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:35,760
It's a tough one because again with Konrad Kurz there is the meat puppet in that corner

834
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,720
and then with Mortarion Mortarion there's diarrhea.

835
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:46,160
One meat cake one flesh cake I'm just saying I'm just saying all I'm saying is like no matter how

836
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:53,920
many like sewn capes of flesh can you compete with the death guard one word is only required

837
00:41:54,480 --> 00:42:02,560
encrusted like is that okay does that I don't like that word I raise your exactly my point

838
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:10,000
I raise your encrusted and I give you Konrad Kurz going to face his death so he walks into that room

839
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,760
and it's a room of living people sewn together and they're all screaming.

840
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,920
Yeah but that's not messy that's just fucked up.

841
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:25,280
The whole point is that they scream so he can no longer hear the sounds of like the like the warp

842
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:30,480
or anything else so that's more that's a messy room.

843
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,600
All right Hal I'll raise you that messy room with two words.

844
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,400
Oh my gosh.

845
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:35,920
Tribbling postulant.

846
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,640
You winced I winced.

847
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:45,760
I just want to think of the amount of clutter and like garbage they have in their room not

848
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:47,920
species and humans.

849
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,760
Depressed clutter too.

850
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,800
Yeah for Korax.

851
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:59,200
What about like like pre-heresy before the whole Morty got sick stuff.

852
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:04,640
I think it's tough though because some all the good primarchs are so they're all orderly

853
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,240
like they would all clean their room.

854
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,800
Yeah it's got to be a chaos one.

855
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,600
Maybe one I guess.

856
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:12,720
He's too angry to clean.

857
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:19,840
To be fair Hal the nightlords would be like oh you clean my room or I'll skin you alive.

858
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:20,880
That doesn't count.

859
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,360
Yeah.

860
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:24,800
Oh it's orderly and tidy because I'll skin you if you don't like.

861
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,040
I don't think I want to go check if Klopna Kurs's room is clean.

862
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:36,480
It is a thing Gillerman would be like brush your teeth and do 20 sit-ups a day because

863
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,840
that's an ultramarine that's the ultramarine way like thanks dad.

864
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:45,120
Where he's like Kurs being like ah just tell the labor serfs to do it or skin them alive.

865
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,840
I feel like that's passing the buck a little bit.

866
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:52,720
Yeah tell the slate the new slate or the new chandelier that he needs to clean the room.

867
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,240
I would say I can now.

868
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:03,040
Anger on because he I don't think he can he takes no joy from anything other than killing so

869
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:08,160
or being in raid so he would there would be no room per se it would just be splinters.

870
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,360
Yeah I think Anger would like flip his table like on the daily.

871
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,960
The guy who has to make tables for that.

872
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,480
Wow great employment I think we say anger on then for that one.

873
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,480
Sure yeah to be fair.

874
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:38,160
Yeah there was that whole thing where like his uh was it Widowmaker the the big chain

875
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:43,440
double hand uh two-handed chain axe he broke it in a battle in the Horus heresy and he's like

876
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:49,760
I don't care leave it and then he comes like no that's really cool tech priest get the teeth

877
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:55,760
get the teeth I want to fight with the gore child oh it's cool oh and Anger's like what are you

878
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:01,120
talking about is we're all about when it breaks you chuck it away and you get another one and

879
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:05,040
that was the whole thing. I'm sorry was that like was that Khan? That sounds responsibly better.

880
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,960
Was that like Khan slash Jordan Peterson? You better clean your room.

881
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,760
Well you know you gotta clean your chain axe you gotta put it back in place

882
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,160
because you gotta bring order to your chain axe.

883
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,720
Unless Wayne Marcus will never let you clean your chain axe.

884
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:25,520
Oh my god.

885
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:40,400
I think um yeah I think post heresy is obviously more tea like but yeah.

886
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,200
It's because he stinks man.

887
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,000
Just yeah like that's that's literally his brand like.

888
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,600
It's called Oro bro come on.

889
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:52,560
Uh you guys want to say this one?

890
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,440
Skellnari the underlord thank you for the five dollars.

891
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,360
Alpharius I kid you not Gilman he turned himself into a pickle funny shit I've ever saw.

892
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,520
Gilman please leave me alone.

893
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,840
Another goat of our chat.

894
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,760
Kabandas the mighty long of sickness thank you for the five.

895
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:16,960
Dalip every now and then I feel like Colin is growing on me gosh and then he says something

896
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,280
that makes me glad his pancreas doesn't work come on.

897
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,000
So Wayne.

898
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,720
That's so someone wished diabetes on you.

899
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:27,280
Are you okay?

900
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,320
Do you need a hug?

901
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:31,920
I need a moment.

902
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,280
It's tough man.

903
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,040
We need a salvation.

904
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:43,920
Your chat is savage I don't think I don't think my chat has anything that dirty on me.

905
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,720
It's not even something they have on me it's just fucking diabetes.

906
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:52,240
We say something about our foreheads every week.

907
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:53,920
My forehead.

908
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,400
Every week.

909
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:03,040
Well you see my my appearance has been uh digitally sculpted to be perfect.

910
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,720
I think they can insult me in any way.

911
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,400
Sounds like an alpha legion op.

912
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:11,520
Immune.

913
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,440
Vtuber derogatory.

914
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,320
What's the next one then I'm ready for.

915
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:25,760
Right next one um who is most likely to crash daddy's sports car.

916
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:27,760
Jaggedyde.

917
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:29,600
Sure is Jaggedyde.

918
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:31,200
No.

919
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:31,760
Jaggedyde.

920
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:32,960
Yeah them.

921
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:34,960
I hate it.

922
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:35,360
Go fast.

923
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,560
I hate I have to say that.

924
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,760
Russ would do it too.

925
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:44,160
It's already it's it's already set so it's Magnus he already crashed into it.

926
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:47,520
No look.

927
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:48,560
Russ has like a team.

928
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:53,440
You know you know uh Jaggedyde wouldn't crash it because he would like race it well you know.

929
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,400
Well I think.

930
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,120
True yeah I retract my previous statement.

931
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:02,480
Jaggedyde is gonna push it beyond what the car is capable of he's not gonna like crash it but

932
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,480
he's gonna break the engine or some shit.

933
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,320
He's gonna look super low.

934
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,720
Yeah Lehman Russ is just going booze cruising.

935
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:16,160
Lehman Russ is drink driving every weekend he should be arrested but you can't because

936
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,040
he's a Primark.

937
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:17,540
Yeah.

938
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,020
Ah.

939
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,120
And he passes the breathalyzer every time as well.

940
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:23,200
He's like.

941
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,000
Technically get drunk.

942
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,400
Yeah he's like Captain America in the first one was like sitting in that like

943
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:33,920
bombed out bar he's like you know what's weird about being a super soldier can't get drunk.

944
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,040
Ah.

945
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:39,200
Well actually he wouldn't even be driving a car he'd just be like riding a wolf so it's like

946
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,040
uh uh uh it's not drink driving.

947
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:50,640
Yeah if Lehman Russ is running on all fours besides it is that also is that crashing daddy's car if

948
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,400
he like knocks into it.

949
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,680
That's a crazy line Colin.

950
00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:00,880
From the beer to the keys to the tree.

951
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,560
I can't be of any other Primark.

952
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,560
That sounds like metallic every second.

953
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,640
From the beer to the keys to the cart of the tree.

954
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,600
Is it a KSI reference?

955
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,640
Yeah that's the way it is.

956
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,280
Colin you are muted my friend.

957
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:17,940
Fuck.

958
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:23,120
I was just saying what Eli said it's the KSI song.

959
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:30,640
Oh my god I would I mean it can't be anyone other than Magnus really like he would.

960
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,200
Fuck.

961
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:36,000
Everyone else is trying to like low key crash it Magnus would crash it and then he would be like

962
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,840
it was all part of some grand plan.

963
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:41,680
You didn't need this car.

964
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:46,080
See I wrapped around the nursery on purpose.

965
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:51,440
I promise officer this is all according to plan oh yeah let's hear it.

966
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,600
This reminds me of Magnus slander this stream.

967
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,760
There's only one Magnus fan on war crimes.

968
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:08,480
I wish to that I love that Magnus like he deserves it though he from the law perspective

969
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:14,080
he is like the guy like I never did anything wrong immediately like look behind him and

970
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:18,640
everything went wrong so it's like I just can't hack his like he has no accountability.

971
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,560
He can't even see straight you know I mean like because he's you know he's got he's

972
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:28,880
a nitchie he's blind to his own failures and half blind so you know yeah he deserves it.

973
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:34,720
I think he should he should definitely sit on a fire hydrant and make it disappear.

974
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:38,000
Like I just you know I mean like he gets me annoying.

975
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,160
You stay at every race every month because of you.

976
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,040
One month I say that.

977
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,000
Get new material.

978
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:48,400
Oh I did earlier oh damn.

979
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:52,800
Magnus then yeah.

980
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,040
Magnus respectable all right.

981
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:03,120
Who is which Primark is most likely to be on an alpha male podcast.

982
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:11,680
Wait wait wait.

983
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:12,800
Fulgrum is too effeminate.

984
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:13,600
I'm gonna be honest.

985
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,560
I think we're gonna be like.

986
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,880
Leave it to us or or or the line.

987
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,520
We get right.

988
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,600
Because because the lion is like.

989
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:29,520
Of like alpha male podcast I think lion would be like the intellectual alpha male you know.

990
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,800
Not like the type you know.

991
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,360
Where do you work.

992
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:40,480
Well here's the thing the lion would have a YouTube podcast called the reasonable Primark

993
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,680
and that would be like his platform.

994
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,560
Um.

995
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,400
Well Ferris Manus chat is saying this we haven't even said Ferris Manus poor guy.

996
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,120
Who.

997
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:51,920
Who.

998
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:52,800
Ferris Manus.

999
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:57,120
No I mean to be fair like Ferris Manus would be like well you're not you're not working out

1000
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:02,320
enough oh you don't have iron hands skill issue you're a cringe beta male oh look at me.

1001
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,720
I'm trying to make this like you're the cell steroids.

1002
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,400
Yeah to be fair and to be fair.

1003
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:14,800
Iron hands are all like hey we are exceptional because of competition like Ferris Manus never

1004
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:18,480
got rid of the warring tribes of Medusa because he was like competition is good you should

1005
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,480
kill each other until you're better than everyone else even Lehman Rust didn't do that.

1006
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:27,920
Lion didn't do that it's like hey he's pretty much toxic masculinity the prime.

1007
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:30,320
In a way.

1008
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,280
I saw said Ferris equals liver king.

1009
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,240
Which is hilarious.

1010
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:38,480
Don't do things like that.

1011
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,680
Someone did point out yet Pete Peter Robert.

1012
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,880
I think Pertorabo would probably unironically host it with Mortarion.

1013
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:50,720
The only thing is.

1014
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,720
They wouldn't be like alpha male stuff though they would just be like I don't even know how

1015
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:55,760
to describe it.

1016
00:52:55,760 --> 00:53:00,880
They'd be like alpha male from Wish like those podcasts where it's like you're the guy who's

1017
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,960
like oh look at me like because the thing is like you could literally I could envision like

1018
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:12,800
the lion doing his like prime like liver king posse like hey primals so no not the lion.

1019
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:19,600
I'm Ferris Manus like hey guys so I am natty but I am using like iron hands so I'm not

1020
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:27,200
completely natty but I did kill like a big like Necron spider thing so it's fine so skill issue.

1021
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,800
So you should still buy my supplements.

1022
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,280
Okay Ferris.

1023
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:31,760
Yeah.

1024
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,400
Calm down.

1025
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:40,480
I feel like we're skipping over like the obvious like Angren.

1026
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,160
That is true.

1027
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,480
He can't be the hero.

1028
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:44,960
Yeah he would be.

1029
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,840
Angren condense in a sentence together.

1030
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,160
He would be the one that's like Tony the freaking frogs gay you know.

1031
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,040
I think Pertorabo would be the perfect Alex Jones I think.

1032
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,960
I think I could see it.

1033
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,080
I mean Angren.

1034
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,320
Which is why you want to be the alpha male guy.

1035
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:06,080
He'd be you know the siege of terror didn't go according to plan because the emperor's

1036
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,360
turning the imperium gay.

1037
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,160
All right.

1038
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:08,880
Come on.

1039
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,000
Come on.

1040
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:10,960
Calm down.

1041
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:11,920
Grab the mic hurry.

1042
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:16,240
Angren is like the siege of terror being like she told you don't you didn't turn up in his

1043
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:20,960
bugatti and he's like you can get past the emperor's shielding.

1044
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,880
I think Angren would be toxic.

1045
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:25,520
Oh yeah.

1046
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:32,480
Well I just I just don't believe that he would be able to be like I can string enough sentences

1047
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,040
together to get like a following to an extent.

1048
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:41,600
It's like he was lucky that the legion was following him before he went scrammaging.

1049
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:48,640
And then afterwards it's like it's all downhill from here whereas like like Ferris Manus all

1050
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,680
the boys who followed him were like I believe in the program.

1051
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,200
I believe in the program.

1052
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,720
I should cut my arms off.

1053
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,560
I was like wow that's devotion.

1054
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,720
I should put metal where my arms were.

1055
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,560
That's pretty crazy.

1056
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:05,760
Whereas Angren it's more like I like killing like it's a bit more vague.

1057
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:11,520
I think it'll be a group podcast and Ferris Manus would host with his little cuck boys

1058
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,760
of Pertorabo and Mortarion on the side.

1059
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:18,800
Mortarion would have like the resentment part of it like really strong.

1060
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:24,640
Pertorabo is like he's doing it but he has no like conversation skills and Ferris Manus

1061
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:29,040
is like listen like I'm not he's like I'm not fully in it boys but I'm like kind of

1062
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:33,760
there I'm like I'm talked to the same people but he's not as bad as the other two.

1063
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:37,600
He's the guy who wrangles them all together and he's just like these guys are actually

1064
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,640
beta males but I'll bring them in because I'm the real alpha.

1065
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:44,080
Coconut's in Barbados.

1066
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:46,080
Fair enough.

1067
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,080
Fair enough Mortarion.

1068
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,080
Yeah you're an alpha male.

1069
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,080
Cool mate.

1070
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,080
Good story.

1071
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,080
Check out my metal arms.

1072
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:00,080
Can a Primark household survive on one income boys?

1073
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,080
No.

1074
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,080
Check out my new bitcoin.

1075
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:08,080
Ironcoins.com said Ferris Manus.

1076
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:12,080
Oh man.

1077
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,080
Handcoins.com.

1078
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,080
Primark's former house.

1079
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,080
Oh god.

1080
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:22,080
Poor cake house is crazy.

1081
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:26,080
I'm trying to get the lore crimes people to move to Thailand with me.

1082
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,080
I'm trying to.

1083
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,080
I'm not moving.

1084
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,080
When you say it like that it sounds bad.

1085
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,080
You can be a digital nomad.

1086
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:38,080
I don't have the context to mention that.

1087
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:46,080
I would actually I would agree with Ferris but I really think honestly Mortarion is the

1088
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:50,080
he's the true embodiment of it because he's just resentment.

1089
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,080
Yeah fair enough.

1090
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,080
I'll say that yeah.

1091
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,080
What the rest of you what Colin what do you think?

1092
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,080
Is Colin alive?

1093
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,080
He is rising.

1094
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,080
Colin seems to have died.

1095
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:08,080
Yeah I heard everyone kind of like start like getting all echoey and like teleporting.

1096
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,080
I think that's for a bit.

1097
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:14,080
Yeah the thousand yard stare there.

1098
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:20,080
He like saw the emperor in that moment.

1099
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:25,080
My wifi is usually good but every like you know 10 minutes it rapidly jumps to a million

1100
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:28,080
ping and I don't know where I'm at.

1101
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:32,080
Well here's the rival's of pain.

1102
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,080
Who's the bigger alpha male?

1103
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:36,080
Ferris Manus or Mortarion?

1104
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,080
It's surely as Ferris Manus.

1105
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,080
I got that.

1106
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,080
Probably Ferris.

1107
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,080
I don't know.

1108
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:48,080
Mortarion kind of has like his own cult as well.

1109
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,080
Yeah.

1110
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:52,080
They're all BAAAAM.

1111
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:56,080
My lungs and intestines are falling out my guts.

1112
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,080
That's a nice fit.

1113
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:00,080
Oops made a stain on the carpet.

1114
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,080
That's the kind of guy he is.

1115
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,080
It's Horus says Mr Mike.

1116
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:08,080
Enjoy showing off your muscles to your girlfriend when you stank.

1117
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,080
I don't know.

1118
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,080
Whoever just said someone said Horus that's kind of.

1119
00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,080
It's kind of real.

1120
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,080
Yeah corrupted Horus.

1121
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,080
That's a good point.

1122
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,080
Good point.

1123
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,080
Actually I'll go with Horus now.

1124
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,080
I'm actually the biggest chat there is.

1125
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:28,080
I feel like Horus is too much of a nerd.

1126
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:32,080
He's cool though.

1127
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,080
He's cool.

1128
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,080
He's too cool to be the alpha male podcast guy.

1129
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,080
He's too charismatic.

1130
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,080
He gets on with people.

1131
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:44,080
To be fair the charisma would work well on a podcast.

1132
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,080
And he's strong.

1133
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:50,080
And he would literally be like, oh you know that guy Ferris Manus.

1134
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,080
Cool being an alpha male with no head.

1135
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,080
That's pretty cool bro.

1136
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,080
Legit.

1137
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,080
That would be like Horus's response.

1138
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,080
He would just like, he would do that strategy.

1139
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,080
Horus looks like a good idea to be honest.

1140
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,080
Yeah.

1141
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,080
I cut all my traitor brothers.

1142
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,080
They're all simps.

1143
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,080
That's Horus right there.

1144
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,080
Here you go Horus.

1145
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,080
Yeah.

1146
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,080
Alright next though.

1147
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,080
I feel like it's kind of on a similar vein.

1148
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:22,080
But who is the most likely to start an NFT grift?

1149
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,080
Alpharius.

1150
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,080
Sure.

1151
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,080
100%.

1152
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,080
Gotta be.

1153
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:34,080
Serpent coin, we can completely circumvent the imperium economy.

1154
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,080
Serpent coin, we'll never lie to you.

1155
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:38,080
It's going to the moon.

1156
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:40,080
It's going to the moon.

1157
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,080
Trust me bro.

1158
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,080
And Omegas would actively pump and dump the coin while Alpharius was kind of doing it.

1159
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,080
Yeah.

1160
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:52,080
Like you have like Alpacoin and Omega coin working against each other.

1161
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,080
Who'd you win?

1162
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,080
Yeah.

1163
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,080
I think Fulgrim could.

1164
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,080
I think Fulgrim because he would fall for it.

1165
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,080
And then he would double down.

1166
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:06,080
Yeah I think Alpharius would be like the Bitcoin but Fulgrim would be the NFTs.

1167
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:10,080
Well I was going to say Fulgrim is the only fans guy.

1168
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:14,080
He's just like I made a load of money, now I'm going to put it in the market.

1169
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,080
Surely.

1170
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,080
Only Phoenician.

1171
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:22,080
Very good.

1172
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:30,080
Turns out like they're like oh it's all for the you know the regular humans and it's like why are the Astartes subscribing?

1173
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,080
I think Leman Russell would be the one to buy an NFT.

1174
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:34,080
I think Alpharius could convince him to get one.

1175
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,080
Yeah but he'd buy it because he's just dumb.

1176
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:38,080
Well yeah that's what I mean.

1177
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,080
You have to be dumb.

1178
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:44,080
Alpharius would rug Fulgrim for sure.

1179
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,080
Fulgrim's not gullible.

1180
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,080
I don't know where his entire fall is just because of block convenience.

1181
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:56,080
He's not gullible but Alpharius is Alpharius and so whenever a deception is the name of the game, Alpharius wins because of Alpharius.

1182
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,080
If it's corrupted Fulgrim then yeah he'll fall for it.

1183
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:08,080
You could sweet talk Fulgrim into doing it and he'd be like oh we know Alip Tyssen because of you and he's like yo, me?

1184
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:12,080
You're going Phoenician coin is going to the moon.

1185
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,080
Yeah whatever mate.

1186
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:20,080
And Gilliman is just like you need to invest in a Roth IRA or a Stocks and Shares ISA.

1187
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,080
Go slow and steady, the market will predict.

1188
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:28,080
It's had a 10% increase every year and then Fulgrim's going like come join my coin.

1189
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:36,080
Yeah I think they could like try and do a joint project with like Alpharius and Fulgrim but they would definitely like double cross Fulgrim.

1190
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,080
And actually take all the money.

1191
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,080
Yeah right.

1192
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:48,080
Yeah but he would never, he'd be like, he'd again he'd make that with the infamous YouTube apology video which is like not an apology.

1193
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,080
Yeah.

1194
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:52,080
I think he'd just be like.

1195
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:56,080
I'm sorry I feel bad but I am keeping the money.

1196
01:01:56,080 --> 01:02:06,080
I'm sorry I didn't die again, but I'm not gonna do that.

1197
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:12,080
Mr Mike said he's out of this but Zeke would convince Magnus to buy all the NFTs and that's going to be the next big thing.

1198
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,080
And he would totally do it.

1199
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:20,080
No Magnus wouldn't buy the NFT, he'd say it's stupid and wrong and then buy a shit coin instead.

1200
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:22,080
He's not winning.

1201
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,080
He's just going to be losing slightly harder.

1202
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:30,080
His defining character flaw is hubris, so he would inevitably fall.

1203
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:46,080
Fulgrim coin but it's like Fulgrim would 100% just like, he would screw people over and I just think he's too prideful to even apologize for it so you know.

1204
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,080
Yeah.

1205
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:51,080
And if his face is on it as well NFT is perfect for him.

1206
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:55,080
Yeah, a whole collection of like Fulgrim art.

1207
01:02:55,080 --> 01:03:00,080
Sure, that's probably because that was.

1208
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,080
Which would be weird.

1209
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:10,080
The Fulgrim Taurus would like peddle Alpharis' coin on this alpha male podcast.

1210
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:12,080
Definitely.

1211
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:16,080
Hi guys welcome to the Looper cast.

1212
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:19,080
Season two.

1213
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:22,080
This week's sponsor is a dear friend of mine.

1214
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,080
He's a brother.

1215
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:28,080
That's so good.

1216
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:30,080
100% I think so.

1217
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:37,080
I think it's poor Colin I think Colin might be having internet issues but he'll be with us I'm sure.

1218
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,080
If you're still there.

1219
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:42,080
Surely internet can't be worse than Australian internet.

1220
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,080
I'll add him back when I see his face again.

1221
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,080
What's the next one.

1222
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,080
All right.

1223
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:55,080
Next one, who is most likely to drop out of school?

1224
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:58,080
Kers.

1225
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,080
I never went to school I didn't need to drop out.

1226
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:03,080
Russ would do it too.

1227
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,080
Yeah.

1228
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:11,080
I mean, Kers wouldn't be dropped out of school he would be kicked out.

1229
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,080
True, true.

1230
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:17,080
Like why your classmates on the ceiling.

1231
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,080
You know I mean, and not in a good way.

1232
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:26,080
I mean, the lion will be so argumentative back in terms of like he just like you're wrong.

1233
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:30,080
It's just like the team tell the teacher you're straight up wrong.

1234
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:34,080
You vile scum or something.

1235
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:39,080
Drop out, drop out as the keyword part in it, because.

1236
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,080
Yeah.

1237
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,080
Oh man, tough one.

1238
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,080
Who thinks they're too good for school.

1239
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,080
That's the big thing.

1240
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:48,080
Magnus.

1241
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:53,080
I think I think Gillerman wouldn't like would skip school.

1242
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:56,080
There he is.

1243
01:04:56,080 --> 01:05:00,080
Thank you.

1244
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,080
I think yeah Gillerman would be one.

1245
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:08,080
The question was Colin, who's most likely to drop out of school.

1246
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:13,080
Yes, fully or negative.

1247
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:22,080
Here's, here's the fatal flaw in your, your argument how Gillerman wouldn't drop out because he wouldn't get the credit, he'd get the credit and he'd do other.

1248
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:35,080
And he would, he would get the credit and he would like be top of his class and do things on the side, he, Gillerman would never drop out of anything he do the clean way, he'd master.

1249
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:38,080
He'd do the sweep and be like what's next, he wouldn't drop out.

1250
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:42,080
He would do school, like seven years of school and like one.

1251
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:43,080
Yeah, yeah.

1252
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,080
One month.

1253
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:50,080
Yeah, I think we leave and Russ would drop out and things would just magically work for him.

1254
01:05:50,080 --> 01:06:07,080
Correct. I feel like Leman Russ would be the one that sneaks out and gets like food for everyone and brings it back to us. Yeah, but also Leman Russ in his stories often says about like, I'm just kind of putting on a facade I'm not really like a wolfy barbarian fella, I'm actually kind of smart.

1255
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,080
I'm just doing this to save.

1256
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:22,080
I'm just doing this to save face. So like, Russ, Russ has a lot more going like he was like Malkador's best spud like he has a lot more going on under the surface he's putting on a facade.

1257
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:31,080
Angra would be kicked out to, I think Horace would drop out of school successfully.

1258
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:41,080
Makes sense to me. I think Leman Russ, like getting perfect grades and like never turning out with his knee. Oh yeah. Oh, that's me bro. I'm that guy.

1259
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:50,080
I'm that guy. Yeah, it's him. College classes. I hope you step on Lego man.

1260
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:57,080
God, man. I was never I had to try man, and I was just for average.

1261
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:01,080
I wasn't very smart. I would miss him.

1262
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:07,080
We will, we will make Warhammer content you know. Leman Russ would never show up and he would just get good grades.

1263
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:13,080
Horace would be successful. Who would drop out unsuccessfully with like with no plan and they would go Mortarion.

1264
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:21,080
Angra would expel again because he just he's just yelling in the corner of the room.

1265
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:36,080
I guess expel doesn't count as dropping out. I wouldn't say Mortarion because when he was like even living on his own planet he was like reading his like tower of what's his Rapunzel tower but completely wrong.

1266
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:52,080
Like the necromancer Lord gave him books and stuff to read and it was all he had to say. He was studious. He knew what he was doing. It's all like, because I just I am the knight. I go out and beat people up and kill them.

1267
01:07:52,080 --> 01:08:06,080
I don't know in chances Faeris drops out to do manual labor and I think that's so that's very true. Yeah, Faeris drops out and does construction for the rest of his life. Yeah, but he also lived in a cave.

1268
01:08:06,080 --> 01:08:23,080
He was a spider monster and had metal arms. So like manual labor seems like a pretty good like it's like that meme of like don't go to college, go into the go into the trades and make like a billion bucks a year. If I was like, oh yeah, I don't even need machine.

1269
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:36,080
It is like it is actually pretty popular in Australia to like drop out at grade 10 when usually we go to grade 12 and do like a trade instead.

1270
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:55,080
In the UK, my year was the last year that was allowed to do that. Now it's mandatory to be staying in education till 18. After that you can mess up your life if you want. You know what I mean? You can do whatever you guys want.

1271
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:59,080
Hell hates poor people.

1272
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:09,080
I mean after you're 18 you can go do anything. I hope you never have a plumbing issue. It is.

1273
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:14,080
I wasn't linking that I meant in general.

1274
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:29,080
Oh man, I say more Tarian just because I know Annie said like, it was because more Tarian was like, he was locked up. It was a prison legit Rapunzel prison for him so I think he would he'd be happy to drop out.

1275
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:34,080
I mean he literally ran away from home to go start a little rebellion.

1276
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:45,080
You know, little rebellion in the sort of time. Are we going to forget that he also was good mates with Magnus because they like they worked together on things.

1277
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,080
More Tarian.

1278
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:53,080
A little bit because Magnus taught him sorcery and stuff. He has a mind for studying.

1279
01:09:53,080 --> 01:10:05,080
And he was like, he wasn't like Pertorabo. He didn't underestimate his learning potential because like Pertorabo is like you have a cheat code in your brain like I know the answers to all the tests because I know how everything is built innately.

1280
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:12,080
But like more Tarian is like, ah, I'm a bit cringe. I'm a wizard.

1281
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:20,080
And then Magnus is like, don't worry bruh. Wizards are not cringe. He's like, really? I'll teach you how to be a mage.

1282
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:32,080
You're a wizard. I'm like he learned how to be a wizard already. I'm a what? You're a harkin wizard. And like more Tarian learned sorcery. He has a mind for intellectual pursuits.

1283
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:44,080
It's just he grew up in a bad situation. Whereas like Kers just dropped into Nocturne into Nostromo and he was just like, I'm going to skin some people.

1284
01:10:44,080 --> 01:11:01,080
Where are you going to school? School is cringe. Like, okay. Or more Tarian because, you know, he did he was educated but by the evil version of Dobby.

1285
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:12,080
Evil Dobby, his dad. He loves war crimes. I'm gonna say successfully drops out of school as like Pertorabo just because again like he actually doesn't need to be educated.

1286
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:20,080
He literally his brain is filled with complete plans of he can build anything because he knows how things work immediately.

1287
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:29,080
So I don't think he even needs school. So he'd be like, I'm just gonna get out and do my own thing. You know, I don't think any others could survive.

1288
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:39,080
To be fair though, Tom Warren raises a valid point. Didn't the first person see Kers try to eat him? Yeah.

1289
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:43,080
Enjoy school.

1290
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:51,080
I would have with a few donors I think to me as well. Just a few. Some are relevant to the question.

1291
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:54,080
Colin, do you want to take this one?

1292
01:11:54,080 --> 01:12:00,080
Nicknack35872 don't worry only like 95% of us here.

1293
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:05,080
I mean that's, that leaves like 10 people or something.

1294
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:15,080
Hello, network host. Thank you for the two. Sorry Eli. Fulgrum is the amaranth of the Primark. Don't say that about Fulgrum.

1295
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:18,080
Do you think Fulgrum would be like Hawk to a girl?

1296
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:23,080
Oh come on.

1297
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:27,080
I mean, Hawk, Phoenician, Hawk to a girl.

1298
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:30,080
Yeah.

1299
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:36,080
Oh my god. I can't lie about that.

1300
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:40,080
I'm pretty sure he said spit on that thing.

1301
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:48,080
Fulgromix is fine, don't worry about it. Coffee grounds for snorting. That's new. It's my first time catching a live stream.

1302
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:52,080
Am I to assume the anime person is Colin Steering?

1303
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:58,080
No, because I don't network ever at all and I sit in a bubble.

1304
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:02,080
No, I wasn't asked to come on this podcast. I just like showed up.

1305
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:05,080
Yeah, yeah.

1306
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,080
I'm the Lincoln, just here now.

1307
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:12,080
This is actually our manager.

1308
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:15,080
Producer.

1309
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:21,080
Nicknack again for 3587 for five bucks. The Colin would drop out. That's a good point.

1310
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:28,080
He'll be at the 10 year reunion and you don't know what he does, but he's mysteriously successful.

1311
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:33,080
Bro is living his best life.

1312
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,080
Maybe.

1313
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,080
I think he still lives in a tent.

1314
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,080
What's wrong with that?

1315
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,080
What's wrong with tents?

1316
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:42,080
I hate sport people once again.

1317
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:45,080
Now you're going to say that hammocks aren't cool.

1318
01:13:45,080 --> 01:13:50,080
He's living in a yurt and he's happy. He spent five grand on a yurt and he has no living expenses.

1319
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:52,080
Five grand on a yurt.

1320
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:56,080
He's not paying any tax. He's having a great time. He's drinking milk.

1321
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:59,080
He goes on rides with his bros.

1322
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,080
I hate the nomads.

1323
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,080
He has more money to put on cars.

1324
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:10,080
Yeah, he's hot rodding every single day. He has a billion cars. It's fine.

1325
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:17,080
How nice is he a tricked out yurt? Who would have thought he was a tricked out yurt?

1326
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:21,080
Isn't Matthew McConaughey living like a trailer thing?

1327
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:26,080
He just wanders around. That guy is successful. He does what he wants.

1328
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:32,080
I don't know. That guy doesn't even... I don't think he's not playing the same game we're all playing.

1329
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:36,080
Exactly. Just let the calm.

1330
01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:41,080
Cancel the bridge.

1331
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:44,080
Damn.

1332
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:50,080
I have the last two questions here.

1333
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:51,080
Okay.

1334
01:14:51,080 --> 01:15:02,080
All right. Who is most likely to have a parasocial relationship with a VTuber?

1335
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:07,080
I was going to say Paul Grimber. My brain is saying there must be another one.

1336
01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:15,080
Pegah, who do you think?

1337
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:21,080
I would say Lion has insult energy.

1338
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:28,080
Can I proffer a suggestion? What about Rogal Dawn?

1339
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:37,080
He's on the surface. He's all just get the job done. No emotion.

1340
01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:42,080
When he's done defending the wall, he's just like, shame my name.

1341
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:50,080
I feel like Rogal Dawn has so much energy. There's so much demanded of him.

1342
01:15:50,080 --> 01:16:00,080
He's a boy and he does the job. But deep down, he's also like, I'm so boring. I'm so boring as a Primark that I have no personality.

1343
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:05,080
So I have to send donations to get some kind of life.

1344
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:14,080
I feel like Rogal Dawn would be a whale. I think he would give big donors. He'd be the rich finance guy.

1345
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:31,080
He'd never openly be ungentlemanly. But when it's him and his laptop, he's like, 50 buck donation.

1346
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:39,080
I'm a really cool guy. I'm a really good guy. He'd be like, I don't know if you heard, I saved all of Holy Terror. I'm a really good guy.

1347
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:44,080
I know you and your boyfriend broke up. This is awkward. I'm a really nice guy.

1348
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:56,080
This isn't... Rogal Dawn would never go to a bar. Come on. He'd build one. He'd build one, but he'd never go to it. Leave Dawn alone. Leave Dawn be.

1349
01:16:56,080 --> 01:17:13,080
I think for Rogal Dawn, I think he's so stout-hearted and just so kind of nice in a way. I think he wouldn't even acknowledge if someone was a VTuber or had an anime profile picture or anything.

1350
01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:22,080
I think he would treat you exactly the same. But it would just be a normal conversation to him. Be like, I see.

1351
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:29,080
I couldn't fathom him going, you have cat ears.

1352
01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:35,080
Yeah. I think he'd be too gentlemanly. I think he'd be parasitical.

1353
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:37,080
He'd be respectful.

1354
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,080
I like the intro.

1355
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:50,080
In the public, when he's just called Wall Builder 59. The veneer is gone.

1356
01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:54,080
I feel like Andy's got a target site.

1357
01:17:54,080 --> 01:18:02,080
Yeah. I don't know. I think you've caught up with Fanfic now.

1358
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:07,080
Corax goes off simp, says Mr. Mike. I guess you can take Corax between a simp.

1359
01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:14,080
Alpharius already probably has a VTuber thing. He's already one getting the doughnuts.

1360
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:16,080
He's catfishing already.

1361
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:23,080
Alpharius has a network of integrated AI with VTuber technology.

1362
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:33,080
He has dozens and dozens of channels that are self-perpetuating and making him social credit and also revenue.

1363
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:38,080
He's just like, I leave that to do what it does. It's all self-automated because that's Alpharius. That's what he does.

1364
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:46,080
Yeah, absolutely. He would be the cause of dead internet. He would make so many AI channels.

1365
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:51,080
Magnus could probably magic himself into one. I think he'd probably...

1366
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:53,080
Yeah, I don't think he needs to be a VTuber.

1367
01:18:53,080 --> 01:19:03,080
For no apparent reason. What's the ones in Magic Pony? Magnus would be... He's already tried something and he looked like he had been avatarized.

1368
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:15,080
Magnus would be one of those YouTubers or Twitchers or whatever that gets into a scandal because he's like, ah, through magic he's so hot, but he has no social skills.

1369
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:27,080
And so he gets in scandal after scandal after scandal. This guy's the worst because he doesn't know what it's like to be ugly. That guy is dick to everyone.

1370
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:33,080
Poor Magnus just accidentally... What's the one where you show someone's address or something?

1371
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:34,080
Docs.

1372
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:48,080
Also, what is it with Magnus and being like, I'm the master of magic. I can't repair one eye. Come on, dude. Up your game. It's just an eyeball. Come on.

1373
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:49,080
It's special.

1374
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:54,080
What's everyone going to say then?

1375
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,080
I like the lie in it.

1376
01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:58,080
The lie itself.

1377
01:19:58,080 --> 01:20:00,080
The lie or a core.

1378
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:02,080
The lie or core.

1379
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:05,080
It would probably be the lie just because he's intrigued.

1380
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,080
I just think he would be intrigued.

1381
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:13,080
What about Gullivin? He's into like, Eldar.

1382
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:14,080
No, no.

1383
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:19,080
Gullivin has a girlfriend already. He's fine.

1384
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:21,080
It's long distance though.

1385
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:26,080
Yeah, I think he has space for a Vtuber in his life.

1386
01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:32,080
You know what? He was resurrected after 10,000 years and was in the gutter.

1387
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:40,080
That man was... If Abaddon came screaming from the top rope, he maybe wouldn't dodge for a little bit.

1388
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,080
You know what I'm saying?

1389
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:52,080
Could you imagine 10,000 years of blue balls, even though it's the Ultramarine's blue balls? That's a crazy situation.

1390
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:55,080
Colin, would you like to read out your comment, Colin?

1391
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:59,080
Yeah, I wish Gullivin was in my gutter.

1392
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:02,080
I didn't want to interrupt, but I also had to get that one out there.

1393
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,080
Really? Gullivin out of an older Primus?

1394
01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:12,080
I don't come onto your channel and judge your taste. Why won't you leave me the fuck alone?

1395
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:15,080
This is his favorite. It's his boy.

1396
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:18,080
I like his face, Roman. Let me be.

1397
01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:19,080
It's his daddy.

1398
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:20,080
Gullivin is like...

1399
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:21,080
Next one.

1400
01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:23,080
Oh, sorry, Gullivin. Next one.

1401
01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:26,080
All right. Well, who are we agreeing on? Lion, fairly?

1402
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:28,080
The Lion, I think.

1403
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:39,080
All right. My last question is who is most likely to be on the Law Crimes podcast?

1404
01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:44,080
This is a bad question because it depends on the evening.

1405
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:47,080
Is it just your favorite Primark?

1406
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:50,080
I'm going to go out left field here.

1407
01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:52,080
Lorgar.

1408
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,080
Law Crimes is basically...

1409
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:57,080
Yeah, I mean, it's in the name.

1410
01:21:57,080 --> 01:22:01,080
Well, all I'm going to say, he's been going on 10,000 years. He's going to be yappy.

1411
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:05,080
So he wants to get on a podcast. He wants to get on the best podcast, which is one.

1412
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:06,080
Real.

1413
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:12,080
Two, he's a bit of a heretic.

1414
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:16,080
And as much as we have a veneer of respectability of like, we're all law guys, more or less.

1415
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:22,080
Look at us. He'd be like, I want to spread the word of heresy.

1416
01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:25,080
Would you want to get him on though?

1417
01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:27,080
No.

1418
01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:33,080
I think he would send us a lot of emails. Like, let me on.

1419
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:35,080
And that's my answer.

1420
01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:41,080
I feel like it would be like dragging your face over cut glass.

1421
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:45,080
Lorgar comes up after you, Andy.

1422
01:22:45,080 --> 01:22:51,080
All I was going to say, like, for example, Gillerman, he would be on much more respectable podcasts because he has like,

1423
01:22:51,080 --> 01:23:07,080
he has skills at like accountancy, empire building. Like he'd be on like every like political, financial or whatever like podcast about how to raise and secure money, how to like solve this war or that war.

1424
01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:09,080
Like a master class.

1425
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,080
He would have a master class series.

1426
01:23:11,080 --> 01:23:12,080
Yeah.

1427
01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,080
We'll take Lorgar because that's what we can get.

1428
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:17,080
No.

1429
01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:24,080
Every time Lorgar comes up, I'm reminded that I worked in a church for six years. I don't think it'd be that bad with Lorgar.

1430
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,080
It wouldn't. It wouldn't.

1431
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:33,080
Because at some point he's like, have you heard of our Lord and Savior, the Chaos God?

1432
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:43,080
By the way, you guys ever thought, you know, wouldn't it be great if you could just sacrifice your neighbors on the weekend, and it would immediately manifest gold in front of you?

1433
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:49,080
Like, what do you guys think about that? He would just leave that with us and he would leave the chat.

1434
01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:51,080
It'd be great.

1435
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:56,080
And then Aaron would join in, you're like, oh no, who's this guy?

1436
01:23:56,080 --> 01:24:00,080
I want to, okay, go through it. Lion? No.

1437
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:07,080
But Lion's just like us, bro.

1438
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:18,080
We can't have another, we need a balance. We need someone who's not going to say weirder stuff than me, who's not funnier than the rest of us, essentially, but he's not more handsome, so it's distracting.

1439
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:20,080
You know, I mean, we need a balance.

1440
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:24,080
Can't have Fulgrum, too handsome, way too handsome for us.

1441
01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:25,080
He's in our chat.

1442
01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:28,080
Fulgrum would be our NSFW version.

1443
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,080
Yeah.

1444
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:33,080
Fulgrum would bring his chat to our chat and that would be terrible.

1445
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:34,080
Lord Crimes After Dark.

1446
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:39,080
Fulgrum comes onto the kick stream.

1447
01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:41,080
Oh God.

1448
01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:46,080
It can't be Horace, because Horace is too cool for us.

1449
01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:51,080
And that would make us look less cool, which is obviously horrific.

1450
01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:56,080
Horace would look at the subscriber count and be like, I'm gonna need subscribers.

1451
01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:58,080
Oh, thanks Horace.

1452
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:00,080
Sanguinus is too nice.

1453
01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:05,080
Vulcan and Sanguinus would be nice, but they make us look like worms.

1454
01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:06,080
They're too normal.

1455
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:08,080
I think Vulcan can do it.

1456
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:10,080
You think they're too cool for Warhammer lore?

1457
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:16,080
I think Vulcan can be fine, because he's obviously incredibly nice and he'd be really good to be around.

1458
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:24,080
He's also completely rocked Eldar Child into paste, so he's got a dark past.

1459
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:27,080
And so he's willing to make the dark humor jokes.

1460
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:32,080
He's like, you know, that one time I did that thing, you know.

1461
01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:35,080
He's willing to be the dark horse, you know what I mean?

1462
01:25:35,080 --> 01:25:39,080
I think Vulcan could fit in.

1463
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:42,080
Dorn and Giliman.

1464
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:44,080
I mean, if we had both of them.

1465
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:47,080
Do you have any stories to tell us about the Siege of Terror?

1466
01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:52,080
And Dorn would say, yes.

1467
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:53,080
Leave Dorn alone.

1468
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,080
And that would be Dorn.

1469
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:58,080
I'm not being mean, I'm being honest.

1470
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:06,080
The unfortunate thing is Dorn is the real alpha male podcast, but he's not an alpha male podcast.

1471
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:08,080
I hate it here.

1472
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:12,080
I have to say Vulcan, otherwise I'm just going to kick myself.

1473
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:20,080
If it's Lorgar, I promise you, if it's Lorgar, I'm taking a back step.

1474
01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:23,080
I think it'd be Lorgar or the lion, just because the lion's also not.

1475
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:27,080
People would say it's Lorgar, bro, he's so annoying.

1476
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:29,080
He's not.

1477
01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:31,080
He's a flat chaser.

1478
01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:39,080
If you read his books, underneath that, you know, like the glorious facade of him, is a little itch.

1479
01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:42,080
It's every brymark.

1480
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:46,080
Eli Collin, I have a fair point to bring up to Hal's defense.

1481
01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:54,080
Lorgar would look at our podcast and look at how Hal is simping Lorgar and then want to join the podcast.

1482
01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:57,080
He'd be like, oh, he's my guy.

1483
01:26:57,080 --> 01:26:58,080
He's in my corner.

1484
01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:03,080
I can spread all the heresy.

1485
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:13,080
I mean, I don't know what would be a good fit for us, but I think Vulcan, like in terms of people you'd actually want to talk to, I don't know who you choose, like Pekka, but like just probably want you to actually want to have a conversation with and be interesting.

1486
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:17,080
I think Vulcan should be a nice, he's a cool dude.

1487
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:18,080
Vulcan would be chill.

1488
01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:19,080
Yeah.

1489
01:27:19,080 --> 01:27:20,080
Yeah.

1490
01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:27,080
What about Russ is probably a little bit too much of a bro for us, probably.

1491
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,080
Yeah.

1492
01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:32,080
Vulcan would be chill and then Russ would come on.

1493
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:34,080
How much do you bench?

1494
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:38,080
And I'd be like, ah, beta.

1495
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:40,080
Leave me alone.

1496
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:46,080
You guys aren't wearing your pelts that he bought us.

1497
01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,080
I knew merch is pelts.

1498
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:49,080
I would absolutely wear the Russ pelts.

1499
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:54,080
I sent you some dead animal skins in the post that I didn't treat.

1500
01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,080
Ah, is that why the parcel smelled?

1501
01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:56,080
Yeah.

1502
01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:57,080
Have you worn them?

1503
01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:58,080
Nah.

1504
01:27:58,080 --> 01:27:59,080
Sorry mate.

1505
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:05,080
I noticed you're not using your mammoth task.

1506
01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:06,080
Oh man.

1507
01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:09,080
No, yeah, we couldn't make it a drinking stream if we're not just here.

1508
01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:11,080
I'd say Vulcan for that one.

1509
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:12,080
Vulcan, mate.

1510
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:16,080
I think that was, we managed to get through like, that's a big amount.

1511
01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:18,080
Eli, do you want to sprinkle in some short ones?

1512
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:19,080
Sure.

1513
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:20,080
Yeah, short ones.

1514
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:22,080
Finish and tie it off in a bow.

1515
01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:24,080
We already did the Reddit one.

1516
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:31,080
Who, which primer would be the most likely to make a devastating mistake that results

1517
01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:36,080
in the deaths of millions only to shrug and say, nobody's perfect.

1518
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:37,080
Magnus.

1519
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:39,080
Magnus.

1520
01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:40,080
Magnus.

1521
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,080
Yeah.

1522
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,080
Several times.

1523
01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:47,080
It wouldn't be Magnus because he wouldn't say nobody's perfect.

1524
01:28:47,080 --> 01:28:49,080
I'm perfect.

1525
01:28:49,080 --> 01:28:50,080
Yeah.

1526
01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:55,080
Depends which primoc is most likely to say whoops.

1527
01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,080
Like that's the key.

1528
01:28:57,080 --> 01:28:58,080
Oh, good point.

1529
01:28:58,080 --> 01:29:02,080
Vulcan moments after burning a child to death.

1530
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:04,080
Po buddies nerfers.

1531
01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:07,080
Oh, here's, here's one for how have we decided?

1532
01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:08,080
We haven't decided.

1533
01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:09,080
We got to make a decision.

1534
01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:13,080
I'm gonna go Vulcan.

1535
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:16,080
Yeah, I think he would see, he would say nobody's, but I mean, he did great.

1536
01:29:16,080 --> 01:29:21,080
I feel like, I feel like the lion recently is like, I made a whoopsie during the heresy.

1537
01:29:21,080 --> 01:29:23,080
Like lions mellowed a lot with age.

1538
01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:26,080
And now there's a correlation usually in Warhammer.

1539
01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:31,080
Well, I, the, the further back the hairline, the more evil they are.

1540
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:35,080
But with the lion, like it's not, it's not gone that way.

1541
01:29:35,080 --> 01:29:38,080
He's aged.

1542
01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:42,080
That tie when Lannister hairline, which I'm sure we're all in towards, but you know,

1543
01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:45,080
I've never seen Game of Thrones.

1544
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:49,080
He's, Colin's not what anything I swear to God.

1545
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:52,080
I watched Transformers.

1546
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:53,080
He's so real for that.

1547
01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:54,080
He's so weird.

1548
01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:56,080
It is actually good.

1549
01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:57,080
Why?

1550
01:29:56,080 --> 01:30:00,080
Because I love Transformers.

1551
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:02,080
Transformers one, two and three or four.

1552
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:05,080
Even Renge of the Fallen.

1553
01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:07,080
Renge of the Fallen is not pink.

1554
01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:09,080
I watched the first one.

1555
01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,080
I literally remember nothing about that.

1556
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:14,080
You don't remember Bumblebee pissing on a dude?

1557
01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:15,080
No, I don't.

1558
01:30:15,080 --> 01:30:18,080
The first and the third movie are okay.

1559
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:19,080
That's it.

1560
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:21,080
How old were you guys when the first one came out?

1561
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,080
Like eight maybe?

1562
01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:24,080
What year did it come out?

1563
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:26,080
Probably ten.

1564
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:27,080
God, I don't think I was.

1565
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:30,080
I loved that movie as a kid.

1566
01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:31,080
Favorite freaking thing.

1567
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:32,080
That was a big deal.

1568
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:33,080
The movie came out in 2007.

1569
01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:34,080
I was eight.

1570
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:35,080
I was seven.

1571
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:37,080
I was 17 or 16.

1572
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:38,080
I was a teenager.

1573
01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:39,080
Wow.

1574
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:42,080
All right, let's go to the next one.

1575
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,080
This one's for Hal.

1576
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:48,080
Which Primark would be most likely to laugh at farting on my roommate's door?

1577
01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:50,080
More Darwin.

1578
01:30:50,080 --> 01:30:55,080
Pega, do you know what we're talking about?

1579
01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:59,080
Do you have another tab up you can type on YouTube?

1580
01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:02,080
You're fucking kidding me.

1581
01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:03,080
Type onto YouTube.

1582
01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:04,080
Is it something I want to search?

1583
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:05,080
Yeah, it's fine.

1584
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:08,080
On YouTube, farting on my roommate's door.

1585
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:13,080
That's kind of an early joke I made when the first one came out.

1586
01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:15,080
I don't want Mortarian to be an option.

1587
01:31:15,080 --> 01:31:16,080
We've got to choose someone other than Mortarian.

1588
01:31:16,080 --> 01:31:17,080
He's easy to cop out.

1589
01:31:17,080 --> 01:31:18,080
He's too easy.

1590
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:22,080
Ross, did you find it funny?

1591
01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:29,080
If you have that, just listen to that because it's less than a minute long, but it's all the context needed.

1592
01:31:29,080 --> 01:31:34,080
I did not mean many words for that to show up for me.

1593
01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:35,080
Yeah.

1594
01:31:35,080 --> 01:31:38,080
Sorry.

1595
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:40,080
Law of Crime Z is finest.

1596
01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:42,080
The low quality is the best part.

1597
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:45,080
Let's go real quick if we have time to sprint through.

1598
01:31:45,080 --> 01:31:47,080
Go for it.

1599
01:31:47,080 --> 01:31:55,080
What Primark most likely to shill for Raid Shadow Legends.

1600
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:58,080
I don't know.

1601
01:31:58,080 --> 01:31:59,080
Hear me out.

1602
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:00,080
Hear me out.

1603
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:01,080
Gilliman.

1604
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:05,080
Because Indomitas Crusade requires a lot of money.

1605
01:32:05,080 --> 01:32:07,080
I do like Gilliman.

1606
01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:13,080
Raid Shadow Legends is actually a mediocre game, but you'll get enough out of it.

1607
01:32:13,080 --> 01:32:14,080
You can play as these heroes.

1608
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,080
It's very good.

1609
01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:17,080
I spent 20 hours on this.

1610
01:32:17,080 --> 01:32:18,080
It's fine.

1611
01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:21,080
Please buy it or download it so that I can pass.

1612
01:32:21,080 --> 01:32:26,080
I don't think you'd be that desperate.

1613
01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:27,080
All right.

1614
01:32:27,080 --> 01:32:28,080
I will take that one.

1615
01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:33,080
Ten for different.

1616
01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:34,080
Trailer.

1617
01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:38,080
They're all like, oh, victory.

1618
01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:41,080
And Gilliman is literally jaded one year later.

1619
01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:42,080
Like, victory.

1620
01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:44,080
They say we're winning.

1621
01:32:44,080 --> 01:32:45,080
Oh, this sucks.

1622
01:32:45,080 --> 01:32:49,080
Raid Shadow Legends, please give me money for the Indomitas Crusade.

1623
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:50,080
I need it.

1624
01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:51,080
Like that's Gilliman.

1625
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:53,080
He'll do what he needs to do.

1626
01:32:53,080 --> 01:32:58,080
I feel like Dawn would do it.

1627
01:32:58,080 --> 01:33:01,080
He'd do it because he was told to do it.

1628
01:33:01,080 --> 01:33:03,080
Raid Shadow Legends is a game.

1629
01:33:03,080 --> 01:33:04,080
I've not played it.

1630
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:09,080
I don't play video games because I like to make drawings of buildings.

1631
01:33:09,080 --> 01:33:11,080
I'm Rogal Dawn.

1632
01:33:11,080 --> 01:33:15,080
I support this message.

1633
01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:16,080
Huge.

1634
01:33:16,080 --> 01:33:19,080
It's convinced me.

1635
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:21,080
We'll have to probably say Gilliman though.

1636
01:33:21,080 --> 01:33:23,080
Because he would probably do it.

1637
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:25,080
I can't imagine any of them.

1638
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:27,080
I can't think of any better one.

1639
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:32,080
I just let the idea of them doing an advert in that society.

1640
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:33,080
Hi.

1641
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:38,080
You may remember me from the betrayal of Kalf and the Indomitas Crusade.

1642
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:39,080
I'm Rubutei Gilliman.

1643
01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:41,080
I support this message.

1644
01:33:41,080 --> 01:33:43,080
You're the guy from the...

1645
01:33:43,080 --> 01:33:44,080
What?

1646
01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:45,080
I'm Troy McClure.

1647
01:33:45,080 --> 01:33:46,080
You may remember me from...

1648
01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:47,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1649
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:48,080
Exactly.

1650
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:49,080
Yeah.

1651
01:33:49,080 --> 01:33:50,080
Gilliman is that guy.

1652
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:51,080
I was everywhere.

1653
01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:52,080
It's fine.

1654
01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:56,080
I've been to every Primark other than Horus and survived.

1655
01:33:56,080 --> 01:33:58,080
What does fart poppy mean?

1656
01:33:58,080 --> 01:33:59,080
What does that mean?

1657
01:33:59,080 --> 01:34:01,080
I don't want to talk about whatever that is.

1658
01:34:01,080 --> 01:34:02,080
Next question.

1659
01:34:02,080 --> 01:34:03,080
All right.

1660
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:04,080
I got a few.

1661
01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:06,080
We could just do one of them.

1662
01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:10,080
Who is the Primark most likely to tell me everything will be okay?

1663
01:34:10,080 --> 01:34:11,080
Sanguinus.

1664
01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:12,080
Sanguinus, definitely.

1665
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:13,080
Yeah.

1666
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:14,080
My wife.

1667
01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:15,080
Yeah, Vulcan's too.

1668
01:34:15,080 --> 01:34:16,080
Sanguinus is...

1669
01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:17,080
I didn't know he wouldn't.

1670
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:18,080
Sanguinus knows.

1671
01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:19,080
He's not going to be okay.

1672
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:20,080
Wait, wait, wait.

1673
01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:21,080
Maybe Sanguinus would be more genuine about the situation.

1674
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:22,080
Yeah.

1675
01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:24,080
Sanguinus would say that even if you had the red first.

1676
01:34:24,080 --> 01:34:25,080
He's like, shh, shh, shh.

1677
01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:26,080
He's like, I'm going to go.

1678
01:34:26,080 --> 01:34:27,080
I'm going to go.

1679
01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:28,080
I'm going to go.

1680
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:29,080
I'm going to go.

1681
01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:30,080
I'm going to go.

1682
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:31,080
I'm going to go.

1683
01:34:31,080 --> 01:34:32,080
I'm going to go.

1684
01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:33,080
I'm going to go.

1685
01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,080
I'm going to go.

1686
01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:36,080
I'm going to go.

1687
01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:37,080
He's like, shh, shh, shh.

1688
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:38,080
Everything's going to be okay.

1689
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:39,080
Don't worry.

1690
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:40,080
Like that's Sanguinus.

1691
01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:41,080
Right.

1692
01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:46,960
I think he'd give you like a truth that you need to hear, but don't want to.

1693
01:34:46,960 --> 01:34:49,080
I think Sanguinus would have open communication.

1694
01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:51,080
He's a good boy.

1695
01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:54,080
Vulcan would give you the lie you need.

1696
01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:55,080
Yeah.

1697
01:34:55,080 --> 01:34:57,080
And then put you to sleep.

1698
01:34:57,080 --> 01:35:02,080
Look for my seven artifacts for the next 10,000 years and I'll come back.

1699
01:35:02,080 --> 01:35:03,080
Promise.

1700
01:35:03,080 --> 01:35:04,080
I don't know.

1701
01:35:04,080 --> 01:35:05,080
I don't know.

1702
01:35:05,080 --> 01:35:06,080
I don't know.

1703
01:35:06,080 --> 01:35:07,080
I don't know.

1704
01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:08,080
I don't know.

1705
01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:09,080
I don't know.

1706
01:35:09,080 --> 01:35:10,080
I don't know.

1707
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:11,080
I don't know.

1708
01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:12,080
I don't know.

1709
01:35:12,080 --> 01:35:13,080
I don't know.

1710
01:35:13,080 --> 01:35:14,080
I don't know.

1711
01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:15,080
Vulcan's going to get, because I go ahead.

1712
01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:18,080
I think Russ would be the type where like you're in a bad situation and you're like, am I,

1713
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:19,080
will I be all right?

1714
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:22,080
And Russ is like, nah, you're fucked.

1715
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:23,080
Yeah.

1716
01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:28,080
To be fair, Bjorn the Foul, I recently read the excerpt where Bjorn the Foul handed is

1717
01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:33,080
to the last moment he has with Russ and Russ is like, he goes through like a mental breakdown.

1718
01:35:33,080 --> 01:35:36,080
He's like, we're going into the eye of terror.

1719
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:40,080
And he brings all of his guys and he just looks at Bjorn and goes, not you.

1720
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:41,080
And he leaves.

1721
01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:44,080
And that would be like the last word he says to Bjorn.

1722
01:35:44,080 --> 01:35:45,080
He doesn't tell him why.

1723
01:35:45,080 --> 01:35:46,080
He just says, not you.

1724
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:47,080
And he leaves.

1725
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:52,080
And Bjorn has like an entire like complex about like, what does he mean by that?

1726
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:53,080
And he's a dreadnought.

1727
01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:56,080
He's like, I still don't know what he meant by that.

1728
01:35:56,080 --> 01:36:00,080
Is it because I'm strong and because I'm the only one who could lead the chapter in his

1729
01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:02,080
stead or because he didn't care about me?

1730
01:36:02,080 --> 01:36:03,080
I don't know.

1731
01:36:03,080 --> 01:36:04,080
I'm a dreadnought.

1732
01:36:04,080 --> 01:36:05,080
Oh, poor Bjorn.

1733
01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:10,080
I wonder if you actually made those noises as a dreadnought.

1734
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:16,080
I think we picked Vulcan for that one.

1735
01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:20,080
Is that the last one that we had Colin?

1736
01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:23,080
I mean, do you all want one more?

1737
01:36:23,080 --> 01:36:26,080
One more.

1738
01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:27,080
All right.

1739
01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:31,080
Primark most likely to be a sad alcoholic.

1740
01:36:31,080 --> 01:36:33,080
Gilliman cannot say rough.

1741
01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:35,080
He's a happy alcoholic.

1742
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:37,080
Yeah, Corax or Gilliman.

1743
01:36:37,080 --> 01:36:40,080
Culver's Corax is already halfway there.

1744
01:36:40,080 --> 01:36:46,080
I'm just saying like, I love that meme artwork where it's Gilliman with the cigarette just

1745
01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:47,080
like.

1746
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:48,080
Yeah.

1747
01:36:48,080 --> 01:36:52,080
That and a scotch is perfect.

1748
01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:55,080
Was that the one with like the Adams?

1749
01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:56,080
Ben Affleck.

1750
01:36:56,080 --> 01:36:57,080
Ben Affleck.

1751
01:36:57,080 --> 01:37:00,080
Like, Transmorphed and together and he's like.

1752
01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:01,080
Yeah.

1753
01:37:01,080 --> 01:37:02,080
Yeah.

1754
01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:03,080
Dude is not coping.

1755
01:37:03,080 --> 01:37:04,080
What's his name?

1756
01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:05,080
Ben.

1757
01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:06,080
Affleck.

1758
01:37:06,080 --> 01:37:07,080
Ben.

1759
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:08,080
Ben.

1760
01:37:08,080 --> 01:37:09,080
Affleck.

1761
01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:10,080
Ben Affleck.

1762
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:11,080
Yes.

1763
01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:12,080
Yes.

1764
01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:13,080
That's the one.

1765
01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:14,080
Do you think like would smoke?

1766
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:16,080
No, I think there's like one way to say it.

1767
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:21,080
I think your lungs would heal too quick to do damage on you if you're a Primark.

1768
01:37:21,080 --> 01:37:24,080
You drink lead and it'd be fine.

1769
01:37:24,080 --> 01:37:28,080
Yeah, I mean, they're pretty much near and dear to me.

1770
01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:29,080
Unfortunately.

1771
01:37:29,080 --> 01:37:35,240
To give you an idea, like Mortarion, his adoptive dad who was a necromancer, put him in like

1772
01:37:35,240 --> 01:37:40,440
the Rapunzel tower and he put him just high enough that he struggled to breathe, but not

1773
01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:42,000
high enough to kill him.

1774
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:49,560
And then he slowly grew the tower as he aged like, oh, what a dick.

1775
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:55,680
Primarks can do crazy stuff, but like imagine like every night you go to bed like, I need

1776
01:37:55,680 --> 01:37:56,680
an inhaler.

1777
01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:57,680
That's me.

1778
01:37:57,680 --> 01:37:58,680
Most likely.

1779
01:37:58,680 --> 01:37:59,680
You crazy dick.

1780
01:37:59,680 --> 01:38:04,560
Super, super poison is, you know, there's only so much you can ask of a dude.

1781
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:05,560
Yeah.

1782
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:07,720
Do we have some more?

1783
01:38:07,720 --> 01:38:10,680
We have some final donos I think for the first one.

1784
01:38:10,680 --> 01:38:13,680
We have a few more.

1785
01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:14,680
Tom Warro.

1786
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:15,680
Tom Warro for two bucks.

1787
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:18,680
Don't worry how no one says where.

1788
01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:24,000
I've got a reputation.

1789
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,000
Speaking of.

1790
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:27,520
For the five bucks.

1791
01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:28,520
Damn it.

1792
01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:29,520
I missed most of the stream.

1793
01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:32,520
I couldn't do my routine stream late due to how gooning.

1794
01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:38,240
Still got it in at least.

1795
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:39,240
That's grayshark77.

1796
01:38:39,240 --> 01:38:40,680
Thank you for the five bucks.

1797
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:43,360
Curse would come on the podcast and say random stuff.

1798
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:44,360
Guess he would.

1799
01:38:44,360 --> 01:38:45,360
He would be awful.

1800
01:38:45,360 --> 01:38:46,360
He'd be terrifying.

1801
01:38:46,360 --> 01:38:47,360
Yeah.

1802
01:38:47,360 --> 01:38:50,360
I mean, I'm not going to lie.

1803
01:38:50,360 --> 01:38:54,360
Nicknack3587 for five bucks.

1804
01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:58,120
Curse because he'd understand all of this and then he'd bring his justice.

1805
01:38:58,120 --> 01:39:00,120
I don't know which one is more terrifying.

1806
01:39:00,120 --> 01:39:01,120
Oh yeah.

1807
01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:05,000
Cause if he's like, if he says something wrong, he's like, you committed a crime and then

1808
01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:06,000
you just see him leave.

1809
01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:09,000
You're not going to work.

1810
01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:12,520
He like leaves screaming.

1811
01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:13,760
Yeah.

1812
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:16,960
You're trying to go to sleep one night and all you hear is like a sharpening of a knife

1813
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:17,960
somewhere.

1814
01:39:17,960 --> 01:39:24,200
I mean, like, yeah, he's like, I just, I don't know what you do.

1815
01:39:24,200 --> 01:39:25,200
Honestly.

1816
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:26,640
I had a, I had a weird nightmare though.

1817
01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:30,000
One which was like, it wasn't like it's not Primark related, but I had one where like

1818
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:34,720
I had, um, I could, it describes it in some of the books is like some of them have like,

1819
01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:37,400
uh, like even Russ's eyes like glowing yellow or something.

1820
01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:38,880
They have like the wolf and thing.

1821
01:39:38,880 --> 01:39:42,600
I had to have a nightmare randomly once where I like, I thought there's a pair of yellow

1822
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:45,320
eyes in the room that it was sort of unblinking in the corner.

1823
01:39:45,320 --> 01:39:50,320
I woke up, I'm like, Jesus, that was terrible.

1824
01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:56,720
Um, I was on the other side of my fridge.

1825
01:39:56,720 --> 01:39:58,440
It was the entire dream.

1826
01:39:58,440 --> 01:40:03,000
I felt so disappointed when I woke up.

1827
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:07,120
I think, um, with that being said though, that was, we answered some, some Primark things.

1828
01:40:07,120 --> 01:40:11,480
I think we got no more about Primark, but unfortunately too much about ourselves this

1829
01:40:11,480 --> 01:40:12,480
episode.

1830
01:40:12,480 --> 01:40:16,240
Thank you for joining us on this one.

1831
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:17,240
Thank you.

1832
01:40:17,240 --> 01:40:18,240
Uh, thank you for the prompt.

1833
01:40:18,240 --> 01:40:19,240
Thank you very much.

1834
01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:20,240
Appreciate it.

1835
01:40:20,240 --> 01:40:26,160
Uh, we should do, um, we did it before slightly, which was, um, peachy tips did a rating of

1836
01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:32,160
our models and we should do something because we have some, I say the rest of the boys here.

1837
01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:33,440
You know what we could do?

1838
01:40:33,440 --> 01:40:40,560
We could all paint a mini and then you guys could come on my stream.

1839
01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:43,480
We could paint, do a painting challenge.

1840
01:40:43,480 --> 01:40:45,640
That'd be very fun.

1841
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:50,280
How, how, how many, how many, don't do that.

1842
01:40:50,280 --> 01:40:51,280
Don't do that.

1843
01:40:51,280 --> 01:40:52,280
Don't invite him.

1844
01:40:52,280 --> 01:40:53,280
Don't invite him.

1845
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:55,840
Somehow that guy, that guy's an asshole.

1846
01:40:55,840 --> 01:40:57,880
He always wins.

1847
01:40:57,880 --> 01:41:05,160
Oh, P G I didn't mean to, I only spent two minutes on this, but do you see how, do you

1848
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:09,800
see how the coral reflects off of the rustic metal of my iron hands of Ferros?

1849
01:41:09,800 --> 01:41:12,720
Oh, it only took me an afternoon, but it's really good.

1850
01:41:12,720 --> 01:41:16,200
He can, he can only use it.

1851
01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:18,480
Oh yeah.

1852
01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:19,480
He's doing the thing.

1853
01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:20,480
I can't see it.

1854
01:41:20,480 --> 01:41:21,480
Focus on that.

1855
01:41:21,480 --> 01:41:22,480
Is it too small?

1856
01:41:22,480 --> 01:41:23,480
But it's very pretty.

1857
01:41:23,480 --> 01:41:30,480
I have my vote as well, which is like really put it away, put it away.

1858
01:41:30,480 --> 01:41:31,480
Hold on.

1859
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:41,600
So that, that, that was, that was law crimes.

1860
01:41:41,600 --> 01:41:42,880
Everyone.

1861
01:41:42,880 --> 01:41:44,760
We hope you had a lovely time, Pega.

1862
01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:49,480
It was great to have you on the podcast.

1863
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:53,440
But for everyone who's watching, we hope you had a lovely time too.

1864
01:41:53,440 --> 01:41:54,440
Watch Transformers.

1865
01:41:54,440 --> 01:41:55,440
We have some more guest lines.

1866
01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:56,440
Don't watch, don't watch Transformers.

1867
01:41:56,440 --> 01:41:57,440
The third one is good.

1868
01:41:57,440 --> 01:41:58,440
The third one is good.

1869
01:41:58,440 --> 01:41:59,440
Don't watch Transformers.

1870
01:41:59,440 --> 01:42:00,440
Fuck you.

1871
01:42:00,440 --> 01:42:01,440
It's not a bad show.

1872
01:42:01,440 --> 01:42:02,440
It's a good movie.

1873
01:42:02,440 --> 01:42:03,440
It's bad.

1874
01:42:03,440 --> 01:42:04,440
It actually helped for this.

1875
01:42:04,440 --> 01:42:05,440
Anyway.

1876
01:42:05,440 --> 01:42:07,560
Wait, can I ask, hold on.

1877
01:42:07,560 --> 01:42:10,320
Am I the first female on your podcast?

1878
01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:11,320
Female.

1879
01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:12,320
Female.

1880
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:13,320
Yeah.

1881
01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:14,320
Damn.

1882
01:42:14,320 --> 01:42:15,320
Yes.

1883
01:42:15,320 --> 01:42:18,960
I noticed the chat was going a little, a little crazy.

1884
01:42:18,960 --> 01:42:20,960
They're like, oh, woman?

1885
01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:27,880
Oh, I mean the stuff they say about us, there's a, there's a guy who stares like he's, oh,

1886
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:30,200
he's begging me to say the N word every street.

1887
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:31,720
That's the level we're at.

1888
01:42:31,720 --> 01:42:34,040
So I wouldn't bring that up with you.

1889
01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:35,040
No one.

1890
01:42:35,040 --> 01:42:36,040
Yeah.

1891
01:42:36,040 --> 01:42:37,040
I mean, it's all right.

1892
01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:38,040
I'm not actually a woman.

1893
01:42:38,040 --> 01:42:41,040
All Vtubers are men with voice filters.

1894
01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:45,400
You heard it here first, folks.

1895
01:42:45,400 --> 01:42:49,800
You heard the, the, the authority on all Vtubers ever.

1896
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:55,480
But we hope you all had a lovely time.

1897
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:56,480
We had a good time.

1898
01:42:56,480 --> 01:42:57,480
It was good fun.

1899
01:42:57,480 --> 01:42:59,840
It's always good fun to talk about Primarks.

1900
01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:03,480
And we hope to see you again next week where we will talk about other stuff.

1901
01:43:03,480 --> 01:43:05,480
But anyway, thanks everyone.

1902
01:43:05,480 --> 01:43:06,480
Bye bye.

1903
01:43:06,480 --> 01:43:07,480
Bye everyone.

1904
01:43:07,480 --> 01:43:08,480
Bye nerds.