Hal with a Samus is the man besides you, Samus sharts on Lenin in state.
Vine boom noise. Samus is Skylar White yo, vine boom noise.
Followed up with it is illegal in the UK to feed a horse whilst on a carriage.
Wow. That's true. You can't feed a horse.
Is it actually?
I know what I'm doing this weekend. I'm gonna find a horse and a carriage.
I swear Hal is the funniest guy Hal knows.
Let me guess, Hal do you watch a lot of QI and just go like this is my personality?
No, I work too much alone.
You're gonna give too much time to think.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. It's Law Crimes.
Yay!
The day before Valentine's Day.
That's why we're not doing it tomorrow, I forgot.
Some of us are selfish and have significant others.
We're actually playing D&D on Valentine's Day.
That sounds amazing.
The speed that Eli Chippen like, yes I have a wife, I have things to do.
Throw that out there.
Also the youngest of all of us.
Welcome everyone, it's your boys, Law Crimes.
Shout out to the live people who are here on usually Friday, but Thursday night.
We have all the people in the chat, we love you. Welcome aboard.
And for those who are just audio listeners, we've got a bit of a treat today because you never thought this would happen.
You never thought, my goodness, Mr. I've never read a Horace Heresy book.
You aren't gonna believe it.
Would you like to explain Colin, or justify yourself?
Well, for something Hal requested of me, I will say no more on it.
I have read, finally, a Horace Heresy book, Horace Rising.
You know, I will say it was a good book.
I will also say in true me fashion, I'm probably not gonna read anymore until I'm asked of it again.
But, you know, I didn't hate the book.
I listened to it. It was a solid experience.
I would say I like it more because of the next two books, because then you see so many like...
It's like if you say, you know, I really like Fellowship of the Ring, but the whole Lord of the Rings package.
Like it puts things earlier into context and make you need it more.
So, I mean, we're ready for this one.
Colin, rightfully said he's not gonna have to do this now because he has ticked this box off.
And I know it was just funny because Colin previously, if anyone would check out our previous episodes on quizzes,
Colin has, I think, run the Empire of Man episode and therefore didn't get to answer anything about Empire of Man.
But we got now.
Are we ready for this?
I want to tell Chad about my lunch because I think they'll like it.
Oh, yeah.
I came home from my workout because I've been talking on Discord for like an hour and I'm really late.
I didn't have time and I have no rice.
So I got my cold beef out of the fridge and cold ramen or uncooked ramen noodles for lunch.
So that's what I'm telling down on today.
I mean, look, as long as the beef is cooked, you know, that's...
Yeah, cooked cold beef. Look at that nice fat right there. Nice marble fat.
God, it's disgusting.
It's tasty.
It is tasty.
That's the man from the UK.
Oh, there we go.
You want to have like sprinkles, sprouts and beans.
Eli, we're not on a versus today. Chill.
I saw a video of your Canadian cuisine.
I don't even know.
Poutine.
You know what we call it in the UK?
It's called chips, cheese and gravy.
Yeah, chips. All right, pal. Eat your lays and gravy.
Whatever you say.
Laser chips.
I saw...
What a chip is, is a discussion for another time.
I saw a video today of a British bloke ordering a spud and he was asking for like poo and diarrhea to be put on and stuff like that.
I don't know. That was just something that I thought of. It was funny.
Poo and diarrhea, not just poo.
Do you guys have potatoes?
Moving on.
Okay, whatever.
We have potatoes.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, like to go to the... Is there like a potato store where they put things on your potato?
I mean, there are like baked potato like vendors.
Eli, why do you think Ireland didn't have potatoes for a bit?
Who do you think took them?
Don't get me started on Jersey on their Jersey Royals. Oh, look at us. We're good at cooking. We made potatoes. Just put them in the ground. Leave them alone.
Well, this is for people who came for their Warhammer content.
You sick individuals.
Today is a Horus Rising quiz. If you were playing along, well, they knew the answers.
Obviously, we will not be reading us those who are playing, but feel free to play along if you want to.
Obviously, be aware there will be spoilers for stuff, but it's also to test your knowledge.
This book is what, 2005? Horus Rising? It's been out a little while.
Good book, though. Colin, are you ready to make my Horus Rise?
I am. Oh, hello, Dutch. Dutch, I'm going to send you horrors if you keep saying if you keep acting up.
I have more horrors.
Bruh. All right. We're ready for round one, then. All right. Well, like I said, well, like I briefly mentioned at the start, you know, we've got the classic easy medium hard, but it is also me and Andy's here.
So for some people, it might be easy, easy, slightly less easy. As for I read this book literally 10 years ago, you know, I make no promises.
Another lose for the OG.
So, but you know that let's get into it. So yeah, you know, we're, we're going to start easy as we can.
What line does the book start with?
Oh, I mean, this bloody iconic.
And one bonus point.
If you have if you give me the line of the funny comment that we spent about 30 minutes straight laughing at on that video that I've just of Horus just farting.
Oh, wait, what?
I want your video. What? Hmm. What? Maybe, maybe I know exactly what he's talking about brother.
You know, you know, you know, no bonus point, but I will put that video.
Do it. Do it.
While I spell a basic word wrong. This is truly the worst day.
I literally cannot spell the.
I also come up to 35,000 words can't spell a single one of them.
For if my voice is it very satisfying now but later, I have been recording up a whole whole ass Dante video. And my god that poor poor man.
Just let it go man. Let him rest.
Oh goodness. All right. All of the answer. Jesus Christ, Dutch.
He sent me something which you know I will I'll gracefully put into the general
thank you.
How goons and Nick avocado. What does the answers are all in and sure enough you all got it right.
I was there the day Horace slew the emperor. That's one point for you all.
Andy or how and I think Eli was on it.
But you know, we won't make that a bonus point. I was there the day Horace shat himself was.
I still laugh when I think of that. I was there the day Horace shot himself.
And thank you, Logan.
To do a poopy. Oh no, Horace. No.
Anyway, all right. One point for everyone.
Primark turds like death of like a special toilet or is it just they don't do it.
Dude, I mean, I mean they have to like, sure.
I just, it just reminds me of the sad story of, you know, Andre the giant, who the wrestler,
he was gigantic.
He had to go toilet in baths and such because normal toilets were too small.
It's sad.
Damn.
Well, now I'm depressed.
It's not a blessing to be big.
Okay.
Next question.
Oh my God.
Yeah. Next question. Let's move it along.
Question two.
What did Arabist steal from the Interrex that sparked conflict?
And indeed, you'd argue started the entire heresy.
Did he steal rhythm?
Yeah, he, the Interrex had no groove after this.
And that's why they couldn't.
And I put a long answer because otherwise I'm going to get people in the chat.
Actually, actually, where's the stretch tool and for Topia.
Can somebody tell me in the chat?
Yeah, I suppose I did forget part of the last answer.
I was also sent a picture of a inflated horse.
Put it in the chat. Let's have a look.
Yeah.
Could you do the rest of the quiz in Tucker Carlson's voice?
I don't know how to do that.
So no.
And watch this two and a half minute tutorial while we do the quiz.
What is going on?
What is happening?
Eli is getting devious.
The answers are all in.
Another right on everyone.
We got a.
Well, you know what?
Al gave just a nice clean answer.
The kind of bracket and a theme.
I wasn't looking for kind of bracket, but you know, you sent it in.
I appreciate that.
Because it's more than one and a theme.
Yeah.
But they break it up.
I would have just lived with anything, but you know, the kind of bracket, you and Andy
both were nice and included at all.
Andy went above and beyond, of course, kind of bracket and a theme sword parentheses became
a dagger later called an a themis.
Yeah.
And then they break it down.
And then Eli, they broke the sword into daggers.
Yeah.
And then Eli sent poo poo pee pee cum knife and a theme, which, you know, I'll count it.
I guess we're on a strong start for 10 minutes into the episode.
Yeah.
I mean, everyone's got strong points.
No one's missed one.
And then for the last of the easy section, what's the name of the fat drunken remembrance
or it's not kicked out of him due to him saying the Imperium would fall one day.
I think it's a guy and you know, this name, I'm not going to worry about how to spell
it.
I had to look him up so I knew how to spell it.
He get he you should read the next book because he has a plot line.
This guy, he has a plot line.
All right.
Just waiting on one answer and it's coming in now.
I'm excited to see what what abomination is in trouble for staring at you for 80 kilos
and the others are in.
We have someone in the chat said his name was Andy.
Thanks very much.
Wow.
Thanks.
We've got a we have Helen Andy with the right answer.
Ignace carcassi.
I don't know, but I think between your two answers and how I spelled it, we have three
different ways to spell carcassi.
And for Eli, unfortunately, you don't get a point for crazy.
I don't know, bro.
Big King Dave smoking big dogs in Amish land.
Is that the Fortnite airsoft fatty?
No, I don't think so.
It's a different guy.
It's big King Dave.
He looks like airsoft fatty.
Why am I thinking of the oh my God, Jesus Christ, I'm Jesus Christ.
He lifted the kid up and people were throwing stuff.
The kid trying to take him away.
What's that from again?
I think it's from the only cartoon.
Oh, it's so funny.
I do.
I was like, no stops.
No, no.
The hammer is real.
And Dutch has also now sent me a King Day.
Good man, Dutch.
Good man, bro.
People with that.
The is a weird existence.
This is what we do.
We got the final tally.
Three points for Hal and Andy and two for Eli.
We're going to move on to the medium round.
How's everyone feeling?
Pretty confident going well.
I'm hoping to at least match Andy on this one.
Because I'm like, Andy's going to know that the back of his hand.
I know how to do this.
Well, you're tied for now still.
And Eli's only one point behind, so we can get there.
For medium now, we're going to move on.
What looms over Carcassie during the speech about how 6319 was to be rebuilt?
Something's just towering over.
He notices.
Oh, okay.
What was the question?
Who looms over who?
There's a speech that the remembrance of Carcassie's.
Listening in on about us, the planet they conquered with the fake Imperium is going
to be rebuilt.
And during that, he notices something just looming over him in the crowd.
Is it obesity?
It is not.
I think that's just him.
Yeah, poor guy has, you know, like he probably says in the book, he what he wanders around
places.
I think he just waddles and I think that's cuter.
Shout out to my boy, the audio book does such a good job of that because he's like, hello,
and he's such like, he's like a real smarmy idiot.
Gotta love this guy.
I don't know about this one.
Because I'm wondering, is it a person or is it a thing?
I can give.
I'm already excited.
Can I have a hint, please?
It's not a person.
I'm going to go with something kind of generic because I don't know.
I told you Dutch.
I told you I had more horse.
I'm gonna I can already I haven't even checked yet, but I want to see if thank all this said
something diabolical while I'm doing this quiz, because I know brother who is sending
me messages about does your girlfriend know about me?
Like, what do you mean?
Thank all no.
The day that happens, that's the day I literally it's over.
I ended all the speaking of over the answers are in and only hell got this one right.
I don't know if it was specifically that one, but it was a Titan just looming over and it
kind of threw him like he was wondering, like, is this thing going to turn on?
I mean, I'll take it.
It was the thing he said looming over.
I honestly don't remember if that was in the book.
I just thought what they have that's really big and it's probably not a ship.
I thought it was like a character.
He's talking all of a sudden and it's just like Abaddon's there and he looks he doesn't
realize that he just like.
Oh, yeah, sneaking up on me.
Yeah, Abaddon almost beats him to death.
That's in the next book.
As for Andy, he gave, you know, a solid guess and Imperial Aquila.
They do make those pretty big sometimes, but was not it.
Eli Abaddon, I guess, Big King Dave again.
I'm afraid, sir, that is not a point.
It's the next book.
You think you have on literally looms over him the next book.
They say quite close.
For the next book, that would have been a point.
Unfortunately, this is not the next book.
It's so you should read it snarls with rain because it was the big doink in Amish land.
That's what it was.
Question two.
Christ.
Question two.
What does you Frady Keeler do when confronted by the possessed Jubal?
What is her immediate reaction?
OK, so it's not immediately fast track to like to Denny's on a.
No, it was not.
She immediately ran to.
All right.
To you, big boy.
This is right after.
I think I'm not going to commit and think I'm not going to commit and say that out loud.
You're sorely mistaken.
We were.
Someone literally gets their head bitten off and they just before that in the scene.
I forget it's been a while since we do this.
We usually read them at the end.
So I should probably go, you know, we'll just get to the next question and then do that.
And then, oh, yes.
OK.
So next question, then.
Final question of medium.
What does Horace think the emperor is attempting to do since he left for Tara?
He has when he's explaining stuff to Garville, Logan, he says, I think Biggie is doing this.
I can give another hit.
It's been like two years since I've read the book.
Is there some leeway on this one just because it's kind of this one?
There's like there's some leeway.
It's not you know, I don't need line for line.
This explanation just like a something just like in the ballpark.
Can we have a hint?
It has to do with the warp.
And it's not to do with like anything cutesy like he's setting up, you know, a nice day
trip for dad and the boys.
It's not his custody time.
I don't know this.
I'm just going to go with.
Nor is it defecating a bathtub in the wall.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even I wish I didn't know that now.
My life is completely altered.
All right.
Answers are in.
So we jumped ahead a bit.
So there's two questions to read out now.
You know, we're getting back into form.
It's been a minute.
Current status is for Hal, three Andy, two Eli.
So for the last two questions, the medium, what does you afraid he do when she sees the
possessed you ball?
She takes a picture.
So that is for Andy and Hal Eli with the answer of my cell, Amanda, I read this book a decade
ago.
I don't know.
He takes out of mind with a heart.
Oh, Salamander.
No, we did not do that.
And then for the last one, what does Horace think Biggie's trying to do?
Anyhow gets the point.
So he it was like basically thought he was, you know, go try and tame the war, conquer
the warp, something more outright, you know, imperial in nature, we're going to bring it
to heel and all that stuff.
He does not horse did not think he was trying to become all powerful, Andy.
And no, he did not know about the web.
Why?
It was just his best guess.
Yeah, because I knew he he didn't know about the web way, but I was like, oh, if you're
going to be doing something, the only game in town is the Eldar at this point, because
the Orcs have been destroyed.
Netcrons don't exist.
Terenid stone exists.
Something warfish.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a solid guess.
But that was not that quite.
So the final tally that I believe is a six for how four for Andy and see, I still got
to.
Maybe I got a big thing coming.
I think I get away with this.
Oh, yeah.
So how's everyone else feeling for the hard section?
I'm sure it's how feeling great.
I'm just worried, like, it's going to be like something like it's going to completely stump
us.
I'm going to have to go to my absolute list of terrible references like Mitch McConnell
or something.
I've already used him too much in the quiz.
I don't need to bring out the old jowled man anymore.
Should we read donations before we go?
Should we do some donors before we move to the next section?
First one for Bean.
I hate this day.
I hate this bit.
I mean, why do you hate it?
Because it's obviously meant to make us go like which is like you say, Andy, it's always
to go to two.
One of you looks good.
And then you're like, which one is it?
One of us is.
I don't know.
Brad, does anyone want to take that one?
Donkeyman USA stream late due to Hal Gooding to Samus's whispers.
Real.
Definitely not because of me.
Skelnar the Underlord became a YouTube member.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I'd also like to mention, oh, sorry, someone, Angry Homunculus for two pounds.
Colin, ask Stormcast eternal questions instead.
I was really tempted to do that for the bonus question.
Just completely out of here.
Don't do it.
I'd also give a shout out to.
Oh, yeah, but she was about to bring up this person.
I don't want to take this one.
What is gripper?
Thank you for the four month member.
Always a good name.
I realize Eli don't have microphones on the podium.
Do any of us?
No.
I don't think any of us do.
What did he mean by this?
He means do you not have winds?
I have winds.
All the podiums are available.
I have three holes still right there.
But avatars don't have microphones.
They're right there.
I don't know, Stu.
Tom Warren with the five, I won't be carrying on my chat lore rant here.
That's huge.
But I will ask if any of the boys have played any Age of Wonders.
Eli, have we played any Age of Wonders?
I made Colin buy that game and we have not played it yet.
We played it once.
It's a really fun game though.
Tom Warren went on an Age of Wonders lore rant stream or just tirade in my last stream.
It was appreciated even if I didn't know what the hell I was reading.
I did find it very endearing.
The excitement that Eli showed just there.
That was quite high.
I've been too busy to stream and Colin's always too busy to stream too, so I don't get to do it very much.
The gaming storyteller.
Thank you for the two-uro Dutch.
Another lore crimes, another Hal poop question.
Wow.
That's real.
If it's not cutlery shaped, I don't want to hear about it.
Okay.
I don't know about you and cutlery Hal.
The poop knife.
How old is that reference now?
This is close to Valentine's.
One of the first ever videos.
I think the second video we did was on the Death Guard.
That's one of the subterranean editing videos instead of making Andy do everything for us.
I edited that video.
That's the fabulous bioware one.
Shout out to the best Death Guard, Colin's game.
And his poop knife.
A retinal lore crime.
Bruh.
That was a bad one.
We've got to stop Hal.
He's getting away with it again.
642.
Fuck that guy.
Andy, I believe in you.
Thank you.
I can't wait till we have to give Hal a fucking diamond stud.
I appreciate it.
Alright.
Let's get to the hard section now.
Alright, so.
First one.
What word does you, Frady Keeler, nearly say helped her get over her trauma from the encounter with Samus?
So, she's talking to Loken, who kind of realizes, damn, she was on her own.
How did she get over this?
And when she's talking, she almost says a certain word.
That's a bit of a no-no word in the Imperium.
Hmm.
No-no words.
Bruh.
What was the question again, sorry?
You should say, probably.
Basically, this is what you, Frady Keeler, almost said helped her get over her trauma after the encounter with Samus and the Possessed Space Marine.
How about that?
I think I might have an idea.
You have an idea?
Hmm.
Good.
Eli, maybe I can work something there.
Thanks, Bell.
I'm almost finished with my magnum opus.
I'm not proud of my answer.
No, you shouldn't be.
With all the answers.
It's on leave of the episode.
Next question.
What does Lucius do with a megarachnid that's nearly heretical?
No, he does not have sex with it, I'll just pre-empt all of those.
Oh yeah.
Can we also put another backup answer?
Go nuts.
Oh my God.
Lucius, the worst character in the whole book.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Tarantul Ghanim being like, look at this git, I hate him, you little baby.
Hey, Eidolon, idiot, how about you fight these aliens properly, dumb dumb.
I like how I've just found the agitation button.
It's been a bit a while since I got a good beating.
Yeah.
Okay, this is the best image I've ever made.
I'm sending it over to Colin.
I'm worried.
Okay, I win now.
I thought that you did.
This points to Eli.
What is this?
That one's not getting shared.
Bear in mind, anything you do put here, I'm going to put in the edit.
Anything you share in general chat.
I'll let Eli commit to that bit, this is his domination.
This is where the age divide really shows itself, because my brain is not broken enough to get.
You guys, chat has to see this picture, this is the best picture ever made.
Would you say one would like to describe it for the audio listeners, please?
You know what? Sure.
Eli, do you want or should I fire away with it?
Can I pull it up? Can Andy pull it up if I put it in the general?
Yeah, I think so.
How about should I describe while he's doing that then?
Yes.
You know that picture of it's side by side, it's Jesus and the devil, and it's like my child will do X.
I'm guessing it's roughly like that, except it's Photoshop, bold Horace, who's M.
Craig, thinking about his loving husband and when he says thought bubble is just a coat hanger.
Oh, my God.
That's where we're at. That's where we're at.
Why did you find the most like glam rock, as you possibly could?
He looks pretty.
Christ.
This is permanent.
I've made my system, but that's that's crazy.
Oh, dear God.
Moving on to the final question away from that abomination of imagery.
What code phrase means a battle brothers on warrior lodge business?
Oh, right.
Oh, dear me.
What phrase?
God.
To be fair, this like I was doing questions to expect, and I think, Colin, you've done a good job of like running the gamut of like here's some kind of obvious stuff.
Here's some obscure stuff that even though sneaky law guys I know won't know because it's kind of.
I did try it also again you know helps I read like the finished read like last week.
So, true, true.
Quite fresh in my mind.
God, this is difficult.
Code for code phrase.
Jack, could you please give us an old phrase.
I don't know baby is a bit extravagant way to play it but it is like there yeah saying it is three words.
I know.
I think I know.
Yeah, I don't know I don't know if I have enough, if I've lost all my pride I don't know if I can send this or not.
No, come on, come on, don't be a bit.
Like how Eli was kind of hiding behind his avatar on the little on the board.
I messaged just too long you've had to that are you kidding me.
Did he put the entire Declaration of Independence.
Now, okay, let me let me forget.
I got to lead some stuff just to lead the last line of you.
What have you done Eli.
Um, I actually generally don't know this question.
So this is actually quite difficult.
Well, we'll get to the answers for hard mode real quick because what is.
What the fuck is this.
Looking at the quizzes gone worse.
Chad if you ever if you've ever heard we the sauce music.
I think calling the lyrics to one of their songs.
I have a friend who watches a lot of ytps and stuff like that.
I was exposed to the horrors of the internet.
Hard mode.
So if you got a point, Eli, I'll give you half a point for trying.
The correct answer was faith.
So Andy got faith.
Hell also got faith, or I'm going to honk out a brown snake.
Wow.
And Eli.
This was a this was a multi pronged question, but Zynga laugh track.
Divine Emperor something religious related give me something I'll give you a half a point.
Thanks man.
Wow.
Moving on to the second question.
We have what did a Lucius do you know within it with a mega wrecking little heretical.
Actually everyone got this one right.
But you use an arm as a sword part of it as a weapon, it was it was pretty sharp, but everyone else was like alien bad don't do that.
The, the mega ragnos metal, like bipeds or whatever it was so sharp that even when they held it in their hand it was like, I think it cut.
Yeah, I like how even I believe a dude for.
Shout out to Saul.
It was a he saw Lucius doing that his first thought was just Lucius was like their purpose must have been to help me train and Saul even you know through all Imperium alien bad propaganda is like if they have a purpose I don't think it was to help you sword fight better you
go break.
That's the only thing I find law breaking his whole early books like how the hell are him and like how is sort of Lucius actually friends, like, bro he hates each other kind of.
Oh man, one bonded trauma maybe that's like you said.
No, for the last one.
What was the code phrase that they used when it's time for warrior lodge business I'm afraid no one got this one right.
I can't say.
I put I don't recall.
It was close, but not quite.
I was like, I couldn't quite remember these actually. Yeah, so, well, the top to go from the top again. And to kill for the living kill for the dead that was that was another chant that you know that was a good one.
That was another chant that you know they did say a lot, but that wasn't. Yeah. If I remember that wasn't specific like warrior lodge and let's just leave it was. Yeah. Yeah.
Especially come up with.
How had I don't recall, or do you moan when you wipe.
There it is, and
Dude, how would love we the sauce me like I,
I'm going to give you a surprise
winning journalist piece. Uh
after the chat who said uh from
Fenner, he said, how tell Eli
to eat? Okay. So, with that,
the the current tally is. I
can't read my answer. That's
crazy. I know. I'm not reading
that. Go to hell. The current
tally is three and a half for
Eli, six for Andy, eight for
Andy. This question can
potentially save it but you do
know. We'll get to it. I will
say the bonus question, one
point if you just give me the
correct answer, whoever makes me
laugh the most can get three
points. Cool. Oh, god. Beat
Andy. I can beat Andy. Uh the
question. The question is
simply, who is the man beside
you? One point for correct.
Three if you make me laugh. I
assume you mean like that beside
me.
Beside me. Okay. Who is the man
beside you, Andy?
Right. I like how Collins.
Thank you, Dutch. Collins.
Collins bonus question is
basically like, I'm going to
be the man beside you. He
says he thinks of Rock and
Paul and his goatee. That's
right. Thank you. I just said
make it make a funny answer.
It's not ruining friendships.
Well, it could, it could
potentially I need to check
spelling. Could it? Oh, god.
That is a tough. Why are we
trying to make you laugh? Uh
don't say something horrible
about this, man. I can't do
that. Okay. Or do, hey, man.
It's on you. I'm not, I'm not
answering.
Oh, no. This this is the
worst.
I'm really trying on this one.
I'm going to try this one.
Shout out to Horace Rising.
Clearly not containing any of
this part that I'm writing in
here.
It's going to be some of the
things I can cram in here. I
wonder if I've spelled that. I
don't know if this is funny or
not.
She's
that had some heart.
I think Eli will probably win
this one but you know, I don't
know. This is all I used all my
funny. I read the answers but I
think the true loser of this
question is Dutch who keeps
trying to who keeps sending me
the questions. I don't know if
he's going to win this one but
he does.
I'm I'm guessing I'm guessing I
went a little bit too much off
rip with the yeah, we've read
each with the bonus. I thought
I'd make it fun. You know, the
bonus is like, you know,
something a little a little bit
off there and uh instead, shout
to relax. He's wet as great as
I'm saying. I'm smoking a
fucking for you.
It is again, if you just commit
to the right answer, you do get
one in the name of god. I don't
know. Oh, **** Oh, that's what
I'm saying. I'm not sure how
the answers in. How are you
done?
I just realized that how's the
only one who gets off from like
being like, oh, like, you have
this off. You're talking about
Andy and then how's talking
about Colin?
It's not fair. It's not fair.
I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm wrong with
me. Alright, the answers are in
the name of god. It's winnable.
Uh six and three and a half.
It's winnable. Uh
We've uh you know, we'll we'll
do it in descending order then
since everyone did did a funny
uh three points, two points,
one point. Uh how with uh
Samus is the man besides you.
Samus Sharks on Lennon in
State. Vine Boom Noise. Samus
Sharks on Lennon in State.
Followed up with it is illegal
in the UK to feed a horse
whilst on a carriage.
Wow. That's true. You can't be
the horse. Is it actually? Oh,
man. I know what I'm doing this
week. I'm going to find a horse
and a carriage. Oh, it's an MNM.
I swear. How how is the funniest
guy how knows like? Let me
guess. How do you watch a lot of
QI and just go like this is my
favorite part of it. I'm not
much alone. You don't give too
much time to think. Sometimes
you gotta look inward and you
might not like what you see. I'm
in a weird I'm in a weird spot
between I'm not a Gen Z but I'm
almost I'm the youngest
millennial. So, my humor is
between brain rot and actually
like older humor. So, I'm I'm
in this weird middle ground. I
don't I don't know if I've ever
seen anyone laugh as hard at
this. It's the best time, man.
The like how how is also like a
half breed between Gen Gen Z.
Yeah. With a bonus from from
Andy now, Eli, the Lou Ferringo
of Canada, Gorgor of Crunky
Noodles, Crunky, Crunchy, Lord.
Gulp of Eggs, Glucker of
Lucius, and Felidor of Fulcrum,
and the only lower criminal
capable of marrying an actual
woman. Well, all fact, all fact,
Andy's real for that. I was not
so nice. He's spitting. No,
and or Eli. Oh, **** You know, I
would like to say, I said
nowhere that this needed to be
about each other. I read this
music on my mind now, alright?
Not once did I say this needed
to be about each other but I
think I did. Oh, yeah. At least
didn't start friendly firing.
Why did Jake Thornton says how
would one of those kids that
Jimmy Savile? I can't. I don't
know if I can finish that.
Jesus. For Thornton. For the
last one, Eli, who unfortunately
I am Gen Z, brain rot. This man
arcing for Jaggedyde, Jaggedyde
up in here making this guy
prego for real sexual style.
Engine oil and all of this man
and Jack in a room. They call
the white scars for a reason.
You feel?
Making pregnant Goku look PG
for this man and Jack and I in
a room. They both coming back
pregnant. In parentheses, it's
Andy. See, I love my own jokes
but my brain cannot go to that
depth. There's the last thing
that I can do is make a
conversation with him for real.
Oh, II missed I I skipped. I
can't on top. Thank you,
Imperial Saint von Karstein.
Horus, we need to cook.
Oh, dear. I think Colin's
overstimulated. Oh, my gosh.
I was looking at Andy's hat and
I forgot my we have merch. We
should say we we have
merch. I mean, how has the new
poster is in his back? It was
really real nice. Yeah. When
his Calgar shout out. For the
audio listeners, it is Battle
of the Crag and a Thousand Son
Rubik Marine which I. I got
We The Sus music on my mind.
That's all I can say. Just look
up We The Sus music, bro, and
you'll you'll understand. I
didn't use Colin's code for
display so I'm in the doghouse
right now. Kill him. Wow. Uh in
the doghouse. Uh and because
the phrase gulper of eggs
really just I like that one a
lot. Andy gets three points.
Eli gets two and Hal gets one.
Oh, I've been so wrong. Now, a
nine-point tie. Oh, huge. I'm
so honored. Eli with five point
five. Uh let me let me come up
with a little bit of an
emergency. Okay. Give something
worth uh four points so that I
can win.
I'm literally not allowed to
win, bro. We need a little
crimes cart. Does that mean
like like like the fed cart is
that we're talking about? Does
Colin have a display code? Yes,
you do, don't you, Colin? I
don't know if the link's still
there. I want I we we need
someone to get a point and that
zero points all around.
I should spend on road game.
Make the emergency question
about Stormcast Eternals. Yeah,
that's what he that's what he
that's what Don said too. It's
Horus Rising Quidd got really
off the rails. Towards the end.
Yeah. Okay. Thank you. I
appreciate you. Thank you. What
uh what did the uh what did
fake emperor ask Garvey Alokan
as to the invasion? Oh god
damn it. He asked he asked him a
question. You know, they had a
talk. He asked a question. Then
you know, some things went down.
Did you turn the question? Well
I think he did. And uh I think
it even inspired him to go talk
to Sinderman. Uh about the
Imperium and the Great Crusade
and all that stuff. Eli's
already
Where'd you get your fit?
Question or like, you know, he
said, he did say something about
the whole invasion. Question
minute, he he said something in
the Imperium. I guess funny,
funny way the names worked out
but angry homunculus says, it's
like, who are you? That's a good
point. Why do you say that? Why
are you in my house? She'll
actually wet his gripper says,
why no balls, Loken? Have you
played Raid Shadow Legends yet?
Have you heard of the high elves?
Did you know Aragorn in that
game? I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know. Eli, you
need some help. So, I'll just
your your wrong. That's not,
that's not it. Alright, okay.
Wow. Well, then, tell you when
you're a leg up, this guy's
getting a whole damn ladder. Do
you like, honestly, how do you
know this one? I'm kind of
guessing between something. I
I feel confident in my answer.
I don't I don't remember if I
did this earlier. I think I just
got it wrong. I don't know if
I've worded it right.
I I I'm confident because I
think it's I think it's what I
it's it's crazy how Dutch got
the question.
The winner is Dutch. Surprise
you. And with the answers all
in, I am, I am, I'm afraid I
for the two of you, I have to
announce that the winner is
Hal. Why couldn't you just leave
us alone? You could have just
left us. as for the other
answers, Dutch also got it
correct. He's he's he's he's
here in spirit playing along.
He's he's he's he's he's he's
and then Andy did almost the
same thing. Decider, how that
Erda sloppy toppy. Wow. It's
crying. And then Eli do it
fart. Uh tried to get the real
answer and then said, well,
then, do it squirt.
And with ten points, it is
the winner. The final is X
one billion space marine quizzes
one. You know what we need? We
need. We're going to make a
t-shirt design with arrows
pointing to how they're saying
cringe. Cringe. He sucks. I
don't like losing. Can we have
one? One single Zeno's quiz.
I'm not the quiz master.
Please. Please. Well, that's
what that's why I did this one.
I'm not the quiz master. I'm
not the quiz master. I'm not
the quiz master. All I'm hearing
you like all I'm hearing is
wow. Wow. Like, bro. Alright.
How about this? How about this?
Get better on your wall. How
about that? Oh, I can't.
Fucking winter soldier Jarvis
Maximum Pulse House House. Oh,
I have a question. Uh should I
then do like um should I do an
interview with you? I'm not
going to do that. I'm going to
get some gold on those. Get
some gold on those podiums
looking looking pretty uh
pretty rough over there. I have
to say. Um we do have some more
gold in my plinth. We do have
some um donations. I think
were uh spread throughout.
We should get to them. Thank
you. Yeah. Uh then one takes
one. Lean. My cat won't stop
playing the game after I fed
him weird powder. He's starting
to scare me. Why do I do? Wow.
No, it's an easy fix. Just
give the powder to the rest of
your neighbor's pets and in a
little little is your cat, your
PFP, perchance is that your cat
himself or yourself? What we
need to do being is activate
the halo array and it will
purge all life of the galaxy and
that will sort out your cat.
Well, I'm going to meet you in
paradise. I don't know what
you're going to do. I'm going
to do the halo. Where's the
halo? Where's the halo? Where's
the halo? Where's the halo?
Bro? I'm about to say, I'm I'm
about to break it out if there's
another victory. I said, we'll
do a halo quiz and we'll make
how lose. Um quiz 1930s,
Germany lore when? You know, I
don't think we're going to be
doing that one. Something tells
me. I mean, we're kind of
living in it soon now anyway.
So, history, history lore would
be interesting. I learned a lot
about history. History. Ever
since I played Axis and allies
last week, I've learned a lot
about Japan in World War II.
Did you learn or did you just
keep diving into carriers? I
said, hey, you know, I destroyed
the US. I took over China.
Japan. China was number two
that day. China was number two
that day.
I thank you, Christ. Thank you
don't. I have finished my
greatest project. Vermin Lord
and I'm going to be doing that.
Hell yeah. That sounds crazy.
What that looks like. So,
actually, he's the wittest
gripper. Thank you for the two.
Eli's ab nails look like Mike's.
Also, I'm dripping Hal. Wow.
You're dripping. Oh, I see.
You're saying I was the only
one with a mic. Yeah. Yeah.
Because of the chest. Oh,
Halle's a bit tricky on his
avatar to be fair. He's gloopy.
Nick Nick three five eight seven
six five. You know, he's got
a lot of stuff to do. You might
have just missed a little bit.
You miss pregnant. Mm. True.
Uh kill Harry for uh you know,
Harry. Serendipity Canadian.
Um Colin, please put this
towards a bedside table. Look,
I'm gonna be like II need to
call the accountant like get my
tax stuff done and then when I
get that done, I'm gonna be
moving. I'm not doing that when
I get that done. I'm not doing
that. Uh Skellner, the Underlord
with the fiber. Sussy Baka
imposter. Thanks. We the Suss
music. Kinda smell like a
bachka. I literally. Like
Jen Jenzie Humor like it does
actually like fry my brain.
Like I'm so late on it, man.
Yes. I'm caught between two
worlds and one thing is like
the humor I understood growing
up and then this new stuff is
like it's like it's like bro.
Where's the skivvity lore crime ash?
Action figures and all.
One call for two bucks, Hal wins a Horus Heresy quiz surprising no one.
So real.
And Andy has read the entire Horus Heresy.
Andy is probably, Andy Alville was probably the most knowledgeable in terms of like everything,
I would say.
I think mine is just like, because like if I do certain parts of the lore, I generally
read the entire book thing on it.
It just feels a bit easier, but then it comes like the thing that if you asked me the general
things about most topics, I probably would struggle a lot.
Got some good guru from bean coming up.
I like that one.
Is there a next one there, Andy?
Sorry, this one, another one for money.
I got a good bunny.
Thank you, buddy.
Cup for the $5.
Prager, Samus, Aaron are 34 art is the man beside you.
Wow.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
Thank you for the message.
Wow, Jesus, big one here from Parker Summerlin.
I recently showed my dad an almost one hour long video explaining the Warhammer timeline.
After we gone through the war in heaven party, he looked at me and said, I don't know what
the hell is going on.
Go to dad for watching that with you.
Scalenaldy Underlord for five bucks.
Do you visit the cloud district very often?
Well, not very often.
God, I must say, do you visit the cloud district often?
Am I saying, of course you do.
Well, I know.
Nazim is I was offended the first time I ever saw Nazim and now he's just talking.
He's on site every every playthrough.
He's on site.
I'm sorry.
Fire late to the stream.
But how do you hear some love?
Thank you.
I got a job.
I got a new job next month.
I'm officially a fed.
All right, let's question.
Wow.
Good.
But look, look, look, you get you get the pension.
I respect it.
But if you're part of the ATF, I don't respect it.
I say, of course, because they have to ask you about like, what do you like?
What kind of media you can see?
You don't show them this.
Set for five bucks.
How long till two worlds of Erebusy and sinking in the diarrhea in brackets?
You make me insane with some of the I meant, bro, you're here and you really listen to
it.
Would you go visit other things?
We didn't hear this insane stuff.
Same with the two dollars.
Go to the message.
Thank you.
Samus is the one stroking is she beside you?
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is stroking it.
They go jorking it.
Call it.
Pardon me.
Sure.
Jack and you fiber just finished the soul hunter trilogy 90 K. If I learn anything,
what they stand for.
But I'm a nominous Knox.
No, I've a nominous Knox, I'm gay.
I learned that.
I was going to though.
I imagine that's the right.
That's that trilogy, right?
Two night.
He's in it, but he's like, hey, can you translate for me?
What does Invader Zim?
What does that mean?
Oh, sorry.
Invader Zim is one of the best shows ever made.
The one of the best pieces of media to ever grace this entire planet ever in all of human
history.
It's great.
That's what it is.
Brother, chances for the people just saying I'm gay.
That is kind of as that's that's horse rising the pub quiz.
Yeah.
Did we get the diarrhea one in?
Did I just totally blank out for that?
Yeah.
Did I just go with diarrhea real one?
When Colin reads Horace Heresy books, his brain just gets like taken up with this information.
He's like, I don't know about this.
Wait till I make Colin read the Pertorabo one a year from now.
The Pertorabo Primark book.
That's a good one.
I'm sure the question is though Colin, now that you've started, are you going to keep
going the whole way?
All 54 books?
No, I'm not.
One was enough.
The next book will be read when someone asks me to read it for a purpose beyond please
read it.
Okay.
Well, I hope you enjoyed it anyway.
It was a good book.
I didn't like it.
Yeah, that's all right.
I didn't like it.
Nice.
I think for a lot of people, I was as he should.
I was saying to Colin, it's hard to, it's difficult because it doesn't, it's not necessarily
a standalone.
Whereas so many other books that are really good 40k ones are standalones and Horus Rising
is like, it is much more enjoyable once you read those first three books.
Cause you're like, Oh, man.
Again, like the, the character arts kind of finished whereas things like infinite and
divine and tracing and Oregon's character are also in that one book.
So as a standalone book, the infinite divine, I'd say better than Horus Rising, but then
Horus Rising as a collection of other things is like, Oh, okay, that collection is better.
But it comes down to opinion other day.
Cause obviously there are two, well, I can't put in the wrong places, but two always here
who very much are only into Xenos law, like massively.
And then me and Andy are more into the, you know, humans Imperium and other parts.
I mean, you like what you like though.
So that being said, and that embarrassing display once again for our grandkids to watch
in the future or future generations to be overwhelmed by shame.
That was the Horus Rising Pub Quiz.
Colin, thank you for doing that.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
I hope it was acceptable.
It was good.
I felt like I didn't win.
I could only do so much.
Now we know that the next one will exact, will probably be, you know, Colin was like
his plan is to slowly get all the topics that he doesn't want to do and he'll helm them,
which is quite clever.
I would say that for people who are listening, Colin and I are fighting for pennies down
here.
Please sir, may I have another?
He had one last donation here before we head off, it was a angry, angry, two pounds, Colin
Stormcast Iceberg, please.
And then someone's got that emojis of me.
Salt.
Oh, sorry.
I need that salt.
Just shanked Horus, my friend with an anathema, or covered in human feces so he can be corrupted
by chaos.
You're dope, you're real for that.
Man, what is the Primark's got?
French crusade win, extra medium.
We did French crusade my brother last week.
Yeah, check out the channel.
Without being said though, I'm doing it again.
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