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Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

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Welcome back to Lore Crimes.

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Hello gamers.

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Evening brothers.

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Evening.

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We're excited for this one, aren't we?

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So we're doing something a bit weird today, aren't we, Hal?

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We're not doing a Warhams.

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The four Warhams men are not doing the Warhams.

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That's weird.

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No, we're doing...

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What's going on?

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You think...

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When people first learn about Warhammer 40k and you're like, oh man, it's so gritty and

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dark and it's nothing like Star Wars or anything like that.

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Now with this something new, there's a new kid on the block and it's even grittier and

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darker than Warhammer 40k.

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So we're introducing everyone here to Trent's Crusade, which is at the time is kind of in

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its infancy, but they've already established so much heavy lore and atmosphere.

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And I think a lot of Warhammer fans will particularly gel with it because it's pretty much like

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everyone knows you're your ventress, like Dead Sky Black Sun.

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Is that the entire setting?

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Demonculaba is here.

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Everyone gets a Demonculaba.

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For fun.

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Oh great.

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Yum.

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No, but it is, I think it's genuinely like really fascinating.

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I think a lot of people who are into Warhammer as well, we all come maybe from like a history

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like sort of background or at least an enjoyment of history or in some way some of us are all

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Catholics at heart.

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But this one is particularly...

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I'm confirmed.

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What do you mean at heart?

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This is for all you Catholics out there.

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Shout out to the Catholics.

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Today we're going to talk about Trench Crusade.

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We're going to go through this massive like lore primer that they've released so far.

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Hopefully one day maybe even we could add stuff to it because that would be really cool.

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But it's like it's literally being created in front of our eyes.

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So we will be discussing the incredible setting and the lore and bring you to this new Grim

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Dark universe, which there aren't really too many.

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I guess 4K really kind of stands out there.

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This one is incredible, I think at least.

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And Eli, I believe is...

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I mean Eli, we've cooked something up.

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Eli, are you ready to bring Andy and Colin Ankle first into the Crusade Trenches?

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Can I just draw attention to some unfortunate things in the chat?

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And by that I mean the person with the username shellaxieswettestgripper saying make your

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bed Colin so I can shart your sheets.

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Oh god.

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Nothing more grim dark than lore crimes chat.

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I love being here.

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I love this podcast, but sometimes I read the chat and I think, you know...

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We should burn it all down.

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What would you like without it?

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You know damn well that came from a family man as well.

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You know damn well.

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Kids are on the sofa and he's just looking down the street.

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He's on his phone with an air phone in like hehehehe.

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Brother, well, if you're here to confess your sins in chat or if you're here to listen to

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some absolvement or, you know, this is a confessional because right now we're gonna...

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No it's not.

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In the spirit of Catholicism, go the fuck to church you animals.

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None of you will survive the Inquisition era.

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I'll take the whole of your hangar mate.

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Shall we, Eli, shall we delve straight into it though?

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Because I think, if I know, Andy doesn't know a huge amount, do you Andy?

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I literally know there is a thing called Trench Crusade and there's overtones of Catholicism

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and grim dark.

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That's the extent of my knowledge.

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I am here for the rest of this episode.

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I'll be eating chocolate and drinking wine and just enjoying myself.

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Very nice.

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Yeah.

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Very nice.

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So everyone sit back and relax.

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I will say this video is outdated already because the Trench Crusade people post new

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units and lore on their Instagram like every other day.

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So this is not a deep dive into every single thing they've made because our stuff is already

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long enough and we don't want to be here for five hours.

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But we're just gonna go through the lore primer lore, which is free on the internet by the

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way.

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So if you want to read or follow along, which was kind of what we're talking about, don't

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check it out.

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The lore book also has lore and it's also free to all the rules and stuff like that

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are free, which is pretty nice.

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Lots of cool artwork to see.

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Do we want to read donations before we start or do you want me to read a little bit and

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then we think maybe we will get going and then we'll start ripping.

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I will start simply with the timeline.

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I'm just going to read this straight out of the PDF because it might as well.

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The timeline starts in 1099, the zenith of the first crusade when they captured Jerusalem.

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The Knights Templar commits the act of ultimate heresy and the gate of hell is opened on earth

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and Jerusalem is destroyed in this cataclysm.

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In 1101, the year of three battles ensues.

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Heretics are reinforced by the armies of the third circle of hell and they conquer most

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of the Levant.

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The year after that, the ancient city of Antioch is fortified and becomes the focal point of

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resistance against the forces of hell.

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Four years later, Qobar becomes the first tyrant of the 66th.

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1109, the great sultanate of the invincible iron wall of the two hordes that pierced the

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sky, Kuhl's name for anything ever, they form that.

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In the coming decades, the unified Islamic factions and the great wall of Iskander re-emerges

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and is fortified against the heretics.

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Then 1117, the legendary 17 martyrs travel to the earthly domains of hell to convert

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the heretics.

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Captured, tortured, and kept in a perpetual state of agony, they remain trapped within

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white-hot brazen bulls to this day.

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Also disclaimer, the timeline is brief and incomplete and biased.

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In 1165, the old man in the mountain and his Hashashins defend the mountain fortress of

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Alamut and the castle stands through this very day despite being besieged for hundreds

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of years.

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In 1215-1306, the wars of triclavinianism, the church is split and fights a fierce internal

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conflict.

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Something like Protestants and Catholics, I imagine.

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The heretic domains extend as the faithful fight against each other.

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In 1346-1353, Beelzebub unleashes the Black Grail and tens of millions are infected, becoming

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metastatic vessels in the worst plague in human history.

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The corpse wars begin.

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By 1429, living Saint John the Arch drives the Black Grail from mainland Europe.

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1477, the city of Argos is taken by God and it is no more.

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1503, war prophet Angelos, guided by Saint-

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What?

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Now I'm curious because there's clearly like actual like, when you say taken by God, like

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crusade conquered or just like you just-

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I think it's just gone.

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He took it.

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I think it's just gone.

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It's just like, you know, Monty Python has the big foot that just squashes, a hand just

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goes yoink and everyone's like-

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I imagine that's what it is.

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Was that God?

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Yeah, that was God.

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You've heard of the foot of God but here's the literal hand of God.

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God, every single title is like a bloody metal album, isn't it?

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Like Andy was saying.

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It's just so good.

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It is, that is the theme.

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There's not a lot of story in this but there's a lot of grimdark.

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That's kind of all it is right now but it's cool.

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In 1503, war prophet Angelos, guided by Saint Elegius, something like that, discovers the

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formula of Orichalum steel, Orichalum steel is probably how it's said.

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Though extremely costly to produce, the metal proves to be effective against all missile

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weapons and is still used today.

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In 1545, the ancient city of Antioch is destroyed by a mysterious demonic weapon.

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1573, sacred order of the dragon halts the heretic advance.

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After the destruction of Byzantium, a million heretics are impaled in the hills of Olakia.

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1595, new Antioch is completed.

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In a surprise raid, the newly created heretic fleet captures Gibraltar and the sea fortress

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becomes the heretic base of operations against Europe.

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Forces of Hel gain access to the Atlantic.

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1670, due to the constant coastal raids by the heretic fleet, the Crown of England begins

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the construction of the fortress of the White Cliffs.

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1703, against all odds, a small force of Hebrew knights, striking from their secret fortress,

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destroy the Templar stronghold at Asir, Acre.

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However you say that.

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Acre.

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ever. It's not as warm a knowledge as all we used to.

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I have a degree in music so you're doing better than me.

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Geez. All right, we're almost through the time alarm. 1805, the heretic fleet under the command

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of High Captain Ranga defeats the fleet of England in the Battle of the Bloody Cliffs.

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Admiral Nelson is slain in combat. Then 1866. Oh no, not my boy, not Nelson.

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Rachel Nelson got it. Ripped to a real one.

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Bro's literally in Trafalgar Square and now he's not gonna be in this time alarm.

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Also something to note, the Americas is not colonized because there was no time,

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because they're fighting hell. Yeah, I was wondering about that, but that does track.

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Yeah, so America is nothing right now. Just for the painted.

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Jay Chillin. Yeah.

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I think it's full of people. Yeah, people are Jay Chillin.

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Yeah, the natives. Yeah, other than that.

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No, I'm not a native American. There's that British heart coming through.

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Are you not for seeing? God, it's so empty.

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All right, 1866. In utmost secrecy, heretic scientist aided by the demon

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Marbus constructs the first modern submarines. The heretics have basically the entire sea,

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other than one part of it, which I assume we'll get to because I don't remember.

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In 1870, launched from Gibraltar, the heretic submarine fleets extract a heavy toll on the

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merchant navy's widespread famine ensues. 1872, heretic forces storm the city of

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Regica. It is fortified and heretic conquest is launched against the European mainland.

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Like a bleak for the fellows. 1894, the year of broken trinity, the death commandos,

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which are heretics, simultaneously assassinate the supreme pontiff, the high prophetess Aelia,

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and the holy Roman emperor. Tough year. The faithful are thrown into turmoil.

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The heretic legions commanded by hell's nobles of the seventh circle and a huge vanguard of tanks

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launch a simultaneous lightning offensive in the Levant and Europe.

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1899, church space program commences. Fighting demons on the moon. That's pretty cool.

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1907, the construction of the moving fortress of Britannia is completed.

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1910, is the battle of Cordoba, a bloody stalemate. Heretic artillery devastates the ancient city,

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but the heretic forces fail to gain access in the heartlands of Hispania.

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And 1914, is present day. Both sides are preparing for major offensive operations

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in the huge swaths of no man's land. Furious skirmishes and raids increase in intensity

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as the faithful and heretics vie for information, powerful relics, and securing strategically

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important positions. And that's where the setting slash story really starts. So that's the timeline.

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The rest is from my own notes that I won't read right off of the PDF.

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But okay, I mean, we've actually got some, well, firstly, we have some artwork, I think,

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of how most of the trenches look as well, because they are, it's ridiculous, like most of what like

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the front line of got a whole selection for people to have a look through here.

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Bro does not look good here.

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It will look better in the re-edit.

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Yes. It's more towards the other end, Andy.

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What am I looking at? Because we've got this one.

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There's like present day fighting no man's land stuff.

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Yeah. And then we might have the moving fortress. I don't, I wasn't looking.

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Oh, you sent me more. I missed these. Okay. Well, why don't we read out some donations before we

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really get into it?

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Damn, this shit is in fact a fortress that moves.

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Yes, sir.

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So let's get through this first. I'll start us off. Set. Hello, set. Good to see you. 499.

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Some love for y'all for showing off my new favorite obsession, but curse you for starting

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while I'm in a work meeting. Just watch. Just don't pay attention.

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Sorry. Don't go to work.

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Relax. He's wet as gripper. Thank you for the two.

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Colin, you make me feel like my dad didn't leave.

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I think that's a nice thing to say.

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I think. Main event Virgil for two euros.

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Late again. Did your parents teach you nothing?

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They tried, but they failed. I guess.

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Clearly we were all late to that. Donkey man USA.

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Two bucks stream late due to how gooning to.

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There it is. There it is. All right. All right.

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Yeah. Trust them. Thank you, man. Thank you, Tom Warren for two dollars.

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Who needs Primarchs when you can have meta Jesus's.

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Like G's I what is the plural of Jesus?

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G's I.

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I'm sure.

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It's strange in the setting because there was a Jesus and they kept him.

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Mine.

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Bunny caught for five bucks there.

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Dollars for the dog. She gets treats.

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The bed is hers and doesn't need to be made.

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It's made enough and then she started going on the, you know, she started moving.

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Shit is probably.

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Adorable five pounds. No euros.

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I caught it. I caught it.

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It took me a minute side character and Godric and Felix or Caiaphas Kane,

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which you got to go adventure together. Oh, God.

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Also, thanks for all your content. Good into Eli's gains.

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Well, thanks, pal.

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Good on you for the last one.

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For the first one, taking Caiaphas Kane, because he'll at least try to keep me alive.

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I don't care.

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Oh, I want to say Eli what has one.

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Sure. Thank you for five dollars, Jack. And nothing here but based Christ build Chad's.

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Also, I'm gay. Thank you.

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The infamous infamous messages.

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Skellar, the Underlord. Thank you for the fiber.

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She wore on my hammer while I trench her crusade that.

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Whatever you and your lover wish to do in the privacy of your own home, that's on you, man.

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As long as it's a call that we don't mind.

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Yep.

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Keep it to yourself.

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Joseph Pollard for 10 bucks. Yo, I'm glad you guys are covering trench crusade.

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Hope we get a version of Hound of God to the setting.

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It's about a guy in the 1300s that claimed werewolves are warriors of God and fight the

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forces of hell. That would be amazing.

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And sounds hard.

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Space Wolves fan sounds like it.

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Change your PFP. Looks like a new PFP. Joseph Pollard.

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Yeah. Also for 10 months of membership.

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Thank you. Wow.

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Thank you.

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I know they have people hunting tanks. Funny stuff.

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Funny is a word for trench crusade.

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They're just joking around. They're having a fun time.

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Funny guys in the trenches having fun.

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It's all creed.

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Nicknack 3587 for five bucks. By the end of this iceberg, I'd like to hear which

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trench crusade factions you boy and would find most interesting.

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The Sultanate and the Ethiopian faction are my two favorites.

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What is a boink?

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I think it's supposed to say boys. I think you just

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fingers slipped. Maybe not.

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A better way down from the Ikea. So yeah, I like it.

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Again, thank you.

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Moons wanted.

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It's true.

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Colin Bean is for Colin.

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Colin.

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What? OK.

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Purple sun to your Marathi body pillow.

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Say five positive things about non-ultramarine space marines.

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I mean, you just want me to go off. OK.

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Give me a moment.

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I think that the black the black rage is pretty goddamn cool.

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Where you just go so far.

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I guess mad, you just see everyone is Horace and just start ripping heads off.

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I think that's pretty cool.

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Wouldn't want to be around the blood angels ever for that reason.

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But hey, it's cool.

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You know, the.

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Can I include the Genesis chapter?

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No, hang on. I can I include the fine, fine.

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Yes, you can.

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I'm this is.

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They say.

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I.

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We'll save that for later.

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I think it's.

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I will save that for later if we can't get the five.

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We'll start at one.

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I like the Imperial Fist, you know, unironically.

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I like sand castles.

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I like forts and they do more than that.

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But no one cares anymore because the black Templars took all of Dorn's angry chis.

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So it doesn't matter.

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So I like I like the fists.

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I think Dorn is actually a cool Primarch.

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Fuck you.

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Yeah, OK.

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OK.

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I would like to say, hey, if if it weren't for matching the gathering,

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I would think the thousand sons are pretty, pretty sick.

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You know, I do like to be a good wizard fact.

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And they avoid the problem most wizards have, which is they're also, you know,

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super soldiers so they can beat you in an arm wrestling contest, too.

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Not often.

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I wish I'd like the Dark Angels idea of having captured men of iron,

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which I really feel is something that should be at all used or represented on the tabletop.

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But I suppose that would be cool.

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That complaints at GW for the space brains.

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It's all positive.

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Unfortunately, GW does not handle their own IP well.

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And for the fifth one, I like.

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Give me a minute.

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Give me a minute.

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We're getting there.

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I think that the salamanders are a seven out of 10.

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I'd like the salamanders for being a nice chapter,

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and I think that's OK to like them for just being nice.

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You know what?

378
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I'm going to say it.

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Oh, no.

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OK.

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Also, we have a kill us for two.

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Eli, talk about the lines of Javier, please.

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I will. They're on the list.

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Don't worry.

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And last of all.

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Colum, I miss you.

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My brother-in-law's name is Colum.

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Thank you, H. Mila.

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One more from Nick Neck.

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Boiks is just more fun than saying boys.

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That's it.

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And Tom Kerber.

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Colin likes fists.

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And also for Colin, we now have AI songs for the Skaven and Gotrick and Felix.

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I think there's a band just called Skaven.

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So.

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Respectable.

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I think we have some.

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Was it we got next, Eli?

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I believe we're starting off with the actual like factions, isn't it?

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Of Trench Crusade.

402
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Kind of.

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The face.

404
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There's a little bit of history.

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I'll get in.

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And like summary.

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But yeah, I'm just going to I'm not an expert enough on this.

408
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I'm just going to read whatever in.

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A band.

410
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Oh, that was a picture.

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Yes.

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I saw a metal.

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God damn.

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So the audio listeners will describe it.

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It's essentially is a mountain of trenches with cascading like church like towers, which are

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molded from the bunker shapes and tanks.

417
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I'm pretty sure the size of ships.

418
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Have you guys ever seen the game Blasphemous?

419
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Yes.

420
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I would like to play it.

421
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I.

422
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It's the same.

423
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It's like it's a I'll just I'll put a screen of it in the.

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I mean, kind of.

425
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Yeah.

426
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It's like 2D because you got.

427
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Yes, 2D and like the artwork is like the same kind of thing, like the, you know,

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religious, like Catholic religious Christian imagery.

429
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And I would say every time.

430
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Yeah, it's pretty similar.

431
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That was just like every time I see Trench Crusade stuff, I think of that game.

432
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,040
My friend loves that one.

433
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Shout out to you, Matt.

434
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I want to play it.

435
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:06,520
He's a huge.

436
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The dude has completed every Dark Souls game in Bloodborne and every analysis for everything.

437
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And God bless is on every single gamer.

438
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:19,080
I must admit, just just because I'm proud of myself for being me.

439
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I recently replayed Dark Souls 3 and now I have I've got all the achieve.

440
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It's for every Dark Souls game except for Dark Souls Scholar of the First Sin.

441
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,400
But I have got all the Dark Souls 2 original achievements.

442
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,000
So I'm so special.

443
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,840
And Andy, speak the truth.

444
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Speak the truth.

445
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You've been telling me over over these this Dark Souls.

446
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All right.

447
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,600
All right.

448
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,240
All right.

449
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:41,800
All right.

450
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,440
The artwork.

451
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The artwork, Andy.

452
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Yeah, I'm just.

453
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:54,440
So basically I've been playing Dark Souls 3 again and I've got to admit I was not very happy when I was replaying it.

454
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,000
And now I think the Dark Souls 2 is better than free.

455
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It's a huge win.

456
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,000
It's a huge win.

457
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A huge win, a huge win, a huge win.

458
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Dark Souls 2 continues to win.

459
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Dark Souls 1 is still the OG.

460
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It's still the best.

461
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But I'm now like I need to replay two because I need to get all the miracles and hex and pyromancy achievement.

462
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That's all I've got left, which needs two playthroughs.

463
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But I will get it done and I'll tell you what I think when I come back from that.

464
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So we'll see.

465
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Anyway, French Crusade.

466
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All right.

467
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OK.

468
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So I'll read myself in a second.

469
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I guess it's good to mention the factions, like the Christian factions and the Islamic factions, are definitely very heavily inspired by a long time ago.

470
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The long time ago church like medieval era type stuff where there is definitely abusing of power.

471
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It's very dark.

472
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Definitely.

473
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It's more into the mythology side of it rather than it's trying to legitimately portray these things.

474
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Dreadonaut, bless your soul.

475
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,280
Dark Souls 2 mentioned Dread Missile.

476
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,560
Kong's gonna ban you, bro.

477
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Dark Souls 2 is the combat man.

478
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,280
It's so slow.

479
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It's peak.

480
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It's peak.

481
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Dragon peak.

482
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Dreadonaut, I'm going to find you.

483
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Oh, my gosh.

484
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All right.

485
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:22,040
OK.

486
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,800
Chad, what happened to the Albigensians?

487
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,040
I'm going to let's get into it.

488
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:28,760
Let's get into it.

489
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,880
No more Dark Souls talking.

490
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,040
That wasn't Dark Souls.

491
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:34,360
I don't know what it is.

492
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,560
It was just a goof.

493
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,480
It was a little bit of a religious massacre.

494
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Just kill them all and let God sort them out.

495
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OK.

496
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:45,400
I do know what that is.

497
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,840
Never happened before.

498
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,480
Crazy.

499
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,920
Shout out to Catharsis.

500
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,160
We're all about that entrenched crusade.

501
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I know certainly.

502
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,120
OK.

503
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:55,320
All right.

504
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We're ready now.

505
00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:00,120
So the Great War has raged for eight centuries,

506
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,400
and this has brought with it an eight-century long arms race.

507
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,320
Because of the followers of Saint Eligius,

508
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:13,000
the patron saint of metalworks, weaponsmiths, and armors of the Holy Sea

509
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,880
have produced steel alloys imbued with divine light,

510
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,720
metals more malleable and harder than any normal steel.

511
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,320
The cost is truly incredible,

512
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,080
but suits of armor capable of halting a hail of bullets can be made.

513
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,280
So melee is viable, just like Warhammer.

514
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,360
The heretics, on the other hand,

515
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,920
have gained the means to hellish metals from the twisted crucibles of Tartarus.

516
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,400
These materials are far greater than mundane steel,

517
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,760
but come at a terrible cost.

518
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,520
Armoring weapons created by such unholy material

519
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:46,760
burns the body and the soul, leaving horrendous wounds that shall never heal.

520
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,040
Colossal machines of war are produced on both sides,

521
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,440
such as the titanic artillery pieces of New Antioch that exceed 300 feet.

522
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,960
The most horrific of these creations is the Mouth of Hell,

523
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:05,480
which measures at a terrible 666 feet long and boasts 1,666 millimeters in caliber.

524
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,880
Just let it happen.

525
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,080
Because of the great advances of armor, melee remains viable,

526
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:15,160
yet the bolt-action rifle remains the most commonly used weapon on the battlefield.

527
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,120
Other such firearms are still available, albeit rare,

528
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:21,560
while stranger weapons also have a place in the never-ending war.

529
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,480
Experimental anti-material rifles, blades of eternally burning fire,

530
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,760
living bullets, heavy flame throws that belch flames from the lake of fire,

531
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,240
and more can all be found upon the scarred war zone.

532
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:37,960
Of course, holy icons, symbols, cursed trinkets, and unholy artifacts are all used constantly.

533
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,920
Modern pills are taken by many trench crusaders.

534
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,720
These bring about a war against pain and exhaustion,

535
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,520
but extract a brutal toll after their effects wear off.

536
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,960
That brings down many of the enemies of the faithful with them.

537
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:57,720
Trench pilgrims often wear iron caparots that shield their minds from horror and provide a gas mask.

538
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,920
I tried to find more actual lore in the martyrdom pills,

539
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,720
but it just says the same thing in the rulebook.

540
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,440
I assume you explode or something when it wears off,

541
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:11,160
but it doesn't actually say, I wish I could tell you.

542
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:16,200
You have to do a bit of a Dark Souls item description, it's like, hmm, martyrdom, I wonder, maybe?

543
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:18,680
I have an idea.

544
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,040
I'm about to make a name for myself.

545
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,160
Oh my gosh.

546
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,920
I'm about to make a name for myself.

547
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:31,720
So be y'all.

548
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,000
Hey Chad, watch this.

549
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,520
Oh man.

550
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,040
Okay, let's see, where are we going?

551
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,760
Okay, the equipment is gets even stranger, however,

552
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:49,480
and there's more elite forces such as the observers of the Synod of Strategic Prophecy,

553
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,680
dudes that can hear the voice of God and see the future, basically.

554
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,080
I'll talk about them later though.

555
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,280
The Principality of New Antioch is the main

556
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:03,240
base of operations, I suppose you could say, for the faithful that has stood for 300 years

557
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:07,640
as the focal point for the faithful who reside at the Shadowed Edge cast by the Gate of Hell.

558
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,880
It is the bulwark, the defender, and the hope against the heretics.

559
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,240
Should New Antioch fall, all the Levant would be lost.

560
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,640
The original city of Antioch was destroyed by a demon weapon in the year 1545,

561
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,920
but the faithful never truly retreated and fought on within the ruins.

562
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,640
Even as Constantinople fell, the warriors of Antioch slain the city of Antioch,

563
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:32,840
Antioch still held on. Before the city fell, it resided in a region steeped in nonstop war

564
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,200
and was always the first line of defense against the devil's forces.

565
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:42,120
In 1559, the Sword Congress of Vienna agreed to rebuild Antioch and that a yearly tithe was to be

566
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:47,400
sent by all faithful nations. This levy is rarely that of coin, but instead an endless supply of

567
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:52,920
foodstuffs, tools, ammunition, weaponry, machinery, skilled workers, and engineers from all across

568
00:29:52,920 --> 00:30:00,440
Europa, the Mediterranean Sea, and the African dominions. Keeping the supply routes open requires

569
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:05,400
constant vigilance as heretic infiltrators and raiders constantly harry caravans and ships.

570
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:10,840
New Antioch now stands as the most important fortress city in the entire world. It has

571
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:16,280
withstood eight great sieges and its grand walls, which both 77 glorious towers, have never been

572
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,520
breached. Embedded in these walls, keeping a vigilant watch day and night are hundreds of

573
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,960
anchorites, metallic battlefries with devoted entombed within them.

574
00:30:50,520 --> 00:31:06,440
Many citizens will regularly volunteer to serve under the banner of Christ, and these are the

575
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,920
lifeblood of the Principality. It is home to men and women from all corners of the world,

576
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:15,960
and one can observe dozens of different cultures in a single area, yet they are all unified by a

577
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:22,280
common cause. All within the city happens under the watchful gaze of the Office of the Propagation of

578
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:27,320
Virtue. They are strict and merciless, happy to allow revelries amongst the soldiers, but quick

579
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:32,280
to persecute even the slightest deviation from Church doctrine. The execution of heretics is

580
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:37,960
a weekly sight that is undergone in front of vast crowds. Within the Principality, a vast and

581
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:43,160
powerful industry finds its home. Factories spew black smoke as newly constructed war machines

582
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:48,120
emerge from the workshops day after day. Foundries work day and night to ensure the greatest pride of

583
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:53,960
New Antioch remains at full strength, that of its artillery battalions. Techno-laboratories see the

584
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:58,760
Church toiling away at creating the superhuman communicants, empowered by the cloned flesh and

585
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:04,600
blood of the Eucharist. Thousands of laborers give their lives in terrible accidents and overwork

586
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,960
each year, and great statues stand in celebration of their noble sacrifice. Despite its incredible

587
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:15,320
might and seemingly inexhaustible armies, the grim reality is that where the forces of hell ever to

588
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:20,360
unite, New Antioch would fall. Thankfully, the devils squabble and fight with each other, and

589
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:25,400
very rarely does one gain enough power to mount a full-scale invasion. The demons of hell are

590
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:29,800
immortal and have all the time in the world, so to them, this is only the beginning of the war.

591
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:34,760
There are years that see relative peace even decades, yet the war never truly ends,

592
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,360
and a particularly ferocious assault will ensue after these lulls in battle.

593
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:43,880
The Duke of New Antioch is one of the greatest titles amongst the faithful. The Duke is the

594
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:49,000
nominal supreme commander of all the faithful forces who wield both extreme power and the

595
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:53,720
incredible weight of responsibility. Despite swear and fealty to this Duke, the soldiers who come

596
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:58,200
from all over Christendom operate in units of their own, taking commands from their own leaders,

597
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:02,840
unsurprising as these units will be made up of vastly varying cultures. Take note, however,

598
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,520
that some soldiers renounce their citizenship to take up the Cross and serve under Duke

599
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:13,640
Constantine alone. So it is that the standing army of the Principality is the single greatest

600
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:18,440
fighting force of the faithful, and those who serve upon the walls of the Home of Hopes take

601
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:24,520
pride in their livery. In the most… I guess that's the New Antioch, that's the Antioch War.

602
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:32,040
And this guy's an ass. He's just a pilgrim. Pilgrims come from all over the place.

603
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:37,400
I don't like this guy. You know why? Because that shield he has reminds me of those cart-wheeling

604
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:43,160
skeleton muscles, and it's giving me PTSD. And I hate him, I love his design, but this can get

605
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:50,200
out of here. Get out of here. You're not a fan of the undead catacombs, Andy? No. No, pinwheel's great.

606
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:54,360
The pinwheel's fine, but you know the Skelly boys who are like,

607
00:33:55,320 --> 00:34:00,280
and then they roll into you and they stunlock you to death. I don't like that, honestly.

608
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,080
That's why Dark Souls 2 is the inferior Dark Souls.

609
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,360
They're in Dark Souls 3 and 2 as well. They're everywhere.

610
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:09,640
You can consider that.

611
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:17,320
I think we have a… there's some… because there's a mass amount of pilgrims.

612
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:22,840
It's like, with the pilgrimages that go towards New Antioch, they go in there

613
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:27,720
absolutely like thousands each year. They pretty much all nearly die every time.

614
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:33,640
I mean, it's a sart. Oh, I should go back one, Andy? Sorry. Back… there's the one which shows…

615
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,800
Those are the soldiers of New Antioch.

616
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,600
Soldiers of New Antioch.

617
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,480
This guy.

618
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,440
Colin's about to die.

619
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,160
These ones are, yeah.

620
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,600
Colin has to change his sight. What about it, please?

621
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:43,880
Okay.

622
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,000
I will be here, but…

623
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Okay.

624
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:47,800
You can go and stop.

625
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,480
These are the long sirens everywhere.

626
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,640
New Antioch calls.

627
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:56,120
Yeah, this guy definitely gives me Metal Slug vibes. He's like, the enemy's a Metal Slug.

628
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:59,640
There's a very Metal Slug-esque way that the armor looks to me.

629
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,600
Colin death on camera got me gooning. Come on, bro.

630
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:11,240
Bro. They're like, just showing as well, like when Eli mentioned the advancements in armor,

631
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:16,440
where it means melee is viable. So they actually have a mix of what is essentially what was World

632
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:23,000
War I standard dress in our modern world. And then it's mixed in with medieval armor parts,

633
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,960
because they're expecting to fight in melee at some point.

634
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:31,880
Because the thing is, I didn't realize, I thought at first this was literally a case of

635
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,800
Satan appears during World War I and that's the setting. But the way you were describing

636
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:41,160
the timeline of the Renaissance era, the 1500s, I was like, oh, this is hundreds of years.

637
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:47,720
So that's interesting. On face value, I thought it was just World War II happened and then it was

638
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:53,560
like a zombie army situation where they summoned hell at the worst possible moment. And then that's

639
00:35:53,560 --> 00:36:00,760
the settings. No, it's hundreds of years in the making. It's pretty morbid because it also,

640
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:06,440
the world is in like, there's only, you know, it's a really weird joke about like, oh,

641
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:11,560
in the grind, our futures only war. Like on other planets, there's not war at all times. Whereas

642
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:19,000
on the world of trench crusade, everything is dedicated to everything is dedicated to the front

643
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:23,640
line of this war. And then again, like the front line has been stagnating. So it's just a massive

644
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:29,800
mire of death. And there's kind of no, you know, in 40k, like there's the emperor or something,

645
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,800
or like there's some kind of thing in which is like, oh, you know, there's some hope in

646
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:38,680
trench crusade is like, it's just, we're surviving. So, you know, we're hanging on by,

647
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:44,040
by literally our fingertips. Although I do like how this guy has adopted the ultramarines convention

648
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:51,320
of ranking officers, helmets, that makes sense. Yeah, that's very cool. The art is very nice.

649
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,640
And one of the one of the war hammer authors, black library guys is working on the lore for

650
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:03,400
this camera. Isn't the founder originally part of the Diablo team and he was a

651
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:10,040
concept artist. And that's why there's so much I think if I'm correct, maybe he just he's drawn

652
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:14,120
so much of them this himself. And it was a side project when he was working on Diablo. And he's

653
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:20,680
like, I finished with Diablo. I met my own thing. Nice. Cool. Yeah, great. Manil's gonna write a

654
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:25,640
story of writing the law parts for it. He's nice, very cool dude. I've interviewed him.

655
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:32,520
And let's go straight that up. Big, big, big, big sort of box tick in my life sort of thing.

656
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:37,400
I'm talking to someone who's written so many things I've read. That is very cool. All right,

657
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:42,360
why don't I finish the forces of the faithful and then we'll do some donations. And then how

658
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:52,680
we'll talk about some stuff works for everybody. Okay. Here we go. In the most dire of circumstances,

659
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:57,960
the faithful's greatest soldiers are called upon. One of these are the observers of the synod of

660
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:02,840
strategic prophecy. This is an order of warrior monks who have devoted themselves to a life of

661
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,480
absolute solitude. They spend their days sharpening their minds and bodies so that they may hear the

662
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,600
voice of God and become the ultimate weapon. Rarely does a monk leave the temple and those

663
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:17,960
soldiers who joined are often never seen again, save for the battlefield. They pray and train

664
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:23,320
rigorously and their mantle demands complete and uninterrupted concentration every single day.

665
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:29,480
All of this training is to wear what is known as an oculus helmet, a piece of equipment that allows

666
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:34,040
the observer to hear the voice of God. This incredible artifact grants them the capacity

667
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:38,760
to perceive the immediate past, present and future. Having such incredible perception brings

668
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:44,040
forth the ability to perform martial acts beyond human capabilities. However, living man is not

669
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:50,440
meant to hear these holy words and it is heard at a great cost. The voice of God never decays and so

670
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,320
superhuman focus must be employed to concentrate and extract the guidance of that moment amidst

671
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,960
the entire narration of creation itself. After wearing one of these helmets, the resonance

672
00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:04,840
will ceaselessly ring in their ears, making sleep impossible. Potent sedatives and mind-altering

673
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,680
drugs must be used for them to endure the battlefield's role for any length of time.

674
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:15,080
The capabilities of these monks and of the helmets goes further. The observers practice the recitation

675
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:19,480
of the words of God constantly and the special metal of their helmet allows them to replicate

676
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:24,600
the holy word to the maximum degree that a mortal being can. This is not the true word, of course,

677
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:29,160
so it cannot perform extreme acts, but when spoken as perfectly as possible, it will give them command

678
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:34,280
over any creature in creation momentarily. The observers master many weapons, but they are most

679
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:39,320
commonly seen using the trench pole arm. These can be used to vault over obstacles and drop into an

680
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:45,720
trench with incredible force. In combat, they are unbelievable. While their concentration holds,

681
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:50,200
they can see every attack before it happens and have honed their bodies and muscles so precisely

682
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,760
that they move the complete minimum amount to avoid these attacks. They are nigh-untouchable

683
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:59,880
and will slaughter droves of heretical soldiers with divine superhuman might. If their concentration

684
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:04,840
is lost for even a tiny moment, however, they may lose the voice that guides them and become vulnerable.

685
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,040
The next are the Paladins. They're basically

686
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,080
Primarchs. I don't like, there's no better way to describe the Paladins. They're basically

687
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:47,080
Primarchs and trench crusade. The one guy in the book is 17 feet tall. They wear giant armor and

688
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:52,120
big old weapons. So yeah, pretty much, but they are the greatest, they are definitely the greatest

689
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:58,840
warriors and heroes of the faithful. Only nine of the original 12 still stand today. Two of them

690
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:06,200
died and allegedly one of them turned traitor, but mentioning such of course will get you killed.

691
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:12,520
So, you know, that's the, don't talk about that. Grimdok setting. No, never.

692
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:19,320
And unfortunately for the faithful, it has proved impossible to create another Paladin for the last

693
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:25,000
300 years. They are near-perfect communicants who have blessed blood running through their veins

694
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,840
and they wear armor of incredible purity that cannot really be remade or reforged either. So

695
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:36,440
if their armor takes damage, it's not a great time because it's very hard to repair, generally

696
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:43,720
impossible. And these guys go into missions into hell itself and they're only sent on missions that

697
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:49,000
will prove to give a long-term and extreme benefit to the war effort. When they go into hell, they

698
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:56,040
have to experience unbelievable pain in the areas that their armor has been cracked or undone somehow.

699
00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:02,680
It's just not perfect. So these guys are baller. All the demons like aim for the groin armor, dude.

700
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:19,560
Yeah, I love the parchment on the armor as well. They're just like, I must, I must hide my, my

701
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:27,400
shlong with this long spiel of holy orders. In case it knocks someone out. That shield is probably

702
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:35,960
like 10 feet tall. If that guy is 17 feet tall. Same with that sword. The shield is a dude and a

703
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:42,360
half. Yeah. I'll just superimpose one of us like here. That's about where we stand. Yeah. Pretty,

704
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:48,440
pretty spooky. They are kept in concealed and secret cells and they're kept very far from any

705
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:54,040
outsiders. And when the time comes, they are armed and armored by blinded and gelled as serfs because

706
00:42:54,040 --> 00:43:00,200
no impure gaze or carnal desire is to fall upon the paladin by any servants of the church. They

707
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,760
are given their last rites before they die, before they head out, because there is no mission more

708
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:10,840
dangerous than war within Gehenna. And these holy warriors perform operations of extreme danger

709
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:15,080
and importance such as assassinating nobles of hell, destroying infernal laboratories,

710
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:21,000
or interrogating devils. Each layer of hell has a different deadly atmosphere and each requires a

711
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:26,040
specific suit of armor to survive in. So a paladin must always go alone and there will be no one to

712
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:33,400
help him or even retrieve him if he dies. They're pretty neat. Not much more to say about them.

713
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:39,240
I summarized them quickly, thankfully. I just like the idea of a paladin goes into one of the

714
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:46,120
circles of hell and he sees the doomslayer and they just kind of go, Oh, hello. Hi there. I see

715
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:52,120
each other of like a chasm like doing a good job. Yeah. As the doomslayer would say, they go back

716
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:56,280
to their business. It would be quite disastrous though, if they, since they only have nine

717
00:43:56,280 --> 00:44:01,400
paladins left, if they lose one, then that's one circle of hell that they probably cannot venture

718
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:08,200
to anymore. Isn't they have lust? There's an Argooners in the chat. They have like different

719
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:14,920
armor suits for, depending on which layer of hell they will do their mission in. So they are,

720
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:20,200
because each thing is like a different curse they have to repel. Do they only have like one suit for

721
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:24,280
each level that that layer that they have to share or is it to have a suit per unit?

722
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:29,800
I mean, I think there's only, yeah, I think there's, I imagine there's only nine suits

723
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:35,160
that the nine guys wear because it's basically impossible to replace their holy armor and weapons.

724
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,800
I just like the idea that one of them is in the locker room. It's like,

725
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,320
I'm going to the second. So I was like, no, I want to go to the second circle. And they're like,

726
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:46,360
no, you went second circle last time. I want to go to second circle now. I'm wearing the armor.

727
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:52,040
Yeah. It says dad is God.

728
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:59,480
Share kids. What's like what happened to Jesus Christ as well, isn't it? Like Jesus Christ in

729
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:04,120
the setting was like, they cloned his dead body or something like that.

730
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:10,520
Like in the in the in the PDF, something weird and heretical.

731
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:17,640
I think that's how they used to make the grails. They they're parts of like clones from Jesus

732
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:22,200
Christ. Yeah, the Meta Christ or something. I must say the only thing I'm thinking of is that

733
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:27,160
family guy sketch was just like, return of the Christ to crucify this. And it's like,

734
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:33,480
I mean, even the ghost is like, you're crazy, Jesus. You're crazy. That's what my ex wife said.

735
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,040
To M16 shooting all the demons. That'd be quite.

736
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:43,000
I need to rewatch Family Guy on. No, you don't know. You need to watch.

737
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,080
Whole episodes of Family Guy is just horrendous clips of Family Guy.

738
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,080
Yeah, catch me. Catch me five hours later.

739
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:57,640
It reminds me of the time that how went to rewatch Family Guy and it's just him smacking my

740
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:02,840
head against a door, a metal door or something. We do have some more donations

741
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:07,400
though from you beautiful people. Thank you.

742
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:14,120
That felt like a hostage negotiation. I'm not sure what that's referring to, but fair enough.

743
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:20,200
Probably from earlier. Document USA for five bucks. I came when I heard Andy say Dark Souls

744
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:25,720
2. Crazy. I just sent a message to Colin and he was like, bruh.

745
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,600
No, we're really free to have the wrong opinion.

746
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,960
That's why you're still here. Will you say that? Would you like to read this one, Colin?

747
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:41,320
Joseph Pollard, member for nine months, mid souls to Andy and Colin are right.

748
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:45,480
Well, thank you, Joseph. Such followers.

749
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:52,600
Would you guys rather live in 40K or PC if you were a normal person there? I would pick

750
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:57,240
TC because I can fight for a God that actually likes me. I'd pick 40K. I'll take my chances.

751
00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:00,920
Pleasure planet or laser. I'm a high risk.

752
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:06,280
It's a crazy gamble. Do I get to pick where I live is the criteria.

753
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:12,440
How I answer that? Your species, Eva. So you could be like, I'm born as an elder. Oh no.

754
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,400
Goodbye. I'm irrelevant. Oh no.

755
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,800
All right. Living standards. I think they're fine.

756
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:27,160
Towing that bad, but God forbid you want to do something different on the weekend.

757
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:34,120
You're a fire custer. I'm not allowed to read.

758
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,880
I choose to shade too. I could kill me.

759
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:42,600
No, no. Trent, you say it sounds like it's just, it's all is like,

760
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,960
is a death world the entire time in 40K. You've got a chance.

761
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:52,040
Eli's doing it for the drip. He's like, look at that. That's the way.

762
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:57,320
Antioch broke before the faithful did. Thank you. Skellnarr, the underlord. $5.

763
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,680
Huge. That's real.

764
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,960
May even Virgil. Thank you for the 10. Trench crusade is my new love.

765
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:08,520
A word of warning. The minis are soft plastic. So if you get the physical ones,

766
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:12,840
impossible to sand. Well, good to know. What love have you guys looked at the actual minis

767
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,520
and gave your thoughts? I am printing off, getting my friend to print me off some

768
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:23,080
saltinate minis. I'm excited for that. Nice set for basically five bucks.

769
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:28,760
Maybe I'll finish my dark souls to boss run today. F you alone. But that's a fun fight.

770
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,680
I mean, if you're able to get like the no hit finish on it, that'll be, and he does his own.

771
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:38,040
He's weak. He's a samurai. Yeah. Yeah. That's tough. That one.

772
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:43,320
Is a dark souls to his movement sucks. Don't get my USA for five bucks.

773
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:47,240
I'm trying to get really drunk and pain my mechanized.

774
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,920
I'd prefer pain on that one. You mean you're going to pain it. What do you mean by that?

775
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:59,800
With me and my fellow trench pilgrims, drunk drivers, just destroyed an enemy of Christ

776
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,960
police officer during our trench crusade. Good man.

777
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,480
Big enough. Thank you for the five.

778
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,280
Huge. Huge.

779
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,960
There's Jack and I need this.

780
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:13,320
It's the old silver with the $5 with an R in front of them.

781
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:23,960
My favorite genre. What if God was real and he hated you anyway, three of you are looking good

782
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:28,120
and one is looking great. You know, I'm winning no matter who I take it.

783
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:37,000
Nice wizard PFP. Thank you for the two new Antioch is basically Acadia. Yeah.

784
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,920
Kind of. Yeah.

785
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,760
I believe. I guess.

786
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:48,920
Chad, I have, I have bad news for all of you. There are, there are other pieces of media that

787
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:56,360
aren't more crazy, right? Crazy. Cause that one really

788
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:01,880
pulled us all. Next, I believe it's my turn. I was super excited about this.

789
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,800
Cause I have one more thing to talk about. We jumped down a little bit.

790
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,520
We didn't try what trench pilgrims, they're also part of the faith.

791
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,440
Oh yes. The trench pilgrims.

792
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:16,600
Yeah. They are the, they are wondering possessions of men and women who have been

793
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:21,240
touched by God somehow, either through revelation, zealous faith or penance. They

794
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,360
have been called to fight under the banner of a prophet of some sort.

795
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,800
They are generally disorganized groups and they armed themselves with whatever they can,

796
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:34,280
whatever they can find and whatever they can carry. They're not sanctioned by the Holy

797
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,680
sea, but their actions have received the blessings of the church because they are some of the most

798
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:43,800
zealous and fearless warriors amongst the faithful. Most of them have little to no training,

799
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:48,680
but they are very fearless. They're very brave. Satan himself could not instill fear into these

800
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:54,120
fervent and faithful soldiers at times. They may be accompanied by stigmatic nuns. Those are the

801
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:59,000
naked ladies. They've not on our pictures. Thankfully they are warrior women of extreme

802
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:06,200
lethality. Stop the podcast. Some may even be so blessed as to contain the big fellows. We saw

803
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:12,680
before the lumbering anchorage shrines, which are basically dreadnoughts. They're just dudes

804
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,920
in constant pain running around killing heretics, sticking them on the wheels.

805
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:23,000
And they have a big guy who's not in pain being. Not going to happen. It was great.

806
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:28,040
Not going to happen. Guy who's like, I have no emotions or feelings. Great. And there's like,

807
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:36,760
no, he has to suffer. A common sight to behold are the ecclesiastic prisoners, which are,

808
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,360
I don't think we have a picture of them either, unfortunately, but they're dudes with like the

809
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:45,480
wooden things around their hands. I don't know what they're called and a weird helmet. And they're

810
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:50,200
strapped with explosives and they're sent ahead of the possessions. They're generally condemned

811
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,400
prisoners or volunteers looking for penance. They run up to the heretics and they blow up.

812
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:01,640
And there they said it. Some of them miraculously survive. So I will bless.

813
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,240
Hey, maybe if you blow up, you don't.

814
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:09,960
There is no limit to the variety of the trench pilgrims. And each possession has its own unique

815
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:15,560
attributes. They very much the build your own, make your own war band guys. They're pretty cool.

816
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,720
There we might have a picture here. There's the anchor, right? There's a triangle head guys that

817
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:23,720
you've seen. Some of them are also like, I don't know how to describe it. They, some of them wear

818
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:28,600
millstones around their necks to, you know, put on heretics so that they drown in the mud of the

819
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:34,200
trenches, which is pretty, pretty metal. To be fair. Another thing about this photo is you've

820
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:41,480
heard of pyramid head. Check out his head, older brother. Oh no, there is a pyramid guy. Gothic

821
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:52,200
block or something. The man is solid. Angry cathedral spot. Yeah. Greg would run away.

822
00:52:52,200 --> 00:53:01,640
The cathedral's coming. That would be the forces of the faithful more or less. So now we can

823
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:07,480
talk about Hal's stuff. You think that guy's old, Nattie? He's like has Nattie's, oh he said.

824
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:17,480
And I believe there's a, there's a picture of a man in a gas mask who has like rusted features

825
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:23,480
upon this. This is where we will begin. There he is, the freaking baby. We thought about the blessing.

826
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:31,960
With his son. Yes. With the fetus on the belt. How do we make 40k cherubs worse?

827
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:41,720
Also, this one like say cheese. Click. My word. You're not strapped up with the fetus on the belt.

828
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:48,680
I don't know what you're doing. Well, this is, I actually, you know, we talk about the good guys so

829
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:58,200
far. We have that son stricken from the records. Now we begin with the darkness. This is, we talked

830
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:03,560
about the good things. Now we're talking about the heretic legion, which is the forces of hell.

831
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:09,640
Slight bit of background lore for that. It's pretty much like Dante's Inferno where like hell has nine

832
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:14,920
layers. And essentially they conquered most of what is like the Middle East and Anatolia. That's

833
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:20,760
like their regions. And they recruit slash people that basically were dealing with people who come

834
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:27,960
from this area in the trench crusade world. I will begin with its its first foray describes as

835
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:34,120
a shroud of darkness blankets the world. Smoke and brimstone spews from the yawning gates of

836
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:40,360
Inferno, enveloping the lands where people have abandoned God and openly wage war against his

837
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:48,040
creation, which goes pretty hard. It describes a full third of humanity has been corrupted and

838
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:54,920
serves essentially hell. And from their main like hub, which was now based destroyed, destroyed

839
00:54:54,920 --> 00:55:01,320
Jerusalem and all throughout the sands of the Middle East. This is the entire region that is

840
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:10,120
owned by hell itself. And essentially, again, Satan, Satan is real in this universe. And from

841
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:15,480
all the people who live in this like, literally God, literally God forsaken land, you know, it's

842
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:24,600
horrific. And it's pretty much like Chicago on drugs is just terrible. And from these I think,

843
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:29,080
I think, I think that's just a lot of Chicago. Yeah, imagine that but worse.

844
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:38,600
From these areas for the vault citizens and citizenry, they are either willingly or

845
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:44,840
unwillingly inducted into the Legion of the heretic Legion. These like the mortal humans.

846
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:51,320
Although to be fair, some people who are able to get in, they will purposely mutilate themselves

847
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:58,280
to basically like even get a one up. And also I quote this from the actual primer,

848
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:04,120
because it describes like what general life is in delivering these areas. Firstborn children are

849
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:09,960
cast into the mouths of burning statues of Baal and human flesh is sold by the pound in dreadful

850
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:18,840
markets. So yeah, it's an all version. Freaking down in the markets, I'm gonna get myself a deal.

851
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:28,760
Inverted pyramids and towers plunge into the depths of vast cities. They are built of iron

852
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:36,040
and black stone. Within these grand pits stand sacrificial, sacrificial altars, where the weeping

853
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:43,080
captives of the faithful are slowly sliced to death over agonizing days and weeks. And essentially,

854
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:51,000
they are turned into rugs. The way you said that for some reason, like, just for that episode of

855
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,680
The Simpsons where Homer goes to hell and he's being chopped up and then like put together.

856
00:56:54,680 --> 00:57:00,120
God, that's where my brain went. And then it gets worse because those are the areas which are

857
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:05,560
considered the nice parts because it turns out hell actually reached into the real world here.

858
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:11,640
And as Eli mentioned, like many of the different forces of hell fall under different demons and

859
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:18,840
demon princes. And from there, like where the actual like hell begins, essentially it says like

860
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:24,680
they spew from like literally from the ground like volcanic stone, like encapsulates the areas around

861
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:31,240
them though. And throughout the entire region near hell, the condemned and the uncontemned

862
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:39,000
are crucified upside down. They, this is in quotes, accounts speak of sprawling factories as well,

863
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:46,200
because, you know, this is 1914. So they've been industrializing hell apparently. And there are

864
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:52,680
factories made of mutilated flesh and metal, and their forges never end and they continue building

865
00:57:52,680 --> 00:58:00,520
the munitions of an ongoing and unending war. If you're thinking, man, I've wanted a promotion at

866
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:08,600
work, shout out to Sen, who's, you know, working hard. Turns out, hell's heretic legion have a way

867
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:12,600
of getting promoted. One way of entering the legion-

868
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,360
Imagining their HR department. You have a pay rise.

869
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,840
Oh, the HR department anyways, I'm sure just as good as the legion of hell.

870
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,040
Fair point.

871
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:31,000
They have universal healthcare. If you to, for those who wish, you know, being in the lands of

872
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:37,000
hell, the people here are twisted. And to win a place amongst the heretic legions, they must first

873
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:44,680
take the unholy pilgrimage to the burning bronze gates of hell itself. Most people, if they get

874
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:52,440
anywhere near it, your flesh just burns and splits and it becomes unbearable. And for those who make

875
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:58,760
it quite far in, they're considered like they've made a decent effort at it. And, you know, they

876
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:04,120
essentially make dark packs with demons and they are inducted into the heretic legions.

877
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:08,440
It describes the area around here as like, essentially, it's a permanent sound of wailing

878
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:14,840
souls and there are charred bodies everywhere. Because apparently the knoll clings up.

879
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:22,360
And for those who are thinking, you know, hey, man, I'm maybe even a little bit better. It gets,

880
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:28,920
you know, I'm better than all these crazy people. I can actually get a- I can start somewhere higher

881
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:35,880
up in the company. So there are people who actually make it to the gates of hell itself.

882
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:41,880
And these ones are called the anointed. I think there's a picture of one has like a crest. If

883
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:48,520
Andy has that one as well. It's like a really weird like dark, not that one. It's like a

884
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:54,920
more regular bloke, regular bloke in quotation. I think it was the other way, but as one up in

885
00:59:54,920 --> 01:00:02,040
up in trench crusade. Yeah. There you go. There you go. Yeah. So these ones can be called the

886
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:08,840
anointed and what the way to get to the gates of hell is not really like to do with endurance is

887
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:14,920
actually like, it's how it affects your soul. So those, the people who are truly horrific people

888
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:21,000
are able to get close to the gates of hell and they are grounded the right to wear always heavy

889
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:25,960
Gehenna armor, like full on suits. And they get to wield weapons that are essentially better than

890
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:32,840
everyone else's ones that most regular people are not even able to hold up. And they will send these

891
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:37,960
ones, you know, sort of as a, you know, at these massive waves of what is essentially like meat

892
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:44,040
shields. And then the slightly elite ones, tides of war beasts, like follow along, follow along

893
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:50,280
with all of these like crazy different sort of forces that eventually will, you know, smash

894
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:55,800
against the walls of Antioch or we'll try to fight the faithful in Hispania or other places.

895
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:00,200
I think it even says like, there's not actual units for this yet one, but there's one that's

896
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:05,880
like, there's dreaded artillery, witches who act as mobile artillery light supporting lightning

897
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,720
assault. So they, there's, there's a thing coming up for that, hopefully.

898
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:16,600
He's giving me a leg at Linnaeus from new Vegas is edgy older brother vibes to me.

899
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:21,800
I gotta be honest. Well, I guess, well then, you know what, it gets edgier though, because then

900
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:26,760
you're thinking these guys are elite. There's another kind of elite. There's one which are,

901
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:31,320
there's another, there's another imagery of this one, which is, is similar in like this burnished,

902
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:36,280
like rusted armor, but they have this one here that, yeah, that's one. So these ones are called

903
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:41,640
the heretic death commandos. The artwork for the audio listeners, it's, I don't even know how to

904
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:46,680
describe it. It's just complete like Ross with a, again, you'd have to go look up something like

905
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:53,880
this for yourself. It's heavily armed armadillo of death. Yeah. The skin is like, if she was an

906
01:01:53,880 --> 01:02:02,360
artillery witch, he has DJB stuff. So people who become death command, you already sold me,

907
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:10,200
you can stay, you already struck oil. You would never say oil. He's a good Americans.

908
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:18,760
Oh, get there. I can hear eagles already. So you're thinking some people, you know, they,

909
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:23,400
they prove themselves and they've rocked up to hell and they got their flesh permanently burned.

910
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:30,200
There are those who they are taken unwillingly taken at a young age, even before they would

911
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:35,560
take this trial, they are actually brought into hell itself and they are raised to be specifically

912
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:42,440
death commandos and many children essentially are kidnapped and barely any will survive this process,

913
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:49,480
kind of like space Marines, you know, and they actually will go into the seventh circle of hell

914
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:54,360
and they are taught to basically be assassins, but more like assassins on the battlefield.

915
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:59,080
And they are considered the greatest killers and murderers specifically for arch devils.

916
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:05,080
They have civic things called Tartarus claws, which are quenched in the rivers of the river

917
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:10,120
sticks spell S T Y X. I don't know if I can remember my mythology on that.

918
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:17,080
This is what Achilles got dipped in. I thought it was that one. Percy Jackson goes there.

919
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:22,600
Yeah. And Percy Jackson. Yes. But apparently this one is a source of poison, more potent than any

920
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:28,440
mortal venom could ever be. So it's been, it's been, it's been altered apparently this river.

921
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:35,800
What's also weird about the commander ones is like they move far. They think I didn't even crawl on

922
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:41,720
them all forward at some point, but they also have, they take down targets pretty much like, so like,

923
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,560
I, you know, the commander was there at one point and then he wasn't cause they either got like

924
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:51,960
ropey tackled, you know, into pace or they sometimes take a silence pistols as well, which is very

925
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,440
weird. Cause you wouldn't think that someone that big could be that silent,

926
01:03:54,440 --> 01:04:00,600
but they also are equipped with stealth generators and they operate by diffracting lights. So they're

927
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:07,560
not invisible, but they near enough and they, apparently they're powered, the technology is

928
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:12,760
powered by the heart, the heart of an innocent. And it's not, well, the thing is it doesn't really

929
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:18,200
keep them invisible, but spiddily specifically, but it actually keeps the eyes of God away from

930
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:23,000
them. So those who are blessed actually cannot necessarily perceive them. But obviously regular

931
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:31,160
blokes, they like that, that blur just my friend. It's surprising they have like three famous ones

932
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:38,120
who are called Kane, Barabbas and Haman, who apparently they are as Eli referred to earlier.

933
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:42,200
These are the ones who did the simultaneous assassination of the Supreme Pontiff of the

934
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:51,480
church, the high alyah and the Holy Roman emperor in the year 1894. And these guys don't die. So,

935
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:57,880
yeah, they're pretty much around those ones. The next one we have, I believe is an image of one,

936
01:04:57,880 --> 01:05:02,520
it's kind of like, this is the equivalent of the heretic legions chaplain sort of figure. So there's

937
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:08,040
a guy in like black robes and he's got, he's holding a head back a bit, Andy, he was holding a head.

938
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,560
Oh no, we're almost there, almost there.

939
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:23,720
Yeah, it's kind of their own head. Yeah. So this is, this one gets like, you thought this one was

940
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:31,800
edgy so far, this one gets really good. Okay. Spicy question boys. His head is, you know,

941
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:38,280
like that Microsoft screensaver, where it's all those tubes that just this guy's head.

942
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:46,520
Wow. For the audio listeners, the character has literally cut his own head off and he's holding it

943
01:05:46,520 --> 01:05:53,160
aloft and and there are angular veins making shapes coming out of his neck and it looks like

944
01:05:53,160 --> 01:06:00,280
the the desktop screensaver from the early 2000s. I had to mention it. I mean, this is right on

945
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:10,680
there. Spicy take here in this section, self deletion. Okay. Is considered a mortal sin.

946
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:15,960
So the willing and the unwilling or the willing and the unwilling, I start with the start with

947
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:23,320
the unwilling. They can all be co-opted into the heretic legion. But those who self take,

948
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:31,320
let's just say, have specifically, that is a spite, those who do it in an effort to spite God,

949
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:35,640
and the chance to be rewarded, they essentially sacrifice themselves to the glory of hell.

950
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:43,240
And this is considered such an affront to God that it is rewarded. And so these

951
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:48,280
beings become the equivalent to what are like chaplains in Warhammer 40k.

952
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:53,720
And they've chosen our dress in like these dark robes, and they sort of resemble kind of like

953
01:06:53,720 --> 01:07:00,600
pre scarps, as if for the people who can see it, they is very much like a sort of is a bit more

954
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:05,240
cleaner than a lot of the other heretic legions stuff. But it's good, I guessing it's because

955
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:11,240
they are more of like, they're a background guy yelling stuff in the heat of battle. Supposedly,

956
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:15,800
the ones who are more blessed are the ones who did more wounds to themselves whilst they were

957
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:22,200
whilst they were ending it all, let's just say, because this is apparently pleasing. And they are

958
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:26,440
undead, they're considered undead, and they essentially limp onto battlefields. And they

959
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:32,040
choose like a heretic war band to attach to. And they take their severed heads and they start

960
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:38,200
singing agonizing hymns that if the enemy, you know, if the faithful hear these hymns,

961
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:43,560
essentially is a death sentence, because it's you get filled with visions of the pits of hell.

962
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:50,920
And it arose in your Friday by Rebecca Black. Friday, you know, that's good again.

963
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,240
Man, it's good. Come back around. What are you talking about? What?

964
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:02,520
It came back around. What do you mean? Again? What happens over there in the UK? Like we hated it.

965
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:07,160
And then as I'm right, we got nostalgic about it because it was funny. And then it's like still

966
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:13,640
not. And that's not good. Did we? Did we? Are you speaking French? Who is this?

967
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:19,880
I love how I've said stuff like horrific things before, but the Rebecca, Rebecca Black.

968
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:25,560
We draw the line here. No disrespect to her. It's not a good song.

969
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:29,960
No, it's not really a good song, but it's funny. My hand is a classic.

970
01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:37,400
It's a classic. You know that, bro. But essentially hearing this, the unholy,

971
01:08:37,400 --> 01:08:44,200
you know, the speaking in tongues of these choristers, they it is a death sentence,

972
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:48,920
because as soon as you heard it, you're basically going to go mad. There's no there's no cure.

973
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:52,840
There's literally nothing they can do. There are places in New Antioch, which are like halls

974
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:59,560
filled with people who have heard these carrying calls. So yeah, that one really these guys are

975
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:03,720
horrific. And if they're on the battlefield, you got to plug your ears somehow. It's it's

976
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:11,960
it's down bad for madness. The next one, though, and I do believe this is a tricky one because

977
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:17,880
the artwork for this is this is the most disgusting once we have a trans crusade. This is like the

978
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:26,200
massive bug like thing, Andy, if you can find that one looking. Yes. So yes, we begin with the next

979
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:31,320
fact, I do not like looking at you. Nergal if Games Workshop actually made good. So

980
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:38,280
this guy's not having fun at all. Would you like to describe it for the audio listeners?

981
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:46,440
A postulant, a postulant booboo of a person whose eyes are bulging like, like a pockmarked

982
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:52,680
blister, I guess. It's like a plague. Like imagine a lore accurate plague drone.

983
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:56,760
If you see him out a bit, though, he has a bit more to him, though, as well. He's got a nice face.

984
01:09:56,760 --> 01:10:05,080
He's got exposed intestines. There's lots of like, beer beers and burgers and everything

985
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:09,720
sounds more disgusting if you go. Oh, and if you did exercise, but all right.

986
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:18,200
Is it the fact that it's wet as well? Like it's moist? Yeah. Look at the look at the

987
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:22,520
slime. Look at the glisten on that. Sorry, Chad, if this isn't something.

988
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:27,800
You know how some people do like sub goals and stuff for Twitch?

989
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:38,120
Get rid of the image. I'll begin, though. So this is actually Andy, if he took off his glasses.

990
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:46,600
So I strain glasses, I'll have you know, this is actually another faction in

991
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:53,800
a trench crusade. This is some with a tertiary, like the forces of hell, but it's not considered

992
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:59,240
heretic legion, which is mostly full with mortal and all like, you know, upgraded mortals. This is

993
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:08,040
the forces of the black grail. Now, imagine things like typhus, malaria, typhoid, smallpox,

994
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:12,600
yellow fever, pneumonia, trench foot, trench fever,

995
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:20,360
Marquesian disease. I don't even know. Yes. And he did it. He did the thing. Many, many diseases

996
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:27,000
are rampant throughout many of the trenches throughout this entire world. And these things

997
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:35,560
are not necessarily naturally occurring. They, they are enhanced and they are spread by a certain

998
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:40,520
being, but there is something that's even worse than all of these. And it's called

999
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:44,920
the disease is literally a disease called the black grail, because this thing isn't a normal disease.

1000
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:52,360
This thing is, this is hell disease created by the Lord Beelzebub, the Lord of flies and cell

1001
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:58,840
normal disease. Are you kidding me? Really? No, I think a friend of mine caught that last week.

1002
01:11:58,840 --> 01:12:05,640
You got better. I mean, I had a guy who grew up, a boss kiss who grew up for boss kiss when he caught

1003
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:12,760
the common cold. Yeah. It's double every day. I heard there was a guy who got a buzz light stuck

1004
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:19,240
in him. This is me after six months of dating a Hello Kitty girl.

1005
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:29,960
Yeah. What's going on here? What's going on? There's ammunition.

1006
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:37,080
Bullets, infected bullets. Quote.

1007
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:44,680
Bruh. But you know, Beelzebub, the Lord of flies, the Prince of Gehenna himself, he hates all of

1008
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:52,360
God's creation. And he only wishes to pervert it and warp it because it just gets him going. And

1009
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:57,720
he's again, he's very reminiscent of Nurgle, but there's, it's more terrifying than the Nurgle one.

1010
01:12:57,720 --> 01:13:04,120
Like Nurgle was like, considered like he's like a grandfather figure. Beelzebub hates everybody.

1011
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:08,440
He's just a hate incarnate. Beelzebub hates everyone.

1012
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:12,520
No, it's crazy, man. Crazy. No, I'm not saying so.

1013
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:18,280
The demon Lord himself, again, like kind of like Dante's Inferno, they all live on different layers

1014
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:25,080
of hell. But he rules from his putrid fortress that spews forth torrents of demonic Hellflies,

1015
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:32,520
scorpions, locusts and other infernal insects. And essentially, every time the gates of Hell open,

1016
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:37,880
like obviously, like the forces of Hell come out and demons possibly come out, but then also

1017
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:44,280
a massive tidal wave of like disease and other things and all these little creatures and locusts

1018
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:49,800
and things will emerge at the same time because the other guys like, you know, let it go. And

1019
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:54,760
it goes through a cycle though. So every time he releases the black grail, after nine days,

1020
01:13:54,760 --> 01:14:01,400
his insects swarm all over like the front lines and eventually they eat themselves and devour

1021
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:06,280
everything or, you know, it will plant life in the region until they die. And then behind it

1022
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:12,280
leaves the black grail, which is like a disease, but it's got demon stuff infusing it in which

1023
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:18,760
there is no cure. Once you have it, there is nothing you can do about it. So the victims

1024
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:24,360
will first feel tumors grow within them, then boils and weeping pustules. Literally,

1025
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:30,360
their flesh will start melting off and in their wake, you are left screaming. You're fully

1026
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:35,320
conscious by the way, you don't get like a brain fever. You are fully like, you're in it and you

1027
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:41,480
are left screaming and acting until you die. One thing is though, like whenever these kind of

1028
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:47,240
fates seem to appear, what's stopping someone from putting the proverbial lasgun in their mouth?

1029
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:52,920
Like at a certain point, surely, you know, like, this ain't gonna go, this ain't gonna end well.

1030
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:56,680
Is there a repercussion for that with trench crusade? Is there like a, well, then you become

1031
01:14:56,680 --> 01:15:01,720
like an undead googly boo and is he even worse? Or is it just like, well,

1032
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:10,120
and well, I mean, bring out the flame, the heavy flame, and then just look and do really.

1033
01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:15,320
I feel like that probably happens plenty often. Yeah, literally.

1034
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:21,400
Is the funeral pyre ready? Yes, I'm going now. No, I'm going now. I'm ready.

1035
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:26,600
You know, there's like diving competition, like body body, like floppy competitions, they do off

1036
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:32,200
like top boards and diving things is like that, but on the pyre, because it's like immediately

1037
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:40,840
get me in those cleansing flames. It is bad. But essentially when the basically if the black grail

1038
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:47,640
is a certain death, and there's nothing people can do to save you. Most servants on the black grail,

1039
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:53,400
so those who are infected by it and come has become servants, they are mostly unwilling.

1040
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:58,760
And they are spared death so long as they spread the plague more. So you're not a person who like

1041
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:02,280
definitely, you know, when a certain virus is going around the world, and they were like,

1042
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:11,720
coughing on people. Avon ladies, if you follow the scheme now, sell the products or you're gonna

1043
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:15,880
not make money. Oh, I need to sell it to other people to make money. Yeah, I understand.

1044
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:20,360
Not pyramid scheme, but more like there are people who out there who like they purposely cough and

1045
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:28,440
other people. This is them. These are these are you MS. And they been they they roam like mad,

1046
01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:34,520
like mad savages throughout these lands and the front lines. They basically slowly like mush

1047
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:40,760
together like effigies and towers from things they steal off of like corpses, because it pleases Lord

1048
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:48,360
Beelzebub because it's like, defaning or deep. What's the word like you're you're making a mockery

1049
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:57,080
of something that should be pure. So often on a chlasm kind of thing. blaspheming, kind of blasphemes,

1050
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:05,320
creation. And these things, these beautiful fly things we see in front of you are musical the

1051
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:12,200
heralds of the above as you can probably imagine what the real thing looks like though. This is

1052
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:19,400
the last finishing point on the the mortal followers though. They often they are considered

1053
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:24,280
parts of things like things called like the Knights of the Order of the fly. They have like own like

1054
01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:29,480
weird bands that some of them are organized. And there are ones who actually willingly embrace the

1055
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:35,960
black grail and all its problems as to say, and Beelzebub is very pleased with these people and

1056
01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:41,000
they are actually given weapons and armor. And they are gifted like, you know, essentially like

1057
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:46,920
a massive rusted equipment. That's incredibly, you know, vile and dangerous to be around.

1058
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:52,920
And if they sacrifice people, Beelzebub loves it even more. But these heralds, these are literally

1059
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:58,920
called Lord of Flies. Some of them were victims of the black grail, or they could just be a massive

1060
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:06,360
like corpses pushed together and made into one of these. And all people who are not willing,

1061
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:13,640
they are bestowed the honor of being a vessel for the black grail. And they literally turn into

1062
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:20,040
these massive grotesque winged insects are like bloated flesh as we see for the video here.

1063
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:24,680
And the people inside so all the people who are attached to it, they're all still alive.

1064
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:34,040
Yeah, so dead space vibes where those guys who are like attached to the walls and they have like,

1065
01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:39,880
like tendrils, like pour out their stomachs and they're screaming as they do. And while you're

1066
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:45,160
fighting them, they're screaming and then they die. You're like, Oh, that's bad. Yeah.

1067
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:51,880
It's a people who are part of this creature are fully conscious and aware, but they have no

1068
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:58,360
control over the body. And these heralds are essentially when the forces of the black grail,

1069
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:03,640
so I you know, the mobs and the ones who are considered part of the night, when they attack,

1070
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:07,960
these are the vanguard they get sent in and they attack people first. So people here,

1071
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:12,600
like the buzzing of the drone wings, and they'll see you know what's coming because it basically

1072
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:17,640
means if I get anywhere, if he's get anywhere near me, we're dead. And they also have infected

1073
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:22,200
weapons like as we can see on screen like infected muskets that often shoot things like

1074
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:30,280
wriggling worms that eat people from the inside out. So yeah, this is pretty slippery. Quite icky

1075
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:41,560
is the art direction is pended. My god, slippery, slippery, tentacle, hentai coat. Like I don't like

1076
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:50,760
this. Why is the gun? Why is your phone sticky? We do have another with art piece as well for

1077
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:59,480
I believe it's one of the grail nights as I the night that one the one that's like the dog kind

1078
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:05,320
of in the armor. And if you go back to that also, then as well, these are considered like,

1079
01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:09,480
and members of the heritage leadings and sometimes a grail at once if you go back and

1080
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:15,560
you like that massive like swap, there's a guy on the floor there. These can often be

1081
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:22,040
all that that's one I will go to after though. But yeah, they go to stick on that one for that one,

1082
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:27,400
Andy. So these ones is the last part of my section. These are called, you know, if you're thinking

1083
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:32,840
again, as I mentioned earlier, people want to pay rise, you know, it's 2025, people need to be paid

1084
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:39,080
what they you know, a living wage, you can upgrade yourself, you know, there's bills above is may

1085
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:45,160
hate every single thing in existence. But there are some things he's willing to like, hear you out

1086
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:51,720
on the him out boys. So there are plague nights, which are they're very rare, these things are not

1087
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:57,080
quite as common like as elites and other armies. But these are ones who considered they are mortals

1088
01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:04,680
who they truly share in quotations, the vision of the hell's above, and wish the entire world to end

1089
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:11,400
in putrid parasite infested mass, eternally writhing in the throes of endless plagues,

1090
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:18,920
bestowed upon all by the black grail. And for amongst these people, they essentially like the

1091
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:25,080
really fucked up people, these are the ones who get to join the order of the fly as plague nights.

1092
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:31,880
And when the black grail comes, these people are the ones who are like they are leading the charge

1093
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:36,040
a lot of the time, they actually love it. And they're almost like, kind of like the noble thing,

1094
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:41,560
like they're mad with delight into like, they take for the thing we know that the thing on

1095
01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:46,760
dark Imperium, where like typhus sees the soldier get corrupted in front of him.

1096
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:54,120
This Yeah, yeah, then then he like compels him into an IKEA flat pack. That was fun. Reset.

1097
01:21:54,120 --> 01:22:00,760
It was blessing again, again, again, the guys that like, yeah, yeah,

1098
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:05,800
poor guy. Yes, like, you get like dried out into his bones crack. And then he then he

1099
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:12,920
starts bloating with possible disgusting. But their body gets like, weirdly distended,

1100
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:16,760
and they become creatures of like, they're halfway in between being alive and dead,

1101
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:22,920
because the black grail diseases within them. I must say, I do really like the design with a

1102
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:29,880
kind of lanky like you look at the arms here. It's like thin arms. Yeah. But there's like that that

1103
01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:36,360
Kite and it's like, moth like, oh, these are wings of flight. And then the hands have now got like,

1104
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:43,320
free fingers. So it's like this like Abe's Odyssey style. I like that. That's like a nice little,

1105
01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:48,120
little tweaks. And obviously the big nose where it's like, ah, there is in the mosquitoes quite a

1106
01:22:48,120 --> 01:22:53,720
lot. Yeah, which is very cool. And these are people who actually like they kind of, they're

1107
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:58,680
not like adult or mad, but they do retain most of their sentience. And they're pretty intelligent.

1108
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:03,560
They act they operate like, you know, they could fight like a real person, or they can't even

1109
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:08,120
remember most of their past life, a lot of their memory gets stolen by becoming a plague night.

1110
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:15,240
Although played as can come in different shapes and forms, they often are like, you know,

1111
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:21,240
nimble and quick. And often if they're very good, you know, Beelzebub will be very, very pleased

1112
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:26,040
with them. And they can actually leave the mortal realm. And they are invited to hell itself.

1113
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:33,000
Considering apparently there are considered 12 plague nights who are the famous ones,

1114
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:37,240
quote unquote. And it's a mockery of like, there's like 12 paladins of the church,

1115
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:40,680
there are 12 plague nights, although I don't think they're the equivalent in power,

1116
01:23:40,680 --> 01:23:45,720
don't necessarily. But they essentially they these the ones who are the best,

1117
01:23:45,720 --> 01:23:51,480
they are welcomed into Beelzebub, you know, horrifying fortress within hell called Echron.

1118
01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:58,280
And apparently, it's so bad that no one living thing has ever seen it and come back. So they

1119
01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:03,720
can't even describe it even even other demons don't go there because it's so horrible.

1120
01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:09,720
That is essentially the black grail and the heretic legions do anymore. I think we have

1121
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:16,360
some donations as well from after them. We do we have two donations. So thank you very much.

1122
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:31,240
Yeah, yeah, I was already on it. Shelexis what is gripper again with the five bucks.

1123
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:36,920
I know we give you all a lot of this but we love you folks. Thank you very much.

1124
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:38,280
Thank you very much.

1125
01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:42,680
Big one Dante. Dante Dante.

1126
01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:44,840
Yeah, we're CLP.

1127
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:47,640
I don't know something but thank you very much.

1128
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:53,880
Following the theme of the live I want to repent of my sin. I've bought an only f

1129
01:24:53,880 --> 01:24:58,760
subscription. Don't do it. People are not worth it. Just to watch 10 second videos and there is

1130
01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:02,440
a paywall better give your money to law crimes. They give us better size.

1131
01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:09,800
Or or or do this. Go on Pornhub and other sites that are that way. I'm putting it out there.

1132
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:14,440
I'm putting it out there. It costs zero dollars. Remind the bleed that.

1133
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:20,280
Yeah, there's so much. It's fine. It's fine. Don't worry. I've taken a note of it. I have to make

1134
01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:27,240
for the greater good. I had to mention. You just you just got to say it like the spider

1135
01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:35,720
pornography. Would you would you start calling would you put your videos in the hub just for

1136
01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:42,440
love? What? Probably not. I have though. I have seen them there.

1137
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:50,680
There's two fun things. I love how Ramstein did their kitten music video put it on Pornhub

1138
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:59,960
or something like that. And also I like them like for like oh it's it's it's for creators.

1139
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:06,680
It's like come now. No, no. Come on content creator. Come on. No.

1140
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:10,280
I say anyway thank you very much Dante by the way for that big thing.

1141
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:12,440
And we really appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you.

1142
01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:20,440
Is there anyone who has one? Sure. Mickey Mickey mixology with the 10 bucks. Thank you.

1143
01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:25,480
Love grimdark but I enjoy the sort of glimmers of light motif in the recent 40k slash AOS lore

1144
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:30,200
and trench crusade lacks that so far. Feels like there's a depth the setting loses without

1145
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:35,400
stories of hope. Much love, y'all. That's that's fair. The vibe is also just fun.

1146
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:38,760
It's pretty much the trench crusade's whole thing is pretty much just it's grimdark.

1147
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:45,080
There's really not much depth to it. I put the direction we're at the ground floor.

1148
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:49,320
Like we haven't seen what they can do yet. They're just getting going.

1149
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:54,280
I mean I guess like you fight and die you go to heaven. That's that's something.

1150
01:26:56,920 --> 01:27:04,360
I briefly mentioned it to Graham McNeil because he's been he's part of the kickstarter for

1151
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:09,800
our goals. He's writing some of the lore for this and he did mention how like he doesn't he again

1152
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:14,600
doesn't like stories in which there's no little part of hope. So I imagine a lot of this is like

1153
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:19,960
it again is like building it. Whereas if you were doing the same thing at 40k, a lot of people would

1154
01:27:19,960 --> 01:27:28,040
say so it's just awful right. Like again like that's just like the overarching sort of feeling

1155
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:33,160
of it but a lot more of the lore needs to be built out and padded. You know, Polish Lithuanian

1156
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:40,440
Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth my beloved will one day be but the thing is I want to see I'm doing

1157
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:47,240
sorry different. Oh no, I didn't mean to cut you off. But all I was going to say is like even right

1158
01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:51,800
now I'm doing my wolf wolf wolf month and I'm doing Lucas the trickster and there's like a bunch of

1159
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:58,120
space was like civilians ah cringe and Lucas is like well if we have strength what's the point

1160
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:03,240
of fighting and he's like anarchic rebellious and realistically not doing much to the setting in

1161
01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:10,280
terms of like scale but it's that like glimmer of like ah I'll do a good deed before we're all like

1162
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:19,560
suffocated to death like oh you need some kind of goodies or or or good moments otherwise you have

1163
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:24,200
nothing to contrast with and therefore everything's bad all the time everything starts to blend

1164
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:29,320
together and blur and then you're like oh well then there's no there's no way to measure up

1165
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:36,520
really bad to bad because if everything's bad it becomes samey I guess yeah yeah and there's no

1166
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:43,080
characters no more like stories yet that also will happen eventually I assume like John D'Arc is a

1167
01:28:43,080 --> 01:28:49,240
living saint I don't know if she's still around but she's clearly a good guy good girl uh she's

1168
01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:58,360
a good girl is that all right okay 25. Oh so another dono thank you humble guardsman

1169
01:28:58,360 --> 01:29:03,480
humble guardsman would you want to read this one? Sure thank you five dollars hey boys would you

1170
01:29:03,480 --> 01:29:08,840
would you guys rather give anger on a Brazilian body wax or give Gottrick a prostate exam

1171
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:15,000
and you have to spiral around it for two minutes you die in either situation surely yeah but like

1172
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:21,880
but to be fair to be fair if if you're doing a prostate exam he probably is there to get his

1173
01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:33,960
prostate examined surely yeah right although I'm just saying I ain't never seen anger on with body

1174
01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:41,000
hair so I feel like given Brazilian wax you're like oh he has no hair cool is this like pre

1175
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:47,560
is this pre demon or post demon anger I imagine post demon why not probably both uh probably post

1176
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:53,000
does this post demon anger still have the schlong?

1177
01:29:55,640 --> 01:30:02,280
Why don't you go ask him? You ever played might be Dante's Inferno the game on topic final boss Satan

1178
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:07,720
he's got schlong for days where's Kibaiti's commander's mighty schlong of Satanist brother

1179
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:14,680
where are you when we need you tell us tell us in the war he would know do you see the silhouette

1180
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:21,240
uh tell one of the five bucks um that's it I'm reporting the stream to the ministry for the

1181
01:30:21,240 --> 01:30:28,920
propagation of virtue okay man you probably should probably should is it we have is it one more or is

1182
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:35,800
it a couple more uh you know that's uh just one just one more fashion oh you know whatever I'll

1183
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:40,760
with this one it's law McQueen you know the artwork is freaking cool too they're the guys who

1184
01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:47,720
look like custodians but actually cool uh you know also the the upside down cross on the freaking

1185
01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:53,640
chaplain guy got me thinking the the actual upside down cross symbol is from Saint Peter who got

1186
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:58,440
crucified upside down because they didn't want to die like Jesus that's a cool little is this guy

1187
01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:06,280
history thing not that guy but that guy I don't think we covered that guy I love that he's got

1188
01:31:06,280 --> 01:31:14,120
the judge's wig underneath the helmet he looks like he's probably a faithful guy I think he's like a

1189
01:31:16,280 --> 01:31:19,800
there are things that we haven't covered that are also in the rule books that like there is more

1190
01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:25,320
lore I just love the pointy helmets like as much as the mosquito man is kind of silly like imagine

1191
01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:33,880
getting for a door with this good luck so who am I looking for uh oh I don't think it's in the

1192
01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:41,480
current list I can find some though are we are we for what are we looking for Andy iron sultanate

1193
01:31:41,480 --> 01:31:46,040
oh yeah we don't have any pictures of them unfortunately I'll put him there then he's not

1194
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:51,880
the other guy I'll just get I'll just get into it the iron sultanate are the Islamic factions of

1195
01:31:51,880 --> 01:31:55,160
this like I said there you've probably seen their work of the guy who kind of looks like an

1196
01:31:55,160 --> 01:32:01,080
astotis he's like got the bird on his arm and the bird is kind of homunculus human looking

1197
01:32:01,080 --> 01:32:07,320
and kind of freaky they're pretty cool I'm gonna just gonna hit it the iron sultanate are those who

1198
01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:14,200
stand behind the great iron wall of do out car name I've got to say plenty words wrong

1199
01:32:14,840 --> 01:32:21,000
disclaimer they are ruled by the sultan of room a mighty warrior and grand strategist when the

1200
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:26,280
thrice cursed gate to jahanum was opened and the gog and magog were released there was little hope

1201
01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:31,480
amongst those who believe yet Allah would manifest a great wall and aid his faithful followers a call

1202
01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:35,960
was sent to those who believe and over the coming decades faithful from all around the globe made

1203
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:42,360
the pilgrimage to these walls many did not survive as the forces of pure evil swarmed them destroying

1204
01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:47,640
them and erecting vile monuments and statues of their limbs and heads they do this they did this

1205
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:53,320
so that the faithful could not be buried as is decreed in their word yet many still survived

1206
01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:59,000
and arrived at the mighty gates of al car name these gates would then be closed and the islamic

1207
01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:03,480
factions were unified into the great sultanate of the invincible iron wall of the two horns that

1208
01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:09,240
pierced the sky the assaults from the slaves of jahanum have never ceased since that day and each

1209
01:33:09,240 --> 01:33:14,840
day new martyrs are made and warned in defense of the wall within the walls however society flourishes

1210
01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:20,360
to the greatest degree that it can in such evil times the faithful pray ceaselessly for the success

1211
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:25,160
of the sultan's army as it battles to protect its land within the wall and defend caravan trails that

1212
01:33:25,160 --> 01:33:31,480
provide vital trade goods the iron wall is the greatest defensive marvel in the entire world

1213
01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:37,400
it is a mighty bulwark lined with artillery of the sultan keen-eyed as a sharp shooter stand atop

1214
01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:42,120
the battlements ever vigilant the elite janissary regiments have barracks stationed at intervals

1215
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:47,880
near the wall so a response may be always be made swiftly and surely at all times of the day at any

1216
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:54,520
location on the wall during shaitan's heavy incursions a full muster of aseps is called

1217
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:59,800
and a house of wisdom sends forth the terrific creations upon the enemy even saltum him even the

1218
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:06,280
sultan himself marches to battle alongside his janissaries in these times so i'm just getting

1219
01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:09,880
distracted by the chat silly all right the protection of the wall is of course the

1220
01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:16,520
sultanate's priority and so their way of war has revolved around this task completely as a result

1221
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:22,520
the armies are highly skilled in faint uh flight and skirmish tactics while the aseps perform

1222
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:27,640
hit and run actions the lions of jebiya harass enemy flanks the artillery of the sultan bombards

1223
01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:32,680
the enemy as they slog on their horrible journey across a battlefield littered with traps set by

1224
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:37,320
sappers if they reach the ranks of the faithful the janissaries the best of the best in the

1225
01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:42,520
sultanate engage in close quarters combat and destroy the heretics in the shadows feared

1226
01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:47,880
assassins from alamut stalk in the winds of time slaughtering enemy elites and leaders

1227
01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:52,200
while the alchemists of the house of wisdom unleash their deadly weaponry crafted by their

1228
01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:58,920
elemental mastery beyond the wall the sultan's forces act in small mobile companies each sent

1229
01:34:58,920 --> 01:35:03,960
out to perform a specific mission they hunt down apostates that have left to serve shaitan look for

1230
01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:10,200
loose flow sorry look for lost relics from the time of the prophets or seek long forgotten

1231
01:35:10,200 --> 01:35:16,040
treasures and books of knowledge from the ruins of fallen caliphates the church and the sultanate

1232
01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:20,120
have made a shaky agreement and through an understanding have agreed to be co-belligerence

1233
01:35:20,120 --> 01:35:25,480
against the forces of evil so i guess that's a tiny little hopeful thing which is nice despite

1234
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:31,720
this tensions are still high between the two factions as the sultanate still have an incredible

1235
01:35:31,720 --> 01:35:38,360
spites and grief for the crusaders opening the gate to hell so they're still obviously very mad

1236
01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:44,360
about that understandably so they will tolerate no interference in their expeditions and will not

1237
01:35:44,360 --> 01:35:49,320
hesitate to destroy those who hinder their tasks matters of honor are resolved by duels of the

1238
01:35:49,320 --> 01:35:54,200
death and aside from this there are no military operations against the church itself and vice

1239
01:35:54,200 --> 01:36:00,840
versa the greatest warriors amongst the sultanate are the janissaries these are raised from childhood

1240
01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:06,760
in the art of war and they are often those children captured during raids within the northern

1241
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:11,960
and eastern marches beyond the wall they are taken through rigorous training and indoctrination at

1242
01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:17,240
the earliest age possible conditioned by ways of spiritual conditioning and the skill of an alchemist

1243
01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:22,440
they are bound by unseen chains with minds that have nothing but unwavering loyalty to the sultan

1244
01:36:22,440 --> 01:36:28,840
and only the sultan the very space marine-esque each janissary in a mighty war is a mighty warrior

1245
01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:34,760
with augmented bodies by means of elixirs created by mystic jibirian arts their intricate armor is

1246
01:36:34,760 --> 01:36:41,080
forged from the metallic formula gleaned from the very iron wall itself crafted by the alchemagic

1247
01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:46,440
of the sultanate they also bear great talismans crafted expertly by blind

1248
01:36:46,440 --> 01:36:51,480
thaumaturges from the school of the meteoric omen they bear a grand arsenal of weapons

1249
01:36:51,480 --> 01:36:57,320
including gizelle rifles and mortars jettagon blades and the most potent and powerful blade

1250
01:36:57,320 --> 01:37:03,240
a soul filled with devotion space marines if they were cool these are perhaps the faithful's greatest

1251
01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:08,360
shock troops and they excel at storming strong points and trenches destroying elite formations

1252
01:37:08,360 --> 01:37:12,440
they also of course work as high ranking bodyguards for the sultan yet they are far

1253
01:37:12,440 --> 01:37:17,960
too valuable to be used more than sparingly outside of the wall some janissaries are sent

1254
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:23,000
to the front lines to bolster to bolster the sublime gate with spiritual conviction and

1255
01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:28,440
martial power they ravage the battlefield their beautiful panoply making for a grand site in a

1256
01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:34,920
bleak war zone one of the iron sultanate's greatest and most terrifying creations are the lions of

1257
01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:39,720
jibir shout out to the guy who asked me to talk about them i'm sure you're still here i hope

1258
01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:44,760
deep beneath the golden gardens of damascus through the cavern of the sleeper and past

1259
01:37:44,760 --> 01:37:50,520
the seven gates of potentiality lay the laboratories and metaphysics metaphysical

1260
01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:57,320
factories of the alchemists using a jibirian process shrouded in mystery called taquin

1261
01:37:57,320 --> 01:38:02,360
the alchemists are able to create artificial life along with a plethora of odd and wondrous things

1262
01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:09,480
in the darkest and most secret reaches of the alchemy complex past the seven seven gates of

1263
01:38:09,480 --> 01:38:16,440
actuality are the sanctums where the art of taquin is honed and perfected here in the true depths of

1264
01:38:16,440 --> 01:38:22,520
the lions of jibir created their name takes after the deadly hunters of the plains the lions may

1265
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:29,400
take many forms including those outside of the leonin each lion is unique and is a wonderfully

1266
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:34,280
crafted masterwork that bears the individuality of the jibirian scientists that created it

1267
01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:39,480
this knowledge is gained by the dark means sorry the knowledge is gained by dark means however

1268
01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:44,680
for the alchemists delve deep into the forbidden books of sodomon and oftentimes a flesh crafter

1269
01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:50,600
is killed when their creations fail or run loose despite the cost the lions are in high demand so

1270
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:57,800
the program continues the process to create a lion is very challenging with endless variables in play

1271
01:38:57,800 --> 01:39:02,520
due to this the lions are often far from perfect and malformed in one way or another yet they are

1272
01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:08,280
still extremely deadly inefficient at their task the malformities will often result in a lifetime

1273
01:39:08,280 --> 01:39:14,840
of pain and suffering even worse some lions are crafted with human-like intellect and must bear

1274
01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:21,080
the weight of their unnatural origins and a lifetime of agony in battle they are used as graceful and

1275
01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:26,760
swift hunters able to flank the enemy easily and so terror they are grand vanguard troops and the

1276
01:39:26,760 --> 01:39:33,320
sultan himself contains a guard of 77 gigantic lions many bear armor fused to their flesh etched

1277
01:39:33,320 --> 01:39:39,400
with cryptic seals while others may have strange powers i don't know if we have art but with those

1278
01:39:39,400 --> 01:39:45,960
those are the those are the janissaries on screen do we have a lion of jibir artwork i think i can

1279
01:39:45,960 --> 01:39:52,200
find one there are a few of them but um i think it's it's a very much like the factions a mix of what is

1280
01:39:53,160 --> 01:40:00,120
mysticism of golden of the golden age of islam with essentially it's on steroids though and then

1281
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:06,120
yeah thrown into a well the interesting part like where they are positioned in the world they're

1282
01:40:06,120 --> 01:40:15,000
also not like really in anatolia but then they're all very ottoman inspired um which is interesting

1283
01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:20,680
but then oh they thank well i'm not reading what you're saying in the freaking chat this is

1284
01:40:20,680 --> 01:40:30,200
ridiculous oh my gosh good word come on bro inshallah that's right donkey man inshallah oh

1285
01:40:32,040 --> 01:40:39,560
that thing is nuts though look at that that that guy's been eaten yeah he's uh pretty icky

1286
01:40:39,560 --> 01:40:50,040
i know what it is icky's a good word again it's wet why is it wet moist wet

1287
01:40:52,280 --> 01:40:59,320
yeah in the goyster yeah they're pretty freaky again like a lot of the factions do enjoy like

1288
01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:04,280
carving stuff in their skin like that's that's a theme i'm being like oh it's like eliana balls

1289
01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:09,640
thank you it's like raising balls yeah we'll get i'm not i'm not done talking buddy don't worry

1290
01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:16,440
again although it's like here is like this bit is like gale from dark souls free and then this bit

1291
01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:22,280
is like the incredible hope clip right did mention the self-awareness that the lions have to deal

1292
01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:31,480
with why is his elbow got so many creases on it that makes you uncomfortable yeah they're a little

1293
01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:38,760
freaky it's it's grim dark golden age of islam basically i've read i've been dying to have

1294
01:41:38,760 --> 01:41:42,920
something like this because i've always wanted to have like a space marine chapter that was kind of

1295
01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:49,080
like janissary adjacent and there really isn't anything like that in warhammer i mean um you know

1296
01:41:49,080 --> 01:41:55,080
why yeah if we're talking about like cultural fun things for like space means we need like rajput

1297
01:41:55,080 --> 01:42:03,320
uh space rings yeah they have like the um shakram and like throwing the discs of with blades on like

1298
01:42:03,320 --> 01:42:09,000
with the the the plume tells like that'd be cool do we have one no but i think that'd be cool i think

1299
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:15,720
it's cool no also yeah there's there's the maccabean janissaries for the imperial guard

1300
01:42:15,720 --> 01:42:22,840
that's something at least theoretically exists i feel they're cool they're very cool i'd like to

1301
01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:31,080
see them yeah yeah yeah the uh the janissary models that i do hope one day to like take the heads

1302
01:42:31,080 --> 01:42:36,200
of those and put them on a space marine in some format because it would just be such a perfect

1303
01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:40,920
match though but the fashion has got if i was to play trench we said i think i might pick iron

1304
01:42:40,920 --> 01:42:47,000
sultanate just because it is so different from what 40k can offer so yeah i think they're coolest

1305
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:55,640
looking personally but i guess i better get back to it let me see where was i okay the jiberian

1306
01:42:56,360 --> 01:43:02,760
alchemist the dudes who make the lion uh and this is where all of the creation of the sultanate's

1307
01:43:02,760 --> 01:43:09,000
army really stems from they are battlefield mystics schooled in the hidden knowledge of the

1308
01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:15,000
there's no way that's the actual word i totally wrote this right it says smreg dine that might be

1309
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:21,480
the word smreg dine tablet uh within the house of wisdom and they may join if they will if they have

1310
01:43:21,480 --> 01:43:27,240
the will and the intellect deemed sufficient this is no easy task however for to become an alchemist

1311
01:43:27,240 --> 01:43:36,280
one must undergo many trials three well four yes many many first first there's three trials for the

1312
01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:41,400
final test and then there's the algorithm first come the almost never-ending lessons of the newly

1313
01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:47,960
initiated as they study the jiberian corpus translate the keys of solomon and learn the

1314
01:43:47,960 --> 01:43:53,400
fundamental disciplines of their primeval science after seven years of constant study under the

1315
01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:59,160
vigilant eyes of the high alchemy may an aspirant attempt the three trials required for full

1316
01:43:59,160 --> 01:44:05,960
membership he's head over to university the first trial is to create a suit of alchemists armor that

1317
01:44:05,960 --> 01:44:11,320
protects against harm this is a necessary tool for their craft as it is festooned with the seals of

1318
01:44:11,320 --> 01:44:16,120
solomon which in turn allows them to bend the element of creation and shields them from the

1319
01:44:16,120 --> 01:44:24,840
devices of hell the the second trial is to create a taquin servant a homunculus creature might

1320
01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:29,960
actually really get the artwork of these guys up here too at some point um it's the guy with the

1321
01:44:29,960 --> 01:44:37,000
little guy running around behind him but anyways these are a more homunculus creature of both

1322
01:44:37,000 --> 01:44:42,360
artificial life and intellect it is a complex formula including intricate timing and temperature

1323
01:44:42,360 --> 01:44:48,680
requirements many fail yet if those who succeed yet sorry yet those who succeed will be granted a

1324
01:44:48,680 --> 01:44:54,840
creature after about 40 days of labor this creature if created correctly will emerge from its golden

1325
01:44:54,840 --> 01:45:00,600
celestial sphere as the perfect servant it bears motor skills able to nimbly work and piece together

1326
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:05,720
the finest of materials it can change its form to that of near liquid and fit into tiny spaces

1327
01:45:05,720 --> 01:45:11,480
and it is resistance to extreme temperatures a failed creation will emerge with nothing but

1328
01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:17,880
hatred and shall burrow into its creator and proceed to wear its skin don't mess up i guess

1329
01:45:18,520 --> 01:45:25,960
the final trial is the opening of the third eye this is the key to cosmic illumination that

1330
01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:31,240
allows them to see the building blocks of creation itself this gives them the means to ensure the

1331
01:45:31,240 --> 01:45:36,280
elements they use are in perfect balance when one fails this final trial they are horrifically

1332
01:45:36,280 --> 01:45:42,520
changed forever the third eye will emerge but it will be swollen to horrific proportions this eye

1333
01:45:42,520 --> 01:45:47,320
merges with the other two and the alchemist is left screaming in constant terror at the nightmare

1334
01:45:47,320 --> 01:45:54,680
realm they now peer into usually they are put down slain out of mercy but there are rumors that

1335
01:45:54,680 --> 01:46:00,840
there's a cabal of crazy alchemists left alive for unknown purposes oh they're navigators aren't they

1336
01:46:00,840 --> 01:46:07,880
they're basically like navigators yeah i guess less inbred but yeah that's a positive that is

1337
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:15,640
a positive i gotta be honest navigators the one word i think when i think of them is inbred because

1338
01:46:15,640 --> 01:46:20,920
that's how they keep their bloodlines pure because they're like well we don't want to dilute our

1339
01:46:20,920 --> 01:46:28,760
navigating therefore brah can i sleep with you it's not a family tree it's a reef but she's

1340
01:46:28,760 --> 01:46:41,000
your second sister first removed ah fine irrelevant second sister okay well those that have the

1341
01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:47,560
incredible skill and intelligence to pass all three trials will ascend into the order these are rare

1342
01:46:47,560 --> 01:46:53,400
and the trials ensure the weeding out of those of the unworthy those who succeed however are masters

1343
01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:57,960
of the esoteric powers able to control the elements of the world and create intricate

1344
01:46:57,960 --> 01:47:03,880
mechanical devices alongside artificial life so too do they create incredible weapons of extreme

1345
01:47:03,880 --> 01:47:09,240
potency they are allowed freedom in their research yet in exchange they create the jibirian battle

1346
01:47:09,240 --> 01:47:14,440
lions and serve on the front lines bringing their alchemical might upon the enemies of the believers

1347
01:47:15,800 --> 01:47:19,720
and that's those guys i have a feeling that the people who made trench crusade

1348
01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:24,760
don't know anything about islam they just looked up the words in islam and kind of put them into

1349
01:47:24,760 --> 01:47:31,000
something and looked at history because there's a lot more weird theology stuff in the christian

1350
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:37,640
faction and there's like no mention of the word muhammad i don't even think is in in the pdf so

1351
01:47:37,640 --> 01:47:44,360
yeah i don't know weird i think it's more touchy it's more touchy in that context and the thing

1352
01:47:44,360 --> 01:47:49,800
is like it they could have done stuff with like the the golden age of like the periodic table you

1353
01:47:49,800 --> 01:47:54,360
know where that comes from yeah that's from the islamic golden age of science like there was a lot

1354
01:47:54,360 --> 01:48:01,880
of interesting stuff going on then it's uh bit of a shame where's my boy salahuddin from kingdom of

1355
01:48:01,880 --> 01:48:09,480
heaven where is my where's where's my boldwin showing up and the two armies crossing up

1356
01:48:10,280 --> 01:48:15,400
squaring off against each other quipper bro i told i told them about the lions

1357
01:48:16,120 --> 01:48:23,480
about the lions waking existences it's in there my brother i told them jesus christ this this poor

1358
01:48:23,480 --> 01:48:31,000
guy oh no he's it he's just a little just a little guy so homochulus happy what he's like i'm not

1359
01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:40,040
happy to look at face he's having a good time he's a little fella i don't think he's having

1360
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:44,040
me when there's no toilet paper okay all right okay

1361
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:52,440
oh gosh angry homochulus is what are we eating today mom it's his islam knowledge from his one

1362
01:48:52,440 --> 01:48:55,720
Muslim friend yeah that makes sense leftovers

1363
01:49:01,320 --> 01:49:05,400
this fair main event virtual i'm where's your koob where's your koob in this huh

1364
01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:08,440
that's what i want to know no one showed up to my birthday party

1365
01:49:11,080 --> 01:49:17,880
oh you don't use toilet paper no i have a reusable one like those families who use reusable ones

1366
01:49:17,880 --> 01:49:27,000
cloth jesus christ some people are crazy man you rock up to some like friend's house

1367
01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:33,880
and you see they have reusable toilet paper what do you do i just like to panic

1368
01:49:35,320 --> 01:49:43,000
when i was 16 i raised a great ghat now i shall die stone cold okay

1369
01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:48,440
okay oh my god we're in the we're in the real trench crusader

1370
01:49:50,600 --> 01:49:57,640
jesus christ is the next one is it the blazing bones uh maybe i tried to say that it's pretty

1371
01:49:57,640 --> 01:50:02,360
good that it's like very that it's good uh like islamic history which is fair that doesn't make

1372
01:50:02,360 --> 01:50:08,040
sense i just don't see any like theology really i don't think it's trying to it's not like even

1373
01:50:08,040 --> 01:50:14,760
with the the heretic legion stuff is it is more just about what the it's going on it's a war game

1374
01:50:14,760 --> 01:50:21,000
based off of mythology rather than they wish to somehow enact like what the you know the true

1375
01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:26,680
essence is underneath it i mean i mean i'd rather be that way anyways because it's yeah i mean

1376
01:50:26,680 --> 01:50:30,840
there's literally an echo was it they had they they cloned jesus christ i mean there's already

1377
01:50:30,840 --> 01:50:38,440
like i mean like it'd be much they weigh off they weigh off we're bringing him back yep it is

1378
01:50:38,440 --> 01:50:45,720
definitely uh season two i'm getting an emergency call from a medical company may i have a moment

1379
01:50:45,720 --> 01:50:53,480
gentlemen go for it you'll be back so out what's going on with calling these insurance is america's

1380
01:50:54,200 --> 01:50:59,320
lovely like that i wanted to make a day parallel but i couldn't think of a company

1381
01:50:59,320 --> 01:51:04,120
reuGEN industries from starfield is like we need to talk to you about your insulin like oh

1382
01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:08,120
america is going up uh what's the next one then even

1383
01:51:09,880 --> 01:51:18,200
uh that was a rain chat um the next one is the assassins uh islam is a lot of similar

1384
01:51:18,200 --> 01:51:25,560
mythology christianity is true that is very true all right anyways um the most feared and dreaded

1385
01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:30,920
amongst the sultanate's arsenal fucking automated phone calls uh classic ah pain

1386
01:51:32,600 --> 01:51:37,000
they are worth the iron's outfit but it does go really hard like all of their art pieces are

1387
01:51:37,000 --> 01:51:42,280
really cool to be fair i must say the the biggest feather in the cap of trench crusade is that the

1388
01:51:42,280 --> 01:51:47,480
guy running it is like i used to be a concept artist like oh couldn't get better chance of like

1389
01:51:47,480 --> 01:51:58,280
uh the pictures are very cool free art that i make myself fantastic all right so now anyways

1390
01:51:58,280 --> 01:52:03,880
the assassins guy on the screen they're the most feared and dreaded amongst the sultanate's arsenal

1391
01:52:04,920 --> 01:52:11,240
and uh these are beings who have many names ghost wolves the secret knives subtle vipers the sultan's

1392
01:52:11,240 --> 01:52:16,360
wrath and more the shadowed warriors stem from a legendary order of mystic warriors

1393
01:52:16,360 --> 01:52:22,360
famed for their ruthlessness and esoteric arts atop a vast mountain since the onyx fortress

1394
01:52:23,080 --> 01:52:29,640
alamut the unconquerable what is this behind the wall behind its walls of mystery are grand secrets

1395
01:52:29,640 --> 01:52:35,480
that are hoarded by ancient magi some believe that the founder of the order of assassins still

1396
01:52:35,480 --> 01:52:42,440
holds court here even after eight centuries of life the is mali sect i don't know if i said

1397
01:52:42,440 --> 01:52:49,320
the right of assassins is mali is mali so real scene is a real sect as well still in real life

1398
01:52:50,600 --> 01:52:55,880
they're seen as radical uh but a patch was forged between the sultan and the mountains then shores

1399
01:52:55,880 --> 01:53:01,160
the war bands of the believers often contain one of these master killers these are beings with the

1400
01:53:01,160 --> 01:53:07,640
ability to bend space and time using sacred rituals and potent hallucinogens they prowl behind enemy

1401
01:53:07,640 --> 01:53:13,080
lines putting down targets with murderous efficiency they are said to appear in two places at once

1402
01:53:13,080 --> 01:53:17,720
strike an enemy with unbelievable speed and proceed to travel back in time to a moment a few seconds

1403
01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:23,560
before safe from any counterattack in service to the sultan in service to the sultan they

1404
01:53:23,560 --> 01:53:29,800
destroy his enemies in ritual holy murder each assassin is painfully altered by many augments

1405
01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:35,560
chemicals and potions they are far larger than a normal man and many many times faster and stronger

1406
01:53:35,560 --> 01:53:41,800
they are they favor the poison blades forged in the unknown depths of alamut these daggers are

1407
01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:48,360
imbued with the supreme poison the milk of manat the cup of death one single touch from one of these

1408
01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:56,680
blades upon your flesh results in death the victim's body turns back bad touch the victim's body

1409
01:53:57,400 --> 01:54:03,560
turns black and rots from within in several agonizing seconds deep below the surface in

1410
01:54:03,560 --> 01:54:09,160
the catholic chambers young assassins are raised they are fed a disgusting bitter diet full of

1411
01:54:09,160 --> 01:54:14,600
strange toxins generation by generation their tolerance grows until the blood of these vessels

1412
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:20,760
is drawn and smelted into a poisonous iron i don't know if that's how it will work but it's

1413
01:54:20,760 --> 01:54:25,960
interesting these in turn are forged into wicked curving blades and deadly spells of slaying are

1414
01:54:25,960 --> 01:54:30,520
layered into each fold of the metal the searing hot blades are quenched in the venom of the

1415
01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:35,800
unnatural offspring of a basilisk and a manticore through this process the blood of the first

1416
01:54:35,800 --> 01:54:40,440
generation of assassins still carries on to this day growing more potent with each generation

1417
01:54:41,800 --> 01:54:47,160
the bulk of the sultanate's army are made up of azeps the lands of the faithful are vast and within

1418
01:54:47,160 --> 01:54:53,160
each province one household in 20 is required to arm and equip a soldier to serve those who believe

1419
01:54:53,160 --> 01:54:56,840
we can probably get a picture of this fella it's like the regular looking dude with a

1420
01:54:56,840 --> 01:55:03,000
a career for little musket thing what am i looking for sorry i don't know if they have a picture or

1421
01:55:03,000 --> 01:55:07,400
not how would know if we have the picture a zip i don't know if i sent andy the picture but it's

1422
01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:13,000
just a regular guy i think he's a feather and he's a gas mask as well yeah he's possibly in

1423
01:55:13,000 --> 01:55:18,920
white clothing as well just for the audio listeners out there as well i don't think i have him that's

1424
01:55:18,920 --> 01:55:26,360
okay they are just kind of regularly but anyways uh armies are raised swiftly when needed due to this

1425
01:55:26,360 --> 01:55:31,880
and many of these soldiers are often known as azeps meaning unmarried because those with families

1426
01:55:31,880 --> 01:55:38,280
cannot become azeps these soldiers serve as light infantry on the land and sea alike they guard the

1427
01:55:38,280 --> 01:55:42,920
great wall from heretic assault and many azeps volunteer to go on missions beyond the wall

1428
01:55:42,920 --> 01:55:49,480
in hopes of gaining glory and riches alike most azeps carry jazails or block jazails a handmade

1429
01:55:49,480 --> 01:55:55,080
weapon that generally shows a great deal of work and personality they are highly adaptable and

1430
01:55:55,080 --> 01:56:00,040
reliable rifles that can be loaded with just about anything paradise awaits for those who die in the

1431
01:56:00,040 --> 01:56:06,360
faith and azeps rarely wear armor they are used as skirmishers to harass the enemy while the elites

1432
01:56:06,360 --> 01:56:11,800
move in for the kill many commanders will use these soldiers en masse and casualties are usually

1433
01:56:11,800 --> 01:56:16,520
very common amongst these troops most of these brave warriors meet horrific ends within the

1434
01:56:16,520 --> 01:56:21,640
unforgiving trenches but there's always a steady and constant flow of recruits seeking glory and

1435
01:56:21,640 --> 01:56:28,600
service to the salted uh when i copy and paste this word the eye wasn't even an actual eye so

1436
01:56:28,600 --> 01:56:34,200
i don't know if it's i don't know how to say it but i use bassies something like that use bassies

1437
01:56:35,560 --> 01:56:41,880
are the we might have a picture this it's kind of susses and bogus i guess the uh that the weird

1438
01:56:41,880 --> 01:56:46,840
homunculus bird has boobs on it so i don't know use any of your own discretion i guess

1439
01:56:46,840 --> 01:56:53,400
yes but these are the guys who look like casnodies but actually they are sent to you

1440
01:56:53,400 --> 01:56:59,400
yeah and one that looks like casnodies yeah use bazes somebody can tell me if that's how you say

1441
01:56:59,400 --> 01:57:08,440
it or not in the chat uh think well do not do not post the wet emoji uh okay these are the commanders

1442
01:57:08,440 --> 01:57:13,240
and officers that lead the military expeditions over the great iron wall into no man's land

1443
01:57:13,240 --> 01:57:19,640
they are soldiers selected based solely on merit in the end we have to blow that yeah probably

1444
01:57:19,640 --> 01:57:24,280
probably but yeah look how cool they are oh man they even have freaking sword guns just like a

1445
01:57:24,280 --> 01:57:29,560
story uh so probably heavily inspired by them i imagine they also have white scars shoes with the

1446
01:57:29,560 --> 01:57:37,880
point so yeah white scars influence i should get points to shoes that'd be awesome walking around

1447
01:57:37,880 --> 01:57:43,400
with jester shoes would be really funny anyways these are soldiers who are selected based solely

1448
01:57:43,400 --> 01:57:49,800
on merit and they are expected to fearlessly lead from the front many are selected from the janissary

1449
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:55,400
corps each use bazy is enhanced by the jibirian alchemist and are conditioned by the mystics

1450
01:57:55,400 --> 01:58:01,240
as a result each is fearless in the face of terror this conditioning however has given them a

1451
01:58:01,240 --> 01:58:06,200
utilitarian ruthlessness and they care not for casualties amongst their own troops or even that

1452
01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:11,080
of collateral damage amongst civilians they generally assume the command of an elite squad

1453
01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:17,080
of warriors to see their tasks through which vary from retrieving holy relics see andy zooming into

1454
01:58:17,080 --> 01:58:24,680
that scary bird or they eliminate powerful foes they bear grand armor of meteoric iron and wield

1455
01:58:24,680 --> 01:58:32,120
the finest carbines loaded with alchemical shots along with uh key leech swords of the past heroes

1456
01:58:32,120 --> 01:58:38,520
of the sultanate if they serve well their name and glory will be etched on the blade to inspire

1457
01:58:38,520 --> 01:58:45,880
future generations so why does the bird have knockers like what possible reason just because

1458
01:58:46,520 --> 01:58:50,600
just because i don't know why not distraction i don't know

1459
01:58:54,280 --> 01:59:00,280
because yeah what do you want me to say what if yeah what if yeah or it's had a huge pair

1460
01:59:00,280 --> 01:59:03,720
yeah

1461
01:59:18,040 --> 01:59:24,120
okay anyways we're all right we're really close to being done somebody will finish off um some

1462
01:59:24,120 --> 01:59:31,000
of the more physically gifted of these guys carry hand weapons and cannons okay and they were hand

1463
01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:36,360
cannons that double as a howl bird some bear trophies pelts and cloaks from their greatest

1464
01:59:36,360 --> 01:59:41,560
kills which offer protection from the powers of shaitan some are accompanied by artificial birds

1465
01:59:41,560 --> 01:59:48,360
of prey the boo bird i guess and automo and automaton hounds that both aid them in hunting

1466
01:59:48,360 --> 01:59:55,480
and warfare i like finally last one this is the brazen bull we definitely have a picture of him i

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saw us scroll past it we can pull it up it's the big guy with bronze armor and a gun arm

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oh yes of course let me just when it flies they jiggle thanks thank you

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it's essentially a harpy yeah pretty much

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there he is i'm excited to build this model i'm quite excited and these are these are the greatest

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and most terrible creatures of war within the sultanates they are the brazen bulls

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these monstrosities act as living artillery for that of siege guns and heavy mortars are far too

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unwieldy to bring along expeditions in the year of the uh hedra 821 sultan baezid the

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third maybe commissioned a new creature of war to act as living field artillery and the royal

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artillery house delivered for centuries they have labored to perfect the divine art of taqwin

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from their secret laboratories come forth their finest creation the brazen bull or bogha as the

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soldier call them this artwork of flesh is a monstrous thing with immense strength they can

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tear powerful foe they can tear powerful foes limb from limb and carry artillery such as flame

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cannons and volley guns many bear holy blades blessed by the word of the great protector

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upon their gargantuan frame is their famous bronze armor of thrice hardened scales the plates are

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covered in talismans of protection and the grace of the creator and the end that's all i got i mean

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i gotta be i'm gonna do the boob armor argument it's lovely that they've got all this armor it's

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just a shame that there's like weakness here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know well placed shot in

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his face he can down that's why he's like one foot thick of beef yeah oh it's got a lot of

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muscle to get through before it does anything bleeding a lot like yeah all these mutant things

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seem to bleed a lot he's also with his artillery physiology he'd like scab that up and heal it a

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bit like no i still believe like dude what's going on once again trans crusade comes through

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with the moist description that's the depiction of uh this is blood of my you'd imagine licking that

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thing okay all right i did not i was not imagining it now you are i mean you know they say like

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blood tastes like copper it's like this is like iron maxing oh i yeah this is iron and copper

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maxing like oh yeah yeah this is the this is i guess this is what the chaos dwarf's always needed

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but never got uh medium very very true my beloved extra medium i mean trans crusade is pretty i

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understand people was it almost a lot of people have said like it's maybe a bit too grim dark

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but i think they are like again as like a building they got a they got a set of themes first like

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you know what get the it's cool it's interesting though the thing is is it is it i i would say

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that it's an okay thing to have a too grim dark setting like let it be its own thing and then if

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you are like this is too grim dark or this isn't grim dark enough that's fine but at least it's

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like we're going to take a notch up from warhammer and we're going to have our niche in that thing

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hmm yeah for as far as i'm concerned well it's what's crazy i think it's more it's not necessarily

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more grim dark than warhammer a lot like there are some pretty crazy hammer hammer supposed to

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be this grim dark yeah like it's new war hammer's what what was more than that though it encompasses

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i mean the orcs are hilarious but i think in terms of this is like if you're a lot of people who are

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into 140k and they're like my the grindel part part is my favorite aspect i imagine a lot of

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people are going to find that they're very much drawn to uh trans crusade and also i think it's

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at a smaller scale as well in terms of actually playing the game so it's like kill team i was

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going to say it's like warhammer fantasy to be honest like it's on the planet there's one planet

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and everyone's scrapping yeah over the planet and there's supernatural forces but it's the

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planet and so you can be like oh and it draws from it draws more from historical events than

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warhammer fantasy does because instead of saying oh indy is like a parallel to to india it's like

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no it's like it's the actual place or whatever part of the regions of the world is an actual

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place like jabalta like that's kind of cool and as far as i can tell it's like this is

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is nothing is any more a niche in the internet age and i'm i'm all for this like

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go for it make your niche i don't think this will ever outcompete warhammer but i do think it's cool

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they did and that's all they did get five million dollars on their uh pledge thing i don't remember

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what it's called yeah and that's great but like it'll never be warhammer though yeah definitely

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no but it doesn't need to be no it doesn't need to be and like warhammer is like a 40 year history

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at this point like you're gonna be hard pressed to compete with that but i like what it's doing

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and it's its own thing and it's distinct from warhammer and other settings which i like the

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art direction goes hard though i think they've they've really nailed what they are going for

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there's other parts that are still building out such as people mentioned it in the chat earlier

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though they're the kingdoms in ethiopia are a thing um the the self kingdom of prussia is its own like

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core as well ireland is a thing as well in or in real life obviously but in the mythical nation

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of ireland here like the the new anti-op like values troop like the um pilgrimages that are from

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ireland are not coin or resources they're sharpshooters and uh the polish lithuanian

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commonwealth my beloved one day hopefully will be a faction i want to see it'll be uh

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african kingdoms and uh zantium because the timeline it's like constantinople fell like

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150 years after it did in real life in terms of the come on give me grim dark the map though like

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they the heretic legion spread up to greece as well so technically greece has fallen

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so yeah but rome fell plenty of times it would always come back

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maybe is a region uh self governing region the hogerman empire and prussia

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being together is quite wild uh as in like separate entities england has not had law yet

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really other than like they build the navy stuff fortress yeah whatever the hell that is

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i think the new anti-op angle is still pretty cool though again we're gonna we're gonna see

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much more from it though and um hope everyone did we'll run out with some donations here and

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then we have a question of the week for everyone to rise like two hours in should we do the question

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of the week first and then we'll do them yeah let's do that let's do that uh we had a okay

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good so i picked the questions of the week this week uh so first of all rarest oh and the last

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episode did was planets of of warhammer 40k and the hashtag was homestead so rarest pepe coming

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in at us with i would live on chagorla's and dig up the area that the necron's attacked there's

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probably a tomb complex down there and i want to wake them up so they wipe out the white scars

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why

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huge bless you i love you disgusting disgusting

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thing bruh bruh turn chagors into a glass floor no no don't it's great stop it stop um let me just

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find the next one all right okay colin you read this one i will happily want to oh there we go

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homestead hashed hashtag that's not the order those things are in nerd casting 40k interesting

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choice my choice would be fenris best hunting fishing and drinking in the galaxy i mean you

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survive oh yeah that's like the that's the sticking point isn't it like yeah you're not wrong

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you're really gonna have to earn it it's all those one hard call mode

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bruh the choice fenris is like a normal person that's like living in a dark souls no hit run

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realistically any of those animals on that planet hit you your dad you're done

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they literally have a crack in them they have cracked yeah release the crack and it's not a skill

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issue oh hey i saw sterland mentioned is a sterlod sterlod dude go for it day rosa doodles uh hashtag

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homestead i would choose to live on the closest equivalent planet to sterland and drag collin

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with me because it would be funny to see him rage at the sight of country bumpkins they're less than

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human they're they're animals primates kill every sterlander collin does hate we love sterling we

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love sterling obliterated drop a bomb on it uh with that being said though we hope you guys did

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appreciate this one and we leave you with the uh next question of the week which is on the hashtag

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crusade uh and the question is which warhammer character would you bring with you to trench

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crusade slash you know you gotta survive out there which warhammer character are you bringing maybe

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give a description of what adventure what what shenanigans go on we want to know hashtag crusade

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and i feel like the obvious answer would be like saint celestine be like hey lady come with me

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and she's like ha ha yeah i'm just gonna like chill in the bunker with a cup of tea she'll sort

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us out everyone will follow her it's fine she'll do all the heavy lifting i'm just gonna hang oh she

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dies it's no problem she resurrects great uh sally does she come back though if there's no emperor in

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this universe does it work yeah it's just her does god just decided i feel like if she transplanted

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to trench crusade then she'd have a brand new following it'd be like breaking into america if

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you're like a uk artist like i'm part of the uk scene you go to america say oh it's an even

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bigger audience yay and it's like well everyone loves you and that's kind of the deal we know

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colin would bring mirathy for for not for help not for help oh my gosh okay speaking of colin

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uh we got some donations would you like to read one from bean colin sure thing thank you bean

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bean if america was in the setting humanity would win oh right look i don't i don't care how endless

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satan's legions are they is that's nothing compared to lockheed martin's annual budget

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i feel like it would also be america's fault somehow as well no yeah there's always ten

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tank where it's like oh it can like it can pretend it's not there in the dead of night and it has no

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heat signatures and it's like a giant tank like america why what's going on america was funding

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the leeches of hell all along it's an inside job Jerusalem is a job this video goes out to the brave

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guerrilla fighters of bales above it's like a literal machine gun that print like shoots money at

1578
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people crana soros rex for five bucks it'd be neat if they start doing units for pacific rings

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inspired by dante's inferno's punishments even though my catholic catholic my catholic ass will

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never play as them real that's real uh the catholics represent uh anyone takes one main event

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virgin thank you with the five euros it's great to see someone did a lot of research when making

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the iron sultanate excellent blend of eastern mythology and islam not seen often i they're

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guys cool minis and they're like the one oh hello pump he's are the coolest their minis go the

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hardest dude like the it's like the one place god did anything direct too he made big wall

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uh bunny cop with five but oh sorry i heard the eye sure they give the five dollars bunny

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cup take away the alchemical augments and the hell war that's basically one for one with historical

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janissaries less war crimes okay look so is it the wrong region as well historically accurate

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what country hasn't committed just a smidgen of war crimes just to go

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no there's no good country of guns you know these small to be of any consequence so it's not a vote

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come on you must have at least one no you cute little piracy doesn't count piracy doesn't count

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now it's not quite a war crime i guess yeah yeah all right how we're not at war

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uh declin um illery or ellery uh for the a dollar five dollars uh hasha shim so good they can do

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the sneaky stabbing whilst being bigger than normal humans that's right they did i mean that

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was pretty much assassin's law in real life for certain i would say if the existence of the

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raven guard doesn't bother you then this probably shouldn't either

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oh crayonsaurus right is back for the two bucks oh god momo is back i don't know what this is in

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reference to appreciate that is oh it's that weird fucking i'll put a picture in the discord it's

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that stupid internet image of the distorted like like just picture of a woman a woman oh that thing

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i was sure for the for the live the live show this week though uh we are again doing the live show on

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thursday uh next week as well so we're not on friday just just just for you live boys we

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because we're you're always here and we love you some people have romantic relationships which is

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cringe anyway partners don't want to yeah thanks colin thanks for valentine's

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uh why am i under flack here i'm not the married one

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tom warren maybe the five dollars what do you always say your pvp is a beaver or an otter

1605
02:15:00,440 --> 02:15:07,240
it's an otter isn't it cute i think the remnants of the uh varangian scarred are a planned subfaction

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that sounds pretty cool uh without being said that we've this has been we've really lured out

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today uh we appreciate you guys especially everyone who did the donations and

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dante who gave really a huge amount uh this stream thank you so much yes colin

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it's a little little spoiler for next week it's a quiz and i'm leading it and i think how what i

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mentioned i think i'm gonna commit to it oh wow that's crazy okay well uh appreciate you all so

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much and we'll catch you in the next i didn't get to see the spoiler no spoiler no it's a spoiler

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how about i've i've finally done something i said i would never do on hal's request

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it'll be a quiz about that uh take uh there you go please like and subscribe we're almost at

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uh 20k also we have we have merch by uh checking out the merch chest reveal wow it's like superman

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taking off his clothes and there's a thing under yeah all right everyone thank you for doing it

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it's been a good time trench crusade is good it is good i do enjoy it by everyone having to be

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well he's on sterling go to hell we love sterling on lore crimes