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Your time starts Hal in 3, 2, 1, begin.

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My voice is charming, my voice disarming, got Primox wrapped around my fingers for the words I'm imparting.

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F*** I hate it, Colchis. I plucked off Scorpion's tails.

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I manipulate, I deceive, secrets I plunder. Manfred cries just like my fat mother.

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Why can't it be more like Erebus as I tear out a Sophagus?

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Scheme's running like it's office hours. He can't even stand ux in my prowls.

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With my anathame blade, I cut fools like butter. Teleportation and demons, did I stutter.

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Bro out here looking like the poster for abstinence. Calv was an act of self-defense.

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I cut the galaxy in two. I ruined Storm like no other.

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Bald Gandalf over here, jealous because Conrad was the better brother.

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Horus mutilated my face and I didn't flinch.

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Argletal deserved it. That's why his back felt that pinch.

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They hate me because they turned and I did not.

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Bro looks like he parked in his scuffles for the good spot.

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Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's Law Crimes. We've got an interesting episode today.

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Eli, could you best describe what we're going to attempt? I don't think anyone's ever done this

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in the history of Warhammer YouTube before, but can you attempt to summarize what we're going to

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attempt today? I think we have two strong contenders, we have two goats of Warhammer

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fantasy, Warhammer 40k, two of the best characters ever made, I think widely loved, widely appreciated

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for their efforts. Both are the sole creators of their own settings, so that's pretty cool.

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We will have Hal defending Erebus, and Colin will be defending Madfred, and we'll be deciding

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who is the greater of the two. Do we even want to win?

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I would say before we start, I'm really excited for you and me to both get a minute into the

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first round and then sit there struggling for nice things. It's going to get real quiet shortly

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into each of our sections. I feel like a pro tip would be don't worry about nice things they've

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done, it's probably a better strategy to be here's the worst things they could have done.

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Like, oh, they didn't do this. That was a good thing, I suppose.

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I have a slight confession, which is my part one will be quite, I'm just going to get the

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facts straight in part one. But to be honest, my part two has no facts. It's entire, it's in my

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part two and three is entirely slam poetry. And I'm not joking.

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Wow. So we're building up to something here for the beautiful viewers.

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I'm afraid that, oh, I'm afraid I do not have slam poetry for everyone. So this is already

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not looking good for Colin. I never won a first.

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Although I should say, I think to be honest, has anyone won other than Colin?

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I've won. Beelzebub.

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I've won. Beelzebub. Yeah.

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If we count the chat board that is. And I think we do.

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Ah, the Commonwealth WL, I should say. I think the thing is also this episode will be unique in that

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the third round, we're going to have a bit of a twist on how we do things. So without further

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ado, we've got five minutes for either one of you. Do either of you have a preference of who starts?

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That will be me.

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Hell seems to want to go first, and that's fine with me.

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Because I'm eager for Colin to react, to be the one reacting to my slam poetry later.

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If people were like any of our stuff, we should always say it's the beginning. We always forget.

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We have more.

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We do have more. I keep reading the web. Also, please like and subscribe. I beat him. I beat you, Mike.

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We're going to start traditional here, though. This is an actual fact-finding mission. And then

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it's just going to be, I mean, I'm not proud of what I've written later. There's some horrific

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lines. People are ready for these. They've already know what I've, I haven't even written Poopknife,

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but I should have.

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I'm actually trying to win this one because I have a chance because he's representing Manfred.

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Why did he call me Cleoene?

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So, Hal, in the blue corner, defending Erebus. Are you ready?

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I'm defending Erebus. Okay, let's do this.

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I'm ready. I'm ready. You knew what you were signing up for. Okay. Your time starts in,

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you got five minutes. So your time starts in three, two, one, begin.

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Lords, ladies of the court, I would like to first address with my first point that my opponent's

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character is a bitch. That is essentially my first point, but I'd like to actually talk up Erebus

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because Erebus has one above Manfred, which is he's an interesting character. So my pure

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psychotic baby was born in the world of Colchis and like every good story, it starts off with a,

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like the world is just shit. I mean, there's nothing interesting going on. It's kind of like

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UK, I'll be honest. It's kind of like the UK, but worse. But poor Erebus was born, you know,

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my dude absolutely suffered. He had a fat mother and you know, his guy was barely around. So he's

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already had the odds stacked against him. He had a terrible childhood in the desert. You know,

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like he said before, nothing interesting happens other than religion in deserts, because there's

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nothing else to do. That's his own word saying that, not me, not directing into anybody. He had

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that terrible phrase of someone said, why can't you be more like Erebus? Erebus, the little village

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boy who was pure and amazing. Well, you know what, sometimes you need to adapt and survive. And why

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couldn't he be more like Erebus? So he garroted Erebus. And I'm not gonna lie, enjoyed it because

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he's a guy who likes taking pleasure in things he does. You know, he's a happy go lucky dude. So he,

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you know, got rid of Erebus. Why can't I be more like Erebus? So he became the next best thing

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after becoming Erebus. Erebus, a priest, why not? Why has he become a priest? For drinking,

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for gambling. My dude has hoes. He said he became a priest for the hoes. But sadly, like all the

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words in the internet, this was not the life for him. Because somebody had their little twinkle

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eye upon my boy. Erebus was chosen by the dark gods of chaos. The four gods of chaos went,

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that's the dude. I'm gonna move on, Jesus. So the curse gods went up to Erebus and they were like,

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you're, we can't choose Primarchs or any other thing. We need Erebus. And he's just a regular

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dude. So they thought, you know, screw it, let's just go for this guy. Clearly, if they see greatness,

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why can't we? My dude literally survived an ascension to becoming an Astartes as an adult,

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which is extremely painful. And no one is extremely rare to even do. Erebus is charming. The dude is

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amazing to be around great dinner parties. And then he was like, you know what? I like this

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Imperium. I'm gonna ruin it. I'm gonna make Warhammer 40k. And so my dude sowed the Imperial,

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you know, chaos taint in Imperial cults around every single world. He manipulated Lorgar. He

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stood before the Emperor and the Emperor couldn't sense that this guy was corrupted by chaos.

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I don't know if that means the Emperor is a loser. Or he says Erebus is that good. My dude's

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literally beaten Saul Tarvitz in combat. He's beaten little Horus in combat. He's beaten Torgadon

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in combat as well. He almost beat Lucius. But again, thanks, thanks, Dan. My dude literally

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glass an entire civilization with the Interrex by stealing the anathame dagger. Whoops, you know,

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they didn't even know to be around fouls. You know, they were disgusting, horrible. And he got rid

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of it. Lovely. He died, literally had died, went into the warp, manipulated Horus to chaos, and

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then got better. My dude literally died and got better. He architected all the Isfarn massacres.

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So every victory is basically Erebus is like, this is my plan, bro. He trained with the anathame

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blades, the point in which he could teleport between worlds. But most people forget that he

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can actually do that. Do can literally slice between reality. Calth was self defense. Calth was

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burned one billion points to how you know, Calth. Thank you, Erebus bro created the bro created the

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ruin storm. He didn't need out on uncated to throw a whole thing out planet. My dude literally did

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it just by putting a few ingredients together and managed to bring us all together. Big bonus. He

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killed the Primarch mother. Literally, he killed your mom, bro. Like, he got a slashed it down.

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He tried to kill John grammatica so many times. God Dan Ablett, please let him kill drunk master.

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The dude had literally has greater demons in his cloaks. Like he just walks around with like four

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greater demons at all times. I don't know what man for it could possibly do against any of that

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dude literally has like two different books of Nagash and things. He's like the greatest thing

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ever. He literally created 40k. So we are employed by the actions of Erebus. So anyone who doesn't

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like their employment, their feel free to give it up. And I mean, at the end of the day, Erebus

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Erebus actions created 40k Manfred created ages Sigma. I think just leave it at that.

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And your time is up. You're done. You're done. I knew he was good, but I'm he really is actually

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goaded. I mean, I was saying that because you believe that or because you heard Kalth is

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self-defense. I don't know. I don't know very well now has has opened my eyes a little bit.

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There were some solid points in between. He literally killed your mom. You know, I kind of,

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I was getting a little bit lost in the sauce with some of those points, but they were pretty good.

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I will admit, I think to be honest, as far as judge critique goes, I think I'm tethered to

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how because I've taken some notes about that with Manfred. My fantasy law is a bit limited. So I think

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Eli is going to have to scrutinize Collins points a bit more because you know more about the law

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than I'd only a little bit. But I've taken some notes. Bring it, Colin. Bring it. Colin, are you

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ready? Aye, aye, captain. Aye, aye, captain.

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Oh, under the sea.

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So to your list.

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I have I have had a bottle of wine, but I'm okay.

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A couple of times.

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Are you ready? Let's go. Three, two, one and begin.

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So I feel, you know, we're talking about Manfred von Karstein, and I think the first thing I'm going

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to bring up is that he's the son of Vlad von Karstein, which is already, you know, that's

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heavy backing in your corner for how great you're going to be. Not necessarily great, you know,

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great hero, but you're going to do some pretty great things. You're Vlad von Karstein's son.

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I mean, come on now. But, you know, aside from that, something about Manfred that I think puts

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him above Erebus is that Manfred's pretty self-made man. He was gifted vampiric.

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He was gifted vampirism by Vlad. But after that, there was no backing of all four chaos gods in his side.

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Manfred needed more knowledge. So he set up schemes to put Conrad in power, which would

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lead to him taking power later on, because Conrad, his brother, is a little bit of a

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little bit of a nut job, a little bit of a fad of twisting the heads off of rabbits.

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And by rabbits, I mean people. Meanwhile, Manfred would go across the entire world in an age

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where sail travel is still kind of the best they got. He went around the whole world.

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He studied magic from Nehekara, Lustria, history, all sorts of different things. Manfred did all of

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this himself. And on his own, he nearly took down the empire. You know, it took the empire and the

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dwarfs to take him down, which is pretty good swinging, because at that point he was one of

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the only major vampires left after a little bit of infighting on Conrad's part.

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But let's go, let's move past that. Let's talk about Transformers for a second.

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You know who's awesome? Starscream. Starscream's a piece of shit. But everyone loves watching him

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try and beat the hell out of, like, Takeover Megatron's place. That is what Manfred brings

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to Warhammer. Erebus is like a lap dog for, you know, the nearest important guy around. Manfred

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is, he has like pretty damn big ambitions. He's like, every time he's with someone, he's going to

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take him down and like trying to, and I'll give him credit. It's not, you know, again, when I say

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great, I don't mean good. He too, he got Vlad. He's the reason Vlad died. Is that a morally good

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thing or anything? No, we all love Vlad. But it proves that Manfred's cunning and ambition can

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can make him take down the people that are above him. And it's, he's just been, he's a magical

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powerhouse. He's one of those people that are up there with, you know, the greatest of elves and

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other sorcerers in the setting, which again, he did not need to magic up some chaos blades or

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anything for that for his betters. He was like, no, I'm going to do this on my own. And he did.

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You play him in Total Warhammer, he can obliterate people. You play him on the tabletop. I've seen

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what the purple son of Xereus can do. What if that formation just wasn't here anymore? What if I got

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rid of it? Hey Manfred, that's what he's bringing to the table. He's powerful. He's, he is charismatic.

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That's the thing. A lot of people only think about the end times. He was able to convince

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Gottrick to fight alongside him for a little bit. You got to be pretty damn charismatic to be a

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vampire, anyone to convince Gottrick to fight with you, let alone an undead. He was able to do it.

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He was able to do it. You know, speaking of, you know, people like to call Manfred, you know,

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by people, right now, I mean, Hal, call him a bitch. You know, for example, let's, you know,

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let's bring up, oh, who is he ran from? Well, again, when he resurrected Gottrick, would you know

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what? Yeah, I'm a bitch too. I'm not taking that fight. I know what kind of story I am in if I see

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that dwarf in his blonde sidekick. I'm out. I'm leaving. Oh, who else did he not, Nagash? I'm not,

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I'm not picking that 1v1 either. You don't win that. And speaking of, oh, he's got the books of

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Nagash, which he learned on his own. There was no cliff notes. He had to take those, find them,

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learn for them himself, which means he has the book of someone who on their own, well, he has

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two of the books of someone who on their own nearly defeated the Chaos Gods on multiple occasions,

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which, you know, I'd have to say that's pretty damn impressive. And, you know, speaking of,

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he created a setting, yes, Eli, in the most generous way possible. The End Times was character

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assassination because Manfred's was a very cunning person, a very like brilliant cunning bastard,

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but a very cunning, intelligent person. But the world had to blow up and Manfred's right there.

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So I guess we got to do what we got to do. Thank you, GW authors. But from that, we get Age of

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Sigmar, which speaking of, oh, you like being employment. I'm sorry. I didn't know that I only

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made 40k videos. I must have gotten lost when I was looking through my catalog. AOS, you know,

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he did. He made this setting with the best models Warhammer has ever seen, bar none. So, you know,

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thank you, Manfred for that. You don't have Manfred. You don't get the Idon't Net Deepkin. You

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don't get OCR Bone Reapers. You don't get a whole lot of beautiful model ranges. And again, he

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survived. So Manfred, you're done. Get out of here. You got to get out of here. Okay. Opening

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statements. I think Colin confused someone who works in the modeling department for being called

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Manfred because that's not his business. Crazy. Who made Age of Sigmar happen? Who stabbed Gelt?

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Who stabbed Gelt? Who stabbed Gelt? I mean, you lost fantasy. Who stabbed Gelt? Who stabbed Gelt?

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Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't. Crazy. Who stabbed Gelt, Hal? Yeah. Your boy. You say we lost fantasy,

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as if I'm not looking at my box of Tomb King miniatures right behind me. Oh, I've got something

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for that for round two. Don't you worry. The bald allegations will be discussed. All right.

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Before you guys continue the bicker. So opening statements are done. And I focus mainly on

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Erebus because I know Erebus a bit more than Manfred. So to start with Hal, biggest

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woe I had with your opening statements. Man, oh, he's got like a French coat full of demons.

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Pretty cool. Can't kill a John Grammaticus? Bish. What are you talking about? You can't kill a

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John. The guy even has respawns. How do you not kill John Grammaticus? That's basic. Basic. Yeah,

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basic. How does Erebus get past? Can't kill the most annoying character in Warhammer. And I know

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for a fact Mr. Dredden on was in the chat earlier saying whoever wins, we lose Mr. Dred as my witness.

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How can you claim that Erebus is worse if he can't kill a John? That's so basic. First of all,

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I'd argue that particularly for this setting, first of all, Dan Abner is going to let us suffer

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John Grammaticus no matter what. My second point is who else is actually trying to kill a John

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Grammaticus, huh? You're going to slow down, you're going to knock on the guys actually trying

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to kill the most annoying character? You want to stop him? I didn't think so. Why is everybody

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not cheering him on? Yeah, Erebus. Get that Grammatic. Cussy. I don't know.

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I mean, technically Vulcan killed John because when he stabbed him with the Fulgurite, they both

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blowed. Oh yeah, and that worked, didn't it? Looks like he's gone forever. Oh wait, he's not immortal

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anymore. That's the thing, John's now mortal and he couldn't kill him when he was mortal.

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Didn't you enjoy him just being hunted by Erebus though? You were like, get it. You know what I mean?

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Like, come on. Erebus, get it to you. I'm not sure I'm excited about Manfred killing any character.

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I'm not like, yeah, Manfred, get it. There's no character I'm like, Manfred is, I'm so excited to

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see Manfred go attack someone. Also, you could say like Erebus killed the mum of the Primarchs,

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but let's be honest, Erda's not everyone's mum. Like, Gillamum is the best Primarch.

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She paid self-support. It's fine. Yeah. Did she? Did she? In spirit. No, she was like,

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I'm going to send you to like boarding school via hell. Like, that's not like, I didn't cry

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a single tear when she was gone. I got to be honest. Well, I'm not sure Erebus is responsible

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for her mother skills, to be honest. At least he, well, the only thing he's responsible for

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is for ending the potential piss poor mother skills. What would you rather have dad who

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only views you as a weapon or mom who throws you into hell? Yeah. There's like the move forward

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and move back thing, isn't it? You know, if you're sandwiched between two people, it's a difficult

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choice. Yeah, you're four inches in the emperor, but the Erebus is four inches in you. Four? Is

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that all we talking? Just four? Four's a nose-shape. What's going on? I think four's actually pretty big.

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It's pretty impressive. Is it? Yeah, her nose is here. Is it? Anyway, the main point I wanted to

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bring up as well is that Hal also said, oh, Erebus orchestrating the Cal fatrosity. I think you'll

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find sir. Cor Phaeron was a bit more in depth with the atrocity of Cal. He was the one who was the

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frontline commander. Yeah, I'm sure he says that. He was the one who was orchestrating it. He was

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the one in charge. And also, bit cringe, Erebus had his face ripped off by Horus. Bit cringe.

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Isn't it? My dude, is this just grossed out shit? What do you mean is it cringe when your face is

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ripped off? My dude had his face ripped off and stood there and took it like a man and didn't

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even flinch. I mean, I guess he could have as many questions as he wants. I don't know. Yeah.

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Yeah. Okay, leave me be. I was on the freaking palpon right now.

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All right, Eli, it's your turn to rip into common, I suppose. Yeah, all right. Well, firstly,

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did Manfred get as close to taking over the Empire as Vlad did? He didn't, right?

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He came very close. And while perhaps he did not quite get to the walls of Altdorf,

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Manfred was a bit more held together. And unlike Vlad, Manfred had to deal with the combined might

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of man and dwarf. So Manfred was coming from a bit of a lesser position, as it were. And with that,

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he still managed to run them around for, I believe, Manfred's vampire war was longer than Vlad. So

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not quite as explosive as Blitzkrieg as Vlad put forth, but Manfred was able to keep it going for

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a lot longer. And he was able to run the Imperials and the dwarfs around for far longer than Vlad was.

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And wouldn't it make more sense for him to work with Vlad?

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That's why I said that he does great things, not in the sense of, you know, great, isn't that's a

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great idea. He does impactful things. I said again, I brought up Starscream. Starscream's a goddamn

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idiot, but we all love seeing him do his thing. That's how I view Manfred. God, man, you know,

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he does a lot of things that perhaps don't make the most sense, but it's fun to watch what he

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puts into motion just happen. Like if nothing else, when Manfred starts scheming, he's like,

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nothing else. When Manfred starts scheming, you know, something interesting is going to happen,

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which, you know, that, you know, I think that's for storytelling and reading an interesting,

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you know, novel or whatever. I think that's more valid because if the book was, you know, Manfred

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does everything super perfectly with no character, you know, like motivations for why he wouldn't

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work with Vlad. It's like all the, and then they went, but with that, you know, we get Manfred,

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we get to see what he does when he's just, he's out for number one and Manfred's number one, baby.

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Who is he sabotaging? How's he going to do it? I'm pretty interested to see. And let's not pretend

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that Manfred going to the greatest thief in the empire is not at least a little bit like fun to

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read about. He just needs one win though, right? Like just give him one. Does he have any? He's

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got, he's gotten some wins. Does he have any? You're right. He did potentially kidnap that elf

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child. Does he have any one of the ones as impressive as the one of the ones mentioned for

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Erebus? Just power scale talking. Power scale talking, he, again, he does tend to high tail it

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out of there, but if you'll hear me out on this one, that's because Manfred shoots for the goddamn

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moon, which means he's, he's not even going against the A-listers. He's going against the S-listers,

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which again, you know, tangoing with Gottrick and living. I think that's pretty goddamn impressive

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that he wasn't just turned into smear, which they did meet again after the first book where, you

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know, they're present for his resurrection. He started fighting Gottrick and then the sun started

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coming up and he was fighting Gottrick. I'm leaving, which, you know, I'm, I'm sorry for the lack of,

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you know, the definitive kill. Someone dies. I think that shows smarts for one, you know, he dips

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out, but he does have some one v ones. Like I know he, he did help, like he fought Arkhan a lot,

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which, you know, was again interrupted with, you know, Nagash saying, please shut the fuck up,

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both of you. But he's at the very least able to keep pace, you know, with Ark and the Black,

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Nagash's most trusted and knowledgeable lieutenant. So I would argue that's not a win, you know,

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because again, the Gash would always go, please, the both of you calm down, but he's able to,

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he's able to go toe to toe with someone who has been alive for about 10,000 years

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and hasn't stopped, you know, gaining necromantic knowledge since. So he's definitely up there.

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I'm going to beat this dude into a 240. You're going to do slam poetry.

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Before we do that, should we get through some don't eyes?

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Oh, yeah. I just got called sticky. Not a fan.

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Donkeyman USA for five bucks stream late because Hal was too busy gooning to

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Arabus's smooth ball. He does shave his head. Smooth plastic bag.

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Do you want to read this one? Thank you for being a member for eight months. Plastic bag. Eli throwing it back when you probably know.

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He's here. He's here. Welcome. I'm excited for this stream and also gay. Thank you.

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Thank you, Jack. Every time. Oh, bunny caught for two bucks says this versus episode is going to be

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very whelming. Yeah, this is we're not gassed about this, but it has to be done.

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I just want to talk to someone for five bucks. I know exactly who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude

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described disguise as another dude. Alphari is probably and he's real for that. Maybe he's Arab.

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He's not far off. Donkeyman USA five bucks. I hate to say it, but today I'm house. Sorry, Colin. I must

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betray thee. Thank you. I'm filled with this trailer. Tom Warren, thank you for the $5.

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Not Warhammer related, but I've recently seen online that the English pronunciation of sauce

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is weird and wrong. How and Andy, can you say sauce, please? Sauce. Sauce. And I need to learn

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if this is true. I don't know if that answers your question. I hope it does. They said they say like

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sauce. We say sauce doesn't really matter. So I'm going to put this on my sandwich. I'm American.

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I'm near the city of Chicago, which by the way, if you say Chicago, you need to be from Chicago.

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I'm going to put the sauce on my sandwich. No, you said it's Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago,

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Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, like my pants. You know what? I fuck sending you to the shadow realm.

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I'm sending you to the streets. Brandon Wave King. I think it's a new day. I'm going to be real

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with you all. Manfred looked at the end of the entire world with him on it and still decided to

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betray all existence for the Lord. Have you ever met a man as committed to the bit as Manfred Von

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Karstein? I don't think so. I'm not like Manfred and Erebus were both like this could go horribly

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wrong and they both still did that stuff. And they both sent it, baby. I can't read this one.

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I'll read it. You know, I was going to bring that up shortly, but you know, we'll double back on

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this don't know later. Lord Delusion with the ten. Erebus gets clowned on by Karn and flees with his

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tail between his legs. Mandred serves the most glorious Nagash alongside all stars,

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like the kind and noble blood rose prince man for the win. Exactly. Manfred hanging out with

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the man who deserves the world and the mortal realms under his control.

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We have this from the set. Two dollars chat. I'm gay. Cass. Hi. Hi. Hello.

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Hello. Mr. Taz of five bucks. Colin views Mandred's actions as interesting.

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Colin thinks ends times were interesting confirmed. We look they are they're interesting.

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And like, you know, you see a train wreck and you're like, I can't look away. This is horrible.

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But, you know, I can't look away. I didn't say it was good. I said it was interesting.

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And being a second zombie. Jesus Christ. Thank you. Thank you. All right. The second Vargaise

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has struck the college of sounds like someone's breaking out. I'm ready. It's just a storm.

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Friends. All right. OK, how I preface this is from the perspective of Erebus, a slam poetry.

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All right. OK, well, we'll see how this goes. Hang on. Rare is Pepe. You can go straight to hell.

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How dare you call me a stir Lander? You just put that in number one. Where is rare as Pepe?

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I glass that fucking hole to the ground. Does YouTube have like timeouts and stuff like

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Twitch? We don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so we could put the user in timeout, but I don't want

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to because it's funny someday. And that man out forever will abuse our power someday. No,

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no. Anyway, your time starts howling. Three, two, one, begin. This is the voice of Erebus.

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My voice is charming. My voice disarming. Got Primarchs wrapped around my fingers for the words

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I'm imparting. Fuck, I hate it. I plucked off scorpions tails. I manipulate. I know. Sorry.

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I'm the man of the house. Whilst Lorgar Wales. I manipulate. I deceive. Secrets I plunder. Manfred

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cries just like my fat mother. Why can't it be more like Erebus? As I tear out a Sophagus. Schemes

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running like it's office hours. He can't even stand up to my prowess. Murder makes my blood run.

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Unlike you bitch scum who created the end sum of your whole setting. It's just upsetting. How

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the Anathema's sons are my plaything. Discount Vlad can't conquer Altdorff but just keeps failing.

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With my Anathame blade, I cut fools like butter. Teleportation and demons, did I stutter. Bro out

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here looking like the poster for abstinence. Calv was an act of self-defense. Sorry. I cut the galaxy

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in two. A ruined storm like no other. Bald Gandalf over here. Jealous. Because Conrad was the better

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brother. Horus mutilated my face and I didn't flinch. Argotal deserved it. That's why his back

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felt that pinch. They hate me because they turned and I did not. Bro looks like he parked nidsculls

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for the good spot. I am the hand of destiny. My actions created a setting. I wield monsters with

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one hand while he's still bed wetting. Bro's skin is like shade of a car.

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Whilst I killed the Primarch's mum, at least in my story, I won.

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That's it. Wow. You still got a minute left. I know. I have nothing else to give.

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Anything else? You got a minute. I think Chad liked it. He's given up. He's given up.

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Is that Airbus flow? Oh my god. Because I couldn't get through it at some part. I just would like to

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reiterate. Bro looks like he parked nidsculls for the good spot is my favourite. Bro's skin,

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the shade of cum. Whilst I killed the Primarch's mum, at least in my story, I won.

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Wow. There he is. That's a pretty interesting strategy to try and get some points from the

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audience in the second section. We've never had a beat flow for the worst person imaginable. Hey,

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at least I'm not. At least there's not a ball ganged off. And me and Eli stripped off naked

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during one versus. So like, it's quite a bar to match. I hate to say there's also a part two

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coming up. Oh god. Oh my gosh. We're not done. All right, we got a round two with slamboats.

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I can't believe anyone's impressed or stunned. I'm entertained. Right.

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Your turn. Colin, dare I ask, are you ready for your segment? Tentatively.

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Tentatively? Well, bear in mind, you have one extra minute that Hal issued from his... So

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technically speaking, you have more information to cram into three minutes. Yeah, I do have to

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compete with the slam poetry. I am ready though. Could you do a rap?

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No, I don't think I have that. No, no. Just on that, I do not have that in me.

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Beatbox. So the music, unfortunately, will not be coming from Colin. He's Manfred.

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Can't do that. Like, no. Okay. Fair enough. Okay, your time starts in three, two, one, begin.

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Okay, so for the start, I think we're going to give some unconventional prose for Manfred

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von Karstein. Let's say, you know, you're a bit of a schemer. You need something taken care of.

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You should get Manfred because if he wins, your enemies have been taken care of. If he loses,

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which, you know, is not a non-zero chance. Your enemies are weakened and Manfred is weakened.

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So you don't have to worry about that taking you out in the back line. Manfred is the perfect person

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to send out if you just need to cause carnage because what he does, he causes carnage. A second

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zombie horde has struck Altdorf. Exactly. Everyone's weakened. It's time for you to come out.

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But on the topic of baldness, because I had something for this, let's say, you know, Erebus,

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not the, he's gross bald. Like, come on, there's skin flaps from when he got his face cut off

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and just cast mutations. It's nasty. Manfred, imagine you're lost in the wilderness, right?

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You got a flashlight. You shine that on Manfred's head. It's like the fucking batch signal in the

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air. Everyone is going to find you. Alternatively, you got to blind your enemy. That's like the

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Dragon Ball Z solar flare. Put that on Manfred's head. No one can see. It's like a second sun has

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risen over the land. There's a lot of things Manfred can do that if you think about it,

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pretty useful like that. You know, I would argue. But let's, you know, let's move beyond that a

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little. Let's circle back to what was said before. Manfred is hanging out with Nagash, Arkan,

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Neferat, some real greats of the Warhammer world who've lived far longer than he does.

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And he made it to the next setting. So Manfred is so powerful and useful to Nagash, who as we all

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know is the most benevolent, loving ruler who deserves to have all under his control. Then

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Nagash brought him back for a second setting. That's what Manfred does. That's what Manfred

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brings to the table. And again, just you're hanging next to Nagash. That's cool. Who's Erebus

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hanging out with? People who hate him, people who would like to beat the shit out of him,

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people who have beat the shit out of him. And you might say, but Nagash does that to, you know,

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Manfred too. Only Nagash can do that to Manfred because Nagash is powerful enough. No one else

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can handle it. But you know, if Nagash is doing something, it's good and just because Nagash is

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doing it. Whereas, you know, Erebus is just getting slammed down on people for no other reason than

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they can. Oh, I hang out with demon primers. Yeah. What do they think of you, Erebus? What do they

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think of you? Not much, but Manfred. Manfred is a feared figure. Erebus is like, oh, it's Erebus.

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You're gross. Manfred, people don't like him. But when Manfred's around, he's scary. He fought Gelt

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and I don't, as a stormcast, and almost won and put Gelt on the back foot. So, you know, Manfred's

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terrifying. And if you're lost in the wilderness, spotlight. That's the time. That's the time. Wow.

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Okay. So, well, I must admit, coming hot off the heels of that Erebus, I don't even know how to

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pull that. Crime against humanity might be the best term to describe it.

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That Erebus flow. But that's like the equivalent of being like, oh, I'm going to do like the

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gering flow. Like, no, don't do that, please. Please don't. Please no. That's bad. War crimes.

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But Colin makes a valid point. Erebus got no bishes. Erebus got no friends. Discuss.

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I have an easy response to that. Is Nagash supposed to be his friend? Is this not the same Nagash who

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he read Manfred's mind when he was being resurrected and said, that little leech is going to betray me.

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He resurrected Vlad von Karstein in quote, unarmored and unarmed. And he bitch slapped Manfred,

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who had all his gear. And then he gave the von Karstein ring to Vlad and basically went, all right,

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Manfred, you could be part of my crew, but I'm actually giving your role to Vlad because you suck.

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And he's supposed to be friend. Am I allowed to respond to this? Because that seemed rather pointed at me.

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Go for it. My simple response to that is that Nagash did it and therefore there was no need to

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criticize it because Nagash does something. All is going to plan and Nagash's will, which is all

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reaching and all powerful and benevolent. And, you know, Nagash didn't kill him on the spot,

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which clearly means Manfred has far more worth than Erebus. So he brought him to the next setting.

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By the way, you forgot to mention he brought him to the next setting to punish him, to torture him

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because he hates him so much. And because Manfred is powerful. But again, you're reaching outside

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of the bounds of what we're talking about. If Nagash does something, it is the correct course

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of action and therefore right. I need not explain that. Chad, come on, please. The power of Nagash.

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Don't bring in Nagash. Nagash isn't in this. You're bringing him up.

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Regardless of friends, because I don't think either of them have friends, what about family?

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Erebus's family is just like, oh, Erebus, you should be more like Erebus, unknown named child.

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We'll call him Kevin. Kevin, you should be more like Erebus. Like whatever happened to mummy and

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daddy seems like a bit of a character flaw to me. Not looking after your mum and dad.

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In all fairness, though, daddy issues is kind of the whole setting. I don't know if either of our

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characters killed his dad. Yeah, Manfred did. Manfred plotted against every family member he's

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ever had. I'm pretty sure his armour is made from the dust of his family. So. Well, like Kratos.

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He murdered other von Karsten.

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They turned their bones and ashes into enchanted magical armour. This is what you call an insult.

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This is a point against Manfred that he has vampiric bone armour.

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If it was meant to be like how he treats family, then yeah. God. Oh, how does Erebus treat family?

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Oh, they get exactly what they deserve. Although.

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The other von Karsten. OK, yeah, sure. Before I pass it on to Eli, though.

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Conrad's a nice guy. With Manfred, like, what's his relationship with his family, the Karsteins?

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Is he? I mean, he's not in good terms, I assume.

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I would say that he came out on top and after that, who gives a shit? Erebus clearly didn't come out

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on top because it's amazing. You know, I don't remember anyone being super excited for what

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Erebus is doing. It's all what is Lorgar, our other demon primarchs, doing. Manfred in the mortal

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realms, he's got a whole realm populated by people he made to look like his family because he's better

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than them and he won. Erebus doesn't get to do that. Manfred did. So family relations? Not

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a lot. Family relations? Neither of them are great. Manfred's winning, though. Erebus is not.

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It sounds like someone who made loads of dolls or their family members and then said, I'm winning.

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Like, that is lonely as hell. This is. Bro. Erebus doesn't have family, he has followers, bro.

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He's on a demon world and he controls half of them, like nearly the full health word bearers

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legion. My dude has like resources. Manfred has his own pocket place where no one wants to go

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because it's dog shit. Erebus has one demon world of people who hate him. One demon world? Manfred has

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followers and agents who are magically bound to him across eight different realities. How lonely.

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One of those seems a lot better. One of those seems a whole lot more effective.

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All right, I'm ready for. Eli, would you like to persecute these two?

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Well, how could you? In what world is Manfred not

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trolling by killing Gels without any knowledge of Age of Sigmar happening afterwards? He knew that

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the world was going to explode if that happened and he didn't know what would happen after that,

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right? He had no idea that Age of Sigmar was going to happen. He just ended the world just because.

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I have two answers to that, one of which is meta and one of which is not. One of which I

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briefly mentioned earlier was GW decided the world had to end and it was just outright character

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assassination, which is not a fate unique to Manfred by any means. There are a whole lot of

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other people who put on the goofy hats and stopped making sense there. That was just the last in a

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long line of really bad moment. Holy shit. Thank you very much. We'll come back to that when we're

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done with between rounds. But yeah, that was the end of a long line of decisions of the stupid

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ball being the fucking mermaid man and barnacle boy, the orb of stupidity being handed to a

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character and then setting them loose. In the universe, you know what's great? Someone so

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committed to the bit, so committed to being a spiteful asshole that they take down the world

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out of spite. You know what? Because if I want someone to make an impact, it's great to have

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these heroic motivations or like Arkeon, someone who's lost everything and just wants to see the

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world burn. Someone who brings down everyone and does it, not tries to, does it because they're so

433
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committed to being a petty asshole, they would rather have the world blow up than let their dad

434
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win? God bless you, Manfred von Karstein. You may be an asshole, but you are a committed asshole.

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Wow. Damn. I don't think Erebus has that in him. I think he'd pull back if the galaxy was about to

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be destroyed. You know who didn't? Manfred. Full send it, baby. You're all coming down with me.

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To be fair, Erebus is all about self-interest. That's kind of anathema to his whole thing. He's

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like, I want to get mine and then live forever and be greedy. And that's kind of, it was like

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Manfred's was like, screw it, nihilism. Oh no. Strange to celebrate the success. We're talking

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about two characters that are like manipulative. They like scheme, they're intelligent, they are

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powerful. And yet one character was like, I won my game and I got everything else out I wanted

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from it. And the other guy went, the equivalent of like the child kicking the toys because some

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of the kids got to play with it. And then this dude here went, that's amazing. And like what the hell

444
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are you talking about? Bro. One of these people, he's not as smart as he thinks he is clearly.

445
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One of these people brought about 10 millennia of war and suffering under the worst government

446
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and empire mankind had ever known amidst a galaxy of even worse things. And the other one of us

447
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brought about the righteous rule of Sigmar. My dude brought about, but did he do it? Did that,

448
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did that not happen as a direct result of Manfred's actions? Like, bruh, you're missing,

449
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you're missing. They could have just, they could have just, the ritual didn't work and it wasn't

450
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strong enough and they lose. But they had Manfred go in and do his thing, baby.

451
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Order the gulp. Well, the last round is it? What a second half. Yes, but before we get to the

452
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final one minute or two minute in fact, vitriolic round, we have some donos to get through because

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there's been quite a lot going on in the background. So the first one from Nolan Baker,

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Eli, a second wife has hit the loveless tower. I love my wife.

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Eli does love his wife quite a lot.

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Don Quijón USA, 20 bucks. I used to slam poetry for my church. So how his 20,

457
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,720
how did you slam poetry? What do you slam in church?

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00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:46,320
What? Moses was lit.

459
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Church is big and it keeps getting.

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That's why Jesus Christ, they don't need more.

461
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,440
I know that meme. It's not a bridge moment.

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Eli, do you want to take one? Sure. Mr. Taz, thank you very much for the five dollars.

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If Airbus has 40k haters, I am one of them. If Airbus has 10k haters, I'm one of them.

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If Airbus has one hater, he is me. If Airbus has zero haters, I am dead. This guy hates Airbus.

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00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:29,920
Oh, Eldar mentioned, New Codex mentioned, Fulgur mentioned, I'll just read it. JP, thank you for

466
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the 10 A's. Ynari detachment in New Codex. Now they just need the crone sword off of that sussy

467
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:43,840
baka femboy fulgrim. You're never going to get it. You hear me? The amount of joy I would feel

468
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if they completely 180'd the Ynari and had them just teabag fulgrim and then rip the crone sword

469
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out of his pants. Give them the Loyalist Primark treatment where they just win because

470
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:06,240
they suck dick marines. That's all GW knows. Where's the dynamic, Colin? It's like Loyalist

471
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Primark more or less can only die once, so they can't be resurrected. But they can still lose a

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fight. They can still lose and then be like... They lose a fight, but not by much. That's the thing.

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That's my student, GestureBunny. Although Ferris, starting strong, I'll lose a fight

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beheaded. Set for two dollar-a-doos. Colin, hit the gritty again. He can't compete.

475
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I don't know if I can devalue that. That was one time of the year. That would devalue the gritty.

476
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Spencer Bayer, apologies for whichever pronunciation. First time watching live

477
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streams. Just got to say I'm loving you, Goobers. Thank you very much. Also, there's an anthology

478
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on Audible narrated by Chris Tester. An anthology of what? It's the Blood of the Emperor, the Horus

479
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one, I think. Emperor is the name of Horus on there. He's often on my channel, so he's a good

480
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:10,720
boy. Just support him. Nicknack3587 for two bucks. Hal's rhyme itself was a law crime. Hell yeah.

481
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Bro, you're here on Friday night to watch this. I need to entertain. I have the better character.

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00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:31,200
This is easier. Favourite Phoenix Lord. Why is it Lycus the Lorp Breaker? I don't think she

483
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breaks the lore that badly. You're not about to be a warp spider Phoenix Lord. Thank you for the

484
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:41,280
fact. Why not? Because the armor could get lost when they get eaten by Slaanesh because of the

485
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:46,080
warp spider thing. That could happen to any of the Aspect Warriors, though. This is just the one that

486
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:51,440
goes full balls to the wall with it. That's the point, because none of the other Aspect Warriors

487
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:56,880
just jump through the warp. That's the point of Aspect Warriors. Warp spiders. If that's gonna be

488
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the point, then why are warp spiders an aspect? They could get lost to the warp. Losing a regular

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00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:09,520
Eldar is fine. Losing the Phoenix Lord is kind of a big deal. Main event Virgil for five euros.

490
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Do far better stuff because she's fucking committed. AO, I thought you were doing Trench Crusade this

491
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week. That's next week, brother. Next week. There was a question in the last donation.

492
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:30,160
Not comparing two piles of Kalmanil. Nice of how to read a five-year-old's English homework.

493
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Bro, if five-year-olds were doing that stuff. My favourite Phoenix Lord back there was still...

494
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Colin, this is your name. I'm a Corandris and Joyer who is dead. He's been killed by his workshop.

495
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:52,160
He's alive and aloof. He's just gone. Donkeyman USA with the five. Colin, normally I would agree

496
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with you no matter what. Even the dark elf Gudinus. Sadly, I can't like Manfred more than

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Erebus. You know, it's okay. Also to the guy asking earlier, we're doing Trench Crusade next

498
00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:08,960
week. I don't know if that was... Yeah, if he said that. But that is happening. All right.

499
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Brandon Waveking, five bucks. He killed the setting that had set for he deserves to get his undead

500
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:22,000
balls flayed by Conrad coked up on warpstone. Notice how I did not once say Manfred doesn't

501
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:27,680
deserve horrible things. That has never been my argument. Both of them deserve that.

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00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:33,120
Dude, Bean, Bean, Bean, Bean, Bean. Let me... I got this one. Manfred's bald head is smooth and very

503
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:38,960
pleasing to look at. Erebus has nasty dollar store tattoos all over his scalp. Yeah, Erebus is the

504
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:44,640
kind of person to go to Vegas and get a yin yang tattoo. Manfred knows that, you know, the

505
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:50,160
searchlight has to be kept intact. Thank you, Bean. You know who Erebus is? Erebus is the

506
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,720
kind of guy who'd get into like a YouTube boxing match with like the... Oh, yeah.

507
00:53:54,720 --> 00:54:00,720
The tattoos. I was like, I'm going to fight so and so for clout. Also, JP, who we mentioned before,

508
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:05,920
asked who was our favorite Phoenix Lord for me. I don't have one. All Eldar should be in the ground.

509
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Can't believe this guy. Can't believe this guy. There's two potential rightful rulers of the

510
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:18,320
galaxy. It's the Eldar and the Necrons. That's right, Bean. And it's not these shit ass space

511
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marines. That's right. We got a forehead cam there for a second. Just watch out.

512
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:31,440
Everyone's like, oh, the Imperium, the good guy Shelley. Nah, fuck that. Necrons and Eldar

513
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:36,480
alliance teach the primitives how it's done. We got a lot of just stranta in the chat from

514
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Thinkwell. Stranta's really cool. He just only has a paragraph of lore. He's the carnage. Yeah,

515
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for the 50 memberships earlier, he became a member and then a solid became a member.

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00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:56,160
Jesus. And then donate 50 of them. My word. Oh, and not content with that. Also, five dollars for

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the comics. Thank you very much. I'm sorry. I need another closed mic. Blessed sigma. Wishing

518
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you all the best as always. Andy, you got to say it in the salt spire voice. Salt spire voice?

519
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Blessed sigma. I was glad to have you. That's my soul. All righty then. Should we get into the.

520
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The minute of hate. Or the minute of hate. Alan worship space boomer. Eli killed this man.

521
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:28,800
Eli killed this man. Because the space boomers are just built better than everyone who came

522
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:35,440
after him. It's simple. If I had the controls, I would be outbidding the space boomers.

523
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:39,440
The controls I would be outbidding people. It'd be funny. What's the time? Time out. I

524
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wouldn't ban you for real. Me, can you did that? Animation's like banned, banned. And it becomes

525
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:49,200
like a vortex or something. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I don't remember that guy's name,

526
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:55,680
but I know what you're talking about. I saw that. Dude, shout out to the medical supply company

527
00:55:55,680 --> 00:56:00,320
calling me, but I don't have my new insurance card yet, so I can't give them the information they

528
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:05,840
need. Big shout out to American healthcare. Wonderful. Luigi, can you, can you, you know.

529
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Question who, who's worse, Manfred and Erebus combined or the US healthcare system?

530
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I do fucking. Can anything possibly be more evil than the US health system?

531
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I do like that. Manfred and Erebus combined between, between the chaos and like vampiric

532
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magic. One of them, one half of that horrid being can get rid of my diabetes instead of profit off

533
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:42,880
of it. I think I've got my answer. I don't even need to think about it. I just, I love that video

534
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:47,920
is a Dr. Robotnik gave me like, ah, I'm going to be like the most evil villain of all. And shadow

535
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,000
the hedgehogs is like, Oh, what are you going to do? He's like, I'm going to do all these things.

536
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:57,200
It's like, yeah, the US healthcare already does that. It's like, Oh, I'll do this. I'll do this.

537
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Even more evil things. Like not does that. Oh, wow. It's just like continually like being evil.

538
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:10,960
Good old Luigi. I'm also an American citizen. Yes. I know Canada has bad healthcare. Canada is going

539
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:15,680
to collapse in a year. Anyways, who cares? I'm leaving the West is falling.

540
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,120
The fallout timeline, NX Canada.

541
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:25,440
You know what? At least the US is going to have an economy that works in a couple of years. All

542
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:31,840
right. We should, you know what we should do? We should use our donation money to like buy an oil

543
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:37,680
rig and we'll just be like diamond dogs. I think we need a lot of donation money. Yeah. But it's a

544
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:46,240
dream. Dude, shout out to Nate stacking bodies in the Northern Rockies fallout for man.

545
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:54,320
Nate Mounties and syrup and stirrup get drowned in maple syrup. Shout out to fallout for Nate.

546
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Somebody's going to get a US healthcare chaos cause. I think an evil, evil characters of 40k

547
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:09,760
versus American politicians would be a very funny versus episode. We get in trouble though.

548
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,960
Before we annex Canada, should we include?

549
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:18,400
You speak in French?

550
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:22,400
Well, we will. Oh, you're a Tom Davie.

551
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,760
They're the main, the Bush.

552
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:27,760
Yeah. Real. That's real. That's so real.

553
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,280
You ready? Are you ready?

554
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:31,440
I am ready.

555
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:43,840
Okay. Uh, do, uh, on Tanda, do I once again bring people, um, the slam poetry from the perspective

556
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:53,920
of Erebus for this? Oh, man. Oh, Manfred, you bald fuck and inferior flat and the gash is

557
00:58:53,920 --> 00:59:02,320
cock ran from got trick with fear. Like for skin caught in the zip. He looked like he was open.

558
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:13,520
Open. Open.

559
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:19,280
Toed shoes. Get on with it. Come on. An orphan boy found in the muck of a pig's pen,

560
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:25,280
a bitch who sinks in the diarrhea of hell. Fen Lord of the undead yet bitch slapped out of

561
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:32,880
Kenry. The kind of guy who thinks salt is spicy. His law is trash, filled with negative Riz.

562
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:39,760
He's not half the man his mother is. Lad Conrad. Other characters are haunting.

563
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,160
He's so white. He got off of the warning.

564
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:53,520
Don't get enough attention to Arkeon's heel. He was glued. The dildo of consequences.

565
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:57,680
Really arrived.

566
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:06,480
The guy's so tough. Built like a ball cube. His hairline is sickening. His interesting law is

567
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:14,480
social distancing. The end times his actions dealt. The cock wheeze backstab gelt.

568
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:19,120
That's it. Very nice. That was quite the...

569
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:25,520
Regardless of the fact I'm going to lose because of what was just unleashed. I mean,

570
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:33,120
anyone who says I am the biggest gooner can now go straight to hell after what he just said.

571
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:40,400
Oh my god. I'm laughing my head off. I don't care if I lose this anymore. I'm taking the

572
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:45,360
Colin Moral victory. Is there any questions?

573
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,480
Any part you want to re-clarify? Yeah, have you been taking your medication?

574
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:57,680
That's mine. I know I'm not one of the... That's kind of the problem, really.

575
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:05,600
I did mess up one line. Ran from Gottrick with fear, like foreskin caught in a zipper.

576
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,840
He looks like he wears open-toed shoes in winter.

577
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:12,720
Wow. He really put the foreskin bar in there.

578
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:22,240
Oh man. I don't know why. This is not Erebus versus Manfred. This is Erebus versus Detch.

579
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:27,760
That's what Manfred is going to be called after this because Erebus could fold him.

580
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:33,600
That's what you're going to be called now, Colin. Colin, it's Manfred Detcher.

581
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:42,640
Okay? Just ignore the chaos. It can't really affect vampirism. Erebus got hands.

582
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,400
Manfred is a dragon.

583
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:49,840
Erebus. Fold the dragon.

584
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,360
Ain't you going to jail for saying things on the internet in the UK? Where's the police?

585
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,000
You said a mean thing about a bald man in fantasy setting.

586
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:13,280
Jail. Before the... What they called? What's slang for police in the UK?

587
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:20,080
Getty Howl. It's the Popo. For the Popo, take away howl. Colin, we need your last

588
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:23,600
bit of vitriol against Erebus. Are you ready?

589
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:29,520
Of course I do, but I do have one slight request if the judges would allow it. I would like an

590
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:33,680
image I've just sent into Discord to be put on screen during my...

591
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:41,120
Oh, interesting. Right. Oh my God. Okay. Let me just put this here.

592
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,680
I need to open it.

593
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:50,560
There's an inherent advantage of going second, but I needed to get this out. It was on my chest.

594
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:56,080
I think it's just saying the worst takes in the chat ever made. That's crazy.

595
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,600
Okay. Let's see. Share.

596
01:02:59,040 --> 01:02:59,540
Wow.

597
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:05,360
Right. Are you ready, Colin?

598
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:09,520
I am ready.

599
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:14,640
Okay. Your time starts in three, two, one, begin.

600
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:22,720
I feel like I could really just repeat the words Argyle Tull for the next two minutes.

601
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:30,560
That would do it for Erebus, but how about we just... We'll move past that. We'll move

602
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:35,680
him killing the only chance for the word bearers to be anything other than the psychotic freaks

603
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:42,960
that they are. Thank you, Erebus. In fact, the person who let Karn beat the shit out of him,

604
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,440
and then Erebus let it happen. Pretty much everyone was like,

605
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,320
yeah, we'll beat Erebus up for fun going here forth. Why not?

606
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:57,680
He just sucks. You say, oh, he gave us 40K. 40K is a good outcome. Oh, yeah. You know what that

607
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:02,240
also means? You know what that means? Erebus gave us five million Primaris lieutenants.

608
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:08,880
So yeah, Erebus gave us 40K. He gave us that. I sure am glad for the 50 fucking dollar Primaris

609
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:14,480
lieutenants Erebus gave us. Whereas if that's the ballgame we're playing, fine. Again, Manfred

610
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:18,480
gave us some real good armies. I can't even list all of them. I didn't know that was the Argo.

611
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:23,120
Stormcast, a whole lot of good things. Primaris lieutenants, thank you, Erebus.

612
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:31,360
See, and it's just, God, Erebus is fucking pathetic. It's like at least Manfred,

613
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:36,000
let's say something interesting has happened. Erebus is on screen. Hey, look, oh, there's one

614
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:43,600
of them now. Wow. God, Erebus is doing things and I feel nothing but just, it's not even like,

615
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:51,280
like, powerful upset. I feel like a vague unhappiness. Like whatever else could be

616
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:56,320
happening would be better, but I have no choice but to go with it. Everything Erebus has put in

617
01:04:56,320 --> 01:05:02,080
motion is just fucking moderately upsetting. Manfred sometimes makes me laugh. Sometimes

618
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:06,560
I go, that's interesting. Erebus is, oh good, Erebus is here in the story again. What's he

619
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:12,400
gonna do now? It's gonna be upsetting. It's gonna be sad. Oh yeah, he was a priest, hell yeah.

620
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:19,920
Just ignore all the Ultra Boys and Erebus is back. Don't bring those up. It's time. It's time.

621
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:25,600
My favorite part is when he said he doesn't like it when he reads about when Erebus is coming up.

622
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:30,080
My bro has not read a book with Erebus in it. He has not read the book with Erebus in it.

623
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:33,920
Yeah, that's how badly he has not read the books. I just, I don't want to read anything

624
01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:38,800
that's got the potential for Erebus. Oh man. That's the Horace Harrison.

625
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:44,480
Wow. All right. All right. Yeah, Chad is doing what I thought.

626
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,960
Oh no. All I'm going to say is that I'm- I did not bring slam poetry to the table.

627
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,320
Didn't know there was an option. All I'm going to say is that like,

628
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:58,960
I got to be honest, like one of the comments was early was like, one won a galaxy, one

629
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:05,920
existence practically speaking. So in terms of scale, who really won the biggest game in town?

630
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:11,920
Because I got to be honest, like I'm not very familiar with Manfred, but Erebus at the end of

631
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:16,400
the day, as much as he likes to tout himself as like, oh, I won the game of Warhammer. End of the

632
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:21,200
day, face got ripped off by the Warmaster, the actual guy inheriting chaos who died anyway.

633
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:26,320
He's second fiddle to not only Abaddon, but also his own Primarch because he's squabbling with a

634
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:34,080
geriatric old man called Cor Phaeron about who's leading the word bearers in in Lorgar's stead.

635
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:38,800
It doesn't seem like he's done anything in the last 10,000 years. Why should we care about Erebus?

636
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:44,640
It's seeing as it seems his glory days is his equivalent of like his SoundCloud rap days are

637
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:49,680
over and now he's a bit of a has been like, well, he hasn't had a while, man.

638
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:55,360
This is where our two characters both suffer from the fact of if they're not currently

639
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,880
an active model on the tabletop, they're not getting any love really. And to be fair,

640
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:06,640
you say Erebus is not redoing much. Bro's literally in the Horus heresy books still now,

641
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:11,120
as in like ending the death. He literally still shows up 10,000 years ago.

642
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:18,080
I don't know. It depends what I get. He has got to be a hell. What is a what? What? What is

643
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:27,520
the Horus heresy as a form of media? Oh, it is a prequel. It is a prequel. What he was doing.

644
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:33,760
It's difficult because I don't know if Erebus is going to I mean, I'm hoping Erebus just turns up

645
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:39,760
and absolutely shoves in anathema, law, gars, who who knows? I think there's a possibility with

646
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:46,400
Erebus. I'm not disagreeing. I know Erebus is going to like I don't disagree with that sentiment.

647
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:52,240
Something horrific is going to happen with Manfred. I'm like, oh, there he is. Like Manfred is kind of

648
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:57,600
like a like a rat, but not in like the cute scavengy way. He just shows up and you're like,

649
01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:03,120
oh, Manfred showed up again. And I hate to like pivot what Colin did earlier. But in Age of Sigma,

650
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:09,520
he he feels so irrelevant. And it's I don't I don't I don't come look at too much because again,

651
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:14,240
in 40k, we both have the same problem. Like we're both now in settings in which the characters are

652
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:19,840
not fully flourishing. But there's so much good Erebus stuff. He's like when he's on screen,

653
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:25,200
you're like, that's the guy is going to betray us or you know, you actually kind of much like you

654
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:31,120
loathe to see him. But then you actually like he generally makes every part of every scene he's in

655
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:36,880
interesting. And then like he's just not a bitch. I mean, like End Times, there's not there's not a

656
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:45,360
book which Erebus is in in which is bad book. He's not in a bad book. Manfred has a starring role in

657
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:55,200
the End Times. I like Colin's least favorite book series of all time. And I go bad in a way because

658
01:08:55,200 --> 01:09:00,400
they really like there's no defending it. There's just no defending Manfred's like I learned only

659
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:05,760
recently. He was like he tried to get betrayed. Well, he tried to betray in the gas did not work

660
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:12,160
got beaten up by Vlad, then got sent as a prisoner to the Oak of Ages left in a cage to rot was Vlad

661
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:17,040
shown his little finger, like a cotton car sun ring in front of him. Then he got let out whoops

662
01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:24,080
rant Archaon and then Archaon like ignored him because he's because he had it like oh you and

663
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:31,120
then he just hung around like a like just a bum like a loser. And then stabbed Gow. It's like the

664
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:37,120
lore sucks there. There's something. Erebus lore sucks. You're excited to see it. Manfred was a part

665
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:42,640
of an event that regardless of what you say about it and regardless of the quality

666
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:50,400
was at least a mover and a shaker. Erebus is part of a series that is a continuation of Games Workshop

667
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:57,920
completely just diluting their biggest IP into more Marine Wank. So yes, those are indeed the two

668
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:04,160
events these characters were a part of. One brought forth a new setting and one is a part

669
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:10,560
of another setting ironically aping its main character faction as it stagnates into the same

670
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:17,200
thing over and over and over again. Horus Heresy round two. We will never get anything but more

671
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:24,880
Primarch and Primaris Wank. Thank you Erebus for this endless shithole of IP murder you are slowly

672
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:34,240
helping commit. So Primaris is I'm an Eldar fan if you couldn't tell. I mean appealing to appealing

673
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:40,560
to your your judge here Mr. Andy who clearly likes the Imperium. I mean I mean you know I mean like

674
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:45,680
his creates the most interesting setting out of all of them. I mean I suppose that all right so

675
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:52,080
I'm just gonna stab you come May. Come May I'm just gonna stab you is what I'm hearing.

676
01:10:52,080 --> 01:11:03,840
If you could read. All I'm thinking is we need to make a criteria right now before we go any further.

677
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:11,200
Are we grading this on who is the more hateable or like what's the criteria for the for who wins is it?

678
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:16,960
I hate this character more than I think there's a just to go by your gut there's a clear loser.

679
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:23,280
Whose argument did you did you vibe with more? Yeah there's not necessarily a winner but who's

680
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:29,760
the loser like who's the thing. We're both playing the defense attorney for the biggest assholes in

681
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:40,800
the settings. I gotta admit as much as I enjoyed Hal's branching out into new like his equivalent

682
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:45,680
of like I wouldn't be surprised if in a year's time we saw Hal doing diss tracks on other Warhammer

683
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:53,680
content creators with the rate he's going with his his his raps but his um his his poetry.

684
01:11:54,480 --> 01:12:00,960
At the end of the day I still think and I'm not biased because I've also lost many times using

685
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:09,360
facts and logic uh but I did enjoy Colin's uh he actually had a lot more like. There's no way you

686
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:14,560
could walk away and say man for it's better you just how'd you look in the mirror. Well it's not

687
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:20,240
about saying it's about the I said to you on a Friday night the dildo of consequences rarely

688
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:28,960
arrives looted and you did you did I had to hear those words in my ears and you're glad.

689
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:34,640
Hal are you threatening me with an unlooped dildo is that what's happening?

690
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:42,560
Oh no just the consequences. I think that's a yes. I have no idea what that means.

691
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:49,920
What's going on what's going on? You said you said Colin won? I think I would side with

692
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:58,960
Colin because I liked his arguments. But don't like don't worry the flare was fun but I'm like.

693
01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:05,440
He was like screaming for 20 minutes on the line. Yeah and he won that's why I'm bitter and that's

694
01:13:05,440 --> 01:13:15,920
why I'm waiting for Colin. I am a bitter old man. Take that. Well because I'm the underdog Mr. Five

695
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:24,880
Bagillion Quiz Winner. This isn't a quiz you've won every person. Don't worry about it. Okay well

696
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:32,800
I have bad news. First of all I can't save I can't give Hal the win anyways because chat's

697
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:41,760
loaded from Anfred so in the end it's impossible to secure this for Hal. But I tally points. I tally points

698
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:50,320
while we do these and Hal got 20 points. Colin also got 20 points. So there you go. That's what

699
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:56,640
I guess the conclusion I came to is a tie. Maybe the real winner. He did start doing a point value

700
01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:10,480
counter last versus so. Damn. But as we see chat. I do have a huge question. How many points did the

701
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:15,920
did the searchlight bald head give me? I gave you point for that. No I won't lie. Huge.

702
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:23,440
Pretty huge. They're both bald as well. It's stupid to have an even gross chat too bald.

703
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:29,120
Yeah Manfred's handsome. He actually like Erbus genuinely says like he actually can like repair

704
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:33,040
his face. He actually has the ability to repair his face. He just chooses not to because he's like

705
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:39,600
this is the real me. Manfred is kissable. Manfred is kissable. Let's be real. Erbus. That would be

706
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,920
if there's a cure for diabetes on it. Oh I'm not getting the cure. That's the real me. Okay.

707
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:54,000
Okay. What? I mean to be fair to Eli. Erbus' face was de-gloved so kissing him would be a bit more

708
01:14:54,000 --> 01:15:01,360
difficult. So I understand from like from a purely just I don't want to kiss the guy but if we're

709
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:10,320
looking at facts and logic I assume that's actually true. I don't want to do it. Well chat as we said

710
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:17,680
chat has voted for the Manfred victory which would mean Colin has won yet another versus episode.

711
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:23,680
Even with Colin. Somebody beat this guy. I'm actually very surprised how he's getting away with this.

712
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:29,840
I'm surprised how he's going to win. Everyone hates Erbus though. Not enough people know about Manfred I guess.

713
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:38,640
Should have attacked Erbus. That's the secret subtle advantage of doing a fantasy versus is that

714
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:45,440
most people don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Damn. Should we get through the last of

715
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:51,280
the donations before we sign off? Oh boy. I'm looking at the latest donation and that's horrid.

716
01:15:52,480 --> 01:16:02,240
Cetra is not pregnant. My lord has my lord has taken. What am I reading? This is an episode

717
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:08,400
that's been on the road. Uh being the five bucks. Uh Manfred has the the beacons has been lit.

718
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:13,200
Gone. Of course for eight hours. That's the real reason he's rounding AOS like the nearest other

719
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:18,000
vampire just shines a light on him and the gas nose to show up. For a creature that's meant to

720
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:24,480
be stealthy, he shines bright like a diamond. Right. Like a diamond. Nicknack uh three five

721
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:31,040
eight seven for two bucks. Uh I'm here for the law crimes offshore facility. Huge. We we we get

722
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:37,440
oil. We make enough from law crimes. We go we go make the oil rig content. Does someone want to

723
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:47,440
donate 100 million dollars? I'll make diamonds from their ashes. Thank you for the five dollars.

724
01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:54,000
Colin, I agree. It's high time we honor our greatest president Alan Alda and finally claim

725
01:16:54,000 --> 01:17:03,120
our rightful northern territory. I wish I knew who that was but I bet it's funny. Uh I feel as if he

726
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:08,800
was a president in something but uh he's just an actor. I'm sorry it's because I just read the

727
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:15,520
next one. Well you can always manually say two bucks. How slam poetry makes me bust a

728
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:24,960
buck. Thank you. I actually put a lot of effort into that as well. We have another donkey man.

729
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:30,960
Thank you very much Mr Donkey for more five dollars. Maureen Wank verse more gothic novels.

730
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:39,280
I think I know who I vote for. It's fair. I hope it's the gothic novel. Brandon Wave King, thank

731
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:46,400
you for the 499. Airbus has been fiddling altar boys for 10,000 years. Yeah Colin won. Wow.

732
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:50,480
Wow. Crazy allegations. It's crazy because Maverick actually kidnapped a child.

733
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:56,000
Legitimately kidnapped a child. Oh you know what you know what I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it.

734
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,520
It's what you do with them. I'm gonna say it all right. If we're not gonna get monetized.

735
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:05,760
If Major Kill never made a video about the Ward Bears, Airbus would have won this first episode.

736
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:13,680
This is all you lost because Major Kill made a Ward Bear video five years ago Hal.

737
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:19,040
Wasn't he one of the fantasy channel first? I don't know bro. He was. He made one of the

738
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:24,320
fantasy channel. I don't know how to break this to you but I don't think Major Kill invented making

739
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:29,520
jokes about diddling altar boys for priests. I do not think that's a major deal. He invented it for

740
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:34,480
the Ward Bears. He most certainly did start it for the Ward Bears. Someone just literally wrote it.

741
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:42,640
I think that's a pretty easy conclusion to draw. The religious chapter. Do you know the deep lore

742
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:47,760
of what Luton started as before he was Warhammered? Oh he did like Call of Duty didn't he?

743
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:54,480
Battlefield. He was a Battlefield creator. Oh yeah like gaming? Yeah. That's crazy.

744
01:18:54,480 --> 01:19:00,720
He did Battlefield. Then he did Warhammer in a turn. That's why his logo is like the yellow on

745
01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:05,760
white. It's like Battlefield colors. Or his colon used to be feet. I'd say it did.

746
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:15,600
Humble Guardsman for five Canadian dollars. Incorrect. Career change. Hey guys would you

747
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:19,680
rather share a bed with Juergen for two months or share a toilet with Greasius Sculptor for three

748
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:28,400
weeks and it's Hako Night every night? That is true. Can I just die? You could at least like

749
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:34,080
wrap him in enough blankets that it would like suffocate the smell and then you could just be

750
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:38,400
like taco him in and then just be like you sleep on your side I'll sleep on my side.

751
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:49,360
There's like hints. Sometimes like it's hinted at that his smell is like how his blank like you know

752
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:54,400
the bad feeling you get around blanks manifest for Juergen. I thought he was possibly a pariah.

753
01:19:54,400 --> 01:20:04,000
Yeah. I think it's like it's a blank. That's a tough question. Either way like yeah I know.

754
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:12,560
What's that thing that like you know like more kitcheners put in their nose so you don't smell

755
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,920
bad stuff when you're dealing with bodies. It's like it's not vaseline but you put something in

756
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:20,400
your nose and you just smell that. It's like you can and your body will eventually get used to the

757
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:26,000
smell over time. You'll just not smell it anymore. Maybe. I would have some banter.

758
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:33,200
Am I allowed to like shit outside? Yeah. If I can shit outside I'll take the Grease's toilet

759
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:40,480
but if I have to be in both these situations everywhere is downwind from that abomination.

760
01:20:40,480 --> 01:20:48,400
How? There's no escape. That's a chemical bomb is what that is. I think if I have to go with one of

761
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:57,120
these two situations. If I have to commit I'll go with Juergen but if I have like if I can like

762
01:20:57,120 --> 01:21:03,360
shit in the woods like I'll take the Grease's one. The only thing is Grease's could like eat a demon

763
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:09,360
and then like he wouldn't digest it properly then he'd like leave it there and then you go to and

764
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:14,240
you sit there and go ah and then it's attacking you because it's like sturdy. Warhammer Fantasy

765
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:20,080
is crazy. I couldn't hear the sounds of battle like Grease's happening. Anyway next question.

766
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:28,000
I think I choose the Grease's toilet. This is the toughest question I've ever had to answer.

767
01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:33,520
And we got a Lethbridge reference while I'm getting doxed right now.

768
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:38,160
Maple Scaffolder, thank you for the two dollars. Eli, stay safe out in Methbridge. Love from Alberta.

769
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:42,400
Thank you. Guy with dog profile picture. I appreciate it. This is not a great city.

770
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:47,840
Dragon Tamer, thank you for two dollars. Eli Scrimmian, Beelzebub was the best thing so far.

771
01:21:47,840 --> 01:22:00,960
I appreciate that. It's a man for a PFC. Oh dear. Knock for 50. Your stream on lore bits was

772
01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:07,840
amazingly. Amidst the space marine slop or the far future a brave sigmarite stands eternal vigil.

773
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:16,240
This is for Colin. Colin, this is for you. I think the last donation was directed at Colin.

774
01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:25,520
Your stream on lore bits was amazingly. Thank you. Amidst the space marine slop of the far future

775
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:30,720
a brave sigmarite stands eternal vigil. He's about to die. Just for you.

776
01:22:30,720 --> 01:22:38,640
Bless it, sigmarite. I don't know why I get so much joy out of doing that, but I do.

777
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:46,720
Too fair. We do too. Tom Warren explained his Alan Alda donation. Alan Alda played the president

778
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:51,360
in Canadian Bacon, a 90s comedy about America starting a new Cold War with Canada.

779
01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:57,680
Very nice. Potentially closer to reality than I like.

780
01:22:57,680 --> 01:23:01,440
The chat is diabolical at the moment. I can't even read some of these out because they're

781
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:06,800
horrible. Can we get Elon Musk in the animation mode?

782
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:16,080
Jesus. Should we get caught there then? Yeah, I think so. Before things escalate even further.

783
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:22,400
Thanks everyone for all the donations and support. It was a fun one today, but realistically,

784
01:23:22,400 --> 01:23:28,480
Erebus versus Manfred. Let's be honest. There were no winners tonight. This was just

785
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:37,920
who wants to win the third sandwich? You won upholding the two worst people ever created

786
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:46,560
in fiction. Amazing. But it was good fun and I very much enjoyed Hal's musical talent. I

787
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:53,440
hope we will see more in the future with his poetry. Catch you guys next week. Pretty big.

788
01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:57,520
Thank you guys so much and we'll see you guys all very soon. Thank you.

789
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:15,440
Take care. Bye. Love you. Thank you very much. Bye.

790
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:37,440
Bye.