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It's bullshit.

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I know that because the first night I spent like a hundred bucks on drinks.

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Welcome everybody.

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Today we'll be discussing a pretty interesting topic.

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One that doesn't get covered on many other places though.

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Today we're talking about planets across the Warhammer verse.

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This is in the 40k slash 30k one specifically.

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There's only really one planet in a Warhammer fantasy.

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Pain.

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This is huge.

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I've never been happier.

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There's a huge amount of variety across, as the famous saying, the emperor has a million

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worlds.

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There's more than a million worlds in the galaxy and there are other races, other factions

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and other different, there's a huge variety of different planets across Warhammer lore.

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We are going to have a go through all of them.

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We'll try and get every one major one that we can think of though.

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And just before we do start though, we'll say this is sponsored by law crimes.

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I'm going to buy it cause I'll be upset.

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Exactly.

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I mean, people love to make me upset.

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Appreciate it.

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Thankful has already appeared in the comment section.

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God, I'm sweating.

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What crimes do you think Warhammer is bombing someday?

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I swear it's-

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We're close.

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We're getting people for it.

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Hal would say that.

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Hal's really close.

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So close, brother.

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Every time Eli pops up to the pub, I'm ready.

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Somebody clicked there.

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People are begging for us to start.

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I think a lot of people either, especially if people are going to sleep for years, they

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are going to be like, oh, I'm going to sleep.

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I'm going to sleep, especially if people are going to sleep, poor you guys, or if everyone's

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like working out or doing anything or just chilling with us on a Friday night.

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Thank you guys all for being here.

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And we're going to talk about some awesome Warhammer lore.

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All of us are bringing something here.

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As you can probably guess, the two younger gentlemen are definitely talking a lot of

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Xenos lore.

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This was-

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This makes them happy.

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I'm going to start getting straight on into it though.

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I think we do have some background stuff, if we had anything.

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Video game.

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Pret.

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No judgment, please.

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This is my terrible gameplay.

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I'm in the middle of this right now.

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For the boys and trap, we'll say it is the grim dark future, but not every part of the

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Warhammer verse is necessarily, I'm like, it's too early to swear in the video because

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Hold on for two more minutes.

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Two more minutes.

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Not everything's a crap hole basically in the Warhammer universe.

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And there's a huge amount of variety amongst so many different planets.

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I mean, even from the people who are watching the video, there's the backdrop of Darktide,

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which is pretty typical of most Imperial civilized worlds.

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But the first one we're going to talk about, which is my category, which is just the standard

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Imperial civilized world.

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And for many people who are reading lore, obviously there's many different places that

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they explore.

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I think among the main ones I would bring people to is through the Eisenhorn Inquisitor

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series, which essentially most Imperial worlds are not like the drastic things like Hive cities

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or things that are externally beautiful or it's no, it's a hellscape.

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There's a much more of an element of like, you know, it's normal life, but it sucks.

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But it's because it's everything is just like, it's like the UK, everything's gone downhill.

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It's basically, it is a virtuous idea to be fair.

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We still live in the Imperial.

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Yeah, like, you know, we like, like we do, we colonize other ideas.

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So we love it.

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So normal Imperial civilized worlds are a massive mix between what essentially is like

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the natural environment.

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There's some short stories where there are like outpost civilizations and then one like

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planets are even bigger than terror.

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And these are civilized by basically the standard Imperials of the sort of sections or worlds.

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There are things which are more fortified, but this is just a typical standard Imperial

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world.

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There's probably a range of like what will be from a few million to many billions at

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some points, though, although not stacked necessarily all everyone in Hive cities.

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As you're imagining, you know, with the being the grim dark future, though, essentially

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everything at this time, because civilization for humanity has been spread across the stars

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for thousands of wars, a lot of it is pretty inundated.

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Things are just collapsing slightly.

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And many people are either like, you know, raise up as guard regiments from these worlds.

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I think of the particular example in the Eisenhorn series, if anyone heard of the planet Gudrun,

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which is where Eisenhorn is typically based and where a lot of the events of the Eisenhorn

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series take place as well.

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Just essentially it's a standard world where like, again, pollution levels are high.

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It's a towering Gothic structures are everywhere.

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And it's kind of a bit crap, but it's also not the worst place.

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Like people work regular jobs in the Imperium or, you know, or they get mostly drafted to

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Imperial Guard.

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But there are places where they essentially have like rich areas where people live, particularly

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in the one example of Gudrun.

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Eisenhorn travels on the luxury rail journey at one point because they can't avoid, they

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need to avoid doing other areas of transport.

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wealthy people who go skiing.

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So there's examples of like, there are, it's kind of like what our Earth is, but essentially

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just double the population and build everything bigger.

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Kind of for what it is most of the galaxy, but don't worry, it gets worse.

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Andy, I believe you have a smaller topic as well to what's our next one for other worlds

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in across the galaxy.

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Well, to be fair, this isn't such a small one, but it is large encompassing.

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So the first of my ones I'm going to cover are the Adeptus Astartes homeworlds.

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Now most of you will be familiar with these because let's be honest, Warhammer's about

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Space Marines.

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It is, shush.

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And then most of the stories are on the Space Marine homeworlds.

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I didn't say anything.

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Oh, I was just getting out there.

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I thought some things, but I didn't say anything.

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I'm just saying like, what are the planets that come to mind?

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Places like Baal, Benris, Grin's World, Terra itself is technically kind of a...

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Chogoris.

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Like, you're forgetting the greatest of them all, please.

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Macrag, my crack.

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My crack is a good one.

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And these are known as chapter planets.

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And chapter planets, as might suggest, are directly under the command of Adeptus Astartes

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chapters as fiefdoms for the angels of death.

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Each has a fortress monastery, which acts as like a HQ for the Space Marines.

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And the planet also typically, but doesn't necessarily act as the primary recruitment

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ground for Space Marine chapters.

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There are a rare few who just go like, oh, all of these people are wimps.

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Screw that.

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I'm not going to have some weirdy ass IT guy be my next battle brother.

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We're going to go to one of those feral worlds to find someone who's actually got some teeth.

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But genuinely, generally speaking, Space Marine chapters, they go, this is a planet I won

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through conquest or my dad was born here.

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That's usually the way it goes.

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And they go, okay, therefore we're going to get Space Marines from this planet.

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They're not always planets per se.

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You can also have chapter worlds on Voidcraft, space stations, moons, or even asteroid belts.

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I mean, Baal isn't actually a planet.

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Baal Secundus, where Sanguinus was found, was a moon of Baal Primus.

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And although the Space Marines are based on Baal Primus, you get the idea.

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There's also the fact that chapter masters of such worlds tend to act as planetary governors

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as well as Space Marine chapter masters.

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So for example, Pedro Cantor is known as the Lord Hellblade on Rin's world, which has been

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through some stuff recently.

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You can say that.

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Aux Bad is not looking great.

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It was probably like a nice world.

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Now it's practically a death world.

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Big shame.

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The designation of a chapter, or I should say a Depth of Starter's homeworld, it can

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be anything from a death world to a feral world, a feudal world.

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It doesn't matter as long as the Space Marines who set foot on it go, hmm, I like this.

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And that's the only prerequisite to have a Depth of Starter's homeworld.

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Some Space Marine chapters recruit from extra world.

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So for example, the Imperial Fists, technically their homeworld could be described as Holy

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Terror, but they also recruit a lot from Necromunda.

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And because their fortress monastery, the Phalanx, is a void craft, you could say they're

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a fleet based chapter, but they're all a kind of weird mix of the three.

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So they're not gonna let any of the other Space Marine chapters get away with the fact

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that, oh, we were there when Horus was fighting the Imperial Palace and we were the only ones

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standing there, and Blood Angels and White Skies are like, dude, we were there too.

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Shush, shush, we were there.

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It's great for you, but this is mine, asshole.

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This is mine, yeah.

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I was there the day the Imperial Fisted.

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Yeah, they even have a big monument.

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Thankles already on me.

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They even have a big monument where they go like-

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Help them!

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They go to pilgrimages to Holy Terror to find this big mound of like, we crumpled up all

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the bodies to make this big monument.

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And you can still see the hands of people sticking out of them.

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It's like, yeah, that's ours.

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Our place.

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But they aren't required to recruit specifically from their planet of origin.

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They also tend to assimilate the culture of wherever they're from.

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So for example, Tomekeepers, the official Space Marine chapter of Games Workshop, they

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were given a planet where the popular were very short lived.

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They had a tendency to write everything down to pass on to future generations.

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Therefore, when they landed there, the guys in charge were like, here's the white book.

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It's cool, isn't it?

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And they're like, you know what?

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That is really cool.

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And then the Tomekeepers became the Tomekeepers, similar to how the Space Wolves, wolf, wolf,

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wolf, wolf, they love Fenris.

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We're not like other Space Marines.

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Everything's about the weird and the wolves and the route.

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And salamanders are all like, ah, volcanoes are cool.

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And so are dragons.

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Salamanders.

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So they also incorporate a lot of traditions.

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Go ahead.

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They're right on both accounts.

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I mean, the real thing is, do you want to live on somewhere like McCragg, homeworld

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of the old Marines?

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Because it's obviously gorgeous, you know, pretty good standard of life.

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But then every few centuries, something massive attacks it.

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So you don't know what deal you're getting.

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The paperwork is pretty bad.

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Whereas if you grew up in Chagoras, it's like, I'm going for a ride.

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Bed up.

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Going for a drive.

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That's the price you pay to be an ultramarine.

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They also tend to tie a lot of resources, aspirants and labor surfs as like a protection

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racket to the chapter masters who are like, I'm in charge of this world.

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And it's actually not a bad deal.

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Like, again, if you live on the McCragg, despite like the McCragg, what would it be like the

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MRS, the McCragg, like a tax accountancy people, like being extremely brutal with if you make

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a mistake in your taxes, they would still be like, hey, if the death guard happened

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to invade, we'll do our best to protect you.

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But okay, if I'm on a chapter home world, you can't really get like much of a better

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bodyguard than like these eight foot tall Ceramite clad giants with grenade launcher

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rifles.

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That's pretty good.

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Like some world, they're like pre-industrial.

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They just have like sticks and stones to fight people.

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That's a pretty good deal.

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But they do tend to, especially if you're living on Imperium Nihilus, the other side

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of the great rift in current setting.

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You have no choice but to be like, okay, whoever's in charge of the planet, Space Marine man

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will give you everything, all of our resources, all of our money, all of our infrastructure.

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Do you want to turn my dad into a labor surf?

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Go ahead.

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I don't want to die.

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Please save me.

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Please save me.

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Everything's bad.

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I'm scared.

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And also generally speaking, even though chapter worlds are pretty neat to live on, they're

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not beyond the reproach of the Inquisition and such.

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So for example, if you're a Mantis warrior, ever since the Badab world, good chapter,

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but ever since the Badab war, the home world of Ufeka was given to the space sharks because

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it was like, hey, you betrayed the Imperium, your home world goes bye bye.

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It's now like theirs.

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That's a bad deal.

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And even like the fire angels and lots of other chapters who were on the loyalist side,

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they were like, hey, your stuff is my stuff now.

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Go on your penitent crusade.

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And even if you live, we're not giving it back.

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It's mine now.

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So it's a pretty good deal, but there are caveats.

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And it is a bit of a shame that some chapters like Rin's world, like, oh, our world was

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pretty cool.

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Not anymore.

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And yes, so chapter worlds are quite cool.

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But again, they're kind of a vague term because they can be pretty much anything under the

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sun.

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As long as the space means in question, like, oh, this is cool.

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That's mine now.

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And this is usually a fortress monastery on it, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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As long as it's got like somewhere to plonk one of those, you're fine.

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Fair enough.

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I think that's Colin then.

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Colin's brought, what do you bring to the group, Colin?

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Would you like to share?

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My first one is still, you know, Imperium stuff.

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It's no, no, it's skipping ahead.

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Pardon me.

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Imperial paradise worlds, you know, paradise worlds, pleasure worlds, whatever, whatever

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you'd like to call them.

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These are, they can also be called garden world.

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No, Denny's is like a, like a death world light.

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Denny's at 4am is the paradise world.

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Yeah, no, Denny's at 4am is now that now we're talking.

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The quality has reduced drastically since my high school days.

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I know that.

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It's crazy.

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Denny's is great when you're in high school and suddenly when you're an adult, it seems

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to just get worse.

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I don't know what's up with that.

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It's like the point when you suddenly think, man, those teenagers are loud and it's over.

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It's so over.

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It's, but pleasure worlds and paradise worlds are, you know, usually what they're known

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as rather than garden worlds.

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Same thing though.

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They're, they're kind of more or less what you would think.

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There's, they're, you know, they're not centers of industry.

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They're not big places, you know, agricultural powerhouses.

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It is generally where the upper echelons of the Imperium go to have a nice time.

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And really it's a, the TLDR of that is just entirely that.

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You can find like, you know, within like subsets of them, like, you know, some pleasure worlds

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are going to be like the Garden of Eden, big sprawling fields, like the stuff you have,

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like a villa where you own five trillion acres of land.

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And it's, you know, the perfect countryside resort catered to your every whim.

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Other times it's, you know, like the best possible version of a city where, you know,

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every, the nightlife is going every day.

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There's all sorts of restaurants and everything you can find to do.

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It's there are like variations, but the whole theme, what they're all going to fit into

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is if you go to this place, you're going to have a good time.

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This should not be taken to mean necessarily that everyone is having a great time because

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it is there for the nobles.

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There has to be people manning all those, you know, stations to, you know, keep the

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nobles happy.

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So the largest portion of these people are usually going to be servants.

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Again, depending on the world, sometimes they could be like, you know, servants who also

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live a fairly comfortable life.

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Sometimes you're going to get the, the servitor pleasure world where it's like, what if, what

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if we lobotomized everyone on this planet and turn it into a casino?

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So there, there are the upper echelon of not horrible planets to live in the Imperium.

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Statistically speaking, you're not going to be an Imperial noble.

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Still probably not going to be the best for you.

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Could be, could be worse.

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It could be a lot worse, but you know, as always 40 K is 40 K. You are statistically

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not going to be happy.

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I think it shocks people to know like, cause I didn't know about that until quite like

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a bit into 40 K cause it doesn't come up much, but it's quite weird to think like, oh yeah,

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there are actually not like, there are actually good like vacation spots within the Imperium

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of man.

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It's again, obviously mostly for the nobility, like rogue traders or, you know, inquisitor

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retired naval officers or something.

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Yeah.

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They're, you know, important people and they're one day off a decade.

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Don't let Kifus Kane anywhere near it.

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He's gone to a few.

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He's, he's, he's a good guy.

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He does not fall to the, which in fact, I guess that's, that's as good of a transition

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as any.

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He does not fall to the biggest, I suppose outside issue on pleasure worlds, which is

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that a lot of them got a little bit of some ash problems because they're all these, these

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worlds are, they're called pleasure worlds, paradise worlds.

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They're there.

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They're movies.

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People like movies.

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Fact, things are true.

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For example, the planet Carmen or Carmine C A R M Y N.

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I don't know.

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Where in the world is Carmen?

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It's in the Jericho reach and is one of the few places there.

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Oh, right.

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I fucking dialed on screen.

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Sorry.

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I got so annoyed.

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I was trying to chug me into the goddamn thing.

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Tilted horde, girl.

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I'm not even playing right now and he got tilted by it.

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I was so annoyed because I was helping someone up and I got pushed by nothing.

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Chance comments on the leg have been very funny.

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Bro did not learn his left for dead lessons.

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Do not go near the cliff when there's a charger around.

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It gets worse because the longer I get, I get, okay, keep going.

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Sorry, keep going.

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The lore.

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We're here for the lore.

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Yeah, on Carmen there is sure enough, it's where, you know, unspoiled forests, these

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lovely beautiful oceans and mountain ranges and the Imperial presence is like pretty small.

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It's like some small settlements, you know, mostly filled with staff and servants who,

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you know, help the officers and more who use these places.

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They also live in underground barracks, by the way, so that they're they're disgusting

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peasant presence.

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Just as beautiful scenery, you said it's inhabited by staff and I didn't think of like people

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as part of staff.

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I thought you staff is in like the infection because it's a pleasure.

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Sorry.

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What's that?

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It's full of staff and staff within.

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Interestingly enough, the little Sineshi cult here is actually within the servants.

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It's a small one, but it's slowly working its way through the ranks and, you know, despite

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being a god of excess, Sineshi can be patient.

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The servants will do whatever degenerate garbage until they can get the nobles in on it and

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then it's a problem for that poor planet.

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And overall that's paradise worlds are pretty simple.

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You see, you get what you see on the tin.

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Sineshi is going to be the biggest problem, but for what it's worth, pleasant enough places

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to be.

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I'd rather be a servant on a paradise world than whatever a hive world version of the

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middle classes.

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My apartment is like one foot extra space compared to the guys at the bottom.

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Oh boy, I'm living the big life now.

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Do we have a nation, I think?

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No, do we want to get through it?

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Remind them to stop powering through our own world.

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Every time we do like a full rotation between all four worlds.

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Oh yeah, sorry, go ahead then.

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I guess just...

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Oh sorry, sorry, go ahead Colin.

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I'm knackered off.

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One last thing, some of the planets are apparently privately owned.

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Part of the Imperium, but you know, it's one of those very lax Imperial rules where they're

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like, look, you don't make weapons, you can't poison the food you send out, you can do your

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own thing.

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We don't really care.

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That's the...

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Some pleasure worlds are like that.

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Like, nah, part of the Imperium, but eh.

427
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Yeah.

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Eli, off to you, sir.

429
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Imperial death worlds, pretty straightforward.

430
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It's kind of in the name.

431
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They're worlds that'll try to kill you.

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There's a lot of famous ones.

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They suck.

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A lot of Space Marines chapters recruit from these worlds and a lot of Imperial Guard regiments

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are raised from these worlds naturally because when you're living in an environment that

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is impossible to live in, it happens to produce some tough and adaptable people, resourceful

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people.

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Famous ones obviously are places like Krieg, Katachan, and Talarn.

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Krieg, you know, they nuke their entire planet, so it's inhospitable on the surface, which

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is hence the gas masks and stuff.

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Talarn, pretty similar scenario.

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In Talarn, the Iron Warriors showed up.

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They virus bombed the entire planet.

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So again, the surface is inhospitable.

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So everyone actually lives in a network of tunnels underneath the surface and you only

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go up when you really need to.

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And Katachan is a very nice, wonderful jungle planet where everything on Katachan tries

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to kill you from the plants to the bugs to the animals to the air, everything, and that's

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why Katachans are such buff, brave fellas.

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Of course, famously, the Katachan devils, the scorpion centipede giant bug things that'll

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absolutely eviscerate you.

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Every...it's simple as that.

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In a death world, everything's gonna, you know, bring you death.

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That's kind of the point.

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Fenris is a famous Space Marine one.

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Fenris has insane elements from extremely harsh winters to volcanic regions that will

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bring you to death.

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They have monsters and crack-ins.

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I don't know.

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Anything you could imagine that sucks just making Warhammer times it by ten.

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And there you go.

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There's definitely more death worlds that Space Marines recruit from and I'm drawing

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a blank.

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There's another really cool one, but apparently I've forgotten.

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I think a lot of them are pretty...they're the most interesting worlds generally in the

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Imperium though, because they just generally are like, it's such a crap time.

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Because stuff happens because it's such a dumb...

468
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Yeah.

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Well, the thing is, this place is like Medusa, where it's so bad the Ironhands don't have

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a fortress monastery as such.

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They have like, you know the land crawlers the Jawas use in Star Wars?

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Each clan basically has one of those and they just like roll around the planet non-stop

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because they're like, well that sucks and that sucks and that sucks and if we stay put

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something's gonna kill us.

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So we got to keep moving and it sucks.

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I'm imagining every Ironhands deep-voiced, whootiebee.

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Oh my god, it's Ferris Manus.

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Whootiebee.

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If Valhalla classified as a death world or is it just really cold?

480
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Where's that?

481
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Valhalla?

482
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Like the Valhalla in Ice War?

483
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I think it's actually classified as a death world because it's that cold.

484
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Yeah, Nocturne as well.

485
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I think also helping the death world allegations for Valhalla is that a horse.

486
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,400
Yeah.

487
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,520
There's some green skins mucking around that place after they got invaded one time.

488
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,440
Yeah, I guess anywhere like Armageddon you could call a death world because it's just

489
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,640
fighting orcs all the time.

490
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,400
Although Armageddon is also a fortress.

491
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,400
Is Armageddon a fortress world?

492
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,400
It is.

493
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,400
It is now.

494
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,400
Maybe it wasn't at one point, but...

495
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:46,200
My favorite death world, technically this is death world lore, is like on Katachan when

496
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,040
the night lords invaded and then they left because they were terrified.

497
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,200
They were like, this place sucks.

498
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,360
It's worth the Nocturne.

499
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,360
Honestly.

500
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,880
Gatakand does that all the time.

501
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:02,720
When the great rift happened and demons showed up everywhere, it just ate them.

502
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,720
They just went...

503
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:10,440
I'm saying if Abaddon, the spoiler, 13th Black Rassade was on Katachan, it'd be a different

504
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,440
story.

505
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:19,320
To be fair, I'm just imagining the rural Katachan guy just being like, city folk coming to our

506
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,320
jungle world.

507
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,320
Can't handle the predators.

508
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:28,240
A really big plant would have grown to eat the Blackstone fortress.

509
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,520
Venus nightlord trap, exactly.

510
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,680
I was ever, ever in the 40k universe and I was like, we're going to Katachan.

511
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,520
I'd be like, nah, double it and give it to the next person.

512
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:44,040
Sir, with all respect, I'm just gonna kill myself now.

513
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:48,960
A lot of people always ask why space marines don't recruit from Katachan.

514
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:53,600
I don't have a real answer for that, but it's probably because they already make some of

515
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:58,160
the best guardsmen you can get, so you don't really need to invest more resources into

516
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,160
that.

517
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,160
That's my logic.

518
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,160
Why would you?

519
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:07,080
A space marine Katachan would not fit in the armor.

520
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,120
They'd have to mass produce Tiberos's shit.

521
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:14,320
Who'd win an arm-resting competition?

522
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,960
Tiberos the Red Wake or Sly Marble?

523
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:18,960
Sly Marble the Goat.

524
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:26,280
When you already have an entire army of peak human beings, you can take the less peak human

525
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,840
being and make him into a space marine instead.

526
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,640
I feel like that makes more sense to me.

527
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:36,880
Should we get through some donations?

528
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,880
Thank you, brothers.

529
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,880
Thank you.

530
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,880
Thank you very much.

531
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,880
I'll take this one.

532
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,880
Sit.

533
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,300
Thank you for the five books.

534
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,880
Happy late B-Day to the pancreas guy with the pancreas thing.

535
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,560
I forgot where this bit was going.

536
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,560
Happy B-Day.

537
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,560
Best of wishes.

538
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:51,560
Thank you very much, guys.

539
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,560
Thank you.

540
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,560
Huge, huge, huge, huge.

541
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,560
Yay, Lord Christ.

542
00:28:54,560 --> 00:29:03,360
Consider this, the Emperor was alive during our time, so he canonically has to have seen

543
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,360
epic rap battles of history.

544
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,360
Explains a lot.

545
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,360
Dude, huge.

546
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,360
He's waiting for his own episode.

547
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:14,680
Drunky Man, you must say obligatory late stream Hal Goon comment.

548
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,680
Thank you for the five.

549
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,560
Where's the and I'm also gay guy?

550
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,560
Where you meet that right there?

551
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:26,400
Yeah, it goes OK, then is also called God Emperor by some.

552
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,200
Have you seen that man talk?

553
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,320
He throws shade and likes to use brute force to go.

554
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,320
She like biggie.

555
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,320
Thank you for the five.

556
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,360
I'm afraid I don't know who temp is.

557
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,360
Thank you.

558
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,040
Bunny cop for five bucks.

559
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:45,520
I'm imagining the planets in most of the Kuiper Kane books are typical imperial planets.

560
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,080
Some sound pretty nice.

561
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,080
Welcome back, everybody.

562
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,080
Appreciate that, brother.

563
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,160
Yeah, the first book definitely.

564
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,800
So the more OK.

565
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,200
Gravel acts as the planet planet gravel acts.

566
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,600
Caleb Collins, the two bucks.

567
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,520
Even Jonah fears the IRS and Joker.

568
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:09,800
The Joker fears the IRS 40Ks must be true.

569
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:10,800
Thank you.

570
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,800
You're born.

571
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:12,800
My.

572
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,800
Yeah.

573
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:22,400
It's a good place of money to listen to Colin speaking for my free hour straight.

574
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,400
Here begins the free hours go.

575
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,400
All right.

576
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,760
Everyone, everyone give a script to Colin right now.

577
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,560
Just send them on over.

578
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,720
I'm going to replace every world, every name with Sterling.

579
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:38,120
We're going back in time.

580
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,280
You could just watch a playlist of Colin's videos.

581
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,280
I'm sure that would do the trick as well.

582
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,280
Hmm.

583
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,920
Is West Taiwan by Kellecom's wreck 40K.

584
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:47,920
Thanks.

585
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:48,920
We had Kathy.

586
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,920
I don't know.

587
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,520
I mean, no, no, I don't.

588
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,320
Gaines Workshop, who they don't.

589
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,200
I don't think it even factored into anything for that.

590
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,800
They did make three kingdoms.

591
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,800
That game was not that great.

592
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,640
Cabanas, mighty, Schlanger, sickness.

593
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,640
There he is.

594
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,640
Two bucks.

595
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:06,640
Sickness prime is nice.

596
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,640
This time of the.

597
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:16,520
Horizon, there's a mighty long horizon like that big from bit from Rogue One.

598
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,040
There's a problem on the horizon.

599
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,040
There's no horizon.

600
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,200
It's like a dark souls weapon, isn't it?

601
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,200
Honestly, Lucy McShootie.

602
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,200
Oh, there he is.

603
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,200
Good to see you again, brother.

604
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,200
Ben kind of cleaned is a new high for Colin.

605
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,200
I've seen Colin.

606
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:38,960
Is my bed the topic of the next one as well?

607
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,960
Yeah, why not?

608
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:45,200
Luis 1945 moist.

609
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:50,600
Yeah, that's disgusting.

610
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,040
Wraith guard, Wraith guard, PFP.

611
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,400
You will rise dragon tamer for two bucks.

612
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,080
Obligatory mention of Eldar Maiden was this coming up.

613
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,080
It's coming up.

614
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,080
Oh, Optimus Jedi.

615
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,080
Thank you.

616
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,560
Not every planet is an asshole.

617
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:15,920
Space America, aka Ultramar, exists, as given said, the greatest, most beautiful sector.

618
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:20,360
Frankly, the best people say we're going to build a big, beautiful wall.

619
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,840
We're going to build a big, beautiful wall.

620
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,880
Thank you very much.

621
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,080
The bag is absolutely exceptional.

622
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,080
I've been there.

623
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,080
Amazing.

624
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,080
The swarm node.

625
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,080
You call him the swarm.

626
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,080
It's not very big.

627
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,080
Swarm.

628
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,080
I met that guy.

629
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,080
Parker 74, five bucks.

630
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,080
Agree or disagree.

631
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,080
Afarius Omegon is the Johnny's citizen.

632
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,080
I've seen the artwork.

633
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:46,080
I mean, look, he's a plumber.

634
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,680
He's a space marine.

635
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,680
He's a space engineer.

636
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,680
He's a space engineer.

637
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,680
He's a space engineer.

638
00:32:53,680 --> 00:33:00,600
I mean, look, he's a plumber, he's a space marine, he's a Primarch, he's a doctor.

639
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,600
What doesn't that man do?

640
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,600
He's a hardworking family man.

641
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,600
Exactly.

642
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,600
It costs two bucks.

643
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Put the L's in the bin, let he face corn again.

644
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,600
He's family, I will say.

645
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,600
He's crazy.

646
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,600
Crazy seven, five bucks.

647
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:21,600
Primarch four skin, Primarch four skin, tear-less to wed.

648
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:26,600
What do you mean, it's a good four skin?

649
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,600
You know, one that, you know, it doesn't got any cheese in it.

650
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,600
It's.

651
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,600
Oh, Colin.

652
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,600
I'm not going near Fulgrum.

653
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,600
Fulgrum's even have one for Snake.

654
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,600
Sharp Bournemare, 1074.

655
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,080
10 Canadian.

656
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,600
I just finished Elf Slayer and I love reading about the dark elves dying.

657
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,600
That's a good book.

658
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,600
Not a nice one.

659
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,600
The ending of that book kind of hurt me a little bit.

660
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,600
Four skin tear-less wed?

661
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,600
I can't believe what we're saying in this episode.

662
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,600
We'll stop repeating it and it'll go away.

663
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,600
Moving on.

664
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,600
Moving on.

665
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,600
We have one more.

666
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,600
From Ludie McJudie himself.

667
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,600
Thank you very much.

668
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:13,600
So Colin, whenever we're getting that Sword Art Online tear-list, I know you love you

669
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,600
some SAO.

670
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,600
Cause you don't stop talking about how much you love it.

671
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,600
He does love Sword Art Online.

672
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,600
That is official information.

673
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,600
I apologize for this three year old joke.

674
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,600
This was like episode one.

675
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,600
Like the first thing we ever did.

676
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,600
It's been fucking haunting me ever since.

677
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:36,600
We just put the IMDB page up for lore crap.

678
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,600
We could just put in the trivia.

679
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:41,600
Colin's favorite game is Sword Art Online.

680
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,600
It's not a game!

681
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,600
Oh, it's not a game.

682
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,600
It must be a mother-of-pearl game.

683
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,600
Moving on, because we've got quite a few to get through.

684
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,600
The next one on the list, boys, is Cardinal Worlds.

685
00:34:53,600 --> 00:35:00,600
This is essentially quite similar to the previous one I said before about normal imperial civilized worlds.

686
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:05,600
The only difference is essentially the entire world falls under the reign of the Ecclesiarchy.

687
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,600
So instead of something like planetary governors, they literally have Cardinals.

688
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:15,600
The one example I thought, oh, I remember reading was the one in the Yaruk book when he's like a

689
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,600
young commissar.

690
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:23,600
Essentially, as a commissar, they have to navigate essentially an entire world that's run by the priesthood.

691
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:31,600
Often Cardinal Worlds do actually get to rely on calling in the Sisters of Battle if they need a better force.

692
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,600
But they have their own militaries.

693
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,600
They have nobles.

694
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,600
They have all the regular stuff of imperial worlds.

695
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,600
But essentially, all the money goes into Cardinal Worlds.

696
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,600
It goes towards the Cardinals and essentially the Ecclesiarchy itself.

697
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,600
It's not similar to what we'll talk about later, which is a shrine world.

698
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,600
That's almost like a different thing.

699
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,600
But essentially Cardinal Worlds essentially is a normal imperial thing.

700
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,600
But you're going to be you're messing with the imperial cult.

701
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:01,600
So it can be a bit of a mixed bag because there's a lot of centralized power there.

702
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:09,600
But it's also, oh, God, if I even with a corrupt bishop or Cardinal, this is the worst.

703
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:16,600
You know, it could be a bit of a as in the Yarrow book is proved like the guy who was in charge of the planet.

704
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:22,600
He was corrupt, but also he was completely loyal to the emperor as in like he had like so.

705
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:28,600
So they actually couldn't do anything about him because he was technically a loyal imperial citizen.

706
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:33,600
But he was a totally corrupt and like cunning and evil guy.

707
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,600
But he also wasn't.

708
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,600
He's out of line.

709
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,600
But he's not right.

710
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,600
We're also the altar boys.

711
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,600
All right.

712
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,600
Oh, no, no, no.

713
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,600
That's my that's basically my next one there.

714
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,600
Andy, what have you got next?

715
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:51,600
OK, next up, I have hive worlds.

716
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,600
Oh, no.

717
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,600
So hive worlds are basically.

718
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:03,600
Yeah, I mean, they're typically used for mining waste disposal and food harvesting.

719
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:17,600
Billions upon billions of people live on each world, typically condensed into hive cities, which are just like every dystopian sci fi film or short story or anything you've ever seen.

720
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:22,600
Where it's like spires upon spires upon spires, where it's like the lower down you get, the worse it is.

721
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,600
That's a hive world.

722
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,600
They're full of manufacturer.

723
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,600
But we're not talking about we're going to make lasguns.

724
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,600
We're going to make tanks.

725
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:37,600
We're going to make like pens, we're going to make staples, we're going to make all the menial stuff that you need.

726
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,600
But we don't it's not the worst.

727
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,600
Like we're not making anything for Space Marines or Asthma Eletarum.

728
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:47,600
We're making like we're making like toilet paper recycled from like your dead relatives.

729
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,600
It's it's brutal.

730
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,600
It's bad.

731
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,600
Protein bars.

732
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,600
Protein bars.

733
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,600
Yummy nummies.

734
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,600
Good nummies.

735
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:02,600
Funnily enough, manufacturer in these kind of hive worlds, they waste practically nothing.

736
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,600
Everything is recycled.

737
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,600
So Green Party, as much as you like recycling is good, this is where it leads.

738
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:18,600
Because not only will they recycle masonry, steel, they'll recycle your family members to turn into corpse starch.

739
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,600
And then when you die, you're the meal of the day.

740
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,600
Very efficient.

741
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,600
Don't get me wrong, but still cannibals.

742
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,600
Still cannibalism.

743
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,600
And it's not great.

744
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,600
Like recycling is good, but not in this way.

745
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:38,600
There is a saying that every human civilization is only ever free missed meals away from anarchy.

746
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:55,600
And that's no different for hive worlds, especially the under hives, which is the bottom rungs of the planet, are rife with gang warfare, uprisings, chaos cultists, gene stealer cults, any sliver or glimmer of a way for these people to escape drudgery and toil.

747
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,600
They grab with both hands because it's terrible.

748
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,600
Taxation and deprivation are rampant.

749
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:08,600
To the point where if you're ever offered, hey, do you want to go like join the astral military and certainly die.

750
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,600
People are like, yes, please.

751
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,600
Yes, please.

752
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,600
I'd love to get out of here, please.

753
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:12,600
Please.

754
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,600
I want to die.

755
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,600
That's how I want to be here anymore.

756
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,600
Please give me UK the long way.

757
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:27,600
And essentially this is the question to cap off this one to cap off this one. I'm just going to leave it with this sort of end point.

758
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,600
Imagine Birmingham.

759
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,600
Dragons.

760
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,600
It's dreadful.

761
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,600
Hive worlds are like Birmingham on steroids.

762
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,600
There is a hive world Birmingham.

763
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,600
Birmingham is a planet.

764
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:48,600
Remember the point is in my notes to the point where one of the hive worlds is called Birmingham.

765
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,600
It's called that because it's dreadful.

766
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,600
And weirdly, it's also a chapter world.

767
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:57,600
So there are space marines hailing from being in, which is quite interesting.

768
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,600
I want to see Jesus Christ superstar in Birmingham.

769
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,600
She pretty good.

770
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,600
Random.

771
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:11,600
Was it good because it was a glimmer of like hope and niceness in the environment of Birmingham?

772
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,600
Oh, yeah.

773
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,600
I felt at home in the 40 day experience.

774
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,600
In the cesspit.

775
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,600
Essentially.

776
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,600
Yeah.

777
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,600
Although even like Colin, when you went to Manchester airport, you're like, it's great.

778
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,600
It's miserable.

779
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,600
It's like that.

780
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:34,600
It was like someone took a vacuum and sucked every bit of color out of that area of like Earth.

781
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,600
I didn't even know what I know.

782
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,600
I haven't used it other than you.

783
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,600
I like a nice overcast day like I like, you know, gentle rainy day.

784
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,600
It's calm.

785
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,600
You get a book or read by the window.

786
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,600
It's nice.

787
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:46,600
Birmingham was like that.

788
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:51,600
But if God had depression, Manchester.

789
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,600
Manchester.

790
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,600
Put it that way.

791
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,600
Manchester is a luxury.

792
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,600
Luxury.

793
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,600
What's the next one?

794
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,600
Colin now.

795
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,600
Colin has one more to share with the boys.

796
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,600
Indeed.

797
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:07,600
I have a few more than one more, but I have one more for right now.

798
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,600
Maiden Worlds.

799
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:13,600
Also known in the Eldar tongue as please.

800
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,600
Oh, no, this is actually an easy one to say.

801
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,600
Lilathan.

802
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:21,600
So Maiden Worlds were millions of years ago.

803
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:26,600
They were just kind of rocks, just like empty, like nothing planets.

804
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:31,600
But the Eldar, especially this time, were, you know, kind of immortal.

805
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,600
And even ignoring that, they lived for quite the long time.

806
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:43,600
So they put some some very advanced, obviously partially psychic terraforming projects into play millions of years ago.

807
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,600
And then they they just left.

808
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,600
They're like, you know what?

809
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:48,600
Not my problem anymore.

810
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,600
I'll come back in a couple million years, see how you're doing.

811
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,600
And sure enough, a couple million years go by.

812
00:41:53,600 --> 00:42:01,600
And however they make these planets, you know, it's basically just starting life on it.

813
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:09,600
But it isn't just, you know, a terraformed planet like Earth because, you know, it's a magical elf terraformed world.

814
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:17,600
They they turn into these brilliant paradises where everything is perfectly suited to be like the Garden of Eden.

815
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:22,600
Like the natural resources, both, you know, like trees, farmland, stuff like that.

816
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:27,600
But even like, you know, mountains with minerals and all that stuff is just so bountiful.

817
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:36,600
Any problematic like you're not going to get sick on a maiden world because there is only the good bacteria that like lives in your gut.

818
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,600
There is only the good ones.

819
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,600
It is. It's paradise.

820
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:50,600
And sure enough, as the fall of the Eldar was approaching, one subsect of the people who dipped went to these maiden worlds in an exodus,

821
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:55,600
which is why they're called the exodites, if you had never put that one together.

822
00:42:55,600 --> 00:43:08,600
And the ones that are left are an unfortunate thing about the birth of Slaanesh with these planets is that you were either far away enough.

823
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:13,600
That maiden world was either far away enough from the core of the Eldar Empire or it wasn't.

824
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:21,600
And if it wasn't, I'm sorry, person who was doing nothing wrong, but you are now getting bored.

825
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:29,600
But if it was far away enough, you now live on a paradise and maiden worlds have what's a world spirit that replaces their need for spirit stones,

826
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:35,600
because when an exodite dies, they just kind of become one with the planet, very wood elf.

827
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:46,600
Naturally, a lot of these planets are still unpopulated because the Eldar would just see a barren planet and plop down terraforming on it for millions of years later.

828
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:52,600
So sometimes there's other people on these feral worlds that aren't Eldar.

829
00:43:52,600 --> 00:44:03,600
If an Eldar craft world, and by an Eldar craft world, 99% of the time I mean Baltan, shows up to one of these maiden worlds that has people on it.

830
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,600
Well, if it's orcs, you know, kill the orcs, that one's easy.

831
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:12,600
But if it's, you know, humans or other species, there's a... you get a choice.

832
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:19,600
They'll let you leave. If you can't leave, sometimes they will even offer, like, put you in animation and fare you to another world.

833
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,600
Or they're gonna kill you.

834
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,600
Reasonable.

835
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:29,600
That's, you know, those are... hey, they open with negotiation. That's already better than like 80% of Imperial forces.

836
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,600
They open with the option to not get killed.

837
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:38,600
And sure enough, you say no, you're gonna get killed.

838
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:47,600
As for the Exodites themselves, because, you know, despite being used as the ultimate punching bag, even more so than the craft worlds,

839
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:55,600
they are... they can defend their worlds quite well, because every maiden world has the the catacan on switch.

840
00:44:55,600 --> 00:45:04,600
An Exodite presses it, and suddenly you now have magical catacan where the planet itself is going to try and eat you.

841
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:08,600
There's dinosaurs on these things that the Eldar tame and ride.

842
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:13,600
They're very relatively primitive, but it's like wood elf primitive.

843
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:17,600
So they're not stupid. And they do still actually have some Eldar weaponry.

844
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:22,600
It's just mounted on a, you know, a dinosaur rather than a wave serpent.

845
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:30,600
And they're... if you're allowed to live there, pretty, pretty great place to live all around.

846
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:35,600
If you're not allowed to live there, you're gonna get killed by an elf riding a velociraptor.

847
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:36,600
Epic.

848
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:43,600
And let me just... I don't remember the legions, but, you know, I'm just saying,

849
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:49,600
took three legions to conquer one during the Great Crusade. Three legions. That's... I think that's pretty good.

850
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:53,600
That's like, at the time, that's like a sixth of all the space marines in the galaxy.

851
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,600
That is pretty nice.

852
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,600
And one Anarchir the Traveler.

853
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,600
And another Necron Victory.

854
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,600
You know what?

855
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:08,600
Who is it? I did a video recently of one space marine chap to destroy a maiden world on his own.

856
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,600
Yeah, well, you know, like I said, sometimes GW writers will write cool things,

857
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:18,600
and sometimes they proceed to get on their knees and give Gilamon the... no, not Gilamon, I do that too.

858
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:23,600
And give, you know, some unnamed Nobody Cares chapter the second of a lifetime.

859
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,600
To be fair, it was an Ultramarine successor.

860
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:33,600
Yeah, and then they get blown up by a Laetok afterwards, don't they? Is that the same guys that I'm thinking of?

861
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:36,600
Or is it like Braw Potasols?

862
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,600
I don't remember what they're called though.

863
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,600
But Laetok murdered one space marine chapter, at least.

864
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:47,600
There's one cool thing I'll say about that, because I remember there was a description of like some humans living on one.

865
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,600
I heard in lore.

866
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:54,600
As a retired Imperial general, he described how like there were literal...

867
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:59,600
like the way like spirits... what's the bone?

868
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,600
Wraith bone.

869
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:14,600
It had like literal landscapes of like wraith bone crafted into like beautiful sculptures and plants and things that like it was like someone who was a gardener, but yet there was no one tending it.

870
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,600
It was incredibly beautiful.

871
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:25,600
And for what I think they describe, like for what human hands can do, it came nowhere near close to what the Eldoran could do.

872
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:32,600
When I said they're like the Garden of Eden, I meant it. Like they're into like for natural beauty, they're astonishingly beautiful.

873
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:40,600
And then the Exodites decide they don't want you around. And if you're not a named character, you probably not gonna have fun.

874
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:45,600
I think they have they have world spirits too that are kind of like the...

875
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,600
Did I mention that?

876
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,600
He might have.

877
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,600
Yeah, they did.

878
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:54,600
It replaces the infinity circuit and like the need for a spirit stone.

879
00:47:54,600 --> 00:48:04,600
Unfortunately, if you're tracing the infinite, you walk into the magical chamber heart of the planet and just...

880
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:05,600
Easy.

881
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:11,600
Which you know what, you know what, you know what Eli? Necrons are allowed to do that.

882
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:17,600
Because the Necrons are a fellow war in heaven. No, they're the only worthy enemy.

883
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaking of worthy enemy though, do we, I think is it Eli?

884
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,600
This is huge.

885
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaking of talking for three hours, Necrons are here.

886
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:39,600
We're already at 48 minutes and this is halfway through as well. I won't be too long. I'll be quick.

887
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:47,600
Tomb worlds are the worlds that the Necrons went to sleep in a long, long time ago after the war in heaven.

888
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:52,600
They're called tomb worlds because underneath the surface of the world is essentially a tomb of Necrons.

889
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:57,600
At the time, they were scoured of all life, but life of course finds a way.

890
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:02,600
Over 60 million years, a lot of things have overgrown on them.

891
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:08,600
Thankfully, when you wake up as a Necron on a tomb world, you go right to work and eradicate everything on the planet.

892
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,600
You mow the lawn.

893
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,600
They wake up and they say, I'm going to tomb.

894
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:23,600
Underneath the surface though is millions, not billions, of trillions even stasis crypts where all the nice Necron fellows sleep.

895
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:28,600
It's maintained by canoptics, spiders, wraiths, scarabs, etc.

896
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,600
Wraiths are more like the guards who monitor and everything.

897
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:38,600
They can phase through the earth itself. Tomb spiders perform maintenance for the most part.

898
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,600
They can also kill things. Same thing with scarabs.

899
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:48,600
Scarabs are often used for repair and there's even like there's nanoscarabs and then there's like the regular scarabs that you see.

900
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:59,600
Usually the nobility will be woken up first or at least the cryptech and then the cryptech and goes and wakes up the nobility who are kept in much nicer places than the rabble.

901
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:05,600
But you know, the rabble or consciousness for the most part. So it doesn't really matter.

902
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:13,600
Oh, it's also oversaw by a autonomous spirit, quote unquote, AI, but it's not AI.

903
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:21,600
The Necrons believe in the machine spirit as well. And so these spirits usually take care of the Necron planets and make sure everything goes all right.

904
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:31,600
Usually there's issues when you wake up, not always, but generally 60 million years, even the most well-made system ever will have some minor issues.

905
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:36,600
And there will be problems. Sometimes, sometimes you wake up half the people there won't even wake up.

906
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:41,600
Sometimes the nobility doesn't wake up. Sometimes you wake up with the Flare curse, etc.

907
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,600
Yeah.

908
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:50,600
There's that one in the Jericho Reach where the guy woke up and he's just like, we're all awake and Necron Lord and he's like, ah, he's not waking up.

909
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,600
Like he should be awake. Why isn't he awake? Oh, no.

910
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,600
And there's a whole power struggle about like the Vizier and all that.

911
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:01,600
Like who's going to be charged now that the Necron Lord is asleep and like he's going to wake up.

912
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,600
I promise. In a hundred years. Oh, shit. Why is he waking up?

913
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:19,600
There's usually cool things at the center of the planet. I don't know, like on Kalarentir in the center of the planet, there's a Doleman Gate, which is the gate to the Webway and a whole fleet just hanging in suspension.

914
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:25,600
Might be like a Ketan shot or something. Cool things like that. Yeah, I won't go on forever.

915
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:32,600
I think that pretty much sums up what a Tomb World is. And there's more Necron Lord coming after this from me anyways.

916
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:38,600
My favorite part is like not everybody knows that it's a Necron Tomb World.

917
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:52,600
It could be. And I guess sometimes like a human might colonize and then I don't know, like a five year old kid kicks a ball into the wrong area of the planet and awakens the Tomb World and your entire planet is now eradicated.

918
00:51:52,600 --> 00:52:02,600
Or you drop Ferris Manus onto Medusa and he kills a big Necron spider and gets iron hands and a whole team is born thanks to the Necrons.

919
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:13,600
There's also Tomb Sentinels and Tombstalkers and say that they can also phase through material and the Tomb Sentinels have an eye of, I don't even remember what it's called, like deletion.

920
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:27,600
It sends whatever it uses to another dimension, to a pocket dimension. So they're really good at like mining things and getting rid of things. They're also good at sending half your body to another plane of existence and then you die.

921
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,600
But as one does.

922
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:37,600
This cannot take Aranther Sites. This cannot take everything. There's a lot of, yeah, that should do.

923
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:48,600
Does there any more, is there another donation, Andy? Oh yeah, I'm just going to go to the next one. We've got about six. Oh, Caleb Collins again. It's called Hot Online. It's a better story than the Inari books.

924
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:54,600
Can't argue that. I mean, can't argue with that. I hate that that's kind of true.

925
00:52:54,600 --> 00:53:11,600
Made of Invergill is an OG, thank you for the five. Genuine question, instead of Finleyville insults, do you have any interest in Trench Crusade? I've been painting the minis and they're great plus lore. Well, spoilers for next week.

926
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:19,600
I am going to be going over Trench Crusade in full with someone else, which is maybe Andy, I think, if I remember correctly.

927
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:25,600
Me. Sorry.

928
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:34,600
I bought myself the files for the Sultanate, and I'm making a army for them currently so I'm pretty excited.

929
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:38,600
Nice. Incoming backup for the 30 squigglies.

930
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:43,600
Kind of related but not really. If you go far enough from the center of

931
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:57,600
Giron, the random life magic can make you pregnant. Yeah, we heard that the life wave, isn't it, can make you pregnant regardless of what equipment you're packing. Oh no, and the other realms are insane.

932
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:02,600
Good luck, soldier. That was an incoming backup donation without a boingob mission.

933
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,600
Caleb Collins.

934
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:05,600
Two bucks.

935
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:17,600
Nuzzles.

936
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,600
Wow.

937
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:35,600
I'm going to go with that. Bean for five bucks. The most horrific hive world can't even come close to the nicest scavengers in terms of violence and cruelty. I mean, it's actually not far off though. It's a good link. Is there anyone who wants to take this one?

938
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:51,600
Tom Warren for the five dollars. I think I just stole that from Andy and Colin at the same time. I think in old fantasy lore, the Amazonians had laser guns and that's pretty much exactly what I imagine the Exodus being like, except more Elfy. They did, pretty much.

939
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:58,600
Dragon tamer with the two. Slenesh saw the Eldar and made them burmy now.

940
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:19,600
Oh, one more thing before I forget. Cool tomb world example is Zandra Gora. It's the one that's, what's his name, Illumina, Illuminaur Zaris. Spends most of his time on. It's a like big giant team of crypt tech, crypt techs who really like biology.

941
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:36,600
So the entire tomb world is full of creatures and biology. Not working. And there's, it's just an entire tomb world of like biology experiments. And most of the time when you're being experimented on by guys like Zaris, you are awakened alive because you know, they're trying to find the secrets of life.

942
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:50,600
They're trying to find the secrets of life. So naturally you ought to be alive. Don't worry. He'll mute his ears, not because he feels bad, but because he doesn't want to listen to your bullshit called the blood pits of Zandra Gora. If I remember correctly.

943
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,600
Jesus.

944
00:55:53,600 --> 00:56:13,600
They're seeking the new bodies for the Necron people. Yeah. Well, my next one is a, is nice and short and sweet one kind of the next one is shrine worlds. It's a bit of a riff off of what was Cardinal worlds. Again, this is something which is either owned by the ecclesiarchy or it's essentially a site of great importance to the

945
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:28,600
Imperium. It's often places of Imperial victories or the resting planes resting places of dead saints, or it can be essentially where like a big relic is examples of this was like in the Eisenhorn trilogy.

946
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:48,600
Eisenhorn need to get like a saint blessing on one of his weapons and he went to a world that had a specific saints remains there and then the church would give out the blessing to the sword. There's also the one example of to the space wars the spear of Russ is on a specific planet that is near

947
00:56:48,600 --> 00:57:04,600
Fenris as an entire world that's basically dedicated to essentially keeping it safe really, though most of the world itself lives in normal life around it and they just have like a military force and then maybe if it's a star to you they have like a small standing, like

948
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,600
force around them, you know, like a few gods something like that.

949
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:21,600
There's plenty places of pilgrimage. There is a common which one of this, but there is also a space marine chapter who peculiarly are their home world is a shrine world the death specters. Oh, that's weird.

950
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:28,600
Not them specifically I think there was another one where it's just like they are the ones who are like, oh, we're, we're, our only thing is to protect the specific world.

951
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:40,600
I think it's the death specters, they live on a. It's either cemetery or shrine world but they're basically the same thing. Because they worship death and yeah that makes sense Raven guard fellow with the glass thrown course.

952
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:53,600
Yeah, not. Yes, that's right. That's the one see Eli notice law. There's no, there's not many shrine worlds that do come up in some stories though, particularly I think I saw about the world crusades, they

953
00:57:53,600 --> 00:58:06,600
appeared in some parts of that again like they have small showing up in other places but they're often not really the center of much happening in many stories that I liked how in space marine to DeMarian is a shrine world and there's that whole mission.

954
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:19,600
Oh yeah, we need to get through this door. And there's all like nah we only open this door when we have to like take someone's body and enter it somewhere new and like, oh for God's sake, Akaran is a.

955
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:27,600
I'm a space marine guy open the door and he goes, no, we have to find the right body is like the amount of red tape in these shrine well funny.

956
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:42,600
They're like they're huge amount of like they essentially can be like mass graveyards as well for honored dead but typically they do have people living on them for most of the time, but they, they kind of, again they are owned by the Ecclesiarch again, and that's

957
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:47,600
kind of really Andy there's what's your next one.

958
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:59,600
My next one is feudal worlds feudal worlds are kind of weird. They tend to encompass between 100,000 to 500 people max, and by 40 K standards that's very small like, bear in mind.

959
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:01,600
Last one I mentioned hive worlds.

960
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:08,600
You could fit like the population of earth into like one high city of a hive world, it's not and have room to spare.

961
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:19,600
You can have millions upon billions upon billions. They're similar to the Middle Ages or Renaissance periods of the age of progress.

962
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:35,600
The Imperium has very little effect on these peasant communities typically ruled by night houses, but also other particular like bespoke militaries or space marines, a good example of this would be someone like someone like Caliban, they're like hey, we still light

963
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:42,600
up these are like castles with candles but also check this last sick power.

964
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:47,600
I got sick power on my horse like what's going on here.

965
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:55,600
I tend to be armed with simple black power. Yeah, it's like, I've got a black powder firearm, also my chainsaw like what's going on.

966
00:59:55,600 --> 01:00:12,600
I'm armed with armor and basic weaponry. They are overwhelmingly run by like generationally prescribed duties. So be like you are born to be the labor class you are born to be the nobility you are born to be the toilet scrubber, and there's like no divergence

967
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:17,600
for the most part, which is a bit sad. They're often beset by several times.

968
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:22,600
Yeah, like, clean the latrine. Oh no.

969
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,600
They're attacking the gates.

970
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:38,600
And they tend to be that tends to be like a fairly good amount of these planets, and they have like a bit of imperial presence, but they don't put the effort to actually like terraform clear out all the beasts they're just like no that's fine.

971
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:53,600
And, be honest a lot of space marines kind of like feudal worlds because they already have like some education, they have some discipline some cultural trappings of like this. This is quite easy to transplant into space marines, but they just have to be like hey, wash your

972
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,600
hands occasionally.

973
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,600
German theory is a thing.

974
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,600
Did don't you know.

975
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:13,600
They're actually strangely good at certain feats of engineering. Generally because one they like alchemy, they like to make weird potions and polstices kind of pagan stuff, but also they all tend to have inherited at least one STC of value.

976
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:16,600
So I'll be like, hey,

977
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:20,600
I know that I've been injured on this strange,

978
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:35,600
I know that I've landed on from a mission, and this pollsters is doing wonders for my injured leg, but like, what the hell is that warlord Titan doing over there is like, oh, that's just like something we have like what you have that and candles, and it's a bit strange.

979
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:42,600
And it tends to jar with their, their, their lowly surroundings and then also glimmers of high tech.

980
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:55,600
And they tend to just type a lot of food materials and labor to protect us like night houses and space means night houses tend to be the main thing because it's again like very feudal, very aristocratic very.

981
01:01:55,600 --> 01:02:01,600
My dad was a night. My dad's dad was a night, and we're the ones with the big guns so do as we say.

982
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:17,600
But because of this, they're very rarely rebellious. This very rarely chaos uprisings or disobedience they're very obedient, and their, their value of hereditary like customs tends to keep them in line, and they don't tend to cause any trouble.

983
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:30,600
They trade a lot with the department into a unit or room, mainly just because in certain like gloomy parts of space where there's not much like outposts, you get what you can, you're like, oh look at these bumpkins, give us some food would you please.

984
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:49,600
But it is a bit of a culture shock whenever it's like hey, my Lord, I come hearing news. We saw a gigantic spaceship in the sky with like light bulbs and everything, and they boom, they dropped down and and men in armor gleaming gold and silver with guns

985
01:02:49,600 --> 01:03:02,600
that shot yonder a million feet, and they told us to as we say or we will destroy all of your civilization. So we gave them our stuff, but yeah, that's a feudal world.

986
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:11,600
King Arthur meets battle star Galactica epic also inbred inbred joking, there's actually a lot of inbred.

987
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:19,600
I'm from the Channel Islands, it puts us to shame.

988
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:26,600
Because all the night house, I have this a lot of, you know, is your cousin your sister, you know, or is she your wife.

989
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:31,600
Your mom is your dad, said feudal world inhabitant.

990
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,600
Colin, what have you got next for the group?

991
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:50,600
The one and only craft world. Craft worlds in a mirror of, you know, the exodites, instead of finding a home to escape the fall of the Eldar from they just built one, a big old ship.

992
01:03:50,600 --> 01:04:01,600
As it was falling you know this was a, actually no, pardon me, I jumped ahead a little bit. Some were built like there were a couple I know that were like constructed as like oh we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go.

993
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:18,600
But a lot of them were actually pre fall vessels, they were funnily enough considered like just roaming bands of just traders and they were kind of looked down upon a bit it's like you're, you're so behind on trends and crap like that you know.

994
01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:28,600
But what that allowed them to do is because they were pretty isolated, they didn't, they didn't get caught up and what the rest of the Eldar were doing this and Ash was coming about.

995
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:39,600
So you know they go to a planet couple thousand years ago by they go to another planet like you all, you all seem a lot more liberal with the Colosseum and orgies than the last time we were around.

996
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:46,600
Come back another few thousand years later it's like okay, now you're eating each other during the orgy. This is, this is, this is getting problematic.

997
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:50,600
The blood orgies are a bit like annoying I gotta be honest.

998
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,600
Why is the pavement lubed?

999
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:57,600
Yeah, it's like it's, this is, I don't think I'm comfortable where you're going fellas.

1000
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,600
It's like the pavement made of people.

1001
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:04,600
Or that.

1002
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:19,600
So, what they would do as the fall was coming they would basically just load anyone onto the ship who, who wanted out, and as much like pre fall artifacts and anything they could grab like, get it all get everything we can.

1003
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:30,600
Which they did face a similar problem to the exodites and that some of them just weren't far away enough from the core of the Eldar Empire when Sinesh was born and you got trapped in the warp.

1004
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:46,600
Slightly less problematic for the craft worlds because as still vessels they could move like Ulthwe was right at the perfect boundary that for 10,000s of years it was kind of soft stuck in like the Eye of Terror's gravity well or some shit.

1005
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,600
I don't know.

1006
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,600
I didn't write the Lord don't yell at me.

1007
01:05:52,600 --> 01:06:03,600
So, and again sometimes you know you get a real hero like Malkin Robby like nah, I'm pulling you out of the warp, my own bare hands.

1008
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:16,600
Well, they're on the outside, they're like a couple continents, but they do, they do the funny Doctor Who thing where they're definitely bigger on the inside.

1009
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:36,600
And there again, they can be there is very varied as the people who built them. For example, sign on is has like floating islands and stuff like that where they just joust around each other with it you know the wild riders and just 24 seven Mad Max on jet bikes.

1010
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:41,600
You know a little bit less horror than that they do you know they can eat, they have water, but.

1011
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:48,600
I don't know, Eldar craft worlds on dating apps be like it's bigger in person I swear. Come on guys.

1012
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:55,600
Yeah, but it probably is you go in and it's like oh, it's girthy.

1013
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,600
All the ways.

1014
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:11,600
Damn, I ended has a lot of like you know great halls and you know meeting places and stuff like that, mostly inhabited by rates because four out of five people and I ended are dead.

1015
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:18,600
But you know, again, this is 40k death semantics, only in death does duty and the elders.

1016
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:20,600
We're not done. Not done.

1017
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:25,600
Get back.

1018
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:43,600
There are a few constant features across craft world so for example you can find the different aspects shrines founded you know as for men and the Phoenix Lords, teaching them you know the ways of war that the elder follow and how to handle the 41st

1019
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:46,600
Millennium and how miserable it is.

1020
01:07:46,600 --> 01:08:02,600
There's of course the infinity circuit which courses throughout the thing, which is like equal parts afterlife electricity system like power core for the craft world does a lot of stuff.

1021
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:11,600
It's where the, where they put the dead elder when they die, assuming they're part of me spirit stone collected their sentience.

1022
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:17,600
And it's there again they're pretty good places to live.

1023
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:28,600
All things considered, they have the artwork you can find them as I find it absolutely gorgeous, like these towering spires that like with a great coloration.

1024
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:43,600
There will oftentimes be shrines to the fallen elder gods. For example I know I and and has a like is a, is a big shrine to a Syrian, and even has like his sacred flame, kind of like over on a fantasy.

1025
01:08:43,600 --> 01:09:02,600
And of course webway gates, because you know the elder when they have to move through the webway craft worlds all have webway gates.

1026
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:11,600
It's like very dangerous as well. I think a lot of them they like beautiful sculpted glass on rice. Oh yeah.

1027
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:21,600
And they have a nail ton for it shattered looking at like the artwork of that it's a very pretty looking craft world very weird but you know in that fun elder weird kind of way, it's cool.

1028
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:26,600
Probably have all the list like the best place to live isn't it.

1029
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,600
Up there.

1030
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:34,600
It's, I'd say on them or maiden worlds, or maybe pleasure worlds, if you're a noble.

1031
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:35,600
Just

1032
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,600
Asian.

1033
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:50,600
They can, you know, because they're because they're made out of wraith bone they're fairly malleable, not to say fragile, because you know wraith bone can be as hard or as soft as it needs to be given what the elder require at the moment.

1034
01:09:50,600 --> 01:10:01,600
But they'll have like massive cannons like Nova cannon size defenses you can see one in a battle fleet gothic and I think it helps fire off a couple shots at the enemy it's so cool.

1035
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:13,600
And if they can move like bail ton when it shattered. They just turned a bunch of it into ships my well we live here now until the main craft world can get put back together.

1036
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:24,600
There is, they do have a lot going for them, and like I said the elder have the ultimate home field advantage, I know Abaddon tried to invade all the way once.

1037
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:37,600
And then all the way just left, except for the seer council and some small amount of soldiers that would just pick off a space marine and then dip into some Vietnam tunnel to God only knows where.

1038
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,600
And, and then, Eldred almost killed Abaddon.

1039
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:45,600
Huge, huge, huge, once again, almost killed Abaddon come on.

1040
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,600
narrow nearly killed.

1041
01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:55,600
This was, you know, war master of chaos, Abaddon.

1042
01:10:55,600 --> 01:11:02,600
Admiral spire immortal human killed Abaddon and then they retconned it, come on.

1043
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:10,600
This is, this is, yeah, but this was a one v one fight not Nova cannon be upon you.

1044
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,600
Not to disrespect Admiral spire, God bless them.

1045
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:32,600
Fair enough, fair enough. Yeah, craft worlds are sometimes almost bordering on like eldritch locations because it can get real weird, especially old way which is probably halfway haunted or Alton SAR, which just absolutely is haunted no questions asked about it.

1046
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:41,600
But they, they're, again, still probably the best place to live in the 41st millennium and a lot of else.

1047
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,600
And I hate it.

1048
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:50,600
Eli though, do you have another one for us more.

1049
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:59,600
Also, also, tons of horror are the ones who fought a light talk, the space marines I don't know if that's the chapter they destroyed, I think that was a different one.

1050
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:06,600
But, it's a side, the point I think it's gonna say something else and I forgot but that's all right.

1051
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:23,600
So more Necron worlds, we believe in you more specifically severed worlds severed worlds are not the traditional Necron worlds because, as I said before, sometimes when you go to sleep for 60 million years, things go wrong, and then you just don't wake up.

1052
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:45,600
And sometimes, nobody wakes up on a planet, and with no nobility woken up to lead the Necrons, the autonomous spirit takes over and wakes up everybody itself, and goes to its basic protocols which are just general defense, but because of how unstable I guess you could say the Necron dynasties were how much facts I mean there was

1053
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:58,600
the defense protocols, calls to destroy like everything around the world but this unfortunately cannot tell the difference between living things and Necron so we will also destroy Necrons around them so they're quite a big issue.

1054
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:21,600
Along with that, the spirit has very, oh we ran out of footage, it has very little ability and understanding outside of its basic protocols so these are essentially wakes up all the Necrons and puppets them to just be the shambling zombie hordes so it's even more zombie like than regular Necrons, and they're very scary.

1055
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:42,600
The most famous one, probably is the Emperor of Sarcona, Sarconi Emperor something like that, which is an autonomous spirit of the Necron tomb world, taking up itself proclaimed title of Emperor, and taking over the system around it after a rad radiation storms destroyed all the memory

1056
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:59,600
banks of the Necrons within the tomb. And so there's an empire of severed Necrons out there which is pretty neat. There's also actual lords and nobility made out of AI like AI copies of consciousnesses that were not able to not around.

1057
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:09,600
That's not really related to this, I just think that's a cool little fact. And then also another unique Necron world that's not really around anymore is the world engine.

1058
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:23,600
I have unfortunately not read this book, it's one of the few Necron books I haven't read, but there's a nice codex story about it, the new space marine codexes, and it was this planet sized, basically Death Star that could blow up planets on a whim, and the

1059
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:40,600
astromytes space marine chapter all sacrifice themselves to blow it up. I did not open up my Necron notes today, so that's why I'm not talking for three hours, I'm just spitballing here.

1060
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:44,600
Dark Souls 3 music would start fucking playing.

1061
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:47,600
Severed worlds are pretty neat though.

1062
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:53,600
They're kind of like how we get most of the older style Necrons right where it's just like the zombie board.

1063
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:59,600
Very old style Necrons, just without the Katan being the actual leaders.

1064
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:03,600
It's cool that they kind of kept that old version around in this form.

1065
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:16,600
Yeah, like in the in the Zandrik book, they go to the center of the world and there's this, like, this Necron Lord hanging in suspension in the air holding his resurrection orb like an actual puppet. It's pretty neat.

1066
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:20,600
Yeah, do we have any more donations or we do.

1067
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:29,600
I need to use the restroom very badly so I will be right back. Yes. Okay, go for it.

1068
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:46,600
How is Melok 50CZK. After seeing Colin's power scaling video I read half of the Zealy Sequence series books. I'm a huge fan now, but he's not great at writing characters.

1069
01:15:46,600 --> 01:16:02,600
Yeah, what is there about Colin? Is he a bad type of Colin?

1070
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:17,600
I haven't read any in a while so I don't want to deprive the chat. Chat is finding the limit of what you boys will say out loud. What your high tolerance of depravity says about you. I'm not sure I want to know.

1071
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:24,600
Appreciate it. Is this secret level Outer Worlds episode a good representation of life on Hive Worlds?

1072
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:37,600
I would say no because the main character is having fun. He's kind of deluded but he's at least having fun. He's actually like, oh, I have hope. No one has hope on a Hive World, surely.

1073
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:44,600
Except for the Genestealer cults in the basement. And Hive Worlds is a great place for Genestealer cults. Thank you, Bean.

1074
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:53,600
Imagine chilling on a planet minding your own business only to get your soul to an app because most of your species did the Fentanyl War.

1075
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:55,600
Can of a reference.

1076
01:16:55,600 --> 01:17:01,600
And Dragon Tamer for two. Eldritch Craftwell, Eldar Cthulhu, how?

1077
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:18,600
Yeah, pretty sure. I thought I did my A's in Perk up when he said Eldritch. I think it's more in the sense of like things in Craftwell can be quite esoteric in terms of it's so far beyond what is the human, you know, what the human mind could understand.

1078
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:34,600
Therefore, it almost seems like it's literally crafted from things other than this universe, which is pretty cool because Craft Worlds are, I mean, like, I mean, they are ridiculous in size, which is weird to me, like the size of moons and stuff like that.

1079
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:36,600
Yeah, right.

1080
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:37,600
What do you call in?

1081
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,600
We have two, we have two.

1082
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,600
Nothing.

1083
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:43,600
Shall I read them?

1084
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:46,600
Oh, this one is to me anyways. Perfect timing.

1085
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:50,600
Document USA with the Fiverr. Colleen, I'm going to Kitbash.

1086
01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:56,600
I'm going to Kitbash a vermin lord and Vash tour together. What should I buy first? You should buy the vermin lord.

1087
01:17:56,600 --> 01:18:01,600
So that way you instead just build a vermin lord.

1088
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,600
That just sounded like a cool Kitbash.

1089
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:08,600
Show our fellow the Zeedri sequence or whatever it's called.

1090
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:09,600
The Zeeli sequence?

1091
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:13,600
Yeah, somebody was talking about that in their donation.

1092
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:16,600
Oh, that's the...

1093
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:18,600
The sci-fi stuff.

1094
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:21,600
After watching the power scaling video.

1095
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:23,600
Here he is.

1096
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:30,600
No, out of everything you can give those books, he does not write characters terribly well.

1097
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:36,600
They are mouthpieces for the setting, which, you know, fair enough.

1098
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:42,600
It's a writing style, makes for dry dialogue, but...

1099
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:45,600
I mean, we've all read a 14k book.

1100
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:46,600
What?

1101
01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:49,600
It's an interesting comment.

1102
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:55,600
I love being racist against bald people. Are they all the same race?

1103
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:59,600
Yeah, you join a club.

1104
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,600
Bald, bald, bald.

1105
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:07,600
I must say, Colleen, there's a lot of bald white men in certain clubs and I think...

1106
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,600
Alright, alright.

1107
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:12,600
Damn.

1108
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,600
GI robots are a real one.

1109
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:17,600
Hands. Are we the baddies?

1110
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:18,600
Are we the baddies?

1111
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,600
As if no one knows that.

1112
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:25,600
The next one coming up, boys, is again, not a huge amount, but it's a fun one though.

1113
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,600
The next one is Fortress Worlds.

1114
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:33,600
There's not too many of these because, funny enough, they actually seem to get targeted because these worlds need to be defended.

1115
01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:35,600
Particularly big one less recently.

1116
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,600
Yeah, the famous one was obviously Kadia.

1117
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:48,600
Kadia was obviously the main imperial bastion next to the Eye of Terror before, obviously, Abaddon, you know, abadoned it.

1118
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:50,600
Dispoiled all over the place.

1119
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:53,600
Other examples could include things like Vigilist.

1120
01:19:53,600 --> 01:20:02,600
Technically, Terror is also a fortress world because of how many defenses are on it, but it's not quite the same as what was Kadia and Vigilist.

1121
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:13,600
Kadia itself was, and Vigilist, or Vigilist now is because essentially with the Cicatrix Maledictum, there's only one point they can really cross it, and that's the one.

1122
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:18,600
Vigilist is like, we have Kadia at home, and that's Vigilist.

1123
01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:23,600
Yeah, it had a glam up though because of Kadia being essentially destroyed.

1124
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:27,600
But essentially, the entire planet is turned into what you can imagine, a fortress.

1125
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:36,600
So Kadia was a literal city of mazes, of fortifications, overlapping areas of fire.

1126
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:50,600
Funnily enough, also, Kadia had entire areas of the planet where it was just graveyard because being on a fortress planet is, essentially the population is at all times a standing army, as it was for the Kadians.

1127
01:20:50,600 --> 01:21:15,600
And a fun fact on Kadia, they only, because they were certainly died in the service of the fortress world, the only way they could bury or make more space to bury people was that if the gravestones, the names had been extra, basically it was illegible because of time, that's when they'd actually dig up all the graves and then they put new graves in.

1128
01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:17,600
Good enough.

1129
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:21,600
That's how many Kadians died in the service of...

1130
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:29,600
I'm just imagining a commissar going up with sandpaper just rubbing them away like, I've got so many bodies to bury in a day.

1131
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,600
Cool thing on...

1132
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:48,600
What was on Kadia, I'm sure is a vigilance now, the actual normal everyday fashion of Imperial citizens on Kadia was like army camo and military uniform because they like the whole, was this like Kadians could assemble a rifle by the age of six or something.

1133
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,600
Fortress was like pretty much imperiously extreme.

1134
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:54,600
Could you imagine how many army and navy shops they have on Kadia?

1135
01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:56,600
So many.

1136
01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:57,600
Old Navy.

1137
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,600
So much surplus.

1138
01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:05,600
It's kind of really it for... I do have another small one I might do because it's a tiny one now.

1139
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,600
It's an Agriworld.

1140
01:22:07,600 --> 01:22:14,600
Agriworlds are essentially, as we were discussing earlier, hive worlds, a lot of people need to be fed across the Imperium.

1141
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:28,600
Not every planet can feed its own citizenry, so they have places like Agriworlds which are essentially, they are kind of a nicer areas of the Imperium, and they're entirely planets that are designed to produce the food for other sectors.

1142
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:35,600
Famously, Kalgar, the chapter master of the ultramarines, he was actually from an Agriworld as well.

1143
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:39,600
So he's where literally, so some people come from places of peace like that.

1144
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:50,600
They are often again like massive fields of industry farming, you know, other, you know, anything to do with food or, you know, you know, animal herding, anything like that.

1145
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:54,600
But on like a planet wide scale, the planet is a business.

1146
01:22:54,600 --> 01:23:02,600
And it's essentially just that really, there's not as many of them, but they are very well protected as well because they are very important.

1147
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:07,600
It's where the cult of the Twisted Helix comes from, the Genestealer cult.

1148
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:12,600
They tainted the food and sent it out and infected other people with Genestealer stuff.

1149
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:18,600
With the way Genestealer cults are written, half the freaking Imperium should be infected at this point.

1150
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:27,600
The only thing about Agriworld as well is that no matter how well you defend them, you can only put so many defences when you need fields to grow food.

1151
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:36,600
Just ask the Crimson Fists from an Agriworld. That was hard to defend with all those rolling fields of wheat and no gun emplacements.

1152
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:41,600
They are nice though. They are nice. Compared to a hive world, they're extremely nice.

1153
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,600
Oh, definitely.

1154
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:56,600
They can, but I feel like I've read before, it's like some of them are like horrid factory farming on the worst level where the planet is just ecologically stable enough to grow food.

1155
01:23:56,600 --> 01:24:01,600
But it's like Monsanto's wet dream.

1156
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:05,600
Highest quality American food.

1157
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:10,600
I love corn syrup.

1158
01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:15,600
That's basically, that's my next one. Andy, what have you got next for the boys?

1159
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:18,600
Next one's a bit of a shorter one. It's Feral Worlds.

1160
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:19,600
Yay!

1161
01:24:19,600 --> 01:24:25,600
So Feral Worlds are the bottom girl of Warhammer Worlds.

1162
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:33,600
Because vernacular with pimps, bottom bitches are actually like the number one girl. So like bottom girl is the other term, the antithesis.

1163
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:45,600
Pre-industrial, similar to the Bronze Age, the Iron Age, if not the Stone Age in nature.

1164
01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:52,600
There's minimum 100,000, maximum 500,000 people. Usually they can't speak Gothic.

1165
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:56,600
Usually they can't write or say more than grunts.

1166
01:24:56,600 --> 01:25:03,600
This is just like...

1167
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:10,600
No, the main reason they're like, why are you like this? The reason they're like this is because the Dark Age of technology just kind of missed them.

1168
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:18,600
Like, whoops, we didn't bring this planet up to speed. Now they can't form words. And they're eating their siblings.

1169
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:23,600
I'm picturing the family guy bit. Unga bunga.

1170
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:28,600
There's a lot. There's some space marine chapters with these ones. I think the Howling Griffons live on one.

1171
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:34,600
And they keep it in constant state of war so that they can have the best recruits in it.

1172
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:40,600
They're only good for like recruits. They're only good for, hey, we need hardy people to become space...

1173
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:46,600
The Brontean Longknives from a feral world. I feel like they are.

1174
01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:50,600
I'm not sure. They have like a culture, so I doubt it.

1175
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:55,600
Fenris is Iron Age. I remember that from the Ragnar Blackmane books.

1176
01:25:55,600 --> 01:26:00,600
They were rescuing a space marine and they're like, I need a boat. I'll give you some iron.

1177
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:05,600
They're like, iron? Wow.

1178
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:11,600
I think it's from the Mortifactors. The Mortifactors are from a feral world, but I'm not sure.

1179
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:17,600
But it's like, to be fair, the Mortifactors eat people. So that's a bit of a holdout from like...

1180
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:21,600
God forbid someone have fun.

1181
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:23,600
I like my weak hands.

1182
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:29,600
They're basically just the detritus of the stars. It's like they're only good for tiny people.

1183
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:34,600
And even then it's like, what are you going to get from this planet? Not much, to be honest.

1184
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,600
Gert.

1185
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:41,600
Can you give them a lasgun? They don't know how to fire it. They don't know what a trigger is.

1186
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:45,600
They don't know how to work it. They don't know what a battery is. Oh, this is a shame.

1187
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:51,600
They're like meat grinder just at the front lines with a club or an axe at best.

1188
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:58,600
And because of the fact that they're so like underdeveloped, a lot of space marine chapters take one glance at this planet.

1189
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:04,600
So wait, you're telling me I'm going to spend all the resources to put a fortress monastery here?

1190
01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:10,600
And I can't get like any good resources, any materials, and I have to put so much effort...

1191
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:22,600
I don't know how hardy these people are. I'd rather base my chapter on a world with like anything and then just like drag these people to the world that I live in.

1192
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:27,600
So a lot of chapters prefer to just say we'll just recruit from this world. But otherwise, we ain't staying near these freaks.

1193
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:29,600
We're just going to like keep to ourselves.

1194
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:30,600
Crazy.

1195
01:27:30,600 --> 01:27:45,600
We have like, I know, like running water and there are exceptions. Every feral world under the Imperium is technically ruled by a governor who basically lives in like a cordoned off city, like the one city on the planet.

1196
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:49,600
And they have a staff, they have a small populace, and they just don't interact with the natives.

1197
01:27:49,600 --> 01:28:01,600
They're just like, no, we're going to stay in our city and ignore the crazy people outside our walls. And we're just going to monitor them for mutations like psychics and abhumans.

1198
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:05,600
And we're just going to tell the Imperial authorities when it's time to nuke the planet.

1199
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:08,600
That's why we are here.

1200
01:28:08,600 --> 01:28:12,600
Andy hates to see it.

1201
01:28:12,600 --> 01:28:15,600
I'm reading what it says.

1202
01:28:15,600 --> 01:28:16,600
I'm the messenger.

1203
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:19,600
The messenger do not shoot the messenger.

1204
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:22,600
Andy wants to shoot the messenger.

1205
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:25,600
I hate to see a man living a peasant lifestyle.

1206
01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:36,600
Also a fun fact about feral worlds, they're often rife with cornate cults who don't know they're worshiping corn. They're just happy to bludgeon each other to death with sticks.

1207
01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:39,600
There's also a lot of Genestealer cults, because...

1208
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:40,600
Just playing around.

1209
01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:41,600
Why not?

1210
01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:42,600
Just having fun.

1211
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:46,600
There's like four arms, better than two. Yay! I love this.

1212
01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:48,600
It's already building tall.

1213
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:51,600
That's two more arms to hit people with.

1214
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:56,600
I just love the idea of the governor and his men with the binoculars on the top of the site.

1215
01:28:56,600 --> 01:28:58,600
That doesn't look good.

1216
01:28:58,600 --> 01:28:59,600
Nuke button, nuke button.

1217
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:01,600
And that's feral worlds.

1218
01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:06,600
There's not much to say apart from it's just barbaric and rubbish.

1219
01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:07,600
Colin?

1220
01:29:07,600 --> 01:29:09,600
What do we have a step up from?

1221
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:12,600
After that level I hate. Man, I don't know.

1222
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:16,600
It wasn't hate, I was a spit in facts.

1223
01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:19,600
The next one will be a pretty short one. It's a crone worlds.

1224
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:27,600
So what these were, were the former capitals of the Eldar Empire.

1225
01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:34,600
Once upon a time they were, you know, the heart of the galaxy spanning empire that was the ancient Eldar.

1226
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:39,600
They were safe, they were secure, they were just great.

1227
01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:43,600
Where the people on it are immortal and want for nothing. It was perfect.

1228
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:52,600
And then, you know, as I've said a couple times, Eldar do Eldar, fall of Slyneash, rise of Slyneash, fall of the Eldar things.

1229
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:59,600
Kind of goes downhill a little bit, you know. Oh, am I about to see?

1230
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:02,600
That was greatest moment.

1231
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:07,600
I was doing, I had such a good winning streak when I had the Darktide footage. I had such a winning streak.

1232
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:11,600
And then just one day my team let me down so hard.

1233
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:15,600
Zoning back into the Darktide footage for that incident.

1234
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:22,600
Perfect timing. But yeah, then the Eldar, you know, did the thing, Slyneash happens.

1235
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:25,600
We've been there, we've been here a few times today already.

1236
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:32,600
And everyone on them died. Consumed by Slyneash immediately.

1237
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:40,600
Now, they're kind of a subset of demon worlds.

1238
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,600
They're not great. They're not great.

1239
01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:50,600
There are like a couple instances where there's things other than demons on them.

1240
01:30:50,600 --> 01:30:56,600
In fact, there was actually, I always forget who wrote this short story, but it was pretty cool.

1241
01:30:56,600 --> 01:31:01,600
Because the point of the chaos war, it was like a Black Library writer.

1242
01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:05,600
He wrote a short story like Posts, or it's like the life of a chaos space marine.

1243
01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:12,600
It can't be Gav Thorpe. No, it wasn't Gav Thorpe because it was really good.

1244
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:14,600
He's written some good books though, it's weird.

1245
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:22,600
He has, but you know, I'm an Eldar fan. And yeah, we got Thorpe-ed-o'd.

1246
01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:26,600
It's on site, whatever Eli said, on site if he sees something.

1247
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:30,600
But the point of the short story was like, you know, what if, or something like that.

1248
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:33,600
It's like you're a chaos space marine. What if this happens? Well, what about this?

1249
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:40,600
Well, what about this? The point is that a life in the Eye of Terror is nonstop uncertainty and violence.

1250
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:45,600
Like one of the potentials, yeah, maybe you set up shop on a maiden world.

1251
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:49,600
Maybe your warband gets eaten by a dead Eldar god, who fucking knows?

1252
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:56,600
So on maiden worlds, there are like little bits of like, there is still stuff, like remnants of what the Eldar once were.

1253
01:31:56,600 --> 01:32:00,600
Not much. A whole lot of demons though.

1254
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:06,600
You'll see like the ghost of a Surian, I don't know, RKO, a greater demon, and then he's out.

1255
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:10,600
That was his juice for the next thousand years.

1256
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:18,600
But they're still very important to the Eldar, because they are the only places where spirit stones to safeguard their souls upon death are found.

1257
01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:26,600
So they will make these massive expeditions led primarily by wraith knights to just go and harvest them.

1258
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:30,600
Get very dangerous. Not all these expeditions come back.

1259
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:35,600
Very few, if any of them, come back without at least a good, decent casualty rate.

1260
01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:41,600
But the Eldar do need to constantly visit them, especially for the spirit stones.

1261
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:50,600
And you know, sometimes maybe find a fancy looking artifact if you have the time and room and the storage.

1262
01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:55,600
That's really kind of it. There's not too much to them. They were the Eldar homeworlds.

1263
01:32:55,600 --> 01:33:00,600
Now they're where they get the stones so that when they die they don't get insta-soneched.

1264
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:04,600
It's extra doubly dangerous because it's like the demons know they have to...

1265
01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:13,600
Oh yeah, Senesh especially. It's like, I know this is the only place in reality where the Eldar will come to me.

1266
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:15,600
Dinner is served.

1267
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:19,600
Eli, do you have any for editors for the boys?

1268
01:33:19,600 --> 01:33:25,600
Yes, well maybe. The next on our official list are Orcworlds.

1269
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:30,600
Unfortunately, in all the books that I've read, the Orcs come to you.

1270
01:33:30,600 --> 01:33:32,600
I don't think I've read a single...

1271
01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:34,600
Your world is your world.

1272
01:33:34,600 --> 01:33:37,600
I haven't read a single book set on an Orc planet before.

1273
01:33:37,600 --> 01:33:42,600
They will kind of go... an Orcworld is one they've successfully taken from someone else.

1274
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:43,600
Yeah, yeah.

1275
01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:45,600
An Orcworld is your world after they're done.

1276
01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:50,600
I think, if I remember correctly, it depends on how many Orcs are there,

1277
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:54,600
but usually if there's not the right amount of Orcs or enough to lead them,

1278
01:33:54,600 --> 01:34:03,600
they turn into savage Orcs for a while until the other... I don't even know what you would call them, not bioforms.

1279
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:06,600
The other types of Orcs start popping up like mechs and...

1280
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:07,600
Fretching.

1281
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,600
...Docs and all that stuff.

1282
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:14,600
And then they'll eventually slowly advance into their regular Orcish society.

1283
01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:18,600
I imagine it's just a world full of junk and violence.

1284
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:20,600
Yeah, I mean...

1285
01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:22,600
There isn't really much more to it.

1286
01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:25,600
It's a game of civilisation if you lose some of your key buildings.

1287
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:27,600
It just goes back to the first stage.

1288
01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:32,600
There's only one or two things I would mainly need to scrape out on Orcworlds,

1289
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:37,600
which was like... randomly, each of the clans just starts popping up

1290
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:42,600
and they take their own favourite spot and they live in areas which are best suited to them.

1291
01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:45,600
So, obviously, things like speed freaks or anything like that,

1292
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:50,600
or any type of unit or thing that wants you to go fast.

1293
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:53,600
It'll live near planes and it will...

1294
01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:58,600
They mostly just do... they naturally come about on a scrap planet, essentially, like Eli said.

1295
01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:04,600
And there's only really one place that we know is theirs, which is Armageddon.

1296
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:09,600
It's supposedly the Orc homeworld, but it's been colonised.

1297
01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:12,600
They took her at Jirbs and they kind of took her at...

1298
01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:17,600
Yeah, I think Orcs don't usually stay in the same place for a long time.

1299
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:22,600
Once a war is called, they're all gonna get together and head off to go kill people.

1300
01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:24,600
Go ruin another world?

1301
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:25,600
Yeah.

1302
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:31,600
They're already on planet long enough to get together to go find a proper fight.

1303
01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:34,600
They're not there to really live.

1304
01:35:34,600 --> 01:35:36,600
They are kind of...

1305
01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:40,600
There is a certain point where the Inquisition looks at a planet and goes,

1306
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:47,600
how many Orc spores are in the soil? No, Nuke it. No, we're not gonna root them out this rate.

1307
01:35:47,600 --> 01:35:50,600
We need to just get rid of this.

1308
01:35:50,600 --> 01:35:56,600
And one big thing about them is there's a massive downgrade in architectural artistry.

1309
01:35:56,600 --> 01:36:01,600
They're all copying each other, really just going for the same thing.

1310
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:03,600
So that's the only thing really to it.

1311
01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:10,600
My next one... Sorry, is there more to Orc worlds? Are we all good?

1312
01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:13,600
My next one is also very quick.

1313
01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:18,600
It's Tau worlds. They're Imperial worlds, but nice.

1314
01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:21,600
That's pretty much it, if we're being honest.

1315
01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:27,600
They have the Tau a lot better at terraforming, so usually the climates won't be too intense.

1316
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:33,600
One that comes to mind is Arkunasha, where the desert planet that Farsight fought the Orcs on,

1317
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:37,600
and the people lived in these nice domed habitats.

1318
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:40,600
In general, if you're living on a Tau planet, it's gonna be pretty nice.

1319
01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:47,600
You rarely hear about a not nice and unenjoyable Tau planet.

1320
01:36:47,600 --> 01:36:53,600
Do you remember the Farsight Enclave ones?

1321
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:58,600
Arthas Moloch is a classic artifact one.

1322
01:36:58,600 --> 01:37:06,600
I know a couple things. They've got one that's just a perfectly polished glass sphere.

1323
01:37:06,600 --> 01:37:11,600
The Vespid live in a gas planet, so that's cool.

1324
01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:14,600
They live in little crystallized homes.

1325
01:37:14,600 --> 01:37:18,600
There's also a water-cast planet, which is very high gravity.

1326
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:21,600
They're like, oh, this is very good. Weeeee!

1327
01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:29,600
If you're playing an endless space campaign, any of those planets are gonna be like Tau.

1328
01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:34,600
As long as you have the research and tech to colonize it,

1329
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:39,600
and you have means to negate the unhappiness of people living there to make it a better place,

1330
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:41,600
the Tau probably have it.

1331
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:44,600
Really not overly fancy.

1332
01:37:44,600 --> 01:37:50,600
High tech, high luxury, nice planets. Tau itself is a desert planet.

1333
01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:54,600
Do the cast live in different areas from each other?

1334
01:37:54,600 --> 01:37:59,600
Not really. There are planets that have more earth-cast or more water-cast.

1335
01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:04,600
Borkan, I think, has more earth-cast on it. It has a lot of mining places.

1336
01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:08,600
Dior La has a lot of fire warriors on it.

1337
01:38:08,600 --> 01:38:11,600
It's like the word for hot-blooded.

1338
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:17,600
I think there's also, if I remember correctly, each set that's conquered has a distinct thing.

1339
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:24,600
They'll be like, oh, we cultivated this area because of the fire cast,

1340
01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:27,600
therefore we like this type of living.

1341
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:31,600
This one's known for its engineering because the earth-cast terraformed the planet.

1342
01:38:31,600 --> 01:38:38,600
Then there's Boomer Heaven, where all the veterans who don't die in war, they have a sept planet where it's luxury.

1343
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:41,600
Enjoy yourself. There's no war.

1344
01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:44,600
What? In my Warhammer, I'm not...

1345
01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:47,600
Send the Imperium. Blow it up. Blow it up now. They can't have this.

1346
01:38:47,600 --> 01:38:52,600
Dalith is the one that the Ultramarines tried to blow up and didn't.

1347
01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:54,600
Tried is the key word.

1348
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:57,600
They've rebuilt pretty nicely, I must say.

1349
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:02,600
The crew come from Peck. That's a thing. It's a pretty regular place.

1350
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:04,600
They killed a lot of orcs on there.

1351
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:08,600
The Tau overall enjoy hot climates like desert planets.

1352
01:39:08,600 --> 01:39:10,600
That's pretty much where they come from.

1353
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:16,600
The hot climate, dry, arid places are best suited for the Tau population.

1354
01:39:16,600 --> 01:39:19,600
Very nice. Do we have any more donations?

1355
01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:21,600
Or should we go to the next one?

1356
01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:25,600
Here he is. Here he is.

1357
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:27,600
Colin, could you please do the honors?

1358
01:39:27,600 --> 01:39:30,600
I would be honored.

1359
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:32,600
Jack N, thank you for the 20.

1360
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:38,600
Haven't read any Warhammer the last week, but I've been getting very high in listening to Jordan Peterson's lecture on the Bible.

1361
01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:42,600
And it's hilarious how often it sounds like he's talking about the warp and its gods.

1362
01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:44,600
And I'm gay.

1363
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:46,600
Thank you, Jack N, for the 20.

1364
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:48,600
What do you mean, Corn?

1365
01:39:48,600 --> 01:39:51,600
What do you mean by chaos? What do you mean by the warp?

1366
01:39:51,600 --> 01:39:52,600
The lobster.

1367
01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:57,600
He obfuscates, because Corn really doesn't really believe in violence.

1368
01:39:57,600 --> 01:40:01,600
Are you Jordan Peterson or Morty?

1369
01:40:01,600 --> 01:40:03,600
He does sound similar.

1370
01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:05,600
I'm not a chief, Jordan.

1371
01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:06,600
Oh, gosh.

1372
01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:08,600
Jordan.

1373
01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:09,600
This is a good one.

1374
01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:11,600
PFP is wonderful.

1375
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:13,600
Jordan, I'm going to go to the aeteris.

1376
01:40:13,600 --> 01:40:15,600
You've got to push the button, Jordan.

1377
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:18,600
I've got to give you a whole sordid speech. It's all part of the plan, Morty.

1378
01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:19,600
Geez, Rick.

1379
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:22,600
Anyway, dank matter.

1380
01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:26,600
Thanks for dramatically improving my dreadfully dull afternoon, gents.

1381
01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:28,600
So how's the community Discord server coming along?

1382
01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:32,600
I'm in a bit of a hurry. We'll get to it. It's fine.

1383
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:35,600
It'll show up when it shows up.

1384
01:40:35,600 --> 01:40:40,600
The giant apocalypse for £2 says, do you really like Gav Thorpe's Harlequin audio dramas?

1385
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:43,600
Haven't had listened to that yet. There's so much warhammer I'm always buying.

1386
01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:45,600
He doesn't ruin everything he touches.

1387
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:48,600
He seems a terrible good kid.

1388
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:53,600
Thiago Silva, for the 10 RS.

1389
01:40:53,600 --> 01:40:56,600
Just, is that South African dollar? I can't remember.

1390
01:40:56,600 --> 01:41:01,600
It just got my salary so I could donate and ask more custodian content, please.

1391
01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:02,600
Oh, fair enough.

1392
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:06,600
The golden boys and girls need some attention too. Getting tired of seeing videos.

1393
01:41:06,600 --> 01:41:10,600
They're great because they're custodies.

1394
01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:13,600
Glad to be how our Andy's department.

1395
01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:19,600
Yeah, to be fair, I've got a Sisters of Silence video out this weekend, so maybe we could do like Talons of the Emperor kind of combined.

1396
01:41:19,600 --> 01:41:22,600
Watch them, the Throne series.

1397
01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:27,600
Like, I'll watch The Throne. I love that book series. So yeah, I love me custodies in that one.

1398
01:41:27,600 --> 01:41:30,600
Could use that.

1399
01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:33,600
What's the next? Is there another one? Or is there a second go?

1400
01:41:33,600 --> 01:41:35,600
I've got one more.

1401
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:39,600
I've got, I have one last one here for you guys.

1402
01:41:39,600 --> 01:41:43,600
Is it a fun one though? Because this one is Demon Worlds.

1403
01:41:43,600 --> 01:41:48,600
I really like it when I was excited about this because there's some stupid examples.

1404
01:41:48,600 --> 01:41:58,600
Demon Worlds are considered essentially entire planets that are either near warp storms, such as the Eye of Terror or like the Maelstrom or the Cyclics Manadictum.

1405
01:41:58,600 --> 01:42:12,600
And they are essentially fully like chaos corruption has been rampant upon their surface and it's penetrated deep into it to the point in which it's essentially similar to what Collins said about Crone World.

1406
01:42:12,600 --> 01:42:17,600
They are kind of ruined, but there's still a semblance of like this is still a planet.

1407
01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:21,600
It just looks like it's not warp. It's not like made of magic.

1408
01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:24,600
It's a melding of the two.

1409
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:29,600
Many demons or chaos warbands or renegades often claim to these regions.

1410
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:34,600
So some things are kind of like you're half in the Eye of Terror, half not really.

1411
01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:38,600
But essentially, it is often home to many of these things.

1412
01:42:38,600 --> 01:42:48,600
Lots of word barrier, I think warbands and even their homeworld currently now, like Sicaria, I think it's called something, is a demon planet.

1413
01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:50,600
It's like a corrupted world.

1414
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:54,600
I found some fun examples of this one I thought the boys might enjoy.

1415
01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:59,600
There are examples of planets which are like flat or as flat as dinner plates.

1416
01:42:59,600 --> 01:43:02,600
So it's the size of a planet, but it's literally flat.

1417
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:04,600
It's huge, it's real.

1418
01:43:04,600 --> 01:43:06,600
So huge, so real.

1419
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:10,600
Because obviously they thought, you know, give me planet the long way.

1420
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:13,600
The asteroids go to hell.

1421
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:18,600
The asteroids can't comprehend the flat, the flat enjoyer.

1422
01:43:18,600 --> 01:43:20,600
They're like a heathen ones.

1423
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:29,600
There are worlds, in quotes, surrounded by circling fireballs, which sounds like sun, just providing light and warmth, but they're just fireballs, they're not suns.

1424
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:31,600
We call that a star.

1425
01:43:31,600 --> 01:43:34,600
Like there's multiple of them, they just rotate around.

1426
01:43:34,600 --> 01:43:37,600
Yeah, we call that multiple stars.

1427
01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:42,600
No, I mean like it's not one.

1428
01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:49,600
May I share a really crazy one I heard recently?

1429
01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:51,600
Well, it's the Corpus Brevran.

1430
01:43:51,600 --> 01:43:53,600
There is Lanesh Warband.

1431
01:43:53,600 --> 01:44:01,600
So they were created from a planet that resembles a naked man in a fetal position, and they landed on the planet and they're like, this is weird.

1432
01:44:01,600 --> 01:44:10,600
And then all of a sudden demons started like spewing out of its pores of its skin until like, kind of like the Flash Gitz animation,

1433
01:44:10,600 --> 01:44:17,600
until eventually like the face of the naked man looked down on them, on his body, and then just like gobbled them up.

1434
01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:20,600
And then he like eventually spat them out again.

1435
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:23,600
And now they're the Corpus Brevran.

1436
01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:25,600
Like, what? Who wrote this?

1437
01:44:25,600 --> 01:44:27,600
Why is this a thing?

1438
01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:29,600
It turns out it didn't resemble a big naked man.

1439
01:44:29,600 --> 01:44:31,600
It just was a big naked man.

1440
01:44:31,600 --> 01:44:34,600
It was a big naked man floating in space.

1441
01:44:34,600 --> 01:44:36,600
What's going on?

1442
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:40,600
What the fuck are you doing here?

1443
01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:45,600
It does get weird, but it can also range from like, it kind of like is, I hate to say it because people are going to hate me for saying it,

1444
01:44:45,600 --> 01:44:50,600
but like it could be like an insomniac thing of like something's just a little bit wrong, like a little bit wrong with the planet.

1445
01:44:50,600 --> 01:44:52,600
And someone couldn't tell.

1446
01:44:52,600 --> 01:45:03,600
All the way to my next favorite example, which is there are planets that are tiered worlds like gigantic wedding cakes, I quote.

1447
01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:08,600
Rising step by step on supporting pillars, wedding cake planet.

1448
01:45:08,600 --> 01:45:14,600
There's one that supposedly it claims the one that Pertorab, the demon primate Pertorab lives on.

1449
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:22,600
It's just one with like has a black sun and it just essentially smoke just pulls from it the entire time.

1450
01:45:22,600 --> 01:45:24,600
And it is just he's on.

1451
01:45:24,600 --> 01:45:34,600
It's like in a in quote tangled black city is one of which actually have boiling oceans of blood spheres of fire that flow into the sky.

1452
01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:39,600
And there's ones where like it literally it feels like the world's upside down.

1453
01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:41,600
I mean, the Zinjin ones are a bit weird.

1454
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:44,600
There's like a tongue one bizarre.

1455
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:49,600
And then again, we have the enormous floating, the enormous bloating man that we were talking about here.

1456
01:45:49,600 --> 01:45:58,600
The naked guy, all those ones which are like on the tamer side, they're kind of like a dark mirror to what are the cardinal slash shrine worlds.

1457
01:45:58,600 --> 01:46:00,600
But they're just chaos one.

1458
01:46:00,600 --> 01:46:03,600
So like they look relatively normal ish.

1459
01:46:03,600 --> 01:46:12,600
But then they're like, oh, so everyone around here just like whips out and starts worshiping like it just gets like it's horrible.

1460
01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:14,600
And it's like it is literally hell.

1461
01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:17,600
There is always something to do on them, though.

1462
01:46:17,600 --> 01:46:21,600
Remember, you know, each of the chaos gods have one as for their planets.

1463
01:46:21,600 --> 01:46:24,600
No corn you can stab zinj.

1464
01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:25,600
You can scheme Nergal.

1465
01:46:25,600 --> 01:46:26,600
You can ship.

1466
01:46:26,600 --> 01:46:32,600
So Nash comes in with the final as sexual assault.

1467
01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:35,600
That's basically that's my last one.

1468
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:37,600
Andy, you got one more.

1469
01:46:37,600 --> 01:46:40,600
I've got one more and it's sports worlds of the mechanicus.

1470
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:53,600
So the mains of the mechanicus, everything of worth is made on these worlds, everything you need for the imperial war machine, whether it's a tonk or it's a Titan or a gun or a knife.

1471
01:46:53,600 --> 01:46:54,600
It's made here.

1472
01:46:54,600 --> 01:46:56,600
They're super densely populated.

1473
01:46:56,600 --> 01:46:57,600
Yeah.

1474
01:46:57,600 --> 01:47:01,600
And the thing is they're densely populated, kind of like a hive world.

1475
01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:04,600
But no one is not working.

1476
01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:06,600
If you're not sleeping, you're working.

1477
01:47:06,600 --> 01:47:12,600
And it's probably worse conditions than a hive world and only a bit less overpopulated.

1478
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:13,600
But don't worry.

1479
01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:14,600
That's why we have lobotomies.

1480
01:47:14,600 --> 01:47:27,600
So everything from weapons to ammunition to armored vehicles are spewing from these manufactory, which coat the planets in dense smog, which kill all life on the planet without fail, because that's pointless.

1481
01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:28,600
We don't need that.

1482
01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:31,600
That's just taking up room where we could make factories.

1483
01:47:31,600 --> 01:47:39,600
You're born to live and die constructing a single component for every, every believable and idealized machine.

1484
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:44,600
Imagine more like you could make like spoke of a tank.

1485
01:47:44,600 --> 01:47:54,600
And that's all your family line ever does day in, day out, every day until they drag you and your cold dead hands from your labor bench from it and then go right.

1486
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:56,600
Your child, your son, daughter, plonk.

1487
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:58,600
Now you're in charge of this bench.

1488
01:47:58,600 --> 01:48:00,600
Enjoy the rest of your life.

1489
01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:02,600
Welcome to the forge worlds.

1490
01:48:02,600 --> 01:48:06,600
They tend to spoil military industrial complex.

1491
01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:07,600
Yeah.

1492
01:48:07,600 --> 01:48:10,600
They support the Ashtar room.

1493
01:48:10,600 --> 01:48:17,600
Adeptus Astarte studies not only with weapons, but also repairing their void craft and giving them supplies.

1494
01:48:17,600 --> 01:48:24,600
They're independent from the Imperium technically because of the treaty of Mars.

1495
01:48:24,600 --> 01:48:25,600
So they can do whatever they like.

1496
01:48:25,600 --> 01:48:31,600
It's like, hey, Imperial man, we can lobotomize as many people as we want and you can't stop us.

1497
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:32,600
It's fun.

1498
01:48:32,600 --> 01:48:35,600
They also have production grades per planet.

1499
01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:42,600
So the best is grade one known as Maximus, whilst the worst is known as rank four Tertius.

1500
01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:53,600
And these scales basically tell you what's the pedigree of their supply and how good quality, you know, like the the the Imperial authority comes in, just kind of goes.

1501
01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:56,600
Oh, that's Tertius. That's not very good.

1502
01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:59,600
They also, that's poop.

1503
01:48:59,600 --> 01:49:09,600
That's also where they, they also have a lot of Asghar religious from the populace because if they already have their minds wiped away, might as well give them a gun.

1504
01:49:09,600 --> 01:49:10,600
They'll do what you say.

1505
01:49:10,600 --> 01:49:13,600
So that's also a good thing where they get their armies from forge worlds.

1506
01:49:13,600 --> 01:49:18,600
And the more overpopulated it is, the bigger the army, which is a bonus.

1507
01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:25,600
They also have forged temples and forged cities which are ruled by Magos and Arch Magos forge masters.

1508
01:49:25,600 --> 01:49:28,600
And yeah, the the entire ecosystem is dead.

1509
01:49:28,600 --> 01:49:31,600
Just make more guns so we can shoot more stuff.

1510
01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:36,600
And every forge world has a particular pattern they're known for.

1511
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:43,600
And because they're so reliable with just like making the stuff day in day out.

1512
01:49:43,600 --> 01:49:49,600
You can reliably know by the pattern of equipment like, oh, that's a Terran pattern bolter. That's what the Astarte use.

1513
01:49:49,600 --> 01:49:52,600
Oh, that's a Veratene version of the same gun.

1514
01:49:52,600 --> 01:50:01,600
But it's for the Sisters of Silence. And even though it's a smaller scale than the traditional bolter, it packs just as much punch because it's this Veratene model, and it's got its own reputation.

1515
01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:09,600
And therefore, each forge world is known for specific types of weapons and armaments and human rights don't exist.

1516
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:16,600
I think death worlds, I think a lot of the time a death world would be more enjoyable to live on than a forge world in my mind.

1517
01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:18,600
For about five minutes.

1518
01:50:18,600 --> 01:50:23,600
If you don't live, then you get to go to Emperor Heaven and you know, still better than the forge world.

1519
01:50:23,600 --> 01:50:25,600
Enjoyable, a little heavy lifting.

1520
01:50:25,600 --> 01:50:31,600
Look, at least I'll die in the death world, but I'll die me, not okay lobotomite.

1521
01:50:31,600 --> 01:50:39,600
Yeah, are you telling me I can't immediately rock up to this and then understand the weakness of my flesh?

1522
01:50:39,600 --> 01:50:46,600
You could, but odds are you're not being a tech priest, you're being factory servitor number six trillion.

1523
01:50:46,600 --> 01:50:54,600
Can you imagine, like, my life's work finally made this growing nut to like a useless item.

1524
01:50:54,600 --> 01:51:01,600
This is, I don't know if this is true or not, but I reckon you don't even have a name, you just have like a number designation.

1525
01:51:01,600 --> 01:51:03,600
It's like 7-4-2-6-1-C.

1526
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:05,600
Why would you need a name?

1527
01:51:05,600 --> 01:51:07,600
You're not worth anything.

1528
01:51:07,600 --> 01:51:11,600
It's usually overseers with like electro whips and stuff too.

1529
01:51:11,600 --> 01:51:13,600
And you sleep under your workstation.

1530
01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:16,600
Yeah, it's real nice. It's real nice.

1531
01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:17,600
Lovely.

1532
01:51:17,600 --> 01:51:19,600
No time off, no holidays.

1533
01:51:19,600 --> 01:51:21,600
Perum are the best.

1534
01:51:21,600 --> 01:51:25,600
Colin, I literally was about to say Colleen.

1535
01:51:25,600 --> 01:51:27,600
I thought I was legitimate.

1536
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:31,600
Colin, what's the last one?

1537
01:51:31,600 --> 01:51:38,600
The last one is Exodite Worlds, but that's kind of just a maiden world that has exodites on it.

1538
01:51:38,600 --> 01:51:45,600
I guess the world spirit there tends to be stronger because, you know, when an exodite dies, it joins it.

1539
01:51:45,600 --> 01:51:52,600
And exodites tend to live in clans and they get into like little blood feuds, but it's more like a rivalry thing than actual hatred.

1540
01:51:52,600 --> 01:51:54,600
Because, you know, they don't want to kill each other.

1541
01:51:54,600 --> 01:51:58,600
It's like, I drew first blood, so now I get to hunt here.

1542
01:51:58,600 --> 01:52:00,600
You fuck off.

1543
01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:04,600
Really, an exodite world is a maiden world that has exodites on it.

1544
01:52:04,600 --> 01:52:06,600
That's kind of the only difference.

1545
01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:08,600
It's in the title.

1546
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:12,600
Well, scrape in the barrel towards the end, boys.

1547
01:52:12,600 --> 01:52:14,600
Eli, do you have any more?

1548
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:18,600
Sure. I like the planet Naver.

1549
01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:23,600
I don't know what it's actually classified as, but it's a nice ecclesiarchal type world.

1550
01:52:23,600 --> 01:52:25,600
The Ecclesiarchy doesn't technically rule this.

1551
01:52:25,600 --> 01:52:31,600
There's still a planetary governor and there is a separation of church and state in some old imperial decree.

1552
01:52:31,600 --> 01:52:38,600
I don't know if that's changed, but at least at the time of this book when it was writing, the Ecclesiarchy basically takes over the church.

1553
01:52:38,600 --> 01:52:41,600
And the Sister of Battle is even like, that's not supposed to happen.

1554
01:52:41,600 --> 01:52:43,600
That's not allowed.

1555
01:52:43,600 --> 01:52:46,600
The Ecclesiarchy takes over the government, sorry is what I meant to say.

1556
01:52:46,600 --> 01:52:48,600
But anyways, it's a very nice place.

1557
01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:54,600
Very religious, like St. Celestine has visited it, and there's been miracles to it, so it's a site of pilgrimage.

1558
01:52:54,600 --> 01:53:01,600
The middle class, upper class, the likes are all quite well off, even like your lower class slums are.

1559
01:53:01,600 --> 01:53:05,600
Like, it's probably not actually much different than the real world that we live in.

1560
01:53:05,600 --> 01:53:08,600
In fact, it's probably a bit nicer.

1561
01:53:08,600 --> 01:53:14,600
And the reason that is so nice is because they send all the bad stuff somewhere else.

1562
01:53:14,600 --> 01:53:24,600
On the moons of Neva, they send all their prisoners and poors to go work in the mines.

1563
01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:26,600
We're taking the dogs to the farm, guys.

1564
01:53:26,600 --> 01:53:29,600
We send the poors somewhere else, you see.

1565
01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:32,600
Yeah, like becoming Tom Segura all of a sudden.

1566
01:53:32,600 --> 01:53:41,600
There's a lot of nobility and there's lots of city-states, and there's like weird shadow government with the Ecclesiarchy.

1567
01:53:41,600 --> 01:53:44,600
There's a lot of assassinations that go on.

1568
01:53:44,600 --> 01:53:48,600
It was in a big civil war, and then St. Celestine and some miracles basically ended it.

1569
01:53:48,600 --> 01:53:55,600
And the head guy, this is spoilers for Faith and Fire, by the way, so if you want to read that book, close your ears.

1570
01:53:55,600 --> 01:54:06,600
Victor Lahane, actually, who's the head Ecclesiarch, was basically stealing Psykers, the fire kind, pyrokines.

1571
01:54:06,600 --> 01:54:10,600
He was stealing pyrokines in this gnoll keep place and experimenting on them.

1572
01:54:10,600 --> 01:54:17,600
So yeah, there's an underground library, this gigantic library complex that shuffles through and moves.

1573
01:54:17,600 --> 01:54:20,600
It's pretty cool. It's a cool planet, and I like it.

1574
01:54:20,600 --> 01:54:34,600
They have very weird traditions, like there's this thing where they take prisoners and volunteers for this play from when St. Celestine defeated some Eldar.

1575
01:54:34,600 --> 01:54:41,600
But they use live ammunition and actual weapons, and they actually kill people in the performance.

1576
01:54:41,600 --> 01:54:45,600
It's very many, many odd things. Many odd things.

1577
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:50,600
Sounds a bit too much to me. God forbid someone have fun.

1578
01:54:50,600 --> 01:55:03,600
To be fair, a side note to do with the Shrine World, just a fun thing is the Ecclesiarchy worlds are so rich because everyone wants to spend their money to check out these pilgrimage sites.

1579
01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:10,600
It reminds me of in Seifer's book, there are so many pilgrims that go to Holy Tarek, so they're like, I want to see the Throneworld before I die.

1580
01:55:10,600 --> 01:55:15,600
And they spend their entire life savings to get there, and they're like, they don't know any better. It's dreadful.

1581
01:55:15,600 --> 01:55:19,600
There's dead people everywhere. It's polluted as hell.

1582
01:55:19,600 --> 01:55:29,600
But they're just like, I spent all my money to get a little momentum with the Imperial Palace while I'm here before I keel over and die in the base of the tower.

1583
01:55:29,600 --> 01:55:35,600
It's a Paris moment. Paris syndrome, but up to 11.

1584
01:55:35,600 --> 01:55:44,600
We send the poor somewhere we can't smell them.

1585
01:55:44,600 --> 01:55:50,600
I only thought of a random last one, which was there's worlds that are like, it's administratum worlds.

1586
01:55:50,600 --> 01:55:59,600
And it's entirely like, it's just accounting the entire planet. And again, you can't leave your station.

1587
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:09,600
There's even that Tives episode where it's like these Kassarakan guardsmen are like, we've got to get this ammunition off world because the administratum needs it.

1588
01:56:09,600 --> 01:56:14,600
And they have to leave the defenders to die without ammunition. And they get to the planet.

1589
01:56:14,600 --> 01:56:20,600
And it's just crates upon crates upon crates upon crates of the entire environment is made of supplies.

1590
01:56:20,600 --> 01:56:26,600
And then this woman with a checkboard assistant comes down and goes, yeah, just put on the pile.

1591
01:56:26,600 --> 01:56:29,600
Hang on. We all these people died for this ammunition.

1592
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:35,600
Yeah, just put it on like the millions of other cargo crates. It'll come in handy another time. But for now, we don't care.

1593
01:56:35,600 --> 01:56:38,600
Imperium.

1594
01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:41,600
Do what we got to do.

1595
01:56:41,600 --> 01:56:48,600
With that, though, that was kind of like, it's not see it's less a wide range of different planets there from across the galaxy.

1596
01:56:48,600 --> 01:56:51,600
I don't think we missed any important ones.

1597
01:56:51,600 --> 01:56:58,600
Everyone does. I mean, we do we say cemetery worlds. Is that the same thing as shrine worlds? I feel like they're two different things.

1598
01:56:58,600 --> 01:57:02,600
It was kind of the same shrine walls for dead people. Yeah.

1599
01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:09,600
So it's cemetery worlds. Just the dead people part. There's like fancy mausoleums that people pay a lot of money to be put in.

1600
01:57:09,600 --> 01:57:12,600
For an entire world. There's a cemetery. That's about it.

1601
01:57:12,600 --> 01:57:16,600
What's the point of spending money on this? You can't even play with it. You gone.

1602
01:57:16,600 --> 01:57:21,600
Damn. I would have any more donations. Yeah.

1603
01:57:21,600 --> 01:57:27,600
Yeah. Much. Alberta mentioned maple maple scaffolder for the five dollars.

1604
01:57:27,600 --> 01:57:29,600
Thank you. Hey, fellas.

1605
01:57:29,600 --> 01:57:32,600
Who would who would make a better duo?

1606
01:57:32,600 --> 01:57:38,600
Godtrick and Dante, who both want to die or Cuyfus Kane and Calgar, who are mood kindred love from Alberta.

1607
01:57:38,600 --> 01:57:43,600
Thank you very much. My brother and best province for real.

1608
01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:47,600
Damn. I wouldn't be a better duo.

1609
01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:54,600
Godtrick and Dante. I mean, like, the thing is, they express it in very different ways.

1610
01:57:54,600 --> 01:57:58,600
I think Dante is pretty healthier in that relationship.

1611
01:57:58,600 --> 01:58:04,600
I think you've got tracks in his life. And they and they both have axes to be fast. They could swap them over for a giggle.

1612
01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:11,600
Calgar is the goat. Monius Calgar is the true goat of Warhammer 40k right behind Caldo Drago.

1613
01:58:11,600 --> 01:58:15,600
Explode.

1614
01:58:15,600 --> 01:58:19,600
Hey, Andy, I missed the mask man. Anyways, I hope everyone enjoying their day.

1615
01:58:19,600 --> 01:58:28,600
Thank you very much. Thank you, brother. Everyone. Why does he miss the mask? Is that nice or not?

1616
01:58:28,600 --> 01:58:31,600
Who would I get a table with two bucks?

1617
01:58:31,600 --> 01:58:36,600
Thank you. Don't have two bucks. Who would last on Craftwell Beel Town the longest?

1618
01:58:36,600 --> 01:58:43,600
What do you mean by that? What do you mean by last?

1619
01:58:43,600 --> 01:58:49,600
I guess you were telling me.

1620
01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:53,600
Last. Thank you. Thank you.

1621
01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:56,600
Don't just one call. Sure.

1622
01:58:56,600 --> 01:59:03,600
Nick, Nick, 3587. Unfortunately, the kin don't have worlds because that would mean GW acknowledges there.

1623
01:59:03,600 --> 01:59:09,600
We completely forgot about bloody leagues of OTA.

1624
01:59:09,600 --> 01:59:11,600
So did everyone else.

1625
01:59:11,600 --> 01:59:18,600
What were they called before the Demi like Demiurge? That's not the Demiurge. Demiurge is what God left behind.

1626
01:59:18,600 --> 01:59:25,600
They're like a subsection of the leagues. They're like they work with the town. Yeah. Yeah. They're like a small sector of them.

1627
01:59:25,600 --> 01:59:30,600
Yeah, I can't believe they're an army, bro. It's such a way.

1628
01:59:30,600 --> 01:59:33,600
All right. Are there do we know leagues of OTA and lore?

1629
01:59:33,600 --> 01:59:39,600
This is like playing League of Legends and you're playing with your friend who's not good at it.

1630
01:59:39,600 --> 01:59:45,600
Do we know about any of their plays? Surely, at least one of us knows something about the play.

1631
01:59:45,600 --> 01:59:49,600
They have mine worlds that have like their central computers.

1632
01:59:49,600 --> 01:59:55,600
Asteroids and stuff probably. I feel like I read that. Rock and Stone. There we go. It's in the chat.

1633
01:59:55,600 --> 02:00:00,600
They have one book. It's just it's just Wikilore. You can just read the Wikilore if you want to learn about Votans.

1634
02:00:00,600 --> 02:00:07,600
Unfortunately, it's just how it is. No one else will. There's one book that someone wants to learn about Votan.

1635
02:00:07,600 --> 02:00:10,600
If people like them. We need Arthur Bones back.

1636
02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:18,600
There are people who like Warhammer lore and then the mentally unwell because they like links.

1637
02:00:18,600 --> 02:00:26,600
Like Horace Heresy fan. Real. So we're so we imagine like in the Horace Heresy. Could you imagine?

1638
02:00:26,600 --> 02:00:32,600
Compared to hundreds. I can't imagine because they're Salamander's books.

1639
02:00:32,600 --> 02:00:38,600
It's a bad Salamander book is worth the equal amount in Votan hate.

1640
02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:45,600
Wow. I enjoy hating the Votan more than I enjoy anything else about Warhammer.

1641
02:00:45,600 --> 02:00:52,600
I was kidding. Man just wants to wrap his mouth around a Space Marines ball.

1642
02:00:52,600 --> 02:00:57,600
That's not true. I actually was about to get an Eldar on me because I thought that.

1643
02:00:57,600 --> 02:01:04,600
Never mind. That was amazing. I want to get Ogre spearhead as well, man.

1644
02:01:04,600 --> 02:01:09,600
I'm just going to say. I hope everyone enjoyed that episode. We particularly enjoyed.

1645
02:01:09,600 --> 02:01:12,600
Some of the planets are just goofy, man. Straight up.

1646
02:01:12,600 --> 02:01:15,600
Harmony is another cool planet.

1647
02:01:15,600 --> 02:01:21,600
Oh, man. It's been a while since I've read for the Fabulous Bible books, but it's like a planet that is slowly blowing up.

1648
02:01:21,600 --> 02:01:26,600
It's like in chunks, but it's very slowly blowing up. You can always hear music, something like that.

1649
02:01:26,600 --> 02:01:28,600
That's all I see.

1650
02:01:28,600 --> 02:01:35,600
Tristan. Oh, yeah. That was a maiden, a tomb world and a maiden world and a civilized world.

1651
02:01:35,600 --> 02:01:43,600
Karnak is an important exodite world that Anarkir, the Traveler, blew up and gave Trace in the world spirit.

1652
02:01:43,600 --> 02:01:45,600
There you go.

1653
02:01:45,600 --> 02:01:49,600
The question I had left in my brain sucks to be me.

1654
02:01:49,600 --> 02:01:53,600
We have a question of the week, though, for everyone listening.

1655
02:01:53,600 --> 02:01:55,600
There is that question.

1656
02:01:55,600 --> 02:01:57,600
We actually remember this. It's been a bit of a while.

1657
02:01:57,600 --> 02:02:05,600
The one from last week, though, was how would you handle Stirland?

1658
02:02:05,600 --> 02:02:09,600
Andy, I believe I did send the responses, but I have them pulled up as well.

1659
02:02:09,600 --> 02:02:14,600
Yeah, if you want to read them out, you can, because I know you were there one helming that episode. I wasn't there.

1660
02:02:14,600 --> 02:02:16,600
Of course.

1661
02:02:16,600 --> 02:02:31,600
Rarestpepe3815, hashtag Stirland. Just give the province over to the ogres in exchange for them joining the Empire. After all, the halflings can get their own land. Why not their superior cousins? So true.

1662
02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:36,600
Eat every Stirlander. Cook them in a stew, get rid of them, kill them.

1663
02:02:36,600 --> 02:02:40,600
Oh, you could make a Stirlander fry.

1664
02:02:40,600 --> 02:02:48,600
I hate Stirlanders.

1665
02:02:48,600 --> 02:02:52,600
The next one from Sweetness71775, hashtag Stirland.

1666
02:02:52,600 --> 02:03:00,600
Thanquil tries to obliterate Altdorf because he knows Gottrick and Felix are there and nothing short of a nuke will kill Dwarf. That's fair.

1667
02:03:00,600 --> 02:03:11,600
Because Thanquil is such a coward, he's going to magically teleport the nuke to the Emerald Palace, but he huffed too much warpstone and the nuke detonated in the heart of Stirland.

1668
02:03:11,600 --> 02:03:15,600
Dude, huge, huge. Please write for Black Library.

1669
02:03:15,600 --> 02:03:18,600
Justice for Stirland. Can't beat the Stirlander.

1670
02:03:18,600 --> 02:03:29,600
Thanquil falsely blames one of his underlings for giving him tainted warpstone, and Gottrick and Felix still have no idea who Thanquil is or the fact he's responsible Stirland is now a smoking crater.

1671
02:03:29,600 --> 02:03:33,600
Wow. So huge.

1672
02:03:33,600 --> 02:03:43,600
And then the last one from Slithe291, hashtag Stirland. Tell Settra someone there is planning on making a bigger pyramid than his. So true.

1673
02:03:43,600 --> 02:03:47,600
So true. Turn all of Stirland into skeleton warriors.

1674
02:03:47,600 --> 02:03:51,600
The Reiklander hates to see a Stirlander pooping on somebody else.

1675
02:03:51,600 --> 02:04:11,600
Virus bomb in the heart of Stirland. Send the fleet of Particular Justice and glass Stirland. Get rid of it. Kill all of them. I hate Stirlanders. They're subhuman. They're apes. They're animals. I despise them. I want them all dead. I want them hung from the street.

1676
02:04:11,600 --> 02:04:16,600
You had to go at me for my feral world spit. Come on.

1677
02:04:16,600 --> 02:04:21,600
No, but I'm just because these aren't humans. They're Stirlanders.

1678
02:04:21,600 --> 02:04:26,600
I have a question which is how many Stirlanders are worth one human being?

1679
02:04:26,600 --> 02:04:30,600
Inquantifiable.

1680
02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:35,600
Crazy. We do have another question of the week for our awesome boys here.

1681
02:04:35,600 --> 02:04:38,600
The question of the week is a nice and simple one.

1682
02:04:38,600 --> 02:04:41,600
What planet would you live on?

1683
02:04:41,600 --> 02:04:46,600
Hashtag homestead. Give us your reasons. And they can be ridiculous reasons.

1684
02:04:46,600 --> 02:05:01,600
And also, I mean, we can be creative with which planet. I mean, you could live on it for a bad reason or a really bad reason. So give us your things there. That's what planet would you live on? Hashtag homestead.

1685
02:05:01,600 --> 02:05:03,600
We'll do one more donation as well.

1686
02:05:03,600 --> 02:05:06,600
You from Tom.

1687
02:05:06,600 --> 02:05:20,600
$5.00. Dude, let me let me at him. Tom Warren with the five. Thank you. Sterling once had a massive ghoul problem because so many of his people turned to cannolism. It just sucks. It's just the works in every way.

1688
02:05:20,600 --> 02:05:24,600
Get rid of it.

1689
02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:31,600
It's a mercy killing in total war. Take it over as a vampire. It's brutal conquest. It's a fucking mercy.

1690
02:05:31,600 --> 02:05:40,600
They were asking for it. That's the problem. If they were asking for it, they'd all politely go die.

1691
02:05:40,600 --> 02:05:43,600
Colin, Colin destroyed the ocean.

1692
02:05:43,600 --> 02:05:47,600
Colin destroyed destroyed Sterling and that is self-defense.

1693
02:05:47,600 --> 02:05:50,600
500 giga cloud.

1694
02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:54,600
On that fuckhole problem.

1695
02:05:54,600 --> 02:06:05,600
Oh yeah. With that, they hope everyone enjoy the episode. If you guys are still listening and you're actually fall asleep to this law, don't wake up.

1696
02:06:05,600 --> 02:06:07,600
That was sinister. Wow.

1697
02:06:07,600 --> 02:06:10,600
I thought you meant like don't wake up in the other way. That was very sinister.

1698
02:06:10,600 --> 02:06:13,600
Mike, Mike, Mike did beat you to like and subscribe.

1699
02:06:13,600 --> 02:06:25,600
I have to do it. I guess the effort won't end. I don't say it. Thank you everyone watching. We have merch. We have a Spotify one stuff.

1700
02:06:25,600 --> 02:06:35,600
If you guys listen to it this far, like is obviously really helpful. Hope you guys all enjoyed it. Got some cool stuff. Next week is trench crew. So was it the week after I think we got next week.

1701
02:06:35,600 --> 02:06:40,600
I guess next week's probably and then the week after that will be theoretically.

1702
02:06:40,600 --> 02:06:48,600
We'll see. We thank you guys so much. We love you all. Thank you for all the donations has been amazing and we'll see you all very soon. Peace.

1703
02:06:48,600 --> 02:06:53,600
Love you Sterling number one.

1704
02:06:53,600 --> 02:07:16,600
I'm going to kill you.

1705
02:07:23,600 --> 02:07:28,600
Yeah.