Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's Lore crimes. Hello.
Evening brothers evening. We should address immediately though. If you're wondering what's going on for today's episode, particularly audio listeners, make sure we'll try to describe it as we go.
But recently there was the Las Vegas open. In fact, I believe that's where Colin is right now. Right now.
Scoops is, as he says knocking on people's rooms, because he wants to meet people there.
I just like the, you know, family guys just like how's it going on. And it's just like, how's it going Colin, everyone's children. Thanks.
There and some other folks. So yeah, hopefully he's having a good time.
Because we, a few of us before we get into the episode, I would say, this is the last God being touched by and for children already. This is the last place gets open we're doing a little quick reaction to what they quit, we're going to have a long reaction to all the new models and all that stuff revealed.
We have some extra law knowledge that we're going to add on top of it. Some of us here are particularly super hype about some of the things that are going to come up in the video there will be a proper episode as well just like another law one for you guys but we just want to do something extra.
And obviously, we're calling basically being in Las Vegas is kind of where we're all together. In some points they I did catch your in spirit. Thank you all in the chat earlier saying, Mr. How does that knows no longer read the comments section because of us.
I mean you kind of right when someone is like, locally on your, on your case every week my dude. Appreciate it though appreciate it. And I think anything else I obviously for the audience listeners we're going to try and describe what's going on.
There's a couple different things, a signal will have the old world and 40k horrors heresy all that good stuff, particularly were again excited for a thing we know coming up, it's in the thumbnail you kind of can guess, but we're going to kind of go straight into it.
We will be chatting alongside the reveals as well because they have lots of filler, as we know, lots of filler nonsense that's going to play the audio ha ha ha ha right because you will hear us.
Maybe in the edit output like some background music just to make it like roots like do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, in the space and something to help.
Oh, there you go. That's it. I'll put that in just for you. I've read I've read Goon in the chat at least 10 times since I'm
I think, well, thank was in my discord now, fricking talking about gooning and jiquiro's
and oh my gosh.
The year of the brain rot this year is the year of the gooning.
There's a particular shout out because our resident man, Mr. DJ, he did say in the chat
that he had a date I think tomorrow.
So always, always, you know, put in the chat, you know, good luck for this a DJ B. I believe
he's exact comment, I can't find it, but it was he's not going to shot himself like Colin
does.
So I think it was something like that into the exercise ball and house back for what
do you mean?
We talked about saying good luck to you and you're putting this kind of stuff in our fricking
chat.
Unbelievable.
Also, I'm just going to put it out.
DJ Beast also said earlier, Andy about to call me a slur.
I'm Indian.
What are you on about?
Hello, you're my best man.
You make the memes and it's good.
All right, we'll play the video.
We'll keep chatting.
But I'm particularly this is anyone has any questions for us as well.
They want to shoot it to us.
We are literally we get we are full chat mode today.
If there's any law things or if there's any stupid comments, we're ready to receive them.
I think Andy will just will hit it and then we'll just keep it going.
Hit it.
But with consent or hammer or hammer, I would say, do we remember like the last the the
last preview show that I think I wasn't awake for, it was like three in the morning or something
and you guys all stayed up for it.
And it was by far the worst.
I think my favorite part, like there was nothing new revealed.
It was essentially a review of what has previously been revealed.
Oh my gosh, that was crushing.
That was so crushing.
I remember that now.
I forgot about it.
Now I remember it.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
What about it, too?
What was it even about?
What event was it?
I think it was one of the reveals in which they had all of this, the first reveal coming
up, though.
So again, just for the audio listeners, I do think this is either under worlds of Age
of Sigma, Age of Sigma, Age of Sigma.
Don't worry.
It's fine.
I just I saw a picture of a cool age of sigma thing.
Oh, it's death.
We're so bad.
I'm going to lose all my money.
I love vampire count.
I love vampire counts.
Living.
I love Twilight.
Describe what we're currently seeing.
We are seeing undead skeleton boys in rocking grimdark medieval armor.
Barrow knights.
It's very, again, I don't even know how best to describe this, though.
This is like, as a bit of a Lord of the Rings, like color palette aesthetics.
Oh, a white king, if you want members from the old world.
White kings are undead, essentially skeletons.
I saw my great lord box it.
That is nice stuff.
That's nice stuff.
I love this.
I love I've always loved graveyard and black knights and stuff for vampire.
Is there a possible I think they'll keep talking about there might be a still shot.
We'll get a good example and we describe it to the boys here, though.
I think because particularly with ages, Sigma as well, or even looking at the current shots
now they have the rust effect is we pause there and it pause on the
those nights of pretty large.
Oh, that's gorgeous.
I think that's a head though, because I look like to be a
You can see in the the the the the captions 20 barrel guard five barrel nights and then
the white king on horse.
It looks like they retained them.
And if you didn't hear it, I think how did it come?
Excuse me.
You went, oh, when I paused it, it was quite disturbing.
Thank you for saying that, I literally cannot read out loud.
It's crazy.
Do we want to read some donations while they talk about thing?
I would just describe it very quickly and just for the audio listeners, though, for
you boys, we will appreciate you there.
Essentially, they lean very heavily into the undead.
This is sold by grave laws from ages, Sigma, obviously undead skeletons, though, and the
color palettes like a really nice mix.
I think all the armors are kind of heavily patina, which is pretty, pretty damn sick.
The sculpts are that word.
But you know, it's like is particularly like a rusting.
But it's often described in like brasses and coppers.
So the light, you know, how it patina is to shades of like turquoise.
So if you would do miniature painting, they want to make it, you know, particularly if
it's a death guard, they want to have any bronze parts, they can just wash down a light
blue and shove it into areas like that.
The helmets are pretty reminiscent of the old world design of the white king.
If anyone has he plays Total Warhammer, it's pretty close to a lot of the skeleton.
I love the white kings too.
The color palette is different on this one, but the sculpts, I have to say the sculpts
are amazing.
A lot of two handed, like unique blade shapes as well.
The cavalry section looks pretty good on the skeleton horse.
Everything's armored up and I mean, there's one guy at top middle who literally has a
lance in an actual like kind of couch position, which is pretty damn cool.
So lovely.
I think we can probably continue on the top right.
He looks very horny because he's got a big horn.
He says how working class bro, what are you talking about?
That's pretty funny, bro.
We get through some donos.
We do have some donos.
Okay.
Play shirt music.
Thank you for the $5.
Thank you very much.
This one goes out to all those easy players who have been edged this whole time only to
be given beautiful subwoofer guns.
Yes, I'm very pleased.
I've been edged for 12 years.
Seth, thank you for the $4.99.
Much love for you all today.
When we're getting a tabletop sim stream, hopefully soon actually.
I've challenged Hal and Colin to fight me on the channel.
We played a little bit off screen just to get used to it.
So we're ready.
I think we're ready.
I want to destroy Colin on live TV.
That is my desire.
Arch Warlock, thank you for the $2 bribe to do something with Sotec.
What do you mean by this?
We could do Sotec someday.
Or the actual Sotec God from Warhammer the Old World.
Shark Bornmere, thank you for the $5.
Since Fulgrim has spent 10,000 years getting bukkake'd by Slyneash, is he crusty or sticky?
You're a vile.
You are a vile person.
But thank you for the donation.
He's probably both at the same time if we're being real.
Alright, knickknack3587, thank you very much for the $5.
I don't think I've seen you on here before.
Welcome to Warhammer.
If the Emperor's Children's Strongest Soldier Eli isn't just a little bit happy right now,
there is no pleasing him, lol.
Thanks for all of the fun, you guys.
You are very welcome.
I am pleased.
Believe it or not, I'm not unhappy about Warhammer all the time.
I'm very happy about the Emperor's Children and I'm very happy about the Eldar.
I recognize, real recognizes real, alright?
Real recognizes real.
If they're doing bad things, I'm gonna be mad about it.
If they're doing good things, I'm gonna be happy about it.
Alright, do you guys want to read the rest?
This is targeted towards us, isn't it?
Andy, do you want to take this on?
I'll take this if you don't want to.
Caleb Collins for $2 saying, you're European, you're more likely to hate them.
Probably the working class is what he's talking about.
Oh, the working class.
Oh, I see.
What do you mean, you people?
And H. Mialov for $2.
A bit late, but have a great year, guys.
Oh, thank you very much.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you for all the work.
It must be Bulgarian something.
We appreciate you, brother.
We see you in the chat a lot.
Bulgarian splits.
I mean, our sculpt is gorgeous, though.
They got a thing, a fin decoration on the front, which is quite different.
I mean, it could be like Iduneth looking creature part almost.
I feel bad for Hal's mom because his birthing, because birthing you must have been painful.
Why would you?
Hal's not a gigantic fellow.
We missed also, there's the ancient barrow, I just believe saw as well, which is quite,
I don't know if we can see that back again, I just like very small.
That's only a few seconds ago, I think.
But it was this sculpt of the, oh, there's a vampire coming up.
Maybe stay on the vampire, stay on the vampire.
I just tabbed out of this.
Oh my gosh.
God, that's a vampire.
I love the red armor.
Oh my gosh.
We are so back.
This is the Eli freaking year of Warhammer, dude.
Eldar, vampires, Emperor's Children.
I'm literally winning.
I'm winning so hard right now.
He's got a piss cup in front of him, but it's blood.
My country is a shit, Warhammer's doing well, so I'm happy.
I was just going to say, if Hal didn't do a come before, he definitely did now, and
Eli was right there with him.
I like how the tears on the skin of the dragon and they have a 3D, you can see underneath
and painting in the nooks and crannies.
They draped over the bone, the wings as well.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a shame because Blood Knights is still the most interesting thing I ever
found about old world stuff.
I love Blood Knights.
I always wanted them as a kid.
They were metal models, so it was like $100 for five of them, so I was never able to get
them.
Maybe someday though.
Damn.
I say that they really like, the people who do Age of Sigmar particularly, they cook so
much these guys.
It's a bit of a reason these days, isn't it?
They're like, hey, it's like the Warhammer 40k sculptors, and it's like, eh, and then
Age of Sigmar just flexed, making so many cool designs.
Why aren't they in the Warhammer 40k team?
Come on.
Hal drinks pee confirmed.
Nice.
Don't we all?
Look at that thing.
The dragon becomes separate as well though.
I like him.
I don't know what I could use that for in their 40k thing in which I could take a dragon
sculpt and prop it.
The 18 is big enough.
It feels like a Vortex beast.
That's probably too big of a base though, isn't it?
They're oval bases as well, so it wouldn't fit perfectly.
I think for, because I've been trying to design my own custom, I might debut on the channel
like show off for some point, my own custom chapter thing, because I want to play Grey
Knight but I didn't want to buy greater models, so I've been, I mean, apparently I don't even
have it.
It is not a meth bag, but I'm like, currently building together like different squads, I'm
building together like different strike squads and Brotherhood Terminators.
I have a billion tiny meth bags of Chinese Warhammer homunculus.
No, I can't.
I'm getting invited to play Dota 2 right now, just letting you guys know I'm missing on
Dota 2 time right now.
God, that's an hour and a half of his life.
I would never play, I can't get back.
Call and install Dota 2, it's only a matter of time before we get the floor crimes.
I played Dota 2 when I was 16.
That's been a while.
Andy, you will succumb to the Dota 2 stream.
I've never played Minecraft and I'll never play Dota.
Followed by the epic rat battles.
If we play Dota 2, DJ Beasts can be our fifth player.
We could actually have the DJ Beasts, floor crimes, Dota 2 stream.
That's crazy.
DJ Beasts has Dota, he plays freaking Pudge.
Is Pudge still mid at this point?
By mid you mean bad, yes.
But he is still playing mid.
Is Pudge still mid?
People play him just position 4 usually.
Sometimes position 5, so support.
But he sucks.
I plight upon all Pudge players for ruining their teams games.
He doesn't even need any items.
I don't know.
I just want to say friends don't let friends play Dota 2.
That's a nice, so currently on...
I like the little kingfella at the bottom with a big crown.
Yeah, he's nice.
I think he's already a model, right?
I would say Soulplot Grave Lords, it really does give off, I said it a bit earlier though,
I think the colours they choose almost gives a Lord of the Rings-esque vibe from it.
Thank you very much.
Shark, Boredomir, Leo Legends better than Dota 2, you're breaking my heart right now.
I thought you were goated, bro.
All my boys are playing League at the moment and I'm left out.
It feels sad.
Do not touch that game.
Do not touch it.
New book by David Anandando.
Is that an army book?
That doesn't seem like a novel.
That's a novel book.
Looks like a novel book because it's one off.
Oh, cool.
The thing is, I always see the Age of Sigmar novels on Audible on the left.
I'll never read them.
DJB says he's literally playing it right now.
Ages of Black Lives.
Huge good man.
Oh, she got a gun.
That's cool.
I have not read any Age of Sigmar books, but I know...
I thought she was dead at the moment.
I was lost.
This is a mirror?
Is it a mirror or a wiener?
I don't know.
I haven't read any of the novels.
Minka.
Minka-lesk, yes.
I like the guy who was missing half of his face.
If anyone's wondering, there was a preview, obviously for the audio listeners again, there's
a preview.
I wouldn't say the 40k one I know too much about.
She's a guard officer.
The dark elf who's in the Age of Sigmar range, as it is on screen now though.
She was kind of a companion for Gotrek for quite a while, quite a few of his novels.
If anyone's checked out any of Gotrek's Age of Sigmar work or novels, she shows up quite
a lot on it.
I think she's quite good in it.
I've enjoyed her character so much because she does not like him at all, but she's like,
oh my God, he's so amazing though.
She hates it.
But he's also incredibly annoyed by this stubborn dwarf, not Dwarden.
I'm happy to have a dark elf model, simple as.
I hope it is a sequel one.
Last time we left off, she was taken captive by Ideneth.
They had one of their weird, Colin talked about in the Ideneth Deacon episode where
they had their own kind of demi-god creatures and Gotrek slew one, but then she kind of
caught behind and she saved his life.
Interesting to see if they do that.
I like anything to do with Ideneth Deacon in Age of Sigmar is a massive pull because
clearly your Intimidth Wizboy loves anything underwater.
Calls to him.
Do we have any more donations I think Andy as well?
Yeah, I think we know.
Would you like to read these ones, Hal?
Caleb Collins for two bucks.
Why is Talvar better than Sla- no, Shanesh?
What was it?
Yeah, I love Tal.
I love Sla- Sh-
Sykes, ten quid.
Cheers, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you all for making this hobby extremely welcoming and allowing me to know more about
the lore.
When are you going to get a beginning to expert on the system?
I mean, Eli actually has been talking about this for a long time.
I'm going through their books.
When I am ready, it will happen.
Also, cool, promise on our screen right now.
When Eli does an episode though, Eli prepares a lot.
So if Eli says he's going to do something, it'll be done well.
Oh, this is the Niko.
The Minka sculpt is good though.
She looks neat.
The paint, I think her face painted a little bit weird, but it looks-
It is the whole squad though.
Oh, that's a nice commissar.
Interesting posing though, looks shy.
Like, woo woo.
I have my little power axe behind me.
Holding the axe behind him there.
Shy, feeling cute.
Might cut off a heretics face later.
DJ B is just inviting me to play Dota 2, that's crazy.
Old world, old world.
Elves, elves.
Okay, that was Eli coming there.
This could be huge.
If we get high elves, we'll get dark elves.
This is huge.
Holy frick.
Now, Colin probably saw this earlier today and that's why we probably haven't heard from
him for a while because he's in a coma.
He needs some rest after coming so much.
So huge.
So gigantic.
White lion chariots.
God, is it Lyrian Reavers?
High Elf Spiremen?
I can't say that word.
High Elf Spiremen.
God.
Man, I love those models.
I freaking, I love the old world models.
It's still the old sculpts though as well, they look good.
I'm happy that they're unchanged.
Even if they're gonna cost three times more than they did before, whatever.
I must say, I have no real concept of what they used to look like, but they seem to retain
that.
They kind of look retro even though they're brand new.
I mean, they're the same models as before.
I don't know if there's any new, well, there's probably some new sculpts, but generally most
of those are the same.
I think the chariot might be new.
The lion's chariot, but I feel like probably not.
I did hear the news.
Okay, sorry.
They're the same models.
They just cost what new models cost because it's like GW.
One billion IQ, exploit your customers strategy.
There was recent news about Gainsworth, which are buying another factory at Storage Place
because they want to, they essentially like, as you probably, many of you who are listening
or many of you who buy one models, a lot of the ranges are particularly out of stock or
it takes a long time to come back in stock, particularly Horus Heresy or Old World.
New jaws saying how these are old, those holy frick, those look really nice.
He's talking about the, I already forgot what it's called.
Let me look at me.
The Isle of Blood, Isle of Blood, whatever box set that came with like 500 points of
Skaven and 500 points of High Elves and it was like $100.
You're gonna get the half of that box, but it's gonna cost you $300 now.
Damn.
Oh, angry homunculus for two pounds.
Eli play Ryla's Crystal Scepter.
That's a Crystal Maiden from Dota 2.
I don't know.
This is a new Skulls.
It's the mini-
Oh, a new High Elves Skull.
The Trident.
Oh, we forgot the Trident.
Pretty good.
Kato Collins with two bucks.
LOL, 40k or Dota?
Which fan base is more obvious?
This is a hard question.
Dota surely.
Not 40k.
No, Dota will yell at you.
40k is alright and LOL is just immediately slurs.
I cannot.
Oh, that's a nice model.
I cannot describe the depths of terror.
I cannot describe the Dota 2 community in words.
Nine out of ten games, you will get the worst human beings on the planet on your team if
you are not playing with your friends.
I'm not exaggerating at all.
Everyone hates you.
Everyone wants to kill you in real life.
Nobody likes you in Dota 2.
Nobody wants to have fun.
It makes sense though.
But it makes sense because it's quite an old game.
So the only people who are still playing it are really invested players because they care
a lot about winning and playing competitively.
And they're playing at mid-rank.
They've been playing for all these years, but they've never gotten better because it's
one of those games that you have to invest homework time in to get better.
So they're even more mad because they lose all the time and they think it's other people's
fault and yeah, it's crazy.
I think that's the answer to your question.
I guess Dota 2 is probably...
I think 14k has changed a lot though because now there's so many more people into it.
Which means it actually makes it better though because there's more regular people who...
We have a 9 to 5 and you've also basically got...
You have friends as well.
You don't have time to be a douchebag because no one will play with you.
And there's different spheres like there's the painting side, the lore side, the game
side, the tabletops and video game.
There's so many different ways Dota 2 to say, I'm winning the game and it's competitive.
Yeah.
DJ Beast said his two cousins who played Dota 2 got divorced after they started playing.
So take that as you will.
All right, the two cousins together.
We want to read the one last donation and then get onto this two last donation side
and then get onto this nice model.
Shark of Boromir, 1074 for the 10 Canadian.
Thank you very much.
Where is Discord?
I must send you my cursed thoughts in a more direct manner.
Lore crimes Discord is coming.
I have a Discord.
It's called Grimdark Games.
I'll put the link in the chat.
But lore crimes, one is coming.
I just need our guide to make it basically.
It's a...
Cato Collins for two bucks.
When's the Elder Scrolls pub quiz beginning days?
God, I'll be...
It just ties in.
Yeah.
I know my Elder Scrolls lore almost as much as my Skyrim one, unfortunately, but I don't
think we can handle that episode.
But Colin will have to be there for it.
But back to...
It's the best game anyway, so...
Yeah, this guy.
It's pretty cool.
That is really nice.
That is awesome.
White Lion of Chase, is it?
Or...
Hand on the shoulder.
For the audio listeners though, the...
It's a variation of the traditional high elf scheme though, so this one obviously has highlights
of red.
I do believe it's from a different faction.
If you play Total Warhammer, they do come from their own faction.
This might be a particular...
There's a unique character who's also the head of the White Lion Guard in the Old World
slash the Old Thuan Donut that they live on in their scenes.
Although I don't think he's on chariot at times as well, though, but it's pretty clean.
It might be one of the...
This implies it's one of the newer sculpts they've added to it.
I mean, they've mostly just done HQ models, but...
I mean, it's wearing golden lion pelts though.
I mean, again, really clean.
Clearly, they've been upstate.
Really nice.
Oh my God, I just saw that.
Do I press play, Andy?
Bless your soul.
Thank you so much.
I'm going to keep the Karnix 99.99 European monies as like one trillion Canadian dollars.
Thank you very much.
You guys make it possible for Lord Crimes to exist.
Here's some money for the new models, guys.
I'll bless you.
I will be spending it.
As always, wishing you the best.
Here's hoping we get Chaos Dwarves for the Old World at some point.
That'd be awesome.
Thank you so much.
Oh my God, that's really generous.
Thank you so much.
I hope that helps with the impending financial doom when the Eldar and Emperor's children
come out.
I mean, I don't know if I said what price the box sets...
A trillion million billion dollars.
I think...
On the box, it doesn't come with Lucius either.
I'm gonna have to buy the $80 Lucius model by himself, probably.
I'm worried, like, if...
Particularly how the Emperor children might play, because there doesn't seem to be any
term...
Unless there's anything else coming.
Oh, I would hope...
In the range.
I don't know.
If Phoenix...
Phoenix Guard Terminators would be really nice.
I kind of expected them to exist.
They might come later though, I guess.
Let me surely...
Yeah, it's not gonna be an army with four units.
So there will be access.
It might just be regular Chaos Space Marine Terminators, and you can just take them in
Emperor's children.
Most likely.
I think...
Like, because I play World Eaters as well.
And when the World Eaters debuted, they had Corn Berserkers, they had eight-bound, exalted
eight-bound, which are in the same sculpt, but just different pieces as well.
They did have Lord Invercartus and a Lord on a Juggernaut.
So on the base of the Juggernaut Rhino-looking guys from the corn range.
Absolutely Angeron as well.
There wasn't a huge amount.
And then they did have Jackals, though.
They had their own cultist unit.
Well, there's another codex on the wall, isn't there?
Because I saw the thing with the roadmap.
It's like, you've got Emperor's children now, there's still the World Eaters, Death
Guard, and Thousand Sons are getting a codex soonish.
So I guess they've all just been like, here's some World Eaters.
And then they'll be like even more on the way.
Yeah.
Even with the Emperor's children though, if it's...
With their release though, it's very light infantry heavy.
I wonder if there's any heavy infantry that are new that will come with their rank.
Because even the Death Guard came with new, like the World Eaters came with new stuff.
So yeah.
Phoenix Guard Terminators would be great.
I'm not going to hold out for it, but it may be nice.
Armies on Parade.
I mean, unfortunately, I would recommend people who are audio listeners to go check out some
of the things on either Black Library, the community page, or just check out the stream
if you can.
So you can follow me, well, basically Armies on Parade is essentially, is a showcase of
different armies and people don't...
There's no way to describe how amazing some of these people are creatively with their
different armies though.
I finally did decide on my new scheme though for my new army.
I decided white undercoat, heavy, the most vibrant disgusting pink you've ever seen.
Then I'm going to like do sponges of grey, and then the highlight will be like turquoise
parts so it looks like someone...
I saw with like things people do models for Trent Crusade, someone did one where it's
like their arms are cooling down from being like superheated.
And so the parts at the edges are like dark and silvery and then on the inner core parts
are like they're like a deep red.
I like the idea, but then just inversion the colors a bit.
Fancy.
I think the next part is Necronunda.
Necronunda.
That looks cool.
It's brown.
That looks like nice Mad Max stuff.
Yeah.
It's like lurks in the ash waste.
It's the worm thing.
Sand.
Oh those guys look really cool.
Necronunda's got like really heavy on detail, like a lot of them.
Yeah.
Very chitinous.
Shadowhunters.
It was a make...
They kind of like, it's a mix of like swamp but like dune-esque style armor in a weird
way.
Oh and the forces of the ablod.
God.
Whoa.
Holy cow.
These are really neat.
What is that?
Ruined under hive sector.
If terrain wasn't a billion dollars, I would love to buy all of it.
It's one of the few things that JW really doesn't...
I don't think they have a proper concept of like getting terrain done.
Why is there no version of like cheap terrain sold by Paints Workshop?
I'll buy the Chinese version, baby.
I mean to be fair, you could always 3D print stuff because you could just do whatever you
want.
It's so easy to 3D print terrain so you would think they would need to start charging less
for it.
DJ Beast, I was not drooling while looking at the worms.
He was.
Chad, I do love my wife.
The sculpts here though of the Necromancer ones is like tattered cloth intermixed with
parts of bone, which is actually quite...
Very bony.
Lots of boners.
I think they're a proxy for good cultists.
They're called the Wasteland Mad Gangs, which is actually very...
Maybe like Thousand Suns Desert Theme or Alpha Legion cultists they might be cool as.
I don't know, but they look neat.
Tell her you love her bro, I tell her every day.
Don't worry.
Bro, they're out here questioning our motives and our love.
Damn.
I think it's all because I was watching some of the other Warhammer creators there and some
of them do speak quite highly of just playing Necromunda.
It's quite enjoyable.
A friend who loves Necromunda.
I don't know, if I could...
The aesthetic doesn't grab me though.
I like Mad Max, don't get me wrong, but I wouldn't like Mad Max like a franchise.
Would you say it's a bit too mundane for Warhammer?
Like, oh, it's a guy in some rags.
Cool.
And it's like a guy with his shirt off with an axe.
Okay.
Is that kind of why you don't like it?
It just always feels like a concept.
Like it's something where I'd like to visit temporarily, not explore.
With Warhammer or Lord of the Rings or Mass Effect or other franchises, you love the whole
universe.
Things like Mad Max-esque, I'd have a certain tolerance for...
I'd enjoy it for a little bit, but I wouldn't have faced an army around it.
I couldn't get too involved in it.
I'm also just not that into Kill Team type stuff, so that's probably why I like the larger
scale a bit better.
The sculpts here are nice, but it's just a bit of an arm with a rag on it.
And there's a hazard stripe belt.
You might be able to make Ad Mech conversions with that as well, actually.
I think they would make for some cool Alpha Legion operative type stuff.
I don't know.
The problem with Necromunda, I saw the sculpt of the Genestealer, but the Genestealer kind
of hybrid-esque mutation thing.
And that was probably one of the nicest Genestealer sculpts has ever been.
I think the people who do Necromunda, they really do care about a higher quality for
their sculpts.
They're always very heavy on detail.
But again, I do wonder at some point, do Games Workshop just go...
The old world wasn't making money, and I have to think, is Necromunda making enough money
to justify all the resources pulled away from other things they do?
I guess it does.
It has like 30 books, and they're all still viable to use, which is crazy.
Also someone in chat said, I miss the older cultists.
This is Voltz.
I miss the older cultists that looked like they would fight for a sandwich and a bus
ticket rather than the Dark Gods.
That's so true.
That is so true.
When I was getting back into Warhammer, and I thought the first army I wanted to...
Or units I wanted to paint, I wanted to do Nightlords.
And I bought the cultists...
This is before they did any new cultists.
I did the old cultists.
I actually threw out these models because I just thought no one is ever going to buy
this off of me.
And they kind of look bad, and I ruined them with thick...
Thin your paints meme.
I had ruined these guys.
And I was like a 25 year old man, and I had ruined these.
DJ Beast said something...
You're not even 30, are you?
No.
I'm not even 30.
That was a long time ago.
That wasn't a long time ago.
It was before...
I mean, we all had very different...
I had a very different life before we all did anything remote.
I have no previous work experience that's related to doing YouTube or video editing
or anything like that.
There was a massive weird career change though.
But we all learn.
We somehow got into it though.
Oh my God, they're talking about your wife still again.
Eli, if your wife was mug on Raw and just returned from the Eye of Terror, but her head
was 30% smaller, what would you do?
I don't know, bro.
Have a wife and an ass.
Oh, Colin's in the chat.
He's not Vegas wrong.
Vemgus.
Hi Colin, hope you're having a lovely time.
Please send us regards to very good women.
Horatio noisemarines.
Horatio slash marines.
Bro, we're literally being edged all the way to the Emperor's Children release at this
point though.
Yeah.
Because we were arguing earlier...
I'm not arguing on the word for it, but we were deciding whether to do an Emperor's Law
one or just to go straight into...
I mean, there's so much stuff on display here though, but we literally...
We are way too gassed about these models to then not just talk about them the entire time.
Yeah.
But because that's all we live for.
Everyone say hi to Colin by the way.
Colin, you're winning so hard right now, bro.
Elves and Eldar.
Colin, did you actually...
If you're answering the chat, did you get to play yet?
And if you did, what's the score?
Did they play yet or did they play on the weekend?
I don't know.
I always want to say, they have quite a lot of creators that fly out, don't they, to the
Las Vegas open.
I think a lot of them, especially Ninjon or Minyak, a lot of the painters ones do that
because I think there's a certain amount they wish...
Elves, holy frick!
Old worlds.
This is huge.
God, always wanted a wood elf army.
Where's this meat?
He always wanted wood.
Now he gets to have wood.
Because it's...
Autumn or summer or winter, how would you paint them in your life?
If you had a...
Oh my gosh.
Did you say autumn or summer?
Yeah, it's like, what vibe would you go for your wood elf army?
I'd do probably spring, spring or summer.
Sweet spring or summer.
If I was a goat, I would do fall, but that sounds too hard.
So...
They're talking about Space Marine 2 currently on the stream, which is interesting because
it's obviously...
This is Games Workshop and not Focus Entertainment.
Another PvP game mode.
PvE maps.
I saw that... PvE maps.
That's new.
That is a tune for the young.
Biovore.
Cool.
So we get to kill that in the game soon.
You get to be pelted with more ranged weapons, wow.
I was like, if there's just a few more PvE missions and then maybe one more...
This Biovore plus something for the Thousand Suns.
I almost feel like when the Horde mode eventually comes back, like, comes to the game, that'll
be enough content to keep it going for quite a while.
They need to overhaul the entire multiplayer experience to get me to come back to that
game.
They're making new maps.
I have an interest in it.
It's too little too late.
They released this game and it was half finished and it's like, what the heck?
You can't just add all these features a year later and expect me to come back to your stupid
game.
I'm okay to put it down for a while because I think once the Horde mode comes out, I'll
pick up the game again and then I'll play with it for a bit.
So I'm not like that bothered about it.
It's like kind of inexcusable to me.
I'm not.
I mean, you're right, but also I'm no longer shocked because of the standard of what gaming
is nowadays.
Like there's a massive gap between what they can do versus...
There's either a massive technological gap between the demands of technology, even with
miniature making here, there's a clear gap between how fast we used to get it when we
were growing up versus how long it takes to cook things now, which is really annoying
and frustrating because it's like, bro, there's so many tea...
In a way, there's so much stuff and yet there's not...
The things you like, they don't come out fast enough.
So then you have to move on to the next thing.
Go away.
So we're going to have these cryptic pictures.
So I'm guessing this is all still fantasy stuff.
Is the middle one those flying dwarf people?
Oh yeah, that's a good guess.
Carriage and overlords?
Yeah.
The left one looks like a corn thing, I imagine.
Yeah, something corn.
And the right one is like a dragon.
That could be any...
Actually, the background buildings in that look like dark elf stuff.
But then it also looks like there's a wing in there that looks like a zombie dragon.
So I don't know.
It wasn't similar to the one they had earlier.
So it's not grave...
It wasn't like...
Oh my God, what are the vampire ones called?
Not the red knights?
What am I thinking of?
My brain's gone.
That's not what you're talking about.
Blood knights, blood knights.
Sorry, it's not blood knights.
Or zombie dragon like that.
I think, well, I honestly...
Do you know that they have like a one McQueen's way?
They do like the cryptic clue thing.
I actually really hate them because then you get really gapped.
They did like a wing recently.
And I'm like, oh my God, could that be like blood angels or something related or something
cool?
A sigma?
No, it's just a cherub.
Bloody cherub.
Some kind of slan.
The future is some eyeballs.
Lizardman?
It looks...
I don't know.
What could that be?
Oh, 40k.
Was it malekith or manalek?
Malekith would be like, Fugit, I love you Fugit.
You can end Fulgurm on the same screen.
Winning so hard.
Do you think Fugit just had the first...
I would be so...
I'd be so hype if Fulgurm's going to lose because every trader Primark has to lose.
If he lost to Fugit, I would be so happy.
I would actually...
Oh my gosh.
I would give these one day.
Oh, is this the order of codexes?
I think so.
Yeah, so basically, this is what I was saying.
I'm sure we'll have...
Yeah, world eaters, death guard, and fouls of sons are getting their own codexes soon.
So Empress Children's coming pretty hot on the heels then.
Maybe.
Okay, more cryptic stuff.
Got a salamander.
Salamander?
Black templar.
Chaos knight.
Grey knight.
And then more actual knights.
Yeah, chaos knights I think.
I thought knights were coming...
I don't know if that's codex, because they said knights, Eldar, and guard are coming
first, right?
Which I don't think any of them have come yet.
I'm not tripping, am I?
Probably.
I don't know.
A new Vulcan has stand is probably going to be for the salamanders, I imagine.
That's probably needed.
That's the space wolf.
I think his old model is cool.
I know where that picture's from.
I've got it.
Wow.
What picture is it, though?
Wow.
Let me just find it for you.
I saw that and I was like, I know what that is.
It's the one with Logan Grimnart on a chair.
Is that a chair?
Where's the chair?
Oh, it's like his chair.
No, no, no.
He's got a little chair, but here it is.
So yeah.
So if I go to here for a second.
So you see this frame.
I then go stop screen showing that and share this.
Yeah.
So it's this guy, look.
Oh.
I remember this pose, and then there's Logan.
See?
I've got an eye for these details.
I don't have a photographic memory, but I've got good pattern recognition.
He said it enough.
He said it enough, Warhammer.
Oh, yes.
That's the thing.
I have to know what they look like.
My brain.
It could be two Votan warheads.
These guys are just trolling.
Yeah, you need to be like.
When you're doing so many videos, you need to know where everything is and be like, where's
that picture of so-and-so?
Oh, he's in this pose.
I've had a theory that they might be a...
Because after Space Force is like 11th edition, they might do Salamanders as his own army
that would accept the artwork for it.
These are the ones I've already seen.
My reaction's unfortunately not raw, but I'm still so happy.
They're nice.
They're so nice.
The noise rooms are gorgeous.
I like that.
It's nice.
The anorexic guy's face.
I also like the guy at the front there.
He had like a Power Rangers-esque.
Oh, the Horatio.
The Horatio Marines.
Horatio.
They pause it on some of them.
I love the Horatio guys.
I love the freaking cone heads.
And this model's so cool too.
Oh, we're so bad.
We're eating so good.
Do you notice that they're also a bit thinner?
As in like they're not as bulky, but they're purposely kept thin.
It is pretty good.
You want them to be lean and mean, surely.
The good thing they've actually done as well with the rain, a lot of the posing is really
good even just for standard Marines.
They're actually moving while they represent.
I love the cone heads.
Freaking love that Horatio Marine.
He's literally here like, I know how I got these scars.
I know how you got those scars.
It was you.
You did that to yourself.
He's freaky.
It's great.
Oh, he had abs too.
He had abs.
I'm pretty sure.
Oh, that's awesome.
I think this one was my least favorite model.
I like his armor, but I don't like his face as much.
Is it the tactical rock?
He kind of looks like a monkey.
It kind of looks like a monkey.
Well, isn't this the teeth?
Isn't it?
It's the teeth.
I like that he has hooves.
That's cool.
This reminds me of a film, Guest House Paradiso.
Oh, a Border Prince in the chat.
Hello, Mr. Prince.
They are sexy.
I like the buffed mobile movements, the LR tricks to the design perfection.
Yes, sir.
I like that.
This guy's awesome.
The Captain Marvel.
Lord Exultant.
Big stick with a big blade.
What more could you ask for?
I think it's multi-part that one as well.
I think it's multi-part this one, so there's other variations.
This model's so awesome too.
It's so...
Oh, man.
It's classic.
It's classic looking.
On his back.
That looks cool.
The face is weird to me, but it's meant to be.
Classic looking.
It's awesome.
It's simple.
It's simple and fun.
He's got a speaker for a mouth.
That's what you need.
The variation is like...
I just want to finish off, but there's different textures in all parts of the armor.
There's spikes, smooths, stretched skin.
It's going to be so hard to paint for me.
I don't think it's not an easy job, but this is pretty high standard for most of this,
as in just everything is so good.
I think they've learned their lesson from the last few releases.
Is that one the generic one?
Lord Carthus.
He's probably going to be a noise marine leader of some sort.
This thing, is he wearing a weird version of Terminator armor for an empress's children?
These are quite bulky legs.
No, I think he's just their version of a lieutenant.
Yeah.
Okay.
So he'll just buff noise marines.
Lujus!
I love you, Lujus!
Is that the male body still?
Yes.
Is it?
I don't think that's the male body.
I don't think that's the layer blade still.
I don't remember him wearing a layer blade in his book.
It doesn't look like it used to, but I'm sure it is.
I think it's still the layer blade.
It's just fancier.
Classic art on the empress's children.
That's my favorite Warhammer picture ever.
It's one of them at the very least.
Oh man.
Poor nose.
Yeah, I just don't like that guy as much, but everything else-
I think it suits it though.
It suits it though.
I must say, it's a pink and black mix.
The pink is being a bit more subtle than it used to be, which is interesting.
Oh man.
Lujus's face is kind of off, but his model is so freaking cool.
I love the Lash of Torment.
Oh my gosh.
As a whole army together as well.
Look how incredible that looks on the table.
Oh man.
I'm very excited.
I'm going to have to get help to paint these though.
I'm not that good of a painter.
We're so bad at that.
Do we want to read some donations while these guys talk about stuff?
It's nice that they got it right though.
They actually nailed it.
I was worried.
I was worried, but we've done it.
Glass Slaughter, thank you for the $5.
Eli, how is that F'd Canadian housing market?
Yeah, it's F'd.
It's bad.
My country's in shambles.
It's better than the UK from what I can tell.
Yeah, it's bad.
Caleb Collins, thank you for the $2.
Eli, the true American buying bootleg from China.
China number one.
Thank you for the $2.
Dragon Tamer, thank you for the $5.
Elf slash Eldar fans just can't stop winning.
So true.
So real.
Yeah.
That would be a note for another 20.
Maybe we'll get a good book even.
Who knows?
Caleb Collins, thank you for the $2.
All right, all right, all right.
Which Eldar deserves to be bubbled the most?
What does this mean?
Can either of you explain to me what that means?
Bubbled how?
Explain in the chat and maybe I'll answer.
Seth, thank you for the $2.
Nice Eldar PFP.
Eli, give me five for all these elves.
Yeah, baby.
The polite squirrel.
Thank you very much for the $13.99.
Very generous.
Thank you.
I would let the Idunath eat my soul for some more models.
I'm sure Hal agrees with you.
Thank you very much, Mr. Squirrel.
Shark Bored Mirror, thank you for the $5.
Very much.
Salamanders release will be Vulcan.
Rogal Dorn is going to stay dead forever.
That's right.
So true, King.
Preach it, baby, preach it.
I think let Rogal Dorn, I mean, he is boring, but still.
Do let Dorn stay.
If Dorn comes back, like he's Black Templar version Dorn, he's like, I've had enough.
Kill them all.
You'll call YouTube Censored Kill in my comment.
So which Eldar deserves to die?
What do you mean?
None of them.
They worked so hard to live, bro.
So the Eldar existence is a tough one already.
Wow, her name, is it Lelith Hesperax?
The one who's like, oh, I don't wear shoes and I like to stab people.
She can do it.
Yeah, right there.
She's got pretty much.
DJ Beast's Lorecrime says Dorn haters and I'm one of them.
I am one of them.
I had to ask you about the Fulgrim model though, because would you be okay with it if it had
like the 30k face but attached to this body?
Yeah, I think so.
I think the paint job also is weird on it.
Maybe that might be setting me off.
There's a lot more.
I don't hate them.
It is growing on me.
I'm warming up to the model.
I just think the 30k one is so much nicer and just, well, just more details and better
designs.
I think it'll be fine if it had like a lot of the bronze elements.
I would have thought they'd be silver to match the rest of the other Emperors children.
Also, the 30k one has scales.
This one is just smooth, which I think is way worse.
I don't know what the bit in the front is as well.
I saw he has like a helmet version, like demon Primarchs wear helmets.
How is he fitting those horns in that helmet?
It's kind of stupid.
I've literally just clocked it.
Did anyone else realize this?
Because I didn't, I only just clocked it.
The part of the front, his skin has been peeled back.
Yeah, yeah, it's like peeled back with like, what's this?
How many questions you don't want to know the answers for?
That is, I do like that.
If that's the way his skin is.
It's pretty cool.
It's very close to his crotch, so don't ask too many questions.
It is, I mean, like, I'm sure that's in person.
That's kind of the thing.
It looks so good in person.
When membranes look like it's made of paper, says Quipper.
That is true.
They do look like crumpled paper.
You can paint it, you can always paint, I bet other painters who get their handsomness
will do something really, really cool with it though.
So the, like all the demon Primark models have like, none of them are bad.
They're all really good.
So it just depends on the paint job though.
Border Prince is based in the scales from a metaphysical point of view.
He shouldn't have changed from Heresy Fulgrum at all as he is a demon.
I agree.
I wish he looked like that.
Maybe that's the whole which Rylan or Blewer hold in him or something.
I know the only thing is like the Emperor's children do like to accessorize.
I feel like if they had one look for even five minutes, they get fed up with it.
10,000 years.
He's going to change up his look a bit.
Yeah, it is true though.
Like, I mean, every demon character looks the same all the time and they've existed
for a long time.
So Fulgrum changing only makes it kind of make sense, but also, I don't know, he just
looks so much cooler at the 30k one.
They're both still good though.
I think a lot of people will maybe proxy the 30k one.
And then like, I mean, no one's going to complain because it's, but I think it's the wings on
that one look like it.
If you, if you, how would you transport that thing?
Yeah, I was going to say be careful transporting that.
His asset, which I will be purchasing with my doubloons.
Is that, so I guess 10 noise Marines, one of the generic Lords, those are just their
standard these days.
So the 10, there's an odd number.
Are they doing it in sevens?
Like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one, two, three, six, eight, eight,
eight.
It's not, it's not zoomed out all the way as well.
I think there's only six noise Marines, which is kind of unfortunate.
You can't take 10 anymore.
They got three to six, but it looks like two units of noise Marines and two units of whatever
those they're in five, two, four, five, two, five units.
They still are in, I thought noise, noise, we just still are in five.
It was like how rubrics are.
Maybe.
Yeah.
And then 17 units are the top guys might just be regular Legionaries.
Then the bottom left guys are the bottom left guy as well.
Whatever the new unit is called that has a super nice, um, heldry as well.
I like this guy with the, um, yeah, the Empress children crest on his like backpack.
And I like the Biki, the two Bikis, the same model just with different poses.
Are they in Mark six?
Is the Lord in Mark six armor?
Like is he like, look, he's, he's got feet.
Maybe.
You know what I mean?
We saw hoos.
I mean, look at this guy.
This guy's got a full on hoof.
I know they do get hoos.
I find that why do they hoof him up?
I think it's just a case of like recently they wanted them to look a bit more distinct.
So like they get like minotaur looking hoos and one piece beast men bits.
The pain job is in the animation with the guys, the Terminator.
The pain job's nice.
I say that the pain job is just a standard like games workshop, um, heavy metal paint
job.
Go on.
Imagine what other people can do with this as well.
So go, we are lucky.
I gotta be honest, seeing all this, like lime green with like the hair, for some reason,
this just makes me think of like K, K-pop.
I don't know.
I don't know why.
I think I like, like whatever better than the green.
But yeah, I'm pretty sure there's an extra noise Marine that we're about to see to reveal
the squad of six on the left side there.
There's definitely a model there.
Interesting.
There's the exalted fella.
Me like you.
He's got chains on his crotch.
Pulled over skin on his, on his right leg for our left.
My God.
Yeah.
They just cooked man.
They really did cook.
Although again, like bring your parents into it.
I don't know anything with warhammer.
You bring your parents into the shop.
I'm like, what the hell is that for anyone who's younger, uh, like DJ beast who is in
fact only 12.
It is confirmed.
I can't, I've missed a bit.
What were they talking about on the screen?
Assassin in the Breed?
I saw reading subtitles.
I can't remember his name, but the guy just remembers his name.
Hello there.
Welcome to law masters.
I don't write this.
It's that fella.
I thought I needed a haircut.
I didn't see that guy.
That's a variation.
That's the same Lord, but that's a variation of this.
Isn't this multi-parties?
He's still got the groin chains and the whip.
So yeah, huge sash.
The cave of the back is crazy good.
I'm like, I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
It's crazy good.
Silent King the way it's connected to his wrists or risks.
I should say, I'm just loving it.
Even his gun.
This guy's just like, God, oh, there's another, I mean, there's better variations, but I still
call.
Sword gun.
It's kind of lame.
The last one was just like plasma pistol.
Oh, that's kind of boring.
I'll be interested in it because if it's, I hope it's not under tuned,
under tuned when it first drops though, because like that's like, if it's
over tuned that that's, we can hack it for a few weeks, you know what I mean?
But if it's under tuned when it arrives, like it kills sales,
literally could be like, no, I don't want to play it.
Hmm.
That's some, some fellas.
I like this guy's helmet for some reason.
I don't know where it is.
Interesting, those two poses though, that's in the regular Chaos Space Marine kit.
These are just, these are just Legionaries with different pieces.
Uh, I don't know if it's going to be an upgrade sprue, if it's going to be a
whole kit by itself, but their legs are different though, like they don't
have the trim or anything.
True.
So I think it's his own thing.
They might have upgrade sprues for other things then maybe they have
the Chaos Terminators and then they, I reckon they would keep selling, um,
regular Chaos Space Marine Terminators.
So if they did World Eater one, they might have like an upgrade spru for,
to make them red butchers.
We need red butchers, please.
Well, it seems that they already got, like even now playing
regular Terminators is good.
That guy's got like girthy.
What the hell is this?
Don't do Botox kids.
It's not his skin.
I really like that face.
And even this guy, what's he reminding me of?
I don't know what he reminds me of.
Oh, he reminds me for some reason of the Resident Evil guys who are like,
they can't see you and they just slash at you.
I don't know why, but I mean, just because he's a bit messy.
A border prints on Lorecrum's when?
Good question, DJ Beast.
You're always welcome, brother.
You're always welcome.
God.
I think, um,
Defile objectives?
What does he mean by this?
Making sticky objectives?
Defile objectives by making them sticky?
That's what I'm hearing right now.
Sheesh.
The Infractors.
Very pointy guy.
Pointy guy.
Getting up close and partial.
We've got more trim now.
Oh, I like that guy with the Gimp mask on.
Amazing.
I do like that guy.
Very, very impressed children.
I feel like they could give them a different weapon other than knives, but.
I like that this guy's got a face on his leg.
Look at that.
It's a face.
What's going on there?
This guy's crazy.
It's quite detail heavy.
I'm just looking at like even the regular guys.
I like his midsection being twisted there.
That's cool.
They had like the.
The movement's seven inches.
Space drugs pipe.
I'm glad that they're faster than normal space Marines and they have precision.
Whoa.
Oh, this is pretty hype.
I haven't been excited to play 40K in a while.
And I'm finally excited to play this game again.
We'll look at the freaking guy on the left.
He wants to get, it looks pretty goofy.
He's got these faces.
His eyes are like pointing out what the heck.
He's going a different direction.
Yeah.
I've been asked to paint job.
He's just there.
Oh, it is like the detail level is crazy though.
Yeah.
The reveals are like the teasers that they put out for like the.
Kind of like STL looking things looked so undetailed and these models look so
much better than what they were showing, which I'm very happy about.
I like seven inches confirmed.
Hey now seven inches.
That's that's pretty big fellows.
I mean, surely seven inches is like, that's like this.
They came see my this big, right?
Oh, three, three.
It is a much more reasonable.
I'm never too cool for you people.
I'm just slumming here between skits.
Nice.
We'd be happy to have six models.
Very good.
Blessed number of slanish.
I don't know if they'll do anything vehicle wise.
Okay.
Nice.
So it is a, it is a six man then, but then I don't, I don't see a blast master.
I don't see a blast master.
Possibly is it a separate, it might be its own separate thing that joins it or.
I don't know.
Like I did because normal noise Marines have the sonic blasters, which are the
guns they have, but then one guy usually can have a blast master, which is the
bigger gun.
So I hope that they had that.
I like how even on those days that they paint like a swirling vortex inside
like the canisters for.
Yeah.
Man, how am I supposed to paint these fricking models?
I'm not this good at painting.
I don't want to, I might just have to get these commission.
Oh, they're going to be so much.
I think that's more intimidating than it really looks.
Like I think, um, that's like generally like all you, I think that looks worse
than it actually is though.
It might require a very small brush though, because a lot of that is tricky to get to.
I'm also not very good at painting black armor.
I've never been able to figure it out.
Lucius, I love you.
It's the boy himself.
It's good.
He's wearing a corset.
Yeah.
I don't know if I like the mid section there other than that.
I like it because it's a little bit more.
I like it because it's like, it's completely unique amongst anything in 40 K really.
I mean, yeah, like, because it's just his stomach, isn't it?
It has a stomach exposed, doesn't it?
No, no, I must say, maybe you're right.
This, this, and this is giving, I stole Fabius wilds homework a little bit, but,
uh, you know, fair enough.
I like how his tongue is just like tucked behind his chest horns with this poor fellow.
I imagine being this guy, that thing's licking you all day.
I don't think it's someone who's exposed.
It was just like a black carapace of some sort.
I like his little...
Weird enough, there's not as much of like, they did change some parts in which like,
there's not as many faces exposed.
Yeah, I was thinking that too.
It's more just his torso now, but I'm actually okay with it though, because it looks like it's
not forgotten.
It's just more like, it's a detail you like, you look twice.
You're like, oh, I like how.
Gigantic his tongue is.
It's like going all the way down to his chest, basically.
And that's leaving.
Again, this is a paint job thing.
But again, it's also like, again, they've got a bit more hot topic, a bit more gimp.
This is like, there's not much pink.
Where's the pink?
Were you pink?
Yes, you got pink tongues and lashes, but still.
He used to have pink on them, pretty sure.
Now it's black, which is, I think it's Susan better.
Oh, they aren't.
Every face.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure that's the layer blade.
It just has a face.
Yeah, but it's like, it's just gone for a rebrand.
Yeah.
And it was like, it was hooked more.
The only reason I could see him not having it is if Fulgrim took it back.
But I don't remember him losing it in his book.
I don't think he doesn't have it either.
Fulgrim's like, I don't need this anymore.
You have it.
And he's like, oh, and I know the actual one's a bit more jagged.
It's got a curve, then it juts out and then it curves again.
It's like alien.
This looks more like a human sword, which I think is a mistake.
I think it's like, why has it got a cross hand guard like that?
I wouldn't put that there.
It's a bit too chunky in the hilt.
The cross guard is a bit too big.
I think it needs to be a bit leaner and meaner.
But I'm not a sculptor, so I can't talk about it.
No, I think it should look lighter.
He is the duelist, super fast guy.
Just notice his back leg has the screaming faces in it.
So it's more across the border than I thought.
I agree with Border Prince.
I do like the old armor a bit better, but I still like this new model.
I think I prefer the colors of this one though, because it just looks more slick.
An awful lot of contempt, yada yada.
I want to see them mention the layer plate so I can have it confirmed.
I like the whip.
I really like the whip.
Yeah, it's got little barbs on the end.
That's pretty cool.
It just sounds like a nice framing of him in a way.
It's just like, look.
Oh, he's a lone operative that can join units.
Take away too much.
Whoa, that's pretty hype.
He has low knots so he can't be shot.
Yeah, that's really cool.
God, if I place on his limb.
Oh, the flawless blades.
Yeah, the Horatio guys.
I like that guy on the left looks like the guy from Mad Max.
What's the head guy?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The one with the white hair and the mask.
Yeah, that guy's got the exposed midriff with the tube going into his skin there.
That's cool.
I don't know.
Are these guys, are they bigger?
I don't know.
Are they on the larger basis?
I think so, yeah.
Oh, no.
I know what the one on the right reminds me of.
What's that makeup YouTuber?
Is it James Charles?
I don't know.
The one on the right?
My gosh.
Hey, sisters.
I do not like the whole freaking obsession with the elite melee units being only three dudes.
It's the same thing with like Blade Guard and stuff as well.
I don't like that at all.
But whatever.
I don't mind just because there's so much like,
particularly having so many models on the game already.
I don't mind if some things are like cut.
I have with World Eaters eight bound like Terminators are five man units and eight
bounds and much more three.
But I like having big and chunky and the game goes faster.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I imagine these guys are probably pretty tough and really fast or probably really fast, I guess.
But I like the juice, the steroids and the drugs that they're taking.
Directly into their cum gutters.
The only thing is, this is a really small detail,
but I just like this guy's got like, again, the bull on his knee plate with the nose ring.
That's really small detail, but I really like that.
And this guy's got like a bigger one, but it's like, that's pretty cool.
But I don't know, this for me, I like the more subtle details.
That's for me.
It is kind of weird that they have the two conehead guys and then a regular head guy.
That's a weird decision.
There's probably more head options in the kit though.
The middle guy kind of looks like a fish.
I like it.
I mean, they are like, they are, I'm sure they're all weird and they do stuff for their bodies.
So one on the right.
He likes juice, but not his wife, bro.
I love my wife.
The conehead.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, juice.
I thought it was an asthmatic flare.
Pulls themselves up on stims.
He's got a new gear, mate.
God, I feel like, have you guys seen the film Snatch?
No.
Oh man.
That's a good one.
Only English people have watched.
Oh, I think these are, I think he was saying that they're like slightly possessed.
Oh, like they're not fully possessed.
They're in the eight bound.
Something like that.
Interesting.
So they must have been the large, they must have been 40 mil bases then.
demonic patrons and their lore.
Dark powers, extra combat powers.
I assume they can call on like sustained enemies.
They don't actually get any kills.
They're punished with their own deaths.
Interesting.
I hope it's not just another freaking dark packs thing, but.
Yeah, I like this guy.
He's pretty goofy looking.
I like, he makes me think of like a dual wielding grunt from Halo.
Do you notice the amount of them that are on like tactical rocks though?
The amount of the range.
Oh, he's got, he's got the freaking, he's got the zebra print cloak on.
Yeah.
There's no way I will ever paint that, but.
That's actually not that bad though.
It's just thin your paint as it goes higher up.
You're, you're goaded with the sauce.
Hell, I am not going to appreciate it.
Thanks.
It's much harder for us, for us casuals.
I think they look more intimidating than they really are though.
Oh, look at this.
I knocked this up and enough.
Like the rust effect on the kind of.
He's got a bit of a scaling going on.
It's only one, one pass, one brush.
It's fine.
How you look a character from train spotting.
Wow.
I'm surprised you know that.
But that mouth just reminds me of that video of the girl.
He picks up an eagle goes, look, it just stares at the camera like this.
Is nessa.
She's really calm and there's just like huge eyes.
The owl.
Yeah.
Even the guy looking directly in the camera.
Cause vibrations within the warp itself.
These guys all have pretty crazy lures.
Sounds like surgically sculpted even beyond the normal noise marine.
And lying on their back is the doom siren.
Very nice.
I'm glad to see a doom siren.
I have seen that they are like, they are essentially HQ, HQ units that join slash buff your noise marines.
Oh yeah.
Excessive enunciation is his power.
That's me when I'm recording.
I didn't say that.
I think it was, don't they, they rolled D six for number of attacks as well.
Don't they?
Yeah.
They rolled D six for number of attacks as well. Don't they?
I think for the noise marines currently.
So that plus sustained hits is horrific.
They're talking about the combat patrol now, I think, which I will probably not buy
because combat patrols are bad deals now.
Is it combat patrol or is it the box set?
Well, he said combat patrol and I think he's talking about what's in it.
Whoa, that guy.
What the heck?
Yeah.
That's the, that's the same.
That's the guy I didn't like.
Yeah.
I like it now.
Okay. So our helmet variations within the box.
That's good.
Okay. This is the combat patrol though.
They're showing right.
Whoa, that guy looks freaking cool too.
What the heck?
Like the guy on the codex.
Oh, so the back.
There's monkey mill.
Oh, it's a unit of three.
I see.
Yes, baby.
Yeah.
Freaking over a decade.
20 years.
Yeah.
It's really good, but it's like, it's everywhere with emperor's children.
Oh, man.
And you could tell they just looked at this like, right, we need to get rid of the pink.
Just Lycra Lycra left Marines now.
The doom siren goes, Nina, Nina, Nina.
They have like things in the codes that describe the stems and the different toxins.
Scalothoraxine dust is nice from scalethers.
So DJ, he says, how can you tell your wife you love her?
My wife?
I'm not married.
I'm very young.
Now I say we did have some donations.
I think we don't want to get.
The bankers also just asked, how do you love your girlfriend?
I can advance fallback and still charge.
More than Warhammer.
Six new attachments.
What?
Six attachments for just the emperor.
That's a lot.
So for one ninety nine, Caleb Collins, the one weaponizing autism to beat corn,
temptation for you.
Does that mean then I was like, so to do the tension, sorry.
Uh, Donnaco Skyler for five.
Thank you.
Quick.
We need Colin in stream to see his reaction to the high elves.
Oh, trust us.
We wouldn't see.
He's very happy.
But that's his hands.
I've on the slash team.
Statutations, gents, two questions.
Is there a law crimes discord?
There will be.
It's on the way.
We'll be.
And would you all be interested in doing a collaboration with the law beards, lads?
Maybe.
I don't know them.
Have really spoken to not familiar.
Familiar.
Jinx.
Um, Josh for four ninety nine.
This is Transformers has been on Collins mind lately, checking out the crossover on
one to Chan.
You'll love it.
Transformers to the only film column.
Malik, the true phoenix king.
Yeah, baby.
Thank you.
Lois.
Ninety forty five with the one nine nine.
I was gonna say, no, he went right for it.
Um, VTuber, TLS when there's at least two forty K one.
That'll be a call an episode.
Thank you.
Two dollars.
I have cups.
Cool profile.
Thank you for the two dollars.
New Fulgham is tired after a ten K year bender.
Pretty real.
Why is Andy the least bullied law?
I think D.J.B.
Is that D.J.B.
Says it's very hard to make fun of Andy.
He's like your dad, probably racist, doesn't understand technology and loves drinking at
the pub.
Barry.
All right.
Wow, fine. I was gonna say that, um, with this, like there'll be six detachments.
I mean, then for chaos to touch, but the chaos codex is coming.
We've got four more to go, though, which I think then probably confirmed a theory like
there'll be demon focused ones.
Yeah. Six attachments seems like so much for just like a sub faction of something.
What are they?
You know what?
That's because normal space breeds have multiple chapters in their book.
No, I think just codex very similar, like seven.
Yeah. Yeah.
But that makes sense because there's one for iron hands.
There's one for salamanders, et cetera.
But this is just Emperor's Children.
So what the heck are they going to put six detachments into?
My noise marine one, a melee one, a demons one and everything one.
Other than that, I don't know what else.
That's pretty crazy, though.
If you want to rewind it just a little bit, just like the last little image of the box
set if we have it.
I think I mean, like I would say the soul blight ones are probably one of the nicer
things from the stream as well.
Obviously the Emperor's Children will easily take first place.
But yeah, I mean, like you can't wait.
God, like, let's just look at it on screen.
It looks fantastic.
Yeah, maybe there will be a Fabius Biles detachment.
Well, because Fabius Biles already got a detachment with I think it's because he's in Chaos Space
Marines normal space.
But I assume maybe there's one where it's like they because currently for the world
uses there's like a regular one, which is like it's just world is a standard.
There's one focused around making sure like if you don't have character specific units,
like non characters, just generic HQ lords, there's attachment focus around
that.
I mean, when I picked up for like ninth edition, I picked up the Thousand Sons codex.
There was like at least like six different cults.
So I assume they're kind of building upon what was previously done in other editions, though.
And then playing around that, though, although again, with such a smaller range, it would be
crazy to see like what's the what would be like the like how many different ways can you play
a group in which placed in one way?
If you know what I mean?
I don't know if it's that much within the range or maybe they get quite again, it'll be like
the other ones they can borrow a lot from what is regular Chaos Space Marines.
Or then again, a demon focused one, which, you know, basically get rid of the problem
with like if you currently in 10th edition, if you want to bring in demon units at the
start edition, you could.
And it was really great.
But then it got a bit busted and they couldn't balance it.
So then they said, OK, if you want to bring in any demon units, you have to bring in one
standard group of their standard units like you can play as each one or anything from,
you know, you want to bring in a lot of change.
You have to bring in a squad of blue horrors or something like that.
Vice versa with blood letters or other things or demonets, the different ones.
So I assume then there's like a detachment which doesn't suffer that problem.
And it gives us like you have was like, you know, keyword bus for things where like, you
know, you get certain stratagems that will activate on different units, though, which
would be really fun because I think again, if you're like, I don't think I didn't.
I think there's a lot, but I have no complaints because I assume.
And children are dropping what is about halfway through the edition, which is quite good
compared to something like world ages at the end of nine.
Yeah.
So again, like we're at the point where like supposedly what they've said, like
supposedly we're almost halfway, which actually means that would be like a four year cycle
almost in terms of when the next, which is good.
I think four years is all right.
I can live in four years.
I've got the roadmap.
If you want me to put that on screen.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Show the roadmap.
I'll be.
So the roadmap looks a little bit like.
Is this codex roadmap?
Yeah.
I do not know.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
And we've already got the Eldar, Astar, Militar, Empress children, and then we've got
three big remainders of the.
Yeah.
Okay.
So yeah, I don't think this is the codex roadmap because the Eldar codex isn't out
yet, but the Imperial guard one is.
I think this is just the, yeah, the release roadmap, like what they're showing.
No, cause I assume, wait, wait, did you say the, the elder one isn't out?
You know, you can't buy it yet.
Is the.
The Imperial guard one is.
Oh, so Empress children are actually pretty, I guess you must have in the next few months then.
In theory.
And then, oh, thousands of sons are lost.
Oh, okay.
I don't think this is the codex.
I don't think this is the correct release map because elder aren't out yet.
And this is saying that elder are first, but Imperial guard are.
They did say that there's also, they did say, well, was it in October of last year?
They said the releases will be elder, Asher, Militar and then Knights.
Yeah.
The roadmap, it says, yeah.
So there's asked military and elder Imperial Knights for 2025.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's more codex plus more codexes, big names and special chaos treats is what it said,
which is extremely vague.
Yeah.
Classic.
Oh, there's also, but still someone has said there's, there's more miniatures on the community
page.
If there's one on the community website, I think I also did say there was a Fulgrum
Primark, demon primark book.
That was, yeah.
Huge.
Very big.
Which is interesting.
So I don't know if it'll be like the Angron one in which is like Angron is like on the
main cover.
He's barely in the book.
That's classic.
Right.
Let me just, yeah.
At the moment, the community page, there's a death guard and there's the roadmap we've
got on right now.
I can't see anything else.
Weird choice of picture for the thousand suns one.
I noticed that.
I think they're all using like classic.
Rubric.
Yeah, but it's, I've never seen that.
They're their model ones and the other ones are not.
Oh yeah.
I see what you mean.
Probably because they don't want to show the new models yet and then they'll change it.
I mean, death card one is always gone.
I don't know where it's gone.
Sorry.
It's nice.
This is a new death guard mini.
That's.
He sure is a plague Marine looking guy.
It's got a big.
I bought a prince in the chat to say everything is late. They still haven't released all the
rules for middle earth and the game last year.
I am half of my army useless and don't have rules yet because GW hates us.
Even with the war of the Rohirrim box, there's nothing for it.
Well, it's cause they, they release the armies that are in the movies, but they have not
released the book with the rules for the armies that aren't in the movies.
And most of my armies are ones that aren't in the movies.
What's the name?
Oh, this is the Horus heresy.
I assume it's our place now.
A plastic kit.
This thing is beefy though.
It's cool.
Choke.
I don't know if I feel like that crazy about it.
Cause I was hyped up for being.
I thought it was like doing the thousand suns thing, but it wasn't.
I've got a picture of the emperor's children codex as well.
It's not the same artwork we just saw.
Oh, I should do that.
Probably the like fancy box set one.
So this is what the codex looks like.
When do pre-orders happen?
Fulgrim?
I want my fancy stuff.
Oh, new artwork.
Oh, it's nice.
I like me some new artwork.
It's grim.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Sweet.
The, um, the book for Fulgrim as well.
I've got a picture of that and then Fulgrim looks like this.
Nice.
We've seen the art, but still.
Yeah, whatever's going on here.
His artwork looks cooler than his model.
Like again, like he looks handsome in the artwork.
I'm not a fan of the, I would just, instead of bronze, I would have it silver,
but I can't complain.
It's still a pretty damn good, I can always paint it how I want to paint it though.
Yeah.
Um, but it'd be interesting to see if that book is, cause I'm a spoiler to you, but I
think it's a good book, cause I'm a spoiler for anyone who watches my stuff, uh, on my
own channel, I am doing Fulgrim not too far in the future.
So it was really funny cause Fulgrim was the first video I ever did.
Don't watch that first video.
It's terrible.
Uh, then I redid it like a year later and I haven't spoken about Fulgrim since.
Um, but I'm currently working up to Fulgrim soon though.
Got someone special come before that though.
Uh, he has a slightly, he has a particularly important mask he's wearing.
Someone in chat says that there's an iron hand on Lucius's base, base, base.
Oh my God.
My brothers.
I will be buying this.
Champions of slanish.
Does anyone know what the index card is called?
Happen me want.
If we can probably won't be flying over a week.
You know, the latest.
Uh, let's see.
So yeah, you got your.
Have we seen the elder box that's coming out?
Have they not actually showed the elder stuff?
Can we know yet?
Is this, are we going to get this earlier?
No way.
Or maybe we've seen this early as in like they're getting the hype built now
and this doesn't come out for like three months.
Yeah.
Or two months.
Five years.
You have to wait for this.
Or it's price tag.
Quick rate will be the same price.
I imagine as all the other boxes like this have been overpriced, but you know.
The artwork is super good though.
It's just, I think it's the same guy who's done the world eaters one previously.
It looks like his work, which is like that's like that's 40 K and I, I love that kind of
just like it keeps like it's grim dark, like really over the top, but it's also.
But you know, we're like, you know, you see a lot of artwork and it looks like.
It doesn't look like real in a weird way, even though it's like obviously a fancy thing or
the sci-fi thing, whereas it actually looks like, yeah, I could imagine that being real
and also horrifying.
There's also a gritty, that's the word.
Yeah.
Gritty.
Had the gritty.
Fancy one.
It's stop it.
Oh, he's me.
Beastman.
Yep.
That's pretty good.
Actually, this is really cool.
Come look at the, was it the Atlas thing as well?
It's so bizarre.
And they've also released.
We already know this, but this is also like the, the roadmap fantasy.
Yeah.
Do you think they have the death, the death guard model?
I don't think they're ready to release, but someone leaked it.
Didn't they say.
I feel like I've gone, I feel like death guard.
I've gotten a million of those like random one-off models.
I don't think they had a regular captain.
Like they didn't have a model for us, a regular thing, although I don't know why they need
that though.
So it could be vampires or dark hills, same mystery.
But it'd be huge.
Well, I mean, we in good though, Eli obviously asked your thoughts though, because this was
very much.
Right up your alley.
Very Eli coded.
Stay winning.
I am, I, this is, this is my year of winning new Eldar, new Empress children and elves
can't ask for anything else.
And they all look good.
They all look good.
I didn't get sanguineary guarded.
I didn't get anything bad.
I didn't get inquisitive Cody is I freaking.
Yeah.
Easy, easy win.
Inquisitive coastal.
Best chaos God stays winning.
Best champion of chaos stays winning.
The best chaos Primark stays winning.
It's too easy.
I will say that I'm fine with it.
As long as we get at least one space Marine captain per month to balance it out.
And so DJ B says, Andy gets, it's the only guy in the cream with no bitches.
How dare you?
I do see ladies and they kiss me on the mouth.
It's all right.
Do you know Colin?
Colin.
We don't know really.
None of your business as well.
Respect basis.
What about Alpharius model?
The the the the the pale spear got was in one of those like rumor engine preview things.
And they still haven't showed what that model is.
Have they?
It might be Horace heresy though.
I mean, maybe they're already, but there already is an Alpharius model for Horace Heresy.
Yeah.
I know.
I think they said like they might be, I mean, the horrors got, there was already a horrors one,
but then they did another horse.
Send it is a little bit different.
I don't think they're going to redo the other ones because they did,
because they just finished making them like last year.
They just made Jiggy icon.
Well, I think because the game might continue into when it, when eventually Horace Heresy,
the tabletop game itself actually evolves into the scouring to keep all the models going.
So I imagine they will, there's nothing better than redoing because prior models sell,
even if no one plays with them.
So I mean, yes, it might be an Omicron model though.
So that'd be cool.
I'd be pretty sure.
Cool. I'd be pretty surprised where they'd be cool.
It'd be a nice surprise, or it could be the, if they were going down the route of like you're
playing like with the Codex Space Marines, if you wanted to play different chapters,
there's only one really like unique HQ models.
They might start going down the line of like the release HQ models for different chaos legions.
So there's the current Zitz Solomon, who's the current one in the book series.
He's actually got part of the pale spear, so it could be his model.
Just the tip.
Just, you know, Honsu, Iron Warrior, whatever.
Word bearers, if Erebus, the scum himself returns to the setting.
Or if they want to do a deep cut, get Marduk from the Omniverse.
God, yeah.
He's in all, he's in lots, but he's like, who's Marduk?
He's like, he's in all the books for word bearers.
He's not reads word bearers because they're just evil.
He's in the Horace Heresy books as well, as he's mentioned.
He's also there.
He's there.
And then he gets his own free book trilogy.
No one knows who he is.
All the Omnibuses.
No one knows who the character is.
Joel Edwards is Erebusy.
It does seem to fit his name though.
New Huron Blackheart model would be cool.
That'd be awesome.
You were correct, bunny cop.
I mean, again, like we asked for a lot.
I think as much as like we are like, we're, it's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
we are like, we're, it's like, oh, we want, we are, I'm aware of like, we always like,
oh, GW keep doing that.
There's already so much like in your own ranges as well.
Other things need a lot more work.
Like the impression of one thing I want.
He's talking a lot about Dota 2 in the chat.
My gosh.
There's only one thing I want for the miniatures.
And there's only one thing I'll ever want with the miniatures.
All I want, and it's really simple.
I want Khoras, Khorasarakan on a bike.
Never gonna happen.
Khorasarakan on a bike.
And then I'll be, I'll never ask for anything ever again.
Never, ever gonna happen.
On Moondraken.
Do it.
Oh, everyone says we are all Arsenal fans.
Not after their recent performances.
So close, brother.
How does it feel?
I need some people to get that.
Ash, tell me you kick with your feet and like the American football.
Because it's not football.
It's run ball.
I think that, yeah. So we will, we'll for you boys have like a regular law stream coming up soon again.
And we're also planning to do some tabletop simulator, one of the 40 K games.
So the challenges have been sent out there.
We might teach Andy to play one with 10th as well, because he needs to.
Good luck.
As you know, Andy, you could, you know, you need to buy all her miniatures because it's actually part of your job.
It's part of your non-sense.
You know, you could buy all her miniatures.
Because it's actually part of your job, it's part of your knowledge, you know, to buy one miniatures.
Therefore, when you're fighting, I like to just kidding.
I'll buy two.
I'll do it.
That's my army done.
Magnus, the Petunia night guy, Mr. Mike has beat you to the like and subscribe once again.
Hey, I do it because I'm the only one who remembers to say it.
You know, like finally, they actually have to keep the show going.
It's like at some point that we had to remember we're doing something.
Yeah, guys quickly like I didn't do that.
He says I never say share the video.
I said like and subscribe.
I'll say we also have March March.
Well, Krabs March pretty nice.
I know.
I love my cozy.
Yeah, you guys want to buy merchandise.
Do it for you.
Do it.
Do it for your self-esteem.
I couldn't find the word for a bit.
I think I so much for watching and listening.
Obviously, drawing along the stream, the guys who donated during the stream as well.
Those are really, really generous one.
If I can find the name of thank you very much.
And because that was a lot of arc that I can't see fine enough back in the chat.
Thank you, brother, so much.
You're really generous.
I hope you guys were all entertained.
And if you were just an audio listener, we hopefully described what we were seeing.
And if not, go to the chat.
Check it out.
I think I might have found it.
Or have I?
No, don't mind me.
And I found it and then I lost it.
It's in big, big red.
We'll go see it back.
Yeah, it was big red and then it disappeared.
I think next week should all be the regular showing.
So all of all the boys will be here though.
And we got some cool stuff coming up though.
We will finally be dragging Colin into the forest.
It was he the carnics for 99.99.
So thank you very much.
He the carnics.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, incredibly generous.
Thank you.
We'll see you guys all very soon.
Hope you guys enjoyed your Friday night and we'll see you guys all next week.
Love you all and peace out.
Bye.
Love you.
Bye.