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Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Lord Crimes. Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year, fellas.

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How are we guys doing? I mean, I've had an okay New Year's. I'm hoping everyone who's watching's had one. Colin, how has your New Year's been?

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It's been productive. You know, upside, right? I got like so many videos actually done in time to be able to go do something with my free self, which is nice. Downside, now need to pay my own medical insurance, double downside.

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Someone got some credit card information from me so I had to go cancel some purchases. But on the bright side, dogs.

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Dogs. Both two dogs. And the credit card information thing is really just, you know, cancel it and then the purchases someone else made go away.

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It's better than the last. It's not quite as funny as the last time because this purchase was someone just went into a men's store and like ordered some stuff and then some random stuff from some online store.

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The other time I got my credit card stolen, I just dropped it on the ground. I'm not kidding you. Dude bought a kayak.

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So like we knew it was stolen because I looked at, you know, the app on my phone. I was like, all right, I don't own a kayak. And the dude also went mini golfing.

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Like at the little like indoor course. I don't remember which came first and what order. So I think the dude went to buy a kayak and then went mini golfing.

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Okay. Okay. Well, at least it's all sorted now. Eli, how was your New Year's? All good? Yes, all good. I need to shave and get a haircut. I'm looking homeless. But yeah, it's all good.

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I did have one today. I had a trim. I had like the proper like burly like scrappy beard with the long hair and then like yesterday I was like, I was like, I was like Harrison Ford in The Fugitive just like trimming my beard off and stuff.

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By the way, everyone, Hal cannot be with us today. But you've got us instead. So you'll have to make do. But today, for a bit of fun, we are venting our daddy issues because today we are going to be rating daddies of Warhammer.

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So this is both Warhammer fantasy and 40k. As you can see, we've got a whole plethora.

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Say dad, say father.

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Daddies. Daddies. So this is a daddy stream.

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So without further ado, should we get cracking or should we go through the donos first? Yeah.

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I haven't seen a single Warhammer message in the chat for the last minute or two.

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It's been nothing. Say the N word.

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Well, to kick us off then the first donation from set for $4.99 a little bit for the best channels on YouTube. Sorry in advance if I can't say all the way through. Keep up the good times. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

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Would you guys like to read the next few? We've got three more. Sure.

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Sure thing. Donkeyman USA. Thanks for the fiver. Hal Goon so hard he delayed the stream not once but twice.

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The one is mighty long of Cygnus classic. Where's the amber daddy? He's not here today. Unfortunately. Thank you. I mean, if it's virtual, you're you're you're regular. I guess all of you are at this point. Thank you.

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As always, hope you're having a lovely New Year. Sorry to hear but all that shiz call in my New Year's resolution is use that kayak I got a while ago. Awesome. I hope you enjoy it. Yes.

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And a Dan Faye or a dance the first Eldrad is my daddy. Thank you very much. Huge, huge. Another person who likes elder elder already winning.

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Eli should love his wife so I love my wife. So, technically the first bunch of these are all technically gene daddy so we know they have children.

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But we're starting off strong with the lion D tier, not a good father. Absolutely terrible father. All right, now takes his own son with a backhand.

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Can we can we add an F tier, I don't think he's going to F tier but true.

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And it wasn't on purpose, but you don't backhand your son's skull.

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Not have some issues. If you do not like dad's special interest he will disown you. So,

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so we'll put him in D for that because yeah Nemille poor little guy who's just like, maybe we should do what your dad said, but sharp.

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Although he is now looking after as a strange children known as the risen with two Z's.

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Yeah, does he get a promotion to see because he's now learning he's a bad, he was a bad dad and now he's like, come back cigarettes and the milk quit smoking as a compromise.

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I don't know if he should stay at D is like the vast amount of information we have on the guys during the heresy.

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That's fair Jake Thornton said D for decapitation. I think that's fair. Next year dad, a or S. Why? What do you mean he's a great dad, he always was. He's a little bit he's a little bit pressuring.

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This is a pretty heresy full room.

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If we're including like what, no, it's not just free hair see full group.

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But he has a program is as to your is F tier so put them in B, I guess.

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The thing is, isn't there like a passage where Lucius makes a remark about how they've been doing naughty things to each other and like full groom makes a comment and you're like, dude, that's your son.

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What are you doing. Stop being Empress children weird.

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It's why I say, here is he here is he for him is a bad dad but pre here is he's great.

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Yeah and also he kills, he also kills his son by decapitation, I don't want to go to revive him. It's fine. I really think you should go down to see crazy.

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Look, if one of your kids is so filled with hated you, he sits in a cave for 10,000 years to blow you up. New exceptionally bad.

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But there's more hair see than pre hair see so I will admit to I'll grant you that but I think we got our first year elder would just win more often.

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We definitely have an F tier contender.

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Robbers got to be an F surely is better off.

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Hello children, how are you all kill yourself.

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The first like five minutes of meeting him.

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Just, just a quick question. Do you guys like remember anything nice he's ever done for anyone.

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He was a nice guy in the beginning of his prime work before he, when he was nice to his family. But I haven't read that for years, so I can't remember much.

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Okay with Magnus, but he was kind of like playing with his Thomas the Tank Engine was friends with like, it's pretty cool.

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When Fulgurum got shot in the head he was like, crying and sad and stuff he was he was by his with Fulgurum even if Fulgurum led him to just the goon session.

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But he did.

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Reading a passage from Angelic Sterbinatus and it's like he did, like, he was pretty upset when Fulgurum when you know, sicko demon Prince mode.

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Yeah, but that's still like, not a nice action that was just like I feel bad. And that's also not really relating to his kids who again, one in 10 of you need to kill yourselves right now.

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With your bare hands no less. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, not even do that.

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Nine out of 10 of you need to kill the other one out of 10 of you.

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Yeah, of your 10 man squad which you will actually get on really well like the one who's the worst like just kind of like, not good, not good, not good.

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Although, although I will give him credit for that. That might be the only ever seen use of the word decimation being used correctly.

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Because it got the amount of times.

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It has two meanings people.

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Yeah, and I get comments like, actually, am I coming to different things.

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I know.

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People who actually you want that deserve to be decimated.

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There are parabas in their own right.

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I know where you're at.

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He's probably a tier. I feel like he's a bit of an absent father sometimes unless you're a main character.

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He's an absent father.

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Also half his, you know, a big portion of his sons turn traitor.

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And you know he has to deal with that.

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And he gave me since there's an offer to like redeem themselves.

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I think he's a yeah but that was that was redemption and death that I feel like a really good father isn't going to tell you to redeem yourself by dying.

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And he's also one of the few Primarchs who adopted an orphan son review a la vida, who went on to be the grandmaster of the Grey Knight.

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All right, well, Gilman adopted like that.

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I think he's still at he also has left his kids, like half the other primark.

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Like, he's not exactly around.

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I'm not trying to argue him down to anything lower than a tier, I just think like,

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I think that like a conversation, I don't I don't I don't think the con is like, s tier dad material.

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He's not going to tell you about the birds and the bees.

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He's going to give you some weird aloof like metaphor and make you figure it out yourself and then you never actually figure it out.

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So then you're all messed up when you go to high school and it's like, you know what, this is the thing like the con would be like, hey, I'm going to teach you how to drive.

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And then he's like, hey, you speed and you go too fast.

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I'll let you make the mistake and I'll let you come home and I'll have my arms crossed and go, what did we learn?

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And that would be his parenting. So he'd let you go out and like go skateboarding.

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I think you ask him how to drive.

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You ask him how to drive and he says something about like, you have to feel it and then doesn't elaborate and then just let you do it.

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And then you.

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I think Jagged Eyes driving advice is going to start it and with him telling you to put kickstart my heart on the radio and then peddle to the metal.

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Why is he not an S tier? That's a great dad, if ever.

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And then he goes, drink your milk. It's like, yes, dad.

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Drink the milk.

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He would also not get along with the other parents.

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He'd be like, I feel like he would tell his kid to go beat up the other kid.

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I know, you know, he would be sorry.

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You go first. I think we might be about to say the same thing and now go on.

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I think I don't think you will go on.

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I think you ever hear like, you know, my dad could be to your dad.

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I think Jagged Eye Khan would rock up, kick the other kid in the face and then go punch his dad to know what I was going to say is like, if ever you went to like an activity and it's like you got the kids all like singing their parts and then Jagged Eye would be the guy who's like in the background.

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And he'd look at one of the kids dads and be like, kid sucks at singing.

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Like he wouldn't like gloss over it.

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He just like their shit.

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And that'd be like his thing.

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Like he is correct.

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And he probably like he probably wouldn't say that just flippantly.

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It'd be more like if you told off if I was if I was Jagged Eye's son and I was bad at singing at the Nativity.

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He'd be like, yeah, you could do better, but your kid sucks.

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Yeah, thanks dad. I'm being bullied. My dad could be up your dad and child.

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Anyway, next, speaking of being up to him, Leman Russ.

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He's an okay dad.

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Has he beat up children?

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I guess probably when they're all drinking.

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He's probably beat up a child at some point. Yeah.

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I think Leman Russ would be a much better uncle than he would be a dad.

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He's a weird one.

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Like he doesn't he doesn't actually like act like his sons actually do.

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He kind of puts on a facade.

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So how does that translate to being a dad?

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Like, oh, my sons are all Viking Lappas.

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But like me, I'm just doing it to like humor them.

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Is that probably not the best thing?

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I don't know.

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It's a bit sus to me.

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Beats you very much into.

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He'd be the guy who's like, oh, break into the liquor cabinet.

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Go on. I dare you.

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And then when you do, he's like, ah, that's my boy.

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Like, Leman, be responsible.

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Ah, it's fine.

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I mean, yeah, you know, Leman.

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I like that Eli.

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He'd be he'd be the best uncle, but he I don't know if I want to have him as the dad.

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What do you what do you mean?

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You don't want beer for dinner and breakfast and lunch.

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Put you in your cereal.

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It makes you strong.

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I have a hangover.

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You're seven. You're fine.

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Chips.

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Absolutely opposite.

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Like Rogal Dawn.

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Rogal Dawn would be the guy who sends you to boarding school, right?

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You could not talk to your feelings about this guy.

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No, no, no.

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He's literally a wall.

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He'd be talking about birds or bees.

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Now go to bed.

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Funny enough, every time he had feelings, he couldn't talk about them in the hair.

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He didn't know how.

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He does have his grandfather's blankie, though.

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He has grandpa's blankie.

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Look, I think Dorn would be a very stern but fair father figure who loves you.

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He just doesn't know how to put it into words.

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So he so he invite.

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Look, I'm just saying every every single bring your child to work day he's bringing you with.

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For you.

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I don't know if he gets 18.

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I feel like if you if you disappoint him, he will like borderline disown you.

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You will be a doctor.

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You will be a doctor or a lawyer.

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Dad.

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No.

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And he would be like, as soon as you finish school, you're going straight to work.

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You're going on the building site straight away.

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And you keep as soon as you're 16, you're not you're paying rent.

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You're going to make your way.

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But but if you're a good boy, when it's bring your kid to work day and he's building the Imperial Palace, he might let you fire off one of the guns on the wall.

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Here is the musket.

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And eventually you get the rubble houses over there.

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Could you just build it a bit like three degrees to the right?

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You know, also, that is a good point.

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He if it means getting back at Perot, he's going to let you die.

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And yes, then just the iron cage and you know, look, that's not look, that's not great.

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But all of his kids are equally as like wall he is.

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So they all wanted to do that, which granted isn't great.

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But you know what it'd be?

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It'd be if you threw eggs at someone's house, he would give you a massive telling off unless it was Pertorabo's house, then he would see how you well done.

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He'd be in front of him and say, Oh, I can't believe you sick has been throwing eggs at doors.

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Somebody clip that out on well done.

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He'd buy you another program of eggs and say, go back to it.

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Mission's not finished, soldier. He hasn't moved.

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I've got you some eggs and a nerf gun.

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Oh, after you're in the way, does that that con.

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Conrad's right here.

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You got to work for the children. No, no, put him down.

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The impression he's arguably even worse than Pertorabo, I think, because he let his kids become what they are.

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And then he said, I'm fed up with this planet.

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Help me like murder everyone on this planet that I'm from, because they've let me down once again.

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Like, OK, Dad. And yeah, Jago turned out quite well considering.

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I think one out of like a hundred thousand or however many totaled nightlords there would have been is like, that's that's a very bad track record.

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Yeah. Like you've got stoic daddy issues and then you've just got like hot topics daddy issues, but not in a cool way.

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Like a kind of, oh, it's past its time and it's a bit depressing.

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Oh, gosh.

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How did that. Are you reading chat?

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See a meme. I'm reading chat.

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Eli's wife is a nightlord fan.

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Unbelievable.

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I think I don't know enough different ways to spell Braden and chat.

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Sanguineous. He'd be a great. He is a great dad.

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Surely he's the best dad of the lot of the other than Gilliman.

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I don't know enough about him.

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He loves them. He loves them a lot.

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He only kills them when he has.

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I mean, I'll give him credit.

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He did it when, you know, they were berserk rage monsters.

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Yeah. If your kid had like unkilling rabies.

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Although I don't know, he could have locked them up. I'm pretty.

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The red thirst is the one you can kind of like.

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Yeah. The tough and through, isn't it?

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Black rage. You don't generally. Black rage doesn't turn off unless you're Mephiston.

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Although even the red first during the heresy when it started to crop up, they were getting too thirsty.

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And he was just like, ah, he's not getting better.

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My boy, my boy, my beautiful boy.

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And then Horace is like, what's going on here?

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I was like, don't know. Don't tell dad.

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It's about them. Don't worry about it.

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They taught them to paint, which is really good for a Warhammer person, because that's like all.

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He taught them to be in touch with their feelings when they made chaplains.

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He was like, we already have them. Yours a cringe.

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I already have counselors in my legion who look after us.

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He's he's inspiring. Everyone loves him by default.

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Just by looking at him, they cry. I cry every time I look at a picture that I have framed by my bed.

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And I'm a Jagatai boy, but I can't help but cry when I see Sanguineous saying that he's Uncle Sanguineous.

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He's great. He has no flaws. He's an angel.

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It's a beautiful. Not at all. No flaws. No, not a single one. No.

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Do you want to say something? If you say so.

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I'm just saying I think he had some anger issues.

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No, I thought it was going to be mean like, it's one of our wildest sanguineous has no flaws.

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I don't know. Being dead is a bit of a red flag.

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It hurts. It hurts my soul.

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I guess that does make him an absent father, but I don't know how much fault I can give someone for being dead.

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That one's a bit harder to do.

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Especially fighting like the worst threat imaginable.

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Do we want to read some donations before going further? Absolutely.

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Would you like to give us one Eli?

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Stealthy 47. Good number. Good agent. Thank you for the two dollars. Slashes both mommy and daddy. That is correct.

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Madami.

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Donkeymaneous say thank you for the two dollars. Conrad Curvace. Flamey Harder. Okay. Let's get that off the screen please.

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Angry Homunculus. Thank you for the five. Storytime on unknowingly touched and nearly clipped some dudes.

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Gillamond model in the Warhammer shop in Enfield. Holy cow. Sorry. Thank you for the five. You should have finished the job.

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Good job. Parker Simon. This man lives in the UK. Thank you for the 4.99.

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I bought my nephew a trampoline. Ungrateful little bastard just sat in his wheelchair and cried. Oh my gosh.

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Where is that from?

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That sounds like a Percher Abel quote.

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I've heard that before.

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Romulus. Thank you for the five. Colin is the biggest Bretonius imp and he really thinks that Malheath is the true phoenix king. Well this Colin guy sounds quite reasonable.

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Damn I think this Colin guy needs to get brutally murdered.

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Angry Homunculus. Again thank you for the two. Dorne is a military dad. Very true and I feel like those have a high chance of being whack.

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Donkeyman USA five. Thank you. Female Nightlords fans are the weakness of all emotionally starved men. Very real.

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I can fix her.

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Well again even.

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Cannot.

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Me and Connor.

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I want to.

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Arthur Bones Mr. Bones 40k we're talking about like the phenomena of like girls who like Nightlords like what's good and he likes Nightlords too.

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It's just like what's going on with those ladies.

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That's a lot of damage.

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Oh he's put it in the chat Rocket. Very nice.

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I don't know what that means but still.

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It means nothing. It means fucking nothing.

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I feel like that should be more like if you're into the Death Guard you're a rock girl but oh well. I'm too old I don't get it. I don't know what's happening.

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Illman as Elizabeth Young's undying lust. I mean respect. Interesting. Interesting.

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So real for that. So real.

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Speaking of undying lust Ferris manners. He could have been a good dad. No. No. No.

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No. I'm going to see with his best buddy.

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I think he should be worse than he's not F tier but he's a taskmaster. He won't do anything other than like he wanted to fix his kids problems at least.

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He just didn't get the survival long enough to do it. Yeah. Yeah.

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That's what happens when you're the first one to die.

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Well the thing is he's better than Pertorabo because he didn't like go I need you guys to suffer so much.

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Go kill each other.

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Please kill yourself.

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So he was like but he was less compassionate than the lion which is saying something because it's the lion and he's all like hey it just reminds me of like Sigismund's novel.

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There's a bit where he fights the iron hands champion called Foth or Fott.

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There's a joke in there somewhere about Ferris's Fott and he like gets beaten by Sigismund and then there's like you know for a fact when doors are closed Ferris is like punishing that guy for not doing it.

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He's punishing that guy for not winning like badly but he'd live I suppose and he'd be like well now you get it.

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Bad news. I'm gonna like break your arm. Good news. Here's a bionic one.

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He's a dad. That's Ferris down to a T.

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He's a dad that forces his kids into sports and competitions and stuff that they don't want to do.

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Ferris is also the guy who goes you're doing this sport and this hobby and this sport and you're doing this homework and this and these are the grades you will get or you are going to have problems or I'm going to go to sleep at this time.

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And if you make me look bad in front of any of the other parents you I would kill you.

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That's Ferris. The lion will just leave a six year old at home for a week and wonder why they weren't able to manage themselves and wonder why the house is destroyed when he comes back.

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The lion will release you into the forest of Caliban and just be like he'll be fine.

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See him in a week.

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You got a little Timmy.

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Yeah like a stray cat. Oh there we go another great dad.

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Angra could have been a great dad. He could have been a great dad.

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He was made to be a good dad and he messed it up because someone had to put nails in his brain.

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He didn't mess it up. He didn't mess up anything.

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I don't fault him for that but also like functionally that means he's a real shit dad.

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Well yeah he's terrible. He could have been great.

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He's all ended up.

293
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Surely he's not even. Surely he's F-tier.

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The first time he meets his kids he kills them all until.

295
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Oh yeah.

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Until Carden shows up.

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Until Carden finally gets him to stop doing that.

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F-tier dad for Carden. F-tier for everyone else I guess.

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To be fair I did a voice line for Warrior Tears video on Angra and I was Grea who was like the original first captain.

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And he's just like ah hello my lord. I can't wait to help you reclaim worlds in the name of the emperor.

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He says the name of who? And he just goes in and I'm like ah that was a short part.

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Oh well.

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And yeah like Carden's dad.

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I tried.

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Seeing all of his brothers smeared on the walls and he's like.

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Right this is the worst interview of my life.

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Okay.

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Things have been better.

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Surely this is one of the best dads we can get.

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Yeah.

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Although I feel like he'd be too busy for you most of the time but I think he's still a good dad.

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He's a good dad. I mean he'd be like I'm very busy Timmy but do you need a hand?

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Okay ask your mother. Or he'd be like oh okay like okay.

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Okay. Tarranic. Tarranic. Four. Okay cool.

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Give me a minute.

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Daddy's got a lot of work to do. I'll sort it out later.

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I think.

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He does crack jokes with his sons. He's a good man.

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Yeah.

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Good dad.

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He's a good dad.

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I mean you know you were talking about the adoption thing Andy.

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You know he adopted two entire legions of kids.

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Just quietly brought them into the ultramarines.

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Oh those ones. I thought you were talking about Secundus for a second.

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No no no.

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Well technically Dawn did as well. They had like one each.

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Yeah Dawn yeah. Or they split it or something.

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For that I'm going to put Dawn a bit higher than Leland.

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Also like during Secundus it was like hey guys we're going to make the biggest pillow fort in the universe.

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Come to Uncle Rabutais and you know they're like oh yeah.

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Dark angels blood angels a few white scars and say this will be fucking cool.

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Uncle Gilman's got the biggest house there is. Amazing.

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And then Curse has to go ruin it all by massacring civilians and trying to bully his mum.

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That's not good. And he did have a good dad.

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To be fair.

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All the people who put on it's like Angon kind of had a dad but he died.

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Paderabot had less of a dad more of like a jailer.

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Lion had a dad who stabbed him in the end.

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Yeah that did happen.

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Fulgrum had like a cooperative.

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Dawn had a granddaddy.

343
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Fulgrum had a granddaddy.

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Well there's a lot about it.

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Dawn had a granddad because he was like oh the really old guy from the Dawn tribe.

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Leman had a dad who died of old age which is rare in Fenris.

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Jack if I had a dad and then someone had to go and kill him and ruin everything.

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And then like yeah Gilman had a mum and a dad and the dad died but he also had Gila mum.

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And Gila mum is the best mum in 40k.

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Tom Warren kind of kind of spitting.

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Gilman's the overworked businessman who never spends time with his kids.

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But when he says he's actually doing it to give him a better life he actually means it.

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And he's not just hookers a blow in the office.

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Also like you said Andy I will say I don't know how much credit it gives Gilman.

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But like the only Primarch where the ultramarines could realistically expect to meet grandma.

356
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Yeah and also the only one around other than the Lion who doesn't count.

357
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It's like too fair. It's like it's pretty good dad to have.

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He has most of the Space Marine chapters. He's now in charge of the Imperium entire.

359
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He's the kind of guy who will build like a house for you to live in not for him to be like look at my big house I'm so great.

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Yeah your pension is has never been more secure than if Gilman's your dad.

361
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Yeah Gilman has so many trust funds it's unbelievable.

362
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Everyone's benefiting from those trust funds.

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Whereas like Jagatai is like I've got you a lot of land. It's like thanks dad.

364
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But Bobby from up next or his dad's got like 1700 houses and like yeah he's in charge.

365
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But grass is fun but I kind of like bricks and marble.

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I'm going to say C.

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I've only read like three Death Guard Horace A.C. books but it didn't seem that bad.

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I mean that's why he tripped up in the end too because his kids were suffering all around him.

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He was like I don't I don't want to watch this anymore. This is horrible.

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Which is great. Even in his Primark book it's pretty cool. He's sorry.

371
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Oh no I've delayed sorry.

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Like you know granted he did stop the suffering by pledging all their souls to hell which not great.

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But again it was stone out of love better than again anyone in F tier.

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And bro took the longest dad nap ever.

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Yeah.

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And to be fair there's also like a nice exchange in Mortarion's book where it's him and him and the barbarians were all like trying to kill the necromancer lords.

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And one of them calls one of the others bitter blood because he's like I tasted blood and he's cracking jokes at the expense of his son.

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He's like oh dad. At this point he's not his dad. He's like his comrade in arms.

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And then they put the gene seed in him and he's like now you're my daddy.

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And he's like oh OK. But like he had like a bit of a very dry sense of humor.

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He was at the end of it trying to do well by his sons.

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But he did like order the purge of like a large portion of his sons that didn't agree with him.

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So I'm like OK. Yes you were nice to your sons on that bridge when they were turning into like Nergal plague Marines.

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But you also went after my boy Nathaniel Garrow which makes you an idiot. And I hate you.

385
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Look I think C is fine. Yeah I think so too.

386
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What about your unfal? We'll go together then shall we?

387
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Yeah it's sad. Why are you saying it's sad? It's really bad.

388
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Fulgrim was also part of that and he's in C.

389
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Oh true. But why is the lion here for backhanding one guy and these are like mad?

390
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Because he has he has tism bro. He has the tism.

391
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I see what kind of stream this is. Look look look the virus bombing thing isn't great.

392
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But that's like there's a level of detachment when you backhand your kids head off you are like you are in the trenches.

393
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You are there. The lion is not going to be a good dad bro. The lion is great by himself.

394
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He's going to go out and do his own thing and you're never going to see him again.

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I like that mentality of like you shouldn't hit your kids but if you firebomb the school they're in it's fine.

396
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What is going on here? What's happening? That's nice and quick.

397
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It's just passionate. Okay whatever.

398
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Oh here we go. Worse than Magnus. Get rid of Magnus.

399
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He's an enabler. As much as we give the lion grief Magnus in his book when Prospero is under attack.

400
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He hides the space wolves presence from his civilian populace and his sons.

401
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And then one of them I think it's Uffa Zarr. He's like Scarab of Colts come with me.

402
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He's like dad space wolves come and kill us.

403
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And he's like no don't worry about it. We should all be dying because we're bad.

404
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He's like no we should protect. And he goes and he just like kills him.

405
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You're such a dick. Yeah see that one was not an accident.

406
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That one was not the lion who just put a bit too much juice in that swing.

407
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That was like I'm so self-loathing I should like let all my people die as well.

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Rather than evacuate them or let them know.

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And then worst of all he then has a change of heart. He goes no actually I kind of like living.

410
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Oh you're the worst. Screw you Magnus.

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After he had already cast power word kill on his kids.

412
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Yes after he'd done the what's it Dr. Manhattan on Rorschach.

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I don't know if you can reference me to that.

414
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And I've killed Colin. Is he F tier or D?

415
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000
He's either top of F or bottom of B.

416
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:14,000
He had good dad moments before all that stuff happened I think.

417
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,000
So I think he still didn't get D.

418
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Like what?

419
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
What do you mean? He was pretty nice to his kids.

420
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
He had good stuff with Aramund.

421
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
He was trying to educate them.

422
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:29,000
I mean at the same time he was like send your kids down the dark web and see what they find I guess.

423
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,000
But he was right there with you.

424
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
He was in the computer right next to you.

425
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,000
He encouraged their abilities and stuff you know.

426
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:44,000
He was all there like ah I've taught you literacy up until Ligma balls.

427
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,000
He trusted Aramund with the you know the big book.

428
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
That's pretty big.

429
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Good decent dad stuff.

430
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Horace.

431
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Horace himself. Mr. Charisma.

432
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:05,000
Like Colin would you like to share with the chat a book you recently got?

433
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Ah yes.

434
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Due to a deal, somehow I would like I have purchased the audio book of Horace Rising.

435
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Goaded book.

436
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Huge.

437
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
I have heard it's a good book.

438
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:27,000
The first three Horace Heresy books are good because that's when they planned it to be like a ten book series and not a million.

439
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Yeah sure.

440
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:34,000
To be honest my favorite thing of those books is the voice they put for Horace.

441
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Which is like hello everyone I'm Horace Lupical.

442
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000
And for some reason I talk like this my son.

443
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000
I talk out of my nose rather than through my mouth.

444
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:47,000
I'm like fair enough that's a boy for Horace I suppose.

445
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,000
I don't know why you guys are stuck with me.

446
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,000
It's what's his name who did Hells Reach and all sorts of it.

447
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000
It's what's his job.

448
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Good good audio guy but like for some reason Horace he just made him really nasally I don't know why.

449
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
So cute puppy.

450
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,000
He's getting up at me I think he wants to leave.

451
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Puppy you want to help rank Horace?

452
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Dog.

453
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000
Dog dog dog.

454
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000
What a cutie.

455
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000
He's so small and fluffy.

456
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Headphones are a lot harder to put on one hand.

457
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Alright alright Bucky.

458
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Where do we put Horace?

459
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:35,000
He seems confused mostly.

460
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
That is most of their reign.

461
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I am confused but endearing.

462
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Nice.

463
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Eat the dog says thank you.

464
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
No.

465
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Don't do it.

466
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Horace also brought his kids down the whole Horace heresy.

467
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Yeah you know it is named after him.

468
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
I guess it's got to be.

469
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000
He loved them a lot to be fair.

470
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:04,000
He did but didn't he also kind of like encourage every bad thing about his legion that caused it like the like the like God.

471
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Warrior lodges there we go I totally forgot that he was like yeah you know that kind of competition is good

472
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:13,000
and that kind of competition led to some stuff.

473
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Because the thing about Horace is weird is I think one of the biggest problems of Horace as a character is that it's kind of ambiguous how much of it was Horace and how much of it was like chaos using him as like a puppet.

474
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Where it's like up until he gets stabbed by the spear of rust it's like that's not really Horace that's like Horace.

475
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:46,000
Like I am Horace almost says like I never quite know how much authors authors make whatever they want them to for convenience.

476
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Chaos.

477
00:37:48,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Yeah all right but how about this like you know we were talking you know we were discussing Mortarion you brought up the whole virus bombing thing that was that was Horace. He was the dad who said we need to do this and then convince the other dads to nuke their kids.

478
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
After being stabbed by the chaos.

479
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
All right then Bucky where should we put.

480
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Yeah but he still did it. It's like the same thing as Angra I'm like yeah Angra probably would have been great without the nails but he's got them.

481
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Sure Horace would have been great if he wasn't stabbed but he was.

482
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Also, again, I'd like to point out, we'll just look up to S tier at Gilliman who got stabbed by the same sword and he just went nah, nah I'm built different.

483
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Not me. Couldn't be me.

484
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Not Corpheron, you're rubbish watch.

485
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,000
That heart of yours. Do you mind if I borrow this?

486
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Yeah poor Corpheron.

487
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000
So yeah, we're thinking D?

488
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Yes, I will be right back because I think the puppy.

489
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Yes thank you buddy is gonna is gonna go upstairs because he's getting up.

490
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,000
I will leave with you leave with you. I think Lorgar is eight here.

491
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:05,000
And I will let you stew in that one until I'm back. I'll be right back.

492
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Right. No, we're gonna do some donos until you get back.

493
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
I'm not letting that stand, that's rubbish.

494
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:22,000
I'll get a couple of these Tom, Tom Kerber for $10. Hi guys. Did you know someone made an AI Skaven song?

495
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
I believe it.

496
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Sounds like something the Skaven would do.

497
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:33,000
A dance the first again Ferris is a bit over his head when it comes to.

498
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:40,000
It's a cool profile.

499
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Thank you. Thank you for gifting the five little crimes memberships. Thank you very much.

500
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Would you like to read these ones?

501
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Sure Tom Warren, thank you for the $2. Oh my gosh Horace was a beetle all along.

502
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:03,000
I get it. I get it. Hollow network host $5. Thank you.

503
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Morty is worst son ever. Also lion needed to stay looking for the milkman.

504
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Mr. Sleeping Beauty wannabe Bretonian. Wow, that is quite the sentence.

505
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Thank you. Thank you. Don't you mean USA for the $5. I go into Jonathan Keeble, his got your voice.

506
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Thank you. I'm sure Colin does as well. Speaking of you go into Jonathan Keeble as document USA also does, I guess.

507
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Who's actually specifically a guy who is Brian blessed.

508
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Yeah, Jonathan Keeble's probably read the books before and done the voice I imagine.

509
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:51,000
We were reading dough knows until he got back calling because Andy refused to slide the set.

510
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Thank you for the $4.99 Toby long worth giving Horace and Garns the same voice.

511
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,000
That is funny. Yeah. Thank you very much.

512
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Donations guys. Technically I go into the dead list for the dark god shorts. Thank you.

513
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Thank you. Shackle shower. Really just said that on the on the on the right. All right. I got baited so hard by that.

514
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Good Lord. Explain yourself. What are you talking about? Why are we putting him so high?

515
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:31,000
I think Orgar is a spiritual man and I think he would be there for his kids when there's some trying times.

516
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:37,000
I think he would be present and he would do his best.

517
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,000
And, you know, maybe maybe be tear given everything that's happened.

518
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:47,000
But I think he put in the effort, which is more than a pretty decent amount of people on this list.

519
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Both you've already gone through and upcoming. And I like to think he still tries.

520
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Can I counter that with one factoid? Of course.

521
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:03,000
So bear in mind, the word bearers currently are the only intact legion.

522
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:13,000
But Lord has been like stuck in his tower for like ten thousand years meditating and or gooning without any contact.

523
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,000
I'm pretty sure he's doing something. I don't know where to find this.

524
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Lord, Lord, Lord. I've heard he's doing stuff.

525
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000
There's this crazy bird that keeps attacking him every time he leaves his house.

526
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
He's on house arrest. Also, also, that is full.

527
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Lord, Lord, I fed his children to demons. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he's pretty bad.

528
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Pretty bad. You know, you know, maybe bump him down a rake or two.

529
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:40,000
You know, I did be a spy. I think he deserves to be.

530
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000
He he cares. A lot of them seem like pretty willing to the whole demon thing.

531
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,000
And then they were. It was pretty cool.

532
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Look, all I'm saying is, if you imagine all the kids like imagine the Space Marines were kids in a school and the Primarchs were parents.

533
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:06,000
If you went to school, there was a whole class of like law guards children and they were like, hey, do you want to like read this book of this?

534
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:14,000
This is really important book. And say, oh, by the way, if you don't read it, we're going to like use your blood to draw new passages in the pages.

535
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Like bad parenting. But this is how it was at first.

536
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000
I blame the first it was burning books and churches.

537
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Always always a choice. Blame the emperor. It was like burning books.

538
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:31,000
It was like that scene in Indiana Jones is like, yeah, that was what they were doing before.

539
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,000
And then they were like, oh, no, I understand.

540
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000
And we need to burn everything other than this. Ah, ah, oh, chaos.

541
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Mm. Yum. Mm. Chaos. Like, no. What are these? What are these freaks?

542
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Put them in the bin where they belong. Yuck. Bad dad.

543
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Can be tier.

544
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Competitive.

545
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
I love you.

546
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Is your real.

547
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Self-defense.

548
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000
He is correct. Good.

549
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000
I think really well, because I come on. Put them up there.

550
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Although although he's making his kids go on a silly quest to find all the relics and then he'll come back.

551
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000
But he won't come back unless they get the silly quest done.

552
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,000
I don't know.

553
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000
That doesn't seem.

554
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Look, look, look.

555
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Go ahead.

556
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
A quest is healthy. You know, it gives you something to do.

557
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
It gives you busy. Keeps you off the street.

558
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Yeah. I mean, if I'm being honest, imagine.

559
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Could you imagine a galactic wide treasure hunt?

560
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
That sounds fun to me. Yeah.

561
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
If I was a kid. Oh, yeah.

562
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
I'm not just like, oh, we're going to get you like.

563
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,000
And we're not being like, oh, under the tree at the end, there's a Hershey bar.

564
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:54,000
It's like, no, there's like, there's like a cool spear and there's like an entire ship with like a forge in it and a planet sized like thing.

565
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,000
And you get a free WMD. That's cool.

566
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Yeah, it's cool. It's really cool. And Vulcan's cool and everyone loves him.

567
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:06,000
And he had a dad and he killed Eldar with his dad, which is really cool.

568
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Never mind F to your focus guy.

569
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,000
It was through Carrie. It's fine.

570
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:16,000
And the kid. I will never let that go.

571
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Sometimes it needs to be done. You know, that could have been Stalin. You never know.

572
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:27,000
Yeah, that older child.

573
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Yeah, yeah, that was now that was like, wow.

574
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaking of

575
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:42,000
no, speaking of Ravens, I know.

576
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:47,000
So I will not say anything. I've read one Raven guard book.

577
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:54,000
I would honestly put him like here because let's not forget.

578
00:45:54,000 --> 00:46:05,000
He he had all the Terran Astartes and he was like, oh, Horus is making me do gate 42 where I'm going to like just send my men to like charge the gate, which makes no sense because we're not good at doing that.

579
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:11,000
And like most of them will die. I guess the Terrans will do. And those who didn't die, he said, I don't like you.

580
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Fuck off. I just sent them off.

581
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:20,000
The ghoul stars like that's a bad dad and slightly racist dad like, oh, you're from terror.

582
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Yeah, only my lice say us my like chaos boys are good enough.

583
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Terran's cringe.

584
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Yuck. It's funny message from DJ Beasts in the chat.

585
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Eli, if you could pick between China or your wife, how would you divorce your wife?

586
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
That's crazy.

587
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
That is crazy.

588
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Yeah, Corax is kind of dumb. I don't know. He's like, I don't like Terran's.

589
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
I'm a bit edgy.

590
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Eli's wife thinks Taiwan is a country.

591
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
Okay, does anyone have any problems with me?

592
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
I don't know any Corax lore.

593
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
That's the most Corax response ever.

594
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,000
I've read 30 freaking Horus Hayacy books and I feel like I don't know half of the stupid lore.

595
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:14,000
He's got his own anthology book called Corax and it's like nothing's memorable about him at all. It's a shame.

596
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I hit the mute button again because I'm a goofy gooner. I call Corbin and give him, look, give him C.

597
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Look, he tries. He just sucks at it.

598
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Like, you know, the thing where he emergency made a bunch of space marines and got Alpha Legion and it was like, damn, that's not great, but I'll take care of this.

599
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:44,000
How many arms do you have again? Wait, four? That's too many.

600
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Not great, but you know, he did his best.

601
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaking of Alpha Legion, Alpharius. Weirdo.

602
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:58,000
He was a great dad at first. I think he was S tier dad in the Greek crusade.

603
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:06,000
But during the Horus Hayacy, your life means nothing to this guy and he will sacrifice you on any mission that he wants to.

604
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:19,000
All I'm saying is, if you were again at school and all of his kids were like, I'm trying to look more like my dad in every conceivable way.

605
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Look what I did with like my protractor. I'd be like, concern. What is going on?

606
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
You need an intervention. Yes.

607
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:36,000
I think he was an S tier dad. I think C is fine. He had some good...

608
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Good point here from Philly. He's a chronic liar. How could you have him?

609
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:49,000
The whole thing is about deception, gaslighting, lying, and also look like me and shave your head. Never grow hair. Hair is bad. No.

610
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:57,000
Is it Alpharius raising the kids or Omegon in secret because Alpharius forgot to, says Coffee Grounds for Snorri. Very real.

611
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Yeah, I think C tier is too nice.

612
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Because they completely freaking redid his character throughout the Horus Hayacy because authors are bad at writing this guy.

613
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,000
We know he's F tier for sure.

614
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Vestad, there is.

615
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
In the S.

616
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Yeah.

617
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
So we're going to put him at the bottom of F, are we?

618
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000
I remember my versus match. I still haven't recovered.

619
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:31,000
What did he tell Aangron again that a ghost will have to do?

620
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Yeah. Is that about how the line went?

621
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Aangron is an F tier dad because of this guy.

622
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Yeah. And also he's like when he's reunited with Reboot, he's just like, ah, weapon tool.

623
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000
You're like, oh, what's going on with you, Emperor? Ah.

624
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,000
What do you mean up to? Ah.

625
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Yeah, yeah. Enough said.

626
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Alcudor was better though. Yes.

627
00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:03,000
He had like a human elder half-breed that he was tormenting in like his chambers.

628
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,000
And every time he killed it, he killed himself. He would like revive him and wipe his memories.

629
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000
But he got on well with Leemon.

630
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:16,000
That's crazy. That's crazy.

631
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Yeah, he's a psychopath just like the Emperor.

632
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:25,000
He's in charge of like the administratum and the assassinorum. Nothing shifty about that.

633
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:31,000
He founded the Knights Errant. So he's Loken and Garo's best guy.

634
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:38,000
He looked after, I say looked after, he told Endred Hart who to kill when he was in the thick of the fighting during the heresy.

635
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,000
And he was just like, I don't like you. He was like, well, if you do as I say, fine.

636
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000
And that was Endred's story. Alcudor is the dad that stepped up.

637
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:54,000
He force choked Horus, which is pretty cool. You know, disciplining your children.

638
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Yeah.

639
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:03,000
He's disciplining your kids and I think there's a forced joke.

640
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:07,000
At the highest. Oh my gosh.

641
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:14,000
He raised a various who ended up being a complete sociopath.

642
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:19,000
I just like how Fanquel was like, Andy cannot be allowed to have children. Don't worry, Fanquel. I've taken measures.

643
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Anyway, see? See, Tia? Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

644
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Eldrad, Elfman. I think where he is right now is perfect because I think he's going to like...

645
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Eldrad, you know, the ultimate farce here, right? He's going to figure out like the best way to plot your future.

646
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Like perfectly, except he's not going to tell you he's doing it.

647
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:46,000
And he's also going to be a huge prick about how he goes about everything.

648
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:51,000
So the path you are on with him as your dad is the route to your ultimate success.

649
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,000
By God, is he going to be a smug prick about it when you get there?

650
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:00,000
And also there's like no actual input from him. He just goes, trust the plan. Trust the plan.

651
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Yeah. I would say a bonus for him is he adopted a loyalist.

652
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Well, I say a loyalist. He adopted a word bearer who wanted to assassinate Lorgar, which is pretty cool.

653
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:15,000
But then he was like, I will like let you help me.

654
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:21,000
The option. The other option is the lava that's going to slowly like reach you on Nocturne and burn you alive is the alternative.

655
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:28,000
So it's like, ah, Barthouz is like, ah, fine. Why not? I don't like Lorgar.

656
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Or lava.

657
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:37,000
He's in one paragraph of the end of the death and then we never hear from him.

658
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000
What? OK, like fine.

659
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:45,000
He's chilling on Ulthwe. He's just hanging out.

660
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:49,000
This is fine, I think.

661
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:54,000
I need to read Veiledor and I really think he's in that.

662
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000
That's what I'm reading next.

663
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Well, he's going to come back at the perfect time in your life.

664
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000
You're not going to see him until you're 25 years old.

665
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
You're bankrupt and your life is ended.

666
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000
But then he comes back to save you at the last minute.

667
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:15,000
He comes back with like 10 winning lottery tickets and like a free spaceship for you.

668
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Sounds pretty cool.

669
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
But he's left.

670
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Yeah, he's also left you for like 25 years and also 10,000 here.

671
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,000
10,000. You know, that's a good.

672
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Yeah, I guess put him above Lorgar.

673
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Yeah. Look, there's definitely better.

674
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,000
I'm looking for a tree. I'm looking for an important tree.

675
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Like, fair enough, Leeman.

676
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Yeah, he's meditating.

677
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:45,000
I think, like I said earlier, you realize coming back, but he is absolutely the dad

678
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000
who's too busy to hang out with you because the office has hookers and blow

679
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:52,000
because he's a pirate.

680
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Can you explain this one to the.

681
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,000
That is a Syrian and he is an F tier guy.

682
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,000
I think it's I think we're supposed to be the Phoenix Lords.

683
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
I think that was the idea.

684
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,000
I think I think I saw like briefly what the Google said that our work was some like

685
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:14,000
alternate heresy and it's like that's the avatar of a Syrian after.

686
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:20,000
But put him like above what about the top of F tier because like he's F tier in a

687
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,000
real, you know, he's the king of the elder gods.

688
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Right. So he's got to he's got to keep balance between a lot of at the time

689
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000
incredibly powerful deities.

690
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:36,000
The problem is his idea of balance is a issue coming up to him and going, Hey,

691
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Kane's murdering all of my children.

692
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,000
He because he is he is the father of the elder gods or at least he's he's called

693
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:50,000
that and his response to issue going he's murdering my children was to go cry me

694
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
a fucking river.

695
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
And then she did get good.

696
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,000
And then after he just he just separated the warp and the material.

697
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
He's like, no, now no one gets to play.

698
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000
I'm taking my ball and I'm going home.

699
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
I'm taking my balls and then mine alone.

700
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:09,000
And and then when and then when Isha had the audacity to complain about, hey, I'd

701
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,000
like to see my kids.

702
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,000
He said, Hey, Kane, go have fun with her and kernels.

703
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Just torture them.

704
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,000
This is fair.

705
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Kane is F tier.

706
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
Bottom of F tier.

707
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,000
You have to kill yourself to get this guy to give you any attention.

708
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Wow.

709
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Also like a pack.

710
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000
He's he's the elder slash elf god of war.

711
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:40,000
The problem is the thing he loves killing the most is elves.

712
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,000
The way you said that, Eli, I like the idea of like, oh, I miss dad.

713
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:51,000
It's like, well, you know how to see him loaded.

714
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Gosh, we've got a few donations.

715
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,000
I think we should read through them before we get into the scene.

716
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:59,000
We need to read a few before Collins.

717
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000
You want to read a few?

718
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Sure, I would be happy to.

719
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:10,000
I always I keep going to like the stream side chat and I keep forgetting this is so much easier.

720
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Dante, thank you for the 2500 CLP.

721
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
I misread the title of the past.

722
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Did you more ever?

723
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
My brain is rotten.

724
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Colin is Hansu's top guy.

725
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Big, big, no, big.

726
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:36,000
You were six inches in techless and six inches.

727
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Would you move forward or backward?

728
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:47,000
You ever see like like a metronome?

729
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000
I hope that answers your question.

730
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:57,000
I think I'm going to read the next one.

731
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Bunny cop with the five arriving late going back in time.

732
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Oh, my gosh.

733
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Sorry.

734
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
He has a passing grade, but it's not a passing grade.

735
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000
You're proud of. Yeah.

736
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000
Thank you.

737
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Nice coffee grounds for snorting.

738
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:19,000
I would come back with a milk and a church wafer, but this bird keeps knocking it out of his hand.

739
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Yes. See, it's not his fault.

740
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:26,000
Also, yes, the profile is different because he's the main character of the nearly written book.

741
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Cool. Thank you for the 10.

742
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Would you like to read the next one?

743
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,000
It's for you more serious or seven forty seven.

744
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,000
Thank you for the two dollars is the high mind mommy or daddy.

745
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Either one.

746
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,000
But the forearm damper is your dad.

747
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:47,000
I'm more than I suppose the high mind would be both because if it's a hive mind, it's like everything that's a part of it.

748
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Right. Theoretically.

749
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Thank you for the two dollars, Tom.

750
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:57,000
He deserves a tier for emperor, but that would be better than F.

751
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,000
True.

752
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Thank matter.

753
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Thank you for the five dollars.

754
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000
It's quite the profile picture.

755
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:09,000
I want to share a message about the trampoline my nether regions for YouTube's auto sensor is a king.

756
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Jamie licks fiddle.

757
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
Take five clams anyways.

758
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Holy cow. What a message.

759
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000
Thank you very much.

760
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:21,000
For what it's worth, I think trampling my nether region.

761
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,000
The best thing I've read in a minute.

762
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,000
Thank you for the two down apocalypse.

763
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Can't stick iron in your mouth and pull the trigger literally.

764
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000
Thank you very much.

765
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:36,000
And then he absorbs you into him so that he can show up.

766
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000
That's the attention.

767
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,000
He's a dick.

768
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Necron silent kidding.

769
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Bro went for the longest milk run in history.

770
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Bro went to get the milk for 60 million years.

771
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:57,000
When after like making all of his people or Tom, at least he regretted it.

772
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000
At least he regretted it.

773
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,000
And he destroyed the means like any destroyed control all of his people.

774
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,000
I did a bit of like a kind of genocide.

775
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,000
He tried.

776
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,000
I feel so sad.

777
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Oh, well, right.

778
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:16,000
But the way he tried my cool chair, the way he tried was literally making 40 K as awful as it is.

779
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,000
That's the old one's fault.

780
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,000
Bro, the God of deception, frickin convinced him to do.

781
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
What are you going to do?

782
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Looking like the sneakiest fucker you've ever seen.

783
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Like, he came back.

784
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,000
He like he tried.

785
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:40,000
You just said, what about a milk run so long that when he left, there were dinosaurs on Earth?

786
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:44,000
I could find a T-Rex when he left.

787
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:48,000
I don't think he's bottom of FTR.

788
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000
I think that's kind of crazy.

789
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:55,000
We're putting him in below the guy who massacred his own children for fun.

790
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000
To be fair, they weren't Kane's kids.

791
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Literally 90.

792
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Yeah, there were elder left after.

793
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Yeah, I think they do it on purpose.

794
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
I think they were going to get their souls.

795
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:13,000
He didn't know the guy named the deceiver is actually pretty good at deceiving.

796
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000
What a surprise.

797
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Not being funny, why would you give any credence to the man who calls himself the deceiver?

798
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
Because he wasn't called that before.

799
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000
That's not the name he gave them.

800
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000
We didn't have dictionaries back then.

801
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000
That's not the name he gave them.

802
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,000
It's more on the nose than Horace doing his heresy.

803
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Oh my gosh, he had a different name.

804
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000
They used hieroglyphs, not names.

805
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,000
They didn't have a name for them.

806
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,000
They couldn't write down the name.

807
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
He was not known as the deceiver when he came up.

808
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:41,000
And if you translate the glyphs, it's like, ah, El Deceivo.

809
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
I wonder what that means.

810
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,000
I could give him maybe top of F tier, but not great.

811
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
I'm happy with top of F tier, I guess.

812
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
He's better than Curse.

813
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Oh my gosh.

814
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,000
He at least tried.

815
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,000
He at least tried.

816
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:04,000
Curse was rubbish to his sons, but that's less than 100,000 fatalities.

817
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
This is like billion, billions of people.

818
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
But it wasn't his fault.

819
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Galaxy spanning.

820
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000
It doesn't matter.

821
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
If it's not, you didn't see anything.

822
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000
He did it.

823
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,000
I think top, maybe behind.

824
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:20,000
And also, let's not forget, he hasn't, like when he was talking with, what's his name?

825
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Mr. I'm a scientist Necron.

826
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:29,000
He was all like, hey, if you find a way to like reverse the Necron stuff, like keep it under your hat,

827
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:35,000
because I have a feeling if I reverse the Necrons back to what they were, I might be on the chopping block.

828
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000
So let's just keep them as they are.

829
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000
I'm just saying.

830
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Not a good dad.

831
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:45,000
But that's why you're making sure that the setting doesn't advance too much.

832
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,000
But we have funny dementia man.

833
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:52,000
S tier dad, if he remembers who you are.

834
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,000
Well, even if he doesn't, he's like, he's fun.

835
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
He's a great guy.

836
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,000
He's a great.

837
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
He's a great buddy to Oberon.

838
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
He's a great guy.

839
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,000
He's a great guy.

840
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:07,000
He's the guy who's still like, we're still fighting the Katana.

841
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
What a good time.

842
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
What's a human?

843
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,000
There's no such thing.

844
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Eli's corp is truly impressive.

845
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Whatever.

846
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,000
He's like, have a word with his original.

847
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
I'm having a great time.

848
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Have you met Oberon?

849
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
He's massive.

850
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,000
I like him.

851
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000
He's fun.

852
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Even in the twice the king books, he has a brief cameo.

853
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,000
It's like, oh, he's just taking the piss out of the other lords and they don't like him because he's a bit of a shit stirrer.

854
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,000
But that's fun.

855
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Hive mind.

856
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,000
S tier.

857
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:38,000
S tier.

858
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Forum number is my best dad ever.

859
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:43,000
Yeah.

860
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:47,000
The forum who says, hey, yeah, this is the new God.

861
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000
You should worship them.

862
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
And then the gods show up.

863
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,000
And then he goes, by the way, I lied.

864
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,000
You're getting eaten.

865
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
I mean, you get to join on the Holy Pilgrimage.

866
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,000
You know, all right.

867
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,000
Yeah, fine.

868
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,000
If that's going to be an S tier, I've got a hell of an S tier coming up later.

869
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:04,000
If he's your dad, you're writing him S tier.

870
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
You don't really like.

871
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
I'm not your dad.

872
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000
We're all dad together.

873
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,000
That's the hive mind.

874
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:20,000
And bear in mind, if it is true that the Tyranids are in control of everything outside the Milky Way, most prolific dad there is.

875
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,000
That's a lot of kids.

876
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,000
How does he even keep them under control?

877
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,000
Getting busy and keeping them under control.

878
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,000
That's a big end.

879
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:35,000
And if you're a Tyranid and he's your dad, if you're actually a real Tyranid, you get to just live forever, basically.

880
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:41,000
Get to be Swarmlord guy and have your consciousness uploaded to the hive mind, basically.

881
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000
And again, I like the idea of like the family tree.

882
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000
It would usually be like humongous for them.

883
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000
It's just like.

884
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Just like you were in this family tree.

885
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Now you're in the family stump.

886
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:56,000
He lies a gene stealer, correct?

887
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
He loves Gasgul.

888
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,000
To be fair, he loves him.

889
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000
What's his name?

890
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,000
The little guy.

891
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,000
Makari.

892
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Makari.

893
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,000
He loves him so much.

894
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,000
Here's my thing.

895
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:14,000
Are we going forward for a lot of the non-humans and non-human adjacent?

896
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Are we judging them based on people, dad standards, or their race dad standards?

897
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:25,000
Because if it's by the race, Gasgul is on top of this list.

898
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Because all I recently read like a thing where it's part of his book and he speaks really properly because he's like, I just got decapitated by Ragnar Blackmail.

899
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,000
It sucked.

900
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,000
But who will look after Makari?

901
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,000
I love him so much.

902
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Oh, good dad.

903
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,000
Good dad.

904
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:46,000
Also, again, like by or standards, he gives everyone what they want.

905
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,000
A fight.

906
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000
That's it.

907
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,000
Pretty rad.

908
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,000
Dad.

909
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Green dad for number one.

910
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000
I think Farsight's also S tier.

911
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000
I don't know.

912
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,000
I don't know if Farsight would be a great dad.

913
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:07,000
Look, the Farsight enclaves, he adopts you from an abusive household and gives you a better place to live.

914
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000
It's true.

915
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000
It's true.

916
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:15,000
I'm sure he doesn't let you go through too many walks in the neighborhood, but that's because the neighborhood of 40K sucks ass.

917
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:21,000
However, he also gives you the 40K equivalent of like an AK-47 and goes, do your part.

918
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Come with me, child soldier.

919
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000
Oh, OK.

920
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,000
We're doing that now.

921
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,000
OK.

922
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:35,000
Yeah, but if we're going by that logic, he at least waits till you're like a teenager as opposed to Big E down there.

923
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000
He's like, oh, you've been born.

924
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,000
Here you go.

925
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,000
He'd be an OK dad.

926
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000
You're born in AK-47.

927
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000
He'd be the dad who's nice all the time.

928
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,000
You are the AK-47.

929
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:48,000
He's really nice all the time, but if you get him angry, then he'll kill you, basically.

930
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Not kill you because he's far say he's not a Primark, but he gets mad.

931
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000
He gets real angry.

932
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,000
He gets angry.

933
01:05:54,000 --> 01:06:00,000
And if he finds the wrong secret about your government, he's going to disappear for 50 years.

934
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000
And then maybe.

935
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,000
I want to say he's better than Lorgar because he's like, he'd be OK.

936
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
I don't know if he's great, though.

937
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Well, I have a feeling what you're going to say, Eli.

938
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,000
Aren't you?

939
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Surely.

940
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
S tier, S tier all the way.

941
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,000
I love you.

942
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Aren't you?

943
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Why could you explain, please?

944
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
Because he does seem pretty chill.

945
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000
He's a nice guy.

946
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,000
He even helps.

947
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,000
He even helps.

948
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:27,000
He doesn't use the ethereal mind control stuff.

949
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,000
And he leads by.

950
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:32,000
There's not a lot of lore on him, to be fair, but he works out.

951
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
He's like the only nice ethereal.

952
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
He never gets good things said about him.

953
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
I was thinking, what is the other one?

954
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Aren't you still trash?

955
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,000
He's next.

956
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000
He's baiting.

957
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,000
Onva is next.

958
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,000
He's baiting.

959
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Onva, S tier, top of S tier.

960
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,000
He's never done anything wrong.

961
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000
No, he's gone.

962
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,000
He doesn't matter.

963
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Immediately after saying, this one's the only ethereal that has to use mind control.

964
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000
Yeah, the other one who...

965
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Every time I'm around him, I think he's great.

966
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,000
I don't know why.

967
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,000
Yeah, I don't know why.

968
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:04,000
And also, it kind of smells a little bit weird, but that's not influencing the thoughts.

969
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:09,000
He's the master of the freaking undying spirit, bro.

970
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,000
That's pretty awesome.

971
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,000
That's pretty crazy.

972
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,000
He's a cool hologram.

973
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
He's a cool hologram.

974
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:20,000
If we're giving him credit for the title, yeah, that goes hard as hell.

975
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,000
I like that.

976
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Just like, I'm in charge of the undying spirit, ever so.

977
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,000
You know what?

978
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,520
If it wasn't for Phil Kelly, every ethereal would be an S tier father, and it would be

979
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:34,440
the great father of our glorious Tao race.

980
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,720
Glory to the CPP.

981
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:42,520
A big mark against Onva is also that because he put himself in such a position of like,

982
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,960
you can't do without me, now his species is doomed to be like, ah, we don't even know

983
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,400
he's gone, and you're still following him.

984
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:52,200
And when they find out, they're not going to be able to.

985
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:55,200
Onva is a healthcare CEO.

986
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:58,520
Trust the Canadians like the literal mind control factions.

987
01:07:58,520 --> 01:07:59,520
Yeah.

988
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:03,520
Yeah, the Everstore actually had an eye defender pose on the...

989
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:06,520
Oh my gosh.

990
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,120
Huron Blackheart.

991
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:09,520
I think we should go where Huron...

992
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:10,520
No, actually not.

993
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:17,000
I was going to say he should go where Horace is, but he's also kind of like...

994
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,000
He's not...

995
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,000
Dick.

996
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,520
Yeah, he was kind of a jerk from the start.

997
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:22,760
Lyft Huron was not a great guy.

998
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:26,880
He only has Imperial armor lore for the most part.

999
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,520
But he wasn't a great guy, and now he's not a great guy either.

1000
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:30,520
No.

1001
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:35,520
And he's not too bothered about killing his men if he wins.

1002
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,520
Yeah.

1003
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,400
He's just bitter.

1004
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:45,240
Phil Kelly made it his mission to annihilate his Xenos faction.

1005
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:47,240
He succeeded very well.

1006
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:50,320
Honestly, he peeks at you when you're in the toilet.

1007
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:53,320
What are you talking about?

1008
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:54,320
What?

1009
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:56,400
Oh my gosh.

1010
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:57,400
Moving on.

1011
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:01,120
Abaddon, as some people call him, but his real name is Abaddon.

1012
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,120
Probably have.

1013
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:03,120
Yeah.

1014
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:06,840
It's been a year since I've read the Black Legion book.

1015
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:07,840
Although I will say...

1016
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:08,840
He's the chaos guy.

1017
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:13,680
He's also is like the best stepdad for chaos, to be fair.

1018
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:14,680
Yeah.

1019
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:15,680
He's the daddy who stepped up.

1020
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:16,680
He's the daddy who stepped up.

1021
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:17,680
Yeah, he is the daddy.

1022
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:18,680
I'll put him up a bit.

1023
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:21,280
I'm not the dad you wanted, but I'm the one you need.

1024
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:25,680
I think he encouraged hobbies, right?

1025
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,080
He's got his little brewery hobby, doesn't he?

1026
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,080
Yeah.

1027
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:32,800
Which, granted, he brews Demon's Souls and engine fuel.

1028
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:38,760
But Space Marines, you got to do a lot of work to get past all those augmentations.

1029
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:42,920
He moonlights as an Elden Ring character because he kills gigantic beasts and goes, look at

1030
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:43,920
that thing.

1031
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:44,920
Killed that.

1032
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,120
I feel like he deserves an okay rating.

1033
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:49,000
It's been so freaking long since I've read his books.

1034
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,000
I can't remember.

1035
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,000
I feel like...

1036
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,160
His whole thing is like, hey, don't follow me blindly.

1037
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,160
Here's some incentives.

1038
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,560
As long as you don't stab me in the back, we're cool.

1039
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,480
But if you do stab me in the back, oh, I'm going to get you.

1040
01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:00,480
You're getting obliterated.

1041
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:01,480
You're in trouble.

1042
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:02,480
Yeah.

1043
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:03,480
I can't even tell who this is.

1044
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:06,400
Chaos is cringe, but it's not too cringe.

1045
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:09,480
Just this much cringe, I'll tolerate it up to here.

1046
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:10,960
And then I'm like, no more chaos for me.

1047
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:11,960
I've had enough.

1048
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:12,960
I know my tolerance.

1049
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:15,960
I know my limit.

1050
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:16,960
Hellbrekt is F-ed here.

1051
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:20,240
I'm going to say it.

1052
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,320
I've only read a couple stories with him.

1053
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,160
Look, we talked about...

1054
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,440
You said Doran with the iron cage.

1055
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:27,800
He's like, all right, kids, come on.

1056
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:31,520
Let's go charge the fortified gun in placement.

1057
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:34,880
All of the bits of Doran that made him do that is all of Hellbrekt.

1058
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:35,880
True.

1059
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:38,920
Where all the angry Dorsians went.

1060
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:40,680
Although he did a good job with Grimaldus.

1061
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:43,520
He's like, hey, rather than putting you in the front lines where you want to fight, I'm

1062
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:46,480
going to give you a teaching moment where I'm like, I'm going to put you on this little

1063
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:50,280
part of the planet of Hell's Reach where it's going to suck, but you're going to learn how

1064
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:56,680
to not be so nihilistic and expect to die and maybe look after the men under your command

1065
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:57,680
and do all these things.

1066
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:03,800
He's like, ah, Grimaldus, you won't go to the front lines because I told you so.

1067
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,800
But I'm cool and I'm going to go fight the Storm Lord.

1068
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:06,800
Oops, where's my hand?

1069
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,800
Like, yep, Hellbrekt's OK.

1070
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:08,800
He's not the best.

1071
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:12,200
I guess put him up to D then.

1072
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:18,360
But like, yeah, he's still all of the angry Doran again.

1073
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:23,040
All of the go charge the iron cage genes are in any Black Kepler.

1074
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,040
Yeah.

1075
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,040
Marnes Kalgar.

1076
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:30,080
Papa Smurf has got to be in the top of S tier for anything.

1077
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:35,320
Marnes Kalgar is always top of S tier in every list he will ever be in.

1078
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:36,320
That war was so right.

1079
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:37,320
He's so right.

1080
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:38,320
He's so real.

1081
01:11:38,320 --> 01:11:39,320
I love him.

1082
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:40,320
He's so real.

1083
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:44,800
I'm just saying, like, you know, I can't help but notice that of every character on this

1084
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:51,640
list, he's like one of three with a really kick ass video game entrance firing out the

1085
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,840
back of a space marine drop ship.

1086
01:11:54,840 --> 01:12:00,520
I didn't I forgot the name Stormhawk Thunderhawk Lord Kalgar brief me.

1087
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,720
OK, OK, let's go.

1088
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,640
S tier, come on, whichever one is the smaller one.

1089
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:09,000
One of those is really big, one of them is like really small.

1090
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,720
And that bit was just like, I hate the Inquisition.

1091
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:13,520
Oh, I was so angry.

1092
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:14,520
Get up.

1093
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:15,520
OK, good.

1094
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:16,520
Good.

1095
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:17,520
Good.

1096
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:18,520
Good.

1097
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:19,520
Good.

1098
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:20,520
Good.

1099
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:21,520
Dante.

1100
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:22,520
Good.

1101
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:23,520
Dad.

1102
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:24,960
We're all deaf company now.

1103
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:27,360
I'm not a blood angels guy.

1104
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:34,000
Look, I feel like Dante would be top of sea because I think he would try.

1105
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:37,240
He does keep trying.

1106
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:42,400
You always are going to get the feeling he does not want to be in the position he's in.

1107
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,120
He will try and be a good dad.

1108
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:45,480
He does not want to be here.

1109
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,000
He does not ask for this.

1110
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,000
No, what?

1111
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,560
Last month, I finished all my videos on like blood angels characters.

1112
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:52,860
I've done them all.

1113
01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:56,880
And it's alarming how often it's like this character was a captain in the blood angels

1114
01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:59,240
groomed to be the new chapter master.

1115
01:12:59,240 --> 01:13:00,760
And then something bad happened.

1116
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:05,400
And Dante's just there like, Eli, you know that bit in Lord of the Rings where it's like

1117
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:10,240
King Phaedon, like Barry, he's like waking up and he's like, oh, your son's gone.

1118
01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:12,680
It's like that every few years.

1119
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:16,960
Dante's like, when will someone succeed me?

1120
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,760
I'm so tired.

1121
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:22,240
Even his own dad sang when he's like, not today.

1122
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:24,440
You got another hundred years and you at least.

1123
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:26,640
Please, please let me go.

1124
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:30,680
I think he's pretty great.

1125
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:32,920
He does a lot of good stuff for his sons.

1126
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:38,680
Again, he's very under set, even Sergeant Raffan and his omnibus, although Mephisto

1127
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:42,040
is not on this list, he's actually a pretty good dad as well, because he looks after Rafton

1128
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:43,040
Raffan.

1129
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:47,000
I'd say he's pretty good, but he doesn't really have like many dad moments.

1130
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:51,200
He's more like granddad, granddad, like all the blood angels going, when am I going to

1131
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:52,200
get my inheritance?

1132
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:53,200
Like not now.

1133
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,200
Give it a bit.

1134
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:59,560
Give it a bit, give it a 20 years.

1135
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:03,960
There's one man, if there's one man who's greater than Marnias Calgar, it is this man

1136
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:04,960
and only this man.

1137
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:05,960
Caldor Drago.

1138
01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:11,240
This is the avatar of Matt Ward and he succeeds in all things always.

1139
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:18,960
Although, if you're going by dad criteria, he's like always on, he's always disappearing

1140
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:19,960
on his sons.

1141
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,200
Unless you really need him.

1142
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:22,200
Vacation.

1143
01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:25,840
You need him and then he'll show up at the perfect time.

1144
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:30,840
Hello, it's me, Caldor Drago.

1145
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:31,840
Is that fun?

1146
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:38,440
He's fighting all of hell for the safety of his children.

1147
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:39,440
How about that?

1148
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:40,440
How about that?

1149
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:43,040
He's pretty badass in Chaos Gate as well, to be fair.

1150
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:46,040
He's like, ah, stay with me in hell.

1151
01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:49,080
He's Matt Ward's greatest, he's Matt Ward's top guy.

1152
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:50,080
He is.

1153
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:54,080
But is he cooler than Marnias Calgar?

1154
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:57,080
He is the coolest.

1155
01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:01,960
No, no, no.

1156
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:09,080
I gotta be honest, I'm gonna move here.

1157
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:13,400
And now we have Pedro Can, where everyone else can't.

1158
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,400
It's Pedro Can't.

1159
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,400
He's a goat.

1160
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:21,320
He, I don't know, man.

1161
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:27,080
You've read more Crimson Fist lore than us, I know that.

1162
01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:31,880
He saved a mother and her kids when Rin's world was falling and he picked them up and

1163
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:32,880
carried the lady.

1164
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:36,840
And she was all like, I'm exhausted.

1165
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:38,600
And he's like, I'll carry you instead.

1166
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:39,600
Pretty good.

1167
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,600
Pretty good.

1168
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,080
I want to put him in A. Pretty great.

1169
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:47,080
I like him from what I know, so I'm not gonna argue.

1170
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:50,040
When are we gonna get Primaro's Pedro Can tour?

1171
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,040
What's going on?

1172
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:53,440
Gabriel Seth is another goat.

1173
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:54,440
Gabriel Seth is funny.

1174
01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:55,440
He's so angry all the time.

1175
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:56,440
He's like Jason Statham.

1176
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:57,440
He's great.

1177
01:15:57,440 --> 01:16:04,720
He's trying his best to lead his kids, is he not?

1178
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:05,720
He's tried pretty hard.

1179
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:10,880
Yeah, to be fair, anytime any one of the flesh terrors gets in hot water, he's always like,

1180
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:11,880
no, you're stupid.

1181
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:12,880
I hate you.

1182
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,880
No, you're dumb.

1183
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:14,880
Leave him alone.

1184
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:15,880
He's my kid.

1185
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:16,880
Oh, King.

1186
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:19,320
That's Seth all the time.

1187
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:23,400
Even to Dante, he's like, you're stupid and you have long hair and you're a wimp.

1188
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,400
And I was like, calm down.

1189
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,200
We get you a whole thing being angry.

1190
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:32,600
He'll go beat up the five year old kid who pushed his kid into a locker in a...

1191
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:33,600
Yeah.

1192
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:36,800
He'll go beat up that kid who brushed past and accidentally knocked this.

1193
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:38,760
What did you do?

1194
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:42,520
Yeah, he's very overzealous, but that's why we love him because he's good fun.

1195
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:45,720
Even though when he sees Primaris, he's like, I hate you all.

1196
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:46,720
You're not my friends.

1197
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:47,720
Good man.

1198
01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,720
Good man.

1199
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:49,720
They didn't do it.

1200
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:50,720
They didn't deserve it.

1201
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:51,720
They didn't earn it.

1202
01:16:51,720 --> 01:16:52,720
They didn't do it.

1203
01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:55,000
And there's a whole bit where he's like, I know where your name comes from.

1204
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,280
You look a bit soft.

1205
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:58,280
And he fights him.

1206
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,400
He's like, ah, you're rubbish.

1207
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,000
But then he's at the end like, maybe you'll be all right, but I still think you need to

1208
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,000
prove yourself.

1209
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:06,000
It's like, oh.

1210
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,360
And all the flesh terrors who are assigned to him is like, well, we don't want to be

1211
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,360
here either.

1212
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:10,360
We wanted to be blood angels.

1213
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:11,360
Like, yeah, fair enough.

1214
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,360
But he's endearing.

1215
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:17,280
Belisarius Cool.

1216
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:18,880
This guy made a lot of babies.

1217
01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,840
Primaris babies.

1218
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,360
If you're his kid, you're his science experiment.

1219
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:24,360
Yes.

1220
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:25,360
Hello.

1221
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:31,440
Look, I'd put him in S tier, but that's because I would willingly chop off all of my bits

1222
01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:33,440
to become a tech priest.

1223
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:39,680
To be fair, he's not going to be sweet.

1224
01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:46,080
The thing is, in the end of the Fabius Bible book, where it's him and his clone, I won't

1225
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:50,560
say much, but there's lots of interactions with him and Alpha Primus.

1226
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,280
And you can tell he cares.

1227
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:53,280
OK.

1228
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:57,520
Even though it's like, you're like the template for a science thing.

1229
01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:01,440
He's also like, well, I do love you because you're kind of like my son.

1230
01:18:01,440 --> 01:18:03,160
If you know your dad was a big beetle.

1231
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:04,160
Interesting.

1232
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,160
Yeah.

1233
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:06,160
Interesting.

1234
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:08,040
I finally got the last Fabius Bible book to listen to.

1235
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:09,040
It's good.

1236
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:11,520
I'm reading through Lucius again.

1237
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:19,160
Also, statistically speaking, right, with all the people whose personalities he's downloaded,

1238
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:21,200
one of them has to be a good parent.

1239
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,200
True.

1240
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:23,200
True.

1241
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:24,200
Yeah.

1242
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:29,160
And it's funny that he has an AI clone of Gilman's brain, and occasionally he just bickers

1243
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:30,160
with it.

1244
01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:31,520
And it's like, does Gilman know I exist?

1245
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:32,520
Don't worry about it.

1246
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:33,520
Great dad.

1247
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:39,320
He also gave one of those to one of them to Gilman of himself, didn't he?

1248
01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:41,360
Like Gilman's got a mini cult.

1249
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:43,200
Yeah, it's good fun.

1250
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:44,200
Mr. Gaunt.

1251
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:51,400
Gaunt is Estia because he's not of Tannif, but he's like literally saved everyone from

1252
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,720
Tannif from death who's still alive.

1253
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:55,720
He's a really good loke.

1254
01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:56,720
He's pretty good.

1255
01:18:56,720 --> 01:19:01,120
I want to put him like, yeah, probably there.

1256
01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:05,720
I haven't got all of his books, there's tons, but he's good.

1257
01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:07,200
Kane would be a better dad.

1258
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,200
No, no, no, no.

1259
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,480
You put Kane in S beer right now.

1260
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:14,800
Kane went to the Valhalla in 597.

1261
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:18,000
One he got that he was the dad of that regiment.

1262
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:23,400
He put it together and got them to stop killing each other so well that the next biggest problem

1263
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:27,560
then stopped being our regiment is about like to civil war.

1264
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:32,120
The problem of that was now our regiment is getting along too well and you keep having

1265
01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:33,400
children on campaign.

1266
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:38,000
And when that would happen, Kane would then be the regiment nanny.

1267
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:43,000
Kane is the dad who stepped up.

1268
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:47,780
Yeah, but he's also the kind of guy who I would expect to have a couple of kids across

1269
01:19:47,780 --> 01:19:50,280
the galaxy that he'll never meet.

1270
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:53,640
To be fair, I agree with you that I should put him ST.

1271
01:19:53,640 --> 01:19:57,120
Occasionally I just like to poke the bear.

1272
01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:04,840
He's like when he retired, he would go on to teach commissars how to be commissars,

1273
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:06,280
except because he's Kane.

1274
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:08,720
He would actually be like, no, no, no.

1275
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:10,280
The Bolter is like the last resort.

1276
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:12,040
No, you don't want to shoot your own man.

1277
01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:13,240
That's a very bad idea.

1278
01:20:13,240 --> 01:20:18,640
I feel like I feel like Kane would be the kind of teacher who goes like, oh, what's

1279
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:19,640
the homework assignment?

1280
01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:20,640
Ah, it's stupid.

1281
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:22,640
Let's not do homework this week.

1282
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:23,640
Yeah.

1283
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:28,040
But the lessons you do need, he's given you to them.

1284
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:30,040
He's given you the good lessons.

1285
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:31,040
Yeah.

1286
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:35,880
Last of the commissars is Yerrick.

1287
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:38,880
I don't know.

1288
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,680
How's our resident Yerrick guy?

1289
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:46,360
The Yerrick guy is not here.

1290
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:52,600
I think the thing is he had a dad and his dad was like, ah, the planet's dying.

1291
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:53,800
Hide in the bushes, you'll be fine.

1292
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:59,560
So he was taught how to be like, his dad was good, but he's, I think, too obsessed with

1293
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:03,120
Gazgul to think of anything other than any to kill Gazgul.

1294
01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:04,800
So I don't think he would be a good parent.

1295
01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:09,880
He'd probably have some knock on effect with his own dad, who was a retired astro-militarium

1296
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,780
officer, which is wild.

1297
01:21:11,780 --> 01:21:15,560
You get to retire, apparently.

1298
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:20,080
So yeah, I feel like he, A, but I wouldn't put him any higher or low.

1299
01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:24,200
I feel like he'd be good, but he'd never have time for you because he's more a grand

1300
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:25,200
poppy than a daddy.

1301
01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,200
Oh, here we go.

1302
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,200
Colin.

1303
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,200
I'm just going to go to Mekia.

1304
01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:29,200
Do you need me to even bother talking?

1305
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,200
Do you want me to open my mouth?

1306
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:31,200
Just go on.

1307
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,200
Go on.

1308
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,200
Open your mouth.

1309
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,200
Go on.

1310
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:35,200
Just call France.

1311
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,200
See what happens.

1312
01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:37,200
He's the dad of the empire.

1313
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:38,200
He's the dad of an actual family.

1314
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,200
He's a good dad.

1315
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,200
He's a good man.

1316
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,200
Good boy.

1317
01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,200
Can't argue with that.

1318
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,200
Right.

1319
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:44,200
Colin.

1320
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:51,200
Louen.

1321
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:55,560
Just delete the image from the list.

1322
01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:57,840
Louen Leoncur is a great guy.

1323
01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,400
Canonically a great guy.

1324
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:02,400
He's going against each other.

1325
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,400
Who's Malabar?

1326
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:04,400
Who's Malabar?

1327
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,400
Can you say it?

1328
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:11,600
Eli, you want to talk about his vampire son who killed him?

1329
01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:14,640
Anything I have to say about this?

1330
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:15,640
This is End Time stuff.

1331
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,640
I don't want to talk about End Time stuff.

1332
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:19,640
It's crazy.

1333
01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:20,640
It's crazy.

1334
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:21,640
What happened with Malabar?

1335
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:22,640
End Time's not real.

1336
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:25,920
End Time's not real, but when Malekith is the true Phoenix King, it's real?

1337
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:26,920
That's crazy.

1338
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:27,920
That's crazy.

1339
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:28,920
That's crazy.

1340
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:29,920
Oh my gosh.

1341
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:34,920
Louen Leoncur takes the time whenever he has time to listen to all of his subjects no matter

1342
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:35,920
their station.

1343
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:36,920
He's a wonderful fellow.

1344
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:37,920
Factually incorrect.

1345
01:22:37,920 --> 01:22:38,920
Oh my gosh.

1346
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:41,920
End Time's not real.

1347
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:45,800
You know what you're doing.

1348
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,880
You put him, you get, no, get that out of there.

1349
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,880
No, no, no.

1350
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:53,160
Big, big sorry for that.

1351
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,160
You get him out of there.

1352
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:56,160
Where am I putting him?

1353
01:22:56,160 --> 01:23:00,800
If I knew more fantasy lore, I would, okay, okay, calm down, calm down.

1354
01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:01,800
He's a great guy.

1355
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:02,800
He's a great guy.

1356
01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:03,800
He's an SDR.

1357
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:08,480
I will give him, he did have a cool moment where he helped mentor Karl Franz a bit in

1358
01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:11,040
the campaign for him to become the emperor.

1359
01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:12,040
I'll give him that.

1360
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:13,040
Karl Franz?

1361
01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:15,040
No, no, no, that is not what that means.

1362
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:17,040
Where do I put him then?

1363
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:19,040
Just put him up there.

1364
01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:20,040
Fine, fine.

1365
01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:21,040
Wow, huge, huge.

1366
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:22,040
So.

1367
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:25,040
Hey, hey, hey, he was fine last year.

1368
01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:28,040
Oh, was it too late to get a last minute edition?

1369
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:30,040
Who'd you want?

1370
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:31,040
Gottrick.

1371
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:34,040
Oh, is he a dad?

1372
01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:35,040
He what?

1373
01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:36,040
Well, well.

1374
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:41,040
I mean, I guess it's theoretically like he could be a dad.

1375
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:44,040
No, no, he's a dad.

1376
01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:46,040
Unfortunately, it's not.

1377
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:48,040
It's past tense.

1378
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,040
Is it a sad one?

1379
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:53,040
Is this a snory incident?

1380
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,040
Snory no have kids no more.

1381
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:58,040
Boy, I don't want to, spoilers.

1382
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:01,040
There's no way Gottrick is an S tier dad.

1383
01:24:01,040 --> 01:24:03,040
Dude, Gottrick was a great dad.

1384
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:05,040
There's a reason he's a slayer.

1385
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:07,040
And it wasn't because he killed his kids.

1386
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:09,040
Because he was a great dad.

1387
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:10,040
Was a great dad.

1388
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:13,040
But now that he's a slayer, I don't think he'd be.

1389
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:16,040
Your dad's trying to die all the time.

1390
01:24:16,040 --> 01:24:17,040
Age of Sigmar.

1391
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,040
That does sound bad.

1392
01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:19,040
And child.

1393
01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:26,040
And when his other companions found him, he was sitting there gently rocking it and talking to the baby.

1394
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:29,040
He has no time to actually be your dad, though.

1395
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:31,040
He's got to go find his glorious death.

1396
01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:36,040
Yeah, but for all the children he did have and the baby he rescued, he was great.

1397
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:38,040
Yeah, for like five seconds.

1398
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,040
Then he has to move on.

1399
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,040
For his actual kid, it was like years.

1400
01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:48,040
Okay, but that's not the same Gottrick anymore.

1401
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:51,040
He can't be a slayer now.

1402
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:52,040
He was a good dad.

1403
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:53,040
He was.

1404
01:24:53,040 --> 01:24:55,040
Holcomb was a good dad, too.

1405
01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:59,040
And he's not anymore.

1406
01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:00,040
Crazy.

1407
01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:01,040
Was he, though?

1408
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,040
Yeah, but Gottrick mid-adventure is like pausing.

1409
01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:04,040
Like, nope, there's a baby.

1410
01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:07,040
I need to take care of the baby.

1411
01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:08,040
All right.

1412
01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:10,040
I'm sure this is what the chat's thinking.

1413
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:11,040
That's going in the book.

1414
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:17,040
Imagine your dad putting you in a book of grudges, bro.

1415
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:18,040
Oh, he would never do that.

1416
01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:22,040
As Thorgrim's like, yeah, he was nice to... yes!

1417
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:26,040
Yes, he was great to cat!

1418
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,040
Gottrick is great with children.

1419
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,040
That is such a... all right, well, that's...

1420
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,040
I'll avoid some spoiler stuff.

1421
01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:36,040
Gottrick is without fault great to every child they come across.

1422
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:37,040
I believe it.

1423
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:38,040
He calls them little one.

1424
01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:40,040
He's calm and gentle.

1425
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:42,040
He doesn't headbutt them to death.

1426
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:43,040
But he can't be your dad.

1427
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:47,040
He doesn't have time to be somebody's dad.

1428
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:48,040
Anyway.

1429
01:25:48,040 --> 01:25:49,040
I'll kill you.

1430
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,040
Oh, my gosh.

1431
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:51,040
Thorgrim.

1432
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:52,040
Peppa Pig dad.

1433
01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:54,040
Where's he going?

1434
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:57,040
Wherever we put him, we're going in the book.

1435
01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,040
We might as well get him over with.

1436
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:03,040
You cannot be a good dad if you're putting your kids' names in the book of grudges, bro.

1437
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:04,040
And he totally would.

1438
01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:05,040
Only if they...

1439
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,040
He totally would.

1440
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:10,040
Thorgrim is a reasonable dwarf king.

1441
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:11,040
Did you take out the trash?

1442
01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:13,040
No, that's going in the book.

1443
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:15,040
Every weekend.

1444
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:16,040
No, keep him there.

1445
01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:17,040
Keep him there.

1446
01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:18,040
He's fine.

1447
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:20,040
He's... dude.

1448
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:22,040
Est here for the next one?

1449
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:24,040
Come on.

1450
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:25,040
This guy.

1451
01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:26,040
Are you sure?

1452
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:27,040
Are you sure?

1453
01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:28,040
Yes, dude.

1454
01:26:28,040 --> 01:26:29,040
I feel like these guys...

1455
01:26:29,040 --> 01:26:32,040
The people that he controls in Magic don't even like him.

1456
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:34,040
Negesh is perfect and in all ways.

1457
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:36,040
And his judgment is reasonable.

1458
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:38,040
And he's never done anything wrong.

1459
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:40,040
Are you sure?

1460
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,040
He looks kind of sketchy to me.

1461
01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:44,040
I don't see no flesh on those bones.

1462
01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:45,040
He's the best.

1463
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:47,040
He's got a big hat.

1464
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,040
I am Negesh, the top guy.

1465
01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:50,040
Negesh needs me to win the war against Sigmar.

1466
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:51,040
All right.

1467
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:55,040
Eli, from a purely impartial perspective, I think you're going to be a good dad.

1468
01:26:55,040 --> 01:27:01,040
From a purely impartial perspective, who's worse as a dad, Negesh or the Emperor?

1469
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:03,040
Probably Negesh.

1470
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:05,040
Negesh is pure evil.

1471
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:09,040
The Emperor is evil, but he has something left in him.

1472
01:27:09,040 --> 01:27:11,040
More evil than Cain?

1473
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:13,040
I think so.

1474
01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:15,040
Negesh is the best.

1475
01:27:15,040 --> 01:27:16,040
Come on.

1476
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,040
What are you doing?

1477
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:22,040
You're being silly because we've been talking about Warhammer fantasy.

1478
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:25,040
I don't want to spoil about that.

1479
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,040
Archon.

1480
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:28,040
I'm the guy playing Total War.

1481
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:32,040
Roger Aberdon.

1482
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:33,040
All right.

1483
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:36,040
Well, now I'm going to fight you.

1484
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:38,040
Why?

1485
01:27:38,040 --> 01:27:41,040
It's curious, Andy.

1486
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:45,040
Which one of these two characters won?

1487
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,040
Game's still on.

1488
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:49,040
Game's not finished yet.

1489
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:53,040
One of them's won, the other still has not won.

1490
01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:55,040
It's kind of the point.

1491
01:27:55,040 --> 01:28:03,040
Yeah, but if World Series, and it's like, oh, 20 years ago, this guy won, and he got the records, game's still going pretty strong.

1492
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:07,040
He's maybe going to get even more wins.

1493
01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:09,040
Oh, high score.

1494
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:13,040
It's taken Aberdon, like, what, 10,000 years, dude?

1495
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:16,040
Archon did in like 20 tops.

1496
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:19,040
I wonder how long the end times was.

1497
01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:20,040
That was like five minutes.

1498
01:28:20,040 --> 01:28:23,040
A million, a million planets.

1499
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:25,040
Yeah, it's just one.

1500
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:27,040
Anyway, is he a good dad?

1501
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:29,040
Yeah, one planet filled with a guy who makes the Chaos Gods afraid.

1502
01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:31,040
Is he a good dad, though?

1503
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:32,040
Is he daddy?

1504
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,040
I do not think he's a good dad.

1505
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:35,040
No, I do not think.

1506
01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:36,040
Okay.

1507
01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:40,040
How bad is he as dad?

1508
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:44,040
Could this guy even get laid and have a kid, or is he too edgy?

1509
01:28:44,040 --> 01:28:46,040
What's going on with this guy?

1510
01:28:46,040 --> 01:29:00,040
In the realm of theory, since Nagash is for some reason theoretically not the top of S tier, I think he'd go right above this clearly biased and incorrect judgment of Nagash, right behind Kane.

1511
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:01,040
Fair.

1512
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:02,040
Okay.

1513
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:03,040
Manfred.

1514
01:29:03,040 --> 01:29:05,040
He's in bottom of S, bro.

1515
01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:08,040
Bro, come on.

1516
01:29:08,040 --> 01:29:12,040
No need to discuss any further.

1517
01:29:12,040 --> 01:29:20,040
I like how it's just like quite clearly the worst human being, the worst being in existence is like nerd.

1518
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:25,040
It's like not only is he annoying, but he's kind of like that annoying where you're like, ah, he's got such a punchable face.

1519
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:27,040
And that's the only reason why he's lower.

1520
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:31,040
But Nagash, whenever he shows up, he always gives us more Warhammer.

1521
01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:34,040
Manfred removed the amount of Warhammer.

1522
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:37,040
That's a good calculation, to be fair.

1523
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:38,040
Vlad.

1524
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:39,040
S tier, S tier dad.

1525
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,040
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad.

1526
01:29:40,040 --> 01:29:44,040
No, no, he's top of A tier.

1527
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:50,040
Eli, you cannot tell me the person who created Conrad Von Karstai is the perfect father.

1528
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:57,040
In his defense, none of those kids were actually his kids.

1529
01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:59,040
They were just the dudes who were loyal to him.

1530
01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:01,040
None of the Space Marines are their kids.

1531
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:02,040
Oh yeah.

1532
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:05,040
They're more close to their kids than Vlad is the father.

1533
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:06,040
No, they're not.

1534
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:08,040
Vlad turned them into vampires.

1535
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:12,040
Yeah, but the Space Marines are made out of the same genetic makeup as the Primarchs.

1536
01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:14,040
So is the Blood Kiss, it's their fucking blood.

1537
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:19,040
Yeah, okay, yeah, but the people who were still born without any of Vlad's genetics.

1538
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:23,040
They were born without Killiman's genetics or any of their genetics.

1539
01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:25,040
But now they have it.

1540
01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:27,040
See, now they have Vlad.

1541
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:29,040
What the fuck was that?

1542
01:30:29,040 --> 01:30:32,040
Someone else is yelling, clearly you're wrong.

1543
01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:35,040
Look, Vlad's great and all of the other great.

1544
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:38,040
All of the family are joining in, they can hear what's going on.

1545
01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:40,040
In all other ways, Vlad's an S tier.

1546
01:30:40,040 --> 01:30:42,040
Look, I'm here for Vlad.

1547
01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:44,040
If this was a husband tier, let's top a S tier.

1548
01:30:44,040 --> 01:30:45,040
That's it.

1549
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,040
It's Vlad.

1550
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:48,040
Obviously the only behind the gash.

1551
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:53,040
All I'm saying is he's got the best slight term, Vladdy Daddy, which we've said before.

1552
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:56,040
So does Vladdy Daddy deserve to be top of A or in S?

1553
01:30:56,040 --> 01:30:58,040
Put a bottom of S.

1554
01:30:58,040 --> 01:30:59,040
Huge.

1555
01:30:59,040 --> 01:31:00,040
Vladdy Daddy.

1556
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:01,040
Put him above the S.

1557
01:31:01,040 --> 01:31:02,040
I knew you would say that.

1558
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:04,040
No, no, no, don't do it already.

1559
01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:06,040
Vladdy Daddy, don't.

1560
01:31:06,040 --> 01:31:08,040
Teclis, Teclis.

1561
01:31:08,040 --> 01:31:12,040
Look, look, look.

1562
01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:19,040
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, and Teclis what he tried to do to the Aideneth Deepkin.

1563
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:23,040
Which was kill all of them.

1564
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,040
Oh, okay.

1565
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:28,040
Eli, what's your opinion on the Aideneth Deepkin?

1566
01:31:28,040 --> 01:31:29,040
I have none.

1567
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:31,040
I don't know any Aja Sigmar lore.

1568
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:34,040
That's acceptable.

1569
01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:36,040
We won't hold that against him.

1570
01:31:36,040 --> 01:31:41,040
Look, you leave my husband alone.

1571
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:45,040
Get away from my husband.

1572
01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:46,040
Where is he?

1573
01:31:46,040 --> 01:31:48,040
Is he a good dad?

1574
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:50,040
No.

1575
01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:51,040
No.

1576
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:52,040
Why?

1577
01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:55,040
A good dad doesn't bring children into the world and go, oh, you're all wrong.

1578
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:58,040
I need to get rid of you.

1579
01:31:58,040 --> 01:32:02,040
He might have did exactly that.

1580
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:04,040
Word for word.

1581
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:06,040
That sounds pretty bad.

1582
01:32:06,040 --> 01:32:08,040
I feel like he's got to go here or somewhere.

1583
01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:11,040
But he also made the Lumineth and he teaches them.

1584
01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:15,040
So round two, we figured it out.

1585
01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:16,040
Put him in seat here.

1586
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:17,040
Come on.

1587
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:20,040
Put him above Eldred.

1588
01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:21,040
Come on.

1589
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:22,040
Wow.

1590
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:25,040
I don't know enough Sigmar stuff, bro.

1591
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,040
I wish I could tell you.

1592
01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:29,040
I'm just saying.

1593
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:30,040
How about this?

1594
01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:35,040
From fantasy, there was a bit where he was helping a bunch of humans through lustria.

1595
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:37,040
And he was like, you know what?

1596
01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:39,040
The rest of the elves would look down on you.

1597
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:43,040
But I don't because I'm also looked down by elves.

1598
01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:44,040
You know what?

1599
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:45,040
I relate.

1600
01:32:45,040 --> 01:32:47,040
I feel you humans.

1601
01:32:47,040 --> 01:32:50,040
Just don't worry about Aja Sigmar lore.

1602
01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:54,040
Don't worry about what he did in Aja Sigmar and Teclis can be fine.

1603
01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,040
All right.

1604
01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:56,040
I'm not going to press this further.

1605
01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:58,040
I'm too excited.

1606
01:32:58,040 --> 01:33:00,040
He probably goes right there with Gasgol.

1607
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:01,040
No, no.

1608
01:33:01,040 --> 01:33:03,040
He goes in A. Top of A.

1609
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:09,040
Because again, if we're judging by how he is amongst orcs, like, look, Grimgore is going to lead you to the fight.

1610
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:14,040
But Gasgol, like he understands sometimes there's no fighting today and it sucks.

1611
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:16,040
But that has to happen.

1612
01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:19,040
Grimgore goes a day without fighting.

1613
01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:21,040
And then you're going to die.

1614
01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:23,040
Just kind of start dying.

1615
01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:26,040
Grimgore goes two days without fighting.

1616
01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:31,040
Anyone just randomly in arms reach starts dying.

1617
01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:35,040
We've never gone to three days because they will find him a fight.

1618
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:40,040
No one wants to know what three day fight was Grimgore Ironhide looks like.

1619
01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:41,040
It'd be bad.

1620
01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:43,040
So, you know, A tier.

1621
01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:44,040
He's given him the fight.

1622
01:33:44,040 --> 01:33:47,040
It's not great if he doesn't get that fight.

1623
01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:49,040
It's great.

1624
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:51,040
Unless Gris is...

1625
01:33:51,040 --> 01:33:53,040
I don't know. He ate his dad.

1626
01:33:53,040 --> 01:33:55,040
I don't know how that smacks your head.

1627
01:33:55,040 --> 01:33:57,040
Well, that was his.

1628
01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:59,040
He didn't eat his son.

1629
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:01,040
I think that's okay.

1630
01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:03,040
I think that's a pass.

1631
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:05,040
I don't know.

1632
01:34:05,040 --> 01:34:06,040
Right?

1633
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:10,040
I am not versed in the realm of ogres, unfortunately.

1634
01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:15,040
I mean, if he was a bad guy, maybe that's a good thing.

1635
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:17,040
He's going to throw a great feast.

1636
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:21,040
You're always going to be well fed.

1637
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:22,040
Dude, like, come on.

1638
01:34:22,040 --> 01:34:23,040
Kids like to eat food.

1639
01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:27,040
He's like one of two Warhammer characters who's got a song.

1640
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:32,040
And the other is Luther Harkon, who unfortunately is not making an appearance today.

1641
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:36,040
Who's the guy in pet who was talking about Luther Harkon like every stream?

1642
01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:37,040
Explore.

1643
01:34:37,040 --> 01:34:38,040
I will never forget.

1644
01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:40,040
Wherever you are, we need you.

1645
01:34:40,040 --> 01:34:48,040
To be fair, I feel like Greaseus, if ever you were like taking a long drive somewhere and then you had to go to a pit stop.

1646
01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:50,040
It's like, are we getting McDonald's?

1647
01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:52,040
Of course we're getting fast food.

1648
01:34:52,040 --> 01:34:54,040
Every time we get the chance.

1649
01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:59,040
And of everything on the menu.

1650
01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:00,040
Yes. Yes.

1651
01:35:00,040 --> 01:35:02,040
We are filling the car with food and that's good.

1652
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:04,040
I think that's quite good.

1653
01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:05,040
That's a good quality to have.

1654
01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:09,040
I want to put him like an S because I feel like you'll never be badly fed.

1655
01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:14,040
Unbelievable that the that the ogre fat funny thing is above Gottrick.

1656
01:35:14,040 --> 01:35:16,040
This is this is absurd.

1657
01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:19,040
Well, well, hold on a second.

1658
01:35:19,040 --> 01:35:20,040
Hear me out.

1659
01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:23,040
He's in charge of a faction, which Gottrick isn't.

1660
01:35:23,040 --> 01:35:26,040
You'll be well fed and he doesn't seem to have a delicious bone in his body.

1661
01:35:26,040 --> 01:35:28,040
So is the Silent King.

1662
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:29,040
So is Nagash.

1663
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:31,040
Nagash is in charge of like four factions.

1664
01:35:31,040 --> 01:35:36,040
Yeah, but the thing is Nagash nor Sarek.

1665
01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:40,040
None of their people will have like a digestive tract.

1666
01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:42,040
So you can't feed them and they're not having a good time.

1667
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:45,040
At least with like greases like look, you'll be well fed.

1668
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:47,040
He doesn't really have a malicious bone in his body.

1669
01:35:47,040 --> 01:35:49,040
He's just like, I'll do what I have to do to rule.

1670
01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:51,040
I'll leave my dad if I have to because he's a bit of a dick.

1671
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:53,040
But he doesn't seem like a bad guy.

1672
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:54,040
He's just like eating.

1673
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:59,040
Hey, son, do you want to go get some like burgers?

1674
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:00,040
Do I?

1675
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:01,040
Great dad.

1676
01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:03,040
This is insane.

1677
01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:06,040
I'm calling a press on the tea list once again.

1678
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:07,040
I don't know.

1679
01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:11,040
It seems like a good idea to me.

1680
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:12,040
I'll put a lower if you disagree.

1681
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:13,040
I'm indifferent.

1682
01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:17,040
It's funny that it makes Colin mad.

1683
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:18,040
Insane.

1684
01:36:18,040 --> 01:36:19,040
Insane.

1685
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:22,040
Fear placement right here.

1686
01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:23,040
Krokgar.

1687
01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:24,040
Lizards.

1688
01:36:24,040 --> 01:36:25,040
Krokgar.

1689
01:36:25,040 --> 01:36:28,040
I sure wish I knew any of the lore around these fantasy characters.

1690
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:30,040
I see the problem with Lizardsmen.

1691
01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:31,040
The final defender.

1692
01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:36,040
They don't technically have gender because they just walk out of a pool like fully formed

1693
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:37,040
as adults.

1694
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:38,040
That's it.

1695
01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:40,040
That's how Lizardsmen are made.

1696
01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:43,040
They walk out of a pool.

1697
01:36:43,040 --> 01:36:45,040
There's no gender.

1698
01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:46,040
I know they're called Lizardsmen.

1699
01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:48,040
There's no dangly bits.

1700
01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:50,040
They're biologically like nothing.

1701
01:36:50,040 --> 01:36:53,040
I've never seen a Lizardwoman.

1702
01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:58,040
They don't exist.

1703
01:36:58,040 --> 01:37:01,040
But is he good?

1704
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:08,040
I mean, he went absolutely berserk when Skrulk killed his pet dinosaur.

1705
01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:10,040
That sounds like a bad thing to do.

1706
01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:11,040
So he cares.

1707
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:14,040
Yeah, he cares.

1708
01:37:14,040 --> 01:37:17,040
That's otherwise like...

1709
01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:19,040
Should we just put him next to the door?

1710
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:21,040
Look, you don't know Space Marines.

1711
01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:23,040
Space Marines, right?

1712
01:37:23,040 --> 01:37:27,040
They are all brainwashed child soldiers, but they still manage to sometimes have another

1713
01:37:27,040 --> 01:37:29,040
personality trait.

1714
01:37:29,040 --> 01:37:30,040
Yeah.

1715
01:37:30,040 --> 01:37:37,040
The Lizardsmen are that, except they were never a human being before becoming Space Marines.

1716
01:37:37,040 --> 01:37:42,040
And they don't really have anything going on after them, except maybe some of the slime.

1717
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:46,040
So what you're saying, the thing that binds the Space Marines and the Lizardsmen is you can

1718
01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:49,040
always kiss your homies on the cheek and that's fine.

1719
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:51,040
That sounds good.

1720
01:37:51,040 --> 01:37:56,040
Moving on.

1721
01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:57,040
You know what?

1722
01:37:57,040 --> 01:38:01,040
If you want to get kissed by that roaring mouth of teeth, go nuts.

1723
01:38:01,040 --> 01:38:02,040
Is this supposed to be integrated?

1724
01:38:02,040 --> 01:38:04,040
That's Kernos.

1725
01:38:04,040 --> 01:38:05,040
No, that's Kernos.

1726
01:38:05,040 --> 01:38:06,040
I see.

1727
01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:09,040
He's a pretty good dad.

1728
01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:14,040
You asked me specifically to add him to the Dino-Gudases.

1729
01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:20,040
That's Kernos, who is the father of the Eldar race and the Elf race alongside Isha, who's

1730
01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:22,040
the mother of the Eldar and Elf race.

1731
01:38:22,040 --> 01:38:23,040
This guy's a literal dad.

1732
01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:27,040
He literally is a dad.

1733
01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:33,040
And when Assyrian said, I'm taking my ball and going home, no more talking to your kids,

1734
01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:37,040
he would do it anyway because he accepts them.

1735
01:38:37,040 --> 01:38:41,040
He accepted he could have been punished, but he went to talk to his kids.

1736
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:42,040
I think he's a good dad.

1737
01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:44,040
I think he's a very good dad.

1738
01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:51,040
And because it's warp time, it could have been infinite years of torture under Cain.

1739
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:53,040
He could talk to his kids.

1740
01:38:53,040 --> 01:38:55,040
I think Kernos is a good dad.

1741
01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:57,040
I think Kernos is a very good dad.

1742
01:38:57,040 --> 01:38:58,040
Of course, for me.

1743
01:38:58,040 --> 01:39:00,040
It's S.T.R. sounds like.

1744
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:06,040
Look, I think everything you could possibly find about bad things that happened from Kernos

1745
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:10,040
is other people's fault for being the worst.

1746
01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:11,040
Like Cain.

1747
01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:14,040
Every bad thing that happened.

1748
01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:15,040
Caldor Drago, surely.

1749
01:39:15,040 --> 01:39:17,040
Bro, nobody's been in Caldor Drago.

1750
01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:19,040
You are insane.

1751
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:21,040
Where should he be then?

1752
01:39:21,040 --> 01:39:27,040
Also, in fantasy, he's actively with the Wood Elves every year with Orion.

1753
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:29,040
The Avatar of Kernos, he's hanging out with them.

1754
01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:31,040
Come on.

1755
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:34,040
So should he be higher?

1756
01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:38,040
I don't know if I can put him above Vulcan.

1757
01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:40,040
But he's doing good work.

1758
01:39:40,040 --> 01:39:42,040
He's a good dad.

1759
01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:44,040
He's doing a good job of his loincloth.

1760
01:39:44,040 --> 01:39:46,040
Vanquil himself.

1761
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:49,040
Yeah, S.T.R. put him above Gatsbyll.

1762
01:39:49,040 --> 01:39:50,040
Come on.

1763
01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:53,040
Vanquil has been asking to be on the podcast for ages.

1764
01:39:53,040 --> 01:39:55,040
So here you go, Vanquil.

1765
01:39:55,040 --> 01:39:56,040
Oh my god.

1766
01:39:56,040 --> 01:39:58,040
That's crazy.

1767
01:39:58,040 --> 01:40:00,040
So, Eli, what's going on?

1768
01:40:00,040 --> 01:40:05,040
Eli, I think we need some mediation here because Colin's having a...

1769
01:40:05,040 --> 01:40:10,040
He's probably worse than Madfriend, let's be real.

1770
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:11,040
No.

1771
01:40:11,040 --> 01:40:13,040
He's the worst dad ever.

1772
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:16,040
This is a biased list.

1773
01:40:16,040 --> 01:40:18,040
The Gats should be top of the list again.

1774
01:40:18,040 --> 01:40:20,040
Vanquil should be second.

1775
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:22,040
Can you explain why, Eli?

1776
01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:24,040
First of all, he's going to send you out to die.

1777
01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:26,040
He's going to create you.

1778
01:40:26,040 --> 01:40:30,040
And then your whole point of existing is to protect him until you die.

1779
01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:35,040
And then if you fail, or if he messes up, he's going to blame you for everything.

1780
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:37,040
Well, because it's clearly your fault.

1781
01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:39,040
Vanquil is the perfect leader.

1782
01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:42,040
If anything goes wrong, it is clearly your fault, not Vanquil's.

1783
01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:44,040
Vanquil loves every...

1784
01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:50,040
Like, of the thousands of Bone Rippers that have been created that apply for him.

1785
01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:51,040
So he's a good dad.

1786
01:40:51,040 --> 01:40:52,040
Half of which we're probably going to break.

1787
01:40:52,040 --> 01:40:53,040
He's not a good dad.

1788
01:40:53,040 --> 01:40:54,040
No.

1789
01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:55,040
Isn't he?

1790
01:40:55,040 --> 01:40:56,040
I'm so confused.

1791
01:40:56,040 --> 01:40:57,040
He's awful.

1792
01:40:57,040 --> 01:40:59,040
One of you say he should be here.

1793
01:40:59,040 --> 01:41:00,040
He's terrible.

1794
01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:01,040
And one of you say he should be here.

1795
01:41:01,040 --> 01:41:02,040
I don't know what to do.

1796
01:41:02,040 --> 01:41:11,040
Vanquil will teach you about time-honored Skaven traditions and sayings, such as shooting the messenger and that there's more than one way to skin an infant.

1797
01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:12,040
That's pretty good.

1798
01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:14,040
Verbatim word from Vanquil.

1799
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:21,040
Vanquil will teach you life messages, and he probably has access to the Skaven breeding bits.

1800
01:41:21,040 --> 01:41:23,040
Do we even have Vanquil with Cat anymore?

1801
01:41:23,040 --> 01:41:24,040
I don't even see him.

1802
01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:25,040
I think he might be gone.

1803
01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:29,040
But I do have a compelling counter-argument.

1804
01:41:29,040 --> 01:41:34,040
If you misspell it, Vanquil starts with an F.

1805
01:41:34,040 --> 01:41:35,040
What?

1806
01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:36,040
What?

1807
01:41:36,040 --> 01:41:41,040
An F here?

1808
01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:42,040
What?

1809
01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:45,040
What the heck?

1810
01:41:45,040 --> 01:41:52,040
I nearly just kind of ruined everything ever because I was about to make fun of Jagged Icon for that.

1811
01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:58,040
Thank God the Neuron fired on what that would be.

1812
01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:03,040
Because that would have been Collin's done being ever on anything ever.

1813
01:42:03,040 --> 01:42:09,040
So Vanquil with an F. Is that OK?

1814
01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:11,040
Is this the tier?

1815
01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:12,040
OK.

1816
01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:13,040
I hate you.

1817
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:15,040
Put him above the tier.

1818
01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:16,040
Actually, no.

1819
01:42:16,040 --> 01:42:18,040
Nagash is obviously, as I said, top of S tier.

1820
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:19,040
Vanfred.

1821
01:42:19,040 --> 01:42:20,040
There we go.

1822
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:21,040
Yeah, there we go.

1823
01:42:21,040 --> 01:42:22,040
Put him above Manfred.

1824
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:23,040
There we go.

1825
01:42:23,040 --> 01:42:24,040
And there's the list.

1826
01:42:24,040 --> 01:42:25,040
Hey.

1827
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:28,040
You know, honestly, I think I would rather be raised by Manfred.

1828
01:42:28,040 --> 01:42:35,040
I must admit, looking at the comments, this is my favorite document.

1829
01:42:35,040 --> 01:42:38,040
Andy, I better have a seat.

1830
01:42:38,040 --> 01:42:42,040
Can I honorable mention Tyrion like S tier uncle?

1831
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,040
OK.

1832
01:42:43,040 --> 01:42:44,040
Yeah.

1833
01:42:44,040 --> 01:42:49,040
If for no other reason, he was like, hey, Teclis, stop murdering your kids, you ass.

1834
01:42:49,040 --> 01:42:53,040
I mean, to be fair, I think a lot of this would be a very different list if it was uncles,

1835
01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:56,040
because there's so many would be like, Leemon would be a good uncle.

1836
01:42:56,040 --> 01:42:58,040
So many are popping off.

1837
01:42:58,040 --> 01:42:59,040
We got to do.

1838
01:42:59,040 --> 01:43:05,040
Like you take the responsibility away, it becomes way more like S tier, S tier, S tier.

1839
01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:10,040
That is like any good lessons they impart on you is like just a bonus.

1840
01:43:10,040 --> 01:43:13,040
Like your dad should have been doing this, but he's not.

1841
01:43:13,040 --> 01:43:14,040
Seth.

1842
01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:19,040
I just like the idea of you go to like a diner and then like, oh, uncle Seth's journey.

1843
01:43:19,040 --> 01:43:20,040
He's like, Uncle Seth.

1844
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:22,040
Oh, God, he's going to get in a fight.

1845
01:43:22,040 --> 01:43:23,040
It'll be amazing.

1846
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:26,040
Thank God, Sigmar's not on this list.

1847
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:27,040
Oh, yeah.

1848
01:43:27,040 --> 01:43:35,040
Like he might have he might have sexed his way across the proto empire and done nothing for any.

1849
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:40,040
That is how we got at least one of the tribes of men into the empire.

1850
01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:44,040
Well, well, well, that was our list, everyone.

1851
01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:47,040
Before we go, we do have some donations to thank you very much.

1852
01:43:47,040 --> 01:43:53,040
Guys, got trick or no, the gas S tier as he always is on.

1853
01:43:53,040 --> 01:43:55,040
He is perfect.

1854
01:43:55,040 --> 01:43:57,040
All right.

1855
01:43:57,040 --> 01:43:59,040
Galactic stir bar.

1856
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:01,040
Thank you for the five dollar.

1857
01:44:01,040 --> 01:44:05,040
Trazen has more children, victims of the gallery than most people on this list.

1858
01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:07,040
Real, real and true.

1859
01:44:07,040 --> 01:44:10,040
And he takes real good care of him to command.

1860
01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:11,040
Thank you for the five.

1861
01:44:11,040 --> 01:44:12,040
Just got here.

1862
01:44:12,040 --> 01:44:15,040
I'm throwing the gas into the ring as the daddy of vampires.

1863
01:44:15,040 --> 01:44:18,040
Real he's easily the worst in any war hammer setting.

1864
01:44:18,040 --> 01:44:21,040
Well, you're going to say something nice about him.

1865
01:44:21,040 --> 01:44:25,040
Actually, thank you for the 50 check.

1866
01:44:25,040 --> 01:44:32,040
I think like Spittle and Marathi are words that are unsafe to say in the same sentence when Colin is.

1867
01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:34,040
I need to look this word up because I don't.

1868
01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:35,040
All right.

1869
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:36,040
Oh, yeah.

1870
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:38,040
Yeah, no, that that never mind.

1871
01:44:38,040 --> 01:44:40,040
No, you're right.

1872
01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:43,040
Continue.

1873
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:45,040
Would you like to?

1874
01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:46,040
OK.

1875
01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:48,040
Oh, this is the one that dude.

1876
01:44:48,040 --> 01:44:49,040
Huge, huge don't know.

1877
01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:50,040
Thank you.

1878
01:44:50,040 --> 01:44:51,040
Thank you very much.

1879
01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:52,040
My read, Joe.

1880
01:44:52,040 --> 01:44:55,040
I'm hoping that was roughly correct.

1881
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:58,040
Happy to finally catch up to a live lore crime stream again.

1882
01:44:58,040 --> 01:44:59,040
Always have.

1883
01:44:59,040 --> 01:45:00,040
Glad to see you guys.

1884
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:01,040
Glad to see you, man.

1885
01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:06,040
But just as a side note, I recently dived into AOS and I realized it's actually a really great setting.

1886
01:45:06,040 --> 01:45:08,040
You guys.

1887
01:45:08,040 --> 01:45:14,040
Colin's winning and that's 10 Swiss francs, which is one trillion Canadian dollars.

1888
01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:15,040
So wow.

1889
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:17,040
Which is in real money.

1890
01:45:17,040 --> 01:45:20,040
I believe he said one point oh six US dollars.

1891
01:45:20,040 --> 01:45:25,040
So that's like ten dollars and sixty cents.

1892
01:45:25,040 --> 01:45:27,040
Give how much maple syrup you could buy.

1893
01:45:27,040 --> 01:45:28,040
Yeah, I know, man.

1894
01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:29,040
I can do math.

1895
01:45:29,040 --> 01:45:32,040
Dude, I took one math class in college.

1896
01:45:32,040 --> 01:45:34,040
I think. Have I said this before?

1897
01:45:34,040 --> 01:45:39,040
The the teacher walked in first day drew a square on the board said this is a square.

1898
01:45:39,040 --> 01:45:42,040
And I knew in that instance I was home.

1899
01:45:42,040 --> 01:45:44,040
It was where I belong.

1900
01:45:44,040 --> 01:45:45,040
Age of Empires.

1901
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:48,040
Age of Empires 2 is a game about empire.

1902
01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:49,040
Same energy.

1903
01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:51,040
It's so real.

1904
01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:53,040
Would you like to read a couple more, Colin?

1905
01:45:53,040 --> 01:45:55,040
I'll get the last ones.

1906
01:45:55,040 --> 01:45:56,040
Sure.

1907
01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:58,040
Non dormiant.

1908
01:45:58,040 --> 01:45:59,040
Five bucks.

1909
01:45:59,040 --> 01:46:00,040
Thank you.

1910
01:46:00,040 --> 01:46:01,040
Hey, I need help.

1911
01:46:01,040 --> 01:46:02,040
How do I start painting an army?

1912
01:46:02,040 --> 01:46:06,040
I've never done it before and the models are all nice, but I'm dogged painting in art in general.

1913
01:46:06,040 --> 01:46:11,040
Well, I look a primer can.

1914
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:14,040
Immediately you can't do it when it's cold because it'll ruin it.

1915
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:19,040
But a can of primer spray paint will take you so goddamn far.

1916
01:46:19,040 --> 01:46:27,040
Sign up for a tournament that requires the minimum three colors on your army and then stress painted five days before.

1917
01:46:27,040 --> 01:46:28,040
No, don't do that.

1918
01:46:28,040 --> 01:46:32,040
Do not do that.

1919
01:46:32,040 --> 01:46:38,040
Look, Joe, go to just just find Duncan Rhodes videos and just try to do what he does.

1920
01:46:38,040 --> 01:46:41,040
Yeah, ironically, you're not Duncan Rhodes.

1921
01:46:41,040 --> 01:46:46,040
The official Warhammer tutorials are usually expensive because they have like 10 paints for one minute, but they always work.

1922
01:46:46,040 --> 01:46:49,040
They do actually always work.

1923
01:46:49,040 --> 01:46:50,040
Yeah.

1924
01:46:50,040 --> 01:46:52,040
Yeah.

1925
01:46:52,040 --> 01:46:53,040
All right.

1926
01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:58,040
Donkeyman USA five bucks. Hey, Colin, Snorrie wants more beer.

1927
01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:00,040
Yes, Snorrie would be a great uncle.

1928
01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:03,040
Never ask Snorrie what happened to God tricks kid.

1929
01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:05,040
Why does God trick?

1930
01:47:05,040 --> 01:47:07,040
Why do we refer to God tricks family and past tense?

1931
01:47:07,040 --> 01:47:08,040
Don't worry about it.

1932
01:47:08,040 --> 01:47:10,040
Don't don't worry about it.

1933
01:47:10,040 --> 01:47:11,040
Don't worry about it.

1934
01:47:11,040 --> 01:47:13,040
And Uncle Snorrie's fun.

1935
01:47:13,040 --> 01:47:15,040
Don't worry about it.

1936
01:47:15,040 --> 01:47:18,040
Oh, wait.

1937
01:47:18,040 --> 01:47:24,040
I don't want to read this one.

1938
01:47:24,040 --> 01:47:28,040
Acleok for the 50 CZK.

1939
01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:33,040
Collins forehead so big it houses an Astarte chapter called Face Marines.

1940
01:47:33,040 --> 01:47:34,040
At least you apologize.

1941
01:47:34,040 --> 01:47:36,040
So I accepted.

1942
01:47:36,040 --> 01:47:37,040
Also belated.

1943
01:47:37,040 --> 01:47:38,040
Hi, doggy.

1944
01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:43,040
I can pet them later for you.

1945
01:47:43,040 --> 01:47:44,040
Why did you say met?

1946
01:47:44,040 --> 01:47:46,040
Fuck you.

1947
01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:48,040
I'm sorry.

1948
01:47:48,040 --> 01:47:52,040
Romulus, thank you for the 10.

1949
01:47:52,040 --> 01:47:54,040
After three days without a fight is like Colin after three days.

1950
01:47:54,040 --> 01:47:55,040
I'm not cooting the man.

1951
01:47:55,040 --> 01:48:01,040
Manfred.

1952
01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:03,040
Sweaty, irritable, and an uncomfortable site.

1953
01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:13,040
Seriously, Colin, why man for the ball people?

1954
01:48:13,040 --> 01:48:14,040
Well, you see, look, I,

1955
01:48:14,040 --> 01:48:16,040
I'm pretty sure if you looked hard enough,

1956
01:48:16,040 --> 01:48:18,040
you could find some pics of.

1957
01:48:18,040 --> 01:48:20,040
Lizard women models on the interwebs.

1958
01:48:20,040 --> 01:48:25,040
Probably.

1959
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:26,040
Another one from.

1960
01:48:26,040 --> 01:48:28,040
Actually.

1961
01:48:28,040 --> 01:48:30,040
You know, you're welcome to the GW.

1962
01:48:30,040 --> 01:48:32,040
They're renaming Manfred.

1963
01:48:32,040 --> 01:48:33,040
Manfred von Kasting to them.

1964
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:35,040
Fred Von Kasting.

1965
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:37,040
They're vaccinating the Skaven.

1966
01:48:37,040 --> 01:48:38,040
Very good.

1967
01:48:38,040 --> 01:48:41,040
I'm glad we got an impression from Andy.

1968
01:48:41,040 --> 01:48:42,040
Yeah.

1969
01:48:42,040 --> 01:48:44,040
I'm glad we got an impression from Andy.

1970
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:45,040
I could have done.

1971
01:48:45,040 --> 01:48:46,040
Obama.

1972
01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:47,040
Well, I didn't do that.

1973
01:48:47,040 --> 01:48:49,040
Coffee grounds for snorting.

1974
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:50,040
You can always keep.

1975
01:48:50,040 --> 01:48:52,040
I think in his heart.

1976
01:48:52,040 --> 01:48:54,040
We are absolutely passed.

1977
01:48:54,040 --> 01:48:58,040
And lastly.

1978
01:48:58,040 --> 01:48:59,040
In fact.

1979
01:48:59,040 --> 01:49:01,040
47.

1980
01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:02,040
War hammer mummy.

1981
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:03,040
Tireless.

1982
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:04,040
When.

1983
01:49:04,040 --> 01:49:06,040
Someday.

1984
01:49:06,040 --> 01:49:11,040
Thank you.

1985
01:49:11,040 --> 01:49:12,040
I'm glad I got to do that.

1986
01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:14,040
I'm glad I got to do that.

1987
01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:15,040
And then we got to do the.

1988
01:49:15,040 --> 01:49:16,040
The.

1989
01:49:16,040 --> 01:49:17,040
The book.

1990
01:49:17,040 --> 01:49:18,040
Which was still.

1991
01:49:18,040 --> 01:49:19,040
There was like still like five.

1992
01:49:19,040 --> 01:49:20,040
Felix books to go.

1993
01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:21,040
And a whole ass setting.

1994
01:49:21,040 --> 01:49:26,040
Change.

1995
01:49:26,040 --> 01:49:27,040
Well, that was good fun.

1996
01:49:27,040 --> 01:49:29,040
I had fun.

1997
01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:35,040
Are there any other any closing ports you guys have.

1998
01:49:35,040 --> 01:49:36,040
On, on what we've just,

1999
01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:38,040
what we've just unleashed on the internet.

2000
01:49:38,040 --> 01:49:41,040
Yeah, I think it's gonna be a good.

2001
01:49:41,040 --> 01:49:42,040
And.

2002
01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:44,040
The best.

2003
01:49:44,040 --> 01:49:46,040
Verses on the gas.

2004
01:49:46,040 --> 01:49:48,040
As he has he had a verse.

2005
01:49:48,040 --> 01:49:49,040
But maybe not.

2006
01:49:49,040 --> 01:49:54,040
Maybe not.

2007
01:49:54,040 --> 01:49:55,040
We'll get his day.

2008
01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:56,040
You doing a gas first?

2009
01:49:56,040 --> 01:49:58,040
All right.

2010
01:49:58,040 --> 01:49:59,040
I don't want to come on that.

2011
01:49:59,040 --> 01:50:01,040
No,

2012
01:50:01,040 --> 01:50:02,040
that's not fair.

2013
01:50:02,040 --> 01:50:03,040
Silent King versus the cash.

2014
01:50:03,040 --> 01:50:05,040
That could be fun.

2015
01:50:05,040 --> 01:50:06,040
Easy.

2016
01:50:06,040 --> 01:50:08,040
Silent Cake though.

2017
01:50:08,040 --> 01:50:10,040
It's also not Fair Fight on the way around.

2018
01:50:11,400 --> 01:50:16,280
And yes, if we do get enough requests, we might do a Mommy tier list, but we'll have to wait and see.

2019
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:19,400
But yes, thank you

2020
01:50:19,460 --> 01:50:23,020
for joining us and Happy New Year's first proper stream of like

2021
01:50:24,040 --> 01:50:26,040
live, I suppose, of the year.

2022
01:50:26,360 --> 01:50:29,480
Though you guys were talking about the Warhammer Fantasy stuff last week, which was good fun to watch.

2023
01:50:29,880 --> 01:50:34,520
And yeah, hope you all had a lovely time. We had a lovely time and we'll see you next time.

2024
01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:37,480
Bye bye. Thank you very much. Bye everyone. Have a good uh,

2025
01:50:37,480 --> 01:51:03,480
Good day.

2026
01:51:07,480 --> 01:51:09,480
Bye.