1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:18,680 Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's us, the law criminals. 2 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:19,680 Yay! 3 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,160 You're the law criminals. 4 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,160 We're all law criminals together. 5 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,280 God, and always on time. 6 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,280 Thank goodness. 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,280 Always on time. 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,280 Always on time. 9 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,280 Any technical difficulties ever. 10 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:32,840 To be fair, that's nice that you guys have like a pejorative for your audience, but you 11 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,120 can say like, you know, believers or something like that. 12 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,120 Criminal scum. 13 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,920 Well, I was thinking you're the Sandman of Terror. 14 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,920 Maybe you could call them the Grains. 15 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,920 That is literally what my son would say. 16 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,920 If it's like a stream or something, he'd be like, how are the Grains? 17 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:52,760 You guys have the same sense of humour. 18 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,960 We have a special guest today. 19 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,160 We have Ed of Sandman of Terror. 20 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:03,120 Probably, you know, I'm sure you already know of the dude, absolute Horace Heresy, you know, 21 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,520 King probably in the Warhammer space, I'd definitely say. 22 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:09,640 Good friend of the channel. 23 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:15,020 We're here though, to do something a bit more, well, we're not here to dive deep into interesting 24 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:18,640 Horace Heresy or Eisenhorn Theories or anything like that. 25 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:23,760 Today it's a merry season, boys. 26 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:27,800 Here are Primarchs with, like us all here, Daddy issues. 27 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,040 Daddy issues is the theme. 28 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:35,680 So let's hope, let's do something to like help, you know, let's lift the Christmas spirit. 29 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:39,400 People in the chat can also play along whilst we're doing this if they want as well. 30 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:44,040 How, you know, I've just noticed the little subtitle you got below your name. 31 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,040 What's going on with that? 32 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,040 Don't worry about that. 33 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,040 All right. 34 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,040 No, no, no. 35 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,040 It's me. 36 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,040 That's concerning. 37 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,040 I'm just doing my work. 38 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,920 Also, speaking of pancreas and work, can we also mention another special guest that's 39 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,920 on the stream? 40 00:01:58,920 --> 00:01:59,920 Look, dog. 41 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:00,920 Ah, yeah. 42 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:01,920 Ickle dog. 43 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,920 Ickle, Ickle dog. 44 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,920 Oh, no way. 45 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:04,920 That's cute. 46 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,920 Little American. 47 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,560 Just mind you, have you ever heard of the show Bucky O'Hare? 48 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,560 Captain Bucky O'Hare. 49 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,040 He was like a space rabbit. 50 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,040 It was great. 51 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,040 I have not. 52 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:19,000 We should mention that today is about Secret Santa for Primarchs. 53 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,200 These guys need some gifts. 54 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:26,680 We here, using our extensive Warhammer knowledge and terrible sense of humor, have decided 55 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,160 to bring forth some suggestions. 56 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,760 Again, some of us, they don't know. 57 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:36,600 I think Andy knows what the rest of us have put in, but some of us here are ignorant to 58 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:41,400 the absolute disgrace we're about to present to the rest of the group here. 59 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,400 Yeah. 60 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,280 DJB's Collins forehead did not get worse. 61 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,760 Why would you say that? 62 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,760 Jesus Christ. 63 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,760 I got a haircut, you asshole. 64 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:58,280 Oh, Ed, since you've last been on, the chat had been even more aggressive. 65 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,080 We've lost control of them. 66 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:05,680 We have new fans who are really aggressive with it. 67 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,680 We love it though. 68 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:12,560 We've got 20 Primarchs to get through and there's four of us, so I think we should just 69 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,560 get straight into it. 70 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,560 We're going to start with the line. 71 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,440 We're going to go all the way to Alpharius. 72 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:22,080 We'll begin with, we'll go Colin, me, Hal, and then Ed, because that's the order I've 73 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:23,080 received these in. 74 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:30,600 So, starting off, Colin, would you care to explain your presence for the lion? 75 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,600 Of course. 76 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,600 Oh, wow. 77 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:37,360 Well, you see, I think the book, The Lion would be great to get the public speaking 78 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:45,520 skills for dummies book, because I think he could learn how to speak to another human 79 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,520 being. 80 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:54,200 I mean, every passage I read with the lion, if he's not talking to one of his brothers, 81 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,960 it's not great. 82 00:03:55,960 --> 00:04:01,800 See for citation, the chaplain whose head he smacked clean off. 83 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:02,800 Excuse me, backhanded. 84 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,800 Pardon me, backhanded. 85 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,800 Is that a defense? 86 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,800 I mean, maybe he was just disobeying me. 87 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:06,800 It wasn't full force. 88 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,800 It wasn't full force. 89 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,800 That even works. 90 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:09,800 But he still took his head off. 91 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,800 He pulled first. 92 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:23,240 The guy had a head before the conversation started, then he didn't when it was done. 93 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,800 It's a weird part of the lore, isn't it? 94 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:29,800 I always find that really out of, like, jank, come out of their field. 95 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:36,000 I read an author's opinion on it once, and they said what they were going for was to 96 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:42,160 demonstrate kind of the animalistic nature of the lion in that scene. 97 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,720 But it just makes him look quite childish, to be honest. 98 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,800 It's my most hated scene of the lion. 99 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,320 Poor Nemuel. 100 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:52,120 Because Nemuel's basically like, hey, maybe we shouldn't break the edict of Nikea. 101 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,040 And the lion goes, no, that's cool. 102 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,040 Shut up, nerd. 103 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,680 I think we can use librarians. 104 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,280 And Nemuel goes, no, that's not how the emperor works. 105 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,280 You can't just break his rules. 106 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,320 And the lion goes, well, I've said it's fine. 107 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,000 And then Nemuel goes, no, I don't think that's right. 108 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,920 I'm pretty certain we have to follow what the emperor says. 109 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,160 And the lion goes, shut up. 110 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,720 And then he just punches his head. 111 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,480 Trust me, bro, on his son. 112 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:16,880 Maybe Curse is probably the best angle for that rather than a Nemuel chop. 113 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:22,240 You know what I mean? 114 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:27,160 I would wager he's also he could be better at, you know, in some situations at being 115 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,240 a general than Horus. 116 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:35,880 But he's such an uncharismatic dickhead that you can't make him war master because that's 117 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:39,360 everyone's going to complain because he's an ass. 118 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,040 So I was reading Sons of the Forest. 119 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,040 I know it's Son of the Forest. 120 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,680 I know he's mellowed out a bit. 121 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,680 He's gotten better. 122 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,840 That doesn't mean he's gotten good. 123 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,640 It does not mean he's a good speaker. 124 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,840 Means he's less awful at it. 125 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:58,200 The scene on the ships, though, like when he rallies all the imperial defenders and 126 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,280 their mass, I know. 127 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,280 What a scene. 128 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,280 Come on. 129 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,280 That's the epic. 130 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,280 He does. 131 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,280 He's done good. 132 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,920 He has done some good stuff. 133 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:10,360 It's just I think a lot of the heavy lifting is like, you know, that Primarch sauce where 134 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,360 you go, oh, that's a Primarch. 135 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,720 I'm going to listen. 136 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:16,880 If you remove that, he could learn how to talk to people better. 137 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,880 That's all I'm saying. 138 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,760 So that's why you get that skiff. 139 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:25,160 We will say for the chat, though, we will get to the donations every basically every 140 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,160 20 minutes. 141 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,160 So we are keeping an eye on that, brothers. 142 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,160 We're not forgetting about you. 143 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,160 Every thousand pounds will be. 144 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,160 Yeah, yeah. 145 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,160 Merry Christmas to everyone, though. 146 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,160 Merry Christmas. 147 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,160 Although we do have an episode next week. 148 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,160 Andy, what have you brought to the table? 149 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,160 Just because we've got to get through them. 150 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,160 I've brought to the table Monty Python's Holy Grail DVD. 151 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,160 I think I think the lion could really like benefit from this because it's like a classic. 152 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:43,160 He might learn some a thing or two about how to fight like truly devastating enemies such 153 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,160 as that rabbit. 154 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,160 It's just a rabbit. 155 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:50,160 I think the lion could really like benefit from this because it's like a classic. 156 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,160 He might learn some a thing or two about how to fight like truly devastating enemies 157 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,160 such as that rabbit. 158 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,160 It's just a rabbit. 159 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,160 Holy Hang Grenade of Antioch. 160 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,160 I'm sure he'd love that. 161 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:05,160 And it's very in keeping with his theme of Caliban, you know, not not listening to wenches 162 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,160 in front of castles who need a spanking. 163 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,160 It's great. 164 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,160 You'll love it. 165 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,160 You'll love it. 166 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,160 I'm sure it is. 167 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:17,160 That is actually a good gift, though, which makes me feel really guilty for what I feel 168 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,160 like I have. 169 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:25,160 I feel like I've really appealed to the Colin circle here rather than the actual wholesome 170 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,160 ones. 171 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,160 I like that. 172 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:29,160 It's a good film, although it's weird to watch when you're quite young. 173 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,160 You don't understand the jokes. 174 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:35,160 It's funnier later in life. 175 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,160 Explain yourself. 176 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,160 What is this? 177 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,160 What have you done? 178 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,160 Minion pizza? 179 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:45,160 Explain yourself. 180 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,160 What is the reasoning? 181 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,160 What am I looking at? 182 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,160 His own joke as well. 183 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:54,160 It's not coming through to me. 184 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:58,160 I'm trying to see it and I'm failing him. 185 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 186 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,160 If the lion was to make a pizza. 187 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,160 Okay. 188 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,160 Yeah. 189 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,160 I can't get through this. 190 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,160 I'm crying too much. 191 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,160 Okay. 192 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:16,160 If the lion...fuck. 193 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,160 If the lion was to make a pizza. 194 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,160 We know he's somewhat on the spectrum in some way. 195 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,160 My fucking god. 196 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:28,160 I feel like this would be the sort of thing that would appeal to the lion in terms of 197 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,160 like, it's a divergent pizza. 198 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:34,160 I'm not going to justify it. 199 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,160 How? 200 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:40,160 The Minion pizza in skivety toilet and blu ray. 201 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:43,160 Look, Hal, I'm only going to ask you this once, all right? 202 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,160 Do you need help? 203 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,160 Do you need a friend at this trying time of year? 204 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:51,160 You know, ask me at the end of my suggestions, because this is getting worse. 205 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:55,160 Honestly, it's worse than this, the rest of them. 206 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:59,160 But generally I don't think it needs anything more. 207 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:03,160 I think he would look at that and be like, that's my favorite type of pizza. 208 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,160 Nothing more to add to that really. 209 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:09,160 No more difference. 210 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,160 Okay. 211 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,160 This one's from Ed. 212 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:16,160 Ed, could you explain to us your gift to the lion? 213 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:21,160 Well, I think that all Warhammer tabletop fans will be able to empathize. 214 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:27,160 There is quite frankly, nothing worse than when you break a sword in half or something like that. 215 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:32,160 That's why I approach this from the angle of like, what has the lion got? 216 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:38,160 And I like to believe that Rabuteh Gilliman gave the lion some Tamiya extra thin cement 217 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:44,160 towards the end of the horror's heresy, because Gilliman very famously breaks the lion's sword over his knee. 218 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:50,160 And so I like to believe that he then gave the lion some sort of copious amount of super glue 219 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:57,160 to put the sword back together, which is why it's allegedly in the hands of Seifer today in 40K. 220 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:05,160 I could envision a couple of Dark Angels just like holding the hilt and holding the tip and he's just like, stay still. 221 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,160 Exactly. 222 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,160 Exactly. 223 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,160 The reforged sword though, you can actually slice his pizza. 224 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,160 So it just goes so well. 225 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,160 Perfect. Perfect. 226 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,160 I can see Colin dying. 227 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,160 Way to lower the tone, Hal. 228 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,160 I know. I promise. 229 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,160 It actually gets worse. 230 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:24,160 Let's move on to Fulgrim next. 231 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,160 Colin, here's your choice of what you would gift Fulgrim. 232 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,160 So here's my thing. 233 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:38,160 Fulgrim is a perfectionist, but I think something that would have helped him rein it in a bit with the Slenesh stuff would be like, 234 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,160 get him a hobby gift. 235 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:44,160 So I think Fulgrim would, I think he might have a good time mixing drinks. 236 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:47,160 I think he would make the perfect cocktail. 237 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:54,160 I think it would be a nice thing to keep him from some of the worst excesses. 238 00:10:54,160 --> 00:11:07,160 I think it'd be good at it because again, perfectionist, I think it would be a good way for him to take his mind off stuff that doesn't involve taking his brother's head off. 239 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,160 That's actually quite a good gift though. 240 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,160 It's quite classy. 241 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,160 It's quite classy. 242 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:18,160 Here's my offering to Fulgrim. 243 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:22,160 Balls. Now, these aren't just balls. 244 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:27,160 These are juggling balls. And now he's got four arms, he could learn to juggle. 245 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:37,160 And he likes entertainment and delight, and surely he could juggle balls and people would marvel at his balls. 246 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:42,160 That is double. I enjoy that. 247 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,160 We could skip mine if you really don't want to share. 248 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,160 No, no, no, no. 249 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,160 We cannot. 250 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:54,160 Share it with the class if you think it's so funny. 251 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,160 Yeah. 252 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:03,160 So this is what Hal sent me. 253 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,160 Explain yourself Hal. 254 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:09,160 This is actually quite a good gift. 255 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:14,160 It's from like an Amazon recommended for you. 256 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,160 What is that? 257 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,160 It's a toilet piano. 258 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,160 I don't think there's any justification for this to be honest. 259 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,160 I just think Fulgrim needs to be entertained. 260 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,160 Honestly, get in the way for perfection and entertain him. 261 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:34,160 I don't know if Prime Arts even go to the loo to be honest, but you know. 262 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:39,160 Space Marines. 263 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,160 Do Beckwood Kings go could be on their help and you know. 264 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:46,160 I mean, moving on. 265 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,160 Moving on. 266 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:51,160 And now we've got Ed's gift for Fulgrim. 267 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,160 An interesting one. 268 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,160 X-Men Origins Wolverine. 269 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,160 Ed. 270 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,160 Yes. 271 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,160 So, so, OK. 272 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:04,160 I think this is quite nice actually. 273 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:11,160 I would do something nice for Fulgrim because I know the Empress Children community is very kind of enthusiastic about loyalist Fulgrim. 274 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,160 I'm sure we've all seen that. 275 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,160 And I generally think that's over exaggerated. 276 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,160 Like I read Palatide Phoenix. 277 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,160 He's still a dick. 278 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:22,160 But to be fair, it does have his greatest moment. 279 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:28,160 And in X-Men Origins Wolverine, you have this somewhat controversial depiction of Deadpool by Ryan Reynolds. 280 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,160 And he's a little bit of a dick. 281 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:34,160 However, there is the scene where he cuts all the bullets in the air in half. 282 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,160 And it is pretty cool. 283 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:41,160 And that is definitely Fulgrim's greatest moment in Warhammer 40K for me. 284 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:49,160 I've always thought that was just so cool when he basically gets sniped and he just cuts the bullet out of the air, which I always thought was badass. 285 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,160 So, yeah. 286 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:55,160 To be fair as well, the logo here, it's got three claws. 287 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,160 And it's the Red Legion. Very clever. 288 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,160 Smart. 289 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:13,160 I think the choice of making it not Logan, but X-Men Origins Wolverine is quite a clear choice of disgust from Ed there in some way, but also quite reminiscent. 290 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,160 It's just a reminder of Fulgrim, like you can be cool. 291 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,160 Look how cool you were here. 292 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,160 This was really nice. 293 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,160 Do this again. 294 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:23,160 And then you did that thing in the temple that we won't forgive you for. 295 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,160 It's bad. 296 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,160 Don't touch the pulsating phallic sword. 297 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,160 Why do we have to tell you this? 298 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,160 Anyway, moving on to Hurturala. 299 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:36,160 Sorry, brothers. 300 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:43,160 Going back to Colin, Lord of Iron, kind of a stern kind of an angry fella. 301 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,160 Looks like a tortoise, but with guns. 302 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:50,160 Colin picked the ultimate starter set of Leviathan. 303 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:57,160 He needs, again, I know this is like the second time in a row I'm saying it, he needs a goddamn hobby. 304 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:05,160 He needs to do something with himself that isn't more meat grinder because he's such a fucking man child. 305 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,160 I already tried Warhammer though. 306 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:15,160 I think if you try it from like a more detached perspective, maybe you'll have more fun as a game. 307 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:20,160 It's something constructive, he puts them together, he can paint them. 308 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,160 He'd open the box set though and he'd be like, where are the Iron Warriors parts? 309 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,160 Where are our miniatures? 310 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,160 And then he'd get angry because he's like, well, you know. 311 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:37,160 We'll see, it'll come, I'll give him metallic paint and darker paint and some yellow and black so we can make the Iron Warriors out of them. 312 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:48,160 I think in his head though, he'd already perceive the finished piece and he'd already know the full way into making the perfect Warhammer miniature. 313 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,160 Because he's already had it imprinted in his mind. 314 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,160 So it's almost like it's not something new for him. 315 00:15:53,160 --> 00:16:01,160 So you're not wrong, but the only other option I could think of was to give him cyanide and say, please bite. 316 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,160 I feel less happy about my content. 317 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:06,160 Insert into one orifice or the other, it will do the job. 318 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,160 Please rid the galaxy of your presence. 319 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,160 You are deeply unpleasant. 320 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:18,160 I'm trying to help him with a little hobby gift, but you know, if he's going to fight it, then I'm not just, I'm not going to buy it. 321 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,160 Has everyone chosen nice gifts? 322 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,160 Because I've really missed the mark. 323 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,160 Some of mine are me. 324 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:26,160 I was about to say, some of mine are pretty diabolical. 325 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,160 I think that's relatively nice. 326 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:35,160 I mean, the moment of the angel exterminatus when he gets the little gift from Vulcan, that's a sweet little moment. 327 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:40,160 Well, I think I got him a nice gift. 328 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:45,160 I got, I would get a copy of a dwarf fortress. 329 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,160 He likes fortresses. 330 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,160 He likes tormenting people under his command. 331 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,160 It's a win win for Peter Turbo, surely. 332 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:56,160 And he kind of looks like a gigantic dwarf. 333 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,160 Oh my God, you're going to make Colin like him now. 334 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:03,160 Is it funny how he and the dwarves also hold crudges and they don't let them go? 335 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:07,160 Yeah, but with the dwarves do it, it's cool. 336 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,160 We're going to change your mind. 337 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,160 Purser Robbo is cool, man. 338 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,160 He is cool. 339 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,160 You see? 340 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,160 He is. 341 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:21,160 Honestly, reading his books though, I generally think he is, whenever he showed up in the books though, he's actually pretty, like I think he stands out in any book compared to any other character. 342 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,160 I think he does cool things. 343 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,160 And then he opens his mouth. 344 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,160 Yeah, I mean. 345 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:33,160 He was cool in the Fulgrim book where the, I don't remember the name of it, when they were on the Eldar world. 346 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,160 I liked him in that book. 347 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,160 Talon is actually genuinely quite good. 348 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,160 For an anthology. 349 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,160 Talon is cool for different reasons. 350 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:48,160 I like seeing the Iron Warriors get their shit rocked. 351 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:53,160 He didn't completely bludgeon Fulgrim when he was at an arms. 352 00:17:53,160 --> 00:18:00,160 Well, speaking of getting one's shit rocked, Hal, explain yourself again. 353 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,160 Colin, don't drink. 354 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,160 Please don't drink. 355 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,160 Are these all toilet related? 356 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,160 No, I promise you not. 357 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,160 Now, there's actually a reason behind this. 358 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,160 Your promises mean nothing. 359 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:17,160 Colin, Talon and Eli especially will enjoy this one. 360 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:23,160 The reason that this is Pertorabo is because it's straight to the point, simplistic, it's not over complicated. 361 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,160 It's truly the perfect design. 362 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,160 There's nothing more that needs to be added to it. 363 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,160 And that's Pertorabo. 364 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,160 So check yourself. 365 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:38,160 I mean, if he wanted a toilet, that would be exactly what he wanted. 366 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:49,160 Well, leaving that travesty behind, Ed's pick for Pertorabo is Horrible Bosses on Blu-ray or DVD. 367 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:52,160 Oh my God. 368 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,160 Very good. 369 00:18:53,160 --> 00:19:01,160 I've stuck with the DVD idea and I do think Pertorabo would appreciate this. 370 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,160 Certainly not a great relationship with his father. 371 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:11,160 His prime work is brutal, like he does get some really shit jobs. 372 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:16,160 And at the same time, The Siege of Terror is just an absolute nightmare. 373 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:20,160 And he kind of feels like he's very much the only sane person in the room. 374 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:24,160 So if he could, he would very much enjoy this movie. 375 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:31,160 But I also think, you know, maybe he'd try and, you know, the plot line of this movie is they try and kill each other's bosses. 376 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:35,160 And I think that he might he might try to figure that one out to someone else. 377 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,160 I don't know who he did exactly. 378 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,160 He'd swap with. But there's definitely something going on. 379 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,160 There's something an option for him there, I think. 380 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,160 That is better than my gift. 381 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:49,160 Well, before we move on to the objectively best Primark, should we read out some donations? 382 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,160 Oh, yes, we do have a excuse me. 383 00:19:53,160 --> 00:20:01,160 Last last thing is, Ed, is it true abandoned to be kissing Abaddon be kissing his brothers on the lips? 384 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,160 How dare you? Wow. 385 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,160 Wow. I remember they remember this last time. 386 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:11,160 Yes, I actually will defend the lion in Abaddon more than more than most other people will rationally. 387 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,160 But I like the War Master of Chaos. 388 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:18,160 And yeah, poor Abaddon. 389 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,160 I think it's made fun of all time. 390 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:23,160 Maybe if he wants to die was I think the answer was yes, there wasn't a denial. 391 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,160 There was just a that's kind of I tell you what I tell you. 392 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:33,160 What's a funny thing, though, is like Gilliman actually because obviously once he got the armor of fate, his armor crafted by Belisarius cool. 393 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,160 He couldn't really take it off for a while. 394 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:39,160 There's a story where he has a conversation with Eldred all around to discuss how to take it off. 395 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:46,160 But before he can properly take it off for longer periods of time, of course, he can't like do like thumb prints very easily. 396 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,160 And even when he's in his arm, it's not very it's not very easy. 397 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,160 So he ends up kissing data slates for approval. 398 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:57,160 And I always thought it was an incredibly tender moment between man and data storage device. 399 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:06,160 When you've got gloves on and you're trying to use your phone and you're like, ah, God, it's cold. 400 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,160 I got to take the exact exactly. 401 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,160 You know, they're just like us guys. 402 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,160 They are just like us. 403 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:17,160 I've got those ones with like weird material so you can use your phone with gloves on. 404 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:24,160 They're pretty cool. I think I like stairs and the data storage devices and then they kind of back down. 405 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,160 I think if you. Sure. 406 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,160 Tied it. Thank you. 407 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,160 Bean for the five. 408 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,160 Bean. This is built. 409 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,160 Diffy, a chaos sorcerer tried to invade his mind and he really went. 410 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,160 No, that happened like three times. 411 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:44,160 Yes, it is weird that it happened again because I wasn't actually I was wondering that I was doing something on Titus in the original game. 412 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:51,160 There was like this background law for it for him that said that he did it like once before Space Marine One, which I assume you're referring to, Colin. 413 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,160 But I don't think that I don't think that was in the updated law for him. 414 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,160 So are they deleting that law or is that they just did mention it? 415 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:07,160 Does that actually tell as far as I'm aware, it's part of because I did a video on Titus before the release and people were annoyed to find out that he saved Leandro's life before the events of Space Marine One. 416 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,160 Yeah. When his prior captain died and Leandro's basically got the captain killed. 417 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,160 Yes, exactly. 418 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:16,160 And then Titus was like, actually, the chaos is cringe. 419 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,160 I'm unaffected. 420 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:21,160 And there is an interesting point about when you watch the animation, it says threat level absolute. 421 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:24,160 So it's like even the ultramarines are like, die well, brothers. 422 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,160 They don't expect them to survive. 423 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,160 And they obviously were like, free stern guards is pretty good. 424 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:33,160 We're going to put Titus in just because he won't die. 425 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:38,160 Yes, everything is basically the theme of my video. 426 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,160 So I'm glad we're on the same page. 427 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,160 Yeah, Leandro sucks. 428 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,160 Thanks, Bean. 429 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,160 Do you want to read this one as well, Colin? 430 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,160 Sure. 431 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,160 Okay. 432 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,160 Main event Virgil with the five euros. 433 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,160 Anybody getting you a hair transplant for Christmas, Colin? 434 00:22:57,160 --> 00:23:01,160 Someone getting you a lampshade so you don't blind me every time I open the stream. 435 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,160 Thank you. 436 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,160 My word. 437 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,160 This is what I get for getting a haircut. 438 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,160 But this is forehead. 439 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,160 I could be right now. 440 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,160 We've got two bucks there. 441 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,160 Happy early holidays. 442 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,160 You got a few. 443 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,160 Thank you. 444 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,160 Thank you. 445 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,160 He's also said for another two. 446 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,160 Yeah. 447 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,160 What the fuck? 448 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,160 I'm here to I'm honestly I brought my a game to entertain tonight. 449 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,160 Okay. 450 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,160 People sit back if they're painting or do anything else. 451 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,160 So hopefully we'll see you guys later. 452 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,160 Yeah. 453 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,160 So I'm going to go to one more comment. 454 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,160 The next one is from a fan. 455 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,160 I think we've got one more comment. 456 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,160 So I don't know what it is, but I'm sure we might. 457 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,160 Spill. 458 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,160 Angry. 459 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,160 How do you have a king? 460 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,160 You want to tell us about. 461 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,160 There was a bit too many toilets in the first few, but I promise you, 462 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,160 I don't think there's any more. 463 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,160 He says that. 464 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,160 I agree. 465 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,160 Someone in the spectrum. 466 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,160 What WTF? 467 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,160 That is true. 468 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,160 But I didn't get it from a. 469 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,160 I stole that joke from something else, though. 470 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,160 The minion pizza one. 471 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,160 I've got the same. 472 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,160 The same. 473 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,160 The same. 474 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,160 The same. 475 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,160 Don't come in. 476 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,160 USA five bucks. 477 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,160 Thank you, brother. 478 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,160 How's been too much time. 479 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,160 Gooning to the. 480 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,160 And now he's got insane on stream. 481 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,160 Yeah. 482 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,160 Yeah. 483 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,160 Don't know what to add. 484 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,160 And I want to help buddy get together. 485 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,160 Bloody shit. 486 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,160 I'm I've really gone off the rails. 487 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,160 This is actually. 488 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,160 Crack. 489 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,360 Amazon. 490 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,360 Jesus Christ. 491 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,920 John Apocalypse for five pounds. 492 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,760 Watching the Armored Corps episode of Secret Level. 493 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,160 I'm like Keanu Reeves starring as Commander Firesight. 494 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,000 Make it happen, Amazon. 495 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Interesting. 496 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,800 Interesting. 497 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:36,480 Who's next? 498 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,360 Is it Jagatai Khan? 499 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,440 I would do it, maybe. 500 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,240 I want them to remake Serenity, but with case. 501 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:43,040 That's what I want them to do. 502 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,840 Oh, interesting. 503 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,800 Serenity is good. 504 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,640 My mind is free. 505 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,720 OK. 506 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,400 So Jagatai Khan's next. 507 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,800 Colin. 508 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,880 I didn't really try. 509 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,840 I just got him horse food. 510 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,160 Not for him, I assume. 511 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,400 For his. 512 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,680 I mean, if he wants it, but it was with the assumption 513 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,880 it would be for a horse he owns. 514 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,560 But I'm not going to tell him what to do with it. 515 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,800 It's his gift. 516 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:13,080 Hey, only in private does he run on all fours, OK? 517 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,200 No one's looking. 518 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:17,280 He's doing it the web way. 519 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,480 I'm going to do a much nicer one. 520 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,240 OK, so I got a Jagatai motorbike. 521 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,080 Oh, that is cool. 522 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,480 I got this specifically. 523 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,800 A sports bike with a sidecar so that he can ride. 524 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,240 I can sit in the sidecar with a heavy bolter attached 525 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,200 and gun down orcs with him because he's my dad. 526 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,360 And I love him. 527 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,760 I wish Kane and Juergen had one of those. 528 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,320 Kane and Juergen need one of those. 529 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:40,200 They did have one. 530 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,960 They stole it from Orcs. 531 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,120 Oh, yeah. 532 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:47,440 So it was a real piece of crap, but they did have one. 533 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,720 God, they are good characters. 534 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:56,720 Kal is returning to normality this one. 535 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,720 OK, hear me out. 536 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,000 Assassin's Creed Black Flag. 537 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,520 OK, OK, this one, I feel like he would enjoy being a free spirit, 538 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,440 OK? 539 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,800 Assassin's Creed Black Flag is probably my favorite Assassin's 540 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,160 Creed because I think probably half of that is not playing it. 541 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,800 So because they got garbage, they got garbage off that. 542 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,280 But it's a pretty good game. 543 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,040 Free roaming. 544 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,160 I mean, it's not bikes or the grasslands, 545 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,200 but I mean, I sure he would enjoy it. 546 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,240 And it's a damn like if you play that back in the day 547 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:33,440 when it first came out, man, ship combat coated, honestly, 548 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,240 really fun game. 549 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,240 Fun fact, Assassin's Creed Black Flag 550 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,000 was the first game I got on release for the Xbox one. 551 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,200 So I got it on release night and I put this in and I went, oh, 552 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,200 this is good. 553 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:45,840 It's midnight. 554 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,440 I'm not going to sleep. 555 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,680 I'm at university. 556 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,200 It was great. 557 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,800 Mine was Rise, Son of Rome. 558 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,400 Game was fun. 559 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,520 I did have the day one copy of that as well. 560 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,480 I did enjoy it. 561 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,000 I know a lot of people like, oh, it's repetitive. 562 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,040 But I'm like, it was fun. 563 00:26:59,040 --> 00:26:59,720 I liked it. 564 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,360 It was good. 565 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:04,080 Was it Boudicca who was the main antagonist? 566 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,440 Who invades Rome. 567 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,880 Well, that in Nero. 568 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,280 Yeah, that game wasn't very historically accurate, 569 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,840 but it was fun. 570 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,160 Yeah, they even made like, is it Fortune and Fire made 571 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,160 like the Rise, Son of Rome like armor suit 572 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,360 with like the different panel. 573 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,440 That was sweet. 574 00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,360 Actually, yeah, they did it. 575 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,360 It did look really good. 576 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:22,640 It's a weird thing that that game's 577 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,200 bought like 10 years old now or something. 578 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,680 Yeah, it was an Xbox One launch title. 579 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,960 Damn, I'm feeling old. 580 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,440 Ed. 581 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,960 All right. 582 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,440 I just think he would really appreciate the franchise. 583 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,440 I imagine he would be one of those people that much 584 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,120 preferred it when it was just about street racing, obviously 585 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,880 compared to Warhammer 40K. 586 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,080 Fast and the Furious is a bit unrealistic. 587 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,360 But I do think that he would appreciate 588 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:50,720 the themes of family, of course. 589 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,240 We all remember the Khan's great pain, the devastation 590 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:59,640 to Urchagoras and the surrounding system. 591 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,600 And of course, he loves fast things very, very famously 592 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,200 entering the, you know, I think if anyone can enter 593 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:12,280 the stage of Alec Gehr, it's Dom Toretto, probably 594 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,760 the only other person. 595 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,640 And then Jagatar. 596 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,200 I said to Revue Lavida, family is everything. 597 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,600 And then he became his adoptive son. 598 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,520 Very nice. 599 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:26,240 So onto the funny wolf man, Colin. 600 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,680 It's a pretty good choice. 601 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,000 I think it's a reliable choice. 602 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,720 So yeah, I got my family gave me one of these once. 603 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,000 It was a whole bunch of like German beers. 604 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,440 And some of them were real good. 605 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,760 Some of them were bad. 606 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,240 The only slight edit I'd like to make to this 607 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:44,080 is I would make it like the Miad or whatever space wolves drink. 608 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,760 Because surely, right, like all the different tribes of Fenris, 609 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,440 like, you know, they have to have different ways 610 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,600 of making their mead. 611 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,000 I'm sure the space wolves bring some of that with them, 612 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,080 like, you know, different ways to spice up the space wolf mead. 613 00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:00,520 So I figured, you know, I get like 24 different different kind 614 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,760 ways to make the Miad. 615 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,200 And there you go, Lehman. 616 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:04,720 Nice. 617 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,440 It's a pretty good gift, actually. 618 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:06,960 Damn. 619 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,640 You would like that. 620 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,040 Yeah. 621 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,400 I was actually proud of that one. 622 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,480 I thought that one was my magic. 623 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,280 It's shocking because it's the Primark I'd think you'd least 624 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,280 want to give a gift. 625 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,520 I like Lehman Russ. 626 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,720 I hate his kids, but I like Lehman. 627 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,800 Child-free Primarks, are we? 628 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,440 Well, for my choice as someone who is currently 629 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:31,520 going through a winter look, I would get Lehman a grooming kit. 630 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,960 So you got some cones. 631 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,600 You got some brushes. 632 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,120 Shaming. 633 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,480 Because funnily enough, as the wolf king, 634 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,040 only one without a beard for the most part. 635 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,440 Coincidence. 636 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,320 Oh, yeah. 637 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,000 I didn't. 638 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 I mean, he'll probably have a beard when he returns, though, 639 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:47,200 right? 640 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:47,520 Yeah. 641 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,120 Everyone's waiting for the knotted, like, massive beard. 642 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,360 Don't use that word with the space wolves. 643 00:29:54,360 --> 00:30:01,320 Do you think they will do like old man, Odin, Russ? 644 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,960 They already did. 645 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,120 I think they did. 646 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:09,120 He is Old Man Russ by the end of his Primark. 647 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,000 He's already old. 648 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:10,800 Yeah, yeah. 649 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,320 They talk about it. 650 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,480 Because there's that guy who meets him, and he's like, 651 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,600 aren't you a Primark? 652 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,360 And he's like, shush, shut your mouth. 653 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,240 I actually think they did it the other way around, 654 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,080 because they'd already made Old Man Russ. 655 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,600 I think that's why they made Old Man Lion to match him. 656 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,480 Because it would have been weird having Old Man Russ 657 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,600 and Young Man Lion. 658 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,600 So I think they switched. 659 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,120 Old Man Lion, it's Old Man Lion. 660 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,880 Well, Lion's in like old Odin spirit. 661 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,320 But I guess Old Man Lion will be old in spirit 662 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,960 and in physicality. 663 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,280 But it would have been weird if they like suddenly reverted back. 664 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:42,200 Not if the Thousand Sons have gotten frozen. 665 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,320 Big old Heineken block of beard. 666 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,640 He's stuck in Nurgle's garden. 667 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,400 OK, OK. 668 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,960 He sees the beam of the emperor, hit the garden, 669 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:51,800 goes, what's that? 670 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,640 Don't worry about it. 671 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,640 It's right. 672 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,360 OK, OK. 673 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,640 I think my one, he actually would genuinely enjoy it. 674 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,800 Aww. 675 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,320 This is Sirstrum, I think, or Sirstruming. 676 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,920 Sirstruming. 677 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,520 You know the videos of people open this, not underwater. 678 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,880 And then they immediately start vomiting. 679 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,680 They start dying. 680 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,320 I think he would actually enjoy it. 681 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,920 Because it's a Scandinavian delicacy. 682 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,200 It's basically Fenris. 683 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,920 So I'm sure French already have it. 684 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,880 Just look at this mottled layer of water. 685 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,720 Who in their right mind, one, thought about making this? 686 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,520 And two, who puts it in their mouth? 687 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,040 Seriously. 688 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,000 What's the factory smell like? 689 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,120 That's what I want to know. 690 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,120 Does anyone know what the factory smell like? 691 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,920 I don't know. 692 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,480 It's like you go in, it's like Chernobyl. 693 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,360 They've all got the hazmat suits on. 694 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,480 Yeah, yeah. 695 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,920 It just loads with tissues up their nose. 696 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,600 Yeah. 697 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,880 I do wonder. 698 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,320 What's the point? 699 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,000 I do wonder how bad this smells in real life. 700 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,560 But I'm not willing. 701 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,880 Like, I'll immediately go. 702 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,440 I know I was the first one to immediately like, chuck up. 703 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,720 But I think he would. 704 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,240 I think he is as a Primark could, 705 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,440 he would actually enjoy it. 706 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,120 And he could do it and not gag immediately. 707 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,800 Whereas everyone else around him, even the other Space 708 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,840 Wars, would chunder. 709 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,960 So hopefully, I hope he enjoys it. 710 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:17,760 But my god, is like the worst gift ever for a normal person. 711 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,680 Yeah. 712 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,560 And Ed, you've chosen a phone. 713 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:27,840 Yes, I share Colin's enthusiasm for the Primark 714 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:28,640 and the Space Wars. 715 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:32,000 But the Space Wars themselves can be difficult. 716 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,880 And Leemon Russ has a problem in that sometimes his sons 717 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,720 don't answer his phone calls. 718 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,160 And the lion ends up accidentally destroying 719 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,000 many of his allies. 720 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,960 So I would give Leemon Russ a mobile phone 721 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,520 just so he could get the lion's text messages. 722 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,960 And the lion could be like, hey, can you not blow up that ship? 723 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,960 Leemon, I've got guys on that. 724 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:59,880 And then that would probably help out their relationship. 725 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,240 I still love, I can't remember his name off the top of my head, 726 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,040 the guy though, who goes like, yeah, I'll 727 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,360 fight the lion and Conrad Kurz in the same book and live. 728 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,480 Like, yeah, that guy's pretty badass, got to be honest. 729 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,520 And there's one that was prime. 730 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:20,440 No, it's the one, it's Unremitting Empire. 731 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,360 Fafnir, blood brother. 732 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,120 Fafnir, blood brother, that's the one, yes. 733 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,320 Yeah, lion's like, oh, we've got to do our challenge. 734 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,480 He's like, oh, pick one of your guys. 735 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,840 Like, no, it's me. 736 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,520 OK, whack. 737 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,080 Also his challenge is like, Gilliman is generally, 738 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,600 like Gilliman's relationship with Fafnir is so good. 739 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,480 Like he's like, Fafnir says like, Gilliman's like, 740 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,480 so why are you guys here? 741 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:42,800 Why are you on the crag? 742 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,320 And he's like, well, we can sense out to basically ascertain 743 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,120 whether the Loyalist Primarks are traitors, 744 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,120 and then we'll kill them. 745 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,840 And Gilliman goes, I mean, not to be rude, 746 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:56,600 but can you guys kill me? 747 00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,080 And he just goes, I don't know. 748 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,760 We will try our best if we need to. 749 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:05,200 Yeah, which I really admire. 750 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,800 Let's not forget also Fafnir saves Gilliman 751 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,520 from the Night Haunter, which is good. 752 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,080 Until Vulcan comes and goes tackling Vulcan. 753 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,960 That's a very professional way to say, 754 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,280 I'm going to take your head off if I need to. 755 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,440 Like that was a very professional interaction. 756 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:21,440 Yeah. 757 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:24,080 Like a glare of his teeth when he smiles and gets in here. 758 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,000 I think moving on. 759 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,320 OK, in the space wars, the yearly FaceTime call 760 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,400 to Leman Ross, and he still won't answer. 761 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,240 My god. 762 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:37,240 Absolute ghost. 763 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:38,480 I just got to go. 764 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,320 Which one's next? 765 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:42,600 Moving on to Rogaldorn. 766 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,040 Colin Pict. 767 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,320 Abakman Fundercheese. 768 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,880 Oh my god, that's so on point. 769 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,680 Is a train. 770 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,960 I know. 771 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:55,040 I've really gone the hobby route this one for a lot of them, 772 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:55,520 I feel. 773 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,080 And I think he'd like trains. 774 00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,000 I like trains. 775 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,120 I think he'd like trains. 776 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,120 It's building stuff. 777 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,320 I think it'd be a good gift. 778 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,240 I would like to build a model train set with Rogaldorn 779 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,240 is what I'm getting at. 780 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:09,240 I think I would like that very much. 781 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,440 I think he would like that. 782 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,840 It'd be a good time. 783 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,920 And then the bit where he's standing outside 784 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,880 and he's about to the siege of Derry standing outside 785 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,280 the palace, he's about to fight Fulgrim. 786 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,400 He stares and just goes, choo choo motherfucker, 787 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,720 and just runs at him. 788 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,200 Very in character. 789 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,160 I don't even know if he's a bad guy. 790 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,880 Come on, motherfuckers, come on. 791 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,520 Oh my god. 792 00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:37,000 Well, in a similar, it's similar-ish, 793 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,080 but it's not quite the same. 794 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,880 But I'll just say, there's been a secret Santa in LEGO City. 795 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,760 LEGO creator, here's a castle. 796 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,960 You can build it. 797 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:48,360 It's the most easy goal. 798 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,080 This is what I initially thought it was going to be. 799 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,240 I'm boring, just like Rogaldorn. 800 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,160 Here's a castle made of LEGO, like everyone 801 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,280 would have ever said. 802 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,560 Like, what's his favorite color? 803 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,440 It'll be like bland, whatever bland could be. 804 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,160 What do you mean? 805 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:01,680 Yellow? 806 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,760 There's a lot of yellow. 807 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,120 There's a lot of yellow. 808 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:04,600 It's yellow. 809 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,760 It's right there. 810 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,600 I think he would like- 811 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,920 The people are made of yellow. 812 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:12,840 You know, like the brown they have on old hearing aids? 813 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,040 If he could, like that would be his Legion's colors, 814 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:16,840 honestly. 815 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,280 I think the way you try and defend Perderaba 816 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,680 is how I'm going to start defending Dorn going forward. 817 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,120 I like Dorn. 818 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,880 I do like Dorn. 819 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,000 He represents the Siege of Terror. 820 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 I must admit, yeah, like the Siege of Terror 821 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,320 alone did a lot for Dorn's character, where it was like, 822 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,840 yeah, he's pretty based. 823 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,480 And also the fact that they basically revealed that he's 824 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,120 the weak point finder of the Primux. 825 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,480 He's like, if I fight anyone, I know what their weakness is. 826 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,720 That's my Primark ability. 827 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,080 Like, huh, that's pretty cool. 828 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,040 I'm sure Gilliman could have used that when he's fighting 829 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:49,320 Fulgur. 830 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,120 He's like, fuck, that's a lot of arms. 831 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,640 Whereas Dorn would just be like, there, right in the balls, 832 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,120 or something like that. 833 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:58,760 Anyway. 834 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,320 Say something, Ed. 835 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,440 Did you just say that, Ed? 836 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:04,600 Ed, did you have something to say? 837 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,600 Did we cut you off? 838 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,120 Oh, no. 839 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,000 No. 840 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,080 I just was enthusiastically agreeing with Andy. 841 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:11,720 OK. 842 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,840 I had to explain my way. 843 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,520 How? 844 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,040 OK. 845 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:14,520 How? 846 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,080 That's not a gif. 847 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:21,320 How? 848 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,200 Stop giggling and tell us what this means. 849 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,280 This is the mini- 850 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,840 The Primaro toilet was better than this. 851 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,120 Dorn does not always want to express his emotions in words. 852 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:36,560 So therefore, the manager had a picture shot 853 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,560 to say how he's feeling. 854 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:45,040 I don't think he has any emotions other than these ones. 855 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,400 I'm too old to know what this was. 856 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,560 I thought this was like a meme. 857 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,040 But no, that's a picture shot. 858 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:49,840 What's a picture shot? 859 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,440 It was, because the medium image is horrifying. 860 00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:01,520 So he's either happy, broken, or terribly sad. 861 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,120 Like, he's just- 862 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:08,720 There's no other emotions Rogel Dorn has ever felt in his life. 863 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,240 I just want to put this back up again. 864 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,720 I'll stop. 865 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:12,200 Please. 866 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,480 You know, people don't ask him how he's feeling. 867 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,280 They ask him how he felt in Peter, 868 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,040 and he can point to the chart. 869 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,320 All right, that's enough from you, Hal. 870 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,360 Ed, can you save us? 871 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,400 Could you explain this is a Harry Potter character, correct? 872 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:32,960 Yes. 873 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,280 This is Gilroy Lockhart. 874 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:41,000 Gilroy Lockhart in Harry Potter is basically a fraud in the second- 875 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,400 Sorry, this is a complete spoiler, 876 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,840 so you've never seen Harry Potter in the second book. 877 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:50,560 But he does have a talent for like, 878 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,760 obliviate spells, basically deleting memories of people. 879 00:38:54,760 --> 00:39:01,520 And Rogel Dorn, I suspect, not only will he need that in the future, 880 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,600 because he has a very- 881 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,320 He has a horrific experience in the Siege of Terror, 882 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:10,720 so he goes through arguing something worse than many of the primarchs have been through. 883 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,160 But he also needs to have some memories wiped. 884 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:18,520 So Rogel Dorn has actually asked before to have his memories wiped, 885 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,440 and Malkador basically tells him what those memories are about, 886 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,360 so presumably someone's going to have to take him out again. 887 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,840 And yes, I think he's probably going to be in desperate need of that in the future, 888 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:34,600 because after the Siege of Terror, in the Beast Rises series, for example, 889 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,680 the Imperial Fists, they don't like talking about Dorn, 890 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,840 because he's so broken. 891 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,920 He's just so broken after the Siege of Terror. 892 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,000 And yes, I think he could do with some sort of, 893 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,560 yeah, some sort of memory deletion spells, basically. 894 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:56,400 I'd say that character would piss him off to no end. 895 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:01,760 That guy is truly annoying. 896 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,320 Right, we've got a few more donos. 897 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,640 So set again for $2. 898 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,080 Steady Eddies, Pirate Adventure is a perfect gift. 899 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,160 Who for? 900 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,760 That was a good one. 901 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,240 Yeah, that was a good one. 902 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,440 Tom Warren, do you want to read this one? 903 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,600 How? 904 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,000 Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. 905 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,920 Rise of Rome mentioned. 906 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,880 It was actually pretty good. 907 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,240 Did you ever play Rise? How? 908 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:27,360 Back in the day, but I honestly like I played it once 909 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,680 and you never touch it again kind of thing. 910 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,040 Because it's multiplayer was kind of fun. 911 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,960 It was like a full load. 912 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,600 It was good. 913 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,760 Elephants in the middle of Rome was crazy, though. 914 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,680 With a boot on it. 915 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,080 Every faction would be significantly improved 916 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,720 if they each had their own version of Caiaphas Cain 917 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:49,520 and Jurgen. 918 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,000 Everyone needs a Jurgen. 919 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Everyone needs a Jurgen. 920 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 I had to. 921 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:59,120 It was Caiaphas Cain and Jurgen. 922 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,880 Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain. 923 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,360 Because of their name conventions. 924 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,760 My favorite thing in one of the more recent novels 925 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,520 that I read is like they essentially other factions 926 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,360 realized another faction realized that Jurgen was a blank 927 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,800 and they actually tried to do an elaborate assassination 928 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,720 plot on him. 929 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:19,040 And then he ended up not going in the car with Caiaphas Cain. 930 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,440 So therefore, just Cain in the car being someone trying 931 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:21,960 to kill him. 932 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,440 He's like, why are they trying to kill me? 933 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,360 What did I do wrong? 934 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:28,360 It's like, actually, they're targeting stinky old Jurgen. 935 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,080 Donkeyman USA for five bucks, though. 936 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,520 Dorn driving corn insane through sheer autism 937 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:37,720 was probably the best part of the end of the dead. 938 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:41,240 He just repeated humanity's military history in his head 939 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,640 to stay sane, didn't he? 940 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,520 It was one of the things he did. 941 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,120 Yeah, sort of. 942 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:47,760 He kept drawing out 943 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,280 The Rolodex of events. 944 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,920 It's like, ah, the Battle of the Somme. 945 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:51,800 This is a good one. 946 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,760 Oh, Dorn, what's going on in your brain, man? 947 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,840 I mean, when corn's looking directly at you, 948 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,760 whatever you got to do to keep yourself going, 949 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,840 that's what it is for them. 950 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,640 And all power. 951 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,520 Ah, the Battle of Agincourt. 952 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,520 Ed has not heard of this mighty dono. 953 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:12,200 This is Commander's mighty schlong of Cygnus. 954 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,920 This guy has a great name. 955 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,640 I'd give Angron a win against one of the Loyalist Primarchs. 956 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,440 Wow. 957 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,160 Not possible. 958 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:25,000 Yeah, the challenge you have is that that win is a dead Primarch. 959 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,760 Whereas Angron takes the time out. 960 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,520 Well, he beat because Leemon was like, I'll give you this one. 961 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,000 I don't really want to hurt you. 962 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:33,600 That's not a win. 963 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,320 Barely beat Russ. 964 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,640 Didn't really beat Russ. 965 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,360 It's the whole point of the story. 966 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,640 The space walls around him would have obliterated him. 967 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,320 Yeah. 968 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,160 I never understand why people say he beat Russ. 969 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:47,280 Like literally, the following scene is Lohgar laughing 970 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,840 at the idea that anybody could believe Angron won that fight. 971 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,160 I know. 972 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,560 I think the penny drops for him, though. 973 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,560 And then he's a bit miffed after the conversation with Lohgar. 974 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,040 It's my favorite thing about the Warhammer community 975 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,400 is how we all become like our factions. 976 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:08,440 Like I am so much like the Dark Angels in my superiority complex. 977 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:13,200 And any world he's found is just like, I mean, a win's a win. 978 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:13,840 Don't give a shit. 979 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,440 Like a win's a win is what it is. 980 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:20,840 I mean, I can't argue with that, I guess. 981 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,680 I think my thousandth time's a podium. 982 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,200 I finished just like that. 983 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:29,360 Anyway, M1 Garand Ping from Galactic Stirbar for $2.00. 984 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,840 Fantastic. 985 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,000 Got to go fast. 986 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:32,960 Anyway. 987 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,600 That's like a $200 ping that comes with a free weapon. 988 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,320 Ping. 989 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,880 Most iconic ping ever. 990 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,760 Colin, we're going on to the Night Haunter. 991 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,840 I thought this was quite a brilliant answer 992 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:46,920 for the Night Haunter. 993 00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,480 It's just schizophrenia medicine. 994 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,440 It was a fit. 995 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,480 I liked it. 996 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,000 That's it. 997 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,440 He needs help. 998 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,880 See, that's the gift he needs. 999 00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,000 But if you had that in the Secret Center, 1000 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,480 I think he would go mad. 1001 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,160 I'm sure he would, which is why I'm giving him the medicine. 1002 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:04,920 I think he'd love. 1003 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,800 That's so funny. 1004 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,160 Yeah. 1005 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,040 Yeah, like, which personality is he more? 1006 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,000 Is it Conrad Kurzy? 1007 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,320 He's going to have a giggle. 1008 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,400 He would perceive receiving that gift in a future apparition 1009 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,360 and then immediately like, why did he randomly kill Colin? 1010 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,120 We have no idea why. 1011 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,280 Yeah, that's true. 1012 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:21,800 That's true. 1013 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,880 But he'd let me give the gift to him first, because otherwise 1014 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,440 he'd be proven wrong. 1015 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,320 Why is Colin on my walls? 1016 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,920 All of them. 1017 00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,880 Because he spread me across them like paint. 1018 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,600 He is a very lovely lampshade. 1019 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,640 I got something that Kurz also needs, 1020 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,880 because as explained in the books, 1021 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,640 he's got very dirty hair. 1022 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:46,600 So I got him some shampoo and conditioner. 1023 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,560 That is a good gift. 1024 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:52,840 We always hear about, oh, who's prettier, full grim or sanguineous. 1025 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:57,440 But maybe if we spruced Kurz up a bit, got some moisturizer 1026 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,440 for his face, maybe some under eye cream, 1027 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,960 he might look nice, maybe filed down his teeth a little bit 1028 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,000 so they weren't jagged. 1029 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,720 He might have a glow up. 1030 00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,320 I'm just saying, maybe. 1031 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,480 We don't know. 1032 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,840 Maybe give him a really full meal too, 1033 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,480 because I imagine he's pretty sickly under the armor. 1034 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,160 Get him some vitamin D tablets. 1035 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,680 Yeah, oh, yeah. 1036 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,400 A sunless planet for a while. 1037 00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:22,920 Just some things here and there. 1038 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,600 He might be a nicer person if people treated him well. 1039 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,200 He needs some self-care as well as like, 1040 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,600 A weekend on a beach somewhere. 1041 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:32,120 Get it? 1042 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,280 Colin does it. 1043 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,920 Crazy. 1044 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,520 Hal, you chose this. 1045 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,280 Is this to put people in? 1046 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,120 Yeah, that's people going in there. 1047 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:46,080 There's only a few things the Night Haunter really likes. 1048 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,600 One of them is like TVs and radios, 1049 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,320 like a Fox Net, and the other thing is torture devices. 1050 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,800 He wouldn't accept anything else, 1051 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,520 so therefore I got him a greater. 1052 00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,880 There's no need to add anything more to that. 1053 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:05,040 I think we all understand exactly what he would use it for. 1054 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,920 No, no. 1055 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,440 I mean, he'd actually like that gift though. 1056 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,840 Yeah, we don't need to explain. 1057 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,200 An arm is going in that. 1058 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:15,760 That's what's happening. 1059 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,800 If we're lucky. 1060 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,360 But yes. 1061 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,280 Is this the one you wanted to send me, Ed? 1062 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,160 Yes, the second one, yeah. 1063 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:23,720 The second one? 1064 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,640 I only see the one. 1065 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:30,080 Sorry, yeah, the emperor of mankind is my gift. 1066 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,720 So all of the Primarchs, arguably, 1067 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,920 could have done with spending more time with their dads 1068 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,760 and helping with their various issues. 1069 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:42,160 But likewise, I would generally defend the emperor of mankind, 1070 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,640 just as I will the lion or Abaddon. 1071 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,480 But I struggle with this one, because in the lions' pride, 1072 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,240 and sorry, in Conrad Kurz's Primarch novel, 1073 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:53,400 he creates an effigy of the emperor, which speaks to him 1074 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,800 as if it is the emperor. 1075 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,280 And it's up to you to decide whether you believe that it 1076 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,320 really is, and I like to believe it is. 1077 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,440 But one of the things that the emperor 1078 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,920 says to Conrad Kurz that is somewhat ridiculous 1079 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,600 is he says that if I could have met you one more time, 1080 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,320 if I could have just met you one more time, 1081 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,240 I could have cured Conrad Kurz's insanity. 1082 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,720 And you can't help but read that. 1083 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,960 They're like, well, why didn't you do that then? 1084 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,680 It sounds like it would have been real easy. 1085 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:19,200 I don't know. 1086 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,760 Conrad Kurz ripped the throat out of Rode Gondor 1087 00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,720 or something during the Great Crusade. 1088 00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:26,480 So yes, just one more meeting with the emperor. 1089 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,120 That's all I would have gifted to Conrad Kurz, 1090 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:33,360 probably that one round trip to terror or something like that. 1091 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,600 That's all that would have been required. 1092 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,760 That's a very nice gift. 1093 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,640 Just give him a weekend at Bernie's. 1094 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,480 No, not weekend at Bernie's, because Kurz will absolutely 1095 00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,920 have the dead body to use for that. 1096 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,840 Just a little weekend vacation. 1097 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,160 Could you imagine how funny it would be to unleash Conrad 1098 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,440 Kurz in Disneyland? 1099 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:52,600 That would be amazing. 1100 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:57,600 I think it would be funny for 1 second. 1101 00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,480 It would be funny. 1102 00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,240 It's like an experiment. 1103 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:00,600 Well, let's cheer him up, and then you 1104 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:04,400 see murals of Mickey Mouse made of skin, 1105 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,720 and you're like, oh, this was a bad idea. 1106 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:09,680 There'd be like, when the parade's going on, 1107 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,160 you stay behind the metal bar. 1108 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,920 Well, there'd be like a five-year-old who goes, 1109 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,240 I want to see Mickey, and runs out, 1110 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:17,400 and then he gets eviscerated by Kurz. 1111 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,360 Like a whore. 1112 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,840 Starts pretending to be Mickey Mouse. 1113 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,320 Yeah. 1114 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,600 Oh. 1115 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,680 You just hear like a, oh my god, goofy, no. 1116 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,080 Oh god. 1117 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,720 Moving on to a very pretty Primarch. 1118 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:32,400 Colin, you for Sanguinus are going 1119 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,640 to gift Castlevania Symphony of the Night. 1120 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,360 It's because, you know, vampire. 1121 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,640 It's a damn good game. 1122 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,280 I think he'd like it. 1123 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,280 I mean, yeah. 1124 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:48,600 He'd be like, hey, Alucard, that guy reminds me of me, I think. 1125 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,280 You know, I think he'd like the game. 1126 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:55,240 Also, the only other idea I had was kind of like the book 1127 00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:59,640 I gave to the lion, but anger management for dummies. 1128 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,000 It's crazy that you gave him a game, but no PlayStation 1129 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:02,920 to play with. 1130 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:06,360 Well, that's because the PlayStation has no games. 1131 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,080 No, you didn't give him the console, so he'll get angry, 1132 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,480 and he'll maybe lose it. 1133 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,720 Isn't this on the PlayStation Mini, I think? 1134 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:17,480 The PlayStation Mini? 1135 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:18,680 Yeah, I've got it over there. 1136 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,040 I've never unboxed it, to be honest. 1137 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,920 It's got like 20 games on it, but it's kind of. 1138 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,880 That is a good gift. 1139 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,880 For Sanguinus, I'd get him a mirror 1140 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,280 so that he could look at his beautiful face whenever 1141 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,400 he wanted to, because he's gorgeous. 1142 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,400 Doesn't it make him uncomfortable? 1143 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,800 He's supposed to be not very good at it. 1144 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,920 Presumably, it would make him really comfortable, right? 1145 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,800 Assuming his own ability affects himself. 1146 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,640 There's a bit in one of the Siege of Terror books. 1147 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,400 I can't remember which one. 1148 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,960 I want to say Echoes of Eternity, where Sanguinus lands, 1149 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,960 and they talk about how for the citizens of terror, 1150 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,840 when you look at Sanguinus, you literally 1151 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,800 get your greatest memory come into your head. 1152 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,840 That's so you literally can't not like Sanguinus. 1153 00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,840 Yeah, it's impossible not to like him. 1154 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,880 Because you're filled with the greatest feeling 1155 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:01,840 you've ever had. 1156 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:05,160 So presumably, every time Sanguinus looks in the mirror, 1157 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,480 he just gets a self-esteem bump. 1158 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,680 So maybe that's a genuinely very useful gift to him. 1159 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,640 Because the thing is, have you ever seen that thing where. 1160 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,120 He's also very depressed throughout the Horus heresy. 1161 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,880 Have you ever seen that magic thing, though, where 1162 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,480 if you put your hand over a flame, 1163 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,280 but you tell the person to think of the first date they 1164 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,320 went on with their wife or the day their kid was born, 1165 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,440 they won't feel the heat. 1166 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,840 And then you go like, recession. 1167 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:30,200 They go, ah, and they instantly like feel 1168 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,480 the burn of their hand. 1169 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:34,320 And it's like that, but with Sanguinus. 1170 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:34,800 Recession. 1171 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,520 How? 1172 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,560 What? 1173 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,840 Could you explain this one? 1174 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,320 Yes, I would give him. 1175 00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:43,520 This is Stormlight, right? 1176 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,640 I would give him the bundle of Stormlight archive. 1177 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,360 This is a good gift for a good boy. 1178 00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:52,280 Because first of all, the main character 1179 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,480 of most of the books is the character Kaladin. 1180 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,840 And that guy deals with expressio depressio. 1181 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,280 And it deals with that quite well in the book. 1182 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,680 I think he needs he needs like a thing 1183 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,240 to like lift his spirits up. 1184 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:08,240 So he would have the great Stormlight archive series 1185 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:11,320 in which essentially the whole series is about dealing 1186 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,280 with characters who are mentally ill, 1187 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,960 but they are coping with it. 1188 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,240 And I think he'd need that. 1189 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:19,360 So I actually got I think this would be a good gift for Sanguinus 1190 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:23,360 because he needs a coping mechanisms really. 1191 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,360 This is probably. 1192 00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,840 Yes, this is my only normal. 1193 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,480 This is one of my only normal gifts I have. 1194 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,120 I have a good one later as well. 1195 00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,680 Well, Ed, you've chosen a Team Edward shirt. 1196 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,680 Pretty self explanatory, really. 1197 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,400 I definitely think he would be Team Edward over Team Jacob. 1198 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,840 The blood angels definitely go a bit a bit vampirey at times. 1199 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,520 And let's face it, Sanguinus, he has 1200 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,560 the beautiful skin of a killer. 1201 00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,360 Yeah, not being funny, Jacob is not 1202 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,800 escaping the PDF allegations as well. 1203 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,000 So it's not exactly a hard choice in my opinion. 1204 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,600 I've not even watched Twilight, but I've heard of the. 1205 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,440 Oh, the allegations towards him. 1206 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,280 Yeah, that's not true. 1207 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:09,280 I've seen your bed. 1208 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,280 Yeah. 1209 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,960 All that merch on your bed. 1210 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,880 Yeah. 1211 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,880 Damn, boy. 1212 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,320 Yeah, the next one. 1213 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,000 On to. 1214 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,760 I got mean. 1215 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:25,920 Ferris Manus, Colin. 1216 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,360 I'm just saying. 1217 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,840 So maybe he had a helmet. 1218 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,200 Maybe he had a helmet. 1219 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,440 I won't protect his neck, though. 1220 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,040 But it was a neck wound. 1221 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,080 Yeah, well, it's sci fi. 1222 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,240 Helmets can seal. 1223 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:46,200 I just like the idea that he'll protect his head as it falls onto the floor 1224 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,200 and rolls around. 1225 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,400 Too late. 1226 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,520 Look, hi, Dutch. 1227 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,960 Look, I'm like a little bit more head protection. 1228 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,840 It's come on. 1229 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,880 It ain't hard. 1230 00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,880 You have helmets everywhere. 1231 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,680 God, the amount of things in that sentence there. 1232 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,560 I was trying so hard not to say that's what she said. 1233 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:13,040 Mine's similar in vain, but it's not the same. 1234 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,320 It's to do with the neck. 1235 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,520 But here's the thing. 1236 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,040 Right. 1237 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:21,240 Before I say so, Medusa is quite a cold climate and it's a bit harsh. 1238 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,560 So I'd get him a really large scarf. 1239 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,440 Lenny Kravitz. 1240 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,400 I think that's Lenny Kravitz? 1241 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,800 I'll show you how big the. 1242 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:27,800 Yeah, I believe so. 1243 00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,280 And now Fulgrim won't know where to cut on his neck because it's hidden. 1244 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,240 Exactly. 1245 00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:33,760 And it's warm. 1246 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,600 And it's protected. 1247 00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,240 It's a scarf. 1248 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:40,920 That looks like it's a Primark scale scarf, too. 1249 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,200 It's the meme scarf. 1250 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,880 It's great. 1251 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:44,680 Yeah. 1252 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:48,960 And also, I don't think he has many, like, nice things because he's from Medusa, which 1253 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,520 sucks. 1254 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:54,040 So it'd be nice to like, Dawn has his grandpa's blankie. 1255 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,600 Ferris gets a scarf. 1256 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,760 Neck hole warm. 1257 00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:58,640 How? 1258 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,000 When you use them as a bomb. 1259 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,520 How? 1260 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:02,360 How? 1261 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:03,680 Why? 1262 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,360 Why? 1263 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,920 Oh, yeah, I give him his actual head back. 1264 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,800 But that's so mean. 1265 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:14,080 I mean, that's the gift he really wants, isn't it? 1266 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,960 Are you just going to like tape it back on or glue it or something? 1267 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,720 I didn't think that far ahead. 1268 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,720 Hell, I've got bad news. 1269 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:25,200 When you put someone's head back on, they don't come back. 1270 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,760 You can borrow the lights. 1271 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,880 Unless they're C3PO. 1272 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:34,800 But he would, of all things, how could you wear a scarf if you've got no neck? 1273 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:39,240 Ferris Madison, you probably don't recognize me without the red arm. 1274 00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:43,520 He needs, oh, he also needs his arms back because they kind of got. 1275 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,720 Stolen. 1276 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:49,560 Yeah, that made me like, oh, hated that part. 1277 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,440 Poor Iron Hand. 1278 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,600 Ed, could you explain this one? 1279 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:58,200 I figured where you guys would go, so I went a slightly different way. 1280 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,200 But I think nonetheless, none of my performance. 1281 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:04,320 I would get him like a poster to put in the wall of his office, 1282 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,400 inspirational quote. 1283 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:09,880 And I think he'd appreciate this one because the one bit of Ferris's story, 1284 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,560 I never understood. 1285 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,320 It's been a long time since I read Fulgrim. 1286 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:18,320 But I'm pretty certain earlier in the book, he gets the shit kicked in by Fulgrim. 1287 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:22,640 And yet he is still so confident he will beat Fulgrim in that fight. 1288 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:26,280 And I'm like, nothing is meaningfully changed between these two scenes 1289 00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,400 to make you believe you can absolutely win this. 1290 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:34,720 And even if the four legions hadn't turned on the three, 1291 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:38,080 then the other three still ran ahead. 1292 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,320 So he still would have died. 1293 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:44,400 I don't really get where his mind is exactly. 1294 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:52,720 I think in the book, they see the Isfahan betrayal part happen. 1295 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:58,880 And then he and the forward Iron Hands basically go, well, we can't screw it. 1296 00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,560 We'll fuck it. 1297 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:00,320 We'll have to go. 1298 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:04,680 I'll kill Fulgrim if it's the least I do, essentially, I think. 1299 00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:09,440 Even Vulcan is like, this seems like a bad idea. 1300 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,000 That's just running ahead. 1301 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,680 And then Feros is like, no, I will fuck him up. 1302 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:17,960 But yes, I think this was, yes, I don't see this ever ending well, 1303 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,080 to be honest with you. 1304 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,800 Yeah, poor dude. 1305 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,520 We're over the hump. 1306 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,320 It's nine down, nine to go. 1307 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,840 So Colin, I'm a bit confused by this one. 1308 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,880 You sent me two images. 1309 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:34,640 Yes, put the first one up first, the brownie. 1310 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,280 This is for Angraan. 1311 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:41,560 Now, I read a story online where a guy made pot brownies. 1312 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:46,240 But instead of putting in the recommended 0.1 grams per brownie, 1313 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,880 he put in a full gram per brownie. 1314 00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:53,080 And then they watched Shrek the musical and thought they were going to die. 1315 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:58,360 So I think my first gift to Angraan would be, he gets potentially two. 1316 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,960 The first one would be a pot brownie loaded with as much weed 1317 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:06,640 before it just stops being a brownie as I can possibly fit in it. 1318 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,520 And try and calm him down. 1319 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,520 And if that fails, Andy, I have the second gift. 1320 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:14,680 Yeah. 1321 00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,360 In which case, I hand him a gun with one bullet 1322 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:21,120 and tell him to finally die with his brothers like he wanted. 1323 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,640 Damn, that's dark. 1324 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:24,880 That's dark, man. 1325 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:29,720 Merry Christmas, everyone. 1326 00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,360 Why is this video demonetized? 1327 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,360 Ah! 1328 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,840 Ah! 1329 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:35,680 It's not a graphic. 1330 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,320 It's just a revolver. 1331 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,400 Yeah. 1332 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,360 Look, I like Angraan. 1333 00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,200 It's a piece of history. 1334 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,320 He takes himself out in a video game. 1335 00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,040 Yeah, in Minecraft. 1336 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:45,760 In Minecraft. 1337 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:46,280 Yeah. 1338 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:50,480 I like Angraan, but at a certain point. 1339 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,080 You really are giving him way ones, though. 1340 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,240 You are giving him way ones. 1341 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,480 Yeah. 1342 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:58,800 I mean, my option for Angraan is a lot more simple. 1343 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,280 I give him a stress ball. 1344 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,920 That's totally fair. 1345 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,240 I went with a similar vein. 1346 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,480 I think that's pretty like, I just 1347 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:14,560 wondered if he would eat it because he'd be way too angry. 1348 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:18,280 And he'd try and munch on it or something. 1349 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,720 So it's a choking hazard at that point. 1350 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,960 Poor guy. 1351 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:28,360 All right, then, Hal, why I don't get this explained. 1352 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,880 Colin will enjoy this one. 1353 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,920 I thought Angraan, you know what, screw him. 1354 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,360 I'm going to give him Yugoslavia. 1355 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,320 Because there's nothing more frustrating 1356 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:41,520 than possibly dealing with the Yugoslavian question. 1357 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:46,800 So therefore, I would give Angraan back in the early 90s 1358 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:47,520 to give him a big time. 1359 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,160 You would put him back in time and put him 1360 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:54,120 in charge of Yugoslavia. 1361 00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,880 Bear in mind, Hal, we could conceivably go out 1362 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,000 and buy these things. 1363 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,280 I don't think you have the authority to give Angraan 1364 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,160 Yugoslavia in its entirety. 1365 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,440 Let alone a part of land. 1366 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:06,920 Yeah. 1367 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,400 Yeah. 1368 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,240 What, this is your country? 1369 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,080 Nonsense. 1370 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,880 You know what, I think there's nothing more hilarious 1371 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:17,640 to push him even further. 1372 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,360 The man wants to have a glorious end. 1373 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:22,360 Why not give him something crazy and stressful 1374 00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:23,600 to make it worse for him? 1375 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,800 And I give him Yugoslavia. 1376 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:29,040 That's not a gift, that's just torment. 1377 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:29,920 The gift is torment. 1378 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:33,960 Are you hoping to overflow error his brain? 1379 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:34,480 I don't know. 1380 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:36,000 I just thought it'd be hilarious. 1381 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,840 The Wang Primark couldn't handle it. 1382 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:43,520 He gets so mad, he loops back around to being zen. 1383 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,680 Never would you think Angraan in Yugoslavia 1384 00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,640 would be in one sentence. 1385 00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,200 No. 1386 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,120 Angraan Slav, anyway. 1387 00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,160 Ed, bubbles. 1388 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,040 We're like bubbles. 1389 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,520 I figured all the other Primarks can give Angraan 1390 00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,280 their bubble wrap once they're done with it, 1391 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,440 and they've opened their presence. 1392 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:06,360 So yes, in the same vein as the rest of you, anything that 1393 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:07,120 might. 1394 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,560 Anything that might give him just a little bit of a break. 1395 01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,720 I thought about giving him a copy of Gladiator, 1396 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:15,440 then that might, you know, sort of bring out more flashbacks. 1397 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:16,720 Rubbing salt in your wings. 1398 01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:20,320 That might trigger something. 1399 01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,920 Look how cool this action is. 1400 01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,840 I'd have some more donations. 1401 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:30,480 First one from main event Virgil for 10 euros. 1402 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,000 Won't be here in extreme so forth. 1403 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,480 I'd say have a Merry Christmas. 1404 01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,000 And this is the only stream I'm ever sad to miss. 1405 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,880 Here's to one more year of sick jokes, bullying Colin, 1406 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,880 and law crimes, of course. 1407 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:41,480 See you. 1408 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:42,160 Thank you, Virgil. 1409 01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:42,840 Thank you, brother. 1410 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:43,520 Thank you so much. 1411 01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,320 It was a kind message, even with that Ed there. 1412 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:49,160 Even with the bullying. 1413 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,080 You want to get this one? 1414 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,560 This Stormlight book is 62 hours of straight doping. 1415 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,560 Yeah, that's it's long. 1416 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,880 These are long books. 1417 01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:58,520 That's even great. 1418 01:00:58,520 --> 01:00:59,440 It's book five. 1419 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,120 And it's also the end of the first act, 1420 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,920 like as in storylines. 1421 01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,800 And each of the books is like usually between 45 to 50 1422 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:08,960 or 62 hours long. 1423 01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,600 It's the massive books, but they're very good. 1424 01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,360 Zestra for five bucks there. 1425 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:17,040 We should give Dawn an Xbox Series X, 1426 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,720 because it looks like a brick. 1427 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,640 But give all the games to put a rubber while they would. 1428 01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:23,640 They're probably not share. 1429 01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,240 Colin, Colin, you got to you got to do this one. 1430 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:34,680 OK, I don't got his head back. 1431 01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:38,840 Why do you why do you hate Mr. Iron Hands from the Iron Hands 1432 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,040 with his iron hands? 1433 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,040 Also, I'm gay. 1434 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,120 Every time he puts out the end. 1435 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:51,040 As before, I support you in that endeavor. 1436 01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:58,120 I think at this point for once again informing us. 1437 01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,440 It should be like a jingle. 1438 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,200 It's just like, oh, so I'm gay. 1439 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,200 Just like a like a motif at the end. 1440 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,000 Set for $1.99. 1441 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000 Colin, dot, dot, dot, dot, explode. 1442 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,680 Cast Fireball. 1443 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,960 And Xterra again. 1444 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:19,880 We should give Groningen a lifetime gym membership 1445 01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:23,120 and enough protein to kill a rhinoceros. 1446 01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,160 How much protein kills a rhinoceros? 1447 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,680 Damn. 1448 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,720 We'll have to ask Eli. 1449 01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,040 He knows about protein. 1450 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,800 Eli in the chat, please. 1451 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,400 Who is the next primer then? 1452 01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,160 I thought you said he knows about rhinos. 1453 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:38,160 I've never asked him. 1454 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,160 Be honest. 1455 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:43,320 Eli, if you're still in the chat, please let us know. 1456 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:47,200 So the next Primark is Colin's favorite. 1457 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:54,480 And funnily enough, this one is a fancy pen, 1458 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,880 I believe you said, Colin. 1459 01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,040 It's not like the most high key gift, 1460 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,680 but he's the bureaucracy guy. 1461 01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:06,200 He's surely signing a million documents a minute. 1462 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,600 I figured, you know, give him a nice little pen. 1463 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,120 He can use it every day. 1464 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,400 Hopefully it'll write well. 1465 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:15,000 You know, it's shiny gold. 1466 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:15,600 Primark size? 1467 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,520 You say that? 1468 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:18,760 Yeah, I would. 1469 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,360 It comes with the, I hope it would be Primark sized. 1470 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,280 I'd get him a big one. 1471 01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,560 Well, here's the thing. 1472 01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:25,400 It would write well. 1473 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,600 And I know this because this is a Scrivener pen. 1474 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,760 And I have one in my hands. 1475 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,080 But mine's a fountain pen. 1476 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:34,200 And I can say it does write very well. 1477 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,240 Fancy pen. 1478 01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,200 There we go. 1479 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:37,960 That's a very tender gift. 1480 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:40,120 That's a great suggestion, I think. 1481 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,200 I would also bend over. 1482 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,240 Oh. 1483 01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,240 That escalated. 1484 01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,480 Wow. 1485 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,320 Damn. 1486 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:50,240 The grace of Stardes. 1487 01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:52,080 We're just going to let that. 1488 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,560 We're just going to let that simmer for a few seconds. 1489 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,160 I thought I was being in the south pocket earlier on. 1490 01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:01,280 But my god. 1491 01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:04,400 So mine is like, again, kind of like a basic bitch answer. 1492 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,080 I get him an accounting book. 1493 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,240 I mean, I feel like Gilliam and Mark 1494 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:10,560 now definitely appreciate this. 1495 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:16,840 This is I think it D accounting book gives him the day. 1496 01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,680 Sorry about that. 1497 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,400 Like he's a practical guy. 1498 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,920 I will defend him and say that he's 1499 01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:27,520 got a goddamn personality, which and I think was the he is the he 1500 01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,520 is the funniest Primark. 1501 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:30,480 I maintain this hands down. 1502 01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,200 I think he is legitimately the only one that consistently 1503 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:34,960 makes jokes and is actually quite funny. 1504 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,720 And every time everyone's so surprised by it, 1505 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,480 that's how that's how you notice them. 1506 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,320 Like that was like almost word for word. 1507 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:41,600 I don't remember the book when he's 1508 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,480 talking to Cato Succarici is like, yes, I told jokes. 1509 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:48,480 Even after the siege was done, I could be funny sometimes. 1510 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:51,040 Why do you all think this is so shocking? 1511 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,080 And it's not just him. 1512 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,040 He does it as well. 1513 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,040 They would have these moments where they're like, 1514 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,800 is that Primark, is he funny? 1515 01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:58,320 Yeah. 1516 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,680 Well, there's even that exchange with what's his name? 1517 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:04,680 Sensation Sergeant with the red helmet in the Battle of Kalf. 1518 01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:06,840 And you feel where he's having a bit of a remark. 1519 01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,120 And he's like, if this wasn't so terrible, 1520 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,440 that would have been quite funny. 1521 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:11,680 Yes, Primark. 1522 01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,320 Yeah, I can't laugh at that right now. 1523 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,600 Everyone is dying. 1524 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,600 He can be such a charming, funny guy. 1525 01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,520 He got a rogue trader comfortable enough 1526 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,080 to call him Robo. 1527 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:21,520 Like, come on. 1528 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,480 He can be a funny guy. 1529 01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,600 He did give bombastic side eye, though, when that happened. 1530 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,360 He did tell her, all right, now you're getting too comfortable. 1531 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,960 But you need to look. 1532 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:36,840 When he was called, he's like, no, that's too far. 1533 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,680 I'm very proud of mine. 1534 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:43,080 He would want a USB plug-in Pet Rock. 1535 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,240 I think Dawn would like this more, surely. 1536 01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,440 Probably Dawn would like it, but it had to be a brick. 1537 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:51,520 For Roboto Gilliman, there's something novel about he'd 1538 01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:53,400 have it on his desk as a paperweight. 1539 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,920 And he likes the fact that he could also potentially 1540 01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:59,000 plug into something as well. 1541 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,760 Do you think that's what he put the call 1542 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,760 inferior, like little not AI thing call gave him? 1543 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:05,440 He'd put it in the Pet Rock. 1544 01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:09,960 And then immediately throw it into a pond or something. 1545 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:13,200 Get the shit out of there. 1546 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:19,080 Yeah, I feel very confident giving him a Pet Plug-in Rock. 1547 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:21,040 A real pet, I don't think he'd appreciate, 1548 01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,320 because I don't have any time to look after this. 1549 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:26,280 A rock is something he can look after. 1550 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:30,440 And the bolter shells aren't helping its calm. 1551 01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,840 You think dogs having a yap about fireworks is bad. 1552 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,200 Wait until they hear a bolter shell. 1553 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:34,720 It's worse. 1554 01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:37,680 The hand of dominion is probably a bit louder. 1555 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:41,440 What you said there, Howard, just made me think that Gilliman, 1556 01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,280 he's like this master of the Imperium, 1557 01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,640 controls all these feats, but he would fail to keep 1558 01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:49,040 a Tamagotchi alive or something. 1559 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,280 Hands just too busy. 1560 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:54,080 Yes, I went with a classic for Gilliman. 1561 01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:56,240 So if you're not familiar, Gilliman actually 1562 01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:57,760 dreams in the heresy. 1563 01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,360 We see these parts where he dreams of being a farmer. 1564 01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:02,280 Like a simple humble life. 1565 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,560 That's his dream job. 1566 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,640 That's what he would want to do if he 1567 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:06,720 didn't have to be a warrior. 1568 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,240 He's not someone that particularly 1569 01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:10,320 enjoys warfare like his brothers. 1570 01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:13,200 So I would get him this, because it's his dream 1571 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,400 to have his own little farm. 1572 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,480 Again, just like with Howard, he can keep it in his office. 1573 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:18,840 And he can just attend to it. 1574 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,160 And I think he'd really enjoy that. 1575 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,120 Do you remember the Shadow Crusade? 1576 01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:27,000 Gilliman Farm remembers. 1577 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:30,240 And I want to pick you up with this question. 1578 01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:33,840 Do you think he would also like a Chia pet? 1579 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:35,320 Yeah, maybe. 1580 01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:37,280 Yeah, the little things you grow the grass out of. 1581 01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:38,240 That would be so good. 1582 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:38,960 Yeah. 1583 01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,560 I love the idea that he's got a bunch of them just in a drawer. 1584 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,200 I guess to him, though, people don't. 1585 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:47,280 And they'd be alphabetized. 1586 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:48,960 You know that for sure. 1587 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:52,120 To most of him, most humans are like vegetables to him, 1588 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:53,120 because he's so smart. 1589 01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,840 So I'm sure he finds the relation. 1590 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,600 Yeah, I have that as well. 1591 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,160 It's not quite vegetables. 1592 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,760 But we're at Mortarion of the Death Guard. 1593 01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:04,480 Colin? 1594 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,800 Are we? 1595 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,240 Spices are vegetable? 1596 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:09,200 Do we? 1597 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:09,720 14. 1598 01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:11,160 Oh, yeah, right. 1599 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:11,960 I don't know. 1600 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:13,520 I got confused. 1601 01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:17,920 Yeah, yeah, it's exactly for the reason you think. 1602 01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:20,480 You know, I mentioned the Primarchaura. 1603 01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:22,360 I think Ed, you look at Syngwineus, 1604 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:25,400 and you just get your happiest memory. 1605 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:28,440 Mortarion's Primarchaura is just you 1606 01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:29,760 smell like ass. 1607 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:30,720 Stank. 1608 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:31,200 Stank. 1609 01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:32,120 And look, I'm- 1610 01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:33,320 It's like the whole of Terra at one point, 1611 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,480 which is quite impressive. 1612 01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:37,120 That was like the first time he walked 1613 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:38,840 to the pre-Siege of Terra meeting, 1614 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:42,600 he made people in sealed armor start convulsing and vomiting. 1615 01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:43,200 Dude. 1616 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:45,600 The only people who didn't throw up were Horus and Abaddon, 1617 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,840 because they were literally being protected by chaos. 1618 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:52,040 Like, just the equivalent of corns going, boop, boop, boop. 1619 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:54,640 Yeah, it's like, dude, I'm going to level. 1620 01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:57,520 And even before that, he still kind of stunk. 1621 01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:01,000 So, you know, I'm going to be honest. 1622 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,200 I think this is the most valued gift I could give him. 1623 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:08,040 And without being too rude, I've been to some conventions. 1624 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,560 I think some of the audience could potentially find some value- 1625 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:15,280 They're playing Deathgarden without playing Deathgarden. 1626 01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:18,920 I must admit, as a comedian friend I know, 1627 01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,520 she said about, I've only ever had 1628 01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,880 one experience of Warhammer. 1629 01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:23,600 I went into one of their shops once, 1630 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,960 and it was the only time I went in, 1631 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:29,000 because there was an aroma I did not like in one particular corner. 1632 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,120 And I was like, oh no. 1633 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,720 The manager of my local GW has told me before, 1634 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:35,400 he's had to tell people to leave for that reason. 1635 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:36,160 Yeah. 1636 01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:37,600 It's as funny as- 1637 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,120 Yeah, I don't go there anymore, though. 1638 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:41,080 It's as funny as the convention chair. 1639 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:44,440 The convention chair with the stain on it. 1640 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:47,760 The infamous picture of the Warhammer. 1641 01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:51,640 Remember, folks, wash behind your ears and wash your bum. 1642 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,280 Wash your ass. 1643 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:54,040 Wash your teeth. 1644 01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,800 Wash your ass. 1645 01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:00,760 Anyway, mine's a similar vein. 1646 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:05,640 I understand the need for some shower gel, 1647 01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,680 but I think you're going to need some deep cleaning, 1648 01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,520 so here's some lufus to go with it. 1649 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,600 Just to really get that stank out of there, 1650 01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:14,640 because otherwise it's going to just glide off him. 1651 01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:18,200 I'd also like to add that when he's a demon friar, 1652 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,400 you just need a fire hose. 1653 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,320 The odorant's not going to cut it anymore. 1654 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,200 Bruh. 1655 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:24,640 Pressurized water. 1656 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:29,240 Just a gigantic bidet, just like, scared it off him. 1657 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,280 How? 1658 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:34,000 I'm surprised at you with this one. 1659 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,080 I'm not sure why. 1660 01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:37,400 Wait, do you get why I'm so excited? 1661 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:37,880 I'm excited. 1662 01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:38,880 I'm excited. 1663 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:40,520 No, it's actually not. 1664 01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:41,640 Ozembic. 1665 01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,720 Ozembic. 1666 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:44,720 Because- 1667 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:45,280 Explain. 1668 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:48,080 Mortarion is a big boy currently. 1669 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,000 He's a sneak-smelly moth boy. 1670 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,200 It's water weight. 1671 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,480 Yeah, it's mostly muscle, mate. 1672 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,920 Give him a break. 1673 01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,520 Yeah, he needs to lose- 1674 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:56,200 He's not chaotic. 1675 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,120 He's just big boned. 1676 01:10:58,120 --> 01:10:59,920 Man stinks. 1677 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:01,320 He clearly maybe needs exercise and all. 1678 01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:01,920 I don't know. 1679 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,800 But I figured he needs a shortcut. 1680 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:05,680 He needs something. 1681 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:08,240 Does anyone here know what Ozembic is? 1682 01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:09,000 Yeah. 1683 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,160 It's the one that all the celebrities are using to make 1684 01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:12,760 themselves lose weight. 1685 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:16,480 So therefore, Mortarion, the big, smelly moth man he is, 1686 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,360 he can definitely lose a few pounds 1687 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:24,000 and maybe drop those wings, the orifices coming out with stuff. 1688 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,000 I mean, I feel like deodorant, it just wouldn't work. 1689 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:31,200 Whereas Ozembic, he maybe looks gone already, 1690 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,000 but he could do more work. 1691 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,040 I mean, I'm looking at this picture of him, 1692 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,440 and it's the one where he's just kind of on a planet 1693 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:40,440 before he got power armor. 1694 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:43,840 He's looking really lanky and thin. 1695 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:45,480 I don't think that one's accurate. 1696 01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:47,320 I think he's beef, honestly. 1697 01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:50,240 I mean, if you see some of the Death Guard models as well, 1698 01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:51,560 they chunk. 1699 01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:53,240 Well, yeah, they're fat and bloated. 1700 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,240 Yeah, I've seen the Death Guard. 1701 01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:59,640 I think that's more about the gases trapped in their bodies 1702 01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,440 than fat, though. 1703 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:04,400 I mean, it's more just inflating. 1704 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,160 It's like, pop, oh, it stinks. 1705 01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:08,440 Like a great gift for them would be a massive toothbrush, 1706 01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:10,520 because they know they're going to escape the oil. 1707 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:11,920 Yeah, they see a mouth guard. 1708 01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:15,240 Like the back scratcher, but just for your entire body. 1709 01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:19,000 But just remember, folks, you were here the day 1710 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:23,200 that Hal body shamed Mortarion. 1711 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:27,880 So Ed, this is actually quite a nice gift. 1712 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:29,120 Garry Mettle. 1713 01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:30,640 Yes. 1714 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:33,200 Like, there's quite a big thing in the Siege of Terror 1715 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,880 and the Stats of the Heresy where it becomes very important 1716 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:41,440 to Mortarion that he's like the first to land upon terror, 1717 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:44,400 which is something that he does get in the end, 1718 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,080 and the Forester's promise to Mortarion 1719 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,560 that he can land first on terror, 1720 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:49,800 and as can the Death Guard, it's a great honor. 1721 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:52,000 And I just think that, yeah, I mean, 1722 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,480 it's very important to him for some reason. 1723 01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:56,160 So I would just give him this medal 1724 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,280 and be like, well done, Mortarion. 1725 01:12:57,280 --> 01:13:00,600 So what you're saying is you'd recreate that scene from, 1726 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,960 is it the last Star Wars movie where it's like, 1727 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:05,760 Chewie, this is for you, and it's the medal 1728 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,680 from episode six he didn't get, and the music swells, 1729 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:12,240 and he's like, brrrr, and it's like, Mortarion, what was that? 1730 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,240 Oh, nothing, don't worry about it. 1731 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,840 Ah, poor guy. 1732 01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:16,920 Yes, basically. 1733 01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:18,280 A hard life. 1734 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:19,760 Mike, the Bretonni, and Greal, and I, 1735 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:20,720 is going crazy on me. 1736 01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:23,240 He's asked, do my parents love me, bro? 1737 01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:25,760 Jesus Christ. 1738 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:30,480 Speaking of children who have no love from their parents, 1739 01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:32,760 Magnus the Red. 1740 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:35,360 Colin, interesting choice. 1741 01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:39,320 I got him the book, The Libra Chaotica, 1742 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:43,360 which is a Warhammer fantasy book about a scholar who 1743 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,040 wanders the realms of chaos themselves 1744 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:49,880 and talks about both chaos undivided and all the gods. 1745 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:52,400 Interestingly enough, he also goes to 40K for a bit, 1746 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:56,240 because he got real lost. 1747 01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:59,560 With that in mind, I think this would be the best 1748 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,520 gift you could give him. 1749 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:04,320 So you could teach him why, hey, bud, calm down on the warp 1750 01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:07,560 shenanigans just a bit. 1751 01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:10,080 Yeah, I like how it's copyrighted on the top of the image 1752 01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:11,040 if you squint as well. 1753 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:12,600 Yeah. 1754 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,880 Chaos copyrighted by the chaos gods. 1755 01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:16,520 I think out of every gift, this is 1756 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:20,280 the one that would give the most value to the recipient. 1757 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:20,960 That is true. 1758 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,360 I think he would value this. 1759 01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:25,120 Also, he shouldn't read it, but we know he will. 1760 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:28,680 Because he should read it, because he needs to learn. 1761 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:30,920 No, Magnus needs to stop. 1762 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:34,560 He just needs to go to his cage and stop. 1763 01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:35,880 Ghosts you fly every time. 1764 01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:37,600 My present, because I don't like Magnus. 1765 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:41,360 I'm trying to help him now, as much as I can. 1766 01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,960 While Colin is trying to help dog. 1767 01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:45,800 The little puppy. 1768 01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:50,680 While Colin's was quite a nice gift, mine's quite mean. 1769 01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:54,080 Got him a pirate outfit and a parrot, 1770 01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,360 because he's only got one eye. 1771 01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:57,200 Oh my god. 1772 01:14:57,200 --> 01:15:01,840 You're trying to scare Magnus with your dog, Colin. 1773 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:04,040 Colin, oh. 1774 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,600 Oh, he's so cute. 1775 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:07,320 Oh, dog, dog, dog, dog. 1776 01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:10,400 Hold on, should we just like, let's end this charade. 1777 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,960 We just need to put, let's just put. 1778 01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,320 I love you put yourself up. 1779 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,080 Fuck that dog. 1780 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:18,400 Say hi, Bucky. 1781 01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:24,040 He's a good boy. 1782 01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:24,840 He will leave and rest. 1783 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,080 Good boy. 1784 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:33,360 I'm going to bring him up after we're done with Magnus. 1785 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:33,860 Oh. 1786 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:37,240 OK. 1787 01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:38,520 Oh no, where did we all go? 1788 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:42,560 Oh god, the dog crashed everything. 1789 01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,600 Bucky, what did you do? 1790 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:45,240 That was my fault. 1791 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:48,920 I have a temporary fifth member until we're done with Magnus. 1792 01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:51,680 I'm going to bring him up. 1793 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:54,000 So Hal. 1794 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,160 Octopus? 1795 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:59,160 You see, there's a reason for this. 1796 01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:02,240 This is the octopus that people used in the World Cup 1797 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:04,520 to see if it would predict the wins of the game. 1798 01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:06,760 And I think Magnus would enjoy this, 1799 01:16:06,760 --> 01:16:11,240 because it's so twisted in terms of fate. 1800 01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,080 You have to see that. 1801 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:13,440 Which fate is it going to be? 1802 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:16,320 And therefore, he would enjoy the novelty of an octopus 1803 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,640 that could somewhat. 1804 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,240 I think the octopus actually did really well, 1805 01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,240 if I remember correctly. 1806 01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:23,840 So therefore, the octopus could predict the future maybe, 1807 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,280 and he would enjoy this. 1808 01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:29,080 I think this one may not be for the round, but you know, Hal. 1809 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,760 You know what else would be quite funny? 1810 01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:32,800 Is it Kramer? 1811 01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:36,400 Who's that stockbroker guy that is always 1812 01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:39,400 wrong? 1813 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:40,240 What's his name? 1814 01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:41,200 Oh, that Kramer. 1815 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,480 Not that Kramer. 1816 01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:44,520 I went different Kramer. 1817 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:47,280 Not the Seinfeld one that did something bad once. 1818 01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:52,240 Isn't there a thing where they made a bot that 1819 01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,280 does the opposite of what he said, 1820 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:57,000 and it was not considerably year on year? 1821 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:02,400 I think Magnus would enjoy that. 1822 01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:05,160 It also has tentacles. 1823 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:05,680 Zege. 1824 01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:06,760 Oh, no. 1825 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,680 We know you like tentacles, but no. 1826 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:12,400 Ed, repeat gift this time. 1827 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,240 Yes. 1828 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:16,200 I didn't see any rules saying you can repeat gifts. 1829 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:20,320 I mean, I think that him and Leman Russ, they could have 1830 01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:21,960 talked it out over the phone. 1831 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:23,880 But I also think, to Colin's point, 1832 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:26,320 might have solved a lot of the problems that 1833 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:29,760 befell the Imperium of man. 1834 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,760 So yes, a mobile phone for obvious reasons. 1835 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:34,480 I'm not going to say what I've been. 1836 01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:35,760 I'm sorry. 1837 01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:38,040 I'm not going to say it would have been the golden timeline 1838 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:39,520 if Magnus just picked up the phone, 1839 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:42,360 because things had already gone pretty wrong by that point. 1840 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,760 But it would have been better. 1841 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,480 But am I remembering correctly that Magnus intentionally 1842 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:50,080 prevented communications because he just wanted 1843 01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:51,680 his Legion to die anyway? 1844 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:53,600 We'll see. 1845 01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:57,080 You're underestimating the broad coverage of EE 1846 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,760 in the throughout the galaxy. 1847 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:02,400 Magnus had 50 kg or 40 g. 1848 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:02,920 Yes. 1849 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,560 He might have been able to ring that up. 1850 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:08,240 Yeah, Magnus died of 5G conspiracies. 1851 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,040 Ed, I don't want to co-opt your gift, 1852 01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,760 but I think there's a way you can get around that, Andy, 1853 01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:17,040 which is just disable the no ringtone mode, 1854 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,400 like setting on the phone, and just set it 1855 01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,880 to something really obnoxious so he has to pick up. 1856 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,320 Because otherwise, it's just going 1857 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:27,760 to be blaring the hamster dance across Prospero 1858 01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:30,160 for hours on end. 1859 01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,240 You get that Space Marine cover of Iron 1860 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:34,200 Storm, and just, I'm so standing. 1861 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:36,400 It's like, you're going to pick up the phone, 1862 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,680 or you're never going to know quiet again. 1863 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,880 Or like, set it to all eyes on you, or something like that. 1864 01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:45,480 Why don't you mind you were saying, I'll do the call. 1865 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,000 It's a gun of magic. 1866 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,280 It's like, look, Magnus, you can either pick up the phone, 1867 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:52,560 or Megalovania is the only thing you're 1868 01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:55,600 going to be hearing for the next three hours. 1869 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:56,680 Imagine that. 1870 01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:58,440 Space wars descending to Megalovania 1871 01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,960 when they hit the ground. 1872 01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:01,080 It was a small bit of luck. 1873 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:06,600 I actually didn't recall this part, which was in the, oh, 1874 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,000 the dog. 1875 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:08,840 The dog. 1876 01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:10,360 Oh, my dog. 1877 01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:10,880 Bye, puppy. 1878 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,200 It was in the dog. 1879 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,320 A bit of Laura in the dog. 1880 01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:15,480 Dog has aura. 1881 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:20,640 There's a part I missed on, it was the Council of Nikea, 1882 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:23,600 is the part where the emperor says, at the end, 1883 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:27,800 if you break the Council of Nikea, you will face my wrath. 1884 01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,120 And you're like, so, no, I was like, 1885 01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:31,880 why did Magnus do something? 1886 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:35,000 Yeah, so he will like, you'll be destroyed, essentially, 1887 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:35,880 implied. 1888 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,280 So everyone's wondering, oh, why did Magnus call everyone? 1889 01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:42,320 Because he thinks the emperor literally said before, 1890 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:44,240 I will destroy you if you break the edict. 1891 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:47,600 He's like, well, there they come to destroy me. 1892 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,800 Could you imagine if it was like, oh, dad says, 1893 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,080 don't drive the car. 1894 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,600 And the rule was, if you drive the car, 1895 01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:58,240 I will actually end you, not in a joke way, and just like, 1896 01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:04,200 dad, I took the Lambo out, just like, that's pretty harsh. 1897 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,200 We've got some donations, though. 1898 01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:09,960 So Donkeyman USA, I'm working a power armored 1899 01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:13,400 skaven called Rat of Ninetales. 1900 01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:14,680 Oh, like a Rat King. 1901 01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:16,080 That'd be quite a cool idea. 1902 01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:18,280 Everyone knows the reference. 1903 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:20,440 Caleb Collin for five bucks. 1904 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,760 Merry Christmas. 1905 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:26,240 Is anyone in Watchman's Charter? 1906 01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:29,440 Watchman, cannot read, damn. 1907 01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:36,040 Is anyone in Watchman's Charter actually on these nice list? 1908 01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:40,440 Malachir was the true and last greatest phoenix king. 1909 01:20:40,440 --> 01:20:43,400 Bro, that was written, that threw me off. 1910 01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:47,320 So greatest phoenix king. 1911 01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:48,560 The greatest teeth of phoenix. 1912 01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:49,920 His feats will be reborn in fire. 1913 01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:55,400 Well, wait, should we wait for a second? 1914 01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,280 Or we tell Colin about that one. 1915 01:20:58,280 --> 01:20:59,840 Zestra for five bucks. 1916 01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:03,680 I bet if we give Magnus a Tomagachi, oh, Tomagachi, 1917 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:07,720 he would make the same face that the librarian did in Goof Troop 1918 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:12,160 2, in brackets, can we replace Colin with his dog? 1919 01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,960 I'm afraid the Colin with the dog. 1920 01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,280 That would be hilarious. 1921 01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:20,040 We just need a camera just for the dog. 1922 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:21,040 Just one episode. 1923 01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:23,240 It'll be bigger than all bars. 1924 01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:24,720 Just one episode if Colin can't make it. 1925 01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:26,440 Just put the camera in front of his dog. 1926 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:29,800 And then just like, not address it the entire episode. 1927 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:30,880 Exactly. 1928 01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:34,640 Get the still frame of when the dog was up close. 1929 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:37,080 We get one of those cardboard cutouts made of you, Colin. 1930 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:37,640 Oh, yeah. 1931 01:21:37,640 --> 01:21:39,680 Next to the bed. 1932 01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:41,320 Yeah, or just like an hour. 1933 01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:43,960 If you just get a looped recording of your dog, Colin, 1934 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,080 that would be so funny. 1935 01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,040 We did. 1936 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:47,520 We got one. 1937 01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:49,000 We saved for you, by the way, Colin. 1938 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:49,840 One donation. 1939 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:51,760 That was Harry Potter, the book that I keep. 1940 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:56,720 That was very different. 1941 01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:59,520 Arcane read a book of specifically 1942 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:03,000 a prophecy of the ever chosen of the guy who was going to. 1943 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,800 Harry Potter, basically. 1944 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:05,640 Of course I know him. 1945 01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:07,800 He's me. 1946 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,600 Isn't there a thing that Hal would like, 1947 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:13,240 where Magnus' archive literally has one of the Cthulhu books 1948 01:22:13,240 --> 01:22:15,120 in it, from the Cthulhu mythos. 1949 01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:18,040 It does have a lot of craft in it. 1950 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:19,640 I think it is. 1951 01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:21,480 Is it the King in Yellow? 1952 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:23,640 But it's not that. 1953 01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:27,480 Which I don't think it was related to what would be the King 1954 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:29,040 in Yellow later by Dan Abnett. 1955 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:32,440 But it's just like a reference to a King in Yellow style 1956 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:34,160 character, which is interesting. 1957 01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:37,080 I mean, my favorite thing in the heresy, of course, 1958 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:39,320 is they have to mispronounce everything 1959 01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:40,760 that's from our time. 1960 01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:42,960 So it's like, oh, yeah, I found the Gilemon 1961 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,680 has books by Shakespeare. 1962 01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:46,160 OK. 1963 01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:52,400 OK, speaking of, well, basically going onto a heavy hitter now, 1964 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,520 Horace Lupercal, 16 of 20. 1965 01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:56,680 Colin, great start. 1966 01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:00,160 Daddy issues. 1967 01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:01,680 I just looked up the first book that 1968 01:23:01,680 --> 01:23:06,560 came up when I typed in daddy issues book in Google. 1969 01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:08,800 So I guess he's also going to learn about love and hate 1970 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,240 in the time of patriarchy. 1971 01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:14,280 Because you know what, Horace? 1972 01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:19,600 You've got a problem. 1973 01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,960 Horace is the patriarchy. 1974 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:23,560 It is true. 1975 01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:24,320 God damn. 1976 01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:25,680 And also the bottom of that saying, 1977 01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:28,760 author of Tomorrow's Sex, did Fulgrum write this? 1978 01:23:28,760 --> 01:23:29,280 What? 1979 01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:29,920 What's going on? 1980 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,800 And maybe if he really likes the book, 1981 01:23:31,800 --> 01:23:34,400 he can learn how to get laid. 1982 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:36,160 My favorite part is the lowercase daddy. 1983 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:44,000 There's a lot of art to this, guys, truly. 1984 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,080 Yeah, he has to lend it out a lot to his brothers. 1985 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:48,080 But it's a good gift. 1986 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:49,200 What are we, daddy issues? 1987 01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:51,520 No. 1988 01:23:51,520 --> 01:23:55,840 Mine's a lot more kind, I suppose. 1989 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:58,960 I got him a skull shaver. 1990 01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:01,720 We just need that. 1991 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:02,400 Is he bald? 1992 01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:03,120 He's going to get stubble. 1993 01:24:03,120 --> 01:24:04,360 He has to like, he's. 1994 01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:05,840 He does get stubble, doesn't he? 1995 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:06,960 You know, it does make me wonder, though, 1996 01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:10,280 is it really annoying having to like clean behind the pipes 1997 01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:12,120 on the back of like, Lucenturbo, Paterabo? 1998 01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:14,160 Oh, Paterabo would be a nightmare. 1999 01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,800 I'm going to cut your hair, sir. 2000 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,280 Like, imagine if like, it's like some mold sets in, 2001 01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:21,000 and then you just, oh, it'd be awful. 2002 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:21,680 Head smacking. 2003 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:24,640 The primarchs have servants do it to them. 2004 01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:26,600 And I think it's like in the Ferris Manus one, 2005 01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:29,600 it says that they have servants who like shave their hair 2006 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:30,480 and stuff like that. 2007 01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:34,200 There's like loads of them with like razors and stuff like that. 2008 01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:37,240 And he literally gets oiled down. 2009 01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:39,000 How the hell did you just type Colin? 2010 01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,480 OK, Colin, hear me out. 2011 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:41,920 Colin has to hear me out on this one. 2012 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:45,160 Because I think I don't want to be singled out. 2013 01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:46,160 Guys, hear me out. 2014 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:49,280 This may be the most horrific one so far. 2015 01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:52,920 Horace needs like a Keemstar. 2016 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:54,880 No, he doesn't. 2017 01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:57,360 OK, OK, hear me out. 2018 01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:58,440 No, no one. 2019 01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:03,160 How's been drinking off the YouTube drama slot for too long? 2020 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:05,680 Horace has problems. 2021 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:07,640 He trusts the wrong people, OK? 2022 01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:08,320 And he needs... 2023 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:10,560 Are you going to give him Keemstar? 2024 01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:15,240 He needs people around him that are so obviously like 2025 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:19,160 untrustworthy that maybe he picks up a bit more of a skill 2026 01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:21,840 like in not learning to it. 2027 01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:28,040 So therefore, my craft Keemstar needs to be in like a court 2028 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,440 jester, needs to be around Horace at all times. 2029 01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:37,120 I don't even know what to say about that, to be honest. 2030 01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:43,720 I think Mike's man does a pretty good job, I would say. 2031 01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:45,680 Is that like a warp entity? 2032 01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:46,880 Like what is that? 2033 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,440 What is it going to be? 2034 01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:50,840 Literally Keemstar. 2035 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:54,200 Like imagine Malagurtha twisted as the egg for Horace. 2036 01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:56,400 But now it's Keemstar the egg for him. 2037 01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:58,480 Keemstar on top of Steve's body. 2038 01:25:58,480 --> 01:25:59,000 Let's go. 2039 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,040 Hello and welcome to the news. 2040 01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,320 Horacey. 2041 01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:05,960 Horacey is like, I had enough of this guy. 2042 01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,120 How could anyone trust him? 2043 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:08,800 And then he starts to distrust Erebus, 2044 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:11,360 because Erebus will definitely get along with this guy. 2045 01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:13,880 So therefore, you know what? 2046 01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:16,160 This guy's got bad judgment. 2047 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:17,200 I'm off the screen. 2048 01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:21,000 It's making me feel ill. 2049 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,360 So Ed, bring us back to sanity. 2050 01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:26,240 So OK, this is a two-parter. 2051 01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:27,880 Yes, we do the first one first. 2052 01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:29,560 The second one first, that's all right. 2053 01:26:29,560 --> 01:26:33,480 So the second one, yes, if that's all right. 2054 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:36,720 So this is a reference to the moment. 2055 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,720 It was one of those moments in the book, 2056 01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:42,280 you're like, oh, Jesus, where in this Horace heresy, 2057 01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:45,960 when Horace regains his sanity and he regains his power, 2058 01:26:45,960 --> 01:26:49,320 as it were, after he plays his trick on the emperor, 2059 01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:53,920 it's said that Horace is so terrifying in his aspect. 2060 01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:56,600 But even like word bearers and chaos cultists 2061 01:26:56,600 --> 01:27:00,920 that are around him, they literally shit themselves, 2062 01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:03,440 as in literally, and then run away. 2063 01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:08,440 And I like the idea that the Loup of Kalkor 2064 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:11,720 does just have like shit on the floor. 2065 01:27:11,720 --> 01:27:15,880 And so presumably, someone has to come in and mop this up. 2066 01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,680 Sanguinius and Horace are fighting, and he goes, 2067 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:20,400 is that? 2068 01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:21,960 Don't worry about it, let's just fight. 2069 01:27:21,960 --> 01:27:23,240 That's the real reason Sanguinius 2070 01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,920 lost, because he tripped in a puddle of shit. 2071 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:26,520 Exactly. 2072 01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:28,920 Despite to be the emperor of mankind here, 2073 01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:32,120 and this literal dog shit. 2074 01:27:32,120 --> 01:27:33,000 Oh my god. 2075 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,760 And the second is a copy of the first Avengers film. 2076 01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:38,400 I couldn't help. 2077 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:41,080 I really enjoyed the final confrontation 2078 01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:44,280 between the emperor and Horace, but this image 2079 01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:45,880 didn't come to my mind. 2080 01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,760 I couldn't help thinking of this when the emperor. 2081 01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:49,560 He really got it. 2082 01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:50,920 It was very fitting. 2083 01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:53,280 If you're not familiar, Horace is great. 2084 01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:55,200 Well, one of his great insults for the emperor 2085 01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:57,080 is that the emperor is basically a trickster. 2086 01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:58,040 He's a fraud. 2087 01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:59,720 And so it's quite funny. 2088 01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:03,160 He ends up falling for a trick in the end, in a way. 2089 01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:07,080 I guess Marvel movies were good. 2090 01:28:07,080 --> 01:28:08,040 Back in the old days. 2091 01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:09,800 I miss that enthusiasm. 2092 01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:11,320 Do you know what I mean? 2093 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:12,560 I was so hyped. 2094 01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,520 Infinity War, part one. 2095 01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:16,880 Bro. 2096 01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:19,200 Oh, Lord, yeah. 2097 01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:21,520 I mean, I don't know if he liked that one, because he's like, 2098 01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:24,280 See, look, here's my thought process. 2099 01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,160 Monarchia burns down. 2100 01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:27,640 Not great. 2101 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:32,000 I'm just going to find every holy book I can 2102 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:36,160 and try and get them to find the one that clicks with them, 2103 01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:38,400 that isn't chaos. 2104 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:41,240 Are you suggesting that Lorgar's going 2105 01:28:41,240 --> 01:28:43,680 to read The Good Samaritan and go, actually, that 2106 01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:46,800 might be a better idea. 2107 01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:47,840 We can hope. 2108 01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:48,520 Kindness. 2109 01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:49,040 We can hope. 2110 01:28:49,040 --> 01:28:50,400 Kindness, being nice. 2111 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,720 Why didn't I think of this earlier? 2112 01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:56,040 I think if Lorgar learned how to turn the other cheek, 2113 01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:58,880 we'd have a much happier 40k setting. 2114 01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:00,320 True, true. 2115 01:29:00,320 --> 01:29:02,360 And now he's turning the wrong cheeks. 2116 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:04,320 I've gone the opposite direction. 2117 01:29:04,320 --> 01:29:05,760 I get Lorgar this. 2118 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,400 Is it? 2119 01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:14,160 It's easier to punish himself when he gets upset. 2120 01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:15,320 I don't know how. 2121 01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:16,720 I can't. 2122 01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:17,280 I can't. 2123 01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:20,800 I mean, it's in the right colors as well, which is crazy. 2124 01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:22,760 Yeah. 2125 01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:24,200 I don't have to explain mine. 2126 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:25,600 I honestly don't have to explain mine. 2127 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:27,000 Yeah, I'm looking at it right now, 2128 01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:30,280 and I just need to make sure it's in a good scale. 2129 01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:31,240 It's quite menacing. 2130 01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:34,360 Before it comes up, can you guess what it is? 2131 01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:35,760 Is it a dildo? 2132 01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:37,640 No. 2133 01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:39,360 It's exactly what most of the chat 2134 01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:41,880 definitely is thinking about. 2135 01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:43,560 It's a child, isn't it? 2136 01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:45,800 No, no, no. 2137 01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:47,240 All right, all right, here we go. 2138 01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:48,680 What is the joke you're going for? 2139 01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:49,200 OK. 2140 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:50,200 Wait for it. 2141 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:50,760 Brace yourself. 2142 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:54,760 Three, two, one. 2143 01:29:54,760 --> 01:29:56,240 OK, it's petrified Lenin. 2144 01:29:56,240 --> 01:30:04,280 It's a preserved body of Lenin, OK? 2145 01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:09,560 Because of all things, I think Lorgor appreciates, first of all, 2146 01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:10,960 the bald guys. 2147 01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:14,160 Secondly, I think he likes things that are just kind of 2148 01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:16,240 like relics in his own weird way. 2149 01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:19,880 And he would probably do make it something weird and chaos 2150 01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:22,840 tainted, but he would not. 2151 01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:27,200 I would give him the petrified corpse of Vladimir Lenin. 2152 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:31,480 Colin, listen, Colin, someone comes up to you and said, 2153 01:30:31,480 --> 01:30:33,000 I'm going to give you a gift. 2154 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,400 It's the petrified corpse of Lenin. 2155 01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:38,280 Is it yes or no? 2156 01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:42,360 And you have to give an answer. 2157 01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:43,680 Does this come with a caveat? 2158 01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:47,600 I'm going to be hunted down by the KGB? 2159 01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:50,320 Or do I just get it? 2160 01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:52,920 I just think it'd be funny, to be honest. 2161 01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:58,560 It'd be hilarious to give, perhaps, an atheist a two. 2162 01:30:58,560 --> 01:31:02,000 I must admit, whenever I see anything of Lenin, 2163 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:04,280 I just think of that Simpsons bit where he's in there 2164 01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:08,280 and he just punches his way out and starts marching around. 2165 01:31:08,280 --> 01:31:11,280 What does he say when he's passed out? 2166 01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:13,160 I thought you guys disbanded. 2167 01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:16,320 Lenin or Aurelian, that's crazy. 2168 01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,120 Or Warren does, like, how you fundamentally 2169 01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:21,360 don't understand what anyone else ever thinks. 2170 01:31:21,360 --> 01:31:24,680 I was trying to think outside the box here, to be honest. 2171 01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:29,960 Speaking of historical figures, Ed went with Nietzsche. 2172 01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:30,480 Yes. 2173 01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:31,600 I'm being legal and kind of. 2174 01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:33,000 Yes. 2175 01:31:33,000 --> 01:31:36,000 Yeah, I think that's obvious reasoning here. 2176 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,520 This is the limit of my understanding of philosophy. 2177 01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:42,320 But even I know the quote that God is dead. 2178 01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:45,960 And I feel like that would be quite funny. 2179 01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:48,200 I'll respond to that, I guess. 2180 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:49,200 I'll piss him off. 2181 01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:50,200 Piss him off with it. 2182 01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:56,400 He's going to have a fight in the car park with Nietzsche. 2183 01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:03,240 All right, only three to go, lads. 2184 01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:06,360 Next is everyone's lovable, many people's favorite 2185 01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:08,080 Primark Vulcan. 2186 01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:10,920 Colin, you picked the barbecue. 2187 01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:12,360 Oh, it looks nice. 2188 01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:15,000 I think if his forging skills anything 2189 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:17,280 to go by, this man can handle a grill. 2190 01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:20,280 And I would like to have some Vulcan barbecue. 2191 01:32:20,280 --> 01:32:21,560 Forging a damn meal. 2192 01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:24,840 And I know the salamanders still keep 2193 01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:26,280 in touch with their families. 2194 01:32:26,280 --> 01:32:31,880 So Vulcan barbecue, bring the family around. 2195 01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:34,920 Salamanders bring their former families around. 2196 01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:38,560 Vulcan can, I don't know when his dad died. 2197 01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:41,040 When did his adoptive father do anything? 2198 01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:43,960 Vulcan grills. 2199 01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:45,200 Yeah, Vulcan grills. 2200 01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:45,720 Vulcan. 2201 01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:48,280 Did anything specific happen to Vulcan's adoptive father? 2202 01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:49,840 That is genius hell. 2203 01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:55,360 But it came from me, so it's annoying. 2204 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:57,800 I was just imagining him on Istvan 5 2205 01:32:57,800 --> 01:32:59,680 as the drop pods are coming to surround him. 2206 01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:04,560 And he's that mean, just like, I just want to grill. 2207 01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:07,160 I bet Vulcan would be happy if all he had to do in life 2208 01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:09,360 was forge and grill. 2209 01:33:09,360 --> 01:33:11,360 I think that would be a happy Vulcan. 2210 01:33:11,360 --> 01:33:14,000 Just imagine him putting the hammer in the forge. 2211 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,640 And then he uses the flat side of it 2212 01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:17,520 to just put some burgers on. 2213 01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:19,080 And he goes, watch this. 2214 01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:21,960 And he flips it the other side. 2215 01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:25,440 That's a good gift. 2216 01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:30,200 For me, my gift to Vulcan would be a burpee. 2217 01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:30,720 Aw. 2218 01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:32,440 Get the burpee. 2219 01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:34,080 That is a cute Labrador. 2220 01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:35,240 It's a Labrador? 2221 01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:37,040 Yeah. 2222 01:33:37,040 --> 01:33:38,800 Oh, it's a cute dog. 2223 01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:39,520 Dogs in the chair. 2224 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:40,440 We need to bring all on. 2225 01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:43,400 If you want two cute dogs in one stream, 2226 01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:46,400 we're so good to the dogs. 2227 01:33:46,400 --> 01:33:47,440 I need to bring my dog on. 2228 01:33:47,440 --> 01:33:49,040 She's a very cute dog at the moment. 2229 01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:54,440 I've actually not done. 2230 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:57,600 This is actually a good gift here. 2231 01:33:57,600 --> 01:33:59,000 It's a great game. 2232 01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:03,120 I would give Vulcan the Witcher 3, the complete edition, 2233 01:34:03,120 --> 01:34:04,960 the Wild Hunt, all DLC. 2234 01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:07,360 This guy deserves something where 2235 01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:10,920 he has almost the perfect experience. 2236 01:34:10,920 --> 01:34:12,560 All my love to Vulcan. 2237 01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:14,560 Give him the Witcher 3. 2238 01:34:14,560 --> 01:34:18,800 Let him get the music pumping. 2239 01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:21,800 I want to see him get all the way to the end of each DLC. 2240 01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:25,560 Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. 2241 01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:28,400 Get Blood and Wine going. 2242 01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:31,720 I think he would enjoy. 2243 01:34:31,720 --> 01:34:32,960 Vulcan's a nice dude. 2244 01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:34,880 I think he would enjoy being the Witcher 2245 01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:36,520 because he'd always take the kind of it. 2246 01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:40,440 He has an option to play the kinder way, if you know what I mean. 2247 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:42,360 So I think he would enjoy it. 2248 01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:47,040 I would enjoy it. 2249 01:34:47,040 --> 01:34:48,840 Give me this game. 2250 01:34:48,840 --> 01:34:51,600 I went through the whole thing twice. 2251 01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:53,520 I really enjoyed Witcher 3. 2252 01:34:53,520 --> 01:34:55,840 It was a good game. 2253 01:34:55,840 --> 01:34:58,000 I also liked how you got Arendite, 2254 01:34:58,000 --> 01:34:59,600 and you carried it over. 2255 01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:02,040 If you maxed out the kills on it while it was fully charged, 2256 01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:03,560 it got more powerful. 2257 01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:05,760 So it scaled into New Game Plus and became 2258 01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:08,200 super overpowered, but it was useless against human enemies. 2259 01:35:08,200 --> 01:35:09,640 But it's like, yeah, pro tip. 2260 01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:13,040 Get Arendite and then make it redonkulous. 2261 01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:14,760 Ed. 2262 01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:20,360 I got him a link to a website for fundraising mums. 2263 01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:23,560 And it's entitled How to Run Treasure Hunts. 2264 01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:27,160 Because I love Vulcan, as we all do, 2265 01:35:27,160 --> 01:35:29,200 but he doesn't seem to understand 2266 01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:31,320 how treasure hunts work. 2267 01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:35,480 Which is really somewhat more calamitous. 2268 01:35:35,480 --> 01:35:41,000 In the story where they decide to destroy 2269 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:45,520 all of these treasures of Vulcan except for the final nine? 2270 01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:47,560 Yeah. 2271 01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:50,160 He's like, each of these is so powerful 2272 01:35:50,160 --> 01:35:51,880 that a single one of them could turn 2273 01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:53,920 the tide of the Horus heresy. 2274 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:56,560 And then one of them is like a flamethrower. 2275 01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:58,120 And it's like, OK, maybe not. 2276 01:35:58,120 --> 01:36:00,880 But anyway, supposedly some of them are. 2277 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:02,880 One's like a gigantic ship, and then the other one's 2278 01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:04,240 like, it's a spear. 2279 01:36:04,240 --> 01:36:07,600 Yeah, this one's a really nice cloak. 2280 01:36:07,600 --> 01:36:09,600 But yes, so he doesn't seem to understand 2281 01:36:09,600 --> 01:36:10,560 how treasure hunts work. 2282 01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:12,360 He basically gives them the names. 2283 01:36:12,360 --> 01:36:14,520 So we have the names of the artifacts. 2284 01:36:14,520 --> 01:36:17,760 But we don't know where they are or that there's 2285 01:36:17,760 --> 01:36:19,280 any clues to any degree. 2286 01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:22,360 So yes, I think he needs to refresh, of course, 2287 01:36:22,360 --> 01:36:25,320 on how our treasure hunts should work. 2288 01:36:25,320 --> 01:36:27,680 Yeah, that's a very good gift. 2289 01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:30,160 It's very fair. 2290 01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,160 We're going to go to probably the most obvious gifts 2291 01:36:32,160 --> 01:36:33,320 for a certain primoc now. 2292 01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:35,640 We're moving on to Corvus Correx. 2293 01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:38,200 But I think we've added a nice bit of variety. 2294 01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:42,280 So Colin starts us off with a crows. 2295 01:36:42,280 --> 01:36:44,280 I'm going to get him a pet crows. 2296 01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:45,680 That's it. 2297 01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:47,400 You crows, John Snow. 2298 01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:50,040 That's a bitch one. 2299 01:36:50,040 --> 01:36:52,680 I'm pretty sure it's called a murder of crows. 2300 01:36:52,680 --> 01:36:54,000 That's fitting for a Primarch. 2301 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:57,400 I'm pretty sure they can replicate human speech 2302 01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:58,480 a little bit. 2303 01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:02,720 I think he'd like the bird. 2304 01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:05,680 Just might be that meme of like is it a Liverpoolian crow? 2305 01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:06,360 What did you say? 2306 01:37:06,360 --> 01:37:07,240 All right, then. 2307 01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:07,720 What? 2308 01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:08,440 What did you say? 2309 01:37:08,440 --> 01:37:09,520 All right, wolf. 2310 01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:12,200 I bet he could teach it to talk too. 2311 01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:15,200 And the thing is, right, out of every like you're 2312 01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:16,680 in enemy territory, right? 2313 01:37:16,680 --> 01:37:18,520 Out of everything you're going to be wary of, 2314 01:37:18,520 --> 01:37:20,200 that's just a bird. 2315 01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:23,000 Like a bird looking over at you. 2316 01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:23,680 It's a bird. 2317 01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:24,880 Who cares? 2318 01:37:24,880 --> 01:37:28,160 But it's a Corvus train bird that can spy for them. 2319 01:37:28,160 --> 01:37:30,360 You could train a crow while he's 2320 01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:33,360 sitting outside Lorgar's palace so it can fly up to his chamber 2321 01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:35,360 and just go like, you're a little bitch. 2322 01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:36,840 Lorgar, you're a little bitch. 2323 01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:37,800 Yeah, wow. 2324 01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:39,080 Poop on his windowsill. 2325 01:37:39,080 --> 01:37:41,280 He's just trying his best to like concentrate and meditate 2326 01:37:41,280 --> 01:37:42,720 and just, ah, so annoying. 2327 01:37:42,720 --> 01:37:43,360 Yeah. 2328 01:37:43,360 --> 01:37:45,480 Bloody crows. 2329 01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:48,840 For me, I don't know what else to get. 2330 01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:51,280 Correct, so I got him a Hot Topic gift card. 2331 01:37:54,920 --> 01:37:56,040 Fair enough. 2332 01:37:56,040 --> 01:37:59,400 Yeah, that seems right up his alley. 2333 01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:00,880 Guard. 2334 01:38:00,880 --> 01:38:01,480 Yeah. 2335 01:38:01,480 --> 01:38:03,240 Does Hot Topic still exist? 2336 01:38:03,240 --> 01:38:05,240 Yeah, it does. 2337 01:38:05,240 --> 01:38:05,740 How? 2338 01:38:05,740 --> 01:38:06,680 For Raven Guard fans. 2339 01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:08,800 How? 2340 01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:10,400 I don't get this. 2341 01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:11,440 Please explain. 2342 01:38:11,440 --> 01:38:11,960 What? 2343 01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:15,080 Oh, I got him a voodoo sailor so that people 2344 01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:17,560 would finally notice him. 2345 01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:24,240 Oh, that's a stone cold man. 2346 01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:25,280 Savage, love it. 2347 01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:27,920 The poor guy, like, he could be in a room 2348 01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:29,440 and people would stop talking to him. 2349 01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:32,040 So therefore, he gets something where you can't ignore him. 2350 01:38:32,040 --> 01:38:34,440 And then all the Raven Guard also get a voodoo sailor. 2351 01:38:34,440 --> 01:38:36,120 So therefore, you can't. 2352 01:38:36,120 --> 01:38:38,000 Like, they are stealthy when they want to be. 2353 01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:41,240 But it's also, hey, if they're having a conversation 2354 01:38:41,240 --> 01:38:43,320 with someone and they're clearly losing them, 2355 01:38:43,320 --> 01:38:45,440 they're like, hey, they blow the horn quickly. 2356 01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:49,600 Did you be immediately print screen and copying me out? 2357 01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:50,960 Thanks, bro. 2358 01:38:50,960 --> 01:38:52,120 I still love that. 2359 01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:54,720 The Toby Longworth thing where it's a guy who used a modulator 2360 01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:57,160 and it's just like, Corvus Corax is so irrelevant. 2361 01:38:57,160 --> 01:38:59,320 They're so invisible that even the Black Library office 2362 01:38:59,320 --> 01:38:59,840 can't see him. 2363 01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:02,560 Like, oh, he's so good at stealth. 2364 01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:04,760 I think it's a great gift, though. 2365 01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:05,800 Honest. 2366 01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:07,320 I'm proud of that one. 2367 01:39:07,320 --> 01:39:08,080 That is good. 2368 01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:08,840 I like that. 2369 01:39:08,840 --> 01:39:11,360 All right, Ed, you've got, ooh, I know, Adam. 2370 01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:13,440 Yes, similar vein to you, Andy. 2371 01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:14,240 I'll be honest. 2372 01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:18,640 I would have got him a pair of Doc Martens because he 2373 01:39:18,640 --> 01:39:19,960 had to fit his style. 2374 01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:22,520 I did think something along the lines of, 2375 01:39:22,520 --> 01:39:25,800 like, I got Mortari in the number one medal. 2376 01:39:25,800 --> 01:39:28,920 But I thought about getting him something like number one 2377 01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:30,680 invisible or something like that. 2378 01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:33,160 Because if you're not familiar, in Warhammer 40k, 2379 01:39:33,160 --> 01:39:36,320 a lot of the extremely tall, massive guys 2380 01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:39,920 are very obsessed with stealth. 2381 01:39:39,920 --> 01:39:43,200 To be fair to Corvus Corax, he's the only one that's actually 2382 01:39:43,200 --> 01:39:44,680 genuinely good at it. 2383 01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:49,400 So yes, he's the only one where it actually makes sense. 2384 01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:51,760 He's a little bit cocky with it as well. 2385 01:39:51,760 --> 01:39:54,480 It's the one in his Primark novel where he purposely 2386 01:39:54,480 --> 01:39:56,040 keeps himself hidden. 2387 01:39:56,040 --> 01:39:59,000 And he pops up in front of one guy and goes, boo. 2388 01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:00,920 And then he's like, it's a case of the devil. 2389 01:40:00,920 --> 01:40:02,320 That is pretty funny, though. 2390 01:40:02,320 --> 01:40:06,320 Also, there's a bit in the Corvus anthology 2391 01:40:06,320 --> 01:40:09,920 where it mentions that an automatic scanner can pick him 2392 01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:11,560 up, which doesn't sound like a lot, 2393 01:40:11,560 --> 01:40:15,120 but you presume in the 30s and the millennium. 2394 01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:18,000 There's quite a lot of those. 2395 01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:22,280 The Night Lords just have no automatic scanners, apparently. 2396 01:40:22,280 --> 01:40:25,240 Well, there's that bit in the one with Khasati Nuon 2397 01:40:25,240 --> 01:40:27,360 where he just is fighting with the Raven Guard 2398 01:40:27,360 --> 01:40:28,920 as a defector from the Night Lords. 2399 01:40:28,920 --> 01:40:31,160 And then he just, at one point, Corvus 2400 01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:33,040 appears and kills the enemies they were fighting 2401 01:40:33,040 --> 01:40:33,880 and then disappears. 2402 01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:35,400 He goes, I shat myself. 2403 01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:37,240 Yeah, that's a Night Lord saying that. 2404 01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:39,280 And then there's also the bit where 2405 01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:43,640 I still love in one of the 40k books of the Raven Guard, 2406 01:40:43,640 --> 01:40:45,240 the Thousand Sons can see them when 2407 01:40:45,240 --> 01:40:47,800 they're using wraith slipping because they don't have souls. 2408 01:40:47,800 --> 01:40:50,840 And they're like, guys, they can see us. 2409 01:40:50,840 --> 01:40:52,000 This isn't good. 2410 01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:55,400 Just like that, like a nice little piece of lore 2411 01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:57,600 where it's like, oh, there are workarounds. 2412 01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:58,800 Just don't have a soul. 2413 01:40:58,800 --> 01:40:59,400 That's cool. 2414 01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:01,360 Easy. 2415 01:41:01,360 --> 01:41:04,600 Or have a VHS camera. 2416 01:41:04,600 --> 01:41:07,440 It's just a video recorder. 2417 01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:10,200 All right, last one, Alfarius Omegon, 2418 01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:14,040 Colin's favorite Primarch. 2419 01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:16,560 Colin. 2420 01:41:16,560 --> 01:41:20,760 See, now here's my reasoning. 2421 01:41:20,760 --> 01:41:25,040 As we know, everyone is an Alpha Legionnaire 2422 01:41:25,040 --> 01:41:27,520 and every Alpha Legionnaire is also Alfarius. 2423 01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:28,840 So you know what? 2424 01:41:28,840 --> 01:41:31,880 I'm giving this pair of assholes a video game 2425 01:41:31,880 --> 01:41:34,800 where they turn every single corner and, oh, look, 2426 01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:35,760 it's Majima. 2427 01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:37,800 Oh, that trash can, it's Majima. 2428 01:41:37,800 --> 01:41:39,920 Oh, that sewer, it's Majima. 2429 01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:41,520 Oh, that corner, Majima. 2430 01:41:41,520 --> 01:41:42,880 See how they like it. 2431 01:41:42,880 --> 01:41:44,280 When everyone, they turn around. 2432 01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:45,120 Every corner they go. 2433 01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:46,080 Police officer? 2434 01:41:46,080 --> 01:41:47,840 Majima. 2435 01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:48,560 They're getting a game. 2436 01:41:48,560 --> 01:41:49,560 They get to see what it's like. 2437 01:41:49,560 --> 01:41:51,440 Where everywhere you go, I am Alfarius. 2438 01:41:51,440 --> 01:41:52,320 I'm Majima. 2439 01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:53,720 I'm going to beat you. 2440 01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:54,800 I do love in that, though. 2441 01:41:54,800 --> 01:41:56,000 There's some really creative ones 2442 01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:58,480 where he comes out of the dustbin or under the sewer. 2443 01:41:58,480 --> 01:42:00,960 And there's this one where he's around a corner 2444 01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:02,040 and he just jumps out. 2445 01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:04,680 You're like, you ran out of ideas, guys. 2446 01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:06,800 He's just crouching. 2447 01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:10,040 Yeah, it's so silly. 2448 01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:13,520 Well, because Ed, you were the one who came up 2449 01:42:13,520 --> 01:42:15,400 with the idea for this episode. 2450 01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:18,160 But I was the first one. 2451 01:42:18,160 --> 01:42:19,600 Yeah, thanks for joining us. 2452 01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:21,000 But thank you. 2453 01:42:21,000 --> 01:42:23,120 This is the first one I thought of when we were thinking 2454 01:42:23,120 --> 01:42:24,280 about how we're going to do this. 2455 01:42:24,280 --> 01:42:27,280 So my gift to Alfarius Omegon would be a game of guess who. 2456 01:42:30,800 --> 01:42:34,320 Defensively, they all say I'm Alfarius on it. 2457 01:42:34,320 --> 01:42:37,360 Does he have an Alpha Legion tattoo? 2458 01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:39,760 No. 2459 01:42:39,760 --> 01:42:41,880 Does he look like Alfarius? 2460 01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:43,400 Yes. 2461 01:42:43,400 --> 01:42:46,560 And it seems to remove nobody. 2462 01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:48,800 Is his name Alfarius? 2463 01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:50,080 Wow, this is a really slow game. 2464 01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:54,920 Is he bald? 2465 01:42:54,920 --> 01:42:57,600 Yeah, he's like, oh. 2466 01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:01,840 And how you gave us. 2467 01:43:01,840 --> 01:43:02,360 Hear me out. 2468 01:43:02,360 --> 01:43:04,360 Todd Howard. 2469 01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:05,520 OK, OK. 2470 01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:13,760 Mr. Todd Howard always seems to, it's Skyrim, 2471 01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:15,480 but it's always Skyrim. 2472 01:43:15,480 --> 01:43:16,600 You know what I mean? 2473 01:43:16,600 --> 01:43:17,920 There's a Skyrim here. 2474 01:43:17,920 --> 01:43:19,200 There's this guy that is a new one. 2475 01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:21,080 16 times the DT. 2476 01:43:21,080 --> 01:43:22,920 Yeah, so they're full out for. 2477 01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:24,440 And if there's a picture I'd really 2478 01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:27,160 like you to put on screen now. 2479 01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:28,720 I just feel like with Todd Howard, 2480 01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:32,600 they would appreciate another person in the game, 2481 01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:35,960 if you know what I mean, of constantly being the same thing 2482 01:43:35,960 --> 01:43:40,480 and then presenting it as a new face. 2483 01:43:40,480 --> 01:43:41,360 Oh my god. 2484 01:43:41,360 --> 01:43:46,200 I would get the Todd Howard. 2485 01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:49,400 It's five, it's four times the size of. 2486 01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:51,040 We moved away from toilets. 2487 01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:55,080 Now we've gone to Todd Howard. 2488 01:43:55,080 --> 01:43:55,880 There we go. 2489 01:43:55,880 --> 01:43:58,040 This is great. 2490 01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:03,120 No fear. 2491 01:44:03,120 --> 01:44:05,880 Colin, would you be able to explain this to people 2492 01:44:05,880 --> 01:44:07,200 who are listening on audio only? 2493 01:44:07,200 --> 01:44:08,200 You see, it's a picture. 2494 01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:11,080 It's one of those, it analyzes someone's face 2495 01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:13,400 and shows what emotions. 2496 01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:17,120 Todd Howard is mostly neutral. 2497 01:44:17,120 --> 01:44:19,520 The second best is happy. 2498 01:44:19,520 --> 01:44:22,320 The others are anger, contempt, disgust, sadness, 2499 01:44:22,320 --> 01:44:23,000 and surprise. 2500 01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:25,120 It'll have a little bit of that in there. 2501 01:44:25,120 --> 01:44:27,320 But fear, 0%. 2502 01:44:27,320 --> 01:44:31,800 Todd Howard fears no man. 2503 01:44:31,800 --> 01:44:32,880 I fear no man. 2504 01:44:32,880 --> 01:44:35,440 But that thing scares me. 2505 01:44:35,440 --> 01:44:38,800 OK, and finishing off with Ed. 2506 01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:43,040 Ed, your gift would be the parents. 2507 01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,840 Yes, the parents. 2508 01:44:44,840 --> 01:44:48,320 I just imagine it would be their favorite film, specifically 2509 01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:51,040 the Lindsay Lohan version, of course. 2510 01:44:51,040 --> 01:44:53,520 But I also think, my thing with the Elf Legion 2511 01:44:53,520 --> 01:44:56,120 is I do feel like they need some of their own lore. 2512 01:44:56,120 --> 01:44:57,760 That's the problem that they have. 2513 01:44:57,760 --> 01:45:00,840 I mean, I don't think Elf Legion fans are telling on themselves 2514 01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:03,360 when they try and claim that Cypher is Elf Legion. 2515 01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:07,000 I'm like, get your own lore, guys, all right? 2516 01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:08,000 Your lore. 2517 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:09,160 Get your own core characters. 2518 01:45:09,160 --> 01:45:10,160 Don't steal mine. 2519 01:45:10,160 --> 01:45:14,200 Like, Elf Ares is like big power, is that he's invisible. 2520 01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:18,000 And to clarify, not as in a way like Corvus Corax, 2521 01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:20,080 like a very useful way, he can just 2522 01:45:20,080 --> 01:45:23,280 make himself look like other people, which is just not as 2523 01:45:23,280 --> 01:45:23,800 good. 2524 01:45:23,800 --> 01:45:27,240 He steals other people's lore. 2525 01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:29,440 The Elf Legion warbands, they're basically 2526 01:45:29,440 --> 01:45:31,960 a copy of the Elf Legion warbands. 2527 01:45:31,960 --> 01:45:34,200 A copy of the Fulip. 2528 01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:37,320 And like, it's the Elf Legion need their own lore. 2529 01:45:37,320 --> 01:45:39,360 Right, that's my thing. 2530 01:45:39,360 --> 01:45:39,880 Yeah. 2531 01:45:39,880 --> 01:45:40,880 Lindsay Lohan, apparently. 2532 01:45:40,880 --> 01:45:44,000 I got to agree that it's a really lame superpower 2533 01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:47,720 that I can replicate by stealing someone's social security 2534 01:45:47,720 --> 01:45:49,200 number. 2535 01:45:49,200 --> 01:45:50,360 That's not. 2536 01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:51,040 Well, isn't it? 2537 01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:53,880 It explains the way he just alters people's perception 2538 01:45:53,880 --> 01:45:55,000 of him more. 2539 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:57,720 So he's able to disguise himself, 2540 01:45:57,720 --> 01:45:59,640 not as in like he physically transforms, 2541 01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:01,520 more like how I don't think he can 2542 01:46:01,520 --> 01:46:05,240 fool like machinery, but he can fool the human mind 2543 01:46:05,240 --> 01:46:06,600 and other things like that. 2544 01:46:06,600 --> 01:46:08,440 I would like to reiterate that I can also 2545 01:46:08,440 --> 01:46:13,480 do that by just like password phishing scam enough people. 2546 01:46:13,480 --> 01:46:14,400 Yeah. 2547 01:46:14,400 --> 01:46:16,480 He's a wig. 2548 01:46:16,480 --> 01:46:19,840 He's basically just Agent 47 in space going, I am. 2549 01:46:19,840 --> 01:46:22,040 Where's the target? 2550 01:46:22,040 --> 01:46:26,080 I mean, I could still get him the toilet Yano thing 2551 01:46:26,080 --> 01:46:27,400 if they really want it. 2552 01:46:27,400 --> 01:46:29,320 I thought you were going to do that thing where 2553 01:46:29,320 --> 01:46:32,000 you have those two toilets in the same room. 2554 01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:32,960 Oh, they're facing. 2555 01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:39,400 I didn't think of that, but that's actually genius though. 2556 01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:44,440 I mean, I've gone from Todd Howard, Yugoslavia. 2557 01:46:44,440 --> 01:46:46,040 The pit, how do you do that? 2558 01:46:46,040 --> 01:46:49,960 Yugoslavia was a beak, I think. 2559 01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:53,800 A minion pizza. 2560 01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:55,720 Octopus to Lenin. 2561 01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:58,160 Gilliman Rock, Keemstar. 2562 01:46:58,160 --> 01:47:01,560 I mean, I've really covered a lot today, I feel. 2563 01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:04,800 I don't think I, I think the visceral reaction I felt 2564 01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:08,200 from the Keemstar image is mad. 2565 01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:11,240 You know how long I've gone in my life without seeing his face? 2566 01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:12,800 It's been a couple of years. 2567 01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:15,760 I hope he sees this beef between him and the logger-ups. 2568 01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:19,720 I mean, I must admit, if I was to describe Howl's picks 2569 01:47:19,720 --> 01:47:23,640 in one word, it would be brain rot, let's be honest. 2570 01:47:23,640 --> 01:47:27,560 It's like the minions, killer Keemstar. 2571 01:47:27,560 --> 01:47:31,960 I would say, I would say, I have never seen the word lobotomy 2572 01:47:31,960 --> 01:47:38,120 appear so many times in a chat before this. 2573 01:47:38,120 --> 01:47:40,280 Guinness World Record for most lobotomies 2574 01:47:40,280 --> 01:47:42,120 mentioned on podcasts. 2575 01:47:42,120 --> 01:47:45,400 I think there's a certain point in which the chat stopped 2576 01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:47,160 being, like they stopped doing compliments, 2577 01:47:47,160 --> 01:47:48,760 like quite a few months ago. 2578 01:47:48,760 --> 01:47:50,080 So, yeah. 2579 01:47:50,080 --> 01:47:51,320 Oh my God. 2580 01:47:51,320 --> 01:47:53,000 Light roast, light roasting. 2581 01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:56,800 But before we cap things off, we do have some final donations 2582 01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:58,720 to read up before we leave. 2583 01:47:58,720 --> 01:48:00,360 Caleb Collins for $2. 2584 01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:02,000 Thank you very much. 2585 01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:05,440 Just thank all no paying to turn pets into Chinese food. 2586 01:48:05,440 --> 01:48:06,840 OK. 2587 01:48:06,840 --> 01:48:08,880 I've not been keeping up with what horrendous things 2588 01:48:08,880 --> 01:48:10,360 Howl has been saying in the chat. 2589 01:48:10,360 --> 01:48:12,800 So we need to leave it at. 2590 01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:16,400 Howlcy Howl, what's that mean? 2591 01:48:16,400 --> 01:48:18,640 And yes, Donkeyman USA for $2 saying, 2592 01:48:18,640 --> 01:48:20,520 Howl, I'm going to give you a lobotomy speech. 2593 01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:24,320 It's starting to sound like a genuine threat. 2594 01:48:24,320 --> 01:48:26,600 No, no, they like it. 2595 01:48:26,600 --> 01:48:29,240 They're here. 2596 01:48:29,240 --> 01:48:32,280 Colin, we got a few about free from Caleb. 2597 01:48:32,280 --> 01:48:33,800 Free more words. 2598 01:48:33,800 --> 01:48:37,360 Howl deserves to become sashimi after the Keen Pick. 2599 01:48:37,360 --> 01:48:38,840 Correct. 2600 01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:41,240 Who wins early gotch or guts with a zirk? 2601 01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:42,920 Probably guts at that point. 2602 01:48:42,920 --> 01:48:44,720 It's guts. 2603 01:48:44,720 --> 01:48:45,800 I'm not reading that one. 2604 01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:47,880 Go fuck yourself. 2605 01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:48,920 Colin looks like the. 2606 01:48:48,920 --> 01:48:50,040 Do you want to read it, Howl? 2607 01:48:50,040 --> 01:48:52,440 Super aliens in the dang dan. 2608 01:48:52,440 --> 01:48:56,840 It's not it's not complimentary. 2609 01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:58,200 The last one from Tom Warren. 2610 01:48:58,200 --> 01:48:59,640 I don't think YouTube would like it 2611 01:48:59,640 --> 01:49:03,200 if I wrote that I would give the lying twins, 2612 01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:07,080 but it starts with pipe and rhymes with Guam. 2613 01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:09,320 OK, we understand. 2614 01:49:09,320 --> 01:49:11,640 We hope everyone enjoyed that, by the way, 2615 01:49:11,640 --> 01:49:16,520 as much as the roasts have been immediately visceral 2616 01:49:16,520 --> 01:49:18,520 and the threats of lobotomize means. 2617 01:49:18,520 --> 01:49:21,600 That's just how it goes. 2618 01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:22,800 We're here to entertain. 2619 01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:25,360 We're here to entertain. 2620 01:49:25,360 --> 01:49:26,520 RIP, you guys are. 2621 01:49:26,520 --> 01:49:29,080 Thank you very much, Ed, for joining us today, 2622 01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:30,880 especially on a bit short notice. 2623 01:49:30,880 --> 01:49:32,680 Although, to be honest, whenever we asked, 2624 01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:35,120 someone was like, can you make it for tomorrow? 2625 01:49:35,120 --> 01:49:38,600 But yeah, we're a very well-run and efficient podcast. 2626 01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:41,000 Always on time as well. 2627 01:49:41,000 --> 01:49:43,280 And I can't remember if I've asked you. 2628 01:49:43,280 --> 01:49:46,320 So I will now officially add it to the list of people 2629 01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:48,240 I've asked. 2630 01:49:48,240 --> 01:49:50,240 You have a favorite COD zombies map? 2631 01:49:50,240 --> 01:49:52,640 Or not much of a COD guy? 2632 01:49:52,640 --> 01:49:54,880 I've only played it when I'm at mate's house. 2633 01:49:54,880 --> 01:49:57,080 So the only call I've really ever got into was Warzone, 2634 01:49:57,080 --> 01:49:59,680 was during the first lockdown, where my friends 2635 01:49:59,680 --> 01:50:00,680 were playing every day. 2636 01:50:00,680 --> 01:50:04,280 But yeah, I have played zombies, but only at mate's house. 2637 01:50:04,280 --> 01:50:06,680 I couldn't name the maps, I'm afraid. 2638 01:50:06,680 --> 01:50:08,320 Sorry. 2639 01:50:08,320 --> 01:50:09,560 That's all right. 2640 01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:11,640 I really thought that was going to go somewhere else. 2641 01:50:11,640 --> 01:50:12,320 No, that was it. 2642 01:50:12,320 --> 01:50:15,440 I've tried to ask everyone we have on that question, 2643 01:50:15,440 --> 01:50:16,760 just unrelated. 2644 01:50:16,760 --> 01:50:17,880 I'm sorry, mate. 2645 01:50:17,880 --> 01:50:19,280 That's all right. 2646 01:50:19,280 --> 01:50:23,760 I'm not going to be disappointed with a lack of playing zombies. 2647 01:50:23,760 --> 01:50:27,040 Now, some maps, if you did name some, I'd be very angry. 2648 01:50:27,040 --> 01:50:30,120 But we didn't go down that timeline. 2649 01:50:32,800 --> 01:50:34,720 We thank you guys so much for all the donations, 2650 01:50:34,720 --> 01:50:35,880 particularly throughout the episode. 2651 01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:36,840 Thank you guys so much. 2652 01:50:36,840 --> 01:50:37,800 We really appreciate it. 2653 01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:39,640 Obviously, it's not quite Christmas yet. 2654 01:50:39,640 --> 01:50:42,240 We do wish, for those who are probably maybe traveling 2655 01:50:42,240 --> 01:50:45,480 or not able to make the next weeks, 2656 01:50:45,480 --> 01:50:47,600 that we're all taking a break. 2657 01:50:47,600 --> 01:50:52,000 So Merry Christmas to you all who are possibly not available 2658 01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:55,400 to see us live or catch us for the Friday Hangout. 2659 01:50:55,400 --> 01:50:57,320 We do appreciate you and love you. 2660 01:50:57,320 --> 01:51:00,480 Again, thank you for Ed for joining us and bringing this. 2661 01:51:00,480 --> 01:51:05,200 I mean, I really went literally in the toilet for this one. 2662 01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:08,360 And I brought the wrong ideas. 2663 01:51:08,360 --> 01:51:12,640 I do like how Ed and Hal have a pretty serious tone of their 2664 01:51:12,640 --> 01:51:13,800 videos on their content. 2665 01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:16,600 Ed's had some decorum and then Hal's like, 2666 01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:18,040 check out this toilet, bro. 2667 01:51:18,040 --> 01:51:18,880 Yeah. 2668 01:51:18,880 --> 01:51:19,720 But that's why we love him. 2669 01:51:19,720 --> 01:51:20,920 I do this stuff all the time, bro. 2670 01:51:20,920 --> 01:51:25,040 So it's just going to go at least crazy. 2671 01:51:25,040 --> 01:51:26,960 Without being said though, thank you everyone so much 2672 01:51:26,960 --> 01:51:28,040 for watching and listening. 2673 01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:29,040 Really appreciate it. 2674 01:51:29,040 --> 01:51:30,800 If you want something for Christmas, 2675 01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:32,600 we have merchandise, merch. 2676 01:51:32,600 --> 01:51:34,120 There's actual merch. 2677 01:51:34,120 --> 01:51:35,920 Lord Grimes hoodies. 2678 01:51:35,920 --> 01:51:36,760 Actually, nice hoodies. 2679 01:51:36,760 --> 01:51:37,360 There's a wash. 2680 01:51:37,360 --> 01:51:38,080 But I have it. 2681 01:51:38,080 --> 01:51:38,600 It's there. 2682 01:51:38,600 --> 01:51:39,000 It's good. 2683 01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:39,560 You should get it. 2684 01:51:39,560 --> 01:51:40,000 It exists. 2685 01:51:40,000 --> 01:51:41,960 We actually pulled our finger out and did. 2686 01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:43,840 We actually did something. 2687 01:51:43,840 --> 01:51:46,160 You can get a huge amount of color options. 2688 01:51:46,160 --> 01:51:48,760 So do get ones, obviously, in nice colors. 2689 01:51:48,760 --> 01:51:50,920 Represent, be a criminal. 2690 01:51:50,920 --> 01:51:52,200 Have some Lord Grimes. 2691 01:51:52,200 --> 01:51:52,960 Be a criminal. 2692 01:51:52,960 --> 01:51:54,040 That's not a ridiculous way. 2693 01:51:54,040 --> 01:51:54,640 Come on, Hal. 2694 01:51:54,640 --> 01:51:55,560 You can do it. 2695 01:51:55,560 --> 01:51:56,880 I'm going to labor really good. 2696 01:51:56,880 --> 01:51:57,960 You do it. 2697 01:51:57,960 --> 01:51:59,800 With that being said, thank you guys so much. 2698 01:51:59,800 --> 01:52:01,440 And we'll catch you guys in the next one. 2699 01:52:01,440 --> 01:52:02,360 Peace. 2700 01:52:02,360 --> 01:52:03,360 Merry Christmas. 2701 01:52:03,360 --> 01:52:04,320 Bye, everyone. 2702 01:52:04,320 --> 01:52:05,200 Merry Christmas. 2703 01:52:05,200 --> 01:52:06,800 Merry Christmas. 2704 01:52:06,800 --> 01:52:08,400 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 2705 01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:17,480 Come on, now that you have your finger on it, 2706 01:52:17,480 --> 01:52:20,080 you better get it on. 2707 01:52:20,080 --> 01:52:21,360 Kathy. 2708 01:52:21,360 --> 01:52:26,320 If you can get one, give it a shot, please. 2709 01:52:26,320 --> 01:52:26,960 I'm sorry? 2710 01:52:26,960 --> 01:52:31,920 I think I did it wrong. 2711 01:52:31,920 --> 01:52:32,800 You did it right. 2712 01:52:32,800 --> 01:52:35,800 That's the first time. 2713 01:52:35,800 --> 01:52:36,480 Good. 2714 01:52:36,480 --> 01:52:38,480 You