Hello everybody, it's Law Crimes!
Hello everybody, how's it going?
Oh well me and you Andy we had a bit of a dying a little bit I think. Andy's worse.
But Law Crimes is here, we're ready to inject some... I'm not gonna say it.
No, I'm not gonna give them that one.
No, no, no, no, it's not gonna get us demonetised.
Oh it would have. It's gonna get some Law.
You know what, at least three out of four of us have bad hairlines,
but all four of us have fantastic Warhammer knowledge and...
Oh.
Great, great.
No one look at what I said the Thousand Sons Army rule was in my last...
Did you get it wrong?
We can pretend that yeah we all can do that.
Just a small intro.
He's reporting patrol.
Yeah, a small intro to what they were talking about.
We've already roast Colin about a big mistake he made in a previous video,
which I'm very happy I will immediately be angry at him
because I've got some hate prepared for that.
They were talking about specifically minor Xenos or Xenos that are particularly spooky
and scary ones that very much either leave us with a haunted impression
or something that is generally...
I would say also interesting.
This is not by just a preface, just minor Xenos.
There'll be a few other things from the bigger factions of Xenos,
but it's ones that we find generally terrifying.
If they do appear in the stories, we are basically going to shrumzy ourselves.
Before we get into that, because I'm sure we'll get plenty of comments.
Colin, how are you feeling with the new Eldar releases from today?
I'm feeling fantastic.
The models all look wonderful.
There was a slight disagreement on the validity of the Phoenix Lord of the Orp spiders with
Eli.
But the model still goes hard, which is great.
The last five years, honestly.
It's beautiful.
Now we just need...
Coranderous.
Yeah, Coranderous needs to be updated.
At least the Scorpions themselves are new.
Just Coranderous needs his time in the sun.
It's a good day for Colin's releases.
They showed what they're putting in the Old World for the Empire.
There's the Eldar.
It's a good day.
Do you think it's crazy that the same modeler would have done Koteas and that model as well?
Like it's just...
I doubt it.
They executed that guy and grabbed some of the Phoenix and the Aegis Sigma to just make
the model bigger and not made out of resin, which is all we wanted.
Am I right in thinking that the models are kind of just an updated version of the old
model?
They haven't diverted much from the original.
That's what they are.
That's all we want.
It's all we need.
That's a good thing.
Just give us the same thing.
That's when you even got the same pose pretty much, I think.
I have to double check.
Before we get to the lore, can you guys think of a model that has...
It was better than its previous addition or previous iteration?
That's the word.
Lazarus?
Lazarus is quite nice.
I like the use of it.
I don't know.
It's very generic space marine, so it's hard to get it wrong.
I mean, he like...
Okay, well, I'll tell him.
He like a sniff primaris from a Milo.
Yeah, that's right.
I think the Warp spiders have been a pleasing upgrade.
I love old models.
I will admit the Warp spiders are very nice though.
The Warp spiders needed those.
That kit needed to go to bed.
Also Avatar of Cain.
Actually, they just cook with the Eldar models.
They just do so good with the Eldar.
Everyone else just...
I have to say, all the updated Eldar models are what I wanted.
We're good.
We cooked.
I think they've traded good lore for good rules and good models for the past like 20
years.
But whenever we get new Eldar stuff, they're always cooking and the rules are always good.
There is at the beginning of every addition, there is the wonderful phase where the Eldar
are completely broken and then they get nerfed to still be the best faction in the game.
I mean...
Illumina or Ceres?
Cereis.
Krieg as well.
All that good stuff.
Before we do jump into the things that make us stay up at night, we do have to...
There's one thing that made me stay up at night, which was Colin making...
Oh, makes us stay up at night.
What do they mean by this?
I mean...
It's too attractive.
Colin?
No, remember, Hal has a partner.
They call us all gross.
No, no, that was because we're all in a pyjamas, so you know, he wasn't ready to be on camera.
Colin?
Yes?
I want an army rule for Thousand Sons, because Colin recently made a video on Thousand Sons.
I had a goof where I was reading what I thought was the Thousand Sons army rule and it was their
boarding patrol army rule, which is technically their army rule, but also not, you know, the
one you use in actual 40K.
To be fair, the only thing is...
The only bit you missed then was the Kabbalistic rituals, and then there was something which
my friends are probably called equally disgusting, which is Doombolt, which I think if you roll
a z6, it does d3 plus 6, like mortal wounds.
It just deletes.
I mean, that's horrible, but that's horrible, the sense of like, damn, that makes them look
good.
I can't talk about that.
Yeah, also the one in the combat patrol, which is the Info Master, is perhaps one of
the strongest units in the game as well.
So it's actually, like, 9th edition, that was not a good deal.
10th edition is good deal.
They had to balance out the Zangors.
They might get sticky though.
They might get sticky.
Zangor, Patrius, Rise Up.
Look, it's also, like I said, I just wanted to complain about Magic the Gathering.
Oh, Magnus the Red in Magic the Gathering makes me want to...
This guy's just skimming the surface.
I prospered, well, it was justified.
You pull up on a guy with a $1,000 blue deck and you quit.
You just quit magic.
I mean, to be fair, Hal, you did an interview with a writer from the Thousand Suns who basically
said, oh yeah, they deserved it.
They deserved it.
Hell yeah.
Magnus deserved it.
Good man.
Magnus straight up.
I would throw, like if Magnus was injured on the side of the road, I would drive past
and I wouldn't look.
No, you'd put it in reverse and hit him.
Maybe, maybe it would.
Thousand Suns, I'd let, you know, I'd get him.
You shove as many as I can in the boot or in the car.
You wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, but you would after he had died just to rub
salt in the wound.
Well, for Magnus the Red, absolutely.
He destroyed that legend.
But not speaking about Zangor is my beloved or Zangor's on discs, Zangor enlightened.
Today is about our few picks of Xenos that is a little bit terrifying, slash makes you
wet the bed.
But Andy, you're going to start us off with something that's kind of, I mean, you just
got to go to it.
Explain what you've chosen.
So I didn't have one of hurt my voice and two I'm also a bit useless.
So I've only picked one.
I want to talk about the Watchers in the Dark because you may be like, ah, the little goofy
Jawa's from, you know, like they look like the guys from Star Wars.
Oh, Tiki.
Wait, wait for it.
So basically the Watchers in the Dark are they hail from Caliban.
They're these little tiny dudes.
They're extremely powerful psychers and they usually carry the weapons of like high ranking
dark angels into battle.
They don't actively partake in battle and only defend themselves from attacks.
But to give you an idea of why I think they're allowed to be considered scary.
One time a horror of cinch or the horror of cinch, the changeling infiltrated the rock.
Now if you don't know, you don't know what a horror of cinches is like, like a, you've
got pink horrors, you've got blue horrors and they're like, they're not greater demons.
They're lesser demons.
But this is like the greatest of the lesser demons of cinch.
And he's a master of trickery and subterfuge.
He can transform into any conceivable being.
And one time he infiltrated the rock and I just want to read this quote from the book
where he did so says, where it stopped a shudder, a rare sensation ran down the changelings
borrowed spine, the shadow of an instinctive reaction born from its time wearing mortal
flesh, skin prickled in the servos and the illusion of its power armor word as its fists
clenched around it for the first time since it had ever since it had ever set motions.
Since it had ever set events in motion, fate buckled, there was something at the far end
of the cell corridor.
The change then could not so much see it as since the absence of the ether around it.
To the demons warp site, the thing was really an un thing, a black void without tangible
thoughts or emotions to define it.
The demon tried to look upon the un thing with Azrael's flesh eyes.
It was diminutive in size.
It's form hidden beneath the thick folds of a bone colored cloak, as though in imitation
of the lion's sons.
The shadows beneath its deep cow were utterly impenetrable as dark to mortal eyes as its
sole presence was to the changelings walk vision.
It did not move.
It did not have to.
The changeling found itself taking a step back, the demons flesh quivering.
Fear was something the changeling could not feel, only feed upon.
But the sight of the un thing watching him from the shadows caused the demon an indefinable
icy discomfort.
The changeling could not stay here.
It could go no further.
This part of the wider plan was unnecessary anyway, a mere addendum to the ritual that
would carry the demonic trickster away and drag the lions with it.
The changeling doubled back the way it had come, the cells untouched, fates we've morphed.
The future of a newborn, fresh entity, behind it the watcher in the dark remained silent
and unmoving.
It was still there unseen when back within the angelic cast as depths of the lion, the
wolf, the night and the angel.
So basically like this thing unnerved a demon and it's just a little guy.
It's a little guy and then there's a demon.
A pretty like high ranking demons like, uh, uh, run.
I don't like it.
And just to give you a bit of extra context, this guy, the changeling is a bit of a prankster.
He wants cut slournish's hair while it was asleep and it also put a nurgling on corn's
throne.
So when he sat on it went squish.
So he basically did like a demonic version of a whoopee cushion.
This guy's crazy.
Yeah.
This guy is like, I'm messing with the actual gods of chaos.
And he sees one of these things and he goes, Oh, I don't know about that.
I'm not going to risk it.
You should be worried about the watches in the dark.
Um, they do a lot of weird rituals.
Like a head color.
That's like, correct if I'm wrong, but the only thing to really make him feel that way
demons outside of that is like biggie.
The emperor.
I don't know, I'm going to get to leave it.
Yeah.
Um, and they're weird.
These guys are really weird.
They conduct strange archaic rituals behind the scenes.
They're always clad in these baggy monastic robes.
No one knows what they look like.
We don't know.
I know some people might say, Oh, they're not seeing us.
It was like, they might be zenos.
We don't know.
They could be zenos.
They could be demons.
They could be something else entirely.
They roam around the rock going through forbidden passages that the dark angels can't get through.
And whenever there are new, uh, initiatives inducted into the first, uh, into the, the
first, the, uh, the dark angels chapter, they're explicitly told, like, do not interfere
with the watches in the dark.
Do not impede their like journeys.
Do not mess with them.
Don't try to like peek under the hood.
Like don't do it.
And on more than one occasion, an arrogant scout has gone missing because he wasn't doing
what he was told and leaving them alone.
I don't know what happens to them.
I don't want to know because these guys, little freaks.
Um, no one knows where they're originating from.
Some speculate they're that grown servant of thralls or corporeal manifestations of like
the unforgiven chapters, guilt's made manifest.
They were first encountered by a librarian's a harryll during his beast quest in one of
the books.
And they were basically just like said to live in the hinterlands of the forest.
And, and they basically said like, Hey, hey, like go, go home, little angel.
You don't want to be around here.
This ain't your neck of the woods.
Um, and they, they were also regarded by the aura borer sentient artifact as the jailers
of caliban.
They are absolutely opposed to chaos.
So when Maria Astelan and Zaharyl helped Lutha to betray the lion, they specifically didn't
side with the fallen angels.
They sided with the acting Lord Scyther because they're like, no, we don't like chaos.
We hate chaos.
We are not chaos.
Don't get us wrong.
We might be warp creatures.
Who knows?
We're weird little freaks.
Um, they also retrieved the lion from his battle against Lutha where he got injured and they
healed him pretty quickly.
Like he wasn't injured for the whole 10,000 years he's been missing.
It was pretty easy, but they specifically kept him under lock and key for 10,000 years
because they knew they had to release him at the right moment for the end times, basically.
Uh, they're, they're completely immune to like weapons.
So you could shoot it with a balter.
Doesn't just doesn't hurt.
It doesn't do anything.
You can't use psychic powers on them.
They're practically immune to any forms of damage and, uh, they, they kept a primark
concealed for 10,000 years and they're little freaks and I love them and they're kind of
fun and they look like jowers.
That's my segment.
You know how like the lion does his forest walk stuff, like in the, in his most recent
book and when he awakens, he finds like immediately a watcher in the dark there.
I think it implies the fact that the watchers in the dark, they don't like Caliban is obviously
was in the real space.
And I always thought that maybe the real Caliban is like his own mirror dimension thing kind
of like how, you know, and I mean, this is like spoiler like territory, but like seizure
terror, they make like a, a weird reflective realm of like what, when the warp and real
animals and like basically terrorists smashed together, they make like the impossible city.
Um, there's a similar thing about, I think Caliban is some, it's his own thing.
And then when the lion walks, he basically emerges into that realm and then he's spirit
walks through where is, where the watchers probably truly exist.
Uh, Shane, they can't go on, um, theme park rise though.
Yeah.
Damn.
I love the, um, I love the animations dreaded dreaded on does where he's just like, oh,
the Imperial bureaucrats are coming to visit and they're just like, yeah, like, they sound
like Kenny from South Park a little bit and it's good.
I love you, Drid.
I love you.
We love them.
They are so, um, they whisper really creepily as well.
And don't they like in the audio book, when they talk to, um, Zahariel, who's obviously,
he's just a knight.
He's not even a space spring yet.
Um, but they're just like, we should kill the boy now.
There's like, it's kind of me.
What's that?
I just, the idea is that there's like a, like a chamber in, in like the back rooms of the,
of the rock and then the dark angels find it.
And there's just like a row of scouts who've been just left in like eternal torment on
like spikes or something.
Oh, we found where the scouts went for messing with the watchers and they're just like, please
kill me.
And then the watchers just walk around going, doot, doot, doot, doot, ignore them.
They're one of the few like really good mysteries in 40 K.
And it's like, you could use, they're just nothing about that.
They'll never explain like what the thing is with the watchers.
Um, not that they, I don't know if anyone else thinks here that they should, but just
like the tiniest snippets though, it's kind of like missing primarchs, isn't it?
They'll just, they'll give nothing.
And then every 10 years they be like, here's like, here's a sentence and everyone is like,
you know, talk about 10, where's my three hour video on?
Um, but they are pretty cool.
Uh, it's actually pretty good paid though.
I would say, um, I'm cool by the way in the chat is being diabolical.
Yeah.
I'm surprised.
Who's surprised there?
What else is new?
Do we want to do some doughnuts real quick?
Yeah, I think we do have a few donations.
Thank you.
Yeah.
We started off.
We started off with the Samuel Hyde rock thing.
Oh, Eli, I mean, that's, that's all you man.
Eli, are you circumcised as choppa squadron?
I don't know.
I feel like that I should keep that as a mystery, like the watches in the dark.
Does he have a little, no, he's a mystery.
Oh yeah.
All right.
Well, this one's me.
Shark born mirror 1074.
Shark born mirror.
No, there's an end there.
Shark born Maya.
We were saying it wrong the entire time.
Five CA.
Given the chance, Colin would go so deep into Marathi that whoever pulls them out would
be crowned king.
Oh my God.
Amen.
Shout out to the grandchildren listening to this in like the future.
And they have to hear that sentence.
Yeah.
Well, don't watch my videos.
Family of mine.
Please, please do actually.
I hope they enjoy this.
What am I?
My Marathi video the other like a month ago.
Oh no.
A little bit ago and I've still not.
That's an awkward meal at the end of the day.
I missed Tom Warren's one.
What was Tom Warren's?
Oh, yeah, back one.
Where's our brother Tom Warren?
Tom, we love you.
We do love you, Tom.
I saw it.
I can find it in the chat.
It's just filled with diabolical thing.
Okay, I got it.
Tom Warren for five bucks.
Warhammer knowledge is not necessarily accurate.
Warhammer knowledge.
I mean, it's kind of a mix bag.
Oh, Zenon.
Good to see you again, brother.
Happy Phoenix Lord Day.
Bring on you.
Yeah, but please.
That's another update.
Yeah, that's another guy we need updated is Ariel.
College.
Do you want to go?
Beeson from Sweden.
Think you're the 50 SCK little mift at Colin for the shot.
It's Searströming.
It's ours to rag on no one else's.
Well, everyone I've heard talk about it says you open the can up and in like a block radius,
you know, what's the donation like level for where we'd have to open that on stream?
Honestly, I do it for like five bucks.
No, you honestly, it reeks.
I believe it.
It is a biological hazard.
Happy cat for 275 Canadian GW update to the wrong L's.
I don't know if number one.
That's a crazy opinion, bro.
Bro, the item that they already have good models.
They are new.
They're good.
I like that.
They're already good.
Dude is absolutely jacked.
Appreciate it.
Give him his respect.
14 Canadian.
Wow.
I finally made it to a live stream.
I've caught up on almost every video.
So this is a nice first.
That is ridiculous.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Oh, Colin, Joe, Tessman.
Sure.
Raw 666 can't wait to hear your scary as Zeno.
Mine is the enslavers.
They're pretty.
Terry scary.
A non chaos species that lives in the warp with psychers that produce an anti-psychobuttle
mind control and possessed mortals.
And they're probably a tower theory.
I was, I might actually talk about tower theory.
Unfortunately, it's crazy that they're on this list.
I feel Kelly, please fix this.
You need to serve some kind of penance for what you've done.
Colin, the next one as well.
Sure.
Being with $5 playing Halo 3 and I got to the part in floodgate where the
Marine is ranting about the flood infecting his squad.
That was rough.
Yeah.
Going through it is a good way to describe that whole level.
I mean, there's a great scene in the original darkness game.
Have you ever played that one where it's like a nightmare?
It's like a nightmare version of World War one.
And there's a guy on a table and they're all like recount refighting again and
again through death.
And there's a guy of like no arms or legs on a stretcher and he's got no
eyes and he's just screaming like, Oh, this is like that.
He's like 18.
He's like, I can't feel my legs.
Oh, moving on.
Angry.
Thank you.
Two pounds.
Where do I share the space marine?
I'm painting.
We are making a discord.
Don't worry.
You can send it to me.
He's from Sweden.
Eli, I dare you.
All right, bro.
I don't know if I can get it at my local store, but you know, I can buy
some for next dream and you know, we can, you know what the trouble with that
is the distinction.
The distinction of the stinking fish.
Just like the, the tinned stinky sharks, stuff, whatever it is.
You mentioned the problem with that is like, if you eat it, that's bad enough.
But if you don't, then where do you put it?
Cause it's male.
Yeah.
You go on the outside.
I don't know if you guys have those around in the UK.
Barrier.
Big a hole in barrier.
You meant to open it underwater on you because of the smell.
We have one last donation.
I saw that.
I'm not sure if it's a new Caleb.
Oh yeah.
Absolutely.
Two more.
Holy cow.
Oh my God.
Well,
No, Z Nos is this is a, is a, is as cursed as this.
No, no, Z Nos is as cursed as this kind of.
Wow.
That took me two seconds.
Jesus Christ.
Anthony.
Thank you so much.
Jesus.
I could see you.
Again, having to catch you guys live in months.
I'm glad to be back.
I'm excited to see you guys live in the UK.
We've got a lot of people talking about the rack ghoul.
They're pretty.
I feel like we can't need to.
No, I've already, I've already got them.
I've already got them.
Joe as well.
Five bucks.
Doesn't the changeling kill anyone he transforms transforms into by
touch.
At least he did that in the Ariaman books.
So how did asriel survive?
I think it was more,
he assumed his form pretending to get that's how he infiltrated,
but then the watcher went, ah, and then they,
then the watch just kind of goes that way.
I didn't know he instigated people.
Let's say massive.
Thank you to Anthony.
That's a huge.
Thank you to everybody.
We're trying to get to the law.
I swear.
We have two more.
If we want to do that.
The money caught five bucks, five bucks.
Go home earlier from work and a horror Z Nos podcast guys.
It was a little late for my birthday.
Happy belated birthday.
Caleb again for two bucks and give thank all control of a channel
on this.
Yeah.
Right.
I think we all do respect not a chance in hell.
Yeah.
Let's speed run how quickly we can get our discord taken down.
Yeah.
Any control we will get shut down immediately.
Colin,
we have Colin has chosen a selection of things that make him
want to bash his head against the wall and it's not terrible.
It's not bad law.
It's terrifying stuff.
Colin.
What?
I don't know.
All right.
It's a segue.
I'll take it.
So I, I, I wasn't sure what to get.
So I just kind of grabbed a whole bunch.
And I'll, I'll just, we'll do a little bit of each.
The first are probably my favorite.
The coral.
It's cube apostrophe.
Oh, I don't know how to pronounce that.
We're going with coral.
Coral.
They're, they're, they're, they're, they're another,
there's some, an insectoid kind of race.
And sure enough, they have a lot of stuff as like swarm stuff.
Like they call themselves the swarm hood.
You know,
and they're insectoid like, you know,
they're larvae and eggs and all, all that lovely gross bug stuff.
What's their, the reason they're terrifying, at least in, you know,
a kind of a grand overall kind of way is a two-fold.
One is that they have the largest non, you know,
empire that isn't the Imperium in the galaxy,
which is about five feet relatively speaking from Tara.
And this is a problem because their technology is really advanced.
For example, their ships are called chain ships.
And they're called that because they're into the,
I think the way like in a way that it's almost like every part of a
chain ship can also be its own ship.
Because if they're in trouble, right?
They just disconnect the chains and they're like, all right.
We're all just fleeing in a random direction.
And, pardon me, my head is hurting today.
Pardon me.
They, like their technology is very advanced.
For, like, for example, there was some, you know, pilgrims in an area that turns out was under coral control.
And then they got obliterated and one ship managed to get out and let everyone know that, hey,
they're there now.
We have problems.
But the Imperium being the Imperium is a bit busy fighting everyone ever.
And the Damocles crusade.
Shout out to shout out to, you know, against the towel produced what could be described as horrific losses.
And the coral are like 20 towel empires stacked together.
And the, some other horrifying stuff is they were capturing navigators and putting maggots in their brains to control them.
That's awesome.
Which good God, which sure enough, you know, security was increased to prevent the capture of any more navigators.
But why would you want to capture navigators?
Well, they don't have warp travel, which is the only thing keeping them isolated, except the Lord mentions that more and more some
Imperial officials are noticing that.
That looks like an Imperial design partially jammed into their ships.
That's concerning.
You know, the indication being they've got a navigator, they've got some Imperial tech, they're about to march out and, you know, they're called the swarm hood.
You know, they're insectoid.
There's a lot of coral when the coral decided it's time for war, like they're a proper swarm.
The big problem with all of this and any plot hooks that might be born of this is that all of this lowers over a decade old.
And when that region of space was less touched upon, it was just the necrons are working on building more pylons there.
No mention of the book people, which is a really shame because I want I want to like a bug army.
And no, I don't mean tyrannous or GW hates minor zenos factions.
Yeah.
So they're like, again, like 20 times the size of the towel and right by Tara, you would think, man, that's interesting.
What can we do that?
They could even just they could even have them be friends with the town and give us a unit for the town.
Like I was telling Andy and our little thing, the towel should be an Imperial agents army, not the towel alone, whatever.
I'm assuming you be style of army and not.
Yeah, yeah, like they should be a conglomerate army, not just towel and crew and then, you know, that's the funniest thing if they do that.
It's like towel and burial agents.
But that is that is that is the coral.
Just big scary insects and I would like to I'm seeing Carl.
Carl.
Carl reef.
This beams 20 years old.
Shout out to the Fortnite bridge.
Shout out to whatever region that accent is supposed to be from in America.
I don't know where he's meant to.
It's just an American.
George in practice.
It's the Rick Grimes accent.
Remember, he he's an English actor.
That's the weird thing.
English acts are always like leads for American shows like Charlie Hanham from the Sons of Anarchy and who's band of brothers even, you know,
what's his name?
He's Laurie.
No, the band of ours.
No, we're talking about House.
He's at House.
Oh, House.
Yeah.
Damien.
House, we need to cure the patient.
Did you try the medicine drug?
He fools use the medicine drug.
There's a key.
I can't keep that going.
There's a key in the key and peel stretch about the fact like this is the American director and there's like the British actor and the American actor.
And he's like, oh, so you want me to be like like pretending on from like the hood and all that stuff.
I was trying to get into my sort of thing. Yes. Yeah.
It's like your Merrill.
So like he they mentioned how like, you know, that all you have British actors doing the most.
They don't believe it when American actors do it.
But when the British are pretending to be American, they're like, that's way better.
For some reason.
We everywhere.
What's the next selection?
Colin, the next are the crude, the fraud.
The funky looking.
I don't even know what this thing looks like.
It also kind of looks like a bit of a bug, but not.
This is my my fuel. This one.
Space cave.
Yeah. Well, the olden days.
When, when things were cool and it was the 80s.
So I'm assuming there was a massive amount of cocaine and games workshops.
A massive amount of powder everywhere.
Yeah.
And the crude were just space scathing.
And that's, that's kind of it.
They didn't really even have a lot. I think it was just like one image.
And it was just very clearly, you know, a rat person holding a gun under like a ghillie suit.
But, you know, we've, we've, we've moved away from that.
You know, GW's moved away from the connections between the settings mostly.
Still a couple hanging around if you know where to look, but mostly.
So now the hood are born of the someone's nightmares who I really hope got therapy.
Because looking at this thing is kind of unpleasant.
Now, the audio just just the audio people there.
I don't know what I remember this crowd like it's like oily, like an oily, like rotten flesh.
It's start with, all right, remove a person's torso and replace it with legs that go up directly to their head and shoulders, make their arms like their fingers are like Dracula claws.
They're covered and it looks like like Kite almost, but also it's oily and sticky looking.
And there's like yet goo coming out of its shoulders.
It's got big, beady, big, beady black eyes.
It's.
Try saying that under time.
Yeah, it's, it looks disgusting and terrifying, which is funny, because they don't really ever attack.
At least, you know, outright, like, you know, the hood don't declare war, but they're still scary as hell.
Nowadays, the whatever the original homeworld was was a it was in a bit of space that the elder are like hey, a depth is mechanic is assholes.
Do not go that way, which you know they then ignored that and died.
So then it was like, All right, this is great crusade era though so you know we've got space and re legions to take care of this what do we do throw perterrabo at it because this is a miserable job and that's what was like.
Which he won.
Kind of, you know, perterrabo one.
Except, saying they took massive casualties is kind of pointless because it was an iron warriors campaign so massive casualties was part of the course basically yeah that was like just assumed from the start.
But, and if I remember correctly, he came out visibly aged.
And that's when you're near the crowd, they.
It's like an aura ability so when in like the 41st millennium that kind of well, we think is that they're burrowers isn't it they describe them as burrowers so they have like, when I'm tracing is in his in solemn nace in his museum, like sometimes what he had like an infestation problem once they started
to get into other parts, but when you're too close to them, you start to age and if you spend way too much time near them, you start to turn into dust literally like your, your body just ages into dust.
It's like entropy is being forced upon you.
So it was really like, the insurance companies hate this one trick to get your pension early.
But what makes them so terrifying like most of the time what people died to was old age around them within like a month.
Like that's like horrific.
Even if you fought them and one, you're basically going to die within like a year or like two, you know, you lost so much of your life.
Horrible.
Yeah, it's pretty horrifying.
They're kind of what I was like going with like they don't really declare war, but they're more or less considered, you know, vermin, like if a hood, a group of hood is usually described as an infestation like it's not even like this is you know, an enemy we have to fight.
This is like foul Zenos animal that we have to deal with.
And they kind of mostly like hang around and less popular areas is quite the right word before I was like to hide in like the damp and like dark.
Yeah, the universe.
But let's be there, you know, you might find some in an under high for since imperial ships are so big they have societies on them like hanging around near the engines where people don't go very often.
Yeah, like you can you could find them anywhere, but it's but it's probably you know somewhere dark dank and generally unpleasant.
But if sometimes the thing is they migrate.
Which means that just until they reach wherever they're going to next live.
It's just like a swarm of these horrible looking creatures that age everyone in their way to dust.
Which it's like it's less like, I think it's not even like this is a Zenos attack or anything. It's like a natural disaster.
That's a real way of putting it. Yeah.
You have to deal with this now, you know, it's like a hurricane kind of like you can you know you can build floodgates for hurricanes, you know flood walls and stuff.
But it's going to happen you have to deal with it however you can.
I think there's a there's a random side note. So I think I was the one the first people there's obviously that iconic artwork piece that I think you're describing Colin there's also I had to get a piece of art made for Baribas Dantil.
And I remember the stories of the iron warriors fighting the crud and I had to look it up. I remember thinking like I find it really weird because they're still based off the Skaven design in some parts.
They have like muskets as a lot of like yeah, they're weapons.
Yeah, it's so weird.
It's like they are if I like green energies and things it's terrifying. I think they also age you as well.
Like there's like a concentrated version of like their own my asthma in some way. It's horrific.
I guess there's three more things one is just as a this is like a mini barely a side note.
But the star phantom space marine chapters for their home world was destroyed by a road migration with the addendum that they are known to be one of the only chapters to have survived a road migration and any capacity.
So they're not going to declare war on you but when they roll through your neighborhood. It gets unpleasant.
The other thing.
Tell me if their religion sounds familiar.
They had they had you know a pantheon of gods and was the slo hi who were so ancient that they probably fought in the war in heaven.
The elves once had a giant civil war in the warp amongst themselves and conveniently around the same time that the slanash was born.
All of their gods and including their chief one qua were absorbed or shattered into a million pieces.
Well, wonder wonder wonder with God's that could those people are like offshoot elder. Do you think or they.
The other thing I was like, I've read somewhere they were like degenerate humans that their migrations might also not be through space but through time.
Oh, which incidentally, you know, you kill one doesn't really matter in that point in time instead sure past and future it's still kicking about, which also has the further effect of is a.
Are all those different who would like tribes different, or are they just the same one across time and space.
There's, you know, there are other things that affect time, like particularly with net cross stuff no sport. Yeah.
I always thought they were like a weird, like a disease like offshoot of the elder that they don't want to think about.
I think that's why I've invited a Thanksgiving country rose.
And you know, they're no longer ascendant for me poor guys just forgotten about my the chaos pantheon what the original chaos splurge was one day in the war on a fancy world.
Now they are.
You know, I'm not saying nothing came out. We have a few donations probably just to get through the next few years.
Yo, Joe, you're Joe, 20 bucks. Thank you guys so much.
You guys should read the Kakarodons astro books the Kakarodons maybe kind of edgy but they are cool.
Bale Shah and the Reaper prime or third company is my new favorite marine and the books give good law.
Andy, you can stop.
I've read them I want to get bail shark commissioned to give him some artworks he doesn't have any.
I'm looking into that so nice in time in time.
I'm going to get a Zenon for 60 euros and you like and he made me aware that Gav Thorpe is also writing the vote handbook.
Bro, it's on site with Gav Thorpe.
It is on.
That's the scariest Zeno store the scary Zeno store is what Gav Thorpe writes because it's so freaking bad.
It's perfectly terrible.
I was fired.
I'm going to get a Zeno store.
I love the Leviathans that sleep below Necromunda.
It doesn't explain what they are does it?
Something scary.
I like to think it's like the nameless things from Lord of the Rings.
You don't know anything about them.
You just know that they're spooky.
I think it's like the Imperial skull something like the crater of skulls and that where the the supposed like area where like no one returns even like Imperial fist.
It's just weird.
Been for five bucks.
Let's say hypothetically I broke into your home at night to assimilate you Jesus Christ.
Eli, do you want to read the next one?
Anthony Fackenthal for the 50.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Fred kill team next would be cool.
I'm a slut for the bendies.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
We have missed you.
That's crazy.
Oh, call it.
Sure thing.
Colin, how much do we have to pay for you to live stream shadow the horn rat?
I don't know where to find that.
It's on good old games, I think.
There was a deal where it was like a couple of quid.
I think it was like a couple of quid.
It's a deal.
Very recently.
Main event.
Virgil could see you again.
Ten euros.
I'll be honest.
I've made a ball joke every single time I've sent one of these, but I'm all out.
Maybe I'm just lacking inspiration.
But maybe you just see what you see.
Where will I find my muse?
There you are.
My news.
Thank you for the 10.
I'm sure I'll find it.
I'm a moff to the flame of Collins.
Oh,
I can't believe
Kaila Collins.
I'll read the book about
about Eli's people who
got a book finally.
Gav Thorpe at least
didn't make a bad beginning.
Threat are less
crimson, el dici.
Wow.
Thank you.
I'm sure he's going to
make him throw hands.
I don't know.
Yerjo,
five bucks.
In the Lord of Mars trilogy,
the Hrod actually kept a Xenos
machine race imprisoned.
I'm a planet using
space and time
to hold them there.
They don't have weird technology stuff.
They're
geniuses, but it's
not their priority.
They're unknowable.
That's kind of
the Eldar hybrid.
Eli, do you want to do the next ones?
Shark Boarmear, 1074,
the five Canadian dollars.
Corn himself cannot remove my hands
from C.S. Goddow's neck.
Pretty real.
I've only heard stories.
I don't think I've read any of his books, but I just
infamous. That's the word I would describe.
Anyone who mentions him.
He's also the other
where we drop in boys for
Anthony Fackinthal.
Oh,
the 50.
Yeah, we did.
I think we did.
Yes.
I was there for it.
A Hrod kill team.
That was a really good idea though.
Because
what main faction would
they be put alongside.
They're just a kill team. They can just, you know, when doubt is more space Marines, usually they do kill teams like they want to integrate them into main factions as well.
I have double up thing.
Most of the time.
I think Colin, you have some more for us as well. So there's, there's more things on offer that make you helping the people who are listening to this while they're sleeping. Hopefully it makes you sleepy.
I have two more. One, the Rat Goal. Here they are. As I was talking with Andy earlier, not to be confused with the Rat Goal from Star Wars.
Yes.
Which are also terrifying, but not in Warhammer.
I was in the original, we were down the Jedi. That was because I'm going to mess with my movies again.
You don't like his music?
Maybe just music.
I grew up watching the VHS copies of Star Wars. I love, you know, there's an original's are the best. I don't want Boba Fett being voiced by Tamara, what's his face? Jeremy Bullock was better. Anyway, are you telling me you're not the, you know, gas when that part comes up where it's like, oh, did it?
Dad, did it?
No, not me.
He just liked me for real.
I need to rewatch Star Wars just to get to that moment and then not finish the rest of it.
Oh, gosh, that's some scary zenos.
They, uh,
What's scarier, those weird, I, a lot more things in the George Lucas remasters had tits that did not
unnecessary.
What did he mean by this?
Exactly what I said.
Yeah, bro.
But
ret goal.
They're one of the many fun things in the Corona's expanse for, you know, rogue traders to deal with.
The name ret goal isn't even
their name. No one knows what their name is because their language is both completely incomprehensible and really just consists of screeching.
So God only knows.
But they're called ret goal, which is just the name of like a, like a children's monster. Like, you know, it's like, you know, if you don't eat your, you know, your
your corpse starts, the rat goals going to come and, you know, eat you or whatever. That's, that's the name that they're called of.
They're
the fruit are terrifying because of like their migration that we have time stuff the aging partially how they look. The
ret goal are terrifying because it is a massive Zeno's empire, assuming it isn't, you know, ret con to hell. Just just sitting on Tara's border just just waiting.
The ret goal are terrifying because in, you know, in the Corona's expanse, you know, collects the sector.
The subacons bit dim. So it's already a bit of a spooky area. And then what I can only what I think of as a lizard bug cyborg Adam smasher army of six limb, like, sent our like sent our lizard
things come screaming out of the void boards your ship and then brutally murders everyone on it.
They're, they're, they're, they're the different kind of terrifying like this is like scary in the way the predator is terrifying.
And they do what the Imperium does to other Zeno's which is just completely wipe them all out. Again, no one can really communicate with them. People have tried it ends in violence, usually on the starting part of the ret goal.
Nothing really is known about them aside from their casts. Like, and you know, some like places are known to be ret goal worlds, which are given, you know, the official imperial stamp of Dear God stay away from that place.
But they are spreading. Again, this is mostly, you know, collects the sector rogue trader kind of lore so they're not like, it's like a widespread like you know that's not orcs where you know you're halfway across the galaxy, you're going to find an orc wherever you look.
But in this lovely little area of space these nightmare predator things are all over the place. They're big into cybernetics, which you can usually tell how ranked a rat goal is based on how many bits they got jammed in them.
They're crude, but also they're real good at letting them kill things which is all they need to do. The crudeness of it doesn't matter if it's effective, which they're damn effective.
The ranks are carvers which is you know that's that's like your basic foot troop right there. They're a little bit smaller than some of the other ones but they still, they're still like the size of a space marine.
They get marauders, which are now we're we're really juicing up they've definitely got some cybernetics by this point for at least one probably a whole lot more.
They're especially blood thirsty broodmasters, which control the other rat goal abominations there.
They appear to be the leaders, but again, you don't really know. Because, again, trying to talk to them never goes anywhere and no one can understand their language.
Everything about that is like in canon theory techno shamans because.
Yeah, what if the predator was a wizard.
He just usually does about.
It's about as effective as murderous you would that would lead you to leave.
Mel Gibson is going to steal that as a movie title.
But they can also even like corrupt machine spirits. They're techno shamans. It's not just regular magic they can do.
Admech's not a fan either.
So, you know, sometimes ad mech will usually go out officially anyways that will you that's their glorious machines that's heresy nothing can screw with, you know, the knowledge of the ancients and then a rat goal walks up and ruins your stuff and rips you apart.
And then my favorite one the rat goal render, which is there like 10 feet tall.
And then there's a lot of trash here there is more cybernetic than meat left at this point. Jesus.
There's only a couple of them at a time. Like, there, these are some elite troops.
But they're the kind of thing that can pull over a space marine if they needed to.
So horrifying.
And my favorite fact about them is that they never opened doors, because it's quicker to just rip the door apart.
And then they're well defined by the word like hate. They just they will kill everybody on the ship.
They don't take prisoners. There's no concept of prisoners to them.
Like it's just death. It's just a reaping whirlwind of blade and death. And obviously they move because they are like multi limbed on they like they skitter.
Yeah, like they're skittering like a horrifying lizard. And again, they're super augmented. So they're real fast.
Yeah, they're faster. They're stronger. They're tougher. Again, they like even like the smaller ones the marauders are like the size of space marine or the carvers.
They're big.
And
What's the other side? You know the cyberpunk animation the.
Yeah, the enemy. It's runners. Yeah. Is it the first episode where they have like the one that's gone rogue, isn't it? And it's the guy who has all the augmentation cyber.
Yeah. Yeah, like that's what I think of them. Like they are.
The army of cyber psychos. Yeah. And it's just incredibly hard to put down it just is not like tyrannids. We're like tyrannids.
We're just trying to put you down as quickly as possible in a way like they will poison you or drown you out or like just you know they'll rip your head off where this thing is like I'm willing to blur through the meat of humanity because I just despise you, which is not fun to say out loud.
Jesus.
That goal invading your ship is like a smaller scale of Omni man flying through that plan blowing everything up behind them. They is a meat, meat blender.
And then chaos I'd say.
I wouldn't want to fight one of them.
No.
And my, my last super scary Zeno, the funny monkey that Joe.
Here's why they're scary look brief lore overview. They're orangutans invented by the old ones. They're super smart, but also not smart at all like they're not even sapien, but kind of like the orcs, they've just got an eight understanding of technology.
But like they just the stuff they build completely outstrips like Mechanicus the Imperium as a whole, Votan, Eldar, maybe even the Necrons who knows.
But they're also monkeys.
So you know you, you know you find one of them and say build me a really good las gun. And then you get like the banana peeler from SpongeBob.
And then you're like, what the hell. That's not a las gun.
And then he gives you another one. But the, the two reasons why they can suddenly become a bit scary in the sense of, what did that monkey just do is that one.
You just go around tinkering with stuff. It's part of why they're so hard to capture because you build a prison for them, and then they invent their way out of it.
Also, sometimes, you know you capture one you almost tame it as much as you can a Joe caro. It starts messing with your ship.
Who knows what it's upgrading because it doesn't know. It can't tell you because it's a monkey.
You get to find out next time you try and go to the war. Maybe it just increased efficiency of everything by a million percent.
Maybe you become banana.
They're like a race of Oppenheimers.
In a weird way.
They don't know whether they're going to invent something that could literally destroy planets or it's entirely useless. I mean, they're the ones that have the inquisitors or use the digital weapons.
Such a crime that they're not on the tabletop anymore. I'm getting to that. That's the other reason they're scary. Oh, but also in a in out of all places, the Warhammer Children's.
They're stronger than an ogre.
I just wouldn't want to be in a room with one.
I'm not sure what this is from. I just know that at one point, the codex gray Knights was codex monkey mash because you take inquisitor coates is your HQ.
And then you take nothing but Joe Carol.
I'm not sure what the actual book. Oh, those little those funny little digital weapons they have that are just small little rings. Well, it's a last cannon and a flamer and a multi melta all at once.
The order this is me like sharing the picture of the Joe Kara model from which decision is that this is fifth edition.
There's rules. It's a they're not very tough. Or I think, at least I don't think they are pretty sure their stats are pretty bad.
They don't wear on the D they I mean, it's just a monkey.
They have a five plus and vulnerable save. And then they have the inconceivable customization special rule D six on the following chart each time you're all I plus wonder the result for each to cure when the unit.
The honorable save everyone gets rending everyone treats their armor save as being one more than normal on a six plus you get to roll again.
Pretty pretty well consider the army of nothing but monkeys all holding last cannons multi melta and heavy flavors.
It's a different kind of terrifying is terrifying of that monkey has a what God.
And that that is my that is my talk on the lesser known.
I think we have more.
Because how do you have any more species.
I've got some yeah I've got a can before we do the donations can I mention one really quick one which will only take a minute.
So there's like a helper species for the towel called the gal.
It's essentially a bunch of like pulsating tentacles.
I think it's scary because it's a part of pulsating tentacles to quote lexicanium the gals are a race whose individuals resemble a massive tentacles with a bulbous head.
They are described as having six tentacle limbs instead of arms, no legs or head, but clusters of eye like organs that wave like grass in the breeze.
And also the drew carry drink their oily secretion for an in for an invigorating effect with occasional hallucinations.
That's scary truly missing opportunities to make models for these guys for the towel.
We do have a few donations before I take over the engineers Andy I did not get an engineer I got that.
Caleb conscious when's the sparking zero surprise stream Jesus wow we just made you say that's a nice word.
The next one early late to the stream but how do you keep the Lord going to set thing for the $2 thank you brother.
Thank you.
The best name.
This mighty shlong of sickness.
I'm going to put the bloody footage on on the remaster and it'll be stop your whinging.
Just look at me in the game play is either way surface okay.
I've been learning more about the elder and their past system after ask the crew if you could pick an elder path which one would you take the far seer seems like the least amount of danger because they want to protect you so bad.
I would take the fire dragons because they're trading starts and ends with you have a melt.
There's a there's a very funny old blog post I'm going to link that angry him on class for two pounds says what are the jokeros opinions on Harambe.
That's probably power the over the over.
What a retro reference.
Crimson glory for 50.
Just wanted to stop by and remind Colin that corn and his slaughter priests welcome him with open arms I assume that also discord where we are getting on it bros we are getting.
Oh yeah, some day.
Thank you so much.
Wow.
Amazing generous tonight.
Thank you so much.
Joseph Pollard gifted one more membership.
Thank you.
And it was good.
Yes.
And Anthony again he came a law crime member.
Thank you guys so much.
He was one of those as well.
When's the shot color stream from.
We need to be able to speak that things be going off the entire time.
Yes.
You guys are cool.
Now but it's my turn.
I have chosen.
I have chosen some good ones here.
The first one I have chosen.
I don't want you guys read the Eisenhorn trilogy or read the first one.
I've read the first two.
But I was like 10 years ago so I have to reread them because I forgot.
Well, we're starting off with some Eisenhorn ones I haven't been seen since probably what 2000.
2001.
But they're still pretty cool.
This is the so Ruthie and they are a notable minus in us race and these guys are pretty weird.
I mean as weird as go like Dan Abner always embraces like the strangest part of all of law.
So it'll be interesting to see anyone who could top some of this stuff he makes.
They are notable because they were encountered by inquisitive Gregor Eisenhorn on a planet called KCZ 1288.
Although it's not really a planet and I'll explain it in a bit.
Essentially this is a minor Zeno race that was fully corrupted by chaos.
This thing was like it just just the fact that they read it basically ruined like it corrupted their very DNA and they are completely tied to the warp itself now.
yelling at you how.
Oh no.
Yes, it was getting to very spoiling it I'm getting to the pocket.
What's cool about the necrotook though is, oh, he's now spoiling everyone.
Essentially any planet or space that they create is really wrong.
And I mean in the way in which when Eisenhorn is there in the novels, someone points out why does it the angles don't make sense like things are angles that shouldn't be possible.
For like obviously physics to apply correctly.
There's a moment in which he they go to a lake and the shore.
Basically the water is like rippling the wrong way.
It's like it's rippling out to war like it just it's everything seems completely off about any place in which they exist.
And when Eisenhorn first stares at one of these Sir Ruthie it immediately induces panic and this obviously this is an inquisitor who's like trained he's all those in us.
And he's trained for being able to fight aliens and this thing.
And it's only when one of his aides like says a joke or like a random phrase and he literally based like oh thank you know it brings it back to sanity for a second because he has to like laugh about it.
I had to go for the official description here but they are described as it's like an arachnid like all kind of crab like body.
But they have like everything is off about them they have five limbs and it's like their bodies described like a big like flat or even though the weird mobile game thing.
It's like a weird like bulbous shape and their bodies like gray and it's like a we're like a desaturated ugly color.
The head is just.
I don't even know how to describe it if they even really have a head it's kind of like a we're like bulging out shape and they have a very late rate they have like next there's like a very thick like strange like support to them and it's kind of like just in the
middle of their body like it's just like an eye kind of but we don't know if they don't actually have any eyes they have no eyes and they have no ears and they walk on stilts, which is really bizarre because I don't know what hell inspired it.
But essentially when they arrive for like their own like weird dimension space and they are meeting with humans in or the first time we see them they meet with humans to exchange a copy of the necrotuk to humans.
Well, how's the glow from the eyes non trilogy.
They're all walking in but again something's wrong with the way they walk because like things are in everything's out of order there's nothing like even or correct with them. And they can be up to like two meters tall.
And they weigh that I mean like if they land on someone they will immediately crush you they're pretty huge.
So, there's a strange bit like when they want to talk to the humans that speak with like human tongue but they like interlace their fingers and they make it resemble like a human head.
And that thing starts talking. So it's a really bizarre later on when like some of them get slaughtered.
Their blood is gray, like it's not like it's just straight up with everything about them just feel like dead and wrong.
They can like fire bolts of energy they are pretty deadly. And the strangest thing about them is like they were their corruption to chaos eventually they had like a small empire that existed like you know way before the great crusade.
And essentially everything died off because their corruption meant that they now perceive and they interact with the universe in four dimensions.
So most of the time that people who have seen the Siruthi they're actually sort of stepping out of the fourth dimension and they're coming into some three dimensional space.
Their home world was called 56 Ezar is described again as like you know, you know when he played the Dragonborn DLC from Elder Scrolls.
And you know, I mean the Dragonborn DLC.
Dragonborn DLC sorry and then you go into the apocrypha.
You kind of go into apocrypha which is like the, what's the Daedric Prince again who's Hermes Moor.
Hermes Moor is like realm and 56 Ezar is kind of described as that like a weird like, sort of, sort of overarch like green glow to it and like black oily stone in laser places or like even like gray slaty stuff.
And again like the angles of every room you're in just don't make sense it's like that room.
It's not like physics has died in this room so it's really wrong with it. And they had they had like a thriving like ancient culture they obviously had like written word in their own language.
But mostly it was just basically destroyed when Eisenhorn called exterminatus upon their home world and they were like, yeet and they actually left and they basically went to their own sort of dimensional space.
Yeah, the Empress children fought them as well. They were in that book. They killed a few of them because they were trying to steal their colleague.
They had a copy of the Necro Took, and then Eisenhorn destroyed it by cutting off an Empress children head. And the Empress children read the book.
I can't remember saying what the Marine was he actually read the book, and then he started frothing with like chaos power and then Eisenhorn chopped his head off and then his whole body was like for the frothing with like flame, and he just chucked the book into the flame he burned it.
So they went to 56 Ezar to go basically steal the Siruthi's version of the Necro Took, rather than the human translated one.
And then when they did that eventually the Empress children had to like they fought death watch and all like inquisitorial forces to the race for their Siruthi Necro Took and then quite a few of them died and but they still exist somewhere in the Warhammer law which hopefully you see them again.
The next one though is probably the most terrifying out of all of these. This is the slaw. I used to call this the slaw wrong but it's those things are terrifying.
The slaw is the most terrifying, probably minor venous faction in the entire Warhammer setting.
The reason is they are nicknamed the maggot men, the dream eaters and the carrion lords for a good reason. They are a hateful like they just hate everybody they are a hateful vicious race who they don't have a single redeeming thing they are humanoid in shape but they are essentially
a writhing mass of maggots that are covered in this like thick mucus liquid and some of them can be up to three meters tall it says specifically which is kind of terrifying because that thing can move fast and their desire is kind of like tyrannids in a way.
They desire but they don't want to, they eat the dead, that's why they call it the carrion lords. They love to consume all things dead like you know, we don't really eat things that are dead but they kill and they consume entire bodies but they have a particular love for consuming brains.
They like to get that straw out and slurp up that brain juice because it's kind of like space brains.
Yes they treat it more like a dead man.
They just forgets they have but they describe it more like a delicacy for them because they can have like that they feel like the victims like memories.
So they particularly seem to enjoy that.
They were as I went to very and has to eat a brain he's just like.
That's a chewi.
He really doesn't want to do it.
It's like a scene from a snake eater with the stick.
This is very much like mind flares and some I imagine this is probably like a very mind flare heavily inspired.
They are actually once enslaved by another minor zenos race we probably talked about which is the rang dan which is just an entire mystery of the great curisay which like one of the hardest battles the imperial ever faced was against this rang dan's zenos race but the rang dan weren't kind of the main enemy they actually kept
loads of other races like slave races to fight the imperial and one of them was the slaughter or it's a huge number of them.
But when the round and were defeated by a line old Johnson mostly and a conglomeration.
Well supposedly that's when the missing primarchs disappeared right after the battle but the slaughter essentially ran off and they have pretty much been a thorn in the imperial side for 10,000 years because they don't really roam in like full colonies they're kind of like scavengers but the way they
are scavengers they will attack a world and they will eat every single person on it. I mean they will like, like when a world is discovered by them they will spend their like decades at literally hunting down every single last thing that they could eat.
I mean everything that has like consciousness will be consumed so if anyone like comes across a world they've been on just feel like the world is like literally dead like people were here but it's like completely gone.
Weirdly enough though, not to you know they don't just like you know there's a rang turn they eat people.
Somewhat more than that they are masters of fusing technology with biological matters they make weird creations are better than what you know think of what the mechanical or the mechanic is worse like it's a human and you know, you know, technology like mix together this thing is they can
make stuff like way beyond what the mechanic is can do and they use it for only one singular purpose which is to create weapons so they often create like floating devices or like running little trailing like weird like they kind of like robot creatures in a way in a way and they are incredibly deadly.
Some of these can go toe to toe with space marine so the slaughter often use them as like they'll send these things in first and then they'll attack in like groups and they'll get right in there.
And finally off there is one example of when the slaughter were encountered which is to do with alpharius and Omegon which is Collins. That's right we got alpha. I love. I love. You'll see those you'll see those warhammer rumor engine pictures of the pale spear.
I was the pale spear in it. Yeah, cool. Or somehow we got back to our collision law so Colin is absolutely over the moon. Basically alpharius was trying to he essentially discovered.
Well, he discovered Omegon on a world that had been attacked by the slow and supposedly Omegon came from a world in which it was basically the remnants left of a slow attack is where he found his mysterious alpha Legion armor that they both share.
Alpha is like lands with a good group and as an elite quad like group to go and find Omegon and their technology that is the point in which it's like slow like predator well they have to slowly leave some of them behind because they're all getting picked off slowly one by one by the
slow to the point in which he fenty finds Omegon and they have like a weird you know it's like a Goku and Vegeta moment where they're like you know we have to work together now finally and they start fighting off the slow together.
They are so deadly to the point in which to prime marks obviously they are you know that shout to my short Kings, but alpharis and Omegon were struggling against them.
Like to prime marks were struggling against not that many of them but like just like a grouping of them because they move so quick and they're so deadly.
And again like they want to you know they will your family will be eaten basically like that's their whole thing.
Anything for health.
They don't want to kill you other factions like want to either conquer you or kill you these things want to eat you like so this is just hungry.
Yeah so they're just, they're kind of horrifying.
Yeah, is I, the way I described him I can't do it justice unfortunately I don't have the gift some of the writers do but they are generally like they put the fear in a lot of other, like you know other factions just because these things are horrific.
And the last one I have here is the mega rack nids.
So they want his red horse, the boys, spiders kind of like the rat go in a weird way I imagine they may be like an offshoot in some quite similar but the mega rack nids are probably what you exactly think they are they are a spider like race.
They were confined to the world that humans called murder.
Imagine that's going to go. But they will that was that was a nickname it had like a number name and then they went oh it's so bad we're just going to nickname it murder.
Murder.
But they were essentially imprisoned there by the civilization that were known as the Inter-X, which successfully got imperiumed after that.
They are essentially up to eight foot tall spiders scorpion like creatures, again kind of similar to the rat go if you were imagining earlier but these things are a little like they're a little bit more spider like.
They are also a wasp variant, which is fun. So everything you imagine in that you don't want in your house.
These things are basically that they are mostly from the way that they are described in Horrors Rise and they are mostly like instinct driven hunters.
But they have a slight fun life like fun fat for all the people who would encounter them on this necrophary.
They can grow metal like claws and these things are extremely deadly like like there's a famous part in the book in which Lucius God bless his hateful soul.
He, he like he just picks one up. He holds off one of their like claws and just just holding it cuts his ceramite gauntlet.
That's how like incredibly sharp and deadly they are. And eventually goes on to use it as a sword because why not?
Thank you Lucius and Sotar.
They should have punched him in the face then.
Yeah, these things can punch through ceramite like like his butter. Honestly, you can't, I can't believe it's not ceramite.
Like these things are truly like this is nothing to them. Again, they move fast. They move a swarm like spider or any kind of a racking like they move in like great hordes and then burrow underground as well.
There's a strange instinct thing about them in which their bodies show that they possibly are a example of what was like biological manipulation.
They wouldn't have originally been like this to the ability to like to grow their like the metal like claws from their own body and other parts of them.
So not like the rat gall they don't like they're not augmented but these things are like something about them is like someone's someone's been messing with the genes and it hasn't been a fabulous part.
Yeah, it's been like a bit like the larynx or they're more like chaos.
Yeah, these ones are weird spindly ones are like, oh, they're weird. Let's dissect them and fabulous.
I would, I would think it's either I had two theories which was either it was simply they were at one point space faring.
And so they like they learn to do it to themselves over time and then eventually got imprisoned by the InterX.
Because obviously they were literally too deadly to exist anywhere outside of one world, or they were simply maybe like another experimental creature of another race, perhaps something other, you know, something else designed them,
maybe an offshoot or something else.
The thing is about the the mega rack needs unlike the the raggle who like these things like essentially is a blurring chain like blowing chains or like through your ship or wherever wherever they find you.
The mega rack needs.
They don't like to do it that quick man. They, you know, they like to wine and dine, and then they will grab you. They will bring you to these stone like trees and they will spike you on branches while you're still alive.
And then you're thinking, why would they do that? Are they just being these they cruel? No, no, no, turns out, you know, this is fast and furious.
We family up in here. They, they do this to feed.
So essentially you are taken to trees, kind of like, you know, you're impaled, and then you are eaten alive. Everyone has seen rambos at Rambo for something with the pigs.
But that I hate that.
It's like, I saw that way too young.
So I do possibly believe this is maybe inspired by anyone has seen things from Hyperion Cantos or the Shrike or the actual bird, like the Shrike bird in which they, I don't know where the Shrike bird lives, but it basically gathers prey and then it impales it on thorns.
And then that's how it then it feeds off of them at the end. And then this the from Hyperion Cantos, which is another franchise.
And there's a monster called the Shrike that literally does the same thing where like it grabs victims. It's like, it's like an immortal creature that stalk, like he hunts people and then it basically pierces them on trees while they're still living.
And you cannot escape. Yeah, horrible.
Basically, finishing off the Blood Angels Lunar Walls and Empress Children would encounter them.
Obviously, very, you know, porous rising very kind of end of the Great Crusade, Great Crusade, obviously one of the first books in the Horus heresy.
And I mean, the Space Marines just didn't have a good time. It did not go well.
They like, I mean, the Blood Angels that went there first just died. I mean, god damn, Eidolon just got loads of his men killed.
It's a nightmare, basically. And they pretty much, the fact that they torture people basically, they don't let you go. They just like you to be, you know, it's a slow death for these ones.
They like huddle them around big tree like structures and they're going, oh god, it's the Blood Angels.
What's happening to them? Nothing good. Get them out of there.
Yeah, not a good way to go. Certainly, if you found them, you know, what's scarier, the thing killing you or the thing taking you back alive.
So hopefully people have enjoyed that. Do we have any more, maybe a few more donations?
We've got five more donations. First from Joseph Pollard. Just listen to the new Kendrick album.
Shit was fire, but maybe think about what music do people in 40K listen to? All sorts of like metal, like blues, like rock, like...
In the universe. People in the universe.
I'm going to people who like 40K. Now in the universe, I guess it's just Himmels.
Yeah, it's probably like anything. Like it's, there's a whole galaxy of people. I'm sure you can find...
I mean, yeah, that Necromund is probably a lot of punk.
Yeah, I mean, it could be anything.
There's like metal bands and cover bands.
There's like those jazz bars as well.
We've got some ACG.
It'd be good.
Probably nothing like too hard rock because they'll be like, oh, it's, you know, it's like the 50s.
Like, oh no, rock and roll. They worship Satan.
You guys want to take the next one?
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I got to do this one. Yeah, it looks like it.
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I was thinking the same thing. Thank you very much.
Sacrifices were made.
Worth it. So worth it.
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maybe God we can't say that stuff and
thank you for this you brother brother I can't even speak God glad I caught the
stream boys much love and get that thank you good to have you thank you very
much we do have some well I think Eli's probably chosen some ones that we all it
wouldn't be a big surprise but you know I want you chosen to okay I have like I
have a big list of what I will only talk about one or two yeah my my mind is
you know lore is not great and these guys already talked about everything I
know so there is the layer the layer from the great crusade the fish people
you know slaughter from Dota 2 they're just that there are but there are a
lot of different classes in their system but they're very good at genetic
modifications they modify them yeah they modify all their species to do their
jobs the best like worker classes are stronger and it's kind of like the
Tau cast system but they use genetic modifications that have just been born
like that so their warriors have a bunch of arms and stuff and I mean there's
really they really don't have much more than that if I'm being honest they
sign lost what's the visit they're the weird one why is there a pleasure cost
like well I mean there's like there's no next war against yeah they're
corrupted by slanish there's you know it's corrupted by slanish which is pretty
nice and they've you know that's where fulgrim finds the layer blade that
causes the entire fall of the emperor's children and everyone else who visits
this layer temple is corrupted by slanish immediately they don't even get a
chance to not be corrupted or to like fight it it's just you just screwed so
I know a wonderful writing there I guess but that's the layer it inspires
Fabius by all to genetically modify the emperor's children which gives idle on
the screaming stuff pretty nice that was a there they were a big part of the
emperor's children fall so I guess that's a little scary it's Fabius's fault
that I'd lawn basically becomes Sindel for Mortal Kombat also I think thank
well said I don't want is my favorite character which is crazy how could you
why would you do this to me that's not that's the least shocking thing he's
ever said honestly yeah he likes to comment saying that bargaret Oberon
kills the andrick he comments that on my videos so thank you thank well not true
by the way anyways for my scary things I basically just have necron lore what a
surprise talk about jeans that are cults as well but I was talking about
necrons so everyone knows what the flayed ones are they're the cursed
necrons with this mysterious virus that they have no idea how it works how it
infects you how like anything seemingly sometimes it can be it can infect
people through touch other times it doesn't but it can affect necrons in
different ways depending on how sentient you are really some necrons just
wake up and they're already afflicted and with this flare virus and the flare
virus makes you crave flesh it makes you want to eat flesh and drink blood and
have a flesh and blood body again but you can't they can they stuff their
mouths full of this well they don't even have mouths they stuff meat into their
faces and into their like the things that separate them into that grills yeah
but I'm gonna put me to my grill it's it makes these necrons constantly hungry
for something they can never eat and never have so the hunger never really
goes away and it's just a horrific existence they have their own little
pocket dimension the ghost wins they can appear wherever and whenever they want
to other necrons absolutely hate these guys but for the higher sentience
necrons turning into a flayed one can be a very slow the terrifying process
whereas just these flashes of panic and agony trying to do regular bodily
functions but not being able to so trying to breathe and even like simple
things like blink or let it out of sight or like crack your knuckles and they
can't do anything in it just kind of all piles on top of each other until they go
crazy and just panicking go insane isn't isn't there like a bit where there's
like oh I haven't breathed in a while wait I don't have lungs wait yeah I can't
breathe but I need to breathe a lot of a lot of times that's how it starts and
then it just kind of goes from there in one of the books though there's you can
kind of see like a real-time transformation and the witch guard the
which guard that transform into the flayed one kind of just like falls out of
his casket and doesn't move and then he opens his mouth and starts screaming
static and these spikes come out of him and his limbs turn go turn into long
bladed things and like a tomb spider slams into him and then it freaks out
and blurtz and turns red and stuff and they kill him but this the entire tomb
world of calarentia is afflicted by the flare verse and when the cryptic is
afflicted she she says the words of land ago which is the crew the catan who
they killed killing the catan release the flare virus basically but land ago
or his words he speaks through the catan or the sorry the flayed ones which I
didn't know before he says to those who have turned their faces away to those
who are faithless and wretched in their jealousies to those who have denied us
to those who have denied me I will wreak vengeance I will wrench your souls
and break your bones I will cast hunger through your accursed existence down the
eons you will not forget I will grant you this gift from love turned aside and
make you like me break you in my image as you have broken me I shall cast the
fear of myself into you and all of your kind I am land ago or I am the hunger I
am the flare and from this moment you shall be too pretty cool pretty cool
yeah and they I mean I guess they're called flayed ones as well because one
flare fires but also they like to flay skin that's their favorite pastimes
they will take your face off and wear it's because they so desperately want
to have flesh and blood so they'll take your skin and they'll drape it all over
themselves there and whenever they're invited to like buffet parties go oh
what's that where'd you get that it's like oh this I got this from Kadia and
speaking of flesh and blood necrons and old lore there are these things called
pariahs they're technically not reckons they're just not really talked about
anymore but they used to take human beings specifically human blanks
potentially other zenos blanks but I don't think it was ever really said they
take human blanks and they stuff them into necro dermis they only really go
through half of the process of turning into a necron so the price will have
organs and meet inside of them inside of all their necro dermis but there are
these they're the only really sentient thinking necrons back in the day because
it's basically seras's fault because I'm sure there's a whole thing we're like
there are some speculation that maybe the necrons put the pariah gene in the
genetic code of the humans to do this in the future yeah but I know the whole
thing was like oh they don't they don't do the pariahs anymore because it was
silent king was like hey seras could you like try and find a way to give us human
bodies and he's like oh maybe we could use these monkey people the humans okay
and then he's like ah this is not very efficient it's not great pariah nexus
yeah I'll do the pariah nexus and that's now that kind of new strategy of how can
we get human-like bodies flesh and bone pariahs were fun I liked Thomas
Mcabe he was kind of fun no more pariahs. Oh yeah don't have crash. But speaking of
seras he works on this planet called Zantragora which is another thing it's
the blood vats of Zantragora where all these cryptics work together to do what
you were just talking about to find a new body for the necrons and it's not
really sure if they're going to find new bodies and create them if they're going
to inhabit a certain species with their own consciousness or if they're gonna
clone things but this is an entire tomb world of just people experiencing on
mostly living biology experiments so it's just constant agony and torture
through these weird arcane methods of research but they can keep them alive
because of the necrons and they have very nice technology and lastly just going
really zipping through these things this is the the other affliction that the
necrons have which is the destroyer curse and this is also a mystery they
don't really know where it came from how it works but it seems to be more like a
issue with the I don't know what you say coding almost of the necron
consciousness and that runs psyche sometimes you'll just wake up with this
often is usually you just wake up with this but you can also be afflicted I
guess and turn into a destroyer but it's these necrons who are obsessed with
destroying all life in the galaxy which includes things like trees and plants and
germs and bacteria and fish and animals it's not just like enemy human beings or
enemies in general it's every single living thing on the planet and they
absolutely hate them they are completely nihilistic in everything and they're
obsessed with only efficiency they don't care they don't find joy or pleasure in
killing all these things they don't really care they but it's what they need
to do it's what they're driven to do because they're obsessed with it it's
like they have OCD but their OCD is to kill every living thing in the room so
it's like a germaphobe but with everything and these guys are just jerks
some of them are just crazy but the destroyer lords are the best ones
because they're fully sentient and aware and they're generally like super
geniuses on how to commit genocide the best way possible so they'll like
manipulate atmospheres and do all these biology and physics
experiments to cause natural disasters and stuff to best eradicate the most
things possible and cause the most like global warming possible to destroy
everything on the planet kill all the bacteria yeah destroyers are pretty
cool I think the the betrayal of them in infinite divide was quite good because
when Trayson's like when Trayson the infinite says man that guy is crazy
he's like I might have to deal with them later because they go too hard
yeah that was pretty cool they most necklaces don't like them I hate them on
tabletop as well they are they can be horrifically charged
that is a few selects again there are like loads of other minus enos races we
won't go into all we can't go into all of them because some of them are like
either have like a sentin a sentence or they're kind of their demons or
anything like two warp related of these obviously the Surythi my example they
are still aliens but they're not really very fight for chaos they're just like
so they're just ruined but we will cover some other things like you know with you
missing primal swaps you ran down we'll come up for that we do have a question
was that previous question of the week as well I think we had a do have mine
yes we do have the previous question of the week three it was it was hashtag
allegiance no who's who's the alpha legion really on what side are they on
and we got sly pig 200 hashtag allegiance the alpha legion is on the
left side but we don't know if it's our left or on their left Jesus ace shot
you you seven yx they fight on the right side they fight on the side of Atari
during the console wars I was not expecting an Atari console reference
when I went to the big shout to Anthony who gave a lot on this string thank you
so much he's just heading off thank you thank you so much and thank all
immediately giving the last message of I'm gooning to continue on Colin sorry
and then the last one from rarest Pepe 3815 oh here we go this is a paragraph
the alpha legion are clearly loyal mostly they are also the original
Primaris Marines larger and better in every way clearly the sons of the twins
I think you got on one of Alpha Legionaries but that's fine no he's
right he's that's warwick and if I had a deliverance lost that's how they are
big win big win for the if that doesn't convince you the end of the death
reveals there's a whole legion worth of alpha Marines frozen under the Imperial
Palace to the maths people were not done oh and girly man obviously alpharius in
the eyes that's right yes the fight happened but it wasn't the smurf that
walked away unfortunately Alfie didn't use sufficient protection with fulgurum
and spent 10k years on ice himself knowing him it was all part of the plan
you know if they if they just like whole hog it and one day go yeah the emperor
is actually alpharius I think I would loop around and I just I become the
alpha legion or one day it's like it is I Kato's the chorus but I am actually I
alpharius omega oh no I don't know if I'd be mentally impressed I'd ever be
mentally impressed or disappointed if Dan Avanade suddenly goes you know that
whole King and Yellow stuff by the way it wasn't Valdo was actually alphar I'll
be like I don't know if that was big brain or I'm like no it would be like
huh just fully commit make everyone alpharius come on thank you Colin thank
you guys so much for your previous responses we do have another question of
the week I believe yeah I think we what we settle on with was a hashtag scary
actually scary and I think it was if you were bringing in any kind of faction
or like aliens or other stuff into the warhammer verse obviously most of the
franchise thing a little like you know oh what if one of 40 K was in Star Wars
but you know what was what something you could bring into the warhammer
universe and like that's actually terrifying again you can put the wrong
answer if you want on purpose you know what if I put in the Disney corporation
right in the middle of terror how it goes Ronald McDonald into the 40 K
setting oh that'd be vicious I mean there's rocks burgers they probably got a
mascot equivalent yeah the reapers as well from Mass Effect I would have thought
we could all them what's the one from Dead Space it's there the
necromos yeah endless space gravers gravers and the space
that's hashtag scary though so everything obviously make it make it sound
terrifying make it sound funny we appreciate you all that thank you
I would drop Michael Myers in the middle of the siege of terror roving
problem I would say I think I drop Colin Farrell's penguin just the
random just the randled at the moment now just so he can like let's make it
has to make a hit series within ten you know ten episode series but it's also
the siege of terror ran in the background no no context needed without
being said though everyone thank you so much for listening in for watching we
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necrons want meat more than brett's wants horses of plutonians I see
oh thank you said for the five dollars just realized the new as a man model has
a transformer's face going on with his mouth even better perfect I love
transformers he'll call and they visit all his food is elf simply more alpha or
horse molester excuse me to see like alpha legion or plutonium or I think
is always I dislike the alpha legion less than I dislike
the 10 so what are you guys doing a minor Xenos species quiz also thought of
doing a podcast running RPG game similar to black pants legions the
magistrate of mud mud nests that would be fun yeah at this point we're gonna get
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this role those two stream but every like don't encourage him every time every
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necro dermis into Wolverine skeletons kind of kind of happens in what's the
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liquify that he kind of did that but it wasn't lovely without being said they
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