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Hello everybody, it's Law Crimes!

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Hello everybody, how's it going?

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Oh well me and you Andy we had a bit of a dying a little bit I think. Andy's worse.

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But Law Crimes is here, we're ready to inject some... I'm not gonna say it.

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No, I'm not gonna give them that one.

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No, no, no, no, it's not gonna get us demonetised.

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Oh it would have. It's gonna get some Law.

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You know what, at least three out of four of us have bad hairlines,

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but all four of us have fantastic Warhammer knowledge and...

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Oh.

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Great, great.

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No one look at what I said the Thousand Sons Army rule was in my last...

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Did you get it wrong?

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Did you get it wrong?

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We can pretend that yeah we all can do that.

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Just a small intro.

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He's reporting patrol.

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Yeah, a small intro to what they were talking about.

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We've already roast Colin about a big mistake he made in a previous video,

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which I'm very happy I will immediately be angry at him

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because I've got some hate prepared for that.

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They were talking about specifically minor Xenos or Xenos that are particularly spooky

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and scary ones that very much either leave us with a haunted impression

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or something that is generally...

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I would say also interesting.

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This is not by just a preface, just minor Xenos.

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There'll be a few other things from the bigger factions of Xenos,

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but it's ones that we find generally terrifying.

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If they do appear in the stories, we are basically going to shrumzy ourselves.

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Before we get into that, because I'm sure we'll get plenty of comments.

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Colin, how are you feeling with the new Eldar releases from today?

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I'm feeling fantastic.

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The models all look wonderful.

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There was a slight disagreement on the validity of the Phoenix Lord of the Orp spiders with

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Eli.

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But the model still goes hard, which is great.

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The last five years, honestly.

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It's beautiful.

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Now we just need...

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Coranderous.

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Yeah, Coranderous needs to be updated.

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At least the Scorpions themselves are new.

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Just Coranderous needs his time in the sun.

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It's a good day for Colin's releases.

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They showed what they're putting in the Old World for the Empire.

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There's the Eldar.

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It's a good day.

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Do you think it's crazy that the same modeler would have done Koteas and that model as well?

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Like it's just...

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I doubt it.

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They executed that guy and grabbed some of the Phoenix and the Aegis Sigma to just make

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the model bigger and not made out of resin, which is all we wanted.

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Am I right in thinking that the models are kind of just an updated version of the old

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model?

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They haven't diverted much from the original.

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That's what they are.

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That's all we want.

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It's all we need.

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That's a good thing.

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Just give us the same thing.

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That's when you even got the same pose pretty much, I think.

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I have to double check.

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Before we get to the lore, can you guys think of a model that has...

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It was better than its previous addition or previous iteration?

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That's the word.

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Lazarus?

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Lazarus is quite nice.

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I like the use of it.

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I don't know.

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It's very generic space marine, so it's hard to get it wrong.

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I mean, he like...

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Okay, well, I'll tell him.

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He like a sniff primaris from a Milo.

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Yeah, that's right.

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I think the Warp spiders have been a pleasing upgrade.

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I love old models.

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I will admit the Warp spiders are very nice though.

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The Warp spiders needed those.

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That kit needed to go to bed.

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Also Avatar of Cain.

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Actually, they just cook with the Eldar models.

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They just do so good with the Eldar.

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Everyone else just...

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I have to say, all the updated Eldar models are what I wanted.

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We're good.

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We cooked.

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I think they've traded good lore for good rules and good models for the past like 20

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But whenever we get new Eldar stuff, they're always cooking and the rules are always good.

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There is at the beginning of every addition, there is the wonderful phase where the Eldar

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are completely broken and then they get nerfed to still be the best faction in the game.

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Illumina or Ceres?

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Cereis.

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Cereis.

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Krieg as well.

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All that good stuff.

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Before we do jump into the things that make us stay up at night, we do have to...

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There's one thing that made me stay up at night, which was Colin making...

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Oh, makes us stay up at night.

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What do they mean by this?

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It's too attractive.

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Colin?

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No, remember, Hal has a partner.

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They call us all gross.

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No, no, that was because we're all in a pyjamas, so you know, he wasn't ready to be on camera.

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Colin?

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Yes?

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I want an army rule for Thousand Sons, because Colin recently made a video on Thousand Sons.

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I had a goof where I was reading what I thought was the Thousand Sons army rule and it was their

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boarding patrol army rule, which is technically their army rule, but also not, you know, the

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one you use in actual 40K.

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To be fair, the only thing is...

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The only bit you missed then was the Kabbalistic rituals, and then there was something which

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my friends are probably called equally disgusting, which is Doombolt, which I think if you roll

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a z6, it does d3 plus 6, like mortal wounds.

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It just deletes.

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I mean, that's horrible, but that's horrible, the sense of like, damn, that makes them look

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good.

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I can't talk about that.

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Yeah, also the one in the combat patrol, which is the Info Master, is perhaps one of

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the strongest units in the game as well.

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So it's actually, like, 9th edition, that was not a good deal.

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10th edition is good deal.

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They had to balance out the Zangors.

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They might get sticky though.

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They might get sticky.

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Zangor, Patrius, Rise Up.

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Look, it's also, like I said, I just wanted to complain about Magic the Gathering.

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Oh, Magnus the Red in Magic the Gathering makes me want to...

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This guy's just skimming the surface.

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I prospered, well, it was justified.

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You pull up on a guy with a $1,000 blue deck and you quit.

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You just quit magic.

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I mean, to be fair, Hal, you did an interview with a writer from the Thousand Suns who basically

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said, oh yeah, they deserved it.

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They deserved it.

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Hell yeah.

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Magnus deserved it.

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Good man.

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Magnus straight up.

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I would throw, like if Magnus was injured on the side of the road, I would drive past

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and I wouldn't look.

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No, you'd put it in reverse and hit him.

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Maybe, maybe it would.

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Thousand Suns, I'd let, you know, I'd get him.

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You shove as many as I can in the boot or in the car.

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You wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, but you would after he had died just to rub

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salt in the wound.

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Well, for Magnus the Red, absolutely.

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He destroyed that legend.

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But not speaking about Zangor is my beloved or Zangor's on discs, Zangor enlightened.

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Today is about our few picks of Xenos that is a little bit terrifying, slash makes you

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wet the bed.

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But Andy, you're going to start us off with something that's kind of, I mean, you just

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got to go to it.

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Explain what you've chosen.

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So I didn't have one of hurt my voice and two I'm also a bit useless.

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So I've only picked one.

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I want to talk about the Watchers in the Dark because you may be like, ah, the little goofy

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Jawa's from, you know, like they look like the guys from Star Wars.

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Oh, Tiki.

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Wait, wait for it.

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So basically the Watchers in the Dark are they hail from Caliban.

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They're these little tiny dudes.

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They're extremely powerful psychers and they usually carry the weapons of like high ranking

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dark angels into battle.

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They don't actively partake in battle and only defend themselves from attacks.

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But to give you an idea of why I think they're allowed to be considered scary.

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One time a horror of cinch or the horror of cinch, the changeling infiltrated the rock.

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Now if you don't know, you don't know what a horror of cinches is like, like a, you've

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got pink horrors, you've got blue horrors and they're like, they're not greater demons.

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They're lesser demons.

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But this is like the greatest of the lesser demons of cinch.

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And he's a master of trickery and subterfuge.

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He can transform into any conceivable being.

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And one time he infiltrated the rock and I just want to read this quote from the book

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where he did so says, where it stopped a shudder, a rare sensation ran down the changelings

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borrowed spine, the shadow of an instinctive reaction born from its time wearing mortal

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flesh, skin prickled in the servos and the illusion of its power armor word as its fists

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clenched around it for the first time since it had ever since it had ever set motions.

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Since it had ever set events in motion, fate buckled, there was something at the far end

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of the cell corridor.

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The change then could not so much see it as since the absence of the ether around it.

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To the demons warp site, the thing was really an un thing, a black void without tangible

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thoughts or emotions to define it.

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The demon tried to look upon the un thing with Azrael's flesh eyes.

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It was diminutive in size.

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It's form hidden beneath the thick folds of a bone colored cloak, as though in imitation

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of the lion's sons.

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The shadows beneath its deep cow were utterly impenetrable as dark to mortal eyes as its

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sole presence was to the changelings walk vision.

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It did not move.

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It did not have to.

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The changeling found itself taking a step back, the demons flesh quivering.

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Fear was something the changeling could not feel, only feed upon.

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But the sight of the un thing watching him from the shadows caused the demon an indefinable

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icy discomfort.

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The changeling could not stay here.

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It could go no further.

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This part of the wider plan was unnecessary anyway, a mere addendum to the ritual that

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would carry the demonic trickster away and drag the lions with it.

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The changeling doubled back the way it had come, the cells untouched, fates we've morphed.

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The future of a newborn, fresh entity, behind it the watcher in the dark remained silent

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and unmoving.

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It was still there unseen when back within the angelic cast as depths of the lion, the

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wolf, the night and the angel.

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So basically like this thing unnerved a demon and it's just a little guy.

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It's a little guy and then there's a demon.

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A pretty like high ranking demons like, uh, uh, run.

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I don't like it.

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And just to give you a bit of extra context, this guy, the changeling is a bit of a prankster.

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He wants cut slournish's hair while it was asleep and it also put a nurgling on corn's

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throne.

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So when he sat on it went squish.

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So he basically did like a demonic version of a whoopee cushion.

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This guy's crazy.

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Yeah.

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This guy is like, I'm messing with the actual gods of chaos.

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And he sees one of these things and he goes, Oh, I don't know about that.

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I'm not going to risk it.

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You should be worried about the watches in the dark.

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Um, they do a lot of weird rituals.

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Like a head color.

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That's like, correct if I'm wrong, but the only thing to really make him feel that way

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demons outside of that is like biggie.

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The emperor.

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I don't know, I'm going to get to leave it.

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Um, and they're weird.

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These guys are really weird.

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They conduct strange archaic rituals behind the scenes.

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They're always clad in these baggy monastic robes.

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No one knows what they look like.

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We don't know.

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I know some people might say, Oh, they're not seeing us.

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It was like, they might be zenos.

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We don't know.

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They could be zenos.

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They could be demons.

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They could be something else entirely.

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They roam around the rock going through forbidden passages that the dark angels can't get through.

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And whenever there are new, uh, initiatives inducted into the first, uh, into the, the

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first, the, uh, the dark angels chapter, they're explicitly told, like, do not interfere

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with the watches in the dark.

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Do not impede their like journeys.

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Do not mess with them.

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Don't try to like peek under the hood.

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Like don't do it.

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And on more than one occasion, an arrogant scout has gone missing because he wasn't doing

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what he was told and leaving them alone.

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I don't know what happens to them.

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I don't want to know because these guys, little freaks.

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Um, no one knows where they're originating from.

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Some speculate they're that grown servant of thralls or corporeal manifestations of like

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the unforgiven chapters, guilt's made manifest.

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They were first encountered by a librarian's a harryll during his beast quest in one of

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the books.

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And they were basically just like said to live in the hinterlands of the forest.

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And, and they basically said like, Hey, hey, like go, go home, little angel.

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You don't want to be around here.

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This ain't your neck of the woods.

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Um, and they, they were also regarded by the aura borer sentient artifact as the jailers

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of caliban.

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They are absolutely opposed to chaos.

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So when Maria Astelan and Zaharyl helped Lutha to betray the lion, they specifically didn't

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side with the fallen angels.

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They sided with the acting Lord Scyther because they're like, no, we don't like chaos.

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We hate chaos.

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We are not chaos.

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Don't get us wrong.

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We might be warp creatures.

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Who knows?

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We're weird little freaks.

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Um, they also retrieved the lion from his battle against Lutha where he got injured and they

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healed him pretty quickly.

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Like he wasn't injured for the whole 10,000 years he's been missing.

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It was pretty easy, but they specifically kept him under lock and key for 10,000 years

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because they knew they had to release him at the right moment for the end times, basically.

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Uh, they're, they're completely immune to like weapons.

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So you could shoot it with a balter.

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Doesn't just doesn't hurt.

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It doesn't do anything.

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You can't use psychic powers on them.

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They're practically immune to any forms of damage and, uh, they, they kept a primark

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concealed for 10,000 years and they're little freaks and I love them and they're kind of

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fun and they look like jowers.

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That's my segment.

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You know how like the lion does his forest walk stuff, like in the, in his most recent

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book and when he awakens, he finds like immediately a watcher in the dark there.

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I think it implies the fact that the watchers in the dark, they don't like Caliban is obviously

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was in the real space.

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And I always thought that maybe the real Caliban is like his own mirror dimension thing kind

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of like how, you know, and I mean, this is like spoiler like territory, but like seizure

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terror, they make like a, a weird reflective realm of like what, when the warp and real

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animals and like basically terrorists smashed together, they make like the impossible city.

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Um, there's a similar thing about, I think Caliban is some, it's his own thing.

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And then when the lion walks, he basically emerges into that realm and then he's spirit

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walks through where is, where the watchers probably truly exist.

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Uh, Shane, they can't go on, um, theme park rise though.

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Yeah.

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Damn.

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I love the, um, I love the animations dreaded dreaded on does where he's just like, oh,

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the Imperial bureaucrats are coming to visit and they're just like, yeah, like, they sound

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like Kenny from South Park a little bit and it's good.

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I love you, Drid.

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I love you.

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We love them.

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They are so, um, they whisper really creepily as well.

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And don't they like in the audio book, when they talk to, um, Zahariel, who's obviously,

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he's just a knight.

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He's not even a space spring yet.

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Um, but they're just like, we should kill the boy now.

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There's like, it's kind of me.

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What's that?

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I just, the idea is that there's like a, like a chamber in, in like the back rooms of the,

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of the rock and then the dark angels find it.

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And there's just like a row of scouts who've been just left in like eternal torment on

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like spikes or something.

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Oh, we found where the scouts went for messing with the watchers and they're just like, please

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kill me.

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And then the watchers just walk around going, doot, doot, doot, doot, ignore them.

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They're one of the few like really good mysteries in 40 K.

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And it's like, you could use, they're just nothing about that.

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They'll never explain like what the thing is with the watchers.

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Um, not that they, I don't know if anyone else thinks here that they should, but just

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like the tiniest snippets though, it's kind of like missing primarchs, isn't it?

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They'll just, they'll give nothing.

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And then every 10 years they be like, here's like, here's a sentence and everyone is like,

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you know, talk about 10, where's my three hour video on?

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Um, but they are pretty cool.

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Uh, it's actually pretty good paid though.

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I would say, um, I'm cool by the way in the chat is being diabolical.

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Yeah.

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I'm surprised.

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Who's surprised there?

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What else is new?

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Do we want to do some doughnuts real quick?

341
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Yeah, I think we do have a few donations.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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We started off.

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We started off with the Samuel Hyde rock thing.

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Oh, Eli, I mean, that's, that's all you man.

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Eli, are you circumcised as choppa squadron?

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I don't know.

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I feel like that I should keep that as a mystery, like the watches in the dark.

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Does he have a little, no, he's a mystery.

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Oh yeah.

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All right.

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Well, this one's me.

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Shark born mirror 1074.

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Shark born mirror.

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No, there's an end there.

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Shark born Maya.

358
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We were saying it wrong the entire time.

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Five CA.

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Given the chance, Colin would go so deep into Marathi that whoever pulls them out would

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be crowned king.

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Oh my God.

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Amen.

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Shout out to the grandchildren listening to this in like the future.

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And they have to hear that sentence.

366
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Yeah.

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Well, don't watch my videos.

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Family of mine.

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Please, please do actually.

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I hope they enjoy this.

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What am I?

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My Marathi video the other like a month ago.

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Oh no.

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A little bit ago and I've still not.

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That's an awkward meal at the end of the day.

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I missed Tom Warren's one.

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What was Tom Warren's?

378
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Oh, yeah, back one.

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Where's our brother Tom Warren?

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Tom, we love you.

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We do love you, Tom.

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I saw it.

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I can find it in the chat.

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It's just filled with diabolical thing.

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Okay, I got it.

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Tom Warren for five bucks.

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Tom Warren for five bucks.

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Warhammer knowledge is not necessarily accurate.

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Warhammer knowledge.

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I mean, it's kind of a mix bag.

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Oh, Zenon.

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Good to see you again, brother.

393
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Happy Phoenix Lord Day.

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Bring on you.

395
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Yeah, but please.

396
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That's another update.

397
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Yeah, that's another guy we need updated is Ariel.

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College.

399
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Do you want to go?

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Beeson from Sweden.

401
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Think you're the 50 SCK little mift at Colin for the shot.

402
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It's Searströming.

403
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It's ours to rag on no one else's.

404
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:44,240
Well, everyone I've heard talk about it says you open the can up and in like a block radius,

405
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you know, what's the donation like level for where we'd have to open that on stream?

406
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Honestly, I do it for like five bucks.

407
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No, you honestly, it reeks.

408
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I believe it.

409
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It is a biological hazard.

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Happy cat for 275 Canadian GW update to the wrong L's.

411
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I don't know if number one.

412
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That's a crazy opinion, bro.

413
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Bro, the item that they already have good models.

414
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They are new.

415
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They're good.

416
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I like that.

417
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They're already good.

418
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Dude is absolutely jacked.

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Appreciate it.

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Give him his respect.

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14 Canadian.

422
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,240
Wow.

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I finally made it to a live stream.

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I've caught up on almost every video.

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So this is a nice first.

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That is ridiculous.

427
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Oh, thank you.

428
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Thank you so much.

429
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Oh, Colin, Joe, Tessman.

430
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Sure.

431
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Raw 666 can't wait to hear your scary as Zeno.

432
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Mine is the enslavers.

433
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They're pretty.

434
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They're pretty.

435
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Terry scary.

436
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A non chaos species that lives in the warp with psychers that produce an anti-psychobuttle

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mind control and possessed mortals.

438
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And they're probably a tower theory.

439
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I was, I might actually talk about tower theory.

440
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,240
Unfortunately, it's crazy that they're on this list.

441
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I feel Kelly, please fix this.

442
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:05,240
You need to serve some kind of penance for what you've done.

443
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Colin, the next one as well.

444
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Sure.

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Being with $5 playing Halo 3 and I got to the part in floodgate where the

446
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Marine is ranting about the flood infecting his squad.

447
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That was rough.

448
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Yeah.

449
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Yeah.

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Going through it is a good way to describe that whole level.

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I mean, there's a great scene in the original darkness game.

452
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Have you ever played that one where it's like a nightmare?

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It's like a nightmare version of World War one.

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And there's a guy on a table and they're all like recount refighting again and

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again through death.

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And there's a guy of like no arms or legs on a stretcher and he's got no

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eyes and he's just screaming like, Oh, this is like that.

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He's like 18.

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He's like, I can't feel my legs.

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Oh, moving on.

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Angry.

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Thank you.

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Two pounds.

464
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Where do I share the space marine?

465
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I'm painting.

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We are making a discord.

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Don't worry.

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You can send it to me.

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He's from Sweden.

470
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Eli, I dare you.

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All right, bro.

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I don't know if I can get it at my local store, but you know, I can buy

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some for next dream and you know, we can, you know what the trouble with that

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is the distinction.

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The distinction of the stinking fish.

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Just like the, the tinned stinky sharks, stuff, whatever it is.

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You mentioned the problem with that is like, if you eat it, that's bad enough.

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But if you don't, then where do you put it?

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Cause it's male.

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Yeah.

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You go on the outside.

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I don't know if you guys have those around in the UK.

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Barrier.

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Big a hole in barrier.

485
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You meant to open it underwater on you because of the smell.

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We have one last donation.

487
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I saw that.

488
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I'm not sure if it's a new Caleb.

489
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Oh yeah.

490
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Absolutely.

491
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Two more.

492
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Holy cow.

493
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Oh my God.

494
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Well,

495
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No, Z Nos is this is a, is a, is as cursed as this.

496
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No, no, Z Nos is as cursed as this kind of.

497
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Wow.

498
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That took me two seconds.

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Jesus Christ.

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Anthony.

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Thank you so much.

502
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Jesus.

503
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I could see you.

504
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,240
Again, having to catch you guys live in months.

505
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,240
I'm glad to be back.

506
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,240
I'm excited to see you guys live in the UK.

507
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,240
We've got a lot of people talking about the rack ghoul.

508
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,240
They're pretty.

509
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,240
I feel like we can't need to.

510
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,240
No, I've already, I've already got them.

511
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,240
I've already got them.

512
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,240
Joe as well.

513
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,240
Five bucks.

514
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:27,240
Doesn't the changeling kill anyone he transforms transforms into by

515
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,240
touch.

516
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,240
At least he did that in the Ariaman books.

517
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,240
So how did asriel survive?

518
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,240
I think it was more,

519
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,240
he assumed his form pretending to get that's how he infiltrated,

520
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,240
but then the watcher went, ah, and then they,

521
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,240
then the watch just kind of goes that way.

522
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,240
I didn't know he instigated people.

523
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240
Let's say massive.

524
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,240
Thank you to Anthony.

525
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,240
That's a huge.

526
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,240
Thank you to everybody.

527
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:50,240
We're trying to get to the law.

528
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,240
I swear.

529
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,240
We have two more.

530
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,240
If we want to do that.

531
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,240
The money caught five bucks, five bucks.

532
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,240
Go home earlier from work and a horror Z Nos podcast guys.

533
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,240
It was a little late for my birthday.

534
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,240
Happy belated birthday.

535
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,240
Caleb again for two bucks and give thank all control of a channel

536
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,240
on this.

537
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,240
Yeah.

538
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,240
Right.

539
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,240
I think we all do respect not a chance in hell.

540
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,240
Yeah.

541
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,240
Let's speed run how quickly we can get our discord taken down.

542
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:19,240
Yeah.

543
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:24,240
Any control we will get shut down immediately.

544
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,240
Colin,

545
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,240
Colin,

546
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:30,240
we have Colin has chosen a selection of things that make him

547
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,240
want to bash his head against the wall and it's not terrible.

548
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,240
It's not bad law.

549
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,240
It's terrifying stuff.

550
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,240
Colin.

551
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,240
What?

552
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,240
I don't know.

553
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,240
All right.

554
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,240
It's a segue.

555
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,240
I'll take it.

556
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:49,240
So I, I, I wasn't sure what to get.

557
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,240
So I just kind of grabbed a whole bunch.

558
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,240
And I'll, I'll just, we'll do a little bit of each.

559
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,240
The first are probably my favorite.

560
00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,240
The coral.

561
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,240
It's cube apostrophe.

562
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Oh, I don't know how to pronounce that.

563
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,240
We're going with coral.

564
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,240
Coral.

565
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:11,240
They're, they're, they're, they're, they're another,

566
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,240
there's some, an insectoid kind of race.

567
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:19,240
And sure enough, they have a lot of stuff as like swarm stuff.

568
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,240
Like they call themselves the swarm hood.

569
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,240
You know,

570
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,240
and they're insectoid like, you know,

571
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:31,240
they're larvae and eggs and all, all that lovely gross bug stuff.

572
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:35,240
What's their, the reason they're terrifying, at least in, you know,

573
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:40,240
a kind of a grand overall kind of way is a two-fold.

574
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,240
One is that they have the largest non, you know,

575
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,240
empire that isn't the Imperium in the galaxy,

576
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:51,240
which is about five feet relatively speaking from Tara.

577
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:56,240
And this is a problem because their technology is really advanced.

578
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,240
For example, their ships are called chain ships.

579
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,240
And they're called that because they're into the,

580
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:07,240
I think the way like in a way that it's almost like every part of a

581
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,240
chain ship can also be its own ship.

582
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,240
Because if they're in trouble, right?

583
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,240
They just disconnect the chains and they're like, all right.

584
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,240
We're all just fleeing in a random direction.

585
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:26,240
And, pardon me, my head is hurting today.

586
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,240
Pardon me.

587
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,240
They, like their technology is very advanced.

588
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:38,240
For, like, for example, there was some, you know, pilgrims in an area that turns out was under coral control.

589
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:44,240
And then they got obliterated and one ship managed to get out and let everyone know that, hey,

590
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,240
they're there now.

591
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:49,240
We have problems.

592
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:55,240
But the Imperium being the Imperium is a bit busy fighting everyone ever.

593
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:59,240
And the Damocles crusade.

594
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:07,240
Shout out to shout out to, you know, against the towel produced what could be described as horrific losses.

595
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:14,240
And the coral are like 20 towel empires stacked together.

596
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:25,240
And the, some other horrifying stuff is they were capturing navigators and putting maggots in their brains to control them.

597
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,240
That's awesome.

598
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:32,240
Which good God, which sure enough, you know, security was increased to prevent the capture of any more navigators.

599
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,240
But why would you want to capture navigators?

600
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:43,240
Well, they don't have warp travel, which is the only thing keeping them isolated, except the Lord mentions that more and more some

601
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,240
Imperial officials are noticing that.

602
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:51,240
That looks like an Imperial design partially jammed into their ships.

603
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,240
That's concerning.

604
00:27:53,240 --> 00:28:03,240
You know, the indication being they've got a navigator, they've got some Imperial tech, they're about to march out and, you know, they're called the swarm hood.

605
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,240
You know, they're insectoid.

606
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:11,240
There's a lot of coral when the coral decided it's time for war, like they're a proper swarm.

607
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:19,240
The big problem with all of this and any plot hooks that might be born of this is that all of this lowers over a decade old.

608
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:26,240
And when that region of space was less touched upon, it was just the necrons are working on building more pylons there.

609
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:32,240
No mention of the book people, which is a really shame because I want I want to like a bug army.

610
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:37,240
And no, I don't mean tyrannous or GW hates minor zenos factions.

611
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,240
Yeah.

612
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:45,240
So they're like, again, like 20 times the size of the towel and right by Tara, you would think, man, that's interesting.

613
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,240
What can we do that?

614
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:50,240
They could even just they could even have them be friends with the town and give us a unit for the town.

615
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:57,240
Like I was telling Andy and our little thing, the towel should be an Imperial agents army, not the towel alone, whatever.

616
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,240
I'm assuming you be style of army and not.

617
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:07,240
Yeah, yeah, like they should be a conglomerate army, not just towel and crew and then, you know, that's the funniest thing if they do that.

618
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:12,240
It's like towel and burial agents.

619
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,240
But that is that is that is the coral.

620
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:22,240
Just big scary insects and I would like to I'm seeing Carl.

621
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,240
Carl.

622
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,240
Carl reef.

623
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,240
This beams 20 years old.

624
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,240
Shout out to the Fortnite bridge.

625
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:36,240
Shout out to whatever region that accent is supposed to be from in America.

626
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,240
I don't know where he's meant to.

627
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,240
It's just an American.

628
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,240
George in practice.

629
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,240
It's the Rick Grimes accent.

630
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:50,240
Remember, he he's an English actor.

631
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,240
That's the weird thing.

632
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:59,240
English acts are always like leads for American shows like Charlie Hanham from the Sons of Anarchy and who's band of brothers even, you know,

633
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,240
what's his name?

634
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,240
He's Laurie.

635
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,240
No, the band of ours.

636
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,240
No, we're talking about House.

637
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,240
He's at House.

638
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,240
Oh, House.

639
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,240
Yeah.

640
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,240
Yeah.

641
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,240
Damien.

642
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,240
House, we need to cure the patient.

643
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:17,240
Did you try the medicine drug?

644
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,240
He fools use the medicine drug.

645
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,240
There's a key.

646
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,240
I can't keep that going.

647
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:31,240
There's a key in the key and peel stretch about the fact like this is the American director and there's like the British actor and the American actor.

648
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:36,240
And he's like, oh, so you want me to be like like pretending on from like the hood and all that stuff.

649
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,240
I was trying to get into my sort of thing. Yes. Yeah.

650
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,240
It's like your Merrill.

651
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,240
So like he they mentioned how like, you know, that all you have British actors doing the most.

652
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,240
They don't believe it when American actors do it.

653
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:51,240
But when the British are pretending to be American, they're like, that's way better.

654
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,240
For some reason.

655
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,240
We everywhere.

656
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,240
What's the next selection?

657
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,240
Colin, the next are the crude, the fraud.

658
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,240
The funky looking.

659
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,240
I don't even know what this thing looks like.

660
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:08,240
It also kind of looks like a bit of a bug, but not.

661
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,240
This is my my fuel. This one.

662
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,240
Space cave.

663
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,240
Yeah. Well, the olden days.

664
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:19,240
When, when things were cool and it was the 80s.

665
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:24,240
So I'm assuming there was a massive amount of cocaine and games workshops.

666
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,240
A massive amount of powder everywhere.

667
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,240
Yeah.

668
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,240
And the crude were just space scathing.

669
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,240
And that's, that's kind of it.

670
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,240
They didn't really even have a lot. I think it was just like one image.

671
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:44,240
And it was just very clearly, you know, a rat person holding a gun under like a ghillie suit.

672
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,240
But, you know, we've, we've, we've moved away from that.

673
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,240
You know, GW's moved away from the connections between the settings mostly.

674
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,240
Still a couple hanging around if you know where to look, but mostly.

675
00:31:54,240 --> 00:32:02,240
So now the hood are born of the someone's nightmares who I really hope got therapy.

676
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,240
Because looking at this thing is kind of unpleasant.

677
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:12,240
Now, the audio just just the audio people there.

678
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:18,240
I don't know what I remember this crowd like it's like oily, like an oily, like rotten flesh.

679
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:34,240
It's start with, all right, remove a person's torso and replace it with legs that go up directly to their head and shoulders, make their arms like their fingers are like Dracula claws.

680
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:41,240
They're covered and it looks like like Kite almost, but also it's oily and sticky looking.

681
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:46,240
And there's like yet goo coming out of its shoulders.

682
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:52,240
It's got big, beady, big, beady black eyes.

683
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,240
It's.

684
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,240
Try saying that under time.

685
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:05,240
Yeah, it's, it looks disgusting and terrifying, which is funny, because they don't really ever attack.

686
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:13,240
At least, you know, outright, like, you know, the hood don't declare war, but they're still scary as hell.

687
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:24,240
Nowadays, the whatever the original homeworld was was a it was in a bit of space that the elder are like hey, a depth is mechanic is assholes.

688
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:32,240
Do not go that way, which you know they then ignored that and died.

689
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:48,240
So then it was like, All right, this is great crusade era though so you know we've got space and re legions to take care of this what do we do throw perterrabo at it because this is a miserable job and that's what was like.

690
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:53,240
Which he won.

691
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:58,240
Kind of, you know, perterrabo one.

692
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:17,240
Except, saying they took massive casualties is kind of pointless because it was an iron warriors campaign so massive casualties was part of the course basically yeah that was like just assumed from the start.

693
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:24,240
But, and if I remember correctly, he came out visibly aged.

694
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:28,240
And that's when you're near the crowd, they.

695
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:47,240
It's like an aura ability so when in like the 41st millennium that kind of well, we think is that they're burrowers isn't it they describe them as burrowers so they have like, when I'm tracing is in his in solemn nace in his museum, like sometimes what he had like an infestation problem once they started

696
00:34:47,240 --> 00:35:01,240
to get into other parts, but when you're too close to them, you start to age and if you spend way too much time near them, you start to turn into dust literally like your, your body just ages into dust.

697
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:05,240
It's like entropy is being forced upon you.

698
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:11,240
So it was really like, the insurance companies hate this one trick to get your pension early.

699
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:20,240
But what makes them so terrifying like most of the time what people died to was old age around them within like a month.

700
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,240
Like that's like horrific.

701
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:29,240
Even if you fought them and one, you're basically going to die within like a year or like two, you know, you lost so much of your life.

702
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,240
Horrible.

703
00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,240
Yeah, it's pretty horrifying.

704
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:51,240
They're kind of what I was like going with like they don't really declare war, but they're more or less considered, you know, vermin, like if a hood, a group of hood is usually described as an infestation like it's not even like this is you know, an enemy we have to fight.

705
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:56,240
This is like foul Zenos animal that we have to deal with.

706
00:35:56,240 --> 00:36:12,240
And they kind of mostly like hang around and less popular areas is quite the right word before I was like to hide in like the damp and like dark.

707
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,240
Yeah, the universe.

708
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:27,240
But let's be there, you know, you might find some in an under high for since imperial ships are so big they have societies on them like hanging around near the engines where people don't go very often.

709
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:36,240
Yeah, like you can you could find them anywhere, but it's but it's probably you know somewhere dark dank and generally unpleasant.

710
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:40,240
But if sometimes the thing is they migrate.

711
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:46,240
Which means that just until they reach wherever they're going to next live.

712
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:55,240
It's just like a swarm of these horrible looking creatures that age everyone in their way to dust.

713
00:36:55,240 --> 00:37:03,240
Which it's like it's less like, I think it's not even like this is a Zenos attack or anything. It's like a natural disaster.

714
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,240
That's a real way of putting it. Yeah.

715
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:14,240
You have to deal with this now, you know, it's like a hurricane kind of like you can you know you can build floodgates for hurricanes, you know flood walls and stuff.

716
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:18,240
But it's going to happen you have to deal with it however you can.

717
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:39,240
I think there's a there's a random side note. So I think I was the one the first people there's obviously that iconic artwork piece that I think you're describing Colin there's also I had to get a piece of art made for Baribas Dantil.

718
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:49,240
And I remember the stories of the iron warriors fighting the crud and I had to look it up. I remember thinking like I find it really weird because they're still based off the Skaven design in some parts.

719
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:53,240
They have like muskets as a lot of like yeah, they're weapons.

720
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:56,240
Yeah, it's so weird.

721
00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:02,240
It's like they are if I like green energies and things it's terrifying. I think they also age you as well.

722
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:08,240
Like there's like a concentrated version of like their own my asthma in some way. It's horrific.

723
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:15,240
I guess there's three more things one is just as a this is like a mini barely a side note.

724
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:31,240
But the star phantom space marine chapters for their home world was destroyed by a road migration with the addendum that they are known to be one of the only chapters to have survived a road migration and any capacity.

725
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:38,240
So they're not going to declare war on you but when they roll through your neighborhood. It gets unpleasant.

726
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,240
The other thing.

727
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,240
Tell me if their religion sounds familiar.

728
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:54,240
They had they had you know a pantheon of gods and was the slo hi who were so ancient that they probably fought in the war in heaven.

729
00:38:54,240 --> 00:39:04,240
The elves once had a giant civil war in the warp amongst themselves and conveniently around the same time that the slanash was born.

730
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:11,240
All of their gods and including their chief one qua were absorbed or shattered into a million pieces.

731
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:17,240
Well, wonder wonder wonder with God's that could those people are like offshoot elder. Do you think or they.

732
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:31,240
The other thing I was like, I've read somewhere they were like degenerate humans that their migrations might also not be through space but through time.

733
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:46,240
Oh, which incidentally, you know, you kill one doesn't really matter in that point in time instead sure past and future it's still kicking about, which also has the further effect of is a.

734
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:56,240
Are all those different who would like tribes different, or are they just the same one across time and space.

735
00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:03,240
There's, you know, there are other things that affect time, like particularly with net cross stuff no sport. Yeah.

736
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:17,240
I always thought they were like a weird, like a disease like offshoot of the elder that they don't want to think about.

737
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:34,240
I think that's why I've invited a Thanksgiving country rose.

738
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:49,240
And you know, they're no longer ascendant for me poor guys just forgotten about my the chaos pantheon what the original chaos splurge was one day in the war on a fancy world.

739
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,240
Now they are.

740
00:40:50,240 --> 00:41:05,240
You know, I'm not saying nothing came out. We have a few donations probably just to get through the next few years.

741
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:09,240
Yo, Joe, you're Joe, 20 bucks. Thank you guys so much.

742
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:21,240
You guys should read the Kakarodons astro books the Kakarodons maybe kind of edgy but they are cool.

743
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:24,240
Bale Shah and the Reaper prime or third company is my new favorite marine and the books give good law.

744
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,240
Andy, you can stop.

745
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:31,240
I've read them I want to get bail shark commissioned to give him some artworks he doesn't have any.

746
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:36,240
I'm looking into that so nice in time in time.

747
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:43,240
I'm going to get a Zenon for 60 euros and you like and he made me aware that Gav Thorpe is also writing the vote handbook.

748
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,240
Bro, it's on site with Gav Thorpe.

749
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,240
It is on.

750
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:52,240
That's the scariest Zeno store the scary Zeno store is what Gav Thorpe writes because it's so freaking bad.

751
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,240
It's perfectly terrible.

752
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,240
I was fired.

753
00:41:56,240 --> 00:42:07,240
I'm going to get a Zeno store.

754
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:11,240
I love the Leviathans that sleep below Necromunda.

755
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,240
It doesn't explain what they are does it?

756
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,240
Something scary.

757
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:20,240
I like to think it's like the nameless things from Lord of the Rings.

758
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,240
You don't know anything about them.

759
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,240
You just know that they're spooky.

760
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:33,240
I think it's like the Imperial skull something like the crater of skulls and that where the the supposed like area where like no one returns even like Imperial fist.

761
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,240
It's just weird.

762
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,240
Been for five bucks.

763
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:46,240
Let's say hypothetically I broke into your home at night to assimilate you Jesus Christ.

764
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,240
Eli, do you want to read the next one?

765
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:51,240
Anthony Fackenthal for the 50.

766
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,240
Thank you very much.

767
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,240
Thank you.

768
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,240
Fred kill team next would be cool.

769
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,240
I'm a slut for the bendies.

770
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,240
Yes.

771
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,240
Thank you very much.

772
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,240
We have missed you.

773
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,240
That's crazy.

774
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,240
Oh, call it.

775
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,240
Sure thing.

776
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:15,240
Colin, how much do we have to pay for you to live stream shadow the horn rat?

777
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,240
I don't know where to find that.

778
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,240
It's on good old games, I think.

779
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:21,240
There was a deal where it was like a couple of quid.

780
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,240
I think it was like a couple of quid.

781
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:25,240
It's a deal.

782
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:27,240
Very recently.

783
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:29,240
Main event.

784
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,240
Virgil could see you again.

785
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:33,240
Ten euros.

786
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,240
I'll be honest.

787
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,240
I've made a ball joke every single time I've sent one of these, but I'm all out.

788
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,240
Maybe I'm just lacking inspiration.

789
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:41,240
But maybe you just see what you see.

790
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,240
Where will I find my muse?

791
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,240
There you are.

792
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,240
My news.

793
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,240
Thank you for the 10.

794
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,240
I'm sure I'll find it.

795
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,240
I'm a moff to the flame of Collins.

796
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,240
Oh,

797
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,240
I can't believe

798
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:59,240
Kaila Collins.

799
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:01,240
I'll read the book about

800
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:03,240
about Eli's people who

801
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,240
got a book finally.

802
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,240
Gav Thorpe at least

803
00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:09,240
didn't make a bad beginning.

804
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,240
Threat are less

805
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,240
crimson, el dici.

806
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,240
Wow.

807
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,240
Thank you.

808
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,240
I'm sure he's going to

809
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,240
make him throw hands.

810
00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,240
I don't know.

811
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,240
Yerjo,

812
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,240
five bucks.

813
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,240
In the Lord of Mars trilogy,

814
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,240
the Hrod actually kept a Xenos

815
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,240
machine race imprisoned.

816
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,240
I'm a planet using

817
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,240
space and time

818
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:39,240
to hold them there.

819
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:41,240
They don't have weird technology stuff.

820
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:43,240
They're

821
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,240
geniuses, but it's

822
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,240
not their priority.

823
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,240
They're unknowable.

824
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,240
That's kind of

825
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,240
the Eldar hybrid.

826
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,240
Eli, do you want to do the next ones?

827
00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:57,240
Shark Boarmear, 1074,

828
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:59,240
the five Canadian dollars.

829
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,240
Corn himself cannot remove my hands

830
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,240
from C.S. Goddow's neck.

831
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:05,240
Pretty real.

832
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,240
I've only heard stories.

833
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,240
I don't think I've read any of his books, but I just

834
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,240
infamous. That's the word I would describe.

835
00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:13,240
Anyone who mentions him.

836
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,240
He's also the other

837
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:17,240
where we drop in boys for

838
00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:19,240
Anthony Fackinthal.

839
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:21,240
Oh,

840
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:23,240
the 50.

841
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,240
Yeah, we did.

842
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,240
I think we did.

843
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,240
Yes.

844
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,240
I was there for it.

845
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:33,240
A Hrod kill team.

846
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,240
That was a really good idea though.

847
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,240
Because

848
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:39,240
what main faction would

849
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:41,240
they be put alongside.

850
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:50,240
They're just a kill team. They can just, you know, when doubt is more space Marines, usually they do kill teams like they want to integrate them into main factions as well.

851
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:52,240
I have double up thing.

852
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,240
Most of the time.

853
00:45:56,240 --> 00:46:05,240
I think Colin, you have some more for us as well. So there's, there's more things on offer that make you helping the people who are listening to this while they're sleeping. Hopefully it makes you sleepy.

854
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:15,240
I have two more. One, the Rat Goal. Here they are. As I was talking with Andy earlier, not to be confused with the Rat Goal from Star Wars.

855
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,240
Yes.

856
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,240
Which are also terrifying, but not in Warhammer.

857
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:35,240
I was in the original, we were down the Jedi. That was because I'm going to mess with my movies again.

858
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:37,240
You don't like his music?

859
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,240
Maybe just music.

860
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:56,240
I grew up watching the VHS copies of Star Wars. I love, you know, there's an original's are the best. I don't want Boba Fett being voiced by Tamara, what's his face? Jeremy Bullock was better. Anyway, are you telling me you're not the, you know, gas when that part comes up where it's like, oh, did it?

861
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,240
Dad, did it?

862
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,240
No, not me.

863
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,240
He just liked me for real.

864
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:09,240
I need to rewatch Star Wars just to get to that moment and then not finish the rest of it.

865
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,240
Oh, gosh, that's some scary zenos.

866
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,240
They, uh,

867
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:23,240
What's scarier, those weird, I, a lot more things in the George Lucas remasters had tits that did not

868
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:26,240
unnecessary.

869
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,240
What did he mean by this?

870
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,240
Exactly what I said.

871
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:33,240
Yeah, bro.

872
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,240
But

873
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,240
ret goal.

874
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:43,240
They're one of the many fun things in the Corona's expanse for, you know, rogue traders to deal with.

875
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:49,240
The name ret goal isn't even

876
00:47:49,240 --> 00:48:00,240
their name. No one knows what their name is because their language is both completely incomprehensible and really just consists of screeching.

877
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,240
So God only knows.

878
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:12,240
But they're called ret goal, which is just the name of like a, like a children's monster. Like, you know, it's like, you know, if you don't eat your, you know, your

879
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:23,240
your corpse starts, the rat goals going to come and, you know, eat you or whatever. That's, that's the name that they're called of.

880
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:27,240
They're

881
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:37,240
the fruit are terrifying because of like their migration that we have time stuff the aging partially how they look. The

882
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:49,240
ret goal are terrifying because it is a massive Zeno's empire, assuming it isn't, you know, ret con to hell. Just just sitting on Tara's border just just waiting.

883
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:55,240
The ret goal are terrifying because in, you know, in the Corona's expanse, you know, collects the sector.

884
00:48:55,240 --> 00:49:15,240
The subacons bit dim. So it's already a bit of a spooky area. And then what I can only what I think of as a lizard bug cyborg Adam smasher army of six limb, like, sent our like sent our lizard

885
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:22,240
things come screaming out of the void boards your ship and then brutally murders everyone on it.

886
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:39,240
They're, they're, they're, they're the different kind of terrifying like this is like scary in the way the predator is terrifying.

887
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:58,240
And they do what the Imperium does to other Zeno's which is just completely wipe them all out. Again, no one can really communicate with them. People have tried it ends in violence, usually on the starting part of the ret goal.

888
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:16,240
Nothing really is known about them aside from their casts. Like, and you know, some like places are known to be ret goal worlds, which are given, you know, the official imperial stamp of Dear God stay away from that place.

889
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:31,240
But they are spreading. Again, this is mostly, you know, collects the sector rogue trader kind of lore so they're not like, it's like a widespread like you know that's not orcs where you know you're halfway across the galaxy, you're going to find an orc wherever you look.

890
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:49,240
But in this lovely little area of space these nightmare predator things are all over the place. They're big into cybernetics, which you can usually tell how ranked a rat goal is based on how many bits they got jammed in them.

891
00:50:49,240 --> 00:51:02,240
They're crude, but also they're real good at letting them kill things which is all they need to do. The crudeness of it doesn't matter if it's effective, which they're damn effective.

892
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:15,240
The ranks are carvers which is you know that's that's like your basic foot troop right there. They're a little bit smaller than some of the other ones but they still, they're still like the size of a space marine.

893
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:25,240
They get marauders, which are now we're we're really juicing up they've definitely got some cybernetics by this point for at least one probably a whole lot more.

894
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:34,240
They're especially blood thirsty broodmasters, which control the other rat goal abominations there.

895
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:48,240
They appear to be the leaders, but again, you don't really know. Because, again, trying to talk to them never goes anywhere and no one can understand their language.

896
00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:55,240
Everything about that is like in canon theory techno shamans because.

897
00:51:55,240 --> 00:52:00,240
Yeah, what if the predator was a wizard.

898
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:05,240
He just usually does about.

899
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:10,240
It's about as effective as murderous you would that would lead you to leave.

900
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:15,240
Mel Gibson is going to steal that as a movie title.

901
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:22,240
But they can also even like corrupt machine spirits. They're techno shamans. It's not just regular magic they can do.

902
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,240
Admech's not a fan either.

903
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:43,240
So, you know, sometimes ad mech will usually go out officially anyways that will you that's their glorious machines that's heresy nothing can screw with, you know, the knowledge of the ancients and then a rat goal walks up and ruins your stuff and rips you apart.

904
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:51,240
And then my favorite one the rat goal render, which is there like 10 feet tall.

905
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:57,240
And then there's a lot of trash here there is more cybernetic than meat left at this point. Jesus.

906
00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:02,240
There's only a couple of them at a time. Like, there, these are some elite troops.

907
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:08,240
But they're the kind of thing that can pull over a space marine if they needed to.

908
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:11,240
So horrifying.

909
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:20,240
And my favorite fact about them is that they never opened doors, because it's quicker to just rip the door apart.

910
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:29,240
And then they're well defined by the word like hate. They just they will kill everybody on the ship.

911
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:33,240
They don't take prisoners. There's no concept of prisoners to them.

912
00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:41,240
Like it's just death. It's just a reaping whirlwind of blade and death. And obviously they move because they are like multi limbed on they like they skitter.

913
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:50,240
Yeah, like they're skittering like a horrifying lizard. And again, they're super augmented. So they're real fast.

914
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:59,240
Yeah, they're faster. They're stronger. They're tougher. Again, they like even like the smaller ones the marauders are like the size of space marine or the carvers.

915
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,240
They're big.

916
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:04,240
And

917
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:11,240
What's the other side? You know the cyberpunk animation the.

918
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:19,240
Yeah, the enemy. It's runners. Yeah. Is it the first episode where they have like the one that's gone rogue, isn't it? And it's the guy who has all the augmentation cyber.

919
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:22,240
Yeah. Yeah, like that's what I think of them. Like they are.

920
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:29,240
The army of cyber psychos. Yeah. And it's just incredibly hard to put down it just is not like tyrannids. We're like tyrannids.

921
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:46,240
We're just trying to put you down as quickly as possible in a way like they will poison you or drown you out or like just you know they'll rip your head off where this thing is like I'm willing to blur through the meat of humanity because I just despise you, which is not fun to say out loud.

922
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:47,240
Jesus.

923
00:54:47,240 --> 00:55:00,240
That goal invading your ship is like a smaller scale of Omni man flying through that plan blowing everything up behind them. They is a meat, meat blender.

924
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:03,240
And then chaos I'd say.

925
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:05,240
I wouldn't want to fight one of them.

926
00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,240
No.

927
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:13,240
And my, my last super scary Zeno, the funny monkey that Joe.

928
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:32,240
Here's why they're scary look brief lore overview. They're orangutans invented by the old ones. They're super smart, but also not smart at all like they're not even sapien, but kind of like the orcs, they've just got an eight understanding of technology.

929
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:44,240
But like they just the stuff they build completely outstrips like Mechanicus the Imperium as a whole, Votan, Eldar, maybe even the Necrons who knows.

930
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:48,240
But they're also monkeys.

931
00:55:48,240 --> 00:56:01,240
So you know you, you know you find one of them and say build me a really good las gun. And then you get like the banana peeler from SpongeBob.

932
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:06,240
And then you're like, what the hell. That's not a las gun.

933
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:22,240
And then he gives you another one. But the, the two reasons why they can suddenly become a bit scary in the sense of, what did that monkey just do is that one.

934
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:33,240
You just go around tinkering with stuff. It's part of why they're so hard to capture because you build a prison for them, and then they invent their way out of it.

935
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:42,240
Also, sometimes, you know you capture one you almost tame it as much as you can a Joe caro. It starts messing with your ship.

936
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:48,240
Who knows what it's upgrading because it doesn't know. It can't tell you because it's a monkey.

937
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:56,240
You get to find out next time you try and go to the war. Maybe it just increased efficiency of everything by a million percent.

938
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:59,240
Maybe you become banana.

939
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:02,240
They're like a race of Oppenheimers.

940
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:03,240
In a weird way.

941
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:19,240
They don't know whether they're going to invent something that could literally destroy planets or it's entirely useless. I mean, they're the ones that have the inquisitors or use the digital weapons.

942
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:34,240
Such a crime that they're not on the tabletop anymore. I'm getting to that. That's the other reason they're scary. Oh, but also in a in out of all places, the Warhammer Children's.

943
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:50,240
They're stronger than an ogre.

944
00:57:50,240 --> 00:58:05,240
I just wouldn't want to be in a room with one.

945
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:21,240
I'm not sure what this is from. I just know that at one point, the codex gray Knights was codex monkey mash because you take inquisitor coates is your HQ.

946
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:25,240
And then you take nothing but Joe Carol.

947
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:39,240
I'm not sure what the actual book. Oh, those little those funny little digital weapons they have that are just small little rings. Well, it's a last cannon and a flamer and a multi melta all at once.

948
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:47,240
The order this is me like sharing the picture of the Joe Kara model from which decision is that this is fifth edition.

949
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:57,240
There's rules. It's a they're not very tough. Or I think, at least I don't think they are pretty sure their stats are pretty bad.

950
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:01,240
They don't wear on the D they I mean, it's just a monkey.

951
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:17,240
They have a five plus and vulnerable save. And then they have the inconceivable customization special rule D six on the following chart each time you're all I plus wonder the result for each to cure when the unit.

952
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:32,240
The honorable save everyone gets rending everyone treats their armor save as being one more than normal on a six plus you get to roll again.

953
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:41,240
Pretty pretty well consider the army of nothing but monkeys all holding last cannons multi melta and heavy flavors.

954
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:47,240
It's a different kind of terrifying is terrifying of that monkey has a what God.

955
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:52,240
And that that is my that is my talk on the lesser known.

956
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:56,240
I think we have more.

957
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,240
Because how do you have any more species.

958
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:07,240
I've got some yeah I've got a can before we do the donations can I mention one really quick one which will only take a minute.

959
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:11,240
So there's like a helper species for the towel called the gal.

960
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:15,240
It's essentially a bunch of like pulsating tentacles.

961
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:27,240
I think it's scary because it's a part of pulsating tentacles to quote lexicanium the gals are a race whose individuals resemble a massive tentacles with a bulbous head.

962
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:36,240
They are described as having six tentacle limbs instead of arms, no legs or head, but clusters of eye like organs that wave like grass in the breeze.

963
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:45,240
And also the drew carry drink their oily secretion for an in for an invigorating effect with occasional hallucinations.

964
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:51,240
That's scary truly missing opportunities to make models for these guys for the towel.

965
01:00:51,240 --> 01:01:02,240
We do have a few donations before I take over the engineers Andy I did not get an engineer I got that.

966
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:10,240
Caleb conscious when's the sparking zero surprise stream Jesus wow we just made you say that's a nice word.

967
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:17,240
The next one early late to the stream but how do you keep the Lord going to set thing for the $2 thank you brother.

968
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,240
Thank you.

969
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,240
Thank you.

970
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:22,240
The best name.

971
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:26,240
This mighty shlong of sickness.

972
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:37,240
I'm going to put the bloody footage on on the remaster and it'll be stop your whinging.

973
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:45,240
Just look at me in the game play is either way surface okay.

974
01:01:45,240 --> 01:02:06,240
I've been learning more about the elder and their past system after ask the crew if you could pick an elder path which one would you take the far seer seems like the least amount of danger because they want to protect you so bad.

975
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:15,240
I would take the fire dragons because they're trading starts and ends with you have a melt.

976
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:25,240
There's a there's a very funny old blog post I'm going to link that angry him on class for two pounds says what are the jokeros opinions on Harambe.

977
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:30,240
That's probably power the over the over.

978
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,240
What a retro reference.

979
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:37,240
Crimson glory for 50.

980
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:47,240
Just wanted to stop by and remind Colin that corn and his slaughter priests welcome him with open arms I assume that also discord where we are getting on it bros we are getting.

981
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:48,240
Oh yeah, some day.

982
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:49,240
Thank you so much.

983
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,240
Wow.

984
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,240
Amazing generous tonight.

985
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:53,240
Thank you so much.

986
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:56,240
Joseph Pollard gifted one more membership.

987
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,240
Thank you.

988
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,240
And it was good.

989
01:02:58,240 --> 01:02:59,240
Yes.

990
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:03,240
And Anthony again he came a law crime member.

991
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,240
Thank you guys so much.

992
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,240
He was one of those as well.

993
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:10,240
When's the shot color stream from.

994
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:14,240
We need to be able to speak that things be going off the entire time.

995
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,240
Yes.

996
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,240
You guys are cool.

997
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,240
Now but it's my turn.

998
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:20,240
I have chosen.

999
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,240
I have chosen some good ones here.

1000
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,240
The first one I have chosen.

1001
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:27,240
I don't want you guys read the Eisenhorn trilogy or read the first one.

1002
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:29,240
I've read the first two.

1003
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:32,240
But I was like 10 years ago so I have to reread them because I forgot.

1004
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:38,240
Well, we're starting off with some Eisenhorn ones I haven't been seen since probably what 2000.

1005
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,240
2001.

1006
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,240
But they're still pretty cool.

1007
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:49,240
This is the so Ruthie and they are a notable minus in us race and these guys are pretty weird.

1008
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:54,240
I mean as weird as go like Dan Abner always embraces like the strangest part of all of law.

1009
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:59,240
So it'll be interesting to see anyone who could top some of this stuff he makes.

1010
01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:08,240
They are notable because they were encountered by inquisitive Gregor Eisenhorn on a planet called KCZ 1288.

1011
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:13,240
Although it's not really a planet and I'll explain it in a bit.

1012
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:25,240
Essentially this is a minor Zeno race that was fully corrupted by chaos.

1013
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:39,240
This thing was like it just just the fact that they read it basically ruined like it corrupted their very DNA and they are completely tied to the warp itself now.

1014
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,240
yelling at you how.

1015
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,240
Oh no.

1016
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:48,240
Yes, it was getting to very spoiling it I'm getting to the pocket.

1017
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:52,240
What's cool about the necrotook though is, oh, he's now spoiling everyone.

1018
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:59,240
Essentially any planet or space that they create is really wrong.

1019
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:10,240
And I mean in the way in which when Eisenhorn is there in the novels, someone points out why does it the angles don't make sense like things are angles that shouldn't be possible.

1020
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:14,240
For like obviously physics to apply correctly.

1021
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:19,240
There's a moment in which he they go to a lake and the shore.

1022
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,240
Basically the water is like rippling the wrong way.

1023
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:29,240
It's like it's rippling out to war like it just it's everything seems completely off about any place in which they exist.

1024
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:39,240
And when Eisenhorn first stares at one of these Sir Ruthie it immediately induces panic and this obviously this is an inquisitor who's like trained he's all those in us.

1025
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:44,240
And he's trained for being able to fight aliens and this thing.

1026
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:54,240
And it's only when one of his aides like says a joke or like a random phrase and he literally based like oh thank you know it brings it back to sanity for a second because he has to like laugh about it.

1027
01:05:54,240 --> 01:06:03,240
I had to go for the official description here but they are described as it's like an arachnid like all kind of crab like body.

1028
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:13,240
But they have like everything is off about them they have five limbs and it's like their bodies described like a big like flat or even though the weird mobile game thing.

1029
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:22,240
It's like a weird like bulbous shape and their bodies like gray and it's like a we're like a desaturated ugly color.

1030
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:24,240
The head is just.

1031
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:39,240
I don't even know how to describe it if they even really have a head it's kind of like a we're like bulging out shape and they have a very late rate they have like next there's like a very thick like strange like support to them and it's kind of like just in the

1032
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:57,240
middle of their body like it's just like an eye kind of but we don't know if they don't actually have any eyes they have no eyes and they have no ears and they walk on stilts, which is really bizarre because I don't know what hell inspired it.

1033
01:06:57,240 --> 01:07:10,240
But essentially when they arrive for like their own like weird dimension space and they are meeting with humans in or the first time we see them they meet with humans to exchange a copy of the necrotuk to humans.

1034
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:14,240
Well, how's the glow from the eyes non trilogy.

1035
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:27,240
They're all walking in but again something's wrong with the way they walk because like things are in everything's out of order there's nothing like even or correct with them. And they can be up to like two meters tall.

1036
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:34,240
And they weigh that I mean like if they land on someone they will immediately crush you they're pretty huge.

1037
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:45,240
So, there's a strange bit like when they want to talk to the humans that speak with like human tongue but they like interlace their fingers and they make it resemble like a human head.

1038
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:52,240
And that thing starts talking. So it's a really bizarre later on when like some of them get slaughtered.

1039
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:58,240
Their blood is gray, like it's not like it's just straight up with everything about them just feel like dead and wrong.

1040
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:12,240
They can like fire bolts of energy they are pretty deadly. And the strangest thing about them is like they were their corruption to chaos eventually they had like a small empire that existed like you know way before the great crusade.

1041
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:20,240
And essentially everything died off because their corruption meant that they now perceive and they interact with the universe in four dimensions.

1042
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:31,240
So most of the time that people who have seen the Siruthi they're actually sort of stepping out of the fourth dimension and they're coming into some three dimensional space.

1043
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:42,240
Their home world was called 56 Ezar is described again as like you know, you know when he played the Dragonborn DLC from Elder Scrolls.

1044
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:50,240
And you know, I mean the Dragonborn DLC.

1045
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:59,240
Dragonborn DLC sorry and then you go into the apocrypha.

1046
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:07,240
You kind of go into apocrypha which is like the, what's the Daedric Prince again who's Hermes Moor.

1047
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:22,240
Hermes Moor is like realm and 56 Ezar is kind of described as that like a weird like, sort of, sort of overarch like green glow to it and like black oily stone in laser places or like even like gray slaty stuff.

1048
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:29,240
And again like the angles of every room you're in just don't make sense it's like that room.

1049
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:41,240
It's not like physics has died in this room so it's really wrong with it. And they had they had like a thriving like ancient culture they obviously had like written word in their own language.

1050
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:53,240
But mostly it was just basically destroyed when Eisenhorn called exterminatus upon their home world and they were like, yeet and they actually left and they basically went to their own sort of dimensional space.

1051
01:09:53,240 --> 01:10:00,240
Yeah, the Empress children fought them as well. They were in that book. They killed a few of them because they were trying to steal their colleague.

1052
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:07,240
They had a copy of the Necro Took, and then Eisenhorn destroyed it by cutting off an Empress children head. And the Empress children read the book.

1053
01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:20,240
I can't remember saying what the Marine was he actually read the book, and then he started frothing with like chaos power and then Eisenhorn chopped his head off and then his whole body was like for the frothing with like flame, and he just chucked the book into the flame he burned it.

1054
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:28,240
So they went to 56 Ezar to go basically steal the Siruthi's version of the Necro Took, rather than the human translated one.

1055
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:49,240
And then when they did that eventually the Empress children had to like they fought death watch and all like inquisitorial forces to the race for their Siruthi Necro Took and then quite a few of them died and but they still exist somewhere in the Warhammer law which hopefully you see them again.

1056
01:10:49,240 --> 01:11:00,240
The next one though is probably the most terrifying out of all of these. This is the slaw. I used to call this the slaw wrong but it's those things are terrifying.

1057
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:08,240
The slaw is the most terrifying, probably minor venous faction in the entire Warhammer setting.

1058
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:28,240
The reason is they are nicknamed the maggot men, the dream eaters and the carrion lords for a good reason. They are a hateful like they just hate everybody they are a hateful vicious race who they don't have a single redeeming thing they are humanoid in shape but they are essentially

1059
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:44,240
a writhing mass of maggots that are covered in this like thick mucus liquid and some of them can be up to three meters tall it says specifically which is kind of terrifying because that thing can move fast and their desire is kind of like tyrannids in a way.

1060
01:11:44,240 --> 01:12:01,240
They desire but they don't want to, they eat the dead, that's why they call it the carrion lords. They love to consume all things dead like you know, we don't really eat things that are dead but they kill and they consume entire bodies but they have a particular love for consuming brains.

1061
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:08,240
They like to get that straw out and slurp up that brain juice because it's kind of like space brains.

1062
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:10,240
Yes they treat it more like a dead man.

1063
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:20,240
They just forgets they have but they describe it more like a delicacy for them because they can have like that they feel like the victims like memories.

1064
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:23,240
So they particularly seem to enjoy that.

1065
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:32,240
They were as I went to very and has to eat a brain he's just like.

1066
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:33,240
That's a chewi.

1067
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,240
He really doesn't want to do it.

1068
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:39,240
It's like a scene from a snake eater with the stick.

1069
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:45,240
This is very much like mind flares and some I imagine this is probably like a very mind flare heavily inspired.

1070
01:12:45,240 --> 01:13:05,240
They are actually once enslaved by another minor zenos race we probably talked about which is the rang dan which is just an entire mystery of the great curisay which like one of the hardest battles the imperial ever faced was against this rang dan's zenos race but the rang dan weren't kind of the main enemy they actually kept

1071
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:13,240
loads of other races like slave races to fight the imperial and one of them was the slaughter or it's a huge number of them.

1072
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:19,240
But when the round and were defeated by a line old Johnson mostly and a conglomeration.

1073
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:39,240
Well supposedly that's when the missing primarchs disappeared right after the battle but the slaughter essentially ran off and they have pretty much been a thorn in the imperial side for 10,000 years because they don't really roam in like full colonies they're kind of like scavengers but the way they

1074
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:55,240
are scavengers they will attack a world and they will eat every single person on it. I mean they will like, like when a world is discovered by them they will spend their like decades at literally hunting down every single last thing that they could eat.

1075
01:13:55,240 --> 01:14:09,240
I mean everything that has like consciousness will be consumed so if anyone like comes across a world they've been on just feel like the world is like literally dead like people were here but it's like completely gone.

1076
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:15,240
Weirdly enough though, not to you know they don't just like you know there's a rang turn they eat people.

1077
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:33,240
Somewhat more than that they are masters of fusing technology with biological matters they make weird creations are better than what you know think of what the mechanical or the mechanic is worse like it's a human and you know, you know, technology like mix together this thing is they can

1078
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:53,240
make stuff like way beyond what the mechanic is can do and they use it for only one singular purpose which is to create weapons so they often create like floating devices or like running little trailing like weird like they kind of like robot creatures in a way in a way and they are incredibly deadly.

1079
01:14:53,240 --> 01:15:03,240
Some of these can go toe to toe with space marine so the slaughter often use them as like they'll send these things in first and then they'll attack in like groups and they'll get right in there.

1080
01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:26,240
And finally off there is one example of when the slaughter were encountered which is to do with alpharius and Omegon which is Collins. That's right we got alpha. I love. I love. You'll see those you'll see those warhammer rumor engine pictures of the pale spear.

1081
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:38,240
I was the pale spear in it. Yeah, cool. Or somehow we got back to our collision law so Colin is absolutely over the moon. Basically alpharius was trying to he essentially discovered.

1082
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:54,240
Well, he discovered Omegon on a world that had been attacked by the slow and supposedly Omegon came from a world in which it was basically the remnants left of a slow attack is where he found his mysterious alpha Legion armor that they both share.

1083
01:15:54,240 --> 01:16:10,240
Alpha is like lands with a good group and as an elite quad like group to go and find Omegon and their technology that is the point in which it's like slow like predator well they have to slowly leave some of them behind because they're all getting picked off slowly one by one by the

1084
01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:21,240
slow to the point in which he fenty finds Omegon and they have like a weird you know it's like a Goku and Vegeta moment where they're like you know we have to work together now finally and they start fighting off the slow together.

1085
01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:32,240
They are so deadly to the point in which to prime marks obviously they are you know that shout to my short Kings, but alpharis and Omegon were struggling against them.

1086
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:40,240
Like to prime marks were struggling against not that many of them but like just like a grouping of them because they move so quick and they're so deadly.

1087
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:48,240
And again like they want to you know they will your family will be eaten basically like that's their whole thing.

1088
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:50,240
Anything for health.

1089
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:58,240
They don't want to kill you other factions like want to either conquer you or kill you these things want to eat you like so this is just hungry.

1090
01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:03,240
Yeah so they're just, they're kind of horrifying.

1091
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:18,240
Yeah, is I, the way I described him I can't do it justice unfortunately I don't have the gift some of the writers do but they are generally like they put the fear in a lot of other, like you know other factions just because these things are horrific.

1092
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:22,240
And the last one I have here is the mega rack nids.

1093
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:37,240
So they want his red horse, the boys, spiders kind of like the rat go in a weird way I imagine they may be like an offshoot in some quite similar but the mega rack nids are probably what you exactly think they are they are a spider like race.

1094
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:42,240
They were confined to the world that humans called murder.

1095
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:53,240
Imagine that's going to go. But they will that was that was a nickname it had like a number name and then they went oh it's so bad we're just going to nickname it murder.

1096
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,240
Murder.

1097
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,240
Murder.

1098
01:17:55,240 --> 01:18:07,240
But they were essentially imprisoned there by the civilization that were known as the Inter-X, which successfully got imperiumed after that.

1099
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:20,240
They are essentially up to eight foot tall spiders scorpion like creatures, again kind of similar to the rat go if you were imagining earlier but these things are a little like they're a little bit more spider like.

1100
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:28,240
They are also a wasp variant, which is fun. So everything you imagine in that you don't want in your house.

1101
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:37,240
These things are basically that they are mostly from the way that they are described in Horrors Rise and they are mostly like instinct driven hunters.

1102
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:44,240
But they have a slight fun life like fun fat for all the people who would encounter them on this necrophary.

1103
01:18:44,240 --> 01:18:59,240
They can grow metal like claws and these things are extremely deadly like like there's a famous part in the book in which Lucius God bless his hateful soul.

1104
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:06,240
He, he like he just picks one up. He holds off one of their like claws and just just holding it cuts his ceramite gauntlet.

1105
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:14,240
That's how like incredibly sharp and deadly they are. And eventually goes on to use it as a sword because why not?

1106
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,240
Thank you Lucius and Sotar.

1107
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:19,240
They should have punched him in the face then.

1108
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:25,240
Yeah, these things can punch through ceramite like like his butter. Honestly, you can't, I can't believe it's not ceramite.

1109
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:39,240
Like these things are truly like this is nothing to them. Again, they move fast. They move a swarm like spider or any kind of a racking like they move in like great hordes and then burrow underground as well.

1110
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:49,240
There's a strange instinct thing about them in which their bodies show that they possibly are a example of what was like biological manipulation.

1111
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:57,240
They wouldn't have originally been like this to the ability to like to grow their like the metal like claws from their own body and other parts of them.

1112
01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:05,240
So not like the rat gall they don't like they're not augmented but these things are like something about them is like someone's someone's been messing with the genes and it hasn't been a fabulous part.

1113
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:10,240
Yeah, it's been like a bit like the larynx or they're more like chaos.

1114
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:16,240
Yeah, these ones are weird spindly ones are like, oh, they're weird. Let's dissect them and fabulous.

1115
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:25,240
I would, I would think it's either I had two theories which was either it was simply they were at one point space faring.

1116
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:31,240
And so they like they learn to do it to themselves over time and then eventually got imprisoned by the InterX.

1117
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:44,240
Because obviously they were literally too deadly to exist anywhere outside of one world, or they were simply maybe like another experimental creature of another race, perhaps something other, you know, something else designed them,

1118
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:47,240
maybe an offshoot or something else.

1119
01:20:47,240 --> 01:21:00,240
The thing is about the the mega rack needs unlike the the raggle who like these things like essentially is a blurring chain like blowing chains or like through your ship or wherever wherever they find you.

1120
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,240
The mega rack needs.

1121
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:14,240
They don't like to do it that quick man. They, you know, they like to wine and dine, and then they will grab you. They will bring you to these stone like trees and they will spike you on branches while you're still alive.

1122
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:21,240
And then you're thinking, why would they do that? Are they just being these they cruel? No, no, no, turns out, you know, this is fast and furious.

1123
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:24,240
We family up in here. They, they do this to feed.

1124
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:36,240
So essentially you are taken to trees, kind of like, you know, you're impaled, and then you are eaten alive. Everyone has seen rambos at Rambo for something with the pigs.

1125
01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:38,240
But that I hate that.

1126
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,240
It's like, I saw that way too young.

1127
01:21:41,240 --> 01:22:00,240
So I do possibly believe this is maybe inspired by anyone has seen things from Hyperion Cantos or the Shrike or the actual bird, like the Shrike bird in which they, I don't know where the Shrike bird lives, but it basically gathers prey and then it impales it on thorns.

1128
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:08,240
And then that's how it then it feeds off of them at the end. And then this the from Hyperion Cantos, which is another franchise.

1129
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:20,240
And there's a monster called the Shrike that literally does the same thing where like it grabs victims. It's like, it's like an immortal creature that stalk, like he hunts people and then it basically pierces them on trees while they're still living.

1130
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:23,240
And you cannot escape. Yeah, horrible.

1131
01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:28,240
Basically, finishing off the Blood Angels Lunar Walls and Empress Children would encounter them.

1132
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:35,240
Obviously, very, you know, porous rising very kind of end of the Great Crusade, Great Crusade, obviously one of the first books in the Horus heresy.

1133
01:22:35,240 --> 01:22:40,240
And I mean, the Space Marines just didn't have a good time. It did not go well.

1134
01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:49,240
They like, I mean, the Blood Angels that went there first just died. I mean, god damn, Eidolon just got loads of his men killed.

1135
01:22:49,240 --> 01:23:01,240
It's a nightmare, basically. And they pretty much, the fact that they torture people basically, they don't let you go. They just like you to be, you know, it's a slow death for these ones.

1136
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:07,240
They like huddle them around big tree like structures and they're going, oh god, it's the Blood Angels.

1137
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:11,240
What's happening to them? Nothing good. Get them out of there.

1138
01:23:11,240 --> 01:23:20,240
Yeah, not a good way to go. Certainly, if you found them, you know, what's scarier, the thing killing you or the thing taking you back alive.

1139
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:26,240
So hopefully people have enjoyed that. Do we have any more, maybe a few more donations?

1140
01:23:26,240 --> 01:23:33,240
We've got five more donations. First from Joseph Pollard. Just listen to the new Kendrick album.

1141
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:41,240
Shit was fire, but maybe think about what music do people in 40K listen to? All sorts of like metal, like blues, like rock, like...

1142
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:44,240
In the universe. People in the universe.

1143
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:49,240
I'm going to people who like 40K. Now in the universe, I guess it's just Himmels.

1144
01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:54,240
Yeah, it's probably like anything. Like it's, there's a whole galaxy of people. I'm sure you can find...

1145
01:23:54,240 --> 01:23:57,240
I mean, yeah, that Necromund is probably a lot of punk.

1146
01:23:57,240 --> 01:24:00,240
Yeah, I mean, it could be anything.

1147
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,240
There's like metal bands and cover bands.

1148
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,240
There's like those jazz bars as well.

1149
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,240
We've got some ACG.

1150
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:08,240
It'd be good.

1151
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:13,240
Probably nothing like too hard rock because they'll be like, oh, it's, you know, it's like the 50s.

1152
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:17,240
Like, oh no, rock and roll. They worship Satan.

1153
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:20,240
You guys want to take the next one?

1154
01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:24,240
Oh, oh, it has to be that one. Call it a hasty one.

1155
01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:27,240
I got to do this one. Yeah, it looks like it.

1156
01:24:27,240 --> 01:24:31,240
Okay, with Collins with a five, Frost Demons or Best Sinos, Freeze Arrace.

1157
01:24:31,240 --> 01:24:36,240
Answer the question. Will you give Thank Well as twerking stream you coward? No.

1158
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:39,240
Malakusi is true Phoenix twink. Boy, that's up.

1159
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:42,240
Yeah, baby, wow, that's a brain rot sentence right there.

1160
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:45,240
All right, and then we...

1161
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:50,240
G.W. took all the... Oh, sorry.

1162
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:56,240
G.W. took all of the style and coolness from the Blood Angels refresh and dumped it all into the new Warped Spiders Phoenix Lord.

1163
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:58,240
I was thinking the same thing. Thank you very much.

1164
01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:00,240
Sacrifices were made.

1165
01:25:00,240 --> 01:25:02,240
Worth it. So worth it.

1166
01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:04,240
Hell yeah.

1167
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,240
Call it a nice one.

1168
01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:15,240
Sure. Nice to know the Kankyu Crimson Glory for the 10. Nice to know the conferences. Second Favourite Legion...

1169
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,240
This guy loves what Colin hates. Simple as...

1170
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:21,240
Oh, Cabana is mighty slong of Sigmas. It's still the best one.

1171
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:23,240
Oh my god. This is horrible.

1172
01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:26,240
They're like the elves that peel your...

1173
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:28,240
I can't talk right now.

1174
01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:30,240
We have you dick.

1175
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:34,240
Like a banana is scarier than most of these Jesus Christ,

1176
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:38,080
maybe God we can't say that stuff and

1177
01:25:38,080 --> 01:25:44,720
thank you for this you brother brother I can't even speak God glad I caught the

1178
01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:51,640
stream boys much love and get that thank you good to have you thank you very

1179
01:25:51,640 --> 01:26:01,040
much we do have some well I think Eli's probably chosen some ones that we all it

1180
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:10,040
wouldn't be a big surprise but you know I want you chosen to okay I have like I

1181
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:15,880
have a big list of what I will only talk about one or two yeah my my mind is

1182
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:19,440
you know lore is not great and these guys already talked about everything I

1183
01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:24,760
know so there is the layer the layer from the great crusade the fish people

1184
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:28,840
you know slaughter from Dota 2 they're just that there are but there are a

1185
01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:36,440
lot of different classes in their system but they're very good at genetic

1186
01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:44,400
modifications they modify them yeah they modify all their species to do their

1187
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:47,920
jobs the best like worker classes are stronger and it's kind of like the

1188
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:51,520
Tau cast system but they use genetic modifications that have just been born

1189
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:56,920
like that so their warriors have a bunch of arms and stuff and I mean there's

1190
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,760
really they really don't have much more than that if I'm being honest they

1191
01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:04,520
sign lost what's the visit they're the weird one why is there a pleasure cost

1192
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:08,920
like well I mean there's like there's no next war against yeah they're

1193
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:11,440
corrupted by slanish there's you know it's corrupted by slanish which is pretty

1194
01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:15,360
nice and they've you know that's where fulgrim finds the layer blade that

1195
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:18,560
causes the entire fall of the emperor's children and everyone else who visits

1196
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:22,720
this layer temple is corrupted by slanish immediately they don't even get a

1197
01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:27,560
chance to not be corrupted or to like fight it it's just you just screwed so

1198
01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:31,280
I know a wonderful writing there I guess but that's the layer it inspires

1199
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:35,440
Fabius by all to genetically modify the emperor's children which gives idle on

1200
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:40,360
the screaming stuff pretty nice that was a there they were a big part of the

1201
01:27:40,360 --> 01:27:43,760
emperor's children fall so I guess that's a little scary it's Fabius's fault

1202
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:49,040
that I'd lawn basically becomes Sindel for Mortal Kombat also I think thank

1203
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:52,960
well said I don't want is my favorite character which is crazy how could you

1204
01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:55,600
why would you do this to me that's not that's the least shocking thing he's

1205
01:27:55,600 --> 01:28:01,040
ever said honestly yeah he likes to comment saying that bargaret Oberon

1206
01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:06,000
kills the andrick he comments that on my videos so thank you thank well not true

1207
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:12,200
by the way anyways for my scary things I basically just have necron lore what a

1208
01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:15,280
surprise talk about jeans that are cults as well but I was talking about

1209
01:28:15,280 --> 01:28:20,400
necrons so everyone knows what the flayed ones are they're the cursed

1210
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:24,920
necrons with this mysterious virus that they have no idea how it works how it

1211
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:29,680
infects you how like anything seemingly sometimes it can be it can infect

1212
01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:34,200
people through touch other times it doesn't but it can affect necrons in

1213
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:37,880
different ways depending on how sentient you are really some necrons just

1214
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:41,440
wake up and they're already afflicted and with this flare virus and the flare

1215
01:28:41,440 --> 01:28:45,360
virus makes you crave flesh it makes you want to eat flesh and drink blood and

1216
01:28:45,360 --> 01:28:50,040
have a flesh and blood body again but you can't they can they stuff their

1217
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:53,640
mouths full of this well they don't even have mouths they stuff meat into their

1218
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:58,720
faces and into their like the things that separate them into that grills yeah

1219
01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:03,680
but I'm gonna put me to my grill it's it makes these necrons constantly hungry

1220
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:07,640
for something they can never eat and never have so the hunger never really

1221
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:11,400
goes away and it's just a horrific existence they have their own little

1222
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:15,080
pocket dimension the ghost wins they can appear wherever and whenever they want

1223
01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:19,200
to other necrons absolutely hate these guys but for the higher sentience

1224
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:25,080
necrons turning into a flayed one can be a very slow the terrifying process

1225
01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:31,120
whereas just these flashes of panic and agony trying to do regular bodily

1226
01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:34,960
functions but not being able to so trying to breathe and even like simple

1227
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:39,720
things like blink or let it out of sight or like crack your knuckles and they

1228
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:43,800
can't do anything in it just kind of all piles on top of each other until they go

1229
01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:47,760
crazy and just panicking go insane isn't isn't there like a bit where there's

1230
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:51,080
like oh I haven't breathed in a while wait I don't have lungs wait yeah I can't

1231
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:55,800
breathe but I need to breathe a lot of a lot of times that's how it starts and

1232
01:29:55,800 --> 01:30:00,640
then it just kind of goes from there in one of the books though there's you can

1233
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:05,520
kind of see like a real-time transformation and the witch guard the

1234
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:09,160
which guard that transform into the flayed one kind of just like falls out of

1235
01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:12,640
his casket and doesn't move and then he opens his mouth and starts screaming

1236
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:17,320
static and these spikes come out of him and his limbs turn go turn into long

1237
01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:22,120
bladed things and like a tomb spider slams into him and then it freaks out

1238
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:26,920
and blurtz and turns red and stuff and they kill him but this the entire tomb

1239
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:33,360
world of calarentia is afflicted by the flare verse and when the cryptic is

1240
01:30:33,360 --> 01:30:37,440
afflicted she she says the words of land ago which is the crew the catan who

1241
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:41,680
they killed killing the catan release the flare virus basically but land ago

1242
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:45,760
or his words he speaks through the catan or the sorry the flayed ones which I

1243
01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:51,280
didn't know before he says to those who have turned their faces away to those

1244
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:56,240
who are faithless and wretched in their jealousies to those who have denied us

1245
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:59,840
to those who have denied me I will wreak vengeance I will wrench your souls

1246
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:04,320
and break your bones I will cast hunger through your accursed existence down the

1247
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:08,640
eons you will not forget I will grant you this gift from love turned aside and

1248
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:13,240
make you like me break you in my image as you have broken me I shall cast the

1249
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:18,080
fear of myself into you and all of your kind I am land ago or I am the hunger I

1250
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:23,640
am the flare and from this moment you shall be too pretty cool pretty cool

1251
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:28,320
yeah and they I mean I guess they're called flayed ones as well because one

1252
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:32,000
flare fires but also they like to flay skin that's their favorite pastimes

1253
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:35,520
they will take your face off and wear it's because they so desperately want

1254
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:39,200
to have flesh and blood so they'll take your skin and they'll drape it all over

1255
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:44,400
themselves there and whenever they're invited to like buffet parties go oh

1256
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:51,320
what's that where'd you get that it's like oh this I got this from Kadia and

1257
01:31:51,320 --> 01:31:55,760
speaking of flesh and blood necrons and old lore there are these things called

1258
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:59,000
pariahs they're technically not reckons they're just not really talked about

1259
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:04,480
anymore but they used to take human beings specifically human blanks

1260
01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:09,040
potentially other zenos blanks but I don't think it was ever really said they

1261
01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:13,560
take human blanks and they stuff them into necro dermis they only really go

1262
01:32:13,560 --> 01:32:17,000
through half of the process of turning into a necron so the price will have

1263
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:20,760
organs and meet inside of them inside of all their necro dermis but there are

1264
01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:26,160
these they're the only really sentient thinking necrons back in the day because

1265
01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:28,920
it's basically seras's fault because I'm sure there's a whole thing we're like

1266
01:32:28,920 --> 01:32:34,520
there are some speculation that maybe the necrons put the pariah gene in the

1267
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:38,800
genetic code of the humans to do this in the future yeah but I know the whole

1268
01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:42,720
thing was like oh they don't they don't do the pariahs anymore because it was

1269
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:46,360
silent king was like hey seras could you like try and find a way to give us human

1270
01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:49,920
bodies and he's like oh maybe we could use these monkey people the humans okay

1271
01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:55,280
and then he's like ah this is not very efficient it's not great pariah nexus

1272
01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:58,920
yeah I'll do the pariah nexus and that's now that kind of new strategy of how can

1273
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:03,320
we get human-like bodies flesh and bone pariahs were fun I liked Thomas

1274
01:33:03,320 --> 01:33:11,560
Mcabe he was kind of fun no more pariahs. Oh yeah don't have crash. But speaking of

1275
01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:16,680
seras he works on this planet called Zantragora which is another thing it's

1276
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:22,640
the blood vats of Zantragora where all these cryptics work together to do what

1277
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:26,680
you were just talking about to find a new body for the necrons and it's not

1278
01:33:26,680 --> 01:33:30,640
really sure if they're going to find new bodies and create them if they're going

1279
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:34,320
to inhabit a certain species with their own consciousness or if they're gonna

1280
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:39,360
clone things but this is an entire tomb world of just people experiencing on

1281
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:44,720
mostly living biology experiments so it's just constant agony and torture

1282
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:48,680
through these weird arcane methods of research but they can keep them alive

1283
01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:54,720
because of the necrons and they have very nice technology and lastly just going

1284
01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:57,760
really zipping through these things this is the the other affliction that the

1285
01:33:57,760 --> 01:34:04,080
necrons have which is the destroyer curse and this is also a mystery they

1286
01:34:04,080 --> 01:34:08,000
don't really know where it came from how it works but it seems to be more like a

1287
01:34:08,000 --> 01:34:13,080
issue with the I don't know what you say coding almost of the necron

1288
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:17,400
consciousness and that runs psyche sometimes you'll just wake up with this

1289
01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:21,040
often is usually you just wake up with this but you can also be afflicted I

1290
01:34:21,040 --> 01:34:26,360
guess and turn into a destroyer but it's these necrons who are obsessed with

1291
01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:31,760
destroying all life in the galaxy which includes things like trees and plants and

1292
01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:37,800
germs and bacteria and fish and animals it's not just like enemy human beings or

1293
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:42,720
enemies in general it's every single living thing on the planet and they

1294
01:34:42,720 --> 01:34:47,800
absolutely hate them they are completely nihilistic in everything and they're

1295
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:53,040
obsessed with only efficiency they don't care they don't find joy or pleasure in

1296
01:34:53,040 --> 01:34:57,240
killing all these things they don't really care they but it's what they need

1297
01:34:57,240 --> 01:35:00,280
to do it's what they're driven to do because they're obsessed with it it's

1298
01:35:00,280 --> 01:35:04,680
like they have OCD but their OCD is to kill every living thing in the room so

1299
01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:09,640
it's like a germaphobe but with everything and these guys are just jerks

1300
01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:13,360
some of them are just crazy but the destroyer lords are the best ones

1301
01:35:13,360 --> 01:35:16,720
because they're fully sentient and aware and they're generally like super

1302
01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:21,480
geniuses on how to commit genocide the best way possible so they'll like

1303
01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:26,160
manipulate atmospheres and do all these biology and physics

1304
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:30,400
experiments to cause natural disasters and stuff to best eradicate the most

1305
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:33,760
things possible and cause the most like global warming possible to destroy

1306
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:38,760
everything on the planet kill all the bacteria yeah destroyers are pretty

1307
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:43,560
cool I think the the betrayal of them in infinite divide was quite good because

1308
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:49,760
when Trayson's like when Trayson the infinite says man that guy is crazy

1309
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:54,760
he's like I might have to deal with them later because they go too hard

1310
01:35:54,760 --> 01:36:00,400
yeah that was pretty cool they most necklaces don't like them I hate them on

1311
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:05,000
tabletop as well they are they can be horrifically charged

1312
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:11,080
that is a few selects again there are like loads of other minus enos races we

1313
01:36:11,080 --> 01:36:15,120
won't go into all we can't go into all of them because some of them are like

1314
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:19,480
either have like a sentin a sentence or they're kind of their demons or

1315
01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:24,200
anything like two warp related of these obviously the Surythi my example they

1316
01:36:24,200 --> 01:36:28,440
are still aliens but they're not really very fight for chaos they're just like

1317
01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:34,120
so they're just ruined but we will cover some other things like you know with you

1318
01:36:34,120 --> 01:36:39,840
missing primal swaps you ran down we'll come up for that we do have a question

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was that previous question of the week as well I think we had a do have mine

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yes we do have the previous question of the week three it was it was hashtag

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allegiance no who's who's the alpha legion really on what side are they on

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and we got sly pig 200 hashtag allegiance the alpha legion is on the

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left side but we don't know if it's our left or on their left Jesus ace shot

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you you seven yx they fight on the right side they fight on the side of Atari

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during the console wars I was not expecting an Atari console reference

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when I went to the big shout to Anthony who gave a lot on this string thank you

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so much he's just heading off thank you thank you so much and thank all

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immediately giving the last message of I'm gooning to continue on Colin sorry

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and then the last one from rarest Pepe 3815 oh here we go this is a paragraph

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the alpha legion are clearly loyal mostly they are also the original

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Primaris Marines larger and better in every way clearly the sons of the twins

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I think you got on one of Alpha Legionaries but that's fine no he's

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right he's that's warwick and if I had a deliverance lost that's how they are

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big win big win for the if that doesn't convince you the end of the death

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reveals there's a whole legion worth of alpha Marines frozen under the Imperial

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Palace to the maths people were not done oh and girly man obviously alpharius in

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the eyes that's right yes the fight happened but it wasn't the smurf that

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walked away unfortunately Alfie didn't use sufficient protection with fulgurum

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and spent 10k years on ice himself knowing him it was all part of the plan

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you know if they if they just like whole hog it and one day go yeah the emperor

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is actually alpharius I think I would loop around and I just I become the

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alpha legion or one day it's like it is I Kato's the chorus but I am actually I

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alpharius omega oh no I don't know if I'd be mentally impressed I'd ever be

1344
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mentally impressed or disappointed if Dan Avanade suddenly goes you know that

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whole King and Yellow stuff by the way it wasn't Valdo was actually alphar I'll

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be like I don't know if that was big brain or I'm like no it would be like

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huh just fully commit make everyone alpharius come on thank you Colin thank

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you guys so much for your previous responses we do have another question of

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the week I believe yeah I think we what we settle on with was a hashtag scary

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actually scary and I think it was if you were bringing in any kind of faction

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or like aliens or other stuff into the warhammer verse obviously most of the

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franchise thing a little like you know oh what if one of 40 K was in Star Wars

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but you know what was what something you could bring into the warhammer

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universe and like that's actually terrifying again you can put the wrong

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answer if you want on purpose you know what if I put in the Disney corporation

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right in the middle of terror how it goes Ronald McDonald into the 40 K

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setting oh that'd be vicious I mean there's rocks burgers they probably got a

1358
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mascot equivalent yeah the reapers as well from Mass Effect I would have thought

1359
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we could all them what's the one from Dead Space it's there the

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necromos yeah endless space gravers gravers and the space

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that's hashtag scary though so everything obviously make it make it sound

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terrifying make it sound funny we appreciate you all that thank you

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I would drop Michael Myers in the middle of the siege of terror roving

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problem I would say I think I drop Colin Farrell's penguin just the

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random just the randled at the moment now just so he can like let's make it

1366
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has to make a hit series within ten you know ten episode series but it's also

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the siege of terror ran in the background no no context needed without

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being said though everyone thank you so much for listening in for watching we

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got more cool stuff coming up I think next week is a bit of a I don't know

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if we want to say possibly it's I guess I'm coming out of it because I'll be

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away next week but we got something coming out and we got more fancy we've

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got a couple more do know before we oh if you don't know a few more donations

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document USA two bucks full grim holding on head Fabius fix him okay Eli do you

1374
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want to do the rest of these ones sure the UK of columns with the two dollars

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necrons want meat more than brett's wants horses of plutonians I see

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oh thank you said for the five dollars just realized the new as a man model has

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a transformer's face going on with his mouth even better perfect I love

1378
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transformers he'll call and they visit all his food is elf simply more alpha or

1379
01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:06,360
horse molester excuse me to see like alpha legion or plutonium or I think

1380
01:42:06,360 --> 01:42:10,720
is always I dislike the alpha legion less than I dislike

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the 10 so what are you guys doing a minor Xenos species quiz also thought of

1382
01:42:23,920 --> 01:42:28,380
doing a podcast running RPG game similar to black pants legions the

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magistrate of mud mud nests that would be fun yeah at this point we're gonna get

1384
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dragged by the ankles do to two stream by the rest of us yes he likes begging for

1385
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this role those two stream but every like don't encourage him every time every

1386
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death we have to donate like 10 quid to charity oh my gosh the last one is it

1387
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you'd be out $7000 yeah five bucks thoughts the new war spider models and

1388
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their leader w massive w we are eating good tonight elder bros it may be January

1389
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pain deniers BTFO hell yeah I mean I'm glad they get a lot of them right I have

1390
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hopefully legal vote at low but hopefully the league of all the leagues of

1391
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:28,680
hotel actually gets the law go for bid angry harmonica was two pounds put

1392
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necro dermis into Wolverine skeletons kind of kind of happens in what's the

1393
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one where the magnetode like just drags the metal out of his and it like

1394
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liquify that he kind of did that but it wasn't lovely without being said they

1395
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thank you guys so much for watching for listening and all the donations thank you

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so much hope you guys enjoyed more cool stuff we're gonna talk about coming on

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the way and we'll catch you guys on the next one peace

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you