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Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's us, Lorecrimes!

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Merch! Eli has merch now!

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Eli has merch, Colin's merch is on the way.

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I am the last place.

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The odd one out.

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Did you want to share the funny story you mentioned before?

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Yeah, I do not have my hoodie yet because I was given more than one option and I didn't

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know what to do.

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So I have now ordered it, but my tardiness has meant that I went to a friend's house,

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walked around for a bit, look at this laptop, that motherfucker has my merch before my merch

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is here.

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I think the second and third time we brain no work and sleep don't work.

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Those three models back there, I just got woe-jacked.

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Any of three of those could have the Lorecrimes sticker on them.

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What do you think, chat?

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The Chaos Knight or the Monolith?

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Because it wouldn't look that good.

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It has to be the Monolith.

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Put it on Magnus's wings.

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Gross.

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I feel like I'm also dog-mondad.

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I'm excited.

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Oh, dude, speaking of, I've got huge news.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, here it is.

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This is big.

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We will describe it for the audio listeners here.

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There's a puppy on the stream.

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I've never done this.

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Puppy.

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Stream gets to name this dog.

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No, his name is Bucky.

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He's already named.

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I tried.

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No one wanted to call it Rick.

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I've been trying to convince Adrian that if we get a dog or a cat, we should name it Plops

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because my friend demanded that we name our firstborn child Plops, but we're not going

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to do that.

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So maybe in his honor, we can name an animal.

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We need a puppy thing.

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Cute puppy.

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I need to get a cat.

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We need a house puppy.

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Your dog's probably pretty big now.

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Yeah.

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Welcome, everyone.

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Today is another episode of We're Finally Torturing Colin with More Great Crusade.

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It's been a while.

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It has.

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I've had freedom for a while.

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He's been dragged ankle first through more Space Marine on Space Marine lore that he

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can possibly take.

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And after this, it's into the ocean of Horus Heresy.

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And then we've never gone to the actual 50 book series yet.

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Yeah, this has been the lake of the Great Crusade, and then we've got the ocean.

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The Great Crusade is nice because it's a lot of just Imperial Army stuff.

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It's not just Space Marines.

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But in Horus Heresy, you get a lot less Imperial Army and a lot more Space Marines.

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Yeah.

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Absolutely.

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In fighting.

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Today is like a trifecta.

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We're finishing it off though.

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Last few legions, boys.

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We've got Andy is doing Sons of Horus.

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I am doing my boys.

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The true believers, word bearers.

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Eli is not doing any legion because there is no 20th legion.

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They just exist.

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But poor Colin.

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Colin begged us previously to do Alpha Legion.

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So we're giving him his wish.

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Colin loves the Alpha Legion so much that he's LARPing and pretending to hate them.

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Exactly.

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That's what an Alpha Legion name would do.

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It's all part of my plan.

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And then in the third book revealed, it's not a LARP.

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I do hate them.

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And then the author says it was all part of fucking Andy's plan.

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And he's involved in it now because this is how Alpha Legion goes.

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Andy is Colin.

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John Grammaticus.

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We saw in the first five minutes our monetization is dead.

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You'll be fine.

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So before we get to the part where Horus shat himself, as they say.

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Andy.

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Well, if you keep doubling down again, it'll definitely get monetized.

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I was there the day Horus broke.

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I can't say anything.

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I was there the day Horus shat himself, as a great...

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So classic.

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It's a classic hallow line.

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The whore is heresy.

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Before we get to that, before we get to people handling poop knives near Jaggedy Kahn or

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anything like that.

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Andy, would you like to start us off with the role of the bestest boys?

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Wait, didn't...

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Oh no, never mind.

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I forgot the order for a minute.

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So yeah, you want me to wet your appetite for the Alpha Legion to be here.

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But yes, so I'll start us off with the boys once known as the Lunar Wolves.

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So the 16th Legion are during the Great Crusade, basically the best Legion.

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At this point in time, every Legion has their thing.

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The Dark Angels were the first to go out there and cause some mayhem.

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The Ultramarines are the largest Legion.

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The White Scars are the coolest Legion.

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But objectively speaking, the Sons of Horus, but at this point in time, the Lunar Wolves

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are by and large the best, most prestigious Legion there ever was during the Great Crusade.

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And there's a few reasons for this.

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First of all, they benefited from having the only Primarch lead their Legion for 30 years

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uncontested.

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Now, I see Mr. Alpha Legionary here being like, wow, actually Horus wasn't the first

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Primarch to be found.

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Yeah, but according to Imperial records, and at least in terms of the Imperium didn't know

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about Opharius, and we don't even know if that's technically true because it could be

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a lie because it's fucking our way.

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But the point is, for 30 years, there was only one Primarch on the table, and that was

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Horus Luprical.

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The Emperor's H-Man, favorite son, best boy.

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Oh, just Emperor gets up every day, squeezes his little cheeks and goes, you're such a

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good conqueror.

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He's in his Optimus Prime era before his Megatron era.

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And considering that Leemon Russ was the second one to be found, it's like, oh, that's a contrast.

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But Horus Luprical was actually found on a very nearby planet called Cephonia.

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And when you look at the maps for the Horus, Heresy, and 40k in general, Cephonia is like

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next door to Terra.

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There's even accounts of a character who went on to become the third captain of the 16th

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Legion, Eacton Cruz, the Half-Herd.

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It's kind of messed up in terms of they had to retcon this and all that.

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But Eacton Cruz was born on Cephonia, then he migrated to Terra just at the end of the

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Unification Wars and was inducted into the Terran Lunar Wolves Legion.

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Then they went back to Cephonia, and then they found Horus.

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So he joined the Legion before Horus, even though they're from the same homeworld.

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That's how close Terra and Cephonia were, and that's why Horus is the first primal to

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be found.

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They drew recruits, obviously, from Cephonia, which was a gang planet in a way.

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It was full of crime, gang culture, the top knot that you see Avedon wear, that's a Cephonian

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thing, and because of that, they incorporated a lot of gang culture and rituals into the

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I've said it before that Horus Nubicat was like Michael Corleone from the Godfather books.

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He's just like, ah, you know, goes to a planet, they're going to just blow it up.

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It's like, I'm going to make him an offer, he can't refuse.

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And that's like Horus Nubicat.

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Although that's not Michael, but you get my point.

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But their intake of Terran Astartes were also gangers, so they were taken from the Deutlican

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bowl and Somersetian subplate slums.

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So one of the interesting things about the Sons of Horus slash Lunar Wolves is they never

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really had the infighting other Legions had.

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You look at the Death Guard, the Death Guard Terrans hated the Barbarans, and the Barbarans

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thought the Terrans were weak.

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Corvus Corax was massively racist towards Terran Astartes.

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He was like, chuck them into the meat grinder, I don't trust them.

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They're all tyrants, kill them, kill them, kill them.

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Oh, there's still some alive, chuck them all the way over there in space where they can't

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be a problem.

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Like Corax was terrible.

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But because the Sons of Horus- Corvus is a good man, he's never wrong.

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He will cry about it later.

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He will.

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But because I don't know exactly how long it was, I think it was only like a couple

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of years since the Great Crusade started, and then the Emperor went, oh, look, there's

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Horus, fantastic.

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I bet we'll find another one real soon, and then there's like 30 years of nothing.

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But because they're united, all the recruits are from gang cultures and impoverished parts

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of both planets.

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They get on quite well.

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They have the leadership of their Primarch pretty much from the onset.

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So unlike, for example, the First Legion, who even though they're like the template

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for all other Legions to follow, they messed up a lot before the Lion reached them.

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He was like the seventh, eighth Primarch to be found.

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And when he found them, he was like, right, you guys are doing bad.

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Like come here, come here.

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Let's sort this out.

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Jagatai had to reunite his own Legion between all these disparate patrol men.

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They've gone all over the galaxy as Pathfinders, so they didn't have a uniting moral code.

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Anything, really?

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They were just like, oh, you do this thing, and you're from this place, and you're the

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... all right, cut your face, put a big scar on your face, now we're all the same.

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But like, Sons of Horus never had to do that.

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They were just like, we're gangers, we're the best of the best, and we've got a Primarch.

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Na na na na na.

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So all the other Legions.

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I have a question for the Nulu.

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When the White Scars first met the Sons of Horus slash Luda Walls, and they both had

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top knots, was it like awkward?

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Because I was like, you're not wearing that for the same reason I am.

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Well, the thing is, though, if you think about it, the White Scars modeled themselves pretty

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heavily after the Sons of Horus, because at this point, they're the Lunar Wolves, they're

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wearing pearl white armor with black trim, and they went, that's like...

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And they were the first to meet them.

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When the Emperor went to Chagoras, he brought Horus and the Lunar Wolves with him, and they

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looked at them and they went, ah, that's the symbol we need to aspire to.

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We'll also wear white armor, but with our own red trim and gold, and it looks fancy.

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But it's like, that's the imprint they had.

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And again, Horus got on famously well with all the Primarchs.

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That was his defining characteristic.

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All of them, if they didn't love him, they respected him, whether it was Mortarion, whether

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it's Pertorabo, whether it's Sanguinus, whether it's even Giliman or Regal Dawn.

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Regal Dawn was one of his best buds when he started to become War Master, because he

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was like, ah, he deserves it.

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I'll help him be the best War Master he can be.

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And because of that, the Lunar Wolves also did a lot of joint compliances with other

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legions, especially when, for example, Sanguinus returned to the fold.

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He got the Blood Angels.

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At this point, the Blood Angels are completely feral.

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They're just chewing on people's jugular veins and being a menace.

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And he's like, right, we need to sort this out.

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Ah, Horus, Horus.

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And he's like, I got you, let's sort this out, to the point where I think it's for

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Gaddon and Abaddon, one of the Horus Heresy books, where it's Sanguinus' book.

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They're actually with him when he first meets his legion.

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And they're all like, you're doing a great job, Sanguinus.

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You're a lovely guy.

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You're doing fine.

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He's like, I'm a bit nervous.

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You're doing excellent.

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And because they were, again, the best of the best, they were the benchmark for every

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legion to follow, driving some Primarchs such as Ferus Manus to be like, ah, I have to be

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a taskmaster because I'm one of the...

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He was like, I'm pretty sure it's Horus, Leman Russ, Ferus Manus is the first free to be

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discovered.

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He saw who came before him and was like, right, we've got the Feral Wolf man, and we've got

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Corleone over here with his prestigious legions.

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I've got to be so harsh with my sons that they can aspire to be just as good as them.

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And even though Rogal Dorne and Rabute Gilman came from empires within an empire, they still

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looked at the suns before us and they were like, that's impressive.

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We need to do just as well of them if not better.

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They earned their title, the Emperor's Wolves, during the first pacification of Terra's

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moon.

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Luna, wolf, get it.

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And they were also tithed the reclaimed gene banks from Luna, which further increased their

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ability to replenish losses.

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So they boys were the biggest...

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Yeah, they had a need for seed.

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Need for seed underground.

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And it was like...

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Great game.

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Me and the boys playing Payday and robbing the cum bank.

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I literally had a timestamp comment on one of my videos recently with the Imperial Fists.

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And I was like, what is this timestamp?

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And it's the bit where I say, we are cum.

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I'm like, very mature.

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Thanks guys.

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But yeah, so they could replenish numbers.

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They had between, I believe if my notes are correct, it was between 130,000 to 170,000

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Astartes by the end of the Great Crusade.

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So they weren't ultramarines big.

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Ultramarines have like quarter of a million.

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There's a damn lot of them.

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That's still a lot of marines.

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Yeah, they're one of the biggest.

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They're like top three biggest legions.

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And to be fair, they never had to reinvent themselves like say the Barbarans did.

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They never had to suffer without a Primarch for ages.

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Like the Alpha Legion, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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You're probably second biggest after the Rangdon and the Dark Angels got obliterated.

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Were bears?

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Yeah, were they the biggest?

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Not the biggest.

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Well, it'll explain it in a bit because obviously they don't really fight.

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Just asking briefly though, in terms of American football, ways to put it Colin, who are sons

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of Horus if it was like American football?

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Definitely not the Bears.

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Is it the Giants?

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Was it the one that Giants?

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Is that a team?

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Yeah, the Giants are a team.

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Who's one that always wins a Super Bowl?

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Shit, it's making them blanking on this because he's been.

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Tom Brady, what team were you a part of forever?

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The Patriots.

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There we go.

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Mr. Dad on the mouth.

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What?

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It was the Patriots.

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Blank man, I'm gonna get.

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The uninitiated.

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The nerd that I am.

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The sons of Horus are the Patriots of the legions.

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No, I see a weird way of saying that.

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In English terms, they're Manchester United?

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No, they're Man City.

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Man City, alright.

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They're having a nightmare, Manchester United.

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My god.

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Crystal Palace, mate.

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But yeah, it's worth saying that they were pretty legendary.

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All the legions looked up to them.

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They were really good at targeting enemy command structures using loads of different

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tactics, loads of different weapons and armaments.

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They had a really flexible and independent organizational structure which allowed them

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to promote a lot of really, really charismatic and interesting captains.

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For example, you had the Mournaval, which is their special boys club.

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It's like a sorority inside.

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It's like, oh, we're the cool kids.

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They hold hands so the girls can't see it.

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Yeah, they hold hands and they skip through the battle barge of the eventual spirit.

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It's literally me with the Titanic, whereas the men stayed behind the Titanic so they

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could secretly kiss.

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So the girls would.

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Sorry, it's very funny.

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I think we're looking at different memes.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So you had characters like, for example, Hastas Agenus, who became the Half Herd and everyone's

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like, oh, shut up, old man.

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Your talk about back in the old days boring.

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But you also had people like Hastas Agenus of the Fourth Company.

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You had Tarek Torgaddon.

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You had Little Horus Axemandus.

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He was known because he looked a lot like his Primarch.

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You had Garveor Loken.

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And of course, you had Ezekiel Abaddon, who was basically seen as, well, Horus is the

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Emperor's favored son.

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Ezekiel is like the Legion's favored captain.

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Everyone was like, oh, that guy.

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That guy's crazy.

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He's not the fastest.

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He's not the strongest, but he will always get the kill shot in.

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That's his deal.

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He's like, yeah, even if you're stronger, even if you're faster, I'm still getting out

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alive because I grew up on the gangs of Cephonia and I killed my dad.

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Like, OK, yeah, OK, how's it going?

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Cool.

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Cool.

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He came from the hardened and bitter streets of Chicago, Illinois.

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Yeah.

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It forced him into a mighty warrior.

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At least one member of that Legion can actually kill their dad.

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You know what I mean?

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Horus is a...

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Horus is a black king.

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Well, again, he was known as King Killer before he even joined the Lunar Wolves.

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And yeah, they were the only Legion that ever came close to exceeding them was the Ultramarines,

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and that was because they had more resources.

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Like, we've got way more men.

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We've got an entire empire to back us up.

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And Robutei Gilman's no slouch when it comes to tactics.

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But even then, it's like Horus...

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Horus is the only Primarch that Gilman never fought and will never see him fight him.

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So he has to settle for Abaddon, which is a bit of a shame.

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And yeah, it's...

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After Horus's ascension as the Warmaster of the Imperium, their star continued to rise.

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It's like, not only are you like...

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You have the most compliances.

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You have almost the most men.

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You have the best war record.

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You had 30 years with your Primarch, uninterrupted, and he became mentored by the Emperor alone

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for three decades.

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That's mental.

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Also, your dad's now the Warmaster.

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You're so cool, guys.

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You're so cool.

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And with that, they got rid of the Lunar Wolf paint scheme.

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Originally, the Emperor said, Horus, you should rename these guys as a special thing to galvanize

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you as the first among equals.

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And he was like, I don't know, dad.

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It seems like a bit of a dick move.

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And then Sanguineous was like, shut up.

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It's fine.

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You deserve it, buddy.

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You deserve it.

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You did such a good job, Horus.

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You're a pretty class act.

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Please don't kill me in the future.

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What?

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You've earned it, little horsey.

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Little horsey, yeah.

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But yeah, so like.

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There's a random side note.

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I can't get over that.

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Oh, dude, legendary donation.

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What do we?

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Oh, I see.

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Oh, I've seen that, yeah.

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When we read them out after this section, god, I call that one.

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Okay.

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I just get what he's saying now.

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I was wondering if the regular humans in like, when obviously they had the expeditionary

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fleets, obviously the whole big thing about sons of Horus is like, they have their legion

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and there's also like a massive army of like regular humans with them.

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And then I just wanted the little humans called that called him little Horus as well, because

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he'd be like so much bigger than you.

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It's like, like a body, you know, like World's Strongest Man or something like that, like

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bodybuilders and they're like thing is like little something before it.

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Yeah, like it is not a little.

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Yeah, me cring my neck to look up the little mountain like, okay.

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Or it'll be like an ironic things like he's not the tallest, but he's wide.

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He's so wide.

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He has he has girth muscles.

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Little Horus is yeah.

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Yeah, he's pretty fake.

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But yeah, and so with with their change of name into the sons of Horus, they also adopted

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a different color scheme.

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They have this like deep green armor with gold trim, which is basically a way for GW

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to be like this is when they were evil.

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Like they were good when they were like white on black.

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And now it's like evil colors, deep green.

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Looks like not many things really go for that anymore.

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And I really do appreciate the color.

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I'm sure there's like a reference where it's like we don this color specifically because

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we crunked the orcs at Ulanor.

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So we wore this color just to be like, hey, you guys.

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But I don't think that I think that's conjecture rather than actual canon.

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So they're doing like green green face.

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Moving on that moving swiftly as Zogan appropriation.

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The other interesting thing about the sons of Horus, like every legion have like an elite

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first company, but the sons of Horus, they had kind of had two.

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So within their elite company, they had the Jesteran, which are Avedon leads them that

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these huge Terminator clad hulking giants with like jet black ceramite.

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You meet them in a dark alleyways like it's over now.

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It's over.

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Just going to like flick of the wrist and my head comes off.

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It's like disgustingly powerful.

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But they also had the Catalan Reavers, which were like they did also occasionally wear

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Terminator armor, but they prefer to be a bit more nimble.

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So like they had the normal ceramite.

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And again, it's like jet black with jump packs.

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They were really good at like rapid assault, shock assault.

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If you have like the white scars go into like probe the enemy for like weaknesses, these

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guys come in next and they just hammer blow, crush you to bits quickly.

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No nonsense.

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And they had a reputation as being like the most marshally powerful of all the legions

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to the point where everyone else was copy pasted.

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They're like, oh, that's cool.

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I'm copying that.

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I'm copying your homework.

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Kind of like with Gillam and when he saw the more parts from the Raven guard, the like

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plasma jewel wielding crazy folks inside.

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They're cool.

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I'm having them.

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Do you mind if I copy your homeworks?

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Cori's like, no, it's fine.

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And again, like a lot of their lore in the great crusade is kind of glossed over because

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their only thing is just like they're the best around.

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Exactly.

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Lovely rendition.

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And yeah, their whole thing is just they're really good.

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They're really good at everything.

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And they're not the ultramarines.

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They're the evil versions of the ultramarines.

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Do we have any questions about the sons of Loras?

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They're the big one.

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The only thing I can think of is when it's when is it a wolf of ash and something?

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It's the story where the emperor and the lunar wolves arrive on the planet.

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And then the emperor is like the whole like they're staring out the window and like Horus

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is scratching out like a cat being like, I want to go down there and fight with my sons.

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Oh, yeah, a child.

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It didn't the emperor goes.

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It's a teleporter.

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The whole place is a teleporter.

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And so they they go down with the lunar walls and they fight alongside the emperor and the

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custodians.

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And then weirdly enough, the emperor saves Abaddon's life.

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So you're like, you know, damn calculation there.

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He knew he was messed up.

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And the thing is, it didn't help that the next legion to be found.

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It didn't help that the next legion to be found was the space wolves like wolf, wolf

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rivalry, wolf, wolf, wolf, wolf.

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And Leeman had to be like, right, my wolves are cooler.

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They'll be called wolves longer than eventually.

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Or is like, you know what?

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I'm sick of this name.

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I don't like sharing my thing.

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I'm called the looper cowl.

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I should be I should get the wolf.

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I'll screw it.

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Sons of Horus.

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They'll do.

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You tell me it's so good with the lunar wolves and there was like no barely any wolf things

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in them and then they'd space wolves and it's all for for for for.

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Yeah.

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Who who who is the king killer?

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Which guy did you say was that?

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Was it Abaddon?

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Yeah, Attilan score score bar of the Alpha Legion also has that title.

479
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Yeah.

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Do you have a?

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I can't remember his name.

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OK, I think it was his also.

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There's also the cool guy, Malagust as well.

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Oh, Malagust the twisted.

485
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Yeah, he gets so badly mold.

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They call him the twisted and it's like, oh, that's mean.

487
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:19,240
And then he becomes like he becomes the equarita to Horus and he calls him Mal.

488
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,840
The dogs have been taken.

489
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,840
Horrid news.

490
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,840
Oh, no more aliens.

491
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,840
Oh, don't worry.

492
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,360
We'll talk about the space ring.

493
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,360
Had a limp.

494
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,360
Oh, good.

495
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,360
You should give them all a lip.

496
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,760
They're pretty good.

497
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:38,880
He gets like into his fund about his fund about his fund to halt crashes and he gets

498
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:39,880
like mangled.

499
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,880
He's like twisted, twisted.

500
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,880
He's like, guys, stop being mean to me.

501
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,160
That's what I am.

502
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,400
You're being rude.

503
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,920
Yeah, we do have.

504
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:58,320
I know we had some donations and I also noticed Mr. Thangor says he said, what color law crimes

505
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,880
hoodie should I get?

506
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:04,000
The color of your soul, thank all black.

507
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,000
Purple.

508
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000
Purple.

509
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Purple.

510
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:15,640
We'll start with this one from Donkeyman USA saying once again, how's gooning problem delays

511
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,640
the street?

512
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,640
Absolutely.

513
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:22,160
This is a crazy.

514
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,600
How goons to kidney stone removal videos.

515
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,600
That's a thing.

516
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:33,080
No, I don't think that I pray that's not a thing.

517
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,080
Thank you.

518
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,280
No, no, thank you.

519
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,280
Horrible.

520
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,240
Jack, Jack, and have you said this in all of your donations?

521
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:46,920
Fabius Barthes, my favorite traitor.

522
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,920
Also I'm gay.

523
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,920
Fair enough.

524
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,520
I think his first comment ever was I love Warhammer.

525
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,520
Also I'm gay.

526
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,000
Does he just want us to say I'm gay on stream?

527
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,000
Is that what he's looking for?

528
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,520
Parker's Sommelin for five bucks.

529
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:05,040
What Warhammer or non Warhammer game had you had you height, but once it came out, you

530
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,880
were disappointed by it.

531
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,880
For me, it was destiny.

532
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,840
That destiny one or two.

533
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,480
Both.

534
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,120
This is a crock.

535
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,120
This sucks.

536
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,120
Yeah.

537
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,120
War three.

538
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,120
Anybody done a war three?

539
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,120
And then you get destiny.

540
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,120
When did Peter Dinklage go?

541
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,120
What's going on?

542
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:23,120
What happened?

543
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:31,240
To be fair, Dinklage could not be phoning it in any harder.

544
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:36,480
I must say I've been replaying the I replayed the Resident Evil 4 remake that came out.

545
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,800
Ada Wong's voice actress was so flat and I was like, what's going on?

546
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,000
And then I googled and it's like, oh, she was in the new Resident Evil film.

547
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,400
So they wanted to tie her into the game and she sounds so bored.

548
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,760
So like, oh Leon, you should do that.

549
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,760
Oh God.

550
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,760
Please stop.

551
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,760
Please.

552
00:27:54,760 --> 00:28:06,120
I think for me Dragon Age Veil God because I was a Dragon Age series fan and I just like,

553
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,960
it just needs poor quality the whole thing, man.

554
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,880
It just like they fumbled the back of it.

555
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:16,680
I mean, I've been dismayed by Dragon Age since the original because the original was so dark

556
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,480
and gritty and bloody.

557
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:25,400
And then every game after it got a little bit more like family friendly and Pixar-y.

558
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,920
And I was like, oh, the first one was the best one when you find King, what's his name?

559
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,880
He's been like crucified by a troll.

560
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,880
Whoa, that's mental.

561
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,880
Whoa, this is great.

562
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,880
Oh, it gets worse.

563
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,880
Oh, yeah.

564
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:40,840
They I'm sad because they fumbled the bag on some that could have been cool.

565
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,920
And it's crazy because there's games like Baldur's Gate 3, which showed like there's

566
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,760
no excuse for fumbling the bag.

567
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,480
Like, you know, yeah, there's no excuse.

568
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,800
They're also like, hey, guys, we're working on Mass Effect 4.

569
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,840
And I'm like, please don't be shit.

570
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,800
Please don't show that on my videos.

571
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,200
Mass Effect 4 drops.

572
00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:01,360
Tom Warren for two bucks says, I guess the real Alpharis was inside us all along.

573
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:05,040
That's right, I'm going to Monkulous became a YouTube member.

574
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,040
Thank you, brother.

575
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:15,400
JP for a dollar, $10, a 10 a off topic.

576
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,640
Colin was based before he was forced to make his bed.

577
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,960
But I came here for one thing.

578
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,960
Prince Uriel and you've rain law soon, right?

579
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,320
Prince Uriel is a real one.

580
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,320
His law is fun.

581
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,720
I like to try and forget you've rain exists.

582
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,640
They could fix it.

583
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,640
You haven't I?

584
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,640
Well, we could.

585
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,640
We could.

586
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:43,000
We could also reach in and I'm sorry.

587
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,760
How can you forget if rain when every five minutes there's like a new piece of artwork

588
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:51,360
shipping her with Gilliman as an old fan column, you can't escape.

589
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,600
It's it's inescapable.

590
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:58,360
I look up elder lore and I see you've rain wearing an oversized t shirt with an Omega

591
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,360
on it.

592
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,360
Yeah, cool.

593
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,360
Great.

594
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,360
Hey, Donkey Man USA.

595
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,360
Absolute legend.

596
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,360
Great.

597
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,360
No, no, no, no, no, no.

598
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,360
Excuse me.

599
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,360
I call this one.

600
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,360
Thank you.

601
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:11,360
Bye.

602
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,360
Bye.

603
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,360
Thank you.

604
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,360
The five dollars.

605
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,360
I love Alpharius.

606
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,040
I just dropped.

607
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,920
I just finished my solo war video and it's just like, and then he caved in his skull

608
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,320
with Storm's teeth and it was funny.

609
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,200
Good bad book.

610
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,200
Oh, JP.

611
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,640
Best founding was the ultimate founding.

612
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,800
None of these silly Horus heresy chapters.

613
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,720
I'll die on this on on this uniformed hill is it though.

614
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,560
I don't know until it is.

615
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,560
Is it though?

616
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,000
I mean, I did a video on the ultimate founding.

617
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,320
No one watched it.

618
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,320
But second founding.

619
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,320
Whoa.

620
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,320
He will watch that.

621
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,520
I mean, I mean, some of them have law.

622
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Primaris chapters.

623
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,800
Bro, come on.

624
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,720
The real the real cool founding is wherever the bad ones come from.

625
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,680
I like the color all over the place.

626
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,600
Are you telling me you're not begging for another space marine chapter that's known

627
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,440
for their ferocious spirit in battle?

628
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,440
And that's it?

629
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,760
No, no, I'm not.

630
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:12,280
I think with that being said, though, Andy, is it am I ready to take the reins and talk

631
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,520
about the best is boys?

632
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,320
Let me just load up your boys.

633
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,040
No, yeah, I have them.

634
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:27,280
This is I'm gassed because we're talking about people strapping a really zoomed in on a log

635
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,280
for the order for the order.

636
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,280
It's a slow man.

637
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,280
Logo just like, ah, heresy.

638
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:37,320
Why does that say how do you want to touch you?

639
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,320
What do you mean by that?

640
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,320
Jesus Christ.

641
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,160
I don't consent.

642
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,800
All right, strap in boys.

643
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,520
This is the strap on.

644
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:57,360
Yeah, well, funny enough, there might be some of that later because we're talking about

645
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:02,020
the actually the most I love to hate these guys so much.

646
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:04,840
They are such a love to them.

647
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:11,080
I wish they would honestly like hit their shins every day.

648
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,720
Like that's how much I despise them.

649
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,240
But in a good way, we're talking about word bearers.

650
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,120
Seventeenth Legion, Imperial Heralds, they were originally called.

651
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,800
Not sure really why that name like should be there because it's pretty boring.

652
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,880
But I know it kind of goes through.

653
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,320
It's because they the the proto chaplains, they used to send one to wherever they were

654
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:36,560
besieging and he'd be like, oh, you surrender or we'll kill you.

655
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,080
And then when they got like nuked, then they're like, right, boys have Adam.

656
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,920
And that was they would herald that the demise of their enemies to be like, have you heard

657
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,400
about the Imperial truth?

658
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,080
That's why they were probably have you heard of the high elves?

659
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,440
Yeah, they don't they don't really get to the cloud district that often.

660
00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:02,440
But they they they guys pretty gagging just to attack people because they were known from

661
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:07,040
their early founding as basically being some of the most zealous defenders of what's known

662
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,120
as the Imperial truth.

663
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,240
Dumbing it down, basically, Imperial truth is essentially atheism.

664
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,120
But with an end twist.

665
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,480
And in the Warhammer verse, it's one of those things where like you don't necessarily need

666
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:25,440
to believe in it because you can see it like that's yeah, not good.

667
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:30,000
The Emperor and his solicitous lies created the Imperial truth that was a founding sort

668
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:36,680
of piece of legislation, scholarly philosophy that the 17th Legion was like, yo, that's

669
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,000
my thing.

670
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,280
Other leads are good at fighting.

671
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,280
This is my thing.

672
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,760
They just throw books at people and my crows is see how they like that.

673
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,720
And when they were doing the unification wars, they pretty much just they kind of were just

674
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,640
known for like burning down libraries and stuff because they they wasn't they weren't

675
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,520
in that direction of like, you know, like book burning.

676
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,920
Traditionally, history is not really like it belongs in a certain ilk.

677
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:06,680
But these are whenever I think of book burning, I remember that scene from Indiana Jones where

678
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:12,040
he's like trying to like sneak his way in the disguise through the night and then he sees

679
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,040
the book and he signs it.

680
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,440
He's like, Huh?

681
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,840
Yikes.

682
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,480
And essentially, they went kind of the opposite direction of like, basically being like, you

683
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,480
know, I am the Imperial truth's greatest defender.

684
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,200
I am truly we out here.

685
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:32,360
The armor this time was like plain gray, like with them sometimes bits of etchings of gold

686
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,520
or silver on them.

687
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:38,120
They often had essentially the literally the Imperial truth written into their armor in

688
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,120
engravings.

689
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:45,680
They also nicknamed the iconoclasts by the other legions, which for those of you, it

690
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,760
just basically means they destroy icons or slash they hate icons.

691
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:55,560
If anyone has played Crusader Kings two or three, there's a cool start date in which

692
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,760
the Byzantine Empire essentially all iconoclasts.

693
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,080
And yeah, that was interesting.

694
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,080
It's a good heresy.

695
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:07,880
Essentially, this legion was like the Emperor was like, man, these guys are fantastic.

696
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,360
They're my bestest boys right now, other than the first legion, of course.

697
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:16,240
So they he literally, you know, javelin them up and threw them out into the galaxy to go

698
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:21,960
conquer worlds, you know, in the name of the great crusade, great compliance of humanity.

699
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,560
And for basically over a century, they were doing pretty good.

700
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,560
They were racking up worlds.

701
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,560
They didn't have their Primarchs of other ones got their Primarchs first, you know,

702
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,080
they're a shiny toy.

703
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,080
So a lot of them like, damn it.

704
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,800
You know, I mean, like, you know, other legions were teasing them being like, where's your

705
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,800
Primarch?

706
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,360
And then the work bearers got their Primarch and they're like, oh, we get this one.

707
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,360
Yeah.

708
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,040
Well, like, imagine the other ones are like, you know, you know, oh, I'm better than you.

709
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,040
Oh, I'm stronger than you.

710
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,040
Oh, I we've got better psychics than you.

711
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,560
Yeah, well, I have a Primarch at least, you know what I mean?

712
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,880
It's the ultimate playground.

713
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:56,080
We got this like, we got the like nerdy one that was like shoved under the staircase for

714
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,080
like years.

715
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,640
Like, oh, we got this Primarch.

716
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,240
I love you, Lerga.

717
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:07,400
So this is a lot of slander for a man who's just categorically right about how reality

718
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,400
works.

719
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,400
Oh, it'll turn out to be.

720
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,400
All eyes.

721
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:17,400
They essentially get called at some point to go to the world of Colchis.

722
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,720
And the whole legion is summoned because they have found their Primarch and it is a man

723
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,440
or a being named Lerga or Raelian.

724
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:30,640
They kind of meet him and again, like when you meet Lerga, it's like, you know, when

725
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,800
someone's like, oh, I'm not really starstruck, but then like Brad Pitt walks into your living

726
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:34,800
room.

727
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,800
So you're kind of like, oh, God, being around Lerga is like being on crack, essentially.

728
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:45,520
He's like a he's a similar look and presence to the emperor amongst regular humans.

729
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:50,000
Even other Astartes are pretty jealous, which is weird, because like as a guy, he looks

730
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,920
kind of like a low key bit ugly.

731
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:59,680
But as a Primarch, as a Primarch aura, his thing, he has strong aura, essentially.

732
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,800
But he's pretty beefed up in that region.

733
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,720
And he's they start talking to him.

734
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:08,640
They're like, oh, you know, we're the are the, you know, the greatest defenders of the

735
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,640
imperial truth.

736
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,800
We are, you know, we are the imperial heralds.

737
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,800
We are great.

738
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,600
You know, and then he goes, yeah, about that.

739
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:23,200
I hate you, Lerga, Lerga has got an itty bitty secret.

740
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:29,840
Lerga is one of the faithful slash he believes the emperor is a god, which is not a hard

741
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:35,400
thing to kind of leap to, because literally, again, the somebody's like, say, it's just

742
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,400
correct.

743
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:42,000
I mean, like the guys, the guy showed up as I'm not a god was also immediately you weep

744
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,080
if you see the sight of him, because he's the most amazing thing you've ever seen.

745
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,000
So yeah.

746
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:56,040
And he slowly was start to transform the legion from zealots who like, you know, zealot zealously

747
00:37:56,040 --> 00:38:01,120
atheist to essentially coming around to the point of they were actually faithful, they

748
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,320
believe the emperor is a god.

749
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,560
You may be thinking, like, guys, you shouldn't burn the books.

750
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,080
Oh, you should read them.

751
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,120
Oh, but only these ones.

752
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,120
Okay.

753
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,760
And the rest of them that that's right.

754
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,760
Okay.

755
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,040
And I don't blame them because you say so.

756
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:21,360
I imagine it's, it's the same thing of like with like politics in the same way, like if

757
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,280
it goes around and you know, like, it all ends up in a circle, they say.

758
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,300
So at some point, things sort of cross over and you're almost the same thing.

759
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:34,920
They were so zealously against religion in all forms, that they were essentially they

760
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,200
didn't even I imagine they probably didn't even necessarily.

761
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,640
They weren't like, Oh, I just got I just didn't believe I don't.

762
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,840
I have robust, robust arguments against it.

763
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,800
They very much like we just hated it.

764
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,200
So therefore, they were very much obviously then vulnerable to the fact of well, you actually

765
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:55,320
could be equally zealous in a different position, because that's just who you are.

766
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,600
Fun fact about them as well.

767
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,080
They can say that fun fact for later because it doesn't come up yet.

768
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:06,800
But essentially, the Legion at this time now slowly, like slows down in their progress

769
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,800
and the great crusade.

770
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:13,480
They're very much I mean, you know, Gilliamans out there, the lion Horace, people are showing

771
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:18,480
up and they are like talked about as fantastic, you know, oh my God, you know, these demigod

772
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,480
beings.

773
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:24,600
But the 17th Legion is pretty slow because they are turning all the world like all the

774
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:29,180
worlds they conquer into essentially theocracies.

775
00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:36,160
And they all worship the Emperor of mankind until we get to a brilliant point called Monarchia.

776
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:42,720
Now, for 150 years into the great crusade, and the world word bearers are called to the

777
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:46,680
world of so there's so many there's so many words and world things that they're called

778
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,920
to the world of Kerr.

779
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:54,680
And they essentially assemble the entire Legion on this like dusty plane, because this perfect

780
00:39:54,680 --> 00:40:00,080
city called Monarchia, which they thought was like the greatest testament to like what

781
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,880
they contributed to the Imperium is like the perfect Emperor worshipping city.

782
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:10,200
And it's been glassed the whole thing on because it was destroyed by the ultramarines on the

783
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,440
order of the Emperor.

784
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:17,520
And logon appears before his Legion, he shows up and he's like, what the hell is going on

785
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:23,000
here and the Emperor of mankind walks before them and he forces them all to kneel.

786
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,520
Now, some of you guys are a bit younger than us, I will say.

787
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:33,120
So I actually got help and I slightly translated some of the Emperor's words into Gen Z speech

788
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,120
here.

789
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,760
I need to get something to drink.

790
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,760
Hold on.

791
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,760
Okay.

792
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:45,480
Because I thought for the uninitiated as well, they might want to hear some of the Emperor's

793
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:51,160
words, but then slightly put into a better phrasing, let's just say so it starts off

794
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,880
with honorable isn't it?

795
00:40:52,880 --> 00:41:00,440
So it was like logon you ignorant slut he leans and the Emperor says, no, we're starting

796
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:07,000
with the Emperor shuts his eyes and logon saw a vision of monarchy, majestic and stunning

797
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,280
in his head.

798
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,120
This is like reverence, the Emperor explained.

799
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,840
It's like a toxin to the truth.

800
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:18,400
You're calling me a sussy God and creating words that skivvy because of this massive

801
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:23,540
lie that keeps making humanity almost go extinct over and over.

802
00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:25,640
You just don't see it my dude.

803
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:29,600
You're holding on to ideas and putting it all at risk because of them.

804
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,380
It's time to stop this logon.

805
00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:33,840
It's time for you to listen to me.

806
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,360
This is what a 50 year old man thinks.

807
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:43,880
Well, there is listen up fellow kids.

808
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,200
Out of all my legions, you're the ones who messed up big time.

809
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:52,400
You have more troops than anyone except for the 13th Legion, but your winds are slow and

810
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,600
empty.

811
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:59,520
You stay on concrete walls for way too long, leading the people into worshiping fake beliefs,

812
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,480
spreading lies to the gullible and building monuments to deceit.

813
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,040
Everything you've done in the Great Crusade has been Ohio.

814
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:11,960
Whilst everyone else is rizzing and helping the Imperium grow, you're the ones who let

815
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,880
me down so bad.

816
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,600
Fight battle that you were meant to.

817
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,040
Serve the Imperium like you were born to.

818
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,360
Remember the lesson you're learning right now.

819
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:29,600
Your sus feeling in the mess you caused by following a choo-choo path at this moment

820
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,520
be the glow up for your Legion.

821
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,520
And then Ravu Tey said, yeah.

822
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,640
I had a Gen Z translator for that there.

823
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,960
Can we crucify this man?

824
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:41,960
Yeah.

825
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaking of the law crimes, take your hoodie, throw it in the bin.

826
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:46,760
You're out.

827
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,760
You're out.

828
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:48,760
You're done.

829
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,760
I thought you'd appreciate that.

830
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,680
I hope that makes sense.

831
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,720
Essentially, and definitely made.

832
00:42:55,720 --> 00:43:00,480
I didn't, I didn't write this for I put it into a Gen Z translator.

833
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:03,880
So no, I like that.

834
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:10,600
It's like Google is like, frankly, English into Arabic or Spanish or Japanese.

835
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,880
Gen Z just one of the options.

836
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,880
Oh, okay.

837
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,240
Someone's just getting back my super chat.

838
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,240
What do you mean?

839
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,240
You enjoyed that.

840
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:20,640
Give it back.

841
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:25,880
This is my favorite part.

842
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,720
Essentially, Lohgar didn't take this very well.

843
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:32,440
And he didn't even shave for a week.

844
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,200
And he essentially was broken.

845
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,680
His faith was ruined.

846
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,920
And then Erebus and called Theron.

847
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:44,360
They like they've started to whisper in his ear, like the creepy old men they are.

848
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,520
They're all bald at this point, because they're going to go.

849
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,320
Because that's how GW does it.

850
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:56,080
And yeah, Lohgar essentially says, I have lost, you know, the Emperor doesn't want,

851
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,840
you know, my God rejected me, like literally his God said no to you.

852
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,440
So he was like, I'm going to go find gods that do want me.

853
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:06,440
Good.

854
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,440
Don't.

855
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,920
This is, this is when he will join with our control, who is a famous catch from the,

856
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:17,200
like, well, the heresy books, and they would go on a venture to what would later be called

857
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,620
Cadia.

858
00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:24,080
They would meet with some weird tribesmen who started doing like a strange ritual and

859
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,960
Lohgar just invested at this point because he doesn't really care.

860
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:31,680
He's more about I just want to see something that is like is tangible and true to me because

861
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:38,840
my Emperor, my God doesn't seem to be worthy of my, you know, own worship.

862
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:42,000
And the werebearers are like, what the hell is going on here?

863
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:47,520
I am, you know, I am literally watching naked tribes people dance with a Primarch in the

864
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,520
room.

865
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:54,200
Some of the custodians end up, you know, they turn up and they're like, stop, this is cringe,

866
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,760
just like my Gen Z speech up there.

867
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,600
And they essentially had a small scuffle.

868
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:05,280
A custodian got clapped and they were like had to hide the body.

869
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,280
It's quite awkward.

870
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,280
He didn't just get clapped.

871
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,480
They just sacrificed and they made a demon out of him.

872
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,920
Well, they they birthed a demon out of him.

873
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,960
What's it called the Sleneshy one that's in the art?

874
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:16,960
And it's like Ingothel.

875
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,960
That's the one.

876
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,600
Every dead body is another win in my book.

877
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,960
That's right baby.

878
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaking of Ingothel.

879
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:27,440
Although before you keep going Hal, for some reason when you said Argl Tau, I just thought

880
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,440
of a Bill and Ted reference like Argl Tau's excellent adventure.

881
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:37,240
Lohgar Raelian's bogus journey.

882
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaking of Ingothel, the tribesmen created or communed and made this one of them turn

883
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:52,740
into Ingothel as a ascended demon prince and Lohgar ever searching for the truth would

884
00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:55,000
and you know his sons ever willing to follow.

885
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,040
So this was a fun fact here at this point.

886
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:03,760
All word bearers intrinsically can read like their cultures and language can also be translated

887
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,160
into chaotic runes.

888
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,560
I thought you were just gonna stop at that.

889
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,880
All word bearers can instinctively read.

890
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:20,080
That was Lohgar's Primarch powers like oh Perturabo.

891
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,880
He has like a he knows everything.

892
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,160
He knows how to build anything.

893
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,240
He's like Lohgar I can read.

894
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:28,240
Unlike the space war.

895
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:32,480
I see to be fair there's a couple legions that haven't quite hit that benchmark.

896
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:37,600
I was gonna say Leman Russ was very jealous for a long time.

897
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:41,920
They can all read chaos runes.

898
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,320
In their genes he gives them the ability.

899
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:48,200
They can all read it intrinsically and it was quite strange when the custodians turn

900
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:53,200
up they're like what is this strange language and the word bears can already like there's

901
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,720
something within them that can already understand chaos in some way.

902
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:57,960
Which is interesting.

903
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,420
That's why Lohgar and Angraan were such good friends towards the end because he was teaching

904
00:47:01,420 --> 00:47:04,960
them how to read.

905
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,920
Bro just wants to be like in his workshop and he's like I don't want to read.

906
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:13,840
Now Angraan we're gonna go back we're gonna now go through the alphabet again but instead

907
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:20,280
of saying abacaduh I want you to say ABCD and he said I've just learned the alphabet.

908
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:24,160
It's like no one's learned it properly this time.

909
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:32,840
So they the Ingothel demon tells Lohgar and the word bearers that essentially they need

910
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:38,840
to go on search for the true they need to go on a pilgrimage search for the true gods

911
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:44,600
and essentially Lohgar sends Argothal and members of the serrated son chapter of the

912
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:49,080
word bearers basically destroy up into the warp with the demon Ingothel on board and

913
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:53,320
then the demon just says yo and he's like what you know you'll get a field it's like

914
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,320
yeah yeah turn it off.

915
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,080
Undo that please.

916
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,640
And I'll do like what?

917
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,280
Yo yo turn it off.

918
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:06,620
They turn off their gelafield which means they have no protection from the warp and

919
00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:09,560
immediately basically everyone dies.

920
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:15,320
Everyone gets killed and then they reawaken because the turns out the word bearers of

921
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:21,200
Argothal and his serrated son chapter they're going on an adventure and they go on this

922
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:22,920
strange vision quest.

923
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:30,160
They start to see the Primarchs and the gestation pods they see other things like secrets about

924
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:36,000
chaos as well it's kind of all over the place a little bit in some parts and it's they see

925
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,800
like the fall of the Eldar in some way or like they understand it.

926
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,640
They kind of weirdly I think they see Horus at some point because supposedly Horus is

927
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:48,100
also going to have a vision quest in the gestation capital so it's like a bit like the Spider-Man

928
00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:50,400
meme of and like huh huh.

929
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:55,560
And obviously the big thing is like is this real or is this just a fake vision from chaos

930
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,480
which is up for debate.

931
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,840
I don't want to spoil it just yet.

932
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:04,680
But they essentially arrive back into real space for them it's been like quite a while

933
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,120
for Logar I like I just sent you in for like five minutes you know I've only put you in

934
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,040
the microwave and you just come out already baked.

935
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:15,040
And he does the Titanic it's been 300 years or whatever it is.

936
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,200
Yeah there's been a while for Argothal.

937
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:23,200
And Logar there's an interesting part where Logar then it's like the interview the vampire

938
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:29,960
thing they have an interview with Argothal who apparently now is joined with a demon

939
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,960
because it turns out there's something called the primordial truth and there's a holy union

940
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:41,840
between chaos and humanity and Logar is like love it get me some of that love that.

941
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,160
You want to have his Brexit visa.

942
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,080
Argothal went into the war for five minutes and became northern.

943
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,080
Disgraceful.

944
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,480
Tell you what that's bloody nice that.

945
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:53,920
I've got a demon in the potty what's that about?

946
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,280
We are in the dark timeline now.

947
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:01,680
Well I guess well funny enough Eldoroth's about to be mentioned so Colin keep your trousers

948
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,680
clean.

949
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:03,680
Huge.

950
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:04,680
Huge.

951
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:09,520
Logar himself now is like oh I missed out so he goes into the war.

952
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:15,040
And he now will venture onto his own pilgrimage to find the true God's ones worthy of his

953
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:21,780
worship his worship you know because he clearly the big dude he wears the pants and he'd go

954
00:50:21,780 --> 00:50:26,980
on to see the fall of the Eldor side note apparently the fall of the Eldor was a massive

955
00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:30,840
wave of like rippling flesh that just ate them alive.

956
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,840
Horrific.

957
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:36,600
That's how that's how the Eldoroth that's how Sinesh just did it pretty quick.

958
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,400
Even when they're dooming everyone the Eldoroth just do it better.

959
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,280
This is how it is.

960
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,280
I mean you know.

961
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,000
Get into the flesh pile.

962
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,680
God damn.

963
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:51,320
He would go on he would go on to find like broken pieces of craft world.

964
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:56,720
He would find an almost fully decayed avatar of Cain who would then go fight Logar which

965
00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:00,840
is an even match by the way how it should be done GW.

966
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,120
Get Caldor out of there.

967
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:07,360
I don't see Kato Sakari's anywhere near a god damn avatar of Cain.

968
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:08,360
This one's like almost like a charcoal.

969
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,360
Oh is that a katan?

970
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,600
Awfully big talk for a guy in void grenade reach.

971
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:19,520
He's a the avatar of Cain is pretty charcoaled up so it's an interesting fight and I like

972
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:23,600
that part of it because it shows like he's like the last vestige of like a dying angry

973
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:30,160
god and Logar does end up just about winning because he gets a prime cover of it crawling

974
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,960
away from the weakest Primarch is like oh that's a flex.

975
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:40,400
Oh my yeah poor Eldor and then he would start to have the demon Ingerthal join him and it

976
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,720
goes on like he goes on his vision quest where he learns of something called the primordial

977
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,720
truth.

978
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:50,400
For everyone's wondering this is essentially the inverse of what is the imperial truth

979
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,480
is the acceptance that the mirror dimension the warp is like the fundamental thing that

980
00:51:55,480 --> 00:52:02,000
links all sentient life and it is a true and in in undeniable fact and it is the only way

981
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:09,200
for sentient life to truly survive and be immortal is to essentially be in harmony with

982
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:15,920
the rippling emotions of thought you know and all the worst excesses of ourselves so

983
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:22,880
Argultal joining with a demon is considered a holy union and then Logar comes back out

984
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:29,040
and he's like man I'm totally even more bald and evil now everyone get rid of their hair

985
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:34,560
I want to see no hairline I want to see nothing because this is this is this is my time we

986
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:41,000
are all evil now and so they start to essentially how would be they essentially corrupt the

987
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:47,320
entire legion there is a caveat to the bald rule so it's like if you're bald you are evil

988
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:52,960
but if you have a laurel wreath on your bald head it's fine like that's how we get out

989
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:58,960
you you have to have something on your bald head isn't garyl bald who who isn't garyl

990
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,960
bald garros bald.

991
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:10,440
I heard garyl I was like garyl?

992
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:17,360
luscious locks yeah Logar Logar's like I'm back baby this time I ain't no weakling you

993
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:21,600
know I've I'm on my signal mel grind set he tells himself when everyone else is here

994
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:26,640
is like oh they're grown but he essentially would slowly begin to corrupt the legion along

995
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,700
with the ones that already know the fact of the primordial truth and the legion is pretty

996
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:39,680
much is like yeah I just got my my cheeks my my head clapped by the emperor my god my

997
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:45,080
cheeks clapped by the emperor because he literally psychically forced me to kneel and he told

998
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:49,520
me I was worth nothing you know it's literally imagine if someone is like one of the faithful

999
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,880
of our world and they're literally heard their god say you ain't shit like like that's what

1000
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:58,320
happens we're literally like I feel violated it's like dude you have a demon in your body

1001
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:04,120
I don't care I feel violated like okay weird but okay this this would be god coming down

1002
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:11,200
to piss all over the pope yeah instead of like grabbing it instead of any like you know

1003
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,600
sleight of hand something like the real magicians turned up and they just proved that their

1004
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:19,480
tricks are real so they're like I guess this is us now they changed their legion color

1005
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:25,680
to a nice sort of it's like a similar red it's like arterial like like the flight what

1006
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:29,560
the flesh terrors have like that kind of nice off red slightly like a slightly burgundy

1007
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:36,360
red and they essentially well in secret they are now corrupted and they would set their

1008
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:41,240
plans for the Horus heresy and they will begin a slight purge only a few of them because

1009
00:54:41,240 --> 00:54:46,560
they're pretty easy to convince because lorgar again is very persuasive and essentially the

1010
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:52,320
entire legion a little bit of a purge it's small yeah it'd be like gradually in the weekend

1011
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:56,560
instead of like we're gonna put them on east one and bomb them it's like I've heard that

1012
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:04,480
Nigel's not with us okay do you want to come in here for a bit sleep and it's like one

1013
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:12,880
at a time weed them out it's okay like that okay Nigel the space marine and yeah essentially

1014
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:18,680
they would start to the last thing they kind of redid is they would on some of their ships

1015
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:22,600
because they would be watched by the custodians because the emperor was like you know and

1016
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:26,640
then for the like for 50 years the custodians didn't even notice that they were sacrificing

1017
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:32,440
making sacrifices inside their own ship to stop the custodians messages reaching the

1018
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:38,200
emperor so they're essentially a lot going on I'm sure they just didn't every time they

1019
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:42,240
want to turn the corner they like hit away like Tom and Jerry it was it was the largest

1020
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:52,600
game of among us ever played it's an interesting way to space well the the the custodians on

1021
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:56,600
watching them essentially believe like they were given that task as like a shame thing

1022
00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:00,280
so they thought the emperor's not answering back because he's like I want to ask me back

1023
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:05,880
you know he's broken up he's literally not answering my calls but that's essentially

1024
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:11,440
what where the word by word bearers are at the end of the great crusade just before they

1025
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:16,800
would go into corrupt horus though if there's any questions slash comments on the terrible

1026
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:23,320
Gen Z part but I hope for those who were really turning 18 or at least just like young now

1027
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:32,080
they understood what that was because I promise you that was tough we promise you hell didn't

1028
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:38,520
understand it's more a comment but I I'm worried about gen alpha because if we find like Gen

1029
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:47,520
Z hard to understand it's gonna get even worse I don't know what he was I was it like your

1030
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:54,000
sauce kneeling in the in the mess caused by following a chugy path what is what is bro

1031
00:56:54,000 --> 00:57:00,200
going on about we are the old men guys it's over we're old now it's so I'm do we have

1032
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:09,600
he's not saying words it's not over we have some donations I think from that was probably

1033
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:17,160
imagine the donations are probably all telling me I'm a huge scum is there anyone else want

1034
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:22,480
to read that one I'm just obsolete if it's a sure I'll I'll I'll take it over coochie

1035
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:31,080
slayer 69 thank you for the fun are there any loyal sons of Horus that survived the

1036
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:43,040
horus heresy also I am L far I guess the one that's in the Grey Knights which one oh so

1037
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:48,240
Mary is the only one yeah but I know of but he's more like a lunar wolf than a son of

1038
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:54,080
Horus he was part of the Crusader host that had to stay on terror every legion had like

1039
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,600
one unfortunate guys to say hey we're gonna go out there and do some crazy stuff you gotta

1040
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:02,200
stay on town like well it's not fair and he was one of those guys he was like oh I never

1041
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:07,720
saw the trail unfold he has a massive beard so it's like how do you fit that in your helmet

1042
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:21,840
it's like space wolf about it Tom Warren for $2 says my dad can beat up your nothing thank

1043
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:35,080
you don't have a word there is he from colon colonoscopy has a nice forehead thanks I'm

1044
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:40,800
glad you like it I think I've got a bigger forehead than a color maybe we really competing

1045
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:45,960
who has the big we're gonna get a measuring table that mines bigger that's the real reason

1046
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:54,240
we need Bricky on here main event Virgil with the five euros why you guys always get a stream

1047
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,760
on a Friday night and you have social lives or something we actually know this checks

1048
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:03,680
out don't do warheads first of all the only thing worse than the only thing worse than

1049
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:12,560
doing a war hammer stream on a Friday night is watching the war hammer stream Friday afternoon

1050
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:17,640
this is literally work for me and Andy yeah I think for calling you guys off it's like

1051
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:21,200
three or four for us and then it's like 10pm for those guys second of all I'm going out

1052
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:26,640
after this so kiss my ass can I read the next one because I love how blunt and to the point

1053
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:33,280
it is so this one's from Brian Isaacs it just says cringe wow appreciate it thank you Brian

1054
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:39,240
just great representation that's probably the house well this is a dangerous next message

1055
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:46,080
bunny cop for the five bucks thinking about it Logar sounds a bit like that youth pastor

1056
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:53,520
at my church when I was a teenager that was a little too intense oh no oh dear man we're

1057
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:58,920
truly Catholic up in there angry homunculus watch the Chris Tester video of Logar doing

1058
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:05,360
all I ever wanted was the truth fantastic loads of my stuff I I'm still waiting for

1059
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:13,560
Chris Tester to redo that video but it's all I want for Christmas it was true sing the

1060
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:21,320
whole thing like logger that'd be great Tom Warren five bucks oh my god it kind of is

1061
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:28,120
like Bill and Ted's bogus journey yeah he goes through traveling through time it's like

1062
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:32,280
someone needs to make a t-shirt of Argyle towel in the phone booth going through time

1063
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:37,280
going Argyle towels bogus journey it'd be great trick and the t-shirt that just says

1064
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:47,360
wacky on it because he's the kind of guy who thinks that would be cool he's like I'm so

1065
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:53,240
wacky I think I think in my mind look I was like Michael Scott but like

1066
01:00:53,240 --> 01:01:07,000
I asked Colin which makes you angrier Thorgrim getting shanked by a magic skaven proof knife

1067
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:13,440
will grim near teleporting Felix under a pile of rubble to suffocate I'm uh I'm gonna go

1068
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:21,160
with Thorgrim because the thing about Felix is that he exists to have a miserable life

1069
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:26,320
there is no happy ending which is why you come back in age of Sigmar because there is

1070
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:30,680
no rest for that man bring him back I don't care bring him back we can keep bringing back

1071
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:37,680
Primarch out of the horse hair so we can bring back Felix thank you JP yeah you missed the

1072
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:43,560
second legion because there is no fun thing about that

1073
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:58,560
you also missed the 11th legion wow JP every time I think of a log I imagine the meme of

1074
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:05,760
the toilet plunger on a bald guy with a demon behind him not a star

1075
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:06,760
I'm unfamiliar with this meme

1076
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:13,480
Set first time catching your live keep being cool thank you brother please

1077
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,640
you can tell this is the first time he's catching us live because this isn't an insult

1078
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:20,240
give it time and last one

1079
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:26,760
Beem Iden FB live I'm a turtle piled by eel maxing crab cell

1080
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:30,880
no turtle piled eel maxing crab cell I've read that all wrong

1081
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:37,640
absolutely huge Iden F stay winning

1082
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,640
also more merch

1083
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:42,480
we got tank tops now

1084
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,000
I cut this one up with scissors but you get the point

1085
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,000
it's time for us

1086
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:51,080
it's kind of like a top you can kind of buy a tank top you just have to put it next to

1087
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:52,080
you can be buff like Eli

1088
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:55,880
it's time for Colin's favorite he's been begging

1089
01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,880
he's on the edge of his seat he's edging

1090
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,880
I love Rogal Dorn

1091
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:15,320
my beloved the first and the last 20th legion but also the first legion

1092
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:16,320
in super hell

1093
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,320
you know what before

1094
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,240
the scheme though the scheme is good

1095
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,240
they look so fucking good

1096
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,240
the color scheme

1097
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:28,960
the color scheme is absurdly good I can't knock that one

1098
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,800
and they never changed it they didn't change it they're not posers

1099
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:35,160
they have the green version

1100
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:39,760
they absolutely change it they regularly change it

1101
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,920
and they have like the dark blue but they change it

1102
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:46,040
now that there's like warbands and stuff yeah they have slight deviations

1103
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:50,120
I don't even mean that they change it all the time that's how the spymaster dates

1104
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:54,560
you know the original alpha legion colors still exist

1105
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,520
but the 40k paint scheme is like slightly greener

1106
01:03:56,520 --> 01:04:03,000
I'm not a Horace Hayercy expert so have mercy but I did just reread the entire legion book

1107
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,120
in the last like three days so I got caught up

1108
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:12,840
but the alpha legion have probably the least amount of great crusade lore I feel like because

1109
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,440
that's the whole point

1110
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:21,840
the emperor was basically playing xcom vip missions with the alpha legion for like whatever

1111
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,520
thousand years during the great crusade unification wars

1112
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:27,880
so they did everything they did was behind the scenes

1113
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:34,800
a lot of assassinations and subversion and covert ops and abducting people and stuff

1114
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:35,800
like that

1115
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,440
black ops ducks they don't they don't make the history books

1116
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:43,120
yeah what do the numbers mean alpharius what are the numbers

1117
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:49,400
basically but they did plant agents all over the place which is pretty cool

1118
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:54,120
the first primarch to be found was actually alpharius and if I remember correctly he was

1119
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,720
basically like on the moon wasn't he

1120
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,680
yeah they basically just stumbled upon it they went outside and there were like loads

1121
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:05,080
of humans like this thing's weird let's kill it and then the custodian's like no dad oh

1122
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,560
what's this oh it's alpharis cool that easy

1123
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:11,360
he was on terror and then the emperor did a superhero landing and killed everyone

1124
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,360
yeah yeah yeah

1125
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,360
terror or the moon

1126
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:18,960
there's a load of people who say let's eat the baby and he's like don't eat my son he's

1127
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:19,960
mad

1128
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:20,960
I read the the the alpharius

1129
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,120
I think he opened a cabinet

1130
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:28,000
yeah the the the primarch the primarch book for the alpha legion is pretty cool I read

1131
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:32,200
it but it was a long time ago uh but yeah he he found alpharius first which is pretty

1132
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:36,600
cool or omegon you don't know if he's actually alpharius or not

1133
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,120
it is alpharius it is alpharius

1134
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:45,640
I'm pretty sure it is um and while alpharius was on terror for a while he just kind of

1135
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:50,600
hung out with malcador they played some warhammer 40k together and he like mentally trained

1136
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:55,040
him he helped him be a kind of resistance to like mind tricks and mind magic and stuff

1137
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:59,900
uh also a big thing alpharius did was he basically invented the blood games that the custodians

1138
01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:01,240
have so like the custodians

1139
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:02,240
allegedly

1140
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,240
more allegedly

1141
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:07,240
we have to say everything have to say allegedly because he's like I'm so cool I invented the

1142
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,240
blood games

1143
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:12,800
the blood games is where the custodians all basically just try to kill each other uh to

1144
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:17,360
toss the security of the imperial palace if I remember correctly

1145
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:20,320
do you know how he snuck into the palace by the way because Colin you'll love this

1146
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:28,600
he's not he's not in a box basically right he's not in a barrel he's not in a barrel

1147
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,080
and then he kills the custodians

1148
01:06:30,080 --> 01:06:31,800
I love salad snake

1149
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:35,560
and and then he escaped in that scene like the the hobbit where they're all in the the

1150
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:40,240
liver and it's just going down it's just with the weird gopro shot in the middle of it that

1151
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,240
looks really out of place you ever know what I'm talking about

1152
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:45,240
they're taking the red monster eisengard

1153
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:46,240
yeah

1154
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:52,680
gosh but yeah he he he basically he basically made the blood games he fought um valdor which

1155
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:58,360
is I know something uh valdor actually put up a good fight happened but uh valdor is

1156
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:03,640
just very strong and the I remember in horse hair see tabletop last one I played like three

1157
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:08,240
years ago valdor could one v one primark models which is pretty neat

1158
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:12,640
well he's like the equivalent of a primark for the custodians like they even say in the

1159
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:18,320
books like if if like a primark was the the the pinnacle of the legions he was the pinnacle

1160
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:23,440
of the custodian and there's loads of people like could valdor kill a primark I'm like

1161
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:29,240
maybe he's he's pretty crazy he's a crazy dude every time he kills someone he sees their

1162
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:35,280
entire like memory flash bite before his eyes and say oh that's crazy and he like absorbs

1163
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:40,320
that information the first time he fought roguedorn he beat him and then he never won

1164
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:44,680
again yeah that was when roguedorn was just discovered so you're probably like that's

1165
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:49,120
I've never really fought my equal although you say that just covered it's like he's still

1166
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:54,160
a full grown primark at this point he's still like an adult he's not like a baby he's a

1167
01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:59,200
big lad he's a chunky boy yeah all right so anyway

1168
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:08,160
the chungus epic win okay oh my gosh they would eventually find omega who was like I'm

1169
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:12,520
sorry mind you a various base he doesn't really have a home planet because he was already

1170
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:17,960
there I don't remember the name of the planet that they found omega on but it's not really

1171
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:22,040
it's not really the alpha lege's home planet either the alpha lege doesn't really have

1172
01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:26,620
any home worlds they never no one actually knows alpharys' home planet because no one

1173
01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:31,120
knew that he was found first they thought he was found last because they found omega

1174
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:36,880
on and then horace finds them and alpharys and omega are already together by the time

1175
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:46,440
horace pulls up and then alpharys pulls up to horace's ship pretending to be omega on

1176
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:51,280
who was already around so he pretends to be a legionary doesn't he he's just like I'm

1177
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:57,720
just some dude in the background he's just like a legionary soldier he's just like horace

1178
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:01,560
I just want to fight he's like omega talk to horace and alpharys talk to horace actually

1179
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:09,720
I was jesus the whole time they alpharys finds omega on like he's fighting the slaw

1180
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:14,800
like the maggot men yeah he saves they kind of save each other's lives they like they

1181
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:19,440
hold hands get in a shuttle they bro out and then when they get back to their ship because

1182
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:23,680
the legion is like oh there's a second primarch they go into a secret room they don't kiss

1183
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:28,560
it and then they say we're actually going to switch places so the legion thing is just

1184
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:34,520
found omegon when then alpharys has taken that place yeah appears to them as like one

1185
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:40,480
the new guy yeah and then forever on alpharys is omega and omega was alpharys in all the

1186
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:44,800
lore so whenever you see them mentioned it's actually omega and it's actually although

1187
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:49,280
I have a pun they found him on the sloth planet and he was the second of the twins to be found

1188
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:58,680
so the planet is now called slothy seconds and it was he also has he also got the pale

1189
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:05,920
spear omega yeah and the sick armor as well sick armor so he was omegon was wearing that

1190
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:10,240
when they found him there's no other lore to that he was just like I just found this

1191
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:18,160
it was primarch's eyes yeah mini primarch's eyes yeah so yeah from there on out uh alpharys

1192
01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:24,760
who is allegedly actually omegon is the head of the chapter he's the primarch well omegon

1193
01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:31,840
who is allegedly alpharys he's usually this black armored uh stealth the 3d squad leader

1194
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:38,400
guy basically uh so they they go around the house they have their little uh operations

1195
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:43,520
they help the dark angels in the rangdan xenocides yeah that's the one yeah because that's the

1196
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:48,400
one i think of where where it's like the the dark angel is struggling a bit with the rangdan

1197
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:52,240
and one of the primarchs is pretending to be a legionary and he goes up to the line he's

1198
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:56,600
like hey bro i'm from the alpha legion mate he's like um who are you he's like i'm just

1199
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:02,640
a guy don't worry we don't where's your primer i don't have a primarch uh i'm just a dude

1200
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:09,600
do you want to have no like okay weirdo and that's kind of their exchange is there any

1201
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:14,800
actual books that uh display the alpha legion fighting in that conflict or is it just mentioned

1202
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:20,560
briefly in the primer they fight at the end uh because it's supposedly the 20th is like

1203
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:24,840
a new legion and then even the other even the first is like there's 20 of us what the

1204
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,000
hell and then there's like they're seeing where they all take off their helmet and they

1205
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:34,400
all look the same and all the first legionary all the alpha legionaries look the same they're

1206
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:39,680
not necessarily born like that or then that doesn't always happen after like gene seed

1207
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:44,200
uh implementation but the gene seed does make you more or less look like alpharius but some

1208
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:48,200
of them still have like propensity to grow hair or their eye color will be different

1209
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:53,720
so they get surgeries and alterations to uh yeah like this is a bit of an aside i've just

1210
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:59,280
done the solar war video there's a point where kel solonius has a surgery to look even more

1211
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:04,720
like alpharius so that when the solar war is going on he's on terror and he's like i'm

1212
01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:09,760
kel solonius i am an astartes and then like they do the objective and then like a cyclic

1213
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:15,480
a psychic thing happens and alpharius who's leading the fleet is actually kel solonius

1214
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:20,120
and they swap places and it's like oh actually i was i remember that i was alpharius but

1215
01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:24,160
i am actually kel solonius and i was hit knowing dr daly's i'm kel solonius and i'm alpharius

1216
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:29,680
like you guys do too much you just calm down the alphalegion books get a little bit ridiculous

1217
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:38,160
after colonists after this war uh oh my gosh yeah there's there's a lot of but that stuff

1218
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:40,760
doesn't actually that stuff doesn't matter for the great crusade because none of that

1219
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:45,600
stuff's actually in the none of that wacky stuff's in the great crusade uh the book legion

1220
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,800
is really nice because it's from the human perspective and so it makes the alphalegion

1221
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:57,440
book yeah it's basically a john grammatica book but what is cool because the alphalegion

1222
01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:01,200
marines are like extremely mysterious you don't know anything about them and you don't

1223
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:05,800
learn a lot about them either so from an outside observation they're really cool and secretive

1224
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:09,360
whereas in the horus heresy when you're doing it from their perspective it's just like all

1225
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:15,140
this ridiculous stupid stuff that is just silly writing usually but whatever legion

1226
01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:21,280
is a good book and everyone read it uh but speaking speaking of legion that's the main

1227
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:27,920
conflicts that they were in kind of in the great crusade uh and they still didn't actually

1228
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:34,600
do very much i most of the primarchs hate most of the primarchs hate alpharius and i

1229
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:42,120
can see why uh they they are the only ones that use human operatives to a certain like

1230
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:49,400
they are as much as space marine legion as a human i'm getting the most egalitarian they're

1231
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:53,040
like they even treat them kind of like the same they're like no you're as important as

1232
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:57,520
i am because we're both doing the same stuff yeah the alphalegion marines are very different

1233
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:02,080
from rake they speak very casually uh even they're just like regular people they don't

1234
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:09,000
speak like normal starrys they speak like you or me basically um alpharius even like

1235
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:12,720
encourages like philosophical debates and stuff with his troops so when they're sitting

1236
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,560
at dinner with the lord general these two guys are debating on like the nature of chaos

1237
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:24,120
and why they're here and stuff which the alphalegion also knew about chaos already uh i i kind of

1238
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:28,400
i don't know who told them i don't know if the emperor told them i think he did uh they

1239
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:31,960
are part of the tree foil where they were freely that's what yeah that's what i was

1240
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:35,320
trying to do a thing yeah i couldn't remember what that what the name of that was but yeah

1241
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:41,520
the salamanders space wolves and alphalegion were all made to do specific tasks no one

1242
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:47,400
actually knows what the alphalegions is of course um but i guess it's to be sneaky they

1243
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:53,520
do have the like unnerving ability to kind of just like sneak up and appear right behind

1244
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:59,560
you uh despite not having raven guard gene seed stuff they just can do things there's

1245
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:04,680
this one part where uh omegon who's actually not omegon he's somebody else i don't even

1246
01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:12,440
remember um i think he's like ingo peck or something yeah whatever uh he he shows up

1247
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:16,760
right behind elus for black and surprises him and then there's these like these invisible

1248
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:20,380
laser grids around the command tent where they're having dinner and he's just like walking

1249
01:15:20,380 --> 01:15:24,440
right through them and it's not triggering the alarms or anything it's pretty neat what

1250
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:30,360
i'm getting ahead of myself uh the nerf campaign on the planet nerf it's basically dune uh

1251
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:36,400
and the nerf things are basically the uh what are the what is the fremen from dune they

1252
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:43,040
wear pink cloth and stuff and they wield uh flaxes and they have what they call air magic

1253
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:49,960
which is just chaos magic uh and despite despite them being relatively primitive they only

1254
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:59,800
have like uh gunpowder and uh like they use these blades and like darts despite that they're

1255
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:05,320
still very strong and they actually were able to destroy titans with their air magic um

1256
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:13,640
yeah so on nerf the geno five chilead which is very cool uh whatever of the imperial army force

1257
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:19,640
of the imperial army they're fighting these nerfing troops uh for eight months and then

1258
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:24,520
the elf legion just kind of decides to reveal themselves but they were already there the entire

1259
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:30,040
time and theoretically even before that because they end up finding these uh shelters and like

1260
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:35,480
command bases that the elf legion kind of carved out in the desert and in most this time the elf

1261
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:40,360
legion were already infiltrating the nerfing people and they were getting operatives into the

1262
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:47,480
nerfing areas and stuff uh there's even a part where one of the chilead regiments uh dig like

1263
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:51,960
takes a body from the nerfing and they kind of operate on it and they find all these weird like

1264
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,480
enhancements inside of it and the uh the alpha legion symbol they don't know what's the alpha

1265
01:16:55,480 --> 01:17:00,520
legion symbol but they find the head of the hydra in the body and so then the alpha legion stage

1266
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:07,480
and ambush for the nerfing people to uh attack this imperial encampment and kill everyone to get

1267
01:17:07,480 --> 01:17:12,360
their body back so that the nerfing don't catch on to the fact that there's alpha legion operatives

1268
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:17,160
in the nerfing so they just massacre this entire regiment basically to cover the alpha legion's

1269
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:23,560
tracks um and before this the first time that they show themselves it's in a desert sink and there's

1270
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:29,640
another regiment i think they were the dancers or the jokers one of the two um they're out here and

1271
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:34,280
they get ambushed by these nerfings and the alpha legion actually uses them as bait which basically

1272
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:39,160
a lot of the regiment gets killed as well uh but then like 12 alpha legion there show up and just

1273
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:45,000
kill all the nerfing and it's pretty cool but yeah so far the alpha legion's track record is just

1274
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:49,240
killing the imperial army and then doing something

1275
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:59,160
i'm true servants of the emperor yeah it's interesting it's it's something uh and all this

1276
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:07,160
malchito was like uh uh go just can we settle it down a little bit yeah they don't even show up to

1277
01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:12,440
the last battle in the nerfing war so i'm like it's really unsure what their i what their motives

1278
01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:19,160
were in the first place they get lost but as i don't know but this whole time john grammaticus

1279
01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:23,800
you cannot forget john grammaticus has been watching the alpha legion because john grammaticus

1280
01:18:23,800 --> 01:18:30,600
has been sent by a xenos faction called the cabal which is known made up of like hundreds maybe a

1281
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:38,840
different xenos species all in this literally a giant flying saucer um john grammaticus is a

1282
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:46,760
perpetual who's good at literally everything um yeah he's a large large kind so i don't mind

1283
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:52,280
the cabal they're kind of like they've made themselves kind of like xenos perpetuals but

1284
01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:57,560
they've kind of jury rigged it so it's like we're not perpetuals but we figured out immortality kind

1285
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:03,640
of they basically they created john grammaticus they made him a perpetual one of them there's like

1286
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:11,080
a line where like someone almost outright says like it's an old one among them so is it like

1287
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:17,080
the last of the old kind or something like that they are led by a somewhere i'm not making it up

1288
01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:25,480
i believe it they led by an elder outark um known as like sladdow or something yes sladdow they're

1289
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:32,040
they're an interesting bunch and uh they're pretty important ironically i guess not that ironically

1290
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:37,560
but most of the alpha legion great crusade lore is actually drawn grammaticus uh lore unfortunately

1291
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:43,000
but you know whatever uh they do actually track down john grammaticus in the nerthing city because

1292
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:47,880
john grammaticus had infiltrated the nerthing city monlo harbor which is the last bastion of

1293
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:52,840
the nerthing uh and they track him down with their agents who had also infiltrated the city

1294
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:59,160
but then john's like kind of psychic presence uh compromises them so then they have to get out

1295
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:04,360
and they're chased by giant demon lizards and stuff and then they lose john again okay and now

1296
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:11,960
and now john's watching them again and in this time they've subverted some of the uh chilean

1297
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:19,560
army men to become agents of their own uh hurtado bronzie and sonica i forgot his first name but

1298
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:25,000
they're both pretty cool dudes and there's there's a lot of cloak and dagger stuff going on

1299
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:29,320
which makes it really makes the alpha legion not look like they were ever on the imperial side in

1300
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:35,480
the first place um because like the the imperial army is constantly trying to weed out these

1301
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:41,880
getting obliterated by alpha legion they're trying to weed out these alpha legion agents

1302
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:46,360
um to the point of like where they find when they actually like torture them immensely but

1303
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:52,680
that being said the alpha legion agent who gets caught uh the alpharius lets petro sonica that's

1304
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:59,080
his name i think uh and another lady go and save him because the alpha legion takes care of their

1305
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:05,720
boys they treat them very well like we said except for when they don't well you know you know uh this

1306
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:12,520
was before the alpha legion was like they were super expendable that like after deliverance loss

1307
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:16,920
they could kind of just make unlimited space marines so it didn't really matter if the agents

1308
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:23,240
died right um here's another 50 yeah basically i know that this is all over the place but like

1309
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:33,160
this is is that surprising i guess okay so the end of the battle on nerth was again on monlo harbor

1310
01:21:33,160 --> 01:21:39,160
uh one day the city just started screaming and all the astral paths and everyone kind of went blind

1311
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:45,960
and the nerthine all of a sudden make this like giant dust storm that just rages towards the

1312
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:50,680
imperial line and it's like thousands like tens of thousands of nerthing troopers and lizards and

1313
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:56,680
stuff charge them and there's a big giant fight and the titans eventually show up and blow them all

1314
01:21:56,680 --> 01:22:03,480
up uh but the john grammatikus then because john grammatikus is back now he goes he goes and finds

1315
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:09,640
alpharius um he he finds an agent actually and then he brings him to alpharius and he tells alpharius

1316
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:16,040
like you got to go right now because the nerthing has something called a black cube which we know

1317
01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:21,000
you never actually get to see or anything they all spark yeah it's it's in the beginning there was

1318
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:28,760
the cube and this black cube is like a chaotic relic from many many years ago uh and the nerthing

1319
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:35,720
are all sacrificing themselves to activate this black cube so alpharius just believes him it

1320
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:40,200
doesn't take much surprisingly but he does believe him and then he goes to lord commander namagera

1321
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:46,920
and tells him we got to leave the lord commander says no screw you uh but then the skies start to

1322
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:50,680
blacken and toxic wind starts to blow and he says oh maybe he had a point maybe i should listen to

1323
01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:58,840
my arm so there's this like super hectic evacuation they lose like half the fleet but they get out the

1324
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:06,280
lord commander's pride is blemished extremely but alpharius has a chance for him to redeem himself

1325
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:15,080
because john grammatikus john grammatikus himself has now told alpharius about the cabal and he wants

1326
01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:19,800
to go talk to the cabal and alpharius says okay and so then he kind of tells that to namagera who's

1327
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:26,920
very skeptical but alpharius's logic is uh we either find information that is pivotal to the

1328
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:33,000
security of the imperium or we find a strong xenos conglomerate and we kill them all either way

1329
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:38,040
to win when you're going to get your image back yeah that's great that i can't hate the alpha

1330
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:48,920
legion on that one that's pretty solid logic uh so they fly their fleet to let's see something with

1331
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:57,800
uh hydra in its name i have the name here uh okay it had hydra in his name the cabal specifically

1332
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:03,320
chose it because it has hydra in its name so yeah all right i'm sure yeah

1333
01:24:03,320 --> 01:24:09,080
even solar war they assault they assault the moon of pluto called hydra i'm like come on

1334
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:16,840
yeah it's not the name of pluto oh my gosh how this works you can't call the moon hydra

1335
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:22,200
they're really trying to blazing them before they even arrived yeah oh and also alpharius

1336
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:27,080
well actually i have no idea if this is true because it was when he was telling namagera

1337
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:32,040
he told namagera that horus was the one who was going to kill him and he was going to kill him

1338
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:36,840
namagera that horus told him to do this i have no idea if that's true because he he was basically

1339
01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:41,720
lying to namagera the entire time he ever talked to him alpharius himself never actually talked to

1340
01:24:41,720 --> 01:24:46,200
him in the first place i'm pretty sure because at dinner he wasn't alpharius and then it didn't

1341
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:55,160
really specify if it was alpharius or not who knows man so they get to this planet which uh name i

1342
01:24:55,160 --> 01:25:00,440
didn't write down apparently but there was it was it's this dead uninhabitable planet but it has a

1343
01:25:00,440 --> 01:25:07,080
300 kilometer diameter circle that has a habitable habitable airspace for human beings it's not very

1344
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:13,560
nice still it's very rainy and wet and gross and they just this is yeah yeah basically

1345
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:20,520
and then these and it's all this is like weird cube stones is the structure and there's like

1346
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:25,160
xenos fish guts everywhere so it's probably an ocean before they uh kind of hollowed it out for

1347
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:30,840
the humans to get there so they land the geno five and a bunch of other guys to kind of secure the

1348
01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:36,600
areas and john grammatikus was staying on the ship with alpharius because he was bringing them here

1349
01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:42,920
but he was locked in a cell this entire time john grammatikus was trying to influence uh pito sonica

1350
01:25:43,480 --> 01:25:49,480
and sonica knew this and he tricks grammatikus into thinking that he influenced him but the

1351
01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:55,320
alpha legion actually like made us they couldn't be influenced and then the other uh ruxanna's lady's

1352
01:25:55,320 --> 01:26:00,200
name was a lady that grammatikus fell in love with she also pretended to be like abused and

1353
01:26:01,160 --> 01:26:06,520
like mentally destroyed from the alpha legion interrogations and she manipulated john grammatikus

1354
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:11,320
as well to bring them to the site of the cabal because grammatikus needed to be there first to

1355
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:17,640
open the way basically for the cabal uh and so they get him there and then he kind of has the

1356
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:24,040
cabal real themselves and then sonica is like oh we tricked you and then all the alpha legionaries

1357
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:28,440
space marines kind of appear out of nowhere it's actually pretty cool they uh they sneak up on the

1358
01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:33,480
cabal which has been the sneakiest organization so far uh the cabal is not too pleased because

1359
01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:38,440
they didn't want to fight but they say fine like as long as we can talk then it's good enough

1360
01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:42,760
alpharius and omega on agree to talk to them and it's the real of failure alpharius omega on

1361
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:48,360
at least it says it doesn't it says it doesn't say that there's someone else so it's safe to

1362
01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:55,000
assume that is probably them uh but this is the most this is the yeah more important pivotal part

1363
01:26:55,880 --> 01:27:01,080
of the alpha legion lore and it is cool so they bring them on to their giant flying saucer that

1364
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:08,840
kind of disappears from nowhere and the farseer of the uh cabal shows them this like weird

1365
01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:14,360
rectangular mirror thing um what is it called holy frick the acuity is called the acuity

1366
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:20,200
and they bring in alpharius and omega on they bring in sheer who is a cykher and they bring in

1367
01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:25,560
sonica just a regular human being so that they can all have different perspectives on it they also

1368
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:30,120
the call knew about alpharius and omega on and they call them when they asking to speak to the

1369
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:35,080
primark they asked to speak to the whole primark which implies further that alpharius omega are

1370
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:39,720
further that alpharius omega are actually one person like they they share a soul basically

1371
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:47,880
so they bring them into this wacky alien place and they show them the acuity and in this vision

1372
01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:53,240
on the acuity which is the future according to them they show them the horse heresy basically

1373
01:27:53,240 --> 01:28:00,360
exactly how it's going to play out um and then they present two options horse wins um but he

1374
01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:05,240
still has a tiny bit of redemption left in him and in his shame he destroys everything he destroys

1375
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:13,080
humanity and along with it chaos dies uh and the galaxy is saved basically they show him the golden

1376
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:18,840
throne as well if the emperor wins which is stagnation seizes the imperium and uh it will

1377
01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:24,440
seek to perpetuate itself over and over again across thousands of years but it will decay slowly and

1378
01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:32,280
surely and gradually allow chaos to seep back in and consume it so it's not two pretty bad options

1379
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:42,920
but one option has the destruction of chaos the other option has uh humanity's slow agonizing

1380
01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:50,440
death over tens of thousands of years uh the primarks originally refuse but then they're

1381
01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:56,680
showing exactly what happens basically if the emperor wins um in the acuity and omega and

1382
01:28:56,680 --> 01:29:03,080
alpharius like scream and they're freaked out and it literally the the vision kills she or the

1383
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:08,600
slyker poor guy um then the primarks stare at each other they just look into each other's eyes

1384
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:14,680
longingly and see maybe they're yeah maybe they're communicating psychically you know

1385
01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:20,280
you know that's how they communicate brah i promise that's how they talk is just the

1386
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:30,440
connie name is connie making out with connie uh um but in the ends they both agree there is a

1387
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:36,200
theory that omegon stays loyal to the emperor but at the time they seemingly agree and i don't think

1388
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:42,200
they can really trick each other because they're like literally connected by souls so it's really

1389
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:47,000
they make the horrors heresy books make it seem like they're fighting each other but i'm not

1390
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:53,000
entirely sold on it i think well is it dan when dan abner was asked about it he says like they

1391
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:59,640
asked like why did they agree to do it and he says it's mostly like with what the alpha legion do is

1392
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:06,360
they will play along with something to learn more about it so they were probably thinking we need to

1393
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:11,800
play into this this horrors heresy thing is going to happen slash chaos is going to corrupt the

1394
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:18,200
imperium whether we like it or not but if we play a little bit into it we maybe can influence the

1395
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:26,280
outcome more so that's kind of the shit for everyone to be fair would you really trust the

1396
01:30:26,280 --> 01:30:30,520
clandestine xenos organization that just goes check out my funky mirror and say okay you can

1397
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:34,120
kind of see the future but you're only telling me there's two options there could be other ones

1398
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:41,080
liars liar liar pants on fire i'm the alpha legion i'm very unfortunate because the cabal

1399
01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:45,080
is basically never mentioned again i'm pretty sure is there any books where they talk about it again

1400
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:54,120
i think yeah like murdered oh okay well that's our boy eldrad and a loyalist word bearer hunting

1401
01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:59,640
them he's an aric yeah he's like i've got like a word bearer sniper henchman and he just goes like

1402
01:30:59,640 --> 01:31:04,520
can you like hitman all of the cabal he's like i don't care as long as i get to kill logar it's

1403
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:10,360
like cool fair enough that sounds like a sick book i've never heard of that he really appears randomly

1404
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:17,720
he at one point he gets like he goes to nocturne because he's got to kill uh uh vulcan with the

1405
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:22,440
fulgarite and stuff and he gets to nocturn there's one point where he gets trapped by lava in a cave

1406
01:31:22,440 --> 01:31:29,160
he's like well i guess i'll die and then eldrad just appears he's like no i could save you but

1407
01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:34,600
you've got to be like my henchman he's like i'll get on with it let me out come on i'll do it fine

1408
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:40,280
never heard of this he's one of the most annoying plot threads because like oh we've got like

1409
01:31:40,280 --> 01:31:45,320
uh he's not a loyalist word bearer he just hates logar and where his legion have gone so he kills

1410
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:52,840
loyalists as well as traitors and it's like whatever happened to that guy gone um remembered

1411
01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:59,400
empire book where gilliman and lion and sanguineous make their own second imperium and he was he's

1412
01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:05,320
there to help with something he's like he gets randomly captured by the ultramarines and put in

1413
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:11,000
prison then he escapes and then he's like is that a word barrier what's he doing here it's the same

1414
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:17,640
guy he also i'll give this man some credit he uh was taken there by two uh you guys aren't gonna

1415
01:32:17,640 --> 01:32:24,440
believe this i was reading a horus heresy book which one is crazy unremembered empire ah it's

1416
01:32:24,440 --> 01:32:31,480
good actually it's good uh and uh like if i think it was the same guy he he was taken there by two

1417
01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:35,800
other word bearers who were possessed he's all right thank you for the ride and then he shoots

1418
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:43,160
them yeah he just kills the ride and he goes all right bye so you know again to be fair they were

1419
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:48,920
they were about to kill him so you know evens out yeah he's a cool character and we never hear about

1420
01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:58,600
him ever again yeah wow also eldred in that book uh was horrifying that was john grammaticus he was

1421
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:03,720
walking around like after the cabal nonsense and then he just was like he goes to a bar like i need

1422
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:11,320
i need some food i need to recuperate and then time stops and eldred's just there and uh mr

1423
01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:17,720
perpetual is like i can't die but i think i'm about to i feel like that's about to get put to the test

1424
01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:27,720
how long is the john grammaticus video dropping oh it's honestly never no no no you do do the video

1425
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:33,880
but please ask dreadon on to voice all of his parts it would be a man it's difficult because

1426
01:33:33,880 --> 01:33:41,000
he's like he's a lot in these cedar terra books as well he's like he's in so many i mean if everyone

1427
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:44,840
doesn't mind the spoiler if everyone doesn't want a spoiler for the end of his story or his will

1428
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:52,680
he he explodes no at the last time we see him he is like he's been traveling through time

1429
01:33:52,680 --> 01:33:58,840
creating tears using a feather of sanguineous like that sounds absurd it sounds like marvel

1430
01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:08,520
dcu god I hate that okay okay very briefly because in the past basically there's like red threads

1431
01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:13,960
style things that like show them how to get through the ventral spirit and they realize like by the

1432
01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:20,200
time they get to the end him and alana's person they go oh the reason we had like this wayblock

1433
01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:26,840
is that one of us he was like a one was went back in time slashed basically made the map

1434
01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:34,360
for us so he's like i better go do that thing um time to stop Thanos guys i'm just imagining you

1435
01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:40,120
know that dan abner isn't it isn't it because he's in the end of the death all the time as well yeah

1436
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:46,360
he didn't want to think i was just killing yeah i was just imagining you know that marvel

1437
01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:52,920
intro is like with the big text and just says grammatikus and it just him winking at the camera

1438
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:59,080
in all the different reflections like go away john we hate you i'm so excited to finally there's an

1439
01:34:59,080 --> 01:35:07,880
old world book and it's gonna open with fucking john grammatikus completely lost or or phoenix

1440
01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:17,960
is brought back to reunite with god he's like oh how is this possible it's good

1441
01:35:22,520 --> 01:35:27,800
travel so he can live as long as he needs to for the plot because he at the end of at the end of

1442
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:32,520
the legion book he kills himself but i mean he comes back because he's you know grammatikus bro

1443
01:35:32,520 --> 01:35:39,000
kills vulcan with a full garage like chill out john jeez yeah speaking of dudes fighting primarchs

1444
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:44,120
though we we have we do have we have like 10 minutes left of alpha legion lore even that

1445
01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:52,120
so they see the vision alpharius says everything i do from this point is for the emperor um and

1446
01:35:52,120 --> 01:36:01,560
then they beam up to the imperial fleet and kill everybody the beta which is one of the ships of

1447
01:36:01,560 --> 01:36:06,440
the alpha legion they don't name their ships they just give them the designation uh turns on the

1448
01:36:06,440 --> 01:36:11,560
fleet starts blowing things up and the alpha which alpharius had told lord namadira was on

1449
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:16,840
other business was actually on the other side of the planet which why like i don't know why they

1450
01:36:16,840 --> 01:36:20,840
have to sell all these lies to their supposed allies at the time when it comes around

1451
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:27,560
and shoots them all alpharius beams up to the uh to lord namadira's ship he fights the lucifer

1452
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:35,800
black guard that namadira has lucifer blacks are very cool by the way and the head guy chain actually

1453
01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:42,120
wounds alpharius he gets a hidden which is pretty neat um and then alpharius like has a freaking

1454
01:36:42,120 --> 01:36:48,440
megatron moment he says that's all you'll get and then tears him in half and he just dies um and then

1455
01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:55,480
then he kills namadira uh and then namadira says why are you doing this and the book ends

1456
01:36:55,480 --> 01:37:01,960
with alpharius saying for the emperor maybe yeah and then jongle madacus kills himself uh

1457
01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:07,640
but it's more it's more like it's more like a reset it's just like i want to respawn

1458
01:37:08,520 --> 01:37:13,720
yeah he just turns up somewhere else which is cheating yep uh forget about me gender

1459
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:20,680
manikus i should also i should also mention it would feel so empty without me just every time

1460
01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:25,800
the whore is harris he gets like quite good he's like oh piss off job yeah she also mentioned

1461
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:32,440
nerth uh the nerthing campaign was kind of at the same time as the ulunor campaign so i don't know

1462
01:37:32,440 --> 01:37:37,400
how much of the alpha legion was at ulunor if any but most of them were probably at nerth at the

1463
01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:44,040
time but they're also everywhere so who who knows i don't know i know alpharius sent uh delegates

1464
01:37:44,040 --> 01:37:48,680
to the war master ceremony he didn't show up himself he was busy doing alpha legion stuff

1465
01:37:48,680 --> 01:37:54,760
uh but yeah they were the most actually so i forgot to mention namajira was about to send

1466
01:37:55,400 --> 01:37:59,560
a message like a missive to tera uh like a complaint about the alpha legion that they were

1467
01:37:59,560 --> 01:38:04,040
like treasonous basically and that they had to like be brought to heel because you can't really

1468
01:38:04,040 --> 01:38:09,560
blame them at this point all that alpharius has done is lie to him and they like haven't really

1469
01:38:09,560 --> 01:38:16,280
really even helped in this in this war like it's so yeah it's legion is a very good book though

1470
01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:22,200
the geno 5 chili had a really cool uh they have like these they have like psychic heads known as

1471
01:38:22,200 --> 01:38:27,000
uxors and stuff read the book read it's the only good alpha legion book that you'll ever get so

1472
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:32,360
just read it okay don't read pre-torn as orn don't read deliverance lost just read legion

1473
01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:39,880
the end yeah yeah also there's our amelius dinat's a guy i don't know he was never a guy

1474
01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:45,080
into the primarch book he was just in the horus harrisseek tabletop but had zero lore for a really

1475
01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:49,800
long time well that's the thing every every character video i've done on the smaller alpha

1476
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:54,840
legion characters like they were there once he's the hell master so and so i added a comment on

1477
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:58,760
one of my videos on armor steel at like no that's actually this other character i'm like

1478
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:03,800
that whole thing is they're supposed to look identical what do you mean that's a different

1479
01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:08,680
character the other legion are really cool if you read legion though like i might be making them

1480
01:39:08,680 --> 01:39:15,160
sound silly but it's actually there is there is also like a weird interaction between um alpharius

1481
01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:20,040
and leman ross at a banquet in one of the books and he's all like ha if i didn't know any better

1482
01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:26,280
you're so sneaky i'd think there's two of you and alpharis is like that'd be crazy wouldn't it

1483
01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:33,160
and then the wolf king's like ah this guy's sneaky i like him he's crazy that's crazy to my

1484
01:39:33,160 --> 01:39:37,960
knowledge alpharius's only real buddies are basically just horse right does anyone else

1485
01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:42,360
actually friends with him i think ferris manis is okay with him because they fought i think the iron

1486
01:39:42,360 --> 01:39:47,080
warrior tolerates and ferris man doesn't have any friends apart from fulgrum he's just like yeah

1487
01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:55,720
but gilman hates them i know gilman not a big fan his tactics yeah conrad doesn't like him

1488
01:39:56,520 --> 01:39:59,960
i don't know what the line thinks he's a weirdo because he was that first interaction

1489
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:05,400
a lot of the primarchs just say like that he's dishonorable and like you're too sneaky and stuff

1490
01:40:05,400 --> 01:40:11,880
and and he's sure like my little brother's weird yeah that's yeah i guess i can say that alpharius

1491
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:16,120
and omega and are quite short for primarchs and the alpha legion space brains are very

1492
01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:21,080
large for space brains so it lets them blend in a lot better they kind of fit they met in the middle

1493
01:40:21,640 --> 01:40:26,040
yeah but uh the lucifer black who have wounded alpharius could actually tell the difference

1494
01:40:26,040 --> 01:40:29,640
between all the alpha legionnaires which was pretty cool because the to the untrained eye

1495
01:40:29,640 --> 01:40:36,680
they all look identical but there's a lot of someone else does that oh john does that

1496
01:40:36,680 --> 01:40:43,000
the john literally talks to an alpha legionary he goes i'm alpha it's like no you're not you

1497
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:47,400
don't look like alpharius it's like huh it's like that's at the beginning of the book doing weird

1498
01:40:47,400 --> 01:40:52,120
stuff stop it at the beginning of the book the first alpha legionary that they see is shows up

1499
01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:56,840
at like this outpost and her title bronzies the headman there and he's like he's taking a pee

1500
01:40:56,840 --> 01:41:00,280
uh and he's about to like head out with his troops even though he's not supposed to and the alpha

1501
01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:04,840
legion there shows up like right behind him while he's taking a pee and tells him to not go anywhere

1502
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:13,640
you guys need help and bronzy bronzy challenges him uh and the alpha legionary says that he admires

1503
01:41:13,640 --> 01:41:17,720
his balls which is not something you'd often hear you know on a start you say in most of these

1504
01:41:17,720 --> 01:41:23,640
pardon me and then bronzy says they're only out because i'm pissing basically and it's a funny

1505
01:41:23,640 --> 01:41:28,520
little exchange but then bronzy turns around and like asks his name and the guy says i am

1506
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:33,000
alpharius and then bronzy freaks out and then the alpha legions disappears no you can't you don't

1507
01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:40,360
get to just did you mean what what do you what no like like like bronzy is brave and then the

1508
01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:45,080
alpha legionary says that he admires his balls like for being brave all right what on you or

1509
01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:51,560
a very different direction that i just like the idea because i'm pissing so for a minute like i

1510
01:41:51,560 --> 01:42:04,760
i thought like hey man hey man nice uh but yeah we may as well from a pharise yeah legion is how

1511
01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:08,360
all the alpha legion books should have been if they did it all like that it would have been amazing

1512
01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:13,560
and awesome yeah uh but they did yeah i mean you gotta give it to dan abner then if you want it

1513
01:42:13,560 --> 01:42:19,320
that kids it's a good book although there was a lot of it was a lot it was kind of every time

1514
01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:24,920
there was a woman character he would describe how big their breasts were like yeah it's very

1515
01:42:26,040 --> 01:42:31,960
it's a little creepy i'm going to describe their figure to an alarming extent trope yeah it does

1516
01:42:31,960 --> 01:42:36,680
that a lot thing is i the thing i find frustrating about the alpha legion is whenever then in the

1517
01:42:36,680 --> 01:42:42,040
horus heresy books they do an alpha legion style thing and then the only way to counter them is to

1518
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:46,680
do an even more alpha legion yeah the problem is it's like we're gonna do something even the alpha

1519
01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:52,520
legion doesn't it's like oh how'd you do that match yeah that's the problem the alpha legion are so

1520
01:42:52,520 --> 01:42:59,000
like they're they've written themselves to be so perfectly and like extremely high iq that no author

1521
01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:04,200
is anywhere near as smart as an alpha legionnaire would actually be and you have to be as intelligent

1522
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:10,040
as the character to actually write the correct ploys so it just yeah their ploys and things can

1523
01:43:10,040 --> 01:43:14,840
only be as smart and well written as the author is smart even unfortunately even roguedawn in the

1524
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:18,760
in the soda war is like i expected you to do this maneuver that you didn't expect me to know that

1525
01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:25,320
you expected me to know the entire praetorian of dawn book is just like oh dawn saw this coming how

1526
01:43:25,320 --> 01:43:32,520
yeah because like it's so stupid i did wall man wall man saw thing yeah well there are any slight

1527
01:43:32,520 --> 01:43:39,320
issues like their tactics are like they are superior but then also a lot of things have to go well

1528
01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:44,280
to like to put it all off and there's only there's always something where it's like something didn't

1529
01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:49,960
go perfectly they still kind of win but it's like yeah they do crazy stuff like in praetorian of

1530
01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:56,120
dawn they infiltrate the imperial palace and blow up the primarch statues yeah and then for the rest

1531
01:43:56,120 --> 01:44:01,160
of the book they just fumble everything somehow because dawn saw it coming or even that time when

1532
01:44:01,160 --> 01:44:05,880
the alf the shattered legions are fighting the alpha legion and then alpharius happens to be there

1533
01:44:05,880 --> 01:44:12,280
and he's like ah my plans are in but i'm here and then nicona sharracans they're like are we good

1534
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:18,600
you he's like i don't know if you want to do you want to throw down he's like no good stay put and

1535
01:44:18,600 --> 01:44:24,760
that like they just have that um smug anything you can do i can do better attitude and the only

1536
01:44:24,760 --> 01:44:31,000
reason they fail is because i out sneaky the sneaky yeah but that's why legion is so nice because you

1537
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:35,080
don't really it's hard to know what their motives are and there's a lot of secrets that you don't

1538
01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:41,000
actually like understand but it's not a book about the alpha legion trying to win it's just about the

1539
01:44:41,000 --> 01:44:46,280
alpha legion doing alpha legion things so they don't have to like make it this big ploy and make

1540
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:50,680
it so that the other guys the protagonists and the antagonists have to win or lose a certain way

1541
01:44:50,680 --> 01:44:56,920
yeah uh it's just you know those um laser beams in the sky end of the fate of the entire world blows

1542
01:44:56,920 --> 01:45:00,760
it's like no it's just a contained small story which seems to be the case that all the best

1543
01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:06,200
stories are little micro stories that don't have massive stakes beautiful that's why i was telling

1544
01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:09,800
these guys they shouldn't they just they should have just done more great crusade books instead

1545
01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:15,560
of horse heresy books because the great crusade books are so enjoyable yes uh the last thing is

1546
01:45:15,560 --> 01:45:22,200
if people get confused really about why the alpha legion kind of betrayed the imperium again it's

1547
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like the whole playing along thing and then it's a slight thing of they believe the emperor would

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want them to like save the universe and sacrifice all of mankind rather than sacrifice the entire

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01:45:36,920 --> 01:45:42,680
universe so they believe the so this it's for the emperor they do it as in like their loyalty they

1550
01:45:42,680 --> 01:45:47,560
all still stay for the emperor throughout the horse all i'm saying is they couldn't just go

1551
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:53,960
dad can we chat for a minute something really weird happens yeah they could do that when there

1552
01:45:53,960 --> 01:45:59,160
was no conflict going on chromaticus is dogma kiss met the emperor because of course he did

1553
01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:05,320
and he like shakes the emperor's hand and he like sees like the most horrible terrible person you

1554
01:46:05,320 --> 01:46:10,040
could ever imagine like blood soaked warlord basically and is like you're gonna destroy the

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01:46:10,040 --> 01:46:15,800
galaxy the moment he meets him every time valdor stabs someone though just hears tyrant flash in

1556
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:22,600
his mind yeah basically to be fair that that messaging is not uncommon to go with the emperor

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01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:29,240
as a monster as long as valdor has the dianysian spirit like when he stabs out he slices abaddon's

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hand and he sees his destiny and he just says to spoiler and he drops the spear like the only time

1559
01:46:34,120 --> 01:46:39,720
a custodian's ever wantingly dropped a weapon because he's just like uh no yeah i do not like

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01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:46,440
what you're getting turned into the emperor is not a super nice guy but no he's maybe a little bit

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01:46:46,440 --> 01:46:52,280
better than the chaos gods though yeah yeah i'm not gonna disagree on that point i would just

1562
01:46:52,280 --> 01:46:58,360
like the bar to be slightly higher chaos we're the good guys playing people alive and sacrificing

1563
01:46:58,360 --> 01:47:03,240
them in like are you sure that doesn't look good guy to me yeah i think i don't know if i was

1564
01:47:03,240 --> 01:47:08,200
super clear the alpha legion joined chaos so the chaos could win and extinguish humanity

1565
01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:14,680
because without humanity chaos would die and it is or a chorus like a snack eating its own tail

1566
01:47:14,680 --> 01:47:19,560
that's very alpha legion if i if i remember correctly before the horus aries chaos was not

1567
01:47:19,560 --> 01:47:24,200
nearly as influential on the universe they basically use the primarchs as a means to get

1568
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:30,280
into reality kind of kind of head where and kind of before they were they were a lot less malevolent

1569
01:47:30,280 --> 01:47:34,920
seeming like the nerfing where chaos calls and they were just like they're just like regular people

1570
01:47:35,800 --> 01:47:41,320
i think there was a moment where one of them says like uh god be with you to jonka manicus

1571
01:47:41,320 --> 01:47:45,720
but it literally translates to something like may the primordial powers consume your soul

1572
01:47:45,720 --> 01:47:53,880
something like that yeah i don't you know it's neat one last last day behavior uh the emperor

1573
01:47:53,880 --> 01:48:01,480
and marco only told one primarch about chaos and it's very heavily hinted it was yeah well it was

1574
01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:11,240
also al faris al faris knew he was already talking to namajir about chaos but the cabal yeah the cabal

1575
01:48:11,240 --> 01:48:16,440
was explaining it or jonka manicus whatever was explaining it how like al faris understood it as

1576
01:48:16,440 --> 01:48:21,720
like a child would understand it uh but he did know about it whereas all the other primarchs didn't

1577
01:48:21,720 --> 01:48:27,960
didn't know about it tell magnus because the emperor is a silly silly little guy silly little

1578
01:48:27,960 --> 01:48:34,600
guy magnus did not know magnus did not know the consequences of his hand in the same way like

1579
01:48:35,240 --> 01:48:41,000
cardwood to an extent like he thought he was better than it well like even when he was like

1580
01:48:41,000 --> 01:48:46,920
a child he was in he was the only con primarch in contact with the emperor during his crusading

1581
01:48:46,920 --> 01:48:52,760
and he's all like dad i met a guy in the world and he's like you what you what oh there was

1582
01:48:52,760 --> 01:49:00,120
just like this goofy goober in the world he's like oh dear um we have to have the talk is

1583
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:06,280
don't go too far into the into the wall don't talk to strangers magnus when you're going

1584
01:49:07,400 --> 01:49:12,360
does the emperor ever explain why he doesn't tell the kids about chaos is there an actual

1585
01:49:12,360 --> 01:49:17,080
explanation yeah it's basically he's trying to safeguard them from falling because he's like

1586
01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:21,080
if you know about it you're susceptible to learn more about it which means you'll fall quicker

1587
01:49:21,080 --> 01:49:28,680
whereas if i keep it away from you you'll also score that he's true ish fast enough to yes he

1588
01:49:29,480 --> 01:49:34,280
he's like if we can like if we can suffocate the life out of chaos before it's a problem

1589
01:49:34,280 --> 01:49:39,800
everyone's happy and then it's like oh no oh no the demons are coming through the walls

1590
01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:45,000
oh it seems like bad chaos wasn't really the problem it was the followers of chaos

1591
01:49:45,000 --> 01:49:50,200
error was the issue oh yeah but if they knew about it and they knew not to touch it then

1592
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:57,720
i think i think that in the future we should train nuclear power plant operators by not telling them

1593
01:49:57,720 --> 01:50:03,880
what happens if you don't follow safety protocols basically there is a there is an element though of

1594
01:50:03,880 --> 01:50:10,280
like any parent would know like you tell your kid don't do something they do it as quickly as

1595
01:50:10,280 --> 01:50:15,240
possible but you tell your kids don't do drugs but every parent tells their kid no not even that

1596
01:50:15,240 --> 01:50:19,880
you tell your kid don't walk in a highway that's what this one is and then you know what the kids

1597
01:50:19,880 --> 01:50:24,680
say actually i think i will do that because i'm going through things yeah what do they do over

1598
01:50:24,680 --> 01:50:31,560
there in england i've never done that every parent tells their kid don't do drugs kids like that's

1599
01:50:31,560 --> 01:50:36,840
and what do they do drugs that's what they do like 10 years old what the emperor should have done was

1600
01:50:36,840 --> 01:50:46,360
make the cringy like youth pastor um like american video where it's like oh celibacy yeah yeah yeah

1601
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:53,240
we are psychology them or as they say in some places isn't it like the parent buys a ring and

1602
01:50:53,240 --> 01:50:59,720
the child is married to the parent spiritually it's weird uh but that's the thing um that's a

1603
01:50:59,720 --> 01:51:05,240
lot of law but just realizing christ it was yeah yeah should we should we go through the donations

1604
01:51:05,240 --> 01:51:11,400
and then question of the week yes we had quite a few don't know i think set for five bucks i can't

1605
01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:18,120
insult you all the five head does it for me there it is john hudson for five bucks i know it's late

1606
01:51:18,120 --> 01:51:25,880
but if cathonia is chicago nostromo is gary indiana i think i should know indiana um bunny

1607
01:51:25,880 --> 01:51:36,520
got a few bucks uh going back to work in the rain thank you brother uh bean again for five

1608
01:51:39,880 --> 01:51:45,000
and our legionary of our legionnaire was sitting on the golden throne the whole time and nobody

1609
01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:50,280
noticed we're gonna be surprised at this point don't bring up the avenging sun is actually

1610
01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:57,160
alpharius theory we won't tolerate it uh caleb collins for two bucks uh collin was omegon all

1611
01:51:57,160 --> 01:52:03,000
along or after all hairline for proof wow thank you i would like i would like to reiterate once

1612
01:52:03,000 --> 01:52:07,800
again we are the winners of all the insults because you are paying the money to do it this is uh

1613
01:52:10,280 --> 01:52:17,080
thank you very much 10 bucks glad to glad to catch one as it's been a while now to go with video

1614
01:52:17,080 --> 01:52:22,360
what's your favorite second and eleventh legion theories i know gw will never give answers but

1615
01:52:22,360 --> 01:52:27,960
it's straighter than alphalete before yeah it is um i think there's some compelling evidence to

1616
01:52:27,960 --> 01:52:33,560
suggest the soul drinkers are descendants of theirs because they have the soul spear and then the soul

1617
01:52:33,560 --> 01:52:38,520
spear was apparently roger dawn's weapon but the imperial fist can't use it which means it can't

1618
01:52:38,520 --> 01:52:45,080
be his weapon it's like i'm gonna read that omnibus soon no spoilers good uh they are the

1619
01:52:45,080 --> 01:52:50,520
purge and the forgotten isn't it that's the end so i haven't looked at theories for them forever

1620
01:52:52,600 --> 01:52:55,320
in the imperial fist and ultramarine so it makes sense they could be

1621
01:52:55,960 --> 01:52:59,960
intakes from the lost legions in the imperial vest yet what's your on is my eleventh legion

1622
01:53:01,160 --> 01:53:05,880
uh it says sorry rewrite just ignore the previous one as it's just a real discussion don't worry

1623
01:53:05,880 --> 01:53:10,520
brother got the end i still got to catch one after so long and i hope you guys are doing well good to

1624
01:53:10,520 --> 01:53:15,960
see you again brother i hope you enjoy the stuff document you were saved for five bucks how is the

1625
01:53:15,960 --> 01:53:25,000
imperium secundus stuff also known as chondra and conrad's excellent adventure uh he doesn't he does

1626
01:53:25,000 --> 01:53:30,760
my man is unstoppable on that he has such a headache for them uh tom warren for five bucks um you know

1627
01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:37,640
who also needed to go back in time to set up what they were doing your poetry they rhyme you know

1628
01:53:37,640 --> 01:53:46,440
uh cinac eight for five bucks have read the new alpha legion book shroud of night question mark

1629
01:53:46,440 --> 01:53:53,800
it's just them with eff with eff it we ball energy i think andy just i haven't i've i read it a couple

1630
01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:58,920
years ago the calm i'm getting through it i've seen one yeah with like the star child or something

1631
01:53:59,720 --> 01:54:02,920
i'm getting i read a couple years ago and i vaguely remember it it was pretty neat

1632
01:54:02,920 --> 01:54:07,960
see what dynamic does with that scene uh dr serious i mean that's new but i think that's new

1633
01:54:07,960 --> 01:54:14,680
five serious serious black uh five bucks if traitors are against everything the imperium stands for

1634
01:54:14,680 --> 01:54:20,040
does that mean they fulfill colin's dream of top decking and wrecking their elder wife

1635
01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:29,080
well what the hell uh some of them some of them do console resinos but they still hate them usually

1636
01:54:29,080 --> 01:54:36,440
uh as a coin i'm maximus decius manus i may i may worship satan but i would never talk to an alien

1637
01:54:38,440 --> 01:54:44,520
some of the values of your uh two bucks what's up pookies i just wrote up from my nap well

1638
01:54:45,160 --> 01:54:52,840
you're good you're finally awake um oh you're finally awake uh enjoying the fibers the fiber

1639
01:54:52,840 --> 01:54:59,080
being binging the podcast over the last days you guys have saved my sanity first time catching the

1640
01:54:59,080 --> 01:55:03,560
stream good to see you brother uh colin i hope you aren't catching too many strays and the rest of

1641
01:55:03,560 --> 01:55:10,920
your having a good one best hammer car it's been a pretty pretty nice it's been pretty calm uh

1642
01:55:10,920 --> 01:55:17,080
we have to rally into call his name call his name is sorry it's maximus decius manus very

1643
01:55:17,080 --> 01:55:29,960
crazy it's like deus ex machina no you're just like yes i said is it maximus decius meridius

1644
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:34,360
it's like when americans say aluminum so you missed out a few syllables there mate where are

1645
01:55:34,360 --> 01:55:42,520
these letters coming from where are you pulling them from latin isn't it decius maximus again

1646
01:55:42,520 --> 01:55:49,560
oh i say decius i meant deus sorry i'm going straight into the um maximus decius meridius

1647
01:55:49,560 --> 01:55:58,120
is the yeah yeah you're being mean uh yesterday i discovered trench crusade i am in love i might

1648
01:55:58,120 --> 01:56:05,320
do some videos i'm glad that it didn't end up staying caught in garbage twitter crossfire like

1649
01:56:05,320 --> 01:56:10,840
it was for a bit uh we do have a question of the week as well from previous we missed lots

1650
01:56:10,840 --> 01:56:18,600
of we forgot yeah we speak dj beast comment for a second uh it's a how joke oh oh of course how

1651
01:56:18,600 --> 01:56:24,600
pulling these letters from his ass like pineapple and fire hydrants good man the dude is how how

1652
01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:34,440
can make a pineapple disappear that's his thing i didn't i didn't need the pineapple disappear

1653
01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:42,840
okay jesus christ now you see it now you don't uh how much money though how much money for you

1654
01:56:42,840 --> 01:56:52,760
do you guys do it though that's the big question you know what you know i think it's a lot less

1655
01:56:52,760 --> 01:56:56,920
money than you willing to admit and that's the funny thing how am i gonna get it in there

1656
01:56:56,920 --> 01:57:07,480
okay hang on hang on hang on i i gotta do some research i think like so almost like so

1657
01:57:08,440 --> 01:57:12,280
all right millions in the chat now i reckon it'll be in the hundreds of thousands now look

1658
01:57:14,360 --> 01:57:15,800
people pineapple

1659
01:57:15,800 --> 01:57:25,640
can be five to six inches wide it's spiky human anus can stretch up to seven inches gosh man

1660
01:57:27,640 --> 01:57:29,800
make sure you turn it upside down it's doable

1661
01:57:33,400 --> 01:57:36,840
it's prickly really is made you're all fucking blind

1662
01:57:39,000 --> 01:57:43,880
but thank you for only for fixing that and putting one out 300k appreciate that brother

1663
01:57:43,880 --> 01:57:51,720
uh we did have a previous answer isn't it for the question we did oh my god it was uh

1664
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:05,800
how did alpharix make the pineapple disappear that's the real question hashtag stretch

1665
01:58:08,040 --> 01:58:11,080
but no the last question of the week was you know what makes you rage

1666
01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:15,800
uh dj beast was the first one and i i actually i like this one he's finally on my side for

1667
01:58:15,800 --> 01:58:21,400
something uh hashtag rage the fact that the best faction of the game the exodites have no lore or

1668
01:58:21,400 --> 01:58:29,320
models it's elves riding dinosaurs for pizza real real very real uh the next one uh at bean

1669
01:58:29,320 --> 01:58:37,080
four five oh nine bean bean bean is back uh hashtag rage the fact that nobody is forced

1670
01:58:37,080 --> 01:58:46,200
to bite the curb yet characters never died i don't know type is inspired that much hate in everyone

1671
01:58:46,200 --> 01:59:01,560
but uh and iowa uh iowa 7631 hashtag rage no felonid cat girl models okay thank you thank you

1672
01:59:01,560 --> 01:59:10,520
iowa when my grandkids arrive and um elder scroll six finally comes out the kushii is gonna make a

1673
01:59:10,520 --> 01:59:18,440
lot of you never see and then set with one more dono uh two bug yeah colin you're right but i'm

1674
01:59:18,440 --> 01:59:26,440
happy to pay anyway well fair enough that's your soul marathi likes pineapples hashtag trench no

1675
01:59:26,440 --> 01:59:36,600
that's a stretch i'm going to see the trend bro i'm we gotta let's get a new donation goal everyone

1676
01:59:36,600 --> 01:59:41,240
let's get like a hundred dollars to send hal a bunch of those books that are just like one word

1677
01:59:41,240 --> 01:59:49,000
per page let's get this guy prescription glasses and then all of us some you know rogaine or whatever

1678
01:59:49,000 --> 01:59:59,960
that hair deal was was our new question of the week we had one as well yeah um super we we came

1679
01:59:59,960 --> 02:00:05,640
up with the idea of um hashtag allegiance i believe it was like are the alpha legion

1680
02:00:05,640 --> 02:00:13,480
traitor or are they loyalists discuss and you can make up a reason why they are each yeah yeah

1681
02:00:13,480 --> 02:00:19,320
i think the alpha legion had a very riveting discussion on you know what the hell's going on with those guys

1682
02:00:19,320 --> 02:00:26,600
i love the alpha legion i think the alpha legion are traitors and it's it's mostly the bald thing

1683
02:00:27,240 --> 02:00:32,360
because gw don't know any other way to indicate like the guy has terrible intentions even the hair

1684
02:00:32,360 --> 02:00:37,560
abandoned him like that's their only thing they've got really going about that i think in this i must

1685
02:00:37,560 --> 02:00:41,400
admit i don't think they're going to take the the fact that one of their primarchs was killed by

1686
02:00:41,400 --> 02:00:45,640
regular dawn lying down i think after that point they're like screw it we don't care anymore you

1687
02:00:45,640 --> 02:00:55,080
killed our dad you suck you suck i hate you was it a week oh yeah one of the one of those primarchs

1688
02:00:55,080 --> 02:01:05,000
is still alive he was but now we've you know what omega was gilliam and dot yeah omega was gilliam

1689
02:01:05,000 --> 02:01:11,640
and okay okay they're both dead no no you put those fingers down they're both dead

1690
02:01:14,520 --> 02:01:19,960
okay if everyone made it this far by the way uh thank you so much for watching we obviously have

1691
02:01:19,960 --> 02:01:25,880
merch as well so you want to get you represent your crime it's actually law crime uh we have our links

1692
02:01:25,880 --> 02:01:33,240
in the descriptions and all that stuff on our channels uh or the channel um we finally dragged

1693
02:01:33,240 --> 02:01:39,320
colin through the great crusade and now kicking and screaming begin after this will be well

1694
02:01:39,320 --> 02:01:44,440
eventually we will cover the entire timeline of the horrors heresy probably going through each

1695
02:01:44,440 --> 02:01:50,760
legion at a time i think we need to give colin a bit of a break because he will cry like two years

1696
02:01:50,760 --> 02:01:57,000
of content i think colin is gagging for damnation of pythos law my love well

1697
02:01:57,000 --> 02:02:04,680
so bear in mind um bear in mind eli like a good third of the horrors heresy books are like uh

1698
02:02:04,680 --> 02:02:08,120
anthologies so they don't i was about to say colin looks like an anthology man

1699
02:02:08,680 --> 02:02:14,040
he he looks like he's gagging for an anthology you know what i really like i really liked the

1700
02:02:14,040 --> 02:02:19,080
one with the thunder warrior what was it called uh oh rhythm uh about the ribbon hound um

1701
02:02:19,960 --> 02:02:24,360
endred har i don't know what the book was called it was where the world eater escapes from prison

1702
02:02:24,360 --> 02:02:30,440
and kills in a custodians with his bare hands there's that one oh yeah the other i'm cast in

1703
02:02:31,560 --> 02:02:35,880
outcast ed yeah mechanic him's also a really good one we need to do the mechanicus uh

1704
02:02:36,760 --> 02:02:42,760
civil war sometime too yeah i think coming up a lot more will probably be a bit more

1705
02:02:42,760 --> 02:02:54,520
fantasy now that we've done some great crusade i like the abyss book oh that one not because it's

1706
02:02:54,520 --> 02:02:59,800
good i just like the funny world eater who's just confused and lost and just kind of shows up

1707
02:02:59,800 --> 02:03:07,880
randomly strolls a real one yeah one of two yeah uh finishing my favorite bible passage

1708
02:03:07,880 --> 02:03:12,920
that was it samuel dances in front of the lord with all his might uh thank you so much for watching

1709
02:03:12,920 --> 02:03:17,960
and listening uh we'll catch you guys all very soon thank you for the donations and we'll

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02:03:17,960 --> 02:03:38,840
see you soon peace bye bye