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Intro

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Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Law Crimes.

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And before we get started, my costume didn't arrive in time,

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Colin's didn't arrive in time, so this is what's happened.

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Oh my god. Eli, what have you done?

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What have you done? Oh my goodness.

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Hey guys, Panky's no work here.

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Oh my goodness. Welcome everyone. Welcome to Halloween special Law Crimes.

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This is a little spooky event, we're talking about ghosts and ghouls and all that good stuff.

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Necracy is probably gonna show up. Should we say who we are?

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My mind was, I did, you can check back, there was a podcast we did like a month ago,

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where I was on my phone ordering a costume from Etsy and I got an NCR Ranger costume.

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They said, you get your money back if it doesn't get here before Halloween.

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But we're before Halloween technically, so I didn't get it in time, which is a shame.

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And I am in the same boat, I ordered a Helldiver costume and it's not here yet.

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Amazing. I am Colin.

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Yeah, I noticed.

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I went all over town looking for a freaking Dragon Ball shirt and a bald cap.

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Took me four hours this morning, I had to go to Walmart and there was nothing there.

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I had to make a hot topic account to get 10% off. I have an account that's hot.

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Oh no.

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But you know it was worth it. I got this cool Dragon Ball shirt.

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And I'm Colin.

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Will you wear it after this, Eli?

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Thank you, yeah I will. I'll just turn it into a gym shirt or something.

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Two Collins, that's crazy. The bed is one squared.

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The actual bed is unneeded in the background.

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Let this be the day that you almost got Orham Alor.

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This is in fact Captain Jack Boys for the audio listeners out there.

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There is real makeup around my eyes, it stings.

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Yeah, it was good.

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I think you should wear eyeliner more often, it really accentuates your eyes.

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It stings so bad.

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When I had that makeup on for the entire thing it hurt.

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That stuff's bad for your skin.

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I was like, my eyes, I want to pick my eyes and like no.

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Thank you for the comment of Captain Jack Boys.

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I appreciate that.

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Wow, DJ Beast.

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Same costume as him.

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So for everyone today, it's pretty close to Halloween.

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Spooky, scary skeletons, all that good stuff.

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And today we're going to talk about ghosts or things basically undead in Warhammer adjacent.

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Not everything is undead, but we've chosen a selection.

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A little selection of cheeky little things that we've all picked out.

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I had the pleasure of going first though for people.

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If everyone did like our costumes, thanks.

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If they didn't keep it to yourself.

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Please yell at Etsy to be better with shipping.

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Starting off with our little adventure into something a bit more, you know, this thing will make you piss yourself.

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This is truly terrifying. This is not chaos, though.

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This is Mandrakes, a little horrific creation of the Drukhari.

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Almost a dark elves then.

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That's not the right setting.

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So everyone was already thinking, man, like the Drukhari, the dark Eldar, they already kind of like the scariest, scummiest, like the most terrifying thing in the Warhammer verse.

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There's something worse.

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That they even they fear and that they avoid, and yet they somehow set up right next to in their own neighborhood.

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So Mandrakes themselves are this sort of ebony skin, like glowing, dark Eldar like figure, often with long flowing hair.

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And they are utterly terrifying to be around.

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They often appear in essentially they will their special ability is somewhat they can appear from your shadow or essentially shadows are their realm.

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They're not quite living things.

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They're like half intermixed with the real space like in Komarra.

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And then half of their soul is like trapped somewhat in the immaterium as well.

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They pretty much just like just describing them for someone like visually, you wouldn't really get to see them up close unless you were pretty much either dead or you were essentially caught a little glimpse like their rippling power.

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Often, I think in the official artworks is green energy that kind of comes out a little in like carved runes more like their skin.

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And what makes them kind of more truly terrifying is the fact that they are pretty much the most efficient killer in in all the like the Drukhari thing is a lot of time, you know, keeping you alive.

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But this thing is just it is death incarnate.

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They don't even bother going up to fight against.

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They are got some new models, though.

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So if everyone wants to buy them, they are pretty sick for the Mandrakes themselves.

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They actually found a special reason to be around.

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For the Mandrakes themselves, they actually found a special region of Komarra.

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I can't pronounce this perfectly, but it's called Ali-in-Drakh, I think.

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And it's literally like described as like, you know, Chicago, Colin.

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Oh, I'm well acquainted.

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Well, let's just say it got cut off because it's like it like everyone was like, now we don't we don't mess with that.

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I wish we could do that.

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Yeah, and sort of opened up like 100 years later and there were people still living in there.

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Essentially, there's a whole region of like the massive city of the Drukhari city of Komarra.

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That's in its sort of web way.

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And it's entirely almost shut off.

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And that's where the Mandrakes sort of like they scour and they stalk and they hide within the shadows.

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And if a even in fact, the whole vector is thinking, you know, I've got some balls on me and I want to go in there and make a deal.

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It's not very likely that you'll survive it, but they are fantastically good killers.

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So if someone's willing to bargain the right price or the things that they are tempted by, then they'll very much be like, you know, we'll go for it.

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They don't really talk.

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There are some of them that I will reference a horror story later in this section, but they don't really communicate because it is my dude is literally a shadow goat of death.

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Like what does he need to you know, he doesn't file taxes.

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I do think there's a really cool one.

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Again, pronunciation is going to be dog, like absolute dog.

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Kendor, rock and rock.

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End of the group, Drukhara, all portal or the decapitator.

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This one has four arms and he essentially just roams Komarra's depths.

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And he just he likes to stick up with insulin insulin moment. Don't worry about it.

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I wanted to get an insulin pump prop, but I had no idea where to find that.

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So this one just essentially just stalks around the streets of Komarra and basically just goes around like decapitating people because he enjoys it.

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I should say as well, like if you are in the presence of mandrakes, your bowels loosen, the butthole loosens because these things inspired dread and terror as like a sort of aura effect.

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It's like literally seeing them is perhaps the worst thing.

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I mean, like it's the equivalent of like seeing the gash in some way, like just being around it.

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You have the instinct of like, I'm a scared little weak human and I'm going to die.

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They often themselves like mandrakes, they channel like life energies from other things they like with being like creatures like half in the warp and half alive.

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They like to steal your life force like that life was away from you.

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And it's like there's some abilities they have on tabletop, which is also represented in their law.

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One specific one was they channel stolen energies and they just blast it like freezing flames.

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Come on, what the tabletop thing is for that as well. But then the thing is this flame is not just like, ah, you know, painful death.

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It also burns your literal soul. So it's a complete death.

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And most things in Warhammer, which are like the worst thing ever.

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It's like if you die, your soul gets ripped apart. You feel your soul also being burned alive.

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Pretty much the worst thing ever. Lastly, on mandrakes, there's a really cool.

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Well, it's in like it's only we're trying to make Warhammer horror stories and they were actually like giving it a go.

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And it's a story about how like an imperial city where it's this noble born daughter who essentially it's called the Oubliot.

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If anyone here has no one here has possibly read it, it's the one where this noble daughter, I think her father's just recently passed away.

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And she's essentially threatened by other strong houses on the imperial planet.

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And they have a little Oubliot, which obviously for the uninitiated is based like a dungeon, like the worst version of a dungeon.

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And thanks, brother. Thanks, Tom Warren. Appreciate that.

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The guy associated with the guy associated with Innsmouth Riz chooses a costume associated with a scene.

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He's not wrong.

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I'm all about.

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I'm being sent I'm being sent video games where it's like it's animated dating sims of Lovecraftian creatures.

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Oh, my life.

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What's the song in South Park?

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The so in the war, Lord Cthulhu.

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And how love South Park is Cartman in that in that in that.

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I sound like him.

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And in this in this Oubliot, there's discovering like they essentially like thing is like a demon or some weird creature being bound up.

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And it turns out to be a mandrake.

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And the thing is, with this mandrake, it pretty much makes a deal with the human.

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And then it sort of slowly starts to get unleashed.

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And then at first it takes out political enemies or it saves her life.

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But then eventually this thing just thirsts for death and for life energy to be stolen.

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And it goes on an absolute rampage.

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And it's like this thing is truly the way it does it in the book.

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I honestly can't really do it.

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Judge justice.

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But if people read about it, this thing is quite well sort of put out.

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But like it literally makes the hair on the back of your neck tingle.

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And there's obviously this thing just lives in shadow and it's terrifying.

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And if anyone else has any other parts they want to add about mandrakes, I think that's most.

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Did it cover again?

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It's on that awesome tabletop kill team thing now for it's the kill team box set with the nightlords.

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So it's in a damn good box set as well.

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So they don't want to go pick that up.

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Hell, yes.

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Some amazing parts in there.

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My next choice for some little ghouls that should ghost here was wraith nights.

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Paul Colin is not representing the elder today.

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Not sorry, guys.

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So sorry, brother.

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I'll try and do this justice.

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I support the sentiment as always.

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What else good at, Andy?

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Dying.

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Don't ask.

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Dying.

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Only one of the elves in the wraith night is dead.

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The other one is alive.

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Is that technicality?

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Come on.

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No.

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The problem with the elder society is that what happens if loads of your people die and

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if slanesh basically sucks your soul on death, they've managed to somewhat solve this with

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the spirit stones, which are these little like, I think they are red, mostly aren't they Colin?

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And mostly there's like red ruby colored.

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They're ruby colored gems.

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And they said, not our slanesh, not today, sister.

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So when elder upon death, if they are lucky in their craft, they will have their soul

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shoot right into their little spirit stones, which are placed along their armor.

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And then for in their culture, when they say, you know, with so much venerance of their

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own, like they're dead, they get placed into the infinity circuit.

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I don't know what's the best way to describe an infinity circuit, Colin.

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I don't know if you can.

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What's the best artificial afterlife?

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McDonald's, please.

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It's like, it's kind of like, I think the reason it's called circuit is pretty important.

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I imagine it very much is like a interweaving network, kind of like veins throughout craft

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world ships.

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That's like a way to put it.

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So with so many elder dead, they were like, you know what, sometimes death is just not

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going to stop me.

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And so they said, we need to some of these people needed to get back out there.

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You know, I mean, it's like the guy is like, I'm the coach, I'm retired, but hell, I'm

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going to play with those teenagers.

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Walk that back.

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What?

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What's so DJ Beasts is going to send me a meme about that.

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I can already feel it.

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So for the first of the elder, they decided like so much of their force or members of

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their society are actually no longer part of the living realm and they need to augment

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their own living forces and units.

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So the undead have given another crack at this.

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So with constructs that are made from wraith bone and other parts of like ancient Eldar

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technology, they are formed into what are called wraith knights.

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And they are pretty, I mean, their variants come in like ones that are much more related

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to shooting or the melee variants, which I hate on the tail top.

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Sometimes there's one question.

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Have you been referring to wraith guard this entire time?

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And you have a great guy.

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I think I have a great night because I'm talking about the one.

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There's also a race as well as a wraith guard and then the wraith knights as well.

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Wraith guard themselves, though they take the spirit stones that come from maybe

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the Eldar from the infinity circuit and then they are placed into these constructs.

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And once again, my dude may have been my dude may be dead, but that's no excuse not to be

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absolutely pounding town in the living realm.

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The thing is, when you're kind of an undead ghost inhabiting a form, it's not quite like

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a dreadnought for space marines.

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These things are not really like fully alive.

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They don't really perceive the material universe quite well.

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I think they even specifically what's the word they use is it wraith site is the

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particular one because they don't quite perceive the material universe like is a bit hazy.

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So wraith knights are not like a perfect thing of like, oh, this person was just brought

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back from the dead is very much like it's a ghost pilot and he's doing his best,

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but it's not going to be perfect, though.

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But they are, again, much more similar to like their who they were in like previous life,

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though, although I don't know if this is in law column, but like they're slightly dulled

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down between what they they're not like quite the vibrant warriors.

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They are a lot like a dreadnought.

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Talking cake as well as they see it.

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It's like a crocodile with its eyes half under and above the water.

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They see into them like through the warp into reality.

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So it's like they're.

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Is it also spirit seers as well, the ones who help guide them?

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Yeah, they're the ones who go, all right, you focus on reality.

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Yeah, they they often need a lot of help, though.

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But my God, do these things represent especially on the tabletop at the moment?

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They're not fun.

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If you get a particularly powerful elder who has died, they get,

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if I remember correctly, they get turned into race seers.

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Which is the one.

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Wraith lords.

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I think Wraith Lord and then they're the ones that like powered by

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it says specifically in the law, like these, the ones who their soul was so

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it burned so strong and bright that they actually able to be slightly more

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protected from slanesh to the somewhat stronger variants.

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And then depending on the craft as well, because not all craft worlds

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necessarily want to rely on basically taking out your own dead ghosts and your

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you know, you don't want to put your mother into a pilot thing because

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you're like, let her rest, my dude, she's fine.

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Now, if I'm not correct on was it craft world, the Andan who particularly have

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the most slash had the most at some point, they at one point were the most

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populous craft world and then a cyclonic torpedo and tiered in high fleet later

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and suddenly they were the least populated craft world.

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Yeah, well, you could argue then a lot more of them have been turned into

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Wraith Knights and Wraith Guard and all that stuff because they got a plentiful

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supply, though, again, it's not like a perfect thing in terms of Warhammer,

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like, you know, oh, everyone is fit to be Wraith Knight, just how like in Eldar

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certain things can only pilot tighter their versions of Titans and all that

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stuff, it's perfect.

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But they essentially the dead March with the living in the Eldar and they're not

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quite scary, the other ones, but they very much will cleave you into a

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into and stomp you like like the ends in a tackle of two towers, we know like

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that one bit with the orc and you just like.

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Oh, my God.

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The baby stream that was shared, I couldn't not share it.

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I'm sorry.

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They didn't any gameplay in this one.

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Okay.

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How do we.

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Special.

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Yeah, they have us to look at.

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All the means my last one here, just my cheeky last one here.

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40K has got vampires and it's not the nightlords and it's not the blood angels.

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This is actually something that goes back to even quite old law and it's been

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around for a long time.

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They actually have vampires just straight up vampires, but they're not quite

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vampires.

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They have walk that you know, like someone saying like you don't have

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vampires, we have vampires at home.

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Unfortunately, this one is what vampires.

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So originally, these are pretty much like much more bat like than compared to

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what you would think of like Dracula.

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And these are entirely just warp constructs, though.

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Thank you, Mr Smith.

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Well, this is both cringe and water based.

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It's only cringe if you keep it.

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I'm pretty good at space.

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And so for what vampires themselves, they actually came about first of all

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during the war in heaven, essentially when necrons and the elder and the old

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ones around and they were messing up the galaxy and thanks to new law, they

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actually created the old the chaos gods.

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Thank you guys.

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They make that change.

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So back during the war in heaven, they actually created the old the chaos

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gods in heaven.

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The war used to be nice.

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And then it suddenly wasn't it go.

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I mean, people were littering and all that stuff.

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And then I'm not littering.

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Yeah, literally.

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And then escalated to, you know, entire nations of I mean, was it when the

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necrons were going around, they were and the Katana were just like free roaming.

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Like suck entire planets dry of like ancient aliens that no many parking

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tickets.

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He was on it was obscene.

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Unreal.

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I did like that part in the way they mentioned like there are aliens that

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existed and then they just like you'll never hear about them because the

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necrons and the Katana killed them.

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But essentially, it created such a term like a turmoil in the war that it

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created its first kind of war creatures that are not necessarily chaos aligned.

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These ones can be like, I think the second you win if everyone remembers

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those things.

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Oh, yeah.

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Like new in ticks.

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Well, they also created literal vampires.

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And again, these like bat like creatures and what they do is they say, man, you

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know, I like going to eat salad and I like having tofu in the weekends.

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But there's a Wendy's out there and a taco and there's also a taco bell and

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I'm ready to eviscerate.

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So like the first ever war.

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So hard to get in your balls.

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I'm just saying, like I've never been to eat.

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I understand I can go to Taco Bell here in the UK.

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I don't think I can go to Wendy's, but like Colin, if I were to take like a

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Wendy's, I don't know, burger and stuff it into a Taco Bell meal.

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How much dysentery would I get?

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I think that's how you get AIDS.

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So, you know, all the creatures that were alive and then was the material

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of a material universe, they all had like they had White Castle.

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They had all the good stuff.

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So we don't even have White Castle here in the UK.

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In and out.

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That's the best Gordon Ramsay.

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So they these like bat like creatures essentially invaded into material

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universe.

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And what these guys suck is not blood, but essentially life force.

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I'm not going to lie.

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It like what Warhammer does a lot of times.

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These creatures are mostly just a Warhammer rip off of something else.

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Nowhere near as good as what like vampire counts.

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But these ones are a little bit slightly different in their variation

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because they just take life force and they often act as creatures where

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they invade into like host.

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Because obviously with most war creatures, they don't have a thing that

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holds them into the universe.

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So they need to host to basically take over their body and then they have

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to keep jumping from hosts to essentially because they just drain life

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forces that they do it.

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This is probably you think like this goes relatively undetected and they

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just would never know like it just kills a regular human every once in a

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while.

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It's not a problem except when it's not because it turns out they got a bit

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of funny funny in them.

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They a bit of a little bit of wastemen and they like to impersonate

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powerful, the more powerful and the more impressive the person they are

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more drawn to them.

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I think it's probably because they people who live lavishly have better

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life, more life energy, that stuff.

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And so vampires are really hard to detect until the point where like they

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like we have current politics in the way you were saying those it's like

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imagining a vantage vampire just being like, it's the best blood there ever

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is.

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It's amazing.

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I can't Conrad Van Carstein.

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He's a great guy.

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I love him.

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I love him.

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They're all too skinny.

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They are very detectable unless they often get like planetary governors or

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like people of importance who they essentially that person starts to look

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malnourished and something's wrong with them is because they got a literal

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vampire demon thing in within them.

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There's two main instances of when like an imperial governor was found to

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have a vampire and they do sort of basically they literally take over the

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bodies.

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They're just doing what they want.

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And they were essentially the Inquisition sent assassins straight after

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it.

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They were like, get that thing out of here.

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Get off my table, scum.

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Another one was when Black Templars essentially had the same problem.

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They were sent to go wipe out one because these things can be incredibly

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dangerous.

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It doesn't say in law if like because there's only a slight problem problem,

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which is they're like bat-like form.

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It doesn't really explain if they're in their bat-like form or they can

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transform into their bat-like form or that's just their true form.

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But when they inhabit someone, they're essentially a parasite.

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But this thing is essentially just is again, it isn't really like a

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traditional undead vampire.

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This thing is purely a spirit that is essentially a GW copy.

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Why did I say that?

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That being said, that's kind of my section a bit on ghosts and ghouls.

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I think we have some donations.

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Don't we?

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Yes, we do.

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We have 12 donations.

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Let me just pop them on.

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My eyes are so much first from Donkeyman USA for five buckaroos.

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Eli, Colin and Colin.

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Oh, no.

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To be fair, counter argument.

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Colin's bed is made.

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Eli, what have you done?

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What have you done?

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That's the real Colin experience, dog.

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I love how you interrogate.

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The bed is made today.

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Fuck you.

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Oh, God.

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No.

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It's usually made.

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It's usually made.

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From Tom Warren.

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You guys want to read the next ones out?

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Sure.

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Let me give them a read.

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I always have a stroke when I try and open the super chats and I don't know why.

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I'm so funny.

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It's on the main screen.

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Oh, God.

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Well, that's so much easier.

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Yeah, I'll just put them up as we go.

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Glass laughter.

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Thank you for the two.

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Colin should have made a costume of his bed.

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Look, hindsight is 20-20 and I've wanted my damn thing.

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All right.

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People dressing up in bed sheets can be misinterpreted.

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Yeah, we ain't going to go down that way.

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I was considering taking a pillowcase and drawing a space marine face on it.

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I was like, no, we know what that's coded as.

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Let's not do that.

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Let's not do that.

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DJ Beast with a 10 AED.

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We're going to figure out what that is eventually.

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Eli got the same costume as me.

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All right.

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That's concerning.

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H Meal Off with a 5 BGN.

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Eli would rather buy a ball cap shave off the widow's beak.

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Why did Davy Jones steal Sparrow's clothes?

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That's the old green one, the year 20.

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Oh, thank you very much.

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Oh, yeah.

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Colin should have dressed up as the strongest of the old world of Grail Knight.

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Outside of Bretonnia, Colin has the correct opinion.

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Why, thank you very much.

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It's an airline.

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You see more skin to let the thoughts in.

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I'm going to take it.

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I'll hold the finger for the 5CA.

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Colin's Colin costume is so good.

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He even.

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How did you find a picture of that?

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Well, you can see behind it.

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It's like it's the stream yard.

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It's from the Ultramarines episode.

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I think he's in that bloody place.

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DJ Beast, I think, has a bunch of backdrops about us on them so he can make memes.

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So DJ Beast, you're a naughty scoundrel, but we love you.

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He's a hero.

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Speaking of naughty scoundrels, Eli, do you want to read the next row?

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Yeah, sure.

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H Meal Off, thank you for the two.

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Bottom left is the third Mythbuster.

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That's me, baby.

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A little bit Jamie.

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A little bit Jamie and thingy smashed together.

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Quack damn you.

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David Flaccoberry, I think you're the five.

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Well done, Eli.

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Just opened the stream without my glasses and wondered why Colin wasn't two screens.

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Wow.

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He really is uncanny, huh?

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I shouldn't say that phrase. To be honest, when I opened the stream and we were like waiting for Eli, he joined in and we all went.

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The fuck?

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Oh, I see what he's done.

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I see what he's done.

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Doggy Man, you were saying that you were the two.

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Get in the Wraith Construction, G.

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I'll watch that show someday.

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Don't.

475
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,080
Joseph Pollard, a member for six months.

476
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,880
Thank you.

477
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,680
Thank you.

478
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,440
Colin, wear a costume.

479
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,880
Is he scared?

480
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,400
He tried.

481
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:10,900
He tried.

482
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,160
I'm not a part of this pagan filth.

483
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,120
Want to read the next one, pal?

484
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,520
Oh, I think that's it.

485
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:19,840
Is it?

486
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,340
Oh, yeah.

487
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,720
We read that one.

488
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,720
Oh, think about that one.

489
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,480
Mr. Mealough, how should keep the bandana for game this time?

490
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:31,840
Because they make Halloween.

491
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,240
That's a forehead.

492
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,600
It's just him coping with the lack of sales of lunch.

493
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,760
That's not going to last a year.

494
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,260
Come on.

495
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,920
He's got a lot on his mind.

496
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,800
Where did Colin get his horrific Halloween mask?

497
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,480
Guys, chill.

498
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,040
Chill, though.

499
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:57,540
Chill.

500
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,840
My eyes so bad.

501
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,280
We talk about watch it in the rain.

502
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,960
I can't remember which one to watch in the rain.

503
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,440
Is that the...

504
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,240
Watch it in the rain is the Warhammer horror story.

505
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:13,040
But honestly, I thought maybe I'll talk about it.

506
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:18,160
But realistically, everyone under the sun in the Warhammer community

507
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,760
who does lore that's horrific has done watch it in the rain.

508
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,680
So I thought, no, everyone else has done it.

509
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,400
There's plenty of content about it.

510
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,800
And if it was like the equivalent of like,

511
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,320
was it beating a dead horse?

512
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,520
That's all of Warhammer.

513
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:36,640
But that specifically is beating a dead horse with a dead horse.

514
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,800
It's double horsing.

515
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,440
Double horsing.

516
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,400
It's necrophilia.

517
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,760
Something's wrong with that.

518
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:42,240
It's what?

519
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,360
Well, no, what was I thinking of?

520
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,400
What goes through this guy's head?

521
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,440
What's the one where like you...

522
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,240
Like you've disturbed the remains of a dead body.

523
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,000
Not necrophilia.

524
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,680
Oh, my bad.

525
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,320
Is that something normal?

526
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,760
While you're drinking, Eli could be Vegeta.

527
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,000
He has the lack of hair and height needed.

528
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,520
And then rage, if you count the last debate, Caleb Collins for $5.

529
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,480
Thank you very much, Caleb.

530
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,520
How is that monetized?

531
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,240
How is that monetized?

532
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,320
YouTube just knows the real one when they see it.

533
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,920
I mean, I uploaded it and I was expecting to see flags

534
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,960
to know where to censor.

535
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,480
And then I was like, oh, no.

536
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,280
Okay.

537
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,400
I'll just re-upload it.

538
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:36,960
It's fine.

539
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,080
Cool.

540
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:42,160
So, rarest pep is notice how Colin gets excited when someone says

541
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:42,640
horse.

542
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,160
I don't know what he means by that.

543
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,720
That's what's doing to a dead body what Techless does to Colin, Hal.

544
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,600
I appreciate it.

545
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,100
Thank you.

546
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:54,580
Was it...

547
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,440
I think Colin, I think...

548
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:02,400
Did you have some scary ghosts slash things that you wanted to talk about?

549
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,200
I do.

550
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:08,240
I've got a mix today of things that are alive and not alive.

551
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,600
We got to keep things interesting.

552
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:16,160
I figured we start, you know, Halloween season, start with necromancy in Warhammer.

553
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,000
It's properly spooky, one could say.

554
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:27,200
The thing is, right, because let's just look at all the threats in Warhammer, right?

555
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:27,840
Fantasy.

556
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:28,720
Horse mention.

557
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,220
Okay.

558
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,000
Holy jack.

559
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:31,760
Why?

560
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,960
What is that profile picture?

561
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:33,440
It doesn't matter.

562
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,400
That is actually you.

563
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,040
Holy shit.

564
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:38,820
Bruh.

565
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,360
Literally him.

566
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,560
All the threats in Warhammer.

567
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,120
Look, Beastman, who cares?

568
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,120
Irrelevant.

569
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,720
Chaos, this is a problem.

570
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,800
But in fantasy, it's a problem that comes and goes.

571
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,800
You know, then an ever-chosen happens, it swamps down from the north,

572
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,960
and then it goes back away for a couple hundred years.

573
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,400
You don't got to worry about it that much.

574
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,400
A little bit, you know.

575
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:11,520
Cults still happen, but you can put it out of your mind for a bit, depending on where you live.

576
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,360
As long as you don't live in Keeslev or something.

577
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,880
But this, you know, for the sake of this scenario, you don't live in Keeslev.

578
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,800
Even then, you know, Keeslev beats Chaos.

579
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:23,300
They're good.

580
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,140
You know.

581
00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:28,740
I'm gonna get to the Skaven later, so we'll save that.

582
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,380
What, the Dark Elves?

583
00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:35,620
Don't live by a coast, and you're good.

584
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:39,300
Which, you know, most towns aren't by the coast in Warhammer.

585
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:39,800
You're good.

586
00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:42,100
They're like gremlins.

587
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:44,340
Don't feed them after midnight, and don't get them wet.

588
00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:44,840
Exactly.

589
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,940
And you'll find them with the Elder.

590
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:47,560
Yeah.

591
00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:54,260
But Necromancy has a little bit of the awful of pretty much every other thing in the game.

592
00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:58,500
And it's just every spirit Halloween sale coming at you at once.

593
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,540
For example, do you like zombies?

594
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,900
You think zombies are scary?

595
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:06,740
I think The Walking Dead is scary, but for different reasons,

596
00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:08,660
because it's just an atrocious show.

597
00:34:08,660 --> 00:34:09,700
Because they won't die.

598
00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:12,260
It's scary that it kept going.

599
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:16,100
Are you aware that I watched every season?

600
00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:17,160
I'm so sorry.

601
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:22,340
But I was at that point where I was like, I've started, so I'll finish.

602
00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:24,660
And I was like, I shouldn't have finished.

603
00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:27,940
I got to season like halfway into season four.

604
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:28,980
I was like, I'm done.

605
00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:29,460
I'm good.

606
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:31,860
When they left the prison, I left the show.

607
00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:33,160
Yeah.

608
00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:36,180
Yeah, that's what happened to me.

609
00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:37,140
Yeah, pretty much.

610
00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:40,260
I mean, Negan was an interesting character.

611
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:46,100
But then his pivot to being a goodie is so unlikely and silly.

612
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:51,300
I was like, ah, I love Jeffery D. Morgan as much as everyone else.

613
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:53,380
And anything he's done is better.

614
00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:55,140
But that doesn't mean it's good.

615
00:34:55,140 --> 00:34:56,740
And that's a distinction we should make.

616
00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:58,180
I loved him in Grey's Anatomy.

617
00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:00,180
I loved him in Watchmen.

618
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:01,620
I loved him in everything he's been in.

619
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:04,660
But that doesn't necessarily mean that anything he's in is good.

620
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,300
I like you in The Walking Dead.

621
00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,060
That doesn't make The Walking Dead good.

622
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:10,740
Exactly.

623
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,180
Especially when the zombies are going, Negan.

624
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:18,580
No, no, this is getting into fan fiction.

625
00:35:18,580 --> 00:35:19,060
Stop that.

626
00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:22,100
Stop that. Bad.

627
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:23,620
Bad Walking Dead.

628
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:25,380
Stop making more stuff.

629
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:26,660
You've had your time.

630
00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:29,300
Now die like you should.

631
00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:31,060
Or you're undead.

632
00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:34,740
So you'll just live on and be forever as a shambling corpse.

633
00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:38,100
So fitting for The Walking Dead is zombies are.

634
00:35:40,020 --> 00:35:42,260
But Warhammer zombies are spookier.

635
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:47,060
If you get bit by one, you don't turn into a zombie

636
00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:48,980
because it's just a corpse puppeted by magic.

637
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:53,300
The problem is you can't really get rid of them

638
00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:56,100
because it's a corpse puppeted by magic.

639
00:35:56,900 --> 00:36:00,740
And if you want to get rid of it, you've got to kill the necromancer doing it.

640
00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:05,940
But the necromancer doing it presumably knows if he die.

641
00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:07,380
He doesn't want to die to begin with.

642
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:11,780
So there's like a hundred zombies.

643
00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:15,140
He can walk into a graveyard, walk out, and he's got an army.

644
00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:17,700
Skeletons do.

645
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:19,540
You know, I've played Skyrim.

646
00:36:19,540 --> 00:36:22,500
When you walk around a corner and there's a drogue or death lord,

647
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:25,060
there's a little bit of poop in my pants after that.

648
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:26,740
That's what necromancers do.

649
00:36:27,460 --> 00:36:31,060
So what you're saying is like, I don't know, it was random film.

650
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:35,620
You know, Curse of the Black Pearl, random reference.

651
00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:36,980
I don't know where I thought that.

652
00:36:36,980 --> 00:36:38,980
It's like when the governor.

653
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,180
Stop believing in ghost stories.

654
00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:40,680
Yeah.

655
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:47,800
Yeah, I know the governor starts like battling like the skeleton hand and the claw.

656
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,300
Oh, yeah.

657
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,560
Is it like that?

658
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,640
It's like that.

659
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:57,400
You know, you got to put a whole lot of work into really making sure it's dead if you want to do that.

660
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:03,720
But the problem is, one of the many problems is this is still a warhammer setting, you know,

661
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:04,520
fantasy or not.

662
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,920
It's really not hard to find unmarked graves of people.

663
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:15,400
So if necromancer just kind of walks long enough and just, I don't know, puts magical fields out or whatever,

664
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,960
he's got an army just from going through a walk through the empires, you know, just countryside.

665
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,400
It was probably 50 battles on that random spot in particular.

666
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,520
So by free army.

667
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:29,160
And it's really not a hard thing to do to get into necromancy is the thing as well.

668
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:34,680
It is an immediate way to damn your soul and the soul of everyone around you.

669
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,320
Yeah, I saw that.

670
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:35,880
That's great.

671
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:38,520
Don't do that.

672
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,320
Get that off the screen.

673
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,520
Mr. DJ Beast.

674
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:53,320
And even when necromancers are in charge, they're very still horrifying because they're death magic experts.

675
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:58,120
So he can just point at you and go, I'm going to I'm just going to suck your soul out.

676
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,800
Suck your soul out of your body.

677
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,320
Yeah, I did that wording on purpose.

678
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:01,960
What about it?

679
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,320
More of that notice.

680
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,120
Oh my God.

681
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,800
Just for the audiences out there, Raris Pepe has just delightfully said,

682
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,080
notice how how it gets exciting when poop is mentioned.

683
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:17,800
Thank you, rather.

684
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,200
Absolutely gassed.

685
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:25,400
And I'm glad you're I'm glad you're paying attention to notice.

686
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:32,280
But even if you don't find necromancy itself scary, right in Warhammer, a necromancer,

687
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:36,440
like I said, can throw every single costume and a spirit Halloween at you

688
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,000
because that's how the undead army works at Warhammer.

689
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,240
Ghosts, banshees, zombies, vampires.

690
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,120
Usually the vampires in charge of the necromancer, but they can do it.

691
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:52,680
So just by sheer volume, right, eventually they will throw something you're scared of at you.

692
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,920
They have a lot of options to pick from.

693
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:01,800
For some reason, the only thing that jumps into my mind was Randy and Safmar goes,

694
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,560
oh, no, it was a spooky ghost.

695
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,840
He's in that room with the ectoplasm everywhere.

696
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,440
Maybe that's what happened.

697
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,280
A necromancer came in and all over the place.

698
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,600
Especially with the Eldar, they're all degenerates anyway.

699
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:23,640
Oh, come on.

700
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:29,400
I don't know if anyone has this on their script, but there's a certain undead toad.

701
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,640
I don't know if Colin has that.

702
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:32,360
He's in a chair.

703
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,240
Oh, croak?

704
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,840
Yeah, I don't know if we wanted to...

705
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,120
That's not necromancy.

706
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,040
He just decided death didn't count.

707
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,160
It could happen to anyone, though.

708
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:46,520
Say if you stole some, I don't know, like Aztec-looking gold from the old ones,

709
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,160
and that kind of cursed you like a little bit.

710
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,040
I mean, it's a little bit.

711
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,320
A little bit, and you were just undead after that.

712
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:59,240
It's so, so, so annoying.

713
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,680
That's crazy.

714
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,040
It really is a pain.

715
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:02,680
Unfortunately...

716
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,960
Why are you unconvinced?

717
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,920
I don't think Warhammer fantasy...

718
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:09,720
I don't know.

719
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,160
When did Pirates of the Caribbean come out?

720
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,680
When did Luther Harkon come out?

721
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:17,960
I might have been about to say I don't think copying happened, but I think someone might have copied it.

722
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:22,600
It would also be a shame if, say you got the fifth installment in the franchise,

723
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,320
and they were like, we've run out of ideas.

724
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:30,600
So we need to circle back to what was that cool thing that we liked before?

725
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,880
Like, you know, the undead part?

726
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

727
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,640
Let's get that out again.

728
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,160
Jesus.

729
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,520
Oh, but...

730
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,400
And, spooky as it may sound,

731
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:44,040
ugh, but, and, spookiest of all is...

732
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,600
You know, anyone could be a necromancer.

733
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:55,160
It doesn't necessarily make you look like an old wrinkly ball sack of a human being.

734
00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:01,080
It usually does, but consider this is equivalent to medieval Europe,

735
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,760
before bathing was really a thing.

736
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:06,760
They're gonna smell.

737
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,760
So, if you get a necromancer...

738
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,760
If someone's got that Horus hairline, you can kind of tell.

739
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,800
Horus hairline.

740
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,320
If someone's more than Warhammer, it's over.

741
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,760
You know, necromancy, your kindly neighbor can be one.

742
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,800
You'll never know until their puppets start eating you.

743
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:31,560
Although, the whole bald thing is like, you have Horus as the most optimal example,

744
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,560
but even Lufthuron, he had a full head of hair chaos instantly.

745
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,080
Chaos instantly bald.

746
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,840
Like, it's not even close.

747
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,720
It's like, if you're bald, you're an evil bugger.

748
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,480
Whereas Dante, who's like...

749
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,680
Dante, who's like, an epitome of light heroes,

750
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,640
not even like a buzz cut, long flowing box.

751
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,760
Hasn't fit in the helmet.

752
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:53,560
And, cave on strike.

753
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,920
Not the emo haircut, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

754
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,480
Even Cardan Stronos, even though he's been lobotomized several times,

755
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:01,080
he's like, I've got hair, right?

756
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,480
Good man, robot man, good work.

757
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:05,480
The fulgurum still has pretty hair, still.

758
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,200
Yeah, well, he's still super duper evil.

759
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,880
Arguably the evilest.

760
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,520
He's got many handy hands, you know.

761
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,240
Well, Hal's winning the Who's Gringish.

762
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:19,480
Damn.

763
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,120
This is crazy.

764
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:21,720
Best day of fun.

765
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,000
I don't know, surprised.

766
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,960
Mine for a brief moment was 100% and then it subsided and I was like, yeah.

767
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,720
I drink Elspeth Von Draken's bath water.

768
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,160
Just wanted to read that one.

769
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,640
Real.

770
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:42,280
The thing, the last thing about Necromancy is that it's a real wide ranging scale, right?

771
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:47,320
At the bottom end of the scale, it's more sad than scary because it's some dude, you know,

772
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:54,520
he puts all his time figuring out, resurrects one single zombie who then falls apart,

773
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,360
and then a witch hunter shoots him in the brain.

774
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,280
Not, you know, not a real productive life.

775
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:08,840
The other end of the spectrum is Nagash, who is a god of the dead, invented it, and keeps

776
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:15,000
trying to build the halo rings because every single one of his BS plot stuff is what if

777
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000
I killed everyone all at once?

778
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:22,360
And without fail, it's never shown that he just can't do this.

779
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,640
It's very much said he can do this.

780
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,920
He's such an inspiration.

781
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,840
I keep nuking him.

782
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,440
If I ever thought about giving up, I always think of Nagash because that man never gives up.

783
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,440
No, truly.

784
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:42,280
Also, he bleeds himself out of universe.

785
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,040
Look, I'm his top guy.

786
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:49,800
I can only the thankful, of course, but in the universe, he's horrifying.

787
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,440
You die, you go to him.

788
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,760
Like, at least in Age of Sigmar, unless you're...

789
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,840
This is one of those things where it sounds like there's a lot of ways to get out of it,

790
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,960
like, you know, ex-god has ex-clem on your soul.

791
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:06,120
But I think that's also one of those things where we know about a lot of those methods,

792
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:07,640
because those are the highlights.

793
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:12,040
If you're an average person in the universe, you're going to Nagash, and it's not a pleasant

794
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,040
afterlife.

795
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:19,240
Even before that, imagine being a dwarf and Nagash comes back.

796
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,440
Hey, where'd my god go?

797
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,560
Oh, he ate her.

798
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:26,680
And is now going to kill you, which sure enough, he did that to a lot of people.

799
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,680
He's a scary guy.

800
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,800
He's scary enough to make the chaos gods afraid.

801
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,600
Which, if that isn't, you know, then he's a skeleton.

802
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,600
So, I mean, what's what need more?

803
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,640
What?

804
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,140
Fuck!

805
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,520
What else do I need to say?

806
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,880
He's such a narcissist as well.

807
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,000
His character is so...

808
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:53,800
Unbelievable, because the dude has complete, like, just complete lack of, like, any decent...

809
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:58,360
He's the only character I've ever seen in anything in Warhammer, where, like, there's not a single

810
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,360
redeeming quality.

811
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,360
Not one.

812
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:07,160
Even Erebus is like a low-key, like, has probably one thing.

813
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,160
Nagash hasn't got a single thing.

814
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:09,960
He says faith.

815
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,000
Erebus has faith.

816
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:11,640
It's something.

817
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,640
Right?

818
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:17,640
Such as the power of Nagash.

819
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,640
He has faith in himself, man.

820
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,640
See, but that's something.

821
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,640
I guess Nagash has a whole lot of that.

822
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,640
He never back down, never what?

823
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,640
Never give up.

824
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,640
Look, look, he's the god of the dead.

825
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,640
It doesn't matter if you kill him.

826
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,640
It literally doesn't matter.

827
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,640
Where's he gonna go?

828
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,640
Back home?

829
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,640
Come back later.

830
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,640
Dude, the top guy.

831
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,640
I wish we had him in real life.

832
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,640
Nagash versus Malmhusein.

833
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,640
What a people-piping pro.

834
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,640
Oh my god.

835
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,640
That depends if the entrance is blocked by debris.

836
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,640
The entrance to the Black Pyramid blocked by debris.

837
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,640
Moving on swiftly from that one.

838
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,640
Oh my god.

839
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,640
To illustrate this next point, I, uh...

840
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:15,640
I've decided the best way to do it is to steal a narrative device from Isander and Coda.

841
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,640
So, not a script.

842
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,640
They haven't done fantasy.

843
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,640
So all the wording is original.

844
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,640
I like the idea they did.

845
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,640
So, you are John Empire Man.

846
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,640
You live in, you know...

847
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,640
Make it...

848
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,640
Just say German sounding gibberish.

849
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,640
That's the imperial town you live in.

850
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,640
Doesn't matter.

851
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,640
It's a, you know, medieval-ish Renaissance town.

852
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,640
Which for you means it's medieval times.

853
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,640
But there's fancier paintings hanging around the noble's house.

854
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,640
And, you know, life is...

855
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,640
Life is life.

856
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,640
You're a medieval peasant.

857
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,640
Could be better.

858
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,640
Could be a lot better.

859
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,640
But could be worse.

860
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,640
Medieval peasants actually didn't have the worst quality of life.

861
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,640
Not a good quality of life.

862
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,640
They definitely ate better than we did.

863
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,640
But it's...

864
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:03,640
That's a history rant for another time.

865
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,640
You know, you're a farmer, whatever.

866
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,640
And, you know, some things start going wrong, right?

867
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,640
But it's...

868
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,640
Nothing completely that ordinary, right?

869
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,640
Like...

870
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,640
There's a, you know, part of the harvest failed.

871
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,640
Like the crops must have gotten blight or something.

872
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,640
Like, they harvested, they were clearly like just bad.

873
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,640
That happens.

874
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,640
Like that's...

875
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,640
There's nothing necessarily magical or malevolent about that.

876
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,640
That's life.

877
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,640
Some livestock follow suit.

878
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,640
They get sick all of a sudden and die.

879
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,640
Again, this happens.

880
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,640
This is in modern times where you can get the cow doctor in.

881
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,640
Shit happens.

882
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,640
Then, you know, then...

883
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,640
Again, and...

884
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,640
More and more over the past few weeks,

885
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,640
caravans going in and out of the town

886
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,640
don't either arrive or make it where they're supposed to go.

887
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,640
Andy's seen something devious.

888
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,640
He slammed his desk.

889
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,640
DJ Beats is sending me memes again.

890
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,640
Oh, no.

891
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,640
I'm sorry.

892
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,640
I'm sorry.

893
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,640
I'm sorry.

894
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,640
That's a good one.

895
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,640
Also, I think I've just...

896
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,640
I've just seen evidence of an AI

897
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,640
Warhammer channel stealing my voice.

898
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,640
So there is that.

899
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,640
That sucks.

900
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,640
Sorry. Oh, damn.

901
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,640
Hell of a day for that.

902
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,640
Damn.

903
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,640
But...

904
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,640
The meme's gonna be shown.

905
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,640
I'll share the meme.

906
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:27,640
All right. Well, before I continue on, I want to see this.

907
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,640
It got quite the reaction out of Andy.

908
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,640
I don't...

909
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,640
I don't know if good is the word I would use

910
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:35,640
for what I'm about to see. I've got a bad feeling about this.

911
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,640
If you're gonna call me Obi-Wan Kenobi.

912
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,640
Yeah.

913
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,640
All I'm seeing is...

914
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,640
DJ Beats has compared me

915
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,640
to...

916
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,640
a boomer

917
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,640
guy. I don't even know

918
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,640
if he has a following or not.

919
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,640
But I'm like, I am too young to be

920
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,640
classified as a boomer. Please don't.

921
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,640
And it makes me sad.

922
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,640
But I think maybe I should just...

923
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,640
I should just accept

924
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,640
that this is where I am.

925
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,640
Just said it out.

926
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,640
Let me take a peep.

927
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,640
It should be in chat.

928
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,640
Let me just share it on the stream.

929
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:13,640
A small, weird

930
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:15,640
part of Lord, which is like... Oh, my God.

931
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,640
Oh, no. It might be devious, boys.

932
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,640
Looking at that

933
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,640
was horrid.

934
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:23,640
Fat Geralt. I love

935
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,640
Fat Geralt. Oh, my God.

936
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,640
Yeah.

937
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,640
Apparently, that's me.

938
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,640
Weird side tangent on one of those.

939
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,640
I just want to mention briefly

940
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,640
Lord Croak, who is literally like a

941
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,640
lizardman.

942
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,640
What is the deal?

943
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,640
For the audio, this is out there.

944
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,640
This is Andy.

945
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,640
This is Bro. What happened to Fat

946
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,640
Geralt? Bro looks like he's about

947
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,640
to meet his Discord kitten.

948
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,640
I don't even know what

949
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,640
that means.

950
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,640
We're too old for this, man.

951
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,640
Shout out to Lord Croak, though.

952
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,640
He was like a literal

953
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,640
god-tier mage of lizardmen.

954
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,640
The man is too...

955
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,640
Death claimed him, and then he

956
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:07,640
was literally like, nah.

957
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,640
And now his living ghost inhabits.

958
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,640
And I would say it's pretty terrifying.

959
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,640
Because what he can do on the battlefield is horrific.

960
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,640
Yeah, no. I mean...

961
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,640
Now I just had to really alert you.

962
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,640
I've never played that game.

963
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,640
I played the first one, and I thought it was kind of

964
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,640
meh. I thought Last of Us 1 was

965
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,640
mid, because you just press triangle when you go behind

966
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,640
enemies. And it's kind of mid.

967
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,640
Everyone's like, one is better than two.

968
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,640
One wasn't great.

969
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,640
Hot take.

970
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,640
Come at me.

971
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,640
Continue on.

972
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,640
Back to the thing.

973
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,640
You know, the caravans aren't

974
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,640
making it arriving, but again,

975
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,640
it's Warhammer. There's a lot of explanations.

976
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,640
You're...

977
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:53,640
John Imperialman is in a

978
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,640
somewhat remote town.

979
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,640
Could be bandits.

980
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,640
Could be beastmen. Could be a lot of things.

981
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,640
Some of those mundane, some of those scary.

982
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:03,640
But nothing that

983
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,640
particularly indicates your life

984
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,640
is about to get very, very, very

985
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,640
bad. And then...

986
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,640
And other things

987
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,640
like this can happen.

988
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:15,640
Town well water goes bad.

989
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,640
Again, million reasons that can happen.

990
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,640
Slowly but surely,

991
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,640
some things start happening that

992
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,640
aren't so mundane,

993
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,640
still bad, aren't so easily

994
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,640
explained away.

995
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,640
You keep swearing. You hear

996
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,640
like faint scratching

997
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,640
and skittering when it's

998
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,640
night. You're trying to sleep.

999
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:37,640
You hear a little rustling

1000
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,640
under the floorboard, stuff like that.

1001
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,640
You swear out of the corner of your eye.

1002
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,640
You look. You can almost see hunched

1003
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,640
over figures scurrying

1004
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,640
about, running around, doing

1005
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,640
whatever.

1006
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,640
And it escalates. Again,

1007
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,640
members of the town watch start

1008
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,640
disappearing. Or maybe, you know,

1009
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,640
some important figure, local

1010
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,640
figure, just straight up assassinated.

1011
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,640
And depending on

1012
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,640
how close you are to the soon

1013
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,640
to be end,

1014
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,640
there's these weird little triangle symbols

1015
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,640
dogged over the walls.

1016
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,640
What the hell is that? You don't know

1017
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:13,640
because out of everything the empire

1018
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,640
educates its citizens on,

1019
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,640
that's not one of them.

1020
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,640
And

1021
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,640
it gets worse and worse. There's even

1022
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,640
less food. These horrible storms

1023
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,640
are racking the place. Except now,

1024
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,640
there's these weird glowing rocks

1025
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,640
falling from the sky whenever the storm

1026
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,640
happens. And when someone does

1027
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,640
touch the rock, they turn

1028
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,640
into a horrible mutant thing.

1029
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,640
And then, right as

1030
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,640
the town probably would have died off on its

1031
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,640
own anyways,

1032
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,640
the walls explode

1033
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,640
and income pouring, thousands and

1034
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,640
thousands of horrid ratmen

1035
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,640
screaming for your death,

1036
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,640
backed up by, I mean, look up what a health and

1037
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,640
abomination is. Looking at that thing

1038
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,640
is horrifying. That thing is

1039
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,640
wrong.

1040
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,640
Technology doesn't make

1041
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,640
sense. Sometimes it blows up in their

1042
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,640
face. Doesn't matter because another

1043
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,640
hundred rats then line up behind

1044
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,640
his body to take the weapon and

1045
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,640
then shoot you anyways.

1046
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,640
And let's say,

1047
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,640
just for the sake of it, you manage

1048
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,640
to escape this horrific fate

1049
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,640
of a Skaven invasion.

1050
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,640
You see everyone else getting

1051
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,640
carted off. And let me tell you, there's a couple

1052
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,640
there's all sorts of fates that await

1053
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,640
someone captured by the Skaven. None of them

1054
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,640
good.

1055
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,640
Classic, you know, good old fashioned slavery.

1056
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,640
There's one of them.

1057
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,640
They might just eat you.

1058
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,640
Always fun.

1059
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,640
And if you're near the north and you're going

1060
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,640
to be a clan molder, God help you.

1061
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,640
I was going to say, with

1062
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:47,640
Skaven,

1063
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,640
one of the worst fates is like,

1064
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,640
hey,

1065
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,640
mice slash rats like cheese.

1066
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,640
You're the cheese.

1067
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,640
Yeah, you are the cheese.

1068
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,640
You are the cheese now.

1069
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,640
You're the cheese.

1070
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,640
They might strap you to a

1071
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,640
treadmill for all eternity to generate

1072
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,640
electricity, because that's how they generate electricity.

1073
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,640
They just get rats on a big hamster

1074
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:13,640
wheel.

1075
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,640
Then again, like I said, if you're going to clan molder,

1076
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,640
you're going to see what happens.

1077
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,640
What's the equivalent

1078
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,640
of when a dark elder homunculus gets

1079
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,640
bored? Human being legos.

1080
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,640
You could literally just be

1081
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,640
torsionwop stitched onto a massive

1082
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,640
ginormous rat as like a

1083
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,640
little like waving pair of hands.

1084
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,640
You could literally be

1085
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,640
grafted into something horrific.

1086
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,640
Oh my God.

1087
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,640
The reason for this, they wanted to see what would happen.

1088
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,640
That's it.

1089
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,640
They just do it.

1090
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,640
Again, to

1091
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,640
weirdly put a pause to spin on something you

1092
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,640
shouldn't, at least they're willing to give something

1093
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,640
a try. You at home,

1094
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:55,640
you know what I mean?

1095
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,640
You nasa.

1096
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,640
You gave up before you even started.

1097
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:01,640
Listen,

1098
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,640
like Scriven

1099
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,640
over there, he's willing to sew

1100
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,640
an entire flock of humans

1101
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,640
onto a carpet.

1102
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,640
Rat man.

1103
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,640
He's got the mindset.

1104
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,640
And there's

1105
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,640
two more

1106
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,640
short steps in John Empire

1107
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,640
Man's soon to be over life.

1108
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,640
John Empire Man

1109
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:25,640
flees to a neighboring town

1110
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,640
after seeing everyone he's ever known and loved,

1111
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,640
taken to some horrific fate,

1112
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:31,640
God knows where, where he makes

1113
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,640
it to a second town.

1114
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:35,640
And then this process repeats all over.

1115
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,640
And then John Empire Man

1116
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,640
comes to the realization

1117
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,640
that no matter where he goes on the planet,

1118
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,640
there are always going to be

1119
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,640
rats underneath his feet.

1120
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,640
There is nowhere you can go.

1121
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,640
There are, there's two places you can go.

1122
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,640
But John Empire Man is

1123
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:53,640
welcome in neither Ulthuan nor Athol

1124
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,640
Loran, so there's nowhere he can go

1125
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,640
that is safe from the rats.

1126
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,640
And for the final

1127
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,640
step in his journey, let's say

1128
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,640
he makes it to some

1129
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,640
important Imperial city,

1130
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,640
Altdorf, Nuln, wherever, he goes

1131
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,640
to the local witch hunter

1132
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,640
order chapter house,

1133
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,640
informs them of what he has seen,

1134
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,640
that someone needs to know of the fate

1135
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,640
of these two lost towns,

1136
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,640
whereupon they thank him for his service,

1137
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,640
inform him that the Skaven do not exist,

1138
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,640
and then he is burned as a witch.

1139
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:28,640
Because you do not talk about the Skaven in the Empire of Man.

1140
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,640
They don't exist.

1141
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,640
Why not?

1142
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,640
Because if they don't...

1143
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,640
I don't know, Andy, how about you?

1144
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,640
No, but like, honestly,

1145
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,640
why do they not rally people to fight the Skaven?

1146
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,640
Are they just like, hey, this is such an overwhelming force,

1147
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,640
don't acknowledge them, don't give them an inch,

1148
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,640
they'll take a mile, is that the...

1149
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,640
More or less, it's because...

1150
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,640
Witch hunters are some of the most educated people in the Warhammer world,

1151
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,640
bar none,

1152
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,640
including the mages and the dwarf...

1153
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,640
Alright, they do have the...

1154
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,640
That's very rude.

1155
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,640
They know about the Skaven,

1156
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,640
and they're aware that if you ignore the Skaven,

1157
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,640
they're mostly just going to kill each other,

1158
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,640
because they're just the worst.

1159
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:19,640
Whereas if some little rat got wind of the fact

1160
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,640
that the Empire was mobilizing against them,

1161
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,640
the Skaven would all go,

1162
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,640
oh, God, the Man Things know we're here,

1163
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,640
and they're going to try and kill us,

1164
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,640
we got to get the jump on them.

1165
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,640
So in your effort to attack the Skaven,

1166
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,640
the fear is that you will instead cause the entire Underempire

1167
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,640
to rise up and try and take you down.

1168
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,640
They did try once, to be fair.

1169
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,640
Well, twice, technically.

1170
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,640
Because that was the end times as well.

1171
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,640
But Godric and Felix were there.

1172
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,640
Wasn't there one in Imperial history where it happened once,

1173
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,640
and then...

1174
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,640
That's how the Black Death in Warhammer fantasy happened.

1175
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:59,640
They called it the Red Plague or something similar to that.

1176
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,640
That was the second one the Skaven did in Bretonnia.

1177
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:05,640
The first one was just the Black Death.

1178
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,640
Oh, they did that, and then they're like afterwards.

1179
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,640
Because it faded from living memory, didn't it, after that?

1180
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,640
Yeah, it faded from living memory.

1181
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,640
Which really makes me wonder how they justify

1182
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,640
the name of Emperor Mandred Skaven Slayer.

1183
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,640
Because as far as I know, he is just called that.

1184
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,640
But the Skaven don't exist.

1185
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,640
So what was he fighting?

1186
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,640
In fact, for the last ten minutes,

1187
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,640
I don't know what the hell Colin's been on about.

1188
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,640
Didn't hear a single thing.

1189
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,640
This way, Your Honor.

1190
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:39,640
Because that eyeliner is blinding you from the truth.

1191
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:46,640
In fact, I'm 45% blind in this eye, and I can't see this one.

1192
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,640
That's... yeah.

1193
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:51,640
Of course, the only happy ending for John Empire, man,

1194
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,640
is if he talks to Victor Saltspire instead.

1195
00:58:54,640 --> 00:59:00,640
Who will then go off and kill ten trillion rat men.

1196
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,640
And then just not progress.

1197
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,640
And then do it all over again, because it never ends.

1198
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,640
It is a vermin tide.

1199
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,640
I should shag ma.

1200
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:13,640
Is that all of your...

1201
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:15,640
What?

1202
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,640
Is that all of your, uh, chosen...

1203
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,640
Those were mine.

1204
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:22,640
The horror of the Skaven and good old necromancy.

1205
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,640
We do have a few more donations, I believe,

1206
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,640
than Eli is up.

1207
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:30,640
A few more to go through here, boys, though.

1208
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,640
Caleb Collins again.

1209
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,640
Eli could be for Jeter.

1210
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,640
Because of that lack of hair.

1211
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,640
Same thing, though.

1212
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,640
He has a lack of hair and height needed.

1213
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,640
Oh, yeah, we did through that one, I think.

1214
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,640
Thank you, though, Caleb.

1215
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,640
It's a very important one, though.

1216
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,640
It says, uh, shark borrower me 1074.

1217
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,640
I wonder how Eli feels when he gets...

1218
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,640
I can't say that out loud.

1219
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,640
What did you mean by this?

1220
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,640
What did you mean by this, shark borrower me?

1221
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,640
What did he mean by this?

1222
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,640
I think he was pretty clear with his question.

1223
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,640
Where does this come from?

1224
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,640
Is there an honest with it?

1225
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,640
Is there an honest with it?

1226
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,640
I can't say the word because YouTube will guess.

1227
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,640
Ansi just...

1228
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,640
No, it would not get you for that word.

1229
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,640
Oh, OK.

1230
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,640
You can say the word.

1231
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,640
I'm sure.

1232
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,640
You can say that word like, you know,

1233
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:22,640
you pegged it down.

1234
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,640
Maybe if we say it too much, it won't go.

1235
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,640
It's going to sound weird, though.

1236
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,640
It's pegged.

1237
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,640
Ansi for the 20 Canadian bucks.

1238
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,640
Thank you very much.

1239
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,640
Thank you very much.

1240
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,640
I don't know if there was anything to go along with that.

1241
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,640
It wasn't there, but I appreciate that a lot.

1242
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,640
Bunny cop, another regular.

1243
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,640
Thank you, brother. He says, heard there was two Collins.

1244
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,640
Pull the phone out to check.

1245
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,640
I see two Collins, two bed, but zero Athena.

1246
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,640
Athena is elsewhere right now.

1247
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,640
I'm very sorry.

1248
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,640
I need an Athena PNG.

1249
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,640
Angry Homunculus for the two pounds,

1250
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,640
says Necromancer's using Sonar

1251
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,640
and Hussein's white.

1252
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,640
I liked that one.

1253
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,640
I'm going to be a free and warp stone.

1254
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,640
Hey, the columns again. Thank you, brother.

1255
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,640
What's worse, scaven breeders or to monkey lava?

1256
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,640
It's gotta be the monkey lava every time.

1257
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,640
Yeah, I'm on.

1258
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,640
I'm going to breeders.

1259
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,640
That's a government backed program.

1260
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,640
That was the second one was just Hansu.

1261
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,640
I'm going a little bit off.

1262
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,640
True.

1263
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,640
What?

1264
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,640
That's that's crazy.

1265
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,640
Like, ah,

1266
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,640
Honsu's a little bit.

1267
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,640
He's a lot. That was his wild ride.

1268
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,640
I can't help.

1269
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,640
Yeah, but like this

1270
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,640
wild ride.

1271
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,640
You kill you kill one guy

1272
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,640
and you get rid of that.

1273
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,640
Was a wild ride.

1274
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,640
That wasn't a sponsor

1275
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,640
thing. There's no funding

1276
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,640
being given to the sponsor.

1277
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,640
It was chaos.

1278
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,640
Sponsored it.

1279
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,640
I'm going by scale.

1280
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,640
There's infinity.

1281
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,640
I'm going to get rid of that first one.

1282
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,640
Yeah.

1283
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,640
Nolan Baker for the two bucks.

1284
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,640
Is Collins pancreas a ghost or something else?

1285
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,640
Wow.

1286
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,640
It still works. Kind of.

1287
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,640
The insulin part doesn't.

1288
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:12,640
Hey, hey, 20, 20, 50.

1289
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,640
This this shit, you know, medicine's me so far.

1290
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,640
That shit going to be working.

1291
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,640
We know it.

1292
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,640
So please, please.

1293
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,640
That stem cell study that came out of the

1294
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,640
Yeah.

1295
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,640
Five bucks chaos is reverse keeps.

1296
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,640
So when you're talking about

1297
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,640
always like

1298
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,640
That's good.

1299
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,640
Yeah.

1300
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,640
For the four or five bucks.

1301
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,640
It's sad attempts

1302
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,640
at bringing something dead back.

1303
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:42,640
Just like most people experience in with

1304
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,640
relationships. Nagash has

1305
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,640
the drip. How dare you lie?

1306
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,640
Must have missed when it was

1307
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,640
a talk about it.

1308
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,640
For the five bucks. I recently heard about a time when

1309
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,640
a corn bless some berserkers

1310
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,640
to be immune to magic.

1311
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,640
The Lord croak killed them with magic.

1312
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,640
I love

1313
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,640
That's got a lot of

1314
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,640
He's just built

1315
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,640
different.

1316
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,640
Mr. Meehloff says, where were the skaven on

1317
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,640
October the 7th?

1318
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,640
I didn't

1319
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,640
realize them.

1320
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,640
Ed Claude.

1321
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,640
Who's that?

1322
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,640
What do you think made the first skaven?

1323
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,640
Good question, actually.

1324
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,640
There's several universe myths.

1325
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,640
I don't think

1326
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,640
it'll ever be said.

1327
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,640
I don't think the old ones did.

1328
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,640
No. The one called the doom of

1329
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,640
Kavzar, I think it is, is like

1330
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:36,640
the most

1331
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,640
considered to be canon.

1332
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,640
Yeah, that's the one like the bell tower.

1333
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,640
But there's a couple other ones, depending

1334
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,640
on who you ask. So you can

1335
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,640
go look that up because there's a lot of them

1336
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,640
and we don't have time to say them all right now.

1337
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:50,640
Donkeyman USA is back.

1338
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,640
Five bucks. In

1339
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,640
quotation, horses are just elves with

1340
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,640
hooves. That one

1341
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,640
dwarf in Lord of the End.

1342
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,640
That's pretty good.

1343
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,640
I like that.

1344
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,640
Horses are cool.

1345
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,640
What?

1346
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,640
Another one, Mr. Meehloff, wouldn't Eli's wife call the colts

1347
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,640
when she sees Colin in her home?

1348
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,640
We're aware.

1349
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,640
I'd like to think I'm not such a

1350
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,640
horrific being that, you know,

1351
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,640
I was in Eli's house the first

1352
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,640
thing you want to be to call the colts.

1353
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,640
Mr. Meehloff again, he's being generous today. Colin is

1354
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,640
Honsu's top guy.

1355
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,640
I won't say that.

1356
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,640
That's mean.

1357
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,640
Jack in, I love spooky Warhammer.

1358
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,640
Also, I'm gay.

1359
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,640
Thanks again.

1360
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,640
Glad to hear it man, good for you.

1361
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,640
Indeed, constantly great presenters at that comment.

1362
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,640
Enjoy being gay.

1363
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,640
Eli, spooky, scary skeletons,

1364
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,640
Eli, what have you brought to the table?

1365
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,640
We have more Warhammer fantasy for us.

1366
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,640
Big win for the boys.

1367
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,640
We're talking about Heinrich Kimmler

1368
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,640
and Krell, Lord of Undeath.

1369
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,640
First of all, Heinrich Kimmler,

1370
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,640
Sussus Amogus name.

1371
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,640
They did not try very hard

1372
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,640
with that one. It's like literally one letter off.

1373
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,640
Two letters off.

1374
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,640
The H-I

1375
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,640
turned into a K-E.

1376
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,640
Or H-E.

1377
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,640
Yeah.

1378
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,640
Well, these guys are

1379
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,640
my favorite Warhammer fantasy duo.

1380
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,640
Step aside, Godric and Felix.

1381
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,640
The real OGs are in here right now.

1382
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,640
Alright, I'm going to beat you.

1383
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,640
We should do an expert,

1384
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:26,640
be an expert on these guys someday.

1385
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,640
It would give me an excuse to read that Godric and Felix book.

1386
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,640
But Heinrich Kimmler is

1387
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,640
the best living necromancer

1388
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,640
in Warhammer fantasy because

1389
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,640
Nagash isn't around at this point.

1390
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,640
So he's not really alive.

1391
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,640
Yeah, well yeah.

1392
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:42,640
He's second only to Nagash

1393
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,640
in Necromancy, which is pretty cool.

1394
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,640
And he got into Necromancy

1395
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,640
as a wee lad finding a very sketchy book

1396
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,640
in his dad's

1397
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,640
like shelf, in his locked shelf.

1398
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,640
And ever since then he just freaking ran with it.

1399
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,640
He went on a big crusade

1400
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,640
reading all the knowledge on dark magic

1401
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,640
that he could and destroying

1402
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,640
entire covens of necromancers to get it.

1403
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,640
He eventually would defeat and enthrall

1404
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,640
a powerful group of liches

1405
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,640
which gave him the name Lichmaster.

1406
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,640
How he became so powerful so fast,

1407
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:12,640
I don't know. I think he was like a book

1408
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,640
in Nagash and he just got

1409
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:16,640
he's just

1410
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,640
he's just goaded.

1411
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,640
He's naturally talented to do

1412
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,640
evil.

1413
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,640
For centuries, Heinrich

1414
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,640
schemed and plotted throughout the whole

1415
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,640
old world and eventually

1416
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,640
he became the most powerful necromancer alive.

1417
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,640
Easy. He tried

1418
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,640
to involve

1419
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,640
oh, sorry.

1420
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:38,640
I have to read my notes

1421
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,640
because I didn't write these very well apparently.

1422
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,640
He's still ugly though.

1423
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,640
Like, wouldn't you blend in better as a necromancer?

1424
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,640
I don't say that. It doesn't have a bad boy.

1425
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,640
It doesn't have a bad boy.

1426
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,640
Wouldn't you blend in better as a necromancer?

1427
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,640
If you were attractive?

1428
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,640
Because people are just more unquestioning.

1429
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,640
Yeah, but I think the more like

1430
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,640
dark magic you touch the worse you look.

1431
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,640
It does eventually like

1432
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,640
wither your way because it's

1433
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,640
basically death magic which

1434
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,640
isn't inherently evil but still

1435
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,640
can wither you a bit. Combined with

1436
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,640
pure dark magic.

1437
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:12,640
He looks like he scrapes his balls on the

1438
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,640
pavement when he walks.

1439
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,640
You know, he's just there

1440
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,640
in his defense. He wasn't

1441
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,640
always this old ugly guy.

1442
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,640
Well, there is actually a reason why he's

1443
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,640
There is, like, he's just old

1444
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,640
too. Yeah.

1445
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,640
I don't know how to tell you.

1446
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,640
During this time, I think from what I can tell

1447
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,640
he was actually like a young handsome lad.

1448
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,640
As handsome as you can be

1449
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,640
in these times.

1450
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,640
So I think he was

1451
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,640
a strapping young man while

1452
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,640
defeating necromancers and raising the dead

1453
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,640
and stuff. He would try

1454
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,640
to do things that Nagash would like

1455
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,640
to do with halo rings and

1456
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,640
taking over the world.

1457
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,640
But he was unfortunately

1458
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,640
stopped by a group

1459
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,640
of necromancers and vampires

1460
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,640
who showed up to beat him up

1461
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,640
because over the centuries he had wronged a lot of

1462
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,640
these people and stole all their

1463
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,640
dark knowledge and stuff.

1464
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,640
So they all banded together.

1465
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,640
I assume like dozens of necromancers

1466
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,640
and vampires. And they

1467
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,640
fought Heinrich who literally soloed

1468
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,640
them by himself and

1469
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,640
basically won. But then

1470
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,640
this weird dark force that was with

1471
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,640
him since he started kind of just

1472
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,640
up and left all of a sudden and left him

1473
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,640
as like empty husk. And so he took

1474
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,640
all the magic that was left in him and

1475
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,640
exploded basically and it killed everybody.

1476
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,640
So he technically won.

1477
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,640
But he left him as Darth Sidious

1478
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,640
basically. Which actually

1479
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,640
there is literally Star Wars references in his

1480
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,640
backstory. I'm 100% sure.

1481
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,640
This guy is just Darth Sidious.

1482
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,640
But whatever.

1483
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,640
Do it. Yeah.

1484
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,640
For a while

1485
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:48,640
he was this sad

1486
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,640
homeless beggar just kind of wandering

1487
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,640
around struggling to survive.

1488
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,640
Old man. Sad fellow.

1489
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,640
But eventually the dark power

1490
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,640
came back to him and

1491
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,640
would lead him to a burial site

1492
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,640
with lots of runes, lots of protection.

1493
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:04,640
Like magical protection.

1494
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,640
And this was the burial site of Krell.

1495
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,640
Who is freaking

1496
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,640
so cool man.

1497
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:12,640
But he would get to the

1498
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,640
site and make a deal with the dark

1499
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,640
gods and regain his power.

1500
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,640
And he would raise this new companion

1501
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,640
who is Krell. And Krell

1502
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,640
was once a champion of Khorne.

1503
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:24,640
One of the greatest champions of Khorne's ever lived.

1504
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,640
He steezed on dwarves

1505
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,640
in his time as a living.

1506
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,640
But would eventually be killed obviously.

1507
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,640
And then was resurrected by Nagash.

1508
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:34,640
And he led Nagash's armies

1509
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,640
and steezed on the dwarves again.

1510
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,640
He actually won his part of the battle

1511
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,640
between Nagash and Sigmar.

1512
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,640
But obviously Nagash lost his battle

1513
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,640
in that. And so

1514
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,640
most of the armies crumbled. Krell

1515
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,640
had to run away and flee with his

1516
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:50,640
wights. And for a time they actually survived.

1517
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,640
They would like rampage and

1518
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,640
be terrorists all around

1519
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,640
the right side.

1520
01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:02,640
Krell would go on his little crusade for a while.

1521
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,640
And cause issues for the empire.

1522
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:06,640
But eventually, unfortunately

1523
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,640
at a frozen lake, I don't remember what it was called.

1524
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,640
But he was caught by Sigmar

1525
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,640
and him and his wights were defeated.

1526
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,640
Krell was sealed away for centuries

1527
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,640
until being found by Heinrich

1528
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,640
himself. Krell

1529
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:20,640
is an unstoppable force

1530
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,640
in combat. He's basically invincible. He's

1531
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,640
already tough in life and now he's literally

1532
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,640
dead so he can't really be killed.

1533
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,640
He's unkillable essentially.

1534
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,640
He wields the black axe, which is a weapon

1535
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:32,640
that sends black shards

1536
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,640
into its victims heart once they are wounded

1537
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,640
by it. So these little shards go in your

1538
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,640
blood and go to your heart and kind of eat it.

1539
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,640
Pretty nice.

1540
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:42,640
Yeah, literally.

1541
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,640
He's got the asbestos axe.

1542
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,640
But

1543
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,640
My bro literally is the

1544
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,640
Senate. He is the Senate.

1545
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,640
And

1546
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:54,640
Krell's other

1547
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,640
piece of

1548
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:58,640
gear is the

1549
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,640
armor of arrows

1550
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,640
which makes him pretty much immune to magic

1551
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,640
items. Cause whenever they go

1552
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,640
towards it, it decays the enchantments on

1553
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,640
the magic items. Easy peasy.

1554
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,640
So anyways,

1555
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:12,640
Heinrich raises Krell and

1556
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,640
along with Krell, he raises all those wights who fought

1557
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,640
beside him those centuries

1558
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,640
ago, which are known as the Doom Legion

1559
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,640
and they marched to war.

1560
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,640
They went to Lamastel Abbey

1561
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,640
in Bretonnia, which Heinrich

1562
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,640
had tried to raid before.

1563
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:28,640
But the maidens had placed

1564
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,640
many holy wards and stuff making it very hard

1565
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:32,640
to get through.

1566
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:34,640
But this Abbey had lots of dark relics

1567
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,640
and powerful necromancy things that he wanted to

1568
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,640
take for himself.

1569
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,640
Unfortunately, despite his great power

1570
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,640
and vast legions, the wards of the Abbey

1571
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,640
were too bright and powerful, which dampened his

1572
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:46,640
powers and numbed his army.

1573
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,640
So Krell and Heinrich fled, but Duke

1574
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,640
Tankred would swear vengeance upon

1575
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,640
them and the two would become rivals

1576
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,640
and clash for many, many years to come.

1577
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:58,640
And after all this time battling in

1578
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,640
Bretonnia, Heinrich would come to hate them

1579
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:02,640
almost as much as Cullen. They

1580
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,640
were his main enemies. Good man.

1581
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,640
Which they're also

1582
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,640
your main enemy if you spawn as

1583
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,640
Heinrich in total war.

1584
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,640
Just like up in the Grey Mountains, I think.

1585
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:21,640
But his next feat, which is pretty cool, I think, is he would infiltrate Athel Loren, which is not easy, by the way.

1586
01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,640
Most people who walk into Athel Loren

1587
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,640
basically get lost instantly and then die.

1588
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:34,640
But this was no problem to Mr. Heinrich, who could see through the deceptive magic very easily, as if it were child's play.

1589
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:39,640
And he went to this burial site where all the intruders and whatever were kind of just throwing them buried in.

1590
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:42,640
And he would raise this big army of barbarians there.

1591
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:46,640
He headed to the Oak of Ages, but was ambushed by Dirthu,

1592
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:51,640
big tree guy, if you're sure you'd recognize him, big tree guy with a sword.

1593
01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,640
But he almost beat Dirthu, he almost killed Dirthu.

1594
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:58,640
But then Wood Elf reinforcements arrived and he had to leave.

1595
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:08,640
He's very much, he has very bad bad guy-ism, where he's very powerful and he's very awesome, but he can't really achieve any of these grand plans because it would

1596
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:12,640
there have to be Wood Elves to exist and Bretonnia still has to exist.

1597
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:19,640
In fairness, walking into Athel Loren, killing like a thousand Wood Elves and then being able to leave is pretty good.

1598
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:23,640
It's pretty badass, I think.

1599
01:13:23,640 --> 01:13:31,640
But these pale in comparisons to his very much deserved win that he did not win because he was in a Godric and Felix book.

1600
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:43,640
But around this area of time though, he took on an apprentice necromancer who he then sent to infiltrate the Empire.

1601
01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:49,640
And his apprentice was named Danakin, which has to be, like, there's no way that's real.

1602
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:56,640
Yeah, and Danakin would become the apprentice of a warrior priest of Sigmar.

1603
01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:01,640
What an interesting coincidence.

1604
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:06,640
He has Anakin from Star Wars who was apprentice by the way.

1605
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:12,640
Not just the men, but the women and the children.

1606
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:18,640
The Apple War men, the Apple War women, and Apple War children.

1607
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:22,640
He hates forests. He gets everywhere.

1608
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:34,640
His feud with the Duke, or Duke Hancred, would eventually come to an end though where they had a final battle atop a massive bridge.

1609
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:39,640
And it was going pretty well for Heinrich. He chose the bridge because you can't use cavalry on a bridge, really.

1610
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:43,640
Easy peasy. He was beating the Bretonnias back, no problem.

1611
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:50,640
Oh, and also, Krell and his wights went under the bridge through the freezing water to the other side to kill the Bretonnias over there, which was pretty cool.

1612
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:53,640
The perk of being undead.

1613
01:14:53,640 --> 01:15:02,640
They were pretty much defeated, but then Mr. Hancred prays to the lady, prays to the lady, and the holy light comes and shines down on him and his knights.

1614
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:10,640
And they all charge through the bridge, and you get through the entire army of undead to where Heinrich is.

1615
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:13,640
And the only one who's able to intercept them on time is Krell.

1616
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:28,640
Krell then 1v10s, or whatever the number was. Krell fights off the Duke and the knights at the same time, but is eventually pushed back and knocked off of the bridge by a hit from the Duke's Morningstar, unfortunately.

1617
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:37,640
But still, he fought a Duke and probably Grey Knights, assuming. Maybe they weren't, but still pretty impressive, I think.

1618
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:41,640
He would have won the 1v1, you know.

1619
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:48,640
So the Duke alone gets to the Lichmaster and fights him. Heinrich's actually a pretty good duelist, despite being this old decrepit guy.

1620
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:53,640
He's got a really sick sword and a cloak that lets him fly and become ethereal.

1621
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:58,640
So he actually held his own pretty well, and he blasted the Duke with all this magic, but the Duke eventually got to him.

1622
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:12,640
In the end, the Duke does a pretty much mortal wound to Heinrich, but he explodes and kind of disappears, and the Duke is left killed, and Heinrich is left running away as a ghost thing.

1623
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:19,640
He takes a lot of damage a lot of the time, and he ends up being okay, because the dark magic kind of gets him together. It's pretty cool.

1624
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:26,640
In the Vampire Counts episode, we talked about how Manfred took the Everchild. I forgot the elves' actual name.

1625
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:33,640
Paliathra. Yeah. And Heinrich was a big part of that plan. In fact, he was probably the most important part of that plan.

1626
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:40,640
He aided Manfred in stealing the Everchild in his plans to get Nagash back up and running.

1627
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:46,640
But Heinrich didn't really stick around for that, because he doesn't want to be someone's lackey. He's too much of a G for that.

1628
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:54,640
So his final, almost awesome act was to be in a Gottrick and Felix book. Poor fellow.

1629
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:59,640
I've not read this book, I must admit. I'm very sad, but I do know the general story.

1630
01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:04,640
But hey, first of all, he's in a Gottrick and Felix book, and he survives, which is huge.

1631
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:11,640
We're crazy. Yeah. We fight Gottrick and Felix even, and survives. Pretty good.

1632
01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,640
That's usually how you die. Yeah.

1633
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:23,640
Well, he raises an army of 100,000 dead, and he takes the second most fortified castle in the Empire in six days.

1634
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:28,640
He proceeds to it, and it's just easy peasy. He tricks the girl inside to let them in and stuff.

1635
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:36,640
He would then attempt a ritual using the corpses and the nobles that he got within there to cause the entire Reikland to die, basically.

1636
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:40,640
All the crops would wither away, all the water become poison, everyone would just die.

1637
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:46,640
And he almost did it. He was this close. He had a whole court of wizards and stuff working with him.

1638
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:51,640
But then Gottrick and Felix show up, and they do Gottrick and Felix things, unfortunately.

1639
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:55,640
There. And again, giving Kemmler some credit.

1640
01:17:55,640 --> 01:18:00,640
Well, Krell, but there's no Krell without Kemmler.

1641
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:06,640
He did hit Gottrick with the axe, and Gottrick looked over and was like, hey, I'm probably going to die.

1642
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,640
I know how the axe works.

1643
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:14,640
From what I can tell, Krell fought Gottrick and multiple slayers at the same time.

1644
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:19,640
Pretty nice. I remember correctly, yes. I think it was Snorri.

1645
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:22,640
Yeah, I think the little old nosebiter was there.

1646
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:27,640
Krell is badass. Krell is freaking awesome.

1647
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:31,640
Unfortunately, the plot of that book went swiftly nowhere.

1648
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:37,640
Sad. Yeah. So yeah, then Gottrick and Felix show up.

1649
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:44,640
They lose. Gottrick and the slayers kill Krell. Heinrich goes away and picks up Krell's remains.

1650
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:48,640
And then he comes back because Krell's already dead. You can't really kill him.

1651
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:52,640
But yeah, I think they're pretty cool characters. Heinrich is really cool.

1652
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:58,640
I feel like he's never talked about, even though he's the most powerful Nickromancer in the old world.

1653
01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:00,640
As for the... Clap. I am...

1654
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:04,640
We don't talk about the end times, okay? No end times or anything.

1655
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:07,640
You know, Sigwald killed Krell, so...

1656
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:17,640
Eli, I don't know if I missed you mention it, but Kemmler is Orhammer's first ever character.

1657
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,640
Yeah, I saw that thumbnail.

1658
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:23,640
Technically, I think Harry the Hammer was before him.

1659
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:26,640
But this was before they gave him a name.

1660
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:31,640
Yeah. So Kemmler is the first ever Orhammer character.

1661
01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:33,640
And I have his... I have his...

1662
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:37,640
He's not put together, but I have his Chinese version right here.

1663
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:40,640
And by Chinese I mean recast, but from China.

1664
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:44,640
Anyways, I did write a little bit about their tabletop stuff, so I'll mention that.

1665
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:50,640
What was the item of Nagash he was carrying, Colin, that Arkham was like, gimme?

1666
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:52,640
And his staff.

1667
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:56,640
It might have been his staff, but I don't remember. I'm sorry.

1668
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:59,640
It's the reason he got clapped in the end times, isn't it?

1669
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,640
And then Krell went on to go fight for Nagash.

1670
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:04,640
I don't know if he...

1671
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:09,640
Kemmler also went a bit insane and made deals with the Chaos Gods on top of it.

1672
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:11,640
Yeah. Yeah.

1673
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,640
Guy's a little cray cray.

1674
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:17,640
But his warrior's pretty cool. I'll just mention that before I'm done.

1675
01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:21,640
Heinrich has the Chaos Tombblade, so it's a Chaos Sword, which is pretty neat.

1676
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:25,640
And it immediately traps the soul of whoever he kills in battle

1677
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:30,640
and allows him to reanimate them that instant as like, as graveyard.

1678
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:32,640
So, or just powerful and dead in general.

1679
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:36,640
So usually you can do that as like a zombie or something easy, but graveyard are pretty strong.

1680
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:39,640
I like shock troops kind of, shock troop skeletons.

1681
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:41,640
That's pretty cool.

1682
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:43,640
On tabletop, it gave him plus two attacks.

1683
01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:46,640
And if he was leading the unit of skeletons or grave guards,

1684
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:52,640
you could add more skeletons or graveyard, grave guard, if Kemmler killed somebody in close combat.

1685
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:53,640
Pretty neat.

1686
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:58,640
He has the Cloak of Mist and Shadow, which allowed him to become ethereal and fly,

1687
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:03,640
which just gave him the option on tabletop to either fly or be ethereal that turn.

1688
01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:08,640
And ethereal meant you can only be wounded by magic weapons and nothing else.

1689
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:14,640
And speaking of magic weapons, his skull staff is, has like the skull of a bird on top of it

1690
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:21,640
that chatters to him whenever any magic is nearby, like about spells and sorcerers and wizards nearby.

1691
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:25,640
And so he can't really, he can't really ever be caught off guard by an enemy magic user.

1692
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:27,640
And it also helps him out with counter spells.

1693
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:28,640
Yeah.

1694
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,640
What are you saying?

1695
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:36,640
On tabletop, on tabletop, it would mean all magic items within 12 inches of him would need to be declared.

1696
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:40,640
Because I guess you didn't need to tell your opponent which guys had your magic items.

1697
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:45,640
It's literally been 10 years since I played Warhammer Fantasy, but holy cow, I want to play it again.

1698
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:47,640
And it gave him plus one to dispel magic.

1699
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,640
Pretty nice.

1700
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:54,640
Quail, on the other hand, the Black Axe gave him plus two strength, made him fight last,

1701
01:21:54,640 --> 01:22:01,640
and it caused D3 wounds if you, if you wounded, which back in those days, D3 wounds was a lot of wounds

1702
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:05,640
because your characters only had two to four wounds most of the time.

1703
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:08,640
That was a, that would have hurt to get hit with.

1704
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:14,640
Yeah. So that would, if you rolled good, he would be insta-killing most like not high tier characters,

1705
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:17,640
most like middle and low tier characters. Pretty cool.

1706
01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,640
And if you didn't get killed by that, you'd have to roll a dice at the beginning of each turn.

1707
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:26,640
And if the dice roll was higher than the amount of wounds you had left, you take another wound.

1708
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:30,640
So good odds you're going to be taking more wounds. So freaking cool.

1709
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:36,640
His armor of borrows gave him a four plus save, which is fairly decent for Warhammer fantasy.

1710
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:41,640
And if you wounded Krell with a magic weapon and then had him pass his save,

1711
01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:46,640
the magic weapon would become a regular weapon for the rest of the game and lose all of its abilities.

1712
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:52,640
Pretty neat. I love Krell. Krell and Hamlich, kind of.

1713
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:56,640
We need to do one more war war my fantasy. I'm so into it at the moment.

1714
01:22:56,640 --> 01:23:00,640
I mean, it's used to read that Godric and Felix books.

1715
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:07,640
I think we have another round of donations, I think. Andy, just a next week before Andy rounds it off.

1716
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:14,640
Donkeyman USA for the two bucks. Colin, bless Sigma, 10 hours win.

1717
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:21,640
Soon. He has done some in the elect accounts quite a lot. Tom Warren for five bucks. Godric and Felix showed up.

1718
01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:26,640
Godric and Gotrick and Felix all over the place. Yeah, true.

1719
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:33,640
Yes, sir. Gamath draws with two bucks. Bro is one in a crillion.

1720
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:35,640
I like that.

1721
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:42,640
Donkeyman USA for the five bucks. My metal 2000 edition of Thank All Model just arrived in the mail. Praise be.

1722
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:47,640
Nice. The document in the hybrid. Yeah, he sent me pictures of it.

1723
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:57,640
Isn't it? Yeah. It's given up on me. Andy, I believe we have a few last things to talk about for our Halloween special.

1724
01:23:57,640 --> 01:24:03,640
I wanted to talk about a few different things without dragging things on because we're already at like one hour 20.

1725
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:10,640
So I'm just going to mention a couple of things. We've got three factions now for anyone interested tomorrow.

1726
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:21,640
I am releasing a video on my channel on the Legion of the Damned, but I'm going to give you a quick primer tonight because.

1727
01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:29,640
Honestly, speaking, there's a lot we can get into the nitty gritty, nitty gritty, but like as it stands, here we are.

1728
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:36,640
So the Legion of the Damned are the quintessential edgy Marines. They are undead Astartes.

1729
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:44,640
It's flame wreathed black armor. They couldn't be more emo coded if you wanted.

1730
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:50,640
But there are some discrepancies on their origins. So, for example.

1731
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:56,640
Generally speaking, most people think they are descendants of the Firehawks, which is true.

1732
01:24:56,640 --> 01:25:01,640
We know for a fact that the Firehawks were given the Rapturous Rex, which was a big star fort.

1733
01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:06,640
It's not as big as the Phalanx, but it's massive. It's a star fort.

1734
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:15,640
Sebastian IV gave it to them during the Age of Apostasy after they, the Imperial Pists, the Black Templars and the Soul Drinkers.

1735
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:19,640
Killed the hell out of Goj Van Dyke and his men.

1736
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:27,640
And they were like, hey, Firehawks, you're kind of a bunch of dickheads, but at least you do a good job. Have a big star fort.

1737
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:32,640
We know for a fact the Legion of the Damned use that as their base for operations.

1738
01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:43,640
Now, here's the rub. While it's true that the Firehawks, who were very much all about, hey, we don't care about our allies,

1739
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:47,640
like Colin, let's say you're a space marine chapter. I'm the Firehawks.

1740
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:51,640
If you were like, hey, could you do me a favor?

1741
01:25:51,640 --> 01:26:01,640
You could say, hey, Andy, I've lost 100 men. I need reinforcements. Please send help.

1742
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:05,640
Andy, I've lost 100 men. Send reinforcements.

1743
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:09,640
Fuck you. I'm going to do my own thing. That's the Firehawks.

1744
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:11,640
That's not very nice.

1745
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:23,640
No, they were widely regarded as the high laws of terror and imperial authorities love them, but they're not nice people.

1746
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:31,640
They are dicks. They would rather be like, I'll get a medal. You'll die. Screw you.

1747
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:33,640
That's quite rude.

1748
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:45,640
Yeah, even for space marines. However, because of the fact that the Legion of the Damned overwhelmingly has evidence that the Firehawks are now Legion of the Damned,

1749
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:51,640
they now spend all their time trying to save space marines in dire circumstances.

1750
01:26:51,640 --> 01:27:02,640
Bear in mind, Legion of the Damned only appear during the absolute worst case scenario climactic moments of a battle.

1751
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:04,640
Or any elder battle.

1752
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:12,640
Anything. If the Imperium is going to suffer a catastrophic defeat, they spawn in.

1753
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:18,640
And there are many interesting caveats.

1754
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:23,640
So, for example, the first recorded moment we saw the Legion of the Damned was during the war in the Webway.

1755
01:27:23,640 --> 01:27:33,640
The Emperor was like, hey, loyalists, all you loyalists who died gracelessly, come at me. Come fight with me.

1756
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:39,640
And Ferris Manus himself led them in a charge against the demons of the Warp.

1757
01:27:39,640 --> 01:27:45,640
Now, it's worth bearing in mind, yes, this may be the Legion of the Damned.

1758
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:51,640
It's not like they weren't called the Legion of the Damned. They were just like a bunch of specters.

1759
01:27:51,640 --> 01:28:01,640
Yes, Ferris Manus is dead and he's very much about results over ethics.

1760
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:05,640
And with the current way the Legion of the Damned fight, that also makes sense.

1761
01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:11,640
There are fan theories that maybe even to this day, the Legion of the Damned are led by Ferris Manus in the background

1762
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:19,640
because their combat tactics reflect his methods of war.

1763
01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:22,640
So that said, that's all speculation.

1764
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:31,640
All we know for certain is that the Legion of the Damned only appear when it is balls to the wall, absolute worst moment of all time.

1765
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:35,640
So they were there during Abaddon, the Dyspoilers 13 Black Crusade.

1766
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:41,640
They were first sighted during a... the first time they were sighted in the 40th millennium,

1767
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:47,640
there was a bunch of corpses on a battlefield and the Inquisition, the audio Malleus, they saw this ship fleeing.

1768
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:51,640
They're like, what the hell? And they went to have a look and they just found two coffins

1769
01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:59,640
and the coffins contained like decayed corpses in Ceramite, which was like burned black.

1770
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:08,640
And then they had a look at the coffins like signatures and they're like, oh, this is a Firehawks chapter coffin.

1771
01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:13,640
And the Rapturous Wrecks where they're based seems to be the case.

1772
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:20,640
And the Ordo Cronus are like, I'd give my life if I ever once got to see them in action.

1773
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:25,640
Any space marine that sees them in action, they're like, wow, these guys are mental.

1774
01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:31,640
Like you can get shot by a melter bomb, you can get hit by a four sword.

1775
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:35,640
Anything that would kill a Dreadnought, a Legion of the Damned shrugs off.

1776
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:42,640
Because anytime they get hit by that is because any other thing they get hit by passes through them, like ghosty.

1777
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:46,640
Like you go bang, bang, bang, it goes through them. They don't care.

1778
01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:53,640
But it's worth remembering that they have an affliction, a warp affliction, which results in the Pyromortis.

1779
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:57,640
So to give you an idea, we know the Blood Angels have the Black Rage.

1780
01:29:57,640 --> 01:30:09,640
They go mental. In a similar vein, the Legion of the Damned, they get consumed by ethereal fire and it consumes their very soul.

1781
01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:24,640
So it's not just, oh, they're OP and they're annoying and it's like the cost of that is your very soul is consumed by the warp and no one will ever remember you lived.

1782
01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:29,640
And there are several pieces of information that regards that they use heresy pattern weapons.

1783
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:33,640
They could be members of the Istvan 3 or 5 drop site massacre.

1784
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:38,640
They could have members of the Calphatrocity, Remus Ventana during the Uriel Ventris books.

1785
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:42,640
He was reborn as a member of the Legion of the Damned.

1786
01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:48,640
And he still had Ultramar Sigils on his armor, which is a rare case.

1787
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:58,640
So some people are like, oh, maybe that was a one off because Honsu was attacking Calph in this example.

1788
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:01,640
And so he was there at the exact right time at the exact right moment.

1789
01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:05,640
And they went, ah, Remus, come back. We need you.

1790
01:31:05,640 --> 01:31:09,640
And he was like, I'll be like a DLC Smash Bros.

1791
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:12,640
Everyone's here. Like that could be the case.

1792
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:19,640
There's no evidence he he joined the Legion of the Damned entire, but he definitely joined them for one moment.

1793
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:22,640
I've got the best analogy I'm thinking of.

1794
01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:25,640
Because everyone here made it to the end of Naruto.

1795
01:31:25,640 --> 01:31:29,640
No, I know what happens, but.

1796
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:32,640
Mike Guy, the eighth in a gate.

1797
01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:34,640
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

1798
01:31:34,640 --> 01:31:39,640
Yeah, Mike Guy, Mike Guy, Mike, real one, eight in a gate.

1799
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:45,640
Like just for the uninitiated, then she has a thing where he basically consumes his own life force

1800
01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:48,640
and then becomes like slightly red and on fire.

1801
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:51,640
And then he basically he'll die within a minute.

1802
01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:55,640
But he is unbelievably good for that minute.

1803
01:31:55,640 --> 01:32:00,640
But my God, my dude, that rock so hard, by the way, people need to watch that fight.

1804
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:06,640
I love Mike and Guy. Shut up.

1805
01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:09,640
Well, all I'm going to say is that

1806
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:19,640
Legion of the Damned are a weird bunch because even to like people who survive their campaigns, they're happy that they didn't die.

1807
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:27,640
But there are reports of like if Colin was a member of like the civilian populace.

1808
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:31,640
OK, you'll get amnesia. I'm guaranteeing you won't remember them.

1809
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:44,640
But until the day you die, you will forever smell in your nostrils the decaying flesh of their like chapter.

1810
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:49,640
And you won't know why. It's like, oh,

1811
01:32:49,640 --> 01:33:04,640
and even the Orspex devices and Mechanicus scanning devices that try to like because the Legion of the Damned have a unique thing where they can just teleport wherever they want at any time through the warp, because they just they use the warp in its purity.

1812
01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:07,640
They don't use the Astronomicon. It's uniquely their thing.

1813
01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:16,640
The Ordo Cronus is like that'd be really useful if we can use this every time they've ever attempted to try and like figure out how they do this.

1814
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:22,640
The machine spirits of the scanning device they use have like PTSD.

1815
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:25,640
They forget everything and they don't work.

1816
01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:31,640
So only like Magos and amazing tech Marines can be like this Orspex is broken.

1817
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:39,640
I can restore it. And even if they like repair them, they don't remember anything they've had to do with Legion of the Damned.

1818
01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:44,640
And that's partially because the Legion of the Damned is like, no, this is like a virus.

1819
01:33:44,640 --> 01:33:47,640
This is like an affliction. Something's wrong.

1820
01:33:47,640 --> 01:33:50,640
Yeah, we don't want this. We don't want you to have this.

1821
01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:55,640
Even when they fight alongside Space Marines are like, we don't want to infect you.

1822
01:33:55,640 --> 01:34:02,640
That's why we're like, we're in, we're out, we don't do any fanfare, because you could get infected. And that's a bad thing.

1823
01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:05,640
And they're all insane.

1824
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:09,640
What's like, is it like a chalice or something or a skull?

1825
01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:16,640
They have their veteran sergeant has a crows ears that saps the soul out of the living.

1826
01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:21,640
And by doing so, he can restore wounded legions of the damned.

1827
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:29,640
But it's like, even then they're sparing with the use of it because they're like, we don't we're cool.

1828
01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:34,640
We don't want you to be like me because it sucks.

1829
01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:42,640
It sucks. I'm insane and I'm undead, but I'm not quite undead and I might be aligned to chaos and it sucks.

1830
01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:48,640
But because I am so righteous in my fervence to the emperor, I'm not going to fall to chaos.

1831
01:34:48,640 --> 01:34:51,640
I'm going to use it against them. But you don't want to be me, bro.

1832
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:54,640
You don't you don't know what you're getting into.

1833
01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:55,640
You couldn't be me.

1834
01:34:55,640 --> 01:34:59,640
Don't be like me. Don't do it. It's cringe. Stop.

1835
01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:00,640
It's not worth it.

1836
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:03,640
That's kind of the Legion of the Damned. It's not worth it.

1837
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:05,640
They look they are work is amazing for them, though.

1838
01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:09,640
Oh, my God. It's a criminal that they aren't on the tabletop anymore.

1839
01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:12,640
Yeah. Oh, my God.

1840
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:15,640
I have some other examples of undead of star.

1841
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:19,640
So if you'd like them, yes, I've only got two left.

1842
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:21,640
So the other one is the iron hands.

1843
01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:27,640
I enhance criminally underrepresented during the the forty K law.

1844
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:30,640
They have a bit of a boost in porous heresy.

1845
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:36,640
But like so when you think I and and you think keys of hell.

1846
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:37,640
Now, what are the keys of hell?

1847
01:35:37,640 --> 01:35:43,640
The keys of hell are a ancient piece of technology that predates the 30th

1848
01:35:43,640 --> 01:35:47,640
million, predates the Great Crusade that was retrieved from the iron hands.

1849
01:35:47,640 --> 01:35:49,640
Primark, Ferris Manus.

1850
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:52,640
It's a forbidden piece of technology.

1851
01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:56,640
Which basically gives cybernetic resurrection.

1852
01:35:56,640 --> 01:36:00,640
So your toaster dies, your warranty expires.

1853
01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:02,640
He's a hell. It's alive.

1854
01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:07,640
But every time you make a batch of toast, it goes in the name.

1855
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:10,640
Oh, it's fine. It's fine.

1856
01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:15,640
It is real. But your whole electronics want to murder you.

1857
01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:23,640
Yeah. And it's so bad that Ferris Manus didn't tell the mechanic us about this.

1858
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:29,640
He was like, they don't need to know this is heresy.

1859
01:36:29,640 --> 01:36:33,640
But it could be useful.

1860
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:43,640
So he locked this technology away and he basically said, if you're not an iron hand, you don't need to know about this.

1861
01:36:43,640 --> 01:36:45,640
And there's a story called Riven.

1862
01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:48,640
Not to be confused with the Riven Hound from the World Eaters.

1863
01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:59,640
But there's a story called Riven about Creus, who is part of the Crusader host, which are every single legion had an exemplar who stayed on terror during the heresy.

1864
01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:01,640
He was like, you're part of the Crusader host.

1865
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:07,640
We're going to learn from you because you're kind of injured or you're too old to fight and blah, blah, blah.

1866
01:37:07,640 --> 01:37:14,640
And he went with an Imperial fist to find iron hands in order to fight Horus.

1867
01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:18,640
And he managed to go on a ship where they were like, oh, we're iron hands.

1868
01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:20,640
They were creepy as F.

1869
01:37:20,640 --> 01:37:22,640
And he's like, what the hell is going on?

1870
01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:27,640
And he found out they had like a gigantic fridge on their ship and they were all dead.

1871
01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:30,640
But they've been resurrected with the keys of hell.

1872
01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:35,640
And the end of the story is like the Imperial first captain.

1873
01:37:35,640 --> 01:37:37,640
He's like, brah, this is heresy.

1874
01:37:37,640 --> 01:37:40,640
We should go back to the we should go back to the throne world and tell people.

1875
01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:44,640
And was like, no, you don't understand our primarchs dead.

1876
01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:45,640
We were already damned.

1877
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:48,640
Let's just give them what for before we die.

1878
01:37:48,640 --> 01:37:51,640
So he actually like sends him away.

1879
01:37:51,640 --> 01:37:53,640
He's like, no, you put me in chains.

1880
01:37:53,640 --> 01:37:55,640
I'm now shackling. He chains them up.

1881
01:37:55,640 --> 01:37:58,640
He's like, you're going to terror and telling them what we've done.

1882
01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:02,640
But I don't give a shit because I'm going to get my revenge on the sons of Horus.

1883
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:09,640
And he leaves his undead iron hands to fight the sons of Horus because as an example,

1884
01:38:09,640 --> 01:38:12,640
I recently did a video on Cardan Stronos.

1885
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:17,640
There's a faction called Hellfathers in Iron Hands lore.

1886
01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:18,640
Oh, yeah.

1887
01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:23,640
Everyone in the in everyone in the chapter has no idea what these guys are about.

1888
01:38:23,640 --> 01:38:25,640
They're just like they don't speak.

1889
01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:27,640
They stare at you uncannily all the time.

1890
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:31,640
Just like strangely quiet like this.

1891
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:39,640
For your listeners, he's staring directly into the soul of the audience.

1892
01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:43,640
Yeah, Colin, too.

1893
01:38:43,640 --> 01:38:45,640
Jesus Christ, that's close.

1894
01:38:45,640 --> 01:38:48,640
They just do that all day and they don't say a word.

1895
01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:53,640
And during Cardan Stronos's first book, the Eye of Medusa,

1896
01:38:53,640 --> 01:39:00,640
there's a point where he's confronted by Iron Father Christos and a Hellfather.

1897
01:39:00,640 --> 01:39:03,640
And he's like, you're not doing what you're supposed to be doing.

1898
01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:05,640
I'm going to kill all your brothers in Clay Stronos.

1899
01:39:05,640 --> 01:39:07,640
And he does. He kills most of them.

1900
01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:09,640
And the Hellfather shoots a bunch of them.

1901
01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:13,640
And then one of Clan of Ernie is like, brah, what are you doing?

1902
01:39:13,640 --> 01:39:15,640
I don't like how this is going.

1903
01:39:15,640 --> 01:39:19,640
And he shoots the Hellfather in the head and his head blows up.

1904
01:39:19,640 --> 01:39:26,640
That guy is then killed by the Hellfather for retaliatory volley from a headless Hellfather.

1905
01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:31,640
I should give you the idea of like, you don't mess with the Hellfathers because they have no emotions.

1906
01:39:31,640 --> 01:39:37,640
They just function. And even if you blow off their heads, they do not care.

1907
01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:43,640
And the whole story of the Riven is like, these are perfect enemies to the War Master and his forces

1908
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:46,640
because they may be traitors, but they're not damned.

1909
01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:52,640
And it's like, we're dead and we don't give a shit. We'll kill you anyway.

1910
01:39:52,640 --> 01:39:56,640
And we don't care if we die because we're dead anyway.

1911
01:39:56,640 --> 01:39:59,640
You can't kill a dead man.

1912
01:39:59,640 --> 01:40:03,640
Exactly. The keys of Hell are pretty...

1913
01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:12,640
Like, Ferus Manus found the technology in the Sarkozen formulae and he sealed them away.

1914
01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:16,640
And he was like, I don't really want my sons to use this ever.

1915
01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:19,640
But they did because he was dead anyway.

1916
01:40:19,640 --> 01:40:22,640
And not being funny...

1917
01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:24,640
There it is.

1918
01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:28,640
But if you were an Iron Hand and you're like, my Primarch is dead.

1919
01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:31,640
He's practically at this point the only dead Primarch.

1920
01:40:31,640 --> 01:40:34,640
Like, Sanguinis is alive at this point.

1921
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:37,640
Vulcan respawns like an MF.

1922
01:40:37,640 --> 01:40:41,640
And Corvus Corax is a bird so he keeps flying away.

1923
01:40:41,640 --> 01:40:43,640
Vulcan, cheated.

1924
01:40:43,640 --> 01:40:48,640
Cheated. You're the only Legion who has a dead Primarch.

1925
01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:53,640
Cheater or Loyalist. You're the only one who has a dead Primarch.

1926
01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:56,640
You go, F it. I'm just gonna go for it.

1927
01:40:56,640 --> 01:40:59,640
I'm just gonna die and I don't care.

1928
01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:01,640
Why wouldn't you at that point?

1929
01:41:01,640 --> 01:41:03,640
At that point it's just pride.

1930
01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:07,640
It's just like, I'm gonna turn the keys of Hell and I'm gonna become a specter of death.

1931
01:41:07,640 --> 01:41:09,640
You can kill me as many times as you want.

1932
01:41:09,640 --> 01:41:12,640
It doesn't matter because I'm gonna kill you anyway.

1933
01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:15,640
Every ten men you throw at me, you can kill me ten times.

1934
01:41:15,640 --> 01:41:17,640
I'll come back and I'll kill you.

1935
01:41:17,640 --> 01:41:21,640
That's the Iron Hands modus operandi and that's pretty creepy.

1936
01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:23,640
Wasn't even scary at part.

1937
01:41:23,640 --> 01:41:29,640
Technically inside the thing they're actually conscious but they're locked out of their body, isn't it?

1938
01:41:29,640 --> 01:41:31,640
I think most of them are like that.

1939
01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:36,640
They are technically in there but it's just like a fleeting consciousness.

1940
01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:41,640
And they literally are aware of the fact that they gave up their body and then someone else is in control.

1941
01:41:41,640 --> 01:41:42,640
Which is terrifying.

1942
01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:47,640
They kind of remind me a bit of an organic version of the Rubric Marines.

1943
01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:52,640
The Rubric Marines of the Thousand Seasons, they don't understand like, oh I'm dead.

1944
01:41:52,640 --> 01:42:01,640
The Iron Hands are like, I'm inhabiting a shell of Ceramite but I don't care because I have a job to do.

1945
01:42:01,640 --> 01:42:05,640
It's like edgy Rubric Marines.

1946
01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:07,640
It's like all is dust.

1947
01:42:07,640 --> 01:42:08,640
Yeah.

1948
01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:10,640
But I don't give a shh.

1949
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:12,640
All is rust, if you will.

1950
01:42:12,640 --> 01:42:13,640
And this is good.

1951
01:42:13,640 --> 01:42:14,640
All is rust.

1952
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,640
All is rust and I'm corroding you.

1953
01:42:16,640 --> 01:42:20,640
It's especially terrifying because even the Chaos Traitors have brotherhood.

1954
01:42:20,640 --> 01:42:24,640
Even they have something amongst them.

1955
01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:30,640
They were like, I stand with Abaddon because he's my boy and we've been fighting for a century.

1956
01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:35,640
And these guys literally don't, there's not a single shred of human.

1957
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:37,640
They're like, I don't even care about the Emperor that much.

1958
01:42:37,640 --> 01:42:38,640
My dad's dead.

1959
01:42:38,640 --> 01:42:40,640
You'll die next.

1960
01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:42,640
That's the whole thing.

1961
01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:43,640
So come on.

1962
01:42:43,640 --> 01:42:45,640
Come get me.

1963
01:42:45,640 --> 01:42:47,640
Even Death can't kill me.

1964
01:42:47,640 --> 01:42:49,640
Come get me.

1965
01:42:49,640 --> 01:42:51,640
People are terrifying when they're near them.

1966
01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:52,640
Terrifying.

1967
01:42:52,640 --> 01:42:54,640
Yeah, they are unnerving.

1968
01:42:54,640 --> 01:43:00,640
Even Cardan Stronos, who is the current chapter master of the Iron Hands, when he first sees them, he's like,

1969
01:43:00,640 --> 01:43:02,640
We know about them.

1970
01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:03,640
Don't look at them.

1971
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:04,640
Don't touch them.

1972
01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:06,640
Don't look at them particularly.

1973
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:08,640
They're as creepy as F.

1974
01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:13,640
And the Eye of Medusa, where they have the Iron Council, where they all commune.

1975
01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:19,640
The Iron Hands are unique because they don't have a chapter master.

1976
01:43:19,640 --> 01:43:21,640
They have a war leader and they elect them.

1977
01:43:21,640 --> 01:43:27,640
And every time a battle by the war leader is won or lost, they go, shall we re-elect them as chapter master?

1978
01:43:27,640 --> 01:43:29,640
Or should we say someone else should do it?

1979
01:43:29,640 --> 01:43:36,640
And the Iron Council has been chapter master for over 300 years because the Iron Council is like, that's our guy, that's our guy, that's our guy.

1980
01:43:36,640 --> 01:43:40,640
Even when he lost, he lost against the Far Side enclaves.

1981
01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:44,640
And the Iron Council were like, nah, he's still great.

1982
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:47,640
Reappoint him because he's amazing.

1983
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:49,640
And literally him.

1984
01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:50,640
Yeah.

1985
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:55,640
Their chamber is guarded by the Hell Fathers and they just stand there.

1986
01:43:55,640 --> 01:43:57,640
They don't talk and they just...

1987
01:43:57,640 --> 01:44:00,640
Oh, man. Give us Iron Hands tabletop things, please.

1988
01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:04,640
Oh, I beg for like to...

1989
01:44:04,640 --> 01:44:07,640
That's the Hell Fathers in a sinister manner.

1990
01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:09,640
I do have one last faction to talk about.

1991
01:44:09,640 --> 01:44:12,640
Sure. Not as fast.

1992
01:44:12,640 --> 01:44:16,640
It's a really niche one, but I thought it was really interesting.

1993
01:44:16,640 --> 01:44:32,640
So during the second Black Legion book, called Black Legion, there is a brief moment where Abaddon and friends are going through the warp and they encounter a warbound that's like the chaos mirror for the Legion of the Damned.

1994
01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:34,640
And they're called the Warp Ghosts.

1995
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:36,640
Let's give you an idea.

1996
01:44:36,640 --> 01:44:39,640
They exist between life and death.

1997
01:44:39,640 --> 01:44:43,640
They have like a green aura.

1998
01:44:43,640 --> 01:44:48,640
Like when you see them, they project this like green glow.

1999
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:57,640
And during M31, Iskandar Kion from the Thousand Sons who's part of the Black Legion, he defected.

2000
01:44:57,640 --> 01:45:04,640
He was like, they're futuristic, like they're more advanced than the Imperium, which is weird.

2001
01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:11,640
Like they're more technologically sophisticated than the Imperium in the 31st millennium.

2002
01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:16,640
They're not chaos aligned as such.

2003
01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:21,640
They're more like mercenaries, and no one knows where they come from.

2004
01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:24,640
They...

2005
01:45:24,640 --> 01:45:33,640
Even the Ordo Malleus is like, who the fuck are these guys? These gray armor, like they're carcaradone-esque, but without the pale skin.

2006
01:45:33,640 --> 01:45:37,640
They're just like a bunch of like chaos ghosts.

2007
01:45:37,640 --> 01:45:40,640
Like, what's with these guys? And they're like, I don't know.

2008
01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:43,640
And they are known as the Ferrymen of the Eye of Terror.

2009
01:45:43,640 --> 01:45:48,640
So whenever you go for the Eye of Terror, you can bargain with the Ferrymen.

2010
01:45:48,640 --> 01:45:53,640
Abaddon himself is like, oh, I want to form the Black Legion.

2011
01:45:53,640 --> 01:45:56,640
He gets confronted by the Ferrymen.

2012
01:45:56,640 --> 01:45:59,640
And they were like, you got to pay the toll.

2013
01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:02,640
You got to pay the toll to get in the kid's hole.

2014
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:04,640
You got to pay the toll to get in.

2015
01:46:04,640 --> 01:46:07,640
Says the Ferryman.

2016
01:46:07,640 --> 01:46:13,640
They're this weird spectral chapter that exists outside of chaos.

2017
01:46:13,640 --> 01:46:15,640
They're not goodies. They're not loyalists.

2018
01:46:15,640 --> 01:46:18,640
But they are not chaos exactly.

2019
01:46:18,640 --> 01:46:20,640
They're weird.

2020
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:25,640
And so Abaddon mysteriously has to offer them something.

2021
01:46:25,640 --> 01:46:32,640
And there's a whole thing where, like, he has a friend of his during his venture through the first book.

2022
01:46:32,640 --> 01:46:43,640
And he's talking to the appointed Seneschal of the Ghost Men, the warp ghosts.

2023
01:46:43,640 --> 01:46:46,640
And then the guy takes his helmet off.

2024
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:50,640
And it's his friend. But he's several hundred years aged.

2025
01:46:50,640 --> 01:46:52,640
And it's like, hold on.

2026
01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:57,640
Your confidant has aged 200 plus maybe more years.

2027
01:46:57,640 --> 01:46:59,640
So they exist out of time.

2028
01:46:59,640 --> 01:47:03,640
And you sacrificed him earlier in the book. But he's aged a lot.

2029
01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:05,640
But is he really in a start? Because he's not really in a start.

2030
01:47:05,640 --> 01:47:07,640
He's but he is now.

2031
01:47:07,640 --> 01:47:12,640
And there's this weird mysteriousness where it's like they're so uncanny.

2032
01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:17,640
Even chaos is unsettled by them.

2033
01:47:17,640 --> 01:47:19,640
And they don't quite like them.

2034
01:47:19,640 --> 01:47:21,640
And they're mercenaries.

2035
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:25,640
But that being said, they're known as the world breakers.

2036
01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:31,640
They were present during Abaddon the Spoilers first and 13th Black Crusades.

2037
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:40,640
They are they have an extremely overpowered fleet, which neither chaos nor imperial nor

2038
01:47:40,640 --> 01:47:45,640
Xenos archives know where it comes from.

2039
01:47:45,640 --> 01:47:48,640
And they're weird.

2040
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:55,640
Part of their charm is that they are overpowered, but they are hesitant to get involved.

2041
01:47:55,640 --> 01:47:57,640
And that's kind of the thing about the warp ghosts.

2042
01:47:57,640 --> 01:47:59,640
They are strange as heck.

2043
01:47:59,640 --> 01:48:03,640
And they are allied to no one specifically.

2044
01:48:03,640 --> 01:48:06,640
But Abaddon the Spoiler had to make.

2045
01:48:06,640 --> 01:48:13,640
They're only in one book. But like Abaddon has to sacrifice something to them, which doesn't really reveal properly.

2046
01:48:13,640 --> 01:48:20,640
And it's all like, is it winning the first Black Crusade?

2047
01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:23,640
I mean, they're there at the first one. They were there at the first team.

2048
01:48:23,640 --> 01:48:26,640
They're there. So they obviously have a stake in it.

2049
01:48:26,640 --> 01:48:31,640
But they're also like, hey, you're not above us.

2050
01:48:31,640 --> 01:48:35,640
Your chaos stuff, your imperial stuff is beneath us.

2051
01:48:35,640 --> 01:48:39,640
We don't care. The guy you were friends with, he's actually our leader now.

2052
01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:45,640
And we're now 200 plus years in the future from when you spoke to him like the other month.

2053
01:48:45,640 --> 01:48:48,640
Like, huh? They're weird as heck.

2054
01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:50,640
This is ADB writing.

2055
01:48:50,640 --> 01:48:56,640
And I think they're the spookiest action because they're like...

2056
01:48:56,640 --> 01:49:00,640
And remember, Black Legion is supposed to be a trilogy.

2057
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:03,640
We've only got two. Where's the third book?

2058
01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:05,640
It will come one day. We'll get it.

2059
01:49:05,640 --> 01:49:07,640
Can we get the third one, please?

2060
01:49:07,640 --> 01:49:09,640
It's time for the Inari trilogy to finish.

2061
01:49:09,640 --> 01:49:12,640
We don't need to finish that one.

2062
01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:16,640
I read the Black Legion books when I was like 14.

2063
01:49:16,640 --> 01:49:20,640
That being said, though, is there any more donations in there that we all caught up?

2064
01:49:20,640 --> 01:49:22,640
Possibly.

2065
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:27,640
DJ Beast says how moisturizes himself with frozen McDonald's grease.

2066
01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,640
That's crazy.

2067
01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:31,640
I'm not a fan of that.

2068
01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:35,640
Extra medium for the two bucks. The Legion of the Damned is just 40k stormcast.

2069
01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:38,640
I really hate that sentence.

2070
01:49:38,640 --> 01:49:44,640
I mean, I will say that when the Legion of the Damned dies, they die die.

2071
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:48,640
They don't just die. Their soul gets burned to a crisp.

2072
01:49:48,640 --> 01:49:50,640
They're out.

2073
01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:52,640
They're gone.

2074
01:49:52,640 --> 01:49:56,640
Mr. Mealove again, he says, I was a boy on Kalth when law crimes attacks.

2075
01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:58,640
Man, Kalth really be getting it.

2076
01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:00,640
They just...

2077
01:50:00,640 --> 01:50:02,640
That's a Chiron quote.

2078
01:50:02,640 --> 01:50:06,640
Everyone's been bricking it on Reddit.

2079
01:50:06,640 --> 01:50:10,640
They're like, how is he 10,000 years old?

2080
01:50:10,640 --> 01:50:16,640
He's a gray shield.

2081
01:50:16,640 --> 01:50:22,640
Still doesn't beat I was there the day Horace shat himself.

2082
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:26,640
There's a warmer book where the Inquisitor captured one of the Legion of the Damned.

2083
01:50:26,640 --> 01:50:29,640
It's called the Flames of Predition, I think.

2084
01:50:29,640 --> 01:50:33,640
I think it was an Ordo Chronos Inquisitor.

2085
01:50:33,640 --> 01:50:35,640
That's their whole thing.

2086
01:50:35,640 --> 01:50:45,640
The Ordo Chronos are like, if I die at 200 years old and I have one chance to see them in person, I'll die happy.

2087
01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:48,640
That's their whole thing.

2088
01:50:48,640 --> 01:50:51,640
Extra medium for the five bucks.

2089
01:50:51,640 --> 01:50:56,640
The Keys of Hell, aka just make Iron Hands a Necron faction, you cowards.

2090
01:50:56,640 --> 01:51:01,640
There's always quite a few artworks of people crossing over Iron Hands and Necrons things.

2091
01:51:01,640 --> 01:51:03,640
Maybe a cool team up.

2092
01:51:03,640 --> 01:51:09,640
Mr. Iron Headless Ferris wore some Necron stuff on his arms.

2093
01:51:09,640 --> 01:51:17,640
I don't think we prepared a question of the week, but if we think of one quickly for all the lovely, beautiful people...

2094
01:51:17,640 --> 01:51:20,640
Maybe hashtag spoopy?

2095
01:51:20,640 --> 01:51:21,640
Hashtag spooky.

2096
01:51:21,640 --> 01:51:24,640
What's the spookiest thing you see in Warhammer?

2097
01:51:24,640 --> 01:51:31,640
Maybe if you have to write a new piece of Warhammer lore, that's terrifying for someone else.

2098
01:51:31,640 --> 01:51:33,640
And obviously wrong answers, maybe.

2099
01:51:33,640 --> 01:51:36,640
Something terrifying when you made it up.

2100
01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:38,640
Hashtag spooky, though.

2101
01:51:38,640 --> 01:51:42,640
Thank you everyone who did the donations over the stream.

2102
01:51:42,640 --> 01:51:46,640
As you can tell, we'll probably not be dressing up like this most of the time.

2103
01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:48,640
There's a few more.

2104
01:51:48,640 --> 01:51:54,640
I will say though, if I get my costume when I get it the next stream, I'll wear it.

2105
01:51:54,640 --> 01:51:59,640
Sorry for not having the costume in time.

2106
01:51:59,640 --> 01:52:02,640
Maybe Colin will save his one for a special day.

2107
01:52:02,640 --> 01:52:06,640
Or maybe we'll all dress like a Warhammer lore crimes member, sorry.

2108
01:52:06,640 --> 01:52:13,640
That being said though, everyone, thank you guys so much for watching and listening.

2109
01:52:13,640 --> 01:52:16,640
If you did make it this far, obviously a like is very much appreciated.

2110
01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:22,640
Hope you enjoyed a little selection of our sort of things we like about Halloween-y, spooky stuff.

2111
01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:24,640
And we'll catch you guys on the next one.

2112
01:52:24,640 --> 01:52:25,640
Peace.

2113
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:26,640
Bye.

2114
01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:28,640
Love you.

2115
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:29,640
Bye bye.

2116
01:52:29,640 --> 01:52:30,640
Happy Halloween.

2117
01:52:30,640 --> 01:52:51,640
Yeah.

2118
01:53:00,640 --> 01:53:04,640
Bye.