1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:14,780 Intro 2 00:00:14,780 --> 00:00:19,220 Hello everybody, it's Lord Grimes! How's it going everybody? 3 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,720 God, I always vibe to that intro song. Still. Every time. 4 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,000 Hey, Hal, before we start, you're looking fetching today. 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:33,800 Everyday, brother, everyday. Merchandise boys, official hoodies, t-shirts, stickers, honestly. 6 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,640 I'm not gonna lie, it's actually quite comfy. I was surprised, a lot of other merch, you're like, 7 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:42,140 you hear the people represent it and you're like, that's how you can tell it's like crap, 8 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:47,920 but this one actually is pretty good, so thank you. Good merch. Hell yeah. 9 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:51,320 Welcome everyone. Today is another episode of Versus. 10 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,820 For all the audio listeners out there, we are wearing our nice merchandise, 11 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:59,760 so if people want to go check that out, we have things on our channel, descriptions, all that good stuff. 12 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:06,100 But today is where we put aside friendship and this is where we get angry at each other. 13 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,400 The chat is unbelievable right now. 14 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,040 Unbelievable. 15 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,180 Colin, stop encouraging them! 16 00:01:14,180 --> 00:01:17,920 As Colin did say earlier, put your milkers away. 17 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:30,440 We're gonna get straight into some lore versus today we have two glorious champions representing Deathwatch and also Beel Tarn. 18 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,600 Is that right? I had a second doubt for a second there. 19 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:39,280 So, which I don't know, we didn't actually say which one of you guys wants to go first, anyone feeling particularly... 20 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,680 I can have a coin if that helps. 21 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,380 Andy is a coin. 22 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:46,180 I want to go last in the minute of hate though, that's my request. 23 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:52,920 Okay, well we got... So it's Dark Angel or Azrael, pick one of the two. 24 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,660 I like it, Azrael. 25 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:58,660 He dropped it. 26 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,660 Oh, Jesus Christ. 27 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:04,240 Welcome to the quality content. 28 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,600 Hope everyone's having a good night themselves, we missed you. 29 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,140 It's Dark Angels. 30 00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:11,140 They come here... 31 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:13,740 They come here for you three to give quality content. 32 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:17,980 They come here to watch me beat the circus seal. 33 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:21,520 I've been taking a lot of hate recently though. 34 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,860 You've become less in quality. 35 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:25,860 It's crazy. 36 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:27,860 So who... I missed the coin toss. 37 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:31,060 So I get to pick, I'm gonna go second. 38 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:35,060 What? You get to pick? Oh, this guy. What a troll. 39 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:36,060 How it goes. 40 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:46,040 I will hand over to Colin to moderate, we want only fair jabs, talk up your faction, talk down the other faction, just go for it. 41 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,040 Try not to swear too much. 42 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,040 Unless it really deserves it though. 43 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,040 There's been no swearing yet. 44 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:57,040 We will have the each interval for people who are new to Versus. 45 00:02:57,040 --> 00:03:00,060 At the end of each, there's like three rounds, a couple minutes each. 46 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:08,060 And then at the end of each round, they're both gone, we have a little small review section slash they'll answer a few of me and Colin's questions though. 47 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:12,060 I guess then, Eli, are you ready to big up round one? 48 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:14,060 Yes, sir. 49 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,060 Colin, on the timer. 50 00:03:16,060 --> 00:03:18,060 I've got the timer ready. 51 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:20,060 On the count of three, your round starts. 52 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:24,040 Three, two, one, go. 53 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:28,040 Alright, I'm not sure how much time I've made for myself, but that's okay because this defense cannot be beaten. 54 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,040 There's no one minute of hate in this Versus episode. 55 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,040 This is all hate because this is Craft World. 56 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:35,040 Beelzebub, baby, we are the goats of the Eldar. 57 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,040 Alright, I'm going to give you a little history. 58 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,040 What if Kayn was looking at you saying, hey, you are my go-to guy? 59 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,040 What if Kayn was saying that to you? 60 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:43,040 Imagine that for a second. 61 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:51,040 What if Kayn said that you're such a physical beast, you're such a nasty physical Eldar that I'm basically going to make you in charge of the resurgence of the Azarian people. 62 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:57,040 You're basically so hunked up and shredded that I have no choice but to make you a legend amongst the Craft World. 63 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:01,040 You know, around the fall I would say to myself, man, this Kayn guy is up to no good. 64 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,040 I hate this. 65 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,040 I can't take any more of this. 66 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,040 I don't know what I'm going to do. 67 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,040 What am I going to do? 68 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,040 I'm Kayn's top guy. 69 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,040 What am I going to do? 70 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:11,040 Kaylan Mention Kayn chose me to lead the revolution. 71 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,040 I'm an Alpha Eldar, okay? 72 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,040 I dominate a lot of species daily. 73 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,040 I dominate them. 74 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:16,040 I absolutely dominate them. 75 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:26,040 All the species in the galaxy, with my physical presence, with my smell, my pheromones, my cock, my aspect path, my Bazzard Kayn technique, I dominate daily. 76 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:35,040 I use a combination of lies, manipulation, genocide, slew of communions, gaslighting, bullying, insulting, and flexing to make sure every one of my Craft World stays on the warrior path. 77 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,040 Whoa, Kaylan Mention Kayn needs me? 78 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,040 Okay, I'll do it. 79 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,040 I'm going to bat for you, Kayn. 80 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,040 I got your back, Kayn, because we are the OGs. 81 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:49,040 We literally never gave up and still commit base and epic genocide throughout the entire galaxy. 82 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,040 Death to all Monkai except Talarn. 83 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,040 Death to the Orcs. 84 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,040 Death to everyone that isn't Eldar. 85 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,040 We hate Xenos up in his Craft World, Monkai. 86 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,040 Oh, we need to preserve our race. 87 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,040 We need to not provoke the other species of the galaxy. 88 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,040 We need to avoid conflict. 89 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,040 Shut up, you stupid Ritard farseer. 90 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,040 This is Beelzebub. 91 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,040 We kill people. 92 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,040 We obliterated chaos with and without Iannis Elves. 93 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,040 They're stupid. 94 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,040 They're buses. 95 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,040 They couldn't handle the truth. 96 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,040 The truth is we have to slaughter every man, woman, and child. 97 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,040 We even looked at a maiden world. 98 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:21,040 We obliterated 10 space marine chapters and two sector fleets. 99 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,040 Easy! 100 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,040 We are based in Cain Pilled. 101 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:31,040 The Swordwind is an unstoppable force of aspect warriors committed to a lightning assault that eradicates all life in its way. 102 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:36,040 We have the most aspect shrines and warriors because we are goaded with the spirit sauce. 103 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:40,040 We are Monkai in Runners for Pussies. 104 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,040 We kill people up in this Craft World, Monkai. 105 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:52,040 We are Monkai Avengers. We got those. We got those. We got those. We got those. We got that. 106 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:57,040 We beat that. We beat that. We beat that. We beat that. We beat that. 107 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,040 Anything. We beat that because we are the goads. 108 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,040 Council of Farseers. Council of Ritards. 109 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,040 We are a council of exarchs, baby, because we kill people. 110 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,040 Court of the Young King for life. 111 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:18,040 Council of the Warrior for life up in this hoe. When it's time to kill people, we sacrifice the Young King to get an avatar of Cain to kill even more people because we are Cain's top guy. 112 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,040 Our Craft World blew up because we were saving you Ritards from chaos. 113 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:25,040 And we're still out here. We just have more Craft World now. 114 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,040 Easy! 115 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:33,040 We still play mad defense on maiden worlds after blowing up because we are the goads and all the other Eldor are stupid. 116 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:37,040 We teamed up with Tal Arn to beat the Arn Warriors because real recognizes real. 117 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:43,040 We are war criminals. Not even the bacteria is safe because we got the void spinner, baby, an engine of Vaal. 118 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,040 All the other Eldor hate this thing because they are stupid. 119 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:55,040 This eradicates everything down to the microscopic level using bacteria and right bone parasites because the ends justify the maids up in this Craft World. 120 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,040 When we are done with you, not even a microscope will be able to find your remains. 121 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,040 We will erase you. 122 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,040 Are you even sentient if you aren't an Eldor? I don't think so. 123 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,040 So what's the big deal? 124 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,040 I give the floor to the Monk K. 125 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,040 Wow. 126 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,040 Wow. 127 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,040 I'm overstimulated. 128 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,040 I think an Exarch just possessed him. 129 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,040 Yeah. 130 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,040 The spirit of Cain just became part of Eli there. 131 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,040 The mic was peaking at a certain point. 132 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:30,040 I thought that was usually the tone we take after the introductory, but you just went full bore. 133 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:35,040 Well, usually it is, but the spirit of racism is flowing through Eli. 134 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:40,040 12 year old Eldor and your Cod Lobby experience. 135 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:43,040 Okay, Andy, are you ready to follow that? 136 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,040 Damn. 137 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,040 I'm going to play a different tact, though. 138 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,040 But yes. 139 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:49,040 Oh my God. 140 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,040 I need to relax. 141 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:53,040 And I'm a. 142 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,040 Okay. 143 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,040 Jesus Christ. 144 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,040 People thought shout to mini liver King. 145 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,040 Colin, do you want to get the other time? 146 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,040 He's taking his shirt off. 147 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,040 Oh no. 148 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,040 The timer is ready. 149 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,040 He's going to be ready for the next round. 150 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:16,040 So join us after this when we have Eli play Dota 2 on stream. 151 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,040 Andy, you ready? 152 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,040 Ready to go. 153 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:24,040 I'm going to play on a count of three, three, two, one, go. 154 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,040 Okay. 155 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:32,040 So that was a very amusing bunch of opening statements from the the Xbox 10 year old talking about how great his faction is. 156 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:35,040 Now let's just go for the brass tacks. 157 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:45,040 The Death Watch were created during the final moments of the War of Beasts after the Orcs proved a big problem because the elder haven't been a threat for 10,000 years. 158 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:49,040 Might as well make the Death Watch just to flex on them as a bonus. 159 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,040 Kane made Beel Tan. 160 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:55,040 Oh, the same guy who gets bodied by ultramarines for breakfast every other day. 161 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,040 Big whoop. 162 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,040 Plot armor. 163 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,040 You want to talk about plot armor? 164 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:02,040 You guys could use some plot armor because you guys take so many elves. 165 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:06,040 I wish you had enough plot armor to get you one victory. 166 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,040 Every blue moon. 167 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,040 Your craft world blew up. 168 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,040 Who cares? 169 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,040 Terror's still standing, baby. 170 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:24,040 Not to mention the following watch fortresses, the Eye of Retribution, Fatal Redress, Final Mercy, Hallowed Sword, Lance of Darkness, Nemesis, Pyre Imperious, Robodukes, Silent Slayer, Spear of Fury, Funder's Ward, Rathbringer. 171 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,040 Oh, are you homeless? 172 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,040 That's a shame. 173 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,040 We got all this real estate. 174 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,040 What's your excuse? 175 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,040 You've been here for millennia. 176 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,040 We've been here less than 10,000 years. 177 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:38,040 We've been here a couple of few thousand years and you can't even like have one craft world that you can't get blown up. 178 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,040 That's sad. 179 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,040 As far as these pathetic Eldar go, we can just break him in so many ways. 180 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:49,040 We got our Aquila, Dominatus, Fural, Malleus, Pergatus, Venator tactics to take every single one of you out. 181 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,040 We got our Exterminatus weapons. 182 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:56,040 The guy who's still in charge, Asgar Warfist, the leader, is a wolf lord from the Space Wolves. 183 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,040 Plot armor incarnate who could crush anyone. 184 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:03,040 And this guy met Commander Courland during the War of Beasts and he's still in charge. 185 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:14,040 We got over 110 Space Marine chapters as part of the Death Watch, which means we have untold amounts of tactics and abilities to take care of your meager resistance. 186 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:18,040 Also, we've got the Corvus Blackstar, the coolest gunship in all of 40k. 187 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,040 Don't at me. It's just true. 188 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:24,040 We use your Xenos technology against you so you're not even safe from your own weapons. 189 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,040 And that's not to mention the fact that we have bolters, which are the best weapons in the game. 190 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:32,040 So we can use the best stuff plus your stuff against you and you have no excuse to survive. 191 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:37,040 Big whoop. Oh, also, question. 192 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:40,040 Where's the Beltan Codex? 193 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:46,040 Anyone? Is this? No, this isn't it? No, no, I can't find it anywhere. 194 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:51,040 Factions so irrelevant they've not been mentioned in law for the last, what, like 20 years other than a side note. 195 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:55,040 Villain of the week. Who gives a shiz? 196 00:10:55,040 --> 00:11:15,040 Also, how about we go through a quick rundown of the Death Watch books? We got City of Ruin, Deathhenge, Final Sanction, No No Fear, Litany of War, First Founding, Mark of the Xenos, Oblivion's Edge, Rites of Battle, the Achilles Assault, the Emperor Protects, the Emperor's Chosen, the Jericho Reach, the Nemesis Incident, the Outer Reach, Honor the Chapter, and Rising Tempest. Question. 197 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:21,040 Where's the Beltan books? Where's the Beltan lore that isn't just a Lexa Karnen page referencing White Dwarf? 198 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:41,040 Sad. Sad state of affairs. As much bluster as Eli started this with, it's a testament to how little he has to say, because all he could do was go, I like the Beltan, I've got no actual points, I'm just going to flex my muscles because they're cool. 199 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:52,040 I'm sorry bud, but you're gonna have to bring some actual facts and logic because Death Watch don't care about your feelings, we'll kill you anyway, and that's my opening page for the payments. 200 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:59,040 You guys are too much. Jesus Christ. 201 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:05,040 What the hell was that? 202 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:20,040 Bruh, for all the audiences out there, I'll explain what happened on during that, Eli started flexing the entire time, and Andy was, and then he went down the floor and started doing press up hand claps. 203 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,040 I saw. 204 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:40,040 It's quite the interesting dichotomy here we have with the arguments. Andy had some good points. I appreciate you for reminding me the Corvus Blackstar exists before it goes back into the memory hole. 205 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:49,040 It's cool. It is really cool. I am going to forget about it again, but it is cool. 206 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:57,040 And some, you know, we brought up, you know, Death Watch uses Zeno's weapons so they can act, that can definitely be helpful. 207 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:07,040 It was a nice argument and had some jabs in there about, you know, Eldar lore and the criminal lack thereof, which is unfortunate. 208 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:20,040 But, and then we have the other side of the argument, which is, that's a nice argument you have there. I don't think your bench record is enough to back it up. 209 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:32,040 The energy, you know, easily give it to Eli that if these two groups were to actually argue I think Eli would be how they would be arguing. 210 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:39,040 Just rampaging screaming. I think I almost forgot some of the points Eli made. I just remember the vibes. 211 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:43,040 It overshadowed his own points. 212 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:50,040 We have quite a few donations, by the way, that we might have to make some way through. Let's go for him now. 213 00:13:50,040 --> 00:14:04,040 Welcome back to ManUSA, Eli Flo goes hard. Appreciate the two bucks, thank you. So missing as Eli won immediately. Thank you, Mr. Miller. Tom Warren again, the 12 year old Eldar on your card lobby experience. 214 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:24,040 Truly. Mini Lither King has gone off dropping gamer words, Caleb Collins. We did drop a few words there. Chopper Squadron, thank you for the two bucks. Is Eli as tall as a Votan even? 215 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:38,040 Damn. Something bold like Lucius. I can't even read that out on stream. I don't know how much of Kane's approval is. 216 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:44,040 The built in Avatar Kane fought Scarbrand and didn't lose. 217 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,040 Hang on, we got round two coming up. 218 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:53,040 Death Watch are the Inquisitor's cum. 219 00:14:53,040 --> 00:15:00,040 When is Nagash versus Vecna coming or Nagash versus Arthas? 220 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:07,040 I mean, Nagash has to have something. Like, it's more about ego for Nagash rather than like undead things. 221 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,040 Oh my god. 222 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:15,040 Do you have a possible question that either one of them can answer? I do have one for both of them. 223 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,040 I'll let you go first. 224 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:39,040 Eli, Andy mentioned that he asked like where's Beotan's codex? Andy, what is the, like, how would you guys justify each of your army, like the current state of Warhammer 40k, that 10th edition for each of your armies? 225 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,040 What do you mean? 226 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:48,040 I mean, it's a hard question for Andy. 227 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:56,040 You mentioned that Beotan don't have like a codex, but Death Watch's codex just got vetoed and now it's technically... 228 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:59,040 Yeah, but at least we had one. At least we had one. 229 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:08,040 Death Watch and they'll be back. They'll be back and you can still use them. Like, Beotan doesn't have a dedicated faction. It's a footnote in the Warhammer setting. 230 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:12,040 How do you like that? 231 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,040 When there were craft rules rules Beotan had their own rules and stratagem and relevant. 232 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:20,040 They didn't have a codex, they had rules. They were part of a whole. 233 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,040 So we don't get separate codexes for every single... 234 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,040 Exactly my point. 235 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,040 And I'm not being funny. 236 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:31,040 Where were Beotan in the new Space Marine 2 game? 237 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,040 The Space Marine 2. 238 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:38,040 Well, in that case, what was the Death Watch doing in the new Space Marine game? 239 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,040 Being in the opening. 240 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,040 She was in a bunch of tyranids. 241 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,040 What were they doing? 242 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:48,040 I guess it was in them, therefore they had even more armor than usual. 243 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:52,040 Colin, do you have a question for me or do you want to save it for later? 244 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:57,040 Too early to tell? Anything yet? 245 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:05,040 Too early to tell. I'm getting very different vibes coming from our debaters. 246 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:12,040 I would like to get one more round before we move forth onto this one. 247 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:18,040 Alright then, brothers. This is round two. You have a bit of a shorter amount of time. 248 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:22,040 Colin, are you ready with the timer? Eli, you're up first. 249 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,040 I am. 250 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:27,040 He's getting the music in character. 251 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:30,040 He's taking deep breaths. Oh my god. 252 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,040 The deep breath. 253 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,040 Are you ready, Cap'n? 254 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:38,040 Alright, in 3, 2, 1, your three minutes begin. 255 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:44,040 First, I wanted to remind you that Beotan defeated ten Space Marine chapters in two sector fleets by themselves. 256 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,040 But anyways, onto the important stuff. 257 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,040 I'm moving different, man. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm an autart. 258 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,040 I'm biting the soul bubbles in the Infinity Circle. 259 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:57,040 We smoking spirit stones. Smoking that Eldran, Uthran, Uthweinian, Furburger, Deluxe, Mega Quintillion, Ahra, Karandras, Bubba Kush. 260 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:01,040 We smoking Wraithbone. I'm on 12 aspects. Smoking on Drastanta Dick. 261 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:06,040 We smoking Howling Bulgy Boogers. We snorting that good, striking Scorpion, Tamarid, Assyriani, Gibbys. 262 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:09,040 They must have amnesia because they forgot that I'm him! 263 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,040 This shit ain't nothing to me, you stupid piece of shit! 264 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,040 It's at the wrong way and you will perish! 265 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,040 That puts it feel like the web way. You think I care about this shit? 266 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,040 Ask me if I care about this shit. Because I don't give a shit. 267 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:21,040 If I had an aspect for every time they said I would give a shit, I'd be nothing! 268 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,040 Because I don't give a shit! My bitch look like Prince Uriel! 269 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,040 I killed so hard they thought I was a Jukari! 270 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,040 This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit! 271 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,040 I hate Zenos! I hate Zenos! 272 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:35,040 AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA! 273 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,040 AAAAAAAA! 274 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,040 Oh my god. 275 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,040 Bah. Bah. 276 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:48,040 Are there any further statements? 277 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,040 Jesus Christ, what's going on? 278 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,040 That was... 279 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:02,040 I don't have words. Jesus. 280 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:07,040 Oh my god. Andy? You ready? 281 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,040 Whenever you're ready. 282 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,040 Okay, how long have I got? 283 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,040 Three minutes. 284 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,040 Okay. 285 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,040 You good to go? 286 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,040 Yeah, I'm good to go. 287 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,040 You need a moment? 288 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,040 Someone wants to win this. 289 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:32,040 Alright. Your time begins in three, two, one, three minutes. 290 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,040 Eli. That was very amusing. 291 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:42,040 For that said, other than a broken shirt, what was the merit of that rant? 292 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:46,040 You say, oh, we crushed ten Space Marine chapters. Were there any of note? 293 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:51,040 We're not talking about John Space Marine chapter, we're talking about the Zenos killing elite. 294 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:56,040 And just to remind you, you haven't stomped a single Watch Fortress. 295 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,040 They're spanning the entire span of the galaxy. 296 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:04,040 Humanity, if it gave a damn, could squash this middling craft world. 297 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:09,040 Which doesn't have a home, by the way. Homeless Eldar in an afternoon, if we really gave a damn. 298 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:13,040 But realistically, we don't care because they're irrelevant. 299 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:20,040 It's just a bunch of Eldar going like, oh, I want to be a corn ape berserker, but I don't have the stones to do it properly because I'm not human. 300 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,040 Oh, big whoop. Avatar of Cain. Oh, he's kind of edgy. 301 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:32,040 There's just a bunch of Edlords in space who don't have a single crumb of relevance in the setting at all. 302 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:36,040 When was the last time they were ever in a major battle that anyone gave a damn? 303 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:39,040 They weren't in Arks of Omen. They weren't in War of the Beasts. 304 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:46,040 They weren't during the Horus heresy. They weren't during any setting battle that anyone remembers and gives a damn about. 305 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,040 They ain't got no lore. They ain't got no books. They ain't got no Primarchs. 306 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:57,040 They ain't got any fans because other than Eli, who's their biggest fan, who now needs to, you know, invest in a new event, which is a bit of a shame. 307 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,040 You know, that was probably a nice fit. At least it wasn't law crimes much. 308 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:11,040 At the same time, you know, the main crux of this debate is that it's all well and good being a man of rage and anger showing off his pectorals. 309 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:16,040 But, you know, men of culture, we don't need to have pectorals. 310 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:35,040 Men of class, debaters of class, keep their shirts on when it's time to keep them on and show off when it's time to show off. 311 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:42,040 And we don't waste everyone's time with one minute teenage, teenage rants. I'll call it there. How about that? 312 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:51,040 Colin, we're keeping our shirts on. 313 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:56,040 We have some donations. 314 00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:01,040 Strip off was not in the bingo card tonight. 315 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,040 We have some donations from you beautiful people. 316 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:12,040 Thank you very much. 317 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,040 I think I read that wrong. 318 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,040 Parker Summerlin for the 20 bucks. Thank you, brother. 319 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,040 I was able to attend the anniversary stream last week, but here's this donation. 320 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,040 It's for the Children's Miracle Network. Thank you, brother. 321 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,040 Thank you for the fun Friday afternoons. 322 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:34,040 I was there. I was there. The house. 323 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,040 What is that word? I don't know. 324 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:40,040 It's when you do all of it. 325 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:43,040 You. 326 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:49,040 Oh, that's tripling yourself. 327 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:57,040 Oh my God. 328 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,040 I gave you free day, buddy. 329 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,040 Yeah. 330 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,040 Okay. 331 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:20,040 Well, Whoo hoo! 332 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:27,040 So stupid boys. 333 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:32,480 catch an Eldar it's gonna be direct notice and he said it's not just me I'm feeling I'm 334 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:43,880 more emperor feeling man. Oh my god. Thank you smashing badger thank you I think there's 335 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:49,480 a few more there's been like a rapid success of them oh my god. Kaden Kong's again. God 336 00:23:49,480 --> 00:24:01,280 I hate that word. Andy's entering his ukulele. He says take my money says DJ Beast. What 337 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:06,100 is AED? We're trying to work out what this is. I love this stream so much thank you DJ 338 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:11,960 Beast resident stop sending me more. Please DJ Beast stop sending me anime Cthulhu Mithoth 339 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:19,680 rating sims please. Grimdark half of A. Brother how you can see it. I hate Xenos I hate Xenos 340 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:27,400 broken shirt. Mr Meelove Lord Crime Strip Team's team how come D.A. didn't have to 341 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:33,160 run now. Maybe in the next in the next debate maybe. Don't promise them things. I said 342 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:43,080 maybe. Okay. Alright. Judges. Too many thoughts honestly. Yeah I got a lot of thoughts right 343 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:49,680 now. I'm trying to pick which ones to. My most prominent thought is like I'm nervous 344 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:55,480 for if I'm next on versus because that's like really raised the bar. I remember what you 345 00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:02,000 guys actually said oh my god. Just for the audio listeners Andy as well did take off 346 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:08,400 in strip juice as well basically. Oh my goodness. What happened? Mine was mine was less a strip. 347 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:13,360 It was more tease than strip. Whereas Eli just wrecked the ship was I just I just did 348 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:20,200 a little. Hey look. Eli's vibes are just out of this world. But then when Andy hit me with 349 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:25,720 the you guys haven't been in anything major you've been like literally for the black crusade 350 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:32,360 bro. They've done. Hold on. When people went hold on hold on when people say the black 351 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:38,600 crusades they don't think oh that time when the obscure Eldar faction was in but it's 352 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:47,720 like no they think of Abaddon. Does anyone remember it. I thought so. That was like seventh 353 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:59,080 eighth edition that times. You know I've got I've got a one question to for each of you 354 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,160 that is nothing to do with flexing and tattoos unfortunately. So I don't think it's quite 355 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:11,440 fitting this debate but I have it anyways. For Eli. How does it how do you how do you 356 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:18,600 justify Bailton being you know in pieces give give give how do you put how do you put a 357 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:25,360 positive spit on that and half its people joining the Inari are being dead. We fought 358 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:31,760 the entirety of Salinash and Khorne's demon armies to save the universe basically. I mean 359 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:38,320 all right all right. That's going to bring up optimists is that when it's going. Yes I 360 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:42,440 was in fact going to do that. How do you justify a death watch captain stopping the death of 361 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:48,440 Salinash. Simple. We're not going to let the Eldar take credit for killing Salinash. We're 362 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:53,680 going to do it and the emperor is going to do it properly. Done. Okay. Even though it 363 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,480 was a pretty guaranteed way to get rid of Salinash. Doesn't matter. We're not going 364 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:01,080 to give the Eldar a win if we can help it and not being funny. What was the last thing 365 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:08,160 the emperor do. Burned Nergal's garden with beams of light. What's Bialton done since. 366 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:14,680 Also even after we shattered you know we were still playing mad defense on the main worlds 367 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:20,600 with half of our people dead and still taking W's against chaos. I do. I do remember that. 368 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:27,520 I do remember that. I have an easy question. Very easy throw one. How would each of your 369 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:39,800 factions cure racism. We would cure it by killing every other race. The cure is at the 370 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:51,080 end of my bolter. Damn. This is what I was hoping for. This is what we were curating. 371 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:56,720 I think we might have to move on to the minute of hate because. Why even have the rat round 372 00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:03,320 at this point. Everyone gets all the time. They get their minute. I am curious to see 373 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:08,000 if like Eli is going to get steam coming out of his ears and maybe his hair is going to 374 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:14,000 catch on fire and combust. I'm curious. Anymore left in the tank. Okay. Do you have the time 375 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:23,000 of calling. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. What is going on here. Here we go. You know what you're 376 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:29,560 going to do. Your two minutes starts in three two one. We go. What do you just say about 377 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,640 me you little monkey. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the aspect shrines 378 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,760 and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the eye of terror and I have over 379 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,360 three hundred thousand confirmed kills. I am training guerrilla warfare and I'm the 380 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:44,680 top sniper in the entire Beelzebub army. You are nothing to me. We're just another target. 381 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,000 I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before 382 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,000 on this earth. Mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over 383 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,160 the new sphere. Think again Monkai. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of 384 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:00,360 Rangers across the galaxy and your IP is being traced right now. So you better prepare for 385 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,480 the blade store. Make it the place to them that wipes out the pathetic little thing you 386 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:07,000 call your life. You're dead kid. I can be anywhere anytime and I can kill you in over 387 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:11,120 seven thousand ways. And that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained 388 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,080 in unarmed combat but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Beelzebub warrior shrines 389 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,880 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe. 390 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,560 You little shit. If only you could have known that unholy retribution your little clever 391 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:26,000 comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your tongue but 392 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,840 you couldn't. You didn't. And now you're paying the price. You can't damn idiot. I will send 393 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:36,680 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead kiddo. 394 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:43,800 I'm going to assume that's the end because that's where the copypasta finished. 395 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,880 I mean I wasn't wearing my headphones but I could still hear him. 396 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:52,000 I could hear him from across the ocean. 397 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,160 Bros don't learn to create before each take. 398 00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:00,080 Oh my god Andy are you ready? 399 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,080 You know time. 400 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,080 Yeah. 401 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,040 Go for it Colin. 402 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:09,840 Coke doesn't make you angry. It only exasperates what's already there. 403 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,040 Oh this is slow not only monetized. 404 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,040 Eli went for the high score. 405 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:22,440 Andy you good to go? 406 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,440 Yeah I'm good to go. 407 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:28,960 On three two one your two minutes are now. 408 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:37,320 Okay in conclusion the tale of Copeweld BL Tarn is this. They've never been relevant. 409 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:42,120 They've never had a codex. They have barely any lore. No novels. They haven't been in 410 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:46,240 any video games for a long time. Oh he's putting an egg in his mouth. 411 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,620 This is the tactics my opposition has to resort to. He knows he has nothing to work with. 412 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:56,000 He knows it's a losing battle. So he's using spectacle and showing off his nipples to try 413 00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:02,880 and get ahead. Let's all be honest. The Eldar is already a bit of a hard sell but a sub 414 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,800 faction of the Eldar is even more so. 415 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:10,840 Deathwatch we got so much going for us. We're going to get a new Space Marine codex for 416 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,720 the Deathwatch soon. It's inevitable. We're going to have all the backing of the Ordo 417 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:21,920 Xenos and the Inquisition. We're in the video games in flashy 4k glory in the form of Space 418 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:27,600 Marine 2. We even got an animatic recently with Warhammer TV. We're in the zeitgeist. 419 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:33,720 We're current. We're modern. We're flexible. We're cool. We've got lore. We've got miniatures. 420 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:38,880 What does BL Tarn have? They don't have a craft world because it's gone. Their patron 421 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:44,240 saint is the guy that gets... He's the villain of the week that everyone beats up for lolz 422 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:52,520 because he's so weak. Need I say more? These guys are just... They're a footnote in Warhammer 423 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:58,800 40k. And if it weren't for the fact that Eli has a Adonis physique, the chat would not 424 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:06,240 give a single vote for him. He's using what... He's whoring his body out for points but 425 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,720 he doesn't have a single point to make. That's my closing statement. 426 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:21,800 Damn, I just feel depressed now for BL Tarn. I guess we have a few questions after that. 427 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:27,120 We'll just go through the donations first. I think there's just a few more there. Thank 428 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:32,560 you, everyone. Thank you so much for the donations. Caleb Collins, Eldor are more likely to be 429 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:43,640 at Diddy Party. Oh god. Sinesh got me acting unwise. Role for 20 bucks. Thank you. In character 430 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:54,120 please. Wait, for who's... Who wants to say this one? I need to read that. Oh, oh, he 431 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:59,220 wants to ask you guys each a question. Okay, so for Death Watch, how does it feel to lackies 432 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:04,080 of mortals, how does it feel to be the lackies of mortals in brackets, inquisitors, Andy? 433 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:10,800 Sorry, I was just doing the poll. How would it feel to be the lackie of inquisitors, the 434 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:15,280 lackie of mortals? You're Space Marines, you're order of the world. Hold on, mortals. Everyone's 435 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:20,680 mortal in Warhammer apart from the Katarn and the Emperor and the Chaos Gods. BL Tarn aren't 436 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:25,160 exactly immortal. You put them in the shiny rock, they'll still die, they'll still crumble. 437 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:34,880 But no, Inquisition has never done anything wrong ever. Next question for BL Tarn. For 438 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:45,720 BL Tarn, how does it feel to be so hated? You consider the best sacrifice... You are 439 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:51,600 considered the best sacrifice for the birth of Sinesh. We're the only Eldor really to 440 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:56,280 sacrifice ourselves so that we can win because all the other Eldor are literally stupid. 441 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:03,880 It'd be nowhere without us. Nowhere. That Xbox live chat energy, doesn't it? 442 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:14,600 I do have a question for each of the brothers here. I'll start with you, Eli. Was the energy 443 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:21,520 and the vibes brought today because you lacked enough material later to do it, a legit argument? 444 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:29,120 No, sir. I had all my facts in there. Where were they? 445 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:35,040 I caught them. I did catch some facts in there in between the... 446 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,040 Somewhere in there. 447 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:45,640 If Andy, I'll ask. Why... Are Death Watch just as exciting as what BL Tarn just offered 448 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,160 me then? Could Death Watch match what that was? 449 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:58,840 Of course. If you think Eli's angry, have you ever seen a space marine? We have the 450 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:07,400 angry marines fan brew, home brew. When was the last time we saw a home brew of BL Tarn? 451 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:16,240 They're just slender posh elves who are like, oh, we can be angry too, even though we don't 452 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:21,320 have a home and we're not relevant and we could get bodied by any space marine of the 453 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,240 Death Watch because we're Xenos specialists and we use the weapons against them. We have 454 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:30,440 like a dozen watch fortresses everywhere and we have the backing of the Inquisition who 455 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:37,200 have unlimited resources. Just a bunch of screening Eldar, circling the drain before 456 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,640 their entire species goes extinct. 457 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:48,320 Colin, do you have any questions for the boys? I've got some pointed questions for each. 458 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:55,920 Admittedly, it might be slightly harder on Andy because it's a little bit tabletop related, 459 00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:01,640 but it's in a way I think you have potential to answer. My question for you, Andy, is how 460 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:06,040 does it feel to have arguably the worst combat patrol for space marines as part of the Death 461 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,720 Watch with not a single centerpiece model or really anything that looks interesting? 462 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:16,880 It feels bad, but again, at least there's the opportunity for a rebrand. When are we 463 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,560 going to get a rebrand for BL Tarn? We can get a new codex around the corner at any point 464 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:25,920 for Death Watch. BL Tarn is not going to get one. Eldar is probably not going to get one 465 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,120 at this rate for a long time. 466 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,120 Shut up. 467 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:32,360 Death Watch, I'm sorry, but Death Watch have every single, like even with recently there 468 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:38,440 was that Inquisition, each ordo had like a box set. That was pretty recent. We've got 469 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:44,520 plenty of opportunity to have a comeback. BL Tarn, less so. 470 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:51,160 Eli, my question for you is how do you justify having white as the main color scheme you 471 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,280 have to paint? 472 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,560 It's only for real ones. You ought to be real good to play Peel's Hand if you want to paint 473 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:06,000 them nice. When they paint them nice, they look real nice. The green is very sexy. 474 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000 You know what? 475 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,560 Should we go through the rest of the donations, by the way? 476 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,560 Yes, we do. 477 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:18,680 Let's see. Caleb Collins, the two, they did the right thing. Less Eldussey the better. 478 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:24,400 We'll agree to disbrie on that one, but thank you. Bunny Cop, I didn't know the personality 479 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:29,800 trait for Bale Tarn was alpha male gym bro coach. Eli, you got to tell us to remember 480 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:35,240 our Spirit Stone post-workout shake. Thank you for the five. Made event Virgil, thank 481 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,960 you for the five pounds. 482 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,960 Euros. 483 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,680 Euros, my bad, pimp. 484 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:46,520 Eli, you POS, you made me laugh so hard, I screwed up edge highlighting, top marks for 485 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:50,720 effort and creativity, and you got to start hitting the trend. 486 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:54,120 What's the trend? Is that trend baloney sandwiches? 487 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,560 That's a steroid. 488 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,560 Right. 489 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:04,920 Caleb Collins again with the two, did Andy steal Eli's lucky check? 490 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,400 Tom Warren with the five, no one who's going to live to next week has ever said anything 491 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,160 bad about the Inquisition, so clearly it's a good organization. 492 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,960 Exactly. You get it. You get it. 493 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:24,280 There's a lot to take in though. 494 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,240 I don't know what to do here, man. 495 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,440 It's facts and logic versus nipples. 496 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,440 I have one last question. 497 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,440 Nipples and rage. 498 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:42,080 Eli, tell me about your characters for your faction. 499 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,360 We don't need any special characters, we just sacrifice them. 500 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:53,800 In that case, if we are going to do that, I do have a similar question to Andy. 501 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,480 Andy as well. 502 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,320 Andy, what's the characters for Death Watch? 503 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,880 Our characters are lost to the lack of Eldar books, alright? 504 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,880 Excuse me. 505 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:08,120 Well, I mean, I've already mentioned that we have Asgur, Warfist. 506 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:14,480 Anytime you do any lore on the setting, you'll always get characters. 507 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,920 I was just going through Eye of Medusa recently, and they had Epistolary Lydric from the Iron 508 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,920 Hands. 509 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:25,960 There's also Seril, who's one of the Iron Fathers who seconded. 510 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,040 Every single chapter, for the most part, has a guy in it. 511 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,760 Artemis is the most infamous of all, because he's the one who's just like, are you going 512 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,280 to kill Slanesh with a ritual? 513 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,280 That's cringe. 514 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:41,600 At least he's done something more so than any Bealtan character ever, because they don't 515 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,600 have any characters. 516 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:48,600 They're just like the Necrons in a way, but not like the Zandrex and Oberon's of the world. 517 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,920 They're just the foot soldiers who have no personality other than their color scheme. 518 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,920 That's a bit... 519 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,920 That is tough for me. 520 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,680 There are characters that exist in Bealtan. 521 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,200 We just don't have novels. 522 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,520 Do you have any art? 523 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:09,080 My question to Andy is, how do you justify every single character in the Death Watch 524 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:15,680 to a man just being another chapter? 525 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,520 Every Death Watch member is a loner. 526 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,160 Like loner as in they've been loaned to the Death Watch. 527 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,160 Not necessarily. 528 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,960 You get Black Shields and you also get people who never leave. 529 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,400 There's one guy who's just called Vigilant, and that's his name, because he's from an 530 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,160 unknown chapter and he's trying to preserve the Jericho Reach from disaster. 531 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,600 He's like, I have no chapter. 532 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,020 I'm never going back. 533 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:39,840 My duty is we've got to save the Jericho Reach from the Xenos. 534 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,840 And that's what he does. 535 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,840 And he's a chaplain. 536 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,640 There are characters that... 537 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:48,560 Asgar Wulfis, he remained in... 538 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,080 Even though he was a wolf lord, he was essentially like nearly... 539 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,680 Basically a chapter master almost of the Space Wolves. 540 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,200 He remained with the Death Watch. 541 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:01,560 Even Titus was like, I should go back to the Watch Fortress until the chaplain's like, 542 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,040 no, you've been reassigned. 543 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,660 He was willing to go back after a decade. 544 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:08,040 Some people just don't go back. 545 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,040 Just saying. 546 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,040 Just saying. 547 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,040 Damn. 548 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,120 That one does hit tough for me because I'm only really like... 549 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,320 I'm drawn to characters. 550 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,880 So it's a bit of a tough break. 551 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,360 Colin, do you have any more questions or do you think you're ready to make a verdict? 552 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,360 I think I'm out. 553 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:24,360 Ooh. 554 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,120 The characters don't win wars, the army does. 555 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,720 This is a brutal strike from the comments though. 556 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,240 You want to say that? 557 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,240 Yeah. 558 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:38,280 There's an old type of VT, raven guard, and orcs all in one battle last I checked. 559 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:42,160 I don't remember her name, but hey there. 560 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:49,720 Do you think you're ready that you got a decision made, Colin? 561 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:52,080 Yeah. 562 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,120 I think I do too. 563 00:41:54,120 --> 00:42:01,080 I will say from what I thought, in my heart I was trying to listen to both things. 564 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,720 At this point now, what do I even remember that you both said to me? 565 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,720 Because there's a lot. 566 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:07,720 Thanks Eli. 567 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:13,440 I think it makes more sense. 568 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:19,000 I feel like if it was like versus each other, like straight up in one go, the loss of the 569 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,360 craft world is huge. 570 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,720 We still have a craft world, bro. 571 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,520 No, but it's kind of... 572 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:28,440 It's in pieces, but it's a fleet and they're repairing it. 573 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,440 It's literally still there. 574 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,240 Not the fin, not the fin, but then Eli's whole thing... 575 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:35,440 It's not like the phalanx or the rock where they're like, it's kind of damaged, but it's 576 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,440 still like a really imposing like massive ship. 577 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,360 We saved the galaxy, all right? 578 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,440 Who hasn't saved the galaxy in Warhammer 40k? 579 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,440 Come on. 580 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,440 Not the Death Watch! 581 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:46,440 Everyone! 582 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,440 Not the Death Watch! 583 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,440 Everyone! 584 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,440 Everyone! 585 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,440 Everyone! 586 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:51,440 Everyone! 587 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,440 Everyone! 588 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,440 Everyone! 589 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,440 Everyone! 590 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,440 Everyone! 591 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,440 Everyone! 592 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,440 Everyone! 593 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,440 Everyone! 594 00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,440 Look, I'm not doing... 595 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,960 I'm up at 4am while you're in bed like a dickit. 596 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:06,520 I'm gonna have to give it to Eli because I just can't... 597 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,240 Like it was just honestly like... 598 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:12,640 I can't even tell you what he said in the last 30 minutes, but I believe... 599 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,640 He's got Maytes. 600 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:14,640 He's got Mambuzle. 601 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,000 It's not hierarchy philobusted you to a victory, there you go. 602 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 But he just... 603 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 It was heart. 604 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000 He had heart in that. 605 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000 The guy ate an egg. 606 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 He ate a raw egg! 607 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:28,000 I don't know how he can't win after that. 608 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:32,040 So, um, unfortunately, like it's on the, it literally is like, thank you for your facts 609 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,480 and logic, but funny thing. 610 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:40,560 Just bear in mind, Eli, you can't do what you did tonight again, because it will have 611 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,560 diminishing returns after this one. 612 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,560 You guys were like, we've seen egg. 613 00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,560 I have to give it to Eli then. 614 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,560 Colin? 615 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:55,640 There might be no surprise here. 616 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,000 I'm going to be, I'm going to come out with a shock. 617 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 I'm going to give it to Andy. 618 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000 What? 619 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,320 Well, I'll go for me in my soul. 620 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:12,160 I wanted to give it to Eli, but I was waiting for a, you know, a Donna war slam dunk. 621 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,760 There was no Donna war slam dunk. 622 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,280 Bail tons and Donna war. 623 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,120 I haven't played the war campaign in so long. 624 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,120 Fair enough. 625 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,360 Sorry that there's, you know, typical I and in backstop by the way. 626 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:30,160 I, uh, yeah, I like, I like, on the end and team. 627 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,160 Wow. 628 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,160 Really? 629 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,160 People are wondering why we paired these two up. 630 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:37,800 It was literally space racism and the great, the worst of all was apparently I had to like 631 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,200 that old, the old kinds. 632 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,200 Damn. 633 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,600 Uh, it's a tiebreaker then. 634 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:53,360 Uh, well, we have a poll chat when it was, it was, it was closer than I thought it would 635 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,360 be to be honest. 636 00:44:54,360 --> 00:45:00,800 I thought the spectacle of Eli's arguments was it's 58% Eli, 41% to me. 637 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:06,040 So I don't know where they have a 1% and, but still, uh, I think not, not being funny. 638 00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:13,040 I couldn't match the creatine of Eli's, no, no, no, no, no, no. 639 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,400 Rampage might be the word to describe it. 640 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:20,980 Um, my more measured as I was like, I'm going to do like your heart, your heart is fire, 641 00:45:20,980 --> 00:45:21,980 but I'm cold as ice. 642 00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:26,440 I'm going to contrast, but no internet age. 643 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,120 Everyone's like, we want the shouty man to shout and eat the egg. 644 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,160 Bro, that was nuts. 645 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,420 Jesus Christ. 646 00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:33,840 I got the other victory chat. 647 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:34,840 I did it. 648 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:35,840 I told you I do it. 649 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,840 I told you I do it. 650 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:44,440 Uh, with that being said, everyone who donated during the stream, thank you so much, particularly. 651 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:49,880 Um, some of you say some diabolical stuff in the chat, but we do appreciate that. 652 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,280 So I love Prince. 653 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,280 Don't say those words. 654 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,600 We may have dropped a few words in this stream as well. 655 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,600 I swear. 656 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,600 I don't usually swear. 657 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:08,600 Uh, Mr. Meal of the, if you'd last donation here, I think, uh, Mr. Meal of their fats 658 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:15,040 on the screen says Eli is going to catch the an aneurysm and the Tao God of ours. 659 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:22,480 I feel is the only elder faction that is safe from GW is author hatred of Eldar. 660 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:28,200 It's only moderately safe to the only, the only thing they only take minor L's instead 661 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,600 of losing every single man on their craft world to one space and reach out. 662 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,920 We will leave on the note by Jake Thornton, who says every elder W is just an L in disguise 663 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:42,160 and it was really, I couldn't thank all. 664 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:49,920 I see you shut the hell up. 665 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,160 Appreciate it. 666 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,960 Um, damn that's, that's crazy performance. 667 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,360 Uh, thank you guys so much for watching, for listening. 668 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,120 Uh, we really appreciate that. 669 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:05,520 All the donations were amazing, amazing performance by the way, Eli, particularly because he went 670 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,720 over top Andy for getting his shirt off. 671 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:09,720 Nuts. 672 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,960 Um, we'll see you all very soon. 673 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:16,680 We've got some more law stuff coming next week and then some tearless and all that goodness, 674 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,920 uh, more, uh, pre-recorded stuff as well. 675 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:24,700 So a few things might be coming in, uh, just the middle of the week, you'd be surprised 676 00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:26,560 and we'll catch you all very soon. 677 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,560 Oh no, thank you. 678 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,560 We just got here. 679 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,560 Sorry, brother. 680 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,720 Go back and watch some of this stuff. 681 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:33,800 We really, we really thank you guys. 682 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,320 Intro is not to be missed. 683 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,360 We needed you for this. 684 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,080 Um, appreciate you guys all and we'll see you guys very soon. 685 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,080 Peace. 686 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,080 Bye bye. 687 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,080 Bye bye. 688 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,080 Bye bye. 689 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,080 Bye bye. 690 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,080 Bye bye. 691 00:47:46,080 --> 00:48:13,680 That's your host, Eli eligibility to join the UN 692 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,680 You