Intro
Hello everybody, it's Lord Grimes! How's it going everybody?
God, I always vibe to that intro song. Still. Every time.
Hey, Hal, before we start, you're looking fetching today.
Everyday, brother, everyday. Merchandise boys, official hoodies, t-shirts, stickers, honestly.
I'm not gonna lie, it's actually quite comfy. I was surprised, a lot of other merch, you're like,
you hear the people represent it and you're like, that's how you can tell it's like crap,
but this one actually is pretty good, so thank you. Good merch. Hell yeah.
Welcome everyone. Today is another episode of Versus.
For all the audio listeners out there, we are wearing our nice merchandise,
so if people want to go check that out, we have things on our channel, descriptions, all that good stuff.
But today is where we put aside friendship and this is where we get angry at each other.
The chat is unbelievable right now.
Unbelievable.
Colin, stop encouraging them!
As Colin did say earlier, put your milkers away.
We're gonna get straight into some lore versus today we have two glorious champions representing Deathwatch and also Beel Tarn.
Is that right? I had a second doubt for a second there.
So, which I don't know, we didn't actually say which one of you guys wants to go first, anyone feeling particularly...
I can have a coin if that helps.
Andy is a coin.
I want to go last in the minute of hate though, that's my request.
Okay, well we got... So it's Dark Angel or Azrael, pick one of the two.
I like it, Azrael.
He dropped it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Welcome to the quality content.
Hope everyone's having a good night themselves, we missed you.
It's Dark Angels.
They come here...
They come here for you three to give quality content.
They come here to watch me beat the circus seal.
I've been taking a lot of hate recently though.
You've become less in quality.
It's crazy.
So who... I missed the coin toss.
So I get to pick, I'm gonna go second.
What? You get to pick? Oh, this guy. What a troll.
How it goes.
I will hand over to Colin to moderate, we want only fair jabs, talk up your faction, talk down the other faction, just go for it.
Try not to swear too much.
Unless it really deserves it though.
There's been no swearing yet.
We will have the each interval for people who are new to Versus.
At the end of each, there's like three rounds, a couple minutes each.
And then at the end of each round, they're both gone, we have a little small review section slash they'll answer a few of me and Colin's questions though.
I guess then, Eli, are you ready to big up round one?
Yes, sir.
Colin, on the timer.
I've got the timer ready.
On the count of three, your round starts.
Three, two, one, go.
Alright, I'm not sure how much time I've made for myself, but that's okay because this defense cannot be beaten.
There's no one minute of hate in this Versus episode.
This is all hate because this is Craft World.
Beelzebub, baby, we are the goats of the Eldar.
Alright, I'm going to give you a little history.
What if Kayn was looking at you saying, hey, you are my go-to guy?
What if Kayn was saying that to you?
Imagine that for a second.
What if Kayn said that you're such a physical beast, you're such a nasty physical Eldar that I'm basically going to make you in charge of the resurgence of the Azarian people.
You're basically so hunked up and shredded that I have no choice but to make you a legend amongst the Craft World.
You know, around the fall I would say to myself, man, this Kayn guy is up to no good.
I hate this.
I can't take any more of this.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
What am I going to do?
I'm Kayn's top guy.
What am I going to do?
Kaylan Mention Kayn chose me to lead the revolution.
I'm an Alpha Eldar, okay?
I dominate a lot of species daily.
I dominate them.
I absolutely dominate them.
All the species in the galaxy, with my physical presence, with my smell, my pheromones, my cock, my aspect path, my Bazzard Kayn technique, I dominate daily.
I use a combination of lies, manipulation, genocide, slew of communions, gaslighting, bullying, insulting, and flexing to make sure every one of my Craft World stays on the warrior path.
Whoa, Kaylan Mention Kayn needs me?
Okay, I'll do it.
I'm going to bat for you, Kayn.
I got your back, Kayn, because we are the OGs.
We literally never gave up and still commit base and epic genocide throughout the entire galaxy.
Death to all Monkai except Talarn.
Death to the Orcs.
Death to everyone that isn't Eldar.
We hate Xenos up in his Craft World, Monkai.
Oh, we need to preserve our race.
We need to not provoke the other species of the galaxy.
We need to avoid conflict.
Shut up, you stupid Ritard farseer.
This is Beelzebub.
We kill people.
We obliterated chaos with and without Iannis Elves.
They're stupid.
They're buses.
They couldn't handle the truth.
The truth is we have to slaughter every man, woman, and child.
We even looked at a maiden world.
We obliterated 10 space marine chapters and two sector fleets.
Easy!
We are based in Cain Pilled.
The Swordwind is an unstoppable force of aspect warriors committed to a lightning assault that eradicates all life in its way.
We have the most aspect shrines and warriors because we are goaded with the spirit sauce.
We are Monkai in Runners for Pussies.
We kill people up in this Craft World, Monkai.
We are Monkai Avengers. We got those. We got those. We got those. We got those. We got that.
We beat that. We beat that. We beat that. We beat that. We beat that.
Anything. We beat that because we are the goads.
Council of Farseers. Council of Ritards.
We are a council of exarchs, baby, because we kill people.
Court of the Young King for life.
Council of the Warrior for life up in this hoe. When it's time to kill people, we sacrifice the Young King to get an avatar of Cain to kill even more people because we are Cain's top guy.
Our Craft World blew up because we were saving you Ritards from chaos.
And we're still out here. We just have more Craft World now.
Easy!
We still play mad defense on maiden worlds after blowing up because we are the goads and all the other Eldor are stupid.
We teamed up with Tal Arn to beat the Arn Warriors because real recognizes real.
We are war criminals. Not even the bacteria is safe because we got the void spinner, baby, an engine of Vaal.
All the other Eldor hate this thing because they are stupid.
This eradicates everything down to the microscopic level using bacteria and right bone parasites because the ends justify the maids up in this Craft World.
When we are done with you, not even a microscope will be able to find your remains.
We will erase you.
Are you even sentient if you aren't an Eldor? I don't think so.
So what's the big deal?
I give the floor to the Monk K.
Wow.
I'm overstimulated.
I think an Exarch just possessed him.
Yeah.
The spirit of Cain just became part of Eli there.
The mic was peaking at a certain point.
I thought that was usually the tone we take after the introductory, but you just went full bore.
Well, usually it is, but the spirit of racism is flowing through Eli.
12 year old Eldor and your Cod Lobby experience.
Okay, Andy, are you ready to follow that?
Damn.
I'm going to play a different tact, though.
But yes.
Oh my God.
I need to relax.
And I'm a.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
People thought shout to mini liver King.
Colin, do you want to get the other time?
He's taking his shirt off.
Oh no.
The timer is ready.
He's going to be ready for the next round.
So join us after this when we have Eli play Dota 2 on stream.
Andy, you ready?
Ready to go.
I'm going to play on a count of three, three, two, one, go.
Okay.
So that was a very amusing bunch of opening statements from the the Xbox 10 year old talking about how great his faction is.
Now let's just go for the brass tacks.
The Death Watch were created during the final moments of the War of Beasts after the Orcs proved a big problem because the elder haven't been a threat for 10,000 years.
Might as well make the Death Watch just to flex on them as a bonus.
Kane made Beel Tan.
Oh, the same guy who gets bodied by ultramarines for breakfast every other day.
Big whoop.
Plot armor.
You want to talk about plot armor?
You guys could use some plot armor because you guys take so many elves.
I wish you had enough plot armor to get you one victory.
Every blue moon.
Your craft world blew up.
Who cares?
Terror's still standing, baby.
Not to mention the following watch fortresses, the Eye of Retribution, Fatal Redress, Final Mercy, Hallowed Sword, Lance of Darkness, Nemesis, Pyre Imperious, Robodukes, Silent Slayer, Spear of Fury, Funder's Ward, Rathbringer.
Oh, are you homeless?
That's a shame.
We got all this real estate.
What's your excuse?
You've been here for millennia.
We've been here less than 10,000 years.
We've been here a couple of few thousand years and you can't even like have one craft world that you can't get blown up.
That's sad.
As far as these pathetic Eldar go, we can just break him in so many ways.
We got our Aquila, Dominatus, Fural, Malleus, Pergatus, Venator tactics to take every single one of you out.
We got our Exterminatus weapons.
The guy who's still in charge, Asgar Warfist, the leader, is a wolf lord from the Space Wolves.
Plot armor incarnate who could crush anyone.
And this guy met Commander Courland during the War of Beasts and he's still in charge.
We got over 110 Space Marine chapters as part of the Death Watch, which means we have untold amounts of tactics and abilities to take care of your meager resistance.
Also, we've got the Corvus Blackstar, the coolest gunship in all of 40k.
Don't at me. It's just true.
We use your Xenos technology against you so you're not even safe from your own weapons.
And that's not to mention the fact that we have bolters, which are the best weapons in the game.
So we can use the best stuff plus your stuff against you and you have no excuse to survive.
Big whoop. Oh, also, question.
Where's the Beltan Codex?
Anyone? Is this? No, this isn't it? No, no, I can't find it anywhere.
Factions so irrelevant they've not been mentioned in law for the last, what, like 20 years other than a side note.
Villain of the week. Who gives a shiz?
Also, how about we go through a quick rundown of the Death Watch books? We got City of Ruin, Deathhenge, Final Sanction, No No Fear, Litany of War, First Founding, Mark of the Xenos, Oblivion's Edge, Rites of Battle, the Achilles Assault, the Emperor Protects, the Emperor's Chosen, the Jericho Reach, the Nemesis Incident, the Outer Reach, Honor the Chapter, and Rising Tempest. Question.
Where's the Beltan books? Where's the Beltan lore that isn't just a Lexa Karnen page referencing White Dwarf?
Sad. Sad state of affairs. As much bluster as Eli started this with, it's a testament to how little he has to say, because all he could do was go, I like the Beltan, I've got no actual points, I'm just going to flex my muscles because they're cool.
I'm sorry bud, but you're gonna have to bring some actual facts and logic because Death Watch don't care about your feelings, we'll kill you anyway, and that's my opening page for the payments.
You guys are too much. Jesus Christ.
What the hell was that?
Bruh, for all the audiences out there, I'll explain what happened on during that, Eli started flexing the entire time, and Andy was, and then he went down the floor and started doing press up hand claps.
I saw.
It's quite the interesting dichotomy here we have with the arguments. Andy had some good points. I appreciate you for reminding me the Corvus Blackstar exists before it goes back into the memory hole.
It's cool. It is really cool. I am going to forget about it again, but it is cool.
And some, you know, we brought up, you know, Death Watch uses Zeno's weapons so they can act, that can definitely be helpful.
It was a nice argument and had some jabs in there about, you know, Eldar lore and the criminal lack thereof, which is unfortunate.
But, and then we have the other side of the argument, which is, that's a nice argument you have there. I don't think your bench record is enough to back it up.
The energy, you know, easily give it to Eli that if these two groups were to actually argue I think Eli would be how they would be arguing.
Just rampaging screaming. I think I almost forgot some of the points Eli made. I just remember the vibes.
It overshadowed his own points.
We have quite a few donations, by the way, that we might have to make some way through. Let's go for him now.
Welcome back to ManUSA, Eli Flo goes hard. Appreciate the two bucks, thank you. So missing as Eli won immediately. Thank you, Mr. Miller. Tom Warren again, the 12 year old Eldar on your card lobby experience.
Truly. Mini Lither King has gone off dropping gamer words, Caleb Collins. We did drop a few words there. Chopper Squadron, thank you for the two bucks. Is Eli as tall as a Votan even?
Damn. Something bold like Lucius. I can't even read that out on stream. I don't know how much of Kane's approval is.
The built in Avatar Kane fought Scarbrand and didn't lose.
Hang on, we got round two coming up.
Death Watch are the Inquisitor's cum.
When is Nagash versus Vecna coming or Nagash versus Arthas?
I mean, Nagash has to have something. Like, it's more about ego for Nagash rather than like undead things.
Oh my god.
Do you have a possible question that either one of them can answer? I do have one for both of them.
I'll let you go first.
Eli, Andy mentioned that he asked like where's Beotan's codex? Andy, what is the, like, how would you guys justify each of your army, like the current state of Warhammer 40k, that 10th edition for each of your armies?
What do you mean?
I mean, it's a hard question for Andy.
You mentioned that Beotan don't have like a codex, but Death Watch's codex just got vetoed and now it's technically...
Yeah, but at least we had one. At least we had one.
Death Watch and they'll be back. They'll be back and you can still use them. Like, Beotan doesn't have a dedicated faction. It's a footnote in the Warhammer setting.
How do you like that?
When there were craft rules rules Beotan had their own rules and stratagem and relevant.
They didn't have a codex, they had rules. They were part of a whole.
So we don't get separate codexes for every single...
Exactly my point.
And I'm not being funny.
Where were Beotan in the new Space Marine 2 game?
The Space Marine 2.
Well, in that case, what was the Death Watch doing in the new Space Marine game?
Being in the opening.
She was in a bunch of tyranids.
What were they doing?
I guess it was in them, therefore they had even more armor than usual.
Colin, do you have a question for me or do you want to save it for later?
Too early to tell? Anything yet?
Too early to tell. I'm getting very different vibes coming from our debaters.
I would like to get one more round before we move forth onto this one.
Alright then, brothers. This is round two. You have a bit of a shorter amount of time.
Colin, are you ready with the timer? Eli, you're up first.
I am.
He's getting the music in character.
He's taking deep breaths. Oh my god.
The deep breath.
Are you ready, Cap'n?
Alright, in 3, 2, 1, your three minutes begin.
First, I wanted to remind you that Beotan defeated ten Space Marine chapters in two sector fleets by themselves.
But anyways, onto the important stuff.
I'm moving different, man. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm an autart.
I'm biting the soul bubbles in the Infinity Circle.
We smoking spirit stones. Smoking that Eldran, Uthran, Uthweinian, Furburger, Deluxe, Mega Quintillion, Ahra, Karandras, Bubba Kush.
We smoking Wraithbone. I'm on 12 aspects. Smoking on Drastanta Dick.
We smoking Howling Bulgy Boogers. We snorting that good, striking Scorpion, Tamarid, Assyriani, Gibbys.
They must have amnesia because they forgot that I'm him!
This shit ain't nothing to me, you stupid piece of shit!
It's at the wrong way and you will perish!
That puts it feel like the web way. You think I care about this shit?
Ask me if I care about this shit. Because I don't give a shit.
If I had an aspect for every time they said I would give a shit, I'd be nothing!
Because I don't give a shit! My bitch look like Prince Uriel!
I killed so hard they thought I was a Jukari!
This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit!
I hate Zenos! I hate Zenos!
AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAA!
Oh my god.
Bah. Bah.
Are there any further statements?
Jesus Christ, what's going on?
That was...
I don't have words. Jesus.
Oh my god. Andy? You ready?
Whenever you're ready.
Okay, how long have I got?
Three minutes.
Okay.
You good to go?
Yeah, I'm good to go.
You need a moment?
Someone wants to win this.
Alright. Your time begins in three, two, one, three minutes.
Eli. That was very amusing.
For that said, other than a broken shirt, what was the merit of that rant?
You say, oh, we crushed ten Space Marine chapters. Were there any of note?
We're not talking about John Space Marine chapter, we're talking about the Zenos killing elite.
And just to remind you, you haven't stomped a single Watch Fortress.
They're spanning the entire span of the galaxy.
Humanity, if it gave a damn, could squash this middling craft world.
Which doesn't have a home, by the way. Homeless Eldar in an afternoon, if we really gave a damn.
But realistically, we don't care because they're irrelevant.
It's just a bunch of Eldar going like, oh, I want to be a corn ape berserker, but I don't have the stones to do it properly because I'm not human.
Oh, big whoop. Avatar of Cain. Oh, he's kind of edgy.
There's just a bunch of Edlords in space who don't have a single crumb of relevance in the setting at all.
When was the last time they were ever in a major battle that anyone gave a damn?
They weren't in Arks of Omen. They weren't in War of the Beasts.
They weren't during the Horus heresy. They weren't during any setting battle that anyone remembers and gives a damn about.
They ain't got no lore. They ain't got no books. They ain't got no Primarchs.
They ain't got any fans because other than Eli, who's their biggest fan, who now needs to, you know, invest in a new event, which is a bit of a shame.
You know, that was probably a nice fit. At least it wasn't law crimes much.
At the same time, you know, the main crux of this debate is that it's all well and good being a man of rage and anger showing off his pectorals.
But, you know, men of culture, we don't need to have pectorals.
Men of class, debaters of class, keep their shirts on when it's time to keep them on and show off when it's time to show off.
And we don't waste everyone's time with one minute teenage, teenage rants. I'll call it there. How about that?
Colin, we're keeping our shirts on.
We have some donations.
Strip off was not in the bingo card tonight.
We have some donations from you beautiful people.
Thank you very much.
I think I read that wrong.
Parker Summerlin for the 20 bucks. Thank you, brother.
I was able to attend the anniversary stream last week, but here's this donation.
It's for the Children's Miracle Network. Thank you, brother.
Thank you for the fun Friday afternoons.
I was there. I was there. The house.
What is that word? I don't know.
It's when you do all of it.
You.
Oh, that's tripling yourself.
Oh my God.
I gave you free day, buddy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, Whoo hoo!
So stupid boys.
catch an Eldar it's gonna be direct notice and he said it's not just me I'm feeling I'm
more emperor feeling man. Oh my god. Thank you smashing badger thank you I think there's
a few more there's been like a rapid success of them oh my god. Kaden Kong's again. God
I hate that word. Andy's entering his ukulele. He says take my money says DJ Beast. What
is AED? We're trying to work out what this is. I love this stream so much thank you DJ
Beast resident stop sending me more. Please DJ Beast stop sending me anime Cthulhu Mithoth
rating sims please. Grimdark half of A. Brother how you can see it. I hate Xenos I hate Xenos
broken shirt. Mr Meelove Lord Crime Strip Team's team how come D.A. didn't have to
run now. Maybe in the next in the next debate maybe. Don't promise them things. I said
maybe. Okay. Alright. Judges. Too many thoughts honestly. Yeah I got a lot of thoughts right
now. I'm trying to pick which ones to. My most prominent thought is like I'm nervous
for if I'm next on versus because that's like really raised the bar. I remember what you
guys actually said oh my god. Just for the audio listeners Andy as well did take off
in strip juice as well basically. Oh my goodness. What happened? Mine was mine was less a strip.
It was more tease than strip. Whereas Eli just wrecked the ship was I just I just did
a little. Hey look. Eli's vibes are just out of this world. But then when Andy hit me with
the you guys haven't been in anything major you've been like literally for the black crusade
bro. They've done. Hold on. When people went hold on hold on when people say the black
crusades they don't think oh that time when the obscure Eldar faction was in but it's
like no they think of Abaddon. Does anyone remember it. I thought so. That was like seventh
eighth edition that times. You know I've got I've got a one question to for each of you
that is nothing to do with flexing and tattoos unfortunately. So I don't think it's quite
fitting this debate but I have it anyways. For Eli. How does it how do you how do you
justify Bailton being you know in pieces give give give how do you put how do you put a
positive spit on that and half its people joining the Inari are being dead. We fought
the entirety of Salinash and Khorne's demon armies to save the universe basically. I mean
all right all right. That's going to bring up optimists is that when it's going. Yes I
was in fact going to do that. How do you justify a death watch captain stopping the death of
Salinash. Simple. We're not going to let the Eldar take credit for killing Salinash. We're
going to do it and the emperor is going to do it properly. Done. Okay. Even though it
was a pretty guaranteed way to get rid of Salinash. Doesn't matter. We're not going
to give the Eldar a win if we can help it and not being funny. What was the last thing
the emperor do. Burned Nergal's garden with beams of light. What's Bialton done since.
Also even after we shattered you know we were still playing mad defense on the main worlds
with half of our people dead and still taking W's against chaos. I do. I do remember that.
I do remember that. I have an easy question. Very easy throw one. How would each of your
factions cure racism. We would cure it by killing every other race. The cure is at the
end of my bolter. Damn. This is what I was hoping for. This is what we were curating.
I think we might have to move on to the minute of hate because. Why even have the rat round
at this point. Everyone gets all the time. They get their minute. I am curious to see
if like Eli is going to get steam coming out of his ears and maybe his hair is going to
catch on fire and combust. I'm curious. Anymore left in the tank. Okay. Do you have the time
of calling. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. What is going on here. Here we go. You know what you're
going to do. Your two minutes starts in three two one. We go. What do you just say about
me you little monkey. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the aspect shrines
and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the eye of terror and I have over
three hundred thousand confirmed kills. I am training guerrilla warfare and I'm the
top sniper in the entire Beelzebub army. You are nothing to me. We're just another target.
I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before
on this earth. Mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over
the new sphere. Think again Monkai. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of
Rangers across the galaxy and your IP is being traced right now. So you better prepare for
the blade store. Make it the place to them that wipes out the pathetic little thing you
call your life. You're dead kid. I can be anywhere anytime and I can kill you in over
seven thousand ways. And that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained
in unarmed combat but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Beelzebub warrior shrines
and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe.
You little shit. If only you could have known that unholy retribution your little clever
comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your tongue but
you couldn't. You didn't. And now you're paying the price. You can't damn idiot. I will send
fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead kiddo.
I'm going to assume that's the end because that's where the copypasta finished.
I mean I wasn't wearing my headphones but I could still hear him.
I could hear him from across the ocean.
Bros don't learn to create before each take.
Oh my god Andy are you ready?
You know time.
Yeah.
Go for it Colin.
Coke doesn't make you angry. It only exasperates what's already there.
Oh this is slow not only monetized.
Eli went for the high score.
Andy you good to go?
Yeah I'm good to go.
On three two one your two minutes are now.
Okay in conclusion the tale of Copeweld BL Tarn is this. They've never been relevant.
They've never had a codex. They have barely any lore. No novels. They haven't been in
any video games for a long time. Oh he's putting an egg in his mouth.
This is the tactics my opposition has to resort to. He knows he has nothing to work with.
He knows it's a losing battle. So he's using spectacle and showing off his nipples to try
and get ahead. Let's all be honest. The Eldar is already a bit of a hard sell but a sub
faction of the Eldar is even more so.
Deathwatch we got so much going for us. We're going to get a new Space Marine codex for
the Deathwatch soon. It's inevitable. We're going to have all the backing of the Ordo
Xenos and the Inquisition. We're in the video games in flashy 4k glory in the form of Space
Marine 2. We even got an animatic recently with Warhammer TV. We're in the zeitgeist.
We're current. We're modern. We're flexible. We're cool. We've got lore. We've got miniatures.
What does BL Tarn have? They don't have a craft world because it's gone. Their patron
saint is the guy that gets... He's the villain of the week that everyone beats up for lolz
because he's so weak. Need I say more? These guys are just... They're a footnote in Warhammer
40k. And if it weren't for the fact that Eli has a Adonis physique, the chat would not
give a single vote for him. He's using what... He's whoring his body out for points but
he doesn't have a single point to make. That's my closing statement.
Damn, I just feel depressed now for BL Tarn. I guess we have a few questions after that.
We'll just go through the donations first. I think there's just a few more there. Thank
you, everyone. Thank you so much for the donations. Caleb Collins, Eldor are more likely to be
at Diddy Party. Oh god. Sinesh got me acting unwise. Role for 20 bucks. Thank you. In character
please. Wait, for who's... Who wants to say this one? I need to read that. Oh, oh, he
wants to ask you guys each a question. Okay, so for Death Watch, how does it feel to lackies
of mortals, how does it feel to be the lackies of mortals in brackets, inquisitors, Andy?
Sorry, I was just doing the poll. How would it feel to be the lackie of inquisitors, the
lackie of mortals? You're Space Marines, you're order of the world. Hold on, mortals. Everyone's
mortal in Warhammer apart from the Katarn and the Emperor and the Chaos Gods. BL Tarn aren't
exactly immortal. You put them in the shiny rock, they'll still die, they'll still crumble.
But no, Inquisition has never done anything wrong ever. Next question for BL Tarn. For
BL Tarn, how does it feel to be so hated? You consider the best sacrifice... You are
considered the best sacrifice for the birth of Sinesh. We're the only Eldor really to
sacrifice ourselves so that we can win because all the other Eldor are literally stupid.
It'd be nowhere without us. Nowhere. That Xbox live chat energy, doesn't it?
I do have a question for each of the brothers here. I'll start with you, Eli. Was the energy
and the vibes brought today because you lacked enough material later to do it, a legit argument?
No, sir. I had all my facts in there. Where were they?
I caught them. I did catch some facts in there in between the...
Somewhere in there.
If Andy, I'll ask. Why... Are Death Watch just as exciting as what BL Tarn just offered
me then? Could Death Watch match what that was?
Of course. If you think Eli's angry, have you ever seen a space marine? We have the
angry marines fan brew, home brew. When was the last time we saw a home brew of BL Tarn?
They're just slender posh elves who are like, oh, we can be angry too, even though we don't
have a home and we're not relevant and we could get bodied by any space marine of the
Death Watch because we're Xenos specialists and we use the weapons against them. We have
like a dozen watch fortresses everywhere and we have the backing of the Inquisition who
have unlimited resources. Just a bunch of screening Eldar, circling the drain before
their entire species goes extinct.
Colin, do you have any questions for the boys? I've got some pointed questions for each.
Admittedly, it might be slightly harder on Andy because it's a little bit tabletop related,
but it's in a way I think you have potential to answer. My question for you, Andy, is how
does it feel to have arguably the worst combat patrol for space marines as part of the Death
Watch with not a single centerpiece model or really anything that looks interesting?
It feels bad, but again, at least there's the opportunity for a rebrand. When are we
going to get a rebrand for BL Tarn? We can get a new codex around the corner at any point
for Death Watch. BL Tarn is not going to get one. Eldar is probably not going to get one
at this rate for a long time.
Shut up.
Death Watch, I'm sorry, but Death Watch have every single, like even with recently there
was that Inquisition, each ordo had like a box set. That was pretty recent. We've got
plenty of opportunity to have a comeback. BL Tarn, less so.
Eli, my question for you is how do you justify having white as the main color scheme you
have to paint?
It's only for real ones. You ought to be real good to play Peel's Hand if you want to paint
them nice. When they paint them nice, they look real nice. The green is very sexy.
You know what?
Should we go through the rest of the donations, by the way?
Yes, we do.
Let's see. Caleb Collins, the two, they did the right thing. Less Eldussey the better.
We'll agree to disbrie on that one, but thank you. Bunny Cop, I didn't know the personality
trait for Bale Tarn was alpha male gym bro coach. Eli, you got to tell us to remember
our Spirit Stone post-workout shake. Thank you for the five. Made event Virgil, thank
you for the five pounds.
Euros.
Euros, my bad, pimp.
Eli, you POS, you made me laugh so hard, I screwed up edge highlighting, top marks for
effort and creativity, and you got to start hitting the trend.
What's the trend? Is that trend baloney sandwiches?
That's a steroid.
Right.
Caleb Collins again with the two, did Andy steal Eli's lucky check?
Tom Warren with the five, no one who's going to live to next week has ever said anything
bad about the Inquisition, so clearly it's a good organization.
Exactly. You get it. You get it.
There's a lot to take in though.
I don't know what to do here, man.
It's facts and logic versus nipples.
I have one last question.
Nipples and rage.
Eli, tell me about your characters for your faction.
We don't need any special characters, we just sacrifice them.
In that case, if we are going to do that, I do have a similar question to Andy.
Andy as well.
Andy, what's the characters for Death Watch?
Our characters are lost to the lack of Eldar books, alright?
Excuse me.
Well, I mean, I've already mentioned that we have Asgur, Warfist.
Anytime you do any lore on the setting, you'll always get characters.
I was just going through Eye of Medusa recently, and they had Epistolary Lydric from the Iron
Hands.
There's also Seril, who's one of the Iron Fathers who seconded.
Every single chapter, for the most part, has a guy in it.
Artemis is the most infamous of all, because he's the one who's just like, are you going
to kill Slanesh with a ritual?
That's cringe.
At least he's done something more so than any Bealtan character ever, because they don't
have any characters.
They're just like the Necrons in a way, but not like the Zandrex and Oberon's of the world.
They're just the foot soldiers who have no personality other than their color scheme.
That's a bit...
That is tough for me.
There are characters that exist in Bealtan.
We just don't have novels.
Do you have any art?
My question to Andy is, how do you justify every single character in the Death Watch
to a man just being another chapter?
Every Death Watch member is a loner.
Like loner as in they've been loaned to the Death Watch.
Not necessarily.
You get Black Shields and you also get people who never leave.
There's one guy who's just called Vigilant, and that's his name, because he's from an
unknown chapter and he's trying to preserve the Jericho Reach from disaster.
He's like, I have no chapter.
I'm never going back.
My duty is we've got to save the Jericho Reach from the Xenos.
And that's what he does.
And he's a chaplain.
There are characters that...
Asgar Wulfis, he remained in...
Even though he was a wolf lord, he was essentially like nearly...
Basically a chapter master almost of the Space Wolves.
He remained with the Death Watch.
Even Titus was like, I should go back to the Watch Fortress until the chaplain's like,
no, you've been reassigned.
He was willing to go back after a decade.
Some people just don't go back.
Just saying.
Damn.
That one does hit tough for me because I'm only really like...
I'm drawn to characters.
So it's a bit of a tough break.
Colin, do you have any more questions or do you think you're ready to make a verdict?
I think I'm out.
Ooh.
The characters don't win wars, the army does.
This is a brutal strike from the comments though.
You want to say that?
Yeah.
There's an old type of VT, raven guard, and orcs all in one battle last I checked.
I don't remember her name, but hey there.
Do you think you're ready that you got a decision made, Colin?
Yeah.
I think I do too.
I will say from what I thought, in my heart I was trying to listen to both things.
At this point now, what do I even remember that you both said to me?
Because there's a lot.
Thanks Eli.
I think it makes more sense.
I feel like if it was like versus each other, like straight up in one go, the loss of the
craft world is huge.
We still have a craft world, bro.
No, but it's kind of...
It's in pieces, but it's a fleet and they're repairing it.
It's literally still there.
Not the fin, not the fin, but then Eli's whole thing...
It's not like the phalanx or the rock where they're like, it's kind of damaged, but it's
still like a really imposing like massive ship.
We saved the galaxy, all right?
Who hasn't saved the galaxy in Warhammer 40k?
Come on.
Not the Death Watch!
Everyone!
Not the Death Watch!
Everyone!
Look, I'm not doing...
I'm up at 4am while you're in bed like a dickit.
I'm gonna have to give it to Eli because I just can't...
Like it was just honestly like...
I can't even tell you what he said in the last 30 minutes, but I believe...
He's got Maytes.
He's got Mambuzle.
It's not hierarchy philobusted you to a victory, there you go.
But he just...
It was heart.
He had heart in that.
The guy ate an egg.
He ate a raw egg!
I don't know how he can't win after that.
So, um, unfortunately, like it's on the, it literally is like, thank you for your facts
and logic, but funny thing.
Just bear in mind, Eli, you can't do what you did tonight again, because it will have
diminishing returns after this one.
You guys were like, we've seen egg.
I have to give it to Eli then.
Colin?
There might be no surprise here.
I'm going to be, I'm going to come out with a shock.
I'm going to give it to Andy.
What?
Well, I'll go for me in my soul.
I wanted to give it to Eli, but I was waiting for a, you know, a Donna war slam dunk.
There was no Donna war slam dunk.
Bail tons and Donna war.
I haven't played the war campaign in so long.
Fair enough.
Sorry that there's, you know, typical I and in backstop by the way.
I, uh, yeah, I like, I like, on the end and team.
Wow.
Really?
People are wondering why we paired these two up.
It was literally space racism and the great, the worst of all was apparently I had to like
that old, the old kinds.
Damn.
Uh, it's a tiebreaker then.
Uh, well, we have a poll chat when it was, it was, it was closer than I thought it would
be to be honest.
I thought the spectacle of Eli's arguments was it's 58% Eli, 41% to me.
So I don't know where they have a 1% and, but still, uh, I think not, not being funny.
I couldn't match the creatine of Eli's, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Rampage might be the word to describe it.
Um, my more measured as I was like, I'm going to do like your heart, your heart is fire,
but I'm cold as ice.
I'm going to contrast, but no internet age.
Everyone's like, we want the shouty man to shout and eat the egg.
Bro, that was nuts.
Jesus Christ.
I got the other victory chat.
I did it.
I told you I do it.
Uh, with that being said, everyone who donated during the stream, thank you so much, particularly.
Um, some of you say some diabolical stuff in the chat, but we do appreciate that.
So I love Prince.
Don't say those words.
We may have dropped a few words in this stream as well.
I swear.
I don't usually swear.
Uh, Mr. Meal of the, if you'd last donation here, I think, uh, Mr. Meal of their fats
on the screen says Eli is going to catch the an aneurysm and the Tao God of ours.
I feel is the only elder faction that is safe from GW is author hatred of Eldar.
It's only moderately safe to the only, the only thing they only take minor L's instead
of losing every single man on their craft world to one space and reach out.
We will leave on the note by Jake Thornton, who says every elder W is just an L in disguise
and it was really, I couldn't thank all.
I see you shut the hell up.
Appreciate it.
Um, damn that's, that's crazy performance.
Uh, thank you guys so much for watching, for listening.
Uh, we really appreciate that.
All the donations were amazing, amazing performance by the way, Eli, particularly because he went
over top Andy for getting his shirt off.
Nuts.
Um, we'll see you all very soon.
We've got some more law stuff coming next week and then some tearless and all that goodness,
uh, more, uh, pre-recorded stuff as well.
So a few things might be coming in, uh, just the middle of the week, you'd be surprised
and we'll catch you all very soon.
Oh no, thank you.
We just got here.
Sorry, brother.
Go back and watch some of this stuff.
We really, we really thank you guys.
Intro is not to be missed.
We needed you for this.
Um, appreciate you guys all and we'll see you guys very soon.
Peace.
Bye bye.
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