Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome back to Law Crimes. Today by popular demand we
are back with the quiz, the pub quiz and we have a special guest today. It's Alex
Dutty aka the gaming storyteller aka Dutch. How's it going buddy?
Hello, it's going good. I'm glad to be here after a long ass week.
Free. I am free.
It's free. Dutty is free. Every time we invite you on it's just like one more score Dutch,
one more score. He comes back.
Eli is enjoying his honeymoon, being an adult and being a married man so fair play to him.
We're not jelly or anything.
Stupid.
Stupid. But today Hal, you're the quiz master today. What are we talking about?
It's not, there's no actual lore lore. This is GW history boys strap in. If they want
to be a fan of the Games Workshop, you know, they make everyone here on screen like our
living. So appreciate you fans so much.
Despite their best efforts, we make a living through their content.
Please don't nuke us. Today is about the Games Workshop. If some of you people who have been
viewers of some of our channels, some of you guys have been around for a while. You've
seen an even Warhammer like just begin. That's crazy. Some people relatively knew, but if
you are like listening or playing along later, you can have a little go and see how many
you got right. But I will kind of almost go straight into it because this one is just,
it just needs to be tackled really. And I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.
And everyone ready for the beginner section? There'll be three questions, possible seven
points people playing along they can very much have a go. So question number one is
in 1995 GW released its first video game based upon Warhammer fantasy battle. What was it
called? I mean, I think I'm looking at Colin Spacey.
I got a big idea. That man is probably lighting up one of
fantasy battle if anyone needs a hint me to ask now.
It's not a guarantee that I know what it is, but I have a vague idea.
I want to see if I'm just seeing answers here. Some of these are great already. Appreciate
that. I can give a slight clue. It starts with the
word Warhammer. Thanks.
Truly did lightening. I'm gonna go on a wild guess here and just
troll that in there. Good luck.
I want to see how I think. Okay, okay, okay. I see.
I'm just saying you've started off with a fantasy question. So I'm like, I'm out.
There's a few fanciest questions dotted throughout this one. But moving on to question number
two. This one's a bit of a throw. This one's a bit of an easy one.
Rick Priestley cites which universes as the inspiration for Warhammer. And he officially
cites five universes. There's one of them that's like, maybe you haven't heard of it,
but I'm pretty sure you might be able to get all the other ones. I'm looking for five possible
answers. Five possible points here.
Is this for 40k or for fantasy? This is for 40k specifically, because if I did
fantasy they would, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, they kind of, all the answers kind of
apply to all of them. So yeah, like I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna, we're gonna have some
crossover. There's a Venn diagram of fantasy and 40k.
I have a even a fun fact. I'll give up as a hint. The word Eldar does not come from
Warhammer 40k. Oh, amazing.
Like he's already looking at me like he's hating.
Help! Help! I'm being oppressed.
Too far away from the mic Andy.
I'm gonna go with some really generic answers because that's what I can do.
That's fine. I'm sure a lot of people have probably seen some of this stuff recently,
so you've been enjoying it. There's up to five possible ones. Five possible answers
though. I'm a big fan of them.
What's the name of this? My brain, it's so small.
I mean, Games Workshop is kind of known for like stealing other people's homework, so
this is very- Borrowing.
Yeah, sorry, borrowing. Borrowing.
Borrowing. Borrowing.
I mean, I hope this doesn't impact the future quiz, but I know they were making miniatures
for established franchises way before they made their first Warhammer miniature. Like
me and Arthur were talking about this on, we did a discussion about Votan and it was
like, oh, there's a book where you can talk about, I think it's called like, not miniature
men, but it's like Warmen or something like that. Not miniature men, Eli.
Yeah.
It's about how they started from like their bed, not their bedrooms, but it was like a
few of them in a building and the tax men were like, hey, you're like a proper business,
aren't you? And they're like, yeah, promise. Scouts honor. Promise. Yeah, it's not free
of us. We're wearing like the glasses with the mustache, like the Mr. Potato Head thing,
whereas it's like, there's 20 employees. It's just them copy pasted in a Photoshop image.
Like, yeah, it's legit.
Yeah, that makes it the second time a British company has done that. And I believe the first
was with a sniper rifle. Supposedly, I think one of the best ones in the world. It's just,
you know, they rented out a whole warehouse to look like they had, you know, a factory
going when it was, you know, three guys in a shed.
Yeah. Look at our reputation. East and East India trading companies.
That was a lot more than three guys in a shed.
Yeah, I kind of control that one.
It was a private military.
Yeah. And the last one for the beginning section was, I don't know if anyone will know this,
but what year did the first White Dwarf release? I might go for the closest guess out amongst
you three. And I won't, a slight hint, it's probably earlier than you think. It's probably
earlier than you think.
I'm going to slightly change my answer in that case.
I am also going to adjust my answer in that case. I'm just going to remove that. There
we go.
I'm just going to make a blind guess. Why not?
It's also not World War II.
1895.
That quote from Bill and Ted where I always remember Abraham Lincoln's birthday. February
12th. 1809. And I only know that because Bill and Ted taught me that.
I didn't know that.
Well, for the people playing along though, thank you very much. That was for the small
like little soft intro slash beginner section. Here's a little quick review of how you guys
did so far though. I'm going to go through it with Andy first. So the question was for
the first one, which was in 1995 GW released its first video game based upon Warhammer
Fancy Battle. What was it called? Now Andy put Gottrek and the quest for Poonani.
Yeah, damn. Wow. It's really not that I can't, I can't believe you would say that. What
a story it would have been. True. He's a single male. He's not a search. He doesn't even care
about it anymore. Colin put the shadow of the horned rat. Come on. And Dutch Mr Alex
here put Warhammer quest. The answer was in fact Warhammer shadow of the horn.
I literally thought Colin will be the only one who's definitely probably going to get
this.
Although I will say, I will say though that like just to bring in down a peg, I can see
that your like headphone cable is all like twisted and it's giving me like PTSD and yeah.
Look I'll untwist it and I'll let it do the thing. Do the thing. Thank you.
Before we list that out there, we're watching another YouTuber untwist his headphones. I
mean, I saw it and I was like, the content. The next one was a number two, which was Rick
Leesley. So obviously one of the founders of Gains Workshop cites which universes as
the inspiration for Warhammer. Now back to our good old boy, Andy. Andy put, I was just
shooting into the void for this one. There was like two I knew and then after that like
Andy put Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica. I'm very sure it's not that. Babylon
5 and Dune. Andy did get two of them. So Andy will get. Is that one point? Well up to five
points on that one. I put it. So Andy, you will get two on that one. Obviously that's
not, the whole section is not done yet. Colin here. Colin put Dune, Lord of the Rings, Star
Wars, Michael Moorcock. No, that's really his name. I know he's an author, leave me
alone. And Phase Connect. I suppose you didn't put the content house or something like that
as well.
I completely blanked on this one.
This is difficult because one of the answers is something that Mr. Michael Moorcock has
actually written.
I knew I just.
That doesn't count.
So I will count that. So Colin gets.
What?
Colin technically gets three because he had. I argue myself down. Tolkien, he had Dune
and then he had Mr. Moorcock stuff. Dutch, I don't know. This one is CPR. He put Dune,
D&D, Any Dark Fantasy. I feel like that's not enough.
Or like a setting, like Windows settings. I gave up. Event Horizon, Fifth Element.
I love those two last films, they're great.
I respect the Event Horizon throw out though.
Multi Pass.
I don't know which way that was inspired. Either Event Horizon was inspired by Warhammer
or Warhammer was inspired by Event Horizon. I just didn't know which one came first.
I think the thing is Warhammer definitely came first, but I feel like it was more of
a happy coincidence. Event Horizon is amazing and a lot of people like, oh, it works so
well in the setting, but it's like, no, that was just like someone wrote a screenplay and
it was really fun. And people went like, I also think there's a corollary to Dead Space
where people go, oh, Event Horizon is basically like a Dead Space movie. It's similar enough.
It's like the Malekith and Malekith thing with Marvel. Which one did come first, the
Chicken or the billion dollar franchise?
Elden Ring now throws me off on that every time I heard someone talking about the boss
Malekith. I'm like, what? And the who? What? You mean the boss Malekith? What is he doing
here?
There's some similarities in some way, like the designs, like black armor and casing,
like a thing.
Yeah, but I thought like the most...
It's unique though, it is unique.
The most overused one is Four. Do you mean Four from Marvel? Four from God of War? Four
from the Neil Gaiman book series? Four from... There's like a billion versions of Four.
To be fair, that one is just because, you know, the only thing ripped off close to the
amount of times is Greek mythology, is Norse mythology.
Yeah, but it's just like him above all. You don't hear about Tyr, even though we call
Tuesday after him, Tyr's day. It's like, no, Four.
One of the questions was going to be about GW trying to sue for the rights of possibly
copying...
Maybe we should save that one before we keep this conversation going.
No, no, I was like, that was going to be an answer, but I decided not to do it because
I couldn't find like the actual facts of it, so I didn't want to get that wrong.
So just to check, just to clarify, how many points did Alex get?
Well, we're not done yet. We've got one more question, which was... The third one was,
what year did the first White Dwarf release? I'm just going to say the right answer because
two of you were wrong and one of you was spot on. The wrong answers are 1983 and 1987.
It was much earlier. It was 1977, which...
Nice! I remembered it! Let's go!
Yeah, I thought I was ready for like 1981. Did not see the 70 coming.
Yeah, I was... My full pattern was 1984. Take one off.
Literally.
Done.
I know this because my dad gave me a White Dwarf out of 1979. So I knew it had to be
a bit earlier than that. I just didn't know what issue it was.
I think the company founded in... Is it 76 or 77? When I looked it up, the first White
Dwarf, I think it says February 1977. Again, that's basically what the internet says,
though. I'm not even sure what was on it, but it mostly had essentially rules. There
weren't codexes yet. So it actually had the rules for the game. So it was a bit of a bigger
deal back then. But for the beginner section, just to round it all up here, the scores and
the doors are in tied in second place with Andy and Dutch, which is Alex. They both have
two points. Colin has four because he got a big bit more amount on the second spot.
But there's a lot of... There's 19, so there's a lot of pace to catch up on. Everyone was
sort of doing all right so far. It's going to get a bit harder, but I feel like you guys
might get some of these next ones. Is everyone ready for the intermediate section?
Yeah, let's go.
Sure.
All right, question number one is... There's some thinking outside the box here. How did
GW explain only one set of moulds for the game Titanicus in 1988?
Oh yeah, easy one on this one.
I say, how do they justify the fact that there's only one set of moulds for both factions in
the game? It's very important and we make a lot of... I don't want to say anymore actually,
it's too much. But the people who are playing along, some people who have been in the War
hammer game for a while, they probably even remember this happening. And it's so early
on, certain things in the series are not even anywhere near established. It's quite a big
drop.
I have no idea about this answer, but may I share a fun fact?
No, no, like high key, no. But when I went to Warhammer World a few months ago and I
met up with these anonymous guys, I met up with Arbiterian, and it was my first time
visiting. And they have all the tables where you can play games. And there are some where
there's like items that are like, they're kind of glooped into the terrain. And then
I was speaking to people in the staff and they were like, oh, they were botched cast.
They were like, oh, we were making prototypes and they messed up and they weren't printed
properly. And so we then put them into the terrain as a nice thing to look at while you're
playing a board game.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
That's a really cool usage of failed product.
Because it's kind of weird to be like, oh, look at this table. And there's like a 1000
pound model just like glumped into the terrain. Like that's an expensive piece of stuff.
Well, I mean, not to be rude to James at his workshop, but I'm just going to say it. I
don't think the resin cost for them is that high. I think maybe maybe a few bucks.
Who tried buying a salt in excess of the days. You know what I mean? Like things are going
up for them.
Not being funny. I went to Warhammer Tottenham Court today because I'm going to start painting
today after today. I got a hobby knife. I got a mold remover, a primer, some paints.
And it cost me like 100 pounds.
Yeah, we don't buy the official stuff for that.
And I got the drill. I got the drill.
Mars.
Oh, he died.
The cost is so disgusting. Colin had a reaction.
Warlord Titan body 1890 USD.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I spent you know had no weapons.
I spent 100 on just the Titan head. So I have the head.
You spent 100 pounds, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
$125.
Where's the man more?
$160.
128.
Yeah, we're not Brexit. Thank you a lot. Thanks, Brexit.
How does that come in?
Is that Euro?
Euro. They use Euros.
Yes. We use Euros. Yes.
I thought like they've been using it for ages. What was it before?
Hilden, which was like the coin that was worth about half the money that we have now.
Yeah, nobody uses that.
I am worried to like whenever you had like a bunch of businessmen, they go, and like spittle.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's like no, Hilden were like, they were like the king's money.
Essentially, they were based on our royal family.
But it resulted, of course, that in like the 80s and the 90s, that value dropped by like half.
So when we switched to Euros, like we essentially doubled our value.
We just made it so that when they talk to the peasants, they can spit on their face at the same time.
The next question for the intermediate section is, give me as many unique names for Warhammer 40k launch sets slash edition covers.
Because there's 10, there's been 10 editions of Warhammer and some of the box sets, the launch ones have had unique names.
There's been a few that are just generic, but they don't actually have a unique name.
But quite a few of them have had, I'm going to go all the way back to the first one, even to the most recent one, which was somewhat at, what was the Warhammer Fest that we even saw.
So, yeah, I'm looking for the unique names.
I was thinking about doing, for this question before, like, name me all the things in the cover art, but eventually at some point they were too many repeats and I was like, it's Ultramanians and Blood Angels all the way.
So I was like, oh God.
I think it's probably easier to count it backwards in terms of like start with 10th and then go down.
If everyone actually remembers, possibly for either Dutch or Colin here, which one they maybe have gotten, or the first one they probably saw when they were like a kid.
I remember seeing one when I was a kid and I was really like, wow, super cool.
Well, the issue is, wait, I can't say this now. I'll say this later because I, I'm going to just, I'm going to just type it out.
You don't want to give away another answer if someone else.
No, because I already, the issue is there's two of them that, no, I can't say it. No, no.
Come on, you can't tease us like that.
You can't tease us.
And we have certifiably given up.
Did more than I did.
I gave up.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Some people have actually given some good answers. Again, for people who are playing along, you can try and think about which ones you obviously don't look up, don't cheat.
But if you're playing along with and discuss with people, you can have a go with it.
If everyone's given me their answers for that, I think Andy has as well.
Okay, okay. I gave mine instantly.
Two I know for a fact, because I have a memory of what I've been doing the last three years and then one is a reach, but an educated one.
I have to look at, I've been in this for since fourth. So it's like I remember all of them almost.
So this is five million points to dodge.
Remember each.
The last question of the intermediate section is, there was a bit of a thrown a bone here but at Warhammer World, what could you find that GW hide regularly?
Oh, I knew this.
I sure wish I'd been to Warhammer World.
Not everyone knows this though. Not everyone actually, I wasn't aware of this until I'd seen it in a video from another creator. So it's a pretty unique thing.
Again, like this is only if you have only people in the know possibly though.
Not being funny when I was there they were doing the whole thing. It was a bit of a slower day and they have this gigantic, like, what would you call it like, it's not quite a...
It's just there these massive dioramas. It's like a gigantic diorama. And I knew exactly what I was looking for. But there was also like, there was like a mum and her son looking for it.
And then there was three other guys who I can only describe as like 40 somethings guys with nothing better to do.
And I was a bit like, I'm going to go down and enjoy the diorama. And then when I got to the end I'm like, I'm not going to linger here, because I don't look desperate, because they were all looking really hard for this thing.
And I was like, I don't want to be a part of this. I want to show myself.
Prisha mentioned the only accessible toilet.
And then I got into the next bit and I saw a tall towel diorama and went, eww, a towel.
Yeah, could you imagine.
Unnecessary.
I had a hard time with my cousin, so he considered starting to collect towels.
Yeah, that is the intermediate section here though there's a possible nine points this entire one here but I'll go through the first one which was, how did GW explain only one set of molds for the game Titanic us in 1988.
Andy, you put greed.
It's one point please.
Like because it was too expensive that was like kind of everyone laughed and everyone said it was really cool.
Why is it all the way with it greed is like how they
know can't use one point is all I ever get is all I ever get with the rest of this quiz, Colin put they invented point please they invented the idea of a civil war which turned into the Horus heresy.
And that's for it was too expensive.
I'm afraid there's no more additional points for Andy or for a boy Alex here, but it's in fact right, they explained beautifully by Dan Abner who mentioned how they essentially had made these the mold for the game Titanic us and they kind of were a bit.
This is before James James workshop had money money. And they were like, well we can't afford to make another unique molded set. So when they were trying to explain it where they essentially when why are they to like basically had the two sets and then you could customize
the iconography a little bit. So it looked different and it was like, why is it why they're two the same ones. Oh, there's a civil war like Colin put, and then people like well what was the Civil War called always something called the horrors heresy and then there was no explanation for
like someone just said in a press conference. What was the quarters could ask.
And he said, you say Horus heresy is like, yeah, that's what this book series was spawned off of the fact that some do have to quickly book series fella. All right, come on, let's not pretend that the seeds.
Horus heresy sort of story. That's like saying the Primark books are the same it's it's
to be an arrogant asshole when people try and make me read the horse.
I'm just winning out of spite.
As an opportunity to catch up.
One was a give me as many unique names for war on the 40k launch set slash edition covers. I was going to go through them and name most of them now just because it's a bit easier.
But first of all, I will say Andy just put I'm pretty sure. No, smiley face.
Two of them are like the past couple years. Yeah, I refuse.
You refuse. I'm not I'm not winning this quiz. I'm just going to do it for the means. No, it's probably so just to give like the correct answers for the people listening here if you were around and you like with that you were probably saw quite a few of these.
That's pretty cool at the time and my first one was bachelor mccragg which is really cool. In order it was warhammer 40,000 rogue trader will have a 40,000 was just a few of them were just called 140,000.
That was the second and third possibly were under those names, and there was battle from the crack assault on black reach dark vengeance dark Imperium in domitus and Leviathan.
Now, I don't know if I can beg for half a point for battle of black reach.
It's assault.
You know, I actually own that I generally taught remember answer new this one because he said he said remember reach remember reach and I'm like, oh, like, he knows a civil black reach.
Yeah, yeah, but like, I just didn't like the way the question was phrased so I refuse to participate.
Okay.
Well, Collins answers the rest of maybe column put in domitus Leviathan ligma sogma so gone D's.
Ork neck to battle of black reach brackets, it had orcs and Marines in it I don't know, and Doccy bird.
God, and you tend to go out one to come is in fact not a launch set which is crazy to me.
No, give me three points God with with our context thing here I'm listening to a audio file of my voice actually saying something I had to chop it up at one point, and it's just a bit where he's screaming, I'm coming, because he's like coming to
attack.
He just did a YouTube poop on my iron warriors video, and he used various videos to like it's like a terrible of the iron pants. And then as soon as I did my Fafnir and video where he says, we are calm.
I was like someone's gonna be in the aliphats.
I see you. You made is this like a mouthful of carbon, like you naughty boy.
Naughty.
It is funny, it is funny, but it's naughty. My God. Okay, well, I and Dutch has every point I'm just assuming I'm assuming I know I missed dark and period I forgot that one existed.
I did too.
We all do.
So this is the second edition and third edition starter boxes didn't have a name. They were either known as warhammer 40,000, or the second edition book sets or the third edition book set.
There is no naming for them so I just put them in as the way I know them, but now you're pretty good.
But yeah, row trader. And why it's not one of 40k it's one of 40,000 specifically just because they are literally like, they, it was again, at the time where they were like, they're going to put 3000, but then they said now now the ring to pump those numbers up baby.
It's not.
40,000 and I fill in the gaps later.
My God, and the last one was at warhammer world, what can you find that GW hide regularly.
I mean, Colin you put paint pots.
I like my original answer more.
Was it was it was pictures of malachite Morathi going at it like rabbits. Oh no.
Not care friendly maybe put it in the, in the restrooms of bugman's but you can't, you can't have that.
Well it wasn't that you can in fact, you can in fact look for a vindicate assassin that is hiding out.
It was an open together it's an assassin.
Sorry, it does change it most of the time people who have found it. I think it's usually do the vindicate is the most common one that people post pictures of the one with them.
Colette no not Colette says the one with the hair, who's a leader.
There's a few people who've managed to find that one particularly but I think the vindicate is the one they enjoy hiding the most, and he did get a point on that one here which pumps him up and Alex as well get that one.
So, how many did Colin get with the last round.
The current scores on the doors at this point, and he's on free.
Colin is on eight and Alex is on 10.
Let's go boys.
And I edit everyone I'm friends with West Ham.
It's a bomb top is okay this is where it ramps up there because I feel like we've gotten quite a there's been a, why did we invite him.
He's a big know all.
I'm just here to have a good time.
Someone's can possibly scrape by a win here and the bonus question I'm really excited about. But the last section is the expert section and I'm just gonna get straight on to it because I'm excited for this one in the, in the late 80s games workshop lost the rights to a minor
chaos God, give me his name, and his only champion, I need both of them.
He's not everyone.
They lost the rights, because I believe the author who had written the rights for this unique chaos God.
Beautiful or so back.
Had kept the rights of this so this was a longer technical canon, but I need the name of the God, and the name of the only champion of chaos.
I'm just gonna get straight on to this one.
If people who are listening at home and they're like, you honestly you could very spam in chat or you want to spam on comments like you want to see this one day if you know it because this one's difficult.
I only have one question is that for the champions name.
There's one letter that could be another letter.
Is that an issue, I'm willing to be lenient.
I know for a fact this is what it is it's just a matter of that, which, which letter this.
I think it's that.
Hmm.
Oh, that was like a, that was like a teacher, like school.
Oh sir, I think I've got it right you went.
No, but you said it in like, well, you got to commit to your answer.
The next question for.
I don't know who's it is it the author. I mean the question is done now but is it the author who writes for Judge Dredd, was that the one.
As well, you did it I think so yeah, it's because the whole situation.
Yeah, it's the whole situation of them not signing the right contracts before doing the entire like story and things. And then when they started selling they realized they had to sell like they had to like give him royalties.
Yeah, because if I remember reading about it wasn't it like English copyright laws like, yeah, if you hire someone as a freelancer they retain like, yeah, yeah, unless you hire them directly on or something like a long nose.
Yeah, if you hire them as like like a part time or whatever the proper like terminology for this like they have their intellectual property is a, I don't know, we're not obviously lawyers, so we probably don't know exactly.
But I think yeah, a lot of time there was some mix up, but it's a cool pick the law that's kind of morphed into something else at the moment, but not everyone will probably know that the next one for the expert section is in 1988 GW released
two female space marine models, they are gorgeous. So we're getting in a fight.
We're doing no comments. I just want to know what are their names, and I'm going to be generous and say at least just give me one of them. They came with specific names.
And I'm not gonna lie. They did nothing quite like the rest of the wall hammer we're like Sigismund and the Abaddon's and this is like, what is going on here. This is in 1988.
And he did a video talking about the beautiful look and he painted up one of them. I think we even did like a on a star synonymous we reviewed it at one point because we're like that thing is beautiful.
I don't know what you're on about but they're kind of rare and hard to get to. I just don't remember their names flat out. I just went, I just went for the first two to first like female voices, people names that I had in my head like the first two things I could take.
I have no idea.
Generally no idea I've seen that.
I will say, if I have another guess, I'm willing to be generous. Okay, all right.
I will restart.
I spurn your generosity don't patronize me.
And he's given up already. I think this was in. I'm giving up.
I'm just resolute in my ignorance.
Two women's names to two more women's names. Now this one's a bit rare, so not everyone's gonna get this. I'm more rare than that one.
Question number three. Yeah, which or hammer fantasy faction has only received one codex.
It's the only faction of all the additions, who only ever had one codex and never again.
Can I ask for a hint.
Then, like I have a specific question that you are feel free to not answer.
You can ask that you can ask a question. Were they an eighth edition.
If I remember when I looked it up, I don't think it was an eighth edition one, I think, maybe seven fit in my brain.
I could be wrong though.
I'm gonna be cheeky. I'm gonna be cheeky.
I'm gonna just throw out an absolute wild wild wild. I will say like no idea.
Well, if we're letting a slight hint for the this slightly uninitiated on fantasy, I will say they are in total Warhammer three.
I'm a lot more confident about my guess. Well, that's me getting the wrong answer. Although not 100% confident it should be no.
There's two. I'm willing to guarantee like between one of two options but.
I feel like I need to give Andy an even bigger hint.
They're not that short Andy.
No, that wasn't the question was it wasn't the question, the ones you are a little too stout, unfortunately.
I mean, I just said my pen but it's fine.
Do you want to change it on so I haven't seen anyone else's I recently.
Okay, I'm gonna be really angry if I change it.
And I'm wrong. Let me see what you put.
Okay.
Well, that's the last one for section expert section at the end here.
Going through it now. The question number one was in the late 80s Games Workshop lost the rights to a minor chaos God.
Give me his name and his only champion.
Andy put malice and Eli from Dennis from the dark gods and for she Eli is is our champion.
And if I am wrong, we will immediately send you like to be our channel wrong.
Unfortunately, right.
Colin and I'm MC and yeah you both put the same answer.
Malol and Caleb dark, which is by the way, someone.
He's he has an axe that's made out of demons and he's my wall strongest guy and his face is like two face from Batman and half white and half pure black and he's the edgiest motherfucker.
Yeah, all I can remember he's the epitome of like suicide maxing. It's I gotta be honest.
Can we agree that Malala malice of the same thing.
Well, it's difficult because in one the fancy story, that's like a lot of wank to me.
Yes or no.
Colin has to be on it because he knows it better than me.
I love did turn malice is own version of it.
Alice is the audio listeners and he is put the mic, his camera right in his eye.
Video the guy who really likes going to train stations and watching.
I'm right or not Colin. Yes, it's be the other time. Malice is very much supposed to be like, look, I'm a little kind of a little bit, but not really because we don't want to talk about him because he's embarrassed.
Sounds like a good excuse is to me.
Also, you need to I think I specified you needed both for that one as well.
So why don't be a big champion.
He's our champion.
He could have half a point.
You can have half a point.
He was close enough.
Do you want to do half a point boys.
Yeah.
Give me one or don't give me anything.
Give me one or nothing.
All right.
Unfortunately, I can't then.
Fine.
Both, both Dutch and Colin both got that right that bumps up their current scores, it's two points between them. So no for that first point and is on three condom nine and Alex is on 11.
So question two for question two for the expert section, which was in 1988 Games Workshop released two female space marine models. What are their names, but I said you could own you could get away with it if you only gave one.
And he put Beth and Furiosa which I don't feel like they would never be in the same room, people who had those names.
Just once is too normal.
Colin put grace and
not not 70 years old.
When did Warhammer start coming out.
It's 40.
Okay. Well, Alex put sister Jane and sister Alice. The answer was female warrior gabbs and female warrior Jane, but with a little bit.
Yeah, he did get wild as gas to go on Jane. I was almost closer with my first one was Janet.
Are you should state about
question. The was which one the Fante faction has only ever received one codex. Now this one is probably going to.
They actually have already received one codex but not in one fantasy.
Incorrect.
Now, Colin put chaos dwarfs and Alex put familiar, which is kind of wild.
That's why I asked about a traditional, I didn't think it was familiar but I was like stuck on them for a bit because I know they had models around that time that's when their first models came out.
Well, when I looked it up, the answer that it was given to me was kids love.
Give me a point I'm correct.
Give me a point. I knew I just I couldn't remember if Kiesel have had more than one or if the cast or said more than one.
Well, that was Collins very kicking his ass and Andy's immediately.
And he's laughing to go find out. I'm not sure why I can give a bonus. Why don't I give a point for that.
Oh god.
But leagues of vote and my beloved.
These are very tough crossover, but there's last there's one last bonus question here. People and this is like really going to be out of whack.
The last question for all the boys here is a games workshop tournament in 2020 in 2022. Someone brought in weighted dice. How was this scandal discuss yes.
Who are the members. I've just gotten messages from the fuck is this.
Oh, nevermind something. Nevermind.
I just had talked to you about life insurance, my man.
If everyone saw him there's a there's a very iconic image that goes along with this. At the time we'll explain the entire story.
Andy has given me an answer here.
I know.
Do you remember when I did a thing had a thing where he was doing the boxing with chess, and he had a device inserted in the box is bum bum, so that he could be like most coding by patients to be like he had a he had a laptop by the side of the ring with an AI, figuring out what the best possible, and he's just like, be five, and the guy said like,
Oh,
had to disqualify the man because he ejaculated mid match.
Oh, yeah, I know that might distract your opponent they're like, oh, oh,
I mean that face on camera that's going to get a TV screen for sure.
And yet, I said he put they flushed them down the toilet, and then they floated. So the story behind it is someone accused this is a grown ass man of cheating. And he asked the GW reps like, what can I do to say the guy said go, we can go buy salt and put it in the water so if it floats for a certain
thing so one of them went out to the shops to go buy salt why he kept other people there.
The man who was accused of cheating said he really desperately have to go to the toilet, took his dice with them and try to flush them. But when he tried to flush it, it didn't work and then at the bottom of the bowl there's an immigrant like two sixes, because the guy's got the
weighted dice.
Nominal.
Everyone really enjoyed that part of the quiz which is completely, I don't know if it's really a game's workshop thing, I just wanted to put that in there really.
The scores on the door here though, are, if I calculate that all correctly, Andy in bronze with three.
Second place is Colin with 10, and Alex, Mr. Dutch himself wins with 13 points, he is victorious.
They clap for him everyone.
My boy was nervous about coming the quiz.
He now owns war crimes.
Oh no, we have to sell it.
But that was essentially speaking and not coming through.
That's fine.
I don't like the quiz is unfair though. A few of these ones were.
If people have been around Warhammer, like for a little while, like they've entered in some of the history things, obviously, the dice in the toilet is not really history but it is iconic.
That was a whole lot of this opportunity to say hey you remember that guy last year with golden demon, and I'm sure you're a vested interest in this.
He had an AI to make like a backdrop for his miniature. And then this year they've now said no AI is allowed ever. And his excuse last year was, if you don't like it, you're a virgin.
That was literally his clarion call was like, oh, I, not being funny. I had so many, I had to do so many prompts to get the background just how I wanted it, I had to take so many words.
So you made it yourself then.
He did.
It was the, it was the fake exit.
This was Lazarus where he was in, he was on a plane and the plane was nice.
But the like stained glass, like tapestry behind him was AI generated. And then everyone was like, that's not good because not being funny that's like a bit and he was just like, oh, if you don't like you're a virgin, sorry.
Is that really a big, is that like a big clap in the Warhammer community I mean like that's like a in the room of that many growing men it's a given with us lot, you know I mean.
Yeah, we're all artists in the end right like the whole bit makes people into artists and it kind of takes away from the whole point of doing a creative challenge together.
Yeah, because you you've won several golden demons haven't you Dutch. Yes, I have.
I'm not showing off.
I don't like, I don't usually talk about much and I also will not hear my name about them either. For example, my name are with them on the website, but they.
The thing is about golden demon right it's part very much skill but also just time investment and being willing to do it at the time I was a commission painter so all I did all day was painting.
And it kind of worked out to be that way because also for some studios that I worked for they asked for us to try and get better over time. So these are just my test and I would go to the Nova open and stuff and just to go into a competition
there. But yeah, no I did hear about that guy using the AI stuff for his background. I talked to some of my painting friends about that as well as like, Oh God, that is.
That's out of the there's no money here. There's no money to be made it's just so stay you know, they know you're a virgin, because yeah, of course yeah no imagine.
Yeah, I can't get married.
I'm gonna go tell my wife that.
Before the Lord. God,
thank you everyone who was playing along hope you guys enjoyed that one. It's a, we don't obviously most of our ones are law based but this one is the actual the company that makes our employment so we're very grateful thank you please leave us alone and,
you know, we'll keep making stuff don't bother us.
Leave us alone let's do our own thing, do your own thing we are free advertisement. Thank you for Mr. Gaming storyteller Dutch, our boy for joining us that one he came on he's already won.
We love I am completely and utterly surprised because like it's like it wasn't 5050 it depends on which questions are going to come.
If it's esoteric knowledge, I might have it if it's something very basic like, what is it based on no idea.
All I'm saying, all I'm saying is that how has by far and large, the most wins on the quiz.
So for the regular law criminals.
This is a disgrace.
All he's done is he's made it impossible for impossible for us to catch up with him, because he's given the wind to a guest.
This is all fake news. This guy.
This guy here. How scum.
Man who wants to hold on to his crown and be like, I'm the amber king, literally.
I'm excited for the next law crimes trip so that I can film the world star fight between
the quiz.
We're filming a fight in the car park it'd be great.
Thank you games workshop for content. Appreciate you guys. Thank you everyone for watching for listening. You guys make this far obviously give a like you know you know what to do for the whole shebang.
Appreciate you guys. I'm sure next time we have a quiz Andy will completely choose a subject I have no experience in, and then immediately will probably fancy next time so
Colin and I have to quiz.
We'll catch you. We'll catch you on the next one. Peace everyone. Have a good one.
Thank you.