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Hello everybody!

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Hey, welcome to Lore Crimes!

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I should really shorten that intro segment for when we're streaming, but it's us!

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Hello everyone!

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I'm already getting bullied in the chat.

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You know Macho Mojito, you absolute disgusting human being.

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You guys are gonna say nice things about me.

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I like that.

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Shout out to Louie1945 for the two bucks who says, I humbly request knowledge, why did

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my dad leave?

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Sheesh.

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I don't know.

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Can't help it.

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Can't help it.

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I don't know.

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Maybe you just got no Riz.

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He was disappointed.

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Don't Riz your dad, you pervert.

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No, the dad was disappointed he had no Riz.

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You can't goon, you can't edge, you can't Riz.

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Can't edge.

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Yuck.

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How's not a gooner?

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Wow.

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If Harrowbrine isn't real, why did my dad die of a Harrowbrine overdose?

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Holy.

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Wow.

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What are we talking about today, boys?

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Welcome.

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Welcome.

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I've always said that.

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Welcome back to Lore Crimes, Eli.

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I can see your trophies in the background.

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Well done, you.

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Thank you.

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You look like a custodian.

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Good to have you back.

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Could you use one of those as like an Imperial Knight?

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That'd be funny.

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Perhaps I shall.

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I like how there's plasma incinerators on each arm.

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A gun show.

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Today boys, it's another continuation, isn't it?

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We're almost at the end of our Great Crusade legions.

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Flynic Cullen will escape the Great Crusade and then-

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Only to be plunged into the horrors of the Drom.

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I can go first, you're the horrors, Harrison.

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I had my one timeline episode when we first started this channel.

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Start off strong, Maddie Widder.

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We're gonna get to the War of the Beast eventually and Xenos will return.

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SC615, thank you for becoming a Lore Criminal.

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And then Baseman from Sweden, thank you for the 100 sex.

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Funny, he probably needed to throw money at Eli's pecs.

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Thanks bro.

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Damn.

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Thank you very much.

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He'll start flexing later if he wants.

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Only if he wants to though, brothers.

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Oh my gosh, Crimson Glory.

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Congratulations Eli, thank you very much.

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If people donate, I'll do my posing routine.

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Thank you for $2, those trophies are as tall as Eli.

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Oh no!

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SC615, welcome to the War of the Beast.

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Thank you very much, Colin.

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Please review the interactive heresy list.

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What is that?

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E-level flex but Colin won't do the gritty.

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So true, Jay Thornton.

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Maybe next year if we make enough, we'll all join Eli's training camp for-

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See who's the most swole at the end.

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I already worked out till I puked once, I don't want to do it again.

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It's not fun.

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You can't work out again.

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I work out, I just don't want to work out till I puke.

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I'm asthmatic so I'll probably just be like, hey, how's Andy doing at the Cardian?

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I'm just unconscious on the treadmill.

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He's fine.

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Yeah, I'll share music.

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Thank you for the $2, Eli should be in Major Kills next calendar.

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Yeah, I didn't have to paint on my abs.

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In the spirit of warring on terror, today we are covering three legions.

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So we're going to talk about the Ultramarines, the Death Guard and the Thousand Suns today.

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But I'll be covering two.

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Colin will be covering one.

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For that, I guess it's time for Question of the Week.

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I hate this list, DJ Beast.

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This makes me puke.

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What is it?

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It's a list of the reading for the Horus Heresy, but it's a graph of-

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Oh, I know that one.

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My favorite part is that some legions are just not on the graph because you can't- there's

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no actual recommended order.

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If I look at it, oh, I still have it, there's no Death Guard.

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There's kind of an Ultramarines one, but it's all word bearers on it.

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It's just not there.

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There is an Imperial First one, surprisingly, but then yeah, they're missing most of the

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legions because it's tricky.

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Also before anything else, I think, hey, Rarest Pepe, while we're going on, you should explain

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to the chat what a Macho Mojito is.

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If you keep saying it, go on, what is it?

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Nah, he won't.

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He won't.

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Thank you to Crimson Glory, especially for the- the man has been a big, big support of

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us for quite a while.

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We appreciate you and love you.

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For the blood god.

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For the level.

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We love it.

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True.

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Shout out to the World Eaters, who I do play, by the way.

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I do play World Eaters and I've got my own custom White Rock Angron, who's technically

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Ushiran the vampire guy, AOS.

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I've been building a lot of Sisters of Battle.

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You can't see anything on my freaking webcam.

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Nice.

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I almost built the entire combat patrol during our Fireside Fantasy recording the other day,

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so we're balling.

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I just like the idea that you've gotten so swole, the miniatures look even smaller than

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they used to be.

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Ah, it's pointless now.

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I'm just staring at his shoulders.

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The boulders.

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I did.

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I hit shoulders today, so kind of feeling right.

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But I believe with your return, Eli, you're also going to be talking about the question

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of the week from our last episode on Gotrick and Felix, right?

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Yes, sir.

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I will pull out what I got.

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So our question was, I don't know the exact question, but it was, ask Jake buddy cop,

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which means probably who would you like to see as buddy cops in 40k or fantasy?

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This is correct.

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First one's from Donkeyman USA, a classic lore criminal.

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He says, thank wall and call.

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Thank wall keeps messing with calls latest and greatest tech heresies and call uses rats

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for experiments and makes cyber scaven, which somebody was, was that you Donkeyman USA?

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Somebody was making that admex scaven, which is crazy.

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Meanwhile, Alpha Primus has to act as tarred Wrangler for the duo as they go competing

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across the galaxy, getting into trouble.

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I have calls got the, like the ability to, for his things to function accidentally correct.

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Like there's no scaven, like whoops element to his stuff.

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We have Mike, the Bretonian night, not Bretonian, Bretonian, the green night and the lady for

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making us puke when Colin talks about Morathe and his Bretonian takes.

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I mean, I had to add at least one call in cylinder.

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Colin only dislikes the Bretonia cause he hates the French.

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So he was saying no.

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I would use Douglas show the what you'll peck see Kiwi Piscay in the chat for just hitting

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balls.

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An album system.

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Oh, Douglas Watson, 42 34.

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It'd be hilarious to have Aleth and our teach Conrad Curry's how to actually properly

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skin people.

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He has 5,000 years of experience of crucifying dark elves with their skin off after all.

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I love that.

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I would, I would, I would, yeah.

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I would like to see the, the, the war crime off on that one.

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He's just there like frat count pathetic.

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No, no, no.

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You're doing it all wrong.

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Just like a poor living guy.

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Just like, ah, it hurts so much.

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Shush.

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Teach him something.

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Checking the art.

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That's like the worst dinner party ever with those two.

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Because you're not sure if you're the meal.

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I think the worst would be Conrad curves and Conrad von Karstein.

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Cause they're both insane.

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I have Conrad von Karstein's model around somewhere.

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They really did copy and paste that.

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I just, how I know put that together like they're just both psychos.

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And then we have one more and also Tom Warren donated $5.

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Thank you very much, Colin has a plutonium because he's jealous.

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They get the Elf bath water and he doesn't.

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So true.

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I'm shooting.

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Thank you for the $5.

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They like put those guns away.

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It makes me call an inhale feel inadequate.

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I can't make fun of chaos.

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Worshipper Andy.

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He's perfect.

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He is perfect.

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And he is.

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Oh, you guys.

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And he's the backbone of law crimes.

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He's the handsomest law criminal and we never even see his face, but what we know, we know

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the truth.

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He's got four hearts.

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His chin, his jaw.

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The last one, Gabriel Deyal 1068 says, et cetera.

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And Lord Croak, if for no other reason than to collapse the universe into nothingness

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from their combined presence.

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I like I'm a Lord Croak fan.

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So I had to throw that one in there.

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Too dead, Danish.

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You do like croak.

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And I'll, I'm going to go get my beef and potatoes now, baby.

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So while you're getting the beef, if you want to submit your, your answers to this current

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question of the week, the new one is we're calling it hashtag reasons.

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So because it's great crusade, imagine you're the emperor or someone like him and you have

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to band all of humanity together to unify terror.

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What are your reasons for doing so?

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Bear in mind, the emperor was a bit of a naughty boy.

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There was a lot of people who didn't want to be part of the Imperium and a lot of people

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died.

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So you got to have a good reason.

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So hashtag reason.

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I imagine that if I was to do like my example of that question, I'd do it for people who,

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as I've said it before, don't lick yogurt lids like immediate, immediate, like, I'm

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talking camps of people who like be at the walkthrough and make sure like watching people

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eat yogurts and they don't know why they're there.

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I just, I just be like people who don't cue properly, like, no, we've got to sort this

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out properly.

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You get at the back of the queue, you don't cut in.

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Very British, but that would be my pet peeve.

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Right.

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I just see a wall over this.

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Sorry.

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So is it, is it a donation here by main event verges?

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Is it, oh, you how put your malls on Instagram, not your shiny head.

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Good to see one of you doesn't have five thumbs.

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What?

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Oh, I think he's, he insulted my forehead and the rest of your painting skills boys.

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So I, I'm not, I should, I, I'm getting better at ball painting, but honestly, like I just,

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as much as like there's so many other people way better than me, so I often feel like I'm

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pretty bad at, they don't think I have ugly looking models.

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I just feel like inadequate compared to the actual like community of people who paint

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their models.

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Cause cause they, they definitely do the, oh, I just made this last night.

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It's not even that good.

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And you're like, wow, thanks for the non-metallic all over the thing.

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Cheers.

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Yeah.

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But, but let's not, let's not be around the bush.

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But then you did the same thing during this room.

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Just like, oh, you know, I just, I feel like I'm intermediate though.

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I feel like I'm in an intermediate.

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I feel like you should take a long walk off a short pier.

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I genuinely, genuinely, I do feel like I'm an intermediate and I felt like there's so,

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there's a huge gap between like me and the actual God tier, but they're not even the

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God tier, the actual good painters.

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Well that gap exists between you and me.

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I understand you might not quite be as good as, you know, the gaming I won three golden

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demon storyteller, but yeah.

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Thank you main event Virgil for my, as I'm constantly told my Innsmouth Riz on my shiny

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forehead.

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As you can tell, I'm the only reason law crimes were started is because there's a group of

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us who have big foreheads.

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So you know, welcome, you know, send us a picture of your hairline.

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This is how I'm going to overtake Bricky.

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I don't think I'm going to beat him in subs, but by God, I will, I will have the bigger

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forehead.

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TJB is getting my case brother.

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Thank you.

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Uh, with that being said though, uh, I'll see Eli's maintaining his protein intake and

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some of the people, the comments are saying foul stuff about protein.

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They're saying foul things about you.

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Oh God.

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Ah, he's just not on Colin for once.

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Lord Cunnilingus.

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He said you're Lord Cunnilingus.

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My Slavic brother in Christ.

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What are you doing?

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We're meant to stick together.

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Damn it.

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Um, yeah, pain.

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Uh, well, that being said though, we're great crusading.

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We're back in, we're in M 30.

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Are we at the end of M?

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No, we're in M 30 999.

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End of M 30.

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So it's like, or 30.

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Yeah.

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31st.

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Cause it's like, it goes retroactively.

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So it starts at like zero to a hundred.

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So you should M 31.

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Pass over to Colin then.

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Who are we talking about today, Colin?

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We're talking about the greatest of them all.

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The only chapter that matter.

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All these other legions can go straight to hell.

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It's the only the ultramarines baby.

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Nope.

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Yeah.

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White stars are cool.

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Don't care.

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You will, you will never outdo my sheer blind lack of caring for space queens that are

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blue and gold.

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I've had a border Prince say you say forehead, not forehead.

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My dad's brother.

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He, he, he would be silly if I'm, I didn't say forehead or forehead.

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No, a bottle of water.

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A macho mojito is not protein powder.

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A macho mojito with com.

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Sounds about right.

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That's on brand.

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I'm just very on brand.

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It's we need, we need Mr. Border Prince to come on and talk about, so we can talk about

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the Lord of the Rings.

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Old world mentioned old world and Lord the Rings forever.

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Now it's ultra marine so I can, I can kind of stomach it.

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It's okay.

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But yeah, you know, this is, it's, you know, unification wars, great crusade, you know,

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a little bit of pre Gilliman and some with Gilliman.

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You know, like ultra marine, it's good.

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It's gonna be a good time.

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I've spelled Rebutes name wrong.

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The first time I spelled it in this little note sheet I have.

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So that's a good sign.

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That's just the meme though, isn't it?

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It's like Rob, Roboty, Gully man.

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I didn't even do it on purpose though.

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Like I just, you go man.

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That's the meme.

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I prefer a robot guilty spark.

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Nice.

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Just completely put your again.

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I have two donations because I assume you guys already read the one.

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I think we don't know Mr. Meal of we didn't read that.

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It says time to learn about my favorite Legion.

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The dozen and bloody shirt music.

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Yo shout out to all the regulars who are here.

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Bringing water prints on saying teachers about anything but modern 40k.

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My man.

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I will say something, but if you're not as into modern 40k, remember there's a lot of

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40k that did come out and then people just don't talk about it because it wasn't that

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good elder books.

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Some of them.

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There are like, there's always more 40k brothers to talk about.

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If nothing else, you don't like modern 40k.

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You can find a PDF of the OG rogue trader book online.

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That's as far away from modern 40k as you can physically get.

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The brother of water prints.

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Let's say a black gate troll chief and is the king.

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Yes he is.

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Okay.

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I don't know.

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He was only playing Lord of the Rings tabletop at the moment.

348
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Really?

349
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So yeah, I play Warhammer like once a month and then Lord of the Rings as much as I can

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because it's just so much better.

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Also thank you to lore becoming a lore criminal main event Virgil.

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Nice.

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But ultramarines now.

354
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Yes, except not quite because they weren't the ultramarines yet.

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You'll notice that, you know, ultra that's actually before we start, I'll I properly

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start want to say, I think the proper way to say it wouldn't be ultramarines.

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It would be like ultramarines.

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Yeah, because I know like the, you know, you look in you're like they're the ultramarines,

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which you know, they're the best, which you know, correct, but that's, you know, an opinion.

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It's it's more accurate to be like they're the people like the soldiers of ultramarine.

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Yeah, less ultra less MK ultra more like ultramarines.

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Yeah, granted saying it that way sounds kind of awkward.

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So just ultramarines, but it is not supposed to just be there.

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The ultra is marines even though they are.

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But at this point, they're known as the war board.

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You know, the 13th legions of space marines, Gilliam's their Primark, but they're much

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like pretty much everyone else, except maybe the Alpha Legion with one of the twins.

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They don't have their father back yet, which is another side tangent.

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I always found it weird.

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They call Primarks their dad.

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I'm just going to say it.

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That always throws me for a loop, especially because at this point, they're babies.

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Yeah.

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I find it, you know, I haven't ever like clocked it as weird as when I think Sevatar once said

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uncle to Magnus the Red.

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And I was like, that's not a fan of that one.

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Why would you say that?

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As long as he didn't call Conrad daddy, it's fine.

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I even worse.

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The bottom keeps being deepened.

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Who's the?

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I beg your finest pardon.

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I did that in a different rock bottom, but you know, then we kept going deeper, but I

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worded it horribly Dante.

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Thank you for the signature look of the audio.

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Listen, that's the ultra Mario you omega.

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But at this point, they're the war born and they're they're not quite they're not like

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the the true Greco Romans.

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They're going to be pretty much the moment they find Gilliman at this point.

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There is still a little bit because at this point as the war born, they're largely taking

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from people like on Terra.

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The recruits largely came from people who were nearly wiped out by the emperor, which

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is a fairly Roman thing to do.

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They would come in, they would obliterate everything you'd ever known.

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And then whoever was left could be a Roman.

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So there's still a little bit of Roman roots early on.

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But other than that, that's kind of it.

398
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And that being said, there was no evidence of them being deployed on Terra.

399
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They weren't to appear to be, you know, doing any of the fighting.

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The first records, which is, you know, the first instances I could find had them fighting

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on the moon and the Senate campaign towards the edge of the solar system.

402
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So they weren't they weren't the opening rounds of the Great Crusade.

403
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Actually, would you guys count the unification wars as part of the Great Crusade?

404
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And then recall the Great Crusade until the Emperor made like a formal declaration.

405
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Because it was like, yeah, he was like, first we conquer Terra.

406
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Then once we've like made an alliance with Mars, then we're like, right, we've got the

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ships, we've got the men.

408
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Oh, let's go, lads.

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War crimes.

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Ahoy.

411
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And then they went.

412
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Yeah.

413
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So like, all right, a little bit of rewording.

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Then they they weren't, you know, they weren't in the very beginning, really, you know, the

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unification wars, but they were, you know, Great Crusade pops off, you know, they leave

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Earth and the ultramarines were they were good.

417
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They were raring to go.

418
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Their gene seed was very remarkably stable.

419
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This is going to be another side tangent I get to.

420
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But it's more this is again, just something I wanted to talk about, not really a side

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tangent.

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Gene seed, though, no noteworthy flaws or mutations like is it the Imperial Fist, right?

423
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They can't spit acid.

424
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Their Baetrus Gland doesn't work.

425
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Yeah, their Baetrus Gland doesn't work.

426
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And there are a few other weird inconsistencies with other legions as time goes on.

427
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Yeah, they're also incredibly annoying.

428
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But that's just like a.

429
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But also, I think the Imperial Fist can't go into like stasis sleep either.

430
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They can't just be like, I'm asleep for seven years and then wake up.

431
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I think that's another thing they have.

432
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They're too stubborn.

433
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That sucks.

434
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It sucks though, because if they get injured, they can't go into the coma thing.

435
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And yeah, they're like meditation, healing sleep thing.

436
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Yeah.

437
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That's but for the ultramarines, you know, no gene seed or no, no, no, no gene seed,

438
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no gene seed flaws, nothing noteworthy enough.

439
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It's like, OK, this Legion has this problem.

440
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It's vanilla.

441
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Totally bog standard, except for the fact that for whatever reason you get this gene

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seed and you're suddenly a very big fan of cohesion and hierarchy and you want everything

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to be nice and ordered and properly structured.

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Just a little bit more Roman stuff kind of creeping in.

445
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You know, the legions, all the nice organization.

446
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You become a power sub.

447
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Don't say that.

448
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Although I did want to say, like, at what point does something like that go from feature

449
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to flaw?

450
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Right.

451
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You know what I mean?

452
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I mean, as a soldier, so if you're somewhat submissive, that's the that's cohesive.

453
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And it's not that they're turning submissive.

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They like, you know, cohesion.

455
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Yeah.

456
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Well, again, the big the big flaw with the ultramarines with time would be that, like,

457
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they they have to do everything by the book.

458
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And that's the thing.

459
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It's like, this is how it's done.

460
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It's like, not always.

461
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No, this is how it's done.

462
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And that's kind of related to that, I suppose.

463
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I was just wondering, like, at what point does it stop being like just like at what

464
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point does something regularly occurring within a gene seed count as mutation?

465
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Because it did seem, you know, the ultramarines all start liking that kind of stuff, but it

466
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doesn't count as mutation, right?

467
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I mean, that's what that was.

468
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We're just not even just like a quite just like it.

469
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I think it depends on how aesthetically pleasing it is.

470
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It's like San Buenis' wings.

471
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They're not they're not a mutation.

472
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He's pretty.

473
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Leave him alone.

474
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But the black the red thirst, that's that's that's not.

475
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Yeah.

476
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,120
Fair enough.

477
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Also, we got a donation from a few donations, fellas.

478
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Yep.

479
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Back to Donkeyman USA, who said for two dollars, I almost want to give you your two dollars

480
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back for saying this skin me harder, Uncle Kurt.

481
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,400
Yeah.

482
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,880
Now you and Bikini Prime.

483
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,880
It's a fun name.

484
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:09,880
Two dollars.

485
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,880
Thank you, Prime.

486
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I'm sorry.

487
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Power Subgene Seed Flaw.

488
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Yeah.

489
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And SC 615.

490
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Thank you for the five dollars.

491
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:21,120
Thank you, brother.

492
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,960
I'm going to do one of my favorite Primark's.

493
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,680
Shake it is up there to what would be the best place to start reading.

494
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Also big up.

495
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,680
See, I prep is grueling.

496
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,680
Yes, it was.

497
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,680
But we don't need to get Salamander's books.

498
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:36,880
The best recommendation is not to engage with that.

499
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Don't read that books.

500
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Thank you.

501
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:45,840
Start with the book called Scars by Chris.

502
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Thank you, a Border Prince for the potent and flawless seed.

503
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,600
Thank you.

504
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:52,600
Joseph.

505
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:53,600
Yep.

506
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,400
Joseph Pollard donated 10.

507
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:02,440
That looks like some kind of like 10 dollars currency from like it feels like something

508
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,960
you get in like a JRPG or something.

509
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,960
I don't know.

510
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,960
It's like squiggly circle thing.

511
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:06,960
I'm not sure what it is.

512
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:11,280
We know it's like an endless space currency.

513
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,920
It's different in the chat.

514
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:13,920
Okay.

515
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:18,640
I have returned from my conquest in brackets vacation in Europe to hear cringe and see

516
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,280
Colin's unmade bed.

517
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,280
I hate you.

518
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,280
It's pretty made.

519
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,280
Thank you for the 10 dollars.

520
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:24,280
Colin always makes the bed.

521
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,280
It's not made great, but it is made.

522
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,280
He always makes the bed.

523
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,280
The bed made.

524
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,280
The couch chair is always ready.

525
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,280
He always makes the post.

526
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,280
Ultra Marines.

527
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,280
I have not made a post.

528
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,960
I'm going back to the Marines, damn it.

529
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,760
I never thought I'd want to.

530
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:42,120
But we're going away to space towards Space Marines.

531
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,120
BRB.

532
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,120
Alrighty.

533
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,120
But it's Smurfs.

534
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:50,800
You know, much like, you know, keep the Roman a little bit.

535
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,880
They bolster their strength from conquered worlds.

536
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,880
All right.

537
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,680
Hey, you're part of the Imperium now.

538
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:56,880
You're coming with us to fight.

539
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,040
You're a Legionnaire now.

540
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:04,020
So you know, that would help them get a bit stronger, although something makes them stand

541
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,920
out a bit from how they were.

542
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,040
Although when they meet with some moments with Killivan, you'll find out maybe that

543
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:12,400
is kind of in character for the ultramarines.

544
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:17,400
They tend to be very aggressive.

545
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,520
Not world eaters, you know, berserk fury.

546
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,040
You deploy them to the planet you never want to see ever again.

547
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:30,840
They, you know, there would be a world left after the war born were done with it.

548
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:38,800
But they were very aggressive, discipline determined, but they would pull punches.

549
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,840
It did help them, you know, any cooperative campaigns they might have been part of with

550
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,160
other space marine legions.

551
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,680
It helped them out with that.

552
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:49,240
They were especially with the tendency towards hierarchy and cohesion.

553
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,600
They were they were a good Legion to get along with.

554
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,640
Yeah, occasionally there was just, oh, this world's being a bit difficult.

555
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,920
Ultramarine used glare.

556
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,400
You're too paralyzed to move.

557
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,760
That was how they did it.

558
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,680
We have some good call and comments in the chat.

559
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,160
Also, DJ Beast donated $2.

560
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,800
Thank you, DJ Beast.

561
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,960
Thanks, Mike, and move that pillow, Baldin.

562
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,960
Thank you.

563
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:09,960
Very good.

564
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,400
Adam, each meal has Colin.

565
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:18,160
Colin sits on the cup chair while painting his power bottoms and then plays your music.

566
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,400
Colin sits on the cup chair painting miles of him sitting on the cup chair.

567
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,200
Oh my gosh.

568
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,200
Who would have by chair really?

569
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,200
Let him talk about ultramarines.

570
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,000
He's enjoying himself.

571
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
I love.

572
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,000
I love.

573
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000
I love.

574
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,000
I love.

575
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
They were.

576
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,800
They were a very practical Legion.

577
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,800
All things considered.

578
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,000
You know, they were still at this point little.

579
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,280
They were willing to do what works.

580
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:48,120
They were very aggressive with it, but you know, they'll they'd listen at least.

581
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:52,720
You know, they'll try what works, stuff like that.

582
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,720
At one point they were defeated against.

583
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:01,240
Okay, fucking control delete on that thought.

584
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,560
Holy shit.

585
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:11,880
They were waging war against some rebels assisted by unknown Zenos that were rather psychic

586
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:12,880
in nature.

587
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:18,120
They there was some weird like soul stealing stuff going down.

588
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:24,880
It was not the ring done, but it vaguely reminds me of them because they it's like they would

589
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,120
like use people as thralls kind of deal.

590
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,120
The crave.

591
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:35,360
And this was the site Osirian cybards and other Zenos to be said in the US and never

592
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,360
heard.

593
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,360
Yes.

594
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:42,400
And it's annoying because they sound so cool because it's like their ships are described.

595
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,400
I don't know, Eli.

596
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,280
I have an image of some ship with endless space.

597
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:47,280
Maybe you vaguely.

598
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:48,280
I don't know anything about it.

599
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:53,520
Just an image in my head because the ships are they're like described as like hourglass

600
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:58,200
shaped with rotating like segments to them.

601
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,600
Like a cross between something from endless space that I cannot remember.

602
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,760
Or so far into some maybe it may probably one of those and also Andy.

603
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,200
I'm thinking like the relays from Mass Effect 2 like how they're spinning bits.

604
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,400
Yeah, that's the revolving bit that yeah, space.

605
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:18,200
Yeah, I'm picturing like their ships like something like some cross image of those things

606
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,400
in my head and they sound very cool, but we'll never know about them because they exist to

607
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,160
give me Horace heresy fodder.

608
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,480
It's just like we made a ship and we put a lava lamp in the middle.

609
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,480
So yeah, go for it.

610
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,480
Yeah, looks cool.

611
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:38,160
But this is a donation, by the way, from May main main event again.

612
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,160
Thank you, Colin.

613
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,560
Colin, you're not alone.

614
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,480
I never make my bed, but I'm also a massive hypocrite.

615
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,000
Join the army just so you can learn how to make a bed.

616
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,000
You can quit after.

617
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,340
Unfortunately, I can't.

618
00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:52,360
I did actually want to join the Navy as a kid, but they don't let diabetics do it.

619
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,840
I also want to be an astronaut, but same outcome there.

620
00:29:55,840 --> 00:30:06,760
So if I predict the draft coming and I just start I just load myself with sugar for like

621
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:13,800
three months straight and become a diabetes.

622
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,640
You can theoretically get rid of that.

623
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,920
So I think they might tell you no.

624
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,160
Or you can get really heavily tattooed and then they won't take you either, at least

625
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,280
in the UK.

626
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,560
I did the application to like just out of curiosity if they take me in the reserves

627
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,560
and they're like, how big's the back piece?

628
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:34,800
I'm like, nah, it's reserves.

629
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,080
Even the reserves are like, nah, we're not having you.

630
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,880
Yuck, is a looking motherfucker.

631
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:43,760
I think if World War Three breaks out, they're probably going to they're probably going to

632
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,000
lessen that.

633
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Yeah.

634
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:53,120
But yeah, the the war born still called that they were defeated and they they got filled

635
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:57,680
with a lot of shame and a little bit of bloodlust for combat.

636
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:04,520
And they decided that until they they're reunited with their Primarch, no glories.

637
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:05,680
They're not taking any honors.

638
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,680
They lost.

639
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,680
They do not earn them yet.

640
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,960
They need to find their gene father for they're going to be whole again.

641
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:19,680
They got a no they're not going to accept any trophies or medals until that happens.

642
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:24,680
And rather interestingly is that they actually knew where Gilliman was two years before all

643
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,600
this business happened.

644
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:32,440
But warped storms were kind of ruining or not ruining, but affecting travel to where

645
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,120
Gilliman was, which I imagine has to be especially frustrating.

646
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,720
You're like, he's right there.

647
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,720
We could see him.

648
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,720
We know he's there.

649
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,880
So this is when they found him and they knew he was on.

650
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,360
Yeah, they knew he was on like Macrog and you know, they it's like they knew where it's

651
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,920
just the war storms.

652
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,700
You can go to them if you want to die.

653
00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:56,420
It's like you're picking your kids up from school and there's like a really heavy bit

654
00:31:56,420 --> 00:31:58,480
of rainfall going on.

655
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,720
You can see them in the classroom waiting to go home and you're just looking at them

656
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,080
through the glass going like, it's raining.

657
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,080
It's really heavy rain.

658
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,400
I haven't brought my coat.

659
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,400
I can't.

660
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,400
No, sorry.

661
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,000
I just have to wait.

662
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Don't come back.

663
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Yeah.

664
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
And you just need milk and cigarettes.

665
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,000
Exactly.

666
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
And back in the army.

667
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Also, yeah, there's a funny comment.

668
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Yeah, it is so over.

669
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Hasty white guys everywhere.

670
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:33,000
When they start worrying about like optics and they're worrying about like, okay, how

671
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,000
we get the most amount of something, then it's like, okay, that deadly seers.

672
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,360
A clean shaven white guy just delivered my Uber Eats.

673
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,360
Sell everything.

674
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,360
Everything's down.

675
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,360
It's over.

676
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,360
Come be there.

677
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,360
No shame.

678
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,360
Sometimes they'll just straight they'll just.

679
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:55,360
Nestle, Nestle is like, oh, they look so nice.

680
00:32:55,360 --> 00:33:00,960
Yeah, we'll straight up like, we'll put people, you know, of every origin and adverts and

681
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:05,280
then we'll straight up like poison their water sources across the board.

682
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,240
As the old saying goes, you can't spell company without come.

683
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,280
Thank you, Andy.

684
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:18,080
I talk about Gilman though.

685
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,080
Yes.

686
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:26,240
It's a, you know, while this was happening, you know, Gilman's doing his thing on Ultramar

687
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,800
being the only Primark with a real family.

688
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:34,920
Isn't nightmarish in some way.

689
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:39,600
You know, his dad does get a Caesar, but that's that's okay.

690
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,440
His mom's still kicking and he does.

691
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:48,720
Gilman gets proper vengeance for his father without killing his without killing the man

692
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,800
who killed his adopted father, comrade Gilman, although the McCroggy and Senate did throw

693
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,800
him off a cliff.

694
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,520
So, you know, is it the Illyrians?

695
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:02,480
Is there an actual was there an equivalent of the Illyrians in Rome as well?

696
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,080
Yeah, they're called the Illyrians.

697
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:11,440
Yeah, I feel like there was like an actual it's just the region that is like that area

698
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:15,840
part of the Balkans, like next to Italy is just it's called the Illyria.

699
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:22,360
Yeah, because the Illyrians even to the modern 40 K the Illyrian sector on their capital

700
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:27,360
city of Macragge still hates the old rings.

701
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,800
They're always trying to appease them, but they never quite, you know, they're like this.

702
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:37,600
They're just success and succession is even to the even in 30 K to 40 K.

703
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,320
It's not perfect, but, you know, Rome wasn't perfect either.

704
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,680
It was good enough.

705
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,760
But around this point, you know, Gilman starts expanding the Krog.

706
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:55,240
It becomes, you know, proper spaceboard empire, you know, integrating worlds into itself.

707
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:58,680
They're reunited with the emperor, you know, Gilman and everyone else.

708
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:04,000
And you know, Macragge is promptly or Ultramar more at this point is properly integrated

709
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:10,040
into the Imperium with relatively little fanfare, all things considered.

710
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:17,920
And Big E gets 500 free worlds and Gilman gets a space marine legion renamed the ultramarines.

711
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,400
Now they're here.

712
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:20,400
They are.

713
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,400
That's kind of like I've seen earlier.

714
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,400
That's best translated as people of Ultramar.

715
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:32,280
And I think if I remember correctly, Ultramar in Portuguese means like far sea or something

716
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,280
like that.

717
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,280
I can't.

718
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,440
There was like a translation I saw.

719
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,440
It was forever ago.

720
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,480
I can't remember, but it's wacky.

721
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:44,240
I guess maybe that's where ultramarine comes from for like bluey.

722
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,240
It might.

723
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,640
Honestly, it's a sea color maybe.

724
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:54,320
Plus, you know, it fits if that if my vague remembering of what the translation is, is

725
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,760
right.

726
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:02,040
Ultramar is probably the like eastern most major space marine like hub, isn't it?

727
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,360
Yeah, it's pretty far out there.

728
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,360
Yeah.

729
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:10,120
They're always getting into like several wars because like, oh, leave us alone.

730
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,120
Stop it.

731
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:18,400
I mean, when they're in what's like the main they're not in the East and Freig mentioned.

732
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,400
It's like south east.

733
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,400
It's like bomb bomb right.

734
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,440
It's like they're in the big they're in the largest segment in the middle.

735
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:30,960
But yeah, they're in the east of terror or in terms of if east even is irrelevant as

736
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,120
a direction in terms of the galaxy.

737
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,360
But on the map, they're the Galactic East.

738
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,440
Yeah, they're yeah, they're in segment of Ultima.

739
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:39,440
That's it.

740
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,440
Yeah, the big one.

741
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,440
The real big one.

742
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,720
Where the big boys are the one that's half the galaxy.

743
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,840
Yeah, the fat, the fat, the fat uncle of all.

744
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:53,320
Got to say real bad organization on Biggie's part or whoever put that map together.

745
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,760
Could have split that one up a little bit.

746
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,760
Should do it for us.

747
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,760
I mean, why not?

748
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:04,840
One like, you know, like a cake, you know, I don't know.

749
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:05,840
Thank you, DJ Beast.

750
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,840
Thank you, brother.

751
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:19,880
Thank you, brother.

752
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,560
I think that just general tyrannids.

753
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:25,040
They've had a few guys at McGraw.

754
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,760
Yeah, haven't got it yet.

755
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:28,760
Maybe.

756
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,240
But yeah, they Gilliamans back.

757
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:35,560
Well, I guess not quite back, but they got Gilliamans now.

758
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:43,520
They got they got Grandpa Smurf and the ultramarines would then go on to just be the best ever

759
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:48,640
in the Great Crusade with the highest amount of planets brought to compliance.

760
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,600
Even more than the Dark Angels and Sons of Horus.

761
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,800
It's a pretty great because Gilliam and not.

762
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:56,800
Yep.

763
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,520
You know, his part, you know what he learned on McCragg is part of his formative years

764
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,640
was, you know, diplomacy is worth it more often than not.

765
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,400
Oh, God, what did you read?

766
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,400
What did they say?

767
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:08,400
Oh, it's funny.

768
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,400
What?

769
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,200
I have to remember how to how to do this.

770
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,600
How to put this on Imgur or whatever.

771
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,480
While you're doing that, I'll just keep talking.

772
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,120
It seems to be sent to us for the audience.

773
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:29,200
But yeah, in Gilliam and the ultramarines pretty usually left worlds in a better state

774
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,520
than when they when they found it.

775
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,720
You know, they made sure, you know, the planet has a PDF.

776
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:36,200
It has basic infrastructure.

777
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:42,200
It can be a swift and effectively integrated into the interior proper more than just, you

778
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:49,480
know, we now own this on a map, the colored crayon paradox map expansion game of the Imperium

779
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,480
at this point.

780
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,560
You know, it's we actually own it and can use it.

781
00:38:54,560 --> 00:39:01,720
It's not just a war torn hellscape they're inheriting, like whatever the, you know, the

782
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:05,640
I completely forgot the name of the Iron Warriors for a second.

783
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:10,320
It's not like when they conquer a world or the world eaters and it's like, well, we own

784
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,240
this barren rock now.

785
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,240
Great.

786
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,240
Yeah.

787
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,240
Yeah.

788
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,240
It's not Pyrrhic victories every time.

789
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,240
Yeah.

790
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:19,720
Pyrrhic victories are a victory that doesn't even mean anything because there's nothing

791
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:20,720
to own.

792
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,760
There's a good thing to say about the ultramarines as well.

793
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:29,760
Their particular strength is not the fact that they're like physically stronger or have

794
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,760
better guns than any other Legion is the fact that their delegation is particularly like

795
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,880
Gilliman their Legion size is huge, isn't it?

796
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:42,240
But like particularly like their strength of the fact that each commander in a weird

797
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,120
way is like their own mini Primarch in some way.

798
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,120
Yeah.

799
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:51,320
There's like four tetrarchs which rule like, I guess it would be 60 worlds apiece because

800
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,040
there's like five, no, it's 500 worlds.

801
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,040
That's 250.

802
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,840
So that's like, yeah, each tetrarch rules like 125 planets each.

803
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:02,320
And they're like his lieutenants and like dark angels were straight out the gate and

804
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,240
they had all the deadliest guns.

805
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:09,560
Suns of Horus benefited from having a Primarch really early on like the first returned Primarch

806
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,180
other than our pharisee doesn't count.

807
00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:12,680
But then Gilliman is just like, I'm rich.

808
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,680
Look at all my planets.

809
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,680
What are you going to do?

810
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:20,640
I think the ultramarines are soldiers, whereas a lot of the other ones were just conquerors.

811
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,120
They're soldiers and the other space marines are warriors.

812
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,120
Yeah.

813
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,120
That's how I see it too.

814
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,200
Angry homunculus, thank you for the five European dollars.

815
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:34,200
Listen, as a Pakistani dude, you should not trust the British to draw maps.

816
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,200
My dude is so correct.

817
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,200
Fair enough.

818
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,200
Low-key kind of off-hole agreement.

819
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,520
Low-key.

820
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,100
We broke up the Legion, but not really.

821
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:49,520
To be fair to the ultramarines, it's like every loyalist Legion that they could help

822
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,520
it.

823
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,080
The Imperial Fists have the last wall.

824
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,300
The Dark Angels have the unforgiven.

825
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:57,160
Anyone who could found a way around that.

826
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:03,360
Even Gilliman, he was just like, oh, I'm going to have a sneaky 11th company called The Sides

827
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,360
of the Emperor.

828
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,360
Don't worry about them.

829
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,360
It's fine.

830
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,760
They're going to find out.

831
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,760
I'll make them a chapter.

832
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,760
Ignore that.

833
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:10,760
It's fine.

834
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,640
Sneaky extra chapter known as the Genesis chapter.

835
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,880
Yeah, buddy.

836
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,840
The ultramarines at home.

837
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,840
Arcoflagellate.

838
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:26,800
As a Bulgarian, you shouldn't trust the Brits with the Yugoslavian planes.

839
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,800
Thank you.

840
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:29,800
Damn.

841
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:34,360
Really bad at drawing, aren't we?

842
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:40,160
Yeah, Gilliman, he leads the ultramarines to be the best.

843
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,160
The bestest ever.

844
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,640
I don't care about my bias.

845
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,760
You will accept it.

846
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,760
He right.

847
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,760
He right.

848
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,760
Matt Ward for life.

849
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,840
Matt Ward was unironically right about everything.

850
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:51,840
Bring him back.

851
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,840
I miss him so much.

852
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,840
Let him write for life.

853
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,840
I didn't appreciate him for what he was.

854
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,840
We didn't know what we lost.

855
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,840
It was gone.

856
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:05,840
Please come back.

857
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:10,040
Dude, please write an Eldar book so we can have them fight the entire Imperium and win.

858
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,680
Okay, three donations.

859
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,720
Thank you, you guys.

860
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:17,840
Explatio music, two dollars, you shouldn't trust the British to cook food, extremely

861
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,840
true.

862
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,480
I went to a pub the other day here, it was British themed food, I paid like 24 dollars.

863
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,480
Oh no.

864
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,480
I mean.

865
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,480
One sausage and some mashed potatoes.

866
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:29,880
Yeah, but there's places in America that say they're Irish bars and it's like...

867
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,880
Yeah.

868
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,880
No, but it's like actual British food.

869
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,880
I'm Italian.

870
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:34,880
You're definitely not Italian.

871
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,880
You're American made.

872
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,880
Do you know where the meme comes from?

873
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,880
It's not hard to make British food.

874
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:45,680
The meme comes from the fact that Americans during World War II came over and they were

875
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:50,760
eating the British rations, the sausages, and it tasted terrible.

876
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,360
That's where they had to keep stopping because the Brits kept going, we need a tea break,

877
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,360
we need to...

878
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,360
It's like, we're advancing on that position.

879
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,640
They were like, no, we have our tea breaks, we have to have our tea breaks.

880
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,840
And they would literally stop fighting to have their breaks and sip their tea.

881
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,840
It's like, fucking Brits.

882
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:11,360
A roast in a Yorkshire pudding burrito.

883
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,480
That sounds nice.

884
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:17,520
When I can help it, I only eat at Asian food places because they're the only thing that

885
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,760
would value.

886
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:22,000
Every Western restaurant is overpriced and you don't get enough and you can make it at

887
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,480
home anyways.

888
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,720
I got so heated.

889
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:28,440
At this pub, I spent $45 because I got two things.

890
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:29,440
DJ B's is not in New York.

891
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,440
I was still hungry.

892
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:35,280
DJ B said as an Indian, I should not trust the Brits.

893
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,640
I swear he said he was from somewhere else before.

894
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,800
That is Arabic.

895
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,080
Typical Brit trying to rewrite history again.

896
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:47,800
As an American, you shouldn't trust Bowie to make places.

897
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,600
Brother, you get on a 737 and you are gambling.

898
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:56,880
I'm getting on a plane in September, it's scary.

899
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:57,880
Oh dear.

900
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,800
What do we say about ultramarines?

901
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,800
Right, ultramarines.

902
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,560
With Gilliman, he's back.

903
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:11,320
They got vengeance for the defeat against those Osirian sidebirds, however you say it,

904
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,040
at the battle of the Eurydice terminal, which I only wrote down the name of it because that

905
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,720
sounds kind of cool.

906
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:22,600
Gilliman personally killed their leader, well, his chief battle-siker sacrificed himself

907
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,400
so it could be done.

908
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:29,000
The ultramarines, their shame has been erased.

909
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,600
They're back on top form, baby.

910
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,560
They're ready to go and get the highest amount of compliances.

911
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,560
They're great.

912
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:42,240
They're not, you know, they weren't entirely squeaky clean, right?

913
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:51,920
You know, being, you know, as biased towards Gilliman as I am, I'm going to qualify this.

914
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:57,320
But when I say they made worlds better than they found them, a lot of times that meant

915
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:01,360
better from like a governmental perspective and like, oh yeah, the taxes and everything

916
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,120
going to be arriving perfectly on time.

917
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,080
Very efficient source of soldiers.

918
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,680
There's still rampant slavery and corruption on this planet.

919
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:15,600
It's Gilliman saying we're going to make the world better or else.

920
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,720
Thank you Crimson Glory for the five bucks.

921
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:22,280
As an American, don't trust the British.

922
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:27,120
Bias source as a British colony is bias.

923
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:31,840
Listen, okay, America's trying to get in on the French versus UK beef.

924
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,380
We don't have beef like that with you guys, okay?

925
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:38,320
We got in on that beef pretty early.

926
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,920
You were a small part of the beef.

927
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:46,720
That was the first thing we did as a new nation was invite the French to be the national

928
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,000
welcome in this relationship.

929
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,640
The rebellious stepchild rebelling against the parents going, oh, we're a couple, not

930
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:54,640
a throuple.

931
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,640
Okay.

932
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,640
Shane, Shane bro.

933
00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:00,080
I first saw this, you know, thank you, Shane.

934
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:07,520
He says, waffle house not only always has quality food, it's always cheaper than the

935
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:08,520
surrounding restaurants.

936
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,960
Yeah, it's because you're risking getting the shit kicked out of you if you step foot

937
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,960
in a waffle.

938
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:18,760
I've never been to one, but maybe next time I'm in America, I'll talk about it.

939
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,240
I'm more of a Denny's guy.

940
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,760
Oh, I love Denny's.

941
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:27,200
I just looked up the other day and our local Denny's here is open 24 hours again.

942
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,200
Oh baby.

943
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,000
I'm heading there to him with the boys.

944
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000
It's happening.

945
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
We're so, so back.

946
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Shane bro.

947
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
I saw him on the road.

948
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
I'm like, oh.

949
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
We saw that.

950
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:43,960
Shane bro for five bucks says, uh, diviners will let a natural disaster unfold without

951
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:52,400
intervention and then say, I foresaw this, you know, average El Dread with one interaction.

952
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,480
Look he's one of water prints.

953
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:59,320
I say, and to put it best when the plot needs to be powerful, he's a God when it needs him

954
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,320
to be stupid.

955
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:05,080
He is going to goon for 36 hours straight.

956
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,440
As you will.

957
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,480
Right there.

958
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,560
Yeah.

959
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:18,860
The taxes were efficient, but Gilman also had to mending over new Saria, you know, and

960
00:47:18,860 --> 00:47:22,520
grounds home world did not make it a nicer place to live at all.

961
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,240
It was still slavery rampant.

962
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:32,640
Shit hole, which, you know, again, I said I'm, I would give you some cope for Gilliman.

963
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,920
I choose to believe that was because the emperor was like, you're on a timetable.

964
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,920
You need these worlds conquered now.

965
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,080
No time for breaks.

966
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:46,160
You know, I'd like to believe if Gilman was allowed to, he would have made them, you know,

967
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,560
better like that because, you know, he, he turned the Krog into a pretty good place to

968
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,560
live.

969
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:56,000
But, you know, biggie was like, Hey, uh, you don't want to be late.

970
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,640
You're not going to like what happens if you're conquering too slowly and we'll get to it

971
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:00,640
soon enough.

972
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:05,560
And then had a hand in showcasing personally what happens when you're conquering a bit

973
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,200
too slowly coming up soon.

974
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:13,840
So it's a little bit of Gilman cope, but I choose to believe it's not his fault.

975
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:18,920
You didn't really want to humble or go to say, I'm doing the best out of everyone or

976
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,240
I get dragged into everything.

977
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:22,280
I'm best favorite child.

978
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,600
Oh, look at me.

979
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,840
I'm being directly asked to buy the emperor.

980
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,440
I can't really say no.

981
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,840
We have a crimson glory donation.

982
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,280
Thank you for the $10.

983
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:37,040
Mr. Crimson glory, the UK and French little brothers fighting America's dad getting home

984
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,600
after a long day of work.

985
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,760
I'm not going to lie.

986
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,520
America sees like, I'm watching your politics at the moment.

987
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:49,200
And I'm like, are we the ones who are like, who's trying having problems?

988
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,200
I don't know.

989
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,200
It's freaked everywhere.

990
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,200
Who are we feeling?

991
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,200
It's a little bit.

992
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,200
Oh man.

993
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,720
That picture goes so hard though.

994
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,160
I don't think any of us can deny it.

995
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,160
Which one?

996
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:01,160
Oh yeah.

997
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,160
The freaking.

998
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:03,160
Yeah.

999
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:04,160
Where was it?

1000
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,160
Where is it?

1001
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,280
That, that, that, that, that, that.

1002
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:16,560
At some point, some other problems they had, you know, they, Gilman was, you know, he was

1003
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,960
happy to integrate new tactics into the Legion.

1004
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:24,920
The ultrarines are all were, but you usually had to beat it into their heads first.

1005
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,920
Like what was it?

1006
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:26,920
Corvus, right?

1007
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:27,920
Like they were doing war games.

1008
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:33,320
Like he got, he got the upper hand on him once with some like stealth and run tactics.

1009
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:37,320
And then after that, you know, Gilman was like, okay, I will now integrate this, make

1010
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,240
it as efficient as I can.

1011
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,680
And Corvus is like, well, I don't think I'm ever beating him again.

1012
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:47,360
I can get close calls and win some battles, but the wars are never going to be won.

1013
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,360
This is a, but.

1014
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:54,800
A lot of ingenuity, more like it's the, you know, the old reliable.

1015
00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:01,200
Will refine anything you give him to the finest point, but you need to give it to him first.

1016
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,200
Yeah.

1017
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,920
I mean, he, he also loved the Morokharts from the Raven Guard, which were like this, the

1018
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,520
suicide squad, like dual wielding gun.

1019
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,320
Like they would like the, the guys, oh, they're going to die.

1020
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,320
We'll just put them in the frontline.

1021
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,200
They're just going to jump in and do some damage.

1022
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,600
And he went, I like this.

1023
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,800
And he started to incorporate them in his Legion because he saw them doing him and,

1024
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,320
oh, that's good.

1025
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,760
That has tactical use.

1026
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,640
I'm having that he's kind of like the British where like we saw something else and we liked

1027
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:28,640
it.

1028
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:29,640
So we took it.

1029
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:30,640
Classic.

1030
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,560
Apart from the steam engine, which we invented.

1031
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,560
Yeah.

1032
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:39,800
Uh, it's so that was, you know, he, and he was a little bit arrogant, you know, again,

1033
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,800
he'd be like, oh yeah.

1034
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,800
So I'm sure your way of doing things is perfectly good.

1035
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,960
Uh, you know, he had this idea of, well, you'll see the ultramarines fight and you'll truly

1036
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,680
be amazed that this is, this is the best way to do it.

1037
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:56,760
He was, it was in some fairness, it was, it was a show.

1038
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:57,760
Don't tell thing.

1039
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:02,520
He'd be like, you'll see us fight and you'll fall to your knees and accept that the ultras

1040
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,000
are the best and you'll want to do it.

1041
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:09,160
How we do it, which, you know, to be fair, highest amount of compliances, but it rubbed

1042
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,720
some of his brothers the wrong way.

1043
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:13,320
I know Lehman wasn't the biggest fan of them.

1044
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,360
Didn't Ferris Manus hate him?

1045
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,360
Uh,

1046
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:26,880
Yeah, Gilman liked Ferris and he liked Lehman, but it wasn't, it wasn't mutual.

1047
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,040
Ferris was like, oh, he's just a rich kid.

1048
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,080
He's got all these planets.

1049
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,200
If I had that much stuff, I'd do better.

1050
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:37,320
He was like, oh, he didn't like how Gilman basically played on easy mode in his opinion.

1051
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:38,320
He's like, oh,

1052
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:42,560
He was somewhat insecure around him at times as well.

1053
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:48,280
Like there's his own primal novel is basically the fact like he realizes Gilman is like on

1054
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:53,480
the grander scale, a better Primark and he's a better Legion than he is in terms of like

1055
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,520
how it interacts with the Imperium.

1056
00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:01,000
And so Ferris Manus tries for one book to do diplomacy like Gilman, but he doesn't have

1057
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,280
Lehman's skill nor do his sons.

1058
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:07,160
We also have three donations.

1059
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,280
Thank you very much.

1060
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,960
Let me scroll up here, Beastman from Sweden.

1061
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,200
Thank you for the 50 sec.

1062
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:20,560
As a Scandinavian, just want to say we turned British home invasion into a sport.

1063
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,760
We even showed off our trophies when we got home.

1064
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:24,760
Nice.

1065
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,400
Joseph Pollard, thank you for the $5.

1066
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,760
The more ghetto the Waffle House, the better.

1067
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,600
There was a fight at my local, uh, where the cook hop in.

1068
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,160
Nice most banging food ever.

1069
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,200
Is Waffle House just like pretty much Denny's column?

1070
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,200
Isn't it?

1071
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,200
I hope wasn't it?

1072
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:44,000
It's Denny's, but like for some reason it's like a PVP enabled zone.

1073
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,840
It's like Super Smash Brothers Melee, but also a restaurant.

1074
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:48,840
Yeah.

1075
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,840
I really, before we go to the in-laws next week, I got to get a 2am Denny's chip.

1076
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:58,160
Finding out that that Denny's is open past 12am again is like an insane, it's just, oh

1077
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,160
my gosh.

1078
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,840
They put actual meth in those pancakes.

1079
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:07,320
I'm getting the cinnamon bun pancake with my all American slam.

1080
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,320
Hell yeah.

1081
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:13,560
Anyway, it's LV47, changed your profile pic.

1082
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,520
$2, thank you very much.

1083
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,240
But can Gilman beat Balthazar Gilt?

1084
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,240
No sir.

1085
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,240
Certainly not.

1086
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,840
He's turned the globe the moment he looks at him.

1087
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:25,280
What's that video with like the, how he like the, it's like the metal bands, like, and

1088
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:29,080
it's like something at Denny's and then people just on a mini mosh pit.

1089
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,840
Oh, it's a classic video, classic.

1090
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:37,640
Gilt's turning Ultramar into a lead statue.

1091
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:38,960
Oh man.

1092
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:44,720
We should, there's like a, there's a concept there, something like how, I don't know if

1093
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:51,400
this could be a video or something like 40k versions of fantasy characters, like scale

1094
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,120
their power up to be in 40k.

1095
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,120
That could be interesting.

1096
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,120
You don't even need to do it with Gilt.

1097
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,120
Yeah, I know.

1098
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,440
But Gilt's metal has a skill where he touches something made of metal and knows everything

1099
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,120
about it and how to make it.

1100
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,640
Gilt touches a Necron and he's unstoppable.

1101
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:05,640
Damn.

1102
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:06,640
Epic.

1103
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,840
He just like stares Pateraba in the eyes and goes, bitch.

1104
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,280
That's a good idea.

1105
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,640
Come on, Bernie.

1106
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,800
Brian F. Denny's is not trash.

1107
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:16,800
Denny's is great.

1108
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,040
It is trash, but it's not trash.

1109
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,560
Yeah, it's trash anytime before midnight.

1110
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:24,640
Oh yeah, but if you go after midnight, it's heaven.

1111
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,640
It's so good.

1112
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:26,640
Oh my gosh.

1113
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:27,640
But, uh, Ultramarine.

1114
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,640
Almost done.

1115
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:35,160
We're trying to get through this.

1116
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:36,160
I love it.

1117
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:37,160
Country V.

1118
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,560
This hasn't been the first time we've gone on a breakfast tangent.

1119
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,560
Come on.

1120
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,360
My buddy ordered a blue steak at Denny's.

1121
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:43,360
Can you believe that?

1122
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:44,360
What's wrong with it?

1123
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,640
Like, yeah, it was actually good too.

1124
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,640
I couldn't believe it.

1125
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,360
That just sounds like asking for food poisoning to me.

1126
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaking of blue things, the Ultramarine.

1127
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,360
Sorry.

1128
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,520
I'm having fun building my freaking pen and pen engine over here.

1129
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:04,720
It is, uh, at some point the Ultramarines, uh, got a bit of a boost in Marines when,

1130
00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:13,560
uh, the two, uh, space Marine Legions who did a big no-no, uh, were, had their Primarchs

1131
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:18,360
expunged, gone.

1132
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,320
What Legions are you talking about, Colin?

1133
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,960
There were only ever 18 Legions and 18 Primarchs.

1134
00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:25,440
That's right.

1135
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:31,680
The, uh, the, it's the hypothetical, purely hypothetical second and, uh, 11th Legions

1136
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,000
that definitely never existed.

1137
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Ignore the fact that, you know, the numbers two and 11 were just skipped right over.

1138
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Nope.

1139
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Uh, these, these theoretical Marines theoretically became part of the Ultramarines or at least

1140
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:48,360
most of them did, uh, theoretically.

1141
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:53,120
And uh, practically they, practically theoretically.

1142
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:57,880
Um, theoretical, this happened practical.

1143
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,880
Shut up.

1144
00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,880
Shut up about it.

1145
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:00,880
Shut up.

1146
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:01,880
Ignore the sins of the killers.

1147
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:02,880
Shut up.

1148
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:07,440
And, uh, theoretically, Gilliman himself had a hand in the memories being erased of the

1149
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,440
event.

1150
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:12,840
Him and, him and Dorne were, I believe the two most involved in this.

1151
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:20,760
Uh, so there's some black marks and then the, the worst sin, you know, I'll say it, the

1152
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,960
burning of monarchy, uh, Gilliman, why'd you do that?

1153
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,560
But, uh, Calphe was an act of self-defense.

1154
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,560
Okay.

1155
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,560
Also incorrect.

1156
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,560
Uh, Lorgers, Shining City.

1157
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:37,640
There's just, there's hair in my mouth.

1158
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,800
Uh, beautiful place.

1159
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:43,480
Worship of the emperor all over.

1160
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,060
Ultramarines burned it to the ground.

1161
00:56:45,060 --> 00:56:50,960
To be fair, they did evacuate everyone who would listen to them first.

1162
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:51,960
Yeah.

1163
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:56,200
Wasn't there like even a bit in one of the stories where like there's an Ultramarine

1164
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:59,080
standing next to like an old woman who says like, I live here.

1165
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,960
And he's like, please leave.

1166
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,960
Just go.

1167
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,960
Please.

1168
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:03,960
Please.

1169
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,720
We don't want to do this, but we will like, we're getting the bolters.

1170
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:07,720
They are coming here.

1171
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,720
Like go away.

1172
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:10,720
We're going to blow up the city.

1173
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,760
The ships are in orbit.

1174
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:13,760
Please leave.

1175
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,520
We're going to blow you up with it.

1176
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:21,760
Which is, you know, the nicest you can make raising a city to the ground.

1177
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:26,320
Uh, but thousands upon thousands still died.

1178
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:32,720
Monarchia is past tense after this and, uh, the emperor, Forrest Lorgar and his whole

1179
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:40,000
Legion of Neil for him and Gilliman, which, uh, you know, Gilliman for his part, didn't

1180
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,600
question it, but you know, he talked to some of his officers.

1181
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:47,160
He was close to like, I, I don't think I did the right thing.

1182
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,280
I, this, this did not feel good.

1183
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:58,880
This uh, and, uh, so with that, you know, once that's done, you know, Gilliman is a

1184
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:03,760
little shaken by it, but in terms of, you know, forming his duty, he kept going about

1185
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:09,880
the great crusade, did feel bad about Lorgar, wanted to somehow make, uh, you know, uh,

1186
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:14,720
reparations, you know, come a little bit closer with his brother again, which is why,

1187
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,640
like, wasn't it like 80 years later?

1188
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:20,600
Like wasn't Monarchia like 80 years or something for the horse?

1189
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:21,600
It was a while.

1190
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:22,600
It was a while.

1191
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,600
It was at least over 50.

1192
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,080
It was a good few decades.

1193
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:29,720
Was it 20 years that the world, the word bearers were sneakily speaking?

1194
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:31,720
50 years, 50 years.

1195
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:34,160
The following chaos, don't tell anyone.

1196
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:35,160
Yeah.

1197
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,840
Oh, well chaos.

1198
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:42,320
So during that time, you know, Gilliman kept at it, you know, adding worlds diplomatically,

1199
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:48,160
sometimes not so diplomatically, ultramarines performing their duty as well as anyone else.

1200
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:51,400
When Gilliman, you know, and this will be kind of the ending point because it's about

1201
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:57,240
to get into the Horus heresy as a certain things are happening across the galaxy.

1202
00:58:57,240 --> 00:59:04,920
Gilliman, you know, he doesn't know Lorgar's involved yet, you know, so Gilliman invites

1203
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:10,320
Lorgar on the cusp of the Horus heresy to help them cleanse some orcs from a world.

1204
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:14,200
He's like, you know what, this will be a good brotherly bonding exercise.

1205
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,480
He's just like, we're going to kill someone.

1206
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:18,480
You love killing orcs.

1207
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,480
We all love killing.

1208
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,480
Come on.

1209
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:21,480
It's fun.

1210
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,480
It's equivalent of going fishing.

1211
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:29,080
At this point in the Imperium's history, that's about as brotherly something you can do between

1212
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,080
the legions.

1213
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,080
Like there's no humans.

1214
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,800
Lorgar doesn't need to worry about converting them.

1215
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,200
He doesn't need to worry about casualties.

1216
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,200
There are orcs.

1217
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:40,960
I've got to admit, it would be exceptional if I went fishing and one time I caught something

1218
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,520
and I pulled it out and then you just start going, whoa, this is amazing.

1219
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:45,520
Scary.

1220
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:50,040
I love the idea of like, they think of like, we should hang out and like bond.

1221
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,280
And they're like, yeah, what do you think?

1222
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:53,280
We should do something different.

1223
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,760
And then like, there's a long pause.

1224
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,760
They're like, Denny's?

1225
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:58,760
Want to go Critea again?

1226
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:00,760
Like there's nothing else to do.

1227
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:04,520
We also have a donation up here, fellas.

1228
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:06,000
Main event, Virgil again.

1229
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,000
Thank you very much.

1230
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Thank you brother.

1231
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000
Genuine question.

1232
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,880
Would you ever do streams where you're just chilling and talking more casually, feeling

1233
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,120
bad for Colin having to power through this?

1234
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:16,520
We all very much.

1235
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:17,520
This is great.

1236
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:20,520
There's been a lot of donations as well.

1237
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:23,600
I think our Wednesday streams are kind of like that.

1238
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,600
But we're going to do more.

1239
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,880
We'll probably have something like that one of these days, I'm sure.

1240
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:33,960
So order prints, open strong with Lorgar Gha'ul he deserved.

1241
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:37,800
And then follow up with I would be on Erebus's side.

1242
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:43,560
What a rapid like, one of those Metro notes.

1243
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,840
Lorgar has one fan.

1244
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:53,960
I hope he dies.

1245
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:59,120
As the Great Crusade is now coming to a close and the heresy begins, unfortunately for

1246
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:06,240
Gilliman, he was not aware that by this point, Lorgar had a fully switched sides.

1247
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,920
And he revealed it with the betrayal at Calth.

1248
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,960
He drank the ruinous Kool-Aid.

1249
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:17,320
A whole lot of Smurfs died.

1250
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:18,320
Yeah.

1251
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:25,280
How about we'll stop it there for the Smurfs because that's the heresy.

1252
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:30,000
We can, this is kind of where the Ultramarines start their heresy, getting gut punched by

1253
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Lorgar.

1254
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:35,400
Losing like a hundred thousand men and still being like, we still got large.

1255
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,400
We're still the largest.

1256
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:42,480
But not for me.

1257
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:46,200
That's where we learned that the war born were always angry because Gilliman himself has

1258
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,400
a bit of a temper.

1259
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,800
But we'll get to that when we get to that.

1260
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:54,080
Do you think, just finishing on Ultramarine, they do have some, is it called the, they

1261
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,840
had to have a subset within them.

1262
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,320
I don't know if they're still called the war born, but like they have a grouping that are

1263
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:05,880
filled with like the more, I don't know how to say that, more warlike versions of them.

1264
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:10,360
Like Gilliman divided the Legion into ways in which those are the same temperament were

1265
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,360
together.

1266
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,360
Yeah.

1267
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,660
They did have the Nemesis company, which became the Nemesis chapter.

1268
01:02:15,660 --> 01:02:20,200
And then they had things like the Aurorans who they fought during Calth and they were

1269
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,160
known as, Oh, the civilians saw them.

1270
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:27,000
There was like an Aurora in the sky and they were like, that's some cool imagery.

1271
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,120
Writing that down.

1272
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,920
And they had like some bespoke ones where they were like, these are the psychopaths.

1273
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,580
We'll put them together.

1274
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:35,880
These guys are really bad at, you know, social gatherings.

1275
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,520
We'll put them in a company.

1276
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,120
And they did like go on to usually make their own chapter.

1277
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:48,240
You can be cohesive as long as you're surrounded by like minded individuals.

1278
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:53,240
The Legion kind of did that, like the Imperial Fist, all the ones who were just marshal,

1279
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:57,840
and join the black Templars.

1280
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:58,840
The Templar.

1281
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:03,960
And with the introduction of second and 11th Legion, I have the idea of like Gilliman being

1282
01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,120
like, hello there son, what's your name?

1283
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:11,080
He's like, you're not one of mine, but you're in a different company.

1284
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:15,640
If the name doesn't sound Greco-Roman, you get put in another company.

1285
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:16,880
Yeah, exactly.

1286
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:17,880
What's your name?

1287
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:22,360
You are in the, I don't know, 112th company.

1288
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:24,160
My name is Steve Viniers.

1289
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,960
You're not pulling anyone get out of there.

1290
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:26,960
Leave.

1291
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:30,320
C-47 says put all the Primarchs in Waffle House.

1292
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,320
What happens?

1293
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:35,000
They're getting the shit kicked out of them by a line cook.

1294
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,840
Guy who will literally, his two feet will leave the floor and he will fly over the front

1295
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:40,840
desk.

1296
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:41,840
Immediately.

1297
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:46,160
Cato Sicari is stomping that towel.

1298
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,160
Come on, man.

1299
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,240
You wouldn't hurt a Defensive Stimulant, would you?

1300
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,240
Yes.

1301
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:55,440
That would just happen every night in the Waffle House.

1302
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:56,440
Stomp.

1303
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:59,160
That was the 13th Legion though.

1304
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:02,440
Andy, who's our next boys?

1305
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:07,240
Okay, so we're already an hour of the way through, so I don't think we'll be here too

1306
01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:08,960
long with the next two.

1307
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:13,840
Unlike the Ultramanians, I think it's a bit more straightforward in a lot of ways, but

1308
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:19,360
the 14th Legion are the guys who would one day be known as the Death Guard, but during

1309
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:25,040
the Unification Wars, they were known as the Dusk Raiders of Terror, and they were recruited

1310
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,440
from the old war clans of Albia.

1311
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:32,960
So basically, Terran Death Guard were Brits, basically.

1312
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,460
British.

1313
01:04:34,460 --> 01:04:40,720
You go out to a Death Guard and say, excuse me, I'm ready.

1314
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:48,080
They also took a lot of Albion recruits for use in the Night Lords and the Iron Warriors,

1315
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:51,280
but that was before the Night Lords were cringe and they were full of Nostramans, so we're

1316
01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:53,000
not copping to that.

1317
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:59,720
And all the cool members who were Terran in the Iron Hands died at Istvan V, so no more

1318
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:00,720
Brits.

1319
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:01,720
Shout out to my Tasty Boys.

1320
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:02,720
Yeah, exactly.

1321
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:07,280
You could have made a Dental Hygiene...

1322
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,280
Oh well.

1323
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,280
Dental.

1324
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,360
I got it right, Chief, it's fine.

1325
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:17,100
They were known, but the aspirants of old Albia were really well known as the inventors

1326
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:20,720
of the proto-Dreadnoughts, known as Ironside Soldiers.

1327
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:23,880
So we can thank them for Dreadnoughts, basically.

1328
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,640
And the Emperor highly valued their courage and tenacity in battle.

1329
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:35,000
And during the Unification Wars, he was fighting the warlords of Albia who'd killed, I think

1330
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:39,560
the Dreadnoughts, the Something King, it's like the... not the Nameless King, that's

1331
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,360
Dark Souls, but a Something King that was like a big tyrant.

1332
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:43,960
They usurped him.

1333
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,560
And then the Emperor's fighting these guys and he goes, you know what, this is a lot

1334
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,560
of work.

1335
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,100
I'm going to try peace.

1336
01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:54,360
So he basically said, hey guys, you're really annoying to fight because you're always just

1337
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:59,520
like meat grinding against my Thunder Legion and that's really bad for me.

1338
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,520
How about...

1339
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:03,360
And he goes to their parliament.

1340
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,560
He goes to their parliamentary walk...

1341
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:10,680
He goes to the Tower of London and he goes, all right guys, you're really annoying, but

1342
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,520
I'm going to do this thing called the Great Crusade.

1343
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:14,100
It's going to be really neat.

1344
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,760
If you join me, we'll split like the winnings.

1345
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:19,000
And they went, all right.

1346
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,520
And so they joined, you know, they just joined from there.

1347
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,960
Good thing they weren't fighting the Nameless King.

1348
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:28,360
Jagged I wouldn't have gotten the chance to kill Lord, to kill Mortarion.

1349
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,360
Exactly.

1350
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:35,240
But yeah, so even at this point, the 14th Legion were characterized as heavy infantry

1351
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:36,240
specialists.

1352
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:39,440
They were really disciplined, very stoic.

1353
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:44,520
And even the Iron Hands Primarch Ferris Manus said, if ever I was to fight one of the other

1354
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,320
legions, I don't want to fight the Death Guard.

1355
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:50,480
He was just like, they're just, well, at this point the Dusk Raiders, he was like, they're

1356
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:54,480
just so annoying because you could just shoot them and they don't fall back and they just

1357
01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,480
take it on the chin.

1358
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:59,680
Like, didn't feel it, it's like your face is missing, it's like, no, I'm fine.

1359
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:00,760
And they won't fall back.

1360
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:01,760
They just step.

1361
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,360
Tis but a flesh wound.

1362
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,840
Yeah, they are the Black Knight from Monty Python.

1363
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,200
So your arm's missing.

1364
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,200
No, it isn't.

1365
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,920
That's the Dusk Raiders.

1366
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:16,420
They were unwilling to ever surrender territory when they were deployed into defensive positions.

1367
01:07:16,420 --> 01:07:22,120
They wore unadorned gray armor without any adornments apart from they like to paint their

1368
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:28,560
right arm plating like dried blood red because they were known as the red right hand of the

1369
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:30,080
Emperor.

1370
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:35,400
And they also had a tendency to attack just as Knight was setting in.

1371
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:39,880
So as defenders during unification wars were going to beddy-bys, got their little plushies

1372
01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:44,560
and oh, Knight, Barbar, Barbaray, I don't know, Barbarian.

1373
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,400
Good night, Krug, good night.

1374
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,920
And then all of a sudden you just hear like footsteps, say, what is that?

1375
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:54,960
And you look on the horizon and the Dusk Raiders are just stomping forward.

1376
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:58,760
Because they weren't Barbarian yet, they were actually very honorable.

1377
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:00,920
If you surrendered, they wouldn't shoot you in the face.

1378
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,760
They'd be like, oh, actually, surrender.

1379
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:04,760
It's pretty neat.

1380
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,120
I don't have to waste ammunition.

1381
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,120
Go for it, mate.

1382
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:11,120
That British man is coming in.

1383
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,080
They always abided by cues.

1384
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,080
They were always polite.

1385
01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:18,920
It's not the English Civil War in the background.

1386
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,560
But they did hate mutations.

1387
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:23,920
They did have psychers at this point, but they didn't like mutants.

1388
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:28,720
They were like, icky, kill them.

1389
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:32,480
So they also had pretty good gene seed.

1390
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:36,880
As sons of Mortarion, they were very good at resisting poisons and mutations because

1391
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,600
their bodies were adapted to be like, cringe.

1392
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,680
They just repelled it.

1393
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:45,880
So for eight decades, the Dusk Raiders are waging war during the Great Crusade after

1394
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,320
the Unification Wars.

1395
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:54,600
And they're eventually reunited with Mortarion on the planet of Barbarus.

1396
01:08:54,600 --> 01:09:00,240
And this is one of those occasions where having a Primarch for your Legion wasn't a good thing.

1397
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:04,400
Gilliman, as the previous example, they went, oh, war born.

1398
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,960
Oh, these guys are pretty cool.

1399
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:06,960
I know where to use them.

1400
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:10,840
By the way, lads, I've got 500 planets under my control.

1401
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,000
I have an empire within an empire.

1402
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,560
Mine's bigger than Dawn's, but it's smaller than dad's.

1403
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:21,320
So you're like, okay, he's got a good amount of, you know, he's got a pretty big empire,

1404
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,920
if you know what I mean.

1405
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:26,640
And he's not shy about showing it off.

1406
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,360
So that's a good thing.

1407
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:29,720
That's a good thing with Gilliman.

1408
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:32,240
Regal Dawn, again, he had an empire.

1409
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,240
Very good.

1410
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,360
Dad, look at my massive spaceship.

1411
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:36,360
This big.

1412
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:37,360
Oh, that's good.

1413
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,360
Yeah.

1414
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:39,360
Phalanx.

1415
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,360
Very big spaceship.

1416
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:41,360
Yeah.

1417
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:42,360
Phalanx.

1418
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,640
Similar to the word phallus.

1419
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,920
Coincidence?

1420
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:47,920
I think not.

1421
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:48,920
Anyway.

1422
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,920
Regal Dawn's got a hog confirmed.

1423
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,240
Yeah, he's got a hog and he calls it the wall.

1424
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:55,240
Anyway.

1425
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:56,240
Nice.

1426
01:09:56,240 --> 01:10:00,640
You will not get past the wall.

1427
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:01,760
Anyway.

1428
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:07,680
So basically, when the Dusk Raiders met Mortarion, it wasn't a very happy occasion.

1429
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:11,640
Everyone who meets their Primarch has an okay time, unless you're the world eaters, where

1430
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:14,480
it's like, hi, dad, he just flings you around the room.

1431
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:15,480
Oh, why?

1432
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:20,880
But Mortarion, they were like, he's this tall kind of a rose.

1433
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,800
It's gonna be a bit weird.

1434
01:10:23,800 --> 01:10:24,800
He stinks, man.

1435
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:25,800
He stinks even now.

1436
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:26,800
And he's kind of depressing.

1437
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,160
It's like, oh, dad, what are you known for?

1438
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:34,500
And he's like, oh, I was like, I was Rapunzel in a tower from my childhood.

1439
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:38,760
And then I lived on a stinky poison planet and I had to fight zombies.

1440
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:40,440
And I have daddy issues.

1441
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:41,860
Like, great.

1442
01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:48,640
So the Death Guard are now formed, named after the company that Mortarion used to liberate

1443
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:52,560
Barbarus, which he didn't, he did a half job.

1444
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,360
He didn't kill his dad.

1445
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,480
Rookie skill issue.

1446
01:10:56,480 --> 01:11:00,720
You're not true, like, you know, emancipate your home world if you don't kill your dad.

1447
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:01,720
That's just basic.

1448
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:02,720
Emperor did it.

1449
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,480
Loads of people did it.

1450
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:06,480
It's in.

1451
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:07,480
I mean, Jagatai didn't do it.

1452
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:08,480
It's his dad, but he did it.

1453
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,760
It's the guy who killed his dad, so it's better.

1454
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:15,160
But anyway, the point is Death Guard are now a thing.

1455
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:21,360
And they're basically saying Terran's a cringe, all this honor, all this stasis.

1456
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,360
That's rubbish.

1457
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,480
Let's just recruit only from Barbarus.

1458
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:26,640
And we'll start to do things a bit differently.

1459
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:31,880
Like, because Mortarion's whole thing was, I'm going to emancipate the galaxy.

1460
01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:37,000
And if you don't agree that I'm freeing you, I'm going to cut your head off with my big

1461
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,040
war scythe because obviously you're the tyrant.

1462
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:47,280
So at this point, the Terran start to die out as war wages on.

1463
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:48,280
There's more Barbarans.

1464
01:11:48,280 --> 01:11:51,480
They're starting to, the pendulum swing, you know, the balance of the scale is going like

1465
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:52,920
this.

1466
01:11:52,920 --> 01:12:01,080
And they start using things like viral contagions and nuclear warheads.

1467
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:06,640
And anything that just gets the job done a bit quicker, because don't get me wrong, it's

1468
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:07,640
just a prank, bro.

1469
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:08,640
It's just a nuke, bro.

1470
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:12,600
And it's like, not being funny, they were like, oh, librarians, we're getting rid of

1471
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:13,600
them.

1472
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,240
Oh, Terran chivalry, like huskars and stuff.

1473
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:17,240
That's cringe.

1474
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:18,240
That's bad.

1475
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:22,360
We're going to keep the stubborn defiance, but we're going to add war crimes so that

1476
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:23,360
it kind of helps.

1477
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:25,800
Like, we can make a big wall against our enemy.

1478
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,660
We can be shot at and don't care.

1479
01:12:27,660 --> 01:12:32,440
And then we'll just say, blow them up from space, please.

1480
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:34,440
Excellent next fight.

1481
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:36,440
And for the rest of the...

1482
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:45,360
My favorite part was the fact that Mortarion says, listen, when we find an enemy that we

1483
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:51,080
will struggle to beat, we're going to now strap engines to meteorites and use them as

1484
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:53,400
shields, and then just launch them at the planets.

1485
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:57,920
Despite, even if it works or not.

1486
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:03,280
And the interesting thing about the Death Guard, though, the barbarians, is they had

1487
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:04,520
like...

1488
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:06,680
They saw Mortarion as the business.

1489
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:10,840
They were like, dad is the coolest guy ever.

1490
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:18,080
They had like a messianic complex of like, Mortarion, he dealt with so much and he's

1491
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:19,440
so cool.

1492
01:13:19,440 --> 01:13:22,920
And I love nuclear warheads and Phosbeks.

1493
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:25,480
So I think he's the bee's knees.

1494
01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:28,400
So they all became kind of like yes men.

1495
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,640
And they basically just fought, our Primarch can do no wrong.

1496
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:36,280
We're going to defend his use of like war crimes.

1497
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:37,840
It's fine.

1498
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:42,080
And the Terrans, again, they start dwindling and dwindling and dwindling.

1499
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:45,560
And for the remainder of the Great Crusade, that's all they're really noted for.

1500
01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:48,400
They get rid of the psychers.

1501
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:52,360
They're present during the Council of Nikea, which I'll mention in the next segment, where

1502
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,280
Mortarion, he was raised by necromancers.

1503
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,840
He hated psychers.

1504
01:13:56,840 --> 01:14:00,760
He hated anyone who had like mystic power.

1505
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:06,720
And the Death Guard hated, the Dusk Raiders hated mutants, but they abided psychers.

1506
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:08,000
They're useful.

1507
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,480
Mortarion, no.

1508
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,440
Mutations, that includes psychers.

1509
01:14:11,440 --> 01:14:13,040
Get rid of them all.

1510
01:14:13,040 --> 01:14:18,520
And I think because of the fact that they also, they never really adapted their combat

1511
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:19,520
doctrines.

1512
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:23,680
They kind of kept simple, kind of like the Iron Warriors, they never really got respect

1513
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:25,180
from their peers.

1514
01:14:25,180 --> 01:14:26,360
They weren't the ultramarines.

1515
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:27,360
They weren't the Sons of Horus.

1516
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:30,160
They weren't as cool as the White Scarf one is.

1517
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:33,760
And it's like, oh, is anyone's favorite legion the Death Guard?

1518
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:39,920
And the appearance is kind of like, like if you had like a baseball card collection of

1519
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:45,360
Primarchs and you like getting the holograms, you'd be like, oh, give me a Gilliman, give

1520
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:46,360
me a Gilliman.

1521
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:47,360
Oh, Dawn, that's fine.

1522
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:50,920
You get Mortarion, like, you're never going to use it.

1523
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:55,880
They were accused of like, they fought in a certain way to prove a point rather than

1524
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:59,400
this is the best way to achieve victory.

1525
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:05,120
Because like when they, to the Death Guard, they were like, a Pyrrhic victory, even if

1526
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,080
it's like, we didn't need a Pyrrhic victory, you didn't need to do it that far.

1527
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:10,760
They were like, man, what do you mean?

1528
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,480
I've just got a victory.

1529
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:13,720
Why are you not praising me?

1530
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:19,000
And you're like, you look behind you and the entire like, Jeden house is burning and then

1531
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:21,400
smells like chemicals and crap.

1532
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,320
What do you mean I didn't do good?

1533
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:26,120
Yeah, so they're like, what do you mean?

1534
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:30,700
We literally just won and you're like, yeah, but if you took like an extra two months,

1535
01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:34,200
you could have kept all that infrastructure intact, but you didn't.

1536
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,200
Yeah.

1537
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:41,200
It's like, imagine calling an exterminator to get rid of like, infection of rats in your

1538
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:42,600
house and you go, that's really annoying.

1539
01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,400
I'll call the Death Guard.

1540
01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,040
And they're like, all right, give us a few days and come back.

1541
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:50,400
And you come back and like the house on fire, there's a hole in the wall.

1542
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:53,560
Your car isn't like, there's just like a tire of your car.

1543
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,200
All the flower beds are just dead.

1544
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:57,480
They're like, right, we got rid of the rats.

1545
01:15:57,480 --> 01:16:00,560
It's like, all right, I'm not paying you.

1546
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,520
So why are you not paying me?

1547
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:03,800
Look at my house.

1548
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,900
It's like, you paid us to get rid of the rats.

1549
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:11,180
But my house, and that was kind of their modus operandi, it was victory at any cost.

1550
01:16:11,180 --> 01:16:13,760
We don't really care about.

1551
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,640
They never went to the second part, which is after you win the battle, which is you

1552
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,640
build civilization.

1553
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,880
They never did that part ever.

1554
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:21,880
No.

1555
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:23,200
Which other legions would have done.

1556
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,300
So the Death Guard were like, what do you mean?

1557
01:16:25,300 --> 01:16:27,560
We did like everything we were meant to do.

1558
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:29,960
And you're like, yeah, yeah.

1559
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:32,720
But other people are doing it better than you.

1560
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:37,520
Yeah, even the Iron Warriors had like some culture.

1561
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:42,240
And the Iron Hands, they'd be like, oh, I guess if we have to like, oh, I guess we need

1562
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:43,240
to install a government.

1563
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,240
Oh, it's so annoying.

1564
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,280
I just want to go punch someone in the face.

1565
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:48,360
Okay, guys, but we got to do it.

1566
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:49,360
Death Guard, they didn't stop.

1567
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:51,760
They were just like, battle to battle to battle.

1568
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:53,440
And they would just be like, right, everyone's dead.

1569
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:54,440
We're moving on.

1570
01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:55,440
And they didn't care about upkeep.

1571
01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:59,960
We should have mentioned earlier, the Iron Hands had a contingent of thousand suns and

1572
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:04,280
ultramarines with them for most times, who actually probably helped them do all that

1573
01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:06,440
annoying politics stuff.

1574
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:12,320
Yeah, like other legions figured out like, oh, we're not good at this.

1575
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:14,280
Death Guard, no, I'll do it myself.

1576
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,600
You know, it's like that scene in Scary Movie of the guy.

1577
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,600
It's like, I can do it myself.

1578
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,600
Okay.

1579
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:26,400
They had some traditions, like the drinking of the poison.

1580
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:31,840
Yeah, they whenever Mortarion, whenever the Death Guard won a campaign, Mortarion would

1581
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:38,240
invite a particularly crucial officer or soldier who did like an amazing act of gallantry and

1582
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:41,360
be like, all right, mate, we're getting out the nice cups.

1583
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:44,760
We're going to put some poison in and we're going to toast our victory.

1584
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:47,520
And it was the test of like, you drink it and you go, oh, it's horrid.

1585
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:48,560
And Mortarion's a Primark.

1586
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:49,560
He doesn't care.

1587
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:52,680
But the Astartes are like, yeah, it was like next day.

1588
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,560
It's like, oh, brother Greg, how you feeling?

1589
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:56,480
He's like, I think I've got a sore throat.

1590
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:58,360
It's like, yeah, you did drop.

1591
01:17:58,360 --> 01:18:01,280
You did like to draft all like Mortarion again.

1592
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:05,360
Yeah, you're doing poison fireball with Mortarion.

1593
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,720
But that's kind of all I wanted to say about the Death Guard.

1594
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:14,400
They were just characterized as pretty brutal, unremittingly violent in a kind of stoic kind

1595
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:15,400
of way.

1596
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:17,960
They had some honor at the start when they were the Dusk Raiders, when they were Terrans,

1597
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,360
when they were British, it was fine.

1598
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:22,320
And then they became barbarans.

1599
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:26,480
And then it was like, oh, war crimes.

1600
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:29,680
We say how they point as we adopted the scythe as a weapon.

1601
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,680
It's so impractical.

1602
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,560
They were like, oh, my ascetic brother.

1603
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:36,160
It is cool.

1604
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:37,160
Yeah.

1605
01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,600
Not being funny, but silence is like one of the coolest Primark weapons.

1606
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:41,520
It's just, yeah, it's just right.

1607
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,440
And now it just smells like diarrhea, though.

1608
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,520
And it's long.

1609
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:55,200
The poison damage is the diarrhea smell you have to be sure while it's being next to it.

1610
01:18:55,200 --> 01:19:03,280
But other than that, the other legion to talk about is I believe you're a fan of this legion,

1611
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,360
aren't you, a little bit Hal?

1612
01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:12,800
Mycopium, Magnus the Red can sit in a fire hydrant and make it disappear.

1613
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:13,800
Am I right in thinking these?

1614
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,800
Who's your favorite legion, Hal?

1615
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:19,320
No, no, hang on, hang on.

1616
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:21,920
It is Thousand Suns, Pre-fall of Prospero.

1617
01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:22,920
What do you mean by that?

1618
01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:27,560
You know exactly what I said.

1619
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,960
You know exactly what I said.

1620
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:32,040
Eye contact, one drop.

1621
01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:33,040
What?

1622
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:36,040
He's magic, though, don't worry about it.

1623
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:37,040
He's magic.

1624
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:38,040
He makes it disappear.

1625
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:39,040
It's in the...

1626
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,800
A bunny will come out.

1627
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:48,280
But the Thousand Suns, they were recruited from the Archimenaid Empire during the Unification

1628
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:49,280
Wars.

1629
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:54,400
And then, apparently, this empire of humanity wasn't at war with the Emperor.

1630
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:57,600
They were one of the first who was just like, daddy, chill.

1631
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:00,200
And they were just like, no, we're not going to resist.

1632
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,200
It's not going to hurt us.

1633
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:10,400
They're making like Zoroastrians, not literally, but as in like a Warhammer copy and pasted

1634
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,400
version of...

1635
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:16,760
I don't know if Colin, you know what Zoroastrianism is.

1636
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:19,560
Just a brief exposures for people.

1637
01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:21,520
I mean, very brief.

1638
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:22,520
I know.

1639
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:23,520
Yeah.

1640
01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:26,680
I'll poke our history boy here.

1641
01:20:26,680 --> 01:20:27,680
It's just like...

1642
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:32,600
In the areas like Persia at the time.

1643
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:37,640
And it was popular with some Eastern Roman Empire soldiers at the time.

1644
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:40,240
It's been a while since I've read much of this.

1645
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,240
Hell, I'm afraid.

1646
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:43,280
I do not have much.

1647
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,920
They worship in front of fire.

1648
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:46,920
As in like fire is where...

1649
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:52,560
I can't remember if it's like if God or Zoroaster views stuff.

1650
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:53,560
It's like a portal.

1651
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:54,560
Fire is like a portal.

1652
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:55,560
They don't worship fire.

1653
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,560
Fire is like in the presence of Zoroastrianism.

1654
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:04,160
Am I right in thinking Freddie Mercury's parents were Zoroastrians?

1655
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:05,160
Yes.

1656
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,160
Yeah.

1657
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:09,160
That's how most people remember it.

1658
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,640
Zoroastrians are the ones who...

1659
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:12,640
Not to go full on history.

1660
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,000
They're the ones I think he...

1661
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:21,920
Some of them are in the Bible because they looked after the Jews way, way back in history

1662
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:22,920
at some point.

1663
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:23,920
Is it Darius?

1664
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:24,920
King Darius or something?

1665
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:25,920
I don't know.

1666
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,920
I might be getting my history mixed up.

1667
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:28,920
Sounds neat.

1668
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:33,040
But if you look up Zoroastrianism, it is very like...

1669
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:34,680
Oh, is this like Christianity?

1670
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:38,080
It's quite similar to Christianity, but it's a lot older.

1671
01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:42,480
There's like concepts of like a god and then the devil like shaitan.

1672
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,480
Do they have...

1673
01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:46,480
Is it shaitan or...

1674
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:50,960
My knowledge of it is quite old at this point.

1675
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:51,960
Interesting.

1676
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:52,960
But they...

1677
01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:53,960
Yeah.

1678
01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:54,960
It's very...

1679
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:59,160
You might not go into their religious talk too much, but it very much is like, I feel

1680
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,480
like I've seen this before.

1681
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:01,480
Isn't it?

1682
01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:02,480
It feels quite similar to...

1683
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:03,480
Yeah.

1684
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:04,480
Very cool.

1685
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:05,480
Very cool.

1686
01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:06,480
But the...

1687
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:09,480
That's basically how it's got started.

1688
01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:10,480
Yeah.

1689
01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:17,240
The interesting thing about them was they took the most powerful psychically gifted

1690
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:24,320
aspirants from the Archimedes Empire and they train them beneath the Himalayan mountains

1691
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:28,040
in the secret gene labs where they grew the Primarchs.

1692
01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:34,480
And the emperor was like, okay, we want to make a super duper psychic core of Marines.

1693
01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:39,320
This is our premier wizard faction within the space Marines.

1694
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:41,840
And of course the...

1695
01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,840
The brothers have rejoked it.

1696
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,600
It was Ahura Mazda, I think is God.

1697
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:51,520
And then Ariman is the name of the devil, which obviously is...

1698
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:52,520
Interesting.

1699
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:56,560
All again.

1700
01:22:56,560 --> 01:23:00,400
This is where Ormuzd and Ariman, the twin brothers, were trained.

1701
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:01,520
Ormuzd.

1702
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:07,360
And so yeah, they were trained in the site by the emperor's people where the Primarchs

1703
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:09,320
were first Vat-grown.

1704
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:12,880
And eventually they got to be like a legion.

1705
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:16,600
The emperor started to deploy them kind of sparingly because the emperor saw the value

1706
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,160
of psychers.

1707
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:23,060
But in his mind really, which is where he would eventually end up, was he thought the

1708
01:23:23,060 --> 01:23:27,600
only people I can trust to use psychic powers are me and Malkador.

1709
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,280
Everyone else is susceptible to corruption.

1710
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:32,480
Everyone else is a bit of a worst...

1711
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:37,560
If you think of the Scoville scale of psychers, emperor is just like Ghost Pepper, just like,

1712
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:39,600
don't care, don't care.

1713
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,880
Malkador was like, it's got a bit of a heat to it.

1714
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,840
Whereas everyone else is like, ah, milk, milk.

1715
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:46,320
That's a way to think about it.

1716
01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:51,040
And to be fair, neither the emperor nor Malkador ever got corrupted by chaos.

1717
01:23:51,040 --> 01:23:54,480
So there is a bit of truth.

1718
01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:59,760
But then again, they were both perpetuals and Malkador possibly had a bit of help being

1719
01:23:59,760 --> 01:24:05,720
kind of like a conglomerate of several people in a weird clandestine order, which doesn't

1720
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:06,720
exist anymore.

1721
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:07,720
I don't know.

1722
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:11,160
It was a bit shifty.

1723
01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:14,120
But the main point was he went, okay, well, if we're going to use psychers, let's give

1724
01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:15,120
it a shot.

1725
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:17,200
We'll use the Thousand Sons.

1726
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:21,360
Because of the niche they were filling, there wasn't that many of them, which is why they

1727
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:26,920
were known as the Thousand Sons because the emperor was the one who named them.

1728
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:30,520
And they did pretty well, especially against techno barbarians.

1729
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:33,680
It's like, oh, they can't even get close.

1730
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:40,600
If you had the Thousand Sons to the size of the ultramarines, it would be a wipe.

1731
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:45,120
Super powerful Astarte psychers in those numbers would just destroy everything.

1732
01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:54,120
My favorite part is the fact that in the fall of Prospero, it took the entire legion of

1733
01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:59,160
the Space Wolves, Custodians, and Sisters of Scylla, the anti-psycho weapon, and they

1734
01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:04,200
still took ridiculous casualties against the Thousand Sons.

1735
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:09,000
If it's a straight out 1v1 of all legions, the Ultramarines would probably win because

1736
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,000
they got the numbers.

1737
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:13,240
But if it was a level playing field, it'd be like...

1738
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:20,880
If it's one legionary versus another, a Thousand Sons Psyche is way better than a Psyche of

1739
01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:23,880
any other legion.

1740
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:31,000
Even with the Battle of Prospero, when they realized they were using the Silent Sisterhood,

1741
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,760
they fell back and went, right, we're going to set up sniping positions and shoot them

1742
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:34,760
from range.

1743
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:36,760
We're going to do all these traps.

1744
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:37,760
They were like a Swiss army.

1745
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:41,680
And they ran with no helmets at them full power.

1746
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:42,680
Yeah.

1747
01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:46,200
And unleashed the wolf and just ate their faces.

1748
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:47,200
Oh no.

1749
01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,960
You can't beat feral Space Marines.

1750
01:25:49,960 --> 01:25:54,920
These poor tetanobarbarians are being inverted anus first and having their nerves stripped

1751
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:57,400
from the form code.

1752
01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:01,640
And it's worth remembering that it's also like, it's not just a case of psyches shoot lightning

1753
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:02,960
and fireballs.

1754
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:06,380
They had a cult that was experts of communication.

1755
01:26:06,380 --> 01:26:10,680
So they could telepathically communicate to thousands of men at once.

1756
01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:15,840
They had a cult eventually, which was a healing cult, where, oh, I've been shot in the arm.

1757
01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:21,560
And then brother Apophicus just kind of goes, watch this.

1758
01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:23,520
Hey, it's healed.

1759
01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:25,040
Hey, let's go drinking.

1760
01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:32,240
It was like, they were really, really good at healing, combat, fire, like, like, missile,

1761
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:36,480
magic missile, lightning, altering time.

1762
01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:39,880
If you were to have even Steven's legions, it would not be a contest.

1763
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:42,000
The Thousand Sons would be the most powerful.

1764
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:47,560
But the reason that you don't see more than a thousand of them, because there's a bit

1765
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,200
of a cost of being a psycho.

1766
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:51,560
We had to get nerfed, man.

1767
01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:55,320
Yeah, you had to put the patch in afterwards because it was a bit unbalanced.

1768
01:26:55,320 --> 01:26:59,040
And then games were actually went, that's a bit overpowered.

1769
01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:00,120
Okay.

1770
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:06,760
So as they embarked across the Great Crusade, their powers continued to grow.

1771
01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:12,040
And for, I believe it was about five years, everything's going great.

1772
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:16,160
They're winning over planets, not just through force, but they're also using their powers

1773
01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:19,840
as like, they're doing diplomacy, but they're also manipulating people's, they're doing

1774
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:24,680
like the Jedi mind tricks, like, you want to give over your entire population.

1775
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:28,200
I want to give my entire population to the Imperium.

1776
01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:29,640
That's what they did.

1777
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:35,580
But as their powers grew, something called the flesh change happened, which is basically

1778
01:27:35,580 --> 01:27:45,040
like a mutation that turns you into like an abomination is the best way to put it.

1779
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:52,240
Big spindly limbs, howling like a beast, multiple eyes, blood and viscera everywhere erupting

1780
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,240
from ceramite.

1781
01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:56,580
And you're going, that doesn't look good.

1782
01:27:56,580 --> 01:28:00,160
And even though they kept building their numbers, this was happening a lot.

1783
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:03,760
And the emperor went, ah, shit, the experiment's doomed.

1784
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:04,760
Oh no.

1785
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:11,120
Luckily though, the thousand suns eventually found a planet called Prospero.

1786
01:28:11,120 --> 01:28:14,280
And there was a guy on this planet called Magnus the Red.

1787
01:28:14,280 --> 01:28:20,320
And Magnus was actually communicating with the emperor since he was like a little Baba

1788
01:28:20,320 --> 01:28:22,720
through psychic projection.

1789
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:26,600
Because he was so powerful, he was actually communicating with the emperor the whole time.

1790
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:31,640
All the other, like, whilst the lion was eating raw meat in the jungles of Caliban, and Horace

1791
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:35,680
was getting really good at playing poker in the gang hives of Cephonia, and Gilman was

1792
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:40,200
learning how to like read every book in Ultramar and do governance.

1793
01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:42,200
Reading about what fun is.

1794
01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:43,200
Yeah.

1795
01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:47,880
And reading about the concept of fun on a mechanical level.

1796
01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:52,640
And Conrad Kers was crying and eating people.

1797
01:28:52,640 --> 01:28:55,200
Magnus was kind of having a chat with his dad.

1798
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:59,400
He was being mentored on how to hone his psychic potential, going for journeys through the

1799
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,800
great ocean, as he called it.

1800
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:03,440
Meanwhile, the emperor being like, right.

1801
01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:07,440
Kind of like that idea of, again, like the school kid being left at school, and the emperor

1802
01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:09,520
going like, all right, I'll see you in 17 years.

1803
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:10,520
Just like behave.

1804
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:13,120
I'll be keeping in contact.

1805
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:15,400
You're giving you like a phone call every few days.

1806
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:17,440
Don't go in the warp too deep.

1807
01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:18,920
It's a bit too small.

1808
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:24,040
It's like, you know, if you had like a big swimming pool and you left a kid at like a

1809
01:29:24,040 --> 01:29:25,360
hotel, bear with me.

1810
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:30,400
It's like an allegory.

1811
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:33,600
It's like, okay, you don't want to be swimming in the deep end.

1812
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:34,600
It's dangerous.

1813
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:39,680
I want you to like, you can go in the pool, but don't stay shallow end.

1814
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:40,680
Be careful.

1815
01:29:40,680 --> 01:29:42,880
Put your sunscreen on while it's warm.

1816
01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:45,680
I'll see you in a few years.

1817
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:53,720
And then dad eventually arrives at Prospero and 1000 Sons aren't looking too good.

1818
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:57,360
The emperor kind of just goes, what can I say?

1819
01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:58,840
We've had to call a lot of these guys.

1820
01:29:58,840 --> 01:30:01,240
They keep turning into these monster things.

1821
01:30:01,240 --> 01:30:02,240
All right.

1822
01:30:02,240 --> 01:30:03,240
Good luck.

1823
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:08,720
And for a while, the 1000 Sons are just left at Prospero whilst Magnus figures out what's

1824
01:30:08,720 --> 01:30:11,080
going wrong.

1825
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:15,160
And eventually Magnus thinks, I've got an idea.

1826
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:19,600
This obviously is some kind of warp derived infection or mutation.

1827
01:30:19,600 --> 01:30:23,000
I'll go into the great ocean and find an answer.

1828
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:27,760
And then he just happens to find this creature in there.

1829
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:29,760
And he's just like, oh, yeah, mate.

1830
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:30,760
You're right.

1831
01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:31,760
Yeah.

1832
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:32,760
I'm just chilling.

1833
01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:33,760
Just chilling in the great ocean.

1834
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:34,760
How are you doing?

1835
01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:35,760
Yeah.

1836
01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:37,680
Oh, your sons are in a lot of pain.

1837
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:39,520
That's a shame.

1838
01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:42,520
Maybe I can help you with that, Magnus.

1839
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:43,520
All right.

1840
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:44,520
What do you want?

1841
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:48,920
Can I have one of your eyes?

1842
01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:53,640
So then Magnus gouges out one of his eyes and gives it to the creature.

1843
01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,880
And the creature's like, all right, mate.

1844
01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:56,880
Cool.

1845
01:30:56,880 --> 01:30:57,880
Lovely.

1846
01:30:57,880 --> 01:30:58,880
Okay.

1847
01:30:58,880 --> 01:30:59,880
No more curse.

1848
01:30:59,880 --> 01:31:00,880
Jobs are good and cool.

1849
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:01,880
Dr. Crocodile's done deal apparently.

1850
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:02,880
All right there, mate.

1851
01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:03,880
Just give me your eye.

1852
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:04,880
Fix your legion.

1853
01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:05,880
All right.

1854
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:06,880
Yeah.

1855
01:31:06,880 --> 01:31:07,880
That's not an eye.

1856
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:08,880
That's an eye.

1857
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:09,880
That's an eye.

1858
01:31:09,880 --> 01:31:15,320
Oh, that's not a flesh kiss.

1859
01:31:15,320 --> 01:31:20,520
But basically we don't exactly know the details, but Magnus sacrificed his eye and something

1860
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:25,120
else maybe to cure his gene sons.

1861
01:31:25,120 --> 01:31:26,120
One of the...

1862
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:27,120
And he doesn't know.

1863
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:28,120
Arriman's brother.

1864
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:30,480
He sacrificed Arriman's twin brother.

1865
01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:31,480
Yeah.

1866
01:31:31,480 --> 01:31:33,120
Well, he'd already died, hadn't he?

1867
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:35,520
He was a captain in the thousand suns.

1868
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:37,320
Did he get the flesh change?

1869
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:38,320
He got the flesh change.

1870
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:39,320
He got the flesh change.

1871
01:31:39,320 --> 01:31:40,320
Yeah.

1872
01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:41,320
During their campaigning.

1873
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,320
Oh, he wasn't dead.

1874
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:43,320
But he was...

1875
01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:45,560
I think they cryopros a lot of them.

1876
01:31:45,560 --> 01:31:46,560
Yeah.

1877
01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:49,560
They were like, oh, we're about to...

1878
01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:52,880
My dude is literally like, he's bulging, but not in the way we like.

1879
01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:56,480
So his flesh is leaking out of his armor.

1880
01:31:56,480 --> 01:31:57,480
Oops.

1881
01:31:57,480 --> 01:31:59,760
So they went in, chucked him in cryo sleep.

1882
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:03,760
He's getting swole, but not in a cool Eli way.

1883
01:32:03,760 --> 01:32:05,760
Like a combination kind of way.

1884
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:10,840
My dude's a space marine and he should not have cankles, okay?

1885
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:13,280
That's not spray on bronze tan.

1886
01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:14,720
That's dry blood and viscera.

1887
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:15,720
This is not good.

1888
01:32:15,720 --> 01:32:20,400
Someone did ask, Jake Thornton asked, why didn't the thousand suns use the same protection

1889
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:23,400
from being mutators, the gray knights?

1890
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:27,760
Basically when they're in their tubes or when they were going gene seed stuff, there was

1891
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:35,360
a warp storm that like, surprisingly happened at the same time as when the thousand suns

1892
01:32:35,360 --> 01:32:37,040
were basically being turned into a legion.

1893
01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:41,720
It was most likely, or it was Zech who basically went, infection.

1894
01:32:41,720 --> 01:32:45,720
So the infection is within every single thousand sun.

1895
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:46,720
Yeah.

1896
01:32:46,720 --> 01:32:47,720
Yeah.

1897
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:51,920
There was like weird fun going on on Terra and the emperor was just kind of like, it's

1898
01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:52,920
probably nothing.

1899
01:32:52,920 --> 01:32:53,920
It's fine.

1900
01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:57,520
Weird stuff's going on.

1901
01:32:57,520 --> 01:33:04,560
But yeah, so Magnus makes this deal with this creature in the great ocean and doesn't read

1902
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:06,120
the fine print.

1903
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:12,080
And for a while, to be fair, things are actually not going too badly.

1904
01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:14,080
The thousand suns are like, oh, that's nice.

1905
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:16,520
We're not dying in droves from the flesh change.

1906
01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:17,520
Amazing.

1907
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:20,780
I guess we can do compliance with our brother legions.

1908
01:33:20,780 --> 01:33:25,440
They do this thing where they send like a detachment of like usually a captain of each

1909
01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:29,940
of the different cults to a different legion on secondment.

1910
01:33:29,940 --> 01:33:36,480
So like for example, I think it was, it might have been Phocis to cut, no, it was one of

1911
01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:43,080
the captains was sent to the emperor's children just to like, they wanted to accrue knowledge

1912
01:33:43,080 --> 01:33:45,920
so they could become one of their captains of each one.

1913
01:33:45,920 --> 01:33:50,360
I think Ahriman went to the iron warriors and they would learn something from their

1914
01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:54,520
brother legions, come back and go like, here's what I found out.

1915
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:59,680
One of the captains, the one who was sent to the emperor's children, he was quite beautiful.

1916
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:01,440
And so Fulgrim was like, you're pretty hot.

1917
01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:02,440
And he's like, cheers, bro.

1918
01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:07,520
And he gave him like a, like a, like a handwritten equivalent of like an oath of moment, like

1919
01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:08,720
a purity seal or something.

1920
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:12,920
And he always wore it because he was like, I don't want to brag, but the Phoenician thinks

1921
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:13,920
I'm pretty cool.

1922
01:34:13,920 --> 01:34:14,920
So yeah.

1923
01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:19,560
And they started, they started to get like quite well known and like the iron warriors

1924
01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:24,320
are like, you're kind of weird, but I respect that you can kill a lot of people pretty good.

1925
01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:28,240
And Ahriman's like, thanks, Forix.

1926
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:32,200
And again, like Magnus had a good relationship with Paderabo.

1927
01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:36,400
One wanted to learn the, the, the mysteries of Arcana.

1928
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:39,280
The other wanted to learn the mysteries of like the mechanical.

1929
01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:44,440
So they, they had like that kind of familiarity of like trying to uncover secrets and stuff.

1930
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:47,360
And for a while, it's going pretty well.

1931
01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:50,120
They're one of the smaller legions, but they're super powerful.

1932
01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:54,480
So whenever they go on, like, especially now with a Primarch, thousand suns land on your

1933
01:34:54,480 --> 01:34:56,040
planet, it's not going to take long.

1934
01:34:56,040 --> 01:35:02,360
But yeah, we're hurling meteors at you or manipulating your politicians to do as we

1935
01:35:02,360 --> 01:35:06,240
say, or we're healing your leprous children through acts of magic.

1936
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:09,680
And you're going, Oh, what can, whatever can we do to help?

1937
01:35:09,680 --> 01:35:12,680
Join the Imperium.

1938
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:24,120
However, after a few years, the thousand suns start to do some campaigns in the Aguru and

1939
01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:28,120
Arcreach cluster sectors of space.

1940
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,000
And they start to fight alongside the space wolves.

1941
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:33,440
And at the time they're actually going on, they're getting on quite well.

1942
01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:37,000
The space was actually quite like them for a little while.

1943
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:41,840
And after the Aguru campaigns done, the space wolves, it's like a small detachment of space

1944
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:46,760
was there and they say, ah, the Wolf King's doing a campaign in the Arcreach cluster with

1945
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:47,760
the word bearers.

1946
01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:48,760
You want to come and help out?

1947
01:35:48,760 --> 01:35:50,920
And they're like, I don't have plans.

1948
01:35:50,920 --> 01:35:52,680
So they go and help.

1949
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:55,280
And they go on this planet, compliance is kind of difficult.

1950
01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:58,960
It's two legions already there and it's kind of annoying.

1951
01:35:58,960 --> 01:36:04,160
And eventually they find this big repository, like a library of knowledge and thousand suns

1952
01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:05,160
being a bunch of book nerds.

1953
01:36:05,160 --> 01:36:07,760
They're like, I want to read some books.

1954
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:08,760
So they start to go, okay.

1955
01:36:08,760 --> 01:36:09,760
Let's abandon the fight.

1956
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:10,760
Let's go get the books.

1957
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:16,200
Well, it's like, Oh, while we're here, how about we like cordon off the library, make

1958
01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:22,200
sure it doesn't get better, Chris, because we know what, Bjorn's like, Oh, that flamer.

1959
01:36:22,200 --> 01:36:24,120
It was inside the space.

1960
01:36:24,120 --> 01:36:25,120
Yeah.

1961
01:36:25,120 --> 01:36:32,960
So they're, yeah, they weren't, to be fair, they were also like, they weren't, but they,

1962
01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:39,120
but again, to be fair, one likes to like the word bearers like to burn a lot of books.

1963
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:41,100
The space wolves like to eat them.

1964
01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:44,400
So it's not a good combination and like preserving knowledge.

1965
01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:45,400
They go, that's okay.

1966
01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:48,040
We'll just, we'll just send a few people to cordon us off.

1967
01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:52,080
Eventually the space was come knocking like, Oh, you see the map.

1968
01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:53,840
This is our, this is our bit.

1969
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:55,120
I was like, Oh, it's okay.

1970
01:36:55,120 --> 01:36:56,120
It's just, it's just a library.

1971
01:36:56,120 --> 01:36:57,120
It's just a library.

1972
01:36:57,120 --> 01:36:59,320
And they're like, um, nah, mate.

1973
01:36:59,320 --> 01:37:00,920
That's full of that.

1974
01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:04,240
Bear is full of like cringe, bad knowledge.

1975
01:37:04,240 --> 01:37:05,240
Yucky.

1976
01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:06,240
Bad.

1977
01:37:06,240 --> 01:37:07,240
Don't read it.

1978
01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:08,240
It's tainted.

1979
01:37:08,240 --> 01:37:09,240
Bad.

1980
01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:10,240
Yuck.

1981
01:37:10,240 --> 01:37:11,720
It's naughty material and not the furry kind.

1982
01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:12,720
Disgusting.

1983
01:37:12,720 --> 01:37:13,720
Yeah.

1984
01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:14,720
Yeah.

1985
01:37:14,720 --> 01:37:15,720
Exactly.

1986
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:18,200
That's like, that's like, that's like dark web books.

1987
01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:19,200
Don't read them.

1988
01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:20,200
It's bad.

1989
01:37:20,200 --> 01:37:24,960
They're just, just, just, just to read through them and see if there's any insight.

1990
01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:25,960
No, mate.

1991
01:37:25,960 --> 01:37:26,960
Heresy.

1992
01:37:26,960 --> 01:37:27,960
That's bad.

1993
01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:29,960
Eventually the two come to blows.

1994
01:37:29,960 --> 01:37:32,000
They don't actually like kill any space wolves.

1995
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:34,600
They just like, the space will just kind of like push into them.

1996
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:38,440
Like rugby tack, like a wall of just burly Sarah, Mike, and just kind of like trying

1997
01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:39,440
to push them over.

1998
01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:41,080
They do start killing some of the wolves.

1999
01:37:41,080 --> 01:37:42,840
They have a shield one.

2000
01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:46,600
They're like the space walls have a real shield wall and they're like, and the thousands

2001
01:37:46,600 --> 01:37:48,120
have a psychic shield wall.

2002
01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:53,320
They're all at their hands while these space wolves are like headbutting against a barrier.

2003
01:37:53,320 --> 01:37:54,320
One half.

2004
01:37:54,320 --> 01:37:55,800
It's a season of the series Vikings.

2005
01:37:55,800 --> 01:37:57,640
The other side, it's like force push.

2006
01:37:57,640 --> 01:38:03,180
Just that scene with Anakin and Obi-Wan doing that with their hands.

2007
01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:07,240
And a few wolves, actual wolves die.

2008
01:38:07,240 --> 01:38:12,240
And the thousand suns try to like knock out a bunch of the space wolves using psychic

2009
01:38:12,240 --> 01:38:13,240
powers.

2010
01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:16,040
Like maybe I can just shut the blood flow to their brain.

2011
01:38:16,040 --> 01:38:21,040
Imagine like a rear naked choke, but psychically say, ah, we'll knock them out for a few minutes.

2012
01:38:21,040 --> 01:38:23,160
So calm them down.

2013
01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:28,360
And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, one of them starts getting a bit of a flesh change

2014
01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:32,120
going and they're like, ah, oh, not this again.

2015
01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:35,240
And all of a sudden this guy becomes a monstrosity.

2016
01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:41,560
And so it's him and him and him and the space was one of the, yeah, I think it's more like

2017
01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:44,560
one transforms and the others are like, ah, we're going to change.

2018
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:46,960
We're going to change.

2019
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:52,280
And then the Lehman Russ arrives and he's like, what is that?

2020
01:38:52,280 --> 01:38:55,200
Bang, bolt around to the face.

2021
01:38:55,200 --> 01:38:59,260
Magnus is not very happy that one of his men has been shot to death by the wolf king.

2022
01:38:59,260 --> 01:39:02,920
But to be fair to Lehman Russ, what is that?

2023
01:39:02,920 --> 01:39:08,240
And from that point on, they're getting closer to like knocking each other out.

2024
01:39:08,240 --> 01:39:10,560
Lorgar gets between the two and is like, calm down.

2025
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:11,560
Calm down.

2026
01:39:11,560 --> 01:39:12,560
I'm starting to.

2027
01:39:12,560 --> 01:39:14,600
Daddy, brother's chill.

2028
01:39:14,600 --> 01:39:15,920
And he's just like in the middle.

2029
01:39:15,920 --> 01:39:18,680
I know it's a weak one, but please stop fighting.

2030
01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:19,680
Daddy's going to get upset.

2031
01:39:19,680 --> 01:39:20,680
Stop it.

2032
01:39:20,680 --> 01:39:21,680
Stop it.

2033
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:27,480
And eventually Lehman's like, all right.

2034
01:39:27,480 --> 01:39:29,920
I kind of respect Lorgar a bit.

2035
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:30,920
Fine.

2036
01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:32,880
But I'm telling dad.

2037
01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:39,720
So Lehman tells dad and dad's not very happy because Psyche is turning into flesh.

2038
01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:41,560
Like he bases his Magnus.

2039
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:42,560
I thought you handled this.

2040
01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:43,840
It's like, I did handle this.

2041
01:39:43,840 --> 01:39:44,840
How did you handle this again?

2042
01:39:44,840 --> 01:39:46,120
Oh, don't worry about it.

2043
01:39:46,120 --> 01:39:47,120
I figured it out.

2044
01:39:47,120 --> 01:39:49,080
It's like, well, you didn't do a good job.

2045
01:39:49,080 --> 01:39:53,680
And then Lehman's like, right, we need this whole Psyche business.

2046
01:39:53,680 --> 01:39:57,040
Not that I have any Psyche is in my Legion, but this whole Psyche business is not going

2047
01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:58,040
well.

2048
01:39:58,040 --> 01:39:59,200
We need to put an end to this.

2049
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:01,240
And Mortar is like, I agree.

2050
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:02,880
What's that Colin?

2051
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:05,480
Got a donation from Caleb Collins.

2052
01:40:05,480 --> 01:40:06,480
Donations.

2053
01:40:06,480 --> 01:40:07,480
There's one bid back.

2054
01:40:07,480 --> 01:40:10,480
They're both from Caleb Collins, actually.

2055
01:40:10,480 --> 01:40:13,400
This one is Grammaticus did nothing wrong and will return.

2056
01:40:13,400 --> 01:40:14,400
That's a take.

2057
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:15,400
That's right, baby.

2058
01:40:15,400 --> 01:40:16,400
That's right.

2059
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:20,880
The other one was Conrad was based, Magnus a fool and Lehman a fury.

2060
01:40:20,880 --> 01:40:21,880
Furry.

2061
01:40:21,880 --> 01:40:22,880
Furry.

2062
01:40:22,880 --> 01:40:23,880
Furry, yeah.

2063
01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:24,880
He might be a fury master.

2064
01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:25,880
He might be a fury master.

2065
01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:28,440
He was cool.

2066
01:40:28,440 --> 01:40:32,720
He had an exceptional taste in leather.

2067
01:40:32,720 --> 01:40:35,760
But yes, too bad it was human leather.

2068
01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:40,760
But yeah, basically, Lehman Russ in the space will say Psyche are bad news, not that we

2069
01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:42,080
use Psyche at all.

2070
01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:43,520
We derive our powers from Fenris.

2071
01:40:43,520 --> 01:40:45,040
It's totally different, guys.

2072
01:40:45,040 --> 01:40:46,680
Certainly different.

2073
01:40:46,680 --> 01:40:50,720
Death Guard at this point are already like, hey, we don't like Psyche at all because Mortar

2074
01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:51,920
even said so.

2075
01:40:51,920 --> 01:40:56,000
And the Raven Guard are just kind of they're like, I don't like them either.

2076
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:57,600
Someone please notice us.

2077
01:40:57,600 --> 01:40:59,740
Yeah, they just involved.

2078
01:40:59,740 --> 01:41:02,240
So they say, hey, we need to stop this.

2079
01:41:02,240 --> 01:41:05,360
So all of a sudden, the Council of Nikea happens.

2080
01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:09,760
And this is just before the outbreak of the Horus heresy by a few years.

2081
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:14,760
But in Warhammer has this thing where it's like, this happens, and then a few years pass.

2082
01:41:14,760 --> 01:41:17,400
And everyone just thinks, oh, the next day this happened.

2083
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:21,040
But they start to say, OK, we're going to have a conclave of should we use Psyche or

2084
01:41:21,040 --> 01:41:22,040
not.

2085
01:41:22,040 --> 01:41:27,920
On the defense, you've got the White Stars, Thousand Suns is the main one.

2086
01:41:27,920 --> 01:41:33,520
And a couple of smaller legions, like I'm sure some Blood Angels, maybe some ultramarines,

2087
01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:35,760
just go, I don't mind.

2088
01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:38,480
Some of the Primarchs like Rogal Dawn, they didn't care either way.

2089
01:41:38,480 --> 01:41:44,080
But Magnus did his best to say, Dad, I don't know if you noticed, we've been doing a really

2090
01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:45,240
good job.

2091
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:50,520
We haven't been killing as many as the other legions because we can manipulate the populace

2092
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,760
to do what we want.

2093
01:41:51,760 --> 01:41:53,360
And we're doing all this healing arts.

2094
01:41:53,360 --> 01:41:55,680
And we're starting to really get the hang of this warp stuff.

2095
01:41:55,680 --> 01:41:57,440
We've only been at it for a few years.

2096
01:41:57,440 --> 01:41:59,280
But give us a bit more time.

2097
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:02,800
We'll teach other Imperial citizens how to use the warp.

2098
01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:07,000
And then we can get our equivalent of Medicare for all.

2099
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:12,240
But with Psyches, and it'll be like, we'll have an NHS for every planet in the solar

2100
01:42:12,240 --> 01:42:13,240
system.

2101
01:42:13,240 --> 01:42:14,240
And we'll do all this stuff.

2102
01:42:14,240 --> 01:42:15,240
And we'll make fireworks.

2103
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,240
And it'll be cool.

2104
01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:18,000
And then, yeah, yeah, cool, Magnus.

2105
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:23,640
And then Death Guards, I was raised by a necromancer and I'm not over it.

2106
01:42:23,640 --> 01:42:24,760
Thanks, Mortarion.

2107
01:42:24,760 --> 01:42:30,600
And then Ophir Weirdmake of the Space Wolves, who'd been hanging out with Ahriman for a

2108
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:34,440
while, is like, they're using Malif-i-Kharim.

2109
01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:36,520
They were protecting fel knowledge on this planet.

2110
01:42:36,520 --> 01:42:41,880
And also, we saw this thing happen to one of them with this flesh change malarkey.

2111
01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:43,360
And that's bad.

2112
01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:45,680
And that was just all the emperor really needed to know.

2113
01:42:45,680 --> 01:42:47,360
He's like, right, the flesh change is back.

2114
01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:48,920
I'm calling it quits, right?

2115
01:42:48,920 --> 01:42:49,920
I was right.

2116
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:51,880
Only me and Malkador can be trusted.

2117
01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:53,480
Magnus continues to not do as he's told.

2118
01:42:53,480 --> 01:42:55,480
He keeps going a bit too deep in the pool.

2119
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:57,480
I've had enough.

2120
01:42:57,480 --> 01:43:01,440
And so he tells the Thousand Sons and all the other legions, no more librarians.

2121
01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:06,160
We're keeping astropaths within navigators, but psyches aren't allowed.

2122
01:43:06,160 --> 01:43:08,360
It's too dangerous.

2123
01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:11,640
And the Thousand Sons go back to Prospero and have a bit of a sulk, because if you think

2124
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:14,200
about it, that's their whole shtick.

2125
01:43:14,200 --> 01:43:19,000
Without their psychic powers, they're nowhere near as specialized as the other legions.

2126
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:22,560
They can't compete with the other legions in combat without their psychic powers.

2127
01:43:22,560 --> 01:43:24,680
There's less of them than any other legion.

2128
01:43:24,680 --> 01:43:27,560
And they just can't catch a break.

2129
01:43:27,560 --> 01:43:33,720
And this would lead to eventually Magnus hearing of Horde Lupercal's betrayal and trying to

2130
01:43:33,720 --> 01:43:40,120
fix everything, but in the end being the catalyst that ruins everything humanity ever does from

2131
01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:44,480
henceforth for the rest of time.

2132
01:43:44,480 --> 01:43:45,920
And that's the Thousand Sons.

2133
01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:51,000
And then one of them gets glassed by Magnus because he's trying to warn the others about

2134
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:52,000
Prospero.

2135
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:53,000
Yes.

2136
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:56,280
Why are you protecting the space wars?

2137
01:43:56,280 --> 01:44:00,400
Why am I seeing people wandering around who usually monitor the equipment to check for

2138
01:44:00,400 --> 01:44:01,400
invaders?

2139
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:08,280
And they just watchmen with the end with Rorschach and he just pops.

2140
01:44:08,280 --> 01:44:09,280
Poor guy.

2141
01:44:09,280 --> 01:44:10,280
Magnus is bad.

2142
01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:11,280
Two donations.

2143
01:44:11,280 --> 01:44:15,280
A good one from Tom Warren.

2144
01:44:15,280 --> 01:44:20,960
GW wasn't brave enough to add Saint Nick punching Magnus at their Council of Nicaea.

2145
01:44:20,960 --> 01:44:21,960
Very true.

2146
01:44:21,960 --> 01:44:23,440
The base Saint Nick.

2147
01:44:23,440 --> 01:44:27,200
And then the Scandinavian name.

2148
01:44:27,200 --> 01:44:28,200
Say Glossineer.

2149
01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:29,200
Something like that.

2150
01:44:29,200 --> 01:44:33,840
Shout out to the Great Crusade Thousand Sons for having an ironic straight up demons as

2151
01:44:33,840 --> 01:44:36,640
familiars that they thought were just cute little friends.

2152
01:44:36,640 --> 01:44:37,640
Yeah.

2153
01:44:37,640 --> 01:44:38,960
Yeah, they didn't realize they were.

2154
01:44:38,960 --> 01:44:40,520
They were nations, guys.

2155
01:44:40,520 --> 01:44:41,520
Properly evil.

2156
01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:46,680
I feel so, I'm so gutted every time.

2157
01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:48,120
It gets me every time.

2158
01:44:48,120 --> 01:44:49,120
Every time.

2159
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:50,120
Because it's like-

2160
01:44:50,120 --> 01:44:51,120
I agree every time.

2161
01:44:51,120 --> 01:44:52,120
I miss them.

2162
01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:59,960
I think because the Thousand Sons are like kind of the human equivalent of what is like,

2163
01:44:59,960 --> 01:45:07,320
I think probably Eldar in terms of like total mastery of psychic potential mixed in with

2164
01:45:07,320 --> 01:45:09,760
like martial prowess.

2165
01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:15,440
But then they just have to get nerfed by stupid councils named after historical inmates.

2166
01:45:15,440 --> 01:45:21,720
Yeah, so I like the Thousand Sons a lot.

2167
01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:24,000
The 30k ones though.

2168
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:27,720
Because they're so, there's only one bit I just do miss.

2169
01:45:27,720 --> 01:45:30,680
I miss when they, I think it's the Lunar Walls.

2170
01:45:30,680 --> 01:45:35,040
One of them they describe like to the wise are like, oh yeah, we fought with the Thousand

2171
01:45:35,040 --> 01:45:36,480
Sons at one point.

2172
01:45:36,480 --> 01:45:39,960
And then all their scores were just like floating up to different levels and like blasting people

2173
01:45:39,960 --> 01:45:41,880
with like hand palms psychic powers.

2174
01:45:41,880 --> 01:45:45,680
And they said it was like amazing to watch them and they felt really bad.

2175
01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:47,760
Like as because they were like being outperformed.

2176
01:45:47,760 --> 01:45:50,960
But then one of them just started like convulsing and then they just ran away from the entire

2177
01:45:50,960 --> 01:45:54,400
fight and then they like hit him away and they wouldn't say what happened.

2178
01:45:54,400 --> 01:45:56,480
So they were like, so they thought they were cowards.

2179
01:45:56,480 --> 01:45:57,880
Or like something happened.

2180
01:45:57,880 --> 01:46:01,680
Or like one of them was sick and the space marine being sick was crazy.

2181
01:46:01,680 --> 01:46:03,120
He disappeared in a cringe way.

2182
01:46:03,120 --> 01:46:07,680
Not like the Blood Angels when all of a sudden one of them disappears and we don't know why.

2183
01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:08,680
But he fought pretty good.

2184
01:46:08,680 --> 01:46:09,680
Not a sanguineist.

2185
01:46:09,680 --> 01:46:13,880
Eddacombs, thank you again for the donation.

2186
01:46:13,880 --> 01:46:17,360
He says Darth Jar Jar versus Magnus the Red in Cringy.

2187
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:20,680
He is Darth Jar Jar, not cringy though.

2188
01:46:20,680 --> 01:46:23,360
That's genuinely terrifying and I don't sleep well.

2189
01:46:23,360 --> 01:46:24,840
He's in Lego Star Wars.

2190
01:46:24,840 --> 01:46:25,840
Is he really?

2191
01:46:25,840 --> 01:46:26,840
Not Darth Jar Jar.

2192
01:46:26,840 --> 01:46:27,840
Wait, really?

2193
01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:28,840
I think so.

2194
01:46:28,840 --> 01:46:29,840
I've heard that.

2195
01:46:29,840 --> 01:46:30,840
Sounds like maybe it was like a mine.

2196
01:46:30,840 --> 01:46:31,840
I'm pretty sure.

2197
01:46:31,840 --> 01:46:32,840
Because we were talking about Glowshadow a while back.

2198
01:46:32,840 --> 01:46:33,840
It auto fills that thing.

2199
01:46:33,840 --> 01:46:40,840
That's dangerous.

2200
01:46:40,840 --> 01:46:43,840
Oh no, it is official.

2201
01:46:43,840 --> 01:46:46,840
Did he really put it in?

2202
01:46:46,840 --> 01:46:47,840
Oh no.

2203
01:46:47,840 --> 01:46:52,480
All the things that Disney is doing with Star Wars at the moment, that's better than...

2204
01:46:52,480 --> 01:46:53,480
Look that's kind of funny.

2205
01:46:53,480 --> 01:46:54,480
I'll give it that.

2206
01:46:54,480 --> 01:46:55,480
It is Lego Star Wars.

2207
01:46:55,480 --> 01:46:59,920
Yeah, if they're going to do it, put it in Lego Star Wars.

2208
01:46:59,920 --> 01:47:00,920
That's where it's...

2209
01:47:00,920 --> 01:47:01,920
One of the best games they ever made.

2210
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:02,920
Amen.

2211
01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:08,400
I will say that with what we've talked about today, in terms of like horrors, heresy books,

2212
01:47:08,400 --> 01:47:13,200
there's a few amongst these that are unfortunately quite skippable.

2213
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:17,360
There's a few ultramarine ones where like some ultramarine characters are prominent,

2214
01:47:17,360 --> 01:47:22,200
but it's not really as Legion focused.

2215
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:24,920
Death Guard ones, they're barely in...

2216
01:47:24,920 --> 01:47:27,960
They're in good books, but they're not actually the main characters of a lot of books.

2217
01:47:27,960 --> 01:47:33,280
I did enjoy the buried dagger, but that's literally the last book in this book, 54.

2218
01:47:33,280 --> 01:47:34,960
And it's splitting time with the Knights Errant.

2219
01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:37,880
So it's like half of it's Death Guard, half of it's Knights Errant.

2220
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:41,000
Half of it's foundation of Grey Knights.

2221
01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:42,960
That's a good one.

2222
01:47:42,960 --> 01:47:45,600
The book, A Thousand Suns.

2223
01:47:45,600 --> 01:47:50,240
I really liked that book just because it feels like an actual epic fantasy, although it is

2224
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:51,240
long.

2225
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:52,720
Like so much happens in that one.

2226
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:53,720
It's just so long.

2227
01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:58,200
I think that was like the second Horace Heresy book I ever read when I was like 13 years

2228
01:47:58,200 --> 01:47:59,840
old and it was on a camping trip.

2229
01:47:59,840 --> 01:48:00,840
It's weird nostalgia.

2230
01:48:00,840 --> 01:48:01,840
Yeah.

2231
01:48:01,840 --> 01:48:06,160
And I get upset when I read the Magnus scenes because he's such a smug cock.

2232
01:48:06,160 --> 01:48:09,280
Learning a prosperity is good because they kill a load of them.

2233
01:48:09,280 --> 01:48:10,280
That's good fun.

2234
01:48:10,280 --> 01:48:17,480
I do like the part where he almost gets glassed by a Eldar Titan and he just can't hack it.

2235
01:48:17,480 --> 01:48:22,880
They fight two Eldar Titans that are not in their full form.

2236
01:48:22,880 --> 01:48:31,000
And then the Red Worm.

2237
01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:36,960
They fight the Eldar Titans and Magnus thinks he's so cool and he ends up taking a body

2238
01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:38,520
blast by one of them.

2239
01:48:38,520 --> 01:48:43,320
And one of the Thousand Sun guys steps in front and just like shields him slightly,

2240
01:48:43,320 --> 01:48:46,040
but he's just like, oh my God, I almost died from that.

2241
01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:50,080
And then the rest of the Thousand Suns managed to, with the space wars, put them down, but

2242
01:48:50,080 --> 01:48:53,080
after they lose like so many people.

2243
01:48:53,080 --> 01:48:59,240
But yeah, Magnus was picking out the Magnus Primarch book.

2244
01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:03,920
I like parts of it, but I just felt it was unnecessary.

2245
01:49:03,920 --> 01:49:06,080
It's not a problem here, is it?

2246
01:49:06,080 --> 01:49:07,080
Or even Primarch?

2247
01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:11,960
No, is that like quite like, you don't, I like the bit because there are some parts

2248
01:49:11,960 --> 01:49:16,240
in it where like he felt pain for the first time because he wasn't prepared to feel it.

2249
01:49:16,240 --> 01:49:21,960
Like he never felt physical pain until someone tank shot him through his gut.

2250
01:49:21,960 --> 01:49:27,840
And there's like, it's one of those books where like there's cool scenes in the book,

2251
01:49:27,840 --> 01:49:29,160
but I wouldn't read that book again.

2252
01:49:29,160 --> 01:49:31,760
Cause I'm like, I don't feel like I need to.

2253
01:49:31,760 --> 01:49:33,240
I didn't love it.

2254
01:49:33,240 --> 01:49:34,240
It was all right.

2255
01:49:34,240 --> 01:49:35,860
I liked it, but I wouldn't love it.

2256
01:49:35,860 --> 01:49:39,760
My favorite thing was again, the little buddy cop thing going on with Armin and Forex where

2257
01:49:39,760 --> 01:49:43,680
it's like, there's one bit where Forex, Armin's like, right, I'm going to have to leave my

2258
01:49:43,680 --> 01:49:44,680
body now, protect me.

2259
01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:46,680
And Fox is like, okay.

2260
01:49:46,680 --> 01:49:50,560
And just like an Iron Warrior standing next to...

2261
01:49:50,560 --> 01:49:52,280
What did you say?

2262
01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:53,280
Leave his body.

2263
01:49:53,280 --> 01:49:54,280
He goes limp.

2264
01:49:54,280 --> 01:49:55,280
He goes limp.

2265
01:49:55,280 --> 01:49:58,560
And Forex is defending him like, nerds.

2266
01:49:58,560 --> 01:50:00,560
And he's just like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

2267
01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:01,560
It's good fun.

2268
01:50:01,560 --> 01:50:02,560
Yeah.

2269
01:50:02,560 --> 01:50:05,560
I just like that one by the way.

2270
01:50:05,560 --> 01:50:10,440
Biggie says, Biggie wanted Magnus to sit on Colin's gun.

2271
01:50:10,440 --> 01:50:11,440
True.

2272
01:50:11,440 --> 01:50:15,080
This is the true golden throne, baby.

2273
01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:17,200
I'll just finish off.

2274
01:50:17,200 --> 01:50:22,000
I liked Thousand Sons a lot just because they seem so genuinely different from most of the

2275
01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:24,480
rest of the other legions.

2276
01:50:24,480 --> 01:50:31,320
Strong cult, like a very strong Legion culture, interesting home world, interesting characters

2277
01:50:31,320 --> 01:50:35,800
and then interesting Legion structure and unique power and stuff like that.

2278
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:41,240
But I mean, the 40k stuff is still nice, but again, it's a shame.

2279
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:44,400
Because there's so many other things in 40k, which is just like so good.

2280
01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:48,040
You're like, it just falls into the neat category.

2281
01:50:48,040 --> 01:50:52,480
I must say, if you want to read a good Death Guard one as well, get Flight of the Eisenstein.

2282
01:50:52,480 --> 01:50:53,480
Perfect.

2283
01:50:53,480 --> 01:50:54,480
Yeah, classic.

2284
01:50:54,480 --> 01:50:58,560
You see the bad side and the good side of Death Guard between Garrow and...

2285
01:50:58,560 --> 01:51:00,320
What's his name?

2286
01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:01,320
Grilgore.

2287
01:51:01,320 --> 01:51:07,360
And you kind of see the strife going on between the two sides of it, the Terrans and the Barbarans,

2288
01:51:07,360 --> 01:51:08,360
which is a good book.

2289
01:51:08,360 --> 01:51:09,360
I like that one.

2290
01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:10,360
I'm with Colin recently.

2291
01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:15,160
I've been really feeling the need for more Xeno stuff, genuinely.

2292
01:51:15,160 --> 01:51:17,040
All the time, bro.

2293
01:51:17,040 --> 01:51:18,520
The need never goes away.

2294
01:51:18,520 --> 01:51:21,920
Nah, I've been vibing with this.

2295
01:51:21,920 --> 01:51:26,000
I can't read the Path books still for the Eldar, though.

2296
01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:29,720
GW, you just need to find a way to like, I don't mind if it's versus Space Marines, just

2297
01:51:29,720 --> 01:51:30,720
get him in there.

2298
01:51:30,720 --> 01:51:31,720
Please.

2299
01:51:31,720 --> 01:51:32,720
Just get him in.

2300
01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:41,480
Like I was saying, we kind of mentioned it in one state, scrounging for Eldar dubs has

2301
01:51:41,480 --> 01:51:43,760
now been relegated to Caiaphas Cain books.

2302
01:51:43,760 --> 01:51:45,800
Yeah, it's been used.

2303
01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:46,800
It's tough.

2304
01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:50,600
It's a thing like, the lore books, like The Horrors of Heresy is designed in a way to

2305
01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:53,920
push product, which is the Horrors of Heresy line.

2306
01:51:53,920 --> 01:51:57,760
If you don't want to sell more models, they make them look good.

2307
01:51:57,760 --> 01:51:59,120
Not Cody has.

2308
01:51:59,120 --> 01:52:04,320
They make them look good, and then they put lore with it so then people will...

2309
01:52:04,320 --> 01:52:09,120
The sole reason some things sell better is because the books they're associated with

2310
01:52:09,120 --> 01:52:10,120
are good.

2311
01:52:10,120 --> 01:52:12,400
Well, we have so many Tau books.

2312
01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:14,520
There's a lot of Tau content.

2313
01:52:14,520 --> 01:52:22,600
Farseid books are the reason that Farseid on Close does so much.

2314
01:52:22,600 --> 01:52:23,920
Well, that's the thing.

2315
01:52:23,920 --> 01:52:29,040
I've just been working through Shadow Sun, and I've got the two Bill Kelly Farseid books

2316
01:52:29,040 --> 01:52:31,280
I've heard.

2317
01:52:31,280 --> 01:52:32,720
Some people don't like those books.

2318
01:52:32,720 --> 01:52:34,560
Yeah, some people really don't like them.

2319
01:52:34,560 --> 01:52:39,360
I'm not sure why, but maybe I just wasn't paying enough attention when I read them,

2320
01:52:39,360 --> 01:52:42,560
but some people think they've ruined Farseid's character or something like that.

2321
01:52:42,560 --> 01:52:43,560
I don't know.

2322
01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:44,560
They're on the list.

2323
01:52:44,560 --> 01:52:45,560
I like them.

2324
01:52:45,560 --> 01:52:46,560
I did too.

2325
01:52:46,560 --> 01:52:53,320
But maybe that's just because I'm desperate for Xeno's lore as well.

2326
01:52:53,320 --> 01:53:00,520
Shout out to when Eli did a three and a half hour part of my entire font size.

2327
01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:04,120
I did find some more Gene Steeler cult books that I'm looking forward to reading too, but

2328
01:53:04,120 --> 01:53:05,760
I gotta get through.

2329
01:53:05,760 --> 01:53:14,840
Necrons get a lot of content, but every other Xeno's faction just gets screwed.

2330
01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:18,920
One day when the Eldar are part of a launch box.

2331
01:53:18,920 --> 01:53:25,080
The Eldar need a renaissance like the infinite and divine and twice dead king.

2332
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:30,760
When they did a good push for the Necron, they need something like that for the Eldar.

2333
01:53:30,760 --> 01:53:34,560
I think if they just do something like the Path books, then that would probably work

2334
01:53:34,560 --> 01:53:37,240
well because I think the Path books were apparently cool.

2335
01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:41,040
I do need to read them though, so I could be wrong, but they look cool.

2336
01:53:41,040 --> 01:53:46,320
I'm about to say I've been missing this day in Ka'Band's mighty shlong of some sort.

2337
01:53:46,320 --> 01:53:51,000
I'm waiting for a Belacor book or any Demon book.

2338
01:53:51,000 --> 01:53:52,520
I need to learn my Belacor lore.

2339
01:53:52,520 --> 01:53:53,520
I don't know anything about that.

2340
01:53:53,520 --> 01:53:55,040
He does show up in some things.

2341
01:53:55,040 --> 01:53:59,080
He is side character energy the character.

2342
01:53:59,080 --> 01:54:01,960
Caleb Collins thinks $2.20 donation.

2343
01:54:01,960 --> 01:54:04,520
Clone Fulgrim could steal the last chrome sword.

2344
01:54:04,520 --> 01:54:08,040
Yeah, if only, I wish Clone Fulgrim would come back.

2345
01:54:08,040 --> 01:54:10,960
He exists for Fabius Biles storyline.

2346
01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:13,160
He doesn't exist to be a part of the setting.

2347
01:54:13,160 --> 01:54:15,760
He exists for Fabius Biles character development.

2348
01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:22,160
The AA guys did just make a comic and little video on that.

2349
01:54:22,160 --> 01:54:24,600
It's not coming back.

2350
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,600
You know what?

2351
01:54:25,600 --> 01:54:32,400
If it's still canon, they might do something with it one day.

2352
01:54:32,400 --> 01:54:34,640
He's just in Trezen's fun box.

2353
01:54:34,640 --> 01:54:37,480
Yeah, which no one ever really gets out of.

2354
01:54:37,480 --> 01:54:38,840
You are not leaving the fun box.

2355
01:54:38,840 --> 01:54:41,880
He has a Primarch though, so I mean.

2356
01:54:41,880 --> 01:54:43,480
He didn't put her in the real fun box.

2357
01:54:43,480 --> 01:54:46,040
He put her in just a random Tesseract Labyrinth.

2358
01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:49,160
It's like if you can get out, it's for you.

2359
01:54:49,160 --> 01:54:51,240
She was on his Pokemon belt.

2360
01:54:51,240 --> 01:54:52,240
We just like.

2361
01:54:52,240 --> 01:54:53,240
Grey Facts.

2362
01:54:53,240 --> 01:54:54,240
She was on his shit.

2363
01:54:54,240 --> 01:54:57,240
Oh no, I was thinking the one before Grey Facts.

2364
01:54:57,240 --> 01:54:58,240
Who was that?

2365
01:54:58,240 --> 01:55:04,040
When he wrote the letter to the five Kanekan regiments.

2366
01:55:04,040 --> 01:55:05,040
Alia.

2367
01:55:05,040 --> 01:55:06,040
Oh yeah.

2368
01:55:06,040 --> 01:55:07,040
A something.

2369
01:55:07,040 --> 01:55:08,040
Yeah.

2370
01:55:08,040 --> 01:55:11,600
Even then you only get out of the fun box if he lets you out.

2371
01:55:11,600 --> 01:55:12,760
Yeah.

2372
01:55:12,760 --> 01:55:14,720
For your Aura Kan.

2373
01:55:14,720 --> 01:55:21,440
Belichord did get owned by Aram and he's in the Aramon second book.

2374
01:55:21,440 --> 01:55:23,800
If you want Belichord content, I'm afraid you will.

2375
01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:25,600
I'm not afraid at all.

2376
01:55:25,600 --> 01:55:27,600
Go to Age of Sigmar.

2377
01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:28,600
Yeah he's there.

2378
01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:30,600
He's actually cool there.

2379
01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:36,000
I think I would say for all the donations that were tonight, thank you so much, brother.

2380
01:55:36,000 --> 01:55:37,480
There's been a lot of love.

2381
01:55:37,480 --> 01:55:38,480
We appreciate that.

2382
01:55:38,480 --> 01:55:39,480
Thank you so much.

2383
01:55:39,480 --> 01:55:43,200
Thank you so much, you guys.

2384
01:55:43,200 --> 01:55:55,000
We've almost finished the great crusade stuff.

2385
01:55:55,000 --> 01:55:57,720
We have three legions to go.

2386
01:55:57,720 --> 01:55:59,040
Three more legions.

2387
01:55:59,040 --> 01:56:01,080
Ones I think Colin pros and like any of them.

2388
01:56:01,080 --> 01:56:03,080
So that'll be even more fun.

2389
01:56:03,080 --> 01:56:12,280
I know there's salamanders are there, aren't they?

2390
01:56:12,280 --> 01:56:15,080
It's going to be Suns of Horus, Wordbearers and Alpha Legion.

2391
01:56:15,080 --> 01:56:16,640
Oh, Wordbearers baby.

2392
01:56:16,640 --> 01:56:20,960
Is the Vulcan Primark book any good?

2393
01:56:20,960 --> 01:56:21,960
No.

2394
01:56:21,960 --> 01:56:22,960
Okay.

2395
01:56:22,960 --> 01:56:23,960
That's too bad.

2396
01:56:23,960 --> 01:56:26,720
No salamander book is ever good apart from the really old ones.

2397
01:56:26,720 --> 01:56:30,000
That's the curse of the salamanders and dark angels, isn't it?

2398
01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:32,280
They're not allowed to have good books.

2399
01:56:32,280 --> 01:56:34,440
The book angels have some good books.

2400
01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:35,680
Excepting the lion book.

2401
01:56:35,680 --> 01:56:37,000
That's not a dark angel book though.

2402
01:56:37,000 --> 01:56:39,480
I mean, that's a lion book.

2403
01:56:39,480 --> 01:56:45,680
There's like a, there are some like audio anthology, like some, like they have like

2404
01:56:45,680 --> 01:56:48,520
a Raven garden, dark angel and stuff like that.

2405
01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:50,840
The dark angels are kind of fun.

2406
01:56:50,840 --> 01:56:54,680
But again, everyone is like the fallen, the fallen, the fallen, the fallen.

2407
01:56:54,680 --> 01:56:58,440
So like, could we, although I didn't really enjoy the cipher book.

2408
01:56:58,440 --> 01:56:59,440
That was good.

2409
01:56:59,440 --> 01:57:00,440
I enjoyed that.

2410
01:57:00,440 --> 01:57:01,440
I do want to read that.

2411
01:57:01,440 --> 01:57:02,440
I enjoyed my cipher lore.

2412
01:57:02,440 --> 01:57:03,440
Yeah.

2413
01:57:03,440 --> 01:57:04,440
It was really fun.

2414
01:57:04,440 --> 01:57:06,440
Cause it was the Imperium fighting itself.

2415
01:57:06,440 --> 01:57:11,440
Or we do more Xenos and one more fantasy soon though.

2416
01:57:11,440 --> 01:57:13,440
Cause we're, we're vibing on that.

2417
01:57:13,440 --> 01:57:14,440
Yes please.

2418
01:57:14,440 --> 01:57:15,440
Vampire counts.

2419
01:57:15,440 --> 01:57:16,440
I think, thank you.

2420
01:57:16,440 --> 01:57:17,440
I'll go, sorry.

2421
01:57:17,440 --> 01:57:23,440
Either some more fantasy firesides or try that sci-fi story time one day.

2422
01:57:23,440 --> 01:57:26,440
Endless space, endless space, endless space.

2423
01:57:26,440 --> 01:57:27,440
Dead space.

2424
01:57:26,460 --> 01:57:28,440
Dark Souls.

2425
01:57:28,440 --> 01:57:31,440
Oh, Dark Souls, brother.

2426
01:57:31,440 --> 01:57:32,440
I'm playing.

2427
01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:34,440
Can I give you some poses?

2428
01:57:34,440 --> 01:57:37,440
Big shout out to horse fuck valley.

2429
01:57:37,440 --> 01:57:43,440
Put this guy in the base first and then maybe I will DJBs.

2430
01:57:43,440 --> 01:57:46,440
Anyone who knows Dark Souls 2 knows what I just said.

2431
01:57:46,440 --> 01:57:50,440
And they've been sent through Vietnam flashbacks.

2432
01:57:50,440 --> 01:57:52,440
Don't get my name wrong.

2433
01:57:52,440 --> 01:57:54,440
It says Eli hit the gritty.

2434
01:57:54,440 --> 01:57:56,440
Damn this is gritty.

2435
01:57:56,440 --> 01:57:59,440
If you donate bro, I'll actually hit the gritty.

2436
01:57:59,440 --> 01:58:00,440
I'm not a coward.

2437
01:58:00,440 --> 01:58:02,440
You hear it?

2438
01:58:02,440 --> 01:58:04,440
Foscape boys.

2439
01:58:04,440 --> 01:58:06,440
Foscape boys?

2440
01:58:06,440 --> 01:58:08,440
What's Foscape boys?

2441
01:58:08,440 --> 01:58:10,440
Foscape is a TV series.

2442
01:58:10,440 --> 01:58:11,440
It's good fun.

2443
01:58:11,440 --> 01:58:17,440
I'm trying to, I'll go ahead and say that my god.

2444
01:58:17,440 --> 01:58:19,440
Damn Eli's big.

2445
01:58:19,440 --> 01:58:24,440
Why is that just my full name there?

2446
01:58:24,440 --> 01:58:30,440
Is this, is this the gritty?

2447
01:58:30,440 --> 01:58:32,440
Oh, here we go.

2448
01:58:32,440 --> 01:58:33,440
That one.

2449
01:58:33,440 --> 01:58:34,440
Yeah.

2450
01:58:34,440 --> 01:58:36,440
Kind of like.

2451
01:58:36,440 --> 01:58:38,440
See, showing calling in the.

2452
01:58:38,440 --> 01:58:42,440
Oh yeah.

2453
01:58:42,440 --> 01:58:44,440
Eek.

2454
01:58:44,440 --> 01:58:45,440
It's funny.

2455
01:58:45,440 --> 01:58:48,440
Here's a side tricep.

2456
01:58:48,440 --> 01:58:49,440
Just show it off now.

2457
01:58:49,440 --> 01:58:51,440
The muscles are not for the girls.

2458
01:58:51,440 --> 01:58:54,440
I thought the boys, okay.

2459
01:58:54,440 --> 01:58:57,440
You like gritty, I'll gritty again.

2460
01:58:57,440 --> 01:58:59,440
There's no women here.

2461
01:58:59,440 --> 01:59:01,440
It's like dance.

2462
01:59:01,440 --> 01:59:05,440
Dance.

2463
01:59:05,440 --> 01:59:06,440
Damn.

2464
01:59:06,440 --> 01:59:08,440
Can't even see the left side.

2465
01:59:08,440 --> 01:59:10,440
Guys don't go to the gym for women.

2466
01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:14,440
They go to the gyms so they can impress other boys at the gym.

2467
01:59:14,440 --> 01:59:15,440
Yeah literally.

2468
01:59:15,440 --> 01:59:19,440
It's truly, truly true.

2469
01:59:19,440 --> 01:59:21,440
I think that's the way it is.

2470
01:59:21,440 --> 01:59:22,440
Yeah.

2471
01:59:22,440 --> 01:59:24,440
That being said, I think everyone, again,

2472
01:59:24,440 --> 01:59:26,440
thank you so much for everyone who donated throughout the episode.

2473
01:59:26,440 --> 01:59:28,440
People were very, very generous today.

2474
01:59:28,440 --> 01:59:29,440
Yeah.

2475
01:59:29,440 --> 01:59:31,440
Yeah, thank you.

2476
01:59:31,440 --> 01:59:35,440
We are.

2477
01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:37,440
I'm surprised we get so much. It's so nice.

2478
01:59:37,440 --> 01:59:39,440
Got more stuff coming soon.

2479
01:59:39,440 --> 01:59:41,440
Got some.

2480
01:59:41,440 --> 01:59:43,440
Fantasy fireside.

2481
01:59:43,440 --> 01:59:44,440
But it's slightly different.

2482
01:59:44,440 --> 01:59:46,440
We're keeping it a bit secret for the moment.

2483
01:59:46,440 --> 01:59:49,440
But we would love to do more of that next year.

2484
01:59:49,440 --> 01:59:51,440
I mean, we're not going to do much of that.

2485
01:59:51,440 --> 01:59:54,440
We're going to do some, yeah,

2486
01:59:54,440 --> 01:59:56,440
we're going to offshoot into some other things.

2487
01:59:56,440 --> 01:59:57,440
Cause I think.

2488
01:59:57,440 --> 01:59:58,440
I love you, obviously brothers.

2489
01:59:58,440 --> 02:00:00,440
We appreciate you.

2490
02:00:00,440 --> 02:00:02,440
Do like war hammer stuff, but I'm sure.

2491
02:00:02,440 --> 02:00:04,440
It's quite a few of you who have come from other things.

2492
02:00:04,440 --> 02:00:05,440
We did some halo stuff.

2493
02:00:05,440 --> 02:00:07,440
Not long ago and people were.

2494
02:00:07,440 --> 02:00:09,440
I got the knowledge from some of you lot about halo.

2495
02:00:09,440 --> 02:00:10,440
Crazy.

2496
02:00:10,440 --> 02:00:11,440
Truly, truly.

2497
02:00:11,440 --> 02:00:13,440
Every reference was understood.

2498
02:00:13,440 --> 02:00:14,440
So we're going to do some other.

2499
02:00:14,440 --> 02:00:17,400
all the quizzes go like good stuff coming soon.

2500
02:00:17,400 --> 02:00:19,000
Oh, it says, main event,

2501
02:00:19,000 --> 02:00:21,320
it says I'd like to see Colin do some more video game reviews.

2502
02:00:21,320 --> 02:00:22,840
I miss your Mandalore.

2503
02:00:22,840 --> 02:00:24,440
I'm not gonna get that.

2504
02:00:24,440 --> 02:00:28,680
It's a good idea.

2505
02:00:28,680 --> 02:00:30,200
Warhammer games, I'll do that.

2506
02:00:30,200 --> 02:00:31,720
Other general video game stuff,

2507
02:00:31,720 --> 02:00:36,120
that'll probably be another channel sometime in the future.

2508
02:00:36,120 --> 02:00:37,000
Mandalore.

2509
02:00:37,000 --> 02:00:38,600
Yeah, Mandalore has been around a while

2510
02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:41,960
and he kind of has it down, if you know what I mean.

2511
02:00:41,960 --> 02:00:44,040
Mandalore from Wish will return one day,

2512
02:00:44,040 --> 02:00:46,040
just not to...

2513
02:00:46,040 --> 02:00:47,560
He'll return for Space Marine,

2514
02:00:47,560 --> 02:00:51,400
but then he's gonna go hibernate until I make a second channel

2515
02:00:51,400 --> 02:00:53,320
or another good Warhammer game comes out,

2516
02:00:53,320 --> 02:00:55,400
which is infrequent, but it does happen.

2517
02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:57,320
Cosmic Stato with the Horned Rat.

2518
02:00:57,320 --> 02:01:00,600
Oh, fuck, Mandalore from Wish might be coming back soon.

2519
02:01:00,600 --> 02:01:04,680
I've been thinking about making a Dungeons and Deadlyths D&D lore.

2520
02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:06,760
Oh, man, 100%.

2521
02:01:07,800 --> 02:01:08,920
Indy has cool lore.

2522
02:01:08,920 --> 02:01:11,160
Mandalore from Wish, that's fucking funny.

2523
02:01:11,160 --> 02:01:13,560
I mean, hey, I'll take Mandalore from Wish.

2524
02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:14,200
That's an honor.

2525
02:01:16,200 --> 02:01:18,440
Yeah, so thank you everyone who donated,

2526
02:01:18,440 --> 02:01:20,360
everyone who's watching, everyone just,

2527
02:01:20,360 --> 02:01:22,440
if you've made it this far, if you liked it,

2528
02:01:22,440 --> 02:01:25,400
and if you're subscribed and even if you're not subscribed.

2529
02:01:25,400 --> 02:01:30,200
I'm not in prep anymore, so I can eat various things on stream now.

2530
02:01:30,200 --> 02:01:32,200
Eli's being fed.

2531
02:01:32,200 --> 02:01:34,200
The egg can come back.

2532
02:01:34,200 --> 02:01:36,200
The egg can come back.

2533
02:01:36,200 --> 02:01:38,200
You're gonna eat a live chicken next time.

2534
02:01:38,200 --> 02:01:41,400
You're gonna eat a live chicken next time.

2535
02:01:41,400 --> 02:01:44,360
I think with, obviously, remember the question that we,

2536
02:01:44,360 --> 02:01:46,600
was hashtag, was it reasons or reason?

2537
02:01:47,320 --> 02:01:48,600
Well, I think it's reasons.

2538
02:01:48,600 --> 02:01:50,040
I had my reasons kind of thing.

2539
02:01:50,600 --> 02:01:53,800
I have my reasons for uniting all of Terra

2540
02:01:53,800 --> 02:01:56,520
for the fact that we could yell at one guy in particular

2541
02:01:56,520 --> 02:01:57,720
in Wisconsin or something.

2542
02:01:59,080 --> 02:02:02,520
Whatever you want, brothers, make it funny if you can.

2543
02:02:02,520 --> 02:02:04,760
And I think that being said,

2544
02:02:04,760 --> 02:02:08,120
we'll probably catch you guys next week or we'll see you soon.

2545
02:02:08,120 --> 02:02:09,000
Thank you.

2546
02:02:09,000 --> 02:02:09,880
Cheers, brothers.

2547
02:02:09,880 --> 02:02:10,360
Love you.

2548
02:02:10,360 --> 02:02:11,000
Bye, everyone.

2549
02:02:11,000 --> 02:02:11,400
Bye.

2550
02:02:11,400 --> 02:02:12,440
Take care.

2551
02:02:12,440 --> 02:02:38,920
Bye.

2552
02:02:42,440 --> 02:02:48,920
Bye.