Hello everyone, it's Lore Crimes!
Professional intro.
Get ready, get your bingo cards out.
Unfortunately my camera is already broken before we start it so I've got my little avatar.
Oh well. But today is a special day everyone.
We are doing a particularly interesting quiz today and we have a Quizmaster from the Realm of Warhammer animation.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's Devin, also known as Crack Duck!
Hello there. That would be me.
I'd just like to address something very quickly. Colin in the chat just immediately put just one word, come.
Just to get everyone.
Head us into the streaming mood.
I hate all of you.
No you don't.
Not you three. The audience.
Alright that's it, I'm leaving. I didn't come here to get hated on.
He came here for the cuck chair specifically.
Jazz with a cuck chair.
I just learned that cuck chair lore earlier, it was epic.
It's great.
We had to go through the basics of the bed made meme, why Hal is evil, what's the cuck chair, you know, everything.
So now he is a law crime expert.
Did I what?
Do you nickname it the Golden Throne?
No I don't nickname it the Golden Throne. If anything it's closer to like an orc loot pile.
Oh my god. Thank you everyone in the chat, by the way, because man, some of you are like already roasting us. Thank you DJ Beast, appreciate that.
Actually a nice comment, shout out to the one nice comment.
Amberking love your videos.
Cheers, brother.
We need the niceties.
Is excited you're here, Crack Duck.
Yes, I'm excited to be here too actually.
I like doing this little collab appearances.
What is he saying?
He says Hal got rid of the mirror because it's his portrait on Dorian Gray.
That's the guy from 50 shades right?
No.
Wait isn't that a book?
Yeah but I think Dorian Gray is the guy who has the portrait.
He's the one who stays young but his portrait ages.
Yeah he's making a joke about your age Hal.
I was like what are you talking about 50 shades of gray?
It's a philosophical novel by Oscar Wilde.
I was supposed to read it but I didn't.
For school or something or just.
Yeah they were like you need to read this for school.
It's the film with something on the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and there's a character like that isn't it?
Oh yeah.
The first book I did that with was Jane Eyre.
I could not stand that book.
I don't think I've even heard of that book.
It's I guess like the romance novel of all time or something.
They made you read a romance novel for school?
It's also from like 1890 or something.
So it's like you know the height of scandulousness is all gone.
My heavens she showed me her ankle.
Yeah.
But yeah before we get two off the rails we got a 499 donation from Parker Summerlin saying if the Primarch had a Pokemon what Pokemon would best suit each Primarch?
Falcon would have a Charizard.
That's 100%.
Bear?
Bear.
What's that Pokemon?
Everyone played the one where.
The one where the Leafe Green would like they go into the morgue and they have like the dead.
Oh Q-Bone.
Yeah I think Cronrad Curse would have that.
Seems up his vibe.
He's all pissed off all the time.
I'm stuck on this. I gotta get away from this.
There's a Pokemon that's like it's so angry it died and turned to a ghost.
That could be like Angra or something.
So the Manky variant.
I don't it might actually be called Manky still.
I don't know how the I forgot how the variants.
Not Primeape.
Oh yeah Primeape's it's like his variant though.
It's like the Aloglint version.
Oh okay.
Maybe Snorlax too.
After I retired from Pokemon.
He's more like Rogoldorn just because it's an iron ball.
It's so boring.
Or even funnier it could be Chansey because you just sit there for 20 hours waiting for the HP party.
Rogoldorn would have that one that literally holds a Gerda in I can't remember its name but it's like a building.
Oh I think it actually is just Gerda.
Yeah there you go.
Yeah that's Rogoldorn's Pokemon.
There's another one.
It's like a Sandcastle.
It's just called Gerda.
Spokey ones.
What's it called?
Unmatched dynamic sometimes.
G-U-R-D-U-R-R.
Gerda.
Give ol' Grimma Jinx.
A question for Mr. Crackdocboy.
DJ Beast asks Mr. Crackdoc your favorite epic battle of history.
Oh man I think wasn't there one with Michael Jackson and someone else?
There was it was Elvis.
Yeah I like that one just because I'm a big fan of both of them.
I think there's one with might have been Napoleon or something.
And they did a bunch of like short jokes and I thought that was the funniest shit ever when I first watched it.
The best one is the Ninja Turtles versus the Renaissance artist.
Wait there's Ninja Turtles versus that's a good one I want to watch that.
I didn't watch that many I'm kind of uncultured.
We've been begged since this channel started to get a epic rap battles tier list.
You got to do it you got to do it.
That's what I've been saying.
Donation by Incline Backup says GWR cowards that's why the Catachan jungle fighters don't worship Boingob.
The roundest of gods the rotisserie lord father of all squigs.
Crackdoc are you familiar with Boingob?
No I want to be.
Call him please Enlighten Mal.
We'll see in Age of Sigmar there's these thing called god beasts that are just really powerful divine monsters.
Oh like Pokemon.
Boingob was the squig god beast.
Oh so he's real.
Well he was real he tried to eat the sun and burned up.
Ah that's pretty cool.
I'd worship him.
I spent probably 15 minutes straight just laughing.
I like that guy.
Now Sigmar has some pretty fun lore.
I don't know anything about it but it is pretty cool.
He died as he lived.
Trying to eat the ground.
What kind of god are you if you can't eat the sun though?
Hey hey hey.
You leave him be.
Not for sins.
No what I'm saying is I think Boingob this might be a ploy like he kind of faked his death so he could go squig around somewhere.
Crackdoc Conspiracy Channel just going to be going through like what's the real origin of Boingob's disappearance?
Was it Fabius Bile?
Did he go and leave with Rogal Dawn into an alternate dimension?
Who knows?
Exactly.
Boingob didn't kill himself that's all I'm saying.
DJ Beast I see you in a discord call right now.
I will leave for the bit to go yell at you and come back.
You fucker.
Last thing Mag there will be no Overwatch feat tier list.
Darksman USA thank you for the five bucks.
GW shallet Kojima name stuff.
He gave us great names like Revolver Ocelot.
Revolver Ocelot unironically goes hard though.
Have you seen him like flipping around his revolvers in the cutscene?
It's like there's three polygons but it looks so fucking cool.
They're pretty good.
Just what I expected from the man with the thing going this fast.
Just as many polygons as you need.
Yes exactly.
I just get it warmed up.
Thank you Kojima.
That was an era.
With that being said we probably should get into the actual main thing.
Oh there's an episode.
Yes.
Believe it or not we're supposed to be having an episode.
It's a guard regiment quiz if I'm not mistaken.
It's just like guard in general.
I mean almost all the questions are related to a regiment.
Correct me if I'm wrong you seem to like the guard.
I'm somewhat of an enjoyer yes.
I dabble.
I dabble from time to time.
What is that noise?
I don't hear a noise.
I was looking at a Steam game before we started and then the...
Pay attention Colin.
I wasn't looking at it now.
The trailer started playing in the background.
The game is so crap.
I guess without a case in hand.
Someone's rooting for you Colin.
Let's go.
Kojima you need to say you're pretty good.
You're just big.
Thank you Donkeyman.
Wow thank you Crimson Glories.
I'm so stoked for this quiz.
I'm actually rooting for you Colin.
Also what's your favorite regiment and why is it the blood pact?
I'll just leave it at the blood pact.
Well mine's not the blood pact.
You should kill that guy.
I kind of like TANF.
They're fun.
TANF's pretty cool.
I'm a basic bitch.
I like Hades.
Sometimes the default is the default for a reason.
Exactly.
The Null is a good flavor.
I'm just going to say it.
Also what's the policy on cursing?
I've dropped a few curses.
We're good now at this point.
We should be okay.
I hope I don't...
If I do ruin it just bleep me out or something.
It's usually for 30 seconds or whatever.
Oh okay. We're long past that.
Yeah no you're good.
Wonderful.
Cock.
Wonderful cock.
Janissaries do go hard. I saw that in the chat.
Appreciate that brothers for the donation. Thank you so much.
I guess we'll try and get Colin or Andy a dub at this point.
Alright calm down.
I should say this is probably one of my weakest ones.
I analyze Colin's every single one of Colin's videos.
I know his knowledge and I tailored this quiz to be specifically the things he does not know.
Oh DJ Beast I wish I didn't just look that up.
Oh man.
DJ what?
Oh man. Oh god. That was a flashbang.
Don't look that up.
We're not even going to read that out.
That's pretty cool.
Joe no not yet. I think I'm not sure if I haven't had a voice actor on my stuff yet.
I do voice acting. I'm not good at it but I could do it.
I love I'll just I've got like a smattering of characters and stuff.
I need to watch more of your stuff. I kind of feel bad I didn't.
No there's literally no way you could watch everyone's stuff at some point.
I think I've been trying to catch up because once I got put into the cognitay like I just met a ton of people and I'm like I have to watch this stuff.
I don't know there are this many people making videos.
Yeah for real that's what I said.
There's no way like I haven't like confession I haven't even watched a Voldemort video for years like I just because there's like I'm already making videos about what I see.
Yeah that's another thing I don't want to watch I don't like to watch the topic I'm working on for like at least a month before because I'm like oh I'm going to repeat all the things I'm going to do the same exact video
accidentally.
You've just done a video on the tempest of science and I've just put I'm putting one out tomorrow and I'm like, oh, so you're copying me you son of a gun. Yeah, you Bob, get ready for a copyright strike buddy.
Oh, I'll meet you in the middle.
Yeah, he does that.
Raw six six he says question do you think you refuse in updating the Imperial Guard models is due to the guard being based off of real historical armies. So any non GW model could be kick bash or kit bashed into guard lack of profit.
I don't think it's that I think it is like a profit but just because like you guys think like Space Marines, say you're salamanders fan, you can just paint your Space Marines green and it's the same kid but like guard they're just so wildly different it's like, yeah, who's
gonna, they don't want to split the guard fan base you know like, oh I'm a Creek fan, or I'm a radio fan, and then you just buy like eight different guardsman kit they're the same thing.
That's for 10 grand GW's or am I was gamma draws the $2 saying, obviously, the best regimen is the Murphy 34, dude, it's got to be the Murphy 69.
What are you thinking.
Rule 30.
He did.
Should we get all that.
Let's do it, and I'm not blasting a road.
Leave me alone.
Well, Caleb Colin says let's hope Colin doesn't blast his mother Caleb Colin, I always starts in the most devious.
Right.
All right, mentioned in the video.
Yeah, let's, let's get cracking there we go brand synergy.
Alright, should I just read the question.
Alright, well, first question.
Who are the stoic regiment who loves to send mass infantry waves at any of the Imperium's problems that are most known for working with the legendary Thomas arcane. Oh, fuck.
Hang on. I thought this would be a layup guy. No, no, no, I get it.
The spelling will be very off by the way. Oh, that's fine. Nobody's ever going to see the spelling.
The only thing is, you say the guys who held themselves that like that's kind of all God.
Yeah. Yeah.
Honestly, the first part is I was going to put something else but then you said, Kane and I went, oh wait, I see where he's going. The question is the second part.
Yeah, yeah.
I used to do quiz. I was a big nerd, obviously, but they used to always misdirect you because you would also have to buzz it so people would buzz in early, and then they give the rest of the question it's like, oh, you're a fool.
It's my trap card, I just feel people playing along, you certainly can but try not to type in the answer straight away just so we don't. We're trying not to look at chat was we're answering.
Yeah, don't cheat.
Close it out.
Yeah, close the chat.
You're cheating might as well.
All right, we got 199 from Alpars ready for quite soon.
Yeah.
What is the name of the ultra elite troopers of the cadian regiment. Additionally, what is their name derived from.
I don't know how the additional is going to work I just wanted to add that I mean we could do an extra point. Yeah, we could do an extra point. I don't know if that's how you guys roll here but
I don't know the second part of that.
I have a vague yes doesn't mean I'm right.
Thank you very much.
Oh, God.
I think I know.
Andy told me he knows a lot about guard regiments so I'm hoping he wins. Well, I've done a bunch of videos on. Yeah.
I have no idea for the second part honestly, not a clue.
All right, should I go for three. We're ready for number three. This one's kind of recalling which regimen is famous for working particularly close with the elder and are heavily inspired by 1962 historical drama.
What
what's 1962 drama.
Oh, I mean I could give more information.
I thought I thought you guys. I don't know I guess my
someone's like some. This is like my week's box I mostly just do characters, so that makes sense if my videos. So a lot of like this is particularly like, I don't think I will win this.
I could give you more, more hints. It's a it's a world war drama. I don't know if that even helps.
I feel like if I give it like more hints though I might just give it away. No, it's not.
I should have put this in intermediate, if not expert.
I thought the elder one would be helpful. I, I'm blanking.
I have an idea but I don't know because I've just done a guard video but I know it's not what you're referring to some
guns if that helps.
I know somewhat.
We're just going to go with this.
I'm not coping.
I'm just going to bring it. Not coping. All right. Should I.
Review of like, how I didn't make them too hard now.
Where are you. Yeah, I know he's in the chat I just got an edit. We're do a phone call yeah.
I am in here.
All right, would you guys like me to
look at the answers or how does this work. Yeah, just how do we, what's the actual answer to question one. Okay, so for question one that would be the Valhalla and ice warriors.
Did you guys get that right. I did.
Should we read off our answers and just the rest of it. Yeah, everybody got that one right. Good job everybody.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, do you guys want to read off the answers or how does, how do you want me to read.
Actually, we can. I think we should read off our answers and that. Okay.
So what the actual okay I got you. And then, um, for two, it was the Kazarkin my favorite, and the name is from the Cadian fortress cities called Kazars.
On part two of that I put Kazarkin the first part was the entire plot of the B movie.
Yeah, I mean I put cast or kin but it has something about their hive cities does that counts. I mean city city close enough. I think it's the I think I get it. I'm pretty sure they are like kind of five cities, there's just like more fortified
and read out donation here by a bunny cop for five boxes.
Okay, he says, thanks for the Kazarkin.
Cool kids that's a big roast. Yes, he's doing a video on them tomorrow.
Yeah, that guy's awesome. Coffee grounds for snorting five bucks. Thank you brother says not likes elder not people inspired by them, you can tell from his opinion on Bretonnia things about you Colin words.
Hey, speak of the devil fucking shlong man is here.
Blood pact is the best guard regiment thank you brother that's cheating. They're not in the guard their traders on a shot in real any size summoned him.
What's the third, what's the third question was the taller and desert raiders was Lord to Arabia.
You threw me off with plasma guns up.
Oh, they like plasma guns because that's like one of the most mobile special weapons.
Right around on. I wouldn't have thought like the most famous I thought it just you know what I've been saying.
Well yeah that too. I mean Lawrence of Arabia is pretty much just saying, well, you really reductionist here you just said it was a drama.
It was a drama.
Historical drama. There's a lot of historical. I think it's really because it's a world war two Lawrence of Arabia World War one he's that world war. Yeah, he just said that's what I thought I did World Wars, did I, I'm just world war.
I apologize if I'm brain.
I should have said World War one I knew that from battlefield one I played the Lawrence of Arabia missions. Yeah.
You got two points for the second one with cancer Ken and the cities. Yeah, yeah he got. Yes, he did. Yeah.
What's the consensus on remembrance is a high cities. I feel like that's close enough right.
We could do a democratic vote, or however you guys want to do it. There is no democracy, you can decide only crimes.
Okay, well, do you think you're gonna get a lot more and later maybe we can make it interesting by not giving you the point.
Wow. I want to point, I want to be how for once, I think I think high cities is close enough. It's cities. Yeah. All right. And then no one got the third one right.
I'm sorry guys.
So by my count, it's three points to me three points to call them in two points to hell.
Yes. Yeah. Let's go donations won by crimson glory again thank you brother he says the blood pact are a God regiment, they got the Sabbath worlds. Don't the blood pact like still technically worship the Emperor isn't that like their thing or is it something else.
Well they currently have like, I think the Emperor is a God right. Oh, okay. That's not to be everyone pretty interesting I've heard of them before. Thank you.
The gaming storyteller. Yeah, he wrote that I like to be a quiz show guy, I based it on the quiz host I saw I forgot his name it's like something tendon bomb.
Yeah, because they do worship corn but they, I remember what was the thing where like they still acknowledge that the Emperor is God of War but they should have put that in the quiz. Dang it.
That's all good. They're also affection in Mass Effect completely I'm very good. People say my guardsman look like Mass Effect but I don't really see it to be honest.
My personal model or is that like, yeah my like homebrew regimen because I put red stripes I think that's the thing but like they're green so like, ah, that would do it. Yeah, the rest right there.
One red stripe on the arm. Yeah, one red stripe there we go. Are you comparing me to volsht chat. Don't do that.
Yeah, how could you.
Once around to or maybe right now.
All right, round two intermediate. Okay, number one, what famous regimen was introduced as a brown alternate scheme for a different popular regimen in a codex from the year 2000.
What was that we get can we get that entire question again please. Yes, yes, what famous regimen was introduced as a brown alternate scheme for a different popular regimen in the codex from the year 2000.
What was brown them.
Maybe I will say this question is a little bit misleading.
But like it is factual, but like you could get misled to stay stay wary.
All right, I have a vague idea. All right, all right, very vague. This is a bespoke regimen or is this. Yes, this is a known regimen.
Thanks plastic bag.
Colin I don't think you're ugly. Oh, thank you very much. Classic bag you can go float in the wind, like, I made him that elder video that I say back is a long time supporter.
Oh, okay. Well then he could call you ugly then here. Oh, such loyalty. That's how it is.
You're allowed to call me ugly.
All right, should I say question two. I don't want to hold on. I'm, oh you're still doing okay nevermind. I'm like, so that what is there, there are regimen that existed.
I've heard them brown and now they're a new regimen, but it's not a variation of an existing rate regimen it's a brand new one. It's a brand new one. Yes.
Okay.
God, I've never played against God on the tabletop no one I know plays God, this is pain. I play guard you know me now. I do. I take that as your resume lawyer.
Guard player.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go.
Look, DJ beast.
So this is the image of you right now. Yeah, I don't. If I see the
decide how good looking is MF in the world and I'm just like, bro.
It's into the picture, he's like jacked and stuff.
You read spicy ones though we all know that Midwest.
Moving on, I guess. Oh, yes. You guys already for questions. Yeah.
I'm just gonna, what regimen does Castellan or Sarkar Creed personally command. I would like the name and the regimen number.
Oh, how about that. Oh, just like, I mean, the name isn't like, well it's like just a regimen. Yeah.
Like what was the regimen called. This is daddy, you don't need to say like the special name or anything. Wait, so the, the regimen, pardon.
Yes, the regimen called one. Can I, can I have a rerun of the question. Oh, what regimen does Castellan or Sarkar Creed personally command.
Okay, we're gonna give it I guess with the name and regimen I meant like you can't just say like Katie is like, as the whole, like you need the right. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know Katie I just the number I'm, I'm gonna hope it's that number.
I believe I believe.
Praise be to Boyn Gobb.
I love Boyn Gobb I should have included him in the quiz I wish I knew about him.
You know, you now do you've been enlightened. Yes, I've been enlightened.
You'll have to put like a little Boyn Gobb plushie on your podium as like, yes I feel blessed.
When you like a really full from your dinner, but then you realize there's room for dessert that's Boyn Gobb working through you so that you can.
True. Thank you Boyn Gobb. He is the dessert.
Dessert emptiness. You can shovel more in. I love Boyn Gobb. There's a in the commandos kill scene there's a exploding squid, he could be like an avatar of Boyn Gobb.
Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.
His, his logger to the Chaos Gods.
He summoned zone. So he's able to explode is not the TNT.
All right. Um, how many barrels of hell are the Baneblade super heavy battle tanks commonly attributed as having this is in reference to the Don of War game quotes.
I think I know this. Colin you've played with played one not long ago. Yeah, I just had some memories.
Yeah, my man.
I got to play Don't war. I played against my friend and we both got annihilated by computer was humiliating. Well that's if you set it too hard it's like and you're going to get obliterated.
Yeah, yeah, and we haven't really played RTS is before that, and we're like, Oh, I'm building a cool little town.
What's the question again sorry. Oh, how many barrels of hell are the Baneblade super heavy battle tanks commonly attributed to having it this is a reference to the Don of War game quote.
Also, we've got a donation of $2 from Tom Warren saying it's also Boyn Gobb. When you eat a light bulb. True. True. Oh my gosh, those, those videos of people eating light bulbs they make me cringe so hard.
I'm like, Oh, that's a real thing. Yes, people put them in their mouth and it gets stuck and they're like, Oh, what am I supposed to do. I thought it was a name.
They're just like, Oh, no, no, no, no, no, there's a, there's a thing where it's like you could put a light bulb in your mouth but you can't take it out and people are like, Yeah, it can't be true.
That doesn't make sense. And they like stuff a light bulb in their mouth and it's like, Oh my God, and then they can't get it out. Yeah, they can't get it out. They like freak out.
Like, Oh, my car accident, actually smash it.
Just just bite down. Yeah, that's what people say in the comments and like, like, there'll be live streaming this because they're stupid.
They'll be like, just bite it. I remember an old, an old medical thing from when I worked in a hospital. Apparently they used to inflate balloons when people put light bulbs in another entrance way, so they can safely remove them because if you just try to like pull
them out, they shatter. And that's an even worse problem. That would be quite bad. I would imagine glass in your butthole.
I've had an idea.
Why is it up there?
And you put in first because you could literally.
Yeah, horrible. Yeah, you an expert in this. Yeah, you're an expert. Thank you to Caleb Collins who for the comment, slowly a plane.
Louis 1945. Thank you for the two boxes says I don't know who in brackets the US Army sends but I won fight in World War Three. Well, thank you, Louis already.
What do you mean screw your light bulb?
Crazy dog.
That's absolutely insane.
Hey, this.
Great. You guys have to review. Yes. So for the first question, the answer was the death corpse of Krieg.
Oh, it seems too obvious. Yeah, I thought I used to be brown. That was what I meant was misleading. Like originally they were brown. I put and then they later became I put harakoni warhawks I well over for that.
Geez. Oh, they aren't. Oh, I guess they are. They're like 10. Did you know that the harakoni warhawks are called hell divers before like the game came out.
Stealing idea I was racking my brain I was like brown regiment that's not a rich. I know they used to be like just leather like playing leather brown with a skull mask, I was thinking Armageddon or on Earth because I'm like well they're all covered in you know mud and stuff.
Like cat can but technically different. Yeah, Space Marine chapter that is brown.
Minotaur's and mine. I count does that count if they're bronze. I want to see them.
There's like nothing brown or orange. I know there is an orange one but I don't remember what's coming in a fire orange. It's like orange and black I think it's hard to get orange looking right. Yeah, I hate painting orange. It's a horrible.
Although I did a short on the penitent blades which have quartered blue and yellow and all the comments like that. It's disgusting. What is that the quartered schemes are always so funny to me like there's just like, that's a strange choice.
That's a music colors it tends to be all right when they're like vibrant, especially when it's a dark angels success is like that guy. Yeah.
It has to be like a reference to those like banners from like medieval times I would imagine truly a Renaissance parade. Yeah, exactly. Like, so weird though. Horrific.
I got that wrong as well but more audience because, you know, I like my bread.
I'm not supposed to basic. No more. And they're cool. Yeah, no they're a, they're just a reef color of the Armageddon Steel Legion models. I thought that's a joke I like to put in my videos they call the Armageddon yellow Creek and people are like, no actually the Armageddon came first.
Yes, that's a joke. That's the joke. Yeah. I also refuse to pronounce corpse right.
People yeah.
Lieutenant or lieutenant. I say lieutenant, I knew my British peers have told me that's wrong. You showed me where the F is and I'll call. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. Yeah, they're, they're still hung up that we left them.
I mean, I mean, if the Americans can say words like, you know color without the you, we can say left. We don't need those cold or color or color or color or color color or color or color color color color color color color color color color color color color.
Really, we should spell it C-U-L-E-R because color.
Like it's based on France.
C-U-L-L-E-R.
Color.
Oh, is that what you just said?
I might just repeat it.
She keeps saying Andy, like, bottle of water.
Like, for you.
Bottle of water.
What, mate?
You've got a license for that accent.
We're in America town now.
Plastic bag is really damn British.
Andy isn't British.
Andy's not a Brit.
Ah, kind of not.
Louis, nice work.
Wolf Lord Road collab.
I did one of those.
Well, I could see if I can get him on.
He's a busy guy, though.
Oh, god damn it.
I even, I even, Armageddon and Orocon.
I had Armageddon in the name, too.
Man, I just really.
You were so close.
What's the second one?
The second one was the Cadian Eighth.
Yes!
Or Creed's Legacy or Lord Castellan's Own.
I would have accepted any of those.
Cadian Eighth, baby.
Yes, sir.
There we go.
You guys all get a right?
Cadian Fifty-third.
I just, I only didn't know.
That's far too far.
Andy, did you get it?
I did.
I put Cadian Eighth Regiment.
I'm going to be last place in this quiz.
Now, this is epic.
All right.
And then the final one, how many barrels of hell
does a Baneblade have?
It's 11 in the quote.
11 barrels of hell.
I put 12.
Ah, you're so close.
I put 12 for a second.
It's that little auto-cancellation.
You put 10,000.
10,000, bro.
I've never even played God in Dawn of War.
I've played against him a lot.
But I was just thinking, there's a lot of times,
I think Colin said it before, there's
a lot of times in Warhammer, it's almost like,
I won't be defeated, not in one year, two years, or even 10.
10,000.
Ah, yes.
It's like, what about all the other years in between?
Thank you, Horace Heresy character.
I'm like, I will not hang down, not in an hour.
10,000 years.
I like how they're breaking it ahead.
It's like, what's your five-year plan?
What's your 10-year plan?
And what's your 10,000-year plan?
When they say that, it's like the 40k equivalent
of a Marvel cameo, because I know that the GW writers just
expect me to just blow buckets in my pants.
Yeah.
I have 40,000.
Oh my god, 10,000 plus 30,000.
Holy crap.
It's still almost like Globship poetry.
They rhyme.
Oh, god.
I love Globship.
Oh my god, it's cool.
That happens.
I love Globship.
I know he's my favorite Star Wars character.
Honestly, the sequel trilogy would have been saved for me
if he made an appearance.
What the fuck is this?
I'm like, that's not true.
Get him in the Actilite six-day trip done.
There he is.
I wasn't liking episode eight, but the fact
that they had that droid that was once seen for a pixel
in episode one, it made me nut violently.
Wait, which one?
I'm joking.
That's like the best of all years, isn't it?
No, that could have just been real.
That's something they would do.
That's a thing.
All the Star Wars shows have just been cameos.
It literally is.
It's all cameo.
Someone is out there being like, you know,
you want good writing, storytelling?
No.
No, we want to see the characters we saw.
Not even the characters, the thing we saw.
Yeah, it's like when they...
The best droid from whatever and chucking in,
they're going to go nuts.
No, for real.
It's like in, I think it was season two of The Mandalorian,
they put HK droids in.
I'm like, I've played Nightseer Republic.
Yeah.
I know what that is.
Even in, I think season one, they had that fricking ice cream
machine from Empire.
People lost their shit.
They're like, holy crap, there it is.
The thing that was only a toy and was never actually in anything.
George Lucas literally said, here,
hold this ice cream machine and run.
Now it's an APC.
I honestly...
I love that.
Star Wars is hard water.
I make fun of it, but I love it.
I feel depressed about Star Wars, man.
Oh, me too.
There's just so much of it.
I'm like, oh, OK.
What does your bed look like?
Shit.
Thank you, director.
But on the bright side, guys, Halo TV series has been canceled.
Oh, my god.
Huge, huge dubs.
God has returned.
MS is actually calling out, though, because I knew he would.
It's like a little break.
Put Chief back in his nation's card and go,
wake me when you need me.
Apparently, there's a problem.
We have a proper script.
They're not done with it.
Just like Paramount just don't see a profit in it.
So they're going to, I guess they'll try again at some point.
Hopefully.
I get scared when they make shows of things I love.
Like, oh, man, I hope they do it good.
I just don't want to.
So what?
The Witcher.
Oh, I wasn't even a Witcher fan, but I heard how bad it was.
And I felt bad for Witcher fans.
Man.
Dutch coming in with the sponsorship layup.
Thank you, Dutch.
Should we move on to the other?
Angry Hamonkillerz donated two pounds, saying,
any questions on Penal Legions?
I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Maybe.
Should we move on to the next or the last set?
So what's the point tally, by the way?
I think I should be keeping track of this.
From what I can tell, it's two points to Hal.
And me and Colin are tied at four points.
Yes, Hal has two indeed.
And then, yes, I think you're right.
Wait, are we?
I've won so many.
You said five, right?
Oh, no.
I would have five, Andy.
You would also have.
Yeah.
No, Andy, you would have four.
Did you get the Armageddon one right?
He got the Cadian and the.
Oh, no, wait.
Yeah, he would only have four because he got the.
Oh, you got five.
Yeah, I got the Cadian, eighth, and the 11 bear.
Three, four.
Yes.
Well, Colin's actually winning.
I told you I analyzed Colin's channel.
I know what he knows.
Colin won the quiz on corn.
And he hates corn.
And that's the only reason why he's so.
He won out of spite.
I think I have two.
I have two dubs.
How many dubs do I have, Andy?
Never mind.
Speaking of Colin.
You'll have three dubs after today, I hope.
Colin's biggest fan calling on Colin to win.
So it's a beautiful thing.
I want Colin to win too.
I'll do it.
I love underdog stories.
I might just not answer any more questions seriously.
Yeah, yeah, just throw it.
Please quit.
Go home.
Should we get into the expert category now?
Let's go.
These ones, I feel like they are pretty obscure.
I feel like they might be too hard.
All right.
So number one, what is the name of the Steel Legion stormtrooper
who was one of the few survivors alongside Grimaldus
in the last stand at the Temple of the Emperor Ascendant
in the Battle of Hell's Reach?
Oh.
Do we need his full name?
You could put his first name.
Oh, it's in there.
He's going to get it right.
OK.
Mr. Andy the Remembers.
I enjoyed winning.
I remember things.
It's my job.
God, it's in there.
Coffee grounds.
It's not in here.
He's donated $2 saying the Halo series got canceled.
Nature is healing.
Yes, it is.
It truly is.
The love of Jesus Christ truly is infinite
to give us such a bountiful gift.
Oh, God, it's in my brain.
It's in there.
Hello, hero.
Just take out the batteries, put them back in, and reboot.
No, I can hear his voice in my head.
And then him being sad at the end.
Because he had the headache.
Yeah, yeah, he has a funny story, actually.
He didn't get his paycheck.
There's a hint.
Got mad he didn't get his paycheck.
Yeah, he did, yeah.
Yeah, so you know who it is.
You just need the name.
So close.
I'm just going to taunt.
I'm just going to taunt out with more of our quotes.
Thank you, Bubebo, for reminding.
I won the Phoenix Lord quiz.
I'm up too.
Oh, yeah.
Four more tanks must die.
You didn't win the Phoenix Lord quiz.
You would have to throw away your camera.
I would be done.
Your friend, your love, did she make it?
Did you find her?
Yes, I found her.
Oh, I thought that.
Anyway.
I panicked.
It's a hero.
Is everybody's answering?
We're in.
I'm not bowled into a guardsman.
All right.
Let's go with the second one.
OK.
Lasguns are the guards' most iconic and trusted weapon.
What is the pattern that the solar axilia are known to use?
This one's kind of cheating because I don't think
they're technically guard, but it's close enough.
They're like 30k guards.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
I called the Siamese a regiment, and people were like,
well, technically, they aren't a regiment.
And I'm like, I mean, technically, they are, though.
Well, they are.
I mean, I've just done a video.
They are like a regiment.
Yeah.
They are like a weird.
And the thing is, I watched your video,
and you were talking about the Kasserkine and stuff.
And I'm like, technically, they're not Tempest or Siamese.
Yeah.
They're like the equivalent.
So I had to ask for a slight bit of help.
Is this a number or are there letters in it, too?
You need the name.
I think the name would be the most important thing.
For their Lasguns.
God, they're like the pattern of Lasgun, yeah.
I mean, if you say the number, I
don't think there's many other ones with the same number.
Oh, good.
Oh, there's a number, too.
All right.
Yeah, half on winning, Andy.
If you say the number, that's half points.
But if you say the name, that's full.
I can't think of it.
I'm just thinking like, you know how.
Yeah.
Like, God, I just name crap after the Primarchs,
like a Malkador tank or something.
So it's like.
Oh, a hint.
It's a weird made up word, if that helps.
Actually, it might be a real word, I don't know.
Because it's early on.
I'm going to put a low number.
I'm going to put a low bullet.
All right.
Also, a plastic bag is a new member.
I think that's an acceptable answer.
All right.
Now, should I say the last question?
Oh, wait, are you still doing it?
I'm sorry.
I don't want to rush forward.
I'm not cooking right now.
I'm burning the food.
Come on, come on.
I believe in you.
Caleb Collins donated $2, saying,
Darth Jar Jar is in the next LEGO Star Wars game.
Of course he is, obviously.
Dude, imagine.
No, we're not.
If they add Glub Shido to the Star Wars LEGO games,
I would freak it.
I would go crazy.
Was I supposed to go next to my Lord of the Rings
entire Mordor set and then also like.
You know what they should do?
You know when the LEGO games, you get those special blocks
and they make a big thing at the end of the game,
and it's just Glub Shido.
That would be so cool.
Whole game.
That's a reward for 100%ing the game.
You build Glub Shido.
Disney's already like smacking me over the head
with like what they're producing.
I don't need that in my life.
I think I could handle it.
I couldn't even watch Star Wars in a while.
It might be good again.
I don't even know.
I doubt it, but it might.
I heard it.
Caleb Collins, I'm not going to win.
Disney's on one hand.
He said things Hal's going to win.
Oh.
You saying dig doo doo now?
Yucky yucky poo.
I said dig instead of big, and that was sick.
I'm just going to call that out for everyone else
in the chat does.
When you mispronounce something, you just gaslight them.
Say, no, I did say big.
Yeah.
You're here.
That's crazy.
You crazy.
Or maybe we mispronounced it on purpose.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, that's what I get.
More interaction in the video.
Yes.
True.
Yeah.
Me saying corpse for the five millionth time.
All right.
Are you guys ready for question three?
Please.
Quickly, DJ Beast in 82 dollars saying,
roll up to red carpet with a glop shit-o face tat.
Nice.
What will those SoundCloud rappers do next?
A tattoo right under the face.
God.
Should we do the last question then?
Yes.
This one's kind of like it's quite a mouthful,
because I wrote OK, so I'll just read the questions.
I'll ask you guys how you guys want to do it.
Throughout the Imperium, there are countless guard regiments.
Which of these regiments did I make up?
And then I put a bunch of names and short descriptions.
Do you want me to send you the descriptions as I read them
so you can have them on hand?
Or how do you always want to do that?
You can read them out.
All right.
OK.
There's five I put.
OK, so first, the Terax Guard.
An elite Imperial Guard regiment in which nearly all of the
guardsmen are trained to the level of commissars
and stormtroopers.
And then B, the Vatraxie Dragoons.
Hailing from a feudal desert world,
the Dragoons are known for wearing medieval style armor
and using las locks.
Naturally, their commanders wear ornate suits
of knight-like armor and have a thing for melee combat.
C, the Jopal Indentured.
Hailing from the world of Jopal, these guardsmen
are born indentured.
They are very reserved and defensive in battle,
and that makes the Kreeg think they're pussies.
OK.
And then D, the Tangor Wode Warriors.
Not to be confused with the Tyson Boxers,
these are really faithful guardsmen who believe that,
and I quote, belief will conquer bullets.
So they go to battle completely naked.
And then E, Arkand Confederates.
Based on the short-lived United States Confederacy,
these guardsmen fought a civil war
on the planet of Providence, and their first company
is called the Burning Eagles.
If that wasn't on the nose enough,
they wear gray uniforms and have hoofed sentinels.
So hold on.
We have to pick out one next week.
You have to pick what I made up.
Yeah, I made one up, and the rest are all real.
100% real.
You read out just the names of them.
Yeah, so there's the Tarex Guard, the Commissars
and Stormtrooper one, the Vatraxii Dragoons, the feudal one,
Jopal Indentured.
They're the pussy one.
Tangor Wode Warriors, they're the naked ones,
and then Arkand Confederates, they're the Confederate ones.
I know a few of those are real.
Oh.
And I know what they are.
Andy's the real expert.
I've actually, yeah, I actually know this one.
You do?
Yeah.
Let me guess.
Colin might actually win, then.
I feel like the crazy ones.
It's so crazy that it must be him.
A lot of them are quite crazy, I feel.
What's the first one again, sorry?
The Tarex Guard.
Do you want the description?
Yeah, I think it's the Tarex Guard.
What's the first one again, sorry?
They're the ones that are elite.
I feel like that's almost too bland compared to the rest of them.
And that might be like...
I just ran out of creativity when I made a fake one.
I was like, well, I like Stormtroopers.
What if they're all Stormtroopers?
Every one Commissar, done.
They're there.
That's something 40K would do.
What's the second one again?
The Vatraxii Dragoons, they're from a feudal world.
I think I'm saying Vatraxii, right?
I don't know if that's the one where there is a Dragoon's one,
and you've essentially made it sound like another Guard regimen.
Would I do that?
Would I be that mean?
As in, there is a Dragoon's one, I think,
and then you've made it sound similar to another one.
I think there's multiple Dragoon's ones.
Well, to be fair, there's three different variants of the Psions.
The Tarex Guard, the best of Psions.
Yeah.
40K is not known for having completely original names.
I don't care if I'm wrong on this one.
All right.
Are you guys all locked in?
All right, should we get into the first answer?
Yeah.
The first answer was Andredge Valotok.
I think I'm saying that right.
Andre.
Andre, there we go.
Sorry, my bad.
I can't read names.
I just put Goku.
I saw, yes, you put Goku.
That's close enough.
That was out.
Goku can survive Hell's Reach.
Easy.
Yeah, so Andy's the only one who got it right.
Serjei would be a cool name.
I found generic European.
Like, oh, yes.
Serjei is that guy from Black Ops 1.
Oh, yes.
Vorkuta.
I just don't know why I remember that.
Black Ops 1 lore, thank you.
No problem.
I'll just put Borat 40K.
This is now a Black Ops stream.
No more 40K.
That's for nerds.
Thanks, man.
Black Ops.
Thanks, man.
What's your favorite Black Ops zombie maps?
Oh, you bastard.
I was going to ask that at the end.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I think Colin asked that to me when I was streaming with him.
And I was like, I don't know.
The maps.
No.
What do the numbers mean?
Disappointing.
All right, should I go into the second one?
Please.
This was the Calabrax pattern.
Did anyone get that?
I put Hell's Reach.
No.
I don't think I want to say my answer.
No, but I like your answer.
I think you should say it.
Yeah.
I reckon Morty lore is impeccable.
Oh, god.
I just put two.
I put a number of two.
A number would have been five.
You're three off, close enough.
I thought it was like a Mark II Lasgun done.
OK.
The Mark II Lasgun would either be like the biggest piece of shit
or the best gun in the game.
How 40k works.
Yeah.
Sit loud in front of the class.
How no DJ beast is over.
Shall we shall we start with the last one?
Yeah.
The answer was Traxy Dragoons are made up.
Oh, I changed my mind last second.
Because I know there's only got to be Dragoons.
What did you guys all put?
I put Road Warriors because naked guys on bikes
is too Mad Max.
Road Warriors are funny.
I knew all the other ones were war.
Well, it's funny because they're spelled Wode Warriors, like W-O-A-D.
Yeah.
It's kind of based off the Celtic old tales of them going to battle.
Oh, is that why it's spelled Wode Warriors?
I thought they just had a frickin' lisp or something.
That's why I put the Mike Tyson boxers.
No, it's the Wode Boas.
It's like the Wode or whatever it is.
The Wode Wraith.
I don't remember exactly.
That's pretty cool.
Because you've proved me off.
Because I know there's Vytreon Dragoons is the one that Hal was
referencing.
Yeah, I actually was that mean.
I did put that.
I was about to throw you off.
And I put my answer in, and then you said that.
And the part of me dying.
He's on to me.
I got to throw him off.
I was at my expense because I knew exactly what you were talking about.
And then I did a different answer.
Maybe you just can't pronounce words good.
Yeah, no, I usually can't pronounce words good.
No, yeah, there is one.
Yeah, it's whatever you said.
But they're slightly different.
They're like a mechanized infantry unit, I believe.
Not to be confused with the Ventrillions, which are a different.
The Ventrillions are peachies.
Yeah, they're the normal guys, big plumes.
I thought the Joe Paul indentured were really funny when I learned about them.
If you look at their uniform, it's the most horrendous looking uniform ever.
It's literally like the 90s solo cup teal.
Not solo cup, Dixie cup.
And then like has polka dots.
Oh, yeah, those guys.
They're pretty, they're pretty fun.
Honestly, they did give us naked guardsmen.
They have like official art.
They're like Lasgut is covering their cock.
Jesus.
Anything could have been completely false on it.
Like, I just love that part of Warhammer.
It's just so stupid.
There's just so many stupid guard regiments.
Yeah, I just love it.
It's like when you explain to someone about Warhammer, you're like, oh, yeah,
purple makes the hawk sneaky and then there's like, are you serious?
Yes, 100 percent.
It actually works, though.
Yes. And OK, so if I'm not mistaken, I think Colin's either winning or tied with.
I think he's winning.
Yeah, he has won over.
My account has six points.
And so I have five.
But at least we're not hell with two points.
Nina, Nina, Nina.
How many wins do I have in the public?
I don't know. I didn't count.
Wow, not many.
I think it's something like 12 or 15.
You have 12 wins and Colin has two.
You guys got to let him win.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, this is just.
The thing is, Colin, do you remember the time when I had a winning streak
and everyone was mad at me and then how it got passed?
It was the first few ones we did.
And then Hal was like, I'm actually going to win everything going forward.
And Hal went super saiyan.
He started researching.
He has an inside man.
Tells him the topic.
Because a lot of the stuff is like when I do my videos,
I have to read every single book related to the thing.
So I've just kind of built up a very specific knowledge on certain things
and other things. I'm just like way over my head, like generic stuff in 40K.
Yeah. Some tabletop things.
Just I miss it.
You know, my brain's weird like that, too.
Like, I'll read so much stuff and then I'll like go in one near one out the other.
But then like some obscure random fact will stick with me.
And I'm like, why do I know this? What the hell?
What is wrong with me?
I just I'm letting the team down on this one.
Sorry, brothers.
Had me on the wins. It's not happening.
All good. All good.
Pain.
All right. Well, how do you guys want to do this bonus question?
Do you want to make it so I'll just say the question and I'll ask you guys
how you want to do it.
The question is, name as many regiments as you can that got official models.
And so do you want to make it like a point each or do you want to make it like,
oh, if you get three, you get a point, if you get blah, blah, blah
or whatever, you get a point or do you want to just do it like the most?
Where's that?
I mean, you could have a chance to make a comeback if he just knows all this
guard lord models.
Colin, we don't want that opinion.
I don't have one, whatever.
I reckon.
I reckon groups of numbers per points rather than one point each.
Otherwise, it might be a bit.
Yeah, one point each might just swing at a time.
Yeah. All right.
Let's just say that like four is one point, eight is two points.
And then just so on.
Or do you guys want to do it less like three or?
Yeah, three is one. Three is one.
Three is one. All right. Yeah. OK, then.
DGP says if how lose a string of my Jesus Christ.
That's crazy.
Impossible, Colin, when what next?
Eldal winning on tabletop, they're all.
If you win, they get their last crone sword.
If not, you let them down.
You know, we are finally allowed to have fun.
Yeah. But if not, it's your fault.
So it was a time for me to just start naming regiments.
Yeah, I want to just like say how many can you do in like four minutes or whatever?
All right. I just have one.
OK, before we commit.
Is the 500 different numbers of Cadian's going to count as a different?
No, they like to like
woods.
I've already started typing to them.
I'll start a little four minute timer.
I feel like five minutes is too much, almost for my.
This will be straightening my typing.
Yeah, we're going to be ASMR portion of the show.
Oh, man.
Put your mic right next to your keyboard and type all the guard regiments.
I don't know. And keep in mind, this is love for like once I got official models,
not just like guard regiments in general.
I think that is I think the tactic is you just got to name as many as you can.
And then yeah, then like whatever you get sticks.
Bra.
You could also make up a few.
I mean, they're close.
You just take a sip of water.
God, I'm going to struggle here.
I believe in you. You can make a comeback.
The only the only comeback here is the one on.
With the cum gutter 3000.
Oh, yes.
Wow. That's the only thing you'll remember after this.
God.
I read SC six one fifties or six one fives comment.
Will you guys do that?
Been following for a couple of months.
Finally got to catch a lie from the backbone of the Imperium.
Keep on uncovering the lore for us, brothers.
Thank you. Thank you.
Kind words.
I can't think of a model.
That's true, Polk.
If Colin wins, the elder gets to move forward.
If not, corn wins.
Oh, what has official models, though?
That's hard.
That doesn't matter.
Yeah, I want to limit it somewhat, just so like you can't just name
any like random imperial guard regiment, because like, honestly,
I can't track it the way I forgot most of the ones from the last one.
Shit. Yeah.
I was right there and I only remember one of them.
But none of those guys would have models.
They're all a bunch of weirdos.
But they're still regiments. They're there.
No, but it's ones that got official models like on the box was like named.
This is a shock trooper box.
Oh, OK.
Time to delete like half these answers.
Well, they might be right.
Yeah, it's not worth it.
I'm just going to like send what I can remember.
Enjoy.
Just like shotgun blasted.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, bro.
You know what? I'm done cooking. I'm done trying.
I mean, you get just one.
I put nine in.
Although one of the three points, one of them, I'm not completely positive.
Two of them, actually, I'm not totally certain they had models.
We will we shall see.
There's one minute left.
Oh, I'm.
Trying not to miss any of the obvious ones.
Yes, don't miss the obvious ones that would be bad.
There's a few that are like less obvious, too.
So I mean, if you know a somewhat famous regiment and are on the fence.
I've just sent you everything I can think of and you'll have to weed out the ones
that are on. Yeah, I'll just because I'm not taking that chance.
I'm like, I'm not deleting anything.
This might be. Oh, yeah.
Then you hear it and you're like, damn it, I had that exactly. Yeah.
No, every wrong one you get is minus two points from your total score.
Well, that could be an interesting.
Oh, no.
That'd be cruel.
Damn it, Alex.
As if it's better really in Dragoons wasn't cruel,
but it was like, I know exactly what you did, sir.
You took a bow. It was cruel.
You took out one.
Oh, and when I felt it essentially and I changed their lore.
Yeah.
Especially the way you described them and you were like,
oh, they wear this armor and they come from and I was like, yeah,
that would be a cool regiment.
I'm sure there is one.
All right. Timers up.
I'm hopeless. All right.
We in can we just read out this donation from raw six?
Yes, of course. Five dollars.
Thank you, Rob. Joke.
Can we can we ask our own bonus questions?
Mine is which Imperial Guard Regiment are based off Warhammer Fantasy factions?
I only know two.
I don't know anything about fantasy.
Oh, my God, bro. There's a whole new.
I mean, there's this thing called the end times.
Ignore that. But everything else is a whole new world.
Everything else is that not great.
Opposite of great.
Might I suggest you check out a series on YouTube?
I heard it's pretty good. It's called Fantasy Fireside.
I don't know. Host seemed pretty cool. I don't know.
I can feel it.
Here, I'll tell you how many you guys got right.
Oh, you really did just put every single regiment. Yeah.
This is how I just see.
I just hot shot as many rounds as I could.
Oh, I've missed the 10.
Oh, no, I've missed.
I didn't know that one.
You charge up. Yeah.
Oh, wait, I might wait. Hold on.
I wonder if there's like just a regiment that is just named like SLUR or something,
because at this point, I'm not surprised GW haven't.
I mean,
GW's made some interesting decisions previously with some other models.
And there is no stereotype unturned.
Or the Confederacy Regiment.
That was so funny.
Don't people get their feathers ruffled with the Praetorian Guard a bit who are like that?
Yeah, they're like the British.
Yeah, the British ones.
Yeah. I'm glad you said that.
Yeah, with no tea. British.
British.
British. The brisket.
I could go for some barbecue now, you bastard.
But I'm about to revolt.
There's a 2% tax and we don't have representation.
I'm probably paid 20%.
Maybe you should have given us some reputation.
All right. Maybe I should learn how to speak before I open my mouth.
I think America's got plenty of reputation.
America's never done anything bad.
What are you guys talking about?
What is this?
All right.
I guess it's Hallease.
Do you guys want to hear?
I do already.
All right.
So first off, Collin got eight right, which would be two points.
Oh, which one did I miss?
Was it the?
It was the Armageddon or country's.
They never gave me a point.
They never get an orc hunters.
They never got like official models.
They've got they they're in white dwarf.
Yeah, but they didn't get a kid.
That was just Katachan, wasn't it?
I was hoping you wouldn't count it.
I can't count it.
If you get that one point, that would be the difference between two or three points.
I know.
Oh, man, I don't know.
What do you guys want to do?
Be nice. Be nice to have it.
All right.
I'll give you the point.
They're converted as a kind of models, but they are version.
They are the acts they did.
Yeah.
So Collin, we'll give it to you.
We'll give it to you as much as like some other things are conversions of other models
to.
Yes.
All right.
So Collin got three points then.
And then Andy, Mr.
The Remembrancer got 12 correct.
So that would be four points.
Damn.
Jesus Christ.
He got almost all of them.
I think I think he only missed the necromunda spiders.
I don't even I don't even know about them.
I think the original guard models that came out of Rogue Trader were supposed to be the
necromunda spiders, which is like the regimen made up of a bunch of gangers and stuff.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
Wow.
Interesting.
And then how he got 10 right.
So that's three points.
Did I get 10?
Wow.
I think you got I think everyone you put was right.
If not, maybe one was wrong because I assume solar means like solar auxilia.
Yeah.
I think it would be dumb to not count that.
I mean, they're close enough.
I mean, you said earlier, although the only ones you didn't get right were the Teraks
and the Dragoons.
Yeah, I just I forgot that you might have put them.
All right.
So with that, three points, four points and three points for Collin, Andy and Hal, respectively.
Did Andy does that mean Collin and how are in a Collin and Andy tide or?
Yeah.
How has five points in calling?
I thought he had six points.
Oh, wait.
Oh, my bad.
I think three points.
Yeah.
So it's a call in had five and I had Collin had six and I had five because I got one extra
point we've tied.
We can't.
We need a tiebreaker.
I was going to say tiebreaker.
All right.
Who wants to describe the lore of my homebrew regiment?
Who watched the stream?
Who's a real crack duck fan?
No, we need a home.
I guess I'm going to like that.
Do you want to have a second to think about?
I think of something different.
I think it's a kid of Collins as USA question.
USA question.
That's a barbecue base vinegar or tomato.
Is he asking like what the better sauce is the salt?
Yeah.
Better than barbecue sauce.
What?
Oh, he's asking like if you use vinegar or tomato for the to make the sauce, I assume.
Yeah, I agree.
I don't know.
I'm not a barbecue making person.
I don't really know.
Oh, man.
I need to think of a card question.
Vinegar is usually spicier stuff and the sauce isn't as thick.
Here's a question for you guys.
Have you ever tried vinegar cakes?
No, that sounds not good.
They sound bad.
So basically you take out the rising agent, you replace it with vinegar and they are like
super duper duper moist and they're really nice.
But then like a day after you make them, they dry up and they turn horrid.
But then they used to be made by like paupers and they're actually really, really good if
you Google it like you just like cakes.
Yeah, like all people could afford the rising agent.
So they use vinegar.
So paupers, paupers.
Why did you describe them as paupers?
Because it was in olden times.
So when he paid with it for it with a farthington or something.
Yeah, three shillings.
Caleb said he's being European again.
Let's smack on the face.
I'm not European.
What European?
European Harry.
I am an islander.
Yeah.
What continent is the island on?
What continental place?
It's betwixt continents.
I'm not American.
I'm a Nevada.
No.
The UK is not a continent first of all.
Not yet it isn't.
My homeland used to be a pirate port.
So we flew different flags back then.
How about it?
How about a somewhat easy one?
What about just like name as many Imperial guard tanks that you can?
Okay.
Is that a good question?
Yeah, go for it.
All right.
I'll give you a minute.
Thanks for the creamy question mark.
I think it by document USA says best Greek contest.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
There we go.
Here.
Andy fix your camera and do a gritty hit the fattest gritty you can.
The fattest gritty you possibly can.
A quiz with no prize.
Colin pride is what it says.
Colin is from milf Island.
Skippity Biden.
Oh, yeah.
My brain's right.
I never want to hear skippity next to anything else.
Colin's an actual skippity fan.
It goes hard.
Skippity toilets and nuts.
There's also including Horace heresy tanks, I assume as well.
I'm fine with the media.
I'm just not fine with the culture in reference to skippity toilets.
Did you see that kid getting like a shot or something?
He was screaming.
He's praying to his patron God.
You got five seconds to get your final answers in as many guard tanks as you can.
So I can think of.
There we go.
All right.
Let's see.
That's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
Okay.
Pinker's got 10.
And out of the 10 were almost all Bane blade variants.
It counts.
There should be a hundred of them.
Oh, and Andy only got five.
Yeah.
Three, four, five.
And you put a rhino for one of them.
Does that count as a guard tank?
It is a tank.
They can use it.
It's a tank.
Well, yeah.
Colin just absolutely smacked.
Colin is a true champion.
Well done, Colin.
He remembered every single Bane blade variant.
It's like Bane blade, Bane sword, shadow sword.
So it was like the first words on top.
And nobody put a Chimera, one of them classics.
I don't know if they counted as a tank.
Oh, I guess.
Yeah.
I guess it's technically like an infantry fighting vehicle or whatever.
Well, I guess the TORUX wouldn't count as a tank either then at that point.
He still won.
Caleb Collins.
Pinker is kind of crazy.
He's actually the true guard lord.
He knows everything.
You might hear it.
Caleb Collins wrote T-PAC.
He says, whose country kicks more ass is the Stuna?
Wait, what?
I didn't read it wrong.
Probably is the winner.
Probably.
Neil Armstrong.
Neil Armstrong does kick a lot of ass.
He conquered the moon single handedly.
I thought of the guy who did the cycling for a second.
He conquered cheating and cycling.
Isaac Newton invented gravity.
I don't understand why he's Armstrong.
It should be Lake Strong if he's a real cyclist.
The true winner is the Brit who helped invent the World Wide Web, which allows us all work.
I thought he was Scottish.
That's still British.
They don't like being called British.
That's true.
They'll get mad at you.
Scotland and say that.
But the passport is still British.
Look at how much stuff the Scots have invented.
Don't forget Buzz Aldrin, the third guy that's so foul.
He didn't get to go to the moon and now he doesn't get to be remembered.
What the hell?
He takes that back to the old guy.
The third guy.
Well, he's old now.
Michael Collins.
Yeah, we all do that.
We're all space fans.
Angry Hamantulas, two bucks, he says, take the guard Simp Crown from Bricky Collins.
Coffee grounds for snorting.
He knows the guard well.
He said it himself in brackets.
The Imperium is in the closet to the Skaven and we know how he feels about rats.
Crimson Glory also says Colin knows three things.
Corn, Phoenix, Kings and God.
Kings, Lords.
Phoenix, Kings.
That's a different position.
He's gonna get mad though.
Damn, man.
Oh boy.
Let's be murderers.
Must-it-back says Scottish is Brit- Scottish is Scottish, British is Scottish.
Scottish is Scottish, British is British.
How does having a stroke?
Yeah.
British cope.
True.
Yeah, they don't like to claim us.
They don't.
I don't know if I can take the guard Simp Crown from Bricky though.
I don't have any guard minis.
I have a single metal rattling.
Hey, there we go.
I have one with DJ Beast.
Oh, DJ Beast says Colin won the quiz.
Now forehead jaw with Bricky.
That's crazy.
That will truly be the battle of titans.
Bro, I said it before.
We should definitely like sponsorship.
We should just put it on our big foreheads.
Yeah, there we go.
That was a poor hammer thumbnail.
We have good real estate.
Yeah.
We have real estate.
Bro, you totally beat like we weren't going to get a manscapes just like big in big.
Dude, not even that.
I'll just shave your balls on my head.
Shaving the word manscapes into your hair.
Everything else is-
That would be dedication.
That would be the number one manscape, dad.
You'd be like, look how precise these tools are.
Bricky Prime, thank you so much.
Colin W.
Let's go.
Apparently from what I've been hearing, it's not all too common.
No, it's actually for the quiz quite rare.
If there's anything Colin was heresy, Colin doesn't.
I'm Alan.
Yeah.
He just gets this glazed look on his face and we're like, yeah, he's somewhere else.
The eyes are open, but no one is home.
Thank you, Floyd.
The eyes are open, but the bed is not made.
Thank you.
What were you saying?
What were you saying before you started this?
I was sympathizing with him.
I said, I don't make my bed ever.
I don't think I've made my bed in the last year.
But a comment here by Belongu says, four header, 40,000 centimeters.
Thank you for the title.
Oh wow.
Coffee Crowns says, why is there a specific elf emoji?
Wait, what?
Yep.
Apple has an elf emoji.
Yeah, they do.
And they have a mermaid emoji.
There's three elf emojis and then a third one that looks-
There are like three variants of all the emojis that are like-
Oh yeah.
It's different colors, isn't it?
Because I think somehow the yellow color, the default one, wasn't- something wasn't
cooking with it.
People weren't happy or something.
They didn't like the default yellow?
What's wrong with yellow?
I mean, it's Simpsons, isn't it?
Or is it just Simpsons?
Yeah.
Simpsons and Asians.
That's me.
My girlfriend calls me a Simpsons all the time and it's so mean because- so I went to
the dentist and he's like, you have a 100% overbite.
And I said, what?
How?
And also I'm Asian.
So she's like, yellow and overbite.
You're a Simpsons character.
And I say, stop.
And he goes, no.
And the Simpsons are like pale white.
I'll delete it at home, delete it in the workplace.
Truly.
The struggle of having a 100% overbite, apparently.
100%.
I don't know how it's even possible because like, I don't look like- like you've seen
those pictures with like people with like no chins or anything.
And that's what I would imagine with like 100% overbite.
But I don't look like that.
Or maybe I do.
He's more- he's more overbite than man.
Yeah, I guess so.
100% overbite.
We've got Caleb Collins donating another $2 saying, Colin has the debate crown despite
being a Simp.
That's okay.
Ah, yes.
There we go.
Debate crown.
Was it-
Well done, man.
Master debater.
If you don't know about fantasy, Devon, there's a character called Teclis who's basically
like a high elf wizard.
Colin, what do you say about Teclis when particularly-
Oh, if one of us were- if we were in a room together, one of us is coming out pregnant.
Yeah.
That's pretty epic.
I think I've heard about Teclis on the Asturias Anonymous podcast.
And that might have been the Colin episode.
In fact, I believe that was.
Oh man, I'm not proud of my performance in particular on that podcast.
I am all foul.
I think it's fine if this is the new status quo.
I think when Eli comes back he'll be like, yeah, this is good.
This is good.
I like this.
It is.
Excellent.
We just talked about Teclis and the pregnant eating Teclis.
I think Teclis is a color.
Is it?
Teclis is like a light blue.
It's a GW color, isn't it?
Yeah.
Just to finish on this note, I was on the Asturias Anonymous podcast and I think there's
a bit of talk about Primarch tragedies.
It's like a recent episode.
Yes, you were dabbing.
And there's a bit where someone, I think it was, I can't remember, someone said something
about like, oh, poor Lorgar, he was beaten as a child.
And I literally just went, how?
How is that possible?
Like he's a Primarch?
I don't know.
How was he beaten?
They probably hurt their fist on him.
Yeah.
I don't know how you could possibly like, I'm obviously like, that's a hot take, but I
don't know how you could possibly.
Probably emotionally being like, you're a nerd.
You'll never be as good as Dorne.
And he's like, who's Dorne?
You'll see.
Just so I don't take you out of context here, Hal.
So what you're saying is you support child abuse if they are a superhuman demigod.
I don't think it was possible.
You should take it.
They're strong enough.
It's the equivalent of like, like a little, like a really like a baby kicking you in the
shins and you're just like, I mean, maybe.
Little baby anger on didn't he kill like a bunch of Eldar?
Yeah he did.
Yeah.
So Proto-Rabo was, or Lorgar was the one who got beat?
Lorgar got beaten up.
Oh wait, I made a Proto-Rabo jerk earlier.
I misheard you, but yeah.
Oh well, Lorgar isn't he like supposed to be like the physically weakest one?
He's kind of a nerd.
He's just not trained himself to be a combatant.
So he's not, I don't think any Primarch is.
I mean they're all strong.
Yeah.
He would just get his ass kicked by like any other Primarch.
He doesn't like fighting because he's like, oh man, I want to lead a sermon so bad right
now.
Like, I want to give a rousing speech.
Rubbing his nipples, ready to do a sermon.
Sorry for that.
I'm finishing up, glass laughter for 10 bucks says, you guys should get into Lancer, especially
you Colin, you'd love it.
Also I asked the lads what to start a YouTube channel on Warhammer.
Oh, also I asked the lads what to start a YouTube channel on Warhammer, where I start.
Just start yapping.
With a camera.
Well you don't even need a camera, microphone.
It's always, it's going to be most difficult when you haven't got like a backlog or an
archive.
So like just get into it.
It's not going to be perfect.
Get into it, you'll get better.
You'll start to think, oh my old videos are cringe, like we all do.
I hate my old video.
Yeah, you just got to literally has audio in one ear for whatever reason.
I'm like, what the fuck happened?
I got, I got trouble because I didn't work.
I was, didn't really understand why is it formatting like not in the correct way.
Like it had like black.
Yeah.
Oh, I had to have to like render it in the right frame size.
I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
I was so stupid when I first started.
I purposely put the black bars because I was like, Oh, it'd be like a reference to like
old TV shows where they're like in four three.
And now I'm like, that's the dumbest idea ever.
Nobody wants to watch a fucking square.
There's a reason we switched to widescreen.
I didn't realize people edited their audio.
Oh, I didn't know either.
Because I thought when I just did something normal, I just, I just press record and I
started talking and people said, man, you sound slow.
And I think that made that in two different ways.
But yeah, I didn't realize people actually cut up their audio and then like put it closer
together.
I didn't know that either.
If you want to start one, you honestly just have to, I think, I don't know if there's
like a unique, usually there's a USP, which is like, what do you do that's slightly different
from somewhere else?
No one ever really knows what that thing is until they see it.
But you just, I think you just got to start.
And if you experiment, some stuff will fail.
Some stuff will succeed.
You'll find what succeeds.
You can pursue that.
So yeah, just try stuff out.
And I could honestly say like just putting stuff out there makes you learn faster.
I feel like once I started actually doing it, I like learned exponentially faster than
when I was just like theoretically, I was like, okay, well theoretically, if I did this,
it would make it better.
But once I like actually put a video out, I'm like, oh wait, this would actually make
it better.
Yeah.
You'll, you'll see what you're good at eventually.
Yeah.
We also got a donation from Gamoff draws for $5 saying, oh no, doesn't want to fight because
he wants to get back to his choir boys.
Primark has his needs, you know, because he wants to fuck his choir boys.
I think other than that though, that might be, I think we, we've quiz though.
I think we had to probably wrap it up there brothers.
Coffee grounds is Colin sell crack.
What do you think about your own videos?
What does that mean?
Before we leave?
He says, what do you think about your own videos?
My own videos?
I, I don't know.
They're mid.
I think everyone doesn't like their own stuff.
That's the weird part.
They don't love their own stuff.
It's hard to describe what everyone else sees in it.
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
I feel like you get like a special kind of pride, but it's a pride where it's like, I
fucking hate this.
It's like, I'm proud it's here.
Oh, the old ones specifically.
Oh, those are man.
I sounded like I was going to kill myself.
I sounded horribly depressed.
I think we're all much more self critical about it than most people watching.
Most people are switched off.
I, when I watch other people's stuff, I'm not like thinking about, Oh, you know, that
audio is a bit weird there or like, Oh, that visual is no one else.
You're your own worst enemy or was cricket.
No, I literally like sit there redrawing a circle.
Cause I'm like, it's not round enough.
And I'm like, this is so funny.
Nobody's going to notice this one frame of a circle.
Regardless round, just the perfect.
So no, no, you wouldn't believe how many times I redrew this like avatar I have now.
Okay.
I've been through, yeah.
You just go through period.
You're like, Oh man, like especially when you're about to upload a video and you're
like, Oh, I think it's good.
Then you then it's about to go live and you're like, what if it's dog shit?
Like, you know, I mean, what if I messed up at one bit and it's not as good as my last
one.
So I didn't upload my misconceptions video until like a week after I started the channel.
Cause I was like, this is horrible.
This is the worst video I've ever made out of the like four I've made.
So I released it later, but that was like the first one I made.
Yeah.
You just got to go for it with a, yeah, you just got to put that shit out there.
Thank you so much, Devin.
Thank you.
Thank you for having me.
This is cool.
Thank you.
Have you, unless I was horrible.
If this, if this video just bombs, feel free to never have me again.
I love the game.
Even if it bombs for the gay guys, I'm glad I could lead Colin to a victory.
That's thank you.
Much appreciated.
I studied his channel so I knew exactly how many points he would get.
I knew he would win by a one point lead.
Marge thrilling ride.
Truly the hero of the people.
Yes.
And then gripping his arm chair.
Now he'll go, now he's going to go celebrate his victory in the cup chair.
But thank you so much for what?
And the golden throne behind him.
Thank you so much for listening and watching.
If you made it this far, obviously please do you like it?
We should always say at the beginning, I forget every time again, like we have, we're on Spotify
and other things for offline audio.
If you guys are traveling and things and thank you for tuning in and we'll catch you guys
all very soon.
Hey guys.
Appreciate you guys.
Thank you.
Don't commit war crimes.
Only law crimes.
I love your words.