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Hello everyone.
Unfortunately for you Israel Nuts.
Hello.
There's been some bickering about how good people are at playing Fortnite in this stream.
Already.
I'm saying is that Colin shot that guy while I was getting shot at me.
Maybe history would be different.
Maybe we'd be heroes.
Before we get started, by the way, I do want to mention that before we even started, we got a donation from bloody bloody shirt music for $5.
Yeah, what the first one was from him saying Colin may have bad takes, but he is correct about the S2.
And I can prove it on an extra sketch Dark Souls 2 is good, but it's not as good as the other Dark Souls.
And then he sent us another $5 donation saying chat, let's bully the fuck out of how this time to shake things up.
Go for it.
Did not listen.
But yeah, well, you're on my case.
It says how not on screen.
I'm being cleaned up.
To be fair, Colin, DJ B sent that to me before we started.
So that's not from Eli.
Andy, you've got to click the X on the orange thing in the top right corner.
Huh?
What am I going to do?
You have an orange pop up on your top right on your.
Oh, I don't see it on my thing.
I can see it on the stream, but I can't see it.
Is it?
I can't.
You know, I'm literally just for it.
I mean, I can see it on the live stream, but I can't see on any of the windows I'm using, which is technical difficulty speed run.
Oh my gosh.
What does it say?
Bruh, it says now I'm the shortest.
Oh man.
Truly, truly.
I am being discriminated against.
What does it say?
As in for people listening, you'll be shocked to know there's some slight technical difficulties, apparently.
Yes, plastic bag.
Colin does have two dogs, by the way.
There's three actually, but the third isn't down here.
All I'm saying is I can't actually like see that little orange box anywhere other than on the live stream.
So I can't click off it because it doesn't exist.
I'm gonna have to be forehead for the entire thing.
I can see it was so upright.
You just have to chop it off.
It'll be fine.
Sorry, lads.
This is a certified riverside moment.
Exactly.
I can't physically click off it because it doesn't exist.
Oh well.
We pay for this, like.
We pay for this.
Oh well.
Ignore that.
It's fine.
Speaking of that though, what's the topic today, boys?
We're doing a little bit of a similar theme from the last tier list.
We're wondering how you can eviscerate, maim, burn, just ruin enemies.
And today we're doing a just, well, not a character focused one, but this one is a weapons tier list.
This one is for kind of all the more like generic ones in each faction.
And we're going to have to, I mean, let's be worth be stringent on this one though.
There's only going to be one or a few that has to be the absolute best of these.
And we can't see anybody when we're doing it like this.
Oh no.
We're all for it.
Oh no.
This is absolutely you.
This is a paid description to see our forwards.
Coming back up, you were the 60 Shuckles.
I mean, to be fair, to be fair, once the, once we do the remaster, you'll see all of us in crisp, lovely, but like, I, it's frustrating.
I can't physically see in this box that I have to click off.
It doesn't exist.
Do we all have the box?
Just wondering, do we all have the box?
I don't see the box.
I don't.
I have one and I was able to get rid of it.
I don't see it.
It doesn't exist.
I'm sorry folks.
I can't physically see.
Maybe I can like re thank you.
They hit us.
They hit us with the hairline check.
It's a hairline check.
There you go.
Unnecessary.
Finish reading incoming backups.
Yes.
Rank you signature weapons because they know way you are not including Galamaraz, the Sword of Cain, the books and the Gash and Cunning and brutal in this list.
I refuse.
I'm afraid this is only 40 K.
Indeed.
We can do a character weapons for fantasy to another tier list.
Yeah.
But to be fair, we should probably start with the first one here.
I think this is honestly we're going to have opinions on this one.
We're able to get our heads on the side again.
Is that possible?
Not that I can figure out.
Peter, install Adblock.
Godric's cod piece should be top of S tier.
Agreed.
Thank you.
Joseph Pollard.
Thank you Joseph.
I'm a man of honor crimes and want to thank you guys.
If you do, I'll meet over a rough year.
I'm running my master's degree in social work today.
Well, congratulations on that and glad we can.
Thank you guys so much.
Enough sat meme topic 40 K diss track ideas.
Oh, that's kind of epic rap battles of history.
He's got to be what I'm hearing and and and per to Rob Doran and they both had a relationship with his children.
I'm young through soccer, bro.
The stash of goats in his backyard.
I swear to God I could look 21 if I shave my beard.
I swear to God, like I'm so young and hip.
I swear.
Good luck with your master's degree.
Yeah, good luck.
Oh, I want to buy Explorers.
It's Queen.
Dude, big truth.
Luther Harkon win.
Stop capital is pleased you decided to take a.
This is a good call.
I'm sending crimson glory Tony.
I say you go child and the pale spear as here.
Yeah, definitely.
You'll catch his hands if you disagree.
I agree, bro.
We've already done that.
I'm putting chat.
Oh, no.
What have you put?
What have you done?
You poor listeners.
Do not.
He's the goon.
I'm going to bomb.
Anyway, so I will say that this is going to be a generic weapon list we've done.
We've done the Primark weapons last couple of weeks ago.
This is just like bog standard stuff, but it's unique to 40 K.
And there's a like there's a lot of stuff that we could have put into this list.
But unless you want us to be like, oh, there's 50 variants of las gun.
Oh, the mark for shoot slightly slower than the mark 17 like that would have been boring as fuck.
So we're just doing like overarching vague kind of less.
But starting off, they've basically been put into when I've put them on and also Eli and
Colin and how they've been helping me like supplement these and Eli as well.
But I guess we're starting off with the Drew Khari, which is an interesting way to start this.
This thing.
Let me just check what it's called.
I believe that is a shard carbine.
If you guys angle your cameras down, they can see.
Yeah, I'm kind of trying to like.
This is huge. This is huge.
Yeah, it's like it's like a blaster.
It's like a Drew Khari blaster.
It's just an Eldar gun but purple.
It shoots bondage at its enemies.
It's like it's like a shuriken catapult, only they're poisoned so you suffer extreme agony.
Yeah.
All right. Well, great.
Now it's my nose and my eyes with this is huge.
I think that I think that's a shard carbine.
Shout out to anyone who tells us who has the nicest forehead.
So I'm exempt.
Dude, I'm giving Bricky a run for his money.
I always thought he felt like isn't why isn't the forehead like just perfect advertising space.
Oh my gosh.
We can wear banners on our forehead.
Particularly for us fair skinned folk.
You know, you know, a fun, fun, I don't know about fun, an interesting forehead story.
I once went to a convention where Stan Lee was there and I got a Funko pop of him and he signed the forehead of it and I've got it somewhere.
Because that was like, where are you going to stop? Where are you going to sign a Funko pop?
The forehead because it's the entire model.
But yeah, and we got a 10 ca donation from exporting D tier now.
OK, it is a Drukhari weapon.
So it's like it's a nice generic weapon.
I feel like it deserves a C tier.
I mean, it's just it's just it's a standard nice faction weapon.
Yeah. Hmm. We give it C tier. I mean, it's the Dark Elder thing.
Whatever it hits is just insta poisoned.
Well, to be fair, it's the most boring way to start with a Drukhari.
But now we've got a witch knife.
You know what? That's fair.
It's a bit more jagged.
Is that a witch knife or is that like the incubi sword?
It's a witch knife according to the wiki page.
OK, witch knife, witch knife.
Witch felt with a Y.
No, that's different.
It's like a witch knife.
Oh, oh, you know, that is for the witches, then.
We've lost Hal.
What do you mean? We've lost Hal.
I don't see him on the stream anymore.
Where is Hal gone?
Oh, my God. We lost Hal.
He's ascended.
This is a good start.
Good start. We're 10 minutes in and Hal has already disappeared.
Bro, I'm getting bullied by DJ Beast.
Now there's a hairline.
DJ Beast, leave my boy alone.
We've also got a donation from Block Fizz Mix for two cats saying,
tierless for finest character drip in lore.
Oh, finest drip.
I gotta be honest, other than Jaggedyde, of course.
Fulgrim's kind of up there.
We got 10 dogs.
Internet died.
We were wondering where you went.
Oh, Internet died.
We're back though.
D tier already.
Shut up, Hells Boys. Luther Harkon doesn't care.
Another D tier with this weapon.
Fair. I can agree.
I know what a dark Eldar weapon is.
They always have this, okay, I'm going to say, it's been another bingo card moment here.
There's just too much of like a kink.
Like they take the word kink in something a bit too far.
The weapons are just a bit too...
But that's their entire weapon.
I'm going to injure myself as much.
I just, I don't, I just like, you would never, you'd never pick it up.
Because you're just going to immediately like fall on it or something.
What's the next one? I missed out.
This is a witch knife.
Does it have a description of what this can do to people?
It's a witch knife.
It's a witchy witch knife.
Looks like it's made to take chunks of skin out of you.
According to the wiki,
subtle details of their construction let them cut through all but the toughest armor.
Which sounds like every 40k weapon I've ever read about.
Also the holes in it just look extremely impractical.
Like they just get caught on things.
All right. If that's, if that's the criteria we're judging by, get all of these off.
I'm going to read these donations.
Thank you, chat. You're very nice. No matter, gave me $5.
Fulgham Snakeshlong SST for being double headed. Oh my gosh.
And the straw. All has failed. Fairest man is clones.
Also Eli dropped the Aussie knife ear meme.
Why Australian? What is this?
He's Canadian.
I appreciate it.
Joseph Pollard, $5. Great old one took back one of their stalling.
For the house.
For the house internet.
And angry homunculus, five euros. Thank you pounds.
Maybe have you considered stream yard as a replacement for Riverside?
Their logo is a duck. Well, you've sold me this.
That's a very compelling argument.
They will certainly look at it.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Get the shark high by and put it in C tier. All right.
That stuff is strong enough to poison space Marines.
Yeah, sure.
That's fine. We can put we can put the witch knife in D tier.
I don't give it. Yeah.
I feel strongly about that.
We're going over donation from Crimson Glory himself.
But for 99 saying Colin makes Dark Elder blush when the when he describes his night, his kinks can't lead.
She's got the jar.
We meet.
It's only for the Terraria Dryad statue.
Speaking of kinks, this is the agonizer and it looks like you can buy it from bad dragon dot com.
Put it in a tier.
A tier.
It makes me giggle.
It's uncomfortable.
Like slick.
I don't have one.
It's a whip.
B tier.
So imagine if Indiana Jones had an intense hatred for all living beings.
Yeah. What if what if Indiana Jones was into BDSM?
Yeah.
He might be, but he's not very overt in how he's sprinting in full leather.
Yeah.
It belongs in a museum.
I don't know who Ulaan was, but I see him now.
He's the pig.
I got called Ulaan.
What's the next one there, Andy?
So we are now going on to Tau.
This is a rail gun.
Rail rifle actually.
Actually it's a rail rifle.
That is, it's like SRH tier.
I think it's a really cool gun for just randoms to be carrying around.
How different is it from like a halo rail gun?
I don't know.
It can blow a Terminator up in one shot, so I mean.
Wolf action is probably pretty comparable.
This is the Tau.
This is Tau.
Can we put it in S tier?
Because I remember like a year or two ago when the Tau rail gun was making the rounds
because it ignored in-vuln saves and that was really funny.
I love that meme that Dread did where he's just like, come on, let me shoot my fucking rail gun.
And then there's an Orc player going, hold on, hold on, I've got 30 more dice rolls.
Shout out to Dawn of War though.
And the Tau absolutely eviscerating you before you even get close if you don't manage difficulty.
Hell yeah.
That was my favourite part of all that.
It's like, oh no, my character model.
I have to learn how to play an army game.
I can't just buy an expensive character and win.
Another one by our glorious Mr Crimson Glory.
He says, of course Colin wants something that might be from Bad Dragon.
In A tier.
In Explore for $2.
Uther Harkon, also funny.
In A tier, thank you Uther Harkon.
And Explore is also named Queen Bess, if so, yes, Uther Harkon tier.
You guys just love it.
You're generous, thank you so much.
Explore is a big fan of Mr Harkon.
Harkon's the strongest soldier.
I made the Harkon video, you can go watch it.
He has a lovely smile.
He does.
So next town weapon, it's just the Pulse D.
It's kind of better than the standard of most other things.
Strength 5, AP4.
AP4?
There's no way a standard introduced that.
Not AP minus 4.
When AP had a static value, it's AP4.
The thing is, can I just be like, as someone who doesn't play the tabletop,
it's the ugliest gun in the whole setting.
It's a stick.
It is just a long stick.
You know what it reminds me of?
Are you familiar with the brutalist architecture?
Where it's just tenement blocks and stuff.
It's just a block of concrete.
It looks like that, but with a gun.
It's gross. I hate it.
It's very effective though.
It's effective.
If you're not going to bring the Riz, what's the point?
You get an extra shot.
It's like playing Dark Souls and using a long sword.
Yeah, it's effective. Where's the Riz?
Where's the style?
Give me my Abyss Watcher Flippy Flips.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm getting my left-handed Artorias Greatsword.
Exactly. And use it in the left hand so you get the spinny attack.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, Tau Suck.
Anyway, Eldar.
It's not D tier, bro.
It's D tier.
It's like B tier. It's better than the Dark Eldar one.
But it looks so ugly. I don't care.
It's effective.
It is just kind of a brick.
It's a brick.
We're not only judging off of aesthetics, are we?
It's brick.
It's like the M1 Grand of military stuff.
It's iconic in some way.
No, you hang on. The M1 Garand is one of the sexiest weapons ever invented.
Pull the Fomar home down.
There are so many great weapons.
Those are announcers that you're out of ammo.
Shep, this man just called the M1 Garand ugly.
Hold on.
I can light him up.
Because there's too many of them.
Because there's too many great weapons!
Not anymore.
It's still...
Ping!
In the British military, they actually still train...
You can still do training with World War II similar rifles.
They still do that for very young juniors.
Also Lee Anfield. Chef's kiss.
I'm blown away by the Garand slander right now.
The ping is iconic though.
Why is it 31% saying that you people are fucking scum?
Get out of here.
I haven't had anyone replay my TV for the last six days.
I tell you what, Colin.
Would you still care about the gun if it didn't ping?
Thank you, Espoir.
Yes! It's a cool weapon!
It's the sound of the gun, not the look of the gun.
The ping is the iconic thing, but all of it is great.
The Garand ping is the icing on the exceptional cake.
I just like the ping.
It elevates it.
The ping is my childhood.
The Garand thumb is skill issue.
The Garand thumb.
Just move your thumb.
DJ Beast, add that to the bingo cards.
We appreciate anyone who mentioned it.
It would come up a lot.
What's the Eldar weapon here, sir?
Shuriken thing lobber.
I think that one's specifically an Avenger Shuriken catapult, but there's no difference.
One of them just has more shots.
It shoots filthy Xenos weapons.
I'm very favourable towards it.
It's cool. It's a really cool gun.
What's it do though?
All I know is it shoots failure, because it doesn't kill much.
In the lore it kills everything.
The tabletop is honestly still pretty cool.
It's AP minus one for two shots on Guardians, three on Dire Avengers.
Is it better or worse than the bondage whip?
Better.
I said better. Come on now.
I mean, yeah, it hits.
Anything that doesn't have a good armour save or an invuln save is not long for the world if you get enough of those.
I'll read this one out because it's appropriate.
Brian Isaac's M1 Grand S tier.
It's not in 40k, but that would be quite funny.
It should be. The M1 911 has absolutely reached 40k.
Another one is Explore with a shutout flintlocked or art true weapons.
I don't find it more pirate. I mean Patriots, yes.
Another one by Tom Warren. Your thumb is a small sacrifice to a democracy.
Don't forget the role of titan's beginner to expert when.
Also chapter legion rip to your list. Dark angels are peak. True. Big true.
Also the garland heresy shall not stand.
You got the spirit.
Thank you, everyone.
The next one that I want to put this in me. Oh, this is one shot space Marines in the books like easy.
You get to see the green glow. I would say eight here.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
You've triggered the fleshling.
Look, you can't tell me that thing has any amount of satisfying kick to it.
It's just a pew pew. Be it makes a cool sound and it turns you to the frickin Adelaide tears you apart.
Eli, it hurts more than the dark elder. I'm trying to be selective with it.
Eli, how about I kill it and then we'll see.
Eli, Eli, in order to sway my judgment as the person who has the mouse click, can you make the noise it makes?
Oh my gosh. I mean, it's killed loads of elves.
With your mouth.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
I mean, war in heaven. This thing is elf muncher.
Sounds like a flavor of crisps.
So many so many Zenos have died to Andy so many.
Yeah.
Okay, buddy. Have you heard Eldritch storm upon you?
More donations.
Five dollars. You are calling the strongest stolder right now.
Where is Luther Harkon's tier list of his personalities?
He's got a tier surely. Rob Sykes, thank you very much.
Thank you, Rob. Thank you, brother.
The next one is this one, the Gauss Flayer.
It's a Gauss like Flayer. It's like what if we had this but it was better.
So I feel like it has to be higher.
This is the one that the immortals carry though, which is a little bit stronger.
It's Gauss Blaster.
Ah, that's the one. Flayer is a different type.
Because I don't like them both being in the same tier. Can we put this one into A because it's like that's the same.
I'm going to have a dreadnought moment again if those are both in the same tier.
Yeah, I feel like if they're both in the same it just seems like, especially because this gun looks so ugly.
It's just a tube. It's a tube with an axe on it they never use.
As much as they're not just painting on the tabletop, these ones have glow effects, which a lot of guns they don't.
The bolt gun doesn't even have something like that.
Although, I remember watching the 9th edition trailer where a blast of this hits a sororitas in her wrist and it just like slightly tingles her armour.
It's like, is it that good? Is it really that good?
It's also wrist broke.
She's like, no she's like, faith, nah mate, faith, emperor's cool. Necron's a friend.
I mean we saw it before and it completely melted a guy.
It melted like a normal ass guy, but then other marines it seems to take several concerted blasts otherwise they couldn't be like, oh my shield can take it.
It's because marines have concentrated plot armour.
I don't, I want to put, I put that one actually in 80 and I put the gauss flare in there just because the gauss flare is more iconic.
And even in the older models of the Necron's that's actually, like it just looks damn cool.
God, punch in you, denacious boys.
And has a little bayonet at the end as well.
Thank you, fellas.
Crimson Glory donated another 9.99 saying, I own a lot of guns.
And my dream gun was the MTM1 Garand. I finally bought one.
How? You forget that if it wasn't for the Garand, you'd be speaking German. Never disrespect the Elder Gat M1 Garand.
Now look here. It was a concerted effort with many nations, but I will admit the M1 Garand is great. Ping.
Explore if you don't respect mosquitos.
I think with my family history they'd probably be speaking Russian, unfortunately.
Yeah, yeah.
World War II wise.
We'd all be speaking British right now.
So true, King.
All right, we're getting into the fun stuff now.
So we've kind of done some of the boring Xenos stuff.
Imperium, baby, let's go.
Starting off here. Just put it up there.
Chainsword. Chainsword.
Put that at the top of S tier.
Yeah, does it even need to be justified at this point?
It's a chainsword.
Remember when like Dean Zalinski from Gears of War fame was like, we put a bayonet on a gun.
That's pretty cool.
He's like, yeah, but it's not a chainsword, mate.
Gotta be honest.
My favorite thing is bayonets.
Yeah, there are chain bayonets in some things.
Which is just...
It's just the perfect Imperium like just over the top. Done.
But we love it though.
I mean, again, it's probably not that effective against actual armor.
I think in real life it would be a completely ineffectual weapon.
It would dink, but you know, Tyranids in that Space Marine 2 trailer, you know, it does mulch.
I'm sure I've seen like one of those expert reacts videos where a guy who's like an armor expert is like,
all the teeth would ping off within the first like couple of guys you chew up with it.
And then it's just like ineffective, but it's cool looking.
And that's what counts.
Yeah, the only downside to the weapon they say in lore is like basically they fight too many enemies.
It just gets caught.
Even with Khan. Quote, quote, meat.
Even with Khan when it's not the chainsword, it's the chain axe where he's like, oh, Angon broke it.
And then he like was the only guy who's like, how about we like retrieve the tips?
Because they're pretty important. They're quite strong.
And he was like, Mechanicus, do my labor. Do it. I'll punch you.
Oh Khan, you're so creepy.
Explore again. Thank you, brother.
He says, we need Luther Harkon Tiar for truly great weapons like chainsword to go with Queen Bex.
Oh gosh, maybe we need to do a Pirates Total War campaign right now with this guy.
Just for you to explore.
All right, we got a weird one now.
I put this in because I have like, I like this because in the Space Marine game, this is the Vengeance Launcher.
It's like a grenade launcher.
The only reason I put it in is because Sedonis, there's a point where you pick it up in the game and Sedonis goes, Vengeance Launcher.
That sounds promising. Yes, it is.
I just like that remark of like, yeah, that's that's proper 40K.
It's a grenade launcher. It's called the Vengeance Launcher.
It's cool. Yes, it's weirdly unique.
I think it was made for the game.
It's also in Bolt Gun. It's very fun to use. It sticks in enemies then blows up.
Yeah. I think it's better than this.
We wish we had more grenade launcher things.
Yeah, grenade launcher. It's not the China Lake, so it's great. I'd hate the China Lake.
Well, that one in Destiny 2, I can't remember what it's called. The Lion.
I think it's not more iconic than the Necron one, surely.
Yeah, it's just a medium weapon pretty much.
But now I said that. Yeah, but I feel like they give them more points because it's so fun to use when it does show up.
Like I can use the grenade launcher more than this is a stat. Great.
Yeah. And it's fun because it's also time release.
It's like you stick them and then you get to watch them go, oh, fuck, before you like let it go and then they blow up.
So you get to see the look on their face.
It's like a little bit of green.
This is a Katarn phase sword that the assassinorum use.
It just looks like a green lollipop, but it is honestly like the Katarn phase sword.
It just vibrates through things. It cuts between molecules.
That's an ATO for sure.
It's got to be pretty high. ATO for stolen technology.
Who would be here?
It's Eli. They made a weapon from the shard of a god and it's just a green stick.
Yeah, man, pretty.
It works really well. Doesn't have to be pretty.
But have you seen that scene? It's a green stick! Yeah, that's a good green stick.
It's really good stick. It's like, have you seen that scene in Hammer and Bolzer episode one where the assassin cuts the guy in half and does that Ikea moment where the guy gets like and he splits in half.
It's not D tier. Naughty.
Put it behind the flare! There's no way that's more iconic than a Necron mainline weapon.
It killed Conrad Curres. The actual assassin is the true weapon.
It killed a Primarch.
Saying...
Did it kill the Primarch?
It killed Conrad.
An unarmed defenseless Primarch.
It still counts.
A Primarch who was leaning over exposing his neck being like, right here.
If it were an defenseless Stalin, it would still count.
Put this in D tier because it makes me think of the Primarchs.
How about we just put it above the Eldar weapons.
But Gellerman's a Primarch.
This is a shooter. It's a shooter.
Can I? Can we get an A just because it's so iconic? I just love it.
Yeah, what do you mean is it though?
No, like orcs are iconic, but the shooters aren't.
We're not going for Deadly this.
It's the orcs thing.
Yeah, but Dacar is iconic, but the gun is the tool to get the Dacar.
It's not the iconic thing.
So that's true with every gun, isn't it?
We're not putting bolt rounds on the tier list. It's the bolt gun.
But when you play bolt gun, it's there and it's like...
It's like in B tier at least.
They don't work really. It's only because they believe it works.
It's fun though.
It's just you pull the trigger, you're not going to hit anything, but it's funny.
Yeah.
I saw someone say, add chainsaw to Queen Bess.
You're fucking smart.
Are you having a good day?
My man's having a good day today.
So this one, I believe, is just like the bolt sniper rifle that the scout marines tend to use.
Eliminators, scout marines.
It's not made models that have it.
It's not made models that have it at the moment.
I don't know any characters that use it as well when they're 40k.
Who doesn't like sniper rifles?
Black Templars don't like sniper rifles.
They're like, fucking coward.
I think it's safe to put it in B, just at the end of B.
Everything above it is better. Everything below it is worse.
This one's got to go high. Stormbolter.
It's a cool gun.
Is this the one where it's the old really chunky, looks like a cardboard box?
It's like two magazines and it goes...
It's like what if you had a Gatling gun in your palm? It's great.
I know the commissar is like, Yarik can use one because he's mental, but other than that, only space marines can use it.
It's just such an iconic weapon, this one particularly.
I don't know if it is basically the...
Other things would be more iconic though, I don't know if I want to put it straight into the top of S tier or something.
It looks awkward.
That's the whole point though, isn't it?
It looks too goofy.
It looks cooler when a Terminator is holding it.
That is fair, especially like the Death Hold, or Death... whatever.
The 3D one that's made of nothing but glitches and bugs.
Looks very cool in that one.
I think we have a...
Laz pistol.
Rest in piss.
Laz pistol is the S tier of Laz pistol, or whatever.
Yeah, I feel nothing.
Yeah, it's Laz pistol.
Your sergeant gets to shoot it once per game and then die.
And you might hit someone, you know, do a cockle, especially if they're an orc.
Explore, more Luther Arkhan lore.
Dude, I always think of Cringed D tier, not enough black powder, so tricky.
Is this a power sword?
This is a power sword.
That's pretty cool.
Put it A or S tier.
Put it A tier.
I actually even argue B, just because I think...
Unfortunately, there's more like... there's a weird argument here.
How?
This is not the plying for the Laz gun, but...
Weird enough power sword, everyone has it, and it's not 40k enough.
The design of it.
I mean, it's also...
Like, it's literally sword with a...
It's a carbon cutout of a sword.
It's just not...
Yeah, but it's got power in it, so it's cut there.
So it's a worse lightsaber.
Yeah.
Kinda, yeah.
Do you guys reckon it would actually be able to like...
Do you reckon it could like actually stand up to a lightsaber?
Technically, because it's a electric fire.
It has a power field.
It has a power field, yeah.
It's a lot heavier than a lightsaber, so it'd probably chunk someone down quite a bit.
I literally saw an image today on like...
I think it was like...
I come up with a story on Reddit where it's just like the...
I think it's an imaginary warhammer, and it's a flesh terror ripping off Kylo Ren's arm.
And I was like, oh, that's kinda fun.
And he's just there like, oh!
I just don't think it's A to...
I think it's top of B.
I mean, yeah, it's just kind of a...
It's a sword.
Yeah, it doesn't give anyone...
Sword made out of god gets beat by the power sword.
I don't agree with that.
Well, no, I do agree with that.
I hate that.
Actually, can I put the power sword below the deck?
Below, um, Orc?
Yeah, that feels better.
Okay.
Explore again, sword cringe, none of black powder.
Thank you.
You are OotherHarkon's strongest soldier.
Is this a Predatorous Volt Gun?
This is a Volkite weapon.
Oh.
I don't often see these.
Brutal and Volt Gun.
This is the one where it's not quite a plasma gun, but it's seen...
It was like a thing where it was quite big during the Horus Heresy,
and then they kind of forgot how to make it until they first are as cool.
Yeah, it was like during the Horus Heresy, they were a bitch to make,
and then they were like,
we could give every Space Marine these in the Great Crusade,
but then we can't mass produce them because it's such a pain in the ass.
We'll just give them Balthas.
And then they forgot how to make them.
This is quite the DJ Beast post.
Oh, no.
We have a bunny cop, $5.
Thank you.
Thank you, brother.
That's kind of S-tier, down of war-travelling with it.
What does that even mean?
By sentinels slash HWT's to destroy all the armoury.
That's right, sentinels for life, baby.
I wanna explain...
Should I just explain the meme?
Cthulhuci got this man's brain fried.
Oh my god, no, I clicked on the Instagram fight.
M1Gran4life, ignore this human jackbox game.
Thank you, brother.
I don't even know what to make of that.
This man's operating on a brain tier above me.
This is homunculus.
Catan face sword versus Vortex.
Very true, Vortex grenade, just throw it in the face sword,
Lost in the Warp, L.
Yeah, I guess.
Here's a weird one.
Zyclos Needler.
Sorry, are we done with the Volkite?
Is that fine?
I'd say A's good.
It's one of those games that's so fun to use in Bolt Gun.
Like, I used that thing and you pointed at a Lord of Change,
and then there's no more Lord of Change.
Yeah.
And to be fair, when it turns up in the heresy, it's also like, oh.
It got serious.
Yeah.
Explore once again, thank you.
I'm not strongest, I'm weakest.
Luther Harkon doesn't see it fit to say more to say word of Luther Harkon.
Thank you for spreading the word.
Brother, whatever you're having, we want some.
Put that thing into here.
No, no, Needler.
I just wrote, I was, this is in the Eisenhorn books, because it's quite a cool weapon in that series,
where essentially the Needler is described as, it's got like, quite high ammo capacity,
and essentially it's like a low recoil, like really quick close quarters gun.
The pellets are obviously literally like needles though, so they're pretty cool.
It's often, but with most people who actually have a Needler, they're often dual wielding them.
So I actually think I put into at least top of B.
Top of D.
Just because when it shows up, when it shows up, it's pretty cool.
Top of C.
I have to say.
Most generous Andy moment.
Donation by Nomadic Gaming, thank you brother, says,
Squigs are boy gobbeteer because if Orcs realized what they can do with destroying suns,
they would eclipse corks.
Also, Grantham meme feeds S2.
And Parker Summer, Charles dances Commissar Yerrick, what do you think?
Well thank you, but I don't know who Charles dances.
Charles dances Tywin Lannister.
Yeah, Tywin Lannister.
From Game of Thrones.
Yeah.
Yeah, I still haven't seen most of that.
He'd get away with it.
I think he'd be better as the lion, because I'm sure they based the lion off him.
What is that?
This is a missile launcher.
Oh, Horace Harrison.
Horace Harrison missile launcher.
Horace Harrison.
So that massive like camel hump.
That thing goes on your shoulder I guess.
That's the thing they killed Shinzo Abe with.
I think it's cooler than the modern 40k one.
This one actually has a proper slotting missile section.
Have sex.
Feels bad.
With that guy.
Brian Isaac says, Eisenholm's first sword was a relic lightsaber.
I don't remember if he says that.
We can't.
That thing's an abomination.
What's the funny abomination though?
It is funny, but I think if I saw someone pull that up on me I'd laugh.
It's a pioneer of Warhammer rocket launchers.
It's definitely like classic 80s Warhammer with like, yeah.
That's fair.
We don't know what we were thinking.
I like classic 80s Warhammer is a nice split between this is the coolest thing I've ever
seen and maybe you should have put the drugs away whoever was climbing this year.
It was the 80s.
It was a coke.
Oh the javelin, yeah.
That's the name of it.
Yeah, javelin launcher.
Alright, lightning claw ST.
I love lightning claws.
I do love a lightning claw.
Also so impractical, but man they are cool.
Honestly, why is it, how is that even a thing?
Like it surely is the dumbest.
Other than the power fist.
Power fist is more practical than these, bro.
The power fist isn't more practical because apparently, like, it's not like, in my mind
the power fist would work as if you like raised it above your head then like literally bonked
someone.
I think all you have to do is like swing with it and it just literally hits.
But apparently you punch harder.
But in reality you just be like really slow, like it would be like handing someone a bowling
ball.
But it's like it hurts.
If you hand someone a bowling ball hard it's going to hurt them.
It's going to be serious.
But why is it going to be high AP?
How is that?
Because it's a power weapon.
It's a power field.
Lightning baby.
How?
Think of it this way.
You know that scene in Resident Evil 5?
You know that scene in Resident Evil 5 where Chris Redfield punches a boulder into a, like
instead of having to rapid tap you just go once and it's over and that would be perfect.
That's what it's for.
We got another shout out for you, buddy.
Oh no.
It's a spike.
Do you want to see this one?
In Calcosa right now throwing up the yellow sign.
She king on my in yellow.
That is truly foul.
All right.
People who are listening later on there's some absolutely foul memes.
I've got a confession to make.
I don't really know what this is.
This is called a webber.
Oh, that's why I don't care.
All right.
Cool.
The same name as a goddamn grill.
We get the George Foreman.
It's an exotic non-living weapon used to immobilize a target of fire's masses of filaments which expand in the air to form a web of sticky near unbreakable material.
Colin when he sees Morathi targets are quickly entangled in a painful embrace.
If they attempt to struggle the filaments constrict even more further in trapping them.
Halle's British Colony.
You're just busting a nut.
Yeah.
It's the nut gun.
It's the goo gun.
Yeah, the genius dealers have these.
Can we give it C tier for Coom?
Yeah.
Just put that at the top.
We don't need to talk about the bolt gun.
Just put that at the top of S tier.
We don't need to think.
Do you moan when you use the webber gun?
I do.
It's like no, no, I'm not going to.
No, we're going to.
We're going to leave that one.
Never mind.
At least Colin is human, bro.
I can't believe they dehumanized you.
Mark Zuckerberg.
Mark Wolberg.
So this one's kind of boring.
It's just a shotgun.
Am I going to like lean into the mic frame?
What is a give me the zuck?
This is a shotgun.
It's just a shotgun.
It's not even like Halo shotgun where it's like, oh, that's quite a cool shotgun.
It's just a slab with a trigger.
It's the shotgun version of the towel brick.
Yeah, exactly.
Captain Thunderhammer.
499 European dollars.
The horse heresy missile launcher is so effective because you're too busy laughing at its ridiculous
appearance way before it kills you.
Very true.
I quite like the Thunderhammer.
I just wish I said it.
Like, I've just been betrayed by it in game.
Thunderhammer is S tier, bro.
They've done it dirty on Tabletop for the entirety of its existence, but it's so cool.
It was 30 points back in the day.
Gabriel Angelos alone does a lot for it.
It was 30 points?
Holy shit.
Yeah, and it doesn't do anything more than a power fist, which was like 10 or 15.
It just concusses you, so your initiative becomes one, but you have to actually get there and
win them first.
The initiative isn't in the game anymore.
Yeah.
It's the coolest weapon ever in my opinion.
It is part of that incredibly cool duel in the Nightlords trilogy where the character
Zal fighting Genesis chapter, shout out Genesis chapter, and they had their one champion who
just rocks up with a relic shield and a Thunderhammer and takes on most of them except...
And then the last guy, Zal, appears and he literally dies to this guy, technically, because
he says...
I think it was at Atalos.
He says, did you get hit by the Thunderhammer?
And he went, yeah, I think I'm okay.
I got hit in the head.
And he went, no, no, no, no, it must have grazed you because if the Thunderhammer hit
you on the head, you'd be dead.
You would have no head.
Yeah.
I think he goes above Lightning Claw.
He didn't injure an Emperor, is all I'm saying.
I would rather bash somebody's skull in with a Thunderhammer than kill somebody with a
Lightning Claw.
The satisfaction of one.
I don't think I have to be an S-tier to be honest with you, sir.
Okay, all right, okay.
No.
I think any...
Whatever, it's an S-tier, I'm happy enough.
You can't tell me that both of those are in the same pedigree as the Bolt Gun.
Like, that...
I mean, Lightning Claw, Bjorn's got one, Emperor was wounded by one.
Yeah, bro.
They're pretty cool.
I think the Shuriken Catapult's are cool, even I admit that they're not much higher
than B-tier at best.
Yeah, but Shuriken Cannon just looks like, kind of weird.
But like, that is like...
Yeah, it's impractical, but it's just like claws.
Oh, but the dude with the Wolverine claws does it.
Yeah.
Wolverine claws are way cooler than whatever this is.
DJ B's...
Yeah, I opened my mind.
Zuck is a lizard.
Zuck is the creature from the Color of Outer Space.
I'm liking how the chat has committed to bullying Hal more than Colin this stream.
Good, good.
What's that thing?
It's a stub gun.
I'm gonna get paid for it.
Don't take it as garbage.
Garbage.
Uh, Auto Cannon.
Oh my gosh.
This is like what Terminator is used when they're just like, do do do do do do do do do do do.
Give it A or B tier.
Give it...
I don't like it.
Top B tier.
I must say, it's really cool in the 10th edition.
I've almost not bothered to use it in-game.
It's a portable tank gun.
I'm once again going with Deathwing, because when you hit the Fuller Auto button, the Gunner
Class, whatever that's called, it's just like, brrrrrr.
It's like, this is good.
H.Milhoff says, uh, Thunder Hammers are cool, but imagine scratching your scrotum with the
lightning claws.
That's a Hal sentence right there.
That's a training failure right there.
What's that thing?
This is a grab gun.
The Thunder Gun?
A grab gun?
Gravity gun.
Those are the root of all evil.
It's the BFG of Vulcan.
It's like, yeah.
Get rid of everything.
Before they even crushed you with gravity.
That's how gravity works.
I like that idea, I just kinda wish it was, like, it did more wacky things.
Like, suddenly you're going sideways now.
And to be fair, it's so obscenely power that it's never in the setting, because if it was
more in the setting, then you wouldn't have any problems.
There must be a gun, like, a Dark Eldar one, that just inverts someone inside out.
Because that would honestly be hilarious.
That's the graph.
Oh, we got a good one.
Inverter Aenisar.
Heavy Bolter.
I love the Heavy Bolter.
Heavy Bolter.
It's a black hole.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Dreadnoughting again, the same weapon is going at different tiers.
I'm just saying, Bolt Gun, Heavy Bolter.
So cool.
This is a subjective take of this.
But to be fair, this one, next one coming, this one is actually like, generally my favourite.
Is this a plasma gun?
Plasma gun.
Yeah, it's cool.
Honestly, because it just does hit the tone of 40k right?
Because it's technically less effective than other things they could make, but it's just
iconic.
And it can kill you.
And good old Hellblasters.
Love me Hellblasters, that shoot on death.
It's so cool and so powerful, they might kill you.
Yeah, that's very Warhammer.
Yeah.
To be fair, I definitely was playing a game recently and I used, when I was using Hellblasters,
the guy who was overwatching me took more damage than I was playing.
Oh, that's fun.
Flame.
It's just a flamethrower, but I sure like it.
Yeah, it's a flamethrower.
A tier, because it's a flamethrower.
Russian Badger.
I love Warcraft.
As a world's strongest Salamander, simp, on the tailed up only, Flame is fun.
Overwatch.
Bro.
I don't want to fuck you.
Because now you can overwatch in the movement phase as well as the charge phase.
So by the time someone even gets close to you, you can, like if you're going for an all
Flamer list, like mostly, like no one can even get any melee army, like I was playing
against Tyranids, my poor friend who has only Tyranids, who has like no range, they didn't
even get close.
It's just like this.
I want to do that with Warp Spiders because they also have Torrent, but they get D6 attacks
and you can take them in a unit of 10.
Yeah.
Flamer Spirits are also cool.
I don't even know if they exist anymore though.
Thank you GW.
Lazgun.
S tier.
That's the top of the damn list.
I don't think it's above Boltor, but it's still cool.
No, it can't go above a Chainsword or a Boltor, surely.
It's got to be right behind the Chainsword though, I mean.
Yeah.
It's the most iconic weapon in the setting though.
Boltor?
Surely.
That's like saying the Imperial Guard are more popular than Space Marines.
Exactly, yeah.
I mean.
It's the weapon of the people, like the Bolt Gun and the Chainsword is the weapon of the
poster boys.
I feel like even in like, in the universe, like just reading like little books.
Well that's what I was saying, the Magnum in Halo is more popular to everyone in the
world than the Assault Rifle.
It's like, yes, everyone loves it more than the Assault Rifle in the game.
But it's not as iconic as the Assault Rifle in like the posters and the material.
And you know my opinion on the Assault Rifle in Halo, I'm like, ugh.
But yeah.
Oh my god.
We can't start this again.
Moving on, Guardian Spear.
It's okay.
I don't think it's that cool.
It reminds me of Ruby, so I hate it.
Of who?
What is that?
From Rooster Teeth's fucking animation, Hoh they're home for action.
Started out good, turned abominable anime thing.
Why did it go so downhill by the way?
I don't know.
I didn't keep watching.
It just did.
I don't have an answer for you.
It just kind of tumbled.
Kind of followed along with the company.
Much like the company.
Yeah.
Yep.
Shout out to everyone who's like in chat, was that their like, their youth and their
childhood of listening to Rooster Teeth with RIP.
They're finally gone now, so.
Put them out there misery.
You're gonna put it like that.
They unfortunately are closing down.
Well, they closed down.
And uh, damn.
They had a run.
What is that thing?
This is the, oh no, the Assassin.
Vindicator.
Here's a sniper off.
I've not like, in total, I've not had much luck with this.
Other than almost one-shotting a rhino.
Which was not the intended target.
It's a cool weapon.
Yeah.
It deserves to be with the bolt sniper for sure.
Yeah.
And it's cooler than the bolt sniper.
Put it up a tier.
And yeah, it has three different, uh, ammunition and whatnot.
Oh no, I voted wrong on the poll.
Oh no.
This is bad.
Or this gun.
No.
I know what Saw Rifle needs some love.
I gotta, I gotta.
Come on.
After what you people did to it on the tier list.
Next one.
You people!
I was not part of putting that in, not this year.
Oh my gosh.
Crozious Archmage.
I argued for it!
I love this melee weapon.
I really like this.
Cause it's honestly just, it's hitting someone with like a church ornament.
Yeah.
Rooster Teeth is like that beloved pet that got too old, but you couldn't bear to put
him to death.
It only makes me sad though.
It makes me sad.
Like not sad enough to watch.
I think that was the problem.
Like a pity, like a pity watch.
Oh man.
Do you know what's really funny about that?
I actually, um, you know, they had that their own like subscription service, like Colin
back in like, was it Star or something like that?
Or um.
The rooster teeth thing.
Yeah.
Like, so you could like, they get extra content.
I signed up for that for like a month.
I had written, cause I wanted to like, I was like, oh, there's some cool stuff.
Didn't really like it that much.
Didn't realize they charge you every six months.
So that thing, I was like, I literally got a thing.
I was like, like a year later being like, what is this charge on my like detail?
And I was like scrambling.
I was like, rooster teeth?
Why are they charging me?
I actually had to email them being like, why are you still charging me?
And they're like, well, you signed up.
And I was like, shiiiit.
Captain fire splitter, two euros slash pounds slash European dollars.
Orc shoppers, S tier steel pipes, enough said.
Yeah.
Steel pipe sound effect.
It's like a mule chopper.
We haven't got the chopper yet, but we will be.
Wait, where do we put the, oh, wait, where do we, what was the, what list do we put the
thingy in?
The last one?
Uh, the, the, um.
It was the sniper one, or was it the guardian spirit?
The crowsiest.
Oh, the crowsiest.
I do love it.
I feel like it's not as cool as like a lightning claw, but it's cooler than a plasma gun.
Why does the crowsiest.
Why does it go through armor?
I never understood that.
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's a power weapon.
It's okay.
I never realized it was like powered up.
I always just thought a chaplain was just beating a little man to death with like a
heavy stare.
I guess it's like a mace where it's like a, you know, cause it's just, you're getting
bludgeoned.
Yeah.
I think it was AP4 back in the day.
So like it doesn't, it doesn't matter if the armor isn't breaking.
If you, the meat inside of the armor is breaking.
If you like bounce around enough inside of your armor, that'll do, you know, breaking
up bones.
It's like how cars without crumple zones just transfer all of the momentum directly into
your body.
You are the crash test dummy.
The car is fine.
You are not.
The next one is the tech marine slash mechanicus axe.
Like servo harnessless axe.
It is cool.
I mean, it is pretty.
It has a intent.
It currently has a thing where like if a vehicle dies near you, apparently the tech Marine
goes crazy and the power axe jumps on it, doubles in strength.
And so you can get like, it's like a vengeful thing.
A vengeful axe.
I do like that too.
There's not many things in the actual system that have like halberd design.
Like a good halberd.
This is making me think of like that scene in Men in Black, where it's just like if a
tank dies near a tech Marine and the chaos space means like, oh, I'm sorry.
Was that your auntie?
Bang, bang, bang.
What is the weapon here?
This is just a Primaris Marine.
This is relic shield slash storm shield.
Isn't that the opposite of a weapon?
This is, this is represented.
There's also, uh, I think I did include, I don't know if I sent that one, Andy.
There's one where I sent it, which I guess storm shield.
This guy I should say could be a storm shield.
It is this, this is a generic weapon and to find off the reason it has to go a detail
is because it doesn't give you any extra like defense.
If you take it as a weapon option, that's stupid.
What does it give you?
It looks cool.
What surely gives you an invulnerable save?
No, I can't remember.
I just know it is, is obviously useless.
So just put it, then why does it even come in the model?
It does something plus one.
Cause it looks cool.
Let me check on the actual thing.
I'm sure it's also like, I'm sure it's also like, it's just like, I know like, I'm pretty
sure the law is like the Skellington on the front is the Skellington of a space Marine
that's died.
You know, that's kind of brutal.
Oh, my fallen brother.
I'm going to put my shield.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
That's cool.
It's like, does it do anything?
Nah, not on the tabletop.
It's just cool looking.
So it's how most of these weapons would be in real life.
Yeah.
What is, what is, what am I missing about this one?
This is the Nemesis Force.
Force.
I mean, if this represents all Force weapons, then it probably is A tier.
Use your brain to explode somebody with a stick.
I mean, I can respect that.
It's like the ultimate conclusion of finding the perfect stick on the ground as a kid.
Yeah, I say as a kid, like I wouldn't grab that thing and bring it home now.
And then use it as a walking stick and going, I'm going hiking.
It's like you're like 10 steps from the car.
I'm taking this home.
Don't care.
Phil's perfect stick or perfect rock.
I like the perfect rock.
I say I'm going rock.
It does get in vulnerable to save.
I take that back.
Four plus, I think.
Great night weapons.
All the Nemesis.
Nemesis.
Nemesis Force weapon.
Hellbared.
Same with.
I think they're regular Force weapons.
I think they're cool.
Colin, are you with me on like Halberd's being kind of sick?
Oh, dude, Halberd's awesome.
Shout out to my by the best weapon build in Dark Souls 2.
Halberd.
Although they did move the damage incorrectly.
They named incorrectly in Dark Souls, though they didn't call it a bardish.
I called it something silly.
It's like that one bladed side pole arm.
It's like they call it something like the Halberd.
It's a bardish, you Philistines.
Probably just like a mistranslation or something.
Is there anything that makes Dark Souls 2 tolerable to do another playthrough?
Alright.
Having a weapon that strong.
Necron rubbish.
The Orphidian, or not Orphidian, Skorpak destroyer swords?
Yes he's all.
Shiny certain blades.
Yeah, phase blades they have though.
What do they do to people?
They kill them.
Cut them in half.
They're quite painful to get hit by.
But on the tabletop they don't even have different profiles anymore, they're all the same.
They're pretty dis- Gw.
They're pretty horrible to fight against though.
I mean look at that thing, that thing looks awesome.
Yeah, they are very-
It does look cool.
Would you be willing to put that in, like, maybe next to the Guardian Spear?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't really know why these guys are-
This is D tier, that's just a hand.
Just a hand with blades on it.
But it's kinda cool.
I did say it's kinda very similar to a lightning claw, but like, fingers.
This is Wolverine, this is subject X.
It's not really a weapon.
Their hands just grew to look- they just look like that bro.
It's not really a weapon, but it is- it has become their weapon.
Because their body does-
I feel like that's more for the flayed ones, like if we were doing like, you know, basic
troop types kinda deal, flayed ones are going up there, but like their hands-
I can't take that up.
That kind of is the weapon though, that's the only weapon they have.
Well yeah.
They are the weapon bro.
Yeah.
Oh.
Claws aren't that unique, I'm gonna be honest.
No one feels strongly about claws.
That's every tier in it ever.
Yeah.
Speaking of tier in it's got like-
Yeah.
Alright.
Um, KamGun.
Ask him.
We're not really sure how to class Tyranids, because all their weapons are basically poison
or eggs.
Yeah.
So-
Eggs, poison, or an appendage, or an orifice in this case.
I think it's a whole stick.
It's kinda cool though.
I don't know if it gets to A tier.
I don't know if anyone feels like that strongly about it.
I'm honestly fine in C tier.
Yeah.
C tier.
Tyranid weapons look amazing and they're fantastic when they're part of the Tyranid.
Yeah.
When they're off the tier in it it's like, eh.
Well, so you're also about this fella here then, cause he's just got like swords.
That one I think honestly bumps up to B or even low A.
Well, cause what's their weapon, what's their actual weapon made of, it's just carapace,
isn't it?
Yeah.
Like cause that thing's cool and that's like the swarmlords, isn't it?
So it's like it's from another galaxy.
Yeah, the sword that he has, those are really cool.
Like it's whole thing is like, this is proof they've eaten at least one other galaxy.
Oh, another nation, Kribs and Gori.
The nails are biting.
Me when I'm driving through a school zone.
Now this one, the Orc Chopper.
The Orc melee weapon.
Chopper is at least A tier.
C'mon.
The absolute steal.
It's just a lead bite every time.
I also like to think that the squig is also involved as a weapon.
Is it a squig?
As he should be.
Yeah.
It does remind me of the, it's rusty so therefore it should do poison damage, like in Fallout.
And the mechanicus.
They're like electrified fists or something like that.
We've got a lot of random ones on here and not all the blam halts somehow.
Blam hal.
It's the most amount of generic ones we could find in certain factions.
The mechanicus ones are all just either plasma or bolter or the same thing.
It's like Nikola Tesla is annoyed and he's gonna kill you.
That's the mechanicus.
I think C tier maybe.
You can tell none of us care about this.
Parker Summerlin $5 donation thank you.
Gasp, Colin Senpai noticed me but he said my name wrong.
Thank you for the $5.
If it makes you feel better I've had people call me Connor most of my life and when my last name gets involved, good luck.
I mean last year we've had Colleen or something like that.
People have been paying us to say his name wrong though.
Speaking of something we're gonna hopefully do right this time.
We're gonna be doing another one.
We are doing it.
Yeah baby.
It's time.
A quick one.
A long last.
I've secured this.
Yes!
No, God.
It's different.
Oh my God.
There's a couple.
Do you want to take the helm?
I'm just thinking, just before we get started, should we get like the main ones out of the way first?
Cause that seems like that will save a lot of time.
Alright, how about anything with Patchy the Pirate, just put that in S tier.
Is there an actual human bloke on the far right?
Yeah, it's Patchy the Pirate.
No, oh wait that's the SpongeBob movie, that's David Hasselhoff.
Yeah, that's David Hasselhoff.
Dude, put that in S tier.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
David Hasselhoff goes in S tier.
Dude, put him up there.
Uh, where's Sandy?
I can't see Sandy.
How is there a crossover between 40k enjoyment and SpongeBob enjoyment?
Bro, how is there a crossover between half the things we do out here?
It's organised chaos.
We did do a tier that was like, animals we could beat in a fight.
I've sat through like five hours of Dark Souls and Halo, I get, it's my turn.
It's my turn.
Hang on, that one's in S tier?
Are we gonna have to put all of these?
Oh man, this is gonna be hard.
All the main characters are in S tier, honestly.
So we're gonna just put like SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy.
Oh, is this a character tier list?
I thought that, I was looking at these remembering the episodes.
Oh man, never mind.
Larry, Larry's got the top.
Pearl in A tier.
Yeah, Pearl.
Honestly, Pearl's kind of beats here.
Pearl's beats here.
Even I know who that is, and she's annoying.
What about the pirate man who is...
He's S tier, he's top of S tier.
He's a tan of SpongeBob without...
He's actually Clancy Brown, who also voices Krusty Krab.
I don't know.
From Detroit, Become Human, and Highlander.
That guy's in everything, I swear to God.
He's like, he's in Star Ship Troopers and all sorts.
I was looking at these screenshots and pulling out episodes that are from...
I just remembered that shit.
I think he's also the voice of Savagio Press from The Cloud.
Oh yes, he's also Savagio Press, yep.
He's in Lowe's.
Rest in peace, we're a real one.
Rest in peace.
Alright, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or,
all right, uh, orca, leary, lobster-lifting, partner guy...
Can you explain, like, a little bit about the character just for the...
He's just uh, random guy who was like on the beach with Larry when these lifting weights
Living like Larry
Hand hand is s here. Did you be saying?
the child bro the same
Welcome back. I was telling TJ bees cuz he sent me the Bob Les sponge
French thing if we watched an episode of SpongeBob in China, it was
Chinese SpongeBob is the greatest thing I've ever freaking witnessed dude is so funny
Oh pickle guy, I don't remember his name, but he's a he's
He's mean to SpongeBob because he's a better jellyfisher, but then he gets after by the big giant jellyfish
He's beats here. He's there CT seats here. Honestly, put yourself in the face. Didn't that hurt you wanted to hurt Kevin?
Oh the bounty hunter from the spongebob movie is awesome. He has a giant spiked boots bro
Estier come on for sure anything from the spongebob movie is s tier. I've not seen
Where's King Neptune? Where's King Neptune?
Middle left middle left left Oh King Neptune. There we go. There is go here
West Keanu Reeves is he in this where is Keanu Reeves? That's unfortunate
What do you mean find him
I even I know he made a cameo. Yeah
He's the tumbleweed
Old lady fish. I don't remember anything about her
D2 so yeah D2. They probably sell her chocolate. I feel like
hmm chocolate guy better be on here other
John
The new movie is not go to
So he's going right where he belongs he's breathtaking. Oh
Fishnews
My breaking nose. All right, it's like a tear. He's not s tear. He is not s tear
Neither is ice ice cream guys funny. He's like seats here. He always gets mad at spongebob spongebob trolls him
D2 CS. Okay, I think I can see how's life training away
No, we did like like Twilight Zone thing where I'm like, and I was like, oh yeah, like I'm a little strong opinions about spongebob
Most people are age of play dogs
People are age have not watched spongebob for a long time. You live in the wrong age then boy. Yeah
Oh
No, that's not Dennis fuck this is strangler that's the one it's a strangler. Yeah, Tattletale strangler
I don't see tier leads for that
Are you putting the ranks for
It's just like a Harold or something from like from the regular it's when they buy the crusty crab he stay franchise it
Yeah, he's he's kind of he's D tier. I guess he's nothing
He's nothing the
Stream is working again. Gentleman. Yeah
King jellyfish is a tear. It's King jellyfish
Shows up once. Yeah, he's a king. What would it be fine fine fine?
spongebob's mom
That's her that's his mom. Yeah, I didn't know
cookie
I also thought you
Be easier sure the first bunch of all his parents. Please your boys boys who cry who's who cry as to your boys who cry?
Even just just like us real boys who cry bro
You'd because everyone here because everyone here either has no idea what we're talking about and no amount of explanation will help or they're already on board
I don't remember this guy's name. I don't know but I know he's gonna kick spongebob's butt
Yeah, she's she's a tear she makes cookies and stuff she's better than
Save it from the
From the like animal park or something like this. It's when they they throw a peanut at it. Oh
I said like I know Skyrim really well like for no reason this is
Yeah, your Skyrim worm the ball warm. He's in one episode
Oh wait I forgot it's mostly
Carey back with her men's is the Mac got extended more than they expected
Pain and read the bull worm at least to eight here. He's big scary and pink. Yeah
bubble bass bowl bass everyone knows who bubble basses
Got pickles under his tongue cool this guy guzzling
Oh
You put patchy in his parrot together, okay
I put them both at the top above can easily know Keanu stays with her yes. Yes, but
All right, all right, all right, all right
You put the parrot next to him you put the parrot next to him what parrot where it's oh here. I see
I haven't put him in come in did you know also the guy who played spongebob is in a smashing company pumpkins video
Tonight and it's him and his wife and it's like all like
like not cyberpunk it's all like
What's it called where it's all like steam engines and stuff and he's all flying engines steampunk
And yeah, it's him and his wife as the main two characters
I was like there's a guy from the spongebob in it smashing pumpkins video. He's good. Anyway flying Dutchman
Flying Dutchman goes to STA David Jones
Okay, then they go strip episode is funny the perfume I
Did this random guy do random
Bumpers guy he goes with the orca I guess you give him seats here for being yeah
Hands hands hand is better than seat here, bro. Is it where put him at least a he uses spongebob to clean the bathroom one time
real
Doctor D for doctor I guess
I was we got a comment saying Tom. Gary Kenny was a goated Starscream voice as well
He gets hit with a brick
Be for brick cool
That's just guys is Patrick
Yeah, that's one sponge. I won't come outside
He runs off on like a horse
Because because spongebob is afraid that a gorilla is gonna come out and tear him in half and then I really love how you guys
Happens itself and it's the gorilla and he tears much
Honestly, you like you get spiked Patrick. It's cuz he broke like he broke his butt
But he like I'm not kidding. Have you ever considered doing a spongebob law channel?
You have like good knowledge. You gotta do at least one short for that would be very funny. That could be
Grandma's
Grandmas, no way the animated soggy tits. No
Monkey guys do we gotta do for the realism, bro?
But we just talked about perfume. Wow. Look at that frickin ad right there. Look at where we put
Where we put him put him in beats here
for Barilla
Seats here. Yeah, it's a funny guy
Chocolate
See or be wanna be you like the final voice yes, but mermaid man is
My leg guys estheries iconic he also died
That's a year. They made a really bad episode about him one of the later seasons
Oh, yeah, but we don't wait the later season don't exist for then are they're not my siblings were watching it because I'm I have
Ten years on one of them
All right, I had to see them at the third point. That's Kenny G. Yeah
when when squidward gets covered in paper mache and then gets like stuck in a
exhibit with a bunch of weird creatures and though it was
What cement I think yes cement this right and he gets stuck in an exhibit with a bunch of weird
creatures this guy's playing
his saxophone did
Oh, yeah, and it's he's like scooters favorite artists to I think he gets here. Is it actually Kenny G who voices it?
No, I don't know
Performs it
Whatever JFK is he gets or JKL. I mean JKL. Oh, pardon me. That's that's Kelpie G
Kelpie G
Okay from innate. Yes, I feel like this whole segment here. It's just DJ B
That's the penny is the penny from when spongebob stuck inside. It's one of his friends take it away penny
Hanker chief and
Just I think chip those chip
Squidward petty in C tier
Funny coin squidward
Squidward every half the population can relate to squidward
Something's gonna happen to the cheerless. I don't know I'm doing my best
Always this guy
Is here bro in all those ones was like Nintendo like can I buy the game
It's not available on Nintendo switch, but I'll buy it no
Who this this is this is I don't Neptune's Neptune's daughter when you're a little kid
I'm saying broke kind of bad. She kind of bad
Mindy I my first thought was
Clemency, I put her with the other nepo baby. There we go. Oh
Lady fish
The worms the mealworms
The nematodes yeah, they suck spongebob's house into nothingness
I
Use for teeny like well I was also 14. All right, but it's not with nematodes are cool
Do the dirty bubble dirty bubbles?
Okay, where's my drink guy
Your drink
Drink I order my pizza without my diet. Dr. Kemp
Sponge you okay sponge
I feel so old how I
But hearing these two talk about it I'm like we are a different generation
And I feel like I'm this was this was like a pizza
When this was
Krusty Krab
Who this
Random fish lady sponge Bob's
He's funny he gets eight here he's a funny guy he gets eight here, okay, and they sing the road song together
Do you still watch Spongebob?
When I got the chance Adrian
I found the first three seasons. I think I was spongebob on disk at Walmart for like $10. So we we got that
nice the the fish bear
But they have to draw the circle and keep the yeah, that's the Steve
Be for Baron tracks them
sound of a sea bear attack
This is random fish lady
D2 it's crazy how many people you know what the bottom
William William fancy pants fancy sons
At one point in my life
I had watched on my iPod Nano house fancy that episode
So many times that I could recite the entire episode of my head. I could watch it wherever I went
nice gilded doorknobs
I
Barnacle boy
He goes up there next to the barnacle right below mermaid man
Where's my mate man?
guy with his finger up as to
Mr. Krazy's grandma
She swears
I was old man Jenkins and his jalapec man's the atomic flounder
The atomic I am younger than them. I still feel lost
Early 20s to remember early to mid 20s. Yeah, I've been beat here
Okay, this is like the salesman guy the store old and brush
In the trash is it weird that I thought vault tech when I saw him
So he looks like the guy from for that for that actually kind of fits
It's got one really funny line put him in C tier. Okay
There was a
Nickelodeon Instagram story they were having a tournament for who was the best character in spongebob and
Mermaid man lost a doodle Bob, bro. I was I was a disbelief none of these people watch spongebob
Well, they've seen do it on one meme and they vote up
Wait, did he win the whole thing?
That's what I mean, yeah, yeah
Here a tear
I just wanted this to this as the primaries lieutenant
So I felt doing the dread not to
Yeah, I think that's uh, oh it's flats the guy who beat up spongebob. That's his dad. I'm in D tier who cares?
Old man Jenkins
S2 old man Jenkins
How are you?
How many times a lot of spongebob is a kid rock
That's rock rock and rock finishes the race. He beats you with
That rock where's pet rock going?
Easy oh
Who's this fella kid with ice cream?
And this is the warm that spongebob and Patrick have to take care of I think and then it turns into a butterfly
A for going for a character on tears. Sorry. I don't speak Italian
And there we go. Wow fungibos happen. We finally did it and we rushed through it just just for you guys
Three Trudy did
The thing is
This is now the uh, next is now the epic rap battle. That was gonna
That's definitely gonna happen. It's the one we've promised for a very long time. You will not deny me my dude
Yeah, jesus christ. That was um
That was fun. That was a list
It was a list
I'm
Just like how like how's head is cut off as you can just see his smile is like
I think I got that same cross necklace. I just noticed that sorry
My god, we grandma Trudy have forehead forehead gang once again deadlifts for the grandma
mode nice
Taking time as in god feet to your list bro, but we're not doing
Tier list we're trying to be this is a reputable feet feet tier list is more likely than epic rap battles tier list
If you guys have the spongebob i'm having my lovecraft tier list at some point my one tier list
Hmm
Next is the spongebob episode tier list
One thousand one piece episode
It's probably like 200 I think truly we suffer one piece bro. We did every horse heresy book every every one piece episode
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