1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 INTRO MUSIC 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Oh no! 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 I think I've lost the plot. 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Why did you have to go from the back? 5 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Okay, we're live. 6 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Oh, wonderful. 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I hope you were live. 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Sorry everyone. 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Hello everyone, welcome back to Law Crimes. 10 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 Today we have a very special guest. 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,000 It's Dreadanon! 12 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 Whoa! Where? 13 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I don't see him. 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,000 This is what I look like I guess. 15 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Nobody dogs me! 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Okay? 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Nobody dogs me! 18 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:53,000 That's my line in the sand. 19 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Please don't dogs me. 20 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I'm already going low. 21 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Oh no. 22 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 He needs sugar. 23 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 It's not the candy bar. 24 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 This guy needs Fortnite. 25 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 It's not fucking unmade you animal. 26 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,000 From this kind of a view. 27 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 Mine is also unmade. 28 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 So, you know. 29 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 DJ Beast in the comments is always on Collins. 30 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 Where's my edit? 31 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 I'm waiting for the new edit DJ Beast. 32 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 DM to me and everything. 33 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Okay. 34 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 What are we talking about today? 35 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,000 Today is a tier list about 40k games. 36 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 All Warhammer games. 37 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 First of all. 38 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,000 That we can remember. 39 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Oh my gosh. 40 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 The gang's all here. 41 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,000 The ones we can find. 42 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Andy can you add a never played tier? 43 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Because I feel like there's going to be a couple. 44 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Okay, hold on. 45 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 Let me just figure this out. 46 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:53,000 I wouldn't have played any of the boomer ones before the first Dawn of War. 47 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Yeah, same. 48 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,000 I'm a hacking zoomeroid. 49 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 I'm just on the cutoff I think. 50 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 No, Andy. 51 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 No, no, no. 52 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Make that D again. 53 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 We're going to do it again. 54 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Every time. 55 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,000 What have I done? 56 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 I've fixed it. 57 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Leave me alone. 58 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 I'm trying my best. 59 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,000 Why is D green? 60 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Is that conventional? 61 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Yeah, someone who's colorblind. 62 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Red, green colorblind. 63 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Okay, first. 64 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 Okay, so Colin, we're starting off strong. 65 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,000 What the hell is this that you told me to put on this list? 66 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Shadow of the Horned Rat. 67 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 What is that? 68 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Oh, I've never played it. I just know what it's like. 69 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 That's a good start. 70 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,000 What a great start. 71 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:47,000 I know that some of the cutscenes in it were used in a... 72 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Was it Carl the Deranged who made those goofy... 73 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:55,000 those Skaven animations? 74 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 In Eliphas? 75 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Yeah, there were some funny animations on it where dwarfs were an elf for about three minutes straight. 76 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,000 That's not the Eliphas? 77 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 The one from Dawn of War as well? 78 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 No, like the one from The Fancy Inheritor? 79 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Yeah. 80 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 He's a character. 81 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 It's also the YouTuber. 82 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 These are different animations. 83 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 I've never played it though. 84 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Different realities. 85 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 Couldn't speak as to the actual gameplay of it. 86 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,000 Let's just say it's really good. 87 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,000 I'm sure it's really good. 88 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 You're grateful that we're having fun. 89 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,000 All my Skaven posting has led to this. 90 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 I'm sure it's great. 91 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 I'm willing to put it in D tier. 92 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Because it exists. 93 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 No, it might be good. 94 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 But none of us have played it. 95 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,000 We can't. 96 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 There's already a dog in my door. 97 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Is that a metaphor? 98 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 No, it's the dog. 99 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 The bed is made for the dogs. 100 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Hey, Chaotic Voices is here. 101 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Hello, Chaotic. How are you? 102 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Oh, Chaotic Voices! 103 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 The man himself. 104 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 I can't see the chat. 105 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,000 He says that people never ask how is a Dreadnought. 106 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Someone said, what is a Dreadnought? 107 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 He said, never ask how a Dreadnought. 108 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 I'm doing just fine. 109 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I mean, I'm dead. 110 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 And I'm in a big metal coffin. 111 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 And I go around stumping people. 112 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I'm just dead. 113 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 This isn't a real place we're talking to right now. 114 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 This is my servitor. 115 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:29,000 He happens to look very much like me. 116 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 But he is not me. 117 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Next one, though, is Dornivore. 118 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Is this the original Dornivore? 119 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Indrik Boryeo! 120 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Indrik Boryeo! 121 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Indrik Boryeo is here. 122 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Overrated. 123 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:49,000 I will say, going back and playing the original Dornivore, as I have recently, the pathfinding is really bad. 124 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,000 All my little guys, they just go everywhere. 125 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,000 It's like hurting chickens with some sort of implement. 126 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 It needed mods bad. 127 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Yeah, I haven't played it and modded for a long time, I'm not going to lie. 128 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 But Indrik Boryeo. 129 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 I'm only going to leave it in A to just simply because I know what will be coming later. 130 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Yeah, the story is really good. 131 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 And it broke new ground! 132 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:15,000 So we've got to put it up there. 133 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I would give it S here for the fact that I click on a ranged unit and I tell them to shoot the enemy and then they walk five feet up to the enemy and then start punching them. 134 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 It's like, no, you have a gun. 135 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,000 We got a donation from Joseph Pollard for $10. Thank you very much. 136 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 Wow! 137 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Let's go! Dread and On Face reveal! Is anyone of the crew playing Dragon's Dogma 2? 138 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:47,000 Yes! It's the best! It's the best game of all time! 139 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:53,000 And It Snow is my daddy. And I love him. 140 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:59,000 I've unfortunately only ever heard about the microtransactions. You know, it's alright if... 141 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Shut up! They don't do nothing you can't do in-game! 142 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:09,000 It's a big nothing burger! 143 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:19,000 I'm a proud member of the Dragon's Dogma 2 Defense Force and you will feel my wrath when I post your text on V and then everyone gets mad at you. 144 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Is the character creator as good as the first one? Because I've seen photos of the first one, like how extensive it is. 145 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:35,000 I think some people kicked up a fuss about how the height is more limited or something, there's a narrower range of body types, but there's a lot more sliders and you can change a lot more things. 146 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:49,000 I've seen people make one-to-one recreations of themselves and besides how creepy that is, it's really impressive. So that's my two cents. Also get it, it's great. It Snow, put me in your game. 147 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:55,000 We're all gonna be opposed by AI the next... 148 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:59,000 What a dumb career this was! 149 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:13,000 To be fair, I did see a video recently of someone showing there's an editing software AI that can edit a video within real time. So you could have an AI script, an AI voice and an AI edit so you actually don't need to. 150 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I did see a channel yesterday that's rising through the Warhammer ranks and I was just like, I don't know where the AI content starts and the person doing it begins. 151 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Yeah, I saw that too. It was just like an AI voice reading the editing of all the images and I was like... 152 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 One Mind Syndicate. 153 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 No. 154 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 That's not... 155 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I knew it, Sean. 156 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,000 Just leave him alone. 157 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 So that we could sprint. 158 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 It was unnecessary. 159 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 They really did. 160 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 Anyway, Dawn of War 2. 161 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 I like Dawn of War 1 more than Dawn of War 2. 162 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 But it doesn't have my mood, honestly. 163 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Yeah, I don't like Dawn of War 2. 164 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I like it just as much as the original. I gotta say, it's a different beast. 165 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,000 But I think it does what it says to do really well. 166 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Yeah, I'm fine with each other. If it wasn't Dawn of War, if it was Warhammer 40k something else, we'd all probably put it much higher up, I think. 167 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,000 It really isn't the first game which it should have been. 168 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:23,000 It's A tier to me and Dawn of War 1 is S tier, so I guess I'll settle on... 169 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 I'm going to put in A tier just because I did enjoy it. 170 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 It is really fun to play it still. 171 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,000 And it's playable without mods. 172 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 The pathfinding's bearable. 173 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:41,000 You little dudes don't go halfway across the map to melee someone. 174 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Backflipping Gabriel Angelos. Gabriel Angelos is doing backflipping. 175 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 But it's A! 176 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 It's A tier! 177 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,000 The soundtrack for that game is great. 178 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,000 The soundtrack is great. The other two are just kinda... 179 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,000 The soundtrack is great. The game's not as good as the soundtrack. 180 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Yeah, not as D tier for sure. It's an abomination. 181 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 I've never played it, actually. 182 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Go ahead, go ahead, Dad. 183 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:19,000 I bet there's some guy out there who's like, Dawn of War 3 is peak, man. You gotta play Dawn of War 3. It's got epic action. 184 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:23,000 He didn't really come back from NARM, so it's fine. 185 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:29,000 All they had to do was make Dawn of War 1 with good graphics and they would've made a billion dollars. 186 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:35,000 They thought they had the next big eSports hit on their hands. 187 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,000 How hard did the trailer grow, though? 188 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 The trailer made it look really cool and then it was done. 189 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 It did, yeah. The trailer was awesome. 190 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 I am Gabriel Angelos and I can't wait to be in the MLG. 191 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:53,000 B.O. Hunt. $4.99. Thank you very much, sir. Do you want to read this one out, Eli? 192 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,000 $5 for Dreadanon to stop shouting with all due respect. 193 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 No! 194 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 This guy's a headphones user. 195 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,000 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry for having destroyed your ears. 196 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,000 Wake up, wake up. 197 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Wake up, wake up. 198 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Wake up, wake up. 199 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,000 The next one, though, is Winter Assault S-tier. 200 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 It's a game. 201 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Oh yeah, it's great. 202 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:31,000 The cutscene where the chaplain's talking to the general about how the Imperial Guard are expendable, but they're going to give it their all anyway. 203 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Keno! Keno! 204 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:42,000 If Dawn of War 1 is A-tier, how are the DLCs going to be higher than the actual game? 205 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Because in the wonderful world of the early 2000s, DLC was the base game, but with more better stuff. 206 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Yeah, you just get Winter Assault, then you launch Dawn of War, and then it's all together, right? 207 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Yeah. 208 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Back in the day, the gap between Battlefront 1 and 2 was nothing. 209 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Back in the day, we had discs. 210 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Back in the day, we had discs and expansion packs. 211 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Back in the day, we had good video games. 212 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Warzone. 213 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:15,000 For Dawn of War, do you remember having to get the code that was in the CD packet? 214 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:19,000 You had to put that in to make the game work. 215 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Yeah, it was the CD key. 216 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:26,000 If you ever lost the box, then God be with you. 217 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:31,000 It's okay, because like 50% of games, any CD key would work. 218 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000 You just needed A CD key. 219 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I got in trouble with Rome 1. I'm trying to borrow Rome 1 to the war. 220 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Rise of Nations, I think, was mine. 221 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Absolute pain. 222 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000 We just had a... with the whole, how can a DLC be better? 223 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Theholyemu just said, same way The Taken King is better than Base Destiny. 224 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 So, DLC... 225 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 That is true. 226 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Base Destiny sucks anyways. 227 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Back in the day, DLC used to stand for downloadable content. Now it's just depression loading content. 228 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 They've done to ruin the game more. 229 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:14,000 To be fair, it's not all hope is lost, because Elden Ring is going to drop a DLC at the time of recording. 230 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 That will probably be the same size as any normal game. 231 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Japan studios just do so much better. 232 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,000 I love some of the DLC they did for things like the Like a Dragon series. 233 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Japanese studios tend to be better with DLC, because they're not just like, 234 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,000 we want to draw more money out of you, like, let me grab your udders and milk you. 235 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000 It's like, no, leave my udders be. Leave them be. 236 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Leave my udders alone, bro. 237 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:40,000 The counter to that is if you name your kid Mario, Nintendo sends a hitman to kill him. 238 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 We could. 239 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 It's probably kinder. 240 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Shout out to our Monsanto. They're in here playing Monsanto. 241 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 I tried. 242 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 I played World of Nintendo. 243 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 A little bit. 244 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Monsanto World? 245 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 Yeah, it didn't click with me. 246 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Really? 247 00:12:55,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Because I don't know, I couldn't like you go out, you kill a dinosaur and you make a spear of its bones and then use that spear to kill a bigger dinosaur. 248 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 I don't I just I can't be there with all that. 249 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Wasn't my kind of thing. 250 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Yeah, Peter wasn't happy. 251 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Anything that makes Peter unhappy makes me happy. 252 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:17,000 The Kinsa glaive was my I found what I was born to do with that weapon. 253 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 That's good. 254 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Did you ever get Iceborn, the last DLC? 255 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 No. 256 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,000 The literal DLC of the same size as the base game. 257 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Wow. 258 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 It was enormous. 259 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:31,000 And by the end of it, you would literally fighting god dragons. 260 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,000 It was pretty good. 261 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:39,000 But speaking of something that's maybe not as good as some of the Soulstorm I had to put down there. 262 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,000 I like Soulstorm. 263 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 Soulstorm is cool. 264 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 It's animated. 265 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,000 You had the whole galactic map to go to different planets and stuff. 266 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Yeah, that was fun. 267 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 And I just enjoy it. 268 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 I just glorified the menu. 269 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 It does have sisters. 270 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 And it has case. 271 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 No, that's not what you're saying. 272 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 I think the DLCs were a bit more mid though. 273 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I'm sorry. 274 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,000 The cut scenes were. 275 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Oh, yeah. 276 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Like production wise, it was obviously they didn't have a huge budget, which is fine. 277 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,000 But I think they did as much as you could expect them to do. 278 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Because I think it deserves a B tier. 279 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Yeah. 280 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,000 I think people hit it on us really hard when it came out. 281 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Who's the Imperial commander they killed right at the beginning of the game? 282 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 I know. 283 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Rip, rip. 284 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,000 That was tough. 285 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,000 But a stealth suit gets him. 286 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Yeah, brother. 287 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 That was painful. 288 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,000 But the next game though, this is actually the one that I played first. 289 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 This is SS, top of S tier. 290 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 I think this is the best one. 291 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Dark Crusade. 292 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 This one is so good. 293 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:45,000 You can play as the battle map where it's just you play like different factions. 294 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 It's like a conquest mode in a way. 295 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Oh, man. 296 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Chaos Space Marines on that one. 297 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:58,000 I just love playing Chaos Space Marines and Eliphas the inheritor who just yells constantly. 298 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 I can relate. 299 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:03,000 See, I come it's OK when Elphas yells, but when I yell, it's a problem. 300 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,000 When I sleep with one guy, they call me gay. 301 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000 I still prefer one shoot. 302 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:15,000 The first game, he's just like, Sindri. 303 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Oh, yeah. 304 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Classic. 305 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Classic. 306 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Metal box. 307 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Also, the guy who does the voiceover for the cut scenes of Dark Crusade. 308 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,000 I wish I had that guy's voice on my own. 309 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 It's like the Horus Heresy. 310 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Makes you gravel your firstborn into the intercourt. 311 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,000 The Space Marines of the Blood Ravens took down all the Chaos Space Marines. 312 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I love it. 313 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:42,000 The fighting stuff about their missing Primarch, who is mystery, not Magnus the Wreck. 314 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Definitely not. 315 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:49,000 The next one, though, I remember when this was announced, Total War Warhammer. 316 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,000 This is an easy A tier, I would say. 317 00:15:53,000 --> 00:16:00,000 The only reason it's not S is because Total Warhammer 2 gave it the perfect everything in it. 318 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 OK. 319 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 OK. 320 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Listen. 321 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Listen up, gang. 322 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:12,000 I played the first one whenever 2 was coming out because I wanted to be more familiar with it. 323 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000 And I think people forget how basic the first one was. 324 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Because it was just like a normal Total War campaign, but you were playing as Warhammer factions. 325 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:27,000 So there were no special objectives or anything interesting, any interesting mechanics or anything like that. 326 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,000 It was literally just Total War, but with griffins. 327 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 So it was kind of basic, I thought. 328 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,000 But if it's an A tier, it's an A tier. 329 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 I would personally put it in B. 330 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Did it end on... 331 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 I think Norsca. 332 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Yeah. 333 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000 And like, Norsca didn't get ported to 2 for like... 334 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Ugh, man. 335 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,000 I think they tried and they fucked it up. 336 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Yeah, people, I have heard that the Total War Warhammer games are way basicer than the actual Total War games like Attila and... 337 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:03,000 The combat is very... because the AI in the previous game, they actually like... 338 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Characters interact and duel each other. 339 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Now they just do like AoE. 340 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Well, to be fair, you would have to create a bunch of animations for like a guy with a spear fighting a dragon, 341 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 and a guy with a sword fighting a dragon, and a guy with a spear fighting a guy with a sword. 342 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 And then it would just be too much, I think. 343 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 And there's 50 different factions. 344 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Yeah, a slight... I mean, it's a massive upgrade to the Total War formula, 345 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000 but there was a bit of Dan Gray in terms of combat stuff. 346 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:35,000 Also, if you reskin any game with Warhammer, then Warhammer players will love it. 347 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 So, it doesn't have to... 348 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 What an intake over your fantasy. 349 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,000 It was Warhammer Fantasy tabletop on a video game, 350 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:49,000 and as somebody who was still lamenting over fantasy after 10 years, it was pretty nice. I liked it. 351 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:56,000 I will say I'm heavily biased towards one, because it's the reason I do the YouTube thing, 352 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:02,000 because my friend gave it to me, because it came with a graphics card, a key for it came with it. 353 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,000 He's like, I know Colin likes Total War, I'll fucking see if he wants it. 354 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 And I never bought it, because this was when 2 came out. 355 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:14,000 I had never bought it, because I was like, I like the historical bit of Total War. 356 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,000 I'm like, I don't know how I feel about this, but he's given to me for free. 357 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 I'm like, I'll try it, and then I kind of fell in love with it. 358 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000 I remember that I announced it. 359 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:30,000 I was watching someone play the Lord of the Rings mod for Medieval 2, 360 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,000 and I remember thinking, oh man, this is going to be big Warhammer on Total War. 361 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:38,000 And to be fair, it started the journey. 362 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,000 But to be fair, the next one, Total Warhammer 2, man... 363 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Oh boy. 364 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 If we're going by how it is... 365 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 It's got to be us. 366 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Games like now, or how it was even at the time, Warhammer 2 is like, goated. 367 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 It was so... 368 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000 I mean, we were waiting for DLCs at certain points, but it was... 369 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Man, that was... 370 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Oh God. 371 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,000 You know, the high elves drop in, Lizardman... 372 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,000 And then Skaven, my man. 373 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000 Do you remember the trailer came out, and people were like, there's a rat! 374 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,000 And people were like... 375 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 There's a rat! 376 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 It's a dirty rat! 377 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,000 And the... 378 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:21,000 Finishing on its last DLC was with Taurox and the Chameleon guy. 379 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 I can't remember his name. 380 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 This Chameleon skater. 381 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Oxyoddle. 382 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Oxyoddle. 383 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000 Yeah. 384 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000 That was a big... 385 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 It was a huge finish as well, because it re-updated an old faction. 386 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 They made the beast and that shit. 387 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,000 They did a DLC over DLC, and it made it... 388 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:42,000 But at the end of Warhammer 2, even now you can still play it, and it's still fantastic. 389 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000 The next one... 390 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaking of the next one, though, I don't know how people feel about this, because this is 391 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000 currently... 392 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Before we get into that, we've got two donations. 393 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Whoa! 394 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 Should I read the first one, and then... 395 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Eli, do you want to read the second one? 396 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 So... 397 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Oh God, oh God mentioned. 398 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Oh yeah, all right. 399 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 We'll explain that to Dreadnought in a bit. 400 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 So the first one's from incoming backup. 401 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Thank you again for 15 squigglies saying, I'm still waiting for the AOS MMO-Memorpoga that 402 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 will allow us to have a boingob quest. 403 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Would be epic. 404 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 That is in fact shekels, by the way. 405 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Also, all of you are awesome creators, so take a moment. 406 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Thank you so much. 407 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Oh, I thought we were... 408 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Okay. 409 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Captain Fire Spitter for 9.99 euros, or pounds, I don't remember which. 410 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Pounds. 411 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000 That's like a thousand Canadian euros, so thank you. 412 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,000 He says, Dark Crusade is great for one simple reason. 413 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:39,000 For me, made a never-ending meat grinder between my Urpoise and the Imperial Guard. 414 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Don't think that game has stopped to this day, being many years now. 415 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Yeah, man, it's very fun. 416 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,000 And if you turn the bodies, if you make it so that your bodies don't go away, there's 417 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,000 no limit on your bodies, you can get some pretty good-looking fields. 418 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000 You can also melt your processor. 419 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Yeah! 420 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Dark Crusade. 421 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 How good were the Stronghold missions, by the way? 422 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 I would do Happy Just Play all them back-to-back. 423 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 I don't think I ever got to one. 424 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 I don't remember that, yeah. 425 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Knock it over. 426 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 I played the whole campaign. 427 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 They were really intense. 428 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000 They would go on for ages, and by the end I would just be super frustrated, and I just 429 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 wanted them to be over. 430 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 But, you know, great game. 431 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Great game. 432 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,000 The next one, though. 433 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Total Warhammer 3, as a time of recording, it may change, but there's been some kind 434 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000 of... 435 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Yeah. 436 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Yeah. 437 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Do you want to take over, Colin? 438 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,000 I'm gonna say the good things first. 439 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000 First of all... 440 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:41,000 No, guys, we have to be nice to Creative Assembly so they make me thank-well. 441 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 So no one's saying anything bad. 442 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000 I'll start off nice. 443 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,000 The Nagash guy ported his mod to the third game. 444 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 So you can play Nagash. 445 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 And the World War II guy? 446 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Yeah, and they made the World War I mod. 447 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,000 It is, I will give it credit. 448 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Happy now? 449 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Frost worms. 450 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 The whole, all of Total War... 451 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 Pretty much all of the Warhammer world is in it. 452 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 All of the places that matter. 453 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 I'm sorry, I don't care about Inden Quresh. 454 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 No one cares about Inden Quresh. 455 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:17,000 And I think you know you don't care about it either. 456 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:24,000 It's, you know, Cathay and Kislev have been realized very wonderfully. 457 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 It's big. 458 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000 It's, you know... 459 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:36,000 And all of the features in the ideal world where they all worked properly would be very fun and, you know, enjoyable. 460 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,000 You know, the spectacle, all the factions, it's very nice. 461 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:45,000 Thirty dollars for the Chaos Dwarves is not very nice. 462 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Yeah, the DLC was very mid. 463 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:55,000 It was a content-rich race pack and well worth every penny. 464 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 I don't like the Chaos Dwarves. 465 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 I'm sorry. 466 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000 I think... 467 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 It's too expensive. 468 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:10,000 My only issue with the third game is like, it's not, again, as it's standing, like if the other two ones, the other games weren't there, like it actually is like an incredible game. 469 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:19,000 But it's starting to hit that point of it's like things are getting outdated, weirdly enough, with the technology and the system behind it. 470 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000 It's starting to have a bit of jank. 471 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Again, they just need to, Creative Assembly really need to get a new, what is it, like a new system, isn't it? 472 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Or a new engine. 473 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000 New engine, that's it. 474 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Because a lot of other games, just get it into Unreal Engine 5 or whatever. 475 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:41,000 Don't be like Bethesda, like we're going to use this engine for all our Fallout games for fifty years. 476 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000 I still like it. 477 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:51,000 I mean, I will also fully admit, I am, since I was like five-year-old, I am Creative Assembly's strongest whale. 478 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 I still like it a lot. 479 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 I was playing it earlier today. 480 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:59,000 It's just, I would say yes. 481 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Yeah. 482 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 There's so much more stuff. 483 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:10,000 And like, but I think, I think like, it's kind of been a victim of its own success because they want to put out all this like new impressive stuff. 484 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Where, to the point where like a lot of the game one races are kind of suffering. 485 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Like, I know the Empire and the Dwarves are about to get, they're about to get their update soon, I think. 486 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 They need it so bad. 487 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 They really need it. 488 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Oh geez. 489 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:31,000 I mean, if someone is like not into Warhammer though, and you put this game in front of them, they're like, holy crap, this would blow someone's mind. 490 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 It's a lot. 491 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 It's a lot. 492 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000 It's a lot to do. 493 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:41,000 But speaking of, speaking of what will be perhaps the greatest shilling, the waiting of all time, I think Eli can see the next one. 494 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 I have not played the game. 495 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 I've only read the book. 496 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 And the book is S tier. 497 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000 The book is amazing. 498 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000 It's my favorite book. 499 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000 No, no. 500 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 I've played it. 501 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 I've played that. 502 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Okay. 503 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Back to C. 504 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000 I would put it in D because it really, really sucks. 505 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 It's terrible. 506 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 It's quiet. 507 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 It looks really serious. 508 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 It's quiet. 509 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Just read the book. 510 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 It's quiet. 511 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000 It's quiet. 512 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000 Oh gosh. 513 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 You are 1v1 a Valkyrie. 514 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I know that much. 515 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Which is silly. 516 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000 How can he fire a bolter? 517 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Doesn't he pick up a bolter at one point? 518 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 How are your arms not broken, mate? 519 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000 To be fair, the bolter, the rendition of the bolter is pretty good. 520 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 It's like a proper like grenade launcher thing. 521 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:25,000 And that thus ends the list of the nice things I will say about Fire Warrior. 522 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,000 I think the best way... 523 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Didn't mean to cut you off. 524 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,000 What? 525 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Go on. 526 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Some of the cut scenes were cut. 527 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Just for the novelty of seeing Tau doing things, which they never get to do anymore. 528 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Tau exists. 529 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Oh, I suppose there was the exodite. 530 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Actually, yeah. 531 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 No, it sucks. 532 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 That's what I gotta say. 533 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Please read the book. 534 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 I will shield the book to the ends of the earth. 535 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Please learn about Case. 536 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Tell his story. 537 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,000 He exists. 538 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:56,000 I think the best way to sum up the Fire Warrior game is that it's one of the five... 539 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 ...gobillion... 540 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 ...to steal a word from Eli. 541 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,000 First-person shooter games. 542 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Oh, get to that. 543 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:12,000 But it's one of the five unlimited number of FPS games, the 2000s, that was called the Halo Killer 544 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,000 and then proceeded to completely fall flat on its face. 545 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Every game that said they were a Halo Killer can met seppuku. 546 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 They didn't know. 547 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 We're the killer. 548 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 I liked Killzone. 549 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 Halo was the Halo Killer. 550 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000 I'm not saying they were all bad. 551 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000 I'm just saying every game that was called that. 552 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:32,000 I didn't play Halo until fairly recently, like a year or two ago, and I was like, 553 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000 oh, okay, I get it. 554 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Yeah, I get it. 555 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000 I see you. 556 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,000 I finally get it. 557 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Me too. 558 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000 We have a donation from Incoming Backup. 559 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Thank you, brothers. 560 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Thank you very much. 561 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Also, Dreadanon, you are thinking small. 562 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Why voice Thankful when you can voice the rich and wonderful character of Boingob? 563 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000 Please explain. 564 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Please explain. 565 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 I feel left out. 566 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Boingob. 567 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Go ahead, Colin, because Colin loves this. 568 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Boingob. 569 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000 How much do you know about Age of Sigmar? 570 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Mostly thanks to your videos, Fairbent. 571 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Do you know, like, the godbeasts, like the big, like, divine, like, monsters? 572 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Yeah, yeah. 573 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 A vague familiarity. 574 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,000 Well, you see, Boingob was the squigg godbeast. 575 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 He's the father of all squigs. 576 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Okay. 577 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000 And he was really big, and he tried to eat the sun and it burned him. 578 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000 See, that's the kind of thing I like about Age of Sigmar. 579 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,000 And now he's stupid shit like the little crimes. 580 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,000 And also the gloom spite gets to live in his skull. 581 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 All praise for Boingob. 582 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000 And he's our patron saint, and we pray to him every day now. 583 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000 We pray to Boingob. He was hungry. 584 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,000 He's officially the massacre of law crimes now. 585 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:46,000 We also got a donation from Damien P for $999 saying, 586 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Total War has Franz and my favorite metal boy, please. 587 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:57,000 So another donation by Mr. Idiot was a great name. 588 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Friar Warrior is anti-Tau propaganda. 589 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Playing that game was so miserable. 590 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Yeah, but the guy also destroys a bunch of space marines. 591 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 It's like this weedy little guy. 592 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Yeah, Case is a baller, dude. 593 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Case is literally bodies. 594 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:21,000 I want a Malam Kato and Case video game where they just destroy the IF terrors. 595 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 That'd be awesome. 596 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 They could probably do it too. 597 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Imagine the two fighting each other. 598 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 Malam Kato versus Friar Warrior. 599 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Work it out with Bethesda. 600 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 What's the next one, Andy? 601 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Vermintide. 602 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Vermintide 1. 603 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Oh, original. 604 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 I think that's only a B. 605 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000 But yeah, it's one of those games. 606 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:48,000 The progression system was sure something. 607 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,000 That weird dice bullshit. 608 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 I haven't played many of the games on this. 609 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 I only played it for a few hours, I think. 610 00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Yeah, I've only played a few of the games on this list, but me and my friends were playing this several, several years ago on the Xbox Game Pass. 611 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 And it was like, this is fun. 612 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:10,000 But especially when we're in the Tavern, we were like, we don't know what we're supposed to be doing. 613 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Because we got in when there was a bunch of DLCs. 614 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 So it's like, where do you start? 615 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000 How do we progress? 616 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Where do you get this at? 617 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Or what's this currency? 618 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,000 And it was just so confusing to be chucked into it and be like, I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. 619 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000 I'm not supposed to be whacking rats with a big hammer. 620 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 But in what order? 621 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:33,000 I think you have to have specific tastes to really get your money's worth out of games like Vermintide. 622 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Because otherwise you just play for like 10, 20 hours and then it's the same thing over and over again. 623 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000 So it's, I don't know. 624 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:45,000 It's also just the second game is one of those sequels where it's just the first one, but more stuff. 625 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 So it's obsolete. 626 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 The Destiny 2 effect. 627 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Yeah, I was, I loaded it up one day just because I wanted to see what the difference was with the old and new ones. 628 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,000 And my friend joined my Xbox party and was like, Colin, why the fuck are you playing this? 629 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 The second one exists. 630 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000 I feel like that's the best way to sum up Vermintide 1. 631 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000 It's fun. 632 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Play the second one. 633 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 It was a good start. 634 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 But speaking of the next one. 635 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Vermintide 2. 636 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 That one's got to be an 8. 637 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Alright, this is where hell's gonna ramp up. 638 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:31,000 I bought this on launch, okay, and I cannot describe the cock and ball torture level of pain of waiting and waiting for any like a drip of content to be added to this game. 639 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000 You could do it again. 640 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Like it has like a great combat system is fantastic. 641 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Love playing every character. 642 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Shout out to Barden. 643 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Barden is a real one. 644 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Literally, literally yanking into combat. 645 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,000 If you didn't want to fight the patrol, you shouldn't have let me pick Slayer. 646 00:30:49,000 --> 00:31:03,000 My only problem is, my God, I had to wait a whole year for the Beastmen DLC that was expensive, like a terrible matchmaking system thing. 647 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,000 Again, the progression in the game wasn't added until like years later. 648 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,000 They made the game and they already dropped it to go work on something else. 649 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:19,000 But as it stands now, Vermintide 2 is a game, particularly with the chaos gate or realm parts as like an end game thing. 650 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 It's actually quite like a lot of fun. 651 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:25,000 And it's hard to get people back into it because everyone's had a go at it. 652 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000 And getting people to play it again is like, oh. 653 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:38,000 For what it is worth, if you want to play a Left 4 Dead style game that isn't just your five millionth run of Dark Carnival, it's very good. 654 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000 You know what it is, though. 655 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:43,000 It's like when you tell someone, oh, there's a series of television. 656 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 You've just got to get past the first series and then it's good. 657 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,000 And it's like, I don't want to watch a whole series of shit television. 658 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000 It's not that. 659 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 It's like Parks and Rec season. 660 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 It gets good after the 500th episode. 661 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Yeah, exactly. 662 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 Just don't watch the fillers. It's fine. 663 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I will also give Vermintide. 664 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000 It's amazing in the end game. 665 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000 How long does it take to get to the end game? 666 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 Oh, like 200 hours. 667 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:08,000 To be fair to Vermintide and Total War gets credit for it too. 668 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000 They're a major part in bringing back fantasy. 669 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,000 I'll give them that. 670 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000 That's what I was thinking. 671 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 And Skaven, to be fair. 672 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Skaven Love. 673 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000 All right. 674 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000 Yeah. 675 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 I put this on the list because I know it exists. 676 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000 This is Freeblade. 677 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000 This is Freeblade. 678 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 He plays a Night Fiend. 679 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 I've never played it. 680 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:31,000 It's like a Night Jeweling game, but it's mobile and trash. 681 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 So I'm just going to put that. 682 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 My man says mobile. 683 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 And this one I was told to put on by the chat. 684 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 Something Corsair. 685 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Man of War Corsair. 686 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,000 I've heard of this tabletop game that did not do well at all. 687 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000 It's just like when people talk about like, oh, Elder Scrolls games. 688 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 By the way, there's that one with a red guard or something. 689 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,000 He plays like a shit captain. 690 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 It's like, no one's ever played that. 691 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000 It's like that. 692 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,000 No, but the main theme for Red Guard is a banger. 693 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 I've never played it. 694 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Soundtracks are not enough to save games. 695 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 It might be good. 696 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000 I don't know. 697 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,000 They can definitely make it a lot better. 698 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Again, Destiny 2, Michael Salvatore. 699 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Jeez, he knows how to make a tune. 700 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000 All right. 701 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000 Well, you better. 702 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000 I hope you're not implying Halo is only good because of the soundtrack. 703 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,000 I was thinking Halo is the whole package, but Destiny is somewhat like alleviated by. 704 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Oh my gosh, this is a lovely soundtrack. 705 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,000 You're in that to sing the Halo theme tune in like while you're shooting the 50 million 706 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000 in the head and you're like, oh, this is a nice tune. 707 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,000 At least it alleviates the monotony of shooting this thing again and again and again. 708 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,000 We have another donation by, sorry, donation by King of Sicily. 709 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Thank you, brother. 710 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,000 He says, now confirmed that Dreadonon is a noise Marine, Slenesh Dreadnought, 711 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:50,000 because I'm in considerable pain, but love listening to him regardless. 712 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Thanks, man. 713 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 I'm very sorry for all my yelling. 714 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000 It won't happen again. 715 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000 I think it probably will. 716 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Bring back Sonic Dreadnought, please. 717 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Please, UW. 718 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000 Please, UW. 719 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Can you hear me? 720 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 If you can hear me, UW, please bring back Sonic Dreadnought. 721 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Little David Storyteller. 722 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 Did you say you wanted another Primaris, Lieutenant? 723 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Did you say bring back a Primark? 724 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000 Bring back more Primarks? 725 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Make it 30K, but again. 726 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Do you want another weird unit name like with Primaris Marines in funky costumes that do 727 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,000 something like the Exeggutiporus? 728 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 I can tell you what they do. 729 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 They steal the Eldar's job on the tabletop. 730 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Space Marines must have everything. 731 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Give me an Interparial model and I'll start an Avangard Army. 732 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,000 The next one is Speed Freak. 733 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 That game is actually fun as hell. 734 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000 It was only the open beta like I was in. 735 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Is it out yet? 736 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 It's a lot of fun. 737 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 And now it's not out yet. 738 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 I even checked on Steam before we started. 739 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 But it is super fun. 740 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,000 It looks cool. 741 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 I haven't played it. 742 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000 It's a lot of fun. 743 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000 I'd say either high B or low A. 744 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:01,000 You drive around, there's objectives, you're in orc vehicles that are crappy and blow up. 745 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Just because of Soulstorm being mod capable. 746 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Alright, see the thing is, Speed Freak though, it's one of those games, it's just pure condensed, it's just fun. 747 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Sure, it's probably not the game you're going to sink the most hours in. 748 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000 It's like you play this, you're going to have a good time, you're going to walk away happy. 749 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000 That's it. 750 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000 Fair enough. 751 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,000 It's like a lovely snack. 752 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 It's not fast food, it's not gourmet. 753 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000 It's like you're going to have this, it's a nice tasty treat. 754 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 And you go, yum, that was nice. 755 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000 It's not going to erode my soul like Stellaris. 756 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000 But it also won't put as many hours in. 757 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 What's the next one? 758 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Tiefen Shooters. 759 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 I really want to play this. 760 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 Oh yeah, I've played that. 761 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 How would you rate it? 762 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 It's pretty fun. 763 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Yeah, like, C I think is fair, it's not like going to change your life or anything, but it's pretty fun for what it is. 764 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,000 It's the guys who made Guns, Gore and Kanoli, which was exactly the same game, just not Warhammer. 765 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 I was like, that was fun, I played that one. 766 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:10,000 But that scene with the knight who has like the a million titles is brilliant. 767 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 The humor is great, but I've not played it. 768 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Why is there not like a Worms, Warhammer reskin? 769 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:22,000 Would you not play the crap out of a Worms reskin? 770 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,000 I'd play anything Worms. 771 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Why is that still a banner? 772 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 Who would the Worms be? 773 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Imperial Guard. 774 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Crude. 775 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Imperial Guard. 776 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,000 Imagine if there was a Warhammer game, but it was just Crude. 777 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000 I'd be so happy. 778 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,000 Bird watching. 779 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:56,000 There's a donation here by Bunny Cop, he says, G W, quote, I'm sorry Eli, did you say bring Demon Fulgrim to Forge World and Horus Heresy? 780 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Apparently. 781 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:07,000 It's fine, if he doesn't come back to 40k, that means he doesn't lose to ex-loyalist Primarch to any plot convenience possible. 782 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 Now, now. 783 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 He will, it will happen. 784 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000 Oh my gosh, I can't wait till Fulgrim loses to Giliman. 785 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Oh my gosh, even though he literally has no body, he'll just lose to the Khan. 786 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Fulgrim bodied Giliman, he literally bodies. 787 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:27,000 And just can if he wants to, as long as the Khan just goes, alright brother, let me show you how to do it. 788 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Yeah, that was easy. 789 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Andy, can we do a double trouble one real quick? 790 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000 Uh huh. 791 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:38,000 You want to just put Chaosbane and Inquisitor right into D tier for Diablo clone? 792 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 No. 793 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000 I heard Inquisitor was alright. 794 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:51,000 I mean, I played it, but I have that thought of, I can either go play Diablo, or I can go play Titan's Quest. 795 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Which is the best Diablo. 796 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 The big question though. 797 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Are you, are you willing to support Blizzard? 798 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Yeah, didn't think about that one. 799 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:06,000 Alright, listen, I bought Diablo 3 before we knew Blizzard was Satan. 800 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Do you guys not have phones? 801 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000 There's something eerie about these two though, like they're exactly the same cover. 802 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 What is this? 803 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 They're the same game. 804 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 Yeah. 805 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000 It's just, do you want a Warhammer fantasy skin or a 40k skin? 806 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000 That's the only difference. 807 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 What's the next one there? 808 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000 This is Regicide, the Warhammer fantasy. 809 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Chess? 810 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 It's just chess. 811 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,000 But instead of going check, they're like, pfft. 812 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Are we waiting chess? 813 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 It's just chess. 814 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000 It's just chess. 815 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:42,000 I'm terrible at chess, so I will hit it on principle. 816 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000 Cool. 817 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Yeah. 818 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Battle Sector. 819 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 Oh what the hell are half of these? 820 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:56,000 Thing is, me and Colin, when me, Colin and I went to Warhammer Fest last year, Colin, 821 00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,000 I watched Colin play a little bit of this on like a demo table, and he was playing a 822 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:06,000 sororitye, and it was like a top down tactical, I think turn based shooter-y sort of thing? 823 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Like an RTS thing? 824 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,000 And it looked kind of interesting, but it was like jumping into it with no idea how to play it. 825 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000 It was kind of hard to gauge how good it was. 826 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:20,000 Tactically boring my tits off. 827 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000 It looked a solid six out of ten. 828 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000 A resounding six out of ten. 829 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000 It in fact is a Warhammer game. 830 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 It's a Warhammer game. 831 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 The next one is Blood Bowl. 832 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Blood Bowl. 833 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000 I still never played it. 834 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Oh, I played it once and I just couldn't really understand it, but I was also like 14 or 15, 835 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,000 so I don't know. 836 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Yeah, I bought it thinking it would be like sort of like Madden, but with Blood Bowl characters, 837 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 and it's not that. 838 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,000 It's just a turn based thing, like the game on the tabletop, so that was a disappointment. 839 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,000 I think it was okay, but like... 840 00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:01,000 See, I think for what it's worth, I think it's like supposedly unbelievably faithful to Blood Bowl 841 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:06,000 on tabletop, except without the fun of you and your friends are playing the goofy football game 842 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,000 in Warhammer or you're just playing a video game with an orc. 843 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Yeah, I mean, I don't even really know how to play American football. 844 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Football. 845 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 It's just rugby. 846 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Which means it's just football. 847 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000 It doesn't mean the same thing to me. 848 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 It's like rugby with ad breaks. 849 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Every 15 seconds they're like, this is sponsored by Just For Field Cigarettes. 850 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:32,000 This broken nose injury is sponsored by... 851 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:37,000 I'm just saying there's been how many Super Bowls and yet it's only been America winning them. 852 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000 You're the only ones who could compete. 853 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Are other countries allowed to compete? 854 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 No. 855 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000 I don't know. 856 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Probably not. 857 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,000 That's why it's like Americans always win, because it's like exclusively Americans who can play. 858 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 Oh, here's some trivia. 859 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,000 Here's some sports trivia. 860 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Oh, here we go. 861 00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Did you know that, that, that the All Ireland football final 862 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000 has never been won by any non-Irish team? 863 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 Wow. 864 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:11,000 But there is a non-Irish team in the running. 865 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 London has a GAA club. 866 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000 Did they win the Six Nations this year, Dredd? 867 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 With rugby. 868 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000 Because they did well this year. 869 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Oh yeah, we did. We did. 870 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Nice. Well done Ireland. You won. 871 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 It became third, I think, England. 872 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:30,000 Everyone loves it when England just gets destroyed in the last minute. 873 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Bro, it hurts so bad when we lose. 874 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000 I have another fun sports trivia fact for everyone. 875 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 For the donation, brother. 876 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000 Thank you, Border Prince. 877 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Shadow of the Horned Rat should be S-tier, he says. 878 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 Maybe it should, but none of us have played it, so we wouldn't know. 879 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Yeah, we don't know any better. 880 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000 We're too ignorant. 881 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 We'll take your word for it. 882 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000 We might take your word for it. 883 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:55,000 My fun sports fact is you know that the Chicago Bears were one of the first teams in the NFL. 884 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000 The first six. 885 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,000 And they suck ass the entire time. 886 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 They've never been good. 887 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Nice. 888 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000 This is something I've wondered about. 889 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 I wonder if you know, Colin. 890 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 When was the NFL founded? 891 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,000 I believe 1932 is the date I have. 892 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000 That was before Hawaii and Alaska got... 893 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000 1920. Oh yeah, it was before that. 894 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000 So how did that work? 895 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Did Alaska and Hawaii have football teams? 896 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000 I don't know if they have a football team now. 897 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:29,000 I don't think they do. 898 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 The Hawaiian pineapple on pizza or something. 899 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Oh jeez. 900 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Is this someone who just put London sucks and is like, it is raining outside. 901 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000 So true, King. So true. 902 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000 I live in the Hive city and it's... 903 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000 Bro, in the UK, if London disappeared, we're like one of the most poorest countries in Europe. 904 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Make it happen, baby. Make it happen. 905 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,000 No, I live there. I'm one of the idiots who lives there. 906 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000 I am Peter Quill. 907 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Why would you go and do a thing like that? 908 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000 I lived on a small island with like 70,000 people. 909 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,000 I had to go somewhere a bit more interesting. 910 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000 Anyway, eternal crusade. 911 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Oh, I miss it. 912 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 Remember the fallen. 913 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:14,000 Get it down there. Get it down there. 914 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Let it stay there. 915 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Surely better than this. 916 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:23,000 It was so clunky and terrible, but it was so fun. 917 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,000 And when you got any kill, it was awesome. 918 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Best fucking thing in the world. 919 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000 And then they released the Space Marine multiplayer again, but slightly worse. 920 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000 Yeah, yeah. But it was fun. 921 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:42,000 It was fun. And getting a kill made you feel so good because it was impossible to kill anybody in that game. 922 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,000 You just rolled and clunked around. 923 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 But it was so fun. 924 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000 What do you mean London is just the dark tide? 925 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 I live there. I can confirm. 926 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000 If true. 927 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Yeah. 928 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000 Is this one lost crusade? 929 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000 Lost crusade. 930 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 I don't even know what that is. 931 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000 It's got great cutscenes. 932 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Yeah, it's got a great fun. 933 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,000 It's kind of weirdly cartoony cutscene though, like the trailer. 934 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,000 They were a bit like, I don't know, there's something about the way it's animated. 935 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000 Oh, God damn it. 936 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000 This is one of those god awful mobile game garbage. 937 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:23,000 I remember seeing advertisements for this and if you remove the war hammer from it, it would be identical to every other one. 938 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:30,000 We have a donation from Azur, Andy for $10. Thank you. 939 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000 Thank you. 940 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:38,000 I have returned. Glad to see the lads and a tier list, but not a Ero one. Does that mean epic rap battle? I don't know. 941 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 Epic rap battle of history. 942 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000 One day. 943 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Darktide is such a gem, but with the lack of communication and needed engagement for long term players, it's just dead. 944 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Yeah. Epic rap battle tier list. Keep your eyes open. You never know what you might see. 945 00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:03,000 I haven't watched the last ones. The last six years of. 946 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000 The most recent ones are kind of mid, I've got to be honest. 947 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000 The wave has already been written. 948 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 Speaking of mid, Gladius. 949 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000 Gladius mid. 950 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,000 I heard it's actually good nowadays. I've been told it's actually cool now. 951 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 Who told you? Was it Satan? 952 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 I don't want to play it to find out. 953 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:25,000 My buddies who like RTS a lot, they actually say this game is cool now. 954 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000 I also like RTS a lot. This game is mid. 955 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I wouldn't play this game because I am happy. 956 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Oh, OK. 957 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000 It looks cool. It honestly looks like it. 958 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:45,000 I would just like to say Gladius complete edition bundle, one hundred and eight dollars. 959 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 My buddies. 960 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 There you go. 961 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Why don't you just check my beloved Gim workshop. 962 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 It has 81% reviews on Steam. That's not bad. 963 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Yeah, because we're Warhammer fans. We look at Warhammer and clap like circuit seals. 964 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:05,000 The next one though. Oh my God. This is the Eisenhorn Xenos game. 965 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,000 You know when you know what animation is in one game? Yeah, it's like a Doom 3 graphics. 966 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:16,000 It looks like animation like the skeletons animation before all the time. 967 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000 It looks like that. It looks really low budget. 968 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:25,000 This looks like a lovecraft game because Eisenhorn looks like he was born in Innsmouth. 969 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 There's a character in the first. 970 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Isn't there a character in the first few scenes called Ibot or something like that? 971 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,000 Am I like a I clone? Yeah, it's like, oh my God. 972 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:39,000 That's like, to be fair, it's incredibly faithful to the Eisenhorn first. 973 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000 Yeah, but you're literally playing through the book. 974 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,000 So if you want, isn't it like Mark Strong is the voice? 975 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 Is it like? Yeah, the guy who voices. 976 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000 What kind of game is it? It's like a narrative game. 977 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Okay. Who's the character? Who's the space marine in Space Marine? Titus. 978 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Mark Strong comes back to you. He also voiced Eisenhorn. 979 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Such a waste. Great actor. 980 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000 That's good casting. 981 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Speaking of Space Marine. 982 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000 Oh, yes, I love this. 983 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 I love it. 984 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,000 Don't speak. Don't say anything. 985 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 We have descent among the ranks. 986 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000 I was going to say A tier. I just don't think it's S. 987 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 I love it. 988 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:24,000 It's got its flaws for sure, but I think a lot of us were just so charmed by the novelty of getting to kill things. 989 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000 That's fair. 990 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000 It's a type of fun. Don't get me wrong. 991 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,000 It's S tier because chains would go brr. 992 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 And you get to crush the guys. 993 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,000 One of the few blemishes in the game is the boss fight at the end is garbage. 994 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000 But then he does like smush his face in his hands. 995 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000 And that part was quite fun. 996 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000 So I was like, I'm going to give that free pass. 997 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000 And Sidonis is a baller. 998 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 And all the Leandros. 999 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 Epic. 1000 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000 My beloved. 1001 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000 Matt Ward's standard. 1002 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,000 Are we happy with where it stands currently in S tier? 1003 00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,000 I think below. 1004 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,000 It's definitely showing its age. 1005 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000 But there's a new one on the way. 1006 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000 Yeah. 1007 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000 No, not. 1008 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 I'll don't jinx it, man. 1009 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 It'll be out when it's out. 1010 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 And we like that. 1011 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000 It'll be out when it's out. 1012 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Next one that I believe that Space Hulk. 1013 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Space Hulk tactics. 1014 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000 I hate it. 1015 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Top down. 1016 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Like, is this the shooter or the. 1017 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000 No, this is the. 1018 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:29,000 OK, I must say, I think I'm probably the only one who's played it. 1019 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,000 It's before we start, we got another donation from Elliott Hawke. 1020 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 Everything's. 1021 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Don't worry. 1022 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Tech and Mech are on the way. 1023 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000 I'm working in collaboration with G.R.R. Martin on it. 1024 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000 And it will release alongside the winds of winter. 1025 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 Alongside winds of winter. 1026 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,000 I keep telling you, Elliott, it'll be out when it's out. 1027 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,000 And we like that. 1028 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,000 Great work, Anthony. 1029 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:03,000 So good when Holger Spine Schenker was there, the great Holger Spine Schenker. 1030 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 OK. 1031 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:11,000 This is a reference to a series of mine, which I have updated in nine months. 1032 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000 And I've been saying I will update it for about half that time. 1033 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 It'll be out when it's out. 1034 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000 And we like that. 1035 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,000 It'll be out when it's out. 1036 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,000 And it's like all I'll say about Space Hulk Tactics, it's based off the actual board game. 1037 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,000 So it plays in the same way, but with like some fun graphics. 1038 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,000 And it's like it's all about like it's all these corridors with Genestealers. 1039 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 And you've got to like you've got your team of terminators. 1040 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,000 You've got to position them and you've got to make sure they have enough ammo before they have to reload. 1041 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000 And there's different loadouts. 1042 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000 It's like it's not like by any means like a game anyone can get into. 1043 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000 But for what it's worth, I enjoyed it. 1044 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:48,000 There was also a campaign where you played as the Genestealers and you got to kill a squad of ultramarines, dark angels and space wolves. 1045 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 And that was their campaign. 1046 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000 I can't believe I've never done this. 1047 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:56,000 And then the space wolves are the toughest because they've got lightning claws. 1048 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000 It was good fun. 1049 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Beta? 1050 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:02,000 Yeah, I mean, I really enjoyed it for what it was, but it wasn't like mind blowing. 1051 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000 But I thought it was cool. 1052 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000 And I had fun luring the catsies. 1053 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000 I spy something. 1054 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000 I've seen them. 1055 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:14,000 I spy multiple instances of cardboard or of mobile game. 1056 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:19,000 Made but let's get these both out of the way. 1057 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:24,000 Can you not dis walk for us because we got this from the art. 1058 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000 The art is like the game. 1059 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000 I could draw that. 1060 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 Here's the thing. 1061 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000 Here's the thing. 1062 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000 Great. 1063 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000 Both these games. 1064 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:36,000 I have a bit of a problem with Horace Heresy Legion in particular, but let's get through it. 1065 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,000 These are both made by the same company. 1066 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000 It's a mobile game. 1067 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,000 Both card games sort of like what's it called? 1068 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:46,000 That card game that everyone played for a long time where it was just a half stone. 1069 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:51,000 It's like half stone for 40k war forges in 40k Horace Heresy Legion is obviously 30k. 1070 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:58,000 I spent a lot of time playing this game and it's so unbalanced every time they bring out a new bloody faction. 1071 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,000 My SID light deck doesn't do any good anymore. 1072 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:07,000 I've got all the cards and I've put so much time into making them all like pristine and like shiny versions. 1073 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:13,000 And now I'm upset and I'm putting it at the bottom of T. 1074 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 And that's all I'm saying. 1075 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000 OK, fair. 1076 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000 I will say fair. 1077 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,000 Gothic Armada 1. 1078 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:24,000 OK, this is another one of those situations where the sequels. 1079 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000 Yeah. 1080 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000 Yeah. 1081 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000 The sequel is just better in every way. 1082 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,000 I just don't have any strong feelings about the first game whatsoever. 1083 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,000 How about that? 1084 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000 Yeah. 1085 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000 The story's neat. 1086 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 We get sons of Malice lore. 1087 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,000 It's weird though because part of it is canon, part of it is not. 1088 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Because in 2's like. 1089 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:48,000 I'm just imagining all the sons of Malice fans going like, yes, yes, yes. 1090 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:55,000 Let me just say bits of Gothic 2 are not canon because while you can say yes, the sons of Malice are in Gothic, 1091 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000 Admiral Spire kills Abaddon the Despoiler. 1092 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000 So it's like, I don't think we can count on this. 1093 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Obviously that part's not. 1094 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:07,000 Yeah, yeah, and he blows up the fan and there's also like a cut scene where if you play as the Necrons, 1095 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000 they just go like, oh, you see that Eye of Terror? 1096 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000 Gone. 1097 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:19,000 It's a game I really wish I liked more, but I just find like I'm not into that style of like ship combat game. 1098 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:24,000 It's like reminds me, I'm getting flashbacks to Empire Total War and just trying to do ship battles on that and then wishing. 1099 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000 Oh, yeah. 1100 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000 Wishing you could just play Empire Total War. 1101 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000 Those are seaships. 1102 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000 These are spaceships. 1103 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 It's a totally different kind of thing. 1104 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000 Does anyone else just say you just board? 1105 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,000 There's no wind and there's no there's no boarding in Empire Total War. 1106 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Yes, there is. 1107 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000 No, there's no. 1108 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000 Yes, there is. 1109 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000 Yeah, there is. 1110 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000 In Empire Total War, no, there's not. 1111 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000 In the ship battles. 1112 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,000 The Star Wars game. 1113 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 I'm talking about the Star Wars game. 1114 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000 That's Empire at War. 1115 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:53,000 Oh, those are two entirely different things. 1116 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000 They're both Empire War games. 1117 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,000 I've never I've not played much Empire at War. 1118 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000 How dare you compare the two? 1119 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000 You're the Total War guy. 1120 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000 What are you doing? 1121 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 Yeah, I kind of skipped over Empire. 1122 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000 When I played as a kid, my PC couldn't handle it. 1123 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000 So I just never played it after. 1124 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000 My PC can't handle it. 1125 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,000 No, it's just it's just not very well put together. 1126 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 You can found the colonies, bro. 1127 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000 And it's so much fun. 1128 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000 I'll play EU4 for that. 1129 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000 It's not fun to do Empire. 1130 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,000 You have to sacrifice all your economy for that. 1131 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000 It's terrible. 1132 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:34,000 I always like playing as the native factions and then just getting like a whole lot of like archers and just mowing down waves of... 1133 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000 Bro, cavalry? 1134 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,000 Do you ever get like anything anytime you played cavalry in that game? 1135 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:44,000 My God, like the balls of steel, but also the absolute... 1136 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:51,000 Oh, also the natives had cool horses because they had like little painty patterns all over them, which was neat. 1137 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,000 I wish that was for that game. 1138 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000 Don't play the game though, it's crap, but you know, cool horses. 1139 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000 Play the... 1140 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:02,000 If this was a horse tier list, then that'd be a different story. 1141 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Next tier list is a horse tier list. 1142 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000 My lovely horse. 1143 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000 A lot of these games do have horses in them. 1144 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,000 Well, the Total War ones do. 1145 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Lots of horses. 1146 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Next one is Chaos Gate. 1147 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. It's great. 1148 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,000 I love a great S tier or top of A. 1149 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:27,000 I'd put it at A because like some of the X-comisms do drag it down a bit for me. 1150 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000 99% hit. 1151 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,000 No, no, no, it's not that stuff. 1152 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000 Just kind of the... 1153 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:39,000 I fundamentally don't enjoy those games on some level, but I still get a kick out of the novelty of it. 1154 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Like when a plan comes... 1155 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:45,000 When you place everyone personally and a plan comes together, it's great. 1156 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:50,000 When you're getting your guys killed from halfway across the map by some... 1157 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000 Not so great. 1158 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,000 ...gun, it doesn't feel great. 1159 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:59,000 As someone who's played an unhealthy amount of X-com, I really, really want to play this game, but I can't. 1160 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,000 I want to X-com now, frick. 1161 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,000 Well, the next one is also X-com, but more hammer. 1162 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000 I can get this on Switch though, so I can play this. 1163 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000 S tier, come on. 1164 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000 S tier. 1165 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Great music. 1166 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000 Soundtrack was hard, yeah. 1167 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000 Soundtrack here. 1168 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000 It's a very fun game to be in. 1169 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,000 We love organs. 1170 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 The machine is immortal, brothers. 1171 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,000 The machine is immortal. 1172 00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,000 Can't wait to replace my... 1173 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000 Someone just DJ Beast's pancreas. 1174 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000 I don't know if they're even answering that question. 1175 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,000 Why DJ Beast? 1176 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Body needs more bile. 1177 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000 Where is it, DJ Beast? 1178 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Where is my promised delivery? 1179 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Never too bad. 1180 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Mechanic is still, even now, goes hard. 1181 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:44,000 I think the difficulty of the game is completely up to you, depends on how much you explore. 1182 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:54,000 How much you play those types of games, because I was coming into it, I've played a bit of X-com 2, and then I came into Mechanicus, and I was like, I don't know what's happening, all my guys are dying. 1183 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000 What's going on? 1184 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:03,000 Is it the case, because one thing about both X-com games, the most difficult way to play is the first few missions, because you don't have any stuff. 1185 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:09,000 As soon as you can level up your soldiers and tailor what upgrades, it becomes way easier over time. 1186 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:16,000 But it's those first few missions where it's like, I've got the basic assault rifle, and I'm pointing the gun in the mouth of the alien, and I pull the trigger, and it goes up here. 1187 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 It's like, how is this happening? 1188 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:22,000 And then you get a few levels, and you're like, oh, I can play it properly now. 1189 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 Is it like that, or is it reliable? 1190 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 That's why I don't know. 1191 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000 The next game, though. 1192 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,000 This one glides. 1193 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:35,000 This is like sandpaper on my taint. 1194 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,000 I like it. 1195 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,000 No, don't put it in C. That's crazy. 1196 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Tell me where, then. 1197 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Give me direction. 1198 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000 It should be close. 1199 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000 I would put it in Dirtside. 1200 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000 Oh, come on, it's great. 1201 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000 It's fun. 1202 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000 The guns are so satisfying. 1203 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,000 Can you play it more than 20 hours without getting bored? 1204 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,000 Well, no, not as much. 1205 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,000 It's got O'grin's. 1206 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 It's got... 1207 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000 I don't know. 1208 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000 If I'm buying a $40 game, I'll have 40 hours. 1209 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:10,000 I'm very sorry, but it feels like Vermintide, but lesser in every way. 1210 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,000 No. 1211 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000 I understand why people don't like it. 1212 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,000 It's called guns. 1213 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000 Too fair to call them that. 1214 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:23,000 The cycle of, again, for someone who's played both these games on release, Vermintide was a bit more polished, 1215 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:29,000 but Dirtside does have more to offer as a base standard game. 1216 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,000 On set, Vermintide 2 without any updates or DLC is fine. 1217 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000 They'll build on it. 1218 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,000 It's fine. 1219 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000 They'll make it good. 1220 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,000 I know, but Fat Shark really need to get their crap together. 1221 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000 I don't understand. 1222 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:45,000 I think they said at one point it takes them nine months to make a map, and I don't understand how that's possible. 1223 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,000 Also, I think it's been about nine months since the last one. 1224 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:54,000 I know, the last update was an apology update because, again, they were cooking this game. 1225 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,000 They beefed it. 1226 00:57:55,000 --> 00:58:01,000 The excuse was on Vermintide, oh, we haven't been able to give much love to the game because we're working on Darktide. 1227 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000 Darktide is... 1228 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 Are they already working on a new game? 1229 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000 Because Darktide needs to keep cooking. 1230 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000 It should have another... 1231 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000 It needed another year. 1232 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:14,000 There'll be a Darktide 2 in two years, and it'll fix everything, and then we'll ruin it all for the next game. 1233 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:16,000 I hate how Darktide 2 will come back. 1234 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:20,000 And then they'll make Vermintide, Agent Sigma, and the cycle will be getting new. 1235 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,000 I just don't get how the Left 4 Dead clone games even... 1236 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:28,000 Because surely they don't plan these games for long term because people get bored after 20 hours. 1237 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 People still play Left 4 Dead. 1238 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Yeah, but the people who liked Left 4 Dead itself still has a very active player base. 1239 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,000 The people who like those games, they like them. 1240 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,000 But the Left 4 Dead games got a lot of maps. 1241 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000 Darktide don't got as many maps yet. 1242 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000 Maybe they will add some later, possibly. 1243 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,000 Darktide is the same problem as Vermintide before. 1244 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,000 It will one day be a good game, but it's not. 1245 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,000 Or the sequel will be. 1246 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000 This game will be a good game, but not this day. 1247 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,000 I enjoy it. I like shooting stuff. 1248 00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000 It is fun though. 1249 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,000 There will come a time when Darktide is playable, but it is not this day. 1250 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:10,000 You can also mod the tank to have the epic rap battles of history, Darth Vader vs. Vader. 1251 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:14,000 I was really sad that this game flopped. 1252 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000 I was excited for it. 1253 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000 I think it's a B at least. 1254 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 I don't. 1255 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:26,000 I was expecting something more interesting from the iDivine Cybermency guys. 1256 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,000 The story is just like, it's nothing. 1257 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:35,000 There's nothing to it, but the moment to moment gameplay is kind of fun. 1258 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:39,000 Until you try to melee someone and your animation is just like... 1259 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:48,000 It has a lot of issues that I think are more fine tuning than fundamental issues. 1260 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,000 It's clunky. 1261 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:56,000 When it comes together, the techno soundtrack, which is phenomenal, is blaring. 1262 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000 You're flying on the walls and stuff. 1263 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000 Oh yeah, the soundtrack is great. 1264 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 When it comes together, it's very fun. 1265 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:06,000 I know a soundtrack saving bad games are coming along in this discussion. 1266 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000 It really can't do it. 1267 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Yeah, it's got a lot going for it, but also it's kind of shit. 1268 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000 It does have a cyber help. 1269 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,000 It's just low budget energy. 1270 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 It's got a dog. 1271 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Low budget energy. 1272 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,000 When it comes together, it comes together phenomenally. 1273 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:32,000 It's just for a Doom clone, it does not keep up the energy you need to be a Doom clone. 1274 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:36,000 Also, having a loot system in a game like that is so stupid. 1275 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000 I can't believe anyone thought it was a good idea. 1276 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000 I don't get it. 1277 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 Please tell me you don't have to physically pick up the items. 1278 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 What were they cooking? 1279 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,000 Speaking of the... 1280 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 Is it like with looting? 1281 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,000 Do you actually have to physically click on and pick stuff up? 1282 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:57,000 It's kind of like Borderlands or whatever, where you go to their chests. 1283 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:02,000 There are inexplicable boxes full of guns everywhere, and you pick up the guns. 1284 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Here's 58 guns. I can only carry one at a time, mate. 1285 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:10,000 It does 1% damage to non-binary enemies on a Tuesday. 1286 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:19,000 I have to give my one, probably a bit unreasonable problem with it, is Necromunda bores the hell out of me. 1287 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000 Dang. 1288 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:27,000 Necromunda feels like someone described Warhammer and someone else drew it. 1289 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000 You know what I mean? 1290 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000 It's too obvious. 1291 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000 Because there's no Primark slop. 1292 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,000 No space marines, bro. No space marines. 1293 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,000 It just feels like a little bit... 1294 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 They're big guys in armor. 1295 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,000 My problem with Warhammer is that it's way too on the nose. 1296 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,000 Warhammer is supposed to be on the nose, bro. 1297 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000 Do you not understand? Is that unreasonable? 1298 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,000 Why are you talking about this franchise? 1299 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,000 Necromunda doesn't do anything. 1300 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000 I want this. 1301 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:01,000 Hey, it's got sexy punk ladies. 1302 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:07,000 I was just going to say, before Hal digs an even deeper hole, I should mention that Damien P. donated $4.99. 1303 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000 Thank you, sir. 1304 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,000 Look, if you play the Tide games, you have Brain Rot, because they're the same game with a different coat of paint on it. 1305 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000 That's what I've been saying. 1306 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:25,000 I'm afraid you are literally me. 1307 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000 The next game, though, now this is a recent release. 1308 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000 I haven't gone to play it yet. 1309 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,000 I have not played this, but everyone rates this quite high. 1310 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,000 I don't like CRPGs, so I'm already out. 1311 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,000 Have you played it, Dread? 1312 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000 It's peak. 1313 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000 You've played it. 1314 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:48,000 It's peak. 1315 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,000 It's okay, I guess. 1316 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Mid-A, maybe. 1317 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:59,000 There is a lot of the usual CRPG nonsense. 1318 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,000 Which I enjoy in moderation. 1319 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000 The characters are fun. 1320 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:10,000 It's good. Dark Eldar, if you're into that. 1321 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,000 Yes. 1322 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 Yeah, I don't. 1323 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:21,000 Colin's already thinking about Mommy Marathi. 1324 01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,000 These are the other ones. 1325 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,000 This is Mommy Lilith. 1326 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,000 This is a good space. 1327 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:32,000 There's a Dark Elf guy in it, and he's a jerk. 1328 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000 As it should be, surprising. 1329 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,000 Did you like it as much as Baldur's Gate or more? 1330 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:42,000 I wouldn't quite go that far. 1331 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:48,000 It's a different ball game. 1332 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:52,000 I am putting my shill hat on in addition to my regular hat. 1333 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:57,000 Baldur's Gate 3 really did raise the bar as far as CRPGs go. 1334 01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:02,000 Rogue Trader is just a really, really good CRPG, but Baldur's Gate is kind of like... 1335 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,000 Baldur's Gate pushed the envelope so much that the game industry was like, 1336 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,000 could you stop making games this good? It makes us look bad. 1337 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:11,000 Guys, could you just make good games as well, please? 1338 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:14,000 I have too much tism. 1339 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:19,000 The amount of cope going on in the games industry when that was getting game of the year. 1340 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000 You shouldn't allow the audience to expect games of this caliber. 1341 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000 It's like, why not? 1342 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,000 Lorian have been doing this stuff for years and years and years. 1343 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,000 They've got the sauce. 1344 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,000 You can't just expect anyone to have the sauce. 1345 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:37,000 You can't make a really good game without cramming microtransactions in and calling gamers stupid. 1346 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:41,000 It's like, come on. No. Just make good games and we'll play them. 1347 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,000 I do somewhat agree with that statement. 1348 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:48,000 They cooked that one for a while, but I've also seen... 1349 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:53,000 Even going back to the original Divinity games, the very first one, 1350 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:59,000 I've played those and you can see the strands of what would eventually become Baldur's Gate 3 in those. 1351 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:03,000 I think when you've got as much experience as those guys have, you're bound to make something great. 1352 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:07,000 Unless you're like Warren Spector and you make two Epic Mickeys. 1353 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,000 But apart from that... 1354 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,000 It's been about 10 years since I've thought of Epic Mickey. 1355 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,000 Thank you for that, mind-warmer. 1356 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:19,000 You go from Deus Ex to that. I don't know what... 1357 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,000 What was he cooking? 1358 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000 To be honest, I'm just waiting for Mass Effect 4. 1359 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,000 Mass Effect 4, bro. 1360 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000 Bro, please. 1361 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000 Shut up, Colin. 1362 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:36,000 I've been waiting for Elder Scrolls 6, Dragon Age... 1363 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,000 I thought I brought... 1364 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000 I think at least 3 was mid. 1365 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,000 Inquisition? 1366 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000 2 and 3 were mid. 1367 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:46,000 What was that? 1368 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,000 Who was fucking terrible? What are you talking about? 1369 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:52,000 That was one of the worst games I've ever played in my life. 1370 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,000 But 3 is kind of mid as well. 1371 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000 And then 1 was just like, yes! 1372 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,000 Oh, it's worse! Oh, it's still not as good as the first one! 1373 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,000 Dragon Age is an introsession, the definition of a good game. 1374 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000 Not a great game, but a good one. 1375 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,000 Bloated game. Full of busy work. 1376 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000 Yeah, well, I did it. I completed it. 1377 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:13,000 Also, all the characters have really shiny faces and it's really distracting. 1378 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000 Yeah, they're so sweaty. 1379 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,000 The armour looks weird as well. 1380 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,000 The armour... everything's shiny. 1381 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:23,000 The armour in all those games has always been awful fantasy crap. 1382 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,000 It's shinier than my forehead. 1383 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,000 Again, we're talking about Warhammer. 1384 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000 We're doing something a bit weird for the next three. 1385 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000 So these are tie-ins. 1386 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,000 So this is Warhammer World of Tanks. 1387 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,000 Come on! 1388 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:41,000 Eskere, Eskere, Eskere! Get it up there, baby! 1389 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,000 I'm not going to do that. 1390 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000 I can't. 1391 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,000 It's not even a game! It's... 1392 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000 It's Warhammer World of Warships. 1393 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,000 Well, you say that. Where's World of Warships? 1394 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,000 Bring it up! Come on, Eskere! 1395 01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,000 I don't like that. I don't like that. 1396 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000 The fact that Korn was the one they chose and that was crazy. 1397 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,000 Andy, you add it right now. 1398 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,000 Where is Warzone? 1399 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:03,000 Where's what? 1400 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000 Where is Warzone? 1401 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,000 I am not tainting this tier list with that garbage. 1402 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,000 I'm not doing it. 1403 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,000 We've come this far. 1404 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,000 Half of these games are like... 1405 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,000 Alright, let's bring back some normalcy here. 1406 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,000 We need to be serious. 1407 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:23,000 Warhammer in the power washing DLC. 1408 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,000 I have heard that is actually kind of cool. 1409 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,000 I've heard it's very therapeutic. 1410 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,000 That's not worth it. 1411 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,000 I'm not going to pay for something I could be paid to do in real life. 1412 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:39,000 You can wash a Warlord Titan in real life? 1413 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:43,000 That's basically what some of the bigger trucks are getting to be. 1414 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000 True. 1415 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:49,000 I wish I was the kind of person who played farming simulator. 1416 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000 You wish you were German. 1417 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,000 Maybe not. 1418 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000 I'll put it down to C. 1419 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000 If that's an S tier, that's crazy. 1420 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,000 Final one. 1421 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,000 Bulb Gun. 1422 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000 I'd be okay with this. 1423 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:09,000 Because I have a tiny little pea brain, I get lost in a lot of the levels. 1424 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:13,000 Oh yeah, I hate the directions of that game. 1425 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:19,000 I like my modern, real road, linear slop. 1426 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:25,000 I don't like these big expensive maps where you get to go anywhere and do anything. 1427 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,000 I'm a tiny little pea brain in a tiny little pea brain world. 1428 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,000 I like being told where to go and what to do. 1429 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:35,000 I shouldn't like Bulb Gun, but a lot of the stuff I do like about it. 1430 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,000 That's where I'd put it. 1431 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:40,000 I enjoy playing it a little bit on the Switch, but I can't play more than a level or two at a time. 1432 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:45,000 I get very bored after a couple of levels, and it's just the same thing for 50 billion levels. 1433 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,000 Also, the secrets are garbage. 1434 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,000 I've gone around a corner and there's just a thing. 1435 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000 You found the secret. 1436 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,000 That's what all those Doom games are like. 1437 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:57,000 But then there's a wall you have to click on. 1438 01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,000 Could we have some consistency, please? 1439 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000 One or the other, please. 1440 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000 It feels very... 1441 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:08,000 People complain about the war, the prom is a bit too obvious. 1442 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000 I don't know what's going on. 1443 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000 I don't know. 1444 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000 I don't know. 1445 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000 I know we're all talking back about it. 1446 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:22,000 If you want to play a Doom clone, but this time it's original Doom, this is the highest of high tiers. 1447 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,000 This game is very fun if that's what you want. 1448 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:30,000 I'd rely on this as A is a crime. 1449 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:34,000 These guys put Fogerman B tier, so like... 1450 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000 What do you expect? 1451 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000 I think it's okay where it is. 1452 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000 It's fine. We'll live. 1453 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000 We're happy with that list, though. 1454 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,000 Yeah, okay. 1455 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000 I wish I'd played half of these games. 1456 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000 Same. 1457 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,000 We got a request from Ludie McShootie. 1458 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,000 Thank you. 1459 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:57,000 I don't like that Mr. Nowork got real excited for World of Tanks and ships. 1460 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,000 There's no connection between these two things. 1461 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,000 It's like he got stepped on by a certain Dami Mami. 1462 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000 Neither of these are connected. 1463 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,000 They put Marathi in World of Warships. 1464 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,000 Alright, we don't need to discuss this. 1465 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,000 Okay. 1466 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:17,000 Andy, if we have time for it, so everyone in the case do the Eld Up. 1467 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,000 From Software Games. 1468 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,000 Dark Souls 2. 1469 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:25,000 I'm going to find out where Cullen lives and I'm going to go and kill him. 1470 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,000 I'm already on it. 1471 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,000 I'm already on it. 1472 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,000 Dox this man! 1473 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,000 Please don't dox him. 1474 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,000 I've got a PO box. 1475 01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000 Send me all of the cum you can. 1476 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,000 I'll just send you my copy of Dark Souls 2. 1477 01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,000 Do not send Cullen mayonnaise in the post. 1478 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,000 Don't do it. 1479 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,000 I've played one of these games. 1480 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000 We should start in... 1481 01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,000 This is just going to be on... 1482 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000 Okay, it's peak. 1483 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000 It's not peak. 1484 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000 No, it is not. 1485 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000 It's peak. 1486 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,000 You get that out of BT here right now. 1487 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000 You put that up. 1488 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,000 This is even the remake. 1489 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,000 It's got atmosphere. 1490 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,000 It's Kino. 1491 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000 It's Ludo. 1492 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,000 It's level structure is garbage. 1493 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,000 No! That's the best thing about it. 1494 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,000 You don't have to go through a billion tunnels. 1495 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:21,000 That Manta Ray boss fight is bullshit and I don't like it. 1496 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000 It's about the atmosphere. 1497 01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,000 It's about the game feel. 1498 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:30,000 It's not about doing a bunch of flip-de-loops and doing a 360 degree backflip and walking away. 1499 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000 It's not about pressing the button and something else happening. 1500 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000 It's about the atmosphere. 1501 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,000 Music is mid. 1502 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,000 Anyway, yes, the music is mid. 1503 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,000 It's very mid. 1504 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,000 What's with the trumpets? 1505 01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000 The remake music is mid. The original is great. 1506 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000 Listen, I am... 1507 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:50,000 I would like to see it for the record that I'm not okay with this being in B, but... 1508 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:54,000 Donation by that greyshark77. 1509 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000 He says, bolt gun in A tier. 1510 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,000 The codex of stardust does not support this action. 1511 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000 It's got... 1512 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,000 Look, I got lost, okay? 1513 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,000 You need to put a big arrow to tell me where to go. 1514 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,000 I may have defended it if I played it, but I have not. 1515 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,000 Okay, Dark Souls... 1516 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000 It's really good, but not perfect. 1517 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,000 No, hey, that wasn't me before! 1518 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,000 I looked like I was in the screen and I was sneaking. 1519 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000 I moved you when you were distracted. 1520 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000 You tried to pull a fast one on me, buddy. 1521 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,000 I tried to put a sneaky on you. 1522 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,000 Yeah, exactly. 1523 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,000 The better one, A. 1524 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,000 The better chaos. 1525 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,000 Huh? 1526 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,000 Huh? 1527 01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:34,000 Hey, Dark Souls 1 is A? 1528 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:36,000 Yeah. 1529 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000 Only the greatest mania level design. 1530 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,000 Quintessential Dark Souls. 1531 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000 The foreground which all would come. 1532 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,000 I feel like that should be reserved for S tier. 1533 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000 S tier should be like, there's only one thing that can take S tier, I think. 1534 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,000 Yeah, and it's not Dark Souls 3. 1535 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,000 No, it's not. 1536 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,000 Don't worry. 1537 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,000 It's between those two. 1538 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:58,000 I mean, I just specifically didn't watch our Dark Souls tier list because I knew how bad it was going to be. 1539 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000 No! 1540 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000 To be fair, what's the order everyone played in? 1541 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,000 Did everyone play Dark Souls 1 first? 1542 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000 I played in release order because I'm a true gamer. 1543 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,000 I played in reverse. 1544 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:20,000 I played 1, 2, then eventually I got around to Dark Souls on the PS3, then I got Dark Souls 3, I've never played Bloodborne, and I've never played Sekiro, and I've never played Elden Ring. 1545 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:26,000 I messed up my first playthrough of Dark Souls 1 because I didn't realise there's multiple ways. 1546 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:31,000 My friend made me play, he said, I said, I know nothing about this game, he said, that's exactly what you should do. 1547 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,000 He told me literally nothing, just watch me play it. 1548 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:39,000 And I immediately went to Firelink Shrine, then went left down towards the grave. 1549 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,000 Yeah, oh no. 1550 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:48,000 But then I didn't realise things could over-encumber you, so I grabbed that Zweihander immediately. 1551 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:52,000 And I was slow rolling for so much of the game. 1552 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,000 You know what I mean? 1553 01:13:54,000 --> 01:14:01,000 I'm not a pro at the game, but I can get to New Game Plus Free without getting frustrated and chucking my controller across the room. 1554 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:06,000 I literally got onto playthrough 3 and I thought, man, I was like, fuck it, so I've stopped playing on the Switch again. 1555 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:12,000 But what I do like about Dark Souls 1 is you can play the game again, and then you can go, I'm going to do a different route. 1556 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:20,000 Like this time I played it last, I went through New Londo, and then there was another one where I went straight to Pinwheel, and then there's another playthrough when I started, and I went blah blah blah. 1557 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:23,000 And you can experiment with how you're going to go about the bosses and all that. 1558 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,000 What is that you like? 1559 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,000 People are angry. 1560 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:29,000 I love that image. 1561 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,000 What do you mean, you're angry? 1562 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:33,000 I just got that in the chat. 1563 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,000 Is this the Halo 2 list all over again? 1564 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000 Killhound says it's good. 1565 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:47,000 I was not on the Reddit for that point. I looked it up and the image on Google Images takes me to Reddit. You cocksucker. 1566 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,000 The only reason I can't put Dark Souls 1 higher. 1567 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,000 Dark Souls 2 is for redditors confirmed. 1568 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:58,000 I have an interview for Miyazaki pulled up for this right now. 1569 01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:07,000 Dark Souls 1, to be fair, my nostalgia glasses are thick on this one, but I understand if I was to play them all now, I'm not sure I'd choose Dark Souls 1 first. 1570 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:11,000 It is like half finished and kind of messy. 1571 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:16,000 There's a lot of stuff right against it, but it defined a generation. 1572 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:21,000 I must admit, this was one where I was like, you play it and it changes how you play a video game. 1573 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:29,000 Or at least for me, after I played this, I was like, oh, this is fundamentally changed how I play video games, so I'm not as brash and I'm a bit more cautious. 1574 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,000 You can reuse bosses as well. 1575 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000 Ornstein. 1576 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:37,000 You can never have too many bosses. 1577 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,000 We use bosses. 1578 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:41,000 And then half of them turn up as enemies. 1579 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:43,000 The Taurus demon and stuff. 1580 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:48,000 I don't think I've ever felt the hate I did an enemy towards the Capra demon when I first played that game. 1581 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,000 Oh my god. 1582 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,000 We got a donation from Ludie McShootie. Colin can read it maybe. 1583 01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,000 Fuck you. 1584 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:59,000 Can we ban Colin for bad takes? 1585 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:04,000 His worst take of all time is yet to come. 1586 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,000 Here we say this like men. Dark Souls 2. 1587 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:11,000 Put both of those in S tier right now. S tier. They're the best. 1588 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:17,000 No, no, no. You take that away. You don't even let that touch Demon's Souls. 1589 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000 It's not even on the same level. 1590 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:24,000 Here's the thing. Dark Souls 2 is not the best Souls game, but it's better than Demon's Souls in my opinion. 1591 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:31,000 I actually personally think Dark Souls 2 was a really great project for us, said Miyazaki. 1592 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:39,000 And I think without it, we wouldn't have had a lot of the connections and a lot of the ideas that went forward and carried the rest of the series. 1593 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:44,000 But at the same time, you couldn't have done that without the first one. 1594 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:47,000 And you couldn't have had the stuff in Dark Souls 2 without the first one. 1595 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:51,000 It has the best magic. It has the best PvP. It has the best hub area in any Souls game. 1596 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:55,000 I mean, look at all of that stuff because it looks like trash. It plays like trash. 1597 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,000 It does not play like trash. 1598 01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:00,000 You are out of your fucking... 1599 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,000 Look at this. It's drip. 1600 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:08,000 Listen buddy, listen pal. I did my time in the pits of Demon's Souls. 1601 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:17,000 I played through Dark Souls 1. I was excited. I was a little happy little, happy little scamp of a boy when Demon's Souls 2 arrived at my doorstep. 1602 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:22,000 I played it. I cried my eyes out because it was so terrible. 1603 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,000 It's okay. 1604 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:29,000 Judge, send this man to jail for never leveling adaptability. 1605 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:36,000 Adaptability shouldn't be in the game. You shouldn't tie a quirk of the animation system to the fucking stat system. 1606 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:39,000 It doesn't work. There's a reason why nobody ever does it. 1607 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,000 Because it doesn't work and it's stupid. 1608 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:44,000 I need to level up the skill I used. I need to level up an ability I have. 1609 01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:47,000 I forbid. How dare that be a feature of the fucking game. 1610 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,000 I was not taxed from my mechanical prize by the stat system. 1611 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,000 I can dodge things. I can press buttons. 1612 01:17:53,000 --> 01:18:01,000 This freaking stat shouldn't be telling me, oh sorry mate we've reduced your iframes arbitrarily because your numbers didn't go up. 1613 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:05,000 That's silly. That's such a stupid idea. 1614 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:09,000 It's the best PvP. It is the best game. 1615 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:14,000 Can we name all the DLCs? Does this also come in? This is including DLC. This is the Skull of the First Sin edition. 1616 01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:17,000 So Colin, can you name all the DLCs? 1617 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:20,000 Name all the DLCs? Yeah, Skull of the First Sin. I don't know. 1618 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:30,000 I got the game after Skull of the First Sin came out. I don't know the names of the DLCs. I just know they're all in Skull of the First Sin. 1619 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:36,000 Was it literally like Crown of the Ivory King, Crown of the Such-and-Such King, and the Such-and-Such King? 1620 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:39,000 Because there was only three. It was thematic. 1621 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:43,000 What do you mean there was only three? There was only two and two. Or two and three. 1622 01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:52,000 There's three. There's the... There's the Sunken King crown, there's the Ivory Crown, and there's the Fume Crown or whatever it is. 1623 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:59,000 And it all adds up. It all leads to a confrontation with a pile of sludge. 1624 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:06,000 Also, one thing against Dark Souls 2, no patches. But you do have Peter Seraphinewix as Pate. 1625 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,000 Pate. So it's like, ooh. 1626 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:14,000 Pate. Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh jeez. I got a character from Dark Souls 2. 1627 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:20,000 I do like some of the risks and chances Dark Souls 2 took, but I just don't think it's like... 1628 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,000 Such as? 1629 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:33,000 Like, for example, they tweaked some of the mechanics. They tried some interesting things with some of the boss fights. You got the Dragon Rider with the bow, and you have to break the pillar to drop him, and they had things like... 1630 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:39,000 Yeah, they had the first one where you had the levers you could pull to make the boss fight bigger or smaller. 1631 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:45,000 And chariots. But at the same time, there was a lot of reused bosses like Ornstein. 1632 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:55,000 The Pursuer was a neat idea, but that was the only time I found like, ooh, a boss that chases you is cool, but it's over too quickly, and then it's like, oh, I can just use the Ballista to take off most of his house. 1633 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:59,000 The Pursuer doesn't even actually chase you. It's all an illusion. It's all an illusion. It's not real. 1634 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:02,000 If that's your only video game, the video game is like, ahhh! 1635 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,000 No, but you picked your ice cubes. 1636 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,000 I do think the copium is heavy on this one. 1637 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:13,000 And the thing is, I prefer it to Demon's Souls because for me, Demon's Souls is a victim of its age where it's just... 1638 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:17,000 I haven't played the remake, but the original, I was just like, it's a bit like... 1639 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:27,000 I was spoiled by playing Dark Souls first thing going back to it and going, oh, I don't like the jankiness, or I don't like this boss fight, or I don't like how I have to travel between worlds rather than it just being like a really meticulous world. 1640 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:32,000 There's a build for everything. There's a build for every problem you have in Dark Souls 2. 1641 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,000 We have a Harry Ballantyne for donation. 1642 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,000 I'm all listening. 1643 01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:41,000 Five pounds to a dreaded one. With all disrespect, continue shouting. 1644 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:46,000 Yeah, see, he gets it. He understands my passion. 1645 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:50,000 Also, Dread is winning in the poll for being who's the foster parent. 1646 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:53,000 The people have spoken, I'm afraid. 1647 01:20:53,000 --> 01:21:03,000 I dunno what, to be fair, do you know what I think Dark Souls 2's problem is? Is mostly due to its opening second of the game. 1648 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:06,000 Yeah, that was like, what a stupid marketing stuff. 1649 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:19,000 When I played all these games before, I very much got immersed a lot faster than I did in Dark Souls 2. Dark Souls 2 I knew would be good, but I really had to push through to get something where I thought I was enjoying myself. 1650 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:24,000 Like, again, like, there's... Yeah, it's anyone I really struggled to get into initially. 1651 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:33,000 And I think, you know what's funny? I played that... I played the old Dark Souls on like a crappy PS3, and then I played Dark Souls 2 on PC, like, best edition. 1652 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:40,000 You got a good donation. Ludi McShooDie2.is there a build for not playing DS2? 1653 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:44,000 I think it's fine there, Colin. 1654 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:52,000 The only problem with Dark Souls 2 is the Shrine of Amana. Whoever designed that part of the game should explode. 1655 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:58,000 I think there's also, there's a bit of copium on, like, the actual animations and combat is clunky. 1656 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:05,000 I enjoy playing Dark Souls 2. I'm having fun. 1657 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:17,000 But there's also just some weird gimmicks. Like, I don't like, why the hell do I need to get, like, giant souls to harm Vendrick? That's just busy work. I didn't like that. 1658 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:21,000 Because he's a large-scale fight! You don't need to fight Vendrick! 1659 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:30,000 But it was just such a weird arbitrary, like, just gonna get this many of these! If it wasn't a key item, it was just busy work. I don't like that. 1660 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:39,000 I don't like that. I like to fight the boss when I'm supposed to fight the boss, or get to him early and then have a more challenging fight, but then have to use skill to bridge the gap. 1661 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:45,000 Rather than, you need five of these particular things to do some damage! You don't need them! You could still hurt him without it! 1662 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:52,000 Nirenai I still hold in high regard, but a lot of the other parts of Dark Souls 2 lore, I just, like, I could... 1663 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:56,000 The Royal Rat Vanguard is the best fight in Dark Souls history! 1664 01:22:56,000 --> 01:23:02,000 Exactly! Every fight is like that! He's not even a rat, he's like a big dog thing! 1665 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,000 No, it's the one before that where it's just dirty rats! 1666 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:09,000 Plus, I mean, truly, it was Vermintide before we had Vermintide. 1667 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:14,000 There are some called NPCs, but there aren't as many good iconic ones as the first game, in my opinion. 1668 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:16,000 Bear CC Clust! 1669 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:20,000 It's just the gaming story, as a small... 1670 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:29,000 The thing is, we'll get to Dark Souls 3 in a bit, but Dark Souls 2 started all the stupid nostalgia baiting stuff that would eventually plague the series. 1671 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:34,000 You know, oh, here's Ornstein for some reason. You know, stuff like that. 1672 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:39,000 I've got words to say in Dark Souls 3 about that topic. 1673 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,000 I think we broadly agree in regards to Dark Souls 3. 1674 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,000 Let's get that out of the way, then. Let's go through Dark Souls 3. Where's that going? 1675 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:53,000 I think just... It's only exactly the same. It is Dark Souls... Put it between Dark Souls 3 and the remake. It's just the same game. 1676 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:57,000 Oh, no! No! No! What? 1677 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,000 I have the same feelings. 1678 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:59,000 We can't put it here? 1679 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:00,000 No, it's not! 1680 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,000 Sorry. Here? 1681 01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:03,000 No! 1682 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:04,000 Or here? 1683 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:05,000 No! A here? 1684 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:06,000 I'd put it in C, honestly! I would! 1685 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:07,000 No! 1686 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,000 Can you say why? Can you explain why? 1687 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,000 It didn't click. It didn't click with me. 1688 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:15,000 I would give it B, but bottom of B. 1689 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:18,000 No, it's better than Demon's Souls. 1690 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:20,000 No, it's not! Shut up! 1691 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,000 Oh my gosh. 1692 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:26,000 Let me tell you what Dark Souls... Oh, no. You first, Dread. 1693 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:34,000 Look, Dark Souls 3 and Demon's Souls are at opposite ends of the spectrum, because Dark Souls 3 is safe. 1694 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:44,000 It's retreading old ground. It's not doing anything new. Whereas Demon's Souls were the biggest gamble of the generation, and it paid off. 1695 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:51,000 Whereas Dark Souls 3 is like, oh, well, we'll just do what we did last time, and we'll just reference the first game over and over again. 1696 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:58,000 One thing is, though, I did feel a single tear when I heard Plinplon plan fighting the Soul of Cinder. 1697 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:00,000 It's like, oh my god. 1698 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,000 Okay, yeah, that was... 1699 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,000 That is fine. 1700 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,000 Dare I say, Keno? 1701 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:10,000 You made dare. 1702 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:25,000 Dark Souls 3 is just, in terms of actual... as much as we take our own biases out of this, as it turns into a gameplay experience, story as well, honestly, it's one of the best games ever. 1703 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:28,000 And I've got to say, the DLC with Slave Knight Gale. 1704 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:32,000 Oh, that's a boss fight. Probably my favourite in the series. 1705 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:37,000 I did like Slave Knight Gale. Unfortunately, Dark Eater Medeer exists before that, and I despise Dark Eater Medeer. 1706 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,000 That is an optional boss, though. 1707 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,000 I don't care if he's in the game. 1708 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,000 As much as you claimed Plinplon about Vendrick earlier, okay. 1709 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:47,000 Yeah. Now I get to bitch. I never said I wasn't biased. 1710 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:51,000 Dark Souls 3 is better than Demon's Souls. 1711 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,000 Shut up! 1712 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:58,000 Dark Souls combat is good because it's bloodborne combat, but shields are viable. 1713 01:25:58,000 --> 01:26:08,000 Look at the beat tier list here. If you had to play one of those games right now, most people would pick Dark Souls 3 to go play right now. 1714 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:14,000 Demon's Souls is fresh. It's hip. It's withered. It's fresh. 1715 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:21,000 Should I do this, actually? I think that's fair. Because this is basically this, but better, right? Am I wrong? I haven't played it. 1716 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:28,000 There are things I like about it that are better. Some of the aesthetic choices, I think, are a bit questionable. 1717 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:35,000 Yeah, and the music. I don't like the music either, but the audio design is incredible, and it looks great. 1718 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:41,000 I just really like, particularly my enjoyment of Dark Souls 3. 1719 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:48,000 What's the bit at New Londo where particularly you can sign up with the Covenant where it's like the bishop's one? 1720 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:50,000 Dark Wraiths? 1721 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:53,000 The bishop who's like the corpse in New Londo. 1722 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,000 Oh, yeah, like the colonel. 1723 01:26:55,000 --> 01:27:06,000 Yeah, and you basically do PvP stuff. The PvP grounds slash invasion part near there in Dark Souls 3 is one of my most favorite memories of playing video games. 1724 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:13,000 Just because of the amount of like, I was dog shit in PvP. 1725 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:20,000 But the amount of times I just knocking people off of the sides of the wall and winning completely unfairly. 1726 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:26,000 Also using the crystalline ice sword that you get in the beginning. Don't care if it's a new weapon. 1727 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:34,000 And the lore is out of everything in B tier. The lore is the best in Dark Souls 3 by far. 1728 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:39,000 Boss fights are enjoyable as well. Even Sister Frieda was difficult as hell. 1729 01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:44,000 But I felt very rewarded by actually completing every single boss fight. 1730 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:47,000 I felt so sorry for that guy when he was like, ah, bashing the thing. I was like, oh, he made me feel good. 1731 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:52,000 Again, it's not innovative. You're right, it's not as innovative as the rest of them in the series. 1732 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:59,000 But I'm glad it put Dark Souls to rest. Like, it ended it. If they'd never made Dark Souls 3, I would have been gutted. 1733 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:00,000 Yeah. 1734 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:02,000 May I have a moment? 1735 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,000 Yeah, you could. 1736 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:07,000 I will. Another moment on my pile of rants about Dark Souls. 1737 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:08,000 Go for it. 1738 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:17,000 I will admit, I played Dark Souls 1 first for like 30 minutes, got confused because I was like 13 at most, and then stopped. 1739 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:21,000 Two was the first one I got into, but three was the first one I beat. 1740 01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:34,000 And every moment going through three, it's like I could feel Miyazaki hanging over my shoulder and going, hey, Dark Souls 1 fan, you're now allowed to stop edging. 1741 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:44,000 You can blow your load now. It's T'Lare. It's Andre. It's the fucking Gwyndolin fight, but worse in every way because now he's just a fat slug. 1742 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:50,000 I could feel him going like, Dark Souls 1 fan. Good. 1743 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:54,000 In an impeccable English, oh, American accent as well, which was great. 1744 01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:56,000 I'm saying you haven't completed Dark Souls 2, your favorite. 1745 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,000 No, I did it reverse. 1746 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,000 At the time. 1747 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,000 Oh, I was about to say, my God, I'll drop that. 1748 01:29:01,000 --> 01:29:05,000 Like, three was the first one I beat. 1749 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:12,000 I really wish, I think Dark Souls 3 should be top of B. I just can't let Dark Souls 2 ever be ranked higher than Dark Souls 3. 1750 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,000 Can we do a compromise? Can we say it's between the two Dark Souls? 1751 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:21,000 Because I honestly think Scholar is a really good improvement on the base game. 1752 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:25,000 They added more spawns of enemies. They tightened up some of the scenarios. 1753 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:34,000 I just hate the gameplay part. That's too... If the gameplay movement of three was in two, I think two would be better. 1754 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:41,000 But it's held back by... The gameplay was better in Dark Souls 1. That's what annoys me. 1755 01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:47,000 So not all the magic systems, all that stuff, but the actual just movement, roll, and kick. 1756 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,000 God damn it. 1757 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,000 This is so... pain. 1758 01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:52,000 Alright, the next one. 1759 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:56,000 I've got a donation for the roll for $5. I've never played a Dark Souls game. 1760 01:29:56,000 --> 01:30:03,000 I just enjoy reading the endless screeching and whining of game genres, making for an easy mode when a new one releases. 1761 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:07,000 I'd like to change Demon's Souls and move it up. 1762 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1763 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,000 I've been thinking. I've been thinking. 1764 01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,000 Okay. 1765 01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:16,000 Very good game. Although I haven't played it, I can, full honesty. 1766 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:17,000 What? 1767 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,000 To... 1768 01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:24,000 Hang on. I don't know if I opened my mouth. 1769 01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:25,000 Alright, moving on. 1770 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,000 I think it should be higher. 1771 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:28,000 Let's just move on. Okay. 1772 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:29,000 Bloodborne. 1773 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:30,000 We'll just agree. We're going circles. 1774 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:34,000 Let's do that. How about that? Is that fun? Is that good? 1775 01:30:34,000 --> 01:30:36,000 It's peak. It's peak. It's peak. 1776 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:38,000 Alright. I haven't played Bloodborne, but I really want to. 1777 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:41,000 Bloodborne is, in fact, the S tier. 1778 01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:44,000 It's the second. There's no denying that. 1779 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,000 Oh, Colin's fuming. 1780 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:48,000 Oh, is there something denying that? 1781 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:49,000 He looks like he's just... 1782 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:52,000 I'm not saying Bloodborne doesn't belong in S tier. I'm just saying... 1783 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:55,000 Yeah, you'd rather Dark Souls 2 was there, wouldn't you? 1784 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,000 I would, but I'm also looking at Elden Ring. 1785 01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:01,000 I think they might compete for top spot. 1786 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:04,000 But honestly, Bloodborne, lore, gameplay. 1787 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:10,000 I mean, the fact that this game came out before Dark Souls 3 is crazy. 1788 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:17,000 And my God, if I don't know how many times I've listened to lore videos about it, 1789 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:21,000 I played it, I don't know how many brawn throughs I've done on that game. 1790 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,000 By the way... 1791 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:26,000 I was going to say I missed my weapons. 1792 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,000 Just anyway, I can't even imagine. 1793 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:36,000 Moonlight Greatsword, by the way, that thing has carried my beloved throughout many fights. 1794 01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:38,000 It's annoying that it gets so late. 1795 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:40,000 It's annoying that it comes so late in that game. 1796 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,000 But my God, is it enjoyable. 1797 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:45,000 And again, I'm just a sucker for Lovecraftian stuff. 1798 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:48,000 And it's disgusting that game in a sense. 1799 01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:51,000 I like the tape as a big spider. 1800 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:57,000 This is the twist, the twist halfway through. 1801 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,000 I didn't know nothing about it. 1802 01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:01,000 I didn't know nothing about it getting into it. 1803 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:05,000 And then you go from fighting werewolves and other spooky guys to aliens. 1804 01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:07,000 Peek! 1805 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:08,000 Peek, I say. 1806 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:13,000 The fact that I was munching like an innocent spider wrong. 1807 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:16,000 And then eventually the moon went bloody. 1808 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:18,000 I was like, yo, what? 1809 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:24,000 No one in a FromSoft game is innocent because if they were innocent, I wouldn't get souls when I kill them. 1810 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:28,000 Siegmeyer of Katarina and Solera, lovely boys. 1811 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:30,000 He is, but I want his armor. 1812 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:34,000 The change up for the combat system as well, just being hyper aggressive. 1813 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,000 Oh yeah. 1814 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:39,000 Isn't there a bit where it dunks on you if you get a shield part way through it? 1815 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:41,000 It's like, look at this piece of crap. 1816 01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:43,000 The only thing I would... 1817 01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:45,000 You get a proper shield eventually. 1818 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,000 Well, you can. 1819 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:49,000 Yeah, you can. It's a board. 1820 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:57,000 But if you use that thing, you truly are fucking Bloodborne's strongest soldier. 1821 01:32:57,000 --> 01:33:10,000 The only thing I will say against Bloodborne is that this is one FromSoft where it started adding enemies with 15 second long attacks that just never end. 1822 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:18,000 And the delay thing that happens, they wind up and then they go, that's getting kind of old now. 1823 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:21,000 We'll get to it, but Elden Ring's full of that and I kind of hate it. 1824 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:24,000 Shout out to Morgh-Morghott. 1825 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:27,000 Morgh, get my brain in gear. 1826 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:30,000 Next one is Sekiro. 1827 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:31,000 Sekiro is C. 1828 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:33,000 I have only C tier? 1829 01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:36,000 I don't like Sekiro. 1830 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:39,000 Should we just leave one tier because we don't need this one? 1831 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:45,000 This might be the only one I've only done once. 1832 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:55,000 I haven't played the game, but I've watched my friends play all of these games and out of all of them, Sekiro is by far the most exciting and looks like it requires the most skill. 1833 01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:57,000 It probably has the best combat. 1834 01:33:57,000 --> 01:34:02,000 Yeah, the lore doesn't quite hit as hard as the other ones, but my god is it fun playing this game. 1835 01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:07,000 It's just Japan. It's like real life Japan. Japan's a real place. 1836 01:34:07,000 --> 01:34:10,000 That's very true. 1837 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:15,000 Honestly, this game to be fair, the learning curve of this one is quite steep. 1838 01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:17,000 We're getting a lot of abuse in the comments. 1839 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:20,000 The thing is, I don't like it because the states... 1840 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,000 The comments are cooking you, Colin. 1841 01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:24,000 I'm sure they are. 1842 01:34:24,000 --> 01:34:26,000 As usual. 1843 01:34:26,000 --> 01:34:28,000 DJ Beast, I saw it, believe me. 1844 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:32,000 I honestly think Sekiro should go to bottom of A. 1845 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:37,000 I think it's not as iconic and not every Souls player is going to play this game. 1846 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,000 But is it a better made game? 1847 01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:41,000 But on every metric of playing the game... 1848 01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:47,000 The stealth is completely out of place. If you use the stealth, you will have no practice at the combat. 1849 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,000 But it broke new ground. 1850 01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:56,000 You go to fight the boss after stealting through the whole area and then you get your dick flattened because you have no practice in the combat. 1851 01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:58,000 How much of the game have you played, by the way? 1852 01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:02,000 Probably like five hours, so by Dark Souls standards fucking nothing. 1853 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:06,000 I was going to say, stealth, by the way, in the beginning is much more... 1854 01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,000 Then why is it there? 1855 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:13,000 The bonus of stealth is it can play to a benefit in terms of some bosses and some enemies. 1856 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:15,000 It can help take off... 1857 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:17,000 You know they have multiple life chunks. 1858 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:20,000 You get the advantage of it rewards you for playing... 1859 01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:24,000 It does reward you for playing stealth, but you are ultimately forced to do combat. 1860 01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:26,000 You can take off a chunk of health. 1861 01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:30,000 I'm saying, you take off a chunk of health, then you have no practice at the combat. 1862 01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:32,000 So I'm using the system the game will feed. 1863 01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:33,000 We've got to finish it! 1864 01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:35,000 There's the boss fight with Lady Butterfly. 1865 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:38,000 That's the one that locks you in. 1866 01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:41,000 Lady Butterfly is the boss battle that actually locks you in. 1867 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:44,000 I only know the Moonlight Butterfly. 1868 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:46,000 The best boss fight in all Dark Souls. 1869 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:48,000 It's a person. 1870 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:52,000 That's the one that locks you into the combat of the game and it clicks. 1871 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:56,000 You realise dodging, rolling, it's out. 1872 01:35:56,000 --> 01:36:01,000 Also, here's the guy who you fight on top of the castle. 1873 01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:04,000 He has the jumping lightning bow. 1874 01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:06,000 I forgot his name. 1875 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,000 That's the fight as well. 1876 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,000 That's the point where a lot of people quit the game. 1877 01:36:10,000 --> 01:36:12,000 This is the make or break. 1878 01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:16,000 You have to get it, otherwise you just can't continue the game. 1879 01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:21,000 Honestly, once you get past that, it opens up and the game is so much more enjoyable. 1880 01:36:21,000 --> 01:36:23,000 The last boss fight in this game... 1881 01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:25,000 Holy crap. 1882 01:36:25,000 --> 01:36:28,000 Does Japan have such poor level design? 1883 01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:30,000 Whoa. 1884 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:32,000 That was so... 1885 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:40,000 Honestly, the last boss fight in this game, I have never died more to anything in the entire run-through of any game. 1886 01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:43,000 I died a lot to Sanctuary Demon in Dark Souls 1. 1887 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:44,000 It's embarrassing, I know. 1888 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:47,000 You should show everyone this for those who haven't seen it. 1889 01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:48,000 What is that? 1890 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:50,000 Describe it for the audio listeners. 1891 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:54,000 That would be a picture of me over King Vendrick from Dark Souls 2. 1892 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:58,000 With the caption, mods mock this man. 1893 01:36:58,000 --> 01:37:04,000 I think it is fair to say that Colin is Dark Souls 2's strongest soldier. 1894 01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,000 Truly. 1895 01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:11,000 Whether that's a title you would want, I'll leave that to the discretion of the individual. 1896 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:15,000 Does anyone else feel any certain way about Sekiro though? 1897 01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:20,000 A lot of people just miss this one. 1898 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:23,000 I never finished it, but while I played it was very good. 1899 01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:30,000 The thing is, as someone who hasn't played Sekiro, it seems like it's a bit of a strange... 1900 01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:38,000 If you're used to playing games like Bloodborne and Dark Souls, where there's big grand dragons and boss fights and monsters, and then it's just blokes with swords... 1901 01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:39,000 Oh, there is a dragon. 1902 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,000 ...it's kind of one dragon. Cool. 1903 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,000 There is a dragon. 1904 01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:52,000 But for the most part, it seems a bit less fantastical compared to all the other ones, where you could have a disgusting rat demon. 1905 01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:55,000 As we discussed, Japan is a real place. 1906 01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:58,000 Contrary to popular beliefs, Japan is real. 1907 01:37:58,000 --> 01:38:00,000 Believe it or not. 1908 01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:06,000 Funny you say that, Andy, but everyone's most favourite fights from the Souls series has always been the one-on-one, slave fight gale. 1909 01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:08,000 The humanoid fights, like gale. 1910 01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:14,000 And it leans in really heavily to that part. Each boss fight is really well... 1911 01:38:14,000 --> 01:38:19,000 No one enjoys calamite. That's just not fun. Screw calamite. 1912 01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:21,000 I really wish that one... 1913 01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:23,000 The dick-flattening dragon. 1914 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:29,000 Was there the one in Dark Souls 2 that's also an abusive amount of hate? 1915 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:30,000 Ancient Dragon. 1916 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,000 Oh, the big one. 1917 01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:37,000 Yeah, that's an engaging boss fight, isn't it? Hacking away at a dragon's ankles for 30 minutes. 1918 01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,000 Exactly. 1919 01:38:38,000 --> 01:38:42,000 You get a lot of souls, though, when you're done. The numbers go up. 1920 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:45,000 If only the game itself had any souls. 1921 01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:47,000 Oh, jeez. 1922 01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:50,000 Don't make me get the interview back. 1923 01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:53,000 Alright, last one on the list, though. 1924 01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:55,000 Okay, I'm afraid... 1925 01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:58,000 It's pink, I think, this way as well. 1926 01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:02,000 Someone else now dreaded not to get in hot water, I've got a feeling. 1927 01:39:02,000 --> 01:39:04,000 Were you about to say something bad about him? 1928 01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:05,000 No, no, I love everything. 1929 01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:07,000 I thought you were gonna... 1930 01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:13,000 No, no, it's great. I don't like it quite as much as Bloodborne, because I think it's kind of... 1931 01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:20,000 Some of the later areas are kind of like, oh, they ran out of time, they're just filling space with random bosses, which are no enemies. 1932 01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:31,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost too big for its own good, but I think it sticks the landing, because the last run of bosses is just... 1933 01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:33,000 At least enough. 1934 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:36,000 The final boss is a little... 1935 01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:38,000 A little missed for me. 1936 01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:40,000 Maybe, yeah, I keep... 1937 01:39:40,000 --> 01:39:46,000 The little sword-wielding space worm thing at the end. I didn't feel like that was... 1938 01:39:46,000 --> 01:39:49,000 With the DLC coming out, all the other games are pretty much... 1939 01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:52,000 They could change the game, once again. 1940 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:56,000 But my god, is that game worth your money? 1941 01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:58,000 I will... 1942 01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,000 I can't play it. 1943 01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:03,000 I have two things to say about it. Three things. 1944 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:06,000 One of them is a criticism, the other two are positive, I swear. 1945 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:09,000 It's a soft criticism. 1946 01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:16,000 Elden Ring has made me finally accept that we're never getting back the spell slots of Dark Souls 1 and 2. 1947 01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:21,000 I've just finally had to come around and accept that it's gone forever, which I hate. 1948 01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:25,000 Get rid of the... I don't want the FB bar for magic, I'm just gonna say it. 1949 01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:30,000 I've played Dark Souls and similar games in the series a few times. 1950 01:40:30,000 --> 01:40:33,000 I never mess much around with magic. 1951 01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:38,000 I've got to be honest, I don't really see the appeal of going plonk and then just... 1952 01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:39,000 Comet Azure! 1953 01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:40,000 Plonk. 1954 01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:42,000 Because it's not plonk, it's a kamehameha. 1955 01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:44,000 It's like a point-and-click adventure game. 1956 01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:46,000 It's like click on... 1957 01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:48,000 Ooh! 1958 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:50,000 And you can stand a mile away from it. 1959 01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:52,000 By that logic, all games are... 1960 01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:54,000 In all games, you point and click on things. 1961 01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:58,000 There's no dodging, there's no finding the opening, it's standing really far. 1962 01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:59,000 There is! 1963 01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:00,000 What? 1964 01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:01,000 Yeah, there is. 1965 01:41:01,000 --> 01:41:05,000 It's a FromSoft game, they're on your ass at all times, of course you're still dodging. 1966 01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:10,000 In Elden Ring you can just get a sword, but it's blue and it's magic. 1967 01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:16,000 What I'm hearing is you've never used Moonlight Greatsword, my beloved, because you need it for that. 1968 01:41:16,000 --> 01:41:19,000 Shit, dude, you only got one end. 1969 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:21,000 I only have one. 1970 01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:22,000 Iron Man's is fine, but yeah. 1971 01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:26,000 What was the other big bonus as well, Colin? 1972 01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:27,000 The other two things. 1973 01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:37,000 One, there's never been a fight that's made me as pumped as when Godric turns into Horoloo and just starts eating the ever-loving shit out of you. 1974 01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:39,000 It's peak! It's peak! 1975 01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:40,000 Warrior! 1976 01:41:40,000 --> 01:41:45,000 I do that in Siege, just scream that out and run to Sledge. 1977 01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:52,000 And the other thing, every boss fight against Tibia Mariner is a good boss fight. 1978 01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:58,000 I'm never upset to see another Tibia Mariner, I'm always happy to see the funny boatman. 1979 01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:03,000 If you go to Venice, the other Mariner's is real. 1980 01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:05,000 You could go to Venice with a sword. 1981 01:42:05,000 --> 01:42:08,000 You will get arrested, but, you know... 1982 01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,000 Worst doesn't have been Venice. 1983 01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:12,000 I have one complaint about Elden Ring. 1984 01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:14,000 It better not be about Tibia Mariner. 1985 01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:15,000 No. 1986 01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:16,000 Eli, what were you saying? 1987 01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:19,000 We missed one Warhammer game, by the way. 1988 01:42:19,000 --> 01:42:20,000 Oh! 1989 01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:23,000 And that is the Warhammer MOBA. 1990 01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:25,000 What are you talking about? 1991 01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:28,000 Which is called Dark Nexus. 1992 01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:30,000 It was out for a little bit and then it got cancelled. 1993 01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:31,000 But I did play it. 1994 01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:34,000 I played one match of it and it made absolutely no sense. 1995 01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:35,000 So then that was it. 1996 01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:38,000 Okay. So, like a MOBA. 1997 01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:39,000 Truly. 1998 01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:42,000 As a Dota 2 fan, I thought I'd throw that out there. 1999 01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:47,000 No, I have 12,000 hours in Dota 2. 2000 01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:48,000 Nice! 2001 01:42:48,000 --> 01:42:49,000 Oh, brah! 2002 01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:50,000 Nice! 2003 01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:51,000 Big win. 2004 01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:56,000 It was getting to be an actual addiction. 2005 01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:58,000 Not in a meme-y way. 2006 01:42:58,000 --> 01:42:59,000 I was actually addicted to it. 2007 01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:01,000 I would stay up literally all night and play it. 2008 01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:03,000 And I had to... 2009 01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:04,000 Okay. 2010 01:43:04,000 --> 01:43:07,000 It's a tough question, isn't it? 2011 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,000 Top three. 2012 01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:09,000 Top three, even. 2013 01:43:09,000 --> 01:43:13,000 Here's one for the Warhammer fans. 2014 01:43:13,000 --> 01:43:15,000 Abaddon... 2015 01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:17,000 I love the horseman. 2016 01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:19,000 Omni Knight. 2017 01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:24,000 And I like Tiny, but I'm really bad at him. 2018 01:43:24,000 --> 01:43:29,000 He's really fun to play, but if you mess it up, then everyone on your team gets mad at you. 2019 01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:31,000 And that doesn't feel good. 2020 01:43:31,000 --> 01:43:34,000 What's the little hand playing MOBA server experience? 2021 01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:37,000 Did you play position three or four, then? 2022 01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:39,000 Normally, yeah, normally three or four. 2023 01:43:39,000 --> 01:43:41,000 Sometimes I was happy to do five. 2024 01:43:41,000 --> 01:43:46,000 Usually I don't do Kari or mid because there's too much pressure. 2025 01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:49,000 If you front-pull everyone else at you. 2026 01:43:49,000 --> 01:43:51,000 And I don't like that part of it. 2027 01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:54,000 That's why I stopped playing. 2028 01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:57,000 I was queuing for all, and then I got put in mid. 2029 01:43:57,000 --> 01:43:59,000 And I was like, oh, guys, I honestly can't play mid. 2030 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:01,000 If I play mid, you will lose. 2031 01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:03,000 And they were like, oh, it'll be fine. 2032 01:44:03,000 --> 01:44:04,000 I'll be fine. 2033 01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:05,000 Just play mid. 2034 01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:09,000 I've played the worst mid of my life and everyone yelled at me. 2035 01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:11,000 And I actually started to tear up of it. 2036 01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:13,000 And I just have to. 2037 01:44:13,000 --> 01:44:16,000 I only play with friends for that reason. 2038 01:44:16,000 --> 01:44:17,000 I would never solo queue. 2039 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:19,000 That sounds like the pits of hell. 2040 01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:21,000 Solo queue and Dota 2 magic experience. 2041 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:23,000 For what it's worth, Dread, we love you. 2042 01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:24,000 Thank you, guys. 2043 01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:25,000 We're friends now. 2044 01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:28,000 If you had to play Dota with me, you might not love me, but let's never play Dota. 2045 01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:29,000 Yeah, me too. 2046 01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:30,000 I've never played Dota in my life. 2047 01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:31,000 You're fine. 2048 01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:33,000 Why do you take that last hit? 2049 01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:34,000 You're an idiot. 2050 01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:37,000 I'm getting flashbacks. 2051 01:44:37,000 --> 01:44:38,000 No. 2052 01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:39,000 That just makes me mad. 2053 01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:43,000 I play carry and my friend who just started playing has been supporting me. 2054 01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:45,000 And it takes a lot of patience. 2055 01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,000 Oh my gosh. 2056 01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:48,000 It takes a lot of patience to have somebody. 2057 01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:49,000 Holy cow. 2058 01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:54,000 I'm very glad that apparently the only Warhammer MOBA they've ever tried has flopped horribly. 2059 01:44:54,000 --> 01:44:56,000 It was really weird. 2060 01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:57,000 No more. 2061 01:44:57,000 --> 01:44:58,000 No more of this. 2062 01:44:58,000 --> 01:45:07,000 I run a vision like Elden, my only criticism is that the game is pretty damn amazing. 2063 01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:14,000 But coming from Sekiro, which had probably the best combat in the entire series, to then 2064 01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:19,000 going back to what was essentially Dark Souls 1 combat, I got... 2065 01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:21,000 There's jumping. 2066 01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:24,000 My experience of Sekiro was intense. 2067 01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:28,000 And going back to playing Elden Ring, I was like, this is a little bit more like I'm not... 2068 01:45:28,000 --> 01:45:29,000 You know what I mean? 2069 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,000 I had to get the iconic bosses to... 2070 01:45:31,000 --> 01:45:36,000 You cannot allow him to say Elden Ring is just Dark Souls 1 again. 2071 01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:37,000 You cannot let that go. 2072 01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:38,000 It is. 2073 01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:41,000 Stop cooking me for just a brief moment and cook him. 2074 01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:44,000 You cannot say he is right in this. 2075 01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:46,000 No one's cooking my takes. 2076 01:45:46,000 --> 01:45:49,000 There's jumping and there's... 2077 01:45:49,000 --> 01:45:50,000 You have a horse. 2078 01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:51,000 You have a horse. 2079 01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,000 You have a horse, yeah. 2080 01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:55,000 That's two whole new additions to the combat system. 2081 01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:56,000 The horse is quite... 2082 01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:58,000 You have a fucking mount. 2083 01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:01,000 Yeah, but realistically you only use it... 2084 01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:04,000 You never want to fight on it because you're so limited. 2085 01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:06,000 I fight on Torrent all the time. 2086 01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:09,000 It makes the game so much easier. 2087 01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:10,000 That's true. 2088 01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:11,000 I don't know why... 2089 01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:13,000 Well, you're fighting on the mounted... 2090 01:46:13,000 --> 01:46:14,000 Yeah, and it's just cool. 2091 01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:15,000 You fight those knights. 2092 01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:17,000 Like Black Rider guys. 2093 01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:18,000 Yeah, that is so cool. 2094 01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:20,000 It's fun. 2095 01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:23,000 I wish Sekiro was... 2096 01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:26,000 I wish some part of the combat system was integrated into Elden Ring. 2097 01:46:26,000 --> 01:46:30,000 Because again, for them to innovate that well and then be like, 2098 01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:32,000 yeah, we're not going to do that again. 2099 01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:35,000 The trouble is, again, you've gone from this mega linear game 2100 01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:37,000 and then you've got this massive open... 2101 01:46:37,000 --> 01:46:39,000 That would be so much work with all those... 2102 01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:41,000 I'm assuming with all those enemy types. 2103 01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:45,000 Sekiro was reasonably open-word at some point. 2104 01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:49,000 I'm assuming most enemies were humanoid-ish. 2105 01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:50,000 Most of them, yeah. 2106 01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:53,000 But that's not my complaint. 2107 01:46:53,000 --> 01:46:55,000 But like with the combat... 2108 01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:56,000 The block system was fun. 2109 01:46:56,000 --> 01:46:58,000 They're still cooking me. 2110 01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:01,000 There's so much Colin Slander in the chat, dude. 2111 01:47:01,000 --> 01:47:04,000 I usually defend Colin due to the inability to read. 2112 01:47:04,000 --> 01:47:07,000 The lack of pancreas, but this is a step to the plot. 2113 01:47:07,000 --> 01:47:08,000 Oh my gosh. 2114 01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:09,000 Oh no. 2115 01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:11,000 Leave Colin alone, guys. 2116 01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:12,000 He's our friend. 2117 01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:15,000 Damn, kill Harry and Harry Valentine. 2118 01:47:15,000 --> 01:47:18,000 I think apparently his Carvapetrol stream rustled some jimmies. 2119 01:47:18,000 --> 01:47:19,000 It looks like... 2120 01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:20,000 Oh my gosh. 2121 01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:21,000 You're too much of a light. 2122 01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:23,000 No, that's the motherfucker... 2123 01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:27,000 The only evil going on about how Zangors are actually good. 2124 01:47:27,000 --> 01:47:29,000 Well... 2125 01:47:29,000 --> 01:47:35,000 Bro, you need either 40 stack of Zangors in your game 2126 01:47:35,000 --> 01:47:37,000 to hold your home objective, 2127 01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:41,000 because no one can munch through 40 Zangors. 2128 01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:43,000 I've did a game like that recently. 2129 01:47:43,000 --> 01:47:45,000 It was a tabletop game where someone bought a full company 2130 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:48,000 of space marines at the tabletop. 2131 01:47:48,000 --> 01:47:49,000 My god. 2132 01:47:49,000 --> 01:47:51,000 200 wounds. 2133 01:47:51,000 --> 01:47:54,000 That's the hammer's strongest soldier. 2134 01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:57,000 I have the luck of doing only assault intercessor or something, 2135 01:47:57,000 --> 01:47:59,000 and then just get them in, boys. 2136 01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:06,000 It was tabletop sims, so the madman did not bring physically 200 marines. 2137 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:07,000 That's less impressive. 2138 01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:10,000 Yeah, but it was still like, okay, I did all my damage, 2139 01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:14,000 I killed ten marines, that'd normally be cool, but... 2140 01:48:14,000 --> 01:48:18,000 People are going like, Zangors are mentioned, let's go. 2141 01:48:18,000 --> 01:48:20,000 I think, hopefully by... 2142 01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:22,000 Oh, another one from Tom Warren here. 2143 01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:27,000 I think Colin is proof that good taste in games lives in the bank. 2144 01:48:27,000 --> 01:48:29,000 Nice. 2145 01:48:29,000 --> 01:48:31,000 That's pretty good. 2146 01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:32,000 Unbelievable. 2147 01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:33,000 He got you. 2148 01:48:33,000 --> 01:48:34,000 Wow. 2149 01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:36,000 Holy shit, dude, you killed him. 2150 01:48:36,000 --> 01:48:37,000 Man. 2151 01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:39,000 It's somewhere, isn't it? 2152 01:48:39,000 --> 01:48:41,000 This is a roasting... 2153 01:48:41,000 --> 01:48:44,000 The likes of which are usually only seen in the eye of the... 2154 01:48:44,000 --> 01:48:47,000 Guys, you're always so fucking mean to Colin. 2155 01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:49,000 Leave him be. 2156 01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:53,000 Pick on Hal next time, or even me, come on. 2157 01:48:53,000 --> 01:48:57,000 Bro, we're not the one who has horrific Dark Souls 2. 2158 01:48:57,000 --> 01:48:59,000 I mean, he clearly was... 2159 01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:01,000 Dark Souls 2 is a fun game. 2160 01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:02,000 Come on. 2161 01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:04,000 You're like happy from sleepy feet. 2162 01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:05,000 You show me. 2163 01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:09,000 You show me where the Happy Souls is for any other Dark Souls game. 2164 01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:14,000 Happy Souls is a pillar of the Souls community in Dark Souls 2. 2165 01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:17,000 And to be fair, that Top Gear... 2166 01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:18,000 What's his name? 2167 01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:24,000 The guy who does Dark Souls stuff and he did an AI voice Top Gear episode of them killing all the DLC bosses. 2168 01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:26,000 You only get to kill one boss. 2169 01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:27,000 That's genius, that one. 2170 01:49:27,000 --> 01:49:29,000 And it's in Dark Souls 2. 2171 01:49:29,000 --> 01:49:31,000 That was the tier list dreams. 2172 01:49:31,000 --> 01:49:33,000 What was the first one we even did? 2173 01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:35,000 Warhammer Games. 2174 01:49:35,000 --> 01:49:40,000 Warhammer Games and arguing for 40 minutes about Dark Souls. 2175 01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:41,000 Tier list. 2176 01:49:41,000 --> 01:49:43,000 Sorry, from Software. 2177 01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:44,000 This is the Warhammer channel? 2178 01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:45,000 What? 2179 01:49:45,000 --> 01:49:46,000 Souls-born. 2180 01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:50,000 We couldn't get as argumentative about the Warhammer games because we hadn't played half of them. 2181 01:49:50,000 --> 01:49:51,000 Yeah. 2182 01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:55,000 DJP says, I mean Hal does speed home to kiss his dad in the mouth. 2183 01:49:55,000 --> 01:50:00,000 My man's watched the East Texas Anonymous podcast. 2184 01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:01,000 Thank you, brother. 2185 01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:03,000 Thank you everyone for watching, though. 2186 01:50:03,000 --> 01:50:06,000 We sure did talk about it. 2187 01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:07,000 We sure did a tier list. 2188 01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:08,000 We sure did a tier list. 2189 01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:10,000 We were all very civil. 2190 01:50:10,000 --> 01:50:13,000 Thank you so much for the donations everyone gave throughout the livestream. 2191 01:50:13,000 --> 01:50:15,000 We really appreciate that. 2192 01:50:15,000 --> 01:50:17,000 And thank you Dreadnought for joining us this morning. 2193 01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:20,000 Yeah, it was a very last minute thing. 2194 01:50:20,000 --> 01:50:22,000 But I got here in the end. 2195 01:50:22,000 --> 01:50:26,000 And now I have to change back all my Discord and email passwords because I had to... 2196 01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:30,000 See, I normally use Firefox, but you can't use this in Firefox. 2197 01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:31,000 You're using Firefox? 2198 01:50:31,000 --> 01:50:33,000 What's wrong with Firefox? 2199 01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:35,000 Are we going to have a browser tier list next to the... 2200 01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:36,000 Browser, dude. 2201 01:50:36,000 --> 01:50:38,000 That'd be funny. 2202 01:50:38,000 --> 01:50:42,000 OperaGX, the sponsor of this stream. 2203 01:50:42,000 --> 01:50:46,000 They tried to get me and I said no because I've got principles. 2204 01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:49,000 I just say no to everything because it's too much work. 2205 01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:51,000 DJBD starts a no stream tomorrow. 2206 01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:55,000 Just not for this week and next week, brother, just because of a scheduling stuff. 2207 01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:56,000 Too busy cooing. 2208 01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:57,000 We have... 2209 01:50:57,000 --> 01:50:58,000 Come on. 2210 01:50:58,000 --> 01:50:59,000 We're trying to... 2211 01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:01,000 I never say that. 2212 01:51:01,000 --> 01:51:02,000 I don't have to. 2213 01:51:02,000 --> 01:51:04,000 I don't have to say most of the stuff I say. 2214 01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:05,000 God. 2215 01:51:05,000 --> 01:51:06,000 Oh my gosh. 2216 01:51:06,000 --> 01:51:07,000 Thank you everyone. 2217 01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:09,000 And most of all, thank you Colin for his completely accurate... 2218 01:51:09,000 --> 01:51:10,000 For my... 2219 01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:11,000 Thanks. 2220 01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:14,000 For having a target on my back so everyone else can slide under. 2221 01:51:14,000 --> 01:51:15,000 He's got a thick skin. 2222 01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:18,000 He's got a thick, oily hide. 2223 01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:19,000 Oh, man. 2224 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:20,000 Oily from all the bad... 2225 01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:23,000 Rare is Pepe, we are not doing a feet tier list. 2226 01:51:23,000 --> 01:51:24,000 No. 2227 01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:25,000 We're not doing a feet tier list. 2228 01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:26,000 Why, yes, we are. 2229 01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:27,000 Obviously. 2230 01:51:27,000 --> 01:51:29,000 The feet tier list is not coming before the end of the round. 2231 01:51:29,000 --> 01:51:30,000 Wait, no, she doesn't... 2232 01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:31,000 She don't have feet no more. 2233 01:51:31,000 --> 01:51:32,000 She's a snake. 2234 01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:33,000 Yeah, she doesn't have feet. 2235 01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:34,000 Yeah, but she does in Total War. 2236 01:51:34,000 --> 01:51:37,000 Can we get a lore crimes feet tier list, please? 2237 01:51:37,000 --> 01:51:38,000 No. 2238 01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:41,000 Listen, we got a Dreadnought diploma in the back. 2239 01:51:41,000 --> 01:51:42,000 You don't need to screen it. 2240 01:51:42,000 --> 01:51:43,000 Nobody should get that, okay? 2241 01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:46,000 It's dark so you can't see it. 2242 01:51:46,000 --> 01:51:47,000 Nobody talks to me. 2243 01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:48,000 Please. 2244 01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:49,000 Enhance. 2245 01:51:49,000 --> 01:51:50,000 Enhance. 2246 01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:51,000 Thank you so much for listening and watching. 2247 01:51:51,000 --> 01:51:54,000 If you made it this far, we should have said at the beginning, generally, like, please 2248 01:51:54,000 --> 01:51:59,000 like and subscribe and we'll catch you guys on the next one. 2249 01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:00,000 Thank you guys so much. 2250 01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:01,000 Bye everyone. 2251 01:52:01,000 --> 01:52:02,000 Bye. 2252 01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:03,000 Love you. 2253 01:52:03,000 --> 01:52:04,000 Dark Souls 2 sucks! 2254 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:05,000 Stack Rolls not good. 2255 01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:06,000 My god. 2256 01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:07,000 Thank you. 2257 01:52:07,000 --> 01:52:08,000 My god.