1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,720 Music 2 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,520 Alright, this is the best thing again. Oh no. 3 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:25,760 Please let us know if you can hear us and see us and also make sure you let us know if any of us are quiet and we'll adjust our microphones. 4 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,560 We've been giggling for some reason, we won't explain why. 5 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,800 Um. 6 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,320 Dude, ass hair is so thick my tiara is filled with water. 7 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:38,000 That's the horrible thing you make me think of. 8 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,240 No, it's... I can't begin like that. 9 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,240 This peanut butter is really freaking hidden. 10 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:47,320 Welcome to Lore crimes, everyone, thank you for coming. 11 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:50,600 Welcome to your peanut butter ASMR. 12 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:54,080 Well, my lord. 13 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,080 With that said. 14 00:00:55,080 --> 00:01:00,600 We have something serious to discuss though and serious to argue about today, which um. 15 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:09,200 Lord have mercy, it's our, you know, hear our prayer, it's some god voice, we have to pick favorites. 16 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,200 Godric. 17 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,760 Jesus Christ. 18 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:17,080 Ted is just like slander calling for help. 19 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:21,880 There's a blanket under there, I have dogs that make it messy, I can't be bothered to make it. 20 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,640 That's what they all say. 21 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:28,600 Listen, leave Colin his corpse like. 22 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:38,440 There's a weird spot in the middle where it's like poking up. 23 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,440 I will de-dwell. 24 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,440 I will ask for help. 25 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:46,840 Yes, we're talking about gods. 26 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:51,640 And these guys have had silly juice and now Colin's having a meltdown. 27 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,800 Are we happy now? 28 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,800 Yeah, we good. 29 00:01:54,800 --> 00:02:02,520 You've trained it well to run away when you open them, when you take the covers off. 30 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,000 Anyway, we have a bunch of gods here in it. 31 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:12,360 Now there's we actually the original list only had up to about here with the the jeans 32 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,360 dealers. 33 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:18,560 It didn't have any of the fantasy so Colin has helped with adding these here. 34 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,560 If we've missed any, you'll have to let us know. 35 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:25,600 Colin said if he's missed any, he might also just at one point just go and then we'll have 36 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,000 another one. 37 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,720 But I think the the best way to start this is with the Emperor. 38 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,600 So I'm just gonna put Emperor all the way up here. 39 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,600 The argument is already gonna be. 40 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:44,000 That's not true. 41 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:50,840 In 30k, I put him in like C tier, but in 40k I do I'm OK with him being top tier. 42 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:51,840 What's wrong with him? 43 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:52,840 He's not even top tier. 44 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,840 He's the main character of the set. 45 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,840 He doesn't give a damn about any of his followers. 46 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:57,840 He's an asshole. 47 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,840 He saves their souls. 48 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:04,040 He saves them so we can use them later. 49 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:08,160 But they're still he saves them from being consumed and tortured forever. 50 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,000 He's not on the same tier as Sigmar. 51 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,800 He is not on the same tier as Sigmar. 52 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,520 He is not. 53 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:15,520 You know what? 54 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:20,760 I'll be willing to concede and put him on the top of just one ass. 55 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:26,120 Because he's pretty damn he did it like Nurgle's garden on fire and told him to f off. 56 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,120 So yeah, yeah. 57 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,560 And Sigmar fought pretty hard. 58 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,040 Sigmar fought beings that would make the chaos gods afraid. 59 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,040 Sigmar went nonstop. 60 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,040 Fucking bet. 61 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,040 Oh yeah, we had to believe it. 62 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,040 He said that. 63 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,160 That's how all of Warhammer works. 64 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,120 We just have to believe it. 65 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,920 It's a tell a don't show setting. 66 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,880 To be fair, even when he wasn't a god, he clapped a katan shard. 67 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:47,880 So that's pretty cool. 68 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:48,880 Oh cool. 69 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,200 I'll call a shard. 70 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,200 I love that. 71 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:54,520 I don't see you out here battling. 72 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,360 You know who sharded a katan? 73 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,960 Because it's not a human god. 74 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:02,480 Who sharded a katan. 75 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,160 Don't put my katan in there please. 76 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,160 Right. 77 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:10,680 So yeah, I think that's a fair place to put the M4S1 out of your mouth. 78 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,840 The Tao Va. 79 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,840 Why is the Tao here? 80 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,600 They don't have any gods. 81 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,640 I don't know what they're trying to freaking do with the stupid plotline. 82 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,200 I haven't even read the book. 83 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:27,120 The Tao Va god is in the plot, I think it's in the fifth Sphere expansion where they get 84 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,120 lost. 85 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:33,680 They essentially, the Tao currently just skip over the warp, like a stone they skip over 86 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:34,920 it. 87 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,960 And then they had these new drives and went, oh these are like way better than our last 88 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:38,960 ones. 89 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,800 They're like farther and faster. 90 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:47,600 And then the entire fifth Sphere of expansion just zipped out of existence and they're like, 91 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,800 oh crap it did not go well. 92 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:57,200 And then they get sucked into the warp and then this multi-armed glowing deity which 93 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:01,560 they think was formed by the idea of the humans worshipping the greater good because that's 94 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,840 how they worship the emperor. 95 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,880 So they weren't used to the concept of the greater good being just like, that's just 96 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,320 a cool idea, not we have to worship it. 97 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:13,680 So they created like an entity in the warp that pushes them, the fifth Sphere back into 98 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,680 real space. 99 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:19,640 And so the Tao have a like multi-armed deity now. 100 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,560 So C tier. 101 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:22,560 I think it's dumb. 102 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,560 Can we put them in D? 103 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:34,520 I don't know how it even like, it doesn't make enough sense to me. 104 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:39,160 It's not like billions or trillions and trillions of humans are worshipping it. 105 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:45,440 And it's like a few planets are worshipping clay statues and that there's a god now all 106 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,440 of a sudden. 107 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:50,280 If Fenris can get its own world spirit, the Tao can get theirs. 108 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:54,400 I guess the whole point of the Tao is that they have no connection to the warp at all 109 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,400 though. 110 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,720 Yeah, they don't have no, they have a very limited connection. 111 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,360 Okay, right, you're right. 112 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,160 Because they don't think too deeply about it. 113 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:06,400 Bro, I got a ruler, I swear it's six inches, like come on Tao, calm down. 114 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,400 They kind of like, I guess- 115 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,400 Five inches is a lot. 116 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:16,280 I guess in my mind, the Tao are basically constantly faded, if you know what I mean. 117 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,400 Like they're just not, they're not quite in the moment. 118 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:22,520 They're just, they're like, oh yeah they do. 119 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:27,240 I don't know, they're just, I just feel like their god will get beaten up by all the other 120 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,760 gods at like, god prep school or whatever. 121 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,600 They just beat them up. 122 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,720 In the Shadow Sun book says Christopher, it destroys a Death Guard fleet and saves the 123 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,360 Tao homeworld from being invaded. 124 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,440 That sounds insane. 125 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,640 I have not read the Shadow Sun book, but I would like to. 126 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:46,600 I don't know, I feel like Korn could do that on like a Tuesday. 127 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:47,600 I don't know what I'm saying. 128 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,600 Yeah, uh, D-tier, appropriately though. 129 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,600 Games Workshop, oof. 130 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,600 I think that's a lot of tough things. 131 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,920 Is it Chaos Undivided, or are we just going to call it Games Workshop? 132 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,920 I think it's just Games Workshop. 133 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,840 So, um, from Mr. Idiot, we have five dollars. 134 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:02,840 Thank you Mr. Idiot. 135 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:03,840 Thank you. 136 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,920 I'd say Tao Fa should be seats here just for pranking a Death Guard fleet to eternal warp 137 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,400 damnation. 138 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,320 That's funny, but why is it powerful enough to do that? 139 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,000 Because it's funny and fuck a Death Guard. 140 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,360 Ugh, power levels. 141 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:23,520 Um, I think Games Workshop, honestly, if it's like Games Workshop, I would put him in the 142 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:30,280 SSS tier because that's our current employment, and it's basically the entire universe. 143 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,560 But it goes down a few pegs because of the Primaris Lieutenant. 144 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,920 So I'm going to put him in SS, if that makes sense. 145 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,960 Yeah, I have fun with that. 146 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,600 Yeah, they can all do some of the bad with it as well. 147 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,600 Some of the bad? 148 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:47,080 So we can give some of the bad Korn. 149 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:51,960 Korn, give him an A tier, I think he deserves an A tier. 150 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:52,960 No, no he's not. 151 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:53,960 This is going to be controversial. 152 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,520 He's living his best life. 153 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,960 Especially for me, I think it goes, I think he gets an S. 154 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:58,960 Cheeeeeeeesh. 155 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,640 Colin, you think he gets an S? 156 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:02,640 You hate him. 157 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,300 Listen, I do hate him, but think about it. 158 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,920 You go to Korn for one reason. 159 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,600 You want to hurt people, you want to hit people. 160 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,320 He gives you everything you need to hit people. 161 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:19,340 He's not a good god, he's not nice, but it's a very, you know, mutually beneficial relationship, 162 00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:22,080 and he's the chaos guy that's least likely to turn you into soup. 163 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:26,000 Lest we forget the orc that he resurrects every day as well. 164 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 What's his name? 165 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Tusker. 166 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Tusker. 167 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Yes, Tusker. 168 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,840 He's living his best possible life, more so than if he worshipped Gork and Mork, so that's 169 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,840 amazing. 170 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:34,840 I hate him. 171 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,280 I hate his tablecloths. 172 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,640 Every character corrupted by Korn is boring at that point. 173 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,160 That's not a slight against Korn. 174 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,560 He gives them what they need. 175 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,040 You want to hit people? 176 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,360 Let me help you hit people. 177 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,960 He's not his god, he's vanilla. 178 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,840 He's like top tier, cart door style vanilla. 179 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,040 He's got just enough vanilla pods, it's quite satisfying. 180 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,840 It's just vanilla, but that's okay. 181 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,640 He's the best cart niddle. 182 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:04,240 To be fair, most of the characters corrupted by the chaos gods, other than Aramon, are 183 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,280 very boring, because you just can't write them. 184 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,720 It's the end of an arc! 185 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,920 They've reached their arc of becoming who they are in 40k! 186 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,880 They've lost, and now they're on the bad guy side. 187 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,280 Chaos sucks in 40k, I remember my favorite faction, but they suck. 188 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:25,120 The recent Angron part where Korn channeled all his power into one of Angron's strikes, 189 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,560 and it literally splits a planet in two. 190 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,960 It eviscerates Angron in the process. 191 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,800 And then he loses to the lion! 192 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,200 Who saw that coming? 193 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,200 I did. 194 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,320 I can suck at that. 195 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:43,200 You can't match Korn with antisocial behavior disorders. 196 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,480 He's like, I don't like anyone, and I've got a sword. 197 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,480 Good old lion. 198 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,480 I'm gonna do a Chaos 1w challenge. 199 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,480 Impossible. 200 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,480 Oh my gosh. 201 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,480 It's being evangelords. 202 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,480 Who's this? 203 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:54,480 I love him. 204 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:55,480 I love him. 205 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:56,480 I want to be insufferable. 206 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,480 He's S tier. 207 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,480 He's canon, guys! 208 00:09:58,480 --> 00:09:59,480 He exists! 209 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,480 He's there, guys! 210 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,480 He's coming! 211 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,480 He was on Battle for Cadia, guys! 212 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,480 Sons of Malice are real! 213 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,480 Yeah bro, Malice is coming back any day now. 214 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,480 I don't understand how licensing works. 215 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,480 Eli, have you read the book with the Sons of Malice? 216 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:07,480 It's like one little part. 217 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,480 I just read it. 218 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,480 I've read it. 219 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,480 I've read it. 220 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:11,480 I've read it. 221 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,480 I've read it. 222 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,480 I've read it. 223 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,480 I've read it. 224 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,480 I've read it. 225 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,480 I've read it. 226 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,480 I've read it. 227 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:19,480 I've read it. 228 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,480 I've read it. 229 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:21,480 I've read it. 230 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,480 I've read it. 231 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,480 I've heard about it. 232 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,480 I've heard about it. 233 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:25,480 It's like one little part I know. 234 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,480 I have read that short story. 235 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:27,480 By the way, the only thing that ever happens in it is basically they end up summoning him 236 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:28,480 at the end. 237 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,480 That's it. 238 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:30,480 There's no anything. 239 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:31,840 Malice is real. 240 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,120 Malol's not real. 241 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,580 Malice is real. 242 00:10:36,580 --> 00:10:38,480 I think Malol is owned by anyone. 243 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,120 Malol is a fantasy world that they record. 244 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:46,480 was made by an independent artist and I guess because of the way English laws 245 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:51,040 work in that regard he kept his stuff once he stopped working with GW. Yeah. 246 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:55,000 Yeah, so they had to pay in royalties so that's why they don't bother. Which is 247 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:59,200 yeah, fun fact. Oh sorry, what's up you? Oh, don't I want to hear you, fun fact? 248 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:03,080 They could still use him but that would mean GWA has to pay for the privilege 249 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:09,680 and doesn't have ironclad control over their IP so that's not happening. You're talking about the company that did ALVs. 250 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:14,400 ALVs and tried to suke someone for using the word space marine. 251 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:19,120 The Sons of Malice are cool space marines. They're a cool chaos space marine warband. 252 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,880 If it goes above a C2 I will actually write it. Oh come on. 253 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:27,280 It's honestly... He's chaos, but he's chaos. He's what chaos should be. 254 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:31,520 He's the contradictory force that makes sense for chaos. 255 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:36,640 He's like a perpetual child who basically says he's been complaining about not getting candy the entire time 256 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:40,240 and then when you give him candy he's like well I didn't really want it in the first place. 257 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:45,440 Malol is already like a B tier at best and Malice is just we have Malol at home. 258 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:53,520 Oh come on. C tier. We have to be more strict. It's C tier. Come on. No we don't. 259 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:02,160 We don't have a boss. He's A tier for me. Sons of Malice have one of the coolest callies games too so whatever. 260 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:07,040 That's not Malice. That's his kids. But his kids are cool. 261 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:13,120 I don't know. All I will offer to this is Malol. Malol who? Anyway. 262 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,800 Nurgley burgley boo. D tier because he's gross and icky. 263 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,160 He is icky. No but his space marines are cool. 264 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:27,200 If I can't use the Sons of Malice as an example then we can't use the Death Party. 265 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:33,840 Well that's just saying. His corruption is cool. Nurgle corruption does make the setting interesting. 266 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,680 So much pus coming out of every orifice. I feel like you see it so often though. 267 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:42,720 Cool. They use Nurgle as the most common enemy it feels like with Chaos. I don't know why. 268 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:48,480 But that's not his fault. It started in the end times I feel like because that was Nurgle's time 269 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:54,000 to shine and then you know the Death Party. To be fair Harry Ballantyne just mentioned he has a 270 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:59,040 pet Eldar god that goes up another notch in my book. He has Isha in the jaw. That's true. 271 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,440 Although when I look at this logo. The jaw keeps under his bed. 272 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:08,000 I don't respect that hustle. But when I look at this logo specifically do you know like the 273 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,480 octopus enemies in Mario and Zelda? I just see this like two eyes in the mouth just going. 274 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:18,720 I'm gonna argue that he's better than he has to be higher than Korn. 275 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:25,680 Just simply because of the fact that Nurgle is interesting in the fact that he's just a 276 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:32,080 sort of Chaos god who's actually kind of like he's not a dick in a way. 277 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:36,720 Yes he is. Yes he is. He's a dick. No I'm not falling for this. He is a dick. 278 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:43,760 In his weird mixed up paradigm though he thinks he's being reenacted. He's like oh I'm 279 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:48,720 the bringer of you know life and death and stuff like that. It just looks a little odd to me. 280 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:53,440 The farseers who went to rescue Isha he petrified them and the line in the 281 00:13:54,240 --> 00:14:00,720 lore entry specifically says he enjoys their suffering. He is a dick. Their suffering makes 282 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:06,560 his walks through his garden so much better. He's a dick. I mean I would say let's put this into 283 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:11,840 perspective. Just comparing Korn and Nurgle. If I'm playing Dark Souls and I want to throw my 284 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:16,880 controller across the room I get some relief after throwing it against the wall. When I get 285 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:23,200 food poisoning I just suffer. So I'm going to say he's not as good as Korn. He turns your suffering 286 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:33,200 into enjoyment though instead. I raise you one story which was the imperial captain or commerce 287 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:40,160 however in front of Typhus and Nurgle ceded to give him his personal attention. So he aged the man 288 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:46,320 and filled him with past. Inverted him through his own anus. Aided him a thousand years. Gave 289 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:52,880 every disease known to man. Basically made him into a sludge puddle and did all of this in 290 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:59,200 between the eye but in front of some of the death gun. They just went that is insane. Oh my god. 291 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:04,240 That's pretty crazy. This isn't the guy in the God Blight books who gets folded and folded and folded 292 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:12,880 and folded and folded and folded and folded and folded and folded and folded and folded and folded. 293 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:17,440 I would say what is the criteria we're judging by? Is this who we think would be best to worship or 294 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:23,760 just coolest? I think just like all of the above I guess. I don't know. Oh no. No because Nurgle's 295 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,800 the choice of all the Chaos Gods. Nurgle's the one where you don't feel if you worship him you look 296 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,480 disgusting but you don't feel pain you can't smile yourself. But I don't know if you worship the emperor 297 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:38,800 you're not like bleeding out of every orifice. No but if you're corrupted by Nurgle you don't feel that. 298 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,440 Yeah but if you get cut off and warp out of that pain. Yeah but I don't care how it feels if it looks bad as well. 299 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:48,800 It happened once. It's not gonna help my Instagram profile. The neck runs out it can happen again. 300 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:57,760 Yeah also Nurgle the new look for Nurgle I find very cartoony and goofy looking. He's always been a bit goofy 301 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:03,200 there isn't he? No but the old stuff is still like it's still scary and but it's it's scary and fun 302 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:09,360 at the same time but now I just think it all looks kind of silly. I'm not gonna win anymore so we'll leave it there. 303 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:19,760 I know Nurgle is smelly and he needs some uh cleansing wipes. Put him out. Definitely. Smash his S tier please. 304 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:29,360 Triple S tier? Yeah baby yeah baby. The degenerates are talking. Logically Slynessh should be the most 305 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:34,240 powerful god GW is just stupid because every worshiping every other god is doing something 306 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:40,160 in excess which would in turn fuel Slynessh's stuff but GW doesn't understand that and so they just 307 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:44,880 yeah whatever. They're not stupid they want they want to keep their their younger audience and the 308 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:53,840 god of being a horny fucker. Can I offer one thing though? Also Slynessh is technically born from elves so I want to put it down one notch. 309 00:16:53,840 --> 00:17:03,120 Oh sad sad. Slynessh also looks the coolest by far by far. The demons are pretty slick. 310 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:08,960 And the old chaos space marine noise marine art type stuff is so yeah yeah to be honest the noise 311 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:13,280 marine is way cooler than a plague marine. That freaky picture of the noise marine is one of my 312 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:18,960 favorite artworks in 40k you probably know what I'm talking about. Anger has a question for you Eli 313 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:27,680 and a 10 pound donation. Oh thank you brother thank you. Oh I'll read it. Oh yeah sorry I was late but I wanted to ask a question for Eli. 314 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:33,360 Can there be a Slynessh warband obsessed with silence? I asked this because I'm autistic and was wondering which god would I fall under? 315 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:41,760 Me too buddy. I don't see why there couldn't be. I like that. You could take any obsession and make it a Slynessh-y. 316 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:50,720 But extreme silence. Yeah no sound ever. I can imagine them getting wax and like pouring it into people's ears while they're still warm. 317 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:55,360 So you sound like Slynessh fighting silence. And then they eat you afterwards. 318 00:17:55,360 --> 00:18:03,280 And so do the carcaradons they fight in silence but it's loyalist so it's cooler. Nah. Sharks aren't cool. 319 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:18,000 But thank you for the 10 European dollars sir. European dollars. It's a year old book. I just think being a Slynessh-y worshiper though, I don't want to rub down raw. 320 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:28,400 Just saying. How about don't kick shame. Yeah. How? Slynessh is way cooler in fantasy though I'll admit. 321 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:37,280 Actually all the chaos gods are way cooler in fantasy because you can have positive aspects and they're not just all soul damning terrible in fantasy. 322 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:47,440 I know. They are. But you can still, there's still some of it like Korn still has honor and Slynessh is still about perfection and joy and stuff right? 323 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:52,640 That's why I wanted Korn to go down one. Because Korn's thing is about honor but then- 324 00:18:52,640 --> 00:19:01,120 He's not anymore because he sucks. Korn doesn't care where the blood is spilled from. Doesn't make sense. Because therefore he would care if it was not from a worthy child. 325 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:05,840 The way it works is you need to fight the worthy opponents before you can go slaughter an orphanage. 326 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:16,560 I don't know. I'm just thinking like if these, if you had like a disciple of one of these three at like a house party, I mean the Korn guy's probably going to be like headbutting a wall all night and that's quite fun to watch. 327 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:23,120 The Slynessh person is probably just going to be like popping off for five minutes for no reason that they'll explain you going, you naughty. 328 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,640 And Nurgle's shouting in the toilet. 329 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:28,240 Yeah and then the Nurgle guy is just standing in the corner and everyone's like, oh he smells bad. 330 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:32,640 They're all just like me. 331 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:39,600 No, he's got to be the coolest space marine chaos unit. Like 100% right? 332 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,120 When the Empress children release comes out, Eli. And they have new noise marines. 333 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:48,720 When? Yeah, okay buddy. 334 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,240 Yeah, that's what I keep telling myself. 335 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:58,560 It's been 11 years of me saying that buddy. 336 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,320 You know it's serious when he says buddy. 337 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,240 All right, speaking of buddy, hey buddy, let's round off the chaos boys. 338 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:10,160 Can we copy and paste scene? Should just put them in S and D? 339 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,840 Yeah, because dude it is nothing but highs and lows with zines. 340 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,840 Yeah, seriously. 341 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,840 Guy outsmarts himself all the time. 342 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:22,000 We're all playing in his game and his work. We're all in zines as you know. 343 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,920 But then the downside is like he's always losing on purpose. 344 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,080 All right. 345 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,920 What you were saying early on. 346 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,280 It's true though, like his whole thing is I'm a scheme within a scheme. 347 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:35,840 You know what? 348 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,880 Like you're losing bro. 349 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:44,240 You know this guy reminds me of, it's like Eli and Colin, are you familiar with the show University Challenge? 350 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,040 I'm not. 351 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:50,480 It was like a game show where like loads of university people go and they like answer general knowledge. 352 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,920 It's quite difficult. 353 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,520 Scench is the guy who sits at home watches every episode and goes, I knew the answer to that. 354 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,760 I knew it. Shut up. Shut up and watch it or don't. 355 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,640 Also, I can't leave my boy in seat here. 356 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,680 He's also the worst one to worship. It always goes wrong. 357 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,080 He always trolls you in the end. 358 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,520 He tried to get the blood angels twice and he scuppered it twice. 359 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,760 At least put him next to Nergal. Come on. 360 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,720 I can live with that. 361 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,400 He's not the level of malice. 362 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:21,360 I say also Hal though, you were saying what is Sigmar's proof for fighting the big monster. 363 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,800 He said it. What's Zech's proof for? 364 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,000 You know, he controls everything. 365 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,880 That is true. 366 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,400 Take his word for it. 367 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,520 He's probably lying as well. 368 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,040 I'm saying the kind of lying. 369 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,960 So he did trick him and throw him the hammer though. 370 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,840 He did. 371 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,880 Zech also did make the Horace Heresy possible. 372 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,880 I'm not saying that he doesn't have some damn good schemes. 373 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,360 He does. I would be a liar if I said he didn't. 374 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:48,640 But then again, also Nergal was the one responsible for putting Horace in a coma before that. 375 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,240 If he didn't make Magnus do the thing. 376 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,680 If they didn't have Magnus, then the Thousand Suns, well, they would have totally lost 377 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,560 because the space wouldn't have had to deal with it and blah, blah, blah. 378 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,160 We got a donation from ZanZero for $25. 379 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:06,800 Thank you, brother. 380 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,360 Thank you very much. 381 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,640 I love the channel, guys. 382 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,200 Wondering if you guys would do anything Nightlords related. 383 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:17,600 By far my favorite faction in 40k and currently painting my 3250 point army, 384 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,080 Lamao. 385 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,600 Ave Dominus Nox and much love. 386 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,240 That's an epic. 387 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:20,880 It sounds like an epic. 388 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,200 Ave Dominus Nox. 389 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,240 Gaming is fun. 390 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:24,960 We could do Nightlords. 391 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:30,000 Yeah, I just finished all my research and I've got a video coming out in a couple of weeks. 392 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,800 So the knowledge is here. 393 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,800 So we could probably do, I don't know if we want to do, do we want to do Curse? 394 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,120 The thing is, we've still got to do the Great Crusade follow-up. 395 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,800 There's gonna be something to do. 396 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,560 I think the next one is going to be what? 397 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,800 Is it Space Wolves, Nightlords and Blood Angels? 398 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,640 So that would cover them to an extent. 399 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,080 That'd be cool. 400 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:51,120 That's true. 401 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,280 We have unlimited things to get to. 402 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,240 They're in there anyway. 403 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,760 It might actually be Nightlords, Blood Angels, Iron Hands, but yeah, yeah, yeah. 404 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,400 You get the idea. 405 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,440 We do have NL Nex, Necron Lords. 406 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:04,960 Allegedly. 407 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,960 It just never happens. 408 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,480 It keeps getting pushed back and pushed back. 409 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,880 As the resident Eldar person, just put all of them in no idea who they are. 410 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,400 Do they get any lore? 411 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:19,440 They're the dark muses. 412 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,200 They're super special, super degenerate, dark Eldar. 413 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,480 That is the end of their lore. 414 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,280 All right, all right, all right. 415 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:25,920 Hold on, Colin. 416 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,320 Here's some lore master trivia. 417 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,840 What separates Hecate from Vilef in terms of being degenerate? 418 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,680 If you've looked it up, you probably know more than me because I do not care enough. 419 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,920 I haven't even heard these existed. 420 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,120 I assume they were just like, are we like Slanesh? 421 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,240 But no, there's other gods. 422 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:54,320 The dark Eldar don't like their gods, so they found just particularly awful dark Eldar amongst 423 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,960 themselves and were like, we're going to be like these guys. 424 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,560 Someone asked who's in D tier. 425 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:02,000 D tier is the Tau entity that's in recent lore. 426 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,920 Did they make these guys basically gods, Colin? 427 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,160 Or are they still like walking around? 428 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,800 I don't think they're around anymore because Vect calls himself a living muse and he's like, 429 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,400 yeah, that's how awesome I am. 430 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,920 But I think the rest of them are just idols. 431 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:23,840 They're probably the old families that Vect had killed off when he rose to power. 432 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:29,760 When he rose to power in Comrad, they were ruled by all the nobles of the previous Eldar 433 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,640 empire. 434 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,000 And then Vect was a slave. 435 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,840 And then he went, that's funny. 436 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,960 I'm going to have a go. 437 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,160 And then he kind of got them all killed on Salamanders. 438 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:43,200 I do like the spliffing Brit just put the thing about the Tau. 439 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,360 I'm like, but I like the way that because there's not a comma, it either reads the greater 440 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,240 good god, right? 441 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,800 Or the greater good god, right? 442 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,360 Great Scott. 443 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,560 Great Scott. 444 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,200 The next one. 445 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:55,840 What is this? 446 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,400 This is Asurion, if I'm right, Colin. 447 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:58,800 It is. 448 00:24:59,440 --> 00:24:59,920 Asurion's cool. 449 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,320 He's not even a phoenix lord. 450 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,440 He's an A tier. 451 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,320 Come on. 452 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,200 Azurman's awesome. 453 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,520 Azurman, Azurman. 454 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,960 I think he's the chief deity of the Eldarian pantheon. 455 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,040 He's currently the god who basically looks at the modern Eldar and goes, you disgust me. 456 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,520 Is he still alive? 457 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,200 I mean, they're all technically in Salanash's gut, aren't they? 458 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,200 I don't know. 459 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,760 Or is there like shards of him or something? 460 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,240 There's a piece of him and Azurman's sword, something like that? 461 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:28,800 I don't know. 462 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,440 He gave what was left of his power to the Eldar race as a whole. 463 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,280 He just kind of tossed it out there. 464 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,480 And then yeah, Azurman has like, yeah, you know. 465 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,320 He's the reason you can't just go between the warp and the real space. 466 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,840 He just put up a big fucking wall. 467 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,880 It was like, no, you're not going past anymore. 468 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,640 Which is very handy for we don't want them coming over this side. 469 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,480 So hey, he did that. 470 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,120 That's pretty good. 471 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,400 He built a wall? 472 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,920 He did. 473 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,920 He built the wall to keep the demons out. 474 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:06,720 And in fantasy, he had a big plan that had a 50-50 shot of either stopping chaos or dooming 475 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,200 the world. 476 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,960 And I think we know how that ended. 477 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,280 It did not work. 478 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,400 It was also, you're not convinced to put him into A at this point. 479 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:21,680 It's also implied that the Eldar gods, I don't know if this might be a fancy exclusive where 480 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:29,920 they are essentially beings that were left over from the previous destruction of the universe. 481 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:30,720 Like how Sigmar. 482 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,160 That's fantasy. 483 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:32,880 Yeah. 484 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,040 I have seen a very compelling comment though from Taimur saying, 485 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,400 Azurian goes in A tier because his name starts with an A. 486 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,000 That is a fair point. 487 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,040 Maybe we can put him in F. 488 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:48,240 He likes to screw with Zinch in fantasy. 489 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,320 Although Zinch never gets any love in fantasy. 490 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,920 So that doesn't mean anything. 491 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,040 What's this thing? 492 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:55,440 Kegarak. 493 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,720 Kegarak. 494 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,720 He gets, surely he gets SSS. 495 00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,680 Guy just never loses. 496 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:01,360 He's funny. 497 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,760 Above Sinesh. 498 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:12,080 I like, I think Sinesh deserves SSS, but Kegarak just always takes Ws every single time he's 499 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,200 mentioned. So I mean. 500 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:21,520 I'd give him SSS tier because all his Ws are things that are what I would call GW Eldar Ws. 501 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,320 It's a W, but it's a W that we all know will not amount to anything substantial. 502 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,240 Top of SSS. 503 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:29,760 Yeah. 504 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,400 He's great though. 505 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,040 He got the Katan to eat themselves. 506 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:33,520 So hey. 507 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,680 Lololol, get rekt. 508 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,160 He swapped Fulgrim and the Khan. 509 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,680 So the Khan grew up on Dragoros. 510 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:40,320 That's true. 511 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:40,820 Yeah. 512 00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:42,080 Didn't you? Yeah. 513 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,560 So your boy, he's responsible for Dragor's life. 514 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,560 Yeah, I might say responsible for Dragor's life, Cullen. 515 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,400 Until we find someone better than Kegarak, he'll stay out there. 516 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,000 Oh my God, there's a lot of Eldar Ws. 517 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,680 Another donation from Zanzero. 518 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,520 Thank you for the $5. 519 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,760 Patiently waiting for GW to do Dark Elf faction in AOS Me Too, man. 520 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,160 Malerians, the true Phoenix King, give him the respect. 521 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:04,960 That's right, baby. 522 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,560 You had me for the first half of that. 523 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,800 Yeah, thank you. 524 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,000 There's some strong opinions here on Phoenix King politics, OK? 525 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,600 Witness very strong opinions. 526 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,600 I don't know if Dark Elves will ever get their own thing in AOS. 527 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,040 They must do because money. 528 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:24,240 Well, they're in cities of Sigmar and they're in Old World, but not well, 529 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,960 they're a legacy book and there's no characters. 530 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,600 So like whatever. 531 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:31,920 Just looking at the Eldar coming up, can we do Cain first? 532 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,920 Because these all don't have pictures and that's rubbish. 533 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,320 Cain's D, right? 534 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,720 He gets shot and he loses all the time. 535 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:39,360 He's above the Emperor. 536 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,440 He's almost as irrelevant as the Tower God. 537 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,880 Is he above the Emperor? 538 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,360 He... 539 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:45,840 I think he's pretty much the same thing as Korn. 540 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,800 Look, you all went... 541 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,920 Well, not you all, some of you. 542 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,520 The Emperor shard, you know, he beat a Katan shard. 543 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,880 He sharded. 544 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:55,600 He sharded. 545 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,240 Cain broke the Nightbringer into little pieces. 546 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,440 He also got dogs by like a bunch of Ultramarines in the Hammer and Bolter. 547 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,560 Yeah, but that's just... that's not his fault. 548 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,240 It's not his fault. 549 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,360 He was having a bad day. 550 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,480 Cain is like the more interesting Korn for me. 551 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,280 Yeah, he is. 552 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:14,560 But then... 553 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,320 And because there's different aspects of Cain, 554 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,640 which was represented by all the Phoenix... 555 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,360 Sorry, all the aspect warriors, which is cool. 556 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,200 Yeah, he's also... 557 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,480 He's also much cooler in fantasy. 558 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,320 He showed up exactly once as an Avatar and he broke a continent in half. 559 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,560 Do we have a fantasy version of him? No. 560 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,560 I don't think we do. We just have Cain. 561 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,560 I think he's just top of S. 562 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,560 He's better than Korn. 563 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,560 He's better than Korn. 564 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,560 Andy, I'll make you a peace offering. 565 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,360 Yeah, I was gonna say that. 566 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:49,360 I can accept him being lower than the Emperor because Cain's workshop hates him. 567 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,560 He is much cooler in fantasy, though. 568 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,800 The only proper accurate representation of an Avatar of Cain, 569 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,320 I said this one before, which was... 570 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:05,440 Apart from Kalgar and Cato Sicarius basically backhanding one with no effort, 571 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:10,320 there was the Lorgar Horus Heresy Aurelian novella, 572 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,760 where he's going on his vision quest for chaos. 573 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:21,440 And he finds himself in a craft world that's basically been burned and broken 10,000 years ago. 574 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:28,240 And there's a really destroyed Avatar of Cain that is barely a part of the story. 575 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:33,680 It's charcoal black and it's not even a flame really, and it's got one leg half broken. 576 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,800 And Lorgar struggles against that, but he finally puts it down. 577 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:41,360 But the only trouble with that example, though, is what's the cover? 578 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:48,320 It's Lorgar with the Avatar crawling away from him on its belly as Lorgar looks at him with disgust 579 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,720 and looks like I've just clapped you with a backhand and you're crawling away from me. 580 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,600 And that's what people are going to remember rather than the actual book. 581 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,560 Or Fulgrim punching one to death. 582 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,920 Yeah, I thought he choked it. 583 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,600 No, he beats it to death. 584 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,040 All right, that's a bit better. 585 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,880 They weren't that bad with death. 586 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,420 Yeah. 587 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,360 Still don't like it, but it's better than him choking a statue. 588 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,600 Can we put all of the Eldari in? 589 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,880 No, not all of them. 590 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,440 All right. 591 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,000 Cobra, Gaea... 592 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,440 Apart from winning his half the battle. 593 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,000 Wait, hang on, hang on, hang on. 594 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,360 Yes, hold on, hold on, here's my thinking. 595 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,680 I'll put them here and you have to redeem them one at a time. 596 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:30,080 OK. 597 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,680 Just look how many there are. 598 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,320 Jeez. 599 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,840 Can we get the hard one out of the way? 600 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,600 Because the hard one's going to need me to do some pretend this is a different god. 601 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:38,880 Hoek. 602 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,320 Can we pretend that name is Hoeth from fantasy? 603 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,040 Where's the TH? 604 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,360 I pretend it's there. 605 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,560 Pretend the TH is there. 606 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,000 I'm not hearing a reason to promote him. 607 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,560 He's a god of magic and the elves are very magical, so he does good work. 608 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,640 He has he has he has a computer in a fantasy setting. 609 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,520 It's a magic computer. 610 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:01,760 All right. 611 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,480 See, at minimum maximum. 612 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,120 You know what? 613 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,160 We put Vol in A. 614 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:08,960 Vol's a cool dude. 615 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,680 Vol's pretty cool. 616 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,600 He made the Blackstone fortresses and stuff. 617 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,400 Oh, that's cool. 618 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:12,640 Right. 619 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:12,880 Cool. 620 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,360 He's the origin of the Spirit Stones, too, in a way. 621 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,360 Who's Cobra Kai? 622 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:18,480 Who cares? 623 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:19,680 Yeah, I thought it was Cobra Kai. 624 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:19,760 Cool. 625 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,880 What did you say there? 626 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:21,680 Gaea. 627 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,880 Miscellaneous Eldar god to fill out extra slots. 628 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,200 Isha's just a prisoner, so. 629 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:27,920 But she's nice. 630 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,560 She's nice. 631 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,080 She's a whiff nagle. 632 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,400 She helps humanity even sometimes. 633 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,520 L'ariel and Ariel. 634 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,840 She is a murderous forest spirit in fantasy. 635 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,880 I'm pretty sure Liliath is just straight up stolen. 636 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,640 Liliath, give her a triple S tier for making the Bretonians look like fucking idiots. 637 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,800 I don't even know who this is. 638 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:47,360 Oh man. 639 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,000 Oh man. 640 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,560 That's that. 641 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,760 Oh, that's the Lady of the Lake. 642 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,360 Oh, it's not it. 643 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,480 End times doesn't count. 644 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,360 End times aren't real. 645 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,600 You know damn well that's not something new. 646 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,000 That is not End Times exclusive lore. 647 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,760 There's no way we have Liliath up there. 648 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,320 Yeah, yeah. 649 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:02,960 She's a monster. 650 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:03,360 That's fine. 651 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,320 This is 40k though. 652 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,360 She hasn't this isn't this isn't fantasy. 653 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:09,860 Beater. 654 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:11,200 What? 655 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:11,840 She's in both. 656 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,520 What's she doing though? 657 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,000 What's she doing? 658 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,880 What's she done? 659 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,520 She made she misled the Bretonians and made them look stupid. 660 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:17,840 No, no, no. 661 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:18,720 In 40k. 662 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:19,280 Come on. 663 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:19,840 How's that? 664 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:24,640 She is she is the one who made the prophecy to Cain that all the mortal Eldar were going 665 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,800 to get him killed so he started butchering elves. 666 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,600 There you go Andy. 667 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,760 See she started she got a whole bunch of elves. 668 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,400 Yeah. 669 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:30,800 Cool. 670 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,560 She didn't mislead the Bretonians until End Times happened and they needed something 671 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,520 new to happen. 672 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,040 There was always someone leading them. 673 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,000 They just veiled it was her. 674 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,360 Wasn't the bad guy at first. 675 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,000 She was nice. 676 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,280 She was cool. 677 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,600 I'm sure that her original intentions were not to be the freaking vassal state for the 678 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:52,400 elves until the End Times came and they needed an excuse to make it more depressing. 679 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,360 They were a vassal state for Athelor in their entire history. 680 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,400 I just like how Colin implied I was the devil just then. 681 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:00,960 That's cool. 682 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,880 Kernos has a relic on the tabletop. 683 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:07,840 Or Isha's husband. 684 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,680 Oh, should they be together? 685 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,200 Kernos is kind of cool in a fantasy way. 686 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,040 He's a simple slaughter guy. 687 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,280 Isha's got a new husband called Nurgle. 688 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:15,920 All right. 689 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,840 Don't cut. 690 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:20,800 Be for beta. 691 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,240 Just put any add in D tier. 692 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,800 I want him to be better, but honestly, in good conscience, I can't. 693 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:34,560 Really? 694 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,360 He seems like someone I've just heard about is going to be cool one day, but hasn't 695 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,000 done anything. 696 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,720 Yeah. 697 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,280 Yes. 698 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,640 What's going on, Colin? 699 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:43,520 Why? 700 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,120 What's going on is there could be cool things, but that would mean the Eldar get stuff. 701 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,120 It's kind of like the athlete who gets injured before they make it. 702 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,880 So you all just kind of feel sad and like, what's all so much potential? 703 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,960 He got accepted to an Ivy League sports team. 704 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,520 They got a concussion last high school football game. 705 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,280 So yeah, couldn't quite make it. 706 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,320 Next is the machine god, though. 707 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,520 I think he should be up there with the emerald. 708 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,480 Omni-sire. 709 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,600 Is it the same thing? 710 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,640 Yeah, they're kind of the same. 711 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:15,760 And then the Omni-sire is the Messiah figure of the machine god. 712 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,400 I think he should be directly below the emperor because the machine god is very cool. 713 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:25,680 And I love the concept, but I'm confident in saying he's the only 40K god that just 714 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,960 straight up might not exist. 715 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,800 There just might not be a machine god. 716 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:29,280 Yeah. 717 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,040 Well, he is or isn't the emperor. 718 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,040 That was what the whole schism was about, right? 719 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,240 Yeah, basically. 720 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:38,800 Well, they think he's the quote unquote Jesus Christ of the- 721 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,680 Yeah, but some of them think that he is the actual machine god. 722 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:41,920 Yeah. 723 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:42,560 Not just the- 724 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,600 Some do, some do. 725 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:44,320 Not just part of the machine god. 726 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,600 Yeah, it's like the god head. 727 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:50,960 It's like he is both Jesus and he is God and the Holy Ghost. 728 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,680 I'm sure they- 729 00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,640 I, yeah, like he's because again, I can't get over the fact that- 730 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,880 Are we going to say he's not as cool as corn, really? 731 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,880 What is the machine god do? 732 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,160 It makes your bolt not work if you don't pray to it. 733 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:04,960 I just like that. 734 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,640 Like half cyborg human attracted to toasters. 735 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,240 And machine spirits are totally real. 736 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:09,040 Yeah. 737 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,920 But also like necrons and stuff also have machine spirits. 738 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,760 I see everything with the mechanic is like, yeah, it's real, but it could be this. 739 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,680 Like it could be an actual spirit, could be AI, could be AI fragment, 740 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,640 could just be Windows Vista and they just kind of forgot how that worked. 741 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,140 Yeah. 742 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,840 The Omnissiah is basically an Excel spreadsheet that's gone haywire. 743 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,880 The Necron ships also have machine spirits though. 744 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,880 Yeah, but the necrons have like an actual katan that is confirmed real. 745 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,960 But there's also the element of the, what's it called? 746 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,800 The one that the emperor, the katan shard he messed up that has integration with it. 747 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,680 Machine spirits are not AI for the person who said that in the chat? 748 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:47,120 No. 749 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,280 Except for when they are. 750 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,000 I think I'm pretty sure the wiki says that, but it's not true. 751 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,240 They could be anything. 752 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,720 They could be ghosts, they could be AI, bits of AI. 753 00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:00,160 It's one of those Warhammer lore where it's like, it could be anything. 754 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:03,520 When things like a bolt gun have it, it's like that does not, that can't. 755 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,920 Possibly be something like that. 756 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,640 From Durpan saying the machine god saves a titan pilot from being eaten by demons when she died. 757 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,360 That's pretty cool. 758 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:16,480 Again, like Eli, that could also just be them misunderstanding machine spirits and being like, 759 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,920 this is just gun maintenance. 760 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,240 I know in the warp with like chaos, their weapons get souls and stuff. 761 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:25,680 And that's how mutilators happen. 762 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,320 I don't know. 763 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,840 I think it's better than Cain. 764 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,480 I don't think it's S2, but I mean. 765 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,880 I think he's top of A tier because I die. 766 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,240 I'm top of A. 767 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:38,400 Just the trailer for Mechanicus going. 768 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,000 And also the Mechanicus horse hair he put goes really hard. 769 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,960 Just construct me. 770 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,080 That is true. 771 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,600 This is Mechanicus, I want to clarify. 772 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,080 I love the Mechanicus and the idea of the machine god. 773 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,280 He just might not be real. 774 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,960 This isn't real? 775 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,240 My toaster said so. 776 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,000 Well, he might just be the emperor, I think. 777 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,360 He's not better than Cain. 778 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,680 The machine god speaks to me on my calculator. 779 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,200 There are too many questions, it's true. 780 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,640 It's hard to know. 781 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,320 I think all those questions are great and make the setting more interesting. 782 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,960 It's just, I don't want to put him above someone who solidly is like, yes, he's real. 783 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:09,760 He does stuff. 784 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,120 Have you heard our lord and savior, the ominous fire? 785 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,720 Someone said, is Vashtor down here? 786 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,680 Well, not yet. 787 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,120 Vashtor is not a god. 788 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,560 No, he's a bloody boy. 789 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:19,840 We got a bunny cup donation. 790 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,120 Thank you, Mr. Bunny Cup. 791 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:21,680 Thank you. 792 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,640 For the $5. 793 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,960 Is that a pet balloon? 794 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:25,600 No, it's not. 795 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,320 Never mind. 796 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,520 That's a pet balloon. 797 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,400 Never mind. I thought I saw a pet balloon on his profile. 798 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,920 Cain aids here for the time. 799 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:37,120 Cain fought alongside Cain to dunk on Demon Prince's Klingy Axe. 800 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:37,920 I see what you're saying. 801 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,400 Very nice. 802 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,720 Demon Princess Klingy Axe. 803 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,040 There you go. 804 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,560 Delayed because of each other connection. 805 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:42,960 Bless you. 806 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,000 Thank you for the donation. 807 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,240 What other gods have featured in Caiaphas Cain? 808 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,680 It's just other Cain so far. 809 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,920 I suppose the Omnissiah blesses his mates melter every day. 810 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,240 Yeah, that's also true. 811 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,760 He puts enough oils on him. 812 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,680 The Omnissiah can't bless his melter because Jorgen's a blank. 813 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,760 I think the next is the Flay God. 814 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,480 He's dead. 815 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,600 He's literally dead. 816 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:10,080 He's dead. 817 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,600 Give him C tier because I love it. 818 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,760 He's cool and I love it when Necron fans go, 819 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,040 you can't blow up the Catan. 820 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,000 They're part of reality. 821 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:20,500 Yeah. 822 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,680 Look at that guy. 823 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,480 He got blown out. 824 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,120 Reality's fine. 825 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,440 Oh, now he's going to the Necron. 826 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,960 Oh god, this is a lot of Catan. 827 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,800 Should we do the actual ones that we care about? 828 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,760 How about this guy? 829 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,320 The Nightbringers, they're really cool. 830 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,320 They're just like not really odds anymore though. 831 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,880 I'd give him somewhere in A, surely. 832 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,120 Yeah. 833 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,000 Or like B. 834 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,520 More than these Eldar ones we don't know about. 835 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,360 He got punked by Uriel Ventress. 836 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,160 Yeah, true. 837 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,360 I didn't know the Shards did. 838 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,960 In his first book, no less. 839 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,560 It was... wasn't it retconned to be in a Shard though? 840 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,960 Like wasn't it first it was just straight up the Nightbringer? 841 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,920 Well, yeah, yeah, because in Old Lord the Catan was still... 842 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,800 the Catan were still alive, yeah, but now they're Shards. 843 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,280 Because in the Old Lord the Necrons were just slaves to the Catan, 844 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:03,120 but now they take their slaves to them so they can have actual like personality. 845 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:03,620 Yeah. 846 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:09,440 Let me look up my Necrons podcast script to find the other Catan Shards. 847 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,040 The Deceiver's in there. 848 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,760 As much as I hate it, I think he goes into S tier. 849 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:14,800 Yeah, he's cool. 850 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,560 Because he's basically responsible for the Necrons in the entire setting in some way. 851 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:24,080 Put him next to Kegare because those two kind of made the setting in a way. 852 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,360 And look at that head. 853 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:26,320 What's going on here? 854 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:26,480 That's crazy. 855 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,600 I think he looks so... I love his design. 856 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,560 How is he gonna get through doorways? 857 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,840 I think he looks so cool. 858 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:35,840 He's also the only Catan Shard that actually makes the Necrons like quake in their little metal boots. 859 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:36,960 Yeah. 860 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:40,800 Because they're afraid of him because they know exactly how. 861 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,520 Like there's not a single good thing about him. 862 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,280 He has no shred of like goodness at all. 863 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,360 He has no demon qualities. 864 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,920 And his model still holds up really well, in my opinion. 865 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,440 It's still pretty good. 866 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,040 Definitely better than the Nightbringer stuff. 867 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:55,520 Yeah. 868 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,840 He should just bring out more Catan Shard models. 869 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,320 Honestly. 870 00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,360 Kau'gura. 871 00:40:59,360 --> 00:40:59,840 Wait, wait, wait. 872 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,520 Let's do Void Dragon first. 873 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,720 Just because he's got... 874 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,640 Can we put him just next to the Machine God? 875 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,520 He should go above the Machine God for the meme. 876 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:10,400 He's got a really cool... 877 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,160 Can you find the difference between these two pictures? 878 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,120 One of them is a model. 879 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,000 That's the difference. 880 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,840 Yeah. All right. 881 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,080 So... 882 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,280 I know these people. 883 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:21,760 Yeah. 884 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,040 He's the master of destruction. 885 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:23,680 That's all I got. 886 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,280 Which one? 887 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,120 Zahalash got bodied by Belisarius. 888 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:27,840 I want to put him in D. 889 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:29,360 Lol. 890 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:30,240 Yeah. 891 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:33,680 Zahalash Potentate was used to power one of the eight Necron Warp Beacons, 892 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,480 known as the Pharaoh. 893 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,680 So that's interesting. 894 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:35,920 Yeah. 895 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,760 He was basically the the Pharaoh's device's battery. 896 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,200 And then Belisarius let him out. 897 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,560 And he's like, I will get you. 898 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:43,920 And he went, no, actually. 899 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,880 And he cast him out. 900 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:48,320 Well, in a roundabout way, you can blame that guy for the Tyranids, then. 901 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,080 Yeah. This guy's fault. 902 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:50,480 Yeah. D.T. 903 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,520 So Kalug'ura is strong. 904 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,480 That sure is a Kitama show. 905 00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,760 Vagdryada. 906 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,800 He's the Arisen. 907 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,160 Yes. 908 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:02,560 That's it. 909 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:07,600 The Burning One has at least a couple paragraphs of lore. 910 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,800 One paragraph, I think. 911 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,520 The Ardras are the Burning One. 912 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,560 He burns the whole webway. 913 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,600 Is he the one with the artwork where he's fighting a Tyranid thing? 914 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,600 Yeah. I was going to say, there's this guy and then there's I think it's the Spiral Flame. 915 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,720 One of them powers Sarek's weapon, doesn't he? 916 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,120 He's like the battery for it. 917 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,560 And he's a fire one. 918 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,640 This one's called the Burning One and one's called the Spiral Flame. 919 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,480 The Burning One has some lore. 920 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:31,440 Yeah. 921 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,600 It just hit me how crazy that is, though. 922 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:38,240 Like someone's saying, there's a literal god in my battery. 923 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:38,740 Yeah. 924 00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:41,140 I think you know that little platform he stands on? 925 00:42:41,140 --> 00:42:42,900 I think it's what powers the platform. 926 00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:45,940 Nyadrasath, though, the Burning One. 927 00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:48,180 He showed the Necrons the Dolom Gates. 928 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:48,420 Yes. 929 00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:48,980 That's pretty huge. 930 00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:50,100 He allowed them to teleport. 931 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,140 So that's kind of cool. 932 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:52,420 Put him next to Sarek, I suppose. 933 00:42:54,420 --> 00:42:56,500 Iashudra, the Endless Swarm. 934 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:57,000 Cool. 935 00:42:57,860 --> 00:42:58,420 Iashudra. 936 00:42:58,420 --> 00:42:59,220 Sure is a cool name. 937 00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:00,820 I have no war on him at all. 938 00:43:00,820 --> 00:43:01,320 Wow. 939 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:02,820 He has a real cool name. 940 00:43:02,820 --> 00:43:04,820 Someone's going to turn around and be like, he's my favorite. 941 00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:05,460 How could you do that? 942 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,000 Yeah. 943 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,880 All of these pictures, by the way, are absolutely just a photo of the human torch from the fantasy 944 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,380 anymore. 945 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,080 And then the outsider went flame on. 946 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:15,580 You mean Fantastic Four? 947 00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:17,080 No, he's real. 948 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:22,840 The outsider is like, the outsider was tricked by Kegurek to eat other katan and went insane. 949 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:23,340 Oh, yeah. 950 00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:27,960 He causes madness and suicide wherever he goes and is trapped in a Dyson sphere beneath 951 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,080 the galactic plane. 952 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,280 Low tier katan? 953 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:30,780 Based? 954 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,280 That's cool. 955 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:32,840 He's dead. 956 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,320 I'm sure JW will never touch that plot ever. 957 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,680 But he's just, it sure would be cool. 958 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:44,680 The fact there's a Dyson sphere in Warhammer outside the realm of existence is crazy. 959 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,760 Nathoren, the spiral flame. 960 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:47,260 Nah. 961 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,680 And Yigra Nyar. 962 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:51,240 Put them in. 963 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:52,680 We don't know who they are. 964 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:53,720 We ain't got opinions. 965 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,000 I don't know. 966 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,040 Shove them down. 967 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:56,680 Gorkham Ork. 968 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:57,080 Here we go. 969 00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:57,880 Real stuff. 970 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:58,380 Real shit. 971 00:43:59,320 --> 00:43:59,820 SS. 972 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,000 Do we also have Gorkham Ork? 973 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:04,540 I don't know. 974 00:44:04,540 --> 00:44:05,040 SS. 975 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:05,540 SS. 976 00:44:05,540 --> 00:44:06,520 I heard a different thing. 977 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,320 That's one thing we're actually missing. 978 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,320 We're missing Gorkham Ork when they get fused together. 979 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,320 Do we really need Gorkham Ork? 980 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,920 Because he's brutal and cunning. 981 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,920 Yeah, that's what I was saying. 982 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,520 No, he's cunning and brutal. 983 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:19,720 All right, so which one goes first? 984 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,960 We go Mork or Gork? 985 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:22,460 Gork. 986 00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:23,320 Gork goes first. 987 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,280 Yeah, Gork. 988 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,880 Gork is brutal and cunning. 989 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,320 Yeah, that makes sense. 990 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,200 But is he better than the Deceiver? 991 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:30,700 Nah. 992 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,200 Nah. 993 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:31,700 Okay. 994 00:44:31,700 --> 00:44:32,200 No. 995 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:32,700 No. 996 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,700 Ooh, that's... 997 00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,700 Nah, we're happy with that. 998 00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:40,540 I like how that was this really important gods and we're just like, yeah? 999 00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:42,540 Yeah, done. 1000 00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:43,580 As an Ork should be. 1001 00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:45,180 Oh, it's the old ones, innit? 1002 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:45,900 Old ones? 1003 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,340 They deserve everything. 1004 00:44:47,340 --> 00:44:48,540 They got put them in D tier. 1005 00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:49,820 Ah, something's got a great point. 1006 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:52,060 Well, the death gods that Nagash ate. 1007 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,580 The Tomb King pantheon. 1008 00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:54,300 Ussiriya? 1009 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:56,460 Solid Who Cares out of 10. 1010 00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:00,940 You know I want this in S tier. 1011 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,940 Gene Steelers. 1012 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:03,740 I die for the Forumd Emperor. 1013 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:04,460 I die for him. 1014 00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:06,380 Are we sure that's not just the Hivemind? 1015 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:07,500 Well, yeah, sorry. 1016 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,460 It might be the Hivemind. 1017 00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:09,100 Same thing. 1018 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:09,980 Hivemind, yeah. 1019 00:45:09,980 --> 00:45:11,260 Yeah, fair enough. 1020 00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:11,820 Put him up there. 1021 00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:12,620 He is the Emperor. 1022 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:14,700 Put him in S tier by the Emperor. 1023 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:15,260 Put him in B? 1024 00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:16,620 Come on, man. 1025 00:45:16,620 --> 00:45:19,180 No, he's the true Emperor. 1026 00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:20,460 Forumd Emperor. 1027 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:21,580 My Emperor has Forums. 1028 00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:22,700 Yours only has two. 1029 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:24,220 Whoever these two are. 1030 00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:25,260 Put him behind Vol. 1031 00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:27,040 Come on. 1032 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:27,820 Behind Vol. 1033 00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:29,260 Come on. 1034 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:31,020 It doesn't have a bath ball, maybe. 1035 00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:32,700 But it's so cool. 1036 00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:34,060 Gene Steelers culture. 1037 00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:35,500 Yeah, that's why he hates it. 1038 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:40,860 Every time I ever hear about it is when some random space recycler connects with it for 1039 00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:42,860 a moment and goes, oh, that's weird. 1040 00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,980 Oh, he's angry, isn't he? 1041 00:45:43,980 --> 00:45:45,180 The Star Children. 1042 00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:46,940 The Star Children. 1043 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:49,820 And then Eli starred all over the place. 1044 00:45:49,820 --> 00:45:53,100 We're on fantasy. 1045 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:53,600 SSSS. 1046 00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:55,900 He's awful. 1047 00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,580 He treats his followers like dirt. 1048 00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,260 He has no redeeming qualities. 1049 00:45:59,260 --> 00:45:59,980 He's the best. 1050 00:46:01,020 --> 00:46:01,980 Absolutely terrible. 1051 00:46:01,980 --> 00:46:03,660 He's having a silly goose time. 1052 00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:04,140 He's just. 1053 00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:08,380 His mere presence makes every makes property values plummet. 1054 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:13,820 I love how he would just like if he appears to the Council of Thirteen, 1055 00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:14,060 isn't he? 1056 00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:16,940 He just randomly kills one of them for no reason. 1057 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,140 He just goes, you. 1058 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:20,380 The only time. 1059 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:21,100 It's a message. 1060 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:26,940 The first the first like 10 minutes of any summoning him is just him eating Skaven. 1061 00:46:27,740 --> 00:46:29,660 And they're like, yes, Sigma. 1062 00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:30,460 Sigma is SSSS. 1063 00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:31,260 Sigma male. 1064 00:46:31,260 --> 00:46:33,260 No, SSSS. 1065 00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:33,660 Why not? 1066 00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:34,780 I would double S. 1067 00:46:34,780 --> 00:46:36,780 I put him next to Jane's workshop. 1068 00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:42,460 Sigma has done something no Warhammer God has done and actually learned from his mistakes. 1069 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:46,860 He's also allowed to make mistakes, so he's an actual character. 1070 00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:47,900 Surely Sigma. 1071 00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:49,340 And he started as a dude. 1072 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:50,220 That's always. 1073 00:46:50,220 --> 00:46:53,980 To be fair, just going off the poll we just did, it was Gorkom walk. 1074 00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:55,180 Thirty six percent Sigma. 1075 00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:56,460 Thirty three Emperor. 1076 00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:57,900 That's pretty on the nose. 1077 00:46:57,900 --> 00:46:58,140 Right. 1078 00:46:58,140 --> 00:46:59,500 Like, yeah, that's pretty much. 1079 00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:01,580 He's better than the deceiver. 1080 00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:03,900 I like human Sigma. 1081 00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:08,620 God Sigma is the one who didn't answer Arkaon before he was Arkaon. 1082 00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:09,820 He was trapped in the vortex. 1083 00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:10,300 He couldn't. 1084 00:47:10,860 --> 00:47:13,580 Oh, so he's SST ever been trapped in a vortex? 1085 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:17,580 No, he's SSS too because he has actual personality flaws and issues. 1086 00:47:17,580 --> 00:47:19,500 He's a real character, not just a guy's. 1087 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,820 I'm the last guy's. 1088 00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:23,260 He's the last guy's. 1089 00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:24,460 Dude, you can choke. 1090 00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,100 You can put it to the guys. 1091 00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,460 So go Sigma. 1092 00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:32,620 I do like Sigma. 1093 00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:34,140 I just don't enjoy him as much. 1094 00:47:34,140 --> 00:47:34,780 I just can't. 1095 00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:37,500 I don't enjoy him as much as the echelon in SSS. 1096 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,380 Super male. 1097 00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:40,620 You would chew it more more than. 1098 00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:41,580 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1099 00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:46,620 Look at more like the are almost as one dimensional as corn, but it's funny. 1100 00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:51,420 The extra thing they have is that they're green and sometimes they get. 1101 00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:52,140 Right. 1102 00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:54,620 We're going to argue about this forever until the polls. 1103 00:47:54,620 --> 00:47:57,260 And so until then, I'm just going to put him in no idea who they are. 1104 00:47:57,260 --> 00:47:57,580 OK. 1105 00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:04,940 Is it true that Gork and Mark spit out an orc every day to resurrect them? 1106 00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:05,900 Is that a true fact? 1107 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:07,740 Maybe. 1108 00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,740 I like the fence of limits though. 1109 00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:11,340 Yeah, I don't know. 1110 00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:12,940 That's Grimnir. 1111 00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:13,660 Wolf. 1112 00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:15,340 Oh my God, the poll right now. 1113 00:48:15,340 --> 00:48:16,860 Grimnir. 1114 00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:17,260 What's it called? 1115 00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:17,820 SSS? 1116 00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:19,580 Sigma does not deserve his S.T. 1117 00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:20,060 Colin. 1118 00:48:20,060 --> 00:48:21,980 Look at that hair. 1119 00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:22,460 Heresy. 1120 00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:24,300 Oh, he's going to go backwards now if he says something. 1121 00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:24,780 I like that. 1122 00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:25,660 He's great. 1123 00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:28,060 He's the Slayer God. 1124 00:48:28,060 --> 00:48:29,260 Yeah, that's epic. 1125 00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:30,460 And he gives. 1126 00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:32,220 That's Brian Blessed to stand. 1127 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:33,660 Who lets Felix use the hammer? 1128 00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:34,780 Yes. 1129 00:48:34,780 --> 00:48:36,300 The gods in general. 1130 00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,820 He is kind of broken. 1131 00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:38,540 Not Sigma. 1132 00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:41,980 Felix just kind of prayed to any god who would listen. 1133 00:48:41,980 --> 00:48:44,220 He just started shouting out names. 1134 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:44,720 Yeah. 1135 00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:46,320 That's a really cool moment. 1136 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,760 It was awesome. 1137 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:49,520 Grimnir, right? 1138 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:50,000 Grimnir. 1139 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:56,000 Grimnir is tough for me because Grimnir is currently broken into loads of pieces of gold, 1140 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,560 but he's also basically Gotrek. 1141 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,640 He is Gotrek now. 1142 00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,200 That's cool. 1143 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,320 This guy's broken into not gold for a piece. 1144 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,920 Gotrek hears his voice in his head. 1145 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,320 Gotrek does not like Grimnir at all. 1146 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,280 And he hates him. 1147 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:09,760 Dang. 1148 00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:10,720 He hates Grimnir. 1149 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,880 It's so annoying. 1150 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:18,720 He gave him back his lost eye and then his first book back in Age of Sigmar, he loses his eye again. 1151 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:20,400 Immediately. 1152 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,000 And he gets cut by a thing like a skaven. 1153 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,560 Why can't Sigmar be in Triple S but Grimnir can? 1154 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:29,760 Because Grimnir... 1155 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:30,560 What's going on here? 1156 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,040 I don't think... 1157 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,800 I don't know if Grimnir is Triple S to be honest. 1158 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,160 But he's a dwarf. 1159 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,040 He's got really cool hair. 1160 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:35,920 Look at that. 1161 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,760 I just don't talk about the fire slayers. 1162 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,040 He's kind of dead. 1163 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:39,360 He's literally dead now. 1164 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:43,280 He's also the god of telling you to kill yourself. 1165 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,200 He's the slayer god. 1166 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,920 He's the toxic male image that we all aspire to be. 1167 00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:52,240 He's kind of double S to me just because he's dead and he's currently... 1168 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:57,120 His body is scattered across all the realms of pieces of gold. 1169 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,880 So he's kind of not really a light... 1170 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,080 He could probably take the next. 1171 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,080 Oh, speaking of organs, look at this. 1172 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:03,540 Alright. 1173 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,020 Velayas. 1174 00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:08,820 Her bonus for Gromberdoll is the best one. 1175 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:10,900 That's very true. 1176 00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:14,740 Barden in Vermentide respects her above the others. 1177 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:17,300 She exists. 1178 00:50:17,860 --> 00:50:20,900 For the wisdom of Velaya. 1179 00:50:24,740 --> 00:50:27,140 Is she using the ritual with the Everchild? 1180 00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:27,640 Or is that... 1181 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:29,000 No. 1182 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,260 Nagash ate her power. 1183 00:50:31,220 --> 00:50:31,540 I think... 1184 00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:34,500 I think... who's the vampire who found her? 1185 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:36,820 I do not remember. 1186 00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:38,580 The first vampire. 1187 00:50:40,420 --> 00:50:41,540 Oh, Neferada. 1188 00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:45,220 She found Velaya inside a dwarf hole, I think, in the End Times. 1189 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:47,540 Randomly. 1190 00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:48,040 Oh, yeah. 1191 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,820 And then she basically gave her to Nagash. 1192 00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:52,820 How did she find Velaya? 1193 00:50:54,100 --> 00:51:00,580 I think there were some dwarfs going because the theory was 1194 00:51:00,580 --> 00:51:04,340 once they found Velaya and opened the gates, it would be the new golden age of the dwarfs. 1195 00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:08,180 Except there were a whole lot of vampires in Nagash there, 1196 00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:10,500 so he went in instead and stole our power. 1197 00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:13,140 No golden age for the dwarfs. 1198 00:51:13,140 --> 00:51:16,900 I already know what this next one's gonna be. 1199 00:51:18,340 --> 00:51:19,540 Did I not send Groogni? 1200 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:21,860 No, I don't think so. 1201 00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:22,660 I thought I did. 1202 00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:24,900 He'd be the... oh, no, Groogni's a little... 1203 00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:25,400 I see what I'm trying to say. 1204 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:25,900 Groogni. 1205 00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:28,180 Groogni would be next to Gottrick. 1206 00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:29,460 He's cool in AOS. 1207 00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:32,260 He's again, he learned from his mistakes. 1208 00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:32,760 Teclis. 1209 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:33,060 Who is... 1210 00:51:33,780 --> 00:51:34,340 Teclis. 1211 00:51:35,060 --> 00:51:37,860 Oh, I'm calling Teclis a god. 1212 00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:39,300 He is a god in Age of Sigmar. 1213 00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:40,340 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 1214 00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:40,980 I know. 1215 00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:42,260 I just put Groogni. 1216 00:51:42,980 --> 00:51:43,700 This guy. 1217 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:44,500 All right, where's he going? 1218 00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,420 Oh, is that Groogni? 1219 00:51:46,420 --> 00:51:49,700 Uh, next to Grimnir, I would say. 1220 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:50,180 There we go. 1221 00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:50,820 Sheesh. 1222 00:51:50,820 --> 00:51:51,300 Friends. 1223 00:51:52,660 --> 00:51:53,160 Elf. 1224 00:51:53,940 --> 00:51:54,260 Elf. 1225 00:51:54,260 --> 00:51:55,140 Teclis. 1226 00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:56,340 Behind the dwarf gods. 1227 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:58,500 He fucked up a lot. 1228 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:00,020 Yeah, he fucked up. 1229 00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:01,780 He just cucked for the entire end time. 1230 00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:04,420 No, I would say, no, this is him as a god. 1231 00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:05,460 Fantasy lore doesn't count. 1232 00:52:05,460 --> 00:52:05,960 Okay. 1233 00:52:06,660 --> 00:52:08,180 You know what I find difficult? 1234 00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:11,540 I mean, surely there are gods that aren't actually godly creatures. 1235 00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:15,620 I find it difficult with Teclis because in recent lore, they're kind of... 1236 00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:19,860 They're making him kind of embarrassing in the way they're like, 1237 00:52:19,860 --> 00:52:20,500 I'm a god. 1238 00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:21,460 Do you want to learn from me? 1239 00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:24,260 And they basically go, yeah, no, mate. 1240 00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:26,100 Your moon, the moon spirit's right there. 1241 00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:28,180 It's kind of embarrassing to like Teclis. 1242 00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:29,460 Guys, like in the universe. 1243 00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:30,740 Guys, you can't get a W. 1244 00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:33,140 Guys, Abort of Prince is in the chat saying, 1245 00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:35,620 Talgoth, best god, he has iron on his side. 1246 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:36,820 Get out of here, whatever. 1247 00:52:37,940 --> 00:52:39,140 We ain't taking that. 1248 00:52:39,140 --> 00:52:40,580 Thank you, Abort of Prince. 1249 00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:41,540 Oh, Abort of Prince plays Miller. 1250 00:52:41,540 --> 00:52:43,300 I'm putting him below the god of death. 1251 00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:43,780 He's a G. 1252 00:52:44,820 --> 00:52:46,260 Oh, come on. 1253 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:47,300 That's just mean. 1254 00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:47,620 Yeah. 1255 00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:48,100 No, we don't. 1256 00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,140 But he deserves it. 1257 00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:50,020 He deserves it. 1258 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,900 Teclis is cringe. 1259 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:55,140 In the comments, everyone's saying, Teclis is cringe. 1260 00:52:55,140 --> 00:52:57,620 Teclis is bottom of eight tier. 1261 00:52:57,620 --> 00:52:58,580 Right. 1262 00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:02,580 Because he the appearance of the Lumineth in him 1263 00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:06,340 was him blowing up every single army in the death faction. 1264 00:53:06,340 --> 00:53:08,260 He just showed up and was like, you're done. 1265 00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:08,760 Sit down. 1266 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:13,220 Other than that, he also saved the Lumineth 1267 00:53:13,780 --> 00:53:16,260 by finding the spirit who they all tell him to shut up 1268 00:53:16,260 --> 00:53:18,260 so they can listen to that instead of him. 1269 00:53:18,260 --> 00:53:19,540 Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing. 1270 00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:21,460 We got two dollars from Abort of Prince. 1271 00:53:21,460 --> 00:53:22,340 He's doubling down. 1272 00:53:22,340 --> 00:53:25,300 Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Abortor. 1273 00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:26,740 Tal God best God. 1274 00:53:26,740 --> 00:53:28,100 He's already on his side. 1275 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:29,220 We appreciate the donation. 1276 00:53:29,220 --> 00:53:29,940 I'll put him down. 1277 00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:34,260 I like seeing your community posts about Middle Earth. 1278 00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:35,060 It makes me happy. 1279 00:53:36,180 --> 00:53:38,100 Yo, why have we not included Middle Earth? 1280 00:53:38,100 --> 00:53:40,260 I mean, Eru Luvatar would just be FFS'd 1281 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:41,540 and then we just leave it at that. 1282 00:53:42,420 --> 00:53:46,020 Because all the pantheon are Eru Luvatar, right? 1283 00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:46,340 Yeah. 1284 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:48,180 Well, for that one, we just have to add him, 1285 00:53:48,180 --> 00:53:50,420 add another tier above all the others to just say God. 1286 00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:54,340 Well, Eru Luvatar, and then Eru Luvatar's song. 1287 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,180 And then him singing. 1288 00:53:56,980 --> 00:53:59,540 But for Teclis not being above a tier, 1289 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:03,780 he did screw up making new elves a lot. 1290 00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:09,300 And his response to designing something wrong was to go, 1291 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:11,540 right, I'm just going to kill all of you. 1292 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:16,340 Yeah, he was like, well, I messed up. 1293 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:17,140 You all need to die. 1294 00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:18,420 And then the Idoneth ran away. 1295 00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:23,380 Just like Cheeky Euthanasia on their entire. 1296 00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:26,500 Cheeky Euthanasia, that's a bad name if I've ever heard one. 1297 00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,700 Tyrion in Age of Sigmar. 1298 00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:32,340 Saint's Teclis just above. 1299 00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:33,620 He's the same thing. 1300 00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:35,060 He's the same thing. 1301 00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:36,100 It's cool. 1302 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:37,460 Tyrion is... 1303 00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:39,300 What the difference is between these two photos, 1304 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:40,260 they're the same picture. 1305 00:54:41,540 --> 00:54:44,660 Well, first of all, they're twins, so I hope they look similar. 1306 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:46,260 I would hope they're similar, they're twins. 1307 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:51,540 I get annoyed at Tyrion just because of how many times he just... 1308 00:54:51,540 --> 00:54:53,780 I mean, end times really did mess him up. 1309 00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:56,740 Yeah, in Age of Sigmar, he's a lot chiller. 1310 00:54:58,100 --> 00:54:59,380 He fights with the Lumineth. 1311 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:01,380 He's trying to fight Malekith. 1312 00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:02,660 Malarian, pardon me. 1313 00:55:04,340 --> 00:55:07,700 The fact that he can't see and he has to see through his brother's eyes is just... 1314 00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:08,420 It's not cool. 1315 00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:09,060 It's cool. 1316 00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:09,380 It honestly... 1317 00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:10,420 What are you on about? 1318 00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:12,900 I think that's the weirdest thing ever. 1319 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:16,260 Imagine he's trying to go somewhere else and Teclis is not with him. 1320 00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:17,860 He's basically screwed. 1321 00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:23,620 Teclis spent millennia teaching him how to fight on his own, where he can be blind. 1322 00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:25,700 Being blind is not... 1323 00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:27,780 It's a fantasy setting. 1324 00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:28,900 Have you seen Daredevil? 1325 00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:29,620 It's not that bad. 1326 00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:36,020 I just think it was a dumb moment where Swann the Author's basically went, 1327 00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:39,220 that sounds kind of cool, and then didn't think anything more about it. 1328 00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:41,700 That's all of Warhammer is! 1329 00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:44,260 I know, but it's one of the ones that doesn't hit well with me. 1330 00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:44,820 It doesn't hit. 1331 00:55:45,860 --> 00:55:46,340 Fair enough. 1332 00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:46,820 Like the Talgon. 1333 00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:50,420 Anyway, this should be self-explanatory. 1334 00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:51,540 He's going in esthetics. 1335 00:55:51,540 --> 00:55:54,820 Such is the power of Nagash. 1336 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:55,620 More than the Rat. 1337 00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:56,820 Ah, no. 1338 00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:58,020 Put him behind the Great Horned Rat. 1339 00:55:58,020 --> 00:55:59,060 Behind the Rat? 1340 00:55:59,060 --> 00:55:59,560 Wow. 1341 00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:03,940 Because Skaven have constantly messed up his plans. 1342 00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:07,540 The Rat has put everything... 1343 00:56:07,540 --> 00:56:09,300 You can't stress anything. 1344 00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:11,540 There's five million rats at his twist. 1345 00:56:11,540 --> 00:56:14,580 He needs to have some cats, that guy. 1346 00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:19,220 To guard his grain and guard his... 1347 00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:20,180 Who is this? 1348 00:56:20,180 --> 00:56:21,380 Who the heck is this? 1349 00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:23,540 That's Sigmar's god. 1350 00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:25,060 Oh, you know what this looks like though? 1351 00:56:25,060 --> 00:56:26,180 This picture you've supplied. 1352 00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:30,900 It looks like some kind of home brewed beer, and that's what they stick on the can. 1353 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,340 What is that? 1354 00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:32,900 What's going on? 1355 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:34,340 He's got an axe and hair. 1356 00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:36,500 He should go above Sigmar, then if he's Sigmar's god... 1357 00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:38,980 No, no, Sigmar's still better. 1358 00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:40,420 Ulrich's cool. 1359 00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:41,460 He's a cool guy. 1360 00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:44,660 I think he's just below Zeench in beta. 1361 00:56:46,900 --> 00:56:48,980 I couldn't justify him higher than Zeench though. 1362 00:56:48,980 --> 00:56:52,820 I didn't know this guy existed until just now, and I barely knew about Sigmar. 1363 00:56:55,700 --> 00:56:56,260 What's this? 1364 00:56:56,980 --> 00:56:58,340 Sign language. 1365 00:56:58,340 --> 00:56:59,220 Give him D. 1366 00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:00,260 British Sign Language. 1367 00:57:00,260 --> 00:57:00,760 Who is this? 1368 00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:03,380 Renald, he's the god of luck. 1369 00:57:03,940 --> 00:57:08,980 He tricked a god into giving him divinity, and when you click pray to Renald in Full 1370 00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:10,900 Warhammer, he fucks you. 1371 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:14,980 Oh, is that the magic at the beginning? 1372 00:57:14,980 --> 00:57:18,420 Yeah, when you go, give me more power, and it's like, Renald has blessed you, 1373 00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:20,020 or Renald has told you to get bent. 1374 00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:26,420 He's the god of gambling, and you can see him at the Las Venus casinos. 1375 00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:29,060 He's like thieves, that kind of stuff. 1376 00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:30,980 I like this guy. 1377 00:57:30,980 --> 00:57:32,100 What is that? 1378 00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,780 Human god of nature. 1379 00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:34,820 He's kind of cool. 1380 00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:39,620 In Vermintide, that's the one that Kruber often praises too. 1381 00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:42,020 Again, I'd put most of Ulrich, to be honest. 1382 00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:42,740 They kind of the same. 1383 00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:43,860 This guy. 1384 00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:46,020 Yeah, yeah. 1385 00:57:46,740 --> 00:57:52,740 I mean, Tal is, again, if someone knows their empire lore, it's kind of just one of the few gods 1386 00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:56,820 that it's basically Sigmar, Ulrich, Tal, and then the others. 1387 00:57:57,460 --> 00:57:58,020 Or more. 1388 00:57:58,740 --> 00:57:59,780 Is more on there? 1389 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:02,420 Oh, no, I didn't bring more. 1390 00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:03,140 Bear. 1391 00:58:03,140 --> 00:58:06,820 Oh, the Gash ate more. 1392 00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:07,380 Yeah. 1393 00:58:07,380 --> 00:58:08,900 S tier, because bears are cool. 1394 00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:09,780 Erson is... 1395 00:58:09,780 --> 00:58:10,580 I can live with that. 1396 00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:11,380 No, no, no, that's not true. 1397 00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:12,100 I never play... 1398 00:58:13,380 --> 00:58:16,020 I just love that gif of the bear sitting in the field. 1399 00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:17,940 That's why it's awesome, it's just a big... 1400 00:58:17,940 --> 00:58:19,140 It's just a really... 1401 00:58:19,140 --> 00:58:21,940 I just love that gif of the bear in the field, just going... 1402 00:58:21,940 --> 00:58:22,180 Does he... 1403 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:23,780 Waving. 1404 00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:24,180 That's why it's so cute. 1405 00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:27,540 Does he actually get captured by the Chaos Gods, or is that just total war? 1406 00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:28,100 That's total war. 1407 00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:32,180 I think that's just total war, although that would be all that might be made canon. 1408 00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:34,580 Well, it actually happens to him in the end time, he's just not up here. 1409 00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:36,580 He's Keeslip, so who cares? 1410 00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:37,860 He's hyphenating, obviously. 1411 00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:39,620 Keeslip gets wiped off offscreen. 1412 00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:41,220 Oh my gosh. 1413 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:44,500 By the way, we got a donation from BunnyCop for $5 saying, 1414 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:45,700 rats eat dead bodies. 1415 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:47,860 Of course, Nagash always loses to Skatron. 1416 00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:48,660 Yeah, there you go. 1417 00:58:49,300 --> 00:58:50,900 Incoming backup with 30... 1418 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:52,900 Squiggles. 1419 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:54,260 We don't know, can someone explain my math? 1420 00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:57,540 I think they're Sheckles, I think I found that out the other day. 1421 00:58:58,180 --> 00:59:01,620 Just joined Wirecork, more to the Bad Moon, the Great Ma, the Everwinter, 1422 00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:04,580 and all the other custom Corka Morka wares, none of that. 1423 00:59:05,620 --> 00:59:09,620 And there is Boingob, the Squing God being... 1424 00:59:09,620 --> 00:59:10,120 What? 1425 00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:11,320 Is that real? 1426 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:11,820 Boingob. 1427 00:59:12,020 --> 00:59:13,060 Let me have a look at this. 1428 00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:16,020 I've best believably real something. 1429 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:16,900 Oh my god. 1430 00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:18,900 What is this image I found? 1431 00:59:18,900 --> 00:59:19,940 Boingob. 1432 00:59:19,940 --> 00:59:20,440 Boingob. 1433 00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:23,620 Boink, oh my god, it's real. 1434 00:59:23,620 --> 00:59:24,740 It's real, it's... 1435 00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:25,620 Oh no. 1436 00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:28,100 It's the father of all Squing. 1437 00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:30,340 Right, hold on, let me just save this image. 1438 00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:31,780 Oh my gosh. 1439 00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:32,740 Please get a Squing. 1440 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:36,660 I'm gonna put Boingob on the list, hold on a second. 1441 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:40,580 This is why we need the community, to tell us about these things we don't know about. 1442 00:59:41,460 --> 00:59:43,300 I know what my next post in my room is doing. 1443 00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:46,500 He was immolated in his attempt to devour the light of the realm of fish. 1444 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,000 SSSST? 1445 00:59:48,020 --> 00:59:49,060 He's been burned! 1446 00:59:49,060 --> 00:59:50,660 He's been caused by Squing. 1447 00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:51,700 He's been immolated. 1448 00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,340 He's trying to eat light ice something. 1449 00:59:54,340 --> 00:59:56,580 Are you telling me this guy got rotisserie chicken? 1450 00:59:56,580 --> 01:00:01,380 I don't have the ears, that's annoying. 1451 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,820 He's top of ST here, surely. 1452 01:00:06,820 --> 01:00:09,060 I like how Colin is dying in the background as well. 1453 01:00:09,060 --> 01:00:10,180 So stupid. 1454 01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:10,980 Boingob. 1455 01:00:10,980 --> 01:00:12,020 Oh my gosh. 1456 01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:15,700 I'm so happy that's a thing. 1457 01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:19,300 Colin, may I suggest you do a Boingob video next on your channel, please? 1458 01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:22,260 Do or don't Boingob. 1459 01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:25,620 Yeah, exactly. Tell me you have a short at least already. 1460 01:00:28,180 --> 01:00:30,500 He has one paragraph on the wiki, it looks like. 1461 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,300 That's enough. 1462 01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:32,740 Make it into a 10 minute video. 1463 01:00:32,740 --> 01:00:34,020 Status is deceased. 1464 01:00:36,660 --> 01:00:39,300 Relatives are Squigs in brackets children. 1465 01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:40,900 Oh my gosh. 1466 01:00:43,380 --> 01:00:44,740 He got burned. 1467 01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:48,900 Well done, backup, you've killed Colin. 1468 01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:53,460 He's now not able to breathe enough oxygen into to fuel his brain. 1469 01:00:53,460 --> 01:00:56,820 Imagine if he was like, explain your list and it's just Boingob. 1470 01:00:59,700 --> 01:01:02,180 DJ Beast will always be a follower of Boingob. 1471 01:01:03,140 --> 01:01:05,540 Boingob has one clean follower, I'm one of them. 1472 01:01:06,420 --> 01:01:08,420 People spam Boingob in the chat. 1473 01:01:09,860 --> 01:01:11,380 Be for Boingob everyone. 1474 01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:12,820 That's our thing from now on. 1475 01:01:14,500 --> 01:01:15,460 Holy cow. 1476 01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:17,460 How do they say it in like old tongue? 1477 01:01:17,460 --> 01:01:19,460 Like with the accent. 1478 01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:21,460 Right, Boingob. 1479 01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:27,460 Oh man. 1480 01:01:27,460 --> 01:01:29,460 This is my favorite new piece of wherever. 1481 01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:31,460 Great name as well. 1482 01:01:31,460 --> 01:01:33,460 Of old tongue. 1483 01:01:33,460 --> 01:01:35,460 Oh my gosh. 1484 01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:37,460 Can we just rename our podcast as the Boingob? 1485 01:01:37,460 --> 01:01:39,460 And how do you even say Boingob? 1486 01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:41,460 Was that a Boingob? 1487 01:01:41,460 --> 01:01:43,460 Boingob. 1488 01:01:43,460 --> 01:01:45,460 Boingob. 1489 01:01:45,460 --> 01:01:47,460 Well he's dead. 1490 01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:51,460 Every time you step on a squib he gets like a rotisserie chicken. 1491 01:01:51,460 --> 01:01:53,460 I don't know how you get rotisserie chicken. 1492 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,460 I guess he's canon in fantasy maybe though. 1493 01:01:57,460 --> 01:01:59,460 Oh we have two donations from Rabbit Brain. 1494 01:01:59,460 --> 01:02:01,460 This is our second bunny themed username. 1495 01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:03,460 Hopefully this money is of help. 1496 01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:05,460 Also sorry to ask but where is Solcan? 1497 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,460 Thank you for the monies. 1498 01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:09,460 Solcan. 1499 01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:11,460 Is it in the hell of scrolls? 1500 01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:13,460 Look him up. 1501 01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:15,460 He's a chaos god of law. 1502 01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:19,460 Solcan is a stretch of 220 meter bridge. 1503 01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:21,460 Popular with witch hunters. 1504 01:02:21,460 --> 01:02:23,460 This guy sounds pretty cool. 1505 01:02:23,460 --> 01:02:27,460 In old lore he was like the power behind witch hunters but in newer lore he doesn't exist. 1506 01:02:27,460 --> 01:02:29,460 That's too bad. 1507 01:02:29,460 --> 01:02:31,460 That's a shame. 1508 01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:33,460 Then we have another squiggles from incoming backup. 1509 01:02:33,460 --> 01:02:35,460 Thank you. Truly the most tragic death in all of AOS. 1510 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,460 Truly. 1511 01:02:37,460 --> 01:02:37,800 Imagine how things would have been different if Sigma was standing beside the 1512 01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,800 Boingob. 1513 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,800 Can we get an RIP for Boingob? 1514 01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,800 I could have saved him. 1515 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:49,800 Also we had the results should Sigma be in SFF. 1516 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,800 We should change the thumbnail. 1517 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,800 Did he say Boingob at some point? 1518 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,800 Who needs Votem? 1519 01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,800 We'll put him just behind Boingob. 1520 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,800 I think that's fair. 1521 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,800 Hashut. 1522 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,800 Probably for the low end. 1523 01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:05,800 What's this thing? 1524 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,800 Hashut. 1525 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,800 He's pretty cool. 1526 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:11,800 Chaos dwarves are cool. 1527 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,800 They really did not try hard with their origin stories. 1528 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,800 I could put him in A just below Nergal. 1529 01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,800 I like the whole turning to stone thing. 1530 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:19,800 Although again it's like more reasons why to not turn to chaos. 1531 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:21,800 It's neat. 1532 01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:23,800 He's still thinking of it. 1533 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:25,800 He's still having trouble. 1534 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,800 He can't help it. 1535 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:33,320 I'm just going to say that I'm going to go with the 1536 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:37,320 random days. 1537 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,320 Just know that you've changed this man's life now. 1538 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,320 It will never be the same. 1539 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,320 Horus? 1540 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,320 That's Petra. 1541 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,320 Who's Petra? 1542 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:51,320 Give him SSS tier because it's a god setra worships. 1543 01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,320 If setra worships you, you can get a SSS tier. 1544 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,320 I'm going to go with the random days. 1545 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,320 I'm going to go with the random days. 1546 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,320 I'm going to go with the random days. 1547 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,320 I'm going to go with the random days. 1548 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:03,320 I've got setra worships and if setra worships 1549 01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,320 you, you got to be hot shit. 1550 01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,320 Why is it actually just an Egyptian god? 1551 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:11,320 It is Ra but with a P.T. in front of the name. 1552 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,320 I thought setra didn't serve though. 1553 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,320 It's not servitude. 1554 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:29,320 He gives them worships and they give him power and good flood prints for growing crops. 1555 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,860 nice worship there brother let me just put let me add some respect on your 1556 01:04:32,860 --> 01:04:39,380 floodplains what is this the more great more the more has the more has a theme 1557 01:04:39,380 --> 01:04:54,540 song I don't think I need to say yes the star like pit monster that's what it is 1558 01:04:54,540 --> 01:05:04,360 like a Japanese horror thing about oh yeah it's a it's a Junji it's hard to 1559 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:09,680 tell if it's actually a real god or not but I like to think it is it gives the 1560 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:15,060 ogres magic yeah true there might also just be the vicinity to a giant warp 1561 01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:22,900 stone crater I'd like to think there is there is the war of the mar or whatever 1562 01:05:22,900 --> 01:05:29,380 so yeah I just it's I choose to believe it's the mom give him a steer 1563 01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:40,820 top of a he was a film tea today alright fine top of a top of a please 1564 01:05:40,820 --> 01:05:52,140 okay fair enough this is the familiar goal right my laws no that's that's my 1565 01:05:52,140 --> 01:05:59,460 laws just only laws dead because you're a god of the dead kind of cringe not even 1566 01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:03,860 the god of death who's this that's malaria in an age of sigma Malik a 1567 01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:10,500 malaria well a Rian is a combination of Malik if and his black dragon they've 1568 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:17,020 merged until that ever confirmed that's what I heard too but I don't know either 1569 01:06:17,020 --> 01:06:24,260 which is weird just as it goes I like I don't know anything about his age of 1570 01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:28,300 sigma stuff though well he should stick up there with Tyrion and Teclis surely 1571 01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:33,900 yeah but he's done put him behind them because all he has done is he helps 1572 01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:37,500 sigmar build some arenas for the stormcast and uses it to spy on the 1573 01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:41,580 stormcast and training that is all he has done 1574 01:06:45,580 --> 01:06:49,340 you know what we got the Phoenix we got the Phoenix crown in the end that's the 1575 01:06:49,340 --> 01:06:52,460 only kill all the time 1576 01:06:52,460 --> 01:07:01,260 Phoenix crown baby who's got the Phoenix crown no one back up more squiggles 1577 01:07:01,260 --> 01:07:06,380 thank you no more Camorca are the ma so like how good of a hunger is it really 1578 01:07:06,380 --> 01:07:13,340 what this sounds like my heresy big hunger a L'Oreal L'Oreal she's kind of 1579 01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:22,940 a little bit but she does have a fantasy tomorrow put her above put her above 1580 01:07:22,940 --> 01:07:29,420 malakia she does stuff which one's Malik yes she is the dragon at the top oh yeah 1581 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:35,020 she has a physical presence she helped get rid of the gashes taint did you know 1582 01:07:35,020 --> 01:07:45,180 right so that's our tearless I'm so happy we know about Boingard 1583 01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:49,140 would you have another tearless to go through brothers and this one is gonna 1584 01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:56,380 be quite extensive so you might have to have some some hard choices here and we 1585 01:07:56,380 --> 01:08:03,220 should preface the next one the next one is going to be Dark Souls boss battles 1586 01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:10,340 I believe and I think our criteria is in terms of enjoyment design just like the 1587 01:08:10,340 --> 01:08:17,380 whole general package not I know I say is it still a good fight in the end just 1588 01:08:17,380 --> 01:08:21,500 to let you know I've I've ordered them into games and I've kind of done most of 1589 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:25,100 Dark Souls one in like order of appearance and then I've tried like I 1590 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:28,100 didn't have much time beforehand so I've skimmingly gone through them so they're 1591 01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:33,020 more or less one and three at least but I will also mention I've just been 1592 01:08:33,020 --> 01:08:38,060 playing Dark Souls one on the switch recently and it's fresh I want to I want 1593 01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:42,940 to start on a rant because I'm just at once seen and smiled I hate us awful 1594 01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:49,260 awful I hate them I hate on steam and smile it's rubbish I just I can't agree I 1595 01:08:49,260 --> 01:08:53,940 have nothing I have what played like some of Dark Souls 2 I don't have any 1596 01:08:53,940 --> 01:09:00,980 opinions first of all very good taste second of all Andy what are you on about 1597 01:09:00,980 --> 01:09:05,860 I hate this boss fight it's a good is this the tall guy and the fat guy yes 1598 01:09:05,860 --> 01:09:09,460 they're awesome I haven't even I haven't played it but they look they should go 1599 01:09:09,460 --> 01:09:15,340 hard they look cool but they they are such a pain to fight this is a fight 1600 01:09:15,340 --> 01:09:19,180 that separates the boys from the men I beat him I beat him a few times 1601 01:09:19,180 --> 01:09:22,740 beforehand in playthroughs but whenever I get from there always a chore there 1602 01:09:22,740 --> 01:09:29,580 was a oh no this bit of game just always get good smoke get good also I bang my 1603 01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:34,860 table and now my my fan in my laptop is making a weird noise so whoops anyway 1604 01:09:34,860 --> 01:09:40,380 yeah also is now broke my laptop the design is awesome there's reoccurrences 1605 01:09:40,380 --> 01:09:45,340 of this throughout the entire like trilogy basically is references to it 1606 01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:49,180 you get to wear the armor which are quite a few boss fights you don't it's 1607 01:09:49,180 --> 01:09:52,940 it not only the way you kill at the end if you kill smile first and then you 1608 01:09:52,940 --> 01:09:55,980 kill big ones do you get his armor if you do the other way you get smiles so 1609 01:09:55,980 --> 01:09:59,540 yeah you have to do two playthroughs to get their own it's a it's a fun fight 1610 01:09:59,540 --> 01:10:05,500 particularly the arena is good fun no it's awesome come on if they're below 1611 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:08,540 good I'm leaving war crime 1612 01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:18,700 remember in certain firm scrubs this rare is peppy I've beaten them several times it's just 1613 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:23,100 never fun to beat them because it's stressful and annoying that's fair 1614 01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:27,540 it is over a summon if you're feeling like it yeah even then it's just like 1615 01:10:27,540 --> 01:10:31,580 fighting him yesterday and I got skewered and I was like ah bollocks and 1616 01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:38,700 yeah Colin how should show up as smile and Ornstein whatever his name is for 1617 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:45,420 hammer fest that'd be awesome have you guys seen a orange 1618 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:55,500 Duncstein and slam oh it's the or seen both the space jam 1619 01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:06,420 as bad as that sounds which is remember answer the game several times stop 1620 01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:12,900 we uh we go to the what's the next one I think that's out of order so I think 1621 01:11:12,900 --> 01:11:16,860 it'd be well I've ordered it more or less so it should be asylum demon yes 1622 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:21,420 so it's not one it's average I think that's the most average fight in the 1623 01:11:21,420 --> 01:11:25,740 entire the first the first time you play Dark Souls it's great introduction 1624 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:28,820 because it's like you know you go oh this it's a new game it's gonna ease me 1625 01:11:28,820 --> 01:11:33,500 in and then this fat bastard jumps you and this is this is what I'm in for but 1626 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:37,060 after that it's like he's he's there which you mentioned there's two fights 1627 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:43,580 because you can return to the side even as well there is some a lot of artwork 1628 01:11:43,580 --> 01:11:53,380 that I do not appreciate oh no oh no he's got he's he's got a lot going on in 1629 01:11:53,380 --> 01:12:00,780 the back I'll say that he's got some junk in the trunk has he been boing 1630 01:12:00,780 --> 01:12:04,980 cupboard good friend him and him and smile jumping and doing the butt slam 1631 01:12:04,980 --> 01:12:10,580 together like stop it imagine them jumping in a pool 1632 01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:18,220 right tourist demon give him give him an okay because it's funny when he kills 1633 01:12:18,220 --> 01:12:23,260 himself it jumps off the metal arena yeah you kind of still knew at the game at that 1634 01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:28,540 point so yeah it's easy on very easy on consecutive runs but it's still a good 1635 01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:33,100 sort of test me the arena is small and it's narrow so you're forced to it 1636 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:38,820 teaches you actually like to be brave so it's good one battle go I will you got 1637 01:12:38,820 --> 01:12:45,980 to fight guys so many times during the whole entire franchise yeah I don't know 1638 01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:54,020 what mmm the boss fight itself is oh is fine yeah she's I'll leave it in the 1639 01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:58,020 bottom of average I think because the fact the gimmick is like oh there's more 1640 01:12:58,020 --> 01:13:04,860 than one of them capra demon is awful I hate it yeah that was painful I mean 1641 01:13:04,860 --> 01:13:08,460 it's not it's not a difficult fight it's just more of it's annoying that he's not 1642 01:13:08,460 --> 01:13:11,900 even like an actual boss because there's more Capra demons later on and he has 1643 01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:15,420 two dogs with him to help it's like you know really boss fight are you're reading 1644 01:13:15,420 --> 01:13:19,780 this he's perfectly fine it's just you have two square feet to fight him and he 1645 01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:22,820 has two dogs that's why you run up the stairs first on the left you kill the 1646 01:13:22,820 --> 01:13:26,460 dogs and then you just have him and you're fine yeah but the first time you 1647 01:13:26,460 --> 01:13:28,940 play Dark Souls you're not thinking all right run up the arena I'll tech them 1648 01:13:28,940 --> 01:13:35,140 I'll wait to make him fall get the dogs yeah yeah yeah but like other bosses make 1649 01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:38,420 it up by being like cool and spectacle it's like fighting the Taurus demon if 1650 01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:41,620 you don't want to see the ladders behind you it's the arena the arena is actually 1651 01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:47,260 like the problem with it because it is basically clip you it's not that bad it 1652 01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:53,300 is you're so the fight quite weak you were saying or seen in small is the 1653 01:13:53,300 --> 01:14:00,260 gatekeeper no like oh there's some little dogs nipping at my heels one hit the 1654 01:14:00,260 --> 01:14:04,620 dead that's not too bad if you're playing anything but a like a melee 1655 01:14:04,620 --> 01:14:13,340 build it's it's go to hell it's fucking dragon it's initially design I think 1656 01:14:13,340 --> 01:14:16,900 it's like yeah I think okay yeah maybe better than the tourist even slightly 1657 01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:24,100 good good because you can summon so lair oh yeah and they'll also the run up to 1658 01:14:24,100 --> 01:14:28,060 that fight through the sewer tunnels as I mean puffing the slimes dropping on 1659 01:14:28,060 --> 01:14:32,780 you which are very annoying I know but it's actually a good fight and the 1660 01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:36,500 mechanic of that little was that weak spot it has like the little crocodile 1661 01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:41,920 it's its head it's just so small that it's designed school as well it's 1662 01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:46,620 literally like a dragon that's been opened up in its ribcages the teeth so 1663 01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:51,940 yeah question is that's how it was born or is it mutated mutated because it has 1664 01:14:51,940 --> 01:14:54,940 that weird thing with the face that makes it makes you think oh is actually 1665 01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:59,340 like a thing where it's adapted to be like and then you get too close and goes 1666 01:14:59,340 --> 01:15:04,180 nom you're like angler fish sort of yeah it's got a little it's like a little 1667 01:15:04,180 --> 01:15:14,900 stupid face is like yes scary chaos which kui lag okay I think it's okay it's 1668 01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:19,500 fun but you know it's I feel the first couple times you fighter it's like kind 1669 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:22,460 of annoying her lava attack and then after that you get to it it's not 1670 01:15:22,460 --> 01:15:28,300 anything too special yeah it's not strong opinions on it though really 1671 01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:34,180 moonlight but I was awfully bad yeah it's awful terrible it looks pretty I 1672 01:15:34,180 --> 01:15:39,260 looked up a picture it's very pretty and and then you stab it and that's it the 1673 01:15:39,260 --> 01:15:44,160 the presentation of the fight is great the fight itself is very dry all you do 1674 01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:50,460 is you stand in like a sort of narrow sort of open like corridor area yeah 1675 01:15:50,460 --> 01:15:54,300 little ledge thing and it basically just throws it like magic attacks and you 1676 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:58,220 just stand there and just dodge and then period it was run up to the the 1677 01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:02,700 ledge so you so you can attack it right it has no reason to be doing that other 1678 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:09,620 than it means you to attack it say okay yeah oh that's a pain iron golem is top 1679 01:16:09,620 --> 01:16:14,360 top and cheerless because you summon you summon target oh yeah to be fair 1680 01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:18,220 have you seen that you guys seen that video where it's like it's the two guys 1681 01:16:18,220 --> 01:16:21,100 playing Dark Souls and he's just like just wait and they summon Tarkus and 1682 01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:26,120 they just start chanting his name he breaks its poison just falls off that 1683 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:31,660 video is awesome also as it spawns in you can do a heavy attack on its ankle 1684 01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:35,840 and it will basically stun lock it and it can fall off the arena yeah this is 1685 01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:43,020 great it's pretty fun I've seen some funny edits of great wolf sif honestly 1686 01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:47,580 no this one is tragic it's not I want to say it's a good fight but it's just 1687 01:16:47,580 --> 01:16:52,820 heartbreaking cuz yeah you don't really want to kill this wolf it's so sad I do 1688 01:16:52,820 --> 01:16:58,980 if you do the DLC first if recognizes you and it's yeah horrible and it sucks 1689 01:16:58,980 --> 01:17:06,340 but then it's okay because and then sif teleported away and when you hurt and 1690 01:17:06,340 --> 01:17:10,180 it's quite funny she teleports away you don't kill sif she just teleports away 1691 01:17:10,180 --> 01:17:23,340 I've had a few people that got stuck on this one randomly but it's also the one where it 1692 01:17:23,340 --> 01:17:29,020 dies so easily yeah I mean I've just done like when I saw my playthrough I 1693 01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:34,640 killed him I got the giant dad mask yes and Pinwheel Pinwheel teaches you that 1694 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:37,180 sometimes you got to be aggressive because the only way you can really lose 1695 01:17:37,180 --> 01:17:40,260 to Pinwheel is if you let him summon his like clone things yeah and they 1696 01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:43,860 overwhelm you but he's a pushover otherwise yeah his laws kind of 1697 01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:47,700 interesting because he has like three masks on its body and then supposedly it 1698 01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:52,260 was like one there's like a father a child and a mother and they get fused 1699 01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:58,140 into one twisted thing and yeah Dark Souls lore is crazy 1700 01:17:58,140 --> 01:18:18,260 it's pretty good though it's pretty good I'm just gonna talk and then we can move 1701 01:18:18,260 --> 01:18:24,660 on you've intrigued me now why is he good is not is not good party she can go 1702 01:18:24,660 --> 01:18:30,940 invisible at times she's like a reaper's side she's not even a robot 1703 01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:36,860 she's just there like please leave 15 foot tall white white lady that's I'm 1704 01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:41,580 done yeah you don't really need to say more she's just like a little pale 1705 01:18:41,580 --> 01:18:50,260 giant woman yeah I gotta talk about her being barefoot there it is there's 1706 01:18:50,260 --> 01:18:54,340 someone would I'm gonna steal a joke from another community I saw where he 1707 01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:59,660 said that person is so white he got off with a warning 1708 01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:10,060 yeah swing of getting off with a warning dark son Gwendolyn this one is actually 1709 01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:14,020 you just basically chase and hide behind yeah yeah I don't like that fine as a 1710 01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:21,220 most interesting oh sorry no you I'd cut you off I think he has a he she has an 1711 01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:26,140 interesting design but then it was it's not clear in the wind so I'm meant to 1712 01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:30,340 be it's Gwyn son he raised as a daughter yeah so it's meant to be like 1713 01:19:30,340 --> 01:19:39,980 ambiguous so I'm just saying why yeah okay sorry what when Lynn's annoying 1714 01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:43,540 because mate tricked me tricked me my first playthrough and I thought that 1715 01:19:43,540 --> 01:19:47,980 Gwendolyn was real and I was like oh no those mummy milkers are fake 1716 01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:53,180 no yeah I'm a fish can we please put in bad though because it's not an 1717 01:19:53,180 --> 01:19:58,740 enjoyable fight it's just a basic a dash I find a corridor yeah and lies see 1718 01:19:58,740 --> 01:20:02,340 speaking of lies ceaseless discharge there was very little 1719 01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:10,460 the best thing about that boss is its name yeah you don't even have to fight 1720 01:20:10,460 --> 01:20:15,300 this you don't want to yeah it's just a guy this is actually just is like a 1721 01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:21,140 giant humanoid lava beast thing and essentially as chaos magic that when 1722 01:20:21,140 --> 01:20:26,940 awry in him and he's a monster the fight is basically he does just slam down his 1723 01:20:26,940 --> 01:20:31,660 like arm and use some fiery stuff it's again it's a bad fight it's not only 1724 01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:34,980 attack you if either you attack him while you loot his sister's corpse or 1725 01:20:34,980 --> 01:20:38,140 something like that yeah 1726 01:20:38,140 --> 01:20:42,740 play something that could get someone going though I don't even remember this 1727 01:20:42,740 --> 01:20:46,860 fight this is basically the stray demon but they gave him five firing oh yeah 1728 01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:53,220 it's the same fight centerpiece demon demon yeah this is forgettable isn't it 1729 01:20:53,220 --> 01:20:57,620 it's so forget its design is pretty cool which makes it all the more impressive 1730 01:20:57,620 --> 01:21:02,500 that you forget it exists hate it especially if you haven't like sorted 1731 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:07,100 out the lava and it's already really narrowed out the lava and then you 1732 01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:11,620 basically the bed of chaos is oh even worse it's horrible it's the worst 1733 01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:14,140 fight in dark souls history yeah for those who are listening you don't know 1734 01:21:14,140 --> 01:21:18,260 it's just a mechanic where you basically is it is it again like an environmental 1735 01:21:18,260 --> 01:21:25,100 dodging boss fight you run over whack a few vines and then eventually you get 1736 01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:28,700 this like seed thing and then you basically give it one hit and it dies I 1737 01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:32,100 think there's also like a bit we can jump over the gap if you're quick and 1738 01:21:32,100 --> 01:21:35,060 you can just go straight to it just go and it went once you know that it's not 1739 01:21:35,060 --> 01:21:38,260 so bad but it's like it's still just a waste of my time why did you put this 1740 01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:42,460 here it's rather it's been like a very important lore wise boss battle and it 1741 01:21:42,460 --> 01:21:47,460 just ends up being it awful it's the source of all demons and as a fight at 1742 01:21:47,460 --> 01:21:52,820 best it's boring at worst it's just miserable yeah and I'll drag in death 1743 01:21:52,820 --> 01:21:58,700 I never actually fought Calamity this one is so tough this is the end of the dark 1744 01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:04,380 souls 1 DLC hmm and it's like a dragon that's been corrupted by the dark this 1745 01:22:04,380 --> 01:22:09,420 one is so tough but I still have only killed it like once the fight is 1746 01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:12,460 interesting though because you can but there are some good mechanics in it 1747 01:22:12,460 --> 01:22:18,820 environments decent designs good I just put it in bottom of why is Priscilla 1748 01:22:18,820 --> 01:22:27,720 in good get priscilla that's horrific dragon Calamity can get into I think 1749 01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:32,540 below Ornstein and smough but above the gaping dragon right okay it's a tough 1750 01:22:32,540 --> 01:22:39,860 fight it's a really tough fight why for King's DPS check yeah just smack him in 1751 01:22:39,860 --> 01:22:43,140 the face until they die who cares it's for them it's hard if you're doing a 1752 01:22:43,140 --> 01:22:47,380 Dark Souls challenge run otherwise it's yeah this design is cool though to you 1753 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:52,340 fair the design is very cool so what if bring me the horizon was a boss fight 1754 01:22:52,340 --> 01:22:56,940 like cool right see if the scaleless is a dragon fight that's basically not a 1755 01:22:56,940 --> 01:23:01,620 dragon fight hate him especially that first time you have to like die you know 1756 01:23:01,620 --> 01:23:08,460 this is yeah that's bullshit it's kind of annoying I think funny if like people 1757 01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:11,620 who like no death runs in dark so it's actually not possible because of the 1758 01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:16,940 death there so I think there is like a weird exploit but I think it's more so I 1759 01:23:16,940 --> 01:23:21,700 do you think yeah I do think it's slightly above dark I think in bad but 1760 01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:25,860 in bad but under the Capra demon because the Capra demon is somewhat like a 1761 01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:31,580 challenge where it's seen the scales is more of a just hit the tuning fork one 1762 01:23:31,580 --> 01:23:35,980 once and then yeah and then whale on him grave Lord Nito I think he's pretty 1763 01:23:35,980 --> 01:23:41,660 Nito his design is really cool he's basically just yeah a giant undead like 1764 01:23:41,660 --> 01:23:46,620 I said I'm dead I mean so he was like a giant who then got turned into like an 1765 01:23:46,620 --> 01:23:50,260 undead you know the Oogie Boogie man from nightmare but just just skeletal 1766 01:23:50,260 --> 01:23:54,660 version of him just big and bloated made of Skeletor the fight though the arena 1767 01:23:54,660 --> 01:24:02,820 is kind of boring I mean it's a crypt I think it's top of okay though top of okay 1768 01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:11,980 because it's a bit of a hard line to put Priscilla both him we have real 1769 01:24:11,980 --> 01:24:17,420 mister a storyteller in our chat hello gaming storyteller 1770 01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:26,940 Gwynne, parry this you filthy casual Gwynne. He's good. I had to put it in legendary. 1771 01:24:26,940 --> 01:24:34,340 Plin Plon plan. Plin Plon plan. At least awesome I understand he's got the funny 1772 01:24:34,340 --> 01:24:37,940 parries it's like oh well there goes a quarter of his health off the bat yeah 1773 01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:44,700 but dude plin plin plon yeah plin plin plon. Okay gonna pin that one. That song is good though. 1774 01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:50,140 And then when it comes in in Dark Souls 3 you just have a cry. We'll be coming back to that. 1775 01:24:50,140 --> 01:24:57,100 Sanctuary Guardian which one's this? This thing is in the bottom of Orfall I'm ashamed to admit 1776 01:24:57,100 --> 01:25:03,860 this but as someone who's played every single Dark Souls Bloodborne you name it the most I've 1777 01:25:03,860 --> 01:25:09,260 ever died to a boss was the Sanctuary Guardian. Trying to place it which one is this? Because I 1778 01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:15,060 had a Halberd build and I still I think it was something like 40 times and I'm embarrassed 1779 01:25:15,060 --> 01:25:22,860 about it. It's like you know what is it based off of that? It's like a Greek monster it's based off 1780 01:25:22,860 --> 01:25:30,660 of Chimera. Mantacore Chimera one of those things based off that I don't it's it's not it is not 1781 01:25:30,660 --> 01:25:35,540 worse than the Bed of Chaos at least it's an actual fight. Yeah far enough but honestly there's 1782 01:25:35,540 --> 01:25:40,580 some proper bias on my side here because. Oh I don't blame you when we get to Dark Souls 3 you're 1783 01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:48,500 gonna see bias. Artorias is an SSS tier whatever. No no. Yes it is an awesome fight. He's an awesome. 1784 01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:53,220 Yeah. Above more than his age of yeah. The reason why I hate him so much is because you know the 1785 01:25:53,220 --> 01:25:57,620 thing where he he does it like a front flip and then slams a sword on the ground the amount of 1786 01:25:57,620 --> 01:26:03,420 times he does that is just how many he feels like. So it's like oh he's gonna do two all right I can 1787 01:26:03,420 --> 01:26:07,620 handle two quick little run quick little dodge except now he's doing six and I have no stamina 1788 01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:13,740 because I plan for the attacks to be actual makes sense and he just decided he's trying out for the 1789 01:26:13,740 --> 01:26:19,980 Olympics and he's gonna front flip until I explode. I have no stamina and I must roll. Yeah but the fact is you can also get I mean from 1790 01:26:19,980 --> 01:26:25,340 that fight you can have a sword and then you do that exact move yourself so don't. But only if you have it in the left hand. 1791 01:26:25,340 --> 01:26:30,540 He's so cool I love him his lore is great that boss fight made me want to tear my hair out. 1792 01:26:30,540 --> 01:26:41,820 It's been most because of that fucking flip on this fucking flip. Manus. This one is tough. Man that will get me trouble. 1793 01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:52,620 It's kind of this I put it above draw above the dragon calamite because right the design of him 1794 01:26:52,620 --> 01:26:58,780 is kind of wacky and cool. The boss design has like environmental stuff but it's mostly like you're 1795 01:26:58,780 --> 01:27:09,100 battering this like horrifically fast thing. It is fun but again it's so tough. I still have like nightmares about that. 1796 01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:14,780 How many times that took me? Not as much the sanctuary garden. So we're on Dark Souls 2. 1797 01:27:15,340 --> 01:27:26,140 So last giant. He's just there. You can't just wail on him while he's there. 1798 01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:32,700 I appreciate him being there. Yeah. No but I put that one bad. Yeah that was the worst one. 1799 01:27:33,260 --> 01:27:39,820 That one's remember when it was two how about six. Yeah oh the pursuer this guy gave me so much 1800 01:27:39,820 --> 01:27:46,780 trouble. Dude give him awesome. Okay give him an awesome at least. I'm gonna vote for Ornstein in smough because at least he's fairer than that. 1801 01:27:46,780 --> 01:27:51,340 He looks cool. I can't give him more than Ornstein in smough. Why not he's way better. 1802 01:27:51,340 --> 01:27:57,500 Or you have to put Ornstein in smough in awesome. No I'm not. You have to. No I'm not. I hate them. 1803 01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:04,540 Have you guys seen Happy Souls? If you haven't watched Happy Souls, watch your yearly Happy Souls video. The pursuer bit is so funny in that. 1804 01:28:04,540 --> 01:28:09,660 And I like how you can fight him and if you if you fight him early and you damage him enough and he runs away you get stuff. 1805 01:28:09,660 --> 01:28:14,620 It's like oh that's like a cool thing that's why he's called the pursuer because you fight him again and again. 1806 01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:22,540 Too easy for you. These are out of order I'm afraid. Front watcher and defender. These are the ones just before the last boss. 1807 01:28:22,540 --> 01:28:27,900 That's like the second to last. Which one's that one for? It's like the two guys before you kill the last boss. 1808 01:28:28,780 --> 01:28:35,180 In the same room. Oh yeah. These guys look pretty generic. Yeah yeah. 1809 01:28:36,300 --> 01:28:39,660 They're okay. They're the most okay of the average. 1810 01:28:39,660 --> 01:28:49,500 Yeah. The rotten. It's okay. Is this the guy who's. Oh no this is the one that's in the. He's a pile of bodies. 1811 01:28:49,500 --> 01:28:57,500 Yeah he's the reborn soul of Nido. He's like you know those canned sausages like hot dogs. 1812 01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:02,460 It's like what if you put all of them into a big pile. I don't think the fight's the fight's not that exciting though I'll be honest. 1813 01:29:02,460 --> 01:29:06,860 No he's just got a cleaver. I think. I know a lot of people farm him because he's a really easy boss. 1814 01:29:06,860 --> 01:29:11,580 Top of average. I like his fight because it's you can use him as part of Lucadil's quest line. 1815 01:29:11,580 --> 01:29:18,380 That is a really sad really good quest line. Makes me sad man. The duke's dear Freya. 1816 01:29:18,380 --> 01:29:26,620 I kind of remember this one. It's a big spider with two heads. Yeah. And there's 500 mini spiders that constantly spawn. 1817 01:29:26,620 --> 01:29:35,420 Oh now I do. It's not fun. At best it's on fun at wars. There's one out of pocket but where's the big fucking rat? 1818 01:29:35,420 --> 01:29:42,060 Where's the rat? Oh dude it's coming. Royal rat authority. Is this a big rab? 1819 01:29:42,060 --> 01:29:52,620 It's Sith at worst. Nah put him next to Sith for the memes. No he's just I hate that fight. He's just a rat. 1820 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:59,260 Oh smelter demon. That one's tough. Bottom of awesome I would say. 1821 01:29:59,260 --> 01:30:08,860 What makes it so tough is the movement in Dark Souls 2 doesn't quite help. Skeleton Lords. 1822 01:30:08,860 --> 01:30:17,020 I would say they're okay. They're not the most inspired and not the most fun but I don't have a I've never had an unfun time fighting the skeleton lords. 1823 01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:27,020 They're just there. It's the three skeletons. Legendary. He is a blood-borne boss who got lost and wandered into Dark Souls 2. 1824 01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:33,980 And look at that size of a walk of tongue. And if you manage to kill him without taking any damage he does a sepulchre isn't he? 1825 01:30:33,980 --> 01:30:39,260 Oh yeah that boss fight is so cool. Hard as hell but cool. 1826 01:30:39,260 --> 01:30:45,500 Reminds me of Infinity Blade. Is that a terrible thing to say? The mobile game Infinity Blade? 1827 01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:52,460 Well Infinity Blade went hard so no. This is the slumbering dragon. This is the one that has like poison gas leaking out of it. 1828 01:30:52,460 --> 01:30:58,780 I don't even remember this fight. This is inside the Mourner DLC. That's how mediocre it is. 1829 01:30:58,780 --> 01:31:08,300 Awful. This one's in the... Scoop your lady. Good? Good? Why? Why? What answer do you think I'm doing here? 1830 01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:13,980 I'm hoping that one because... We need Tearless or Colin's downgrad. 1831 01:31:13,980 --> 01:31:20,540 No just a line in here. I wouldn't even put her in average. Bottom of average if she's gonna be in average. 1832 01:31:20,540 --> 01:31:28,220 Yeah. Ruinous sentinels. Average. It's not memorable really this one. 1833 01:31:28,220 --> 01:31:34,540 It's the first time you do it's a solid fight after that it's just kind of in the way. 1834 01:31:34,540 --> 01:31:43,820 Royal Red Vanguard. I love Skaven. I love Skaven. It's not Skaven. It's not. 500 rats. It's just rats. 1835 01:31:43,820 --> 01:31:49,420 It's a bad fight. Put him in bad. Put him in bad at least. It's funny. Because you feel bad for him. 1836 01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:56,300 Yeah. It's funny. He's not above Seath the Scaleless or Gwyn or Falkin. I can't. And he's just Red. 1837 01:31:56,300 --> 01:32:05,020 Royal Red Vanguard. Someone I see the rest of you aren't rat maxing. If this is above four kings I'm gonna lose it. 1838 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:13,980 That is so goofy. Come on 50 rats. Disrespect to Gloingbog or whatever his name is. Is he part of this? 1839 01:32:13,980 --> 01:32:20,380 Boingob. How dare you. Disrespect to Gloingob with that statement. I knew Lord and Savior Boingob. 1840 01:32:20,380 --> 01:32:27,500 This next thing kind of looks like a squig. Covetous Demon. It's bad. It's just a big slug. 1841 01:32:28,940 --> 01:32:33,180 Put him at top of bad because he's just big and fat and unfun to fight. But he's just jabbing the 1842 01:32:33,180 --> 01:32:38,940 heart in Dark Souls like Serenade. He's funny to look at. Paralympic. Oh this is the worst awful. 1843 01:32:38,940 --> 01:32:48,380 Put him top of awful because it's not an it's uncreative it's not a fun fight but it's not hard. 1844 01:32:48,380 --> 01:32:52,940 Yeah it's boring more than bad. It's not insulting. It just takes up your time. 1845 01:32:52,940 --> 01:32:59,580 Old Iron King. This is meant to be Gwyn apparently. Yeah. Reborn. It's not an awesome fight unfortunately. 1846 01:32:59,580 --> 01:33:05,660 I think it's good. It's good. Bottom of good yeah. It's just a big. It's cool as a spectacle but as a 1847 01:33:05,660 --> 01:33:09,660 fight it's kind of. Oh I mean it's like one of those things where it's just a big thing with clubbing 1848 01:33:09,660 --> 01:33:15,100 hands. Old Dragon Slayer. This is just this is all this is all Ornstein but he doesn't have. There's 1849 01:33:15,100 --> 01:33:20,460 no smoke. Yeah. That's why this is this is why I don't like Ornstein's smile. On the road it's not a 1850 01:33:20,460 --> 01:33:24,220 problem. It's when there's two of them it's bullshit. I think you put it bad on this one because it's 1851 01:33:24,220 --> 01:33:29,020 actually the fact that it's missing. He's really early on as well isn't he. Yeah so he's kind of 1852 01:33:29,020 --> 01:33:35,340 weak. The worst thing about that boss fight is the Drake you have to get past. Yeah. Oh yeah. 1853 01:33:35,340 --> 01:33:39,740 Once you get there it's like. It's a sniper mouth with the early crossbow like a bow sorry. 1854 01:33:39,740 --> 01:33:46,140 Oh Nashandra the final boss of the base game. Okay okay I've seen pictures of this right now. 1855 01:33:47,340 --> 01:33:52,700 Don't say that Colin. You would not. Have you gone for a filth in the discord or something. 1856 01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:57,180 What's going on here. Nashandra's an okay fight but then it comes immediately after. 1857 01:33:58,060 --> 01:34:02,460 The other ones yeah. So it's. Put them there. Better than those two but. I don't think people 1858 01:34:02,460 --> 01:34:09,020 were like that excited about. She's supposedly like a corrupted piece of. Manus or whatever. 1859 01:34:09,020 --> 01:34:20,300 Yeah yeah whatever. Mitha's just. Medusa. Oh yeah this one. Average. Yeah. Lod and Zarlan 1860 01:34:20,300 --> 01:34:26,940 the king's pets. I currently have this one. Oh these the wolves. The ice wolves. Oh yeah. 1861 01:34:28,300 --> 01:34:31,580 Oh this one actually no. Put this in awful because this one's actually like they just keep 1862 01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:38,860 disappearing on you and it's so. Yeah. Lost Sinner. Okay. Yeah okay. It's a decent fight. 1863 01:34:38,860 --> 01:34:45,260 It's unfortunately. Which one's it meant to be. That's supposed to be the witch of Izalith. 1864 01:34:45,980 --> 01:34:50,860 Yeah I mean. It's meant to be like a worse iteration of another fight but it's not worse than the 1865 01:34:50,860 --> 01:34:55,420 chaos bed one. It's impossible to be almost impossible to be worse than better chaos. 1866 01:34:55,420 --> 01:35:00,780 Yeah. That almost is coming back. Oh look at the glass. We put him in legendary. I love him. That 1867 01:35:00,780 --> 01:35:06,380 one is so cool. I love how there was a gaming convention before the release and they were like 1868 01:35:06,380 --> 01:35:10,300 if you can beat the looking glass knight you win like a t-shirt or something and like no one could 1869 01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:14,620 beat it. Oh poor guy. And you can summon in other players and it's a bit of a dick but still. 1870 01:35:15,660 --> 01:35:20,380 I know that's such like a in some ways it's a crutch but it's so cool knowing that if 1871 01:35:20,940 --> 01:35:24,620 someone else is part of that that can just be another player who's like hey nice boss 1872 01:35:24,620 --> 01:35:29,180 fight. I'm gonna ruin it. Like it's just so fun. He literally has a mirror shield that he can 1873 01:35:29,180 --> 01:35:37,020 reflect and sort of shoot things and it's pretty cool. Guardian dragon. Oh is this. 1874 01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:41,100 It's a dragon. It's the one on the. It's the one on the cage. Yeah. 1875 01:35:41,100 --> 01:35:46,380 The cage. Yeah. I don't know. It's actually okay. It's better than skeleton lords. 1876 01:35:47,180 --> 01:35:53,740 I would put that one in average. No it's better than Priscilla. It's better than Priscilla. 1877 01:35:53,740 --> 01:35:58,220 The only the reason I say average is because in my experience 80 percent of the time he's not on 1878 01:35:58,220 --> 01:36:04,220 the ground. He's just shooting fire at you. It's not hard to dodge. It's just like I can't hit you. 1879 01:36:04,220 --> 01:36:11,340 You won't come down. Which to be fair if I was a dragon I wouldn't come down either. I just breathe 1880 01:36:11,340 --> 01:36:16,540 fire. But it's annoying. It's like I'll just shoot you. I don't blame you for it but it's not fun. 1881 01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:22,620 Flexile sentry. This is a weird looking member this. Isn't this in the flyers. Like Siamese twins. 1882 01:36:22,620 --> 01:36:27,420 It's yeah it's too like they have the same pair of legs but it's two bodies. Yeah. 1883 01:36:28,060 --> 01:36:33,900 It's average. Yeah. The only thing cool about it is in the boss fight arena it's slowly filling 1884 01:36:33,900 --> 01:36:39,340 up with water. Yeah so the longer you take the slower you get. Yeah which is neat because it's 1885 01:36:39,340 --> 01:36:45,580 like an actual time pressure. It's not as good as the rest of those in the game. Bayblade boss. 1886 01:36:45,580 --> 01:36:52,220 That's funny. These ones are funny. These ones are funny. Give that one awesome. 1887 01:36:52,220 --> 01:36:58,540 This is so funny. Eli for reference this one's just it's a um just a circle arena. The arena is 1888 01:36:58,540 --> 01:37:02,860 like a loop and basically there's just chariots running and essentially you have to run to the 1889 01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:09,020 point where you can basically trip it up and then smack it. But you get run over so much. 1890 01:37:10,140 --> 01:37:14,380 There's not enough room man. You're gonna have to find another hole. I don't have time to find it. 1891 01:37:14,380 --> 01:37:19,100 Honestly it's just a dodge. It's a dodge game that one. It's funny though the first time you do it. 1892 01:37:19,820 --> 01:37:23,660 Dark Souls 2 haters when happy souls is the best thing to ever come out of Dark Souls. 1893 01:37:25,180 --> 01:37:33,900 Yeah um Dragon Rider. Which one's the average? It's a talisman kick. He's the one that can 1894 01:37:33,900 --> 01:37:38,700 kill himself if you run in a very specific pattern. He just near the beginning. He falls off the arena. 1895 01:37:38,700 --> 01:37:45,900 Yeah the big chunky guy who's next to uh Ornstein uh 2.0. Otherwise he's just a dragon. 1896 01:37:45,900 --> 01:37:51,260 Pretty rubbish. Otherwise he's just he's there. He's not unpleasant. Oh Demon of Song. This ugly looking 1897 01:37:51,260 --> 01:37:57,900 dude. That thing put it put it in great. No it's awful. It's rubbish. It's ugly to look at but it's 1898 01:37:57,900 --> 01:38:05,180 so funny. It's really easy to fight and it's boring. That's so weird. Bad for his design at least. Like that design is like. 1899 01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:10,220 It like shots his face away. It's crazy. Like Nergal demons wish they could be that. 1900 01:38:10,220 --> 01:38:14,060 Yeah it's just annoying that whenever it closes its actual mouth you can't fight it. 1901 01:38:16,220 --> 01:38:20,140 And you need to put the effort in just to get to that fight. Like it's the end of a 1902 01:38:20,140 --> 01:38:25,340 long quest. Yeah. Oh and good put it in good. Sure. Come on. Come on. 1903 01:38:25,340 --> 01:38:28,540 Above old iron king because old iron king is just Bowser's castle. 1904 01:38:28,540 --> 01:38:35,340 Uh what's that? Serravagan grave robber. I can't even remember this one. 1905 01:38:38,140 --> 01:38:41,580 If I can't remember it it's probably not that important. Isn't just an NPC. 1906 01:38:43,580 --> 01:38:47,180 Like a Dark Souls. Like player characters. Yeah like a player character boss. 1907 01:38:48,540 --> 01:38:52,940 Oh no they're uh they're the gang squad and part of the Darklurker like quest line. 1908 01:38:52,940 --> 01:38:56,460 Yeah they're just annoying because they gang up on you. Well I guess they're basically dark. 1909 01:38:56,460 --> 01:39:03,740 It's a game of big bones. Yeah. Oh no that's Hevel's set. Well yeah. Twin dragon riders. 1910 01:39:04,780 --> 01:39:08,540 Right next to the dragon. Yeah it's this guy and a friend. Now there's two of them. 1911 01:39:09,420 --> 01:39:13,660 Oh I do remember those but that one's inside isn't it? Yeah and you have to knock the archer 1912 01:39:13,660 --> 01:39:18,060 off his back. This is a bad fight because it's honestly the amount of health this thing has. 1913 01:39:18,060 --> 01:39:23,660 It's just a dragon that sits there. Giant lord. I like the giant lord. I like that one. He's cool. 1914 01:39:23,660 --> 01:39:28,620 He looks like Ringwraith kind of. Yeah it's the last giant and that's why he gets so mad when you 1915 01:39:28,620 --> 01:39:33,820 see him. And the rampart you fight him on is cool and you can like farm him for loads of souls. I 1916 01:39:33,820 --> 01:39:39,500 used to farm this boss ages. And his quest is part of the Moonlight Greatsword. Yeah exactly. 1917 01:39:41,020 --> 01:39:45,500 Velstuk. I think he's cool. He's got a big hammer. This guy's pretty uh. I'd say he's good. 1918 01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:51,420 Pretty good. He has a big hammer. He's gold. He's got a big bell shaped helmet. No he's just before 1919 01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:55,580 the. Before Vendrick. Yeah he's guarding him. Yeah before the stuff. His design's pretty cool. 1920 01:39:56,300 --> 01:40:01,420 I should have said this much earlier but if uh with Sir Alone if you put on any song from Metal 1921 01:40:01,420 --> 01:40:06,220 Gear Rising the fight is just perfect. Yeah now the Vendrick. The Vendrick's an interesting 1922 01:40:06,220 --> 01:40:10,940 character but his fight is bad. It's just an old guy dragging a sword around. And you can't hurt 1923 01:40:10,940 --> 01:40:16,860 him unless you have done it. The souls of the the the giants. Yeah you can hurt him it's just like 1924 01:40:16,860 --> 01:40:22,300 he has five million percent damage reduction. Yeah exactly and he won't attack you because he's like you're not even scratching me. 1925 01:40:22,300 --> 01:40:36,220 The next team. The next team. These things are so tough. Love him. You want bias? Fuck the fume knight. I hate him. He's awful. I go in the arena and I get sodomized. Yeah I know but he is really cool and it's a good kind of sodomized I think. 1926 01:40:36,220 --> 01:40:42,860 It's like yeah I hate him to fight but also respect. Put him in awesome. He cannot be on the same tier as Sir Alone. 1927 01:40:42,860 --> 01:40:54,540 That's fine. He's above quit. Calm down. Burn Iverkin. He's kind of cool because if you play it well enough you can actually gap some allies. 1928 01:40:54,540 --> 01:41:07,260 Yeah love. I think that's how you're supposed to do it because there's like he has a bunch of lieutenants. He's the biggest Chad in Dark Souls. Why? The power of his love made a shard of the pure abyss be a good person. 1929 01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:19,820 He saved her from being inherently evil. He saw that the demons were encroaching in his land. He's like alright I'm going in. I'm going to sacrifice myself. I built this great kingdom. I'm charging in head first and I'm shutting the door behind me. 1930 01:41:19,820 --> 01:41:30,460 I'm going to do all the blind forever because of how awesome he was. You kill him because he's been trapped in demon land forever. So he kind of went a bit nuts. 1931 01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:43,580 Alana. Hate Alana. Rubbish. Okay. Mid. Al dia. The scholar of the first sin. It's not a great fight. It's an average fight. He's just a blonde one. 1932 01:41:43,580 --> 01:41:52,940 Put him at the top of average because the first time you go to light a bonfire and that bastard jumps out is horrifying. Because you're like oh my god what is happening. 1933 01:41:52,940 --> 01:42:08,380 I do love his lore because he's. He's the brother of Vendrick isn't he? Or the uncle of Vendrick. Yeah he's Vendrick's brother and he's trying to find a way out of the cycle of light and dark which I think is very cool and I wish Dark Souls 3 expanded on that and not just one. Hey guys wasn't Dark Souls 1 fun. 1934 01:42:08,380 --> 01:42:21,660 It's just a shame he looks like a prolapse. Diaz who's lost one. Arva the king's pet. Don't really like Arva it's just a dog. I hate that one. It's sad. It's sad because you know. It's not an average. I think it's lower average. 1935 01:42:21,660 --> 01:42:35,580 It's just a big beast. It's like a big wolf or a big dog or a big cat. It's just the same thing with a reskin. Who cares. Put it above the dragon riders but behind Executors Chariot because Executors Chariot is really funny. 1936 01:42:35,580 --> 01:42:45,660 Like the Executors Chariot is a bad fight. There's not even really a fight. It's still funny just because of the amount of people who get run over. Alright almost there. Dark Souls 3. 1937 01:42:45,660 --> 01:43:04,540 It's a fun starting fight for your first your first boss battle in like the first five minutes and it's actually quite decent. Oh yeah. It's a yeah. You do it twice as well don't you. Yeah. Well you say that's a different Gundyr. 1938 01:43:04,540 --> 01:43:20,540 Champion Gundyr is a whole different beast. That guy's good fight. Better. I want to say like. No I wouldn't put him that high. Yeah. He's got like a nice move set and he's nimble. 1939 01:43:20,540 --> 01:43:38,540 Vort of the Boreal Valley. Big chunky turtle man. Oh this guy who if you. He's average. I think he's average. Top of average I'd say. Top of average or bottom of okay. His theme song is awesome. Yeah. 1940 01:43:38,540 --> 01:43:52,540 This is a crawling fat night essentially. Yeah. To be fair when he goes when he hits second phase and he goes nuts he gets fast he starts tearing across the arena. Big Mace. Half Light is that. Half Light Spear of the Church. 1941 01:43:52,540 --> 01:44:10,540 I think that's like the looking nasty or looking glass night but less. Yeah. That's intimidating. Yeah. Yeah. Rubbish. Sister Frieda. Oh. All right. Annoying as hell. But good in a good way. It is a legendary. I legendary fight. Yeah. Horrible. But it is legendary. 1942 01:44:10,540 --> 01:44:25,540 I would put her top of good because the first phase after enough tries is just time wasting. She has three phases and not even from a difficulty standpoint from a wasting my time standpoint I feel like that's just too many. But this is better than the first phase gets old. 1943 01:44:25,540 --> 01:44:41,540 But it's not like the first Bloodborne style fight in the end of that Dark Souls. I don't feel like I'm going to get yelled at. There's some mad people I think. If you not just ball or get bent Kong that's the first thing I see. All right. Chad Miyazaki is simply forgetting Dark Souls 2. 1944 01:44:41,540 --> 01:44:55,540 He wasn't on the development for Dark Souls 2 was he because working on Bloodborne and the groundwork for that. And they pumped that out the game out a year earlier than they were expecting because they were trying to get sales and money. 1945 01:44:55,540 --> 01:45:11,540 Oh no. Making so much weird noises. I feel like Dark Souls 2 feels clunky in that regard and is way too many bosses. I was going to move my microphone for a minute just because my laptop is making swinging noises but I think it's fine. 1946 01:45:11,540 --> 01:45:27,540 I can hear it. Pontiff Sulavan. This guy is kind of cool. He's the dual wielding one if I remember correctly. Yeah he's dual wielding and halfway through the fight he gets like his stand his ghost version of him. He's good. 1947 01:45:27,540 --> 01:45:38,540 Yeah maybe above champion Gundyr. No, no he's not. I think it's a more enjoyable fight than that. Do you? I love champion Gundyr. 1948 01:45:38,540 --> 01:45:51,540 I think it's tough. We'll leave it there then at least. It's in a good spot. And then Old Demon King. This one is basically like the stray demon again but a little bit more mechanics thrown in. 1949 01:45:51,540 --> 01:46:02,540 From the perspective of Dark Souls lore I love that fight. It's the last of the demons. Yeah. Going up to fight you. But from a fight it's whatever. 1950 01:46:02,540 --> 01:46:15,540 It's okay yeah but then like the place it takes place like the arena and the moves it does, the design it's pretty. There's also one isn't there like a mini one you can fight before that as well like hidden away in. 1951 01:46:15,540 --> 01:46:30,540 You can fight another Asylum Demon at Dark Souls 3. He's back. He's not like a proper boss battle though he's just kind of there. Oh seriously Consume King. This is the big skeleton if I'm right. This one is kind of a bad fight. 1952 01:46:30,540 --> 01:46:44,540 He's the dragon guy who's like looking for his invisible baby. Oh no this is not the one I was thinking of. I think he's average. The next one is who you're thinking of. Yeah. This one is a bad. 1953 01:46:44,540 --> 01:46:56,540 Put the Osiris one in the middle of average somewhere I think just because it's okay. But again it's weird. The only thing I remember about it is him going, Ocelot, where's my child, Ocelot. 1954 01:46:56,540 --> 01:47:04,540 And he's like that's pretty much it. This one is bad. This is basically an undead giant. 1955 01:47:04,540 --> 01:47:11,540 Don't you touch that cup. No but it does it sits on the edge of a ledge and you have to like destroy his jewelry. 1956 01:47:11,540 --> 01:47:16,540 Yeah. So you don't actually properly fight him. Yeah. So it's kind of bad. 1957 01:47:16,540 --> 01:47:28,540 Curse Rotten Greatwood. That one's just as bad. It's the same thing. It's a gimmick. You know some people say beating a dead horse you're beating a dead tree. 1958 01:47:28,540 --> 01:47:32,540 You're popping the ball sacks on a tree. Basically. 1959 01:47:32,540 --> 01:47:40,540 It's like the champion Gatheon and Wolf. I like the weapon that fight gives you. Otherwise it's annoying. 1960 01:47:40,540 --> 01:47:48,540 Someone from the DLCs maybe. It is. It's in the Painted World DLC with Sister Freed. 1961 01:47:48,540 --> 01:47:54,540 Average yeah. Again it's not memorable. Oh the Demon Prince slash Demon Princes. 1962 01:47:54,540 --> 01:47:59,540 Oh yeah. That's the. Shut your mouth. 1963 01:47:59,540 --> 01:48:03,540 It's kind of cool this one though. It is kind of cool. I bet it's okay. 1964 01:48:03,540 --> 01:48:10,540 Depending on which one you kill first the game either turns into Dodge the Big Laser or it's a bullet hell game. 1965 01:48:10,540 --> 01:48:15,540 Yeah I can't remember. I never remember which one I had to kill first. I was just. 1966 01:48:15,540 --> 01:48:19,540 Taken to the deep. Put him in Legendary. 1967 01:48:19,540 --> 01:48:25,540 You know I made a joke earlier about you have to kill a church quiet. This is literally. 1968 01:48:25,540 --> 01:48:31,540 You know that scene in Kingsman where he just goes against the congregations. 1969 01:48:31,540 --> 01:48:37,540 Except there's 500 of them so sometimes the one you need to kill gets stuck in their fat. 1970 01:48:37,540 --> 01:48:42,540 The gimmick is like they keep reviving and one of them is essentially holding the true power. You have to kill him. 1971 01:48:42,540 --> 01:48:49,540 And then if you take too long. If you take too long in that fight. They just summon like an insta death. 1972 01:48:49,540 --> 01:48:52,540 Yeah. So it's like. Dancer the. 1973 01:48:52,540 --> 01:48:58,540 This one is the same as. What was the one we said earlier Pontiff Sullivan. 1974 01:48:58,540 --> 01:49:03,540 I feel like people love this fight and I feel like you so much of that. 1975 01:49:03,540 --> 01:49:11,540 I feel it's not a bad fight. I just feel like so much of the hype comes from the fact that the first time you fight it is you're talking to an NPC and then you get jumped. 1976 01:49:11,540 --> 01:49:20,540 And it's also like an interesting design for an NPC or for a boss. I think that kind of overshadows the actual fight. It's like oh it looks cool. Yeah it does look cool but. 1977 01:49:20,540 --> 01:49:25,540 Fun fact though. The NPCs like those ghosts you see leaving. 1978 01:49:25,540 --> 01:49:28,540 What is not an Orlando. Yeah. Iceland. 1979 01:49:28,540 --> 01:49:31,540 It was an eye I think. 1980 01:49:31,540 --> 01:49:37,540 Whatever it is. Yeah. The Boreal something. Yeah. Aurora Borealis. 1981 01:49:37,540 --> 01:49:48,540 The Boreal Knights aren't they. Yeah. The two of the ghosts you see are the Dancer and Vort walking away before they're mutated. Which is cool. 1982 01:49:48,540 --> 01:50:02,540 Crystal Sage. This one is so mid. It's the bottom of average honestly. This one is literally floating. Floating wispy Gandalf. 1983 01:50:02,540 --> 01:50:07,540 Like throwing his flippers at you and like just throwing beams at you. 1984 01:50:07,540 --> 01:50:09,540 Ancient Wyvern. 1985 01:50:09,540 --> 01:50:18,540 Whatever. It's the one where if you jump on a Ted you insta kill it otherwise it's got five bazillion health. Yeah it's a bad. It isn't bad. 1986 01:50:18,540 --> 01:50:26,540 You don't properly fight it. You just leap off a ledge and kill it instantly. Darking Medeor is bottom of awful. Or single boss fighting Dark Souls. 1987 01:50:26,540 --> 01:50:32,540 I stop playing Dark Souls 3 for six months. I hate Medeor because you go to fight him. He's got 10 million health. 1988 01:50:32,540 --> 01:50:42,540 You'll take a weapon that does extra damage to Dark. Oh good he's down to five million health. Cool. That's awesome. Can we put him in bad next to the Ancient Dragon because essentially the same pain. 1989 01:50:42,540 --> 01:50:50,540 He's awful. He's awful. He's the worst fight in all of Dark Souls because you know what happens you go to fight him. Oh I'm a melee build. So oh good. Half of my screen is this dragon's foot. 1990 01:50:50,540 --> 01:50:57,540 I can't see any of his attack patterns. He goes to do his breath attack. Oh I'll run to the left. Doesn't work. I'll run to the right. That works. In the future I'll run to the right. 1991 01:50:57,540 --> 01:51:07,540 Oh you run to the right next time he does it. You die. Doesn't work. Yeah. It's the toughest fight I've ever done in Dark Souls. It's just such and it's not because it's like a difficult mechanically. 1992 01:51:07,540 --> 01:51:18,540 It's just it's got so much health and so many nasty little moves that are really difficult to dodge. Oh it's just bad. I hate it. I think everyone brings it up into bad just because DJB makes a good point. 1993 01:51:18,540 --> 01:51:32,540 The arena and like his movesets. His design does look cool and it's not the same as frowning me. It's not the same as Bed of Chaos. It is horrible. This fight sucks. I stopped playing Dark Souls for months. 1994 01:51:32,540 --> 01:51:44,540 You said earlier to Andy you said to get good but this is insane. But it's a similar thing of like at least with all the scenes where it's like at least I can get the attack. It's annoying that there's two of them. 1995 01:51:44,540 --> 01:51:53,540 They've got the attack patterns that they can just attack you both at once. You can't dodge. That's annoying. But this guy is worse and he's on his own. Everything. Everything you try against dark in here. 1996 01:51:53,540 --> 01:52:01,540 He just goes no it doesn't work. You got to do magic. Oh he's resistant. You got to do lightning. Oh it does extra damage. He's not going anywhere. Anyway. 1997 01:52:01,540 --> 01:52:28,540 Oh we love it. Harry Ballantine says Collins Dark Souls takes make his war hammer takes the good. First of all fuck you. I had to admit something about the mid-air fight which is I've only ever beaten him by using the one of the spells which is the one not the poison mist but one of the other like damaging mist spells because he just sits in it and he doesn't move from it. 1998 01:52:28,540 --> 01:52:46,540 So I've never even done it. That's a good boss then if he can't actually fight it he just has to cast stuff at him. Honestly only my friend my good friend Matt he's the only person I know who actually like take him on and like do it with the melee or something else but honestly I was just I cannot do that fight. 1999 01:52:46,540 --> 01:52:55,540 Nameless King is legendary. Legendary guy. Easy. I've got him at the top of top. I'm not offended by that. 2000 01:52:55,540 --> 01:53:09,540 You can fight him relatively early on if you wanted and he is tough. He's in an optional area. You don't even know he's there. Although it is a bit sad that we all thought Solaire was Gwyn's son and actually it's this guy. Oh well we like Solaire. 2001 01:53:09,540 --> 01:53:17,540 I like Solaire but that's okay because this guy's like hey you know how all the gods are insane and gone. I'm not. I'm going to kick your ass. 2002 01:53:17,540 --> 01:53:32,540 This watch is a kind of they're iconic. I will say they're in good. They're awesome. I really like him. Their fight is fun. They're not the most difficult but their fight is just so fun. Their moveset is kind of the Artorias thing there isn't it. 2003 01:53:32,540 --> 01:53:51,540 It's what I like. It's the aspects of Dark Souls 3 that I like because it took like. I'll do the next one and I'm getting triggered. It was like look time is moving on so long. These myths that we revere we don't even remember them right which is why they have like the dagger because they forgot Artorias had a shield. 2004 01:53:51,540 --> 01:54:03,540 Because he broke he just broke his arm which is why he doesn't have his great shield in the fight against him. That's why I like the Abyss Watchers. It's not Dark Souls 3 just jerking itself off going wasn't Dark Souls 1 good. 2005 01:54:03,540 --> 01:54:12,540 Now this fight Aldrich is Dark Souls 3 going guys wasn't Dark Souls 3 wasn't Gwyndolin fun. 2006 01:54:12,540 --> 01:54:24,540 I cannot this one. I can't explain how this is the only time I ever got angry at a video game. I like never angry in anything like in my life ever. This is the only time I ever got angry at a video game because I was so. 2007 01:54:24,540 --> 01:54:29,540 And then Hal was shouting you spunk bucket I'll kill you. 2008 01:54:29,540 --> 01:54:43,540 It's Gwyndolin but he's fat. Yes it's fat worm Gwyndolin who basically supposedly in the law there was this priest who got a bit who had the ability to like devour things started devouring gods and he's got a bit fat. 2009 01:54:43,540 --> 01:54:53,540 And there was no he's a deacon or a bishop. DJ Beast defending Dark Eden Mardir I'm going to be outside of your house. 2010 01:54:53,540 --> 01:55:05,540 God damn Dragon Slayer armor. It's slightly worse Ornstein. They keep reusing it. It's bad on principle because they keep reusing Ornstein. 2011 01:55:05,540 --> 01:55:11,540 I'll put it at the top of average because if you didn't know in the Dark Souls lore it's still fine. 2012 01:55:11,540 --> 01:55:17,540 It's still a fun fight. It's not fine it's a third game in the series and they keep reusing Ornstein. 2013 01:55:17,540 --> 01:55:25,540 It's better than the old Dragon Slayer. It's better than the old Dragon Slayer. No it's not. It is. At least the first time you fight him in Dark Souls 2 it's like cool Ornstein. 2014 01:55:25,540 --> 01:55:34,540 By the third time it's like oh good Ornstein's back and you know what you re-use him a fourth time. He comes back in Dark Souls 3. This time he's got different stuff he's not using a shield and stuff like that. 2015 01:55:34,540 --> 01:55:40,540 It's a different fight. If his design looked different he wouldn't complain. He's just big chunky. 2016 01:55:40,540 --> 01:55:49,540 Because it would be a different fight. But the whole reason you think it's a good fight is it's Ornstein again. Look guys Dark Souls 1 it's so fun. I love Dark Souls 1. I love Slot. 2017 01:55:49,540 --> 01:55:57,540 And this is from the Slot Man himself. Is Dark Souls 3 good by the way or is it bad? 2018 01:55:57,540 --> 01:56:04,540 The gameplay is fun but everything else is hey guys wasn't Dark Souls 1 great? It's back. Look Andre's back guys you can come now. 2019 01:56:04,540 --> 01:56:10,540 It's the force awakenings of Dark Souls. So it's the worst Dark Souls. No that's number 2. 2020 01:56:10,540 --> 01:56:23,540 From a gameplay perspective Dark Souls 2 is the worst. None of them are bad games. Dark Souls 1 is definitely the best one in terms of creativity and originality. 2021 01:56:23,540 --> 01:56:30,540 Free is like remember this remember that but it's got the best gameplay and 2 has really fun ideas but the execution is not perfect. That's kind of the idea. 2022 01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:39,540 Lothric the Younger Prince. This one actually is quite a fun fight. Excuse me? I did enjoy this one. Lothric the Younger Prince. 2023 01:56:39,540 --> 01:56:47,540 I like that fight. I thought it was fun. Yeah and then the resurrection mechanic is kind of annoying. 2024 01:56:47,540 --> 01:57:00,540 Soul of Cinder is legendary because we get him in the second phase. You get Plin Plin Plon. Do not put him above Nameless King and Sir Alon. He's below Pinwheel at least. 2025 01:57:00,540 --> 01:57:06,540 No wait Pinwheel is our favorite. Put him above Tarkus. Put him above Tarkus. I love him. 2026 01:57:06,540 --> 01:57:13,540 Honestly my favorite fight in the whole series is Nightgale. I love this fight. He's so good. 2027 01:57:13,540 --> 01:57:22,540 I think he's the best way to end Dark Souls 3 and the series as a whole because it's two nobodies fighting for nothing at the end of the world. 2028 01:57:22,540 --> 01:57:31,540 And also really fun phases. Music's incredible. It's just. I don't think he should beat the top of Legendary. Why? I'm going to be honest. 2029 01:57:31,540 --> 01:57:46,540 I think Nameless King. Nameless King. Honestly Sir Alon too. Sir Alon is a. Slave Knight Gale is a wonderful fight. It's just not as hard as I would want it to be from the last Dark Souls boss ever. 2030 01:57:46,540 --> 01:57:51,540 I beat him in three tries and he didn't kill me. I just teleported away because I wanted to. Oh screw you then. 2031 01:57:51,540 --> 01:58:02,540 Okay get someone. Someone can't beat god damn Dark Eater but then you can. This is like the hill to die on apparently. Oh no we lost Colin. 2032 01:58:02,540 --> 01:58:08,540 He gone. He gone. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. 2033 01:58:08,540 --> 01:58:24,540 My take was so shit. But I'm doubling down. I think with that though. That might be. I'm pretty happy with Alys I think. 2034 01:58:24,540 --> 01:58:42,540 I think I'm going to be teaching Colin fell off. You're assuming I was ever on to begin with. People are listening now. Give us some suggestions for Taylor's you want us to see. We obviously have got a few in the bank. Epic rap battle is not forgotten before anyone. 2035 01:58:42,540 --> 01:58:55,540 I think SpongeBob's been mentioned. I think a few of them are the key surprises though but I think. 2036 01:58:55,540 --> 01:59:00,540 We're pretty happy with the list we did today though. The Dark Souls ones got a bit. 2037 01:59:00,540 --> 01:59:12,540 Can we get an honorary quadruple S tier for every poison swamp Miyazaki throws into those fucking. 2038 01:59:12,540 --> 01:59:16,540 One at least or blood born and Elden Ring one. Yeah. 2039 01:59:16,540 --> 01:59:30,540 I've given us all the titanite demons I've killed so far. I demons like do I have to fight you again. When you let me learn. Miyazaki gives us poisonous swamps to his darkest soul. 2040 01:59:30,540 --> 01:59:42,540 That's honestly what makes the also in Dark Souls three the poisonous swamps before the the fair and abyss. Yeah. Farron keep Farron night that that make that fight worse just because they point to the abyss. 2041 01:59:42,540 --> 01:59:55,540 Poison shit. That was so painful though. Oh shout out to Blight Town for being awful. Someone did Sekiro as well. I love to do that as well. I did not get into Sekiro. I'll just be honest. 2042 01:59:55,540 --> 02:00:01,540 That one was a tough one. Me and my friends when we because we've done every single blood born thing before that. 2043 02:00:01,540 --> 02:00:15,540 Unlike blood and dark souls and then Sekiro came along with like oh this is like a new this is not dark souls in a way I feel like retrain how to fight in that one which is you know dark souls like rolling this one was like you have to stand your ground in parry. 2044 02:00:15,540 --> 02:00:19,540 That's entirely fair. I just I didn't vibe with it. 2045 02:00:19,540 --> 02:00:28,540 As well as a little bit even played blood born yet just because I didn't have a beer. Yeah, I really want to. I'm in the same boat. I fought a couple of bosses like they're going to do the cleric beast. 2046 02:00:28,540 --> 02:00:35,540 They're going to do a rem a PC 64. All right. That's the ultimate blood blood born coke. 2047 02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:44,540 Yeah, PC coming any steam release coming anytime bros 2024 is the or the blood born PC release remake or remaster of dark. 2048 02:00:44,540 --> 02:00:50,540 So I hope dark souls one doesn't become the Skyrim. 2049 02:00:50,540 --> 02:00:59,540 Whereas like, have you guys. Hey, you're finally awake. It's the new version of Skyrim on was it Oculus or something. Oh god. 2050 02:00:59,540 --> 02:01:04,540 Rarest pep asked about code vain. It's dark souls with anime girls and shit. 2051 02:01:04,540 --> 02:01:15,540 There's my take on code vain I had a friend who was trying to convince me. Yeah, it's fun. It's better than Dark Souls. No it isn't. It's not this game sucks. I've tried playing Lord of the Fallen as well and I hated that I stopped. 2052 02:01:15,540 --> 02:01:27,540 It's also dark souls but worse. Yeah, it's just not aggressively anime so I don't think it's as bad as code vain. I honestly do think secure secures one of the few games where like a lot of the show like 2053 02:01:27,540 --> 02:01:47,540 The percentage of how many players have completed the game like in Dark Souls or blood born secure is probably the lowest because genuinely like I are the final fight I know spoilers for anyone but the final fight in securo honestly is one of the few things I've not been able to do. It's even to this day still can't still can't do I know I'm only getting older. 2054 02:01:47,540 --> 02:01:59,540 So I'm not getting any better video games. So I want to see how clapped tough bro when like a 16 year old or 17 year old on a video game and he is running rings around me. 2055 02:01:59,540 --> 02:02:03,540 Oh yeah video game use of like dog use. 2056 02:02:03,540 --> 02:02:07,540 Once you once you get over the age of 20. 2057 02:02:07,540 --> 02:02:21,540 The BRB tier list is my board PC. 2058 02:02:21,540 --> 02:02:35,540 That's a gimmick like that one just because you basically one up to the chair get the weapon and then delete his health and three shoot him along with Seagward just like I remember that boss and demon souls where you got the storm ringer doing that again but he's just a giant or fun. 2059 02:02:35,540 --> 02:02:38,540 This time you have an onion bro with you. 2060 02:02:38,540 --> 02:02:51,540 Cool. I thought it was the same onion bro who's in dark souls one and then dark souls three but another there's names so similarly like yeah but guys look wasn't Dark Souls one good guys look dark. Look guys it was you love Dark Souls one. 2061 02:02:51,540 --> 02:02:55,540 You didn't like Dark Souls two Dark Souls one it's good guys we love Dark Souls one here. 2062 02:02:55,540 --> 02:02:57,540 Still close. 2063 02:02:57,540 --> 02:02:59,540 Was strong. 2064 02:02:59,540 --> 02:03:08,540 I think though, with that being said, is there anything they want to add on or any other little tidbits. 2065 02:03:08,540 --> 02:03:13,540 Still hates now. 2066 02:03:13,540 --> 02:03:23,540 I hope whichever design session. I wish whatever design session result in the deer got like ID. 2067 02:03:23,540 --> 02:03:30,540 We're doing a dragon again but this time he's got a billion health. Nice one guys. 2068 02:03:30,540 --> 02:03:42,540 We should do a Elden Ring one at some point though, just familiar familiarize yourself with Elden Ring because that one is on SS SS tier. Yes, because the entire meteorite. 2069 02:03:42,540 --> 02:03:59,540 Because you wonder where he went and then you look up, we just go we just do like the NPCs as well I'm like put paint and patches and SSS tier being dicks. My, my final word on this tier list is shout out the boing gov. 2070 02:03:59,540 --> 02:04:01,540 Never forget like a symbol. 2071 02:04:01,540 --> 02:04:07,540 The boy we need boing up. 2072 02:04:07,540 --> 02:04:12,540 All of war crimes earnings going into that. 2073 02:04:12,540 --> 02:04:25,540 I think a lot of them. I don't like the other podcast channels they offer, like, like they have are being made and obviously it's maybe of the less reputable genres so we say, and if our first one is boing gov. 2074 02:04:25,540 --> 02:04:42,540 We're getting 2025 calendar just to boing gov. 2075 02:04:42,540 --> 02:04:48,540 That's my favorite thing I learned today. My favorite. Maybe a week. My favorite thing. 2076 02:04:48,540 --> 02:04:52,540 That broke me. 2077 02:04:52,540 --> 02:05:05,540 Cool. Yeah, thank you guys so much for tuning in and more, obviously, another iceberg episode coming next week, we've got some more more tier list hopefully have some guests on soon, and I hope you all enjoyed it. 2078 02:05:05,540 --> 02:05:08,540 You made it this far, probably said it earlier. 2079 02:05:08,540 --> 02:05:20,540 Please do like, and subscribe and we are, I think we are on Spotify as well so if you guys want to hear us, you know if you're offline working or something like that, you know, our degenerate voices are available. 2080 02:05:20,540 --> 02:05:25,540 And with that being said, thank you so much for watching and we'll catch you next time. Peace. 2081 02:05:25,540 --> 02:05:28,540 Love you.