There we go, we should be live. Hello everybody, how are we?
Hello!
Lord Criminals, hello!
It's us.
Criminal scum.
That's uh, that's...
A bit early to talk about that.
Thanks for coming everyone, you scum!
I wonder if you guys would like that name for yourselves.
Scum.
What are we doing today boys, what are we up to?
Ooh, successor chapters.
Hmm, well.
That's a lot.
I was gonna say, bear with me, just so you all know for context, about a year ago I made
a little logo, because all my channel videos I have logos I make and I use art I found
and I make borders and I did one for every single successor chapter.
To give you an idea, that's the ones I've made.
So there's about 200 or so.
There are some chapters which are not here, but the only reason is because they don't
have any artwork for like their logo.
So they don't count, they're just like an offhand comment in a video, in a book somewhere.
So they don't, they're not real, they're just, they're lies.
But yeah, and to help us along, because again, although we are, although I like to think
I have a good knowledge of successor chapters, I don't know them all off the back of my hand.
So these are all alphabetical, there's no preference given to that.
It's just a case of, we're gonna go through them one by one and if we are stumped, we
might Google what they are about.
So hold our hand, everyone getting the Google ready to go.
Yeah, get your Google ready on your phone, etc.
So are we ready boys?
We are ready.
Okay, so first chapter is the absolvers.
Now you have to tap maybe we should have a description of who are they from?
The absolvers are a codex compliant loyalist chapter unknown founding.
Hell.
Yeah, they have like white armor with black trim with bits of red.
They have a lot of appearances in a game on a board game.
What's it called?
Because I recognize the name.
Raff and glory.
Raff and glory is the game they're like the poster boys for.
Oh, they're like white scars, don't they?
They kind of like white scars.
Yeah, they kind of like knock off white scars.
But that's immediately seated because they're not quite white scars.
We're not happy with it.
It just says they're enigmatic and dour and they're trapped in the Gilead system.
What are our thoughts on the absolvers?
Should we create a tier where it's just like no opinion tier?
No idea.
Not a bad idea, but maybe that would get too big, wouldn't it?
Yeah, I feel like that's going to be like 80% of these.
Maybe too much artwork for these guys for how much lore they have.
What the heck?
I would say I'm willing to give them a B because like you said, they've got some artwork and
you know.
It's like we should save B surely because we're going to have to get a little long.
I think we're going to have to be scrutinized.
I will admit though, part of that is it's like it's a successor chapter that has been
given a decent amount of prominence in their own little bubble.
And I think that's respectable.
Like I feel like GW's got a habit of focusing on three of them.
You know, you got your black Templars, you got your Crimson Fists and then everyone else.
It's like, yeah, you get a lore paragraph and nothing else.
These guys, it's like, hey, there's a lot left open to, you know, your own interpretation,
but there's some tabletop stuff here for there's, you know, you can find some stuff about them.
So not quite a lull who because we've actually got some lore.
Yeah.
And again, I appreciate it.
It's like, look guys, there's a, we swear there actually is like a thousand Space Marine
chapters.
We're not making that up.
Here's proof.
I'll leave it, you know what?
We'll leave it in B for now.
If we start feeling like B tier is a little bit too busy, we'll start moving it down.
I mean, at a certain point, we're going to end up with like, like this is, there's not
going to be many left.
This is a mammoth task for listeners here.
Speaking of that, we need to move on.
We've got the Ysipiters.
Ah, yes, of course.
That's not a real word.
I've just done a quick Google Lexiconum says the Ysipiters are a Space Marine chapter.
That's all there is.
Yep.
Lull who?
An expanded universe article for expands upon established Canon, but does not contradict
it.
I don't know what that means.
That just means it's fan made.
It's fan made.
They're on the official.
These guys are fan made.
They're on the official websites though.
So they're on like the, it says they're, uh, they wear black power armor with blue pauldrons
and helmets and they exist.
I think someone just DJ beast.
You're commenting on our what's in the background of our videos.
I don't know if you can see, I do have, we do have some warm stuff.
I have, I can't even see it, but that is converted converted Ariman from the fisted model because
damn right.
That should be that cool.
All my minis are behind my fat head, unfortunately.
So I can be able to quite see me kind of seeing the gash like right, right there.
If you look close and you can see a set in a skyline, but this is my Magnus is sitting
downstairs because he has an oil wash currently drying.
So I think these blue guys are home.
Home braids.
They've, they've got, they've got articles on warham 40k fandom and lexicon and so I
think they're like kinda real because they've got, maybe we shouldn't linger too hard though,
because if we, we'll get bogged down.
All right.
Next one then.
So who have we got next?
Uh, let me just find where I am.
These guys are the adulators.
Of course.
They remind me of, of Nova Marines and the, uh, you know, like the new captain Titus,
he has like the weird this thing on it, the little red circle.
Like this, this iconography is kind of like, it's all over the place.
It's like,
These are one paragraph lore.
I think that is something like a lot of these chapters are basically like official home
brew.
Like the whole point of them is here's a color scheme, go nuts with whatever you want to
make up for them.
Right.
I would even say people listening now, if you're in the chat or in the comments, just
straight up, take one of these chapter names and just write something like white fake lore
about it in the comments and we'll believe you.
I'm almost certain that's what half of these are for.
Like the whole point is it's like, it's for like, here's like a lore, like accurate, like
they do exist tabletop army can make, but you can do whatever you want with them.
Yeah.
These guys actually sound cool.
Uh, they are buddy buddies with the Saur, Sauritas.
Hmm.
And are in close terms with the holy orders of the Ecclesia.
That's neat.
Yeah.
I want to give them at least a B in that case.
I mean, they are the sisters of battle exist.
I feel like C for the choir boys.
You know what I mean?
I don't think that's, that's reserve B. That's reserve B for something good.
All right.
Andy, I have a, I have a bit of a request to go out of order.
Okay.
Can you just find the Genesis chapter and slap them in S tier?
Yeah.
Let me just find them.
Uh, where are we?
Uh, executioners, the Knights.
Oh my God.
It keeps going.
Well, maybe you've all remember G H so G was F.
Is that them?
Yeah.
Let me just drag them up.
We need to go faster.
But yeah, I was like, we need to go.
These are alphabetical.
So they fast, fast, fast Genesis chapter.
There we go.
Genesis chip.
All right.
Let's go next.
They can be ultra Marines.
I don't know who they are.
They're green and they have yellow trim.
Probably lion.
Are they dark angel successes?
Unknown.
Lulhu.
Awesome.
Lulhu.
We can do a beginner to expert successors, uh, one day maybe.
And Andy can just tell us about every single successor chapter.
Oh, we've got a real one.
Ready guys?
Angels in Carmine.
I think they're pretty cool.
They're like B tier.
They're like regular good old good old angel successor chapter.
Second founding, right?
Second founding blood angels.
Pretty cool.
These are zombie guys.
No, that's that's the other one.
It's a turn of their, uh, what is these guys thing?
Uh, the one who never stopped fighting or is that the familiar?
That's every basically the same thing, but slightly different.
Yeah.
They're kind of blurred together.
They were slightly different as ever wrong.
More true about displaying a contemptuous disregard for the week.
Okay.
They hate weak people.
They're like, awesome.
They're like, we're going to have space Marines.
All right.
We're going to, we're going to move on already.
It's going to take it to you.
We're at full strength.
They okay.
I'm fine with putting them in the beat here.
Angels eradicant.
I don't know.
I put them in D tier.
That logo is stupid.
Bad logo.
Sad.
All right.
Who's this next one?
This one is the angels numinous.
I have a dark angels.
They basically stole the chap successor is basically the same thing.
You cannot change my mind.
They basically stolen the death guard symbol as well with that.
These are, these are blood Eagles.
Are these part of the, uh, blood angels, blood angels, successor, successors, their successors
of an existing successor.
I just don't remember who they were.
They successors of, uh, their successors of the blood Eagles.
Oh, yeah.
They're one of those weird ones where it's like, we have a successor chapter who then
makes another successor chapter.
These are the ones with more, are these the ones with more, uh, death company than normal?
I mean, I'm happy to leave it where it is.
If we haven't got an opinion about it, we don't care.
Well, these guys are definitely a dark angels.
These are angels of retribution.
They are, I remember these, the guys who have beef with the actual dark angels, cause there
were some shenanigans about fallen.
I think that's every dark angel.
No, but as in like they have beef with the chapter.
Oh, because they supposedly left them.
They abandoned another dark angel.
Yeah.
They feel the shame in the eyes of the emperor has already been wiped away.
So they don't believe in the falling.
So like, we don't have anything to prove.
They're like, they're the only dark angels in our idiots.
You know, top of B, give it top of B.
Yeah, sure.
Surely that would have resulted in nothing if they just fast up to the fallen right away,
right?
They would have been like, yeah, we had some traders.
Everyone did.
Yeah.
That's what I always think too, Colin, but I don't know.
I think we're missing.
Maybe we misunderstand it.
Uh, we got another.
Thank you for the membership, Mr. Zan Zero.
Thank you very much.
Blood angels, respectable thing to sim for.
No one hates blood angel players.
These guys, this next one, they have cool armor.
It's black and red.
They have basically no law, but these guys are called the angels of damnation.
I think that's pretty awesome.
Seeds here just for the name, honestly.
Yeah.
Nothing else about them.
It's just flaming skull with the imperial guards sort of motif as well.
Oh, that's nice.
Top of C maybe just cause I can respect the guard.
Uh, we've got another, uh, dark angels one.
This is angels of defiance.
It's like you call it the locksmiths.
It's just, yeah.
Dude lockpicking lawyer.
Um, but yeah, these guys are an ultimate founding.
So they're pretty new.
How do you feel about ultimate founding?
They have, they have that weird.
Ultima founding is pretty, pretty.
They have that weird color scheme.
There was like half and half, but it's also flipped.
So like top half it's black and bone and then it inverts and then it's bone and black.
It's like, I honestly hate like one of my favorite, we're going to come up with it.
She means like, I say I enhanced successor who have really cool law, but their scheme
is trash.
I'm willing to, I want these guys to go in D for no other reason than, uh, most of the
time you see those split paint colors.
It doesn't look good.
I was just going to say any of them that like even the brazen claws like, yeah, they're
going into D.
And ultimate founding is like pure primaries.
Yeah.
Uh, trash.
We've got to keep a move going because it's going to take forever.
He is one whole people hostage.
Angels of fire.
I don't know who they are.
It's a cool name though.
There's a fire.
Well, who, uh, founding a 36 millennium.
Uh, they fought in the third war for Armageddon.
Um, they're cool.
Oh, I know who this guy is.
They are.
They primary.
Is that orange?
This is the guy who, um, in the, in the Yarick, um, Armageddon, this is the guy who basically
stands up and says who the fuck is this human?
Sure.
B tier, B tier moving on.
And then the black, then like the black template just goes, you know, sit down.
The black template is literally like lol who, um, so yeah, top of D tier.
Um, who's next?
Angels of fury.
I don't know them either.
I'm sensing a theme of angels.
There's a lot of angels to get through.
Um, dark angels and blood angels.
They just, there's too much.
And again, when you look at it, if three out of four of us don't know who they are, then
they're lol who.
But this one's an ultramarine successor and Nova marines possibly.
They were white lol who lol who lol who lol who.
We don't even know.
We gotta be so fast with this.
Okay.
Uh, next one, angels of iron.
Don't know who they are, but that does sound cool though.
Leave it there.
Give them D tier for that.
C tier, sure.
Leave them at the bottom of C.
Sure, these are dark angels next.
Angels of penance.
Doesn't ring a bell.
lol who.
For the people listening as well.
We're definitely going to go past some of these things and then someone's going to
go, that's my, that's my favorite chapter.
And I've made an entire like 5,000 point army.
A good comment from DJ Beast about Colin's content.
What's that?
It says, Colin, don't put your contact down a slop.
It's quality polished slop fresh from the trough.
It is the finest.
It's heavily nutritious.
There's bits of sweet corn in that slop.
It'll keep you going and it won't give you dysentery.
It's good slop.
These guys look familiar.
Are these our dark angels?
These are our angels of redemption.
Second founding, I believe.
I vaguely remember who they are.
C tier.
I haven't made a video on them before.
Maybe, oh, maybe not.
You had enough content for a video, C tier.
By the way, we're not even done with the eight.
We've got like another 10 angels of something.
So you mean?
Go, go, go, go, go.
Angels of repentance.
Hey, how about this?
I like the other angels no higher than D tier because they stopped caring about the things
halfway through this.
We've got angels of retribution.
Who cares?
I feel like we've had the same one.
These guys are kind of cool.
These are the angels of vengeance.
They're dark angels successor and they're like, I remember reading about them in one
of the books and they cut.
There's something about them.
Let me just check what it is.
Angels of vengeance.
I think they're pretty hardcore.
Wow.
What a dark angel.
He's so cool.
He's so cool and mysterious.
They're Grim and Dour.
You're going to tell me they don't like Zenos and then also Dark Angel.
I don't know.
They always go into fights that other chapters wouldn't.
They're like, you're a bunch of pussies.
So they go into the most tough fights.
It's like every successor chapter.
These other Marines, they're not us.
They fought in the forgotten wars.
Their losses were so extreme.
They were forced to spend all century rebuilding.
There was something.
There's definitely something I read in one of the books.
I was like, we've got to move on though.
So sorry.
Another Dark Angels successor.
Angels of Vigilance.
Yellow armor.
They're like fake Imperial Fists and Dark Angels guys.
LOL who?
These guys are cool.
Angels of Penitence, right?
So these guys used to be known as the Angels of Resplendence, which are these guys.
And they were well in their blood angels success.
They were well into art and everything.
And then a guy showed up, just a random dude and said, you guys are cringe.
You should be like, like flaying yourself, not flaying, so like lashing yourselves and
being penitent because you failed the emperor.
He's now a corpse emperor.
You're dumb.
And so they painted up all their armor.
They killed a bunch of their own men.
And now they are known as the Angels of Repentance.
And the blood angels are like, oh, they were here for Baal.
So I guess that's kind of good.
But like, didn't you used to wear orange armor?
What's going on here with this like Crown of Thorns and all that?
And they're like, that's just what we do now.
And there might be a civil war in their ranks where some of them were like, I preferred
it when we were when we were wearing orange and they might be come in.
They might have a read.
We don't know.
They're kind of like the Crown of Thorns.
Yeah.
Ancient angels, poor fear.
Excuse me.
What angels?
Blood ball teams.
Yeah.
Why are give them give them an S here for that reminds me of blood ball when don't put
an A to that's the next angels redeemed.
This is just a dark angel symbol, but red.
Yeah, basically.
Yeah.
Angel's Revenant.
Their symbol is edgy and cool.
Dove Dee.
No, no.
Yeah.
I think I know it has a cool symbol.
We'll give it D to one of these ones coming up the channel.
Eventually, we're still in the A's.
I'm the next ones.
These are angels sanguine.
Oh, they like drinking blood a lot, right?
I think so.
I've just done a video on them.
Angels sanguine.
They actually have Lord of the Sex Bandits.
Every Blood Angel chapter.
That's what I'm saying.
Every Blood Angel successor is like basically the same thing.
We like blood.
We black rage bad.
We harbor a dark and mysterious secret.
Just a comment from Tom Warren who says, I can't wait till we hear about the angels of
Thors who helped enable the other angels.
I think they basically have like slight mutations so they always wear cowls and they don't show
their faces to anyone outside the chapters.
So when the devastation of Baal was going on, they were like, we're not showing, like
me, they were like, I'm not showing you what I look like.
And then when the blood fiends were running rampant and they were going to drink the blood
of sanguineous from his coffin, they were like, we'll say in space, we're already here.
And if you guys fail, we'll just blow you up from orbit if you can't get rid of the blood
fiends before they desecrate sanguineous' corpse.
And they're like, yeah, that's fine.
We don't need you near us.
So those asking in the chat, where are things?
We have like 150 more to go.
So don't worry.
Yeah, there's a lot.
We're still in the A. Oh my God.
Oh guys, last angels.
Angels Vermillion.
They're kind of cool.
They're cool.
I'm pretty sure.
Are they the ones?
Oh my gosh.
They're all so similar names.
It's hard to know which ones.
Yeah, that's the trouble.
Whichever ones are the ones who talk to freaking Satan basically.
I think angels, that is angels Vermillion, right?
They're the ones who are.
Let me just do a check.
They were classes, renegades.
Varsarius, cool stuff.
I can't recall.
I've just done a video on these.
I feel like it is angels Vermillion.
Me too.
Or similar to them.
There's one where they did it.
There's one of the successors did a pact with Sinj unknowingly.
And that's why they don't have the floor because they don't know.
They're like, instead of dreaming of Horus and his death, they dream of like their chapter
serving chaos and they've not fallen into chaos.
Every time they're offered to like, they go through the Black Rage, like come and join
Sinj and they're like, no, mate, that's cringe.
Anyway, Astral Claws.
You know these guys.
S tier, S tier.
Yeah.
Put them in S tier just because they.
Especially compared to these guys.
I mean, they've turned a bit spicy recently.
But for people who don't know, Astral Claws were the original loyalist ultramarine successor.
Maelstrom Waters.
Yes.
And they had Lufthuron.
Lufthuron was the chapter master who would eventually go a little bit, let's just do
that, but expand and he made more space marines and who just got a little bit too, you know,
had too many of his own ideas and then had the bad-ass war.
I don't care who the Inquisition sends.
I'm not paying taxes.
That he doesn't need to be in his name.
I'm just going to say it.
I haven't done an Angel's Vermillion.
Lufthuron.
Lulush.
And he's in the Death Watch and he's allowed to only be in the Death Watch because his
chapter doesn't exist anymore.
It's called Andor Scarion and he hates humans because they're weak, but he's like, I'll
be a good watch captain, but I'm the only claw left.
Now it's the Astral Hawks.
Not to be confused with the Astral Claws.
I mean C tier just because that symbol looks like an eagle that got beamed.
If you're going to put the Blood Bowl thing in C tier, but they get a pass on their symbol.
It's the Blood Drinkers who made the deal with the deal.
That's the one, yeah.
Blood Drinkers.
But they're like really honorable, but it's like, they're the Singes.
They're the Singes.
I'm still waiting for angels to jump scare me.
Astral Knights.
These guys are cool.
Roguel Dorne.
Astral Knights.
I've heard of those.
They exist.
I see.
Extinct.
They're not very, they don't have a lot on them.
They have cool armor, but they fought the Necrons and they sacrificed themselves to
kill the Tomb World.
Oh, it's these guys.
Oh, S tier for them.
And then the Blood Angels under captain of the third company.
I can't remember his name off to my head.
It's not Ironos.
It's Donatos.
He was like, oh, they all died and we fought with them and they were great.
And so he's like, we are building a statue in their honor or I'm flipping my lid to
the people where the world they were defending.
We are making a statue for them because they're great.
But we're still in Aos real life.
Atlantean Spears.
Ultraman.
Ultima.
I've heard of these ones.
It's cool casting.
Ultima founding.
Yeah.
It is cool casting though.
Are they Salamanders?
No, they're um, are they?
They're Blood Angel successors, weirdly.
Okay.
They have like a blue armor with gold, bronze.
I like them just because they're one of the few Blood Angels that actually have a unique,
they don't look similar.
They look cool.
That's kind of all they have.
They're at the bottom of B because I think they're not as good as the rest of B.
They kind of, they look cooler than they are.
Auric Patricians.
Lol Who?
Yeah, Lol Who.
Who's that?
Oh, Aurora Chapter.
Ultramarine successor.
What is that symbol?
It's the Aurora symbol, I guess.
Put them in D tier because I don't like looking at that.
The Avengers.
Not to be confused with the actual Avengers.
They make me think of Marvel Slop.
Put them in D tier.
D tier.
Avenging Sons.
Is that just Jerusalem Cross?
Straight up.
I guess.
Guess who's successor these are, the Avenging Sons.
I mean, just leave it in C because the name Avenging Son does go pretty hard.
We've got the Black Consuls.
Black Consuls are cool.
I've heard of them before but I don't know what they do or are.
Yeah, not B tier, surely then.
I remember them being kind of cool.
Not as cool as Damnation.
Black Dragons.
Black Dragons main.
Spiky.
Top of the bed.
The actual, the actual interesting.
Don't put your bad dragon things coming out of your arms.
Shit.
They remind me of the experts.
I'm just for people listening.
The donation.
Oh, hello.
Thank you Elliot Haupts.
Five dollars.
He says, I hope that Black Templars are S tier.
They are the embodiment of 40k in my opinion.
Over the top zealots who will never shoot you if they can stab you.
I mean, should we just get this over with and just put Black Templars at the top?
There we go.
Yeah, just leave them there.
Put them right at the top.
No, no, no.
Genesis chapter.
Top S tier.
The only space marines who aren't ultramarines who can hope to one day be ultramarines.
They're basically the shelf stock of the space marines.
Like, oh, we've got them on the shelves.
Just for those, for those listening who don't know, Black Dragons are a Salamander successor,
which is quite rare because there's not many of them and they kind of are made during a
cursed founding where they, their genes is a little bit more active and they basically
grow like more, they grow like horns and bones from them.
They like basically turn them into weapons and they kind of don't tell them.
You know, Baraka from Mortal Kombat.
Imagine that as a space Marine where he's just got the big blades coming out of his
wrists.
So that's kind of cool.
There's actually one Black Dragon in the Salamanders and he got like adopted and there's like a
whole like kerfuffle about like, no, don't take our guy.
And then another guy died.
They're like, all right, fine.
You can have him because someone already died.
It's a bit awkward now.
Funny.
I don't like this Salamanders at all.
These guys are the Black Guard from the Raven Guard.
Their chapter master was, I think, Gareth Arendy, who was like the bodyguard of Corvus
Corax, I believe.
I think that's correct.
Don't feel strongly about him or not.
Or is it?
Was it Gareth Arendy?
The guy who was like, oh, I don't mind killing Ironhands in the escape to Isfahan if I can
escape with my lord.
He was a bit of a dick.
Maybe C-tier then, just because of that comment.
He was like, I don't care if the Ironhands die.
We're more important.
Like, oh, how dare you.
Black Incappel, Inculpators.
Nice symbol.
But again, don't, they probably have a sentence of law.
So you can't feel strongly about that.
We've got the Black Talons.
There we go.
Another Salamanders successor.
Black Vipers.
Is it Ultima?
They're all Ultima, right?
Yes, I believe so.
They're all, no, they're all D-tier.
No, these guys are cool.
They should not exist.
I hate all the Ultima family Salamanders.
This is where the Ultimas live.
It's all slop.
They made them in five seconds.
That's all where Hammerl is.
It's slopped down to the ground.
It's all slop.
They have so little lore.
I made one short to cover all of the Salamander's successors.
Yep.
Just to explain what they are, they are a Salamander successor chapter that completely
have no links to the original chapter and they basically serve as Belazarus's cause
unique chapter.
He uses them as like a personal weapon.
So that's why they have something cool.
Does everything wrong about the Primarius Marines?
Yeah, but at least they have something.
What, that they're not more generic space monks?
No, that they're not part of the chapters.
They're just Mars Marines.
I'm okay with that.
Nah.
Anyway, Black Wings.
I can't fight them.
Lulhu.
Rubbish.
Oh, these guys are kind of cool.
Dark Angels, Blades of Vengeance.
I think they're Ultima.
I need to check.
I'm pretty sure we've had Angels of Vengeance.
Yep, we have.
And Blades of Angels or something.
I'm pretty sure we've had the exact combination.
Yeah, but these are Ultima.
So they just were like, do it again.
Reboot it.
Reboot the franchise.
Yeah, we'll reboot the franchise.
Blazon Legion or Blazon Legion.
Are these the ones?
Is this an upside down Fleur de Lis?
Yeah, D tier cause it's just the Fleur de Lis, but upside down.
French people.
Are these Imperial Fist successes?
I feel like I've seen something.
Maybe.
They don't have much lore.
It's fine.
You're not thinking of the Hospitalians, are you?
Cause they're like reds on white and it's a cross.
Blood Dragons.
Not to be confused with Far Cry Blood Dragons.
They're Blood Angels and they are basically like, oh, we don't care about civilians.
That's their shtick.
They burn everyone to death.
It's not a unique shtick.
They're like just extra cruel about it.
They're like, yeah.
If anyone says one more time, they're dark and breezy and they go into the hardest battle.
I got bad news for you, Hal.
But put them in B tier cause Far Cry Blood Dragons is a good game.
It is a good game.
I love it.
Blood Drinkers.
They're cool.
They're the ones who have Singe-ish.
They have actually a neat story.
I put them in A even A tier.
Yeah, they're like, oh, we got tricked by Singe, but we won't tell anyone because Black
Rage is gone.
That's good at least.
Are they the ones that like they basically sacrifice every once in a while like a civilian
population just drink it or no?
Every time they die, every time one of them dies, they see like the demon or whatever.
Yeah, it's like the same deal.
Instead of seeing Horus.
Not many of them have fallen yet.
When they get the Black Rage, instead of seeing Horus fighting Sanguineous, they see like
Singe and he offers them a chance to join him and they all say no because they are like
proper good boys.
But it's like, yeah, come on.
It's like, no, I don't want to because he wants to out.
Because Singe has a big boner for the Dark Angels way, keeps trying to like claim them
for his own, but it doesn't work.
The whole Blood Angels on the
lion rejected Kyros.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
The three who unironically play the Genesis chapter are like the old artwork of Crimson
Fists stand against the orcs with scrap Titans in the background.
The old non hero.
The big one with the big gargantuan, the old like 70s one where it's like colorful and
everything.
I just I just did.
I finished reading the Knight Lords trilogy and Genesis chapter do show up.
Yeah, again.
Yeah, I mean, they do.
They make a good showing of it.
There's a great.
But they're all like cocky.
They're just like, oh, you wretched traitors.
And then Talos is like, nice hammer, bitch.
I know Talos, that's a spoiler to people, but they basically all of first claw.
Yeah, crunked by this guy who has a storm hammer and a shield.
And eventually one of the other nightlords called Zal grabs Talos weapon just goes like,
all right, bitch is going as rock and doesn't he do like that whole thing from Game of Thrones?
Like you do not fight with honor.
It's like he did.
Yeah, he basically did.
I think he says that, you know, the man you just killed, he was my brother.
He showed I'm sure he showed no fear.
And he went like, yeah, sure.
Whatever.
Lol.
Just runs him through moving on, though.
Blood Knights.
It's cool name, but sounds cool.
I don't know anything about.
Oh, guys.
Blood Ravens.
Yes, too.
I'm going to have to zoom out.
Yeah, the zoom out.
Yeah, this is going to get.
Oh, my God.
They go, don't look down.
Can you show all of them?
How much we have to go through that.
Oh, we're getting there.
How many we've done.
Once we get through the angels, it's like 80% of them are done.
Yeah.
Blood Scythes.
These are ultimate founding blood angel successors.
They wear white armor and they want to be like their dads.
It's cool name.
Wow.
You are unique.
They're just like, oh, blood angels are cool.
And it's like, I hate all my family.
I hate all my family.
Oh, here's a fun one.
Blood Swords.
They're the ones who gave their lives in devastation of Baal, I believe.
Right.
Oh, that's the Knights of Blood.
Blood Swords are completely different.
Even B tier.
I love Bloodborne.
Bloodborne.
Oh, here's one.
Here's a good one.
Brazen Claws, Iron Hand, second founding.
Oh, these are the ones.
Rubbishart.
I hate their color scheme though.
It's just like, why is it bright blue?
They also have like two pictures on the internet.
I'd see SET probably.
My poor Iron Hands.
Brazen Consoles.
I've never seen that badge before.
It was actually kind of not bad, but lolhoo.
These guys are kind of cool.
There's a brief mention of them in the Blood Angels omnibus.
This is, I think, I don't know why it's here.
This is Torrens, isn't it?
Can there be an ultimate here?
Let me just double check.
Why are they DGT?
Is that the Torrens?
Why are they here?
This is T, surely.
Lolhoo.
Let me just snow check.
Yeah, I don't know who they are.
They just look like they're trying to steal from the Mutars.
For some reason, in my alphabetized list, T is in, I don't know, Torrens.
Who's this one?
This is the Brazen Skulls.
We're still in Brazen.
Last of the Brazen.
Brazen Skulls.
That's amazingly forgettable.
Brazen like my stakes.
Bringers of Judgment.
That's a cool name.
That sounds like Dark Angels.
Hmm.
C.
V.M.
Are you serious?
DTLM.
Oh, do you know what that looks like?
That looks like the original Thousand Sons.
Do you know what this chapter's called?
M.
Brothers of a Thousand.
What the?
Why is there an M?
I don't know.
Because that's the original legion symbol of the Thousand Sons before Magnus.
Brothers of a Thousand.
Why was it before Magnus, but it's a big M?
Because it's dumb.
Is it numerals?
Is it thousands?
Isn't M?
Is it?
Maybe, it might be.
Why is it called Blood Ravens when they probably have no links to any of the Raven guys?
I don't know.
Why are there five million angel chapters that have nothing to do with the Dark Angels
or Blood Angels?
Because it's a cool name.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
Shit got real.
Carcaradons, Estia.
That's a big Estia.
Basically any successor with at least one book will get Estia pretty easily.
We can't not talk about it just a little bit.
They have perhaps the chonkiest chapter master of all time who literally has to wear part
Terminator armor, part Dreadnought armor, if I'm correct, because he's so big and he
has like, he's called Tiberius the Red Wake and he has two...
Hunger and Slake, isn't it?
It's Lightning Claw, but then it also has Buzzfeed like gauntlet things underneath.
Buzzfeed?
Yeah, and they're like retractable.
Oh, like a buzz.
He has like a chain...
Is this actually just a Buzzfeed witch successor chapter RU quiz?
Yeah, is this...
All along.
He has like a chain blade under his wrist and then on the top he has like extendable
claws.
Lightning Claw.
So the blade didn't do it.
I think it's just big Terminator armor.
Terminator armor is also called Tactical Dreadnought armor.
Well, I think he's in Dreadnought armor, but not Terminator Dreadnought armor.
It's like they took a Dreadnought and they were like, we'll make a bit of this into his
armor because he's too big for just Terminator.
Like Arjan Klocvist.
He is scary.
And there's a big like Polynesian sort of twist to this chapter.
They have like a few books actually on them, which are quite cool.
Although to be fair, the comments are saying he's not as big as the art depicts him.
There's like, yeah, a lot of people are like, who's this?
He's enormous.
And so he's big, but he's not like a skyscraper big.
He's big.
He's a big...
Good question though.
Thoughts on...
Is he...
Is the Kakaradons, are they Raven Guard?
Are they Night Lord?
Are they...
It sounds pretty sure it's certain that they're Raven Guard.
Not gonna lie.
Yeah.
It's pretty conclusive.
Thematically, Night Lords sounds more plausible.
But realistically, they sound like Ash Claws.
So they said the gencies like might have gone...
Well, they've gone funny in the fridge.
They left it out too long.
Well, their founder was supposedly like an actual Raven Guard.
So kind of...
They're the second legion.
Tiberos is the second.
We're getting off track, Felix.
Anyway, Carmine Blades, Blood Angel successor.
They fought, they were ultramarines for a really long time.
They didn't know what was happening when the Black Raid and Red first happened.
Blood Angels found them.
Astarath the Grim went,
I'm looking for likes...
Because he senses people who have the Black Raid.
He's like, oh, here's one.
And they're like, what are you doing here, Blood Angel?
And he's like, don't you know?
And they're like, what?
He's like, you're Blood Angels successors.
And they're like, no, we're not.
We're ultramarines.
It's like, no, baby.
And now they've painted their armor red.
And they're like, yeah, I guess.
Do they not have the red thirst and stuff?
They do, but they've only recently clicked that.
Oh, it's because we're Blood Angels, isn't it?
It's because we're Ultraman citizens.
It is quite a cool story, to be fair.
And now they also showed...
They also appeared in the Devastation of Baal.
And a lot of them, some of the even the older members of the Chakza were thinking,
why are they showing such allegiance to the Blood Angels, even though we just recently came into contact.
And so loads of them arrived in the Devastation of Baal.
And then quite a few of them got crunked.
And so then even some of the older veterans who were like,
we've barely known the Blood Angels.
One of them was like, now the chapter master.
Because there's only like a hundred of them left.
They're like, oh, no, they detier for foregoing their chance to be Ultraman.
Nice bio.
Come on, they actually have lore.
They're surely better than the Iron Hand successor.
I just like the fact that any book that Astaroth the Grim's in, he's just like the worst omen.
Like, oh, no, not this guy.
This is never going to be well.
He's really cool, though.
His model's awesome.
Castellans of the Rift.
These guys are looking after something, aren't they?
It's sort of sounds like.
I feel like these guys might have cool lore.
Like I've heard.
Yeah, they are Primaris.
They are given the unenviable duty to maintain and defend the Nachmund Gauntlet,
which is like the little gap in the Great Rift.
That's the bit where they can get to.
So for people who are listening, you can only really get through the massive warp storm
that tears the galaxy into through like a small opening because Kaedia is gone now.
RIP, never forget.
And this basically leads to this world now called Vigilus, which is basically like a new Kaedia,
but not quite a discount Kaedia.
And these guys are essentially just an entire chapter for that little, important run.
To give you an analogy, imagine like you needed to get somewhere to get home,
and there's like an alleyway, but it's extremely dangerous.
And these are like the kind of guys in like security outfits going like,
making sure people can get through about getting mugged.
That's what the Castellans of the Rift are.
But the Muggers are Tyranids in chaos and other bad things.
And they're not going to steal your wallet.
They're going to probably eat you.
Something like that.
These guys are the celebrants.
They make birthday cake, I suppose.
Lol who?
These guys are the Celestial Guard.
Lol who?
That's not a Rortess thing, surely.
Celestial Lions, is that what I see?
Well, this is the thing. Celestial Lions, S tier.
S tier.
I would say top of A for one reason.
Their coolest thing about them is they get killed.
No, no, no, no.
Kenny Dubaku is amazing.
Does anyone want to explain what about the Celestial Lion lore?
Even Hellbricks likes it.
May I?
Go for it, go for it.
So basically, the Celestial Lions are really cool with like their art style and stuff.
But basically, they had a bit of a scuffle with they were doing a compliance of a world.
And then the Inquisition kind of nuked one of their positions where they were still fighting.
And then since that point, the Celestial Lions have been going, oh, the Inquisitors are a bunch of wankers.
And the Inquisition didn't like how they were being like dissed.
So now every chance the Inquisition gets, they just like mess them up.
Kill them.
So like when they were fighting an Armageddon, orc snipers appeared out of nowhere and started picking them off after the main battles.
And it's like, hang on, orc snipers.
And then like, Hellbrick, Grimaldus from the Black Templars was like, oh, I'm on Hell's Reach.
Hell's Reach has defended, I'm on Armageddon.
Celestial Lions are our brother chapter because they're successors of Dawn.
I'm going to help them.
And he's like, you guys are a bit low on numbers.
And I was like, yeah, we're not having a break.
And then he's like, oh, you've been kind of saying bad things about the Inquisition.
Not very smart.
And in his second book, he basically helps the Kenu D'Baku to purge the orcs to reclaim his honor of his chapter.
Kenu D'Baku is given a Black Templar fleet by a ship by Hellbrick.
But eventually he gets assassinated in a later book.
So that's a bit of a shame.
They can't catch a break.
And they've got like African, like tribal, like kind of symbology and stuff.
And like, yeah, they're really cool.
I like him.
It's very frustrating.
It's one of the greater parts of Warhammer.
Sorry, Kodengar.
You go ahead.
Oh, no, you first.
You had somebody.
It's one of the brilliantly frustrating parts about the Inquisition and just like the Imperium itself of how it would self-sabotage.
And you get so annoyed hearing about it, but you understand it's so imperial because they just...
Yeah.
A whole world could fall, but they're more worried about a slight...
Yeah.
So it's just, ugh, so good though.
I was just going to say, I think they should be S-tier, but if we want to put them in A-tier, I will concede on the condition that if their reasoning for them not being A-tier is they only get killed, then the Lamenters can't be S-tier either.
Because the only thing that makes them cool is...
It's the same thing though, because their only thing is, man, they get the shit kicked out of them all the time, don't they?
Yeah.
But they're actually nice.
Oh, good.
They're nice.
Jeremy Golan was asking if we have a question of the week.
No, that'd be...
That's only for the podcast streams, right?
Thanks for asking.
We did have one on the last podcast, if you wanted to catch that one.
On Why We Love Guahama.
So this one is Champions of Fanatos.
It does sound like a cool name, but D-tier, because I've never heard of it.
Fanatos was that company that that scam artist lady did where she was like, I've got a blood analyzer machine.
I'm Steve Jobs.
The blonde lady with the never blinking eyes.
The crazy one, yeah.
Channel Guard, here we go, Eli. Channel Guard, they're pretty cool.
They're cool.
Look at that badge as well.
They're chapter master, or old one, I don't know if he still is, as an actual portal.
The first one was Dominion Xevon who fought in the Siege of Terror, and they're all like...
They're like zombies.
They have like corpse-like skin, they smell kind of bad, but they're like really efficient.
They have loads of really cool old tech, but like the blood angels don't count them as a blood angel successor.
Like the Sanguine Host or whatever they call them, they're not part of it.
They're like, no, they're weird. We don't like them.
Poor Channel Guard.
That's so bizarre, like they would comment like, I'm not sure most space marines smell good, but these guys definitely smell bad.
Yeah, they're not great in that regard.
Consecrators, Dark Angel successors, they're kind of cool, but they haven't got much lore.
I'm going to put them D by May.
If I sing an unoriginal Imperial fist symbol...
I'm detecting another...
We just put them LOL.
Are you ready? These guys are called the Contenders.
Oh LOL who, come on.
Here's a fun one. These guys are the Covenant of Fire.
Yes.
Possibly world-diverse.
Nope, nope, nope.
No, Eli, get back in your hole.
This is Salad Man dude.
They have one sentence of lore. Come on.
Give them A tier for the name Covenant.
It's a cool thing because they're basically Salamander word bearers, but loyalists.
Wow, so unique.
I think I put it next to their name.
They have Covenant in their name.
I'm biased because I like Salamander successor chapters.
I like these Salamanders. The Salamander successors are just coleslup.
Anyway, Dark Angel successor, Cald Wardens.
They're purple.
They're purple. That's cool.
Get them.
Yeah, they're going into C.
You guys have a sentence of lore. Purple.
Gold.
Next one, Crimson Castellans.
Stupid.
They look like a chess piece. LOL who.
Oh boys, Crimson Fist.
S tier.
Top of S tier.
It's earned its place in this.
Nothing can go above the Genesis chapter.
That's the end of all the successors.
They're second best.
Surely they're second best.
I was going to say, which one's better, Black Templars or Crimson Fists?
I think people riot if Black Templars are not second.
I don't care if they riot.
That's too bad.
The first codex, I believe.
I mean, to be fair.
Who gets their own codex?
But then again, Grimaldus, Hell's Reach, Hellbrecht.
I'm a Black Templar.
I use a sword and not a gun because I'm special and cool.
My first guy was really angry.
That's all I'm saying.
He's angry.
But you know what?
I'm going to do this.
And you know what I'm going to do this for?
You know that meme of the two dogs where there's the one that's happy and smiling like an Avdor?
And then there's the screaming one.
If I put it in that position, it's like that meme.
So that's what I'm doing.
I think the Black Templars are more like, you know, like people have slimmer picks of a pit bull.
And then it's just like, if a pit bull's in motion, it's like.
I just say it's the one with like this running up the stairs and it's like the scary face.
Also, Monty the Ogre mentioning the Wrynn's World bit with Alessio was like, Alessio, you've lost an arm.
I was like, no, I haven't, brother.
It's right over there.
Classic.
It's awesome.
OK.
Motoring on.
This one is the Crimson Guard.
Lol.
Are they?
No, they're not the words.
Never mind.
Next one.
It's the Crimson Sabers who become the bad guys.
Crimson Paladins.
Lol.
There's going to be a few of these Crimson Sions.
Lol.
Who?
I'm pretty sure it's the same thing.
I'm pretty sure it's the same chapter.
Also, Crimson Shades.
Lol.
No, they're not the words.
I love the word Crimson.
I love Crimson.
Can you believe, before we move to this next chapter, can you believe what they've done to the Iron Hand successor chapters?
It's criminal.
They already have no lore and no artwork and they chose the same symbol for both of them.
Copy paste.
I copied your head.
I forget the Iron Hands have successor chapters.
They do have one cool one.
Yeah, and it's not even this one, is it?
Crimson Talons.
Crimson Talons?
Yeah.
Like, what the heck?
Let's put them together so they're safe.
Why are they, why, ugh, whatever.
It's fine.
It is a good thing I'm not doing this list on my own, because lol, who will be everyone
on this fucking list?
Uh, Kruor Blades.
They're Ultima founding blood angel successors.
They wear like silver armor with a bit of red.
And they're Beatsy.
Sheesh.
I was just putting it there for convenience.
Okay.
D, I think.
Kruor.
Uh, these guys are the Crusaders.
Well, who?
That's just a boring name.
They didn't even try with that one.
Oh, you say that Colin.
These are the Dark Crusaders.
Of course.
Oh my gosh.
Alright guys.
Should we scroll down real quick?
Just a quick note.
Did you just write, like, Andy could be making some of these up and we would never know.
It's still going.
Alright guys.
Alright, we're about to get through the dark ones.
There's five of these.
We're going to get through the dark ones.
The Dark Eagles.
Well, who?
Uh, the Dark Hands.
Really, really weird looking.
Like, I've never seen that.
They are so weird looking.
They are strange.
Um, I know these guys.
Dark Hunters.
White Scar successors.
Oh, these guys are cool.
They actually have some.
I'm going to put them in B tier because I like the White Scar.
There's one of them in the demo.
Dark Kraken.
Salamanders are the only one that I would allow to be above D tier.
Because they have an actual lore.
There's naturally an example army of these guys in the Space Marine Codex.
They look cool.
Although their entire thing is just Salamanders, but the opposite.
But whatever.
It's fine.
We like water instead of fire.
Whoa.
Uh, Dark Suns.
But, you know, their lore is pretty cool.
I'll admit it.
Dark Suns going in the lore.
Ultra Marine successor.
No one knows who they are.
Dark Spires.
Lol who?
Dark Spires?
That's all the dark ones.
Now Death Eagles.
Oh, they're cool.
Oh, they're, they're the depressed Ultramarines.
Exactly.
The depressed Marines.
Put them in B tier.
Depressed.
They need, they need a win.
Let's put them in B to make them feel better.
Um, uh, these guys are the Death Knights.
Lol who?
That's a copy paste name.
I can feel that.
Look how many copy pastes.
Look at these two.
They're all the same.
I know the next one.
Oh my god.
Look at this.
Merry Christmas.
Do you think they just let the intern make these?
Probably.
Like once a year they just want like, just make us five successor chapters this year
or this month or something.
Yeah, exactly.
We need one for Light Dwarf.
Uh, Death Spectres.
They're cool.
Oh, these guys are cool.
They're A tier.
They're A tier for sure.
They, they, um, defend the, uh, area of the galaxy.
That's what's it called again?
The Ghoul Stars?
The Ghoul, they, they defend alone.
The Ghoul Stars, I think.
They have the cool glass thrown thing going on.
From all those threats that we don't know about but are super serious, we swear.
We're not going to show you the threat, but trust us.
I just noticed by the way, you know how that weird like black hand on the green background
in the bottom of LoL Who?
There's another one of those coming.
A dark hand, yeah.
Oh my god.
These guys are the Death Strike.
I've seen that symbol before.
Yeah, it's because it's the Rainbow Warriors.
It's the Rainbow Warriors.
Similar to the Rainbow Warriors, yeah, yeah.
But the Death Strikes have some, uh, let me just check.
Cause I'm sure it's ringing a bell for a reason.
Didn't Dreadanon do that in the quiz answer?
Maybe they also fought against the, the horrible things the Ghoul Stars.
We can't say.
I love the nightmare engine of the Pale Wasting.
That name goes so hard.
What is it?
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
It's just a case of, um...
Yeah, Dreadanon says he remembers that name from the Dreadanon.
Sorry, DJ Beast said he remembers the, uh, name.
Yeah, um, they're just like...
You've been watching for a while.
DJ Beast is like, uh, if Lorecrime says 100 fans, I'm one of them.
If Lorecrime says one fan, I'm one of them.
He's a veteran and we love you forever.
Love you, DJ Beast.
Yeah, Death Striker, just their claim to fame is they look similar to the Rainbow Warriors.
Oh well.
Imperial for successors, no one cares.
I'm happy with the placement.
D.
These guys are the Destroyers.
White Scar successors, they're going up to B tier.
No.
Yeah, just having the White Scar as a name behind you is cool.
Disciples of Caliban, Dark Angels, obviously.
Well, it's a decent name.
Decent name.
Pretty cool badge.
Is that like a hit with a sword?
It's a fun one.
Doom Eagles, Ultramarine successor.
These are the depressed Ultramarines.
These are super depressed.
I was wrong about the ones before.
Who were the ones before?
I can't even remember anymore.
Death Eagles.
There's something else.
The Doom Eagles are the sad ones, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
There's one in the Ornibus for the Black Angels.
When I painted my first ever Warhammer army, Battle of Macrag, I painted them as Doom Eagles.
And I didn't even know what they were.
Doom Legion.
They're cool.
Leave it there.
I don't remember.
I like how Dunhal is like, just leave it there.
Doom Warriors.
LOL who?
Dragon Lords.
Dragon.
Ah, these are one of the few non-ultimate Salamander successors.
See?
Not much Lord, to be fair.
Who are these guys?
Number one, Dragon Spears.
These are Salamanders.
Salamanders successor.
Another, the last ultimate one.
Cringe.
They actually have kind of the more nicer schemes.
Most of them are very pleasant, just like, off desaturated teal.
Nothing special.
Teal boys.
These guys are the Eagle Warriors.
Eagle!
I vaguely remember them being neat.
Empress Hand.
Put that hand down there.
I don't care who they are or what they're more.
Put it there.
Wait, we should be high fiving.
Yeah, exactly.
Emperor's Hawks.
LOL who?
You didn't even ask us what we thought.
By the way, yes everyone, we're in the Emperor's section.
Emperor's Sives.
Do put that one in D tier because it confuses you with the size of the Emperor.
Oh, this is a Prince of Moga.
He's put their cannibals.
Which ones?
The Dragon, yeah the Dragon Spears.
Oh yeah.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
They eat the dead, or they eat people, so they don't keep the memories going.
Aesthetically, at least here's a fun one.
Emperor's Shadows.
Samurai Space Marines.
S tier, because the single picture of them that exist is so cool.
Yeah, they're like a white dwarf homebrew chapter basically.
They're really cool.
But they're cool.
They at least have style more than anyone.
Emperor's Shields.
LOL who?
Emperor's Spears.
Oh, I was a little...
These guys are actually cool.
These guys are cool.
I really like them.
I want them to be an A. Although too fair.
They're Celtic guys, right?
Leave them an A, because for the sole reason of, I think they're Arran, Dentsky, Bowden,
the author's homebrew chapter.
And he made a book about them.
And then he's never spoken about them or mentioned them since.
Yeah.
They're like picked warriors.
They're really cool.
Emperor's Storms.
Emperor's Swords.
Emperor's Warbringers.
Emperor's Wolves.
Last one.
There's like a hog on that one.
Excoriators.
Second founding imperialists.
I've heard of these guys.
Kind of fun, but they're the only second founding imperial fist ones, I think, other than this.
They have like a little bit of art.
It's the fist exemplar that had no art.
I didn't realize they were second founding.
They're second founding, yeah.
Surely it can't be.
Yeah, it's them, black templars, crimson fists, and fist exemplars.
And soul crackers?
They're just like, no way these guys are second founding.
They're second founding.
What the heck?
They are.
Oh, executioners.
There we go.
Jinx.
They're AT or at least, right?
I like them.
And, I think, Iran, legend of the horrors heresy and imperial fist.
Would go on as known for his iconic dual wielding axes and great friend of Sigismund.
Could go on to found that chapter.
I don't know what they're particularly known for, but they do show up again in the bad
war with as we mentioned earlier.
They had a blood debt with the astral claws.
That was the only reason they were involved.
They signed against the Imperium.
They had a debt and then eventually they're like, we're not that stupid.
They're pretty cool.
free chaplains per company and they have death tallies.
So they'd like to collect skulls and then clean them.
And they're like, chaplain, I have done this big kill.
And they're like, cool.
You're ready for promotions.
It's a pat on the head.
Well done.
Hold on.
Yeah, they're pretty good little boy.
Um, what's that?
Exemplars.
No, no, no.
Exorcist.
Yes.
These are the, they get dunked on in hammer and bolt are really badly by
Lucy's 80 for people who are listening as they want to explain what the, what's
special about the exorcists.
Do you know Colin?
Uh, there are space Marines.
Aren't these guys success?
Are they the ones that like get possessed and then come back?
They're theoretically Imperial fist.
Okay.
Aren't they?
Yeah, they get, they get possessed and then the demon goes away or they just die
or they get go crazy.
And then the demon stays in there and then they go kill him.
He's not really basically invisible with other demons and they know how to kill
them and blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
They're the inquisition zone, little space Marines too.
Yeah.
Fire angels.
Don't know.
That's a weird looking picture too.
Firehawks are kind of cool.
They're in, but they're cool.
These are the guys who the Legion of the dam.
Oh yeah.
Possibly the Legion of the dam.
These guys put them in B.
That's kind of the only thing going though.
Yeah.
I mean, that's pretty cool though.
Yeah.
Guys were in the, we've only got a few more fires, uh, firehawks, uh, sorry,
sorry, firehawks.
Uh, donation though by, um, Eldridge, the old great one, fantastic name, brother.
Thank you.
Uh, he says I've arrived late and don't know all the certain pools.
Uh, where's the mind.
Well, you're not that way.
I think we're anywhere near the M.
Stop scrolling down.
It's already five o'clock.
Do you find it if someone said, um, can you name all the, justify your opinion?
All right.
Let's get through some of these quickly.
Firelords, man.
Uh, last fire one, fire flame eagles.
They're now it's cool, but they have some more.
Okay.
When is that?
I'll put them in D flesh eaters.
Oh, he asked here.
I love the symbol.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
That's the flesh eaters symbol.
They eat.
Oh, I don't know.
But the thing is they don't actually eat flesh.
That's just what they're called.
And everyone's like, you eat flesh.
I'm like, no, they're weird.
Blood angel success.
And they're really on.
I don't know who they are.
Sounds like more blood angels, goofball stuff.
Flesh terrors.
Yeah, they're STR for sure.
Yeah, they have good.
They have decent Lauren novels and such a cool model.
They do have what the only one book I've never managed to finish.
Yeah.
What's the 40 K flesh terror book.
And it was all with the chaplain of Paul.
It's awful.
I've heard it's bad, but I haven't listened to it yet.
I thought it couldn't be that bad.
It's one with a chaplain on it.
Yeah.
Apollos.
It was so boring.
Oh my God.
Fulminators.
They have some art and they're getting like stuff recently with a book, with a game.
But they're kind of mid.
So I'm just gonna put them there.
Golden griffins.
Cool.
But yeah.
We're finding more like passengers in this bit.
Golden halos.
Lol.
Who Gorgons lol.
Who?
Oh no, I know those.
I think I'm pretty sure they're.
I know, yeah, leave them there.
Griffin Lords.
That rings a bell.
I don't know why.
Guardians of Celeste.
A lot of these are lol who's.
There was a lot of them.
Guardians of the Covenant.
That was wrong.
We've just like swapped the color scheme really blatantly.
Yellow Dragons.
I like Halo.
I'm gonna put them in S tier.
D.V.
Hammers of Dawn.
They're a real chapter.
I've seen that.
I don't think they have.
These guys actually have quite cool armor.
Yeah.
From OWN.
TRY 50.
I don't know what currency that is, but thank you.
Oh, it's light.
Hello, light.
Wrath of the Lost should have never been written.
Yes, he knows the book I'm talking about.
That's true.
Thank you for the monies.
Cheers, light.
Harbingers.
Lol who?
Harbingers of what?
Hawk Lords.
These guys are.
No, they're all purple.
These guys have the most craziest color scheme.
They're just such.
Opulent.
It's too much, honestly.
Helion Legion.
That's a cool symbol.
Cool name.
It's pretty cool.
But in D tier just for that.
Cool name.
All right, Colin, here's one for you.
Heralds of Ultramar.
D tier?
Hell yeah.
There you go.
Honored Sons.
That is a cool name.
That's every space marine.
Oh, here's a fun one.
Hospitalios.
So Imperial Fists, they're like medics and stuff.
They've got the Templars now they need the Hospitallers.
I believe so.
Oh, Howling Griffins.
Howling Griffins is their S tier.
They're great.
Just screaming into the void gate.
I forget which GW writer it is, but one of them's got a pretty cool army of the Howling
Griffins.
Nice.
Imperial Castellans.
I don't know whether it's...
Lol Who.
Imperial Harv...
Here we go, the Imperial ones.
Imperial Harbingers.
Lol Who.
Another Blood Bull symbol.
Imperial Hawks.
Lol Who.
Imperial Paladins.
Lol Who.
All the Imperial parts.
Imperial Stars.
Lol Who.
Imperial Stars.
Imperial Paladins.
Lol Who.
It is real.
Imperial Reavers.
Last one.
Lol Who.
You have a D tier.
They have Ultramar.
Oh, you want to say Ultramar?
Inceptors.
There you go.
Ultramar.
Yeah.
Successor.
Inceptors.
Invaders.
I vaguely remember them.
Ultramar.
I feel like he's...
For those who are listening and are kind of new to Hwama, you're thinking, surely these
guys are daunted by how much lore I have to learn.
We don't know any of these things.
Invictus.
Lol Who.
This is a kind of fun one.
Iron Champions.
Executioner successor.
I'm going to put them in D just because of that.
That's quite rare.
Yeah, it's one of those rare successors of his successors.
Iron Crusaders.
Lol Who.
Iron Fists.
Lol Who.
Iron Hawks.
Lol Who.
Iron Hounds.
Lol Who.
Iron Knights.
Oh, the next one coming up though.
I know that one.
Oh, you know, who's this then?
Iron Lords.
Iron Lords, by the way, they should go top of B because they kind of have cool lore, which
is that they are an Iron Hand successor chapter and they exclusively defend one system because
there's a Xenos race that they have to constantly battle against for the sole purpose of containing
it because they believe that if the Tyranids ever got the biomass and DNA of this, basically
they would wipe the galaxy.
Yeah, because something special.
So they literally have been the only downside is their scheme is dog shit.
Well, do you know what I really like?
I always thought like if I wanted to write a book, I'd love to write one for the Iron
Lords.
I have this idea of like them having like chains where they they take a piece of armor
from their fallen brethren from their companies and they have to wear them as capes.
And I was like, that'd be quite cool.
You can have like that on a system.
It's like speaks about them how like they basically a lot of them sacrifice themselves
quite bravely for this duty suppose.
I suppose that they can't seem to kill these Xenos.
I think it's like it's the Xenos you've never even seen.
It's like a rare and it's like a fear of the ugly booglies.
Iron Ravens.
Well, here's a fun one.
Iron Snakes.
They're fun.
These guys are.
They show up in a few things.
Yeah.
In Gaunt's Ghost, I believe as well.
Yeah, in Gaunt's Ghost.
And they have their own two books called something or other.
There's a few artworks of one of them and he's got like, he has like lightning claws
and he looks pretty cool.
It's something of an eye.
I come up with it's called I've got them on my audio book list.
Part of my ever growing list of books.
We're making it through.
We're chunking through.
Iron Talons, White Scar, successors.
They're going in C tier because I said so.
That's being virtue of Ultramarine or White Scar.
They seem to get a boost and I don't like that.
Here's a fun one.
Knights of Horrent.
That's cool.
I don't know them.
Put them in D just for fun.
Here's one.
Knights of Byzantium.
Iron Hands, Purple Boys.
Purple.
Don't purple.
Isn't it cool?
Yeah.
Knights of Byzantium.
That's all I've got.
We've got more.
We're in the Knights area guys.
Knights of Eternity.
No, no idea.
Oh, here's one Hal.
Knights of Blood.
Ah, these are the...
They're great.
They turned into renegades and eventually returned back to the Devastation of Baal.
Essentially they die as a chapter and they reject Cabanda, the demon, in the very last
end.
It's very cool.
He has a big jaw of him.
He's like, you ain't shit Cabanda.
He's like, what did you say?
Did we skip Crimson Sabres?
Sorry, I interrupted.
I think because they're traitors, they're in my Warbands folder.
So they're not in this one.
Sorry guys.
Knights of Dawn.
Is anyone here a big fan of Dawn?
Just wondering.
He's fine.
He's okay.
He has a cool quote.
Knights of Gryphon or Gryphonae.
Gryphon I suppose.
Is that a reference to Berserk in some way?
Maybe.
No.
Knights of the Chalice, Blood Angels.
They're fine.
That's just what we say.
Knights of the Raven, guess who these guys are.
How is that not just the Raven Guard symbol?
I know it's pretty similar, but that's a rip off.
But you'll note the trim is white.
So it's not the same.
Lamenters go to the top.
Let's put them at the top.
Lamenti, menti, menti, mores.
Where are they going in the list?
Can't they rightfully go in D tier?
Because they should just, that's just how it is.
They just lose.
Declan Gray says, if Dawn has zero fans, I'm dead.
Good to have you here.
Holding the last wall up.
All three Dawn fans out there are actually losing it right now.
That's two more than the Iron Hands fans.
For some reason, boys.
That's fine.
This reminds me of Action Man or what's it?
How is that a spell?
Who?
E.I. Joe.
Know what these guys are called?
Who designed that one?
Legion of Night.
Wow.
Fun fact.
Legion of the Damned.
Gotta get them up the top.
Legion of the Damned is pretty sick to be honest.
Thank you, Heborek, for the eight month member.
You have the same default photo that my buddy has.
Random thing that came to my mind.
Warbands next week.
Next two weeks.
Yes, potentially.
And then own again for the TRY monies.
Also if I see anyone defending Howling Griffins, I'll find you and rant about them to you.
They hurt my boys' soul drinkers and soul drinkers rule.
Like like soul drinkers.
That's all you need to know.
I love me soul drinkers.
But he's their number one fan.
He loves them.
When I started my channel, ever since I've started the channel, he's been in my Discord
going, when are you doing soul drinkers?
When I can do them justice, I'll do them.
But not right now.
I'm going to be doing them this year.
Colin, Alderman's Logo.
Six novels though.
Six.
Yeah.
And I'm reading them.
I don't know who they are, but put them up.
They're called the libators cause they drink, I suppose.
They're like wine.
The libators?
It's a wine cup.
It's got an Alderman logo.
I'm going to put them in C. Liberators.
Lion Warriors.
Mantis Warriors.
I love Mantis Warriors.
He loves me.
I feel so bad when in that artwork where Tiberius the Red Wake is like looming over one of them.
Hey, have you ever seen a Astadis shit his pants?
Front row seats.
That's the closest thing it came.
I like these guys.
Marauders.
White Scar successors.
They're going up a few ranks.
I've heard their name before.
I'm putting them in B cause I'm gonna have to zoom out again, Andy.
Oh, who's this?
This is the Marines August.
Ultramarine successor.
Oh, Marines Errant.
These guys are great.
I like these guys.
They're a fleet base chapter.
They're just space mariney space marines.
Yeah.
I'm gonna keep it real with you.
What's this list?
Their whole thing is like crusading.
Can I tell you a cool story about one of them, please?
So he was captured.
He's part of the Death Watch.
He was captured by the Dark Aildar and taken to Kamorra and him and his mates who were
Knights Errant, Marines Errant, escaped Kamorra.
They're like the only ones who've ever done it.
Yeah.
That's that's that's that's Marines Errant.
Technically some silent man just broke out when they say he's still doing something.
I think Anshi actually broke out.
Shout out to Anshi.
Is Anshi a space marine?
No.
Then it doesn't count.
Okay.
Right.
Next one is Marines Exemplar.
The symbol is cool but no.
Marines Malevolent.
Oh, S here.
S here.
Oh, I freaking love them so much.
Why do you love them?
They're such dicks.
Because they suck.
Because people hate them so much and people like cry and complain about them so much.
Do you want to give the context Eli for why people are so marmite on them?
Marines Malevolent love to achieve an admission no matter how many civilians they kill.
Yeah.
And they're just like huge jerks and they get the job done though and they make people
sad.
So, you know, S here.
Tushan and the Salamanders punch one of them in the face.
I've just finished a video on Tushan.
I have the bit where he's just like scowling at the camera.
Yeah, that's the face he pulled when the Marines Malevolent bombed 4,000 civilians to stem
a bit of the orcs for a few hours.
You guys are just dicks.
I mean they always win.
To be fair, they have like a flawless combat record.
But the thing is, the captain in charge was called Vineyard.
You're named after a wine lord.
Vineyard.
I'm pretty sure.
They can't do to defeat the whole purpose of like...
Isn't their law like they didn't...
They got ultra or they got primaris reinforcements because they found a custodies who was like
injured and guarding some of the things.
They basically like basically nicked off his dead body.
But that's how they got primaris.
I don't know.
That's new lore.
They were literally like we got off the back of a truck.
The truck was in the station.
Masters of Protolos.
Never even...
That's quite the name.
Hold on.
Mentors.
They're going at the top.
Sorry, boys.
Do you think it's still canon that part about one of them has met the emperor?
I like to believe so.
I think they're great.
Supposedly like for people listening, the mentor chapter pretty much does what it says
in the tin.
They essentially work with Imperial Guard and they often spread out and act as like
sort of how like early Emperor's Children Legion would where they act like champions
for Imperial Guard companies and they direct.
But I also love they've been around since like the original Space Marines and originally
on the tabletop, you could have one in your army as like a special unit.
And I was like, oh, it's such a shame that that's no longer a thing where you have little
tiny details like that where you could be like, he's a mentor and he's there kind of
with his notebook going, all right, guys, let's see about formations.
That's a C plus.
Like comment reminded me that Treaded Unknown had a lot of funny Marines in the level in
videos back in the day.
And that's one reason why.
The Game Boy one I love.
It's just like, well, that's a good job.
We bombed that orphanage.
All right, here, guys, you're not going to believe me.
Do you know what these guys are called?
The Marines.
They're called the Meta Marines.
The Meta Marines.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, is one Minotaur's.
Minotaur is in this tier for me.
We finally hit them.
Astarion Moloch is pretty freaking cool.
Who'd win the fight?
Tiberos or Astarion?
I think Astarion would.
Colin, do you want to give a...
He's fought custodies, hasn't he?
For people listening.
Colin, do you want to give a...
He's fought custodies, hasn't he?
For people listening.
Colin, do you want to give a...
He's fought custodies, hasn't he?
For people listening.
Colin, do you want to explain quickly the Minotaur's just for the uninitiated?
They're the High Lord of Terrors, personal attack dogs.
If they don't like you, they throw the Minotaur's at you, and the Minotaur's attack in full
chapter strength every time.
So they have a habit of kicking the shit out of other Space Marine chapters that did something
that the High Lords don't like.
And their chapter master was going to get in a fight with the Captain General of the
custodies.
And Mr. Captain General looked at him and went, I don't know how to beat him.
Well, yeah, it's just like Valerian, who's like the shield captain.
It's like, I fought a lot of people in my time.
I don't know how I would fight this guy because he's so like...
And there's like rumors that he's died several times, but he always seems to come back.
So like, is it the same guy?
Or is he even a robot?
I think he's been on some ships that have exploded and he still shows up later.
And he's like, yeah, no problem.
And he's possibly from Iron Warrior Geneseed because Minotaurs may be the Iron Warriors
traitor Geneseed.
We don't know.
They stole loads of relics from the chapters.
I pretty sure they have loads of...
Any chapter that's gone down bad.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, gone bad, not down bad.
That's a different context.
They take their relics as like a sort of, you know, get us back later.
And the thing is they're really buddy buddy with the administratum.
So like the guys who do all the taxes are like their best friends.
Yeah.
They're like, what are the old institutions of the Imperium that gets their shit on time?
Yeah.
And they get the best armor and weapons.
It's like, oh, I see.
Big win for Dee Doyle in the chat.
He secured the Petonia box set.
Good man.
Collins raging.
Look, I appreciate that, you know, what has to be done to keep the old world going is
what has to be done.
Yeah.
As we say, at the time of recording, the old world has just launched and we're kind of
desperate to keep that.
I mean, GW, you can tell that they're testing the water currently with it.
Yeah.
I think the water has been pretty successfully tested because half the things in the store
when I checked were sold out.
We got $5 from Eldritch, the old great one.
Again, thank you.
The best tier, the correct choice, their chapter master is the most melee out of the melee.
That man got no range, but he don't need it when 30 feet kill zone.
That's right, baby.
Leonidas in space.
Oh yeah.
Here's another one guys.
Mortifactors.
We're ultramarine successors and we eat dead people.
I'd give them A tier.
These are quite cool.
There's like, I've heard a small short story part about one of them serving on the Death
Watch and then he actually had another Mortifactor on the Death Watch with him.
And he died and his friend was quite rare in the Death Watch apparently like to have
another one of your chapter.
Unless you're a Crimson Fisk, because there's loads of them.
And his other Marine died and they often collect like the ashes of their fallen.
They basically keep them.
They did leave the Lamenters to die, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, that's, you know, that's part of the course.
I have been, I have started the Uriel Ventress books and like the first one is the ultramarines
and the, the Mortifactors and they're like, oh, we get to see our long lost brothers.
I wonder what they're up to.
And they're like, an hour later, they're like, I never want to speak to these guys
again.
I hope they never interact with them.
They are just weird and I don't like them.
They smell funny.
They're like the Chaplain, the Chaplain Master's like Chaplain, tend to the warp to find like
what we need.
And they're like, don't use the warp.
And you're like, no, it's fine.
Because we've done this for a while.
And he's like, oh, the Codex says, no, it's bad in the book.
Here's a fun one.
Necropolis Hawks.
I'm just thinking, I wonder if I can ultramarine this straight up, throw the Codex at someone's
face.
Just like, you know, it'd be like, bam, this is not codex.
In Darktide, the Ogryn with the rock just, it just kills anything it hits.
Nemesis chapter.
These guys are all familiar.
Successors.
They were made entirely.
I think of destroyers from the ultramarine's legions.
So they like blowing shit up and they're pretty relentless.
They'll go and see, I suppose.
Right.
We're getting for it.
Nightwatch.
Don't have any opinions.
Nova Marines.
They're A tier.
Actually, they're S tier.
They're S tier.
Maybe not S tier.
Come on.
If Baltimore was here, he would, he would keep them S tier.
They're really cool.
Should we put the Minotaurs at least above Crimson Fists?
Just cause some people might look at that.
Excuse me?
No, I'm going to put them there.
I'm going to put them there.
Cause black tempers are way better.
I don't know if the Marines are S tier, but I'll, I'll.
Put them on the top of A. How about that?
Okay.
We're getting through guys.
We're almost there.
So Nova Wings, who?
There's going to be a lot of these by the way.
Megamarines, who?
Patriarchs of Olyx, of Olyxis.
Wow.
A lot of Ultramarines ones.
It does sound cool, don't they?
Penitent Blades, another Dark Angel successor.
I'm going to put them on, cause I know where, who they are.
They can go there.
Okay.
If you've heard of them, it goes, it goes above LoL.
The sons of, did the red corsairs sneak on here?
Yeah.
Where are you looking?
On the, below, on the.
Oh, this one?
No, not even on the list.
We're not there yet.
Oh, there, there are.
Oh my gosh.
I see another Iron Warrior successor.
Whoops, whoops, I've seen that.
Oh my gosh.
These guys are just called the Penitents.
No.
Oh, this looks like a Bretonian.
No, this is, this is obvious.
Yeah, it looks like that.
Praetors of Ophiuchus.
He just slapped an Ultramarine over the back.
That sucks aggressively bad.
It's like Averland, but blue, and Ultramarine.
Also, I know this looks chaos-y.
It's not.
This is the Prime Obsolvers.
Sure.
Better than the regular Obsolvers.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with the Prime Obsolvers.
Oh, here we go.
We've got a fun one.
Rainbow Warriors.
Yeah.
S-tier.
There we go.
Put them in S-tier.
Shouldn't be successor chapters.
Yep.
Let's put them above the Marines and let them just serve like good men.
But they were one of the founding legions.
Yeah, but then we're not now.
Although, looking at it, look how similar those two are.
Yeah.
There is one that was earlier that looked like.
It's like, imagine if you send your kid to school and went, I want you to draw the Marines
Malevolent logo, and that's what you got.
I don't think kids should really know Warhammer lore.
I think they should.
I was like 10 years old.
Rampages, White Scar, successors, they're going into C-tier at least.
I mean, you wouldn't make your kids read about the Demon Quilaba, would you?
I would.
We'll see.
You can get them into the world.
The sooner they can start paying taxes.
Raptors.
Raptors get S-tier.
They're pretty neat.
Marine Marines.
For those who are listening, I'm going to say A-tier.
The Raptors are kind of essentially the most sensible Space Marine chapter ever.
They kind of operate like a normal army in a way.
They actually use camouflage and stuff.
They put the Marines in Space Marines.
He's the crows.
Raven Watch.
No.
Redcore says, shouldn't be here.
S-tier.
No.
I thought about them at the bottom.
I think they should stay here.
It's in the wrong folder.
Who we got here?
We got the Red Dragons.
Oh, here's a fun one.
Red Hunters.
Literally, the Inquisitor's Pet Space Marine Army.
We are Inquisitors.
We have our own Space Marines.
And they just follow around sketchy chapters all the time.
Yeah.
They're pretty crazy.
Red Legion.
Lol.
Red Scorpions.
That pretty cool.
S-tier.
This was a Forge Boat.
This was a Forge World chapter, wasn't it?
Which was...
Do you want to explain that to Eli?
Because I'm not 100% on the Red Scorpions.
They probably don't have Mars anymore, but Carob Callum was treading up by the end of
it, I think.
They fought in the Badab War.
They led the offensive for a long time.
They're suspiciously similar to Ward Bears and Emperor's Children.
They also were one of the few chapters that believe the Emperor is a god.
So they're like, when they were doing the Badab War, their chapter master was the one
who was like, you're on, I'm gonna get you for the Emperor, you'll get...
And they hate Dinos extra more than everyone else.
Extra more they do.
They hate them.
And they love the Codex.
A whole...
Oh yes they do.
Do they have two chapter masters?
They do.
I believe.
They have one that's...
They split the difference.
...on their homeworld.
And they have one in a dreadnought, right?
Yeah.
I think so.
They have one who does the ruling and one who does the fighting.
I can't believe that there isn't a Badab War novel.
That's so sad.
It's just like the Imperial Armour books.
Maybe one day, they did just do a Catea form.
Catea...
By the way, there's no...
Yep.
Donation from Anthrax Crab.
Thank you, Anthrax Crab.
Thank you, brother.
Funny name.
Oh, he says, my favorite chapter...
Oh, go ahead, Socon.
No, you read...
No, no, no.
It's a disaster right now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's about his name, so read the donation first, please.
My favorite chapter is the Angels of...
Is it the Angels of Angels?
Yeah, he says that.
Whom duty, and admin error, must apply a to all chapters with angels of...
My favorite chapter is the Emperor's Angels, Knights of Darkness, and their dower and menacing...
Why are they yelling at my pancreas?
I don't know.
Did I miss something?
Has not found stable employment.
I don't know what's going on.
But uh, what I wanted to say, completely unrelated, I need to sidetrack more, we will never be
ending with this.
Again man.
As on Anthrax Crab, the name reminds me of a Dragon Ball Z parody animation, where they
wish for Freeza's spaceship on Navik to be filled with spiders with big dicks, and he
gets hit with a truck full of Anthrax.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Oh we have another, Eldritch the old great one, he's bawling out today.
Thank you Eldritch.
He says, wanted to ask this for a while, your choice of wife, you choosing a Tao, sister
of battle, Eldar, or any demon which you pick, call in we know.
I have a real wife.
Um, L.
I mean in terms of war, how much do I have to give?
If I could turn my wife into one of those, I'd turn her into a sister of battle probably,
cause actually then, maybe an Eldar again.
I think sister's a battle.
I'm glad they specified any demon you pick, yeah I want a plague bearer wife.
I don't know, I, to be honest, the only one I'd realistically be allowed to pick cause
of my ISP is sister of battle, but I'd actually like to marry a sister of silence because
then I could get to know her, because her whole life she would have been shunned by
people and I'd be like, no you're pretty, I really like your top knot and you're strong
and brave and I love you.
She won't talk back, is that what you're gonna say?
No, I'll learn sign language and we will have tea and write books together and have a lovely
time.
And then we'll have a massive sword around her.
And that's a bonus.
BJB sliding me up again.
And no one takes up seating near us because of the aura she projects.
I'm like, I love you the way you are.
If my girl ain't walking around with a claymore at one time.
And my wife came in and asked me to explain what I would turn her into, and she was very
pleased.
Just to say a devoted servant of the law.
A living saint.
I told her that she's cool.
He lies on the couch tonight.
He's a very cool guy.
Anyway.
Almost done boys.
People are listed.
Almost done brothers.
Tal.
Red Talons.
Iron Hands is only good success.
Why?
Why do they do this?
D-Tig.
You know why?
Because I hate these guys.
These are the Iron Hands that attack other loyalists.
And they're Iron Hands.
Ortec Mall.
Why are they all Talons?
Is it because of the Talons from the horse hair season?
No, because it's one of the clans.
Yeah, it was clan Morgoth.
And they're all Talon things?
These were made up of the Iron Hands successors.
They were like, oh, we have clan Morgoth.
And there were several people in clan Morgoth who didn't die.
And they were like, we'll make a chapter.
We'll make a chapter.
These guys are actually like properly annoying.
These are the guys who like, they don't care about the Imperial.
They just care about vengeance.
To give the Marines, Malevans a bit of a run for their money.
Because Ortec Mall was a bit of a dick.
They killed salamanders in the Marine Garden.
They did.
Just for no reason.
And they hate.
What do we got?
Red Templars.
These are the ones who look like the Fleur de Lis.
Oh, sorry, it is the Fleur de Lis.
Here we go, more red guys.
Red Wolves.
Red Wolves?
That's not, they're not space wolf successor.
No, they're just called Red Wolves.
They're not related.
But that's literally the space wolves.
I know, they're not related.
Neither is this one.
They're not related to space wolves.
Whoever comes up with these shows up to work drunk every day.
Hold on, while I'm here.
Shadow Wolves.
Who are they?
Test.
Who are these guys?
Ultramarines.
It's the same wolves.
No, wait, wait.
Who are they descended from?
Are they not Ultramarines?
No.
Imperial Fists.
Because they're related to Hell's Reach because there's that bit where the ship crashes and
Grimaldas is like, the Shadow Wolves.
So they're around Aaron Dempsey Bowden's wife's home room, I think.
Oh wow.
Listen, Aaron, I'm not going to lie.
It's the wrong symbol.
Relictus.
That skull looks a bit derpy, I won't lie.
Let's be honest.
Derpy goes to C. Oh, we know this one, guys.
What's this one?
Do we?
Reclaves.
Oh yes, this is the...
No.
Retributors.
Yeah.
The Astartes guys.
The Retributors from Astartes.
They did so much for the fan base.
And then GW killed him.
Yes, they are.
Astartes goes hard.
Astartes is great.
Although, it's supposed to be a skull in a hand, but I always see this as a jawline.
So it just looks like a dirty robot from Team Fortress 2.
You know, the robots with someone's hand on his head, which is a bit derpy, but fun.
Oh, here's another White Scar's successor, I believe.
Is it the Revilas?
Are they getting shot in the head?
The Revilas.
They're getting the cat treatment.
Rift Cobras.
Oh, never mind.
I can't go hard, but I don't know who they are.
Whatever it is, a Cobra Kai, but that's surely...
Hold on, hold on, pal.
Raven Goat, Raven Goat.
Just put them with the other one.
This one, completely distinct from this one.
Do not complain.
The background is slightly less dirty.
Exactly.
Can you imagine if they like meet up in the same war zone?
They both have to go like, oh, this is a bit awkward in the same outfit.
Or they're on the war zone and it's like, brother, I don't know you.
It's like, oh yeah, sorry, wrong shade of white.
Oh, I've got to keep pushing.
Do you know what they're called though?
Yep.
Rift Stalkers.
That's a cool name.
I don't know them.
So these guys are the Sable Knights.
They're blood angel successors because look at this symbol.
Put them in D.
What have we put ourselves through by the way for this?
This is so long.
We're almost done.
We're nearly there.
Sable Swords.
You suck.
I barely remember them.
Silver Eagles.
Lol.
Silver Guard.
Lol.
Right.
Eli, who's this?
Iron Warriors, put them in lol.
The Silver Skulls.
Yes, it is.
These are like beats here.
I don't know.
They're not that cool, but they are.
I mean, they're pretty cool.
They coat skulls in silver and then put them in a trophy place.
So they're painters who can't be bothered to change their mistake.
Yeah, that's kind of it.
They're all ultimate successors, I think.
I've seen people here who have literally listened to this and you've got the lead voucher on
the paint.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
It's like they made a mistake.
I bought new lead voucher the other day.
Or sorry, this is an old oil.
It's different.
I still use lead voucher.
I don't know why.
It's one of the best colors.
What is paint?
Lead voucher is the tastiest paint.
It's tasty, yeah.
Silver Templars.
They've never heard of them.
They have really cool artwork, but I have no idea why.
Oh, I do know they have actually all...
They have loads of cool art.
It's like, why?
Oh, also, the Silver Skulls are a real chapter.
Some people, I remember, were saying when the Trades of the Infinite book came out that
they were actually just a myth and that they were actually just Trades of the Infinite,
but that's wrong.
And then you're like, Slack.
They are real.
It's just the statue was not of them.
Yeah, that's all.
Skull Bearers.
Lol.
No.
Sky Sentinels.
Lol.
I like the blue.
This...
I hate this logo.
He's wearing a beret.
What is that?
This one's the Solar Hawks.
Who cares?
Don't know.
Sons of Dawn.
Lol.
Sons of Giliman.
Lol.
Sons of Jagatai.
Lol.
That's a cool symbol.
It is a cool symbol.
And because of the Sons of Jagatai, I'm putting it up here.
Sons of Jagatai.
We put in C tier Sons of Medusa.
No.
Where are Sons of Medusa?
Lol.
Why?
They're the ones who actually had a civil war with the Iron Hands.
You rushed me.
I wasn't ready yet.
I wasn't ready.
They're like a bunch of successor Iron Hands put together into one.
There was a civil war between the Iron Hands stuff.
And eventually they had to settle it by just splitting the chapters.
There was a schism about belief with the Mechanicus and they have really good...
They're like the best armed Space Marine chapter because they're so in bed with the Mechanicus.
And they're like, yeah, we love you.
Can I have that like multi-melter rail gun?
Yeah.
There you go.
And that's great.
Even the Iron Hands, before they go into battle, they don't say like for the God Emperor.
They say like for the Machine God.
Yeah.
But it was more of like, is it for the Machine God or is it more like hail the Machine God?
Or is it like, how many prayers do we say to the Machine God?
Or is it on a Sunday?
Like that was the schism.
How much lube do you put on your dreadnought before you get in?
As much as you need.
Sons of Auror.
Never heard of it.
Yeah.
Sons of Sanguinus.
You made that up.
Sons of Sanguinus, I'm going to put them there.
They're kind of cool.
They've got a fun logo with the skull.
I think that is the most hateable name because all of them are Sons of One Prime Micronauta.
That doesn't tell you anything.
Whenever I write a script and I say like Sons of Dorne, I'm like, I hope people don't think,
I mean like the Sons of Dorne, like this Sons of Dorne.
No, not the chapter, the Sons of Dorne.
I mean in general anyway.
Sons of the Phoenix.
Oh, the secret Empress Children one.
They can get A tier just for looking like Empress Children.
I love the logo, but it's like, must be a bitch to paint.
Surely.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's so stupid.
I'm pretty sure you can bi-transfer that one though.
It's kind of cool.
Oh fair enough.
Oh, here we go.
Soul drinkers.
S tier, here we go.
Literally top first tier for me.
Light's been waiting for this all stream and now he's going to go.
We kind of don't want to...
Don't swear at me, I'm the master of Baby Mad.
Oh guys, it's the Derpy Space Sharks.
Oh it's the original Kakaroton symbol.
What the heck?
Well here's the thing, they're two distinctly different chapters technically.
It's just, look at this Derpy boy.
The Space Sharks are a different chapter.
It looks like kind of tribal I guess.
To the Kakarotons.
Because originally they were the same thing, but then they were like, no they're actually
two different, I'm going to put them in A, because look at these Derpy Nodes.
That is so bad.
That's honestly the worst chapter.
How embarrassed would you be to be like, I'm in Astartes, which chapter?
Space Sharks.
Oh, I have to wear this every day.
I fucking obviously see that symbol.
I'm hearing like the, you know, the Into the Spider-Verse.
She like, dooooo.
These guys are fun.
These are the Star Dragons.
They're Iron Hand successors.
They have a big friendship with one of the Blood Angel successors.
I can't remember off the top of my head.
And they're like best friends.
So whenever they get into war, they fight with each other.
And there's one point where the Blood Angels guys were like, we're kind of doing a Penitent
Crusade.
You should not get involved.
They're like, no bro.
You're my bro.
I'll be with you, bro.
I love you, bro.
And so they're great.
That's already more lore than the rest of the Iron Hand successors.
Yeah.
No, don't say that word.
Oh, here's an interesting one.
Star Phantoms.
These are the guys who-
Oh, they're really cool.
They put the smack down on Huron.
And they also were-
They're like brick guns.
They're also in the Knightlil trilogy as well.
I want to put them in eight because they're great.
They literally are the reason why Huron is like melty faced.
Because they were like the last chapter involved, the badab.
Oh yeah.
We are getting this finished.
Oh no.
Here come the Star Phantoms.
Poor guys.
We should probably say, we should tease.
We're going to do one another tier list after this.
And it's going to be, I think, Skyrim Companions for the people listening.
Palette cleanser, should we say.
When our hell ends, we're almost there.
We're nearly there.
Steel Confessors.
These guys are weird.
Aren't they like super duper Mechanicus?
Oh yeah.
Are these the guys who were made by the Mechanicus?
Yeah, they're made by them.
And they were like, that sounds like some heresy, man.
Maybe they get B tier for having actual Lord.
Yeah.
They're like, you shouldn't be here.
Like, we are.
Is everyone C tier below got no Lord?
It's pretty much-
Basically, I think.
Kind of, yeah.
I mean, some of them do.
Like, Carmine Blades.
Oh, this is the ones that are friends with- I'm going to put them on the list.
I think.
Oh no.
No, these are the ones that are Ultramarine Pretenders.
No, fuck that.
I can't remember which one it was.
So close, boys.
Stormcrawlers.
Are they, I think, white scarves?
No.
Cool.
Storm Falcons.
Storm Giants.
Upside down, white scarves.
Storm Giants.
It's going up.
It's white scarves.
It's Shaban Kahn.
I'm putting it in M8.
Sure, they can have A tier, I guess.
Storm Giants are like mega big-
Like, white scarves, like giants.
Yeah.
Have they been confirmed white scarves?
Someone just put their pauldron on the wrong shoulder and that's how that logo came about.
Storm Hawks.
No.
Storm Lords.
No.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I was wrong.
It's the Storm Giants or the Salamanders who are giants.
The Storm Reapers, I think, are Shabans?
They're white scarves.
I think it's Storm Giants with the Salamander ones.
Them and the Black Dragons were the only Salamanders.
Mantis Warriors are on the list.
They're in S tier.
Yes, they're in S tier.
Storm Wardens.
They have a lot of art.
Where are the red scorpions?
The red scorpions are like in A, I think, or A or B, if someone's asking.
They're in A. I think we put them in S, I think.
I got that.
Might be in S actually, T-Fair.
We'll have a look at the end, brothers, don't worry.
Yeah, true, sorry.
These are the Storm Warriors, who cares?
Who cares?
These are the Storm Wings, who cares?
I've done a video on these next guys a long time ago.
The Storm Watchers.
They're a weird video game tie-in.
Oh, they're from Inquisitor, that's what I'm thinking.
Oh, so they're meteorologists?
Good old tush.
They're in the Inquisitor game.
Subjugators.
That symbol, god.
Sives of the Inquisitor.
Oh, these guys are cool.
Oh, they're S tier, I think they just...
Oh, Green Successors, they guard...
I love the four of them.
Yes, they were infected by Gene Steelers and they got reborn.
I give them S.
S?
Yeah, come on, they deserve that.
They were founded in the Horror Terrasy-ish times.
This is the same symbol as before?
Oh, yeah.
There's two of them.
Oh, because we had twice.
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
I'll put them in...
I'll put them in there.
This next one.
Oh, this is such a weird logo.
Look at this thing, it's so ugly.
Because you can't really see the difference between the shield and the shield.
Yeah.
It's so ugly.
There's a huge difference between the shield and the wings.
Yeah, two things looking at each other.
Tempest Guard.
Yeah, no better than that.
The Unnamed.
I believe another Dark Fiends successor.
Well, they're not unnamed if they're named.
They are now.
The Tiger Argent.
Sounds cool.
Tiger Claws, Astral Claws successors.
Oh, yeah, they're cool.
That's kind of cool, the fact that they still exist.
Someone mentioned earlier, do we have any cat themed ones?
There you go.
Tiger Claws.
Meow.
They were the ones who planted the seed in their brain.
They were like, oh, you shouldn't follow the Imperium.
Yeah, because they weren't allowed to rebuild.
Yeah, we got lost and they dipped us over.
Here's a fun one.
Tome Keepers.
Do you know about Tome Keepers?
Maybe at one point.
They are the official Space Marine chapter of GW because they are like the Tome Keepers.
Oh, is this like how Black Library is named after?
Or like, is the, wait, the real question is, is it named after the craft world or is the
craft world named after the company?
I don't know.
Do you know this, Colin?
Because obviously it's in first year.
Yeah, I don't remember which came first.
And why is it called the Black Library?
Because all the other ones are like, oof.
Because it's a spooky name.
I think it should sound Elven.
Yeah, but it's filled with just lore on chaos and shit.
I think because these are the mascot of Games Workshop and because they have lots of really
cool art.
I'm going to put Minet.
Sorry, guys.
Andy, when there's a quiz coming up about successor chapters.
Andy's not by my side.
If there's a quiz about successor chapters, I'm leaving.
I was just thinking Colin's been very quiet this whole stream.
I'm scared to look at this camera in case he's just fumbling.
It's not really time to have an opinion.
I know minimal about Space Marines in general, at least compared to you gentlemen.
These are like the, the, I'm scraping the barrel.
Sorry.
Go ahead, Colin.
Go ahead.
I would say I get why they exist.
I'm positive it's because it's like, hey, it's an official, you know, in lore chapter,
but it's a painstaking for your army.
Have fun with the lore.
And you know, that's, that's awesome.
It's GW going, Hey, look, we know there's all sorts of lore, but we make the minis too.
Here's some for you to have fun with.
That also means that ranking all of these bastards.
But at the same point, there are like 12 of them with slightly different hues of green
and you're like, we don't need this many green space.
Or the Eagle right up there, though, the slightly more white, slightly smaller Eagle.
Yeah.
Controversial opinion here, but what if all the rest of these were just in lol who?
There's gotta be a few we don't cause there are some important ones here, but I know one
of those Eagle ones.
Yeah.
Oh, let's get through these.
So this one is the Venators of Osirion lol.
This one is the Victors lol.
This one's the void trident lol.
This one's the Vorpal swords.
They have some names.
They were in the Abyssal Crusade.
Yeah, we'll put them in D. This one is the War Bearers, not word bearers like some nerd.
The War Bearers.
Has a cross world tier list next.
Actually, that's quite a good one.
And this is a weird one.
Here are two versions of the Warmongers.
Don't know why.
There's just two of them.
Warriors Adept.
I'm getting really annoyed with these eagles.
The hook of the eagles.
To be fair, I think that one's a griffin.
Warriors Tempest.
I'll get through the rest of the lol who cause who cares.
White Minotaurs.
Then we've got White Panthers.
Then we've got the White Templars.
And then we've got the Yellowjackets, which are a White Scar successor.
We've got to be honest.
Here we're ignoring these guys because they shouldn't be here.
So who are these?
So these are the White Consuls.
I've heard of them.
Ultramarine successors.
Their captain has a really cool model.
And they're like devourers, right?
Yeah, they're like we're politicians.
And I think they also have two chapter masters.
I think this is the one you made.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like one of them stays home and manages internal affairs and the other goes off to work.
And they have this model that was released last year, I think it was, of one of their
captains.
And it's so good.
I'm like, ah, but no one knows who the White Consuls are.
That's a shame.
It's such a cool model.
And here are the Wolf Wars.
Talks about Space Marine successors.
We've been through all of these.
None of them have been Space Wolf successors.
Here they are.
We've got the Wolf Brothers and the Wolf Spear.
Now the Wolf Brothers went a bit chaos-y.
So we're going to put them in D.
Wasn't one of them like, Leemon Russ was really excited, like, I got a successor chapter.
I'm going to give them everything they need.
And then their gene seed melted.
Yeah, they kind of became a bit messed up.
Did one of them become the 13th company or was that just the 13th company?
Well, I think this symbol is kind of the 13th company symbol as it is.
It's like, but again, this isn't like official.
This is just like, I think the best approximation of what they are.
Because again, Space Wars have got two successors.
You might as well give them something.
And this one is their Ultima founding, the Wolf Spears, which are pretty cool.
They have a thing about they've met the Space Wolves.
And the fucking ultimate founding is my version of Retonia.
They shouldn't exist.
The whole point of Space Wars is they can't have successor chapters.
Get them out of here.
Kill them.
But I think also, in case of like, get them just like, hey guys.
Quit Belisarius call in the blender.
Hey guys, I love what you've done with Fenris while I've been gone.
Here's a chapter and they're like, ah, ah, Yarl Gilliman.
Very cool.
They watch his shit fly off and they're like, I don't give a shit.
And then they just go back to a reading.
They should have killed them while I did Black Templars.
Should we put the Red Corsairs next to the Astral Claws because it's the same thing?
Let's just not put...
Can we just download it as it is?
Yeah, okay.
We've done it.
Who was that last one?
Red Corsairs, they're in the wrong list.
We did it, boys.
We did it.
Holy cow.
I'm going to go check on the potatoes that I have in water right now.
For those who are listening, we just rated all of the successor chapters.
We will probably choose something much smaller as a list for the next one.
Oh my lord.
How are we feeling after that?
My brain hurt.
Just a couple.
For those who are listening, we accomplished something which we have put ourselves through
that.
And we tried to explain a couple of the...
There's a few standout ones that have some cool lore there.
I think some of them are pretty self-explanatory, which is like Black Templars.
We don't really need to discuss that.
There's a few, I think, particularly if you look on your back, you'll see like A tier
and some of the ones in B tier, there's some nice, neat ones in there.
I think particularly a shout out to Soul Drinkers and Kakaradons because they have some decent
novels behind those.
If anyone wants to read up on more lore or have an army that looks kind of decent, you
know, give that a go.
Just a quick question.
How many...
Just guess-timation.
How many would you say were on that list?
Over 250.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
For comparison...
Maybe at okay time.
I've looked up the list of all Eldar craft worlds I could find.
There's I believe 23 items on this list.
One of them is just Eldar.
That's just the article for Eldar of Warhammer.
That's not a craft world.
One of them just says craft world and the other is a thing on the craft worlds.
So, 20.
Hello from Mr. Late again.
TRY 22.
Thank you.
Did you guys skip Relictors?
I didn't see them.
I guess we did.
I'm not going back.
Also, the people saying Dragon Ball Z tier list, do not utter such black speech of Mordor.
Oh my gosh.
1000 tier list.
I want to rank all 5 million Super Saiyan 4.
If you put Super Saiyan 4...
Super Saiyan 2.
Super Saiyan 4 goes hard.
No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
No it doesn't.
It's so wrong.
It's the primal Saiyan 4.
Okay.
Well, we do have another tier list to go through I think.
We have one much briefer one.
This doesn't have 200 options.
This has about 20ish.
This is Skyrim Followers.
And I'm just going to, before we start, I'm putting up a new poll because the last one
was very long.
This poll is simply, have you heard of the cloud district?
So check out the chat for your poll options.
I get to the cloud district very often with my deeds.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
He's on Elf.
One of our first...
No butchers in the z my presser on.
Oh no.
I don't know who Adelisa, Adelisa that bitch.
Adelisa?
She's a Empyrean get from one of the taverns probably.
She looks like a, yeah like a, what are they called?
Tamriel Knight?
What are they called?
The Romans?
What are they called?
The Imperials?
Imperials, that's the one.
People put in the comments what you've done to the z.
Let's be honest.
Put what you've put in a zeme for you.
And are you Imperials or Stormtrojk?
There's only one right answer to that question.
Oh yeah, Golan.
Aayla was the most incredible thing 12 year old Eli had ever seen.
Amen.
He saw that wall painting, he's like, something funny is going on with my body.
Who's this dog?
I don't know.
Who is that?
It looks like he's Norn.
Norn says, Super Saiyan God is the goat, nothing come, nothing come close.
Ultra Instinct brother.
You're out of your fucking mind.
You're both out of your mind.
Atah?
I don't know who that is.
Clearly we don't play enough Skyrim.
I feel like that guy might have been, I mean it looks like he's in Whiterun.
I like how you can figure that out just from Bricks.
How have you done this?
Anakeki?
Who are these people?
I don't know who that is.
Oh, I know who this is.
This is, she is, I think the dark...
Big Soul Gem thing, what was it called?
No, is that the dark elf who's next, who's actually at the farm near, you know when you
fight Mordor?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's near the farm underneath.
Oh, was it something Grove?
She's a priestess of Azura.
Oh, she's in the Shrine of Azura quest.
Oh no, I'm thinking of...
Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
I give her D tier because you need to not take the black star to get her as a follower
and I don't know why you wouldn't do that.
Black star's too awesome.
Also from Tom Warren, $5, thank you sir.
Thank you Tom.
Erendor is the best companion and anyone who disagrees is wrong.
Oh, this guy.
Who's that guy?
The dark elf guy.
So what do you think about having had him before?
Erendor is the guy you get from the Daedric quest of the dreams.
It's with...
Oh, the...
God, I don't remember, but it's in...
It's in...
Dawnstar.
Dawn...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's the one who was a previous...
He was a previous Daedra worshipper and then he now worships Mara and you...
Well, basically, honestly, I'd put him in A tier because honestly, every time I end
up killing him, because then you can actually get the reward for the quest.
I don't prefer him as a companion.
If they didn't want us to do that, they wouldn't have locked off an achievement behind getting
all the Daedric artifacts.
Yeah, true.
Argus.
Argus?
Don't know him.
I think he's one of the...
He's one of the...
Oh, he's the companion you can get from the tavern in Markarth.
Nothing really special.
He's a barbarian fighter.
He's the guy who you pay for.
Quite frankly, I think all of the mer should be in their own tier below tier.
How do you spell mer?
Mer.
Oh, Mer.
It's crazy how Colum feels so differently about Skyrim elves compared to...
I think that every Elder Scrolls elf should have their balls exploded and their heads
chopped off.
Oh man.
Wood elves are cool though, aren't they?
Are they still good?
No.
Mer.
No elves are cool.
In the Elder Scrolls.
And as far as slurs go, what does mer mean?
I can't remember.
It's not a slur.
I think that's what they call them.
No, it's just like alt-mer, dun-mer, bos-mer.
It's just elf.
Oh, just elf.
Okay, let's put all the elves in there.
I'm upset because I lost my god soup, so I need to blow up the fucking world.
God, I hate the Elmore.
Anyway.
Belvel.
Belaval.
He's the DLC with the Dawn God.
Mer.
I usually be a vampire, I'll be honest.
Yeah.
He's also another tavern one, I think.
Again, D-Ted.
They're not looking very cross.
No.
His face is unpleasant to look at.
But then again, look at this guy.
Borgah.
Drinking kids nowadays are looking at Scarab match and thinking like, wow, that game was
really old.
It looked old when it came out.
You know what they're going to say, Hal.
They're going to say this.
They're going to say, wow, I love retro games and I'm going to feel a heart attack.
I cannot be retro because it's going to be re-released until the heat death of the universe.
David Althorn with Teldrinserro as Estet.
When that comes up, brother, he knows what he's talking about.
I'm going to rant about that.
Breanna.
Oh, Bre.
Brelliana.
Can I say her name right?
She was my first Skyrim playthrough, my first marriage.
First love.
First marriage in the game.
Should we put an A because you're married to.
That's very sweet.
That was your first divorce as well.
Wow.
Oh no, I actually, you know what's really funny?
In that playthrough, she died and her corpse was just left in the winter.
Oh, your first widow.
Well done, Hal.
Your first widow, I went like, 12?
That's not bad.
This is so old.
This is such an old version of Skyrim, it didn't have mods.
Like, there was no modding.
As long as it's like PS3.
His mud and sharps offend me.
However.
This guy's got kind of a C tier, this guy, I know he is, he's in the Dawn God.
He's got kind of cool magic, but I didn't really know you could compare him.
Cicero, S tier.
Cicero.
Fucking annoying.
I know he's annoying.
Can he really be a companion?
I think if you keep him alive.
DJ Beast says that.
If you betray the rest of the brotherhood and kill all of them, he's your.
He's really good as well.
DJ Beast says, how could I turn to necromancy?
You know, damn right, I went up to that ritual, Shrine Stone.
That's the beginning.
Cause then you can have a stack where you basically fast forward time and you can have
an infinite amount of undead.
There's more than just warriors stone?
Oh, it's the necromancy stone that's near a kind of white run.
And there's a glitch about if you, is it.
Yeah.
Spiffing bridge of the video where it's like, well, you know what you can do as well.
You can get that, that crown that you make from the dwarven smithing quest and you can
just cast it.
You can wait and you can go cast, wait, cast, wait, cast, wait.
You can have like an army of people around you.
You know, oh, this has made the game quite easy.
You know, damn well I tried that once because any, I mean, I once, I fool myself every few
years and I go, maybe I could do another Skyrim playthrough and I'll actually get close to
finishing it.
And I lied to myself every time.
You've never finished Skyrim?
No, I don't know.
I, I, I don't know.
I never, I get to the point where I finished all the main stuff and I can start doing like
mods and things, but then I, but I would get done with the main stuff and I get bored.
You know what I have a horrible habit for when I play Skyrim?
I do everything in the game before I go to High Hrothgar and get the shout.
I'm like, I can't be bothered to go up the hill.
I'll just do everything else in the game.
Then Alduin's like, hello everyone.
I'm like, he's dead.
Um, Cosnack.
I pull.
Don't know.
I know that one of the tavern.
Can we put these generic NPCs?
Yeah, that sounds boring.
Are there any other NPCs?
No, good.
I love the one that's in the farm tool tier.
Snack.
Can you talk about how good the Dagoth Ur meme like whole thing phase was?
That was so enjoyable.
Yeah.
I love everyone in 40 K.
There should be no space racism, but when I'm talking about the Elder Scrolls, I am Talos's
strongest racist.
Cause he loves you.
Durek.
Another Dorn God guy.
This guy is DT though, cause he's generic.
He doesn't read D much.
That ponytail is not doing anything for him.
Aeola.
Do you guys remember where she's from?
No.
I do.
She's from the Daedric quest of Nymira, I think this is the one that's in Markarth.
And she's the one who you have to trick the priest of Mara.
Oh yeah.
And you basically eat him and you get the Nymira ring.
And then you can, uh, you get you like, I think 50 stamina or something like that.
I give you a bonus.
Dude, half of Markarth is full of cannibals.
There's like half the named NPCs that eat.
She's not that strong.
She's not like that strong.
She can't, she's only max level 25.
Who the hell calls themselves Ereg in Skyrim?
Even with a K.
Bro, I have played, I know Skyrim.
Literally like, I bro, this is, I'm a little bit older than you.
This was like, we didn't have anything else for a while.
Yeah.
Put Feindal and Murr.
Yeah, Feindal is simple.
Stupid dumb face.
Freaking.
Stupid romance.
To be fair though, he's the one that few people you can get like a re, you can kill him early
on and get a good bow.
But Farkas is A tier and hear me out.
He would be S tier, but by taking Farkas over Ayla, you know, cannot take Ayla.
And that's a fair point.
But then again, there is an old saying that I remember as a kid called bros before hoes.
I don't know.
I have something that will kind of ruin it for you boys.
Do you know there's a whole thing about in the game code, but why Ayla can't be turned
into a vampire.
Cause you can obviously turn some houses into vampires.
She's a werewolf.
It's because she's promised her who's there.
There's another werewolf guy who's the brother of Farkas who dies.
Isn't he?
Oh yeah.
The board one.
The reason Ayla won't turn into a vampire is because she still wants to basically turn
to when she dies, she wants to go to her scene and be with the other guy.
So therefore she doesn't actually give a crap about you.
Yeah.
Well, that's all right.
I know.
So Ayla, I want to just slide on in there.
Ayla, I know.
I know.
What are the eight here?
Freya.
Who is Freya?
She is.
She's not the next.
What's the DLC, which is in the Northern Island?
Oh, that's Dawnguard.
No, not Dawnguard.
The other one.
Oh, oh.
Dragonborn.
Solstheim.
This is the Dragonborn.
Yeah, you go around with her and kill the little, the little Reiklings and stuff.
You can go back tomorrow and learn that the dark elves are just as racist as the Nords.
See?
All right.
Who's next?
Goldeer.
I don't know who that is.
No, I don't know him.
Okay.
Gormash.
I like the name.
That's like a water-lake.
He's the guy who helps.
I think you have to quest with him because he's letting you into the tribe.
Gregor.
Hello, I am Gregor.
He is a...
What the heck?
No, no, he's not special.
He's another tavern thing.
I'm pretty sure he's a tavern.
Maybe you should start making some Elder Scrolls videos.
Yes, you.
Well, to be fair, I learned one of the first things I, the law things I ever watched on
YouTube was the Elder Scrolls shotgun.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
But I've seen a couple of those Shoddycast videos of...
That's the first lore content I ever saw was a Shoddycast.
Yeah.
I used to watch lore videos for it, but I haven't in a long time.
Hmm.
Illiad.
Maia, or is that Illia?
Illia.
I actually...
I don't know.
I'm drawing a blank on this one.
Don't know.
If Hal's drawing a blank, she cannot be above D tier.
No.
Ingyard.
That does not look like a Skyrim picture.
That looks like a completely different game.
No, it is.
This is the right...
It's a weird picture.
I know.
It looks weird.
Ingyard.
In garden a I own a I've seen that NPC before but it's unimportant as hell snooty
Janessa is the dark elf who's in white run
She's also if she can train you in something like or she's a thief as well. She's all right kind of seated
You're a diss doors
Who is that?
Jordis doesn't look like a oh
Jessica
As I go is great. Yes, I'm just are go right. He's the only one who can cast chain lightning and
He big man actually easy man one the few NPCs you can actually get to level 100
If it's just our goal was real I would go to his place and I would say I still don't
Liar but he's
Want you to like this dream, please?
Oh, please like subscribe for college. Oh, he's a cat. I'm pretty sure he's on the khajiit. He's on the caravans
Yeah, he's one week. Can we put all the khajiit that aren't just are going their own tearless? No
They're in the murder to us. Come on, we know it's right. I
did nothing wrong
So many I saw a great meme which is like what would they do if they chucked all of the
I mean, it's like the cat who was them is all the Osborn's who's the Osborn? Who's the Sharon? Oh
Kelly
That's all I made a remake of the meme of like, you know, it's like Donald Trump
You know the toilets mean and then some went like oh what we do if you got rid of all of the
The khajiit out of Skyrim, huh? Yeah, Donald Trump and who would steal your sugar?
It was a meme
You're gonna have to put those pieces together
Struggling you're lobbing you know, it's a British term. We want to throw something far. Yeah
No, but yeah, I know that Lydia Lydia's murder to get that get that street trash
Yeah for all the people you had to look at her wait run can we have a moment of silence for
My Lydia because I need to do something I'd rather carry wooden plank around
Maybe I
Am sworn to carry your burdens
Lydia's pack caused here. Yes
She is oh my gosh, although I'd rather build a pony over freaking Lydia this
All right
Curio my curious is the first companion I ever hired. He's in the tower
Rifton and he's a mage and he's alright be be for nostalgia
Next is
First my ever reloaded a save in a game. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, my beloved why?
Because you know, you're a teacher because you marry her and her fucking simp comes with the living
You get a cool axe you get a cool axe from I don't care. I don't want her
I don't want him in my house thing is the name of his sword is the sword again guys. Just don't marry her
Any anytime anyone mentions like you get cool gear and scrims like there is an over
Abundance of gear and you can make gear that's better than anything you find I find
DJB said he sacrificed him to believe
But me also like the only nice person in all of rift in
Basically other than like the homeless lady me all also gives you is it Grimmsaber or Grimmsaber?
That might be right the the glass sword that has the unique
Enchantment isn't rift in the thieving place. Who's this next one? You're like if both it all that mule mule can't die
That's one of the few things of the companion. She's really good at she actually can't yada
Y'all know there's idiots here for wearing that stupid
Companions in
In white run Oh beat it
With lob like the stream and video for
Lobo golo bash
Onmund
He's one the
White run was the winter this guy looking like any
Is the human wizard in winter hold he's actually pretty decent
Raya
He's missing in white rung and the guys are like, are you seeing no no, that's I don't remember name
But that's not that lady deserves everything she got by the way. Oh, yeah
I don't know who this is, but I've been liking the talon desert raiders and they're wearing the same garb
Hmm Ria is one of the companions I think in what you can marry in my time
She's on elder scroll on her back
So it's a
Yeah
She's a vampire I don't it's Sadia by the way, I looked it up I
Hope she's executed in the public square of some guard city
In bar, I think I sacrifice this guy to get that
Quest I just went to the white run. I was like you games like yeah. Oh my god
This is this is like the nobody who's in the tavern in? Yeah. Oh, what's the one?
We know is it wind held?
Candle half some of that and I remember I've only ever interacted with this guy because of the sacrifice to Boethier thing
Yeah, yeah me too. There's no other because he's the closest one. You can walk there exactly. Yeah
So then Sven Sven Sven right above feign old here. He's the sim
He's in the water. He's in myrna on the variable. Oh, okay
He's that dude. Oh, we walk into Riverwood that guy. No, no, he's not a mer. So put him on
Tell us
I'm drawing a blank on this guy. I don't tell drin. Hold on. He's in the DLC
And I call it I literally started a playthrough last year and I just went there by accident and I found him and I like
Oh my god, he's good. He can summon. He does fireballs. He has a cool sword. He's great
He's like I went to an adventure here once and he's got loads of stories. He's great. He's great
I love him. He looks like someone from the Elder Scrolls
Cosplaying is the
Vegas Caesar's I feel like he's got like a bit of Terry Pratchett in him and that's why I love him
Tell drin is great. I'm putting on someone the better
Pretty sure he's a mer. He is but he's he's my mer. So does he stop?
Errander should not be an STS. Annoying. Torvar. Is he one of the thieves?
Oh, he's yeah, that's the aqueduct. Isn't it? That's thieves go Torvar
Ugor
Exactly where that goes. Oh god. Uh
Oh, this is the line lady. She's the one in plate mail. You fight your fist fighter. Yeah, you punch her in the tab
And she's like I like you and she joins you. She's got quite the face
I think I think she gets B tier. She's the only one of those brawler companions that I actually remember
Uh, I only remember her just because of every playthrough I've done. I immediately leave. Um
What's the first starting area with where we get attacked? It's uh,
River river run helgen I leave helgen and I decide I want to do a heavy on the playthrough
So I take I hire her take her out to the woods and execute her. Oh my god, so I can get the plate mail
Could you just take it from her?
buy it
Level four and I've got like two bandit strongholds and you can
Make the plate she has is a few levels above what you can already get so that's the earliest you can get it
Go north of winter of white run get the transmute thing transmute iron into gold and buy whatever you like
That's the way to play the game. Just just start making just start making jewelry get smithing to five
I'm on the run from the from the I killed a giant
And next with the companions I walk into white run. I go grab the heavy plate mail
Or if you're a pro you shall afford to dawnstar you go to the invisible chest take what you like done. Yeah
boo boo boo don't you boo me you
You just lie. They have tom warren tom warren for five dollars. Uh, thank you tom
Sven is great because he's just some guy you may follow you for the whole game also you can steal camilla from him
You can you get the golden claw back and I think she becomes eligible for marriage every time
It's like oh you return the golden floor. It's like thank you. It's like cool. Yeah
Do you get cox fan and a murr?
Voldemar don't know. Oh vilkas is oh, I hate this guy. I hate this guy
He's not he's still got good lines
Here's the thing his first interaction was like, oh hello there clean my sword. It's like clean your own sword you get
Because you're weakling
Yeah, go fetch my sword from the black and the blacksmith is like he's a bit of a dick. I was like, yeah
He is it's funny starting the companion's quest like level 60 and he calls you weakling. Yeah, and like he's like fight me
I just go like
He's like, oh, you're not that great. It's like
I was holding back
Going through the final companion's quest as a mage because I like to imagine that all of them are just sitting there watching their
Greatest champion throw fireballs around. Yeah, I mean the greatest thing in the game is becoming um
The archmage of winter hold and you basically know no magic. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh my gosh
I was like we're gonna learn some magic and you do that soon as you're back the guy who guards the dragon bridge
The sound guard is like yeah, I wish more of those nords would still remember magics pretty cool. Yeah
Forge I never heard of this guy some guy cool. I guess that's that girl
Remember
Kill myr behead myr
Burn down myr orphanages. I hate myr elves and the elder scrolls deserve to die
Uh, my the only good one is neranya and that's because she admits she's in windhelm for war profiteering and I can respect the hustle
Nice. I mean, uh, we should also mention that the myr are currently destroying
Um, there are certain buildings. I think all across of tamriel towers the towers that hold the world together
And the myr are trying to destroy them because they think they'll turn back into the old versions of themselves
And they'll basically kill everyone soup back
They're basically turning to soup and I think they I think the less fear could even problems because I think one of the towers is
A meeting that already happened
Yes, it's just some of them are weird
Weird
Oh god, no, at least one of them is also
Okay, so go ahead say at least another tower. I think is the new medium
So good luck destroying that because it's just a warlord titan
I would love to do a tamriel like um tier listing though that I
Skyrim was like my I think i've played
Skyrim for probably 500 hours at least
Which is not crazy because like if you've done like you've ever played league of legends or
For really? I have 2 000 hours in dota 2. Yeah, like it's not even the same thing
But in terms of just playing skyrim, I think i've done probably like seven or eight play. Well, I remember when um,
Sorry, when I when I was a teenager oblivion came out on the xbox 360
And I remember it was summer holidays and everyone was like, oh, do you have a good summer holidays?
And he's like, yeah, what did you do? I was like played oblivion
Like you do anything else i'm like
No
300 hours playing oblivion. It was great
I i've probably played like 500 hours in total throughout lifetime, but I don't know nearly as much as you do now
Yeah, i've probably done that and I don't know most of the characters
I don't even I didn't even remember if nazim was an elf. I'm like, oh, yeah, there's that guy
Really? Yeah, no, he's not he's okay. He is just a dude. Yeah
I mean this is how I I just started youtube because I found I found out a weird sort of reservoir of just
general like
Law knowledge like quite a lot of like fantasy universes and science fiction ones. I kind of
Have had an interest in like walham is my favorite by far, but it's not the only one i've had a passing interest and uh,
God a big yes scaram because like scaram came out 2011 and I was still in school. So I remember that coming out
Eighth grade when it I was I think I was I was
I was a university. So it was great. It was perfect. I was like, oh, I don't have to do work. Anyway, I don't have a job
When I was going Eli wasn't even born yet
Um is ready for the last tier list this is like the quick we have one like
Smaller one to sort of finish it out with um, probably some arguments on here because i'm actually gonna not let some things go
Although did we enjoy? Uh
Uh, the the brie the briskness in comparison. Yes. Oh my god
Yeah, because I made that tier list
But you know if you want me to make another one i'll make another one and I'll be just as long
Uh, we'll see how it is. Oh, it's djp says he's got um, 800 hours in scarium and then oblivion
What oh and 400 in oblivion then like 12 in morrowind
I feel like I do but I was a bit
Before morrowind was a bit before my time. I think people who said when it came out
Obviously because you don't really care about graphics when a game comes out
And when morrowind dropped everyone was like this this thing slaps hard. Nothing quite. It's gameplay. So
I've tried morrowind and I can't get into it. It's like one of those games where it's so
You have to old we're too old for it now
It's it's i've played old games, but like some games you they're old and they're unintuitive and you go into them and you're like
Like even deus ex i've tried to play deus ex the original and i'm like, I really want to like this game
I really want to get into it, but i'm like it's so clunky. I just can't
Quite get whereas some games you go back to you. Like this is a joy to play no matter how old it is and other games
It feels like work, you know
This is a shame. Yeah, sorry. I cut you off. I love morrowind. I just hate playing it
Geez
Drinking uh, but just before we go the next um elder scrolls game. Do you reckon the combat will be exactly the same pretty much
Probably they've been using the same game engine for like 30 years
Uh pain
Oh, I did not. Oh, so the next uh tier list here colin. I believe this is
age of sigma
factions, all right, let's uh
speed
Let's just uh, let's let's start off strong skaven s
Yes, we should we should justify why we've made that choice though justify why because they're the exact same skaven from warhammer fantasy
And they were already perfect there
Yeah, they're great. They're awful. They're horrible. They're evil
They're the worst things in the setting morally and I love them for it. They're perfect. They're all skaven in ages sigma
I asked here though. They're the same exact thing
They are still the skaven we know and love that cool is still around on
Bone ripper 1 million whatever he's up to by this point guys. We have a we've had a donation from non-dormiant for five dollars saying
Love or love argonians protect argonians kiss argonians on the snout sneak up behind argonians and give them a hug
Liberate argonians. Have you been reading the lusty argonians? Yes. I think the only thing the dunmer did right was enslaving argonians
Oh my word
Trying desperately not to get demonetized for certain phrases. None of these people. None of them are real
They are lizard people. I just want to pet my eeks whiskers. That's all I want to do. Um
Next
I'm willing to
Beastmen have always been see they're they're the same from warhammer fantasy, but they're beastmen
So that's not a good it's not a good day ever win anything. Uh, I mean morgars a minor chaos god now
That's something yes
Blazor corn, we know we're calling once put that yeah, i'll let everyone else decide this vote because otherwise it's
Or they can go d. I think d honest. I will say whatever I would put the demons in 40k
It's all plus one on the rank in age of sigmar because they're their actual own kitted out armies
Is and not demon slop that's missing half of things they should have they've done abcdf. Sorry
I'm just gonna do some admin this annoys me
They missed e so i'm gonna fix that he's never on a two-list. Yeah, we never have e to you
What why not because it no it's like the ranking system for school
but ease
There's no e grade andy have you forgotten an e?
money for it once
We have you're making that up. He's not making him up
I that's how letters work. It's alphabetized. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you know, it's like we didn't some people don't even have abcd
They have like different things like a one two system. Yeah, those are bone reapers. Uh s tier
Don't explain the what they are for people who they are the bone marines to the stormcast ground marines
They're negatious like elite forces
They go their models are so cool
I'd love them. Uh, their whole thing is they want the bone tax because they make new warriors out of the bones they harvest
Uh, sometimes, you know, some of them are nice some of them are like hey, you know, just give us let us just
Pill for your graveyards and then we'll be on our way
Some of them meet the bone tax by killing people and taking their bones
Uh, yeah, they're really cool arkin is kind of like their head
I mean aside from the gash but that doesn't count because the gashes automatically the head of all the death factions
Uh, they're really cool. I like their lore. I like their models a lot. I have I got I got the big box for christmas
It's cool
Oh nice also vindication
DJ beast in the comments said uh, brah, I had an e grade in french, which my mom taught. Thank you. DJ beast
DJ beast is our best fan. So I am vindicated. So yes
If your mom taught that how you gonna? Yeah, how'd you live?
Where's your source brah? My mom there we go. So he's a sigmar took away the empire from me
They don't deserve anything. I did get a cool release though recently don't put them in e dude
They're trying to gauge your outrage. It's hard. They took away dark elves and they took away empire from me
I just can't they there's still some dark elves. They took away the high elves
The dark elves are in cities of sigmar. Yeah
Well, the high elves used to be in cities of sigmar now none of their models are so i'm getting it worse
Seated sure they're better than beastman. Sure. Yeah, the luminous are cool c-tier c-tier. Yeah
Yeah, okay c-tier because carl farans is one of the models you can get dollars of kain or marathi marathi my dear
Oh, here we go
Why couldn't they have just made dark elf faction? Why do they have to make the sub faction into the actual faction?
Okay
Is that just because of a tearful?
She's not even justifying it just saying I don't need I don't need to justify it
I don't know she seems like the kind of person I wouldn't like to take home to my mom and dad and say hey
I'm at this lady. No, you're you've got the wrong attitude andy you're going you're trying to go. I can fix her
She can make me worse. No, no, no
I'm saying I want to avoid her because my credit limit will suffer. I don't want this snake the snake models are cool
zinches
He just sure in the middle for me beta. He's just a just b b
B
Goes hard for me are a even s tier
Oh dude flesh eater corser all the death ones are a rs tier
Yeah, that's what flesh eaters and s tier because they just got all the cool new models
Yeah, dude usher and model is so is usher an
a riff of usher tan
from
um one of fantasy
Was it usher and
Usher and was from warhammer fantasy was this it's the same one
And I don't know who usher tan is
I wish it on is a thunder warrior
Oh, who are you thinking? I'm mixing them up. Wish I'd done. Yeah, who should town. I only get that
Yeah
Online usher and was always a war hammer. He's the he was like the sire of the ghoul bloodline of
brother of um
What's her name?
The uh the current the other vampire who's oh nepharada. Yeah, he's the brother. He's thinking he might be
I think he's the younger brother
but then
Oh, it's like there's like a thing with like more cane and things like that
Uh flesh eater's court their models are pretty cool. What's their whole shtick?
They they they don't they think they're like valiant knights crusader or other realms, but it's a delusion that they all share
They're really just ghouls. So like they'll see themselves as like a brave knight riding a the
The most glorious griffin. They're really an undead like not quite undead but also they can't see the animal
Yeah, and anytime one of them breaks out like all of what they've done comes crashing onto them
They're like i've actually
Been a horrible person and then they kind of just go back to being insane. Oh
That's a shame, uh at here
Sure, a tour look they're not good, but they're awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, who's this? Uh, yeah flesh eater
Okay, fire slayers are one of the greatest tragedies of our time
They're
They're one of them is cool looking andy but after 30 of the same guy over and over again it gets less cool
Slayers are an awesome part of warhammer fantasy dwarf lore them as their own army is
An endless tide of naked redheads
Loom gloom spike gets are funny. I give them they got a moons and stuff
Do I?
I guess
There'd be they're funny. They're godly or not to be a goofball
Pedonists they have sigwald s for sigwald asses chaps. Yes, please. I mean they're up there. They've got sigbal
They've got the twins. Where's the horny hammer? They have the harp model. Oh my gosh
It's so cool that model is disgusting
But in a good way and the big the big giant guy on the chair
They have like the best some of the best models in sigmoor might be fat fat guy is my beloved
I think his name is just like glucose or something
The flangors are really cool too, but i'm up in s tier andy. Okay
Hal is this okay? Am I allowed? It is it is okay?
I I models are very cool as well. I don't know what i'm doing in this tier list
Oh
Big
Elves huge freaking cool
Crustacean
Eldar for people who are listening the idneth are kind of like broken elves that were made
Actually, oh not really accidentally but teckless's first scrap at making elves and then
They eventually like ran away from him a lot of them don't have like full souls and they're like sort of broken
They had to steal souls from even
Um order factions and they you see creatures and stuff and they're pretty cool
they're kind of like a gray area in terms of
That they'll fight against chaos as in the as in the great enemy, but they're not
You know, it's like the friend of my
You know my friend of my was it the enemy of my enemies my enemies with freya. Yeah
Car car car caradons. Is that how you say caradon?
On our caradon carriage run overlords steam
Beat here. They're they're better than the leagues. Yeah
Uh, they're good. I think the biggest problem they have they could use some more models
I think there's only like 16 options on their web store and like one of them is the codex and one is terrain
I would also appreciate just
Normal dwarfs that would be really nice. Grooney is reassembling the dispossessed. We're gonna get them
Nice oh
F tier because it's not an army anymore
Oh rip rip. They got broke ogres get a tier from me. I like they're cool and they have this is big tum tum
That's a big although they are missing a fair bit from the old line. I think but whatever big tum tum
Peace greases look at that big
Buckle they're big they're fat they like to eat some of them have the ever winter they're running from
Do they have what are they at the um the plate?
Um shield again this is getting your belly cut is like the worst dishonor you can climb no more
Yeah, it's also like the gut is the like a sacred body part
So they got to keep it safe these guys knew well ahead of time about the gut microbiome and I respect them
They're well aware
Maggot can be burgley's b tier because they have a whole bunch of cool models that 40k doesn't so a lot of their models are
Aging maybe not even aging. They just look like toys and yes, i'm aware mini. That's what the minis are
But like I mean like those toys you can get at walmart where you can like the shoulder joint is like popping out
Yeah
They're not toys mom. Do they have that new one with like the um horseman of the apocalypse one like it's like a glodkin
it's the guy who's like a
Like melting rotting thing on a horse. It looks really good
Ah, they might
night ha
They have cool bottles
Oh night horn now. This is actually again. This army looks so good that my friend who doesn't have a thing about
Fancy or a to sigma actually bought a whole combat patrol style thing of them
They look cool, but it's like I feel like they shouldn't be a sub faction
which I mean i've got to be honest I was looking at someone who knows nothing about age of sigma was like
undead
Treading the line of undead and then again, they could just keep regular vampire counts and it's like vampire
It's like there's a lot of like these seem like kind of generic when complete like look at this bony boy. Cool
Look at this scroll down a bit again indy. Do you like the list?
They don't have the soul boy grave lords on here. I'm sorry old might be all this more and more dead things
orc
Warclans they got that cabbage head guy
Cabbage head that's every their models are neat. I don't know the fact that grim gore iron. I just know right. Yeah true
This is a
Is a is a massive lost. He's fine. I guess yeah
Oh here we go
I think some of their models are really
I know I think somebody doesn't know what i'm talking about. I think this is cooler. Look at that belly
I I will accept I like I like the wonderful thing
And also considering how much you were like maraffi maraffi maraffi. It's like yeah, you can't you can't then top the helmets are so
Dumb I can't they're not they go hard. They don't it looks like they do
I mean, yeah, I've heard of deer in the head like he melted phoenix for the um three dollars. Thank you
Warhammer
If it's not like is not like to the point of caricature. It's just a dot like it has to be even larger than that to be
High elves look so much better. Have you seen texas's helmet?
It's like three helmets. All right guys
Chat we're just gonna say it now
We're gonna have a helmet tier list in the future and we're gonna find all the best helmets and we'll have a real debate about
S tier box
Pretty cool. They got some freaking cool models. They got almost a whole range reworked. They look great
if
You know put those luminous realm laws at the top of a just as a I can see that
I'll put it above maraffi because of all the noise calling me. Yeah, that's true
Uh slaves of darkness s it's chaos. Yeah, it's it's chaos if but you say f or s
S we said f and I was like darkness go hard man. Those models are
Seriously, so cool
Oh my god, they're like, uh, like uh, chaos, but cool stormcast. I give them a comfortable a
B we got uh donation fellas
Thank you melted phoenix. Thank you melted phoenix. He says put the limneth in a for a elves. Oh god
God we got a don't worry. They're in they're in a for people who are wondering about that. They're called al's in age of sigma
Because gw wants to wanted to hit copyright basically everything right? Yeah
That's why they're duarded. Yeah, they've invented their own term for things in universe. They can copyright them
so bad
stormcast are fine beta because it's honestly like it's not as groundbreaking as
Is it was very much a model? It was very much to copy a space marine. I actually would have been okay with it
If it wasn't the golden blue, then, you know, it wasn't such a massive ripoff
There are a bunch of ultimate color schemes that go hard
I know that they do black color scheme, but if you if someone's looking at like a poster of like warhammer and they see like the
Sigma marine on the left and then an actual space marine. They just think of the same thing
I mean, it was their excuse to sell space marines in warhammer fantasy. The only thing I would say as someone who's like
Slightly dip my toe into like age of sigma and see what's about like go admit
They're pretty generic when like you're looking at the faction overall
You're like that guy wears gold and blue that guy wears gold and blue that one's where I will say the other color schemes
You can do even if you do like a less shiny gold. It looks so much better
Yeah, and andy put it in ct right next to the city of sigma
Tell me which one tell me which one out of those two you prefer this one
Yeah, that guy. Yeah
Looks so much better. Yeah
Yeah, the the last they're the face of the hobby so
No, I honestly still cost as I just I despise them
This I will I will admit that part of my bias is because as I've said before they have golden face mask and anything with
That in its design automatic fucking a hundred for me, but they're cool. Their lores. I like their lore a lot
Gelt is back
Uh, I don't know. I don't know what's saying that. I just like their lore I get you know, the design could be a bit
No, you know, fuck it. I like that. I like them a lot. It's getting better
They've made more like they're in the more unique and like slimmer and taller in a way which I enjoy
All right lads. We've got sly varnish beetle the beetle
Silvaneth, uh, I don't I I prefer the right the old wood elf aesthetic a lot more but they have cool models, but I do
I'd say b
Top top low a i'd argue low a because I do think they in the current range
They do stand out quite a bit. They they've got a lot of cool stuff
I don't like that. They're all like spirity things instead of just wood elves
Personally, I imagine they might get the widow like a proper wood elf
Isn't there's no fashion like a sub faction in them?
Aida sigma were like, you know actually they're actually wood elves, but they're like kind of not joins to anyone in a way
They're in cities of sigma. I believe
Of course, they are
Oh my gosh
Absolute pain. We're all happy with those. We are we sped through those two good work fellas. Yes
I think we just spent an hour and a half on
Yeah, okay, there's 200 of them
Yeah, we did 100 of them for our suffering. Please like this video
Because we put ourselves through that and you for listening. Thank you very much. Yes
um
I will say that too fair. Uh
most of the successor chapter things that they
I wish like particularly gate like tabletop now as we're recording. It's 10th edition
Kind of still early days and the only way to like make it more unique to play this game is
through like characters and that allows you to play like sub factions or successor chapters if like pedra cantor or like
Uh black tempest stuff like grimaldus and hellbred. Uh, yep
I I just they need to get some of these like chapter masters or like unique characters other factions out
It's just a shame whenever we see like obviously the primogenitor chapters and some of the second ones like the black templars get a lot of stuff
And it's like could we just like like when we mentioned about the iron snakes got a couple of chapter books
That was cool flesh terrors got a bit of stuff, but they're more in the mainstream
It's nice when you occasionally see like oh look
It's the emperor spears. That's cool. Oh, no the mentors. That's pretty cool and just
Add some light onto some of these
Desperately in need of more than a sentence chapters just a little bit and there's so much they could be picking on
But I guess from their perspective it's like well
We could do that or we could do another blood angels thing and people know what blood angels are
Yeah, it's just the trouble. That's why I am going to be writing an iron lord's book and your lord buy it and i'll be happy
There we go. They go djb djb's put again. Um, uh epic rap battles tier list. Listen
Okay, we we are gonna do an epic rap battles tier list. We're probably gonna save it for a special occasion
Until then we can't
Drop that big money epic rap battles tier list like that easily though. We had to save it for like a big event
That'll be its whole whole stream or a big guess or something
It has to be its own thing for um, because it's definitely gonna happen for sure. Yeah for sure
Yeah, definitely. I hate it here. I hate it here
People do you keep putting your suggestions for um tier lists or topics you want us to cover because we are we are honestly on the case
and we're getting
to them it's gonna be a
God, this is gonna be a bit of a mess. I mean I I made this one with the successor chapters. So if you have ideas
Thank you and even if we can't make them
If we can't find them we can make them like if you want to see us rate the best helmets in warhammer
We can make them best warhammers in warhammer. Yeah
We will do a glob tier list someday. Yeah, that's my dream
Sponge bob anything honestly, i'll make one for you. Eli. I promise I think uh, with that being said that I think we've gone quite far
I think two hours and 30 minutes into the stream. So we'll pour off the call it there boys again
Any topics and stuff you want us to cover we're happy to
um, is there anything else anyone wants to add to that?
As more Skyrim companion things
No, I got my my hatred out of the way i'm good
Well, there you have it resurrection spell in skyrim so and so I could replay the sacrifice to boethia multiple times with lydia
Yeah
Is it?
Um, that's all with that being said though. That was the successor chapters ranked skyrim companions and uh
ages sigma factions, uh, we're back again with um more stuff next week and the week after
Got some cool things coming and thank you guys for watching and listening. Make sure to like and subscribe
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