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Yep, we should be live now.

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Oh yeah, I can tell we're live.

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He's talking like a robot.

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We also, before we get into it, brothers and sisters,

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this is, if you've got your drinks, whatever, this is a toast.

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RIP to Riverside.

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I heard you.

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I wasn't streaming somewhere.

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This will be, as of currently, the last time, most likely we'll be using it, so...

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We've had enough. Or I've had enough, should I say.

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Oh, now he sounds fine.

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Shout out to Riverside.

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See, when you start threatening it, it learns.

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Fear will keep them in line.

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No worries.

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Shout out to Riverside, though.

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We're talking about something a bit more positive.

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Colin, Eli, what's the topic of the discussion today?

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The best fantasy race in fantasy, and Warhammer in general.

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The Skaven are right there, so I know you're already wrong.

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The Dark Elves, the Druki.

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Druki!

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Can we just say, Crimson Glory, by the way, already gave a donation before we were live.

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Colin will be gooning this whole episode.

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He will be.

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I am Morathi's biggest hater, though.

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I am Morathi's biggest hater.

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She ties in with the high-off plot armor very well, unfortunately.

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She's like your mate's girlfriend, who you know, she's terrible for him.

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She's just like, you're gonna celebrate when she's gone.

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Bro, you can do better, you can do better.

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Why do you say that?

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She skins children, I don't know.

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She skins children.

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She doesn't skin children, she just bathes in the blood of the young to keep herself young.

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We've had all the good times, you know, you just smack them across the face with reality.

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Use a snapchat.

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Before we get into that, though, Colin, what is the question of the week?

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The question of the week, redacted, was the hashtag.

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And I've gathered all of the questions.

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What would the Inquisition come after you for?

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There we go, it took me a moment for that.

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Before we get into that as well, I forgot to mention, because I always forget to do it at the beginning,

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but we do need to identify Amazon Music as well.

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So if you want to listen to us offline, guys, and give us some nice reviews over there, we'd really appreciate that.

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And from this stream, we've caught up with remastering all the audio for all of the episodes, so they should be nice and crisp now.

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Oh yeah. I'll steal a line from Por Hammer. Do all the YouTube and everything pleasantries, if you wouldn't mind.

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And now the insults to Colin's bed.

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And now you may begin insulting my bed and everything. Is this a stream or premiere?

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This is a stream. We're not psychic reading all of the comments as they come up.

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No, this is a premiere, actually. I've decided.

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No, a plastic bag is not going to... no.

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He's our constant supporter. We appreciate you, brother.

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But question of the week, what would the Inquisition go after you for?

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Now, I pulled an additional comment that isn't related, because it's immediately related to the question.

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The comment was from I miss Mr. Synguinius.

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Colin would catch 7% less heat if he got a green screen.

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And then immediately from DrunkenCow1399, I was caught not bullying Colin.

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I have one L in my name, you reprobates.

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That's what it says Colin, why is that chair there?

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Oh, I guess I got a table right there that I used to sit and paint at.

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It's a painting station, brothers.

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Listen, the room's allowed to not be 100% clean, okay?

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My room is messy. I will never deny being a messy person. It's not dirty.

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DonkeymanUSA, constant supporter, appreciate you, brother.

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He says, why is Colin not in a GIMP suit?

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Good question.

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I don't know where this one's coming from at all.

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Bring one to the Loreprimes meetup.

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We'll all go in GIMPs.

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World 2025.

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We'll do a meetup with any viewers and then we'll be like...

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People will know who we are, that's for sure.

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The thing is, we could do a meetup with audience members and then we all wear one and no one knows who's who.

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Oh, thank you Zano for the gifted memberships.

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Oh, damn.

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Thank you very much.

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Bless your soul.

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Colin, what else should we bring back to CRO?

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I don't know. I'm going to be going to the Warhammer meetup in a Lord Humongous from Mad Max cosplay.

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So, there we go.

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DJ B said it's Colin's cock chair.

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It's not my cock chair.

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Listen, your bedroom has more lore than the League of Otan.

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I know it does.

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What doesn't though?

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It's the League of Otan.

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Harry Ballaton, I cannot be your dad. Unfortunately.

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I just can't be your dad.

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I don't think I'm old enough.

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You can't now, but in a few years and with some work, maybe one day.

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Listen, okay, the hairline has not gone back far enough.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Question of the week, there's two more.

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Oh, Zano, I remember right, thank you.

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Sharing some love to show y'all there's one good NL fan.

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Yes.

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You've proved that, I suppose.

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There's one good Nightwish fan.

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It could be you.

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Yes, you.

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Other two questions.

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Answers.

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Kumaking won.

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I'd be redacted for revealing that Big E is just like Colin and having a taste for elf women.

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I can respect that.

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Inherited by Gilman, apparently.

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If the lore communities anything to go by.

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I sort of, I've just been to things.

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I'm about to drop my massive Gilman video and the amount of comments I said, yo, you better mention you've read.

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Elf?

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Bruh, it's not happening.

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All they do is talk.

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All they do is talk.

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Herbert Calfell about to get me kicked off a lore crime says, hey, what's better than 40K?

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Question to you all.

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Yes.

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Oh.

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In my opinion.

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Listen, you surpassed them in one area, which is the models for the monsters, particularly.

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That is just that team and I would just like to point out that Warhammer is a tabletop model for.

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Joseph Pollard says if you guys can make Warhammer in the universe, children picture book, 40K fancy or so, what would it be about?

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A children's picture, but one is not for children, brother.

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Probably the emperor finding his sons.

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Probably.

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I feel like they'd be like how to how to praise the emperor.

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And it's all like really nice pictures, but then like in the background of each picture, there's like people being pushed into like the black ships and like torture going on.

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It's just like just in the background.

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So it's subtly there.

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But yeah, I think I think I'd make a children's book about why you shouldn't go into the forest of the Empire or beastmen will eat you.

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I mean, go into the Drakkwald.

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A good answer would be something about Nurglings because they they'd be giggling and having like a funny time like whoops had diarrhea and then everyone is like happy.

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You know, Nurglings like do like a big heist quest against a play bear or something.

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Think about beastman makes me sad.

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You know, after we fucking rest in peace, beast of chaos players.

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L after L after L since I started playing Warhammer Fantasy in 2012.

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Do you think there's but was one person who finally switched from squares to circles only for GW to go actually back to squares with you asshole.

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Oh my gosh.

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Oh bloody shirt music gifting me five more crimes emissions.

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Thank you very much.

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You guys are being very nice.

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And then the last question of the week.

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I saved the best for last, which will, you know, I think it's the best.

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So heads up Tristan Mora 1081.

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I will be erased for existence for kit bashing my guard, my Imperial Army into cursed canonical existence.

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The canonical cat girls, the Katie Nance.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Very nice.

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Very nice.

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Judge.

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I'm trying so hard to.

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I'm just joking.

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He put it out there.

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He did.

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He did.

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You know what?

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I'd like a cat girl army.

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I'll I'll judge it this way.

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Couldn't stop tame this slanish in this setting.

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That's not so bad.

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Felonied cat girl.

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That's a terrible place.

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I sentence you with being uncreative.

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Hubert Hubert Hubert.

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For the 10 PLN.

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Is that Polish?

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I don't know.

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But thank you.

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Question is for Polish.

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Question is n times for 40k would be good or bad.

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It would be thematic.

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I think that's the best answer I could give it.

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If they could drag it out over like 10 years, then it would be good because that's why fantasy at times was bad because they did it in like one year.

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It's like nine months.

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Yeah, slowly have the Primarchs die off in like glorious battle and resolve that.

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Like they should have.

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Seven of them died at once.

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It depends.

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It depends.

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It depends.

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I would want to make something out of the ashes of it and I just don't see them doing that because the 40k makes money just as just as an IP.

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It will always make money as an IP now.

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That's how they announce 50k.

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It's age of Gilmore.

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Thank you, brother.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Imagine the tongue.

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I don't know what that was in reference to.

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Moving on.

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I don't know either.

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Howdy from Texas.

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How I'm the only other one in America.

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I get to say I have the howdy pass.

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I don't know where I'm going.

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Someone else.

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If you could if you could take one character from Warhammer and put them in another weird slash random universe, who and where would you put them?

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Example, I would take Robledorn and put him in my little pony universe.

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He wouldn't be fazed by it.

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He would just accept it begrudgingly being like yes.

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She's a good question.

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I put Conrad Kers in the Star Trek universe just to be like, hey nerds and start like carving them up and they're like, we need to try and you know, talk with him.

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He's just like, you can't talk to me.

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And that'd be quite funny.

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Just watching them all.

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I put Angron in Star Wars.

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Give him something to worry about.

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You could later would just immediately get stomped.

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You could recreate his entrance to the Siege of Terror.

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But instead of being on the conqueror, he's on like a star destroyer just going, ah, two axes.

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That'd be good.

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On today's topic video, I put Malekith in Lord of the Rings because I think he'd make a good buddy for Sauron.

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They wouldn't work well together.

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Samwise still solos.

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Samwise still scary.

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Yes he does.

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But he would make he would make dark.

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I mean, he would make actual dark elves happen, I bet, instead of orcs.

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I think with that being said though, is that one more Colin?

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I would. I mean, it's kind of cheating, but I would put Conrad Kers into fantasy and put him with Conrad von Karstein, who's also a Warhammer character named Conrad.

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He's fucking insane.

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Sounds crazy.

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Just one of them like just join the other in their respective settings because I want to see just what the hell they can do together.

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I bet it'd be very creative.

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Until eventually there's the War of the Rad.

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I mean, I think they both built flesh like effigies.

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So yeah, look what I may say.

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Oh, that's beautiful.

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Look what I know.

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I really, I really think that we're best friends.

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Space Marine Grand Rondal would also be very nice.

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There's a model for that.

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It's one of their.

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Oh, I have a better answer.

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Um, Gotrek in 40k.

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.

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Classic. Just put him, no, put him in 30k so he can just end the horse heresy.

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Donkeyman USA says, I turned Kord into a horrid Rat King escapade abomination.

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Task manager.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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I think with that being said for the question of the week, the next question of the week is, um, what would, why would you draw the Sword of Cain?

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For everyone who's maybe just a 40k fan, doesn't the reference?

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The Sword of Cain is basically the murderous incarnation of the murder god of, you know, Kaila Menchie Cain of the Drukhari dark elves in both fancy and 40k.

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And basically when you pick it up, it's the worst case scenario because you basically become a murder machine.

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Yeah. So why would you pick it up?

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Of course, this is, what was the hashtag we put?

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Is it hashtag Cain train?

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Hashtag Cain train.

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Kind of like pain train, but it's a cane train.

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Pick it up. A-I-N-E by the way.

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Kahane-E.

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So this will be, you know, for example, I'd pick up the Sword of Cain so I could immediately go smash my local council for denying plan permission for anything I want in the future.

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Because that's a justifiable use of force.

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I'd steal the Sword of Cain and give it to Trazin just to see what happens, you know.

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I feel like there probably is a Sword of Cain in 40k.

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It's Farsight Sword.

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Wait till you cycle that.

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With that being said though, today is, I was going to say Drukhari, that's not the right term.

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Druki is the original.

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The dark Eldar, yeah.

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Back before, you know, back before Sigmar became a god and started talking to dragons and stuff.

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Sounds like the plot of Shrek.

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But there was another world.

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There was one in the fantasy world.

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And there are the dark elves, the dark counterparts.

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And we were going straight into that.

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Take it away, brothers.

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We do it before I have, you know, the donations.

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That's what they're called.

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I love all of these.

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Thank you very much for the two European monies.

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Put orcs into Goren Lagann.

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What is that called?

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It's an anime, a mech anime, where the mechs get bigger the harder you believe in yourself.

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Nice.

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Someone was also mentioning Tamriel.

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Any Warhammer fantasy character in Tamriel would be cool.

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Hubert Cafal, PLN 10, thank you.

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Who would win?

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30k Emperor or Godric from fantasy?

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I mean, Godric has just pure plot armor, bro.

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The Emperor would win, but that would be the thing that put him on the call.

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Godric coming in with a steel chair.

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Bloody Shirt Music, thank you for the two dollars.

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I draw it to gut the Mavericks.

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Thank you.

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I don't follow sports, so I don't know that much.

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But probably thanks to somebody.

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It's the Dallas Mavericks.

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They won their last year.

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Are you a Timberwolves fan?

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Is that why?

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I haven't even heard of that team.

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I don't know why, but screw the Giants.

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That's the thing, isn't it?

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But they always win.

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I thought it was the Red Sox were supposed to not like.

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That's baseball.

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Yeah, both of those are baseball.

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Same thing.

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No, this is basketball.

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This is basketball.

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No, Giants are football, Red Sox are baseball, and the Mavericks are...

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Mavericks are baseball?

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I'm sorry, is this some Americans ball?

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The Mavericks are basketball.

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Do they call it American basketball as well, because it's like different rules or something?

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American ball.

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Oh my gosh.

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Okay, H. Milhoff, thank you for the 5 BGN.

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I'd put Lucius Angra on Typhus and Armand in some Spider-Man media.

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That'd be awesome.

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Spider-Man wiped the fucking floor with them.

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I'm not sure why you want to see Spider-Man inverted anus first on Typhus.

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There's all sorts of weird magic shit in Marvel.

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He can do it.

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All right, let's talk about Dark Elves.

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So Lucius is like turning up and going, hello, Peter.

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I'm going to move on.

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The actual war.

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Dark Elves.

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Welcome to the content.

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I'll just pass it to Eli in a minute.

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We're going to do a quick little summation of the Dark Elves.

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So because they're one of the elf factions, we naturally need to go back to the very beginning of Warhammer,

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fantasy's lore, and maybe not quite.

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A little bit after.

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So old ones made all the elves.

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There was originally just elves.

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There was no wood elves, high elves, dark elves, just elves.

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Demons invaded and the old ones pissed off, and the elves were left to fend for themselves.

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And they weren't doing too great a job of it until a dude named Anarion grabbed that sword of Cain,

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which is why it's the question, and eternally cursed his bloodline to A,

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want to be just like great, great, great granddad.

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To be cool and epic and base?

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Yes, to ruin everything they have going for them and grab the sword of Cain.

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To eternally stub their toe when they leave the front door.

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And also just kind of make their bloodline real angsty, which is a problem,

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because Anarion had two, kind of two bloodlines.

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I'm trying to think of a way to word that.

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He had children with two different elves.

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I think that's the better way to word it.

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One of them was one of the Everqueens, and she died, but her kids didn't.

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So that's how we get Tyrion and Teclis.

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The other, more pressing one, relevant to what we're talking about, was from Marathi, who gave her her son Malekith.

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Marathi, by the way, before I move on, look, I understand Eli opened this with how she's just the worst.

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Her backstory is kind of sad, all both hatred and inevitable gooning jokes aside.

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She started getting visions of the Great Demon Invasion when she was 11, but no one believed her.

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I don't think it's ever clarified how long between that and when it happened.

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But I'm assuming it was some amount of time where she kept going around me like, there's demons, there's going to be demons, we're going to have problems.

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And everyone just went, no, no, don't worry about it.

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We have a donation by Lutimuxuti. Thank you, brother.

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He says, oh, damn, Andy, you're pulling away.

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The Europeans be like, yeah, I like sports ball. Go New York, ladies.

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The funny thing is, I actually don't know what's wrong with that sentence.

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We're not going to do it.

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Matt Eckhart says, arm wrestle me, I live near Cullin.

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That's kind of crazy. I'd lose. Appreciate that.

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He's outside your house. Yeah, my money's on you too.

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I fucking hate that music, like the doon, doon, doon.

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All right, I bet, like 20 years of bad times for Marathi equals 5000 years of being the absolute worst.

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Oh, no, she is still the worst.

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I'm just saying her opening is kind of sad, does not justify with cubs.

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The other thing was, hey, the other thing though, sad about Marathi's

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is that when an Aryan left to go grab the sword and kind of leave forever to just kind of die in battle pretty much.

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She said, I love you. And then he just kind of turned around and left.

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It's like, all right. It's sad.

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Well, speaking on point, Joseph Pollard says it's baby mama drama, Colin.

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My boy should have mapped it up.

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Thank you, Joseph. You were right.

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This is a fantasy world. I don't think they own, I don't think they've invented condoms.

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I also have magic condoms, I bet.

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Yeah, but didn't in medieval times they used to use like pigs in it.

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Sheepskin. Yeah.

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They found a way to do it.

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It can wrap a sausage. It can wrap a sausage.

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We got Dacon 83. I think they had bigger problems.

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Thank you for the 499. Just finished collecting all Warhammer Fanny's books.

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All of them.

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Ripped bank account. Pretty sure it's someone's scroll wheel that sounds like the imp from OG Doom.

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So this man has 150 books.

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That's impressive.

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Imagine collecting a dead setting.

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Ludie McShootie. Okay, okay. Calm down, Hal. Calm down, Warhammer 40k player.

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Ludie McShootie, thank you for the $2. Don't be silly. Wrap your wheelie, my guy.

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And an Aryan brah we should have.

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It's okay, because either way, the Civil War wraps up.

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Marathi is, unfortunately for the world, survived.

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And with some help from some demonic friends,

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because dark elves are from that wonderful Age of Warhammer fantasy where people that aren't humans could worship Chaos.

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She started the cults of pleasure up in Ulthuan, which were just really slanish cults.

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They did kind of retcon it to be the dark elf god.

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I cast fetus.

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Shall I read it?

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Thank you, angry homunculus.

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Fetus deletus.

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But yeah, worship of either a dark god of pleasure or the dark goddess of pleasure.

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Malekith was a cool dude for a while, made friends with the dwarfs, was present for the high king of the dwarfs deathbed at the time.

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Shout out to Snorri Whitebeard.

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He's a real one.

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Shout out to as well, BloodyShirtMusic for the membership in Asia as well. Thank you, brother.

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Thank you very much.

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We will give you a Viking burial just like Snorri deserved.

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Indeed.

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And then when Malekith got home, he was told to deal with those cults of pleasure and he found out Mommy Dearest was at the head of it.

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So after some convincing, depending on which edition of the lore you're reading, that convincing could have taken place in either a conversation or a different sort of encounter.

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And he decided he was going to he was going to run for the phoenix king because they passed him up for someone else.

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His plan to do this, Iman Marathi, was to accuse the current one of being the real head of the cults of pleasure based on the evidence of trust me, bro, I'm Malekith.

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I would never lie to you.

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When they told him to fuck off because obviously he walked into the into the fire of Assyrian to prove that he had what it takes to be the phoenix king. And then Assyrian lit him on fire and he burnt to death almost.

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Wait, does that quick question? They said they accuse him of being in charge of pleasure cult.

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Yeah, they assume it's they assume it's Slaneche.

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Pretty much, I believe, at least at the edition like when this was all coming about. Yeah, it was explicitly Slaneche worship.

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Which again, small for reference, like basically, I know it not happened yet with Slaneche feasts on the souls.

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She likes elf souls, but it's not like in 40k where it's just you're an elf, you die instantly Slaneche time.

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Oh, so like elves are like delicate, like a delicacy for Slaneche. She's like, yo, that's that's my like, yeah, my god to go to meal.

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It's like it's it's a it's her favorite snack, but it's not Eldar where you know you die. Well, have fun.

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The elves are in a much better spot in fantasy than they are in 40k.

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They're like pre fall Eldar.

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Yeah, and so a little bit of a civil war happens after Malekith is rightfully burned for being the wrong Phoenix King.

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He was rejected by a Syrian. What's the term? Crispy or something? Yeah, he was Kentucky Fried Phoenix King.

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And the dark elf pushed off Ulthuan and fled to the continent of Naggaroth, which is Warhammer North America.

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The worst case scenario. Hey, hey, it's a nice place. All right. Hey,

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nice place. The only thing growing there was capitalism and burgers.

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There used to be an old lore. There was human tribes in the regions the dark elf landed and then there wasn't after the dark elves were done.

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I think in the new lore, it was just they just kind of showed up and were like, all right, this is ours now. And that was the end of it.

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But that's the basic origins of the dark elves. Why don't you take it away for a bit?

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Is there do you have a message that you want to say before I go look at my Google Doc instead of your screen?

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Yes, I would like to say that I think a Syrian really should have just burned Malekith fully to death.

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OK, well, first of all, Ludie McShootie, 499. Thank you, fellas. I'm still waiting for Andy specifically to read the epic of Boyne Cobb out here edging me on content.

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I don't much appreciate it. But by the way, I am dead, bro. We're like 20 minutes in. It's over for Andy.

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Crimson Glory member for one. Thank you. I will fly to Europe. How? I don't know what else you consider Europe.

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Beastman from Sweden. Thank you for the 50 SEK. My source is that I made it the F up Malekith 20 negative 2750.

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Pretty much. And one I know from Kock. Thank you.

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He's him. Yeah, look here is look here is actually awesome.

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OK, OK, I have I have a brief summary brief, I guess, of the entire dark elf history.

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I reread through my army book recently, so I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to go through that now for the fellows.

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I probably won't stop trying to stop too much.

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I'll repeat a little bit of what concept that's all right. So in the beginning in negative 4500, I believe, is there around the year time

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when the great rift saw demons pouring through it, the Elven race struggled greatly, but was rallied by like concept an Arian.

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They self threw himself into the flame of Arian as a sacrifice, but came out alive with untold power.

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Mind you, I when I was rereading it, it does burn him.

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It said it like it burns him down to his very soul. But then he just he has to endure it.

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And so that he then he gets out. So while I used to say the end times lower Malekith just needing to stay in the flame longer was stupid.

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It actually makes sense now that every read it and I can actually believe it, unfortunately.

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So maybe Malekith did just need to stand in longer.

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He was just being a baby at the time and he could have been Phoenix King.

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It was definitely nothing to do with the fact he was a rotten human elf being, you know, you know, you know, there's been some pretty lame Phoenix Kings, to be fair, in the times.

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There's been some shit ones. There's been some great ones.

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Maybe the worse the worse you are, the longer you've got to cook to tailor to the warrior warrior.

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He's coming up in a few pages here. But first, an Aryan with a powerful mage, Kaldor the first, I believe he is.

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And he wished to create a vortex to seal off the demons from the worlds like the Total War campaign.

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But an Aryan was not a big fan of this plan.

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And Aryan's wife, the Everqueen, was murdered, unfortunately, and Tyrion Tachylus's children were missing.

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In anger, he ventured to the Shrine of Cain and took up Widowmaker, the big scary sword.

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He then went to paladol mode against the demons and there was peace for a little bit.

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In the time of peace, an Aryan sought the elves who had suffered the most during the war as their sorrow related to his because he was not a very happy guy at this point.

462
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And in the cold, dark place that is Nagarith, did he carve out the kingdom as the bleak place reflected his mood.

463
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,560
These elves, who now followed him, killed in war for the enjoyment of it.

464
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,560
They cared little for defending the family or homeland for they had nothing left to defend.

465
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:21,560
So they took up slaughter as a passion, coming to despise weakness and even their kin in Uthwen.

466
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,560
And this was the beginning of the creation of the Dark Elves, but they weren't really Dark Elves yet.

467
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,560
They were just the weirdos that lived in North America.

468
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,560
He took Morathi as his wife. Bad move.

469
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,560
But whatever. He saved her from a sledge she wore, in fact.

470
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:39,560
She'd probably be suspicious at that point anyways, but he still did it.

471
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,560
But he never seemed to love her, like Cullen said.

472
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,560
She was just kind of there, but she sure loved him. She really did.

473
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:49,560
And Arian's mood grew only darker as the days went on.

474
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:56,560
Morathi became his counselor above anybody else, to the point where he would only really listen to Morathi.

475
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,560
And she eventually gave him an heir, which was Malekith.

476
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,560
Malekith the heir to the throne. Keep that in mind.

477
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:09,560
He was a good man for the beginning. He was raised to be a skillful mage, warrior, and leader.

478
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,560
And his right was to inherit the elven kingdom.

479
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,560
In these times, Nagarith became a dark-blood indulgent place.

480
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:21,560
People assumed death was in the air, and the demons would soon return to slay them all, so they just didn't really care.

481
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,560
They did whatever they wanted. They reveled in reckless abandon and debauchery.

482
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:32,560
Many in Arian's court left him, most notably Kael'dor, who would go form his own nation.

483
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:37,560
The demons returned, of course. Kael'dor was pretty cool. I'm not going to lie.

484
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:44,560
The demons returned, keeping Northwind from civil war, because it was going to happen, but now they were united against a common enemy.

485
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,560
And it saw their greatest challenge yet.

486
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:52,560
While the phoenix king was an invincible avatar of the elven deities, the demons were simply too many.

487
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:58,560
Kael'dor decided against reinforcing the king, betraying him, and instead began his ritual to create the vortex.

488
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:04,560
Arian's heart was wrenched at this very second betrayal, because he betrayed him already by leaving his court.

489
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:13,560
But he put his pride aside and actually manned up. He chose duty instead, and his troops rode to Kael'dor's side, despite Morathi's pleas for him to stay.

490
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:21,560
The final battle was literally world-ending, like second biggest battle ever, probably, since the Old Ones' battle with Chaos at the beginning of time.

491
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:25,560
But I don't know that lore that well, but I knew that happened.

492
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:32,560
It was kind of like the war in heaven, but for elves and on one planet. So not really comparable, but whatever.

493
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:38,560
We have a donation just very quickly by Josh. That's very weird, very ordinary name, I'm not used to that.

494
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:42,560
Josh says, look up Female Kith by Frost.

495
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,560
I'm not looking it up. I'm not looking it up.

496
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,560
Another one by BloodyShirtMusic.

497
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,560
Thank you BloodyShirt.

498
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:54,560
Andy, can you use a hotspot off your phone for best-in-class? I'm going through bad take with Troy.

499
00:30:54,560 --> 00:31:01,560
Oh man. Well, Andy's the bad take. I mean, after all the tier lists, I can't, that makes sense.

500
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,560
What was I talking about?

501
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:08,560
It's time with the final battle. Oh, we have another donation before that.

502
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,560
Daycon83 for the $10. Thank you.

503
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:16,560
Balshanar was incompetent af. We just got done having a war against demons, including demons of Slaanesh.

504
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,560
So no, I won't have Morathi executed for creating cults that give them power.

505
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,560
Yeah, Balshanar was a chump, but we're not at him quite yet.

506
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,560
He deserved what he got.

507
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:31,560
But, you know, and he got what he got what Malachy should have freaking inherited.

508
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,560
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

509
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:39,560
Oh my gosh. I hate high health plot armor.

510
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,560
Oh my gosh.

511
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:49,560
The words in the Lord literally says that words cannot describe the deeds of Menarion during this battle.

512
00:31:49,560 --> 00:32:03,560
And at the end, four greater demons pledged themselves to one final assault upon Kael'dor, and only a Narian was in the position to stop them. Upon his dragon, Yngdrognir, he battled them and saw victory, yet he and his mouth were both mortally wounded.

513
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:08,560
And greater demons are a lot scarier in fantasy than they are in 40k, I'm pretty sure.

514
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:14,560
I mean, I guess they're probably similar, but in 40k you have Grey Knights who just solo them because they're Grey Knights.

515
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:26,560
But in fantasy, a greater demon like, I don't know, probably enough to defeat like a quarter of an army by themselves if anything, if it's not more, I would assume.

516
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:33,560
Every character in fantasy is like, extremely OP. So just keep that in mind.

517
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:42,560
And then Ludie McShooty, thank you for the 499. Hey bad takes are Mr. Nowork's specialty, just ask him about Dark Souls 2.

518
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:47,560
I got a dimension of Dark Souls 2, he's making you like, yeah, truly.

519
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:50,560
I'm not a Dark Souls man.

520
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:56,560
Oh my gosh. So where was I? Yeah.

521
00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:03,560
As the Vortex thundered, sending out a shockwave that shattered fortresses and killed thousands, the day was won.

522
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:16,560
Kaldor and the mages were gone, frozen in the vortex to see out an eternal service. And Arion spent his final strength atop this dragon to return Widowmaker to the Shrine of Kain, and then he was never seen again by mortal eyes.

523
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:24,560
I'm not sure if he became a god or something or if they ever touched that point of lore. I assume they didn't, but maybe he did.

524
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:29,560
Is he, he's not an age of Syngmar lore, is he? Call him an Arion.

525
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:34,560
Oh, no, he is. Oh, so he did survive then. He's dead. Well no, he didn't.

526
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,560
Okay. I'll get to it.

527
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:47,560
So with the king gone, it would only be natural for his heir to rule, as you know, every society on the planet ever does. And like the elves always did.

528
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:53,560
But many looked to Malakith while others doubted this course of action.

529
00:33:53,560 --> 00:34:08,560
They remember the darkness of an Arion's court and wondered what mark this may have left on a child. And so, out of, I don't know if this is even legal, but they did it, they elected a guy named Bel Shinar, who was a huge chump.

530
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,560
Wasn't it also because-

531
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,560
Is it legal?

532
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:16,560
Didn't they also find an Arion's first wife's children?

533
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:24,560
Yeah. Because the Phoenix King has to marry the Everqueen, he would end up marrying his sister and they were like, eww.

534
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,560
I don't think they knew where they were at this point.

535
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:34,560
Because in the timeline, at least in the army book timeline, Tyrion and Teclis don't show up until like 3000 years from now.

536
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,560
They're the latest of the line.

537
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:40,560
They're their descendants, they're not the children of an Arion.

538
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,560
Yeah.

539
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,560
You know, they're not his kids.

540
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,560
Yeah. So they're not the rightful heirs.

541
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,560
Based on whose word? Malachiths?

542
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:58,560
Malachiths is the actual heir, it says it right there. Oh my gosh. Whatever. They elected Bel Shinar some frickin' loser.

543
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,560
Malachith got cheated out of his birthright, his literal birthright.

544
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,560
And chopping his sister.

545
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,560
The Everqueen was dead at the time anyways.

546
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,560
Oh, because the new Everqueen had-

547
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,560
But there wasn't a new Everqueen, I don't think. The war just ended.

548
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:19,560
Am I right, Colin? Isn't it like the new Everqueen was the Arion's daughter?

549
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,560
I believe it was Asterial's daughter, yeah.

550
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:29,560
Yeah, so like he couldn't- there was an extra argument at the time, they were like, oh Malachith, you can't marry your sister.

551
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,560
And he was like, oh, that's kind of cringe.

552
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,560
But I wanna.

553
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,560
But I want the crown.

554
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:40,560
That wouldn't even be his- it depends on if that was also an Arion's kid or not.

555
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,560
No, yeah, an Arion's children from his first wife.

556
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,560
That isn't mentioned in the army book history.

557
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:52,560
They were saved by- not Treebeard, who's his name? Who's the end? Look at him, MF.

558
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,560
Derthu?

559
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:59,560
They were saved by Derthu by going through like the World Tree things, and eventually they were brought back.

560
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,560
And then they were like, uh, who are these children? They went, oh, by the way, they were his.

561
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,560
Yeah, it was-

562
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:11,560
Oh, Tom Warren. Thank you, says, uh, lots of monarchies don't use primogenital shouts at Cthulhu kings, by the way.

563
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:18,560
Oh, it was- Asterial was an Arion's wife. Uh, her kid- their kid was incidentally named Yvrain.

564
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,560
Interesting.

565
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,560
This one came first.

566
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,560
Rarest purposes, Halle's right. High elves don't do incest.

567
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,560
Crazy about that, because that's about to change.

568
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:35,560
Yeah, non-dormant. Dormant? Dormant? God, sorry I messed that up.

569
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:42,560
Are there Native American factions in Warhammer? I know the Amazonians are a thing, but what about the others?

570
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:52,560
Not really. I think there was in old lore hints that one used to exist before the dark elves came and dark elf them to death.

571
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,560
You could mean the-

572
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,560
Then they got rid of that.

573
00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:01,560
Who's the Eldar that are, like, exodites? Exodites are kind of in that line.

574
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,560
Nah, kind of.

575
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:09,560
Native American factions- I mean, there's someone who does great artwork and there's a great kit bash of someone who's done Native American stuff.

576
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:15,560
I guess the Rainbow Warriors had something about it, but I don't remember.

577
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,560
You can make one up if you want. It's Warhammer.

578
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:24,560
Yeah, really. Um, what was I- okay, so Balishanar was elected, we still haven't got past that, holy cow.

579
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:31,560
Okay, for years to come the elves reveled in victory and pleasure cults from Nagarith spread across the entire elven kingdom.

580
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:36,560
Anarchy soon ensued and the kingdom that was fought so hard to save was on the verge of collapse.

581
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:45,560
Thankfully for them- this was all planned out by Malakith and Morathi, of course- Malakith would come in and save the day eventually,

582
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:52,560
but for now he spent his time traveling the world, marrying a priestess in Tor Alesi where he fought many battles against Chaos Beasts and Orcs.

583
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:58,560
During these days he became friends with the dwarves and Balishanar soon appointed him as the ambassador to the dwarven high king.

584
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:03,560
He continued his travels all across the world to realms now long forgotten.

585
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:16,560
He claimed his father's armor and in a dark lost fortress in the north, much like a lot of people's problems seem to come from, he found a powerful, dark relic and picked it up when he decided to use it.

586
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,560
Stop picking that shit up.

587
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:27,560
This was the Circlet of Black Sorcery, which would spark an obsession with magic and damn Anarian's heir to what happens next.

588
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,560
He would eventually return to Ulthuan that was in desperate need of a savior.

589
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:39,560
How convenient. Malakith saw victory after victory, weeding out and destroying cults all across the land, but many more would always pop up and they would somehow never fully be destroyed.

590
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,560
Because in the shadows, he and Morathi schemed together.

591
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:53,560
When the cults were traced to his mother, he denounced her and demanded her imprisonment, but was all part of the plan to win over the people, along with his stolen birthright.

592
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,560
Holy cow. Mentioning Morathi really does make you ill.

593
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,560
Yeah, apparently. Geez Louise.

594
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,560
Did you see your suit, brother?

595
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,560
Yeah, soon, soon.

596
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,560
You know what, here, you guys, you guys talk about something fun.

597
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,560
I'm going to go get something to drink so that I stop goofing so much.

598
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,560
There is something cool, literally, which I want to mention about Naggaron.

599
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,560
What's the northern...

600
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,560
Naggarith.

601
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,560
No, it's the northern part of the donut.

602
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:24,560
Yeah, that's Naggarith. They named it, they named Naggaron like after it.

603
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:37,560
Because in Naggarith, the elves that I'm pretty sure that live there, they're the ones that like essentially, well they've all become mostly dark elves, but they're the ones that have like the black hair and like the haler skin.

604
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,560
Elven nightlords that just live to kill dark elves.

605
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,560
Who's the guy with the bow?

606
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,560
Elythanar.

607
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:54,560
Elythanar, he's the one who's still like, so even in like that area, just to mention like that's like kind of the rich area and there were loads of people who lived in the north as like a sort of reference for that area.

608
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,560
A healthy individual.

609
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:11,560
So when like Malekith could draw on resources and armies, that whole region was full of elves who were like, oh my god it's our friend who looks like us and he's like our savior and he's like our homeboy.

610
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:13,560
So you know.

611
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:14,560
They're pretty much ready to go.

612
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,560
Completely unrelated story.

613
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:25,560
Now that I have to get fricking 14,000 steps a day, I walked to the Circle K, which is like the gas station.

614
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,560
Yeah, we got some of those in America.

615
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:35,560
Yeah, and my hoodie and sweatpants, I was unshaven and unkempt and I bought three monsters and a diet A&W.

616
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,560
I figured that that was very gamer looking of myself.

617
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,560
And I felt a little silly, but they sure do taste good.

618
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:49,560
If you've done anything like recent news where someone who left shit stains at the fucking Warhammer tournament.

619
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,560
What?

620
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,560
On the back of chairs.

621
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,560
Just shower.

622
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,560
Just shower and wipe.

623
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,560
What is wrong with these people, man?

624
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,560
Whatever.

625
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:10,560
Chaos fans always like pretend they would be anything but a Nergal follower.

626
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:17,560
I don't know if that story is true about the guy who played World Eaters and then we start doing pushups when it was in his face.

627
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:22,560
It's real. I talked to the guy on the phone.

628
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,560
The legend's unhinged.

629
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,560
Who's unhinged?

630
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:31,560
Who stains at the Warhammer tournament is pretty out of left field for me, buddy.

631
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,560
This is not a Magic the Gathering tournament, okay?

632
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:38,560
There's just a lot of people shitting themselves in their chairs.

633
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,560
Magic people aren't so bad, it's the Yu-Gi-Oh people that you gotta look out for.

634
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:47,560
When you walk into the hobby store, you know if there's a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament going on.

635
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,560
You can be on the other part of the freaking room and you'll know that it's there.

636
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,560
It's in the air, dude.

637
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,560
Smell. Smelly smell.

638
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,560
Smelly.

639
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,560
Oh my gosh.

640
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,560
Sorry, Yu-Gi-Oh.

641
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,560
The Nergal player used shit as paint, that's right.

642
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,560
Oh my gosh.

643
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:13,560
I think one guy in his family got high off of mushrooms and then painted goblins.

644
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,560
Dude, you couldn't be any more in the zone for that.

645
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,560
Dr. Sharps and Tarmin.

646
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,560
Oh man.

647
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,560
I'm gonna say something foul then as well.

648
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,560
Oh, because that was the last bit wasn't.

649
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,560
I'm gonna keep on trooping.

650
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,560
Yeah, where was I?

651
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,560
Oh my gosh.

652
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,560
Just a second, holy cow.

653
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,560
Oh well, we have a donation board.

654
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,560
Thank you Nomadic Gaming for the $10.

655
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:51,560
Mr. Pryor streamed, but this is to make Angron his own hated tier above Erebus.

656
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:57,560
For being the settings uber-jober overused worst-written one-dimensional baddie.

657
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,560
Also for off-screening Yerrick F. Angron.

658
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,560
Wow. You do not like Angron.

659
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,560
I don't know whether the thing where people say Angron killed Yerrick.

660
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,560
It's not been written anywhere that that's the thing.

661
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,560
That was like a theory at the time.

662
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,560
True. It's not canon yet.

663
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,560
It's not been a thing.

664
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:19,560
But also, to be fair, Angron in his books is cool that that's the thing.

665
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,560
It makes him really sad.

666
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,560
It's genuinely like, oh man.

667
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,560
My poor boy.

668
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,560
No primers, get rid of them.

669
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,560
I'm going back up in 40k. Stick to 30k in your fucking playpen.

670
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,560
Bro, this is a model-making company.

671
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,560
This doesn't make sense and make good doors.

672
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,560
And yet you say that Felix won't come back.

673
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,560
I just don't see it happening, bro.

674
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,560
Because I think Warhammer fantasy is already like...

675
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:53,560
It's hitting its apex of interest at the moment, unfortunately.

676
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,560
Fantasy?

677
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,560
Which saddens me greatly.

678
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:01,560
That's exactly why they're abandoning Old World and not doing anything else.

679
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,560
Please give me the dwarfs!

680
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,560
Those new dwarfs do look so cool though, actually.

681
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,560
GW, he wasn't ready.

682
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:17,560
I would also like my 5000 year old character named Malekith in my Dark Elf index, please.

683
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:22,560
Or my like 1000 year old vampire characters, please.

684
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,560
Nuh-uh.

685
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,560
Also, Lulia and Curr is like 1000 years old and he's not...

686
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,560
At least not, he's a couple hundred.

687
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,560
Oh my gosh, he's close enough!

688
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,560
He was not the king at the time of the War of the Three Emperors.

689
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,560
This is not Dark Elves. We should get back on topic.

690
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,560
Yeah, you're right.

691
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,560
So anyways, this is where things get a bit important.

692
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,560
The people grew desperate at this point because of all the cult stuff.

693
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:53,560
Malekith convened a council with Belshanar in the Elven Council at the Shrine of Cain.

694
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,560
Unknown to them at this time, Nagarith's armies marched to Uthuan.

695
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:04,560
Malekith poisoned the Venex Hymn before the council began, and at this meeting he declared Belshanar a cultist.

696
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,560
This did not go so well for him though.

697
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,560
The other princes declared Malekith a traitor, but he was ready for this.

698
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,560
His assassin sprang forth and killed everybody.

699
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:20,560
Malekith strode into the flame of Azaryan and was met with blinding pain as his flesh was scorched away.

700
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:29,560
Yeah, he gave up too soon, unfortunately, and Arian had endured such pains when he entered the flame, as I said before, and burned away his very soul.

701
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:35,560
But Malekith was not made of the sterner stuff of his father and fell short of his ascension.

702
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,560
Pussy.

703
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:43,560
Yeah, I mean, I'll be the first to admit he did pussy out there. He could have had it.

704
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:48,560
In End Times, he does get it, I'm pretty sure, to my what I remember.

705
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:53,560
End Times does say, if Malekith stayed in there longer, he would have been Phoenix King.

706
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:58,560
And I used to think that was dumb, but reading how in for an area on that gives it actually makes sense, but whatever.

707
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:05,560
Anyways, he wavered and he threw himself out of the flames and he destroyed his chance of becoming the Phoenix King.

708
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:11,560
His broken body was brought north, and in his stead Morathli led the Nagarith armies against Uthuan.

709
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:17,560
These armies were far superior to their opponents, as Malekith had instilled within them a warrior spirit that would not easily be denied.

710
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,560
And the armies of Uthuan had grown kind of lazy at this time.

711
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:26,560
Along with this, Morathli wove her threads of subsurface and pledged many princes of Uthuan to her cause.

712
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:34,560
Almost all hope was lost for Uthuan, something that you'll hear many, many times throughout all of history.

713
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,560
But the prince is playing one final...

714
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,560
I'm sorry, who in the chat said how to paint skid marks? Who said that?

715
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,560
Oh my gosh, man.

716
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:48,560
I'm sorry, Andy making a vote.

717
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,560
I'm not giving the worst takes imaginable.

718
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,560
We have Kaldor.

719
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,560
Oh my gosh. What was there? Oh my gosh.

720
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,560
Sorry, Yela.

721
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,560
It's alright, I'm just trying to remember where I left off.

722
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:07,560
Okay, yeah, that's where they elected Emrik of Kaldor as Phoenix King, who would become Kaldor II, I believe.

723
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:15,560
And I'm not sure, I don't think this is Emrik nowadays, right Kaldor? This is a different Emrik, I assume.

724
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,560
Emrik is the guy who rides the dragon.

725
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,560
That's a different Emrik, yeah.

726
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:24,560
She's just like on the Matthew or John whatever, just a popular name.

727
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:30,560
Okay, so even in Emrik's long-thought, uncorruptible lands, there was betrayal.

728
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:43,560
And the sorcerer Hotec was discovered creating weapons for the armies of Negraith, who would then later flee and create Malakith's black suit of armor that allowed him to rise and lead his armies once more and live forever, seemingly.

729
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,560
And this was the beginning of the Witch King.

730
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:57,560
Upon the field of Maldor, the Witch King's forces almost saw victory, of course, almost again, until Emrik, now named Kaldor, slew Malakith's dragon and sent him hurdling into the Ulthuan army.

731
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:02,560
Malakith slaughtered his way through, but it was too late and the day was won for the usurper.

732
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:12,560
Keep that in mind, keep this in mind, because there's another time where Ahaiil gets slain on his dragon and the complete opposite happens, so remember that for the future.

733
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,560
Joseph Pollard, thank you for the $5.

734
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,560
Thank you, brother.

735
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:22,560
Hal Stormcast Felix, will it happen? You love crafting horror.

736
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:28,560
And then Ludie McTruity, thank you for the $2. Kind of wanted top 10 charts to win, but whatever.

737
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,560
Oh my gosh.

738
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:41,560
Okay, Malakith and his forces fled, and this brought him the realization that Ulthuan would never be his and the realization part of cold hatred the likes of the world had never seen.

739
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,560
I thought I saw him in it.

740
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:52,560
Alright, the Witch King decided on a final plan to destroy the Vortex. One sorcerer of his court saw the madness and swiftly went to inform Kaldor.

741
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:59,560
The mages of Ulthuan and Nagarith battled for control atop their towers in a Gandalf versus Saruman fight.

742
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:04,560
If you remember the Saruman scene where he's calling down the mountain on Gandalf from all across the world.

743
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,560
That was these two guys reeling at each other from two towers across the world.

744
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:16,560
Next remembrance of radio. Heal my depression. I read Riverside HQ. We should read Riverside HQ in Minecraft.

745
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:23,560
Alright, so as this happened, the Vortex weakened, but first to emerge was Kaldor Dragontamer, the first.

746
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:30,560
Instead of the demons, for whatever reason, his mages swiftly ended the conflict and resealed the Vortex.

747
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:42,560
But the backlash caused the cataclysmic tidal wave that engulfed Tirannok and Nagarith, and with the rest of their power the sorceresses dislodged their kingdom to ride out the storm into the dark lands of Nagaroth.

748
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:49,560
Those are the Black Arcs. Sorry, that's how the Black Arcs from the great cities were formed.

749
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:58,560
A donation by Kolob who says, we all know the Traitor Elves of Ulthuan tainted the flame of Azurian with foul sorcery and hashtag justice.

750
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:03,560
That's right. I heard somebody else say that too. I haven't read that lore.

751
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,560
Oh, lethanar kill this man.

752
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,560
I have heard that they rigged it against Malekith, but I don't know what that's for.

753
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:16,560
I can talk about what exactly the End Times lore was in a bit.

754
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,560
Oh, it's End Times lore.

755
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,560
Raryspepe says, give me toilet and fortnite when?

756
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:24,560
Okay, calm down Raryspepe, calm down. That, hopefully, though, you know.

757
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:28,560
I saw a comment the other day that said, how do you stop kids from saying cringe stuff?

758
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:34,560
And it says just get their parents to say it to them unironically. And immediately they all stop.

759
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,560
Yep. Unbelievable.

760
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:42,560
Alright, so as they reached faraway shores, the cities lodged themselves and they began the founding of Nagaroth.

761
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:48,560
Nagaron itself is the capital, but Nagaroth is the whole region.

762
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:55,560
It was to be a capital that would rival Uthuan itself, and for its construction, countless slave ships were sent off to the barbarian lands.

763
00:50:55,560 --> 00:51:01,560
These ships would return with hundreds, even thousands of slaves, thus beginning the Dark Practice.

764
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:08,560
The Dark Elves made a fleet and began to invade Uthuan for 2,000 years, but were ultimately pushed back.

765
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:17,560
Harker Summerlin, thank you for the $5. Live from the Black Library made a video about the Raven Guard having Native American inspiration, so that's cool.

766
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:22,560
Thank you, Bloody Share Music, for the five World Crimes memberships. You guys are ballin'. Everybody's a member today.

767
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,560
Appreciate you, brother. Thank you. Seriously. Thank you. Thank you very much.

768
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:36,560
Okay, so Kael'dor himself was sailing home, and he was caught in a storm that Marathi made, and her courses came to capture him.

769
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:42,560
Instead of being captured, he leapt into the sea wearing full armor. Good for him. I wouldn't want to be captured either by the Dark Elves.

770
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:51,560
So now Kael'dor II is dead. For a while, both sides looked inwards, but Malkuth was not idled.

771
00:51:51,560 --> 00:52:00,560
Disguised, High Elves, sorry, Dark Elves, disguised as High Elves, attacked the Dwarves and committed atrocities against them,

772
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:05,560
which would then spark the War of the Beard, because the Dwarves blamed the High Elves for these things.

773
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:10,560
The High Elves didn't want to take the blame, and they were being all pompous about it.

774
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:17,560
And so the Elves and the Dwarves fought one of the worst wars in all of Warhammer history, and a lot of people died.

775
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:24,560
I literally don't know how this didn't make the Dark Elves win, but it's whatever. It's fine.

776
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:29,560
Because this was right after they got done getting their asses beaten in Civil War's opening.

777
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:42,560
While Ulthuan was vulnerable, Malkuth took his armies and they retook the Shadowlands, which was Nagorath, building an Aryan's fortress anew.

778
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:46,560
I don't know why I'm kufing so much.

779
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:56,560
For a few centuries, they held out, but when Tethlyss was made Phoenix King, he drove the Dark Elves from Anlek, which was the tower, and the Shadowlands once again.

780
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:03,560
Tethlyss would later die at the Shrine of Kain, but by who is unknown. Thus began the Age of Hateful Peace.

781
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:12,560
The High Elves grew soft, and Malkuth had Morathi create cult agents. These agents traveled to Ulthuan and assumed normal lives, such as farmers and poets.

782
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:17,560
In the shadows, though, they spread their poisonous beliefs, and the pleasure cults grew once again.

783
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:22,560
Despite the progress, Malkuth's soul had grown weary without constant turmoil.

784
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:28,560
Morathi tried everything to stir her son, but only when a messenger of Athel Lorne arrived did the Witch King stir.

785
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:33,560
This messenger brought news of Alasara, Malkuth's long-gone wife.

786
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:41,560
She had made her kingdom within the Woodrealm, but, ridden with guilt, pledged herself to return to Malkuth's side if he wished it, which he did.

787
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:53,560
We had a donation, I think. And the other message where he says Morathi made the Elves soft. I think she did exactly the opposite of that. Yeah, very funny.

788
00:53:53,560 --> 00:54:03,560
There was no donation, just the pole. So, this is the beginning of Morathi's string of ruining everything.

789
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:09,560
Because Morathi caught wind. What? What does that mean? You skipped one part of the War of the Beard, though.

790
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:16,560
What? Those dark elves sent to instigate the war were also the ones who taught Nagash how to do black magic.

791
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,560
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, there's another thing that can blame the dark elves for.

792
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:29,560
Really a butterfly effect. Look, if Malkuth- If Malkuth was Phoenix King, none of this would have happened.

793
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:34,560
If Malkuth had decided to kill the dwarves and the elves and break his deathbed oath.

794
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:42,560
I reckon Malkuth goes by Keith for sure. No, no I do not. I think it's Malkuth, so no.

795
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:47,560
Because it's not intimidating, so he dropped the Keith bit. Oh my gosh, okay.

796
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:59,560
So, anyways, Morathi, despite Malkuth trying to hide it from her, Morathi caught wind of Alicera coming to see Malkuth.

797
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:09,560
And she sent a maddened high elf lord to the shores of Bretonnia, where he and his armies slaughtered Alicera and her escort.

798
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:22,560
This was the one moment Malkuth had for redemption. He had one last spark of warmth within his heart, because this kind of reawakened it, that he knew of his wife returning.

799
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:33,560
But Morathi brought him the news of her death, and that last bit of warmth died forever, and it sealed his fate and made him a big villain for all of eternity.

800
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:41,560
Thanks a lot, Morathi. Thank you Crimson Glory for the five dollars, elves being the worst par for the course. Fair enough.

801
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:56,560
So, Malkuth's rage was great and swift, and a war council was held that night, and eight of the lords at the war council were slain, as they had been squandering their time fighting each other in Malkuth's absence.

802
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:02,560
Entire noble houses were wiped out overnight, as the witch king purged all of Naggaroth.

803
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:12,560
In Ulthuan, the new phoenix king Aethas was a weak man, who allowed his society to find more in arts than that of the martial arts, I guess.

804
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:20,560
Under this culture, the cultists were able to easily spread their influence through these arts, and Malkuth issued the order for them to strike.

805
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:25,560
All across Ulthuan, nobles were found dead in their beds and rampant crime raged.

806
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:37,560
Thankfully for the high elves, once again, a secret society of warriors had been preparing for this very moment, and the sword masters of Hoeth sprang into action and sent the cults back into the shadows.

807
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:47,560
Of course, new cultists were sent and one even secured his spot as Aethas's chancellor, poisoning his every deed. By the time he was discovered, Aethas was already murdered.

808
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:55,560
Malkuth also discovered Morathi's hand in killing his wife, and so he sent her to the deepest dungeon for one single year.

809
00:56:55,560 --> 00:57:05,560
After this, he decided on no further punishment, but promised obliteration if she was found meddling in his destiny again, because he overall decided that the event made him stronger.

810
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:13,560
After Aethas, Morval became the phoenix king, and he quickly sent armies to Naggaroth in retaliation of all that occurred.

811
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:19,560
Malkuth's armies were ready, and they were built anew, and when the elves arrived, they were absolutely destroyed.

812
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:25,560
The witch king then used this to his advantage and sailed for Naggaroth to once again rebuild and leg.

813
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:37,560
Once again, the dark elves crashed their army against the Griffin Gate, which is what they weren't able to get through before, and it was now largely held by an emergency militia, so very inexperienced troops, just farmers and bros.

814
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:43,560
Slowly the inexperienced warriors were grinded down as Malkuth racked the phoenix king's dreams with nightmares.

815
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:55,560
Morval emptied the treasuries to rebuild the fleet, which caught off the dark elf's supply lines, and this forced Malkuth's hand to lead the final assault he personally did from the front,

816
00:57:55,560 --> 00:58:04,560
but he was defeated just barely when Mentheus of Kaldor arrived at the last second, wonderful, with a relief force.

817
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:10,560
For three centuries they then skirmished in the Shadowlands until Mentheus pushed the Druki back to the gates of Anlek.

818
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:16,560
This battle lasted for weeks, but was ended when Mentheus was slain, making his dragon go berserk.

819
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,560
And this is like the worst writing I've ever read.

820
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:28,560
They killed the commander, and so his dragon got mad and destroyed like half the dark elf army and the fortress itself, and so then they lost.

821
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:34,560
I think that's so dumb, that doesn't make any sense. How would that have not just happened before when the commander was alive?

822
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:39,560
Whatever, they needed a reason for the dark elves to lose, it's fine. Thank you, Crimson Glory.

823
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:44,560
Yeah, thank you, brother. He says, just donating for Andy's fancy sassaccentric attire fund.

824
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:49,560
I'm missing it this time. I'll have to take a look back. Thank you for the five dollars.

825
00:58:49,560 --> 00:59:03,560
Morvel quickly succumbed to despair, that was the phoenix king, after these events and committed suicide. Malkith had lived through the passing of seven phoenix kings now, and he vowed to see the last one perish no matter how far into eternity that would take.

826
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:10,560
And, actually, ironically, he becomes the last phoenix king, I do believe, in the end times.

827
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:22,560
The age of glorious torment began, and Malkith set his eyes beyond Uthuan into the wider world. He sent out the many admirals, and competition between the noble families began.

828
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:39,560
It was a time of discovery and opportunity, and all dark elves could make a name of themselves and make something of themselves in these new worlds as the opportunity to find basically unlimited free labor and riches in these new worlds was pretty great for these guys.

829
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:43,560
This was their coming to America, but a lot meaner.

830
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:52,560
The dark elves grew incredibly rich as they plunder Bretonnia, Tilia, and the likes, creating the largest most glorious fleet their people had ever seen.

831
00:59:52,560 --> 01:00:09,560
Druki ships began to shadow high elf trading vessels to discover their closest allies, who they then poisoned with words or literal poison. Dark elf influence spread across the globe, and it is said Malkith was informed of a high elf ship's landing before the phoenix king.

832
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:23,560
For centuries, he played his pawns against the kingdom of Uthuan, sending out the world's armies to raid and pillage the high elves. Despite this, Finnebar, who was a pretty cool guy, I'm pretty sure, I don't know his lore that well, but I know that he was a good phoenix king.

833
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:30,560
Yeah, he had made the new phoenix king, and he rallied his people that saw unity they had not seen since the days of an era.

834
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:40,560
Malkith once again prepared to invade Uthuan, and this time with Norzer and allies, the Norskins, had arrived to attack Megoroth, but Morathi swayed them to the Druki side.

835
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:47,560
They breached the high elf's lands, and Malkith sought the slain of Elariel, but she evaded him at every turn with the aid of Tirion.

836
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:56,560
Even his four greatest assassins failed, so he turned to desperate measures and contacted N'Kari, the greater demon of Slenesh, and struck a deal with him.

837
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:04,560
Throughout all of Uthuan, the Northmen and Dark Elves took victory after victory, slaughtering the seemingly unlimited supply of high elf defenders.

838
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:10,560
Unfortunately, N'Kari had been banished, because I'm pretty sure Tirion just wins every single battle that he's ever in.

839
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:14,560
I assume that there's more lore about that in the high elf book.

840
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,560
He's Tirion, he's him.

841
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:21,560
Yeah, he just wins, except for one time, but that's coming up, and it's so awful.

842
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:31,560
N'Kari was banished, Malkith took this as a very bad omen, and ordered his greatest commanders to return to Nagoroth, and led the remaining forces of the final battle against the high elves.

843
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:39,560
But this was a much smaller army of the ones who Malkith saw as expendable, and then a small contingent of his greatest warriors.

844
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:43,560
And this was also containing the remainder of his Norse allies.

845
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:57,560
Perhaps if he brought the entirety of his armies, they would have won, but he was very cautious, because Elariel was still alive, and he had had victory stolen from him too many times, to risk everything at this moment.

846
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,560
Thank you, Nematic Gaming.

847
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,560
It says,

848
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:13,560
Fancy sensors have two ripcaders, you can't un-know this, now everyone is welcome. I had to ruin it, since I have to deliver the curse. Now you all do.

849
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,560
I didn't know that either, but thank you for sharing this.

850
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:17,560
Is it not just a long rip cage?

851
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:21,560
I don't know, that's neat.

852
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:25,560
Oh, because it's one at the torso, and then one in the midriff of the horse.

853
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:28,560
Oh, that is weird. Oh no.

854
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,560
They must have like two sets of organs then too.

855
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,560
Facky.

856
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,560
Macky.

857
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:37,560
That's disgusting.

858
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:45,560
Okay, out of all the things that we've talked about, frickin' Centaur Anatomy is the worst now.

859
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:52,560
At least my centaurs don't leave sharp stains on the tournament chairs, okay?

860
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,560
Oh gosh.

861
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,560
Okay.

862
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,560
Where was I?

863
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:08,560
Okay, so during this battle, Malekith and Tekklus had a cool magic fight, and Malekith's champion, Poisonblade, went to go fight Tyrion.

864
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:15,560
And this is like, this is so like, reading this makes me want to like tear your hair out, it's so bad.

865
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:25,560
Poisonblade literally beats Tyrion, like he beats him in the 1v1, and he's about to kill him, when Morathi just then tunes into the battle,

866
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:39,560
and sees Tyrion, and says, hey Tyrion looks like an Arian, I don't want him to die, and so she uses all of her sorcery to make Poisonblade's sword not work, and it pings off of Tyrion's armor and Poisonblade dies.

867
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:40,560
Oh, sharp.

868
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,560
So, so stupid dude, oh my gosh.

869
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:48,560
We should mention, Tyrion is a descendant of an Arian, and he's wearing an Arian's armor.

870
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:56,560
So he looks like a young version of an Arian, and Morathi's, oh he looks like my late husband, I think I can't let this guy die.

871
01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:02,560
It was also come like 7th, 8th edition, they started retconning Morathi into having dementia.

872
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,560
Yeah, that makes sense. She's definitely crazy.

873
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:15,560
She's always been crazy, but it went from like, evil, insane sorceress crazy, to just kind of losing her mind crazy.

874
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,560
Yeah, that makes sense.

875
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:22,560
Yeah, but this was, yeah, this was a tough read.

876
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:26,560
And then they lost, obviously, again.

877
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:29,560
Thank you Tom Warren as well. Sentors with leaf stains everywhere.

878
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,560
Yes.

879
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,560
Truly we have thought too much about this.

880
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:43,560
With Sentar, like, how would, do you think they have like Sentar toilets, or do you think they just like, poo like regular horses, they just poo like everywhere.

881
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:51,560
How do they sit? Do they sit like, their four legs crossed and they sit down, or do they sit on the back?

882
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,560
Like a dog?

883
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,560
Yeah, like which one is it?

884
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,560
Document, you see.

885
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:05,560
Imagine for a moment, one of fantasy mini-series, except Godric is played by Nicholas Cage, and Nicholas Ryan Gosling.

886
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,560
Just like the For Real, For Real.

887
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:18,560
Okay, so once again, High Elves just was like the most unbelievable, unbelievable plot armor I've ever read in Warhammer, aside from like Space Marine stuff.

888
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,560
So whatever.

889
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:31,560
But the Dark Elves actually were still doing okay until Teclis unleashed a big curse from his moon staff that brought the wrath of Azar Yon upon Malekith, so I'm pretty sure it was kind of like he was in the flames all over again.

890
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:38,560
And it burned him with vengeance. He was desperate to save himself, so he hurled himself into the realm of chaos.

891
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:44,560
Then Khurran, who is frickin' so cool, he's the captain of the Black Guard.

892
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:51,560
Khurran Darkhand of the Black Guard, led what remained back to Naggaroth at a brutal pace, leaving behind any who could not keep up.

893
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:58,560
High Elves brought armies against him three times, as he was on the retreat, and he beat them three times.

894
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:03,560
So he brought the best of the best back to Naggaroth. The rest, everyone else died, obviously.

895
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:12,560
But when he returned, he found the realm tearing itself apart. Eight dreadlords vied for supremacy, so he invited them all to the Black Tower for a banquet.

896
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:18,560
When the eight sat, he locks the door and informs them that whoever is the last one alive can be the new king.

897
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:28,560
Soon after, Khurran himself unlocks the door and strode out, his halberd bloody and himself unblemished, but for a single scar upon his face. He's a badass.

898
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:33,560
For six months, he and Morathi would cleanse Naggaroth of the traitorous families.

899
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:41,560
Now, for over a decade, Malekith wandered and survived in the realm of chaos until he finally came back to the mortal world, where his broken body was found.

900
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:46,560
Morathi poured magic into her son for a year, and he finally woke with a new resolve.

901
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:51,560
And then there's like some local, your fell stuff, fell heart stuff in between that.

902
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:58,560
And then it kind of just leaves off on a cliffhanger saying Malekith can go invade Uthuan once again.

903
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:12,560
Donation by Colbo, he says, in William King's Tyrion and Teckris novels, Tyrion was just genuinely a more skilled combatant than Uriion Poisonblade, hence that's why he won barely in brackets.

904
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:21,560
Interesting. The army book says that it was Morathi's magic that made him not kill him.

905
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:29,560
In the prison story, again, thank you brother, he says, centaurs are truly just a chaos spawn with definitive form. They must be purged.

906
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:39,560
I don't mind it. They're okay. There's that one guy who's the father of all centaurs ever, and this guy's got like thousands of children or something.

907
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:43,560
And he can teleport in the Warhammer mod, so if you want to play that on Total War, go for it.

908
01:07:43,560 --> 01:08:08,560
Yeah, so that's basically the history of the Dark Elves. When you're the aggressor, much like Mr. Abaddon, the Dispoiler, in a universe where you can't wipe out a faction, you are kind of forced to lose every single time, which can unfortunately means the writers have to come up with reasons for you to lose every time, and oftentimes they can be kind of bad, but that's just kind of how it is.

909
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:18,560
So yeah, I have all the cities of Naggaroth that I can talk about if we want, or you can talk, Colin, it's up to you.

910
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:22,560
About Naggaroth a bit?

911
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:30,560
I don't know, I can talk about the cities, or do you want to talk about characters right now? I have the cities, characters a lot more exciting, maybe I should do the boring stuff first and then you can do the exciting stuff.

912
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:31,560
Sure.

913
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:44,560
Okay. So this is in no particular order, I had to summarize cities because there are actually pretty cool. Kyron Kar is the slave trade for the Dark Elves, like the Slade Hub.

914
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:59,560
It is located at the edge of the Chilled Sea and as a result, it is freezing all the time, ice cold rain, constant braving of the elements, batters these people into the toughest of their kind, is known as Slaver's Gate for all slave ships pass through its ports to unload their cargo.

915
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:10,560
People are really not nice here. Failed escapees hang from the walls of the Tower of Despair, is what the city is called, enchanted to live in pain for their last few moments.

916
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:22,560
Many beast masters are taught here not only to tame monsters, but also to tame the slaves of the many species and exploit them, whether they be orcs, humans, or elves, how to make them work the best.

917
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:30,560
This is the city of vast riches for the slave traders reside here, lounging in wondrous homes whose walls are adorned with the polished bones of slaves.

918
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:38,560
It's perhaps the cruelest of cities amongst the Druki and its inhabitants love to see freezing, terrified riches that are brought by the ships.

919
01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:45,560
They relish in their pain and fear, leering and shouting at them, even throwing rocks to cause them to slip or fall into the freezing seas.

920
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:48,560
But it is better to die than go to Kar-on-Kar.

921
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:56,560
Harganeth is probably my favorite because Harganeth Executioners are like the coolest models to ever exist.

922
01:09:56,560 --> 01:10:04,560
But it's a city of order. It's like the only city with laws amongst the most chaotic realm on the planet.

923
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:14,560
It's the only city where not a single crime is permitted. In fact, every single crime has the same punishment, which is execution, hence Executioners of Harganeth.

924
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:18,560
Treachery is still a rye, just in a much more subtle manner.

925
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:26,560
The nobles live a life of shadow, trying to trick their rivals into breaking the law with ploys that often take years to see the light.

926
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:33,560
Perhaps most famous of Harganeth, though, is the one night where all is permissible, and that is Death Night, which is basically the Purge.

927
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:40,560
The gates are sealed, everyone is trapped inside, and all the slaves are set loose amidst the streets as the revelry begins.

928
01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:45,560
Water, sacrifice, and cannibalism run rampant as the city fills itself with sweet crimson.

929
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:56,560
Cain is worshipped in no better way than Death Night, and all across Naggaroth, all the hags and witch-ladies celebrate it, but everyone else kind of tries to not be part of it.

930
01:10:56,560 --> 01:11:01,560
But everybody in Harganeth has to participate. It's like the one rule.

931
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:13,560
In the immortal ruler herself, Helebron bathes in the blood spilled on this holy night so that she can stay immortal, and as dawn rises, a bell tolls, and it's over, back to order.

932
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:31,560
She's the one who gets really disgustingly old, isn't she, if she doesn't immediately bathe in orphans at the drop of a hat. It must be. God forbid a woman have hobbies.

933
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:46,560
Upon Death Night. So, like, she has her, like, half a season of youthfulness and then half a season of being really old. I don't quite remember. Bro, she's just trying her best. I think it's because Merathi doesn't let her do it any other night, if I remember correctly.

934
01:11:46,560 --> 01:12:01,560
Well, she doesn't tell her the recipe, as in, like, how to beat, like, Merathi, where, like, she's constantly young looking. So she basically's like, you can do this, like, botched up method, and she kind of laughs while she just constantly tries to keep looking young.

935
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,560
To skincare routine.

936
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:08,560
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's all the meat.

937
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:26,560
Clark Horan is the city of doom. It is the shipyard of the Drukki. It is a massive city that continues in its creeping growth every single year. The black timber used to build the grand fleets are harvested from the neighboring pine forests of the Dusk Ridge.

938
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:45,560
They worship Ana Thraima, goddess of the Savage Hunt, and their location has gained them the greatest access to the horrific war beasts enjoyed by all the dark elves. Krybdis, Harpies, Manticores, Hydras, Cold Ones, and also, like, ancient Leviathan creatures the size of cities are bent and broken here.

939
01:12:45,560 --> 01:13:00,560
And the Beastmasters of Clark Horan are famed for their services, and they're highly sought out by dreadlords. Every year the Contest of Claws is held between Clark Horan and Karnd Karr, which is a great competition of Beastmasters, where the two cities share grand rivalry.

940
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:23,560
Hey, Greif is the city of shadows, and I'm pretty sure this is where Malice Darkblade is from, if I'm not mistaken. It is a realm. It's basically the Underdark from D&D. It's built at the bottom of a lightless cavern, and it's multi-leveled with lots of twisting walkways going through, and some of these walkways or platforms are entire towns in themselves.

941
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:46,560
They're made of stone, bones, spider silk, all that. Very drow-esque, in my opinion. And in the darkest depths of these caverns are the mines where the slaves dig deep within the warpstone-infested tunnels. Because of the warpstone, the slaves are corrupted, and when they die, they are reanimated by the warpstone, and they have to work until they decompose, so they work for a very long time.

942
01:13:46,560 --> 01:14:01,560
It's not a nice place to be. Even the dark elves there don't like it, so it has the most people volunteering for military service. They don't even need a draft or, like, forced conscription, because everyone wants to get out. But as a result, it has some good soldiers.

943
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:16,560
Grand is the Tower of Prophecy, where Marathi rules and hangs out. It's also the cool Baterin Ram and Lord of the Rings. One of the hardest scenes ever. It was renamed after an old Balrog, wasn't it, as well?

944
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:33,560
I think so. Maybe, I don't remember. He was the first Balrog. People in the chat maybe correct us. Was it Crimson Glory? It says, death night sounds like every night in Chicago in LA. I mean, I was thinking it, I wasn't going to say it.

945
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:52,560
But atop this gigantic tower, the sorceress can see all across the land and read the Strands of Fate. That's why it's called the Tower of Prophecy. It's another city of extreme wealth, and Malakith lets his mother kind of do whatever she wants. He gives her general autonomy as long as she pays the tithes, which she does.

946
01:14:52,560 --> 01:15:07,560
The palace is a legendary place that people all across the land know about. Not a single man is let in unless Marathi lets them. It's fairly rare. It's a very good place of decadence and fineries.

947
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:26,560
The armies outside of Grond are constantly fighting because they're near the Chaos Wastes. The Northmen and Chaos guys in general are constantly drawn to the raw magic. But the armies are all enraptured by Marathi's beauty, and so they never think about deserting. They're also pretty good troops.

948
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:41,560
And then lastly is Nagarond, and it's the greatest and first city of the Dark Elves. It is surrounded by walls over 100 feet tall and dotted with hundreds more watchtowers. It is absolutely gigantic. The streets are a place of madness and only the strongest survive in Nagarond.

949
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:56,560
This, of course, is to the Witch King's liking, as anarchy weeds out the weak within his ranks. And in fact, he actually promotes his anarchy and discord and actively causes revolts and rivalries for people to kill each other.

950
01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:20,560
And all this he does within the Black Tower, a city of massive fortresses within the city of Nagarond itself, which is where all the higher-ups live, but he himself only lives in the central bastion. It has no fire in it. There's no torches or sconces because poor Malekith is still kind of scared of live flame, but no one will ever say that, of course.

951
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:35,560
He also has like a fortress of solitude beneath it that not even Morathi can see inside of. Pretty neat. And then lastly is Har Caldra, which is the Forgotten City because Malekith blew it up. And yeah, hopefully I didn't steal all of Colin's lore.

952
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:43,560
But, alright, very good. That is the history of the Dark Elves, general history, and their little continent.

953
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:51,560
Colin, I want to read out the comment he just put in the chat. Oh, of course. He put me in a room with Morathi and we'll both come out pregnant.

954
01:16:51,560 --> 01:17:04,560
Okay, okay. I don't even want to think about the logistics of that. My god. When you call me out, you understand if I put it in the chat, I'm clearly not ashamed to say it.

955
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:25,560
Gronn was the name of Morgoth's mace, yes. Oh, that's cool. Unrelated. I like how Lord of the Rings is running out of magic by the time the books and movies and running out of magic in their eyes is. Yeah, I raised five million orcs from the fucking dirt and I'm Sauramann. I'm like a fifth tier power in the grand scheme of things.

956
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:40,560
I like Lord of the Rings magic quite a lot. It's fucking awesome. It's low fantasy magic in a way. It's low, but it's like all the high fantasy magic stuff was like in the Silmarillion in the background or backstory.

957
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:50,560
Who's the elf who like when he died he caught fire because he was such a hothead or something. He's the one who made the Silmarillion. That's funny.

958
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:57,560
I don't know my Tolkien lore that could. I've forgotten some of the chat remember. It's the guy who created the Silmarils.

959
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:10,560
And I go into circle. That is very funny. This character I think is an inspiration for Malekith a little bit because he was like a dark-haired elf who I believe he was such a hothead as well.

960
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:24,560
He got lured into bringing the elves over to fight Morgoth and Sauron's forces and then when he died, his five sons surrounded him. He literally started burning because he was such like a hot spirit or something crazy.

961
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:32,560
I. Oh yeah, Andy. Andy, what do you think about the dark elves so far?

962
01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:46,560
Yeah, for the audio list is poor Andy is being blocked out by Riverside. And you see this is why we are switching programs. Yeah, this was like this was like freaking 20 minutes in and he was he got killed.

963
01:18:46,560 --> 01:19:06,560
I'm breaking off. You know, that's it. You know, I pre-piles what is pre-used. I think is Malek. He's an actual like Norse myth or something. He's in the Frick. He's in the Thor movie too. And he's also a dark elf in the Thor movie.

964
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:24,560
But they might have also like one of fantasy or Marvel like which one originally. I think if I remember seeing it, the dark elves like were in Warhammer fantasy first but Malek is a character came after Marvel Malek is easy.

965
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:36,560
Document USA. Thank you to the five dollars. I don't like what I'm also seeing the chat. I see lots of more at these simply. She's a snake now and likely has the double snake shlong.

966
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:47,560
Call it and techless are coming out of that room pregnant. Thank you. Also Lucas Lucas below that said just looked up who Marathi is she hot.

967
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:57,560
Bro, this is why we're so do Marathi's world. We're so you would be dead.

968
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:18,560
Bro, bro, was it like someone said them if they got rid of their ability to be horny, they'll be so productive like honestly on a new level. So I gang is cons gang is cons frickin sages told them semen retention was the way to like everlasting life road not listen though.

969
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:31,560
The world or something can trace their blood back to him. I think so. Which one percent doesn't sound a lot except there's seven and a half billion people. I'm about to achieve Nirvana just by not sipping from Marathi.

970
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:51,560
One love. I like nice girls before a date with a larry off smiley face. Thank you, Andy. She seems like a very nice lady. She does.

971
01:20:51,560 --> 01:21:17,560
Honestly, malakitha is not my favorite dark elf character at all. I think the other ones are a little bit cooler. Speaking of characters though, does Colin have characters I do discuss through, but I'd like to discuss the drew Kari in the room first and just talk about some differences between the dark elves and you know the dark elder because you know, mostly 40 K as you know the bigger one I'm sure some people are thinking they're just the same thing I assure you they're not.

972
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:36,560
For one so much worship that was retconned in late years of fantasy and I don't think old world has gone back on that. I'll have to reread the core rule book, but they can worship so much it doesn't immediately damned I mean any more than chaos worship to begin with damns your soul.

973
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:48,560
It's not like the, you know, the dark elder where they hide in fear of so much half of them are happy to worship so much. There is one case is it the annual notice and Horace heresy book angel exterminators.

974
01:21:48,560 --> 01:22:06,560
There's bit where essentially the loyalists and the traitors get talked to by to opposing elder and one of them is like, I just straight up embrace slanish worship. And the other one is like, oh, so nesh is cringe my brother, I think it's his brother, he's like my brother or my cousin.

975
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:15,560
He's like totally lost his way he's, he's down bad with the good she GW will never give chaos elder more of more than one paragraph.

976
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:30,560
I think there's that my new clone war. Thank you. I think there's that. And I think in the Nari books of all places there's like a paragraph or there's like a demon elder and elder demon prince of smash which it's like the idea is like there's a, there is a few of those kicking around

977
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:34,560
and they're some of slanish strongest soldiers.

978
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:39,560
Of course, doesn't age of sigma have chaos elves evil very good.

979
01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:49,560
It's like an offshoot there's no model for it. It's mentioned, if it is it's one of those things where it's bad where it's not going to get a model, but they're there.

980
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:51,560
Be cool.

981
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,560
So that is an elder God.

982
01:22:54,560 --> 01:23:02,560
Technically, but in fantasy no just so much was just there, like the rest of three.

983
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:16,560
And also, speaking of that, the, the elder and the dark elder you know they don't like each other, but they can work together if need be, you know, they'll kill each other but they'll also not kill each other.

984
01:23:16,560 --> 01:23:22,560
A dark elf and a high elf would rather backflip directly chaos.

985
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:32,560
So much as like just shake hands with an opposing member, like they hate each other.

986
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:36,560
What else is the best elves. That's why I think that's.

987
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:40,560
I can respect I don't have it but I can respect the opinion.

988
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:47,560
I respect mysterious packages and companies.

989
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:52,560
I'm just not bringing something special.

990
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:57,560
The Industrial Revolution of Nolan truly was a.

991
01:23:57,560 --> 01:24:03,560
I wanted to know this on today. Are there more dark elves than there are high or the more higher.

992
01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:06,560
I think it's pretty much equal. I think.

993
01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:17,560
I think for a meta thing, I believe, I don't remember which GW author said it but I'm pretty sure one came out and outright said, there are as many elves as the plot demands. Yeah, which is why on the high side.

994
01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:28,560
Yeah, like on the high outside of casualties 50th and died. Yeah, it's why in the high outside of things like one story can be like two elves died, this is a tragedy or race will not recover from.

995
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:42,560
Like when the dark elf invasion happens, five million high elves die in the opening battle and like I said like glorious us or victory in all of the battles against the high elves like Malachy themself was like killing thousands of dudes and it didn't seem to matter like there was literally

996
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:44,560
unlimited high elves.

997
01:24:44,560 --> 01:25:01,560
DJB says call me a wood or river side. And then the flip side of that for the dark elves is they can afford to lose at invading old one for 10,000 years straight and not suffer any meaningful reduction or loss in numbers.

998
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:07,560
And then there's more kids don't know because it was like they don't care. They do kidnap high health kids.

999
01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:16,560
That too. They technically have more kids because they steal other people.

1000
01:25:16,560 --> 01:25:28,560
Yeah, I just wanted to kind of bring up the comparison a bit. Also drew cari very clearly comes from drew key when GW was copyrightifying 40k.

1001
01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:34,560
What is angry among those as by the way what's the deal with CS gotto.

1002
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:37,560
I don't want to talk about him.

1003
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:41,560
He wrote the dawn of war books and

1004
01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:43,560
talk about this the other day.

1005
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:50,560
That's not to that on torque that got molested with sticks.

1006
01:25:50,560 --> 01:25:52,560
I'm not making that up.

1007
01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,560
One eaten by crew. No, that's different.

1008
01:25:55,560 --> 01:26:00,560
That's funny because getting cool cool.

1009
01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:06,560
But but characters probably, you know, start with Maleketh.

1010
01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:18,560
Despite the constant arguing we get into. I do like Maleketh. He's not my favorite villain, but I'll admit he certainly has more like, you know, character than the gas does even if I like the gas.

1011
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:23,560
Like he's not goofy. He's like, oh, it's Maleketh is actually going to be a battle over.

1012
01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:27,560
Yes, just scary. But also he's just so awful. It's funny.

1013
01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:33,560
Maleketh is a little bit, at least a little bit more reasonable.

1014
01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:45,560
Like I said he was he was a pretty cool dude at first traveled the world made friends with the dwarf high king snorri white beard also known as almost certainly ground Brindle, the white dwarf.

1015
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:52,560
He, when he went evil, there's a there's always like little every now and then there's a passage like you need this.

1016
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:55,560
He's not totally happy with where his life has gone.

1017
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:59,560
But at this point he's too committed.

1018
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:09,560
This also shouldn't be taken mean that he regrets everything he does he absolutely does not. It's just every now and then he'll have a moment of clarity like this is miserable.

1019
01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:18,560
This is I live in a snowy hellscape of a continent, which is really funny because one of his voice lines and total war hammers just I hate snow.

1020
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:22,560
He's really is just Darth Vader course and wet and it gets everywhere.

1021
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:29,560
It's a it's he's a like you said very talented mage swordsman.

1022
01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:31,560
He is still an Arab in area.

1023
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:36,560
I'm going to say and not the but he is an Arab in area.

1024
01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:38,560
At the time techless interior missing.

1025
01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:43,560
Well his the other kids weren't well I mean they were missing but they weren't dead.

1026
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:49,560
Down is techless interior from I guess like how many because how long do they like dark.

1027
01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:55,560
I mean they live. I mean Malekith and Ratha are both like thousands and thousands of years old.

1028
01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:58,560
Yeah usually I'll tell you first timeline.

1029
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:02,560
The timeline makes it sound like techless interior and where this also thousands of years old.

1030
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:14,560
I think there are a couple hundred years old because there's because I don't like to read the very least like they had a father on all fun and he wasn't like that was father like spent his life collecting the armor of an area and didn't he.

1031
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:38,560
That was like a big thing. I think there are a couple of generations from I think it's the plot in the book isn't it like basically the descendants of an area and that the higher still they're getting killed off and it basically ends up with being Tyrion and techless and their dad the last ones in terms of like an area and descendants who are not Malekith.

1032
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:44,560
But yeah yeah Malekith doesn't like doesn't like competition. I didn't see what that message was.

1033
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,560
BRB.

1034
01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:48,560
Outfit change.

1035
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:51,560
As required.

1036
01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:55,560
But is Malekith a Dilth? Well he's not a dad so he can't be one.

1037
01:28:55,560 --> 01:28:57,560
No he's not he's not a dad.

1038
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:00,560
He could have been if Morathi didn't kill his ex-wife.

1039
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:01,560
Gosh.

1040
01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:03,560
Because she is the worst.

1041
01:29:03,560 --> 01:29:06,560
She bet it might have been a few thousand years since he'd seen her though.

1042
01:29:06,560 --> 01:29:11,560
I don't think that's justification for murdering someone's ex-wife.

1043
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,560
Who wanted to be their wife again.

1044
01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:16,560
If it hasn't happened at that point.

1045
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,560
The man's got a smooth bump in that black armor.

1046
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:25,560
I pray that you never break up with your girlfriend because I think I'm going to hear about her death on the news is what I'm hearing.

1047
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:29,560
Listen Malekith has a smooth bump under that armor.

1048
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:33,560
Or he has a very charred.

1049
01:29:33,560 --> 01:29:37,560
Then clearly old lore wouldn't have happened between him and Morathi if that was the case.

1050
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:40,560
I'm sure that's a thing though.

1051
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:46,560
I don't know if I want to discuss the logistics of Malekith's crotch right now.

1052
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:50,560
His charred crotch.

1053
01:29:50,560 --> 01:30:00,560
But he's the leader of the Dark Elves and for GW reasons of marketable character we can never ever let bad things happen to him.

1054
01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:08,560
Despite him never ever succeeding in taking oath one he's always the king the witch king because.

1055
01:30:08,560 --> 01:30:16,560
The leader changes do not happen in Warhammer that is not allowed unless your leader isn't a player character on the tabletop then yeah go.

1056
01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:18,560
Caligar will never die.

1057
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:19,560
Nope.

1058
01:30:19,560 --> 01:30:20,560
That's right baby that's right.

1059
01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:21,560
Just can't die.

1060
01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:25,560
He's the greatest of them all.

1061
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:27,560
I forgot about that I love that.

1062
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:30,560
Do space breeze have wheelchairs?

1063
01:30:30,560 --> 01:30:31,560
I have what?

1064
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:33,560
I think that's a random thought.

1065
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:34,560
No just dreadnaws isn't it.

1066
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:35,560
Dreadnaws.

1067
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:37,560
Oh yeah.

1068
01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:39,560
That's their version of a wheelchair.

1069
01:30:39,560 --> 01:30:42,560
But yeah he's you know he's the big king of the Dark Elves.

1070
01:30:42,560 --> 01:30:47,560
Most of what happens in Naggarond and what the Delves do is up to his whim.

1071
01:30:47,560 --> 01:30:53,560
He has an orb of Sauron he can spy on anyone with.

1072
01:30:53,560 --> 01:30:57,560
He doesn't seem to really help him take oath one but he can use it I guess.

1073
01:30:57,560 --> 01:31:01,560
Sorry cosmic stealth bomber just said oh so Marathi is a yandere.

1074
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:02,560
Okay.

1075
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:03,560
Chush.

1076
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:05,560
I hope that I know that.

1077
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:09,560
And I think two things about him.

1078
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:17,560
One he has a prophecy about him that is the firstborn male of a noble house was a magic user will kill him.

1079
01:31:17,560 --> 01:31:30,560
Which is why no male elves are allowed to practice magic in Dark Elf lands because they get thrown in a cauldron of boiling blood and sacrifice to Cain so they can't prophecy him to death.

1080
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:36,560
The second thing about him is that little Phoenix King thing that I will now get to.

1081
01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:47,560
Which is that in the end times it was revealed that the other Phoenix Kings were cursed by an Aryan and the reason they were able to walk through the fire of Assyria or not or they were cursed by Assyrian.

1082
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:57,560
The reason they could walk through his fire is because Elven mages put wards and protective charms and all that good stuff on them so they wouldn't get all burned up.

1083
01:31:57,560 --> 01:32:04,560
They actually knew they were like faking the test or was that pretty much the ritual before it basically ended up doing that.

1084
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:10,560
It's because the end time says they knew they were BSing it. They knew that they know true Phoenix.

1085
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:12,560
They just didn't want to give it to Malekith.

1086
01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:17,560
No they didn't want to give it to the insane man who spent four thousand plus years murdering their kid.

1087
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:19,560
I'm pretty sure Andy has a pipe.

1088
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:21,560
According to Assyria he does have a pipe.

1089
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:22,560
Nice.

1090
01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:27,560
And according to Assyria though this is a bad thing apparently that you know no one wants Malekith around anymore.

1091
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:29,560
He wasn't so bad at the time.

1092
01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:30,560
Just for reference.

1093
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:34,560
Well then Assyrian is Assyrian just the god of war?

1094
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:38,560
He's Azer Yan from Warhammer. It's kind of the same thing I think.

1095
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:46,560
The Elven pantheon and 40k fantasy are the same thing with a very few exceptions like Kagerak doesn't have an equivalent.

1096
01:32:46,560 --> 01:32:51,560
Kagerak isn't in fantasy I think he might have some equivalents.

1097
01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:52,560
Same Assyrian.

1098
01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:56,560
He's just the god of war though not necessarily the god of mobility.

1099
01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:59,560
Kagerak is a murder I thought.

1100
01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:01,560
He's war and murder.

1101
01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:03,560
He's double dipping on the killing people department.

1102
01:33:03,560 --> 01:33:06,560
I think he's more popular with the dark elves than the high elves.

1103
01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:08,560
Yeah the high elves.

1104
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:10,560
They sacrifice to him all the time.

1105
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:13,560
High elves give him his due so he doesn't kill them.

1106
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:17,560
The dark elves love the guy he's the head of their pantheon.

1107
01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:22,560
They worship the evil god. It's called the centari I think they're called.

1108
01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:25,560
But for Malekith.

1109
01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:32,560
He's the phoenix king thing and it was revealed that after all this time even after he went very off the deep end.

1110
01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:37,560
Whatever you say about him at the time Eli I admit maybe he would have been a fine phoenix king at the time.

1111
01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:41,560
After 6000 years of high elf murder.

1112
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:47,560
Maybe shouldn't have been but according to Assyrian he's like ah welcome back kid. I knew you had it in you.

1113
01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:50,560
Because in the end times he walks in the fire and comes out and it's all great.

1114
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:54,560
To be fair the elf gods are pretty morally grey.

1115
01:33:54,560 --> 01:33:56,560
They're a little bit wacky.

1116
01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:58,560
Has he healed when he emerges?

1117
01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:00,560
No no he's still in his Darth Vader armor.

1118
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:02,560
Oh I always thought he was like.

1119
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:04,560
He's just allowed to be phoenix king now.

1120
01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:06,560
Because they grow out of the world.

1121
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:08,560
Phoenix king for one day.

1122
01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:11,560
Phoenix king for however long they can make a wish bro.

1123
01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:13,560
Make a wish.

1124
01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:20,560
But with the retcon and the re-retconning of the retcon.

1125
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:21,560
Oh my gosh man.

1126
01:34:21,560 --> 01:34:25,560
It was age of Sigmar when Marathi was becoming a goddess.

1127
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:27,560
She was in Slymesh.

1128
01:34:27,560 --> 01:34:30,560
It makes sense slightly more in context.

1129
01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:34,560
She was devouring the souls of the previous phoenix kings.

1130
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:36,560
Because despite what the end times said.

1131
01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:40,560
Each of them had a little bit of Assyrian's power still within them.

1132
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:42,560
Showing that hey.

1133
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:47,560
Teclis lied. Malekith doesn't need to be in charge.

1134
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:51,560
Also worth noting I know Hal you mentioned him earlier.

1135
01:34:51,560 --> 01:34:53,560
Anarion was because he's the first phoenix king.

1136
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:55,560
Was the last soul Marathi found.

1137
01:34:55,560 --> 01:34:59,560
And she didn't eat him because she looked at him and felt sad.

1138
01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:01,560
Because she still a little bit remembered her love for him.

1139
01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:03,560
And then he cut her in half.

1140
01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:05,560
Nice.

1141
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:09,560
Did Malekith become his own little dragon god thing?

1142
01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:11,560
Yeah he's like a dragon.

1143
01:35:11,560 --> 01:35:13,560
He's the god of the realm of shadow.

1144
01:35:13,560 --> 01:35:16,560
They've done nothing with him yet for reasons I cannot fathom.

1145
01:35:16,560 --> 01:35:19,560
He's the only god who beat Archaon in combat.

1146
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:21,560
And they just didn't do anything with that.

1147
01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:23,560
Well he'll be 5th edition.

1148
01:35:23,560 --> 01:35:27,560
I mean they will eventually but it's like bro why is he not here now?

1149
01:35:27,560 --> 01:35:28,560
Where is he?

1150
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:30,560
Aegis Sigmar is still young brother.

1151
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:31,560
Still young.

1152
01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:33,560
I mean today in Warhammer.

1153
01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:37,560
I think Prechall world eaters didn't get a full release for like mid 20s.

1154
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,560
At least they had corn berserkers.

1155
01:35:39,560 --> 01:35:41,560
Yeah but they had models.

1156
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:46,560
Yeah. Dark elves are still not an actual army in Aegis Sigmar.

1157
01:35:46,560 --> 01:35:48,560
It's just the daughters of Cain.

1158
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:50,560
So it's like a quarter of the dark elves.

1159
01:35:50,560 --> 01:35:52,560
They are cool but it's not.

1160
01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:54,560
I don't want to play cities of Sigmar bro.

1161
01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:56,560
I want to play dark elves.

1162
01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:59,560
But yeah that's you know Malekith.

1163
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:02,560
He's a little bit, little bit of morality.

1164
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,560
Deep deep deep deep inside him.

1165
01:36:04,560 --> 01:36:06,560
Buried on top of a whole lot of atrocities.

1166
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:07,560
Deep.

1167
01:36:07,560 --> 01:36:08,560
A lot.

1168
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:13,560
In the end times he did grab the sword of Cain after Tyrion grabbed it and went on his rampage.

1169
01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:16,560
But Cain was dead at that point and I'll give him points for this.

1170
01:36:16,560 --> 01:36:17,560
It was funny.

1171
01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:23,560
Everyone looked at Malekith because they didn't know the sword was inert by this point and just sheer horror.

1172
01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:26,560
He just tossed it in the ocean and was like I'm not an idiot.

1173
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:28,560
I'm not picking that damn thing up.

1174
01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:29,560
I know what it does.

1175
01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:30,560
Nice.

1176
01:36:30,560 --> 01:36:31,560
He just tossed it in the ocean.

1177
01:36:31,560 --> 01:36:35,560
And then Ulthuan sank and then Malekith died.

1178
01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:36,560
Yeah.

1179
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:41,560
He died pinned under a rock while Tyrion and Elariel held hands like ten feet away.

1180
01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:42,560
Oh my gosh man.

1181
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:43,560
It was so bad.

1182
01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:44,560
I love head times.

1183
01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:45,560
I love head times.

1184
01:36:45,560 --> 01:36:51,560
His last words were I'm going to when I die I'm going to show the chaos gods just what this world can do.

1185
01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:58,560
So he had a defiant speech in his head pinned under a rock while Tyrion and Elariel held hands.

1186
01:36:58,560 --> 01:36:59,560
Oh my gosh.

1187
01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:01,560
Literally got cucked to death.

1188
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:03,560
Hey on the bright side he didn't get tech-lessed.

1189
01:37:03,560 --> 01:37:04,560
Yeah I guess.

1190
01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:08,560
The document in the USA says Marathi was in Slaanesh.

1191
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:10,560
Yeah I was waiting for somebody to say that.

1192
01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:12,560
That one was too easy.

1193
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:13,560
I'll be right back.

1194
01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:16,560
Speaking of the next character Marathi.

1195
01:37:16,560 --> 01:37:21,560
What the hell was that?

1196
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:23,560
I'm feisty.

1197
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:25,560
Jesus Christ.

1198
01:37:25,560 --> 01:37:26,560
Marathi.

1199
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:27,560
Poor audio listeners by the way.

1200
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:28,560
Like I said.

1201
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:30,560
They know what I'm talking about.

1202
01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:31,560
Wake up.

1203
01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:32,560
Wake up.

1204
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:33,560
Yeah.

1205
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:34,560
I'm talking about Marathi.

1206
01:37:34,560 --> 01:37:35,560
Like I said.

1207
01:37:35,560 --> 01:37:41,560
Bit of a sad origin to Marathi of getting apocalyptic visions and no one believed her

1208
01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:42,560
no matter what she did.

1209
01:37:42,560 --> 01:37:46,560
And then the only man she loved didn't say it back and just went off to his death.

1210
01:37:46,560 --> 01:37:48,560
How'd she get friendzoned?

1211
01:37:48,560 --> 01:37:50,560
I mean they were fucking.

1212
01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:53,560
So I don't know if they quite got friendzoned.

1213
01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:54,560
Speaking of that.

1214
01:37:54,560 --> 01:38:00,560
Tom Warren says this poll sucks because it lacks an option for dwarf girlfriend.

1215
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:01,560
Okay.

1216
01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:03,560
I mean hey man to each their own.

1217
01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:05,560
To each their own.

1218
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:06,560
Perfect.

1219
01:38:06,560 --> 01:38:07,560
Perfect leveling at all.

1220
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:15,560
But Marathi after these bits of sympathy goes on to be the worst for the rest of history.

1221
01:38:15,560 --> 01:38:21,560
She keeps trying to undo the vortex which would damn the world but she doesn't care.

1222
01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:22,560
She keeps failing.

1223
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:29,560
At one point she got inside of it and met Kaelor the guy who made it and they played like a game of chess or some stuff.

1224
01:38:29,560 --> 01:38:34,560
It was like the end of the death weird metaphorical chess shit.

1225
01:38:34,560 --> 01:38:41,560
And then Kaelor who looked like a just gaunt skeletal ghost revealed that actually I'm still the prime of my life.

1226
01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:44,560
I haven't aged a day and then kicked her ass.

1227
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:51,560
She helped you know engineer wore the beard, negash all that on purpose or on accident.

1228
01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:55,560
She's really kind of awful.

1229
01:38:55,560 --> 01:39:01,560
She keeps herself young with near daily sacrifices bathes and pools of blood.

1230
01:39:01,560 --> 01:39:03,560
Looking young anyways.

1231
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:13,560
She's either a mad sorceress or has dementia and keeps thinking it's still the time of an Aryan and Tyrion is an Aryan.

1232
01:39:13,560 --> 01:39:19,560
And she's either evil or pathetic 99 percent of the time.

1233
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:25,560
In fact in her end times lore she just goes fully off the deep end. I think she tries to marry Tyrion.

1234
01:39:25,560 --> 01:39:28,560
I don't remember if they actually do but she tries.

1235
01:39:28,560 --> 01:39:31,560
Undos the vortex finally succeeds this time.

1236
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:33,560
Is that a banana?

1237
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:37,560
No it's like seasoning.

1238
01:39:37,560 --> 01:39:39,560
Ah I thought I saw a banana.

1239
01:39:39,560 --> 01:39:41,560
It's a banana.

1240
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:43,560
Of course the Marathi.

1241
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:44,560
Oh it is a banana.

1242
01:39:44,560 --> 01:39:45,560
Fuck you.

1243
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:47,560
I get half a banana.

1244
01:39:47,560 --> 01:39:49,560
Bananas are good.

1245
01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:50,560
I guess they are.

1246
01:39:50,560 --> 01:39:51,560
That was so wrong.

1247
01:39:51,560 --> 01:39:53,560
The soup man returns.

1248
01:39:53,560 --> 01:39:58,560
Didn't think we should talk about phallic shaped things while Marathi speech is happening.

1249
01:39:58,560 --> 01:40:04,560
I let my soup cook for a little too long so now it's only half a soup but it's still good.

1250
01:40:04,560 --> 01:40:09,560
But in the end times she once again undoes the vortex.

1251
01:40:09,560 --> 01:40:15,560
This was when Teclis was trying to bind all the winds of magic to people so it was a little bit volatile to begin with.

1252
01:40:15,560 --> 01:40:20,560
And then Slenesh itself started entering the material plane.

1253
01:40:20,560 --> 01:40:22,560
Just started grabbing elves.

1254
01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:26,560
Marathi realizing she perhaps messed up a little bit too much this time.

1255
01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:32,560
Went to flee and then Kaelador once again here to foil her.

1256
01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:38,560
Puts her in a full nelson and drags her down to Slenesh with him.

1257
01:40:38,560 --> 01:40:41,560
Kind of deserved even if I'm still down bad.

1258
01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:43,560
Still got it.

1259
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:44,560
Still had it coming.

1260
01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:46,560
Comes back in Age of Sigmar.

1261
01:40:46,560 --> 01:40:49,560
She just wakes up surrounded by shadow demons.

1262
01:40:49,560 --> 01:40:51,560
Finds Malekith eventually.

1263
01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:53,560
Finds Tyrion and Teclis.

1264
01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:55,560
Makes the Daughters of Cain.

1265
01:40:55,560 --> 01:41:02,560
Warns the other elf gods that Slenesh might one day break free and then does a bunch of things to gain power that will lead to Slenesh breaking free.

1266
01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:06,560
Because she has learned absolutely nothing in between the setting's histories.

1267
01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:09,560
She's a goddess now.

1268
01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:19,560
Malekith's only thing really he's done in Age of Sigmar was tell her off for managing to not only get Slenesh a little bit closer to freedom by becoming a god.

1269
01:41:19,560 --> 01:41:24,560
But also to piss off every single faction in Grand Alliance order by the way she did it.

1270
01:41:24,560 --> 01:41:30,560
Because then she immediately threw a coup and stole one of Sigmar's cities.

1271
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:35,560
She hasn't learned how to not be terrible.

1272
01:41:35,560 --> 01:41:39,560
And I haven't learned that I need a better taste in women. So it's okay.

1273
01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:43,560
It truly isn't it's not saying something bad about her.

1274
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:45,560
It's saying something bad about you at this point.

1275
01:41:45,560 --> 01:41:48,560
Because you're just there for the slop.

1276
01:41:48,560 --> 01:41:51,560
Buddy I am the slop lord.

1277
01:41:51,560 --> 01:41:53,560
True little piggy of the slop.

1278
01:41:53,560 --> 01:41:55,560
Truly the worst hate.

1279
01:41:55,560 --> 01:41:57,560
Bro has the worst hates.

1280
01:41:57,560 --> 01:42:00,560
Sneak boobies thank you for your first pepe.

1281
01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:03,560
You can't save the man because he doesn't realize he needs to be saved.

1282
01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:06,560
I don't want to be saved.

1283
01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:08,560
I'm that guy from the Incredibles.

1284
01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:11,560
You didn't ruin my life or you didn't save my life you're ruining my death.

1285
01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:15,560
I didn't ask to be saved. I don't want to be saved.

1286
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:16,560
Please.

1287
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:17,560
Incredible.

1288
01:42:17,560 --> 01:42:18,560
The next one.

1289
01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:20,560
Lokir Felheart. He's a pirate.

1290
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:24,560
He's got a cool mask. It's a Cthulhu mask.

1291
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:28,560
I don't know how much you want me to say about him.

1292
01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:34,560
In Warhammer Total War he can recruit dark or black arcs instead of needing a right for them.

1293
01:42:34,560 --> 01:42:41,560
And what that did is it glitched out the AI so every now and then the dark elf turns will take forever and crash the game.

1294
01:42:41,560 --> 01:42:46,560
Because the game glitches out and summons 10 million black arcs to storm Ulfuan.

1295
01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:52,560
I think he can, did he get his mask from a deep sea dive expedition thing?

1296
01:42:52,560 --> 01:42:54,560
Probably because it is not a dark elf mask.

1297
01:42:54,560 --> 01:42:57,560
And his little red daggers that he munches.

1298
01:42:57,560 --> 01:43:01,560
They're very, they're very cool. He's very cool.

1299
01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:05,560
I'll admit not the deepest character.

1300
01:43:05,560 --> 01:43:11,560
But he doesn't need to be. He's a dark elf pirate with a squid mask. He's awesome.

1301
01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:16,560
He killed the high elf incarnate of the sea god Mithlan in the End Times.

1302
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:20,560
And then he died after that.

1303
01:43:20,560 --> 01:43:25,560
I don't honestly don't know how he died. I couldn't find anything about it.

1304
01:43:25,560 --> 01:43:30,560
He was in the End Times so I know he didn't make it past that.

1305
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:36,560
He hasn't come back in AOS so there we go.

1306
01:43:36,560 --> 01:43:41,560
Let's go through. There's a, I'm stroking out a bit.

1307
01:43:41,560 --> 01:43:49,560
Crone Hellebrandt. Eli talked about her a bit. She is the leader of the witch cult, the cult of Cain.

1308
01:43:49,560 --> 01:43:57,560
She takes care of all the sacrificing and the baby murder and all that lovely dark elf stuff that they get up to when they're bored.

1309
01:43:57,560 --> 01:44:06,560
And really, this is a running theme. Bad person, horrible person, very bad person.

1310
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:11,560
She was born in the Old World if I remember.

1311
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:17,560
And then she started the cults of, she basically was like Cain's strongest worshiper.

1312
01:44:17,560 --> 01:44:22,560
She's Cain's guy. No, she's actually not. There's another guy who's Cain's top guy.

1313
01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:26,560
No, no, with her sister. She did it with her sister.

1314
01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:29,560
And then she got a Lethinard I think.

1315
01:44:29,560 --> 01:44:33,560
Yeah, that tends to happen to people who piss off Lethinard.

1316
01:44:33,560 --> 01:44:40,560
She got killed by another high elf that's born from the same place that Malkiff is from.

1317
01:44:40,560 --> 01:44:42,560
Yeah.

1318
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:47,560
And she didn't die, so she kept on going.

1319
01:44:47,560 --> 01:44:55,560
But she, unlike Marathi, she hates Marathi because she withheld the full secrets of the Cauldrons of Blood, which keep them young.

1320
01:44:55,560 --> 01:45:00,560
So she's got to do it more because she needs to keep her youth topped up a lot more often.

1321
01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:06,560
She's the worshiper. She's like Cain's strong, like she is in charge of the cult of Cain.

1322
01:45:06,560 --> 01:45:12,560
She is in charge of the cult of Cain, but she's not the Cain's top guy, as it were.

1323
01:45:12,560 --> 01:45:17,560
That would be, to Laris Dreadbringer. Yes, they all have names like this, by the way.

1324
01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:20,560
As far as there's no orphan munchers.

1325
01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:26,560
There's actually lore about that. I forgot to mention. Sorry, this is random, I guess.

1326
01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:27,560
Go nuts.

1327
01:45:27,560 --> 01:45:32,560
They don't take their family names in dark elf societies. They make up their own names.

1328
01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:42,560
And they take their names very seriously. So if you are like John Babykiller, you best be seeing killing babies every single battle that you're in.

1329
01:45:42,560 --> 01:45:46,560
Otherwise, your name will be disproved and you'll be disgraced.

1330
01:45:46,560 --> 01:45:51,560
Yeah, it'll be like poison blade, which you better have some poison on that knife, buddy.

1331
01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:59,560
If you name yourself something like Dragon Killer, well, congratulations, you are in for a task.

1332
01:45:59,560 --> 01:46:03,560
He's like Keith Chair Charter.

1333
01:46:03,560 --> 01:46:05,560
Oh my gosh, come on.

1334
01:46:05,560 --> 01:46:07,560
Professional UTO.

1335
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:09,560
Rooking hats.

1336
01:46:09,560 --> 01:46:12,560
The bingo card better be filling rapidly.

1337
01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:14,560
Questioning no farts.

1338
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:16,560
I swear.

1339
01:46:16,560 --> 01:46:18,560
But to Laris.

1340
01:46:18,560 --> 01:46:20,560
It's already safe.

1341
01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:22,560
To Laris.

1342
01:46:22,560 --> 01:46:26,560
He hears voices in his head telling him to kill people.

1343
01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:29,560
That is probably Kane.

1344
01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:30,560
Who doesn't?

1345
01:46:30,560 --> 01:46:32,560
Farron, okay.

1346
01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:35,560
You're going to end up on the news, buddy.

1347
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:37,560
Joking.

1348
01:46:37,560 --> 01:46:44,560
He's really good at listening to those voices and killing people.

1349
01:46:44,560 --> 01:46:49,560
Kane is talking to this guy and he is happy to listen.

1350
01:46:49,560 --> 01:46:55,560
He's technically Haliburon's loyal servant, only because Kane hasn't told him to kill her yet.

1351
01:46:55,560 --> 01:46:58,560
So he's the opposite of a conscience.

1352
01:46:58,560 --> 01:46:59,560
Yeah.

1353
01:46:59,560 --> 01:47:01,560
It's conscious as you have.

1354
01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:04,560
I haven't been told to kill you yet, so you get to live.

1355
01:47:04,560 --> 01:47:08,560
He hasn't tried to kill Malekith yet for much the same reason.

1356
01:47:08,560 --> 01:47:16,560
And Malekith is fully aware that this psychopath is one day going to try and do it whenever Kane gets bored enough to tell him to do it.

1357
01:47:16,560 --> 01:47:22,560
And again, not too much to him.

1358
01:47:22,560 --> 01:47:26,560
But I just find him fun.

1359
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:30,560
He is an Ahmaud in Total Warhammer where he starts in the Shrine of Kane.

1360
01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:32,560
So go nuts.

1361
01:47:32,560 --> 01:47:34,560
Start off with the Sword of Kane.

1362
01:47:34,560 --> 01:47:35,560
Just don't care.

1363
01:47:35,560 --> 01:47:36,560
Murder Elariel.

1364
01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:42,560
He returns in and then give Eterion what he's got coming.

1365
01:47:42,560 --> 01:47:44,560
And then there's a...moving on.

1366
01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:46,560
There's just an interesting fellow.

1367
01:47:46,560 --> 01:47:51,560
Not too much lore, but he's Malekith's bodyguard, Koran Darkhand.

1368
01:47:51,560 --> 01:47:54,560
He's Captain of the Blackguard.

1369
01:47:54,560 --> 01:47:57,560
He's fought at Malekith's side for thousands of years.

1370
01:47:57,560 --> 01:48:01,560
And the reason I find him interesting is because he's actually loyal to Malekith.

1371
01:48:01,560 --> 01:48:03,560
He actually supports Malekith in everything he does.

1372
01:48:03,560 --> 01:48:08,560
There's no secret I'm gaining for the throne or I'll sell it off to the highest bidder.

1373
01:48:08,560 --> 01:48:12,560
He's like, Malekith, why, Andy? I don't know.

1374
01:48:12,560 --> 01:48:14,560
He's fast. He's awesome.

1375
01:48:14,560 --> 01:48:19,560
Because Malekith is a playable faction leader, so you better believe he's not going anywhere.

1376
01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:23,560
Every Dark Lord needs their unyielding loyal servant.

1377
01:48:23,560 --> 01:48:25,560
That's true. That is true.

1378
01:48:25,560 --> 01:48:28,560
And yeah, he's a cool guy.

1379
01:48:28,560 --> 01:48:30,560
He's very good with his halberd.

1380
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:37,560
When Malekith is having problems, he usually throws Koran at them.

1381
01:48:37,560 --> 01:48:41,560
And they usually go away after that.

1382
01:48:41,560 --> 01:48:44,560
And in the end times, he fought Val'kyr the Bloody.

1383
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:52,560
He nearly died because that's Koran's personal Valkyrie.

1384
01:48:52,560 --> 01:48:59,560
But Malekith swooped in on a dragon and saved him.

1385
01:48:59,560 --> 01:49:01,560
Rose for life.

1386
01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:02,560
Rose for life.

1387
01:49:02,560 --> 01:49:06,560
The official leader of the Cult of Kain is actually Marathi.

1388
01:49:06,560 --> 01:49:10,560
So according to the Dark Elf hierarchy, she is Kain's top dog.

1389
01:49:10,560 --> 01:49:13,560
Helebron disagrees but can't do anything about it.

1390
01:49:13,560 --> 01:49:23,560
So how Malekith claims he's the mortal champion of Kain, but actually the other guy who's in Marathi, the guy who leads the executioners.

1391
01:49:23,560 --> 01:49:29,560
I don't think Malekith, strictly speaking, claims he's Kain's biggest guy.

1392
01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:34,560
He's just like, I'm the Witch King. I'm the Airmanarian. You will worship me.

1393
01:49:34,560 --> 01:49:38,560
Call this man a pro-peggal player the way he loves getting pegged.

1394
01:49:38,560 --> 01:49:40,560
Thank you, DJ Beast, for that name.

1395
01:49:40,560 --> 01:49:41,560
Thank you.

1396
01:49:41,560 --> 01:49:48,560
Although I think Malekith did say he was like the incarnation of Kain or something.

1397
01:49:48,560 --> 01:49:53,560
He claims to be something that the Martyr executioner guy is.

1398
01:49:53,560 --> 01:49:56,560
So Malekith beats straight up Lion.

1399
01:49:56,560 --> 01:50:00,560
And then Koran gets killed. He gets a Lethanard.

1400
01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:01,560
Aw.

1401
01:50:01,560 --> 01:50:03,560
Sad. Very sad.

1402
01:50:03,560 --> 01:50:05,560
And all the people to die to.

1403
01:50:05,560 --> 01:50:06,560
Elf Knight Lord.

1404
01:50:06,560 --> 01:50:08,560
Yeah.

1405
01:50:08,560 --> 01:50:13,560
Malekith and Tyrion also, to some extent, get a Lethanard in the end time.

1406
01:50:13,560 --> 01:50:16,560
What happens to them?

1407
01:50:16,560 --> 01:50:18,560
What happens to them?

1408
01:50:18,560 --> 01:50:21,560
Mm-hmm.

1409
01:50:21,560 --> 01:50:22,560
That's it.

1410
01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:24,560
They forgot about him.

1411
01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:25,560
Interesting.

1412
01:50:25,560 --> 01:50:27,560
Truly the scar-staking war fates.

1413
01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:34,560
I genuinely don't know. I think he just... he dies off-screen, I'm pretty sure.

1414
01:50:34,560 --> 01:50:38,560
Like he... some more an awful Lauren.

1415
01:50:38,560 --> 01:50:42,560
Can be much worse than the frickin' Thorgrim deaths go.

1416
01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:46,560
Yeah, Thorgrim leaving the door open so he gets killed by Snitch.

1417
01:50:46,560 --> 01:50:50,560
And then his anti-backstabbing runes just turned off, I guess, in charge of the fucking battery.

1418
01:50:50,560 --> 01:50:54,560
Nikolov says Valkyr is one loaf, Korn is the other.

1419
01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:55,560
Okay, calm down.

1420
01:50:55,560 --> 01:50:56,560
Who gets put in the middle, brother?

1421
01:50:56,560 --> 01:50:57,560
Thank you for the donation.

1422
01:50:57,560 --> 01:50:59,560
How dare you.

1423
01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:01,560
Toilet, chair, and cheeks.

1424
01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:08,560
Korn's a cool guy, he's the only actual bro in all of the Dark Elves, ever.

1425
01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:17,560
And then there's a few other miscellaneous, like whatever characters, but most of them are terribly important.

1426
01:51:17,560 --> 01:51:23,560
The last two are Shadowblade, loving these names.

1427
01:51:23,560 --> 01:51:31,560
He's Hellebron's chief assassin, because when Dark Elf kids are kids, they throw them in boiling blood.

1428
01:51:31,560 --> 01:51:35,560
And the boys who live become assassins, and the girls become wizards.

1429
01:51:35,560 --> 01:51:38,560
He made it through, good for him.

1430
01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:43,560
He's only, only about 200 years old.

1431
01:51:43,560 --> 01:51:47,560
But he's just a master assassin.

1432
01:51:47,560 --> 01:51:57,560
During the End Times, Hellebron and much of the cult of Cain ends up siding with Tyrion, because he pulled the funny sword, so now he's Cain's top guy.

1433
01:51:57,560 --> 01:52:01,560
And he tries to assassinate Malekith.

1434
01:52:01,560 --> 01:52:10,560
It did hit Malekith, and then it didn't work.

1435
01:52:10,560 --> 01:52:11,560
Classic.

1436
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:13,560
Again, not much to him.

1437
01:52:13,560 --> 01:52:15,560
He tried.

1438
01:52:15,560 --> 01:52:17,560
He has the Lucas the Trickster meme.

1439
01:52:17,560 --> 01:52:22,560
When he dies, his heart will explode into a billion shards and kill you.

1440
01:52:22,560 --> 01:52:24,560
Although I assume that didn't matter.

1441
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:26,560
No, it didn't matter.

1442
01:52:26,560 --> 01:52:28,560
It did not matter.

1443
01:52:28,560 --> 01:52:34,560
On Tabletop, he had the Elpharius thing where you could replace one of your models with him at any point during the game.

1444
01:52:34,560 --> 01:52:37,560
You just had to write down where he was hiding.

1445
01:52:37,560 --> 01:52:41,560
That's actually pretty cool.

1446
01:52:41,560 --> 01:52:45,560
Yeah, thank you very much, End Times.

1447
01:52:45,560 --> 01:52:48,560
Also, Assassin's Warps.

1448
01:52:48,560 --> 01:53:04,560
The Assassins worked for so many people during their time that a lot of them sew their mouths shut, or they rip out their tongues, or they bolt their mouths shut so that they can never exchange secrets of different clients.

1449
01:53:04,560 --> 01:53:06,560
Dang it.

1450
01:53:06,560 --> 01:53:08,560
Yeah, Malus Darkblade.

1451
01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:11,560
He was the last one I was going to bring up.

1452
01:53:11,560 --> 01:53:12,560
Malus Darkblade.

1453
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:22,560
He's one of the few that almost resembles some sort of good characteristics somewhere within his horrible, horrible personality.

1454
01:53:22,560 --> 01:53:23,560
He's a dark elf.

1455
01:53:23,560 --> 01:53:24,560
He's still horrible.

1456
01:53:24,560 --> 01:53:30,560
But he rides a cold one, a little dinosaur mount.

1457
01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:31,560
Spite.

1458
01:53:31,560 --> 01:53:33,560
It's named Spite.

1459
01:53:33,560 --> 01:53:35,560
I love that.

1460
01:53:35,560 --> 01:53:38,560
It's named Spite.

1461
01:53:38,560 --> 01:53:40,560
He does generally love and care for.

1462
01:53:40,560 --> 01:53:44,560
He cares for his mount.

1463
01:53:44,560 --> 01:53:46,560
That's all the good things you can say about him.

1464
01:53:46,560 --> 01:53:47,560
No, I'm not.

1465
01:53:47,560 --> 01:53:49,560
He has a whole, he has like a whole omnibus.

1466
01:53:49,560 --> 01:53:50,560
I haven't read the books.

1467
01:53:50,560 --> 01:53:51,560
He's got like five books.

1468
01:53:51,560 --> 01:53:52,560
Yeah, I really want to read the books.

1469
01:53:52,560 --> 01:53:54,560
I gotta read them too.

1470
01:53:54,560 --> 01:53:55,560
They're hard to find though.

1471
01:53:55,560 --> 01:53:57,560
Yeah.

1472
01:53:57,560 --> 01:53:58,560
They're older.

1473
01:53:58,560 --> 01:54:02,560
I mean, the last one was put in 2007, so.

1474
01:54:02,560 --> 01:54:05,560
Relative to Warhammer fantasy that was towards the end-ish of it.

1475
01:54:05,560 --> 01:54:08,560
So, but almost 20 years old.

1476
01:54:08,560 --> 01:54:11,560
There's a fellow Warhammer YouTuber named TheAnepGeneral.

1477
01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:17,560
He does a whole video explanation of what happens in the Malus Darkblade novels.

1478
01:54:17,560 --> 01:54:19,560
So if anyone wants to listen to him.

1479
01:54:19,560 --> 01:54:21,560
I recommend checking that out.

1480
01:54:21,560 --> 01:54:25,560
But yeah, he's a, he's...

1481
01:54:25,560 --> 01:54:28,560
Calling like, I want to say every now and then like he'll show he's honorable.

1482
01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:31,560
He's like got some compassion in him.

1483
01:54:31,560 --> 01:54:34,560
For a Dark Elf is the criteria that needs to...

1484
01:54:34,560 --> 01:54:36,560
He's an anti-hero, heavy on the anti.

1485
01:54:36,560 --> 01:54:40,560
Yeah, extra anti on the side, please.

1486
01:54:40,560 --> 01:54:43,560
He's at one of his adventures.

1487
01:54:43,560 --> 01:54:45,560
I don't think it was in the first book, but the second one.

1488
01:54:45,560 --> 01:54:52,560
He is now sharing his body with a demon that is very heavily implied to be a Slenesh demon.

1489
01:54:52,560 --> 01:54:55,560
Named Zarkhan, I believe it was.

1490
01:54:55,560 --> 01:54:57,560
That keeps trying to take over his body.

1491
01:54:57,560 --> 01:54:59,560
That's his mechanic in Total War.

1492
01:54:59,560 --> 01:55:03,560
He can let Zarkhan out and he gets a huge buff to his everything.

1493
01:55:03,560 --> 01:55:04,560
Best of the worst.

1494
01:55:04,560 --> 01:55:07,560
That's a good way to put it, Andy.

1495
01:55:07,560 --> 01:55:08,560
Best of the worst.

1496
01:55:08,560 --> 01:55:10,560
Except maybe Korin.

1497
01:55:10,560 --> 01:55:14,560
Korin's insane and believes Malekith knows he's a good king.

1498
01:55:14,560 --> 01:55:16,560
So maybe not including Korin.

1499
01:55:16,560 --> 01:55:19,560
Yeah, it's Malus.

1500
01:55:19,560 --> 01:55:20,560
He's a...

1501
01:55:20,560 --> 01:55:24,560
So he keeps trying to get Zarkhan out of his body.

1502
01:55:24,560 --> 01:55:25,560
Doing everything he can.

1503
01:55:25,560 --> 01:55:27,560
Getting Malekith to suppress him.

1504
01:55:27,560 --> 01:55:28,560
Stuff like that.

1505
01:55:28,560 --> 01:55:30,560
Again, part of his campaign in Total War Hammer.

1506
01:55:30,560 --> 01:55:33,560
Malekith sends him potions to keep the demons at bay.

1507
01:55:33,560 --> 01:55:40,560
And his End Times lore is with chaos magic running rampant across the world.

1508
01:55:40,560 --> 01:55:44,560
Zarkhan finally overpowers him and tries to swing at Malekith.

1509
01:55:44,560 --> 01:55:48,560
And then it doesn't work.

1510
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:51,560
It's a very anticlimactic end.

1511
01:55:51,560 --> 01:55:52,560
It doesn't work.

1512
01:55:52,560 --> 01:55:53,560
He dies.

1513
01:55:53,560 --> 01:55:54,560
He gets Malekith.

1514
01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:56,560
I love End Times.

1515
01:55:56,560 --> 01:56:01,560
But what I will give him credit that might make him sound like a little bit of a bitch.

1516
01:56:01,560 --> 01:56:06,560
He is one of the few people to get in a fight with Godric and Felix and lived till the tail.

1517
01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:08,560
He was able to escape.

1518
01:56:08,560 --> 01:56:13,560
And Zarkhan told him, you're never ever meeting those people again.

1519
01:56:13,560 --> 01:56:17,560
Because we shouldn't have gotten out of that and we won't the next time.

1520
01:56:17,560 --> 01:56:23,560
So hey, if nothing else, that's got to be a pretty good mark on the report card.

1521
01:56:23,560 --> 01:56:25,560
Survived Godric and Felix.

1522
01:56:25,560 --> 01:56:27,560
Truly there is no greater honour.

1523
01:56:27,560 --> 01:56:28,560
No badge.

1524
01:56:28,560 --> 01:56:31,560
Most people don't get to say that.

1525
01:56:31,560 --> 01:56:35,560
Even their allies.

1526
01:56:35,560 --> 01:56:39,560
To be fair, they don't survive the adventures of Godric and Felix.

1527
01:56:39,560 --> 01:56:41,560
That's a little different.

1528
01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:48,560
Having read Godric and Felix's son books, I'm always surprised that like, I thought at least one other guy would live.

1529
01:56:48,560 --> 01:56:54,560
But it's like, gee, really even the allies, towards the end, they just don't make it in the last few pages.

1530
01:56:54,560 --> 01:57:03,560
If your name is not Snorri Max Ulrica or Malachi, you are probably a single book character.

1531
01:57:03,560 --> 01:57:10,560
Another donation by Colby says, Manus Darkblade cares a lot about his retainer, Hullkeir.

1532
01:57:10,560 --> 01:57:12,560
Although he would never admit it.

1533
01:57:12,560 --> 01:57:18,560
Also, the first Manus Darkblade novel is on Audible, narrated by the guy who played Raphael in Baldur's Gate 3.

1534
01:57:18,560 --> 01:57:19,560
That's cool.

1535
01:57:19,560 --> 01:57:20,560
Very good voice.

1536
01:57:20,560 --> 01:57:21,560
That's interesting.

1537
01:57:21,560 --> 01:57:24,560
I'll have to check that out.

1538
01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:27,560
Yeah, he does care about people.

1539
01:57:27,560 --> 01:57:28,560
He's not completely heartless.

1540
01:57:28,560 --> 01:57:36,560
Still a dark elf, so you know, he's still a slaver and stuff and murders people for not big reasons.

1541
01:57:36,560 --> 01:57:40,560
But in that environment, pretty cool dude.

1542
01:57:40,560 --> 01:57:45,560
Oh, I guess I forgot there's one more that's a warhammer, total war legendary.

1543
01:57:45,560 --> 01:57:50,560
He likes capturing big animals and stuff.

1544
01:57:50,560 --> 01:57:54,560
It's really, it's really not.

1545
01:57:54,560 --> 01:57:56,560
There's really not much to his character.

1546
01:57:56,560 --> 01:57:58,560
He captures animals and then uses them on the battlefield.

1547
01:57:58,560 --> 01:58:01,560
Then he he's a he's a real big slaver.

1548
01:58:01,560 --> 01:58:03,560
All the dark elves like slaves.

1549
01:58:03,560 --> 01:58:05,560
He's real big on the slave trade.

1550
01:58:05,560 --> 01:58:07,560
My mantle on billboards.

1551
01:58:07,560 --> 01:58:09,560
What effect?

1552
01:58:09,560 --> 01:58:14,560
Yeah, he's a he trained Malekith's dragon, Seraphon.

1553
01:58:14,560 --> 01:58:22,560
No relation to the wizard men now being called Seraphon or the fact that Malekith is now part dragon himself.

1554
01:58:22,560 --> 01:58:26,560
Riccardo really.

1555
01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:28,560
He truly was a dark elf.

1556
01:58:28,560 --> 01:58:32,560
He was undoubtedly one of the dark elves of all time.

1557
01:58:32,560 --> 01:58:36,560
I think his voice is voiced by like Tywin Lannister.

1558
01:58:36,560 --> 01:58:37,560
I think so, actually.

1559
01:58:37,560 --> 01:58:39,560
No, no, no, it's the guy he played.

1560
01:58:39,560 --> 01:58:42,560
He's Bolton and Game of Thrones.

1561
01:58:42,560 --> 01:58:45,560
I don't know who that is.

1562
01:58:45,560 --> 01:58:47,560
Ramsey Bolton and Game of Thrones.

1563
01:58:47,560 --> 01:58:50,560
I'd like to repeat.

1564
01:58:50,560 --> 01:58:54,560
I don't know who Ramsey Bolton is.

1565
01:58:54,560 --> 01:58:55,560
Is a Reese.

1566
01:58:55,560 --> 01:58:56,560
His name is Reese.

1567
01:58:56,560 --> 01:58:58,560
I think the name of the actor.

1568
01:58:58,560 --> 01:58:59,560
It's Ewan Rian.

1569
01:58:59,560 --> 01:59:00,560
Oh, Ewan.

1570
01:59:00,560 --> 01:59:03,560
Ewan.

1571
01:59:03,560 --> 01:59:04,560
Might be Welsh or Irish.

1572
01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:06,560
Why is it Ewan if there's an I.L.

1573
01:59:06,560 --> 01:59:09,560
That's why I guess it's a different language.

1574
01:59:09,560 --> 01:59:13,560
And to give you one for Welsh, two for Irish.

1575
01:59:13,560 --> 01:59:14,560
I think it's Welsh, isn't it?

1576
01:59:14,560 --> 01:59:17,560
I think according to Wikipedia, Welsh.

1577
01:59:17,560 --> 01:59:21,560
Oh, hey, hey, you and rain.

1578
01:59:21,560 --> 01:59:24,560
That's right.

1579
01:59:24,560 --> 01:59:32,560
He he voice and what is called which to be fair, Tywin, the guy who plays Tywin Lannister, he voices the emperor in The Witcher.

1580
01:59:32,560 --> 01:59:33,560
Oh, my God.

1581
01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:36,560
Skin my name.

1582
01:59:36,560 --> 01:59:39,560
I don't know what his name is.

1583
01:59:39,560 --> 01:59:43,560
The guy who's the emperor of the Nilfgaardian Empire.

1584
01:59:43,560 --> 01:59:45,560
Charles Dance.

1585
01:59:45,560 --> 01:59:48,560
Yeah, that's the name of the emperor in which.

1586
01:59:48,560 --> 01:59:51,560
Oh, no, I was just saying the actor.

1587
01:59:51,560 --> 01:59:52,560
Literally escaped my mind.

1588
01:59:52,560 --> 01:59:55,560
So sorry.

1589
01:59:55,560 --> 01:59:56,560
That's cool.

1590
01:59:56,560 --> 01:59:59,560
There's some famous people who voice things in total war or hammer.

1591
01:59:59,560 --> 02:00:02,560
I think one of the Sprouse twins did.

1592
02:00:02,560 --> 02:00:08,560
He was a leethener and he said that his dream would be to be Felix and a Godfrey and Felix series, which the man is a hell.

1593
02:00:08,560 --> 02:00:09,560
Yeah, man.

1594
02:00:09,560 --> 02:00:10,560
He's Warhammer fan.

1595
02:00:10,560 --> 02:00:14,560
He's a Warhammer fantasy fan and he's a Godfrey and Felix fan.

1596
02:00:14,560 --> 02:00:17,560
Fucking all of holy mother of God.

1597
02:00:17,560 --> 02:00:20,560
Don't leave me alone with Colin.

1598
02:00:20,560 --> 02:00:24,560
We just talk about Godfrey and Felix for three hours.

1599
02:00:24,560 --> 02:00:26,560
Yeah, it's all good.

1600
02:00:26,560 --> 02:00:29,560
You know, the characters you want to talk about.

1601
02:00:29,560 --> 02:00:32,560
Honestly, there's not.

1602
02:00:32,560 --> 02:00:37,560
Eli, I mean, you correct me if I'm missing any real bangers, but.

1603
02:00:37,560 --> 02:00:49,560
There's not really that many more like super important dark elf characters like there's one from the Godfrey and Felix book, Elf Slayer, who nearly drowns Ulthuan by stealing a harp.

1604
02:00:49,560 --> 02:00:52,560
It's a magic harp from another sea city.

1605
02:00:52,560 --> 02:00:59,560
One of the good books. Yeah, the high elf, the high elf little guy that has a real bro.

1606
02:00:59,560 --> 02:01:02,560
He had a very sad ending.

1607
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:03,560
That was the guy. Oh my God.

1608
02:01:03,560 --> 02:01:05,560
Like he's such a simp for a dark elf.

1609
02:01:05,560 --> 02:01:07,560
He didn't realize.

1610
02:01:07,560 --> 02:01:08,560
It's Colin's fate.

1611
02:01:08,560 --> 02:01:11,560
Look, I don't blame the guy.

1612
02:01:11,560 --> 02:01:18,560
And his last words were incredibly both depressing and brave.

1613
02:01:18,560 --> 02:01:22,560
I just have a weird thing about a dark elf I want to mention.

1614
02:01:22,560 --> 02:01:31,560
The black course, black arch ships, which are, are they originally like they're carved off pieces of Ulthuan that were turned into.

1615
02:01:31,560 --> 02:01:36,560
They were their castles and the landscape around them that they just lifted with magic.

1616
02:01:36,560 --> 02:01:37,560
Just the whole landscape.

1617
02:01:37,560 --> 02:01:42,560
So they literally sail in essentially what is Isle of Wight style.

1618
02:01:42,560 --> 02:01:47,560
I don't know what American would see as a good reference, but like a tiny island.

1619
02:01:47,560 --> 02:01:49,560
Imagine Manhattan Island coming to you.

1620
02:01:49,560 --> 02:01:52,560
Manhattan Island level of like ship.

1621
02:01:52,560 --> 02:01:57,560
And there's a bit in one of the Gotric and Phoenix books, they go into it and it's horrific.

1622
02:01:57,560 --> 02:01:59,560
It's terrifying.

1623
02:01:59,560 --> 02:02:02,560
Like, and then just like there's whole levels of it.

1624
02:02:02,560 --> 02:02:07,560
Like imagine like a whole city, like a town where it's just a torture town.

1625
02:02:07,560 --> 02:02:09,560
It's just a torture town.

1626
02:02:09,560 --> 02:02:21,560
And like they're very much like when they end up destroying one of the black art corsairs, you think thank God, even though there's like loads of innocent people, you think the whole thing's got to go.

1627
02:02:21,560 --> 02:02:24,560
The whole thing got to go into the sea, drown it.

1628
02:02:24,560 --> 02:02:27,560
Sure enough, in that book, it did go.

1629
02:02:27,560 --> 02:02:31,560
Yeah, you'd be like, take the fucking ark.

1630
02:02:31,560 --> 02:02:33,560
Although Thackwall was also involved in that book.

1631
02:02:33,560 --> 02:02:36,560
That's what he had as a uh oh moment.

1632
02:02:36,560 --> 02:02:46,560
That's my favorite bit in like in all the fantasy when he almost faints because he doesn't, because after 20 years he realizes Gotric and Phoenix don't know who he is.

1633
02:02:46,560 --> 02:02:50,560
He had a Skaven submarine. Yeah, they can just build submarines.

1634
02:02:50,560 --> 02:02:54,560
Yeah, he literally almost fainted. He's like, oh my, they had to catch him.

1635
02:02:54,560 --> 02:03:01,560
Because he realized they had foiled him by accident for 20 points.

1636
02:03:01,560 --> 02:03:06,560
We have to do, we have to, we don't know the Gotric and Phoenix episode. We will. Because we love that.

1637
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:09,560
Shout out to Thackwall.

1638
02:03:09,560 --> 02:03:12,560
It's not even, this is a Dark Elves episode. He's the real main character.

1639
02:03:12,560 --> 02:03:15,560
Is there other lore bits anyone wants to go over?

1640
02:03:15,560 --> 02:03:21,560
Let's see, they kidnap high elf babies. They are, they run the slave trade.

1641
02:03:21,560 --> 02:03:25,560
Let's see, Eli, you got anything? I'm dredging through.

1642
02:03:25,560 --> 02:03:30,560
I think maybe just a little bit on the End Times lore, which is just like, basically, Magorond is gone.

1643
02:03:30,560 --> 02:03:33,560
I was actually, that just clicked in my mind as you were saying it.

1644
02:03:33,560 --> 02:03:38,560
Malekith, when he's retaking the Phoenix throne, had a brilliant plan.

1645
02:03:38,560 --> 02:03:44,560
All of the other invasions failed, because those other invasions left Dark Elves back in Nagorond.

1646
02:03:44,560 --> 02:03:53,560
So to quote Patrick Starr, Malekith's plan was, what if we took all of the people, all of the Dark Elves, and pushed them somewhere else?

1647
02:03:53,560 --> 02:04:05,560
So every Dark Elf, except for Marathi, who was just locked in her tower being crazy, while Coronate Marauders were just marauding all over Nagorond,

1648
02:04:05,560 --> 02:04:13,560
all of them invaded Ulthuan, all of the Dark Elves just went east.

1649
02:04:13,560 --> 02:04:20,560
And succeeded. Ulthuan sank, so congratulations, Malekith, you're the Phoenix King of some ocean.

1650
02:04:20,560 --> 02:04:29,560
And then they all shack up together in Athol Loran as a united elf race, which none of the elves involved are happy with.

1651
02:04:29,560 --> 02:04:32,560
And the wood elf tree spirits especially.

1652
02:04:32,560 --> 02:04:39,560
Because technically, by the time of the End Times, there's no high elves or Dark Elves. They actually merge into elves.

1653
02:04:39,560 --> 02:04:45,560
Yeah, that was End Times Book 2, Cade was all about the conclusion of the Elven Civil War.

1654
02:04:45,560 --> 02:04:49,560
And Ulthuan completely gone.

1655
02:04:49,560 --> 02:05:01,560
And they, let's see, they kidnapped dragons too. Regular dragons don't like them, so they have to kidnap their eggs and corrupt them as dark dragons, black dragons, evil.

1656
02:05:01,560 --> 02:05:03,560
Yeah.

1657
02:05:03,560 --> 02:05:07,560
Hated even by reptiles.

1658
02:05:07,560 --> 02:05:10,560
With that being said, there's any other bits people want to add?

1659
02:05:10,560 --> 02:05:21,560
There's one horrible, awful, right, Total War. One horrible, awful, miserable rogue army.

1660
02:05:21,560 --> 02:05:29,560
Led by a dark elf. And his name, I think it's like Vash something. V. Let me see if I can find it. I had it saved somewhere.

1661
02:05:29,560 --> 02:05:31,560
I don't know what you're talking about.

1662
02:05:31,560 --> 02:05:42,560
He's horrendous. Vashnar. Because what he is, he's like in the lore, he's like just this minor, not super board, dark elf lord who was chaos aligned.

1663
02:05:42,560 --> 02:05:48,560
In the game, if he shows up before turn 20, 40 in all honesty, your game's over.

1664
02:05:48,560 --> 02:05:53,560
Because he spawns with a full stack of dark elves and chaos warriors combined.

1665
02:05:53,560 --> 02:05:59,560
So he gets the best melee units in the game. Some of the best ranged units and some of the best monstrous units.

1666
02:05:59,560 --> 02:06:05,560
And Carl Franz, until like turn 40, doesn't have halberds yet.

1667
02:06:05,560 --> 02:06:08,560
Let alone guns.

1668
02:06:08,560 --> 02:06:17,560
So he spawns next to you early on and you go, all right, well I guess I'll just start a new campaign because I'm fucked.

1669
02:06:17,560 --> 02:06:21,560
Yeah, kill Vashnar, murder Vashnar.

1670
02:06:21,560 --> 02:06:23,560
I hate him. He's awful.

1671
02:06:23,560 --> 02:06:30,560
Living in a room with Colin and he's not emerging. No, he's unbeaten, that man to death.

1672
02:06:30,560 --> 02:06:36,560
I think that with that being said, not to tempt the glorious gods of Riverside that we've made it this far.

1673
02:06:36,560 --> 02:06:42,560
I say thank you everyone who came to listen. Thank you for the stream of donations and memberships.

1674
02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:44,560
We really appreciate that.

1675
02:06:44,560 --> 02:06:49,560
Next week, I think we've got, I haven't decided on our tier list yet.

1676
02:06:49,560 --> 02:06:55,560
Or maybe even an opportunity for a quiz thing because we need to be quizzing.

1677
02:06:55,560 --> 02:07:01,560
After that though, we're going to have some, well, we'll see, we'll show you boys in the lineup.

1678
02:07:01,560 --> 02:07:07,560
But thank you everyone who made it this far. And remember, we should always start at the beginning.

1679
02:07:07,560 --> 02:07:10,560
Please like the video. God damn.

1680
02:07:10,560 --> 02:07:14,560
Thank you everyone who turned up to the stream as well. And we'll catch you guys on the next one.

1681
02:07:14,560 --> 02:07:22,560
May I give a bit of a sneak peek? Okay. Well, I sure hope there was, okay.

1682
02:07:22,560 --> 02:07:29,560
There's more elves coming. Some fantasy fireside stuff. The other side of the dark elf coin.

1683
02:07:29,560 --> 02:07:42,560
Four. Five. Five something. Five weeks. About.

1684
02:07:42,560 --> 02:07:44,560
We're doing hand signals for the elves.

1685
02:07:44,560 --> 02:07:46,560
Bro, I was never good at charades.

1686
02:07:46,560 --> 02:07:48,560
Paul Rubeside has ruined Andy's camera.

1687
02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:53,560
Adrian, we're switching to live league streaming.

1688
02:07:53,560 --> 02:08:01,560
We will have fantasy fireside in a few weeks time essentially. And for those of you who haven't missed it at all.

1689
02:08:01,560 --> 02:08:03,560
June 29th. Oh, June 20th.

1690
02:08:03,560 --> 02:08:05,560
Oh, that was a June.

1691
02:08:05,560 --> 02:08:06,560
Okay.

1692
02:08:06,560 --> 02:08:08,560
Jay, I think I just dropped something.

1693
02:08:08,560 --> 02:08:10,560
I dropped my phone on my keyboard.

1694
02:08:10,560 --> 02:08:16,560
Paul Rubeside, who has always been ruining Andy's mic input.

1695
02:08:16,560 --> 02:08:18,560
It's horrible.

1696
02:08:18,560 --> 02:08:22,560
Thank you guys for coming and we'll catch you guys on the next one.

1697
02:08:22,560 --> 02:08:27,560
We've got more stuff coming and we can appreciate you guys so much.

1698
02:08:27,560 --> 02:08:30,560
Thank you for the memes, particularly DJ Beast.

1699
02:08:30,560 --> 02:08:34,560
You degenerate. We love you.

1700
02:08:34,560 --> 02:08:35,560
Goodbye, everyone.

1701
02:08:35,560 --> 02:08:40,560
We're not doing we're not doing shards tier list either.

1702
02:08:40,560 --> 02:08:43,560
Damn.

1703
02:08:43,560 --> 02:08:46,560
How are we going to get by?

1704
02:08:46,560 --> 02:08:48,560
Raise a glass. Bye, Riverside.

1705
02:08:48,560 --> 02:08:50,560
We appreciate it so far.

1706
02:08:50,560 --> 02:08:52,560
Thank you so much. Bye, everyone.

1707
02:08:52,560 --> 02:09:16,560
Bye.

1708
02:09:22,560 --> 02:09:27,560
Bye.