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Did you watch the, did you watch the Incredibles clips I put in the Discord column?

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And we're live.

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I did not.

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Hello everyone.

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Hello.

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Can you bingo cards out everyone?

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Welcome.

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Very much wondering why Eli's on the bike.

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That's because he's trying to run away from his responsibilities.

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Welcome everyone, welcome to the next episode of Law Crimes.

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We're all here.

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We're ready to talk about some, some forbidden, heretical stuff. Today's topic is Inquisition,

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boys. Inquisitors, funny, goofy, you know, man.

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Goofy?

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There's many things I would call the Inquisition, but never goofy.

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There's a funny guy to delete your search history.

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There's a very funny search history in the faction.

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We haven't been doing this for a minute and they're like, no.

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That's a good one.

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Oh my gosh.

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I was Grandmaster at Overwatch.

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I'm the opposite of that Spectre.

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Fuck you.

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I spent too much time in it.

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That's not really a brag.

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Hell, you were, you were bragging about winning bot lobbies a minute ago.

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I don't want to hear it.

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My first time wins in bot lobbies on Fortnite.

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Bro, listen.

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Thank you, Tom.

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As I get closer to 30, my aim gets worse.

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So it's the arthritis.

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Yeah, it's the delusional, you know, speaking to the old gods sort of problems.

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Let me have this.

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We already got Andy Mike going right now.

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Thank you, Tom Warren.

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That's the least made bet I've ever seen.

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It's I mean, you're coming through, but it's like static.

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That's OK.

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It adds to the experience.

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Well, first of all, donation by Joseph Pollard.

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Thank you, brother.

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He says you better make that damn bed call.

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You can't use them like the fucking boogeyman.

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Doesn't care about the bed.

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Don't worry.

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This is already a cursed set up today anyway.

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But before we get to the actual meat of the podcast, we do have a question.

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Questions of the week.

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Thank you guys for your comments.

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What are you doing?

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Opening the window.

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I usually take my shirt off when I do this because I get so warm.

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I'm in position to look at my man.

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I'm sweaty.

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Well, maybe next week.

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Shout out to the pre-mastered audio of this podcast.

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Yeah.

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So, yeah, we'd like to hear some of the comments from last couple of weeks ago.

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Last podcast question of the week, which was hashtag regiment.

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So the first one is from Sweetness 71775.

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Hashtag regiment name classified.

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Planet of origin classified.

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Tactics classified.

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Appearance purple classified classified classified classified enemy specialty orcs.

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Very good.

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Was this an entry or an SCP article that you found?

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It's the purple orcs.

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You can't see them.

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For a second, I thought it was Genie Seed.

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And I was like, that would have been truly based.

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Document USA.

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Thank you, brother.

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James Walsh was going to going in the Book of Grudges.

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I ordered my thank all got a bomb predator tank instead.

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A week later, I got a reply amounting to damn, that's great.

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A bomb raider is pretty cool.

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Shout out to Crimson Glory for 505.

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Take it off, Eli.

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I think I got scammed.

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I wanted Andy to play Forkknife of the Short King.

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The pancreasless edger and how all good.

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I'm glad someone got a name there.

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He'll play next time.

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Next time when he can't.

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He's not going to avoid it forever.

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No, I'm sorry.

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It was I had a commitment to a comedy thing.

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So I'm sorry.

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Eli has already that's right.

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Their shoulders already sore from carrying me last time.

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So a lot of people playing on Switch.

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So I'm not promising particularly good gameplay.

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Let's go because then we get Switch players.

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Oh, yeah, their ass.

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After after two games of bot wins that we're not going to live down.

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Oh, yeah, we should get Andy to play games beforehand.

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So that we don't have to play.

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How make your couch, bro?

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That's yellow.

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It's not a DJ beast.

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Member for three months.

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Thank you, DJ Eli's doing cardio.

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What is he doing?

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Nothing.

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There's other guys in this call.

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Bloody shirt music.

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Do you always take it off?

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Free the nip.

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If you enough donations, I'll take it off.

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I think that makes me.

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Andy, what's the next question?

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The next one.

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The next one is from that Zach M 5485 saying hashtag regiment.

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The Reggie meant it's an army of people named Reggie.

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I like that by Lord Reggie Giggas and his three generals, Reggie Rock, Reggie Ice and Reggie Steel.

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Pokeman.

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I know the reference.

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I like Reggie.

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I'd immediately want them all vaporized.

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The first by first battle.

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Why?

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Why do you hate Pokemon?

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Say everything.

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You just had the experience of a guy called Reg once.

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Reggie's a good YouTube channel.

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He's listening.

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Yes, we hate you.

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Shut out Reggie, the YouTube channel.

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I don't hate you.

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Your stuff is funny.

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Crimson Glory, take it off.

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All of us are going to get shirtless.

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Thank you for the $10 Crimson Glory.

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I'm slightly convinced.

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One day, I'll have a law crimes monthly calendar and it'll just be all Eli imposed.

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No only crimes.

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I'll show my tentacles.

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Anyway, moving on swiftly from that.

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The next one is from Huntsman.

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Let me just find it.

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Huntsman 7274J hashtag regiment.

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My guard regiment are known as the pancreas shock troops

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and they would get law crimes to talk about elves more often.

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There you go.

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Yeah, I like this one.

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This one's good.

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Plug in a second army of diabetics then.

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I don't like that one.

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Before everybody was like, have you seen my needles?

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I can't find any insulin.

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We've got to go under like, I have a pump.

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No, but in the 41st millennium, they wouldn't have a pump.

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They'd be too like, nah.

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I think they'd just be executed.

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That's hard.

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Are you a diabetic?

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I know the appearance is harsh, but.

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That absolutely counts as a drain on imperial resources.

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Yeah, but they got like geneticists and like mechanics.

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They'd be like, here's a mechanical pancreas.

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Yeah, but if I'm a random smoker,

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like if I joined the tech, you know, the tech priests, then probably yeah.

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But you know, if I'm just a random schmuck in the guard, no way in hell.

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They're giving me that money.

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I feel like you'd fall over and then they just turn you into corpse starch.

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They wouldn't like execute you.

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They'd just be like, oh, he's down.

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Get the shovel.

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We read another, Lutti McShootie said law crimes are for dark over here.

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Hashtag take it off.

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You're like, Jesus.

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Oh dear.

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You know, and I'm on by bunny cop says, do you not love Reggie, the unseen servant

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sacrificing his invisible self to save the bard?

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I have no idea what any of that meant.

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I don't get that reference.

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Something Baldur's Gate.

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I don't like Baldur's Gate.

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Yeah, there's another.

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There's another me being about to be dogged on for an opinion.

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I should not have opened my mouth.

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I don't like CRPGs like that rogue trader game.

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I'm never going to play it because I don't care.

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Angry homunculus.

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Thank you for the donation.

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You're absolutely right.

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We are going to talk about the Imperial paperwork thing that's coming up.

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Is that for the question of the weekend?

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Yeah, that's pretty much it.

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Also, we got a donation from angry homunculus saying, oh, no, sorry.

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Although, no, I was thinking of DJ BC wise, how in a higher gift.

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Shet.

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It's the yellow sign.

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I forget to mention, we say at the beginning of the podcast, we are also on Spotify and other

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Amazon.

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If you guys want to listen to this stuff offline, say you've actually got functioning jobs.

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And there's a bonus I've been going back to.

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We've been remastering live streams into videos on the channel and the audio from those is now on

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So the old episodes should be improved as well.

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A bit crisper.

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So that's good.

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And for the next question of the week, we have a few here, which is, why would you be redacted

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from Imperial Records hashtag inquisition?

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I want to know what filthy, heretical thing you did.

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Beautiful scum.

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Before anyone posts it, I feel like just and also for Colin's sake, anyone who's going to

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mention Morafi, like, yeah, that's the obvious one to go for.

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We appreciate you, broken human beings who love Morafi.

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Clearly.

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Hello.

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Free Joe.

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Thank you for the five CHF.

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I'm afraid I don't know what that is, but thank you.

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Good.

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You guys want to say I love your content.

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Wow.

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A positive message.

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Wow.

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Through me, through me, positive about me.

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Holy shit.

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And love the chemistry between you guys while learning a lot.

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Wow.

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Holy shit.

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Something positive.

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Thank you very much.

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That'll get me to positivity.

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We're not used to it.

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But speaking of something, probably not taking that positive.

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Today's topic is the Inquisition.

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Perhaps, I don't know how the boys feel here.

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It's either like a big win or a massive stain on the, it's made the necessary evil of Imperial

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Depends book from book.

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You've got, me and Colin will be going through this one here.

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I've got, maybe Colin's got some very funky things to go with, which he's very pleased

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about, but we're going to start off with a slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow,

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entry into it.

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So first of all, the Inquisition, the formation of the Inquisition happened right at the siege

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of terror or this year, just before the siege of terror itself.

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The, they are formed from the original sort of Knights Errant.

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If anyone here has read Horus Heresy, they know the Knights, Knights Errant are basically

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people who also your start is that were from either traitor legions or ones that survive

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Istvan, particularly Garfield Loken.

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Shout out to my man and Nathaniel Garrow before I don't mention it.

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And Andy literally will burst a aneurysm because Nathaniel Garrow is very cool.

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And the Knights Errant were kind of like, they just discarded their iconography and

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they went around as like a special space marine sort of group for Malkador the Sigillite.

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And then Malkador basically went, so the Imperium now is kind of like F for the entirety of time.

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So reluctantly, they had to now form something to fight against the darkness and chaos.

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So Malkador presented 12 of these individuals, eight Astartes and four human beings.

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Unfortunately, Garfield Loken was left out.

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He was like the kid who was not invited to the group party.

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Tragic.

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And these four human eight Astartes, he is, he's a cool character.

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Thank, thank God Erebus killed him.

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Just kidding.

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That makes me so sad.

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I don't need to hear about it anymore.

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Thank you, Erebus.

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Erebus mentioned, shutting down the stream.

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Basically, the Inquisition now is they present themselves before the Emperor.

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They all kneel and the Emperor says, hate to do this, boys.

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It kind of sucks, but we've got to, there's a common joke in the Imperium.

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They often made like, old humanity was so bad.

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They had things like the Inquisition and stuff like that, doing horrific war crimes.

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And then the Emperor now forms an Inquisition.

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Common, you know, Eli's probably very happy, like the Emperor is seen as a terrible, terrible

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hypocrite.

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And the four humans would go on to found the members, also found the Inquisition whilst

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the Astartes were basically sent into, onto the moon of Titan.

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And then were sent into the war for about a hundred years, forming the Grey Knights.

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And the Inquisition at this time would go on to sort of lay their groundwork and then they'd

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wait, they basically were waiting for the Grey Knights and then they would go off and

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hunt in the galaxy.

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We have a donation of the, I can see it.

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Thank you.

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There's a one.

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Yeah, it was a little while back from Parker Summerlin.

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Parker Summerlin, 499, thank you very much.

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I just finished Shadow Sun via audio book.

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Nice.

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Which Xenoblade book should I get into next?

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Twice A King room or Farsight?

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Farsight.

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Yeah, sorry, Andy.

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Okay, calm down.

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Twice A King.

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Twice A King is objectively better.

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Farsight is one of my favorite characters.

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It leads into a better,

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there's more material for Farsight if you want to have more to go off.

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But speaking of something that's not quite far off, that's quite short sighted is now

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the formation of this Inquisition.

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So I'm going to start off basic.

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What is an Inquisitor?

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Seems important to mention.

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Inquisitors are basically the hunters of all that is wrong within Imperial society

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and outside of Imperial society.

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They are mostly human individuals, just ordinary humans.

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Some are augmented.

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And they have special powers to hunt down either chaos or aliens,

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things that will pervert the Imperium from within or most, you know,

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they stop plots and they are often involved in like big mysteries.

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The role of the Inquisitor particularly is just,

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they exist in their own sort of bracket.

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They don't follow any other boundaries of Imperial life.

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They are limitless authority and they get to go around

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and basically deal with threats when they come across them.

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And the promotion role of an Inquisitor, so usually people don't,

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you don't want to straight up an Inquisitor.

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You actually have to start as an interrogator.

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As you can imagine what interrogators do.

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So you, it's a pretty ruthless beginning.

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You learn to obviously beat the shit out of people

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and you will typically then get better at it to the point where you can go on missions

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and you will be promoted to an Acolyte.

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You know, everyone who is...

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Hell, I think you might have reversed the order a bit.

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Oh no, sorry. It's Acolytes.

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Acolytes are, yeah.

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Sorry, Acolytes to interrogator.

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Explicator.

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Oh yeah, it also depends on what the fucking Inquisitor.

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Yeah, because not every thing, not every Inquisitor has like the same reach.

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Like some people just go straight from like Acolyte,

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which is a bit more like ground level than you're going out on missions.

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And interrogator might be someone who actually just stays on the ship

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and then interrogates prisoners, you know, convincing them with, you know,

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torturing them with hentai or something. I don't know.

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I like that.

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It said it's like, this is where they learn how to interrogate people.

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Like I'm pretty sure they just pick that one up on the job and either way.

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Yeah.

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Do you need to be taught how to break someone's fingers with a hammer?

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Like I think I could figure that one out on my own.

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It's also worth mentioning that like I've just finished the recent

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uh Alpha Legion book, Hauer Master, and there's like a bit in it where an

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interrogator is like, hey, I'm going to blackmail you unless you make me like a

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fully fledged Inquisitor because they're like an aspirant.

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And so like, oh, you kind of messed up.

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You better like promote me or I'm going to come like get you with all this

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information that they'll like kill you for.

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And it's like they break the rules and they they kind of can do what they like.

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But there is obviously like a board of Inquisitorial people that they have to

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like clear promotions with.

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But the way you get promoted can be a bit up in the air sometimes.

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So it'd be a bit strange.

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Sometimes Inquisitors, they almost like inherit their former like Inquisitors,

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like, you know, the one that teachers role.

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But often to become a fully fledging, fully fledging Inquisitor, you need the

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approval of multiple other Inquisitors to sort of, you know, basically say this

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guy's not crazy.

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It depends on the certain factions and loyalties within it.

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But a lot of times...

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He's either right kind of crazy.

362
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Yeah, he's either right kind of crazy.

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Crimson Glory, thank you, brother.

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He says, take it off, Eli.

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Jesus Christ, that's a lot.

366
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I can take mine off for CrossFit classes.

367
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You take it off on stream for your comfort.

368
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And you have a better build than me.

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He says, although I'm working on it for the Dark Gods.

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Thank you, brother.

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This guy's only $30.

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He made me take my shirt off.

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I'll take my shirt off for like a minute.

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He'll do it at the end.

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Give us a flex.

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At the end.

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All right.

378
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I guess you gotta wait, buddy.

379
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He got away.

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Oven Inquisitors have...

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Not all of them, but a lot of them are psychers.

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This is because it's an added ability.

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And it also helps in a way to sort of prevent

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the Inquisitor's mind being tampered with, though.

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I'm sorry, Pancras, you down there, buddy.

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Classic man, why is he so mean?

387
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You were to carry on the positivity before Lord Crumb.

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They didn't like fantasy or Eldar.

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Now I love vampire accounts.

390
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Dark Elves and Collector both Eldar.

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Thanks, Elves.

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Sip.

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Wow, Colin.

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Holy shit.

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Someone else being nice to me after someone just called me disgusting.

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I fucking showered before.

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It's a miracle.

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I just got out of the shower.

399
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Man, Colin has actually affected someone else's life financially.

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This is truly...

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Is it even a...

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Beastman from Sweden.

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Thank you, says Pancras.

404
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I've read four Cain books and I haven't heard him mention

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Amberley's breast once.

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Where is it, Colin?

407
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:54,100
No, he mentions the Psyker's breast, not Amberley's.

408
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Amberley will be coming up today, though.

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So often Inquisitors are Psykers.

410
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I don't know if Amberley, actually,

411
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Amberley Vale from the Kyphus Cain books is a Psyker.

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She might be.

413
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I don't know if you know that, Colin.

414
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I don't believe she is.

415
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So not every Inquisitor...

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She has a pet Psyker.

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Not every Inquisitor is a Psyker,

418
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but it's very, very common that Inquisitors are Psykers.

419
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They're often people who sort of could have been Commissars

420
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or Captains or something like that.

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They're often taken from the scholar Progenium,

422
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Whist away, you know, good old orphan trope in Warhammer.

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Love a good orphan, you know.

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Don't know why there's love a good orphan.

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A lot of them they do.

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Some of them are quite powerful Psykers,

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but a lot of them just is a general, like, minor sense.

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It's just to hold off enemies, really.

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And as I mentioned briefly earlier,

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the Inquisition has no authority except to answer

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to the Emperor himself.

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But you'll often find that they will give sort of leeway

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to a more senior Inquisitor.

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So that one is technically the true authority.

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And not being funny, but like who's having audiences

436
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for the Emperor these days?

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Gilliman?

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Like no one else.

439
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Like, oh yeah, it's fine.

440
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The Emperor said it's fine.

441
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:13,060
Is that mean from Parks and Recreations with Ron's sponsors?

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It's like, oh, I have a permit.

443
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Just says, this just says I can do what I want.

444
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And that's the Inquisition.

445
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Yeah.

446
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So they pretty much can do whatever they want.

447
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This could lead to the very worst case scenario

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of their authority.

449
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We do have another donation.

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As I mentioned, thank you, brother.

451
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You're very much.

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Despite the mean things I say, I am grateful for the laughs

453
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and knowledge you guys have given me.

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Here you have some lion butts.

455
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Thank you, brother.

456
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Thank you.

457
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Thank you.

458
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Colin actually reading certain books recently.

459
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So I don't want to spoil that if he's not met said it yet.

460
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But hopefully.

461
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I'm starting to read it soon.

462
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I'm starting to read some good books.

463
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Breezing through.

464
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I'm going through thank all first and then I'm reading that.

465
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How much for how to reveal his true form?

466
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Listen, as the tallest member of law crimes.

467
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OK, there's no need to.

468
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All right.

469
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Settle down there, bud.

470
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It's not much.

471
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Yeah, I'm only like five.

472
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Are none of us six feet tall?

473
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My dad's six six.

474
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:04,920
How?

475
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,740
My mom's five one.

476
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:09,700
Same here, buddy.

477
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,020
I'm the tallest in my line.

478
00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:14,500
Colin is a good boy.

479
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He got me to love fancy.

480
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But his sense of mouth and mouth.

481
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He makes me think less of.

482
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All right.

483
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You see now that's valid.

484
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That's a half compliment.

485
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So so we are.

486
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Yes, I the the most like the limit of inquisitor authority

487
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extends to the very like the most crazy thing in Warhammer,

488
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which is the exterminator, which is where worst case scenario.

489
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It's not used all the time, but it does happen where the planet is so far

490
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fucked that essentially the inquisitor will go.

491
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It has to be wiped clean.

492
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They will use a virus bonds.

493
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Some people I'm sure they've heard like the dawn of war stuff where

494
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you want to war to does it really good in that cut scene where

495
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Gabriel Gabriel, Seth, Gabriel Angelos, the declares exterminator.

496
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So Gabriel and the entire planet is essentially cleansed of all living things.

497
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This is basically when chaos takes just to like revoke, like just too far gone.

498
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The inquisitor often as well will have retinues.

499
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Some of them do operate solo, but it's pretty common for them to like basically

500
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recruit specialist individuals over the years.

501
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Often they will increase like blanks as well.

502
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Blanks are often used by inquisitors because, you know, they often face sort of rampant psychers

503
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or they basically sharp shooters, people with specialist talents.

504
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Navigators are pretty common.

505
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They actually go through them pretty quick.

506
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So then have to get to have navigated them for very long, particularly like the case,

507
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like inquisitor Eisenhorns, probably the most famous one people think of.

508
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They often build up like a sort of some of them have like entire army's worth

509
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because essentially the inquisitor himself doesn't he has a he has a master card, black card.

510
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He has no limit on his spending because it's just all paid for by the imperium.

511
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So when they have like mansions, houses, they'll have great credit.

512
00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,740
And if they spend, it's always great.

513
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Says a Cripman theme song is the universe on fire by Gloria Hammett.

514
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We will do a little bit later.

515
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:10,660
Thank you, brother.

516
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:14,820
But yes, the inquisitors, the inquisitors never really alone.

517
00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:17,060
They are essentially an army onto themselves.

518
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:24,580
The inquisition was basically going strong for a few thousand years.

519
00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:27,060
There's like a small bit mentioned by the early inquisitors.

520
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:30,180
They met Conrad Kerr as one of them and then he got immediately cut in half.

521
00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:36,500
So they've been around for a while and then essentially at a certain point,

522
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,500
then it's the war of the beast.

523
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,460
The Ordos were calling keyboard.

524
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:43,940
I see.

525
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:45,220
So the pub started making noises.

526
00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:51,540
We are be at some point the Ordos were the good the inquisition.

527
00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:54,340
Yeah, the inquisition was essentially one big organization.

528
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:59,060
They hadn't really even despite being around for about over a thousand years at this point,

529
00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:05,380
they were pretty much sort of unified under one ideology or one sort of group.

530
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:08,260
There were certain things that we'll talk about later,

531
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:10,340
which is like the ideologies that war eventually split.

532
00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:12,580
At this point, it's like we've got to get rid of heresy.

533
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:13,620
Great.

534
00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:21,700
They didn't really have like a main enemy or just threats to the imperium that required

535
00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:26,100
an inquisitor to deal with until the war of the beast, which is when the orcs,

536
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:30,020
the massive orc invasion that almost got to terror itself.

537
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:35,300
And this caused the inquisition to split into three because they basically decided,

538
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:39,380
okay, we need to specialize because there are like three separate threats to the imperium.

539
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:44,500
One of them is also the death of Kiril Sinderman, who was the one of the O.G.

540
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,940
Inquisitors and he survived all the way to the war of the beast before he died.

541
00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:50,500
And he was there from the Horus heresy up till then.

542
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:55,380
Kiril Sinderman shouts my boy, my boy, his dad,

543
00:23:55,380 --> 00:24:00,260
his dad, basically most educated man in all of Warhammer.

544
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:06,020
He actually went from being an atheist into a true believer, which is quite warm.

545
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:13,860
Your best mate, like when he saw us glowing in front of you, so he's a bit like,

546
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:15,060
that's a bit, you know what I mean?

547
00:24:15,060 --> 00:24:18,580
Yeah. And your other mate gets like possessed by a gigantic demon.

548
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,740
You're like, yeah, I don't know anymore.

549
00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:25,060
I guess he didn't really have faith anymore, had like belief as in like, he like, I saw it.

550
00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:30,180
So his one's a little bit more literal, but he's there's some other cool characters,

551
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:32,500
one from the Ironman trilogy as well.

552
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,740
Also Ironman Horus heresy stuff where he sort of comes about.

553
00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:40,180
But essentially the Inquisition splits into three,

554
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:42,980
although still under one big branch of the Inquisition.

555
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:47,940
Often Inquisitors will find that if they're targeting one thing, like if it's aliens,

556
00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:52,340
they'll carry, they'll fight whatever the enemy that they their investigation leads to.

557
00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:57,700
But they will specifically be broken into Xenos, Malleus and Hereticus.

558
00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:01,220
I will explain them a little bit more later, but we've got to,

559
00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:08,660
to fully understand the 40th millenniums, 42nd millenniums, like diverging areas within these

560
00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:10,820
different sort of ordo's.

561
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,620
Colin's going to talk about the sub factions within the Inquisition.

562
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,740
Oh boy.

563
00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:18,740
We also have some spice on our call.

564
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:21,540
Looting with Shooty gave us two dollars.

565
00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,500
Thank you Looting with Shooty.

566
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,980
He says, you're out here cocking us out of a free show.

567
00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:26,340
Hal said I have to wait till the end.

568
00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,860
So I'm sorry.

569
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:32,340
And if he wants to brothers, only if he wants to, we're concerned.

570
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:36,660
But then yeah, this is, this will be a sort of brief foray into

571
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:40,820
the actual like 40 second millennium ideologies that exist within the Inquisition.

572
00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:42,580
As brief as I can make it.

573
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:44,820
That's another donation by Christopher Stevens.

574
00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:46,340
One tenth of the way there.

575
00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:47,540
Sorry for all the distractions.

576
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:50,180
By law crime faces, photo shots.

577
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:52,580
Put me over the line.

578
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:55,460
Don't give, don't give me perterabo.

579
00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:56,100
I don't care.

580
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:58,100
Otherwise, just don't give me perterabo.

581
00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,300
You know what I'm going to say.

582
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,340
So I'm not going to bother.

583
00:26:01,140 --> 00:26:02,660
Yeah, I think we already know.

584
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:06,420
Christopher Stevens says a hundred dollars for all shirtless streams.

585
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:07,540
That's what he's referencing.

586
00:26:07,540 --> 00:26:09,460
None of you want that out of me.

587
00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:11,460
I think he's just referencing me.

588
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:16,500
Yeah, the rest was not quite, we're six weeks away from our

589
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:17,540
prime shape.

590
00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:21,540
I'll be six weeks away for the next six years.

591
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,540
Six, 60 years.

592
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,580
But kind of the sub factions.

593
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:27,060
Right.

594
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:30,020
So there's a, there's a lot of these aren't or does by the way,

595
00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:33,060
they're different philosophies within the Inquisition on basically.

596
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,180
How, how do you beat inquisitor?

597
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:38,260
What's, what should be your overall goals?

598
00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:39,300
What are you working for?

599
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,660
What do you like to focus on?

600
00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:44,820
No, not even what, like what's your overall, you know, feel for how you

601
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,660
should be an inquisitor?

602
00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:50,660
The first, like, you know, you can divide them into two, two main groups.

603
00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:55,380
You got Puritans and you got radical inquisitors and Puritan inquisitors are,

604
00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,380
you know, they sound like what you think.

605
00:26:57,380 --> 00:27:00,180
They, you know, follow the Imperial creed to the letter.

606
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:04,180
Don't, don't consort with the Zenos or the witches or the Warpcraft.

607
00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:04,980
None of that.

608
00:27:04,980 --> 00:27:06,020
So funny hats.

609
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:06,980
A lot.

610
00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:10,900
To be fair, they do all have funny hats, but they're good funny hats.

611
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:11,940
So they're cool.

612
00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:20,020
Basically be the Imperium's version of a good little boy and blow up all the bad

613
00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:23,220
people and don't, don't think too hard about the Warp.

614
00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:25,220
Follow the rules.

615
00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:29,700
And I do believe this is the most common, like kind of inquisitor because,

616
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:33,540
you know, they're the ones like, Hey, don't, don't mess with the stuff we say is

617
00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:36,980
bad and you know, is bad, which is fair enough.

618
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,340
Yeah.

619
00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:39,140
Radical.

620
00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:42,980
The totalitarian regime, mostly comprised of people who are doing what they say

621
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:45,540
they have to do so they don't get killed is full of Puritans.

622
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:46,340
Who'd have thought?

623
00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:46,820
Yeah.

624
00:27:46,820 --> 00:27:48,820
Who could have guessed?

625
00:27:49,780 --> 00:27:54,180
But that, you know, the radicals who are, you know, neck do have some points,

626
00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:55,620
you know, that's a big galaxy.

627
00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:56,740
It's a messy place.

628
00:27:57,380 --> 00:28:00,180
Sometimes you got to bend the rules a little bit if you want to get stuff done.

629
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:07,780
Of note is that there is no ordo that it's like this one generally draws you in.

630
00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:09,780
This one generally draws radicals.

631
00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:12,580
This one draws Puritans because, you know, let's look at the ordoxenos, right?

632
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:18,900
One inquisitor may be like, if you so much as mention not murdering that Eldar over there,

633
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:22,580
no matter what they have to say, you're going with them when I kill you.

634
00:28:23,460 --> 00:28:28,500
Whereas other ordoxenos was like, you know, there's, there's a tyrant invasion going on.

635
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,500
Maybe we work with the Tao for a bit.

636
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,580
One of them just kind of wants territory.

637
00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:34,740
The other wants to eat us.

638
00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:39,220
So it's, we don't immediately Cato Socarrius a

639
00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:39,700
I

640
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,700
Watercast

641
00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:43,700
Watercast

642
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:45,700
That was the biggest you deserved it.

643
00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,700
You're a, not a Puritan.

644
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,700
There was another one by Joseph Pollard.

645
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:50,260
Thank you, brother.

646
00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:51,780
He says I had to leave the stream early.

647
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:52,500
Oh, sorry, brother.

648
00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:58,180
So I want to say if there was a drip or drown contest, Andy, the drip made it.

649
00:28:58,180 --> 00:29:00,820
He clearly win easy contest.

650
00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:01,300
True.

651
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:03,780
He's the best dressed out of all of us.

652
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:05,780
Quite.

653
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:07,780
Who is Abertus?

654
00:29:09,780 --> 00:29:12,580
The quizzes are definitely hiding Abertus under a rug.

655
00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:13,380
I was just reading.

656
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:15,380
From Bloodborne.

657
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:18,180
The, that's the one, the lost forgotten old one.

658
00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:20,180
I never finished Bloodborne.

659
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:26,180
It's the one which like it kind of, it basically looks like a low crafty and monster.

660
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:31,380
To be fair, I don't own a PlayStation, so I can't really have finished Bloodborne because Sony

661
00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:34,180
refuses to just let it be on PC.

662
00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:36,180
60 frames per second Bloodborne remake.

663
00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,180
Come on.

664
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:40,180
Don't put it on PC remake.

665
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,180
Just put on PC, be the PC port.

666
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,180
Yeah, that's what I want.

667
00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:46,180
But radical.

668
00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:48,180
Oh no, Riverside's broken again.

669
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:50,180
Oh my gosh.

670
00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:52,180
I hope everyone can hear us.

671
00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:54,180
Okay.

672
00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:56,180
Chat, can you hear us?

673
00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:58,180
Let us know.

674
00:29:58,180 --> 00:30:00,180
What demon is your dog staring at?

675
00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:02,180
What demon is my dog staring at?

676
00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:04,180
He seems very focused on the wall that way.

677
00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:06,180
Well, that's a problem for later.

678
00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:12,180
Radical.

679
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:14,180
Alright, just Andy broken.

680
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,180
Radical.

681
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:18,180
Tony Hawk, the Inquisitor.

682
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:22,180
And sometimes you also can't really tell if one's radical or puritan.

683
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,180
For example, Amberly Vale.

684
00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:28,180
She, like in her memoirs, she'll write like, yeah, radicals are just one step above heretics.

685
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:32,180
And quite frankly, I wish we could get rid of them.

686
00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:36,180
Then she lets the elder airdrop an avatar of Kane onto a space station.

687
00:30:36,180 --> 00:30:42,180
So, you know, maybe she's a little bit more radical than she'd like to admit.

688
00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:44,180
It's that kind of thing.

689
00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,180
Some of them just lie to themselves, to be fair.

690
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,180
They don't see themselves as radical.

691
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,180
Yeah, there's also that because there's no oversight in the Inquisition.

692
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:54,180
Like, when you get promoted in the Inquisition, all you get is more clout.

693
00:30:54,180 --> 00:31:00,180
The baseline Inquisitor is functionally unlimited power over everything ever.

694
00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:06,180
So really the only like ways if you piss off enough Inquisitors to come down on you.

695
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:10,180
So lying to yourself and just kind of going with it is perfectly valid.

696
00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:14,180
But we'll start with the Puritans.

697
00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:16,180
They have the least amount of subfections, which I think makes sense.

698
00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:20,180
There's only so many ways you can differently interpret like Imperial Creed.

699
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:28,180
Before you're no longer actually following the Imperial Creed and, you know, dogma and all that.

700
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:30,180
First up are the Amalantians.

701
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:34,180
A lot of these have really awful names to say, by the way, as a heads up.

702
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:38,180
They think that everything in 40k is going according to the Emperor's plan.

703
00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:40,180
They don't like change too much.

704
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:48,180
So, you know, don't you know that doesn't mean, you know, they're just going to let well, the Tyranids happening is clearly going according to plan.

705
00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:50,180
Let's just let them eat that planet.

706
00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:54,180
It's more so, you know, within the Imperium, they're not going to be shaking anything up.

707
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:58,180
They're just going to kind of let thing, you know, let everyone.

708
00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:06,180
Yeah, keep the status quo going, which has kind of resulted in Amalantians being about as polite as Inquisitor is going to get.

709
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:09,180
Because they're like, listen, everyone here is doing their job.

710
00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:10,180
Things are chugging along as need be.

711
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:12,180
I'm going to say please and thank you.

712
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:16,180
You know, I'm an Inquisitor, so I will shoot you in the head if I need to.

713
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:19,180
But I'll I'll be polite first.

714
00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:23,180
You know, they don't open with blowing you up.

715
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:31,180
Next are the Anemolian Beholders and they're waiting for signs of Biggie's return and, you know, see if they can help speed that along.

716
00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:34,180
Sound like either disease or Pokemon.

717
00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:36,180
Yeah, there's it does.

718
00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:38,180
It gets worse.

719
00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:43,180
After them, you know, there's the Ardentites who they are also waiting for Biggie to come back.

720
00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:46,180
But they believe that he's either going to come back as a group of people.

721
00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:49,180
You know, it's not just going to be Biggie reincarnated.

722
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:59,180
It's going to be either a group of people or maybe even spread throughout mankind as a whole, which has led to other Inquisitors calling the miracle chasers to make fun of them.

723
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:12,180
But on the upside, these are probably the best like investigators in the Inquisition because they're so like determined to prove everyone else wrong that they will let's say, you know, something happens on a world.

724
00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:16,180
They're going to be they're going to get in the weeds of it, proving like, look, the Emperor's coming back.

725
00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:17,180
Look, look at these miracles.

726
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:18,180
Look at these signs.

727
00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:20,180
Usually it's just a chaos cult.

728
00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:31,180
But by the time they're done with it, they're so obsessed with proving themselves right that they found out every not only every single member of that chaos cult, but everyone they've even looked at.

729
00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:43,180
So very good at investigating, even if their overall goal, like their ideology, probably is not right. It's probably just going to be Biggie again. But hey, 40 big galaxy.

730
00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:45,180
You never know what could happen. They could be partially right.

731
00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:48,180
So quite a shit.

732
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:57,180
Right. So quick. Yeah, like all things society's on these lightning with that.

733
00:33:57,180 --> 00:34:03,180
There's two more Puritans. The next is mono dominant and this is the simplest one in the like ever.

734
00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:11,180
The Imperium is the only thing that should be allowed to exist. If you're a non imperial human, it is either integrate or we're going to blow you up.

735
00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:17,180
If you're an alien or chaos, we're just going to blow you up. That's it. That's mono dominance.

736
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:23,180
They're not subtle. They're not quiet. They're the Inquisitors who think exterminatus first.

737
00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:26,180
Talk never.

738
00:34:26,180 --> 00:34:35,180
So then we have the thorian sub faction, which is such a big sub faction that it has its own sub factions, some of which are radical.

739
00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:43,180
It's overall more of like the broadest one is Puritan. But after we get in the weeds, it gets a little radical.

740
00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:49,180
They're named after Sebastian Thor, that cool fella priest who ended the age of apostasy.

741
00:34:49,180 --> 00:35:01,180
Cool, real one. And a lot of people think that he was either blessed by the Emperor or just straight up an avatar of him. So thorians like to look for people like him, either avatars of the Emperor.

742
00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:12,180
Just as you know, they're a holy avatar of the Emperor or maybe even a way to put the rest of Biggie's essence in that avatar. You know, at the moment he's stuck on the chair, the star child ones.

743
00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:25,180
Back in the old days, there's one that believe in the star child thing that came back into canon. They might have been, but there's also the thing with when that was originally in lore, the Illuminati was a thing.

744
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:35,180
So I don't really know on that one. Are they the ones that think the Emperor has children or something? Although they think the avatars. The sensei? Yeah.

745
00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:43,180
I honestly don't know. They think the Emperor might be reborn in children or something.

746
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:55,180
It could be a mix of the other ones or the other sub factions all took that idea and ran with it in their own way. Like those Ardentites, he's coming back and everyone works for real.

747
00:35:55,180 --> 00:36:13,180
But that's the end of the Puritans. Although Thorians could be looking at the Eldar for some stuff. You never know. After all, they did make Slaanesh, who's to say you can't rework the process a bit to just put Biggie in a warp body.

748
00:36:13,180 --> 00:36:22,180
Although that being said, the more aggressive you get with trying to bring back Biggie as a Thorian, the more radical you get.

749
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:31,180
But after that, radicals. There's a lot of these guys.

750
00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:38,180
Cassifelians are first. They're another Thorian group and they actually work with the Puritans just fine.

751
00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:47,180
I think they're the only reason they're considered radical is what they're trying to do because they're bringing they like to practice bringing back the dead from the warp to real life.

752
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:59,180
And their end goal is to do that to the Emperor. So I think it's more so radical because it's like, well, your goal is good. We like what you're doing, but it involves warp sorcery.

753
00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:10,180
So you're you know, you're playing with fire a little bit. But from everything I could find, no one really dislikes them, especially because they're not even close to that goal.

754
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:20,180
Like there's no progress being made like and in the closing days at the time of ending, they're getting ready to bring back Biggie. It's more like this is a very long term project.

755
00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:29,180
So really, the worst they'll get is people going, hey, maybe maybe do something better with your time than bringing back the dead. That's not very productive.

756
00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:35,180
Very similar is the Revivificators. I hate saying that name.

757
00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:54,180
They're dedicated to studying the moment the soul dies, like you die, and then the moment your soul goes from real space in your body to the warp because they're trying to figure out the how to slow that, keep you around a bit longer or outright halt it and reverse it, bring you back.

758
00:37:54,180 --> 00:38:00,180
Really, it's just different methodology from the last one, the Cassifiliens. Their ultimate goal is the same thing.

759
00:38:00,180 --> 00:38:07,180
They're just trying to, they're going to use the Golden Throne as a focus and that's the thing, keeping them tethered to reality.

760
00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:16,180
But either way, it's the same deal. Those are both mostly radical because the rewards they can bring is potentially huge, you know, bring back the Emperor.

761
00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:29,180
The downside is, if that's the summoning you accidentally screw up, you're not just bringing, but you're not just summoning a demon. You might summon Khorne on the Terran accident, because the scale of that is huge.

762
00:38:29,180 --> 00:38:34,180
So it's mostly radical because it involves the Emperor literally dying.

763
00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:44,180
Yeah, like it's that too. They're not radical because their viewpoints are like disagreed with. All of them, almost all of them actually, not all of them. Some of them don't want the Emperor, but I'll get to them.

764
00:38:44,180 --> 00:38:53,180
Most of them would love Big E to come back. It's just, you know, your plan is to fuck with the Emperor. It's a little dangerous.

765
00:38:53,180 --> 00:39:03,180
You did have a Lady McSuey donation for $2. Thank you. And he is the Drip King. Holy eff, he says. And he is the Drip King. $2.

766
00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:10,180
Next, oh god, there's still a while ago. These are the Thorians who are a little bit interesting.

767
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:17,180
The Horizians, who are named after Horus, so that already tells you how many friends they're probably going to have.

768
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:24,180
You know how Horus was kind of like the avatar of all four chaos gods. Oh my god.

769
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:27,180
That's a fine drag there. Holy shit.

770
00:39:27,180 --> 00:39:31,180
Oh, block this mix. Thank you for the five bucks, or Canadian five bucks.

771
00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:38,180
We joke about Colin not seeing movies. Just wondering if the boys have any recommends for historical movies or documentaries.

772
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:47,180
Oh, love the videos, man. Battle 360. It was a History Channel series where the History Channel was good and it's all about the USS Enterprise and the Pacific Theater.

773
00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:50,180
God, I love that show.

774
00:39:50,180 --> 00:40:01,180
I just watched Shogun. If you want a current one, Shogun is pretty, like it's not history history, but it's like very enjoyable because it's pretty authentic.

775
00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:06,180
So, if anyone wants to watch that.

776
00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:15,180
Do you remember, there used to be a thing on British TV, which was like the Total War engine, but they only got newbies to play it. It was like a live TV.

777
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:18,180
I remember reading about that, but I never saw it.

778
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:29,180
It was quite funny, but it was like in Rome Total War 1, and it was pretty, I remember thinking about that. I thought, that's actually a pretty good show, to be fair.

779
00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:36,180
History shows are hard to find a good one because you can...

780
00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:41,180
I watched Demolition Derby on History Channel on the Twin TV today.

781
00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:43,180
That sounds about right.

782
00:40:43,180 --> 00:40:48,180
Or it's guys like cutting lumber and bringing it back to their freaking workshop. Or selling cars.

783
00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:50,180
Alaska truck is my day.

784
00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:53,180
I used to like, I did like Pawn Stars though.

785
00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:55,180
Oh yeah, Pawn Stars was good.

786
00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:59,180
It was absolutely the start of the History Channel stuff.

787
00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:04,180
History Channel was downhill though. It's all like conspiracy theories and aliens.

788
00:41:04,180 --> 00:41:07,180
Ancient aliens.

789
00:41:07,180 --> 00:41:11,180
I had another one on my brain. I think I've forgotten it. Never mind, move on.

790
00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:13,180
It's gonna bug me.

791
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:26,180
Yeah, Horizians. They saw how Horus was an emperor of all the Chaos Gods, and they're like, hey, maybe we can learn from that and use warp sorcery to give the emperor a new body to pop in.

792
00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:33,180
So they collect Chaos tomes and artifacts, mostly for the knowledge, but the end goal would probably be using those collected artifacts.

793
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:37,180
Bring the big E, give him a new body and shove him into it.

794
00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:46,180
Which usually means most other people don't like them because they're actively dicking with Chaos artifacts, and that is a...

795
00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:49,180
You know what they say about looking into the abyss.

796
00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:55,180
But to be fair to them, they usually don't fall to Chaos.

797
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:59,180
But usually, and never, are two very different things.

798
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:04,180
And it only takes one Inquisitor going off the deep end to doom a whole solar system.

799
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:09,180
So, yeah, they're a little bit dangerous.

800
00:42:09,180 --> 00:42:15,180
Also, the founder of that belief is one of the four founders of the Inquisition who fell to Chaos.

801
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:21,180
And I think the only artwork of her I could find was her talking to Abaddon, Moriana the Chaos Witch.

802
00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:27,180
So maybe not the best person you should be founding an Inquisitorial school of thought after, but you know, it's 40k.

803
00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:31,180
Not logic and reason can go directly to hell.

804
00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:37,180
And then we get to my favorite branch. Oh my God, I love this. Istvanism.

805
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:39,180
Oh my God.

806
00:42:39,180 --> 00:42:44,180
Beautiful. So it's named after Istvan III, where the heresy officially began.

807
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:49,180
You know, when all the loyalists from the Traitor Legions were done away with.

808
00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:55,180
Who's the most... I'm going to vote for myself. I'm okay with winning this poll.

809
00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:57,180
Yeah, I don't know where it cut off. So Istvanism.

810
00:42:57,180 --> 00:43:01,180
They think there is not enough war in Warhammer 40k.

811
00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:07,180
So they'll just start shipping orcs to your planet if not enough is going on.

812
00:43:07,180 --> 00:43:11,180
How... who...

813
00:43:11,180 --> 00:43:17,180
I'm assuming like a Dark Eldar or someone gaslit them into thinking that was a good idea.

814
00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:23,180
And stupid people kept that one going. I love it, though. It's beautiful.

815
00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:27,180
I think I hear someone streaming. Hell, I think I'm repeating you.

816
00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:29,180
Am I? What?

817
00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:33,180
Is it me? It is me. How am I repeating it myself?

818
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:37,180
You did your livestream, Arthur. I have it muted.

819
00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:41,180
I don't have it up. Oh God.

820
00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:45,180
Eli. Eli.

821
00:43:45,180 --> 00:43:48,180
I promised Sherlock Strip.

822
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:53,180
Hang on. If I leave, why is it doing this?

823
00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:56,180
Turn.

824
00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:59,180
It covered.

825
00:43:59,180 --> 00:44:02,180
We'll try to stay.

826
00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:06,180
There you go. You gotta be sure of this. I'm freaking chub right now.

827
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:09,180
What you gotta do for the boys. I did it for you.

828
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:14,180
You all have to deal with two Collins. You know what? I'm just going to power through this.

829
00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:21,180
We might be coming out. Is there someone else got speakers? Hang on. I got an idea.

830
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:25,180
I know we can't even see him now.

831
00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:30,180
All right. It's worse.

832
00:44:30,180 --> 00:44:35,180
I unplugged my mic. I don't know how to go back. I just unplugged my mic.

833
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:40,180
We're in the freaking mine. I'd say like duck out of Riverside, then rejoin. That might fix it.

834
00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:44,180
All right. Appreciate you brothers for being patient with us.

835
00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:48,180
I think the Inquisition is true. It's not our fault.

836
00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:54,180
The Inquisition does not want us to know. You guys to know. We pay for this thing. It's ridiculous.

837
00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:57,180
It's so much worse.

838
00:44:57,180 --> 00:45:00,180
Oh my gosh.

839
00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:03,180
I think my microphone's fine there.

840
00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:09,180
I think it sounds fine now.

841
00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:12,180
I think it's fine now. We're good.

842
00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:16,180
Yeah. All right. Next one.

843
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:19,180
Oh my God. Next one.

844
00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:21,180
Next one.

845
00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:25,180
Lieber cars.

846
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:33,180
They're like those Amelanthian fellas who don't like change, except they take it so far it loops around and becomes radical.

847
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:41,180
Because let's say you suggest like, hey, maybe this Imperial Guard regiment can temporarily get a new kind of lasgun because there's a shortage.

848
00:45:41,180 --> 00:45:44,180
They'll just kill you for saying that.

849
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:49,180
Any change is bad, even if it's good change. No change allowed.

850
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:54,180
They might also be feeding Nergal because of that because Nergal likes stagnancy.

851
00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:57,180
So, you know, there is that to consider.

852
00:45:57,180 --> 00:46:00,180
And Gilman probably despises these people.

853
00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:05,180
Because he's trying to reform the Imperium, and they don't like that.

854
00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:10,180
Ablationists are the next one. They're also insane.

855
00:46:10,180 --> 00:46:24,180
They're like the Hryzians, kinda. They believe that those who are truly righteous have a duty to damn themselves and use the weapons of humanity's enemies to really achieve salvation.

856
00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:31,180
So they will use, you know, chaotic weapons, artifacts, rituals in order to fight back the enemies of the Imperium.

857
00:46:31,180 --> 00:46:39,180
Which on the one hand, you know, they don't view this as a positive. They're not like, wow, we could use these cool stuff. They're generally like, no, this is a cross we have to bear.

858
00:46:39,180 --> 00:46:41,180
This is a burden. This is something horrible.

859
00:46:41,180 --> 00:46:50,180
On the, you know, on the flip side of that, they're still using chaotic artifacts, which probably will lead to more problems than it's worth.

860
00:46:50,180 --> 00:46:55,180
But for what it's worth, again, they're not doing this because they're like, I just want to use cool shit.

861
00:46:55,180 --> 00:47:01,180
They're like, no, this is a cross we must bear in order to achieve salvation.

862
00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:06,180
Donkeyman, USA, Lord Inquisitor, second colonist in the Thong Centre.

863
00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:10,180
Thank you, brother.

864
00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:15,180
Truly, we are trying our best. We appreciate it. Thank you.

865
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:25,180
All right. Next, next one is the Alcularians who try and predict the future, which usually doesn't go well because they're not, you know, Siege demons or farseers.

866
00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:29,180
So they usually just kind of dig things up.

867
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:35,180
And they have a subset known as the Anticharty, who are not as disliked as the main one because they just look at history.

868
00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:38,180
You know, they take it, you know, history runs in cycles.

869
00:47:38,180 --> 00:47:45,180
They're like, all right, let's look at the 10,000 years of history we have and see if we can't figure something out for what's coming in the future.

870
00:47:45,180 --> 00:47:50,180
Like this thing happens, then it leads to that. Is that a pattern or a one off?

871
00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:59,180
But of course, because some of the ordo's like to redact history, they have a very hard job.

872
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:02,180
I'm not done. We have more.

873
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:03,180
Oh, God.

874
00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:11,180
The Plutonians believe that you should purposely get people possessed so you can exercise the demon from them and make them better at fighting chaos.

875
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:13,180
Which they did help.

876
00:48:13,180 --> 00:48:18,180
The exodus. I say they were the ones I believe who taught like the exodus chapter how to do that.

877
00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:25,180
So, and they're a chapter that's basically invisible to demons. So it does have, you know, apart from Lucy's the eternal.

878
00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:29,180
And he's a special case. He doesn't count.

879
00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:36,180
So it does have, you know, some grounding in reality. It's just the mortality rate is like 99%.

880
00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:44,180
So in practice, you just get a bunch of dead bodies and one guy who is super PTSD but demons can't see him.

881
00:48:44,180 --> 00:48:57,180
So, if I was, you know, in charge, I'd say maybe just stick with the pain blade and shoot the demon go through this whole possession garbage but there's a space marine chapter that does this as part of their training.

882
00:48:57,180 --> 00:49:00,180
So, it kind of works.

883
00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:03,180
The exorcists.

884
00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:20,180
Yeah, there's the there's the polypsychology who believe mankind is going to become a fully psychic race which you know is true. I like to shit on the Emperor but I don't think he was wrong about that one, I think he, he was right, that was part of his goal, and psychic awakening happened.

885
00:49:20,180 --> 00:49:33,180
So, more people, you know, in case you forgot because I couldn't blame you for forgetting about psychic awakening that was that wasn't even bad it was just GW's biggest event, like it happened.

886
00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:36,180
It was happening again now there's like a.

887
00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:45,180
Oh no I think a prior nexus nevermind still going cards suddenly enough the opposite of the psychic awakening is what they're trying to do.

888
00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:53,180
It's very much like the the force awakens isn't it like it was relevant for a short time and then it's completely forgettable. Yep.

889
00:49:53,180 --> 00:49:56,180
But it's better than some of the stuff that's come sits.

890
00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:59,180
Maybe, I don't know they haven't.

891
00:49:59,180 --> 00:50:06,180
So was dead. So I was never going to be dead. It is never going to be dead.

892
00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:08,180
I can't.

893
00:50:08,180 --> 00:50:18,180
It's pretty like the amount of times like the cope like sometimes as well as a fan there's a bit of copium but the copium in the Star Wars community so bad.

894
00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:23,180
Like, oh my god, it's the only one that's the droid that was in that one scene.

895
00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:30,180
I'm not saying the series out there, they don't have copium and it's where glove shit comes from so.

896
00:50:30,180 --> 00:50:40,180
This exact this exact thing happened I'm going full anti Carty and quiz the cycles of history. Yeah, exactly was happening with the prequels and the EU was a trash fire.

897
00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:48,180
And then oh look, the sequels may also be garbage. But everyone was like, you Star Wars Holy shit it's gonna be great it's gonna be lovely.

898
00:50:48,180 --> 00:51:01,180
You're never killing that franchise. Thank you. Evangelos, manesis he says nothing bad happens in to noble off to the space. Good like good like good like heretics. Thank you noble.

899
00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:04,180
Yes, what would you mean, beautiful place.

900
00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:09,180
Did they really think they were digging in the Russian they were digging in the ground when they around that.

901
00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:15,180
They shouldn't have been doing a Chernobyl. Yeah, is my voice is my mic still met busted.

902
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:28,180
No, it's fine for it's, it's like when you watch the series at least there's the whole thing where like they did everything wrong, but they should have been able to press this one button that shut the reactor down, but the button that was supposed to shut it down didn't work

903
00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:42,180
it's like even with all the incompetence. It would have been fine if that button worked and yeah, it's a good series actually if anyone wants to watch the good series with the whole Star Wars thing I've been replaying nights the royal public to, and I watched a video today going

904
00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:51,180
back and forth about the philosophy of and it's like yeah, that was a better deconstruction of the Jedi and the Sith than the last Jedi. Yeah. Oh my god.

905
00:51:51,180 --> 00:52:02,180
Thank you. 50 bucks. Thank you so much brother he says, Have you thought about rating one of the factions good to evil based on cruelty over scale for a tier this is good idea.

906
00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:16,180
I mean, I think it's a great idea to have a date on how to rate factions, ex dark elves dark elder witch hunters inquisitors and black Templar storm Lord neck on the other time that's a, I mean that's a tear this idea, how evil, how evil all the various Warhammer

907
00:52:16,180 --> 00:52:35,180
babies. I called in a ratio as a G. Amazing.

908
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:53,180
I'd be fun. But, polysikana. They want it they want to get more people psychers which has a habit of killing them, because when you turn someone who's not a siker into a siker that usually kills them, and if it doesn't kill them, congrats, you have an untrained

909
00:52:53,180 --> 00:53:08,180
siker who's even worse than normal untrained sikers because they've never had a chance to get used to being a siker. One time they fill out blanks. Probably don't like them. Probably not big fat, so like your can around here.

910
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:09,180
Yeah.

911
00:53:09,180 --> 00:53:12,180
So, they're one of the less popular ones.

912
00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:19,180
We have meal office book Star Wars died so WWE could make a comeback.

913
00:53:19,180 --> 00:53:23,180
Soul.

914
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:28,180
Recon segregationism, I hate that name you can stop making them so long.

915
00:53:28,180 --> 00:53:42,180
But they're like the closest and inquisitor will ever get to the chaotic good, because they think the Imperium sucks. It's awful, it's miserable, which I'm not going to argue them that point I think they're pretty dead on with that one.

916
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:57,180
I think it pretty much it needs to be rebuilt from the ground up, then just what exists now it needs to go, we need something better. Again, I find it hard to argue that point, I think it's pretty miserable for decay.

917
00:53:57,180 --> 00:54:17,180
They don't really have a plan for how to do this. And the two major plans are to just start civil wars and tear down the infrastructure, which is a very hard sell when tyrannids are at the gates, or start these incredibly long like information campaigns,

918
00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:32,180
which turn people very slowly against the existing governance, the point that you know like even the high lords could ignore it, which in a vacuum, probably would be a pretty good solution, except the Imperium doesn't exist in a vacuum half the galaxy was just torn in

919
00:54:32,180 --> 00:54:33,180
half.

920
00:54:33,180 --> 00:54:49,180
The necrons the elder the town, there's a lot of people that might not might just not give the Imperium time to fix itself. So, this is, and the radical because they want to tear down all of the existing infrastructure like organizations in the Imperium.

921
00:54:49,180 --> 00:55:04,180
So I think the thing with them is not that their goals, they're one of the few people I think you can just outright say you have noble well intentioned goals and 40k. The problem is the entire setting is against them, like they, they just have an impossible task that

922
00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:09,180
it's not it's not going to happen. That's so cute. Ames Bolta. Yeah, cool.

923
00:55:09,180 --> 00:55:27,180
Also that they they suggest their idea to the wrong person and are immediately to cred trader, get out, go down, because it'd be like a radical because it's justified the means things so they, yeah, they're willing to do like you know, the greater good sort of, you know,

924
00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:41,180
the common line of like, for the greater good, just blew up an entire scholar progenium full of orphans who have been radical commissars, like, even if everyone agreed with their line of thinking it's going to get a lot of people killed probably.

925
00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:44,180
So, yeah.

926
00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:57,180
And then we have, pardon me, the secularist attend this school who have an even harder job, because they think the ecclesiarchy is holding mankind back and want to get rid of it. Good luck.

927
00:55:57,180 --> 00:56:04,180
It's a bit, it's difficult in 40k because I'm like, they say that but then there's like a living, like, you literally can see a saint.

928
00:56:04,180 --> 00:56:15,180
But as far as I understand it, it's not that they're, although not necessarily like they don't say God, it's that like the ecclesiarchy as an organization itself is like you, you suck.

929
00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:26,180
You are awful, you need to be gotten rid of, which again is so entrenched in the Imperium that where do you even start you just start shooting priests.

930
00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:36,180
There's a good bit in dark Imperium trilogy which explains how there's the priest who becomes a militant apostolic, his name is Matthew.

931
00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:38,180
Obviously very.

932
00:56:38,180 --> 00:56:40,180
So, very on the nose there.

933
00:56:40,180 --> 00:56:53,180
But like Matthew is like when Gilliam first chooses him, he's a very like humble, he's a true believer like supports calm people, and his beliefs are technical difficulties due.

934
00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:59,180
Matthew's like a very good character because he's such a true believer and he generally like cares for people.

935
00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:06,180
But in the end, like he has like his sort of personal crusader like he wants to make Gilliam and one of the faithful.

936
00:57:06,180 --> 00:57:13,180
And like Gilliam and chose him because he wasn't like he wasn't like corrupt at all, like the rest of the ecclesiarchy was.

937
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:34,180
But then even in the end, when Matthew saw like, oh, but then there's all these like, there's like, there's a gilded tank. And then they had like these crusaders going around who like kill people when I tell them to you basically at the end of it Matthew was like, you know, I'm not a bad person, but I but a tool is a tool and I will be riding the G wagon with the bling.

938
00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:50,180
And then in the end, like it always came full circle, whereas like the ecclesiarchy had the resources and Matthew's faith meant like he had to do whatever it took to sort of get to that end point to that he did end up saving the day though, because he got to the cauldron of Nurgle and basically went

939
00:57:50,180 --> 00:58:04,180
to the hami hami ha so he did that he was right in the end, but he was also like, give him in the end was like, God damn Matthew I hate you so much. You're like, you're the chosen one. You're supposed to destroy the city.

940
00:58:04,180 --> 00:58:14,180
He was basically, you know that fan in oblivion just like by a sort of by a sort of, oh, I'll follow you everywhere. He's got the top. He's that annoying ginger guy from

941
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:26,180
the adoring fan. It's a sad part the ecclesiarchy in warhammer like it eventually it will somewhat seep its way in. But luckily Matthew died before he got evil.

942
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:35,180
I remember I remember listening to that book and being infuriated with him as well as I hope he dies soon. Getting fed up of it. But then there's the thing like he was right.

943
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:46,180
That's the like he was right. I just didn't like that he was infuriated because he had a thing where like he didn't he wasn't a good listener. He was a great preacher, but he wasn't a good listener.

944
00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:51,180
Like he honestly he couldn't hear what Gilliam and we're saying to him because he's like, listen, bro.

945
00:58:51,180 --> 00:59:04,180
And to that it was right to him the Empress told me what I'm doing so you know I mean like, respect you but like, what's the sound of a pre I have a bit of a higher, you know, priority list than, than shiny blue man.

946
00:59:04,180 --> 00:59:08,180
There's only three more by the way we're almost done. Almost there.

947
00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:16,180
Xanthism. So remember the Oblationists they use chaos, but they're like we are damning ourselves in order to save mankind.

948
00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:30,180
They're like you can flagellate flagellators like the people who, as in like, oh, it's like we're suffering for the good of the great. Yeah, that's like what the Oblationists, one of those first schools is they're like look, we're damning ourselves in order to achieve salvation.

949
00:59:30,180 --> 00:59:41,180
The Xanthism school is, no, we can totally use chaos safely we're not damning ourselves we're just we're just goaded we're him, we can use it safely with no problems we know what they're doing.

950
00:59:41,180 --> 00:59:54,180
So they'll just like, let's say you know there's each demons invading the world. They will then summon an army of Nergal demons because Nergal and Zinch don't like each other as the solution to combat this.

951
00:59:54,180 --> 01:00:00,180
The critman style, isn't it. Yeah.

952
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:07,180
So, you know, fighting fire with fire you know what's the saying for a reason it's valid tactic.

953
01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:16,180
But in my mind what they're doing is they have a, they have a wood fire burning down their house so they start an electrical fire to take care of it.

954
01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:24,180
And then they'll just go off on fuel. It's like you're not, you're not helping, you're making things actively worse.

955
01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:41,180
There's an even more extreme way to handle that which is feyonism, which is, they're more extreme because they refuse the Emperor status as both a god and the true leader of humanity, which is certainly ballsy and tech heresy,

956
01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:57,180
not just the Xanthites but worse, you know, they're whole hog in the chaos land, or Zeno tech anything tech heresy all that bad, all that bad stuff. And they they they want to rip down the Imperium and replace it with a system where they're the governors where they are in charge.

957
01:00:57,180 --> 01:01:01,180
Tom Warren says getting corrupted sounds like a skill issue, truly.

958
01:01:01,180 --> 01:01:05,180
Thank you Tom. Skill issue of will.

959
01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:16,180
That's the strongest soldier, truly. Yeah, so, usually most even those Xanthites I mean they're, they're always being watched they're one step above heresy.

960
01:01:16,180 --> 01:01:29,180
Feyonism is where you are now a heretic. And this whole like philosophy was declared traders, they were given ex communicata traitors, and all hunted down.

961
01:01:29,180 --> 01:01:39,180
And they, some survived and they were quietly rebuilding power. But to my knowledge, this was one of those things when it was the time of ending and GW wasn't moving 40k forward.

962
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:49,180
So, don't expect this plot line to go anywhere because inquisitors tearing down the Inquisition is not going to sell as well as bringing back a Primarch.

963
01:01:49,180 --> 01:02:00,180
And then there's the last one, which is, I'm firmly in the school of thought, Xenos Hybris. They believe at looking at you know all the aliens in the galaxy and being like, let's learn from them.

964
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:09,180
Not necessarily make friends. Hey, hey, hey, not necessarily make friends. Although they are usually of that bent.

965
01:02:09,180 --> 01:02:20,180
They're like, you know, the Eldar ruled the galaxy for quite some time. Figure out what they did right. What did they do wrong. Let's learn from what they did right and avoid the wrong.

966
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:24,180
The Tao seem to be you know they've got their shit together.

967
01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:30,180
Let's learn how they keep their empire together and go from there. What are they doing wrong.

968
01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:42,180
I'm imagining one of these guys watching the fall of the Eldar just having the bit where like they're starting to like kiss and skin each other and he's just there like, I don't know what we can glean from this. I don't know what's useful.

969
01:02:42,180 --> 01:02:53,180
On a smaller scale example of that, such as an example of the Eisenhorn book, using grain that's been altered by Xenos tech, so it produces more yield.

970
01:02:53,180 --> 01:03:04,180
It just, but then a lot of the imperial like, oh, it's been touched by Xenos or whatever. But again, it's just a thing where like it's just a small scale use of Xenos technology.

971
01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:13,180
It's like again it's like it's acknowledging that hey, maybe the other factions have some things going for them that they're still around. How can we use this.

972
01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:21,180
It's not necessarily friendship, although a lot of them are going to be like, hey, we can we can make a truce with the Tao. We don't, at least for now we don't got to worry about them.

973
01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:24,180
They're pretty small. The tyrannids are pretty big.

974
01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:31,180
I'm assuming they keep a very wide berth from the Black Templars. Like, where are they crusading? We're going to steer clear of them.

975
01:03:31,180 --> 01:03:34,180
Yeah, they probably don't want to mess with them.

976
01:03:34,180 --> 01:03:46,180
And then I guess just we're through all of them just as like some final notes like two things. One is that, again, these are not hard schools. These are like branches of thought.

977
01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:59,180
And then the other thing is that the inquisitors can change their minds. Usually it's like you start as a Puritan, you go to become a radical, accepting if like you know a radical inquisitor was who you were an acolyte to, you're probably going to take after your master.

978
01:03:59,180 --> 01:04:12,180
But general trend is you start as a Puritan and over time you're like, all right, let me break the rules just once. And then it works. So I will break them a couple more times. I'll try to avoid it, but you know and then it goes I'll do it a couple more.

979
01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:17,180
And then you know you get lost in the sauce and now you're summoning demons to fight demons.

980
01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:30,180
But again, there's nothing saying you can't go the other way. Maybe you have a horrible experience. You're a radical something goes horribly wrong and you're like, well, not doing that anymore. I'm a Puritan, we're done with this.

981
01:04:30,180 --> 01:04:46,180
Solely up to the individual individual inquisitor, there's no school for inquisitors. It is often they often use the tools of the enemy against them, but then they also the most infuriating thing is that they bait they is quite common they end up switching isn't it, wherever you start as you always end up as the opposite.

982
01:04:46,180 --> 01:04:48,180
Yeah, it's a.

983
01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:58,180
It's literally there's no school for inquisitors it's just your master grabs you and you might get promoted to become one. That is how you become an inquisitor.

984
01:04:58,180 --> 01:05:02,180
Another donation by Chris and glory thank you Ken brother.

985
01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:12,180
Colin saying Xeno hybrids gave me a completely different mental image of what he meant. You know that this see that's that's the me school that's my Xeno Cyprus.

986
01:05:12,180 --> 01:05:15,180
He does wish to be conjoined with the order Morathi.

987
01:05:15,180 --> 01:05:32,180
You could, I would be like that one it's just me.

988
01:05:32,180 --> 01:05:49,180
The last thing of my gap terrain is that usually the path is the common consensus that radicals are on the path to damnation. It's just how far along are you before you fall and it's time to declare you a trader, because, again, like I said most I've visitors I believe

989
01:05:49,180 --> 01:06:07,180
I've been to a lot of Puritans. So, it's, they're called radical inquisitors for a reason it's like you are going a bit far what you're doing is a bit much. So, the general idea is that once you become a radical you're probably on the path of damnation.

990
01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:13,180
But again, there's your schools of thought, you can change your mind believe it or not that's a skill people can do.

991
01:06:13,180 --> 01:06:28,180
I think someone has said, certain like inquisitors when they got like a stick up their arse like someone's normal middle ground is someone else you know someone else is radical. Yeah, some Puritans are literally like you, you looked at an elder for more than three seconds,

992
01:06:28,180 --> 01:06:30,180
you know, it's it's so over.

993
01:06:30,180 --> 01:06:33,180
We've got to immediately wipe out your bloodline.

994
01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:37,180
Yeah, that's the thing it's totally up to individual.

995
01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:47,180
Stealthy 47 says critical nothing wrong. Like I said, they, they exiled them from the Inquisition but they never said he was wrong.

996
01:06:47,180 --> 01:06:59,180
It happens, it happens a few times to different inquisitors, you know, you know, out on the last weekend you get declared heretic and then drink sparkling water, you come back.

997
01:06:59,180 --> 01:07:01,180
Thank you for that.

998
01:07:01,180 --> 01:07:16,180
Yeah, it's also like, like, you know, being punished for it is entirely dependent on who you're hanging out with and what inquisitors or other inquisitors around watching you do your thing, because no one else outside of the Inquisition can do a damn thing to stop you,

999
01:07:16,180 --> 01:07:25,180
except maybe the custodians if they're around but there's only 10,000 of them, they're probably not around.

1000
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:43,180
Anyway, the moment you get hired and also

1001
01:07:43,180 --> 01:07:55,180
the actual sort of having the subfactions of trains of thought.

1002
01:07:55,180 --> 01:08:10,180
He's been silenced. No, but I do have Guinness in my house again I'm going to make a Gonstler later. Speaking of those are the main like trains of thought, but it's important to understand that like that's before you even get to the actual orders, this is just the main

1003
01:08:10,180 --> 01:08:22,180
train of thought, but it's only different, you know, 10,000 years worth of ideas being generated. So the main three orders we're going to go through the minor ones here, probably quite quickly because they are, they don't have much law.

1004
01:08:22,180 --> 01:08:40,180
They are all those Zenos, it's pretty much what you think it is. They investigate aliens influence of aliens so things like how particularly elder dark elder orcs are sometimes it's not really a thing they need to do with orcs because they're not really infiltrating

1005
01:08:40,180 --> 01:08:57,180
you know, the time in your face. And again this will create it after the war the beasts that's like first thing, they actually have very strong ties with the Death Watch which is the sort of unique space marine group chapter where they get recruits from other

1006
01:08:57,180 --> 01:09:10,180
fledged chapters and then like people spend like a period of time in the Death Watch. So Death Watch kill teams are often either accompanying auto Zenos inquisitors. Tom Warren thanks us no sane man would drink a Gonstler.

1007
01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:13,180
That's whatever Collins having.

1008
01:09:13,180 --> 01:09:22,180
I don't know what it is. Collins having a Gonstler apparently. I'm going to go grab, I'm going to go to the store, I'm going to grab a Monster Energy drink and I'm going to mix it with Guinness, it's the Gonstler.

1009
01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:40,180
Jesus. Wonderful. Malius is the next one. Malius is auto Zenos is actually I think the most populated with inquisitors just because chaos is a little bit more subtle whereas they're like the plots of they're like more like there's one chaos plot to rule the planet

1010
01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:56,180
and auto Zenos there's so many in sort of interactions with aliens on the daily really for the quizzes, sorry for the Imperium auto Malius is basically destroying demonic threats, these are often the inquisitors that are pretty like bolts out in armor so like these

1011
01:09:56,180 --> 01:09:58,180
ones a lot.

1012
01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:12,180
These ones are like they're not really dealing with average enemies these are dealing with the worst one. And they were born after the whole terrorist see they're kind of the main one really, they still because they, they're sort of what the English was founded for.

1013
01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:31,180
And they have very strong ties to the Grey Knights which are the, you know, the, the eight space marines that were sent to Titan to form a unique chapter, one of entirely of psychers who battle demons you know good old and grown got, you know, bounced

1014
01:10:31,180 --> 01:10:48,180
like a body slammed back into the war. The Grey Knights are often accompanying with auto Malius or taking structure slash information with auto Malius heretic us which I kind of think is more like my favorite one just in terms like I hear in stories which is they

1015
01:10:48,180 --> 01:11:02,180
have heresy mutation, you know, evil people psychers, they essentially are the police force.

1016
01:11:02,180 --> 01:11:18,180
These are the more like they are doing like the, what the quote unquote rot within the Imperium, often the heretic us ones have the most amount of variety pray with ideologies because they define like what is a threat to the Imperium.

1017
01:11:18,180 --> 01:11:36,180
And these ones actually have strong ties supposedly to the sisters of battle or they've not heard it in too many stories necessarily but they essentially the order heretic us didn't actually exist initially with the founding of Zenos and Malius,

1018
01:11:36,180 --> 01:11:51,180
and then one was formed much later during the age of apostasy so after the sisters of battle sort of came about really, because it basically, it was with the whole you know someone could literally almost topple the Imperium from within so that's when it sort of became big.

1019
01:11:51,180 --> 01:12:10,180
Minor orders. These, by the way, some of these have just like a like less than a sentence of law so we're gonna have to go through these pretty quickly.

1020
01:12:10,180 --> 01:12:21,180
Yeah, it's kind of a gate, the gates kind of, you know, now circles the whole building so it's the whole fence, the buildings, the galaxy.

1021
01:12:21,180 --> 01:12:34,180
Yeah, there's some bits in the Eisenhorn story where like he goes to Kadia, and he speaks with some of them there, they often do recruit from the actual cadence a lot of auto ages I think are cadence, which is interesting.

1022
01:12:34,180 --> 01:12:43,180
I like to imagine, at least one of them must have been sleeping with the great rift happen. So he wakes up and finds out, oh man I'm a.

1023
01:12:43,180 --> 01:12:47,180
I'm not going to bed for another three months.

1024
01:12:47,180 --> 01:13:04,180
There's auto Astarte's overseas of the adapters Astarte's of space marines. These ones I from what I know they mostly are like focused on testing your like purity of gene seed and things like that. Often they get killed by the Dark Angels, this order.

1025
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:20,180
And then they go along. Again, like any encounter the what's the moment the the lions, the sons of dawn chapter, the golden lions or the something lion chapter. They I think maybe pissed off this one.

1026
01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:28,180
And they started basically attacking and sniping off an entire chapter of space marines because they could auto funny.

1027
01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:36,180
I'm not sure if I'm like infuriating stories in Warhammer. This is the revolt why is Andy now a father for Nuka world.

1028
01:13:36,180 --> 01:13:42,180
Arabia with a god it's a like.

1029
01:13:42,180 --> 01:13:58,180
So, Astro, they study astronomy and stellar information, probably the most useless I'm not gonna lie to me to be studying the stars forever to be fair though like they keep like stellar maps up to date which is very important because the Imperium doesn't know how many planets

1030
01:13:58,180 --> 01:14:02,180
it actually has my statement back then they're probably very useful.

1031
01:14:02,180 --> 01:14:13,180
Every day it's not the most helpful but for like grand strategic planning it's like it's that's worth looking into. There's auto barbarous which monitor pre industrial worlds.

1032
01:14:13,180 --> 01:14:21,180
So I guess there's obviously like just being pre industrial is, you're quite vulnerable to things like chaos particularly like you know bloody barbaric tribes and things like that.

1033
01:14:21,180 --> 01:14:34,180
But it's also chaos cultures may want to work worm their way into these sort of things. Surprise I need a whole whole auto for that because it must be again the Imperium is quite, there's a lot of variety they can be, you know, nice planets, you know,

1034
01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:52,180
like verdant worlds and luxury hotel planets to literally man is still using stick. I would say it's probably like the easiest. Once things go wrong the easiest inquisitor like job to have it's like oh no, I have power armor they have sticks.

1035
01:14:52,180 --> 01:15:08,180
You talk with idiots all day. Yeah, but you don't really need to deal with them just look out for signs of chaos corruption and if things are going wrong just shoot the guy who's, you know, summoning corn demons, he has a iron sword at best.

1036
01:15:08,180 --> 01:15:22,180
And then you're good. Probably know there's a whole lot of heresy bit and one of the novels where like they mentioned one the word bearers got killed by a guy with a wooden spear, because he got stabbed through the throat and they're really like everyone's like, oh man that guy

1037
01:15:22,180 --> 01:15:38,180
is really good. It's like, they're like, that's like they thought it was embarrassing auto cronos which does come up in the argument book, supposedly this one they study time, and they have like special moment when they describe in the novel they had like special

1038
01:15:38,180 --> 01:15:53,180
like on their show like every single person the ship has chronometers even in this novel Inquisition just study how, particularly the warp affects time, and obviously trying to help things in the future. But these people they're all vanished this entire war dough disappeared.

1039
01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:57,180
So obviously they've either gone really far in the past or really far in the future.

1040
01:15:57,180 --> 01:16:14,180
They're basically gone auto custodian is this as based on terror. I imagine they probably help with the custodians, but I think, I think I read they're just yet another group of people keeping Tara safe and in check, because it's such a mess that they need to.

1041
01:16:14,180 --> 01:16:27,180
Yeah, they're pretty bit generally I mean it was like a thing a while ago was it end of ninth maybe with a casserole like there was a whole jeansie the call on Tara so I was like, whoops someone missed that.

1042
01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:48,180
So, the order is I don't know if they have anything on them. I don't have Colin remembers something from, oh, we know nothing about them, but the order was just one guy.

1043
01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:58,180
So, the order is stealthy for donation and thank you both the space also not get away with the killing a bunch of the members of the ball.

1044
01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:07,180
That's actually the Inquisition definitely, they actually avoid them sometimes they're just like, they know they'll win to fight them so it's funny. They're balling.

1045
01:17:07,180 --> 01:17:20,180
Next one which is all those exchorium. Oh, they, this one just monitors exterminators that's a hell of a job, to be fair, they just watch worlds die constantly.

1046
01:17:20,180 --> 01:17:37,180
So, matching him, which oversees the adeptus mechanic is I bet they have no success in that because the mechanic is just does not care for oversight at all. Or do maladictum, which overseas issues relating to the great riff I think this one was founded probably

1047
01:17:37,180 --> 01:17:52,180
maybe they probably have no luck to let it all issues raised into the great riff is also do with the psychic awakening I imagine, to be fair, because the massive amount of psychos popping up is obviously a vulnerability for the Imperial

1048
01:17:52,180 --> 01:18:11,180
Guard. Or do militarum which overseas, the Imperial Guard. I think maybe I'm believe, I believe they'll might have been part of that or possibly it like minor orders are not really mentioned in many books, or might be a thing where it just might be in like one specific

1049
01:18:11,180 --> 01:18:26,180
book, there's many inquisitors that oversee the Imperial Guard in total because there's just so much Imperial Guard. Ordo necros, unknown purpose but I guess we can probably imagine, it's probably related to the spicy undead boys.

1050
01:18:26,180 --> 01:18:28,180
Just be death in general.

1051
01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:41,180
Could do yeah, there's so many we just, their lore starts and ends with you exist. Someone said that they disappeared someone nearly leaked their adult material.

1052
01:18:41,180 --> 01:18:59,180
Ordo obsolete us known to have investigated the destruction of the Holocaust of Kester's minor I don't even know what that even means. And the fact is called ordo obsolete us is funny as hell, because there's no point even how they're probably a fake event.

1053
01:18:59,180 --> 01:19:05,180
Ordo originata says tries to uncover the mystery of the inquisitions origins.

1054
01:19:05,180 --> 01:19:14,180
Oh my god, that's how useless they are. Ordo redactors, which Colin has a funny little tidbit about.

1055
01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:19,180
Yes, if you want to talk about Colin. Well, you see, there's the ordo.

1056
01:19:19,180 --> 01:19:31,180
Let's see where the other one is. There's the ordo originatus, whose whole job is to make sure someone knows history. Someone needs to know what's actually happened and isn't just myth and legend.

1057
01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:42,180
Or redactors job is to make sure the only thing left in people's minds and textbooks are myths and legends and not the uncomfortable truth of things like the horse heresy.

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So, these people are either working together, or because it's 40k and they're probably not.

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We just have two entire orders of inquisitors whose job is wasting everyone's time.

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One's bookmakers one's book burners basically. Yeah. Ordo sanctum which oversees the Ecclesiarchy. They're probably they're doing a terrible job, clearly, because the Ecclesiarchy is very corrupt in Warhammer.

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Ordo scriptorum monitor Imperial records and communicates. Probably the hardest job out of anyone, I won't lie. That one seems like impossible.

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Ordo senatorum. Again, some of these are unknown I'm pretty sure some of these are just made up.

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Ordo sepul... I can't even pronounce this one right. Sepul... Sepul tol rule room. They research plagues I think Colin mentioned them before, particularly the zombie plague.

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And, yeah, they're probably they clearly haven't caught anything back to us yet.

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Ordo secarius founded to police activities of the officio assassinorum.

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This was sort of similar time of apparently when obviously Goj van Dyer was about.

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Same time as I guess hereticus was formed but I don't think the assassin norm there's been events where the assassin norm as well just kind of do what they want because hard to stand up to the assassin norm.

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Ordo sanatos unknown purposes.

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And then they find off Ordo necrosis is actually not the necroman because there's Ordo vigulus which oversees the Ordo of the necrosis one.

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It is an Ordo to oversee another Ordo, which is so dumb. Helpful.

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But lastly, on today's episode, famous inquisitors, just sort of a few probably some of us have heard.

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Starting by different Ordo, so Ordo is from Malius.

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There's one called Cortez who probably is getting a new model at the time of recording. He's got like a double, he actually has an eagle which has two heads like a living eagle.

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And he was like nice, like renowned golden armor. He's also seen at the end of the Arcs of Omen campaign as he made he like he's the one seen reading all the Inquisition elements.

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Hector Rex I can't remember which if he's from one of the games or not possibly.

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There's Quixos who is in the Eisenhorn novels. Quixos is a radical inquisitor who literally has like a horse face, and I'm not messing with you.

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This is one of the guys who like he goes so far down like the radical route that he actually thinks like people interrupting his radical, his whole plan was to basically destroy and recreate like Cadian Gate.

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And to do that he would sacrifice people like sort of a psychic like sacrifice to basically remake a psychic Cadian Gate. This is way before Cadia would fall.

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I don't know he could have been right. But Quixos essentially is so radical that he literally thinks people trying to stop him are chaos. So he's like, what's wrong with you.

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There's a quiz called Amazigh. I've never heard this one, unfortunately.

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There's one just called Covenant. I don't know who Covenant is.

1082
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Maybe.

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Erasmus. Again, not sure. Carter Valanovas. Again, it's probably some short stories I've not read.

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And then there's one called Titus Endor who was in Ordo Zenos, but he actually got blackmailed and he had to join Ordo Malleus.

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Titus Endor is like basically the best friend of Eisenhorn when they were growing up. They had the same master.

1086
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And Titus Endor is a bit of a massive goofball. I think this guy mostly works solo and he wears like cool armor and stuff.

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But this guy is like an absolute like he's just literally imagine like old like Civil War general as a human being. He's a very bizarre figure.

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And then onto Ordo Zenos, which is probably a more famous one. We start off with Krytmann for any context of people. Krytmann is the guy who basically came up with the Tyranid

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counter strategy. I don't know if he discovered the Tyranids necessarily. He might have done.

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But Krytmann essentially basically went, you know what we need to do with the Tyranids? We don't need to fight them or defend them.

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He initially came up with like how to sort of starve out Tyranid Hyphi by exterminating planet.

1092
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And then he came up with the brilliant idea of like, you know what? There's Orcs over there. There's Tyranids. Why don't we send them to fight each other?

1093
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And perhaps they'll reach a stalemate rather than they're kind of like Dragon Ball Z characters and they actually just got stronger each time they fought each other.

1094
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So now the Tyranids Hyphi that have fought Orcs have actually won, consumed a load of biomass and they've gotten stronger.

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So thank you, Krytmann. I think he's half dead as well.

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We have a Crimson Glory donation. Two dollars. Thank you. Rex is the gigachad from Rex.

1097
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Oh, thank you, Crimson Glory. Thank you, brother. Lucas has informed me the Inquisitor from Chaos Gate was hot.

1098
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I think that's on the e-book actually. Yeah, he's cooking.

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Orozenos as well, sorry, is the most renowned one. Gregor Eisenhorn. Eisenhorn, obviously, his whole journey is like he started off as a strict Puritan.

1100
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And then over his course of his sort of career, he sort of ends up on the more slightly radical side.

1101
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And you sort of see the effects of what he goes through to become a radical Inquisitor.

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Emil Darkhammer. I think Darkhammer is the one who's in the pretty chunky power armor.

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He's I think he related to the First War Armageddon. I think from what I know of a tidbit of lore on him, he's the one who basically says don't mess with the space wars because they're just going to come after us.

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So it's not worth it.

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Commodus Volk, who's actually a colleague of Eisenhorn. He's often appeared in quite a few of the Eisenhorn novels. Volk is essentially a bit more of an older Inquisitor, one of the oldest Inquisitors.

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And this guy was very, he had the largest rationing of anyone. He literally had an army.

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But he does sort of fight, he's an ally of Eisenhorn, even though Eisenhorn says they're not friends and the guy doesn't understand sarcasm, but he does like him.

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Helena Valeria, I can't remember where she's from, but I've heard the name of the Inquisitor.

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Gideon Ravenor, who was an apprentice to Eisenhorn, who then got blown up in a huge attack. He basically his whole body was burned, scarred and his like his basically got paralyzed and he's now sitting in like the sickest wheelchair ever been made and he's even more, he was a powerful

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psycho and he's even more powerful. But Ravenor is known to be quite lenient with, even though he's an autotourist, he's quite lenient with Xenos. He's particularly, he's actually an ally of certain Eldar factions and they even let him on to their

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craft war because they respect him so much.

1112
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What's that from Andy there? Ravenor 40k Professor, Professor X, that's true, that's true.

1113
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I wonder who his like equivalent of Eric, you know Magnus or Magneto would be.

1114
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Jenna Orcheryl, I don't know who she's from.

1115
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Valaine Ramus. Some of these are just unknown ones. Caria Draxus, unknown.

1116
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And then there's the one from Kaifers Cain, oh sorry what's it, colonist off the top of my head.

1117
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Amberley Vale. Amberley Vale also sorry, it's not on the list really enough. Amberley Vale is also from Eorl Xenos, she's kind of cool. I think she honestly will be involved in like our Kaifers Cain video so I don't want to go into her too much here but she's an interesting

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person. So who basically is quite non-traditional is what you think an Inquisitor would be, she's almost quite like a normal person which is quite cool.

1119
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Heldane, who was a apprentice of the previous Inquisitor called Commodus Vogue. Heldane's weird because he's essentially, even though Vogue's quite like an understanding but like staunch ally of Eisenhorn, Heldane hates Eisenhorn.

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Their first mission he basically, Heldane got mauled by like a massive like snow leopard weird thing because of Eisenhorn, and he's like his face is all like messed up. And he becomes like the most Puritan Inquisitor you can ever think of until he actually lives for like

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a couple of years and eventually he appears in the Savat world crusade with Gaunt's Ghosts. And he literally says he looks like a weird, like muzzled, twisted creature at the end of it. He looks so weird like apparently no one questions it, they're like yeah that guy's the thing.

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Now onto the last bit which is Ordos Horeticus.

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The absolute copypasta here for Froido Karamezov, who obviously is clearly not taken from Brothers Karamezov of Dostoevsky there.

1124
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Tireus is apparently a one who looks exactly like the name Typhus but is not, so he's an Inquisitor.

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I swear they're different.

1126
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And then Syla's Hand, I can't remember where Tireus or Syla's Hand are from, they might have been involved in short stories. Erasmus Kroll, also Kral, I can't remember where Erasmus Kroll is from, I don't know if he's from one of the video games possibly or he's in some other shorter stories as well.

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I might be, people in the chat might be able to help out there if I'm missing somewhere.

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I think it's from Tieti, yes, the one, Inquisitor Karamezov is literally the one in the massive throne.

1129
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The throne of judgment.

1130
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What about Obi Wan Sherlock Cluso.

1131
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I think when he was around, he was the first Inquisitor.

1132
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Yeah, that's an actual thing.

1133
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Katerina Greyfax as well, Greyfax is the Inquisitor who basically was kept. Oh, I'm remembering now one of the female ones I said earlier I think is Vileina Erasmus, she's the one who's the mortal enemy of Katerina Greyfax and Erasmus I think is the one who gets basically stuck in Trazin's Labyrinth.

1134
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And then he puts like things in her brain, and then he goes like, it was so he's the one who he writes that the famous letter to, and he basically thanks her for making donations because like her rescue squad tried to come save her and he was like, thank you for donating to the museum.

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And Katerina Greyfax is the one who is on Cadia when it falls and then joins the Celestine Crusade joins the Brutei Giliman makes it always a terror, then has like some sort of adventures with St. Celestine. I think Katerina may have been, so Greyfax is quite a Puritan because she's even suspicious of Imperial

1136
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which is like obviously, bro that's literally like the embodiment of the Emperor. And there's one guy who's not in belonging to any of the Ordos apparently, and his name is Lichtenstein, as I said before, Lichtenstein is just a guy who doesn't belong to any Ordos.

1137
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He's just there, you know, Lichtenstein about he's obviously, he pre sends people to war and he comes back with more soldiers if you know.

1138
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Everyone knows that history they'll pray appreciate that. That's kind of the, that's like the main thing about the Inquisition, I do have a bit about Eisenhorn but I'm going to say that for another episode because I could Eisenhorn has so much law on that and I'm think when we have this whole episode it will obviously be too much.

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Eisenhorn will be a video I'll be happy to make some of the time don't have any closing thoughts on inquisitors Inquisition or stories. Sorry. We do we have a donation from angry him up with for two euros, whatever pounds Thank you very much.

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Thanks and Celestine OTP shoe I got I'm getting my bro melt to show you away.

1141
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There's a fine enough, there's almost too much warhammer law at times I sometimes feel that. But essentially that is the Inquisition for today, polis technical stuff I have one last story it's not much of a story it's like three sentences of Lord it makes me funny.

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It makes me feel there was once an acolyte named Abigail Cruz. And usually when you go from acolyte to Inquisitor this takes decades and decades and decades. It took her three years because it turns out her father, who she thought was dead was actually an Inquisitor,

1143
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and he was helping her, you know he was helping his kid along, along the way get her into power. And as thanks for that the moment she became an Inquisitor, she denounced him for miss misuse of his power.

1144
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Wow. It wasn't it wasn't much but it's just goofy little guy position is a shit show. So people say what about that guy that Logan Krimna decapitated. Oh yeah, that was a great night I'm pretty sure it was no I think you did that great night and an Inquisitor.

1145
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I think that was also, was that the changeling? I think it was a home recording, I think it was Dark Hammer, but it's actually the changeling pretending to be Dark Hammer.

1146
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Nothing can ever just happen. Everything needs to be chaos. No it's been 10,000 years no things can never just go wrong on their own because the Imbarium sucks. It's always chaos what's narrative consistency.

1147
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And people says brought my Eisenhorn mini yesterday cheers. Nice. Thank you. Nice. That's pretty Eisenhorn is a good story to be fair, if anyone would like want to get into just like on the novels if you're in a god sounding knowledge of Warhammer just go for

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Eisenhorn it's a like it doesn't let down there are my own downside about those. We didn't say I would say crimson Hillary. $5 Thank you on the blood of our fathers on the blood of our sons. We swore to uphold the covenant God that speech is fucking great.

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Thank you brother. Thank you. Yeah, we've missed anything. Hope you buzz will like less and I thank you all the donations everyone made during the stream. Apologies for the

1150
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he's here. He's, he's happy to be here. We will be for people listening later it will be smoothed out. We promise.

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We've got some more Tiddas coming soon got some gaming streams probably just when we in the mood we're trying to do one up, at least one every week or two weeks of this state at this rate so be sure to pop along there let us know what games you want us to play because obviously we, we play, we were serious gamers over here.

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Truly, truly, truly not petition for more fortnight please. Yes, more fortnight, because I actually you actually enjoyed that so I'm gonna get good at that. I need to carry.

1153
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Thank you everyone.

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Star Wars to this actually I think I said earlier, we haven't done that.

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If that being said though I think everyone thank you so much for listening watching, liking this the streams, particular story plural.

1156
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We'll try and stitch it all together and we will see you guys soon on the next one I don't know if we'd, I think it might be a fancy one possibly soon.

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What is this.

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The biggest speakers in the work was alternate history hubs cousin. Jesus, I don't know if it's a compliment or an insult. I mean, I like his stuff and have for like a decade so Tom Lauren don't worry how you're already better than Colin, I guess that's a video game

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person. This is, this is absurd. I don't, don't say that either.

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Thank you everyone for listening watching donating. We appreciate you love you all.