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He got two phones.

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I don't wanna skip the montage.

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We do have a donation by Joseph Pollard, he says,

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... really tried to hide his crime and still failed.

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Truly an actual lore.

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A war crime, the bed not being made.

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This is a completely unrelated story.

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I'm gonna say though, a lot of it reminds me of a time that my buddies

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killed some random lady in D&D and stole all the money.

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So it was a lump-sized carpet and they were surprised when they got found out.

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It just made me think of this situation.

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It was a demon fork and knife.

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I do schizophrenia in a lady in D&D once.

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Because her husband was giving me unpaid parking tickets.

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It was a Sith Lord parking ticket scam.

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In D&D you can shoot the meter maid and nobody can stop you.

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Oh, you haven't committed unplanned murder in D&D.

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Are you even playing the game?

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In D&D, specified in D&D.

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As for the question of last week, I believe it was what would Conrad Kurz do to you?

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What crime would you commit?

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Hashtag justice, I believe it was.

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Yeah, hashtag justice.

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First one by absolute chat of the channel, absolute by Crimson Glory.

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He puts hashtag justice.

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I'd be burned alive for the crime of praying for Colin to no longer be in quotes, down

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bad.

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There's a bit of a theme for that.

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You're a true hero.

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True.

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New Jack P.J.

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I am what I am.

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Glorious man.

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Next one was by at gumbo821.

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They said hashtag justice, improper merging or some other traffic offense.

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He tackled me through one door window and out the other using my carcass as a surfboard

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across the Amazon.

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Lord.

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I have a donation by Donkeyman.

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How much money does Lorcar's make off of Colin Slander?

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Well, off of this stream so far, it's 100% of the donos.

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It's probably literally 50% of our donos at this point.

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We appreciate it.

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So yeah, we also got the first DJ meme of the stream in the chat.

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It's called his favorite anime.

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I'm afraid.

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DJ Beasts sent us a meme of me looking like actual Mr. Beast.

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I get it.

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I don't need any more.

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I did send to him because he was like, oh, he's doing like some Lovecraft stuff because

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you love your lovecraft.

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You may have heard of Mr. Beast, but have you met Mr. Fish?

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Back to kind of tricking.

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Oh glory.

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God bless you.

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I'm going to share this from at private software.

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Ever think about how your skeleton enemies and despite having no eyes or ears, the skeleton

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that's inside you is communicating that in from a skeleton.

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Like God wants to be free.

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The veins in your body are not wire managed properly.

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Tear them out.

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Tear them out.

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There's plastic in your veins.

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You got to get them out.

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There's bugs in your skin.

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Don't buy tuna.

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Don't buy cable management with your veins.

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Thanks for the donation Crimson Glory.

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Thank you Crimson Glory.

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Thank you brother.

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Thank you very much.

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Next one was by at all Queon.

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They said hashtag justice.

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Connor would skin me alive for breaking into the social security office and changing Collins'

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Alright now, that doesn't work now, but if you saw me in eighth grade, you would think

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Listen, I had the longest hair and there was at one point a dude in the store bumped

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And then I turned and looked at him and my voice that's been this deep since I left my

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mother's womb just said yeah no worries.

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And what happened to my buddy with long hair was leaving with my other buddy and when he

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came back my buddy's mom was asking me if he has a girlfriend and stuff now.

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Long hair on the fell is a blessing and a curse it sounds like.

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I went to a work meeting with some colleagues at work at an Indian restaurant in Guernsey

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I mean I don't want to shout at the bingo cars and say something weird but to quote

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Most critical ass is ass.

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That's the most reasonable thing you've said all of Lorecraft.

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For real.

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We don't discriminate.

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Where's that picture of Shad or the headshot?

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Nah, anyone?

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That's not the stuff.

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That's not what you say after it.

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The next one is by a Lorecriminal celebrity here, DJ Beast, he put hashtag justice.

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I'd be skinned for cyberbullying Colin so much, rigging his Fortnite games against him and

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destroying his most precious artifact.

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It was you.

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In brackets, Morathy body pillow.

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It was you.

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Anus.

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Anus.

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And the last one is at Terraris Pepe another celebrity says Conrad Kurz was skin me alive

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if he ever discovered my homestuck self insert slash fix.

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I'd, oh god.

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That was really horrific.

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I think I had an aneurysm even just saying that out loud.

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That was the question of the week.

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Thank you everyone for commenting.

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The next one is you get to make your own regiment.

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Tell me everything about them with hashtag regiment.

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It can be ridiculous, silly, or if you want to be, you can do it serious, but you know,

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it could literally be the Morathy body pillow regiment and they literally literally body

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people to death could be the only they only do WWE moves, whatever you want.

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That made me think that made me think of the cell video.

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Oh my gosh.

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They could be called the suplexes and they're only allowed to suplex their enemies to death

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and it could be that much law or it could be a whole paragraph or a page.

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It's up to you.

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Go and could be called the ex wife.

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They they they whine you to death.

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I expect some homebrew lore dumps.

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Maybe we could do a homebrew episode someday.

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That's hashtag regiment, though, but thank you everyone who did comment the absolute

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slam that's putting our children through university and college.

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None of us have kids.

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Don't thank me for that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I I'm warning off the baby crazy with all my might, but I can only I can only word it

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after so long.

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What is the Saddam Hussein?

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He was hard.

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He was hiding the star portal, bro.

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I was hiding the star portal all along.

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Go like four or five minutes and we're already at war criminals.

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Brilliant.

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OK, cool.

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Jesus.

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Speaking of actual law, though, today we're covering the first of probably many episodes

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on Asher Mullah Tarim regiments.

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Who was taking it away for the first glorious ordinary human beings in the real human beings

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just like from Drive, the movie with with Ryan Gosling.

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We do have a.

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We just do Crimson Glory.

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Five dollars.

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Thank you.

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Blood packs the best garbage.

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I mean, find me low key true.

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They're pretty cool.

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Before I go in, pack from Mass Effect, before I go in, we have I'll post the DJ beast meme

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that he's been requesting.

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It's got bald Colin in it.

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I have not seen season four.

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Oh, my God.

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I said something way worse to me.

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No.

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Wow.

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I don't know how to upload images.

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Wait, DJ, these are going to get us cancer.

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The URL is too big, much like my head in that episode, that picture document USA.

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Thank you for the two dollars.

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I'm schizo Max in this episode.

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Yeah, bro.

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I've been taking that frickin psycho pharma American pre workout and it's got me kind

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of it's got me tweaking as the kids say nowadays.

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Has the stomach been rumbling from the pre workout a little bit?

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It's a little bit.

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If I drink it too fast, feels like I'm going to get like an ulcer or something.

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It's OK.

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It's drink coffee to calm it down.

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If you have a hot snakes, what does that mean?

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It comes out like hot snakes.

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Oh, I do be happy.

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Andy is this another is this a British term or is he making things up again?

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It's a halism.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, if we were if we were trailer park boys characters, how would be Ricky?

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That would be an edit that trailer park boys.

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That'd be good.

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And you could be Mr.

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I mean, the call from British Columbia.

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I will decline.

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Thank you for the five dollar donation.

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Stormy shout out to the guard and the dwarfs showing elves that no matter where they are,

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what oh my gosh, chess moving, what setting they're in high explosive shells will find

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Yeah, I love I love dark elves.

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Oh, my word.

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Well, my gosh.

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Thank you, guys.

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You guys are truly guys are truly generous.

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Real ones.

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I believe a shooting five dollars, Eli attacking a pancreas less man.

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Don't make you special, but does make you the funniest.

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Thank you, brother.

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I'd be stealing his insulin for maximum gains.

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Joseph Pollard, five dollars.

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Call in a star is anonymous when all of lore has been on there was called.

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Did you go on there yet?

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Call I'm not but I without spoilers relatively soon, hopefully.

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Maybe I was on.

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I want I want my turn.

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It was very fun.

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And I told them to mention Fortnite and stuff, so hopefully they remember to.

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But Arch Warlock for two dollars.

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Thank you.

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When are you going back to the normal vids?

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Good question, because we currently will be will the quiz will be coming back not too

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We've made plans for that.

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So things we've kind of bit of a higher quality for you boys out there.

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So we are definitely pumped with pumping up more.

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We're coming back to the quizzes and stuff.

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The quizzes are coming.

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The quizzes and verses are coming.

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We have a new idea for like I have an idea of how it will be in the format with live,

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which will be fun.

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So I have ideas.

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I have many.

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Tom Warren also donated five.

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Thank you, brother.

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Dollar Redos.

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I believe it was at this point.

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The DJ Beast memes are the best part of law.

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We are the worst content.

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He's carrying.

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He's carrying us.

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He's like the funniest person in law.

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It was a high bar.

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So the comment under that Crimson Glory says how as an American, I feel you hot snakes

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are the worst.

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As an American.

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Well, it's clearly not a British thing either.

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You've made it up.

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Bro, it's like the only diarrhea is truly an epidemic.

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And bloody shirt music donated two dollar dues saying how getting two birds stoned at

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That's how bad my conversation is.

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It's not bad.

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It's just like I think is a better word for it.

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I mean, I am a local.

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I mean, we go figure out how to DJ Beast made it work.

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Nice frame.

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Your posters.

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Oh my God.

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What does that mean?

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I got I got to check out this meme.

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I'm pushing 50.

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He's called.

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Oh my gosh.

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Look at that.

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What?

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It's a new freaking gene stealer.

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I'm 25.

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Yeah, like they're the youngest.

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Trying to.

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I just realized me insane conversation of social distancing.

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Oh my gosh.

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You guys get the law.

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Thank you.

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The donation.

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Master Melon, Grimnirby praise.

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Thank you.

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Bunny cop to but our B 20 guy to but late but here were sold rigors vids.

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I don't care about the soldier.

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Soon they're coming.

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Eventually, bro, I got to finish all my neck on Lord.

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And then the Talon lore and then maybe the towel or and then the soldier.

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It's what's coming.

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I swear drinkers overrated.

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Josh, you back to the back to the man.

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Okay.

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You're shorter than I am.

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Yeah, I'm the shortest.

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So that means I have the most authority in the in the pit.

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I rule over it.

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I mean, to be fair, we were attacked.

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We would throw Eli at them first.

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Well, Ark Warlock, you know, you want to you want a quiz related to Thrones of Tartarus

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decay.

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Unfortunately, I only care about one character that DLC.

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Elspeth know I have a model.

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Is it Theodore?

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No, it's Malachi.

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Yeah, Malachi, Macarsen or whatever.

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MacIson MacIson.

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Sorry.

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Dare you.

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All right.

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My special interest.

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Just like you saw the donation.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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For the ten dollars.

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You guys are you guys are truly.

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So like keeping work crimes alive, literally.

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Hashtag Regimen Armageddon Legion behead orcs kill orcs their orcs into an industrial

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furnaces kill orcs with their own shizzy weapons shot shot at orcs with 20 paint blades

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eat orcs for breakfast.

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Eight orcs.

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Good man.

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Good man.

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Straight from Armageddon with that one.

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A mushrooms and toast.

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Lovely.

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Oh my gosh.

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You can't even imagine.

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This is just the chat.

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This is the chat on episode.

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Calling your 25 or 42 year forklift driver.

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Oh my gosh.

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Forty two year old forklift driver.

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I get that I'm aging like milk.

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Like fine milk, brother.

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Don't let him.

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Fine milk.

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Yeah.

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Aloudi McShootie.

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All this 25 year old in the Imperium.

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Maybe this guy is a perpetual.

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RB2020 guy.

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I'm out of breath, man.

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Colin's painting is as valid as his bed making skills.

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Sheesh.

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Oh my gosh.

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I'm literally, I'm like.

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You know, I do still have some recording I need to do for my own channel.

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I think I'm just going to leave.

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I'm getting fucking bullied.

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Are you saying how if you were sat on the edge of the street and you can just be like,

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just like shout at me for a pound.

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You do that.

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I already have the word insults in this little, this like this murder of law.

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All right.

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Well, while you like catches his breath, shall I do like an overview of Talon to start with?

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Go for it.

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Yeah.

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If you want, I mean, it's pretty much going to be starting with you anyways, Andy, because

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the start of Talon lore is the iron warriors lore.

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Yeah, I mean, I love Talon strokes with this because I mean, there's a whole book about

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their main stuff and going through that would take forever.

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And also it would deprive the audience of reading or listening to the book themselves.

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So let's just get into it.

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So Talon Desert Raiders, the first regiment we're going to talk about today.

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We also got $2 from Zeno saying Colin shaved looks like the Skyrim courier.

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Yes.

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That's the worst one.

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Oh no.

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And one from Tom Warren for $2, we do say Colin mock you on your own channel too.

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To be fair, without fault, the first comment in every video is it's been zero seconds with

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six views, bro fell off.

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Talon Desert Raiders.

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So they hail funnily enough from the planet called Talon within the segment and tempestous.

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Originally Talon was this beautiful agri world and an agri world.

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If you don't know what that is, it's like, what if you made a planet just for farming?

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Or green and verdant rolling hills?

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Think of the sound of music, but every single square foot of it is just like wheat or whatever

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and flowers and plants.

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And then all good things.

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Anytime this happens, this is a regular theme in Warhammer, everything was fine and dandy

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and lovely.

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And then the Iron Warriors turned up and ruined everything because that's what they do.

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So the Iron Warriors during the horrors he turned up and no one really knew at first

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why the entire Iron Warriors Legion was attacking this planet.

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It seemed a bit overkill considering it was like, this is a farming planet.

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But during the big final push towards terror, the Iron Warriors started laying siege to

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the planet.

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They virus bombed the hell out of it, killed all the plant life, forced all the inhabitants

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to get into bunkers and shelter.

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Their wildlife died.

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The entire ecosystem died.

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The Iron Warriors are terrible and they suck and they're big poo brains.

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And after the virus bombs subsided for a while, the people who were still alive went, oh great,

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our entire way of life is ruined.

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But we have got some tanks.

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So some Imperial relief efforts did help out.

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But what are the defining reasons why people like Talon in the community so much is because

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they just got into a like, they waged the single largest tank battle ever, I think,

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definitely in the heresy.

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But I want to say ever because the Iron Warriors already love their armor and tanks and stuff.

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Now you've got a bunch of mortal soldiers also fielding tanks and they're just going

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at it because if they go outside the safety of their tanks as the mortals, they're going

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to die from the resulting remaining virus bomb stuff, which sucks.

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So for months and months and months they're fighting.

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The planet is already just a barren wasteland.

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The Imperial fists, white scars and iron hands help in, help, they deploy a few units, but

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it's not like much.

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It's like fledgling forces of them.

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And they're basically going against the entirety of the Iron Warriors.

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And they and the loyalists won because the Iron Warriors suck.

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Because tanks don't care if you have power armor.

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It's a tank.

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Yeah.

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In defense of the Iron Warriors.

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Oh yeah, go on.

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They were on a tight schedule and they had to go because, you know, we were seizing terror

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and whatnot.

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And they were, this was like a personal interest kind of that they were assaulting Talal.

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I'm just imagining Perturabo now of like a clipboard, just looking at something.

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Quoters, quoters.

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Sorry dad, sorry dad, don't hit me.

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He's got that really scary hammer now.

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Perturabo is like a dead rat in the corner of the room.

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Like you can't ignore it and he ruins the mood.

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Tell me, tell me, tell me Eli, does that timetable unburn those tanks?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And to be fair to the Iron Warriors, the Talon and Loyalist forces had 10 million tanks.

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So that's a lot.

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Yeah, Talon did get reinforcements.

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I think that's even worse that the Iron Warriors looked at that number and went, yeah, we can

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do that.

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Well again, if you consider like they probably have like less than a hundred thousand as

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a Legion entirely, they've already been a bit battle scarred.

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Even if they kill like 10 each, it's still like we need to go like a hundred tanks each

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in order to win this.

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I hold that that's entirely on them.

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At that point, learn to pick and choose your battles, you idiot.

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Lutti McShootie also donated $199 reducing.

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When's the next Slop Stream looking at you, Khan?

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I don't know, wait till I get drunk again.

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I just like the idea that Lutti's sitting at the trough just being like, slop, slop,

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slop, slop, slop.

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Begging for colon slop.

463
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Oh, I hate it.

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Don't say it like that, Hal.

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Maybe we'll get another Fortnite stream going.

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Yeah, possibly.

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Fortnite.

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Yeah, we got the other lore crimes guys down with Fortnite soon.

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We did.

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Soon all will come to fruition.

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The metal crossover between people who love Talon and are begging for a Fortnite stream

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is the Ventiagram.

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It's almost overlapping.

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Completely.

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But following this battle, the Talons basically became like the chads of the Imperium for

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like mortal soldiers.

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So we like beat an entire Legion pretty much on our own.

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No big deal, no big deal.

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Don't worry about it.

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But the only problem is, even though they've been lauded as like, you're amazing guys,

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they've lost millions of their people and they now live on a desert rock with pretty

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much no agriculture, no resources, no strategic value.

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It's just a dust bowl.

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Great.

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Cool.

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So once the horrors heresy is over, the people of Talon are like, okay, well, it can't get

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any worse.

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And they start to adapt, they start to wear like desert attire to try and stop the rays

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from the sun.

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Because I think they've got two suns?

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Maybe?

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It might be like a Star Wars thing.

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I can't remember exactly off the top of my head.

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But they start to adapt.

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They've still got their tanks.

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They're still basically like, oh no, you put another meme up.

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You're like, what's this?

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I'm waiting to say something out of pocket at all moments.

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I'm going to pin that.

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But yeah, so basically, they've already been battered once.

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And then a few years later, I say a few years, a few centuries later, chaos comes back.

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Because they're like, oh, by the way, the reason we were like attacking your like planet

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that seems to have no strategic value, there's a chaos artifact called the Cursus of Algaron

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beneath its surface.

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And it's like an Eldari, fall of the Eldari thing.

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It doesn't matter.

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It's Eldar stuff.

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So then they get battered again by chaos, but eventually drive them off again.

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They adapt to the harsh environment by learning to grow crops in certain areas.

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They mine these underground tunnels.

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They live in caverns, but also in biodomes.

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And then they try as much as they can to move underground so that the harsh environment

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up in the surface doesn't get to them too much.

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They have basically been like a stalwart regiment for a long time, because even though they

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don't have much, they're still revered as like the best tank fighters in the Imperium

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other than the Astartes, et cetera.

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So they're in high demand.

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They're always at the forefront of tank maneuvers.

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The Imperium loves a good Talon armored regiment at their disposal.

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And during the era Indomatis, they fought alongside Robert Gilliman himself during the

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Indomatis crusade.

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And they've also been regarded as really good long range reconnaissance units.

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They like to use artillery as well as lightning strikes.

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So they're just like a really reliable, you put them in the thick of it, they'll see what's

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going on, they'll launch a strike assault, and then any other regiments can support them,

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because they're going to be like the tip of the spear, and then everyone follows in their

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example.

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They like to use the M36 pattern lasguns, plasma guns, missile launchers.

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They also wear these shemach scarves, which are like, they're used for protecting them

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from dust storms, but also from the glare of the sun, they'll soak them in water to

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keep them cool.

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And these are basically like, I think the main inspiration for them is like Lawrence

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of Arabia, or the Mujahideen, because it's like, ah, they've got like that desert attire

534
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and the curved scimitars and stuff like that.

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And they're really cool.

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Also Dune.

537
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We've got another donation.

538
00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,720
I say also Dune, because I think isn't like them.

539
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:06,640
Yeah, like don't they suck the water out of like dead raiders to store later?

540
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,640
Everything, yeah.

541
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:12,080
They do like have like, they get water from the atmosphere by using these things to like

542
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,440
draw the water from it.

543
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,560
But like, yeah, it's like Star Wars.

544
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,760
A regiment walking around with a straw.

545
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,760
It's the most threatening thing.

546
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,760
A lot of blue mills as well.

547
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:25,000
Yeah, we got this donation, by the way, from Reese Cream for $10 redo, saying, use it in

548
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:30,400
the super chat to let Colin know that my job let me name a line of adult products after

549
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,440
Warhammer fantasy characters like Teclis and Sigma.

550
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:38,520
Can you send a link to that Teclis one so I know where to avoid?

551
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,160
Well I might immediately pitch in the guy who's like, it's the credit guy, he's like,

552
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,920
I want that and he slams it down, gimme that.

553
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:51,960
Actually frick, the Talon literally have a Mubadib, a Lisa and Alagib.

554
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:59,960
Pretty pray Sigma would be a great, like pray Sigma would be a great name.

555
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,960
Give me that Elven twink.

556
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:07,480
We know what's going to be sponsoring.

557
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:14,120
But yeah, there's not much else I want to discuss because I know Eli's got a lot, but

558
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:18,200
I'll just say they like to award each other like tank battle badges when they do like

559
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,080
good acts of bravery.

560
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,960
When they're wounded they get given medals called medallions crimson.

561
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:28,400
After five years if they don't get horribly killed they get like silk sashes to show off

562
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,680
how cool they are.

563
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,680
Got five years?

564
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:35,800
Yeah and even like if you're a private or like a tanky and then you've got like this

565
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:41,560
sash, even if you're not like promoted to the rank of like sergeant or captain or whatever,

566
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,800
everyone will respect you more than the sergeants and captains because like that guy's pretty

567
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:49,760
cool and the color scheme doesn't matter, it just depends what materials they have at

568
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:54,760
hand and to this day they're at the vanguard of some of the most dangerous campaigns such

569
00:27:54,760 --> 00:28:00,160
as the spinward forward campaign and they're pretty damn cool I think.

570
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,480
And Eli is there anything you want to do add about Talon?

571
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,160
I'm sure there's a bit.

572
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,600
Yes yeah Andy's still half my lord but it's okay.

573
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,320
It's fine.

574
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,920
There's a rare Hal meme in the chat by the way, it's absolutely foul.

575
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:17,880
It's that Innsmith look I guess.

576
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,160
I love that from last week.

577
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,160
I can't remember what the original one was like, it's got that Innsmith vibe or something

578
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,160
like that.

579
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,320
Oh my god we could go for 30 minutes, I can't believe that.

580
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,400
Something about Hal looks a bit fishy.

581
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,400
Oh man.

582
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,400
Oh gross.

583
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,800
This is just chat lore at this point more than actual lore.

584
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:39,280
I'm so ready to shed my mortal form and get right into that ocean.

585
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,280
Oh my gosh okay.

586
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,960
Thanks for start welcoming your crimes.

587
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,960
Oh my gosh.

588
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:50,160
Maybe my chin should be in line with my chest, a full one.

589
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,160
Okay.

590
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:56,160
Yeah so Andy went over pretty much all of their like 40k timeline.

591
00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:02,240
Sorry it was Innsmouth Riz, thank you DJ.

592
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:09,080
But I have a lot of little nitty gritty Talon culture things to talk about.

593
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,920
First of all, Talon has basically nothing to offer but manpower as it is a barren wasteland

594
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,280
and everyone lives underground in tunnels for the most part.

595
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:20,840
There's gigantic tunnel highways in cities and stuff.

596
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,520
So all they really give is regiments but it means that they give a lot of regiments to

597
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,720
the Imperium.

598
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:31,840
Although they are very specialized so they aren't just like sent out to random war zones,

599
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:36,440
they're usually used as reconnaissance scouts and forward forces or anywhere where they

600
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:40,040
need hit and run or guerrilla warfare type tactics.

601
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:46,800
They are very good at tank warfare as Andy said, they surprise you with tanks somehow.

602
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:52,160
They sprint down the sand dunes I guess with tanks and their sentinel riders are actual

603
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,160
ballers.

604
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,040
They skate down the sand dunes and can kick up sand behind them.

605
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,120
$2 donation from Donkey USA, thank you.

606
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,540
Get in the titan Shinji.

607
00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:04,840
Thank you for the Evangelion meme.

608
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,520
So anyways they do use long range last combat.

609
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,640
Crimson Glory, more chat Laura.

610
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,640
Thank you.

611
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,280
Howl is truly an Eldris entity.

612
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,960
That brain of his is from another world.

613
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:21,160
I have one specialty and that's Warhammer knowledge.

614
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,800
You can't use it anywhere else.

615
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,720
The Riz membranes, sir I gotta choose that bro.

616
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:32,560
It was mentioned briefly a few months ago when we put the sector up from when we went

617
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,560
to Warhammer Fest and they were like oh it's nice they met the Riz membranes and I was

618
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,560
like oh I like them.

619
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,720
The Intimus Riz is so good.

620
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,720
I'm looking very naked.

621
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,720
I actually might change my name to that.

622
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,720
Because it's so good.

623
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,720
Oh my gosh.

624
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,720
Truly diabolical.

625
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:51,640
Okay I'll send this meme later, I gotta talk about actual war.

626
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,640
I am at least a five.

627
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,640
Howie Valentine, what is that comment?

628
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:58,720
Colin looking like, looking very naked mole rat today.

629
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,560
I am at least a five.

630
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,600
Oh my gosh.

631
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:08,480
You know what Colin, in my opinion you're a five out of five.

632
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,200
Oh thank you Andy.

633
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,200
Yes you are baby.

634
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,200
Ski worker bro.

635
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,520
I forgot the other regiments we're talking about already.

636
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,520
I don't remember.

637
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,720
Oh my gosh okay.

638
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:30,000
Anyways I'm gonna, I wanna, let me go a little bit tism mode on the freaking Teleran Desert

639
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,560
Raiders before we just talk about memes.

640
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:38,120
Teleran is probably the most unique culture in 40k.

641
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:44,120
It is very Fremen, Dune like, kind of like, they're kind of a mix of Protestant, Catholic,

642
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,560
and Muslim all at the same time.

643
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,560
It's very cool.

644
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:53,560
They have thousands of tribes all across Teleran so their culture is extremely diverse because

645
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,720
each tribe is different.

646
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,160
Each tribe has a different possible language.

647
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:03,920
They have different traditions, different theology, different cultures.

648
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,560
History is mostly delivered through vocal, through oral.

649
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,280
There's not much writing, there's not much literacy upon Teleran.

650
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,000
They do a lot of dancing as well so pretty neat there in my opinion.

651
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,720
I can imagine getting paper is difficult when you have no trees.

652
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,720
Yeah.

653
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:27,800
But as I was saying, the large alliances are formed through all the tribes, like hundreds

654
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,680
of tribes can get together, dozens, hundreds, etc.

655
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:36,360
Like the Bana, the Bana are one of the main tribes containing multiple of them, but they

656
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,840
have such vast differences in the people that they actually fight each other just as much

657
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:44,040
as they fight the enemies of the Imperium.

658
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:48,600
This does, however, make very good soldiers out of them obviously as they're constantly

659
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:53,600
having holy wars against each other, but it does mean that if you put two regiments of

660
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,260
different tribal alliances together, they're probably going to kill each other instead

661
00:32:57,260 --> 00:32:58,560
of killing the enemy.

662
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:03,240
If you read the book Desert Raiders, it's a hard wrencher right there.

663
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,780
It's a tearjerker, man.

664
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:05,780
It's a good book.

665
00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:09,640
There's two different tribal alliances put together and there's a lot of conflict, but

666
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,960
I won't spoil it.

667
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,480
Ludie McShootie, $5 thank you.

668
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:20,080
Andy out here trying to curry in flavors of two eldritch monsters and Eli and I'm here

669
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,080
for it.

670
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,080
I don't know if I read that right.

671
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:27,520
Collins, join me apparently in eldritch entity labeling.

672
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,040
Favor oh favors, I see.

673
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,040
Currying favor.

674
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,040
I've never heard that term.

675
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,040
Do you love currying favors?

676
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,040
Oh, I've never heard that.

677
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:40,880
It's me and the two eldritch monsters and the king of the... what was it?

678
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,240
It's like trying to get in someone's good books.

679
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,240
Ah.

680
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,240
Currying favor.

681
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,240
Currying favor or something.

682
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,240
Thank you.

683
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,240
Talon are literally the same.

684
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,880
Talon are illiterate.

685
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,720
A lot of them are, yes, illiterate.

686
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,840
The generals and stuff generally speak the high language, high talon or whatever.

687
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,360
I believe that's what it's called.

688
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,480
Where a lot of the other people speak like kind of a low language.

689
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:11,320
Commissars often want to learn the high language as it is the nobility language and there's

690
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,040
war chants and hymns and songs singing in that language.

691
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,880
Let's see.

692
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:21,760
They are extremely prideful people, very, very hot blooded, fiery people.

693
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:27,640
So an insult on one's tribe or family or even self almost immediately leads to bloodshed

694
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,360
and killing each other.

695
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,040
But that's where the tribe known as the Hawati come in.

696
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,360
The Hawati are mediators and scholars and teachers.

697
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,760
They're a tribe of something like 84, I believe.

698
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:46,500
And they come in and help the aggressors out because in talon culture you pretty much never

699
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,500
back down.

700
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:52,800
Losing face to back down from a fight pretty much proves that you dug yourself too deep

701
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,800
and it is a great shame on you and your family and your tribe.

702
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,640
So the Hawati help dig themselves out of the hole.

703
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,480
Two donations by Brian Isaacs, thank you.

704
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,640
Din Slyafist Cain, Caiaphas Cain, sorry, not care for talon raiders.

705
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,160
I'm not sure I haven't read all the books, unfortunately.

706
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:15,760
He, I can talk about this later, but he, he'd like, he respected their ability, but he thought

707
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,440
they were the most stuffy, boring like bricks in the universe.

708
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:24,880
It's like, God, none of you people know how to have fun.

709
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,600
They are, they can be very serious, but they do actually in their books, they have a very

710
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,680
good sense of humor with each other.

711
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,560
Crimson Glory, Talon sounds like jihad with big sandworm energy.

712
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,560
Yeah.

713
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,720
There's holy wars going on all the time.

714
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:39,720
Pretty much.

715
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,720
The Emperor literally is the Lisan Al-Ghaib.

716
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:41,720
Yep.

717
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:45,480
He is the Abba Abba Mushira to the Talon desert raiders.

718
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,480
Indeed.

719
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:52,640
He's someone who shouldn't have been in charge and caused a whole lot of people to die.

720
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:59,040
The Talon actually a very interesting, oh my gosh, they're very interesting and in-depth

721
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,600
theology is very, it's quite philosophical actually, the conflicts between each other,

722
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,520
which I really enjoy.

723
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:11,900
But one of the reasons why they're so hot blooded is, there's like, they're just saying

724
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:15,980
something like, knowledge given at the cradle is taken to the grave.

725
00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:19,480
So whatever is learned in the cradle is carried to the grave and the first lesson learned

726
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:25,760
by say, a Banna tribe member is that the Abba Abba Mushira is the supreme ruler of all.

727
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,600
Service to him is absolute and the second thing he learns is that the word of the oracle

728
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,280
is absolute, for he carries the word of the emperor.

729
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,680
The oracle is a very big issue on Talon.

730
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,240
And finally, the third thing that he learns is the reason why people kill each other so

731
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,440
much.

732
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:44,480
He must avenge any wrongs against his tribe, hate your tribe's enemies from the cradle

733
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,920
to the grave.

734
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:46,920
That is what they know.

735
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,680
It is the absolute law of their lives, handed them alongside an imperative that rightly

736
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,580
says they must remain loyal to the emperor.

737
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:58,000
So they carry their blood feud with the same conviction that they must obey the emperor,

738
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:02,980
meaning if you have two different tribes put together, killing each other and avenging

739
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:07,720
your tribe's wrong is just as important as worshiping the emperor.

740
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:13,080
So they can no sooner disobey one imperative than the other.

741
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,320
Back to the oracle.

742
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,280
The oracle is the Lisan al-Aqib of Talon.

743
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,600
He is the biggest reason for war.

744
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:28,440
Back in the day, the two greatest tribal alliances, the Dora Ha and the Makkali, were very angry

745
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,800
with one another and almost tore the planet apart with a civil war.

746
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:37,680
But a siker broke their truce and in the honor of the siker, they made him the oracle, which

747
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:44,200
created a tradition of the people electing an astral path from the people to be the oracle,

748
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,200
who is the voice of the emperor.

749
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,620
The emperor speaks through him entirely.

750
00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:49,620
It is absolute.

751
00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:50,720
He is infallible.

752
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:57,400
But he is just a man and the Banna are very adamant on the Himjean, just a man, and he

753
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,360
is not worshiped by him.

754
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,320
But the Torrenaic tribe, which is another big tribe, disagree entirely.

755
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:09,840
It's very similar to the protestant Catholic conflict, how protestants will hate on Catholics

756
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,760
for praying to saints and praying to Mary.

757
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:17,200
They say, you worship the saints and you worship Mary, but from the Catholic perspective, it's

758
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,280
nothing like that at all.

759
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,480
$2 Xenon donation, thank you.

760
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,000
Don't the Talon have lizard roughriders?

761
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Yes, they do.

762
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,160
I'll talk about that in a little bit.

763
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,160
They have old models as well, which is pretty neat.

764
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:37,680
Anyways, when the Banna agreed to the creation of the oracle, a lot of the tribes in that

765
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:43,120
alliance left out of religious principle and this formed the heart of the Torrenaic tribe.

766
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:47,000
They have been at each other's throats ever since.

767
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:51,120
So where was I?

768
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:56,520
The Torrenaic absolutely hate the oracle and in fact, when a Banna was elected an oracle,

769
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:02,120
the Torrenaic assassinated him, which sparked a gigantic war so big that the Commissariat

770
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:03,680
had to step in.

771
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:09,240
The Commissariat executed the leaders on both sides and told them to shape up and on the

772
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:16,440
outside they did, but on the inside there's still a lot of tribal fighting going on, unfortunately.

773
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:21,280
After the oracle assassinated, the Banna slaughtered entire tribes of the Torrenaic, so neither

774
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,320
side is exactly the good guys.

775
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,760
It's kind of similar to a lot of holy wars, obviously.

776
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:32,360
Is that why they were maybe a bit frosty with Caiaphas Cain in the light of?

777
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,360
Fucking Commissars.

778
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,480
We don't like them.

779
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,680
They were also that regiment was being led by a Commissar who thought Caiaphas Cain was

780
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:44,880
a heretic asshole traitor.

781
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:52,520
So we got a foul donation from Kiglof, so dear sir.

782
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,720
$199 thank you.

783
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,560
So which regiment has sex with horses?

784
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,560
Hashtag Bretonnia.

785
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,160
Probably the Attilens.

786
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:02,520
Yeah, Attilens are cruel though, don't be hating.

787
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,880
Xano, thank you for $2.

788
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:09,960
Talaran are best known for effing up Colin in Dawn of War.

789
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,560
We should play Dawn of War too sometime, the elite mod has cool Talaran skins that I like

790
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,560
to play.

791
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,840
Call me dear that, I go so bad.

792
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:23,560
I'm actually so excited to play more Dawn of War, because I actually won.

793
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:29,880
God, you cheated, you picked Mortarians.

794
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:34,080
You have access to every other.

795
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,200
I will get you inevitable victory.

796
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,080
Sounds like salty tears.

797
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,800
Alright we have Ludie Machutia $4.99 thank you.

798
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,440
I got an actual lore question.

799
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,520
Do Augrens adopt the regiment's lifestyle or are they too dumb to understand cultural

800
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,520
norms?

801
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:53,800
I haven't read a book with an Augren in it in a long time.

802
00:40:53,800 --> 00:41:00,560
From what I've read in some books, it depends, some Augrens can be a little bit smarter.

803
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:05,920
I know in the Mephiston book there's randomly a bit where some of them started carving their

804
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,280
own temple and worshipping the emperor and they had their own mini priest, but I don't

805
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,040
think they can go much further than that.

806
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,240
There's a supposition just to point it out, but I reckon the problem with Augrens in this

807
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:22,960
particular regiment, if it's a tank based regiment, that's a lot of real estate that

808
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:28,880
you're wasting for him to be loading cannon shells inside an already confined space.

809
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:33,240
I feel like Augrens aren't a good mix in that regard.

810
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,240
Bob literally too.

811
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:38,080
And maybe there's a hydration thing, they need more water, I don't know.

812
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:42,080
Bobby the Augrens fatty trunk is too much for this tank.

813
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,080
Excuse me?

814
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,080
He's farted in the house.

815
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,080
Get that cake out of here.

816
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,720
We could have just a howl bingo, dude.

817
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:56,280
Can we swap some of those me's out with howl on the bingo card?

818
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,280
Maybe, maybe, maybe.

819
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:02,960
You never heard the term Augren fatty trunk?

820
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,680
Maybe kids aren't so brain rotted, maybe we're no better than them.

821
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:06,680
No.

822
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,680
Honestly.

823
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,640
I've seen the stuff you guys have put and sent, you know what I mean?

824
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,320
Your sent is actually the same, but it's just a different...

825
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,200
Howl does love BBW.

826
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:21,080
If we'd be watching those Dragon Ball videos, I can't be hating on Skibbity toilet, bro.

827
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:26,080
I hate fat bitches.

828
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,080
I lied to you.

829
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:33,680
Everyone's freaking out in the chat.

830
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,160
Thank you Kill Harry for saying pancreas no-ris three times.

831
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,480
Four times.

832
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:43,080
I think we get it.

833
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,760
Everyone who's looking for a good YouTube brain rot subtype genre.

834
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:51,720
I've just discovered the Dragon Ball voiceover like over sexualized videos.

835
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,080
Holy frick, they are funny.

836
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,080
Oh my gosh.

837
00:42:55,080 --> 00:43:00,320
But anyways, we have five dollars in bloody shirt music.

838
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,600
Thank you very much.

839
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:05,680
Pretty sure the Talaran helped loose Taurus to the Tau.

840
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,960
Taurus is from Star Wars.

841
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,680
No, I vaguely know what you're talking about.

842
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:17,400
Taurus is in Nightseer Republic.

843
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,280
That's the first one.

844
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,280
It gets glassed.

845
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,280
Yeah, naughty malloc.

846
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,800
Oh my gosh.

847
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,280
Where the heck was that?

848
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:36,280
Okay, so the Turin egg theology that I personally really like, I think it's very well thought

849
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,280
out.

850
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,880
They believe that creating first of all, they hate psychers, which is why they hate the

851
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,880
Oracle.

852
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,080
They believe the Oracle's just warped spawn corruption.

853
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,080
But another reason why they hate the Oracle.

854
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,600
Okay, I'll read the donation.

855
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,920
Then I'm talking about this and I'm like, Jesse, what the F are you talking about?

856
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:56,240
Yeah, that's what that's how it's how half of our streams are broke.

857
00:43:56,240 --> 00:44:00,560
Thank you, angry Monculus for the two European dollars.

858
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,280
So anyways, theology, a great topic.

859
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,560
I said European dollars.

860
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,600
That's close enough.

861
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,640
Pounds is how would I see on my scale every morning, bro?

862
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,120
Well, you whatever man, whatever you say.

863
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,320
Yeah, okay, European.

864
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,400
I'll believe it when I see it, buddy.

865
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,000
We're all speaking European language right now.

866
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,200
I'm speaking American.

867
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,200
This is Washington.

868
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,200
Canadian, eh?

869
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:34,440
You do spell color wrong.

870
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:40,360
We spelled the English way actually in Canada.

871
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,720
But I say I still say Z because I haven't been completely mindwashed by the European

872
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:47,520
overlords who believe in the word Zed.

873
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:48,880
How insane is that?

874
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,640
If it's English is correct in England.

875
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,640
Okay.

876
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,960
Yeah, you got a license to say that buddy.

877
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,960
I don't need one.

878
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,440
Just need one right here.

879
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,920
Okay, crimson goy.

880
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,040
Thank you for the five dollars.

881
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,040
I guess I lied.

882
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,040
I'm still reading the chat.

883
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,680
I need an answer to the Talaran rules.

884
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,480
Did the Talaran have rules for S-Vess?

885
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,760
Talaran don't even have rules anymore in the game because Warhammer sucks now.

886
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,560
So I mean, I don't know bro.

887
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:24,720
Unless you mean rules as in like regimental rules in the actual lore.

888
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:25,720
I don't know.

889
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,040
Let me look at what S-Vess are.

890
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,840
I'm a club I guess.

891
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:35,280
Playing Warhammer at the moment to be fair is quite...

892
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:40,280
Again it's always like more into the addition recently, as in like playing it on tabletop.

893
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,720
It's a lot easier to get into.

894
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,120
A lot easier to get into.

895
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,520
My god is it.

896
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,680
Every valentine wants to kill us bro.

897
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:50,440
I think Andy is the only one I would not sentence to execution.

898
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,480
I would simply not be capable of restraining Eli.

899
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,080
Well I appreciate the last part.

900
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,120
I don't know what we're being executed for.

901
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,120
Bro what do you mean?

902
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,120
You're here.

903
00:45:58,120 --> 00:45:59,120
Every Friday.

904
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,120
You're here.

905
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,120
I'm here.

906
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,120
I'm here.

907
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,560
Tom Warren says American spelling is more efficient.

908
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,560
So true King.

909
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,560
So true.

910
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,560
Oh my gosh.

911
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,520
Okay I want to talk about my favorite freaking part of the lore.

912
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,320
I got the pre-workies still like...

913
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,800
Okay anyways.

914
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:23,800
So what the Turinegg believe in their theology, the coolest part about them is that creating

915
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,760
images of the emperor denies his boundlessness.

916
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,660
Or how can an infinite omnipotent being be confined to an image?

917
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:34,840
They see it as worship of the image and not the power.

918
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,320
So as I said before they also see Cyprus as vessels for corruption.

919
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:43,160
Suggest that psychic power makes these individuals greater than others also suggests that they

920
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:49,160
are closer to the Abba Abba Mushira, he who cannot be quantified or qualified.

921
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,960
They become a point of definition and you cannot have that in respect to the emperor.

922
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:55,620
I think that's pretty cool.

923
00:46:55,620 --> 00:47:01,120
Early theology in Warhammer is pretty neat because they don't exactly go that far into

924
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,120
it often.

925
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,120
It's usually just corrupt ecclesiarch leaders.

926
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,840
So seeing some actual like thought out work put in.

927
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:11,200
I guess it's old lore as well which probably helps a lot.

928
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:15,320
New lore don't really care as much I guess but it's nice.

929
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:24,160
There are some crazy MS though who they murdered baby daughters and kill psychic children.

930
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,080
You know that's how it would be sometimes.

931
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,880
Crimson glory, thank you for the two dollars.

932
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,600
Howie won 1776, English is ours now.

933
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,600
So true king.

934
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,600
My god.

935
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,600
My mom stole the language.

936
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:42,600
To be fair I've also got my license from the emperor that just says I can do what I want.

937
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:47,920
Isn't it most in America most people aren't like they're not genetically like descended

938
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:48,920
from the English.

939
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:51,320
Most of it is Irish and German.

940
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,320
Sounds about right.

941
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,320
Yeah.

942
00:47:54,320 --> 00:48:00,080
My dad's has some German and Irish in him so there you go he's from America.

943
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,440
I mean to be fair we didn't exactly send our best in the beginning.

944
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,440
Yeah.

945
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:06,440
My bad.

946
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,080
And then when you did we kicked their asses.

947
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,840
Our best?

948
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:16,480
I think we kept was it they kept in they wanted India more because they didn't get they made

949
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,920
more they made more money from India than North America.

950
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,920
Sounds like coke.

951
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,520
We could have stayed out of World War II.

952
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,640
We could have stayed out of World War II.

953
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:27,640
Listen listen.

954
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,280
World War II we could have stayed out of World War I.

955
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,520
All unified by our dislike of the French.

956
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,520
Yeah.

957
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,520
No matter what.

958
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,520
True.

959
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,520
Medieval France is cool.

960
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,520
I won't deny that.

961
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,520
True.

962
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,520
French history is actually very interesting.

963
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,520
Yeah.

964
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:42,520
Hundred years war.

965
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,520
History.

966
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:44,520
Et cetera et cetera.

967
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:45,520
I love you Jean Dior.

968
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:46,520
I love you.

969
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,520
All right.

970
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,160
Coolest woman in history by far.

971
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,160
Anyways what was I?

972
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,160
Why your mum?

973
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,160
She's called to.

974
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,160
My mum's still alive.

975
00:48:54,160 --> 00:49:02,040
Bro can't diss their mum with an ear shot.

976
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,520
Running dive slap you.

977
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,520
Oh gosh.

978
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,560
Donkey Man U.S. says thank you brother.

979
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,400
He says independence from Britain is one of the most widely celebrated holidays in the

980
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,400
world.

981
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,400
True.

982
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:17,400
Why did the Irish leave Ireland?

983
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,440
I don't well.

984
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:25,920
It was like a small conflict wasn't it in 19 or during the First World War and then

985
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,280
they didn't quite get.

986
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,280
And so many.

987
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,280
The North bit.

988
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:34,720
I think there were a couple of perhaps slightly induced famines going on before that.

989
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:35,720
Yes.

990
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:36,720
So much famine.

991
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,720
She bought my car.

992
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:44,040
Ireland might be reunited in our living sort of era so it'd be very interesting.

993
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,000
I don't do we is this what we're getting into?

994
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,040
I'm not imposing any opinions on it.

995
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,040
I like history.

996
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,040
Okay I'll keep talking about.

997
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:56,640
Did the Talon have Irish actors?

998
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,640
We're like an hour in bro.

999
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,240
We're not even done with one regiment.

1000
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:01,240
Oh my gosh.

1001
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:04,640
My favourite woman is the one who pretended to be a man.

1002
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:05,640
Who Mulan?

1003
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:06,640
Joan of Arc's the goat.

1004
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:12,480
Do you want to tell us something Harry?

1005
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:13,760
Oh my gosh.

1006
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:14,760
Joan of Arc's awesome.

1007
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,840
I will take no Joan of Arc slander.

1008
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:22,040
But I'm going to talk about Tolar now if I can frickin survive.

1009
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,560
Oh my gosh.

1010
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:28,720
So I'm just going to go through some of their rituals and beliefs because that's another

1011
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:29,720
cool part of them.

1012
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:30,720
Eli's into tomboy's.

1013
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:31,720
You know what?

1014
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,880
There's nothing wrong with tomboy's bro.

1015
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,880
All right.

1016
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,960
Don't be a hater.

1017
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,240
To be fair Eli's country was great at war crimes in World War One.

1018
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,240
That's right baby.

1019
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:41,240
Thank you for the $4.99.

1020
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:42,240
Big Canada time.

1021
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:52,400
So the first one of the most important rituals and traditions of Tolar is the... what did

1022
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:53,400
you say?

1023
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,400
The promise of...

1024
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,400
Oh the comments.

1025
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:59,720
Anna says almost half the British Museum is Scottish.

1026
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:02,800
Eli you just got to start talking.

1027
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:03,800
I know.

1028
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,800
I'm sorry.

1029
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,800
Oh my gosh.

1030
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,400
So the promise of salt.

1031
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,880
The promise of salt is an important ritual that they do.

1032
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,560
They can do this with outsiders who are like commissars trying to get in.

1033
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,520
They do it with other people in places of authority.

1034
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:23,100
So individuals share salt in a showing of trust and vows.

1035
00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:27,040
The one in power such as the commissar will take the salt pouch and pour it into the other's

1036
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:31,480
hand and then the other slowly spills it onto the ground and sometimes the other shares

1037
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:37,360
it down the line to another person in the chain of command and this seals them as an

1038
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,360
oath.

1039
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:42,600
So next they...

1040
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,400
Andy cut out right when you cut out...

1041
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,360
And Andy is cutting out again.

1042
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:47,360
Oh no.

1043
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,360
Andy you're quiet.

1044
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,160
Andy we can't hear you.

1045
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,080
We can read out these donations now.

1046
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,760
Tom Bourne thank you for the two dollars.

1047
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,360
Mark Twain also thought Joan of Arc was cool.

1048
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,360
Uh huh.

1049
00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,360
Anger Homunculus.

1050
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,320
Read after Tolarin.

1051
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,360
Eli fate exists.

1052
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,360
Yeah.

1053
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,920
Thank you for the two dollars fellas.

1054
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:12,000
I have one thing for Tolarin but I'd never know if we're almost done or not.

1055
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000
I am...

1056
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,280
Oh yeah I'm almost done.

1057
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,560
Do you want to save it till the end?

1058
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,560
Andy you're right.

1059
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:20,560
Andy's in the void.

1060
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:21,560
Eli just commit.

1061
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:22,560
Go go go.

1062
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,560
Just commit.

1063
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,640
Alright so next next next.

1064
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:30,040
They have ritual baths and often in these ritual baths they will tattoo each other's

1065
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:34,800
backs using needle and thread and the thread is dyed in charcoal.

1066
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,880
Pretty gruesome but also pretty cool.

1067
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:42,200
Random things like when they say 40 the number 40 they don't actually mean the number 40.

1068
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,000
40 means too many to count.

1069
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,160
So if he's like how many potatoes do you have and you say 40 and that means there's too

1070
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,520
many potatoes to count.

1071
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,240
Our brains on island now.

1072
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:54,020
They spit at the ground to ward off evil spirits.

1073
00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:57,160
Their battle cry as we war for the emperor Aya.

1074
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:02,280
And kind of some Islamic type stuff here.

1075
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,040
When they pray they sink to their knees and they face the east.

1076
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:09,400
Their arms open to the sky to receive the emperor's blessing and kiss the ground where

1077
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:13,080
they believe his feet to rest in absolute submission to his will.

1078
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,440
Very religious regiment.

1079
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,600
Super cool.

1080
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:20,320
They believe in heaven which there is one in 40k surprisingly enough.

1081
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,400
Paradise after death.

1082
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,800
And they believe speaking of the dead brings bad luck.

1083
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:29,560
Then they have good sense of humor even in dark times except for the guys in the sci-fi

1084
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,680
cane books apparently.

1085
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,680
Onto their tactics.

1086
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:37,920
We've already more or less talked about like I said their desert fighters guerrilla tactics.

1087
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:38,920
Extremely fast.

1088
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,120
They're always moving never pinning down.

1089
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,600
Kind of like the death from a thousand cuts type of way to do it.

1090
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,520
They're very good at outflanking and outmaneuvering the enemies.

1091
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:51,000
They squads have a fair bit of autonomy as you're going to be pretty far apart in a giant

1092
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000
desert.

1093
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:58,560
The fact that they can navigate a giant desert is already extremely impressive as like if

1094
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,800
you get lost in the Sahara desert you're just dead in real life.

1095
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:05,840
So these guys are pretty cool if you ask me.

1096
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:09,600
I talked about how their sentinel pilots are actual ballers.

1097
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:14,600
Now their rough riders, the lizard rough riders which they ride these things called mukali

1098
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,440
which are big xenos beasts imported from goro prime.

1099
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,320
They're not extremely fast as cavalry.

1100
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:26,640
They're not overly brave or ferocious but they're very strong and they can carry a lot

1101
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:30,440
of supplies which when you're fighting in the desert supplies is probably your number

1102
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:31,440
one.

1103
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,560
It is your number one most important thing to deal with and getting your troops water

1104
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,840
is the biggest issue the biggest hardest thing to do.

1105
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:44,520
So they also recycle a lot of water obviously through sweat and the atmosphere etc.

1106
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:48,800
These mukali have flat soft feet allowing them to run across the desert for a long long

1107
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:55,440
time and then go for days on end needing pretty much no food or water which means you can

1108
00:54:55,440 --> 00:55:01,840
kind of adopt the like first stage of demand how we can run for long distances and animals

1109
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:07,040
can't run for as long so we can outpace things and outmaneuver things so these mukali can

1110
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,600
outmaneuver the enemy as they can run for days and you wouldn't expect your enemy to

1111
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,240
be going for days straight.

1112
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,840
So pretty nice.

1113
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:15,840
They're gentle giants.

1114
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:16,840
They're nice little guys.

1115
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:21,760
Worst case scenario if you get stranded in the desert there is a lot of meat to eat.

1116
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:27,840
It's tough but it's how it is but yeah they're mainly used for their endurance and their

1117
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,360
carrying capacity and they have cool models so yeah.

1118
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:36,040
I have one character that I can talk about Captain Al Rahim.

1119
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,020
He's a freaking actual goat actual baller.

1120
00:55:39,020 --> 00:55:44,000
He's a I don't Lawrence of Arabia maybe I'm not sure I haven't actually seen that movie

1121
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:49,600
so maybe he's based off of him maybe he's not but he's wily and daring commander of

1122
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:54,360
the Imperial Guard he's a freaking devil of a dude he's captain of the third desert tigers

1123
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:59,000
regiment but he doesn't care for his position and he will often lead from the front and

1124
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:06,440
go off on super dangerous you know super co-op missions and he leaves the captaincy and the

1125
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:11,200
command to his lessers that he trusts because he doesn't have time for that he's got to

1126
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:18,640
go blow things up because he's an actual G. He knows the desert like nobody else obviously

1127
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:23,880
freaking death by a thousand cuts like I said before is this the desert tigers thing he

1128
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:29,760
once outsmarted an Eldar autark sorry Eldar bros what are the odds of that happening pretty

1129
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:37,240
low but you know it's it's it's GW and Eldar lose so he's he's extremely patient is what

1130
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:42,480
it is he will do whatever he needs to win against the battle of the autark him and his

1131
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:47,560
men tracked across an entire continent to outflank the Eldar because there was like

1132
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:51,400
a giant ravine or something that they just assumed nobody could go over so they walked

1133
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:57,520
all the way around it and you know Eldar's other autark came back with a head on his

1134
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:06,160
spike so you know he's very charismatic man cool and calm as always he's be he's same

1135
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:12,520
sipping tea on a paradise world as he is under a greatest amount of fire so yeah he's very

1136
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:18,600
cool he also has a sword of uh do I have the name of it here maybe I don't but he has a

1137
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:24,120
fancy sword he caused instant death on the tabletop back when he had a model that you

1138
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:29,400
could play in the game thank you GW for making Warhammer more and more fun every edition

1139
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:38,000
uh but he's he's cool that's that's all I have to say I think Colin what was your thing

1140
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:43,640
to uh I uh the the last thing I had uh just the only thing I had was that there was a

1141
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:49,000
small but noticeable subsect of the Talon deserators that worshiped Caiaphas Cain as

1142
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:56,040
a living saint after they saw him take down a demon princess in single hand combat that's

1143
00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:01,520
pretty cool pretty much is at this point yeah to be fair Juergen was next to him and he's

1144
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:06,520
a blank so definitely helped but yeah still more than most people could do I would wager

1145
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:13,280
uh oh also Alraham was thought to be dead but there was reports seeing him on some other

1146
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:20,200
random planet somewhere else in 40k I believe so now now I'm actually done Andy uh uh how

1147
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:30,560
how we oh no and he's gone so that's how we're doing Andy's here to talk about the cat chan

1148
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:41,600
jungle fighters uh I'll summarize them really quick because guess I'll die okay well we

1149
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:46,200
maybe we can combine forces and uh and talk about a little bit of cat chan and then we'll

1150
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:51,880
go into expert cat chan stuff uh next time thank you Joseph Pollard for the five dollars

1151
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:58,080
catacan knowledge in my head should I should I yeah if you want to we'll be for people

1152
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:03,040
listening we'll cut this bit in the middle here Andy do you mind if I start talking about

1153
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:09,120
catacan I well the we can't even see you this is problematic uh I think chat is it is it

1154
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:13,400
catacan or cat chan oh he's back all right I got it we got a thumbs up go for it all

1155
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:23,440
right we got a thumb of silence so catacan uh catachan okay no chat which one is it I'm

1156
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:27,440
I you can tell you can vote whatever you want I'm going to say it catacan I don't hear this

1157
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:38,480
imperial dialect I'm speaking constantly anyway this is British it sounds like catachan it

1158
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:45,040
can sound like whatever it wants I'm saying catacan bro this is this is not a democracy

1159
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:51,480
and we and Andy were saying we we prefer catacan so I know he's got my back on this one I do

1160
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:59,640
have more memes to post from DJ beast uh catacan I'm just gonna start going yep uh it was uh

1161
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:04,480
when it was first colonized you know way back in the dark age technology you know you know

1162
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:09,000
you look at the planet blue and green looks like a lovely little earth planet then their

1163
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:13,360
ship you know had some some things went wrong the engines you know kind of shit the bad

1164
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:17,760
and they crashed and then once they landed on catacan they were like damn this place

1165
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:25,200
actually is the worst this is a horrendous place to live uh the jungle is alive and actively

1166
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:30,160
hates you everything in the jungle actively hates you no one wants you here the catacan

1167
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:35,880
doesn't want you here it wants you gone uh old lord you could even take some of the animals

1168
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:40,440
on catacan in a tyrant army which has been done away with but you know it kind of hinted

1169
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:46,840
that maybe you know catacan might not be that way naturally that's also kind of been moved

1170
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:52,600
away from so that's probably no longer the case that was early warhammer goofiness which

1171
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:58,160
was more interesting than what we have now but that's a different argument uh but there's

1172
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:04,320
a whole lot of horrible things on catacan uh there are some of my favorites uh I have

1173
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:09,960
these written down uh there's the catacan man trap and the venus man trap which are

1174
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:16,180
both different variations of a venus fly trap just huge there's uh where's where's my favorite

1175
01:01:16,180 --> 01:01:24,600
one where is it there's a the strangle plant jesus it doesn't actually strangle you though

1176
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:33,540
it just traps you until you dehydrate to death there's uh the vein worms which numb the region

1177
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:39,800
they bite so you don't feel it then they lay eggs in your bloodstream oh my gosh uh what

1178
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:46,840
else what else there's probably and and the the barking toad from you know uh tts acclaim

1179
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:51,960
where it explodes and blows up through sealed power armor i'm pretty sure they have a mosquito

1180
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:59,280
that's literally like the size of a helicopter or something they probably do we do have a

1181
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:04,920
donation i mean i'll go back and read the one that we uh were dead for uh from bloody

1182
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:09,080
shirt music for the five dollars teller and also have good friendship with the craft world

1183
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:14,000
i thought we mentioned but maybe we didn't it was yeah biel tan biel tan and the desert

1184
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:19,000
raiders and the iron warriors fighting because the iron warriors came back after the heresy

1185
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:24,720
get the uh curses of whatever is called the relic uh biel tan eventually was like maybe

1186
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,720
we should team up with these guys instead of killing all of them so they team teamed

1187
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:32,880
up with the uh talon desert raiders oh colin's gonna die um oh no i just need to grab my

1188
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:39,520
insulin pump blood sugar's going a bit too high curious it's not there anymore uh but

1189
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:45,320
anyways so so biel tan teams up with the desert raiders and they fight off the iron warriors

1190
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:54,120
and then they uh buried the relic to be entombed forever then xenon thank you for the five

1191
01:02:54,120 --> 01:03:00,720
european dollars says how's favorite chapter is in fact dropping likely el's favorite chapter

1192
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:06,160
is in fact named after the great colonel iron hand strachan trust me fam i believe it's

1193
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:15,520
truly colonel strachan is a g truly unutterable again which is my man strachan's cum gutters

1194
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:21,120
isn't it the level of abdification good lord they called it in rick and morty truly an

1195
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:27,680
abomination xenon thank you uh ten dollars ten european dollars that's like a million

1196
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:31,600
canadian dollars thank you very much we've run into scorpion society this is a classic

1197
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:36,120
quote we've run into scorpion societies of battle tanks three men died from iraq last

1198
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:41,080
week and i sweated enough to fill a lake emperor help me i love this place it's just like home

1199
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:49,080
from the chan anonymous the real hearty folk uh necessarily so because they have a 75 percent

1200
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:55,960
mortality rate by the time they reach adulthood uh it sucks on katakand but the upside of

1201
01:03:55,960 --> 01:04:03,120
that is that you have an army of people that can stare down a chaos space marine and without

1202
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:11,480
exaggeration say they had to fight worse as a kid uh so yeah kerken sucks but it makes

1203
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:17,120
real good soldiers um there you know that does remind me of the i don't know if you

1204
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:22,520
know mention it the nightlords when they attacked you know that part the nightlords had a warband

1205
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:29,200
that attacked the planet and when they landed they realized they'd messed up because they

1206
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:32,400
like they thought they were gonna like ruin this regiment for the imperium and it turns

1207
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:39,200
out like the planet is literal hell holes nothing we like that you know you know the

1208
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:44,120
meme of like i'm not stuck in here with you you're stuck in here with me so the nightlords

1209
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:49,960
the nightlords got terrified of chatakan that's uh that's not even the only time that happens

1210
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:56,720
i'll get to that a little bit later uh but uh i could not find when i was uh looking

1211
01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:00,520
like my own video for them i couldn't find when they uh were rediscovered what happened

1212
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:07,200
what we got one second of andy on the guitar oh serenade us andy thank you if sly marbo

1213
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,800
fought gotrick who would win i mean i'm gonna give it to gotrick but you know black hole

1214
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:19,800
forms bro it's critical massive plot armor universe inputs uh yeah what's the beer but

1215
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:25,280
you realize damn these people are kind of kick ass uh we should we should probably start

1216
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:31,480
putting them in the guard uh they like flamethrowers they have a whole lot of machetes uh both

1217
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:35,920
you know they're very good tools for dealing with the jungle and as it turns out flamethrowers

1218
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:41,080
are pretty great at lighting things that aren't plants on fire too so uh they make a lot of

1219
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:46,320
use of that in their tactics uh guerrilla warfare stuff like that they'll stab you disappear

1220
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:50,920
into the jungle and then when you go to follow them either they kill you or the jungle does

1221
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:57,280
because this again this place sucks uh they usually you know they don't they don't really

1222
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:05,000
play well with other guard regiments uh to the point like they call kadians like like

1223
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:10,120
they view them as like children like oh you had to watch the eye of terror well how bad

1224
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:17,400
we live on katakand uh which given what happens in the great rift there might actually be

1225
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:24,160
some some weight to that uh complaint uh but they they don't they don't like other guard

1226
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:28,560
regiments they feel like uh you know you know how angron and the horse heresy had that big

1227
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:31,920
old rant to gilman like you'd courage and honor and then you of course you did you had

1228
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:37,320
it all easy that's katakand to every other guard regimen they're like uh you had it so

1229
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:41,800
easy we we live on this awful hell of a planet i don't care what you're dealing with it's

1230
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:49,880
nothing like our lives uh but yeah it's it sucks uh let's see they also tend to blow

1231
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:58,000
up commissars uh commissars assigned to katakand regiments tend to have accidents uh with the

1232
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:04,960
exception of a gentleman named colonel grease who took command of the katakand second when

1233
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:09,440
the last one came down with a case of grenade in his tent when no one was looking

1234
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:16,560
truly dark angels vibe with that he was uh he actually you know he he led from the front

1235
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:22,080
was a was a proper regimental guy they liked they liked uh they liked mr grease only kind

1236
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,200
of related colonel grease also had an ogren bodyguard named nork

1237
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:30,360
jeez epic i love that i love you nork i love you

1238
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:36,080
he's so real for that uh but yeah katakand the planet also has higher gravity than earth

1239
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:41,520
so their soldiers are because gw doesn't understand how gravity works they're taller and stronger

1240
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:46,840
and stuff than the average human they should be like dwarfs but they're not yeah but that's

1241
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:51,720
whatever it's it's cat it's war hammer don't worry about it yeah all their all their every

1242
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:57,400
single citizen's like shoulders are literally boulders man oh yeah they're all jacked they

1243
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:03,560
like other guards been nicknamed katakand soldiers mini ogren because they're just so

1244
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:09,800
jacked and huge we uh we have two donations stealthy 47 two dollars has cad chan muscle

1245
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:14,680
mommy shoot i have a broom i'm showing you back into the corner yes thank you for the

1246
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:19,040
two dollars uh tom warren two dollars slime arbor and garter team up to kill everything

1247
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:24,960
that sounds right the high fleets just implode and he has a book he's gone he's assembling

1248
01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:33,760
the illegal explosives or how did he get smarter did he put a suit on and then my god is that

1249
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:40,880
his death note they put the creatures of riverside in there that's hard editing software for

1250
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:47,480
people who are listening he's putting our names in it um but uh yeah and they kind of

1251
01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:54,920
just do that for all time be jungle fighters who are absurdly strong and crap um for some

1252
01:08:54,920 --> 01:09:00,840
you know some of their characters where do i have them listed down uh there's iron hand

1253
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:07,840
strecken who was eaten in half by a land shark and he just he punched it to death snuck up

1254
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:15,600
on an eldar army after that and killed them all so you know he's this is this is the baseline

1255
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:21,860
for a katakand uh special character uh there's sergeant harker whose lore i'm pretty sure

1256
01:09:21,860 --> 01:09:26,400
starts and end with he can carry a heavy bolter all by himself he's the toughest mf in the

1257
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:32,600
freaking galaxy that's what he is that's uh that's his lore he's really tough his heavy

1258
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:39,520
bolter is named payback uh and a regular bolt gun would you know break your arm if you used

1259
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:45,040
it yeah take a heavy bolter freaking they call him stone tooth sorry i was i was originally

1260
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:49,600
gonna talk about him so oh i'm sorry i didn't mean to that's fine it's fine it's fine uh

1261
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:54,240
yeah i don't have that much on it but they call him stone tooth harker uh and they have

1262
01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:59,240
a lot of crazy stories about him like he chews glass instead of tobacco and he places his

1263
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:03,680
hand in the searing flame so they'll blink in and the worst pain imaginable is a slight

1264
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:10,320
irritation to mystery living legend harker uh he leads the squad of katakand devils and

1265
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:14,480
is a very good problem solver his picture wouldn't make him look that smart but he's

1266
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:19,120
actually quite smart he can solve most problems though with uh nothing but pure muscle and

1267
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:26,160
payback so it works out pretty well oh he's got the old caddashang cunning and fieldcraft

1268
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:32,240
he's an actual myth and i'm pretty sure yeah yeah his story he one v one'd uh a tyrannid

1269
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:39,080
ravener unarmed and broke its neck and then killed the rest of the brood with payback

1270
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:42,840
pretty freaking insane all the all the tell are all the caddashang characters are they're

1271
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:50,040
insane do you want to talk about sly marbo or should i uh i can talk about a little bit

1272
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:59,240
he's he's sly marv first of all sly as in sylvester sly marvo isn't rambo this is this

1273
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:08,320
is just sylvester stelone oh my gosh some people don't even know if he's real he's some

1274
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:13,560
people think he's like a an imperial saint or a freaking demon or something he is uh

1275
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:20,320
he's the one man army of warhammer he is the marvo freaking arnold's fortune agar versus

1276
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:31,040
predator etc etc master of stealth and survival and traps and combat uh one time his squad

1277
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:36,580
got captured by dark eldar so he went in he walked right in to the dark eldar's place

1278
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:43,120
killed the archon and freed his buddies uh his like origin story is that his squad got

1279
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:50,160
killed by orcs there was brothers he had nine brothers my gosh uh his squad were in the

1280
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:54,960
forest they all killed by orcs then he went on to switzerland from predator style and

1281
01:11:54,960 --> 01:12:00,240
uh prepped himself he went back in there killed the war boss by himself and brought his uh

1282
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:08,000
head out easy i guess he also uh there's a there's a lore blurb where the entire thing

1283
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:14,200
is classified but he blew up a warlord titan i'm pretty sure yeah it was a just him he

1284
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:21,800
blew it up yep yep my mama had no problems with eldar child like vulcan oh he didn't

1285
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:26,360
only kill the archon he came out of the archon's place like on a pile of dark eldar corpses

1286
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:34,360
like one dark eldar could probably one v five regular guardsmen it's like an archon is you

1287
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:39,560
know it would kill half the imperial characters in the in the wars and he's getting fancier

1288
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:52,760
the more he's just notice my man is hype she's striking whilst being patched up was throwing

1289
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:57,760
grenades with his remaining hand and yelling what a g very true thank you xena thank you

1290
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:02,960
i think i think the bigger your knife is on cad chan the more important you are i think

1291
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:07,800
that's a thing they're like orcs and when one dies they like go stick their knife in

1292
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:13,320
a field uh and like tie their band around it i think the knife is pretty like they're

1293
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:17,480
sought after aren't they like the cash can no they're quite special and so a lot of people

1294
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:22,520
particularly is it orcs orcs look for was it someone else i think it's orcs who like

1295
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:29,200
they try and get and trade or like take cat chan knives with fit orcs i probably yeah those

1296
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:37,440
i mean they have massive machetes commando orc commando ah yeah that that that adds up

1297
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:41,880
they're they're all they're the orc version of catacan so that makes sense they try and

1298
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:48,280
steal the human knives uh are there any more special characters i don't i'm not thinking

1299
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:53,920
of i'm gonna be real there's like new ones but i don't read the new lore very much all

1300
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:58,840
right fair enough there was a newer book as well um this one where the one has like they

1301
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:03,600
have a miniature power fist on the front of it i can't remember the name of the book as

1302
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:08,480
well though elay angry captain caddison you couldn't remember was called claw of the desert

1303
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:15,040
tiger thank you thank you angry lemongrass with five european orcs uh i posted some memes

1304
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:20,400
in the chat from dj we do also i think me and collin we might have also picked out uh

1305
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:24,560
a smaller regiment to sort of if we're finished with the cash chan uh there's there's one

1306
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:29,040
more just they're gonna talk about what they did in the great rift uh when that happened

1307
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:35,160
so when katia fell a whole bunch of regiments just fled to catacan to be refugees and the

1308
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:38,520
catacan didn't really have an issue with them coming there but they said none of them could

1309
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:45,600
land on the planet because if they did they would just die uh except for one the uh tulosian

1310
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:52,820
gray raiders i believe they were a tulosian gray company pardon me uh so they were they

1311
01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:56,800
impressed katakana they're like yeah you guys can land and then it turns out they were all

1312
01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:01,160
trader guardsmen whose home planet only fell because they summoned demons on it and then

1313
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:06,920
now katakand was getting invaded and then all the tulosians died uh they landed on the

1314
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:15,680
planet they summoned demons and then the jungle ate them like they would the katakand soldiers

1315
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:20,640
would fight them and then they would you know the katakand would disappear and then they'd

1316
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:25,920
chase them and then a bloodthirster would get eat would get strangled find which is

1317
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:29,800
uh probably saying like you know maybe they have something to say in katia and so to have

1318
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:34,440
it a little bit easy because the same thing happened to them and they just were like yeah

1319
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:39,800
we'll handle it and then they handled it yeah uh guilt by the times is a good book yeah

1320
01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:44,480
by the time the endowment crusade rolled around to katakana it was there was no more chaos

1321
01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:54,120
left easy that was it they just they the jungle ate everything jesus christ truly the chicago

1322
01:15:54,120 --> 01:16:03,480
of flora planet it uh it does bring me great pain to say that while the katakand jungle

1323
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:09,120
fighters do have viable models they're not only some of the most hideous models in all

1324
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:14,080
of warhammer i think it's awesome but the rules suck yeah they don't even have rules

1325
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:19,880
and they get scout you can deploy them farther ahead wonderful that's it i love i love new

1326
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:24,480
warhammer they're also they're also guardsmen whose whole thing is getting a bonus on the

1327
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:30,120
charge if you're charging as guardsmen you have failed you have you have done you are

1328
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:36,840
playing them wrong you need a different army yeah truly uh you're gonna get good rules

1329
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:42,560
when they are good models that's the way it goes so never and he's got the and he's got

1330
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:48,920
the vtuber get up going now this this is my oh my lord uh this this is my this is my theory

1331
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:52,320
though they're they're never gonna give katakand new models because they're one of the last

1332
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:58,040
holdouts of when warhammer was goofy yeah so they're getting wildly executed yeah but

1333
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:03,520
the orcs are like goofy though they just they i mean they look they look goofy but like

1334
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:07,200
it's only the orcs that are allowed to keep that spirit going everyone else needs to be

1335
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:13,880
melodramatic now yeah the katakands have the nice like play-doh face look that's yeah the

1336
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:21,360
katakand has that intimidth riz yeah uh and i think that's really about it for katakand

1337
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:26,520
you don't need to know a lot about katak like five minutes of understanding katakand is

1338
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:33,040
really all you need uh they're very they're very simple but they're very fun andy have

1339
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:40,200
i have i andy have i done good yeah he does that's a thumbs up for audio listeners there

1340
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:47,400
uh so yeah read all of their lore never ever ever ever play and buy their models or do

1341
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:51,880
except for slime marble but i guess because he got an update i like their old models i

1342
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:56,280
also like the guy who's no pardon me no good good it's that i don't remember his name but

1343
01:17:56,280 --> 01:18:05,240
it's the he's uh like he's clearly the sergeant from predator oh yeah and or sergeant johnson

1344
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:14,640
yeah he's just sergeant johnson yeah it's it's uh i'm gonna see if i can't uh-oh he's

1345
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:20,120
one of those like 50 dollar guardsman models and but my my google chrome just crashed so

1346
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:25,080
i guess i will not be looking up that man's name because when i went to do it it broke

1347
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:32,440
oh no we're not gonna lose another oh no i'm i'm in i've got carl weathers is that well

1348
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:39,480
that's the yeah no yeah it's carl weather that's the actor uh is he even his models

1349
01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:45,080
are here speaking of that there does it we have any other was there like another favorite

1350
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:54,400
regiment column as well or jumping into my one uh going to yours oh well i've got one

1351
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:59,480
that is kind of not really seen since the horrors like heresy much but they i found

1352
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:05,120
out they do still technically exist and this is the regiment called the lucifer blacks

1353
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:09,640
lucifer blacks are quite cool because during the horrors heresy they were kind of a mix

1354
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:17,400
of regular frontline troops but also they dealt with espionage and security in a lot

1355
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:23,040
of ways they were often seen as like the absolute elite of the lead i think of all that the

1356
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:28,520
normal guard regiments of today they're very much just you're just soldiers that's kind

1357
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:32,160
of what you're expected to do whereas the lucifer blacks were a bit more than that they

1358
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:38,260
were like an organization that went alongside um legion fleets and they sort of acted as

1359
01:19:38,260 --> 01:19:43,780
i think particularly they're often in like elf legion books as well and they were extremely

1360
01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:49,840
effective as a bit where that annoying character called john grammaticus the one day perpetuals

1361
01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:54,360
love each other this guy is this guy's old he's got he's a psych he's got powers beyond

1362
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:59,440
belief and he almost loses to like just one lucifer black guy like he almost gets taken

1363
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:05,200
down by just one of them because they're just so good they often well really like sharp

1364
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:11,360
neat uniform they're very much what's kind of almost like weirdly enough it's a massive

1365
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:16,040
departure from what is like modern regiments where like they're almost an extreme cultural

1366
01:20:16,040 --> 01:20:19,600
thing taken to the other end this one's very much like oh this could be an elite operative

1367
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:25,720
unit kind of anywhere and after the horrors sorry after the horrors heresy they kind of

1368
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:32,480
went massively downhill they got absolutely downgraded because they'd earned such renowns

1369
01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:38,720
during the great crusade and horrors harris oh no more more memes in the chat people and

1370
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:45,200
he got the collin data what the fuck why am i getting a strain uh don't say the donation

1371
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:49,040
says did andy unlock the fortnight season pass or is he preparing to receive visits

1372
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:56,800
from women of dubious reputation both perhaps which really got the lord christ battle pass

1373
01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:05,640
less data when i dress fine the lucifer blacks after the great crusade and horrors heresy

1374
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:10,520
they'd earned such renown they were essentially the best of what human like normal humans

1375
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:17,160
could be and because of that they they were often like around or allowed like guard places

1376
01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:22,320
particularly on terror as well alongside other regiments and this meant that people then

1377
01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:28,560
were more concerned with getting their you know my my second son on my you know my favorite

1378
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:34,600
child into the lucifer black so over time they became more like a pageant like a like

1379
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:40,400
a sort of shadow of themselves they were essentially filled with over time like degrading levels

1380
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:46,560
of recruits to the point where i think it's m32 when the war of the beast began they were

1381
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:51,120
massively seen as like oh you know look how glorious past they hadn't done anything in

1382
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:56,720
a hot minute and they were kind of like an embarrassment but with the massive like war

1383
01:21:56,720 --> 01:22:02,480
and the war of the beast threatening they kind of re-emerged and they sort of like the

1384
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:06,960
people who were the lucifer blacks at the time basically went we know we ain't we ain't

1385
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:12,080
hot shit right now but we could be give us another chance imperius they fought alongside

1386
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:19,680
the imperial fist like you know last war protocol and they sort of managed to re-establish themselves

1387
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:25,680
like a sort of serious legion a serious regiment and now they are essentially re-established

1388
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:32,040
back to that their former strength and they now fight their modern regiment to today there

1389
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:36,760
i don't think i've seen like i mean i look up what their visuals are but they are known

1390
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:41,120
for like being pretty clean cut and they're not as wacky as some of the other regiments

1391
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:47,840
but i do like them simply for the fact that they pretty much at one point were like seeing

1392
01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:51,840
the lucifer blacks was just as threatening as fighting sort of a start he's at some point

1393
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:56,200
they were like oh god we are gonna die just like it's not like oh you know the cash out

1394
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:59,560
and jungle fighters were fighters they know they're great individual this is like this

1395
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:03,840
is a regiment that's actually going to like destroy us you call it ambience right now

1396
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:11,760
pardon me the dogs are going a bit off that's like that's just one of like my little that's

1397
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:14,560
one of the little spicy regiments here again like the future episodes we're going to talk

1398
01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:21,680
about i think the more bigger ones we'll try and give a bit more of a whole episode two

1399
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:26,280
this is so mean this is such a mean meme i'm still saying you're so mean in the chat i'm

1400
01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:36,440
still saying um the kadians need their own episode to be fair oh man

1401
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:41,480
oh please stop commenting about things and jars please stop commenting about things and

1402
01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:47,520
jars please for the poor listeners out here who don't see the absolute heinous does anyone

1403
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:50,560
want to read out some of the more heinous comments that we're receiving at the moment

1404
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:57,640
somebody said this is calling the calling just get back from rehab somebody this is

1405
01:23:57,640 --> 01:24:02,160
a cause not cool enough for rehab you know i have a perfectly normal social life outside

1406
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:10,280
of this fucking channel i hope you know jesus christ for in quotes by jack dole doors for

1407
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:17,440
the jar yeah i'm disgusted um i think that's kind of that's all is that i think for now

1408
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:22,160
that's like our first sort of foray into guard regiments like there's like there's just so

1409
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:27,440
many of them but we'll probably spitting them up into a few different uh episodes as well

1410
01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:33,600
um anyone else wants to add anything more to the name of jar comments we got we got

1411
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:38,800
we got time for like two ford night games for what i'm just saying bro this is actually

1412
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:47,680
about spotify when you have a serious that'd be very funny uh i do was it someone said

1413
01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:56,000
um who the hell just typed isn't calling the tallest amongst us absolutely not no and he's

1414
01:24:56,000 --> 01:25:00,800
hung up a notepad here saying this is an accessible stream zero faults for everyone who's just

1415
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:07,680
an audio listener um without again never before seen technical issues on logmime stream i hope

1416
01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:15,760
you read my super andy i love you um anything on elysian drop tubes troops they'll get their own

1417
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:22,160
episode but you don't want to talk about too many uh i like the jacob be maccabi and janice series

1418
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:27,040
they're cool but especially the cannon fodder when harley comes visiting because stody's got

1419
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:31,760
the guard treatment yeah they did thank you stealthy 47 the author messed that up no he didn't

1420
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:37,680
but i'm fine with him i'm fine with saying he didn't it was on purpose uh custodians custodian l

1421
01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:46,400
uh harlequin better truly works for me you see you know what one of those two factions has a

1422
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:51,440
god that's still kicking about not stuck to a chair it's not the custodians technically the star

1423
01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:58,960
charlotte is still around okay no the starch that whole thing got undone no a lot it did now

1424
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,960
now do you know what did they bring to the death

1425
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:09,200
bro okay this we're not gonna do it too much now but the end of death proved that the emperor's

1426
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:14,000
like the godlike power part of the emperor the bit like that empowers saints and miracles

1427
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:19,040
yeah there's a piece of the emperor like he cut off from himself and it's in the warp and that's

1428
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:25,360
called the star child so it came back around i hate that kind of stuff i like it it's actually

1429
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:30,800
really i mean i actually do like it yeah why can't he just be one guy because it's crazy the emperor's

1430
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:37,360
like the mortal being on the throne like the undead slash human thing and then the actual

1431
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:42,640
godlike power there's an actual entity like you know how sinesh was bubbling up into something

1432
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:47,360
essentially is saying like that like they're about to create humans are about to create our own

1433
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:52,000
version of sinesh but it's the emperor for the older version where it's just one of the many

1434
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:59,200
fragments of his soul that's split over the 10k years on the throne it's described like that but

1435
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:04,240
again i'm not doing it justice it's hard to it is it's not like a two-minute conversation

1436
01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:12,720
modern nations here drunken cow 13 i think andy has the sickest drip of all of us true

1437
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:18,960
my fashion sense doesn't i'm half i'm like halfway to the man he has for fashion sense

1438
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:26,400
and uh drosipa on a great stream we got to see the dress mermen's andy's unse tattoo makes mine

1439
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:35,360
look like a fucking yeah we're all like pretty you know covered up lose the shorts

1440
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:44,480
thank you everyone so much for listening and watching though thank you very much

1441
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:51,920
just the donations that came throughout truly diabolical start to this stream truly diabolical

1442
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:57,120
thank you for the donations really appreciate it and thank you one more speaks to a skeleton

1443
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:07,520
thank you so much uh next week is i think a tier list or possibly equivalent decided yet um or

1444
01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:12,880
maybe a video game stream oh might be doing something for gaming streams in the meantime

1445
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:17,600
thank you guys so much for listening uh we should always say at the beginning like and subscribe

1446
01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:23,120
so we started at the beginning we should beg on our knees for it at the beginning um but thank you

1447
01:28:23,120 --> 01:28:28,480
guys who listened so far that was some imperial guard lore and we'll catch you in the next one

1448
01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:33,920
peace bye bye laughter is about to make me have another dreadnought moment goodbye everyone thank

1449
01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:47,920
you for coming night truly the insmouth drip