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I'll be 30 by the time 11th happens.

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I think we're live!

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I'm going to be 30 by the time 11th edition comes about.

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Hello everyone!

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I'm coming older.

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It's a strange phenomena Hal is whinging about.

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Oh my god, as time passes I get older.

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Oh no.

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I don't look 30.

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Or not 30 yet.

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Neither do I because I'm so handsome.

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That's because it's 2024.

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30 is the new like 20.

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I'm officially going to have to shave all facial hair to immediately look younger so

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I can still...

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Embrace it.

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You probably look 20 if you shaved.

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Yeah, embrace.

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Embrace the grey hairs.

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Look, I've got the grey hairs coming in already.

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Nearly 40 at this rate.

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Embrace the beard.

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Speaking of grey hairs though, who's ready for some 10,000 year old lore from the Horus

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Heresies?

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Check out that transition right there.

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Look, bed made.

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Somebody said your bed is made.

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Look, it's made.

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It's the nicest thing you guys have said to Colin in frickin' ever.

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The bed is made.

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Pretty much.

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Oh my god.

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I don't hate invincible, I think it's fine.

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I just don't think it's...

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Yeah, I don't want to think about it.

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Everybody wants that today.

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Shout to the Fortnite stream.

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You guys, check out, call it a nice Fortnite stream.

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It's fun.

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No, don't check it out.

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Don't look at that stream.

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Just watch the last five minutes and that'll solve it.

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I'm going to go to bed.

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I'm going to go to bed.

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I'm going to go to bed.

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Don't check it out.

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Don't look at that stream.

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Just watch, just watch the last five minutes and that'll sum up our gameplay.

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Watch the 50 clips I had sent to me all about the end.

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Welcome, everyone.

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Today we're talking, well continuing, with Legion lore from the Great Crusade, not our

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Fortnite collapse.

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Yes.

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The absolute failures in the last two minutes.

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But today we'll be covering some more legions lore. We've got Nightlords, Blood Angels and

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World Eaters. It's a bit of a bloody trifecta to be fair. This one will be pretty horrific,

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but hopefully we will enlighten you to perhaps some of the most gloriously evil and some noble,

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some noble creatures amongst these Astartes. But before that we get into it. Colin,

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with this question of the week, I hear it's been pretty rough. Of course. Yeah. It was,

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what would you be the god of and what would your path to godhood look like? Hashtag godhood.

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I'm going to start with the one that isn't me getting lit up because there's quite a few of

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those. There is, I've immediately lost the person's name. I didn't write down their name. Son of a

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bitch. All right. We're going to start with the second one then on account of me losing it.

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The second one will come back is by chnchninkf. That is a mouthful. Hashtag godhood. I'll become

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the god of V-Turburs and have Colin become a follower slash zip. You spelled it wrong,

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but you did follow the criteria of cooking my ass. So. This one says something else like,

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are you proud of a legacy? And in a weird way, like kind of proudly disgusted by it.

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I'm proud that I ruin everything I touch. We have two notifications. Thank you ZanZero

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for being a member for seven months. My two faves, hell yes. I don't know which two you're

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talking about. Three buttons. They're all cool. So good. Joseph Paul are $10. Thank you.

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Colin. I'll send 10 more dollars if you unmake your bed. Oh, I mean, well, you heard the man.

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There's a dog on it. You heard the man. Just lit up a corner. He is unmade.

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I'd be making eggs. I'd be eating raw eggs for five bucks.

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Let's finish right reading the fucking thing. All right.

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All right. Talk about if I'm going to have to do like a hot ones. Wouldn't we?

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Next one. Next one. Yeah. I found it. Not to alarm anyone, but I can't physically hear anyone.

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My headphones has made an exploding noise and now I can't hear anything. Please bear with me

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and continue the show. I'm going to try and fix what the hell's going on. I'm so sorry. Next one

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is a word at batshit36. Respect it. My Pat the Godhood would include in no particular order,

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anime girl thighs, Ronald Reagan, an inappropriate amount of Kool-Aid,

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taco bell, but he spelled bell wrong and a bad Jamaican accent. Oh, that sounds like a nice

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cause. I said he would become a God every other Tuesday or night. What are you doing on Tuesdays?

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That sounds horrific. That's quite, yeah, it's quite that actually got worse with every

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and then the last one at hermitberg8481. My quest to Godhood would making Colin have good

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aim on Fortnite. Pray for me. He is absolutely slamming his desk there because he's truly,

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truly passionate about he spelled my name. C O L L E N bro. We have a donation by incoming back

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up. I might be called back to the military very soon, so not fun. So I'm going to send the funny

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messages. First thing, boing gob clap. Also, have you seen the new AOS magic rules seems kind of

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effing baller. I haven't. I haven't. I knew one guy was going to be mentioned when I saw your name.

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Thank you, brother. Thank you. I hope that goes well. I hope you do. Okay. Yeah. Shout out to

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boy. Boy and gobble always be with you as well in your heart. We'd like a symbol, like a hand motion

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thing to do for Colin. And then we get it going. Is that the last one of the question that we call

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on or is that? Oh yeah. So I mean, there was more about me, but you know, shout out to people who

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are roasting Colin. We appreciate it. Yeah. I lost us that round and Colin got all the blame for it.

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So Colin's teacher is coming out in his correcting of spelling bowl.

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It's my name. Don't worry. I spelled Colin's name wrong for like quite a while, but two L's in it.

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At least that's common. Where did the E come from?

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Colin, like I'm pollen.

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Oh my gosh. Even a God couldn't make Colin

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Colin good at fortnight. Thank you. Tom Warren. Thank you. Donkey man USA.

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The $5. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Colin can read it. Oh damn you, Colin. I listen to slayer. Not how am

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I supposed to paint my skitari rats while crying over Felix. The tears are great for watering down

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the paint. So, Oh, I go, I kind of go to hard thing. DJ B's. Thank you. I was paste. Oh, Colin. I love

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it. So it's currently painting elder. There we go. We got to love gas lighting or L's.

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Thank you guys. Thank you brothers. The new question of the week we have, I think,

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is it called not Eli? Do you remember which one we put there? It's the, it's the question of the

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week, but it was Eli's question. So it's Eli's brainchild. First we have RP 20 guys. I assume

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this is the guy in Andy's discord for $2. Thank you. You think your name is light. I might be wrong.

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You might just be someone else, but still waiting for a long soul drinkers video guys. It'll happen.

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One day. I will do the expert section. I'm not reading six books of soul drinkers. I will because

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they're purple. And so that means they're all very powerful. Dude, I haven't read any of the horse

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heresy. What makes you think I'm going to, I'm going to read random space. And they're great books

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in there, brother. Yeah. At least horse hair, see space means lose space marine novels. It's 40 K.

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They just lose cause they're fighting other space. Yeah, I know. It's as much as you can get.

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Oh, I can ask. Well, anyway, anyway, our question of the week is, uh, what crime would you be

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condemned by Conrad curse for? So what would he probably play you alive for doing? Uh, what is

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our hashtag? Hashtag justice, hashtag justice. Let us know in the comments, please. And thank you.

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I think our crime would be our Fortnite gameplay. I think Conrad will come after us after one of

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those terrible accents. Right. Turn on red and one of the lights. You're not supposed to do that.

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I'm like, I'm just going to get ripped in half. I think Conrad would be broadcasting house demise

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over half the things this guy says. I would say my crime is smuggling clearly. Legit. Ignore that.

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I'm just messing. There are many more crimes. Conrad, what do you think I do in my free time?

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I'm a war hammer. You too. Sometimes halo and battle tech. What the fuck do you think I'm doing

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out there? It's okay, guys. We all know no war hammer. The more it's like the scale,

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the more war hammer knowledge you have, the less Riz. So we appreciate one of us is married. You

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have a girlfriend. We're okay. It's 50 something. So you find someone as weird as you. It works.

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It works. Very true. That's the whole, that's the magic. You learn things. But speaking of learning,

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I just got up. I'll go ahead. I just need to find me a woman who you bring up the Altmer and she

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busts out the knife ear racial slurs and I'll know if I've won. Okay. I'm going to make an

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edit and edit right now. Hermit back $5. Thank you. Although I just tuned into Colin reading my

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message. Maybe drop my Morathe body pillow. You guys are the best. Hey, can you, uh, can you make

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like a copy of that? Don't send him the same one. You send me a link. No, yeah. Please don't send

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me the same one. No, yeah, please. Why is it walking? I thought there's supposed to be a still

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a pillow is quite stiff. I don't know. I don't get it. What's going on? I'm hearing this in Alex

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Jones, like screaming. The pills they walk. Obama. What did he say? You have a DBZ mug. I wonder why

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you have the mug is the least offensive thing. I got a Vegeta tattoo. No, I'm not reading that

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donation. That's already me for my Isha jar. Thank you. Douglas Watson. I've had enough in my life.

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People mentioning jars. I don't need to get away from jars. Is it a Mason jar? Jar.

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Sam Kaufman. I'm going to begin the episode.

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It's one from Sam Kaufman for two euros. Uh, euros, dollars, dollars, euros. Yeah.

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You said just as weird as I am, not infinitely more. Incoming backup. Thank you. Uh, incoming

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backup donated 30 squigglies said lurking in the ever dark, ever dank and praising boeing God

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because Conrad is a filthy non-believer. And when our artesary law will jump once again,

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he will be one of the first to be squashed under his velocity. True. Yes. We love him.

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Okay. The law. The thing that keeps us employed. We're talking about great crusade law. And we're

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going to begin with perhaps the most wholesome. All the legions, definitely the people who have

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body pillows, but for all the wrong reasons, we're talking about the nightlords, eight legion

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brothers. Um, not for the right reasons. Let's not go there. Um, God damn it. Uh,

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cause like Croson Glory here just says, um, jar squatter video destroyed by Inversomes.

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I'm going to get another drink. Hold on. I'm overstimulated by this. I'm just,

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nightlords Legion. Okay. Brothers. The nightlaws story begins. Well,

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perhaps in Chicago, it could have been Chicago, but this is 30 K Chicago. They started by gaining

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recruits from like crime sinkhole people who like in lost areas, which never had like any sunlight.

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And these are like the forgotten and like the sort of broken people under terror. And the

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emperor of mankind decided, Hey, they look like they would be amazing for like building the

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greatest empire ever known to man and building the future humanity needs to live off. So these

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and then the guy at the tree just going, yeah. So these people were pretty like,

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they were hardcore. They're pretty, a lot of them were quite like almost

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their skin was like completely pale, even just as regular humans. Cause again, like none of them

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had seen light for decades even at some point. And these people started getting recruited into

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the growing imperium of man and they would become the first members of the eighth Legion. I can't

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remember Andy, if there's an original name for the eight Legion, some, a lot of the Legion,

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we don't know which one's just completely lost to time. I think Colin might have to check on it

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there. Or something looks like it was just kind of the nightlords. It might've been adopted as a

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cause some, some prime marks, they actually kept their original Legion names as well. So it might

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have been that case. So they were originally just known as the eighth Legion. They didn't get a name.

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They just said send in the eight. To be fair, the first Legion was literally, the dark ends

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were literally just called the angels of death. Yeah. Yeah. I just liked the idea of they're like,

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Hey guys, we're going to transform you from a bunch of murdering psychopaths and criminals to

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a bunch of murdering psychopaths and criminals. Yeah. Brilliant. A donation by Zano saying,

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knowing Colin's luck, he'll get the girl that asked if he goes to the cloud district often.

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I broke, don't give me the scene. Have you guys seen the memes about like, if ever you see a

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girl who's a fan of the nightlords, just like run, run away. Yeah. Yeah. Do not, do not trust

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the nightlords fan. I'm in those night, those they're like Gojo fans. I haven't seen that show,

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but I know that those women have said, I don't even know what that is.

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I get it. So these criminals, you know, criminal scum were all United and they were turned into

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space Marines because why not? And they will be sent, you know, fucking rocketed out, you know,

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good old football throw armed into the great crusade in the stars to go build and conquer,

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you know, non-compliant quote, in quotes, non-compliant human civilizations and

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Xenos probably killed a few Eldar because they deserved it. You know, they, okay.

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They had a weapon on them. It's fine. But this lesion would go on for quite a few decades.

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They were missing their prime mark. They're probably a few, probably word,

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jealous of all the other ones who did have their prime mark, but they wouldn't be jealous of very

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long because on the world of Nostromo, which a brief description of the strom. It's permanent

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night. It is darkness. It is basically pollutants, the planet completely circling an almost dead

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star. Like it's an incredibly cold and dark world. And this is where good old prime mark Conrad

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Coors would land upon a donation by neon. LF grades. Thank you, brother. Says enough roasting.

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Colin, you have a very nice, you have very nice facial hair and a good voice, which is very,

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very much. Thank you. He's a very good voice. He's a handsome fella. Colin body pillows.

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Let's go choose your pose now. But yeah, so basically as we mentioned, like sort of

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mirroring how like the sinkholes and like areas like dark ruins where the people on

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terror were first found. Nostromo is very similar to people of Nostromo. They actually have like

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completely black eyes. Their eyes have no, just to absorb all the light possible. So they are very

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much just glancing an eye at someone who's from Nostromo. You can very easily tell they're Nostromo

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and most of them all have like jet black hair as well as quite rare to any color other hair color.

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And Nostromo, these people were pretty much the worst people who ever existed ever.

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They were disgusting thieves. So it was, I can't say on YouTube and other things. Every crime

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imaginable was pretty much accepted, you know, normal day life. Everyone, you couldn't repunish

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one person because everyone was a criminal just down to even like, you know, the innocent parent

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or quote unquote innocent parents. But eventually good old, we can't focus too much on Conrad Kurs

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because that will be his own video, but basically Conrad Kurs arise on this planet and turns into

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like a murderous Batman, you know, Batman, but the Joker sort of combined as this massive rise

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to power where he would like torture the innocent people. He would create a sort of weird quote

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unquote utopia where every single crime, like, I mean, even littering was met with brutal execution

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to the point where it was a very, very, very quiet piece on Nostromo because no one didn't want to

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step out of line and being like, wow, you seem to upset the guy's day. You're like, oh, I know,

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just a little bit. People going to the library and they're like, I have to make sure I don't have an

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overdue book because I'm going to get killed if it's a day late. I have to return some tapes.

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Yeah, we're not even joking though, but then the people in Nostromo would then be quote unquote

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joins the Imperium of Man when the Emperor of Mankind would arrive. Pretty horrific scene.

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Sounds like it's a very awkward meeting and like weird meeting between the Conrad Kurs and his

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father. But again, that's for its own episode. But now it just goes a bit downhill for the Eighth

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Legion. As if it wasn't bad enough, they've already like emerged from their own like hellscape in some

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strange part of terror, but then sort of they have a noble side to them as legionaries building.

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Oh, another donation. Tom Warren, thank you brother. He says someone complimented Colin.

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Quick chat, we need to 100 new insults to balance this out. You leave him alone. Harry Ballantine

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was quick on the trigger with insult one. Colin looks like he'd be a word bearer.

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I think I like the one where it's the Toy Story guy. I think that's very cool.

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He's the guy from Toy Story. Good guy. At least now it's just like, no.

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Oh man. But so eventually the Eighth Legion would be reunited with their Primark, which is Conrad

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Kurs. And it's not really a joyous occasion as much as probably many other legions like fantastic,

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you know, our Primark is here. The Eighth Legion would soon discover like this guy has some ideas

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about this guy's got a, he's the new manager who clearly got fired from the previous place for like,

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you know, from disgruntled employees or something. He does something really wrong.

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And all the people of Nostromo, at first it was the kind of the best of like, quote unquote,

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best of the best of Nostromo. So the children who had maybe grown up in a time of peace.

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These people were recruited into the Eighth Legion as well. And this is where you get on to the fun

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part, which is the legions tactics. The Eighth Legion perhaps killed the least amount of human

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beings during the Great Crusade. And you're wondering why did that happen? Surely are they

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more like the Salamanders? They more like peaceful or, you know, human loving compared to maybe some

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of the other ones? Are they, you know, more connected to their humanity? It was very much

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the opposite. So for a example, I say a world was rebelling against the Imperium of Man. A lot of

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worlds are brought into compliance, you know, saying 200 years of war, it's a very quick amount

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of time for a galaxy. So a lot of words would go, hey, that Imperium thing is no longer here. Let's

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rebel. And then like the crowds are cheering. They're all going, you know, we have a right to,

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you know, fight off these invaders. You know, we're gonna, you know, they took her a job that they

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know freedom. You know, break hearts somewhere there is screaming freedom. And then they see like,

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oh, this like space marine Legionary ships arriving. So everyone's really pumped. But the

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but the nightlaws are not attacking. And people, you know, that after a while, like, as the weeks

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are going on, this fuel is starting to get like, my god, I'm a little bit bored now. And then they

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start to hear the screams. And they're realizing that important people, governors, or like people

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like well known, so like literally like a Mother Teresa figure, like not saying Mother Teresa

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herself, but Mother Teresa figure like would probably be kidnapped at some point. And people

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will start to realize like what Conrad curse did on the straw most is is through fear. And these

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people will be slowly slowly tortured. Their screams, the video will be displayed all for these

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rebelling world to see over donation by document USA. Thank you, brother. He says, I put a rat in

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Terminator armor through the pinnacle of scaven superiority. Next is a dreadnought. Oh, yeah,

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blessed, blessed, a dreadnought armed with a rattling gun. Oh, no, please stop. Stormvermin,

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Stormvermin, dreadnought. I kind of like the idea though, that like the nightlords turn up and all

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of a sudden it's like, Oh, what happened to Gran? Granny is now a lampshade. You're next. That's

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their method. You're gonna be the lamp. I'll complete the set of the table set. And it's going

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next. And then it's scary part is the lampshade is still wailing. So yeah, the nightlords would

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slowly eat away at people's sanity, their morale to the point where words would quickly offer a

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few weeks surrender, you know, most other legions, it'll be open battle, perhaps millions would die,

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but then there'll be victory where it's only thousands, perhaps even hundreds would die

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to the nightlords. Obviously, in horrific ways, they were more they were turned into torturers and

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just made to fully understand the human psyche to the point where they would ruin it. And this

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would go on to they were often used like a thing to quell like rebellion worlds during the Great

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Crusade. They obviously have many conquests. They didn't particularly like fighting things that

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didn't feel fear. So fighting certain Xenos or slave robotic. And they didn't like fighting wars

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where they weren't guaranteed to win with overwhelming like odds. Yeah, they weren't

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known for their because they weren't used to as much like full on you know, it's not like in

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ancient Greek battle, like it's not two phalanxes meeting on and then on a you know, see who wins

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this is, you know, they are very much attack and retreat, but not like a honorable white scars way.

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This is very much, you know, we don't fight, we fight always dirty, dirty,

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rather than unarmed civilian was looking at me funny kind of battles, you know. Yes. In fact,

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you know, very much more like Genghis Khan sort of man, there's a moat in the way, you know,

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we could use to fill that up. There's an entire village over there. We have

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they did. They did reputedly have very much the least civilian casualties of any legion by a fair

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margin. But it's just like that whole thing of like, what's moral killing 1000 people swiftly,

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or skinning 10 people really slowly. It's like, you tell me truly, truly a conundrum.

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Feel like this is where I'm obligated to say they are not the good guys. I don't care how you're

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balancing numbers. When the amount of people you skin alive is more than zero.

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And as heartless as the iron hands are, they're literally just like gun them down,

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done next move on. Oh, it's still alive. Mercy kill, blah, blah, blah. Very like get the numbers

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done. Whereas nightlords are like, Oh, this one's still alive. Yeah, to be fair, a lot of the other

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legions would look at them and go like, Wow, those are some rookie numbers, not realizing what

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happened to the rookie numbers. Yeah, essentially, the legion throughout the great crusade with then

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this would almost be like perfected in a way a lot of them would follow because example, because

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overarching justification is that he spares so many people. And therefore he achieves his version

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of quote unquote justice. But not everyone would see it that way particularly is they mostly

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justify all the horrific things they do. By saying it's for like, you know, the greater good,

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you know, the greater good reference, tower reference, donation by that great shark 77.

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Thank you, brother. He says Colin, due to people being mean, I shall compliment you. You, you,

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you ask him about when they find the nightlords. That's true. The kind of greater philosophy,

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like they are very much they see themselves or curses as like, we're like self sacrificing

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ourselves because we're doing this. You know, we're taking on this burden for justice and we

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take no pleasure in doing it, but it's having great results. But turns out not everyone would

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feel that way within the Legion towards the end. And particularly with the last, like as the great

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crusade grew further on and curse was further from Nostromo. Let's just say the recruitment

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masters on Nostromo started to go, well, we sent all the good ones. Let's just send any one now

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because we need to meet quotas. And so people who literally should be executed for their crimes on

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Nostromo were sent to join the Legion. So people who had none of the quote unquote philosophical

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backing that curse takes to it, despite the outcome being the same. And not only that,

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at this point, their home world was also reverting back to crime. And there's like one character

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called Gendor Scribe, who's descended from like a crime family. And they're like, we'll put him in

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the Legion. And then we'll have like an insider in the Legion. So when they come back, we can get

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away with more stuff because we'll have a legionary who's like covering up our tracks. Like you sneaky

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fellas. Oh, what could go wrong with the one of the boys, one of us, one of the fellows,

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truly, this is like time to be a criminal. Also, just a side thing to note as well,

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the Legion's got drip the night the nightlords armor design is pretty cool. A bit terrifying

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is they are, I do think to fair, I think comro occurs more to this as a lesson from Fulgrum,

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because it was mental by Fulgrum. Fulgrum obviously sculpted his armor and the Empress

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children look the part of like, you know, the best the best warriors. And so I assume that

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comro occurs to that lesson of you can use some iconography. I gotta post this picture, bro. It's

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perfect timing. Do this. I'm gonna grab the pump real quick. Having an insulin use that. I use that

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website, you can share it from there. Where is where did you put it in the chat? There's like a

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shareable link. Like you go on that website. And that's why I used to share images. In the

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neon. LF grave says I bet Eli has a ton of pictures of Eddie Hall and

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that's funny. Okay, it's almost ready. Good on Eddie Hall, though. What's he cooking?

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Uh, yeah, so the Legion drip is pretty damn good. They often use the armors designed to inflict fear

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upon humans. They resemble like literally like bat creatures, things in the night. They, they are

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covered in like chains. They wear the skin of dead people. Justice. Oh, God. Yeah, pretty much. And

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it's designed to inflict fear to that a lot of their helmets are pretty damn cool. And certain

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things on their chest plate. I haven't looked at the image yet, but I'm going to at some point

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that people want to see what Colin should look at it. There's a link in the chat for people who want

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to enjoy. Let me check this bad boy out. Oh, no. And the fucking link is in the chat. Man.

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Do you want to describe for the audio listeners just quickly? Yes, please. It's, it's Colin and

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then Kevin Lovroni is in the background and it says when Colin asks me where his insulin went,

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bottom text and the text is in comic sans. Very nice. That's a classic meme template.

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I stole. Five stars. I stole his insulin. He took my insulin. Truly a nightlord move.

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So as the, as the nightlords are getting further on in the great crusade, it's starting to corrupt

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them. This level of like, you know, torture, this dishear, inhumanity, they have to inflict a lot of

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the new recruits are not of the right. Let's just, I don't know. They're not the right ilk.

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hurting people for fun rather than this whole reason of justice. Conrad Kers starts a no-sense

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and he hates his legion. One that only few primarchs who truly despises his own sons, although

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he does have some relationships with some of you will get to in a bit, but a few last more like the

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great crusade kind of big points for the nightlords was as an interaction with Vulcan and Conrad

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Kers where essentially hug, you know, Mr. Big Hugs himself Vulcan was very upset when he realized

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what, how the nightlords fought and they actually came to scuffle pretty close. I'm pretty sure at

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one point, bro, you bring people alive for a living. Yeah, but he doesn't do it for fun.

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He does have necessity. I assure you this elder child needed to be a storage. The Xenos orphanage

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was just, they had a weapon. So true, Kim. It was like that when I got there. And also for every

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elder child we burn, we take the ashes to help bury seeds for trees, which will grow into new life

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and it will help nourish the roots. So it's actually a good thing. Yeah. So why do you

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hate vegans? What's wrong with you? You know, I think we have two donations here. Thank you, Tom.

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Warren again, brother. He says, you can't steal an American insulin. That's a grand thing.

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All my money. In coming back up says, pancreas, no work. Have you considered making it simply

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work? My bad on that one, dude. I should have just thought about that.

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Bro, press control. Turn it back on. You know that we get like a pencil and you put it in the thing

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to reset. Dig around. The night laws used to be my favorite legion. Then it was salamanders and now

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it's word bearers. Is that concern? Good choice. That could literally be considered a conversion.

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It's a character arc. He's seeing the truth, the truth, the primordial truth. I understand the

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boingob obsession now. It all makes sense. But basically at this point towards the end of the

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great crusade, the legion is basically filled with literal scum. Barely like they are pretty much

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the worst of the worst in terms of as human beings. They're not quite the honorable,

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you know, compared to them, like, you know, emperor's children or imperial fierce,

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ultramarine. They're nothing compared to them. And they're often very regarded as scum by the

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rest of the entire legions. Towards the very end, there's an interaction with Conrad and Korax,

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the base of the same Primarch, but one's a bit mopia. Where essentially Conrad Kurz is just in

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a city. He had to quote unquote, purge some of his own legionary sons because they've been acting up.

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They've been acting unwise near the civilians. Innocent civilians got me acting unwise.

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And they just got out their way to hurt people. And so Conrad put them put them down like dogs.

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And then Sevatar was there. And I think Andy's got a thing there.

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And I've just had a few people saying that your camera seems to be a bit slow. So maybe just like

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reboot it or something. Colin's going a bit strange in the video.

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Harry Valentine donation. Thank you brother. He says you're either kind of guy to eat people

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for the party. Or stimulants.

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I was waiting for somebody else to make the joke, but they weren't catching on. So I had to do it

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myself. Fair enough. My man be huffing civilians. But as the Conrad Kurz was basically playing with

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his lightning claws and Sevatar, he's a legionary we'll talk about in a second. He's all up his

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peers and he goes, Oh man, we need to get out of here. And then Colin goes like, we're basically

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not alone here. And then literally emerging from the shadow where I think it even says in the book,

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no, there's no way an actual thing could hide in that. It's ridiculous. And Corvus Corax emerges.

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And then he sort of declares, you know, Conrad, you know, what do you think, Conrad, what are you

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doing, brother? It's sort of in like a Beatles accent. He's like John Lennon, very upset with

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him. Bit mopey. And Conrad just basically tells him, you know, screw off my slightly better

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counterpart who's wearing pretty much the same armor as me, but slightly darker. Yeah, a bit

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mopey interaction there. But that will be a thing that would come up later in the great crusade,

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their interactions. Another donation. Thank you, brother so much. Thank you. Daycon83 says,

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I don't know who's ended his arm, but someone's audio sounds like there's an imp from Doom

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fighting in your home. What does that mean? I don't know. If there's any problem with the audio,

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brothers, let us know. I hope it's not me. I bought a brand new bloody microphone.

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Might not be me because I don't hear anything. But yeah, so as we get on to like sort of the

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end of the great crusade, I'll just go for some like famous legionaries quickly. There's Sevatar,

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first captain Sevatar, Jago Sevatarian, really well beloved, quite like a cool character,

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often filled with like good one liners. He's a bit sarcastic. He doesn't know why everyone likes him

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because he doesn't take anything seriously. If everyone sort of finds him very cool.

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Here's like a cool interaction during the great crusade where he duels with Sigismund and Sigismund

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being like the best sort of duelist in the entire Astartes like even probably since he manages to

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sort of have equal footing with him because Sevatar is sort of latent psycho. There's also

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Shang, who is the equity of Conrad Kurz. This poor guy is basically told to his face so many times,

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like, do you know why you're equity? It's because you basically you you roll over and take it.

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Like you basically acquiesce every single time you utter like wimp. He's a so I think he might

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have been a Terran as well. Shang's somewhat interesting. There's Zo Sahal, who's a Terran born,

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one of the oldest of the Legion. This guy does reappear in the 40k setting because he

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he almost took over his first, well, he took over his first captain after the supposed death of

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Sevatar, but he wasn't able to keep the Legion united. I think another donation by Dante. Thank

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you, brother. He says, is Colin traveling through the world? Bro, leave me alone.

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It might be Internet, brothers, unfortunately. I think it's just the case of people can hear

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you fine. It's just your camera is a bit slow. So all of a sudden. Oh, I think it is you, Andy.

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I think we found it. Your cord might not be plugged in all the way. Oh my gosh.

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Leave me alone or I'm going to say something truly foul.

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Oh my gosh. No. I've got the message. Glory, please.

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Here's Gloria with a short joke. What do you mean? I actually I actually the one in one

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house that I was living in back in the good old bachelor days, the protein powder was put

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too high for me to reach. It's a real story. Shouts my five eight king.

404
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,600
Oh, bro. Five eight. When you a giant, I was giving you.

405
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Bro, I just like that's like poser short. You got to be five, five or less, bro.

406
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:46,720
I'm seven. I'm too small to be literally five, nine gang rise up. You literally tall,

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tall, literally one cent who throws when I went to China, I was the average. I suffer is very nice.

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So just yeah, just a few more characters, which is there's one called Gendor.

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Hate saying this guy's name. Gendor Scravioc. What is Scravioc?

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This is a guy who's known as the painted count, painted count. He gets like a cursed sword during

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later parts of like horse heresy. But he's also a demon. He appears at the siege of terror and he

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gets tortured for eternity at some point. Here's a crazy story. It happens to me.

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There's also the character Talos. He also briefly gets trapped in Perturabo's

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maze, which contained anger on the then the demon sword is just like, go left, go right, go left.

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He's like, this is easy. And he gets out really like, you know, typical demons.

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You're stuck in here with me. And then so he's there's also one character called Talos, who

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is more important after this great crusade horrors heresy stuff. But it's important to mention

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because obviously he's a big character of the nightlords and he is around. He's apothecary

419
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Talos still at this point. Big, big, no one remembers him. And there's some cool units as

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well in the nightlords just very quickly. There's the Ashermentar Terminators, which are perhaps if

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they were like truly done in model form, they are like pretty much the sickest looking terminators

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of the horrors heresy. A lot of them have, what was it, the with Nostromo, they have the saber,

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the saber cat, they're like white saber cats, like snow saber cats. And the Ashermentar have

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them as their shoulder pads as like a sort of homage to the native fauna and fauna of Nostromo.

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They often are equipped with lightning claws. They're pretty damn horrifically scary. There's

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also Raptors as well. Raptors like the Jumpack troops who I think were first sort of properly

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used in the nightlords Legion. If people make Raptor models as well, they often paint them in

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the nightlords colors. And there's one more bit I want to mention was their unique ship called the

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Nightfall. This is literally a prison ship. It's a maze. This thing is used to torture a few primarks

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in some way. Poor old Vulcan is thrown in here and tortured by Conrad Curse at some point.

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It's not important. It's also at the siege of terror for Angron. It's just a massive ship. And

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it's a pretty, I mean, it must be so big that it literally contains primarks running around in it

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for weeks. So that's a fun thing. But towards the end of the great crusade, like very end of it,

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basically Conrad Curse has a massive panic attack where he starts, he's been driven mad by all his

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visions he keeps seeing even since he was on Nostromo. And he essentially lashes out at Dawn,

436
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even though Conrad Curse is like in the middle of seeing the horrors heresy, he lashes out at Dawn

437
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:46,720
and he's ashamed of it. So he runs away with his Legion realizing like everything is poison,

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everything is rubbish. And all the other rest of the legions, or quite a few of them, are like

439
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chasing the nightlords because they're going towards Nostromo. And the entire 8th Legion

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00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:03,280
assembles above Nostromo and they pretty much, I'm sure, who said something in the comments now?

441
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,200
RL We got a lot of comments.

442
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,760
AL KILHARIS Killharis says Eli is like a pitbull.

443
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:13,440
RL Oh my gosh. DJ Beast also said,

444
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:17,600
when will Eli consume Kalanin and use his bones for sub-parts?

445
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,920
AL KILHARIS Lord.

446
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:25,200
RL And then, why is Eli the strongest of the group, not simply eat the others? Thank you.

447
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:31,040
And then we also have a membership from IZEN0NL. I said that wrong, I'm sure, but thank you.

448
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:36,480
It looks like a cool nightlords model in your profile picture. And then a donation from

449
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:42,400
Hermitberg. Andy sounds like zinch T posing on his mic. Thank you for the $2.

450
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:48,480
AL KILHARIS Technical issues. Oh no. But essentially,

451
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they arrive, the entire Legion arrives above the world in Nostromo and Conrad essentially says,

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that world, it's ruined me, it's ruined my Legion, everything, you know, here's time for justice.

453
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:08,240
So they declare that they're going to destroy it. And meanwhile, people are calling from...

454
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:13,280
RL They keep saying mean things.

455
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,680
AL KILHARIS Pancras, no work, putting in the comments,

456
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lock me in a room with Teclis and he's coming out pregnant. Wow.

457
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,320
RL Oh no.

458
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:24,000
AL KILHARIS That's foul. Utterly foul.

459
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,960
RL I love him so much. Leave me alone.

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00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,120
AL KILHARIS This is why Conrad punishes him.

461
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:38,080
RL God, the people are on our case today. Speaking of utterly foul, Conrad is basically

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going to destroy an entire civilization. And they're all like phoning and voxing, like,

463
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stop, what are you doing? And many members of the Legion, even like the mortal crews of the ships

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00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:53,520
and Nostromen, so loads of them start going, I don't want to destroy our home world. So he sends

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Sevatar and the rest of the Terminators around to teleport on each ship and they basically kill all

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the traitors. And essentially Nostromo is essentially detonated, like, you know, cracked like an egg,

467
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broken apart. And then all the other Legions arrive, Horus, Vulcan, Dawn, loads of Legions arrive,

468
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,200
and basically the Nightlords Legion has since... What happened now?

469
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,920
RL They call it infertile.

470
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:29,280
AL Wow, truly degenerate Nightlord fans here.

471
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,160
RL Should we just call it day and be like, right, we're not doing anything?

472
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,960
AL Until people give the hey.

473
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,400
RL You have to hate and neg us to be fair.

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00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:43,200
AL Yeah, you know what I mean, at this point. Essentially the Legion is censured. It had been

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a long time coming because their quote unquote Legion tactics that had been undisturbed for like

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over a century had now were suddenly the problem. So a lot of them were completely like, you know,

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you were happy to let us burn worlds, but now it's suddenly not right. And this is basically when the

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00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,840
Legion would be approached by Horus. This would be the first time they would yell out there, big

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00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:13,520
battle cry, death to the false Emperor. And the Legion would then betray the Imperium for the...

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AL Just mentioned the way they see it is they see it as replacing, it's just vengeance against the

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Emperor who has, you know, allowed them to do all this dirty work. And then in a way, like they want

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to put Horus on the throne of terror. And that is the Nightlord's Legion during the Great Crusade.

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Another donation by Joseph Pollard, it says, Coland, why did you say you want to impreg Teclis

484
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,480
on the stream and in 4k? Truly.

485
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,760
RL I mean, have you seen Teclis?

486
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:51,280
AL I've been so distracted by the chat this whole time.

487
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,480
RL Colins, Teclis' staff got me acting on the rise.

488
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:59,200
AL Thank you, brothers, for the night.

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00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,520
RL Thank you so much.

490
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,520
AL Where was this in the Emperor's Children?

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00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:11,600
RL Truly. For all the audio listeners out there, and people who are listening to this on Spotify,

492
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:17,040
we are on Spotify if you want to listen to it offline. The chat on our sidebar is truly

493
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:23,280
being degenerate and calling us in bread, I'm pretty sure. Wish we appreciated it.

494
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,520
AL Someone said I'm gonna get spit roasted by a Make-A-Wish kid.

495
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,520
RL What is that even mean?

496
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,520
AL You don't know what that means.

497
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,520
RL Oh my gosh.

498
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,520
AL How could someone not know?

499
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,520
RL Come on.

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00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,520
AL Anyway, that was the Nightlord's been, I suppose. Oh, geez.

501
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,520
AL Truly, truly, Nightlord's fans be bringing out the worst in people.

502
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:51,520
RL This is gonna be a long stream just because of all the chat reading we're doing. Oh my gosh.

503
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,520
AL The next Legion though, Andy, who are we dealing with next?

504
00:45:55,520 --> 00:46:03,520
RL The next one we're gonna do is the Blood Angels. It's the only one of this three which could be classified as good.

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But there's a few things to talk about, so we'll start at the beginning. So back in the day,

506
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the Ninth Legion used to be known as the Revenant Legion. Oh, what have they posted now?

507
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:19,520
AL Someone says, just confirmed, Nife is having the best boy scene.

508
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:27,520
RL Anyway, so yeah, they used to be known as the Revenant Legion. They were a very brutal,

509
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yet necessary force that specialized in close quarters combat. Back in the day,

510
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:39,520
before they were reunited with their Primarch, they were seen less as conquerors and more of just like ravages.

511
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:45,520
You send in the Ninth Legion, they broke everything, they killed everything, they left nothing left.

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Even if you were like, oh, we want you to go into this cityscape and we want to leave as much intact as possible.

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00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:59,520
No, we've just destroyed it. Kind of like Iron Warriors, but with more blood.

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00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:07,520
And pretty much they were only ever used as a last resort or something where you wanted to get something done,

515
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:13,520
you didn't care about the casualties. Now, oh, I got another donation from Crimson Glory for $4.99.

516
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:17,520
He says, I love you Colin, you are a good sport and I respect that.

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00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,520
AL Thank you very much Crimson Glory.

518
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:23,520
RL Why hasn't Phillip Smyther saying, is Colin pre-recorded?

519
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:29,520
AL Well, basically his camera is like slow, so he looks like he's in slow motion.

520
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:35,520
AL It's like a $30 webcam. I only have this webcam because I needed something for COVID classes.

521
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,520
RL Oh my gosh. Holy cow.

522
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:41,520
AL Technical issues, the podcast.

523
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:49,520
AL But yeah, so the Blood Angels at the time known as the Revenant Legion were deployed to the most dangerous war zones on Terra.

524
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:59,520
And they intentionally didn't record a lot of their campaigns because what you get, oh, we sent in the Revenant Legion, everyone died, much glory was had.

525
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:03,520
It was like, no, we're not really going to talk about this very much.

526
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,520
AL Literally, bro, clear my search history.

527
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,520
Clear my search history in the Legion.

528
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:15,520
And they tended to be pitted against mutated abominations within the rad zones of Terra.

529
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:26,520
So like within the poisonous wilderness, the disfigured denizens and mutants, they went put in the ninth, they'll get rid of those like fallout character DLC.

530
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,520
Oh, we got another donation from Donkeyman USA for $5.

531
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:34,520
Said, a not insignificant portion of our paychecks. Go to Colin's lander. Very true.

532
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,520
RL We appreciate it.

533
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,520
AL I accept my place in life.

534
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,520
AL Truly existing to be bullied by Warhammer fans.

535
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,520
AL Stop telling Eli to eat me.

536
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:48,520
AL And anti-diabetics.

537
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,520
RL Have I all ever talked to girls? Bro, I'm married.

538
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:59,520
I'm going Frodo mode and everything. Holy cow.

539
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,520
AL Have you, Uno, reverse card?

540
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:07,520
RL Bro, he's here on a Friday night. He's not talking. We're working and you're listening to Warhammer for the cast line.

541
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:17,520
AL If you rub my forehead, you can see the future. Magic orb.

542
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,520
RL Holy shit.

543
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,520
AL Tough stream, boys. Tough stream.

544
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:26,520
AL Reminds me of the Jake where someone says, looks like that guy's hairline is social distancing.

545
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,520
AL Also, I think Pinkie Prime won the bingo. Well done, Pinkie Prime.

546
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,520
RL Hey, good job.

547
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,520
AL Anyway, back to the Revenant Legion.

548
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So pretty much every single Astartes from the Revenant Legion had to endure a load of pain, a load of struggle.

549
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And oftentimes most of his friends, his comrades, they didn't survive very long.

550
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:52,520
One thing they liked to do, which the other Legions didn't like, they ate people.

551
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,520
So we all know that the...

552
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,520
AL They're on point right now, isn't it?

553
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,520
RL They're just like me.

554
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:08,520
AL They're just like Eli. So we all know about the Omophagia, where if a Space Marine eats someone's brains, they get to like retain that, where they get to live through their experiences and stuff.

555
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:14,520
They did this all the time. And they didn't just do it to their enemies. They did it to their own men.

556
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:22,520
So if, for example, oh, here we go, we got another donation from Tom Warren, $5 saying, that proves nothing. Perhaps you use sign language to communicate to your wife.

557
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,520
RL True.

558
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:24,520
AL What?

559
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,520
RL No speaking is involved.

560
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,520
AL Does that mean if I eat Colin, I have memories of being a diabetic?

561
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,520
RL Yeah, you get memories of losing your heads and often panicking.

562
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,520
AL Gosh.

563
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:43,520
AL And we also got a donation for $99 from Damien P. saying, look, Colin, just make the one hour Bretonnia video and I'll defend you in the comments.

564
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,520
RL No way in hell.

565
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:45,520
AL It'll happen.

566
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,520
RL No.

567
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,520
AL The donation would have to be ungodly to even consider.

568
00:50:50,520 --> 00:51:01,520
AL So one thing that's interesting, I think, if I'm not mistaken, the first like Legion Master, I think it was a guy called Ischadu Osuros.

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And he was known as the only Lord Commander because what they did is every time he died, one of the Revenant Legion would eat his body.

570
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:17,520
They'd get all his experience and then he would assume his name and become the new commander.

571
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:22,520
So they had this, they were so, they ate so many people that that was their thing.

572
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:28,520
They were the guys who ate their enemies and they didn't have to be resupplied as much because they ate everything, including their own people.

573
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And they also were really good at fighting because everyone who was like, I'm going to run into the prey and like smash him with my sword, they get shot.

574
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,520
Oh, I'll just eat my friend.

575
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,520
And now I experienced that and go, that's a bad idea.

576
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And you learn and you improve.

577
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,520
And that was kind of their thing.

578
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:55,520
And because they were basically cannibals, none of the other legions really liked them because that's kind of a, you know, if I was to put on my dating apps like, oh, five, nine, really, really funny.

579
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,520
Eat people.

580
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,520
That probably raised a few eyebrows.

581
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:03,520
How the hell does this guy, is it M.H. Mia Holoff?

582
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,520
He says, get memories of running over a raccoon.

583
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,520
How do you know that it was a raccoon?

584
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,520
I run over a badger.

585
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,520
I was told this story about running over a badger by accident.

586
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,520
It's so English that sentence as well.

587
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,520
Raccoons learn their lifestyle from Colin.

588
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,520
Oh dear.

589
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So yeah.

590
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:37,520
And because of the fact that these guys were doing this during terror, when they embarked across the galaxy, they kept doing this and they were kind of, they started to form these blood rituals and weird like, like cultural things.

591
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:53,520
And basically following the liberation of terror, they started to get really good at shock assaults and just denying enemies resources because, you know, you can send the Revenant Legion in, they'll kill your enemies, they'll eat your enemies.

592
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,520
So they're kind of like a cleanup crew as well.

593
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,520
It's like, oh, it's environmentally friendly.

594
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:58,520
I like these guys.

595
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:10,520
Yet this would all change upon the moon of Balsicundus, where the Primarch of the Blood Angels or the Ninth Region at the time would be found and inducted into the Imperium by the Emperor of Mankind.

596
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,520
Now, we all know about Sanguinus.

597
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:19,520
He's a beautiful boy and everyone in the Imperium loves him because he has wings and he's pretty.

598
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,520
More handsome.

599
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,520
Fulgrim.

600
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,520
Nope, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

601
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,520
Way more.

602
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,520
None of that little, none of that augmentation.

603
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:27,520
Fulgrim's all natural, baby.

604
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:28,520
Fulgrim's all natural.

605
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,520
No, that.

606
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,520
Sanguinus is some mutant fawn.

607
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,520
He's gonna take his five hours to get ready.

608
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:34,520
Yuck.

609
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,520
Yes, nope.

610
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,520
Yeah, doesn't look synthetic.

611
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:38,520
Fulgrim's beautiful.

612
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,520
My beautiful boy.

613
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:40,520
No, he's using filters.

614
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:48,520
Anyway, so Sanguinus is known as the Great Angel and everyone loves him because he's noble and proud and great.

615
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,520
For a while.

616
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,520
What are you laughing at?

617
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:57,520
Lego World Trade Center set made me laugh.

618
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:58,520
Geez.

619
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,520
Sanguinus struck the tower.

620
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:01,520
Hey.

621
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:06,520
Are we trying to get every, the binger card now is gonna be the YouTube.

622
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:07,520
There's been a comment.

623
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,520
I said I'm gonna get Taclis pregnant.

624
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,520
Can we really get worse than that?

625
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,520
Probably not.

626
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:17,520
Probably mentioning a certain amount of more than one tower.

627
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:28,520
Anyway, so basically what happened was Sanguinus was brought back into the Imperium and he already knew in his like soul, there was something not quite right.

628
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:33,520
He had this like anger and rage inside him that he always had to keep like locked in check.

629
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:39,520
And for the first few decades, he didn't actually lead the the Revenant Legion.

630
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:41,520
I think it was like, not decades, a few months.

631
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:53,520
It was like, I think, what was it, about four or five months, half a year, he actually fought alongside Horus Luthorcal and the Lunar Wolves because he wanted to learn how to wage war effectively.

632
00:54:53,520 --> 00:55:06,520
Because his main goal was he wanted to bring peace and prosperity to the Imperium with as few costs in lives as possible and waging war in an ethical manner, at least more so than the Nightlords, for example.

633
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,520
I think Sanguinus had never led armies as well.

634
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,520
No, he'd never been like a warrior as such.

635
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,520
Yeah, he'd just been a leader of some kind.

636
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:18,520
Yeah. We got another donation from CrimsonGloy for 199 saying, Fulgrim is the liver king of beauty.

637
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:20,520
Wow, that's like, how could you say that?

638
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,520
How could you say that? Even as a little baby boy, he was beautiful.

639
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,520
All the people loved him.

640
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:30,520
I love Fulgrim, he was working up to mine. Don't like Sanguinus.

641
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:32,520
Why do you keep turning into a dwarf?

642
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:40,520
You can't tell if he was serious or not because Colin is so delayed he laughed at the joke fight.

643
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:54,520
So yeah, after a few months of fighting alongside the Lunar Wolves, Sanguinus, there's actually quite a cute scene I think in his Primarch book where he's talking to Sejanus and Abaddon and they're all like, don't worry, sir, you'll be fine.

644
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,520
I bet they'll love you. I bet they'll love you.

645
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,520
He's like, I'm a bit nervous to meet them. They're like, no, they'll love you. They think you're brilliant.

646
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:09,520
And he's like behind the curtain, like, oh, I'm going to meet my sons. I haven't met my sons. I've been a bit of an estranged dad for a while.

647
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:18,520
And he meets them. And what he does is he actually kneels before his sons, which is very uncharacteristic for a Primarch.

648
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,520
Just ripped off Fulgrim.

649
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:24,520
They kind of give each other side eye.

650
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:29,520
The Legion gives him a side eye, being like, uh, he's not meant to do that.

651
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:37,520
But the thing was, the Legion really liked it because their entire life, all they ever got was people going, you're not allowed to eat people, you're gross.

652
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,520
I bet they smell. I bet they're ugly.

653
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,520
Truly being abreast here.

654
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,520
Lift your oppression right there.

655
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,520
They're beginning to crawl nicknames as well.

656
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,520
Yeah. Yeah, like, Chomper and all that.

657
00:56:51,520 --> 00:57:00,520
So there's one thing I remember, which I find so, I can't remember where it's from, but the guy goes, because in the army people get given nicknames very easily.

658
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:09,520
So this one guy who had like, he had one leg shorter than the other and they called him a sniper's nightmare.

659
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:18,520
Because he would rot back and forth.

660
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,520
The trivia you bring to law crimes is true.

661
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,520
Are you telling me your life is not more blessed hearing that?

662
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:28,520
No, I'm genuinely, I'm sincere when I say that. I'm not being cynical.

663
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,520
It's always lovely.

664
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:34,520
Yeah, it's always right out of left field in a good way.

665
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:39,520
They often do it, like if someone's like missing a hand, they call them hands.

666
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,520
Or you lose like a finger, they'll call you trigger.

667
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:47,520
Ah, I see what you did there. Very good.

668
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:52,520
So yeah, basically instantly sanguineous won the love and respect of his sons.

669
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:57,520
They were all crying and having a good time.

670
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,520
We can't even read that.

671
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:03,520
Apologies for the audio listeners, the donations are truly horrendous.

672
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:05,520
Okay, that's no good.

673
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,520
Fulgrim kneeled before his sons for a different reason.

674
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,520
Very good.

675
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,520
Fulgrim kneeled before his sons for a different reason.

676
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,520
I am Fulgrim's strongest soldier.

677
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,520
Dude, he was straight jorking.

678
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,520
Jorking my peanuts.

679
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,520
We're never going to get this episode.

680
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,520
We're never going to get this series done.

681
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,520
We'll get to like, rate this episode.

682
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:30,520
Like the video brothers, because if you're enjoying this, I'll suffer. Please reward us.

683
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:39,520
And yeah, so basically the Revenant Legion became the blood angels and sanguineous went, right, we should probably stop eating people.

684
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:45,520
That's not doing any good for our like optics. Our PR team is having a hell of a time.

685
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:49,520
You know, oh, should we send in the blood angels? Are they going to eat everyone?

686
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:53,520
So basically he said, right, let's stop doing that. Let's be noble and good.

687
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:57,520
And that's what they did. They became noble and good and nice boys.

688
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:00,520
And they don't eat people anymore.

689
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,520
They still like to get into like a close quarter scrap.

690
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:08,520
But what they did is because sanguineous had fought alongside the lunar wolves for so long,

691
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:16,520
they said, I'm going to send each of my companies to fight alongside each of Horus's lunar wolf companies that work together.

692
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,520
They'll learn how to fight properly.

693
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,520
And as such, they became really good warriors.

694
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:26,520
And then they started to learn to to to stave off the first they had and the anger and the rage.

695
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:33,520
And because they had sanguineous there, they were like, oh, if ever I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed, I just go, look, there's Dada.

696
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,520
He's good, isn't he? Oh, love him.

697
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:44,520
And that made them feel better. And to be honest, imagine if you'd been like fighting for what, 100 plus years and you're a veteran in the the Revenant Legion.

698
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,520
Everyone hates you. Everyone doesn't like you.

699
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,520
All you get for breakfast is brains and like tissue.

700
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:53,520
And then all of a sudden this like beautiful man comes and goes, I'm your dad and I love you.

701
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,520
So, oh, oh, thanks, dad. I love you, too.

702
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,520
I'm sure we love Crimson Glory. Thank you.

703
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:03,520
We love Crimson Glory and D.J.B.

704
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:07,520
We love all of you guys.

705
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,520
Harry Valentine, Tom Warren.

706
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,520
I'm missing names here, but.

707
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,520
Hal Zagine Steeler infiltrating the podcast.

708
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:19,520
Is it because I'm saying sus?

709
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,520
I say like being a sus.

710
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,520
Be fair, we only see like his waist up.

711
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:25,520
There might be another arm somewhere that he's hiding.

712
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:29,520
Yeah, it's helping Fulgrum on his knees.

713
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,520
Anyway, moving quickly.

714
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:35,520
I say sus stuff and then call and say it's something about tech question pregnancy.

715
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,520
So like I feel like I'm clear.

716
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,520
Stay in your lane. That's my thing.

717
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:45,520
Yeah, that's his USP. Stop stealing his stuff.

718
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:49,520
Anyway, so the Blood Angels like do this for a good 10 years.

719
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:55,520
They're fighting with the the Lunar Walls and eventually they're allowed to go on their own and they're getting really good at it.

720
01:00:55,520 --> 01:01:02,520
They become they go from being like savage berserkers to like a more like shock trooper noble.

721
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:06,520
We fight with honor and we use swords more than chainswords and axes.

722
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,520
And we like to make sure we use mercy and restraint.

723
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,520
Good stuff.

724
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:17,520
They went from savage like marauders to disciplined knights.

725
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:26,520
And in a very short amount of time, they became one of the most venerated legions because under Sanguineous's guidance, all of a sudden, the Imperium loves them.

726
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,520
They go, oh, blood angels. They're a good bunch.

727
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,520
Oh, I love them. I'll give them a Chardonnay.

728
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,520
That's all they like wine.

729
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:38,520
I don't know why they like some so much red wine must be a must be a ball thing.

730
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,520
I don't know. And yeah, that's pretty much it.

731
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:48,520
The only thing that happens after that is they go to Cygnus Prime and shenanigans happen. And that's pretty much it.

732
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:52,520
Other than that, we could mention a couple of fun characters.

733
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:58,520
I did a video recently on a guy called Asta Crohn, who's like an original Revenant Legion guy.

734
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:02,520
He had like his jaw damaged and he wore like a silver mask.

735
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,520
And he was he was uncannily good at not dying.

736
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,520
He kept going in like the thickest of fighting and surviving.

737
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:16,520
And no one really liked him because as the Legion started to become more ball and less Terran, they were like, oh, we're ashamed of our past.

738
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:20,520
And this guy is like a reminder of like the guys who eat people.

739
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:24,520
And then during Cygnus Prime, he doesn't get the red first or the black rage.

740
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:29,520
And then they hate him even more because it's like, oh, well, he didn't like turn like we did.

741
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,520
But we're better than him because we didn't eat people.

742
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:34,520
And he says they're going, I'm just trying to do a good job.

743
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:45,520
I'll put Asta and there's a moment where Sanquinus meets Dragon Tide Khan and then the White Scarf, the blood angels, basically look at each other and just go,

744
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:48,520
Joel, they went, yeah, yeah, Joel.

745
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:54,520
And they immediately I think one of the White Scarves come back, comes back all bruised up and he went, was that fun?

746
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,520
He went, yeah.

747
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,520
Yeah.

748
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:04,520
And they have a little banter where they're like, oh, you know what, people always call me a barbarian and I'm actually a nice guy.

749
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:08,520
And then the second is like, you know what, I'm not actually an angel.

750
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:13,520
And they were best friends like Sanquinus's best friends were Horus, Jagatai and Leman Russ.

751
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,520
There were his three like names.

752
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:24,520
Even Jagatai Khan looks at Sanquinus and goes, I'm thinking of the thoughts I've never thought before.

753
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:29,520
It's very hard because the blood angels, there's not really much on their great crusade lore.

754
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:35,520
There's a Sanquinus's Primarch book, but I've not read it at the moment.

755
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:38,520
But I shall do when I cover Sanquinus to be fair.

756
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,520
Oh, and the donation by Donkeyman USA.

757
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:41,520
Thank you brother.

758
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:47,520
He says, currently at work in a factory wearing my work boots and a wife beater working with dangerously fast steel.

759
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:51,520
I'm gonna make it go easy for you.

760
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:55,520
Please include this in the lawsuit.

761
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,520
Be careful with those machines.

762
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:02,520
I made a work related meme, it's up there somewhere.

763
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,520
It's malice propaganda.

764
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,520
Give it a big name.

765
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:09,520
Blood angels drip? They kinda look cool.

766
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:10,520
They are dripped.

767
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:12,520
They are literally dripping in blood.

768
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:16,520
I don't know if they didn't have, the Revenant Legion was grey or something?

769
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:17,520
It wasn't the original red?

770
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:21,520
Well, all the legions were grey to start with, but I think their whole thing was like,

771
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:28,520
why would you care about how these guys look when you're just sending them in to fight mutants in like poisonous mist places?

772
01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,520
We're not gonna care about what they look like, we just need them to get the job done.

773
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:37,520
Because again, we're just doing all this job killing all these people and no one appreciates us.

774
01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,520
And Sanquinus is like, I love you.

775
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,520
We can get nice armor now.

776
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:50,520
Dark Master MC says, what did I miss? My god, is this the episode like, you've missed a lot of slander.

777
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,520
Technical issues, slander, all sorts.

778
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:59,520
The last thing I want to mention is just the, like when the recruits now come from Baal,

779
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:09,520
they kind of get that weird, like, Latin, Catholic, sort of angelic, art twist to all their stuff,

780
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:15,520
because Baal itself is, as we know from lore, permanently affected by the fact that Sanquinus existed.

781
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:21,520
And there's like two angels fighting in the warp over like the soul of Baal itself, very odd.

782
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:27,520
But basically every culture that will ever live on Baal.

783
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,520
I don't know if I want to read this.

784
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:35,520
DGP sent me an image, bro you gotta send that to the chat so we can hear.

785
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:37,520
Oh my gosh, thank you DGP.

786
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,520
Our resident extra fifth member.

787
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:43,520
Our resident meme maker.

788
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:53,520
But basically the blood angels sort of, the people who come from Baal will permanently be affected by sort of angelic iconography and things.

789
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:57,520
And the armor of the blood angels sort of slowly starts to take on that look later on.

790
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:05,520
Yeah, they're quite, they're quite cool in the, I mean, to be fair, they really don't get much during the Greek recreative tour.

791
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:16,520
Well, the main dichotomy is like a good example is like, I quite like Raldoran, who's the first captain, and Azcalon, who's the leader of the Sanguinary Guard.

792
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:23,520
Raldoran's very like stern and stoic and all about, we're just going to do the job and we're just going to do it properly and we're not going to use too much flair.

793
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:27,520
And then you've got Azcalon and his gaudy gold armor, like we're superior and we're great.

794
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:37,520
And it's like, they're trying to wrestle between like ostentation versus getting the job done. And how much do we give into our savagery?

795
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:43,520
And how much do we put the veneer of nobility over like the bloodthirstyness that's endemic in our Legion?

796
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:44,520
Which is like a fun thing.

797
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:56,520
There's a bit coming up later, which I want to mention, just about the people who guard the Primarchs, because Sanguin is one of the very few Primarchs who has his actual guard like role respected and then the Legion coming up.

798
01:06:56,520 --> 01:07:00,520
They are so... like they are the funniest thing ever.

799
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:01,520
The devourers, isn't it?

800
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:06,520
Yeah, but they're like they're constantly chasing after them. They're always late because Angra ran ahead.

801
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:08,520
They're like, oh, we missed everything.

802
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:11,520
I'll put the meme from DJ Beast in the pinned comment.

803
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,520
People in the chat, there's a link here if you want to watch.

804
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,520
Man!

805
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,520
Does anyone want to describe that for the audience?

806
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:20,520
That's a good image.

807
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:21,520
I'm not reading that.

808
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:22,520
Come on.

809
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:25,520
Fuck you.

810
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:29,520
Oh, it's an image that says, this is the man.

811
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,520
Sorry, it's an image of Colin.

812
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:34,520
And the text says, this is the man who wants to break Teclis.

813
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:35,520
Your text here.

814
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,520
Teclis has standards.

815
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,520
Sheesh.

816
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:40,520
God damn.

817
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,520
That's a good one.

818
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:45,520
Oh my gosh, mate.

819
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,520
Northwire is Discord.

820
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,520
We might actually have to have a Discord to be fair.

821
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,520
Yeah, I was reading that.

822
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:51,520
That'd be really good.

823
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:53,520
Oh my gosh.

824
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:56,520
If anything can be gleaned from today with the chat, we'll need mods.

825
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,520
Several mods.

826
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:00,520
Oh my gosh.

827
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:05,520
In fact, the mods will have to be completely verified.

828
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:06,520
Oh, we can.

829
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,520
That was blood-intrusive, Andy.

830
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,520
And who are we finishing up with?

831
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:15,520
And to finish off, we're going to do a very similar thing.

832
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:21,520
There's a lot of overlap with some legions, but this one's quite stark with just how similar it is.

833
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:28,520
So today we're going to finish this episode with the 12th Legion, which would one day be known as the World Eaters.

834
01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:34,520
Now, during the Unification Wars, the 12th Legion would be drawn from all corners of Terra.

835
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:40,520
Unlike a lot of legions where they were drawn from specific places, they were just like, nah, we want one thing in particular.

836
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:47,520
Let's screen for the most aggressive buggers across the planet and put them all in one group.

837
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:55,520
And while the blood angels had this innate blood lust derived from Sanguineous, the World Eaters, they were just like,

838
01:08:55,520 --> 01:09:02,520
let's specifically find aggressive people and put them all together and see what happens, because why not?

839
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:08,520
They were dubbed by the emperor himself as the Warhounds based on the hounds of Yeshk.

840
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:13,520
And these guys were so savage and adept at melee combat.

841
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:19,520
Whether you were in open ground or if you were in fortified encampments, doesn't matter. Send the Warhounds.

842
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:24,520
They're just going to butcher everyone. And at this point, they have a moral code.

843
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:31,520
They have standards, I guess you could call it, and they aren't giving into their vices per se.

844
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:36,520
They're just really angry people who like to kill, and it's fun.

845
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,520
But not in a Nightlords way where it's kind of like, oh, it turns me on.

846
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:46,520
It's more like, no, I just do it because it's like I'm a frustrated person. I've got to do something to vent.

847
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:53,520
They were usually held in reserve and only deployed when necessary because they were so ludicrously violent.

848
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:57,520
It's like you send in the Warhounds, limbs will be flying. Doesn't matter.

849
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:04,520
They like they love a chain axe and they didn't really care about what casualties they took.

850
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:08,520
And that was also a reason you had to be sparing with them, because if we just deploy them all the time,

851
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:12,520
we won't have any left because they're just going to charge gun batteries. They don't care.

852
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:16,520
They're just like, I just want to hit something with, you know, drive me closer.

853
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,520
I want to hit them with my sword if it was a Legionary standard.

854
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:24,520
Do they have in America? In like America and Canada, they have robot wars.

855
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:28,520
Did you say American cannon? America and Canada.

856
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:32,520
No, but I know what we might. I think I know what you're talking about, though.

857
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:35,520
Robot wars. You know what I'm talking about, Colin?

858
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:42,520
I think the first one where they have like a small arena and people often crit like and they crashed the robots things.

859
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:46,520
The world is one would just be there's always one with like a buzz saw on it.

860
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:51,520
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I had just like like flailing arms and like sauce on it.

861
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:57,520
I remember one of the first series, there was one that just literally it just flipped itself and it was ludicrously good

862
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:02,520
because it would just get under of robots flip over and then they'd be like on their side and they couldn't get up.

863
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:06,520
I think that might have been Jamie's from Mythbusters.

864
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:12,520
Yeah, yeah, I know the Mythbusters guys were asked to bow out because their robot was too good.

865
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:17,520
They were like, oh, we'll make it a honorary winner. It was called Blendo.

866
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,520
Jamie Heineman.

867
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:23,520
Heineman. That's fun. Shout out to Mythbusters, man.

868
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:32,520
Yeah, it had a spin speed of 500 rotations per minute and a top speed of 80 miles an hour.

869
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,520
Oh my gosh.

870
01:11:34,520 --> 01:11:38,520
And then there's like one guy who has one of these ones. It's just like a hammer. This is donk.

871
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:39,520
Wow.

872
01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:42,520
You're 12 years old. You pull up to the robot competition.

873
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:45,520
You see Blendo going off.

874
01:11:45,520 --> 01:11:53,520
I remember getting a Robot Wars magazine from the shop up the road when I was at primary school and reading about the different robots.

875
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,520
Matilda.

876
01:11:55,520 --> 01:12:00,520
Stupid stickers. Sergeant Bash was the best one because he was useless. He had a great name.

877
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,520
Shout out to Robot Wars, by the way.

878
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:06,520
Shout out to Robot Wars and Craig Charles.

879
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:13,520
So yeah, as the Great Crusade kept going, they got better and better at fighting.

880
01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:17,520
So they didn't really care about the casualties and for a time.

881
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:27,520
Oh well, we got another donation. $80 from Joseph Pollard. $8 for the Black Air Force Energy Legion.

882
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:30,520
I don't know what to make of that.

883
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,520
Well, as an Air Force one, as in like the trainer.

884
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:34,520
I was thinking about Air Force ones.

885
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:37,520
Isn't Air Force one the president's thingy?

886
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,520
Colin Wins.

887
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,520
Colin wishes he was as good as Blendo.

888
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:42,520
We need some America law, Colin. What's going on?

889
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:45,520
Center text forced a goon. Oh my gosh.

890
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:46,520
Oh no.

891
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:50,520
Sorry, I'll share this little meme.

892
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:53,520
More memes for the chat.

893
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,520
I don't have any neck tattoos. It's just a thingy.

894
01:12:56,520 --> 01:13:02,520
Anyway, so you said earlier.

895
01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:03,520
What's this?

896
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:09,520
I forgot to mention Andy was in the putty for 30 years and has come up with this horrible law.

897
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,520
I have all the like tattoos on my knuckles.

898
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:21,520
So yeah, you earlier, Hal, you mentioned about how the reunion with the Night Lords wasn't a very happy time.

899
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,520
It could be said.

900
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,520
Wait till you hear about Angron.

901
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:32,520
So Angron, he grew up on a planet called Nuceria within Ultramar, funnily enough.

902
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:36,520
So, you know, Gilamon's like his next door neighbor and he doesn't even know it.

903
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:44,520
And Nuceria had this thing where the nobles called the High Riders like to pit people against each other in arenas to kill each other.

904
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:45,520
Fun times.

905
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:47,520
Family fun.

906
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:50,520
Yeah, family fun.

907
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:56,520
For all ages, you just put them on the sidelines and watch as the blood spatter, you know, like I've got to catch it in a jar.

908
01:13:56,520 --> 01:14:06,520
And yeah, unfortunately, Angron, who was designed to be like the empathy Primarch, he got turned into a slave hiding in the pits.

909
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,520
And he was not playing ball.

910
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:11,520
They put these things called the butcher's nails in his brain.

911
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,520
He became a frothing mess.

912
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:20,520
And he led his his gladiator friends called the Eaters of Sippies to a last stand in the mountains.

913
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:26,520
The emperor rescued him or rescued him and let all his friends die.

914
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,520
And now you're in Angron's shoes.

915
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:31,520
You've got this thing biting into your skull every day and it really hurts.

916
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:40,520
You're annoyed about your dad who you've just met who's just let all your friends die and all your friends have died and your home world thinks you're a coward because you've run away.

917
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:47,520
All of a sudden, these bunch of guys turn up in armor and like, daddy, and you're not having a good day.

918
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:50,520
Crimson Glory, bless your soul.

919
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,520
$50 Thank you so much.

920
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:59,520
Glory is faithful, enlightened, ambitious brothers blood for the blood God skull for the skull throw and let the galaxy burn.

921
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:00,520
I agree. So true.

922
01:15:00,520 --> 01:15:02,520
So true. Thank you.

923
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:07,520
You really pain for my beef and rice that I eat every day.

924
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:14,520
I think it would be what would the term be like wolfed down a bowl of something before the stream.

925
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,520
Mystery.

926
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:20,520
Not a big and strong not bringing the eggs back.

927
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,520
We're not bringing like I bring like a block of wasabi.

928
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,520
That's probably pretty much calorie free.

929
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:26,520
I could probably have that.

930
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:27,520
I'll bring that next.

931
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:32,520
I would don't don't throw spice if you're not ready to dice.

932
01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:36,520
I'm always ready to dice baby.

933
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:44,520
So the thing was the wall for hounds at this point have been fighting for decades and anger on was the second to last Primark to be found.

934
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:52,520
The only one found after him was Corvus Corax and kind of Omega, but it doesn't count because our far this was around anyway.

935
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,520
So they've been fighting for decades.

936
01:15:55,520 --> 01:16:00,520
They haven't had.

937
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:08,520
Andy Andy.

938
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:16,520
We technically right after the big don't know.

939
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:19,520
No, oh gosh, you guys.

940
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,520
Nice to make out of all of us.

941
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:23,520
What do you want to pay Christmas?

942
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:30,520
Yeah, and he's going through all we can expect.

943
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:36,520
Yeah, I think that was Riverside more than my camp more than Mike Mike.

944
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,520
Right. I guess I'll start again.

945
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:42,520
So basically put yourself in the shoes of the war hounds.

946
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,520
They've been fighting for decades.

947
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:49,520
They haven't got a leader and the second to last Primark to be found is anger on behind Corvus Corax.

948
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:53,520
All the other Primarks have been doing their thing and in glories.

949
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:54,520
They're getting jealous.

950
01:16:54,520 --> 01:16:56,520
They're going, Oh, look at that guy from Ultima.

951
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,520
Oh, he's been doing well.

952
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:00,520
I wonder where my dad is.

953
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:05,520
And the closest thing they have to a leader is this guy called Abraham.

954
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:08,520
Sorry, having some interference from the microphone.

955
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:09,520
Truly, truly.

956
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:12,520
This is the technical.

957
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:17,520
This is the long arms.

958
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:20,520
It's not really good when it works handy to be fair.

959
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:22,520
It's a bunch of money on it.

960
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,520
It should work.

961
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,520
Okay.

962
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,520
Now, a gaming storyteller.

963
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:28,520
Hello.

964
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:31,520
It sounds like static.

965
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:32,520
Okay.

966
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:34,520
Now, yeah, sounds right.

967
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:35,520
Okay.

968
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,520
I guess you brother.

969
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:38,520
Okay.

970
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:43,520
So basically the closest thing they have to a leader is this guy called Abraham Greer and he's all like,

971
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:47,520
Oh, is it doing it again?

972
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,520
It like it randomly stops.

973
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:50,520
Yeah.

974
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:51,520
Apologies, brothers.

975
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:52,520
This play with you.

976
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:55,520
I don't know.

977
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:57,520
I don't like that.

978
01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:59,520
That's a legal bag.

979
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,520
That is pieces it.

980
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:05,520
No, everything is going.

981
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,520
Kill Harry and he's our host.

982
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:09,520
He hosts it.

983
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:13,520
I got it.

984
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,520
I got a car crawl around on the floor.

985
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:17,520
If you want, Andy, I can take over.

986
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:19,520
I knew this would come.

987
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,520
I could say you like what I've got left.

988
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:24,520
I think I'm going to do it mostly from memory to be fair.

989
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:25,520
Yeah.

990
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:26,520
Okay.

991
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:28,520
So Andy was just described.

992
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:32,520
Sorry, brothers, for the apologies.

993
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:41,520
So Angra was found basically second last essentially by the standards of the great crusade and pretty much anger.

994
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:52,520
And at this point was thrown into the deep end and he was on making his last stand upon new Syria and he was choosing to die by the side of his eater of cities.

995
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:56,520
The other people who also had the implant called the butchers nails.

996
01:18:56,520 --> 01:19:05,520
And he basically went wrong because the emperor appeared and said, I'm here to save you and went, no, brother, I'm here to die and I'm going to die in a really cool way.

997
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:13,520
You know, I don't because there's nothing wrong with anger on in terms like they actually like you like showing nipple one stream.

998
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:17,520
They would remove part of his brain for the butchers nails.

999
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:21,520
I didn't quite see the emperor the way the other Primarch saw the emperor.

1000
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:28,520
And so essentially the emperor had to force him he, you know, before the final battle, he was taken away.

1001
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:36,520
And this made anger on pretty much earn his name as he was pretty much inconsolable fury grief, everything.

1002
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,520
And then he has to meet his legion.

1003
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:44,520
And one by one, the leaders of the legion at this point here.

1004
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:51,520
You know, we finally found our Primarch is so late in the Great Crusade compared to some of the others, but they're just happy they found him.

1005
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:56,520
And then the legion captain walks in and immediately gets turned into paste.

1006
01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:01,520
It's pretty. And then so obviously a lot of them are pretty shocked over donation by Crimson Corrie.

1007
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:05,520
Thank you so much, brother. He says, well, did is are your favorite right, Colin?

1008
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:09,520
I knew we had something in common. Yeah, truly, truly.

1009
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,520
He loves corn as well.

1010
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:14,520
At this point, subsequently, masters the legion.

1011
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:22,520
So funny enough, the guy who just got killed, they're like, well, it sounds like you're promoted next, you know, Brian, Brian goes in and gets smushed.

1012
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:35,520
And it keeps going to the point where Colin, the captain of the eighth company, he goes in and finally manages to sort of he holds his ground and lives long enough.

1013
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:42,520
Oh, no, I eat homeless people. I Valentine said, I was like, you're like, I know, I was people.

1014
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:46,520
There's a good there's a clip for you.

1015
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:53,520
And at this point, Colin just lives long enough to sort of show his metal towards Angra on show.

1016
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:57,520
You know, this is the war hounds. We've you know, we are worthy.

1017
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:05,520
And so they bring Angra and out of his rage just long enough to him for him to agree like, I'll give you guys a chance.

1018
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:10,520
And he as he's limping away, like brings Angra now. And they're all like, oh, my God, he did it.

1019
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:14,520
And he declares Angra on is like the Primark of the Legion.

1020
01:21:14,520 --> 01:21:21,520
But they're not quite they're all very much aware like their Primark is somewhat damaged.

1021
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:33,520
And this would go on to be where the Legion and Primark are reunited. But it continues those continuing story where the Legion is constantly trying to earn and Grom's effects.

1022
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:36,520
They're very jealous of all the other legions. A lot of them get on well with their Primark.

1023
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:39,520
The Primark introduces them to their ways of war.

1024
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:45,520
You know, they're bringing into their brotherhood and Grom is just a lone soldier who's kind of just trying to find a way to die.

1025
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:52,520
And they would eternally try and seek after Angra's affections and would never really earn it until much more.

1026
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:54,520
That's a Horus heresy thing. Let's go over.

1027
01:21:54,520 --> 01:22:01,520
And at many points to the beginning of the Legion now, they already quite melee focus quite heavy like shock troops.

1028
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:09,520
But with Angra having them as a leader, they would sort of delve into that even more because of them were trying to follow with their Primark.

1029
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:13,520
Follow his example. It wasn't much more like Angra teaching them.

1030
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:16,520
It was more like they were just desperate to emulate Angra and so he would like.

1031
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:22,520
Hang on a minute. He's not using a weapon. He's using his teeth and his fingernails. That sounds like a good idea.

1032
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:27,520
Yeah, it got pretty. Angra would show them the ways of the gladiatorial.

1033
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:33,520
He would he would at most shown like, you know, I don't you know, you guys are not teaching how to fight.

1034
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,520
But here's what we had in Syria. We had gladiatorial pits.

1035
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:40,520
You know, that made my constantly talk about the eaters of cities that made them worthy.

1036
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:46,520
So at this point, when the legions renamed to the world eaters in honor of the fallen gladiators,

1037
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:52,520
they would have like gladiatorial pits set up all over their ships and they would tie chains around their weapons.

1038
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:54,520
So, you know, because Angra did it basically.

1039
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:57,520
So whatever Angra does, we'll try to imitate it.

1040
01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:01,520
The legion would get bloodier, more ruthless.

1041
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:06,520
And eventually, at some point, Angra sort of runs away again because he's like super upset.

1042
01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:12,520
Can't manage to bring him in one more time, you know, hey, well, that will be death is out there, buddy.

1043
01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,520
I'm sure, you know, hell yeah.

1044
01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:18,520
You know, die so good, such a good death. So good.

1045
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:22,520
And they pretty much sort of they're keeping up with Angra.

1046
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:25,520
Angra just basically says, I just can't get with you guys.

1047
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:29,520
You're not worthy. You don't have any nails when he means is the butcher's nails.

1048
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,520
And so they start to try and recreate the technologies.

1049
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:37,520
The crusade is growing a lot of the other Primarchs and legions sort of do comment at this time.

1050
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:40,520
They're sort of going on. What are you doing to your sons?

1051
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:43,520
This is really barbaric because at every point so far,

1052
01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:49,520
every experimentation has killed the legionary with the butcher's nails until I can't remember the name of the planet.

1053
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:54,520
I don't know if you have it, Andy, but they finally reached one planet, like Gehenna or something similar to that name.

1054
01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:56,520
Yeah, again, for the Genomasker.

1055
01:23:56,520 --> 01:24:01,520
And they find the technology that will help them make the butcher's nails.

1056
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:06,520
They're trying to recreate it from Angra's own sort of sculpt, but they don't have it.

1057
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:09,520
And they finally find the technology.

1058
01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:15,520
There's actually like a civil war this time in Legion because there are some legionaries who go, no, we're more loyal to the emperor.

1059
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:22,520
We should not be butchering ourselves like this. I don't who cares being more like Angra.

1060
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:26,520
But quickly, the leadership of that rebellion gets slaughtered by like Khan,

1061
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:33,520
who emerges as the first successful living member of the legion who gets the butcher's nails in.

1062
01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:38,520
And essentially everyone else is actually going like, all right, I'm not fighting Khan.

1063
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:40,520
There's no need.

1064
01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:45,520
And slowly the butcher's nails would be implemented over the next many parts of the Great Crusade.

1065
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:52,520
So only the psychers of the legion were the only ones left in Legion who no longer had the butchers nails,

1066
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:55,520
just because I think it immediately killed the psychers no matter what they did.

1067
01:24:55,520 --> 01:25:01,520
So the psychers were spared, but they were sort of like an outcast group here.

1068
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:05,520
More comments here. I can't. I don't want to read that.

1069
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:11,520
Eli Fourhead Cam. They're so mean. Sorry. They're so mean.

1070
01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:17,520
But at this point, more towards I'm not sure if I'm missing anything here, but towards the latter part,

1071
01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:21,520
there would also be an interaction with the Space Force here.

1072
01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:25,520
I can't remember the name of the event if you have it on hand. It's called something.

1073
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:27,520
It's like the Night of the Wolf or something.

1074
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,520
The Night of the Wolf or something like that.

1075
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:39,520
This is essentially when the Emperor's executioner has turned up and he's here to censure Angra on for what he's doing to his sons.

1076
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:42,520
So it's not come from the Emperor yet, which is very bizarre.

1077
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:49,520
I always find him the law. But essentially, Leman Russ confronts Angra on Angra is not like the Primarch.

1078
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:53,520
So he doesn't actually. This kid, I was like part of his brain is missing.

1079
01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:57,520
He clearly doesn't feel like he's imprinted with loyalty to the Emperor like the others.

1080
01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:03,520
And so he makes a threat saying he'll go to the Golden Throne and take the bastards, you know, the tyrant bastard's head,

1081
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:08,520
because he just sees the Emperor is the same as the people who were like the nobles on New Syria.

1082
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:17,520
This starts a confrontation. Essentially, the Angra manages to push ahead and he manages to almost bring down Leman Russ.

1083
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:21,520
But he realizes it was Leman. He doesn't realize it. He'll never accept it.

1084
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:26,520
But Leman Russ just goes to prove a point where he lets Angra push ahead.

1085
01:26:26,520 --> 01:26:33,520
But then his space will push the World Eaters back to the point where the space will lose quite a few legionaries.

1086
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:39,520
But ultimately, they are they surround the World Eaters force here. And if Angra keeps going,

1087
01:26:39,520 --> 01:26:43,520
the rest just shows he could kill them in an instant if he wanted to.

1088
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:48,520
It's just showing him the fact that he doesn't work with his sons and that what he's doing to them,

1089
01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:52,520
putting the butchers nails in them clearly makes them inferior tacticians.

1090
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:56,520
And the point, you know, is basically trying to show him an example.

1091
01:26:56,520 --> 01:26:58,520
But again, Angra is too stubborn.

1092
01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:04,520
And there's that little interaction where Angra is retelling this to Lorca in Betrayer, I think it is.

1093
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:11,520
And Lorca is going, you don't get it, bro. You don't get it. Leman was right. Leman was like, no, he's a pompous asshole.

1094
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:14,520
It's very much the person is the person who says I won the argument.

1095
01:27:14,520 --> 01:27:18,520
And then they tell you what happened and you realize they did not win the argument.

1096
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:21,520
You didn't win that argument. You were in the wrong.

1097
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:25,520
I totally, totally showed that 12 year old who was bossing.

1098
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:29,520
No, you didn't. No, you didn't.

1099
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:33,520
But and then I and then I smacked Leman and everyone cheered.

1100
01:27:33,520 --> 01:27:36,520
It's like, did they? Did they cheer? No.

1101
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:41,520
But even at this time, a lot of the leads, so I was mentioning just the drip.

1102
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:43,520
I always like mentioning the drip in Warhammer stuff.

1103
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:49,520
Legionary colors at this time are like sort of they're the cream white with blue pauldrons,

1104
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:56,520
which I do kind of prefer a lot more the original Legion colors to talk Legion, the World Eaters.

1105
01:27:56,520 --> 01:28:03,520
But even at this point, it was like because of with the butchers now, like the court, the biting of the nails when they're not the nails.

1106
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:05,520
They're not fully in Ray.

1107
01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:09,520
They only feel pleasure when they're like in rage and lost in battle.

1108
01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:12,520
They actually started. Go ahead.

1109
01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:16,520
You would see that post where some dude at a tournament.

1110
01:28:16,520 --> 01:28:20,520
It's a guy on Instagram. I talk to him semi regularly.

1111
01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:25,520
He said his opponent was shadow boxing the whole time.

1112
01:28:25,520 --> 01:28:30,520
Never he asked him to stop because the nails are funny.

1113
01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:32,520
People got so upset about that, too.

1114
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:35,520
It's like, holy fuck, we all got we all got tism.

1115
01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:38,520
Just let people do their just let people be tistic.

1116
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:41,520
All right, let us let us do our thing.

1117
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:46,520
And like the Legionary Legionary, like colors are pretty cool this time, but even then they were saying

1118
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:52,520
they often would lose their tactical sense and would just charge randomly.

1119
01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:58,520
I mean, even the article told the word barriers at one point, how many times did you con you came to be all noble?

1120
01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:04,520
But how many times did you lose yourself to the nails and just randomly booked civilians like, yeah, my bad.

1121
01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:09,520
So like a lot of the times, particularly Legionary colors start to like their arm is often stained with blood.

1122
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:16,520
And then it would eventually obviously turn out to be much more to the point where like even the newer members would paint their armor red,

1123
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:19,520
just because they thought that was what they really the actual colors were.

1124
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:29,520
Because again, it was so full of like Kate and like Kate and blood and caked up from what I can remember is like towards the latter part they have in the Great Crusade.

1125
01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:37,520
So at the very end where I think Angron essentially joins with Horus and they're attacking the is the book in.

1126
01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:44,520
They might be the end of or false gods and essentially is where the betrayal starts to begin.

1127
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:52,520
But the world is not sort of really inducted until after this point where they are they're killing a world in which they shouldn't be doing it.

1128
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:56,520
And Angron randomly gets buried under rubble and then suddenly emerges.

1129
01:29:56,520 --> 01:30:00,520
But then he's lost the nail, so he randomly kills like some of their own men as well.

1130
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:08,520
And I think at that point as well towards the later part, the very end here, Horus would approach Angron and basically say,

1131
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:13,520
Yo, because Horus knew the Primarch very well. He just says, Do you want to just kill the Emperor?

1132
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:25,520
And he went, Yeah. And the world is ever desperate to appease their father and ever aware the fact that the the Imperium of Man is sort of hates them.

1133
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:30,520
Just, you know, take talks crap about them and what they've become. They call them literally butchers.

1134
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:44,520
So they're happy to replace the Emperor with the idea that also the librarians in the world is all just collectively just kind of going, Oh, no, somewhat sane guys in the Legion going, I don't think this is a good idea.

1135
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:47,520
They didn't really have like a legion ethos as well.

1136
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:58,520
They very much were just it was pretty much for Angron's perspective. It was a it was vengeance against the Emperor who sort of forced him to be his soldier.

1137
01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:05,520
They often he would impart that into his legion where it's like, you know, you're we're forced to be butchers for an empire that doesn't that hates us.

1138
01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:13,520
So they're pretty much they're not they don't even know why they fight anymore. They just do they fight simply to feel something.

1139
01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:23,520
I think that might be unless I miss any event during the Great Crusade and particularly, I think it's not much they're kind of again, they're just kind of generic.

1140
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:27,520
They are they're angry and they like to fight and then they did this thing.

1141
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,520
Cool. Simple.

1142
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:41,520
There's a there's been this one cool bit which mentioned a bit more Khan Khan is a cool character because he actually won the few characters who's able to sort of resist the butchers nails decently well.

1143
01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:51,520
And he builds up friendship with he builds up friendship with characters such as Argyle tall Sigismund as well members of pretty much low.

1144
01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:56,520
He's he's often seen as I don't know if he is the prime he missed the Primarch's equity, isn't he?

1145
01:31:56,520 --> 01:32:01,520
Because he's often a sort of diplomatic character who would go speak to other legions.

1146
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:03,520
Oh, no, my crimson glory. Thank you.

1147
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:11,520
Thank you. Well, you just don't paint their armor. They eat the paint which is paint paint. Tuffin is great pre workout. So true.

1148
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:13,520
Truly, truly is super glue.

1149
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:16,520
Huffing but they're another thing as well.

1150
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:21,520
They're just known for having lots of chain weapon like chain axes, chain swords things to that.

1151
01:32:21,520 --> 01:32:28,520
And I remember there's a cool part which I mentioned like Khan's actually not very good with a sword compared to even like ultramarines and stuff.

1152
01:32:28,520 --> 01:32:35,520
But he is really good with like the axes because they don't that's the thing they often train in the gladiatorial pits with and they often to that.

1153
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:38,520
There's one more thing I should mention out leading as well.

1154
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:43,520
They have their own language because they pretty much often recruit on the go.

1155
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:53,520
They don't have like a whole new Syria was not touched as like a recruiting world because Angon probably just didn't even acknowledge it was there because it was the place where everything went wrong and he hates it.

1156
01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:58,520
So they would pretty much pick up people willing and unwilling on the go.

1157
01:32:58,520 --> 01:33:03,520
And so they had to form their own legion language. I can't remember the name off the top of my head.

1158
01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:06,520
That's like because an S like Skagra or something similar.

1159
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:17,520
So they had their own like space marine language which they use and it sounded very guttural and pretty like it sounds pretty strange to hear from outside.

1160
01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:23,520
Some of them didn't even speak Gothic which I found really crazy in some of the books I mentioned because there's straight up there's no need to.

1161
01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:28,520
And they often like headbutting each other. That's a funny bit I love as well.

1162
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:33,520
They basically did like the Klingons where it's just they spoke Klingon and they're a warrior queen.

1163
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:37,520
It's like yeah just very harsh harsh harsh consonants and all that stuff.

1164
01:33:37,520 --> 01:33:39,520
That kind of noise.

1165
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:47,520
They have their interesting characters are often the ones who are able to resist the nail biting you know the butchers nails.

1166
01:33:47,520 --> 01:33:54,520
They have some cool members who were like this one guy who was the old legion master who is now in a dreadnought at this point.

1167
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:57,520
And he'll be cool during the Horus heresy.

1168
01:33:57,520 --> 01:34:03,520
Again there's there's still one who didn't have the nails because he was in a dreadnought and then he woke up and went what is happening.

1169
01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:12,520
These look at someone changed the wallpaper. Oh my god he has a nails in the back of his head. They often describe them as looking like dreadlocks I think particularly in the law as well.

1170
01:34:12,520 --> 01:34:14,520
That's just the way they do it.

1171
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:18,520
And I think that might just be world eaters.

1172
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:23,520
Dutch has said that Niagara Carly is the language they said thank you brother.

1173
01:34:23,520 --> 01:34:25,520
Thank you.

1174
01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:28,520
The world eaters best fam in the stream.

1175
01:34:28,520 --> 01:34:35,520
Truly a lot amount of. Well that was the three bloodiest legions so far.

1176
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:44,520
Great crusade and I'm particularly I may ask Colin Eli from their perspective like you have a favorite out of the three or maybe at least favorite of the three as well.

1177
01:34:44,520 --> 01:34:47,520
World eaters stupid.

1178
01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:49,520
No.

1179
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:55,520
Or leaders are my favorite out of their books do slap though they're really cool.

1180
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:59,520
Blood Angels I guess be my favorite.

1181
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:11,520
Final I say the lead I just not like modern blood angels chapter, really good Legion I put it was my least favorite, because there's actually not nowhere near the amount they would need.

1182
01:35:11,520 --> 01:35:21,520
But yeah I haven't read a single blood angels book because the first like 20 books, they're not in them. So, they are they are side characters in much of the.

1183
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:30,520
The night was just kind of make me angry that they exist, not even like that I just like the concept of them I it's like, biggie.

1184
01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:36,520
How is this not an issue for you. Yeah, I agree. My words are my least favorite.

1185
01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:42,520
I think it's like at a certain point it's like hey man, maybe.

1186
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:48,520
Maybe you don't need that many space marines maybe we can tighten the restrictions, just just.

1187
01:35:48,520 --> 01:35:57,520
I think the nightlords Legion are my least favorite, but they have some of the coolest characters. Yeah.

1188
01:35:57,520 --> 01:36:04,520
Their Primark as well with like they don't have a character which is I thought like, kind of the caricature or it sucks.

1189
01:36:04,520 --> 01:36:09,520
They do have they do have some of the, I mean, they're the good part that their primarks dead.

1190
01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:18,520
And they're makes them more interesting. Thank God. He's in a spirit stone bro. He's in a spirit stone. Yeah, I hope that spirit stone gets eaten by like a Tyranid.

1191
01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:22,520
Shout out to my aunt who got interesting when their Primark died.

1192
01:36:22,520 --> 01:36:27,520
Crimson Glory another one. Thank you brother. It says Colin embrace the return of monkey.

1193
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:30,520
Yes. Oh god.

1194
01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:33,520
That was Colin.

1195
01:36:33,520 --> 01:36:43,520
Once they bite for people who are listening again like we're also on Spotify but my god the live chat stream crazy.

1196
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:49,520
If you're listening to this later, definitely come check it out because we're on the Friday evenings at night.

1197
01:36:49,520 --> 01:37:03,520
You can find GMH GMT and GMT. But my god, thank you for everyone for the donations we had so far on this episode. Yeah, seriously, we're going to a semi regular schedule soon.

1198
01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:06,520
Yeah, we should be more normal schedule for time wise.

1199
01:37:06,520 --> 01:37:20,520
I think that being said that that was the we're almost finished with the legions for the crusade era. Yeah, and then we'll probably ultra marines Death Guard and 1000 sons and then finish with sons of Horus word bearers and alpha legion.

1200
01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:29,520
And we're done. Yeah, and then we'll probably have to stop the Horus heresy my god poor Colin torched with horus heresy.

1201
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:36,520
Don't worry, this will be this will be in between the way I'm sure we're going to have some fancy. Yes, coming up soon.

1202
01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:46,520
I really hope vampire cancer so desperate for vampire can leave my beard alone I shave it when I go out places.

1203
01:37:46,520 --> 01:38:04,520
This is what I got. Hang on. This guy has a shaved like a white men like what I'm going to do a bar or something I haven't gone out just drink it or something for a while.

1204
01:38:04,520 --> 01:38:09,520
Shout out to the next fortnight stream as well.

1205
01:38:09,520 --> 01:38:16,520
I can't open my mouth anymore.

1206
01:38:16,520 --> 01:38:22,520
We will have some guests on soon as well. We'll keep that surprise for now but some guests on for

1207
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:26,520
maybe we can get a gaming stream in soon as well.

1208
01:38:26,520 --> 01:38:43,520
I'm we're itching for another gaming stream. And with that being said, thank you guys so much for listening and watching this far please like sub donate love, hey mate bed analogies.

1209
01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:48,520
pancreas will be working if you donate enough just kidding.

1210
01:38:48,520 --> 01:38:53,520
But thank you so much listening and we'll catch you on the next one. Peace.

1211
01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:56,520
Bye everyone.