AGE OF SEAMORE STREAM or WARHERMORE FANTASY STREAM?
Whatever you want to call it.
And we should be live.
Well, I mean, one of them has his name in it, so...
Hello!
It's us!
It's the law criminals!
How's it going?
Welcome, everybody!
Welcome!
We are just arguing about...
Oh, wait, there we go.
Arguing about the true name of, is it football or is it soccer?
Now...
You know, Chad, I think we can answer that one very easily.
Which country has a flag on the moon?
Which country derives it from another country?
China, probably, at this point.
I won't tell anyone.
To be fair, it was the flag on the moon.
Oh, no!
Play it out loud!
And the guy, the neighbor next to me is doing chemical work on his car.
Welcome, everybody, to this episode of the Iceberg Effect.
We should, again, I always forget to say at the beginning, we are on Spotify as well,
so if you want to listen to us offline, please do.
And Amazon Music.
Yes.
Oh, we are everywhere.
We are in your walls.
Looking at the chat.
Football!
Yeah!
Bro, I'm going to get...
Bro, it's called football, but you barely kick it.
That flag is bleach white.
Yeah, but what colors were it?
It's called rugby, guys.
Red, white and blue.
To be fair, we all have red, white and blue.
You don't need to wear them, it's fine.
By the way, before we start, we did get a $2 donation from Jeremy Golden saying, hey,
we're going to play football.
We're going to play football.
We're going to play football, we're going to play football, we're going to play football.
me so this is gonna have to be like the loudest intro ever if I'm gonna scream it but thank you
guys all for coming today we've got a big topic because it's perhaps the best deity in the entire
setting yeah praise be get my inner heimsker going because this is sigma sigma loves you
the sigma the sigma the sigma he doesn't have any other names um apart from barbara apart from the
last ones he does pardon poor audio listeners for that though um but to be fair before we get into
good old delicious sigma lore I don't know why I use that word um we have to do the question of
the week now last week we were asking you like who would you worship it was hashtag worship in
the last episode for chaos corruption and we've got some some replies here that we need to just
deal with um first one is by but this is this guy's an actual like celebrity of the street
at dj beast thank you probably a member of law crimes hashtag worship I would worship the horned
rat because f all the other chaos gods if I'm going down at least I will worship the only chaos god
with a sense of humor plus I might get to see fanko in action before I get turned into ammo
depository respectable uh respectable opinions here um we do a donation for the six shittles
you better save boy and girl thank you brother in our hearts he's number one we all know uh
another one by another sort of uh reoccurring uh brother here by at anarian targaryen they said
hashtag worship ranny the witch because she becomes a god and literally leaves you as a consort
okay uh blue forearmed waifu what more do you want not sure why you are desperate for the
arms there brother uh we're not all forearms length it's fine it's like form that's what
shouts my form dempera mentioned and i used to win he's still the wind of a four arms
emperor it's just that for armpits okay so sorry another one by um at sweetness hashtag
worship zinch i'm too vain to look like a nirgal worshiper two disciplines to worship slanesh
and too chill to worship corn i am however extremely ambitious and love some good old
trolling i picked this one just because i felt like this might be a bit boomer energy the way
it was written so i appreciate the older people watching if not brother you gotta seriously work
on that yeah you gotta work on that it was trolling got the kind of energy where you say like jinkies
with a fortnight battle pass just re-enchant yes that's nice check out the um we did an epic
rat battles uh tier list stream who wanted to check that out it's definitely real it's
totally yeah definitely epic see whose uh see whose favorites were picked was totally planned in everything uh
last one here was at by um what's his name oh my god donkey asaurus rex
it's my favorite dance he says hashtag worship nirgal so the poop knife is canonical and in my
codex oh my gosh oh god um thank you brothers we do have a nation by uh donkey man you were saying
says after listening to elf slayer irish dark elves i have fallen to collins mirafi propaganda
and i too desire a goth irish dark elf domi mommy it gets to you it's real i can't believe i have to
say that out loud i'm about to start worshiping malekith as the true phoenix king if this keeps
going yeah as written as written truly um thank you so much guys for the question of the week there
we do have the next question of the week which is fuck off dj beats leave him alone
dj beats is always in our case people need to catch our case yeah sorry colin's case
um the next question of the week is to do with hashtag godhood so we want to know what would be
your great quest or journey to ascension of godhood what would your great deed be again you can make it
terrible make it disgusting within reason or just make it funny go for it you know what great
deed will you do to achieve your hashtag godhood thank you for the uh submissions brothers for the
previous question of the week um today though it's a bit more serious because it's to deal with
the one and true the i mean the emperor before it was an emperor in 40k this is sigma heldenhammer
or sigma unbarogan i don't want to i think i said unbarogan yeah unbarogan i don't want to
mess that up you know praise me to boingob who's not quite in the fantasy setting for now um but
colin will be taking us through the lore and the iceberg of sigma take it away i would be happy to
do so so uh sigmar yeah you know he's a he's a cool guy he might you know he has the warhammer
that the settings are named after uh as well as a setting all to himself named after him uh but
our story starts a bit before that so pardon me uh sigmar you know he was he was just born
he was not born a god there was no uh depending on whatever interpretation of the emperor is none of
none of that for sigmar he wasn't either a bunch of shamans ritually killing themselves he wasn't
some weapon from dark age technology he was he was just a dude uh born to greatness uh as the
twin-tailed comet soared high over the day of his birth signifying that something something special's
coming i just realized in the universe is this like some like the star above bethlehem sort of
stuff but it's the twin probably i never put that together until now wow they really did a copy
homework again gw spoiler alert but they have the sign of the hammer it's called which is uh just
you know instead of you go up for the cross it's side side side middle side down instead of wow
it's it's not very creative it's like they do have in 40k the um the equipment you did the arms over
yeah the little two eagle head bird things but this looks like i'm just doing shadow puppets
do you realize it is a little bit there's a bit of an influence there from a certain
and real world thing but this one's a little bit more wholesome we couldn't tell with all the
cathedrals and everything yes uh but yeah he was born the twin-tailed comet soaring high signifying
that pardon me i man a truly legendary hero has been born but he was born in less than ideal
conditions uh less than ideal conditions of course meaning an orc took his weapon to his mother mid-birth
uh which is not generally great and she did die from blood loss but his father and his bodyguard
did manage to reach her before they could kill sigmar as well and had a cut short all of warhammer
and it i don't know why this sticks out to me but this wasn't like a plot or anything like you know
you'd think oh great you know sigmar future god being born that was probably zene's right
that the his that was just unlucky this just happened to the poor guy so uh quite the rough
day start from birth uh he was born to the the unbarrogan tribe so sigmar unbarrogan and at this
time they were just like barbarian tribes like the bronze age was you know all the rage about this
time they lived in you know like tents and stuff and the the chieftain might be so lucky you know
sigmar's dad was the chieftain so sigmar is lucky enough to have a bearskin rug instead of you know
like elk skin or something like that not not you know glorious uh or you know incredibly opulent
conditions uh this is what sigmar's born and you know he's a he's a young lad in a barbarian tribe
so you know he goes out hunts for his food all that kind of stuff very primitive uh early on you
know he gets it's called dooming day which is a very fun name for it uh although it's maybe a
little bit less impressive than you might think uh you just get locked in a tomb of your ancestors
and see if they had everything good to tell you uh and they didn't really have anything to tell
sigmar so when he climbs out of his cave he looks out over the land that is his father's people and
sees that it's really just a bunch of scared hamlets like they hiding from any threats uh
like you know the beastmen that are in every forest ever in warhammer fantasy they're hiding
away cowering from the dark except the ones gdw is removed from the market yeah except this is
before you think about gw routinely destroying the beast as a faction we do have a donation by
ado hin he says can you do the sign of the comet for us i don't know if that's just us the side of
the hammer left middle right down i was gonna say like a comet we just like throw ourselves head
first across the room let me go plant my head in the drywall back there real quick praise sigma
holy justice uh yeah so he does that then he's not happy over the state of mankind
uh do me case any day i go on twitter too true uh but so sigmar is gonna he's gonna work towards
changing things he doesn't like this uh before that though he grabs some uh he for some friends who
uh just uh this this is you know this is the start of his journey it's some pretty first level dnd
stuff goes to kill a boar that has a reputation for killing everyone that tries to kill it
everyone that tries to kill it so they get there and all the friends he takes with just book it
but sigmar tames it by yanking a spear out of its back that have been causing it some discomfort
which you know i kind of like this because it shows like yeah sigmar is conan the barbarian
with the serial numbers filed off but you know he doesn't just unga bunga things that bother him
don't necessarily need to die which is nice uh and you know going forward a bit it's time for some
more fun stuff so this point oh i should uh mention in mind that his birth year i believe was uh
negative 15 in the imperial calendar so which is teclis and tyrian around at this point no they're
not even they're not born i think for a few thousand years oh so like this is my old team
in them yeah sigmar himself is the uh the what do you say like that at this point like the elves
and dwarves have already had their great war uh ruining everything the tomb kings are the tomb
kings uh you know dark elves are around kathé is sure existing in the lore that's that's about it
there shall be some depth on the other side of the world which we're not gonna touch with a
stick yeah there's plenty of interesting stories to tell that we will not be telling
uh but as as it goes in like you know not europe the empire isn't around yet because sigmar hasn't
done that yet uh so like the human nations of the old world don't exist yet except for maybe some
city states in tilea but that's neither here nor there they're not particularly important to sigmar's
story uh but he's 15 now though pardon me uh and it's time for him to get quite the jump in status
when he saves the life of the high king of the dwarfs uh so how that starts is some orcs because
orcs and beastmen are everywhere we're raiding sigmar's lands and he wasn't a fan of this he's
a you know he'll appreciate he's like commander farsight and since that any amount of orcs more
than zero is too many orcs for signal and true real and true so he goes just starts chasing the
out uh but these orcs had some special in their possession which is kirgan ironbeard the high king
of the dwarfs and that might be the single dwarfiest name i've heard in my life uh but
pardon me so sigmar starts fighting the dwarves and he brings his his army with him and the
dwarf high king sees him doing this and is like this guy is pretty cool this fact this guy is just
a human we don't have too much contact with them and they're not terribly impressive the dwarfs have
mountain holds that go miles deep and sigmar found we just discovered cess pits i yeah the humanity
has just discovered digging a pit to shit in so you know not exactly the most impressive stuff
the age of empire 2 has just started like you've not quite gotten past the first age yet so you
just you know you're not quite getting to paladins and knights or to tonic it's best best action
you've just discovered farming oh we have a donation here by uh angry homunculus is a sorry
i'm late uh in quotes only the faithful true thank you for showing up real appreciate the fact that's
setrid in the conga it's not a plot holes it's it is the plot he couldn't get there in time before
old age got him that is the plot of setra's character isn't it because as well like the
black fire pass thing like the setra never went beyond that or up it i don't know if it explicitly
stated but it's probably a decent thing to assume because black fire pass is a very uh pardon me or
confessed it yeah by the way i did draw a picture of sigma would you like to see it all right we
would very much describe this for the um i don't know describe it for the audio people kind of
thank you uh it looks like there is a man in very nice chunky golden emperor-like armor who maybe
has a babalonian beard as well thank you very much handy that's what the audio listeners there
my resident artist truly uh but the uh yeah sigma thank you insulin pump for really rudely
interrupting me uh kurgan the dwarf guy he sees you know sigma going to town he's like you know
that's pretty cool and so he breaks the chains the orcs imprisoned bin which he probably could
have done at any time but then he would have been alone surrounded by orcs so probably thought it
was best to just kind of sit there he broke his chains uh runs uh fights his way to the war boss
tent and grabs sigmar a special little present galmaraz the skull splitter the warhammer
he uh which it's also it should be known the dwarf was swearing the entire time up and down left and
right because dwarfs are not elegant uh but you know he was surrounded by orcs i think it's i
think it's valid to be in a bit of a sweary mood you know i probably would be too valid question
here though do the dwarfs in the warhammer fancy verse are they like do they have swedish accents
or scottish accents i think they're more of like a northern english accent what like like newcastle
kinda i don't i don't know exactly what accent they like i don't think i know like peaky blinders
like they're from birmingham or something they sound like gimli when like you read the audio
you he listens to audiobooks it depends on what it is because the dwarf malachai mckyson is
specifically written to be scottish except they write his his dialogue like in gothic and felix
with a scottish accent they write how it sounds and i've some of those some of those lines of
text i read them and it's like i don't know what i just read what does it mean like something like
uh so i don't think is a holder scottish
fair enough some of them are but not all of them uh but yeah sigmar gets that hammer tossed to him
and splits an orc skull i it it it translates to skull splitter he puts it to pieces or he puts it
to work uh after the fight is over everything's you know all done and good with uh sigmar tries
to give the hammer back uh but kurgan's a cool guy and he recognizes sigmar is uh probably destined
for greatness especially because the hammer is magic even ancient even to the dwarves and they
believe that it has like it's like you know mjolnir chooses its wielder so the fact sigmar can use it
of all they're kind of like well you can you can probably keep that you're probably going to use
it more than we could uh and he cements mankind of the dwarves forever having a steadfast alliance
at least sigmar's you know sigmar's group of people uh yeah so and again just a reminder he's 15 years
old uh so after this he goes on to keep killing more orcs one of his friends dies which not
terribly you know not great but this is his first time commanding like a truly massive army so while
things considered he did pretty well uh they returned back to what would eventually become
the city of altdorf and you know they celebrate uh that uh sigmar's friend had a twin brother who
was not happy with sigmar because he got his brother killed you know we'll come back to that
later but you know that's you know foreshadowing what's that uh meanwhile you know the the dwarf
alliance is it's it's leading to some stuff uh iron specifically humanity humanity has finally
entered the iron ages oh they were they were bronze before that wow yeah pretty much uh they
were not exactly you know advanced wow cesspit might have been an overreach then i it
the at least other than have any wheels any of these fancy spherical things we had blocks
and we used them to move stuff the tomb kings were advanced cathay was advanced and all of the
playable human factions were not advanced they were hiding in caves in the ruins of elven colonies
for until now so yeah iron hey iron good i like iron uh but yeah uh during this time uh the chaos
gods finally woke up and saw sigmar was probably gonna cause them some issues going forward
so they sent an uh an army armada of the norse tribe which are not quite norse skins yet they're
not quite norse skins yet they're the norse tribe uh to go kill sigmar his father went to face them
and killed the chaos lord leading the invasion but it was at the cost of his father's own life
sigmar did not know of this at the moment because his dead friend's brother
assaulted him murdered his sister that's his friend's brother sister not sigmar's sister
killed sigmar's lover who actually i think that was his sister and then tossed sigmar in a river
as the chaos guys turned him into a demon prince if you play total warhammer that's azazel's
backstory oh damn right now the guy who actually like looks pretty decent as a chaos lord and
there were little snake tails and stuff
uh pretty spicy he does in fact look like he's not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school
yeah that's fair he's not that level of creepy it's more like are we sure about that
he gives me the sense like he would track he would run you down on all fours
like that level of like like that level of scariness i'm looking at this guy's smile and
yeah it's not it's not great he absolutely would run on all fours to get you i've seen my shoes
oh good lord he's also a slanesh you know yeah demon prince so he's definitely not great
dragon he steps on lego for fun
i don't want to know what this man does for fun it's worse than being on your foot
jeez sorry for the listeners there anyway uh sigmar's on death's doorstep not great he just
got tossed in a river uh but uh he wakes up and he's in a gray scale land with like weird shadow
monsters everywhere it's barren it's boring it like it looks like if you take a picture of like
you know any part of the midwest ever where it's just nothing but grass and corn and gray scale
the picture shut them to the midwest when nothing happens this is truly i can't it's not america's
asshole that's florida and this truly is land this is in fact part of the world of hair just like
oh there isn't fat ground here yeah uh but on the bright side his dad's there and he gives him a big
old bear hug and they start killing those shadow monsters together and after a little bit of doing
this sigmar comes to realize that he's on death's doorstep and is kind of hovering around the edges
of moore's garden which is where the dead go in warhammer at least the human dead the dwarven dead
just kind of sink into the earth and elven dead there's like 50 different things that can happen
at them most of them incredibly unpleasant uh there's two guys out forever elven souls in
fantasy not just one shout to dj b saying send this man to iowa truly a barren wasteland uh but
they have uh what's that uh that scene from lord of the rings at the second movie it is where like
the ghosts all show up uh third movie third movie i've still not seen the second two lord of the
rings movies or it could be the the swamp lands will be elven dead in the ground in the swamp area
two towers there when colin was like escorting them yeah but it's uh it's a nice heroic moment
him and his dad alongside a whole bunch of uh unbaroque and ghost warriors fight against the
shadow demons and the ghost of the warlord his dad killed for his dad gives him a fancy amulet and
fully passes on to the afterlife and with that sigmar comes back to reality and is understandably
a little bit upset that the uh you know his dad's dead because the norse tribes you know came uh
tried to kill him so he takes uh he gets his own army and nearly slaughters the norse tribes to the
last and now those descendants of them who fled become the norse skins uh so that's how that's
where you get norska from and they will forever make you very angry in total warhammer as they
constantly destroy nordland and ruin your imperial authority i don't love norska but brittonia needs
that to then do their land invasion of norsk yeah they start with it they start operation sea lion
invading albion and taking bellacor and the balls and then moving up gotta love it uh but yeah for
for a little bit you know outside threats have been dealt with all the orcs uh are for the moment
not bothering him that much he just beat the hell out of the chaos wars of worshipers he would have
had to deal with now sigmar can get to work with his main dream of uniting men why does it say
common coli i don't know what i've i've done nothing and yet you say common colonel i'm giving
sigmar lord they're making fun of you not watching oh i read the books fuck off
sigmar time leave my movie lack of viewership below so honestly we should send him an animated
one just then joseph pollard thank you for the 10th out praise me to sigma are the first sigma
male turned sigma god truly incoming back up thank you for the 15 thank you brother
i wonder if the pole has gotten in the way living in the midwest i don't need to read the rest of
that uh i wonder if gork and morc sent the orcs to kill ciggies mom because they knew who'd become
their buddy and wanted to start their brawl early i mean orcs doing anything that's as
good of a motivation as any or they're just orcs they're just there probably more likely a happy
accident if it's an orc thing yeah oh that was good whoops yeah but uh you know outside threats
dealt with now sigmar is going to get into his dream of uniting you know the tribes of mankind
into one nation uh only going to talk about two of those tribes because you know you kind of get
the general gist of it sigmar goes to a champion need or like goes to a tribe needs to convince
their leaders to fall under his banner rinse and repeat across what becomes the empire of man
so there's two world talk about one of them is going to be a lot of bitching
the first one is the tautogen's two tojins tautogen's teutonic knights however you say that
tutigans tutigans thank you uh this would become the province of middenland uh you know minenheim
torus boris todbring all that good stuff uh their king arter when sigmar gets there decides he's
going to just kind of sit on what's known as the faulschlag which is a big old pretty much
impregnable fortress atop of minenheim so sigmar waits a day before he decides he's sick of laying
siege like a anything resembling a tactician and just takes some men and climbs up there himself
to directly uh challenge the uh art king arter no relation to king arthur actually that's not this
faction uh as well as just you know demand he account for his actions because you know
he's supposed to be a you know ahead of the war god ulrich and yet this dude's hiding on top of a
mountain not terribly brave uh this was also next to the flame of ulrich speaking of which is
which is pretty much ulrich's like main what's the thing not anchor but like presence in the
physical world so he can't really back down without looking like a bitch next to his war god patron
so they start fighting uh and sigmar actually gets pushed back into the flame of ulrich by
arthur but unlike you know kentucky fried phoenix king maleketh deserve his death kentucky fried
maleketh my god kentucky fried phoenix king uh it's finger licking good that's more what
marathi would say to be fair yeah i need more okay okay god don't start it and then get upset
when i finish is that still canon lore where like marathi and maleketh supposedly i assume so i would
look yuck yuck god he hasn't wearing that black armor as well at the time so he can't take it off
all Darth Vader armor yeah uh but yeah when sigmar gets pushed into the flames of ulrich
uh ulrich's like yeah this guy's pretty awesome so sigmar howls like a wolf comes screaming out
of the flame and gal moraz is arthur uh and with that the tutijans are now firmly on sigmar's side
because uh all works a war god they all follow ulrich sycamore just proved he's better at killing
things so that's it's a very simple matter and that kind of thing repeats across the empire some
are a bit more clever uh than that some are also you know unka bunga sycamore smash the only tribe
he was not able to convince to join up with him was the brittani tribe because they felt they were
simply too good to join sigmar's empire because of course they fucking did they were too busy
larping his high elf cavalry and shitting in the woods their their cultures were very different so
they decided to just be friends okay buddy that's that's true marisa did not go well
how their cultures kids match the type of kids now everything is blitz i don't know if you know
if you know more about it colin like isn't it even like the battle of like ajun core in history
supposedly everyone depicts it like you know also great battle you know men you know fighting in
lines and the arches all that stuff but suppose like archer lines throughout history they would
often the men would just have to fight with their trousers down because so many people had dysentery
in so like real life battles are not like glamorous at all so i love like an accurate
movie depiction like the archers going far another load so the brittonians were finishing something
and then would you like the poison arrows it's it's super effective we haven't got any more ammo
for the catapult it's a supposed to be a tree thing isn't it like most armies are just it's
a ticking time bomb until diarrhea gets everyone i mean well it's like a lot of history it's like
it's there all the time no matter what well i've talked to imagine that inside and you're like oh
i can't get my breeches off because there's too much plating all that was just fine well the
archers would just fight like you know like um like you know just no bombs just shirts
so i know a couple people in the army and they pretty much all of them have told me like yeah if
you drink non-bottled water in wherever you're at you're going to shit your pants it doesn't
matter what country you're in it's because your body like is your immune system is factored around
the water where you live so even if it's not tainted it's not the special water you live with
so it's just diarrhea isn't there a thing in america where like most americans drink bottled
water rather than out of the tap even though the tap water and there's reasons for that it depends
on where you live here but they live in flint i must say flint i don't even know i've only i've
heard of flint michigan and they probably water not good they probably put a lot more in american
water than they do in europe i can only imagine it's like water plus or something they put sugar in
it despite the spice from doing this i'm like oh that's diabetes you know make it crazy oh there was a
drinking water there was a there was another tribe that uh did not unite with sigmar the utones were
the ancestors of marianneburg uh but eventually another emperor later down the line unites them
and so you know whatever uh that's that one's not particularly important it's fucking marianneburg
marianne a marianne burger i didn't know i didn't know that pissed her off he wants to make a discount
steam tanks and yes responsive by dogs by the way 100 like the video by the way he made it this
far because dogs like us like the video all right no i'm not gonna say that i'll bring the puppy
that i have on in a future stream quickie going with likes and we'll all have a dog by the end
of the year at this rate yeah uh but after this aside from you know those two asshole tribes
fucking brittoni i hate you yeah uh they smell uh it was time for sigmar's uh if not his greatest
battle then i you know one of the most iconic because it's time to go to black fire pass
uh the orcs are gathering in greater numbers than ever before and black fire pass leads
sigmar's realm he's going to fight him sooner or later best to fight him at the mountain choke
point before they just start ruining everything ever pardon me uh sigmar killed one army of them
and then kurgan ironbeard the cool dwarf king he saved shows up and goes hey uh sigmar i got bad
news that was the warm-up army of orcs uh that was that was just some of them uh so he calls
all of the tribes he had united by this point while the dwarfs were holding the bulk of these
greenskins at bay not necessarily you know fighting them outright but just delaying them
from getting there while sigmar gathers up reinforcements and then it's time to throw down
at year negative one in the imperial calendar there's a the orc the dwarfs had to withdraw to
their holds because they were either facing too many casualties or the main orc army showed up so
better to get out of the way of that and now all the dwarfs and orcs that the two leaders could gather
form the united army known as sigmar's hammer which is just the coolest thing ever wait doors
wait doors and orcs no dwarves and dwarves and men pardon me like all the men sigmar
heretical to say that's the doors that's saved for total war where the diplomacy system is
whack uh but yeah they gather and it's time to time to fight orcs uh with the knowledge that if
they fail here the orcs are going to go through and probably kill everyone uh they had you know
united by this point uh the battle was it was uh just like one of the biggest battles in warhammer
fantasy uh it was the men and the dwarfs set up their lines and the orcs just kept balling down
on them with just wave after wave of orcs and goblins and trolls and all the fun crap you can
find in a greenskins army at one point sigmar got knocked down by trolls when uh and was saved by
the king of another tribe named marbad who's not particularly important but sigmar liked him uh and
you know i bring that up because he sacrificed himself just to just to give sigmar galmaraz back
and sigmar at this point has lost another friend in a massive battle against orcs on top of you know
now his mother as well what a name though just i couldn't protect you my bad i mean ah no i've just
ah my bad sorry couldn't keep the trolls away but i've got your weapon it's like it's like having a
character who's just like like a very obviously named vic and he's probably short for victim
in the story he's ready to die he's ready to die at the right point yeah it's like the star trek
red chef things it's like what can i introduce you to uh ruse chete of the uh he's a just out of the
academy he's wearing an auspicious green uh red shirt for a one credit on imdb oh no for a 40k
referent it's like anyone being near eisenhorn just immediately is not gonna make it to the end
you are a backstory character you're just gonna be fodder because his whole thing is like everyone
is everyone around him is supposed to go or die so he's just like you can't you know can't you
know mix his hands aggressively can't wait for this guy to get what's coming or something yeah
but sigmar now has galmar as in one hand um an elven sword someone else gave him in the other hand
and he's done leading the army he just kind of goes forward and just starts killing
him and then he's like you know what i mean so orcs get in his way orcs die trolls get in his way
now a troll dies uh and i think it's said that like in the lore it's uh no one really knows
if this was an attempt to like rally his forces where it's like damn look look at sigmar he's
taking them all on his own let's get up there and be like him or if he really just did go insane
and murdering things if it works it works pretty much because the end result was basically everyone
like saw him like yeah he took a look out of the orcs method just like well if you can't beat him
join him yeah it's like go forward and hit things uh so sigmar starts doing that he does this through
it a pretty good chunk of his army to the point that the war boss in charge sees him doing this
and is like i can't i can't let you do that anymore because i'm running out of army
so uh the orc on top of his wyvern flies down to put an end to sigmar and then he dies too
uh pretty unceremoniously all things considered he gets galmar as blundered uh but with that sigmar
finally just collapses because he's taken on pretty much because by this point the men of the
doors were starting to rout so it was pretty much a one v army on sigmar's part and but with that
but with that uh all of the other warriors that were behind him remember that we should
we should probably be fighting too so the men of the dwarves charge into battle and the battle of
black fire pass is won and sigmar is uh he's done the greatest steed up to this point he did as a
first battle black fire pass one look forward to five minutes from now when the orcs are back
because that's just how this place works it's yes i have a question by the way with the because
there's often complaints in 40k about the writers don't do good with scale um do we know how many
numbers there were is it like millions fought or thousands fought because sometimes people have a
go at war hammer like oh that's actually not many people fighting um in some of the horrors heresy
battles in particular like 10 000 that's not that much compared to like a galactic war but i i
understand fantasy would be a bit more constrained uh i believe the orcs had hundreds of thousands
i'm just looking up really quick i confess this is from the wiki uh i didn't think i didn't think
to write down the numbers ye odd reliable uh so the the numbers for the orcs were hundreds of
thousands the humans were and dwarves were tens of thousands or maybe low hundred thousands so it
was a lot of people wow but you know for a legendary fantasy battle i don't i don't think
it's quite like some 40k battles where it's like you throw a number that does still happen in
fantasy because i think at one point one of the authors just outright admitted there are as many
elves as the plot demands which is why like in some battles like the high elves lose 10 guys and
it's like this is a tragic loss that our race cannot afford we will not recover from this
and then five minutes later malekith kills a hundred thousand of them with the flick of his wrist it's
like yeah it's all right don't worry about it it's the uh the war of the the war of the beast effect
was like oh the imperial fist or extinct reset button it's fine don't worry about that it's fine
so yeah this one i don't think is too egregious because you know it's the pivotal battle of a god
king but you know later on yeah there's some there's some uh there's some iffy numbering
there's there's there's some fudging of the numbers
colin should change his fortnight name to vic thank you for that hell you've given them something
wonderful victim god you really are a victim to the victim of this man it's chat the man's
delivering sigmoid or give him a break then go he's can call himself seat as in back seat there we go
yeah yeah uh i'm going i'm going back to to the sigmar lord uh there's one you know little
ceremony by the pope of ulrich just to make sure you know sigmar is for real super worthy but it's
more of a formality by this point he was already in ulrich's flame once it was fine it's really
just a you know put a nice bow on it uh one last tribe is brought to heel with diplomacy
uh proto marian bird gets invaded and conquered and sigmar's 50 years of rule begins
uh it's year zero i see the empire of man is founded uh sigmarian found a cool thing known
as the crown of sorcery which uh you know definitely wasn't lost by ancient necromancers
of unimaginable power definitely not going to be coming back to bite him in the ass very soon
who who put that there like how did this get here my bad i just just fell out my pocket
this universe to find it he just picks it up and you just hear it just kind of go
what was that nothing a lot of still we still have calling fortnight slander in the chat of course
we do what a silly goose stuff like thing i just did
still like thing i just did and then oh speak speak at a silly goose the sentence of the
norse i norse each come back and kill one of sigmar's friends because being in a
20 foot radius of sigma is putting a target on your back uh so sigma responds with just you know
a little a little bit of genocide just a small bit against the norse until just a just a smidgen
until one of his childhood friends somehow made it to adulthood don't know how that guy managed
that but pretty impressive uh manages to calm him down and sigmar starts weeping manly tears
very conan barbarian i swear they're manly tears he's not crying like a bitch
uh and ceases what he was doing and then this scenario pretty much repeats itself a couple
more times where he starts murdering people more than strictly necessary for his calm down
and eventually he realizes that this crown is kind of messing with his brain
as well as making him gaunt and skeletal again really who could that crown belong to evil
magical crown that's making him look like a skeleton could could be anyone could be anyone
with that you know the norse skins are sieging mittenheim the person who talks sigmar down from
the ledge the first time is killed because i don't think i'd even need to say that anymore just assume
if it's one of sigmar's friends they're dying the moment after i mentioned them and they were driven
back sigmar decides he's done waiting for them to come ransack the empire and goes and destroys a
bunch of norse skin villages down to the last uh well not actually no not quite down to the last
he stops short of killing everyone which leads to some chaos problems down the line uh the first uh
the first of a group of chaos warlords who are rather important but that's for later
uh nagash wants his crown back it's nagash spoiler alert everyone the skeleton crown is from nagash
how did it get up to the because this is obviously northern empire territory how did it get from
from was it it's because it's not interacted with azag yet has it no that that comes later
but it's not quite to do with um krell yeah my assumption is that some vampire picked it up got
killed lost it sigmar found it oops again this is so goofy when you drop the the crown of
of destruction ruin everyone's entire i mean that happens a lot of time in warhammer people lose
their shit all the time must be in a dwarf hold that's probably solution i mean that's the
mechanic is driving goal find the shit we lost true you know sometimes praise on this eye yeah
besides you know nagash got al-qadis are you can't blame him for losing some stuff so many adjectives
for like characters or weapons in this setting i don't i just i just kind of do it i don't know why
there's gamma as like how i say like with um in the first manus law the one guy who he literally
he threw a hammer like he hammered a guy so hard into the wall he dented inside of an almost
destructible vault he made like he rocketed it so hard the guy literally went like was he was
donk
yeah that's uh that's that's about what happened oh yeah first manus law there by the way all of it
in one go for the desperate you for keeping it concise uh but yeah nagash is now making himself
known again as he does every couple thousand years in warhammer uh and across the entirety
of sigmar's empire the undead rises one and attacked the living uh they'd uh pardon me nagash
led uh his army straight for reichdorf which is what altdorf is known at by this point i'm
going to keep calling it altdorf though just for the sake of simplicity uh while the rest of his
army just rampages across the empire and keeps it divided uh sigmar puts nagash's crown back on his
head because even though it makes him a little bit angsty it keeps him protect from nagash's magic to
some extent not perfect protection because nagash is still nagash and the guy who invented necromancy
and you know incredibly powerful and all that but it keeps him alive basically uh just reminds me
those adverses like this kills 99.9 percent of germs this is like 99 percent of nagash's power
silly bang gone bang and the dirt is gone unfortunately andy the last one percent was
still enough to almost kill sigmar yeah uh because it kind of starts wearing him down it also helps
get nagash doesn't really get tired he's already dead there's nothing in him to get tired he's a
skeleton you're not gonna feel the burn of lactic acid if you don't have any muscles like that well
yeah you know it's arguably cheating but i say that it's simply nagash is proof that he is the
best ever he's nagash my man go decaf crown on uh but sigmar is also you know a bit of a clever
lad so he throws nagash's crown off his head onto the ground it starts taunting him and nagash is so
greedy and obsessed with his crown that he stops fighting sigmar and just dives for the crown
like mid-fight they're swinging at each other you know sigmar just rips it off his head and nagash
just goes mine and dives at it and that leads to nagash getting you know galmarazd uh and ending
the threat of nagash once and for all except not really he's coming back like 50 more times
but you know for now he's gone it'll last like a thousand years this time so that's something
that's something uh they get rid of the crown because you know things sucks and it's time for
the last uh the last major challenge of sigmar's reign before he kind of just leaves for 2500 years
and does nothing uh it is pardon me a man named morcar is uh in one of those villages sigmar raised
uh he survived because you know he was just a child and he held a bit of a grudge against good
old siggy uh and if you ever look at the items that archeon has either the tabletop or total war
you'll know that this is the first ever chosen of chaos with the you know the i guess it'd be
second because bellacor but the first mortal that chaos ever put all their you know all their chips
behind this guy all four gods unite and say you are the designated cool guy of this era go beat up
people who don't worship demons and should i should i say it the lore way or the out of universe way
we'll go with the lore way first the in universe explanation is that a lot of the information about
this war was lost the time the out of universe explanation was probably gw didn't feel like
writing a book about it so there's not too much to say about it but it is one of the first times
that demons began manifesting ever since the great catastrophe when the you know the old ones gates
blew up so demons were a problem fighting alongside the norse skins chaos is at its you know peak in
power for the first time in a while uh sigmar and morcar fight for 24 hours straight before the
ever chosen is finally defeated nearly killed sigmar but you can't kill sigmar that easily
and it's that's the end the first ever chosen is dead and gone
uh and that's kind of the end of you know the big things going on uh for sigmar uh 50 years
pass of his reign it's peaceful it's simple uh sigmar was a pretty good ruler so the empire was
you know growing and prospering did they finally get brick cesspits now they did in fact sigmar uh
he leaves he just when he just stands up and leaves like when he just gets up and goes i'm done
just leaves uh he's got you know some bodyguards and something like a retinue going through uh
talibheim one of the states in the empire that formed he stays there for a night and uh admiring
that it's not just altdorf prospering it's all of his realm so yeah now they have in fact discovered
brick i seem like the trade duct yeah they've been trading that they trade with dwarves now
like pretty openly they're like oh my god yeah that that definitely helped uh yeah this is thing
called an iron skillet have you guys heard of the anvil it's great it's amazing they never get to
the point where they have flushing toilets though so i mean do you want to read that out andy yeah
sure uh for five dollars thank you brother thank you every time there's a new main character
nagash must rise to challenge the status uh love to you guys i work now i love you too hope you
think you've worked those well chief is the disappearance of sigmar kind of like the rust
his appearance where he looks up and he goes vision and then it's like i have to leave now
which is the disappearance of russe like even leman rusch is oh uh no it doesn't seem like there
was any like you know critical factor or you know where leman rusch was kind of like i need to go
now what am i doing i can't you know sit around feasting at the thing i need to find a tree you
know sigmar seems to have just decided he was done being the emperor so he just got up and left he
been holding the fart for so long he's 80 years old but he went to the building step outside just
he delete the entire empire to go to release the wind and it gave an aneurysm or something
uh but yeah at uh at talabheim he dismisses the remainder of his followers that kept with him
uh he starts walking towards the world edge mountains and he looks back upon what he
you know the realm he built one last time and it he was pretty happy with what he saw for
the first time you know uh compared 80 years old by this point god day in the life of a true
sigmar geezer indeed uh he looks back and sees like you know i did good because he sees like
roads and trades and stuff whereas before like when he first looked out after dooming day it was like
that's a lot of scared people hiding in tents and really hoping beastmen are around whereas now it
was you know people pretty safely going through the forest just living their life towns and at
least they're burying their poop now that's it it's very true outhouses have just been invented
well in june there's nothing that gets society rocking more when the toilets and like you know
if you go like travel abroad and the toilets are really nice you're like man i love this country
it makes the holiday better you have to admit come here when i think we go to certain like
restaurants or pubs you go you go to the bathroom go very nice very oh it's it's shiny bro when the
when the toilets are like the private like full cubicle and there's a sink in there with you
my god i'm going where are you going to the bathroom that the toilet has a sink next to it
no as in like it's like the store there's the stores are so big that there's like properly
accorded off and they have toilet like everyone's got a sink in a toilet
no i don't have i like you ask me do you mean do you mean like there's multiple sinks in the
restroom palace apparently yeah there's um some restaurants have that where like the bathrooms are
there was like there was like mini entire bathrooms like entire things in there not because
you know it's not like a shared sink yeah yeah like where there's multiple is that not common
yeah is that not common no you know some another american win yet another american win
there's stalls aren't they and then there's like there's one or two sinks like everywhere you go
there's a bunch of sinks here pretty much no but isn't like i'm talking about ones where they
have like there's a sink in each store yeah so is the sink in the stall but it's not like a wooden
stall it's like a stone one i have no idea what this is so bad what do you mean i feel like i'm
describing this wrong because you'll see he'll be like that's what you meant it's like the way
you're describing it how it's like if an alien went to a bathroom on earth and then tried to tell
us how it works and we're like i feel like i'm getting this right yeah so it's like a
stone rectangle with a toilet and then a sink is that what you're saying yeah
we've gone back in time hang on there's a guy named eric who just sits there with the spark
holding the stick in the spoon eric's got spilled food on his uniform we're not going to toilet
more at this point we're reaching out to the toilet because honestly football is not american
football american football should be its own thing are the toilet are the sinks in the stall
i'm still confused about this that'd be disgusting they are in the disability ones where they're
quite large well yeah that i get a section yeah but like it's just like that except the i don't
want a sink in the stall i just took a shit in that's not every bathroom has anyway doesn't your
bathroom have a sink in it yeah there's sinks in there they're not in the public stall
like are you describing the sink being like right next to the toilet like if you reach
no it's a little bit far away from it it's like it's not in the stall if you close the door the
stall is bigger than a normal stall it's not the same size than regular stores that's just the
disabled stall isn't it no but a lot of them there's like places where the bats like that's
just the normal size and they're stacked like that i feel like that's not that crazy
people can like this is not they came to the warhammer law like sigma
so toilet's beginner to expert
i don't like talking about toilets what is your toilet it's a toilet there's a sink in there
because it's a home toilet not a public rest room basically just look like home toilet sort of setup
that's what it looks like but then restaurant but there's loads of them
i don't know how i can get complicated i feel like this is so obvious like i'm saying i don't know
what you're saying okay moving on moving on you might as well have just been like you know but
you go into the toilet you go into the restroom and then there's like one per flight of stairs
and you're like what do you mean flight of stairs why is there that and that's like
poor old sigma just wanted to use a toilet
think about a rock a dwarven hold
oh
this is the revolt what the um that i just wander into crap
please like the video for the more toilet
right we're gonna move on now do you know the british toilets they don't have one tap
there's two taps as well what do you that's not true the one at the hotel
mean and he stayed at only had one toilet handle what do you mean tap for a toilet there's a handle
no the sink is a tap for hot water and tap for cold water hot and cold unless you get the nice
ones which are the bars which you can move you with your arm yeah they're all most a lot of them
one built recently have just single ones but most places in the uk have two taps which is one for
hot water one for cold that seems so inefficient why don't i just have one that can do hot water
even joking though you know british people in the chat please get to the amount of time i've been
to a club and i've seen people not using the sink anyway whilst that oh well yeah that's point
oh yeah that's that's always you go like a crowded bar it's someone goes in the bathroom and
basically just walks out this one is you're out you're on a night out and you see someone go to
the toilet and you're in like the thing you see them they've gone for a wee and they've not watched
the hands he walk out and then he goes to his girlfriend he goes and it's like uh wash your hands
sir jeez yeah it's disgusting i was in the gym too you might as well have the urinal it's just the
the sheet of you're right all right did urinal urinal bro say urinal right now what urinal
oh that do you and it backed me up here i'm not wrong to be fair it is pronounced urinal most of
the time what is the medical term for piss urine urine yeah urine which is urine urine is the
compound in urine yeah well yeah the compound is urea but either way we're not saying you're
saying it it's just the accent because it's not urine it's urine in my ass i mean to be fair
you know i'm talking about like there's the stainless steel wall that's just has like
i'm going to england on the fourth of july and i am lighting every firework
while throwing tea into the sea yeah you should do on the fifth of november that's our fight
you have we have firework night where we celebrate guy forks who almost assassinated
one of the best holidays ever it's great people came for the sigma warhunt people
will throw over the oil business you're gonna hear like the random toilet 29th
debacle we're getting a lot of british people in the chat so you know where this is a good day
this is still good still driving the left side of the road
uh sig bar leaves that's the queen intended oh we got two dollars from jeremy golden he says
you're in yeah you're in thank you well you're in that's what you're in you got a job you're in
you're no you've said it wrong oh my gosh bro if it's english and i'm saying it in england
it's the correct word yeah well it's our language now it's it's really not i don't believe colin
colonized our language this is really giving me aloe we're not speaking english don't you dare
say that word aluminum uh and you listen here aluminium i just can't believe how much that
spiraled out that was actually fine for like 10 minutes that finally was settled that debate
the whole how do you pronounce aluminum how does jake margo to the toilet
it he shits in a hole because he was a barbarian warlord cool sounding the war on a brown note he
was uh oh he really grabs a leaf and then goes where's galmar as by the way because he leaves
gamma as isn't he he takes it with him i thought because the empire had gamma as like signals
they find it again later there's also rumors that the one the empire had while it's still a very
potent magical artifact is not the true galmar as that was a fake sand it's because uh there's some
things that the while sigmar had it uh the modern one can't do but so they argue that might be not
the real galmar as but there's also other people like in lore argue that maybe it's just because
sigmar was holding it we can't do it uh or people just made that up legend got exaggerated after
2500 years fair enough so he did take it with them at some point they either got it back in
their possession or they made a new one do you reckon he had two handles for it one for hot one
for cold one for ice magic one for fire magic bruh hard to explain how he do things kind of
like backward here but uh yeah he leaves through black fire pass uh and leaves he does beat the
shit out of a lord of change before he does that in locks and galmar as he just kind of does that
at 80 years old pretty good pardon me and yeah that's it um a hundred years after this the dwarfs
give the empire a replica of galmar as uh though they assumed eventually humanity would call this
one the real one which turned out being spot on because that's kind of exactly what happened
still a magical hammer but you know not quite proper galmar as uh and and at least one of the
books sigmar did have a kid whose descendants might even be alive to mountain warhammer fantasy
he had no official heirs uh and that's the official story at large like there's he had no heirs
is clark franz the descendant of sigma i don't believe so i thought that was because that was
the hot there was like an argument about like all the the electric counts of reichland are descendants
of sigma so they probably might they claim that maybe but that doesn't necessarily mean anything
but isn't carl franz's isp or usb that like he's just like a regular guy who's just done a really
good job and that's why he's cool he was born into this world just like you because i hate it
i hate it when when series do that where it's just like oh here's a character who just like
did their and there's like no actually that's um stupid stupendous to skywalker the third you
know oh yeah you know to my someone to be a cool person without having to be a descendant of someone
who was also cool the ray skywalker effect yeah to my knowledge there's no like blood relation
although they do they do come together for a bit in the end times which will get too soon because
we kind of cut through quite a bit of years after this it's like it is like someone saying they're
descended of charlemagne not realizing like everyone in europe that's half of north american
all of us are descended of charlemagne so i do have a donation as well
yeah elio andy's want to read that one up he says uh this is the revolt i think that's what yeah
thank you thank you for the two dollars sigmar god of trench latrines sounds about right right now
dj beast also said sigmar got gal moroz in one-handed mode so he can held in his hammer
i appreciate that british must learn to speak english right that's right this is like a bit
off topic but there's one random cool bit in um the stormlight archive series i'm reading where
they have like something called really like they have like powerful suits of armor kind of the name
of the charlotte plate shard plate and there is one character who basically all the nobles kind of
like how gamma has like a super powerful weapon weapon they only use these things as weapons
whereas one character at one point just uses the armor and like just a regular like beefy hammer
to start digging a trench and he even says like bills a latrine literally actually yeah like he
actually literally builds a retreat so he says like he's surprised like no one before ever thought
about using super weapons to do ordinary tasks like that it's an interesting inverse on like
the fancy thing like gal moroz is a great hammer but could it also do other things as well
yeah caledon boy caledon
mr expressio depressio that guy
i'm so upset
i'm blanking i found my spot yeah i found where i was uh he claimed all of mankind was to be the
heir to the throne uh everyone ever was his heir so the kings of the tribes that made up the empire
would elect one of their own to become the emperor and that's how we get the
elector counts that you must summon at all times uh yes as you could probably assume
sigma is not quite done yet uh because as the years went on more and more rumors of
sigmire sigmire no that's that's the wrong setting sigma he would either appear in times of crisis
or just people would see him watching over his land these rumors kind of started popping up
and at one point a nutjob named johann hellstrom preached word of a vision he had
or ulrich had gifted sigmar with divinity and the uh this religion spread like wildfire
uh and it spread for a couple reasons the you know like cults of ulrich and the other established
gods weren't the biggest fans of the competition but the average person loved it the nobles loved
it too because hellstrom preached that the laws set down by sigmar were divine so they had to
they now had the divine right to rule they got to cheat and be like nope sigmar put us to charge
it's real a real oh two donations do we read the toilet advertisement nagel 1992 i'm getting
toilet advertisements now no problem thanks for the two dollars angry the toilet law angry
homunculus uh it is also a hammer thank you what is the check fuck you you see dj beast's comment
colin's dementia took him for a second that's good all i know is ford night in skivety toilet
uh oh also uh uh people who claim to worship sigmar started having miracles happen uh so
there was some proof that sigmar was maybe a little bit just a little bit divine and the
official cult of sigmar came into being in 73 ic 23 years after he fucked off uh and fun fact the
replica galmar as started to gain powers uh that couldn't have been through the work of the dwarf
so sigmar even if that's may or may not be his hammer still a holy artifact still some proof that
sigmar is indeed a god and then we get to what he was doing for 2500 years which was being stuck
in a magical tornado does it ever explain how that happens uh yes uh so johan was right sigma
had indeed descended to godhood uh which was a bit of a problem in the specifics because you know
the chaos god saw what sigma was doing and we're like this is really gonna screw with our plans if
he unites all of mankind and kind of keeps pushing our shit in like this so zeech uh and one of the
few times he ever actually did anything in fantasy trapped sigmar in the magical vortex at the center
of oath one which down so oh god what what now god damn it djb's no bullying he's bangers he's
he's stuck it he's stuck in the vortex uh this does on the one hand mean that you know sigmar
can't directly do anything he can uh he kind of he kind of gets emperored here he's stuck in the
vortex and can't leave uh he can empower people you know with little miracles stuff like that
uh but not much directly anymore but on the other hand he's trapped in the magical vortex
where all of the ambient magic in the world is drained away because he's stuck in there he's
stuck in there he's just soaking up more and more and more magic into himself so he ascends to proper
godhood that way and becomes uh bound to the magical wind of azir of heaven and then we
skip to the end times because like i said 2500 years brother was not doing much uh teclis is
here now trying to do his stupid thing where he binds the winds of magic to all the important
elves uh pretty much none of this went according to hand or according to plan because most of the
winds just kind of flew to wherever would be important i believe only two of them i guess
three of them one of the he got the wind of light in his staff malekith got shadow and i believe
illariel didn't end up getting life five out of eight did not go according to plan which is a
failing raid uh but heaven did not just fly off randomly to inhabit some poor bastard who's about
to get a hell of a power boost sigmar already got uh bound himself to it so it's he's the incarnate
of heaven so when the vortex breaks because teclis does a bit of a fucky wucky and slanash starts
crawling in the world sigmar throws himself across the planet and jumps into the body of carl franz
who at this point had just had his arms cut off by the glotkin and was going through it to say the
least he had cried out to sigmar for salvation and sigmar inhabited his body cleansed altdorf of
nurgle taint grew carl franz's arms back because he's a god he can just kind of do that that's
mental he's a god he's a god he can just do that it's like i've just had a moment where i've just
found out that he lost both his arms and just like the idea of them just going like
wow pretty much an extra set on the floor apparently uh this is what the specifics of
this are immediately read con in the next end times book because i believe the book where this
happens ends with carl franz internally noting he feels a presence in his body that is not himself
and then it's immediately revealed after this actually carl franz was dead
sigmar in his body puppeting him like a meat puppet uh so you know gw retconning aside
sigmar is now carl franz uh when volton bites it and he gets gal maras back oh oh wow we have a
leo by leo for the 30 pounds i do like my true god emperor but i'm too busy fight for super earth
hell yeah brother so i will watch it later ps night lord's his best legion death to the knife ears
and fulgur is the worst primarch goodbye wow you are just not a roll with that one we those are
those some those are some call and takes if i've ever heard them but thank you we very much
appreciate the donation let's kill kill this man my god uh first manis exists
uh yeah he he's got gal maras so he goes to beat up our kyan unfortunately warhammer fantasy is not
profitable so his fate is sealed and uh with that the setting ends with he drives arcane away at
first and i believe he tosses them into the chaos rift they're making at mittenheim arcane crawls
out of it they start wrestling over gal maras and they both fall into the chaos rift and they both
fall into the uh chaos portal that's overtaking the world as the setting ends and then sigma is
gone for not ever because he you know the sequel is named age of sigma if that's a spoiler i'm very
sorry uh yeah he's back he won he won that battle he got gal maras from arcane lost the planet so
he's just kind of floating on the core of the world when he finds the dragon dracothian who
reforms you know the moral realms helps get reality kicking in after chaos destroys it
and sigma goes to work again he's not going to let the world blow and upstop him
he starts protecting the re-emerging races of man elf and dwarf not calling them the copyright
names don't care and freeing and allying with any of the gods he finds he finds nagash first
and decides to free nagash which might sound really unbelievably stupid at first but
to be fair it is stated that sigmar kind of desperately needed allies at this point because
this was the first person they found he knows nagash is powerful doesn't have many options
at this point it's either fight the darkness alone or accept nagash will betray you later so it's you
know it's there's reason given that he frees nagash instead of killing him on the spot thank you pump
i think it's just it's just alerting us of a donation
oh i can't read the polls in the way there we go um by nogwall 1992 thank you brother he says
will you guys have a game night with total war fantasy over 40k change my mind my man all real
all true one day we're having more game nights i think than we uh done a few months well yeah
well i mean we like gaming by total war you mean fortnight then maybe maybe one day i'll get for
a night on the switch and i'll join the other nice i talked about the game in pcs dream handy
the first game fortnight but we would like to do total war someday that'd be nice
first decay is about to come out as a time recording so um was waiting to hear all the
the disaster extensive reviews from the rest of the community and uh i think there was news recently
today was it like loads of employees of sega companies like creative summit those people got
laid off so it was 240 people but i think like 160 of them were from creative assembly oh my god
the ret the other 80 were from the other two companies it's not looking good brah i don't know
i don't know what brah it's uh i mean i don't know if that's yeah well we don't want to comment on
people's job losses um but as it turns of enjoying a for a fantasy game it seems like the one the
fancy setting might kill itself at this point old world warps oh n times two uh where was i
sigma and the gash right they just start beating up god beasts not boingob though boingob is too
powerful for them praise me to boingob boingob is has a mega church and he needs your help
he wants to he wants to buy a thing like a ship to go towards the sun we need a helicopter for law
crimes and a pad like we need a helicopter so we can get the uh like so i can get a helicopter
on the side of my balcony and we can put it there and then i can fly these free in and we could
do a local podcast yes we need to make minimum 100 grand a month for fuel costs and everything
then we can truly praise boy like in fact i can hear now in my ear telling me after that
private jet you need to you need to fund us a rocket so i can fly into the sun and truly go out
boingob prosperity gospel and when it went and then before it explodes will also make flyers fall
from the heavens with boingob is like have you heard the word of boingob you too can lodge yourselves
in fact boingob is so hungry he's hungry for 10 of your income oh my gosh thank you when coming
back up for the 30 vehicles frankly i don't think we oh this this man is spitting here i don't think
we appreciate just how impressive of a feat it is that sugmar sugmar not managed to possibly match
gorka morca a god that is at least as powerful as a cast god if not more to fight big true gork and
morc when they were different than 40kp to show the corn and sigma is equal to them fuse i'm just
saying i'm just saying better than better than the emperor better than big e yes stronger yes
yes but not better than boingob no no one i could be except for nagash such as the power of the
how i'm switching allegiances uh but yeah uh they fight back beasts that would give the cast gods
pause they find the rest of the survivors from the old world you know gorka morca malekith terry and
teclis grim near grungi all the all the old races and their gods they find them and they form you
know the pantheon of the mortal realms uh it was was pretty good uh it was called the age of myth
it was a pretty peaceful time not 100 peaceful because once nagash bring back manfred the first
thing he does is get two dwarf clans killed so there's not zero conflict but compared to
you know later it's pretty good pretty all right pretty good uh then gorka morca remembers he's an
orc god and tries to beat up all of reality at once before turning around and doing it again
the first part he does the second part sigmar breaks him into two respective gods before he
can pull it off uh everyone starts going their own ways as chaos starts showing up and the various
gods go to tend their own rather than forming united front nagash was actually the last one to
leave his side but he kind of kicked him hit sigmar and his armies and the balls on the way out
so sigmar chased him all the way back to nagash's home realm where he remembered that there was kind
of a major battle going on while he had just left to chase nagash like a scooby-doo villain and then
ran back to that battle known as the battle of burning skies where zinch and arcane trick him
arcane had finally shown up after you know ending reality the last time now he's back
he throws galmar as at arcane whereupon arcane shatters into little pieces but not in a good
way this time because it was just an illusion so now he doesn't have his hammer chaos is everywhere
all of his allies have left and it's not looking great so sigmar goes to his home realm of azir
locks the doors of the entire realm of reality and just tells everyone good luck i've got something
to work on so for a few hundred years he's doing that uh about to drop the most aggressive mix
tape indeed but it takes some time to craft he's got to cook for a while let him cook boys yeah
let him cook so in in the meantime uh the other seven realms are getting obliterated by chaos
warriors not great uh shadows also goes all right malekith is the only one to ever actually beat
arcane on a fight uh even though they changed his name now so you know uh still not the phoenix king
i'm afraid i'm afraid that ship sunk with oath one still not
i mean
nope don't count uh but yeah sigmar after hundreds of years of sitting in his room and building
his warhammer minis he's come back with these stormcast eternals these sigmarines uh he has
no unpainted models it's crazy no they're all painted his full 12 20 million point sigmarine
and they all have more than three colors it is unbelievable it's truly it is it is good to be a
sigmar worshiper can you get in a table talk you have to like have the tournament you have to have
more than three colors isn't it could you not just three color minimum yeah black silver and
then just like just one dot yeah of color yeah technically you have to they have to be based as
well though i think uh for battle ready in 40k yeah they do because one time i borrowed a unit
from my friend that was better painted than my whole army it was five it was five howling
banshees and the rest of my army was fully painted and based and the to said i'm not bad already
and so i lost 30 points immediately just by walking i thought it was 10 it's well 10 points per game
so i tied for second place but then after 30 points are taken away from not being bad already
i was fourth place i was so mad especially because everyone else at the tournament said
it was fine and i can have my points that's ridiculous what that should be in the chat for
eli please truly tragic i feel yeah what uh just like just getting one of their base paints
just painting the model with account like you're like sterling mud well it was my it was my buddies
and i know he wouldn't want them to know i'm just like like i've never played oh oh yeah yeah like
just getting like sterling mud just painted over base yeah that's an easy way to do it that's
fucking stupid there are some tournaments where people are still painting minis like outside oh
yeah i believe probably for the army that they swear they've been totally meaning to pick up and
the fact that it's meta right now is a sheer coincidence i assure you mr tournament proctor
and also there's the luck of like when you play a game and like the minute you've just painted
like to a really good standard that one always dies first oh yeah that one gets executed
bro bro my like i'm paying a i have an angron proxy which is usheran and i've given him like um
he said you know has that mace he's like holding it like as a ghoul and i've also given him like i
had a spare um cleaver that magnus the red has in his prime art model so he's dual wielding two
weapons at this moment now but my god does that base need finishing it's a little fat the base
is a little it's a little bigger than the normal prime art level uh size ones but you know it's
not no way i'd be allowed in a tournament but you know damn is that cool uh yeah we're almost done
here uh it's almost over sigma's almost thing was there and kind of not there in the law he's he's
learned to delegate uh which i think for a warhammer god not wanting to do everything himself is a
pretty pretty good bit of character development uh good on him sigmar you know he's uh he's he's
also trying to work on the process of the stormcast eternals because he might have accidentally made
them a bit more thunder warrior e than space marine because the reforging process is still
not perfect part of that is nagash's fault because he takes a bit of their soul every time they die
but even without that it's not perfect and if they die too many times they kind of turn into a
soulless lightning automaton which is metal as hell but sigmar doesn't view his followers as pawns
on a board like he views his worshipers as people and he doesn't want his you know his people to be
turned into robots and to be fair he used to be a people he's like i remember what it was like to be
a people i remember them i don't want is he like the emperor in the sense that people when they
people when they see him they don't see his true form like i don't know he is no he's very godly
he's like he doesn't hide what he is he knows he's a god he accepts his worshipers and powers is more
like human meets zeus in a way it's like oh that's like yeah it's ripple zeus who always looks like
zeus yeah it's it's yeah it's like meeting a greek god in the flesh basically is what it is like to
meet sigmar damn uh yeah he's so he's working on that he's pretty stressed over the fact he's
pardon wasn't able to perfect the process in time for when he ended up releasing the stormcast
but reality was buckling under chaos so he was just going out like all right now's the time
they're not perfect but it is what it is time for ground marines truly
hila what are you laughing at in chat i'm assuming i'm missing something cjb says if they die too much
uh they become colin's for tonight gameplay lifeless and i don't rock like five people on
that stream and all you remember is the admittedly very bad my college friend and when i went to
school the next day he uh was making fun of us about how bad our lobbies are we won twice
and we got second like twice our lobbies sucked that's not that's not a problem i'm waiting for
our rainbow six siege stream as well where we inevitably oh dude you are al you're gonna hate
me and that i'm so bad at it i'm afraid to tell you that i'm exclusively slugged with a shotgun
man that's not that bad because it's the master chief isn't it yeah i get the master chief skin i
put on a shotgun and yell warrior in charge man bro i like playing on na servers just because i'm
like i'm a little bit too slow now in terms of when i'm getting closer to 30 i can tell i'm
getting rubbish and if i was still i was 40 i don't know if you were dog calling if it's a little
bit not dog this is slander we did take two w's yeah christ am i playing son as an na server
because like if they hear my voice they go like you're right mate as it should be need to upgrade
their stereotypes because that i mean all of a twist or something it doesn't sound like that i
swear that's where all of a twist slander uh yeah ever ever since the storm cast near the the age
of sigmar officially began uh he's really just been working on the storm cast and getting ready
to fight everyone ever all at once because it's a warhammer setting and allies are a suggestion
what does they like sigma vaults as well uh storm vaults i believe storm artifacts and stuff and
like creatures that for one reason or another he locked away during the age of myth either because
he couldn't destroy it or he didn't quite want to but he also didn't want them free or people finding
them uh some of which held uh part of the ocr bone reapers at least their main general character
some of which held monsters some of which had weapons that he just didn't want to use
so yeah he would he would lock stuff up what now his dad is genuinely better at
i'm sure your dad's a lovely person but no a beast for it isn't it's the abyss watchers
versus pepe it's a good fight dude's relentless anyways
uh when marathia sends to godhood he snubs her by sending the celestin prime to deal with her instead
which is like the head storm cast with the implication being she's still not worth his time
uh which is marathi finds a very rude uh but you know maybe she shouldn't be such a you know colossal
bitch she did kind of steal a city from under his nose when she did this so i understand him not
wanting to be terribly kind to her uh i'm gonna move on before i continue talking about marathi
and you know the usual stream of garbage pours out of my mouth uh he wants to fight he really he does
want to get go back to how he used to be as a moral and just fight alongside his troops but he
knows his responsibilities as a god comes first he can't like oversee things he can't answer
prayers if he's just on the ground beating things up whatever he's fighting is mar the uh barbarian
anymore yeah that's pretty much exactly it whatever he's fighting will probably get obliterated but he
knows that his responsibilities are a lot greater than when he was just the emperor of the empire
of man or his unverogon tribe uh he also wants to kind of ascend into the winds of magic that only
after the war is won in his own words so when chaos is fully defeated which will never happen
because then we won't have warhammer but you know it's nice to have goals and if that were ever
happened yeah he's he's in universe he doesn't know it's impossible that's not fair to judge him
by that standard wouldn't be as like i'm going to war if he knew that at the end of the day it was
just so we could paint little versions of him and he's like i don't like this he'd probably be a lot
less hyped fair the skaven did contact the eldar didn't they so i wonder the point of they could
contact who the hell's like yeah you know who the hell's games workshop or something like this
contact an all-new from black library or something is there a is there a canon emperor carl france
uh sigmar marine uh he's the celestin prime my evidence or is it we all say well the celestin
prime was a king in the old world and before you say franz was an emperor consider that the empire
of man in aos is referred to as a kingdom therefore it's franz fuck off i mean who else would they
imply it to be other than i guess boris tod bring him maybe al cadiz or something he was a king
tomb king cetra it's probably not cetra because they there was that character setris the of
it was the character named setris leading the storm host known as the imperishables
which is a giant neon sign hey who could this guy i thought they confirmed that wasn't well
that's like that was the original intention that they killed them but the reason being gw did not
want setra used in this manner uh so setra if he does come back probably won't be a storm because
if it's if a character is worthy of being a model they'll they'll be immortal pretty much i mean very
rarely do gw even kill off care i think the only thing i ever can think of is yarick and that's
the only time a character is supposedly being killed off and they kill off like the head ethereal too
i don't remember his name on va yeah sure yeah but then he's back as like a tele like a hologram
so he's like he's pretty dead i don't even know if he's in the codex anymore i don't think he's in
the codex yeah as much as we can play like some characters just don't get it you know she's not
gonna play tau this edition it's fine truly tau players are suffering billions must battle suit
but he like crew player are you not rock hard for crew bro yeah the crew are cool but you know we
everyone everyone in existence wanted a crew talks and that's all they had to do or sorry greater
narlock everyone it's all they had to do was make a creator narlock but they you know they do zero
market research i'm so convinced yeah whatever or to that they've made they've with three years
ahead of us isn't it i think they admit they don't do market research and that's like they like
they they don't think video games are worth the effort yeah seriously i think there's a there's a
big disconnect between i don't think even people who use the i think people who are used to with
other most companies isn't it like people who own the business and then people actually use the product
because the co's are in average series i'm sure they can do any research for that they proudly
admitted they didn't do research for that one i don't think they even play test anymore like
release the slum and they're like oh we didn't actually look at any of the source material even
though it was like a game to halo there's something in it was it was halo they admitted they didn't
play any of the games yeah oh that's so insane halo tv is uh and acted like that was a brag
yeah we want it in a different direction why
bro it's like someone saying the recipe is really good you know what it really needs yeah oh no
everyone loves it they're lining up down the street let's just like put some twigs in it like what are
you doing stop that i thought i would add my special spice to the recipe so i took a fat
shit in the crowd in a separate bathroom stall that was made out of brick and then it's clearly
has a sink next to it as well some some last bits on sigmar uh always a bit of a hothead
uh you know he's born a barbarian tribal chief he liked to hit things with hammer first and
everything else second which to give him credit he does work with others you know especially aos
he's learned to delegate even pardon me back in fantasy he um he was friends with the dwarfs he
thought they were cool there's some rumors that the king he saved went with them when he disappeared
all of the dwarfs have no recollection of that so if it's true is yeah um he was fine with working
with gorka morca and nagash and aos so clearly he's at least somewhat willing to tolerate some
interesting allies as it were was how he got them on board that was how he made up with gorka morca
they beat each other up for a week straight nice fair enough which hey if it works it works
i do like sigma quite a lot although i do wish i think particularly the artwork designs is pretty
safe if you know i mean like it like it almost could be yeah i wish his armor was you know how
like the 40k prime marks their arm was quite you know i i for all you could say each primal got
pretty decent like armor look to them and i i think sigma could do with a little bit even though
roguedawn copy pasted his dad's work he's like that's my oh yeah yeah yeah that's roguedawn
he's a bit like that i i like his uh like the fantasy armor like uh his barbarian look with
a beard and it's mostly fur capes i wish his aos armor was a bit more flurry but at the same
time i think he's like he's not a playable model he's sigmar the god king i get that he's like
playable yeah i don't know why sigmar's not when almost every other realm i mean to say it'll be
it'll be an addition where eventually he just drops and everyone's like uh not so that'll be
very cool i mean because the allario is teclis's nagash i guess gorka morca's not but most of like
he's malice malibu what's his malarian he's still not even he does dark elves don't even exist
you know i think just the snake ladies i think there's rumors umbra and af are coming i think
is what they're tentatively calling them which would be malice okay aos should be given a break
there's only fourth edition now and they're giving scaven a prop i guess a makeover
they should have had it from the start yeah i was in like aos because if i compare it you compare
it to whatever warmer 40k was in no we can't say fourth edition but earlier editions you know i
mean like a lot of these things need to cook longer aos i feel like aos still doesn't know
what it's trying to be i like that at this point because it means they do creative stuff and they
just slow shit but it's so open it's so open-ended it's almost i would much rather be open-ended than
the 40k stuff we have now i'm gonna be fully honest yeah for real uh donation by chris ace
117 says discovered you guys a month ago was wondering what other warhammer movies to check
out seen the emperor in the last church you guys recommended it was also great also are there any
fantasy movies i guess you mean like animations there's like a there's like a passion project
live action fantasy thing being made yeah you can also binge watch the total war trailers yeah true
if you if you want uh if you want an interesting experience you can i'm pretty sure you can find
the space marine movie on youtube yeah like an hour and 20 minutes of incredible slough
because it's got such high caliber actors and it's like hold on john hurt is in this what
what is this abomination you paid back up says i wonder how funny it would have been if sigma was
a lost primark i mean talk about the son out and doing the father i think that's a that's an
obvious thank you that's quite an old like theory craft thing wasn't it yeah i think gw yeah gw
moldler yourselves yeah made said it's uh fantasy's not in the 40k universe which is
but you know you can you can you can believe what you just managed to have a connection somehow
but ignore that it's fine i think even chaos chaos just like the demons even say they fight in realms
and universes the other things wouldn't even imagine but to fair i was imagining my god must
they have lots of enemies and be busy like poor old any greater demons like was it even the
corneate ones were sang with like oh we have a blood feud with the blood angels or something
and then it's like but we also have a blood feud with them like several other things from different
being harassed by the doom slayer at the moment it's really annoying yeah don't get a break he's
getting closer to the throne and we don't know how to stop him yeah yeah uh speaking of though
i'll have you know how aos has finally gotten its first 40k retcon lore moment that didn't need to
exist but it did with the whole sigma r line crap what's the i believe the lie was that the storm
cast eternal process isn't perfect but we've known that since day one that it turns you into a robot
well because they they know it as like it's official now as in i think it was official
he had other people helping him make the storm cast well the whole plot line of the black talon
series on warhammer tv was about a storm cast slowly losing her memory and trying to find out
what happened it's like i don't even know about aos and i was like oh that's yeah yeah that's
they didn't make much they did not make much sense as like a selling point for the trailer
it wasn't even about like chaos or something like i said was was the lie that there was
scaven under the cities because i don't think you need to lie about that that's just the default
assumption you make i don't know maybe it's more like oh now everyone knows about it isn't like
officially knows about it maybe but it's no longer a we keep it hush hush like it's alluded to made
it that hush hush though because stormcast knew about it like there's no way to hide that because
once you die a couple times you start noticing man how come i don't feel happy anymore or sad
or anything was it just like flagship the new stormcast faction it might have been here it's
i mean i'll admit the line sigmar lied you know goes kind of hard is our is their version of
winter is coming isn't it that's right yeah get a catch unfortunately what he lied about was
something every single storm cast is pretty aware of he lied you know when i died like actually
officially died and then he resurrected i can't believe that wasn't perfect they could have leaned
more into like a like masters of the universe like by the power of gaomara that'd be awesome silly
that'd be quite fun i personally choose to believe that sigmar lied about not stealing from nagash
because in the trailer you can very clearly see the gash is holding that stormcast lady's soul
and then sigmar just yanks her away truly nagash is right and all he does is perfect and you should
buy o c arc bone reapers today i think that that all that is the entirety of sigma with that yeah
that is that is just about all of this sigmar lore he does have at least like i believe he has a
trilogy of books relating to his rise to power which i did not repeat word for word because
there's a lot of books uh and like i said like earlier when i'm talking about him uniting the
empire some of it's somewhat redundant like i could talk about every single tribe united but
you kind of get the point i think it was dragon ogre shaggoth at one point supposedly i don't
think he kills it but he does he i believe he does fight one because if i'm if i think i know
what you're referencing i think you might fight the father of them he has to he has to i think
he does it to unite the tribe that lives where noel is now because the lady who he eventually um
has the one night stand with so you know one maybe kid the one maybe you know his not paying
child support um thing that's the real reason he left i think they said that they'll join him if he
defeats this beast in the mountains and he's like yeah sure i've got gamaraz like oh my god
that's a shaggoth and then he says oh wait i have gamaraz oh wait a minute i'm sick colin has been
colin has been called the the number one boner i appreciate because of his love for nagash this
is this is true i have 2024 is the year i change allegiances i'm now i'm now nagash's number one
guy number one boner nagash's top guy he needs me to lead the revolution speaking of things that
gave you a boner hopefully this episode did and if you made it this far please do like and subscribe
uh big thank you to colin for giving us the the glorious sigma praise praise me his name
help remember he loves you salt spire is great for you i love him we love uh don't forget
guys are good so like like you said how don't but don't just like and subscribe for warhammer lore
like and subscribe for toilet lord discussions yeah toilet and for sure gameplay bro we need to
have our breakfast argument as well again then breakfast law toilet law pronounce words properly
in english you know aluminium thank you um it's official by the way that they did chime out uh
thank you so much for watching and listening uh again hope you guys enjoyed the episode thank
everyone who gave donations we really appreciate that praise be to boingob again 50 of your income
has to go to boingob it was 10 inflation it's uh inflation's uh a bit you know and someone said
can you please put that down with our lord and savior simultaneously that's the praise me money
savior and uh we'll catch you guys all on the next episode we will have another tier list
a bit of a surprise and that one can't give anything away because we're gonna surprise
ridgey a surprise is a surprise but for tonight weapons no hope you guys uh well enjoyed it and
we'll catch you guys in the next one peace take care everyone bye love you