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AGE OF SEAMORE STREAM or WARHERMORE FANTASY STREAM?

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Whatever you want to call it.

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And we should be live.

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Well, I mean, one of them has his name in it, so...

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Hello!

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It's us!

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It's the law criminals!

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How's it going?

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Welcome, everybody!

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Welcome!

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We are just arguing about...

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Oh, wait, there we go.

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Arguing about the true name of, is it football or is it soccer?

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Now...

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You know, Chad, I think we can answer that one very easily.

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Which country has a flag on the moon?

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Which country derives it from another country?

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China, probably, at this point.

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I won't tell anyone.

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To be fair, it was the flag on the moon.

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Oh, no!

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Play it out loud!

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And the guy, the neighbor next to me is doing chemical work on his car.

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Welcome, everybody, to this episode of the Iceberg Effect.

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We should, again, I always forget to say at the beginning, we are on Spotify as well,

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so if you want to listen to us offline, please do.

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And Amazon Music.

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Yes.

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Oh, we are everywhere.

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We are in your walls.

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Looking at the chat.

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Football!

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Yeah!

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Bro, I'm going to get...

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Bro, it's called football, but you barely kick it.

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That flag is bleach white.

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Yeah, but what colors were it?

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It's called rugby, guys.

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Red, white and blue.

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To be fair, we all have red, white and blue.

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You don't need to wear them, it's fine.

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By the way, before we start, we did get a $2 donation from Jeremy Golden saying, hey,

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we're going to play football.

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We're going to play football.

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We're going to play football.

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We're going to play football.

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We're going to play football.

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We're going to play football.

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We're going to play football, we're going to play football, we're going to play football.

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me so this is gonna have to be like the loudest intro ever if I'm gonna scream it but thank you

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guys all for coming today we've got a big topic because it's perhaps the best deity in the entire

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setting yeah praise be get my inner heimsker going because this is sigma sigma loves you

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the sigma the sigma the sigma he doesn't have any other names um apart from barbara apart from the

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last ones he does pardon poor audio listeners for that though um but to be fair before we get into

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good old delicious sigma lore I don't know why I use that word um we have to do the question of

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the week now last week we were asking you like who would you worship it was hashtag worship in

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the last episode for chaos corruption and we've got some some replies here that we need to just

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deal with um first one is by but this is this guy's an actual like celebrity of the street

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at dj beast thank you probably a member of law crimes hashtag worship I would worship the horned

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rat because f all the other chaos gods if I'm going down at least I will worship the only chaos god

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with a sense of humor plus I might get to see fanko in action before I get turned into ammo

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depository respectable uh respectable opinions here um we do a donation for the six shittles

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you better save boy and girl thank you brother in our hearts he's number one we all know uh

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another one by another sort of uh reoccurring uh brother here by at anarian targaryen they said

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hashtag worship ranny the witch because she becomes a god and literally leaves you as a consort

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okay uh blue forearmed waifu what more do you want not sure why you are desperate for the

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arms there brother uh we're not all forearms length it's fine it's like form that's what

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shouts my form dempera mentioned and i used to win he's still the wind of a four arms

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emperor it's just that for armpits okay so sorry another one by um at sweetness hashtag

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worship zinch i'm too vain to look like a nirgal worshiper two disciplines to worship slanesh

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and too chill to worship corn i am however extremely ambitious and love some good old

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trolling i picked this one just because i felt like this might be a bit boomer energy the way

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it was written so i appreciate the older people watching if not brother you gotta seriously work

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on that yeah you gotta work on that it was trolling got the kind of energy where you say like jinkies

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with a fortnight battle pass just re-enchant yes that's nice check out the um we did an epic

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rat battles uh tier list stream who wanted to check that out it's definitely real it's

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totally yeah definitely epic see whose uh see whose favorites were picked was totally planned in everything uh

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last one here was at by um what's his name oh my god donkey asaurus rex

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it's my favorite dance he says hashtag worship nirgal so the poop knife is canonical and in my

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codex oh my gosh oh god um thank you brothers we do have a nation by uh donkey man you were saying

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says after listening to elf slayer irish dark elves i have fallen to collins mirafi propaganda

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and i too desire a goth irish dark elf domi mommy it gets to you it's real i can't believe i have to

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say that out loud i'm about to start worshiping malekith as the true phoenix king if this keeps

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going yeah as written as written truly um thank you so much guys for the question of the week there

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we do have the next question of the week which is fuck off dj beats leave him alone

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dj beats is always in our case people need to catch our case yeah sorry colin's case

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um the next question of the week is to do with hashtag godhood so we want to know what would be

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your great quest or journey to ascension of godhood what would your great deed be again you can make it

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terrible make it disgusting within reason or just make it funny go for it you know what great

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deed will you do to achieve your hashtag godhood thank you for the uh submissions brothers for the

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previous question of the week um today though it's a bit more serious because it's to deal with

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the one and true the i mean the emperor before it was an emperor in 40k this is sigma heldenhammer

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or sigma unbarogan i don't want to i think i said unbarogan yeah unbarogan i don't want to

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mess that up you know praise me to boingob who's not quite in the fantasy setting for now um but

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colin will be taking us through the lore and the iceberg of sigma take it away i would be happy to

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do so so uh sigmar yeah you know he's a he's a cool guy he might you know he has the warhammer

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that the settings are named after uh as well as a setting all to himself named after him uh but

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our story starts a bit before that so pardon me uh sigmar you know he was he was just born

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he was not born a god there was no uh depending on whatever interpretation of the emperor is none of

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none of that for sigmar he wasn't either a bunch of shamans ritually killing themselves he wasn't

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some weapon from dark age technology he was he was just a dude uh born to greatness uh as the

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twin-tailed comet soared high over the day of his birth signifying that something something special's

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coming i just realized in the universe is this like some like the star above bethlehem sort of

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stuff but it's the twin probably i never put that together until now wow they really did a copy

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homework again gw spoiler alert but they have the sign of the hammer it's called which is uh just

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you know instead of you go up for the cross it's side side side middle side down instead of wow

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it's it's not very creative it's like they do have in 40k the um the equipment you did the arms over

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yeah the little two eagle head bird things but this looks like i'm just doing shadow puppets

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do you realize it is a little bit there's a bit of an influence there from a certain

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and real world thing but this one's a little bit more wholesome we couldn't tell with all the

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cathedrals and everything yes uh but yeah he was born the twin-tailed comet soaring high signifying

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that pardon me i man a truly legendary hero has been born but he was born in less than ideal

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conditions uh less than ideal conditions of course meaning an orc took his weapon to his mother mid-birth

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uh which is not generally great and she did die from blood loss but his father and his bodyguard

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did manage to reach her before they could kill sigmar as well and had a cut short all of warhammer

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and it i don't know why this sticks out to me but this wasn't like a plot or anything like you know

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you'd think oh great you know sigmar future god being born that was probably zene's right

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that the his that was just unlucky this just happened to the poor guy so uh quite the rough

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day start from birth uh he was born to the the unbarrogan tribe so sigmar unbarrogan and at this

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time they were just like barbarian tribes like the bronze age was you know all the rage about this

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time they lived in you know like tents and stuff and the the chieftain might be so lucky you know

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sigmar's dad was the chieftain so sigmar is lucky enough to have a bearskin rug instead of you know

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like elk skin or something like that not not you know glorious uh or you know incredibly opulent

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conditions uh this is what sigmar's born and you know he's a he's a young lad in a barbarian tribe

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so you know he goes out hunts for his food all that kind of stuff very primitive uh early on you

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know he gets it's called dooming day which is a very fun name for it uh although it's maybe a

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little bit less impressive than you might think uh you just get locked in a tomb of your ancestors

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and see if they had everything good to tell you uh and they didn't really have anything to tell

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sigmar so when he climbs out of his cave he looks out over the land that is his father's people and

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sees that it's really just a bunch of scared hamlets like they hiding from any threats uh

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like you know the beastmen that are in every forest ever in warhammer fantasy they're hiding

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away cowering from the dark except the ones gdw is removed from the market yeah except this is

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before you think about gw routinely destroying the beast as a faction we do have a donation by

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ado hin he says can you do the sign of the comet for us i don't know if that's just us the side of

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the hammer left middle right down i was gonna say like a comet we just like throw ourselves head

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first across the room let me go plant my head in the drywall back there real quick praise sigma

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holy justice uh yeah so he does that then he's not happy over the state of mankind

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uh do me case any day i go on twitter too true uh but so sigmar is gonna he's gonna work towards

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changing things he doesn't like this uh before that though he grabs some uh he for some friends who

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uh just uh this this is you know this is the start of his journey it's some pretty first level dnd

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stuff goes to kill a boar that has a reputation for killing everyone that tries to kill it

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everyone that tries to kill it so they get there and all the friends he takes with just book it

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but sigmar tames it by yanking a spear out of its back that have been causing it some discomfort

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which you know i kind of like this because it shows like yeah sigmar is conan the barbarian

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with the serial numbers filed off but you know he doesn't just unga bunga things that bother him

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don't necessarily need to die which is nice uh and you know going forward a bit it's time for some

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more fun stuff so this point oh i should uh mention in mind that his birth year i believe was uh

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negative 15 in the imperial calendar so which is teclis and tyrian around at this point no they're

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not even they're not born i think for a few thousand years oh so like this is my old team

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in them yeah sigmar himself is the uh the what do you say like that at this point like the elves

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and dwarves have already had their great war uh ruining everything the tomb kings are the tomb

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kings uh you know dark elves are around kathé is sure existing in the lore that's that's about it

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there shall be some depth on the other side of the world which we're not gonna touch with a

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stick yeah there's plenty of interesting stories to tell that we will not be telling

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uh but as as it goes in like you know not europe the empire isn't around yet because sigmar hasn't

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done that yet uh so like the human nations of the old world don't exist yet except for maybe some

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city states in tilea but that's neither here nor there they're not particularly important to sigmar's

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story uh but he's 15 now though pardon me uh and it's time for him to get quite the jump in status

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when he saves the life of the high king of the dwarfs uh so how that starts is some orcs because

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orcs and beastmen are everywhere we're raiding sigmar's lands and he wasn't a fan of this he's

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a you know he'll appreciate he's like commander farsight and since that any amount of orcs more

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than zero is too many orcs for signal and true real and true so he goes just starts chasing the

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out uh but these orcs had some special in their possession which is kirgan ironbeard the high king

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of the dwarfs and that might be the single dwarfiest name i've heard in my life uh but

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pardon me so sigmar starts fighting the dwarves and he brings his his army with him and the

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dwarf high king sees him doing this and is like this guy is pretty cool this fact this guy is just

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a human we don't have too much contact with them and they're not terribly impressive the dwarfs have

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mountain holds that go miles deep and sigmar found we just discovered cess pits i yeah the humanity

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has just discovered digging a pit to shit in so you know not exactly the most impressive stuff

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the age of empire 2 has just started like you've not quite gotten past the first age yet so you

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just you know you're not quite getting to paladins and knights or to tonic it's best best action

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you've just discovered farming oh we have a donation here by uh angry homunculus is a sorry

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i'm late uh in quotes only the faithful true thank you for showing up real appreciate the fact that's

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setrid in the conga it's not a plot holes it's it is the plot he couldn't get there in time before

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old age got him that is the plot of setra's character isn't it because as well like the

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black fire pass thing like the setra never went beyond that or up it i don't know if it explicitly

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stated but it's probably a decent thing to assume because black fire pass is a very uh pardon me or

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confessed it yeah by the way i did draw a picture of sigma would you like to see it all right we

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would very much describe this for the um i don't know describe it for the audio people kind of

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thank you uh it looks like there is a man in very nice chunky golden emperor-like armor who maybe

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has a babalonian beard as well thank you very much handy that's what the audio listeners there

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my resident artist truly uh but the uh yeah sigma thank you insulin pump for really rudely

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interrupting me uh kurgan the dwarf guy he sees you know sigma going to town he's like you know

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that's pretty cool and so he breaks the chains the orcs imprisoned bin which he probably could

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have done at any time but then he would have been alone surrounded by orcs so probably thought it

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was best to just kind of sit there he broke his chains uh runs uh fights his way to the war boss

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tent and grabs sigmar a special little present galmaraz the skull splitter the warhammer

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he uh which it's also it should be known the dwarf was swearing the entire time up and down left and

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right because dwarfs are not elegant uh but you know he was surrounded by orcs i think it's i

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think it's valid to be in a bit of a sweary mood you know i probably would be too valid question

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here though do the dwarfs in the warhammer fancy verse are they like do they have swedish accents

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or scottish accents i think they're more of like a northern english accent what like like newcastle

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kinda i don't i don't know exactly what accent they like i don't think i know like peaky blinders

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like they're from birmingham or something they sound like gimli when like you read the audio

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you he listens to audiobooks it depends on what it is because the dwarf malachai mckyson is

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specifically written to be scottish except they write his his dialogue like in gothic and felix

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with a scottish accent they write how it sounds and i've some of those some of those lines of

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text i read them and it's like i don't know what i just read what does it mean like something like

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uh so i don't think is a holder scottish

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fair enough some of them are but not all of them uh but yeah sigmar gets that hammer tossed to him

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and splits an orc skull i it it it translates to skull splitter he puts it to pieces or he puts it

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to work uh after the fight is over everything's you know all done and good with uh sigmar tries

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to give the hammer back uh but kurgan's a cool guy and he recognizes sigmar is uh probably destined

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for greatness especially because the hammer is magic even ancient even to the dwarves and they

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believe that it has like it's like you know mjolnir chooses its wielder so the fact sigmar can use it

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of all they're kind of like well you can you can probably keep that you're probably going to use

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it more than we could uh and he cements mankind of the dwarves forever having a steadfast alliance

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at least sigmar's you know sigmar's group of people uh yeah so and again just a reminder he's 15 years

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old uh so after this he goes on to keep killing more orcs one of his friends dies which not

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terribly you know not great but this is his first time commanding like a truly massive army so while

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things considered he did pretty well uh they returned back to what would eventually become

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the city of altdorf and you know they celebrate uh that uh sigmar's friend had a twin brother who

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was not happy with sigmar because he got his brother killed you know we'll come back to that

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later but you know that's you know foreshadowing what's that uh meanwhile you know the the dwarf

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alliance is it's it's leading to some stuff uh iron specifically humanity humanity has finally

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entered the iron ages oh they were they were bronze before that wow yeah pretty much uh they

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were not exactly you know advanced wow cesspit might have been an overreach then i it

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the at least other than have any wheels any of these fancy spherical things we had blocks

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and we used them to move stuff the tomb kings were advanced cathay was advanced and all of the

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playable human factions were not advanced they were hiding in caves in the ruins of elven colonies

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for until now so yeah iron hey iron good i like iron uh but yeah uh during this time uh the chaos

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gods finally woke up and saw sigmar was probably gonna cause them some issues going forward

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so they sent an uh an army armada of the norse tribe which are not quite norse skins yet they're

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not quite norse skins yet they're the norse tribe uh to go kill sigmar his father went to face them

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and killed the chaos lord leading the invasion but it was at the cost of his father's own life

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sigmar did not know of this at the moment because his dead friend's brother

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assaulted him murdered his sister that's his friend's brother sister not sigmar's sister

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killed sigmar's lover who actually i think that was his sister and then tossed sigmar in a river

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as the chaos guys turned him into a demon prince if you play total warhammer that's azazel's

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backstory oh damn right now the guy who actually like looks pretty decent as a chaos lord and

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there were little snake tails and stuff

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uh pretty spicy he does in fact look like he's not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school

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yeah that's fair he's not that level of creepy it's more like are we sure about that

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he gives me the sense like he would track he would run you down on all fours

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like that level of like like that level of scariness i'm looking at this guy's smile and

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yeah it's not it's not great he absolutely would run on all fours to get you i've seen my shoes

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oh good lord he's also a slanesh you know yeah demon prince so he's definitely not great

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dragon he steps on lego for fun

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i don't want to know what this man does for fun it's worse than being on your foot

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jeez sorry for the listeners there anyway uh sigmar's on death's doorstep not great he just

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got tossed in a river uh but uh he wakes up and he's in a gray scale land with like weird shadow

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monsters everywhere it's barren it's boring it like it looks like if you take a picture of like

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you know any part of the midwest ever where it's just nothing but grass and corn and gray scale

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the picture shut them to the midwest when nothing happens this is truly i can't it's not america's

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asshole that's florida and this truly is land this is in fact part of the world of hair just like

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oh there isn't fat ground here yeah uh but on the bright side his dad's there and he gives him a big

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old bear hug and they start killing those shadow monsters together and after a little bit of doing

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this sigmar comes to realize that he's on death's doorstep and is kind of hovering around the edges

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of moore's garden which is where the dead go in warhammer at least the human dead the dwarven dead

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just kind of sink into the earth and elven dead there's like 50 different things that can happen

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at them most of them incredibly unpleasant uh there's two guys out forever elven souls in

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fantasy not just one shout to dj b saying send this man to iowa truly a barren wasteland uh but

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they have uh what's that uh that scene from lord of the rings at the second movie it is where like

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the ghosts all show up uh third movie third movie i've still not seen the second two lord of the

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rings movies or it could be the the swamp lands will be elven dead in the ground in the swamp area

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two towers there when colin was like escorting them yeah but it's uh it's a nice heroic moment

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him and his dad alongside a whole bunch of uh unbaroque and ghost warriors fight against the

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shadow demons and the ghost of the warlord his dad killed for his dad gives him a fancy amulet and

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fully passes on to the afterlife and with that sigmar comes back to reality and is understandably

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a little bit upset that the uh you know his dad's dead because the norse tribes you know came uh

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tried to kill him so he takes uh he gets his own army and nearly slaughters the norse tribes to the

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last and now those descendants of them who fled become the norse skins uh so that's how that's

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where you get norska from and they will forever make you very angry in total warhammer as they

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constantly destroy nordland and ruin your imperial authority i don't love norska but brittonia needs

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that to then do their land invasion of norsk yeah they start with it they start operation sea lion

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invading albion and taking bellacor and the balls and then moving up gotta love it uh but yeah for

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for a little bit you know outside threats have been dealt with all the orcs uh are for the moment

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not bothering him that much he just beat the hell out of the chaos wars of worshipers he would have

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had to deal with now sigmar can get to work with his main dream of uniting men why does it say

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common coli i don't know what i've i've done nothing and yet you say common colonel i'm giving

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sigmar lord they're making fun of you not watching oh i read the books fuck off

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sigmar time leave my movie lack of viewership below so honestly we should send him an animated

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one just then joseph pollard thank you for the 10th out praise me to sigma are the first sigma

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male turned sigma god truly incoming back up thank you for the 15 thank you brother

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i wonder if the pole has gotten in the way living in the midwest i don't need to read the rest of

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that uh i wonder if gork and morc sent the orcs to kill ciggies mom because they knew who'd become

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their buddy and wanted to start their brawl early i mean orcs doing anything that's as

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good of a motivation as any or they're just orcs they're just there probably more likely a happy

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accident if it's an orc thing yeah oh that was good whoops yeah but uh you know outside threats

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dealt with now sigmar is going to get into his dream of uniting you know the tribes of mankind

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into one nation uh only going to talk about two of those tribes because you know you kind of get

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the general gist of it sigmar goes to a champion need or like goes to a tribe needs to convince

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their leaders to fall under his banner rinse and repeat across what becomes the empire of man

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so there's two world talk about one of them is going to be a lot of bitching

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the first one is the tautogen's two tojins tautogen's teutonic knights however you say that

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tutigans tutigans thank you uh this would become the province of middenland uh you know minenheim

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torus boris todbring all that good stuff uh their king arter when sigmar gets there decides he's

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going to just kind of sit on what's known as the faulschlag which is a big old pretty much

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impregnable fortress atop of minenheim so sigmar waits a day before he decides he's sick of laying

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siege like a anything resembling a tactician and just takes some men and climbs up there himself

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to directly uh challenge the uh art king arter no relation to king arthur actually that's not this

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faction uh as well as just you know demand he account for his actions because you know

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he's supposed to be a you know ahead of the war god ulrich and yet this dude's hiding on top of a

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mountain not terribly brave uh this was also next to the flame of ulrich speaking of which is

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which is pretty much ulrich's like main what's the thing not anchor but like presence in the

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physical world so he can't really back down without looking like a bitch next to his war god patron

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so they start fighting uh and sigmar actually gets pushed back into the flame of ulrich by

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arthur but unlike you know kentucky fried phoenix king maleketh deserve his death kentucky fried

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maleketh my god kentucky fried phoenix king uh it's finger licking good that's more what

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marathi would say to be fair yeah i need more okay okay god don't start it and then get upset

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when i finish is that still canon lore where like marathi and maleketh supposedly i assume so i would

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look yuck yuck god he hasn't wearing that black armor as well at the time so he can't take it off

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all Darth Vader armor yeah uh but yeah when sigmar gets pushed into the flames of ulrich

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uh ulrich's like yeah this guy's pretty awesome so sigmar howls like a wolf comes screaming out

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of the flame and gal moraz is arthur uh and with that the tutijans are now firmly on sigmar's side

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because uh all works a war god they all follow ulrich sycamore just proved he's better at killing

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things so that's it's a very simple matter and that kind of thing repeats across the empire some

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are a bit more clever uh than that some are also you know unka bunga sycamore smash the only tribe

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he was not able to convince to join up with him was the brittani tribe because they felt they were

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simply too good to join sigmar's empire because of course they fucking did they were too busy

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larping his high elf cavalry and shitting in the woods their their cultures were very different so

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they decided to just be friends okay buddy that's that's true marisa did not go well

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how their cultures kids match the type of kids now everything is blitz i don't know if you know

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if you know more about it colin like isn't it even like the battle of like ajun core in history

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supposedly everyone depicts it like you know also great battle you know men you know fighting in

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lines and the arches all that stuff but suppose like archer lines throughout history they would

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often the men would just have to fight with their trousers down because so many people had dysentery

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in so like real life battles are not like glamorous at all so i love like an accurate

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movie depiction like the archers going far another load so the brittonians were finishing something

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and then would you like the poison arrows it's it's super effective we haven't got any more ammo

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for the catapult it's a supposed to be a tree thing isn't it like most armies are just it's

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a ticking time bomb until diarrhea gets everyone i mean well it's like a lot of history it's like

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it's there all the time no matter what well i've talked to imagine that inside and you're like oh

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i can't get my breeches off because there's too much plating all that was just fine well the

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archers would just fight like you know like um like you know just no bombs just shirts

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so i know a couple people in the army and they pretty much all of them have told me like yeah if

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you drink non-bottled water in wherever you're at you're going to shit your pants it doesn't

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matter what country you're in it's because your body like is your immune system is factored around

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the water where you live so even if it's not tainted it's not the special water you live with

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so it's just diarrhea isn't there a thing in america where like most americans drink bottled

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water rather than out of the tap even though the tap water and there's reasons for that it depends

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on where you live here but they live in flint i must say flint i don't even know i've only i've

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heard of flint michigan and they probably water not good they probably put a lot more in american

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water than they do in europe i can only imagine it's like water plus or something they put sugar in

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it despite the spice from doing this i'm like oh that's diabetes you know make it crazy oh there was a

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drinking water there was a there was another tribe that uh did not unite with sigmar the utones were

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the ancestors of marianneburg uh but eventually another emperor later down the line unites them

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and so you know whatever uh that's that one's not particularly important it's fucking marianneburg

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marianne a marianne burger i didn't know i didn't know that pissed her off he wants to make a discount

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steam tanks and yes responsive by dogs by the way 100 like the video by the way he made it this

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far because dogs like us like the video all right no i'm not gonna say that i'll bring the puppy

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that i have on in a future stream quickie going with likes and we'll all have a dog by the end

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of the year at this rate yeah uh but after this aside from you know those two asshole tribes

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fucking brittoni i hate you yeah uh they smell uh it was time for sigmar's uh if not his greatest

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battle then i you know one of the most iconic because it's time to go to black fire pass

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uh the orcs are gathering in greater numbers than ever before and black fire pass leads

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sigmar's realm he's going to fight him sooner or later best to fight him at the mountain choke

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point before they just start ruining everything ever pardon me uh sigmar killed one army of them

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and then kurgan ironbeard the cool dwarf king he saved shows up and goes hey uh sigmar i got bad

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news that was the warm-up army of orcs uh that was that was just some of them uh so he calls

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all of the tribes he had united by this point while the dwarfs were holding the bulk of these

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greenskins at bay not necessarily you know fighting them outright but just delaying them

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from getting there while sigmar gathers up reinforcements and then it's time to throw down

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at year negative one in the imperial calendar there's a the orc the dwarfs had to withdraw to

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their holds because they were either facing too many casualties or the main orc army showed up so

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better to get out of the way of that and now all the dwarfs and orcs that the two leaders could gather

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form the united army known as sigmar's hammer which is just the coolest thing ever wait doors

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wait doors and orcs no dwarves and dwarves and men pardon me like all the men sigmar

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heretical to say that's the doors that's saved for total war where the diplomacy system is

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whack uh but yeah they gather and it's time to time to fight orcs uh with the knowledge that if

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they fail here the orcs are going to go through and probably kill everyone uh they had you know

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united by this point uh the battle was it was uh just like one of the biggest battles in warhammer

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fantasy uh it was the men and the dwarfs set up their lines and the orcs just kept balling down

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on them with just wave after wave of orcs and goblins and trolls and all the fun crap you can

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find in a greenskins army at one point sigmar got knocked down by trolls when uh and was saved by

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the king of another tribe named marbad who's not particularly important but sigmar liked him uh and

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you know i bring that up because he sacrificed himself just to just to give sigmar galmaraz back

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and sigmar at this point has lost another friend in a massive battle against orcs on top of you know

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now his mother as well what a name though just i couldn't protect you my bad i mean ah no i've just

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ah my bad sorry couldn't keep the trolls away but i've got your weapon it's like it's like having a

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character who's just like like a very obviously named vic and he's probably short for victim

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in the story he's ready to die he's ready to die at the right point yeah it's like the star trek

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red chef things it's like what can i introduce you to uh ruse chete of the uh he's a just out of the

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academy he's wearing an auspicious green uh red shirt for a one credit on imdb oh no for a 40k

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referent it's like anyone being near eisenhorn just immediately is not gonna make it to the end

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you are a backstory character you're just gonna be fodder because his whole thing is like everyone

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is everyone around him is supposed to go or die so he's just like you can't you know can't you

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know mix his hands aggressively can't wait for this guy to get what's coming or something yeah

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but sigmar now has galmar as in one hand um an elven sword someone else gave him in the other hand

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and he's done leading the army he just kind of goes forward and just starts killing

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him and then he's like you know what i mean so orcs get in his way orcs die trolls get in his way

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now a troll dies uh and i think it's said that like in the lore it's uh no one really knows

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if this was an attempt to like rally his forces where it's like damn look look at sigmar he's

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taking them all on his own let's get up there and be like him or if he really just did go insane

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and murdering things if it works it works pretty much because the end result was basically everyone

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like saw him like yeah he took a look out of the orcs method just like well if you can't beat him

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join him yeah it's like go forward and hit things uh so sigmar starts doing that he does this through

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it a pretty good chunk of his army to the point that the war boss in charge sees him doing this

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and is like i can't i can't let you do that anymore because i'm running out of army

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so uh the orc on top of his wyvern flies down to put an end to sigmar and then he dies too

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00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:22,520
uh pretty unceremoniously all things considered he gets galmar as blundered uh but with that sigmar

394
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:28,760
finally just collapses because he's taken on pretty much because by this point the men of the

395
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:35,880
doors were starting to rout so it was pretty much a one v army on sigmar's part and but with that

396
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:41,560
but with that uh all of the other warriors that were behind him remember that we should

397
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:46,520
we should probably be fighting too so the men of the dwarves charge into battle and the battle of

398
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:55,080
black fire pass is won and sigmar is uh he's done the greatest steed up to this point he did as a

399
00:39:56,680 --> 00:40:01,160
first battle black fire pass one look forward to five minutes from now when the orcs are back

400
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:05,560
because that's just how this place works it's yes i have a question by the way with the because

401
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:12,600
there's often complaints in 40k about the writers don't do good with scale um do we know how many

402
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:17,000
numbers there were is it like millions fought or thousands fought because sometimes people have a

403
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,600
go at war hammer like oh that's actually not many people fighting um in some of the horrors heresy

404
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:28,840
battles in particular like 10 000 that's not that much compared to like a galactic war but i i

405
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:35,720
understand fantasy would be a bit more constrained uh i believe the orcs had hundreds of thousands

406
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:40,280
i'm just looking up really quick i confess this is from the wiki uh i didn't think i didn't think

407
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:47,400
to write down the numbers ye odd reliable uh so the the numbers for the orcs were hundreds of

408
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:54,920
thousands the humans were and dwarves were tens of thousands or maybe low hundred thousands so it

409
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,720
was a lot of people wow but you know for a legendary fantasy battle i don't i don't think

410
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:05,080
it's quite like some 40k battles where it's like you throw a number that does still happen in

411
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:09,720
fantasy because i think at one point one of the authors just outright admitted there are as many

412
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:15,720
elves as the plot demands which is why like in some battles like the high elves lose 10 guys and

413
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:20,920
it's like this is a tragic loss that our race cannot afford we will not recover from this

414
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:25,560
and then five minutes later malekith kills a hundred thousand of them with the flick of his wrist it's

415
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:31,000
like yeah it's all right don't worry about it it's the uh the war of the the war of the beast effect

416
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:36,280
was like oh the imperial fist or extinct reset button it's fine don't worry about that it's fine

417
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:41,320
so yeah this one i don't think is too egregious because you know it's the pivotal battle of a god

418
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:48,280
king but you know later on yeah there's some there's some uh there's some iffy numbering

419
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,320
there's there's there's some fudging of the numbers

420
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,600
colin should change his fortnight name to vic thank you for that hell you've given them something

421
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:08,120
wonderful victim god you really are a victim to the victim of this man it's chat the man's

422
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:13,800
delivering sigmoid or give him a break then go he's can call himself seat as in back seat there we go

423
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:23,720
yeah yeah uh i'm going i'm going back to to the sigmar lord uh there's one you know little

424
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:28,600
ceremony by the pope of ulrich just to make sure you know sigmar is for real super worthy but it's

425
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:32,920
more of a formality by this point he was already in ulrich's flame once it was fine it's really

426
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:39,240
just a you know put a nice bow on it uh one last tribe is brought to heel with diplomacy

427
00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:44,520
uh proto marian bird gets invaded and conquered and sigmar's 50 years of rule begins

428
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:53,160
uh it's year zero i see the empire of man is founded uh sigmarian found a cool thing known

429
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:58,920
as the crown of sorcery which uh you know definitely wasn't lost by ancient necromancers

430
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:04,200
of unimaginable power definitely not going to be coming back to bite him in the ass very soon

431
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:10,760
who who put that there like how did this get here my bad i just just fell out my pocket

432
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:16,760
this universe to find it he just picks it up and you just hear it just kind of go

433
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:23,720
what was that nothing a lot of still we still have calling fortnight slander in the chat of course

434
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:27,800
we do what a silly goose stuff like thing i just did

435
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:34,120
still like thing i just did and then oh speak speak at a silly goose the sentence of the

436
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:38,360
norse i norse each come back and kill one of sigmar's friends because being in a

437
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:45,560
20 foot radius of sigma is putting a target on your back uh so sigma responds with just you know

438
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:52,440
a little a little bit of genocide just a small bit against the norse until just a just a smidgen

439
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:57,640
until one of his childhood friends somehow made it to adulthood don't know how that guy managed

440
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:04,040
that but pretty impressive uh manages to calm him down and sigmar starts weeping manly tears

441
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,640
very conan barbarian i swear they're manly tears he's not crying like a bitch

442
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:16,520
uh and ceases what he was doing and then this scenario pretty much repeats itself a couple

443
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:22,680
more times where he starts murdering people more than strictly necessary for his calm down

444
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,840
and eventually he realizes that this crown is kind of messing with his brain

445
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:35,240
as well as making him gaunt and skeletal again really who could that crown belong to evil

446
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,960
magical crown that's making him look like a skeleton could could be anyone could be anyone

447
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:47,640
with that you know the norse skins are sieging mittenheim the person who talks sigmar down from

448
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:53,480
the ledge the first time is killed because i don't think i'd even need to say that anymore just assume

449
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:59,800
if it's one of sigmar's friends they're dying the moment after i mentioned them and they were driven

450
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:05,560
back sigmar decides he's done waiting for them to come ransack the empire and goes and destroys a

451
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:12,280
bunch of norse skin villages down to the last uh well not actually no not quite down to the last

452
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:20,200
he stops short of killing everyone which leads to some chaos problems down the line uh the first uh

453
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:25,800
the first of a group of chaos warlords who are rather important but that's for later

454
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:31,160
uh nagash wants his crown back it's nagash spoiler alert everyone the skeleton crown is from nagash

455
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:38,280
how did it get up to the because this is obviously northern empire territory how did it get from

456
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:45,240
from was it it's because it's not interacted with azag yet has it no that that comes later

457
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:54,200
but it's not quite to do with um krell yeah my assumption is that some vampire picked it up got

458
00:45:54,200 --> 00:46:01,720
killed lost it sigmar found it oops again this is so goofy when you drop the the crown of

459
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:08,200
of destruction ruin everyone's entire i mean that happens a lot of time in warhammer people lose

460
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:14,280
their shit all the time must be in a dwarf hold that's probably solution i mean that's the

461
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:22,680
mechanic is driving goal find the shit we lost true you know sometimes praise on this eye yeah

462
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:28,600
besides you know nagash got al-qadis are you can't blame him for losing some stuff so many adjectives

463
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:34,760
for like characters or weapons in this setting i don't i just i just kind of do it i don't know why

464
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:41,480
there's gamma as like how i say like with um in the first manus law the one guy who he literally

465
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:47,640
he threw a hammer like he hammered a guy so hard into the wall he dented inside of an almost

466
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:53,640
destructible vault he made like he rocketed it so hard the guy literally went like was he was

467
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,640
donk

468
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:05,480
yeah that's uh that's that's about what happened oh yeah first manus law there by the way all of it

469
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:13,640
in one go for the desperate you for keeping it concise uh but yeah nagash is now making himself

470
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:19,400
known again as he does every couple thousand years in warhammer uh and across the entirety

471
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:27,320
of sigmar's empire the undead rises one and attacked the living uh they'd uh pardon me nagash

472
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:34,120
led uh his army straight for reichdorf which is what altdorf is known at by this point i'm

473
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:41,320
going to keep calling it altdorf though just for the sake of simplicity uh while the rest of his

474
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:48,040
army just rampages across the empire and keeps it divided uh sigmar puts nagash's crown back on his

475
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:53,480
head because even though it makes him a little bit angsty it keeps him protect from nagash's magic to

476
00:47:53,480 --> 00:48:00,360
some extent not perfect protection because nagash is still nagash and the guy who invented necromancy

477
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:08,520
and you know incredibly powerful and all that but it keeps him alive basically uh just reminds me

478
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:15,880
those adverses like this kills 99.9 percent of germs this is like 99 percent of nagash's power

479
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:23,240
silly bang gone bang and the dirt is gone unfortunately andy the last one percent was

480
00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:28,840
still enough to almost kill sigmar yeah uh because it kind of starts wearing him down it also helps

481
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:35,080
get nagash doesn't really get tired he's already dead there's nothing in him to get tired he's a

482
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,480
skeleton you're not gonna feel the burn of lactic acid if you don't have any muscles like that well

483
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:46,200
yeah you know it's arguably cheating but i say that it's simply nagash is proof that he is the

484
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:54,920
best ever he's nagash my man go decaf crown on uh but sigmar is also you know a bit of a clever

485
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:02,120
lad so he throws nagash's crown off his head onto the ground it starts taunting him and nagash is so

486
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:07,800
greedy and obsessed with his crown that he stops fighting sigmar and just dives for the crown

487
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,200
like mid-fight they're swinging at each other you know sigmar just rips it off his head and nagash

488
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:21,560
just goes mine and dives at it and that leads to nagash getting you know galmarazd uh and ending

489
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:26,120
the threat of nagash once and for all except not really he's coming back like 50 more times

490
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,840
but you know for now he's gone it'll last like a thousand years this time so that's something

491
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:38,920
that's something uh they get rid of the crown because you know things sucks and it's time for

492
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:46,920
the last uh the last major challenge of sigmar's reign before he kind of just leaves for 2500 years

493
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:56,920
and does nothing uh it is pardon me a man named morcar is uh in one of those villages sigmar raised

494
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:03,080
uh he survived because you know he was just a child and he held a bit of a grudge against good

495
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:10,280
old siggy uh and if you ever look at the items that archeon has either the tabletop or total war

496
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:17,640
you'll know that this is the first ever chosen of chaos with the you know the i guess it'd be

497
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:22,840
second because bellacor but the first mortal that chaos ever put all their you know all their chips

498
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:29,640
behind this guy all four gods unite and say you are the designated cool guy of this era go beat up

499
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:40,360
people who don't worship demons and should i should i say it the lore way or the out of universe way

500
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:45,480
we'll go with the lore way first the in universe explanation is that a lot of the information about

501
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:49,800
this war was lost the time the out of universe explanation was probably gw didn't feel like

502
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:56,680
writing a book about it so there's not too much to say about it but it is one of the first times

503
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:02,680
that demons began manifesting ever since the great catastrophe when the you know the old ones gates

504
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:08,680
blew up so demons were a problem fighting alongside the norse skins chaos is at its you know peak in

505
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:16,680
power for the first time in a while uh sigmar and morcar fight for 24 hours straight before the

506
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:21,880
ever chosen is finally defeated nearly killed sigmar but you can't kill sigmar that easily

507
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:27,240
and it's that's the end the first ever chosen is dead and gone

508
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:35,800
uh and that's kind of the end of you know the big things going on uh for sigmar uh 50 years

509
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:43,160
pass of his reign it's peaceful it's simple uh sigmar was a pretty good ruler so the empire was

510
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:51,240
you know growing and prospering did they finally get brick cesspits now they did in fact sigmar uh

511
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:56,920
he leaves he just when he just stands up and leaves like when he just gets up and goes i'm done

512
00:51:56,920 --> 00:52:03,080
just leaves uh he's got you know some bodyguards and something like a retinue going through uh

513
00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:08,680
talibheim one of the states in the empire that formed he stays there for a night and uh admiring

514
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:14,200
that it's not just altdorf prospering it's all of his realm so yeah now they have in fact discovered

515
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:20,760
brick i seem like the trade duct yeah they've been trading that they trade with dwarves now

516
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:25,880
like pretty openly they're like oh my god yeah that that definitely helped uh yeah this is thing

517
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:36,280
called an iron skillet have you guys heard of the anvil it's great it's amazing they never get to

518
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:45,480
the point where they have flushing toilets though so i mean do you want to read that out andy yeah

519
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:51,800
sure uh for five dollars thank you brother thank you every time there's a new main character

520
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:58,680
nagash must rise to challenge the status uh love to you guys i work now i love you too hope you

521
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:04,840
think you've worked those well chief is the disappearance of sigmar kind of like the rust

522
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:10,040
his appearance where he looks up and he goes vision and then it's like i have to leave now

523
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:16,440
which is the disappearance of russe like even leman rusch is oh uh no it doesn't seem like there

524
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,520
was any like you know critical factor or you know where leman rusch was kind of like i need to go

525
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:27,240
now what am i doing i can't you know sit around feasting at the thing i need to find a tree you

526
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:33,080
know sigmar seems to have just decided he was done being the emperor so he just got up and left he

527
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:40,600
been holding the fart for so long he's 80 years old but he went to the building step outside just

528
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:45,880
he delete the entire empire to go to release the wind and it gave an aneurysm or something

529
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:53,960
uh but yeah at uh at talabheim he dismisses the remainder of his followers that kept with him

530
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,760
uh he starts walking towards the world edge mountains and he looks back upon what he

531
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,920
you know the realm he built one last time and it he was pretty happy with what he saw for

532
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:09,880
the first time you know uh compared 80 years old by this point god day in the life of a true

533
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:17,080
sigmar geezer indeed uh he looks back and sees like you know i did good because he sees like

534
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:21,960
roads and trades and stuff whereas before like when he first looked out after dooming day it was like

535
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:27,480
that's a lot of scared people hiding in tents and really hoping beastmen are around whereas now it

536
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:32,440
was you know people pretty safely going through the forest just living their life towns and at

537
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:37,480
least they're burying their poop now that's it it's very true outhouses have just been invented

538
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:43,720
well in june there's nothing that gets society rocking more when the toilets and like you know

539
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:48,760
if you go like travel abroad and the toilets are really nice you're like man i love this country

540
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:55,240
it makes the holiday better you have to admit come here when i think we go to certain like

541
00:54:55,240 --> 00:55:01,640
restaurants or pubs you go you go to the bathroom go very nice very oh it's it's shiny bro when the

542
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:06,680
when the toilets are like the private like full cubicle and there's a sink in there with you

543
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:11,720
my god i'm going where are you going to the bathroom that the toilet has a sink next to it

544
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:16,840
no as in like it's like the store there's the stores are so big that there's like properly

545
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,560
accorded off and they have toilet like everyone's got a sink in a toilet

546
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:26,680
no i don't have i like you ask me do you mean do you mean like there's multiple sinks in the

547
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:32,200
restroom palace apparently yeah there's um some restaurants have that where like the bathrooms are

548
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:37,800
there was like there was like mini entire bathrooms like entire things in there not because

549
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:43,240
you know it's not like a shared sink yeah yeah like where there's multiple is that not common

550
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:50,520
yeah is that not common no you know some another american win yet another american win

551
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:55,240
there's stalls aren't they and then there's like there's one or two sinks like everywhere you go

552
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:59,160
there's a bunch of sinks here pretty much no but isn't like i'm talking about ones where they

553
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:05,400
have like there's a sink in each store yeah so is the sink in the stall but it's not like a wooden

554
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:12,600
stall it's like a stone one i have no idea what this is so bad what do you mean i feel like i'm

555
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,280
describing this wrong because you'll see he'll be like that's what you meant it's like the way

556
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:20,600
you're describing it how it's like if an alien went to a bathroom on earth and then tried to tell

557
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:26,840
us how it works and we're like i feel like i'm getting this right yeah so it's like a

558
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:31,240
stone rectangle with a toilet and then a sink is that what you're saying yeah

559
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:42,040
we've gone back in time hang on there's a guy named eric who just sits there with the spark

560
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:51,560
holding the stick in the spoon eric's got spilled food on his uniform we're not going to toilet

561
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:58,840
more at this point we're reaching out to the toilet because honestly football is not american

562
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:03,080
football american football should be its own thing are the toilet are the sinks in the stall

563
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:07,400
i'm still confused about this that'd be disgusting they are in the disability ones where they're

564
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:13,320
quite large well yeah that i get a section yeah but like it's just like that except the i don't

565
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:20,440
want a sink in the stall i just took a shit in that's not every bathroom has anyway doesn't your

566
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,680
bathroom have a sink in it yeah there's sinks in there they're not in the public stall

567
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,520
like are you describing the sink being like right next to the toilet like if you reach

568
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:35,080
no it's a little bit far away from it it's like it's not in the stall if you close the door the

569
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:39,880
stall is bigger than a normal stall it's not the same size than regular stores that's just the

570
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:43,800
disabled stall isn't it no but a lot of them there's like places where the bats like that's

571
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:49,880
just the normal size and they're stacked like that i feel like that's not that crazy

572
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,640
people can like this is not they came to the warhammer law like sigma

573
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,880
so toilet's beginner to expert

574
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:08,360
i don't like talking about toilets what is your toilet it's a toilet there's a sink in there

575
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:13,480
because it's a home toilet not a public rest room basically just look like home toilet sort of setup

576
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:15,720
that's what it looks like but then restaurant but there's loads of them

577
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:23,480
i don't know how i can get complicated i feel like this is so obvious like i'm saying i don't know

578
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:27,640
what you're saying okay moving on moving on you might as well have just been like you know but

579
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,320
you go into the toilet you go into the restroom and then there's like one per flight of stairs

580
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,760
and you're like what do you mean flight of stairs why is there that and that's like

581
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,600
poor old sigma just wanted to use a toilet

582
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,720
think about a rock a dwarven hold

583
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:50,120
oh

584
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,880
this is the revolt what the um that i just wander into crap

585
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please like the video for the more toilet

586
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:19,960
right we're gonna move on now do you know the british toilets they don't have one tap

587
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:24,840
there's two taps as well what do you that's not true the one at the hotel

588
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:30,760
mean and he stayed at only had one toilet handle what do you mean tap for a toilet there's a handle

589
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:35,640
no the sink is a tap for hot water and tap for cold water hot and cold unless you get the nice

590
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:39,560
ones which are the bars which you can move you with your arm yeah they're all most a lot of them

591
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:44,120
one built recently have just single ones but most places in the uk have two taps which is one for

592
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:48,600
hot water one for cold that seems so inefficient why don't i just have one that can do hot water

593
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:52,680
even joking though you know british people in the chat please get to the amount of time i've been

594
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:57,160
to a club and i've seen people not using the sink anyway whilst that oh well yeah that's point

595
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:03,480
oh yeah that's that's always you go like a crowded bar it's someone goes in the bathroom and

596
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:07,160
basically just walks out this one is you're out you're on a night out and you see someone go to

597
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,920
the toilet and you're in like the thing you see them they've gone for a wee and they've not watched

598
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:16,520
the hands he walk out and then he goes to his girlfriend he goes and it's like uh wash your hands

599
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:23,480
sir jeez yeah it's disgusting i was in the gym too you might as well have the urinal it's just the

600
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:30,440
the sheet of you're right all right did urinal urinal bro say urinal right now what urinal

601
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:36,600
oh that do you and it backed me up here i'm not wrong to be fair it is pronounced urinal most of

602
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:51,320
the time what is the medical term for piss urine urine yeah urine which is urine urine is the

603
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:56,840
compound in urine yeah well yeah the compound is urea but either way we're not saying you're

604
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:04,360
saying it it's just the accent because it's not urine it's urine in my ass i mean to be fair

605
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,720
you know i'm talking about like there's the stainless steel wall that's just has like

606
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:15,720
i'm going to england on the fourth of july and i am lighting every firework

607
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:22,360
while throwing tea into the sea yeah you should do on the fifth of november that's our fight

608
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:27,080
you have we have firework night where we celebrate guy forks who almost assassinated

609
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:33,240
one of the best holidays ever it's great people came for the sigma warhunt people

610
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:37,240
will throw over the oil business you're gonna hear like the random toilet 29th

611
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:42,440
debacle we're getting a lot of british people in the chat so you know where this is a good day

612
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:45,320
this is still good still driving the left side of the road

613
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:52,680
uh sig bar leaves that's the queen intended oh we got two dollars from jeremy golden he says

614
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:58,680
you're in yeah you're in thank you well you're in that's what you're in you got a job you're in

615
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:04,760
you're no you've said it wrong oh my gosh bro if it's english and i'm saying it in england

616
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:11,880
it's the correct word yeah well it's our language now it's it's really not i don't believe colin

617
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:19,080
colonized our language this is really giving me aloe we're not speaking english don't you dare

618
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:27,240
say that word aluminum uh and you listen here aluminium i just can't believe how much that

619
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:33,160
spiraled out that was actually fine for like 10 minutes that finally was settled that debate

620
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:37,320
the whole how do you pronounce aluminum how does jake margo to the toilet

621
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:44,760
it he shits in a hole because he was a barbarian warlord cool sounding the war on a brown note he

622
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:51,800
was uh oh he really grabs a leaf and then goes where's galmar as by the way because he leaves

623
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,920
gamma as isn't he he takes it with him i thought because the empire had gamma as like signals

624
01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:03,880
they find it again later there's also rumors that the one the empire had while it's still a very

625
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:12,040
potent magical artifact is not the true galmar as that was a fake sand it's because uh there's some

626
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:20,680
things that the while sigmar had it uh the modern one can't do but so they argue that might be not

627
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:25,160
the real galmar as but there's also other people like in lore argue that maybe it's just because

628
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:31,800
sigmar was holding it we can't do it uh or people just made that up legend got exaggerated after

629
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:37,640
2500 years fair enough so he did take it with them at some point they either got it back in

630
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:42,600
their possession or they made a new one do you reckon he had two handles for it one for hot one

631
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:51,800
for cold one for ice magic one for fire magic bruh hard to explain how he do things kind of

632
01:03:51,800 --> 01:04:00,600
like backward here but uh yeah he leaves through black fire pass uh and leaves he does beat the

633
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:05,160
shit out of a lord of change before he does that in locks and galmar as he just kind of does that

634
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:18,760
at 80 years old pretty good pardon me and yeah that's it um a hundred years after this the dwarfs

635
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:24,440
give the empire a replica of galmar as uh though they assumed eventually humanity would call this

636
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:30,840
one the real one which turned out being spot on because that's kind of exactly what happened

637
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:38,600
still a magical hammer but you know not quite proper galmar as uh and and at least one of the

638
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:43,560
books sigmar did have a kid whose descendants might even be alive to mountain warhammer fantasy

639
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:50,680
he had no official heirs uh and that's the official story at large like there's he had no heirs

640
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:57,240
is clark franz the descendant of sigma i don't believe so i thought that was because that was

641
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:02,360
the hot there was like an argument about like all the the electric counts of reichland are descendants

642
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:08,360
of sigma so they probably might they claim that maybe but that doesn't necessarily mean anything

643
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:13,480
but isn't carl franz's isp or usb that like he's just like a regular guy who's just done a really

644
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:19,240
good job and that's why he's cool he was born into this world just like you because i hate it

645
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,840
i hate it when when series do that where it's just like oh here's a character who just like

646
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:29,240
did their and there's like no actually that's um stupid stupendous to skywalker the third you

647
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:35,160
know oh yeah you know to my someone to be a cool person without having to be a descendant of someone

648
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:41,480
who was also cool the ray skywalker effect yeah to my knowledge there's no like blood relation

649
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:46,920
although they do they do come together for a bit in the end times which will get too soon because

650
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:53,160
we kind of cut through quite a bit of years after this it's like it is like someone saying they're

651
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:59,480
descended of charlemagne not realizing like everyone in europe that's half of north american

652
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:03,640
all of us are descended of charlemagne so i do have a donation as well

653
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:10,280
yeah elio andy's want to read that one up he says uh this is the revolt i think that's what yeah

654
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:15,080
thank you thank you for the two dollars sigmar god of trench latrines sounds about right right now

655
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:19,960
dj beast also said sigmar got gal moroz in one-handed mode so he can held in his hammer

656
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:27,400
i appreciate that british must learn to speak english right that's right this is like a bit

657
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:34,280
off topic but there's one random cool bit in um the stormlight archive series i'm reading where

658
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:38,920
they have like something called really like they have like powerful suits of armor kind of the name

659
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:44,920
of the charlotte plate shard plate and there is one character who basically all the nobles kind of

660
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:49,320
like how gamma has like a super powerful weapon weapon they only use these things as weapons

661
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:54,360
whereas one character at one point just uses the armor and like just a regular like beefy hammer

662
01:06:54,360 --> 01:07:00,440
to start digging a trench and he even says like bills a latrine literally actually yeah like he

663
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:04,840
actually literally builds a retreat so he says like he's surprised like no one before ever thought

664
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:11,000
about using super weapons to do ordinary tasks like that it's an interesting inverse on like

665
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:16,440
the fancy thing like gal moroz is a great hammer but could it also do other things as well

666
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,600
yeah caledon boy caledon

667
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,080
mr expressio depressio that guy

668
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:28,360
i'm so upset

669
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:40,760
i'm blanking i found my spot yeah i found where i was uh he claimed all of mankind was to be the

670
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:47,720
heir to the throne uh everyone ever was his heir so the kings of the tribes that made up the empire

671
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:52,440
would elect one of their own to become the emperor and that's how we get the

672
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:58,840
elector counts that you must summon at all times uh yes as you could probably assume

673
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:06,200
sigma is not quite done yet uh because as the years went on more and more rumors of

674
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:14,200
sigmire sigmire no that's that's the wrong setting sigma he would either appear in times of crisis

675
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:19,000
or just people would see him watching over his land these rumors kind of started popping up

676
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:24,520
and at one point a nutjob named johann hellstrom preached word of a vision he had

677
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:31,080
or ulrich had gifted sigmar with divinity and the uh this religion spread like wildfire

678
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:37,080
uh and it spread for a couple reasons the you know like cults of ulrich and the other established

679
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:43,400
gods weren't the biggest fans of the competition but the average person loved it the nobles loved

680
01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:48,760
it too because hellstrom preached that the laws set down by sigmar were divine so they had to

681
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:53,960
they now had the divine right to rule they got to cheat and be like nope sigmar put us to charge

682
01:08:53,960 --> 01:09:03,720
it's real a real oh two donations do we read the toilet advertisement nagel 1992 i'm getting

683
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:10,360
toilet advertisements now no problem thanks for the two dollars angry the toilet law angry

684
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:17,240
homunculus uh it is also a hammer thank you what is the check fuck you you see dj beast's comment

685
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:24,200
colin's dementia took him for a second that's good all i know is ford night in skivety toilet

686
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:35,160
uh oh also uh uh people who claim to worship sigmar started having miracles happen uh so

687
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:43,080
there was some proof that sigmar was maybe a little bit just a little bit divine and the

688
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:52,520
official cult of sigmar came into being in 73 ic 23 years after he fucked off uh and fun fact the

689
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:58,200
replica galmar as started to gain powers uh that couldn't have been through the work of the dwarf

690
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:04,120
so sigmar even if that's may or may not be his hammer still a holy artifact still some proof that

691
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:12,200
sigmar is indeed a god and then we get to what he was doing for 2500 years which was being stuck

692
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:20,280
in a magical tornado does it ever explain how that happens uh yes uh so johan was right sigma

693
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:27,560
had indeed descended to godhood uh which was a bit of a problem in the specifics because you know

694
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:31,800
the chaos god saw what sigma was doing and we're like this is really gonna screw with our plans if

695
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:39,160
he unites all of mankind and kind of keeps pushing our shit in like this so zeech uh and one of the

696
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:45,160
few times he ever actually did anything in fantasy trapped sigmar in the magical vortex at the center

697
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:59,160
of oath one which down so oh god what what now god damn it djb's no bullying he's bangers he's

698
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:04,920
he's stuck it he's stuck in the vortex uh this does on the one hand mean that you know sigmar

699
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:10,840
can't directly do anything he can uh he kind of he kind of gets emperored here he's stuck in the

700
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:16,600
vortex and can't leave uh he can empower people you know with little miracles stuff like that

701
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:23,960
uh but not much directly anymore but on the other hand he's trapped in the magical vortex

702
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:29,080
where all of the ambient magic in the world is drained away because he's stuck in there he's

703
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:35,160
stuck in there he's just soaking up more and more and more magic into himself so he ascends to proper

704
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:41,160
godhood that way and becomes uh bound to the magical wind of azir of heaven and then we

705
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:48,680
skip to the end times because like i said 2500 years brother was not doing much uh teclis is

706
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:54,200
here now trying to do his stupid thing where he binds the winds of magic to all the important

707
01:11:54,200 --> 01:12:00,120
elves uh pretty much none of this went according to hand or according to plan because most of the

708
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:06,520
winds just kind of flew to wherever would be important i believe only two of them i guess

709
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:11,800
three of them one of the he got the wind of light in his staff malekith got shadow and i believe

710
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:17,880
illariel didn't end up getting life five out of eight did not go according to plan which is a

711
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:25,000
failing raid uh but heaven did not just fly off randomly to inhabit some poor bastard who's about

712
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:32,440
to get a hell of a power boost sigmar already got uh bound himself to it so it's he's the incarnate

713
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:41,080
of heaven so when the vortex breaks because teclis does a bit of a fucky wucky and slanash starts

714
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:47,960
crawling in the world sigmar throws himself across the planet and jumps into the body of carl franz

715
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:54,040
who at this point had just had his arms cut off by the glotkin and was going through it to say the

716
01:12:54,040 --> 01:13:01,240
least he had cried out to sigmar for salvation and sigmar inhabited his body cleansed altdorf of

717
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:07,160
nurgle taint grew carl franz's arms back because he's a god he can just kind of do that that's

718
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:12,920
mental he's a god he's a god he can just do that it's like i've just had a moment where i've just

719
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:16,120
found out that he lost both his arms and just like the idea of them just going like

720
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:25,640
wow pretty much an extra set on the floor apparently uh this is what the specifics of

721
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:29,880
this are immediately read con in the next end times book because i believe the book where this

722
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:38,600
happens ends with carl franz internally noting he feels a presence in his body that is not himself

723
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,800
and then it's immediately revealed after this actually carl franz was dead

724
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:50,920
sigmar in his body puppeting him like a meat puppet uh so you know gw retconning aside

725
01:13:50,920 --> 01:14:01,560
sigmar is now carl franz uh when volton bites it and he gets gal maras back oh oh wow we have a

726
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:08,840
leo by leo for the 30 pounds i do like my true god emperor but i'm too busy fight for super earth

727
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:15,400
hell yeah brother so i will watch it later ps night lord's his best legion death to the knife ears

728
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:20,920
and fulgur is the worst primarch goodbye wow you are just not a roll with that one we those are

729
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:24,920
those some those are some call and takes if i've ever heard them but thank you we very much

730
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:37,000
appreciate the donation let's kill kill this man my god uh first manis exists

731
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:44,360
uh yeah he he's got gal maras so he goes to beat up our kyan unfortunately warhammer fantasy is not

732
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:52,680
profitable so his fate is sealed and uh with that the setting ends with he drives arcane away at

733
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:57,640
first and i believe he tosses them into the chaos rift they're making at mittenheim arcane crawls

734
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:04,920
out of it they start wrestling over gal maras and they both fall into the chaos rift and they both

735
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:11,560
fall into the uh chaos portal that's overtaking the world as the setting ends and then sigma is

736
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:19,000
gone for not ever because he you know the sequel is named age of sigma if that's a spoiler i'm very

737
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:28,200
sorry uh yeah he's back he won he won that battle he got gal maras from arcane lost the planet so

738
01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:34,040
he's just kind of floating on the core of the world when he finds the dragon dracothian who

739
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:39,160
reforms you know the moral realms helps get reality kicking in after chaos destroys it

740
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:44,520
and sigma goes to work again he's not going to let the world blow and upstop him

741
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:51,400
he starts protecting the re-emerging races of man elf and dwarf not calling them the copyright

742
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:57,640
names don't care and freeing and allying with any of the gods he finds he finds nagash first

743
01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:03,960
and decides to free nagash which might sound really unbelievably stupid at first but

744
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:10,360
to be fair it is stated that sigmar kind of desperately needed allies at this point because

745
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:16,360
this was the first person they found he knows nagash is powerful doesn't have many options

746
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:22,520
at this point it's either fight the darkness alone or accept nagash will betray you later so it's you

747
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:29,000
know it's there's reason given that he frees nagash instead of killing him on the spot thank you pump

748
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:33,240
i think it's just it's just alerting us of a donation

749
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:44,360
oh i can't read the polls in the way there we go um by nogwall 1992 thank you brother he says

750
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:50,520
will you guys have a game night with total war fantasy over 40k change my mind my man all real

751
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:56,920
all true one day we're having more game nights i think than we uh done a few months well yeah

752
01:16:56,920 --> 01:17:06,280
well i mean we like gaming by total war you mean fortnight then maybe maybe one day i'll get for

753
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:11,560
a night on the switch and i'll join the other nice i talked about the game in pcs dream handy

754
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:18,040
the first game fortnight but we would like to do total war someday that'd be nice

755
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:24,200
first decay is about to come out as a time recording so um was waiting to hear all the

756
01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:31,800
the disaster extensive reviews from the rest of the community and uh i think there was news recently

757
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:36,600
today was it like loads of employees of sega companies like creative summit those people got

758
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:44,600
laid off so it was 240 people but i think like 160 of them were from creative assembly oh my god

759
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:50,840
the ret the other 80 were from the other two companies it's not looking good brah i don't know

760
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:57,880
i don't know what brah it's uh i mean i don't know if that's yeah well we don't want to comment on

761
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:04,920
people's job losses um but as it turns of enjoying a for a fantasy game it seems like the one the

762
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:18,840
fancy setting might kill itself at this point old world warps oh n times two uh where was i

763
01:18:18,840 --> 01:18:24,440
sigma and the gash right they just start beating up god beasts not boingob though boingob is too

764
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:31,560
powerful for them praise me to boingob boingob is has a mega church and he needs your help

765
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:38,520
he wants to he wants to buy a thing like a ship to go towards the sun we need a helicopter for law

766
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:44,200
crimes and a pad like we need a helicopter so we can get the uh like so i can get a helicopter

767
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:48,600
on the side of my balcony and we can put it there and then i can fly these free in and we could

768
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:56,440
do a local podcast yes we need to make minimum 100 grand a month for fuel costs and everything

769
01:18:56,440 --> 01:19:02,680
then we can truly praise boy like in fact i can hear now in my ear telling me after that

770
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:09,240
private jet you need to you need to fund us a rocket so i can fly into the sun and truly go out

771
01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:16,760
boingob prosperity gospel and when it went and then before it explodes will also make flyers fall

772
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:21,240
from the heavens with boingob is like have you heard the word of boingob you too can lodge yourselves

773
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:29,320
in fact boingob is so hungry he's hungry for 10 of your income oh my gosh thank you when coming

774
01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:34,920
back up for the 30 vehicles frankly i don't think we oh this this man is spitting here i don't think

775
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:41,960
we appreciate just how impressive of a feat it is that sugmar sugmar not managed to possibly match

776
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:48,040
gorka morca a god that is at least as powerful as a cast god if not more to fight big true gork and

777
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:53,160
morc when they were different than 40kp to show the corn and sigma is equal to them fuse i'm just

778
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:58,680
saying i'm just saying better than better than the emperor better than big e yes stronger yes

779
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:06,200
yes but not better than boingob no no one i could be except for nagash such as the power of the

780
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:14,680
how i'm switching allegiances uh but yeah uh they fight back beasts that would give the cast gods

781
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:20,440
pause they find the rest of the survivors from the old world you know gorka morca malekith terry and

782
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:27,400
teclis grim near grungi all the all the old races and their gods they find them and they form you

783
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:33,880
know the pantheon of the mortal realms uh it was was pretty good uh it was called the age of myth

784
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:40,120
it was a pretty peaceful time not 100 peaceful because once nagash bring back manfred the first

785
01:20:40,120 --> 01:20:46,760
thing he does is get two dwarf clans killed so there's not zero conflict but compared to

786
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:53,400
you know later it's pretty good pretty all right pretty good uh then gorka morca remembers he's an

787
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:58,840
orc god and tries to beat up all of reality at once before turning around and doing it again

788
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:03,320
the first part he does the second part sigmar breaks him into two respective gods before he

789
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:10,280
can pull it off uh everyone starts going their own ways as chaos starts showing up and the various

790
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:16,120
gods go to tend their own rather than forming united front nagash was actually the last one to

791
01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:20,680
leave his side but he kind of kicked him hit sigmar and his armies and the balls on the way out

792
01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:27,640
so sigmar chased him all the way back to nagash's home realm where he remembered that there was kind

793
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:33,640
of a major battle going on while he had just left to chase nagash like a scooby-doo villain and then

794
01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:39,880
ran back to that battle known as the battle of burning skies where zinch and arcane trick him

795
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:46,200
arcane had finally shown up after you know ending reality the last time now he's back

796
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:52,520
he throws galmar as at arcane whereupon arcane shatters into little pieces but not in a good

797
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:57,480
way this time because it was just an illusion so now he doesn't have his hammer chaos is everywhere

798
01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:04,120
all of his allies have left and it's not looking great so sigmar goes to his home realm of azir

799
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:10,520
locks the doors of the entire realm of reality and just tells everyone good luck i've got something

800
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:19,400
to work on so for a few hundred years he's doing that uh about to drop the most aggressive mix

801
01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:25,640
tape indeed but it takes some time to craft he's got to cook for a while let him cook boys yeah

802
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:33,640
let him cook so in in the meantime uh the other seven realms are getting obliterated by chaos

803
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:38,920
warriors not great uh shadows also goes all right malekith is the only one to ever actually beat

804
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:44,760
arcane on a fight uh even though they changed his name now so you know uh still not the phoenix king

805
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,840
i'm afraid i'm afraid that ship sunk with oath one still not

806
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:54,200
i mean

807
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:05,080
nope don't count uh but yeah sigmar after hundreds of years of sitting in his room and building

808
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:12,760
his warhammer minis he's come back with these stormcast eternals these sigmarines uh he has

809
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:18,920
no unpainted models it's crazy no they're all painted his full 12 20 million point sigmarine

810
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:25,320
and they all have more than three colors it is unbelievable it's truly it is it is good to be a

811
01:23:25,320 --> 01:23:30,280
sigmar worshiper can you get in a table talk you have to like have the tournament you have to have

812
01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:33,960
more than three colors isn't it could you not just three color minimum yeah black silver and

813
01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:39,400
then just like just one dot yeah of color yeah technically you have to they have to be based as

814
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:45,560
well though i think uh for battle ready in 40k yeah they do because one time i borrowed a unit

815
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:49,960
from my friend that was better painted than my whole army it was five it was five howling

816
01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:55,800
banshees and the rest of my army was fully painted and based and the to said i'm not bad already

817
01:23:55,800 --> 01:24:01,240
and so i lost 30 points immediately just by walking i thought it was 10 it's well 10 points per game

818
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:07,400
so i tied for second place but then after 30 points are taken away from not being bad already

819
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:11,560
i was fourth place i was so mad especially because everyone else at the tournament said

820
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:16,360
it was fine and i can have my points that's ridiculous what that should be in the chat for

821
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:25,720
eli please truly tragic i feel yeah what uh just like just getting one of their base paints

822
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:30,600
just painting the model with account like you're like sterling mud well it was my it was my buddies

823
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:37,400
and i know he wouldn't want them to know i'm just like like i've never played oh oh yeah yeah like

824
01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:41,640
just getting like sterling mud just painted over base yeah that's an easy way to do it that's

825
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:46,360
fucking stupid there are some tournaments where people are still painting minis like outside oh

826
01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:51,960
yeah i believe probably for the army that they swear they've been totally meaning to pick up and

827
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:57,560
the fact that it's meta right now is a sheer coincidence i assure you mr tournament proctor

828
01:24:57,560 --> 01:25:01,720
and also there's the luck of like when you play a game and like the minute you've just painted

829
01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:06,760
like to a really good standard that one always dies first oh yeah that one gets executed

830
01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:16,360
bro bro my like i'm paying a i have an angron proxy which is usheran and i've given him like um

831
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:21,160
he said you know has that mace he's like holding it like as a ghoul and i've also given him like i

832
01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:27,400
had a spare um cleaver that magnus the red has in his prime art model so he's dual wielding two

833
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:32,520
weapons at this moment now but my god does that base need finishing it's a little fat the base

834
01:25:32,520 --> 01:25:38,280
is a little it's a little bigger than the normal prime art level uh size ones but you know it's

835
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:46,440
not no way i'd be allowed in a tournament but you know damn is that cool uh yeah we're almost done

836
01:25:46,440 --> 01:25:54,520
here uh it's almost over sigma's almost thing was there and kind of not there in the law he's he's

837
01:25:54,520 --> 01:26:00,200
learned to delegate uh which i think for a warhammer god not wanting to do everything himself is a

838
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:07,560
pretty pretty good bit of character development uh good on him sigmar you know he's uh he's he's

839
01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:12,920
also trying to work on the process of the stormcast eternals because he might have accidentally made

840
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:18,600
them a bit more thunder warrior e than space marine because the reforging process is still

841
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:22,760
not perfect part of that is nagash's fault because he takes a bit of their soul every time they die

842
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:28,360
but even without that it's not perfect and if they die too many times they kind of turn into a

843
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:35,880
soulless lightning automaton which is metal as hell but sigmar doesn't view his followers as pawns

844
01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:41,480
on a board like he views his worshipers as people and he doesn't want his you know his people to be

845
01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:46,600
turned into robots and to be fair he used to be a people he's like i remember what it was like to be

846
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:52,120
a people i remember them i don't want is he like the emperor in the sense that people when they

847
01:26:52,120 --> 01:27:00,360
people when they see him they don't see his true form like i don't know he is no he's very godly

848
01:27:00,360 --> 01:27:04,920
he's like he doesn't hide what he is he knows he's a god he accepts his worshipers and powers is more

849
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:10,040
like human meets zeus in a way it's like oh that's like yeah it's ripple zeus who always looks like

850
01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:16,040
zeus yeah it's it's yeah it's like meeting a greek god in the flesh basically is what it is like to

851
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:22,440
meet sigmar damn uh yeah he's so he's working on that he's pretty stressed over the fact he's

852
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:29,400
pardon wasn't able to perfect the process in time for when he ended up releasing the stormcast

853
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:34,840
but reality was buckling under chaos so he was just going out like all right now's the time

854
01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:39,080
they're not perfect but it is what it is time for ground marines truly

855
01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:45,640
hila what are you laughing at in chat i'm assuming i'm missing something cjb says if they die too much

856
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:51,640
uh they become colin's for tonight gameplay lifeless and i don't rock like five people on

857
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:58,280
that stream and all you remember is the admittedly very bad my college friend and when i went to

858
01:27:58,280 --> 01:28:04,360
school the next day he uh was making fun of us about how bad our lobbies are we won twice

859
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:11,480
and we got second like twice our lobbies sucked that's not that's not a problem i'm waiting for

860
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:17,160
our rainbow six siege stream as well where we inevitably oh dude you are al you're gonna hate

861
01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:21,720
me and that i'm so bad at it i'm afraid to tell you that i'm exclusively slugged with a shotgun

862
01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:28,280
man that's not that bad because it's the master chief isn't it yeah i get the master chief skin i

863
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:34,200
put on a shotgun and yell warrior in charge man bro i like playing on na servers just because i'm

864
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:40,360
like i'm a little bit too slow now in terms of when i'm getting closer to 30 i can tell i'm

865
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:50,360
getting rubbish and if i was still i was 40 i don't know if you were dog calling if it's a little

866
01:28:50,360 --> 01:29:00,920
bit not dog this is slander we did take two w's yeah christ am i playing son as an na server

867
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:08,360
because like if they hear my voice they go like you're right mate as it should be need to upgrade

868
01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:15,080
their stereotypes because that i mean all of a twist or something it doesn't sound like that i

869
01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:23,320
swear that's where all of a twist slander uh yeah ever ever since the storm cast near the the age

870
01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:30,440
of sigmar officially began uh he's really just been working on the storm cast and getting ready

871
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:38,760
to fight everyone ever all at once because it's a warhammer setting and allies are a suggestion

872
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:46,200
what does they like sigma vaults as well uh storm vaults i believe storm artifacts and stuff and

873
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:51,560
like creatures that for one reason or another he locked away during the age of myth either because

874
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:56,040
he couldn't destroy it or he didn't quite want to but he also didn't want them free or people finding

875
01:29:56,040 --> 01:30:03,720
them uh some of which held uh part of the ocr bone reapers at least their main general character

876
01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:08,200
some of which held monsters some of which had weapons that he just didn't want to use

877
01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:13,560
so yeah he would he would lock stuff up what now his dad is genuinely better at

878
01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:24,120
i'm sure your dad's a lovely person but no a beast for it isn't it's the abyss watchers

879
01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:30,360
versus pepe it's a good fight dude's relentless anyways

880
01:30:32,440 --> 01:30:39,160
uh when marathia sends to godhood he snubs her by sending the celestin prime to deal with her instead

881
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:44,440
which is like the head storm cast with the implication being she's still not worth his time

882
01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:51,800
uh which is marathi finds a very rude uh but you know maybe she shouldn't be such a you know colossal

883
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:58,760
bitch she did kind of steal a city from under his nose when she did this so i understand him not

884
01:30:58,760 --> 01:31:05,080
wanting to be terribly kind to her uh i'm gonna move on before i continue talking about marathi

885
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:13,080
and you know the usual stream of garbage pours out of my mouth uh he wants to fight he really he does

886
01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:18,760
want to get go back to how he used to be as a moral and just fight alongside his troops but he

887
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:23,320
knows his responsibilities as a god comes first he can't like oversee things he can't answer

888
01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:28,600
prayers if he's just on the ground beating things up whatever he's fighting is mar the uh barbarian

889
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:34,040
anymore yeah that's pretty much exactly it whatever he's fighting will probably get obliterated but he

890
01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:39,800
knows that his responsibilities are a lot greater than when he was just the emperor of the empire

891
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:47,480
of man or his unverogon tribe uh he also wants to kind of ascend into the winds of magic that only

892
01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:52,920
after the war is won in his own words so when chaos is fully defeated which will never happen

893
01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:57,640
because then we won't have warhammer but you know it's nice to have goals and if that were ever

894
01:31:57,640 --> 01:32:02,920
happened yeah he's he's in universe he doesn't know it's impossible that's not fair to judge him

895
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:07,000
by that standard wouldn't be as like i'm going to war if he knew that at the end of the day it was

896
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:11,880
just so we could paint little versions of him and he's like i don't like this he'd probably be a lot

897
01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:17,560
less hyped fair the skaven did contact the eldar didn't they so i wonder the point of they could

898
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:22,520
contact who the hell's like yeah you know who the hell's games workshop or something like this

899
01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:30,200
contact an all-new from black library or something is there a is there a canon emperor carl france

900
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:38,280
uh sigmar marine uh he's the celestin prime my evidence or is it we all say well the celestin

901
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:45,720
prime was a king in the old world and before you say franz was an emperor consider that the empire

902
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:53,000
of man in aos is referred to as a kingdom therefore it's franz fuck off i mean who else would they

903
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:59,400
imply it to be other than i guess boris tod bring him maybe al cadiz or something he was a king

904
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:06,440
tomb king cetra it's probably not cetra because they there was that character setris the of

905
01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:11,400
it was the character named setris leading the storm host known as the imperishables

906
01:33:12,440 --> 01:33:19,080
which is a giant neon sign hey who could this guy i thought they confirmed that wasn't well

907
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:23,480
that's like that was the original intention that they killed them but the reason being gw did not

908
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:30,200
want setra used in this manner uh so setra if he does come back probably won't be a storm because

909
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:36,200
if it's if a character is worthy of being a model they'll they'll be immortal pretty much i mean very

910
01:33:36,200 --> 01:33:41,720
rarely do gw even kill off care i think the only thing i ever can think of is yarick and that's

911
01:33:41,720 --> 01:33:46,280
the only time a character is supposedly being killed off and they kill off like the head ethereal too

912
01:33:46,280 --> 01:33:52,040
i don't remember his name on va yeah sure yeah but then he's back as like a tele like a hologram

913
01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:57,000
so he's like he's pretty dead i don't even know if he's in the codex anymore i don't think he's in

914
01:33:57,000 --> 01:34:06,920
the codex yeah as much as we can play like some characters just don't get it you know she's not

915
01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:12,200
gonna play tau this edition it's fine truly tau players are suffering billions must battle suit

916
01:34:13,160 --> 01:34:19,400
but he like crew player are you not rock hard for crew bro yeah the crew are cool but you know we

917
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:25,400
everyone everyone in existence wanted a crew talks and that's all they had to do or sorry greater

918
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:30,520
narlock everyone it's all they had to do was make a creator narlock but they you know they do zero

919
01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:36,120
market research i'm so convinced yeah whatever or to that they've made they've with three years

920
01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:40,920
ahead of us isn't it i think they admit they don't do market research and that's like they like

921
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:47,560
they they don't think video games are worth the effort yeah seriously i think there's a there's a

922
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:52,600
big disconnect between i don't think even people who use the i think people who are used to with

923
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:56,840
other most companies isn't it like people who own the business and then people actually use the product

924
01:34:57,400 --> 01:35:02,600
because the co's are in average series i'm sure they can do any research for that they proudly

925
01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:08,360
admitted they didn't do research for that one i don't think they even play test anymore like

926
01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:14,760
release the slum and they're like oh we didn't actually look at any of the source material even

927
01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:19,960
though it was like a game to halo there's something in it was it was halo they admitted they didn't

928
01:35:19,960 --> 01:35:26,840
play any of the games yeah oh that's so insane halo tv is uh and acted like that was a brag

929
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:30,360
yeah we want it in a different direction why

930
01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:39,160
bro it's like someone saying the recipe is really good you know what it really needs yeah oh no

931
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:43,320
everyone loves it they're lining up down the street let's just like put some twigs in it like what are

932
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:49,640
you doing stop that i thought i would add my special spice to the recipe so i took a fat

933
01:35:49,640 --> 01:35:55,800
shit in the crowd in a separate bathroom stall that was made out of brick and then it's clearly

934
01:35:57,240 --> 01:36:04,360
has a sink next to it as well some some last bits on sigmar uh always a bit of a hothead

935
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:10,600
uh you know he's born a barbarian tribal chief he liked to hit things with hammer first and

936
01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:16,520
everything else second which to give him credit he does work with others you know especially aos

937
01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:23,640
he's learned to delegate even pardon me back in fantasy he um he was friends with the dwarfs he

938
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:28,360
thought they were cool there's some rumors that the king he saved went with them when he disappeared

939
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:35,080
all of the dwarfs have no recollection of that so if it's true is yeah um he was fine with working

940
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:40,840
with gorka morca and nagash and aos so clearly he's at least somewhat willing to tolerate some

941
01:36:40,840 --> 01:36:47,240
interesting allies as it were was how he got them on board that was how he made up with gorka morca

942
01:36:47,240 --> 01:36:52,120
they beat each other up for a week straight nice fair enough which hey if it works it works

943
01:36:53,960 --> 01:37:01,240
i do like sigma quite a lot although i do wish i think particularly the artwork designs is pretty

944
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:06,920
safe if you know i mean like it like it almost could be yeah i wish his armor was you know how

945
01:37:06,920 --> 01:37:13,320
like the 40k prime marks their arm was quite you know i i for all you could say each primal got

946
01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:19,160
pretty decent like armor look to them and i i think sigma could do with a little bit even though

947
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:23,880
roguedawn copy pasted his dad's work he's like that's my oh yeah yeah yeah that's roguedawn

948
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:30,600
he's a bit like that i i like his uh like the fantasy armor like uh his barbarian look with

949
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:36,840
a beard and it's mostly fur capes i wish his aos armor was a bit more flurry but at the same

950
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:44,360
time i think he's like he's not a playable model he's sigmar the god king i get that he's like

951
01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:51,080
playable yeah i don't know why sigmar's not when almost every other realm i mean to say it'll be

952
01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:57,160
it'll be an addition where eventually he just drops and everyone's like uh not so that'll be

953
01:37:57,160 --> 01:38:05,480
very cool i mean because the allario is teclis's nagash i guess gorka morca's not but most of like

954
01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:11,560
he's malice malibu what's his malarian he's still not even he does dark elves don't even exist

955
01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:15,960
you know i think just the snake ladies i think there's rumors umbra and af are coming i think

956
01:38:15,960 --> 01:38:21,560
is what they're tentatively calling them which would be malice okay aos should be given a break

957
01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:26,600
there's only fourth edition now and they're giving scaven a prop i guess a makeover

958
01:38:28,760 --> 01:38:34,280
they should have had it from the start yeah i was in like aos because if i compare it you compare

959
01:38:34,280 --> 01:38:41,000
it to whatever warmer 40k was in no we can't say fourth edition but earlier editions you know i

960
01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:45,080
mean like a lot of these things need to cook longer aos i feel like aos still doesn't know

961
01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:50,280
what it's trying to be i like that at this point because it means they do creative stuff and they

962
01:38:50,280 --> 01:38:56,040
just slow shit but it's so open it's so open-ended it's almost i would much rather be open-ended than

963
01:38:56,040 --> 01:39:02,120
the 40k stuff we have now i'm gonna be fully honest yeah for real uh donation by chris ace

964
01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:07,880
117 says discovered you guys a month ago was wondering what other warhammer movies to check

965
01:39:07,880 --> 01:39:12,440
out seen the emperor in the last church you guys recommended it was also great also are there any

966
01:39:12,440 --> 01:39:18,200
fantasy movies i guess you mean like animations there's like a there's like a passion project

967
01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:24,680
live action fantasy thing being made yeah you can also binge watch the total war trailers yeah true

968
01:39:24,680 --> 01:39:29,640
if you if you want uh if you want an interesting experience you can i'm pretty sure you can find

969
01:39:29,640 --> 01:39:34,840
the space marine movie on youtube yeah like an hour and 20 minutes of incredible slough

970
01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:40,920
because it's got such high caliber actors and it's like hold on john hurt is in this what

971
01:39:40,920 --> 01:39:46,680
what is this abomination you paid back up says i wonder how funny it would have been if sigma was

972
01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:52,200
a lost primark i mean talk about the son out and doing the father i think that's a that's an

973
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:58,520
obvious thank you that's quite an old like theory craft thing wasn't it yeah i think gw yeah gw

974
01:39:59,160 --> 01:40:05,320
moldler yourselves yeah made said it's uh fantasy's not in the 40k universe which is

975
01:40:05,320 --> 01:40:09,720
but you know you can you can you can believe what you just managed to have a connection somehow

976
01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:16,360
but ignore that it's fine i think even chaos chaos just like the demons even say they fight in realms

977
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:21,560
and universes the other things wouldn't even imagine but to fair i was imagining my god must

978
01:40:21,560 --> 01:40:27,880
they have lots of enemies and be busy like poor old any greater demons like was it even the

979
01:40:27,880 --> 01:40:31,960
corneate ones were sang with like oh we have a blood feud with the blood angels or something

980
01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:36,920
and then it's like but we also have a blood feud with them like several other things from different

981
01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:42,120
being harassed by the doom slayer at the moment it's really annoying yeah don't get a break he's

982
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:48,760
getting closer to the throne and we don't know how to stop him yeah yeah uh speaking of though

983
01:40:48,760 --> 01:40:55,960
i'll have you know how aos has finally gotten its first 40k retcon lore moment that didn't need to

984
01:40:55,960 --> 01:41:02,760
exist but it did with the whole sigma r line crap what's the i believe the lie was that the storm

985
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:07,880
cast eternal process isn't perfect but we've known that since day one that it turns you into a robot

986
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:13,400
well because they they know it as like it's official now as in i think it was official

987
01:41:13,400 --> 01:41:19,320
he had other people helping him make the storm cast well the whole plot line of the black talon

988
01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:25,560
series on warhammer tv was about a storm cast slowly losing her memory and trying to find out

989
01:41:25,560 --> 01:41:31,160
what happened it's like i don't even know about aos and i was like oh that's yeah yeah that's

990
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:35,160
they didn't make much they did not make much sense as like a selling point for the trailer

991
01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:41,400
it wasn't even about like chaos or something like i said was was the lie that there was

992
01:41:41,400 --> 01:41:45,800
scaven under the cities because i don't think you need to lie about that that's just the default

993
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:52,040
assumption you make i don't know maybe it's more like oh now everyone knows about it isn't like

994
01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:58,040
officially knows about it maybe but it's no longer a we keep it hush hush like it's alluded to made

995
01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:02,520
it that hush hush though because stormcast knew about it like there's no way to hide that because

996
01:42:02,520 --> 01:42:07,640
once you die a couple times you start noticing man how come i don't feel happy anymore or sad

997
01:42:07,640 --> 01:42:13,400
or anything was it just like flagship the new stormcast faction it might have been here it's

998
01:42:13,400 --> 01:42:18,760
i mean i'll admit the line sigmar lied you know goes kind of hard is our is their version of

999
01:42:18,760 --> 01:42:24,600
winter is coming isn't it that's right yeah get a catch unfortunately what he lied about was

1000
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:29,880
something every single storm cast is pretty aware of he lied you know when i died like actually

1001
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:35,160
officially died and then he resurrected i can't believe that wasn't perfect they could have leaned

1002
01:42:35,160 --> 01:42:41,800
more into like a like masters of the universe like by the power of gaomara that'd be awesome silly

1003
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:48,120
that'd be quite fun i personally choose to believe that sigmar lied about not stealing from nagash

1004
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:55,880
because in the trailer you can very clearly see the gash is holding that stormcast lady's soul

1005
01:42:55,880 --> 01:43:02,440
and then sigmar just yanks her away truly nagash is right and all he does is perfect and you should

1006
01:43:02,440 --> 01:43:09,560
buy o c arc bone reapers today i think that that all that is the entirety of sigma with that yeah

1007
01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:14,440
that is that is just about all of this sigmar lore he does have at least like i believe he has a

1008
01:43:14,440 --> 01:43:19,880
trilogy of books relating to his rise to power which i did not repeat word for word because

1009
01:43:20,920 --> 01:43:25,720
there's a lot of books uh and like i said like earlier when i'm talking about him uniting the

1010
01:43:25,720 --> 01:43:33,000
empire some of it's somewhat redundant like i could talk about every single tribe united but

1011
01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:38,680
you kind of get the point i think it was dragon ogre shaggoth at one point supposedly i don't

1012
01:43:38,680 --> 01:43:44,440
think he kills it but he does he i believe he does fight one because if i'm if i think i know

1013
01:43:44,440 --> 01:43:49,160
what you're referencing i think you might fight the father of them he has to he has to i think

1014
01:43:49,160 --> 01:43:55,880
he does it to unite the tribe that lives where noel is now because the lady who he eventually um

1015
01:43:56,840 --> 01:44:03,080
has the one night stand with so you know one maybe kid the one maybe you know his not paying

1016
01:44:03,080 --> 01:44:08,840
child support um thing that's the real reason he left i think they said that they'll join him if he

1017
01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:13,080
defeats this beast in the mountains and he's like yeah sure i've got gamaraz like oh my god

1018
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:18,200
that's a shaggoth and then he says oh wait i have gamaraz oh wait a minute i'm sick colin has been

1019
01:44:18,200 --> 01:44:24,440
colin has been called the the number one boner i appreciate because of his love for nagash this

1020
01:44:24,440 --> 01:44:31,320
is this is true i have 2024 is the year i change allegiances i'm now i'm now nagash's number one

1021
01:44:31,320 --> 01:44:38,360
guy number one boner nagash's top guy he needs me to lead the revolution speaking of things that

1022
01:44:38,360 --> 01:44:44,200
gave you a boner hopefully this episode did and if you made it this far please do like and subscribe

1023
01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:50,760
uh big thank you to colin for giving us the the glorious sigma praise praise me his name

1024
01:44:50,760 --> 01:44:57,560
help remember he loves you salt spire is great for you i love him we love uh don't forget

1025
01:44:58,280 --> 01:45:03,880
guys are good so like like you said how don't but don't just like and subscribe for warhammer lore

1026
01:45:03,880 --> 01:45:10,760
like and subscribe for toilet lord discussions yeah toilet and for sure gameplay bro we need to

1027
01:45:10,760 --> 01:45:17,400
have our breakfast argument as well again then breakfast law toilet law pronounce words properly

1028
01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:24,520
in english you know aluminium thank you um it's official by the way that they did chime out uh

1029
01:45:24,520 --> 01:45:29,080
thank you so much for watching and listening uh again hope you guys enjoyed the episode thank

1030
01:45:29,080 --> 01:45:35,880
everyone who gave donations we really appreciate that praise be to boingob again 50 of your income

1031
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:46,280
has to go to boingob it was 10 inflation it's uh inflation's uh a bit you know and someone said

1032
01:45:46,280 --> 01:45:51,400
can you please put that down with our lord and savior simultaneously that's the praise me money

1033
01:45:51,400 --> 01:45:57,000
savior and uh we'll catch you guys all on the next episode we will have another tier list

1034
01:45:57,000 --> 01:46:00,040
a bit of a surprise and that one can't give anything away because we're gonna surprise

1035
01:46:00,040 --> 01:46:06,920
ridgey a surprise is a surprise but for tonight weapons no hope you guys uh well enjoyed it and

1036
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we'll catch you guys in the next one peace take care everyone bye love you 
