We're live apparently. That's good.
Are we?
Yay.
It's a different time with this.
Oh, we are.
Dothros 2 has mentioned already.
God damn it.
Yeah, buddy.
BJ Beasts is the version of our pursuer.
He's relentlessly just going,
Dothros 2 is a going.
Who's the Dark Souls 2 of the Chaos Gods?
That's the good question.
None of them.
I couldn't tell you.
They're perfect.
Alice.
I'm going to say Nurgle.
Isha.
Fuck you.
Are we live?
Is it?
We are live.
OK.
Just making sure.
I didn't get a notification.
Why?
Oh, man.
Hey, everyone.
Oh, it is live.
Yes, we are.
Hello, buddy.
Hello, everyone.
TJ Beasts is live.
Welcome back to another episode.
There's a dog on it.
There's a dog.
This is the Iceberg Effect.
We're talking about chaos corruption today.
It's me, Hal, Eli, Andy, and Colin.
Actually, I have a proper intro this time.
Podcast is also on Spotify as well, just for people
who want to listen offline.
And to be fair, we're going to get a bit heretical today.
It's going to be a little bit.
I mean, The Emperor's great.
But you know, this is the these are the guys, you know,
she told you not to worry about.
This is the case.
All kinds of chaos, a bit of fantasy lore here as well.
Colin will represent the actual.
I don't even know what to describe it like the absolute shilling
the copium of horns rat.
There's no copium, only his glory.
We are graced to be in his presence
whilst his children are beneath our walls, sorry.
Speaking of that first, though, we've got to do the question
of the week, Eli.
I think the last question of the week was to do with
what would you shatter in Warhammer, I think.
And Eli's chosen some answers from you beautiful people.
Yes, there were a lot of good comments.
It shows like five.
Also, somebody said, I see sheets zero out of ten
for Colin's bed.
It was funny, and Andy did change his home, it looks like.
That's not the question.
Getting brighter.
I've been there a while.
I've been there a few months, but now it's bright.
It's getting bright now.
It's nice. Look, son.
I like the sun.
My house is slightly changed every time.
I hope it to get more posters like to fill up the entire wall at one point.
I do need one just like each of you, just like a mug shot.
All right.
The question of the week was why would you shatter in 40K?
First one is from our beloved DJ Beast, Lore Crime celebrity.
Red carpet, if we ever meet him.
Hashtag shatter, I would chuck Nagash into 40K.
Him entering causes a second better Eye of Terror to form as the galaxy now
has to deal with the great necromancer, her death, the undying king,
the black harvester, Reaper Lord Elderbones, the grave god, the Tired of Bones.
For fantasy, I would clone Gottrick since two gotricks existing in one setting
will cause a black hole ending the setting faster than Archon ever could.
I agree.
You got to mention him.
Go ahead, go ahead, Colin.
I'm a big fan of the first half of that sentence.
I mentioned a lot of holes.
You did.
Just kidding.
We got a Freudian snack there.
We got a...
Zan-oh, he's a real one.
We have two donations from Zan, $0, $10.
Thank you.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
A true heresy is why you would deny Colin and Eli their four nights
stream, a great 100% this guy speaks the truth.
You're a real one.
Bless you.
Angry leprechaun, $5.
Thank you.
Says first time tuning in live.
Zeench is the only chaos god who can win the great game.
He just chooses not to because he has a troll.
Yeah.
First, uh, first donation is average great horned rat worshiper.
Four night stream will exist someday.
You deny my PC its purpose.
Bro.
I'm gonna, we're gonna DDoS Andy and Hal so that the games don't
work so that we can play Fortnite.
Why?
I'm not, I'm not that opposed to the idea.
I'm just like back in my day, we didn't have Goku in the game.
We had the Fortnite stings.
When I was in uni, that's how old I feel about that.
Yeah, we had like 2016 or something, wasn't it?
It was earlier than that, maybe.
I don't know.
Eight years ago.
Okay.
Anyway, uh, next, uh, next question is our next comment was from my green
gecko, uh, as they shatter, I would add consistent writing and quality
control between writers.
That would be, that truly would ruin war.
No.
Next one from Mr.
Idiot for 40k I'm throwing in Neil, Neil Breen, Neil Breen reference.
I'm so pleased.
I'm so happy somebody knew Breen referenced.
You would add in Neil Breen is one of the long lost forgotten
Primarchs and Tommy Wiseau was the second one.
Tell me what I said.
Oh gosh, Neil Breen shout out.
Have you guys seen any Neil Breen movies?
I've only seen red letter media talking about how ridiculous they are.
And so, who am I?
What am I?
Where are some of the quotes?
They're so such a strange man.
If he's like a guy, he was an accountant and he has like a bunch of money.
He's like, I'm going to make films where I'm the protagonist and I solve
all the world's problem by murdering people.
Yeah.
There's no self-awareness.
It's brilliant.
I think those two plus, weird enough, Gary Busey is like a trifecta.
Neil Breen lore runs deep apparently.
I've only watched one or two Neil Breen movies, but the one I watched was about
like ecology being a, what are they, environmentalist.
And he's like environmentalist Neil Breen Jesus.
And he does like miracles and he kills people and there's-
And he goes to like Congress and he tells them, you're being a
bad person, you're being bad people.
And they go, oh, I am.
And it's like, what?
And he, and he's, and he's, and people are crowdfunding him to make more films.
And he's like, I'm a successful director and movie creator.
And it's like, you're something.
He's a hero.
If you gave Tommy, if you gave Tommy why is that one limited money,
then that's pretty much Neil Breen essentially.
And like a God complex too, probably.
Yeah, definitely.
I'm remembering when he dressed up as a Joker and he went, I just like yelled.
I'm the Joker.
I got, I got, I got two more comments and I'll mention the donation we have.
So the next one is from the Wardner.
He says Johnny Grammatic, Gramatartist.
I can't read it.
I know it is spelled different, it's spelled funny though.
But yeah, Johnny Grammaticus Gramartist.
That's what he's saying.
Okay.
Returns to 40K to lead the Imperium and be more important than every other name
character in the setting combined.
Thumbs up from me, buddy.
Johnny Grammaticus is the alpha Legion of human beings.
One of the characters of all time.
Yeah.
He was in Warhammer.
So then we have last one.
Rarest Pepe, another classic, another celebrity.
There's nothing I can think of that'll break any Warhammer setting quicker,
slash better than GW's own writing.
And there you go.
So true, King.
Now our donation is from Core6f6 for $199.
Thank you very much.
How about the Merveels, fellas?
Reels are very cool.
New jeans dealers are Baller and the dwarves looked pretty freaking epic.
Skaven trailer was real good.
It would have been cool if there was some minis to go along with it.
But I will take the fact they're being looked at and worked on.
Like,
You got an Eldar trailer as well.
Would you literally like burst?
Yeah, I would too.
Like, holy cow.
And guys, guys, next year will be Emperor's Children, guys.
It's going to happen next year.
It's totally.
This is the year, guys.
This is even though it's been 10 years in a row, this is the year.
Bloodborne's coming out on PC too.
Elder Scrolls 6, Bloodborne, Emperor's Children.
Half Life 3.
I was going to say Half Life 3.
What are the other bangers?
What are the other classics?
There will be an Elder Scrolls this year or something as well.
Emperor's Children is a higher chance than Halo being good.
We got a donation, by the way, from Rolf for 10 solos, saying,
I'm currently listening to Skaven Slayer and the beautiful part
where we hear of the time-honored tradition of unaliving the messenger.
God bless Colossus.
I'm going to go with the
unaliving the messenger, God bless Colin and his non-functional pancreas.
Do you think anyone else's pancreas has been talked about as much?
Considering it's a branding thing as well.
Is that the last one, Eli?
Yeah.
What is our, do we have a next question of the week here?
I think we do.
We didn't write down how you want to phrase this, but it was essentially
what you want to ask is which chaos God would you let yourself be corrupted by?
Bear in mind.
Should we say hashtag worship?
So like, which would you pledge your worship to of the chaos gods?
Yeah, hashtag worship.
Again, give your reasoning.
If you want to give a reason that's completely messed up within reason,
YouTube comments, obviously, I'm not going to censor some things.
You know, make, if you want to make it completely like ridiculous and funny,
absolutely go for it.
And I think without being said, we're going to head straight on into chaos corruption.
But before we do one more thing, two more donations.
We got a $5 donation from Jeremy Golden.
Thank you very much.
Jeremy says this is Eli's Emperor's Children Codex, Space Strong King.
You've given me another, another year's worth of willpower.
And Rolf has donated another $5 saying also which Primark will return next and
why does Colin want it to be Russ?
I like Russ.
I just hate his children.
I want Jagatai because I feel like Jagatai is a fun word where he's not
going to influence the setting too much.
He's just going to do his own thing and that'd be great.
I just want him back.
That's my problem with that.
They could also, they could bring Corax back and then they don't have to
progress any storylines at all.
And they'll be ignored for the rest of the setting.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you for the $5 scenario for Colin.
You get one night with Morathi but you have to wipe your ass with a great book
of grudges and every dwarf knows I'm in.
That's a great comment.
You get one night with Morathi but you die.
I'm in.
You're hunted for the rest of your life.
Can we, do we see Colin's comment?
Do we see Colin's comment in the chat below?
Donkeyman's?
Wow.
I'm not even dignifying that by reading that.
The thing is, you know what the first thing I thought of when it was like the
idea of the reprisal, you know that meme of, is it Kevin Hart in the woman's
arms and she's going pointing and it's just Colin in Morathi's arms and she's
pointing at the dwarf like, leave my boy.
Leave my brother alone.
That being said though, today is perhaps the, you know, the false emperor, the
emperor of mankind.
Leave it.
Disgusting.
Heresy.
You know what I mean?
We hate that.
That's right.
It's cringe.
That's right.
I can't stand it.
Cause today we're talking about the true pantheons, the, the chaos gods, all
chaos gods and the corruption that spreads to you.
So not just the chaos gods are, but basically we're talking about how it
affects you.
We're going to start off here with chaos undivided.
Now this one might be a little bit shorter than the rest of them, cause
it's kind of a bit generic, but chaos undivided is essentially exactly what
it sounds like.
It's all four of the main chaos gods, even in both the fantasy and the 40K
setting, they are kind of a unified, eight pointed star that represents each
god and their corruption can be sorted, boiled down to the general emotion of
just the word like chaos itself.
They are rebelling slash against order and all that kind of jazz.
They have something called the primordial truth, which I will kind of get more into
the end.
That could be a really long topic, but I'm going to sum up quite a lot at the
end of this section though.
And they, their general corruption is more about the inevitability of chaos
itself, you know, the corruption is its own kind of force and they are pretty
much talking about the collective emotions of sentient thought.
They are the representation of basically everything that's wrong with us.
So yeah, Colin and his body pillows are...
I don't own any body pillows.
I'm sorry.
Apologies.
Please be accurate.
I'm not going to say no.
I'm not going to go into kind of all the history of the each chaos gods, because
we're going to go through each of them at some point, we're going to tackle kind
of more of like our ones that we sort of align to.
But there's just an interesting thing about all the chaos gods is they have
this neutral meeting ground.
I can't remember the name of it.
I don't know if the rest of the boys remember the name of this like space.
It's in the war.
I don't suppose it's the Forge of Souls.
Might be similar to that.
But there's essentially a meeting ground where it's just essentially the
purest form of all chaos gods and they all get to meet together, have a bit of tea.
And yeah, they pretty much just, that's the only kind of point in their history.
Or the war policy doesn't really act like a normal timeline, but that's sort of
where chaos is unified into one thing.
And they basically make a plan, you know, the emperor, that guy's kind of, we
don't like him, we're going to bend him over and try and enter.
Don't know why I went that way with it.
Yeah, that's more like, that's more Eli's thing with some Ash later.
The general effects of the chaos, like general undivided chaos corruption.
You can often, your skin will like gray, you can grow like horns and things.
Everyone who's played Elden Ring and there's like the, is it the Omen kind?
It's the ones where they're like, they're covered in horns, the foul Omen, I think.
Sort of similar to that of people like Gross and things.
I think it's the, who's the Elden Ring bosses who like they're covered in,
there's more gop and yeah, the Omen's in like that.
That's like a kind of good example of like how some like a normal average
size human size, the dude is horny in the wrong way and their skin.
Oh, Andy hasn't played Elden Ring.
Apologies for the terrible reference there.
Oh, pain.
Warp energy around people, like just being corrupted by chaos, it sort of ruins.
Everything around you, like things rust, the ground gets permeated and just the
general senses sort of, it's almost as like pollution in a way.
I was going to make a joke about my UK government polluting recently.
There's like a whole thing about them, I don't want to say that.
They'll really age this.
And they're also sort of from a mental side of it, these people are mad.
They're straight up crazy and they are enslaved to the general will of these
chaos gods, sort of they embrace the worst emotions of each aspect of these gods.
And they are obsessed with something called the primordial truth.
I will get into this now.
So just finishing on here with Undivided, an example of Undivided Corruption is
good old disgusting rat being Lorgar.
Sorry, I think I have a donation here by angry leprechaun.
Thank you, says Vashor needs to ascend to godhood and bring Percy and the iron
warriors into the fold, RIP, materium and immaterium.
They're kind of, Vashor's a weird example, sort of like a dark mechanicum
twisted out character and he's quite interesting, like visually.
I don't know what they're going to, well as a time record, he's like, I'm a
threat, but I've not done anything really bad yet.
He mugged the dark angels and that was kind of it.
We enjoyed that as well.
So if I see a donation, just so you can be like, oh, look, look.
So the story example, just like a brief finishing on Undivided here is good old,
as I was saying, rat bag Lorgar or Aurelian.
I hate this guy.
The most in Warhammer.
How dare you?
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
Sorry.
I should look into about rats later.
So I should exalt the rat.
This guy doesn't even deserve to be a rat.
This is the scum of the earth and Lorgar's the primarch of the word bearers.
And his general story is when he was journeying with the demon Ingethel, who in the book,
that thing is disgusting.
They even say like, it's not a Nergal demon, but like the smell of it is horrific.
And I liked that part.
Ingethel guides Lorgar through his pilgrimage, through the warp.
He basically shows him the history of the universe.
Well, a quote unquote chaos version of the history of the universe.
An avatar of Cain gets beaten down.
Sorry, Colin.
He just deserves it.
He shows the fall of the Eldar.
Eventually the Eldar get like, erased like a massive wave of flesh.
It's pretty disgusting.
And then he starts explaining what the primordial truth is.
The primordial truth is essentially the unknowing slash universal truth about how
sentient life creates the chaos gods, because all our emotions are rippling the warp.
And this essentially creates them and we have like sort of a symbiotic relationship with them.
They sort of explain as well, like our emotions in our purest form.
So like anger, you know, ambition, life, or, you know, stagnation or sensuality, things like that.
They are essentially, they're the best parts of ourselves and we should embrace those to the truest level.
They also want to preach that extreme emotion is essentially the best form of worship ever.
And accepting this inevitable truth that humans should have a symbiotic relationship with chaos
and allow them to be like, binded with demons.
This is like the primordial truth.
And that's kind of undivided corruption.
Some characters as well, like another thought thing is like Abaddon is kind of corrupted by chaos,
but he just, again, they're not quite, they're quite generic.
Unfortunately from a perspective in law.
So they kind of preach it, approach corruption more from like a philosophical perspective.
It's the standard.
Yeah. They're like the, you know, this is the pasta and then all the other things can be sauce.
So I think going up next, that will be Colin.
Colin's going to mention something.
Speaking of sauce.
Speaking of something horrific sauce.
Go ahead, Colin.
Good old Nergal, grandfather Nergal, Papa Nergal, the universe's sweatiest armpit.
It is gross.
He smells.
What's he all about?
Pardon me.
I'm pulling back up a little thing.
I'm falling.
He's, I was going to say he's about being the worst.
That's not fair.
I'm the horned rat.
I can't have that.
And that means I tell you Nergal's the worst.
I'm not a fan of Nergal.
I'm going to be real.
I do not appreciate Nergal followers.
No small amount in part because of dark tide ruining my runs, but that is what it is.
He's in some ways, he's a nature God because, you know, he's the God of life, but he's
that in the way cancer is life.
His followers like to gaslight people to think he's a God of love, which he is a God of love,
but as a quote, a Sander and Coda.
My mom has yet to give me, you know, Ebola and she loves me.
So, you know, not sure about Nergal's love.
Don't think I want any of that.
It's definitely a toxic relationship when you're with Nergal.
His creation in fantasy, all the chaos gods just kind of always been there.
None of them have a specific date.
I believe in 40k it was, do fact check me if I'm wrong, but I believe it was roughly
humanity's middle ages around the time of the Black Death.
And as with the other four gods, the war in heaven allowed the conditions for him to be
formed and a couple million years go by and he finally pops out around the time we're
dealing with plagues all over the place.
Pardon me.
I'm getting a cold.
As he...
Nergal's blessings are helping him, right?
Yeah, Nergal's blessings are really on the edge right now.
It's not great.
I'm just gonna be frothing at the mouth, I'm like, come on, this is why.
He loves you.
But yeah, so he's entropy, decay, the circle of life, only in the most disgusting way there
is.
That's what Nergal's about.
He's corruption.
It can be, it's usually, at least I've always felt, it's a slower thing.
It's a bit of a slower burn.
Like, he usually goes after people who, you know, they've fallen to despair and not really
got much going for them.
You know, you hear a little voice that says, hey man, just take a load off, everything's
gonna be all right.
Don't worry, we'll give you a new life.
We'll make you reborn.
And Typhus is just going, why is he?
And then it's like, goes from this to this to then just like intestines and...
I have a question.
Is the litmus test like, you can no longer smell the horrific dying of something?
Oh, it's just that scene where Mortarion wants.
Yeah, when you're sitting there shitting your pants, you don't notice anymore.
It's just that scene where Mortarion meets with Horus before they invade Terra and literally
all the horus other than Abaddon just like, and they're just like being sick in their
own hell.
It's like, eww.
It literally is that video of the kid, like the mom cooking and then the kid goes, oh,
it smells like shit.
And the mom's like, no, no it doesn't.
Or is that scene in Metalocalypse Obscure references, it's like, oh, we're gonna have
a puke tidal wave where like one of them pukes and they all stop.
And then he's like, oh, blood puke.
That would be a great name for a song.
Oh, we did blood puke.
Or like, what, that scene in the, do you guys ever see the Sandlot?
No.
A movie only I have seen?
Holy shit.
Have you seen Dune?
Yeah, the first one.
Okay, okay.
We'll get in bed, I'll get in bed.
At least some Al-Ghaib.
As written.
So you can no longer smell diarrhea as written.
I'm the least Al-Ghaib of shit.
Oh, Donkeyman USA thanks for the $5.
A choice for God.
Joy of 10 new well-written elder books or Dark Souls 2-2.
Dark Souls in a 2-2?
We already have that.
It's just Elden Ring.
Elden Ring is Dark Souls 2-2.
Or do you have Dark Souls 2 but with the lighting they showed off in the trailer?
I don't care about that.
I think the game looks fine.
Does the DLC count as a second?
The people who say that game looks bad are psychotic.
It doesn't look like a medieval fucking Renaissance painting come to light.
It's a good looking game.
Calm down.
It's just a bit clunky.
That's my only problem with it.
I'm saying, I don't know what he needs to calm down.
I'm getting heated.
I'm not doing corn.
I'm trying to do Nurgal.
I'm talking about Miyazaki's poisonous swamps right now.
Light town.
Yay!
Was it the Pox Walkers as well?
They are a perfect example.
It can happen in a couple different ways.
The slow way, like I was saying earlier, it's like little voices in your head.
Hey, you're perfect the way you are.
Calm down.
Don't worry about that state.
I'm sure it's fine.
You only need to shower once a month.
It's all right.
It's a little bit of a
It slowly transitions into getting more disgusting.
That's not Nurgal.
That's just me being abominable.
It's that whole thing of, oh, my back hurts.
My back hurts.
Oh, don't worry.
That gets better.
Oh, not feeling the pain anymore.
Oh, where's my spine?
It's like, yeah, see.
It's an improvement.
Promise.
It can also be Typhus's plague fleet shows up out of nowhere and dumps feces all over
your planet.
And then you've got like an entire hive of I didn't mean this, that grandfather.
I didn't mean I didn't want these kind of friends.
They buzz around and make noise.
And suddenly it's instant hive of plague bearers.
It's usually given the status of especially the Imperium, a lot of people kind of full
of despair.
Nurgal generally does not have that heart of a time getting himself some followers,
and how miserable conditions are in the Imperium and 40K in general.
A lot of people end up turning to him.
They're also quite lighthearted to a strange degree.
Yeah.
Have you seen that?
There's an image of a guy who did an animation of a plague marine.
And there's just like this little nurgling in his guts, just kind of like rocking back
and forth.
He's like, I'm having a great time.
You're like, huh?
That's weird.
Nine out of 10, like pictures of his great unclean ones, his greater demons, they're
just they're having a great time.
They're laughing.
They're smiling.
Yeah.
Andy, I made a lore crimes, lore accurate chaos grid.
You want to pull that up?
I think also, wasn't it, I think with the whole despair, people find it weird with like
the whole like, why is Nurgal despair, but they're also happy.
I think, is it meant to be like they're so full of despair, like it goes full circle
into like the sort of mad like happiness, because there's nothing, there's nothing to
live for.
So they kind of go like, yay.
It's like you've you've just accepted I've hit rock bottom.
I'm part of Nurgal's family now.
He's going to take care of me and everything will be OK.
It's like, it's like, well, you already hit bottom.
You might as well enjoy your time there.
And then it gets worse with disease and pass.
But you don't feel any of it.
So cares really.
Yeah, I don't.
I never.
I mean, that's like, honestly, that's brilliant.
Honestly, I would worship Nurgal just because you don't.
Like, even though you're like you're covered in disease, like gross, parson, maggots are
falling out of your ears or whatever.
You just feel amazing.
You're just like, I just need my spa treatment.
Yeah, you don't really feel it.
That's the kind of benefit of that corruption really is like it's just positive for you
on the other end.
Is a.
Oh, sorry.
No, I was.
And I was finishing up was ruffling.
No worries.
His realm in the warp is the Garden of Nurgal, which forgot of rot and decay and the never
ending entropy of life.
It looks probably about as you're imagining rotten forests, plains, rivers of pus, man,
that's disgusting to think about.
It's it sucks.
It's gross there.
Every now and then you can find Eldar statues of crystallized Eldar who tried to save their
goddess and did not work out so well.
It's I have some locations listed.
There's his the mansion of Nurgal.
You can even see it in Total Warhammer.
They get fight in front of him.
The campaign quest battles that no one plays because they're horrible.
It's where he he lives personally.
There's what is it?
I just like this one.
The Hanging Gardens of Thus Borg in honor of the great unclean one thus Borg, who used
his own intestines to hang orcs.
I'm a big fan of that one.
Nice.
I kind of go when men they were finished.
They did that.
What's the game where you like you hop over the rope with like this and then they jump
rope hops.
Yeah.
Then they played hot scotch afterwards.
Like we won the battle.
It smells awful.
I just smell like shit.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Absolute rank.
But yeah, it's nasty.
Yeah, it sucks there.
And then at the at the center of the his realm is lies.
He's got his cauldron where he makes all his disgusting stuff.
And there's also, depending on the setting, one of two goddesses stuck in a cage.
In 40k, we have Isha, the elder life goddess.
And in fantasy, we have Shalaya, who's a same sort of healing goddess, just human.
He since they're goddesses, they can handle what he's throwing at him.
What the fuck is this?
It's real.
I'm sure you know it.
Who made that image in the discord, by the way?
Is that DJ?
Yeah, I was just making that now.
Farting on my roommate's door.
The amount of times I've heard you talk about that video.
It's been a couple of months.
If anyone here has not seen, type it into YouTube right now.
Farting on my roommate's door.
How's favorite video in all of existence?
Yeah, but yeah, in 40k, Isha's just been there forever.
Probably never getting out.
We will never have free Isha.
We will never have that.
In fantasy, in the end times, they did break out Shalaya and replaced her with some random
priestess.
Damn.
So I think it's safe to assume she's very dead by the time of Age of Sigmar.
No longer has his jar person.
They've got a thing with insects, don't they as well?
They do.
Yeah, there's a bit of an insect theme.
They're gross and disgusting.
So, I mean, he's got rot flies, the little plague drones.
Live mortarians, moth wings.
Flies are a big one.
There's moths too.
Not anything, and really anything just the take may take away.
Anything gross you can find in Nurgle's realm.
You don't get gross.
You only get gross.
You don't get like, oh, there's a Death Guard ladybird.
No, you don't get nice insects.
You get the ones that are like, yeah.
That's the rules.
You can't have a nice one.
So you won't get a beautiful butterfly.
You'll get butterfly wings that are purple and green and pus and yellow and they suck.
And the wings always have holes in them because of the aesthetic.
And they have those like worms.
If anyone sees it, Kong, Skull Island, the one with the worms.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Horrifying.
Did anyone get terrified by that when they were young?
And they saw the guy's head get...
It's a King Kong movie.
I'm not expecting whatever that was.
God, that freaked me out.
And then just a little story example.
I took a story, not a character.
Is wanted to talk about the Eldar going to try and free Isha.
So there was a fart, there was a craft world.
There's a fart?
I was going to say farseer.
Because I'm scared of that.
Oh, there's a fart.
I cut halfway through.
It could have been better.
Was it on the door?
There was a fart door.
Yeah, in the garden of Nekl.
But yeah, there was a craft world that was under attack, but not under attack, but suffering
from some of Nurgle's plagues that he likes to share with the world.
And they heard tales that Isha was stuck in his garden.
So they got their best, brightest farseers and projected themselves into his garden.
Now they showed up, they're creeping through trying to America their way through the Vietnamese
jungles that is Nurgle's garden.
When they are eventually spotted and for days straight are under just constant assault by
Nurgle's forces.
They burn them away with warped fire, more gum.
Same, repeat this for a few days.
The whole time their bodies in the real world are suffering from Nurgle's plagues, kind
of weakening them in the warp.
Eventually this reaches a point where their souls are fully cut off from their bodies.
So their mortal bodies die, their souls are now trapped in the garden of Nurgle.
And without any connection to reality to anchor them, they are turned by Nurgle himself into
living trees in his garden that he likes to walk down every now and then and enjoy the
horrible whaling coming out of them.
And it is said that Isha looks at them and weeps for her children.
For all of those who think Nurgle's a fun, happy dude, no, he is not.
Or there's that one scene in the Plague Wars trilogy where I think he's like a dock worker,
like senior guy and the death guard just watch this guy like fold in on himself and like
all his skin spills out and then it like reforms and he's just like basically rotting and then
regenerating and rotting and regenerating and he's just like, like, cool man.
You're like, no thanks.
Not a fan of that.
No.
Typhus just stands over him jealous being like, you're so blessed.
Meanwhile, he inverts Anus for her.
Yeah.
Typhus is literally just there just being like, cool.
It's phone.
You know, you pull them out like a sock, like inside out.
And it's like it says it with like his body bloats first and like like pus and maggots
are coming out and then it just shrinks and then it's to the point where like his bones
start cracking and his skin is like all dried up and diseased and it's like, uh, I guess
it's a hell of a story.
There was Nurgle.
It's a yeah, he's I like to think he's nice by the standards of the other three chaos
scouts, which is not a high bar.
Because speaking of, um, something that's going to really, well, I would say rub people
the wrong way.
Uh, Eli is going to talk about slanish now.
Slanish.
First we have a donation though from a Diacon.
Thank you for the 999.
Join stream late and restarted it.
Hello from the past question for all of you.
What would be something that each of you would like to see happen in 40 K that would cause
significant change?
Clone Fulgham come back, please, please.
And he can lead those primaris marines that are definitely empress children.
It's never going to happen.
I know it's never going to happen, but I can say it.
I think the main thing will be finding out what the Tyranids are running from.
And it just happens to be the Skaven.
Like before things were bad now.
And then it's just like that wave of them invading on all sides is actually supported
by an even larger wave outside of that Skaven just going Tyranids.
Yes.
I think I would like almost like an equivalent of how like the horrors heresy itself was
more of a novel exploration rather than what we have in 40 K, which is it's a campaign
book that then is essentially supplemented with models and like law books that added
onto it to sort of enhance the campaign.
I'd rather just have a thing where like this is just straight up like a law journey.
Like again, like we, we, we law people over here.
We just want stuff.
You know what I mean?
I don't necessarily always have to have a model with my warhammer thing.
It's nice, but you know, that is pretty much what they did with the bad hub war.
It's not, it's not a novel for me.
No, it's not.
I wish they had bad hub war novels.
I can't believe they still don't, but yeah, it's an easy job.
This is the game's workshop moment.
I don't know what you want.
What's it called Imperial armor?
They've got a couple of those, which kind of, I like books.
What about, uh, what are you calling?
What would you, what would you want changed?
Just about, uh, Oh, there's a lot there to that question.
I'm sorry.
Just in general, the donation was, what would you add to this?
Oh, I missed the donation.
So I got really confused for the last 30 seconds.
Just kill a Primark in 40 K.
I don't care who just get rid of one of them permanently.
Real and true.
Actually.
Oh, did you, did you imagine like Korax going back and he's like, I'm back everyone.
And he dies in the same book.
Yeah.
Look at this model.
They got the grot kamikaze pilot.
Is that the best model you've ever seen?
Thank you.
Welcome to the Lord.
I'd like to change my answer.
Kill all Primarks and get rid of them.
Kill the mortal ones and turn like put the demon ones all in a test.
What a trace in test.
I honestly kill, I have Korax and Lord, I kill each other.
I hate Primarks.
Like it's the same result.
If you don't, I mean, so it's bring all the Primarks back to the 41st millennium.
You know, all those characters we've been building up for 30 years in real life.
They don't matter anymore because their dads are back.
I think Luton was right.
Let Dawn be dead.
Let Dawn stay dead.
Let all of them be dead.
Yeah.
It was cool when they were just like a myth and in legend and stuff.
I agree.
Now no one cares about Marnius Galgar because fucking Gilman's right there.
Why would I care about Marnius Galgar?
Gilman is cool though.
Yeah, I like Gilman a lot.
I don't like the fact that every Marine is now irrelevant if Gilman is involved in any
of this.
Yeah.
Like really grinds our gears, but some that's going to make our gears do something a bit
more naughtier than grinding.
Eli's going to mention.
What are we on about?
Are you saying Eli's going to lubricate our gears?
What's going on?
It is Slarnesh.
We need an adult.
We do need an adult.
Yeah, I'm getting distracted by all these cool old men.
Slarnesh is the youngest Chaos God, who as we know was born from the Eldar's debauchery.
The Eldar got so deviant and insane that they made their own Chaos God and it killed virtually
the entire race.
We also have a donation from Managul1992 for $4.99.
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As a fantasy lover, order Tide all the way.
Zinch is the best.
He actually screws Chaos to keep things going.
The only redeemable Chaos God.
If you say so.
I'm not a Zinch guy personally.
He sucks.
Anyways, Slarnesh is the youngest Chaos God, which is the only justifiable reason why she's
not the most powerful one.
She's the God of access and pleasure and perfection and all things that feel nice and all things
that feel bad.
Probably everything, which would make sense that she would be the most powerful Chaos
God because all the other Chaos Gods are their own aspects but in excess.
Khorne is excessive violence and murder and hatred and Nurgle is excessive sickness and
disease and blissful ignorance.
These are all Slarnesh type things.
In my opinion, she should probably be the strongest Chaos God.
Keeper secrets are very Zinchi like as well.
But anyways, following Slarnesh usually starts out pretty slow.
You could go from a few angles.
Take the Emperor's Children Legion for example.
They are obsessed with achieving perfection.
To be fair, they probably wouldn't have fallen to Slarnesh if Fulgrim didn't pick up a sword.
But regardless of that, they follow perfection so far that eventually leads to Slarnesh because
she gives you the idea and the temptation that you can find perfection in her.
But in reality, you get down the line and you realize you've damned your soul to eternal
torment and that this perfection is something completely different.
But by the time you're corrupted, you see the Slarneshi corruption as real perfection
and it's just the ever-chasing idea of perfection trying to get there even though you never
will.
Slarnesh also brings a lot of pleasure so it starts out pretty normal.
Take your little pre-workout to the gym but then the more you take...
Other donation.
So N0 donation, thank you very much for the $5.
Thank you brother, thank you.
Thanks calling for that recent stream, Soulblight gonna be first AOS army.
Hell yeah.
I mean, at this point, DeSong gonna blame me for making irresponsible financial choices.
I am not held responsible for what other people do with their money.
I'm a fan of irresponsible Warhammer purchases personally.
Also that, yes, big fan.
I maybe might have thought I need to get my World Eaters army a little bit beefier and
so therefore he didn't want to buy Angraan so he bought Usharan and then he thought he
needed wings to make him a little bit more like an actual demon primate look.
So then he also bought the demon prince model just so he could take the wings from that
and put it on.
All right, halfway acceptable.
Now just get him to actually play Flesh Eater Quartz and it'll all be good.
Oh man, I wanna buy...
We gotta stop talking about this before I make more purchases.
So basically, you start taking your...
You take your pre-workout for the gym, right?
And then it's okay, it's pretty good at first but then it starts to not work as well so
you buy a new pre-workout and this is a little bit more intense.
Then you go all the way down the line and essentially you're taking meth before every
workout and you're insane and that's pretty much Slynech.
But eventually the meth doesn't hit either so you have to take super meth with chaos
dust and human beings blended into it.
So essentially it's...
Like a dozen cheeseburgers.
Yeah, it's a pursuit of pleasure and Slynech often blesses her servants with more ways
to experience pleasure.
So at first there's all these new experiences and it's just wonderful.
But then they dull over time just like any addiction in real life.
Things dull over time so you need more and more and more and more until eventually you're
mutilating yourself and you're surgically altering yourself so that you can hear sounds
ladder and then you can see wacky colors and you're adorning yourself in colors that hurt
to look at.
You're reaching new heights of...
Colors that hurt to look at?
Wow.
Yeah, that's my classic thing in the books where it's like Slynech Marines and they hurt
to look at it.
It's so intense.
It's like there's...
Noisememnes.
I regularly go through King's Cross and outside of the station in the car park.
Most days there's this pink sports car that's just parked there and I pass it most days.
I'm like, that hurts to look at.
It's like that.
It hurts if it's a Ferrari and it's not red.
It's one of those sleek ones.
It's like fluorescent pink.
Ferrari actually has a...
You can't change the color of your Ferrari.
I'm pretty sure that's like an actual...
Or they'll sue you or something.
You mean they'll sue me.
It's my Ferrari.
He's not wrong.
We do have a donation here by Jeremy Golden.
He says, to everyone, what's your favorite Chaos unit, tabletop or not?
Eli, do you want to start off with that?
Noise Brains have always been my favorite.
Their models have been crying and lacking out, reaching out for an update for the last
10 years.
But it's coming.
It's coming, guys.
I swear, guys.
This next year it's going to be there.
This is going to be such a weird pick, but I like Chaos spawns.
Yeah, I can respect that.
I really like them too.
But the Vermintide version is not the current model.
Well, yeah.
Like the old art as well.
Vermintide, old art and Total War, the model for them is kind of whatever.
Good for its time, as not age too good.
Who are you, Andy?
Andy?
What's that?
Is it the Lord of Sculpt?
That gigantic...
Oh, yeah.
With the dick cannon.
That's fun.
I need to get one of those.
That's the last piece of my army because it's like 430 points or something.
My God, I need that.
Imagine you're playing a match and all of a sudden it's like, I've almost routed HAL's
forces and you just go, be that.
I was looking up what's good for a world eaters list and there's a guy who says you run three
Lord of Skulls and say...
That and the rest of it is just fodder and they just sit on point and they ruin your
bank and your time.
Another donation.
Thank you very much.
By Baneblade.
Thank you, brother.
Slenesh, the Chaos Gorder jars.
Oh no.
Also, gaming storyteller says he loves the Defiler model.
I agree.
It is an incredible model.
Also, if you remember Defi from many wargaming, shout out to that.
My childhood right there.
Also Zanzero says, how much for an Andy Metal playlist for 40k?
Is that something like me just making a playlist of songs I know?
I think because of the mask, they might give the...
Maybe it's like a slipknot.
Just put on Glory Hammer and there you go.
To be fair, I've always in the wee hours fantasized about making a 40k themed metal album.
I have ideas, but I'm not going to play it.
Well, there's a band called Korn.
Yeah, there's also like...
No use that they're...
There's another one that has a guy do the artwork who did the artwork for Classic Warhammer
and their songs about that, but yeah.
Yeah.
I think they're both, they're always what they're called.
My favorite unit is Possessed just because I like worldy, word bearer models looking
crazy, basically.
We have a message from DJ Beasts that is not a nice memory, but he says, Slynessh 2D Minets
1 Cup.
Oh god.
You fucking rat.
No.
Slynessh Nergal.
Get him out of here.
God.
I've never seen the video.
I'm so blessed.
I haven't either, but I know what it is.
I can't think of the screwdriver as well.
I've seen a ton of...
No, I don't want to know what that is.
Shut up.
I've seen a ton of those t-shirts taking the mick out of it.
It's just like, oh, you know.
Hello, the gaming storyteller.
Oh good.
He's here for fucking 2D Minets 1 Cup, too.
He's in there a while.
Oh, Slynessh Nergal in the Slynessh collab.
We have another donation from the man.
Oh my god.
$499.
Thank you.
I got into 40k after I watched Luke Skywalker.
Oh my gosh.
Drake Tadyville.
Love the grim dark.
What does that mean?
I know exactly what it means.
The rise from the eighth movie.
I don't remember the name of it.
I tried not to.
That's not canon.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
He drinks the blue things.
That's fucking blue milk.
It's more...
I don't want to think about the Star Wars movies.
Honestly, he's kind of low-key right.
A lot of us shut off at that point.
If that was a towel.
Yeah, but you don't say...
Shashu.
But you don't drink...
When you drink cow's milk, you don't call it tea milk.
You just call it milk.
Milk.
Yeah, it's a lot to go like just having my more titty milk in the morning.
When you're drinking almond milk, you don't call it nut juice.
You call it almond milk.
Well, I guess Sonnash would be right about Ali though.
There's a question that I can answer.
I guess he says, what music do you think the Necrons would listen to if they were coherent
or narcissistic enough?
They do have music.
They're just really terrible at it.
And it's like in the book, the guy had a composure of music and I think Ultics described it as
like metal clanging against each other and people screaming.
It was just terrible.
I feel like they'd be fans of Rammstein though.
Even in the time of Flesh, they were really bad at it.
The only art that they're good at is art that glorifies the din-assed essentially.
So like big statues and paintings they're really good at, but everything else they suck
at.
The only kind of thing they'd be into in our music archive would be like Norwegian black
metal where people are just going, oh, this is great.
This sounds amazing.
But anyways, back to Sonnash.
Sonnash is not just the god of sex and drugs and yada yada that everyone kind of memes
about it, but it is the true path to perfection and passion.
So like pursuing poetry and music and bodily improvements, there's all things that can
lead to Sonnash.
She's kind of all the aspects.
She's pride and lust and vanity and greed and gluttony all at the same time.
She's the most like multi-dimensional chaos god.
That isn't just one trick in my opinion, although GW usually doesn't do a great job at actually
giving that justice.
It is kind of in keeping with the idea of like, oh, I'm not just going to pick one thing.
I have all these things I want to put in.
Excess.
There you go.
Can I go on a small rant?
Yes.
There are two of the most infuriating to me sub-sex of people in the hobby.
You have the one end who goes, Slash is only sex and fucking porn and blah and blah.
And then you have the other group of people that goes, if you so much as think of a titty,
you don't actually know what Sonnash is about.
You're both fucking stupid.
It's both.
It's everything in excess.
Slash is all encompassing.
Which is why she should be the strongest chaos god.
You can have all that stuff, but it's probably also going to involve a car battery, a pizza
cutter and all sorts of other things that you're like, oh, that's weird.
And a first call debate live.
Two donations here.
Two donations.
Thank you very much.
One by BaneBlades says Necron's exclusively listen to Super Ghostbusters.
Don't know what it is.
I don't know.
Don't even want to look that up.
Another one by Anarian Targaryen.
He says, hello guys, keep doing your work.
Thank you, brother.
I find it weird that there isn't a creation and destruction god.
In Nergal doesn't count.
He is Rot Colin your bed.
What happened at the end of that sentence?
It is full stop.
It is full stop catching strays every day.
I mean, Colin's kind of destruction.
Jesus.
I think the Katana more like that.
The Katana.
Yeah.
And Malice is very destructy.
I'm talking about Malice.
Nobody can stop me.
Harry, I think the main character.
The old ones.
I was just going to say the old ones allegedly created everything, but it's kind of like
the creation of the universe in 40k is pretty up in the air, I'm pretty sure.
I would say Harry Ballantine.
I think the main Silanesh character in fantasy fell because he ate his dad.
Wow.
I know that Sigfald died because Dwarg beat him over the head then pissed on his grave.
That's just so B.M.
More else Sigfald, you fucking loser.
Another one by a gaming storyteller.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
Opinions on Lucius the Eternal.
I fucking hate the guy myself, but you're such a well written asshole.
I hope he explodes.
You hate him so much because he's really irredeemable.
Not a single good...
I mean, Saul Tarvis.
I just kind of wish he had...
I wish he just kind of had an objective.
Like, Armin's got his whole, I'm just going to try this rubric one more time.
Yeah, and Tom's like, I'm stuck in that I'm a mad lunatic and there's no escape.
Typhus is kind of just being a pest, literally.
I wish Lucius had a bit more of like, oh, I should have a goal, but instead he's just
kind of going, oh, I'm here.
Chop, chop, chop.
I want to duel people, but my gimmick is I have to lose for my gimmick to happen.
So the writers make me lose all the time so that my gimmick can happen.
And it's just like this perpetual terrible state of existing.
To be fair, that's just a problem with any character who can respawn.
You could kill them forever and it means nothing.
Yeah.
And then they break the rules with the two, like get with the Necron guy and stuff.
Oh, it's so silly.
I do like Lucius though.
I have an idea of him one day charging headlong towards the lion.
Like, this will be a good fight and lion's going to kill him and not fear anything.
And then one of his men goes, let me my lord.
He's like, no.
And then he kills him and then he resurrects.
It's like, just being a nuisance.
What about Sinesha's realm though?
Because I bet that is crazy.
Yeah, it's cool.
In all the Demon Codexes since like 5th edition, there's a little short story of the Silver
Knight which I always splooge over a little bit because it's a really good story.
I even have a video where I just read it.
But he kind of wanders through the Sinesha's realm.
Sinesha has six circles in her realm.
There's no guards and there's no soldiers or anything.
But each circle in her realm will tempt you in a different way until you get to the middle.
So first is the circle of greed and I believe then is gluttony, lust, adoration and achievement
is like pride and vanity I guess.
And then the excess of sloth.
That's what it is, sloth.
And then finally the palace of pleasure is where you meet Sinesha.
In this short story, the Grey Knight goes through all these circles and as I said, they
all tempt him in a different way.
Here's the one where the lust one is all these beautiful nibs striding around and there's
perfume in the air, it smells really nice.
You just want to stop and do all that stuff.
But then he sees somebody else there and he sees the truth of it and it's kind of like
little flash and it's the scary demons and the horrible things.
That really does encompass what Sinesha is on the outside.
She's beautiful and perfect and everything you ever wanted.
But on the inside, when you get everything you really wanted, you realize how big of
a mistake you've made and all the terrible things you had to do to get there.
And it's very kind of a reflection of what happens in real life quite often.
Then the circle of gluttony.
It's a big ocean of wine and there's giants bent over and there's bone bridges going
from the giants and on these giants backs there's these tables with the most greatest
feasts you'll ever see.
Little sloth is like this beautiful beach paradise in the air.
It just makes you sleepy and you want to rest.
You made it so far.
There's the vanity circle where it's this nice beautiful forest and you look into the
glade into the pool there and you see everything you ever wanted.
People adoring you and cheering you on.
But then you look to the side and you see that the vines slowly creep around you and
grow on you until you are stuck there forever.
What did I miss?
Let's see.
The first one is the richest one and it's just like stacks on stacks of gold like ruby
roads and beautiful gold statues and gold coins all over the place.
But if you take even a single coin from that circle, you'll be stuck there forever trying
to grab more and more and more until it all falls out of your pockets and you have to
try again eternally trying to gather up gold.
It's quite Dante's Inferno, isn't it?
Yeah, it's very Dante's Inferno.
We did have a donation, I think, as well.
Oh, the vote thing's in the way.
I can't read it.
I can read it.
It's by Dayacon.
Dayacon.
For $9.99.
He says, would you rather spend a week in Comorah or for the rest of your life once
a day having to randomly do the entire PESA test?
One of his own guys saying, down.
Up.
Included.
Beamed into your brain.
It's better than dying.
I mean, nah, put me in Comorah.
I'll be a chair for a week.
Just be useful.
They'll leave you alone.
Meraki will not sit on your car.
You never know.
I could dream.
And then Targaryen as well.
Halo Procursor equals Warhammer Old One.
Thoughts?
Precursors, Mog.
My reasoning, I like Halo more.
Behold.
The Forerunners are kind of like the old ones though, right?
If I'm not mistaken.
No, those are the precursors.
That's different.
Yeah.
The Forerunners were around with humanity at the same time, but then there was like
some strange, we're going to devolve you.
And then the humans are like, huh?
To be fair, the humans did start burning down Forerunner worlds.
They deserved it.
We never knew that in real life.
They didn't.
I mean, it was because of the flood.
It wasn't without reason, but you know, they also didn't tell the Forerunner the flood
were a thing.
Yeah.
Shout out to the Halo show for ruining the flood.
Yeah.
The Halo show for ruining the flood.
Reach happened off screen and Master Chief is allergic to his armor.
Wow.
That is just so depressing.
But anyways, the champion of Slynessh is Lucius the Eternal.
The Primark is full of them, obviously.
I don't like the issue with all of the Chaos Gods, the moment you give into Chaos, you're
a slave and it's over and it's like, it's literally never worth it to give into Chaos,
which is like the faction has no redeeming qualities, unfortunately.
Nobody wins ever during in Chaos.
You damn your soul for eternity to eternal torment and servitude instead of going to
Emperor Heaven.
So yeah, you, you, you know, you stick it to the man, but come on.
So don't.
Yeah, Fulgrim has a four armed Emperor worshiper.
Hey, four armed Emperor is for real, for real.
Fulgrim kind of just sits around all day and feels good.
And that's it.
That's the, that's what Fulgrim's doing.
Yeah, you kind of explained earlier about how their sense is like ridiculously heightened.
I can see more colors.
Yeah.
And I guess, yeah, there's, there's like the good side.
Slaneshi champions and corrupted people are usually really fast.
And then anything that they were pursuing earlier, they'll be really good at it.
So, but yeah, the whole Slaneshi thing is usually like glass cannon, but also at the
same time on the tabletop, they usually have fulmal pain because, you know, they enjoy
the pain, the pain feels good.
So they're also tough and really fast.
So you know, take your pick, I guess.
But Lucius the Eternal, it's been a while since I've read his book, but essentially
he got corrupted in the Horus heresy after losing an unfair fight to Logan.
He won that, he won that fight by the, or whatever, after Logan punched him in the face.
And then, you know, he goes to the Leren temple.
I think he shows up there and he's corrupted instantly, which sucks, but you know, and
then he starts scarring in his face.
And before this, he was like, he was their best duelist.
And now he's so obsessed with the, you know, being the perfect duelist, every time he makes
a mistake, he cuts his face.
And so eventually he's just a scarred mess and Shadokan, Shadokan kills him in the end.
And then, you know, Shadokan turns into Lucius and, you know, starts the cycle of Lucius
the Eternal because his whole gimmick is that whenever you kill him, if you feel any pride
over the act at all, you will-
Shadokan doesn't transform, does he?
Because he kills him before he's the chosen.
And then it's like, oh, he gets resurrected and we don't know.
Shadokan killing him starts the whole, and then he will resurrect.
But Shadokan, as in like, the Shadokan doesn't feel an emotion when he kills him.
Because Sonesh liked that, it set the rule of like, you can only be killed by someone
like him.
And then, yeah, so then this went, that's not a bad idea.
Okay, I see.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So whenever you kill him, if you feel any pride at all, even if you were like indirectly
linked with it, then he will-
Like the mind.
Yeah, take over your body and you'll turn into Lucius in like an agonizing process.
You cannot tell me the servitor making minds of high-fledged Forgeworld sub-level 8 trillion
felt any pride in the matter.
Okay.
Hang on, Colin.
It's a fair point.
If the guy who was making the hand grip of the bolter that killed Lucius by accidentally
discharging, that's a valid...
If he found pride in making that grip, this is valid.
I guarantee you that dude was a servitor.
He does not have pride because he's been a lobotomized.
Yeah, unfortunately, GW takes the worst scenarios and makes it... which is why everyone hates
him because GW writes him in these ridiculous scenarios that shouldn't work and then they
break all the rules of the rules that they set earlier for his whole gimmick.
And then like the guy resurrects out of a Necron with no soul for Pete's sake and I
don't know.
Should just have a dreadnought just sit on him.
Well, they just have him win, which he does win a lot to be fair.
He is pretty goaded.
During the Dropside Massacre, he won V10s all by himself and he wins.
He is actually really good and he kills a lot of champions, but GW likes to put him
in goofy situations and just stick it to the man, I guess.
He has the lair blade, which is kind of a fun little fact.
He carries the original lair blade that corrupted everybody.
And he has the Lash of Torment, which is like a demon lash thing that's connected to his
arm now.
He has a stimulant pack that just pumps him full of the good stuff.
And his armor of Shrieking Souls, all the swirling faces on there are the souls that
he's taken over and been turned into.
So yes, every face on his armor is one time he lost a fight, but it does damage to whoever
damages him and it's a fun little thing on the tabletop.
And he still has no updated model, even though Armin Typhus and Karn got updated 10 years
ago, and I'm going to keep seething and coping for the rest of my life.
Well, you see, the slush was born from the Eldar, which means she's never allowed to
have updated models.
But they saw that people liked slush, they updated them in Age of Symmar and they look
amazing.
Yeah, well, it says Age of Symmar is allowed to have fun.
But you just said about how unlikable Lucius is and everyone's like, oh, it's bullshit.
Yeah, that's why he's not getting a model.
My favorite, my beloved.
He is fun to use on the tabletop, even though he has no actual like eternal rule.
But usually like his old rules were the difference between your weapon skill and his weapon skill.
He got that many extra attacks and he had like weapon skill seven or eight, I think.
So he was a pretty good duelist.
You know, take your pick.
How are you going to say?
Do you remember?
I think I forgot.
Sorry, sorry.
No, it wasn't that important.
Like two more or one more example.
I was trying to find the name of the war band.
I was looking through the codex, but I couldn't.
I don't remember what they're called.
They're on they're on around Cadia during the 13th Black Crusade.
And they're like, they're blessed by Selesh and they have good military tactics that actually
organized and not completely insane.
And they're like, they don't show anybody they never take off their armor because nobody's
worthy of seeing they're like perfect sculpted physiques.
And so I kind of imagine when they do take off their armor, they like Jojo characters.
Do they have like a logo because I might have made it?
Yeah, they do.
I just like sons of excess or something.
I don't remember.
But their dreadnought guy is pretty cool.
They have a dreadnought chapter.
Now, I'm pretty sure that might be them.
So they're dreadnought chapter master.
You think, you know, you want to be able to feel pleasure and stuff as a dreadnought.
But when he opens up the sarcophagus, all of his nerve endings are like hanging out
of his body so that he can feel it.
Oh, yeah.
It's just it's it's brutal.
But Sigvold also shout to Sigvold.
Sigvold, the magnificent, is so beautiful that not even the ground is worthy of touching
his feet.
So he hovers off the ground.
I think that's so awesome.
I think my favorite bit of lore is he burned down a Bretonnian city solely because a bottle
of wine they made like 200 years ago was not to his liking.
So he showed up and torched the place.
That guy gives him credit.
He is winning Slaanesh.
Yeah, he gives him anything he wants.
Aseltchaps, baby.
Look at that model.
He also has such a cool model.
I have a he's in the he's in the container right there.
Oh, yeah.
He's painted like full.
AOS model.
Yeah.
I'll pull it out even though the camera went.
Pretty much it's pretty much Slaanesh from what I from what I can tell.
I spent so long since I've read a chaos book.
You can't you can't see much of him, but my friend painted him and he looks really, really
nice.
I don't know how to make this camera.
Oh, here you go.
Yeah.
It is Sigvold.
It looks like empress children colors.
Yeah.
Sweet.
So I'd use them as like a proxy for a demon prince.
What does Sigvold eat?
He ate one of his family members.
I just think containers just gave me a baby brother or something.
He is in the container.
Oh, is so his dad kicked him out because Sigvold kept eating people.
The then Sigmar.
No, that's Sigvold killed him when his dad went to sleep.
He just left the job with the jaws of Slaanesh.
The I like the age of Sigmar like little trailer for Sigvold.
He was in his like celebrity trailer in the war pretty much talking about like how pretty
he looks and stuff.
That was fun.
Well, that was horny.
But the next one's a little bit more angry because I think Andy's gonna be mentioning
corn, the most recognizable chaos, corruption and God.
Corn, corn, corn flakes.
Yeah.
Angry.
Well, here's the thing.
Eli mentioned earlier that Slaanesh has a hell of a lot of variety and stuff.
Not so much with corn.
Corn has just one thing and we all know the quote, blood for the blood God, skulls for
the skull throne.
He's a big mighty lad covered in heavy plates of armor.
He sits upon a throne made of skulls within the sea of blood, within the bloody sea, among
the mountain of skulls, within the planet of scully blood stains and skulls and blood
and blood and and that's basically just corn.
It's just anger, skulls, blood killing, violence.
I mean, people give worship to him whether they want to or not.
So while there are corn ate berserkers and world eaters who just go, oh, I'm gonna go
skin this child and corn's like, fantastic.
At the same time, people can unwittingly, for example, if you're a primitive tribe in
some bumble fuck planet somewhere in the Imperium, if you're gonna go hunting, corn likes that.
If you're gonna go beat your neighbor's head in with a rock, corn likes that.
So even to an extent, the Space Marines by committing acts of violence are kind of empowering
the God of violence and killing.
The duality of the Chaos Gods does mean that he has some good qualities.
For example, he'll never stab you in the back is the classic one.
He doesn't like people being sneaky.
He doesn't like, you know, any subterfuge.
Worshippers of corn typically don't like any psychic powers.
They don't like bolters.
They don't like ranged weapons.
There's one of the Hammer and Balter episodes.
The Sororitas are defending a temple and these corn ate berserkers are rushing in and one
of them points a gun and one of the other ones cuts his hand off and goes, no, no guns.
And then I think he kills him because he's like, you're not a true, you're not one of
us.
You're using a filthy ranged weapon.
They hate campers.
They just detest campers.
Go in with the knife, back attack.
It's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 lobbies.
I don't remember this back in the day.
Was he using his riot shield?
I don't know what the fuck he was using.
Sorry, I need to change my mic to the webcam to get the RFID.
Corn's way cooler in fantasy, in my opinion.
He's a fun chap to an extent, but he's kind of dull in others because here's the thing,
he's so one dimensional and you'd think he would be.
What can you say other than he likes a good fight?
He likes blood.
He likes skulls.
You know where you stand with him, but that's kind of all there is to him.
Where he lives is basically just any level from the Doom remake.
Just, oh, it's red.
There's like dust and fire and brimstone and blood and people are screaming.
More traditional hell, isn't it?
Yeah, it's just hell.
He's basically just big space Satan.
I think in Warhammer Fantasy, he's got, to be fair, all these things that I say about
the good aspects of the Chaos Girls, I've heard since I was like 10 years old, but I
never knew where people actually got this idea from.
Maybe I'm completely wrong.
But in Warhammer Fantasy, I think he's a lot more about the killing.
Yeah, but he's also a lot about self-improvement and honor and pride in your work.
He's like any of those fitness influencers online.
He's just like, you need to get up at six in the morning.
You've got to go bed at seven in the morning so that you can go to the gym at four in the
mornings.
Like hang on a minute.
Don't pay for your kids to be in first class.
They need to go into economy like the losers they are.
They're not up and rising grinding at the age of eight.
He'll give you the strength to kill a giant.
You need to prove you can do it first without it.
Yeah.
I think in fantasy, he's probably the best god to go with.
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I like that.
I'm a big fan of that.
As a riot, Kyra's speech.
I do like, I have a quote here from Ergathon of the Skulltakers who just says, they're
there is no peace.
There is only time wasted between battles.
It's always about the grinds at heart, guys.
CJB says pay for your kids to go into cargo so they can work their way to first class.
Exactly.
So yeah, all the gifts that you can get from Korn are pretty standard, but they're no
less impressive.
You're going to be stronger.
You're going to be faster.
You'll be able to be like, I can take a bolt around to the face possibly and still live.
That's kind of cool.
The more you murder, the happier you get.
At a certain point, you'll become like a frothing maniac.
And every time you kill someone, you might be like, ah, that's quite a nice relief sensation.
Oh wait, and then you're going back to like slaughtering people.
You get a swole though.
You get a swole.
You get gains.
That's why Eli's like, oh.
Korn is literally the meme of, man, I need to get back in shape.
I might go to prison just for a bit.
Well, I got fucked up myself.
Korn is like the J. Cutler, Ronnie Coleman type 300 pound bodybuilding.
And Slenesh is like, you know, your classic Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I would say Slenesh is that.
It's more, you know, river dancing meat mess.
I'm just like a parent to like how jacked you're getting.
Because it's Slenesh and Korn are both going to get jacked.
You're pretty sculpted as Slenesh.
But you'll be like, yeah, you'll be like a perfect Zika's.
It's the difference between the bodybuilder build and the sumo wrestler build.
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It's very difficult taking the Chaos God seriously sometimes.
Korn got whoopee cushioned.
Change got outsmarted by a little girl, a Nergal hit by Arson over his plague lilies.
Yeah.
Yeah, Chaos will never win anything because if Chaos wins anything then GW has to win.
That's the thing.
Yeah, Chaos will never win anything.
Hey, Eli, what happened to Warhammer Fantasy?
Where is it?
Yeah, well that's why they don't win.
Yeah.
Also, yeah, they don't want to win a game, which is why joining Chaos is dumb, because
Chaos don't want to actually, you know, completely beat the...
They just want to fight the great game for all of eternity.
Champions want to win.
And they'll never give you, like, the full extent of what you want.
You're like, I want to be the most powerful thing in the universe.
They'll be like, I can get you part of the way, but they'll hold out on like the last
stretch.
Even if you get really strong, they'll be like a bit...
They'll be like, come on, keep working.
It's the classic reality of, you know...
Come on, wagey slavey.
Yeah, you'll always want more if all you care about in life is like pursuing power or wealth
or stuff like that, you know, to be first, you must be last, all that stuff.
When we come...
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The best god to worship is Boingob.
Boingob.
Boingob slowly makes you more round and bouncy and eventually very rotisserie.
So he's the god of early 30s to late 40s.
Yeah, for how?
I remember my early 30s.
I'm not returned yet.
Is there a story you particularly think is a great example of chaos or cornate corruption?
I mean, the classic one would just be, you know, Tusker Demon Killer.
Because here's the thing.
One of the nice things about Korn is he's not speciesist.
You can be human, you could be an Eldar, you can be an Orc.
He doesn't care.
He's very progressive.
As the saying goes, Korn cares not where the blood flows.
Like, he's an equal opportunity employer.
He's like, yeah, we've got equality for days.
As long as you're bashing someone's skull in, it's fine.
It's a good thing that out of everything you can accuse Satan of racism isn't one of them.
The chaos god of everybody can catch these hands.
I'm assuming he doesn't like the Necrons.
I'm assuming because they don't really have passion and they also are soulless or comatons.
So he probably doesn't like them much.
Necrons are people.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, they're not real people.
They're copies of people.
Yeah.
So the story, I'm sure we've said it before, but the story of Tusker Demon Killer is this
guy was an Orc.
He was well good at killing in it.
So he went around the galaxy and he went, oh, yeah, I'm going to kill some hoomies.
And he killed the hoomies.
And then he went, oh, yeah, I'm going to kill some pansies.
This is what Orcs kill Eldar.
So he killed some Eldar.
Oh, I'm going to go kill some Stunties.
Which is what they call the squats or the Votan now.
Oh, I killed all them.
Hmm.
Getting a bit bored.
Oh, that big thing.
He goes to this big thing called, I believe it's the Eye of Terror.
He goes, we're going to go right in the middle.
Force be aired to the middle of that thing.
Oh, there's demons in here.
Oh, they're quite good at fighting.
I like killing these things.
Oh, they're quite tough.
They don't eye blind walls or cover.
This isn't like Gears of War in the early 2010s where it was all cover based shooters.
No, they get out Doom style, you know, 50 billion guns.
You can just go straight in.
So he's having a great time.
And he gets to, he gets to Korn's domain.
It doesn't get very far, to be fair.
He gets in and he gets completely butchered, I believe it is.
Or is it, it's like a blood planet.
Take a demon world here.
Yeah, like a demon world.
And they start rising out of the ground.
And he gets massacred.
But Korn's like, I like this guy.
This guy's a piece of work.
I like this.
And this is how Korn sounds by the way.
This is canon.
He gets corned.
I think this guy's absolutely fantastic.
I can't wait to meet him.
So he resurrects.
Yeah, that's more like it.
We do not negotiate with Slanesh.
Anyway, so basically he, he resurrects.
Yeah, fun fact, Korn hates Slanesh.
He's like, my fellow Americans, we must drone strike the nearest imperial.
My fellow Berserkers.
My fellow Berserkers, we're going to go and kill Slanesh.
Who's that?
The Kance gods hate each other.
I don't know if we said that the Kance gods all hate each other.
Yeah, but Korn hates Slanesh the most.
And then Korn hates Scrooge a bit less.
He doesn't hate Nergal as much as the other two that I'm aware of.
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Korn is a chump.
Glory to Gorka Morka.
True God of fighting.
Hell yeah.
We don't really see him in 40k though.
That's a bit of a shame.
We don't see Gorka Morka that much.
We need a book.
But yeah, so basically Korn goes, all right, Tuska, I like where you're going.
I'm going to be your manager.
I'm not going to pay you, but you can, you can fight in my bronze palace and you can
fight as many enemies as you want every morning when I'm having my waltz.
Are we all switching accents now because Eli and Colin have to do a British accent?
Yeah, they have to do that.
They have no...
Please.
Eli has to do an Irish accent and Colin has to do a Welsh accent.
There we go.
I don't know what the Welsh accent sounds like.
You just said it's you from Wales.
Ain't from Wales, isn't it?
It's lovely down here.
Or the...
Or whatever.
How about I just pull up one of like a city name and try and say it?
Ain't from Ca Mhaaavn, it's bloody gorgeous.
Well, we've got another donation from incoming backup for 30 squigglies.
Thank you.
One of my favourite immediate corn corruption moments was when he manifested his fist to
destroy a city and instead of running all the people in the city, tried to punch the
giant god punch back.
Goes hard.
Yeah.
I'm ready for this Welsh accent by the way.
You're going to be ready for a while there.
Say it again.
Ain't from Wales.
I don't know what the Welsh accent sounds like.
I feel like an asshole.
What was Eli's one?
Is it Irish?
I am part Irish.
What the fuck is a VTuber accent?
High pitched girly voice.
Yeah, I guess.
Like anime.
Corn is definitely Scottish though.
Easy.
Yeah, but highlandish.
So then Corn goes, alright then, you wee bastard.
Because alright then.
What?
No, he's Scottish.
He's Odin.
No, no.
Rip him an aph.
He leads upon to cross the heavens.
He has two hell houses.
He's a fucking
He has two hell hound companions.
He has a literal Valkyrie.
He has a
He has a fucking Valkyrie.
He's Odin.
The fantasy Corn's so much cooler.
Oh my gosh.
It's not horrible.
Anyway, Corn goes, alright then, lad.
Alright, where you're going.
I want you to fight every day in my throne room.
And you'll never guess what, every time you die, you can come back and fight again.
That's a good day, bum.
And then Tosca's like, oh that's brilliant, that is a lot.
So every day he just gets massacred by Korn's best generals for sport.
And him and his men absolutely love it.
They couldn't be happier.
It's a paradise for them because every day they get to fight, they get killed, and they
do it again every day.
And Korn is there and every day he's just like, yay.
And that's Korn.
If they ever pop out of his realm, the galaxy is going to be overrun by Kork.
And then at the end of the day, Korn is on his phone.
He goes, Scotland forever.
And then that's Korn.
Scotland.
Scotland Korn was melted.
Scotland.
Should we talk a little bit about Korn?
Blunt gun.
Blunt for the guns.
Yeah, I was going to mention.
Skull for the skull.
Scarbrand.
Kills people.
Scarbrand and Skulltaker are two really cool demons, to be fair.
Korn has the coolest demon bros, in my opinion.
And really cool bros.
And they're all called Skull something.
Skulltaker or Skullcrusher or Skullmaker.
Thank you, Tom.
He's a...
Thank you.
Korn can't be Scottish or get sued by the Torms.
I don't think they have legal paperwork.
Leagues of Voughton swigging on Urnbrew like, hmm.
You can't take that.
That's ours.
Who was the equivalent of like...
Because obviously that one is pretty Britished up.
There's obviously the Scottish.
Who's the Welsh in the fantasy of 40k?
They don't have like a...
I don't know.
What's like standard Imperial Gothic, is it?
It's like my...
Orcs are obviously like cockney slag.
I guess Imperial standards are like my accent.
Imperial standards American.
True, true American patriot.
The Emperor was a true American patriot.
Weird enough, I think the Emperor...
Because in the last church animation they had an American voice actor for the Emperor.
I think it just works better.
To be honest, I really enjoy in like the Dragon Age series, the dwarves are actually American.
Which I think is an interesting twist.
So like all...
They have like a quite...
Surface-dweller ones, yeah.
Even the ones who live underground, they're all like Americans.
They're a little bit more Scottish, aren't they?
But then the surface-dweller ones like have like a barrack, isn't it?
Yeah, like barrack has like a very thick like...
Is it California accent?
I think it is.
I've never played Dragon Age.
It's definitely not California.
It's funny.
I feel like it's a bit more like, you know...
Yeah, so we're gonna go down the deep road.
So like, I was in the deep road.
I was in the deep road and I was finding some duffborn.
Valley girl accent?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
My axe was so heavy.
Anyway, we got a donation from...
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What?
We talked about corn?
What?
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Corn has a German accent.
Singe has an Italian accent.
Slanaise has a French accent.
And Nurgle has a Welsh accent.
Don't do this, Slanaise, please.
Is it because of Zinf and Akinofri?
Thank you.
Don't make Slanaise French.
The French would follow Slanaise, though.
That is real.
That is so real.
Would you?
I didn't mean to.
Yes.
Yeah.
He's doing it on the Irish and Welsh.
I think because of the amount of people I maybe have offended with my accents, I will call
it there with corn.
All you need to know, he likes fighting, he likes blood, he likes skulls.
Kill with brick.
I heard talk about Scarbrand and Skolte real quick.
A little bit with corn as well, yeah.
Yeah, you can talk about corn because I don't pay much attention to those guys anymore.
But Scarbrand is like the OG bloodthirster that we all know and love.
He pretty much, he was super powerful.
He got really, really arrogant.
And so he thought he was strong enough to attack corn.
He attacked corn and dented his armor, which is pretty impressive to be fair.
But corn was not too happy about it, especially because he did it when he wasn't looking.
And that was why he was unhappy.
He wasn't unhappy that Scarbrand attacked him.
He was unhappy because he did it when he wasn't looking.
So he like calm him down to the galaxy, burning his wings.
So his wings don't work anymore.
And now he's eternally trying to redeem himself, just killing a bajillion, gabillion people
for corn.
Skolteaker, I think his name is Uzul, who was the first thing that happened.
He was a bloodletter and the first moment that he was born, he beheaded the first thing
he saw, which was another bloodletter.
And so he went on just beheading people.
And then corn was like, I like this guy.
And he gave him power.
And he's corn's executioner now.
He wears like a cloak of skulls of all the dudes that he's killed and he seeks out challenges.
And when he gets you, because he always wins, he like chops all your limbs off and then
says you aren't fired.
So then your skull, like the flesh melts off of your skull.
He has this nice shiny skull and he tries to find skulls of foes worthy enough to add
to corn's skull through him.
And he's a bother.
He's cool.
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My fellow Imperials, we must drone strike the line.
Real, so real.
We're getting bad at our actions.
And the George Bush meme.
That was Obama actually.
That was Obama meme.
Yeah.
They're all the same, must be honest.
My fellow Americans.
Oh yeah, I was going to say, oh, Michael Bay is all four of the chaos gods in one.
He's the aberration of all four of the chaos gods.
I just thought of that.
He's the ever chosen.
And then we'll start one more thought.
The, from somebody said earlier, if chaos wins, they lose, which is true, which is why
the alpha legion were cool for one entire book because they wanted to extinct humanity
because then chaos will win and then implode on itself and we will grid chaos from the
galaxy forever.
But then they didn't do that.
And nobody wrote about that anymore.
I hope a me gone gets crucified.
Jesus.
Last little bit on corn, eight corruption.
A human character is the example of Colin, the betrayer, really well known character.
And his fault of corn, eight corruption was more of a internal war where hatred and rage
was building up.
And eventually he would, he's one of the better example.
It takes him a couple of books of fall to where he fights it off as long as he can.
But generally like it shows a better example, like the mental torture that comes with corn,
eight corruption.
And unfortunately he's kind of a bit boring now, but Colin has, uh, his fault is quite
well done and he loses himself to rages and these, you know, the perfect example of just
skulls for the scum throne.
The next chaos God though, my boy, um, beak, beak, Lovecraftian mess himself, Zeench.
Zeench is the changer of ways.
He is ambition.
He is fate.
He well, he is just the master of magic, entropy.
Zeench is pretty much just Lovecraftian bird God in the one, the setting.
Now this is a bit, I call it mentioned earlier about how some of the gods performed like
during the medieval time.
I really hate this because they added this in not long ago.
This new Lord to suggest that the chaos gods were sort of, well, the main three, which
are corn, Melville and Zeench were, they were coalescing around the time of the war in heaven.
Why is that bad?
Because it's one of those things where it just shows that they've, that the new laws,
like basically chaos gods have always existed in the act, not as in like in the war, but
in the actual like mortal timeline.
And it was like, no, no, no, why can't the war in heaven be its own thing?
You know, so, and Zeench is probably one of, I think corn is probably considered the earliest,
although in some older law, like it was said that Zeench was the first one.
It's a little bit controversial.
Like, yeah, go ahead, sorry.
It's like old fantasy lore.
He used to like, it was just Zeench and he was the strongest chaos god, but then the
other ones chopped him up and he reformed eventually, but he wasn't the head hound
show anymore.
And I think in old lore, Cain and Abel was when corn existed, the first murder.
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He says, if Zeench is the God of Change, then he should change it to something less ugly.
Big facts.
Damn.
So true.
He doesn't have a true form.
Zeenchian, okay, so one of the last parts is backstories, but Colin kind of mentioned
earlier at one point he was kind of turning into the most powerful God just because there
was so much change in Zeenchian, you know, with being empowered by fate itself and the
futures and made different possibilities.
There's a point where he was the most powerful chaos god and the other ones went, we can't
deal with that.
Oh, we're weird.
We got it.
And essentially all the other chaos gods went, they literally threw themselves at him, like
body first until Corn eventually got close enough to give him a little shank.
So then, but then to be fair, that could have played into what Zeench really wanted, because
the game would play on forever.
There's one more annoying part about Zeench is that it's a little bit Alpha Legion vibe
with it because it's like, it was my secret plan all along.
Oh, and I got another donation here.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
It's Captain Firespitter.
Thank you, brother.
Corn must adore humanity the most.
Half of the species has its blood boiling.
My fellow Scotsmen are giving the Glasgow kiss while brawling and the other half of
the species has the time of the month.
I think that was the idea that Corn was the strongest in 40k at one point.
I think he currently is now.
It's a war game setting, so he kind of does by default.
Yeah.
Alright, DJ Beast.
Oh, do you got that?
I do got that.
Bricky is getting caught in the fire now.
Jesus.
Zeench and Corruption is much more like the word chaos personified.
It is pretty hectic.
They have mutations such as like, you can grow wings, beaks, a little avian theme to
it, extra eyes.
You're always going to get an extra eye.
Hopefully, if it's in a good spot, you don't want it like right in the nape of the neck
or something.
Really awkward.
The worst of Zeench and Corruption though is being a chaos spawn.
It is literally like a mutated flesh thing.
You are crazy.
Horrific, horrific fate.
That's the worst version of it.
But again, it empowers Zeench.
You don't even have to do anything bad for that to happen.
You'll just do it because it's funny.
Yeah, it's like a...
Any moment, Armon could turn into a chaos spawn and Zeench wouldn't care.
It'd be funny.
Goofy.
A bit goofy.
And he also, when you hear the corruption and like Colin mentioned earlier, you hear
voices and things like that.
One of the abilities that you'll start to notice about your body if it happens to you
is your magical abilities.
If you had some, they start to get a little bit of a buff.
You're like, oh, I could do things I couldn't do before.
Zeench also grants insight and power.
As the weaver of fate, often a boon is the fact that you can participate and get to see
visions of the future.
He will often has the power to distort time.
Not necessarily going back in time, but there's like particularly even magical abilities that
literally affect time in itself or there's entire plot lines where someone lets themselves
be killed like in a certain way only to then like reappear as like an earlier version of
themselves from the timeline.
Really weird.
Another donation by Jared Ezran who says, will the emperor's sending to Godhood be
the equivalent to Sinesha's birth for humanity?
I don't know what you're saying.
Kind of, but I also wanted to say maybe it probably would have been better if they made
the Alpha Legion corrupted by Zeench and then the thousand suns could have, I don't know,
stayed like pure and true to the emperor.
They could have, the thousand suns could have turned into the great knights.
I think that would have been much better.
See Eli, don't you know Alpha Legion's a loyal legion?
Yeah, but that's the whole point.
They're so tricksy and they would get caught in their schemes and eventually get tricked
to follow Zeench as part of a scheme.
Because all the healthy thousand suns embodied for Zeench is the magic part.
They don't embody anything else really, like the knowledge and magic I guess, but there's
no scheming there or anything.
I think Zeench likes fools as well.
Zeench likes people who highlight their fate is interesting, not necessarily like they
are.
Magnus is the ultimate fool because his whole thing is, you know, the thousand suns, they're
saying is, you know, the only thing is ignorance.
And yet Magnus's ignorance was the only thing that got them corrupted by Zeench because
he was like, I knew about it.
No, you didn't.
He's just that annoying kid in class.
He just goes, did you, actually, did you know it's not pronounced encyclopedia, it's pronounced
encyclopedia.
It's like, he's just insufferable, know it all.
Yeah, shut up, nerd.
Another thing of Zeench is his realm of Zeench.
Zeench's realm is messed up.
This thing is, I mean, it's like it's a labyrinth of crystals.
There's things called the silver towers, which like jutting feats that like spur out of the
ground.
They're supposed to supposedly defy physics, whatever that really means.
So things that are impossible happen in the realm of magic.
It's basically that scene in the labyrinth where he's just walking upside down and all
these corridors and so he's all over the place.
That's not possible.
Oh no, the child girl, David Bowie.
Also in the realm of Zeench, there's sort of structures, one of them is called the City
of Light, which used to be Prospero, kind of got ratioed.
But now it's like crawling with all kind of twisted peoples and avian creatures and things
that fly.
Don't forget Zangors.
Yeah, Zangors do exist.
By the combat patrol.
The damn goat.
Goat people are there.
It's around like a weird place where like, I remember in the Mephiston book, he talks
about how he's near the City of Light and to get onto it you have to ascend a stairway
thing, like a stairway to Helen almost.
And around it's like weird sand dunes of like crystal and like colors just don't make sense.
Really bizarre.
And another structure in this is called the Impossible Fortress, where Zeench supposedly
resides.
Again, there's no actual law of how to describe it because it's described as it's in constant
flux and change.
So no one will have the same experience, unlike with Sinesh's realm.
Pretty messed up place.
Zeench himself has no true form.
He often looks like in art depictions, like a Lovecraftian Nyarlathotep sort of creature.
He doesn't have any, like that's just what he chooses to present as because he's kind
of similar to that.
But again, even for people being corrupted by Sinesh, they often have, as much like in
Sinesh's one, they like they will sculpt their form, they have control over their form.
Because of the aspect of change and future and all those kind of warping scents, they
don't really have control of their form.
So often they'll warp in something they have no control over because it's the best amount
of change and he really hates Nergal because Nergal is stagnation and Zeench is change.
The last bit is basically my example, which is the story of Azec Ahriman, Thousand Sun
Sorcerer.
The corruption of this started basically right at the beginning when he was in his gestation
pod.
Zeench messed with the Thousand Suns Legion and essentially they were turning into Chaosborn.
The corruption is like deep, but encoded in their DNA.
Even Ahriman's like no matter, even to this point now, he still feels like he's resisting
the sort of inevitable change of magic like deep in his core.
He enacts something called the Rudebrug of Ahriman.
His friends are all turning into Chaosborn and he goes, I'mma save you.
Book of Magnus, I choose you.
It's just his never ending mixtape.
It's like, I promise it's better than the last ones.
Like dude, give up.
He is a terrible boyfriend in all regards.
He pretty much just turns most of the Legion into like locked in dust inside their armor.
They are basically trapped automatons, but the rest of the sorcerers, they get a massive
increase to their power level.
Again, the corruption of Zeech flows within them.
So a Zeechian sorcerer such as Iskandar Kaon, who is like the friend, you know, good old
lore channel there as well.
That character literally is the equivalent of like an entire group of Grey Knights as
one guy.
So we do have a donation here as well by Joseph Hollard.
Thank you brother.
Question, has Kaon and Sonesh ever, every team up, once just the two of them?
I love when two people who hate each other are forced to work together to keep up the
good work.
They did team up and guess who was the...
Man man!
Guess, guess, guess who, the one time they teamed up, guess who suffered for it?
No.
No, no, it's way more recent.
They teamed up and they blew up Beel Tan.
Pain for Eldar fans.
I love Kaon.
I love the game's workshop.
You can't catch a break.
It's great that the Ynari were involved in that too, because of course they were.
Ynari mentioned quickly everyone getting there.
Inevitable victory, inevitable victory!
The last little part of the Ironman story is basically, he doesn't realize, look particularly
with some of the Zeechian characters, they don't really exalt Zeech the way other Chaos
factions do.
Ironman doesn't even realize he's corrupted by Zeen, so supposedly his face under his
helmet is like a massing writhing thing of eyes and he doesn't even realize it.
He can't even perceive it because he's so corrupted by Zeen.
My depth perception is way better and I have now a panoramic view, but I have no idea.
No, no, why would I?
Hey, Ironman, you know most people don't have a 360 field of view, right?
Exactly.
Yeah, like the whole, because there's a subtlety to Zeen's which is like, oh he's scheming,
particularly for a lowly, even just like a regular person getting corrupted, the whole
thing is they'll start to set more, you know, he already picks people who like to set schemes,
but now your schemes are like way more crazy because you're like, I see the futures and
my, the eye in the back of my neck can see the past.
Alpha Legion really should have been Zeech, you see.
What the heck?
I mean to be fair, I think the Thousand Sons, corrupted by Zeen, came way before even the
Horror of Terrorous Sea happened.
And let's not forget, in Dawn of War 1, two Alpha Legionaries, one of which is a sorcerer
went and tried to worship Korn.
The sorcerer did it again.
Dawn of War's got a bit of a habit of that.
Dawn of War 2 is weird.
The Blood Angels chapter master in Dawn of War 2 is corrupted by Korn.
Blood Ravens.
The sorcerer, sorry, Blood Ravens.
We did it again.
We did it again, we did it again.
Oh no, they actually stopped us.
We have another donation, Tom Warren, thank you again by the way, he says, the one thing
everyone can agree on is not liking elves.
Well, he didn't say elves, I'm sorry.
Elves.
That's even more of a crime.
I like elves.
That's kind of it for the Zinchen corruption.
The next one is the blessed, the great horned rat.
Can I add one final note to make fun of Zeen?
Sure.
He is the god of Copium, because he will hear.
Yes.
Oh yeah, Zeench knows everything.
He's got his hands in everything.
He knows everything.
He can do anything he wants.
My source, oh, greater demons of Zeench, of course.
Yes, there is no bias to be found in that argument.
Zeench is the guy who made all the awful legions stories for our forces.
We planned it all along, is what he says at the end of every story.
I will counter.
He is the, everyone thinks they won the argument, not realizing the person they're arguing with,
you're basically too dumb to have the full conversation with, so the person walked away
when I won, being like, you just, you couldn't hack it.
Let me counter that.
He's also the god of lies, so he's inherently full of shit.
Yes.
Also, mention the changeling if you want.
Does anybody fan of changeling?
Oh, the changeling is a cool demon prince who pretty much is the epitome of Zeench himself.
He is absolutely goofball.
This thing can turn into anything, impersonate people to, I think even Grey Knights, they
had trouble detect, they didn't really detect that he was infiltrating or betraying herself
as a person.
Again, like the changeling, or even something like the Blue Scribes as well, they're kind
of, they're an enactment of the Zeenchian fate weaving and changes on the level where
like just one little small demon can ruin entire sectors and it led to something called,
particularly in a big point of law, which was the months of shame, space wolves getting
attacked by, you know, inquisition and stuff.
So that's that stuff for another time though.
He's also, he also got Balthasar Gelt thrown in jail in the end times, the changeling.
But yes, the Horned Rat, the greatest, truly the greatest chaos god.
Actually, officially now, the fifth god of chaos as of the latest AOS edition, which
is funny because I thought he ascended at the beginning of Age of Sigmar, but apparently
that was a prank.
But he's now, he made a deal with Archeon.
He's now a chaos god, which Archeon can apparently just do, which is good to know.
He is the chaos god of the Skaven of course, and he represents just being the worst.
Like there's no other way to put it.
I know I said that a lot with Nergal.
The Horned Rat actually is the worst because like the other chaos gods have something,
anything positive about him.
Korn, honorable in some level.
And he's not racist.
Yay!
And he's not racist.
Nergal, you know, some twisted form of love for his followers, you know, I don't want
Ebola, but you know, so there is some kind of caring for his followers.
Zinch, technically the god of hope.
Slynesh, pleasure's not inherently bad.
The Horned Rat, none of those positives.
He's awful all around.
He exists to ruin other people's things, including the Skaven.
He's awful.
He is like the concept of decay, but Nergal's kind of got, you know, the circle of life
going so it comes back.
Not the Horned Rat, he's ruined.
He literally exists to ruin to the point that his realm is called the Realm of Ruin.
That I believe he created by just taking chunks of the other chaos gods' realm and shittening
them up a little bit.
This is moan undivided, isn't he?
He's like, technically a chaos god and in AOS the Skaven are part of the Grand Alliance
chaos.
No one likes him, even more than the other chaos gods don't like each other.
No one likes the Horned Rat.
When he was going to bless Archeon, Archeon spit in his face.
No one likes him.
He's awful.
But that's why I love him.
Because he's such a phenomenal piece of shit.
You just have to say it every time, he's not a rat, he's a rat.
Is he worse than Nagash though?
Yes.
Well, that's a really tough question.
Look, Nagash is the rightful ruler of the mortal realms.
It simply is.
We have confirmation as of the latest edition of Age of Sigmar trailer, he just straight
up steals the soul from Nagash's ass.
Truly Sigmar is a thief of what is rightfully Nagash's, but this is a whole different tangent.
No, the Horned Rat.
His history begins around the same time as the Skaven, when the Skaven were, the city
of Tylos in Warhammer fantasy was getting invaded by rats and then Skaven is presumably
when he popped up.
For a while he wasn't super influential, he just had the Skaven go out and make lower
property values by their presence basically.
It was the, I believe the first or second.
The Skaven get into great civil wars every five minutes, I don't remember who was the
first or the second he finally showed up.
But in one of those to end it, the Grey Seers summoned him into the world to get the Skaven
to stop killing each other, whereupon he showed up and just started eating Skaven for a pretty
decent amount of time.
It wasn't a quick hand fell, he just started grabbing them like popcorn.
It's not exactly gourmet is it?
No, but you know, it is what it is.
Eventually he managed to saciate himself for a bit and he was like, listen Skaven, it is
very funny watching you do this.
The genuine reasons, he thought it was funny they were killing each other.
He was like, the joke's getting old, I've had my laughs, now you must work together.
And then the Skaven work together and go out to kill things.
So he doesn't make appearances often when he does a whole lot of Skaven or going to die.
But he'll then, you know, kind of get everyone, get everyone together.
Sort of.
Again these are Skaven.
For fear, mostly.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're afraid of him.
Yeah.
Because of that they don't really, he doesn't really corrupt people.
There is I think in one of the Warhammer fantasy supplements a cult that worships the Great
Horned Rat.
I think it's in Middenheim, but I might be wrong on that.
The problem is the Great Horned Rat doesn't really do anything for them.
Like this is a Stockholm Syndrome terror cult and Skaven don't respect them.
I think the Skaven might use them as like meat shields.
That's it.
The Horned Rat doesn't really mess with humans.
He messes with Skaven very often, but for the most part it's not an enjoyable experience.
For example there's the Vermin Lord, his greater demon, Screech Vermin King, who was formed
when he took a bunch of Skaven, like the great, like the council members, threw them in a
pit together and then just kind of shut the door for an indeterminate amount of time.
And when he opened it back up they'd fused into one being, his greatest Vermin Lord.
So that's the kind of blessings you could expect to get from this guy.
Not great.
Other than that he did give the Skaven the black pillar, which can be used for any Skaven
that challenged the ruling council of Thirteen with the Horned Rat's backing.
Because if they touch the pillar and make their argument they can theoretically get
the Horned Rat's blessing and become a council member.
Problem is most rats that touch it blow up.
99% of failure rate.
If 99 might be a bit low.
He's got his realm of ruin, which is filled with greater demons, his Vermin Lords.
I believe it said there are as many Vermin Lords as there are Skaven in the mortal world.
Which is a couple billion minimum.
As of AOS probably trillions or more.
And yeah it's filled with warpstone, all you can hear is squeaking rats.
It's just awful.
It's just horrible.
And I'd rather be in Kamara.
He's really well personified but I hope this character you're going to mention.
Oh you should know who Dan Walhawam is going to be.
That's the best way to explain it.
But they even have their own mirror of the Skaven council of Thirteen.
There's 12 exalted Vermin Lords who have the Shadow Council of Thirteen.
It's a little fucky.
But that's all of the Skaven.
And of course how could I not mention.
The Horned Rat's funniest clown.
Thanquil the Grey Seer.
Who is not the Horned Rat's avatar in the mortal world.
But sometimes it really seems like it.
Thanquil is if you ever feel like you're a failure.
Just remember you can always fail so hard that you succeed in life.
Because that is Thanquil.
He's on paper the ideal Skaven.
He's genuinely cunning.
He's a very powerful wizard to the point that like some of the other most powerful wizards
shown in Warhammer like Thanquil shows up it's like oh you are a threat.
That is a problem.
He nearly ripped an airship out of the sky.
He nearly ripped like the dwarf Hindenburg out of the sky.
Only stopped by an incredibly powerful wizard in Godric and Felix of course.
Hates Godric and Felix.
And we'll get to that later another time.
And he's just he if Thanquil has the sights on you.
You might not die but everyone around you was probably going to including the Skaven.
Because the problem with Thanquil is he's so self absorbed and so self destructive that
everything he does is ruined.
And he's also also incompetent on top of still being competent.
Like Age of Sigmar.
Once again we are ruining Nagash's plans because that's what the Skaven exists to do.
He led the invasion of his like next greatest set of black pyramids and the Skaven digs
successfully blow them up and ruin the Nagash's plan.
They also accidentally tunneled into an ocean filled with zombies and flooded Skaven light.
It was called the year of the drowned rat.
That is that is the fun of Thanquil.
His book I've started reading is finally reading his books recently.
It starts with him being captured.
Oh donation.
Let me give that a read.
Thank you Donkeyman USA for the two.
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage.
Smashing pumpkins.
Yeah.
But yeah he he's captured and the entire time is being carted off to no spoilers wherever
he's going.
He's blaming other people for getting him in that predicament despite the fact this
happens right after gotchigan Felix books which are about 300 like you know a couple
hundred pages of Thanquil's worth of him murdering his underlings and sabotaging their
plans that would have succeeded.
It's not his fault.
And yeah and then going this is not my fault.
I am the greatest of greys ears.
I'm perfect.
In the end times he was made the de facto leader of all skaven because the horn rat
showed up again ate all of them all the great like the Lord the Council of 13 and put that
call in charge.
There was no reason given I believe for why this happened.
So I have no reason to believe other than the horn rat thought it would be funny.
What could go wrong.
The reason the sense of humor.
Yeah the reason he you know the great like the Council 13 was given it's because they
were being incompetent and infighting as for why Thanquil was in charge.
Funny funny laugh.
Put the funny rat man who's hurts the skaven so badly that a slan let him live.
It's truly the horn rat's strongest soldier.
There is a there is another chaos god though who does need exaltation.
There is mighty hashoot who will have a much shorter spiel because hashoot only does not
have much.
He's there.
Although I'll just tell you right now we don't know what his realm is or if he has one.
So that section's already out.
Hashoot is the father of darkness.
He's making a bit of a comeback.
He did come back in AOS.
He's got a chaos god flat share somewhere.
Yeah it's like he's the chaos god of you know tyranny darkness greed but he might not be
a chaos god he might just be a really powerful demon he might be something else entirely
connected to chaos.
Never really clarified exactly the the Dawis are the chaos doors worship him as a god and
he is their patron.
And the chaos dwarfs were not quite cast dwarfs yet.
They were cut off from the ancestor gods of the dwarfs.
So as supplies ran out they were suffering pretty greatly.
Hashoot came along and was like hey fellas I got a deal for you.
Get me some get some slaves do some evil dark magic shit and I'll take care of you.
And to be to be honest he is probably the best cash god to worship because he doesn't
lie if you do what he wants he's he's not going to screw with you.
Like Zinch may decide your chaos spawn now because why not.
And while Khorin probably wouldn't lie either he will punch you.
You will definitely get punched at some point.
Fair enough but you know Khorin is it's he's still like proper chaos like he if Khorin
gives you too much love you can still turn into a chaos spawn.
Then Zinch does that the most but that's not strictly speaking unique to Zinch right.
There is a downside to Hashoot if I remember.
Is that the sorcerers.
That the thing with that is in theory sorcerers of the chaos dwarfs do turn to stone after
a long enough time.
The thing is I'm pretty sure that's more of a dwarf problem because the dwarfs were made
by the old ones to specifically not be able to use magic.
So Hashoot lets them use magic but that might just be like dwarfs aren't supposed to use
magic you're trying to put a square peg in a round hole.
It's the equivalent of being lactose intolerant just being like milk.
Still eating.
You can't have that.
Blowing up the bar of magic.
Like that might I'm pretty sure that's not specific like Hashoot is you know taking them
over that's just like I'll give you the magic you're probably not supposed to use it but
I'm not gonna stop you.
I know I shouldn't but here you go.
There's a little bit of like a mechanical theme to it as well.
Yeah that's the.
So he's the god of tyranny.
It's just the thing is his main followers are the chaos dwarfs.
The dwarfs, chaos dwarfs.
They're still dwarfs.
They're so very industrious.
They're smart.
They're clever.
So they use that to fulfill like what he truly wants which is tyranny.
Go out there get slaves build your empire oppress you know whoever you find.
That's what Hashoot's about.
It's just the dwarfs being dwarfs are very efficient with it.
They're industrious by nature.
They've got great factories stuff like that.
His history is like I said he did ever since that first bit where he found the made the
chaos dwarfs.
The chaos dwarfs he's just been helping them out.
I don't believe it was ever made clear but he did somehow show back up in Age of Sigmar.
Shoots round two baby he's coming back to get a single Warcry release and then nothing
else ever again.
Chaos dwarfs truly are the most oppressed race.
And it's yeah there's not much to.
He's more of a minor entity isn't he.
I appreciate that honestly I like when you get the small little like characters like
that it's like it adds a little bit of flavor to chaos.
It's like you know you don't want just the big four.
Hey there's this fella here.
A little bull themes as well because he's like a minotaur isn't he.
There are chaos dwarfs get like their teeth grow out as well.
Yeah it's like they're kind of like sort of ancient Babylonian kind of theme.
They got they got the bowls and stuff.
The beards.
Yeah and notable you know some chaos dwarf characters.
Go look at the total war hammer legendary lords you know Astragoth iron hand.
He's a and such an old sorcerer that his body is turning to stone that he's got himself
a little mechanical like pair of legs that walk for him.
Not apparently inclusive.
He's stoned all the time.
That's one of it like he can't walk because his legs are most of his body is stone so
he's got a I don't even know what to call it.
I want to call it it's like a mech but it's clearly not a mech.
I know you mean exoskeleton.
Yeah exoskeleton there we go.
He's got like an exoskeleton that walks for him so he can you know still you move still.
I think looks good.
So that shoot follower doesn't mess with people very much.
He knows he's got a good thing going with the chaos dwarfs.
So he's pretty he's pretty content where he's at a shoot.
Say what you want about him might not be the most powerful.
He knows what he's all about.
He knows his place.
And we're speaking of a guy who's got the exoskeleton.
He's not ableist.
That's good.
No he will gather any slave no matter what condition they're in.
Then I'll send them into the factory.
Speaking of I think finally finishing on our last minor chaos god and their corruption.
I think Eli's gonna explain perhaps I don't know if this one gets in going for some reason
but we're gonna talk about the last one here malice.
Yeah baby malice number one.
Malice number one.
I didn't know there was a god called malice.
I think I found the real god of copium.
He's canon guys he's canon I swear he's there.
Malice.
The minor chaos god is malice.
James workshop.
Oh my gosh okay.
Malice is the fifth and canon chaos god for real for real.
Real spiel.
Call us.
Alright fuck the great horn rat I guess.
Great horn rat's only in fantasy.
Malice is in 40k.
He was malol in fantasy but then malol got copyright banned for something I don't remember
what.
Like British licensing laws of the 1980s.
He is the god of anarchy and the god of ag of just chaos.
He's the chaos god.
He's a like complete contradiction made manifest essentially and so worshiping him causes your
soul like it strains your soul so you're slowly like drained of life for worshiping
him because it's such a contradiction because if malice were to win then chaos would just
blow up and it'd be real chaos.
He's the god of like actual chaos right because you know the other gods are bound by the things
that they embody and that they like so malol isn't bound by any of that he just embodies
like pure anarchy crazy stuff.
His space marine legion is the sons of malice and essentially the most their lore comes
from like little codex excerpts and also battle fleet gothic of all things.
One short story as well.
They were this I don't think there's much known about them when they were loyal because
they were a loyalist chapter.
They were eating people and an inquisitor saw this and thought man that's whack and
so he brought in some imperial guards some sisters battle the sons of malice obliterated
them and ate them because sons of malice really like eating people.
And they painted their the flesh eaters chapter with Jessica.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, that's so weird.
Why would people have they eat?
Because they're not actually they don't actually eat people but they're just called the flesh
eaters like suspicious.
So they became the sons of malice and they changed their paint scheme to look really
cool.
It's the nice white black and gold.
They reside on a space hulk called the lab wreath and to gain malice's like favorite
become part of the 13 because 13 is the number.
I'm pretty sure it's either 11 or 13 but I think it's 13.
They have to go through these like crazy trials in this labyrinth and the people who come
out alive are the like get onto the council.
Basically you can summon malal malice into real space which they do on cadia and then
they just don't talk about it anymore.
But it did happen.
It happened guys.
He's there guys.
I swear.
So yeah, but he's pretty cool.
The sons of malice never say anything they fight in complete silence whenever they fight
and then they take lots of prisoners and then they eat you afterward.
It's total rebellion isn't it from other imagined food.
Yeah and they're yeah.
Yeah.
I was there.
They're not on chaos's side.
Oh sorry.
They're not on chaos's side and they're not on the Imperium side.
They fight everybody because that's what true chaos is.
So they are literally just chaos.
They're just a punk band.
They're a space marines punk band.
You speculate in contradiction to the other chaos gods being corrupted by malice.
You probably don't show much of it just because of the fact of the other chaos gods do and
therefore he wants to rebel against that idea.
But I think yeah malice is there does need a little bit more love but malice is kind
of a again like as I said it's purest form interesting not much is known about his realm
is it really.
It just mentions that space and then they summon him in that story don't they.
And he just looked like a big creature and they're basically like you know it's undescribable
you know.
That guy is beefy.
Classic.
I swear bros I don't have the words to describe this really cool thing I'm looking at.
Oh having an identifiable visage is cringe.
I'm just not going to yes.
That means nothing.
They're through chaos.
They have a thing of they will betray each other because it's a deal that's like also
helps serving.
So when like all them when I mentioned they become like part of the council the council
gets sacrificed to bring him into the real space.
So anything like you know you know you expected a reward for your service.
No that would be a contradiction.
So yeah I think the complete opposite of everything.
And like when he was malol I think the idea of his followers were like he did not have
a lot because he hates chaos but what followers he did have were like the weak the weakest
malol follower is the is the strongest coordinate champion.
Yeah and I think in 40k it says they they gain immense power and then they kind of leave
it at that.
Yeah that's unfortunately that's kind of the main ones the chaos gods.
Also there are some other gods in the setting they don't really have like a warp corruption
because obviously all chaos is warp you know warp mushroom source essentially though.
I think with that that should be the entirety of chaos corruption and how it affects you
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