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We're live apparently. That's good.

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Are we?

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Yay.

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It's a different time with this.

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Oh, we are.

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Dothros 2 has mentioned already.

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God damn it.

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Yeah, buddy.

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BJ Beasts is the version of our pursuer.

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He's relentlessly just going,

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Dothros 2 is a going.

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Who's the Dark Souls 2 of the Chaos Gods?

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That's the good question.

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None of them.

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I couldn't tell you.

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They're perfect.

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Alice.

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I'm going to say Nurgle.

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Isha.

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Fuck you.

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Are we live?

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Is it?

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We are live.

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OK.

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OK.

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Just making sure.

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I didn't get a notification.

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Why?

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Oh, man.

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Hey, everyone.

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Oh, it is live.

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Yes, we are.

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Hello, buddy.

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Hello, everyone.

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TJ Beasts is live.

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Welcome back to another episode.

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There's a dog on it.

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There's a dog.

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This is the Iceberg Effect.

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We're talking about chaos corruption today.

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It's me, Hal, Eli, Andy, and Colin.

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Actually, I have a proper intro this time.

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Podcast is also on Spotify as well, just for people

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who want to listen offline.

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And to be fair, we're going to get a bit heretical today.

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It's going to be a little bit.

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I mean, The Emperor's great.

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But you know, this is the these are the guys, you know,

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she told you not to worry about.

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This is the case.

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All kinds of chaos, a bit of fantasy lore here as well.

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Colin will represent the actual.

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I don't even know what to describe it like the absolute shilling

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the copium of horns rat.

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There's no copium, only his glory.

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We are graced to be in his presence

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whilst his children are beneath our walls, sorry.

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Speaking of that first, though, we've got to do the question

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of the week, Eli.

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I think the last question of the week was to do with

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what would you shatter in Warhammer, I think.

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And Eli's chosen some answers from you beautiful people.

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Yes, there were a lot of good comments.

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It shows like five.

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Also, somebody said, I see sheets zero out of ten

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for Colin's bed.

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It was funny, and Andy did change his home, it looks like.

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That's not the question.

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Getting brighter.

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I've been there a while.

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I've been there a few months, but now it's bright.

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It's getting bright now.

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It's nice. Look, son.

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I like the sun.

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My house is slightly changed every time.

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I hope it to get more posters like to fill up the entire wall at one point.

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I do need one just like each of you, just like a mug shot.

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All right.

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The question of the week was why would you shatter in 40K?

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First one is from our beloved DJ Beast, Lore Crime celebrity.

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Red carpet, if we ever meet him.

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Hashtag shatter, I would chuck Nagash into 40K.

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Him entering causes a second better Eye of Terror to form as the galaxy now

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has to deal with the great necromancer, her death, the undying king,

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the black harvester, Reaper Lord Elderbones, the grave god, the Tired of Bones.

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For fantasy, I would clone Gottrick since two gotricks existing in one setting

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will cause a black hole ending the setting faster than Archon ever could.

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I agree.

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You got to mention him.

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Go ahead, go ahead, Colin.

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I'm a big fan of the first half of that sentence.

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I mentioned a lot of holes.

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You did.

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Just kidding.

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We got a Freudian snack there.

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We got a...

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Zan-oh, he's a real one.

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We have two donations from Zan, $0, $10.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, brother.

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Thank you.

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A true heresy is why you would deny Colin and Eli their four nights

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stream, a great 100% this guy speaks the truth.

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You're a real one.

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Bless you.

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Angry leprechaun, $5.

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Thank you.

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Says first time tuning in live.

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Zeench is the only chaos god who can win the great game.

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He just chooses not to because he has a troll.

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Yeah.

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First, uh, first donation is average great horned rat worshiper.

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Four night stream will exist someday.

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You deny my PC its purpose.

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Bro.

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I'm gonna, we're gonna DDoS Andy and Hal so that the games don't

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work so that we can play Fortnite.

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Why?

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I'm not, I'm not that opposed to the idea.

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I'm just like back in my day, we didn't have Goku in the game.

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We had the Fortnite stings.

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When I was in uni, that's how old I feel about that.

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Yeah, we had like 2016 or something, wasn't it?

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It was earlier than that, maybe.

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I don't know.

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Eight years ago.

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Anyway, uh, next, uh, next question is our next comment was from my green

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gecko, uh, as they shatter, I would add consistent writing and quality

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control between writers.

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That would be, that truly would ruin war.

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No.

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Next one from Mr.

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Idiot for 40k I'm throwing in Neil, Neil Breen, Neil Breen reference.

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I'm so pleased.

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I'm so happy somebody knew Breen referenced.

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You would add in Neil Breen is one of the long lost forgotten

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Primarchs and Tommy Wiseau was the second one.

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Tell me what I said.

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Oh gosh, Neil Breen shout out.

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Have you guys seen any Neil Breen movies?

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I've only seen red letter media talking about how ridiculous they are.

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And so, who am I?

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What am I?

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Where are some of the quotes?

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They're so such a strange man.

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If he's like a guy, he was an accountant and he has like a bunch of money.

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He's like, I'm going to make films where I'm the protagonist and I solve

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all the world's problem by murdering people.

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There's no self-awareness.

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It's brilliant.

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I think those two plus, weird enough, Gary Busey is like a trifecta.

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Neil Breen lore runs deep apparently.

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I've only watched one or two Neil Breen movies, but the one I watched was about

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like ecology being a, what are they, environmentalist.

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And he's like environmentalist Neil Breen Jesus.

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And he does like miracles and he kills people and there's-

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And he goes to like Congress and he tells them, you're being a

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bad person, you're being bad people.

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And they go, oh, I am.

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And it's like, what?

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And he, and he's, and he's, and people are crowdfunding him to make more films.

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And he's like, I'm a successful director and movie creator.

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And it's like, you're something.

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He's a hero.

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If you gave Tommy, if you gave Tommy why is that one limited money,

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then that's pretty much Neil Breen essentially.

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And like a God complex too, probably.

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Yeah, definitely.

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I'm remembering when he dressed up as a Joker and he went, I just like yelled.

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I'm the Joker.

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I got, I got, I got two more comments and I'll mention the donation we have.

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So the next one is from the Wardner.

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He says Johnny Grammatic, Gramatartist.

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I can't read it.

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I know it is spelled different, it's spelled funny though.

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But yeah, Johnny Grammaticus Gramartist.

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That's what he's saying.

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Okay.

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Returns to 40K to lead the Imperium and be more important than every other name

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character in the setting combined.

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Thumbs up from me, buddy.

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Johnny Grammaticus is the alpha Legion of human beings.

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One of the characters of all time.

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He was in Warhammer.

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So then we have last one.

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Rarest Pepe, another classic, another celebrity.

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There's nothing I can think of that'll break any Warhammer setting quicker,

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slash better than GW's own writing.

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And there you go.

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So true, King.

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Now our donation is from Core6f6 for $199.

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Thank you very much.

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How about the Merveels, fellas?

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Reels are very cool.

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New jeans dealers are Baller and the dwarves looked pretty freaking epic.

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Skaven trailer was real good.

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It would have been cool if there was some minis to go along with it.

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But I will take the fact they're being looked at and worked on.

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Like,

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You got an Eldar trailer as well.

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Would you literally like burst?

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Yeah, I would too.

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Like, holy cow.

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And guys, guys, next year will be Emperor's Children, guys.

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It's going to happen next year.

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It's totally.

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This is the year, guys.

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This is even though it's been 10 years in a row, this is the year.

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Bloodborne's coming out on PC too.

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Elder Scrolls 6, Bloodborne, Emperor's Children.

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Half Life 3.

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I was going to say Half Life 3.

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What are the other bangers?

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What are the other classics?

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There will be an Elder Scrolls this year or something as well.

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Emperor's Children is a higher chance than Halo being good.

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We got a donation, by the way, from Rolf for 10 solos, saying,

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I'm currently listening to Skaven Slayer and the beautiful part

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where we hear of the time-honored tradition of unaliving the messenger.

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God bless Colossus.

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I'm going to go with the

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unaliving the messenger, God bless Colin and his non-functional pancreas.

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Do you think anyone else's pancreas has been talked about as much?

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Considering it's a branding thing as well.

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Is that the last one, Eli?

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Yeah.

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What is our, do we have a next question of the week here?

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I think we do.

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We didn't write down how you want to phrase this, but it was essentially

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what you want to ask is which chaos God would you let yourself be corrupted by?

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Bear in mind.

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Should we say hashtag worship?

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So like, which would you pledge your worship to of the chaos gods?

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Yeah, hashtag worship.

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Again, give your reasoning.

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If you want to give a reason that's completely messed up within reason,

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YouTube comments, obviously, I'm not going to censor some things.

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You know, make, if you want to make it completely like ridiculous and funny,

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absolutely go for it.

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And I think without being said, we're going to head straight on into chaos corruption.

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But before we do one more thing, two more donations.

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We got a $5 donation from Jeremy Golden.

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Thank you very much.

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Jeremy says this is Eli's Emperor's Children Codex, Space Strong King.

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You've given me another, another year's worth of willpower.

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And Rolf has donated another $5 saying also which Primark will return next and

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why does Colin want it to be Russ?

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I like Russ.

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I just hate his children.

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I want Jagatai because I feel like Jagatai is a fun word where he's not

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going to influence the setting too much.

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He's just going to do his own thing and that'd be great.

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I just want him back.

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That's my problem with that.

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They could also, they could bring Corax back and then they don't have to

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progress any storylines at all.

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And they'll be ignored for the rest of the setting.

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Yeah, thank you.

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Thank you for the $5 scenario for Colin.

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You get one night with Morathi but you have to wipe your ass with a great book

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of grudges and every dwarf knows I'm in.

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That's a great comment.

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You get one night with Morathi but you die.

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I'm in.

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You're hunted for the rest of your life.

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Can we, do we see Colin's comment?

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Do we see Colin's comment in the chat below?

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Donkeyman's?

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Wow.

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I'm not even dignifying that by reading that.

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The thing is, you know what the first thing I thought of when it was like the

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idea of the reprisal, you know that meme of, is it Kevin Hart in the woman's

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arms and she's going pointing and it's just Colin in Morathi's arms and she's

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pointing at the dwarf like, leave my boy.

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Leave my brother alone.

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That being said though, today is perhaps the, you know, the false emperor, the

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emperor of mankind.

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Leave it.

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Disgusting.

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Heresy.

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You know what I mean?

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We hate that.

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That's right.

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It's cringe.

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That's right.

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I can't stand it.

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Cause today we're talking about the true pantheons, the, the chaos gods, all

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chaos gods and the corruption that spreads to you.

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So not just the chaos gods are, but basically we're talking about how it

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affects you.

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We're going to start off here with chaos undivided.

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Now this one might be a little bit shorter than the rest of them, cause

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it's kind of a bit generic, but chaos undivided is essentially exactly what

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it sounds like.

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It's all four of the main chaos gods, even in both the fantasy and the 40K

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setting, they are kind of a unified, eight pointed star that represents each

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god and their corruption can be sorted, boiled down to the general emotion of

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just the word like chaos itself.

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They are rebelling slash against order and all that kind of jazz.

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They have something called the primordial truth, which I will kind of get more into

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the end.

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That could be a really long topic, but I'm going to sum up quite a lot at the

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end of this section though.

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And they, their general corruption is more about the inevitability of chaos

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itself, you know, the corruption is its own kind of force and they are pretty

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much talking about the collective emotions of sentient thought.

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They are the representation of basically everything that's wrong with us.

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So yeah, Colin and his body pillows are...

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I don't own any body pillows.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Apologies.

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Please be accurate.

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I'm not going to say no.

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I'm not going to go into kind of all the history of the each chaos gods, because

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we're going to go through each of them at some point, we're going to tackle kind

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of more of like our ones that we sort of align to.

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But there's just an interesting thing about all the chaos gods is they have

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this neutral meeting ground.

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I can't remember the name of it.

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I don't know if the rest of the boys remember the name of this like space.

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It's in the war.

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I don't suppose it's the Forge of Souls.

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Might be similar to that.

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But there's essentially a meeting ground where it's just essentially the

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purest form of all chaos gods and they all get to meet together, have a bit of tea.

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And yeah, they pretty much just, that's the only kind of point in their history.

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Or the war policy doesn't really act like a normal timeline, but that's sort of

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where chaos is unified into one thing.

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And they basically make a plan, you know, the emperor, that guy's kind of, we

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don't like him, we're going to bend him over and try and enter.

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Don't know why I went that way with it.

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Yeah, that's more like, that's more Eli's thing with some Ash later.

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The general effects of the chaos, like general undivided chaos corruption.

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You can often, your skin will like gray, you can grow like horns and things.

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Everyone who's played Elden Ring and there's like the, is it the Omen kind?

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It's the ones where they're like, they're covered in horns, the foul Omen, I think.

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Sort of similar to that of people like Gross and things.

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I think it's the, who's the Elden Ring bosses who like they're covered in,

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there's more gop and yeah, the Omen's in like that.

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That's like a kind of good example of like how some like a normal average

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size human size, the dude is horny in the wrong way and their skin.

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Oh, Andy hasn't played Elden Ring.

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Apologies for the terrible reference there.

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Oh, pain.

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Warp energy around people, like just being corrupted by chaos, it sort of ruins.

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Everything around you, like things rust, the ground gets permeated and just the

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general senses sort of, it's almost as like pollution in a way.

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I was going to make a joke about my UK government polluting recently.

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There's like a whole thing about them, I don't want to say that.

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They'll really age this.

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And they're also sort of from a mental side of it, these people are mad.

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They're straight up crazy and they are enslaved to the general will of these

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chaos gods, sort of they embrace the worst emotions of each aspect of these gods.

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And they are obsessed with something called the primordial truth.

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I will get into this now.

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So just finishing on here with Undivided, an example of Undivided Corruption is

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good old disgusting rat being Lorgar.

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Sorry, I think I have a donation here by angry leprechaun.

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Thank you, says Vashor needs to ascend to godhood and bring Percy and the iron

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warriors into the fold, RIP, materium and immaterium.

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They're kind of, Vashor's a weird example, sort of like a dark mechanicum

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twisted out character and he's quite interesting, like visually.

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I don't know what they're going to, well as a time record, he's like, I'm a

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threat, but I've not done anything really bad yet.

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He mugged the dark angels and that was kind of it.

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We enjoyed that as well.

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So if I see a donation, just so you can be like, oh, look, look.

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So the story example, just like a brief finishing on Undivided here is good old,

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as I was saying, rat bag Lorgar or Aurelian.

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I hate this guy.

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The most in Warhammer.

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How dare you?

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Yeah, yeah, sorry.

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Sorry.

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I should look into about rats later.

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So I should exalt the rat.

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This guy doesn't even deserve to be a rat.

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This is the scum of the earth and Lorgar's the primarch of the word bearers.

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And his general story is when he was journeying with the demon Ingethel, who in the book,

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that thing is disgusting.

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They even say like, it's not a Nergal demon, but like the smell of it is horrific.

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And I liked that part.

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Ingethel guides Lorgar through his pilgrimage, through the warp.

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He basically shows him the history of the universe.

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Well, a quote unquote chaos version of the history of the universe.

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An avatar of Cain gets beaten down.

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Sorry, Colin.

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He just deserves it.

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He shows the fall of the Eldar.

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Eventually the Eldar get like, erased like a massive wave of flesh.

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It's pretty disgusting.

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And then he starts explaining what the primordial truth is.

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The primordial truth is essentially the unknowing slash universal truth about how

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sentient life creates the chaos gods, because all our emotions are rippling the warp.

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And this essentially creates them and we have like sort of a symbiotic relationship with them.

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They sort of explain as well, like our emotions in our purest form.

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So like anger, you know, ambition, life, or, you know, stagnation or sensuality, things like that.

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They are essentially, they're the best parts of ourselves and we should embrace those to the truest level.

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They also want to preach that extreme emotion is essentially the best form of worship ever.

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And accepting this inevitable truth that humans should have a symbiotic relationship with chaos

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and allow them to be like, binded with demons.

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This is like the primordial truth.

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And that's kind of undivided corruption.

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Some characters as well, like another thought thing is like Abaddon is kind of corrupted by chaos,

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but he just, again, they're not quite, they're quite generic.

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Unfortunately from a perspective in law.

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So they kind of preach it, approach corruption more from like a philosophical perspective.

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It's the standard.

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Yeah. They're like the, you know, this is the pasta and then all the other things can be sauce.

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So I think going up next, that will be Colin.

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Colin's going to mention something.

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Speaking of sauce.

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Speaking of something horrific sauce.

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Go ahead, Colin.

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Good old Nergal, grandfather Nergal, Papa Nergal, the universe's sweatiest armpit.

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It is gross.

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He smells.

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What's he all about?

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Pardon me.

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I'm pulling back up a little thing.

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I'm falling.

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He's, I was going to say he's about being the worst.

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That's not fair.

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I'm the horned rat.

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I can't have that.

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And that means I tell you Nergal's the worst.

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I'm not a fan of Nergal.

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I'm going to be real.

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I do not appreciate Nergal followers.

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No small amount in part because of dark tide ruining my runs, but that is what it is.

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He's in some ways, he's a nature God because, you know, he's the God of life, but he's

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that in the way cancer is life.

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His followers like to gaslight people to think he's a God of love, which he is a God of love,

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but as a quote, a Sander and Coda.

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My mom has yet to give me, you know, Ebola and she loves me.

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So, you know, not sure about Nergal's love.

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Don't think I want any of that.

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It's definitely a toxic relationship when you're with Nergal.

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His creation in fantasy, all the chaos gods just kind of always been there.

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None of them have a specific date.

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I believe in 40k it was, do fact check me if I'm wrong, but I believe it was roughly

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humanity's middle ages around the time of the Black Death.

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And as with the other four gods, the war in heaven allowed the conditions for him to be

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formed and a couple million years go by and he finally pops out around the time we're

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dealing with plagues all over the place.

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Pardon me.

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I'm getting a cold.

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As he...

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Nergal's blessings are helping him, right?

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Yeah, Nergal's blessings are really on the edge right now.

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It's not great.

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I'm just gonna be frothing at the mouth, I'm like, come on, this is why.

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He loves you.

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But yeah, so he's entropy, decay, the circle of life, only in the most disgusting way there

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is.

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That's what Nergal's about.

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He's corruption.

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It can be, it's usually, at least I've always felt, it's a slower thing.

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It's a bit of a slower burn.

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Like, he usually goes after people who, you know, they've fallen to despair and not really

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got much going for them.

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You know, you hear a little voice that says, hey man, just take a load off, everything's

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gonna be all right.

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Don't worry, we'll give you a new life.

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We'll make you reborn.

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And Typhus is just going, why is he?

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And then it's like, goes from this to this to then just like intestines and...

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I have a question.

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Is the litmus test like, you can no longer smell the horrific dying of something?

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Oh, it's just that scene where Mortarion wants.

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Yeah, when you're sitting there shitting your pants, you don't notice anymore.

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It's just that scene where Mortarion meets with Horus before they invade Terra and literally

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all the horus other than Abaddon just like, and they're just like being sick in their

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own hell.

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It's like, eww.

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It literally is that video of the kid, like the mom cooking and then the kid goes, oh,

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it smells like shit.

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And the mom's like, no, no it doesn't.

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Or is that scene in Metalocalypse Obscure references, it's like, oh, we're gonna have

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a puke tidal wave where like one of them pukes and they all stop.

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And then he's like, oh, blood puke.

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That would be a great name for a song.

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Oh, we did blood puke.

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Or like, what, that scene in the, do you guys ever see the Sandlot?

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No.

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No.

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A movie only I have seen?

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Holy shit.

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Have you seen Dune?

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Yeah, the first one.

495
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Okay, okay.

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We'll get in bed, I'll get in bed.

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At least some Al-Ghaib.

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As written.

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So you can no longer smell diarrhea as written.

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I'm the least Al-Ghaib of shit.

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Oh, Donkeyman USA thanks for the $5.

502
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,960
A choice for God.

503
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:58,960
Joy of 10 new well-written elder books or Dark Souls 2-2.

504
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,440
Dark Souls in a 2-2?

505
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,440
We already have that.

506
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,440
It's just Elden Ring.

507
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,440
Elden Ring is Dark Souls 2-2.

508
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:09,400
Or do you have Dark Souls 2 but with the lighting they showed off in the trailer?

509
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,480
I don't care about that.

510
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,480
I think the game looks fine.

511
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,960
Does the DLC count as a second?

512
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,920
The people who say that game looks bad are psychotic.

513
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,880
It doesn't look like a medieval fucking Renaissance painting come to light.

514
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,880
It's a good looking game.

515
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:22,880
Calm down.

516
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,880
It's just a bit clunky.

517
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:24,880
That's my only problem with it.

518
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,440
I'm saying, I don't know what he needs to calm down.

519
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,440
I'm getting heated.

520
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,440
I'm not doing corn.

521
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,440
I'm trying to do Nurgal.

522
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:35,120
I'm talking about Miyazaki's poisonous swamps right now.

523
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,120
Light town.

524
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,120
Yay!

525
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,680
Was it the Pox Walkers as well?

526
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,680
They are a perfect example.

527
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,960
It can happen in a couple different ways.

528
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,680
The slow way, like I was saying earlier, it's like little voices in your head.

529
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,760
Hey, you're perfect the way you are.

530
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,760
Calm down.

531
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,760
Don't worry about that state.

532
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,320
I'm sure it's fine.

533
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,880
You only need to shower once a month.

534
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:57,880
It's all right.

535
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,880
It's a little bit of a

536
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:05,120
It slowly transitions into getting more disgusting.

537
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,120
That's not Nurgal.

538
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,120
That's just me being abominable.

539
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,520
It's that whole thing of, oh, my back hurts.

540
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,520
My back hurts.

541
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,520
Oh, don't worry.

542
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,520
That gets better.

543
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,520
Oh, not feeling the pain anymore.

544
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,520
Oh, where's my spine?

545
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,520
It's like, yeah, see.

546
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,520
It's an improvement.

547
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,520
Promise.

548
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:26,520
It can also be Typhus's plague fleet shows up out of nowhere and dumps feces all over

549
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,520
your planet.

550
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:32,520
And then you've got like an entire hive of I didn't mean this, that grandfather.

551
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,920
I didn't mean I didn't want these kind of friends.

552
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,200
They buzz around and make noise.

553
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:41,520
And suddenly it's instant hive of plague bearers.

554
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:48,400
It's usually given the status of especially the Imperium, a lot of people kind of full

555
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,000
of despair.

556
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:56,120
Nurgal generally does not have that heart of a time getting himself some followers,

557
00:25:56,120 --> 00:26:00,040
and how miserable conditions are in the Imperium and 40K in general.

558
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,800
A lot of people end up turning to him.

559
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,320
They're also quite lighthearted to a strange degree.

560
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,320
Yeah.

561
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,320
Have you seen that?

562
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,080
There's an image of a guy who did an animation of a plague marine.

563
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,440
And there's just like this little nurgling in his guts, just kind of like rocking back

564
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,440
and forth.

565
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,440
He's like, I'm having a great time.

566
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,440
You're like, huh?

567
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,440
That's weird.

568
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,920
Nine out of 10, like pictures of his great unclean ones, his greater demons, they're

569
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,920
just they're having a great time.

570
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,920
They're laughing.

571
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:25,920
They're smiling.

572
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:26,920
Yeah.

573
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:31,920
Andy, I made a lore crimes, lore accurate chaos grid.

574
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:37,200
You want to pull that up?

575
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:44,480
I think also, wasn't it, I think with the whole despair, people find it weird with like

576
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,000
the whole like, why is Nurgal despair, but they're also happy.

577
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,640
I think, is it meant to be like they're so full of despair, like it goes full circle

578
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,040
into like the sort of mad like happiness, because there's nothing, there's nothing to

579
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,040
live for.

580
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,380
So they kind of go like, yay.

581
00:26:57,380 --> 00:26:59,720
It's like you've you've just accepted I've hit rock bottom.

582
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,360
I'm part of Nurgal's family now.

583
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,800
He's going to take care of me and everything will be OK.

584
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,440
It's like, it's like, well, you already hit bottom.

585
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,920
You might as well enjoy your time there.

586
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,400
And then it gets worse with disease and pass.

587
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,000
But you don't feel any of it.

588
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000
So cares really.

589
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Yeah, I don't.

590
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
I never.

591
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000
I mean, that's like, honestly, that's brilliant.

592
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,160
Honestly, I would worship Nurgal just because you don't.

593
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:29,080
Like, even though you're like you're covered in disease, like gross, parson, maggots are

594
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,360
falling out of your ears or whatever.

595
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,360
You just feel amazing.

596
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,520
You're just like, I just need my spa treatment.

597
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,000
Yeah, you don't really feel it.

598
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,080
That's the kind of benefit of that corruption really is like it's just positive for you

599
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,080
on the other end.

600
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,080
Is a.

601
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,080
Oh, sorry.

602
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080
No, I was.

603
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,080
And I was finishing up was ruffling.

604
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,840
No worries.

605
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:59,880
His realm in the warp is the Garden of Nurgal, which forgot of rot and decay and the never

606
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,760
ending entropy of life.

607
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:08,280
It looks probably about as you're imagining rotten forests, plains, rivers of pus, man,

608
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,440
that's disgusting to think about.

609
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,080
It's it sucks.

610
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,640
It's gross there.

611
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:19,160
Every now and then you can find Eldar statues of crystallized Eldar who tried to save their

612
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,960
goddess and did not work out so well.

613
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,200
It's I have some locations listed.

614
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,240
There's his the mansion of Nurgal.

615
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,280
You can even see it in Total Warhammer.

616
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,480
They get fight in front of him.

617
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:37,360
The campaign quest battles that no one plays because they're horrible.

618
00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,840
It's where he he lives personally.

619
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,960
There's what is it?

620
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,840
I just like this one.

621
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:55,560
The Hanging Gardens of Thus Borg in honor of the great unclean one thus Borg, who used

622
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,440
his own intestines to hang orcs.

623
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,240
I'm a big fan of that one.

624
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,240
Nice.

625
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,120
I kind of go when men they were finished.

626
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,120
They did that.

627
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,480
What's the game where you like you hop over the rope with like this and then they jump

628
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,480
rope hops.

629
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,480
Yeah.

630
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,480
Then they played hot scotch afterwards.

631
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,480
Like we won the battle.

632
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,040
It smells awful.

633
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,200
I just smell like shit.

634
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,200
Oh, yeah.

635
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,200
Absolutely.

636
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,200
Absolute rank.

637
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:30,000
But yeah, it's nasty.

638
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,040
Yeah, it sucks there.

639
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:40,280
And then at the at the center of the his realm is lies.

640
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,080
He's got his cauldron where he makes all his disgusting stuff.

641
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:48,560
And there's also, depending on the setting, one of two goddesses stuck in a cage.

642
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,440
In 40k, we have Isha, the elder life goddess.

643
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:59,160
And in fantasy, we have Shalaya, who's a same sort of healing goddess, just human.

644
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:03,960
He since they're goddesses, they can handle what he's throwing at him.

645
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:08,480
What the fuck is this?

646
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,480
It's real.

647
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,480
I'm sure you know it.

648
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,480
Who made that image in the discord, by the way?

649
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,480
Is that DJ?

650
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,480
Yeah, I was just making that now.

651
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,480
Farting on my roommate's door.

652
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,880
The amount of times I've heard you talk about that video.

653
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,840
It's been a couple of months.

654
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,120
If anyone here has not seen, type it into YouTube right now.

655
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,320
Farting on my roommate's door.

656
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,480
How's favorite video in all of existence?

657
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:41,400
Yeah, but yeah, in 40k, Isha's just been there forever.

658
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,620
Probably never getting out.

659
00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:44,000
We will never have free Isha.

660
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,080
We will never have that.

661
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:51,140
In fantasy, in the end times, they did break out Shalaya and replaced her with some random

662
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,140
priestess.

663
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,140
Damn.

664
00:30:53,140 --> 00:31:00,080
So I think it's safe to assume she's very dead by the time of Age of Sigmar.

665
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,640
No longer has his jar person.

666
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,640
They've got a thing with insects, don't they as well?

667
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,640
They do.

668
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,040
Yeah, there's a bit of an insect theme.

669
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,040
They're gross and disgusting.

670
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:16,920
So, I mean, he's got rot flies, the little plague drones.

671
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:22,880
Live mortarians, moth wings.

672
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,880
Flies are a big one.

673
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,880
There's moths too.

674
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,800
Not anything, and really anything just the take may take away.

675
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:33,280
Anything gross you can find in Nurgle's realm.

676
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,320
You don't get gross.

677
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:35,320
You only get gross.

678
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,360
You don't get like, oh, there's a Death Guard ladybird.

679
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,200
No, you don't get nice insects.

680
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,760
You get the ones that are like, yeah.

681
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:42,760
That's the rules.

682
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,760
You can't have a nice one.

683
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,440
So you won't get a beautiful butterfly.

684
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:51,520
You'll get butterfly wings that are purple and green and pus and yellow and they suck.

685
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,240
And the wings always have holes in them because of the aesthetic.

686
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,360
And they have those like worms.

687
00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:00,000
If anyone sees it, Kong, Skull Island, the one with the worms.

688
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Oh, God.

689
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Yeah.

690
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Horrifying.

691
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,480
Did anyone get terrified by that when they were young?

692
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,120
And they saw the guy's head get...

693
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,120
It's a King Kong movie.

694
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,800
I'm not expecting whatever that was.

695
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,760
God, that freaked me out.

696
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,640
And then just a little story example.

697
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,720
I took a story, not a character.

698
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:24,680
Is wanted to talk about the Eldar going to try and free Isha.

699
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,840
So there was a fart, there was a craft world.

700
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,840
There's a fart?

701
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:28,840
I was going to say farseer.

702
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:29,840
Because I'm scared of that.

703
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:30,840
Oh, there's a fart.

704
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:31,840
I cut halfway through.

705
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,840
It could have been better.

706
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,840
Was it on the door?

707
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,840
There was a fart door.

708
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:39,840
Yeah, in the garden of Nekl.

709
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:45,960
But yeah, there was a craft world that was under attack, but not under attack, but suffering

710
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:50,300
from some of Nurgle's plagues that he likes to share with the world.

711
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:55,320
And they heard tales that Isha was stuck in his garden.

712
00:32:55,320 --> 00:33:00,240
So they got their best, brightest farseers and projected themselves into his garden.

713
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:05,640
Now they showed up, they're creeping through trying to America their way through the Vietnamese

714
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,920
jungles that is Nurgle's garden.

715
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:14,520
When they are eventually spotted and for days straight are under just constant assault by

716
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,080
Nurgle's forces.

717
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,560
They burn them away with warped fire, more gum.

718
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,000
Same, repeat this for a few days.

719
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:29,720
The whole time their bodies in the real world are suffering from Nurgle's plagues, kind

720
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,960
of weakening them in the warp.

721
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:37,240
Eventually this reaches a point where their souls are fully cut off from their bodies.

722
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,440
So their mortal bodies die, their souls are now trapped in the garden of Nurgle.

723
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:48,200
And without any connection to reality to anchor them, they are turned by Nurgle himself into

724
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:53,240
living trees in his garden that he likes to walk down every now and then and enjoy the

725
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,240
horrible whaling coming out of them.

726
00:33:55,240 --> 00:34:00,000
And it is said that Isha looks at them and weeps for her children.

727
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:06,120
For all of those who think Nurgle's a fun, happy dude, no, he is not.

728
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:11,920
Or there's that one scene in the Plague Wars trilogy where I think he's like a dock worker,

729
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:18,120
like senior guy and the death guard just watch this guy like fold in on himself and like

730
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:23,760
all his skin spills out and then it like reforms and he's just like basically rotting and then

731
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,080
regenerating and rotting and regenerating and he's just like, like, cool man.

732
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,480
You're like, no thanks.

733
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,480
Not a fan of that.

734
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:32,480
No.

735
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,600
Typhus just stands over him jealous being like, you're so blessed.

736
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,920
Meanwhile, he inverts Anus for her.

737
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,920
Yeah.

738
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,640
Typhus is literally just there just being like, cool.

739
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:42,640
It's phone.

740
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:47,200
You know, you pull them out like a sock, like inside out.

741
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:51,560
And it's like it says it with like his body bloats first and like like pus and maggots

742
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,480
are coming out and then it just shrinks and then it's to the point where like his bones

743
00:34:54,480 --> 00:35:00,600
start cracking and his skin is like all dried up and diseased and it's like, uh, I guess

744
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,120
it's a hell of a story.

745
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,120
There was Nurgle.

746
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:08,400
It's a yeah, he's I like to think he's nice by the standards of the other three chaos

747
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,920
scouts, which is not a high bar.

748
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:16,120
Because speaking of, um, something that's going to really, well, I would say rub people

749
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,120
the wrong way.

750
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,200
Uh, Eli is going to talk about slanish now.

751
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,200
Slanish.

752
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:26,200
First we have a donation though from a Diacon.

753
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,280
Thank you for the 999.

754
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,800
Join stream late and restarted it.

755
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,400
Hello from the past question for all of you.

756
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,920
What would be something that each of you would like to see happen in 40 K that would cause

757
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,600
significant change?

758
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,680
Clone Fulgham come back, please, please.

759
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,120
And he can lead those primaris marines that are definitely empress children.

760
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,640
It's never going to happen.

761
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,560
I know it's never going to happen, but I can say it.

762
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,160
I think the main thing will be finding out what the Tyranids are running from.

763
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,920
And it just happens to be the Skaven.

764
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,200
Like before things were bad now.

765
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,760
And then it's just like that wave of them invading on all sides is actually supported

766
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:08,680
by an even larger wave outside of that Skaven just going Tyranids.

767
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,680
Yes.

768
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,680
Yes.

769
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:17,240
I think I would like almost like an equivalent of how like the horrors heresy itself was

770
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:23,440
more of a novel exploration rather than what we have in 40 K, which is it's a campaign

771
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:28,120
book that then is essentially supplemented with models and like law books that added

772
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,240
onto it to sort of enhance the campaign.

773
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:35,400
I'd rather just have a thing where like this is just straight up like a law journey.

774
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,920
Like again, like we, we, we law people over here.

775
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:38,920
We just want stuff.

776
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,400
You know what I mean?

777
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,720
I don't necessarily always have to have a model with my warhammer thing.

778
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:48,200
It's nice, but you know, that is pretty much what they did with the bad hub war.

779
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,480
It's not, it's not a novel for me.

780
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,480
No, it's not.

781
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,400
I wish they had bad hub war novels.

782
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,640
I can't believe they still don't, but yeah, it's an easy job.

783
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,360
This is the game's workshop moment.

784
00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,360
I don't know what you want.

785
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,480
What's it called Imperial armor?

786
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:06,200
They've got a couple of those, which kind of, I like books.

787
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,240
What about, uh, what are you calling?

788
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:13,600
What would you, what would you want changed?

789
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:20,000
Just about, uh, Oh, there's a lot there to that question.

790
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000
I'm sorry.

791
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,080
Just in general, the donation was, what would you add to this?

792
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,520
Oh, I missed the donation.

793
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:35,160
So I got really confused for the last 30 seconds.

794
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,040
Just kill a Primark in 40 K.

795
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,960
I don't care who just get rid of one of them permanently.

796
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:40,960
Real and true.

797
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:41,960
Actually.

798
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,640
Oh, did you, did you imagine like Korax going back and he's like, I'm back everyone.

799
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,640
And he dies in the same book.

800
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,640
Yeah.

801
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640
Look at this model.

802
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,640
They got the grot kamikaze pilot.

803
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:57,720
Is that the best model you've ever seen?

804
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,720
Thank you.

805
00:37:58,720 --> 00:37:59,720
Welcome to the Lord.

806
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,280
I'd like to change my answer.

807
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,640
Kill all Primarks and get rid of them.

808
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:07,440
Kill the mortal ones and turn like put the demon ones all in a test.

809
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,440
What a trace in test.

810
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:12,880
I honestly kill, I have Korax and Lord, I kill each other.

811
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:13,880
I hate Primarks.

812
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:14,880
Like it's the same result.

813
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:19,640
If you don't, I mean, so it's bring all the Primarks back to the 41st millennium.

814
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,920
You know, all those characters we've been building up for 30 years in real life.

815
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,680
They don't matter anymore because their dads are back.

816
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,000
I think Luton was right.

817
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,440
Let Dawn be dead.

818
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,440
Let Dawn stay dead.

819
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,440
Let all of them be dead.

820
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,440
Yeah.

821
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,040
It was cool when they were just like a myth and in legend and stuff.

822
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,040
I agree.

823
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,760
Now no one cares about Marnius Galgar because fucking Gilman's right there.

824
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:40,760
Why would I care about Marnius Galgar?

825
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,760
Gilman is cool though.

826
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,440
Yeah, I like Gilman a lot.

827
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:48,880
I don't like the fact that every Marine is now irrelevant if Gilman is involved in any

828
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,880
of this.

829
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:50,880
Yeah.

830
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:51,880
Yeah.

831
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:56,920
Like really grinds our gears, but some that's going to make our gears do something a bit

832
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,400
more naughtier than grinding.

833
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,400
Eli's going to mention.

834
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,400
What are we on about?

835
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,720
Are you saying Eli's going to lubricate our gears?

836
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:03,720
What's going on?

837
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,720
What's going on?

838
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,720
It is Slarnesh.

839
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,720
We need an adult.

840
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:07,720
We do need an adult.

841
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:12,720
Yeah, I'm getting distracted by all these cool old men.

842
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:23,880
Slarnesh is the youngest Chaos God, who as we know was born from the Eldar's debauchery.

843
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:29,260
The Eldar got so deviant and insane that they made their own Chaos God and it killed virtually

844
00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,400
the entire race.

845
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,160
We also have a donation from Managul1992 for $4.99.

846
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:36,700
Thank you very much.

847
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:38,880
As a fantasy lover, order Tide all the way.

848
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,880
Zinch is the best.

849
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,080
He actually screws Chaos to keep things going.

850
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,680
The only redeemable Chaos God.

851
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,440
If you say so.

852
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,840
I'm not a Zinch guy personally.

853
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,840
He sucks.

854
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:58,380
Anyways, Slarnesh is the youngest Chaos God, which is the only justifiable reason why she's

855
00:39:58,380 --> 00:40:02,720
not the most powerful one.

856
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:09,020
She's the God of access and pleasure and perfection and all things that feel nice and all things

857
00:40:09,020 --> 00:40:11,880
that feel bad.

858
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:16,760
Probably everything, which would make sense that she would be the most powerful Chaos

859
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:22,400
God because all the other Chaos Gods are their own aspects but in excess.

860
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,880
Khorne is excessive violence and murder and hatred and Nurgle is excessive sickness and

861
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,120
disease and blissful ignorance.

862
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,380
These are all Slarnesh type things.

863
00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:38,480
In my opinion, she should probably be the strongest Chaos God.

864
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,520
Keeper secrets are very Zinchi like as well.

865
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:47,320
But anyways, following Slarnesh usually starts out pretty slow.

866
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,360
You could go from a few angles.

867
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,000
Take the Emperor's Children Legion for example.

868
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,800
They are obsessed with achieving perfection.

869
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,440
To be fair, they probably wouldn't have fallen to Slarnesh if Fulgrim didn't pick up a sword.

870
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:05,640
But regardless of that, they follow perfection so far that eventually leads to Slarnesh because

871
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:11,600
she gives you the idea and the temptation that you can find perfection in her.

872
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:15,960
But in reality, you get down the line and you realize you've damned your soul to eternal

873
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:20,200
torment and that this perfection is something completely different.

874
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:25,080
But by the time you're corrupted, you see the Slarneshi corruption as real perfection

875
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:30,560
and it's just the ever-chasing idea of perfection trying to get there even though you never

876
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,560
will.

877
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:37,120
Slarnesh also brings a lot of pleasure so it starts out pretty normal.

878
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,640
Take your little pre-workout to the gym but then the more you take...

879
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,640
Other donation.

880
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,360
So N0 donation, thank you very much for the $5.

881
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,760
Thank you brother, thank you.

882
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,920
Thanks calling for that recent stream, Soulblight gonna be first AOS army.

883
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:52,920
Hell yeah.

884
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:58,520
I mean, at this point, DeSong gonna blame me for making irresponsible financial choices.

885
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,520
I am not held responsible for what other people do with their money.

886
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,960
I'm a fan of irresponsible Warhammer purchases personally.

887
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,760
Also that, yes, big fan.

888
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:15,560
I maybe might have thought I need to get my World Eaters army a little bit beefier and

889
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:21,080
so therefore he didn't want to buy Angraan so he bought Usharan and then he thought he

890
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:26,080
needed wings to make him a little bit more like an actual demon primate look.

891
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:29,720
So then he also bought the demon prince model just so he could take the wings from that

892
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:30,720
and put it on.

893
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:32,080
All right, halfway acceptable.

894
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:37,360
Now just get him to actually play Flesh Eater Quartz and it'll all be good.

895
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,780
Oh man, I wanna buy...

896
00:42:40,780 --> 00:42:43,920
We gotta stop talking about this before I make more purchases.

897
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,960
So basically, you start taking your...

898
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,900
You take your pre-workout for the gym, right?

899
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:54,520
And then it's okay, it's pretty good at first but then it starts to not work as well so

900
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,720
you buy a new pre-workout and this is a little bit more intense.

901
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:01,520
Then you go all the way down the line and essentially you're taking meth before every

902
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:06,340
workout and you're insane and that's pretty much Slynech.

903
00:43:06,340 --> 00:43:10,600
But eventually the meth doesn't hit either so you have to take super meth with chaos

904
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,560
dust and human beings blended into it.

905
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:14,560
So essentially it's...

906
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:15,560
Like a dozen cheeseburgers.

907
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:22,840
Yeah, it's a pursuit of pleasure and Slynech often blesses her servants with more ways

908
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,640
to experience pleasure.

909
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:29,560
So at first there's all these new experiences and it's just wonderful.

910
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,840
But then they dull over time just like any addiction in real life.

911
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,120
Things dull over time so you need more and more and more and more until eventually you're

912
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:42,160
mutilating yourself and you're surgically altering yourself so that you can hear sounds

913
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:48,160
ladder and then you can see wacky colors and you're adorning yourself in colors that hurt

914
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,160
to look at.

915
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,160
You're reaching new heights of...

916
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,160
Colors that hurt to look at?

917
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,160
Wow.

918
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,920
Yeah, that's my classic thing in the books where it's like Slynech Marines and they hurt

919
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,920
to look at it.

920
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:58,920
It's so intense.

921
00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,920
It's like there's...

922
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:00,920
Noisememnes.

923
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,960
I regularly go through King's Cross and outside of the station in the car park.

924
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:12,760
Most days there's this pink sports car that's just parked there and I pass it most days.

925
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,600
I'm like, that hurts to look at.

926
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,600
It's like that.

927
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,000
It hurts if it's a Ferrari and it's not red.

928
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
It's one of those sleek ones.

929
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
It's like fluorescent pink.

930
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,800
Ferrari actually has a...

931
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,960
You can't change the color of your Ferrari.

932
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,760
I'm pretty sure that's like an actual...

933
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,040
Or they'll sue you or something.

934
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,040
You mean they'll sue me.

935
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,040
It's my Ferrari.

936
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:33,040
He's not wrong.

937
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,040
He's not wrong.

938
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,720
We do have a donation here by Jeremy Golden.

939
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:41,360
He says, to everyone, what's your favorite Chaos unit, tabletop or not?

940
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:44,640
Eli, do you want to start off with that?

941
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,200
Noise Brains have always been my favorite.

942
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:51,520
Their models have been crying and lacking out, reaching out for an update for the last

943
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:52,520
10 years.

944
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,520
But it's coming.

945
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,520
It's coming, guys.

946
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,520
I swear, guys.

947
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,000
This next year it's going to be there.

948
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,040
This is going to be such a weird pick, but I like Chaos spawns.

949
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,280
Yeah, I can respect that.

950
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,280
I really like them too.

951
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,520
But the Vermintide version is not the current model.

952
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,520
Well, yeah.

953
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,160
Like the old art as well.

954
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:14,160
Vermintide, old art and Total War, the model for them is kind of whatever.

955
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,600
Good for its time, as not age too good.

956
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,600
Who are you, Andy?

957
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,600
Andy?

958
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,600
What's that?

959
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,920
Is it the Lord of Sculpt?

960
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:24,920
That gigantic...

961
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:25,920
Oh, yeah.

962
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,920
With the dick cannon.

963
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:27,920
That's fun.

964
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,120
I need to get one of those.

965
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,640
That's the last piece of my army because it's like 430 points or something.

966
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,640
My God, I need that.

967
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,360
Imagine you're playing a match and all of a sudden it's like, I've almost routed HAL's

968
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,320
forces and you just go, be that.

969
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,760
I was looking up what's good for a world eaters list and there's a guy who says you run three

970
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,720
Lord of Skulls and say...

971
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:57,280
That and the rest of it is just fodder and they just sit on point and they ruin your

972
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,600
bank and your time.

973
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,600
Another donation.

974
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,760
Thank you very much.

975
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:02,840
By Baneblade.

976
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,840
Thank you, brother.

977
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,360
Slenesh, the Chaos Gorder jars.

978
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,360
Oh no.

979
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:12,440
Also, gaming storyteller says he loves the Defiler model.

980
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,440
I agree.

981
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,440
It is an incredible model.

982
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:18,360
Also, if you remember Defi from many wargaming, shout out to that.

983
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,440
My childhood right there.

984
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:25,440
Also Zanzero says, how much for an Andy Metal playlist for 40k?

985
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,440
Is that something like me just making a playlist of songs I know?

986
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,640
I think because of the mask, they might give the...

987
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,640
Maybe it's like a slipknot.

988
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:37,640
Just put on Glory Hammer and there you go.

989
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:44,960
To be fair, I've always in the wee hours fantasized about making a 40k themed metal album.

990
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:46,440
I have ideas, but I'm not going to play it.

991
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,440
Well, there's a band called Korn.

992
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,440
Yeah, there's also like...

993
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,440
No use that they're...

994
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:54,600
There's another one that has a guy do the artwork who did the artwork for Classic Warhammer

995
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,600
and their songs about that, but yeah.

996
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,600
Yeah.

997
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,720
I think they're both, they're always what they're called.

998
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:06,440
My favorite unit is Possessed just because I like worldy, word bearer models looking

999
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,400
crazy, basically.

1000
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:18,360
We have a message from DJ Beasts that is not a nice memory, but he says, Slynessh 2D Minets

1001
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,360
1 Cup.

1002
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,360
Oh god.

1003
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:21,360
You fucking rat.

1004
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,360
No.

1005
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,360
Slynessh Nergal.

1006
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:24,360
Get him out of here.

1007
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,360
Get him out of here.

1008
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,360
God.

1009
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,360
I've never seen the video.

1010
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,360
I'm so blessed.

1011
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,360
I haven't either, but I know what it is.

1012
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,360
I can't think of the screwdriver as well.

1013
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,360
I've seen a ton of...

1014
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,360
No, I don't want to know what that is.

1015
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,360
Shut up.

1016
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,360
I've seen a ton of those t-shirts taking the mick out of it.

1017
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,360
It's just like, oh, you know.

1018
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,360
Hello, the gaming storyteller.

1019
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,360
Oh good.

1020
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,360
He's here for fucking 2D Minets 1 Cup, too.

1021
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,360
He's in there a while.

1022
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,360
Oh, Slynessh Nergal in the Slynessh collab.

1023
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:50,360
We have another donation from the man.

1024
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,360
Oh my god.

1025
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,360
$499.

1026
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:53,360
Thank you.

1027
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:54,360
I got into 40k after I watched Luke Skywalker.

1028
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,360
Oh my gosh.

1029
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,360
Drake Tadyville.

1030
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,360
Love the grim dark.

1031
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,360
What does that mean?

1032
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,360
I know exactly what it means.

1033
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:00,360
The rise from the eighth movie.

1034
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,360
I don't remember the name of it.

1035
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,360
I tried not to.

1036
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,360
That's not canon.

1037
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:04,360
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

1038
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,360
He drinks the blue things.

1039
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,360
That's fucking blue milk.

1040
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,360
It's more...

1041
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:12,360
I don't want to think about the Star Wars movies.

1042
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,360
Honestly, he's kind of low-key right.

1043
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,360
A lot of us shut off at that point.

1044
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,360
If that was a towel.

1045
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,360
Yeah, but you don't say...

1046
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,360
Shashu.

1047
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,360
But you don't drink...

1048
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:21,360
When you drink cow's milk, you don't call it tea milk.

1049
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:22,360
You just call it milk.

1050
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,360
Milk.

1051
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:32,000
Yeah, it's a lot to go like just having my more titty milk in the morning.

1052
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,720
When you're drinking almond milk, you don't call it nut juice.

1053
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:37,000
You call it almond milk.

1054
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:43,440
Well, I guess Sonnash would be right about Ali though.

1055
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,400
There's a question that I can answer.

1056
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,080
I guess he says, what music do you think the Necrons would listen to if they were coherent

1057
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,080
or narcissistic enough?

1058
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,080
They do have music.

1059
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,160
They're just really terrible at it.

1060
00:48:54,160 --> 00:49:00,520
And it's like in the book, the guy had a composure of music and I think Ultics described it as

1061
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,160
like metal clanging against each other and people screaming.

1062
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,160
It was just terrible.

1063
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,160
I feel like they'd be fans of Rammstein though.

1064
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,040
Even in the time of Flesh, they were really bad at it.

1065
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:16,120
The only art that they're good at is art that glorifies the din-assed essentially.

1066
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,240
So like big statues and paintings they're really good at, but everything else they suck

1067
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:20,240
at.

1068
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:24,680
The only kind of thing they'd be into in our music archive would be like Norwegian black

1069
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:28,320
metal where people are just going, oh, this is great.

1070
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,320
This sounds amazing.

1071
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:34,480
But anyways, back to Sonnash.

1072
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:41,600
Sonnash is not just the god of sex and drugs and yada yada that everyone kind of memes

1073
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:47,080
about it, but it is the true path to perfection and passion.

1074
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:54,600
So like pursuing poetry and music and bodily improvements, there's all things that can

1075
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,600
lead to Sonnash.

1076
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,840
She's kind of all the aspects.

1077
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:03,680
She's pride and lust and vanity and greed and gluttony all at the same time.

1078
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:07,400
She's the most like multi-dimensional chaos god.

1079
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:13,400
That isn't just one trick in my opinion, although GW usually doesn't do a great job at actually

1080
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,400
giving that justice.

1081
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,720
It is kind of in keeping with the idea of like, oh, I'm not just going to pick one thing.

1082
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:20,120
I have all these things I want to put in.

1083
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,120
Excess.

1084
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,120
There you go.

1085
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,120
Can I go on a small rant?

1086
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:25,120
Yes.

1087
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:32,160
There are two of the most infuriating to me sub-sex of people in the hobby.

1088
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:37,760
You have the one end who goes, Slash is only sex and fucking porn and blah and blah.

1089
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:43,460
And then you have the other group of people that goes, if you so much as think of a titty,

1090
00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:46,440
you don't actually know what Sonnash is about.

1091
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,600
You're both fucking stupid.

1092
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,600
It's both.

1093
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,600
It's everything in excess.

1094
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,600
Slash is all encompassing.

1095
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:56,400
Which is why she should be the strongest chaos god.

1096
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,880
You can have all that stuff, but it's probably also going to involve a car battery, a pizza

1097
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:04,520
cutter and all sorts of other things that you're like, oh, that's weird.

1098
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,320
And a first call debate live.

1099
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,360
Two donations here.

1100
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:09,840
Two donations.

1101
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,920
Thank you very much.

1102
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:16,600
One by BaneBlades says Necron's exclusively listen to Super Ghostbusters.

1103
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,800
Don't know what it is.

1104
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,800
I don't know.

1105
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,800
Don't even want to look that up.

1106
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,080
Another one by Anarian Targaryen.

1107
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,160
He says, hello guys, keep doing your work.

1108
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,160
Thank you, brother.

1109
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:31,640
I find it weird that there isn't a creation and destruction god.

1110
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,240
In Nergal doesn't count.

1111
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,480
He is Rot Colin your bed.

1112
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,360
What happened at the end of that sentence?

1113
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,360
It is full stop.

1114
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,160
It is full stop catching strays every day.

1115
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,800
I mean, Colin's kind of destruction.

1116
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:45,800
Jesus.

1117
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,640
I think the Katana more like that.

1118
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:48,640
The Katana.

1119
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:49,640
Yeah.

1120
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,200
And Malice is very destructy.

1121
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,280
I'm talking about Malice.

1122
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,280
Nobody can stop me.

1123
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,280
Harry, I think the main character.

1124
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,280
The old ones.

1125
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:04,560
I was just going to say the old ones allegedly created everything, but it's kind of like

1126
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:08,280
the creation of the universe in 40k is pretty up in the air, I'm pretty sure.

1127
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,320
I would say Harry Ballantine.

1128
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:18,640
I think the main Silanesh character in fantasy fell because he ate his dad.

1129
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,440
Wow.

1130
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:25,040
I know that Sigfald died because Dwarg beat him over the head then pissed on his grave.

1131
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,040
That's just so B.M.

1132
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:30,760
More else Sigfald, you fucking loser.

1133
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,160
Another one by a gaming storyteller.

1134
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,160
Thank you, brother.

1135
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:35,160
Thank you.

1136
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,160
Opinions on Lucius the Eternal.

1137
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,320
I fucking hate the guy myself, but you're such a well written asshole.

1138
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,360
I hope he explodes.

1139
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:46,720
You hate him so much because he's really irredeemable.

1140
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:47,720
Not a single good...

1141
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,600
I mean, Saul Tarvis.

1142
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,160
I just kind of wish he had...

1143
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,000
I wish he just kind of had an objective.

1144
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,240
Like, Armin's got his whole, I'm just going to try this rubric one more time.

1145
00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:02,560
Yeah, and Tom's like, I'm stuck in that I'm a mad lunatic and there's no escape.

1146
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:06,920
Typhus is kind of just being a pest, literally.

1147
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,880
I wish Lucius had a bit more of like, oh, I should have a goal, but instead he's just

1148
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,920
kind of going, oh, I'm here.

1149
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,560
Chop, chop, chop.

1150
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:20,480
I want to duel people, but my gimmick is I have to lose for my gimmick to happen.

1151
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,400
So the writers make me lose all the time so that my gimmick can happen.

1152
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:28,040
And it's just like this perpetual terrible state of existing.

1153
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,320
To be fair, that's just a problem with any character who can respawn.

1154
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,440
You could kill them forever and it means nothing.

1155
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:34,440
Yeah.

1156
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,280
And then they break the rules with the two, like get with the Necron guy and stuff.

1157
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,280
Oh, it's so silly.

1158
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,280
I do like Lucius though.

1159
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,880
I have an idea of him one day charging headlong towards the lion.

1160
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,080
Like, this will be a good fight and lion's going to kill him and not fear anything.

1161
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,880
And then one of his men goes, let me my lord.

1162
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:47,880
He's like, no.

1163
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,880
And then he kills him and then he resurrects.

1164
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,200
It's like, just being a nuisance.

1165
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,560
What about Sinesha's realm though?

1166
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,080
Because I bet that is crazy.

1167
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,960
Yeah, it's cool.

1168
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:04,960
In all the Demon Codexes since like 5th edition, there's a little short story of the Silver

1169
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,600
Knight which I always splooge over a little bit because it's a really good story.

1170
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,840
I even have a video where I just read it.

1171
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:15,520
But he kind of wanders through the Sinesha's realm.

1172
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,920
Sinesha has six circles in her realm.

1173
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,320
There's no guards and there's no soldiers or anything.

1174
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:25,900
But each circle in her realm will tempt you in a different way until you get to the middle.

1175
00:54:25,900 --> 00:54:35,000
So first is the circle of greed and I believe then is gluttony, lust, adoration and achievement

1176
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,600
is like pride and vanity I guess.

1177
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:42,840
And then the excess of sloth.

1178
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:44,600
That's what it is, sloth.

1179
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:49,080
And then finally the palace of pleasure is where you meet Sinesha.

1180
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:53,440
In this short story, the Grey Knight goes through all these circles and as I said, they

1181
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:55,480
all tempt him in a different way.

1182
00:54:55,480 --> 00:55:00,520
Here's the one where the lust one is all these beautiful nibs striding around and there's

1183
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,840
perfume in the air, it smells really nice.

1184
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,880
You just want to stop and do all that stuff.

1185
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:11,320
But then he sees somebody else there and he sees the truth of it and it's kind of like

1186
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,240
little flash and it's the scary demons and the horrible things.

1187
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:18,120
That really does encompass what Sinesha is on the outside.

1188
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:22,400
She's beautiful and perfect and everything you ever wanted.

1189
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:27,720
But on the inside, when you get everything you really wanted, you realize how big of

1190
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:31,080
a mistake you've made and all the terrible things you had to do to get there.

1191
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:36,280
And it's very kind of a reflection of what happens in real life quite often.

1192
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,160
Then the circle of gluttony.

1193
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:45,200
It's a big ocean of wine and there's giants bent over and there's bone bridges going

1194
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:49,720
from the giants and on these giants backs there's these tables with the most greatest

1195
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:51,640
feasts you'll ever see.

1196
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:55,080
Little sloth is like this beautiful beach paradise in the air.

1197
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,960
It just makes you sleepy and you want to rest.

1198
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,600
You made it so far.

1199
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:03,480
There's the vanity circle where it's this nice beautiful forest and you look into the

1200
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:08,720
glade into the pool there and you see everything you ever wanted.

1201
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:11,640
People adoring you and cheering you on.

1202
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:15,540
But then you look to the side and you see that the vines slowly creep around you and

1203
00:56:15,540 --> 00:56:19,360
grow on you until you are stuck there forever.

1204
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:22,120
What did I miss?

1205
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,400
Let's see.

1206
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:29,760
The first one is the richest one and it's just like stacks on stacks of gold like ruby

1207
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:34,560
roads and beautiful gold statues and gold coins all over the place.

1208
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:40,640
But if you take even a single coin from that circle, you'll be stuck there forever trying

1209
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,120
to grab more and more and more until it all falls out of your pockets and you have to

1210
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,320
try again eternally trying to gather up gold.

1211
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:50,960
It's quite Dante's Inferno, isn't it?

1212
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,160
Yeah, it's very Dante's Inferno.

1213
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,080
We did have a donation, I think, as well.

1214
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,080
Oh, the vote thing's in the way.

1215
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,080
I can't read it.

1216
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,080
I can read it.

1217
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,080
It's by Dayacon.

1218
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:01,080
Dayacon.

1219
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,080
For $9.99.

1220
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:12,320
He says, would you rather spend a week in Comorah or for the rest of your life once

1221
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,800
a day having to randomly do the entire PESA test?

1222
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:18,800
One of his own guys saying, down.

1223
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,800
Up.

1224
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:20,800
Included.

1225
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:21,800
Beamed into your brain.

1226
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:22,800
It's better than dying.

1227
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,800
I mean, nah, put me in Comorah.

1228
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:30,040
I'll be a chair for a week.

1229
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,040
Just be useful.

1230
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,040
They'll leave you alone.

1231
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,040
Meraki will not sit on your car.

1232
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,040
You never know.

1233
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,040
I could dream.

1234
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,040
And then Targaryen as well.

1235
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,560
Halo Procursor equals Warhammer Old One.

1236
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:42,560
Thoughts?

1237
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,560
Precursors, Mog.

1238
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,560
My reasoning, I like Halo more.

1239
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,560
Behold.

1240
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:50,280
The Forerunners are kind of like the old ones though, right?

1241
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:51,280
If I'm not mistaken.

1242
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:52,280
No, those are the precursors.

1243
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:53,280
That's different.

1244
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:54,280
Yeah.

1245
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:58,040
The Forerunners were around with humanity at the same time, but then there was like

1246
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,640
some strange, we're going to devolve you.

1247
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,360
And then the humans are like, huh?

1248
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:07,320
To be fair, the humans did start burning down Forerunner worlds.

1249
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,320
They deserved it.

1250
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,320
We never knew that in real life.

1251
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,320
They didn't.

1252
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:13,720
I mean, it was because of the flood.

1253
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,520
It wasn't without reason, but you know, they also didn't tell the Forerunner the flood

1254
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:18,520
were a thing.

1255
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,520
Yeah.

1256
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,120
Shout out to the Halo show for ruining the flood.

1257
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,120
Yeah.

1258
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,240
The Halo show for ruining the flood.

1259
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:29,720
Reach happened off screen and Master Chief is allergic to his armor.

1260
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:30,720
Wow.

1261
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,520
That is just so depressing.

1262
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:39,200
But anyways, the champion of Slynessh is Lucius the Eternal.

1263
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,040
The Primark is full of them, obviously.

1264
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:45,080
I don't like the issue with all of the Chaos Gods, the moment you give into Chaos, you're

1265
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:49,360
a slave and it's over and it's like, it's literally never worth it to give into Chaos,

1266
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:53,520
which is like the faction has no redeeming qualities, unfortunately.

1267
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:56,200
Nobody wins ever during in Chaos.

1268
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:00,200
You damn your soul for eternity to eternal torment and servitude instead of going to

1269
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,200
Emperor Heaven.

1270
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:07,400
So yeah, you, you, you know, you stick it to the man, but come on.

1271
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:08,400
So don't.

1272
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,200
Yeah, Fulgrim has a four armed Emperor worshiper.

1273
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:16,520
Hey, four armed Emperor is for real, for real.

1274
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:22,000
Fulgrim kind of just sits around all day and feels good.

1275
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000
And that's it.

1276
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,000
That's the, that's what Fulgrim's doing.

1277
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:30,160
Yeah, you kind of explained earlier about how their sense is like ridiculously heightened.

1278
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,080
I can see more colors.

1279
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:33,080
Yeah.

1280
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,520
And I guess, yeah, there's, there's like the good side.

1281
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:39,040
Slaneshi champions and corrupted people are usually really fast.

1282
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,360
And then anything that they were pursuing earlier, they'll be really good at it.

1283
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:46,240
So, but yeah, the whole Slaneshi thing is usually like glass cannon, but also at the

1284
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:50,640
same time on the tabletop, they usually have fulmal pain because, you know, they enjoy

1285
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,520
the pain, the pain feels good.

1286
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,960
So they're also tough and really fast.

1287
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,240
So you know, take your pick, I guess.

1288
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:02,200
But Lucius the Eternal, it's been a while since I've read his book, but essentially

1289
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:09,920
he got corrupted in the Horus heresy after losing an unfair fight to Logan.

1290
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:14,420
He won that, he won that fight by the, or whatever, after Logan punched him in the face.

1291
01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:17,000
And then, you know, he goes to the Leren temple.

1292
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:22,720
I think he shows up there and he's corrupted instantly, which sucks, but you know, and

1293
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,960
then he starts scarring in his face.

1294
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,960
And before this, he was like, he was their best duelist.

1295
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:32,400
And now he's so obsessed with the, you know, being the perfect duelist, every time he makes

1296
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,440
a mistake, he cuts his face.

1297
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:39,640
And so eventually he's just a scarred mess and Shadokan, Shadokan kills him in the end.

1298
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:43,400
And then, you know, Shadokan turns into Lucius and, you know, starts the cycle of Lucius

1299
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:47,840
the Eternal because his whole gimmick is that whenever you kill him, if you feel any pride

1300
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,640
over the act at all, you will-

1301
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,240
Shadokan doesn't transform, does he?

1302
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,680
Because he kills him before he's the chosen.

1303
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:57,880
And then it's like, oh, he gets resurrected and we don't know.

1304
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:02,160
Shadokan killing him starts the whole, and then he will resurrect.

1305
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:06,520
But Shadokan, as in like, the Shadokan doesn't feel an emotion when he kills him.

1306
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:11,160
Because Sonesh liked that, it set the rule of like, you can only be killed by someone

1307
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,160
like him.

1308
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,560
And then, yeah, so then this went, that's not a bad idea.

1309
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:15,560
Okay, I see.

1310
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,560
Yeah.

1311
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:17,560
So, yeah.

1312
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:22,160
So whenever you kill him, if you feel any pride at all, even if you were like indirectly

1313
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,080
linked with it, then he will-

1314
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,080
Like the mind.

1315
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:29,000
Yeah, take over your body and you'll turn into Lucius in like an agonizing process.

1316
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:37,000
You cannot tell me the servitor making minds of high-fledged Forgeworld sub-level 8 trillion

1317
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,600
felt any pride in the matter.

1318
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,600
Okay.

1319
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:40,600
Hang on, Colin.

1320
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:41,600
It's a fair point.

1321
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:46,080
If the guy who was making the hand grip of the bolter that killed Lucius by accidentally

1322
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,520
discharging, that's a valid...

1323
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:53,520
If he found pride in making that grip, this is valid.

1324
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,640
I guarantee you that dude was a servitor.

1325
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,520
He does not have pride because he's been a lobotomized.

1326
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:05,800
Yeah, unfortunately, GW takes the worst scenarios and makes it... which is why everyone hates

1327
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:10,220
him because GW writes him in these ridiculous scenarios that shouldn't work and then they

1328
01:02:10,220 --> 01:02:14,200
break all the rules of the rules that they set earlier for his whole gimmick.

1329
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:18,920
And then like the guy resurrects out of a Necron with no soul for Pete's sake and I

1330
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,920
don't know.

1331
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:21,880
Should just have a dreadnought just sit on him.

1332
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:26,720
Well, they just have him win, which he does win a lot to be fair.

1333
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:27,720
He is pretty goaded.

1334
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:33,120
During the Dropside Massacre, he won V10s all by himself and he wins.

1335
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:37,840
He is actually really good and he kills a lot of champions, but GW likes to put him

1336
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:44,640
in goofy situations and just stick it to the man, I guess.

1337
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,680
He has the lair blade, which is kind of a fun little fact.

1338
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:51,240
He carries the original lair blade that corrupted everybody.

1339
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,360
And he has the Lash of Torment, which is like a demon lash thing that's connected to his

1340
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,360
arm now.

1341
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:59,840
He has a stimulant pack that just pumps him full of the good stuff.

1342
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:03,560
And his armor of Shrieking Souls, all the swirling faces on there are the souls that

1343
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,160
he's taken over and been turned into.

1344
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:13,540
So yes, every face on his armor is one time he lost a fight, but it does damage to whoever

1345
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:16,160
damages him and it's a fun little thing on the tabletop.

1346
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,480
And he still has no updated model, even though Armin Typhus and Karn got updated 10 years

1347
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:23,240
ago, and I'm going to keep seething and coping for the rest of my life.

1348
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:27,640
Well, you see, the slush was born from the Eldar, which means she's never allowed to

1349
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,760
have updated models.

1350
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:33,960
But they saw that people liked slush, they updated them in Age of Symmar and they look

1351
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:34,960
amazing.

1352
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,960
Yeah, well, it says Age of Symmar is allowed to have fun.

1353
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:41,240
But you just said about how unlikable Lucius is and everyone's like, oh, it's bullshit.

1354
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:44,240
Yeah, that's why he's not getting a model.

1355
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,040
My favorite, my beloved.

1356
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:51,760
He is fun to use on the tabletop, even though he has no actual like eternal rule.

1357
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:56,920
But usually like his old rules were the difference between your weapon skill and his weapon skill.

1358
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:01,600
He got that many extra attacks and he had like weapon skill seven or eight, I think.

1359
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,360
So he was a pretty good duelist.

1360
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,640
You know, take your pick.

1361
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:09,640
How are you going to say?

1362
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:10,640
Do you remember?

1363
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:11,640
I think I forgot.

1364
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,640
Sorry, sorry.

1365
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,480
No, it wasn't that important.

1366
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:17,520
Like two more or one more example.

1367
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,560
I was trying to find the name of the war band.

1368
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,400
I was looking through the codex, but I couldn't.

1369
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:22,400
I don't remember what they're called.

1370
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:26,840
They're on they're on around Cadia during the 13th Black Crusade.

1371
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:31,800
And they're like, they're blessed by Selesh and they have good military tactics that actually

1372
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:33,960
organized and not completely insane.

1373
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,640
And they're like, they don't show anybody they never take off their armor because nobody's

1374
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,880
worthy of seeing they're like perfect sculpted physiques.

1375
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:45,320
And so I kind of imagine when they do take off their armor, they like Jojo characters.

1376
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:48,640
Do they have like a logo because I might have made it?

1377
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:49,640
Yeah, they do.

1378
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,920
I just like sons of excess or something.

1379
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:53,360
I don't remember.

1380
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:55,440
But their dreadnought guy is pretty cool.

1381
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:56,440
They have a dreadnought chapter.

1382
01:04:56,440 --> 01:05:01,600
Now, I'm pretty sure that might be them.

1383
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,480
So they're dreadnought chapter master.

1384
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:06,600
You think, you know, you want to be able to feel pleasure and stuff as a dreadnought.

1385
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:10,600
But when he opens up the sarcophagus, all of his nerve endings are like hanging out

1386
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,760
of his body so that he can feel it.

1387
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:13,760
Oh, yeah.

1388
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,440
It's just it's it's brutal.

1389
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,080
But Sigvold also shout to Sigvold.

1390
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:24,760
Sigvold, the magnificent, is so beautiful that not even the ground is worthy of touching

1391
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:25,760
his feet.

1392
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:26,760
So he hovers off the ground.

1393
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:28,360
I think that's so awesome.

1394
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:32,640
I think my favorite bit of lore is he burned down a Bretonnian city solely because a bottle

1395
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:36,440
of wine they made like 200 years ago was not to his liking.

1396
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:41,960
So he showed up and torched the place.

1397
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:42,960
That guy gives him credit.

1398
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:43,960
He is winning Slaanesh.

1399
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,080
Yeah, he gives him anything he wants.

1400
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:48,080
Aseltchaps, baby.

1401
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,280
Look at that model.

1402
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,560
He also has such a cool model.

1403
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:54,640
I have a he's in the he's in the container right there.

1404
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:55,640
Oh, yeah.

1405
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:56,640
He's painted like full.

1406
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:57,640
AOS model.

1407
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:58,640
Yeah.

1408
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:03,680
I'll pull it out even though the camera went.

1409
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,320
Pretty much it's pretty much Slaanesh from what I from what I can tell.

1410
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:10,080
I spent so long since I've read a chaos book.

1411
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:13,280
You can't you can't see much of him, but my friend painted him and he looks really, really

1412
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:14,280
nice.

1413
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:15,280
I don't know how to make this camera.

1414
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,280
Oh, here you go.

1415
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:17,280
Yeah.

1416
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,280
Yeah.

1417
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,280
It is Sigvold.

1418
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,560
It looks like empress children colors.

1419
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:22,560
Yeah.

1420
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:23,560
Sweet.

1421
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:26,840
So I'd use them as like a proxy for a demon prince.

1422
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:31,320
What does Sigvold eat?

1423
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,920
He ate one of his family members.

1424
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,760
I just think containers just gave me a baby brother or something.

1425
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,720
He is in the container.

1426
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:48,520
Oh, is so his dad kicked him out because Sigvold kept eating people.

1427
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:50,520
The then Sigmar.

1428
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:54,320
No, that's Sigvold killed him when his dad went to sleep.

1429
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:59,680
He just left the job with the jaws of Slaanesh.

1430
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:06,040
The I like the age of Sigmar like little trailer for Sigvold.

1431
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:10,960
He was in his like celebrity trailer in the war pretty much talking about like how pretty

1432
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,240
he looks and stuff.

1433
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:13,720
That was fun.

1434
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:15,960
Well, that was horny.

1435
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:21,520
But the next one's a little bit more angry because I think Andy's gonna be mentioning

1436
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:25,920
corn, the most recognizable chaos, corruption and God.

1437
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:29,960
Corn, corn, corn flakes.

1438
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:30,960
Yeah.

1439
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:31,960
Angry.

1440
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,000
Well, here's the thing.

1441
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:41,520
Eli mentioned earlier that Slaanesh has a hell of a lot of variety and stuff.

1442
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,760
Not so much with corn.

1443
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:47,840
Corn has just one thing and we all know the quote, blood for the blood God, skulls for

1444
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:50,440
the skull throne.

1445
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:54,180
He's a big mighty lad covered in heavy plates of armor.

1446
01:07:54,180 --> 01:08:01,240
He sits upon a throne made of skulls within the sea of blood, within the bloody sea, among

1447
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:07,120
the mountain of skulls, within the planet of scully blood stains and skulls and blood

1448
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:12,600
and blood and and that's basically just corn.

1449
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:18,280
It's just anger, skulls, blood killing, violence.

1450
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:22,400
I mean, people give worship to him whether they want to or not.

1451
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:28,720
So while there are corn ate berserkers and world eaters who just go, oh, I'm gonna go

1452
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,960
skin this child and corn's like, fantastic.

1453
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:37,480
At the same time, people can unwittingly, for example, if you're a primitive tribe in

1454
01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:46,000
some bumble fuck planet somewhere in the Imperium, if you're gonna go hunting, corn likes that.

1455
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:50,380
If you're gonna go beat your neighbor's head in with a rock, corn likes that.

1456
01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:55,440
So even to an extent, the Space Marines by committing acts of violence are kind of empowering

1457
01:08:55,440 --> 01:09:00,080
the God of violence and killing.

1458
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:04,660
The duality of the Chaos Gods does mean that he has some good qualities.

1459
01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:08,320
For example, he'll never stab you in the back is the classic one.

1460
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:10,800
He doesn't like people being sneaky.

1461
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:15,120
He doesn't like, you know, any subterfuge.

1462
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:18,960
Worshippers of corn typically don't like any psychic powers.

1463
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:19,960
They don't like bolters.

1464
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:21,560
They don't like ranged weapons.

1465
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:25,000
There's one of the Hammer and Balter episodes.

1466
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:29,480
The Sororitas are defending a temple and these corn ate berserkers are rushing in and one

1467
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:34,400
of them points a gun and one of the other ones cuts his hand off and goes, no, no guns.

1468
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:37,440
And then I think he kills him because he's like, you're not a true, you're not one of

1469
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:38,440
us.

1470
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:41,400
You're using a filthy ranged weapon.

1471
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:42,400
They hate campers.

1472
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:43,940
They just detest campers.

1473
01:09:43,940 --> 01:09:47,480
Go in with the knife, back attack.

1474
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:50,400
It's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 lobbies.

1475
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,200
I don't remember this back in the day.

1476
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:53,200
Was he using his riot shield?

1477
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:56,200
I don't know what the fuck he was using.

1478
01:09:56,200 --> 01:10:02,960
Sorry, I need to change my mic to the webcam to get the RFID.

1479
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:07,360
Corn's way cooler in fantasy, in my opinion.

1480
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:13,520
He's a fun chap to an extent, but he's kind of dull in others because here's the thing,

1481
01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:17,480
he's so one dimensional and you'd think he would be.

1482
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:20,240
What can you say other than he likes a good fight?

1483
01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:21,440
He likes blood.

1484
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:23,160
He likes skulls.

1485
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:27,560
You know where you stand with him, but that's kind of all there is to him.

1486
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,840
Where he lives is basically just any level from the Doom remake.

1487
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,120
Just, oh, it's red.

1488
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:39,080
There's like dust and fire and brimstone and blood and people are screaming.

1489
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:40,480
More traditional hell, isn't it?

1490
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:41,640
Yeah, it's just hell.

1491
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,840
He's basically just big space Satan.

1492
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:54,920
I think in Warhammer Fantasy, he's got, to be fair, all these things that I say about

1493
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,920
the good aspects of the Chaos Girls, I've heard since I was like 10 years old, but I

1494
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,960
never knew where people actually got this idea from.

1495
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,240
Maybe I'm completely wrong.

1496
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:05,640
But in Warhammer Fantasy, I think he's a lot more about the killing.

1497
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:11,240
Yeah, but he's also a lot about self-improvement and honor and pride in your work.

1498
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:13,360
He's like any of those fitness influencers online.

1499
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,400
He's just like, you need to get up at six in the morning.

1500
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:19,840
You've got to go bed at seven in the morning so that you can go to the gym at four in the

1501
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:20,840
mornings.

1502
01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:21,840
Like hang on a minute.

1503
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:24,280
Don't pay for your kids to be in first class.

1504
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,880
They need to go into economy like the losers they are.

1505
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:30,440
They're not up and rising grinding at the age of eight.

1506
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:32,560
He'll give you the strength to kill a giant.

1507
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,240
You need to prove you can do it first without it.

1508
01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:36,240
Yeah.

1509
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:39,200
I think in fantasy, he's probably the best god to go with.

1510
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:42,680
By the way, we got a donation from Bert.

1511
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:43,680
Thank you.

1512
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:44,680
Vedamir.

1513
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:45,680
Thank you.

1514
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:49,320
For five euros saying, why you should choose Korn.

1515
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:50,800
You get the best speech.

1516
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:54,420
Faithful, enlightened, ambitious brethren.

1517
01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:56,040
In but a decade.

1518
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,000
Few mere swipes of the pendulum.

1519
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,000
I like that.

1520
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,000
I'm a big fan of that.

1521
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,840
As a riot, Kyra's speech.

1522
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:09,160
I do like, I have a quote here from Ergathon of the Skulltakers who just says, they're

1523
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,760
there is no peace.

1524
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:13,480
There is only time wasted between battles.

1525
01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:17,160
It's always about the grinds at heart, guys.

1526
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:22,280
CJB says pay for your kids to go into cargo so they can work their way to first class.

1527
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:23,280
Exactly.

1528
01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:29,680
So yeah, all the gifts that you can get from Korn are pretty standard, but they're no

1529
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,520
less impressive.

1530
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:32,520
You're going to be stronger.

1531
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:33,520
You're going to be faster.

1532
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:38,800
You'll be able to be like, I can take a bolt around to the face possibly and still live.

1533
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:41,200
That's kind of cool.

1534
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:44,000
The more you murder, the happier you get.

1535
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:48,640
At a certain point, you'll become like a frothing maniac.

1536
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:54,120
And every time you kill someone, you might be like, ah, that's quite a nice relief sensation.

1537
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,600
Oh wait, and then you're going back to like slaughtering people.

1538
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:58,600
You get a swole though.

1539
01:12:58,600 --> 01:12:59,600
You get a swole.

1540
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,600
You get gains.

1541
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,600
That's why Eli's like, oh.

1542
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:06,600
Korn is literally the meme of, man, I need to get back in shape.

1543
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,080
I might go to prison just for a bit.

1544
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:13,840
Well, I got fucked up myself.

1545
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:18,160
Korn is like the J. Cutler, Ronnie Coleman type 300 pound bodybuilding.

1546
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:21,680
And Slenesh is like, you know, your classic Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1547
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:25,080
I would say Slenesh is that.

1548
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:29,560
It's more, you know, river dancing meat mess.

1549
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:34,080
I'm just like a parent to like how jacked you're getting.

1550
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:37,000
Because it's Slenesh and Korn are both going to get jacked.

1551
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,000
You're pretty sculpted as Slenesh.

1552
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:42,680
But you'll be like, yeah, you'll be like a perfect Zika's.

1553
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:47,920
It's the difference between the bodybuilder build and the sumo wrestler build.

1554
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:52,320
We got another donation from Captain Firespitter.

1555
01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:54,600
Hello my friend, welcome back.

1556
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:58,000
It's very difficult taking the Chaos God seriously sometimes.

1557
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,760
Korn got whoopee cushioned.

1558
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:05,280
Change got outsmarted by a little girl, a Nergal hit by Arson over his plague lilies.

1559
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,280
Yeah.

1560
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:11,400
Yeah, Chaos will never win anything because if Chaos wins anything then GW has to win.

1561
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:12,400
That's the thing.

1562
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,120
Yeah, Chaos will never win anything.

1563
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:16,520
Hey, Eli, what happened to Warhammer Fantasy?

1564
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,520
Where is it?

1565
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:19,800
Yeah, well that's why they don't win.

1566
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:20,800
Yeah.

1567
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,200
Also, yeah, they don't want to win a game, which is why joining Chaos is dumb, because

1568
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:28,240
Chaos don't want to actually, you know, completely beat the...

1569
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:31,400
They just want to fight the great game for all of eternity.

1570
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,400
Champions want to win.

1571
01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:38,400
And they'll never give you, like, the full extent of what you want.

1572
01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:40,560
You're like, I want to be the most powerful thing in the universe.

1573
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:45,200
They'll be like, I can get you part of the way, but they'll hold out on like the last

1574
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,200
stretch.

1575
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,880
Even if you get really strong, they'll be like a bit...

1576
01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:49,440
They'll be like, come on, keep working.

1577
01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:51,440
It's the classic reality of, you know...

1578
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:52,440
Come on, wagey slavey.

1579
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:57,360
Yeah, you'll always want more if all you care about in life is like pursuing power or wealth

1580
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:02,120
or stuff like that, you know, to be first, you must be last, all that stuff.

1581
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:04,120
When we come...

1582
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:05,120
Coming back up.

1583
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,560
The best god to worship is Boingob.

1584
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,600
The best god to worship is Boingob.

1585
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:12,600
Boingob.

1586
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:18,360
Boingob slowly makes you more round and bouncy and eventually very rotisserie.

1587
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:22,280
So he's the god of early 30s to late 40s.

1588
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:24,720
Yeah, for how?

1589
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,560
I remember my early 30s.

1590
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,280
I'm not returned yet.

1591
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:35,480
Is there a story you particularly think is a great example of chaos or cornate corruption?

1592
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:40,560
I mean, the classic one would just be, you know, Tusker Demon Killer.

1593
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,680
Because here's the thing.

1594
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:45,280
One of the nice things about Korn is he's not speciesist.

1595
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:48,800
You can be human, you could be an Eldar, you can be an Orc.

1596
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:49,800
He doesn't care.

1597
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:50,800
He's very progressive.

1598
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:53,520
As the saying goes, Korn cares not where the blood flows.

1599
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:57,320
Like, he's an equal opportunity employer.

1600
01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:00,600
He's like, yeah, we've got equality for days.

1601
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:04,520
As long as you're bashing someone's skull in, it's fine.

1602
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:11,280
It's a good thing that out of everything you can accuse Satan of racism isn't one of them.

1603
01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:13,720
The chaos god of everybody can catch these hands.

1604
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:16,600
I'm assuming he doesn't like the Necrons.

1605
01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:20,960
I'm assuming because they don't really have passion and they also are soulless or comatons.

1606
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:22,880
So he probably doesn't like them much.

1607
01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:23,880
Necrons are people.

1608
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:24,880
Yeah.

1609
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,000
Hey, hey, they're not real people.

1610
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,480
They're copies of people.

1611
01:16:28,480 --> 01:16:29,480
Yeah.

1612
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:33,040
So the story, I'm sure we've said it before, but the story of Tusker Demon Killer is this

1613
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:34,320
guy was an Orc.

1614
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,100
He was well good at killing in it.

1615
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:41,520
So he went around the galaxy and he went, oh, yeah, I'm going to kill some hoomies.

1616
01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:42,860
And he killed the hoomies.

1617
01:16:42,860 --> 01:16:45,440
And then he went, oh, yeah, I'm going to kill some pansies.

1618
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,280
This is what Orcs kill Eldar.

1619
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:48,280
So he killed some Eldar.

1620
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:50,600
Oh, I'm going to go kill some Stunties.

1621
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:54,560
Which is what they call the squats or the Votan now.

1622
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:56,360
Oh, I killed all them.

1623
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:57,360
Hmm.

1624
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:58,360
Getting a bit bored.

1625
01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,360
Oh, that big thing.

1626
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:03,120
He goes to this big thing called, I believe it's the Eye of Terror.

1627
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:06,560
He goes, we're going to go right in the middle.

1628
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:08,360
Force be aired to the middle of that thing.

1629
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,840
Oh, there's demons in here.

1630
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:10,840
Oh, they're quite good at fighting.

1631
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:11,840
I like killing these things.

1632
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:12,840
Oh, they're quite tough.

1633
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:15,600
They don't eye blind walls or cover.

1634
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:20,520
This isn't like Gears of War in the early 2010s where it was all cover based shooters.

1635
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:24,400
No, they get out Doom style, you know, 50 billion guns.

1636
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:25,400
You can just go straight in.

1637
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:28,320
So he's having a great time.

1638
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:32,840
And he gets to, he gets to Korn's domain.

1639
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:34,440
It doesn't get very far, to be fair.

1640
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:37,120
He gets in and he gets completely butchered, I believe it is.

1641
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,600
Or is it, it's like a blood planet.

1642
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:39,600
Take a demon world here.

1643
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,600
Yeah, like a demon world.

1644
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:43,600
And they start rising out of the ground.

1645
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:45,440
And he gets massacred.

1646
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:48,440
But Korn's like, I like this guy.

1647
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,200
This guy's a piece of work.

1648
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:51,200
I like this.

1649
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,200
And this is how Korn sounds by the way.

1650
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,200
This is canon.

1651
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,200
He gets corned.

1652
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,200
I think this guy's absolutely fantastic.

1653
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:58,800
I can't wait to meet him.

1654
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,400
So he resurrects.

1655
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,640
Yeah, that's more like it.

1656
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:05,040
We do not negotiate with Slanesh.

1657
01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:08,000
Anyway, so basically he, he resurrects.

1658
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:10,600
Yeah, fun fact, Korn hates Slanesh.

1659
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:15,360
He's like, my fellow Americans, we must drone strike the nearest imperial.

1660
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:16,600
My fellow Berserkers.

1661
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:20,440
My fellow Berserkers, we're going to go and kill Slanesh.

1662
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:21,440
Who's that?

1663
01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:24,440
The Kance gods hate each other.

1664
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:31,720
I don't know if we said that the Kance gods all hate each other.

1665
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:35,520
Yeah, but Korn hates Slanesh the most.

1666
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:37,880
And then Korn hates Scrooge a bit less.

1667
01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:41,520
He doesn't hate Nergal as much as the other two that I'm aware of.

1668
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:46,560
We got a $5 donation from FunnyCorp.

1669
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:47,840
Korn is a chump.

1670
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,840
Glory to Gorka Morka.

1671
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:50,840
True God of fighting.

1672
01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:51,840
Hell yeah.

1673
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:54,840
We don't really see him in 40k though.

1674
01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:55,840
That's a bit of a shame.

1675
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,720
We don't see Gorka Morka that much.

1676
01:18:58,720 --> 01:18:59,720
We need a book.

1677
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:05,120
But yeah, so basically Korn goes, all right, Tuska, I like where you're going.

1678
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,560
I'm going to be your manager.

1679
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:10,680
I'm not going to pay you, but you can, you can fight in my bronze palace and you can

1680
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:14,360
fight as many enemies as you want every morning when I'm having my waltz.

1681
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:18,240
Are we all switching accents now because Eli and Colin have to do a British accent?

1682
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:19,240
Yeah, they have to do that.

1683
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:20,240
They have no...

1684
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:21,240
Please.

1685
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:24,560
Eli has to do an Irish accent and Colin has to do a Welsh accent.

1686
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:25,560
There we go.

1687
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,000
I don't know what the Welsh accent sounds like.

1688
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,000
You just said it's you from Wales.

1689
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,000
Ain't from Wales, isn't it?

1690
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,000
It's lovely down here.

1691
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,000
Or the...

1692
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,000
Or whatever.

1693
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:37,320
How about I just pull up one of like a city name and try and say it?

1694
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,760
Ain't from Ca Mhaaavn, it's bloody gorgeous.

1695
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:46,400
Well, we've got another donation from incoming backup for 30 squigglies.

1696
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,400
Thank you.

1697
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:51,320
One of my favourite immediate corn corruption moments was when he manifested his fist to

1698
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:57,360
destroy a city and instead of running all the people in the city, tried to punch the

1699
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:58,880
giant god punch back.

1700
01:19:58,880 --> 01:19:59,880
Goes hard.

1701
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:00,880
Yeah.

1702
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:04,440
I'm ready for this Welsh accent by the way.

1703
01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:05,920
You're going to be ready for a while there.

1704
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:06,920
Say it again.

1705
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:07,920
Ain't from Wales.

1706
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,920
I don't know what the Welsh accent sounds like.

1707
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:10,920
I feel like an asshole.

1708
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:11,920
What was Eli's one?

1709
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:12,920
Is it Irish?

1710
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:13,920
I am part Irish.

1711
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:14,920
What the fuck is a VTuber accent?

1712
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:15,920
High pitched girly voice.

1713
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:16,920
Yeah, I guess.

1714
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:17,920
Like anime.

1715
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:18,920
Corn is definitely Scottish though.

1716
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:19,920
Easy.

1717
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:20,920
Yeah, but highlandish.

1718
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:21,920
So then Corn goes, alright then, you wee bastard.

1719
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:22,920
Because alright then.

1720
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:23,920
What?

1721
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:24,920
No, he's Scottish.

1722
01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:25,920
He's Odin.

1723
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:26,920
No, no.

1724
01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:27,920
Rip him an aph.

1725
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:28,920
He leads upon to cross the heavens.

1726
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:29,920
He has two hell houses.

1727
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:31,860
He's a fucking

1728
01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:32,920
He's a fucking

1729
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:33,920
He's a fucking

1730
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:34,920
He's a fucking

1731
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:35,920
He's a fucking

1732
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:36,920
He's a fucking

1733
01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:37,920
He's a fucking

1734
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:38,920
He's a fucking

1735
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:39,920
He has two hell hound companions.

1736
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:40,920
He has a literal Valkyrie.

1737
01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:41,920
He has a

1738
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:42,920
He has a fucking Valkyrie.

1739
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:43,920
He's Odin.

1740
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:44,920
The fantasy Corn's so much cooler.

1741
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:45,920
Oh my gosh.

1742
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:46,920
It's not horrible.

1743
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:49,180
Anyway, Corn goes, alright then, lad.

1744
01:20:49,180 --> 01:20:50,920
Alright, where you're going.

1745
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:54,740
I want you to fight every day in my throne room.

1746
01:20:54,740 --> 01:20:58,920
And you'll never guess what, every time you die, you can come back and fight again.

1747
01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:01,160
That's a good day, bum.

1748
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:05,140
And then Tosca's like, oh that's brilliant, that is a lot.

1749
01:21:05,140 --> 01:21:10,740
So every day he just gets massacred by Korn's best generals for sport.

1750
01:21:10,740 --> 01:21:12,300
And him and his men absolutely love it.

1751
01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:13,300
They couldn't be happier.

1752
01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:17,460
It's a paradise for them because every day they get to fight, they get killed, and they

1753
01:21:17,460 --> 01:21:19,200
do it again every day.

1754
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:22,180
And Korn is there and every day he's just like, yay.

1755
01:21:22,180 --> 01:21:23,780
And that's Korn.

1756
01:21:23,780 --> 01:21:27,980
If they ever pop out of his realm, the galaxy is going to be overrun by Kork.

1757
01:21:27,980 --> 01:21:30,900
And then at the end of the day, Korn is on his phone.

1758
01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:32,540
He goes, Scotland forever.

1759
01:21:32,540 --> 01:21:34,540
And then that's Korn.

1760
01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:35,540
Scotland.

1761
01:21:35,540 --> 01:21:36,540
Scotland.

1762
01:21:36,540 --> 01:21:37,540
Scotland Korn was melted.

1763
01:21:37,540 --> 01:21:38,540
Scotland.

1764
01:21:38,540 --> 01:21:39,540
Should we talk a little bit about Korn?

1765
01:21:39,540 --> 01:21:40,540
Blunt gun.

1766
01:21:40,540 --> 01:21:41,540
Blunt for the guns.

1767
01:21:41,540 --> 01:21:42,540
Yeah, I was going to mention.

1768
01:21:42,540 --> 01:21:43,540
Skull for the skull.

1769
01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:44,540
Scarbrand.

1770
01:21:44,540 --> 01:21:45,540
Kills people.

1771
01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:48,740
Scarbrand and Skulltaker are two really cool demons, to be fair.

1772
01:21:48,740 --> 01:21:51,900
Korn has the coolest demon bros, in my opinion.

1773
01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:52,900
And really cool bros.

1774
01:21:52,900 --> 01:21:54,260
And they're all called Skull something.

1775
01:21:54,260 --> 01:21:56,260
Skulltaker or Skullcrusher or Skullmaker.

1776
01:21:56,260 --> 01:21:57,820
Thank you, Tom.

1777
01:21:57,820 --> 01:21:58,820
He's a...

1778
01:21:58,820 --> 01:21:59,820
Thank you.

1779
01:21:59,820 --> 01:22:01,820
Korn can't be Scottish or get sued by the Torms.

1780
01:22:01,820 --> 01:22:04,740
I don't think they have legal paperwork.

1781
01:22:04,740 --> 01:22:07,740
Leagues of Voughton swigging on Urnbrew like, hmm.

1782
01:22:07,740 --> 01:22:09,220
You can't take that.

1783
01:22:09,220 --> 01:22:10,220
That's ours.

1784
01:22:10,220 --> 01:22:11,220
Who was the equivalent of like...

1785
01:22:11,220 --> 01:22:14,620
Because obviously that one is pretty Britished up.

1786
01:22:14,620 --> 01:22:16,860
There's obviously the Scottish.

1787
01:22:16,860 --> 01:22:20,180
Who's the Welsh in the fantasy of 40k?

1788
01:22:20,180 --> 01:22:22,380
They don't have like a...

1789
01:22:22,380 --> 01:22:24,380
I don't know.

1790
01:22:24,380 --> 01:22:26,660
What's like standard Imperial Gothic, is it?

1791
01:22:26,660 --> 01:22:27,660
It's like my...

1792
01:22:27,660 --> 01:22:31,420
Orcs are obviously like cockney slag.

1793
01:22:31,420 --> 01:22:34,260
I guess Imperial standards are like my accent.

1794
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:36,260
Imperial standards American.

1795
01:22:36,260 --> 01:22:39,500
True, true American patriot.

1796
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,340
The Emperor was a true American patriot.

1797
01:22:41,340 --> 01:22:43,940
Weird enough, I think the Emperor...

1798
01:22:43,940 --> 01:22:48,220
Because in the last church animation they had an American voice actor for the Emperor.

1799
01:22:48,220 --> 01:22:49,580
I think it just works better.

1800
01:22:49,580 --> 01:22:56,080
To be honest, I really enjoy in like the Dragon Age series, the dwarves are actually American.

1801
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:57,420
Which I think is an interesting twist.

1802
01:22:57,420 --> 01:22:58,420
So like all...

1803
01:22:58,420 --> 01:22:59,700
They have like a quite...

1804
01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:01,860
Surface-dweller ones, yeah.

1805
01:23:01,860 --> 01:23:03,860
Even the ones who live underground, they're all like Americans.

1806
01:23:03,860 --> 01:23:05,940
They're a little bit more Scottish, aren't they?

1807
01:23:05,940 --> 01:23:08,980
But then the surface-dweller ones like have like a barrack, isn't it?

1808
01:23:08,980 --> 01:23:10,900
Yeah, like barrack has like a very thick like...

1809
01:23:10,900 --> 01:23:12,100
Is it California accent?

1810
01:23:12,100 --> 01:23:13,100
I think it is.

1811
01:23:13,100 --> 01:23:14,100
I've never played Dragon Age.

1812
01:23:14,100 --> 01:23:15,100
It's definitely not California.

1813
01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:16,100
It's funny.

1814
01:23:16,100 --> 01:23:17,100
I feel like it's a bit more like, you know...

1815
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:18,100
Yeah, so we're gonna go down the deep road.

1816
01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:19,100
So like, I was in the deep road.

1817
01:23:19,100 --> 01:23:20,100
I was in the deep road and I was finding some duffborn.

1818
01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:21,100
Valley girl accent?

1819
01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:22,100
Yeah.

1820
01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:23,100
What?

1821
01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:24,100
Yeah.

1822
01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:30,100
My axe was so heavy.

1823
01:23:30,100 --> 01:23:34,500
Anyway, we got a donation from...

1824
01:23:34,500 --> 01:23:37,500
This is a weird...

1825
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:40,500
What just happened?

1826
01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:41,500
What?

1827
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:42,500
What?

1828
01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:43,500
We talked about corn?

1829
01:23:43,500 --> 01:23:44,500
What?

1830
01:23:44,500 --> 01:23:45,500
What?

1831
01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:46,500
Angry leprechaun donated $5.

1832
01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:47,500
Corn has a German accent.

1833
01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:48,500
Singe has an Italian accent.

1834
01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:49,500
Slanaise has a French accent.

1835
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:50,500
And Nurgle has a Welsh accent.

1836
01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:51,500
Don't do this, Slanaise, please.

1837
01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:52,500
Is it because of Zinf and Akinofri?

1838
01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,500
Thank you.

1839
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,500
Don't make Slanaise French.

1840
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:55,500
The French would follow Slanaise, though.

1841
01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:56,500
That is real.

1842
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,500
That is so real.

1843
01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:58,500
Would you?

1844
01:23:58,500 --> 01:23:59,500
I didn't mean to.

1845
01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:00,500
Yes.

1846
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:01,500
Yeah.

1847
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,500
He's doing it on the Irish and Welsh.

1848
01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:07,500
I think because of the amount of people I maybe have offended with my accents, I will call

1849
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:08,500
it there with corn.

1850
01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:13,500
All you need to know, he likes fighting, he likes blood, he likes skulls.

1851
01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:14,500
Kill with brick.

1852
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:17,500
I heard talk about Scarbrand and Skolte real quick.

1853
01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:20,500
A little bit with corn as well, yeah.

1854
01:24:20,500 --> 01:24:27,660
Yeah, you can talk about corn because I don't pay much attention to those guys anymore.

1855
01:24:27,660 --> 01:24:32,300
But Scarbrand is like the OG bloodthirster that we all know and love.

1856
01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:35,820
He pretty much, he was super powerful.

1857
01:24:35,820 --> 01:24:37,820
He got really, really arrogant.

1858
01:24:37,820 --> 01:24:40,820
And so he thought he was strong enough to attack corn.

1859
01:24:40,820 --> 01:24:44,780
He attacked corn and dented his armor, which is pretty impressive to be fair.

1860
01:24:44,780 --> 01:24:49,300
But corn was not too happy about it, especially because he did it when he wasn't looking.

1861
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:50,500
And that was why he was unhappy.

1862
01:24:50,500 --> 01:24:52,020
He wasn't unhappy that Scarbrand attacked him.

1863
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:54,380
He was unhappy because he did it when he wasn't looking.

1864
01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:58,580
So he like calm him down to the galaxy, burning his wings.

1865
01:24:58,580 --> 01:25:00,180
So his wings don't work anymore.

1866
01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:05,460
And now he's eternally trying to redeem himself, just killing a bajillion, gabillion people

1867
01:25:05,460 --> 01:25:07,620
for corn.

1868
01:25:07,620 --> 01:25:15,820
Skolteaker, I think his name is Uzul, who was the first thing that happened.

1869
01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:21,420
He was a bloodletter and the first moment that he was born, he beheaded the first thing

1870
01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:23,580
he saw, which was another bloodletter.

1871
01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:25,380
And so he went on just beheading people.

1872
01:25:25,380 --> 01:25:26,940
And then corn was like, I like this guy.

1873
01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:28,200
And he gave him power.

1874
01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:29,700
And he's corn's executioner now.

1875
01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:36,460
He wears like a cloak of skulls of all the dudes that he's killed and he seeks out challenges.

1876
01:25:36,460 --> 01:25:40,780
And when he gets you, because he always wins, he like chops all your limbs off and then

1877
01:25:40,780 --> 01:25:42,260
says you aren't fired.

1878
01:25:42,260 --> 01:25:44,620
So then your skull, like the flesh melts off of your skull.

1879
01:25:44,620 --> 01:25:49,060
He has this nice shiny skull and he tries to find skulls of foes worthy enough to add

1880
01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:51,340
to corn's skull through him.

1881
01:25:51,340 --> 01:25:52,740
And he's a bother.

1882
01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:53,740
He's cool.

1883
01:25:53,740 --> 01:25:57,560
We have another donation by Dunkin' Don USA.

1884
01:25:57,560 --> 01:25:58,560
Thank you brother.

1885
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:08,500
My fellow Imperials, we must drone strike the line.

1886
01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:12,780
Real, so real.

1887
01:26:12,780 --> 01:26:17,860
We're getting bad at our actions.

1888
01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:18,860
And the George Bush meme.

1889
01:26:18,860 --> 01:26:19,860
That was Obama actually.

1890
01:26:19,860 --> 01:26:20,860
That was Obama meme.

1891
01:26:20,860 --> 01:26:21,860
Yeah.

1892
01:26:21,860 --> 01:26:22,860
They're all the same, must be honest.

1893
01:26:22,860 --> 01:26:23,860
My fellow Americans.

1894
01:26:23,860 --> 01:26:31,820
Oh yeah, I was going to say, oh, Michael Bay is all four of the chaos gods in one.

1895
01:26:31,820 --> 01:26:33,620
He's the aberration of all four of the chaos gods.

1896
01:26:33,620 --> 01:26:34,620
I just thought of that.

1897
01:26:34,620 --> 01:26:35,980
He's the ever chosen.

1898
01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:37,260
And then we'll start one more thought.

1899
01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:41,260
The, from somebody said earlier, if chaos wins, they lose, which is true, which is why

1900
01:26:41,260 --> 01:26:45,340
the alpha legion were cool for one entire book because they wanted to extinct humanity

1901
01:26:45,340 --> 01:26:49,900
because then chaos will win and then implode on itself and we will grid chaos from the

1902
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:50,900
galaxy forever.

1903
01:26:50,900 --> 01:26:52,100
But then they didn't do that.

1904
01:26:52,100 --> 01:26:53,660
And nobody wrote about that anymore.

1905
01:26:53,660 --> 01:26:58,100
I hope a me gone gets crucified.

1906
01:26:58,100 --> 01:26:59,100
Jesus.

1907
01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:04,540
Last little bit on corn, eight corruption.

1908
01:27:04,540 --> 01:27:10,140
A human character is the example of Colin, the betrayer, really well known character.

1909
01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:15,980
And his fault of corn, eight corruption was more of a internal war where hatred and rage

1910
01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:16,980
was building up.

1911
01:27:16,980 --> 01:27:20,380
And eventually he would, he's one of the better example.

1912
01:27:20,380 --> 01:27:24,580
It takes him a couple of books of fall to where he fights it off as long as he can.

1913
01:27:24,580 --> 01:27:29,700
But generally like it shows a better example, like the mental torture that comes with corn,

1914
01:27:29,700 --> 01:27:30,700
eight corruption.

1915
01:27:30,700 --> 01:27:36,060
And unfortunately he's kind of a bit boring now, but Colin has, uh, his fault is quite

1916
01:27:36,060 --> 01:27:41,900
well done and he loses himself to rages and these, you know, the perfect example of just

1917
01:27:41,900 --> 01:27:44,500
skulls for the scum throne.

1918
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:54,060
The next chaos God though, my boy, um, beak, beak, Lovecraftian mess himself, Zeench.

1919
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:55,860
Zeench is the changer of ways.

1920
01:27:55,860 --> 01:27:56,860
He is ambition.

1921
01:27:56,860 --> 01:27:58,380
He is fate.

1922
01:27:58,380 --> 01:28:05,980
He well, he is just the master of magic, entropy.

1923
01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:13,620
Zeench is pretty much just Lovecraftian bird God in the one, the setting.

1924
01:28:13,620 --> 01:28:16,500
Now this is a bit, I call it mentioned earlier about how some of the gods performed like

1925
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:18,140
during the medieval time.

1926
01:28:18,140 --> 01:28:21,500
I really hate this because they added this in not long ago.

1927
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:26,220
This new Lord to suggest that the chaos gods were sort of, well, the main three, which

1928
01:28:26,220 --> 01:28:31,140
are corn, Melville and Zeench were, they were coalescing around the time of the war in heaven.

1929
01:28:31,140 --> 01:28:33,140
Why is that bad?

1930
01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:36,900
Because it's one of those things where it just shows that they've, that the new laws,

1931
01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:41,100
like basically chaos gods have always existed in the act, not as in like in the war, but

1932
01:28:41,100 --> 01:28:42,900
in the actual like mortal timeline.

1933
01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:48,460
And it was like, no, no, no, why can't the war in heaven be its own thing?

1934
01:28:48,460 --> 01:28:54,220
You know, so, and Zeench is probably one of, I think corn is probably considered the earliest,

1935
01:28:54,220 --> 01:28:58,300
although in some older law, like it was said that Zeench was the first one.

1936
01:28:58,300 --> 01:29:00,340
It's a little bit controversial.

1937
01:29:00,340 --> 01:29:01,580
Like, yeah, go ahead, sorry.

1938
01:29:01,580 --> 01:29:02,900
It's like old fantasy lore.

1939
01:29:02,900 --> 01:29:07,300
He used to like, it was just Zeench and he was the strongest chaos god, but then the

1940
01:29:07,300 --> 01:29:11,700
other ones chopped him up and he reformed eventually, but he wasn't the head hound

1941
01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:12,700
show anymore.

1942
01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:18,580
And I think in old lore, Cain and Abel was when corn existed, the first murder.

1943
01:29:18,580 --> 01:29:21,100
We have another donation by Tom Warren.

1944
01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:22,100
Thank you, brother.

1945
01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:25,900
He says, if Zeench is the God of Change, then he should change it to something less ugly.

1946
01:29:25,900 --> 01:29:26,900
Big facts.

1947
01:29:26,900 --> 01:29:27,900
Damn.

1948
01:29:27,900 --> 01:29:28,900
So true.

1949
01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:29,900
So true.

1950
01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:30,900
He doesn't have a true form.

1951
01:29:30,900 --> 01:29:35,780
Zeenchian, okay, so one of the last parts is backstories, but Colin kind of mentioned

1952
01:29:35,780 --> 01:29:39,340
earlier at one point he was kind of turning into the most powerful God just because there

1953
01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:46,140
was so much change in Zeenchian, you know, with being empowered by fate itself and the

1954
01:29:46,140 --> 01:29:48,740
futures and made different possibilities.

1955
01:29:48,740 --> 01:29:52,860
There's a point where he was the most powerful chaos god and the other ones went, we can't

1956
01:29:52,860 --> 01:29:53,860
deal with that.

1957
01:29:53,860 --> 01:29:54,860
Oh, we're weird.

1958
01:29:54,860 --> 01:29:55,860
We got it.

1959
01:29:55,860 --> 01:29:56,860
We got it.

1960
01:29:56,860 --> 01:30:01,740
And essentially all the other chaos gods went, they literally threw themselves at him, like

1961
01:30:01,740 --> 01:30:07,300
body first until Corn eventually got close enough to give him a little shank.

1962
01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:10,660
So then, but then to be fair, that could have played into what Zeench really wanted, because

1963
01:30:10,660 --> 01:30:12,140
the game would play on forever.

1964
01:30:12,140 --> 01:30:16,820
There's one more annoying part about Zeench is that it's a little bit Alpha Legion vibe

1965
01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:19,620
with it because it's like, it was my secret plan all along.

1966
01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:22,180
Oh, and I got another donation here.

1967
01:30:22,180 --> 01:30:23,180
Thank you very much.

1968
01:30:23,180 --> 01:30:24,180
Thank you.

1969
01:30:24,180 --> 01:30:25,180
It's Captain Firespitter.

1970
01:30:25,180 --> 01:30:26,180
Thank you, brother.

1971
01:30:26,180 --> 01:30:28,740
Corn must adore humanity the most.

1972
01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:30,540
Half of the species has its blood boiling.

1973
01:30:30,540 --> 01:30:35,820
My fellow Scotsmen are giving the Glasgow kiss while brawling and the other half of

1974
01:30:35,820 --> 01:30:38,340
the species has the time of the month.

1975
01:30:38,340 --> 01:30:43,220
I think that was the idea that Corn was the strongest in 40k at one point.

1976
01:30:43,220 --> 01:30:46,060
I think he currently is now.

1977
01:30:46,060 --> 01:30:48,620
It's a war game setting, so he kind of does by default.

1978
01:30:48,620 --> 01:30:49,620
Yeah.

1979
01:30:49,620 --> 01:30:50,620
Alright, DJ Beast.

1980
01:30:50,620 --> 01:30:51,620
Oh, do you got that?

1981
01:30:51,620 --> 01:30:56,620
I do got that.

1982
01:30:56,620 --> 01:30:59,620
Bricky is getting caught in the fire now.

1983
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:00,620
Jesus.

1984
01:31:00,620 --> 01:31:06,900
Zeench and Corruption is much more like the word chaos personified.

1985
01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:08,300
It is pretty hectic.

1986
01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:14,340
They have mutations such as like, you can grow wings, beaks, a little avian theme to

1987
01:31:14,340 --> 01:31:16,340
it, extra eyes.

1988
01:31:16,340 --> 01:31:17,340
You're always going to get an extra eye.

1989
01:31:17,340 --> 01:31:20,580
Hopefully, if it's in a good spot, you don't want it like right in the nape of the neck

1990
01:31:20,580 --> 01:31:21,780
or something.

1991
01:31:21,780 --> 01:31:23,620
Really awkward.

1992
01:31:23,620 --> 01:31:27,180
The worst of Zeench and Corruption though is being a chaos spawn.

1993
01:31:27,180 --> 01:31:29,980
It is literally like a mutated flesh thing.

1994
01:31:29,980 --> 01:31:30,980
You are crazy.

1995
01:31:30,980 --> 01:31:31,980
Horrific, horrific fate.

1996
01:31:31,980 --> 01:31:34,980
That's the worst version of it.

1997
01:31:34,980 --> 01:31:35,980
But again, it empowers Zeench.

1998
01:31:35,980 --> 01:31:39,380
You don't even have to do anything bad for that to happen.

1999
01:31:39,380 --> 01:31:40,780
You'll just do it because it's funny.

2000
01:31:40,780 --> 01:31:42,280
Yeah, it's like a...

2001
01:31:42,280 --> 01:31:45,500
Any moment, Armon could turn into a chaos spawn and Zeench wouldn't care.

2002
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:46,500
It'd be funny.

2003
01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:47,500
Goofy.

2004
01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:48,500
A bit goofy.

2005
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:54,420
And he also, when you hear the corruption and like Colin mentioned earlier, you hear

2006
01:31:54,420 --> 01:31:55,980
voices and things like that.

2007
01:31:55,980 --> 01:31:59,900
One of the abilities that you'll start to notice about your body if it happens to you

2008
01:31:59,900 --> 01:32:01,780
is your magical abilities.

2009
01:32:01,780 --> 01:32:03,940
If you had some, they start to get a little bit of a buff.

2010
01:32:03,940 --> 01:32:07,820
You're like, oh, I could do things I couldn't do before.

2011
01:32:07,820 --> 01:32:11,340
Zeench also grants insight and power.

2012
01:32:11,340 --> 01:32:18,260
As the weaver of fate, often a boon is the fact that you can participate and get to see

2013
01:32:18,260 --> 01:32:20,140
visions of the future.

2014
01:32:20,140 --> 01:32:23,860
He will often has the power to distort time.

2015
01:32:23,860 --> 01:32:27,540
Not necessarily going back in time, but there's like particularly even magical abilities that

2016
01:32:27,540 --> 01:32:33,300
literally affect time in itself or there's entire plot lines where someone lets themselves

2017
01:32:33,300 --> 01:32:38,660
be killed like in a certain way only to then like reappear as like an earlier version of

2018
01:32:38,660 --> 01:32:39,940
themselves from the timeline.

2019
01:32:39,940 --> 01:32:40,940
Really weird.

2020
01:32:40,940 --> 01:32:46,660
Another donation by Jared Ezran who says, will the emperor's sending to Godhood be

2021
01:32:46,660 --> 01:32:49,140
the equivalent to Sinesha's birth for humanity?

2022
01:32:49,140 --> 01:32:53,060
I don't know what you're saying.

2023
01:32:53,060 --> 01:33:01,300
Kind of, but I also wanted to say maybe it probably would have been better if they made

2024
01:33:01,300 --> 01:33:08,180
the Alpha Legion corrupted by Zeench and then the thousand suns could have, I don't know,

2025
01:33:08,180 --> 01:33:10,380
stayed like pure and true to the emperor.

2026
01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:12,820
They could have, the thousand suns could have turned into the great knights.

2027
01:33:12,820 --> 01:33:14,460
I think that would have been much better.

2028
01:33:14,460 --> 01:33:18,420
See Eli, don't you know Alpha Legion's a loyal legion?

2029
01:33:18,420 --> 01:33:20,060
Yeah, but that's the whole point.

2030
01:33:20,060 --> 01:33:24,820
They're so tricksy and they would get caught in their schemes and eventually get tricked

2031
01:33:24,820 --> 01:33:27,540
to follow Zeench as part of a scheme.

2032
01:33:27,540 --> 01:33:30,980
Because all the healthy thousand suns embodied for Zeench is the magic part.

2033
01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:34,660
They don't embody anything else really, like the knowledge and magic I guess, but there's

2034
01:33:34,660 --> 01:33:36,620
no scheming there or anything.

2035
01:33:36,620 --> 01:33:38,980
I think Zeench likes fools as well.

2036
01:33:38,980 --> 01:33:43,140
Zeench likes people who highlight their fate is interesting, not necessarily like they

2037
01:33:43,140 --> 01:33:44,660
are.

2038
01:33:44,660 --> 01:33:51,540
Magnus is the ultimate fool because his whole thing is, you know, the thousand suns, they're

2039
01:33:51,540 --> 01:33:54,340
saying is, you know, the only thing is ignorance.

2040
01:33:54,340 --> 01:33:58,780
And yet Magnus's ignorance was the only thing that got them corrupted by Zeench because

2041
01:33:58,780 --> 01:33:59,780
he was like, I knew about it.

2042
01:33:59,780 --> 01:34:00,780
No, you didn't.

2043
01:34:00,780 --> 01:34:02,980
He's just that annoying kid in class.

2044
01:34:02,980 --> 01:34:08,900
He just goes, did you, actually, did you know it's not pronounced encyclopedia, it's pronounced

2045
01:34:08,900 --> 01:34:09,900
encyclopedia.

2046
01:34:09,900 --> 01:34:13,340
It's like, he's just insufferable, know it all.

2047
01:34:13,340 --> 01:34:16,340
Yeah, shut up, nerd.

2048
01:34:16,340 --> 01:34:21,300
Another thing of Zeench is his realm of Zeench.

2049
01:34:21,300 --> 01:34:26,460
Zeench's realm is messed up.

2050
01:34:26,460 --> 01:34:29,940
This thing is, I mean, it's like it's a labyrinth of crystals.

2051
01:34:29,940 --> 01:34:35,780
There's things called the silver towers, which like jutting feats that like spur out of the

2052
01:34:35,780 --> 01:34:36,780
ground.

2053
01:34:36,780 --> 01:34:41,260
They're supposed to supposedly defy physics, whatever that really means.

2054
01:34:41,260 --> 01:34:45,060
So things that are impossible happen in the realm of magic.

2055
01:34:45,060 --> 01:34:48,820
It's basically that scene in the labyrinth where he's just walking upside down and all

2056
01:34:48,820 --> 01:34:51,740
these corridors and so he's all over the place.

2057
01:34:51,740 --> 01:34:52,740
That's not possible.

2058
01:34:52,740 --> 01:35:00,860
Oh no, the child girl, David Bowie.

2059
01:35:00,860 --> 01:35:04,420
Also in the realm of Zeench, there's sort of structures, one of them is called the City

2060
01:35:04,420 --> 01:35:08,620
of Light, which used to be Prospero, kind of got ratioed.

2061
01:35:08,620 --> 01:35:14,220
But now it's like crawling with all kind of twisted peoples and avian creatures and things

2062
01:35:14,220 --> 01:35:16,420
that fly.

2063
01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:17,780
Don't forget Zangors.

2064
01:35:17,780 --> 01:35:18,780
Don't forget Zangors.

2065
01:35:18,780 --> 01:35:21,380
Yeah, Zangors do exist.

2066
01:35:21,380 --> 01:35:23,020
By the combat patrol.

2067
01:35:23,020 --> 01:35:25,340
The damn goat.

2068
01:35:25,340 --> 01:35:27,780
Goat people are there.

2069
01:35:27,780 --> 01:35:30,980
It's around like a weird place where like, I remember in the Mephiston book, he talks

2070
01:35:30,980 --> 01:35:35,700
about how he's near the City of Light and to get onto it you have to ascend a stairway

2071
01:35:35,700 --> 01:35:38,060
thing, like a stairway to Helen almost.

2072
01:35:38,060 --> 01:35:42,980
And around it's like weird sand dunes of like crystal and like colors just don't make sense.

2073
01:35:42,980 --> 01:35:44,780
Really bizarre.

2074
01:35:44,780 --> 01:35:50,620
And another structure in this is called the Impossible Fortress, where Zeench supposedly

2075
01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:51,620
resides.

2076
01:35:51,620 --> 01:35:57,180
Again, there's no actual law of how to describe it because it's described as it's in constant

2077
01:35:57,180 --> 01:35:58,820
flux and change.

2078
01:35:58,820 --> 01:36:05,780
So no one will have the same experience, unlike with Sinesh's realm.

2079
01:36:05,780 --> 01:36:07,180
Pretty messed up place.

2080
01:36:07,180 --> 01:36:09,220
Zeench himself has no true form.

2081
01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:15,900
He often looks like in art depictions, like a Lovecraftian Nyarlathotep sort of creature.

2082
01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:19,940
He doesn't have any, like that's just what he chooses to present as because he's kind

2083
01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:21,540
of similar to that.

2084
01:36:21,540 --> 01:36:27,420
But again, even for people being corrupted by Sinesh, they often have, as much like in

2085
01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:31,560
Sinesh's one, they like they will sculpt their form, they have control over their form.

2086
01:36:31,560 --> 01:36:36,660
Because of the aspect of change and future and all those kind of warping scents, they

2087
01:36:36,660 --> 01:36:38,100
don't really have control of their form.

2088
01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:42,020
So often they'll warp in something they have no control over because it's the best amount

2089
01:36:42,020 --> 01:36:48,180
of change and he really hates Nergal because Nergal is stagnation and Zeench is change.

2090
01:36:48,180 --> 01:36:53,700
The last bit is basically my example, which is the story of Azec Ahriman, Thousand Sun

2091
01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:55,220
Sorcerer.

2092
01:36:55,220 --> 01:36:59,820
The corruption of this started basically right at the beginning when he was in his gestation

2093
01:36:59,820 --> 01:37:00,820
pod.

2094
01:37:00,820 --> 01:37:06,060
Zeench messed with the Thousand Suns Legion and essentially they were turning into Chaosborn.

2095
01:37:06,060 --> 01:37:09,060
The corruption is like deep, but encoded in their DNA.

2096
01:37:09,060 --> 01:37:14,140
Even Ahriman's like no matter, even to this point now, he still feels like he's resisting

2097
01:37:14,140 --> 01:37:17,820
the sort of inevitable change of magic like deep in his core.

2098
01:37:17,820 --> 01:37:20,140
He enacts something called the Rudebrug of Ahriman.

2099
01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:25,420
His friends are all turning into Chaosborn and he goes, I'mma save you.

2100
01:37:25,420 --> 01:37:27,180
Book of Magnus, I choose you.

2101
01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:29,300
It's just his never ending mixtape.

2102
01:37:29,300 --> 01:37:31,820
It's like, I promise it's better than the last ones.

2103
01:37:31,820 --> 01:37:33,500
Like dude, give up.

2104
01:37:33,500 --> 01:37:37,060
He is a terrible boyfriend in all regards.

2105
01:37:37,060 --> 01:37:43,340
He pretty much just turns most of the Legion into like locked in dust inside their armor.

2106
01:37:43,340 --> 01:37:49,820
They are basically trapped automatons, but the rest of the sorcerers, they get a massive

2107
01:37:49,820 --> 01:37:51,180
increase to their power level.

2108
01:37:51,180 --> 01:37:53,620
Again, the corruption of Zeech flows within them.

2109
01:37:53,620 --> 01:38:03,220
So a Zeechian sorcerer such as Iskandar Kaon, who is like the friend, you know, good old

2110
01:38:03,220 --> 01:38:04,620
lore channel there as well.

2111
01:38:04,620 --> 01:38:09,300
That character literally is the equivalent of like an entire group of Grey Knights as

2112
01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:10,300
one guy.

2113
01:38:10,300 --> 01:38:14,860
So we do have a donation here as well by Joseph Hollard.

2114
01:38:14,860 --> 01:38:15,860
Thank you brother.

2115
01:38:15,860 --> 01:38:21,140
Question, has Kaon and Sonesh ever, every team up, once just the two of them?

2116
01:38:21,140 --> 01:38:24,980
I love when two people who hate each other are forced to work together to keep up the

2117
01:38:24,980 --> 01:38:25,980
good work.

2118
01:38:25,980 --> 01:38:28,460
They did team up and guess who was the...

2119
01:38:28,460 --> 01:38:29,460
Man man!

2120
01:38:29,460 --> 01:38:34,620
Guess, guess, guess who, the one time they teamed up, guess who suffered for it?

2121
01:38:34,620 --> 01:38:35,620
No.

2122
01:38:35,620 --> 01:38:38,820
No, no, it's way more recent.

2123
01:38:38,820 --> 01:38:43,780
They teamed up and they blew up Beel Tan.

2124
01:38:43,780 --> 01:38:44,780
Pain for Eldar fans.

2125
01:38:44,780 --> 01:38:45,780
I love Kaon.

2126
01:38:45,780 --> 01:38:46,780
I love the game's workshop.

2127
01:38:46,780 --> 01:38:47,780
You can't catch a break.

2128
01:38:47,780 --> 01:38:54,220
It's great that the Ynari were involved in that too, because of course they were.

2129
01:38:54,220 --> 01:38:56,660
Ynari mentioned quickly everyone getting there.

2130
01:38:56,660 --> 01:39:03,380
Inevitable victory, inevitable victory!

2131
01:39:03,380 --> 01:39:07,940
The last little part of the Ironman story is basically, he doesn't realize, look particularly

2132
01:39:07,940 --> 01:39:13,240
with some of the Zeechian characters, they don't really exalt Zeech the way other Chaos

2133
01:39:13,240 --> 01:39:14,240
factions do.

2134
01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:18,540
Ironman doesn't even realize he's corrupted by Zeen, so supposedly his face under his

2135
01:39:18,540 --> 01:39:24,620
helmet is like a massing writhing thing of eyes and he doesn't even realize it.

2136
01:39:24,620 --> 01:39:26,900
He can't even perceive it because he's so corrupted by Zeen.

2137
01:39:26,900 --> 01:39:31,380
My depth perception is way better and I have now a panoramic view, but I have no idea.

2138
01:39:31,380 --> 01:39:33,380
No, no, why would I?

2139
01:39:33,380 --> 01:39:37,660
Hey, Ironman, you know most people don't have a 360 field of view, right?

2140
01:39:37,660 --> 01:39:38,660
Exactly.

2141
01:39:38,660 --> 01:39:43,260
Yeah, like the whole, because there's a subtlety to Zeen's which is like, oh he's scheming,

2142
01:39:43,260 --> 01:39:47,580
particularly for a lowly, even just like a regular person getting corrupted, the whole

2143
01:39:47,580 --> 01:39:52,180
thing is they'll start to set more, you know, he already picks people who like to set schemes,

2144
01:39:52,180 --> 01:39:55,580
but now your schemes are like way more crazy because you're like, I see the futures and

2145
01:39:55,580 --> 01:39:58,380
my, the eye in the back of my neck can see the past.

2146
01:39:58,380 --> 01:40:00,900
Alpha Legion really should have been Zeech, you see.

2147
01:40:00,900 --> 01:40:01,900
What the heck?

2148
01:40:01,900 --> 01:40:05,700
I mean to be fair, I think the Thousand Sons, corrupted by Zeen, came way before even the

2149
01:40:05,700 --> 01:40:06,700
Horror of Terrorous Sea happened.

2150
01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:13,220
And let's not forget, in Dawn of War 1, two Alpha Legionaries, one of which is a sorcerer

2151
01:40:13,220 --> 01:40:16,860
went and tried to worship Korn.

2152
01:40:16,860 --> 01:40:19,740
The sorcerer did it again.

2153
01:40:19,740 --> 01:40:21,340
Dawn of War's got a bit of a habit of that.

2154
01:40:21,340 --> 01:40:23,300
Dawn of War 2 is weird.

2155
01:40:23,300 --> 01:40:27,580
The Blood Angels chapter master in Dawn of War 2 is corrupted by Korn.

2156
01:40:27,580 --> 01:40:28,580
Blood Ravens.

2157
01:40:28,580 --> 01:40:30,260
The sorcerer, sorry, Blood Ravens.

2158
01:40:30,260 --> 01:40:31,260
We did it again.

2159
01:40:31,260 --> 01:40:32,260
We did it again, we did it again.

2160
01:40:32,260 --> 01:40:33,260
Oh no, they actually stopped us.

2161
01:40:33,260 --> 01:40:38,420
We have another donation, Tom Warren, thank you again by the way, he says, the one thing

2162
01:40:38,420 --> 01:40:40,940
everyone can agree on is not liking elves.

2163
01:40:40,940 --> 01:40:42,940
Well, he didn't say elves, I'm sorry.

2164
01:40:42,940 --> 01:40:43,940
Elves.

2165
01:40:43,940 --> 01:40:44,940
That's even more of a crime.

2166
01:40:44,940 --> 01:40:45,940
I like elves.

2167
01:40:45,940 --> 01:40:50,100
That's kind of it for the Zinchen corruption.

2168
01:40:50,100 --> 01:40:55,820
The next one is the blessed, the great horned rat.

2169
01:40:55,820 --> 01:40:59,980
Can I add one final note to make fun of Zeen?

2170
01:40:59,980 --> 01:41:00,980
Sure.

2171
01:41:00,980 --> 01:41:04,180
He is the god of Copium, because he will hear.

2172
01:41:04,180 --> 01:41:05,180
Yes.

2173
01:41:05,180 --> 01:41:07,580
Oh yeah, Zeench knows everything.

2174
01:41:07,580 --> 01:41:08,940
He's got his hands in everything.

2175
01:41:08,940 --> 01:41:09,940
He knows everything.

2176
01:41:09,940 --> 01:41:11,420
He can do anything he wants.

2177
01:41:11,420 --> 01:41:14,740
My source, oh, greater demons of Zeench, of course.

2178
01:41:14,740 --> 01:41:18,540
Yes, there is no bias to be found in that argument.

2179
01:41:18,540 --> 01:41:23,500
Zeench is the guy who made all the awful legions stories for our forces.

2180
01:41:23,500 --> 01:41:27,980
We planned it all along, is what he says at the end of every story.

2181
01:41:27,980 --> 01:41:29,260
I will counter.

2182
01:41:29,260 --> 01:41:35,860
He is the, everyone thinks they won the argument, not realizing the person they're arguing with,

2183
01:41:35,860 --> 01:41:39,820
you're basically too dumb to have the full conversation with, so the person walked away

2184
01:41:39,820 --> 01:41:44,020
when I won, being like, you just, you couldn't hack it.

2185
01:41:44,020 --> 01:41:45,140
Let me counter that.

2186
01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:49,100
He's also the god of lies, so he's inherently full of shit.

2187
01:41:49,100 --> 01:41:50,100
Yes.

2188
01:41:50,100 --> 01:41:53,460
Also, mention the changeling if you want.

2189
01:41:53,460 --> 01:41:55,340
Does anybody fan of changeling?

2190
01:41:55,340 --> 01:42:01,820
Oh, the changeling is a cool demon prince who pretty much is the epitome of Zeench himself.

2191
01:42:01,820 --> 01:42:03,740
He is absolutely goofball.

2192
01:42:03,740 --> 01:42:08,260
This thing can turn into anything, impersonate people to, I think even Grey Knights, they

2193
01:42:08,260 --> 01:42:13,860
had trouble detect, they didn't really detect that he was infiltrating or betraying herself

2194
01:42:13,860 --> 01:42:14,860
as a person.

2195
01:42:14,860 --> 01:42:19,220
Again, like the changeling, or even something like the Blue Scribes as well, they're kind

2196
01:42:19,220 --> 01:42:25,300
of, they're an enactment of the Zeenchian fate weaving and changes on the level where

2197
01:42:25,300 --> 01:42:30,820
like just one little small demon can ruin entire sectors and it led to something called,

2198
01:42:30,820 --> 01:42:35,340
particularly in a big point of law, which was the months of shame, space wolves getting

2199
01:42:35,340 --> 01:42:38,900
attacked by, you know, inquisition and stuff.

2200
01:42:38,900 --> 01:42:42,140
So that's that stuff for another time though.

2201
01:42:42,140 --> 01:42:51,820
He's also, he also got Balthasar Gelt thrown in jail in the end times, the changeling.

2202
01:42:51,820 --> 01:42:57,860
But yes, the Horned Rat, the greatest, truly the greatest chaos god.

2203
01:42:57,860 --> 01:43:03,660
Actually, officially now, the fifth god of chaos as of the latest AOS edition, which

2204
01:43:03,660 --> 01:43:08,140
is funny because I thought he ascended at the beginning of Age of Sigmar, but apparently

2205
01:43:08,140 --> 01:43:11,180
that was a prank.

2206
01:43:11,180 --> 01:43:13,500
But he's now, he made a deal with Archeon.

2207
01:43:13,500 --> 01:43:18,980
He's now a chaos god, which Archeon can apparently just do, which is good to know.

2208
01:43:18,980 --> 01:43:26,940
He is the chaos god of the Skaven of course, and he represents just being the worst.

2209
01:43:26,940 --> 01:43:28,940
Like there's no other way to put it.

2210
01:43:28,940 --> 01:43:31,260
I know I said that a lot with Nergal.

2211
01:43:31,260 --> 01:43:35,460
The Horned Rat actually is the worst because like the other chaos gods have something,

2212
01:43:35,460 --> 01:43:37,580
anything positive about him.

2213
01:43:37,580 --> 01:43:40,780
Korn, honorable in some level.

2214
01:43:40,780 --> 01:43:41,780
And he's not racist.

2215
01:43:41,780 --> 01:43:42,780
Yay!

2216
01:43:42,780 --> 01:43:44,780
And he's not racist.

2217
01:43:44,780 --> 01:43:49,140
Nergal, you know, some twisted form of love for his followers, you know, I don't want

2218
01:43:49,140 --> 01:43:54,220
Ebola, but you know, so there is some kind of caring for his followers.

2219
01:43:54,220 --> 01:43:56,660
Zinch, technically the god of hope.

2220
01:43:56,660 --> 01:43:59,820
Slynesh, pleasure's not inherently bad.

2221
01:43:59,820 --> 01:44:02,420
The Horned Rat, none of those positives.

2222
01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:04,740
He's awful all around.

2223
01:44:04,740 --> 01:44:11,340
He exists to ruin other people's things, including the Skaven.

2224
01:44:11,340 --> 01:44:13,300
He's awful.

2225
01:44:13,300 --> 01:44:18,100
He is like the concept of decay, but Nergal's kind of got, you know, the circle of life

2226
01:44:18,100 --> 01:44:19,540
going so it comes back.

2227
01:44:19,540 --> 01:44:21,140
Not the Horned Rat, he's ruined.

2228
01:44:21,140 --> 01:44:28,020
He literally exists to ruin to the point that his realm is called the Realm of Ruin.

2229
01:44:28,020 --> 01:44:34,220
That I believe he created by just taking chunks of the other chaos gods' realm and shittening

2230
01:44:34,220 --> 01:44:36,580
them up a little bit.

2231
01:44:36,580 --> 01:44:39,420
This is moan undivided, isn't he?

2232
01:44:39,420 --> 01:44:45,620
He's like, technically a chaos god and in AOS the Skaven are part of the Grand Alliance

2233
01:44:45,620 --> 01:44:47,320
chaos.

2234
01:44:47,320 --> 01:44:50,920
No one likes him, even more than the other chaos gods don't like each other.

2235
01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:52,940
No one likes the Horned Rat.

2236
01:44:52,940 --> 01:44:59,420
When he was going to bless Archeon, Archeon spit in his face.

2237
01:44:59,420 --> 01:45:00,420
No one likes him.

2238
01:45:00,420 --> 01:45:01,420
He's awful.

2239
01:45:01,420 --> 01:45:02,420
But that's why I love him.

2240
01:45:02,420 --> 01:45:06,380
Because he's such a phenomenal piece of shit.

2241
01:45:06,380 --> 01:45:09,580
You just have to say it every time, he's not a rat, he's a rat.

2242
01:45:09,580 --> 01:45:13,140
Is he worse than Nagash though?

2243
01:45:13,140 --> 01:45:14,140
Yes.

2244
01:45:14,140 --> 01:45:17,540
Well, that's a really tough question.

2245
01:45:17,540 --> 01:45:23,500
Look, Nagash is the rightful ruler of the mortal realms.

2246
01:45:23,500 --> 01:45:27,740
It simply is.

2247
01:45:27,740 --> 01:45:32,380
We have confirmation as of the latest edition of Age of Sigmar trailer, he just straight

2248
01:45:32,380 --> 01:45:35,700
up steals the soul from Nagash's ass.

2249
01:45:35,700 --> 01:45:40,340
Truly Sigmar is a thief of what is rightfully Nagash's, but this is a whole different tangent.

2250
01:45:40,340 --> 01:45:43,700
No, the Horned Rat.

2251
01:45:43,700 --> 01:45:48,800
His history begins around the same time as the Skaven, when the Skaven were, the city

2252
01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:54,940
of Tylos in Warhammer fantasy was getting invaded by rats and then Skaven is presumably

2253
01:45:54,940 --> 01:45:56,520
when he popped up.

2254
01:45:56,520 --> 01:46:03,180
For a while he wasn't super influential, he just had the Skaven go out and make lower

2255
01:46:03,180 --> 01:46:10,100
property values by their presence basically.

2256
01:46:10,100 --> 01:46:12,860
It was the, I believe the first or second.

2257
01:46:12,860 --> 01:46:16,300
The Skaven get into great civil wars every five minutes, I don't remember who was the

2258
01:46:16,300 --> 01:46:18,900
first or the second he finally showed up.

2259
01:46:18,900 --> 01:46:25,420
But in one of those to end it, the Grey Seers summoned him into the world to get the Skaven

2260
01:46:25,420 --> 01:46:31,840
to stop killing each other, whereupon he showed up and just started eating Skaven for a pretty

2261
01:46:31,840 --> 01:46:33,060
decent amount of time.

2262
01:46:33,060 --> 01:46:36,900
It wasn't a quick hand fell, he just started grabbing them like popcorn.

2263
01:46:36,900 --> 01:46:38,860
It's not exactly gourmet is it?

2264
01:46:38,860 --> 01:46:43,220
No, but you know, it is what it is.

2265
01:46:43,220 --> 01:46:48,900
Eventually he managed to saciate himself for a bit and he was like, listen Skaven, it is

2266
01:46:48,900 --> 01:46:51,020
very funny watching you do this.

2267
01:46:51,020 --> 01:46:54,100
The genuine reasons, he thought it was funny they were killing each other.

2268
01:46:54,100 --> 01:46:58,940
He was like, the joke's getting old, I've had my laughs, now you must work together.

2269
01:46:58,940 --> 01:47:03,700
And then the Skaven work together and go out to kill things.

2270
01:47:03,700 --> 01:47:09,320
So he doesn't make appearances often when he does a whole lot of Skaven or going to die.

2271
01:47:09,320 --> 01:47:14,980
But he'll then, you know, kind of get everyone, get everyone together.

2272
01:47:14,980 --> 01:47:15,980
Sort of.

2273
01:47:15,980 --> 01:47:16,980
Again these are Skaven.

2274
01:47:16,980 --> 01:47:17,980
For fear, mostly.

2275
01:47:17,980 --> 01:47:18,980
Yeah.

2276
01:47:18,980 --> 01:47:21,740
Yeah, they're afraid of him.

2277
01:47:21,740 --> 01:47:22,740
Yeah.

2278
01:47:22,740 --> 01:47:26,100
Because of that they don't really, he doesn't really corrupt people.

2279
01:47:26,100 --> 01:47:29,980
There is I think in one of the Warhammer fantasy supplements a cult that worships the Great

2280
01:47:29,980 --> 01:47:30,980
Horned Rat.

2281
01:47:30,980 --> 01:47:34,980
I think it's in Middenheim, but I might be wrong on that.

2282
01:47:34,980 --> 01:47:38,700
The problem is the Great Horned Rat doesn't really do anything for them.

2283
01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:44,500
Like this is a Stockholm Syndrome terror cult and Skaven don't respect them.

2284
01:47:44,500 --> 01:47:47,300
I think the Skaven might use them as like meat shields.

2285
01:47:47,300 --> 01:47:48,300
That's it.

2286
01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:52,580
The Horned Rat doesn't really mess with humans.

2287
01:47:52,580 --> 01:48:02,540
He messes with Skaven very often, but for the most part it's not an enjoyable experience.

2288
01:48:02,540 --> 01:48:09,480
For example there's the Vermin Lord, his greater demon, Screech Vermin King, who was formed

2289
01:48:09,480 --> 01:48:15,860
when he took a bunch of Skaven, like the great, like the council members, threw them in a

2290
01:48:15,860 --> 01:48:22,220
pit together and then just kind of shut the door for an indeterminate amount of time.

2291
01:48:22,220 --> 01:48:27,480
And when he opened it back up they'd fused into one being, his greatest Vermin Lord.

2292
01:48:27,480 --> 01:48:30,980
So that's the kind of blessings you could expect to get from this guy.

2293
01:48:30,980 --> 01:48:31,980
Not great.

2294
01:48:31,980 --> 01:48:39,180
Other than that he did give the Skaven the black pillar, which can be used for any Skaven

2295
01:48:39,180 --> 01:48:44,340
that challenged the ruling council of Thirteen with the Horned Rat's backing.

2296
01:48:44,340 --> 01:48:49,020
Because if they touch the pillar and make their argument they can theoretically get

2297
01:48:49,020 --> 01:48:52,580
the Horned Rat's blessing and become a council member.

2298
01:48:52,580 --> 01:48:54,980
Problem is most rats that touch it blow up.

2299
01:48:54,980 --> 01:48:58,660
99% of failure rate.

2300
01:48:58,660 --> 01:49:04,660
If 99 might be a bit low.

2301
01:49:04,660 --> 01:49:11,700
He's got his realm of ruin, which is filled with greater demons, his Vermin Lords.

2302
01:49:11,700 --> 01:49:18,500
I believe it said there are as many Vermin Lords as there are Skaven in the mortal world.

2303
01:49:18,500 --> 01:49:21,820
Which is a couple billion minimum.

2304
01:49:21,820 --> 01:49:25,420
As of AOS probably trillions or more.

2305
01:49:25,420 --> 01:49:34,740
And yeah it's filled with warpstone, all you can hear is squeaking rats.

2306
01:49:34,740 --> 01:49:37,540
It's just awful.

2307
01:49:37,540 --> 01:49:38,540
It's just horrible.

2308
01:49:38,540 --> 01:49:42,900
And I'd rather be in Kamara.

2309
01:49:42,900 --> 01:49:46,420
He's really well personified but I hope this character you're going to mention.

2310
01:49:46,420 --> 01:49:49,700
Oh you should know who Dan Walhawam is going to be.

2311
01:49:49,700 --> 01:49:52,460
That's the best way to explain it.

2312
01:49:52,460 --> 01:49:57,420
But they even have their own mirror of the Skaven council of Thirteen.

2313
01:49:57,420 --> 01:50:03,660
There's 12 exalted Vermin Lords who have the Shadow Council of Thirteen.

2314
01:50:03,660 --> 01:50:08,700
It's a little fucky.

2315
01:50:08,700 --> 01:50:11,180
But that's all of the Skaven.

2316
01:50:11,180 --> 01:50:13,540
And of course how could I not mention.

2317
01:50:13,540 --> 01:50:17,220
The Horned Rat's funniest clown.

2318
01:50:17,220 --> 01:50:20,180
Thanquil the Grey Seer.

2319
01:50:20,180 --> 01:50:25,500
Who is not the Horned Rat's avatar in the mortal world.

2320
01:50:25,500 --> 01:50:28,140
But sometimes it really seems like it.

2321
01:50:28,140 --> 01:50:33,540
Thanquil is if you ever feel like you're a failure.

2322
01:50:33,540 --> 01:50:39,580
Just remember you can always fail so hard that you succeed in life.

2323
01:50:39,580 --> 01:50:42,380
Because that is Thanquil.

2324
01:50:42,380 --> 01:50:45,060
He's on paper the ideal Skaven.

2325
01:50:45,060 --> 01:50:46,660
He's genuinely cunning.

2326
01:50:46,660 --> 01:50:51,100
He's a very powerful wizard to the point that like some of the other most powerful wizards

2327
01:50:51,100 --> 01:50:55,140
shown in Warhammer like Thanquil shows up it's like oh you are a threat.

2328
01:50:55,140 --> 01:50:57,980
That is a problem.

2329
01:50:57,980 --> 01:50:59,820
He nearly ripped an airship out of the sky.

2330
01:50:59,820 --> 01:51:03,060
He nearly ripped like the dwarf Hindenburg out of the sky.

2331
01:51:03,060 --> 01:51:08,140
Only stopped by an incredibly powerful wizard in Godric and Felix of course.

2332
01:51:08,140 --> 01:51:10,380
Hates Godric and Felix.

2333
01:51:10,380 --> 01:51:14,860
And we'll get to that later another time.

2334
01:51:14,860 --> 01:51:20,920
And he's just he if Thanquil has the sights on you.

2335
01:51:20,920 --> 01:51:26,140
You might not die but everyone around you was probably going to including the Skaven.

2336
01:51:26,140 --> 01:51:33,280
Because the problem with Thanquil is he's so self absorbed and so self destructive that

2337
01:51:33,280 --> 01:51:34,620
everything he does is ruined.

2338
01:51:34,620 --> 01:51:39,620
And he's also also incompetent on top of still being competent.

2339
01:51:39,620 --> 01:51:42,380
Like Age of Sigmar.

2340
01:51:42,380 --> 01:51:46,980
Once again we are ruining Nagash's plans because that's what the Skaven exists to do.

2341
01:51:46,980 --> 01:51:51,820
He led the invasion of his like next greatest set of black pyramids and the Skaven digs

2342
01:51:51,820 --> 01:51:55,780
successfully blow them up and ruin the Nagash's plan.

2343
01:51:55,780 --> 01:52:02,100
They also accidentally tunneled into an ocean filled with zombies and flooded Skaven light.

2344
01:52:02,100 --> 01:52:03,980
It was called the year of the drowned rat.

2345
01:52:03,980 --> 01:52:06,660
That is that is the fun of Thanquil.

2346
01:52:06,660 --> 01:52:09,740
His book I've started reading is finally reading his books recently.

2347
01:52:09,740 --> 01:52:11,540
It starts with him being captured.

2348
01:52:11,540 --> 01:52:12,540
Oh donation.

2349
01:52:12,540 --> 01:52:15,780
Let me give that a read.

2350
01:52:15,780 --> 01:52:18,360
Thank you Donkeyman USA for the two.

2351
01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:22,300
Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage.

2352
01:52:22,300 --> 01:52:23,300
Smashing pumpkins.

2353
01:52:23,300 --> 01:52:24,300
Yeah.

2354
01:52:24,300 --> 01:52:30,820
But yeah he he's captured and the entire time is being carted off to no spoilers wherever

2355
01:52:30,820 --> 01:52:32,300
he's going.

2356
01:52:32,300 --> 01:52:37,380
He's blaming other people for getting him in that predicament despite the fact this

2357
01:52:37,380 --> 01:52:44,620
happens right after gotchigan Felix books which are about 300 like you know a couple

2358
01:52:44,620 --> 01:52:50,300
hundred pages of Thanquil's worth of him murdering his underlings and sabotaging their

2359
01:52:50,300 --> 01:52:51,700
plans that would have succeeded.

2360
01:52:51,700 --> 01:52:52,700
It's not his fault.

2361
01:52:52,700 --> 01:52:54,820
And yeah and then going this is not my fault.

2362
01:52:54,820 --> 01:52:56,260
I am the greatest of greys ears.

2363
01:52:56,260 --> 01:52:58,180
I'm perfect.

2364
01:52:58,180 --> 01:53:04,020
In the end times he was made the de facto leader of all skaven because the horn rat

2365
01:53:04,020 --> 01:53:10,300
showed up again ate all of them all the great like the Lord the Council of 13 and put that

2366
01:53:10,300 --> 01:53:12,060
call in charge.

2367
01:53:12,060 --> 01:53:16,300
There was no reason given I believe for why this happened.

2368
01:53:16,300 --> 01:53:21,900
So I have no reason to believe other than the horn rat thought it would be funny.

2369
01:53:21,900 --> 01:53:22,900
What could go wrong.

2370
01:53:22,900 --> 01:53:23,900
The reason the sense of humor.

2371
01:53:23,900 --> 01:53:28,140
Yeah the reason he you know the great like the Council 13 was given it's because they

2372
01:53:28,140 --> 01:53:33,740
were being incompetent and infighting as for why Thanquil was in charge.

2373
01:53:33,740 --> 01:53:34,740
Funny funny laugh.

2374
01:53:34,740 --> 01:53:43,740
Put the funny rat man who's hurts the skaven so badly that a slan let him live.

2375
01:53:43,740 --> 01:53:49,140
It's truly the horn rat's strongest soldier.

2376
01:53:49,140 --> 01:53:54,060
There is a there is another chaos god though who does need exaltation.

2377
01:53:54,060 --> 01:54:01,540
There is mighty hashoot who will have a much shorter spiel because hashoot only does not

2378
01:54:01,540 --> 01:54:04,420
have much.

2379
01:54:04,420 --> 01:54:05,420
He's there.

2380
01:54:05,420 --> 01:54:10,360
Although I'll just tell you right now we don't know what his realm is or if he has one.

2381
01:54:10,360 --> 01:54:13,300
So that section's already out.

2382
01:54:13,300 --> 01:54:16,300
Hashoot is the father of darkness.

2383
01:54:16,300 --> 01:54:20,940
He's making a bit of a comeback.

2384
01:54:20,940 --> 01:54:22,900
He did come back in AOS.

2385
01:54:22,900 --> 01:54:25,620
He's got a chaos god flat share somewhere.

2386
01:54:25,620 --> 01:54:31,780
Yeah it's like he's the chaos god of you know tyranny darkness greed but he might not be

2387
01:54:31,780 --> 01:54:35,860
a chaos god he might just be a really powerful demon he might be something else entirely

2388
01:54:35,860 --> 01:54:38,140
connected to chaos.

2389
01:54:38,140 --> 01:54:43,740
Never really clarified exactly the the Dawis are the chaos doors worship him as a god and

2390
01:54:43,740 --> 01:54:46,100
he is their patron.

2391
01:54:46,100 --> 01:54:49,140
And the chaos dwarfs were not quite cast dwarfs yet.

2392
01:54:49,140 --> 01:54:52,620
They were cut off from the ancestor gods of the dwarfs.

2393
01:54:52,620 --> 01:54:55,700
So as supplies ran out they were suffering pretty greatly.

2394
01:54:55,700 --> 01:55:00,220
Hashoot came along and was like hey fellas I got a deal for you.

2395
01:55:00,220 --> 01:55:06,320
Get me some get some slaves do some evil dark magic shit and I'll take care of you.

2396
01:55:06,320 --> 01:55:11,500
And to be to be honest he is probably the best cash god to worship because he doesn't

2397
01:55:11,500 --> 01:55:15,140
lie if you do what he wants he's he's not going to screw with you.

2398
01:55:15,140 --> 01:55:19,820
Like Zinch may decide your chaos spawn now because why not.

2399
01:55:19,820 --> 01:55:23,420
And while Khorin probably wouldn't lie either he will punch you.

2400
01:55:23,420 --> 01:55:26,220
You will definitely get punched at some point.

2401
01:55:26,220 --> 01:55:31,820
Fair enough but you know Khorin is it's he's still like proper chaos like he if Khorin

2402
01:55:31,820 --> 01:55:34,660
gives you too much love you can still turn into a chaos spawn.

2403
01:55:34,660 --> 01:55:40,740
Then Zinch does that the most but that's not strictly speaking unique to Zinch right.

2404
01:55:40,740 --> 01:55:44,260
There is a downside to Hashoot if I remember.

2405
01:55:44,260 --> 01:55:46,260
Is that the sorcerers.

2406
01:55:46,260 --> 01:55:51,620
That the thing with that is in theory sorcerers of the chaos dwarfs do turn to stone after

2407
01:55:51,620 --> 01:55:52,820
a long enough time.

2408
01:55:52,820 --> 01:55:58,020
The thing is I'm pretty sure that's more of a dwarf problem because the dwarfs were made

2409
01:55:58,020 --> 01:56:03,500
by the old ones to specifically not be able to use magic.

2410
01:56:03,500 --> 01:56:08,260
So Hashoot lets them use magic but that might just be like dwarfs aren't supposed to use

2411
01:56:08,260 --> 01:56:10,820
magic you're trying to put a square peg in a round hole.

2412
01:56:10,820 --> 01:56:14,540
It's the equivalent of being lactose intolerant just being like milk.

2413
01:56:14,540 --> 01:56:15,540
Still eating.

2414
01:56:15,540 --> 01:56:16,540
You can't have that.

2415
01:56:16,540 --> 01:56:19,460
Blowing up the bar of magic.

2416
01:56:19,460 --> 01:56:23,460
Like that might I'm pretty sure that's not specific like Hashoot is you know taking them

2417
01:56:23,460 --> 01:56:27,260
over that's just like I'll give you the magic you're probably not supposed to use it but

2418
01:56:27,260 --> 01:56:28,620
I'm not gonna stop you.

2419
01:56:28,620 --> 01:56:30,420
I know I shouldn't but here you go.

2420
01:56:30,420 --> 01:56:35,180
There's a little bit of like a mechanical theme to it as well.

2421
01:56:35,180 --> 01:56:37,260
Yeah that's the.

2422
01:56:37,260 --> 01:56:38,800
So he's the god of tyranny.

2423
01:56:38,800 --> 01:56:41,740
It's just the thing is his main followers are the chaos dwarfs.

2424
01:56:41,740 --> 01:56:43,580
The dwarfs, chaos dwarfs.

2425
01:56:43,580 --> 01:56:44,580
They're still dwarfs.

2426
01:56:44,580 --> 01:56:45,580
They're so very industrious.

2427
01:56:45,580 --> 01:56:46,580
They're smart.

2428
01:56:46,580 --> 01:56:47,580
They're clever.

2429
01:56:47,580 --> 01:56:51,500
So they use that to fulfill like what he truly wants which is tyranny.

2430
01:56:51,500 --> 01:56:56,080
Go out there get slaves build your empire oppress you know whoever you find.

2431
01:56:56,080 --> 01:56:57,580
That's what Hashoot's about.

2432
01:56:57,580 --> 01:57:01,660
It's just the dwarfs being dwarfs are very efficient with it.

2433
01:57:01,660 --> 01:57:02,980
They're industrious by nature.

2434
01:57:02,980 --> 01:57:07,140
They've got great factories stuff like that.

2435
01:57:07,140 --> 01:57:11,900
His history is like I said he did ever since that first bit where he found the made the

2436
01:57:11,900 --> 01:57:12,900
chaos dwarfs.

2437
01:57:12,900 --> 01:57:16,580
The chaos dwarfs he's just been helping them out.

2438
01:57:16,580 --> 01:57:21,420
I don't believe it was ever made clear but he did somehow show back up in Age of Sigmar.

2439
01:57:21,420 --> 01:57:25,740
Shoots round two baby he's coming back to get a single Warcry release and then nothing

2440
01:57:25,740 --> 01:57:27,500
else ever again.

2441
01:57:27,500 --> 01:57:32,100
Chaos dwarfs truly are the most oppressed race.

2442
01:57:32,100 --> 01:57:34,780
And it's yeah there's not much to.

2443
01:57:34,780 --> 01:57:38,700
He's more of a minor entity isn't he.

2444
01:57:38,700 --> 01:57:42,740
I appreciate that honestly I like when you get the small little like characters like

2445
01:57:42,740 --> 01:57:44,940
that it's like it adds a little bit of flavor to chaos.

2446
01:57:44,940 --> 01:57:46,940
It's like you know you don't want just the big four.

2447
01:57:46,940 --> 01:57:48,740
Hey there's this fella here.

2448
01:57:48,740 --> 01:57:52,220
A little bull themes as well because he's like a minotaur isn't he.

2449
01:57:52,220 --> 01:57:56,140
There are chaos dwarfs get like their teeth grow out as well.

2450
01:57:56,140 --> 01:58:00,780
Yeah it's like they're kind of like sort of ancient Babylonian kind of theme.

2451
01:58:00,780 --> 01:58:02,820
They got they got the bowls and stuff.

2452
01:58:02,820 --> 01:58:03,820
The beards.

2453
01:58:03,820 --> 01:58:12,100
Yeah and notable you know some chaos dwarf characters.

2454
01:58:12,100 --> 01:58:17,260
Go look at the total war hammer legendary lords you know Astragoth iron hand.

2455
01:58:17,260 --> 01:58:22,780
He's a and such an old sorcerer that his body is turning to stone that he's got himself

2456
01:58:22,780 --> 01:58:27,260
a little mechanical like pair of legs that walk for him.

2457
01:58:27,260 --> 01:58:28,660
Not apparently inclusive.

2458
01:58:28,660 --> 01:58:30,340
He's stoned all the time.

2459
01:58:30,340 --> 01:58:34,180
That's one of it like he can't walk because his legs are most of his body is stone so

2460
01:58:34,180 --> 01:58:37,380
he's got a I don't even know what to call it.

2461
01:58:37,380 --> 01:58:40,700
I want to call it it's like a mech but it's clearly not a mech.

2462
01:58:40,700 --> 01:58:41,700
I know you mean exoskeleton.

2463
01:58:41,700 --> 01:58:44,300
Yeah exoskeleton there we go.

2464
01:58:44,300 --> 01:58:49,380
He's got like an exoskeleton that walks for him so he can you know still you move still.

2465
01:58:49,380 --> 01:58:52,500
I think looks good.

2466
01:58:52,500 --> 01:58:56,140
So that shoot follower doesn't mess with people very much.

2467
01:58:56,140 --> 01:58:58,460
He knows he's got a good thing going with the chaos dwarfs.

2468
01:58:58,460 --> 01:59:02,500
So he's pretty he's pretty content where he's at a shoot.

2469
01:59:02,500 --> 01:59:04,820
Say what you want about him might not be the most powerful.

2470
01:59:04,820 --> 01:59:05,820
He knows what he's all about.

2471
01:59:05,820 --> 01:59:06,820
He knows his place.

2472
01:59:06,820 --> 01:59:09,540
And we're speaking of a guy who's got the exoskeleton.

2473
01:59:09,540 --> 01:59:10,540
He's not ableist.

2474
01:59:10,540 --> 01:59:11,540
That's good.

2475
01:59:11,540 --> 01:59:16,380
No he will gather any slave no matter what condition they're in.

2476
01:59:16,380 --> 01:59:18,540
Then I'll send them into the factory.

2477
01:59:18,540 --> 01:59:24,940
Speaking of I think finally finishing on our last minor chaos god and their corruption.

2478
01:59:24,940 --> 01:59:30,980
I think Eli's gonna explain perhaps I don't know if this one gets in going for some reason

2479
01:59:30,980 --> 01:59:34,140
but we're gonna talk about the last one here malice.

2480
01:59:34,140 --> 01:59:37,140
Yeah baby malice number one.

2481
01:59:37,140 --> 01:59:38,140
Malice number one.

2482
01:59:38,140 --> 01:59:39,140
I didn't know there was a god called malice.

2483
01:59:39,140 --> 01:59:43,660
I think I found the real god of copium.

2484
01:59:43,660 --> 01:59:46,340
He's canon guys he's canon I swear he's there.

2485
01:59:46,340 --> 01:59:47,340
Malice.

2486
01:59:47,340 --> 01:59:48,340
The minor chaos god is malice.

2487
01:59:48,340 --> 01:59:49,340
James workshop.

2488
01:59:49,340 --> 01:59:52,540
Oh my gosh okay.

2489
01:59:52,540 --> 01:59:57,380
Malice is the fifth and canon chaos god for real for real.

2490
01:59:57,380 --> 01:59:58,380
Real spiel.

2491
01:59:58,380 --> 01:59:59,380
Call us.

2492
01:59:59,380 --> 02:00:00,380
Call us.

2493
02:00:00,380 --> 02:00:04,700
Alright fuck the great horn rat I guess.

2494
02:00:04,700 --> 02:00:06,420
Great horn rat's only in fantasy.

2495
02:00:06,420 --> 02:00:08,020
Malice is in 40k.

2496
02:00:08,020 --> 02:00:14,700
He was malol in fantasy but then malol got copyright banned for something I don't remember

2497
02:00:14,700 --> 02:00:15,700
what.

2498
02:00:15,700 --> 02:00:20,660
Like British licensing laws of the 1980s.

2499
02:00:20,660 --> 02:00:26,860
He is the god of anarchy and the god of ag of just chaos.

2500
02:00:26,860 --> 02:00:28,940
He's the chaos god.

2501
02:00:28,940 --> 02:00:36,580
He's a like complete contradiction made manifest essentially and so worshiping him causes your

2502
02:00:36,580 --> 02:00:41,300
soul like it strains your soul so you're slowly like drained of life for worshiping

2503
02:00:41,300 --> 02:00:47,140
him because it's such a contradiction because if malice were to win then chaos would just

2504
02:00:47,140 --> 02:00:50,980
blow up and it'd be real chaos.

2505
02:00:50,980 --> 02:00:59,660
He's the god of like actual chaos right because you know the other gods are bound by the things

2506
02:00:59,660 --> 02:01:05,100
that they embody and that they like so malol isn't bound by any of that he just embodies

2507
02:01:05,100 --> 02:01:07,460
like pure anarchy crazy stuff.

2508
02:01:07,460 --> 02:01:13,380
His space marine legion is the sons of malice and essentially the most their lore comes

2509
02:01:13,380 --> 02:01:17,940
from like little codex excerpts and also battle fleet gothic of all things.

2510
02:01:17,940 --> 02:01:21,020
One short story as well.

2511
02:01:21,020 --> 02:01:25,660
They were this I don't think there's much known about them when they were loyal because

2512
02:01:25,660 --> 02:01:27,580
they were a loyalist chapter.

2513
02:01:27,580 --> 02:01:31,780
They were eating people and an inquisitor saw this and thought man that's whack and

2514
02:01:31,780 --> 02:01:36,540
so he brought in some imperial guards some sisters battle the sons of malice obliterated

2515
02:01:36,540 --> 02:01:40,740
them and ate them because sons of malice really like eating people.

2516
02:01:40,740 --> 02:01:43,740
And they painted their the flesh eaters chapter with Jessica.

2517
02:01:43,740 --> 02:01:44,740
Yeah, pretty much.

2518
02:01:44,740 --> 02:01:45,740
Yeah, that's so weird.

2519
02:01:45,740 --> 02:01:46,740
Why would people have they eat?

2520
02:01:46,740 --> 02:01:49,820
Because they're not actually they don't actually eat people but they're just called the flesh

2521
02:01:49,820 --> 02:01:53,660
eaters like suspicious.

2522
02:01:53,660 --> 02:01:56,500
So they became the sons of malice and they changed their paint scheme to look really

2523
02:01:56,500 --> 02:01:57,500
cool.

2524
02:01:57,500 --> 02:01:59,900
It's the nice white black and gold.

2525
02:01:59,900 --> 02:02:06,020
They reside on a space hulk called the lab wreath and to gain malice's like favorite

2526
02:02:06,020 --> 02:02:08,860
become part of the 13 because 13 is the number.

2527
02:02:08,860 --> 02:02:12,500
I'm pretty sure it's either 11 or 13 but I think it's 13.

2528
02:02:12,500 --> 02:02:16,540
They have to go through these like crazy trials in this labyrinth and the people who come

2529
02:02:16,540 --> 02:02:20,060
out alive are the like get onto the council.

2530
02:02:20,060 --> 02:02:27,060
Basically you can summon malal malice into real space which they do on cadia and then

2531
02:02:27,060 --> 02:02:28,380
they just don't talk about it anymore.

2532
02:02:28,380 --> 02:02:29,380
But it did happen.

2533
02:02:29,380 --> 02:02:30,460
It happened guys.

2534
02:02:30,460 --> 02:02:31,460
He's there guys.

2535
02:02:31,460 --> 02:02:32,460
I swear.

2536
02:02:32,460 --> 02:02:33,980
So yeah, but he's pretty cool.

2537
02:02:33,980 --> 02:02:38,620
The sons of malice never say anything they fight in complete silence whenever they fight

2538
02:02:38,620 --> 02:02:42,060
and then they take lots of prisoners and then they eat you afterward.

2539
02:02:42,060 --> 02:02:47,140
It's total rebellion isn't it from other imagined food.

2540
02:02:47,140 --> 02:02:48,140
Yeah and they're yeah.

2541
02:02:48,140 --> 02:02:49,140
Yeah.

2542
02:02:49,140 --> 02:02:50,140
I was there.

2543
02:02:50,140 --> 02:02:51,140
They're not on chaos's side.

2544
02:02:51,140 --> 02:02:52,140
Oh sorry.

2545
02:02:52,140 --> 02:02:58,100
They're not on chaos's side and they're not on the Imperium side.

2546
02:02:58,100 --> 02:03:01,460
They fight everybody because that's what true chaos is.

2547
02:03:01,460 --> 02:03:03,780
So they are literally just chaos.

2548
02:03:03,780 --> 02:03:05,100
They're just a punk band.

2549
02:03:05,100 --> 02:03:07,060
They're a space marines punk band.

2550
02:03:07,060 --> 02:03:12,180
You speculate in contradiction to the other chaos gods being corrupted by malice.

2551
02:03:12,180 --> 02:03:17,220
You probably don't show much of it just because of the fact of the other chaos gods do and

2552
02:03:17,220 --> 02:03:21,900
therefore he wants to rebel against that idea.

2553
02:03:21,900 --> 02:03:26,560
But I think yeah malice is there does need a little bit more love but malice is kind

2554
02:03:26,560 --> 02:03:32,060
of a again like as I said it's purest form interesting not much is known about his realm

2555
02:03:32,060 --> 02:03:33,060
is it really.

2556
02:03:33,060 --> 02:03:37,500
It just mentions that space and then they summon him in that story don't they.

2557
02:03:37,500 --> 02:03:41,980
And he just looked like a big creature and they're basically like you know it's undescribable

2558
02:03:41,980 --> 02:03:42,980
you know.

2559
02:03:42,980 --> 02:03:43,980
That guy is beefy.

2560
02:03:43,980 --> 02:03:44,980
Classic.

2561
02:03:44,980 --> 02:03:48,340
I swear bros I don't have the words to describe this really cool thing I'm looking at.

2562
02:03:48,340 --> 02:03:51,100
Oh having an identifiable visage is cringe.

2563
02:03:51,100 --> 02:03:53,900
I'm just not going to yes.

2564
02:03:53,900 --> 02:03:54,900
That means nothing.

2565
02:03:54,900 --> 02:03:55,900
They're through chaos.

2566
02:03:55,900 --> 02:04:02,100
They have a thing of they will betray each other because it's a deal that's like also

2567
02:04:02,100 --> 02:04:03,100
helps serving.

2568
02:04:03,100 --> 02:04:08,100
So when like all them when I mentioned they become like part of the council the council

2569
02:04:08,100 --> 02:04:12,020
gets sacrificed to bring him into the real space.

2570
02:04:12,020 --> 02:04:15,220
So anything like you know you know you expected a reward for your service.

2571
02:04:15,220 --> 02:04:16,500
No that would be a contradiction.

2572
02:04:16,500 --> 02:04:20,340
So yeah I think the complete opposite of everything.

2573
02:04:20,340 --> 02:04:23,900
And like when he was malol I think the idea of his followers were like he did not have

2574
02:04:23,900 --> 02:04:30,500
a lot because he hates chaos but what followers he did have were like the weak the weakest

2575
02:04:30,500 --> 02:04:34,140
malol follower is the is the strongest coordinate champion.

2576
02:04:34,140 --> 02:04:39,060
Yeah and I think in 40k it says they they gain immense power and then they kind of leave

2577
02:04:39,060 --> 02:04:40,060
it at that.

2578
02:04:40,060 --> 02:04:44,740
Yeah that's unfortunately that's kind of the main ones the chaos gods.

2579
02:04:44,740 --> 02:04:48,980
Also there are some other gods in the setting they don't really have like a warp corruption

2580
02:04:48,980 --> 02:04:55,900
because obviously all chaos is warp you know warp mushroom source essentially though.

2581
02:04:55,900 --> 02:05:01,860
I think with that that should be the entirety of chaos corruption and how it affects you

2582
02:05:01,860 --> 02:05:08,780
and ruins you and makes you want to subscribe to the channel if you made it this far.

2583
02:05:08,780 --> 02:05:13,100
Worship the horned rat worship the horned rat there's only one valid chaos god.

2584
02:05:13,100 --> 02:05:16,860
Thank you everyone who donated over the entire stream.

2585
02:05:16,860 --> 02:05:23,300
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2586
02:05:23,300 --> 02:05:28,420
We should be back with a tier list soon as well some more cool stuff and we hope you

2587
02:05:28,420 --> 02:05:34,380
all enjoyed this episode and this little deep dive into the multifaceted layers of basically

2588
02:05:34,380 --> 02:05:39,900
being the worst human being ever and the great horned rat excuse me thank you thank you all

2589
02:05:39,900 --> 02:05:40,900
mentioned.

2590
02:05:40,900 --> 02:05:46,420
I think with that being said anyone else anything else to add at the end of that.

2591
02:05:46,420 --> 02:05:50,340
Don't follow chaos praise the emperor and you can go to heaven promise.

2592
02:05:50,340 --> 02:05:56,300
The emperor the false emperor to say it could be a fifth chaos or sixth chaos god excuse

2593
02:05:56,300 --> 02:05:57,300
me.

2594
02:05:57,300 --> 02:05:59,100
Four armed emperor four armed emperor best chaos god.

2595
02:05:59,100 --> 02:06:03,940
With that being said though thank you guys so much for watching and listening and well

2596
02:06:03,940 --> 02:06:05,460
Colin did make his bed we swear.

2597
02:06:05,460 --> 02:06:06,460
We'll catch you all.

2598
02:06:06,460 --> 02:06:07,940
And look at the cute dud.

2599
02:06:07,940 --> 02:06:08,940
It is.

2600
02:06:08,940 --> 02:06:09,940
And that's a TGVs picture right there.

2601
02:06:09,940 --> 02:06:10,940
I got to stop doing that.

2602
02:06:10,940 --> 02:06:11,940
That's got to make an appearance.

2603
02:06:11,940 --> 02:06:18,940
Thank you guys so much for listening and we'll catch you in the next one.

2604
02:06:18,940 --> 02:06:22,940
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2605
02:06:22,940 --> 02:06:24,940
Strong fail strength people and fish people.

2606
02:06:24,940 --> 02:06:25,940
Love you guys.

2607
02:06:25,940 --> 02:06:26,940
Love you all.

2608
02:06:26,940 --> 02:06:27,940
Thank you so much.

2609
02:06:27,940 --> 02:06:51,420
Bye.