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Hello everyone, it's us, the Goobers from LoreCrimes.

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We're just goofing about boys, hope everyone is having a good evening or a good morning

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wherever you are.

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We've got a topic, wait I'm making sure we are live.

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We do have a cool topic today though because we're going to talk about something that was

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pretty damn obvious to most people who are in the Warhammer spaces.

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If you can't do it correctly once you can try again, not really because they did it

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pretty well the first time though, but it's Necron Lords and we're also doing a bit of

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Spicy Tomb King Lords as well.

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You might kind of start to notice if you own a Warhammer 40k fan or a 30k fan, there was

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a world that existed before GW decided to throw literal horse crap at the enemies and

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ruin it.

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And then you have it chosen all over the place.

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The fact that it's called the world that was is still upsetting in our pain.

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But yeah, in Warhammer fantasy there was Tomb Kings before we had Necron Lords, there was

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Necrons at home before we had Necrons.

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This is so hard because they're exactly the same thing.

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The Necrons were very, after the Regret Con, were very much inspired by the Tomb Kings.

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Yes, but I think we're going to be discussing both of the best, we're going to discuss all

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of the characters that kind of, I guess you could probably see some inspired other ones

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whereas others are wholly unique and we'll be getting into some of those juicy lore tidbits.

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You probably might see some themes pop up.

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They'd be like, oh, that looks familiar, like copying someone else's homework.

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But before that though, I think Colin, we have the question of the week.

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We do.

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This week.

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But I'm already, I'm raring.

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I'm excited because you've definitely said there's some spice in there.

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The last one was, you know, hashtag secret and it was just what are some secrets in Warhammer.

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And yes, some of them, you know, some of we get some really good ones.

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One of them lit me up a little bit.

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Do you feel personally attacked?

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I do.

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There's two small extra things I wanted to throw on top of that, both related to the

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topic of lighting me up because holy shit, man.

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We'll go with the first one I grabbed.

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Lollipop Knight 2.

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Hashtag secrets.

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There actually truly never was a second nor an 11th legion of the Adeptus Astartes.

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The Emperor just can't count.

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When Kilman, the greatest account of them all, had the balls to call him on it, the

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Emperor injected vague memories of a purge into the Primarch's minds.

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He figured maybe it would scare his sons to a better compliance, too.

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That'd be the funniest thing if they revealed that's what happens.

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Like, you know, they never existed.

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It was just the Emperor gaslighting everyone.

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Gaslighting because he was embarrassed as well at the end of the day.

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At Huntsman 7274, hashtag secret.

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The Inquisition doesn't want you to know this, but Exterminatus doesn't exist.

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Planets just do that sometimes.

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That was a real tweet thread where someone was like, yeah, nukes aren't real.

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Someone replied with Japan just did that.

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It just does that when no one's looking.

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The last one, starting the topic of getting on my ass, is the Heir of the Redeemer 2828,

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hashtag secret.

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Marathi once met Colin at her newest Fling school reunion.

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Sources say she was disgusted, intrigued and confused.

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Oh, is that your worst nightmare?

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It hurts.

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It hurts especially because it's so...

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This person knows.

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It's a true Colin fan.

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And then just one of the two extra things I wanted to throw in was Winter8109.

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Luther kinda was the Dark Souls 2 of the Dark Angel.

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So he was the best Dark Angel, easy sweep.

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No!

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He was the rushed out.

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Someone who's literally just killed the bed of chaos yesterday.

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I'm coming around to Dark Souls 2 being actually pretty good.

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It's not.

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For people listening, we've already done a live stream about a tier list of every single

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Dark Souls boss fight.

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So if you want to go to see how we all felt about Dark Souls 2, go to that one.

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It's on our channel.

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The other quick thing, you know, was someone, I will name no names, nothing about them,

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except they decided they told me they looked like the chicken man from Toy Story 2.

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And I was like, no, I did not need that.

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It's not even the guy who does the really satisfying repair job as well.

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That's the facial hair.

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That fucking killed me.

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It was really funny though.

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I got that message and was like, holy shit.

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Honestly, how does that make you feel?

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I started laughing when I got that message.

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I was like, holy shit, I just got fucking executed.

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Holy shit, dude, you killed him.

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I just want to point out that Eli is sitting there laughing all about his little like YouTube

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pimp jacket.

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Show us.

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Look at that.

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He's got a back coat.

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For free.

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They just sent it to you.

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I don't know.

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We haven't got one.

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It's bullshit.

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Colin's not got his pimp jacket.

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It's my jacket from shorts.

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Chicken guy from Toy Story.

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DJ Beats, leave Colin alone.

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He's got a back coat.

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He's got a back coat.

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DJ Beats, leave Colin alone.

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Okay.

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What's he doing now?

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Slander.

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We appreciate DJ Beats.

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He's always in the chat.

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The poll is in the way.

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People need to type in what the rest of us look like, but please be kind.

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Or don't.

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No, if I'm getting neat like that, you guys are in the chopping block too.

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Fuck you.

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Good luck.

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I think I look out Mr. Beast and I don't like, I'm okay.

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The thing is, I'm okay with that.

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Like that's good enough for me.

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You got Mr. Beast.

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I got the fucking Toy Story chicken guy.

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We do look similar, but he's a little bit chubbier.

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He's a little bit like chubby in the cheeks.

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All you can get from this is just MF Doom, apparently.

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I've been called the lucky charms guy many times.

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Short hair.

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So what can you do?

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All your cheeks are already hurt.

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Speaking of that, we do have another question of the week.

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Andy, do you remember what the question of the week was?

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This one is hashtag immortal.

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What would you do with immortality in the Warhammer universe?

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And we're going to say both fantasy and 40k?

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Sure.

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Why not?

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Pick a universe and decide which one you're going to be immortal in.

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Just not End Times.

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That's not allowed.

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The better idea is just to run to the webway and don't...

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I'd say that, but then Zinch set up a tent in the webway or something.

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But Zinch would get you eventually.

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The clown man would keep you safe.

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labyrinth or in his museum?

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I guess.

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You can't do much, but you're alive, I guess.

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Do you ever... if you're trapped in that, do you perceive time flowing or not?

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I think you can if he lets you.

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I'm pretty sure there's a mechanic, a tech priest, who asked for that because he just

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wanted to run computations and shit in peace.

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There was also the Black Legion guys in the Hammer and Bolter episode where we were in

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one.

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And they just repeat.

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They go to this planet and they go, we're going to steal this artifact from the Necrons.

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And every time Trezin's like, you can leave whenever you want.

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You just have to choose not to invade.

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And they never do.

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So they just live in a repeating loop against the Drukhari in this little cube forever.

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It's sad, but it's the Black Legion, so who cares?

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We will be talking more about him later, though.

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But I think Eli, we're going to get straight on in there because we're going to talk about

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perhaps some of the fanciest, smanciest... smanciest?

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What the... the true absolute chads of just any Xenos faction, although that could be argued

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because we have Xenos scum loving Eldar fans here.

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But it's Necron Lord, Eli.

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Take it away.

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Yeah, baby.

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The Necrons are the best of the best Xenos.

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They own the galaxy.

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Rightful rulers, as it should be.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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I was reading through like half of the Nemesaur Xantric and Obra in a short story and I had

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like five pages of notes so I decided to stop.

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So this is a Xantric and Obra episode as much as it is Necron Lord's episodes, but they're

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the best Necron Lords so you can't complain too much.

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Just a quick foray before we start.

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There are some Necron Lords we're going to mention today that to our hearts utter disgust

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they've removed from the Codex, if I do believe.

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Yes, it's very sad.

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They still have lore tidbits in the Codex though, like in the first few pages they're

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there.

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I looked, but no rules in the law.

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Just a rub salt into the wound.

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So if some people are listening, there are probably some Necron Lords you probably never

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heard about.

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If you're a recent person just started playing 10th edition or you're recent to Warhammer

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lore, there are some, I mean arguably probably more interesting characters we're going to

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discuss who again GW apparently just doesn't want to update the goddamn model for.

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Maybe next edition they'll come back, but who knows.

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Pain but we're going to get into it though.

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Yeah.

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Alright well, oh, Colin's going to die.

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Colin's going to die.

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Pardon me.

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Donate to the chat so he can get a new pancreas.

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Fucking make that three.

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No, I'm joking.

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Alright well, we're going to start at the head of the totem pole other than the silent

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king because he just showed up.

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We're going to start with the Immo Tech the Storm Lord, the most epic guy in all the galaxy

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who in my opinion is the best general in the whole galaxy.

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No diff ultramarines.

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Sorry Rose.

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But Immo Tech has recently risen in the thing is in the 40th millennium upon the crown world

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of Mandragora only to find his dynasty, the South Tech dynasty engulfed in a civil war.

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He was awoken by an ambitious noble hoping to use the Storm Lord's legendary prowess,

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but Immo Tech had no time for games and slew the noble immediately like the scrub he was.

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He then mustered his forces and swiftly ended the civil war and he has since ravaged the

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Believe he's carved an empire something like he's gained like something like 80 tomb worlds,

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but I know Andy was telling me that he found a much larger number.

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I don't remember what the number was though.

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I think it's like he's got the tomb worlds, but he's also conquered like loads of human

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worlds.

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He goes like I got hundreds of them.

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They're just like fun.

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Say oh I've killed everyone.

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That's mine now.

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All your resources.

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So in like 200 years the guy has allegedly gotten more planets than years he's been fighting.

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So very successful.

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Obviously not Imperium numbers, but he's getting there.

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He's uniting the necrons slowly but surely.

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Alexander calls them the taker of a trillion hands and master of 300,000 sons, which I

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assume is reference to the times of old before the necrons went to sleep.

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Goes hard.

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Yeah.

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I think my favorite tidbit is that even the I think the Gitan, it was mentioned in back

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in the war in heaven millions of years ago, even the Gitan I think knew of him, which

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is like crazy considering necrons were to their mindless slave robots.

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So that's how dangerous he was.

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Back in the day he wasn't like he was a general.

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He was just like I just like doing war because I'm good at it.

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He wasn't into the whole I want to rule.

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But then he came back and he's like what are you all doing?

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This is stupid.

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Where's the king?

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Oh for god.

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Oh fine.

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I'll do it.

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I'll do it.

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If no one else will.

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I guess I should mention the pharaoh of the Sototac dynasty did not wake up unfortunately.

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So everyone was squabbling and trying to gain the power while they could.

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So they actually stopped the resurrection protocols for all the other nobles.

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Oh my god.

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The border prince is coming with quite the take.

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I'm missing the chance.

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I'm not showing up on my phone.

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The storm lord is a filthy regicide and should have remembered his place.

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Oh jeez.

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Did not think I'd be here at Ammo Tech's slander today.

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Come on.

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Ammo Tech's a G. He deserves everything.

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Everything he gets.

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But essentially they were squabbling for power.

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Some guy woke up Ammo Tech because he thought that Ammo Tech would help him get the power

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but then Ammo Tech just took the armies and killed everyone basically.

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And then got the allegiance of all the others.

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But anyways more about him.

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Said that his voice sounds as solar carrion tearing round a black hole.

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I thought that was a cool...

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Who's heard that before?

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It's hard to imagine what that is but Necrons have I guess.

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It would be like the equivalent of someone saying that sounds exactly like shoving a

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human through a penny sized hole and you go how the hell would you know?

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He has defeated every grand strategist that has come against him with a nice emphasis

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on Mr. Hellbrecht.

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Take the L, Imperial Bros.

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Sorry.

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He cut off his hand.

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Yes he did.

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Yeah.

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He said that his mind is a machine of incomprehensible logic that can process amounts of information

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that would likely leave even a Primarch's brain melted.

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That's what I like to think at least.

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It's as if you took the world's greatest supercomputer and you improved it by 10 and you gave it

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sentience and hatred for all the galaxy's life and then gave it billions of undying

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warriors and a galactic empire.

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And I think that's a good way to sum up how dangerous the Storm Lord is.

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Thank you Zosie.

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Does he hate all life?

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I always thought he was kind of like he just wanted to conquer them rather than explicitly

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kill everything.

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I think he's not well in other ways.

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If you guys want to go into it.

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Basically all the Necrons hate life except for Trazin and a couple other ones.

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In the codex it even says that he won't rest or he doesn't see it as Necron victory until

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every living being in the galaxy is dead.

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Alright fair enough.

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Doesn't he have a slightly complicated relationship with that just because of his certain illness

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that we're gonna get into?

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Because he doesn't see other people the right way.

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Oh that's the wrong guy.

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Oh no.

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You scared me.

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I thought I missed something.

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I don't have notes on this.

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Am I correct in also thinking that Emotec does not agree with the Silent King about

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it?

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He doesn't want them to be flesh and blood again.

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He's like nah Skelly boys are cool.

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Yeah I believe so.

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Stay as we are.

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There is a weird divide in Necrons where some of them want to go back to the time of flesh

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and others don't.

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But most of them just hate flesh in general.

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The perspectives vary so drastically depending on what author is writing about them so it's

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kind of hard to follow sometimes.

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They are also a civilization.

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They're not all gonna have the same viewpoints.

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Overall all Necrons even the ones who want to go back to the time of flesh they still

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hate all the other living beings because they're not even really sentient to them.

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They're just rats and vermin and insects.

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I was gonna say we got a donation.

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Do you want to read out?

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Thank you Ludi McShootie for the $5.

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Thank you brother.

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Thank you.

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When will we get an emoji that my phone can't show to your list for?

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Which god most likely not to call you back after sex.

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Triple S here is a certain Dami Mami.

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Jesus.

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Alright.

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It's a good question.

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The emperor definitely doesn't call you back.

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Surely.

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Just like used and abused and then gone.

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Smushed into the wall at that point.

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It doesn't matter if Morathi doesn't call me back.

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I'm bending it because my life is peaked after that.

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In fact Colin would prefer it that way.

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I feel like the OmniSci would just go like Error Report 404 and that'd be it.

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Send me a text.

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It would just be awkward with the OmniSci.

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All that oil.

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We gotta move on Ryan.

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Going to demonetize this podcast.

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Tom Warren says that you probably wouldn't want to go back to Super Cancer either.

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Their goal is to live lives again and have souls basically.

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They wouldn't want the cancer stuff but their soulless and immortality is a curse and that's

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what everyone always seems to find out in stories.

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Their lives all kind of suck but they're doing okay.

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Is it Zandric then?

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I thought Imotec was the one.

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His mind is broken and he still perceives everyone as living beings.

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When he duels he thinks he's dueling real people.

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That's still Zandric I think because he's like I'm still in the war in heaven.

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Time to go to bed.

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He's like Clint Eastwood in that film where he's playing the old guy who's kind of a bit

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of a badass.

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Grand Torino?

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Maybe yeah and he's like it's still the Korean War or something.

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Okay moving on though because we do have a lot to cover today.

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The only downside of Mr. Imotec is his pride which is a weird thing for Necron but I mean

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they all have their weird quirks that are issues.

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But it leaves him-

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Orcs are downside as well?

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Yeah but that's not like his flaw.

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It's kind of a funny one isn't it?

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He can't fight orcs correctly.

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He can it just takes some time.

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He gets completely undermined because he's like this doesn't make any sense and this

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should make sense in this work.

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Orcs are never disappointing do they?

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But he often mocks his opponents and makes them feel bad instead of our killing them.

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Like the hellbrek thing he cuts off hellbrek's hand and then kicks him off the bridge and

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then he says I'll get you next time and then he doesn't get him next time.

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Another Necron W.

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Although he did love his flagships.

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Screw you guys.

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Yes he did but that wasn't a war.

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He still lost the war.

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He had infinite respawns it wasn't fair.

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Yeah from what I remember hellbrek basically beat the storm lord down time and time again

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but Imhotep was just laughing at him because he's basically kept rebuilding.

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He's basically kept the gold tier regen surplus subscription so it just like auto fixes and

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you're like for god's sake stay dead for a second.

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He has a phylactery and a sempiternal weave which are nice but Mr. Imhotep wages dozens

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of campaigns at once making complex counter moves on a distant planet while he launches

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a surgical strike on another.

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The only beings he finds absolutely frustrating as we said are the orcs and also chaos for

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they often defy all logic and acts in anarchy randomly but even then it only gives them

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a tiny bit of leeway and he often can figure it out eventually and still beat them.

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We have another donation.

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Thank you.

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Oh sorry.

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Sorry from Maple Scaffolder.

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Thank you for the five dollars.

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Thank you brother.

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Thank you.

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Keep it up guys.

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My favorite Warhammer channel.

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Bless you.

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When are we gonna get beginner to expert Caiaphas Kane.

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Caiaphas Kane.

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Sorry.

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Love from Alberta Canada.

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Oh baby I'm in Alberta Canada.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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What do you call them?

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Albertians or something.

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Albertians.

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Come on.

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Albertians.

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Albertians is close enough.

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Couple of Berties.

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I originally thought that your message said beginner to expert Colin and I thought that

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was quite funny.

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We should do that.

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Expert Colin.

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Or a deep dive.

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The iceberg effect of Colin.

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I mean Caiaphas Kane is quite a big one.

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This is his legal activity that he really doesn't want to know about.

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How many books are the Caiaphas Kane stuff?

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Seven?

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No.

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Six, seven.

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I think it's like yeah around seven or eight but there's a lot of side stories too.

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Yeah.

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It's the Gotrek and Felix effect.

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We're like oh it's the funnest character.

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Oh there's a million books.

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Okay.

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But anyways.

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I did want to point out one thing with Emotech as well.

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One of his side projects is he wants to just get rid of the orcs.

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He's like I don't like how they're winning.

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So he's like his side project is like I want to genocide the orcs because they're annoying

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and I shouldn't be losing.

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I'm a bad loser.

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So yeah.

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I can't blame him.

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From what I could tell though I don't know if he's actually ever lost other than when

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Helvetch blew up his ship but he got away and it wasn't like an actual war.

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Apparently the space will beat him.

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Whatever.

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Take that as you will.

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I just read that.

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It was like one sentence so I'm not sure.

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I would need to read the actual book.

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You know I mean to be fair the more you fight the space marines the less and less protection

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you will have from their plot armor over time.

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Eventually the new army or character plot armor wears off and then it has to fight the

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space marine plot armor.

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Yeah and then you...

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I'm just waiting for Helvetch Primaris to like get like round two bitch.

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Like oh no he's bigger.

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Primaris Cato Zacarius just...

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Uh oh.

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Butter elbow drop.

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Hells of Tarnshard has ruined him.

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Oh man.

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Alright.

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Well he's called the Storm Lord for the ability for him to call the dark and terrible storms

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that go all around him and his forces and the enemies within who are lucky are struck

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with the green arcane lightning and atomized in an instant but the less lucky guys who

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maybe sometimes even leave the swarm are infected with the blood swarm nanoscarabs which nuzzle

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their way into their flesh and send signals to attract flayed ones who then come and tear

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them to shreds.

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Sorry DJ B's with that.

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God what now?

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Imritech got killed by a space wolf pitiful god-bronze.

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Don't be saying that.

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Don't be saying that.

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Okay we have two donations, thank you guys very much.

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Thank you so much guys.

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Thank you.

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Rudy McShooty for the five dollars.

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Legitimate question, when's the Oni-Verse Inquisition?

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I want to see who's better at being a xenophobe and if you do an iceberg on Mr. No-Slenesh

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would blush.

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Yeah.

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That would be cool.

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No iceberg me.

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The next one's very appropriate, you have to read that one too.

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We do need to do a Versus episode one of these days soon, it's been a while.

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Oni-Verse Inquisition was one of our OG ideas I think.

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But Maple Scaffolder, thank you for the ten dollars.

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Albertans for life, pleased to be an expert of Colin, we will all love you guys for it.

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Iceberg affect Alberta anyone?

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There's not much to it buddy.

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We have Banff though.

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Banff is real nice.

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People come from all around the world.

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It's going to say galaxy but it just seems to be.

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Banff?

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What is Banff?

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It's a national park?

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It's like the Bundsemp for Migration und Fluxlinch, that's all I found.

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It's a...

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Banff is Banff.

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Oh my gosh, it's a park, the mountains are beautiful, we have a lot of beautiful mountain

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stuff.

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I don't know what Colin said but it sounded like a hate crime.

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It was German so...

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Oh man.

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We can do a deep dive on Berkman.

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Yeah, we have to keep going, keep going.

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He carries, Mr. Ametek again, carries many powerful artifacts.

501
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,960
The most important being the Staff of the Destroyer.

502
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:19,800
This staff has been passed down through generations, first held by the founder of the South Tech

503
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,120
dynasty and is always welled by the Pharaon.

504
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:27,400
It can only fire after recharging for a long time but what it does, even Terminators are

505
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,040
destroyed in front of Ametek.

506
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,960
Upon his hand rests the Gauntlet of Fire, fairly self explanatory.

507
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:39,480
He has a phalliactory and a Semper Terminal Weave, something that a lot of Nobles have

508
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:44,520
that renders them basically unkillable aside from orbital strike type crazy stuff.

509
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,400
If that wasn't enough, he also has a phase shifter so when you shoot at him he's not

510
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,160
even there most of the time.

511
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:56,360
Overall, in my opinion, he's perhaps the finest commander in the galaxy and hopefully we can

512
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,800
see him go up against other guys like Giliman.

513
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,280
That'd be really cool.

514
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,360
Although maybe not because as I said earlier, he's beat Space Marine Plot Armor a couple

515
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:09,840
too many times and Giliman has the ultimate Space Marine Armor.

516
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,760
So it might be a good story but he might just win.

517
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:17,600
So he's a bit frustrating because I think technically he has the biggest Necron army

518
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,600
ever.

519
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,600
Even the Silent King doesn't have as many forces as he does and it's like, what are

520
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,600
you doing Stormward?

521
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:29,960
Well yeah, although someone did ask, is this the guy on the white scars, master of the

522
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,960
Hutton List?

523
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:31,960
No, that's Zandrik.

524
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,960
It's a different guy.

525
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,480
Zandrik's a G. Zandrik is DG.

526
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:41,120
One final note, if you play him on the tabletop, you are legally required to play Barry the

527
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,760
Light from Devil May Cry.

528
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,160
That's a good show.

529
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,160
That's a great show.

530
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,560
What are you guys' opinions on his new model?

531
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,560
Because I don't really like it.

532
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,960
I think it's fine.

533
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:57,880
I think it has a problem with a lot of other more recent stuff where you see in like Age

534
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:03,360
of Sigmo, they weren't able to push the envelope a little bit more whereas 40k is a little

535
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,120
bit more safe.

536
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:11,960
I did say they were trying to honor slash recreate his older model in some capacity.

537
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:12,960
I think it's fine.

538
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,440
It could have been more.

539
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,440
It's fine.

540
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:20,160
It doesn't even look like his picture though.

541
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:30,640
I think the trouble with Necron models in general is because at a glance, if you don't

542
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,440
know who the character is, they all kind of merge into one.

543
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:39,200
They've got the green and the gold and the silver.

544
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,920
Unless you have a keen eye for it, you're like, who's this character compared to this

545
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:42,920
character?

546
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,760
His head's slightly different shape.

547
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:51,560
At least with the Siren King, he's got that big bloody plinth thing he's standing on.

548
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,960
You're like, oh, that's like a unique thing.

549
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,520
But a lot of the time it's just a guy with a staff and it's spiky and he's got a big

550
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,520
cape.

551
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,560
It kind of looks like that other guy who has a staff and a big cage.

552
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,560
He's got lots of green.

553
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,560
He's like, yeah.

554
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,320
But before his old model, you could tell it's ImoTeC but now it kind of just looks like

555
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,320
a big Necron lord.

556
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,320
Yeah.

557
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,320
Yeah.

558
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:17,440
It's like if Space Marines didn't have different chapter colors, you'd be like, yeah, this

559
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,520
guy, his armor is slightly bigger.

560
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:27,680
Is that a Marine's benevolent or is that an Imperial fist?

561
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,520
We'll find out when they charge at us.

562
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:35,360
It was like early Great Crusade, they didn't have all their armor painted.

563
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,240
So they're literally all wearing gray armor.

564
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,520
And then I guess that's how Necrons are really now.

565
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,680
So could you imagine telling apart the Space Marine legions if they all had gray armor?

566
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,480
CJ Beast called me a chaos call this.

567
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,480
Oh no, that's probably Andy.

568
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:54,360
I am a big fan of chaos though.

569
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:59,680
But anyways, I think I mean, who else could be as good as ImoTeC at his job?

570
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:07,400
Guy has super computer brain and the power of a star powering his logic engines and stuff.

571
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,160
It's pretty hard to go against.

572
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:16,480
But some of his battles are so famous, which we talked about in the Necrons pod a long

573
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,480
time ago.

574
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:22,440
They're saying in idioms based off of his events for the Necronteers such as Gone Like

575
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:29,280
the Kuvu, which people say after you clear your plate, because the Kuvu dynasty was utterly

576
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,800
and just completely destroyed mercilessly by ImoTeC to the point where there was just

577
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,000
absolutely nothing left.

578
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,600
So when you eat all your food real fast and it's clear you say gone, you finished out

579
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,600
like the Kuvu basically.

580
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:45,420
In the War of Heaven, like you said, the katana of who he was, but even more the immortal

581
00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:49,680
god beings that were the older ones were afraid of ImoTeC.

582
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:54,280
So the actual gods feeling fear over a single dude, it's like saying the chaos gods are

583
00:29:54,280 --> 00:30:00,080
afraid of Cato Sicarius, which I mean, which they are can't blame him, but they don't.

584
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:08,560
But for a while he spent a lot of his time uniting the Saatec dynasty, subduing upstarts

585
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:13,760
and traitors so well that the majority of them now just bend the knee without question

586
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:17,320
because they don't want to get destroyed when ImoTeC lands on their tomb.

587
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:22,080
With the reemergence of the Silent King, it is unsure how they will get along because

588
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,960
I've heard the Storm Lord is not a fan of Zark.

589
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,880
It'd be so cool if they did a civil war.

590
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,320
I don't want them to do a civil war.

591
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,640
What's going on over there?

592
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,640
No more civil war.

593
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,640
Please.

594
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,400
But the only trouble is, again, I know it's their aesthetic, but there's so much green.

595
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,760
It's like Anrakiya is a blue necron.

596
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:46,560
But then having like this, the green necrons versus the green necrons.

597
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,680
I don't want them to have a civil war.

598
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,640
The necrons have enough of that stuff.

599
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,920
And I mean, logically, it doesn't make much sense to further the dynasties.

600
00:30:54,920 --> 00:31:00,120
So if we're going off of the bean whose basis most of his decisions solely off of logic,

601
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,320
I don't think he'd want to do a civil war.

602
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:05,840
I think it would be like the angle of like, oh, the Silent King, he's trying to make us

603
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,480
weak with being flesh again.

604
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,880
Oh, where has he been?

605
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,920
He hasn't been doing his job for the last 10,000 years.

606
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,160
I've been holding the fort.

607
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,320
I didn't even want this job.

608
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,320
I hate this guy.

609
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,320
I don't know.

610
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,320
Knowing GW though, I feel like they'll just try to nerf the Xenos who are beginning who

611
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,320
are getting too strong.

612
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,640
So they will have a civil war and then it'll be bad times.

613
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:31,440
Because ironically, attrition is what is the worst for the necrons because for every, I

614
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:36,040
don't know, 1 million warriors that dies, one of them can't be recalled and is gone

615
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,040
forever.

616
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:41,760
So although Zaheer Martinez at Emotech is currently waging a civil war against Sarek

617
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,800
in the recent Pariah Nexus crusade book.

618
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,120
That's sad news.

619
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:53,920
The saddest part of the necrons is that there'll never be new necrons for them.

620
00:31:53,920 --> 00:32:00,040
There's a finite number of necrons forever and it's only going to slowly decrease because

621
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:05,160
again, they all go, some of them just, I mean, a spoiler for some of the story here, but

622
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,640
some will eventually go mad.

623
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,120
So we're going to too much there now.

624
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,120
Yeah.

625
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,960
To be fair though, they are dwindling.

626
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:19,480
But also it was like a Starfarer, an empire that was larger than the Imperium.

627
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,160
And where the Imperium, they have soldiers, but they also have citizens.

628
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,520
But the necrons, every single citizen was made into a soldier.

629
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,440
So they have trillions and trillions of stuff.

630
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:37,520
Every tomb world probably has billions of necrons on it, stuff like that.

631
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,520
You know, it's not bad.

632
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,480
I'm not quite Eldar level desperation.

633
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,880
No, not even close.

634
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:49,640
They're doing pretty well off and maybe Illuminore Ceasaris can track the code again and get

635
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,000
some pariahs, which would be nice.

636
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,040
But I really have no idea.

637
00:32:54,040 --> 00:33:00,640
The only rival to Stormwind though is Nemesaur Xandric, but he is loyal as can be, real

638
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,640
nice guy.

639
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,600
So AmoTech tolerates him.

640
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:08,000
Moving on though is going to be Mr. Xandric and Oberon, the two fellows on the screen

641
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,880
right now, my favorite Necron characters by far.

642
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,440
They are the best duo in 40k.

643
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,440
Cannot be changed.

644
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,080
My mind cannot be changed.

645
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:23,120
And yeah, Xandric is the Nemesaur of Gadrim, a world under Sautec control.

646
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:27,480
He is alongside AmoTech as one of the galaxy's greatest and most accomplished generals, as

647
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,280
well as a grand historian.

648
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,880
He even wrote some of the ancient manuals of war that the Necrons here possessed.

649
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:38,320
Impossibly intelligent and full of witful bravado, he is a pristine noble who commands

650
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,080
his troops with perfect efficiency.

651
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:45,960
Despite this, he is taken with the madness that we mentioned earlier.

652
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,160
This madness is like no other amongst his kind it seems, although a lot of Necrons are

653
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,520
crazy.

654
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:57,040
His is not the worst crazy you could have and it doesn't hinder his abilities to lead

655
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,520
thankfully.

656
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:03,200
But he believes himself to be still living in the times of the Necron tier and he sees

657
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:07,480
all the enemies as separatist dynasties.

658
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:12,880
Whenever the Stormlord commands him to go to battle, he phrases the enemy as dynasties.

659
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:18,240
Stubborn dynasties are space marines, reckless dynasties are orcs, etc.

660
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:23,240
Yet for all his lightheartedness, even Xandric recognizes the Stormlord's authority and

661
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:27,640
it is said royal instinct goes deeper than any engrammatic damage.

662
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,720
So he sobers up quite quick when speaking to AmoTech because sometimes when he is at

663
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:36,840
his little feasts he convinces himself that he's drunk so he acts drunk which is pretty

664
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:37,840
goofy.

665
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:44,800
It looks pretty wild there for him where he's fighting an orc and then this orc is like

666
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:50,880
a massively muscular beast thing and he's like that just looks like a really buff Necron

667
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,880
or Necron tier.

668
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,040
Bro have you been going to the gym?

669
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,040
Where did you get these?

670
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,040
Jeez.

671
00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:00,920
He's like oh my god, who's the guy who was in the thing recently where he definitely

672
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,080
wasn't Natty or something like that?

673
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,480
The guy who used to eat liver king.

674
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,480
He's like, he's just fighting liver king.

675
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,920
I can just imagine Xandric fighting the tower and just be like what the hell is even that?

676
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,440
Look at these thin tiny Necrons.

677
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,440
Ugh.

678
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,440
What are they doing?

679
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,880
It's not enough rolls for AmoTech in the chat.

680
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,880
Very sad.

681
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,880
Oh man.

682
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,880
He's disappointed.

683
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:24,880
Good, good.

684
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:32,360
I was just talking about Xandric's condition so if you were going to mention more about

685
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,880
that I will not open my mouth.

686
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,880
You can try it.

687
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:43,360
It's also implied he'd kind of like, like to mention he'll come and go.

688
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:48,520
It'll get stronger and then it'll go for a little bit.

689
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:54,840
I feel like I read a passage where he was like even if we were undead skeleton monsters

690
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,600
mummies, which I don't believe at all.

691
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,040
And I think I read like in the passage he somehow winked, which impressive.

692
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:06,920
Wouldn't it be best just to make the most of it and enjoy this life of endless fun and

693
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,920
campaigning?

694
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,680
Like it's like he does, it comes and goes.

695
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,000
How do you wink with no eyelids?

696
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
He manages.

697
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
I don't know if Trazan does it.

698
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Yeah.

699
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,960
They use like flicker of the ocular, whatever they're called.

700
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:24,680
I think Trazan actually can form his body into smiles and shit.

701
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,680
That's creepy.

702
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,680
That's true.

703
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:27,680
I think.

704
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:28,680
But yeah, I think so.

705
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:32,040
I haven't finished a short story because I had already written too many notes, so I just

706
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,040
stopped.

707
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,040
I know as well there's moments where he can also be in confidence with Oberon like, oh,

708
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:41,000
I'm not actually having moments of like dementia.

709
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,280
But then it's like, but are you, are you just having a lucid moment and you're like, haha,

710
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,640
I'm not really suffering.

711
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,640
And it's like.

712
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,120
Deadliest for the Star Gods.

713
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,920
Alfarius moment 101.

714
00:36:52,920 --> 00:37:00,000
Yeah, but he, he flies his ship, the Cairn class tomb ship known as the Yama, which was

715
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,320
his first successful campaign in the swamps of Yama.

716
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,880
And this ship has very wonderful banqueting facilities.

717
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:13,360
The ship is full of kitchens and sculleries with Necron commoners actually who are meant

718
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:18,040
to be tasters and cooks and the like, seamlessly wandering the halls with less consciousness

719
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:24,040
and even warriors, which implies that warriors are not the only commoner class of Necron,

720
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,880
which I found interesting.

721
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,160
It's always hard to tell, but I don't know.

722
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:32,040
Xandric seems to have some semblance of art left in him as well, which is very rare in

723
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,920
the Necrons, especially they all suck at music.

724
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,320
That's their worst thing, I think.

725
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:41,440
But his grand chamber contains a ring shaped table that is inlaid with mosaics of Xandric's

726
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,640
most famous victories.

727
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:48,320
In each image, the oculars of the troops gleam with precious stones seized from the world

728
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,160
they had conquered.

729
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,520
He likes drama and art very much.

730
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:57,120
To a being that could appreciate such things, the chamber would have been near indescribably

731
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,320
beautiful, he said.

732
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:04,040
Within this chamber, he celebrates victory, holding grand feasts of empty goblets and

733
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,920
barren plates, but he thinks they're full of wine and food, of course.

734
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:13,620
These times are often accompanied by his poetry and he calls them epilogues, as all the lords

735
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:21,880
that hate his guts to no end have to spitefully sit there while he recites his poetry for hours

736
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,120
and hours and hours.

737
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,120
Oh my god.

738
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,120
What?

739
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,120
Poetry slam, but it's worse.

740
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,120
You know what it reminds me of?

741
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,120
Because it's like 12 years long.

742
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:34,920
No, what it reminds me of, when Stalin was in charge of the Soviet Union, apparently

743
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:40,360
he used to watch cowboy films with his advisors and they had to stay up till like four in

744
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,840
the morning and watch them with him.

745
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,680
Because if they didn't, he would be like, right, you're going on the list, I'm getting

746
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:46,680
you killed.

747
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,920
So they had to be like, oh, and he'd be like, cowboy film?

748
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,920
They're like, uh, I don't know.

749
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,000
Is this Nemesor Zandere?

750
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,680
Is this basically the death of Stalin, but then he doesn't die?

751
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,680
Exactly, yeah.

752
00:38:58,680 --> 00:38:59,680
It's the death of Stalin.

753
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,680
That's a great film by the way.

754
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:09,960
Zhukov would really love Coca-Cola, but it was like the symbol of American capitalist

755
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,960
decadence.

756
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,400
He also got a personal gift from, I think it was Eisenhower, he got like fish tackles

757
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,720
from him as a gift and he prized them for the rest of his life.

758
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,280
He's like, ah, he's a great man.

759
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,280
I have these fish tackles.

760
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,760
I think he also gave him like clear Coke.

761
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,160
So it's like, it's not Coke, it's just pure vodka.

762
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,160
That's a very rough thing.

763
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:35,360
I think of a slight comment, which is, they're both very weird, but they're not related.

764
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:41,040
But I think it's quite interesting that for, particularly for Necron tier and like Necrons,

765
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:45,200
they didn't live long, even like for people who were listening, they didn't, they would

766
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:49,920
die like horrifically, like cancerous death pretty early on in their lives.

767
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,960
I think maybe they lived maybe as long as humans.

768
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:57,080
Yeah, by the end of it, I think they lived for a while, but yeah, they managed to have

769
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,080
to.

770
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:03,800
I want to say like 70, but then like comparing humans now to like 40k humans, they've got

771
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,480
rejuvenated so they can live like hundreds of years.

772
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,960
Yeah, they didn't really die of old age.

773
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:15,720
Some were alive in the time of when the Silent King declared war on the old ones.

774
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:17,680
And then they were still alive after the war.

775
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:22,840
And when they found the Catan, which, which is, must've been like at least a hundred years,

776
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,840
right?

777
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,840
I see.

778
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:29,840
The interesting part is that for, for basically a race that wouldn't live that long, it's

779
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,080
interesting that they would even have time for things like art.

780
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,720
So that's quite an interesting sort of character development part there.

781
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,280
Although every single piece is about death.

782
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,000
It says like, look at this Grim Reaper, I drew it like, yeah, that's cool.

783
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,240
What did you draw last week?

784
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,440
I've got another Grim Reaper how you need like...

785
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:51,000
The art was pretty much only to further like royalty and show exuberance and that stuff.

786
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:56,840
Oh, my other comment, which was my favorite part is that there are some Necron, they had

787
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,280
like Necron Lords in, so in his like courtroom, he'd have the ones like, you know, Master

788
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,680
of War, Master of Armory or something.

789
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:08,200
And there's still, there's still some, they have like Master of Grain for a race that

790
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,200
doesn't eat.

791
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,200
From their old stuff.

792
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:16,320
I know, but there's probably some of the Lords who hate him in that chamber of like, I'm

793
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,680
the master of, I'm like the master of, you know, pet grooming or something.

794
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:25,320
Even though we have no pets anymore, but like that, you know, oh my God, they were like

795
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,320
hating so much.

796
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,320
Like I don't need to be here.

797
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,180
I'm the master of pedicures.

798
00:41:29,180 --> 00:41:30,920
We don't have nails anymore.

799
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:31,920
Yeah.

800
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,920
My job is easy.

801
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,920
Colin, what were you going to say?

802
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,440
Good question.

803
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:45,920
What I was just thinking was, unfortunately, I knew any of the Necron Lords who hate him

804
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,520
have to get past a certain someone.

805
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:48,520
Yes, they do.

806
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,520
Yeah.

807
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,520
Yes, they do.

808
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,520
Which we'll talk about soon.

809
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,120
But yeah, all the Lords hate him and they think that they should be the rightful rulers.

810
00:41:55,120 --> 00:42:00,000
And every time he goes out and campaign, they hope that it's the last one, that he doesn't

811
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
come back.

812
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,640
So it's just salt in the wound that they have to then sit through hours of poetry and stuff.

813
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,680
But they can speed up their chrono sense at least so that it goes faster.

814
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:15,400
But Mr. Varguard Oberyn obviously cannot speed up his sense because he has to be fully aware.

815
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:21,320
So he has enjoyed millions of hours instead of talking to Zandrik.

816
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,920
And they resold that in the chat.

817
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,080
They summoned them on the internet.

818
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,080
I put that there.

819
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:31,080
He's the best character, he's a hero, ripped in it.

820
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:35,120
I'll say the Twice-Dead King, people we 100% recommend reading that book.

821
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,120
So good.

822
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,120
I just said it's most important.

823
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,120
So good.

824
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,120
Sorry.

825
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,120
Don't worry about it.

826
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,120
Sorry, I was reading the chat.

827
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,920
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry.

828
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,880
Worse than the Lords that have to sit through this stuff are the enemy generals that he

829
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:54,120
takes captive and then brings to these feasts.

830
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:59,600
Because it's honorable to take the enemy dynast, the enemy general captive instead of killing

831
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:04,640
them until their ransom is paid and treating them to a feast after a good battle.

832
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:10,320
This usually includes Imperial generals who have soiled themselves with fear, with metallic

833
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:14,340
ghouls speaking all around them in an incomprehensible language.

834
00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:19,000
In the short story, the one who was with them just dies out of fear.

835
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:24,640
He just expires from being too scared and his heart fails.

836
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,640
That's fun.

837
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,800
But he does take captives, which no other Necrons ever do.

838
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,080
I think there is a story with a white scar in some way.

839
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:36,640
Yeah, the master of the hunt, Korsaro Khan, gets captured and then he tries to escape.

840
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:41,720
He has a scrap with Oberon with the help from the Eldar Illic Nightspear.

841
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:45,560
And then Zandriks like, I like this guy, you can go.

842
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:46,560
He's like, what?

843
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,560
He's like, you can go now.

844
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,200
And he's like, I'm gonna put your name in my record of the hunt and I'll be back.

845
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,760
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

846
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,360
You had like a dinner with schmucks type of this guy.

847
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:02,240
But Zandrik I think is definitely the most unique and the most, he has the most personality

848
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:08,280
of all the Necron Lords, as he's one of the only ones who ever really seems to be expressing

849
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,520
any joy and real happiness.

850
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,600
When he meets up with an old friend whose previous beasts had been made into Canoptix,

851
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,280
the Canoptix bound towards Zandrik and he falls to the ground laughing and roughhousing

852
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:24,840
them, which is something not a single Necron noble would ever do.

853
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,680
They would rather die than like be seen doing something like that.

854
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:30,720
So he's still, he's still pretty happy.

855
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,760
I think he's living out of all the Necrons.

856
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,840
He's probably the happiest guy.

857
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:39,480
There was like a nice passage in one of the Twice Dead King books where it's when he's

858
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,080
a Necron here and he's just like, there was a guy called Zandrik and he was just being

859
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:47,160
like a bit sarcastic and silly and all, and he's just there like grinning ear to ear with

860
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:52,280
Oberon just sat next to him and all the Necrons like, I fucking hate that guy.

861
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:56,680
You have a lovely smile my friend.

862
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:57,680
What a clown.

863
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,600
Does he have a model or did he ever have a model?

864
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:00,600
Yeah, he's dabbing.

865
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,600
He's a dabbing guy.

866
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:02,600
Yeah, he's got the dab model.

867
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,800
Oh, he was, he was in eighth and ninth edition.

868
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:10,360
He's been here since fifth edition and now he's just freaking gone for no reason.

869
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,280
Whatever, maybe he'll get a new model.

870
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,280
I don't know.

871
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,240
Gone but not forgotten.

872
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,120
But he's extremely honorable as well.

873
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,240
Did you just say someone called?

874
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,240
I just said RIP.

875
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,240
Oh, okay.

876
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,240
Yeah.

877
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:30,560
Zandrik's probably also the most honorable Necron lord along with guys like Enner here,

878
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:34,520
but he will abstain from things like bombing runs and using death marks because that's

879
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,720
not like the codes of honorable combat for the Necrons.

880
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,080
Pretty awesome if you ask me.

881
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:46,720
He also ironically sees it as poor sport to field soulless machines on the field of battle.

882
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,840
He made a comment when the Admech brought some robots to come fight him and he was not

883
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,040
very pleased about that.

884
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:56,200
Obviously he is a soulless machine, but he doesn't know that so it's okay.

885
00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:02,640
He often speaks to his lumbering Varguard Oberyn, yet expects little to no answers usually.

886
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,700
Oberyn is more just there to listen and be someone to speak to as Zandrik reminisces

887
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:08,440
and pours over his thoughts and strategy.

888
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,040
Like I said, millions of hours.

889
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,160
He does speak sometimes though.

890
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,080
He speaks a lot more than I would expect him to.

891
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:23,200
Oftentimes it seems as if he's speaking nonsense and that he's in some grand trance of the

892
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:28,040
past, but only for Oberyn to realize that goofiness had true meaning all along.

893
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:34,320
Along with this, when the times arise in war, when important moments come by, his authority

894
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,200
and clarity are undeniable and implacable.

895
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,920
We have another donation.

896
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:39,920
Colin do you want to read this one out?

897
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:40,920
I think it's mentioning you here.

898
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,920
Eldritch is the right old one.

899
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:42,920
Thank you for the five.

900
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:47,920
Colin, would you go through biotransfers if you kept your mind?

901
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,920
Your pancreas still wouldn't work but you no longer need one.

902
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:55,160
Dude, if the Mechanicus was real I would be bolting so much shit on my body you wouldn't

903
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,400
be able to tell where led to what.

904
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,400
I would absolutely do that.

905
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,400
He basically waited for the Cyberpunk reality to hit.

906
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,280
Dude, call me David because it's high time I chrome the fuck up.

907
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:11,360
I don't know why but I just had a reference to the Phantom Pain trailer and just Colin

908
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,000
going, I can still feel my pancreas.

909
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000
And finally for insulin.

910
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
It's a feeling of getting insulin still.

911
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Why do we suffer?

912
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,280
A little bit on that.

913
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:27,760
I watched, I guess it could be a laugh topic, I watched Hardcore Henry for the first time

914
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:28,880
the other day.

915
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:29,880
That was awesome.

916
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,520
A new, new, literally me character dropped.

917
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,280
If you guys haven't seen Hardcore Henry you should though.

918
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,280
It's a goofball.

919
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,280
Who's the South African guy?

920
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,480
Who's like the main, isn't he the South African actor?

921
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:42,480
I got it.

922
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:46,760
He's in quite a lot of films like that where it's like a bit, he's in, what's the one with

923
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,760
like...

924
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:48,760
District 9?

925
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:49,760
Yeah, District 9 is the one he's also in.

926
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,840
With the prawns, mate, the prawns.

927
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,840
Fucking prawns.

928
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,840
Yeah, yeah.

929
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,840
Fucking prawns.

930
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:56,840
Insidio di Fricco.

931
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,840
I felt a little nauseous after that movie though from all the freaking first person crazy

932
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:00,840
stuff.

933
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,760
Because it's all first person it is a bit like, oh it's quite draining to watch.

934
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,760
Such a goofy movie.

935
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,440
But anyways, back to Zandrak.

936
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:15,520
At times Oberon may almost be goaded into action to leave the side of his master towards

937
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,480
other threats that he sees, perceives as maybe important.

938
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:22,480
But Zandrak always seems to catch when these threats are feints made to bring his Varguard

939
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,400
away so potential assassins can slay the general.

940
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:30,040
In the short story, the Imperials kamikaze and lifter close to Zandrak's command barge,

941
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,720
bringing with it some Admech robots.

942
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:36,640
Oberon requests that he may dispatch the newly arrived foe, but Zandrak claims that the lessers

943
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:40,080
may deal with such unworthy foes who are the soulless robots.

944
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:45,800
A small time after, an assassin appears and Oberon realizes the attempted ploy, calling

945
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:51,560
his leashes early remark another happy accident of nemisorial whimsy, but expecting quite

946
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,800
the opposite.

947
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:57,000
And at the end of the chapter Zandrak chuckles and asks glad you stayed, making it all the

948
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:02,280
more apparent that his eccentricities are often laced with genius and he is probably

949
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,200
more aware than he puts off the beat.

950
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:10,400
There have been moments when the Nemesaur faces reality though, when he was battling

951
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:16,080
a severed world, which is a tomb world whose nobles were not waking up, so the autonomous

952
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:22,080
spirit woke up all the necrons and is met going by itself, but it's like animal instinct

953
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,880
necrons just to kill things.

954
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,600
But he sees the necrons that they've gone to fight against and he sees them for what

955
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:33,960
they are and he says we're fighting us but they're soulless and he kind of freaks out

956
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:38,760
and Oberon cries into the ship because Zandrak stopped talking to him and he sees Zandrak

957
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:42,120
crying, he's weeping, which was like sheesh.

958
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,480
But Jesus, that's tough.

959
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,480
Yeah.

960
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:52,880
On a lighter note though, he does not realize he himself is a machine and there are times

961
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:57,360
when he relies on Oberon to do things like see through smoke, even though Zandrak's eyes

962
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:02,040
could see through a thousand different spectra, but he claims that the Vargar's eyes are better

963
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,640
than his old eyes.

964
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,560
He loves drama and theatrics saying what is siege without a little theatre and stuff like

965
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,560
that.

966
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,560
He's just a goofy guy.

967
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,560
He's really fun.

968
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,160
You can't not like him.

969
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:20,560
But onto the greatest bodyguard in the whole galaxy, sorry NocDDog, you're a G but I gotta

970
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,560
give it to Oberon.

971
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:27,280
Oberon is a hulking and menacing warrior who has served with Zandrak since his first campaign

972
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:33,480
within the swamps of Yama after Zandrak graduated from the military academy and won his commission.

973
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,320
The campaign was so successful that the Nemesaur was gifted Gidrim.

974
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:42,880
This was in the time of flesh and Oberon was born a soldier and was a veteran at the time.

975
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:47,080
He was one of the first to wake up on Gidrim after the long sleep and immediately went

976
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,880
to learning about everything that had transpired so that he may inform his master of the last

977
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,200
sixty million years.

978
00:50:54,200 --> 00:51:01,040
He is unmatched reflexes and instincts with a reaction time of a thousandth of a second.

979
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:06,720
He is patient and in control of his emotions, usually not giving into excitement or anticipation,

980
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:10,000
never striking or leaping to action before the correct moment.

981
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:15,080
If he is ever elsewhere when his lord is in danger, his pristine and fancy arcane ghost

982
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,520
walk mantle will get him right back to Zandrak in the blink of an eye.

983
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:23,720
He was created by Dagon, Gidrim's greatest crypt tech and can tear through depths deeper

984
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:28,280
than the interstices, which is what the necrons use for normal translations.

985
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:34,760
So when the interstices are jammed, he can still use the ghost walk mantle.

986
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:40,080
He is an extremely good duelist and efficient general because he often orders and commands

987
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,360
the troops for the smaller things while Zandrak just overwashes the whole thing.

988
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,400
And he is a skilled enough politician.

989
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:50,920
He is well versed in political ploys and assassination attempts as the other nobles constantly seek

990
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,880
to rid themselves of Zandrak.

991
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:58,040
In one instant, a lord of Gidrim attempted to deploy his death marks as a suspicious

992
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:13,160
location, so Oberon accidentally overloaded the transports and destroyed them.

993
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:18,120
When necessary, he will also cover for the nemesaur because he is charged to defend Zandrak's

994
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,120
honor just as much as his physical form.

995
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:27,160
He has been decorated seven times by the Order of the Tombfly and was gifted a sepulchral

996
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,120
chamber larger than that of most minor lords.

997
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:34,640
Along with this, he has his own personal phalanx of ten Lichguard who have survived thousands

998
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,560
of campaigns, many have been with him since Yama and were his friends.

999
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,840
He still considers them as brothers.

1000
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,320
Most of them die though, unfortunately.

1001
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:49,360
But he's not sad about it because he sees it as they get to rest, which is what every

1002
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,600
Necron really wants.

1003
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:57,760
As Lichguard, they're only barely sentient, so they only understand little things.

1004
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,760
They're just that meme.

1005
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,920
The meme of the farmer going, it's not much, but it's honest work.

1006
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,720
Just like the Lichguard.

1007
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:13,880
I did find out in the book though that when they're faced with, they were fighting Canoptics

1008
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:18,720
and they're unworthy foes, so they Lichguard, discarded their weapons and just killed them

1009
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:23,440
with their hands and feet because they weren't worth using their blades for, which was, knee

1010
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,200
little tidbit.

1011
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,960
It's not worth the durability damage that I'm going to have to repair later.

1012
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,400
I'll just pummel them out.

1013
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,840
It would be dishonorable to use my weapon.

1014
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:35,960
Proceeds to beat the crap out of them with fists.

1015
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:41,760
The Phalanx guys also purposely kept their scars and dents and stuff instead of letting

1016
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:46,120
them repair as signs of their identity, which is nice.

1017
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:50,960
Oberon was once a stricter guy, but he's seen so many heresies and transgressions that he

1018
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,200
doesn't really care anymore.

1019
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,400
But he only cares for his master's safety.

1020
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:59,440
But every so often, he entertains madness and imagines what things would be like without

1021
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,760
his master being slain.

1022
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:08,000
Not having to hear the same stories or parables for the thousands of time, not having to pretend

1023
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:12,440
to enjoy invisible wine and drink, but without Zendrick, he is not Oberon.

1024
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:13,440
So his duty persists.

1025
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:19,000
This is a big shout out to Mr. DJ BCF for once again, thank you for telling us that

1026
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,680
Colin did make the bed this time.

1027
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,120
So that's, we appreciate that as well.

1028
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,320
Oh, I got a freaking bald joke.

1029
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,520
Eli doesn't have a widow's peak, it's more of a widow's spire.

1030
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:36,200
Man, delivering precious Necker on Lordsville and you do his hairline like that?

1031
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,200
Oh my gosh.

1032
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,480
You come to the, it's the forehead gang over there.

1033
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,000
You leave my boy alone, you leave him out of this.

1034
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,640
Listen, this is a strong forehead group, okay?

1035
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,640
Back off.

1036
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:51,440
Oh man, the camera angle definitely doesn't help, but that's funny.

1037
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,440
Oh my gosh.

1038
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,160
There, I miss, if you're watching this guy who used to comment bald jokes on like all

1039
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:06,600
my videos, I miss you, he would comment this like, with the jeans the other calls video

1040
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,000
or posts, he'd be like that jeans dealer has more hair than you or something like that.

1041
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,680
And stuff like that.

1042
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,560
And I sent it to my friends and they freaking loved it.

1043
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,840
I think that's what's called an abusive relationship.

1044
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:22,000
We appreciate the mild abuse, but we don't want it that much.

1045
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,280
I gotta go through reanimation protocols for that.

1046
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,280
Yeah, for real, dude.

1047
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,680
Anyways, back to Oberon.

1048
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,880
His skill with the blade is completely unmatched.

1049
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,680
And I've yet to see or hear anything.

1050
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:39,000
I have yet to hear of him lose any duels that he's fought.

1051
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:43,960
He slain seven Caledas assassins easily, which was pretty baller.

1052
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:48,120
And it shows a still like his master, his thing is rubbed off on him.

1053
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:54,880
He shows a display of dramaticism in the story where the assassin is creeping closer unaware

1054
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:58,480
of Oberon's being able to see her.

1055
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,280
She thinks he's undetected, but Oberon found her a long time ago.

1056
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:06,520
But he's responding to Xandrik's wonderings as the assassin is creeping closer to Xandrik

1057
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:13,200
and he says, let them commit my lord, he said, because Xandrik was asking Oberon what he

1058
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,520
thinks the enemy, what they should do by the enemy forces.

1059
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:20,840
So he says, let them commit my lord and his doleful husk of a voice, let them feel victories

1060
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,280
within reach and take everything from them.

1061
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,440
And the assassin's head snapped around at the sound of Oberon's voice and he exploded

1062
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,920
forward, swore, sleep, sleeping in a white heart.

1063
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,040
Pretty epic.

1064
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:35,200
And while the assassin fight is going on, Xandrik is still pondering, not even seemingly

1065
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:39,900
aware of the battle, bringing up a rhyme in response to Oberon's previous answers.

1066
00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:43,520
Take a drubbing, let them advance, wait for the moment, seize your chance.

1067
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:48,480
And he then senses an imbalance and pins the Caledas to the ground, defeating her.

1068
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:52,800
Oberon can pick out things in combat that likely space Marines, even space Marines could

1069
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,600
not, even highly advanced machines, I assume could not.

1070
00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:00,080
He can spot the tiniest little imbalances and capitalize off of them in an instant with

1071
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,400
a speed unlike the rest of his race.

1072
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:06,160
He also knows many ancient blade techniques, demonstrating one known as the spearfisher's

1073
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:11,880
poise, which implies the necronteer had some form of blade traditions, more cool little

1074
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,060
history.

1075
00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:19,480
He can slow his chromosomes and maximize divination algorithms to fight like a God, his words,

1076
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:23,480
but only for a time, as it will burn away ink ramps and take away himself.

1077
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,720
In one moment in the story, along with the things mentioned earlier, he converts half

1078
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:32,040
his energy to mass and rockets through the teeming hordes of warriors to soar through

1079
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:36,440
the air, bellowing Xandrik's name and plunging his scythe into the enemy lord's chest.

1080
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,440
That was pretty awesome.

1081
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:38,440
Xandrik!

1082
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,440
What the hell is that?

1083
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,440
He's barreling towards you.

1084
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:41,440
Like, what is that thing?

1085
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,440
So he actually has the ability to go, I'm the juggernaut, bitch, and just run in.

1086
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:43,440
Yeah.

1087
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:51,760
Like, here's a literal version of that.

1088
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:58,400
Yeah, yes, he took half of the energy from his core flux and he converted it into mass,

1089
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,600
which like pushed him forwards basically in momentum, which is pretty cool.

1090
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:06,400
We have a donation again from the eldritch, the old great one, thank you my friend.

1091
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,400
Thank you brother, thank you.

1092
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,400
May I propose a trade deal?

1093
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,680
You know, like it's Colin's hairline and Colin gets his pancreas.

1094
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,800
I don't think I'm gaining much there, buddy.

1095
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,800
No, come on.

1096
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:18,800
That's a good one.

1097
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,800
I promise, bro, I'm good for it.

1098
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,040
And he took off the mask to the face like Dancy.

1099
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,280
That'd be scary.

1100
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,320
Scary Andy Ork.

1101
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:36,320
Oh man, but doing that cost him the name of his father and his sense of taste, a small

1102
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,840
price to pay in his opinion.

1103
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:45,080
I could go on longer about these guys, but I decided that I should stop because we don't

1104
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,880
have all day and we have two kings to talk about.

1105
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:54,400
So I will go through the other main guys, which is Anarchia, Trazan, Orkin, Cezares,

1106
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:59,880
and then Hal will talk about Czar-Rek, the silent king.

1107
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:03,720
And then Andy might have a little bit to say on old texts if he's feeling like it, if we

1108
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:04,720
have time.

1109
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:05,720
Yeah.

1110
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:09,000
And he also knows about a bunch of weird little obscure guys.

1111
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,600
But anyway, next we are going to talk about Anarchia, the traveler, my other favorite

1112
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,400
character who was also yoinked from the Codex, even though his model was pretty awesome.

1113
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,400
It's very large.

1114
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:19,400
And he's blue.

1115
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,400
He's freaking blue.

1116
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,400
You can't, whatever.

1117
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,800
What can you do?

1118
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:28,840
My friend just bought him before the Codex dropped because he wanted to play him against

1119
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,320
me and then now he can't.

1120
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,320
Feels bad.

1121
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:32,320
I mean, he's still eek.

1122
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,320
I appreciate the picture, Andy.

1123
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:37,720
And the mold wasn't glued together very well either.

1124
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,480
He can still play with him.

1125
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:44,520
He just has to use the legends rules, which is sad.

1126
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:47,680
But if you're just playing friendly games, you can still technically play.

1127
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:53,040
What it means is that he won't be in the 11th edition Codex unless he is given a new model.

1128
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:57,600
He did have two like little tiny short story in the Codex though, for like two pages.

1129
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,480
So that, you know, gives me some hope.

1130
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:05,680
Anyways, he's Anarchar the Traveler, he's Overlord of Pyrrha, which is in the Mephra

1131
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:06,680
dynasty.

1132
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,720
And he has the sole divine cause of uniting the Necron dynasties to return them to their

1133
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,440
former glory.

1134
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:16,640
He has no care for politics or personal power, only for the betterment of his people.

1135
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:25,560
He is the greatest Necron noble to ever live, at least in these times, as he has sacrificed

1136
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,960
all luxury and gain just for his people.

1137
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:33,000
But other lords hate him and see him as a brigand because Anarchar is constantly going

1138
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,760
to the aid of Tomb Worlds, awakening them and slaughtering any vermin that may be upon

1139
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,000
its surface.

1140
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,480
And after he does this, he demands a tithe from these forces so that he may continue

1141
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,400
his great journey.

1142
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:48,240
These reinforcements are very necessary as his troops have been battling for eons, literally,

1143
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,040
and need constant replenishment.

1144
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,080
Those who refuse, he simply takes from.

1145
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:57,480
Anarchar is well versed in politics and extremely skilled in the courtly environment so he can

1146
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,080
often negotiate what he needs.

1147
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,920
But he's a freaking GE dude.

1148
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:06,000
He has the ability to extend his mind into enemy machines and strangle the machine spirit,

1149
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:10,000
bending them to its will, and in this way the enemy guns will often turn on their own

1150
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,880
forces and chaos ensues.

1151
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:17,760
He is accompanied by his immortals, the Pyrrhen Eternals, who are ruthless warriors with thousands

1152
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,800
of years of experience.

1153
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,880
Despite their lack of higher consciousness and higher self, they are still hardened veterans

1154
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:26,000
and they are loyal to the very end.

1155
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,120
In recent times, Anarchar has done a few baller things like kill the Silver Skull's chapter

1156
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,240
master, do a little trolling.

1157
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,720
I did a little trolling to the Tau as well because he destroyed a high fleet who were

1158
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:43,680
about to invade a Tau colony, but that Tau colony happened to be on a Necron tomb world.

1159
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:48,640
So he went down to the colony and the Tau were rejoicing and congratulating him and so

1160
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:53,800
excited but then he just killed them all because he doesn't care.

1161
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:59,480
And he later fought, oh sorry we have another donation, that's the word, from Eldritch,

1162
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,480
thank you sir.

1163
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:05,120
I know I poke fun at y'all but I love your guys' content, I hope you only get more success

1164
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:06,120
in the future.

1165
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,120
IDK any group is more chill than y'all, thank you.

1166
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:10,120
Thank you brother.

1167
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,120
We appreciate it.

1168
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,120
We're all just here to chill out, relax.

1169
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:17,160
If you guys are listening away or painting or stuff like that, just paint one for the

1170
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:18,160
boys right now.

1171
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,160
Paint it for the boys.

1172
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:22,560
Paint one out for the boys, that's a term.

1173
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:26,600
Paint one out for the boys, am I right?

1174
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:30,880
There also seems to be a big battle that happened which I would need to read about somewhere

1175
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:36,880
where Trace and Orkin, Zandrak, Stormlord and Anarkir were all a part of it and it was

1176
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:37,880
against the Laetok.

1177
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:41,120
At least I think the Stormlord and Zandrak were there.

1178
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,600
Forces from Mandragora and Gidrim were there so they probably were.

1179
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:51,880
But it was against the Laetok and some Exodites and Anarkir uses Orkin to out-Farseer the

1180
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:57,960
Farseer and mess with their prophecy and ends up taking the W. And he's also worked with

1181
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,960
Cezares before.

1182
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:04,920
He's got the best skirt in all of the Necron line as well.

1183
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:09,080
His little model actually has a sort of skirting effect so I always thought he was a little

1184
01:03:06,940 --> 01:03:15,800
Why do you think GW did remove him and a lot of the lords from the Codex though?

1185
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:14,600
bit of a nice kilt influence there but I don't think he probably sounds Scottish or anything

1186
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:15,600
like that.

1187
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,240
He's cool, I miss him.

1188
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:23,280
They want to make new models I guess but because they're old models maybe like I really don't

1189
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:18,240
I miss him bros.

1190
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:24,280
know.

1191
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:35,460
I mean I think they're just a little bit of a

1192
01:03:35,460 --> 01:03:40,360
Is it to do with streamlining 10th edition though?

1193
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:44,440
We want to get rid of these weird characters and redo them completely because I feel like

1194
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:48,600
they were like oh we kind of want the Necrons to do one thing and there's too much weird

1195
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:51,480
stuff so we need to pull them back and rethink it.

1196
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:58,120
Or it might be like again like they don't want to make because for GW in all fairness

1197
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:03,600
there's so many characters and models in the line that getting around to make even like

1198
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:09,160
making new ones is quite difficult so maybe perhaps pulling older ones that they can really

1199
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:12,960
release like oh it's 11th edition and then you go guess what comes to your Codex?

1200
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:16,480
A new or revamped thing you're missing.

1201
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:20,520
Do you know there is the conspiracy theory that most of the new models they release they've

1202
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,060
had for years and years.

1203
01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:26,200
Someone told me that that's why the striking scorpions were so mid because they probably

1204
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,040
made them like five years ago.

1205
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:34,760
I don't know three years ahead they said didn't they say that for the people who work in the

1206
01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:39,960
modeling department they make the model at least three years ahead of release so then

1207
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:44,680
geez well yeah it makes sense because I remember I think it was a chapter master Valrak at

1208
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:50,000
the time it was ages ago and he was saying he had like a it was again like a rumor thing

1209
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:54,760
that they're gonna be good world eaters will be coming to ninth edition at the end and

1210
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:58,960
this was like early night so they weren't even out like no one even said anything and

1211
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:02,760
then again like that was because they said they'd already made the sculpt for it ages

1212
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:08,720
ago and obviously again there's been a faction release of world eaters at the end of ninth

1213
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:14,080
so I think yeah they probably made all these models now I wonder which ones they've hopefully

1214
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,720
made already and they'll be like I just can't wait come on.

1215
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:22,880
I don't know it makes me sad though but what can you do or they just don't want to make

1216
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,800
any more of the model so they would just want to get rid of inventory and then.

1217
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:31,880
Is it also a case of they've got these new models for like Emotec and stuff they're like

1218
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:35,880
we want you to buy this yeah we're gonna get rid of the old stuff because we want you to

1219
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:41,080
play these at the tournament so that more people go that's a cool model they buy this

1220
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,840
rather than the weird blue guy.

1221
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:46,960
I bought Emotec for my friend who I'm gonna like paint up for him because he's got he

1222
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:53,880
plays Necrons and his dynasty are I think he wasn't he's not playing a particular dynasty

1223
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:59,400
but his like paint scheme is a nice like kind of properly nice gold like a nice sort of

1224
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:04,640
subtly like red gold tint and he's like orange highlights I'm gonna try and hopefully paint

1225
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:09,000
Emotec up but it's so it's delayed and shipping for so long because it's so hard to get an

1226
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,480
Emotec at the moment.

1227
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,480
Dang.

1228
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:12,480
Oh pain.

1229
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,920
Oh my god another Dono.

1230
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:20,920
That one's by Elliot Horpes thank you brother he says hey lore crimes I won a box of heavy

1231
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:26,520
intercessors at a tournament and I converted them into eradicators with melter and flame

1232
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,240
bits from the guard.

1233
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:34,040
I did the similar thing with eradicators I needed more eradicators but I didn't want

1234
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:38,560
to buy more models so I just converted up and I just said these are Raven Guard ones

1235
01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:46,000
so they're wearing Fobot armor but you know they're eradicators 100% I swear.

1236
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000
Good choice there though.

1237
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000
Sorry continue your life.

1238
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:55,640
Moving on swiftly now for the last three fellas we have Trazin the Infinite who I think is

1239
01:06:55,640 --> 01:07:02,080
most people's favorite he's the grand archivist of solemness and he's doing picture drawings

1240
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,080
for all your listeners.

1241
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,080
I've done all of them now.

1242
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:09,800
And he's been drawing them on post-it notes if you're listening on Spotify or anything

1243
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:10,800
like that.

1244
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:15,480
And I think most of us know Trazin's story for the most part and we are going to go over

1245
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:22,160
Infinite and the Divine in a future episode so I'm not going to go too into it but Trazin

1246
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:28,840
is an eclectic wacky eccentric of the Necrons who's generally hated by all of them because

1247
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:34,960
he's such a weirdo and he doesn't fit into the whole I don't know how to explain it.

1248
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:35,960
Archetype?

1249
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:39,480
Yeah he's not all obsessed with royalty and stuff like that.

1250
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:45,960
He's kind of like how Anarkir is I guess but a goofball instead of like a noble cause type

1251
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:49,360
of guy but I mean he is cause is noble in his opinion.

1252
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:55,160
He holds galleries upon solemness that contain the galaxy's history and he wishes to preserve

1253
01:07:55,160 --> 01:08:00,560
the galaxy and all of its history but I think some people say it's just cause he's obsessed

1254
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,920
with having stuff so I'll let you decide.

1255
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:08,440
I just got the quick wiki list for what he has in his museum and I'll read it off because

1256
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:09,760
might as well.

1257
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:14,840
So according to that he has a wraithbone choir, the head of Sebastian Thor, the ossified husk

1258
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:19,080
of an enslaver, brother Cassio of the blood angels, one of the shrines that had contained

1259
01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:25,120
the world spirit of Karnak, several regiments of Caddachan jungle fighters, a device that

1260
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:29,800
contained the entire high fleet that launched the Tyranid invasion of the world of Eurus,

1261
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:34,880
which Trazin himself had sparked in an effort to add a Tyranid exhibit to his collection.

1262
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:41,000
Lieutenant Commander Serantis of the Ultramarine's legion, his battle brothers and several contemptor

1263
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:45,320
paten drenauts from the time of the Horus heresy and adeptus custodes, several regiments

1264
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:49,600
of the Vistorian firstborn, bring those guys back to GW please I'm begging you, the lost

1265
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:55,680
regiments from Tanith, Astartes of the Salamanders chapter, the last lord, Kastlin of Cadia,

1266
01:08:55,680 --> 01:09:01,400
Ersarkar, E-Cred, never forget, Inquisitor Greyfax, I didn't know that he had her, a

1267
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:03,280
perfect clone of the Primarch Fulgrim.

1268
01:09:03,280 --> 01:09:04,280
They're dead.

1269
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:08,880
They're not gonna do anything with that by the way.

1270
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,720
I know they're not and it's so painful.

1271
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,160
They tease us.

1272
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:22,200
An ancient Aldari Kyanite warrior who fought in the war in heaven, a 12-mir tall Kroak

1273
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:26,800
who also fought in the war in heaven, and numerous ancient Necrontyr pots, smoking pipes

1274
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:33,600
and walking sticks, including the one Trazin had used when he still had that organic body.

1275
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,160
We have a donation from Tom Warm.

1276
01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:36,160
Thank you Tom.

1277
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:37,160
Thank you Tom.

1278
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,160
Nice to see you.

1279
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:42,360
What cause could be more noble than stealing everything cool that's ever existed?

1280
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:43,360
Amen.

1281
01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:44,360
Fair.

1282
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,360
I love him for it.

1283
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:46,360
What's the name for it?

1284
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:47,360
Something kleptic, isn't it?

1285
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,360
Or kleptomaniac.

1286
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:49,360
Kleptomaniac.

1287
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:52,360
Or the, you know, as Belisarius called it, abomination.

1288
01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:53,360
Yes he is.

1289
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,360
I prefer a welcome guest.

1290
01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:55,360
He's a historian.

1291
01:09:55,360 --> 01:10:04,360
My favorite thing about, my favorite is basically Indiana Jones, but crippled and old, but in

1292
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,360
an immortal body.

1293
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:06,360
Yeah.

1294
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:07,360
Yeah.

1295
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,360
Tied back in Notre Dame with Indiana Jones.

1296
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:16,200
I do have a favorite sort of fact about Trazin, which is that he doesn't really like the Imperium,

1297
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,560
but not for the reasons everyone thinks.

1298
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:23,640
It's because when the Imperium sort of conquered the galaxy, it basically made everything else

1299
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:24,640
Imperium.

1300
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:29,960
So all the little diverse little pieces he could add to his museum all got basically

1301
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:32,120
colonialized into the Imperial style.

1302
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:34,440
So he's like, oh, you ruined my, you know.

1303
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:36,240
You've gentrified my galaxy.

1304
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,520
You've gentrified my galaxy.

1305
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:43,520
The opening of the infinite vine is like, God, they're so boring.

1306
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:45,200
We got a pine cone on screen, baby.

1307
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,200
That's a traffic cone.

1308
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:47,200
What?

1309
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,200
Pine cone?

1310
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:49,200
Pine cone?

1311
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:50,200
It's a cone.

1312
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,200
Do you eat ice cream?

1313
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,200
You're like, man, that's a delicious pine cone.

1314
01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,200
What?

1315
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:54,200
Is that like a local, like, misnomer?

1316
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:57,200
First word that came to mind, I don't know what to say.

1317
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,960
Like in, is it, when, when you're eating ice cream, you're like, man, that's a delicious

1318
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:00,960
pine cone.

1319
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:01,960
What?

1320
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,960
Is it like a local, like, misnomer?

1321
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,480
First word that came to mind, I don't know what to say.

1322
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:11,160
Like, in, is it, everyone, if anyone here is like from South Africa, don't they call

1323
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:12,760
traffic lights robots?

1324
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,240
Do they?

1325
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:20,360
I think they call them robots, like, you know, watch out for the robots.

1326
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,360
Inbombable traffic light.

1327
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,360
Geez.

1328
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:24,360
All right.

1329
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:28,120
We, we will talk about Trazen a lot in the future when we get to that video, because

1330
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,120
it's so good.

1331
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:30,440
I still have a little bit on him.

1332
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:33,480
I have, so we can talk about his war gear, because it's pretty unique.

1333
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:34,480
Oh yeah.

1334
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:39,080
His weapon is the empathic obliterator, and this relic dates back to the times of the

1335
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:42,160
old ones and has a potential for incredible destruction.

1336
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:46,080
It has the ability to destroy entire squads of infantry with a single blow.

1337
01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:51,320
As the obliterator uses other worldly technology to send out a psionic shock waves, staying

1338
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:55,320
true to his name and obliterating any similar beings within the vicinity.

1339
01:11:55,320 --> 01:12:00,920
In this way, he need only spend minimal energy and time to reduce droves of enemies to mush.

1340
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:05,000
His time splinter cloak allows him to view the currents of time, making split decisions

1341
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,160
to weave through their currents and avoid attacks with ease.

1342
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,160
He stole it from someone.

1343
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:11,360
I don't remember who though.

1344
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:16,120
And the most terrifying weapon in his arsenal are that of the mind shackle scarabs, as these

1345
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:21,420
little constructs will burrow into the desired target's mind and take full control.

1346
01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:25,320
Using these, Trazen can turn any he needs to his side so that they may assist him in

1347
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:26,320
his works.

1348
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:29,440
We'll talk about that in the future too, I'm sure.

1349
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:33,760
Trazen is known as the infinite for his use of surrogate hosts, leaping his consciousness

1350
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:38,640
from one Necron to another and creating multiple bodies for such consciousness to travel.

1351
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,080
In this way, he will likely never truly die.

1352
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:47,480
Next up is his best buddy rival, Oricon, who is the Necron's greatest astromancer and chief

1353
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:48,480
seer.

1354
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:53,800
He is a crypt tech of sublime skill who can read the Skynes of Fate through great algorithmic

1355
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,520
casting and star reading.

1356
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:59,440
He is also a skilled chronomancer, able to reverse time, playing things over and over

1357
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:02,760
again as he enacts zodiacs until he gets it right.

1358
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:07,040
This also makes him almost impossible to pin down in combat as well, although he is not

1359
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,960
generally one to fight.

1360
01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:13,880
He is less of a general and more of a wandering researcher similar to most crypt techs, but

1361
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:18,760
his future sight does make him a very good commander as he generally almost always knows

1362
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:21,720
what the commander is going to do next.

1363
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:33,480
The Necron Lord is a very relentless fellow, though he will keep trying for thousands of

1364
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:39,400
years as we will talk about him.

1365
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,800
When I think of the Necron Lords, I think of the Ysir in particular.

1366
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:46,880
It's like you've got all the Emotech and Sarek, they're like the jocks and everything.

1367
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:51,280
And then Trazin and Oricon are like ones from the chess club and ones from the math club.

1368
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:54,360
They're both the nerds, they're like, oh, they're the guys, they're doing their own

1369
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:57,560
thing and they're just bickering because they, I'm smarter than you are.

1370
01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:01,080
And it's like, ah, but that's why we have them.

1371
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,280
Anthony says Oricon feels like an incel.

1372
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:05,280
That's funny.

1373
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:06,920
He does kind of, oh dear.

1374
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:10,920
I said pine cone, my fear and hunger brain got into over-drive.

1375
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:18,720
Oh man, but anyways, Oricon's ultimate goal is similar to Cezares, is that he wishes to

1376
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:23,800
achieve a God-like form of pure energy that would rival that of the power of the Kitana.

1377
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:28,240
And when the stars align and his divination succeed, he may find this great power and

1378
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,280
become unstoppable for a time.

1379
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:35,960
He has predicted nearly every major event of the galaxy and has, and was paramount in

1380
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,280
guiding the Necrons in the great sleep.

1381
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:43,960
And before this though, he tried really hard to get them to not go into biotransference

1382
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:46,840
and he told them that the Kitana were going to betray them and because he saw what was

1383
01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:48,880
going to happen, but nobody believed him.

1384
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,120
Only one to speak out against him.

1385
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:55,880
It was like that scene in Halo 4 when the guy's like, arrest this man, arrest him.

1386
01:14:55,880 --> 01:15:01,240
And that was Oricon just going like, no, don't do it.

1387
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,680
I don't know what his rules are like on the table.

1388
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:07,320
I meant to check because I have the codex, but I forgot to.

1389
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:12,920
Because back in the day in like fifth edition, you would roll a dice on all the turns and

1390
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:18,360
if you got the right roll, he would achieve his final form thing and his stats would be

1391
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:22,320
super big, but I'm not sure if they have something cool like that anymore.

1392
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:24,320
But his new model is pretty cool as well.

1393
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,320
It is.

1394
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:26,320
It is pretty cool.

1395
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:30,800
They did that one justice and it looks like utterly unique compared to any other Necron

1396
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:31,800
lord.

1397
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,800
With his big life preserver head.

1398
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,400
Jack in the water, he'll float.

1399
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:41,560
That is what I like about the Necrons because they do have some individuality still amongst

1400
01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:44,160
the nobles at least.

1401
01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:49,880
Generally their personalities and how they lived transferred over to biotransference

1402
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,920
and kind of made them look how they look.

1403
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:52,920
That is cool.

1404
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:53,920
Yeah.

1405
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:58,160
I mean, the three that stand out are obviously like Seras with big spindly legs.

1406
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:01,960
You've got Trazim with his hunchback and then you've got Oricon with his big head.

1407
01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:07,360
It's just, I suppose for like a really good Necron design, you have to make it like over

1408
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:08,360
the top.

1409
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:12,640
You have to make him really obviously different, otherwise it's difficult to see the little

1410
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,640
details.

1411
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:14,640
Yeah.

1412
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:18,680
DJ Beast reminds me that the infinite and the divine book is half of it is just Oricon

1413
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:21,200
simping over the cryptech lady.

1414
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:27,520
The other half is him and Trazan's sexless marriage.

1415
01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:34,520
They were basically trying to do a grave robbing.

1416
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,520
Nefra's tomb.

1417
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:36,520
Nefra's tomb.

1418
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:44,880
Yeah, no spoilers, no spoilers.

1419
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:49,800
Anyways last on our list today is Illuminor Cezares.

1420
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:53,320
I have not actually watched Pyrrha Nexis, so if there's things that you guys want to

1421
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,440
add after this, feel free.

1422
01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:56,440
I feel bad for not watching it.

1423
01:16:56,440 --> 01:16:59,040
Yeah, he's actually in an official GW animation.

1424
01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:04,320
So if you're listening to this, you can go actually check him out on, well, obviously

1425
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:08,240
Warhammer Plus technically, but it's definitely reposted to YouTube for free.

1426
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:12,760
I need to find those nice reposts up in Lacken because it looks really cool.

1427
01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:17,160
But anywho, Cezares is the Necron's very own mad scientist.

1428
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:23,240
He's a complete and absolute genius, akin to other crazy guys like Fabius and Call,

1429
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:25,160
probably more like Fabius though in my opinion.

1430
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,160
Oh yeah.

1431
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:31,840
As I mentioned a little bit earlier, his ultimate goal is to achieve a form similar to the Catan,

1432
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:36,160
as he has ever believed that his race is being on the path of ultimate evolution.

1433
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:41,040
He aided greatly in biotransference, making it possible with the great and terrible furnaces,

1434
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:44,740
as he believed it to be just another step on this ultimate's journey.

1435
01:17:44,740 --> 01:17:49,520
He is constantly researching, but unlike other Necrons has no qualms with touching flesh.

1436
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:54,040
In fact, the large majority of his research is done on living beings.

1437
01:17:54,040 --> 01:17:58,720
He wishes to unlock the secrets of life, so of course, dead things won't help much with

1438
01:17:58,720 --> 01:17:59,720
that.

1439
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:04,160
But these poor fellas, these poor test subjects, are kept alive by the arcane technologies

1440
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:08,240
of the Necrons, through literally unimaginable experiments.

1441
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:13,200
I'm sure our worst nightmares couldn't even come close to what this freaking guy does.

1442
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:16,960
Could you quickly explain the whole... because he's the only one who will touch flesh.

1443
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,280
Can you explain why the others won't, Eli?

1444
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:21,440
Because I know I love this.

1445
01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:22,440
Yeah.

1446
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:27,480
Amongst Necron worlds, he is seen as taboo, generally.

1447
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:31,880
For one reason or another, because they just hate flesh, but also because they are scared

1448
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,620
of getting the Flayer curse.

1449
01:18:33,620 --> 01:18:37,360
So if you touch flesh, it could trigger thoughts like that.

1450
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:42,560
But it's mostly just like, don't touch the vermin flesh, that's disgusting, that's taboo.

1451
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:49,640
If you touch flesh as a Necron ward, the servants whose fault it was, is put to death immediately.

1452
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:55,240
Yeah, I don't know if that was the answer you're looking for.

1453
01:18:55,240 --> 01:19:00,160
A good parallel I think is when you were like seven or eight, and you're like, ew, girls,

1454
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:01,160
don't touch girls.

1455
01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:04,800
Ew, you get that taboo-cheese flesh.

1456
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:05,800
The flesh is unclean.

1457
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:08,200
The flesh is grody.

1458
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:15,520
The Necrons are probably more... they are more xenophobic than the Imperium, for sure,

1459
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:18,200
I think, because they see every single...

1460
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:20,360
That's a high score.

1461
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:24,400
I think they make the Imperium look like nice guys, because the Imperium will at least generally

1462
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:27,960
talk to Tau and Eldar and work with them sometimes.

1463
01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:34,560
The Necrons see everyone else as unclean vermin who should all be genocided and destroyed

1464
01:19:34,560 --> 01:19:35,560
and killed.

1465
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:41,920
That does remind me of the fact that it's a small part of the Infinite and Divine, but

1466
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:49,240
it's just a very small segment of when the humans settle on one of the old Eldarri worlds,

1467
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:54,320
and then Trazin translates the Eldarri building that they've built around, and it's a sewer

1468
01:19:54,320 --> 01:20:00,560
and he's like, Lydie, his whole thing should be like, ugh, that's disgusting.

1469
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:05,400
Because the idea of them touching anything, like waste or human or even blood, they're

1470
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:09,320
like, ugh, yuck, you touch flesh, scum.

1471
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:17,280
Even in the Necron tier days, they hated plumbing and excrement and stuff.

1472
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:18,280
That was what you...

1473
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:19,280
They freak out about it.

1474
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:20,280
Yeah, that's what you put together.

1475
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:24,560
Meanwhile on Ultramar, they've got the vinegar sponge on a stick, and they're like, what's

1476
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:25,560
the problem, guys?

1477
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:26,560
Oh man.

1478
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:29,560
Yeah, it's the communal Ultramarine shit stick.

1479
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:34,080
Yeah, and you know it's the Ultramarine because it's got an Ultramar symbol on it.

1480
01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,080
Ultramarine sponge.

1481
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,080
Oh man.

1482
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:40,520
Well, maybe more on that another day, I guess.

1483
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,520
I'll be making a big Necrons video soon.

1484
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:45,040
I feel like I know way too much about these guys.

1485
01:20:45,040 --> 01:20:47,240
But anyways, back to the...

1486
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,160
Shout out to who?

1487
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:51,840
The line in the Infinite Vine, you stupid bastard.

1488
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:56,120
You brought us box seats to the coon.

1489
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,120
So awesome.

1490
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,120
It's a good book.

1491
01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,120
You should all read it.

1492
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:01,440
All the Necron books are good, honestly.

1493
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:06,160
Maybe the one with Cato Scarius is pretty mid, but that's to be expected because we

1494
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:08,080
all know what happens when Cato Scarius is there.

1495
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:11,840
Guy 1v1s a monolith and freaking wins, but it doesn't matter.

1496
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:14,360
It doesn't matter.

1497
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:15,360
Where was I?

1498
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:16,360
I was Mr. Xerath.

1499
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:17,360
Illuminator Xerath.

1500
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:24,040
Oh yeah, the poor test subjects are being kept alive through unimaginable experiments,

1501
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,120
which are like...

1502
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:28,520
For sure, I can guarantee they're worse than the stuff Fabius does, because at least you'll

1503
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,720
probably eventually die when you're with Fabius.

1504
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:35,880
But the people who are with Cicero, he keeps alive for quite a while.

1505
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:41,240
You could be in there for years getting freaking amputated and worked on and stuff.

1506
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:42,240
Just horrible.

1507
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:48,160
When their screams get too annoying, he'll just turn off his audio transducers and doesn't

1508
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:49,160
care.

1509
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:53,520
With the many secrets that his research has unlocked, he applies to his legions and other

1510
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:56,560
nobles armies, for a price of course.

1511
01:21:56,560 --> 01:22:01,320
This is blasphemy to an insane degree, but Cicero doesn't really care.

1512
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:04,960
He often takes Xeno's biology and integrates it into his armies.

1513
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:11,560
Not like putting eyeballs into Necron warriors and stuff, but like researching an eyeball

1514
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:17,120
and taking patterns and stuff from that, and then upgrading his guys to have similar patterns

1515
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:18,640
to the Xeno's eyeball.

1516
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,720
Things like that.

1517
01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:26,520
He's also said to create pariahs, which have been kind of reconned and messed around with,

1518
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:27,600
but they haven't been...

1519
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:32,120
They weren't officially reconned, they still kind of are in the lore, sort of, but it's

1520
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:33,120
hard to tell.

1521
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:40,160
But pariahs were essentially, in the third edition Necron stuff, human blanks, who would

1522
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:42,240
then be put through biotransference.

1523
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:46,840
They saw some of their organs, excuse me, in their body, but they gave off the blank

1524
01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:52,560
aura, which made them very strong because they had Necron dermis bodies still as well.

1525
01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:58,400
And rumors say that Caesar has either planted the pariah gene in humanity, because some

1526
01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:03,240
people think that the Necrons put the pariah gene in humanity so that when they wake up

1527
01:23:03,240 --> 01:23:08,980
in 60 million years, they'll have a tool to use against the Eldar, against psychers.

1528
01:23:08,980 --> 01:23:14,640
Some people say that he tampered with the DNA and genes of the Calexus Assassin Temple,

1529
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:16,840
the Gnoll guys, that is the right one, right?

1530
01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:17,840
I think it is.

1531
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:19,320
I don't think so.

1532
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:25,080
Yeah, and he supposedly gave some of them sleeper agent genes to eventually wake up

1533
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:28,200
and go to his tomb world, essentially.

1534
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:33,040
But he's also done the pariah nexus stuff, and that has pariah in the name, so I don't

1535
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:35,360
really know what happened with all of it, but it's there.

1536
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:38,680
If anyone knows the particular lore, if it's important.

1537
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:44,400
The work he's doing with the pariah nexus is he's trying to find a way to get them back

1538
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:46,080
into fleshy bodies.

1539
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:51,240
So that's like, Sarek's like, my man, I need you to work on your project to make us back

1540
01:23:51,240 --> 01:23:52,240
into skin bags.

1541
01:23:52,240 --> 01:23:53,240
And he's like, yeah, gotcha.

1542
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:58,920
I'm going to have to catch some humans, do some experiments, and it's not going great.

1543
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:05,280
Pariah nexus show is only like three episodes, so it's not very long, it's like an hour.

1544
01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:06,320
He's doing some experiments.

1545
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:07,320
That's kind of it.

1546
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:09,560
There's like not any real plot to it.

1547
01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:10,960
Well, there's no lore to it.

1548
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:14,880
I know they're doing another spinoff with Sakan, who's the salamander in the series,

1549
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:19,080
because he does a staredown with Sarah, and he's like, intriguing.

1550
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,680
You are a worthless human.

1551
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:21,680
Lol.

1552
01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:26,280
And he has this whole thing about like, he gets a death mark to try and assassinate him,

1553
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:30,360
and there's a point where he does like a parallel to like the afterlife and religion.

1554
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:35,920
He's like, he has like this head twitch, he's like, do not use such unscientific terms around

1555
01:24:35,920 --> 01:24:36,920
me.

1556
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:37,920
I'm like, where are you from?

1557
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:38,920
Edgy atheist, there we go.

1558
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:39,920
Nice.

1559
01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:43,640
But yeah, that's the main Necron Lords.

1560
01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:45,040
I don't know if I forgot anybody.

1561
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:47,760
I'm pretty sure I didn't.

1562
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:48,760
We can...

1563
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:49,760
Silent King?

1564
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:50,760
... from Anthony Fakansson.

1565
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:51,760
Oh my god.

1566
01:24:51,760 --> 01:24:52,760
Anthony.

1567
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:53,760
Pay him for college.

1568
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:54,760
Anthony.

1569
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:55,760
Thank you.

1570
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:56,760
Love you, brother.

1571
01:24:56,760 --> 01:24:57,760
Holy cow.

1572
01:24:57,760 --> 01:24:58,760
For $100.

1573
01:24:58,760 --> 01:24:59,760
Thank you.

1574
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,400
As someone who just bought the Old World Tomb King box, it also has Necrons.

1575
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:02,400
Good taste.

1576
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:03,400
Yes.

1577
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:06,440
I can't decide which of them is more petty.

1578
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:09,600
But then I remember the Bretonnia episode and I remember it's neither.

1579
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:13,160
And in fact, Colin is the pettiest of all.

1580
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:14,700
Always a pleasure to catch y'all live.

1581
01:25:14,700 --> 01:25:15,700
Thank you.

1582
01:25:15,700 --> 01:25:16,700
Bless you, brother.

1583
01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:17,700
Thank you very much.

1584
01:25:17,700 --> 01:25:18,700
Thank you, Anthony.

1585
01:25:18,700 --> 01:25:19,700
Thank you so much.

1586
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:22,700
I'm glad this episode has become the let's all take pot shots at Kotlin's house.

1587
01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:30,200
God, I had a go at hairlines, faces, organs that don't work 100%.

1588
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:31,200
Everyone's catching in strays.

1589
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,520
Oh, it was a good time.

1590
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:35,000
We very much appreciate it.

1591
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:37,600
You guys keep us fed and alive.

1592
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,920
So yes, thank you so much.

1593
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:42,920
What about the man himself?

1594
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:46,120
I will take over for the last little...

1595
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:47,120
Sure is art.

1596
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:48,120
See my little...

1597
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:49,120
For reference.

1598
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:55,640
Andy has done, for all your listeners, he's drawn little pictures of all the Necron lords

1599
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:57,200
we've been talking about.

1600
01:25:57,200 --> 01:26:00,920
And Emotic giving the bird.

1601
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:05,080
But having said that though, we're going to speak about Zarek, the silent king.

1602
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:10,160
And unfortunately, as much as he's like, technically the leader of all the Necrons, he doesn't

1603
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:13,480
actually have that much lore, which is kind of annoying.

1604
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:16,720
Although he is a pretty sick tabletop model.

1605
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:19,120
And he goes so cool.

1606
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:20,120
It does.

1607
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:22,040
He got big throne, big throne go hard.

1608
01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:26,680
And he's, yeah, he is sort of around, but he doesn't, unfortunately, doesn't have quite

1609
01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:29,960
as much personality as the rest of these boys.

1610
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:32,080
But his lore is essentially like he is...

1611
01:26:32,080 --> 01:26:35,040
We're going to get into that.

1612
01:26:35,040 --> 01:26:39,880
So he is Zarek of the Zarekin dynasty, perhaps the only one who has like one named after

1613
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:40,880
him.

1614
01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:45,360
Or maybe not named after him, but named after his, or he's named after the dynasty.

1615
01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:46,360
We're not really sure.

1616
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:51,480
But he's also known as the silent king, because as we probably might have all guessed, the

1617
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:53,440
silent king is quite silent.

1618
01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:57,760
He actually doesn't communicate with anyone he's talking to.

1619
01:26:57,760 --> 01:27:02,080
He kind of whispers slightly to his triarch council, which you'll notice on his model,

1620
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:05,040
the ones who kind of sit either side of him.

1621
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:08,800
They kind of like the slot, basically the bitches of the throne.

1622
01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:13,680
They sort of sit there and look intimidating, but they just have to do what he says.

1623
01:27:13,680 --> 01:27:21,040
And Zarek is famous because as much as in Necron history, a lot like the Necron lords,

1624
01:27:21,040 --> 01:27:24,580
the different dynasties would take over being a silent king.

1625
01:27:24,580 --> 01:27:29,640
And the last one would be Zarek himself, and he'd be the one who agreed to essentially

1626
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:36,000
the Katarn's deal of the biotransference, which again was a bit of a goof up because

1627
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:41,720
it kind of enslaved his people, murdered all of the Necron tier and turned them into the

1628
01:27:41,720 --> 01:27:42,720
Necrons.

1629
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:44,920
And so there's never going to be a new Necron.

1630
01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:49,800
And they basically were enslaved to the Katarn for the massive war in heaven where they fought

1631
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:56,640
the old ones, the Eldar, the Kroak, probably some aliens that we've never heard of.

1632
01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:57,640
We won.

1633
01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:02,960
We thought we were represented in the end though.

1634
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:06,640
But it wasn't like the Super Bowl, so he couldn't keep coming back every year and trying again.

1635
01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:10,080
This is like one big, big old war.

1636
01:28:10,080 --> 01:28:13,820
And unfortunately, it just went poorly.

1637
01:28:13,820 --> 01:28:17,840
And he kind of, he was given like the command protocol to...

1638
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:22,600
He basically was pretty much the slave master of all of the Necrons.

1639
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:26,640
And he basically couldn't fight against the Katarn because they were so powerful.

1640
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:30,800
Eventually the war in heaven did sort of reach a point where the old ones were basically

1641
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:33,740
defeated and the Katarn were starting to battle themselves.

1642
01:28:33,740 --> 01:28:37,840
Thank you Kegarach, I believe, who tricked them into fighting themselves and eating each

1643
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:38,840
other.

1644
01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:41,000
The first of many Eldar doves.

1645
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,000
The first of many.

1646
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:46,800
The first of the million year rule of Eldari after this.

1647
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:52,320
But this eventually triggered Zarek to go with a plan he'd been working on forever.

1648
01:28:52,320 --> 01:29:00,160
He'd asked and secretly in packs with other Necrons, he built machines and weapons that

1649
01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:02,040
even to this day, they will not touch.

1650
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:05,000
I think one of them is owned by Illuminator Czarac.

1651
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:06,000
What's his name?

1652
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,000
Is that Czarac?

1653
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:08,000
Not Czarac.

1654
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,000
Czarac.

1655
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,000
Czarac and Czarac.

1656
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,000
Yeah, Czarac and Czarac.

1657
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:16,000
Yeah, he gave him a weapon where...

1658
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:21,720
It's like a map of the galaxy, but if he touches it, it basically interferes the galaxy.

1659
01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:23,760
I can't remember which dynasty has that.

1660
01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:26,720
Yeah, but it's just like if you just go, then that sun goes supernova.

1661
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:27,720
Even he won't mess with that.

1662
01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:33,720
And even Czarac the Silent King says they use weapons that fundamentally broke the galaxy

1663
01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:36,440
or maybe that ruined the...

1664
01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:43,680
Possibly led to the creation of the Chaos Gods apparently in recent lore was a thing.

1665
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:46,840
They essentially broke the Katanda shards.

1666
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:51,200
Then they were just basically stuck in a power vacuum and he released his protocols.

1667
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:52,600
So he wasn't controlling them.

1668
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:57,920
But then the Eldari were basically on the rapid climb up because the Eldari could make

1669
01:29:57,920 --> 01:30:01,300
more Eldari, whereas the Necrons were finite.

1670
01:30:01,300 --> 01:30:06,520
So they went to the big sleep, which is famous in Necron lore.

1671
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,400
And Czarac didn't sleep though.

1672
01:30:09,400 --> 01:30:11,320
Czarac basically had insomnia.

1673
01:30:11,320 --> 01:30:15,340
He couldn't deal with the guilt, different kind of insomnia.

1674
01:30:15,340 --> 01:30:17,040
He went on a very long gap year.

1675
01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:21,600
And I do believe this might be Colin's favorite factors.

1676
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:25,760
He went to go travel outside of the galaxy, but Colin, what brought him back?

1677
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:26,760
I think you remember this, Tim.

1678
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:27,760
Ah, I do.

1679
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:28,760
Yes.

1680
01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:30,280
You want me to take over for a moment here?

1681
01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:31,280
Yes.

1682
01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:37,200
Well, you see in his self-imposed exile, who just floating outside the Milky Way galaxy

1683
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:43,280
as one does, when he bumped into a little something known as the Tyranid Highfleets.

1684
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:44,280
Cheeky.

1685
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:48,600
A slight little traffic jam.

1686
01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:54,840
And he came back with the most revelatory piece of information the galaxy had ever seen.

1687
01:30:54,840 --> 01:31:01,560
He came back to warn the galaxy that the Tyranids are in fact a problem.

1688
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:06,800
Something that truly no one had realized up to that point.

1689
01:31:06,800 --> 01:31:07,800
Yeah.

1690
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:10,720
While Emotec was like, I want to kill all the orcs because they're annoying.

1691
01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:16,680
Tarzan was just like, they're more than annoying.

1692
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:18,680
They're going to doom the entire galaxy.

1693
01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:23,360
I'd also like to shout out Tom Warren for the $2 donation.

1694
01:31:23,360 --> 01:31:24,360
Funny message.

1695
01:31:24,360 --> 01:31:25,360
Thank you, Tom.

1696
01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:28,400
He says, Colin is my third favorite diabetic person.

1697
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,400
I just want to hear it.

1698
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:30,400
Yo, who's on the two in one?

1699
01:31:30,400 --> 01:31:31,400
I don't know who the two are.

1700
01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:36,400
DJ Beast, Colin is my second favorite swap.

1701
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:44,520
I was on your Discord, Colin, and the amount of people who say slop is ridiculous.

1702
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:46,520
It's because I make slop.

1703
01:31:46,520 --> 01:31:47,520
I'm making the f***.

1704
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:50,040
Why couldn't we say it's a sloppy Discord?

1705
01:31:50,040 --> 01:31:51,040
Anyway.

1706
01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:52,040
Sloppy Discord.

1707
01:31:52,040 --> 01:31:53,040
Jesus.

1708
01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:57,240
So, Zorak is sort of, the only thing that brought him back was the Tyranid threat.

1709
01:31:57,240 --> 01:32:03,360
Because the Tyranids are in a way quite similar where like old Necron Lord, they devour, they

1710
01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:05,320
both sort of eradicate all life.

1711
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:11,320
But essentially, I think what brought Zorak back was the fact that they waited, they did

1712
01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:16,880
the base leaks, they wanted the galaxy to heal so then the Necrons could rule over it.

1713
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:20,880
But there's going to be no galaxy to rule if it's all been devoured and broken apart.

1714
01:32:20,880 --> 01:32:21,880
Yeah.

1715
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:26,760
And not only that, if they want to go back to having like bodies, they need experiments.

1716
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:31,200
They need stuff to like harvest to be like, like, let's do some stuff to see if we can

1717
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:34,000
actually become, you know, Necron Tyr again.

1718
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,520
It's all been nom'd by the Tyranids.

1719
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:37,080
Like, we're going to turn these in?

1720
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:38,080
No, we're not.

1721
01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:39,080
I'm not going in that thing.

1722
01:32:39,080 --> 01:32:40,080
That insect.

1723
01:32:40,080 --> 01:32:41,080
Ew, bugs.

1724
01:32:41,080 --> 01:32:42,080
Ew.

1725
01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:43,080
It's not going to work.

1726
01:32:43,080 --> 01:32:46,760
In a way, they both, they're sort of like rivals, which is quite interesting.

1727
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:52,160
But Zorak is only, again, they don't see the Imperium as a threat, which is funny.

1728
01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:56,920
Because like, or even chaos as a threat, which they're very aware of chaos existing in this

1729
01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:57,920
time.

1730
01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:02,600
But the Tyranids are the threat when which Zorak actually feels is a, you know, that

1731
01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,240
could be a real problem.

1732
01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:09,800
And interesting enough, there is a tidbit in sort of, it's only really time he showed

1733
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:15,440
up in any like proper written lore in like novel form, or novellas or short stories,

1734
01:33:15,440 --> 01:33:18,680
when he meets Dante of the Blood Angels.

1735
01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:22,800
It's on a world where the Necrons and Blood Angels are fighting and then suddenly the

1736
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:25,120
Necrons stop.

1737
01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:29,400
And the Blood Angels are in the middle of the fight going, hey, yo, what?

1738
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:31,200
And they're like, they're like sworn by Necrons.

1739
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:34,760
And the Necrons just literally stop the doing and then just walk away.

1740
01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:38,120
And they get invited to meet the Silent King.

1741
01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:44,400
And Dante goes, I've heard a rumor of a Silent King, and I didn't even think it was real.

1742
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:49,280
But we might as well go see for ourselves because we're, you know, if it is a Silent

1743
01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:52,600
King, we could possibly, you know, the opportunity is just there.

1744
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:54,440
They can't say no.

1745
01:33:54,440 --> 01:34:00,680
And bearing in mind in this trip, Dante and the Blood Angels with him and the Rhino, I

1746
01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:04,920
believe they're in, is filled with explosives and the triggers that they're holding in

1747
01:34:04,920 --> 01:34:06,960
their own gauntlets, like pressure gauntlet.

1748
01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:09,880
But it's one of those triggers where if they let go, it'll all go.

1749
01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:14,040
Because they're thinking, we might as well take the opportunity to basically suicide

1750
01:34:14,040 --> 01:34:16,360
ourselves with the Silent King.

1751
01:34:16,360 --> 01:34:22,560
And then when Dante appears before the Silent King, he looks at the Silent King, who's

1752
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:26,800
like kind of sitting down like crouched, kind of not standing up like a regal ruler, but

1753
01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:29,880
more like a sort of nomadic figure.

1754
01:34:29,880 --> 01:34:33,960
He turns around and he's wearing a mask of sanguineous on his face.

1755
01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:38,960
But it's one where it's smiling on like Dante's death mask, which is sanguineous looking sad.

1756
01:34:38,960 --> 01:34:43,000
And the Blood Angels just go like, imagine like this, like for them, they're seeing a

1757
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:45,920
Xenos wear their father's face.

1758
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:51,920
That's very much like someone going, you know, basically literally like a demon wearing Jesus's

1759
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:52,920
like face.

1760
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:58,480
You'd be like, oh, so they're like, oh, this little thing I just put on like, boy, take

1761
01:34:58,480 --> 01:34:59,480
that off.

1762
01:34:59,480 --> 01:35:00,480
And then he wears his outfit.

1763
01:35:00,480 --> 01:35:01,480
So what can I say?

1764
01:35:01,480 --> 01:35:02,480
Yeah.

1765
01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:06,680
So he was, they were like, this is, they were, they were so far beyond disgusted, like they

1766
01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:08,280
weren't angry anymore.

1767
01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:10,840
You know, like you go far beyond anger where it's like, I'm not even pissed.

1768
01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:13,120
I'm like, I don't even know what I should be feeling.

1769
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:17,080
But it's quite interesting because like Silent King's art goes out to him and basically it

1770
01:35:17,080 --> 01:35:18,080
whispers in his ear.

1771
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:20,840
He's like, hey, how mama Libby was being a kid.

1772
01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:25,600
He's like sort of a little bit, you know, sussy and he's, because again, he doesn't

1773
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:26,600
speak out loud properly.

1774
01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:31,440
He sort of whispers his intentions to Dante and they basically say, yo, tyrannids are

1775
01:35:31,440 --> 01:35:32,440
coming bro.

1776
01:35:32,440 --> 01:35:33,440
Want to team up?

1777
01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:34,440
We was a mistake.

1778
01:35:34,440 --> 01:35:35,440
We shouldn't have been fighting.

1779
01:35:35,440 --> 01:35:36,440
And then Dante goes, fine.

1780
01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:42,240
It's a good idea because an Imperial world, but technically, but actually slowly the Necrons

1781
01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:44,120
start evacuating their forces.

1782
01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:47,560
They, they let base the blood angels take a lot of the brunt, but they still managed

1783
01:35:47,560 --> 01:35:49,680
to beat off the beats.

1784
01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:51,880
The turn is off, not beat off the turn.

1785
01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:52,880
Sorry.

1786
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:57,800
I'm a bit flub, but that's kind of his most recent appearance.

1787
01:35:57,800 --> 01:36:02,880
And even, I guess, as I said, like prior Nexus, he's still trying to unite the dynasties,

1788
01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:09,480
but not really as their all powerful ruler, but more as a sort of rally crying figure

1789
01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:11,400
to help fight a great threat.

1790
01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:15,640
And the Imo-Tech is clearly proving to be a problem.

1791
01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:20,320
And that's kind of the end of, it's a bit of a shame because Zara doesn't have, again,

1792
01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:26,560
he's a bit more of a mysterious figure, kind of like how even the Emperor had a more dialogue

1793
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:27,560
than this guy does.

1794
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:34,520
And the Emperor is meant to be like a distant figure, but that's kind of it on Zarek though.

1795
01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:37,720
I do believe if there's anything else, I think that might be the last.

1796
01:36:37,720 --> 01:36:41,640
Unless Andy, you've got a few minor ones you want to talk about.

1797
01:36:41,640 --> 01:36:44,000
I think there's only like a couple worth mentioning.

1798
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:47,760
There's basically this entire dynasty called the Subakar, which is in the Jericho Reach,

1799
01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:49,920
which is where the Death Watch books are.

1800
01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:55,640
There was this pharaoh known as Amon-Tech, and he killed a Katarn, and he was known as

1801
01:36:55,640 --> 01:36:57,600
the Red Scythe, and he actually killed it.

1802
01:36:57,600 --> 01:37:00,760
And it was like, wow, that guy's cool.

1803
01:37:00,760 --> 01:37:03,360
Everyone went to have their big nap-nap.

1804
01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:07,840
Everyone woke up, and for some reason, the pharaoh didn't wake up.

1805
01:37:07,840 --> 01:37:09,760
And the cryptips had a look in his brain.

1806
01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:13,280
They're like, oh, there's some weird stuff going on in there.

1807
01:37:13,280 --> 01:37:14,280
But he's super powerful.

1808
01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:19,200
We're not going to just end him, but we can't wake him up because his brain's a bit damaged.

1809
01:37:19,200 --> 01:37:21,560
And so there's a big power struggle going on within them.

1810
01:37:21,560 --> 01:37:26,200
There's like Aho-Tech, not to be confused with Amon-Tech, am I right?

1811
01:37:26,200 --> 01:37:32,080
But Aho-Tech is like the region below, and there's a power struggle going on.

1812
01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:34,000
And they're kind of cool, but they don't have much more.

1813
01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:38,200
I did a few videos on them, but they're literally like, there's a destroyer lord who's pretty

1814
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:42,080
cool who's just like the guys with the hover pads for legs.

1815
01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:44,840
He's one of the relatives of the Red Scythe, and he went mental.

1816
01:37:44,840 --> 01:37:49,920
And for millennia, he woke up really, like Aho-Tech plotted for him to wake up millennia

1817
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:51,600
earlier than they were supposed to.

1818
01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:54,880
So he went insane, and he kind of plotted to be like, I'm going to make you wake up

1819
01:37:54,880 --> 01:38:00,200
really early, and I'll send you over here, and you do this, just so he could assume control.

1820
01:38:00,200 --> 01:38:02,360
There's not really much more to say about them, but they're just kind of cool.

1821
01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:06,400
They're like, oh, there's a Necron who actually killed a Katarn.

1822
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:07,400
Is he a model?

1823
01:38:07,400 --> 01:38:08,400
No.

1824
01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:09,400
Just a guy.

1825
01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:17,560
The last guy that did that created the destroyer or the Flayer virus.

1826
01:38:17,560 --> 01:38:19,760
So that kind of didn't go so hot.

1827
01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:21,400
Yeah, bad track record.

1828
01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:25,080
It's like, oh, you killed a Katarn, but you're going to inherit some bad stuff.

1829
01:38:25,080 --> 01:38:26,560
Just a minor oopsie.

1830
01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:29,920
You can work past it.

1831
01:38:29,920 --> 01:38:31,360
Give or take away chromosomes.

1832
01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:33,080
How many Necrons really have the Flayer?

1833
01:38:33,080 --> 01:38:34,600
Like, out of the hole, right?

1834
01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:39,320
Not many, but a lot of them say that it's the fate that'll take them all eventually.

1835
01:38:39,320 --> 01:38:45,600
Yeah, but when you live forever, eventually something is going to go wrong.

1836
01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:49,560
Really, I think murdering a Katarn, oh, some of you go a little bit goofy.

1837
01:38:49,560 --> 01:38:52,480
That's a small price to pay.

1838
01:38:52,480 --> 01:38:53,480
Slight goof.

1839
01:38:53,480 --> 01:38:56,480
Don't remember your entire identity.

1840
01:38:56,480 --> 01:38:59,960
The Flaydons themselves don't like...

1841
01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:02,080
They don't think they're goofy.

1842
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:07,680
Servitors exist, and that is for a much less good purpose than murdering a whole ass Katarn.

1843
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:10,200
I don't want to know, you lose your memory.

1844
01:39:10,200 --> 01:39:13,720
What the fuck, that dude got lobotomized.

1845
01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:15,200
Some servitors do remember as well.

1846
01:39:15,200 --> 01:39:16,200
That's the horrific part.

1847
01:39:16,200 --> 01:39:17,200
That's even worse.

1848
01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:21,440
Although there are rumors that the Crimson Scythe actually wakes up sometimes and just

1849
01:39:21,440 --> 01:39:22,440
does like a...

1850
01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:26,440
He just like butchers civilizations and the Jericho Reach goes back to sleep and is like,

1851
01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:27,440
what?

1852
01:39:27,440 --> 01:39:28,440
That's weird.

1853
01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:30,440
It's like, you're not you when you're hungry.

1854
01:39:30,440 --> 01:39:32,440
You're a butcher in civilizations.

1855
01:39:32,440 --> 01:39:33,440
What was that?

1856
01:39:33,440 --> 01:39:34,440
Snickers advert.

1857
01:39:34,440 --> 01:39:39,120
It's called Snickers over there as well, isn't it?

1858
01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:40,120
Snickers?

1859
01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:41,120
Yeah, we got Snickers.

1860
01:39:41,120 --> 01:39:42,120
Oh, thank God.

1861
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:45,520
Some things are like in North America, just not named the same.

1862
01:39:45,520 --> 01:39:46,800
I'm kind of getting...

1863
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:48,800
Was it Lay's chips?

1864
01:39:48,800 --> 01:39:50,520
Yeah, we got those.

1865
01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:51,520
They're not called Lay's here.

1866
01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:52,520
What are they?

1867
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:53,520
They're called Walkers.

1868
01:39:53,520 --> 01:39:54,520
Walkers?

1869
01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:55,520
I'm not messing with you.

1870
01:39:55,520 --> 01:39:56,520
They're actually called Walkers.

1871
01:39:56,520 --> 01:40:00,600
I mean, I guess that's a little strange, but like, whatever.

1872
01:40:00,600 --> 01:40:04,360
Oh, Axe body spray is not called Axe here.

1873
01:40:04,360 --> 01:40:06,440
What is it called?

1874
01:40:06,440 --> 01:40:07,440
Lynx, like the animal.

1875
01:40:07,440 --> 01:40:08,440
Oh, that's even trashier.

1876
01:40:08,440 --> 01:40:09,440
Slinky Lynx.

1877
01:40:09,440 --> 01:40:10,440
Lynx?

1878
01:40:10,440 --> 01:40:15,640
Yeah, because when I was younger, people would make reference in like teams like, oh, you

1879
01:40:15,640 --> 01:40:16,640
smell like Axe body spray.

1880
01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:18,640
I'm thinking like, what is Axe body spray?

1881
01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:20,640
And then I saw the thing, I'm like, oh, that's just Lynx.

1882
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,640
And it's like, oh, because it's probably something else.

1883
01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:24,640
Yeah, like Lynx Africa is like the one that we use.

1884
01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:26,640
Axe or Lynx or whatever you call is already...

1885
01:40:26,640 --> 01:40:28,760
They can call whatever they want.

1886
01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:32,520
The only thing I can ever associate with is a high school locker room or some asshole would

1887
01:40:32,520 --> 01:40:33,520
drink it all.

1888
01:40:33,520 --> 01:40:34,520
I don't know.

1889
01:40:34,520 --> 01:40:38,800
The main point is the Virgin Snickers versus the Chad Lion Bar.

1890
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:40,360
Let's just put that out there.

1891
01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:41,360
That sounds pretty tasty.

1892
01:40:41,360 --> 01:40:42,360
Lion Bar is superior.

1893
01:40:42,360 --> 01:40:48,080
I'm going to say a few more of those things, but yeah, like the Lynx and the Walkers thing

1894
01:40:48,080 --> 01:40:51,720
is still pretty in my living rent free in my brain.

1895
01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:56,320
But speaking of not taking any other thing that live rent free in my brain, though, I

1896
01:40:56,320 --> 01:40:58,800
think Colin, we're going to talk about something.

1897
01:40:58,800 --> 01:41:03,880
Oh, we had Necrons, but we had Necrons at home, I think, because we're going to the

1898
01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:06,040
OG Necrons, aren't we Colin?

1899
01:41:06,040 --> 01:41:11,760
The original, the copy of my homework from this is the original homework.

1900
01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:14,960
Where they once came from, the Tomb Kings.

1901
01:41:14,960 --> 01:41:15,960
Tomb Kings.

1902
01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:21,560
I'll keep it relatively brief, especially because as with a lot of Warhammer fantasy

1903
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:26,080
factions, it's pretty easy to tell at least what the basis of them is.

1904
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:29,920
The basis of the Tomb Kings is, of course, you know, ancient Egypt.

1905
01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:30,920
Very cool.

1906
01:41:30,920 --> 01:41:34,320
Oh, would you like me to just a quick clarification?

1907
01:41:34,320 --> 01:41:38,600
Should I save all the comparisons between them for after the basics of the lore?

1908
01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:41,160
Yeah, let's do it for the end.

1909
01:41:41,160 --> 01:41:45,240
This is just introduced because obviously some people who are listening maybe are not

1910
01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:47,520
as familiar with Warhammer fantasy stuff.

1911
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:54,880
So thought that was the plan just to want to clarify the Tomb Kings were once, you know,

1912
01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:56,560
Warhammerified Egypt.

1913
01:41:56,560 --> 01:41:57,560
They were all alive.

1914
01:41:57,560 --> 01:41:58,960
You know, they were they were people.

1915
01:41:58,960 --> 01:42:01,400
They were civilization of humans.

1916
01:42:01,400 --> 01:42:08,400
The earliest one, in fact, in Warhammer fantasy before the Empire, Bretonnia, Kislev, any

1917
01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:11,420
of the others, there was the Tomb Kings.

1918
01:42:11,420 --> 01:42:18,720
They were, you know, Bronze Age-ish, but towards the end of their time as humans, spoiler alert

1919
01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:23,480
upcoming for that one, they started, they had limited access, very limited access to

1920
01:42:23,480 --> 01:42:24,480
guns from Cathay.

1921
01:42:24,480 --> 01:42:30,880
I think they even had like some like balloons and stuff like steamship kind of things.

1922
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:37,360
So you know, they had some cool stuff, but overall Bronze Age humans, they were initially

1923
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:43,920
very in touch with their gods, then they weren't, then they were kind of on and off thing.

1924
01:42:43,920 --> 01:42:50,760
And they ruled over because if you look at the Warhammer fantasy world, it's pretty clearly

1925
01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:52,760
just like Earth.

1926
01:42:52,760 --> 01:42:54,880
You know, that squashed a bit.

1927
01:42:54,880 --> 01:42:58,480
Yeah, it's squashed a bit, then stretched back out.

1928
01:42:58,480 --> 01:43:03,160
It was it was Earth you dropped on the floor and then you had to quickly put it back together

1929
01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:04,160
again.

1930
01:43:04,160 --> 01:43:08,440
We got a donation, sorry, from Zombie Eggplant for $10.

1931
01:43:08,440 --> 01:43:09,440
Thank you.

1932
01:43:09,440 --> 01:43:10,440
Thank you, brother.

1933
01:43:10,440 --> 01:43:11,440
Thank you.

1934
01:43:11,440 --> 01:43:12,440
Thank you.

1935
01:43:12,440 --> 01:43:13,440
Good name.

1936
01:43:13,440 --> 01:43:14,440
It's a good name.

1937
01:43:14,440 --> 01:43:20,240
But yeah, so they they were, you know, they were chugging along, survived the incursions

1938
01:43:20,240 --> 01:43:24,480
of chaos, the great catastrophe when chaos enters the world by fighting alongside their

1939
01:43:24,480 --> 01:43:28,720
gods to drive out all those nasty demons.

1940
01:43:28,720 --> 01:43:33,600
And you know, the civilization went on for quite a few thousand years.

1941
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:38,080
They were, they had obviously their Golden Ages, their not so Golden Ages.

1942
01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:43,480
There were rulers, of course, like the one and only Setra the Imperishable, who decided

1943
01:43:43,480 --> 01:43:50,160
the entire planet belonged to him and he made a pretty damn good showing at doing that.

1944
01:43:50,160 --> 01:43:55,360
They as time went on, started to realize.

1945
01:43:55,360 --> 01:43:58,480
And there's another drawing here, but it was like a tomb king with a chef hat.

1946
01:43:58,480 --> 01:44:04,520
We're going to assume that's a tomb guard for Setra would behead you for such insolence.

1947
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:12,240
But yeah, so eventually, Setra himself and others kind of realized death is going to

1948
01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:13,920
rob me of all my achievements.

1949
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:20,880
So they started working on becoming immortal, and they expanded their lives by many years

1950
01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:27,400
and even some very limited immortality for some of those, the mortuary cult who was looking

1951
01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:29,720
for immortality.

1952
01:44:29,720 --> 01:44:32,480
It was immortality, but you still aged.

1953
01:44:32,480 --> 01:44:35,280
So eventually they turned into these desiccated mummies.

1954
01:44:35,280 --> 01:44:39,240
It was immortality light, dying immortality.

1955
01:44:39,240 --> 01:44:40,240
They weren't going to die.

1956
01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:41,240
Immortality zero.

1957
01:44:41,240 --> 01:44:44,160
They might wish they were dead.

1958
01:44:44,160 --> 01:44:45,960
Immortality new flavorings.

1959
01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:49,600
Yeah, new coke immortality.

1960
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:54,800
But yeah, and so, but again, as with all things, rises and falls, ups and downs with their

1961
01:44:54,800 --> 01:45:00,320
civilization, they were overall pretty prosperous, though.

1962
01:45:00,320 --> 01:45:05,280
From the outside, it didn't look like much was going to really bring them down because

1963
01:45:05,280 --> 01:45:06,880
obviously there's orcs everywhere.

1964
01:45:06,880 --> 01:45:08,080
It's a war hammer setting.

1965
01:45:08,080 --> 01:45:09,080
They're going to find orcs.

1966
01:45:09,080 --> 01:45:13,800
There would be orc hordes they fight, occasional demons, chaos worshippers, stuff like that

1967
01:45:13,800 --> 01:45:15,880
that they fight and deal with pretty handily.

1968
01:45:15,880 --> 01:45:19,320
We have another dono from Tom Warren here.

1969
01:45:19,320 --> 01:45:20,320
Thank you, Tom.

1970
01:45:20,320 --> 01:45:22,840
He puts the war hammer world is just what we have.

1971
01:45:22,840 --> 01:45:25,360
Earth at home meme.

1972
01:45:25,360 --> 01:45:28,400
Yeah, Tomb Kings are...

1973
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:30,400
No, no, go ahead.

1974
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:31,400
Go ahead.

1975
01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:32,400
Oh, sorry.

1976
01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:33,880
Tomb Kings are doing pretty good.

1977
01:45:33,880 --> 01:45:40,800
And then one certain individual named Negash was born and then very rapidly the Tomb Kings

1978
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:42,960
stopped doing very good.

1979
01:45:42,960 --> 01:45:44,840
Such is the power of Negash.

1980
01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:48,520
That line is so good.

1981
01:45:48,520 --> 01:45:54,760
The most narcissistic person who's ever existed, by the way.

1982
01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:58,640
He's not really a tomb king, but he's just honorary mention.

1983
01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:01,080
He's pretty involved in their story.

1984
01:46:01,080 --> 01:46:04,240
You can't talk about the Tomb Kings and not mention him because then you're just skipping

1985
01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:07,600
what happened that made them the Tomb Kings.

1986
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:11,480
He was born the first son of a Tomb King king.

1987
01:46:11,480 --> 01:46:14,040
At this point, they were just Nehekharens.

1988
01:46:14,040 --> 01:46:16,040
Problem is Tomb King society is a little bit goofy.

1989
01:46:16,040 --> 01:46:19,480
The firstborn son goes to the mortuary cult instead of being the king.

1990
01:46:19,480 --> 01:46:24,200
Negash did not like this, but because he went to the mortuary cult, he learned how to be

1991
01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:25,920
a wizard.

1992
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:33,160
So he started studying dark magic, started getting a little bit evil.

1993
01:46:33,160 --> 01:46:37,920
This is post death of great conqueror, Setra the imperishable.

1994
01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:44,240
Setra is like the Alexander of the Tomb King.

1995
01:46:44,240 --> 01:46:47,720
This is basically, I think it's a couple.

1996
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:49,360
It's not explained how long after.

1997
01:46:49,360 --> 01:46:50,960
It's a long while after.

1998
01:46:50,960 --> 01:46:51,960
It's quite a while after.

1999
01:46:51,960 --> 01:46:58,840
But Setra is like a great, Setra has got a pyramid and shit.

2000
01:46:58,840 --> 01:47:01,240
This is way centuries down the line.

2001
01:47:01,240 --> 01:47:02,240
Oh, sorry.

2002
01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:04,440
We have another Dino here by Lelouch Rue.

2003
01:47:04,440 --> 01:47:05,440
Thank you, brother.

2004
01:47:05,440 --> 01:47:07,800
Again, we appreciate your support as always.

2005
01:47:07,800 --> 01:47:10,000
He says, sorry, I'm late here now.

2006
01:47:10,000 --> 01:47:11,000
What I miss?

2007
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:12,000
Love your work.

2008
01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:13,000
Keep it up.

2009
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:18,560
We're just hitting Tomb Kings right now, but we just did a great lashing of Netcon Lords.

2010
01:47:18,560 --> 01:47:21,760
Obviously, we're going to compare the two more to the end, but Colin's just directing us

2011
01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:25,360
through the bone or the not yet bone daddies.

2012
01:47:25,360 --> 01:47:26,360
Soon to be.

2013
01:47:26,360 --> 01:47:28,360
He's talking about the most selfish person.

2014
01:47:28,360 --> 01:47:31,800
I'm not a fan of that poll.

2015
01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:33,400
Colin's talking about the most selfish individual.

2016
01:47:33,400 --> 01:47:34,400
I didn't do anything.

2017
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:37,720
The scum of the earth in the Warhammer world, Nagash.

2018
01:47:37,720 --> 01:47:40,200
Yeah, Nagash starts learning how to do magic.

2019
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:45,720
And then eventually a neighboring city state to his brings over some dark elves that capture

2020
01:47:45,720 --> 01:47:47,480
to be used as sacrifices.

2021
01:47:47,480 --> 01:47:51,240
And the Nagash goes, I'm going to learn magic from them.

2022
01:47:51,240 --> 01:47:52,240
So he does.

2023
01:47:52,240 --> 01:47:54,960
He he was he was supposed to sacrifice them.

2024
01:47:54,960 --> 01:47:55,960
He didn't.

2025
01:47:55,960 --> 01:47:59,340
He just locked him in the basement of a pyramid and he gave them a deal.

2026
01:47:59,340 --> 01:48:03,120
You can either teach me dark magic or I can kill you here and now.

2027
01:48:03,120 --> 01:48:04,940
And that's quite the hard bargain.

2028
01:48:04,940 --> 01:48:07,100
So they agreed.

2029
01:48:07,100 --> 01:48:12,680
And Nagash became the first human ever to properly wield dark magic.

2030
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:16,900
They escaped and then he killed them, which is pretty impressive because elves whole thing

2031
01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:18,360
is they're good at the magics.

2032
01:48:18,360 --> 01:48:23,240
And the gosh was like, yeah, but no, I'm I'm better.

2033
01:48:23,240 --> 01:48:24,820
So he killed them.

2034
01:48:24,820 --> 01:48:31,200
And then Nagash killed his brother, who was the king, cucked him and took his wife, you

2035
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:35,640
know, just really add to the list of reasons he's a piece of shit.

2036
01:48:35,640 --> 01:48:40,160
Started raising the dead, which in the Hecarim society is a big no, no, because first of

2037
01:48:40,160 --> 01:48:41,520
all, he was the first necromancer.

2038
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:43,040
He invented it.

2039
01:48:43,040 --> 01:48:44,640
Second of all, death is sacred.

2040
01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:47,080
You're not supposed to do with dick with them.

2041
01:48:47,080 --> 01:48:49,840
And he said, yeah, but free army forever.

2042
01:48:49,840 --> 01:48:54,600
So he raised the dead to rule his stolen city.

2043
01:48:54,600 --> 01:48:59,360
He started bankrupting Khemri, the capital of Nehekhara.

2044
01:48:59,360 --> 01:49:05,880
And eventually he was defeated by the seven nation army of seven other city states, was

2045
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:13,840
driven out and came back after, you know, a pretty decent amount of time.

2046
01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:18,160
And in the meantime, he had accidentally invented vampires because someone stole his research

2047
01:49:18,160 --> 01:49:23,880
notes and didn't quite get the formula right for eternal life.

2048
01:49:23,880 --> 01:49:28,000
And with them as new lieutenants, and of course, his ever loyal servant, Ark in the Black,

2049
01:49:28,000 --> 01:49:30,360
he waged war on the Hecarim.

2050
01:49:30,360 --> 01:49:33,360
And this time he was going big or going home.

2051
01:49:33,360 --> 01:49:36,320
I think he actually turned into a lich as well at this time.

2052
01:49:36,320 --> 01:49:40,000
Yeah, he he died, but he decided that was lame.

2053
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:41,000
So he just possessed.

2054
01:49:41,000 --> 01:49:43,000
He died and got better.

2055
01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:46,120
It was exactly he died, but got better.

2056
01:49:46,120 --> 01:49:47,120
Pretty much.

2057
01:49:47,120 --> 01:49:50,880
There was some things in the gash did, but this isn't quite all about the gas, just two

2058
01:49:50,880 --> 01:49:51,880
kings.

2059
01:49:51,880 --> 01:49:55,360
So I'm speeding up a little bit past that.

2060
01:49:55,360 --> 01:49:57,880
As he was waiting to Hecarim, he was killing everyone.

2061
01:49:57,880 --> 01:50:02,440
He was poisoning the Great River Vitae, which is the not Nile.

2062
01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:06,000
And he was getting ready to cast a spell to kill everyone on the planet and then raise

2063
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:09,560
all of their corpses, which he kind of got off.

2064
01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:13,240
It only killed everyone in the Hecarim and raised them up.

2065
01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:18,080
But that pretty swiftly put an end to, you know, Nehekara.

2066
01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:22,560
Everyone died except for successfully.

2067
01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:27,560
Except for the last king of all kings of the tomb kings, Alcades are with the help of the

2068
01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:33,260
skaven of all people managed to slay in a gash and send his spirit back to the afterlife

2069
01:50:33,260 --> 01:50:39,000
for about five minutes because he's a necromancer that doesn't really stick.

2070
01:50:39,000 --> 01:50:43,840
But as it means for the tomb kings and the gashes gone, and they have to contend with

2071
01:50:43,840 --> 01:50:51,480
the fact that they're now all undead, which has caused some problems because it wasn't

2072
01:50:51,480 --> 01:50:57,120
just the last line of the existing Nehekara that was brought back.

2073
01:50:57,120 --> 01:50:59,120
It was pretty much all of them.

2074
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:03,280
Everyone who ever died and still had a reasonably intact skeleton or and or mummy.

2075
01:51:03,280 --> 01:51:08,080
So you'd like to see your grandad, your great grandad and his great grandad.

2076
01:51:08,080 --> 01:51:09,360
All of them.

2077
01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:11,680
Spider-Man memes that everyone like pointing at each other.

2078
01:51:11,680 --> 01:51:14,880
It's kind of like people going, hey, grandad, put some clothes on.

2079
01:51:14,880 --> 01:51:16,880
I can see your bones.

2080
01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:17,880
Yeah.

2081
01:51:17,880 --> 01:51:19,360
So it wasn't great.

2082
01:51:19,360 --> 01:51:26,080
And all of the newly resurrected tomb kings started fighting amongst each other until

2083
01:51:26,080 --> 01:51:30,920
the Hierophant Katapa woke up, Cetra and said, please fix this, because we clearly can't

2084
01:51:30,920 --> 01:51:35,960
do this on our own, which he then did because he's Cetra the imperishable and pretty swiftly

2085
01:51:35,960 --> 01:51:39,440
knocked everyone back into line.

2086
01:51:39,440 --> 01:51:42,080
And that kind of brings us to the modern day tomb kings.

2087
01:51:42,080 --> 01:51:47,600
They've been like this for quite a few thousand years to the point that even by the time of

2088
01:51:47,600 --> 01:51:53,840
Sigmar being born, they had already been tomb kings for quite a few years.

2089
01:51:53,840 --> 01:51:57,320
So and then ever since they've been.

2090
01:51:57,320 --> 01:52:00,880
Honestly, even more fractured than the Necrons.

2091
01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:02,560
Some of them just want to sit in Nehekara.

2092
01:52:02,560 --> 01:52:04,620
Some of them want to conquer outwards.

2093
01:52:04,620 --> 01:52:07,840
Some of them don't really care and are just trying to have fun with immortality.

2094
01:52:07,840 --> 01:52:14,280
Some of them frantically want to get a new body back, be it like just any body they can

2095
01:52:14,280 --> 01:52:16,000
put their soul into.

2096
01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:19,600
The mortuary called Did Promise Cetra, he would return with a new golden body.

2097
01:52:19,600 --> 01:52:25,520
So some of them are like, ooh, that'd be some cool I'd like to get.

2098
01:52:25,520 --> 01:52:26,780
It's messy in Nehekara.

2099
01:52:26,780 --> 01:52:31,240
But with Cetra kind of vassalizing everyone, he basically told them, look, you can fight

2100
01:52:31,240 --> 01:52:35,320
amongst yourselves a little bit, but when I call you, it's time to fight.

2101
01:52:35,320 --> 01:52:40,920
So there is some semblance of order in Nehekara, kind of like with the Silent King.

2102
01:52:40,920 --> 01:52:42,680
But it's very tenuous.

2103
01:52:42,680 --> 01:52:46,680
And the moment Cetra isn't looking, it kind of falls apart.

2104
01:52:46,680 --> 01:52:51,440
To be honest, the way you said it's always messy, just made me think of a tie in of it's

2105
01:52:51,440 --> 01:52:55,360
always sunny in Nehekara.

2106
01:52:55,360 --> 01:53:02,240
I'm just going to go and conquer Altdorf, Nagashvillam Sivadol.

2107
01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:03,720
Cetra likes to have his tools.

2108
01:53:03,720 --> 01:53:04,720
He likes to bind.

2109
01:53:04,720 --> 01:53:05,720
I like to bind.

2110
01:53:05,720 --> 01:53:06,720
I like to have my tools.

2111
01:53:06,720 --> 01:53:07,720
God, that's a good episode.

2112
01:53:07,720 --> 01:53:08,720
Everyone knows a reference there.

2113
01:53:08,720 --> 01:53:09,720
Oh man, it's always sunny in Nehekara.

2114
01:53:09,720 --> 01:53:10,720
That's so good, dammit.

2115
01:53:10,720 --> 01:53:11,720
I'm so annoyed I didn't think of that.

2116
01:53:11,720 --> 01:53:12,720
Yeah, that's the basics of the...

2117
01:53:12,720 --> 01:53:26,240
You know, the Tomb Kings.

2118
01:53:26,240 --> 01:53:36,880
Would it be fair to say there's like, between Nagash and Cetra, there's parallels with,

2119
01:53:36,880 --> 01:53:41,000
for example, Sarek and Emotech?

2120
01:53:41,000 --> 01:53:46,560
Because I know the kind of thing is that the Tomb Kings are the origins of the inspiration

2121
01:53:46,560 --> 01:53:47,560
for the Necrons.

2122
01:53:47,560 --> 01:53:49,640
Is there much overlap in that regard?

2123
01:53:49,640 --> 01:53:51,440
There's some.

2124
01:53:51,440 --> 01:53:56,680
You can definitely see some parallels, but with Nagash and Emotech specifically, do correct

2125
01:53:56,680 --> 01:54:04,280
me if I'm wrong, but Emotech doesn't have this complete and utter disdain for his fellow

2126
01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:05,280
Necrons.

2127
01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:09,280
Obviously he doesn't like the Silent King, but he doesn't see another Necron and is like,

2128
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:10,280
you're dirt.

2129
01:54:10,280 --> 01:54:12,360
Like, is that roughly in the ballpark?

2130
01:54:12,360 --> 01:54:13,360
I think so.

2131
01:54:13,360 --> 01:54:17,880
I think Nagash does not care anything about, like, he didn't take power because he wanted

2132
01:54:17,880 --> 01:54:20,920
to restore order because his dynasty was a shit show.

2133
01:54:20,920 --> 01:54:27,120
He took power because he's evil and his motivations kind of end and stop at, I'm evil.

2134
01:54:27,120 --> 01:54:28,120
Yeah.

2135
01:54:28,120 --> 01:54:31,600
Sadly, Nagash is not quite in Total War Warhammer yet, but...

2136
01:54:31,600 --> 01:54:33,600
With the mod.

2137
01:54:33,600 --> 01:54:35,040
Oh, it's not quite official.

2138
01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:36,720
I know it's not official, but that...

2139
01:54:36,720 --> 01:54:38,520
It is a pretty impressive mod, though.

2140
01:54:38,520 --> 01:54:42,160
It's one of those mods that makes you go, why aren't you just working for the company?

2141
01:54:42,160 --> 01:54:43,680
Why are you doing this for free?

2142
01:54:43,680 --> 01:54:48,920
But speaking of lords, though, I do believe quite a few of these Tomb King lords actually

2143
01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:55,760
you're able to sort of play in the Total War Warhammer franchise at the moment, though.

2144
01:54:55,760 --> 01:54:56,760
Indeed.

2145
01:54:56,760 --> 01:54:58,240
Do you want to keep going?

2146
01:54:58,240 --> 01:54:59,800
Sorry, you go through it.

2147
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:03,600
I'll go through, like, it'll mostly be the legendary lords in Total War Warhammer, but

2148
01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:05,640
a couple different ones.

2149
01:55:05,640 --> 01:55:12,240
We'll start with Ark in the Black, alphabetical, and he's Nagash's right-hand man, so fair

2150
01:55:12,240 --> 01:55:13,240
to start with him.

2151
01:55:13,240 --> 01:55:14,240
Right-hand bitch.

2152
01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:15,240
Jesus, jump bitch.

2153
01:55:15,240 --> 01:55:16,240
Yeah.

2154
01:55:16,240 --> 01:55:19,600
I will, of course, save the best for last, so there's a reason I'm not starting with

2155
01:55:19,600 --> 01:55:21,400
him, don't worry.

2156
01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:28,920
Ark in the Black, he was once just kind of a hedonistic scumbag of a nobleman, and just

2157
01:55:28,920 --> 01:55:34,000
kind of floating through life being a hedonistic scumbag.

2158
01:55:34,000 --> 01:55:38,160
I think there's a couple different explanations that have been used for his teeth being black.

2159
01:55:38,160 --> 01:55:40,160
Call him Ark in the Black.

2160
01:55:40,160 --> 01:55:43,560
One is that his teeth were all rotted and disgusting, and he chewed a root that made

2161
01:55:43,560 --> 01:55:45,560
them, like, blackened.

2162
01:55:45,560 --> 01:55:49,480
He was an unpleasant person to be around when he was alive.

2163
01:55:49,480 --> 01:55:55,200
He became Nagash's servant and had a bit of a competent, like, everything boost, like

2164
01:55:55,200 --> 01:56:00,400
he went from this scumbag nobody to someone who would probably be, honestly, a pretty

2165
01:56:00,400 --> 01:56:03,360
clever, like, anti-hero at worst.

2166
01:56:03,360 --> 01:56:08,480
For it not for the fact that his boss is Nagash, who's really just here to eat your soul and

2167
01:56:08,480 --> 01:56:13,400
enslave you forever, so if he had a better boss he might be a lot cooler of a dude.

2168
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:15,360
He just needed someone to believe in him.

2169
01:56:15,360 --> 01:56:16,360
That's all he needed.

2170
01:56:16,360 --> 01:56:17,360
Yeah.

2171
01:56:17,360 --> 01:56:19,960
Someone who isn't Nagash.

2172
01:56:19,960 --> 01:56:28,600
But yeah, Ark in the Black, he's very clever, he's a very gifted mage, and he died early...

2173
01:56:28,600 --> 01:56:31,400
He escaped Nagash's first death.

2174
01:56:31,400 --> 01:56:33,920
He didn't die, but when Nagash was put down the second time...

2175
01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:37,600
No, pardon me, I got that flipped.

2176
01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:42,000
He, I believe he died holding off the armies that would allow Nagash to escape the first

2177
01:56:42,000 --> 01:56:43,320
time around.

2178
01:56:43,320 --> 01:56:47,180
He was brought back, because Nagash kind of invented necromancy, so that's really not

2179
01:56:47,180 --> 01:56:49,280
much of a chore for him.

2180
01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:52,200
And ever since, Ark in has been his right-hand man.

2181
01:56:52,200 --> 01:56:57,360
As for his role in the Tomb Kings, he's a bit...

2182
01:56:57,360 --> 01:57:00,000
He's definitely the black sheep of them all.

2183
01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:07,200
Satra very begrudgingly allows him to exist, although he regularly goes to war with him

2184
01:57:07,200 --> 01:57:12,440
whenever Ark in gets a bit too obvious that he's trying to bring back Nagash.

2185
01:57:12,440 --> 01:57:15,440
And Ark in, for his part, is kind of a mercenary.

2186
01:57:15,440 --> 01:57:20,000
He'll go around the world looking for things that can help his necromancy powers to bring

2187
01:57:20,000 --> 01:57:21,000
back Nagash.

2188
01:57:21,000 --> 01:57:27,240
And in the process, sometimes he works for people you might not expect, whoever...

2189
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:32,000
If the end result will be he's able to get artifacts of necromantic power, or even can

2190
01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:35,960
just afford to buy them from somewhere, he's taken some mercenary contracts.

2191
01:57:35,960 --> 01:57:41,620
For other Tomb Kings, occasionally for other factions, he gets around.

2192
01:57:41,620 --> 01:57:44,880
And of course, he's the only Tomb King, aside from Nagash, that has returned in the Age

2193
01:57:44,880 --> 01:57:45,880
of Sigmar.

2194
01:57:45,880 --> 01:57:50,520
So hey, if that interests you, Ark in's still around and kicking.

2195
01:57:50,520 --> 01:57:51,520
Kind of.

2196
01:57:51,520 --> 01:57:55,320
Eltharion threw him into the void, so who knows what's going on.

2197
01:57:55,320 --> 01:57:56,320
He's a bit lost.

2198
01:57:56,320 --> 01:57:57,320
Yeah.

2199
01:57:57,320 --> 01:58:00,920
He also, he of course, had a starring role in the End Times.

2200
01:58:00,920 --> 01:58:05,200
He killed Warhammer's first ever special character, like ever.

2201
01:58:05,200 --> 01:58:06,200
Heinrich Kemmler.

2202
01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:07,200
Oh, feels bad.

2203
01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:09,200
He's an Ark in's a Lich.

2204
01:58:09,200 --> 01:58:12,680
Yeah, necromantic wizard who...

2205
01:58:12,680 --> 01:58:16,720
He fights Gottrick and Felix a couple, or one time, I believe.

2206
01:58:16,720 --> 01:58:21,800
Yeah, Heinrich Kemmler does, although he promptly leaves before nature can take its course on

2207
01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:22,800
him.

2208
01:58:22,800 --> 01:58:26,240
Before he gets an axe between the legs or something.

2209
01:58:26,240 --> 01:58:27,240
Yeah.

2210
01:58:27,240 --> 01:58:30,200
And during the End Times, he's...

2211
01:58:30,200 --> 01:58:36,280
Obviously, he's doing all of Nagash's moves that he needs someone important to do.

2212
01:58:36,280 --> 01:58:40,080
It's even funny when he kills Kemmler, because he's noticed the Lich Master and Ark in's

2213
01:58:40,080 --> 01:58:41,080
a Lich.

2214
01:58:41,080 --> 01:58:45,240
And he even, I think, makes a snide comment to himself, like, the Lich is beating the

2215
01:58:45,240 --> 01:58:46,240
Lich Master.

2216
01:58:46,240 --> 01:58:48,880
I'm so fucking clever.

2217
01:58:48,880 --> 01:58:53,000
He turned into a bit of a sarcastic smart mouth in the End Times, for some reason, which

2218
01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:54,000
is neat.

2219
01:58:54,000 --> 01:58:59,480
But yeah, that's Ark in, right hand of Nagash is the most important thing to know about

2220
01:58:59,480 --> 01:59:00,480
him.

2221
01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:01,480
Quite powerful, though.

2222
01:59:01,480 --> 01:59:04,480
Not the kind of guy you want to mess with.

2223
01:59:04,480 --> 01:59:07,520
Next, I can't keep calling...

2224
01:59:07,520 --> 01:59:11,560
DJ Katap is what people have called him, because he has this...

2225
01:59:11,560 --> 01:59:16,120
Yeah, he rides like the mountain, it looks kind of like a DJ table.

2226
01:59:16,120 --> 01:59:23,440
He was one of the heads of the Mortuary Cult, which means he's a Lich of quite good magical

2227
01:59:23,440 --> 01:59:25,240
power.

2228
01:59:25,240 --> 01:59:30,800
And his importance in the Tomb Kings comes when he, you know, decided to wake Setcher

2229
01:59:30,800 --> 01:59:33,040
up, because the infighting was a bit absurd by that point.

2230
01:59:33,040 --> 01:59:35,520
He's like, I need someone who will fix this.

2231
01:59:35,520 --> 01:59:40,480
Now, the problem there lies in the fact that the Mortuary Cult had made a promise that

2232
01:59:40,480 --> 01:59:44,440
they weren't going to wake Setcher back up until they had found a way to give him his

2233
01:59:44,440 --> 01:59:46,040
golden body.

2234
01:59:46,040 --> 01:59:50,280
So he woke Setcher back up, he brought everyone into line, and then he immediately exiled

2235
01:59:50,280 --> 01:59:55,840
Katap for not having that golden body for him, and said he could never return until

2236
01:59:55,840 --> 01:59:58,040
you give me that body.

2237
01:59:58,040 --> 02:00:02,600
So Katap kind of just wanders the Warhammer world, looking for anything that can help

2238
02:00:02,600 --> 02:00:07,120
give the Tomb Kings a proper body once again.

2239
02:00:07,120 --> 02:00:10,440
That's really the extent of what he does.

2240
02:00:10,440 --> 02:00:15,000
He is the one who returned in the End Times to warn Setcher that Nagash was coming back

2241
02:00:15,000 --> 02:00:19,160
for real this time, whereupon Setcher heard him out, thanked him, and then cut his head

2242
02:00:19,160 --> 02:00:20,160
off.

2243
02:00:20,160 --> 02:00:22,160
Because he had still not...

2244
02:00:22,160 --> 02:00:27,480
He didn't find the golden body, Setcher's not one to be trifled with.

2245
02:00:27,480 --> 02:00:28,480
Yeah, so...

2246
02:00:28,480 --> 02:00:31,480
Damn, hell of a way to go though.

2247
02:00:31,480 --> 02:00:35,480
Not really worth it, but worth it.

2248
02:00:35,480 --> 02:00:41,960
There's Kalida, warrior queen, High Queen Kalida.

2249
02:00:41,960 --> 02:00:43,800
She's very cool.

2250
02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:48,040
She's worshipped the serpent god, because you'll notice there's a lot of parallels between

2251
02:00:48,040 --> 02:00:51,000
the Egyptian mythology and the Tomb Kings.

2252
02:00:51,000 --> 02:00:55,480
And her cousin was the first vampire, Neferada.

2253
02:00:55,480 --> 02:01:02,720
And Neferada, you know, Kalida found out Neferada was a vampire, and kind of made that known

2254
02:01:02,720 --> 02:01:07,080
to Tomb Kings at large before they were the Tomb Kings.

2255
02:01:07,080 --> 02:01:13,600
And Neferada accidentally killed her in a duel and tried to bring her back, except the

2256
02:01:13,600 --> 02:01:19,320
snake goddess Asaph poisoned Kalida's blood so she would not become a vampire, and killed

2257
02:01:19,320 --> 02:01:23,480
her on the spot, which is a weird way to save someone, but it's better than, I guess, eternal

2258
02:01:23,480 --> 02:01:27,600
damnation from vampirism.

2259
02:01:27,600 --> 02:01:33,080
And when she came back as a tomb queen, she was very honored.

2260
02:01:33,080 --> 02:01:37,120
She was pretty much the only one Setcher didn't have to beat in the line, because Setcher

2261
02:01:37,120 --> 02:01:40,440
came back and she was just like, yeah, or whatever, just let me kill vampires and I'll

2262
02:01:40,440 --> 02:01:43,920
be content to do whatever you tell me to do.

2263
02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:47,640
She's one of those kind of like you were saying earlier, Eli, with like Zandrak being one

2264
02:01:47,640 --> 02:01:50,200
of the few that has a personality.

2265
02:01:50,200 --> 02:01:56,200
She and her army is like one of the few that have a like a particularly standout personality,

2266
02:01:56,200 --> 02:02:00,800
like her constructs are some of the only ones that have like a personality, like some of

2267
02:02:00,800 --> 02:02:08,680
her tomb guard or the Ushabti, like kind of play like pranks and stuff.

2268
02:02:08,680 --> 02:02:13,320
Like they like to just make jokes and they're kind of they're fun to be around or as fun

2269
02:02:13,320 --> 02:02:16,200
as any tomb king to be around.

2270
02:02:16,200 --> 02:02:21,960
And even her, she meets Gottrick and Felix once and gives them an ultimatum by putting

2271
02:02:21,960 --> 02:02:28,920
a wrist like just a bracelet on Felix's wrist and says, hey, you go kill these you go kill

2272
02:02:28,920 --> 02:02:32,000
this vampire that's causing me such problems.

2273
02:02:32,000 --> 02:02:35,800
And if you make it back to me in time, I will, you know, put the thing take the thing off

2274
02:02:35,800 --> 02:02:36,800
your wrist.

2275
02:02:36,800 --> 02:02:38,800
That is a big hat.

2276
02:02:38,800 --> 02:02:43,400
Before I mention Ark and the Black has basically like a massive, yeah, hope hat.

2277
02:02:43,400 --> 02:02:50,400
It kind of looks like if Lord of Mid His Holiness went to war, but then also was a skeleton.

2278
02:02:50,400 --> 02:02:51,400
Yeah.

2279
02:02:51,400 --> 02:02:55,080
But yeah, and a goth.

2280
02:02:55,080 --> 02:02:58,080
With the Gottrick and Felix, they killed the vampire in time, but they didn't quite make

2281
02:02:58,080 --> 02:03:02,440
it back to Lamia, the king, the city state she rules in time.

2282
02:03:02,440 --> 02:03:08,400
And the wrist thing, you know, it happened, but it didn't poison Felix.

2283
02:03:08,400 --> 02:03:12,280
And so they were confused like what did did you release me and Nefra was like, no, I was

2284
02:03:12,280 --> 02:03:16,000
just fucking through the whole time and he poisoned that thing had it dried up centuries

2285
02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:17,360
ago.

2286
02:03:17,360 --> 02:03:22,960
So she's a bit of a goofball when she wants to be but she's also incredibly dedicated

2287
02:03:22,960 --> 02:03:27,480
to hunting vampires because in her eyes, her eyes, they're part of the reason they all

2288
02:03:27,480 --> 02:03:29,040
turned into tomb kings.

2289
02:03:29,040 --> 02:03:32,760
And beyond that, they're just unholy and the first one was her cousin.

2290
02:03:32,760 --> 02:03:39,200
So she's got a lot of personal beef with vampires specifically.

2291
02:03:39,200 --> 02:03:41,920
There is a couple more minor ones.

2292
02:03:41,920 --> 02:03:47,760
So the mummy returns with like, can you just point out how good that film was the first

2293
02:03:47,760 --> 02:03:49,640
one?

2294
02:03:49,640 --> 02:03:50,640
You don't see the money returns.

2295
02:03:50,640 --> 02:03:52,640
I've never seen any of the mummy movies.

2296
02:03:52,640 --> 02:03:55,640
Of course, cause no, it's a damn film.

2297
02:03:55,640 --> 02:03:56,640
Oh my gosh.

2298
02:03:56,640 --> 02:03:59,720
It's a goofy Brandon Fraser movie.

2299
02:03:59,720 --> 02:04:01,360
It's not a goofy.

2300
02:04:01,360 --> 02:04:03,560
It's good.

2301
02:04:03,560 --> 02:04:05,000
It's classic.

2302
02:04:05,000 --> 02:04:06,240
It's goofy in a good way though.

2303
02:04:06,240 --> 02:04:09,240
Like it's not, I guess it's not trying to be goofy.

2304
02:04:09,240 --> 02:04:13,800
It was very serious at the time, but it's just like all the fun moments of like the

2305
02:04:13,800 --> 02:04:16,760
goofy moments of Indiana Jones, but that's the entire film.

2306
02:04:16,760 --> 02:04:18,920
Age line or wine though.

2307
02:04:18,920 --> 02:04:20,280
Those films are pretty good.

2308
02:04:20,280 --> 02:04:22,920
Honestly, it's a childhood vibe in this.

2309
02:04:22,920 --> 02:04:26,600
You've been ready a bit before your time today, but just don't watch the scorpion king.

2310
02:04:26,600 --> 02:04:28,560
Cause the CGI rock is terrifying.

2311
02:04:28,560 --> 02:04:29,560
Oh my God.

2312
02:04:29,560 --> 02:04:33,160
That's still the worst CGI in all film history.

2313
02:04:33,160 --> 02:04:34,960
Cause it's fun.

2314
02:04:34,960 --> 02:04:36,760
It's fun bad.

2315
02:04:36,760 --> 02:04:42,760
I remember watching the mummy, the first one, you guys watch it now as adults.

2316
02:04:42,760 --> 02:04:44,160
We'd be like, oh, it's not that bad.

2317
02:04:44,160 --> 02:04:47,800
But the actual mummy scared the crap out of me when I was like a kid.

2318
02:04:47,800 --> 02:04:50,560
Cause it looked so horrific.

2319
02:04:50,560 --> 02:04:52,760
But speaking of actual proper mummies.

2320
02:04:52,760 --> 02:04:56,680
The only scene I've seen is when one of them is like approaching the one guy and he's just

2321
02:04:56,680 --> 02:04:58,560
playing out every single religious object.

2322
02:04:58,560 --> 02:04:59,560
Oh yeah.

2323
02:04:59,560 --> 02:05:00,560
Yeah.

2324
02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:01,560
And he pulls out a star Dave.

2325
02:05:01,560 --> 02:05:03,160
He's like, ah, you speak the language of the slaves.

2326
02:05:03,160 --> 02:05:04,160
And I'm like, wow.

2327
02:05:04,160 --> 02:05:05,160
Yeah.

2328
02:05:05,160 --> 02:05:08,160
By the way, I call it.

2329
02:05:08,160 --> 02:05:13,480
We've got a donation from Lutti McShootie for $5 saying question for Mr. No work, which

2330
02:05:13,480 --> 02:05:16,040
Vtuber would be a good tomb lord?

2331
02:05:16,040 --> 02:05:18,040
My guess would be Pippa cause cringe.

2332
02:05:18,040 --> 02:05:22,840
Louie is the one who likes fantasy, so her, and I will move on from this for the benefit

2333
02:05:22,840 --> 02:05:27,480
of three other people who are probably sitting here like shut up.

2334
02:05:27,480 --> 02:05:28,840
But thank you.

2335
02:05:28,840 --> 02:05:29,840
And there's my answer.

2336
02:05:29,840 --> 02:05:32,600
Oh chat, we're sorry we haven't seen the mummy.

2337
02:05:32,600 --> 02:05:33,600
Please have mercy.

2338
02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:34,600
I'm not.

2339
02:05:34,600 --> 02:05:36,920
Lord Cron's movie night is a pretty good idea to have.

2340
02:05:36,920 --> 02:05:38,640
We probably would get a copyright strike.

2341
02:05:38,640 --> 02:05:43,120
We might do that for like a private member's like own thing.

2342
02:05:43,120 --> 02:05:45,480
Discord thing maybe one time.

2343
02:05:45,480 --> 02:05:47,120
There's two more I want to mention real quick.

2344
02:05:47,120 --> 02:05:53,040
There's Apophis who was a, a real scumbag.

2345
02:05:53,040 --> 02:05:58,000
He was a prince who wanted to be the king of the city state of Numis, but you know,

2346
02:05:58,000 --> 02:06:00,780
he wasn't, he wasn't to get, get the throne.

2347
02:06:00,780 --> 02:06:07,120
So what he did was slit the throats of everyone who was going to have the throne and then

2348
02:06:07,120 --> 02:06:08,920
just kind of declared himself king.

2349
02:06:08,920 --> 02:06:10,920
That'll do it.

2350
02:06:10,920 --> 02:06:11,920
Yeah.

2351
02:06:11,920 --> 02:06:17,240
And that went as well as you'd expect, like everyone just ganged up on him and beat him

2352
02:06:17,240 --> 02:06:18,240
up.

2353
02:06:18,240 --> 02:06:22,840
And then as execution, they threw him in a pit of no, pardon me.

2354
02:06:22,840 --> 02:06:23,920
It wasn't a pit.

2355
02:06:23,920 --> 02:06:29,560
He was put in a sarcophagus filled with flesh eating scarabs and they closed it on him.

2356
02:06:29,560 --> 02:06:34,600
And when they opened it back up, the scarabs had all disappeared and there was just a human

2357
02:06:34,600 --> 02:06:39,720
skull, which they then inscribed a curse on just for good measure and threw it in the

2358
02:06:39,720 --> 02:06:40,720
desert.

2359
02:06:40,720 --> 02:06:45,440
And this is the plot of the mummy then, cause that does happen to something similar happens

2360
02:06:45,440 --> 02:06:48,000
to what the guy with the inspiration.

2361
02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:54,040
It's not really a spoiler, but like a plot or part of the movie, like a flesh eating

2362
02:06:54,040 --> 02:06:58,760
scarab goes, it buries into a guy and you can see it going up his wrist.

2363
02:06:58,760 --> 02:07:01,200
He's like, yeah, you can see it moving under his skin.

2364
02:07:01,200 --> 02:07:02,840
And it's like, interesting.

2365
02:07:02,840 --> 02:07:07,160
Well, apparently the bracelet story is from the mummy as well.

2366
02:07:07,160 --> 02:07:08,160
Oh, yeah.

2367
02:07:08,160 --> 02:07:10,760
Oh, there's the mummy too.

2368
02:07:10,760 --> 02:07:12,760
There's like a bracelet thing they put on.

2369
02:07:12,760 --> 02:07:15,480
Someone get the release dates.

2370
02:07:15,480 --> 02:07:19,520
The mummy was after four Hammer Fantasy of Breach, I sure hope.

2371
02:07:19,520 --> 02:07:23,920
BRB, alright, head on out brave soldier.

2372
02:07:23,920 --> 02:07:25,680
But, it was it.

2373
02:07:25,680 --> 02:07:29,840
So then Apophis, he gets to the underworld and would be denied entrance into the honored

2374
02:07:29,840 --> 02:07:31,720
halls of heaven.

2375
02:07:31,720 --> 02:07:33,980
The best case scenario he had was eternal torment.

2376
02:07:33,980 --> 02:07:39,560
The worst case scenario was just get his soul erased, like you're gone, goodbye.

2377
02:07:39,560 --> 02:07:44,000
And he made a deal because he was still technically royalty and royalty were allowed to make deals

2378
02:07:44,000 --> 02:07:48,120
with the gods for some reason, with the god of the dead, Ussirian.

2379
02:07:48,120 --> 02:07:53,440
And he said, listen, if I can find a soul, that's an exact match for mine.

2380
02:07:53,440 --> 02:07:55,480
Can I go to heaven?

2381
02:07:55,480 --> 02:07:56,700
And Ussirian was like, yeah, sure.

2382
02:07:56,700 --> 02:07:57,700
That sounds good to me.

2383
02:07:57,700 --> 02:07:58,700
Go look for that soul.

2384
02:07:58,700 --> 02:08:04,320
So Apophis is this wandering assassin with a body made out of scarabs that just wanders

2385
02:08:04,320 --> 02:08:06,520
around looking for an equal soul.

2386
02:08:06,520 --> 02:08:11,960
But he's never going to find it because no two souls are made exactly equal.

2387
02:08:11,960 --> 02:08:18,560
So he's basically just doing himself to forever wander the lands as a murder hobo.

2388
02:08:18,560 --> 02:08:20,440
It's not ideal.

2389
02:08:20,440 --> 02:08:26,640
And then of course, the last greatest tomb king, Setra the Imperishable, and his fullest

2390
02:08:26,640 --> 02:08:30,480
of titles that no joke takes two hours straight to say.

2391
02:08:30,480 --> 02:08:33,400
Someone in the comment section is gonna be...

2392
02:08:33,400 --> 02:08:36,480
Some brave soldier's gonna put the entire thing in the comment section.

2393
02:08:36,480 --> 02:08:40,840
If someone wants to go find that The Total War copypasta and just throw that in, that'd

2394
02:08:40,840 --> 02:08:41,840
be great.

2395
02:08:41,840 --> 02:08:44,400
We'll pin it.

2396
02:08:44,400 --> 02:08:48,520
But unlike, you know, I would say quite a good deal amount of characters with many titles,

2397
02:08:48,520 --> 02:08:50,720
this man earned all of them.

2398
02:08:50,720 --> 02:08:52,400
As a tomb king, he was the greatest.

2399
02:08:52,400 --> 02:08:56,840
You know that, you know, it's better to be feared than loved, but have both?

2400
02:08:56,840 --> 02:08:57,840
Setra was smart.

2401
02:08:57,840 --> 02:08:59,320
He got both.

2402
02:08:59,320 --> 02:09:03,360
He made sure to treat his people fairly, even the slaves.

2403
02:09:03,360 --> 02:09:08,920
He built monuments to the gods, brought back their favor to Nehekhara.

2404
02:09:08,920 --> 02:09:13,200
He did that by sacrificing all of his children in their honor.

2405
02:09:13,200 --> 02:09:18,240
And if you rebelled against Setra, you were no longer on the map of Nehekhara.

2406
02:09:18,240 --> 02:09:26,320
If I... do I remember correctly that I think... isn't Nagash a descendant of Setra, I think,

2407
02:09:26,320 --> 02:09:29,120
in some like distant, distant...

2408
02:09:29,120 --> 02:09:33,840
I think it's Al-Kadhi-Zar, because I think I've read that like there was like a... either

2409
02:09:33,840 --> 02:09:40,560
a son Setra had after he did, you know, the first round of, you know, filicide, or at

2410
02:09:40,560 --> 02:09:41,560
one he missed.

2411
02:09:41,560 --> 02:09:45,800
Or was Vlad, or who would become Vlad.

2412
02:09:45,800 --> 02:09:49,560
He was a descendant of Nagash.

2413
02:09:49,560 --> 02:09:55,240
Because that was why he got given sort of special treatment over Neferata.

2414
02:09:55,240 --> 02:10:00,360
Was Nagash like, oh, you're a descendant of mine, oh fine, you'll become the leader of

2415
02:10:00,360 --> 02:10:02,200
the vampires or something at the time.

2416
02:10:02,200 --> 02:10:06,360
I don't remember that, but I'm not gonna say it didn't happen.

2417
02:10:06,360 --> 02:10:12,160
It's hard because Vlad, that stuff is either... like it's in flux, it's not quite... because

2418
02:10:12,160 --> 02:10:16,520
some things say like he was... like he was chosen as like sort of... he was turned into

2419
02:10:16,520 --> 02:10:20,800
a vampire by Neferata and then made like her consort.

2420
02:10:20,800 --> 02:10:25,400
And then other ones it was just Nagash basically chose him as like a leader because he sort

2421
02:10:25,400 --> 02:10:31,160
of like... excuse me, he like defected to their side and he was basically like, oh,

2422
02:10:31,160 --> 02:10:33,640
but you're like my descendant, that's kind of cool.

2423
02:10:33,640 --> 02:10:37,920
And so he is contradictory in some circles.

2424
02:10:37,920 --> 02:10:43,760
I do think Nagash was a descendant of Cetra in some capacity.

2425
02:10:43,760 --> 02:10:49,960
Al-Qaeda's czar was like, I think, not quite solidly confirmed, but close to it.

2426
02:10:49,960 --> 02:10:51,760
Like he had some of Cetra's blood in him.

2427
02:10:51,760 --> 02:10:53,840
I don't remember ever hearing about that from Nagash.

2428
02:10:53,840 --> 02:10:57,960
Or is this like the Charlemagne thing where it's like everyone's a descendant of Charlemagne?

2429
02:10:57,960 --> 02:10:58,960
It could also be that.

2430
02:10:58,960 --> 02:11:04,440
Yeah, it's so long ago and plus it's like it gives you some amount of prestige to just

2431
02:11:04,440 --> 02:11:06,760
go, yeah, I come from a big cool guy.

2432
02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:07,760
Oh, there's a...

2433
02:11:07,760 --> 02:11:11,960
Whenever anyone mentions Charlemagne, I just think of Christopher Lee because he did a

2434
02:11:11,960 --> 02:11:13,960
metal album called Charlemagne.

2435
02:11:13,960 --> 02:11:16,320
He's just like, I killed the blood of Saxon men.

2436
02:11:16,320 --> 02:11:19,640
I shed the blood of many Saxon men.

2437
02:11:19,640 --> 02:11:20,640
Yeah.

2438
02:11:20,640 --> 02:11:25,400
So when people were saying like, oh, I'm, you know, in my answers, I'm a descendant

2439
02:11:25,400 --> 02:11:26,400
of William the Conqueror.

2440
02:11:26,400 --> 02:11:29,200
It's like, yeah, most of Europe is too fair as well.

2441
02:11:29,200 --> 02:11:32,480
So it's not that, but we're all kind of...

2442
02:11:32,480 --> 02:11:34,720
I think I've watched even weirder one where I found...

2443
02:11:34,720 --> 02:11:37,080
This is way off topic, but someone did it in...

2444
02:11:37,080 --> 02:11:38,560
There's like a channel that did...

2445
02:11:38,560 --> 02:11:43,520
He did show like descendant histories and things, like, you know, like charts and there's

2446
02:11:43,520 --> 02:11:46,360
maps and the queen is a descendant of Muhammad.

2447
02:11:46,360 --> 02:11:49,760
Which is like, you may actually go like, oh, yeah, so literally everyone's connected to

2448
02:11:49,760 --> 02:11:50,760
everyone at some point.

2449
02:11:50,760 --> 02:11:51,760
Well, yeah, isn't it?

2450
02:11:51,760 --> 02:11:55,480
It's like you're only five steps removed from pretty much anyone on planet Earth if you

2451
02:11:55,480 --> 02:11:57,320
try and find that.

2452
02:11:57,320 --> 02:12:01,840
Basetia was not five steps away from everyone because he was in people's faces as soon as

2453
02:12:01,840 --> 02:12:02,840
he...

2454
02:12:02,840 --> 02:12:03,840
Yeah.

2455
02:12:03,840 --> 02:12:04,840
He was the Conqueror, man.

2456
02:12:04,840 --> 02:12:05,840
He was about...

2457
02:12:05,840 --> 02:12:06,840
Yeah.

2458
02:12:06,840 --> 02:12:09,800
And as a tomb king, he expanded Camry to its greatest borders.

2459
02:12:09,800 --> 02:12:14,920
I mean, the dude ended up in Lustria at one point, which for reference, ancient Egyptians,

2460
02:12:14,920 --> 02:12:18,520
you know, going to South America, he conquered around.

2461
02:12:18,520 --> 02:12:22,880
Well, just a quick thing, they're not called tomb kings at this point, are they?

2462
02:12:22,880 --> 02:12:24,880
No, I've called them tomb kings just because...

2463
02:12:24,880 --> 02:12:26,880
The kingdom of Nehekhara, which is the land.

2464
02:12:26,880 --> 02:12:30,000
They're just like Nehekhara's.

2465
02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:33,840
And he, of course, founded the Mortuary Cult because when he was starting to get a little

2466
02:12:33,840 --> 02:12:38,960
bit older, he started realizing, I can't punch death in the face.

2467
02:12:38,960 --> 02:12:40,860
I can't fight that enemy and win.

2468
02:12:40,860 --> 02:12:43,840
So he needed people to solve that for him.

2469
02:12:43,840 --> 02:12:47,520
Still went on to do great things, Conqueror, and he was both feared and loved by his people

2470
02:12:47,520 --> 02:12:51,520
because, again, he treated them fairly, but if they stepped even an inch out of line,

2471
02:12:51,520 --> 02:12:55,960
they were beheaded pretty much instantly.

2472
02:12:55,960 --> 02:13:02,320
And when he finally died, he was angry at it, but he started the...

2473
02:13:02,320 --> 02:13:07,480
He bid the Mortuary Cult to find that damn golden body for him and started the trend

2474
02:13:07,480 --> 02:13:12,600
of Nehekhara and kings building big old pyramids and taking their entire army with them to

2475
02:13:12,600 --> 02:13:17,040
be buried alongside them, which means God Nehekhara must have had a lot of people in

2476
02:13:17,040 --> 02:13:23,480
it because that is a lot of people going in with them every time.

2477
02:13:23,480 --> 02:13:30,200
And yeah, no one would build a pyramid bigger than Settras because they were that afraid

2478
02:13:30,200 --> 02:13:32,320
and respectful of the guy.

2479
02:13:32,320 --> 02:13:33,680
And when Nagash did his...

2480
02:13:33,680 --> 02:13:36,080
He did the funny and brought all the Tomb Kings back.

2481
02:13:36,080 --> 02:13:42,960
His was the only pyramid that didn't automatically awaken for his was given such powerful protective

2482
02:13:42,960 --> 02:13:47,360
wards that even Nagash couldn't penetrate it.

2483
02:13:47,360 --> 02:13:51,600
When he rode back out, he just started bitch slapping Tomb Kings and Queens left and right

2484
02:13:51,600 --> 02:13:54,080
until they started behaving.

2485
02:13:54,080 --> 02:13:58,880
And he declared that Nehekhara would rebuild and the age of Congress would begin once again.

2486
02:13:58,880 --> 02:14:04,960
Because even though he didn't have a golden body, he's back in a mortal now in some capacity.

2487
02:14:04,960 --> 02:14:07,520
So it's time for him to get to work.

2488
02:14:07,520 --> 02:14:09,320
Some quick fun facts about him.

2489
02:14:09,320 --> 02:14:13,900
He burned down half of Norsca because one of them stole his crown once and that just...

2490
02:14:13,900 --> 02:14:15,160
That wasn't going to go unpunished.

2491
02:14:15,160 --> 02:14:17,360
And it's quite cold to burning it down.

2492
02:14:17,360 --> 02:14:18,360
It's quite a feat.

2493
02:14:18,360 --> 02:14:20,340
Honestly, yeah, it was pretty impressive.

2494
02:14:20,340 --> 02:14:23,520
It's also going from Egypt to Scandinavia.

2495
02:14:23,520 --> 02:14:25,920
So pretty impressive.

2496
02:14:25,920 --> 02:14:29,160
The fact that they have boats is still surprising to me.

2497
02:14:29,160 --> 02:14:31,840
I suppose in a way, so you don't need winter clothing.

2498
02:14:31,840 --> 02:14:32,840
You ain't got any skin.

2499
02:14:32,840 --> 02:14:33,840
Yeah, fair enough.

2500
02:14:33,840 --> 02:14:34,840
You're going to freeze.

2501
02:14:34,840 --> 02:14:39,760
I don't think the ice encasing your bones might be like extra armor.

2502
02:14:39,760 --> 02:14:42,120
But he...

2503
02:14:42,120 --> 02:14:48,520
At one point, the high elves decided to help him out with a demon incursion on his frontline.

2504
02:14:48,520 --> 02:14:53,080
And he was so generous that he allowed them to leave with their lives intact.

2505
02:14:53,080 --> 02:14:55,040
So compassionate at times.

2506
02:14:55,040 --> 02:14:57,080
Such a good man.

2507
02:14:57,080 --> 02:14:58,080
Or both.

2508
02:14:58,080 --> 02:14:59,080
Every now and then... yeah.

2509
02:14:59,080 --> 02:15:01,560
Truly a great man.

2510
02:15:01,560 --> 02:15:05,060
Truly so forgiving.

2511
02:15:05,060 --> 02:15:08,960
Every now and then he likes to try and blow up Magash's black pyramid, both because it's

2512
02:15:08,960 --> 02:15:14,960
an evil magical waypoint, and because Magash built it bigger than his and that simply cannot

2513
02:15:14,960 --> 02:15:15,960
be allowed.

2514
02:15:15,960 --> 02:15:19,920
It doesn't work, but you know, A for effort.

2515
02:15:19,920 --> 02:15:23,200
Because it's made of black... we should have prefaced...

2516
02:15:23,200 --> 02:15:27,600
Magash made this during his mortal lifetime, which was a massive blasphemy, and it's made

2517
02:15:27,600 --> 02:15:33,600
of a special black stone that just is nigh on...

2518
02:15:33,600 --> 02:15:38,360
But the black stone slash pyramid, again, is something we have to keep revisiting because

2519
02:15:38,360 --> 02:15:42,520
the amount of times it's blown up by Skaven is so funny.

2520
02:15:42,520 --> 02:15:43,520
That's later though.

2521
02:15:43,520 --> 02:15:44,520
That's not quite Tomb King's lore.

2522
02:15:44,520 --> 02:15:45,520
That's Magash.

2523
02:15:45,520 --> 02:15:47,680
Another time.

2524
02:15:47,680 --> 02:15:52,360
And he is perhaps the only person in the End Times to get a death that doesn't make you

2525
02:15:52,360 --> 02:15:54,320
angry.

2526
02:15:54,320 --> 02:16:00,400
Because he fought Magash, who by this point ascended to Godhood one on one, and was doing

2527
02:16:00,400 --> 02:16:01,880
a pretty good job of it.

2528
02:16:01,880 --> 02:16:06,560
Eventually, Magash got the upper hand, told Settra to serve him.

2529
02:16:06,560 --> 02:16:08,600
Settra screams, Settra does not serve.

2530
02:16:08,600 --> 02:16:10,520
Settra rules, which is...

2531
02:16:10,520 --> 02:16:11,520
The hardest line.

2532
02:16:11,520 --> 02:16:17,320
Settra's sword, and then Magash blew up all but his skull so he could watch Khemri burn.

2533
02:16:17,320 --> 02:16:22,520
And then Settra was given something that I don't think any other character was given

2534
02:16:22,520 --> 02:16:24,920
in any Warhammer setting.

2535
02:16:24,920 --> 02:16:29,320
A no-strings-detach offer by the Chaos Gods, who said they would not only give him back

2536
02:16:29,320 --> 02:16:34,520
his body, but restore him, you know, give him that golden body he wanted so badly.

2537
02:16:34,520 --> 02:16:37,000
They would give him Nehekar to rule over once again.

2538
02:16:37,000 --> 02:16:42,720
They would give him everything he ever wanted if they would just serve him.

2539
02:16:42,720 --> 02:16:44,120
Settra does not serve.

2540
02:16:44,120 --> 02:16:45,120
Settra rules.

2541
02:16:45,120 --> 02:16:51,200
So Settra walked all the way from Egypt to Germany, pretended to help Archeon, killed

2542
02:16:51,200 --> 02:16:58,480
a being the size of a mountain, a dragon ogre, and then right as he saw Magash again, he

2543
02:16:58,480 --> 02:17:03,680
cut off a bloodthirster's head in one swing that was about to get the drop on Magash,

2544
02:17:03,680 --> 02:17:08,400
killed him, he will forgive them until he can kill all four of the Chaos Gods himself,

2545
02:17:08,400 --> 02:17:14,480
and then charged into an infinite tide of demons like Doomguy.

2546
02:17:14,480 --> 02:17:21,160
He's still perhaps one of the absolute coolest characters in all of Warhammer.

2547
02:17:21,160 --> 02:17:23,160
Just slapped so hard.

2548
02:17:23,160 --> 02:17:27,040
And while, you know, obviously the planet blew up and we have Age of Sigmar now, it

2549
02:17:27,040 --> 02:17:32,200
should be noted, Settra's never once described as dying.

2550
02:17:32,200 --> 02:17:36,200
So if you'd like, as I do, you can believe that Settra is still out there like Gatric

2551
02:17:36,200 --> 02:17:40,800
was in the warp, cutting his way straight to the Chaos Gods.

2552
02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:44,040
They haven't spat him out yet, to be fair.

2553
02:17:44,040 --> 02:17:48,640
They wish they could, but you cannot get you can't get rid of Settra that easily.

2554
02:17:48,640 --> 02:17:49,640
He's literally imperishable.

2555
02:17:49,640 --> 02:17:52,120
He cannot be put down.

2556
02:17:52,120 --> 02:17:53,120
Nope.

2557
02:17:53,120 --> 02:17:56,120
The Norscan who stole his crown killed him once, except Doomkings are immortal.

2558
02:17:56,120 --> 02:18:00,640
They respawn, which is why he then went right back to Norsca and burned down half of it

2559
02:18:00,640 --> 02:18:02,360
to get his crown back.

2560
02:18:02,360 --> 02:18:05,560
Pretty scary, like, because you're in the middle of the icy waste and then it's like,

2561
02:18:05,560 --> 02:18:07,040
is that an army full of skeletons?

2562
02:18:07,040 --> 02:18:08,040
Like, yeah.

2563
02:18:08,040 --> 02:18:09,840
What are they doing there?

2564
02:18:09,840 --> 02:18:12,600
We only have one little village of like full of huts.

2565
02:18:12,600 --> 02:18:13,600
Yeah.

2566
02:18:13,600 --> 02:18:16,880
We have catapults with skull flying at us.

2567
02:18:16,880 --> 02:18:17,880
Yeah.

2568
02:18:17,880 --> 02:18:20,560
That's pretty horrific, though.

2569
02:18:20,560 --> 02:18:23,760
I think is that all of the Tomb King lords?

2570
02:18:23,760 --> 02:18:26,760
I think we're going to mention today, Colin.

2571
02:18:26,760 --> 02:18:28,080
Pardon me.

2572
02:18:28,080 --> 02:18:33,000
Is that all of the Tomb King lords, I think, for today?

2573
02:18:33,000 --> 02:18:34,680
That was if there's anything else you'd like me to talk about.

2574
02:18:34,680 --> 02:18:38,720
I of course can, but I figured that was a, you know, it would be a brief overview of

2575
02:18:38,720 --> 02:18:43,080
the Tomb Kings and we can go talk about the similarities because obviously quite a few.

2576
02:18:43,080 --> 02:18:44,080
Yeah.

2577
02:18:44,080 --> 02:18:48,560
So for the next session, we're going to briefly talk about how, again, you can probably guess

2578
02:18:48,560 --> 02:18:55,800
the similarities between these two factions is pretty well, they're basically this.

2579
02:18:55,800 --> 02:18:59,640
I'm pretty sure to obviously two kings were around.

2580
02:18:59,640 --> 02:19:04,400
I think I don't know what decade they were written, but they've been around in quite

2581
02:19:04,400 --> 02:19:07,760
early that Warhammer history and Warhammer lore and even on the tables.

2582
02:19:07,760 --> 02:19:13,200
I mean, at the time was recording the Tomb Kings have returned and the old world has

2583
02:19:13,200 --> 02:19:18,440
returned to tabletop and the Tomb Kings got a new model, I believe, as well, which I think

2584
02:19:18,440 --> 02:19:19,440
kind of goes hard.

2585
02:19:19,440 --> 02:19:20,440
Lich King and Dragon.

2586
02:19:20,440 --> 02:19:21,440
I think it's so cool.

2587
02:19:21,440 --> 02:19:23,200
It goes pretty hard.

2588
02:19:23,200 --> 02:19:28,160
And I'll see, I think, well, the first thing I was going to mention is particularly that

2589
02:19:28,160 --> 02:19:33,400
each of these factions had a moment where they kind of turned into undead because again,

2590
02:19:33,400 --> 02:19:36,360
they both were living, breathing beings.

2591
02:19:36,360 --> 02:19:43,400
And the similarity is obviously the fact that it's kind of against their will.

2592
02:19:43,400 --> 02:19:49,720
A lot of it, I think, obviously the Necrons went through, basically they walked into the

2593
02:19:49,720 --> 02:19:54,520
emulation chambers and they emerge outside as the Necrons.

2594
02:19:54,520 --> 02:19:58,960
And then for the Tomb Kings themselves, I think, I don't know if you might have said

2595
02:19:58,960 --> 02:20:04,960
it before, Conn, there's an interesting tidbit, which is that when the Necron death wave magic

2596
02:20:04,960 --> 02:20:07,120
from Nagash went off.

2597
02:20:07,120 --> 02:20:12,360
So the people who are still alive in Nehekara, obviously Nehekara looked like crap at that

2598
02:20:12,360 --> 02:20:13,360
point.

2599
02:20:13,360 --> 02:20:16,920
Yeah, it was once pretty verdant, but by that point it was becoming more and more desiderate

2600
02:20:16,920 --> 02:20:17,920
of Nagash.

2601
02:20:17,920 --> 02:20:18,920
It got Chicago'd.

2602
02:20:18,920 --> 02:20:19,920
Indeed.

2603
02:20:19,920 --> 02:20:24,560
But essentially the people there, there's a death wave and then they would have come

2604
02:20:24,560 --> 02:20:26,600
back to life immediately.

2605
02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:33,520
So when all the Tomb Kings came back to life, their descendants, the still living ones would

2606
02:20:33,520 --> 02:20:35,040
have had all their flesh still.

2607
02:20:35,040 --> 02:20:37,920
But yeah, but their hearts were still and everything.

2608
02:20:37,920 --> 02:20:39,060
There was no circulation.

2609
02:20:39,060 --> 02:20:42,840
So over time it was like the desert winds stripped them of their bones.

2610
02:20:42,840 --> 02:20:46,000
Yeah, so it was a pretty interesting-

2611
02:20:46,000 --> 02:20:48,200
To their bones, not out their bones.

2612
02:20:48,200 --> 02:20:51,680
There's a nice difference there in a sense.

2613
02:20:51,680 --> 02:20:59,160
But I think the main thing is that in a way, I think the difference between these two different

2614
02:20:59,160 --> 02:21:06,220
parts is that the undead of the Necrons, the Necrons are fully gone, as in their souls

2615
02:21:06,220 --> 02:21:08,400
and their stuff has been devoured.

2616
02:21:08,400 --> 02:21:14,200
And this might be more of a personal opinion, but the Necrons compared to Necrontyr, the

2617
02:21:14,200 --> 02:21:18,960
Necrons are just an imprint of all the information of who that person was in life.

2618
02:21:18,960 --> 02:21:21,560
That person is very much dead and gone.

2619
02:21:21,560 --> 02:21:26,320
So like, Trazin, the Necrontyr, is just like full on dead.

2620
02:21:26,320 --> 02:21:32,040
It always makes me wonder though, because like blanks, they're born without a soul,

2621
02:21:32,040 --> 02:21:33,040
or a negative soul, it's weird.

2622
02:21:33,040 --> 02:21:34,040
Like a negative soul.

2623
02:21:34,040 --> 02:21:40,240
Sometimes it makes me think like in Warhammer 40k at least, the soul is like an organ almost

2624
02:21:40,240 --> 02:21:45,440
that it can take out, it can still keep going, but obviously not as you once were.

2625
02:21:45,440 --> 02:21:48,960
Her soul is like Dark Souls, it's a currency.

2626
02:21:48,960 --> 02:21:49,960
Yeah.

2627
02:21:49,960 --> 02:21:52,240
There's a weird pivot bit.

2628
02:21:52,240 --> 02:21:57,360
Do you know about this Andean Dragon Age, where like, if the mage goes out of control,

2629
02:21:57,360 --> 02:22:01,680
they can, they do a process where they basically get rid of their soul almost.

2630
02:22:01,680 --> 02:22:06,760
Yeah, they make them tranquil, where they basically completely remove, so they talk

2631
02:22:06,760 --> 02:22:13,280
like this, and they're alive, but they basically have no personality, because it's better to

2632
02:22:13,280 --> 02:22:18,840
take away everything that makes them themselves, and let them go loose and cause damage and

2633
02:22:18,840 --> 02:22:20,640
become abominations where they transform.

2634
02:22:20,640 --> 02:22:25,440
Yeah, so there's a nice cool like link, if anyone into Dragon Age, there's a cool link,

2635
02:22:25,440 --> 02:22:27,040
I do love Dragon Age.

2636
02:22:27,040 --> 02:22:32,480
But I think I do like that there's a slight difference in, you know, the Tomb Kings, like

2637
02:22:32,480 --> 02:22:34,480
their souls are definitely intact.

2638
02:22:34,480 --> 02:22:39,040
Yeah, at least for the kings themselves.

2639
02:22:39,040 --> 02:22:46,200
I do think, but then again, the, those are the sort of the big similarity I see as well

2640
02:22:46,200 --> 02:22:52,440
is when the level of like sentience, like a lot in the lower half soldiers, I think they

2641
02:22:52,440 --> 02:22:58,200
talk about how, like basic soldiers, they still, there's like some glitters of memory

2642
02:22:58,200 --> 02:22:59,200
of their skill.

2643
02:22:59,200 --> 02:23:04,560
Yeah, it's like they still have labors, for instance, but like they don't really, it's

2644
02:23:04,560 --> 02:23:08,640
like, like a half remembered dream, like they'll just go about making pottery, not because

2645
02:23:08,640 --> 02:23:11,540
it's for any purpose, it's just what they did in life.

2646
02:23:11,540 --> 02:23:13,560
And it's the only thing they really have left of them.

2647
02:23:13,560 --> 02:23:14,560
It's kind of like,

2648
02:23:14,560 --> 02:23:19,960
There's a big similarity there, like the Necron warriors are kind of, there's like echoes

2649
02:23:19,960 --> 02:23:25,280
of their memories in there, but again, they're just kind of brain dead, like servants a lot

2650
02:23:25,280 --> 02:23:29,440
of the time, as well as, but then sort of the ones who live out the noble cast, like

2651
02:23:29,440 --> 02:23:34,120
even Cetra, Cetra still has part of his body, like he still has like skin, like it's obviously

2652
02:23:34,120 --> 02:23:41,320
like decayed and rotted on him, but to show the level, like the preservation of the noble

2653
02:23:41,320 --> 02:23:46,560
class was way better, just like how the Necrons, the like trazin or the lords, they've basically

2654
02:23:46,560 --> 02:23:49,600
retained most of their personalities if they're lucky.

2655
02:23:49,600 --> 02:23:55,160
But again, like the Necron, for the tomb kings, they pretty much have a sort of a similar

2656
02:23:55,160 --> 02:24:00,960
shtick where like the actual tomb of kings and the lords, they definitely still have

2657
02:24:00,960 --> 02:24:07,080
like, oh, I remember who I was, but then like Brian over there, you know, it does vary from

2658
02:24:07,080 --> 02:24:09,040
different, I think, kingdoms, doesn't it?

2659
02:24:09,040 --> 02:24:12,280
Because like you said, like the Kalida one, Kalida's kingdom,

2660
02:24:12,280 --> 02:24:17,000
Yes, some of them still have like, they've got a little bit more life left in them, I

2661
02:24:17,000 --> 02:24:22,080
guess, some of them are like a little bit, you know, have a little bit more personality,

2662
02:24:22,080 --> 02:24:25,480
but obviously, you know, the higher up you go on the totem pole of tomb kings, like the

2663
02:24:25,480 --> 02:24:29,320
kings and the princes are going to have most of their minds intact.

2664
02:24:29,320 --> 02:24:33,120
I mean, they might have gone insane, but they still have a mind and a soul to be insane

2665
02:24:33,120 --> 02:24:34,120
with.

2666
02:24:34,120 --> 02:24:36,120
Depends on the quality of the Lich Priest.

2667
02:24:36,120 --> 02:24:40,520
He also does that, you know, if you got the bargain brand, you know, Lich Priest from

2668
02:24:40,520 --> 02:24:42,760
Wish who was your entombment.

2669
02:24:42,760 --> 02:24:48,040
Imagine being a lord like, why did I get the fucking Walmart Lich Priest every year?

2670
02:24:48,040 --> 02:24:53,400
God, I was trying to buy myself, you know, a new pyramid next to the guns or something,

2671
02:24:53,400 --> 02:24:57,120
so I shouldn't have said that in Walmart.

2672
02:24:57,120 --> 02:25:01,000
Another similarity is that they're very prone to infighting.

2673
02:25:01,000 --> 02:25:06,480
There's like the civil war between the Necron dynasties and Settro has only woken up because

2674
02:25:06,480 --> 02:25:09,160
another tomb kings could get along.

2675
02:25:09,160 --> 02:25:13,680
The difference there being that pound for pound, I think the tomb kings have it worse

2676
02:25:13,680 --> 02:25:18,600
because like the Necrons were the ones who were like the already dead Necrons weren't

2677
02:25:18,600 --> 02:25:19,600
brought to biotransference.

2678
02:25:19,600 --> 02:25:22,520
It was the ones who were all alive at the time.

2679
02:25:22,520 --> 02:25:23,520
Yeah.

2680
02:25:23,520 --> 02:25:28,280
The tomb kings when the Gesh, you know, let loose was all of them.

2681
02:25:28,280 --> 02:25:33,400
So not only do you have rival dynasties didn't like each other in life going at it, you have

2682
02:25:33,400 --> 02:25:40,880
the same dynasty who now has all of its kings once back alive and they all have a pretty

2683
02:25:40,880 --> 02:25:45,800
fair claim to the throne because all of them are the king.

2684
02:25:45,800 --> 02:25:48,560
And it's kind of like, well, I'm the king, I should be in charge.

2685
02:25:48,560 --> 02:25:49,560
No, I am the king.

2686
02:25:49,560 --> 02:25:50,560
I should be in charge.

2687
02:25:50,560 --> 02:25:54,560
And like from a fairness standpoint, it's like, where do you, where do you even, how

2688
02:25:54,560 --> 02:25:55,880
do you even handle that one?

2689
02:25:55,880 --> 02:25:58,840
It'll be like resurrecting all of the kings and queens of England.

2690
02:25:58,840 --> 02:26:01,520
And then you go, so which one is legit right now?

2691
02:26:01,520 --> 02:26:02,520
The king.

2692
02:26:02,520 --> 02:26:04,280
So which one's the king or the queen?

2693
02:26:04,280 --> 02:26:05,280
You got me.

2694
02:26:05,280 --> 02:26:06,280
Yeah.

2695
02:26:06,280 --> 02:26:07,280
Yeah.

2696
02:26:07,280 --> 02:26:12,080
So it was a very messy.

2697
02:26:12,080 --> 02:26:16,680
Obviously Necrons are more destructive because, you know, sci fi, they can blow up planets,

2698
02:26:16,680 --> 02:26:20,920
but like pound for pound, I think the tomb kings have much more vicious in fighting.

2699
02:26:20,920 --> 02:26:25,840
Also like tomb kings are even more resistant to death than Necrons.

2700
02:26:25,840 --> 02:26:30,120
Like you said earlier, like maybe one out of a million will have a recall failure and

2701
02:26:30,120 --> 02:26:31,640
he's gone.

2702
02:26:31,640 --> 02:26:37,000
The tomb kings were so screwed over by Nagash, they just can't die.

2703
02:26:37,000 --> 02:26:42,040
They will always respond to the point that Setra uses the skulls of tomb kings who pissed

2704
02:26:42,040 --> 02:26:46,720
them off as catapult ammunition that self replenishes because it'll always just show

2705
02:26:46,720 --> 02:26:49,720
back up via magic back in the catapult.

2706
02:26:49,720 --> 02:26:51,760
Because the Lich Priest can just keep bringing them back.

2707
02:26:51,760 --> 02:26:52,760
Yeah.

2708
02:26:52,760 --> 02:26:55,680
They just go as long as you have the Lich Priest who also can resurrect.

2709
02:26:55,680 --> 02:26:57,640
You can keep bringing them back.

2710
02:26:57,640 --> 02:26:58,640
Yeah.

2711
02:26:58,640 --> 02:27:00,120
And some of them just come back on their own.

2712
02:27:00,120 --> 02:27:04,600
Like there's a battle site in Akkara that is two rival tomb king armies that were cursed

2713
02:27:04,600 --> 02:27:05,600
by the gods.

2714
02:27:05,600 --> 02:27:07,880
They just go at it every single day, nonstop.

2715
02:27:07,880 --> 02:27:10,520
They die and then they come back.

2716
02:27:10,520 --> 02:27:11,560
And then she falls as well.

2717
02:27:11,560 --> 02:27:17,520
They technically had, there's a sort of similarity between, like do you think, I think it would

2718
02:27:17,520 --> 02:27:23,600
be really cool if in some like weird universe, like Nagash has technically like become a

2719
02:27:23,600 --> 02:27:26,520
Katarn shard in a way in terms of his level of power.

2720
02:27:26,520 --> 02:27:30,080
I mean, people are probably more powerful than, actually no, depending on like the scale

2721
02:27:30,080 --> 02:27:31,640
of power.

2722
02:27:31,640 --> 02:27:37,840
Like I think of the Deceiver, what's the death one called again?

2723
02:27:37,840 --> 02:27:38,840
The death nightbringer.

2724
02:27:38,840 --> 02:27:41,880
And then you put Nagash next to them.

2725
02:27:41,880 --> 02:27:46,120
He could blend in quite handily with like that crew.

2726
02:27:46,120 --> 02:27:51,600
And there's also the similarity between the fact of Nagash in the end times eventually

2727
02:27:51,600 --> 02:27:56,880
like sort of takes control of all of the tomb kings, takes them away from cetera.

2728
02:27:56,880 --> 02:28:00,320
And then he goes into the realm of death.

2729
02:28:00,320 --> 02:28:01,320
Eats the god of the dead.

2730
02:28:01,320 --> 02:28:02,320
Eats the god of the dead.

2731
02:28:02,320 --> 02:28:04,160
And then so then they can no longer resurrect tomb kings.

2732
02:28:04,160 --> 02:28:06,160
I mean, Nagash can.

2733
02:28:06,160 --> 02:28:13,120
So he basically becomes sort of mirror to the fact of they were essentially enslaved

2734
02:28:13,120 --> 02:28:17,960
to a god who would then have to, who would then use him to go fight another war.

2735
02:28:17,960 --> 02:28:18,960
Yeah.

2736
02:28:18,960 --> 02:28:21,800
Except there was, there's no breaking out from Nagash, unfortunately.

2737
02:28:21,800 --> 02:28:22,800
Yeah.

2738
02:28:22,800 --> 02:28:23,800
This just didn't happen.

2739
02:28:23,800 --> 02:28:24,800
Yeah.

2740
02:28:24,800 --> 02:28:26,680
And then yeah, Nagash become, by age or so.

2741
02:28:26,680 --> 02:28:29,320
He just is an outright god now and of death.

2742
02:28:29,320 --> 02:28:32,640
So if you die, welcome.

2743
02:28:32,640 --> 02:28:34,680
Have fun with Nagash.

2744
02:28:34,680 --> 02:28:35,840
You die, maybe fighting him.

2745
02:28:35,840 --> 02:28:36,840
And he's like, guess what?

2746
02:28:36,840 --> 02:28:38,840
I'm your god now.

2747
02:28:38,840 --> 02:28:40,840
Poke, poke, poke.

2748
02:28:40,840 --> 02:28:41,840
Yeah.

2749
02:28:41,840 --> 02:28:45,840
Another difference is that like the tomb kings, the necroteering, correct me if I'm

2750
02:28:45,840 --> 02:28:49,960
mixed, never had any like psycher stuff amongst them.

2751
02:28:49,960 --> 02:28:52,040
They were always just pure tech.

2752
02:28:52,040 --> 02:28:54,640
Even when they had souls, it was just, no, we got technologies.

2753
02:28:54,640 --> 02:28:55,640
No, no magic.

2754
02:28:55,640 --> 02:28:58,640
Well, because they see, is it chronomancy?

2755
02:28:58,640 --> 02:29:00,640
They have math magic.

2756
02:29:00,640 --> 02:29:01,640
Yeah, math.

2757
02:29:01,640 --> 02:29:02,640
They have math magic.

2758
02:29:02,640 --> 02:29:03,640
The power of science.

2759
02:29:03,640 --> 02:29:06,640
Functionally and like on tabletop especially, it's magic.

2760
02:29:06,640 --> 02:29:07,640
Yeah.

2761
02:29:07,640 --> 02:29:09,920
Just you can't deny it with a psycher.

2762
02:29:09,920 --> 02:29:15,440
But it's, the tomb kings did have actual magic.

2763
02:29:15,440 --> 02:29:20,240
They did eventually have to learn like how to properly use the winds of magic because

2764
02:29:20,240 --> 02:29:21,960
Nagash cut them off from their gods.

2765
02:29:21,960 --> 02:29:25,800
Nothing to add to the list of awful things he's done.

2766
02:29:25,800 --> 02:29:29,920
Prior to that, they were, their magic was reliant on like the gods intercessing on their

2767
02:29:29,920 --> 02:29:35,820
behalf, which fun fact is a cool reference to the real life fact that only by the grace

2768
02:29:35,820 --> 02:29:42,400
of God will your tomb king miniatures stay together.

2769
02:29:42,400 --> 02:29:46,240
Setcher's mini brings me pain putting that thing together.

2770
02:29:46,240 --> 02:29:47,880
It's so cool.

2771
02:29:47,880 --> 02:29:48,880
It's so cool.

2772
02:29:48,880 --> 02:29:50,920
Does he, does he get rules for the tabletop?

2773
02:29:50,920 --> 02:29:54,080
I think I was looking up, I think he does actually will be getting rules.

2774
02:29:54,080 --> 02:29:55,080
Wow.

2775
02:29:55,080 --> 02:29:56,880
Is he the only guy who gets to stick around?

2776
02:29:56,880 --> 02:29:57,880
I guess that's fair.

2777
02:29:57,880 --> 02:30:00,840
I think there's like a couple other that might be coming back.

2778
02:30:00,840 --> 02:30:04,680
I also don't know because the old world just came out.

2779
02:30:04,680 --> 02:30:07,360
So I, they could be adding more.

2780
02:30:07,360 --> 02:30:08,780
Setcher I believe does have rules.

2781
02:30:08,780 --> 02:30:14,240
You do need to obviously get like the book, the book, but I think I did read, I think

2782
02:30:14,240 --> 02:30:16,200
he's just under 500 points.

2783
02:30:16,200 --> 02:30:17,200
Sheesh.

2784
02:30:17,200 --> 02:30:19,080
He's Setcher, man.

2785
02:30:19,080 --> 02:30:21,200
He's worth those points.

2786
02:30:21,200 --> 02:30:22,200
Yeah.

2787
02:30:22,200 --> 02:30:24,440
Especially he's obviously on a chariot as well, isn't he?

2788
02:30:24,440 --> 02:30:25,440
So yeah, he's, yeah.

2789
02:30:25,440 --> 02:30:26,440
What's his chariot called again?

2790
02:30:26,440 --> 02:30:28,440
It's a chariot of the gods.

2791
02:30:28,440 --> 02:30:31,520
Cause it can, it can literally ram through formations.

2792
02:30:31,520 --> 02:30:37,320
Like there's nothing, it basically ignores any speed bumps.

2793
02:30:37,320 --> 02:30:41,320
You throw Setcher at a block of infantry and then you forget about that block of infantry

2794
02:30:41,320 --> 02:30:42,320
because it's probably gone.

2795
02:30:42,320 --> 02:30:47,400
My favorite part about Setcher is like his crown because isn't the crown is so powerful.

2796
02:30:47,400 --> 02:30:49,400
It blunts magic, doesn't it?

2797
02:30:49,400 --> 02:30:51,760
Or it reflects magic away from him.

2798
02:30:51,760 --> 02:30:56,640
So when Nagash tried to fight him, Nagash is like, the most powerful spell that's ever

2799
02:30:56,640 --> 02:30:58,480
been done, flung at him.

2800
02:30:58,480 --> 02:30:59,480
He's just like boing.

2801
02:30:59,480 --> 02:31:00,480
He's like, funny guy in chariot.

2802
02:31:00,480 --> 02:31:01,480
He's like, what?

2803
02:31:01,480 --> 02:31:02,480
That's not fair.

2804
02:31:02,480 --> 02:31:09,440
Nagash even has a spell that just, like on the tabletop that just kills, just kills you.

2805
02:31:09,440 --> 02:31:10,440
Porter-prison.

2806
02:31:10,440 --> 02:31:11,440
Nagash didn't have vision.

2807
02:31:11,440 --> 02:31:12,440
To grind.

2808
02:31:12,440 --> 02:31:17,720
Poor Nagash is watching Mr. Recreating Ben Hur.

2809
02:31:17,720 --> 02:31:20,720
They weren't over the film in the corner.

2810
02:31:20,720 --> 02:31:23,520
And the guy's like, look at me and my four undead horses.

2811
02:31:23,520 --> 02:31:25,480
Dude, I'm on your side of boring prints.

2812
02:31:25,480 --> 02:31:27,080
The mortal realms belong to Nagash.

2813
02:31:27,080 --> 02:31:28,080
They just haven't figured it out yet.

2814
02:31:28,080 --> 02:31:29,840
Just haven't got the memo.

2815
02:31:29,840 --> 02:31:31,840
Such is his power.

2816
02:31:31,840 --> 02:31:33,400
Such is the power of Nagash.

2817
02:31:33,400 --> 02:31:40,120
Grand Alliance death is the only valid one and chaos, but only if you're playing Skaven.

2818
02:31:40,120 --> 02:31:44,880
I do hate this man, Nagash is just, I just, I just, I love to hate him.

2819
02:31:44,880 --> 02:31:48,240
Nagash is like slightly, it's not really weird though.

2820
02:31:48,240 --> 02:31:51,640
Nagash is slightly more likable than Erebus.

2821
02:31:51,640 --> 02:31:54,720
I'd say he's infinitely more likable than Erebus because Erebus ruined everything in

2822
02:31:54,720 --> 02:31:56,240
a way that's just like, you're just awful.

2823
02:31:56,240 --> 02:31:57,240
You suck.

2824
02:31:57,240 --> 02:32:01,080
Now Nagash did the same thing, but it's fun when he's doing it.

2825
02:32:01,080 --> 02:32:05,680
If everyone's read, no spoilers right now, but if everyone's read the end and the death

2826
02:32:05,680 --> 02:32:08,680
volume three, I hate Erebus even more.

2827
02:32:08,680 --> 02:32:10,280
Erebus comes back.

2828
02:32:10,280 --> 02:32:15,040
No, cause he kills, he kills someone dearly beloved and important at the end and it's

2829
02:32:15,040 --> 02:32:16,560
just out of nowhere.

2830
02:32:16,560 --> 02:32:17,560
That's right.

2831
02:32:17,560 --> 02:32:18,560
The beloved character, Urda.

2832
02:32:18,560 --> 02:32:19,560
No, no, this is, you're going to hate this.

2833
02:32:19,560 --> 02:32:25,520
I don't know if you know the spoiler column, but you're going to hate this one.

2834
02:32:25,520 --> 02:32:26,520
Tell me when we're done.

2835
02:32:26,520 --> 02:32:27,520
I don't want to.

2836
02:32:27,520 --> 02:32:34,320
It makes me honestly, it makes me so, it makes me hate Erebus, which I meant to do though.

2837
02:32:34,320 --> 02:32:40,360
Yeah, I was under making my video in Erebus and I was just, God, I remember at the end

2838
02:32:40,360 --> 02:32:48,240
of that guy, it's like, this guy is so smarmy and like just like, yes, I'm so good.

2839
02:32:48,240 --> 02:32:49,560
I've done everything right.

2840
02:32:49,560 --> 02:32:52,280
Like it's just played out so good.

2841
02:32:52,280 --> 02:32:57,080
It's just like, yeah, your face is like got carving marks around the edges where Horace,

2842
02:32:57,080 --> 02:33:02,040
he's like an amazing chef who's made an amazing meal, but the only problem is he's made it

2843
02:33:02,040 --> 02:33:04,640
out of one of your relatives and just say delicious.

2844
02:33:04,640 --> 02:33:06,680
Like, yeah, that's my nam.

2845
02:33:06,680 --> 02:33:11,480
Like he's good at what he does and it probably tastes good, but I don't want to taste it.

2846
02:33:11,480 --> 02:33:13,280
That's what he does is being awful.

2847
02:33:13,280 --> 02:33:14,280
See that's.

2848
02:33:14,280 --> 02:33:15,280
Oh, no, you first.

2849
02:33:15,280 --> 02:33:16,280
I, you had something.

2850
02:33:16,280 --> 02:33:21,280
I was just saying the obvious, I'll just say like another point.

2851
02:33:21,280 --> 02:33:23,000
So you want to, you want to finish that.

2852
02:33:23,000 --> 02:33:26,720
I was going to say like just the last thing that Nagash and Erebus, the difference is

2853
02:33:26,720 --> 02:33:30,560
when Erebus does it, it's this slimy Weasley plan to ruin everything.

2854
02:33:30,560 --> 02:33:34,720
And when the gas does it, he's just like, uh, 10,000 skeletons.

2855
02:33:34,720 --> 02:33:36,520
Fuck you.

2856
02:33:36,520 --> 02:33:38,640
It's like, it's the scale of it.

2857
02:33:38,640 --> 02:33:42,120
There's he can be a treacherous weasel, but for the most part, it's like he's a go big

2858
02:33:42,120 --> 02:33:43,120
or go home kind of thing.

2859
02:33:43,120 --> 02:33:44,120
He's not a lot.

2860
02:33:44,120 --> 02:33:45,120
The grass is not lying.

2861
02:33:45,120 --> 02:33:46,120
He'll show up.

2862
02:33:46,120 --> 02:33:49,680
Tell you I'm going to murder your entire like civilization.

2863
02:33:49,680 --> 02:33:54,040
I'll feel and I'll feel amazing doing it.

2864
02:33:54,040 --> 02:33:57,960
He's honest about what's coming and what's coming is dead.

2865
02:33:57,960 --> 02:34:00,880
And he, yeah, he's just like, thank you.

2866
02:34:00,880 --> 02:34:01,880
Yeah.

2867
02:34:01,880 --> 02:34:03,200
As a woman says, he's just Nick to that.

2868
02:34:03,200 --> 02:34:04,760
The gas just in the gashes everywhere.

2869
02:34:04,760 --> 02:34:06,800
She gashes over the setting.

2870
02:34:06,800 --> 02:34:07,800
He gets it.

2871
02:34:07,800 --> 02:34:12,600
I'll say I'm finished on the last point, which I think is the very obvious link between history

2872
02:34:12,600 --> 02:34:14,760
that they're basically ancient Egypt.

2873
02:34:14,760 --> 02:34:21,680
If it was not obvious now, just for people who are like listing just on audio, the iconography,

2874
02:34:21,680 --> 02:34:26,520
the kind of, well, much more the tomb king, the tomb king of very much like a carbon copy

2875
02:34:26,520 --> 02:34:29,920
of everyone here played Rome, Rome, total Rome, total war.

2876
02:34:29,920 --> 02:34:34,640
The first one is the two kings play like that.

2877
02:34:34,640 --> 02:34:36,960
Just the Sphinx can come alive and beat someone up.

2878
02:34:36,960 --> 02:34:38,200
They're part of Rome.

2879
02:34:38,200 --> 02:34:41,160
Total war one was that was not called one, but just Rome.

2880
02:34:41,160 --> 02:34:47,120
Total war was that the Egyptians in that were like the ancient Egyptians like bronze age.

2881
02:34:47,120 --> 02:34:53,120
But then it was of the, what's the start date of Rome?

2882
02:34:53,120 --> 02:34:54,920
I think it's like 270 BC.

2883
02:34:54,920 --> 02:34:59,800
Yeah, because it's just before the one of the card, the genuine wars.

2884
02:34:59,800 --> 02:35:00,800
One of the.

2885
02:35:00,800 --> 02:35:02,400
Yeah, it's right before the Punic Wars.

2886
02:35:02,400 --> 02:35:03,400
Start punic wars.

2887
02:35:03,400 --> 02:35:04,400
I don't think I was right.

2888
02:35:04,400 --> 02:35:08,600
You know, I haven't had any Hannibal have we in that?

2889
02:35:08,600 --> 02:35:09,600
Yeah.

2890
02:35:09,600 --> 02:35:11,600
Because you start out with just the Rome territory, don't you?

2891
02:35:11,600 --> 02:35:13,000
That's such a good game.

2892
02:35:13,000 --> 02:35:14,480
I played that so much.

2893
02:35:14,480 --> 02:35:15,480
God.

2894
02:35:15,480 --> 02:35:18,040
Yeah, that's my kind of what you're thinking of.

2895
02:35:18,040 --> 02:35:23,160
If anyone here or if we can ever find one person who's played what's it more total war

2896
02:35:23,160 --> 02:35:24,840
Troy, not Troy.

2897
02:35:24,840 --> 02:35:26,640
That's the recent one that came out.

2898
02:35:26,640 --> 02:35:27,640
A pharaoh.

2899
02:35:27,640 --> 02:35:28,640
Pharaoh.

2900
02:35:28,640 --> 02:35:29,640
That's it.

2901
02:35:29,640 --> 02:35:30,640
I don't know how we all like blanked that.

2902
02:35:30,640 --> 02:35:31,640
Yeah.

2903
02:35:31,640 --> 02:35:33,200
So it's such a sad thing.

2904
02:35:33,200 --> 02:35:34,880
Yeah, very sad.

2905
02:35:34,880 --> 02:35:41,060
But the ancient Egypt, even in the gods as well, both of them, they're kind of very much

2906
02:35:41,060 --> 02:35:44,360
just obsessed with death, even in when they were living.

2907
02:35:44,360 --> 02:35:49,560
Although the Necrontyph made for different reasons, but I think the obsession of death

2908
02:35:49,560 --> 02:35:53,040
sort of came from Cetra in a way, didn't it?

2909
02:35:53,040 --> 02:35:55,040
They already had gods of death.

2910
02:35:55,040 --> 02:35:58,480
They already had gods of death and they like death was a sacred thing.

2911
02:35:58,480 --> 02:36:02,760
But with him founding the mortuary cult and getting the possibility of immortality out

2912
02:36:02,760 --> 02:36:05,440
there, that kicked it into overdrive.

2913
02:36:05,440 --> 02:36:11,080
Like, yeah, we are all about death now, mostly because our leaders really want to avoid it.

2914
02:36:11,080 --> 02:36:14,720
Yeah, but there's too bad.

2915
02:36:14,720 --> 02:36:18,440
They kind of did make the Necron their own thing, luckily, I think.

2916
02:36:18,440 --> 02:36:19,440
Yeah.

2917
02:36:19,440 --> 02:36:25,040
I think the way I heard it put online once was that the Tomb Kings are ancient Egypt

2918
02:36:25,040 --> 02:36:32,800
and the Necrons are the Tomb Kings, but not necessarily just ancient Egypt.

2919
02:36:32,800 --> 02:36:37,080
They copy the Tomb Kings, which copy ancient Egypt.

2920
02:36:37,080 --> 02:36:41,360
So the Necrons are like a layer removed from ancient Egypt, but they have more than just

2921
02:36:41,360 --> 02:36:42,360
ancient Egypt going on.

2922
02:36:42,360 --> 02:36:43,360
Does that make sense?

2923
02:36:43,360 --> 02:36:44,360
That's what I'm saying.

2924
02:36:44,360 --> 02:36:46,000
Yeah, it's not a carbon copy of it.

2925
02:36:46,000 --> 02:36:47,000
It's a carbon copy.

2926
02:36:47,000 --> 02:36:48,000
Yeah.

2927
02:36:48,000 --> 02:36:49,600
That's fair.

2928
02:36:49,600 --> 02:36:58,400
And then of course, the last great comparison, Settra is cooler than the Silent King.

2929
02:36:58,400 --> 02:37:01,400
I'm just gonna say it.

2930
02:37:01,400 --> 02:37:02,640
Silent King's got no lore.

2931
02:37:02,640 --> 02:37:03,640
Look at him.

2932
02:37:03,640 --> 02:37:08,040
But all the fantasy characters are cooler than 40k characters pretty often, I feel like.

2933
02:37:08,040 --> 02:37:15,720
Well, to be fair, the rest of the Necron roster is kind of cooler than the rest of the Tomb

2934
02:37:15,720 --> 02:37:16,720
King roster.

2935
02:37:16,720 --> 02:37:22,440
If you're not, I mean, like, Kalida, who's the other guy who's not the Hotep.

2936
02:37:22,440 --> 02:37:23,440
Hotep.

2937
02:37:23,440 --> 02:37:24,440
Hotep.

2938
02:37:24,440 --> 02:37:25,440
Hotep's a different thing entirely.

2939
02:37:25,440 --> 02:37:32,360
I don't think they quite measure up to like Trezin or Imoatech or something like that.

2940
02:37:32,360 --> 02:37:34,920
I think they kind of hit a bit harder than...

2941
02:37:34,920 --> 02:37:40,400
Again, I think Settra is hard because Settra is kind of in his own realm where Settra also

2942
02:37:40,400 --> 02:37:47,520
outshines a lot of the other things just because he's pretty much the height of badass in the

2943
02:37:47,520 --> 02:37:48,520
setting.

2944
02:37:48,520 --> 02:37:51,800
You can't really get higher.

2945
02:37:51,800 --> 02:37:54,040
Tomb Kings don't always have to be human though.

2946
02:37:54,040 --> 02:37:58,800
There's a dwarf Tomb King that everyone thinks is a human that was just so blessed by the

2947
02:37:58,800 --> 02:38:02,160
gods that the power of their blessing made him short.

2948
02:38:02,160 --> 02:38:03,160
People were talking about...

2949
02:38:03,160 --> 02:38:04,160
Rupesh VII.

2950
02:38:04,160 --> 02:38:07,200
People in the chat talking about their liking Erebus.

2951
02:38:07,200 --> 02:38:08,200
Stop.

2952
02:38:08,200 --> 02:38:12,640
Someone says, law crimes total war stream?

2953
02:38:12,640 --> 02:38:13,640
Possibly.

2954
02:38:13,640 --> 02:38:14,640
We could do...

2955
02:38:14,640 --> 02:38:16,640
Real, real Border Prince, real.

2956
02:38:16,640 --> 02:38:17,640
So real.

2957
02:38:17,640 --> 02:38:20,640
He's a real one for that.

2958
02:38:20,640 --> 02:38:23,960
Border Prince says, Erebus was brave enough to reach for glory.

2959
02:38:23,960 --> 02:38:24,960
Few understood this.

2960
02:38:24,960 --> 02:38:27,360
Yeah, but I wish I didn't because his glory sucks.

2961
02:38:27,360 --> 02:38:30,200
But Erebus does it because he's self-serving though.

2962
02:38:30,200 --> 02:38:36,000
Like Erebus even states in his own things, he thinks he's chosen by the gods and he basically

2963
02:38:36,000 --> 02:38:38,520
goes like, oh my god, me?

2964
02:38:38,520 --> 02:38:39,520
He's like the prom princess.

2965
02:38:39,520 --> 02:38:40,520
Like, oh my god.

2966
02:38:40,520 --> 02:38:44,840
And he's kind of doing it for the reward at the end, but the Chaos Gods are definitely

2967
02:38:44,840 --> 02:38:45,840
gone.

2968
02:38:45,840 --> 02:38:46,840
You've kind of served your purpose now.

2969
02:38:46,840 --> 02:38:47,840
Go away.

2970
02:38:47,840 --> 02:38:50,840
Yeah, so he deserves everything.

2971
02:38:50,840 --> 02:38:54,360
Him and the Gashnans deserve everything that's coming to them.

2972
02:38:54,360 --> 02:38:58,520
I think that with that being said, we've covered quite a lot today.

2973
02:38:58,520 --> 02:39:04,240
So I think, yeah, thank you guys so much for listening, for watching.

2974
02:39:04,240 --> 02:39:05,320
More of Andy's pictures.

2975
02:39:05,320 --> 02:39:09,560
I don't know what that meant.

2976
02:39:09,560 --> 02:39:14,440
For audio listeners, Andy's drawing some lovely pictures for you all to see.

2977
02:39:14,440 --> 02:39:17,720
These are the current ones we had up for the stream.

2978
02:39:17,720 --> 02:39:22,880
If you are listening as well, I know it's quite late into it, but please do give the

2979
02:39:22,880 --> 02:39:26,720
video or Spotify link a like as well.

2980
02:39:26,720 --> 02:39:31,880
It really does help sort of push out a bit more when we get to talk about more interesting

2981
02:39:31,880 --> 02:39:32,880
topics.

2982
02:39:32,880 --> 02:39:37,480
And if you guys have more topics you want us to cover, we've got quite a few lined up

2983
02:39:37,480 --> 02:39:38,480
in the future.

2984
02:39:38,480 --> 02:39:41,320
We've got some more tier list ones.

2985
02:39:41,320 --> 02:39:45,080
Don't harass us about tier lists epic backbites because it's in the bag.

2986
02:39:45,080 --> 02:39:46,080
We know it's coming.

2987
02:39:46,080 --> 02:39:47,080
Okay.

2988
02:39:47,080 --> 02:39:53,840
So that being said though, thank you Eli and Colin for giving us a huge amount of authority

2989
02:39:53,840 --> 02:39:54,840
there.

2990
02:39:54,840 --> 02:39:55,840
Thank you quite a lot.

2991
02:39:55,840 --> 02:39:57,440
And we'll catch you guys all in the next one.

2992
02:39:57,440 --> 02:39:58,440
Peace.

2993
02:39:58,440 --> 02:39:59,440
Alright, everyone.

2994
02:39:59,440 --> 02:40:00,440
Take care.

2995
02:40:00,440 --> 02:40:01,440
Love you.

2996
02:40:01,440 --> 02:40:03,440
Bye.

2997
02:40:31,440 --> 02:40:33,440
Bye.