1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,440 the final showdown compared to like the Imperium who's running around putting out fires. 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,640 Like you know, no offense to Gillam and he's doing the best of what he's got. 3 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:12,880 But currently he's really just looking at five million different battle reports and going like, 4 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:21,120 what can I save? Whereas the elder are like, right, we're all in this one big boat in space. 5 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,360 We can pick and choose our battles. The Phoenix Lords are the ones who lead those charges. 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:31,120 Whereas everyone else is a lot more reactionary. I guess the orcs are really reactionary, 7 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:34,800 but they don't have any plot. I have a question. 8 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,520 Yeah. Oh boy. How many books do they have? 9 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:42,080 I don't want to answer that. I saw one on audible and it was like an hour 10 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,120 and a half long. Can we still add to our answers? 11 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:56,160 My answer to that is author bias. 12 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:14,000 Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to Law Crimes. And it's time for another quiz this 13 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:22,160 time. I know we've had a few quizzes recently where someone in particular has been having a bit of a 14 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:26,880 being a bit smug because he never loses. I have never been smug about it. 15 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,280 Daddy's talking. Daddy's talking. 16 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:41,520 No, I think it's fair to say that this quiz that Eli is helming might be tailored specifically 17 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:47,120 to give one of the rest of us a chance of winning. But today we are covering, 18 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,560 we're covering a topic that I don't think I'll get any points on, but it'll be fun either way. 19 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:57,360 Eli, would you like to say what we're covering today? What you are quiz mastering for us? 20 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:04,160 The Phoenix Lords, baby. So if Hal wins this one, he is officially kicked off of Law Crimes. 21 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:13,120 I make so much of the stuff, please. We did a poll on the last quiz, I think it was during 22 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:17,600 its premiere and I think it was 66% of the audience said we should kick him off Law Crimes if he gets 23 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:23,040 10 wins. He knows too much lore to be a law criminal. Yeah, it's not fair. Imagine being 24 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:29,200 punished for knowing Warhammer lore on a Warhammer lore channel. Making us all look bad. Well, 25 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:34,080 with that said, we should just get into it. This is an easy quiz. You'll get points, Andy. 26 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:41,280 So will your audience. I expect some 100%. The audience can pause and look it up anytime they 27 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:49,200 want points. Yeah. Okay, so the first question of the beginner section is the Phoenix Lords are 28 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:57,280 each the founders of a what? And I mean, I'll take two answers. Oh, okay. There's only one right 29 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:04,320 answer, but I'll take two because it's close enough. Well, this is meant to be the easy one, isn't it? I 30 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:12,960 guess. I think I did it. I kind of I mean, is that there's just to clarify, there's an exact name for 31 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:23,840 what they are. Oh, oh, maybe not. Or it's just how being nasty and trying to put seeds of doubt so we 32 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:32,000 can know that he can he can hoodwink us and then we get in trouble because we we get an obvious 33 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:38,480 question on because how's being manipulative? Andy, are you sure that's your answer? Yeah, 34 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:45,120 it's all I got. Every time I hear hoodwinked, I think of that awful 3d animation like Red 35 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:57,040 Riding Hood movie. All right, moving on. Yeah, this is the easy bro, we have no chance. Name me 36 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:08,320 all the Phoenix Lords who have models. Are we are we saying right now or who had models before? 37 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:14,400 Or like like if you look yeah like like just all them who have had models including the old one had models. 38 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:21,840 I like how I've only done the first question and Eli's already sent me two gifts one of Steve Harvey 39 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:28,240 looking severe and one of a guy who's semi naked just saying please my bro in a shouting manner so 40 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:38,800 I'm doing well. Who have had models as in like even really old. Not like first edition like epic 41 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:50,560 models just like regular 40k. My wife has delivered me two fries. That's all we deserve. Absolutely 42 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:55,840 brilliant. I did see on your camera just something being offered as like oh no one offers me 43 00:04:55,840 --> 00:05:06,400 G wave edibles. Shot in the dark. I'll fully admit I butchered his name. Thing is Colin's been 44 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:10,640 ominously quiet this whole quiz and this is his wheelhouse so I'm a bit afraid. 45 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:16,640 Let me let me send another gift to Andy. I kind of remember one of their names because shout out to 46 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,880 Monster Hunter if anyone here's played that game. There's a similar, 47 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:27,920 uh, I do play like ones on PSP even then back then. One of them prior to world. 48 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:35,200 Oh I mean my me and my my my boys have actually completed Monster Hunter world. 49 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:43,280 The fatalis is dead. What was your weapon of choice? Oh I did um I oh it has to be great 50 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:49,840 sword though. I can't my beloved just because it can block as well as do the absolute heavy 51 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:57,280 chunk attacks. I'm a I'm a kinset glaive man myself. Oh he disgusts me. I'm sorry I can fly 52 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:03,280 and you can't. Exactly I'm jealous. I'm not I won't even lie straight up jealous. All right 53 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:08,800 last question of the B intersection. You gotta get this one. Explain to me why they're called 54 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:16,560 phoenix lords. Just give me the general concept. Oh right I don't know this one. Let's go for it. 55 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:22,000 Or just guess. Just guess what phoenixes do. There's a it starts off with a certain state 56 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,480 in America and that's where it all began. 57 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,560 Oh I kind of. The competitive scene does baby. 58 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:48,240 Why are they winning in the competitive scene? I've not I don't play competitive so I don't know. 59 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:54,640 Because they're rules are just objectively better and because they they make your dice odds better 60 00:06:54,640 --> 00:07:01,040 than everyone else's dice odds and in the dice game that's just makes you win. I think I think 61 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:08,160 right isn't it they changed to once a phase or is it like once a battle round? They changed the 62 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,960 they changed the strands of fate to once a phase but each unit still gets to roll reroll their hit 63 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:21,040 and wound roll so yeah and they still can move out of sequence and stuff. And they hit like trucks. 64 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:27,600 Yeah how they're so skinny. Well because they are they're supposed to be glass cannons. They explode. 65 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:34,320 Yeah it's a bit more canon. Less glass to be honest. Unless you're running a wraith list or 66 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:40,320 have Cain or a phoenix lord. Yeah all right everyone send in their answers for that I think. 67 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:46,880 I don't feel confident. I don't think actually that fragile come to think about it. No. How much do you think they could kill a Primark? 68 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:53,280 A one-on-one? Phoenix lord I would say so. Depends on the author. I'd say yeah that's the better. 69 00:07:53,280 --> 00:08:00,480 Moggon, Moggon, Ron, Fugin could one v one if a Primark in my opinion. Maybe even like 70 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:07,600 Corandras and Baharoth but I think Corandras got uh screwed over by a certain author at one point so I don't know. 71 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:12,720 Moggon Ron wouldn't do a Primark he just carries melter guns around with them like they're candy. 72 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:19,760 Is it like they could one v one a Gilliman or they would oh yeah I think Fugin could actually kill 73 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:24,560 Gilliman. Fugin's a freaking badass. Why do they sound like anime characters? Because they are. 74 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:32,000 They're the Power Ranger enemy. All right let's go through the first section. Okay so the phoenix 75 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:40,560 lords are the founders of what? Disappointed. Disappointed. This is not good. So first Andy says 76 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:48,720 craft world. Hal says elites her Eldar elite cadre. We're getting closer. Colin says aspect for aspect 77 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:54,560 warriors which is correct. I was looking for aspect warriors or aspect shrine so calling is wrong. 78 00:08:55,440 --> 00:09:01,920 Whoo. Okay what is an aspect? I've never heard of an aspect before. It's like the Dire Avengers 79 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:06,960 the Toobin Hawks. It sounds like some weird ass. It's their whole thing. I thought that was the name of 80 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:13,520 Hawks. I thought their thing was being extinct more or less. Yeah they don't care. And they fire 81 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:20,400 up in craft worlds. They help put the path system into place. Let's see oh I think I got Colin on 82 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:25,280 this one. He didn't get all of them. How many answers are there? There's one two three four five 83 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:32,320 six seven eight correct. Wait are they worth a point each? Wait all of them are models. Oh obviously they like rip. 84 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:40,080 We'll call this a two pointer because it wasn't that hard in my opinion. Sorry. Hal did okay. He said 85 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:44,800 James R, Malgon Ra, Azur Minn, Fugin Bahara. That's five out of eight so we'll give you 86 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:56,960 we'll just give you one point for that. Sorry buddy. Andy says one point one point two one there you go. 87 00:09:56,960 --> 00:10:03,520 One point two. Poor Andy. I'm not doing point two. I'm not doing point two. I'm not doing point two. I'm not putting in a quarter point. 88 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:10,080 I'll take the single point. I'll take the single point. Okay Andy you get I don't even want to give you a half point but I will. 89 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:15,920 You said Jane's R with a question mark. Jane's R is correct. We were talking about her before the stream started. 90 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:21,760 I know Jane's R because Jane's R is in uh the Nightlord's books right and gets whacked so I was like oh yeah. 91 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:32,560 No she gets suicide barbed. Yeah. And then Eldrad Ulthran. No. Oh my god. No. That's the only two Eldra's. 92 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:39,600 You know what it's in the right ballpark kind of. And then and then Legolas who I'd say is closer to a Phoenix Lord than Eldrad. 93 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:46,960 Yeah probably. And Colin says Jane's R, Irioleth, Azur Minn, Fugin, Mugun, Rabaharth, Grand Dress. 94 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:51,760 Which are all correct. There's one more which I won't say the answer of because it's part of the next question. 95 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:57,360 Uh oh. So Colin I'll give you one and a half points just because you missed the last one. 96 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,840 I'll take it. All right I should probably keep track of your guys' points. Shouldn't. 97 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:06,560 Don't worry I'm keeping I'm keeping because I'm not gonna get many points I'm doing the tracking of tallies. 98 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:12,640 I'll do something useful this quiz. All right. My pleasure. So out of the intermediate uh Colin's looking really good. 99 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:17,280 Oh we didn't do the little pre-game thing where we asked everyone how like confident they are. 100 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,480 Great. I think it's obvious to be honest. I think they don't think we really need to ask that. 101 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:25,760 I think the results speak for themselves to be honest. Yeah. It's a it's a very good line of like progression from 102 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:34,720 from imbecile to Colin. You know when someone says the results speak for themselves you're not it's not good. 103 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:42,400 Oh man. All right so intermediate section there's one aspect shrine with no phoenix lord and which one is it? 104 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:49,520 So do we only have two questions on that last one? Wait there was a third one which was oh 105 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:55,120 oh sorry yeah I didn't say our answers for that. Sorry sorry sorry I was looking at my gifts I sent Andy. 106 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:03,040 The shame gifts I received. Okay I see okay uh so let's start with that. The third question sorry was 107 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:08,400 why are they called phoenix lords? How is their incarnations to the powers of the dead gods? 108 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,840 They were created and trained by okay that's part of the next question uh 109 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:21,440 uh so he gets a point. Why is he getting away though? I don't they're called phoenix lords at least 110 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:26,240 maybe Colin can correct me this is wrong but last time I checked they're called phoenix lords because 111 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:32,240 they don't die and when someone puts on their armor they're reborn like a phoenix. That is why 112 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:42,240 they call them phoenix lords. Are they not the incarnations of the dead eldar pantheon? No. 113 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:53,200 Yeah okay let's see what Andy says. Andy says they're reborn like in old timey mythos and I'll 114 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:58,560 give you a half point for that because yeah wait I got half point on how I got zero or did you get 115 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:03,920 half? Because you said they're reborn which is close enough for me. Yeah I think so yeah. 116 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:12,960 On an eldar quiz no less. I'm happy now. I'm gonna lose but I'm happy now. 117 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,960 Collet says when they die they inhabit their armor and then return to life when it is dawned 118 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:23,760 again like a phoenix rising from the ashes. Pretend I said this in a shadow of the hedgehog voice. 119 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:29,280 When they die they inhabit I can't do it I don't know how to do shadow of the hedgehog. I tried. I'm sordic with a gun. 120 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:36,160 All right so call me the chaos emeralds or I'll shoot you with my glock. 121 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,280 All right have you guys all sent your answers for the next question? Maybe not. 122 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,840 There's one aspect shrine without a phoenix lord and which one is it? 123 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:55,200 This is question four. Yes sir. I don't know how to spell this one. You can add if you want an extra 124 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,440 half point you can tell me why. 125 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,160 It's just to check Colin got the point for that third question. 126 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:08,800 Oh yeah. This is difficult. People who are in the chat right now uh I wish you guys could help me. 127 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:17,440 Maybe is there possibly a hint in what you said earlier about 128 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:22,800 um I'm keeping that to myself. I don't want to give away. 129 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:35,920 What was the question again? Which which aspect shrine doesn't have a phoenix lord? 130 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:39,440 It's like you can tell me why if you feel like an overachiever. 131 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:48,240 I kind of got a night. I really hope I've kind of got this one right because there's one that 132 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,480 uh was mentioned and has Andy submitted his answer before I say anything. 133 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:59,040 Oh no Eli is it that bad? No I'm hoping it's the one that Eli mentioned. 134 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,520 You're missing the question Hal. I'll give you another chance. 135 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,160 There's an aspect shrine with no phoenix lord ever. 136 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:10,080 Oh ever? Yeah don't have one. He doesn't. Oh so I need to name the shrine. 137 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:16,720 Oh I'm okay name the shrine then. Yes the aspect warrior type. 138 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,520 I'm feeling confident. 139 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:30,640 Think uh think Don of War. I don't have a good idea. Okay all right I'll give you 10 seconds out. 140 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:36,560 10 9 I can't change the second part. 5 there you go. Okay thanks for the I almost 141 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:43,520 didn't do it. I sent the same gif as a response. Oh my gosh okay. I don't know bro. 142 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,960 Next question who was the first phoenix lord and who was the second 143 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,160 and who was the teacher of the phoenix lords who was also the first. 144 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,440 I'll just say that I did read all of this before. 145 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:03,200 Hal you already said this one. So we have to have two people yeah? Yes. Right. 146 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:10,880 I think I actually know this one because I think I know this short story. 147 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:15,520 Well you're thinking I as always have more would you rathers to fill the time. 148 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:21,280 Oh god here we go. Yes. It seems everyone answered this one quick we'll save it for the next 149 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:28,400 next great brain teaser. Okay um let's see who is the fallen phoenix lord what is his 150 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:34,720 original name and who is he allegedly now. Thirdly who was he the previous phoenix lord of 151 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:39,680 and which phoenix lord did he battle for multiple days. I'll give you three points for this question. 152 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:44,720 Can you repeat all that? Okay so first part of the question who is the fallen phoenix lord and what 153 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:54,000 is his original name okay uh who is he supposedly now because he's there's potentially a character 154 00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:01,200 who he is in the setting now and lastly who was he the previous phoenix lord of so what was his 155 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:09,680 aspect shrine and which phoenix lord nowadays fought him for multiple days in battle. 156 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,280 Oh christ. 157 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:21,440 The answer I can probably give something for this but it won't be that specific 158 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:27,600 in terms of can I say for the second part what his job is slash who they think he is. 159 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,920 I mean Colin got everything right. I'm not yet not certain. Spoilers. 160 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:37,840 What's the third part of that question again it's who did he battle for multiple days 161 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:44,320 which was also a phoenix lord who I'll give you a hint this phoenix lord who battled him for 162 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:52,560 multiple days took over his uh position and he also has a war gear with the fallen phoenix lord's name in it. 163 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:59,120 All right so while you're cooking gentlemen. 164 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,320 I'm yeah here we go. I'm not cooking I've just burnt. 165 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,040 So while you're burning cereal like Homer that one time. Burned water. 166 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:16,560 Would you rather have to uh lick every car you get into like you gotta lick the door handle 167 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:23,440 or would you rather have to like swirl around every physical currency you ever spend like in your mouth. 168 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,640 Oh lick the door. Lick the door handle every time. 169 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,280 Question is that is outside or inside door handle? 170 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:34,880 Outside. Outside yeah. Outside door handle. Yeah it's definitely the door handle bro. 171 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:40,000 It seems too easy you have to you have to lick the inside and outside when you get out. 172 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,400 No still the door handle. Still the door. 173 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,280 Still the door handle. I can also sterilize my tongue afterwards. 174 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,560 It has to be like lick a toilet for me to not lick the. 175 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:54,400 Isn't that that thing where like there's that that thing they say about how like sometimes toilets 176 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:59,120 are cleaner than other surfaces because people actually clean them but like the tables they don't 177 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:05,040 clean as much which is the spirit. For whoever's doing the live. Clean your phones. Make a live 178 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:11,520 whole of this right now toilet or uh currency just so we can see what the real opinion is. 179 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:15,280 I work at a movie theater dude I know how nasty cash is oh my gosh. 180 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,480 I'm putting my good word on the line for this as someone who cleaned bathroom for three years 181 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:26,800 cleaned bathrooms for like three plus years straight women's restroom restrooms are much 182 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,880 worse than men's restrooms. Oh yeah every time every single time dude listen I have to clean 183 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:35,360 bathrooms at the end of my shift every time oh my gosh. I have a query about that. I'd rather 184 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:40,640 live that lie stop stop. But the thing with the currency though if you only pay on card does that 185 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,560 just mean you lick your card every time you just lick your credit card. Oh that's well easy then 186 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:49,040 yeah like I said every time you have physical cash in like every time you use physical currency 187 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:53,840 that's why I specified physical currency. Oh fair. Well then I never use it except if you pay with 188 00:19:53,840 --> 00:20:00,240 pay with Venmo then I'd lick your yeah honestly like I can't remember the last time you used cash 189 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:05,760 because hell it's not even a name bro. Yeah that's why I gave up it's still something. 190 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:11,840 Okay whatever next question. This is like the Gene Stealer quiz all over again. 191 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:18,480 Just disappointment at every turn. Okay oh that was the end of this intermediate section. 192 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:24,960 Yeah. Good job team. All right so I got house managers up there. Yeah good work you. 193 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:34,480 Um okay so for the first question it was which aspects Ryan doesn't have a Phoenix Lord and I 194 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:43,600 asked why. Hal says path of the exile which is not a shrine and he says armor missing. 195 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,640 Again I didn't have enough time to change the second one. It's okay I still love you. 196 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:55,120 Um path of the exile is like rangers and stuff. I'm pretty sure that maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm 197 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,080 wrong but I'm pretty sure they don't have a shrine and they definitely don't have a Phoenix Lord. 198 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:06,800 Um Andy says stone cold Steve Austin appreciation society. Thank you Andy. 199 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:08,640 You're welcome. 200 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:18,960 Colin says Colin says warp spiders because there's no Phoenix Lord for them and that's why. 201 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,200 I mean he's right on the first one. I don't know why I don't know why there's no. 202 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,520 Is that that mean he's out of line but he's right. 203 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:30,880 I don't know why there's no one. The reason why they don't have a Phoenix Lord is because 204 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:36,160 warp spiders have like a one percent chance every time they do their little jump thing to just get 205 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:42,400 sucked into the warp and eaten by Shalinesh. Um so having a Phoenix Lord of them would be a bad 206 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:48,640 idea because Shalinesh just might eat him or her uh on a random Tuesday afternoon when he jumps 207 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:54,000 through the warp and rolls a one. A one percent chance each time. That is not like I mean technically 208 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:59,520 if we're going off of dice odds I think it's double ones. So whatever that is. One out of 12. 209 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:07,760 One out of 12 yeah. Maybe. Yeah. They're the bravest of them because they risk eternal damnation 210 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:13,600 every time they do their thing. Just to move 20 feet into the back line. Sure that's funny. 211 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,520 Just imagining a space marine watching them going skill issue as they're being eaten by Shalinesh. 212 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,480 All that riskiness. Although if it's Dawn of War it never happens and then the guy playing elder. 213 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:28,640 In the Dawn of War 2. Trailer. Trailer this one and it's really cool. He's he's nutty. Doesn't he get 214 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:34,000 crunked though? Yeah but he kills some space marines. Yeah but everyone in that trailer gets 215 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,480 ripped apart. The captain the moment the trailer ends gets probably gets bodied by the hive tyrant. 216 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:45,040 I know he's pretty hench I think he'd be fine. Shout out to that dreadnought though. The only 217 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:51,360 time I saw elder getting murdered was funny because I've come to destroy you. Flame throw. He lights 218 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:55,840 one on fire and just bashes the other one against the wall. The thing is we don't see what happens to him. He just 219 00:22:55,840 --> 00:23:00,640 like destroys two elders so then maybe the swive swarm lord like turns around he's just like 220 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:08,160 I don't like boats. I have come to destroy you. Shout out to the absolute mega like just the biggest balls ever on those 221 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:13,680 audio lines for the uh dreadnought in any Dawn of War game which is like none who live can survive 222 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:19,040 the flame and it's like oh my god beat my birthday party. All the space all the space 223 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:25,200 wrinkled still really hard for Dawn of War. Mother I am pregnant. It's Hal's birthday party trying to dance on the 224 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:32,480 dance floor knocking all the doors open. My favorite is their shelter has become their tomb. Oh yeah that's awesome. 225 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:39,600 But in dreadnought noise. So the next question was calling out a point for that one. 226 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:45,360 Big surprise. The next question was who was the first phoenix lord and who was the second and who 227 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:50,720 was the teacher of the phoenix lords. We have Hal. I think all of you guys got this. Nevermind. 228 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:03,440 Colin and Hal got this right. Azarim was the first. Jainzai was the second. Azarim taught them. 229 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:10,320 Uh Andy put Jackie Chan and Joseph Stalin. I almost want to give you half a point because I love Jackie Chan. 230 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:17,920 Damn. I didn't know he was um wait who taught who? It was Joseph Stalin. Oh yeah true. 231 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:22,160 Jackie Chan taught Joseph Stalin for sure. Yeah there was a time guy. That could have been a very 232 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:30,000 different outcome if it was the other way around. Okay and then the so Hal and Colin get a point for that. 233 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:35,760 And the last question of the intermediate section was the big one. Who was the following phoenix lord? 234 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:40,640 What is his original name? Who is he allegedly now? Who was the previous phoenix lord? 235 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,760 Sorry who was he the previous phoenix lord of and which phoenix lord did he battle for multiple days? 236 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:54,000 So first Andy says A. Steven Seagal. B. He is now the keeper of the M&M store at Piccadilly Circus. 237 00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:00,880 C. He is fought by Colonel Sanders. Very nice. There you go. I'll take it. I like that timeline. 238 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:07,680 It's the best I could do. How is Steven Seagal still like around? I don't get it. I have no idea man. 239 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:17,040 He shouldn't be. Does this make sense? He's like the Guy Fury of um acting. Yeah but like Guy Fury 240 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:23,280 is like charming. Yeah. Like an old old-fashioned goofy way. Although if you haven't seen that. 241 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:34,000 I don't think I want to. Just one dollar. One quarter. God. 242 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:40,720 Okay next question. Or sorry I haven't said the answer. You know what I'm trying to say. 243 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:50,640 Hal says Ra-Vor-Rasputin, Dark Elder Archon, and Mavon Ra. It was a good try. Colin says the right 244 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:56,000 answer which was Arrah was the Fallen. He's supposedly Drezar and he was the Phoenix Lord 245 00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:01,200 of the striking scorpions before Coranderous fought him and replaced him. And Hal got all 246 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:06,080 those correct so he gets three more points. Damn. Why? Would we like to hear the points so far? 247 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:13,440 Uh we'll save it for the end for the funny factor. Okay. They think he's um is he the 248 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:18,000 the one that kind of serves Vect isn't he? They think he's one of those guys. He's one of the 249 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:24,400 Occam. Is he an Occam? No he's just part of the- He's like Aztec. He's like- sorry. He's technically 250 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:31,040 part of- sorry. I do- do you- I- No it's alright. Oh sorry. Uh he's technically part of the uh 251 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:36,080 incubi except he doesn't really have an official position. He just walked in killed the guy in 252 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:41,360 charge and they gave him like a title just because like well we don't know what to do with this guy 253 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:45,840 because every time we try and get rid of him he kills whoever we send. And he is confirmed 254 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:50,160 to Phoenix Lord. He's not technically confirmed to be Aura but that was one of the answers for the 255 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:55,600 name the Phoenix Lords who have models. I think Jain Zahr killed him and then someone put on his 256 00:26:55,600 --> 00:27:02,320 armor like I'll take that and then uh Drezhar's back. Oh so the armor is still in possession of 257 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:08,320 him and it's not like it wasn't like- His spirit is still in the armor. Oh yes they are the armor 258 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:14,320 aren't they? Yes. All but two of them at this point. Yep. Oh fair enough. That's cool. Alright 259 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:24,000 uh so now we move on to the advanced section. The first question's a gimme. It is who is Phoenix 260 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,920 Lords- You say that. Remember the first question and I got that right. As much as we think this is 261 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:35,680 well known to us we will disappoint you so hard. All you have to do for my quiz is watch my shorts 262 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:44,000 on the topic and then you'll know all the answers. Okay who is the Phoenix Lord of the Shining Spears? 263 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:53,280 And he's already typing. Have we already said this answer so far? Uh yeah I think so. 264 00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:02,720 Oh actually Colin didn't say this one. Wow. He does know it. Oh no no never mind. It wasn't part 265 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,520 of the first answer because the first this guy doesn't have a model. 266 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:16,720 Shining Spears? Oh I don't even know bro. This was in my slaneche quiz I'm just saying. I know it was. 267 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:24,320 That was- Wait I remember. I think like eight months eight or nine months ago at this point. 268 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:30,400 I don't know I'm elder intolerant I can't sustain knowledge. It just doesn't go in and stay there. 269 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:36,480 Please don't criticize me too harshly for spelling. I tried. All right Hal do you got an answer? 270 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:48,800 Not a good one. Join the club. Oh bro I mean- He killed Nikari I think or yeah I'm pretty sure 271 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:55,040 that's the one he killed. Is that the one from as in no it's in the book it's the Yunari book. 272 00:28:55,040 --> 00:29:03,120 I don't know possibly. Colin I'm looking for any hint on the Yunari. Yeah I don't think he's in 273 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:10,800 the Yunari book. I'm sure you are. Oh god um I just gotta give something there. 274 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,440 I can't even think of anything I literally just- 275 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,240 Next question who is Azzerman's brightest pupil? 276 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,880 Oh who is his brightest pupil? It's not James R I'll give you that. 277 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:35,680 Who's his- Just a guess then at this point. We say that whoever's the- I mean I can only see the 278 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:43,920 disappointment I don't know. I know it's wrong. I will change my answer then. Screw it. I don't care. 279 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:51,840 Okay and you could have at least guessed what are the eight names that we've said so far. 280 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:58,720 I've forgotten them all. That's their problem they're so forgettable unless you play Eldar. 281 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:09,440 Anime names and I'm like oh I don't remember. Cloud. They are kind of before anime like hit 282 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:14,240 it because even in their first edition drawings of the art they're still kind of- 283 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,080 Are you saying that Eldar are like the hipsters of anime like we were anime before. 284 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:24,160 Well they're meant to be they're meant to be not as much Power Ranger anime and a bit more 285 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:30,400 like samurai I guess in a way. So they're the Eldar Ginyu force bro. 286 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:37,440 Bruh I mean I have the I hate to say it but I don't like I love like the aspects of like 287 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:43,680 wood elves. Their kind of art style. I like I do like the Drukhari ones. I just find the Eldar 288 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:48,400 particularly in Warhammer to be it's just too Power Ranger like too much like a Power Ranger 289 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,120 for me. It's down voted. It's too nice. I was- I was hoping it's been down voted officially. 290 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:59,120 Do you know the actual model I do like though is the um howling banshee though. That's one 291 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:04,480 like oh that's kind of- The only new ones. Yeah like they look cool though and- I actually 292 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:11,040 upgraded my striking scorpions to striking scorpions. Wow. Look they were resin for 20 293 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:15,840 like 25 years. I'll take it. Yeah it is a passive now. I have the I have the artel ones anyways that 294 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:22,480 are still nicer. Didn't I see some new models that they've just released or they're kind of 295 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:28,960 like the same model but slightly taller. But has it like how long has that kind of model has been 296 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:35,440 released? Uh 30 years. A long time. Wow. I do think though that out of all the aspect shrines 297 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:41,840 the striking scorpions needed it the late the least probably. The warp spiders needed it a lot 298 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:46,720 more I think. I think that they always don't. The warp spiders needed it the most. Yeah. I think 299 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:51,680 the Dire Avengers needed it the least because they're like the least exotic ones. They just 300 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:57,840 need to stand there and point a gun. Yeah. What's the um uh ex is it ex no what's the other 301 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:03,040 faction of Eldar that are the kind of- Exodites. Exodites. They still they haven't done a kill 302 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:07,920 team for exodites yet and that's still a cry one by 40k what else. I sent Colin some 303 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,240 artel exodites the other day they got worms and stuff that they're riding. 304 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:19,520 All right. Good job everyone. Next question. It's a big one worth a billion million points. 305 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:26,400 Um in its name the phoenix lord's unique weapons. Oh. Uh. 306 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,680 Damn. I think I know one of them. 307 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,640 And then it's just gonna have to start making up crap but that's kind of what 308 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,240 GW authors do for a living. Sorry. I can get creative. 309 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:50,240 Um. They've got the they've got the they've got the shooty shuriken gun. They've got the 310 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:57,600 shooty mchoot face. They've got the run away from space marines shoes. They've got. We can just 311 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,160 throw out names at this point. Like what's a good name for a weapon at this point. Muda Masa. 312 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,480 That's a terraria. 313 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:10,720 Oh. That's. What's the. It's like was it the legendary 314 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,600 katana forge master from Japan made that weapon and then it's like had a big. 315 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,920 It's like it's even in dark souls. I think just one of those fun weapons. 316 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:25,680 Like it's called on a musha. That was a good game series. No one's played it. 317 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,200 Bro. I'm just struggling. 318 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,520 I'm more than a one. Have you called it is a colon. Have you got all of these. 319 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:40,400 I have one of them. You won't see it viewers but he's actually leaning back in his chair with his 320 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,240 hands at the back of his head looking really satisfied with himself because he knows he's 321 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:50,720 got a really big. He doesn't know his house and pull out every phoenix lord's like hell. 322 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,360 One of you guys doesn't pull out. I wouldn't even let's leave it on the that's not even. 323 00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:01,520 It's so far the table before this round even started I jotted down zero on all of my talents 324 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,200 just because I thought that was where it was going and I was not proven wrong. 325 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,200 So I will do a space me one soon and it'll be fun. 326 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,400 Does anyone know that was the name of Malgun Ra's like. 327 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,360 Big names literally in it. 328 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:25,200 What. Oh maybe it's like. 329 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,720 I'm collecting my answers currently because there's a lot of. 330 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:40,800 I miss I don't know. I'm just really enjoying that house squirming a bit and he doesn't look 331 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:45,920 very I'm trying. I'm actually I'm generally doing great. You're doing great. You're doing great. 332 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:53,680 You're not doing great whispers in silence. He's not doing great. Okay. Let's see. I have three 333 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:58,800 messages. I think I said one of the names I gave you guys a hint earlier in the day. 334 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:08,320 I can't bro. You're asking and I'm trying. Very nice answer from from handy. Oh no. 335 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,480 Just for people listening that Colin can you explain. 336 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:16,080 Because obviously a lot of people don't really maybe have a lot of knowledge on Phoenix Lords. 337 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:21,040 Can you explain why is everyone sleeping on it and why not why they sleep on it. 338 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,240 Why they shouldn't be sleeping on the Phoenix Lords. 339 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:30,640 Because they're basically the Eldar Primarchs they set up the they had a hand in the path systems. 340 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:34,080 They basically set up the Eldar military as it stands today. 341 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:40,000 They're part of the reason there are still Eldar because they show up the biggest battles of fate 342 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:45,840 to keep the Eldar going. They're some of the only people in the setting who are actively preparing 343 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:52,160 for like the final showdown compared to like the Imperium who's running around putting out fires. 344 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,360 Like you know no offense to Gillam and he's doing the best of what he's got. 345 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:59,520 But currently he's really just looking at five million different battle reports and going like 346 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:07,040 what can I save. Whereas the Eldar are like right we're all in this one big boat in space. 347 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,120 We can pick and choose our battles and the Phoenix Lords are the ones who lead those charges. 348 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,120 Whereas the everyone else is a lot more reactionary. 349 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,960 I guess the orcs are really reactionary but they don't they don't have any plot. 350 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,920 I have a question. Yeah oh boy. 351 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,480 How many books do they have? I don't want to answer that. 352 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:29,600 I saw one on audible and it was like an hour and a half long. 353 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:35,600 Can we still add to our answers? My answer to that is author bias. 354 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,200 Truly. Can we still add to our answers just random guesses? 355 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:46,640 Sure sure. I'm just gonna put random things that sound like soulmates. 356 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:51,680 You're really close with some of these Hal but that's about it. 357 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:56,640 I'll give you 10 seconds. I won't add any more because why not. 358 00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,120 I'm close enough at least. Okay so that was the last that was the 359 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:05,920 third one of the advanced bonus question afterwards. So the first question was who 360 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:13,040 are the Phoenix Lord of the Shining Spears? Hal says Guppy and he says Danica Patrick. 361 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:20,960 Danica Patrick. Isn't that the nascar racer? Yeah she was in sonic sega racing game. 362 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:26,320 I remember she was on the first one and he was like what why is she racing in this sega game? 363 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:31,280 It's weird. Colin had it wrong but then he corrected himself. It is Drastanta. 364 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,160 Drastanta? Drastanta. 365 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:42,800 Oh Drastanta like Stant? He got a Ser Acerbund killed for the first time on 366 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:49,120 accident. How did he do that? Well Acerbund lost to Nikari and then Drastanta killed Nikari. 367 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:54,640 Because the Drastanta guy's a he's a bit of a glory hog so he went out to go get some glory 368 00:37:54,640 --> 00:38:00,160 and Acerbund had to fight the Keeper of Secrets alone and this was when they were still the first 369 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:05,440 incarnation of themselves so they didn't have 10,000 years. They didn't know if he was going to come back. 370 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:10,320 Yeah there was that and they didn't have 10,000 years of souls layered on top of themselves so 371 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:16,400 it was basically one normal dude versus a Nikari. But Drastanta beat Nikari. He did then. Pretty 372 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:21,200 awesome. If only they would give him a model instead of saying that his armor is lost somewhere and 373 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:29,200 they don't know where or whatever or he's out by himself goofing off like uh he's going con mode 374 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:34,000 right now I guess. That whole sentence said his armor is lost that's the most mundane thing I've 375 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:39,920 heard in Warhammer lore ever. It's missing innit. That's basically what they do to them if they 376 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:44,720 don't want to like make anything like do anything with it. They even updated the fighting spears. 377 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:50,000 That's all of humanity's technology. Where is it all their lost? Yep. Yeah we still have a 378 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,800 stamina drama it's fine. All right the Primarchs are missing most of them. Yeah 379 00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:02,960 people's dads are missing. At least they got their own books. All right all right um Colin got a 380 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:10,480 point for that one naturally. My shock. Next was who is Azurman's brightest pupil. Colin also had 381 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,080 this wrong I think but then he corrected it. No that's not that's not that's wrong he had this one 382 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:20,480 right from the beginning. It was Hal who corrected this one after I sent him a sad gif. A sad stitch 383 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:26,000 gif. Randy said Scytema from One Punch Man which is a nice answer. Oh that would be cool. What was 384 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:35,680 the real answer? Colin and Hal both gave me Baharoth. Hey. He's the one who's like kind of in 385 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:42,960 black armoury looks like quite cool doesn't he? He's like blue gray blue I'd call it. He looks more 386 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,600 like I guess he's meant to be like more is he is it more stealthy or is it kind of more? No he's 387 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:54,160 just fast. Uh he's they're the swooping hawks they just fly in. Yeah they're the hope of the goblins. 388 00:39:54,160 --> 00:40:00,480 Or do they just? Because I know the lady ones they scream at people because they're like really 389 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:05,920 emotional about it. That's the Raven Guard. I do have a quick question though. Do because they're 390 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:13,360 all seem to be like some there's like a few ones that like animal specific uh I'm guessing like 391 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,880 did in Warhammer does even Eldar like do they have scorpions? Like they're and they're just straight 392 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:23,520 up. Supposedly they're all like creatures from Eldar myth but when you look for those Eldar 393 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:29,840 myths GW hasn't ridden them. Maybe the the name of the thing came before the the bit explaining it 394 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:35,440 is like look the Eldar is 65 million years old they probably put the animals on earth to begin 395 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:39,680 with. I just like the idea of them fighting the red scorpions one day and they go you call that a 396 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:47,520 scorpion that's a that's not a scorpion. It's a dude in power armor. Hmm. Can I just like an actual 397 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:53,440 hawk and then just go and like uh excuse me that's my IP thank you very much and then GW immediately 398 00:40:53,440 --> 00:41:04,000 comes in with the GW copyright slap on the natural hawk. Okay oh the next question uh it was you guys 399 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:10,640 certainly gave me some answers. Why you sound like disappointed bro we tried. Hal gave me, 400 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:18,560 Hal is close but no points. He says Azur Blade, Swooping Blade, Reaper, Spiky McSpiky Face, 401 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,360 Shuriken Blade, Twilight, Mug Unraw, Wrath. You had some of the right words but they weren't in 402 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:32,400 the right sequence. Collin says uh let's see Muggatar which is one correct uh cockglobber 403 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:47,680 Glock Cobbler, Moldy Vtuber Body Pillow, Boddy's Bo-D-D-Y, Galmaraz, Mudick, and 50 Cent Blood in the Sand. 404 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:55,760 Collin I have a question. What was the Mudick? Did you actually know all of these but you were just trying to flex how much you know. No I had no idea what anything 405 00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:02,720 beyond the Muggatar was. He got Muggatar right. So you get one point. He gets one point. 406 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:12,080 Did you say Mudick or something? Mudick. M-U-H-D-I-C-K. Sounds like a Pokemon. Mudick. Not Mudkid, Mudick. 407 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,160 I'm the Phoenix Hold Summit Mudick. It's what Fweegun uses in close combat. 408 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:21,040 He whips it out. That was my favorite answer. He said hey Eli I'm really enjoying the quiz and I have no idea 409 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:26,720 what the answer is. I think over the last year we've uh fostering a really cool friendship and I love you. 410 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:31,920 Please may I have a point? Smiley face. Give him the point. Yeah you can have a point Andy. 411 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,680 Damn killing the kindness. 412 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:45,760 That's so sweet man. So what are our point standings at right now Andy? So I have two points. 413 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:53,040 Hal has three and Colin has eight and a half. Let's fucking go. What was the correct answers for the 414 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:57,360 answers? Oh sorry yeah. Azurmin has the sword of Azur and the bloody twins. 415 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:05,840 Baharoth has the shining blade. Justranda has the celestial lance and the crown of the seventh sky. 416 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:14,080 Fweegun has fire pike. Irelith has the spear of starlight. I put twilight just as a guess. 417 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:26,000 He's a big fan of the books. Karandras has scorpion's bite and Aurra's bane which was I gave you a hint earlier but whatever. 418 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Magonra has the Magatar and Jainzarr has zai, moren and Jannes more which is silent death and 419 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:40,000 something else that I forgot. Doesn't Jainzarr have the one that looks like a caffron wheel? 420 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:47,680 Yeah she has the little tricycle thing. Damn was it was it it wasn't Azur blade it was something 421 00:43:47,680 --> 00:44:00,560 Azur. Sword of Azur. So close. Pain. Okay bonus question. Hal if you get this right I'll give you five and a half points. 422 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:07,680 What? Excuse me? Colin smash again. He's not one more than one. 423 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:12,000 Andy I thought why was Andy the only one to win? There's no way any of you get this I'm not gonna lie. 424 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:18,240 Oh fair enough. I'd be amazed if you guys knew this one guy's name. After Andy's imploring 425 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:22,000 lovely sweet answer and it's like yeah. Sure you know if Andy gets this he wins. 426 00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:30,400 So the bonus question is actually a quick one and you have to get both of them to get the 427 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:36,160 points. There's only two to my knowledge I'm gonna double check that. Yeah there's only two 428 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,960 and I want you to name me the two phoenix lords who do not have models. 429 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:52,400 Damn. I'd be surprised if Colin even has the other one. 430 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:58,640 Well this is definitely not gonna be a last minute victory. It's probably one of the ones we've 431 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:04,160 Colin's definitely named it earlier damn it. If I can only remember. We haven't said this name the whole time. 432 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:11,920 Okay. 433 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:19,200 Okay um that's the best I can do. 434 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,320 Oh I just gotta go for something but it's not even an actual answer. 435 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:36,240 Oh this is disappointing. I'm sorry Eldar. And I also like how as the quiz has progressed 436 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:41,920 Colin has gotten closer and closer to the monitor so you can see his grin getting physically bigger. 437 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:51,360 It's like really an hour of Eldar propaganda. Soon he'll be flexing his biceps being like oh 438 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:55,280 yes. I'm not gonna do that because then I'm just gonna I'm just gonna feel vaguely upset. 439 00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:06,400 So the answers we have here we have Andy with Sun Tzu and Billy Mays. Billy Mays here. 440 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,840 Billy Mays here making Eldar relevant again. 441 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,200 Special TV offer watch me crush this fat fight. 442 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,720 I should have put uh I should put Tucker Carlson and Jon Stewart. 443 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,040 I like I like your Virgil and Dante answer Hal that was Al's answer. 444 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:29,680 And Colin says Pippa and Tanner. Tanner goes to the movies for the people who know what that means 445 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,640 all two of you. That's a silly thing to say on the it's it'll make someone happy out there. 446 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,080 And unfortunately all those answers are wrong obviously. 447 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,600 Did Colin know it or was he just just messing around? 448 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,880 No I don't I don't remember. 449 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:43,680 No okay. 450 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,480 One of these is like 451 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:50,000 I don't know it until I look it up and I forget right afterwards so I don't blame you. 452 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,040 The Eldar effect. 453 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,080 Oh rude it's true. 454 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,080 Okay all right okay all right. 455 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:56,720 So mean. 456 00:46:56,720 --> 00:47:02,400 This guy also has no lore at all so I'll read you hit what he has on the wiki afterwards. 457 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,200 So the answers are just down so which we said before and 458 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:09,120 Emin Harakt who's being explored of the Eagle Pilots. 459 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,120 I don't know what he's saying. 460 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:14,880 Emin Harakt who's Phoenix Lord of the Eagle Pilots. 461 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:20,080 Oh yeah I remember because doesn't his name like just translate to fighter pilot so he might not even be a Phoenix Lord. 462 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,080 His name is fighter pilot. 463 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:28,080 Of the Azarian Eagle Pilots is Ammon Harakt determined in the Eldar Elexcon that literally translates into Logothic as fighter pilot. 464 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:32,480 Little else is known about the Phoenix Lord other than that he founded the Eagle Pilot aspect. 465 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:38,160 And everyone has a go about Ferus Manus in his eye and hands and that's even more on the nose to an extent. 466 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,360 No it isn't because that's at least in pretend language. 467 00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,360 Not Latin. 468 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,360 What's it meant to mean in language? 469 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,360 What does it mean in Eldari then? 470 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,360 Because obviously in Idlogothic it probably doesn't translate correctly then. 471 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,360 Well they literally translate into Logothic as fighter pilot. 472 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,360 Bruh. 473 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,360 Can't believe they didn't that dirty. 474 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,360 That's actually pretty... 475 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,360 That's aggressively bad lore. 476 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:05,360 I know. 477 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:11,360 I don't even know what the... I think the Eagle Pilots must be like Crimson Hunters and stuff right? 478 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,360 I don't know. 479 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,360 Let's see. 480 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:19,360 They like their Eagle Pilots take exultant pleasure in the arts of aerial combat. 481 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,360 Yeah I think they're just the pilots in general. 482 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,360 They're just pilots. 483 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:31,360 Sounds like dudes are really good glider instructor and he's like, yes this is me, I'm an aspect warrior. 484 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:37,360 Yeah I guess so but the Phoenix Sword doesn't really exist. 485 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,360 I don't know. 486 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,360 There's the quiz fellas. 487 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,360 Colin wins! 488 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,360 Easy clap. 489 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:49,360 I expected a little bit more points from the rest of you. 490 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,360 I was close on some of them and really far away in all the rest. 491 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,360 I'm finally getting another dart. 492 00:48:55,360 --> 00:49:01,360 All I'm saying is I know nothing about Eldar and I was only one point behind Hal. 493 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:05,360 To be fair I grovelled for a point, but still. 494 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,360 I don't really know anything about them. 495 00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:13,360 Colin I scratched your back, I expect a Necron quiz next time. 496 00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,360 We'll see what we can do chief. 497 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,360 Or Eldar. 498 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,360 Or the very least Dark Elves. 499 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,360 More senos lore. 500 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,360 Electric Boogaloo or something. 501 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,360 Oh man that was difficult. 502 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,360 That was good though. 503 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,360 That was a lot of names. 504 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,360 A lot of names. 505 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,360 That's just how it is though. 506 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:41,360 Let us know in the comments how you did or if I said anything incorrectly and you need to come to my door and beat me up. 507 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,360 That's alright. 508 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,360 People need to hear more about them though don't they? 509 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,360 Like all this. 510 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,360 It's annoying how GW are handling. 511 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:59,360 We've said it before amongst ourselves, Eldar and Elves in other franchises. 512 00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,360 They're like oh that's the main character. 513 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,360 People like that as the main characters. 514 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:09,360 Or the most popular faction in Summon God. 515 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,360 And in Blam they just absolutely don't give a shit about them. 516 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:17,360 They really don't give them any of the love that they deserve. 517 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,360 Which can be. 518 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:23,360 It's because every GW writer who likes Elves is working on Age of Sigmar. 519 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,360 I got a question. 520 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:31,360 Is there a book during the point where they have their downfall and Surnash is like hello? 521 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,360 I feel like that would be a good... 522 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,360 I know there's at least a short story. 523 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,360 The one with Aaserman and Jainsaur. 524 00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:41,360 Is it just a book that's Aaserman the Hand of Assyrian? 525 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,360 Yeah I assume so. 526 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,360 Is that the one and a half hour one that's really brief? 527 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,360 I think it's longer than that. 528 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,360 It might be that one. 529 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:53,360 It's him and his brother and then Surnash invades and his brother dies. 530 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,360 He puts his soul in the thing. 531 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,360 Etc. 532 00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,360 Another one where he finds the young girl. 533 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:09,360 And then they're being swarmed by the enveloping wave of Surnash demon stuff around them. 534 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,360 And then that girl eventually becomes Jainsaur I think. 535 00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,360 At least we got the Inari. 536 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,360 The Dewey? 537 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:23,360 They're definitely in the setting. 538 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,360 What was your honest opinions on the Inari at the moment? 539 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,360 At the moment? 540 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,360 I'm not gonna lie. 541 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,360 They could have gone different ways with the Eldar lore. 542 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,360 Eldar Goths. 543 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,360 Or they could have brought them in and kept talking about them. 544 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,360 And even given them actual rules. 545 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:45,360 With this current edition though. 546 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,360 Them being top of the competitive. 547 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,360 As of the time of recording. 548 00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,360 They are very much apps. 549 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,360 They are making a lot of people hate them. 550 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,360 But also make people play it. 551 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,360 Usually people have the most competitive armies. 552 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:03,360 They usually get a lot more people buying those armies. 553 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,360 Just because it's more fun to play them. 554 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:09,360 And then eventually with this research. 555 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,360 People might go, oh we can actually sell Eldar models. 556 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,360 And therefore we can sell Eldar lore. 557 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,360 Please. 558 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:21,360 We got our two year update to one of the Aspect Warriors. 559 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,360 We've got to wait another two years for the next one. 560 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:27,360 It's better than the 30 year update we were with. 561 00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:31,360 We're just thinking over 30 years we'll get some more models. 562 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:35,360 Just to type another 30 pry bars into edits. 563 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:39,360 Would it kill them to make the Eldar characters? 564 00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,360 Would it really hurt that bad? 565 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,360 Yes it would. 566 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,360 You can sell these little tiny plastic men for $50 a guy. 567 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,360 It's infinite profit. 568 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,360 It would probably cost them $2 to make. 569 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,360 Not even. 570 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,360 I'd do like 3 cents. 571 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,360 Yeah, you're right. 572 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,360 It's just plastic. 573 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,360 Plastic isn't expensive. 574 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,360 You just have to finish paying the artists and stuff. 575 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,360 Yeah, but that's a one time fee. 576 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,360 Well hopefully we get a lot more of that in the future. 577 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:15,360 Because again, 40k is one of the few ones where it just suffers from... 578 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,360 Oh man, can't wait for... 579 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,360 It's Space Marine the Space Marine. 580 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,360 It's a little bit... 581 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,360 And they can be other... 582 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,360 It's more interesting where the Xenos and Chaos things are. 583 00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:31,360 But they are more interesting than actual Space Marine lore most of the time. 584 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,360 Although don't obviously dismiss it. 585 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:39,360 With that being said though guys, I think that was the Phoenix Lords quiz. 586 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,360 It's done. 587 00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,360 Me and Andy. 588 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,360 I'm certainly here. 589 00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:53,360 We participated as people who don't know as much as we probably should do on Xenos lore. 590 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:57,360 Have you done Eldor videos on your channel, Andy? 591 00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:01,360 The only Xenos I've done currently is the Orcs. 592 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:05,360 Though I will be doing a whole month of some Xenos lore very soon. 593 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,360 Turning a new stone. 594 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:13,360 But I've got to make a new character for the channel because I can't have the remembrance of doing it. 595 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,360 It's like, no it's a nice thing. 596 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,360 Xenos, like when I did October I was like, they've jacked the transmission. Kick them out. 597 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:23,360 The Orcs, was it like the Forghettr or something? 598 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:31,360 I must admit it has been amusing watching Colin's cheek muscles ache from all the grinning he's been doing this entire episode. 599 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:35,360 For effort he has been smiling throughout the entire recording. 600 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:39,360 This is my first win in forever. 601 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,360 It's my second one total. 602 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,360 I want to say it's your first win this year. 603 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:49,360 So he's won Eldor, Phoenix Lord and Khorne right? 604 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,360 That's it. 605 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,360 You have to really know something to be able to hate it. 606 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:59,360 So true. 607 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:03,360 We hope people listening did enjoy some Xenos love here. 608 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,360 Again if you enjoy this stuff, give us suggestions for quizzes. 609 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,360 And also there's the question of the week if you didn't already answer that. 610 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,360 Obviously please make the answers. 611 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,360 Go for it. Make it funny. 612 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:19,360 Oh no, not just the question of the week. This is a quiz. 613 00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,360 No question of the week here. 614 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,360 The Eldor of knowledge has addled his brain as an all-wins. 615 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:29,360 There were ten questions of the week. 616 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,360 I went into autopilot there. 617 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:35,360 Just give us suggestions for different things you'd like to be quizzed on. 618 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:41,360 It can be weird topics if you want. 619 00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:45,360 If it's like Spaceman, like, Gloriana style ships, go for it. 620 00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:49,360 Anything that we can use to stump Hal so he doesn't win in the next fight. 621 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:53,360 Bro, I just answered the questions. 622 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,360 And you're like, how dare you? 623 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:59,360 Yeah, we hope you guys enjoyed this one. 624 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,360 And we'll see you on the next one. Peace. 625 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,360 Bye. 626 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,360 Bye everyone. Take care. 627 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,360 Bye.