the final showdown compared to like the Imperium who's running around putting out fires.
Like you know, no offense to Gillam and he's doing the best of what he's got.
But currently he's really just looking at five million different battle reports and going like,
what can I save? Whereas the elder are like, right, we're all in this one big boat in space.
We can pick and choose our battles. The Phoenix Lords are the ones who lead those charges.
Whereas everyone else is a lot more reactionary. I guess the orcs are really reactionary,
but they don't have any plot. I have a question.
Yeah. Oh boy. How many books do they have?
I don't want to answer that. I saw one on audible and it was like an hour
and a half long. Can we still add to our answers?
My answer to that is author bias.
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to Law Crimes. And it's time for another quiz this
time. I know we've had a few quizzes recently where someone in particular has been having a bit of a
being a bit smug because he never loses. I have never been smug about it.
Daddy's talking. Daddy's talking.
No, I think it's fair to say that this quiz that Eli is helming might be tailored specifically
to give one of the rest of us a chance of winning. But today we are covering,
we're covering a topic that I don't think I'll get any points on, but it'll be fun either way.
Eli, would you like to say what we're covering today? What you are quiz mastering for us?
The Phoenix Lords, baby. So if Hal wins this one, he is officially kicked off of Law Crimes.
I make so much of the stuff, please. We did a poll on the last quiz, I think it was during
its premiere and I think it was 66% of the audience said we should kick him off Law Crimes if he gets
10 wins. He knows too much lore to be a law criminal. Yeah, it's not fair. Imagine being
punished for knowing Warhammer lore on a Warhammer lore channel. Making us all look bad. Well,
with that said, we should just get into it. This is an easy quiz. You'll get points, Andy.
So will your audience. I expect some 100%. The audience can pause and look it up anytime they
want points. Yeah. Okay, so the first question of the beginner section is the Phoenix Lords are
each the founders of a what? And I mean, I'll take two answers. Oh, okay. There's only one right
answer, but I'll take two because it's close enough. Well, this is meant to be the easy one, isn't it? I
guess. I think I did it. I kind of I mean, is that there's just to clarify, there's an exact name for
what they are. Oh, oh, maybe not. Or it's just how being nasty and trying to put seeds of doubt so we
can know that he can he can hoodwink us and then we get in trouble because we we get an obvious
question on because how's being manipulative? Andy, are you sure that's your answer? Yeah,
it's all I got. Every time I hear hoodwinked, I think of that awful 3d animation like Red
Riding Hood movie. All right, moving on. Yeah, this is the easy bro, we have no chance. Name me
all the Phoenix Lords who have models. Are we are we saying right now or who had models before?
Or like like if you look yeah like like just all them who have had models including the old one had models.
I like how I've only done the first question and Eli's already sent me two gifts one of Steve Harvey
looking severe and one of a guy who's semi naked just saying please my bro in a shouting manner so
I'm doing well. Who have had models as in like even really old. Not like first edition like epic
models just like regular 40k. My wife has delivered me two fries. That's all we deserve. Absolutely
brilliant. I did see on your camera just something being offered as like oh no one offers me
G wave edibles. Shot in the dark. I'll fully admit I butchered his name. Thing is Colin's been
ominously quiet this whole quiz and this is his wheelhouse so I'm a bit afraid.
Let me let me send another gift to Andy. I kind of remember one of their names because shout out to
Monster Hunter if anyone here's played that game. There's a similar,
uh, I do play like ones on PSP even then back then. One of them prior to world.
Oh I mean my me and my my my boys have actually completed Monster Hunter world.
The fatalis is dead. What was your weapon of choice? Oh I did um I oh it has to be great
sword though. I can't my beloved just because it can block as well as do the absolute heavy
chunk attacks. I'm a I'm a kinset glaive man myself. Oh he disgusts me. I'm sorry I can fly
and you can't. Exactly I'm jealous. I'm not I won't even lie straight up jealous. All right
last question of the B intersection. You gotta get this one. Explain to me why they're called
phoenix lords. Just give me the general concept. Oh right I don't know this one. Let's go for it.
Or just guess. Just guess what phoenixes do. There's a it starts off with a certain state
in America and that's where it all began.
Oh I kind of. The competitive scene does baby.
Why are they winning in the competitive scene? I've not I don't play competitive so I don't know.
Because they're rules are just objectively better and because they they make your dice odds better
than everyone else's dice odds and in the dice game that's just makes you win. I think I think
right isn't it they changed to once a phase or is it like once a battle round? They changed the
they changed the strands of fate to once a phase but each unit still gets to roll reroll their hit
and wound roll so yeah and they still can move out of sequence and stuff. And they hit like trucks.
Yeah how they're so skinny. Well because they are they're supposed to be glass cannons. They explode.
Yeah it's a bit more canon. Less glass to be honest. Unless you're running a wraith list or
have Cain or a phoenix lord. Yeah all right everyone send in their answers for that I think.
I don't feel confident. I don't think actually that fragile come to think about it. No. How much do you think they could kill a Primark?
A one-on-one? Phoenix lord I would say so. Depends on the author. I'd say yeah that's the better.
Moggon, Moggon, Ron, Fugin could one v one if a Primark in my opinion. Maybe even like
Corandras and Baharoth but I think Corandras got uh screwed over by a certain author at one point so I don't know.
Moggon Ron wouldn't do a Primark he just carries melter guns around with them like they're candy.
Is it like they could one v one a Gilliman or they would oh yeah I think Fugin could actually kill
Gilliman. Fugin's a freaking badass. Why do they sound like anime characters? Because they are.
They're the Power Ranger enemy. All right let's go through the first section. Okay so the phoenix
lords are the founders of what? Disappointed. Disappointed. This is not good. So first Andy says
craft world. Hal says elites her Eldar elite cadre. We're getting closer. Colin says aspect for aspect
warriors which is correct. I was looking for aspect warriors or aspect shrine so calling is wrong.
Whoo. Okay what is an aspect? I've never heard of an aspect before. It's like the Dire Avengers
the Toobin Hawks. It sounds like some weird ass. It's their whole thing. I thought that was the name of
Hawks. I thought their thing was being extinct more or less. Yeah they don't care. And they fire
up in craft worlds. They help put the path system into place. Let's see oh I think I got Colin on
this one. He didn't get all of them. How many answers are there? There's one two three four five
six seven eight correct. Wait are they worth a point each? Wait all of them are models. Oh obviously they like rip.
We'll call this a two pointer because it wasn't that hard in my opinion. Sorry. Hal did okay. He said
James R, Malgon Ra, Azur Minn, Fugin Bahara. That's five out of eight so we'll give you
we'll just give you one point for that. Sorry buddy. Andy says one point one point two one there you go.
One point two. Poor Andy. I'm not doing point two. I'm not doing point two. I'm not doing point two. I'm not putting in a quarter point.
I'll take the single point. I'll take the single point. Okay Andy you get I don't even want to give you a half point but I will.
You said Jane's R with a question mark. Jane's R is correct. We were talking about her before the stream started.
I know Jane's R because Jane's R is in uh the Nightlord's books right and gets whacked so I was like oh yeah.
No she gets suicide barbed. Yeah. And then Eldrad Ulthran. No. Oh my god. No. That's the only two Eldra's.
You know what it's in the right ballpark kind of. And then and then Legolas who I'd say is closer to a Phoenix Lord than Eldrad.
Yeah probably. And Colin says Jane's R, Irioleth, Azur Minn, Fugin, Mugun, Rabaharth, Grand Dress.
Which are all correct. There's one more which I won't say the answer of because it's part of the next question.
Uh oh. So Colin I'll give you one and a half points just because you missed the last one.
I'll take it. All right I should probably keep track of your guys' points. Shouldn't.
Don't worry I'm keeping I'm keeping because I'm not gonna get many points I'm doing the tracking of tallies.
I'll do something useful this quiz. All right. My pleasure. So out of the intermediate uh Colin's looking really good.
Oh we didn't do the little pre-game thing where we asked everyone how like confident they are.
Great. I think it's obvious to be honest. I think they don't think we really need to ask that.
I think the results speak for themselves to be honest. Yeah. It's a it's a very good line of like progression from
from imbecile to Colin. You know when someone says the results speak for themselves you're not it's not good.
Oh man. All right so intermediate section there's one aspect shrine with no phoenix lord and which one is it?
So do we only have two questions on that last one? Wait there was a third one which was oh
oh sorry yeah I didn't say our answers for that. Sorry sorry sorry I was looking at my gifts I sent Andy.
The shame gifts I received. Okay I see okay uh so let's start with that. The third question sorry was
why are they called phoenix lords? How is their incarnations to the powers of the dead gods?
They were created and trained by okay that's part of the next question uh
uh so he gets a point. Why is he getting away though? I don't they're called phoenix lords at least
maybe Colin can correct me this is wrong but last time I checked they're called phoenix lords because
they don't die and when someone puts on their armor they're reborn like a phoenix. That is why
they call them phoenix lords. Are they not the incarnations of the dead eldar pantheon? No.
Yeah okay let's see what Andy says. Andy says they're reborn like in old timey mythos and I'll
give you a half point for that because yeah wait I got half point on how I got zero or did you get
half? Because you said they're reborn which is close enough for me. Yeah I think so yeah.
On an eldar quiz no less. I'm happy now. I'm gonna lose but I'm happy now.
Collet says when they die they inhabit their armor and then return to life when it is dawned
again like a phoenix rising from the ashes. Pretend I said this in a shadow of the hedgehog voice.
When they die they inhabit I can't do it I don't know how to do shadow of the hedgehog. I tried. I'm sordic with a gun.
All right so call me the chaos emeralds or I'll shoot you with my glock.
All right have you guys all sent your answers for the next question? Maybe not.
There's one aspect shrine without a phoenix lord and which one is it?
This is question four. Yes sir. I don't know how to spell this one. You can add if you want an extra
half point you can tell me why.
It's just to check Colin got the point for that third question.
Oh yeah. This is difficult. People who are in the chat right now uh I wish you guys could help me.
Maybe is there possibly a hint in what you said earlier about
um I'm keeping that to myself. I don't want to give away.
What was the question again? Which which aspect shrine doesn't have a phoenix lord?
It's like you can tell me why if you feel like an overachiever.
I kind of got a night. I really hope I've kind of got this one right because there's one that
uh was mentioned and has Andy submitted his answer before I say anything.
Oh no Eli is it that bad? No I'm hoping it's the one that Eli mentioned.
You're missing the question Hal. I'll give you another chance.
There's an aspect shrine with no phoenix lord ever.
Oh ever? Yeah don't have one. He doesn't. Oh so I need to name the shrine.
Oh I'm okay name the shrine then. Yes the aspect warrior type.
I'm feeling confident.
Think uh think Don of War. I don't have a good idea. Okay all right I'll give you 10 seconds out.
10 9 I can't change the second part. 5 there you go. Okay thanks for the I almost
didn't do it. I sent the same gif as a response. Oh my gosh okay. I don't know bro.
Next question who was the first phoenix lord and who was the second
and who was the teacher of the phoenix lords who was also the first.
I'll just say that I did read all of this before.
Hal you already said this one. So we have to have two people yeah? Yes. Right.
I think I actually know this one because I think I know this short story.
Well you're thinking I as always have more would you rathers to fill the time.
Oh god here we go. Yes. It seems everyone answered this one quick we'll save it for the next
next great brain teaser. Okay um let's see who is the fallen phoenix lord what is his
original name and who is he allegedly now. Thirdly who was he the previous phoenix lord of
and which phoenix lord did he battle for multiple days. I'll give you three points for this question.
Can you repeat all that? Okay so first part of the question who is the fallen phoenix lord and what
is his original name okay uh who is he supposedly now because he's there's potentially a character
who he is in the setting now and lastly who was he the previous phoenix lord of so what was his
aspect shrine and which phoenix lord nowadays fought him for multiple days in battle.
Oh christ.
The answer I can probably give something for this but it won't be that specific
in terms of can I say for the second part what his job is slash who they think he is.
I mean Colin got everything right. I'm not yet not certain. Spoilers.
What's the third part of that question again it's who did he battle for multiple days
which was also a phoenix lord who I'll give you a hint this phoenix lord who battled him for
multiple days took over his uh position and he also has a war gear with the fallen phoenix lord's name in it.
All right so while you're cooking gentlemen.
I'm yeah here we go. I'm not cooking I've just burnt.
So while you're burning cereal like Homer that one time. Burned water.
Would you rather have to uh lick every car you get into like you gotta lick the door handle
or would you rather have to like swirl around every physical currency you ever spend like in your mouth.
Oh lick the door. Lick the door handle every time.
Question is that is outside or inside door handle?
Outside. Outside yeah. Outside door handle. Yeah it's definitely the door handle bro.
It seems too easy you have to you have to lick the inside and outside when you get out.
No still the door handle. Still the door.
Still the door handle. I can also sterilize my tongue afterwards.
It has to be like lick a toilet for me to not lick the.
Isn't that that thing where like there's that that thing they say about how like sometimes toilets
are cleaner than other surfaces because people actually clean them but like the tables they don't
clean as much which is the spirit. For whoever's doing the live. Clean your phones. Make a live
whole of this right now toilet or uh currency just so we can see what the real opinion is.
I work at a movie theater dude I know how nasty cash is oh my gosh.
I'm putting my good word on the line for this as someone who cleaned bathroom for three years
cleaned bathrooms for like three plus years straight women's restroom restrooms are much
worse than men's restrooms. Oh yeah every time every single time dude listen I have to clean
bathrooms at the end of my shift every time oh my gosh. I have a query about that. I'd rather
live that lie stop stop. But the thing with the currency though if you only pay on card does that
just mean you lick your card every time you just lick your credit card. Oh that's well easy then
yeah like I said every time you have physical cash in like every time you use physical currency
that's why I specified physical currency. Oh fair. Well then I never use it except if you pay with
pay with Venmo then I'd lick your yeah honestly like I can't remember the last time you used cash
because hell it's not even a name bro. Yeah that's why I gave up it's still something.
Okay whatever next question. This is like the Gene Stealer quiz all over again.
Just disappointment at every turn. Okay oh that was the end of this intermediate section.
Yeah. Good job team. All right so I got house managers up there. Yeah good work you.
Um okay so for the first question it was which aspects Ryan doesn't have a Phoenix Lord and I
asked why. Hal says path of the exile which is not a shrine and he says armor missing.
Again I didn't have enough time to change the second one. It's okay I still love you.
Um path of the exile is like rangers and stuff. I'm pretty sure that maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm
wrong but I'm pretty sure they don't have a shrine and they definitely don't have a Phoenix Lord.
Um Andy says stone cold Steve Austin appreciation society. Thank you Andy.
You're welcome.
Colin says Colin says warp spiders because there's no Phoenix Lord for them and that's why.
I mean he's right on the first one. I don't know why I don't know why there's no.
Is that that mean he's out of line but he's right.
I don't know why there's no one. The reason why they don't have a Phoenix Lord is because
warp spiders have like a one percent chance every time they do their little jump thing to just get
sucked into the warp and eaten by Shalinesh. Um so having a Phoenix Lord of them would be a bad
idea because Shalinesh just might eat him or her uh on a random Tuesday afternoon when he jumps
through the warp and rolls a one. A one percent chance each time. That is not like I mean technically
if we're going off of dice odds I think it's double ones. So whatever that is. One out of 12.
One out of 12 yeah. Maybe. Yeah. They're the bravest of them because they risk eternal damnation
every time they do their thing. Just to move 20 feet into the back line. Sure that's funny.
Just imagining a space marine watching them going skill issue as they're being eaten by Shalinesh.
All that riskiness. Although if it's Dawn of War it never happens and then the guy playing elder.
In the Dawn of War 2. Trailer. Trailer this one and it's really cool. He's he's nutty. Doesn't he get
crunked though? Yeah but he kills some space marines. Yeah but everyone in that trailer gets
ripped apart. The captain the moment the trailer ends gets probably gets bodied by the hive tyrant.
I know he's pretty hench I think he'd be fine. Shout out to that dreadnought though. The only
time I saw elder getting murdered was funny because I've come to destroy you. Flame throw. He lights
one on fire and just bashes the other one against the wall. The thing is we don't see what happens to him. He just
like destroys two elders so then maybe the swive swarm lord like turns around he's just like
I don't like boats. I have come to destroy you. Shout out to the absolute mega like just the biggest balls ever on those
audio lines for the uh dreadnought in any Dawn of War game which is like none who live can survive
the flame and it's like oh my god beat my birthday party. All the space all the space
wrinkled still really hard for Dawn of War. Mother I am pregnant. It's Hal's birthday party trying to dance on the
dance floor knocking all the doors open. My favorite is their shelter has become their tomb. Oh yeah that's awesome.
But in dreadnought noise. So the next question was calling out a point for that one.
Big surprise. The next question was who was the first phoenix lord and who was the second and who
was the teacher of the phoenix lords. We have Hal. I think all of you guys got this. Nevermind.
Colin and Hal got this right. Azarim was the first. Jainzai was the second. Azarim taught them.
Uh Andy put Jackie Chan and Joseph Stalin. I almost want to give you half a point because I love Jackie Chan.
Damn. I didn't know he was um wait who taught who? It was Joseph Stalin. Oh yeah true.
Jackie Chan taught Joseph Stalin for sure. Yeah there was a time guy. That could have been a very
different outcome if it was the other way around. Okay and then the so Hal and Colin get a point for that.
And the last question of the intermediate section was the big one. Who was the following phoenix lord?
What is his original name? Who is he allegedly now? Who was the previous phoenix lord?
Sorry who was he the previous phoenix lord of and which phoenix lord did he battle for multiple days?
So first Andy says A. Steven Seagal. B. He is now the keeper of the M&M store at Piccadilly Circus.
C. He is fought by Colonel Sanders. Very nice. There you go. I'll take it. I like that timeline.
It's the best I could do. How is Steven Seagal still like around? I don't get it. I have no idea man.
He shouldn't be. Does this make sense? He's like the Guy Fury of um acting. Yeah but like Guy Fury
is like charming. Yeah. Like an old old-fashioned goofy way. Although if you haven't seen that.
I don't think I want to. Just one dollar. One quarter. God.
Okay next question. Or sorry I haven't said the answer. You know what I'm trying to say.
Hal says Ra-Vor-Rasputin, Dark Elder Archon, and Mavon Ra. It was a good try. Colin says the right
answer which was Arrah was the Fallen. He's supposedly Drezar and he was the Phoenix Lord
of the striking scorpions before Coranderous fought him and replaced him. And Hal got all
those correct so he gets three more points. Damn. Why? Would we like to hear the points so far?
Uh we'll save it for the end for the funny factor. Okay. They think he's um is he the
the one that kind of serves Vect isn't he? They think he's one of those guys. He's one of the
Occam. Is he an Occam? No he's just part of the- He's like Aztec. He's like- sorry. He's technically
part of- sorry. I do- do you- I- No it's alright. Oh sorry. Uh he's technically part of the uh
incubi except he doesn't really have an official position. He just walked in killed the guy in
charge and they gave him like a title just because like well we don't know what to do with this guy
because every time we try and get rid of him he kills whoever we send. And he is confirmed
to Phoenix Lord. He's not technically confirmed to be Aura but that was one of the answers for the
name the Phoenix Lords who have models. I think Jain Zahr killed him and then someone put on his
armor like I'll take that and then uh Drezhar's back. Oh so the armor is still in possession of
him and it's not like it wasn't like- His spirit is still in the armor. Oh yes they are the armor
aren't they? Yes. All but two of them at this point. Yep. Oh fair enough. That's cool. Alright
uh so now we move on to the advanced section. The first question's a gimme. It is who is Phoenix
Lords- You say that. Remember the first question and I got that right. As much as we think this is
well known to us we will disappoint you so hard. All you have to do for my quiz is watch my shorts
on the topic and then you'll know all the answers. Okay who is the Phoenix Lord of the Shining Spears?
And he's already typing. Have we already said this answer so far? Uh yeah I think so.
Oh actually Colin didn't say this one. Wow. He does know it. Oh no no never mind. It wasn't part
of the first answer because the first this guy doesn't have a model.
Shining Spears? Oh I don't even know bro. This was in my slaneche quiz I'm just saying. I know it was.
That was- Wait I remember. I think like eight months eight or nine months ago at this point.
I don't know I'm elder intolerant I can't sustain knowledge. It just doesn't go in and stay there.
Please don't criticize me too harshly for spelling. I tried. All right Hal do you got an answer?
Not a good one. Join the club. Oh bro I mean- He killed Nikari I think or yeah I'm pretty sure
that's the one he killed. Is that the one from as in no it's in the book it's the Yunari book.
I don't know possibly. Colin I'm looking for any hint on the Yunari. Yeah I don't think he's in
the Yunari book. I'm sure you are. Oh god um I just gotta give something there.
I can't even think of anything I literally just-
Next question who is Azzerman's brightest pupil?
Oh who is his brightest pupil? It's not James R I'll give you that.
Who's his- Just a guess then at this point. We say that whoever's the- I mean I can only see the
disappointment I don't know. I know it's wrong. I will change my answer then. Screw it. I don't care.
Okay and you could have at least guessed what are the eight names that we've said so far.
I've forgotten them all. That's their problem they're so forgettable unless you play Eldar.
Anime names and I'm like oh I don't remember. Cloud. They are kind of before anime like hit
it because even in their first edition drawings of the art they're still kind of-
Are you saying that Eldar are like the hipsters of anime like we were anime before.
Well they're meant to be they're meant to be not as much Power Ranger anime and a bit more
like samurai I guess in a way. So they're the Eldar Ginyu force bro.
Bruh I mean I have the I hate to say it but I don't like I love like the aspects of like
wood elves. Their kind of art style. I like I do like the Drukhari ones. I just find the Eldar
particularly in Warhammer to be it's just too Power Ranger like too much like a Power Ranger
for me. It's down voted. It's too nice. I was- I was hoping it's been down voted officially.
Do you know the actual model I do like though is the um howling banshee though. That's one
like oh that's kind of- The only new ones. Yeah like they look cool though and- I actually
upgraded my striking scorpions to striking scorpions. Wow. Look they were resin for 20
like 25 years. I'll take it. Yeah it is a passive now. I have the I have the artel ones anyways that
are still nicer. Didn't I see some new models that they've just released or they're kind of
like the same model but slightly taller. But has it like how long has that kind of model has been
released? Uh 30 years. A long time. Wow. I do think though that out of all the aspect shrines
the striking scorpions needed it the late the least probably. The warp spiders needed it a lot
more I think. I think that they always don't. The warp spiders needed it the most. Yeah. I think
the Dire Avengers needed it the least because they're like the least exotic ones. They just
need to stand there and point a gun. Yeah. What's the um uh ex is it ex no what's the other
faction of Eldar that are the kind of- Exodites. Exodites. They still they haven't done a kill
team for exodites yet and that's still a cry one by 40k what else. I sent Colin some
artel exodites the other day they got worms and stuff that they're riding.
All right. Good job everyone. Next question. It's a big one worth a billion million points.
Um in its name the phoenix lord's unique weapons. Oh. Uh.
Damn. I think I know one of them.
And then it's just gonna have to start making up crap but that's kind of what
GW authors do for a living. Sorry. I can get creative.
Um. They've got the they've got the they've got the shooty shuriken gun. They've got the
shooty mchoot face. They've got the run away from space marines shoes. They've got. We can just
throw out names at this point. Like what's a good name for a weapon at this point. Muda Masa.
That's a terraria.
Oh. That's. What's the. It's like was it the legendary
katana forge master from Japan made that weapon and then it's like had a big.
It's like it's even in dark souls. I think just one of those fun weapons.
Like it's called on a musha. That was a good game series. No one's played it.
Bro. I'm just struggling.
I'm more than a one. Have you called it is a colon. Have you got all of these.
I have one of them. You won't see it viewers but he's actually leaning back in his chair with his
hands at the back of his head looking really satisfied with himself because he knows he's
got a really big. He doesn't know his house and pull out every phoenix lord's like hell.
One of you guys doesn't pull out. I wouldn't even let's leave it on the that's not even.
It's so far the table before this round even started I jotted down zero on all of my talents
just because I thought that was where it was going and I was not proven wrong.
So I will do a space me one soon and it'll be fun.
Does anyone know that was the name of Malgun Ra's like.
Big names literally in it.
What. Oh maybe it's like.
I'm collecting my answers currently because there's a lot of.
I miss I don't know. I'm just really enjoying that house squirming a bit and he doesn't look
very I'm trying. I'm actually I'm generally doing great. You're doing great. You're doing great.
You're not doing great whispers in silence. He's not doing great. Okay. Let's see. I have three
messages. I think I said one of the names I gave you guys a hint earlier in the day.
I can't bro. You're asking and I'm trying. Very nice answer from from handy. Oh no.
Just for people listening that Colin can you explain.
Because obviously a lot of people don't really maybe have a lot of knowledge on Phoenix Lords.
Can you explain why is everyone sleeping on it and why not why they sleep on it.
Why they shouldn't be sleeping on the Phoenix Lords.
Because they're basically the Eldar Primarchs they set up the they had a hand in the path systems.
They basically set up the Eldar military as it stands today.
They're part of the reason there are still Eldar because they show up the biggest battles of fate
to keep the Eldar going. They're some of the only people in the setting who are actively preparing
for like the final showdown compared to like the Imperium who's running around putting out fires.
Like you know no offense to Gillam and he's doing the best of what he's got.
But currently he's really just looking at five million different battle reports and going like
what can I save. Whereas the Eldar are like right we're all in this one big boat in space.
We can pick and choose our battles and the Phoenix Lords are the ones who lead those charges.
Whereas the everyone else is a lot more reactionary.
I guess the orcs are really reactionary but they don't they don't have any plot.
I have a question. Yeah oh boy.
How many books do they have? I don't want to answer that.
I saw one on audible and it was like an hour and a half long.
Can we still add to our answers? My answer to that is author bias.
Truly. Can we still add to our answers just random guesses?
Sure sure. I'm just gonna put random things that sound like soulmates.
You're really close with some of these Hal but that's about it.
I'll give you 10 seconds. I won't add any more because why not.
I'm close enough at least. Okay so that was the last that was the
third one of the advanced bonus question afterwards. So the first question was who
are the Phoenix Lord of the Shining Spears? Hal says Guppy and he says Danica Patrick.
Danica Patrick. Isn't that the nascar racer? Yeah she was in sonic sega racing game.
I remember she was on the first one and he was like what why is she racing in this sega game?
It's weird. Colin had it wrong but then he corrected himself. It is Drastanta.
Drastanta? Drastanta.
Oh Drastanta like Stant? He got a Ser Acerbund killed for the first time on
accident. How did he do that? Well Acerbund lost to Nikari and then Drastanta killed Nikari.
Because the Drastanta guy's a he's a bit of a glory hog so he went out to go get some glory
and Acerbund had to fight the Keeper of Secrets alone and this was when they were still the first
incarnation of themselves so they didn't have 10,000 years. They didn't know if he was going to come back.
Yeah there was that and they didn't have 10,000 years of souls layered on top of themselves so
it was basically one normal dude versus a Nikari. But Drastanta beat Nikari. He did then. Pretty
awesome. If only they would give him a model instead of saying that his armor is lost somewhere and
they don't know where or whatever or he's out by himself goofing off like uh he's going con mode
right now I guess. That whole sentence said his armor is lost that's the most mundane thing I've
heard in Warhammer lore ever. It's missing innit. That's basically what they do to them if they
don't want to like make anything like do anything with it. They even updated the fighting spears.
That's all of humanity's technology. Where is it all their lost? Yep. Yeah we still have a
stamina drama it's fine. All right the Primarchs are missing most of them. Yeah
people's dads are missing. At least they got their own books. All right all right um Colin got a
point for that one naturally. My shock. Next was who is Azurman's brightest pupil. Colin also had
this wrong I think but then he corrected it. No that's not that's not that's wrong he had this one
right from the beginning. It was Hal who corrected this one after I sent him a sad gif. A sad stitch
gif. Randy said Scytema from One Punch Man which is a nice answer. Oh that would be cool. What was
the real answer? Colin and Hal both gave me Baharoth. Hey. He's the one who's like kind of in
black armoury looks like quite cool doesn't he? He's like blue gray blue I'd call it. He looks more
like I guess he's meant to be like more is he is it more stealthy or is it kind of more? No he's
just fast. Uh he's they're the swooping hawks they just fly in. Yeah they're the hope of the goblins.
Or do they just? Because I know the lady ones they scream at people because they're like really
emotional about it. That's the Raven Guard. I do have a quick question though. Do because they're
all seem to be like some there's like a few ones that like animal specific uh I'm guessing like
did in Warhammer does even Eldar like do they have scorpions? Like they're and they're just straight
up. Supposedly they're all like creatures from Eldar myth but when you look for those Eldar
myths GW hasn't ridden them. Maybe the the name of the thing came before the the bit explaining it
is like look the Eldar is 65 million years old they probably put the animals on earth to begin
with. I just like the idea of them fighting the red scorpions one day and they go you call that a
scorpion that's a that's not a scorpion. It's a dude in power armor. Hmm. Can I just like an actual
hawk and then just go and like uh excuse me that's my IP thank you very much and then GW immediately
comes in with the GW copyright slap on the natural hawk. Okay oh the next question uh it was you guys
certainly gave me some answers. Why you sound like disappointed bro we tried. Hal gave me,
Hal is close but no points. He says Azur Blade, Swooping Blade, Reaper, Spiky McSpiky Face,
Shuriken Blade, Twilight, Mug Unraw, Wrath. You had some of the right words but they weren't in
the right sequence. Collin says uh let's see Muggatar which is one correct uh cockglobber
Glock Cobbler, Moldy Vtuber Body Pillow, Boddy's Bo-D-D-Y, Galmaraz, Mudick, and 50 Cent Blood in the Sand.
Collin I have a question. What was the Mudick? Did you actually know all of these but you were just trying to flex how much you know. No I had no idea what anything
beyond the Muggatar was. He got Muggatar right. So you get one point. He gets one point.
Did you say Mudick or something? Mudick. M-U-H-D-I-C-K. Sounds like a Pokemon. Mudick. Not Mudkid, Mudick.
I'm the Phoenix Hold Summit Mudick. It's what Fweegun uses in close combat.
He whips it out. That was my favorite answer. He said hey Eli I'm really enjoying the quiz and I have no idea
what the answer is. I think over the last year we've uh fostering a really cool friendship and I love you.
Please may I have a point? Smiley face. Give him the point. Yeah you can have a point Andy.
Damn killing the kindness.
That's so sweet man. So what are our point standings at right now Andy? So I have two points.
Hal has three and Colin has eight and a half. Let's fucking go. What was the correct answers for the
answers? Oh sorry yeah. Azurmin has the sword of Azur and the bloody twins.
Baharoth has the shining blade. Justranda has the celestial lance and the crown of the seventh sky.
Fweegun has fire pike. Irelith has the spear of starlight. I put twilight just as a guess.
He's a big fan of the books. Karandras has scorpion's bite and Aurra's bane which was I gave you a hint earlier but whatever.
Magonra has the Magatar and Jainzarr has zai, moren and Jannes more which is silent death and
something else that I forgot. Doesn't Jainzarr have the one that looks like a caffron wheel?
Yeah she has the little tricycle thing. Damn was it was it it wasn't Azur blade it was something
Azur. Sword of Azur. So close. Pain. Okay bonus question. Hal if you get this right I'll give you five and a half points.
What? Excuse me? Colin smash again. He's not one more than one.
Andy I thought why was Andy the only one to win? There's no way any of you get this I'm not gonna lie.
Oh fair enough. I'd be amazed if you guys knew this one guy's name. After Andy's imploring
lovely sweet answer and it's like yeah. Sure you know if Andy gets this he wins.
So the bonus question is actually a quick one and you have to get both of them to get the
points. There's only two to my knowledge I'm gonna double check that. Yeah there's only two
and I want you to name me the two phoenix lords who do not have models.
Damn. I'd be surprised if Colin even has the other one.
Well this is definitely not gonna be a last minute victory. It's probably one of the ones we've
Colin's definitely named it earlier damn it. If I can only remember. We haven't said this name the whole time.
Okay.
Okay um that's the best I can do.
Oh I just gotta go for something but it's not even an actual answer.
Oh this is disappointing. I'm sorry Eldar. And I also like how as the quiz has progressed
Colin has gotten closer and closer to the monitor so you can see his grin getting physically bigger.
It's like really an hour of Eldar propaganda. Soon he'll be flexing his biceps being like oh
yes. I'm not gonna do that because then I'm just gonna I'm just gonna feel vaguely upset.
So the answers we have here we have Andy with Sun Tzu and Billy Mays. Billy Mays here.
Billy Mays here making Eldar relevant again.
Special TV offer watch me crush this fat fight.
I should have put uh I should put Tucker Carlson and Jon Stewart.
I like I like your Virgil and Dante answer Hal that was Al's answer.
And Colin says Pippa and Tanner. Tanner goes to the movies for the people who know what that means
all two of you. That's a silly thing to say on the it's it'll make someone happy out there.
And unfortunately all those answers are wrong obviously.
Did Colin know it or was he just just messing around?
No I don't I don't remember.
No okay.
One of these is like
I don't know it until I look it up and I forget right afterwards so I don't blame you.
The Eldar effect.
Oh rude it's true.
Okay all right okay all right.
So mean.
This guy also has no lore at all so I'll read you hit what he has on the wiki afterwards.
So the answers are just down so which we said before and
Emin Harakt who's being explored of the Eagle Pilots.
I don't know what he's saying.
Emin Harakt who's Phoenix Lord of the Eagle Pilots.
Oh yeah I remember because doesn't his name like just translate to fighter pilot so he might not even be a Phoenix Lord.
His name is fighter pilot.
Of the Azarian Eagle Pilots is Ammon Harakt determined in the Eldar Elexcon that literally translates into Logothic as fighter pilot.
Little else is known about the Phoenix Lord other than that he founded the Eagle Pilot aspect.
And everyone has a go about Ferus Manus in his eye and hands and that's even more on the nose to an extent.
No it isn't because that's at least in pretend language.
Not Latin.
What's it meant to mean in language?
What does it mean in Eldari then?
Because obviously in Idlogothic it probably doesn't translate correctly then.
Well they literally translate into Logothic as fighter pilot.
Bruh.
Can't believe they didn't that dirty.
That's actually pretty...
That's aggressively bad lore.
I know.
I don't even know what the... I think the Eagle Pilots must be like Crimson Hunters and stuff right?
I don't know.
Let's see.
They like their Eagle Pilots take exultant pleasure in the arts of aerial combat.
Yeah I think they're just the pilots in general.
They're just pilots.
Sounds like dudes are really good glider instructor and he's like, yes this is me, I'm an aspect warrior.
Yeah I guess so but the Phoenix Sword doesn't really exist.
I don't know.
There's the quiz fellas.
Colin wins!
Easy clap.
I expected a little bit more points from the rest of you.
I was close on some of them and really far away in all the rest.
I'm finally getting another dart.
All I'm saying is I know nothing about Eldar and I was only one point behind Hal.
To be fair I grovelled for a point, but still.
I don't really know anything about them.
Colin I scratched your back, I expect a Necron quiz next time.
We'll see what we can do chief.
Or Eldar.
Or the very least Dark Elves.
More senos lore.
Electric Boogaloo or something.
Oh man that was difficult.
That was good though.
That was a lot of names.
A lot of names.
That's just how it is though.
Let us know in the comments how you did or if I said anything incorrectly and you need to come to my door and beat me up.
That's alright.
People need to hear more about them though don't they?
Like all this.
It's annoying how GW are handling.
We've said it before amongst ourselves, Eldar and Elves in other franchises.
They're like oh that's the main character.
People like that as the main characters.
Or the most popular faction in Summon God.
And in Blam they just absolutely don't give a shit about them.
They really don't give them any of the love that they deserve.
Which can be.
It's because every GW writer who likes Elves is working on Age of Sigmar.
I got a question.
Is there a book during the point where they have their downfall and Surnash is like hello?
I feel like that would be a good...
I know there's at least a short story.
The one with Aaserman and Jainsaur.
Is it just a book that's Aaserman the Hand of Assyrian?
Yeah I assume so.
Is that the one and a half hour one that's really brief?
I think it's longer than that.
It might be that one.
It's him and his brother and then Surnash invades and his brother dies.
He puts his soul in the thing.
Etc.
Another one where he finds the young girl.
And then they're being swarmed by the enveloping wave of Surnash demon stuff around them.
And then that girl eventually becomes Jainsaur I think.
At least we got the Inari.
The Dewey?
They're definitely in the setting.
What was your honest opinions on the Inari at the moment?
At the moment?
I'm not gonna lie.
They could have gone different ways with the Eldar lore.
Eldar Goths.
Or they could have brought them in and kept talking about them.
And even given them actual rules.
With this current edition though.
Them being top of the competitive.
As of the time of recording.
They are very much apps.
They are making a lot of people hate them.
But also make people play it.
Usually people have the most competitive armies.
They usually get a lot more people buying those armies.
Just because it's more fun to play them.
And then eventually with this research.
People might go, oh we can actually sell Eldar models.
And therefore we can sell Eldar lore.
Please.
We got our two year update to one of the Aspect Warriors.
We've got to wait another two years for the next one.
It's better than the 30 year update we were with.
We're just thinking over 30 years we'll get some more models.
Just to type another 30 pry bars into edits.
Would it kill them to make the Eldar characters?
Would it really hurt that bad?
Yes it would.
You can sell these little tiny plastic men for $50 a guy.
It's infinite profit.
It would probably cost them $2 to make.
Not even.
I'd do like 3 cents.
Yeah, you're right.
It's just plastic.
Plastic isn't expensive.
You just have to finish paying the artists and stuff.
Yeah, but that's a one time fee.
Well hopefully we get a lot more of that in the future.
Because again, 40k is one of the few ones where it just suffers from...
Oh man, can't wait for...
It's Space Marine the Space Marine.
It's a little bit...
And they can be other...
It's more interesting where the Xenos and Chaos things are.
But they are more interesting than actual Space Marine lore most of the time.
Although don't obviously dismiss it.
With that being said though guys, I think that was the Phoenix Lords quiz.
It's done.
Me and Andy.
I'm certainly here.
We participated as people who don't know as much as we probably should do on Xenos lore.
Have you done Eldor videos on your channel, Andy?
The only Xenos I've done currently is the Orcs.
Though I will be doing a whole month of some Xenos lore very soon.
Turning a new stone.
But I've got to make a new character for the channel because I can't have the remembrance of doing it.
It's like, no it's a nice thing.
Xenos, like when I did October I was like, they've jacked the transmission. Kick them out.
The Orcs, was it like the Forghettr or something?
I must admit it has been amusing watching Colin's cheek muscles ache from all the grinning he's been doing this entire episode.
For effort he has been smiling throughout the entire recording.
This is my first win in forever.
It's my second one total.
I want to say it's your first win this year.
So he's won Eldor, Phoenix Lord and Khorne right?
That's it.
You have to really know something to be able to hate it.
So true.
We hope people listening did enjoy some Xenos love here.
Again if you enjoy this stuff, give us suggestions for quizzes.
And also there's the question of the week if you didn't already answer that.
Obviously please make the answers.
Go for it. Make it funny.
Oh no, not just the question of the week. This is a quiz.
No question of the week here.
The Eldor of knowledge has addled his brain as an all-wins.
There were ten questions of the week.
I went into autopilot there.
Just give us suggestions for different things you'd like to be quizzed on.
It can be weird topics if you want.
If it's like Spaceman, like, Gloriana style ships, go for it.
Anything that we can use to stump Hal so he doesn't win in the next fight.
Bro, I just answered the questions.
And you're like, how dare you?
Yeah, we hope you guys enjoyed this one.
And we'll see you on the next one. Peace.
Bye.
Bye everyone. Take care.
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