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ahead and every time that happens Sevatar seems to like weirdly counter, he's like,

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what was he, like psychic or something? And eventually Sevatar is about to lose, like

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he feels he's about to lose it so he headbutts him. And so even though in the listings where

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they say, because obviously they're all watching it around him, they say that Sevatar says

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oh ha ha I won, but then he ends up, but then everyone around him basically says oh you

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lost because you cheated. So he gets disqualified.

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When Loken does it to Lucius, Lucius is the bad guy. When it gets done to Sevatar, or

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Oh my gosh, this is so cringe. I'm so grumpy now. What the heck, I've never even heard

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of this. Everyone harps on Lucius so much for that Loken duel.

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I'm gonna send brutal acts of violence very soon.

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Hello everyone and welcome to another Lore Crimes Pub Quiz where one of us torments the

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other three of us and then Hal gets victory at the end. We're gonna keep that streak going

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with today's episode. Andy is gonna be quizzing us on none other than Sigismund of, I'll use

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a couple chapters actually. He was a Legion, then a chapter, and quite the Space Marine.

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And any more than that, I'm going to Sneeze.

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Oh god.

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He's gonna Sneeze.

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Oh god, pardon me. It's even worse. I didn't Sneeze.

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But yes, today, my nose hurting me aside, today is a quiz about Sigismund. I wanted

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to say a couple of things, but I'm afraid that anything I say will end up as a question.

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So I suppose I'll just pass it right on over to Andy to get the ball rolling a little bit.

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Thank you very much Colin. So yes, today we are talking about the exemplar of the Imperial

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Fists and the first chapter master of everyone's favorite lunatics, the Black Templars. It's

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gonna be a fun one. Very much a fan favorite character. Everyone loves Sigismund. I do

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find he's one of those characters where like, everyone likes him. But I don't know if everyone

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like, I've never met anyone who's like, oh, Sigismund is my favorite character. It's more

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like he's kind of like Vulcan in a way. Like a lot of people are like, oh, I really like

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him but my favorite character is Dante or something like that. I don't know. But let's

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go down the board. So first of all, let's start with, we'll go through, we won't pick

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favorites. We'll go for alphabetical order. So Colin, what is your opinion on Sigismund

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and how do you feel about him?

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I think you summed it up pretty well. You know, I like him. But the kind of, the opinion

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kind of stops there. It's like, yeah, I like him. He's cool. I think the reason for that,

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you brought it up, how no one's like, yeah, he's my favorite. It's the same reason that

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no one's like, favorite video game character is Doomguy. But there's also no one who dislikes

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Doomguy. You know, yeah, he's awesome. He's great. He's a walking, talking, not really

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talking, murder machine. It's great. It's fun to watch him do his thing. But not a lot

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of personality. It starts and ends with violence.

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Perfect. Just, you know, not the most interesting character.

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What about you, Eli? Do you like Sigismund? Have you got good knowledge about Sigismund?

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He is what they call a space marine.

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it's fine.

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Well, I hate to ask. Sorry, Hal, because you keep winning and I'm getting frustrated with

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you. What's your knowledge on Sigismund and do you like him?

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is he I like the idea that the best quote unquote space marine ever is just a normal

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Imperial First dude. And it's not like all the advantages like so many others get like, better

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psychers or space wolves just being unreasonably being chucked loads of W's and then still having

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the L of the wolf thing. And then quite a few other just loads of other chapters and like legions

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get like some weird genetic advantage. But yet, the best of all them is just normal old Sigismund

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just because he's a normal well, he's not normal space marine, but you know, just the normal guy

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is actually like the best fighter.

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He's just really angry. He's just he's just an all the way up to 10 dexterity build, not much

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charisma, not much, you know, it's just just decks, just slash slash, I'll cut you up mate.

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give away something like law knowledge there. The actual fight in Warhawk is I enjoyed that because

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it's meant to show how far above he is the previous level. So even as much as brief as it was,

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I remember trying to hunt for that particular part of the book. I remember going, Oh, wow, like, it

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was that easy for him. And I didn't know that was kind of

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I expected the other guy to put up a little bit more of a fight.

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It's fun to see the other guy, we'll see can't mention yet. The other guy completely crumble in

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the face of the the power he chose and it not being enough. I like Sigismund. He's not my

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favorite, like many people said, but he's okay. It's cool. All right. Well, I know, we've just kind of

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sorry, Colin. I wanted to ask you said he's he's he's just Dex build. Are you trying to say he's

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baby's first from soft character? Yeah, basically. I mean, he's good at what he does. But you know,

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we're kind of bashing Sigismund in his own episode. This is a bit weird.

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This is also a public service announcement from Colin. If you if you are one of those people who

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who only runs dexterity builds and souls games and Elden Ring, I hate you. Race big stick.

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Invest in poise and resistance like everyone else. Resistance. Resistance is important.

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But no, it isn't. Don't get it. Watch a video video.

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All about the hit frames. It's about making the hit frames bigger.

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So you don't get hit. It's Dark Souls 2. Yeah. Anyway, without further ado, are we all ready

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to begin the beginner section of the pub quiz? Can I ask one question quick? He's a Colin.

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Yes. What was the name of the king in Dark Souls 2? The one.

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Dammit. Okay. I was going to get me lacking. Here's a cool Colin gets a half point for that.

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Now I'm just joking. Yeah, we already a good boy. We are ready for Sigismund. We are ready.

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Okay. Okey dokey. Well, here we go. Then question number one, Sigismund. And this is going to be

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really easy. Start off. Okay. So don't worry. I've got you. Right. Sigismund was the first

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chapter master of the Black Templar successor Legion. Always his unique rank, which is used

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solely by the Black Templars chapter. Oh, starting off nice and easy. This could have tripped someone

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up if they were weren't I didn't spell that right. Okay. This is where my spelling starts to actually

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be my crutch. But an answer from how? Luckily, there's another character who's also of this

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rank. So yeah, I should clarify this isn't a unique title. He only has this is just when you're in

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charge of the Black Templars. What are you called? I have a weird question. Why is it the current,

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you know what has not black armor? Coz Drip Drip is important. Drip is important. And

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damn what anyone else says. He's chapter master. He gets to do what he gets to do what he wants.

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How? God. That is true. If you're the chapter master, you're kind of the end all be all of

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authority. Pure on Blackheart vibes there. Love that guy. He's he's a real one. That's what I

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want to do on my turn of podcast. Oh, there we go. Anyways, why can't we defend the maelstrom that

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costs money here on and we hate you. Thank you. Bye lords. I don't care who sends who they send. I

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am not paying my taxes said here. Right. It's character. Everyone's answers are in. So it's

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time for question number two. Sigismund is noted as the first to utter one of the most

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uh shall we say popular lines in Warhammer history. What is the quote? Oh,

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this isn't as difficult as you might think. It's think think of like the staple go to lines.

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Um it's very popular. Funny then is incredibly tempting but I don't want to throw just yet.

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What are we talking about before we started? Throwing throw right?

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What did we what what did we talk about before we started Colin?

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How's gonna win anyways. More discussions about British cuisine and breakfast. Yeah.

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said to the other two in the chat. I'm going to be rooting for you to win this time because

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Hal keeps winning and it makes his podium look sparklier than all of ours and that upsets me.

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So I'm I'm gunning for him whenever I'm competing and when I'm quiz master I'm hoping he loses.

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I'm just putting him there. Wow I'm literally being sabotaged. It'll be fine when you when like

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we catch up but if you if you keep this lead of like five points ahead or whatever it is we

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might kick you out of lore crowns. We gotta stop talking. Just read more lore crowns. I've got

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Horace Hairsy bro. Oh man. Just jokes we love you really Hal. Here you go. Feel better.

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Alright. Cyber kisses. I've had I've had all the answers in it's time for the third question.

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The last question for the beginner section. During the Siege of Terror Sigismund would be the first

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to bear a title of immense importance to his future chapter which denotes him as the mightiest

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of the Imperium's warriors. What is the title? It's actually uh I know that I'm so sorry boys I

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do know this one I think. It's actually a really if I meant to I might give a hint to someone but

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if I think it's Malkador. No that's a different name but Dawn I think Dawn specifically is there

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for that conversation. So what did they call him? Yeah which is a very it's a good scene actually

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because it's a nice bringing together of uh Dawn and Sigismund since the beginning of the heresy

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they've not been friends and it's been very sad for Sigismund. Why weren't they friends? I don't

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want to say. It's not going to be involved in the system. Because Sigismund had in inadvertently

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betrayed Dawn because he uh gave into some superstitions which an Astarte is not meant to

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do because of good old imperial truth and Sigismund was feeling guilty he told Dawn that he had done

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this act like he'd basically he'd defied an order of him or like kind of subverted an order of him

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which Dawn at the time was like a bit weird but I don't get okay yeah and then Dawn found out the

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truth why he did it and then Dawn disowned him and he actually like shouted to him and he takes a

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sword and like plunges it into like you are not my son you're like oh daddy please. Dawn never

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gets emotional so it's pretty like and I think if there's in that scene Sigismund literally starts

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like shake and his like whole body goes numb he's like whoa. Yeah like imagine I'm sure we've all

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had a moment in our lives where we've had like our dad tell us off for doing something stupid

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but imagine your dad was a Primarchs like that's scary that's really scary very loud. I think I

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think very loud. Strong words for a man without a pancreas I don't know. First of all it hasn't

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gone anywhere you know the beta cells don't work second of all bravery is not stored in the pancreas

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I misinterpreted your I thought your username was pancreas no bracket work so like you've got to

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work because I'm commanding people to get back to work exactly when I consume sugar and my pancreas

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releases insulin. Fuck you. You're the one who understands this reference. That's why we don't

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have sugar for breakfast anyway. I hope your next endless space video bumps. We're vicious today.

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How hilarious it would be if Colin you had merch and then it just the quote is one of them like

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strength is stored in the palette strength is stored in the pancreas.

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Anyway it's time it's it's now time for the results of the beginner section.

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An interesting bunch of answers so we're going to go back to the first question which was let me

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just scoot back up. So the first one was what was the unique rank for the master the first master

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of the black Templars and thus the chapter master henceforth. Eli put high marshal Colin put high

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marshal and so did everyone put high marshal so you all get a point well done. You've all got a

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point. I might deserve less than that because I edited it to grand marshal. I put high marshal

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first and then second guessed myself but I clearly shouldn't have. I saw that first so I'm willing to

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let that slide because again I've not I've not looked at it since you've edited it. All right I

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will take that kind of point. There you go. I literally looked at it and went oh notch that's a

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point so yeah would have accepted dank marshal too. Would have accepted screaming bigot but oh well

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anyway. Yeah not wrong. Anyway so question number two was an interesting one. Sigismund is noted as

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the first to utter this famous line from Warhammer so we're going to go down the list. So starting

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with so Eli put for the emperor for the emperor or the emperor protects which is I'm afraid

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incorrect. Hal put for the emperor incorrect but Colin put there is only war which is correct.

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He was speaking to Taric Torgaddon and Gett and um

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Arveolaucon from the lunar wolves and he said in the far future there will be only war because he

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didn't believe the space marines would ever find peace even this this is before the Horus heresy

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even happened and he was like now mate we're going to be fighting forever what are you talking about

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painting and making Lego shut up get your sword we're going to go to war. Oh my god I had that voice

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act today as well. I know yeah. Oh the shame. And you know he's a real one dude. You know what's

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really good about that now Colin's a point above how brilliant. Absolutely poppin. Oh

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so question number three was during the siege of terror.

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Sigismund would be given a unique title. Eli put emperor's champion.

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Hal put emperor's champion and unfortunately Colin put the black sword which is incorrect it was

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the emperor's champion was the title I was looking for. Black sword is what he was using wasn't it.

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It was yes. So I see what you did there but um I'm afraid it's tripped you up. I thought I

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thought I read somewhere that people started calling him that but I guess even if that is true

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that's not a title that's just kind of something they started calling him. I mean it's interesting

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with like when he became the high marshal he carried in the sword of the high marshal into

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battle but he also had the black sword which he didn't use until he did his final battle.

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extent but his official title was the emperor's champion. So I'm afraid that means the scores on

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the doors at the end of the first section the beginner section everyone has two points isn't

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that interesting. In that case call me a call me a black templar because I'm about to be turned

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into a screaming bigot if that was the only war question was totally intermediate bro I don't

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know that was you haven't seen the intermediate section here don't say that it's also the most

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famous warhammer quotes to the tagline of every book true yeah maybe true perhaps true. I was

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trying to think who actually came up with for the emperor was that's jago seven no actually it was

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a knight lord wasn't it. Is that one of those things that read origin like just for the emperor

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that's not the emperor it's just yeah that's just something I know that was the emperor's children

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that thing wasn't it. I don't I think everyone just said yeah I just say that I'm I'm sure there's

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I'm sure there's a 500 page like wiki and the star wars or yeah on the star wars wiki that goes

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into the exact person who first said just like the simulations and battle for him to

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brilliant okay moving swiftly on star wars legion is a good game sorry it wasn't I was

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thinking of like glock it glock shit oh yeah can you explain that to people who don't know

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what I'm talking about oh it's uh it's making fun of like star wars fans who see a character who

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was like in a background scene of like revenge of the sith and only that and then he shows up

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in something else and then they lose lose lose it which I guess to be fair is is is most every like

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fan base to be fair when something like that happens it's just star wars has so much behind it

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that like when you see someone like it happens all the time because there's so much star wars

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always by jab of the hutside the little rodent guy is a name his name why am I saying that

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his name is salacious crumb what no way no brother if you want the real question is do you know the

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music the cantina band is playing I'm hand solo the genre is jizz

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oh my gosh open your ears everyone here comes the anyway

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anyway we haven't even got to the middle part yet and we're already on anyway

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on sigismund's episode this is horrendous the heritage

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anyway are we ready for the intermediate section before we delve deeper into the

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gravity yes I'm ready to get copyright struck because I just hummed the cantina song

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I'll just miss a strike in your house right now george lucas in the air strike the mouse is in my

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house yeah anyway right um so elia you said it was intermediate you haven't here we go you're

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you're in for a treat with these questions in the intermediate section so question number four

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uh sigismund wrote a book of verses to extol his wisdom of the following three examples which is

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the correct verse so the first one is you wield the emperor's will as your sword with it purge his

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enemies second verse you carry the emperor's will as your torch with it destroy the shadows and the

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third verse you carry the emperor's will as your shield with it endure the darkness um for brevity

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if you want to say sword torch or shield that's probably the easiest way to send me the answer

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this guy holy holy here we go I've got uh I've got oh that was very quick you've all sent your uh

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results in it's the creeps that can only come with either knowing you're completely right or not

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having any idea and just winging it yeah um okay here's another one uh question number five let

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me just jot this down um it is rare for nastates to injure a primarch corswain of the dark angels

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would impale conrad curse through the spine with his sword our fuza narik of the word bearers would

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aid in the assassination of vulcan even though it didn't stick uh yet which primarch would sit

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mark would sigismund injure as general that is that is the wrong one

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I'm gonna say uh ferris manners because he hurt his feelings oh he hurt his feefees oh no ferris

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manners got a lot of boys I miss you ferris we all miss ferris here's it is it raise your glass to

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ferris everyone is there like um is that one possible answers in the quiz there's a possible

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duel in front of ferris andy uh maybe okay then i'll shut my mouth shut your mouth hal stop winning

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um okay it's now time for question number six now this one uh i think is is it going to be a tuffy

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and it might be a guessy so i'll see how we go but uh for reference this is from sigismund's own book

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uh for his appointment to the rank of first captain and leader of the templar brethren of the imperial

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fists sigismund would be tested by facing his kin including a dreadnought in a trial of combat to

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prove himself worthy how many templars did he defeat in battle oh i i will say it's i'm not gonna

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it's not one of those answers where the number is like uh anything other than as it doesn't end with

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anything other than a zero or a five let's say just so you're not gonna put like 71 it's like no

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i'm gonna go divisibles by it ends in zero or it ends in five comments answered if you've been

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drinking you can take a lot more people but you get either shut down really quickly or you'd have

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you become unstoppable yeah it's like um it's like a fight there like a group fight and one guy who's

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clearly the most wasted who started it gets knocked out first and then he has like a second wind and

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he gets up again he didn't become i didn't hear no bell said sigismund you're not locked in here

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with me locked in here with me um we have all the answers in so this is an interesting one um so

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let's start with number four so question number four was sigismund wrote a book of verses i

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mentioned he said uh you carry the emperor's sword or your or you carry the emperor's torch or shield

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uh so elie put sword how's the second shield and uh yeah so this is from his verses and uh

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colin also put sword so two swords and a shield and i'm afraid you're all incorrect it i wanted

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to ask where you can change it is this toy you carry the emperor's will as your torch with it

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destroy the shadows that's from the versus the sigismund because i don't i mean the shield one

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makes more than i think the sword makes the most thematic sense yeah that's i was a sneaky i was

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like torch is a bit too like vague i know they burn witches which is fun but it's like it's like

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you know i azura by azura i'm the fan no no put that torch away get a sword like a real man like

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now i'm gonna put a sword in the shield and then he dug blood i did think it was shield just because

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it's imperial fist so they are the shield of terror like all that stuff i and obviously i think that's

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actually been said by someone else i'm pretty sure like i am the shield in the darkness i mean i know

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the grey knights they say um i am the tip of his spear i am the sword in his hand i am the shield

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against the darkness etc very space marine-esque there's usually like a change of life i am the

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coffee in his travel bag i am the compass in his apps in his phone so he doesn't get lost you know

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that kind of saying tip of the spear second coolest cutscene in video game history oh that's true

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very true lots of warthogs uh very fun um and question number five was uh it is rare for an

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astartes to injure a primarch which primarch did uh did sigismund shank so to speak so starting off

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with uh eli eli put sigismund wounded fulgrim in brackets in big bold letters sad uh how also put

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fulgrim and collin put fulgrim i can confirm you all got that one correct uh during the siege of

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terrarium the imperial fists were facing the emperor's children and then if i remember this

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correctly fulgrim's just like wah ha ha ha i am having a great amount of time he just goes out

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and like sigismund's just like driven his sword and his hip or something he's like get and he

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like swaps him aside and it's like i just love the idea of sigismund just like charging in quietly

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and just going and then yeah he's swatted away like a fly and then roguedorn's like he over

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overestimates his his his skill outstrips his ability or something like that you're like oh

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dawn oh he's gonna die and then the writer said no thanks and then all the ones who call and he

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just you can't have you can't have dorn die because he dies later on does he or is he just

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still out there building sand castles alpharius number two killed him i mean i mean he didn't

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no dorn chainsawed alpharius is skulling let's let's not let's not pretend the alpha legion

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maybe omega is still alive maybe yeah that's right buddy and maybe omegon is actually alpharius

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because they swap their names we know them all i hope i hope alpha legion lore writers explode

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it does make sense though no it doesn't no they swap it makes sense in the same way when i go

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actually like when i don't i i hate that i hate the alpha legion

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anyway um it's now and and number six was uh when being appointed as the leader of the templar

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brethren how many templars uh did sigismund beat in combat so starting off again with eli eli put

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uh a gif with will smith pointing out a 10 with gatorade on it so very cool gift but

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uh i'm afraid 10 10 is real 10 is a bit low it's incorrect it's a bit low um

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uh we'll go with colin next colin he put 50 a bit more but i'm afraid 50 is incorrect i'm afraid the

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correct answer which how gave me was 200 templars what he fought 200 and one of them was a dreadnought

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and he he basically like coup de grace ripped out bits of the dreadnought so it didn't function then

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dawn was like yes that i think you're a good pick for first captain's like you think um which is

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pretty cool um bit of an arbitrary number though that'll do you just like oh that'll divide you

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and our 200s fun good old good old good old writing uh how to make a character look cool

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and then he killed 500 bad guys and had all of the sex and then everyone and then the ladies

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brought out their babies and they held them aloft and they cried and they threw rose petals and you

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know it's like that when that kid at school is like oh i got in a fight the other day and the

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guy was seven foot tall and um i i got him in a choke hold and then i threw him over my shoulder

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and he was seven foot tall and then his dad came into the park and i punched him in the nuts and

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he's like oh yeah you did mate did you oh very impressive i think um the two i think i'd heard

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the 201 thing before because sigismund's like uh personal book i've had a little uh little read

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through damn that's is cool he it does make him actually as much as we've all like crapped him a

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bit earlier he actually does have some character to him so people who are listening are like oh man

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it doesn't seem that impressive and to be fair he is like injured in the fight he doesn't just go like

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jojo jojo's bizarre adventure and be like actually you fell into my trap and i beat all of you without

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taking a like breaking a sweat like no he he gets like pretty badly wounded but he does it anyway

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and that's pretty cool um so yeah with the intermediate section done scores on the doors

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we have elai at three points colin at three points and hal is at four points he's getting away with

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it we can't keep getting away with this i don't like sand it's coarse and rough and it gets

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everywhere okay um if you for the last questions were tricky these are gonna break you oh good

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oh god good this this is good good thank you thank you uh my disclosure is immeasurable and my days

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were okay so it's time for question number seven are we ready yes okay so sigismund as a child

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would live among a band of orphans during the era of the unification of god assaulted by a gang of

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predatory raiders sigismund would defend the orphans using a metal bar what was the name of

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the gang that assaulted them oh god okay this is not fair it isn't but it's my quiz

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and to be fair i must say i said this earlier i don't know if i said this beforehand sigismund's

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like a really cool character but lore wise it's kind of slim pickings like the minutia is kind

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of all there is other than that it's like i could just say um what was the color of his armor you

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know oh yellow and it's a bit obvious and you know he's one of those characters who has really cool

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lore but he's only got a bit of it and oh god i've just seen how's answer so sorry um uh i don't

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know what that means elai but i will try my best uh just waiting on colin i just full on let you

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know i i went for funny because i actually don't know and please forgive us all if people are

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listening at this point also please please give us names of the gang in the chat that will be

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funny ones i went for a mediocre reference oh no i don't know what it means so i'm dreading

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i'm saying oh well it's actually not that bad oh okay as long as i don't get caught i'm fine with it

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oh no uh all done colin uh no i'm gonna change my answer to so we're sick with it

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it's not right i'll shut up you're already winning yeah yeah i've really not given a serious

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answer so just stick with your guns fortify the comment people even start okay i mentioned that

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siege fortify siege fortify siege fortify anyway for the iron warriors fans get annoyed uh time for

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question number eight so sigismund would be the sorry i said all two of them if portrayable has

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100 fans i'm one of them has 20 fans i'm one of them for two i have zero fans i'm dead

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now now that's bullying right we're gonna move on before we get people going like no

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pud rubber's the coolest in the comments okay let's keep going that person isn't real

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question number eight sigismund would be the youngest imperial fist of stardies to be inducted

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into the templar brevran but what was the name of the weaponsmith of the templars who had meant to

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him in his early years oh i will give a point for his name or his title oh god this is actually

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like proper expert now because i don't have a single clue they don't call it expert for nothing

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and i remember your alpha legion quiz to this day how so my vengeance was never stated that was

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literally i know and it was the first one and you set the tone and now you get what you deserve

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this is an expert question uh no is that your answer you like yes um okay i i like it

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i'm thinking of a very let's see i say a very old film but some people watching this be like

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i remember that when that came out uh colins but something else

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oh dear i'll have i'm gonna save that so i can put it in the edit

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right click he's already made a meme is he he's posted a meme version 2.0 came out today baby

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oh no it's gonna be how what have you done you know the reference though right

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oh god okay question nine let's get this over with uh question nine of the expert section

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um sigismund's black sword is one of the most iconic weapons in the warhammer 40k setting

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and there are words etched into its blade named after its his original power sword gifted by

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roguel dawn for his appointment as first captain of the seventh legion what are the words on the

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on the black sword so this is both what's actually inscribed on the side of the blade

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but also the name of sigismund's sword before he got uh the black sword i think i remember

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okay colin that'll do um

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right okay this has been a very interesting uh i feel like i'm close i don't think i've got it

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but i'm in the same ballpark i'm not just waiting on eli alcon's not even the same stadium god

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okay you like everyone else is playing football i'm i'm i'm what i'm playing nba

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playing nba 2k

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okay right that game gonna actually get good never that's the whole point it used to be okay

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where do i begin uh okay uh so results of the expert section so let's start off with question

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seven uh what was the name of the gang uh that attacked sigismund and his band of orphans during

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the unification of terror uh eli put the mr gang with a gif of the power rangers um the mr gang

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or the mr gang mr gang it looks like to me that is more fun okie dokie um how put jizz gibblers

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well done oh good i love that's that's that's the cantina band yeah oh dear and uh colin put phase

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connect very good um sponsored by phase phase b of orphans apparently in the universe not actually

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me i'm real life but don't see me shout out to all my phase connect fans out there

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i'm representing your degeneracy i'm not angry i'm just disappointed you should really be used

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to it by now no let me be clear this isn't about you specifically colin i mean all of you

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how could i in any way possible be pleased with that answer i always put a giblet but i forgot

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what a giblet is just like a like would you jib someone in a video game they just exploded

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giblets are like when you're when you're harvesting a carcass they're like the bits of meat that aren't

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like a breast or a fire isn't it a structure a giblet or something it's it's the stuff that

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gets turned into hot dogs stuff like grinders yeah yeah enjoy your chicken testicles in a nice

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battered shell like yum yum anyway come to mcdonald's for the finest great f meat

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hashtag it is a restaurant we swear like no it's not all right question number eight uh

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sigismund would be the youngest imperial fist of start he's to be inducted into the temple our

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brevran what was the name of his mentor uh elai just put a gif of uh ryan gosling from blade runner

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just rubbing his eyes with his hands and then screaming and getting up uh you're not ryan

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gosling dude he's just like me for real for real just like me man how put i have nipples greg can

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you milk me can you not even try it's from the film meet the parents and nothing to get that

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oh my with ben stiller are you asking if i've seen a movie are you asking if i've seen a movie

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true shout to people people in the chat right now can you mention please type the films you

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think colin has seen because it won't be that many oh man dirty dancing and a lot of bullying

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of colin today forest i've been told not to win and uh speaking of colin colin his answer was

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david martinez uh which is incorrect uh the answer was chrome the fuck up

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and then the gif of the chrome person saying chrome the fuck up yeah cyberpunk is out it updated

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it's good now i swear wake the fuck up samurai correct answer was apius or api s the father of

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dreadnoughts he was the first person in the imperial fist to be interred in a dreadnought

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and he was the uh master of the smith of the templars for a long time he was the one who also

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got like ganked during the 200 versus one beat him up that sigismund part took in is that when

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they put him in the dreadnought or was he the dreadnought he was the dreadnought he was already

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in a dreadnought he wasn't his mentor when he was a dreadnought but then during the great crusade

381
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he was the first to get injured badly enough so he was known as the father of dreadnoughts which

382
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:46,440
is like a little little bit of imperial fists law just a little tidbit yeah totally knew that

383
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:56,040
he's not right i don't know when you turn not so than right then bjorn um so rounding off the

384
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:01,800
expert section we have sigismund's black sword has some words inscribed on the side what are

385
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:08,040
the words elie just put a gif of steve from minecraft two of them with the swords on their

386
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:16,440
groins arms in the air hacking away at each other so i don't know it was like it was like the fifth

387
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:25,800
gift when i looked up sword what how magical is that yeah i don't know what to say if i'm honest

388
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:34,840
uh this is a visual representation of the siege of terror here you go done is that like a minecraft

389
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:44,600
art version of a cockfight um empress children battle dome any well it's so profound and yet

390
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:53,560
oh i know i know what i'm looking at i don't know why i'm gonna go to colin next because

391
00:41:53,560 --> 00:42:02,200
colin just put what is inscribed on the side of the sword racial slurs um which is in it's yeah

392
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:09,000
but it's it's incorrect but i see where he was going um unfortunately how got it right he put

393
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:15,160
imperator which is what's on the side of the sword that's the name of the sword roguedorn first gave

394
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:21,400
to sigismund before he got the black sword so you get a point how much to my honest annoyance

395
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:27,480
yes that was so sorry i'm so sorry i mean if you look at the model of him the forge world model

396
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,240
you can see it on his blade and and i think some of the artwork it's there as well i think it's

397
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:37,240
something like light of the emperor in latin or something like that um something like that very

398
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:44,440
cool um i just guess scores on the doors before we get to the last question is uh elie has three

399
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:53,240
points colin has three points and how has five over i want to apologize so over now uh i will say

400
00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:59,160
we're coming up to the bonus and this bonus question has multiple points up for grabs right um

401
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:08,440
so i and here's the thing um there are to my knowledge there are five potential answers

402
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:16,600
so potentially guys you could beat hal assuming he doesn't get as many answers right as you guys do

403
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:25,880
um but with that said are we ready for the bonus question yes okay sigismund has bested many

404
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:32,760
venerated combatants in both jewels of honor and death list every name the starties of the rank of

405
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:40,760
captain or higher that sigismund has bested in combat name them gg gg yeah just give me the names

406
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:48,520
just give me the names damn this is actually very difficult um well my knowledge there's five

407
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,160
i can think of i don't uh

408
00:43:53,160 --> 00:44:05,080
uh there's people in the siege things remember they have to be a captain or higher

409
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,400
well in an effort to distract hal uh would everyone like a would you rather question

410
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:18,360
yes so this this one's uh pretty simple uh would you rather uh live in chicago for a year

411
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:25,960
not that one uh or hang on i'm not done or you have to live in night city for a year uh

412
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:31,320
cyberpunk town uh but if you choose that one at the end of that year you get to bring whatever

413
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:40,200
augmentations you get back into the real world oh oh elia you go first night city but i wouldn't

414
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:45,720
have any augmentations baby no screw that i'm here in flesh i'm i'm either coming out looking

415
00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:53,560
like rebecca from cyberpunk or looking like adam smasher oh what was the question again like would

416
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:58,200
you would you have augmentations from cyberpunk or no would you rather live in chicago for a year

417
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,440
or would you rather live in uh night city for a year but you get whatever augmentations you get

418
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,080
like night city i i'd live in chicago i'd be all right no i'm going to night city

419
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:15,960
i'm coming out chromed up i mean to be fair i did i did study uh at uh university of bedfordshire

420
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:21,880
in uk and i lived in a little town called luten for three years fun fact about luten in the uk

421
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:29,880
stabbing capital of the country so yeah hey damn i don't know i don't know turn down doesn't it

422
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,360
i don't know that's what he was doing before he became a warhammer channel

423
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,960
channel just evading knives like go away

424
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:45,080
um so i've had colin's answer i've had howe's answer let's have a look at these oh no you can't

425
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:51,000
put that guy how i'm not gonna accept that i know but uh right we're dead too i don't know their

426
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:56,280
name but that's as that's as best i can do i gave all the real answers they might be wrong but i

427
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:03,640
tried i just put one person called him because he's him he did that twice oh i know future gohan

428
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:12,200
just waiting on elie um just tally these up while i got a moment oh how oh no really getting on my

429
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:22,680
nerves these days i just i i read warhammer books almost as much as i think the issue is

430
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,440
colin and i the stuff that we know really well is the quizzes that we run

431
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:34,280
and then andy's quizzes are horse hairsy stuff that colin and i don't know

432
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:40,840
and then so we so we lose three out of four quizzes because the ones that we win are the ones that

433
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:47,240
we're running uh yeah what you're saying is that whenever howe wins for the next five

434
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:54,040
wins in a row he needs to donate his his win stud to one of you guys i understand completely

435
00:46:54,040 --> 00:47:00,440
we do a tabletop quiz all tabletop questions yeah if you guys do uh one about yeah the tabletop i

436
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:07,640
will not win i'll just be like yeah that's what gave me my winning streak at the beginning

437
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:13,160
i need these table top questions back bro i infuriated i included i included a few table

438
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:18,680
top questions in my last one i did i did yeah they were bad tabletop questions because they

439
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:28,280
want the elder i've got all these i've got all the answers in um and it's been an interesting

440
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:36,840
round so uh without further ado um let's start with eli eli put khan the sons of horus guy who

441
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:46,440
gets his head chopped off in a millisecond in war warhawk lon lokan typhus sevetar erinor

442
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:52,840
sevetar eribus lol in brackets i'm just saying characters at this point maybe they are right um

443
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:58,440
i'll give you a point for khan i'll give you a point for eidolon but i can't give you a point

444
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,840
for the sons of horus guy who gets his head chopped off i cry bro he's like a side character

445
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:09,160
come on he's a side character but he's in loads of the books he's little horus it is little horus

446
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:17,880
is a little little horus axaman yeah i know a character from the horse it was a random guy

447
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:24,520
wasn't it i think there's no way it was a little horny i thought what setting are we talking about

448
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:29,880
because they all have names yeah in the siege of terror um axaman gets his hand cut off by

449
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:35,000
sigismund during a fight he runs away and then he gets um decked by lokan later on you know that's

450
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,480
not who i'm talking about that's not who i'm talking about no i know i know who elia is talking about and i

451
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,920
i thought of that guy too but i don't think he's a captain he doesn't have the name they do

452
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:49,160
nope warhammer is just as bad with the coluptial moments of star wars just not as many people know

453
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:54,920
about it was he a captain bro i don't he was he was like in charge of his truce oh were you talking

454
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:02,120
about the guy in charge of the um not the just air and the other ones the uh the reavers i think

455
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:09,080
i know he mean i'll have to search for his names uh but anyway how put sevatar khan sons of horus

456
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:14,200
guy eidolon iron hands baddie i'm only going to give you two for that so one for khan one for eidolon

457
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:22,280
and not so well i'm going to get into that uh and then colin said khan which is a point

458
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:29,560
lucas garrot lokun typhus i'm afraid none of those are correct i tried so sevatar

459
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:34,520
won his duel because he cheated he was the only one sigismund didn't beat because he he

460
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:40,120
doesn't he like shove sand in his eyes or something and then like goes i win it's like uh

461
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:45,480
you didn't fight with honor and so everyone was like sevatar won but he didn't win honorably

462
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:51,960
in the sigismund book it's because they've been fighting basically sigismund is wondering why

463
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:57,480
he's not winning because he's usually he when he fights he's like i can see the moment coming like

464
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:03,400
many steps ahead and every time that happens sevatar seems to like weirdly countery like

465
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,080
what was he like psychic or something as in like not as like he's has psychic powers yeah

466
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:13,640
doesn't and eventually um sevatar is about to lose like then he feels he's about to lose it so he

467
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:19,880
headbutts him and so even though the things where pass the one oh my gosh i'm so tilted right now

468
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:24,120
they say they say in because obviously they're all watching it around him they say that sevatar

469
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:29,640
says oh i won but then he ends up but then everyone around him he says oh you lost because you cheat

470
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:35,880
so he gets to score so sevatar gets when logan does it to lucas lucas is the bad guy when it

471
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:42,040
gets done the sevatar or when he gets done the oh my gosh that's because we know what lucas

472
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:48,360
you all know what lucas turns into oh my gosh this is so cringe i'm so grumpy now what the heck

473
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:53,240
i've never even heard of this everyone harps on lucas so much for that logan deal elia just leaves

474
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:58,360
the discord chat in frustration brutal acts of violence very soon

475
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:05,960
it's a weird one though it's the one where they say like technically sigismund won it because

476
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,880
sevatar got disqualified but then it's like if you ask the night lords they'd be like did you

477
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:14,680
really win if you won by technicality and it was first blood yes and so yeah if you're playing

478
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:19,080
it imagine if you're playing a wormatonament and then you get first place but then you had you were

479
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:24,440
like cheated with dice they would just go when they punch you in the face it's just like it just

480
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,880
like tilt the table up and then your pieces slide off the table like oh that's knocked out of the

481
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:32,920
game like what the no you idiot this is the whole scandal with the guy they think they put something

482
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:40,680
up his uh rectum to like cheat in the chest the chest the vibrating needle piece yeah yeah with um

483
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:45,720
the channel what's it i did a thing very good stuff great did you guys see the the warhammer

484
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:50,760
tournament that uh some guy was using weighted dice so we tried to flush him down the toilet

485
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:59,080
but it didn't work oh my gosh i feel bad for the people that had to grab them out of the toilet to

486
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:03,720
confirm they were weighted that's who i really feel bad for average warhammer competitive tournament

487
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:10,440
i can confirm they are heavy and now they are also i was gonna make another joke when you see

488
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:16,600
i think me me and elad did both put sevatar right is the consensus yeah that doesn't it's a no

489
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:21,400
content does it count well i'm i'm i was just guessing i didn't even know they fight i don't

490
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:26,280
know yeah and to be honest like if you both get it correct anyway it's not going to change your

491
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:32,200
score difference so yeah um but the ones i put down were yes khan is a pretty obvious one

492
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:37,720
eidolon sigismund like chucks him over a wall during the siege of gerry's like i'm winning and

493
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:43,000
then he just goes and he goes and he falls off and it's quite funny um i would have also accepted

494
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:49,480
horus axamand as mentioned i would have also accepted jubal khan the uh the master of the

495
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:54,440
hunt of the white scars because they had an honor jewel and he lost and everyone was really impressed

496
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,360
because they were like white scars are the coolest legion everyone's like i know right he's pretty

497
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:04,120
good and then the other one i would have had is in sigismund's book where roguel dawn and ferris

498
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:12,520
manus have a champion each for an honor jewel and the iron hand is called fos t h o s and he also

499
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:18,680
has bested yep he's just in it for one bit of a book and then he's gone and he has to abase

500
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,360
himself and be like i'm sorry ferris i am weak he's like you're you're damn right you're weak go in

501
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:27,720
your bedroom i want to rant about that because iron hands on the tabletop should have some of

502
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:34,520
that heresy era goodness they they use zwei hand as iron hands yeah which is so and they have like

503
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:39,400
their own special terminator called iron fathers where they're just essentially like robots they've

504
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:43,480
replaced so much themselves and they are whenever that people around them they are actually like

505
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:48,920
terrified just to be near him because they're like they're inhuman monsters oh god tabletop and they

506
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:54,920
and they give um she she barn can uh is it she barn khan they gave him a swine and he's like i'll

507
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:59,720
cut the front of axeman's face off and then he stitches it back on he's like guys do i still look

508
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:07,800
cute and the rest of the sons of whores like oh dear not so much horrors looking anymore yeah um

509
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:13,640
but it it has come to that fateful time everyone for the final results are we ready hit us yeah

510
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:21,080
okay in third place with a respectable four points we have colin well done colin

511
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:30,120
uh yeah i think you did pretty good um good good um it was it was a shame about the uh the black

512
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:35,720
sword instead of emperor's champion um if it had got that one you would have been tied with eli

513
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:41,880
because eli got five points but i'm afraid yet again how does one with seven points

514
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:50,840
oh yeah i think colin i'm crew should all take a trip to war amor world and break hal's kneecaps

515
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:56,440
you got the region first i think colin and i need to coordinate our quizzes so i'll do all the elder

516
00:54:56,440 --> 00:55:03,480
quizzes and he'll do all the and i really don't be curious first hal i'm not that short

517
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:07,080
uh

518
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:13,880
i'm eye level with your kneecaps bro yeah bro like you're not helping yourselves against the

519
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:19,560
short kings we were playing and this is completely off topic but it's funny and short related in dnd

520
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:27,400
i was i don't remember the context but i was like um i'm i'm shorter than you i'm pretty sure

521
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:31,720
and the guys i was like no dude i'm like freakishly short i'm like down to your knees and i was like

522
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:37,560
how short are you i'm five four bro i'm five four in real life i'm five four

523
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:40,680
oh man

524
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:52,680
eli's also built like gotrick he's got trick he's canadian got trick just wind him up and let him

525
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:59,000
lose tandrick as we call them man even in class today i was telling my buddy because we were doing

526
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:05,400
our height and send him using land five four bro he's like five four no way like freak man come on

527
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:11,240
it's not that is it that hard to believe is there i wouldn't i wouldn't just use the size of your

528
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:20,280
biceps and he's like oh he's pretty he's like five four please shall i get you a box

529
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:30,520
oh you have no idea how many times it's been said to me oh every event ever i wouldn't go making

530
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:38,280
a canadian angry i know what they got up to in world war one yeah but apparently mfs don't know

531
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:44,040
about none of me vimmy ridge nobody if you live in the rash if you live in the rash be nicer to your

532
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:50,840
canadian tourists just throwing that out there you won't you're speaking french because of us

533
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:58,120
i mean technically my people helped found canada so i don't know he was the line of lineage and

534
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:02,520
we say a right all right hey yeah all right yeah hashtag shocking

535
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:09,560
and he's fine it's fine i'm not salty throw the tea in the harbor for this

536
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:16,440
oh me when i burn down the white house all right buddy it's our one win okay it's our one win

537
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:22,680
against the u.s i gotta take it i got a war of canadian independence with sir charles sir

538
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:29,080
general brock who was from guernsey who fought for canada there you go there's a war for

539
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:33,640
independence i think it's that one was it a war or was it like a scuffle

540
00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:41,880
i i'm gonna have to google it there was no war of canadian depend what no there wasn't

541
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:49,560
you just asked nicely and they got it we're canadian

542
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,760
i only war in the capture of detroit uh

543
00:57:54,760 --> 00:58:00,600
yeah was the war queen's and health's queenston heights that wasn't canadian independence

544
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:07,000
oh something like that i think it was negotiated like it was just yo can we have it like yeah sure

545
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:12,680
yeah after world war one we were after balling so hard in the war you know we we just got it

546
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:19,960
anyway that was a fun quiz wasn't it a long way from the jizz comments to them

547
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:25,160
we've been distancing ourselves all this time and you've brought it to me my head all day bro

548
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:33,000
oh my gosh uh well anyway hungry so enjoy the sigismund quiz i'm i'm ravenous

549
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:43,160
i'm hungry i mean i had fun uh i enjoyed that was a good quiz it was fun and i just wish i knew

550
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:51,720
more for his hair is the lord i don't want to read all the books so i like the i'm i'm listening to

551
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:59,320
xeno's books right now man yeah the law be popping though boys yeah i have read i've read like 20 of

552
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:06,120
them and that's like a quarter or a horse heresy is just marvel for warhammer and that makes me

553
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:15,080
i don't i don't like thinking about it it's ending though good yeah and it's time for 500 scouring

554
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:22,680
novels yeah give me old world not gonna happen buddies did you see that the old world models

555
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:28,920
that they've shown are the only new ones that we're getting no yep you're making that up

556
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:34,920
nope it's it's it's that's maybe i'm wrong but that's the information i have been told

557
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:42,280
they were doing keyslev what happened to that uh uh hey james maybe it's maybe just maybe it's

558
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:48,280
just for brittonia and tomb kings that that's the case but still there's a lot of old goofy looking

559
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:52,520
tomb kings just play middle earth bros just play middle earth everyone listening to this just go

560
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:57,720
play middle earth please it's buy more models actually don't because if gw starts paying

561
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,720
attention to it then they'll release new rules and ruin the game so maybe maybe we shouldn't

562
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:08,280
you know what i said don't buy it don't do it don't buy it use army with all that ranting though

563
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:14,280
so i want to say thank you guys so much for listening and for watching um obviously if you

564
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:19,160
want to is it any other subjects slash topics you want us to cover make sure you comment them below

565
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:24,760
because we will happily do them maybe we'll even do a tabletop fiend one next time because quite

566
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:30,520
a few of us uh do enjoy that the game and uh without being said hope you guys all enjoyed

567
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um sorry for the jizz comments and we'll see you guys next time i'm not

568
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uh peace farewell love you everyone

569
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you