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to accomplish anything.

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He's 100% in the game.

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Some people go to Hot Topic to buy edgy clothes, Shobby Spile goes to Hot Topic to turn the

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people in Hot Topic in a clothes.

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Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Versus.

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I am your host Hal, also known as the Amber King, slash Pancreas does work and I'm here

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with my co-host Colin.

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We're neither of the debaters and you're already throwing shade, alright.

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It makes sense because I'm here with my co-host Colin, who is Pancreas No Work, great channel,

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obviously everyone knows that already.

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His stuff is really good.

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And today will be another Versus episode where we will take on the Gene Fathers, the best

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geneticists within the setting.

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We have Andy in the blue corner over here.

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Hello everyone to Andy.

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He'll be representing Mr. Belisarius Call.

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The Daddy Beetle.

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The guy literally the size of a Primark, he's chonk.

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And in the red corner we have Eli with Fabius Bile.

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Eli's read his books and he loves it and he's going to show that love today.

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First off we'll just ask the contestants how they're feeling.

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Andy, how confident are you feeling today?

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Your Messiah is with me as he is with everyone, I'll be fine.

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Quite confident.

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Eli, how are you feeling about Fabius Bile today?

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He's the main character of Warhammer 40,000, so I mean come on.

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He does have main character syndrome to be fair, he does think he's the main character.

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But with that being said, I think boys we're going to hop off straight on into it.

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Eli will be up first, telling us about the Clone Lord.

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Eli, are you ready?

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Yes sir.

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And your time begins now.

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Nice.

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Fabius Bile is the best and greatest and most epic scientist in the entire galaxy.

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He's the Man Flayer, the Clone Lord, the Primogenitor and chief apothecary of the Emperor's children

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and basically all of Chaos at this point.

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He is worshipped as a god by his children that he has created which have become entire

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civilizations and societies that are self sustainable and govern themselves.

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He has created the New Men which are basically his own version of space marines.

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He improves upon the Emperor's work which is apparently not heresy according to Belisarius

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calls so I can say that.

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And while they may be not quite as heroic and strong as the space marines, they are

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fast and cunning and most importantly human.

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They retained their humanity and they can reproduce so there's a lot more of them,

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you can make a lot more of them for a lot cheaper.

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They cost you basically nothing and they're pretty badass as one may say.

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He single handedly saved the entire Emperor's children legion from destruction, taking on

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many great sacrifices and burdens upon himself.

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Chaos unifies around him when he doesn't even try, he doesn't want them to half a

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time and they still flock to him because he's just so epic.

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He gives us so much chat energy that the Emperor's children just conglomerate around him and

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follow him because he's a natural born leader.

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He enhanced the entire legion of the Emperor's children back in the day and basically single

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handedly caused their entire fall.

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What an epic troll.

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He turned civilians into drugs.

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Literally awesome.

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Rock and roll dude.

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He made the perfect clone Primarch of Fulgrim and basically the perfect Horus but Horus

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didn't have a soul so it didn't work out as well.

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But Fulgrim does have a soul so he'd made the perfect Fulgrim.

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I don't see Belisarius creating any Primarchs.

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He's a moron.

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It's heresy.

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Oh but creating space marines is heresy.

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He's immoral, he'll never die, he's defeated death, there's literally like 20 of him, only

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one Belisarius, there's a billion Fabius Biles.

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He's seen the face of Slaanesh, still doesn't believe her, freaking got him.

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Yeah I think that's good.

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Oh and he's dipping out straight away.

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That's a lot of stuff.

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Once again rocking the confidence.

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He's got a good portfolio.

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He does have quite the portfolio.

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I feel like he gave his rat battle intro there.

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He's let everyone know that he's very much, if Fabius needs a hype man, Eli's already

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there.

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If Fabius has one fan, Eli's that fan.

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He's already worse being Slaanesh, he's halfway there.

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He's already in there.

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I do like how the way he was doing the intro, you could just imagine him in wrestling gear

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about to approach the ring.

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Spell us as Biles, Fabius, the big primogenitor.

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It's some good points but I think it's time for another beginning and opening for Andy

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to unleash his knowledge.

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Andy are you ready?

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And your time begins now.

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Okay it's time to talk about Mr Magos, Daddy Beetle, Big Mechanicus, Mac Daddy himself,

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Belisarius Call.

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This guy is an old dude, he was around during the days of Fabius Biles during the Horus

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Heresy.

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It's kind of debatable, I don't know exactly who's longer lived but then again Fabius Biles

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has died several times and been cloned and brought back because you know, oh you can't

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just have one life, that's cringe hipster.

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Anyway he was around during the days of the Horus Heresy doing his bit for the Imperium

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and during those days he realised, you know what, I quite like flesh so I'm not going

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to be too techy just yet.

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I'm just going to upgrade my brain a little bit, add some MacGuffins, make myself a bit

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more intelligent.

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That's pretty cool but with a bit of time and a bit of encouragement he realised, nah

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flesh is weak fam, I'm going to get some iron in me, I'm going to be this gigantic, I'm

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going to replace my limbs, my organs, I'm going to add extra appendages so I can do

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like a skip ball while I'm using a calculator or whatever he does.

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I don't know, he's too smart for me to know but anyway he started to integrate people's

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minds into his own so like, Fabius is a pretty smart dude, okay that's one brain, guess

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what, Belisarius has got like dozens of people's consciousness and brains integrated into his

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like, being.

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He's like a hive mind, he can do so much without processing power and those experiences

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of several people, one of which might be Arkhan land.

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It's not confirmed but it's probably very much a reliable thing that if you were going

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to integrate someone into your brain, it'd probably be the man who made the land raider

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because you know, there's a meme point there.

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And like Eli said, you know, oh it's cool, you know, you made some Primarchs which all

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of them failed or died or are in prison but big daddy Belisarius, he's made the Primarch

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Marines, he's got hundreds of thousands of children, he's got thousands of them all

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across the galaxy doing the Emperor's will and they're better than first borns such as

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Bael.

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Yes they're mass produced but they're also getting it done.

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What has Bael done with his like, so called children, little misfits who have bad grammar,

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cool, whatever.

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Also, I think I'm going to like do a bit of a heavy one here, he beat a Katan like in

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a battle of wits and he like bested like a primordial being that's arguably as strong

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as a Chaos God, just saying.

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He also you know doesn't have the like equivalent of space marine grade cancer mixed with scurvy

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unlike Bael and his whatever he's got going on with that infection he has.

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He also you know, he can do multiple tasks at once because Eli mentioned, oh there's

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you know, Bael's cloned himself loads of times, well guess what, we've got the Khorl Inferiors

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baby, Khorl is able to make versions of himself, lesser versions to accomplish several tasks

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across the galaxy at once.

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He's got the skills to make the master crafted Armour of Fate for Giliman, he literally saved

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Space Jesus from dying, that's pretty cool.

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He commands the entirety of the mechanic, he's like Fabius Bael, he's got the Emperor's

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children.

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Cool, a broken legion full of drug addicts, that's cool.

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He's got the Mechanicus, the entire Mechanicus and he's got the fealty of night houses and

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titans.

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He's also uncovered many several mysteries across the galaxy and confronted the deadliest

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foes across the vast void of space.

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He's even been at the side of the Avenging Sun, he's witnessed the destruction of Cadia,

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he's even allied himself with Drzin the Infinite rather than made a little like, oh hello I'm

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Fabius, oh you're Tristan, you're kinda cool.

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Fringe, he worked with him to try and stem the tide of chaos.

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There's only one MacDaddy in the 40k universe, 10,000 years going strong and that's Belisaurus

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Cool, and I think I'm gonna leave it at that for my opening statements.

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Nicely done.

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Colin, how do you feel?

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I feel like we got some strong contenders on each side, I do like each of the arguments

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you have for, I guess they're children as you could say, the Primaris Marines, I mean

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first of all they're the Space Marines.

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Quite prominent obviously in Warhammer 40k and it's definitely important to acknowledge

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Col did that, kind of a hard one to top, but that being said Eli had a good point.

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Fabius' new man, they just need to procreate, you don't need any facilities for that.

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When a mommy new man and a daddy new man love each other very much, you get more soldiers.

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Procreation is cringe.

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Just a candlelit dinner.

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Yeah, just a candlelit dinner and you've got another soldier eventually.

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So I do like they've each got some stuff going for them.

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I do have a question for each side if they'd care to hear it.

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The question is, and I'll have Eli go answer first and then Andy next, they both have some

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ability to, I feel like to stick around a bit and avoid death.

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Paul of course being a tech priest and Fabius just cloning himself whenever anyone blinks.

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But I do have to ask, are either of them capable of a true form of immortality?

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So let's say you kill all of the Fabius' and you have an EMP next to Col or something,

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do they have a way to get around this for either of them?

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Eli, what would happen if all of the Fabius' died?

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Does he have an out?

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Fabius is too smart for that.

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He would have a backup plan for his backup plan for his backup plan.

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He literally always wins.

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You can't beat this guy.

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He has an unknown location in the galaxy, unknown to all except for him where his new

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men are going to go live one day when he needs to and not a single soul knows about it.

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So I mean, you know, that's a good hiding spot if he needs it.

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And Andy, what would happen to Col?

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Is there anything he could do to reroute some data routines or something like that?

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I don't know how computers work.

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I'm sure he has the capability to create something similar to what the Necron use where they

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move their consciousness into like a hub.

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We already know he's got the call in theory is we already know he's got usable, like lesser

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versions of himself that basically act to the to the normal observer like Belisarius,

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except more mechanical.

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And this is this is tech, Danny.

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He's going to have contingency.

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I was long as I've got bandwidth or a hard drive or a floppy disk.

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I'm not going anywhere.

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I'll just make more memory and I'll spread myself around.

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It's not a problem.

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You can't beat the machine because the machine is immortal.

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Praise the Omnissiah.

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All right.

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So I like Andy with a pretty solid answer.

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And Eli, I'm not going to lie.

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You were definitely channeling some but I did have breakfast today.

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Energy Fabius never loses.

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But that is fair, although you did you did acknowledge Fabius has about five gazillion

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contingency plans in place.

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So good.

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That is worth the Inquisitor game as the final boss.

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That is true.

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All right.

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I think I'm good on questions.

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Are you gentlemen ready for round two?

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Let's have everything.

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I do have a question, but I think I'll save it for my round.

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My right.

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And Eli, are you ready for your next section?

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Yes.

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And your time begins now.

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I was actually trolling Fabius is immortal because he take the wraith bone technology

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of the elder and now his consciousness resides within wraith bone, which is why he can make

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one trillion of himself all the time.

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So he actually can never die.

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I totally forgot about him that till now.

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But anyways, that's pretty cool.

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He's literally immortal.

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His noise brains are also still around, which is cool.

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They recognize him from 10,000 years ago.

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One of his coolest creations by far.

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Who doesn't like noise brains?

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They're so cool, dude.

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His war gear is epic.

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One touch from his demon staff is an auto win in most of his fights.

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And he makes serums that literally can affect demons, which have no real physical essence

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or organs.

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And it somehow still works.

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He's just that smart.

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The chirigen is a sentient, fleshy machine that's a complete bro and operates on him

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while he's asleep.

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It's a smart guy.

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He lays eggs.

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I mean, like, come on.

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I haven't seen Mr. Call create any demon flesh sacks that create eggs and perform surgeries.

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Fabius has gone to Kamarot and he balled so hard on the dark elder that he outsmarted

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them and caused basically a mini civil war.

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And they crawled over each other and destroyed their entire planet to try to get to Fabius.

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And he still beat them.

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Let's go.

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He uses the webway.

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That's cool on its own.

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He has his own war band and is basically all just an whole army and conglomerate of apothecaries.

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All the apothecaries from around the galaxy flock to this guy because he's so smart and

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he knows more than every single one of them.

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There's not a single apothecary who can rival this guy as a genius.

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So everybody goes to him to learn from him.

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He cares about his children.

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He's honestly a loving father.

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He cares about the little kids.

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You know, he gives them little cuddles, touches, pinches their cheek.

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He cares about his new men especially.

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Creates an entire society for them, an entire backup plan, the perfect paradise for them

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to keep them safe if he needs to.

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They're not tools in his mind, but they're the future.

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They're the future of the entire world.

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He's not just working for the future of chaos or the Imperium.

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He's working for the future of humanity to make his own humanity that will be a million,

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billion times better than the Emperor's, that's for sure, because the Emperor's didn't work

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out so now it's Fabius' turn.

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Yeah, he balls pretty hard.

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I think that's about it.

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He's cool.

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And we will cut it there.

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Not pretty impassioned, I'd say.

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Definitely putting Fabius on quite the high level to be comparing him to Big E himself.

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Yeah, bro.

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The entire chaos relies on him, they can't even survive without him.

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They use all of his, he's created, yeah, you know, chaos only exists because of Fabius.

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With that being said there, Andy, are you ready for your rebuttal?

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Oh, I am so ready.

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Let's go.

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And your time begins now.

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Okay, so first of all, in a 1v1 versus Belisarius, let's talk about what Bile is rocking.

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He's got the Rod of Torment.

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Guess what?

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It makes pain really bad.

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Doesn't matter.

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Calls made of steel, it's not going to do anything.

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All his armor, the Arc Scourge, it exercises machine spirits.

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I was funny little backpack.

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Guess what?

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He's going to make it defunct just by going snap of his fingers.

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That doesn't work anymore.

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Your armor doesn't work anymore.

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No more machine spirit.

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Done.

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He's got the Solar Atomizer, a mastercrafted melter weapon capable of burning through tanks.

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How's your little lab coat going to do against that?

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He's got a mastercrafted Omnissine Axe that towers over Bile and let's not forget, Paul

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is bigger than a Primark.

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He's gigantic.

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In a 1v1, you've got an old man with a little needler and a rod, a little cane against a

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gigantic beetle man with a power axe that's capable of cutting through anything.

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No contest.

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He's got the Mechadendrite Hive, snaky loopy little appendages that'll grab you, engulf

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you, stab you, throttle you, viviset you, whatever he wants to do.

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He's got the Scryer Skulls, which basically analyze during battle what's going on.

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We might have already seen the bit from the Gothic Armada 2 cinematic where he's talking

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to the guys and he's doing threat assessments while he talks.

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Any mistake Paul makes, any single one, whether he moves his stance or he has a bit too much

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weight distribution on one foot or he has a vulnerability in his armor, Paul goes weakness,

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jab, done.

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He's got the reaction times because he's a machine.

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He's literally and figuratively a machine.

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He's also got a refractor field.

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It makes him cloaked in gravitic energy.

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So not only is Paul going to have a bit of trouble identifying where Paul is when he's

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trying to attack him, making him harder to hit, he also refracts strikes.

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His refractor field can stop point blank las cannons and plasma guns.

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What's your little cane going to do about that?

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I just need to press upon this.

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He is enormous.

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He is chonk.

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So you've got a multi-limbed, heavily armed, shielded titanic figure bigger than a Primark

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with 10,000 years of experience with several people's experiences of battle.

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Because remember, we don't know who he's been integrating into his mind.

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He could have been getting generals.

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He could have been getting starchy soldiers and he could have been integrating that into

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his knowledge of battlefields, tactics and how he did.

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Xyclos Nidor is cool.

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How are you going to stand against this imposing beetle, armed to the teeth, armed with knowledge

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and foresight, who knows every single one of your little tricks and goes, doesn't matter

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mate, I know exactly how to counter this.

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And I'm going to leave it there.

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Oh, with not much time to spare as well.

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Damn.

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Okay.

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I see.

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I see.

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So Eli started to talk about his Mr. Biles greatness, whereas Andy went straight for

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yo, my dad is bigger than yours.

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So I can beat you off your dad.

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Hey man, that's how it works in 40k.

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The taller and bigger you are, the more authority you have and calls pretty big.

334
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Yeah, that's why the avatar of Kane is clearly beaten up by things smaller than it.

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Alright, listen.

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Alright, listen.

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Yeah, listen.

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The elder aren't involved here.

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I thought Eli and I were in the versus matches episode.

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Yeah, I'll show you.

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I forgot in the memo, I think he thought the schedule meant you two were judging.

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Well, I do have a slight question for both of you.

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I'll start with Eli.

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What is something you think Fabius could make which Bellasaur's call could not?

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As in what would you think he would be capable of that his rival wouldn't even come close

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to?

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Well, a Primarch versus all and an entire species probably.

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I don't think calls really made anything from scratch.

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I think he's kind of just, you know, taking what he has and made it better.

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Don't see a lot of original works coming out of this.

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Hold on, your whole thing was, oh, he's made private, like he's literally copying the Emperor's

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homework.

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That's not a point.

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But the, is his mutant populations though he's made from scratch and his new men are

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barely bigger than space marines.

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Let's put some horns on this one.

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Let's make this one have like a weird.

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Yeah, the cuties.

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That's not building from scratch.

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I'm going to take a look.

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They'll die in the millions.

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I'll overwhelm Bellasaur's call with my one billion mutant children.

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You can't hit him because of his refractor field.

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But that being said though, Andy, what's something you think call could make that Fabius wouldn't

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be capable of?

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Well, this is the thing.

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I mean, just from the fact that he's interacted with a Katarn shard and he's experimented

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with the sofa device, I reckon he could make something like a interplanetary dimensional

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teleportation device or something which influenced travel.

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But the thing about call is he knows where the line is and he goes Primarchs, that's

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a bit far.

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He could do it, but he goes, you know what?

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That's not my place.

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I'm going to improve upon the prime with the Primarchs marines and Bolters and tanks and

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dreadnoughts because that serves the Omnissiah.

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But I'm not overstepping the bounds of becoming a filthy heretic.

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He only cause, you know, commits a little bit of heresy and then, you know, then cause

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everyone else here to explain.

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Just a smidge of heresy.

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I do have one.

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I have one last.

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Sounds like a spreadable how just just a smidge of just a smidge of heresy in the morning.

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It's delicious.

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I do have one last question, which I think Andy kind of touched upon in his section,

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which is I'll start with Eli first.

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Fabius Bial has to kill Bellasaurus call.

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How does he do it?

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One trillion billion million mutants and a whole space marine chaos space.

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He can't do it on his own.

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1v1 and he's too smart to fight a 1v1.

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And, you know, 50,000 apothecaries, 100,000 chaos space marines, you know, Abaddon that

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is spoiler probably owes him something.

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So there you go.

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It's fair enough.

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And Andy, I think you kind of touched on it earlier, but how would, you know, call has

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to kill Fabius Bial.

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How does he do it?

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All right.

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So by by Eli's logic.

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One, he's got a favor with the avenging son.

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He's like, can I get all of your ultramarines in the Astartes?

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Cool.

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Also, he's got the mechanic is cool.

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Also, he's got the legios with the Knights and the Titans.

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Cool.

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Plus, he's got his own space marine factions like the sons of Medusa and the ones that

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are from the Red Vipers.

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The Black Vipers.

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Yeah, like he's got all these connections.

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And that's when he's going.

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I need to pull out all the stocks.

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Remember, he's also got his call in theory, which could be making him 70 opponents versus

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one in the case of cool light, because the thing is, Fabius can't use more than one body

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at a time, more or less.

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They're all independent forces.

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All is like a hive.

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He could go, I have all my call in theory.

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I have my mechanicus, my night houses, the space marines, my Primark friends, my my

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pal Celestine.

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We've we're still on WhatsApp.

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We're still good.

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Get the Sisters of Battle involved.

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Get the Black Templars involved.

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Get the get it get the Vrain and her folks.

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I think the Imperium is a little busy right now.

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Well, again, you were saying he's got a million billion.

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If pressed, call could be like, let's make a concerted effort to just obliterate Fabius.

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I think he's losing to the tyrannids on that 53 percent scale.

429
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Well, they're also checking out certain designs.

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The mechanicus has its priorities in the right place, if you ask me.

431
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Well, I think there's some good arguments from both sides there.

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I like that quite a lot.

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The hive mind idea hatch hadn't crossed my mind before.

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So I mean, if we talk about heresy, these two are both pretty, you know, I mean, I wouldn't

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say it's a bonus and a negative on both sides.

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I want a written apology about the bad things you said about my dad coming to get you.

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Well, other than bringing our actual dads to fight in this YouTube episode, we'll start

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on our very last round.

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Eli, are you ready?

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Yes.

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You have one minute and it begins now.

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All right.

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Mr. Call has cost the average space marine player hundreds of dollars.

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He has rapidly changed the space marine aesthetic in Warhammer forever.

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His primaris art is hyper cringe compared to the classic space marines.

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He can't even fit his dudes in the regular transports and he can't fit the regular dudes

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in the primaris transports.

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So you have to buy all of them.

449
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Primaris marines fight for Mars instead of the emperor.

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They don't know two poos about fighting chaos and the new foes and adapting.

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Other legions literally kill them.

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Call also has big, big heresy, committed mega heresy, improved the emperor's work and it

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took him like 10,000 years forever.

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Bro, clones?

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AI clones colluding with Xenos?

456
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I don't know, man.

457
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I don't know.

458
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And this guy says he's not a heretic.

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I'm not buying it.

460
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I'm not buying it.

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He's been piggybacking off the real G, the emperor, this whole time based on his work.

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And most of all, he has no pimp cane.

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Call gets zero.

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And your time is up.

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Zero witches.

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Zero pimp cane.

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Call is apparently maidenless.

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Andy, are you ready for your response?

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Oh, I'm ready.

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You have one minute and it begins now.

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On that last point, Call does have a pimp cane.

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It's in Battlefleet Gothic 2 cinematic.

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You can see it when he gets off the ship.

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So let's just brush the cane moment aside.

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Let's be honest.

476
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Fabius is a very impressive individual, but he ain't no Belisarius.

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Yes, you've got your little freak army.

478
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,480
Yes, you tried to clone a Primark a few times and it didn't really work out.

479
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,480
It worked.

480
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,680
So let's be honest.

481
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,640
Belisarius has changed the game.

482
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:37,520
Like you mentioned, he has redefined what it is to be a space marine or a tabletop player

483
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,120
or a Xenos or a heretic.

484
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,200
Because guess what?

485
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,080
When you write the book, you get to say who's a heretic and who isn't.

486
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,600
And Belisarius is not a heretic.

487
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,720
He is a genius.

488
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,040
He is the Archmagus.

489
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,920
He is Big Brain Daddy.

490
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,440
He is Beatle incarnate.

491
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:58,120
And no matter how much cope I hear, I never hear a response to how can he beat him in

492
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,120
a one on one?

493
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,120
He can't.

494
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,120
How can he beat him in intelligence?

495
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,120
He can't.

496
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,120
How can he combat his vast armies?

497
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:04,120
He can't.

498
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,160
Fabius is outclassed in every way.

499
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,160
And it's over.

500
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,160
Long reign the Omnissiah.

501
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:15,480
Well, well, well, Colin, how do you feel about those the minutes of hate?

502
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,720
There was definitely some vitriol going around.

503
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:26,440
I'd like the repeated naming of call is the Beatle that makes me chuckle.

504
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:31,440
I do have one final question for the contestants.

505
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:38,680
If I were to say drop a piece of a war hammer miniature, and as it does with every small

506
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:44,160
little thing you drop into your floor, vanishes directly into the warp forever, never to be

507
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,440
found.

508
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,440
Who could help me get something to find it?

509
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,320
Who would build a better device to help me find it?

510
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,320
Eli?

511
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:58,400
Fabius already has web technology and knows how elder technology works.

512
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,920
So I think you have a pretty good bet there.

513
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,960
And it is mostly elder stuff that I drop on my floor and lose for eternity.

514
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,360
Andy, how how how might call solve this dilemma?

515
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:13,960
Well, you might you mentioned like, for example, you know how I mentioned he can analyze during

516
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:18,720
battle like don't remember he's got the entire mechanic us and all their scanning equipment

517
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,000
and all their vehicles and their fleets and all their ancient architect and all their

518
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,960
wondrous dark age of technology.

519
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,040
They probably have something in the back room that they're just like a bit like, oh, this

520
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,040
is precious.

521
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,440
But if you were in a bind, they'd be like, yeah, no problem.

522
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,680
And he's got his contacts throughout the Imperium.

523
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,160
Unlike Fabius, who's a bit of an independent war bands a cringe.

524
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,080
I'm going to work on my own like Bella's eyes.

525
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,760
It's like I know some elder who could help me out in the web way.

526
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:46,880
I've got my living saints, my Primarchs, my entire army, my night houses.

527
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:47,880
We'll figure it out.

528
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,880
No problem.

529
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:49,880
I got scanning devices.

530
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,880
I've got robots.

531
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,600
We're immune to an extent with the warp and its currents.

532
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,640
We know we got the know how we can get it done.

533
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,600
Those are good arguments on both sides.

534
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,520
I have one question I think both of them can answer.

535
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,680
I'll give it together or not.

536
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:11,360
But which one of them do you think understands perhaps the best geneticists in the entire

537
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,360
universe?

538
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:17,520
The Emperor, who understands his work the best?

539
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,200
That's a good question.

540
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,920
I think it is probably actually just Fabius.

541
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,960
Controversial opinion.

542
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,000
Andy do you feel the same way?

543
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,600
No, think of this way.

544
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,240
Belisarius has been in direct contact with the Emperor.

545
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,760
He's been studying not just like I have a box of scraps in a cave Iron Man style making

546
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,840
weird no Belisarius has like all the information.

547
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,320
He has all the samples.

548
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,960
He has countless test subjects.

549
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,560
He has 10,000 years of knowledge.

550
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,440
He's got the data volts of the Mechanicus.

551
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,400
He has the files and the archives on Holy Terror.

552
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,920
He's been in the presence of Primarchs.

553
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,660
He knows everything he needs to know.

554
00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:56,840
That's how he made a gigantic army of Primaris Marines.

555
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,840
He knows it back to front front to back and if he wanted to make a Primarch, if it wasn't

556
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,840
heresy he could do it.

557
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:07,720
I want to see a clip of Belisarius saying Fabius Bile will build this in a cave with

558
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,720
a box of scraps.

559
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,640
Well Colin, let us know your thoughts.

560
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,160
What are you thinking so far?

561
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,000
What's coming out on top?

562
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,360
What's your overall review of the argument so far?

563
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,080
Both presented good sides.

564
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:29,880
Of course there's the fact Eli has mentioned Fabius is definitely does not have the same

565
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:35,880
resource standpoint that Col has and is able to has done quite a bit with as much reduced

566
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,120
capacity.

567
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:45,420
But that being said in a war scenario just you don't get to go he has better stuff than

568
00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:47,200
me to avoid losing.

569
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,200
You just lose.

570
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,680
Especially when you've done the heresy that got you in that place in the first place.

571
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:55,840
If you didn't rebel you could have had access to but oh no you did it a whoopsie with being

572
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,840
a traitor.

573
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,840
Yeah obviously.

574
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:03,040
So it is very impressive Fabius has done with the limited resources he has but just going

575
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:09,760
well you know Fabius can't do what Col does because he has less resources you know like

576
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,360
or pardon me let me reword that.

577
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,320
I mean imagine what Fabius could do if he had Col's resources I don't find too much

578
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,200
of a defense because he doesn't have Col's resources.

579
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,040
That is a hypothetical.

580
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:28,760
That being said when I play strategy games I'm a big fan of the old reliable minimal

581
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:34,880
input for maximum output and Fabius' new man definitely the kind of thing I would gel with.

582
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:39,040
You don't need massive production facilities and other pre-existing knowledge like you

583
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,000
do with Primaris Marines.

584
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:46,640
He's made his new man and then they're out and about to do their thing so I think both

585
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,840
of them definitely have brought up good points.

586
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,200
Hal how are you feeling over it right now?

587
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:56,360
It's so tough for this one this might be like the closest we've ever had in terms of.

588
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:01,360
And to be fair it's the first time we've pitted Warhammer versus Warhammer.

589
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:06,680
This one feels like incredibly close because they're both in a way they're kind of the

590
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,920
same thing and yet they are not in terms of how they show the same coin.

591
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,880
Yeah how they show their genius.

592
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:20,760
I do think Fabius isn't necessarily held back by what some would call morality as much as

593
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,600
Col isn't a little bit.

594
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:29,320
I like Fabius' experiments and all of his work is very much the it's not really with

595
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:35,280
a goal as much of a goal in mind it's all it speaks more to like can he do it and what

596
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:40,080
does he have a end goal in mind?

597
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,480
Just for the sake of doing it almost.

598
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:48,640
Yeah whereas Col isn't it's not that he's incapable of doing many of the things that

599
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:56,320
Fabius has he just has no interest slash directive to produce that he produced the Primaris Space

600
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:02,640
Marines because that's what first of all because the law writers made him and secondly because

601
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:07,400
that's essentially what he needed to do to help reconquer the galaxy in the Endometis

602
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,400
Crusade.

603
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,680
So is your critique that Bellisaurus is too busy to do other things therefore that's like

604
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,680
that's nice.

605
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:14,680
No he's too busy.

606
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,960
He's got a lot to do.

607
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:23,920
He's not out there making humans into cocaine powder because he has no interest.

608
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:28,040
Although saying that that is admittedly another criticism against Col you can say you know

609
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:33,200
he has a lot to do so he can't focus on these things that is a problem Col has.

610
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,320
Col definitely has a lot more on his plate or as Fabius is a lot more.

611
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:41,000
If Fabius had that constraint he wouldn't get nearly enough done and I don't think it

612
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,200
would be comparable if that were the case I'm just saying.

613
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,480
Yeah well yeah but that goes back to what I was just saying earlier just because you

614
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:51,160
know it's like the opposite of the resource thing like yeah if Col didn't have all this

615
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,120
stuff on his plate he could do this.

616
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,840
Well Col does have all this stuff on his plate so unfortunately it's a moot point.

617
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:01,440
Well I guess on the other side of that coin is Fabius has nothing occupying his time so

618
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:07,000
therefore he essentially makes people into powder which is for no reason.

619
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Terrible work.

620
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,840
There's actually no reason to do it.

621
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,880
I need you to you should be drugs now.

622
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,520
Yeah like again it's technically a waste of time.

623
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:17,600
Research purposes.

624
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,600
I need a new jacket you'll do.

625
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,560
He's just taking off the achievements pro.

626
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,100
Yeah a lot of his stuff is just I'm having fun doing it rather than he's actually trying

627
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:29,720
to accomplish anything.

628
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,780
He's 100% in the game.

629
00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:37,320
Some people go to Hot Topic to buy edgy clothes, Fabius Bile goes to Hot Topic to turn the

630
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,400
people in Hot Topic into clothes.

631
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:45,800
I think there's also I do have to remember as well like again Bellisaur's call has essentially

632
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,760
been immortal the entire time.

633
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:53,240
He's lived 10,000 years and Fabius Bile I think it's even said in the Fabius Bile books

634
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:58,600
when he talks to Trezin or Trezin sorry he goes I think Trezin says to him are you even

635
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,920
the original Fabius or are you just a memory of the original Fabius.

636
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,480
So is Fabius Bile actually dead?

637
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:08,160
So and again his ghost of a memory of a person.

638
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:13,200
And does his what's the is it the blight again the blight keeps coming up so it will kill

639
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,200
him every time.

640
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:19,080
Well he's cured right now with the wraith bone his OG form is coping.

641
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:23,600
I thought the wraith bone he basically had his memories his memories won't go but his

642
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:25,800
bodies always die if I remember.

643
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,600
Yeah but he's alive in the wraith bone.

644
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,840
I mean to be fair yeah that's how wraith bone stuff works to keep your soul it is your soul

645
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,720
in that thing like it's not like the necrons are like you know you remember but are you

646
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:39,720
technically same like you know wraith bone it's straight up your soul in that thing.

647
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:43,040
Guess doesn't does a call even need to do that though?

648
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,040
His body's not dying.

649
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,040
That is a very good point.

650
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:50,600
This is a really tough one because I like both these characters.

651
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:55,840
I have however come to a decision biased as it is hell if you need a bit more time to

652
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,880
discuss think on yourself I think I'm gonna know it as soon as I say it out loud so you

653
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,880
go first.

654
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:06,280
Alright as much as both sides are very good I have to say and again I will admit some

655
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:11,520
of this is biased going in but I'm going to give it to Andy.

656
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:19,600
I feel like Carl just simply has a far stronger position and if he were to feel he needed

657
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:27,400
to do the things Fabius does I feel like he would just it's a and while yes his five billion

658
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:33,120
other things on his plate would perhaps put some time in front of it.

659
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:38,880
Call I feel like could do with again he could do very much what Fabius does perhaps not

660
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:44,880
as good but good enough and in war good enough is all you need.

661
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:50,000
So praise the Omnissiah love me some tech braised.

662
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Love me machines.

663
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Love me machines.

664
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Love me machines.

665
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Eh flesh just is.

666
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
How?

667
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
How about yourself?

668
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Where's your decision?

669
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:06,000
It is essentially 50-50 for my brain but if I had to bring it down to one I think they

670
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:14,520
basically match on pretty much everything so I'm gonna say I think I have to give it

671
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:20,560
to Fabius just for the simple fact that I think he's probably on paper the slightly

672
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:27,120
better geneticist in terms of call would have to have resources and things to get to that

673
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:32,960
point Fabius has done the hard work he's not held back by essentially red tape I think

674
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,600
other than I think they match on pretty much everything else I think Fabius just beats

675
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:42,680
him on I think Fabius is the slightly the better genius so I have to give it to Fabius.

676
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,880
It's really tough that one.

677
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:49,760
I should also say going off the arguments Eli one of the things that definitely pushed

678
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:54,600
me towards Andy is when you brought up Fabius and his dark Eldar escapades and using Eldar

679
00:36:54,600 --> 00:37:00,920
technology I find it very difficult to support GW going hey look at this space marine character

680
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,600
using Eldar stuff again better than they do.

681
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,400
Thank you GW thank you.

682
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:11,280
I just like how Hal basically went like I'm just gonna hand wash atrocities by saying

683
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,480
yeah but it makes him better so it's fine.

684
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:18,640
He's not the better human but not at all I mean they're both not good people but.

685
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,400
They also yeah for going off morality at a certain point it's like yeah Fabius is worth

686
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,360
but it's like they're both pretty horrid.

687
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,720
I'm pretty sure like the whole Primaris marine thing is they take children in the tournament

688
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:30,720
to see the soldiers.

689
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:36,680
All I'm saying is Cole doesn't have a weapon that just its entire intent is to make pain

690
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,200
just that's the priority he's like no I need to get out of the way.

691
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,200
He probably does have a weapon.

692
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,240
And then the product organ is just like oh I'm just going to inflict the most pain feasible

693
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,240
because it's funny.

694
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:49,360
It's like nah it does no it's just a bit much really.

695
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:54,600
I mean I almost I do I'm it's very close this one like I could have said either to be honest

696
00:37:54,600 --> 00:38:02,320
I just think Cole definitely out plays Bile on a lot of things but I think Bile just there's

697
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,960
a little bit of more genius to him.

698
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:10,680
It'll be interesting to see their banter in the upcoming book which is the impetus for

699
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,680
this episode really.

700
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,560
It's like yes new book coming out.

701
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:19,440
I should I should say that I think neither of these two are the best geneticist scientists

702
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,440
whatever in the galaxy.

703
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:23,520
They're neither of them are even the emperor.

704
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:27,000
Oh please clowns clown biggie.

705
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
The old ones.

706
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,000
The real book should be the old ones probably but they're not around anymore.

707
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:38,920
The real battle should be Cesaras versus Yuri and Rakarth.

708
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,920
There's some geneticist.

709
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,920
All right well you're right.

710
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:49,160
It's the Necron the Necron guy versus the Dark Eldar guy.

711
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,160
There's some real geneticist though.

712
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,160
Necrons are so epic.

713
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,160
The human, human.

714
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,160
Thought I went ahead of him.

715
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,160
Love me real empire.

716
00:38:54,160 --> 00:39:00,680
The children of the old ones versus the children of the Katan.

717
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:06,760
Well with that being said though we hope everyone listening appreciated and enjoyed the content.

718
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:12,400
We again this was a tough one you had to let us know down below if you think we know which

719
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:18,080
one you think won maybe or who had you know maybe an argument we missed because we always

720
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,080
miss an argument.

721
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:23,080
Please don't be anchoring us.

722
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,080
The judges are tied.

723
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,480
All right well now I'm really going with the call.

724
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,120
The judges are tied but the commenters you gotta carry it through.

725
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:35,920
Yes and if you're in the side chat please vote on the poll.

726
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:41,080
Let us know which one you're thinking is the superior.

727
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,040
There's no proper template of what we're judging on.

728
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,000
It's just I think in our minds we know who's the best.

729
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:52,280
And with that being said though thank you so much for listening and watching and we

730
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,320
hope to see you all on the next episode.

731
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,320
Peace.

732
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,640
Love you very much.

733
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,640
Bye everyone.

734
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,640
Praise the Omniscience.

735
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:27,560
Love you.

